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Snakes


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>> No.13381602

What the fuck

>> No.13381603

FIRST FOR PHARAOH.
A BEST.

>> No.13381606
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Dragons

>> No.13381607
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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13381608

delete this one

>> No.13381609
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13381609

hug you're waifu and give her lots of love

>> No.13381610

>>13381597
Looks like both posters got the OP right this time, so that's a thing.

>> No.13381616

>memer from previous thread who can only spout "fuck off" gets banned
thank you janny

>> No.13381617

>>13381608
We can't delete OPs anymore or i would since that one was first

>> No.13381619

Congratulations guys on having a discussion on controversial matters in a civil way. I'm proud.

>> No.13381622
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First for fluffy!

>> No.13381626

>>13381603
Anubis is better.

>>13381606
Left is better.

>> No.13381633

>>13381626
Anubis a SECOND best. But you have yours, I have mine. Let's protect the desert kingdom together anon!

>> No.13381636

>>13381626
Not wanting to be wrapped in your ryu waifu's loving embrace and having sweaty passionate sex in the cowgirl position

>> No.13381638 [DELETED] 

>get banned for advocating feminism

fuck this and fuck all of you, this is bullshit

>> No.13381639

The other thread was made first, we should post in that one for now.

>> No.13381643

>>13381639
i think this thread won the threadb owl, might as well stay here

>> No.13381644

>>13381638
>Evading your ban.
>Telling everyone you're evading your ban.

>> No.13381646
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13381646

Shirohebi are the best Lamias

>> No.13381647

>>13381644
Don't worry. I reported her for it.

>> No.13381648

>>13381646
Good taste, you are my nigga

>> No.13381649

>>13381638
Ok man, now you can go back to tumblr

>> No.13381650

>>13381633
Apophis won by such a scant margin, that when compared to the vast lead over all others, it might as well be a tie. But Apophis is 2nd best desert even in my mind, so if anyone had to edge Anubis out of a victory, I'm glad it was her.
Still surprised Pharaoh nabbed 3rd.

>>13381636
This is different from a lamia, how?

>> No.13381651

>>13381644
Judging from his behavior in the previous thread he isn't very intelligent.
It reminds me of that one shitposter who kept typing in all lowercase with no punctuation and tried pulling the same thing.

>> No.13381654

>>13381643
Stuff it, snake hugger

>> No.13381655 [DELETED] 

>>13381638
Fuck off. Anita alone is more than enough.

>> No.13381656

>>13381646
>That tattoo
>tfw your kind, loving lamia girlfriend is the daughter of a Yakuza gang
I can kinda go for that.

>> No.13381657

>>13381650
I was one of two people who voted for Pharaoh.

>> No.13381658

I'm gonna stick with this thread. Scales are superior.

>> No.13381660

Get in here you Americans of African ancestry.
>>13381596
>>13381596
>>13381596

>> No.13381661
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>>13381654
I hug Yetis first, then snakes

>> No.13381662 [DELETED] 

>>13381644
it's stupid because it's loads of bullshit, i get banned for believing women are equal and meanwhile all you fucking shitheads get to cry about "OMG OMG I HATE WOMEN 3DPD IS DISGUSTING AMIRITE FUCK GIRLS FEMINAZIS STEALING MY GAMES" no fuck this and fuck all of you i hope all of you sexist shitheads rot in hell

and you know im ribght thats the thing you know im right and you know your all /pol/sters who are full of shit and yet look at this look at this I WANNT THE MODS TO LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT this is the kind of culture these theads perpetuate and the mods actively endorse and fuck it all im sick of all this bullshit and im sick of people like all of you

>> No.13381664

>>13381657
That was the Strawpoll, right?

Somehow in the Blog Poll, Pharaoh managed to get over 50 votes.

>> No.13381666

>>13381660
>>13381654
Give it up, this thread won.

>> No.13381668 [DELETED] 

>>13381662
Oh look, it's still openly talking about avoiding a ban.

>> No.13381672 [DELETED] 

>>13381662
>i get banned for believing women are equal
No, you get banned for starting a discussion unrelated to otaku culture.

>"OMG OMG I HATE WOMEN 3DPD IS DISGUSTING AMIRITE FUCK GIRLS FEMINAZIS STEALING MY GAMES"
And we are the people who use strawmen?

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>>13381662
Man, I just want to hug Wurm girls.
Is that really so wrong?

Tell it's wrong. I want to feel what it's like to experience forbidden love.

>> No.13381677

Welp, this thread won.

So I'mma just repost this.
>>13381628
[/spoiler]Does it involve her leaving a guy in a public square to be used as a cumpump all day long for numerous passer-by MGs, then at the end of the day, she comes and sucks his filthy cock before riding him and taking his last load deep inside herself, before freeing him to go home and cuddle while caked in sweat and sex?[/spoiler]

>> No.13381678 [DELETED] 

>Jannies deleted other thread and banned the SJW faggot
BASED JANNIES ARE BASED

>> No.13381679 [DELETED] 

Hello, this is the Make a Wish Foundation, here to explain what is going on in this thread. You see, >>13381662 was only 9 years old and suffering from terminal cancer. When we approached >>13381662 offering to grant a wish, >>13381662 wished only to become a quality poster. Thanks to the generous contributions from John Cena, we were able to pay the necessary fees to allow >>13381662 access to this web site. >>13381662 proceeded to make this post that we are reading now. Unfortunately, >>13381662 has since passed away. I ask that we all remember >>13381662 for this truly quality post, and accept >>13381662 as a quality poster.

>> No.13381681

>>13381675
Yes, you slut.

>> No.13381682

>>13381677
AND I HAVE FAILED AT SPOILER.
pls kill me.

>> No.13381683 [DELETED] 

>Janitor deleted the extra thread
>Also been moderating the threads again

Fuck yes. It's good to have some moderation again.

>> No.13381684

>>13381678
Remember anon, Janet loves all of us.

>> No.13381685

>>13381675
Sorry, anon, but it's never wrong to want to hug Wurms. It might be dangerous if they hug you back.

>> No.13381686

>>13381678
Janitors are back in business and business is good. Thank you, benevolent overlords.

>> No.13381687

Mods you need to re-enable OP deleting. It's less work for you and leads to less situations like the Matango thread. Just saying.

>> No.13381688
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>This thread won
Well how about that.

So anyway, Dragons?

>> No.13381690

>>13381688
Are amazing.

>> No.13381691
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>>13381686
Uhhhhhh why are so many posts getting deleted?

I even got fucking warned for joking about the guy who got banned.

>> No.13381692

>>13381684
Yeah, but he's going through and deleting anything that mentions the incident.
It's kind of annoying, but eh, better than dealing with shitstorms for the first few hundred posts if this becomes a thing.

>> No.13381695

>>13381677
Not really into public use. It was more along the lines of how flies can taste with their hands.

>You didn't wash your hands anon
>Handholding grip intensifies

>> No.13381696

>>13381691
Maybe it's new staff?
Who knows, this is rather sudden and without warning, so it could just be someone new coming in and trying to moderate this thread.
It doesn't seem like the usual MO for the staff on this board anyways, since they usually just leave us alone.

>> No.13381697

>>13381687
Actually, it might cause more trouble in that shitposters can repeatedly make new threads and delete them without trouble, en masse.
Remmber, people raid here sometimes, even on a whim.

>> No.13381698
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13381698

Antone got the MG version of this yet?

>> No.13381700

>>13381696
They've made it clear not to be discussing the moderation. Just leave it alone and be thankful for it.

>> No.13381701 [DELETED] 

>>13381691
It's because the girtablilu snipers are upset tha

>> No.13381703
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>>13381692
>It's kind of annoying
More like very annoying. It's not like the troll had succeeded in any way.

>>13381696
New janitor, maybe. It takes ages for a janitor to be "promoted" to mod.

>>13381697
Eh, make it so you can only delete if it has less than ~10 posts.

>>13381700
>Just leave it alone and be thankful for it.
Seriously now?

>>13381688
>>13381606
Dragons are the best.

>> No.13381704

>>13381696
>since they usually just leave us alone
Don't you know about Janet?

>> No.13381705
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I sure like Kejourou!

>> No.13381708
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>>13381597
DID SOMEONE SAY SNAKES

>> No.13381709

>>13381703
Post more dragons then. Would you prefer to be abducted and princess carried or a mighty warrior who takes a dragon as his bride?

>> No.13381710
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Done. Color someday.jpg

>> No.13381711
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>>13381703
They truly are.

>> No.13381713

>>13381705
I want to see a Kejourou with a ponytail.
Ponytails are damn delicious.

>> No.13381714

>>13381705
Kejourous are pretty good. I would love to have a hair job once in my life.

>> No.13381715 [DELETED] 

>>13381691
I hope this doesn't become like that Janitor who kept trying to delete any comments that bashed Jews and babysat the thread for a few days.
Eventually he went away, but that was annoying while it was around, and often entertaining to see half a thread's worth of one sided arguing.
>>13381700
/jp/ poster pls
>>13381701
>This post gets deleted
For what fucking purpose?
>>13381703
Hopefully he goes away if he's going to act like this, it's more annoying than it's worth, and I feel like they're trying to treat this board like a normal /jp/ board.
>inb4 my post gets deleted because the new jannie is going full autist with his deletion power.

>> No.13381716

>>13381710
God bless the abs, the titties and the sex hair. Amen.

>> No.13381718

>>13381710
Mouth watering.

>> No.13381719

>>13381695
Eh, was just going off of the Beelzebub's cuckqueen rep. Public use was just the most easily established situation I could think of.

>Actually lewd handholding
I like your idea better though.

>> No.13381720

>>13381710
Based, Loen. Truly based.

>> No.13381721

>>13381710
I was worried about those abs but they turned out amazing. Thanks, Loen.

>> No.13381722

>>13381710
Would you be willing to draw a Troll at some point?

>> No.13381723

>>13381710
Neat.
By the way, can you draw something for me again?
Pretty please?

>> No.13381724

>>13381705

Not sure about the spesies in general, but I love her.

I think I have a fetish for traditional style Japanese cloths.

>> No.13381725

>>13381709
I'd rather be the former.
Yet I'm writing the latter.

>> No.13381726
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>>13381609
Reminder that the most sensitive part of a Yeti is her heart.

>> No.13381727

>>13381704
No, though I've heard the name get tossed around before.

And hey, I was right, I got warned for posting >>13381715.

>> No.13381728

So many broken references. This is getting fucking annoying.

>>13381709
The latter. Dragon girls seem to love them big guys.

>takes a dragon as his bride
After dating, right???

>>13381710
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

>>13381715
>like a normal /jp/ thread*
Nah, this isn't even normal on the rest of /jp/.

>> No.13381729

>>13381710
Delicious.

>> No.13381732

>>13381705
Me too, I blame Murchez for that.

>> No.13381733

>>13381726
>fluff tunnel
>not fun time fertility funnel
u 'avin a giggle m8?

>> No.13381734

>>13381722
Im sorry, I dont like Trolls.
>>13381723
Depends, I have a few things that would like to do for myself but, what do you have in mind?

>> No.13381735

>>13381728
Then maybe they're just focusing on us because they don't like these threads?
This is an abnormal amount of moderation no matter how much you look at it, and it's especially strange that it's happening at night and not in the morning.

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>>13381628
>What sort of abomination is she?

It's a cutie patootie I found while searching for ゴキブリ on Pixiv. I think this roach girl is the artist's waifu considering how many drawings he made of her.

>> No.13381738

>>13381734
>I dont like Trolls.
This kills the anon.

>> No.13381739

Overmoderation always leads to disaster.

>>13381735
>Then maybe they're just focusing on us because they don't like these threads?
Hahahah, that's a good fucking guess.

>>13381722
>>13381723
Do not abuse The Loen.

>> No.13381740

>>13381607
What about force-fed?

http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg

>> No.13381742

>>13381734
Not him but I know I'd like to see an Anubis dressed like a grease monkey mechanic. Half-worn, dirty coveralls and such.

Though I already said that last thread and was justly ignored.

>> No.13381744
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>>13381734
I'd like Nagi from Rance 9, preferably small and cute, hugging a teddy bear to the point of tearing it apart.

>> No.13381745

>>13381739
Right.
Good advice.

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Super sized threadly dose

>> No.13381747
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>You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>> No.13381750

>>13381746
I'm overdosing Doc

>> No.13381751

>>13381740
>http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg
I have no idea how to link that.

>> No.13381752

>>13381739
I agree, this is overmoderation.
Hopefully the new jannie calms down and pays attention to other threads after a bit, because I really don't want to have to deal with this every single thread.

>> No.13381753

>>13381751
Put a dot in the space between puu and sh.

>> No.13381754 [SPOILER] 
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Eros is love, Eros is life.
إيروس أكبر

>> No.13381755 [DELETED] 

um hi, not the poster earlier, but what was so banworthy about their posts? was it because they were an "SJW"? are opinions about feminism that are positive not allowed? I really don't think that's fair, especially when we have actual misogynists and racists in this thread who are allowed to spew their hatred and shit and they don't have to fuck off, I don't think its fair

>> No.13381756

>>13381751
Seriously anon. Put a dot.

>> No.13381757

>>13381751
>http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg
There's a dot between puu and sh

>>13381752
>>13381739
You guys act like anything of value was deleted. This is exactly how Janet used to delete shitstorms and stuff when we first moved here. There's nothing to whine about.

>> No.13381758

>>13381755
You're not even trying. Though it'll still probably get people.

>> No.13381759

>>13381755
>not the poster earlier
Heh

>> No.13381760

>>13381754

So does she get 72 virgin shotas in the after life?

>> No.13381761

>>13381755
Fucking ban dodging piece of shit.

>> No.13381762

>>13381758
just stop responding to them

>> No.13381764

>>13381757
Even if nothing of "Value" was deleted, this is still annoying as shit.
If this is really what it was like back when the old janitor was here then I think these threads might be better off without heavy moderation.

>> No.13381765

>>13381746
>2000x2400
Go 5000x5000 or go home.

>>13381745
Nah, relax, I wasn't being (completely) serious. If Loen says it's ok to request him stuff, then so be it.

>>13381751
Add the missing dot.

>>13381757
>You guys act like anything of value was deleted.
So? It's still unnecessary and exaggerated moderation. Unless it's flat out trolling (like our so-called SJW friend), or porn, etc., it shouldn't be deleted.

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>>13381755
>um hi, not the poster earlier
You gonna take off the Groucho glasses, or are they comfortable enough for you?

>> No.13381767 [DELETED] 

>>13381761
>>13381759
>>13381758
not ban evading I'm a different person just wondering is all it doesnt seem fair to me

>> No.13381768

>>13381755
It's banworthy because you're shit. Life isn't fair. Get over it.

>> No.13381772
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So tell me /mgt/, would you fuck a Lich as powerful as Nito?

>> No.13381773

>>13381772
>would you fuck a Lich
No.

>> No.13381777
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Dumping the latest chapter of T-Rex.

If you want the DDL: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d5jeiysq7aiku19/[Raptor]_T-Rex_Na_Kanojo_03.zip

>> No.13381778

>>13381772
He's not really a Lich, per say.

>> No.13381779

>>13381772
Why bother with the rest of that text? I'd fuck Nito.

>> No.13381780
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxXOMwhl9_g
>You will never be The Wolfman to a pack of feral werewolves.
>You will never have to defend your right to feed first or be challenged for the position as alpha of the pack by a cocky teenager werewolf.
>You will never feed the members from your pack directly from your mouth, nor will they ever give you sloppy kisses as proof of submission to your leadership.

There isn't that much werewolf art. There needs to be more werewolf art.

>> No.13381781

>>13381777
Are there any sites hosting this?
I want to try reading it but don't want to download it.

>> No.13381782

>>13381772
Power is so damn sexy. If he was a cute girl, then hell yes.

>> No.13381783

>>13381767
You seem highly invested in the opinions of others for someone who isn't ban evading.

>> No.13381784
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>>13381777

>> No.13381785

>>13381765
>Go 5000x5000 or go home.
10000x10000 it is

>> No.13381786

>>13381777
>>13381784
>Dumping in /jp/.
Dump it in /a/ and give us a link. Don't clog the thread with image dumps.

>> No.13381787

>>13381764
After the burning shitstorms of most of last month with no moderator support, I'll take this over that any day. The monstergirl thread has always been considered a soft target for trolls and similar folks. When the janitor comes down hard, they usually go looking for easier pickings after awhile.

Sometimes that means opening up a thread with a chain of two hundred missing posts.

>> No.13381788

>>13381780
>>You will never have to defend your right to feed first or be challenged for the position as alpha of the pack by a cocky teenager werewolf.
Trial by fuck for dominance, right?
Right?

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>>13381784

>>13381781
Batoto and the other readers have Ch 1 and 2 atm

>> No.13381791

>>13381784
Dude, don't dump. The fuck is wrong with you?
Post one page and a link to where we can read it, don't eat a big chunk of our images.

>> No.13381792

>>13381781
It's on batoto

>> No.13381794
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I wish the Yuki-onna had snow white skin instead of blue skin.

Can someone make that happen? Please?

>> No.13381797

>>13381789
DONT
DUMP
HERE

>> No.13381798

>>13381789
>>13381784
>>13381777
Can you not dump this shit here?
Drop it in /a/ and link us to the thread, this is just wasting images man.

>> No.13381799
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>>13381789

Calm down. It's 8 images.

>> No.13381800

>>13381785
photoshop.exe has stopped working

>>13381786
>After the burning shitstorms of most of last month with no moderator support, I'll take this over that any day.
Yeah, except nobody took this guy seriously. Like, at all. He only needed to get a mod to ban him and delete HIS posts. Everything else was fucking unneeded.

>>13381786
>>Dumping in /jp/.
Nobody on /jp/ cares about image dumps. The problem is, this is a 24/7 thread.

>> No.13381802

>Finally get new content
>People are screeching to not have it in the thread
Never change /mgt/

>> No.13381803

>>13381773
>not fucking a plush undead
>not fucking emotions into her
Faaaag.

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>>13381799

>> No.13381807

>>13381799
>>13381804
Don't do it.
If we want to read it we will follow your link.

>> No.13381808

>>13381780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM
>tfw no werewolf to do lewd stuff to me against my will

>> No.13381809

>>13381772

I would gravelord her abyss.

If you know what I mean...

>> No.13381810

>>13381799
>Calm down. It's 8 images.
Way to stoke the fires even more.
You could have made people happy, but you had to be an asshole about this.

>> No.13381811

>>13381607
>>13381746
>>13381747
>>13381766

Speaking of some guy dumping a comic, might as well shit on these.

>> No.13381812

>>13381787
We didn't need the jannie to come in and try purging half the thread after he got rid of one shitposter, it was unnecessary and annoying.

>>13381800
And because it's a 24/7 thread, you should dump it somewhere else where it won't clog up the image limit for 24 hours.

>> No.13381815

>>13381799
>>13381804
Despite what all the others are saying I appreciate you dumping this here.

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>>13381804

>> No.13381818

What the hell, he's only taking 8 images out of 300 with new content related to the thread. Why are you all bitching so much.

>> No.13381819

>>13381812
No no, I agree with you. Just making a minor correction on saying dumping on /jp/ is frowned upon.

>> No.13381822

>>13381818
Gotta save space for new content.

>> No.13381823

>>13381818
>Why are you all bitching so much
You really don't know?

>> No.13381824
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>>13381817

>> No.13381826
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13381826

Would Penguin monster girls be as useless as real Penguins?

>> No.13381828

>>13381804
>Thugdere girl
>Dating(?) a guy who was secretly an even bigger thug and she thought he was weak.
I'm pretty sure this very topic was discussed in these threads
Are any of you from Japan? Do we have Doujin artists secretly in our ranks?

>> No.13381829

>>13381817
>>13381824
You dun fucked up.

>> No.13381830

>>13381812
I don't mind it
They're not just deleting half the thread, they're deleting the shitposting, and everyone arguing with the shitposterm to keep the threads clean from it

there's nothing wrong with that

>> No.13381831

>>13381799
Don't worry about it ELH. I'm anti-dumping but I know these are always super short so thanks for sharing here.

>> No.13381832

>>13381817
>>13381824
>Double-posting an image
Anon pls.

>> No.13381833
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>>13381824

And done.

>> No.13381836

>>13381832
He's doing it on purpose just to be a faggot and use more images.

>> No.13381837

>>13381828
Yeah, it was a while back, with an Oni I think?

She picks up a guy at a bar, thinking she's "Saving" him since he's the weakest looking of a bunch of guys, not even realizing that he stares them down when they almost retaliate against her.

They date, get married, and she's none the wiser till years later when he gets called out for a gangwar or some shit.

>> No.13381839

>>13381830
This

>> No.13381840

>>13381811
If it makes you feel better, I deleted mine...
So...

>> No.13381841
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>>13381817

Here's the ACTUAL page 6. Sorry.

>> No.13381843

>>13381710
wouldimpregnate/10

>> No.13381844

>>13381733
But her fluff tunnel is warm and fuzzy and gives you rug burn
http://i.imgur.com/g65qCb3.jpg

>> No.13381846

>>13381830
>they're deleting the shitposting
What qualifies as shitposting?

>and everyone arguing with the shitposter
Not really. ANYTHING slightly related to it was deleted. It's bullshit.

>>13381826
They better always wear tuxedos.

>> No.13381847

>>13381830
>Deleting only the shitposting
Which includes people thanking them for deleting and banning the troll, or people discussing the possibility of there being a new janitor or mod, and then people complaining they don't like the way the janitor is doing things while talking to one another, right?

It's not just shitposting, they were purging anything left and right that even so much as commented on them, or the person who got banned, which is unwarranted and unnecessary.

>> No.13381848

>>13381833
Being nameless mook is suffering. Thanks for posting it.

>> No.13381853

>>13381794
Blue skin looks colder than white, matches her personality

>> No.13381856

>>13381847
Well they're letting us metapost now and haven't deleted anything in a while

I'd say we just let the topic rest and see where it goes from here

>> No.13381860
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13381860

Getting spanked for being bad

>> No.13381861
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13381861

>>13381742
Lets pretend shes a mechanic. Sort of.

>> No.13381864
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>>13381861
>That hand and arm.
Oh, yes.

>> No.13381865

>>13381856
Holy shit stop sucking so much cock, dude.

>>13381861
It's a hobo!

>> No.13381867

>>13381861
Loen I love you!

This is all I could've hoped for and more.

>> No.13381868

>>13381865
>not wanting to lose my shit at the drop of a hat is sucking mod cock

>> No.13381869

>>13381853

But snow is white, not blue. Besides I'm pretty sure the original myth describes them as snow white.

I should know, I live in Canada.

>> No.13381870

>>13381868
Misusing the quoting feature is shitposting.

>> No.13381871

>>13381861

Anubis is actually getting more overused than manticore now.

>> No.13381873

>>13381861
Loen when will you open commissions? I want you to draw my waifu please. Also take my virginity if possible.

>> No.13381874

>>13381780
I hate these stupid fangs. I HATE THEM. I wish artist who draw people with that little fang poking out would get their damn hands smashed.

>> No.13381875

>>13381861
W-What kind of robot is she working on Loen

>> No.13381877

>>13381861
Based. You doing the other one later, or did you decide not to?

>> No.13381881

>>13381871
Anubis is fine, they don't have tailpussies so they're automatically more tolerable

>> No.13381882

>>13381875
>>13381864

>>13381871
Saw that one coming from a mile away, next it will be dragon, then the people obsessed with Vampires will get their turn.
Yes, our turn...

>> No.13381883

>>13381861
>>13381873
I don't mean to spam but I have to ask that too. You made that one Miia daki for that one guy and I'd like one for myself, with a different monster girl though.

>> No.13381884
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>>13381794
Both white and blue are good

>> No.13381885

>>13381860
I want a Wurm to bend me over her kne--erm tail and give me a spanking.

What are my odds of survival?

>> No.13381888

>>13381869
>Canada
I want to move to Canada where the Yuki-onnas keep winter around longer than normal. I'm afraid of Quebec, though.

>> No.13381889

>>13381870
>What are you talking about?

>> No.13381890
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13381890

Around a Goblin, don't start hobblin'

>> No.13381892

>>13381885
Depends.

Are you inside, or outside?

>> No.13381895

>>13381875
>tfw it's a Bionicle

>> No.13381897

>>13381860
>You will never spank a Kakuen during sex and feel her tighten up around you.
>She'll never beg you to spank her and call her a bad girl while she rides you so hard you leave an imprint in the bed.
It's a bad feeling.

>> No.13381898

>>13381885
>'You've been very naughty, Anon. You need to be punished.'
>'This hurts me more than it does you.'
Your pelvis will be shattered. And not in a good way.

>> No.13381900

>>13381861
IT'S A GUNDAM!

>> No.13381901
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13381901

>>13381888
>Canadian Glacies
I never knew I wanted this

>> No.13381903

>>13381877
On it. I have no idea who this is, and shes kind of weird so its taking a while.
>>13381883
Not for now, sorry. But I will make sure to let you guys know if that changes.

>> No.13381904

>>13381860
I wanna spank the monkey.

>> No.13381907

>>13381903
Certainly awaiting that day.

Also Mono.

>> No.13381908

>>13381903
Alright cool, you've already drawn several Holstaurs, most of which I think I actually requested, so a daki can wait.

>> No.13381909

>>13381903
>Who she is
She's a mage who wants her half sister dead, so she went so far as to attach monster parts to herself to boost the fuck out of her stats, even though it will slowly kill her and causes her to become uncontrollably horny. That wasn't enough, however, and the results of that are explained in the Shizuka route of Rance 9, because I sure as fuck am not spoiling what happens.

>> No.13381911

>>13377938
>Anon ignores the policewoman and returns the next day
>Eventually he stops going home, and stays there on that corner both day and night
>The Dark Priests nearby took pity on him and gave him blankets and food
>A monster girl rape gang took notice of him one day, and assaulted him claiming they would 'make him forget all about that grumpy alp'
>He sent them home crying by failing to get erect, even after they used a cocktail of manticore venom and ushi oni blood
>They swore off raping forever, claiming that the melancholic expression he had kept despite all of their best techniques would haunt them for the rest of their days
>One night he fell asleep on that corner and didn't wake back up
>He walks past the gates that were guarded by a nightmarish beast, and on a hellish parody of that street corner, he sees her standing there
>"Kept you waiting, huh?"
>"Fuck off."

>> No.13381919

>I'll never be with a Lilim who has a thing for wool knit sweaters
>I'll never have strange conversations where we communicate solely through writing and doodling on a piece of paper on lazy days
>I'll never have fun posting with her to find the most depraved of sites to mock mercilessly
>And then watch as the sites burn to ash from sheer embarrassment
>or purge themselves thinking you and her are everywhere, ruining their 'fun'
>I'll never see one of the people of the sites we mocked try to confront us
>Thinking to see a fat slovenly pair of wretches
>Instead find a healthy, normally nice couple who run a bakery
>When they start to rage
>Give them a slice of cake
>And watch them spaghetti over our acts of kindness

Why do I have this fantasy of people who act terrible but secretly are quite pleasant? I'm not really into the "dere" archetypes so why do girls who can switch their "work" and "play" persona appeal so much to me?

>> No.13381924

>>13381901
All MGs become nicer and slowly start to change their accent once they move to Canada, except the ones that aren't tolerant to the cold

I want to drop an Anubis and Pharaoh in Canada with 2 feet of snow to see how long they last

>> No.13381925

>>13381909
Those red things on her body are eyes, right?

>> No.13381926

>>13381833
Bwaka doesn't suspect a thing

>> No.13381927
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>"So what are you in for?"
>"For a Human to be sent to Monster Girl Prison, you must have pissed off someone important."

>> No.13381929

>>13381888
even the MG's would hate quebec

>> No.13381930

>>13381927
I am known simply as, The Milk Man. That should give you enough information.

>> No.13381931

>>13381925
I've been wondering that myself.
Most likely not.

>> No.13381933

>>13381924

You'd be surprised how many brown agreements we have here.

Then again when I live is fucking hell. It can get super fucking cold in the winter and super fucking hot in the summer.

I'm talking hitting 40 and -40.

>> No.13381935

>>13381927
I illegally downloaded chinese cartoons and pirated steam mods.

Just try and fuck with me bitch.

>> No.13381936

>>13381927
I was framed! They say I'm a Serial Cuddler.

>> No.13381938
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>>13381780
>You will never attempt to give your pack some semblance of civilization, or at least some training.
>You will never have to teach them how to talk or at least understand some of what you say similar to how you teach a dog to perform tricks.
>You will never clean them up, bathe them and with some effort brush their teeth and teach them how to do so.
It would either end with Anon leading a rowdy outlaw gang of bikers werewolves who call themselves 'Road Bitches' or living in a cozy log cabin as a hunter alongside his entire pack.

>>13381788
>Right?
Yeah sure. But you still have to show off your teeth and growl loudly whenever you do it.

>>13381808
>There was this odd 'Werewolf Woman' song posted once in these threads.
>It dissapeared completely and now I'll never hear it again.
I HATE IT.

>> No.13381939

>>13381895
Hey Bionicle is cool

>> No.13381940

>>13381927
I tried to hold hands with the ushi-oni cop. Hopefully that explains the crutches.

>> No.13381941

>>13381927
I'm the Cleaner. I set things neat and tidy. The problem is the Kikimora's didn't really like my housekeeping ways. Said that my methods caused problems, many problems.

Some even go as far to say I only cleaned to cockblock maids from ever fulfilling their fantasies with their bosses. Whatever, I did what I believed was right, I don't have any regrets.

>> No.13381942

>>13381927
They think the girls here are capable of "teaching me all about what a monster girl waifu has to offer me" and stop me from alping. Sounds like a crock of shit.

>> No.13381943

>>13381939
No shit it was.

>> No.13381948

>>13381927

I ran into a room full of Succubi and shouted "THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN SEX". After that they tossed me in here figuring by the time I leave I'll have a different opinion.

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>>13381931
Lets say they are actually eyes.

>> No.13381955

>>13381927
I bred a Cait Sith.

>Inmates proceed to avoid the new human prisoner in disgust

>> No.13381956

>>13381933
I wouldn't mind -40C or colder winters as long as I could visit the mofu mofu room with fluffy sheep and other warm MGs to cuddle with so I don't freeze

>> No.13381957

>>13381938
>Raising up a group of Monsters from a near-feral tribe, into a proper civilization
You must learn the ways of Rou, for he is truly the Master of such things.

I mean, sure, he went ahead and turned a tribe of Goblins into a full-out Demon Kingdom, with him as its Supreme Lord, but nobody says you have to take it that far.

Cozy log cabin sounds nice to me.

>> No.13381958

>>13381949
Thanks you, it looks very nice.

>> No.13381960

>>13381927
Eh, nothing much. Little robbery here, little arson there, I think the thing that got me landed here of all places was the fact that I held the hand of an important politician's daughter, but hey she was of age, and she asked me to. I just got caught.
Gonna run away with her once I get out, swear it to god.

>> No.13381961

>>13381927
[Perception] You're going to try and rape me tonight, aren't you?

>> No.13381962

>>13381927

My semen tastes terrible and a monster that found that out when she decided to rape me had me charged with assault. I think they're doing it to get me out of society and to punish you.

>> No.13381963

>>13381948
They wouldn't throw you in prison for that.
They would just not let you leave the room until you admit you were mistaken.

>> No.13381964

>>13381960
Oh yeah? What kinda gal is she, species-wise?

Expectin' any visitations of a conjugal nature?

>> No.13381965

>>13381924
>>13381933
>not wanting a fluffy bundled Anubis building snowforts/pyramids/igloos
I mean, they have to wear boots/gloves for the paws right? I guess it gives a whole new meaning to Hot Paws gloves

>> No.13381966

>>13381956

I can take the cold, but I want a yuki-onna waifu for the fucking summers.

I can't stand any temperature above 18c.

>> No.13381968

>>13381963
Succubus bureaucrats are the worst.

>> No.13381970

>>13381927
Snipping off a few manticore tails with hedge shears will do that. You look like better company, at least.

>> No.13381971

>>13381927
I said Lazarus was right.

>> No.13381972

>>13381927
I REFUSED to assault the dark elf police woman.

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>>13381965
>>13381924
>Anubis in Canada
My entire life might as well be centered around this concept.

>I will never cuddle an Anubis by the fire, holding her tight with a blanket wrapped around us both to stave off the cold she just can't adjust to each winter
Not even my dreams can comfort me ;_;

>> No.13381975

>>13381927
Nevermind that, how can I get protection from the pelvis-breakers in this joint?

I hear a lot of former MG crimelords were locked away here.

>> No.13381976

>>13381927

I killed some slavers and freed their elf slaves.

I should have expected that the elves would charge me with murder because they actually liked being slaves.

>> No.13381977

>>13381966
Dude, that's springtime weather. What do you do in the summer?

>> No.13381981

>>13381977

Mostly sit with an air conditioner blowing directly on me going full blast.

>> No.13381982

>>13381927
Snuck some wonderland cakes into a Sabbath party and spiked the men's alcohol with pureed raging mushroom. I also may have raped the leader.

>> No.13381986

>>13381973
replace Anubis with holst or ryu and that makes me pretty sad
i wonder how glacies would be in summer

>> No.13381990

>>13381986

Your house would be a fridge.

I know I'd spend all summer cuddling with her.

>> No.13381991

>>13381964
Dragon. And she's a politician's daughter, so not really no.I care about her y'hear me? I really do. I've done some runs in human prison before, and I'm pretty sure shanks are just as good a deterrent for other prisoners doin' stupid shit here as they are there.

>> No.13381992

>>13381927
I told a wurm that if she put a magic bag over her head and stood real still, she would become a real dragon.

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>>13381973
I hear the girls at the Monster Girl Canada College are a lot nicer.

>> No.13381997

I want to put jelly on my face, walk into the middle of MGC, and shout WHO WANTS TO LICK MY CHEEKS?

>> No.13382001

>>13381997

It would be more effective if you came on your own face.

>> No.13382004

Night everyone, Stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
Cuddle the daughterus
Cuddle all the daughterus

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>>13381991
If you've been to a human prison before then you know you should probably find a group to join.

Maybe the Egyptian mafia girls will throw you a bone if you can prove to their Anubis boss that you're good with your hands.

>> No.13382007

>>13381957
How? How can feral monsters in naked paws embark on a campaign of world conquest?
>Anonymous replies that they will fight not as monsters, but as a unified army. They fight not for their husbands, but for the husbands of all monsters.
>And with those words, the name of Anonymous passed almost into obscurity. His name is replaced with a title: Great Khan. Ghengis Khan.

>> No.13382009

>>13381991
>Dragon
Ritzy. How nice for you, I'm sure you'll be real happy. Assuming she doesn't get with a decent guy, through some arranged marriage even, who ain't stuck in the slammer.

>> No.13382010

>>13381927
I was the leader of a pro-human boy rights organization.

>> No.13382011

>>13382005
Or I could go hide in a corner somewhere and threaten to shank anyone who comes close. Maybe I'll even get sent to solitary. Hope it doesn't come to that. I've heard horror stories about Solitary.

>> No.13382013

>>13381997

I want to put on a fake pair of cat ears, stand on a street corner of MGC, and claim to be a monsterboy to confuse the wurms.

>> No.13382014

>>13382005
I want to give an Anubis all the relaxing paw massage she could ever need and more!

>> No.13382015

>>13381927
I've done some fucked up shit, like sneaking matango spores into the mayors food.

>> No.13382017

>>13382009
You don't get it, she wants to get away from her mother's legacy, and away from her arranged marriage. We've got a plan, trust me on that.
We'll find a new life together. She promised.

>> No.13382018

>>13382011

How is solitary a bad thing? As someone who actually enjoys solitude I can't see the downside.

>> No.13382019

>>13381927
I pretended to be a monster girl on the Internet to get free stuff from desperate nerds.

>> No.13382022

>>13381993
how did she get that helmet on?
i know we have some canuck magic but thats pushing it

>> No.13382023

>>13381927

Oh, I'm not staying for long. My wurm wife is coming to get me.

>> No.13382026

>>13382017
Eh, if she wants out of such a life so bad, who's to say she's willing to wait while you're in lock-up?

>> No.13382027

>>13382013
This could have gone horribly wrong if you were caught by the wrong monster.

>> No.13382028

>>13382018
The lack of human interaction drives some people crazy. Well the lack of all stimulation really.

>> No.13382029

>>13381993
>bear girl
>"I'm so cold"
>"The moose girl won't shut up about the Leafs"
>"I can't feel my toes"
>"I want some Tim Horton's coffee but my gas tank is dry as a fart"

>> No.13382030

>>13382022

Female moose don't have horns. Those are fake horns on the helmet.

>> No.13382031
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>>13382018
>>13382011
I hear the warden takes her 'liberties' with the prisoners in solitary.

Those walls are sound-proof you know.

>> No.13382032

>>13382022
Female moose don't have antlers.

>> No.13382033

>>13382030
This

>> No.13382035

>>13382011
I've been in Solitary. It's a hell worse than everything I've ever known and ever shall know.

Rape, mindbreak? Reduced to a cuddleslut and shaking your hips for a chance to lick the warden's feet? No, you wish.

I was locked in a world of darkness. No smells, no sounds, no taste and the only thing I could feel was moisture, the rumbling of cars and concrete. I dreamed, hallucinated about everything. It was worse than being off drugs, it was like going cold turkey on life. Even my imagination of what I knew was slowly being eroded with nothing to stimulate my senses.

>> No.13382040

>>13382018
It's less the solitude and more the treatment. You ever read about what they do to you in Solitary? You get fed water and leftovers, showered with a hose, and there aren't sheets or blankets or anything. Just you, a dingy ass cell, and possibly whatever voices you start hearing. I don't know if it's true, but I wouldn't want to risk it.
>>13382026
She'll wait. She has to. I won't be here long. I've got a plan. She promised.

>> No.13382050

>>13382040
Son I've seen way too many Romeos in my life, all of them ending up as lonely failures with a shattered heart and broken dreams. Do you really believe you'll fare any better?

>> No.13382051 [DELETED] 

can you guys do me a favor and post that copypasta with the black guy with really pursed lips.
It's MFW I SHITPOST or something like that.
I can't find it on the archive.

>> No.13382054

>>13382040
>She'll wait. She has to. I won't be here long. I've got a plan. She promised.
Soundin'...pretty desperate there mang. Think yer tryin' to convince yerself more than me.

>>13382050
Amen.

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>>13382040
Aye, and Mercedes promised herself to young Dantes, in cell 34, before birthing the daughter of his rival in love. Such is the fickleness of monster girls.

But worry not! I have squirreled away a fortune that will be our salvation, you falsely indicted!

>> No.13382059

>>13381927
I stole a Lilim's panties and ran through the market square with them on my head.
I then tried to sell them in a public auction, which I managed to do, but then she showed up and killed the guy who bought them, then sent me here.
For some reason she said to wait until visitor's day, but I don't know why...

>> No.13382065

>>13382050
She'll be there. I know it. She has to.
She promised me man, she promised.
How many monsters would pity this poor guy? I can confirm he's being rused.
How long until he completely breaks and someone tries healing this poor bastard?
>>13382051
>>>/r/

>> No.13382066

>>13381841
Can I get the link to that manga?

>> No.13382067
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13382067

What would happen if a human became the new Demon Lord?

>> No.13382069

>>13382065
tried recently but I'll try again.

>> No.13382070

>>13382067
Monster boys would be a thing.

>> No.13382071

>>13382065
>Spoiler
I give it two days before some girl finally gets tired of his ramblings, gives him a smack upside the head, and then hugs him while he lets it all out.

Bonus points for a Dragon inmate who vaguely reminds him of the girl he was taken with on the outside.

>> No.13382074

>>13382065

Don't worry, it's almost my wurm waifus snack time and she'll come here to find out where I hid the cookies.

This prison isn't wurm proof, they made a special prison in fucking space for them. She's coming here in a straight line.

>> No.13382075

>>13382067
What. But the Lilims are waiting for their turn

>> No.13382076

>>13382070
What if he had a MG fetish

>> No.13382077

>>13382067
He would change all the MGs to fit his fetishes, so you would get something like VH's world, or TT's MGQ universe.

>> No.13382080

>>13382067
If it was one of us? We'd probably keep monstergirls but fix a lot of the shit that needs fixing. Improve shit-tier girls and make proper romancing more of a thing for those who want it.

>> No.13382082

>>13382067
I don't think things work like that. This isn't the Rance series, where whoever drinks the blood of the Demon King once he's dead becomes the next one.

>> No.13382083

>>13382080
Also give MGs the ability to give birth to human sons

>> No.13382085

>>13382076
Oh you meant a male human? He'd make MGE not suck shit.

>> No.13382087

>>13382070
Time to join the Order.

>> No.13382089

>>13382067

Not possible.

Closest you'd probably get is an incubus. They'd have to be powerful enough to stand up to the chief god or all of the monsters will turn back into monsters.

>> No.13382090

>>13382080
>Cait Sith now a cat mahou shoujo

>> No.13382091

>>13382083
Human sons with monster blood for extra POWER.

>> No.13382094

Something a post in the previous thread made me wonder. Please note I'm not starting shit, just genuinely curious if I've been against the current the whole time.

Does this thread headcanon /hbg/ reality MGs having monsterboys as their actual, real counterparts, and thus human boys being a pure fantasy concept to them just like in /mgg/ case?

'Cos I always imagined them living along with humans like in MGC/MGE, and so the whole /hbg/ is more on a /r9k/ side with simply unpopular monsters unable/not wanting to find real life humans.

>> No.13382096

>>13382090
>Matango spores don't turn you into a walking fungal infection

>> No.13382097

>>13382070
Nah, that would only happen if it were an Incubus.

>>13382075
The title is not exactly hereditary, Anon.

>>13382082
I think that's exactly how it works, Anon.
>Usually, Demon Lords come to power over many years by butchering their way to the top of the pile of slavering inhuman monstrosities, with (allegedly) the tacit approval of the Chief God, having perceived that the human population needs thinning out a bit. For reasons unknown, the present Demon Lord was able to short-circuit this process, gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

>> No.13382098

>>13382089
>or all of the monsters will turn back into monsters
This is so fucking retarded. That's not how magic works.

Sounds like propaganda to keep monster girls alienated into following the Demon Lord.

>> No.13382099
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13382099

>>13382094
>monsterboys
>threadcanon

>> No.13382100

>>13382094
/hbg/ reality is all monster girls. No males.
No, it doesn't make sense, but it isn't supposed to, it's just a silly little joke we have.

>> No.13382101

>>13382094
>'Cos I always imagined them living along with humans like in MGC/MGE, and so the whole /hbg/ is more on a /r9k/ side with simply unpopular monsters unable/not wanting to find real life humans.
I think this is pretty much what everybody does, given the numerous "HB shitpostin' on /hbg/" type posts.

>> No.13382102

>>13382083

This is what the current monster lord wants.

Same with the romance thing.

It's not a matter of desire, but of power, and I don't think any human could go toe to toe with the chief god.

>> No.13382104

>>13382094
What if you just enjoy the thing without trying to make it fit into a setting. It's what I do.

>> No.13382105

>>13382099
Nice reaction pic, dude.

>> No.13382107

>>13382102
We need to call in Asura.

>> No.13382108

>>13382105
Nice observation skills, dude

>> No.13382110

>>13382108
dont get mad

>> No.13382111

>>13382067
Exactly like what MGE already is, since it's one dude (KC) shaping it for his fetishes foremost and no one is ever fully happy about it.

Just another set of fetishes.

>> No.13382112

>>13382080
>>13382077
Now that a good question.

How would Anon manage to become the Demon Lord and what would he change about the monsters?

>> No.13382114
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13382114

>>13382098

>That's not how magic works.

I will never have a more appropriate use for this image.

>> No.13382115

>>13381927
I was just supposed to be a Character Reference at a murder trial.

Then I started hitting on the Anubis Judge. She found me in contempt of court and sentenced me to a month in prison.

Bright side, she agreed to a date if I get out without a wedding ring.

>> No.13382116

>>13382102
Do demigods count? They're half human

>> No.13382117

>>13382097
Dude Lilims are backupa in case that something happens to the DL. They are there to take control of the whole thing if it is necessary.

>> No.13382118

>>13382111
Holy shit A+++ answer.

Not sarcasm.

MGE really is shit by the way.

>> No.13382119

>>13382097
And still the chief god isn't anywhere near a much as a dick as Ludo.
If Ludo ran the MGE ship all Demons would have invincibility shields that can only be bypassed by the current Hero, other Demons, Angels/Gods, and special weapons. He'd also make it where the current Demon King ha an uncontrollable urge to kill the current protag race, IE Humans, and order their troops to slaughter people.

>> No.13382120

>>13382100
>>13382101
Okay, that's what I thought. Guess it was just one guy describing it the other way.

>> No.13382121

>>13382117
Backups*

>> No.13382123

>>13382098
>MGE is fucking retarded
No shit.

>> No.13382124

>>13382112
Really depends on the Anon in question?

Make everyone a loli/CC? That could happen? Create a dystopian grimdark world ala Beserk? That can happen. Design a way so monster girls and mankind can coexist with each other limiting conflict to matters of philosophical and moral views? That can happen too.

>> No.13382125

>>13382117
You just have to climb up your way to the top.
If you already beated the Demon Lord then you can beat all of the Lilims.

>> No.13382126

>>13382094

What's /hbg/?

Sometimes I take a break from this thread for a month or two, so I miss stuff.

>> No.13382129

Sorry for the off-topic, but what happened with the last thread? I turned on my pc and just saw it was deleted.

>> No.13382132

>>13382129
We got a new trigger-happy janitor.

>> No.13382133

>>13382126
/human boy general/
Hypothetical extra-dimensional general filled with lonely monster girls who cannot get a husbando.

>> No.13382134

>>13382126
human boy general.
An imaginary parallel to these threads where MGs whine about humans not being real and shitpost at one another.

>>13382129
>off-topic
I doubt anyone cares.
The janitor deleted the other thread because there were two, and this was the most popular one.

>> No.13382136

>>13382126
It's a thing since /a/.

>> No.13382137

>>13382118
Uh... Except I actually enjoy it for what it is.
But you're free to have your own opinion.

>> No.13382138

>>13382126
human boy general, an alternate universe where monster girls shitpost about humans and discuss new rape methods

>> No.13382139

>>13382118
Let's be honest some things of MGE make some people here pretty fucking uncomfortable with the creepy ass undertones that sometimes pervades KC's work.

>> No.13382140

>>13382134
He's talking about the previous thread.

>> No.13382143

>>13382098

No, the chief god is actively working to undo the changes that the demon lord did to them.

Granted it wouldn't be instantaneous, as Lilims generate the same type of magic as the DL, but naturally none of them are as powerful, the balance of power would shit to be in favour of the CG instead of the current stalemate.

>> No.13382144

>>13382139
I think that's probably just KC either being shit at writing, or trying to cover up his own fetishes and make it accessible for everyone/most people who read it.

>>13382140
It either got bumped off or like >>13382132 said, the new janitor went on a rampage through the threads for an hour or so.

>> No.13382145

>>13381927
I was kind and gentle with an elf

>> No.13382148

>>13382145
>I was kind and gentle with an elf
>Laughing_P'orc_girls.jpg

>> No.13382149

>>13382143
Oh, I didn't know that. More reasons to just fucking kill both the chief god and demon lord.

NO LORDS, NO MASTERS.

>> No.13382153

>>13381646
Truly based.

>> No.13382154

>>13382137
Me too anon. Me too.

>>13382139
>>13382144
See, here's my issue with that. Many people have pointed out how the point of the MGE is to imagine things as they appeal best to you. So most of those who get uncomfortable because of "Creepy ass undertones" are just making themselves uncomfortable by purposefully looking for such undertones, rather than viewing things from angles that they can enjoy more.

It's mind-bogglingly silly.

>> No.13382158

>>13382154
>it's not shitty writing, you just don't get it

>> No.13382160

>>13381597
How would your mg waifu react if she found out you had a childhood friend/stalker

>> No.13382162

>>13382160
>Implying they're not one and the same.

>> No.13382166

>>13382158
Nice strawman.

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13382168

>>13382149
That may not be the best thing. You'll never know who or what will fill in the power gap they'll leave behind.

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13382169

>>13382160
But my childhood friend is mai waifu!
Poor, sweet crybaby Wyverns.

>> No.13382171

>>13382149
But the DL is giving us sexy monstergirls. She's the good guy.

>> No.13382174

>>13382166
I don't think you know what a strawman is.

>> No.13382177

>>13382149
The Chief God created all monsters and the Demon Lord in the first place as a form of population control for humans.
The previous Demon Lord was overthrown by a succubus, who proceeded to break the system the Chief God had implemented, turn all monsters into half-succubus, who take power from human spirit energy thought semen and then replaced their murder instincts for rape instincts.

>> No.13382179

>>13381970
nigga don't fuck around

>> No.13382180

>>13382177
>thought
*through

>> No.13382181

>>13382177
Is this supposed to make me change my views? Because it didn't. At all.

>> No.13382182

>>13382149

What's your beef with the DL?

Most of the problems people have with MGs are a side effect of the CGs interference.

The rape and sex centered personality? The result of the CG preventing the DL from getting rid of the monster old kill and eat humans instincts. She could only twist it into a desire to fuck humans instead.

Can't birth human boys? Again the CGs interference.

>> No.13382185

>>13382177
Let's not forget the current Chief God isn't the original and doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.

>> No.13382186

>>13382174
You're putting up a more easily refuted approximation of my argument (Strawman) so as to dismiss it.

I'm not commenting on the quality of writing, or people's ability to understand it. I'm saying that complaining about a deliberately twisted interpretation is ridiculous.

>> No.13382188

>>13382181
Change your views?
No silly. Quite the contrary.

>> No.13382190

>>13382098
Supposedly the Demon Lord serves as some nexus of monster nature on some fundamental level, so every new one shapes them after itself. Pretty sure I've seen this before in other settings.
And yeah, they change back to monsters once the DL's out and no Lilims mod.

>>13382168
I always thought if Kenkou wanted to make the Chief God anappealing he should have made her like this asshole, maintaining suffering in the world to the point of annihilating races that manage to put things under control just for his own amusement, and not some ing-yang thing.

>> No.13382191

>>13382149
The MGE needs someone filling those roles and it's basically guaranteed to nosedive fast if anyone other than Eros and one of the Demon Lord's daughters replaces the current leaders.

>> No.13382193

>>13382186
Again, that's not a strawman.

That's what I got from your post. I didn't set up a fake argument to later attack it and act like I won the argument.

Holy shit you kids and your buzzwords.

>> No.13382195

Speaking of /hbg/, it gave me an idea for a story of an alternate reality where it's all monster girls and they survive and reproduce by processing spirit energy out of large quantities of biomass.

The less successful monsters live a lonely life of hard work for mediocre pay to spend on tiny amounts of spirit energy to survive on. Only the fairly wealthy can afford enough to get pregnant off it.

Human boys to them are a mythical creature able to produce spirit energy. This energy is pumped out a natural dildo that they have instead of a vagina. Also they tend to become emotionally attached to any woman who lets them get her off with his magic groin stick and pump her full of free spirit energy.

So basically human boys are their ultra-pathetic escapist fantasy. Most monsters attribute the mythology about them to Succubi, who are a disenfranchised minority since they require unrealistically large quantities of spirit energy to do anything useful.

Then one day a group of beta losers from the human boy thread on some nerdy imageboard steal a bunch of spirit energy from a processing plant and feed it all to their lilim friend who uses the temporary power boost to summon MC-kun into their world. Alien species first contact/religious hysteria hi-jinx ensue.

>> No.13382196

>>13382193
I wasn't using it as a buzzword, I really did think you were setting up a strawman. If that wasn't your intent, sorry.

>> No.13382200

>>13382196
FUCK, why you gotta act all polite after I was being rude to you? It makes me feel bad

GOD DAMN IT

>> No.13382201

>>13382195
Sounds like it could be an entertaining read.

>> No.13382204

>>13382195
Not gonna lie, that actually sounds pretty interesting.

>> No.13382206

Are we really arguing about MGE again?

Have people forgotten the point behind it?
>>13350431

>> No.13382207

>>13382195
>natural dildo that they have instead of a vagina
I kek'd

>> No.13382210

>>13382097
>For reasons unknown, the present Demon Lord was able to short-circuit this process, gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

This means that a human can get the title. Even more easily now that the Monster Girl system is implemented.

He/She just needs to get enough monsters who are sufficiently powerful to support Him/Her as new Demon Lord. You don't even have to be a wizard.

Unless only monsters can become Demon Lords, which I don't think is explicitly stated.

>> No.13382211

>>13382206
>I know I know, it's 4chan. Expecting anyone to use their brain or be able to delve a deeper meaning is basically heresy.
Haha Funny Joke :)

Didn't even bother reading it.

>> No.13382212

>>13382190
Yeah.
>Dragons wage war against Kkulf Kkulf, the first Demon King
>Dragons manage to win
>One becomes the next Demon King by accident after some blood flies into his mouth
>Steal Kamilla
>Makes her a Demon Lord
>Dragons get pissed
>Manage to win again somehow
>Brings peace to the world
>Ludo gets pissed
>Sends armies of angels to wipe out almost all Dragons on the continent

>> No.13382213

>>13382195
Sounds like a neat idea.

>> No.13382214

>>13382181
His point is it's still a change for the better. DL's on a whole less level of assholeness than the CG. A few cycles of selection/evolution among Gods like that and we might start getting the nice stuff. Who knows, someday we might even end up with Putin the God.

>> No.13382215

>>13382195
not a bad idea it all really depends on how well the first couple chapters go but i like the idea would read if done right (i feel like it be more of a comedy but that just me)

>> No.13382216

>>13382179
I'll tell you one thing though, you never seen a manticore in tears until you make her watch her little lovebulb start writhing around when you start forcing the shears shut around it

>> No.13382219

>>13382212
As I said, turbo asshole. He makes that recent Demon Lord look like a better alternative in comparison.

>> No.13382220

>>13382206

>For once, someone is genuinely caring about them.

This is most of the appeal for me. God thinking about that is making me sad.

>> No.13382223

>>13382195
>A world filled with nothing but monster girls.
>All virgins.

>> No.13382224

>>13382215
Personally, I could see it as a comedy transitioning into something a bit more serious later on. Like, Government Agents going after this mythical creature now in their midst type shit.

>> No.13382225

Post your MG-related confessions:

I think monster boys are neat as long as it doesn't have any gay shit.

>> No.13382227

>>13382177
The monsters aren't even meant to rape.
The Demon Lord has to go through a desperate and inexperienced Chief God in order to complete the conversion process, but nothing tainted by MAMONO MANA can enter the CG's personal realm.

>> No.13382228

>>13382219
>Recent
You mean the one who almost got everyone killed because He DIDN'T wage much war against humanity?
Gele did much worse, like when she tried to force humans to breed constantly in camps so that humanity's population is at an all time high, preventing the Hero of the world from getting his power boost from dead people.

>> No.13382231

>>13382210

It means building a harem of the most powerful monster most likely.

Not impossible, but a fucking tall order.

>> No.13382233

>>13382225
I have a harem and I give no fucks.

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>>13382224
then it ends on a bad note and everyone shitpost about it be shit thus is the cycle of most writing here

>> No.13382236

>>13382231
Just go full Guardians of the Galaxy and get the really powerful outlier MG's and share the title.

>> No.13382239

>>13382223

>In their world Humans only exist in fiction
>All those monsters girls wishing they could be with a human man.

>> No.13382240

>>13382225
MGQ did monster boys right, imho.

>> No.13382242

>>13382212
Sounds like Drakengard

>> No.13382243

>>13382225
>Thinking monsterboys are special and not bog standard fantasy

Nobody cares. The point of the monstergirl genre is that they don't exist there. That's what separates it from every Greyhawk-derived thing ever. Male monsters are fine and dirt common. But they don't belong in a monstergirl thread or the monstergirl genre.

>> No.13382244

>>13382201
>>13382204
>>13382213
I, uh, actually wasn't planning on doing it any time soon. Sorry. I just keep thinking of it whenever someone mentions /hbg/.

I've got too much stuff I need to update already, plus another story I've had on the back-burner for a while.

>>13382215
>more of a comedy
Oh yeah, definitely.

>> No.13382247

>>13382242
Doesn't sound like it to me.

>> No.13382249

I want a Lilim and Pharaoh to dom me tenderly.

>> No.13382250

>>13382243
>The point of the monstergirl genre is that they don't exist there.

Oh man this is SUCH bullshit.

>> No.13382253

>>13382233
I like you. What is your harem?

>> No.13382256

>>13382243
The point of Monster Girls is Monster Girls.
They're not invalidated by the presence of Monster Boys, people here just hate them because they're "Competition".

Guess what? I'd want to be a Monster Boy and fuck a Monster Girl. What'cha gonna do about it?

>> No.13382257

>>13382250
There have always been hot monsters that are girls in all fantasy and myth settings. That's not the monstergirl genre. You know that.

Like is Outlaw Star a monstergirl show? No. It's typical space opera.

>> No.13382258

>>13382224
>>13382235
I would keep it light-hearted. Just add in government conspiracies and crazy cults forming for excitement. Maybe an overeager xenophile scientist.

>> No.13382259

>>13382243
fuck i bet you're the kind of faggot who thinks mge is the go-to monster girl setting

>> No.13382260

>>13382250
He's right, emphasizing on exclusively 'monstergirl genre' over 'fantasy/monster setting'.

Now fuck off with your angst.

>> No.13382261

>>13382225
I am single-highhandedly responsible for all the shitposting in these threads for the past 2 years, way back in the /a/ threads.

I did it all. I am behind pushing and starting countless shitstorms. Collars, Maledom and Femdom, you name it I did it. Hell, I made stuff that normally was fine to discuss into shitstorms. This was accomplished via samefagging, and altering my writing styles. I've contributed so much and started almost every shitstorm this thread has ever experienced. I'm also behind a good chunk of the OC in these threads. I'm several writefags who operate under different aliases, and I've made countless images, drawn and edited.

I've done it all, and masquerade as other anons and xfags all the time. I've started countless threads, countless shitstorms, countless images, countless OC, countless ideas. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but that's the beauty, as you won't believe me. Sometimes I want to quit shitposting and starting arguments, because I genuinely enjoy Monster Girls. But it's just too much fun, like playing with matches. And it's so fucking easy too.

Call me HeroAnon, call me Meta Knight, call me Fujoshit-kun, call me MGU, call me Tumblr, call me /pol/, call me #tailpussy, call me Bob, call me /r9k/, call me reddit, call me /v/, call me an Alp, call me a furry, call me whatever you want. I did it all.

>> No.13382262

>>13382253
Shirohebi, Living Doll and Ryu. Possible candidates are Mermaid/Undine and Fairy.

>> No.13382264

>>13382225
Reminder monster boy cheshires could teleport their dick into you or your waifus ass

>> No.13382265

>>13382257
>>13382260
EMG has male monsters. So does MGQ, and many others. Doesn't make them any less monster girl-related at all.

>> No.13382266

>>13382225
I wouldn't mind having a succubus as a partner. Then again, my standards for species is low due to an even lower sense of self-worth.

>> No.13382270

>>13382264
Not before I cut that shit off.

>> No.13382273 [SPOILER] 
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13382273

>>13382261
Nice to meet you.
I'm the guy who cuts off manticore tails.

>> No.13382274

>>13382258
>Maybe an overeager xenophile scientist.
Can she be a Lich? She should be a Lich.

>> No.13382275

>>13382270
>cheshire just teleports away
And that's why we don't have monster boy

>> No.13382276

>>13382261
Is your name Anon?

>> No.13382277

>>13382195
That... that sounds glorious. Fucking fund it.
Though it begs the question of who gets to use MC-kun when he is summoned.

>> No.13382279

>>13382261
THIS IS WAY TOO SURREAL FOR ME TO BELIEVE.

If you really are HeroAnon, I want to see more drawings from you. I love them.

>> No.13382281

>>13382261
This is utterly unbelievable.

But I applaud you for taking the time to write it all out.

>> No.13382282

>>13382273
>removing mrs happy
Yor're the real monster here

>> No.13382284

>>13382261
But you're fucking wrong, I'm here alone posting and responding to my endless alter egos in one clusterfuck of schizophrenia. Get back into subconsciousness faggot, it's not your turn now.

>> No.13382285

>>13382265
It does.
We're a thread about monster girls. Just because EMG has monster-boys, it doesn't mean it's thread related.
Now leave.

>> No.13382287

>>13382285
>Now leave.
How childish.

>> No.13382289

>>13382265
>Implying 12 Beast isn't bog standard fantasy

Even in EMG, crab only ever uses monsterboys in minor one-shot roles and most of his monsters need human men.

>> No.13382294

>>13382262
Mine is Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and a Dragon. Power is a HUGE turn on for me. I'm a heavy, heavy, sub./spoiler]

>> No.13382296

>>13382285
>Thread related
So you admit that you're just talking about this thread.

That's fine, but don't try this bullshit about "It's not about Monster Girls if it has Monster Boys".

>> No.13382297

>>13382261
Nice to meet you, I started Charon x Hobos, Eggs up Paladin butts, Sloppy Seconds, and I'm also Necropedo-kun and also a prominent writefag.

>> No.13382298

>>13382225
I wouldn't be against Alping and becoming an ultra-succubus, bullying and tormenting Anons with my hands and feet, and giving them impossible goals to meet if they want to fuck me in any of my holes.

And if they fail enough of these goals I just hook them up to semen milking machines and use them to sustain myself, tormenting more and more men until I have dozens of slave concubines

>> No.13382299

>>13382256
>Guess what? I'd want to be a Monster Boy and fuck a Monster Girl.
Imagine the possibilities.

>> No.13382300

>>13382285
We don't post or discuss them here, too. Way to show no one is really interested.

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>>13382224
>Group of beta loser monster girls start a harem around the MC, feeding from him.
>Government starts investigating the theft of energy from the plant and a huge increase of it in a single place.
>Monster Government goes to capture the magical spirit-energy-producing alien.
>Girls have to hide him from the government.
>They all eventually escape back to the human world.
>After some time they come back with more humans.
>Humans with guns. And papers.
>Human diplomats explain the situation to the Monster Girl government and initiate negotiations.
>A permanent portal is created between the two worlds and a organization is created to promote coexistence between monster girls and humans.
>Years later, an odd japanese man opens the door to find outside a smiling government worker and a blushing lamia on his doorstep.

>> No.13382306

>>13382225
I think the MGE's Akaname and Beelzebub are cute and get too much hate.

>> No.13382307

>>13382282
Never said I wasn't.
The idea of the things wiggling around once they've been lopped off shouldn't be as amusing as it is.

>> No.13382308

>>13382294
I respect that. I'm down to sub every once in awhile. I mean, if they all ganged up on me I probably wouldn't have a choice...

>> No.13382309

>>13382294
I bet that you'd get off to having the Baphomet's tight loli cunt wrapped around your dick, milking you as she roughly bucks her hips against you, while the Lilim caresses your body with her own perfect form, teasing and pushing your pleasure ever higher, while the Pharaoh's delicious brown thighs wraps around your head, grinding her soaking oasis against your lips, her fingers weaving through your hair. And all the while your body is laid back against the Dragon, her claws on your hips as she pegs you with her tail, the entire group cocooned by her wings.

>> No.13382312

>>13382306

I was thinking of making a story about a disgruntled Akaname janitor

>> No.13382313

>>13382300
>We don't post or discuss them here, too
Obviously.
You wouldn't talk about rotgut beer in a pizza general.

>> No.13382314

>>13382261
>Implying this is real.

>>13382279
>>13382281
>>13382297

>Believing his lies.

>> No.13382315

>>13382302
Holy shit.

>> No.13382316

>>13382309
I'm saving that text. I'd love that. I'd die for that. I would. Nothing would make me happier than to make them happy. Forever. With my body. M-more please?

>> No.13382317

>>13382314
>>Believing his lies.
But all of them explicitly stated they didn't.

>> No.13382319
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What's your waifu's favorite meal?

>> No.13382321

>>13382266
It all depends on the setting you're dealing with, anon.

>> No.13382322

>>13382309
Holy shit nigga. I'm still trying to work out a full harem orgy scene. I'm not that far in to my writefaggotry but it's haunting me...

>> No.13382323

>>13382225
I love monster pussy!

I love cosplay-tier pussy, and ice pussy, and mud pussy, and lava pussy, and horse pussy, and abomination pussy, and lion pussy, and bug pussy, and snake cloaca, and sopping wet doe cunt!

I love tail-pussy, and ass-pussy, and mouth-pussy, and ab-pussy, and thigh-pussy, and tentacle pussy, and hair-pussy, and boob-pussy, and vaginas!

I love old pussy, and young pussy, and soft pussy, and muscle pussy, and skinny pussy, and health pussy, and brown pussy, and white pussy, and shaved pussy, and hairy pussy!

I love childhood friend pussy, and stranger pussy, and cousin pussy, and mother pussy, and sister pussy, and daughter pussy, and aunt pussy, and boss pussy, and hobo pussy, and most of all I love wife pussy!
I love monster pussy!

>> No.13382324

>>13382309

Excuse me I need to deal with this boner.

>> No.13382326

>>13382319
I've never gotten a straight answer for that, according to her as long as I made it it'll be her favorite.

>> No.13382327

>>13382319
My spirit energy

>> No.13382328

>>13382319
My blood.

>> No.13382329
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>>13382319
seieki

>> No.13382330
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>>13382323

>> No.13382331

>>13382323
fungi pussi?

>> No.13382332

>>13382261
>You will never bear all of /mgt/'s sins

>> No.13382333

>>13382319
My raw skin.

>> No.13382334

>>13382323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY

>> No.13382335

>>13382323
What about Christmas Cake pussy?

>> No.13382336

>>13382333
Rusalka?

>> No.13382338

>>13382319
Alcohol.

>> No.13382341

>>13382319
My semen/dick/dick milk/cum/sperm/ejaculatory fluids/baby batter/jizz/splooge/mana/spirit energy/life force.
I'm too tired to think of anything else.

>> No.13382342

>>13382323
Sounds like you've been hanging around the Titty Twister.

>> No.13382343

>>13382335
nigga forgot about best pussy what a rookie mistake

>> No.13382344

>>13382319
Fish with rice.

>> No.13382345

>>13382323
>abomination
>tentacle
>soft
>childhood friend
It's perfect!

>> No.13382346

>>13382341
womb paint?

>> No.13382347

>>13382334
>tfw that was the exact scene I thought of when he posted that
Good taste.

>> No.13382348
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13382348

>>13382338
Oni?

>> No.13382350

>>13382277
see >>13382244

>> No.13382351

>>13382319
My toenails.

>> No.13382352

>>13382323
>lava
>mud
>ice
This thread needs more of that

>> No.13382354
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>>13382314
I don' need people to believe I'm telling the truth. Not like there's anyway to prove the validity of my claims, nor reason to.

All I need to do is keep posting the same bait every fucking thread and it'll all turn out OK.

Like this one.

>> No.13382355
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>>13382352
There's only one elemental I would love to be with.

>> No.13382358

>>13382335
>>13382343
I'm sorry, sempai. Not sure if it makes up for it but that's one of my favorite kinds of pussy.

>> No.13382360

>>13382348
Brown onis are love. I want to fuck her abs and tits and cum all over her beautiful chocolate skin.

>> No.13382363
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>>13382348
The strongest.

>> No.13382365
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>>13382352
Undine master race.

>> No.13382366
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>>13382348
>>13382363

>> No.13382367

>>13382363
Is that kind of censorship even allowed here?

>> No.13382368

>>13382225
I don't understand the lilim hate. I think they're awsome

I can only love CC, Onee-san, or motherly type MGs

>> No.13382371

>>13382367
I've posted it several times and never been banned.

>> No.13382373
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>>13382366
Still trying to find her, dammit.

>> No.13382377

>>13382225
Every time someone posts "What would your waifu do" or "What does your waifu like" I post as if that question was actually addressed at me. I'm the waifu. It's me.

>> No.13382381

>>13382377
When your waifu don't real you are always your own waifu.

>> No.13382382

>>13382316
Glad you liked it. Not sure I've got anything else in me though.

But maybe that after the Baphomet had gotten a nice hot load in her little cunt, she'd move off your rod, quickly replaced by the Lilim who'd been clinging to you, her body sensually moving against yours, keeping you from shooting off again immediately even as the pleasure overwhelms you. The baphomet would take pleasure in letting the Dragon and Pharaoh taste some of the load you'd filled her up with, as the Pharaoh's juices released into your mouth, before she slinked downward, freeing your mouth, her body pressing against yours, replacing the teasing ministrations of the Lilim now that she's mounted you, awaiting her own turn. Yet before you could suck in more than a short breath, your lips would be met with the Baphomet's, greedily forcing you into a deep kiss, as you feel her paws guiding your hand between her legs to further pleasure her as you passionately kiss. And the Dragon meanwhile would continue to assail you from behind, even as she grows impatient for her own turn up front, occupying herself further with your body, her warm breath on your neck and ear as she tenderly nibbles at you, while her mightly claws work down to your crotch, ever so carefully taking hold of your shaft even as the Lilim rides you. Getting the hint, the Lilim would slow her ride, allowing your Dragon mistress to give you a tender reach-around while the Lilim's divine pussy suckles on your tip.

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>>13382373
I'm mad there's only two musclegirls in the game.

>> No.13382384

>>13382323
I'm going to screencap this later.
Because this is lovely.

>> No.13382385

>>13382381
Since that wasn't damning enough I'd also like to add that alps are my favorite monstergirl.

>> No.13382386

>>13382382
Maaaaaate.

>> No.13382387

>>13382382
J-just one last thing with some paizuri maybe? I don't want to sound too demanding, but where I'm going for the next few days, I can't be near porn.

>> No.13382388

>>13382377
But then who is the husbando?

>> No.13382391

>>13382312
Go for it. It's always nice to see the less appreciated girls get some attention.

>> No.13382393

>>13382383
>That Oni
Even if I'm normally not into bulky muscle, she's so getting recruited once the translation's out.

>> No.13382402
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13382402

We Oni now?

>> No.13382406

>>13382402
She looks more like an Orc than an Oni.
A real Orc I mean.

>> No.13382407
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>>13382402
Trapjobs when?

>> No.13382408

>>13382225
I think a Cait Sith is fine too.

>> No.13382410 [SPOILER] 
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>>13382402
We Crawly now.

>> No.13382411

>>13382402
She looks like she's impaling her cooch on one of the spikes.

just saying.

>> No.13382412

>>13382223
Count their insatiable libido in. They're basically living in a dystopia made just for them, the only thing making everything bearable is they're used to it and never got to live differently.

>> No.13382414

>>13382262
>>13382365
Undines need more love god dammit. This is the first time I've seen them mentioned in a long fucking time.

>> No.13382415

>>13382411
I don't see the problem

>> No.13382416
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>>13382402
My dream girl is a dragon girl with the build of an oni.

>> No.13382418

>>13382387
Well, when you put it like that, I can try?

And just as the Dragon works you to your next orgasm with her claw, she lets go, the Baphomet's demanding kisses silencing any whines of disappointment. You're not left waiting for long, as the Lilim immediately slams down, moaning with satisfaction as she hilts you, taking in your seed as it splashes against her womb. Moving, she is replaced by the Pharaoh, who having liked the taste the Baphomet gave her, decides not to mount you. She lowers herself between your legs, planting a soft kiss on your dirty tip. As she begins cleaning you off with her Godly mouth, the Dragon pushes you up, pulling her tail from your backside as she swaps around with the Lilim, leaving you to settle back into the succubi's soft breast. She teases your ears, petting your chest while whispering sweet thank yous for your seed into your ear. The Baphomet at last frees your lips from hers, thanking her Big Brother for the kiss, as she moves to lay herself entirely on your chest, hugging her small form to you, petting and kissing at your body as she lounges atop it. All the while, the Pharaoh had been taking more of your length down her throat, cleaning you off, before pulling off, letting your dampened pole come to rest in the softness of her bosom. She squeezes and caresses you with her tits, not letting go until you came again, her mouth quickly wrapping around the tip to drink down your seed as she hugs her breasts tight around your shaft. And the moment she releases them, your cock would be swallowed by fire. The Dragon, frustrated and pent up from waiting so long, would slam down onto you, her pussy a flaming vice. She grins down at you, the Baphomet sliding down a bit lower on your body, letting the Dragon lean over, kissing you as her breasts push into your chest. The Pharaoh hugs herself to your side, content, while the Dragon whispers of how she's going to milk you all the night long, for making her wait.

>> No.13382419
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>"Hey bozo! Who do I gotta rape to get a jug of sake around here?!"

>> No.13382423

>>13382402
>2004 issue
God, it's been 11 years since that pic saw the light of day.

>> No.13382424

>>13382419
Me?

>> No.13382425

>>13382414
It's for the best. There's a certain charm in talking about an MG that barely gets mentioned than talking about one that gets mentioned a lot

>> No.13382426

>>13382419
This is a dry county, hit the road.

>> No.13382430

>>13382423
>You will die before monster girls become real.

>> No.13382431

I hate escapism and I hate myself for dwelling in it.

>> No.13382432

http://pastebin.com/T9G2sdHJ
Ever have a terrible thought and then felt a compulsion to write a story about it?

>> No.13382436

>>13382418
Thank you. I needed that. I'll need it for the road ahead. It's time I start writing.

>> No.13382437

>>13382432

All the time.

>> No.13382438

>>13382425
That's true. I'm working an Undine in to my writing but she's going to be MC-kun's mother. I'm sort of basing her off mine, so writing a sex scene would be a little too weird for me.

>> No.13382440

>>13382436
Glad you liked it.

>>13382432
Wow, that's...that's just awful.
Also not how blankets work.

>> No.13382441

>>13382432
You gotta touch two power line cables at the same time for electricity to go through.

>> No.13382444

>>13382432
As someone with a Lamia waifu this hurt way too much...

>> No.13382445

>>13382419
Lady, 1,600 times over the legal limit. You've had enough, please don't make the nice Jinko throw you out.

>> No.13382446

>>13382411
>implying she doesn't straddle it every night, slowly sliding up and down the nubs with her weight pressing on her cooch
Oni masturbation story where?

>> No.13382447

>>13382438
If I've learned anything about writing is that it's wise to never base characters on people you know. Because things get weird later
Unless it's NonFic, but even then it's still weird. At least it feels weird

>> No.13382451
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13382451

How monster is your monster waifu?

>> No.13382454

>>13382411
An oni would easily masturbate with a train rail, leaving it bent afterwards.

>> No.13382455

>>13382419
"Right away! Jimmy go get the sake barrel from the cellar!"

"So... How did you get those skulls? They're, uh... Nice?"

>> No.13382456

>>13382451
Third degree, but pussy is human

>> No.13382458

>>13382451
2 degree of course.

>> No.13382460

>>13382451
>That blob on the far right saying Yuki
Is there something about Mirai Nikki I should know?

>> No.13382462

>>13382451
Second.

>>13382460
It's from Saya no Uta.

>> No.13382463

>>13382451
Degree 2 I suppose.

>> No.13382465

>>13382447
It's fine for what I'm doing I think. The only characters I'm using from real life (besides myself) are my parents and they're only around for the backstory. Really, I'm writing solely for my own benefit. My story and the MC's actions and thoughts parallel my own. They're like a commentary on my life and what I'm going through or went through in the past. I just post the stories here on the off chance someone can relate, or at least enjoy the sexy parts.

>> No.13382467

>>13382451
Varies from 1-3, because I'm a slut with multiple waifus

>> No.13382471
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13382471

>tfw wanna write a story about wrestling but don't have any experience

>> No.13382472

>>13382454
God damn it and now I'm horny.

>> No.13382473

>>13382451
A couple degree 3's and a 1.

>> No.13382474

>>13382451
1st degree.

>> No.13382477

>>13382451
2-3 depending on subspecies

>> No.13382478

>>13382462
>Saya no Uta
Is that the one where a guy gets head trauma and only sees her as normal?
Cause that whole VN was pretty fucking out there if I remember correctly.

>> No.13382479

>>13382432
I'd like to reassure all anons with Cold Blooded Waifus that this scenario would not happen, as our standard blanket and body warmth could easily keep your waifu warm!

Lamias coiling their waifus to death only happens in extreme cases, often when they are exposed to the elements outside. If you live in an insulated house this should be of no concern to you. As always, it is recommend for those with Cold-Blooded waifus to please relocate to warm Southern regions

Thank you, and always love your Sugar Scales!

>> No.13382481

>>13382465
So it's like an autobio except with a NotYou and your Notfamily and Notfriends
Intriguing. Reminds me of a project I had to do back in college which was to write a fictional story that's actually nonfiction. The whole idea was to gain an ability to make an actual event or reality in fiction and have the reader not know that it was real and think it was all fiction

>> No.13382483

>>13382432
I didn't need to be reminded of how weak humans are.

>> No.13382484
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>>13382451
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

>> No.13382486

>>13382451
One with Four's face would be perfect.

>> No.13382488

>>13382481
Holy shit, that's exactly what it's like. I've never been that in to writing but the way I'm doing it now really works well for me.

>> No.13382489

>>13382418
Lilim a best.

>> No.13382492

>>13382471
Study. Watch wrassling, study and learn all the moves (I don't mean physically learn them, I mean know the names and what they do. Example: uppercut is an upward punch), and study.
But if you do want to be a tryhard, learn wrassing. Physically.

>> No.13382494

>>13382486
Tongue-nose is based.

>> No.13382496

>>13382488
Well then continue writing. write what makes you comfortable or what works for you. That's the whole idea when it comes to writing or most things really. Do something you enjoy. Have fun in life, or what's the point?

>> No.13382498

Happy, peppy anubis in a wheelchair.

>> No.13382499
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>>13382471
>You will never be an oni's partner in a 2 vs 2 wrestling match.

>> No.13382500

>>13382492
Guess I should study more, I had some knowledge but still. Thanks for the tip
I blame this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqy7KBuO7Y

>> No.13382501

>>13382498
So Emi as an Anubis?

>> No.13382504

>>13382471
>tfw there's no story of gila monster girl
>die hard fan of El Chavo
>and JUSTICE

>>13382500
Are you me?

>> No.13382505

>>13382496
Exactly. Here's a link to my pastebin if you ever wanted to take a look. http://pastebin.com/u/Quicksilver_

>> No.13382511

>>13382504
Yes.
I fucking love Mountain Goats.

>> No.13382512

>>13382500
No harm in studying Better to study then to go in blind and messing up

>> No.13382515

>>13382501
I have no idea who that is, but it's from katawa shoujo isn't it?

>> No.13382517
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>>13382498
Happy, peppy anubis in a maid outfit.

Every monster girl in a maid outfit.

>> No.13382519

>>13382498
I'd care for and push her anywhere she wanted to go.

>> No.13382520

>>13382511
Excellent taste. I'm in a bit of a music rut lately. Any reccomendations?

>> No.13382522

>>13382515
Yep.
It fits, actually, since the whole anal scene.

>> No.13382524

>>13382517
You know what's better than delicious maid outfits?
Delicious naked aprons

>> No.13382526

>>13382517
Anubis > Sphinx

Anubis maid gets all the Master Dickings.

Sphinx Maid can...I dunno. I'll leave it to someone else.

>> No.13382528

>>13382515
Yep, and coincidentally she's the only one with an anal scene so it goes along with the buttslut anubis thing.

>> No.13382531

>>13382524
Maid Outfits in the evening.

Naked Aprons in the morning.
Nothin' better than waking up to find your beloved maid has made you breakfast in just a naked apron, amiright?

>> No.13382532

>>13382526
Anon, you better not be talking shit about Sphinx
Don't make me start a desert war

>> No.13382535

>>13382526
I'll dick the sphinx! I just need to figure out this riddle. What bothers a husband in the morning, and is taken care of by the wife?

>> No.13382536

>>13382524
>>13382531
Frilly maid aprons, right?
My maids will only be allowed to wear the frilliest of clothing or none at all.

>> No.13382537

>>13382520
Decemberists, Sufjan Stevens (Michigan and Illinoise) , and I've been listening to a lot of Happy Mondays

>> No.13382539

>>13382535
Morning wood

>> No.13382542

>>13382531
Anon
Anon, let me buy you a few drinks on me

>> No.13382543

>>13382539
Is that your final answer?

>> No.13382548

>>13382532
Of course I am not. She's just not to my taste. I am an Anubis lover through-and-through. If you prefer Sphinx, then that's fine. Your tastes are your own.

>>13382536
S'all up to your tastes as their Master, anon. If you like frilly, buy frilly uniforms and such, and they'll happily wear 'em.

>> No.13382549

>>13382455
>"They're the skulls of the men who were too slow with my sake..."

>> No.13382551

>>13382543
Yes

>> No.13382552

>>13382535
Breakfast?

>> No.13382555

>>13382551
>>13382552
Both answers are right.

>> No.13382558

>>13382555
Of course it was. That was as easy as watering a baby Alraune

>> No.13382560

>>13382517
THAT SPHINX'S GARTERBELT CAN'T BE CONTAINED.

>> No.13382561

>>13382558
So, it's hard to water an adult Alruane?
You're making me picture happy plant girls getting a shower from a watering can anon.

>> No.13382564

>>13382561
Depends. The bigger they are, the more water they need
That was the whole idea

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>>13382561
>You will never have a CC Alraune growing in the backyard of the new house you've moved into.
>You will never mow the lawn, trim the bushes and water the plants while she compliments you on your muscles and young, virile body.

>> No.13382568

>>13382561
>You will never be breastfed nectar by an Alraune

>> No.13382569

>>13382561
>shower
Thanks, now I'm imagining them getting a shower from a different sort of watering can.

>> No.13382570

>>13382564
Plus when they get older they start getting grabby at the gardener and keep asking for "plant food."

>> No.13382572
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13382572

What boardgames would your favourite mg like? Obviously Kraken loves battleship.

>> No.13382573

>>13382569
A cloud?

>> No.13382574

>>13382567
Too bad Alraunes can't move around or go on adventures...

>> No.13382575
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13382575

>>13382471

>> No.13382577

>>13382570
Exactly. With a baby or smaller plant girl, it's much easier to water them. Plus, they're adorable
Curse myself for buying a plant. Now I have Alraune's on the mind

>> No.13382578

>>13382573
I believe he means a golden shower.

>> No.13382579

>>13382567

>All done with your chores? Why do you come in here with me and relax? You work too hard...

>> No.13382580

>>13382572
Wurm with Cluedo
Tanuki with Monopoly

>> No.13382584

>>13382578
Silly Anon. Gold doesn't fall from clouds
And you can't water plants with gold. It'll kill them!
Hell, you can't bathe in it either. It'll kill you!

>> No.13382588

Just saw this in my inbox.

http://pastelletta.deviantart.com/art/Ecchi-Miia-529236136

[obviously nsfw]

>> No.13382589

>>13382569
You and me both anon. You and me both.

>>13382574
What? Yes they can. Alraune are able to uproot and move their flower around, and even leave it for short periods of time.

>> No.13382591

>>13382584
>Hell, you can't bathe in it either. It'll kill you!
Unless the bather is a Dragon!

>>13382588
Big Fat Snake Tits.

>> No.13382592

>>13382588
>Tongue isn't forked
Obviously shit tier.

>> No.13382594
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>>13382569
>Oh man it's time to water the Alraunes again...
>Step outside to their catcalls, trying to ignore their flirting.
>They're all wearing thin white t-shirts.
>Reluctantly start pouring your watering can over them.
>They bob up and down, their breasts bounce and become more visible through their transparent, wet shirts.
>Try to hide your erection with the watering can.
>This causes you to accidentally drop it.
>Bend over to pick it up.
>One of the Alraunes spanks your ass with a vine and 'Ara ara~''s.
>A second vine shoots into your pants and coils around the bulge in your underwear, getting a good assessment of your package.
>Drop the watering can and run back inside as they laugh and giggle.
>Hide indoors and peer timidly at the lewd plant girls from a window.

F-Fucking Alraunes...

>> No.13382595

>>13382588
Mind showing a different link? I don't have a DA account, nor will I ever get one.

>> No.13382596

>>13382591
Dwarves please. Are you still upset that your grand gold plan did jack on Smaug?

>> No.13382597

>>13382589
Still, the MGE wiki page says they don't move around much.

>> No.13382598

>>13382588
They grow 'em big in the south.

>> No.13382602

>>13382594
>>They're all wearing thin white t-shirts.
Oh my, yes!

>>13382597
Maybe so, but that doesn't mean they can't go on an adventure should the mood, or a nice guy, so strike them.

>> No.13382603

>>13382594
This is why indoor Alraunes beat outdoor Alraunes. they don't have that wild side because they're indoor plants, so they're much more domesticated
Unlike those hooters in the garden

>> No.13382608

>>13382595
I think this will work
http://pre15.deviantart.net/459e/th/pre/f/2015/116/e/7/ecchi_miia_by_pastelletta-d8r3d7s.png

>> No.13382612

>>13382594
>>13382569
>>13382561
Goddammit, now I've got this boner, and it is demanding that I write terrible, dirty, absolutely filthy lewds all around Alraune. Even though I aught to be focusing on other stuff...

>> No.13382613

>>13382594
>Not just getting the gun attachment for the hose and shooting them right in the face if they try and fuck with you
This is basic gardening defense 101, come on Anon.

>> No.13382614

>>13382608
Yes it does. Thanks.

>> No.13382616

>>13382594

I hope it rains tomorrow.

>> No.13382618

>>13382608
acceptable

>> No.13382619

>>13382613
They know that Anon doesn't have the balls.

Not literally though, they've got a good idea of their size and shape from their fondling.

>> No.13382620
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All i want, is a snake to wrap me up close and never let go

>> No.13382621

>>13382594
Mate just make friends with a Ryu. Her weather powers could make it so that you never have to go outside to water those twats again.

>> No.13382623

>>13382612
Give in to it anon. Get down in the dirt and get your hands muddy.

>> No.13382624

>>13382620

I bet you also want them to admire how smooth your skin is.

>> No.13382626

>>13382613
>Alraune moans suggestively as the powerful stream of water violates her holes

>> No.13382627

>>13382620
The dream.

>> No.13382630

>>13382621

Or a Quetz.

Hey there's a thought - Quetz and Ryu fighting over a guy with the weather

>> No.13382631
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13382631

Houri art that .less didn't post here for some reason. Found it in MGR

>> No.13382633

>>13382620
W-Where is that tail going?

She's a Tunnel Snake! ABORT!

>> No.13382635

>>13382631
It on his imgur?

>> No.13382636

>>13382621
Or she'll try to play matchmaker and make it sunny all the time so you have to water them more than often.

>> No.13382637

>>13382630
>Quetz and Ryu fighting over a guy
Quetz is basically an upgraded Ryu. Wouldn't be a fair fight.

>> No.13382638

>>13382635
.less doesn't update his imgur anymore

>> No.13382639

>>13382633
you never had your prostate stimulated before anon?
you gay or something?

>> No.13382640

>>13382631
Oh yeah, he was complaining that the folks on the MGE Wiki got offended by his Jihadist parody pics or somethin'.

Regardless of that, that is a damn nice pose. Just check out the curve of her ass and the thighs...wonderful.

>> No.13382641

>>13382630
brb, hiding in my storm cellar for forever.

>> No.13382642

>>13382635
In case you haven't found out; finding .Less art now a days is like going on an adventure

>> No.13382643

>>13382638
So now he's posting things there now?

>> No.13382646

>>13382631
Unf, that pose

>> No.13382647
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>>13382639
I-It makes me feel uncomfortable.

>> No.13382648

>>13382640
Well he can't complain that we didn't enjoy his salaama mamas.

>> No.13382649

>>13382643
Sometimes he posts to MGR, sometimes to Pixiv, sometimes to Deviantart, sometimes to tumblr...

He's all over the place lately.

>> No.13382654

>>13382647
I've been trying it out after reading about it online a lot, it makes cumming a lot more intense

>> No.13382656

>>13382647
>Eager for an injection
>Where her hand is
I'll let her inject me, if she lets me extend the same courtesy to her.

>> No.13382657

>>13382649
Fucker needs to stay in one place.

>> No.13382659

>>13382640
>tfw you realize that's something you would have been offended a year ago too
>that's how much these threads spoiled you

>> No.13382661

>>13382654
After some health related issues down there I'm finally able to do stuff again after several years. Feels good man. Buttplugs are the master race.

>> No.13382663

>>13382643
>>13382638
>>13382635

http://puu sh/hrbSN/11d198efb0.png

>> No.13382667

>>13382661
gross

>> No.13382668

>>13382654
>>13382661
I'm rather jealous. I want to try it, but don't feel comfortable given my current living situation.

>> No.13382669
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>>13382594
The worst part is if you ignore them they'll go yandere on you.

And THEN there's Liliraunes who are constantly making out when you look at them.

>> No.13382670

>>13382667
It was pretty gnarly, I'll give you that.

>> No.13382672

>>13382640

He has no right to complain. The MGE wiki and MGR can't afford to host such things for risk of pissing off KC or something worse. We on 4chan might laugh at it but the rest of the world isn't going to see the humor in it. If he wants his work on those sites it has to be within community standards and not the next loli-on-pikes type shit he does on occasion.

>> No.13382675

>>13382668
I always did stuff while 'taking a shower'.

>> No.13382678

>>13382594
Just go out there and water them with your hose

>> No.13382681

>>13382675
Yeah, that's the way to go. Can't do much though because again, living situation. Though in that case, it's just because the hot water heater doesn't last long enough for more than a short shower...

>> No.13382683

>>13382672
I still want dark priest Mohammad-chan.

>> No.13382684

>>13382672
Wow, aren't you Mr. No-Fun.

>> No.13382687

>>13382678
B-But what if they keep saying my hose is too big and moaning lewdly.

>> No.13382691

>>13382669

>Go to bed
>Suddenly there's a breeze in the room
>When you awake you see a bunch of vines wrapped around you and dragging you toward the open window.

>> No.13382692

>>13382687
You need a noisier hose

>> No.13382694

>>13382683
you know, what would a muslim dark priest look like?
inb4 a burqah with a chained tail sticking out of the back

>> No.13382695

>>13382681
I hope you get to a place where you can butt-stuff to your heart's content anon.

>> No.13382696

>>13382694
please go

>> No.13382697

>>13382684
He's just being realistic. Hell, what he said is half the reason I'm here. I want at least one place I don't have to worry about offending somebody. Or at least don't have to worry about repercussions for it.

>> No.13382700

>>13382694
>inb4
That's actually all I could think of.

>> No.13382701

>>13382691
>Dragged out of your bed at night into the clutches of a bunch of sexually deprived Plant Girls who have snapped.

Fear boner
Horror hard-on
Terror erection

>> No.13382703
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13382703

The artist that does those dark elves pics we like so much did one of a kitsune

>> No.13382708

>>13382703
Not enough butt and boob showing to confirm the artist.

I want more butt and boob.

>> No.13382709

>>13382701
Would you say it would provoke a "Terror-rection"?
But seriously, how much more terrifying would it be if they just disappeared one day only for a vine to drag you down the the basement that night to reveal that they tunneled under your house so you wouldn't be able to hide from them?
And yes, this would lead to you dicking all the plantgirls. Repeatedly.

>> No.13382710

>>13382703
Does she want to share her rice balls? I want to eat some of her rice balls.

>> No.13382712

>>13382701

>You don't even have time to scream as a flower is jammed into your mouth and pours nectar down your throat.
>You are thoroughly milked for semen by an Alraune with intensely hungry eyes
>When one is done you are passed to the next one where it begins again
>Even when morning comes you aren't released.
>Rather than being passed between them you're simply restrained by both of their vines and rotated around every so often

>> No.13382713

>tfw vanadis is ded
too bad, their games had the perfect bslance between vanilla and kinky

>> No.13382714

>>13382712
I shouldn't have this boner, but I do.

>> No.13382716

>>13382712
You deserve worse if you neglect your Alraunes that much.

>> No.13382721
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13382721

>"Good evening Anon, going to take a bath?"


Sign TL : Mixed bathing

>> No.13382724

>>13382721
Don't do anything funny when we're both soaking in the tub. That shit's supposed to be clean. For everyone. Damn it.

>> No.13382725

>>13382637

At least the Ryu has hands to cuddle you with.

>> No.13382726

>>13382721
Yes. My wife will be coming in a moment.

>> No.13382727

>>13382725
>Pulling out the hands card
That's a low blow, Anon

>> No.13382729

>>13382724
I wonder if there's a big problem with people peeing in them like there are with pools over here

>> No.13382730

>>13382721
I just had a bath
Seriously, I just came out of the shower

>> No.13382732

>>13382608
She look somewhat chubby.
I kinda like that.

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>> No.13382736

>>13382714

>Authorities come because you haven't paid for so long
>But then they see you continously being milked by the newly formed Liliraune
>They milked you so hard that they eventually merged into one, their Yandere and desperation pushing them so far.
>But even during it you were still milked
>And there you are. With that flower still oozing nectar down your throat.
>The Liliraune are busy aggressively kissing and rubbing nectar all over you as well as taking turns riding you.
>Your mind has long broke and you don't even respond to anything.
>The authorities decide to sell the house to someone else, with you as a permanent part of the backyard.

>> No.13382737

>>13382734
Damn it .Less, I don't want to fap today

>> No.13382738

>>13382734
Man, .less is having a lot of fun with this new girl.

>> No.13382741

>>13382725
She doesn't have hands, she has huge grotesque claws
I wouldn't wanna get hugged by those

>> No.13382742

>>13382734
>Houri doing an Ero's snackbar commercial
>its so good it makes you go BOOM

>> No.13382743

>>13382732
Her face is a bit too fat and so are her tits, but besides that it's good

>> No.13382744

>>13382684
It's just how this shit goes.

Someone posting a Familiar-on-a-stick in one of the /a/ threads was enough for KC to investigate MGU and hit it with a C&D. Now MGR and the MGE wiki are afraid of offending their overlord.

>> No.13382745

>>13382738
Good to see he's having fun

>> No.13382748

>>13382736
I wonder how that sale would go.
>And in the back we have the perpetual raping plant with it's mind broken human male!
>Oooooh, we love it!
>Not to fast honey. These windows are insulated, right?

>> No.13382749

>>13382744
It's funny because aphrodisiac bombs are absolutely a thing in MGE

>> No.13382754

>>13382743
She tastefully plump. Like that Kaoruko from Gundam Build.

>> No.13382756

>>13382744
They suck KC's dick too much. It's like its the only dick to suck.

>> No.13382757

>>13382749
It wasn't clear if she was drawn with aphrodisiac bombs or real.

>> No.13382776

I want to take a nap in my backyard resting my head on the lap of my alraune waifu while she photosynthesizes .

>> No.13382780

How do you feel about Alraunes with fuckable flowers?

>> No.13382782

>>13382780
I wish that Vanadis games were translated, that's how I feel.

>> No.13382783

>>13382780
I don't hate them. Flowers are love.

>> No.13382785
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>>13382741

Are you kidding? Big meaty claws are designed for hugging.

>> No.13382787
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13382787

>Alp Lilim

How is that even fucking possible?

>> No.13382789

>>13382748

>Eventually the house is sold
>The new owner comes out to the backyard and and pointlessly waters the Liliruane and laughs while doing so.

>> No.13382790

>>13382730
I got out of mine not 5 minutes ago. Showermind.

>> No.13382791

>>13382785
What would a handjob from a Ryu's big meaty claws feel like?

>> No.13382792
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>> No.13382794

>>13382787
Demon Lord has her first male child
He turns out to be a raging faggot

>> No.13382796

>>13382787
non-canon for-fun sketch KC did, along with a few others

>> No.13382797

>>13382787
Anything is possible with fucking!

>> No.13382799

>>13382787
Alps would be totally fine if they were just tomboys instead of still identifying as men
Is that actually somebody's fetish?

>> No.13382802

>>13382799
I'd bromance an alp.

>> No.13382803
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13382803

>>13382776
Honey Bees > Alraune

>> No.13382805

>>13382776
That sounds super comfy.

I would like to be immortal with a dryad waifu. We would have a little cottage in the woods outside a small city.

We would play vidya and watch movies and read and shit. Then when we hear about something neat coming out soon we go chill in a nice spot in the woods for a while. Do the whole 'fuck non-stop for a year' thing plant types love so much. Slow and relaxing though.

Then we finish and the new movie or whatever is out and we can go watch it.

>> No.13382806

>>13382791

The scales on the back of her hand are hard and coarse, but the inside of her claw looks soft.

It'd feel nice, a little bit clumsy maybe.

>> No.13382810

>>13382791
Realistically, probably unpleasant.

>> No.13382811

>>13382803
I like how cute and cosplay-ish early MGE's designs looked.

>> No.13382812

>>13382799
>Still identifying as men
I don't see why it matters. That's as irrelevant as people identifying with a different sex than what you're born with. Plus you're forgetting the part about them having their brains readjusted to love sex as a woman and eventually embracing their femininity.

>> No.13382817

>>13382799
>Is that actually somebody's fetish?

Of course. That's makes it fun to break them.

>> No.13382818

>>13382794
Oh the rage. After fucking a million times, they finally have a son. Only to become an MG.

>> No.13382819
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13382819

>>13382785

But soft fluffy wings are better.

>> No.13382821

>>13382799

I don't think they identify as men anymore when they enter the final stages.

They go full on tits and ass.

>> No.13382823

>>13382812
You're forgetting the part where that only happens to a minority of Alps
And whipping your dick out in front of her only for her to stammer something like "B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together" wouldn't be a bonerkiller?

>> No.13382824

>>13382819
For you. Not everyone is into plumage, son.

>> No.13382825

What if the demon lord had a daughter who was super rebellious and went off and became a nun or paladin?

Because I'd tenderly romance that.

>> No.13382826

>>13382819
Those scales look like they'd tear the flesh off your bones

>> No.13382829

>>13382824
Harpies are olev

>> No.13382831

>>13382803
I want to watch as a swarm of Honey Bees ravish an alraune, making her cum over and over again as they milk her for her nectar.

>> No.13382832

>>13382823
Alps going full dick loving crazy is a limit function where the probability approaches one as n approaches infinity.

>> No.13382833

>>13382811
Yeah. The legs should be more bee-ish though. I like how one doujin artist portrayed the Moth girl.

>> No.13382834
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>>13382785
Psst, small clawed hands better.

>> No.13382836

>>13382826

Those aren't scales, they're feathers. Feathered-serpent, remember?

>> No.13382837

>>13382823
>wouldn't be a bonerkiller?
Not to the people Alps are designed to appeal to. They're the genderbender monster. That's a pretty popular fetish in Japan.

If you want an Alp that identifies as female then just get a tomboy succubus. It's the same thing.

>> No.13382838

>>13382819
>Flight feathers
>Soft
That's not how wings work. It's more like being hugged by giant brooms or a haystack.

>> No.13382839

>>13382831
Make that a Liliraune and it will be twice the fun!

>> No.13382840

>>13382834
Those just look weird. Either have normal hands or monstrous ones, but not something in between like that.

>> No.13382842

>>13382821
Nah. As they enter their final stages, fully adjusted to being Alps, what kind of woman they are tends to vary. Some do still identify as guys. Some go full tits-and-ass bimbos. And you'll find Alps who're pretty well any kind of woman in between.

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>>13382829
They are. I just prefer scales.

>> No.13382845

>>13382840
Small monster hands are made for hand holding.

>> No.13382846

>>13382837
>That's a pretty popular fetish in Japan.
Aren't those people just faggots in denial?

>> No.13382847 [DELETED] 

>>13382823
>"B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together"

The cliche thing to do here would be to tweak her girly bits and when she reacts say "Boys don't have parts these, and they don't make lewd noises when I do this!"

>> No.13382848

>>13382823
>And whipping your dick out in front of her only for her to stammer something like "B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together" wouldn't be a bonerkiller?
>This only makes my dick harder
>Makes me want to pound her boipussy
>And her pussy-pussy
>And her stammering mouth-pussy

>> No.13382849
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>Pony tail mandatory, makes her look better

>The large ears 'I think they make her look better..I just love red eyes on foxes

>Nape of the neck can be very sexy.

Lame TL, but what the hell.

>> No.13382850

>>13382840
I think they would look fine if the transition for scales to skin was more gradual and natural looking, instead of it looking like she's wearing croc skin gloves.

>> No.13382855

>>13382845
What's even the point? If you want normal sized hands, regular human ones would look better and feel better.

>> No.13382856

>>13382837
No it is not a popular fetish in japan, its just a popular fetish for 1 faggot that is obsessed with Alps and never shuts up about them.

>> No.13382857

>>13382832
>Limit function
Fucking hell why'd you have to remind me I'm supposed to be studying calculus instead of fucking about on here?

>> No.13382858

>>13382823
>"B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together"

The cliche thing to do here would be to tweak her girly bits and when she reacts say "Boys don't have parts like these, and they don't make lewd noises when I do this!"
reposting because this is my brain at 4 am

>> No.13382861

>>13382850
Monster parts usually look appealing because they appear like clothes. Trying to make them look "natural" will usually result in something horrifying.

>> No.13382864

>>13382846
I'm sure there are subtle differences but I don't like the fetish myself so I couldn't explain them.

And whether those differences are enough to make it not gay are up to each man to decide for himself.

>> No.13382872

>>13382845

So can big hands.

By that I mean your hand disappears entirely inside of hers.

And all the better for the dragon to pick you up and fly you to her secluded mountain cave where she'll make you her most valuable treasure.

>> No.13382875

>>13382857
Remember that the only thing useful you'll get out of it is being able to shortcut your way to some stuff if you analyze graphs a lot like for science or statistics.

>Asked to calculate acceleration the long way
>Take the derivative of the velocity function instead

>> No.13382880
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>>13382803
Another pic for you Honey Bee fan boys. Unless this is actually a Hornet

>> No.13382882

>>13382880
She's a Queen Bee, in every sense of the word.
She sticks her long chitin plated fingers in your ass

>> No.13382883

>>13382838

I was going to use the MANAMACHINES response but that's basically how Ryus work too. Both are stupidly powerful reptiles that can control the weather and fly without actually needing wings. Their scales/feathers/w/e can feel like whatever they want.

>> No.13382884

>>13382880
>no fuzz to be seen
It's a wasp, get the fuck out of there while you still can

>> No.13382885

>>13382882

I like it.

>> No.13382888
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>>13382880
>that face
It's HORNETS, I can tell.

>> No.13382889
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>>13382861
To you, maybe. I hate that. I would love for them to look more natural.

Pic related for example. Arguably more cosplay tier than the MGE dragon, but I think she looks more natural and more monstrous.
And I want to lick those abs.

>> No.13382892

>>13382883
They wouldn't hold that shape or form if they were soft. Have you seen what long soft feathers look like, like on a pheasant tail? This is like arguing gummy horns on minotaurs or soft rubber spikes on manticore tails.

>> No.13382893

>>13382888
Sweet merciful Ilias call the fucking paladins

>> No.13382896

>>13382856
Popular might be an over statement but it definitely is a fetish that's more common in Japan that it is in the west at least. It isn't hard to find doujins of it.

I won't argue about the second part of that because you're probably right but it isn't relevant to what I was saying.

>> No.13382897

>>13382888

This is why I want to marry a wurm.

She'll slap the shit of anyone that tries to rape me.

And I mean she'd slap them so hard shit would be forced out of their ass from the impact. Along with massive organ damage probably. Basically don't piss off wurms.

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>>13382888
Dear lord

>> No.13382905

>>13382882
Prostate Exams must be fun with her

>>13382884
>>13382888
Fuck..

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>>13382888
Hornets are displeased by your inability to tell them from their lesser counterparts.

>> No.13382908

>>13382888
Everybody already knows hornets are the assholes of the insect world. Or they should anyways.

>> No.13382909

>>13382888
Ah yes, the impossible pierced dick story from the man that brought us such other impossible stories as fucking the bone splintery bullet holes in the kneecaps of a tanuki.

I don't know how anyone could ever get worked up over it.

>> No.13382910

>>13382892

No you missed the point I made entirely. They work on magic, ergo while flying they can be one way and on the ground another. Or they could just be magic and I don't have to explain shit.

>> No.13382912

>>13382880
Her footjob scene was pretty hot

>> No.13382914

>>13382909
>fucking the bone splintery bullet holes in the kneecaps of a tanuki
How edgy.

>> No.13382916

>>13382914
More like pointy.

>> No.13382918

>>13382910
And all monsters are magic but I don't see anyone making the case for jelly antlers on a ryu that you wrap around your dick to fuck. Because it's retarded.

You're just making the old KC "You could shove your dick into a pile of razor blades and it would feel good with mamano mana."

Except you're not even making it right because he never says that the nature of a thing is changed, just that it feels good. So the feathers would be course and rough as hell but Mamano Mana would make it feel awesome to you until the thought of those stiff things beating in your face would make you cum.

>> No.13382920

>>13382912
Oh.. Please share.

>> No.13382924

>>13382908
We need a hornet girl anatomy chart that just rips off that wasp anatomy chart with 'Hatred' 'Indignation' and 'Arse Dagger'. For reasons.

>> No.13382933

>>13382924
>Arse Dagger
>not Penis Impaler

>> No.13382947

>>13382920
http://exhentai.org/s/e664c2acc0/521889-251

>> No.13382978

>>13382947
>those delicate wings
Wingjobs when? I want her to buzz my rocks off with those beautiful things.

>> No.13382986

ded yet?

>> No.13382996
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>you will never recieve a tonguejob from an akaname

>> No.13383010

>>13382996
>you will never receive a tonguejob from a karakasa-obake

>> No.13383015
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My room keeps getting taken over by wasps, suddenly I'm finding myself wanting a venus flytrap waifu.

>> No.13383017

>>13383010
you like them big and thick, right?

>> No.13383020

>>13383015
>yfw she sucks your dick with the fly traps

>> No.13383023

>>13383017
Are you trying to insinuate something?

>> No.13383024

>>13383015
>tfw it's starting to get warmer and open the window the other day
>Had to hide for 15 min from a wasp that entered with blankets
God I hate those faggots

>> No.13383026
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>>13383017
How thick is too thick?

>> No.13383030 [SPOILER] 
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>>13383023
why would i do such a thing

>> No.13383031

>>13383020
Fear boner material right there.
>>13383024
Fuck wasps, unless it's wasp girls. Wasp girls can stay.

>> No.13383034

>>13383030
Sometimes a tongue is just a tongue.
And huge monster girl tongues are hot. And Karakasa's tongue is like a tongue and a tentacle in one.

>> No.13383036

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50034001

People can shitpost and call her a human girl till the holsts come home but I think this is the most art a new girl has got in quite a while.

>> No.13383038

>>13383036
>super vanilla girl is extremely popular and gets a lot of fanart
stop the presses

>> No.13383041

>>13383036
EROSU ACKBAR! ALALALALA- boom!

>> No.13383043

>>13383038
Yet we're not swimming in a sea of Valkyrie art.

>> No.13383044

>>13383036
It's the heart pupils.

>> No.13383049

>Read a LN
>Fat cat tats with abs
Why must you try my patience

>> No.13383050

>>13383043
Most people don't find armor sexy.
Houri is literally the most vanilla girl in all of MGE. So of course she'll be really popular.

>> No.13383052

>>13383034
are you trying to convince me? or to convince yourself?

>> No.13383060

>>13383038
Hey, don't say that when Troll doesn't have anything at all.

>> No.13383067

>>13383060
Troll has very off-putting giant hands and feet
I wonder what a Troll with normal hands/feet would look like

>> No.13383069

>>13383067
A brown gardener girl...

>> No.13383070

>>13383050
>Most people don't find armor sexy.
Heathens and plebs.

captcha:joild
Yes, these people should be joild

>> No.13383072

>>13383067
>a troll will never jerk you off your tiny dick with her thumb and index finger alone

>> No.13383073

>>13383072
technically since incubi in MGE tend to have huge dicks, wouldn't Troll's big hands be fairly useful there?

>> No.13383077

>Houri at monster girl school
>Gets bullied for being too vanilla
>In an attempt to fit in she dresses up as a Khepri
>The Khepri delinquent gang force her to join, not noticing she's a fake
And so begins the Houri's life in crime.

>> No.13383079

>>13383077
I'm pretty sure the other eros girls would look out for her

>> No.13383097

>>13383079
I sure wouldn't want to be nagged about the importance of love by a titty bird, a milk maid, and a pouty heart thingy.

>> No.13383108

>>13383036
>Houri and Devil
Yes. Yes! More deliciously soft little girls!

>> No.13383120

>>13383036
Pretty cute.

>> No.13383145

>>13383050
>Popular

Tho i do agree valkyries are great

>> No.13383155

>>13383145
Then why haven't you drawn any of it?

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I just watched Up for the first time in a long time, and made myself sad with that opening sequence. So here's something for us to ponder: if your waifu is immortal or extremely long lived and you're not, what does she do once you kick the bucket?
Obviously this doesn't apply to MGE but still.

>> No.13383229

>>13383220
Didn't we have that very question asked last thread already?

>> No.13383231

>>13383220

>>13377647

>> No.13383234

>>13383229
>last thread
Well excuse me for not being here for every thread. Goodbye.

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>>13383220
>Inb4 Lichsolveseverything-anon

>> No.13383241

>>13383238
Magic never comes at a price. Liches solve everything forever, for the low-low price of about tree-fiddy.

>> No.13383246

>>13383241
>And that's when I realized my third rate necromancer was really a crustacean from the paleazoic era!

>> No.13383247
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>>13383241
And then I realized, that cute little Lich girl was actually a seven story crustacean from the late paleolithic era. Goddamn Loch Ness Monstah!

>> No.13383252

>>13383246
>>13383247
Hivemind please go, you're scary.

>> No.13383254

>>13383234
No need to sound so passive aggressive, he only asked.

>> No.13383260

>>13383252
It was two people responding to a post that was setting up an extremely well known joke/reference, hardly hivemind

>> No.13383265

How would you fix some of the more hated mgs?

>> No.13383268

>>13383260
>8 seconds apart
I don't believe you.
>>13383265
Make Furniture Sith not furry.

>> No.13383273

>>13383265
Give them an endearing well-written story where people get attached to the character regardless of her species. Then the phenomenon of /mgg/ being unable to tell individuals apart lets threadcanon take care of the rest.

>> No.13383276
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13383276

Why baby Cryvern?

>> No.13383278

>>13383276
Every time someone spills Holst milk, a Wyvern cries over it.

>> No.13383283

>>13383278
Do Wyvern's like Holst milk that much.

>> No.13383286

>>13383283
Do Oomukade schlick while watching you sleep?

>> No.13383290

>>13383265
>Go back in time and make Manticore less talked about a smidge.
>Make Beelzebub a NEET mojyo-looking insect girl instead of an obnoxious filth-mongering loli
>Same with Devil Bug
>Pharaoh isn't hated, but still, make her sun magic and necromancy a more prominent thing.
>Make Matango less like something out of Saya no Uta
>Make Hornet a tomboyish, bully Honeybee, like Minotaurus is to Holstaurus
>Make Roper non-parasitic
>Purge Parasite Slimes

>> No.13383292

>>13383252

The sooner you realize that the Laughing Lilim is real the better

>> No.13383293

>>13383286
Do they?

>> No.13383295

>>13383286
Is Deruella a zealot?

>> No.13383299

>>13383268
The timing apart doesn't matter anon

If you asked a large crowd of people that old as fuck Knock Knock, Orange you glad i didn't say banana joke, and you leave it open for them to finish the joke, would you say it was a hive mind when multiple people do?

>> No.13383303

>>13383293
Well the only one I know about sure does.
>>13383299
Why so serious?

>> No.13383304

>>13383290
Alright, serious question. Why are Parasite Slimes so hated around here? Because of human women enslavement?

>> No.13383308

>>13383276
>Bullying Wyverns
>Doing this numerous times
Thanks for ruining something I like, jerk.
Now I'll have to bully other things now, like Anubi or Kikimory or Ryu.

>> No.13383309

>>13383304
That can't be it.

>> No.13383311

>>13383303
I just don't like it when people use terms wrong

>> No.13383313

>>13383303
But that one also smells. Are you saying all oomukade are smelly too?

>> No.13383316

>>13383308
>bullying Ryu
Tell me how that works out for you.
>>13383311
That's just inconceivable.

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>>13383246
>>13383247
>yfw you just came into her cold dead pussy as payment and you realize she's actually a gigantic lizard girl when she tips her bonnet at you

>> No.13383319

>>13383316
n-no anon
please don't

>> No.13383320

>>13383316
>Tell me how that works out for you.
Lots of water works.

>> No.13383321

>>13383304
For me, I think they're what's written on the tin: they're parasites that get inside of human women and wear their bodies as their own. And for me, it almost sounds like they kill the girl's consciousness, and then use their body for the sole purpose of reproduction.

So that's my take on it.

>> No.13383322

>>13383313
No, just that one, because that one is disgusting and unlovable.
Also I think other Oomukade have access to regular showers or baths.
>>13383319
What's that? Am I too inconceivable to you?

>> No.13383325

>>13383304
Same reason as matangos, except they overtake the mind of a human girl instead of literally eating it. All the parasites are hated. Ropers, Matango, all of them.

And the second worse part is you're just banging a human girl with a really bad infestation at the end of the day.

>> No.13383327

>>13383304
Forced monsterisation a shit

>> No.13383331

>>13383322
please anon
you're killing me

>> No.13383335

>>13383331
NEVER MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!

>> No.13383336

>>13383322
>that one is disgusting and unlovable.
I will fight you.

>> No.13383338

>>13383304
I think they're ok

that little face makes me happy

though i don't know if i would be able to fully block out the whole "this is just a human woman with some slime tagging along for the ride/semen"

I would rather a real monstergirl

>> No.13383339

>>13383304
Most likely. I don't have a problem with them so I wouldn't know.

>> No.13383340

>>13383325
>Matango is a human chick with a fungal infection gone out of control
>Parasite slime is a human chick with a giant slimy bacterial colony infecting her
>Roper is a human girl with an evil squid permanently lodged in her vagina

>> No.13383348

>>13383340
Well, when ya put it that way...

>> No.13383350

>>13383338
But that's wrong. It's a slime dragging around a meat puppet so it has a greater chance of getting dicked. You're fucking a jello monster's ventriloquist dummy.

>> No.13383351

I want a harem of sea bishops so i can make fun of their hats all the time!

>> No.13383356

>>13383351
Wouldn't that be what a Merrow harem is for?

>> No.13383362

>>13383356
>>13383351
>not having both sea bishops and merrows in your harem
What other mgs wear funny hats?

>> No.13383363

>>13383336
Then why was she abandoned? Tell me that.

>> No.13383370

>>13383362
mad hatter

>> No.13383374

>>13383363
How should I know? Ask Alp. Also bully him while you're at it.

>> No.13383376

>>13383363
Because she was an illegal immigrant.

>> No.13383377

>>13383362
>Trolls
>Mad Hatter, duh
>Dark Priest
>Dhampir
etc

>> No.13383384

>>13383374
You just said you'd fight me, and now you're trying to sic your karate-Alp on me?

>> No.13383386

>>13383356
>>13383362
>>13383370
Fine ill have sea bishops merrows mad hatters and an ushi-oni so i can make fun of her seal!

>> No.13383389

>>13383386
>make fun of her seal!
She could take it off you know.

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>>13383377
>>Trolls
That's more of a flower crown
Unless you mean the McDonalds employee hat

>> No.13383394

>>13383377
Dhampirs and Mad Hatters wear excellent hats though.

>> No.13383400

>>13383389
Then ill just make fun of her horns!

>> No.13383402

>>13383390
jesus christ I had forgotten just how ugly trolls are

>> No.13383403

>>13383389
>Make fun of her seal to the point where she stutters out a:
>"O-Okay...I'll take it off if you want me too..."
>Aggressive rape ensues

>> No.13383405

>>13383400
>Making fun of the horns
You fucked up.

>> No.13383406

>>13383402
I hope a Troll sits on your face.

>> No.13383408

Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu has become obsessed with pregnant sex after one night of experimentation
Now she wants to be pregnant as often as possible, disregarding the consequences
What do you do?

>> No.13383410

>>13383402
No U!

A troll has the most beautiful freckles on her face, and the plumpest of bodies.

>> No.13383414

>>13383405
Maybe even some snide remarks about her big fat abdomen and big claws!

>> No.13383416

>>13383408
Embrace the Hellhound stampede.

>> No.13383419

>>13383408
She'll get over the phase once the girl is born.

>> No.13383423

>>13383408
Enjoy the Unlimited Cowgirl Works. And the breastfeeding.

>> No.13383429

>>13383402
Trolls are olev, please leave

>> No.13383433

>>13383410
And the ugliest hands and feet

>> No.13383436

>>13383408
Why would a Lich want to be constantly pregnant? Please no.

>>13383406
Pretty great punishment there.

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>>13383433
They have a fat ass and a moe complex, what more could you need

>> No.13383439

>>13383433
Who actually cares about hands/feet?

>> No.13383448

>>13383438
You had me at fat ass.

>> No.13383451

>>13383439
About 1 in 4 people if Seinfeld is any indication.

>> No.13383455

>>13383438
There's nothing better than a girl with a figure like that in a corset. Especially with that wonderful handle in place waiting for me.

>> No.13383458

>>13383438
getting stuck with a troll must suck for footfags though

>> No.13383459

>>13383455
Lewd bodies in classy clothes are the best.

>> No.13383461

>>13383458

Good, footfags don't deserve nice things

>> No.13383465

>>13383458
A lot better than lamias or centaurs though

>> No.13383466

>>13383455
>You will never suddenly undo her corset and get a glimpse of how deliciously plump she truly is
>She will never take a small but noticeable gasp of air when you do

>> No.13383469

>>13383461
I feel as though a giant foot stomped on your house as a kidonce...

>> No.13383473

>>13383458
>>13383465
Imagine getting stuck with an MG you hate. That would be terrible.

You better pray to the god of sending anons to the MG world that you land near you're waifu or at least someone you like.

>> No.13383476

>>13383473
This is one of those times when I'm glad I'm not picky.

>> No.13383478

>>13383458
Most monster girls would suck for foot fetishists. They could only really enjoy the more human ones.

>> No.13383484

>>13383473
I personally don't hate any MG apart from giant slugs and the old matangos so that's fine

>> No.13383486

>>13383473
I wouldn't care as long as long as it's not a Roper, Cat Shit or some MGQ abomination (certain Xelvy abominations excluded from that last point).

>> No.13383487

>>13383478
Or they could learn to love monster girl feet.

>> No.13383489

>>13383487
I want to see a Wurm with a foot-fetishist hubby. She'd try so hard for him.

>> No.13383492

>>13383489
He'd probably just eventually become aroused by her tail, and then she can get him off with that.

>> No.13383495

>>13383466
>You will never tenderly sex her while she still has it on
>Feel her squirming around in its tight confines
>Watch her bosom bulge out of it, swelling with each of her short breaths
>When you finish you untie it, revealing the sweaty, deliciously soft flesh within trembling as she pants in the afterglow
>You will never go back for round 2

>> No.13383502

>>13383489
Reminds me of that Princess X doujin.

>> No.13383516
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Do you prefer young and inexperienced maids you can teach and discipline, or old and experienced maids who already know their ropes but who you discipline anyway?

>> No.13383520

>>13383516
Yes.

>> No.13383522

>>13383516
Old because they can do their job

>> No.13383523

>>13383520
Would your older maid help you discipline the younger, or would it be the other way around?

>> No.13383525

>>13383516
Of course

>> No.13383526

>>13383516
Old and experienced maids who discipline me.

>> No.13383530

>>13383526
Oh my, what a wicked master you would make!

>> No.13383533

>>13383530
It's for my own good.

>> No.13383534

>>13383523
Have the older maid help discipline the younger, then have the younger one show what she learned. Repeat until maid competency is at an all time high.

>> No.13383536

>>13383516
I bet a Kikimora's ears and tail get softer with age.

>> No.13383537

>>13383408
>MGE entry is literally Gyoubu-danuki
>my own household of the 808 tanuki

>> No.13383544

>>13383533
Yes it is. Now thank her for every, uhh, how does she discipline you?
>>13383534
Genius.

>> No.13383546

>>13383522
This.

I'd much rather have a maid who is actually a competent maid, that I can can love than some clumsy new girl who doesn't know what she's doing.

But then kikis are probably like those pretty mexican girls you see sometimes who learn to clean from their grandmas since they were little and are better than most professional housecleaning services by the time they're a preteen.

>12 year old kiki demanding to know why you don't have any club soda or ajax when you said all cleaning supplies were well stocked

>> No.13383570

>>13383322
Screw you buddy, spaghetti jap is love.

>> No.13383573

>>13383570
No she isn't, and we probably won't get that update we're supposed to get tomorrow because Alp is a lazy bastard.
Let's bully both of them!

>> No.13383576

>>13383544
>how does she discipline you?
Not that Anon, but like this
http://nhentai.net/g/103875/

>> No.13383580

>>13383526
Is this you?
http://exhentai.org/g/568998/74b6605b6c/

>> No.13383585

>>13383580
>Those tags
Closed the tab like hornets were coming out of it.

>> No.13383591

>>13383585
It's not pretty

>> No.13383618

>>13383591
>getting kicked in the nads by your cute sadistic maid so hard you cum and fall face-first into your own puddle
It's very romantic, anon.

>> No.13383622
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>>13383516
Young tanuki forced into indentured servitude on my staff being trained and disciplined by hyper-competent older Kiki.
>Doesn't know how to prepare food, sucks at cleaning fixtures, can't repair anything.
>Always wants to help with the paperwork and is told to know her place by her mentor.
>Tries to do extra to have some saved wages at the end of her contract, ends up having to pay me back for all the stuff she breaks.
>Kiki coaches her on how to repay me with her ass. At least she's good at that.

>> No.13383630

>>13383516
>Not hiring a Hellhound roomba

>> No.13383645
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An Anubis maid would be the best. She'd have it so ingrained in her mind that she should be setting the schedule and giving orders that having to follow instructions and wait on you hand and foot would drive her mad. You could pull the whole "oh sorry I forgot can you do [insert x made up chore here]" routine completely breaking the schedule and triggering her OCD.

Perfect bully material.

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>>13383050
>Most people don't find armor sexy.
That's blasphemy.

>> No.13383655
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>>13383647
Would you rather a Valkyrie or a Paladin?

>> No.13383663

>>13383655
That isn't a Paladin

>> No.13383669

>>13383663
Dass rayciss! Just because she's been corrupted by that there sweet shota dick and turned into a Succuslut doesn't mean she's not a paladin.

>> No.13383675

>>13383669
Yes it does. Who heard of a paladin of dicks?
inb4 some DnD god/goddess of sex

>> No.13383680

>>13383669
>Implying she isn't just a dhampir fighting both her instinct and her parents

>> No.13383682

>>13383675
>tfw you'll never pull the peasant railgun playing DnD with your waifu

>> No.13383683
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>>13383669
Story of a monsterized yandere brocon Paladin girl raping her beloved Page/Squire when?

>> No.13383689

>>13383683
It's in queue. Well, something to that effect is.

>> No.13383694

>>13383669
Why shotashit? It is original pic with no backstory

>> No.13383696

>>13383675
>inb4 some DnD god/goddess of sex
There actually is.

And she does indeed have paladins.

>> No.13383707
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>>13383655
A paladin who is elevated into a Valkyrie and then turns into a Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.13383715

>>13383696
Tell me more.

>> No.13383716

>>13383696
Oh my...how would MGs react to those paladins?

>> No.13383720

>>13383707
>that recent Druellification trend with different MGs
Stop this people. The possibilities seem too frightening, we're no Gods to play like that.

>> No.13383723

>>13383720
Aren't we though?

>> No.13383725

>>13383682
>Peasant railgun
>Annihilation arrow tips

I miss DnD engineering.

>> No.13383727

>>13383715
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Sune

>Order of the Ruby Rose.
>A knightly order affiliated with the Church of Sune, made up of bards, fighters, and paladins.

>> No.13383728

>>13383720
Those frightening possibilities have already come to pass. See: Liliwurm.

>> No.13383735

>>13383725
And don't forget

>CLANK
>What the fuck was that?!

>> No.13383748
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13383748

How robot do you like your robot girls?

If she's less than a military grade weapon then she's vanilla shit. And how can you love vanilla shit?

>> No.13383756

>>13383727
>Bards
Time to impregnate rocks.

>> No.13383767
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>>13383748
About this robot / doll. I want visible dolljoints but that's pretty much it.

>> No.13383769

>>13383748
That's cute, but not sure I'd dick it.

>> No.13383773
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>>13383748
Robotic limbs with a bio-organic torso designed to allow for breeding robo-golem daughterus.

>> No.13383775

>>13383769
Where would you dick it though

>> No.13383777
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>>13383748
Something like this but I don't normally class robots as monster girls.

>> No.13383779

>>13383748
I'd probably Orianna, as far as robot girls go. >>13383767 is also good.

>> No.13383796

>>13383775
Dick Port 1 or Dick Port 2.

>> No.13383797
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What'cha doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU ?

>> No.13383802

>>13383777
Living Dolls are just magical robots. I have both filed under Automata in my monmusu folder.

>> No.13383803

>>13383797
Reading Initial D.

>> No.13383808

>>13383797
Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnolR-KLauE and watching a butterfly that's stuck in my room but doesn't wanna get out when I open the window.
It's been a fucking hour.

>> No.13383813

>>13383808
You need to help it, butterflies are silly creatures.

>> No.13383818

>>13383813
Best thing is that it's standing on the border of the window

>> No.13383821

>>13383777
I don't know why, but Joice reminds me of best girl from Franken Fran. What was her name again? the transforming werewolf-sensei.

>> No.13383849
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>>13383797
Writefagging
Writefagging about naieve dryads

>> No.13383852
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>>13383769
Why does everything need to be about dicking? Can't you love a cute girl without dicking her?

Honest question /mgt/: If you came across a girl who you thought was perfect and fulfilled every emotional need of yours, but was impossible to dick, would you still love and waifu her?

>> No.13383857

>>13383852
Yes. I can always jerk off.

>> No.13383861

>>13383852
>impossible to dick
That's not possible, unless she's a literal blob. There'd be somewhere to dick, mouth, intercrural, handjobs...

>> No.13383864

>>13383852
Yeah, the right hand will never leave me

>> No.13383865

>>13383773
Why does KC have to ruin all of his monster girl designs with goofy oversized hands?

>> No.13383866
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>>13383852
Maybe.
But this is /mgt/, not /asexual emotional fulfillment general/.
THAT'S why everything needs to be about dicking.

>> No.13383867

>>13383861
If her mouth had sharp pieces of machinery inside, her thighs were just cold metal pillars, and her hands were sharp claws...
Robutts are like that.

>> No.13383872

>>13383867
Not him, but I could still rub my glans on her cheek untill I came.

>> No.13383878
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>>13383865
I like them. It makes me want to dress them up as Reploids or something.

That, or something involving Dorf technology.

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>>13383867
Your dick is insufficiently adventurous, anon

>> No.13383887

>>13383880
Are those electrodes on his dick?
Because electro torture is not sexy

>> No.13383888

>>13383867
Enough lube and a warm room would make some part of her dickable. Between those metal pillars, armpits, kneepits, along her spine... Even if you invented some bullshit to keep me from dry humping her anywhere, I'd tell her to choke an onahole with her thighs as I kiss and vanilla her all over.

>> No.13383892

>>13383887
I have no idea.
It's the flesh-rending titanium claws that trouble me more than a few volts.

>> No.13383899

>>13383867
reminds me of brunhilde from MGQ paradox
she has gears and various other machine bits inside her vagina

>> No.13383902

>>13383888
Pretty much. Nothing would stop me from dicking some part of her, or cuming on her or something.

>> No.13383908

Daughteru begins with a 'D' you know what else begins with a 'D'?
Down with the demon lord.

>> No.13383909

>>13383908
You know what else starts with a D?
Dumb-dumb. That's what you are! So sayeth the White Wurm!

>> No.13383912

>>13383909
Devil May Cry?

>> No.13383914

>>13381927
>"Your a big girl"

>> No.13383922

>>13383912
Dumb-dumb, Dante must cum! So sayeth the White Wurm!

>> No.13383931

>>13383912
>There'll never be a game about bullying Lilims to the point of crying

>> No.13383933

>>13383922
>>13383909
Every time you say this I'm reminded of the title "Thus spake Zarathustra"

>> No.13383934

>>13383933
Nietzsche please stop advertising your silly books, you're dead.

>> No.13383935

>>13383931
I'd rather a Lilim bully me.

>> No.13383936

>You'll never be that one quiet, single guy who stays by the sidelines as an anonymous side character, watching people and MGs alike get into all kinds of crazy adventures in the stories written here, lewd or not, not having to worry about anything because nothing involving MGs ever happens to you

>> No.13383943

>>13382484
>Defends the remenants of humanity
>Childlike innocence and pure at heart
Bretty good taste anon for a such a grimdark setting

>> No.13383950

>>13383936
>You'll never be of the nothing.

>> No.13383953

>>13383936
Reminded me I'd like to see Teacher-Anon's Dietrich story continued. Unfair unacknowledgement is my fetish.

>> No.13383955

>>13383934
How the fuck am I gonna advertise a book that's hundreds of years old, I mean I'm fucking dead

>> No.13383958
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>>13383689
Lovely.

>> No.13383965

>>13381833
So the MC is actually a psychopath with anger issues and a swell lad at the same time. He has dissociative identity disorder while still looking harmless most of the time.

This is pretty cool.

>> No.13383973

>>13383965
Makes sense I guess. No other way for him to be just like "Oh, a T-Rex, how cute."

Also dat evolution is insane
>Dinosaur
>Dinosaur in clothes
>Monstergirl

>> No.13383981

>>13383973
>implying Churio isn't cute as hell

>> No.13383984
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13383984

>>13383955
Being dead doesn't mean you don't have the right to use the internet.

>> No.13383989

>>13383984
Yes it does. Spooky things have no right to spook up the internet.

>> No.13383992

>>13383984
Using a ouija is way cheaper than a stable Internet connection.

>> No.13383996

>>13383989
The majority of internet users are actually Skeletons.

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>>13383992
Shit bandwidth, though

>> No.13384000

>>13383996
Shh.

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>>13383996

>> No.13384004

>>13384000
What? It's not like we could keep it hidden much lo

>> No.13384005
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>>13383996

>> No.13384007

>>13383996

Rattle rattle? Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle! Rattle rattle.

>> No.13384008

>>13384001
Oh my, you look absolutely perfect for the Skin Taker.

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>>13383996
No we aren't.

>> No.13384011

>>13383996
Not this shit again

>> No.13384012

>>13384011
>no fun allowed
Your sense of humor is dry as a bone.

>> No.13384015 [SPOILER] 
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13384015

How do you feel about scyllas?

>> No.13384016

>>13383996
>>13384012
>>13384015
MEMES.

>> No.13384017

>>13384015
I'm not opposed.
>>13384016
What's wrong Jack?

>> No.13384018

>>13384016
Shut up Monsoon.

>> No.13384019

was there ever a comic where a centaur blackmails a guy into having sex with her?

>> No.13384021

>>13383922
The White Wurm is a dumb-dumb!

>> No.13384023

>>13384016
>>13384015
Poor scyllas, I accidentally referenced this post.

>> No.13384024

>>13384015
Depends, where do I put it in?

>> No.13384025

>>13384021
Nuh-huh!

>> No.13384027

>>13384016
Your memes end here.

>> No.13384028

>>13384025
Yuh-huh times infinity!

>> No.13384029

>>13384027
Memes never end.
>>13384028
Nuh-huh always one more than you!

>> No.13384031

Which Monstergirls would be the most anti-war? How extreme would their protests be if their husbands were drafted by the government in case of a war breaking out?

>> No.13384032

I like how everyone flips their shit with one post about skeletons

>> No.13384035

>>13384031
Echnida ain't letting her baby boy get hurt in a war.

>> No.13384038

>>13384032
what about that one that ended up actually being cute despite being a head to toe skeleton from that one manga about keeping mythological beings as pets

>> No.13384040

>>13384029
Yuh-huh always infinity times you!

White Wurm is a stupid poopy dumb-dumb!

>> No.13384041

>>13384032
Would you rather discuss the moral implications of daughteru dicking and how it is or is not a healthy part of a growing monsters needs?

>> No.13384044

>>13384032
This poor fool doesn't know that a skeleton is very close by right now, ready to strike at any time.

>> No.13384045

>>13384041
No this is good.

>> No.13384047

>>13384031
I'd say any of the Eros monsters considering they'd probably try to convince everyone to just love each other and not fight.

>> No.13384049

>>13384040
It doesn't matter if you add infinity times more than I do, because I said always one more than you first, meaning I'll always have the advantage in perpetuity.
What do you have against the White Wurm anyway? She makes snowmen with her best friend, the Husky Werewolf.

>> No.13384051

>>13384041
id like to talk about the socioeconomic issues the mge world would face if the demon lord fails to override the no male child thing.

>> No.13384054
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13384054

>>13384015
What about their neighbors?

>> No.13384061

>>13384054
wrist pussies
hip pussies

>> No.13384063

>>13384049
Husky Werewolf is a fat loser!

No, of course I don't want to cuddle with one, shut up

>> No.13384069

Why do they always do so so so much fan service in the stuff I like

I am man of GOD, you all will not corupt me with this bad sin.

>> No.13384070

>>13384054
I want to get comfy with her and pat her head and tell her she won't be bullied by the Scylla or the Crabs anymore.
Then I would put it in her butt.
>>13384063
I once wrote a quick little thing about a Wurm and a Werewolf who built a snowman, but that was just in the thread and not a proper story. Maybe I should remedy that.

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13384074

>>13384061

>> No.13384077

>>13384069
What is corruption? Sex is absolutely crucial for life. To call it bad is saying life itself is bad. You hate life?

>> No.13384078

>>13384054
Shit!

Shiiiiiiiit!

>> No.13384085

>>13384074
you know, getting raped while you have gaping holes in your body from being stabbed by her barbs and you're bleeding all over the place doesn't sound fun at all

>> No.13384086

>>13384085
No shut up it's fine.

>> No.13384089

>>13384085
More like one or two fairly shallow piercing wounds.

>> No.13384103

>>13384074
Why are manticores such wonderful creatures?

>> No.13384107

>>13384103
They're not though.

Personally I just don't like the whole sadistic personality thing.

>> No.13384117

>>13384063
Don't be mean, I'd cuddle and impregnate that

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13384148

>>13384107
>sadistic personality thing
More for me.

>> No.13384150

>>13384117
What? And have a bunch of yapping daughterus with frantically waving bushy tails?
Oh, please.

>> No.13384154

>>13384150
And big dumb unconditional loving smiles greeting you 24/7?

How awful.

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>>13384051

There are many, many factors to consider here, most vital of which I think is the degree to which both humans and monsters are willing to put up with some sort of properly managed impregnation programme / sperm donation.

I mean, technically, the situation MGE has at the moment is sort of sustainable: human civilization produces men, and both the monsters and the human women want them. If the Order hunkers down behind its walls, repelling monsters like it does at the moment so human civilization can carry on as normal, and the monsters only get the few men they can snatch as husbandos, then continue as normal.

But if the monsters decide "OK, it's better to get a little dick than no dick at all, so we'll give up monogyny and all captured makes get used as impregnation studs for as many monsters as possible", then you'll get an MG population explosion, which would presumably be able to zerg rush the Order defences, destroy human civilization, and kill the goose that lays the golden egg. In which case, human women monsterized, no more new males, monstergirls get to gorge themselves silly on semen and husbandos for one generation, but in the next one you have forced daughter dicking, and in the NEXT one, once the silver fox studs die off, you have no dicks at all. Everyone dies. The end.

>> No.13384183

>>13384148
And me. Though I don't care if it's a moecore or a sadisticore.

>> No.13384189

>>13384171
That's some serious autism you have there m8.

>> No.13384190

>>13384171
not necessarily
males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely,
so you would have a mass extinction followed by a genetic bottleneck with only the monstergirls that are the most likely to birth males surviving and passing on their genes.

>> No.13384200

>>13384190
does genetics mean anything with monstergirls?I thought it was all magic

>> No.13384201

>>13384189
>Putting thought into discussion is autism
Yeah, what a fag for putting forth a minimally detailed hypothesis.

>> No.13384203

>>13384190
>males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely
Source

>> No.13384208

>>13384189
I don't see the autism in his post.
>>13384190
>males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely,
Nah. The only races with actual males are Elves and Dorfs, albeit very rare.

>> No.13384215

>>13384201
there are only two people in this world
dudebros
and
nerds

>> No.13384216

>>13384189
>thinking means you're autistic

Please, be quiet.

>> No.13384222

>>13384189
> That's some serious autism you have there m8.
where do you think you are.jpg

>>13384190
The premise was "what would happen if the Demon Lord fails to override the no male child thing". At the moment in MGE land, there's NO male births from monsters. Not "very rare", not 1%, just NONE.

You're right, if males were just very rare, everything would be fine. I mean, the population would probably get a bit inbred, but it'd still be workable. A town would be composed of lots of sexually frustrated MGs waiting their turn for dick day, and one very, very happy man.

>> No.13384223

>>13384190
>This headcanon again
SuperEgo plz

>> No.13384230

I don't know about an fancy-schmancy canon, but in one of my stories a Lamia has a son and I don't see a problem with it.

>> No.13384233

>>13384201
Dude, the lore answers to the no-sons issue straightforwardly and in about one sentence, yet for some reason he starts with missing it whatsoever and goes on making some unnecessary bullcrap.

>Yeah, what a fag for putting forth a minimally detailed hypothesis.
Meh, discussions here tend to be so shit, your post can only be read ironically.

>> No.13384234

>>13384230
Yeah, I see no problem with MGs giving birth to monster daughterus and human males.

>> No.13384237

>>13384230
Same here, I'm writing something where an MG has a son.

>> No.13384238

>>13384230
What story?

>> No.13384239

>>13384230
See>>13384223

>> No.13384243

>>13384238
Waters of Prosperity.
>>13384239
I don't even know who that is.

>> No.13384248

>>13384243
Aaaaaalp!
Spaghetti jap when? Big fat cat tats when?

>> No.13384254

>>13384248
I recall saying something about Monday. What's with you always screaming my name?

>> No.13384264

>>13384254
>always

What? This is the first time I did it.

>> No.13384267

>>13384264
Well someone does it a lot anyway.

>> No.13384272

>>13384243
I now remember that one thing we had going a while a back where a Centaur birthed a human kid.

>> No.13384273

How about a lonely nerd that gets turned into a Succubus that only wants a nice husband to go out to dinner with and cuddle the days away?

>> No.13384276

>>13384230
>>13384234
>>13384237

>Straight human
>Not even incubus

This is just retarded.

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13384277

Adun Toridas

>> No.13384283

>>13384154
Indeed, who would ever want a bunch of fluffy daughterus that rush to greet you when you get back from home

>> No.13384284

>>13384276
I never said anything about straight human anon.

>> No.13384293

>>13384284
So he's a fag?

>> No.13384296

>>13384276
They'd be about as human as Luka or King Tabasco Sauce.

>> No.13384299

>>13384283
Not to mention how they along with your waifu would cuddle pile the slightest hint of sadness away from you.

God, who would want that?

>> No.13384300

>>13384276
>muh canon

>> No.13384301

>>13384277
absolutelyhalal.jpg

>> No.13384306

>>13384277
Still makes me giggle.
There is only one god, and .less is his Prophet.

>> No.13384307

>>13384293
get out.

>> No.13384308

>>13384276
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.
>>13384277
saleel al sawarim

>> No.13384312

>>13384273
Probably not. The only thing involving a succuslut that I've ever enjoyed was that step-daughter story.

>>13384299
Please stop. This is suffering.

>evilg
I agree.

>> No.13384313

>>13384277
God I know I'm going to hate this little shit.

>> No.13384319

>>13384307
wat

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>>13384308

We haram now.

>> No.13384324

>>13384051
Forced coexistence.Transforming women without consent verboten, rape, abducting / alternate courting traditions verboten.
Threefold families, with a human and a monster wife. Human wives encouraged to birth at least two children, monsters discouraged for more than one. = stable, infinite self-reproduction

>> No.13384325

>>13384273
I got a better one for you.

What if *insert aggressive monstergirl* was really *insert introverted house mouse stereotype* but *insert endearing non-flaw like chubbyness* who loved to *insert neckbeard hobby*

I should make a roll chart for this and save everyone the trouble.

>> No.13384329

>>13384312
Don't forget how they'd play together all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4-o_yjdOag

>> No.13384330

>>13384299
Indeed, it's not like they'd ever tire themselves out from play and fall asleep around and on you.
The runt would never be the last one there and pass out on your lap

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>>13384324

>> No.13384337

>>13384276
I don't see the problem.

>> No.13384340

>>13384329
No stop

>> No.13384345

>>13384340
Also teaching your daughterus about stairs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEtxw5249Q

>> No.13384346

>>13384325

>Ushi-Oni
>NEET
>Little bit on the chubbier side since she stopped hunting for herself
>Loves to build GunPla, her most prized is the GunWurm RX-78-2: Cardboard Edition

>> No.13384347

>>13384329

"What the hell are you guys doing?! That's our new sofa! We bought it last week, don't-- Oh goddammit."

>> No.13384349

>>13384277
Now less needs to draw what's going on INSIDE the twin towers.
Both for my personal amusement, and to show that nobody got hurt, thus quelling the butthurt of the offended.

>> No.13384352

>>13384345
Dude, you're breaking him.

>> No.13384355

>>13383308
bully anubutts
by knocking over their lego pyramids

>> No.13384359

>>13384277
>That yaranaika O-face
I didn't notice that before.

>> No.13384362

>>13384347
>>13384352
He hasn't seen enough, like how they'd be great older sisters!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZhKZ4D-0M

>> No.13384365

>>13384349
>quelling the butthurt of the offended
Not really less' style.
And for once I agree with him.

>> No.13384368

>>13384346
11/10
Threadcanon is now that all Ushi's build Gunpla in their caves and have Char and Char Clone masks instead of seals.

>> No.13384370

>>13384362

>dog licks the baby's tongue

I don't think this is safe at all.

>> No.13384371

>>13384362
Okay now I'm losing it. I'm going to grab the nearest cat and cuddling it, and you can bet your ass none of my cats are into that.

>> No.13384373

>>13384370
Shut up it's fine, now have this thought of a Wolfu alarm clock

>>13384371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU5JmmZ3pb4

>> No.13384376

>>13384371
And I'm going to grab nothing because my dog is already gone.

>> No.13384377

>>13384371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmts3jhp8Gk

>> No.13384379

>>13384370
Gotta jump start that immune system somehow.

>> No.13384382

>>13384373
HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.13384383

>>13384349
It was the Order Twin Towers. No monsters inside. So everyone had no choice but to fuck each other.

>> No.13384395

>>13384376
Mine too. I'm still sad about it after three years. Was out of state when they put him to sleep. Feels real bad.

>>13384349
It's pretty quickly become that their bombings and the like are actually to produce orgies and such, so there is no reason to be butthurt over this anyway.

>> No.13384396

>>13384383
>No monsters inside.

At least not before the dark matter turns most of the women into succubutts.

>> No.13384397

>>13384382


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa0ogUfelAI

>> No.13384398

Does anyone have the bullying less pic?

>> No.13384401

>>13384299
>cuddle pile
I remember going to Guadalajara Mexico on holiday and noticing this homeless man near the hotel that would sleep with all the stray dogs piling on him like a blanket.

>> No.13384407
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>>13384383
>No monsters inside.
No tanukis, anyway. They all got a mysterious phone call that morning telling them to stay home.

>> No.13384408

>>13384395
>There is no reason to be butthurt over this anyway
Yes, exactly. And yet people are anyway.
So the whole thing is really my only solution to the problem.

>> No.13384423

>>13384383
Not even a few Apsara ready to dance the praises of Eros?

>> No.13384424
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>>13384398
This one?

>> No.13384426

>>13384407
>those thighs
I want to go on a car ride with to few seats so that she has to sit on my lap

>> No.13384429

>>13384424
Yes. Thank you very much.

>> No.13384435
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13384435

A half elf is fine too

>> No.13384440

>>13384435
Shit advisor would not trust
She saw my fucking back

>> No.13384442

>>13384426

>Cars with only a few seats

If you're going to be sexing the Tanuki, you got to go full ham.

>Nascar style racer, her grinding her hips into your groin cowgirl style
>You impregnate the Tanuki at 322 km/h
>TFW the sweltering smell of raunchy driving sex leaking out of the car when they open the windows

>> No.13384447 [DELETED] 
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>>13384435
The things I'd do to Eina's rear

>> No.13384452

>>13384435
>Have an elf nee-san
>Fall in love with someone else
I can't understand this MC.

>> No.13384454
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13384454

>>13384447
Wrong pic

>> No.13384455

>>13384452
Novelfag here
There'll be more

>> No.13384458
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13384458

>>13384454
Wrong pic again

>> No.13384459

>>13384454
Aaaaand I forgot to select file only
I think its time I slept

>> No.13384462

>>13384349

>Americans are still butthurt over the twin towers
Just when is it going to stop being "too soon"?

>> No.13384466

>>13384458
is that zun in the back?

>> No.13384471

>>13384466
>thin old man with a funny hat
Who else could it be?

>> No.13384472

>>13384462
Never, because their pain is unique and different, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.13384476

>>13384452
B-but incest is wrong anon! Even if your sister is impossibly hot, loves you, wants your dick, every single person around you says its fine, and in the end it turns out she's not really your sister!

>> No.13384480
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13384480

>>13384466
Yeah.

From left to right: Hiroyuki (the guy behind 2ch), ZUN, and Billy Herrington (gay porn star).

>> No.13384484

>>13384462
Who knows?
I'm American and Even I'm saying it's too LATE to be offended by now.

>>13384472
That's right, you better know.

>> No.13384485

>>13384480
Some interesting people Zun hangs with

>> No.13384487

>>13384462
When all of them have seen Escape From New York at least once afterwards and can't help but laugh at them still existing in postapocalyptic prison NYC.

>> No.13384490

>>13384480
Do you really have to point out who Billy is?

>> No.13384493

>>13384480
Aniki is love

>> No.13384496

>>13384480
>Herrington (gay porn star).
so zun is into dudes?

>> No.13384498

>>13384462
I have. It's good to live on the east coast where chances are you're the least affected amongst fellow American demographics. Can't feel bad for something you pretty much didn't hear much of. Still hate the fact that Bush decided to cut taxes in a middle of a war. Even mg bush would be bad.

>We will give money to the people so they can spend more on cakes
>But Madam Bushy tail, we can't afford to do that when we have an eastern front on brown sugar
>Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mom

>> No.13384504

>>13384496
Billy has a figma, man. Nips love him

>> No.13384505
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13384505

>>13384496
>he doesn't know who Billy Herrington is

>> No.13384512

>>13384490
see
>>13384496

>There are people in this thread right now that don't know about Billy

>> No.13384515

>>13384512
I don't know about Billy.

>> No.13384517

>>13384454

Goddamnit Anon now I can only imagine hotdogging her buttocks as she tries to do desk work, eventually prying open the oyster of her no-nonsense attitude and sliding into that tight and wet Elf fuckhole, only thrusting when she'll get maximum flustered and mess up her work.

Only to treat her to parfaits after work

>>13384476

You shut your mouth, infidel

>> No.13384518

>>13384515
Then you are living a sad life, anon

>> No.13384519

>>13384515
Dear god

>> No.13384522

>>13384498
>east coast
>Less affected than the midwest or south or southwest or west coast
>When New York is east coast
What?

>> No.13384525
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13384525

>>13384518
>>13384519
I'm sorry.

>> No.13384529

>>13384505
Kakuen is the best smug.

>> No.13384531

>>13384458
Who would Billy's MG waifu be? Oni?

>> No.13384532

>>13384515
Thisisthefutureyouchose.jpg

>> No.13384533

>>13384462
well it doesn't stop being in terrible taste after a certain amount of time passes.

>> No.13384537

>>13384529
She is.
Now we just need art of her sitting on top of a bo staff. Non-Sexually.

>> No.13384539

>>13384519
>>13384525
Keep in mind that there's a lot of material to cover beyond Youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-PUDjNycQ

>> No.13384542

>>13384525
You've missed out on so much.

>>13384531
I was gonna say "a male oni" but then I remembered Billy is bi.

>> No.13384551

>>13384537
While showing her butt right?

>> No.13384552

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Line 994

Dollarham not-lewds.

>> No.13384560

>>13384552
You just had to be productive on a weekend, didn't you?

>> No.13384569

>>13384551
Well if she's sitting the way I'd imagine her to be, like this:
http://i.imgur.com/gzU3kVm.jpg

It'd probably have to be from the back.

>> No.13384571

>>13384569
>It'd probably have to be from the back.

Sounds good to me.

>> No.13384572

>>13384560
Ida done it sooner after I posted the cheese and thunder update, but I ended up falling asleep. I haven't really been that productive lately.

>> No.13384576

>>13384569
Kilik was better

>> No.13384579

>>13382451
Around Degree 3.

>> No.13384581

>>13384572
Your updates are still longer than mine.

>> No.13384590

>>13384576
He was. No doubt.
He even upgraded to becoming the new Edge Master by the end of the series.

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>>13384539
Why is Japanese web culture so fucking amazing?

>> No.13384600

>>13384581
This probably won't make you feel any better, but I remember when I just started with Rusalka and I was doing like 5k word updates with a similar regularity. I look back on that now and it's just like "Yo. what happened, mang."

>> No.13384610

>>13384600
Well I look back at my first story and the 6000 word updates with the same feeling, and you know what?
Who cares? The important thing is that we're still at it.
Also it's cute that she knows how to sew.

>> No.13384614

>>13384552
>Ninja Slayer
Is that series good so far? I've wanted something to watch after GARO finished airing.

>> No.13384619

>>13384595
Fuckin' magic.

>> No.13384625

>>13384614
Have you seen inferno cop? It's like that. It's pretty funny but don't go expecting a propper anime or anything. they're just 12 or so minute long things like like 3 minutes of real animation all up. I don't really know, I never counted it out. Based EDs though.

>>13384610
>Who cares? The important thing is that we're still at it.
Yeah, that's true.

>> No.13384626

>>13384614
It's just Inferno Cop but longer and shitter

>> No.13384630

>>13384552
>More ghoul
Oh yes. I am pleased by this. Also, that fucking dullahan temptation, man. Too good. Keep it up.

>> No.13384640

What was the name of the mod that got us out of /a/?

>> No.13384644

>>13384630
Yeah, I really regret writing her in this. I think she deserves her own story.

>> No.13384649

>>13384644
Spin-off.

>> No.13384650

>>13384640
I don't think he had one aside from "Mod". Keep in mind that we weren't the only threads he tormented either.

>> No.13384652

>>13382996
>>13383010
>not a tonguejob from an Akaname-Karakasa hybrid that later became a Ghoul

>> No.13384654

>>13384644
Well, I like her so far. Maybe she could get a spinoff when Ghoul is over or something? Or during. I wouldn't mind having something else to read.

>> No.13384658

>>13384640
Check the leaked logs. He's the one bitching about monstergirls in there. I won't post it because last time I did, I got a one day ban.

>> No.13384661

>>13384650
Funny thing is that /a/ is arguably worse than it was when he went on his little crusade about posting standards.

>> No.13384662

>>13384552
>Aoife as she sits, though, is with her back to the door, facing a small tv screen, displaying a hentai AV, with a bunch of faceless monstergirls gangbanging a young human boy
Ooh baby.

>> No.13384666

>>13384661
;_;

>> No.13384676

>>13384649
>>13384654
I'd be interested in doing like an origin story of how she met the lich who owns the place, and how she learned to be so chill despite her head still being on, because I've never done anything like that before, but I'm also not really sure how well stories from the mg perspective are perceived. That and I have a lot of crap to finish as is.

>> No.13384687

>>13384676
Oh no you don't, the idea has been presented and you're writing it, end of story!
Also people seem to like it when I write stuff from the view point of someone like Pomus or Farai, so I don't see why you couldn't.

>> No.13384695

>>13384676
>>13384687
Just chuck it on the backburner for when you break writer's block on one or another writeup. Also Aoife is steadily catching up to Lily as a contender for best girl.

>> No.13384701

>>13384687
But that would imply I keep the same setting. I mean I dunno about you dudes as readers but this slow lazy slice of life stuff is begging boring to write. Needs more guns and explosions and stuff.

>>13384695
>No love for Clara
Any tips on making her a more interesting character?

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>>13381938
>>13381780
God I want to live with a pack of werewolves so much.

What would it be like to live with groups of different species of monster girls all by yourself?

>> No.13384704

>>13384701
beginning to get boring**

>> No.13384706

>>13384703
>Living with a herd of Holstaurs
Heaven.

>> No.13384708

>>13384701
>boring to write
Then make the spin-off be something different. It's not like you have to keep it in the same genre. Look at how MGR differs from MGS.

>> No.13384711

>>13384701
>no love for Clara
Actually I like Clara, but she doesn't have the same diabetes-inducing cuteness as Lily or the same level of smug as Aoife. She just doesn't strike me as particularly interesting or well-devleoped for someone taking up a main character slot.

Perhaps more development of her and her relationship with MC? There's that Manticore addiction thing that you hinted at earlier in the story.

Then again, this is slice-of-life so feel free to ignore this.

>> No.13384717

>>13384703
>living with a group of Kitsune's

I don't think my poor body could handle it.

>> No.13384722

>>13384658
On it.

>(13:29:31) ‹███████› one of the things that tick me off about the current state of things is that people believe monstergirls are purely for fetish sexualization, and/or are semen devouring rape machines

Hah.

>> No.13384723

>>13384703
>A murder of Crow Tengus
Would be nice until mating season.

>> No.13384726

>>13384711
>Perhaps more development of her and her relationship with MC?
Yeah I'm hoping to use her reclusiveness to develop both her as a character and their relationship. i mean fingers crossed she doesn't just end up being boring in general.

>>13384708
>It's not like you have to keep it in the same genre.
Good point. Maybe I'll make it revolve more around her duties as a guard. There's more action to be had there after all.

>> No.13384732

>>13384726
>Good point
Of course it is, your senpai is always right! Now get to work. Or better yet, don't. Just relax.

>> No.13384738

>Anon's father is a minister
>Anon is married to a Succubus
>Anon's father is convinced this demon is using his son, and is determined to find proof
>Only problem is that she's the most vanilla of vanillas
>Whacky hijinks ensue as he misconstrues completely normal and innocent things as evil
>He catches her giggling about adding her "secret ingredient" to some cupcakes she was making and storms in to confront her
>It turns out she's just adding sprinkles to the batter

>> No.13384741

>>13384687
>Also people seem to like it when I write stuff from the view point of someone like Pomus or Farai, so I don't see why you couldn't.

I don't either.
Just throwing it out there.
Stuff from the chick's perspective gives me a weird sense of disorientation.
I mean, I keep reading 'cos they're good stories, but the PoV hinders rather than helps.

> opinions

>> No.13384744

>>13384738
>sprinkles to the batter
What a fucking monster

>> No.13384746

>>13384738
If I wanted to see a shitty sitcom I'd watch Full House.

>> No.13384747

>>13384741
>hinders rather than helps
If you were to remove those bits, what would you replace them with?

>> No.13384751

>>13384741
Just to clarify, which person are you talking about? First second or third? Or all?

>> No.13384759

>>13384751
This person right here
*Unzips Dick*

>> No.13384763

>>13384747
Well one particularly egregious example of those bits was a hundred-line update devoted to Pomus wedging a stick up her anus, so I would replace it with... just not writing that bit at all.

>>13384751
Eh?
The point I am trying to make is that "I do not much care for the female point-of-view". Just in general.

>> No.13384769

>>13384763
>just not writing that bit at all
Alright, lemme just go delete that and a few other things while I'm at it.
>I do not much care for the female point-of-view
On second thought I'll just ignore that.

>> No.13384773

>>13384763
Yeah but surely it's less intrusive if it's "His cock entery my pussy" Rather than "His cock enters your pussy." Either way, I agree, and ran into the same issue early on in Rusalka.

>> No.13384777

>>13384773
The best solution is usually to omniscient 3rd person the fuck out of it.

>> No.13384788

>>13384777
Yeah I'm starting to think that too. Then the problem becomes how to make the transition less heavy handed. Beause right now I just be cheap and use the * * * * thingy.

>> No.13384791

>>13384763
> "I do not much care for the female point-of-view".
Yeah, I feel the same. I have nothing against playing as females in games and stuff, or reading about them as MCs, but things directly from their perspective during sexual stuff aren't my thing. I like what PRW did during the hellhound story for that exact reason.

>>13384701
I actually like Clara, but then again I would probably like her even if she ended up as bland as a box of shitty oatmeal because of my bias for undead characters.

>> No.13384792

>>13384788
>cheap
What's cheap about it?

>> No.13384798

>>13384792
I just feel I could be a bit more tactful than basically screaming
OKAY I'M CHANGING PERSPECTIVE NOW

>> No.13384799
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13384799

>You will never heal a CC Arachne who plays the piano to forget her lonliness
>You will never see the scratched ivory keys from her claws, which she laments her own birth race
>She will never tell you how the only person who showed her any compassion was her father, building her "friends" in the form of marionettes
>She will never admit to having a sort of complex over him, since he always reminded her of Drosselmeyer from The Nutcracker, always able to make her smile with his creations
>You will never dance with her under the moonlit sky in her more humanized form
>She will never tenderly, and motherly fuck you
>While calling you "Daddy" as a sort of replacement for the father she lost
>When asked about her mother she jokingly says "My sisters and I ate her"
>A sad smile on her face

>> No.13384800

>>13384788
*** centered and double spaced is standard for switching character pov within a chapter. I remember stuff like the BoK trilogy did that because it followed several characters concurrently and didn't always switch at chapter boundaries.

>> No.13384801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0budZtUEXQ

>> No.13384802

>>13384798
Well I don't. And I use it for the passage of time, too.

>> No.13384805

Is it just me or have these threads been becoming stale lately? It's almost like I'm seeing the same discussion topics and posts every thread.

>> No.13384806

>>13384805
That's right anon. You're in Hell, and we are your punishment.

>> No.13384807

>>13384799
>Daddy
I've lost boners because of that.

>> No.13384809

>>13384805
It's just one guy anon

>> No.13384810
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>>13384799

No thank you. Having her see me as her father in a twisted way is too weird for my boner.

>> No.13384811

>>13384805
It's just you. These threads have always operated in circles. You're just getting enough experience to start to see them.

>> No.13384812
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>>13384805
Such is the fate of 24/7 threads, aka "generals".

They either becoming a Groundhog Day kinda thing or a breeding ground for shitposting.

>>13384806
Also an acceptable answer.

>> No.13384817

>>13384800
>>13384802
I'm probably just overthinking it then.

>> No.13384822

>>13384817
You still have to transition them right.

***

Basically indicates a subchapter break.

>> No.13384823

>>13384805
Been that way since /a/.

>> No.13384824

>>13384810
Beware of maneaters.

>> No.13384825

>>13384799
>her more humanized form
You mean she can transform into a human how she pleases? What is that supposed to mean.

>She will never tenderly, and motherly fuck you
>>While calling you "Daddy"
See? that doesn't make sense either. Is she pretending to be my mother while at the same time pretending I'm her father? This bitch's fucked up.

>> No.13384826

>>13384825

Think Yamame.

Hides the spider legs under a big poofy dress

>> No.13384827
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13384827

>>13384769
> my efforts to provide useful commentary results in Alp deleting his pastebin again
The fact that I knew this day would inevitably come doesn't make me any less frustrated.
Well, OK, it makes me a little less frustrated. Still pretty frustrated, though

>>13384773
I'm not so much complaining about the use of first-second-third person perspective... it's more like I prefer the narration to detail the guy's feelings than the girl's. Regardless of whether it's delivered in a first, second, or third person sort of way.

I know it seems kinda petty and illogical, but if writefags are interested in what readers like, then there it is. I can't speak for anyone other than myself, and the strength of the story is always more important than the perspective of the narrator, but all other things being equal I personally prefer reading from the male perspective.

>> No.13384830

>>13383984
Is that a dress or naked apron?

>> No.13384831
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>>13384807
Fucking exterminate daddy dom culture.

>> No.13384832

>>13384827
Don't be silly anon, I'm not deleting anything.
>>13384830
Naked apron. She was making ghost cakes.

>> No.13384835

>>13384831
What the fuck am I reading.

>> No.13384837
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13384837

>>13384827

>Posting a Kazra from Diablo

Is it that time again?

>> No.13384842

>>13384837
>Posting a Kazra from Diablo
I thought it was Mexican Goat Girl from that Chupa-chan story that never got finished. Sadness covers me like a blanket

>> No.13384845

>>13384822
I had no idea that there was an etiquette to this sort of thing. The *** break seems pretty unobtrusive. I might use that to signify the shift to 3rd person omniscient,

>>13384827
No, it makes perfect sense, I'm sure there are more guys here than girls, and I'm a guy myself so when I write I naturally describe the feeling of the pussy around the dick rather than the feeling of the dick entering the pussy, so I completely get where you're coming from. I think the best course of action as another anon said is just to 3rd person it.

>> No.13384847
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>>13384842

She's a Kazra Goatman from Diablo III as done by butter-t

Which reminds me

Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when

>> No.13384858

>>13384847
When she says "meat" she's talking about blowjobs right?

>> No.13384874

>>13384858
Absolutely. The giant cleaver ready to be brought down on your head is just for show.

>> No.13384879

>>13384552
Casually lewd dollarham is casual and lewd.

>your tongue slips out, and laps up the rapidly cooling girl-cum.
Oh shit, what the fuck are you doing Gryam? Better wash that mouth out with acetone before the next time the girl with the turbocharged sense of taste kisses you.

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>>13384847
>Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when
Not enough mamono mana.

>> No.13384898

>>13384879
My thoughts exactly. I'm looking forward to her reaction to it. Probably going to be pretty amusing. I can't say I blame him though. He did really well not doing anything with her, but not licking up that single drop would take a lot more willpower.

>> No.13384902

>>13384847
>Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when

This. Bollocks, please!

>> No.13384909

>>13384898
Yeah, that's what I though too. I mean, having a cute Ghoul he's mutually enamored with helps, but damn, it must take quite some mental fortitude not to jump at Lily or Aoife.

>> No.13384913

>>13381844
Would that actually give your dick rug burn?

>> No.13384923

>>13384909
School Days really ruined thinking with your dick for me, so my characters aren't really dickbrained unless I'm purposefully writing them to be.

>> No.13384926

>>13384847
>After fighting through hordes of horrific monsters, paladin finally reaches Diablo-chan's liar
>Shocked to find Diablo is a woman
>And she's as sexy as she is evil
>Taunts paladin before he leaps at her in a rage
>Intense battle ensues
>Neither seems to hold an advantage
>Diablo-chan continues to taunt the paladin with her body
>He doesn't know how, but the their encounter shifts from fighting to brutal sex
>Their screams can be heard throughout pandemonium
I want it.

>> No.13384928

>>13384923
School Days only applies when yandere are involved.

>> No.13384929

>>13384893
Not enough for what?

>> No.13384933

>>13384928
Yeah, that's true I guess. But I mean the dudes life was ruined even before he left for that pleasure cruise out in the ocean.

>> No.13384939

>>13384923
I can appreciate that. While it really hurts to not give someone so deserving, and probably desiring, the dick, I don't think it would be the same story if he wasn't dedicated. Still. Man.

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>>13384929
GLOWING, DEMON-PUSSY

>> No.13384943

>>13384942
It'd actually be hotter if it hurt

>> No.13384950

>>13384942
NO

DOG EDIT NOW

>> No.13384952

>>13384943
If it were any hotter, your dick would melt.

>> No.13384958

>>13384701
>No love for Clara
Stop right there! I love Clara plenty. You probably feel she's getting boring, since she's passive. Dragging her out of the house will give some opportunities both to liven up her antics with throwing her into unfamiliar situations, in some of which she will probably have to rely on Gryam and/or allow you to bring in additional character to liven up and complicate interactions.

>> No.13384960

>>13384950
FrankerZ please. I see enough of you already.

>> No.13384961

>>13384952
I like painful sex
I fapped to thorn pussy

>> No.13384968

>>13384939
>Still. Man.
I know, man. I know. That's why I said >>13384644

I dunno. Maybe in the future. But not the near future, I've neglected greyguard a lot. Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay.

>>13384958
>You probably feel she's getting boring, since she's passive
Yeah I think this would be a big part of it. She just sits at home and shitposts online all day, watching moving mist continent cartoons.

>> No.13384971 [DELETED] 

>>13384961
Turn a Rape-aXe inside out and use it as an onahole.

>> No.13384976

>>13384968
>shitposts

Gryam needs to fuck that habit out of her. Stat.

>> No.13384982

>>13384926
>'Foolish mortal Mmmmmm~'
>'You think you caaaaAAAAaaahn best me so easily?'
>'Your efforts are futile. Hnnnnng~'
>'Your so... Sou...So... Oh, FUCK YES!'
>'*Huff, huff, huff*... Mmmmmmmm.'
>'Maybe I'll let you go this once.'
>'But i'll be back to claim your soul again. And you'd better have your 'sword' ready.~<3'

>> No.13384984

>>13384976
She has mystic Australian blood. I mean, not really, but you know. I've been looking to incorporate the /hbg/ idea into it because I think its a pretty funny concept, and if I go into detail, it'll come clear whenever she's on the laptop she's just chilling in image boards.

>> No.13384996

>>13384982
Please stop and never do that again.

>> No.13384999

>>13384971
Pls no
I just like fantasy scenarios where the girl's pussy hurts like fuck, but gives you just enough pleasurable sensations to keep you hard and make you eventually cum, as unrealistic as they may be
Maybe magical flames that feel like the real thing but don't inflict actual damage would work better for that...

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>>13384658
Can't believe I'm checking a 140 MB text file.

I'm also surprised at the number of staff members that like monster girls.

>> No.13385014

>>13384968
Well, regardless of what happens, you'll probably do her some sort of justice. It is a shame though, which is why I suggested a spinoff earlier, but her just having a decent place in the main story is cool too.

>Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay.
Yeah, I haven't touched it yet. The Rusalka ones and Blood Cheese and Thunder are the only stories I haven't read yet from you.

>She just sits at home and shitposts online all day, watching moving mist continent cartoons.
See, I like that. Not really the shitposting part, but that she is the type to do that. It adds some to her.

>> No.13385016

>>13384999
Oh, that's somewhat understandable. Sorry for any uncomfortable mental images my suggestion may have induced.

>> No.13385020

>>13384722
This sounds exactly like that one Tumblr artist who made the Monster Girl comic complaining about how "Monster Girls are just anime porn when they could be used to explain how society attacks and marginalizes womyn like me"

>> No.13385029

>>13384999
>lots of pain but no actual damage
Aren't thunderbirds basically exactly that? They're all about electric shocks.

>> No.13385032

>>13384968
>Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay.

Have to admit, I'm still working myself up for reading that one. The length and potential contents are somewhat daunting.

>> No.13385035

>>13385029
e-stim definitely seems like a fun time.

>> No.13385038

>>13385029
Well, no, Thunderbird shocks don't hurt. Unless you want them to.

>> No.13385040

>>13385035
What's the appeal behind it? Just curious. To me it just looks like straight up torture.

>> No.13385043

>>13385040
Masochism is weird like that. Even I like really weak electric shocks.

>> No.13385044

>>13385040
It could be used that way but it can also be used at lower settings for some pleasurable tingling as far as I know. I haven't actually tried it because money; I'm just basing this on what I've seen/read.

>> No.13385045

>>13385029
Thunderbirds need more love.
>Thunderbird addicted to her own shocks
>walk in on her masturbating furiously, zapping her own "lightning rod" nipples with one hand
>other hand sending high voltage thrusts deep into her love canal

>> No.13385049

>>13385045
>There's so much static in the air that just passing her room makes your hair stand up

>> No.13385050
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>>13384950

>> No.13385054
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>>13385020
Found it

I hope you guys remember to love your waifu and tell her how pretty she is so she's like pic related

>> No.13385057

Would you guys accept a monster boy if he was Skeleton Man? Just as a centaur is part man, part horse, Skeleton Man is part man, part skeleton?

>> No.13385058

>>13385043
>>13385044
But what kind of shocks would a Thunderbird use on you? The pleasurable kind or the incredibly painful kind?

>> No.13385060

>>13384913
If it was rough, probably. Yeti fur is one of the softest things you could imagine, next to Weresheep wool

>> No.13385061

>>13385058
I'm going to assume the pleasurable kind, because I'm not an enemy.

>> No.13385062

>>13385032
There's gore and there's sex but I haven't really mixed the two since the main heroine left and that was like over half the story ago. It'll come back into play some time in the distant future with some more wholesome family fun in caves, but asides from that I think the furthest I'll come to mixing the two is just some light feeding with vamps and shit. Asides from that it's fairly standard fantasy.

>>13385014
>See, I like that. Not really the shitposting part, but that she is the type to do that. It adds some to her.
I tried to put some cozy laid back characters in this cozy laid back story so I'm glad that it adds rather than being detrimental.

>> No.13385064

>>13385054
2tumblr4me.

>> No.13385066

>>13385060
Wool is actually fairly coarse
And if her fur is that soft, wouldn't it just kinda feel like... nothing?

>> No.13385067

>>13385054
This triggers me.

>> No.13385068

>>13385054
>This comic.
I guess I should start calling all ugly girls monsters?

In an affectionate way, of course. If I sound harsh they might curl up and start crying.

>> No.13385069

>>13385054
That's not even cosplay man.

>> No.13385070

>>13385050
Has there been any interesting new characters in Saltybet lately?

>> No.13385072

>>13385058
That all depends on personal preference anon.

>> No.13385073

>>13385049
>So much static built up the every movement shocks you
Imagine masturbating in a field like that. Thunderbirds have great applications.

>> No.13385076

>>13385062
How do you even mix those two things?

>> No.13385078

>>13385054
Sounds like some faggy otherkin shit. Kill it please.

>> No.13385079

>>13385073
>trying to masturbate
>every movement causes you pain from static shocks
That sounds terrible.

>> No.13385085

>>13385076
Rusalka mang. Why eat and then fuck when you can eat and fuck at the same time.

>> No.13385086

>>13385066
It would feel warm and cuddly, but not burning rough

Weresheep wool cuddles might be a little rougher, but the drowsiness and comfy levels would counter it

>> No.13385087

>>13385054
This is so fucking retarded.

>119,225 notes
God damn.

>>13385057
Monster boys are fine by me.

>>13385078
FUN FACT: The reason otherkin are called "otherkin" is because originally there were online communities, way back in the 90s, of people who identified as elves. When people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them "otherkin" because they weren’t elves.

Elves always have a superiority complex no matter the universe.

>> No.13385090

>>13385062
Alright, I'll give it a read soon™.

>> No.13385091

>>13385087
So what you're saying is that everything is the fault of the elves?

>> No.13385092

>>13385091
I'm angry. Angry about Elves!

>> No.13385097

>>13385054
>cuteosphere

Not this cunt again.

>> No.13385099

>>13385087
man fuck the elves fucking bastards amirite

>> No.13385101

>>13385085
I don't think I would be able to maintain a boner through that.

>> No.13385102

>>13385091
Think of a single setting where elves aren't supposedly superior to everyone else, yet always fuck up everything for everyone somehow.

>> No.13385105

>>13385062
>There's gore and there's sex
>gore
Ah. I see I've made the right choice then. I don't doubt that it's probably a pretty decent story, but I avoid that shit like the plague when I can. A big part of why I rarely read ongoing stories. I've been caught off guard a few times though.

>>13385087
>Elves
I should have known.

>> No.13385106

>>13385057
>Would you guys accept a monster boy
No

>> No.13385107

Elves are the nazis of fantasy settings.

>> No.13385109

>>13385102
Elven Bride.

>> No.13385110

>>13385057
no

>> No.13385118

>>13385086
But, on your dick, it wouldn't give any kind of resistance or friction at all. That just sounds kind of lame.

>> No.13385122

>>13385107
But people liked the nazis. Elves would be the stinky hippies

>> No.13385124

>>13385101
the power of love (and awesome rusalka pussy)

>> No.13385127

>>13385057
Only if he didn't try to bone my wife.
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle.

>> No.13385128

>>13385122
Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany.

>> No.13385131

>>13385085
I think I'll have to check the story out now.

>> No.13385133

>>13385128
Ha

>> No.13385134

>>13385109
Don't elves have pussies that are literally too tight to be fucked? That seems like a mayor fuck of from the part of elves to me.

>> No.13385135

>>13385128
>Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany.
Thanks I needed a good laugh.

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>>13385128
>Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany.

>> No.13385137

>>13385085
freakazoid-talks-about-marriage.webm

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>>13385107
Nazi elves you say?

>> No.13385140

>>13385128
There's neonazis and stormfront. They like the nazis.

>> No.13385143

>>13385138
Why is one tit way bigger than the other?

>> No.13385145

>>13385134
The Elves in that did have pussies too small for humans, yes, but they also weren't ever meant to be superior to anyone. People discriminated against them and little kids threw stuff at them.

>> No.13385148

>>13385133
>>13385135
>>13385136
Oh boy, time for the memes.

>> No.13385150
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>>13385138
Blessed Shindoul.

>> No.13385151

>>13385148
You don't even get a trophy for trying.

>> No.13385152

>>13385148
THE MEMES JACK

>> No.13385156
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>you will never be the Herrenvolk shota

>> No.13385157

>>13385151
What?

>>13385152
They never end.

>> No.13385158

>>13385150
>licking a brown elf's hairy armpit
This guy is the worst kind of deviant.

>> No.13385159 [DELETED] 

>>13385148
Do I need to remind you of why WW1 started and the pretty fucked up treatment the Germans got?

Or are you gonna ban everyone because of their opinions again?

>> No.13385160

>>13385118
I'm not saying there wouldn't be resistance, but it won't be rug burn or uncomfortable

If her fluff tunnel does give you burn, I'm sure she could hug the pain away

>> No.13385163

>>13385057
100% Skeleton or nothing.

>> No.13385166

>>13385157
People get trophies for trying these days because its illegal to make somebody feel bad. You didn't even try so you don't even get a trophy for trying.

>> No.13385167

>>13385057
Only if he doot doot

>> No.13385168

>>13385160
What is this "fluff tunnel" even supposed to be?

>> No.13385170
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>>13385158
>worst
What an odd way to spell 'best'.

>> No.13385172

>>13385143
Elf magic. Or because one of her shoulders is slacking, relaxing the muscles on that half of her torso and letting the breast spread out more.

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>>13385166
I don't think I'm up to date with memes, so mind explaining what you're talking about?

>> No.13385174

>>13385170
bitch stop wasting that wine. That's perfectly good wine and she's just pouring it all out. Elves are retarded.

>> No.13385175

>>13385168
Right under her tum-tum
>>13381726

>> No.13385176

There's a skeleton in your room right now
and it's closer to you than you might think

>> No.13385179

>>13385175
But that wouldn't give you rug burn, there's no fluff inside that tunnel

>> No.13385181

>>13385176
2spook anon plz no

>> No.13385183

>>13385174
As a matter of fact she is pouring it into the cup it is meant to be drunk from.

>> No.13385184

>>13385176
Is it in the floor?

>> No.13385187

>>13385057
PROTECTING THE STREET
TAKING ON CRIME
SAVING THE WORLD
ONE DAY AT A TIME

>> No.13385189

>>13385176
Joke's on you, I'm a living bag of flesh with no bones. (I checked.)

>> No.13385190
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>>13385176

>> No.13385192

>>13385176
Rattle?

>> No.13385193

>>13385183
There's no cup anon, it's just going to soak in to that couch. Gonna leave a fat stain too. What a fucking shame.

>> No.13385195

>>13385090
I mean it's cool if it's not for you, obviously, but all the same I hope you enjoy it.

>>13385105
>I see I've made the right choice then
Yeah, of course. I mean I think it's a shame cause there's more to it than just blood and guts everywhere, but that is certainly a pretty pervasive part of it. And I get how it can put people completely off.

>>13385131
Hope it's not too cringe-y at the start

>> No.13385197

>>13385184
it's inside you

>> No.13385199

>>13385179
That's what I've been saying, it's not going to rug burn hopefully

>> No.13385203

>>13385176
Not this shit again.

>> No.13385208

>>13385124
well that and I think he started to enjoy it after some while but I might be wrong there

>> No.13385210

>>13385203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>> No.13385211

>>13385148
Are you the same guy who were sperging about "mysoggyknees" and feminism yesterday?

>> No.13385212

>>13385203
Yeah, I'm tired of these tumblr memes leaking all over the place.

>> No.13385213

>>13385199
Well what I was talking about is whether the act going on in the picture you posted would inflict rug burn

>> No.13385215

>>13385211
please don't even bring that up

>> No.13385216

>>13384644
First the zombie Kikimora and now the Dollarham. I warned you about spin-offs. I told you dog!
Soon you'll be like YBA, planning multiple alternate endings for an alternate story route.

>> No.13385217

>>13385211
No, stop shitposting.

>> No.13385218

>>13385211
It's all the same guy Anon. >>13382261

>> No.13385220

>>13385212
Is it tumblr?

>> No.13385221

>>13385195
>Hope it's not too cringe-y at the start
oh come on, how bad could it possibly be

>> No.13385231

>>13385220
The whole skeleton thing started there. I know because I was there when it all happened.

>>13385221
>how bad could it possibly be
NOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_HUdf89hI8

>> No.13385234

>>13385212
>tumblr meme
I don't think it is.

>> No.13385237

>>13385029
Their shocks are pure pleasure from what I remember

>> No.13385240

>>13385237
I'd assume they still feel like shocks, just in a pleasurable way.

>> No.13385241

>>13385234
I think he means to say "meme I don't like".

Why can't people say they hate things any more?

>> No.13385242

>>13385158

>Not wanting to lick your Dark Elf's armpits, feeling the salty tang of her sweat on your tongue
>Not wanting to remind her that you're going to fuck her like the filthy animal that she is every day until she's pregnant with your child
>Not wanting to lay her down with her wrists cuffed to her ankles, ass to air and spread apart with the poles
>Not wanting to lick your Dark Elf's cunt until your jaw is sore and she's dripping with sweet nectar, wiggling her ears and begging you to fuck her senseless
>Not teasing her with stroking the head of your cock against her pussy's lips, not penetrating until she's absolutely mad with lust, clenching her buttocks every time you so much as make contact with her
>Not cumflating her with seed and then stopping the leakage with a dildo, ensuring fertilization
>Not training your Dark Elf to be the perfect cum dump for you, even going so far as to do other lewd things like shibari exhibitionist play in MGC designated "sex parks"
>Fucking her reverse cowgirl and having younger MGs poking fun at her slovenly pussy getting destroyed by your cock, a downy carpet of teal/grey pubic hair right above her slit

You clearly don't know how to treat Dark Elves.

>> No.13385245

>>13385138
What VN is she from?

>> No.13385250

>>13385221
There's like 9 months of progress from there to now of quasi-consistent writing. I mean I certainly hope I've improved. If not, I guess it's the same then so nevermind.

>> No.13385254

>>13385203

Rattle rattle rattle!

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>>13385242
I just want a Dark Elf to make watch chick flicks while she plays with my ears.

>> No.13385257

>>13385254
Clickity clack get into my sack!

>> No.13385260

>>13385179
I would hope. A Yeti with an actual fluff tunnel might be a little horrifying. I could definitely see them being a little hairy though.

>>13385216
>planning multiple alternate endings for an alternate story route.
That sounds interesting. Dream sequences, however cliche, are also interesting for getting content about other characters.

>>13385195
Well, I mean, it isn't usually the gore that cuts me off it 100%, its that so often gore mixes with sadness or something that throws me. Things are sad enough, as is, why would I ever want to see other people suffering as well? If the gore is really, really bad I might not like it though, but it depends.

>> No.13385261
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USHI-ONI ARE NOT MINDLESS MONSTERS

DO NOT BE SCARED OF USHI-ONIS

THEY MAKE GOOD WIVES
THEY MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS
SEX IS THE BEST WITH AN USHI-ONI
NO MONSTER WILL EVER LOVE YOU MORE THAN AN AN USHI-ONI
NO
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
STOP
P-Please...

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>>13385255

Elves exist only for breeding, Anon

>> No.13385265

>>13385261
Alright. Why are you screaming, though?

>> No.13385267

>>13385261
Spider, please dance me the dance of your people!

>> No.13385269

>>13385208
how do you enjoy being eaten alive?

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>>13385241
Oh shut the fuck up now. That shit did start on tumblr, with the skull trumpet gif being spammed nonstop there. Then it evolved into this "thanks mr skeltal" idiocy, and now it is what you see.

>> No.13385271

>>13385265
Because they were trying to grab his prize.

They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

>> No.13385273

>>13385264
This has to be one of the things I hate the most. Thanks japs.

>> No.13385274

>>13385271
Char?

>> No.13385276

>>13385261
That fox should be teaching her to make proper food instead of crap like Sashimi.

>> No.13385277

>>13385260
>Things are sad enough, as is, why would I ever want to see other people suffering as well?
Oooh. Right. Well, yeah this isn't a happy story.

>>13385269
Conditioning? Imagine if the only pain you'd ever felt was from the person you loved. You'd come to equate it with love, right?

>> No.13385278

>>13385261
Never, Ushi a shit that should never be trusted.

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>>13385267

Ushi-Oni dancing like .gif relate when?

>> No.13385287

>>13385261
But I'm not scared of Ushi. Their little ones are adorable, and I would love an Ushi neighbor. Sex being the best with them is a lie though.

>> No.13385288

>>13385274
Get in the boat, I'll call it in.

>> No.13385290

>>13384031
Any MG that isn't in any form related to warfare. I'd expect Salamanders, Lizards etc to simply pack their weaponry and join their husbands if it comes to it.

Any other MG would be agains't it. I expect Kikimora's to sabotage any attempts of their Master to head out to war. He has to fuck the maid and get rich, not risk his life in war.

>> No.13385291
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>>13385267
LET ME SHOW YOU MY WAYS, HUMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

>> No.13385296

>>13385269
the power of love
intimacy
it happening during sex so there's pleasure balancing it out
just getting used to it after a while
he only enjoys it when his rusalka waifu does it, as you'll find out

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>>13385261

Ushi are loev

>> No.13385300
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Please, impregnation is the purest of vanilla extract fetishes.

>> No.13385302

>>13385291
That was trippy.

>> No.13385307

>>13385240
I always imagined instead of "oh God, all my muscles are uncontrollably contracting like I had a dozen horrible cramps set on at the same time" they'd be like sudden waves of tingling/prickling sensations of varying intensity.

>> No.13385309

>>13385270
I thought it was part of "Mr Bone's wild ride"?

Ah who cares.

>> No.13385313

>>13385309
You're right and he's wrong, but don't let that get you down.

>> No.13385314

>>13385245
https://vndb.org/v6688

>> No.13385324

>>13385309
Nope, that happened months later after the tumblr thing, but eventually was assimilated.

>Ah who cares.
Fair enough.

>>13385313
Nah.

>> No.13385325

>>13385264
Sauce?

>> No.13385326

>>13385307
Having a Thunderbird daughteru must be horrifying. It's bad enough dealing with your wife who can control her electricity, but what about one that can't
Your neighbourhood would probably get bitter about how your daughteru causes discharges and blackouts when you try to burp her after feeding

>> No.13385335

Every time I hear some variation of the phrase "Rape through the floor" I get reminded of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

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>>13385242
Dark Elves would make excellent big sisters/babysitters.

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>>13385261
I want to go for drinks with a lonely Ushi.

>> No.13385344

>>13385277
If I was with a Rusalka I'd probably get addicted to munchy-sex, the combined sensations of pleasure and pain would be so intense that most other sex would just be kind of boring after that

>> No.13385346

>>13385335
What?

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>>13385300
fetish? it was the whole point of sex to begin with

>> No.13385352

>>13385337
Don't trust monsters around your children.

>> No.13385360

>>13385314
Thanks, mate.

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>>13385348
Alice is my waifu.

>> No.13385365

>>13385337

I want to put a collar around that Dark Elf and breed her like the filthy sow she is.

Or do it while she's asleep

>> No.13385368

>>13385344
I mean, it's not all roses, at least I don't intend for it to be. He'll have a complex about caves and being tied up for the rest of his life.

>> No.13385369

>>13385348

>That dialogue
>the_lewdest_Succubutt.jpg

>> No.13385371

>>13385352
Whatever you say.

>> No.13385376

>>13385365
I want her to put a collar on me.

>> No.13385381

>>13385365
>>13385337
>You will never put a collar around the neck of your old christmas cake dark elf baby sitter and make her into your breeding sow.
Fuck my life.

>> No.13385383

>>13385054
http://cuteosphere.tumblr.com/

Uggggghhhhhh I fucking hate these pretentious "kawaii gore ^___^" blogs.

HATE

>> No.13385384

>>13385368
Yeah, I know, I've read some of the story, awful stuff happens. But those complexes would be more the fault of certain other bitchy Rusalkas, no?

>> No.13385385

>>13385261
>SEX IS THE BEST WITH AN USHI-ONI
Spidercow please. You don't have to lie, I already like Ushis enough.

>> No.13385388

>>13385383
>pony furry sjw trash

Wow I'm not surprised at all!

>> No.13385390

>You'll never be the son of an echidna
>You'll never have the craziest assortment of sisters ever
>Dragon
>Kitsune
>Arachne
>Hobgoblin
>Mantis
>Slime
>Human

>> No.13385398

>>13385267
>The most popular dance among spider girls is one colloquially named "The 8-Foot Bunch"

>> No.13385399

>>13385384
Yeah, there's that element there too.

>> No.13385400

>>13385390
>Mantis
>Arachne
>Slime

Burn them in their sleep.

>> No.13385406

>>13385400
All of those would be lovely sisters.

>> No.13385407

>>13385390
The amount of imouto and onee-san dicking in that household would be off the charts.

>> No.13385412

>>13385400
Are you going to start shitting your diaper at the mention of Slimes AND Arachne now?

If so, you're schtick is getting old.

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>>13385261
someone should make an ushi oni edit of this

>> No.13385414

>>13385376
>>13385381

>You will never wake up with your wrists tied to headboard of your bed in the complete nude
>You will never feel the leather collar around your neck and wince, feeling pleasure in your loins
>It's your longtime Dark Elf CC oneesan babysitter
>She smiles, sucking one of your balls into her mouth, rolling her tongue around before letting it out with a wet pop
>She will never lick your cock from base to tip, her amethyst eyes never leaving you
>No sooner than you come close to coming, she applies gentle pressure and stops the flow, gracefully positioning herself right above your eager cock
>You'll never ask her what the meaning of all this is, her eyes glowing with a feral avarice
>She'll never smile and go
"Don't be afraid, boya. We're going to make a child together. Like you always wanted. Now go ahead and spray all that filthy virgin seed into me. It's okay, your parents already approved the marriage. Now make me yours."

>> No.13385416

>>13385390
>Be an echidna's adoptive son
>Your older sisters are a Hellhound, an Oni, an Ushi-Oni and a Dragon
>Well, at least nobody dares to bully you

>> No.13385419

>>13385406
No they wouldn't.

Bugs are disgusting and Slimes are just plain dangerous, really you're doing the world a favor.

>> No.13385420

>>13385407
>One room of the house is just entirely a bed because all of the sisters insist on sleeping with you and a king was too small

>> No.13385425

>>13385390
>The eldest dragon daughteru bullies the youngest human daughteru because of how small, frail, and not-monstery she is
>The others always comfort her and tell the Dragon girl to stop

>> No.13385426

>>13385390
>Human
Brocon Paladin Onee-san in a rivalry with the other Onee-sans.

>> No.13385428

>>13385416
>People seem to never want to approach you
>Those that try always lose nerve and run away
>You also always feel like someone is behind you when it happens but when you turn around no one is there.

>> No.13385430

>>13385406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

>> No.13385435

>>13385390
>You will never help and echidna guard the Master emerald

>> No.13385436

>>13385416
Except for your sisters.
That's how you grow up to be a tough man. Nobody's gonna fuck with you when you tell them:
>"I grew up in a household with a Hellhound, an Ushi-Oni, an Oni, and a Dragon. I can handle this."

>> No.13385437

>>13385414
Oh God yes

Yes I fucking will, for my CC Onee-san

>> No.13385438

>>13385390
>Hobgoblin
>Mantis
Well, it looks like someone is going to get some attention.

>>13385414
>ballsucking Dark Elf oneesan babysitter
Oh boy.

>> No.13385443

>>13385425
>Someone at school tries to bully human
>Suddenly dragon is there, saying something like "Only I can bully my sis" while giving the bully a wedgie

>> No.13385446

>>13385414
You're in a Drow mood today, aren't you?

>> No.13385448

>>13385420
>It keeps needing replaced due to all the heavy use.
>>13385426
Prude/in denial brocon Onee-san that keeps getting forced into awkward situations with her brother by the monster sisters.

>> No.13385452

>>13385435

I ain't let it gonna get to me I'm just gonna creep.

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13385454

>>13385435
>"They think they can play with MY emeralds!?"
>"They playin' with the wrong gal!"

>> No.13385459

>>13385454
No shut the fuck up.

No shut the fuck up!

>> No.13385460

>>13385277
So if even the eating stops being so bad after a while, what would even be the major drawback of being with a Rusalka?

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>> No.13385465

>>13385270
All that shit is out of /b/ and /x/ ass, not tumblr.

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>>13385446

Depends on who you think I am.

>>13385437

It'd be glorious.

>TFW waking up one day years later, your daughterus are all outside playing or at gran and gramp's house
>Go into your bathroom and come back
>Dark Elf Oneesan is on the bed, whipped cream covering her nipples and pussy, her nips topped with cherries
>She's wearing the leather collar and has a heart with the arrow through it drawn onto her lickably soft stomach and the words "Eat Me" written in the middle
>Spend the rest of the day fucking like horny monkeys
>She gets knocked up with twins this time

>> No.13385471

>>13385435

I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep,
Down in Pumpkin Hill I gots to find my lost piece.

>> No.13385472

>>13385461
Neat.

>> No.13385476

>>13385460
I guess after you get used to the eating the only drawback is the fish tail which in my canon at least, is a result of monsterization more or less. So even then a powerful enough magic could turn one back into the mostly human water spirit from before.

>> No.13385479

>>13385461
Oh gods.

>> No.13385480

>>13385470
>tanlines
What's the source of this?

>> No.13385481

>>13385476
>the only drawback is the fish tail
How is that a drawback?

>> No.13385485

>>13385459
>"エ-キ-ド-ナ!"

>> No.13385489

>>13385481
You can't take her on land? I mean the assumption is it's not as dexterous as a lamia's tail, right?

>> No.13385492

>>13385489
Well, fair enough.
I just find mermaid tails quite beautiful, but I wasn't considering the practicality of one.

>> No.13385496

>>13385489
we could go the Chrono Cross route, and have the glide around the ground on magical glitter while killing enemies with tunes.

>> No.13385502

>>13385496
We could go the muromi rout and have them on skateboards too, but that's a little anachronistic.

>>13385492
Yeah of course, if you disregard the practicality, it's great. Makes leglocking a challenge tho.

>> No.13385504

>>13385502
A skateboard is an invention that could be built at any time in human history after the invention of the wheel. It doesn't have to be anachronistic.

>> No.13385506

>>13385502
You could just lock your legs around their waist like in some awkward mating press pose.

>> No.13385508

>>13385461
God damn it.

>> No.13385510

>>13385476
>after you get used to the eating
How likely is it even that you would? Getting used to it to the point where you actually like it, and want her to do it to you while you fuck.
...Well, I guess it'd depend from person to person.

>> No.13385513

>>13385461
this is a great thing

>> No.13385525

>>13385461
how you do this

>> No.13385526

>>13383362
Witches.

>> No.13385528

>>13383362
Touhous.

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>>13385506
I think I just had a less flexible lamia tail-locking thing happen

>>13385504
I know, but still. Skateboards man.

>>13385510
Depend on if you love her or not really. This pic which I based it off way back when says they let you go assuming you don't wanna marry them. So if you don't like 'em, then you don't get used to it, you leave before that can happen. But I mean if you wanna stay with one, I can only assume you get used to it

>> No.13385531

>>13385525
Download the AndWobble app, I think its only for android though.

>> No.13385536

>>13385529
>Skateboards man
Not a problem. It's just a board with wheels on it. Could have been made at any point in recorded history. Don't worry about it.

>> No.13385546

>>13385529
>changed to punishing wicked adult men
>wasted oppurunity for hard femdom /ss/

>> No.13385549

>>13385529
Makes sense. Although I'd imagine there to be some who could never get used to it.

>> No.13385556

>>13385546
>implying hard femdom /ss/ is an opportunity

>> No.13385562

>>13385546
>/ss/
Why do people like this?
What's the appeal of watching baby boys get raped?

>> No.13385564

>>13385529
>posting the outdated version

>> No.13385566

>>13385546
>>wasted oppurunity for hard femdom /ss/
...Is this a joke?

>> No.13385572

>>13385566
That's what you call disinformation, Anon.

>> No.13385575

>>13385562
Niggas just like /ss/, I don't see any issue in that.

>> No.13385578

Femdom SS is like, THE most overused fetish in the monster girl genre.

>> No.13385580

>>13385575
That's ok and all that; but what's the appeal?

>> No.13385582

>>13385546
Young adult men femdom > /ss/ femdom

>> No.13385585

>>13385562
So they can self insert into characters with small dicks.

>> No.13385589

>>13385585
#sick_burn
#nerds_down

>> No.13385591

>>13384799
Well, it's nice that you listened to some people (like me) complaining about the lack of elaboration...but...

My God man, that's sick and twisted in so many ways.

>> No.13385593

>>13385578
Amen.

Jesus, why can't I ever get anything but femdom in monster girl whatever?

>> No.13385594

>>13385578
And one of the worst too.

>> No.13385595

>>13385593
Because shut up this is a femdom genre.

>> No.13385597

>>13384810
Dress-up Mantis is olev. Pure olev.

>> No.13385600

>>13385595
LOL

>> No.13385601

>>13385593
>anything but femdom
Many of the stories we've had lately have been either maledom or oriented or consensual. So I don't see where you're getting that from.

>> No.13385602

>>13385595
No it isn't, it's a genre about monster girls. Nowhere does it say "nothing but femdom allowed".

>> No.13385603

>>13385595
[citation needed]

>> No.13385611

>>13385593
Yeah because we never have anything but femdom

>> No.13385613

>>13385593
>playing mgq
>alice sex scene
>oh boy oh boy
>get shat on, mocked, demeaned
>boner utterly annihilated

>another sex scene with alice
>oh boy this time it must be sweet r-right?
>same shit again

>repeat

>> No.13385614

>>13385602
In here it's pretty implied.

So much so that I've lost all interest in trying to write any stories.

>> No.13385618

>>13385614
That's dumb. Don't be a pansy.

>> No.13385619

>>13385591

If you've read some of my stuff you'd know I have a rather sick and twisted view of "love" when it comes to MGs.

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Line 131
http://pastebin.com/AFtni8a9
>A Source of Inspiration

It's finally Abomination time again.

>> No.13385627

>>13385582
I may like /ss/ but this here is undeniable.

>> No.13385628

>>13385054
Wow. This is...really bad.

This person's trying to use "Monster Girl" as some kind of safe-space justification for their own insecurities about their appearance. Like a Landwhale who insults attractive women because she's too lazy to make a positive change in herself.

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>next gen silent hills is officially cancelled
Fug
No spooky sexy monster girls for me

>> No.13385632

>>13385054
Do you think monster girls have to face "virgin shaming" by their counterpart of sexual justice warriors?

>> No.13385636

>>13385631
Nooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.13385637

>>13385623
Well isn't this just precious.

>> No.13385638

>>13385623
>More abomination
Good shit. I'm eating, so like hell I'm gonna read it now, but I'm excited.

>> No.13385642

>>13385102
Harry Potter.

Which is, actually, a more classical interpretation on Elves. Tolkien is the one who pushed the "Pretty, haughty, superior humanoid" shtick that's stuck ever since.

>> No.13385643

>>13385631
Fuck Konami.

>> No.13385644

>Stumble upon a cave
>It belongs to a Dragon Girl and her treasure hoard
>She looks up and stares at you
>You think you're dead when she suddenly sequels in excitement
>She starts raving about how she's finally getting her first adventurer to take her gold and how the other Dragons girls and women won't laugh at her anymore for not having someone try to steal her horde.
>She pulls out a script and starts reciting cliche villain lines and looks to you when she finishes
How do you respond?

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>>13385585
Isn't there already a fetish for penis belittling that doesn't involve /ss/?

>> No.13385648

>>13385643
BUT WE *HAD* TO FIRE KOJIMA

>> No.13385649

>>13385648
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>> No.13385651

>>13385623
It's always nice to get more Horrorpussy.

>> No.13385657

>>13385283
I think this might actually be what PRW based his on.

>> No.13385658

>>13385623
Abomination a shit. I-it's not as if I was waiting for this or anything.

>> No.13385659

>>13385648
Why? Was there any reason given?

>> No.13385660

>>13385657
Based his what?

>> No.13385661

>>13385644
>Hey, sorry about this but I was just having a look around. See ya.

>> No.13385663

>>13385600
>>13385602
>>13385603
Not him but Monster Girls are Monsters. Monsters are naturally stronger than humans.And in before some retard shouts "HURR MUH STRONG MONSTERS" no fuck off, on a one-to-one using just natural abilities humans will almost always be inferior to all but the weakest Monster Girls. Monsters can have exotic limbs, super strength, magic, all that shit and more. A human has nothing. That's why humanity made tools like swords and shit, because by itself a human is pretty weak. And in a world where Monster Girls are sentient and can also use those tools along with their natural abilities, it'd take an exceptionally strong and courageous human to defeat one. Your average joe will likely lose.

Monster Girls have a natural advantage over humans, and a good chunk of Monster Girl material shows Monster Girls as villains/antagonists, at least the ones that aren't outright porn and just go straight to femdom. Look at the two biggest biggest sources of Monster Girl stuff, MGQ and MGE. Both of those involve rape and femdom. Hell, even EMG shows the Monster Girls as more dominant and powerful than regular humans, even the ones that aren't full femdom ala Rachnee.

Monster Girls simply are strongly associated with femdom. If you don't like that, it's fine. But don't be a retard and act like there's no reason for the connotation, or that those or enjoy femdom are the minority here.

>> No.13385665

>>13385660
Greentext about a dancing Ushi.

>> No.13385666

>>13385642
There are elves on Harry Potter?
Oh. You mean house-elves. I always thought those were much closer to the original kikimoras, or another type of house fae.

Weren't original elves more like fair folk 'step into a mushroom circle and be trapped forever as our slave' kind of thing?

>> No.13385667

>>13385623
That was so cute.

>> No.13385670

>>13385564
It got updated?

>>13385549
Yeah, I mean there's no accounting for taste. for some it would remain a trial rather than another facet of the love.

>>13385623
Noice.

>> No.13385672

>>13385591

You do realize that whole shpiel was the mad ramblings of Faggot, right? Don't expect it to make sense.

>> No.13385674

>>13385619
I'm not even sure who you are.

>> No.13385675

>>13385644
Swipe a handful of coins and run.
Let her catch me.

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>>13385631
>Homecoming Nurse
Blech

That God. I like Del Toro, but I'm not overly fond of Norman Reedus, that talking bag thing, or those shitty jump scares from the demo.

Silent Hill should stay dead like Castlevania so Konami can't fuck with it anymore.

>> No.13385678

>>13385663
>>13382483

Thanks for NOTHING.

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>>13385646
>tfw monster girls prefer showers

>> No.13385682

>>13385644
>"Gosh you're pretty."

>> No.13385683

>>13385659
They were cutting off the snakes head, and from there, two phantoms were born.

>> No.13385685

>>13385644
Chuuni it up with her.

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>>13385644
>I'm here to steal your heart
Gotta fight chuuni with chuuni.

>> No.13385687

>>13385660
A greentext he did a bit ago. Involved a Loli Ushi-Oni being taught not to become a rape-machine.

So she danced the dance of her people instead.

>> No.13385691

>>13385679
>Size: small
Fucking Suu.

>> No.13385692

>>13385663
>that those or enjoy femdom are the minority here.
Of course they're not, every maledom vs femdom shitstorm shows who the majority is.

>> No.13385693

>>13385670
which would it be for you personally?

>> No.13385694

>>13385686
I love over-sized sleeves.

>> No.13385695

>>13385659
Answer A. Konami was jealous that Kojima was basically the Face of Konami.
Answer B. Konami gave into raging hipsters who don't like Kojima because they think their 100 subs/followers/etc aren't his millions of fans.

>> No.13385696

>>13385687
>>13385665
Got a link?

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>>13385692
Let's not start this shit again.

>> No.13385699

>>13385644
Ask if she has anything to eat, I'm starved.

>> No.13385701

>>13385696
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

>> No.13385702

>>13385663
>associated with femdom != every MG stuff is/has to be femdom
Though I will agree for the most part.

>> No.13385704

>>13385644
Ask for directions to the nearest inn.
Then leave and never talk again.

>> No.13385705

>>13385697
Shut up.

>> No.13385706

>>13385693
Love man. I'd soothe a distressed Rusalka, and teach her to love all parts of herself for all eternity if I could.

>> No.13385707

>>13385694
My friend, you have good taste.

>> No.13385709

>>13385697
How about you calm down? No one is starting anything.

>> No.13385710

>>13385695
Who wants to bet it had something to do with Microtransactions?
What would your reaction be to Kojima going to Platinum Studios and making MGS games there?

>> No.13385714

>>13385663
You know a very large part of porn that involves strong women is maledom PRECISELY because they're strong women, right?

Your argument can go both ways.

>> No.13385715

>>13385692
Maledomfags may be the minority, but they're far more vocal.

>> No.13385717

>>13385644
Ask her about the princess. Real dragon girl has to abduct royalty and I'm there to rescue the poor maiden and get her hand and half of the kingdom as reward. She isn't some loser that has only materialist treasure horde, right?

>> No.13385720

>>13385715
See >>13385603

>> No.13385728

>>13385710
Hype. Much hype.

>> No.13385740

>>13385623
I fell so dumb now for not realizing who was the masked woman in the last Komodo-oneechan update.

Her tentacles being extendable to the point where a tenta reach around is possible was a nice surprise as was the psychic sex/confession. You continue to make something that by all right should be horrific into hot and adorable.

>> No.13385741

>>13385623
Adorable.

>> No.13385742

>>13385706
Good man.
Do you think you could ever grow to like the munchies?

>> No.13385744

>>13385717
>She brings out the "kidnapped Princess"
>It's only her a friend of hers who likes to play along

>> No.13385745
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Would you send your daughteru away to summer camp so you can fuck like rabbits with your waifu? Or would you not be able to withstand the young girl's complaints and pouting about not wanting to be away from daddy? Do you force her to go so she can become more independent?
How does she react when she finds out there is a human boy camp across the lake?

>> No.13385746
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Ok I can't bother checking the rest of the leaks, so I'll just post my favorite part:

(08:33:28) ‹+████› oh thats monster girl stuff?
(08:33:36) ‹+████› icky, your mother would be ashamed of you
(08:34:02) ‹+█████████› bitch please
(08:34:07) ‹+█████████› monstergirls are adorable
(08:34:21) ‹%███› Bloom u sum sorta homo?
(08:34:32) ‹%███› monstergirls are kawaii as fuck
(08:34:33) ‹+████› no im just afraid of spiders fuck you
(08:34:35) ‹+████› http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9eCKaRAqF7Y
(08:34:39) ‹+████› this song makes me fuzzy inside
(08:35:00) ‹%███› you know what makes you fuzzy inside?
(08:35:08) ‹%███› spider eggs hatching in your colon
(08:35:12) ‹%███› mmmm

>> No.13385750

>>13385714
I'm a maledomfag and I can vouch for this.
Strong, dangerous women are far more engaging to dom than weak, timid ones.
Nice monster girls are for cuddles and sweet loving.

>> No.13385755
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13385755

How much flooding would occur if a Kikimora with a healer fetish came across a broken, clockwork, ghostly depressed man who insists he's fine?

>> No.13385756

>>13385746
>(08:34:33) ‹+████› no im just afraid of spiders fuck you
I think we've found our spider hating shitposter.

>> No.13385757

>>13385746
>edit out names
>Bloom u sum sorta homo?
You tried.

>> No.13385759

>>13385745
I'd send her to a camp that she'd like. There are so many fun camps, in and outdoors, nowadays, there's bound to be something she's interested in.

>Human Boy Camp nearby
Hopefully nothing too rash...but she's a good girl. I'm sure she wouldn't do much more than try to bully a Human Boy into a date.

>> No.13385761
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>(08:35:00) ‹%███› you know what makes you fuzzy inside?
>(08:35:08) ‹%███› spider eggs hatching in your colon
>(08:35:12) ‹%███› mmmm

>> No.13385764

>>13385757
God damn it.

Oh well, it's not like anyone knows him/her.

>> No.13385766

>>13385745
And No shota escaped with their virginity intact that day.

>> No.13385768
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>>13385750

Motherfucking this.

>> No.13385774

>>13385742
Dunno man. I've never been eaten before. But I think I could come to find the biting arousing, even up to the point of drawing blood, and sinking teeth in, but as for "Okay, now let me tear pounds of muscle out of you" I think I could grow desensitized to it, but not actually feel aroused by it, if you know what I mean. how 'bout you? Would you let her taste her husband's meat?

>> No.13385775

>>13385745
Summer camps are 60% horny teenagers, 20% bored counselors, and 10% serial killers. She'll go somewhere safe.

>> No.13385776

>>13385768
>that screen
Absolutey disgusting.

>> No.13385779

>>13385676
Nothing can be worse than origins or that diablo coop clone on psv
I would love to see Kojima's vision on SH. His 4-wall breaking habits would scare the shit out of people in a horror game
Too bad it's ded now

>> No.13385780

>>13385750
I'm not even necessarily a maledomfag, I enjoy it just the same as femdom, but I do think the whole "monstergirls are only for femdom" thing is just retarded. I think it got engraved because of Luka never ever taking the initiative, even in consensual scenes.

Honestly, my thing is more of a competiting for dominance thing, or hell, just sex where both parts are active. I get tired as hell of it being one doing all the work and the other just lying there and taking it.

>> No.13385782

>>13385750
This nigga gets it.

The strong ones are fun to see domed because feelings of "muh pride, muh strength" and the eventual realization they can't stop it happening setting in. The cute ones are for protecting and tender sex.

>> No.13385785

>>13385775
What are the last 10%?

>> No.13385787

>>13385755
Probably enough to get the sandbags out.

Actually how do Kiki's choose their men? Do they have a sixth sense or something?

>> No.13385789

>>13385750
I'd agree with that.

>> No.13385790

>>13385785
Angry wildlife.

>> No.13385791

>>13385750
>Strong, dangerous women
Hnnnnngh

>>13385780
>competiting for dominance
>sex where both parts are active
HNNNNNNNN

>> No.13385793

>>13385780
>competiting
Fuck you brain.

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>>13385776
Open image at your own risk

>> No.13385797

>>13385785
The ones that didn't get away from the other 10%

>> No.13385801

>>13385746
>icky, your mother would be ashamed of you
Why does this remind me of that one tumblr poster who keeps going "YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE SO ASHAMED WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK"

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>> No.13385802

>>13385782
So weak monster girls, like oomukade, go for fluffy cuddly neckbeards and strong dragon girls and manticores hunt and enjoy taming paladins?

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>>13385787
Pretty much, they can sense what a man needs. So i'm sure that they can locate a fitting man aswell.

>> No.13385805

>>13385796
My kiki better not use MY internet to watch this filth.

>> No.13385807

>>13385768
It's time to tenderly impregnate the maid.

>> No.13385808

>>13385774
I have some masochistic tendencies, so with enough "conditioning", time to get used to it, and lots of tender love I probably wouldn't mind. As long as she does it while we fuck. Or would you rather have her keep the two separate?

>> No.13385810

>>13385804
Huh, do they have different preferences?

>> No.13385813

>>13385796
>holding hands with ghosts
Disgusting. There's no way I'd ever wrap my fingers around a soft ghost's slender, incorporeal fingers.

>> No.13385814

>>13385623
adhorrible
love it

>> No.13385815

>>13385802
Pretty much. An Oomukade would be terrified of strong men so she'd most likely use a non-intimidating neet as a daki.

>> No.13385816

>>13385802
>You'll never turn a strong proud humanboy into your personal slut.

>> No.13385817

>>13385805
they do......

>> No.13385824

>>13385808
I think I'd rather it be more about her nature during sex and sort of light/medium, then setting a separate time aside for her to take what she actually needs to fill herself.

>> No.13385825

>>13385817
Well then, someone is cleaning the house with her tongue tonight.

>> No.13385826

>>13385761
Yeesh.

>> No.13385828

>>13385802
>The weak wimpy Monster girls go for the weak losers who'd likely be into femdom
>The strong powerful Monster girls go for the strong paladins who'd likely be into maledom

Fuck this gay shit

>> No.13385829

>>13385796
Man, where's that image where the students pinkies touch and the guy goes wild, when you need it?

>> No.13385830

>>13385791
>>13385780
Switchlife Best Life.

>> No.13385831

>>13385802
What if I'm masculine and have a beard?
Do I get to wrestle with Oni?

>> No.13385832

>>13385815
>An Oomukade sneaks into a NEETs room while he's sleeping to use him as a daki

>> No.13385837

>>13385825
>the house
God damn kids using weirder nicknames for their dick by the day.

>> No.13385839

>>13385824
I actually couldn't quite tell, does she do what you described in the story, or does she "eat her fill" during sex?

>> No.13385840

>>13385810
I'm sure there's different kikis for different healing sorts.

>> No.13385843

>>13385828
I think the idea of a weak and wimpy monster girl trying to dom me is pretty hot.

>> No.13385844

>>13385701
That's was enjoyable.

>> No.13385848

>>13385807

>Tenderly impregnate the maid

If you mean by Kissing her neck, moving downard to kiss the center of her chest, her navel, and then gently moving her hand away from her pussy lips much to her protestation. Then yes, it's time to tenderly impregnate the maid.

>> No.13385849
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>>13385791
>>competiting for dominance
>>sex where both parts are active
Like... sexual wrestling on the bed?

>> No.13385850

>>13385796
>le super lewd forbidden h-h-hand-holding!
This is the one of the most cancerous memes
Fuck off

>> No.13385851

>>13385843
>weak and wimpy monster girl trying to dom me
Is that you, Cyclops sub?

>> No.13385852

>>13385837
...Y-yeah, I meant my dick, not my actual house.

>> No.13385854

>>13385840
>Different healing sorts

Even for healing of severed limbs?

>> No.13385857

>>13385839
She starves herself mostly because she doesn't like to hurt him, so she only really feeds when she has to like when she first meets him or when she looses herself in the moment. I mean I'm sure they set time aside to actually eat in the year or two I think it was they were together, but I didn't go into it, choosing to skip that time by.

>> No.13385859

>>13385843
Well it doesn't for me. I just want my strong powerful monster waifu to protect someone weak frail and pathetic like me, and protect my smile. I don't want some wimpy stuttering Oomukade, or some girl that's shorter than me.

>> No.13385860

>>13385851
Maybe, if she's got the right assets.

>> No.13385861

>>13385828
>fuck this gay earth
FTFY

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>>13385810
Yeah

"They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go. "

They have different preferences. Some Kiki's will seek out a NEET, while others will seek out already dilligent workers and help them further.

Afcoarse they will always aim at turning their Master in a succesfull male capable of pleasing the maid.

>> No.13385869

>>13385860
>right assets
The guy I'm thinking of wants a totally flat plain fujo Cyclops to dom him, though.

>> No.13385873

>>13385828
What about the average guys who're not into either and just wanna chill out?

>> No.13385877

>>13385859

If you want a strong waifu then work hard and get a strong waifu instead of being a pathetic picky shit.

>> No.13385883
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>>13385832
NEET and Oomukade-fag here, where do I sign up?

>> No.13385890

>>13385862
A Kiki would need to work extra hard to turn a NEET into a successful man.
>>13385869
>flat

Oh yes I'm definitely not him then.

>> No.13385898

>>13385883

Goddamnit now i'm imagining a conveyor belt sort of sex move with an Oomukade moving her darling along her underside with the multitude of legs starting at the end of her tail and ending with his dick docking onto her pussy's lips.

>> No.13385899

>>13385854
well she'll always wait on you hand and foot in that case.

>> No.13385902

>>13385883
You don't, you just need to wait.

And leave the window open.

>> No.13385903

>>13385857
>or when she looses herself in the moment.
Too hungry, or too much into the fuckin'? I'm forgetful so I don't remember if that came up in the story.

>> No.13385904

>>13385877
But that goes against all my role reversal and reverse rape fantasies. These days people just want Monster Girls to be human girls but with Monster Features, and completely bail on the whole reverse rape and such aspects.

Next I bet people will want to change it so Monster Girls never rape men, and the men usually hit on the girls instead of vice versa. And the only actual different part about MGC and all is that they're Monster Girls. Also they'll make incest taboo too.

>> No.13385905

>>13385802
I believe individual monster girls could have their own set of fetishes and such. I doubt all members of a single species of monster would behave exactly the same.
>We're_a_species_not_a_costume.png

>> No.13385906

>>13385873
You are already alped

>> No.13385908

>>13385873
Well, git gud so you don't have to worry about neither the strong nor the weak monsters.

>> No.13385916

>>13385904
I would not the opposed to those changes.

>> No.13385918

>>13385828
They will go for whoever they prefer. It's your fault for believing bullshit. The only canon one that actively goes after strong guys is the Echidna.

>> No.13385924

>>13385904
I bet many human men go and hit on cute monster girls, specially in 'safe-zones' like MGE's perfect nip-land expy.

Besides, it's hotter to rape the rapist than just regular non-rapists.
So reverse-reverse rape is a thing.

>> No.13385926

>>13385860
Like what? Full round breasts barely held in by her cheap bras? Thick soft thighs that she'll wrap around your head as you go down on her? An ass that would make even succubi jealous?

>> No.13385930

>>13385918
All top-tier and warrior (except Amazon) MGs go for strong guys only

>> No.13385932

>>13385926
That sounds nice yeah.

>> No.13385933

>>13385930
Give me a source for that.

>> No.13385934

>>13385930
>Pushing "Alphas going to fuck some Monster Girls"
See, fuck this shit.

>> No.13385936

>>13385906

>Not domming/being dommed means you're gay

Stop talking.

>> No.13385937

>>13385926

I want to mating press a Cyclops while holding her hands and spilling enough seed into her womb that excess lewdly squelches out while sperm rushes to her waiting ovum on their collision course for baby making

>> No.13385938

>>13385904
Just ignore what you dislike anon, it's easy enough to have things both ways.

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>>13385924
>reverse-reverse rape

>> No.13385940

>>13385848
>That spoiler
Yes.
Don't forget the handholding.

>> No.13385943

>>13385930
Bullshit.

>> No.13385946

>>13385849
I... don't know.

Maybe it's just hot in my head.

>> No.13385954
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>>13385849
>sexual wrestling on the bed
I live for this shit.

>> No.13385956

>>13385937
>Baby making
But she's a monoeye! She doesn't deserve a baby!

>> No.13385961

>>13385943
Lizards prefer men who can beat them, Baphomets are the same, they want a dependable onii-chan who's stronger than them and Baphomets are borderline god-tier in MGE.

Lilims are likely the same and only go for hero types.

>> No.13385968

>>13385849
>>13385946

>Ufufu, sex with me isn't like any other woman, Anon.
>Let's see how long you last in my specialty hold!
>Oho! My my, somebody's horny, aren't they?
>Don't mind if I eat you up, and I better feel your tongue, Anon.
>TFW you will never have an MG pull that shit from the mom and daughter Amazon doujin by doing the SPIN POLE DRIVER on your dick

>> No.13385975

>>13385961
While this is true, it's hardly the case for "All Warriors". Not to mention if Lizardmen take a liking to you, they'll train you into a guy up to their standards. I could imagine a Baphomet doing the same. You ready for boot camp, anon?

Meanwhile there are girls like Salamanders who just care if you're fun or not.

>> No.13385978
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>>13385956
It's not for her benefit, it's because he has an impregnation fetish. She's just an advanced onahole to him. He just also happens to have a happy family life fetish and a dying peacefully together from old age fetish.

>> No.13385981

>>13385943
>>13385933
>>13385934

The Baphomet profile says "they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters"

>> No.13385984

>>13385943
>>13385933
>>13385934
It's stated in echidna, baphomet, valkyrie, warriors profiles
Also
>Because they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters,
>superior men
>as other upper rank monsters
From Baphomet page

>> No.13385991

>>13385978
>dying peacefully together from old age fetish.
I plan to live forever

>> No.13385992

Man, I like how this all started with Maledomfags complaining about how Femdomfags were "Making all Monster Girl stuff femdom"

And now it's Maledomfags trying to take all the Monster Girl stuff and make it about Maledom

>> No.13385993

>>13385981
>"they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters"
I'm not entirely sure 'superior men' means superior to themselves as much as superior to the majority of other men.

>> No.13385994

>>13385984
As pointed out here >>13385975 I should think it would apply to Valkyries especially.

I mean, being assigned to a "Hero" and training him into such is their whole shtick, no?

>> No.13385999

>>13385975
>I could imagine a Baphomet doing the same. You ready for boot camp, anon?
>Jeez Onii-chan try to keep up, you can at least do this right?
>You mean you can't even lift this? Even your adorable little sister can lift this
>What do you mean you're out of stamina? You're sleeping on the couch again.

>> No.13386002

>>13385992
It's not all maledomfags and femdomfags that are doing that.

>> No.13386005

>>13385992
>Maledomfags trying to take all the Monster Girl stuff and make it about Maledom
Yep, that's totally what's happening.
Please, tell us more, oh wise one.

>> No.13386009

>>13385981
>Baphomet
I just found out today that Baphomet was a demon the catholic church made up when they back stabbed the knights templar.

>> No.13386010

>>13385930
KC said a long time ago that monsters will make an exception if you confess your love to them. Men that go that route are put through harsh training until they become their waifu's ideal, and rarely are they allowed to back out.

>> No.13386013

>>13385961
Lizards train you, Lilims will go for the guy they like, it doesn't matter if he's strong or not. He will be powerful once he gets all the demonic energy from his wife.

>> No.13386015
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>>13385968
The mom on that h-manga was incredibly hot.

>> No.13386018
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13386018

Pint-sized thugs.

Goblins added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

>> No.13386019

>>13385961
>Be peasant
>Life is good, don't have to worry about shit
>Except yesterday
>There was some lizard person on your farm
>You hate trespassers on your farm
>So you did the logical peasant thing
>You smacked her in the face with your shovel and dragged her into the woods with a "Get the fuck off mah property."
>Day after that some little goat thing proclaimed you were her "oni chan"
>Use dependable peasant logic
>Hit her with the shovel
>Couple days later some succubus looking woman is there looking for a "Dependable warrior"
>You broke out the pitchfork for her
>It's been three more days and now they're all back and are claiming to be your "Rightful Wife!"
>You just want to grow crops...

Even some lowly peasant can do great things anon.

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13386021

Just dropping by to give some warning: If things go well while editing, final chapter tomorrow.

>> No.13386023

>>13385999
And that's the easy part. No goat loli pussy until the guy can also make hardened battlemages green with envy.

>> No.13386027

>>13386010
Great

>> No.13386028

>>13386013
I always assumed some super powerful MGs would have a fetish for taking some wimpy manlet and buffing him up with their magic.

>> No.13386029

>>13385994
Common pleb can't be a hero
>they accompany humans destined to become heroes and champions
>destined
You need to have potential or some shit

I don't know what you are even arguing about, it's pretty obvious that strong mgs need huge amount of energy which can only be supplied by strong men, not weak sickly NEETs

>> No.13386031

>>13386013
>Lizards train you
I hate how lizardmen and salamander got associated with the whole 'bonnet tipping' thing. It doesn't even male sense considering thei-

>>13386020
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT COW

>> No.13386034

>>13385968
>>13386015
Oh man this looks delicious.

>female: hairy | mind break | squirting | x-ray

Ehhhhh

>> No.13386038

>>13386020
All dat prime beef.

>> No.13386041

>>13386005
Just scroll up Anon.

>What's that? You liked X Monster Girls? Well looks like you better be /fit/ as fuck and enjoy maledom, because otherwise you don't get them! Enjoy your alps!

>> No.13386045

>>13386023
Months of paw jobs and orgasm denial till he makes the cut I assume.

>> No.13386049

>>13386034

>Not liking bush

What kind of a faggot are you?

>> No.13386050

>>13386034
Give it a try. It's really good.
The mind break isn't really mind break as much as sexual ecstasy.

>> No.13386051

>>13386028

Unless your the star of your own anon anime chances are you wont run into MG with a fetish like that you just gotta git gud.

>> No.13386054

>>13386020
Holstaurus best monster girls.

>> No.13386059

>>13386029
>it's pretty obvious that strong mgs need huge amount of energy which can only be supplied by strong men
Now THAT is bullshit.

>>13386010
What do you think Husbando Bootcamp under a Waifu Drill Sergeant of your preference would be like? Lizards would probably involve plenty of swordsmanship, obviously. Daily spars at minimum? Baphomet would likely involve as much studying as physical workouts...

>> No.13386061

>>13386041
I didn't know they were a hive mind. Guess you're right then.

...Oh wait no, that's stupid

>> No.13386065

>>13386050
Oh, this is the "Are women destined to lose against cocks?" doujin, ahaha.

>>13386049
N-no.

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>>13386054

>> No.13386074

>>13386041

nobody said you had to be into maledom you just cant be a lazy shit and expect to get a top tier waifu out of the blue.

>> No.13386075
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13386075

>>13386029
Now you're just being silly.

>> No.13386077

>>13386070
>tfw no country bumpkin cow girl with a thick southern accent.

>> No.13386080

>>13386045
And some oiled up naizuri/intercrural if he's showing good progress.

>> No.13386084

>>13386074
I agree with your logic but there's something that needs to be said:

Monster girls aren't real. ;_;

>> No.13386086

>>13386059
How is that bullshit?
Are you implying NEET who doesn't exit his room has more energy than a warrior/hero/adventurer?

>> No.13386087

>>13386074
wasn't that the reason kc made mge?

>> No.13386089

>>13386084
You just had to go there, didn't you?

>> No.13386090

>>13386051
Jokes on you, I actually am the star of my own story.

>> No.13386093

>>13386074
>Can't have the waifu you want
>In a wish fulfillment fantasy

Dreams come true no matter who or what you are Anon. If you want to be a lazy NEET with a Dragon Waifu that'll happen

>> No.13386101

>>13386090
So is everyone else.

And most of our stories are garbage.

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>>13386077

I'd do more of her but I find my own abilities to TS silly shit lacking.

So have something stupid.

>> No.13386104

>>13385930
Let's see.

>Amazoness
>Apophis
>Chimaera
>Dhampir
>Dragon
>Hellhound
>Kunoichi
>Minotaurus
>Ryu
>Ushi-Oni

All of these are minimally powerful and/or warriors and don't have a requirement of being strong to be with them.

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>>13386089
THE TRUTH HURTS. A lot.

>> No.13386109

>>13386018
How big is the cup-size of their leader?

I must obtain her bra and panties.

>> No.13386114

>>13386101
You can't get better if you don't write at all though. I don't really give a fuck about you faggots, I write for me.

>> No.13386121

>>13386114
Hey man...

That hurts, you know?

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>>13386080
Great, now I'm really wanting to be trained into shape by a baphomet. This has to be Sabbath propaganda.

>> No.13386127

>>13386018
I want to dick the goblins. And not the hobgoblin.

>> No.13386130

>>13386105
It's ok, death shall set us free.

>> No.13386131

>>13386086
Well, no. But it's bullshit to say that strong MGs would only go for equally strong guys out of some kind of minimum energy-sucking requirement. If they like you, they like you, and if they're dissatisfied with some part of your lifestyle, they'll work with you to improve on it.

>>13386093
Reminds me of a little greentext a while back.
>Dragon crashes into the home of some NEET-Otaku-Collector type
>Smashes a good deal of his collection in the process
>She feels bad about ruining someone else's "Hoard"
>Takes him back to her lair since his home was wrecked, integrating his "Treasure Trove" into her own

>> No.13386132

>>13386121
I'm sorry anon plz forgive! I just get shat on so often no matter what I do. I've come to terms with it.

>> No.13386140

>>13386131
>ruining someone else's "Hoard"
How dare she? Off with her head!

>> No.13386141

>>13386080
>Oiled up Naizuri
>Intercrural
>With a dominating loli spellmaster
ThisIsMyFetishInEverySingleWay.jpg

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>>13386065
It is. I wish artist makes a continuation for it.
>Dem muscles.
>Dem abs.
>Dat delicious dark skin.
>Dat cute bush.
>Dat sure, but firendly attitude.
Best mom.

>> No.13386149

>>13386132
Eh, don't worry about it.

The journey on the river of shit is too long for that.

>> No.13386153

>>13385801
Yeah, I remember that. Ugh.

>> No.13386156

This discussion is retarded, except for 4-5 species where it says that they like strong guys the rest will have individual tastes since it says nothing about it in the profile, it doesn't matter if these monstergirls are strong or not.

>> No.13386157

>>13386131

>Smashes a good deal of his collection in the process

She would be dead before she even left his house. autism rage is a scary thing.

>> No.13386158

>>13386149
Too true.

>> No.13386165

>>13386156
>Implying Monster Girls aren't monotonous copy-pastes where every being of the same species acts exactly the same
I know anon, but it's pointless to fight Threadcanon.

>> No.13386170

>>13386077
>TFW you'll never date a Minotaurus tomboy from the country with a cute southern accent.
>TFW she'll never playfully tease you for being a "city boy" while you try to help her with her work.
>TFW you'll never see her get excited over seeing the landmarks of the city you call home when she visits it with you.
>TFW you'll never get to playfully tease her about her secret girly streak.
It's a deep pain anon.

>> No.13386173

>>13386156

You can head-cannon whatever you want but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys. Thats one of the main points of MGE being a RPG setting anyone can level up and become strong.

>> No.13386175

>>13386156
Except Baphomet page saying all upper rank monsters seek superior men

>> No.13386178

>>13386165
Seeing all the retarded kiki/hellhound "discussions", I've come to terms with that as well...

>> No.13386179

>>13386165
>>Implying Monster Girls aren't monotonous copy-pastes where every being of the same species acts exactly the same

I
hate
that.

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>>13386144
Oh and
>dem lips.
I would spend entire days tasting those plump-looking lips, exploring each others mouths.

>> No.13386183

>>13386165
>tfw no drill sergeant Kikimora
>tfw no girly and cuddly Manticore
>tfw no NEET Anubis with a dirty bedroom
>tfw no Salamander who prefers vidya to swords

>> No.13386187

>>13386045
>>13386023

>Nfufufu, Onii-chan, no sex until you can edge for at least two hours
>Eh? You're twitching already? How about I up the ante!
>Ora! Take that! How does it feel to have your dick sandwiched between my thighs, Onii-chan?
>You're such a pervert, your hard... twitching thing pulsing between a OOO schooler's thighs
>Come on then, are you going to cum! Go ahead and cum! Shoot that filthy seed of yours into the air, Onii-chan!
>Mu... you've dirtied me, Onii.
>Eros induro erohim eros
>Aha! You're back up now!
>What will it be, mmm? My chest, my thighs again, or perhaps my P-U-S-S-Y
>On second though, i'm having second thoughts, Onii-chan, you're not ready yet
>Just kidding, you did good today, Onii!
>Be sure to love me lots, today!

>TFW you will never mating press Kitloli or Baphomet and have them call you Onii-chan while your cock bends to their tight snatches

I want to die now.

>> No.13386194

>>13386173
>but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys
You just fucking made that up, that's never been a "General Rule". Don't pull bullshit like this. It's never even been pushed until now.

>Thats one of the main points of MGE being a RPG setting anyone can level up and become strong.
What the fuck MGE has slight inspiration from JRPGs like Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy, but to say it's an RPG setting in of itself is baseless and retarded, literally nothing suggests that.

Stop pulling shit out of your ass

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>>13386173
>but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys
Baphomet, Echidna, Lizardmen (these will train, they don't even count) Vakyries and that's it. Right now you're trying to force your own headcanon here, faggot.

>> No.13386200

>>13386194
KC said himself on Twitter that the entire setting runs on RPG mechanics rather than real-life ones.
Which means people have stats and hit points and levels and shit.

>> No.13386202

>>13386183
>Drill Sergeant Kikimora
Don't we have art of that?
>Girl and Cuddly Manticore
We've got several examples of such in various writefaggotry.
>NEET Anubis
Comes up every so often. Last I recall was when someone was writing up MGs in response to people giving names for their "Waifu".
>Salamander who prefers vidya to swords
Now this bears further investigation.

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>>13386170
>One day she goes into heat, her tail swishing back and forth, her face goes red and she can't stop mooing.
>She tries to fight it, but inevitably forces herself on you.

Aww yis.

>> No.13386207

>>13386194

KC himself said it was a RPG setting

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>>13386194
>>13386196
Relax.

>> No.13386210

>>13386087
He was sick of seeing MGs depicted as fatal or ruthlessly evil.
Everything else is the result of trying to satisfy the fanbase's ever increasing need for a hugbox

>> No.13386219

>>13386196
Even Echidna and Valkyries will train you too.
Sure it's "If you're destined for Heroism", but given the very nature of this as a setting for your imagination to run wild, why is it so difficult to be "Destined"? I mean sure, it's cliche and all, but there's nothing really wrong with that if you still imagine yourself having to work to fulfill that destiny.

And now we're even discussing Baphomets doing something similar.

>> No.13386221

>>13386156
>Monstergirls with individual tastes
God, so much wasted potential because no-one does that. Just imagine it.
>Baphomets and Familiars who willingly eat that Ara-Ara cake from wonderland because they hate their childish bodies
>Domineering Kikimoras who seek out lazy NEETs and whip them into shape.
>Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl.
>Manticores with a fetish for being dominated.
The potential is fuckin' LIMITLESS.

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>>13385755
oh, forgot to add with low self esteem that doesn't want to be a bother.

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13386227

>>13386194
>>13386200
>>13386207
>You'll never play a decent MGE-Inspired TTRPG
>KC will never draw you a character for your TTRPG

>> No.13386228

>>13386021
>chapter tomorrow
yisss
>final chapter
awwww

>> No.13386233

>>13386173
>You can head-cannon whatever you want
Because that's not what you're doing, uh.

>> No.13386239

>>13386221
>A Dragon who lives like a pauper because she gives away her treasure to people in need

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>>13386187
That's living the dream right there. Not having a cocktease goat imouto hurts.

>> No.13386243

>>13386200
>>13386207
Well that's fucking retarded, it's never been alluded in any of the books at all. Where are the stats for the Monster Girls? The mechanics? Nothing in it even suggests it's an RPG setting. And if it was, for what purpose?

It sounds like bullshit KC spouted on twitter

>> No.13386244

>>13386227
I'll let him draw, but I'll be damned if I let him write a single thing.

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>>13386156
>the rest will have individual tastes since it says nothing about it in the profile
Even if it did say anything, the idea that the same species will have the same tastes, thoughts, etc. is stupid and basically reduces monster girls to nothing more than mere animals.

>> No.13386250

>>13385994
Normal Valkyries exclusively target "Heroes", those who were at some point in their life blessed with a portion of the Chief God's strength.

Fully monsterized Valkyries are probably less picky, going for whoever they share a strong sense of justice with.

>> No.13386252

>>13386221
I know KC once mentioned that there's at least some witches who aren't as Anti-Tit as Baphomets are. A Baphomet with such an attitude would likely be a pariah though. Still, no reason not to write one. Could be interesting.

>Domineering Kikimora
Could be fun.

>Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl
Don't think anyone ever argues against this. Just against the idea of "Breaking" a Hellhound who has a dominant pre-disposition.

>Manticores with a fetish for being dominated
________Leona._______

>> No.13386253

>>13386239
Now there's someone who gets into fights with her mother all the time.

>> No.13386257

>>13386196
Add salamander and fire mouse to that list. And MGE statement that superior monsters seek superior men

>all these weak pathetic faggots denying obvious truth
That's just sad

>> No.13386258
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13386258

"Master, our schedule for today's activities is quite tight so I bid thee, hold on firmly, I'm gonna speed up. "

>> No.13386259

>>13386243
or maybey he is planning a tabletop game

>> No.13386266

>>13386250
And you can't imagine yourself as a young village boy who's destined to become a Hero, and is thus assigned a Valkyrie by God to train him, because...?

>> No.13386268

>>13386221
>Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl
Because we don't have enough already with wolfgirls and dog girls, let's do it with a third species.

I can see your point, but goddamn it.

>> No.13386269

>>13386258
Monocles make everything better.

>> No.13386271

>>13386258
Don't have to tell me twice.

>> No.13386272

>>13386243
>It sounds like bullshit KC spouted on twitter

You say that like he didn't spout bullshit before and decided to call it "Monster Girl Encyclopedia".

>> No.13386273

>>13386258
>Master, our schedule for today's activities is quite tight
Well your pussy isn't you useless horse, that thing's like a damn cavern.

>> No.13386276

who actually unironically enjoys centaurs?

>> No.13386277

>>13386242

I'd write a lolidom Baphomet short but I don't want people to think i'm a filthy kiddy fiddler even more than that shitty dialogue would imply.

>> No.13386278

>>13386258
You are too good for us.
Does she want anon to use his riding crop?

>> No.13386279

>>13386257
So that's make, wow, 6 species out of +100.

So much truth.

>> No.13386280

>>13386258
Y-Yes Mistress.

>> No.13386282

>>13386276
I do faggot.

>> No.13386285

>>13386244
Well yes, that's the point.

You take the MGE, cherry-pick what you like from it, apply it to a TTRPG System, and write out your own shit.

>> No.13386286

>>13386258
That expression is lovely.

>> No.13386288

>>13386250
Fully corrupted Valkyries already have husbands though because they need a dick to become corrupted in the first place

>> No.13386290

>>13386277
No one's judging Jiiiii

>> No.13386291

>>13386276
I enjoy them all except for Matango, Roper, Parasite Slime and Beelzebub.

>> No.13386292

>>13386277
Do it faggot.

Do iiiiiiiit.

>> No.13386296

>>13386258
Go faster, horse pussy, I have shit to do.

>> No.13386302

>>13386276
While I don't have anything against horsepussy, Nightmares are the only tauric monster I'd waifu.

>> No.13386303

>>13386282
Why?

>> No.13386304

>>13386285
Yeah, I would not enjoy working with him if he was a developer...

>> No.13386307
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>>13386276
I enjoy all Monster Girls!

>> No.13386308

>>13386291
>Beelzebub
I feel bad for being one of the few that like her, she has literally zero fan art. At least she has full colour KC lewds though.

>> No.13386312

>>13386277
Write about those chitlins already you dork.

>> No.13386317

>>13386302
I'd only have a Nightmare if I could corrupt a Unicorn myself.

>> No.13386318

>>13386252
>A Baphomet with such an attitude would likely be a pariah though.
I kinda want a faction of Ex-Sabbat members like that actually. Just a bunch of Baphoments, Witches, and Familiars that willingly ate Ara-Ara cake so they could leave behind their childish bodies. Also some of them likely have a bit of a desire to be an Onee-San instead of an imouto.

>> No.13386321

>>13386308
Did KC ever draw anything other than weird insect handjobs for her?

>> No.13386323

>>13386277
I already reported you to the FBI
Enjoy getting vanned, you fucking pedophile

>> No.13386324

>>13386273
Remind her to buy some burn heal at the store.

>> No.13386326

>>13386321
>KC
>drawing non-vanilla sex
Wat

>> No.13386328

What KC is good at: drawing.

What KC fucking sucks at: writing.

>> No.13386330

>>13386277
Sounds like it'd be amusing.

>> No.13386332

>>13386302
I like plenty of Tauric MGs personally.

But Nightmare a Best.

>> No.13386334

>>13386277
Anon, I've done baphomet, kinda, and I'm fairly certain no one would see me sing up for the sabbath.

>> No.13386336

>>13386321
Actually either my memory is bad or my folder is lacking. He seems to love drawing her giving handjobs.

http://i.imgur.com/50mw62f.png

>> No.13386337

>>13386307
>That robutt with the revolverknife arm

Yo nigga that shit's fucking cool.

>> No.13386341

>>13386307
Just noticed that tiny white dog girl.

She doesn't look very experienced.

>> No.13386343

>>13386328
KC's art with one of your more standard non-hugbox fantasy settings with plenty of conflict and bloodshed and moral ambiguity would be awesome.

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>>13386326
Ever heard of a game called Monster Girl Quest?

>> No.13386352

>>13386343
MGU is that way.

>> No.13386355

>>13386347
Doesn't count, that was commissioned. KC drew vore for that game, but I doubt he likes actual vore (not the Sandworm kind).

>> No.13386357

>>13386352
mgu has been long gone

>> No.13386359

>>13386302
>holy tauric
>When there are Minotaurs and Holstaurs
>>13386303
Do you even actually care or do you just want to start a >horse pussy argument?

>> No.13386362

>>13386352
Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhh shh shh shh

>> No.13386364

>>13386336
And people say MGE girls only do vanilla.

>> No.13386367

>>13386336
>http://i.imgur.com/50mw62f.png
>While these girls are considered very dangerous monsters, other monsters consider them symbols of luck and fertility. This is thanks to the fact that while very greedy, when they are full they will begin emitting a strong scent that attracts other monsters. They then allow these monsters to feed on their man's extra semen. They have a liking for the flavour of the other monster's mana staining their man's scent.
Why don't we have more lewd content of the MGE's resident cuckqueen? Filthy, dirty, and so very lewd...

captcha:ntryX

>> No.13386368

whats wrong with the so called "hugbox: world
its a nice place to escape the soul crushing loneliness.

>> No.13386373

>>13386336
He seems to like monster girls using their monster bits for things, and other kinds of weird and kinky sex in general.

>> No.13386374

>>13386368
condescendingly-laughing-arachne.png

>> No.13386378

>>13386359
>holy
Hathor please, let me keep my speech normal.

>> No.13386379

>>13386367
Because NTR is shit.

>> No.13386381

>>13386328
>>13386304
>2017
>KC finally puts out his RPG
>Its writing is actually pretty good and enjoyed by most everyone

How would you feel if this happened?

>> No.13386384

>>13386367
We already have delicious niebel's dragon story

And bicorn is the canon top cuckqueen

>> No.13386387

>>13386381
Excited honestly.

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>>13386381
Relieved.

I'd keep thinking MGE is shit, though.

>> No.13386391

>>13386381
I would look at all the other names involved first.

>> No.13386392

>>13386381
I would yell out "curses foiled again" while twirl my villain mustache?

>> No.13386393

>>13386367
Because people are too scared of controversy.
>>13386379
But that's not NTR, she's willingly sharing her man.

>> No.13386398

>>13386390
Really, this is how you should approach every situation.

>> No.13386402

>>13386368
Because the whole "MGs good paladins evil" thing is boring.

>> No.13386404

>>13386373
Which is funny because back in the /a/ threads people used to say he was too vanilla and that all MGE girls seemed to avoid bringing attention to their monster parts with sex being plain as fuck. Just goes to show how little people paid attention to the official material, it's not as vanilla as they said.

>> No.13386406

>>13386277
Make an anonymous paste, duh. Do it!

>> No.13386407

>>13386392
Do you escape in your balloon, vowing to return another day though?

>> No.13386408

>>13386393
The real question is, is she sitting to the side watching, or is she grabbing the other girl's head and shoving it down on her husbando's dick? Because I'm pretty sure that's the difference between cuckolding and a threesome.
Monstergirl threesomes would be fucking nuts man.

>> No.13386409

>>13386402
is not

>> No.13386411

>>13386402
Yet if it was the other way around manchild dark souls fans would be stroking their roleplay dicks.

>> No.13386412

>>13386390
Yahtzee knows what he's talking about man.

>> No.13386413

>>13386409
>yuh uh
>nuh uh
>yuh uh
>nuh uh

>> No.13386414

>Another lonely night in MGC
>Just the way you like it
>You're petting your fat Cait Sith who lays lazily on your lap when your phone rings
>It's Alp-olo
>Fucking hell
>She wants you to join her and "A few of her friends" at the bar
>You tell her no
>She lets out a long "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy"
>You tell her it's 10 at night and it's dangerous for a human boy to be walking out this late, especially to a bar full of drunk Monster Girls
>Alp-olo replies with "Come on...."
>You tell her no
>"Come on..."
>No
>"Come on..."
>No
>"Hey."
>What
>"Come on..."
>You give a sigh, knowing if you hung up she'd just keep calling and you'd never get any sleep
>You tell her you'll be at the bar in a few minutes
>But if your pelvis gets broken again it's on her and she's explaining to your boss why you're out
>Alp-olo just says thanks and hangs up
>Bitch is probably already drunk
>You get up, rolling the Cait Sith off of you
>She lands with a thud on the floor, already asleep
>You grab your coat and keys and leave your apartment, beginning your trek to the bar
>On the way, you come to a split in the paths
>All lead to the bar, so it doesn't really matter which one you take
>The Arthropod District, dark alleyways filled with insect girls and MGC's less desirable citizens
>The Fluff District, a cleaner part of town where the slightly wealthy and cleaner citizens relax in luxary, and some Kitsunes run shops in
>Or lastly, the Succubus District, where only Succubi live, and the atmosphere is filled with lewd moans and sex toys laying on the ground
>You think to yourself which will be the safest and quickest route, and end up going...

>> No.13386416

>>13386381
Confused.
This, from the man who actually put dual horsepussy in his setting?
Confused and SUSPICIOUS.

>> No.13386417

>>13386402
Not as boring as greyhawk clone xxxxx

>> No.13386418

>>13386411
does that game have monstergirls?

>> No.13386421

>>13386384
>Niebel's Dragon Story
But that was depressing twisted shit!

But anyway.
>Bicorn
I dunno. Her and the Beelzebub have the same liking for a "Dirtied" taste on their husbando. Difference being that Bicorn has her guy build up a harem, while Beelzebub lets other girls use her guy as a one-off cumpump after she gets her fill, and before she revels in his sex-soaked filth.

I suppose that Bicorn does get the edge, since at the end of the day she's always sharing with who knows how many other chicks, while Beelzebub's guy is all hers after he's gotten dirty enough.

>> No.13386422

Remember to make sure your daughteru is chubby.
Chubby daughterus are the best to cuddle

>> No.13386423

>>13386402
Eh, seems more like "grey vs gray" to me.

They're clearly both shit.

>> No.13386424

>>13386402
Better then "lel monstergirls are megahitler. so dark and mature."

>> No.13386425

>>13386416
>dual horsepussy
in all fairness it does allow you and your bro to double team her more easily.

>> No.13386428

>>13386390
He is a wise man.

The pessimists creed is one we should all follow.

>> No.13386429

>>13386404
Well, to be fair, Beelzebub is supposed to be especially perverted.
Other monster girls may actually refrain from doing that sort of thing usually.

>> No.13386430

>>13386414
fluffs

>> No.13386433

>>13386384
>niebel's dragon story
You mean the story where he misinterpreted the dragons profile?

I wouldn't say "Delicious", honestly.

>> No.13386434

>>13386408
I'd like to think she'd be a participant. Pressing down on the other girl's shoulders as she mounts the man, whispering in her ear that she's a filthy slut and that she should be ashamed of herself for fucking another monster's man, the girl so distraught by the thought but unable to help herself due to the beelzebub's scent.

>> No.13386435

>>13386428
yeah i took that view ever since me2 and me3

>> No.13386439

>>13386411
>>13386424
Psst, hey guys... take it easy.

>> No.13386440

>>13386408
I wrote lewd paragraphs involving a Monster Girl Fivesome last night.
Fucking nuts indeed.

But anyway. I could see a Beelzebub doing both. Like, sitting off to the side, watching smugly, before coming up and whispering to the other MG...
>"You're not getting him dirty enough..."
Before shoving her husbando's dick down her throat with a good push. Shit like that.

Bicorn meanwhile seems like they'd be more on the passive side...

>> No.13386441

>>13386414
What sane person wouldn't go down mofu street?

>> No.13386444

>>13386423
>Not spelling it "grey"

Grayfags are the fucking worst.

>> No.13386445

>>13386414
I would definitely take the fluff one. Anthropod is tempting, because of the two decent insects, but better try and be safe.

>> No.13386446

>>13386435
Dragon age 2 did it for me.
Now my look is that everything will be terrible forever

>> No.13386447

>>13386243
KC expected people to pick up on it being a JRPG setting from not only the monster designs, but also the entire world being a Dragon Quest game that went off the rails thanks to a succubus discovering how to break the stat/level cap.

This wasn't a problem for Japan, but the west only cares about the genre when Final Fantasy is involved.
>And if it was, for what purpose?
Japan.

>> No.13386449

>>13386402
Actually heroes are good but usually misguided and misinformed, monster girls are mostly good deep down but only really look out for themselves for the most part, monster girls have their own extremist factions and weird sects, and only the higher-ups of the Order are noted to be extremely corrupt, and the Chief God is a bit of a cunt.

>> No.13386450
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13386450

>>13386418
One or two.
Technically almost every female human you meet is a Zombie girl.

>> No.13386451

>>13386444
You'll get no disagreement from me.

>> No.13386454

>>13386450

>Waaaaaant to by my moooooooss?

>> No.13386472

>>13386326
KC just likes to play it safe for the sake of a fanbase that complains about absolutely everything

>> No.13386488

>>13386472
Then why do the illustrations in the MGE books have so much weird shit? Not saying it's bad, but if he wants MGE to be as inoffensive as possible that seems like a bad idea. And the "fanfiction books" authorized and illustrated by KC go even further.

>> No.13386496

>>13386488
>The Anubis story in the first book will never be translated
I should get to work on learning nip.

>> No.13386504

>>13386496
Anubis story? Tell me more

>> No.13386505

>>13386488
>illustrations in the MGE books have so much weird shit?
What weird shit?

>> No.13386507

>>13386472

No we're literally the only ones that complain because this is 4chan and critically analyzing something is heresy.

>> No.13386515 [DELETED] 

>>13386507
Go back to /b/.

>> No.13386518

>>13386504
One of the stories in the first MGE Light Novel centered on an Anubis.

The title was something like "The Prince and Princess of the Desert Storm Country".

>> No.13386525

>>13386505
werecat pawjob
beelzebub insect handjob
oni pouring sake all over a guy's dick
mandragora root fetishism
charybdis having fuckable orifices on her wrists and hips when nobody thought those would be fuckable, basically cementing that monster girls will get you off with EVERYTHING
among other things

>> No.13386527

>>13386367
>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but they're also symbolic of a bountiful harvest. Once they've taken a liking to someone, no matter how much food is devoured by them, even more food and wealth will be accumulated. No matter how much one has sex with them and releases semen, he'll never run out of stamina and lust and he'll instead become able to fire even more semen at them.

They're not too bad.

>> No.13386528

>One or two.
More. We dont know if many slashed undeads were actually female. You killed counless zombie girls without realizing anon.
>Undead Burg
>Killing undeads
>Checking genitals, every single undead.
>Bingo
>Proceed to bring her to the bonfire to warm up her tights
>Finish business, pussy literally destroyed.
>Use bonfire, she dissappear/respawn.
>Repeat.

>> No.13386529

>>13386525
None of those are that weird.

>> No.13386530

>>13386518
Did it ever get scanned? I'd at least wanna see the illustrations if there are any.

>> No.13386531

>>13386525
I fail to see the problem with any of that.

>> No.13386534

>>13386528
Meant for >>13386450

>> No.13386535

>>13386507
Man, this is as bad as the "Where do you think you are?" meme.

>>13386525
Pretty vanilla, if you ask me.

>mandragora root fetishism
>charybdis having fuckable orifices on her wrists and hips

Pushing it, but still kinda vanilla.

>> No.13386537

>>13386525
thats not weird shit

>> No.13386541

>>13386529
>>13386535
>>13386537
animal bits on your dick is already pretty weird by default

>> No.13386543

>>13386525
Are you really calling simple handjobs or sake pouring weird?
Charybdis all-orifices-fuck is the only weird thing

>> No.13386547

>>13386541
You're an animal anon. Is it weird when you touch YOUR dick?

>> No.13386551

>>13386547
It's not weird, it's gay.

>> No.13386552

>>13386543
when they're with inhuman hands, yeah it's a bit weird
how does having booze poured all over your dick not burn like hell?

>> No.13386553
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13386553

>>13386433

> You mean the story where he misinterpreted the dragons profile?

No-one listened to me the last time I made my excuses for this, so I'll try again:

Back when I first came up with the idea for that fic, which was a time when the biggest mg threads were on /d/, not even /a/ yet, MGE dragon becoming a timid defanged baby factory upon marriage was the... well, I won't call it the "popular" interpretation, because no-one except me liked the idea of taking dragons down a peg, but it was the widely-agreed interpretation of the profile, though much-despised.

Retcons and retranslations have since demolished that entirely and given dragon husbandos reason to celebrate their waifu's indomitably, but it honestly seemed cut-and-dried sub-slut territory at the time.

TL;DR: I may not be able to read, but neither could most people back then.

>> No.13386556

>>13386541
>>13386552

>not liking BIG MEATY PAWS
Fags

>> No.13386558

>>13386553
>No-one listened to me the last time I made my excuses for this
And you didn't listen to our rebuttals, so here we are again.

>> No.13386559
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13386559

I like this snake.
I think it's cute.

Do you have other monsters you think thy're cute?

>> No.13386561

>>13386530
As with all these stories, it came with a single illustration from KC.

http://exhentai.org/s/83b168e593/720941-127

The other stories regard a slime, a holstaurus, and a succubus.

>> No.13386562

>>13386553
>it was the widely-agreed interpretation of the profile

It most certainly was not.

>> No.13386564

>>13386556
I like them but I still think it's a bit weird

>> No.13386566
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13386566

>>13386559
Many.

>> No.13386570

>>13386556
Closet furry.

>> No.13386571

>>13386553
>TL;DR: I may not be able to read, but neither could most people back then.
Nor can most people now.

And as further proof, even then, it was pretty obvious to read that they'd only submit to their husband even in the most extreme cases. So it's still a poor excuse.

>> No.13386578
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13386578

>>13386559
I like these alps

>> No.13386583

>>13386553
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13335738/#13340908
Yes, we've been over this, you're wrong.

>> No.13386584

>>13386559
>Sandersonia
Excellent taste.

>> No.13386591

>>13386578
im still waiting for sanji to unlock okama mode and stop being useless.

>> No.13386592

>>13386553
>when the biggest mg threads were on /tg/
Fixed.

>> No.13386601

>>13386591
Whatever, he's still more useful than most of the other faggots.

>> No.13386609

>>13386591
>Sanji has a genderswap mode
>Becomes twice as fast or some shit
>Much more flexible
>Wrecks shit
>Useless in a fight because "She" can't stop groping herself
The masturbation doujins write themselves.

>> No.13386625
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13386625

>>13386584
Big, long, scary necks.

>>13386578
Shivering_intensifies.png

>>13386609
>>Useless in a fight because "She" can't stop groping herself
Yeah that sounds about right.

>> No.13386626

>>13386609
>"She" also can't stop hitting on Nami and Robin while in genderswap mode

How far can this go?

>> No.13386632

>>13386626
>Says that "She" should shower and sleep in the women's cabin, rather than the men's bunk

>> No.13386636

So on the earlier discussion of "Strong MGs want Strong men!" and "Weak MGs want Weak men!"

What would Alps want in a man?

>> No.13386642

>>13386636
A penis.

>> No.13386643

>>13386636
Depends on what they were attracted to as a man.

>> No.13386644

>>13386636
The strength of a coursing river!

>> No.13386645

>>13386591
>implying he will be relevant and wasn't killed off-screen
>implying cabbage is not new not-useless sanji

>> No.13386649

>>13386636
Who cares what alps want?

They get what give them, and they'll like it.

>> No.13386653

>>13386290
>>13386292
>>13386312
>>13386330
>>13386334
>>13386406

Maybe later. But first I need to write something that will put me in the lower echelons of shit writers.

>> No.13386658

>>13386644
>TFW you can't even fulfill an alp's fantasies

Would she settle for the strength of a leaky faucet?

>> No.13386660

>>13386644
You dun goofed.

>> No.13386662

>>13386658
>>13386649
What he said. They don't get to choose.

>> No.13386666

>>13386334
Not unless you also did Familiar. Now that would be suspicious.

>> No.13386667

>>13386658
Only if you plow her with the force of a great typhoon.

>>13386660
I realize. orz

>> No.13386668

>>13386653
>But first I need to write something that will put me in the lower echelons of shit writers.
Good luck out-shitting my unpublished stuff.

>> No.13386670
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13386670

Why didn't Crabman chose the plant instead of the fish for the harem?
Mero is literally the most forgettable girl in EMG, right before Doppel.

Is it because she is too similar to Suu?

>> No.13386672

>>13386653
And what's that?

>> No.13386675

>>13386662
What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp?

>>13386667
dammit why do alps need some strongman to fuck them, it's not like they're Lions or something

>> No.13386676

>>13386667
I would ream an Alp with all the strength of a raging fire.

>> No.13386682

>>13386675
Well, I hear they're into men mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

>>13386676
Better get down to business then!
Or did they send the Alp daughters when she asked for sons?

>> No.13386683

>>13386672

Something involving a not-so-nice Succubus teaching an asshat a lesson in humility that may or may not include Alping him forcibly through mental domination and nearly killing him

>> No.13386686

>>13386675
>What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp?
_____Git gud_____.

>> No.13386690

>>13386675
>What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp?
Then you're an alp.

>> No.13386691

>>13386683
I like the sounds of it. Looking forward to readin' it.

>> No.13386693

>>13386690
>And then he was Alp
I hope you're taking responsibility Anon

>> No.13386702

>>13386693
Two alps for the price of one? You're damn right I'm impregnating them both and giving them gallons of Holstaur milk.

>> No.13386707

>>13386702
>gallons

That might be too much for them.

>> No.13386708

>>13386702
Guess there are worse things than two well trained voluptuous Alps.

>> No.13386711

>>13386707
I'll experiment with one to find out the right amount.

>> No.13386716

>>13386670
>Why didn't Crabman chose the plant instead of the fish for the harem?
And Zombina, and Tio, and the minotaur girl, and the yuki-onna...

I like more secondary characters than the ones from the harem.

>> No.13386720

>>13386711
Use the one that just Alped and couldn't even dom the other original Alp, he deserves it. Not like he'd fight back anyways if he ended up ballooning.

>> No.13386722

>>13386670
Delicious fat Kii

>> No.13386723

>>13386711
Well good luck.

Holstaur milk is a miracle.

>> No.13386726

>>13386716
Most of the side characters are better than the main harem. It's why there's a certain charm when they show up again

>> No.13386727

>>13386691

You're a sick man.

>> No.13386731

>>13386720
That's what I was planning.
>>13386723
Praise Hathor.

>> No.13386733

>>13386683
Do it. Delivery date when, I'd want to check this out, if only because I like seeing asshats get Justice from a Succuslut of all things.

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>>13386731
Indeed.

>> No.13386741

>>13386731
Praise Hathor. May many female paladins see the light.

>> No.13386742

>>13386683
I've been hoping from something like that for a while. Will it be from the PoV of the succubus, the alp or general 3rd person narrator? Just make sure you don't post it when the thread is going through one of its turbulent periods.

>> No.13386748

>>13386733
>>13386742

Third person narrative and i'll work on it as soon as my writing refractory period wears off. Three rounds of happy fun times with [REDACTED] takes alot out of a man.

>> No.13386750

>>13386683
So it's something like Vengeance in little humanboy city?

>> No.13386755

>>13386670
Nah, Suu is olev. Kii can be a bitch.

>> No.13386759

>>13386755
Kii is just a kuudere.

>> No.13386779

>>13386726
>>13386716
Maybe cause most of the side characters have their own interests and lives with little or no attachment to one strangely durable Japanese young adult.

>> No.13386837

>>13386750

Sure, why not. But unlike YBA i'm not going to keep it going because at the end i'm not a sadistic, yet delicious bastard.

That and I kind of suck at this

>> No.13386875

>>13386683
>A monster being an ass to a human
What a shockingly new concept.

>> No.13386877

>>13386837
I just want a story about some utter bastard that has it coming turned into an Alp, broken and rebuilt into a good little Succubutt.

>> No.13386886

>>13386877
I'd read it.

>> No.13386888

>>13386877
I could go for that, I want to see his smug smile broken and replaced with a cock in her mouth

>> No.13386917
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13386917

I really want stuff with those gentle and kind pirates. Anyone remember that stuff

>> No.13386924

>>13386875

What a shocking new concept that somebody would be a stick in the mud.

>> No.13386937
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13386937

>>13386917
Yes, but if I'm going to join a MG pirate crew, it'll be Captain Redtail's crew of adventurous chaotic good pirates.

Later her descendants will start a Fish n' Chips franchise under her name in Monster Girl City.

>> No.13386939

>>13386924
>#SickBurn

>> No.13386949

>>13386683
>not-so-nice Succubus
>teaching an asshat a lesson in humility
Uhhh

>Alping him forcibly through mental domination and nearly killing him
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>13386939
Why the >

>> No.13386951

>>13386875
That's what he gets for being a grumpy bear.

>> No.13386955

So I decided to try the Rosario Vampire manga because it has a ton of chapters. That guy last thread wasn't kidding when he said it turns into Shonen, but I didn't think it would be that quick.

It went zero to Shonen before I could even settle into a waifu. The fuck? I expected vampire/succubutt/yuki-onna antics, not kill kill kill

>> No.13386962

>>13386939
if you're gonna imitate my posts at least do it right...

>> No.13386964

>>13386949
>Why
Just in case "muh posting standards"-anon was around.

>> No.13386971

>>13386951
>grumpy
So forced corruption/transformation is an appropriate punishment now?

>> No.13386976

>>13386964
So you like to start shit? Nice.

>>13386951
Fuck off.

>> No.13386980

>>13386964
well arent you a badass

>> No.13386981

>>13386976
>So you like to start shit
With people who give me smarmy quips? Absolutely.

>> No.13386991

>>13386980
Obviously not as much as you.

>> No.13386992

>>13386971
If humans can torture and hurt monsters because they don't like them, why can't monsters hurt humans? Don't be a racist.

>> No.13386999

>>13386992
>If humans can torture and hurt monsters
Wait, we can do that now? Without getting buzzwords shoved into our anus?

Great.

>> No.13387008

>>13386999
Well you shouldn't, because its' wrong, and I'm sure your mother would cry.

>> No.13387010

>>13386955
Did it end already?

>> No.13387021

>>13387008
>because its' wrong
>your mother would cry
Two things I don't give a toss about.

>> No.13387022

>>13386999
>What is Vengeance
No don't pull this fucking bullshit

Bullshit like >>13386875 is getting obnoxious.

>> No.13387029

>>13387022
At the risk of making you even more mad:

What are you on about? Don't act like Vengeance isn't an exception.

>> No.13387031

>>13387010
I have no idea, I'm not even halfway through what I see

>> No.13387034
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13387034

>>13386937
> Captain Redtail
There's no greatest captain than Captain Onahole!

>> No.13387036

>>13387029
>An exception
So basically you acknowledge it's hypocritical to complain about one and not the other, but you still want to do it?

>> No.13387041

>>13387034

>TFW nobody remembers Ana O'Hoole

>> No.13387042

>>13386414
Arthropod. Hopefully I didn't forget to bring my bug spray.

>> No.13387049

>>13386888
>>13387022

You! Where is your name? Are you trying to escape the system!?

Guards, we've got a free thinker! Take him down!

>> No.13387051

>>13387034
Fuck Captain Onahole. Preferably in her manticunt, but her tailpussy is fine too.

>> No.13387052

>>13386992
>If X can Y why can't Z Y?

Great logic there, mate.

>> No.13387062

>>13387010
It did end. The ending was typical happy ending, MC power boost, beats final boss, everything back to normal.
>>13387031
You will enjoy the characters. Theres one angel girl that cant talk, she is insta-waifu material.

>> No.13387064

>>13386888
sounds like it'd help you self-insert into the story

>> No.13387069

>>13387049
I fucked up posting via mobile pls do not bully

>> No.13387076

>>13387036
What are you babbling about?

>> No.13387078

>>13387076
Can't you read the post it's replying to?

>> No.13387084

>>13387069
that's what you get for trying to be "clever" you surprise box faggot B]

>> No.13387093

>>13387078
Injecting some sense into them would probably help.

>> No.13387094

>>13387041
O'Hoole is a good captain.
Just don't let her convince you to play dice with her.

>> No.13387100

>>13386999
Nuh-uh, you'd be an edgy grimdark maledomfag alpha-wannabe paladin with insecurities.

>> No.13387110

>>13387094
Fuck that, I figured out I'm good at liar's dice from Red Dead. I'll play the tits off her.

>> No.13387111

>>13387100
Oh no, anything but that!

>no HFY
You had one job.

>> No.13387113

>>13387084
Well I don't think I was really being clever but OK

>>13387093
Are you implying there isn't? Vengeance exists, and it's pretty much torture porn with Monster Girls mutilated left and right, and people are relatively fine with it. The story with the inverse should be fine as well.

>> No.13387114
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13387114

>>13387034
>Cap'n Onahole is still being used
I feel a bizarre, albeit unwanted sense of accomplishment.

>> No.13387115

http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/White-Deer-529376522

Reminder. Sopping wet doe cunt.

>> No.13387116

You're a beginning adventurer out to make a name for yourself in a fantastical world of genericness.
Upon reaching your decide to get yourself a companion to go along with you, because that shit is mandatory and you can't power level on the peninsula of power with only one party member.
Who do you pick?
The tanky Cow Girl Knight who wants to do her very best to make sure you're never harmed?
The extremely creepy Shirohebi healer that watches EVERY LITTLE THING you do?
The Dark Elf Ranger with balanced stats and good equipment?
The annoying Cat Girl loli who keeps going "ONII CHAN"?
The Living Doll that has a canon for an arm and an unmatched poker face?
The Werewolf Warrior that starts with very good gear, and is proficient with 1 and 2 handed weaponry?
The Apophis Black Mage who doesn't like you being too far away from her?
The Scylla with ambitions to become the greatest Pirate in history?
Or the Salamander Berserker with numerous scars and one eye?

>> No.13387121

>>13387062
>happy ending, MC power boost, beats final boss, everything back to normal.
Didn't the main heroine get cunt blocked by her mother('s personality/mind)?

>> No.13387124

>>13387116
>Upon reaching your decide
>Upon reaching your first town, you decide*
Shit son.

>> No.13387125

>>13387116
Creepy Shirohebi healer.

>> No.13387126

>>13387113
>people are relatively fine with it
I'm not, so stop trying to pull this pathetic "b-but other people are doing it!" excuse.

>> No.13387128

>>13387113
>The story with the inverse should be fine as well.
Oh I agree.

But let's pretend that concept isn't 98% similar to all the other stories.

>> No.13387129

>>13387116
Shirohebi and/or Living Doll.

>> No.13387130

>>13387116
Give me one Salamander Berzerker

>> No.13387131
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13387131

>>13387116
Cow knight.

>> No.13387135

>>13387116
Cow-girl all the way.

>> No.13387140

>>13387116
salamander berserker

>> No.13387141

>>13387116
Apophis black mage or Shirohebi healer

>> No.13387146

>>13387125
>>13387129
I'd sex the creepy right out of her.

>> No.13387148

>>13387116
The Salamander Berserker with numerous scars, one eye, a cannon for an arm who wields a greatsword that looks more like a slab of iron.

I think she's looking for a Lilim that raped her husband into imbecility and has demons after her, but she looks pretty strong. And hey, she says we're going on a boat ride!

>> No.13387149

>>13387116
>decide to get yourself a companion to go along with you
No I don't.
All the glory/loot is mine.

>> No.13387150

>>13387128

It's more so about the execution than the similarities between other stories. I could literally do a story where a Succubus gets turned into a ball gargling cum dump by a Paladin and people wouldn't bitch nearly as hard because it's only good smut if the male isn't being used with predatory indifference.

>> No.13387152

>>13387116
>The Apophis Black Mage who doesn't like you being too far away from her?
Redundant as it might be given I always play Black Mage too, she sounds nice.

>> No.13387158

>>13387126
Well then I guess you're a faggot. Vengeance has been around since the old /a/ days and is a staple.

>>13387128
So because it's popular it shouldn't be done because something else is under represented? That sounds stupid, if it's popular, it's popular for a reason. Because people want it and want more. Instead of bitching when people write stuff that doesn't appeal to you, man up and start writing it yourself. That's how Vengeance came to be.

>> No.13387160

>>13387146
I'd sex the creepy into her. Make her double creepy.

>> No.13387168

>>13387148
>And hey, she says we're going on a boat ride!
And anon was never heard from again. Rumours say they've almost reached their destination, but no proof exists.

>> No.13387169

>>13387158
>Vengeance has been around since the old /a/ days and is a staple.
Like I give a fuck.

>Well then I guess you're a faggot.
Wooooooooooooooooooow

>> No.13387170

>>13387160
Whatever floats your pirate ship anon.

>> No.13387172

>>13387116
>tanky cow girl
B-But I also want to be the tank

>> No.13387178

>>13387116
Salamander, in lieu of a wispy, esper like girl.

>> No.13387180

>>13387121
Both personalities merged. A lazy way of saying both personalities won the MC.

>> No.13387183

>>13387150
That hypothesis is easily testable.

>>13387158
>bitching
Funny how everything is always "bitching".
It's a miracle we get anything across here at all.

>> No.13387190

>>13387172
you can both be the tank double the tanking power

>> No.13387193

>>13387160
You fool, you can not comprehend the powers you are toying with!
But seriously, how could she even be creepier?

>> No.13387199

>>13387172
Then you can protect her when she's in trouble. She'd dig you being her Knight in shining armor while her HP is low.

>> No.13387200

>>13386992
>>13387022
>>13387113
>but MOM all the other moms are letting their kids do it why can't I do it?!

>> No.13387207

>>13387193
She's already watching you eat, drink, and go to the bathroom.
Maybe she cuts you in your sleep and licks your wounds?

>> No.13387208

>>13387180
That's... blander than expected, or maybe exactly as bland. Still, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy parts of it or that I won't eventually finish reading.

>> No.13387211

>>13387116
I would take them all, but I think that would make it even harder to level up.
And I don't mean it for the division of XP.

>> No.13387220
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13387220

Edgelords on any side of the spectrum are big homos either way.

Get your brains checked.

>> No.13387221

>>13387211
Only one can be chosen. If you take more than one a very bad end awaits for one of them.
>And now you'll defy fate/the world to save all of them

>> No.13387225

>>13387193
Standing over my bed at night, writing epics where we fall in love and fuck for pages and pages, masturbating to my smell, hexing any girl that looks at me, etc.

>> No.13387229

>>13387116
God damn it, I can't decide between the cowgirl and the werewolf.

>> No.13387230

>>13387220
>"Guys look! Look at this fence I'm sitting on! Guys you're not looking!!!"

>> No.13387231

>>13387172
>>13387190
>Cowgirl and human in full armor crushing things together
Boner stop.

>> No.13387241

>>13387229
Listen to your heart, or your dick, or your dick's heart.

>> No.13387242

>>13387116
I'll go with the werewolf, I'd be better sitting in back healing and shooting magic anyways. I would want to give her belly rubs and ear scratches when she does good though.

>> No.13387244

>>13387230
>>"double quote"

>> No.13387250

>>13387244
I was gonna do triple, but that would've been too much.

>> No.13387253

>>13387230
This post is way too abstract for me to understand.

>> No.13387259

>>13387242
I just imagined anon with the Werewolf, after heated battle defeating the BBEG's lieutenant. Just as the BBEG steps forth to give his evil speech and take to the field personally, anon asks for a timeout and starts petting and spoiling the Werewolf.

>> No.13387260

>>13387253
Well try again.

Pay your tribute to the lord of the fence, ally of none and master of ambiguity.

>> No.13387262

>>13387221
W-What are you talking about?
How could having more than one the coolest girls in my party be dangerous for them?

>> No.13387263

>>13387260
Funnily enough this helped me understand what you were trying to say.

>> No.13387269

>>13387116
>No noble Dhampir using a rapier
Meh

>> No.13387273

>>13387263
I am just as suprised as you.

>> No.13387276
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13387276

>>13387220
As if grimdark paladins weren't enough, now we got grimdark traitors!

>>13387241
Alright, I choose the wolf girl. I don't even know why I hesitated in first place.

>> No.13387280

>>13387262
Because you were told one and only one.


>>13387269
She's being added in the next patch alongside the Succubus Swordsman and Fairy Sage.

>> No.13387282

>>13387116
I'll take the Dark Elf Ranger, I need some good ranged support.

>> No.13387291
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>>13387280
What about a chuuni Lamia sword-dancer?

>> No.13387296

>>13387280
What about a Vampire Bloodmage?

>> No.13387297

>>13387116
Can I be a villain with an evil companion?

>> No.13387303

>>13387297
You don't get to bring allies.

>> No.13387308

http://i.imgur.com/goEr5Kp.gifv

>> No.13387309

>>13387116
I'll take the berserker.

The scars and missing eye are a bonus for me, just means they can fight.

>> No.13387312

>>13387308
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>13387309
>just means they can fight.
It also means they lack depth perception.

>> No.13387314

>>13387280
Mouse Girl Thief?

I need her to disarm traps and pick locks.

>> No.13387316

>>13387291
>chuuni Lamia sword-dancer
Dev who came up with a similar idea was fired. We're working on a Wight Dancer who gets Vietnam flashbacks of her life before death and a Lizardman who thinks she is a Samurai.

>> No.13387317

>>13387308
>Futa
No thanks.

>> No.13387320
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>>13387297
sure

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13387321

>>13386559
HAPPY HAPPY

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>>13385862
>many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go

Would a Kiki try to save you if the Devil Bugs claimed you first?

>> No.13387326

>>13387312
I dunno, Xiahou Dun turned out pretty well.

>> No.13387327

>>13387303
>>13387320
But I want an evil waifu

>> No.13387332

>>13387327
You need a higher level than a hero does to get an evil companion.

>> No.13387333

>>13387323
>Implying anyone int heir right mind would pick devil bugs over Kikis
What the hell is wrong with someone like that.

>> No.13387335

>>13387327
In the future Expansion you can go the evil route and choose between an Archmage Lilim, a Meek Dark Matter, and an Oni Dark Knight.

>> No.13387336

>>13387259
>BBEG gets jealous

>> No.13387337

>>13387303
They are not my allies.

>> No.13387344

>>13387321

Go away Monet you're just a filthy faker

>> No.13387350
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13387350

Do you think fluffy girls could orgasm from ear touching alone?

>> No.13387351

>>13387337
Don't worry, no charge for the DLC.

>> No.13387353

>>13387116
Since i'm a ranger myself, i'll take the Cow knight. But if i let my dick do the thinking i'll take the shirohebi without any second thoughts.

>> No.13387354

>>13387351
And why would I want them?

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13387358

>>13387335
>Oni Dark Knight
Neat

>> No.13387359

>>13387335
Can you customize the dark matter on creation?

>> No.13387361

>>13387335
>Archmage Lilim

Balance ruined forever. Shit game, don't bother. 11/10 - IGN

>> No.13387362

I'm going to bed, once again knowing monster girls will never be real.

>> No.13387364

>>13387335
Can you be a hero who manages to romance them to the side of good?
>>13387350
For the sake of my fetishes I'm gonna say yes.

>> No.13387366

>>13387308
>that ad
lmao

>> No.13387369

>>13387333

I would.
I'm not into monstergirls because I want a peppy maido to encourage me to work overtime and win the rat race.
I'm into monstergirls because I want to be kidnapped out of the rat race and dragged into a black pit of lust and depravity.

Kiki a shit. Apart from the nice feathers, they are the exact antithesis of what I want a monstergirl to be

>> No.13387375

>>13387359
All Girls are customizable.

>>13387361
The evil route is not about balance.

>> No.13387377

>>13387336
>Hell hound BBEG tells you to quit doing that in front of her, it's distracting.
>Pet werewolf and rub her belly even faster, moans starting to escape her.
>BBEG goes full on pout now, her eyes blazing as your partner just begs you to keep going, tail swishing about and slapping against your leg.
>BBEG tries to attack but as she closes, one of your hand brushes her ears and she freezes, enraptured as you scratch behind it.
>She tries to pull away but you swiftly move your hand and use your ultimate technique
>Unlimited Belly Rubs
>At the end of it she and your werewolf comrade are on the floor, faces flushed from pleasure as you rub both of their bellies.

>> No.13387379

>>13387333
You're implying the Devil Bugs let him make that choice on his own.

>> No.13387383

>>13387375
>The evil route is not about balance.
So, you're telling me all evil playthroughs are bound to fail in the end? Not bad, not bad.

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13387386

Well after accidentally bringing up a miniature shit hurricane, have some comparison charts as to why Moths are vastly superior to your goddamned Butterfree girls.

>> No.13387390
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>>13387350
No, you need to touch them deeper

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>>13385461
Neat.jif

>> No.13387392

>>13387377
I hope that hellhound goes mayadere.

>> No.13387402

>>13387383
>fail
They only fail if you game over or make a stupid decision.

>> No.13387403

>>13387358

>[ ] Don't poke her pointy teeth
>[X] Poke her pointy teeth

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13387404

>>13387390
>>13387391
I find it amusing this still hasn't been fixed.

>> No.13387414

>>13387404
pic unneeded

>> No.13387415

>>13387280
>>13387221
Then I'll choose everyone for the simple reason of defying fate!

THE WORSE THE ODDS FOR OUR PARTY ARE THE BETTER WE WILL DO IN THE END!

>> No.13387419

>>13387414
Speak for yourself, strong brown kitsune is love.

>> No.13387421

>>13387386
Counterargument: http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/

>> No.13387425

>>13387391

April 26th of the Year 2012+3,
Hound finally touches the Cow.
He is never heard from again.

>> No.13387429

>>13387421
That's not helping your case much. She's lovely.

>> No.13387431

>>13387415
>All
I sure hope you're prepared to fend off a level 9999 angel army with over 200,000 troops with your level 1 hero and his level 2 companion, as well as prevent the angels from destroying the world.

>> No.13387434

>>13387425
>His post was deleted
For what purpose?

>> No.13387440

>>13387434

Hathor granted him enlightenment. Touch the Cow and you too may ascend.

>> No.13387441

>>13387434
Erotica, duh.

>> No.13387443

>>13387434
I think he deleted it himself. He did so earlier.

>> No.13387447

>>13387434
I didn't want to take up image space with so little left.

>> No.13387454

>>13387447
Might as well delete >>13387404

>> No.13387458

>>13387431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8joT0oFuGoI

>> No.13387466

>>13387421
Reinforcing his point is not a counterargument, Anon.

>> No.13387470

>>13387447
Ah, I figured it might have been that new janitor being autistic again.

>> No.13387476
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13387476

Vanilla or Crazy?

>> No.13387480

>>13387476
Vanilla, all the way.

>> No.13387486

>>13387476
Vanilla with Crazy's eyes.

>> No.13387492

>>13387476
Why not both?

>> No.13387493

>>13387476
Vanilla but with crazy's softness

>> No.13387494

>>13387116

Werewolf, I'll be the support guy. I love the whole thugdere thing so it could be fun watching her trying to act scary and cool but getting flustered at any affection I show her.

>> No.13387498

>>13387476
Crazy.

>> No.13387513

>>13387116
I pick the devout bro-tier Succubus Paladin!

>> No.13387520
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13387520

You gentlemen like breeding monster girls? Of course you do. Here's a story about breeding monster girls.

http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz

Now here's a vote to what monster girl you start out with on your breeder farm.

http://strawpoll.me/4217388

Don't let your inner Brock down.

>> No.13387524

>>13387520
I'm down for breeding. What's the source of that anyway?

>> No.13387537

>>13387476
The usual crazy tends to be too crazy for me.
Vanilla.

>> No.13387556

>>13387476

I want the crazy one without the yandere personality

>> No.13387563
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>>13387524
http://exhentai.org/g/808278/a76e17e814/

>> No.13387571

>>13387563
Oh god thank you.

>> No.13387581

>>13387520
>No CC Yuki-onna
>No CC at all
fug

>> No.13387584

>>13387520
Good to see you around, Bromont.

"Inari past her prime, ready to give baby making another shot" in first place along with the harpy, let's hope the good taste holds out.

>> No.13387588

>>13387476
Crazy is cuter.

>> No.13387595

http://puu dot sh/hsbo6/5f2c53d8d0.webm

Wanning. Shaky screen.

>> No.13387605

>>13387595
Why, Hound?

Why would you abuse Polt's asshole like that?

>> No.13387609

>>13385314
Why do all VNs have such superb music? Goddamn I've been stuck in the introduction for 10 minutes listening to the first song.

>> No.13387610

>>13387605
Is that a trick question?

>> No.13387611

>>13387581
There us an ENTIRE thread dedicated to YUKI-ONNA CC.

Let other monsters have a chance.

>> No.13387614

>>13387595
Polt's ass is having a seizure.

>> No.13387629

>>13387476
>You will never have a cute vanilla mothgirl wife

http://i.imgur.com/PtaHUbv.gif

>> No.13387642

>>13387614
Yeah, didn't think that actually shaking the phone would have a seizure.

Last one for the night. Gonna play around with all the potential jiggle mgs I have.
puu dot sh/hsbZS/d49b345200.webm

>> No.13387647

>>13387642
Lean with it~
Rock with it~

>> No.13387651

>>13386015
>Are women destined to lose against cocks?!

Oh hey I just found where that quote came from.

>> No.13387656

>>13387520
>http://strawpoll.me/4217388
>Loli Hellhound
>Shy Wyvern with a frottage fetish
Oh my, lovely. Simply lovely.

>> No.13387669

>>13387476
when is the pregger version of yandere moth coming out?

>> No.13387683

>>13387669
6 more months.

>> No.13387686

Meek, shy gazer with a glass eye.
She can still see with her stalks.

>> No.13387699

>>13387686

Rub her cheeks until steam comes out of her ears out of fluster.

>> No.13387700

Why are Crow Tengu the best bird MGs?

>> No.13387707

>>13387700
They're NEETs. A thunderbird is fun, but is only good for a fling really. The others are birdbrains, except maybe Gandvara and Siren.

>> No.13387709

>>13387700
>Smart
>Powerful magic
>Easy to bully
>NEETs
>Silly hats
Among other reasons.

>> No.13387711

>>13387686
Shine a flashlight into her glass eye and see her head light up like a light bulb.

>> No.13387716

>>13387700
You seem to have misspelled 'Gandharva' there. No problem, happens to the best of us.

>> No.13387717

>>13386328
What KC needs is a writing partner.
Like, a person who he can relay his thoughts to on how each girl behaves, who then writes it down in a manner that actually fits and can actually come off like a well-enough-written RPG setting.
But you understand how weird that sounds, two guys discussing how supernatural fuck girls work in a setting full of supernatural fuck girls...

>> No.13387718

>>13387716
Gandharvas are second place. They're still good.

>> No.13387719

>>13387700
i like cockatrice more but hey enjoy those opinions of yours

>> No.13387722
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>>13387700
They're pure and cute and adorable and smart.

>> No.13387734

>>13387717
>But you understand how weird that sounds, two guys discussing how supernatural fuck girls work in a setting full of supernatural fuck girls...
One of them will Alp

>> No.13387741

I want to be the best friend of an RPG hero salamander and fight by her side.
I want to help her gather friends and allies before a plan goes awry halfway through and I need to hold the line while the rest take her badly injured body away to plan and prepare for the third and final arc of the story.
I am unusable as a character for the rest of the story.

>> No.13387744

How would Dragon's Dogma with monster girls work?

>> No.13387748

>>13387744
>Wolfgirls hunt in packs, Arisen.

>> No.13387765

>>13387744
>Tis weak to dickings!

>> No.13387769

>>13387744
>Tis a Troll!
>The sight of men excites it!

>> No.13387773

>>13387744
>WOOOOOW why do these werewolves always appear in packs?

>> No.13387779

>>13387773
No please, not him.

Anyone but him.

>> No.13387782

>>13387773
>LOOK THEY ALREADY GOT ME I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING
>WHAT THE FUCK MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>LOOK I'M NOT EVEN PRESSING ANYTHING
>FUCKING KC

>> No.13387789

>You will never replace a Cockatrice's red bandana with a scarf and teach her how to kick
>You will never have a Cockatrice that can Rider Kick

>> No.13387790
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13387790

Reminder that Liliwurm is the best faction.

>> No.13387791

>>13387779
>Wait, I HAVE to take responsibility if they get pregnant? Why is this game so cheap?

>> No.13387792

>>13387779
>Woooowwwwwwww. I'm getting raped. What bullshit. These cumming mechanics are bugged, I came too early!

>> No.13387793

>>13387744
>"It bears the head of a cock!"

>> No.13387796

>>13387700
>>13387707
Personally, I like Thunderbirds more. Just something about their imagery makes me think they'd be great to hang with.

>> No.13387797

>>13387790
I want to do my best to protect her smile.

>> No.13387801

>>13387791
>>13387792
>>13387782
No!

Goddammit stop it right now!

>> No.13387803

>>13387741
Do you make a surprise appearance in the epilogue after the final boss as the credits roll?

Or is there simply a somber moment of the party visiting a graveyard?

>> No.13387810

>>13387803
They find me half way through the final dungeon with one eye gone and an arm missing but a smile still on my face.

Epilogue is a marriage scene.

>> No.13387816
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13387816

"Lick my abs Anon, you know you want to."

>> No.13387818

>>13387734
>One of them will Alp
>One of them gets sexual favors
>Either way, Alps get more favoritism

I am okay with this

>> No.13387823

>>13387816
When the hell was the last time you even bathed, it's probably filthy there.

>> No.13387825

>>13387816
I'd rather see if I can fit my whole fist into her nipples, god damn

>> No.13387827

>>13387810
>Approval.jpg
Nice. Very nice indeed.

>> No.13387828

>>13387816
No thanks.

>> No.13387834

>>13387827
>If you keep the item he passes off before disappearing and have it equipped when she meets him it gets upgraded to the best stat boosting ring in the game.

>> No.13387839

>>13387816
You are a big girl

>> No.13387840

>>13387816
Keep acting like that and I won't hold your hand anymore during walks.

>> No.13387844

>>13387816
What are you doing dressed like that? Halloween as last week.

>> No.13387846

>>13387816
I really don't.
Don't you have some /fit/ bros to go impress and have fawn over you?

>> No.13387847

>>13387816
Can I lick more?

>> No.13387848

>>13387834
Ooooooh, I see what you did there. A nice touch.

>> No.13387851

>>13387816
Would she let me eat a steak off of her stomach?

>> No.13387862

>>13387803
>The second one in the series has the heroine be a cheerful holstaur fighter with another childhood friend.
>The big bad villain, an evil wizard, capture's childhood friend during an ambush.
Final boss isn't the wizard, after fighting him, you enter the final chamber and fight the childhood friend's Soulless body, now possessed by the evil god the wizard summoned and bound.

>> No.13387870

Okay Guys, time to play a game.
Think of your favorite Monster girl.
Got her? Good.
How would she react to the worst perception of her species in media, IE Vampires react to Twilight Vampires and Succubi react to The Succubus from DmC

>> No.13387872

>>13387862
This seems like it really would be a good game series.

Shame none of us can program.

>> No.13387874

>>13387782
>WHAT THE FUCK MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
This will never fail to make me smile.

>> No.13387877

>>13387870
>Crow Tengu
Good question since all I can really find are Okami and I guess Brave Frontier.
Can they really fault 'em since that's how Tengus used to look like?
Alternatively A.H.'s The Birds
Non-stop laughing.

>> No.13387878

>Decide to play some fighting games on a lazy Saturday
>Climbing up the online ladder, getting near the top
>End up matched against the same person over and over for a little over an hour
>Getting hungry so you call it quits, final win tally is 11-11
>Feeling lazy so you just head to the drive-thru
>Get back and start eating
>There's a knock at your door, you get up and open it
>Standing there is a Salamander whose tail flame is almost as large as the rest of her, and she looks like a different kind of hungry than you

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13387882

>>13387870
>"I mean, let's be real here, the on in office IS kind of a bitch."
>"We're all thinking it..."

>> No.13387883

>>13386258
>'Does that including baby making activities?'

>> No.13387884

>>13387862
It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who want to pay me tribute.

>> No.13387887

>>13387870
>Vampires react to Twilight Vampires
Disgust and horror at the perception that modern media has of her people.
After viewing/reading she acts a lot more uppity and regal for a few weeks, and tries to project a more intimidating air.

>> No.13387891

>>13387872
At the end of the second phase of the fight a small golden gem the holstaur was carrying shatters, turning out to have been holding his discarded soul.
Said soul then proceeds to ram into his body and force the god out of his body, beginning the final phase and giving the Holstaur her final attack.
It is very mana intensive and takes a minute and a half to play out but deals a shit ton of damage.

>> No.13387892

>>13387790
I'd rather a Lilim Tengu

>> No.13387897

>>13387870
>Alp

Only examples I know are Shin Megami Tensei and The Witcher. Fortunately she doesn't seem to take her mythological roots all that seriously (she's basically a succubus for fuck's sake) so I doubt she cares about either beyond them looking weird.

>> No.13387899

>>13387870
>Kikimora

She'd probably be more distressed over being underrepresented in media than anything else.

>> No.13387923

>>13387870
Crow Tengus don't appear in much, so she might be upset about that.

>> No.13387927

>>13387870
>Yeti
A bloodthirsty, dim witted, troll-like creature completely covered in white fur who eats mountain climbers, and the Canadians call her a Samsquanch

>> No.13387933

>>13387870
>Vampires react to Twilight Vampires
Extremely disgusted. She uses an extremely low part of her money (bitches please she's rich) to make a new and original trilogy about the love between a human male and a vampire at the old-fashioned way. By coincidence the protagonists have the same names than she and her husband.

>> No.13387940 [DELETED] 

>>13387870
The If we aren't counting Shenron only depiction of eastern dragons that I can think of is that D-War movie. I guess She'd be insulted by the implication that she needs to eat a plot device to be a real dragon

>> No.13387945

>the old-fashioned way
So she mind controls him until a female paladin comes and stabs her in the heart while exposing her to direct sunlight, effectively killing her ans stealing her mind controlled husbando?
I thought mermaids where the ones into tragedies.

>> No.13387947

>>13387887
>Fat goth human girls still try to become friends with her
>In the hopes that she'll hoist them away to a world where they can embark on grand adventures and bang monster boy werewolves
...No comment.

>> No.13387951

>>13387870
My Living Doll waifu would be shocked at how dolls always shown as genuinely evil. She's just a puffball who loves being held and cared for and loved. She may have a tiny bit of yandere in her, but seeing super creepy and evil dolls in the media would really upset her.

>> No.13387954

>>13387870
Discounting Shenron the only depiction of eastern dragons that immediately comes to mind is that D-War movie. I guess she'd be insulted by the implication that she needs to eat a plot device to be a real dragon

>> No.13387955

>>13387945
She was the paladin all along

>> No.13387956
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13387956

Are you Mr. Anon? Well either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a condom store in your community.

Well, you've got trouble my friend. Trouble right here in MG City.

>> No.13387965

>>13387947
This would imply that they could get anywhere near her.
Considering the manor is in a gated community and surrounded by elite undead guards and servants, it's highly unlikely they would get past the dullahan chief of security., let alone get an audience with her.

>>13387956
I have no interest in signing any petitions or joining any groups, and how the hell did you get past our anti-teleportation runes?

>> No.13387969

>>13387951
>Come home one day to find her balled up on the couch, looking sad
>When asked why, she simply asks you:
>"Do you think I'm...creepy-looking?"

>> No.13387976

>>13387965
Oh yeah, I forgot. Vampires would more likely than not be homeschooled.

>> No.13387978

>>13387969
My heart... anon please. I'm shit with words so after an awkward "N-no, of course not!" I'd just have to show her how much I love her in other ways.

>> No.13387979

>>13387956
It's fine, it's totally fine.

>> No.13387980

>>13387956
How dare you tell me I can't use one of my favorite methods of bullying Alps. Get out of my house before I bully you too!

>> No.13387985

>>13387976
It's the way I was taught, and hiring tutors is easy when your wife has massive amounts of wealth from centuries of hoarding and smart investing.

Plus it means we all get to spend more time together as a family, though her older Dhampir sister gives her a bit of trouble at times.

>> No.13387988

>>13387980
That's your method?
I guess that's nice.
You can probably guess my method.

>> No.13387989

>>13387978
Dick her till she's splintering.

>> No.13387993

>>13387956
>implying I don't fill condoms to the point they're the size of a tangerine, throwing it into a crowd of alps to watch them fight for sloppy seconds while laughing at them

>> No.13387997
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13387997

What type pf MG would you expect to work in federal parks?
Dark elf park ranger?
Dryads?
Lamias?

>> No.13387998

>>13387965
>One of them manages to get onto the property as she's heading towards the car
>Runs up squealing like the pig she is
>Vampire hisses "Peasant scum!" and backhands the goth slut so hard that her feet leave the ground
>A pair of Ghouls drag her off the property and down the street, dumping her on the corner, unconscious
>Next day in school she brags to all of the other goths about how she met a Vampire

>> No.13388000

>>13387989
I like to think that she can transform herself between full doll and full meat-person at will. Also, I'd rather not have splinters in the peen.

>> No.13388007

>>13387997
Elves and centaurs. Maybe some tentacles. The plantgirls can't move.

>> No.13388010

>>13387997
Burrs and Bees

>> No.13388011

>>13387997
Kitsunes

>> No.13388012

>>13387985
And then one day, your Vampire daughteru will ask to attend a real high school, if only for the single excuse of "I want to walk among the commoners and try to live like they do."

She then meets a boyish Pharaoh who probably acts as noble as a St. Bernard mutt.

>> No.13388014

>>13387997
Why who else but Ranger Himezumi?
What better firefighter than someone who fights with fire?

>> No.13388016

>>13387998
Human girls a shit. Mamono master race.

>> No.13388018

>>13387998
>Vampire hisses "Peasant scum!" and backhands the goth slut so hard that her feet leave the ground
This pleases me.

>> No.13388020

>>13388012
>This is pretty much why I went to middle school
I'd allow it, exposure to different environments is always healthy, though I would limit it to the small local school at first, mainly to ease her in to the genetic cesspool that is the world.

>> No.13388021

>>13387997
I would guess elementals would be a top contender alongside dryads and elves.

>> No.13388022

>>13388014
>"Only you can prevent wildfires."
>"I would help, but I burn things without even trying."

>> No.13388058

>>13387891
Sounds like a damn good finale.

>> No.13388066

>>13387997

Bear girls of course.

They'd spend their time torn between preventing forest fires and stealing picnic baskets.

>> No.13388080

>>13387998
>>13388018
>It's a daily struggle to leave the manor
>The teenage goth hordes teem outside our gate
>The veteran guards steady the new recruits as they watch the cellphone lights grow ever more in number
>It's the day we go to a charity event in the city, and they know it
>The gates swing open violently, smashing aside their front line
>Three cars peel out of the driveway
>Two armored SUVs with turret mounted heavy machine guns loaded with rubber bullets
>Between them, the all black limo that will take us to the meeting and back
>The tide surges forward, the only thing keeping them at bay is the unrelenting fire from the machine guns on the SUVs and the guard towers
>Once we gain speed and hit the road, we will be safe
>Suddenly a massive blow sends our limo lurching to the side
>It's one of their elite forces, a Hambeast, bred in the deepest and darkest pits of loneliness and desire for attention
>She latches on to the side of our car, and even concentrated fire isn't enough to knock her off, rounds bouncing off her hide and striking those around her
>She stumbles though, and we get away, accelerating as fast as we can from the carnage at the gate, as guards in full riot gear now move out to beat down the horde, enraged at missing their opportunity to see us yet again
>This is a monthly occurrence, and both sides pay for it dearly
>Such is life as an undead elite in these modern times

>> No.13388088

>>13387956
That's the most straight thigh/butt line I have ever seen in my life, Ms. Cheshire.

>> No.13388089

>>13387998
>>13388080
Why don't they just let the zombies rape them to undeath?

>> No.13388092

>>13388089
Because that'd just be giving them exactly what they want anon.

You can't let the shitty human girls win!

>> No.13388093

>>13388089
>Giving them what they want
Anon...

>> No.13388095 [SPOILER] 
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13388095

What would you do if you saw a cute monster girl being sold as a slave?

>> No.13388097

>>13388095
Buy her to give her a nice life.

>> No.13388098

>>13388095
It's a trap, the brute is actually the slave.

>> No.13388100

>>13388095
Buy her.
Move to a distant town with high demand for slave monster girls.
Sell for a profit.
Repeat ad infinitum.

>> No.13388107

>>13388098
The shame is half this thread probably doesn't remember it.

>> No.13388110

>>13388095
>Implying the girl is the slave.
You insensitive bastard.
#BruteLifesMatter

>> No.13388118

>>13388095
>buy an ogre
>order him to beat loli into submissive slave and take your money back
It's like in GTA, you use bitches and kill them later

>> No.13388121

>>13388110
Well, she is the one bound and gagged, with him stating a price...

What? No, don't be silly. Of course it's not just five Familiars in a giant costume attempting to 'sell' their Loli Lamia Mistress...

>> No.13388123

>>13388098
>>13388110
but then why is she gagged?

>> No.13388129

>>13388123
To trick you into thinking she's what's up for sale obviously.
It's shown in the next pic in that short series, a guy "buys" her and gets left with the brute while she walks off counting the cash.

>> No.13388130

>>13388121
>>13388123

See >>13388098

Somebody will post the second pic eventually you newfags.

>> No.13388131
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13388131

>>13388123
She is a jewnuki pretending to be lamia

>> No.13388135

>>13388123
Maybe she's really into bondage & being a sub?

>> No.13388137

>>13388129
>>13388130
out with it then.

>> No.13388138

>>13388130
I've seen it. Wasn't the spoiler enough to indicate the joke?

Geez, this is why people say you all lack even an ounce of creativity.

>> No.13388142

>>13388138
Making a five ducks in a man costume joke has nothing to do with the first part of what you said at all. This is why people all say you're not funny.

>> No.13388146

>>13388098
And where is the trap exactly? Getting big strong slave soldier is better than some shitty snake cloaca slave. You can tell him to catch dozens of loli slaves for free

>> No.13388150

>>13388146
I would Master Blaster bro it up with him all day long.

>Who run monster town?

>> No.13388158

>>13386414
fluff district

>> No.13388162

>>13387997
Bears

>> No.13388166

>>13388012
>The vampire frequently has to break up fights between the Pharaoh and the French-speaking Wight girl, who insults her for her seemingly "boorish" behavior
>The two have almost the same relationship as Asuka and Lili, with the Vampire trying hard everyday to make sure they don't beat each other up TOO hard.

>> No.13388169
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13388169

>>13388095
Enjoy your new slave.

>> No.13388178

>>13388012
>She then meets a boyish Pharaoh
Undead Yuri? Undead Yuri.

>> No.13388182

>>13388178
But that's forbidden love.

>> No.13388183

>>13388169
Sure
>ogre-kun kill that bitch and get my money back

>> No.13388189

>>13388178
I was thinking more of "Reverse Trap shenanigans that turns into a regular friendship."

>> No.13388190

>>13388169
He looks like he'll be a total bro and a good bodyguard as well. Much better then a sex slave.

>> No.13388192

>>13388189
That's because you're not a total faggot.

>> No.13388193

>>13388178
>That spoiler
>Implying they won't tag team a human boy.
Twice the ojou-sama anon. TWICE THE OJOU-SAMA

>> No.13388194

>>13388183
You'd think that if he knew he could beat her he would have done that already, right?

>> No.13388198

>>13388169
>Highschool student
Since when did a highschool student have the dough to blow 3 million on a lamia slave?

>> No.13388199

>>13388189
Too bad, yurifags gotta have their stuff.

>> No.13388200

>>13388194
Yes, orcs are that dumb

>> No.13388202

>>13388199
They sure do, just not here.

>> No.13388206
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13388206

My daughteru is cuter than your daughteru. Prove me wrong with cute stories if you can!

>> No.13388207

>>13388193
But that's how it always goes. I get that anything less is Haram in this thread, but still...

>>13388189
That is also perfectly acceptable and could make for some cute friendship moments.

>> No.13388209
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13388209

Nekomasu makes the cutest monsters.

>> No.13388213

>>13388202
No but shut up though, we're being too closed minded.

>> No.13388218
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13388218

>>13388206
Your daughter doesn't exist
It's time to stop hiding in a pathetic illusion and embrace reality

>> No.13388220

>>13388166
So like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnaDiMGjeds

>> No.13388228
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13388228

What type of MG would you expect to find when you walk into a small local shop, and what kind of shop would she have?

>> No.13388229

>>13388218
Marche go home, nobody likes you.

>> No.13388234

>>13388229
No, it's you who should go home - in a real world home

>> No.13388236

>>13388213
>W-why isn't my fetish accepted? I WANT IT
Not gonna have one of those 'why so hostile' slap fights with you. Just go to /u/ for your yuri fix. You got a whole board that caters to it.

>> No.13388241

>>13388234
I am in one.

You're a no-fun butthole.

>> No.13388251

>>13388228
Anubis running a toy and hobby store.

>Obvious, old answer is obvious and old.

>> No.13388254

>>13388228
Crow Tengu running a used book store.

>> No.13388255

>>13388228
Depends on the type of local shop we're talking about.

Grocery store?
A mundane monster-girl which grows everything she has in her store on her ranch/backyard.

A shop of curiosities and strange artifacts?
A Living Doll who has her husband attending customers.

A pet shop of exotic and common animals?
A Beast type monster girl who you could confuse with one of the animals being sold in there.

A shop for magical items and potions?
A lich who has a group of skeletons run her shop for her. She doesn't get many customers, but that's ok. She doesn't need the money much.

>> No.13388265
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13388265

>>13388095
>Monster girl sells herself to slavery to find a husband who will buy her.
I would read it.

>> No.13388268

>>13388228
I could see an Anubis with a long family history running some sort of antiques or exotic imports shop, a motherly Arachne owning a textiles store maybe. Thanks to Polt I want a peppy Kobold to set up a fitness clinic.

The odd shop is the home decor one run by a team of an Elf sculptor and a Dwarf metalworker; they bicker a lot, but they sell damn good stuff.

>> No.13388270

Thugdere sharkgirl helping her boyfriend get rid of his fear of water when?

>> No.13388275

>>13388228
Pawn shop run by a dragon.

>> No.13388276

>>13388270
It would be more comedic if she was the one with the phobia.

>> No.13388277

>>13388270
When we get a thunderbird fussing over her baby chicks.

>> No.13388283

>>13388228
Alp running a comic store

Gazer running a Gamestop

>> No.13388284

>>13388265
>A Tanuki who willingly subjects herself to slavery to find a guy who might buy her out of kindness
>Has to hire a strong bodyguard to play the roe of slave master in order to find such a man, as they don't come often

>> No.13388285

>>13388276
Actually yeah it does.

Starting out with water wings and eventually becoming a proper sharkgirl by stalking her lover underwater and cuddle fucking his brains out

>> No.13388286

>>13388268
>I could see an Anubis with a long family history running some sort of antiques or exotic imports shop
That'd be neat. I'd like to see that. Those kinds of shops are always interesting to browse through.

>>13388255
>Holstaur run Grocery Store
>All the available dairy products were made with her own milk

>> No.13388287

>>13388277
>To get you to babysit them your waifu sticks them to your sweater
>They stick due to static cling

>> No.13388298

>>13388228
Cockatrice selling outdoor furniture
Gets sick of being asked how much of her stone/porcelain wares were made using live subjects

>> No.13388302

>>13388234

Why should I?

There's no one waiting for me there.

>> No.13388314

>>13388302
nice to know im not the only one

>> No.13388321

>>13388302
>>13388314
Haha, nerds!

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13388322

>>13388314

Knowing that I'm not alone in being lonely isn't exactly comforting.

>> No.13388326

>>13388322
I want to hug a Doppleganger's original form!

>> No.13388327
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13388327

Anons, my castle is being attacked by an invading force.

I have an Elf General.

I have a Zombiegirl horde advancing to the enemy as my main attack force.

I have Centaurs running the supply lines/providing ground support.

I have Wyverns providing air support/patrolling the skies.

I have Plantgirls stationed around my castle as thorn-launching turrets.

And I have an Oni bodyguard squad to fight/evacuate me should my castle be breached.

Are there any holes in my defense?

>> No.13388330

>>13388327
Elves a shit

>> No.13388332

>>13388330
Agreed. She's a traitor, kill her.

>> No.13388333

>>13388327
Yes, you aren't gathering every single man who wouldn't mind a zombie wife and having them cuddle every single one of them.

>> No.13388339

>>13388327
There are three holes in that general and therefore 3 holes in your brilliant defense when she gets fucked silly till her eyes roll up.
You know what to do.

>> No.13388343

>>13388327
You have nothing in the way of magical offense and defense, you'll be shredded by any competent archmage on the battlefield, and can do shit all back. You have no water support, so any body of water could become a deathtrap for your people if they are required to cross it as aquatic troops would be able to wreck you however they like.

>> No.13388344

>>13388327
Don't suppose there's a sea route? Nothing says SURPRISE like a grotesquely water bloated horde attacking your flanks.

Also, glad to see a lot of variety in your force. Elves have sharp eyes and with a megaphone or a decent messenger system, you're set.

>> No.13388345

>>13388339
>There are three holes in that general and therefore 3 holes in your brilliant defense
Oh, that gave me a hearty chuckle.

>> No.13388346

>>13388330
>>13388332
>>13388339

Shit, I'll need to take care of this discreetly. Who would make a better General?

>> No.13388347

>>13388333
>"Waaarm~!"
>the undead hordes have been placated
Every time.

>> No.13388356

>>13388346
That totally not Druella succubus that just moved in.

>> No.13388357

>>13388346
Literally anyone else.
Get a leanan sidhe general, they'll turn war into an artform.

>> No.13388359

>>13388332
But she was promised to be fucked for 72 hours straight if she was a good girl

>> No.13388363

>>13388357
>The Art of War
I see what you did there.

>> No.13388367
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13388367

>>13388206
My daughteru is cold, she needs a cup of hot cocoa and her favorite Weresheep wool blanket

>> No.13388369

Night everyone.
Be good and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.13388371

>>13388327
Get some dwarven warriors to patrol the catacombs. You never know when they may try to come in from underground with some Sandworms.

>> No.13388374

>>13388369
OH GOD THE DRAGON GANG IS HERE

NO NOT THE FIREWORKS AND GUNPOWDER

>> No.13388375

>>13388369
About that. I have a drunk, ranting wyvern here and she needs brownies or she'll start burning things. All the stores are closed, anyone have some brownies?

>> No.13388376

>>13388367
Why is she outside if she can't take it?
>>13388369
Remember that time the Wurm got into the room we kept the nuclear warheads in after the baby Phoenixes set off the firecrackers because the baby Hinezumi's bedroom door was left open?

>> No.13388379

>>13388376
Yes I do, why do yo-

>>13388374
Why do we store all these things?! What do we even do?

>> No.13388384

>>13388379
We take care of babies and military grade explosives.

>> No.13388386

>>13388379
We're Acme.

>> No.13388387

>>13388369
*frantically hides gasoline canister*

>> No.13388388

>>13388363
I was actually thinking of this scene but yeah I'll take that as my own credit, thank you.

http://i.imgur.com/HQZwqh7.png

>> No.13388389

>>13388387
>*actions*

>> No.13388393

>>13388389
>autism

>> No.13388394

>>13388376
It's spring, but the Yuki-onnas won't leave for northern Canada

>> No.13388396

>>13388384
What sort of company would do such a thi-

>>13388386
Ah, that explains a lot actually.

>>13388387
Splendid, what next? someone, one eating that salamander up in accounting's lunch?

>> No.13388397

>>13388394
Maybe you should get some blow-driers and encourage their migration.

>> No.13388401

>>13388228
I'm coloring this.so does anyone have any references so i can get an accurate color scheme right?

>> No.13388403

>>13388327
What are you going to do if they bring in siege machines? Those plant girls and centaur archers won't do much against cannons, catapults, or towers. Bring in a contingent of Giantesses to defend the walls.

>> No.13388406
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13388406

>>13388401
You could try black scales. For me.

>> No.13388407

>>13388401
The full version has been colored already though. You could do it again if you want, I prefer red dragons to greens anyways.

>> No.13388411

>>13388406
For you?

>> No.13388414 [SPOILER] 
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13388414

This is for the fox lover guy, anon, w/e.

This is a situation I would like to find myself in.

>> No.13388415
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13388415

>>13388411
Yes. For me.

>> No.13388417

>>13388396
Uh... is her name Susan, and does she write in large blocky letters? I may need to go on break for a few days.

>> No.13388418

>>13388228
Huh. I don't even remember this getting posted, wonder how it got out...

Also wonder why nobody's commented on the hands.

>> No.13388420

>>13388414
>upset nine-tail
No anon, you don't want to be in that situation.

>> No.13388421

>>13388417
What did you do Anon,
What did you do?

>> No.13388422

>>13388414
Why is she wearing nothing in the middle of the street? Is she one of those 'perverts'?

>> No.13388423

>>13388418
They're pretty.

>> No.13388426

>>13388397
That's just asking to get your house frozen over I'll be kind and not waste an image reply since we're running low and still on page 9
http://i.imgur.com/4K3kFSW.jpg

>> No.13388427

>>13388418
I like the gauntlet look. It's kinda like a pleasant middle ground between the cosplay tier and big meaty claws.

>> No.13388430

>>13388420
He's going to a very fluffy, very bad place in a few moments.

>> No.13388431

>>13388343
>>13388344
>>13388371
>>13388403

Hmm, good points. I'm gonna have to reach out to some mercenaries quick. And come up with the semen to properly pay all of them.

>> No.13388439

>>13388431
I volunteer!

>> No.13388448

>>13388421
I swear I didn't see the name on the bag! It was in the far back so I thought someone left it in the fridge from yesterday!

>> No.13388450

>>13388427
Me too. I had .less fix it for the big meaty claw look in the final product, but I really liked the "Gauntlet" type look he wound up with by mistake in that early draft.

>> No.13388452

>>13388414
>you'll never catch your kitsune teacher naked and grinding on your desk
>talking about how you need some corporal punishment for being such a sexy student
>she'll never get flustered when you she sees you looking
>she'll never rape you on the classroom floor
>the homeless jinko janitor will never walk in and make it a three way
>all you wanted was your pre-calculus notes

>> No.13388453

>>13388406

I think this is my favorite image of all time.

I especially love POV shots where they're holding out their hands towards you, and I love dragons.

Makes me want to try to reach for her hand in the hope that she'll pull me into my computer screen. I have a lot of fingerprints on my screen.

>> No.13388457

>>13388450
Why would you fix it? It looks more attractive.
>>13388453
Pervert. At least you never kiss the screen, do you?

>> No.13388458

>Have a dragon babysitter. Few years older than you.
>She has always been cold and imposing.
>Never been mean to you but scares you a little bit anyways.
>Mom comes home from work one day and pays Dragon. Thanks her for being such a good babysitter but says you're getting a little to old to need someone to watch you.
>This will be the last time.
>You're relived but a little sad too. You've gotten use to her.
>Come home from school the next day, Mom still isn't home yet.
>This will be your first day of freedom.
>Knock on the door.
>Open it and see Babysitter Dragon.
>Huh? Did Mom change her mind?
>Before you can say anything, she marches past you into the house.
>Stops in the living room. Pulls out a little music player with a mic and a set of speakers.
>Sings you a gender inverted version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sds5SpNd1Mw

>> No.13388463

>>13388439

Recruited! My kingdom thanks you and your body.

>> No.13388464

>>13388457

Not him, but I'm glad he did. I find the big meaty claws more attractive.

I want her to encase me entire hand in hers when we hold hands.

>> No.13388466

>>13388448
Oh lord, some one grab some keyboards and whatever can be used as a shield.
We have a level four case of ass kicking coming our way and I'm hoping some one can get a blow in this time so she hate fucks someone rather then break all our legs.

>> No.13388467

>>13385903
A bit of column A, a bit of column B.

>> No.13388470

>>13388458
>Bruno Mars

Oh she's fucking dropped.

>> No.13388473

>>13388458
good thing she's not real Bruno Mars is shit
>tell her I can't fuck shit taste
>go and fuck the Arachne wearing a Ziggy Stardust shirt

>> No.13388477

>>13388470
>>13388473
Nice to know /mgt/ has a good taste in music.

>> No.13388479
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13388479

Daily reminder that all the blood Vampires drink goes straight to their fat Vampire tats.

This is why the Duchess who lives in the castle that looms over your village is so well-endowed in the chest area.

>> No.13388480

>>13388431

About those mercenaries... uh, some bitch with horns gave me a pretty good offer to bring you to that courtyard over there so she could swoop in and fuck your brains out, probably some other stuff like taking your kingdom for herself.

Seeing as you've got these defenses, you might actually give her a good run for her money... but, well, if I come back empty handed she'll probably turn me into a alp or something. So a bit of a proposal, since you're giving this thing some thought, savvy? Won't cost a soul.

>> No.13388484

>>13388479
Heh, blood bags.

>> No.13388485
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13388485

>>13388420
You haven't even begun to see what an upset nine-tail can do.

>> No.13388486

>>13388479
This is false, and as a man with a vampire waifu I can guarantee that this is untrue.
As unfortunate as that is.

>> No.13388488

>>13388479
I would still tap that.
Because part of this is my fetish.
I'd rather just give her a bunch of milk though.
A LOT of milk.

>> No.13388489

>>13388486
We all know where that blood is going then
her heart

>> No.13388492

>>13388457
>It looks more attractive.
Matter of preference. Me, I agree with >>13388464 I like the big meaty claw look.

>>13388458
Shit choice of song, but a cute point. I'd just ask if she wanted to go to the mall or something and spend some time together.

>> No.13388494

>>13388452
Oh god anon please, I can't get a boner right now.

>> No.13388496

>>13388486
See how he lies to defend his mistress!

We must storm the Duchess' castle and vanquish the Monster Girl horrors that call it home!

>> No.13388498

>>13388485
>She burned down the city
>All because you forgot that it was her birthday
>And then proceeded to ask how old she was
>Before accidentally calling her by her sister's name

>> No.13388499

>>13388479
Stop making up shit, it'll go right to their thighs.

>> No.13388501

>>13388492
>Matter of preference
Then why do you feel the need to point out I'm wrong? Jerky-werky.

>> No.13388506
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13388506

>going to work last second to cover for someone
>no lamia wife to see me off

>> No.13388507

>>13388501
I never said you were wrong for preferring the smaller look?

>> No.13388508

>>13388458
What would a monster girl who doesn't have shit taste sing to woo you?

>> No.13388510

>>13388494
>get a boner in class
>kitsune teacher eyes you mischievously
>suddenly jinko janitor walks in for a "routine cleaning"
>in the middle of class
>all the girls giggle and leave
>all the guys glare daggers at you and leave
>it seems both kitsune teacher and jinko janitor are ovulating today
>hope you like being a daddy anon...

>> No.13388511
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13388511

>>13388506
She'll have dinner waiting for you when you get back.

>> No.13388515

>>13388508
>sing
>to woo you

I don't work like that.

>> No.13388521

>>13388480

I've fought to hard to have to deal with this crap. I'm willing to listen to your terms.

>> No.13388522

>>13388508
>Wooing me
Do I look like a fucking broad?

>> No.13388523

>>13388477
>Writefag you like references two of your favorite bands in a story
It's a good feel

>> No.13388524
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13388524

>>13388511
But she's not there. Only his daughter is, and she's a good for nothing.

>> No.13388535

>>13388508
>tfw no punk rock kikimora to sing songs of anarchy and love with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVldfXHFlCU

>> No.13388536

>>13388523
Which bands?

>> No.13388539

>>13388498
anon i would like to continue living on this continent please do not do this

>> No.13388542

>>13388535
But anarchy is messy! Anarchists don't use wastebins or anything!

>> No.13388548

>>13388498
It doesn't even need to be a MG waifu for that to result in collateral damage. You'd be lucky to be alive at that point.

>> No.13388549

>>13386716
My problem is he went for more than four girls in the harem.
At this point girls are gonna get forgotten

>> No.13388550

>>13388251
OK someone explain this to me, why are Anubises associated with Legos and all that shit? It doesn't make sense, they didn't have Legos in her time period.

>> No.13388551

>>13388542
yes I do I also recycle
>don't tell me how to live my life

>> No.13388552

>>13388550
Stop.

>> No.13388553

>>13388467
Were there any parts where she got so into the sex she just took chunks out of him? Their first time seems like the closest thing to me.

>> No.13388557
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13388557

>>13388551
>anarchist
>on the internet
How did you build the infrastructure required for this stuff?
>>13388550
You're silly.

>> No.13388558

>>13388536
Mastodon and Red Fang
Mike's Mom best girl

>> No.13388559

>>13388549
Ignore me, phone screwed up and sent me to the middle of the thread instead of the end.

>> No.13388560

>>13388550
Old greentext. Same illogical things like wyverns being crybabies and the rest.

>> No.13388561

So has anyone tried to explain how chesire transportation functions?

Is it a pop out, pop in elsewhere?

Or is is excessively fast zooming?

>> No.13388564

>>13388557
it's amazing what you can do with some string, a squirrel and a computer with internet access

>> No.13388565

>>13388550
I didn't even say Lego you dumbass!

If you're going to throw out pointless troll questions, at least manage the proper context!

>> No.13388566

>>13388550
>Anubises like ordering people around
>During a monstergirl kindergarten discussion someone pitched the idea of a Anubis having a crush on the boy she had build things for her.
>Since they're kids that anon suggested they use legos instead of actual building material
That's how I remember it anyway. It was a while ago so I might be wrong.

>> No.13388568

>>13388561
>Or is is excessively fast zooming?
Fuck you now I'm thinking of chuunis pretending to be ninjas.

>> No.13388569

>>13388557
>>13388565
If I keep asking Anubis to explain her Legos, will she finally snap from my bullying?

>> No.13388572

>>13388561
I always just figured it worked like Nightcrawler.

>> No.13388575

>>13388566
I thought it was kindergarten Anubis getting flustered when her mom calls her "her little Lego Princess" in front of the anon she likes

>> No.13388576

>>13388566
Not sure if that's how it started. First big reference I recall was Trachyon's story, which predates MGK by a bit at least.

But then I've heard him say that he got it from somewhere else even older, so I'm not really sure.

>>13388569
Maybe. Maybe.

>> No.13388577

>>13388564
But where did you get a computer with internet access outside of orderly society?
>>13388569
No. She'll explain to you in detail what wonderful things they are.

>> No.13388578

>>13388568
If they move fast enough you can't see them i'm not sure they're pretending anymore.

>> No.13388579

>>13388561
In YBA land they were bred to try to give portal making abilities to something besides a succubus. Didn't work out so well but it gave them the information needed to breed jabberwocks.

>> No.13388580
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13388580

>>13388575
That definitely came after.

>> No.13388581

>>13388577
its called bartering, or whoring, because I did fuck the chick I got my computer from

>> No.13388582

>All these people answering seriously
It's like this isn't the twentieth time you've seen somebody ask this same question.
Sometimes several times in a row in the same thread.

>> No.13388586

>>13388581
So where's the internet coming from? Or your electricity?

>> No.13388587

>>13388561
I always assumed it was teleportation coupled with invisibility. I just imagined you could be minding your own business in your own house when suddenly you get hit by something invisible and soft and then next thing you know that lewd Cheshire who was following you around during school is sitting on your face with that fucking smug-ass grin on her face.
I want to fuck a Cheshire's fat ass and watch it jiggle.

>> No.13388588

>>13388582
Newfags still ask stupid questions all the time, and also ignore the answers. No way to tell if someone doesn't know or is playing dumb.

>> No.13388589

>>13388577
Surely she won't explain every time, right? She has to get tired eventually right?

>> No.13388591

>>13388586
The cunt of a thunderbird

>> No.13388593

>>13388589
The answer will always be different, of course.

>> No.13388594

>>13388586
calm down man I'm not really an anarchist I'm just some ghetto ass punk who loves breaking things

>> No.13388595

>>13388564
BUH-BUH-BARIAN

>> No.13388597

>>13388593
But will she get frustrated ever by it? Will she finally snap?

>> No.13388598

>>13388582
So? Do you want to be like the average crossboarder and say "lurk more newfag xD" every time?

>> No.13388599

>>13388591
That explains the power, not the internet.

>> No.13388603

>>13388553
It's been a while, but no, generally speaking I think it was always the other way around. She got so into feeding on him it turned into lewd. I think I wanted to make it so that she didn't want to soil the intimacy with feeding because she hated that part about herself.

>> No.13388605

>>13388594
>I'm not really an anarchist
I know that, but you had potential there for some fun stuff.
>>13388597
She'll give you a different answer every time, expecting you to snap.

>> No.13388606

>>13388598
>Unironically talking about crossies here
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>> No.13388609

>>13388595
Bejabbers!

>>13388606
>Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
Not this meme again.

>> No.13388613

>>13388609
>Complains about crossboaders
>Complains about memes
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.wav

>> No.13388615

>>13388598
Somebody uses that particular question as a weird, subtle troll(?) in this thread. I remember at one point they spammed it 4 or 5 times in the space of half an hour or so just to make it obvious what they were doing.

I don't even particularly mind it, since it isn't disruptive, I just feel bad for all the people wasting a few seconds of their lives to give it a serious response.

>> No.13388616

>>13388605
>but you had potential there for some fun stuff
sorry man gotta get some sleep
please don't burn the thread down, but get a fire started for when I get back

>> No.13388617

>>13388605
Man, why's Anubis senpai have to be such a bully by bullying me by completely disregarding by bullying attempts?

>> No.13388618

>>13388609
This thread is /a/ in exile. Talking about crossies like a native and like you're not in a irrelevant minority is beyond silly.

>> No.13388619

Everybody stop arguing about dumb shit, you're scaring the Oomukade and making her hide! How do you expect her to be written about if she's in hiding?

>> No.13388620

>>13388595
>>13388609
That show was better than it had any right to be.

>> No.13388623

>>13388619
>Do you expect me to write?
>No, Mr. Alp. I expect you to cry.

>> No.13388624

>>13388618
Of course I know that. Doesn't mean people should be assholes like the other boards, y'know? Keeping things civil does a thread good.

>>13388615
>I just feel bad for all the people wasting a few seconds of their lives to give it a serious response
I almost feel like making a pastebin out of their responses but I'm too lazy, it's 4 am and I gotta wake up in 3 hours.

>> No.13388626

>>13388599
He uses her ass as a dish to pirate satellite internet.

>> No.13388629

>>13388619
I want Oomukade to go stay go.

>> No.13388631
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13388631

>> No.13388633

>>13388629
As you wish.
>>13388631
Diet and exercise for this semen demon, right away!

>> No.13388635

>>13388624
>People should act like /jp/ natives
>No we shouldn't, most people here hate /jp/ as a board
>But you're in our board, so act like us
>We don't bother you, so fuck off
etc, etc, etc,...

Can we not have this discussion?
All it does is waste time.

>> No.13388636

>>13388631
Nah.

>> No.13388637

>>13388603
Ah, right, makes sense.
I wonder if a Rusalka waifu would still have the same inhibitions about feeding during sex if you'd help her get over her self-loathing.

>> No.13388639

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50034001

>> No.13388640

>>13388631
Have her get toned and skinny and then we'll talk.

>> No.13388643

>>13388631
>Diet and exercise
Agreed
I like health
That ain't health, it's fat

Sloppy Joes aren't Hamburgers, fuck you captcha!

>> No.13388645

>>13388635
>>People should act like /jp/ natives
I don't think how you get that when all I'm saying is people should keep things civil.

Stop overreacting, man.

>> No.13388646

>>13388643
Meant for >>13388633

>> No.13388647

>>13388521
Well... first, you might want to stay inside for a while, she's disguised as a bird. A couple archers could shoo her away for the time being.

She'll probably come after me, which is low on my list of things to do, but I'm willing to take that in exchange for that haughty elf that kept glaring me something fierce when I walked in. As far as the semen demon knows, the elf is still your general, at least until you start overhauling your defenses. She'll spend at least a few days questioning her while you're organizing your new defenses with whoever your new general is. No harm will come of the elf, the bitch is pushy but she doesn't have the heart for murder.

What do you say, your highness?

>> No.13388648

>>13388645
I don't know how you get that*

Fuck.

>> No.13388650

>>13388645
>Implying I'm overreacting
>Not recognizing an oversimplification of how a discussion revolving around this topic ends up
>This thread ever being civil

Nah

>> No.13388653

>>13388645
>Take it easy~
>Not the bees...I mean memes!

He's right though. And this thread is pretty civil when entitled people aren't demanding the thread change to suit them. You know, like you.

>> No.13388654

>>13388631
I'd take her in missionary position and take responsibility

>> No.13388659

>>13388631
I'll take the Health!

>> No.13388660

>>13388635
>>13388650
doomsayer pls go and stay go

>> No.13388661

>>13388645
Not him but I think he's talking about the people who complain about memes and greentext misuse.
Those are a part of thread culture at this point, for better or worse. They aren't going anywhere, so complaining about them just shits up the thread worse.

>> No.13388665

>>13388660
>Doomsayer
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.13388667

>>13388660
>Newfag not knowing what doomsayer even means
This is a legit case of needing to lurk more.

>> No.13388670

>>13388653
>And this thread is pretty civil when entitled people aren't demanding the thread change to suit them. You know, like you.

Read >>13388598 and tell me how I'm "demanding the thread change to suit them". Goddamn mountains out of mole hills, Bobby, I tell ya.

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13388672

Well I hope you're happy. She's creeping and crawling around under the bed and not coming out.

>> No.13388676

>>13388670
>Person mocking crossboarders like they're somehow better than someone from another board
>This is somehow not demanding people act differently around here
Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking entitled to me.

But as >>13388635 said, let's not have this discussion.
You won't get anywhere, and all you'll do is waste peoples time, including your own.

>> No.13388677

>>13388665
>>13388667
i dont even know why you keep talking about it (while asking to not have this discussion lmao) when >>13388615 already ended the discussion

>> No.13388678

>>13388672
How will she react when I start masturbating up there?

>> No.13388681

>>13388670
>Do you want to be like the average crossboarder?
Conversely
>Don't you want to be like a /jp/ native instead?

>When there's like two people here even from /jp/ originally

It's like you can't even read what you wrote yourself. You said don't act like a crossboarder in a thread of crossboarders and the biggest single population on the board that stays here and doesn't bother anyone. I don't know what you were expecting.

>> No.13388683

>>13388678
She'll poke her antennae out to enjoy it but that's it.

>> No.13388691
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13388691

I don't want to be raped by monster girls.

>> No.13388695

>>13388683
What if I cum on her antennae?

>> No.13388696

>>13388691
NotSlut.

>> No.13388697

>>13388695
She'd probably let out squeaky noises and pull them back to tend to her hygiene, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13388698

>>13388691
Me neither. I want to romance them. With my penis.

>> No.13388705

>>13388672
Oh, on one hand I have an adoration for delicious brown and timid girls, and want to give her bunches of healing, but on the other I also love femdom, haughty girls, and being healed myself.

I am at a loss with no idea what to do with her

>> No.13388706

>>13388637
Doubt it. Just because they get over hating that part of themselves doesn't mean it isn't still in their nature. I think it'd just be lighter, that's all. You want the pain and the sensation to be a spice to the pleasure rather than being the predominant flavor. I mean, I assume. Again, I've never been eated. Some one should do a take on Prometheus where the guy falls in love with the harpy which feeds on him.

>> No.13388709

>>13388705
Heal her into a haughty girl.

>> No.13388710 [DELETED] 

>>13388676
>>Person mocking crossboarders like they're somehow better than someone from another board
>implying /a/ trash is better than /jp/

>>13388681
>>Do you want to be like the average crossboarder?
>Conversely
>>Don't you want to be like a /jp/ native instead?
pay attention, kids. now this is a strawman,

changing someone's words to make it easier to attack them

gg wp

>> No.13388712

>>13388647

Hmm. Given the situation, you actually seem quite charitable.

People were telling me to "off" the Elf, but if you're willing take her out of my hands, that works in both our benefits.

But, will you be able to seduce her enough so that she doesn't disclose any information about what she already knows about my forces?

I've just reached an agreement with the "Tentacle Storm" gang of Kraken mercenaries for my sea defense.

And I'm currently running negotiations with a few Youkos for them to land me their magic capabilities.

>> No.13388714

>>13388672
That Oomukade looks wealthy

>> No.13388715

>>13388710
>>implying /a/ trash is better than /jp/
I like how you think this is somehow going to make your opinion more popular.

>> No.13388717

>>13388691
>"You lost the fight! Stop being such a child and prepare to receive the full brunt of my earth-shaking purple thighs!"

>> No.13388718

>>13388691
>>13388698
I want to date them, build a relationship with them and spend the rest of our lives together.

>> No.13388721

>>13388691
>Husband! We have to go and raze that village and steal the men to save our tribe!
>But honey, I was a paladin, you know what they do to fallen like me?

>> No.13388722

>>13388717
>earth-shaking purple thighs
Too much snu-snu.

>> No.13388724

>>13388706
>You want the pain and the sensation to be a spice to the pleasure rather than being the predominant flavor.
Well, yeah, I didn't say I'd want her to rip chunks out of me while we fucked. Though how much "lighter" would be appropriate?

>> No.13388725

Hey Loen (or whoever submitted his Miia Bellydancing to the MonMusume Fan page) check your email. You may find a very pleasant surprise inside.

>> No.13388727 [DELETED] 

>>13388715
calm down rofl

>> No.13388730

>>13388712
Your highness, she won't remember her name by the time I leave this castle. Just show me to her quarters and I'll handle the rest.

>> No.13388732

>>13388724
I guess just normal biting without ever accelerating it to the whole T-rex rip and tear stage?

>> No.13388733

>>13388722
It's what you can expect when entering a region where all the Monster Girls are many levels above you.

He could have kept grinding in the Harpy Highlands, but no. His impatience drove him to the Cyclops Mountains before he was ready.

>> No.13388735 [DELETED] 

yo where da monster girls @

>> No.13388737

>>13388725
What's all this now?

>> No.13388739

>>13388733
>Harpy Highlands
That's not a low-level area either, a flight of Harpies is not easy to take on. Someone like him would be better off on the Maus Hills.

>> No.13388740 [SPOILER] 
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13388740

Remember this thing?

>> No.13388743

>>13388740
What about tongue pussy?

>> No.13388744

>>13388740
Ah yes, horsecock tongue.

>> No.13388745

>>13388739
I did like the quests in Maus Hills. Though I don't miss the cheese bandits trying to steal my provisions.

>> No.13388746

>>13388737

There's a neat surprise in the next Comic Ryu. That's all I can really say.

>> No.13388747

>>13388740
Back, to the discarded pile with you.

>> No.13388748

>>13388745
>the cheese bandits
Now this things needs to go from imaginary to real.

>> No.13388749
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>>13388740
She looks scared. All chameleon look scared though.

I like Abubu's.

>> No.13388752

>>13388740
Flat version never

>> No.13388757

>>13388735
>Blazing Saddles in a monster girl world
>"Where the white women at?!" becomes an Ushi-Oni shouting "Where the human boys at?!"

>> No.13388758

>>13388752
Surely there are colourfags with no morals or dignity, don't give up yet.

>> No.13388760

>>13388732
Eh, I think I'd want there to be some actual feeding involved. Not just nibbling. Just not, you know, rip and tear huge chunks of flesh.

>> No.13388761

>>13388730

2nd floor, left hall, 3rd door on the right. She keeps a knife under the nightstand next to her bed.

Do what you have to do. Just make sure I don't have any Succubi giving me trouble.

>> No.13388764
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>>13388761
I'll be very thorough.

>> No.13388770
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What do you do if your MG wife goes full on stupid mode with human tech?

As in can't figure it out?

>> No.13388773

>>13388770
Pray that it's just a temporary thing and wait until she isn't tech retarded to explain everything to her.

>> No.13388774

>>13388770
Lord my superior knowledge over her with smug satisfaction until she loses it.

>> No.13388775

>>13388770
I become her technician.

>> No.13388777

>>13388770
How stupid are we talking about? Just computers, or is she mystified by how the appliances and plumbing works?

>> No.13388778
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>>13388717
>>13388722
BIG-ASS BLUE THIGHS.

>> No.13388779

>>13388770
Give her the basic rundown on how it works. If it's easy
If it's something even I don't get, then we both try and figure it out together

>> No.13388780

>>13388748
They attack travelers, not for their gold and valuables, but for their snacks.

Cheese in particular can fetch a high price on the underground cheese market.

From Gouda to blue vein, brie to cheddar. The underground cheese market bustles with Mouse Girls selling their cheeses, either made by themselves or ill-gotten, to those looking to buy them.

>> No.13388781

>>13388732
>>13388760
Like, I'm going to assume you just meant her digging the tips of her teeth in at most. Sorry if I'm wrong in that assumption.

>> No.13388782

>>13388780
This is already a better story than anything I've ever come up with.

>> No.13388784
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>>13387520
>http://strawpoll.me/4217388

I honestly had no idea there were that many oppai loli lovers in a monster girl topic.

I'm surprised, in a good way, honestly.

>> No.13388785
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>>13388777
Some unusual new high tech item, or something you always took for granted they use magic for.

>> No.13388787

>>13388784
>You're a monster girl Breeder
Oh yeah this is gonna be-
>also a shota
Why

>> No.13388789

>>13388778

>A giant, shy Cyclops.

So much moe potential.

>> No.13388795

>>13388789
>My virginity! Nobody has taken my virginity!

>> No.13388797 [SPOILER] 
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>>13388770
>"Hey honey, listen to this with my new headphones!!"

>> No.13388798

>>13388781
Naw, like a proper mouthful where the teeth sink all the way in, just not to the point of closing the jaw and pulling back. Kinda like a vamp but with more teeth. They sink theirs all the way in.

>> No.13388799

>>13388782
If you're a writefag go ahead and use it if you want.

>> No.13388800

>>13388787
Little guy overcoming the big challenges is pretty much a hallmark of every good story.

>> No.13388801

>>13388799
Thanks, but I won't. Couldn't pull it off.

>> No.13388802

>>13388795
Go home, Polyphema. You're drunk.

>> No.13388803

>>13388795

Ha! Good one.

>> No.13388805

>>13388797
For fucks sake, didn't I tell you not to let a salesman push you into buying something you couldn't use?

>> No.13388807

>>13388740
That's not the perfect monster girl i remember.

>> No.13388809

>>13388798
>Naw, like a proper mouthful where the teeth sink all the way in
Ah. Yeah, that's good.
>just not to the point of closing the jaw and pulling back
I dunno, if she just ate a few small bits, no big mouthfuls, I'd be fine with it. Pretty sure Ranuinne did that in one lewd scene anyway, if I'm not totally mistaken.

>> No.13388811
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>>13388797
Bringing modern technology to isolated Kitsune Shrine Maidens has never been so fun!

And it's not a bad way to make a few bucks either.

>> No.13388813

>>13388800
But I don't want to be the little guy? I want to be a big guy.

Whatever. Chose the two pair of cows because I don't want loli hellhound and werwolves and the manticore didn't sound that good.

>> No.13388818

>>13388789
I think it's less shyness and and more embarrassment.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2534283
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2534282

>> No.13388821

>>13388797
I keep telling her to just buy earbuds, but nooooo. She's gone through about four pairs by now...

>> No.13388824

>>13388818
Gross.

>> No.13388837

>>13388824
Kissing girls really is gross.

>> No.13388839

>>13388818
This. This I like.

>> No.13388844

>>13388837
Gross and gay.

>> No.13388845

>>13388839
Little too big for me. Twice my size is my limit.

>> No.13388852

>>13388818

I want to indulge myself in all that flesh.

>> No.13388854

>>13388809
I mean, I could just be mistaken and misremembering that. But I'm pretty certain it happened at least once.

>> No.13388864

>>13388811
What is that fox doing to that poor bunny?

>> No.13388865

>>13388854
Naw, it happened but I mean, define small y'know? Like nibbles? I think I could do nibbles.

>> No.13388866

>>13388864
Innocent skinship between girls.

>> No.13388870

>>13388866
But a hot summer day is no time for that, is it?

>> No.13388875
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I really liked this cow.
Too bad we will never see her again.

>> No.13388877

>>13388870
Why not? That's when they're both sweaty and smelly and putting out tons of pheromones.

>> No.13388884
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13388884

There is a high ranking Police woman here to see you, what did you do?

>> No.13388886

>>13388865
Well, I guess that depends on your definition of a "nibble".
What sorts of "nibbles" did she do in that one scene? It wasn't really quite made clear, I think, but I'd probably be okay with however much she munched in that.

>> No.13388888

>>13388875
Eh, she was a slut. Good riddance.

Would've liked to see more of those Brown Sheep though.
Brown Sheep are olev.

>> No.13388889

>>13388884
I called the police department to denounce a theft.
Because she stole my heart.

>> No.13388890

>>13388884
I grabbed an Ushi-Oni's seal and ran off with it.
I apologize for nothing.

>> No.13388896

>>13388884
Well, it has nothing to do with catnip or the fifteen feline girls currently 'visiting' I can assure you of that. You have a warrant?

>> No.13388898

>>13388884

Ask her why she's here?

>> No.13388900

>>13388886
If it's the one I'm thinking of, she straight up ate into his breast, like, down to the ribcage. And to answer the question from ages back as to how he managed to keep a boner through it the first time, he drank that magic Viagra alcohol. but I guess my definition of a nibble is just a chunk or so out of the shoulder. I mean it becomes an entirely different realm when you can perfectly grow it back without even scarring. Not like there's any sense of loss to the pain so I guess anything goes, so long as it's in moderation.

>> No.13388906

>>13388884
Held her hand in public

>> No.13388907

>>13388884
I didn't take responsibility.

>> No.13388908

>>13388877
But their hot bodies pressed together like that will only make them sweatier and become delirious!

>> No.13388910

>>13388908
And in that state, they will become one. It is a spiritual experience.

>> No.13388911

>>13388875

Can you please not remind me?

Or on the other hand, maybe if there's enough of an outcry, Crabman will bring her back. He said himself he writes the manga based on the fan's opinions.

>> No.13388912

>>13388884
Sigh and drop my pants. Bloody MGC police keep abusing their power, might as well get this over with.

>> No.13388913

>>13388884
Bought a ticket to the Policeman's Ball. This must be my date.

>> No.13388916

>>13388884
I am the leader of a major human rights organization and to fight the monster menace I slipped Matango spores into the mayors coffee

>> No.13388917
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>>13388888
>Eh, she was a slut.
Not even your quads can make that true.
She's was a nice girl who needed some help with her milk problem and Kimihito helped her being the gentleman he is.

>> No.13388918

>>13388917
>Quads
>5 eights

>> No.13388919

>>13388884
I refused to assault an elf, no matter how hard she begged.
>>13388917
>Not even your quads can make that true.
Good thing he got quints then.

>> No.13388921

>>13388916

That explains all those pro fungus bills she's been passing lately, and her fancy new tophat that covers her fluffy ears.

>> No.13388924

>>13388917
>Has a boyfriend
>Lets some random guy massage, squeeze, and milk her breasts
>Not a slut
Sure.

>> No.13388929

>>13388884
Coffee or tea, and why are you here ma'am?

Far as I know I haven't broken the law in a while.

>> No.13388930

>>13388924
>cow goes unmilked
PAIN.

>> No.13388937

>>13388884
I can think of plenty of things this might be about
>Got an Oomukade drunk and didn't take advantage
>Walked an elf home safely and didn't abuse her in a dark alley
>Told a Baphomet she'll be a beautiful woman when she grows up
Which one of them is it?

>> No.13388938

>>13388929
We're using the old timey Bethesda laws now. You looked at a cup. Now you're going to pay for that with your life.

>> No.13388939

>>13388900
>If it's the one I'm thinking of, she straight up ate into his breast, like, down to the ribcage.
Huh. That's kinda hot. Only a one time occurrence though, I assume? > but I guess my definition of a nibble is just a chunk or so out of the shoulder
Yeah, that's totally fine. I'd go for that. And you're right, when there's no actual lasting damage involved and there's lots of love surrounding it it's really not so horrifying and actually becomes kind of appealing.

>> No.13388942

>>13388884
I didn't share my ice cream with a wurm

>> No.13388946

>>13388930
>Didn't let her boyfriend milk her because she thought he was cheating on her
>On an isolated farm where there's just 3 other girls
>Didn't even bother to learn the names of the animals to know those were the names he was mentioning
>Beat the shit out of him for the misunderstanding
>He wasn't even mad at her in the slightest despite having no idea why she did this

Pain is what she deserved.

>> No.13388952

>>13388942
It's going to be a long, long sentence in the ice cream mines for you!

>> No.13388953
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13388953

Would you like an MG that is way shorter than you? a little shorter than you, even height, or taller than you or a massive giant?

>> No.13388962

>>13388953
I'd prefer her to be taller than me. I'm short enough as it is.

>> No.13388963

>>13388939
>when there's no actual lasting damage involved and there's lots of love surrounding it it's really not so horrifying and actually becomes kind of appealing.
I know, right? And whilst she's healing you physically, you get to let her dote on you and love her back and heal her mentally. I mean it's not like she wants to hurt you. She hurts more than you do when she bites down, she just can't help it. Very underrated waifu if you're a fan of healing. And I mean, you get a 10/10 housewife waifu. There's healing enough for any lonely bastard.

>>13388953
Tall girls are olev.

>> No.13388965

>>13388953
Either much shorter or much taller.
Around the same height just feels weird to me, even for 3DPD human girls.

>> No.13388967

>>13388953
All fine. Prefer tall, about my height.

>> No.13388968

>>13388946

I!

I never saw it like that. You have valid points.

But! this is a manga we're talking about. Manga and anime have often repeated tropes, which, especially in harem situations includes a needlessly violent girl.

And I just now realize that my argument does nothing to make you like her more.

I just want more cow-girl god damn it! She's hot and the "country-girl" schtick is fun and attractive!

>> No.13388971

>>13388965
Are you very short?

>> No.13388975

>>13388968
Just do what I do with the MGE profiles I don't like. Remember her design, block out the rest.

>> No.13388976

>>13388818
That's not how you fuck a giant girl!
http://exhentai.org/s/a0547ae1df/799798-30

>> No.13388977

>>13388968
To each their own man.

Me, I would've liked to see more of those brown sheep twins. Shame they were just background characters...

>> No.13388982

>>13388971
5'10" now, used to be taller.

>> No.13388983

>>13388976
gross

>> No.13388990

>>13388982
painful back surgery anon? Is that you?

>> No.13388996

>>13388976
>Nostril Fucking
Slightly better than ear-fucking.

But not by much.

>> No.13388999

>>13388953
I prefer around my height, but being taller isn't bad at all. Shorter? Anything below 5 ft is a no-go.

>> No.13389001

>>13388963
So do you think you'd be able to bear rather "wild" sex akin to their first time without a magical boner aid given enough love, time to get accustomed to it and "conditioning"?

>> No.13389006

>>13389001
What, like, developing a Pavlovian Response to get hard whenever she bites down?

>> No.13389008

>>13389001
>>13389006
Yes and yes.

>> No.13389015

>>13388953
Depends which monster

>> No.13389017

>>13388990
Never had surgery aside from my knee, just joint issues.
I'm afraid I'll start taking after my father's side of the family, they shrink until they die. My grandmother was 4'8" when she dies and my father's 5'3" at 61.

>> No.13389018
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>"Hey there, fuckboy. How did a cutie like you get lost all the way out here?"

>> No.13389023

>>13388976

Is it late enough to post Giantess?

Because everyone should get off to mini-giantess Yuugi. Mini-giantess Yuugi is best Yuugi.

http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/

>> No.13389024

>>13388953
I like Anubi, Dragons, and Nightmares.

Anubi, I'd rather shorter than me, be able to hold her in my lap.

Dragon, I'd rather be taller than me, so I could be held in her lap.

And Nightmare doesn't really matter because either way I'd just be cozying up to her larger lower body.

>> No.13389026

>>13388938
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS DAY WOULD COME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>> No.13389027

>>13389008
She never got that "rough" with Theinn again after that first time though, right? Though I assume he wouldn't have minded it too much after a while together with her.

>> No.13389029

>>13388953
Much shorter, I want her to only reach my chin when she's sitting on my lap.

>> No.13389031

>>13389024
>short Anubis
Curious.

>> No.13389032
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>>13389018
I was just out camping with my girlfriend. We were just about to cook dinner. She's really good at making fires. Wanna see?

>> No.13389035
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>>13389018
>umm being called fuckboy is very triggering for me
>check your vagina privilege
>catcalling is rape btw
And then he was brutally violated for hours.

>> No.13389036
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>>13389018
I'm not lost, I was looking for a beautiful spider woman. Now I think about it you look a lot like her.

>> No.13389037

>>13389018
I came here hoping I wouldn't get raped by some big sexy monster.

>> No.13389042

>>13389018
Crikey that's a big one she is!

>> No.13389043

>>13389006
>>13389008
>after two years regular sex can't satisfy you anymore and you can only cum when you're balls deep inside your Rusalka wife with her teeth embedded in and tearing at your flesh
I'd honestly expect this to be a common occurrence with Rusalka husbands

>> No.13389045

>>13389018

I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost. I'm not a smart man.

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>>13389035
>High Impact Sexual Violence on a poor, unsuspecting SJW boy

>> No.13389051

>>13389027
Naw, she eased out after the first attempt to scare him off, and then the first time they fucked. Theinn didn't really experience how rough a rusalka could be 'till the sisters rocked up. Ranuinne is pretty demure compared, but that's more her personality fomr her previous life bleeding in. Now that I have more patience as a writer after doing more lazy slice of life type things, I kind of regret rushing to the point where things started to get moving. I could have spent much longer fleshing out her character in little interactions.

>>13389043
It's one way to inspire faithfulness I guess. You're kinda fucked is something terrible happens though. Think a Ghoul would be okay with going back to the "before" times? But then, you can't just have it grow back, either.

>> No.13389052

>>13389045

But we're in the middle of the mountains! There's no civilization for hundreds of miles!

>> No.13389056

>>13389035
Is this edited from that manga where he called the loli aniki?

>> No.13389060

>>13389052

I traveled hundreds of miles? Yikes, that sounds impressive. Is that why you like me?

>> No.13389061

>>13389031
How so?

>>13389056
Yeah. A bunch of the guy's manga got uploaded to Sad Panda the other day. They are varying degrees of lewd and ridiculous.

>> No.13389065

>>13388963
Would a depressed guy and a miserable, self-loathing but kind Rusalka meeting result in mutual healing, or just the most depressing couple ever?

>> No.13389071

>>13389051
"Nibbles" were still fair game though, right?

>> No.13389074

>>13389061
>How so?
I'm just wondering how she'll maintain her authority in the workplace when all the workers look down on her and get the irresistible urge to pat her head or pick her up.

>> No.13389076

>>13389061
>ridiculous
You're talking about the old west one, aren't you?

>> No.13389080

>>13389074
Shortstack with a violent temper and super strength.

>> No.13389083

>>13389065
I imagine such earnest, genuine care for your comfort, happiness and wellbeing would lift anyone's spirits. And as for the Rusalka simply cuddling at night and not pushing her away would be enough to kickstart her healing process. I mean it could just go horribly wrong, and she could just release you shortly before the relationship even developed, if you're that incompatible.

>>13389071
Yeah of course. Can't deny the predator within, y'know.

>> No.13389086

I suddenly have the distinct desire to see the Sailor Senshi drawn as monstergirls...

>> No.13389090

>>13389060

And this when your denseness and helplessness triggers her maternal instincts. She takes you back to her cave, gets you fed and cleaned up, then tenderly loves you into the floor.

>> No.13389091

>>13389076
That was the best one, and also the hottest one at the same time.

>> No.13389094

>>13389080
But headpats and upsies!

>> No.13389095

>>13389083
>Yeah of course.
During lovemaking as well?
I'd want bloody french kisses after she takes a bite

>> No.13389102

>>13389090

This idea makes me think it would be very beneficial to just act like a dumbass in front of monstergirls.

>> No.13389104

>>13389076
To be fair, him writing what is basically the Teddy Program someone greentexted here was fairly ridiculous too.

>> No.13389107

>>13389074
She has a big chair. It makes her look taller and more intimidating while behind it.

>>13389094
My job.

>> No.13389109

>>13389083
I kind of want to meet a Rusalka now.
I'm not even a masochist. Though would being with a Rusalka turn you into one?

>> No.13389111

>>13389102
>"Yeah, I'm going to go out for a walk in the jungle. Just to the center and back, no big deal. I've got my flip-flops and some cash for when I reach the convenience store, and I can drink out of those nice clean waters so I don't need to carry anything with me."

>> No.13389114

>>13389107
Anubisfucker sure is loyal to the Anubutt.
>>13389111
And suddenly I'm reminded of that time in Cromartie High when they got lost in the woods during baseball practice and then there was a convenience store.

>> No.13389119

>>13389095
>bloody french kisses
I don't remember if I went into this much detail with Ranuinne, to be honest. There'll be some of that with vamps like Teresa though.

>>13389109
Masochism carries with it tones of humiliation and belittlement though, doesn't it? I mean, a sadistic rusalka is just like, no thanks. I dunno really. Good question.

>> No.13389128

>>13389119
Well, not necessarily. And I guess ot again depends from individual to individual. Some may grow to enjoy the biting, others will just grow desensitized to it, or bear it for her sake.

>> No.13389129
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13389129

>>13389114
>Anubisfucker sure is loyal to the Anubutt.
I just can't help it.

>> No.13389134

>>13388953
I'm already short, so having a short MG would be a godsend. On the other hand, big girls like Onis would be incredible mountains to tackle in bed.

>> No.13389136

You're a ruler of a country with below modest military power and resources.
But Uh oh! The country next to yours has declared war on you for allowing peaceful relations between monsters and humans!
What do you do?

>> No.13389137
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>>13389129
It's fine.
>>13389136
I unleash my Wurm Lilim.

>> No.13389139
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13389139

>>13389102

It has been proven to work before.

>> No.13389140

>>13389111
>>13389114

>A random Monstergirl-run convenience store ran in the middle of nowhere.

"Hi there Anon. You need anything for wandering about these parts? Anything you feel you need. Semen-enhancers? Extra-strength endurance pills? Pleasure-reducing condoms, you know, if you're the dangerous type? Wouldn't want you to go crazy, you know."

>> No.13389144
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13389144

This will never be continued and neither will Dakini

>> No.13389147

>>13389144
We know. Stop bringing it up.

>> No.13389148

>>13389140

> It's run by Slenderwoman
> She just silently rings you up and points you in the right direction if asked
> You have no idea why she wears the hat, or where she got all this from

>> No.13389152
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>>13389144
She lives on in my heart.

Captcha: lickt

>> No.13389154

>>13389137
Of course it's fine. Why wouldn't it be fine?

>>13389144
You...you...

>> No.13389156

>>13389136
I imagine the monsters living in my country don't take too kindly to an army marching on their homes. Sorry neighboring country, but I'm pretty sure a thousand monster girls would wipe the floor with a thousand random soldiers.

>> No.13389159
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13389159

to the anon who requested her in black here she is. This is all i could get done. There is a severe thunderstorm here and the power may go out.

>Enjoy :)

>> No.13389162

>>13389156
Your neighboring country is three time the size of your own, and has very good military power.
To win you will need to use strategy or cheap tactics, but if you win you can take their land as your own.

>> No.13389164

>>13389154
>Why wouldn't it be fine?
Well you spend so much time with Anubutts and us other Dragonsluts spend so much time with Dragons, why, Nightmares might be left out!
>>13389159
I'm happy now.

>> No.13389168

>>13389119
A sadistic Rusalka kind of goes against the point of the original concept anyway.
Would your Rusalka waifu getting extremely horny and about as rough and voracious as during Ranuinne's first time about once a month or every two months, due to holding herself back for your sake most of the time, be a dealbreaker for you? She'd tearfully apologize to you afterwards.

>> No.13389177
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13389177

>>13389164
I still find time to ask for stuff of adorable Nightmares too!

Dragon's too, like-
>>13389159
Neat. Rather fond of the shading work you did.

>> No.13389178

>>13389168
>dealbreaker
Are you kidding me, the idea makes my dick hard
And you'd get to share a tender moment with her afterwards where you comfort and reassure her and tell her you don't mind it

>> No.13389184

>>13389177
>like-
Oh no you don't, I'm the one who asked for black scales.

>> No.13389203

>>13388884
Loitering while waiting for KGA to return

>> No.13389205
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13389205

>>13389177
Anubisfucker why are you so predictable?

>> No.13389207

>>13389184
Yes, I know that.
I'm the one who asked for the original image.

>> No.13389210

>>13389168
If that'd be a dealbreaker for you, how would you even deal with the regular feeding? You don't have wet tight Rusalka pussy around your dick to take the edge off then.

>> No.13389213

>>13389205
Probably because I repeat my tastes and preferences ad nauseam.

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13389219

>>13389213
You're like a broken printer that keeps printing "Anubis" endlessly, with a few "Dragon" and "Nightmare" thrown in. Although I'm no better with my love of Dragons, Wolfus, soft women, and Alicesoft.

>> No.13389221
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13389221

The centipedes have the last image!

>> No.13389228

>>13389221
>last image
>only on page 9
This is gonna be a long night.

>> No.13389231

>>13389219

I'm no better with Dragons, lamias Including lamia dragons and kitsune.

>> No.13389233

>>13389221
God damn creepy crawlies

>> No.13389238

>>13389119
Do you have any other no-gos when it comes to Rusalkas, other than sadism?

>> No.13389240

>>13389221
And that's all they're getting, the greedy sluts.

>> No.13389244

>>13389018

>Sigh.
>Roll up sleeve.
>Anon used SURPRISE GRATUITOUS FISTING.
>It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.

>> No.13389248

>>13389240
They're getting cuddles and headpats and vibrators on their antennae and there is nothing you can do about it!

>> No.13389250

>>13389248
>vibrators on their antennae
how cruel

>> No.13389253

>>13389248
Yes there is.

>> No.13389259

>>13389219
>Soft Women
Good man.

>> No.13389263

>>13389253
What are you going to do?

>> No.13389265

>>13389263
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>> No.13389266

>There are now people in /mgt/ who unironically enjoy hard vore
What the fuck happened?

>> No.13389267

>>13389266
They've always been around, lurking in the shadows.

>> No.13389269

>>13389248
Those delicious Z-ton O-faces she'd make...

>> No.13389271

>>13389266
Just shitpost them until they leave.

>> No.13389275

>>13389219
I can think of one person that is more predictable in his tastes. But can you?

>> No.13389277

>>13389275
I can name a couple.

>> No.13389278

>>13389275
>>13389277
Do tell.

>> No.13389279

>>13389278
You sure? Their names themselves could cause issues.

>> No.13389280

>>13389279
Out with them!

>> No.13389285

>>13389280
I'll go with the least controversial one:
Nyanon loves cheesy mice girls

>> No.13389287

>>13389285
That's a given. Go on.

>> No.13389289

>>13389266
Where?

>> No.13389292

>>13389285
While yes, Nyanon is a pretty non-inflammatory guy, there's even more names I could think of along with him with identifiable tastes.

>> No.13389293

>>13389287
I can't say more.
Oh what the hell, Bollocks like Hobbits

>> No.13389295

>>13389293
So how is that supposed piss anyone off?

>> No.13389298

>>13389295
You're right, I should have mentioned Bob and Bourbon, shouldn't I?

>> No.13389299

>>13389289
Rusalka fags

>> No.13389300

>>13389263

Stare at them. Without speaking, moving or blinking and watch them avert their eyes, sweat, shudder and fidgit awkwardly while under my frigid eyes.

>> No.13389301

>>13389298
You mentioned names but not tastes. Are you even trying?

>> No.13389304

>>13389301
Bob like Cheshires and Manticores, as well as a few other things I'm not entirely sure on
Bourbon is self explanatory.

>> No.13389306

>>13389304
Amputees, right? Okay, you got any more?

>> No.13389307

>>13389299
What's wrong with Rusalka?

>> No.13389310

>>13389306
Thunderbrother loves Wights, and there's that one Apophis guy whose name I can never remember

>> No.13389311

>>13389310
Well that's not very impressive.

>> No.13389312

>>13389311
What were you expecting?
Hound liking Mermaids? Me admitting my love for Khepri?

>> No.13389314

>>13389310
>Whose name I can't remember
It's probably for the best that I be so obscure.
Live well, live hidden, etc.

>> No.13389318

>>13389314
Apothecary.

>> No.13389319

>>13389312
>that one Apophis guy whose name I can never remember
I was expecting a name.
>>13389314
Smithers, who is this grape-loving gentleman?

>> No.13389321

>>13389318
I stand by my point.
Live well, live hidden, etc.

>> No.13389323

>>13389307
They're vore shit

>> No.13389324

>>13389321
ILLUMINATUS!

>> No.13389325

>>13389321
You're about as hidden as a gay black man at a KKK meeting.
As hidden as a man's boner on a bus full of Apophis.

>> No.13389326

>>13389325
>>13389324
But you forget one important thing, friends:
I'm not Apothecary.

>> No.13389332

>>13389326
I don't know who that is, and I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you're both conspiring against me like some kind of bullies, hiding behind your clever riddles like a Sphinx!

>> No.13389337

>>13389332
But every riddle the sphinx asks can also be answered with 'Dick'. Didn't you know?

>> No.13389343

>>13389332
Am I a bestialityfag if I prefer the lion-taur kind of sphinx to the MGE kind?

>> No.13389346

>>13389337
Dick?
>>13389343
Dick.

>> No.13389348

>>13389307
There's not enough art/writefaggotry of them.

>> No.13389349

>FFXIV implements lizard girls
>They're barely 5' tall
How do you feel about this?
Would you adventure with a short lizard girl?

>> No.13389351

>>13389349
>FFXIV implements lizard girls
>they're just humans with tiny tails and a skin disease

>> No.13389352

>>13389343
Nah, probably only the lion with a human head version.
If -taur types were bestiality then we'd be hating on horsepuss...oh

>> No.13389353

>>13389349
They need to stop wasting my time and put in Lamias as a playable race already.

>> No.13389355

>>13389349
To tell you the truth, I'm not the adventuring type. I'd rather be Villager #6, who later appears as Rape Victim #21.

>> No.13389356

>>13389266
It's not about the vore, but about the fact that she has to deal with her carnivore tendencies while feeling sad for what she's doing to you. Imagine her face when you say that you want to stay with her.

>> No.13389360

>>13389351
Hey!
They have horns too. Weird...ear...horn...things.

>>13389353
People have been wanting Lamia-Waifus in game since FFXI, if not earlier.

Still nothin'.

>> No.13389364

>>13389356
>brilliant, extremely sharp smile

>> No.13389366

>>13389360
We also won't be getting Lamias in The Witcher 3.

>> No.13389370

>>13389356
Then what about the people here who actually want to get eaten by them and find the thought arousing?

>> No.13389374

>>13389366
I need to go back and play The Witcher 1 and 2 sometime. I bought them on Steam at a great discount, but haven't beaten 'em.

Was kind of discouraged after a mission in Witcher 1 based on Little Red Riding Hood which I became convinced is genuinely impossible.

>> No.13389377

>>13389360
>>13389366
Lamia probably are a huge headache to make models for and set realistic looking animations. Think about how much that tail would need to move to look balanced, and how much thought would be put into even the smallest motion. Easier to just stick with humanoids.
This is assuming it's not something half-assed.

>> No.13389378

>>13389370
I only find the thought of her doing it during sex arousing. Just the eating individually doesn't excite me sexually.

>> No.13389379

>>13389374
Witcher 1 was a little buggy and had clunky controls. Witcher 2 is absolutely wonderful. Get to work right now, you're missing out. Also go read the books.

>> No.13389383

>>13389377
The thing is, FFXI and FFXIV both have Lamiae in them. As enemies.

I can't really speak much about how realistic their animations are given that due to the nature of an MMO, any time they move it's due to being aggroed and beginning their attacks at which point everything just becomes a blurred mess of attack animations and such.

>> No.13389386

>>13389370
Obviously there must be at least one vorefag or hard masochist.

>> No.13389399

>>13389370
Great, now I'm imagining MC-kun as Dr. Weir trying to convince Anon to join him in a Rusalka harem in some really dark, depressing stretch of sea coast.
>Where we're going... we don't need eyes to see!

>> No.13389402

>>13389356
Then what about all the talks about enjoying her biting and devouring and finding it appealing? People just seem to be fetishizing that part of her.

>> No.13389416

I want to make babies with a Kraken

>> No.13389420

>>13389416
I want to play strip battleship with a Kraken

>> No.13389424

>>13389420
Is the submarine worth underwear?

>> No.13389428

>>13389266

Hard vore?

So what, is soft vore when she spits you out? Because I actually find it kind of hot up to the point of swallowing. Stomach acid is not sexy no matter how you spin it.

>> No.13389431

>>13389428
Hard vore has gore, soft vore does not
I think that's the distinction vorefags make

>> No.13389432

>>13389420
I want to sink my battleship in her throat

>> No.13389434

>>13389428
Pretty much.

I think in this case, the Hard Vore he's talking about is the Rusalka stuff being discussed earlier.

By comparison, soft vore is just say, you or your partner being made significantly smaller, and then the larger partner sucking and licking on you like a lollipop.

>> No.13389441

>>13389356
This.

>They aren't malicious and are, in fact, deeply ashamed and self-loathing because of their physical addiction to eating human meat. This gives most of them a very gloomy, depressed personality

>However, if a man says he wants to stay with her even after this, she'll be overjoyed to find that someone will accept her even for her horrific affliction. Ecstatic, she'll beg to be married as soon as possible

>The extreme minority who choose to marry a Rusalka describe them as extremely caring wives, skilled lovemakers and talented homemakers

>> No.13389442

>>13389356
I find that hard to believe when people are discussing Pavlovian conditioning to make you get hard whenever she bites a chunk out of you

>> No.13389443

>>13389432
That'll only happen if you win
Good luck

>> No.13389450

>>13389026
Diomedes for fucks sake

IT IS THE BEEEIIINBUHLAAAYYYD

>> No.13389459

>>13389443
She'll never deeat my patented hide all but one of your ships in the corner strategy

>> No.13389468

>>13388884

Nothing, she's my boss.

>> No.13389481

>>13389356
What would a relationship with a Rusalka whom you've helped get over her self-loathing and misery and who happens to be more than a little perverted be like?

>> No.13389483

Remember to give newborn Puppy daughteru(s) plenty of cuddles so she can get your scent, then when she opens her eyes she can see her loving daddy and give puppy kisses

>> No.13389490

>>13389459
nigga stop giving away my secrets

>> No.13389495

>>13389483
>60 years later, she sighs to herself in reverie as she inhales her father's old jacket while boxing it up

>> No.13389499

>>13389495
No, bad!

>> No.13389500

>>13389483
This is how you give your daughter a scent fetish. Not that dog types wouldn't have that anyways.

>> No.13389503

>>13389490
My eight year old self will fight you
I invented that shit

>> No.13389504

Any writefags here? What do you guys do when your muse starts pushing up daisies?

>> No.13389508

>>13389500
But she's going to be blind for A week, maybe two! She needs to know you love her before then.

>> No.13389511

>>13389504
Play vidya games with soft girls and women being raped and mind broken by monsters with bellies either packed with spunk or preggers

>> No.13389514

>>13389504
Fuck my insecurities and hangups with high impact sexual typing, then cull the cream for later use.

>> No.13389519

>>13389504
Work on a different story.

>> No.13389522

Question, Anons. Is there any higher suffering than liking Centaurs?

Because we have Manga with them, and an official anime coming out.

What type of monstergirl do you like that you feel like gets more hate?

Aside from Matangos, of course, because we all know, no one could ever love a mushroom-girl.

>> No.13389527

>>13389511
Please, I just yesterday saw some of the monsters from the new Empress VN and I don't need those images in my head now.

>> No.13389530

>>13389522
They have so much content you can't really count all the horsepussy shit they get as suffering. Cause you've always got decent doujins to go fap to to sooth your woes.

>> No.13389533

>>13389527
But what I saw was from Evenicle. It went from vanilla waifu collecting RPG to fucked up Malicesoft game very quickly. Hell, there's even slight gore.

>> No.13389538

>>13389533
Well what I saw was a slimy pig man with several tentacle dicks and some text that said it could ejaculate a liter at once.

>> No.13389543

>>13389514
Let's explore this further.

>> No.13389544

>>13389538
I saw a girl go from shy and meek, to "rapes her own father to death while covered in his blood" in under 60 seconds.

>> No.13389551

>>13389504
Save the story for later and try writing out something else on the huge ass list of prompts that I have saved up.

>> No.13389559

>>13389522
>What type of monstergirl do you like that you feel like gets more hate?
Ushis and elves. Headcanon made the first ones bonebreakers and I really dislike what Japan made to the second ones.

>> No.13389564

>>13389559
Eina-san is love.

>> No.13389565

>>13389559
There's always french elves, Anon.
There's always the french ones.

>> No.13389571

>>13389530

Hmm, I won't discredit you for pointing out that there is doujin material out there.

I just feel like it's disproportionate. Like people are afraid to admit they like Centaurs.

>> No.13389576

>>13389522
Liking any unpopular MG (Dwarf, Cockatrice, Lava Golem, elementals, etc.) is suffering from simple lack of content. Have we had a Gandharva story...ever?
Manticores, Ushis, and smug-types get some hate because they have so much love from a few creative sources, and they're pretty easy to dislike on the rape or femdom axis.
Succubutts get hate because they're the most vanilla MG (being the literal archetype of all monstergirls and the default product of mamono'd humans in KC's world) and because they're also the archetypical turbo-slut semen demons that want to pull your soul out through your urethra.
Matangos and parasite types trigger a lot of "glorified infection" squick
Rusalka and Kumiho are hated because they think you're tasty in a non-sexual way
Creepy-crawlies are sort of disliked too I think, but I've noticed some crazy die-hards that really enjoyed them on a deep level. Not just "Oh, cute bug girl!" and not "Oh, the legend makes them perfect waifus!".
A mountain sized centipede is not inherently moe. These guys find a non-MG centipede moulting to be cute. More power to them, I guess.
nah j/k. I'm the guy who shows up around this hour to hate on 'em. Fuckin' bugs.
But try liking Tanuki as I do. They're browner foxes with a single dimension of narrative personality. Every time they show up in a story it's as an NPC. "The Tanuki boss" "The Tanuki neighbor". Wanting good writfagging for them is suffering to the max. And if it weren't for Mamizou I'd have a severely limited image pool.
Already I've just about exhausted the Pixiv supply, but at least posters here reuse what I bring.
I'll have to promote them the only way that works, story writing. Back to wordpad.

>> No.13389581

>>13389564
I would explore her dungeon, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13389584

>>13389559

My impression is people like Ushi's because of the "rape-machine" factor.

Elves though? My impression is people don't like them because they're "humans" with pointy ears. Just a little too generic.

>> No.13389587

>>13389576
What's this, a man who dislikes creepy crawlies? Are you what they call a faggot, perhaps? You must be, for your taste differs from mine!

>> No.13389591

Why did people start assuming a Rusalka would eat your flesh during sex anyway? The original text has the devouring and the tender loving wholly separate.

>> No.13389595

>>13389591
'cause feast-orgies are cool?
'cause it might temper the pain of getting eaten with hot passionate sex?
'cause this is a smut thread and it's really unsexy to think of mechanically cutting off a chunk of arm?

>> No.13389597

>>13389576

Your post intrigues me. I can't do it, because I'm not that talented. But I dare any writefags out there to write a Tanuki story that doesn't result in the typical "Jewnuki" stereotype.

Can't be that hard. Just write a simple love story with a Tanuki. I say simple but I know there are people with better writing skills with me.

>> No.13389600

>>13389576
Do any of the four main elementals have any fanart at all?
Glacies seems to hog it all.

>> No.13389601

>>13389597
I once began thinking of one, then realized I couldn't think of anything that wasn't just Spice & Wolf with a Tanuki instead of a Wolfu.

>> No.13389602

>>13389597
Hey, I'm still waiting on that one guy who said he'd write whatever proposal came up as dubs. I got him with a 99 for "tanuki being brilliant"

>> No.13389604

>>13389595
>'cause it might temper the pain of getting eaten with hot passionate sex?
Or add some spice to the hot passionate sex depending on how you want to look at it.

>> No.13389609

>>13389595
Fair points.

>> No.13389620

>>13389601

I tried write-fagging too once. I made those stupid green-texts about a guy going on dates with his tiger-waifu based on Frosted Rapes. But I realized I had no more ideas beyond that gimmick.

Shit's tough. I have respect for anyone who regularly makes content.

>> No.13389623

>>13389595
Or you could just get some anesthetics, sleep through her feasting on you, then have awesome sex without any agonizing pain ruining it.

>> No.13389624

>>13389620
Some of us aren't really worth respecting though.

>> No.13389626

>>13389624

True enough.

>> No.13389663

>>13389623
But that's no fun.

>> No.13389671

Would a Rusalka's husband get used to the pain?

>> No.13389672

>>13389595
>and it's really unsexy to think of mechanically cutting off a chunk of arm?
And a girl viciously tearing into your flesh while bucking up and down on your dick is somehow sexy?

>> No.13389675

>>13389671
Of course! Their husbands are all big guys.

>> No.13389677

>>13389671
As discussed earlier, depends on the individual. He might, he might not, he might even start to find some enjoyment in it.

>> No.13389683

>>13389675
Bane?

>> No.13389684

>>13389672
When you put it like that, yes.

>> No.13389687

>>13389683
It doesn't matter who I am, all that matters are the waifus.

>> No.13389709

>>13389672
Considering she'll just make it all grow back again as if nothing ever happened, yeah that's pretty hot.

>> No.13389730

>>13389684
>>13389709
I'm not judging, Anons, but that's pretty fucking masochistic.

>> No.13389734

>>13389730
I know.

>> No.13389741

>>13389709
>she'll just make it all grow back again as if nothing ever happened
Gnawjobs when?

>> No.13389748

>>13389741
Explain

>> No.13389750

>>13389748
Girl bites your dick until you cum from it and then heals it back again. The first time I ran into this was with the girl from Chaika who has healing bites.

>> No.13389753

>>13389750
...I want to see examples of this now

>> No.13389759

>>13389750
So how would getting your dick bitten by a Rusalka make you cum?

>> No.13389763

>>13389759
Magic or ultramasochism I guess. Get chained to the wall and have your dick bitten by a cute girl every day and you might start liking it.

>> No.13389776

>>13389750
>The first time I ran into this was with the girl from Chaika who has healing bites.
pls share

>> No.13389777

>>13389763
That is some Prometheus level shit.

>> No.13389778

>>13389763
the fuckest uppest

>> No.13389794

>>13389750
If a girl does something to your dick that requires healing, chances are it's not something that's going to make you cum

>> No.13389803

>>13389310
>Thunderbrother love Wights

Lies and slander. I only did the one thing with undead MGs and the Wight wasn't even the focus.

>> No.13389808

>>13389803
So you're saying you dislike Wights?

>> No.13389815

>>13389750
That sounds kind of hot.

>> No.13389823

>>13389808
I do not love Wights, like you said; I merely like them.

>> No.13389829

>>13389823
I never said you loved them though, I'm not him. Just defending the poor rich cadavers with the soft thighs.

>> No.13389845

>>13389829
Oh, my mistake.

Soft thighs and voluptuous necromantic forms are always good, of course. I am a simple man, after all. But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine. I like Ghouls more than Wights, actually.

>> No.13389847

>>13389777
>>Prometheus level shit
>Guy NTR's a god
>Gets chained to a rock and a sharkteeth girl slowly eats his regenerating dick every day
>Slowly he starts getting a boner from her first, playful licks
>After a while the boner starts to last into the playbite phase
>Every month he keeps hard longer and longer
>Finally the girl gets the surprise of her life when he cums into her mouth during the eating session
>He gets set free and runs off
>Turns out he can't get off without her teeth anymore
>He actually can't live without her anymore
>He then goes back to the realm of the gods to ask the torturer to marry him
>She does and she gnaws him to orgasm during the wedding night
>Only he's not being punished anymore, so he dies from the blood loss
>Torturer posthumously impregnates herself with his sperm
>Their cute daughter eventually ventures into the world below to look for love with some weird ideas about romance

>> No.13389849

>>13389845
>But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine
But that is bestness!

>> No.13389852

>>13389847
This made me laugh, thank you.

>> No.13389855

>>13389847
That is fucking hilarious.

>>13389845
>But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine. I like Ghouls more than Wights, actually.
Good man. I love all undead, but Wights and Vampires are the lowest tier of them for me.

>> No.13389857

>>13389855
Lower than Mummies?

>> No.13389858

>>13389849
If to you it is the bestest then to someone else it might not. My personal bestest MG traits include fitness and/or health, a lot of moxy, and a dash of dere.

>> No.13389862

which monstergirl

>> No.13389863

>>13389857
Yep. I actually like Mummies. I know they are pretty plain, compared to the newer ones, but they are pretty nice.

>> No.13389867

>>13389863
I see I've been beaten. I'll just go cuddle a Wight in her enormous bed, filled with frilly pillows.

>> No.13389874

>>13389600
I guess that's a no then?

>> No.13389891

>>13389874
If they have fan art, I don't know about it.

>> No.13389895

>>13389874
Gnome has like one, Nothing for the others.

>> No.13389904

>>13389895
>Gnome has like one
Is it any good?

>> No.13389909

>>13389904
It's eh. It's a handjob

>> No.13389919

>>13389909
Does she have normal hands in it?

>> No.13389922

>>13389919
No.

>> No.13389938

>>13389922
You have my attention then
Please post it

>> No.13389948

>>13389938
image limit

>> No.13389959

>>13389948
All the more reason to use imgur, aside from the fact that it's already NSFW, i'm sure.

>> No.13389970

>>13389959
In hindsight, it looks a lot worse than I remembered, so I probably won't post it anyway.

>> No.13389979

>>13384658
desiretoknowintensifies.jpg

I never got all of the story about the exodus, just suddenly we were on /jp/, mind telling me where to check that?

>> No.13389999

>>13389970
Ah whatever
http://i.imgur.com/E4hBVRRl.jpg
it's pretty awful
she needs better art

>> No.13390000

>>13389999
eew

>> No.13390004

>>13389999
You know who needs more art?
Moth-chan.
Her and Apsara.

>> No.13390008

>>13390004
TZICH Aspara.

>> No.13390009

>>13390004
apsara is just a human though, and she has a number of pictures
elementals have fucking nothing

>> No.13390015

>>13390009
>>13390008
>implying you don't want to see an Apsara fighting the way only Apsaras and Brazilians know how
http://i.imgur.com/mAxXRUm.jpg

>> No.13390017

>>13389999
>>13390000
>awful
She's cute muhfuggas. Maybe not porn material, but there's nothing wrong with the art.

>> No.13390025

>>13390015
Damn Christie was fine.

>> No.13390026

>>13390017
>awful looking face
>drab as fuck colors
>shitty waste of art (a fucking handjob instead of some cuddles or vaginal? really?)

>> No.13390033

>>13390026
>awful face
Not him, but I think the only thing awful about it would be the lips.
Replace it and it'll be fine.
But the rest of your statement is agreeable.

>> No.13390048

>>13390026
>not wanting a Gnome to jerk you off with her huge rock hands
pleb

>> No.13390062

Just woke up and I now
Know at least three of us visit the Senran Kagura threads on /vg/

>> No.13390066

>>13390062
And what will you do with this arcane knowledge?

>> No.13390071

Alright /mgg/, you are given an opportunity:

You can open a portal to the dimension of monstergirls. They enter our world and cause few problems for anyone. You get the waifu of your dreams and so does everyone else who wants one.

The catch is that you will be hated by human society. They will see you and your waifu as a freak. It may even come to the point where people attempt violence on you and your waifu. Worse, if you fight back it will only worsen the overall situation. Only your family and close friends, and of course your fellow MG waifu havers, will not turn against you. Further, EVERYONE you meet will know you are "one of them monster lovers," so no chance of just living under the radar.

Do you do it?

>> No.13390075

>>13390071
Yes.

>> No.13390088

>>13390048
>not wanting your dick getting crushed by rock vagina
double pleb

>> No.13390089

>>13390071
See, if you said "even your family will hate you," I might have hesitated. But since that's not the case...
Fuckin' Yes.

>> No.13390094

>>13390089
Actually, I believe that might be even worse, because your family and friends might also be in danger for being monster sympathizers.

>> No.13390095

>>13390071
No, I don't give that much of a shit about monster girls.

>> No.13390098

>>13390088
>rock vagina
that sounds kinda hot

>> No.13390100

>>13390094
I...guess so.
Doubly unlucky for me, since Apophis girls even LOOK like the spawn of Satan.

>> No.13390108

>>13390071
Is mai waifu allowed to use succubutt magic to disguise herself as a human or is that breaking the rules?

>> No.13390117

>>13390071
Yeah I'll go.
Love of the lifetime > anything.

Plus been 'approved' by society with my lifestyle so far and it's meh.

>> No.13390120

>>13390108
Sure, but if she's seen with you everyone will assume she's your waifu.

>> No.13390122

>>13390071
i have no scruples about it
I would murder a man in front of his own grandmother to bring the mge universe here.

>> No.13390123

>>13390066
Continue to keep calling Haruka fat

>> No.13390134

>>13390071
All the world will be your enemy. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you.

But first, they must catch you.

>> No.13390144

>>13390134
>Tfw Mach Hare is my waifu
Uh, guys?

>> No.13390146

>>13390144
What? CHANGE PLACES?

>> No.13390153

>>13390122
>mentioning approval for MGE
Oh man, you're shaking some small yet piss angry hornet's nest right now. Let's count on the wrong time tho.

>>13390144
Pretty sure I've never heard of March Hare guy before. Good taste.

>> No.13390199

>>13388946
So he's basically Kimihito if he was a farmer?
Darling's girl beat him everyday for no reason and he's till not angry at them.

>> No.13390206

>>13390071
She is strong enough to create an army of the undead, and I wouldn't even want to leave her side in the house, so why would I care that people might hate me? It's a win-win. I get my waifu, and they get to hate something other than their own life for a little bit.

>> No.13390207

>>13390199
>Darling's girl beat him everyday for no reason
they have not ever done so in anger

>> No.13390217

>>13390071
probably its not as if i was liked by anyone anyway.

>> No.13390221

>>13390207
> they have not ever done so in anger
That's WORSE.
If they do it in anger at least you can learn what not to do, to avoid riling her up.
Darling just gets subject to a cavalcade of harem violence every day for no reason and with no recourse.
Get out of there Kimihito, it's Abusive Relationships 101

>> No.13390227

>>13390221
Just keep Rachne, Lala and Suu.

>> No.13390233

>>13390071
Blogshit: I already passed up a chick I liked once because she was pretty much reviled by the rest of my social circle.
And I've regretted it for years. Never again. Give me mai monster waifu.

>> No.13390238

>>13390227
Or he could use his magical dick to force them all to sit the fuck down and stop destroying everything. But that would be advancing the plot.

>> No.13390240

>>13390238
why not rebuild him as a robot?

>> No.13390245

>>13390240
Robocock?

>> No.13390249

>>13390100
>Not only among Monsters, but even among humans is the Grapesnake reviled as a villain
Suffering, I tell you.

>> No.13390250

>>13390207
So you're saying the cow had more reason to beat up his boyfriend than the harem had to beat up Darling, even if she was wrong all along.

>> No.13390256

>>13390240
>>13390245
Most if not all of them are just looking for a dick anyway so they probably wouldn't even notice

>> No.13390261

>>13390249
Hey, I support her! I once did a thing in the thread where she took over Pharaoh's throne and then accepted petitioners!

>> No.13390262

>>13390238
> Darling tries this
> Turns out he sucks at sex and all the girls find the sexperience deeply unsatisfying
> Harem breaks up as they go their seperate ways to find more compatible partners
> Only Suu remains, as she wouldn't know good sex if it gangraped her, and is just happy to gulp down Kimihito's "special protein shakes"

Do it Crabman
Let it burn
Except best girl

>> No.13390266

>>13390249
If it helps, even the Pharaoh would be treated that way.
That way, they can cooperate with a same goal in mind.
Through suffering, unity.

>> No.13390269

>>13390262
He is Japanese so his dick is probably like 3 inches at best. But he is also a self insert so it could be 8ft long.

>> No.13390273

>>13390238

> Magical dick

Someone's forgetting "Size: Small"

>> No.13390275

>>13390245
no i mean something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcNu15_Nug

>> No.13390281

>>13390273
and how does that make it less magic?

>> No.13390282

>>13390238
>>13390262
>>13390269
See:
>>13385679
>>13385691

>> No.13390285

>>13390269
Suu already confirmed it as being small.

>> No.13390288

>>13390221
>That's WORSE.
Tell that to every kid beaten by an abusive angry parent jackass.

>> No.13390289

>>13390285
maybey he is a grower

>> No.13390290

>>13390281

> He doesn't know about the Wizard Guild Convention of 356 where it was decreed "Bigger is better"

>> No.13390292

>>13390282
>>13390285
Damn I didn't realize that was the actual translation. Well alright he's got a small dick and only suu could actually like sex with him.

>> No.13390295

>>13390292
Rachne was still willing to take him after feeling him erect, too.

>> No.13390299

>>13390292

If you go back and look at the panel Mero's also into it. But in her classic sufferingfish way of "that will never satisfy me"

>> No.13390307

>>13390295
She gets off on bondage and sadismish stuff so of course she'll like it better if she's got something to make fun of.
>>13390299
And she's a sufferingfag so yeah she'll get off to the idea of being ntrd away from him.

>> No.13390309

>>13390290
Yeah, sadly the convention doesn't exactly make a baphomet any more happy when you up grade her flat chest to just a little past holstaur levels.
Or when you give a disproportionally phat ass and hips the end up with her getting stuck in a doorway.
Doesn't make it any less fun though.

>> No.13390318

>>13390071
Yes. It's not like many people like me anyway. , I would go traitor-kun on all those monster-haters.

>> No.13390321

>>13390318
we monster lovers would have to band together and form our own country though.

>> No.13390330

>>13390321
> you can only have your monster waifu if you live in a walled community with all the other people from /mgt/ as your neighbours

Pro-monster self-righteousness falling... falling...

>> No.13390334

>>13390321
>>13390330
Sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.13390336

>>13390330
Would you rather live with people that hate her and make her come home crying?

>> No.13390340

>>13390321
>>13390330
>>13390334
Yes, with only one source of water leading to all houses, and a Holstaur taking one of the guard shifts with her husband.

>> No.13390341

>>13390321
That seems like a pretty bad idea to me.

>> No.13390344

>>13390321
We should.
I actually have a dark matter just for this specific purpose

>> No.13390347

>>13390340
I fail to see any negatives.

>> No.13390349

>>13390341
why!?

>> No.13390351

If all the things that happen in MGC are similar to NY, what would MGC Florida edition be?

>> No.13390352

>>13390321
>A country filled with nothing but nothing with 4Chan users and their sex-crazed waifus.
It will never work.

>> No.13390355

>>13390352
the we would be essentially housewives while they run society.

>> No.13390356

>>13390352
It would work better than many other countries.
>>13390351
Lots of old MGs?

>> No.13390357

>>13390351
Tanukis as far as the eye can see.

>> No.13390358

>>13390352

Minus the waifus that's already the real world, anon.

>> No.13390370

>>13390349
An entire country of, if we are basing this on the suggested situation, just people that almost all of humanity hates to the point of possible violence. How could that possibly go wrong, friend? It only takes one overzealous country taking action and the rest of them ignoring it or only putting forth bullshit punishments.

>> No.13390371

>>13390334
>>13390336
But just imagine it, anon.

Nyan groping your mouse daughterus whenever they try to play outside
Bob getting less to 3D model different catcocks and dragondicks that they then try to force monstergirls to wear as strap-ons
Hound groping the breasts of every chocolate mg whether they be married or not
Anubisfucker doing what his name suggests all day, every day, on top of the pyramid that he built, in full view of everyone
And > you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus slowpoke watching single cowgirls stroll by him but failing to come up with his pick-up line after they're already out of earshot

It would be anarchy, I tell you. ANARCHY

>> No.13390372

>>13390352
Nah, it can only get as horrific as Somalia, and even then it's Somalia with sexy chicks fixated on fucking. I'm in.

>> No.13390376

>>13390357
>>13390356
No no, I mean the crazy bullshit that happens in Florida.
>Florida Shirohebi Denies Setting Boyfriend Ablaze Out of Jealousy, Claims It Was For "Ignis Challenge"

>> No.13390378

>>13390370
You know what we could do? We could buy Åland with Alp's Dragon waifu's hoard. Then our neighbouring countries would be Finland and Sweden, neither of which is ever going to do anything to us.
>>13390371
That sounds better than what society offers now.

>> No.13390384

>>13390376
I will always assume Florida is stuck forever in the 1980's because of Vice City.

>> No.13390386

>>13390371

I'm going to need two bolters for this level of heresy.

>> No.13390389

>>13390371
>Night everyone, please don't burn down the town

>> No.13390390

>>13390376
>Wurms deny responsibility for increasing sinkhole/rape occurrences.

>> No.13390393

>>13390389
>OH GOD LAVA GOLEM NOT THE C4!

>> No.13390400

>>13390389
>>13390393
That's it. We need a Bioshock type story about a smaller scale MGC community.

>> No.13390403

>>13390376
>Local man assaults Cheshire schoolgirls, insists to police they have a penis.

>> No.13390404

>>13390384
>Vice City

Man, I miss Vic Vance. He was the only guy in the entire series that tried to do something noble, then shit went south. Why did he have to die?

>> No.13390408

>>13390404
Because Diaz was an asshole.

>> No.13390422

>>13389428
Hard vore is with all the gore and misery involved with being eaten.

Soft vore is being consumed whole. What happens from there depends on the brand of vore and may not be painful or fatal.

>> No.13390425

>>13390393
>And Anon was banned from doing his nightly greeting ever again

>> No.13390427

>>13390425
Does that mean I can go back to saying stuff about Devil Bugs or Creepy-Crawlies?

>> No.13390431

>>13390422
Does Sandworm count as vore?

>> No.13390434

>>13390431
Nah, mang. Her main body is inside the carapace.

Think turtles.

>> No.13390438

>>13390427
Sure, as long as it doesn't result in the town burning down

>> No.13390448

>>13390438
Of course it doesn't. Unless the Oomukade scare the Dragons.

>> No.13390449

>>13390403
>Cheshire schoolgirls are forced to take off their panties in front of everyone, just to prove they are, in fact, monster girls
>Having to humiliate themselves to such lengths to do it
Oh, what a heavy day.

>> No.13390451

>>13390371
>That one asshole neighbor who strolls around town everyday
>Asking people what they are doing in a rude manner differently each time

...What'cha doing nerds?

>> No.13390472

>>13390393
It's alright, C4 won't actually fire from heat. It need a sharp shock, too. Like if she came hard while using it as a dildo, but there's no way something like

>> No.13390477

>>13390472
She's obviously chasing a Wurm.

>> No.13390486

>>13390376
Crazed Mantis Bites Husbands Face Off, Claims "Rules of Nature'

>> No.13390487

>>13390389
>>13390393
>>13390472

>HOLY FUCK DARK MATTER NOT THE NUCLEAR POWERPLANT!

>> No.13390494

>>13390389
as long as no Houris come around we'll be---
THEY TOOK THE TOWN SQUARE! DEFEND THE ALAMO! I REPEAT. DEFEND. THE. ALAMO.

>> No.13390495

>>13388725
>Get curious
>Check mail, first time in months
>Find mail in jap
>No idea what it says or whats going on
Google traductor is beeing stupid too.

>> No.13390499

>>13390495
Give us a basic idea of what the googly transistor says.

>> No.13390500

>>13390431
Depends on who you ask.

>> No.13390502

>>13390494
Can't fight, cuddling.

>> No.13390508

>>13390502
>cuddling the houris
And an ALLAAHU AKBAR to you too.

>> No.13390510

>>13390502
Mother of God, we've already lost...

>> No.13390511

>>13390499
For now I have an idea, they want an higher resolution of the bellydance drawing. Well sucks because I have only one.

>> No.13390515

>>13390494
Don't worry, I've rigged the entire town with Hathor milk bombs.
All I need to do is press this button.
Like so.

>> No.13390516

>>13390508
Houris? I'm cuddling me a Dragon.

>> No.13390520

>>13390511
Here ya go.
http://i.imgur.com/lPnq1jv.jpg

>> No.13390522

>>13390515
You fool! Do you want to kill us all?

>> No.13390523

>>13390449
>Crying cheshires having to expose themselves.
Aw that makes me sad.

>> No.13390524

>>13390522
The Hathorites have been becoming more radical recently.

>> No.13390526

>>13390523
that makes me sad AND hard
>don't know why

>> No.13390529

>>13390522
What, it was purely a defensve weapon.
One that I have just triggered.
Enjoy I know I will.

>> No.13390535

>>13390529
You would actually make a decent villain.

>> No.13390538

Wait, what if I'm one of the minority that wants a harem? Do I get them all in this magical city on a hill?

>> No.13390540

>>13390538
Not by default. Work for it.

>> No.13390543

>>13390540
I will. My first waifu will help.

>> No.13390545

>>13390538
You best start working for that horsepussy that will set you up.

>> No.13390546

>>13390543
Go now, make your dreams come true! Surpass me and yadda yadda!

>> No.13390547

>>13390545
I don't want a centaur for a waifu.

>> No.13390548

I hope you don't mind if I live here a while, I'm trying to hide from a crazy Yukionna stalker. If not, I could sign up for the Monster Protection Program and get a bodyguard.

>> No.13390553

>>13390535
>They say that the day the town was founded, a dark presence made it's way into the heart of the population.
>The church disavows him but he preaches his creed with every crime, every trap.
>It is the creed of the milkman, the creed of health.
Do you expect me to talk Milkman?
No my dear elf, I expect you to drink. We have quite a few husbands for you to browse while we wait.
The first one is Tom, he loves cuddling and video games, along with health of course.

>> No.13390554

>>13390546
Will do. I'll be sure to visit when I get the chance. How large would our community be anyway?

>> No.13390562

>>13390529
you mean the Hathor milk bombs you put in the town walls? yeah we had an incident with a wurm a few months back and found your 'defensive weapon'
the kiki police have been already dispatched to your house
>don't fight it

>> No.13390568

>>13390071
Fuck the world.

If it gets to be too much, I go innawoods.

Alternatively, if I'm able, innaspace.

>> No.13390572

>>13390538
I'm torn between wanting a harem and feeling myself a piece of shit for this.
Because I'd surely hate it if the waifu wanted me to be one in a line.

>> No.13390575

>>13390547
Yeah, I get that. I dislike them myself, but if you want a harem a Bicorn is the way to go. Unless you want to do it the hard way.

>> No.13390577

>>13390572
Just remember to give your heart and soul to all of them. Treat them all right and with proper respect, and spend your life and love helping them and loving them. And they shall love you in turn.
>>13390575
I'll do it the hard way. With a lilim, anything is possible.

>> No.13390581

>>13390562
Sure, send them Anon.
I do so enjoy visitors.
>Implying the ones in the walls were the only ones.

>> No.13390586

>>13390581
>Mwahahaha! You'll find all the bombs!
Udderbomber please.

>> No.13390589

>>13390321
And when the rest of the world decides to go nuclear on our asses? You want to give them an easy target?

>> No.13390591

>>13390586
never find all the bombs*

>> No.13390595

>>13390371
>Anubisfucker doing what his name suggests all day, every day, on top of the pyramid that he built, in full view of everyone
If I'm at the top of a pyramid, I'm not really sure that would be "In full view of everyone".

>> No.13390597

>>13390589
Fuck 'em. We would Demonic Energy bomb their asses. Let's see how they like their human girls now that they'll monsters.

>> No.13390602

>>13390597
This seems like it would just justify the hate, and even more extreme options against us.

>> No.13390604

>>13390591
>>13390586
>Implying I just use bombs
>Implying I haven't laced the waters, tainted food supplies, blessed jewelry and even enacted a grand ritual over this place so that I may call down Hathor's blessing.

>> No.13390609

>>13390602
You don't understand, when they have monstergirls of their own, they'll realize they were wrong.

>> No.13390610

http://strawpoll.me/4221638
Inb4 'No Dicking, poll is shit

>> No.13390611

>>13390595
A pyramid YOU built.

>> No.13390613

>>13390610
>no tickling

>> No.13390628

>>13390611
Go big or go home.

I mean, if it's not at least big enough to act as a residence, what's the point?

>> No.13390633

>>13390628
To act as a platform for sunbathing and sex?

>> No.13390637

Daitengu when, KC?
Phoenix when, KC?
Metal Slime when, KC?
Dracolich when, KC?

>> No.13390643

>>13390637
Same time as Banshee, Pooka, and Wendigo.

>> No.13390649

>>13390643
And hydra

>> No.13390658

>>13390643
>>13390637
>tfw your country's mythology has nothing interesting enough to make into a Monstergirl

>> No.13390665

>>13390643
How is a Wendigo girl gonna be cute? KC is gonna smugify her again isn't he?

>> No.13390669

>>13390633
I suppose. But in that case it seems more like a backyard decoration than a frontyard one.

>>13390637
>Phoenix
>Dracolich
Not soon enough.

>> No.13390671

>>13389168
Naw, that would be cool.

>> No.13390673

>>13390669
You could make it a ziggurat on your roof.

>> No.13390679

>>13390673
That could work. Though I'd have to build the house from the ground up with such a thing in mind, all kinds of extra supports for the load it would represent.

>> No.13390683

>>13390472
Not even, it specifically needs a blasting cap

>> No.13390686

>>13390679
The community will be there for you... at first. So make it with the decay of society in mind. We'll go full Rapture with this place soon enough.

>> No.13390691

>>13390683
What exactly do you think blasting caps do, if not introduce pressure and heat?

>> No.13390697

>>13390686
Home Security is job 1 of course. If it goes to shit, lockdown time.

>> No.13390700

>>13390686
>>13390697
If we're making this community in the middle of a hostile world then we're making the whole place a fortress.

>> No.13390710

>>13389266
I wonder how a rusalka would react to some one who has a hard vore fetish. I mean, she hates that part about her self, generally, right? What would you do if some one said they get horny for the thing you hate the most about you? I think they'd be put off, personally.

>> No.13390720

>>13390637
>Metal Slime when, KC?
NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKMIBvdm9M

>> No.13390723

>>13390710
No idea. Damn slav mermaids, how do they work?

>> No.13390750

>>13390723
>slav mermaids
Except these have nothing to do with vore or man-eating, at all. No idea why some threadcanon abominations are named after them.

>> No.13390775

>>13390720
The fuck...

>> No.13390778

>>13390100
Apophis are powerfull though, You will be fine. She can probably also pull some impressive illusion magic to hide and disguise both of you aswell, she's used to doing such things.

>> No.13390779

>>13390775
FERROFLUIDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUz1ZI-w6LQ

>> No.13390790

>>13390071

Of course I'd say yes.

All I've ever wanted was a single person to love me and for us to be alone together.

>> No.13390793

>>13390071
Yeah I would. I would work with fellow monster lovers to create a place of our own. Or we can simply hide somewhere remote.

The best idea would probably to stay somewhere remote with a small band of monstergirls and husbands. Least chance of acts of violence against you. Best would be to move back to their world though.

>>13390352
I doubt it would be bad really. Most will be way to occupied with their waifu's and will simply feed themselves by loving their waifu hard enough. The only true danger is a governement going mad.

>> No.13390797

>>13388576
The Lego Anubis story wouldn't have existed without DoILookLikeAWriteFag's series of stories. One of the characters, Isis, is an anubis who gets her employees to build Lego pyramids and the like.
That was more or less the moment people started associating anubi and Lego. There was some talk of it, a few greentext posts and ideas people wrote, which I then pounced on to write a few short posts about a Lego-loving anubis and her mother. From there, the whole story was written, which just kind of cemented the whole thing.

>> No.13390812

>>13388639
That's actually pretty decent looking, and it's nice to see that the Devil has new art.

>> No.13390822

>>13390553
I like health yes, but not that much health.

>> No.13390841

>>13390797
Dickthrone Anubis is a nice thing as well.

>> No.13390853

>>13390637
http://i.imgur.com/7aaACy6.jpg

>> No.13390868

>>13390853
>human arms

>> No.13390900

>>13385290
Salamanders, Lizards, Valkyres all think modern war is kiddy shit where nobody dies. They just fight you until you give up. I wanna see their faces when they realize how fucking brutal war is when we do it our way.

>> No.13390902

>>13390822
Sorry Anon, her fate was sealed the moment she entered the manse.
Just like that group made up of a succubus, a Minotaur, a lich, a cyclops and a werewolf.
All who enter shall leave with health or a healthy waifu

>> No.13390909

>>13390902
You say health Milkman, but how much health do you mean? I like health, it's nice and soft. But too much and it's straightout fat. You aren't seeking to make MG's to fatphopis level are you?

>> No.13390914

>>13385290
>Any other MG would be against it.
Doubtful. Monster Girls are not inherently against violence, they just had their main 'kill humans' instinct replaced by a 'love humans' one.

This is KC's perfect world of course so basically nobody would because of bullshit setting reasons, but I doubt all monster girls would be against war, they might just choose to go help their husband not die instead.

>> No.13390932

>>13390909
Variety is the spice of life, I love all levels of health and how much I bestow depends on how far they made it, how many visitors I've had that day, and how big a jerk they are/were

>> No.13390947

>>13390914
>Doubtful. Monster Girls are not inherently against violence
Monstergirls are inherently FOR violence, at least in MGE land; they still have the instinct of their blood-drinking predecessors to attack and predate on humans. It's just now that once they've knocked them down and ripped off their armour, they rape them instead of eating them.

And yes, yes, I know that dormice and unicorns exist, but that's still what it says about monsters in general in the World Guides.

>> No.13390958

>>13390914
>>13390947
Monster girls are mentioned to like fighting, but dislike horribly maiming and killing people.

>> No.13390962

>>13390321
It would be pretty weird for us non-americans

>> No.13390968

>>13390958
>dislike horribly maiming and killing people.

Too bad for them.

Captcha: hitla

>> No.13390969

>>13390932
>and how big a jerk they are/were

Do they get more or less?

>> No.13390976

>>13388953
I'm fine so long as she isn't too far below chest height, or too far above the height where her chin could rest on the top of my head.

>> No.13390978

>>13390969
More.
A lot more.
It triggers my sadism if they are jerks to me/the staff.
Especially the staff

>> No.13390981

>>13390968
Isn't that a good thing that they don't enjoy murdering humans?

>> No.13390983

>>13390976
I'd like same weight for super easy hugs.

>> No.13390984

>>13390958
Yeah, that's what they seem to be saying. A lot of races still use violence and fighting, but only rape now. No actual disfiguration or killing, at least in that setting.

>>13390909
Yeah, I like some health too, but too much might not be so great. A little bit for a Lich might be cool though.

>> No.13390988

>>13390914
>basically nobody would because of bullshit
*basically nobody would DIE because of bullshit

>>13390947
Somewhere in the encyclopedia KC explicitly mentions that the current Demon Lord actually replaced the violent instincts of monsters for succubi ones along with their anatomy.
They are still predators of men, but not in the same sense.

>>13390958
Yeah, KC basically wrote the setting so that nobody could die a horrible death.
Or even a not-so-bad one.

>> No.13390989

>>13390932
I guess that's fair enough. And if they don't like it they can work some off it off once they are released. But i'm sure that all of them will get a taste for it.

>> No.13390990

>You will never bunk with a chubby NEET Anubis who plays video games like DSP

>> No.13390991

>>13390962
I know there's at least two other spanish speaking persons here so at least I wouldn't be alone. Sadly one of them is a fucking dick.

>> No.13390992

>>13390981
Not really. It's boring.

>> No.13390993

>>13390981
It is. The don't enjoy murdering humans, humans enjoy murdering humans. That means less husbands for them.

Now I'm imagining a bunch of married monstergirls getting blocked off from the training camps their husbands are in when they're desperate to see them.

>> No.13391000

>>13390993

Imagine the constant security breaches the Wurms would cause.

Then again men that had dragon wifes would probably be made into dragoons.

>You will never be combat engineers with your wurm wife digging intricate tunnel systems that lead behind enemy lines

>> No.13391003

>>13390991
I am one of them. I don't think I'm a dick though.

>> No.13391013

>>13390991
I can understand spanish
can't speak it though.

>> No.13391024

>>13390989
Yep, although I do have a salamander that keeps coming back all the time.
She chased off a couple kikis and called the troll gardener names.
I always catch her, she always gets tossed out after I pump her full of milk, and she always comes back after burning it off.
She looked a wee bit chubbier last time she was here

>> No.13391027

>>13390797
Right, Isis! I remember now. That was a whole year ago...

>> No.13391033

>>13391024
You sure that she hasn't just fallen in love with you since you defeated her?

>> No.13391036

>>13390990
>who plays video games like DSP
Welp. You've done it anon.

You've at last conceptualized an Anubis in a role that I simply cannot tolerate.

Congratulations.

>> No.13391037

>>13391033
what is love? is it in the sky?

>> No.13391048

>>13391033
Couldn't be, it's technically traps that keep getting her. I'm sure she just wants to punch my face in as revenge at this point

>> No.13391053

>>13390990
Anubis again? How original;

>> No.13391054

>>13391037
No silly, it's food.

>> No.13391057

>>13391036
>Why are these slaves so slow? Wait? I NEED overseers?
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.13391065

Is this monstergirl supposed to be felid or canid?
http://i.imgur.com/Cuku9qW.png

>> No.13391069

>>13391065
I'd say canid, due to the shape of the ears.

>> No.13391075

>>13391037
no its a feeling deep inside

>> No.13391077

>>13391065
Canid. Don't see those tufts inside the ears with cats. Usually it's associated with jackals or foxes.

>> No.13391083

>>13391048
I don't know man. She might just be in love with you, wanting to make lot's of daughteru's with you. Perhaps start considering becoming a family-milk-man?

>> No.13391084

>>13391037
I'll tell you what it us, but you must first agree to not harm me any longer.

>> No.13391088

>>13391065
Whatever she's supposed to be, she's getting her hair ruffled and her belly pat.

>> No.13391096

>>13391069
>>13391077
Thanks, the bell-collar thing threw me off.

>> No.13391108

>>13391083
I'll bring up the question next time I see her. Currently I've got a damphir that just broke in.
Seems like she's just being an adventurer so maybe I'll let her off with only a little extra padding this time.
Ooooh, she's a Chuuni! I love them, we always have the best dialog exchanges

>> No.13391119

>The Minotaur’s muscles bulge, hot breathy mist spilling from his beastly face as small red eyes burn with the flaming hatred of Hades
>The young adventurer falls flat on his ass as he trips in his haste to back away from the hulking monstrosity wielding the giant golden Labrys
>He skuttles his way out of the sacred chamber he just defiled, but he knows that he is still in the heart of the labyrinth.
>Death will still come, now that he's stirred it.
>"M-Monster…" He’d heard the legends, but didn’t believe them. Who would? Even dragons bow before madmen in naked aprons in this day and age
>Hot salty tears sting at his eyes as he waits for death to come from the beast
>"It's been a while since some one was fool enough to defile this place." As if to punctuate it, the giant crushes an ancient skull under hoof
>The scent of death is carried on the bone dust which reaches the young boy
>The Minotaur's voice rumbles, deep, imposing. "Stand. Are you a man, or a rabbit. Meet your death honorably"
>It waves a giant hand, "Come. Have the first blow. I haven't felt the aches of battle in such a long time. Well, not that your puny blade could scratch me. Come!"
>The boy curls up, sobbing now, and doesn't move an inch.
>The beast roars, "STAND LIKE A MAN AND FIGHT, OR I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A COWARD!"
>The rabbit flinches. That's it. The beast's magnanimity has run dry. His death comes.
>...
>"Hurry. Get up. Fight me."
>"Come oon."
>"Fight me. Do you crave men?"
>"Hurry hurry hurry!"
>"I-I, fucked your mother."
>"Yeah. Totally. I recognize you. I toootaly split your ancestors on my giant cock."
>"Come on. Fight me, man to man."
>Slowly, the boy raises his head to look at the Minotaur goading him from just within the chamber.
>Slowly, he stands up.
>"C-Can you... not move from there?"
>The beast halts.
>"W-what? O-Of course I can. Just letting you have the first hit."
>The boy leans down and picks up a small stone
>Hesitantly, he throws it at the beast's face.

>> No.13391120

>>13391065
>http://i.imgur.com/Cuku9qW.png
Everything on her looks like it's melting
The chocolate werewolf cannot stand the heat.

>> No.13391122

>>13391108
I'll leave you to it, be sure to make her believe that she has a chance to escape the healthening, should provide for some extra fun.

>> No.13391129

>>13391108
Be sure to report back.

>> No.13391132

>>13391119
...Go on.

>> No.13391137

>>13391119
Little Theseus is about to get...?

>> No.13391140

>>13391119
This dialogue confused me.

>> No.13391145

https://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM?t=39

>MFW Kit's golden reaction to reading his loli MG self getting snu-snu'd

>> No.13391146

>>13391119
>the minotaur
>his beastly face
kindly fuck off

>> No.13391148

>>13391140
>>13391137
It's a male minotaur taunting an adventurer to fight him.

>> No.13391154

>>13391148

Oh, hello there, /tg/.

>> No.13391159

>>13391145
I'm surprised that Kit has a personality.
>>13391148
Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.

>> No.13391164

>>13391146
Shush, lets see where Anon takes his story.

>>13391159
>Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.
Probably, just like that one where the P'Orcs turned into monster girls in the middle of a raid.

>> No.13391166

>>13391145
>loli (implying female)
>getting snu snu'd

...?

>> No.13391173

>>13391164
alright but unless that minotaur grows tits in the next two posts I will have to repeat my statement

>> No.13391174

>>13391159
>Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.
That would be amusing. And really the only way the story would belong here. Unless it's already a female and just gets mistaken for a male via legends and such. Let us hope.

>> No.13391189

>>13391166
http://pastebin.com/Y7qbEMnT

>> No.13391191

>>13391119
>"Oi, cut that out you little shit."
>"So You really can't move from there. Huh. Why not?"
>The Minotaur's beard bristles in rage
>Then it's massive figure slumps in defeat.
>"Slut magic."
>"What?"
>"Slut magic. Happened centuries ago. Used to be a whole bunch of us. Something about this Labyrinth traps all magic. Drains it away, and this room is the safest."
>"What happens if you leave?"
>It sits down, standing its giant axe up as it crosses its legs.
>"My dumbass brother was the last. Tripped over his own feet after we saw the first adventurer in over a century."
>"...What happened?"
>The beast frowns.
>"Slut magic."
>The boy looks around, and takes note of the pulsing stones embedded in the walls, glowing faintly.
>Pulling a knife out, he reaches up and begins digging at the stones
>"Oi. What are you doing."
>"Dude." The knife slips in. "No, stop. That's fucked man."
>The boy moves onto the next stone.
>And the next
>The beast's roars grow fainter the further the boy tracks back through the labyrinth
>And could it be? Higher pitched?
>Hours later, the boy returns, backpack full of pulsing magic gems
>He barely gets to the inner sanctum, when a fist flies out of nowhere, and collects him.
>The monstrous force takes him by the head and launches him across the room
>"You jerk! What the fuck man?! Not cool!"
>The Minotaur's breasts swing with the motion of the punch.
>Wait.
>What.
>The boy rubs his throbbing face, and looks to the beast.
>What was once a monster is... well... still a monster. But much smaller. Still ripped, but the layer of fur is gone, replaced by bronzed skin, with a sheen of sweat, the massive twisted torc which once rested on its bicep now around the girl's slim waist like a kind of ornament, holding up what looks to be a tapestry, torn from the walls and wrapped around like a skirt.
>Her eyes are still red, and sufficiently pissed off, but more human now, the giant bovine snout gone in favor of a cute nose.

>> No.13391204

>>13391191
I'm digging the crystals being able to revert Mamono to their original forms. Nicely done!

>> No.13391205

>>13391191

>Male minotaur that never wanted to become a Monstergirl is forcefully transformed into one

Even though Monsterboys aren't really allowed here, that's a real fucking dick move. Guy didn't deserve that.

>inb4 somebody will want this plot to turn into sex anyway

>> No.13391207

>>13391191
>slut magic
Oh boy.

>> No.13391208

>>13391191
Called it, sorta at least.

>> No.13391212

>>13391204
>revert Mamono to their original forms

Being monstergirls most likely not their original forms.

>"Slut magic. Happened centuries ago.

This implies that they were still normal minotaurs before the monstergirl-ization happened.

>> No.13391214

>>13391205
Literally no monster wanted to become a monster girl in the first place.

>> No.13391217

>>13391212
Jesus fuck anon can you read?

>> No.13391224

>>13391217
I can, but can you?

>> No.13391225

>>13391204
The gems prevented the succubization. They can't reverse it or his brother could had simply walked back into the room to turn itself back to his non-monster girl form.

>>13391212
>Being monstergirls most likely not their original forms.
>This implies that they were still normal minotaurs before the monstergirl-ization happened.
What?

>> No.13391226

>>13391191
>The mane from before is the only thing which remains, really, red and fiery
>Large breasts dominate her torso, a round layer of softness over the toned and sculted musculature of her abs. Her womanhood is obscured by the tapestry, but a slit down the side reveals a glistening trail which isn't quite sweat
>Her chest heaves as she takes deep ragged breaths, breathing much harder than a single punch should warrent.
>A hot flush clouds her cheeks, and there are glistening sapphire tears caught in the corner of her eyes, the golden labrys from before, discarded to the wayside, it's handle slick.
I'll have to continue this later if any one cares. I chose a really bad time and I gotta run now.

>> No.13391231

>>13391226
Didn't realize how late it was.

>> No.13391234

>>13391226
Sure, sounds like a plan to me.

>> No.13391236

>>13391226
Oh come on now...

>> No.13391237

>>13391225
He probably means that monstergirl form isn't the mino's original form.

>> No.13391246

>>13391214

But can you really say they're unhappy with how shit KC's worldbuilding is?

>> No.13391251

>>13391214
The first generation didn't. The ones that were actually sentient anyways.

>> No.13391252

>>13391122
>>13391129
Ok, engaged in some banter, She claimed to be here to end my "Milk Terror" and then ran smack dab into the jinko twins.
They fought a bit, and she managed to down one of them, but she was going to be overwhelmed.
Opened a side door, she took it and, after shouting how she'd return to "end my dairy based tyranny" she fell right into the slime pit.
Long story short, I bound her, made a speech, gave her enough to go up a cup size or two and really fill out those leather pants before sending her off on a date with a baker I know.

>> No.13391260

>>13391226
>Take a man-monster's 'precious gems'.
>It turns into a girl.
Cruelly funny.

>>13391246
Brainwashing is brainwashing one way or another. It doesn't matter if you want it or not or if you're a monster turned monster-girl or a man turned husband; you'll end up liking it.

>> No.13391261

>>13391252
>a baker I know.

Ever thought of making some "special" eclairs for shits and giggles?

>> No.13391265

>>13390071
Fuck yes. Fuck the normies.

>> No.13391272

>>13391191
>>13391226
ESCAPE THE COW
DO IT NOW

>> No.13391273

Oh look, we're the last thread on page 10. If someone makes a new thread this one will get deleted.

>> No.13391274

>>13391273
I'll do it.
NOBODY ELSE DO IT.

>> No.13391288

>>13391274
Make it with a Grizzly. I was trying for a chain of the bears a few threads ago, and got two in a row, but it got messed up when the spammer pushed us off early.

>> No.13391293

>TFW Russia gets a translation of Lamia no Baai before everyone else
I cheeki breeki, and I shiggy diggy.

>> No.13391300

>>13391261
Oh? Spiked cream? Have those everywhere in the kitchen.
Hold on, looks like the salamander is back and.....doesn't even look like she tried to burn anything off this time. More surprised the scale bikini fits her.
And....she's just laying down in front of the zombies, never saw that before.

>> No.13391306

>>13391288
You sir have excellent tastes.

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