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yes

No, sexual frustration is resolved through incidents.

The games are actually about Reimu cockblocking various people.

Do we /u/ now or what?

>>13380346
Not in my Gensokyo. They do love dick, however.

Touhous are incapable of love.

>>13382559
Your version of Gensokyo disgusts me.

>>13380346
why yes of course, it's a heaven for pure maiden's love.

>>13380346
Since there's many male touhous offscreen.
Yeah, they can.

>>13383004
Het? In Gensokyo?

>>13382972
In my Gensokyo, you slowly transform into a girl every time you use your powers.

Human village has a considerable male population because they don't go flying around unless for good reason, and Rinnosuke is only a man because he doesn't play danmaku (but not for long, he'll become a girl after a few more decades of using his appraisal ability). But the moment you start getting yourself involved in incidents, you better be prepared to get shorter, softer and bustier in very short order.

>>13383012
Yeah, it's just another universe, there may be het, /u/, /y/ and even weird stuff. But mostly het.

>>13383037
Are there otherkin touhous

>>13383048
Kasen. She may have horns and be able to punch through mountains, but she's 100% human on the inside and that's what counts!

Please do not make fun of her noble human soul.

>>13383012
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>13383035
In my Gensokyo, The male part of reproduction is taken up by Futas (thank you Eirin for your shady drugs :v ) and those man that do exist are quite unneeded.
Yuri's the rule in my Gensokyo.

>>13383037
Pff, in Touhou het is inferior to the purity of maiden love.

>>13383326
Thankfully ZUN isn't a degenerate autist like you.

>>13380346
only some fat loser and a ghost.

the closest thing besides that is Reimu being extremely over-protective of Kosuzu.

>>13383204
Mangahus are not real 2hus, you have to be drawn exclusively personally by ZUN to be considered "born" as a 2hu.

>>13383477
Keep telling yourself that.

>>13383477
Look at that secondary and laugh at him

>>13383355
It's not autism, I just don't like the idea of some random 0815 dudes either sexing or being all lovey-dovey with the Touhous I like.
Especially not when there's no need for dudes in Touhou.

>>13383571
>Especially not when there's no need for dudes in Touhou.
ZUN thinks otherwise.

>>13383571
or, to be more precise, no need for dudes with 0 personality. I have nothing against Rinnosuke, he's kinda chill, but all those fanmade males just piss me off.

>>13383574
Look at the post beneath yours, I corrected myself.
Point is: Yuri > Het, end of discussion.

>>13383595
That's still het predominance no matter what and absolutely 0 hint of any sort of lesbian tendencies by any character.

>>13383598
Neither is there any canoncal sign of (sexual) attraction towards any of the 3 male characters, only one of them a human or Youkai.

>>13383598
Also, as an example, what about the one IN ending where Marisa and Alice share a bed, the whole affair with Eirin and Kaguya, or the "you're not allowed to touch her" behavior of Keine towards Mokou?
True, there is no explicit lesbianism in Touhou, but there's a hell lot of more yuri context than there'd be ever any het context in Touhou.

>>13383518
fight me in danmaku if you got the guts.
by reading all these moeblob manga you probably got terrible at the games, assuming you actually played them. if you never 1cc'ed a game at least on normal that is not TH08, you're not even worthy as an enemy

Marissa's first impulse on getting oni strength isn't uprooting a tree or some crap but carrying Reimu like they just got married. Too bad Reimu is tsundere.

>>13383690
>Marissa
pls.

thanks for the indirect support on the Yuri-front tho

>>13383678
Ahahah how cute

>>13383614
Why are you people even talking about this? There's really no need for proof or canonical sign that the characters are attracted to males. By default, females are attracted to males. Unless proven otherwise, the characters of Touhou are straight. It's something like "innocent until proven guilty." In this case, guilty of being a faggot.

>>13383639
You want some examples?

>>13384168
I hate yurifags, but Reimu did have some weird instant crush on Meira. Then again, considering she was a retarded kid and Meira considers homosexuality as disgusting, I'm certain the mentality of ZUN in character creation is not lesbian.

It's certain that he makes them act close to eachother in ways that we would consider awkward. However, Japanese series sell on small implications here and there to attract a wider variety of audience, and you're all falling for it.

>>13384206
Reimu mistook her for a man though, meaning she was attracted to her thinking she's a man. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

>>13384206
Meira also looked like a young male, the first time I saw her I thought that scene was a joke abour Reimu not noticing she was actually talking to a girl, but that's just my interpretation.

Anyway I don't care about their orientation, I just find dumb the "everyone is gay/straight etc" mentality, until proven differently I'll assume they're het but they may be as well be all gay for all I care (except the moonbitches and Seiga of course).

>>13384168
>You want some examples
sure, come at me brah.

Also, there's no proof that they're not attracted to females as well. There's this weird thing called bisexual, you know? Assuming everybody is, as you so poorly worded it "by default", straight is in the end the same shit you hat in us Yuri-fans. You assume they're straight, we assume they ain't. If anything, they're by defaul bisexual and fans force their ideas of their sexuality on them.
And that's all I gonna say.

>>13384206
You know that ZUN's all like "meh, let them do what they want" when it comes to the relations between his characters? He knows what's going on, but if he was annoyed at me and all the Yuri-fans, he'd introduced some love interests already.

>>13383035
How does that explain Unzan or Genji?

>>13383571
It's unlikely that save for some wacky shenanigans where they age up, the eternaloli touhous will be forever untainted...save for Suwako, apparently.
They're not degenerates like american girls tend to be and will marry for pure love, and if it's for that shouldn't it be fine?

>>13383578
This I can agree with. All the maymay spouting one liner donut steel faggots can go die.

>>13384318
it would be fine if the dude they're marrying wasn't some random dude the creator of a random Doujin made up. (mind you, I not only dislike random fanmade dudes, I also don't like Touhous like Mitori or Sasha).
And the problem is that Rinnosuke can't marry 'em all.

>>13384245
>>13384288
>>13384302
Would make sense. However, seeing as most do not have any lost interests, the correct answer to give is that there is no definite answer until official word (there was the Rinnosuke material from above, but more evidence the better argument).

Until then, Touhou is just a multiverse of girls beating the shit out of each other for mostly vague personal interest. In short, egocentric whores.

>>13384378
*love

Seems I can't type this afternoon.

>>13384168
>OFFICIAL MANGA PAGE BY OFFICIAL ZUN APPROVED MANGA ARTIST
How about you start by telling us where did this come from, exactly?

>>13384378
>>13384389

Fine by me.
But why the hell would Aya abuse Hatate as podest?

not going by the fans that think Hatate is M as fuck

also, not wanting to pour oil on the flame, you wrote "most don't have any love interests". Isn't the only one in the Game!Canon with a love interest Seiga who was married and in the extended canon Seiga and the Moonbitches?

>>13384419
There's also Suwako. Unless you are one of those fucks that like to think she was raped or something.

>>13384428
Oops, forgot about Kero. My bad.No, I don't think she was raped - and since Loli-rape sickens me I don't want to think it either

>>13384419
Suwako had heterosexual reproduction.

As I mentioned, most, not all.

If you want to stretch the bullshit as most fans do for canon, historical-based figures such as Miko. I also agree with Hatate not being M, but I'm pretty sure the image was meant more to show the stare-off between Fox News Bird and Tengu Mountain Minutemen.

>>13384378
>there was the Rinnosuke material from above, but more evidence the better argument

That artist doesn't JUST make Zun approved manga you know. They also ship touhous on the side. People use him as an example, but when anyone brings up the fact that he also ships ParseexYuugi...

I think >>13384168 was being sarcastic anyway.

>>13384468
Alright, so since the artist is now invalid for Touhou canon relationships, neither of you have sufficient evidence at the moment, in this thread, to prove any sides you have.

To conclude the answer of this thread's question, they either love each other in platonic relationships or they don't love each other that way.

Damn it, I lost my post.

>>13384302
>sure, come at me brah.
Parsee, Suwako, Moon Sisters, Seiga.

>Also, there's no proof that they're not attracted to females as well.
And? You're just repeating yourself.

> There's this weird thing called bisexual, you know?
And?

>You assume they're straight, we assume they ain't.
You can assume whatever the hell you want. I'm just starting a fact that people should be naturally heterosexual and are expected to be heterosexual by people in general unless there's evidence to contradict that expectation. Let make make it simple so you can understand:
Touhou characters are more likely to be straight than not be straight or anything in between.

God, it's like I'm arguing with tumblr.

>And that's all I gonna say.
Sure, let's agree to disagree or whatever. See yah.

>>13383574
>ZUN thinks otherwise.
Then he'd appear more than once :^)

>>13384530
He's in the latest chapter of Forbidden Scrollery, for like a couple pages.

>>13384541
I haven't started Forbidden Scrollery yet so excuse me for that post, though beside him and Youmu's master(And that one PC98 character) there are no other relevant males in Touhou beside fodders/background characters.

>>13384492
at least we agree that we disagree and that it's like arguing on tumblr.
Good day, sir.

>>13384553
>That one PC98 character
Genji the Turtle? Or the male half of Shingyoku?

>>13384563
Genji, I don't really think the half of Shingyoku should count since they both are one, but then the first one is a turtle so yeah.

>>13382972
>Your version of Gensokyo disgusts me.

And your version digsusts me, wasting so many lovely girls on yuritrash.

I'm glad Touhou is big enough that het doujins will always be made. All yuri is trash. If I see even a hint of it in my doujins I'm dropping it instantly.

>>13384737
I pity you. And the way you're phrasing makes you look like no older than 12 who can't explain why he hates something.
Learn something from the anon that argued with me earlier, he's a decent example of a worthy discussion partner.
Now, off with ye back to your filthy version of Gensokyo where pure maidens are degraded to skanks.

yes

>>13384302
jesus, go back to tumblr, you are making the yuri-friends look bad you faggot

>>13384754
You post so much like a /u/ poster, why don't you go the fuck back there?

>>13384410
That's cheating

>>13383574

Not that his presence factors into anything, since he's either a homo or just too scared to ask some sluthu for sex.

>>13384780
Hmm... Nah.
I hate tumblr.

>>13384784
Well, I am on /u/ and I am here on /jp/ (and I don't plan on leaving). Also, The question in the OP is "Do Touhous love each other", so there's some reason for my yuri-fagging.

To both of you:
Why the fuck don't you hide my posts if they piss you off so much?

>>13384410
>Marisafags not being disgusting secondary maiwaifufags

Kill all yurifags. Filthy secondary casuals.

>>13384873
Says the one who most likely never played the game and only reads Doujins.

>>13384873
Go back to Jojo if you want dicks.

>>13383477
retard

Tewi's a red-blooded daikoku lover as well.

>>13384869
>Well, I am on /u/ and I am here on /jp/ (and I don't plan on leaving).

Out. Yuri is not and never was otaku culture, it was a niche subculture.

>Why the fuck don't you hide my posts if they piss you off so much?

I'm not some insecure idiot who hides everything. I just hate yuri.

How's it feel knowing that the vast majority of 2hu h-doujins are het?

>>13384912
>all this pro-wymyn power posting
>on a board meant for discussions concerning otaku culture and weeaboo genre

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/u/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/pol/
>>>/d/

Go bother them.

After reading this thread,
so this is why people hate Yurifags
I always wondered

>>13384953
I'd take it seriously if you haven't used the ">"
Also look at the thread name meme-ster because most of " I want to insert my dick inside x touhou/ship girl" could go to >>>/d/ too.

>>13384935
>Out
Like I said, I don't plan on leaving. You can't force me out of here, sorry.

Most het-2hou-h-doujins are rape one way or another though. But there are more, that's true. I give you that much. And I'm not sure that's a good sign to be honest.

>>13384985
>Most het-2hou-h-doujins are rape one way or another though

No they aren't, unless you're a dumbass yurifag who views any het work of his precious waifus as rape.

>>13384935
How's it feel knowing the ratio of good:bad h-doujins is far better in yuri stuff than het?

>>13384992
Not in the least, I read quite a few H-Doujins and most of them happened to be quite non-consensual.
There's Yuri-and Monster Rape too, don't want to deny that fact, but all those male-on-female gangrape doujins...
Seen to many of 'em.

>>13385001
That'd be strange given all yuri is shit by default.

>>13385005
Tell us more about your problems with homosexuality and women.

>>13385012
Tell us more about being a faggot.

>>13385012
It has nothing to do with lesbians and everything to do with the lack of a cypher to self-insert. What's the point of porn without self-inserting?

inb4 you're just an immature hetfag

Kuso thread

>>13385003
touhou english rape
296 results

touhou english -rape (with non-h disabled)
1168 results

>>13385149
touhou rape -translated
507 results

touhou -rape -translated
5,256 results

A rape touhou doujin is two times more likely to be translated than a consensual one.

>>13385030

Some people like to watch. Or you can insert as the girl.

>>13384245
this

>>13385209
which is proof that most H-Doujins are, as I wrote, rape, which is, as I already stated as well, not really that great.
Vanilla a masterrace after all

>>13385227
This anon gets it. You don't have to self-insert (I don't really want to self-insert into a guy who's dicking a girl another dude just came in, think about it) when watching two hot gals getting it on is equally hot.

>>13385227
You want to be a girl?
And you're calling other people gay?
At least self insert as a futanari dude.

>>13385282
>which is proof that most H-Doujins are, as I wrote, rape
Most? 507 vs 5256 less than 10%.

>>13385295
I admit my mistake, I was spouting bullshit there.
Sorry anon, I didn't see the - before the rape at the 5.2k result.

>>13385295
Still the fact is that, as pointed out, rape is twice as likely to be translated as consensual.

>>13385311
touhou project english rape
289 results

touhou project english -rape
1141 results

>>13385322
>A rape touhou doujin is two times more likely to be translated than a consensual one.

>>13385361
Oh, whoops. My mistake.

If you've got a problem with it, though, why not change it?

>>13385149
>>13385209
touhou english: 1414
touhou -translated: 5767
25%

touhou english yuri: 211
touhou -translated yuri: 573
37%

touhou english yuri rape: 25
touhou -translated yuri rape: 30
83%

>>13385401
I would, if I could properly read moonrunes. I'm teaching myself how to do it, but it's gonna take a while.

Vanilla and yuri and non-rape books generally have more dialogue and story than rape, so they're harder to translate. Maybe that's it? Part of it?

>>13385624
Just let the thread die. You're trying too hard now.

>>13385624
You're right, but >>13385645 is right as well, let the thread die.

>>13385645
Trying to hard at what? That's my second post in the thread.

RESURRECTION

The lack of Touhou harem doujinshi is criminal. "Touhou female:harem" gives you but 23 results half of them being from one guy and half of those being translations.

>>13387132
if you want something done you gotta do it yourself

>>13383477
with this logic hata no kokoro isn't 2hu

>>13387331
People like him usually do believe that fighthus are not "real 2hus".

We call them "stupid people".

fuck off yurishitters

>>13387813
Watch out, we got a badass over here.

>>13388823
I don't like oppressive yurishitters.

Please keep out a safe and clean /jp/!!!!

>>13388869
I calmed down, so I'm chill.
btw, adding five exclamation marks makes you look hella childish.

>>13388893
The more exclamation marks, the stronger I express myself!!!

>>13380346

>>13383035
But all the most powerful 2hus except for Remilia are tall grannies.

Yuri hentai is literally a complete waste of time. Sex devoid of penetration is so boring.

Yurifans are also vicious towards het fans. Did we all forget about Hidefu Kitayan? And there's bunch of people with a massive Futa hateboner too.

>>13383690
I too, can see what I want everywhere when I overanalyze simple things in a comic book.

And Marisa was the worst example to use given the existence of Rinnosuke. Literally a canon het ship.

>>13402535
>Literally a canon het ship.
And you're literally stupid. Just so you know, there are no canon ships involving Rinnosuke (inb4 sakuyafag) so get out of here, secondary man.

>>13383639
>what about the one IN ending where Marisa and Alice share a bed
Not only is their route not canon, that is the bad ending, and it's obviously because Marisa is dirt poor and only has one bed and they had to crash at her place.
>>13383690
That's Azuma Aya doing things off-script, Makoto also gave Momiji wolf-ears despite that being a fanon-only thing, the next ZUN-hired artist to draw her rightfully removed said stupidity.

>>13384168
That's not an official manga you dink, nice try.

>>13402629
What I meant was that it could happen in canon. MarisaxRinnosuke is far more likely to happen than literally any yuri ship.

>>13398400
>Sex devoid of penetration is so boring.

I know you've never had sex but at least pretend not to be a casual

>>13387331
she isn't, that's right
but she might become one, just like suika or tenshi

>>13402664
OK, I can understand that.

However, I disagree. Marisa has been a young adult for a few years now, and we know that she visits Kourindou regularly. So if it hasn't happened yet, I doubt it'll ever happen.

>>13402667
>I know you've never had sex but at least pretend not to be a casual

But it is.

I know that you're so insecure the sight of another dick gives you psychological trauma, but not everyone's like you.

Why are yurifans always so insecure and defensive?

>>13402692

The reason she hasn't done anything is because ZUN doesn't want to have romance in the series, simple as that.

>>13402703
>The reason she hasn't done anything is because ZUN doesn't want to have romance in the series, simple as that.
Then it's NOT "any more likely to happen than literally any yuri ship", genius.

>>13402715
In a fanwork, however, it's still far more likely unless the author is just some canon-raping idiot. None of the girls have expressed any sort of romantic interest in each other.

>>13402683
Oh secondary-kun.

>>13403009
I can go on.

>>13402728
>In a fanwork, however, it's still far more likely unless the author is just some canon-raping idiot.
So? We're talking canon here, boy.
>None of the girls have expressed any sort of romantic interest in each other.
Neither towards Rinnosuke. Or Rinnosuke towards them.

>>13402660
Bro, how can a route in an official game not be canon? You high?
Yeah true, Marisa is dirt poor, but she could've as well slept on the floor or the couch, she didn't have to share a bed with Alice.

>>13402703
>Why are yurifags always so insecure and defensive
We aren't, it just seems to me that you hetfags think that only straight sex is good and hot sex when just watching or two hot women making it can be better. It's more erotic, not as banal in-out-in-out as most het-porn is.

>>13403617
>Bro, how can a route in an official game not be canon? You high?
>Yeah true, Marisa is dirt poor, but she could've as well slept on the floor or the couch, she didn't have to share a bed with Alice.
I'm not that anon, but are you stupid? He said it's from the BAD ending, why would it be canon?

>>13403652
>>13402660
owoops, I over-read the "Bad."
Sorry, my bad.

Bad ending can still be canon, after all, Reimu did lose in PCB and did it multiple times.

The point is: there's no romance in Touhou because ZUN purposely lets it that way, overbearing yurifags please do not try to push your fetish as "canon".

You have to be a total retarded if you think manga written by ZUN and stated as canon by ZUN are not canon, just because they are not in ZUN arts.

>>13403725
These manga do not support any romantic relationship.

>>13403713
Not wanting to spark the flame anew, but honestly (even though admittedly Yurifags start it often) all the "only het is good, Yurifags must die mimimi" shit gets boring too. There's always two participants in a war. And it's not always the Yurifags who start the skirmishes.

>>13403740
No excuses, there's a board for you guys, please go and indulge your fetish there.

>>13403761
You mistake me, I wasn't making excuses, I was merely stating the truth about the homo vs. het conflict, that's all.

>>13403783
It's still an excuse.

Please go to /u/ where there is no conflict over this!!!

>>13403789
There's the occasional hetfag strolling over there, so there's some conflict sometime.
And once more bro, stop the multiple exclamation marks, what are you, 12?

>>13403827
Of course, straight people are all over 4chan, and it isn't isolated to anyboard unlike homogays.

And as said, the more exclaimation it has, the stronger I express myself!!!

>>13403617
>We aren't, it just seems to me that you hetfags think that only straight sex is good and hot sex when just watching or two hot women making it can be better.

If it was so good then most H-doujins would be yuri. But they aren't.

>So? We're talking canon here, boy
All romance is fanwork when it comes to 2hu and all good fanwork works with canon. Otherwise you could have just written original shit if you didn't give a fuck about canon.

>>13409538
>Otherwise you could have just written original shit
People could do a lot of things.

>>13409618
>People could do a lot of things.
And if they're writing fanfiction they should respect canon.

Not that I'd expect yuri fans to ever respect canon. The western fanbase is infested with them, hence why there's so many stupid secondaries.

Reimu and Marisa are always homoing off somewhere

>>13420828
>if they're writing fanfiction they should respect canon
You're missing half the point of fanfiction. Just read CoLA over and over again if you really care.

>>13421066
Please don't project your disgusting fantasies onto the 2hus.

>>13420828
I agree, the doujin "writers" tend to just use the characters as skins for whatever the hell they want, completely abandoning the characters prior established personalities and connections to set up a half assed plot. At least deviantart/walfas/fanfiction rots in its pit where noone else has to see it. Without the generally higher level of visual quality coming from japanese artists, they'd likely receive the same exact treatment. In worse cases it becomes a cirlcejerk where people begin to think that's actually how the character behaves, hence why you have so much Sakuya being a bitch to Meiling/pads/etc, Cirno being retarded/9/etc, other stupid memes I don't give a shit about, and in this case the yurispam.

Not that I'm arguing AGAINST the yuri, the other end of the spectrum being Everyone x Rinnosuke, crack pairings, and donut steels are so much worse.

TL;DR version: In most cases: artists are not writers, and artists are not writers.
Can't do both/land a lucrative contract in the anime/doujin business?
Time to use someone elses content for doujins.

I wonder if Alice makes her barbies get nude and kiss.

>>13421484
>Not that I'm arguing AGAINST the yuri, the other end of the spectrum being Everyone x Rinnosuke, crack pairings, and donut steels are so much worse.

As terrible as those things are, they're still better than yuri. Anything is better than yuri.

I want 2hus to be lesbians since I plan on turning into a girl when I get into gensokyo, but I still want to fug them.

>>13421928
>Anything is better than yuri.
There are cancers worse than yuri in shipping hell. So much worse I dare not speak of them.

>>13380346
Yes

http://exhentai.org/g/409634/f8cbc13133/

>>13380346
>Do touhous love eachother?
Yeah, they do.