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Finger licking good.

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>> No.13370880

1st for Yandere Amazoness

>> No.13370896

>>13370880
Post here for now: >>13367477

I assume the only reason this one hasn't been deleted yet is because the janitor wants this to be the next in line.

>> No.13373320

We camping here?

>> No.13373323

This the new thread now?

>> No.13373326

>>13373323
Yes

>> No.13373328

>>13373320
>>13373323
I guess.

The fuck is happening in /jp/ anyways?

>> No.13373332

>>13373328
some faggot is spamming new threads

>> No.13373336

>>13373320
Claim this land in the name of the current thread!

>>13373328
Some shithead spamming threads

>> No.13373337
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Since the last thread went bully u so quickly:
You're Jimmy, a kid in kindergarten. It's Saturday, you've got a pocket full of gummyworms, and your Alp sister reeks of beer.
Do you play House with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you dig a hole to China with Wurm, Sandworm , and Ushi Oni?
Do you enjoy some hot cocoa with Yuki and Yeti?
Do you teach Mantis to be normal and rip off that damned scarf?
Do you visit Ophy, who's sick, and cheer her up?
Do you play adult video games with Mino and Dullahan at their house?
Do you, Werewolf, and Kitsune sit on a porch and eat some snacks?
Do you convince Khepri to leave her sleeping bag for a day using those gummy worms?
Do you watch some Shark Week shows with Ryu?
Do you eat cake at Wyvern's?
Do you help out Dragon and her Mother at the Bakery, despite being like 6?
Do you help Timmy and teach him to stop being such a bully magnet?
Do you say hello to your Echidna teacher at the local market?
Do you ask Junko why she's trying to make another swing with such a lifeless look in her eyes?
Do you ask 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound to teach you how to fire a pellet gun?
Do you let 6th Grader Jabberwock and Lilim babysit you for two days while your parents are away?
Do you ask Girtablilu if she wants to watch The Mask at your house?
Or do you just eat gummyworms in the park and then ask a Weresheep to drive you home in her rusty van?

>> No.13373338

>Someone spams the board and knocks multiple pages into the abyss
Hah

>> No.13373340

>>13373332
I was wondering. I swear we were on page 8 a few hours ago.

>> No.13373346

>>13373337
>help out Dragon and her Mother at the Bakery
"Helping" might be stretching it a bit, but yes.

>> No.13373349

>>13373337
Go to cheer up Junko of course!

What happened to the Hebi-nee poster?

>> No.13373350

Alright why is someone spamming threads with the face of some guy who is according to google the senior editor of some video games website?

>> No.13373354

>>13373349
> the Hebi-nee poster
Who?

>> No.13373358

>>13367475
I'd french kiss this girl so hard.

>> No.13373361

>>13373358
Ew

>> No.13373380

>>13373358

My nigga.

>> No.13373386

>>13373358
Froggirls a best. I want her to wrap her tongue all around my dick and use it like an onahole to jerk me off.

>> No.13373391

>>13373235
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/

>> No.13373396

Well, at least this thread is still up for us to move to. I'm a little sad I didn't get to make three in a row, since I was going to use the next bear in line, but at least this one gets some use after all.

>>13373337
Mino and Dullahan, definitely. Probably a pretty good time.

>>13373391
Well, that's something.

>> No.13373401

>>13373391
Yes, pretty much.

>> No.13373406

>>13373337
6th Grade Jabberwock and Lilim. Gonna make me some memories for myself which I will later realize to have been rape in my teenage years and lead to self esteem problems and self-loathing until I go through therapy with an understanding but touchy Holst.

But that's just me.

>> No.13373410
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Hep, I'm playing strip battleship with this Kraken and I only have my underwear left!

>> No.13373418

>>13373391

That's one way to deal with NTR.

>> No.13373420

>>13373337
Take the Mantis to eat cake at the Wyvern's house

>> No.13373427

>>13373410

Prepare your anus, son.

>> No.13373429

>>13373420
But Wyvern will just cause her cake to splat over the ground, and Mantis will go on about Indiana Jones.

>> No.13373430

>A mantis will never nibble on your ear with love

>> No.13373436

>>13373337

I'll go with the Ryu.

>> No.13373438

>>13373429
Is Wyvern crying because her cake splattered?

>> No.13373442

>>13373438
>A Wyvern
>Not crying over something spilt because of her claw/wings
You don't know me very well, do you?

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>>13373436
>>13373337

Yes, I'll always go with the Ryu.

I want a childhood friend Ryu.

>> No.13373453

>>13373442
Cuddle pile with Mantis until she stops crying
And then we keep going even when she stops

>> No.13373454
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Dragons are love.

>> No.13373455

>>13373337
Junko

>> No.13373460

>>13373337
>Do you let 6th Grader Jabberwock and Lilim babysit you for two days while your parents are away?
T-This.

>> No.13373466

>>13373406
>implying Jabberwock would rape you or let Lilim rape you
Can't rape the willing.

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>>13373337
So where is the oomukade hiding?
Also, threadly dose

>> No.13373473

>>13373454
>love
Don't you mean greed?

>> No.13373474

>>13373470
Thanks doc

>> No.13373475

>>13373470
>oomukade
There is none. You need to pay a monthly fee for there to be one.

>> No.13373478
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13373478

Honest question:

If people are okay with harems, why do they react so negatively to the thought of your waifu (or woman in the harem) fucking someone else? And no, please don't just go 'hurr cuck,' this isn't about pregnancy or child-rearing. It's like, if you're okay with not being monogamous, why not extend the same courtesy to the woman?

I guess I'm just a really kinky/out there person. If my waifu wanted to have an all-holes gangbang, I'd be fine with that - assuming I get to pick which hole of hers I plug and then call in a favor later.

>> No.13373480

>>13373475
>monthly fee

Literally worse than Valve.

>> No.13373482

>>13373380
>>13373386
The best part is that you can french her while doing her from behind or while she gives you a paizuri.

Long tongues have incredible utility in bed. OP as hell.

>> No.13373485

>>13373478
>And no, please don't just go 'hurr cuck'
> If my waifu wanted to have an all-holes gangbang, I'd be fine with that
>Posting a futa character
8/10

>> No.13373486

>>13373482
Or she can give herself deep cunnilingus while you fuck her anus for a two-person DP.

>> No.13373487

Just in case anyone's interested, here's that wee two-parter greentext I threw up just before the last thread nuked itself.

http://pastebin.com/iX49sKLk

Cheers, boys.

>> No.13373488
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>>13373478
A lot of us are vanillafags. Me included, and I don't really like harems.

>> No.13373490

>>13373485
I must agree it's comparably high quality baiting.

>> No.13373492

>>13373478
Harems are shit. If I had one, I would be alright with her having one, but I don't and I would expect the same from her. Also >>13373485

>> No.13373493

>>13373487
cryingpraetorian.jpg

>> No.13373494

>>13373485
>futa character
To be fare, the amount of pictures with her as a futa is completely eclipsed by the amount of her not as one.
It's like calling a Touhou character a futa just because a few pics of them have a dick.

>> No.13373496

>>13373485
Yeah, that wasn't bad. Multiple layers, ya know?

>> No.13373498

>>13373494
The difference is this is an original character, futafag

>> No.13373499

>>13373485
Come on, anon. Let's have an actual discussion. No greentext or implying or calling of bait.

>>13373488
I feel that if I was actually ever in a relationship Now there's a fantasy I'd be a pretty strict monogamyfag. With fantasy and MGC, I'm free to imagine whatever because there isn't any emotional investment or attachment.

It's fun to imagine all kinds of lewd things.

>> No.13373501

>>13373494
Looking at the text, he knew what he was doing. If he didn't, he's a genious.

>> No.13373502

>>13373498
And how does that change anything, baitfag?

>> No.13373505

>>13373486
Or she can wrap her tongue around your dick and continue making out with you using the remaining length.

Also chest licking.

>> No.13373507

>>13373494
To be fair the amount of images of her with her front both naked and visible and without a cock are completely eclipsed by the amount of ones where 'she' has one.

>> No.13373511
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13373511

>you will never sit atop of your hoard and eat the breakfast that your paladin prisioner clumsily prepared for you

>> No.13373512

>>13373507
And yet it makes no sense since her clothing fits to her very tightly, and you don't even see the slightest hint of a bulge in any of them. What's next, parrotbaiter?

>> No.13373514

>>13373499
Well the thing is, I have been cheated a few times and I kind of hate that. This is why I stick to monstergirls, it's very vanilla.
>>13373511
You're late

>> No.13373515

>>13373512
>what is tucking

>> No.13373516

>>13373478
>If people are okay with harems,
implying

>> No.13373519

>>13373499
>Let's have an actual discussion
I'd rather not have a shitstorm this early thanks.

>> No.13373520

>>13373515
So you're going to move the goalpost now by using tucking?

>> No.13373522

>>13373512
>You don't see the slightest hint of a bulge
http://i.imgur.com/IJUuBeW.jpg
Kill yourself

>> No.13373525

>>13373519
Why would there be a shitstorm? At this hour things are pretty sane. Are people really afraid of meaningful discussion?

I don't think I'll change anyone's opinion on the matter, but it's still nice to get differing viewpoints on something.

>> No.13373527

>>13373520
You do realize you're speaking to multiple people, right?

>> No.13373528

>spam deleted
>monstergirls is still here

>> No.13373529

>>13373522
That could easily be a case of badly drawn puffy vulva.

>> No.13373531

>>13373519
He's that same guy that was trying to start shit in his response to boyfriend that wants to dick your waifu last thread. I've noticed him doing similar shit the last few days causing problems. He's really easy to identify with his shit opinions and Average-like double spacing.

>> No.13373532

>>13373527
Multiple shitposters? It makes sense, since one did respond just like KGA.

>> No.13373533

>>13373525
>I want my wife to fuck other men
>meaningful discussion?
Just stop. You got the differing viewpoint. It wants you to fuck off. Go be a faggot in the morning threads.

>> No.13373535
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>>13373337
I think I'll let that nice Weresheep drive me home.

I mean what could go wrong?

>> No.13373540

>>13373533
This is the morning, anon.

I also feel like I'm not getting my point across if all you can get from what I'm saying is "I want my wife to fuck other men."

>> No.13373541

>>13373535
Even if she kidnaps you, she'll probably just make you some cocao, knit you a sweater, and send you on home. Not her fault the economy forces her to sell her wares out of her old van.

>> No.13373544

>>13373541
Exactly, nothing will go wrong.

And I'll get a comfy sweater to boot!

>> No.13373548

>>13373540
10 pm here, and if you're not getting your point across, fuck off and rethink it then come back because all I'm getting is.
>I think it's okay for my wife to have a male harem

>> No.13373551

>>13373478
>why do they react so negatively to the thought of your waifu (or woman in the harem) fucking someone else?
Because they are committed to you, and you are committed to them, you retard. That's the point of harems.

>I'm not a cuck
Yes if you want someone else to fuck your girls you are.

>> No.13373553

>>13373541
>treating you warmly
You'll be warm alright, when she's raping you in her basement with you chained up to a radiator

>> No.13373555
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>>13373540
People understand your point. It's just a terrible and unpopular one. You should take your open relationship nonsense where it's actually welcome if you really want to discuss it, like the secret club.

>> No.13373562

Reminder that we're on the front page right now.
Report and ignore is a good policy.

>> No.13373567
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>>13373553
My mom will save me!

>> No.13373571

>>13373531
Trying to engage in discussion with someone isn't 'starting shit.' C'mon anon, you're better than that.

I'm really trying not to just throw out labels and shit, but it feels like people get really defensive and hostile when confronted with a viewpoint that doesn't match their own. Which, considering the broad scope of MGs, happens pretty often.

>>13373548
Okay, let's try this.

I am not saying I'd want my waifu to just go out and fuck other men while I watch or some shit like that. I'm saying I'm open to the idea of threesomes, foursomes, swinging, etc. I'd always have to be involved in some aspect or it'd be no-go. Even then, without any hands-on experience I can't say for certain how I'd feel about it if such a scenario actually occurred.
Does that make more sense?

My argument was leveled more towards people that want harems rather than monogamous folks.

>>13373551
That's quite the stretch of logic. You're not committed to anyone at that point. Tell me, would you be okay with the reverse? Being a member of a harem to a MG? Why not, if commitment is the only thing that matters in this instance?

>> No.13373574

>>13373571
>swinging
Literally cuckoldry

>> No.13373577

>>13373571
>I'm open to the idea of threesomes, foursomes, swinging
So yeah you're a cuck

>> No.13373578 [DELETED] 

>>13373567
Lol wwwwwwwwwwwwww epic got some more xD

>> No.13373579

>>13373567
Stealing shotas away from loving mothers is the worst. It's parent NTR.

Remember to always wear your rape whistle and don't accept things from strangers. Don't let creepers NTR you away from your Mom.

>> No.13373580

>>13373574
Isn't it amazing how when these people pop up they always sound like Nega? It's a shame because there's some /d/ guys in these threads that are chill and know how to behave but these assholes make them look bad.

>> No.13373581
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>>13373567
>Minotaur bullfight
>Guys take turns provoking a Minotaur with a red sheet while fapping with the other hand
>Everyone who manages to cum on her without getting nabbed wins
>Any losers get pelviscerated and usually have to retire with PTSD
>Every now and then a young loli Minotaur starts to cry on the arena when everyone has jizzed on her hair
>Only the very best fapperos can face a fiendish MILF Minotaur

>> No.13373583

>>13373574
>>13373577
Don't, you're just encouraging him.

>> No.13373584

>>13373571
You do realize that this isn't /soc/ right?
Why don't you go bother people who might actually be interested in your opinion? Noone here cares what you think about all this stuff, noone wants to discuss this with you.
This is not a forum about open relatonships, this is not your personal swinging blog.
Just
fuck
off

>> No.13373590

>>13373577
>cuck
>short verb form for cuckold
>Cuckold
>A man whose wife is unfaithful.
>. a man whose wife has committed adultery, often regarded as an object of scorn
> the husband of an unfaithful wife.
An open relationship doesn't really fit these.

>> No.13373593

>>13373590
>Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else
Fuck off you cuck

>> No.13373595

>>13373590
Yes it does. It fits them perfectly.

>> No.13373597

>>13373590
>open relationship
Anthony pls

>> No.13373598

>>13373593
Mind posting the whole thing instead only part of it?

>> No.13373601

>>13373571
>>13373590
Fuck off already.

>> No.13373603

>>13373598
Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning. In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own. Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else.
Top cuck

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>> No.13373605

>>13373603
And where is this source?

>> No.13373610

>>13373584
Why the fuck would I go to the cesspit of /soc/?

Quite a few people care, or else there wouldn't be so many ruffled feathers over the thought of another dick. I'm fairly confident a lot of the hate on girls loving girls stems from the same people and thoughts.

>>13373603
That still doesn't fit because you'd still be involved. Again, you're not just sitting by idly while she fucks around. And, again, she's not going to be getting knocked up by someone else.

I swear, people pickup a word or term and just start applying it to everything to make themselves feel better or justified.

>> No.13373611

>>13373571
Just what the fuck are you even trying to do? Your point is this.

>I want my wife to fuck other men
>I want to fuck other women
>I want to be fucked by other men
>I want fourways

So now we have that sorted. You've listed preferences which aren't popular around here. Just saying, "I like X" isn't discussion, you cuck. There is no discussion, you're just repeatedly ramming your preferences down the thread, and complaining when people say, "No fuck that."

>> No.13373615

>>13373581
Literally gay.

>> No.13373618

>>13373567

>Wurm motheru gets mad.
>Wurm motheru gets real mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LQmzEUv5tU

>> No.13373619

>Self cucking
lol monsterfags still at it

>> No.13373620

>>13373610
>Why the fuck would I go to the cesspit of /soc/?
Because that's where you belong. Fuck off.

>> No.13373621

>>13373615
>bukkake with a girl
>gay

>> No.13373623

>>13373603
>From wikipedia
Yeah, the freedictionary and thesaurus say much different things, and hold much more merit.

>> No.13373626

>>13373618

>Fucking up spoiler tags.

Ok, clearly time for bed.

>> No.13373627

>>13373621
When you stand in the middle of the arena with other guys trying to see who can cum first, that's pretty damn gay

>> No.13373629

>>13373621
Not really gay but I've always found it kind of nasty.

>> No.13373631

>>13373618
>Wurm motheru gets mad.
P is for punishment.

>> No.13373634

>>13373631
P is for phake, as in can't be real, delusional.

>> No.13373636

>>13373611
I'm not forcing my opinions on anyone. When have I ever said that someone has to do something a certain way or my opinion is somehow better?
I suppose I am complaining in a way, mostly about how so many ideas and concepts are shouted down. It lends to a unwelcoming thread atmosphere and drives folks off or stifles any possible new thoughts or concepts. I'd just like to see one group talk about something in-thread without anyone coming along and telling them how wrong they are.

That said, you're right in that there isn't really any discussion. I was hoping to get something, but everyone so far has just been name-calling.

>> No.13373638

>>13373634
Few things more sad that a dyslexic spelling Wurm.

>> No.13373641

>>13373638
>O is for Cookie!

>> No.13373646

>>13373638
You speak London good.

>> No.13373647

>クロスはちからをためている…

New profile today. Soon.

>> No.13373648

>>13373636
You've not got new anything. What you have is old unpopular radical opinions that these threads have heard for years, and that people don't particularly care to indulge.

>> No.13373649

>>13373641
So she has an O face when she eats cookies?

Oh god, I can imagine MG's tasting some of our delicious foods and making wherever they sat moist.

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>>13373647
ZombieDragonZombieDragonZombieDragonZombieDragonZombieDragon

I've been waiting 3 years, he's gotta do it some time

>> No.13373654

>>13373647
inb4 cu sith

>> No.13373655

>>13373652
It's Wendigo.

>> No.13373656

>>13373652
It'll probably be another lame, obscure Hindu or Buddhist thing

>> No.13373658

>>13373652
My bet is on another Mist Continent girl.

>> No.13373659

>>13373654
I think I'll just take a break for a little bit if it's already that time.

>>13373652
That would be cool. Would finally be a decent dragon to check out.

>> No.13373660

>>13373656
Are there any elephant girls?
Why did I think that

>> No.13373661

>>13373649
Wurm would get too fat to slither after discovering comfort food.

>> No.13373662

>>13373647
Nopperabo

>> No.13373665

>>13373660
I am Ganesha!

You thought that because you've been looking at too much fatty porn.

>> No.13373666

>>13373662
AKA the most boring monster in existence.

>> No.13373667

>>13373665
I hate fatty porn
Reading Danmachi's novel may be the cause

>> No.13373671

>>13373666
Fuck off satan, nopperabo a cute

>> No.13373674

>>13373667
1 out of 2 ain't bad. I'll call that a win.

>> No.13373681

>>13373655
It's never Wendigo.

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>>13373652
>Everyone's face when it's the Dog version of Cait Sith

>> No.13373689

>>13373683
I'm dreading the say cu sith comes out, not because of the thing it self, but because I will have to take another month off from these threads' idiocy during that time

>> No.13373691

>>13373689
the day*

>> No.13373694

>>13373689
>month off
It lasted like 3 days last time, tops.

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>>13373683
>>13373689
Eh, we know it's coming at SOME point now, though.
So it won't be like Cait Sith, a perfect shitstorm of horrified rage. It'll just be "Well, we knew it had to arrive eventually, now let's ignore it and get on with our regularly scheduled waifufest".

who am I kidding, I know it'll be worse than the shoah

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BAH

>> No.13373702
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Well then.

>> No.13373706

>>13373700
>>13373702
>heart shaped pupils
*unzips dick*

>> No.13373707
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13373707

>>13373700
>>13373702
I said it when you did Apsara, and I'll say it again KC:
I know you're a Jap, but "brown" does not a monster make.

>> No.13373708

>>13373700
Needs more hearts.

>> No.13373710

>>13373706
Heart pupils lose their charm if they're perpetual heart pupils

>> No.13373711

>>13373700
>>13373702
I wanted pink I got pink. Where do I collected my bets.

>> No.13373713

>>13373702
>Nymph from Muslim legends
>MUSLIM NYMPH
BAK, DERK DERK ALLAH

>> No.13373714

>>13373702
huh, is this like devil countepart?

>> No.13373715

>>13373707
>In Islam, houris (/ˈhʊəriz, ˈhaʊəriz/;[1] in Arabic, حورية, plural form of ḥūr, which means "gazelle-eyed") are said to be human-like, "splendid" "pure beings", created by God to serve as personal "companions" to believers in their afterlives in Paradise.

Outside Islam, the houris are often translated as the "virgins" that are putatively promised to Muslim martyrs after their death (most usually referred to, in most non-Islamic accounts, at a number of 72 for each one martyr).

>> No.13373717

>>13367475

original pic of under-appreciated MG

proper name

proper links...

mother of god... has the age of enlightenment came at last?

>> No.13373718

>>13373707
>muh monster bits
>fucking cosplayfags
get out

>> No.13373720

>>13373702
>cosplay tier

>> No.13373721

>>13373700
>>13373702
Little brown girls are the best!

>> No.13373722
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>>13373715
Freaky.
I was just looking through Islamic terms for my writefaggotry yesterday, and I thought it was weird that they had a name for it.

TAKBIR TAKBIR
ALLAH SNACKBAR

>> No.13373723

>>13373702
Those fucking pupils. So good.

>>13373715
Huh. That sounds pretty cool.

>> No.13373725

>>13373700
>>13373702
Kuro, is that you?

>> No.13373728

>>13373700
>>13373702
delicious cosplay tier
best one in a long time

>> No.13373733

>>13373725
Kuro is better.

>> No.13373736

>>13373700
>>13373702
So it's a human girl. Wow. Many jihads to you, young lady.

>> No.13373737

>>13373700
>>13373702
Immidiate Eros' subordinates?

>> No.13373740

>>13373736
>not liking cute little brown girls

>> No.13373742

>>13373700
>>13373702
>Brown
>Heart pupils
>pink hair
10/10 would wage war on the chief god for.

>> No.13373743

>>13373740
It's not a monstergirl. Cute little brown monstergirls are great.

>> No.13373744

>>13373743
She's not supposed to be a monster girl, she's supposed to be some kind of angel

>> No.13373746

>>13373736
The thing about MGE is that KC decides what is a monster girl in it, not you.

>> No.13373747

>>13373743
Like the Witch it really doesn't count as a monster girl once more.

>>13373744
She's more of a Nymph.

>> No.13373748

>>13373743
As much of a monster girl as a Succubus or Valkyrie at least.

>> No.13373749

>>13373700
>>13373702
Her sleeves have too many hearts, it makes it look like a granny shirt.

>> No.13373751

>>13373744
>>13373746
>>13373747
>>13373748
Even angels have wings. She has nothing. This is what you expect people to blow themselves up for? Why not a fucking, white scaled, chocolate brown dragon which lactates strawberry milk or something? That I'd die for. Imagine how atrociously lackluster your eternal paradise would be when you get there and it's just a human girl?

>> No.13373752

>>13373748
Succubus has wings, horns and a tail, valkyrie has wings
This is literally just an arabian loli

>> No.13373754

>>13373700
>>13373702
So where do I sign for ISIS?

>> No.13373758
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>>13373702
>Wake up
>New monster girl incoming
>OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
>Just dark-skinned girl with frilly lingerie
This girl better have some crazy-ass magic involved, because I'm not seeing any monster on this girl.

>> No.13373759
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13373759

I now claim this thread in the name of the Prophet!

كما الحلو وردة الصحراء ولكنها ليست الفتاة الوحش

>> No.13373760

>>13373758
Probably a pussy always virgin.

>> No.13373762

>>13373760
But that's Alice's gimmick already.

>> No.13373763

>>13373760
That'd be terrible for both parties.

>> No.13373764

>>13373751
Witches don't have anything either, neither do Pharaohs.
What makes them special is not the picture, but the things they do, the roles they play in the world, i.e. the text that is on the right of ithe picture, but people who keep complaining about those MGs like you probably don't bother with reading those in the first place, so I probably should just stop responding to you.

>> No.13373765

>>13373763
Unless she was a super masochistic monster girl who got off on having her hymen torn.

>> No.13373766

>>13373702
I mean...at least he decided to try and retrace his steps...right?

I mean, remember when we saw Will-O, and were like,
>He's getting TOO crazy with this, he needs to dial it back.
Welp...he dialed it back, I guess.

>> No.13373768

>>13373762
She is basically a brown Alice anyway, anon.
Got more tits and less horn, but I would be happy to wager that that's where the translation's going.

>> No.13373771

>>13373765
Then it'd just be awful for me. No tears, no blood, no anguish. I don't want any of that.

>> No.13373772

>>13373771
Because KC is so well known for writing suffering and pain in his stuff

>> No.13373773

>>13373764
At least Pharaohs have something to them, by having a cobra that can change form to become their weapon, and also can use sun magic.
Also, Pharaohs have delicious brown skin, which gives them another point in their favor.

>> No.13373774

>>13373751
I mean imagine how fucking depressing the sex would be

>D-Does it not feel good? I-I know I'm a virgin and all, b-but I swear it's supposed to be be better than this
Eh, It's not you, it's me, it's just that... I died for this. There was this adorable horned viper lamia in my unit, a-and she was like a sister to me. The...things we'd do to eachother when no one was looking.
>Oh...
I still remember the pain and pride on her face the day I left to meet Allah. I left her and everything else behind for...this.
>I-I'm sorry...
Nah, it's not really your fault. I only have myself to blame.
>D-do you want me to keep going?
... Nah. It's alright.

>> No.13373777

>>13373768
So...Houri and Alice as duo virgin loli idols when?

>> No.13373778

>>13373700

Please be the non-horsepussy variety of Bicorn...

I mean seriously KC, WHAT THE FUCK?

Guy makes a setting with tons of hot MGs, makes most of those be fucking monogamous and then gives only one semi-reliable way to form a proper happy harem/RPG party via fucking HORSEPUSSY?

People think KC a shit for his carebear setting and bitching about rape mistranslation... but i know a fucking troll when I see one

>> No.13373780

>>13373764
>you probably don't bother with reading those in the first place
No need to attack me man. Why do you feel the need to defend this? It's literally worse than Selkie. At least she had a cool costume.

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>>13373774
Well, damn...
That IS pretty bad.

>> No.13373784

>Almost 2000 posts from the old thread to go through
Fuuuuuuck

>> No.13373786
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>>13373774
and suddenly I don't want to Jihad so hard

>> No.13373796

>>13373781
It also is completely retarded considering the setting is MGE and not the sharia.
>>13373786
I just want to point out that this is a greentext based on an assumption that is most likely wrong in several instances

>> No.13373798

>>13373786
>>13373781
I'm not trying to make you guys feel bad or anything it's just... damn. This bitch better be the gandalf of handling staves and ero magic, and she better let her man be at her ring like golem, otherwise that shit is just not a fair trade off. Though most likely they descended or something and you don't acutally have to die to fuck 'em.

>>13373796
Why you got such a hardon for her, mang?

>> No.13373801

>>13373773
>by having a cobra that can change form to become their weapon
The sex would still be 100% normal though since the snake familiar wouldn't play any role in that

>> No.13373803

>>13373702
Low ranking angels to the goddess Eros if I read that right.
Pretty cute.

>> No.13373805
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>>13373796
No amount of profile translation's gonna put monster bits back on her picture, anon.
It's too late to salvage her.
It was always too late.

>> No.13373807

>>13373801
>not dping pharaoh with her snake

>> No.13373809

>>13373700
You would think making a transparency that the cloth would be the hardest part to make work. Nope. Just some bullshit matting that refuses to cooperate.

>> No.13373812

>>13373805
Why does she need monster bits?

>> No.13373817

>>13373812
>

>> No.13373819

>>13373807
>implying she wouldn't make the snake stick its tail tip up your butt while you do her

>> No.13373821
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>>13373812

>> No.13373823

>>13373817
>>13373821
Do you people only like the girls for the monster parts?

>> No.13373824

>>13373803
She is cute, but not really a monster girl by anyone's standard's. And you've been gone for a grand while.

>> No.13373826

>>13373798
It's not that I like the houri so well, I like the setting itself, it's the reason and really by now the only reason why I come to these threads, and I hate how everytime a new MG is revealed people go and push complete bullshit headcanon for them without considering the setting or even trying to consider the logic that KC has put to his setting until now.

SHe obviously is not going to be a copy paste of the Islamic houri. She very obviously is going to be the Eros counterpart of the angel considering all the hearts she's covered in.
She VERY obviously isn't going to have the eternal virgin thing going for her, since the alice does more than cover that already.

>>13373821
>>13373817
see >>13373746

>> No.13373827

>>13373819
I don't know how I'd feel around that snake
It's like a pet
>You'll never arrive home and hug your snake pet while your waifu looks at you stupefied

>> No.13373828

>>13373801
She could have it act as some kind of living bondage rope.

>> No.13373831

>>13373812
See, not them, but I was under the impression that this was the monstergirl thread, and not the girl thread. I'll just take myself over to /s/, then.

KC isn't all there is to monstergirls. If he puts out a girl which isn't a monster, I say it doesn't belong in the montergirl threads, but I mean I' just being extremist here. We all know that it doesn't matter in the end. She'll vanish untill some one wants to funpost about islamic paladins.

>>13373826
>it's the reason and really by now the only reason why I come to these threads,
Seriously man? The only reason you come here is for KC's hugbox? Sad.

>> No.13373832

we jihad now

>> No.13373835

>>13373826
>She VERY obviously isn't going to have the eternal virgin thing going for her, since the alice does more than cover that already.
And the ghoul already covers oral fixation, yet still we got akaname.
I am entirely confident that time will prove you wrong and me right.

>> No.13373838

>>13373835
Akaname's oral fixation isn't quite so extreme, she mostly just covers licking/long tongue fetishes
If anything the overlap between Akaname and Karakasa kind of bugs me, but I guess they're kind of aimed at different audiences

>> No.13373843

What if she's specialized in anal?

>> No.13373845

>>13373843
Because Muslims are butthurt at every one else in the world? kek

We /pol/ nao

>> No.13373847

>>13373831


>Monstergirls

"A world with beautiful girls, some of whom have animal parts (but most definitely NOT DICKS), and nearly constantly crave sex and likes to be proactive and dominant in sexual relationships"

Learn to live with the fact that different anons capitalize different words in the above description

if this MG isn't for you, none of the rest of really care.

>> No.13373849

>>13373843
That is far too broad and common a kink for a whole race ever to be based on only that, it just wouldn't be consistent with how KC works.
This clearly is the kind of thing a single character could like, but not an entire race

>> No.13373850
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13373850

Beware, evil-doers! Wurm-chan is here to punish you for your crimes! Repent your wicked ways!

>> No.13373851

>>13373847
I've never seen someone shift the goalposts quite so quickly without the aid of industrial excavation equipment.
Would you perhaps be interested in a job at my stadium maintenance company?

>> No.13373853

>>13373847
You've acted like a self-righteous cunt this entire time. Why are you defence forcing this girl so hard? It's like KC posted a picture of shit, and I went
>Oh look, it's shit
and you've just sperged out over it.

>> No.13373857

>>13373824
Been practicing a lot lately. My teacher has been using his time to train the hell out of me.
My goal is to eventually become a professional illustrator... so I haven't had much time for the thread lately.
On the bright side, at least once I have free time again, I'll have improved greatly at far as making backgrounds is concerned.

>> No.13373861

>>13373847
Who are you quoting?

Like for real tho, where is that quote from

>> No.13373862

>>13373850
Fuck! Cheese it, it's that Wurm again!

>> No.13373864

>>13373857
Background, eh? That'll be something to look forward to. I still wonder if you remember that one MGK idea you muttered once before?

>> No.13373869

>>13373853
first, not even the first anon who posted.

And second - I am jumping to 'defence force' this MG because it's getting pretty tiresome that some anons come over to these threads to tell everyone else exactly which aspects of monstergirls we should be appreciating.

as a femdom/harem fag, I don't really give a shit whether she has monster parts. I only care whether her description lend itself well to my fetishes.

unlike anons like yourself however, I don't start shitting up the thread when MGs that don't suit my personal taste are in the spotlight, telling everyone they aren't proper monstergirls because they don't dom guys to my personal liking.

you think it's ok to contribute with

>oh look it's shit

then get butthurt over counters of
>not shit at all

fuck off

>> No.13373870

>>13373850
ALLOHA SNACKBAR

>> No.13373872

>>13373862
>Wurm-chan tells the criminals to give up or face "magical punishment"
>Criminals pile in the getaway vehicle and book it
>"Magical punishment" turns out to be Wurm-chan tears up a huge chunk of ground and throwing it on top of their van, narrowly avoiding crushing the criminals
>Justice wins again!

>> No.13373874

>>13373861

just a generic summation of MG profiles from MGE, as were first translated to english and which first generated a fandom of monstergirls

>> No.13373875

>>13373831
>The only reason you come here is for KC's hugbox? Sad.
And yet I'd take talking to him about the MGE over watching all the cool kids funpost.

>> No.13373876

Look, I know that appeals to logical or semantic reason have never stopped anyone from arguing on the Internet, but hey, there's a first time for everything.

The disagreement here is over different people using different definitions, at varying strengths, of "monstergirl". For some, the term means

> "girls with prominent physical features derived from mythological beasts: a lamia's tail, a ram's horns, a horse's pussy, etc"

Other people, for whatever reason, are using it to mean

> "The girls who are included in KC's Monster Girl Encyclopedia"

So all you're doing when you get into a shit-flinging competition about 'Not a monstergirl' is yelling at another anon "I'M USING DEFINITION 1" while he screams back "I'M USING DEFINITION 2!"

As I'm sure you will agree, this is a pointless waste of everyone's time.
We can all agree that Houri doesn't fulfill definition 1, but does fulfill definition 2.
There, I just saved you ten hours of shitstorms.

>> No.13373878

>>13373872
Can I be the guy who bullies her by day, but assists her in fighting her arch-nemeses by night?
I mean, I bought this tuxedo and everything.

>> No.13373879

>>13373864
The Ilassa one? Yes, I remember.
Still intend to do it too.

>> No.13373880

>>13373869
The fuck do subby girls have to do with being a monster? And you're calling me buthurt, but I'm not the one putting disproportional effort into his replies. Plus I don't remember telling you guys not to like her I just remember saying that she wasn't a monstergirl. Quit making shit up, man.

>> No.13373881

>>13373700
>>13373702
Tan Sex Madoka please go.

>> No.13373884

>>13373876
>I just saved you ten hours of shitstorms.

Your efforts are appreciated but futile. Just post about monster girls you like and hope others will join in.

>> No.13373886

>>13373876
Applause is in order.

>> No.13373887

>>13373878
>bullying a wurm
How? Will you deny her ice cream?

>> No.13373889

>>13373849
Eh, other fetishes are restricted to just a few monster girls too.

>> No.13373891
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>>13373879
Good to hear. It's good seeing cute things.

>> No.13373894

>>13373878
If you can figure out how to bully her, sure
>Try to deny her something
>She moves you out of the way and destroys whatever is between her and what she wants
>Try to tease her
>She doesn't get it

>> No.13373898

remember kiddies.. if you want to enjoy anal with MGs your first priority is befriending a slime

actually getting a friendly slime should be priority for all cases - their utility is practically unlimited

>> No.13373899

>>13373894
>wurm destroying property
She knows its a no no, shes a good girl who wouldn't do that

>> No.13373902

>>13373898
It's not anal if there's no anus.

>> No.13373906

>>13373899
Of course not, she wouldn't destroy someone's property.
Now if there were something in the way of what she wanted that she couldn't get around, that's a different story.

>> No.13373908

>>13373887
>Run into her on occasion during her outings
>Criticize her when she acts childish in public
>Tell her to get her own ice cream when she tries asking for mine when she's that hungry

To be fair, the guy I'm thinking of doesn't even bully the heroine as much as you might remember.

>> No.13373911
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>>13373891

>> No.13373913
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13373913

Speaking of Wurms,
What about one who sounds like a boy, acts like a boy, and assumes a boyish position as a Dragon princess's squire?
She even gets to fight with a huge-ass claymore like Guts.

>> No.13373916

>>13373902
He means cleansing slime enema. I think.

>>13373913
Quit teasin' and hurry up and write it, Alp.

>> No.13373919
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13373919

>>13373911
That's more lewd than cute.

>> No.13373921

>>13373916
Why not just enema with some water?

>> No.13373922

>>13373916
Alp?

>> No.13373924

>>13373902

you don't do anal on the slime girl.

You just ask her to help out with hygiene, before and after, lubrication, deployable pillow-bed any place you want to have sex...

They are like the ultimate sex enabling tool.

>> No.13373926

>>13373922
I'm fairly sure he was talking about writing a wurm mercenary a while back, who wielded a claymore.

>> No.13373928

>>13373926
Him too?

>> No.13373929

>>13373928
Or maybe I'm just confused. Wouldn't be the first time.

Any one else getting these faggot sign capchas?

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>>13373700
>>13373702
thanks .less

>> No.13373933

>>13373919
>No Wurm baby to give her head boo boos kisses after she runs into things.

>> No.13373934

>>13373929
Yes. They're pretty annoying.

>> No.13373935

>>13373931
We all knew this was coming.

>> No.13373936

>>13373931
10/10

>> No.13373938

>>13373933
>Wurm baby
>Boo boo
She'll be 100% fine. I'm more worried about the furniture.

>> No.13373940

>>13373931
Nice.

>> No.13373941

>>13373931
I can appreciate this.
>tfw they only explode into an aphrosiac mist
>Everybody in proximity starts fucking like rabbits

>> No.13373942

>>13373921

because slime can do it better and faster, prepping both partners for anal sex in a few minutes, and she can do it anywhere.

Meet an elf in the forest? no stream nearby? Elf doesn't like anal... or you? No problem.

instead of having to lug around restraints, enema equipment and 3 day's supply of clean water and soap, you just ask your trusty slime girl companion for assist.

within a few minutes, elf is prepped, lubed up and restrained in your favorite position..

>> No.13373943

>>13373931
that was quick.

>> No.13373944
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>> No.13373946

>>13373938
>Implying she won't fake it for attention

>> No.13373947

>>13373941
Oh god. That would be hilarious. Love bombs.

>> No.13373950

>>13373946
I'd just cut to the chase and buy her ice cream.

>> No.13373956

>>13373941
>Hijack a dark matter
>Fly it into Order Twin Towers
>It explodes into a demon realm, converting every one instantly
ALAHU SNACKBAR

>> No.13373957

>>13373947
>"PRAISE EROS!"
>The entire mall complex is filled with a pink miasma
>The entire FBPSA (Federal Bureau for the Prevention of Sexual Assault) is called in to help evacuate people inside
>Only 2 people died that day
>And that's only because there was an Ushi-Oni in the mall

>> No.13373960

>>13373931
Based pinoy.

>> No.13373962

>>13373957
>>13373947
>>13373941
That's like, the opposite of terrorism. It actually creates life.

>> No.13373969

>>13373962
Terrorism isn't terrorism because it kills people, terrorism is terrorism because it causes terror, you dummy.

>> No.13373975

>>13373960
.less was a pinoy?

>> No.13373979

>>13373941
>love bombs a church full of devout Catholics
>mass turns into an orgy and the priest breaks his vow of celibacy

>> No.13373983

>>13373969
>implying a bunch of people having sex is terrifying
It's like the opposite of terrorism, it's love.

>> No.13373992

>>13373983
>You're walking through the rougher part of town
>Things are civilized though
>As civilised as a pack of werewolves, ghouls, ushi onis, minotaurs and regular onis can be
>Every one is doing their job, basically minding their own
>"ALLAHU SNACKBAR"
>Oh god no
>A pink mist spreads out through the street, and every girl there stops what she's doing and looks at you.
i'd be fukkin terrified. RIPIP pelvis

>> No.13373994

>>13373931
10/10 would jump onto to save my brothers in arms

>> No.13374002

>>13367475
This is the first pic of an akaname I've ever seen where I actually would.
I think it's because they're usually depicted as small, dirty, and flat-chested. A bath and some strategically placed adipose go a long way towards improving my disposition.

>> No.13374006

>>13373994
>Take all the demonic energy into yourself before if can effect your brothers in arms
>Pound the little bitch raw as you cum away your humanity
dunno how i feel about this

>> No.13374008

>>13374006
You're not the one who'd jump in, are you

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>>13373956

>> No.13374012

>>13374009
Based

>> No.13374014

>>13374002
Or because it's just Mika Jougasaki with an akaname tongue and Mika is pretty hot on her own.

>> No.13374015

So moving on to next game with MGs.

Choice between Kamidori and Desire Dungeon

If I like Violated Hero series more then MGQ because of combo of better art and consistently kinky sex, which of these 2 games should be first?

>> No.13374016

>>13374009
My sides.

>> No.13374017

>>13374009
My sides have been hijacked by terrorists and flown into buildings on opposite sides of the country

>> No.13374021

>>13374015
>kinky
"Kinky" isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe VH when every scene either borders on guro or involves you getting anally raped

>> No.13374022

>>13374014
Well, not being either /a/ or /jp/ I don't know who that is and probably haven't seen them before.

Either way: top tats.

>> No.13374025

>>13374009
>Houri
>Bringing the love of Eros to your neighborhood
>Albeit through mischievous methods
She's the hero we kinda don't want, but deserve nonetheless.

>> No.13374026

>>13374009
EROS AKBAR!

>> No.13374028

>>13374009
please delete this

>> No.13374036
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13374036

>>13374015
Desire Dungeon is a quick porn fap with a game wrapped around it.
Kamidori is a giant grind-fest RPG with the occasional lewd CG thrown in.

If you want to fap, Desire Dungeon. If you want to game, Kamidori.

>> No.13374041

>>13374014
>Girl from IM@
I wish Idolmaster had monstergirls...
At least then I could tolerate playing what I'd imagine is just Pop star Sims.
I'd make the SerpenTeens the biggest hit in Zipangu.

>> No.13374042

>>13374009
I can't stop laughing at the Houri's expression.

>> No.13374045

>>13374042
>>13374009
I wonder if that dark matter even knows or cares what's going on?

>> No.13374046

>>13374009
That crazed expression is great.

>> No.13374047
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13374047

>>13374041
Eh, I think cowtits is an above-average holst despite not actually being a holst at all.

>> No.13374048

>>13373337
>Do you, Werewolf, and Kitsune sit on a porch and eat some snacks?
Fuck yeah. Casual conversation all the way.

>> No.13374049

>>13374042
>>13374046
It's like she truly is a zealot sent by Eros to teach the humans what love is.
If anything, she's...trying her best.

>> No.13374053

>>13374047
At this point, Oikawa might be the only thing making me MAYBE want to play it.
Her and Natalia.
And that's not good enough.

>> No.13374058

>>13374009
.less going for the low-hanging fruit again, I see.

>> No.13374062

>>13374009
Hilarious

>> No.13374063
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13374063

>>13374053
If they got their tits out and bounced around a little, I would play it.
But they don't, so I'm not going to.
Game designers take note.

> captcha: cumon

>> No.13374064

>>13374058
Hey, this is actually funny, and not futa. Rough sketches like this are cool, like that pit of spikes thing done a while back.

>> No.13374066

>>13374058
Wah wah wah.

>> No.13374070

>>13374063
>Game designers take note
Apparently the guys of Senran Kagura are way ahead of you.
And Atlus is currently behind them too...It's stupid.

>> No.13374079 [DELETED] 

>>13373337
>Do you let 6th Grader Jabberwock and Lilim babysit you for two days while your parents are away?
YES

YES

My stuff is already packed lets go

>> No.13374081

>>13374015
I'm waiting desperately for Tobihime.

>> No.13374083

>>13374064
>like that pit of spikes thing done a while back.
Like that what now?

>> No.13374087

>>13374066
You misunderstand, I don't really care. It was merely an observation.

But please, do continue your clever routine.

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>>13374083

>> No.13374090

>>13374083
Surely you've seen it? The anon falling into a pit of wolfus with "Spike" name collars, and one wurm with puppy ears stickytaped on?

>>13374087
Autism

>> No.13374091

>>13374087
Thank you. :)

>> No.13374097

>>13374087
>I don't really care.
Sure you don't.

>> No.13374105

>>13374097
>guaranteed response

>> No.13374110

>>13374105
:^)

>> No.13374115

>>13374105
Nice, son.

>> No.13374124

>>13374097
>>13374091
>>13374090
What's up, I kinda agree with him on that, and I genuinely laughed at the pic just like I had a chuckle at .less Cait.
You guys do understand .less will slap your butt cheeks with something again, right?

>> No.13374131

>>13374124
>You guys do understand .less will slap your butt cheeks with something again, right?
Of course he will. Doesn't change the fact that this is a great pic.

>> No.13374132

>>13374124
>You guys do understand .less will slap your butt cheeks with something again, right?
I'm not a sensitive manchild who spergs over monster boys or shit fetishes like futa.

>> No.13374138

>>13374132
Everyone thinks that, right up to the point where the autism breaks free.

>> No.13374142

>>13374138
I'm serious.

>> No.13374150
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13374150

I was selling flowers by the side of the road
And you came to the flower stand
I was telling you about pansies and roses
But you tried to grab my hand

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

>> No.13374151

>>13374142
Well, a badass usually doesn't need to advertise.

>> No.13374157

>>13374151
You think I'm trying to "seem cool" because I'm not an aspie? Jesus christ this thread.

>> No.13374158

>>13374151
Like a Jinko just standing there, while the Hellhound who's trying to steal her boy yells out insults before getting beat up?

>> No.13374160

>>13374157
You gotta get mad at everything and be permanently asspained to fit in.

>> No.13374168

>>13374157
Yep, I see a chink or two in that armor already.

>> No.13374170

>>13374158
More like a Jinko who's not a valid option.

>> No.13374175

>>13374170
Still on about that, eh?
I can sympathize.

>> No.13374180

>>13374170
The pain stops, but the memory never leaves huh?

>> No.13374181

>>13374157
always throw a fit whenever there is even the slightest mention of:

yuri
monster boys
futa
ntr
bobby
less
any other /d/-tier fetish

>> No.13374194

>Do you teach Mantis to be normal and rip off that damned scarf?
Did she steal it from Yeti? I'll make her give it back and apologize so she can get an apology hug

>> No.13374200
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13374200

Do we like abominations?

>> No.13374201

>>13374194
meant to reply to this obviously
>>13373337

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13374205

>>13374200
You know it brother. Abomination story on Sunday.

>> No.13374206

>>13374181
half of that doesn't make anyone throw a fit 90% of time. don't make up shit anon.

>> No.13374211 [DELETED] 

>>13374181
Why not combine some for new and unique bait?

For example, take /d/ tier fetish, like gender bending, and mix it in with Yuri.

I want to Alp and make out with my Monster Waifu!

>> No.13374212

>>13374200
Geez, that picture's abominable.

>> No.13374216

>>13374212
I want to get a blowjob from her lewd neckmouthpussy.

>> No.13374217

>>13374211
That has been used as bait already.

>> No.13374218

>>13374211
See, I'd have them do that and then nail them both while it happens.

>> No.13374220

>>13374211
>like gender bending
But that's canon in MGE.

>> No.13374221

>>13374181
That's really ironic because monster girls are a /d/-tier fetish

>> No.13374223

>>13374200
As long as underneath their horrifying exterior they are just a girl that wants to be loved, yes.

>> No.13374224

>>13374221
Shhh, you might wake up the spergs.

>> No.13374226

>played DnD games.
>succubi are eye candy minions
>browse mg threads
>succubi are sexy girls with some magic
>read Manyeyedhydra's stories
>fear boner every time a succubus is encountered in any game or story

>> No.13374227

>>13374226
Good thing I don't associate the common succubi with Slan.

>> No.13374228

>>13374226
That NTR ryona Succuslut who made her master rape his wife to death is the best scary Succubus.

>> No.13374233

>>13374205
>Abomination story on Sunday.
yeeesssss
what's it going to contain?

>> No.13374236

>>13374200
Kinda reminds me of this
http://exhentai.org/s/dc656e733e/698006-10

>> No.13374237

So, muslims are enabled in /mgg/ now?

Jesus Christ they're everywhere.

>inb4 stories and greentexts of crazy ass yandere jihadist Houri girls threatening to go boom if their husbands leave her, etc.

>> No.13374243

>>13374221
MGE belongs more in /jp/ and these threads are 90% based in MGE even if people headcanon things.

>> No.13374245

>>13374237
For now, they're just petite messengers of love everywhere.
captcha: thePR

>> No.13374246

>>13374228

nothing beats Nurse Honey

>> No.13374250

>>13374237
I'd write a story about muslims fucking cammel pussy and abusing their insane Houri sexslaves and making them infiltrate order bases and blow themselves up, but I'm not much for political commentary.

>> No.13374251

>>13374205
Based!

Now all I need is some undead love from Peny and it would be a perfect spooky weekend.

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13374252

>>13374243
Weak bait. Try again.

>> No.13374253

>>13374233
That would be telling. You'll see when today's and tomorrow's stories go up.

>> No.13374255

>>13374237
>Houri GF has been a little clingy lately
>Decide to take a break to find myself.
>Step into the bathroom next morning and find her hiding in the shower.
>Last thing I hear is "Husband Akbar!"
>Skeleton gets reanimated as a spooky skeleton girl and my soul gets raped by a Will o' Wisp before the Houri's ghost try's to out Yan her
>Didn't even get to eat breakfast that morning and my skeleton is banging the milkman.

>> No.13374256

>>13374250
>>13374245

Let us not do any of that.

Getting too political outside of /pol/ might get people banned.

>> No.13374257

>>13374252
What?

>> No.13374261

>>13374253
>today's and tomorrow's stories
Oh what, THREE stories?
Consider me hyped after the previous installments of horrifying tentacle nest sex

>> No.13374262

>>13374256
>Let's not do any of that
Let's not have them be messengers of love everywhere?
O-...Okay...damn.

>> No.13374264

>>13374262

Neutrality > love

>> No.13374266

>>13374252
Her torso is all screwed up.

>> No.13374268

>>13374261
Only Sunday's is Abomination. It's Loli-Oni today and Komodo-oneechan tomorrow

>> No.13374270

>>13374264
What kind of thing makes a man go nuetral?

>> No.13374273

>>13374270

Seeing too much, Walker.

>> No.13374277

>>13374268
Ah, okay.

>> No.13374282

>>13374252
He's actually right, you know.

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13374285

Is your waifu tall or short?

Are you tall or short?

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13374286

>>13374282
Not the other guy, but I don't see how MGE "belongs more in /jp/".

>> No.13374289

>>13374285
I am average.
I have no true waifu so it varies.

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13374290

>>13374285
I'm 183cm, shes 632cm

>> No.13374291

>>13374286

>Training dick for virgin housewives
>virgin housewives
>virgin
>housewife
>virgin
>wife

>> No.13374292

>>13374285
I'm 6'4''.

I'd love to be with a girl who was pretty much exactly my height.

>> No.13374293
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13374293

Height = loli
Everything else = MILF tier

>> No.13374296

>>13374291
I think that's the joke.
Any girl who uses it obviously isn't strong enough to rape the guy that's hers.

>> No.13374297

>>13374285
I'm average, my waifu is short.

>> No.13374299

>>13374261
Oh come on, it was horradorable tentacle nest sex.

>>13374268
I'd say I'm hyped for those specific updates, but I'd be hyped about an update for pretty much any of your ongoing stories. Even that slut Françoise's spinoff.

>> No.13374300

>>13374286
Matsu-sensei truly is wonderful.

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13374304

>>13374290
Well, I think mine's got her beat.

>> No.13374305

>>13374255
>Riding on bus, just another day.
>Stuck next to that wurm again
>It's seven in the morning and she's so chipper that I feel myself getting diabetes.
>Suddenly, guy runs on to bus, screaming at the zombie driver to start going when a hourai tackles him from behind screaming "Boyfriend Akbar!"
>Aphrodisiac bombs strapped to her detonate, causing a bus wide orgy.
>Get to work late and with a new wurm girl friend wrapped around me and snuggling me.
>Still forget to turn in TPS Reports

>> No.13374308

>>13374237
>Muslim
Lel no. Islam hate everything fun and lewd. They are basically weaponized puritan. And a Muslim who browse is no longer recognized as Muslim at all according to Islam
t. an ex-muslim

>> No.13374310

>>13374308
>And a Muslim who browse is no longer recognized as Muslim at all according to Islam

The fuck?

>> No.13374311

>>13374308
I'm gonna send KC death threats while pretending to be muslim.

>> No.13374313

>>13374305
How adorable.
Also, seriously, those TPS reports. Don't let Lumbergh catch you without them.

>> No.13374315

>>13374311

>inb4 someone sends this to ISIS
>they go after KC like they did to those french dudes

Holy shit why did he do this

>> No.13374317

>>13374310
Browsing this site I mean.

>> No.13374320
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13374320

>>13374304
Every time I see this picture I d'aww at that upside down book.

>> No.13374323

>>13374320
10/10 would impregnate and pat on the head.

>> No.13374324 [DELETED] 

>>13374315
>KC ends up being a martyr for free speech and drawing lewd porno girls
>Waifus experience a renaissance
>SJWs get told to fuck off because of KC's sacrifice
>Entertainment mediums in general get an uprising with lewd girls no longer questioned
>Islam also gets a pushback as they begin retreating to their homebase in Sweden
>All KC wanted was to draw Monster Girls

>> No.13374325

>>13374290
632cm of hugs. Oomukade are great.

>> No.13374327

>>13373913
Sure, I'd a Naotowurm.

>> No.13374328
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13374328

>>13374323
^_^

>> No.13374329

>>13374315
>Rape those who insult Eros!

>> No.13374330

>>13370880
battle of Watling street with amazons instead of brittons they still lose. really badly.

>> No.13374331

>>13374308
>an ex-muslim
Do you actually get to make it out? Wow.

>> No.13374332

>>13374328
>^_^

Oh shit here it comes.

>> No.13374333

>>13374324
Here's a downside:
No MGE game...ever.
Be careful what you wish for. Wishes come true. Not free.

>> No.13374335

>>13374328
see previous statement.
Head pats and impregnation

>> No.13374336

>>13374333
>No MGE game...ever.
Big deal.

>> No.13374339

>>13374328
>^_^

>> No.13374340

>>13374320
If only Wurm didn't have those huge meaty claws, she'd look so much cuter

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>>13374336
Listen, if there's even a chance that I can undergo an RPG adventure with an Apophis, I'm taking it, no questions asked.
Does MGQ give me that option? No.

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>>13374332
>>13374339
Do you hate cute girls or something? -_-

>> No.13374343

>>13374340
Really? I thought the big meaty claws was part of her charm. It adds to the statement of her not being very dexterous by our standards.

>> No.13374345

>>13374342
Stop

>> No.13374346

>>13374341
>You will never adventure with minotaur berzerker bro
>You will never explore deep caves and ruined castles side by side.
>She will never ride you after each "quest", all hot and bothered by from the success.

>> No.13374354

>>13374346
>Berserker Minotaur
Id rather a Berserker Holstaurus.
One who acts motherly outside of battle, then fucks shit up with twin tomahawks during battle encounters.

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13374358

>>13374340
What's wrong with you?
>not liking big claws.
Boy som'n wrong with you.
>>13374342
Ok now your impersonating to get a rise out of them. well played.

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13374359

>>13374341
... Is that a tennis ball?
>>13374346
>Not a monk Jinko

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13374361

>>13373478
>harems
A shit I tell you, I'd rather pour all of my effort into one monster than giving a tired diminished package to three.
If more than one want in then they have to either live with a rejection or be committed to such a relationship.

>> No.13374365

>>13374340
Cease, pleb.

>> No.13374366

>>13374341
we live in a strange world anon.

Over in Japan there are turns of people making games with all the good things. Rest of the world is like "just turn those runes to english and take my money please..."

But the general response is "we don't want your pleb non-rune money" (so I am told, since I can't read their runes)

Meanwhile no one in rest of the world wants any of that money either.

>> No.13374367

>>13374359
Not an Onee-san Wurm who is practically female Guts.

>> No.13374369

>>13374359
>Monk Jinko
>Not Familiar Sorcerer

>> No.13374370

>>13374361
>huniepop

>> No.13374377

>>13374366
That may explain why half of my Tales games still go untranslated.
Fuck, I even had to shill out $300 to play the english patched Vesperia.

>> No.13374378 [DELETED] 

>>13374370
Huniepop is fun though, only problem is that it's Western and the girls were Westernized.

Alien girl was best girl.

>> No.13374379

>>13374367
>Swinging is fun
>Weeeeee

>> No.13374380

>>13374346
>minotaur berzerker
If the game ever gets made and there is anything like this in it I will throw all my shekels at KC.

>> No.13374383

>>13374369
>Familiar Sorcerer
>Not Assassins Apsara and Kunoichi

>>13374379
>Weeeeeee
That doesn't sound like female Guts at all.

>> No.13374384 [DELETED] 

What is your waifu's favorite playground equipment to still play on?

Swing Master Race representing.

>> No.13374386

>>13374383
>Assassins apsara and kunoichi
>Not anti-paladin dark priest

>> No.13374387

>>13374383
>Assassins Apsara and Kunoichi
>Not bard Gandharva

>> No.13374389
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13374389

>>13374386
>Dark Priest
>Not Gambler Mad Hatter
Only when your journey has been won through sheer chance alone can you call yourself a true man.

>> No.13374392

>>13374383
>Not white mage Holstaurus
>No samurai kraken

>> No.13374395

>>13374392
>Samurai Kraken
How does THIS work? Enlighten me.

>> No.13374396

>>13374389
>Gambler Mad Hatter
>Not fighter Lamia
We don't need magic or rage
Just skill

>> No.13374400

>>13374392
>samurai kraken
Now that would be a sight to see.

>> No.13374401

>>13374395
one naginata on each tentacle

>> No.13374402
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13374402

>>13374396
>Medusa
>Fighting with sword and shield the way the Greek fighters used to
I can go for that.

>> No.13374404

>>13374395
Ten times the glorious nippon steel, folded over a thousand times. Thats like ten thousand folds right there

>> No.13374406

>>13374395
>>13374401

Eight tentacles, two hands, one mouth, 14 katanas.

>> No.13374410

>>13374406
>katanas
laughing_samurai.jpg

>> No.13374411

>>13374402
Fuck, that just made me think of Soul Calibur with monster girls with Cassandra as a medusa

I am quite OK with this.

>> No.13374413

>>13374406
Squid have ten tentacles

>> No.13374420

>>13374411
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
I want someone to draw this.

>> No.13374423

>>13374406
Not even katanas.
Nodachis.
14 nodachis.

>> No.13374424

>be alone in a dingy boat
>trying to get to that island over there
>suddenly kraken
>in retrospect...

>"I 'heart' sushi' shirt is a poor choice of wardrobe for sea travel nowadays
>at least she was kind enough to drop me off on the island

>do anuses tighten back into shape in time?

>> No.13374425

>>13374424
>that spoiler
kill yourself

>> No.13374426

>>13374424
Challenge her to a game of strip battleship

>> No.13374429

>>13374424
Stop relating Kraken with male anal you faggot.

>> No.13374437

>>13374424
It's a muscle, so yes. Doesn't take too long for things to get back into shape.

>> No.13374438

>>13374424
Stop making Krakens le buttfuck joke when obviously they're meant for tender femdom and tentacle jobs

>> No.13374440

>>13374429
>>13374425

MG with tentacles... actually non-consensual sex.

how else do you think it would go. MGQ way is how

>> No.13374443

>>13374411
Here's another thought:
Kakuen posing like...
http://i.imgur.com/81V17zx.jpg

>> No.13374444

>>13374438

that's for anons with better fashion sense

>> No.13374446

>>13374438
>and tentacle jobs
They're not meant for that either, their tentacles are only for wrapping around you

>> No.13374448

>>13374440
Kill yourself. Krakens are love and they don't deserve to be paired with your shit fetish.

>MGQ
These are MGE

>> No.13374450

>>13374446
>not wanting to be rubbed by a cc krakens tentacles

>> No.13374451

>>13373470
Thanks Doc

>> No.13374453

>>13374443
I'd spank her meat buns

>> No.13374454

>>13374440
>MGQ

>>13374448
>MGE

we need better settings

>> No.13374456

>>13374454
MGC

>> No.13374457

>>13374438
>tender femdom

the best kind of femdom

>> No.13374460

>>13374282
No he isn't.

>> No.13374464

>>13374448
Ignoring the awful fetishes MGQ is leagues better than MGE.

>> No.13374465

>>13374454
Would be nice to have a monster girl setting that isn't all about rape
Have civilized monster girls that are basically like normal people, and savage ones that, yes, rape, but also pillage and murder

>> No.13374466

>>13374456
He said better, not the very worst crap out there.

>> No.13374469

>>13374450
Well too bad, only Tentacle does tentaclejobs, Scylla and Kraken only use them for hugs and restraining

>> No.13374470

>>13374454

settings are fine - between those 2 they cover a good range

less bitchy vanilla fags who think all those kraken, echidna, lamias, tentacles, slimes would actually for some reason NOT do such things in cases of rape

>> No.13374471

>>13374466
MGC is a contemporary setting. Degrees of 'magicness' vary from person to person.

>> No.13374473

>>13374464
>Ignoring the awful fetishes MGQ is leagues better than MGE.
>MGQ is better than anything
Pffffhahaha. That's gold.

>>13374465
>rape, but also pillage and murder
Why.

>> No.13374474

>>13374470
>less bitchy vanilla fags who think all those kraken, echidna, lamias, tentacles, slimes would actually for some reason NOT do such things in cases of rape
Why the fuck would they? They wouldn't have anything to gain from it.

>> No.13374477

>>13374473
Because black-and-white settings are shit, and monster girls being all about sex and nothing else just isn't interesting.

>> No.13374480

>>13374470
>Not wanting things in your ass makes you a vanillafag
Seriously?

>> No.13374483

>>13374473
Rainbow faggot please leave.

>> No.13374486

>>13373470
More like deadly dose

>> No.13374490
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>>13374477
You're forgetting half this thread is delusional spergs who are legitimately into the whole waifu shit and have seizures whenever something doesn't go their way.

>> No.13374494

>>13374474

anons aren't made in a factory with exact same nerve wiring.

an MG intent on raping for semen would try it just to check if hits the right triggers.

a sadistic MG would do it just for humiliation factor

a self-righteous gentle femdom MG would try it in hopes of femdoming better

are MGs just incapable of doing mean things to people in your headcanon? too bad for you it's not in mine

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>"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"

>> No.13374499

>>13374495
Hey tubby, get rid of that gut first, then we'll talk.

>> No.13374506

>>13374474
Rape is more about power than sex. To that end, them putting stuff in your butt is an act of dominance.

>>13374490
Attacking people and call them 'spergs' is a good way to discredit anything you might have to say.

>> No.13374507

>>13374490
Hello there normalfag

>> No.13374509

>>13374506
The truth hurts.

>> No.13374511

>>13374480

>Not wanting things in your ass makes you a fag who has his own fetishes and having an unviolated ass happens to be on of them, maybe vanilla fag, maybe not - doesn't matter

>throwing a tantrum every time other anons mention what is literally the most obvious fetish that comes to mind with some MG, makes you a BITCHY vanilla fag most definitely

>> No.13374512

>>13374490
I actually cringed a little when I read that it was part of every MGE girl's nature to never kill humans.
What a fucking pile of shit.

>> No.13374514

>>13374507
>normalfag
I'm not the one who's a sunshinefag here, bud.

>>13374512
Don't forget once a monster girl rapes a man they're bound to be together forever. So fucking gay.

>> No.13374515

>>13374490
Normie pls.

>> No.13374516

>>13374512
As shit as the games themselves are, Violated Hero does monster girls pretty well.

>> No.13374517

>>13374512
that's fine and plays to their predatory breeding instinct, what isn't is that they have gods preventing death to the point it's rare for anyone to die in battle.

>> No.13374518

>>13374515
>Normie
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/
>>>/a/

>> No.13374520 [DELETED] 

Remember when these threads weren't filled with normalfags?

Those were good times.

>> No.13374524

>>13374514
>Don't forget once a monster girl rapes a man they're bound to be together forever.
Except they're not. They don't marry the very first person they rape, maybe with some species but with a lot they can rape dozens of men before they marry one.
>>13374518
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>13374520
Those were the days.

>> No.13374525

>>13374512
So? It's meant to be a happy porn setting.Having monsters eating babes would just be stupid.

>> No.13374527

>>13374520
I know right? /a/ isn't the main core anymore in these threads.

>> No.13374531

>>13373337
House with Pharaoh and Anubis!

>> No.13374532

>>13374520
You're calling people with a bunch of weird fetishes normalfags. Good job. :^)

>> No.13374533

>>13374471
It's not about magicness, it's just plain lame.

You got Americans read 'rape' in profiles and they automatically came up with MGs being nignogs. And a whole settlement of nignogs can only be Detroit. Voila, you have Monster Girl City.

Or at best they're just being plain real life chicks but with higher libido and monster limbs.

And then we wonder why some people get irritated with MGs after these threads.

>> No.13374534

>>13374473

>rape, but also pillage and murder

1) conflict makes stories interesting

2) wider range of possible character tendencies - more interesting characters

3) otherwise you get a setting with 2 species (humans and mg) and since we know for a fact humans do those things, if MGs don't, they are basically canon as being the morally superior species

>> No.13374535

>>13374517
Holy shit this
What's even the point of battle when nobody fucking dies
Early MGE didn't have any of that shit, KC had a good thing going
But nooo, he had to turn it all into a fucking hugbox

>> No.13374536

>>13374514
>Don't forget once a monster girl rapes a man they're bound to be together forever. So fucking gay
If you are going to talk shit about something at least inform yourself first.

>> No.13374537

>>13374524
Nice memes broski

>> No.13374540

>>13374520
I don't know, I mean these threads did used to be on /a/. That board has a huge amount of cross site users from reddit/mal that think posting on /a/ makes them one of the cool kids. These threads were always full of normalfags.

>> No.13374541

>>13374506
>Rape is more about power than sex. To that end, them putting stuff in your butt is an act of dominance.
In normal circumstances this would be a valid argument, but monster girls rape for the purpose of collecting semen to feed themselves and reproduce. Granted they might try pegging for the sake of prostate milking, but they'd most likely just go for vaginal so they can get pregnant. You can't really use real life excuses to explain something in a work of fiction.

>> No.13374543

>>13374516

best MG games in my opinion. MGs aren't plain evil, aren't plain good. Just self-interested.

Difference from MGQ is they are more people then roaming animals.

The large amount of anal in rape is nice too - keeps that "rape" factor there instead of "gentle reward sex for being a wimp"

>> No.13374544

reminder mge is full of disguised mindbreaking

>> No.13374546

>wanting depth in a work makes you a normie

Holy buzzwords, Batman.

>> No.13374548

Holy shit morning time hits these threads like a nuke.

See 'ya later fags.

>> No.13374549

>Not eating bits of your slime waifu so she can enter your bloodstream and directly stimulate the pleasure centers of your brain
It's like you fags don't even want to feel good.

>> No.13374550

>>13374495
I'm twenty three lady.
I am many things, a kid is not one of them.

>> No.13374551

>>13374534
It's not like conflict doesn't ever happen in MGE.
KC has stated multiple times that the point of MGE isn't to be a setting where nothing bad ever happens, but rather to be a setting where it's always possible to come back from misfortune. Hence all the necromancy, everyone running on JRPG logic and being fucking hard to kill, and monster girls being hesitant to kill people unless they're forced to. That doesn't mean you will never ever get beaten up and robbed by a band of ogre bandits, they just won't smash your skull into fine paste on top of that. MGE guarantees happy endings, not trouble-free lives.

>> No.13374552

>>13374541

uhm "collecting semen" - yes
just for pregnancy? no

what about MGs that are describes to get magical power from it, or just finding it tasty?

When a monster girl just needs to get it into any hole to get benefit out of it - or even just mind-leaches on your emotions, then there are plenty of reasons to try "milking" prey in most efficient manner possible, especially since guilt/humiliation are a thing.

>> No.13374553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

>> No.13374555

>>13374549
I don't think it works like that, but yeah eating bits of your slime is part of a healthy relationship.

>> No.13374557

>>13374543
Too bad scenes tend to be incredibly samey "phimotic masochist cock blah blah" bullshit, and there's too much really extreme sadism/masochism

>> No.13374558

>>13374520
Truly those were the halcyon days.

>>13374532
Fetishes aren't what make you a normalfag or not.

>>13374533
I don't really see why you'd want to use such a poor idea of what MGC is. To me, it's just shorthand for a contemporary setting where gender roles are largely reversed and puritan ideals on sexuality never took root.

>>13374541
>In normal circumstances this would be a valid argument, but monster girls rape for the purpose of collecting semen to feed themselves and reproduce.

The problem here is that you've got one idea of what canon should be and view all arguments through that lens. Only works if the person you're responding to shares your same set of beliefs. But, really, people having different ideas about things is why there's so much bickering to begin with.

>> No.13374560

>>13374551
>KC has stated multiple times that the point of MGE isn't to be a setting where nothing bad ever happens, but rather to be a setting where it's always possible to come back from misfortune.
AHAHAHA

>> No.13374563

>>13374551
>running on JRPG logic
I don't have a reaction image that properly expresses my disgust

>> No.13374564

And all of this because one faggot wasn't able to keep his shit for himself. Fucks sake.

>> No.13374565

>>13374553
>>>/mu/

>> No.13374566

>>13374541
>but they'd most likely just go for vaginal so they can get pregnant
This is also one of the reasons why most monster girls in MGE don't do fetishy stuff. They consider cum going anywhere but inside their mouth or vagina to be a huge waste.

>> No.13374567

>>13374558
>Fetishes aren't what make you a normalfag or not.
I got baited.

>>13374555
>>>/r9k/

>> No.13374568

>>13374564
Another glorious day in /mgt/

>> No.13374569

>>13374533

stop please.

This "I am an old fag who remembers the exact shit origin of each thing on these threads, so I don't give a shit that thousands of greentexts and stories have long ago improved on, and completely changed it"... it's not helping anyone.

nor is it relevant

everything is usually shit when it's version .00001

>> No.13374570

>>13374200
>>13374205
>>13374216
Burn to nothing.

>> No.13374572

>>13374555
Maybe if you have one of those slime waifus that requires a core.

>> No.13374573
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>>13374552
Milking your soul and energy.

>> No.13374574

>>13374570
>Killing nice girls
Why?

>> No.13374578

>>13374558
>Fetishes aren't what make you a normalfag or not.
oh ok you're just trolling

>> No.13374579

>>13374552
>then there are plenty of reasons to try "milking" prey in most efficient manner possible, especially since guilt/humiliation are a thing.
The MGE's have a magical fetish radar that lets them know what the most efficient manner is for their prey

>> No.13374580

>>13374557
>not liking bone-crushing lamia tightening, electrocution and thorn pussy

>> No.13374581

>>13373700
>>13373702
>Bright Pink Shortstack
>Translucent lingerie
>Heart pupils
I'mma say 7/10. Delicious, but not very monstery at all.

That heart in her top was made for titfuckin' though.

So what the fuck's a "Houri" anyway?

>> No.13374585

>>13374581
>but not very monstery at all
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.13374590

>>13374579
Only Dark Angels have that

>> No.13374592

>>13374551

good for him. I kind of buy that up until "guarantees" - hoping it's a mistranslation because even in JRPGs you can still lose, and when you lose it's usually really bad.

But KC did make a setting where the Monster Lord did an apocalyptic event with the precise purpose of reducing aggression - it's just that for that setting to be useful to good story tellers, everyone is better off on stopping at "reducing" rather than going to "completely magicked away".

Myself, I was first drawn to MGE because as a fan of self-insert stories, that was the setting where I could see an average anon, perhaps not succeeding, but at least lasting long enough to give it a good try without a permanent bad end.

>> No.13374596

>>13373774
One can hope she'll blow herself up someday to join him?

>> No.13374598

>>13374585
Let us not lose these threads' purpose now.

>> No.13374600

>>13374585
To be fair this is a MONSTER girl thread, so it's kinda implied the girls should be a bit monstery.

>> No.13374601

>>13374592
>Myself, I was first drawn to MGE because as a fan of self-insert stories
That explains why this thread is full of retards.

>> No.13374603

>>13374557

well, the good thing about battlefuck games like this, is you can win-skip endings you don't like. They literally give you all the tools to make a custom tailored rape journey for yourself

>> No.13374608

>>13374603
But if you skip all the scenes that aren't generic bland femdom or horribly brutal you end up with like 2 or 3 scenes per game.

>> No.13374613

>>13373931
I'm suddenly remembering this one goofy H-Manga.

Topless, Big-tittied "Suicide Bombers" would strike public areas. Their breasts would magically explode, rending them unfortunate, flat-chested martyrs, but causing the tits of all the women in the blast-range to grow in size greatly.

>> No.13374614

>>13374590
>>13374579

doesn't even have to be magical. read up auto-biographies/stories by people into sadomasochism

Most doms say that with experience it gets pretty easy to read tells from a new sub to see what they are into and what should be avoided - I figure this is a skill that monster girls would tend to pick up just as well.

>> No.13374615

>>13374581
>not very monstery

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.13374623

>>13374615
One thing is not very monstery. Another different is not monstery at all.

>> No.13374624

>>13374608
"custom tailored" != all

I am not into futa and having my dick chewed off, so I read up on the game and enjoyed immensely beating the shit out of those MGs while losing to the ones I liked.

That way, for someone like me who hates futa (seriously for 2 years it was like the ONLY thing on d), them having that in the game let me let out a bit of rage in between fapping session (too bad that bitch can't be fully killed)

>> No.13374627

>>13374601
No, it's because your kin swarmed it.

>> No.13374628

>>13374624
>having my dick chewed off
wat

>> No.13374629

>>13374211
Comes up more often than you think.

Gonna write a story involving it at some point. Maybe.

>> No.13374632

>>13374627
I've been here since this place was on /a/ rofl.

>> No.13374633

>>13374632
>rofl

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>> No.13374637

>>13374633
Nice autism!

>> No.13374640

>>13374632
>rofl
Sure you were on /a/

>> No.13374641

>>13374613
Now I'm imagining huge breasted holstaurs just calmly walking into places with a trench coat on. She'll suddenly drop her trenchcoat to show her bare body with her breasts swollen with milk screaming "For Hathor!" and everyone in the surrounding area will be covered in milk. The women will all grow a minimum of DD breasts and get a small bit of health, and the holstaur will be lying passed out in a puddle of milk flat chested. Hathor will descend from the sky and pick up the holstaur, and being to breast feed her, filling out her form again. The holstaur wakes up in Hathor's palace, surrounded by her new harem of virgin boys.

>> No.13374643

>>13374632
And it was shit back then, too. So?

>> No.13374644

>>13374640
>>13374637

>> No.13374645

>>13374636
What the fuck are you doing?! Put some clothes on, this is a public place!

>> No.13374646

>>13374636
I would make that elf into my Cuddle SLave

>> No.13374648

>>13374643
Read what that autist said first

>No, it's because your kin swarmed it.

>> No.13374654

>>13374623
Man, sometimes, I just want to sit face to face with a MG and not have scales, or feathers get in the way of touching her skin. Sometimes I want her to wear a bodysuit or body stocking and not have to worry about the logistics because she has the lower body of a snake. Sometimes, I want the pleasure of doing it, in a cramped space, like the backseat of a compact car, and when your girl has the lower half of a fucking spider, that ain't happening. Sometimes, I just want to do it like a human. Ya feel me?

>> No.13374659

>>13374648

thinking things start with you is kind of autistic

>I was there when the very first MG thread was created on /a/ you autists

>> No.13374660

>>13374644
Go back to /v/ or wherever shithole you came from.

>> No.13374661

>>13374654
Then just marry a human you disgusting bastard.

>> No.13374663

>>13374636
>no hips

Unacceptable.

>> No.13374664

>>13374285
I'm short. 5'9".
I'd want my waifu to be shorter still if an Anubis. Or taller if a Dragon.

>> No.13374665

>>13374654
Then why are you in the MG thread

>> No.13374666

>>13374637
>>13374648
>autist
>autism!
Time to learn new words.

>> No.13374668

>>13374663
Then give her hips Anon.
Children and Hathor milk can lead to both.

>> No.13374671

>>13374659
Considering he implied I just got here what else did you want me to say?

>>13374660
>>13374666
Ok buddy.

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>>13374661
Ah eat my ass you racist piece of shit. That's the beauty of cosplay girls, all of the nymphomania and none of the problems that accompany the more monstrous girls. Truly, cosplay girls a best.

>> No.13374675

>>13374386
KC's actually toyed with the idea of a "Dark Paladin". Maybe we'll see arts someday.

>> No.13374679

>>13374490
>Using even the same image when starting shit
Nigger please.

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>>13374285
I'm average height
I'd imagine that dragons are somewhat taller by like maybe 1 1/2 feet at most

>> No.13374683

>>13374665
>sometimes
>SOMETIMES

>> No.13374684

>>13374679
https://archive.moe/jp/search/image/zz_gqumgcMQRaX8tIfJavQ/

What

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13374685

Would you a half-genie?

>> No.13374686

>>13374675
Would be interesting.
It's probably going to be a succubutt in paladin armor though.
Which is sexy, we need more MG's in armor.

>> No.13374687

>>13374654

I get you man.

Just remember: Succubi may be the vanilla MGs but they are damn good at it.

>> No.13374689

>>13374685
Shitae a shit
Men, spank them

>> No.13374690

>>13374683
You disgusting deviant.

>> No.13374691

>>13374685
>that art

You didn't even try.

>> No.13374692

>>13374566
That's why there's the fruit.

>> No.13374694

>n-normies
>autism!
>g-go back to tumblr
>fuck off to /v/!
>i was here first!
>no you weren't!
>bait!
>troll!

i fucking hate you all

>> No.13374698

>>13374641
Someone write this shit please.

>> No.13374700

>>13374694
It's the weekend.
And it's starting to get hot.

>> No.13374701

>>13374692
Even then they just like oral and vaginal waaaay more than anything else, and unless you have a fetish for something specifically they'll stick with those two, always. Even then they'd need some convincing.

>> No.13374703

>>13374700
i'm freezing here.

also mge settings are shit

>> No.13374704

>>13374694

remember the good old yesterday, when everyone was shitting themselves because suddenly traitor-kun a hero?

That was fun... for traitor-kun

>> No.13374705

>>13374687
Who made this decision? My first vanilla MGs were catgirls and elves, when did succubi become the go to girl for vanilla, I mean, they're succubi!

>> No.13374707

>>13374694
If you get called all this, there is probably, just -probably- something wrong with you posting as well anon.

>> No.13374708

>>13374703
I meant the season.
Oh well, I can't complain.

>> No.13374709

>>13374673
The problems are what what them interesting. I like monstergirls because they're different from humans. Different in mind, different in body, all these inhuman features make them exotic an sexy.

>> No.13374710

>>13374705
I think it has to do with the sex That, or the dreaded MGE setting, where every girl has a little succubi in them.

>> No.13374711

>>13374686
>Succubutt in Paladin Armor
Probably. The explanation for them is female Paladins raised by Valkyries, and then corrupted when they Fall and become Dark Valkyries.

And since Succubi is the basic form of corruption, it's probably what she'd turn into. Only difference being a cool set of armor, and Valkyrie Skillz.

Oh well, it's a decent setup for the situation of "Two Monster Girls wanting a Husbando to share". Or yuri, but that's haram.

>> No.13374712 [DELETED] 

>>13374704
>traitor kun
>a hero
>that bs being anything more than traitor self wanking

Really negro?

>> No.13374713

>>13374694
It's always shit at this time and especially on weekends. I'm not sure if I'm broken inside but I'm used to it by now, it's like being the victim of an abusive manticore.

>> No.13374714

>>13374707
that's funny because i've been called ALL of those

just further shows those words mean nothing at all

>> No.13374715

>>13374704
Traitor-kun was always the hero we needed.

>> No.13374716

>>13374705
sex demoness - kind of the first MG in all myths

Also in all settings so far, it all starts with a succubus.

Elves are pretty vanilla - but they weren't monsters till succubus magic. Well... not in a good way at least.

>> No.13374717

>>13374701
What are all the sections describing MGs being very open to experimenting for their husbando's tastes?

Pretty sure they're open to at least trying everything, other than shit like cuckolding, swinging and the like.

>> No.13374719

>>13374709
You drunk boy?

>> No.13374721

>>13374641
This is getting too retarded.

>> No.13374722

Well, glad to see the thread's in Full Daytime-Mode.

Decent, fun talk was nice while it lasted.

>> No.13374724

>>13374717
>experimenting for their husbando's tastes
"For their husbando's tastes" is the important part
They'll only do non-standard shit if you bring it up
And being with a monster girl warps your tastes to prefer the things she can do best anyway, so if with you're with some kind of girl who has huge claws or paws or some shit but you have a foot fetish she'll just get rid of that and make you like being pinned down by her claws instead.

>> No.13374725

>>13374719
No. I'm saying I like monstergirls because they're part monster.

>> No.13374727

>>13374722
Go crawl under the fridge.

>> No.13374732

Reminder, you will never princess carry your pregnant monster girl waifu

>> No.13374733

>>13374311

And so it begins. MGU 2.0. It's been a long time coming, nice to see /mgg/ finally admitting its true colors.

>> No.13374735

>>13374717
imagine the other way?

"guys guys listen... I came up with this idea see.. there are these monster girls and they are really hot and want to do i all the time.. and the best part - only missionary. for hours."

-- how KC didn't get popular

>> No.13374737

>>13374714
Well man, you sure are hell of a shitposter then.

>> No.13374738

>>13374732
Good, they are fucking heavy.

>> No.13374740

>>13374724
That's kind of a loaded example. There's a difference between say, wanting to try anal, versus attraction to a certain thing being shifted to the closest approximation your waifu has.

To me it's just rather natural to attach say, foot fetishism, to the paws or claws my waifu has in place of humanoid feet.

>> No.13374741

>>13374737
nah, those are all buzzwords that should never be used

>> No.13374745

>>13374725
Re-read the first sentence of your previous post.

I too like the exotic bits on MGs, but sometimes they just get in the way of things you want to do, is all I'm saying, and as such, I think "cosplay girls" are better.

>> No.13374748

>>13374704
I didn't even read that shitstorm but I can tell you traitor-kun is just a faggot, nothing more.

>> No.13374749

>>13374735
I think the reason people believe this at all is because of the (repeatedly mentioned bland, dry, and overtly literal) translation going out of its way to mention Dark Valkyrie being especially lewd as far as sexual experimentation and positions goes.

So, because of this, people then make the leap that, "Since she makes mention of this stuff, and no others do, that means no others do this kind of thing!"

It's silly. Like, recently, with the Kakuen. Her profile mentioned in particular that they like to masturbate to the thought and scent of guys they like. Does this suddenly mean that people believe no other MG does such a thing? I hope not because that'd be idiotic to think such a thing.

>> No.13374750

>>13374738
>Not wanting to carry your blushing waifu with her swollen baby bump.
You are a sad man Anon.

>> No.13374754

>>13374749
>I hope not because that'd be idiotic to think such a thing.

This is /mgg/. Expecting people to think about something beyond their dick and the printed word is more retarded than that one guy who does Jitsu Wa.

>> No.13374756

>>13374750
Look man, I've lifted refrigerators, washing machines and beds. But a fucking giant snake?

>> No.13374759

>>13374750
What if his waifu is a Wurm or a centaur

>> No.13374763

>>13374759
>>13374756
Git gud or learn magic

>> No.13374764

>>13374724
according to latest research on mice, dopamine rewards can at least temporary change sexual prefs...

research untested but chances are futa that can force you to come might literally gradually turn you gay.

not that futa is some how related to monster girls.

for safety's sake make an effort to avoid being raped by your shit tiers

>> No.13374766

>>13374735
Nobody said anything about only missionary
But there's tons of H-games out there that have nothing but vaginal scenes in different positions so people don't seem to have a problem with it

>> No.13374770

>>13374764
What the fuck did you just say?

>> No.13374772

>>13374770
He's saying it's not rape if you came, and you'll start to think so the more it happens.

>> No.13374777

So apparently KC's preferred kind of /ss/ is with Onee-sans.

Neat.

>> No.13374779
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Line 835
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
>Loli-Oni commits a Sin

>> No.13374784

>>13374759
>Not having Herculean strength

>> No.13374785

>>13374779
>Loli Oni
>Masturbating
Oh m-
>To snuff
Oh my oh my! What a naughty girl. She has a problem, mhmm...

>> No.13374786

>>13374735
Well, look at it like this
The appeal of monster girls comes from what the exotic features add to the whole, yeah? In that sense it can be compared to cosplay, really. But if you're turned on by gothlolis, or mechanic girls in working clothes, or punk rocker girls, or whatever the fuck, you still wanna fuck the girl, not rub your dick on her clothes, right?
It's the same with monster girls' monster parts.

>> No.13374789

>>13374766

that's because at all points in time there are tons of teens alive who never got any, and for whom it's enough because they fantasize that a woman's vagina is somehow so much better then their hand.

But seriously, what could be more horrible that getting stuck with a sex partner that doesn't experiment with any fetishes? After a year at most, might as well break up or put your dick on a shelf.

MGs are supposed to be sexy - for most people 'sexy' includes being (a) smart enough to comprehend and adequately adjust to their fetishes, and (b) willing to do that.

So the assumption is, if you are into anal - all MGs would do anal for you. Except those without anuses. But they would try to imitate - because "I don't do that" isn't what desirable sex partners do in anyone's fantasy

>> No.13374792

>>13374777
He loses points for liking /ss/ but regains them for liking onee-sans. Shota a shit.

>> No.13374795

>>13374777
Meh

>> No.13374797

>>13374779
>Soapland Action
Oh yes, Loli-Oni Husbando knows how to leverage him some top-tier action. Much approval.

>> No.13374799

>>13374770
>>13374772

no I am saying some research group stuck hetero male mice together and managed to get them to fuck after gradual doping on dopamine and some other cocktail.

>> No.13374801

>>13374786
>mechanic girls in working clothes
Can't decide if I should get this, or an Anubis in a spacesuit for my next commission...decisions, decisions...

>> No.13374805

>>13374801
>Anubis in naked overalls, wiping oil off her forehead with a wrench in her hand

>> No.13374806

>>13374805
How does she hold a wrench with those huge paws?

>> No.13374808

What would your ideal monstegirl game be?
For me it'd be a mix of alien isolation and king kong.

>> No.13374812

>>13374786
>not rub your dick on her clothes
>not sticking it in between her thigh and short shorts
>not rubbing between her lips and panties
>not making patchwork stains on her sun dress
>not tying her thighband pantyhose around your dick while she sucks you off
>not having her give you a thighjob whole in pantyhose
>no socked footjobs


I HAVE NEVER FELT SUCH HATRED FOR SOMEONE! NOT EVEN bob!

>> No.13374814

>>13374756
lamias like being dragged around by the tail... right?

>> No.13374816

>>13374806
I imagine my Anubises with furry finger -like claws.

>> No.13374818

>>13374814
Not pregnant ones, man

>> No.13374820

>>13374799
>You can be made to do things you would not normally do while drugged

Stop the presses.

>> No.13374821

>>13374805
I was thinking more of overalls, with the shoulder straps left off, hanging by the waist, leaving her in a tight, sweat-soaked, clingy white tank top or somethin'.

But naked overalls good too.

>>13374806
They're surprisingly dextrous.

>> No.13374825

>>13374812
How do you feel about Pantyjobs?

>> No.13374827

>>13374805

But overalls would chafe like fuck without underwear.

>> No.13374828

>>13374816
You are the worst

>> No.13374829
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>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>> No.13374832

>>13374808
Something like VtmB. You're a normal guy who moves to MGC and son gets involved in shit you really shouldn't be. From then on, you would go around, meet criminals, cultists, serial killers, and find out about conspiracies that threaten to destroy MGC. You can chose what side you want to be on, from people who just want the city to be safe for everyone, to monsters who want to completely control all humans, to whiny edgybabies who torture and kill monstergirls.

>> No.13374833

>>13374808

Beat 'em up with final bosses, fast gaemplay and hype as fuck music. Different playable Monstergirls would have a variety of different moves and attacks. Their specials would be over-the-top shit ala Marvel vs. Capcom.

>> No.13374835

>>13374829
Must you post this every damn thread? We get it, we agree, it's a shame, say something new already.

>> No.13374836
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>>13374828
Cosplay-tier claws are the best.

>> No.13374839

>>13374821
>tight, sweat-soaked, clingy white tank top
Dass hot too.

>> No.13374841

>>13374836
Meh, I like my claws big and meaty, and my paws big and fluffy.

But to each their own.

>> No.13374842

>>13374808

>alien isolation

>ideal
occurs to me that idea of mainstream MG game is so out of bounds for me that even when specifically asked for ideal, it can't step out beyond RPG Maker

I don't know anon - MGs in it would be rendered in 3rd, it would be polished like Witcher 2 (and hopefully 3) and it would combine danger and all kinds of femdom. It would also be on all platforms and optionally hook up to a variety of feedback sex toys.

And it would allow LAN play so I could play it with my wife.

>> No.13374843

>>13374841
So you like furries?

>> No.13374844

>>13374829
>you will never be imprisoned in a Lich' lair for hundreds of years and finally reemerge into a world where everyone talks all retarded and they shit's all fucked up

>> No.13374846

>>13374808
My ideal Monster Girl game would be something like Persona gameplay wise, with Monster Girl Social Links, while also mixing in elements of Fire Emblem, such as children, and a more epic plot.

>> No.13374848

>>13374842
Your wife would be fine with playing a game about monstergirls raping men with you? If so, she sounds like a great lady.

>> No.13374850

>>13374843
I like the Monster features to be truly monstrous.

Look at it this way, you wouldn't much care for a lamia if her tail were only as long as a human pair of legs, would you?

>> No.13374851

>>13374841
I don't like the way that KC monster hands and shins look like hulk hands and boots that are much thicker than the slender human parts. I can understand liking big, fluffy paws to bury your whole face in as you nuzzle her paw pads all over with your face, but small claws just look that much more natural.

>> No.13374852

>>13374848
>she sounds like a great lady
She doesn't exist.

>> No.13374853

>>13374825
Heaven.

>> No.13374854

>>13374808
Literally Tobihime. Gonna buy it as soon as it comes out.

>> No.13374856

>>13374851
Eh, I dunno. KCs can look a bit oversized in places, but others look rather undersized by comparison.

I think .less actually manages a good balance more than most people. I still prefer KCs look in most cases though, but that's a matter of preference.

>> No.13374857

>>13374850
And what exactly could she even do with those massive claws?

>> No.13374859

>>13374808
Arkhan city with a Wurm
Or a GGXrd like game with monstergirls like we talked in the last thread

>> No.13374860

>>13374853
Mah nigga.

What about cumming in her panties, which she then takes and puts back on?

>> No.13374863

>>13374851
>but small claws just look that much more natural.
For me it's the opposite, small claws just look creepy to me, like something that should be human but isn't, while larger ones look more "natural". Rather than a true monstrous feature, it's like some twisted mixture of human and monstrous that ends up with none of the appealing elements of either.

>> No.13374864

>>13374812
Do we have any clothing fetish stories?

>> No.13374865

>>13374829

>captured by a lich
>Experiment with CBT
>shows you plan
>starts mild - damage, milk, let heal
>progresses ever further
>you read past screwdrives, past skin peeling, past acid/fire burns
>passed out when you read page 53
>138 years "experiment", testing for ability to cum, seeing if it heals naturally, if not heal by magic
>year 138 mind no longer capable of understand concept of time, only pain

I didn't want to do this Anon.

I like Liches as a concept.

But you post same shit every time and give us nothing. So here is my 'gift' back to you

>> No.13374870

>>13374857
I honestly don't find it that hard to imagine them being sufficiently dextrous with them.

>> No.13374871

>>13374860
You are hitting all the right buttons mang.

>> No.13374876

>>13374808
Super Metroid with a male protag and monster girl enemies. Sprite sex and game over CG for normal enemies and bosses have 2 animated CG sets each, femdom if you lose and maledom if you win.


I like porn games with actual gameplay.

>> No.13374877

>>13374864
Not to my knowledge.

>> No.13374882

>>13374848

well she agrees to dom me in bedroom sometimes - not good at it but she tries. Would probably agree to dom me in virtual world if technology allowed.

>> No.13374883

>>13374857
>>13374870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

>> No.13374884

>>13374829
True sadness.

>>13374846
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Or something like Kamidori, but with a heavier focus on the MGs and such. Fucking Asmodeus content where?

>>13374865
Nah, a Lich probably wouldn't have an interest in that, but you don't care since you are just pissy.

>> No.13374885

>>13374876
I know there're a few Hentai Metroidvania games out there. Some alright, some really good.

Shame that to my knowledge, pretty much all of them are human girl vs. masculine monsters and tentacles.

Monster Girl version as you say, would be fantastic.

>> No.13374889

>>13374870
Dexterity or not, they're simply too damn big.

>> No.13374892

>>13374836
I like when they are big enough to look like she's wearing gauntlets. Cosplay tier just looks weird to me and big meaty claws seem like they'd be awkward for everyday life.

>> No.13374893

>>13374848
>>13374882
Go back to the wiki.

>> No.13374896

It's time for your monster girl daughteru to meet her half sister from that one night stand you had while drunk off strong liquor.
How does it go?

>> No.13374907

>>13374896

sex wrestling for title of best daughter.
Both moms find me standing over ahaegoed teens 10 seconds after I myself find them

"I swear this wasn't me... girls, stop drooling and tell them..."

>> No.13374908

>>13374896
Threesome. Then foursome.

>> No.13374911

>>13374812
You. You are my nigger if you want to be or not.

>> No.13374912

>>13374842
the presentation and gameplay of king kong where even the weakest enemy never ceases to be a threat but you still can fight back only there's an increased feeling of helplessness, less of an action focus, and more on survival is what I had in mind (trade sex with some goblins for supplies though they'll likely go back on their word).
whenever you are "killed" by a monster you unlock a scene in the extras menu of your life after your impromptu marriage and an h-scene. getting all of them for a monster allows you to play as that monster in "monster mode" where you try to survive the enviroment, other monsters, and the humans you hunt. Human gameplay is in first person, monster in third person.

>> No.13374918

>>13374896
"Dad, why is she blue and smells like you and mom after sparring practice?"

">sparring practice"

"DAAAAD, VERONICA IS GREENTEXTING AGAIN"

"I'm not drunk enough for this."

>> No.13374921

>>13374911
Always room for one who appreciates the finer points of clothed sex.

>> No.13374922

>>13374896
>One is a Nekomata
>The other is a Werewolf
>They just stare at each other for several minutes, not a sound is made by either of them
>Continuing to stare at each other, they start inching sideways towards you
>Eventually they each latch onto a leg
>Several more minutes of silent staring
>Finally they both say "mine" in unison
>They both then point at the leg the other is latched onto, and again in unison say "yours"

>> No.13374923

>>13374896
Try not to make it awkward. After chatting with the half-sister's mother I sit her n my lap and tell her that She's a bastard child and a mistake, and I will never love her as much as my real daughter.

>> No.13374924
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>you will never recieve a tonguejob from an akaname

>> No.13374925 [DELETED] 

>>13374896
I don't drink though.

>> No.13374928

>>13374896
>a human girl? really dad?

>> No.13374931

>>13374924
I'd rather get a tonguejob from a Karakasa

>> No.13374932

>>13374896
I don't drink, that girl probably put something in the coke.

>> No.13374933

>>13374907
>"What are you gay, husband?"

>> No.13374935

>>13374928
In his defense, he was REALLY drunk.

>> No.13374936

>>13374924
>>13374931
I'd rather tonguejobs from both of them at the same time

>> No.13374940

>>13374779
The cutest little psychotic murderer. Thanks for the lotion play stuff, surprisingly rare in the smut from these threads, despite how vanilla it is.

>> No.13374942

>>13374928
>Bitch, you get grounded two weeks for being racist.

>> No.13374944

>>13374942
You can't be racist against humans. Check your privilege.

>> No.13374945

>>13373478

I'm not into harems, but if I was it would have to be one where the girls like each other as much as they like me. If they fuck each other that's not cheating after all.

>> No.13374946

>Welcome to first of Sex League matches
>Remember wrestling and sex moves are a-okay, drawing blood or breaking anything gets you teleported out of the ring.
>Meet our prize - as you can see he is a bit tied up, but obviously excited to see who is about to compete for him.
>Allow me to introduce our first contestant - miss Krieen of the Lamia family
>and challenging her is a quartet of just the cutest yet most ferocious mice girls you ever did meet.
>now remember girls - no unwrapping your prize until one side spends a count of 20 completely ahaegoed
>we all ready?

>> No.13374948

>>13373700
>>13373702
Is she a subspecies to any race in particular?

>> No.13374954

>>13374944
Grounded for a month now. Wanna make it two?

>> No.13374955

>>13374948
My guess is Angel, probably for Eros

>> No.13374956

>>13374945

what moron would even try for a harem if those girls didn't like to pleasure each other and weren't into group sex? I mean how would you game if you actually had to satisfy more then one girl by yourself.

It's stupid. Of course only way to do harem is all girls being bisexual and doing each other after fucking the guy to sleep.

>> No.13374957 [DELETED] 

What the fuck are you people doing right now?

>> No.13374959

>>13373931
>>13374009
Fucking nice.

>> No.13374960

>>13374957
Trying not to masturbate.

>> No.13374961

>>13374896
>Familiar meeting a Holstaur
>Home turns into the battle of the breasts (or lack thereof)
I am prepared

>> No.13374965

>>13374957
Working

>> No.13374966 [DELETED] 

>>13374956
Well then the guy's just a third wheel the girls want out of the way ASAP.

>> No.13374970

>>13374954
Why couldn't you give her a cool half-sister like a lamia or a yeti or something? Humans are gross.

>> No.13374973

>>13374970
bet she'd be singing a different tune if it were her half brother.

>> No.13374977

>>13374957
Trying not to cry as I consider my existence.

And wishing I had a werewolf to cuddle and give meaning to my life.

>> No.13374978

>>13374966
I prefer to think of it as a "limited and much desired resource"... which is managed by the girls democratically and rarely through sex fighting.

>> No.13374981 [DELETED] 

>>13374977
Faggot.

>> No.13374983

>>13374973
Well yeah, human men can do everything a woman can do, and they have dicks.

>> No.13374984

>>13374957
Teasing my friends via texting

>> No.13374987

>>13374896
>Crow Tengu Meeting a Gandharva
They'd probably get along nicely with different cultures learning from one another, I however will probably be groveling for forgiveness.

>> No.13374988

>>13374970
But, humans can get turned into any kind of monster! Don't think of her as boring, think of her as an unopened mysterybox species.

>> No.13374989

>>13374983
human men can only come from human women.

>> No.13374991 [DELETED] 

>>13374978
No it sounds like a third wheel anon.

If you want yuri just say so, don't force in a guy as a third wheel.

>> No.13374992

>>13374977

you sound like a person who should totally adopt a dog from the local shelter.

>> No.13374993

>>13374896

Impossible, I don't drink. Ever. On the other hand if it was a rape kid.

>Young battered spider girl that ran away from her abusive mother and managed to track me down as her real father

>> No.13374996

>>13374988

now I am imagining the daughter speculatively looking over the human girl and starting to inch closer.

>> No.13374999
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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13375000

>>13374957
Roaming around the internet, killing time.

>> No.13375002

>>13374977

I know that feeling, but I want a Wurm instead.

>> No.13375005

>>13374999
>you will never dickfeed a holstaur

>> No.13375009

>>13374836
i don't see how that's cosplay tier when her arms and face clearly have scales

>> No.13375010
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>>13374808
A Metroidvania game.

>> No.13375011

>>13374993
>Mommy doesn't love me but daddy will. He has too and if he doesn't then I'll MaKE hiM LovE me!
>I'll be a better mommy than mommy
>I'll be a better mommy than mommy
>I'll be a better mommy than mommy
>I'll BE a BeTteR MommY ThaN MOMMy!

>> No.13375014

>>13374991

no... I want a harem where everything doesn't rest on my shoulders and all the other participants are more or less equal.

Which means if I am having sex with each, then each is also having sex with all other... eaches? (what, its fucking friday and I am tired)

Without that, it just too much pressure and responsibilities and I am better off with one girl.

>> No.13375015

>>13375010
the apprentice witch death sound always turned me on

>> No.13375017

>>13374999

not into livestock, so I am okay with that anon. Good way to avoid that "there was a time I would have just cut you up for steaks" discussion, too.

>> No.13375019

>>13374992
I don't really think trying to take care of another life is a good idea when I can't even take care of myself.

I'm a NEET.

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>>13375011
>I'll MaKE hiM LovE me!
Lovely.

>> No.13375022

>>13375011

I was thinking less psycotic and more shy recluse that hides in her webs in the attic most of the time. My kitsune wife and daughter would be understanding and try to get her to come down from there by tempting her with sweets.

>> No.13375023 [DELETED] 

>>13375014
Whatever, all I know is I severely disagree with your opinion and tastes.

>> No.13375026

>>13374896
>'So, how does it knowing that your dad upgraded to a superior woman?'
>'Upgraded? Your arrogant bitch of a mom probably stole him, just like all of that gold.'
>'It was probably for the best, then. Otherwise your serial killer family might have eaten his head off.'
>'If you want to go, let's go! I'll cut through those pretty scales like butter!'
>'Just try it, bug-breath. I'll roast you alive!'

>> No.13375033

>>13375022
>Spider daughter staring out of stock at them, only her face peeking through the gap
>They set down a doughnut on a plate, saying its for her.
>She spots web at it and pulls it up
>A new strategy is needed

>> No.13375036 [DELETED] 

>>13375026
>Mantis
>Dragon

Shit fucking taste.

>> No.13375037

>>13375023

Not him, but the thought of coming home to a couple of lamias coiled together, and then they drag me into their fuck pile, then the fuck pile turning into a cuddle pile, gets my rocks off like nothing else. It's just a fetish.

>> No.13375039

Remember when I played Dark Messiah.

Spend game with a succubus living in your brain. Watching over you. Advising. Tempting to come out any time to fuck your brains out.

Wouldn't it be nice to have such a passenger/escort in real life.

I should totally go schitzo, but my brain is probably too dumb to simulate 2 separate entities

>> No.13375043 [DELETED] 

>>13375039
What the fuck are you talking about?

Fuck off you fucking nut.

>> No.13375046

>>13375039

I love that game.

Xana best girl.

>> No.13375047

>>13375039

So, Tulpa-chan, basically? Somebody's still gotta draw her.

>> No.13375052

>>13374551
>>13374535
This is why you should use the setting as a guidebook, like everyone else does. That said, There's still a war going on in the setting. While it's never stated outright, i'm sure there's plenty of bloodshed between the order and MG. It simply is never brought up.

Hell as was stated, MG are apperantly fairly rare, so the whole human killing human thing happens a plenty. I'm sure the majority of humans in the setting who don't live near the border will never see an MG in their entire lives.

>> No.13375057

>>13375046

i honestly laughed when that nun-sorceress girl offered to 'expunge" Xana from my head

"Did you literally give me part of your very soul/essence to save my life? No? Go away"

>> No.13375059 [DELETED] 

>>13375047
>Tulpas are the only way to actually have your 2D Waifu a reality
>Too pussy to take the jump and make one
>Fucking bronies are enjoying their waifus and have more balls than me

Suffering

>> No.13375061

>>13375046
>never helps you outside that rage demon mode thing that's useless
>when you go to kill her she can suddenly use flame magic
no regrets, the bitch died.

>> No.13375062

>>13375059

Dude, Tulpas are suffering made real. Don't fucking joke with that shit, seriously. It'll prevent you from sleeping.

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>>13375039
Sounds awfully familiar to the AI succubus infecting cyborg bodies stuff that used to get talked about. I love that kind of stuff.

>> No.13375065

>>13375039
Tumblr pls, take your "headmates" and go.

>> No.13375067

>>13375059
Remember if she turns the tables on you, you can always create a Jackie Chan Tulpa to get rid of her.

>> No.13375069 [DELETED] 

>>13375059
Even as a joke I want to call you a fucking retard.

>> No.13375070

>>13375062
You're gonna post the pinkie pie thing aren't you?

>> No.13375074

>>13375059
>enjoying
Believe me, they are not.

>> No.13375076

>>13375064
The fuck did she do with her horns

>> No.13375078

>>13375061

>never helps you
>except that one time you got your ass impaled on some stalagmite by that necro dude
>"except useless rage mode" - part of her soul she gave to you so your loser ass could try again rather then die alone in some cave

Or did you mean basic combat? what kind of loser messiah would need or event want help there?
Obviously you didn't deserve her

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>>13375062
>>13375074

Nothing could go wrong for me.

I find her shadow just as sexy as normal her.

>> No.13375083

>>13375076
Installed an impractical horns mod after paying for it on steam workshop of course.

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>>13375082
That girl is only love

>> No.13375089

>>13375078
I tried it, died nearly instantly and am much better off with just a sword.
Still don't like her, the whole time I wanted her to be corporeal so I could turn her into sashimi.

>> No.13375090

>>13375082
I bet Shadow Yuuko would melt into a quivering virgin if you attacked her sexually.

>> No.13375092

>>13375083

>Pay for mods on WOrkshop

Fucking seriously, Valve. Fuckers want to cause another industry crash.

>> No.13375095

>>13375057
The girl was such a selfish malevolent bitch judging by her quotes and the ending you might as well think she did it to survive and obtain power.

Still pretty catchy and times better then the lame sorceress, yeah.

>> No.13375097

>>13375092
Gabey knows what the industry is heading towards, ans he wants to kill it so it can rise from the ashes. He's a hero.

>> No.13375103

>>13375092
You act like that would be a bad thing.
It's the Tanukis I tell you, gaben is three in disguise

>> No.13375111

>>13375095
that one at least healed you.

>> No.13375113

>>13375083
>after paying for it
HAHAHA RETARD

>> No.13375114

>>13375103

And it IS a bad thing. Videogame mods are supposed to be a monetization-free concept.

GAS THE TANUKIS

>> No.13375119

>>13375114
I was referring to the industry crash

>> No.13375131

>>13375114
>I don't want to pay for my video games
Is it mandatory to set them up as a paid for thing? Is it wrong for the mod developers to want to be paid for their work? Is policing of things that are rip-offs to warn customers to stay away going to stop?

>> No.13375133

>>13375089
which just shows why Xana is better off riding in your head, and you killing everything like a proper Dark Messiah should. That 'mode' was just the after effect of her saving your life, you ingrate

>> No.13375140

>>13375133
I'm happy to be an ingrate, liars and demons get paid in kind.

>> No.13375142

>>13375131

I do pay for videogames. Mods were a cost-free idea since the beggining and that's how it should always be. Don't be fucking fooled, they're trying to turns COMMUNITY MODS INTO DLC.


Modders make mods for FUN, to deliver something new and fresh to other players without expecting any money back. That's how it's always been.

Not every change is a good change.

>> No.13375144

>>13375131
>>I don't want to pay for my video games
Uhhh, Valve gets a 75% cut, you know?

Meanwhile websites like Nexus only get money from ads and donations.

>> No.13375146

>>13375142

what are you whining about? Anyone trying to forbid free mods?

having paid mods would allow for example - sponsoring monster girl mods into games. Something which clearly isn't happening for free.

>> No.13375149

>>13375146
You're too dumb to live.

>> No.13375150

>>13375142
>>13375146

to continue that...

did you whine about kickstarter letting people sponsor the games they want made too?

>> No.13375153

We get it. Valve's literally hitler. Now fuck off back to /v/. If I wanted to see that shit I'd go there. It isn't MG-related at all.

>> No.13375154

>>13375150
I don't really see the relation but ok.

>> No.13375157

>>13375150
Kickstarter is a racket, I trust those people as far as I can throw them.

>> No.13375160

>>13375150
>kickstarter

Into the trash

>> No.13375163

>>13375146

>Anyone trying to forbid free mods?

No, god dammit. Valve is going to give every single modderon Workshop the ability to charge people for their mods. EVERY SINGLE ONE. NO MATTER HOW SHITTY, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE IT CHANGES THE GAME.

Do you really think modders are going to let this chance to make bank pass? Fuck no. Not to mention that you have to PAY VALVE FIRST to add funds to your steam account, and THEN download the mods you want. And not only that, the mod makers only get 25% of the money, guess who gets the remaining 75%?

>> No.13375165

>>13375153
It's the Tanukis anon, want all of your sheckles so they don't feel so inferior to other zippityzingzangdo Monster girls

>> No.13375166

>>13375146
>having paid mods would allow for example - sponsoring monster girl mods into games. Something which clearly isn't happening for free.
You're too naive, want to know what happened the last time a monster girl project listened to people willing to pay? We got CoC that's what.

>> No.13375167

>>13375154

both are ways to crowd-source content people want.

Comprehensive mods are a lot of work. Right now the general policy of sponsoring/donating/funding not being allowed means plenty of jobless game developers twiddling their thumbs or going into other industries when they could each be implementing mods the fans want.

>> No.13375168

>>13374226
Oh many eyed hydra...how many fearboners his stories give me, a shame he's slow as a slug girl writing

L'mactia a best

>> No.13375170

>paying for single-player games

>> No.13375172 [DELETED] 

Reminder we'll begin to see mod-making agreements in EULAs next. Underground modding will be a thing. The industry needs to crash and burn.

>>13375170
>Paying for modern games

>> No.13375185

This is why you never put a fucking publisher on a pedestal no matter who they are.

>> No.13375188

>>13375166
Yep. A damn shame. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad because the faggot furries/futa already have their shit, but I'm not sure I would chance it.

>> No.13375193

>>13375188
You probably already know but the average furry spends thousands of dollars on porn. Not even joking.

>> No.13375194 [DELETED] 

>>13375146
>having paid mods would allow for example - sponsoring monster girl mods into games. Something which clearly isn't happening for free.
People have said this about everything

>Paid Online will make things better!
>DLC will make things better!
>Microtransactions will make things better!
>Early Access will make things better!
>Greenlight will make things better!

None of those things have improved video games even slightly. In fact they've made things worse.

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>>13375193
That is sad.

>> No.13375206

>>13375163
Do you honestly think every single modder out there is going to start nickel-and-diming every single thing in their game?

There will probably still be plenty of people out there willing to make a mod for free. If a mod is good and the person who made it wants to make money from it, why shouldn't they be allowed to? And if the mod is horrible, it will be stopped the same way that every bad indie game on steam is stopped: word of mouth from sensible people warning others to not buy it.

>> No.13375208

>>13375166

Niche should deal with being niche.

One needs to use the wiki to avoid all the tripmines, but CoC has a lot of great MG scenes and can easily be played without going into the gay/furry territory.

>>13375160
>>13375157
you guys are hilarious.

Meanwhile I am 3/3 so far on some of the best games I played, which were all practically custom tailored for my liking.

You realize this entire fandom basically hangs on 2 translators as far as gaming goes?

>> No.13375211

>>13375194
>>Paid Online will make things better!
I hate how everything revolves around the Internet now.

>>DLC will make things better!
DLC is a good concept exploited by jews.

>>Microtransactions will make things better!
Pay2win is the fucking worst. It also killed tf2.

>>Early Access will make things better!
"Early Access" more like "save us from spending cash on playtesters AND give us your money".

>>Greenlight will make things better!
Now Steam is filled with weeb games.

>>13375208
>you guys are hilarious.
>Meanwhile I am 3/3 so far on some of the best games I played
...Uh, good for you, I guess?

>> No.13375214

Now I remember this movie from the sci-fi channel, it was alien plant girls luring men to cold areas and then they fuck them unconscious to reproduce.
Pretty sexy horror movie except for the end where it's revealed that they take the unconscious men and turned them into cocoons for their babies and they explode when the baby is born.

>> No.13375216

>Valve gets a 75% cut

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

>> No.13375218

>>13375194
>DLC has made games worse
No, bad DLC practices have made games worse. Proper DLC extends the lifetime of a game, adds in or fixes different things, & improves the game overall for a reasonable price. It's the practice of locking away content behind a paywall or removing features to sell as 'bonuses' that hurts the industry.

>> No.13375222

>>13375193
Man, I knew they were fine spending a bit, but come the fuck on. Why. Well, I guess when you have a fetish like THAT you could only get good shit through paying out the ass, so it doesn't surprise me too much.

>>13375214
That sounds hilarious.

>> No.13375223 [DELETED] 

>>13375216
Don't forget they've started cutting donation links from normal mods. You have to go through them now.

Based Valve, amirite?

>>13375218
Which guess what the majority do? I can count the "Good DLC" on one hand, and the shit DLC I could write a novel on.

If a large majority of it is cancer, it's cancer.

>> No.13375233

>>13375223
It's like EA bought Valve or something.

>>13375222
>Man, I knew they were fine spending a bit, but come the fuck on.
This is why I don't mind any artist suddenly drawing furry commissions. Furries are one of the easiest to exploit cashcows out there.

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>make a throw away joke about an a.i succubus mod
>thread descends into discussion about the industry
Oh dear god what have I done?

>> No.13375239

>>13375211
Weeb games are only playable games now since western games full of dlc, f2p and sjw cocksucking propaganda

>> No.13375240

>>13375234
I was hoping it would end up with people posting curvy tanukis but alas it was not to be.

>> No.13375241

>>13375234

You knew exactly what you did faggot. Don't play innocent.

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>>13375233
>YFW Gabe Newell died from a heart attack and EA stuffed an Intern in his Corpse to pretend to be him, intentionally sabotage the company, and force everyone into Origin

With Jews, we all lose

>> No.13375250

>>13375211
shit games were always around, and always stay around. All of those things DID make things better.

Microtransactions/Paid Online - had 2 favourite MMORPG - Dungeons and Dragons Online and Warhammer Online. Both crashed and burned. One went microtransaction route - was still able to enjoy it on subscription for 2 years after before patches went full retard. The other just fucking died and I never got to finish it.

Age Of Wonders 3: 3rd DLC expansion coming out and I keep buying, because that game is great and I don't need them to fucking reinvent me the same wheel, I just want them to keep on rolling the good one they have now.

Pay2Win? fuck off with your online competitive whining. Like there is a lack of options in online battle games right now... you don't like tf2 now, go to 400 clones of it.

Early Access - now games spend a year in open test phase. Only people that concerns are the dumbasses paying to test them. If you are one, stop, otherwise, why do you even care? It's a straight up "get retards to subsidize your games" move.

>Greenlight
".... oh no my favourite online shop/watchdog now has so many games on it, but I don't know how to use search function, whats my retarded ass gonna do now?"

>> No.13375251

>>13375240
Tubby Tanukis are nice Anon but now is not the time for such frivolity

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>>13375250
If I take this bait will you die?

>> No.13375261

>>13375251
I do not want to live in a time where it is not time for tubby Tanukis

>> No.13375263

>>13375250
>enjoy it on subscription
NOOOOOO

>> No.13375264

>>13374922
This is adorable beyond all belief.

>> No.13375267

>>13375258
It would be extremely autistic

>> No.13375270

>>13375263

I paid for 6 months of SWTOR too.... waited for it go Free2Play before trying it out.

NO REGRETS

>> No.13375272 [DELETED] 

>>13375267
You're a good goy.

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>>13375240
Never atribute to malice what can be easily explained by stupidity. In this case I was as dumb as a Wurm.

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Come down to Earth.

Gnome added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

>> No.13375277

>>13375272
For Gaben

>> No.13375285

>>13375261
Sorry Anon but these are serious times. Not even the tubbiest tanuki with the bushiest tail can help us

>> No.13375288

>>13375276
> They always welcome male members to join the Earth Covenant, to serve under them to learn earth magic among 'other things'.
Neato'

>> No.13375290

>>13374991
The difference is that all the girls love their shared guy as much as they love each other.

The guy's a third wheel if he likes all the girls, but then certain girls only like other girls, and are only with him because those girls like him.

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>>13375275
She is cute, she doesn't need to be smart.

>> No.13375307

>>13375277
wait one second:
>Gaben's a big guy
>he's leading the industry to a crash
>there will be no survivors

>> No.13375308

>>13375301
Oh man, is that from 'The Lair of the Serpent Dragon II'? That's my favorite porn film.

That guy did well to stay conscious for so long.

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>>13375216
You also can't get your money until you get 100$ (sell stuff for 400$) meaning 90% of modders will never see their money
This is some top tier jewery

>> No.13375311

>>13375285
>Not even the tubbiest tanuki with the bushiest tail can help us

How you you know anon? How do you know?

>> No.13375313

>>13375270
That's because you got preferred status, which is basically a better f2p then the actual f2p

>> No.13375315

>>13375307
clever girl

>> No.13375316

>>13375214
Can't be any worse than Species.

>> No.13375320

>>13375276
Actually sounds like a pretty fun raid.

>> No.13375323

>>13375309
She'll be putting that on her sleeping hoard tonight for sure.

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>>13375307
>Gaben will finally put video games out of their misery, crash this industry, and the glorious renaissance that emerges from the ashes will rise

He's the hero this industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, we'll set the dogs on him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero, he's a silent protector, a watchful guardian. The lard knight.

>> No.13375328

>>13375276
Best Elemental.

>> No.13375330

What if you waifu had the largest horns in the world?

>> No.13375331

>>13375309
Wait, wait, wait. I was purposely staying out of this, because it isn't related to the thread, but what the fuck?

>> No.13375341

>>13375276
Sounds like a fun raid. Good practice for the more dangerous-to-get panties.

>> No.13375343

>>13375330
I'd feel like the luckiest guy for having an Anubis with horns.

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>>13375327
God I love Hellhound so much.
My second favorite has to be ushi-oni.
Something about that black hair and dark skin.
I hate my blonde hair.

>> No.13375347

>>13375327
I'll never understand what all gamers find in a fat billionaire.

>> No.13375349

>>13375345
Get that pouting brat away from me

>> No.13375353

>>13375331
Utill you have 100 modbucks, 100% of money go to valve
Praise the lord gaben

>> No.13375355

>>13375345
Mi negro.

>> No.13375359

>>13375345
Is there any Monster Girl offspring that's harder to raise than a litter of Hellpups?

>> No.13375360

>>13375343
Anubis with Handlebars?

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>>13375349
But I want puppies, or babies.
>>13375355
Yes.
>>13375359
I don't know.

>> No.13375367

>>13375359
Wurm? Kakuen?
Fuck it I want a Hellpup daughteru

>> No.13375368

>>13375360
Yes, she'll look extra intimidating to the new interns of our company.

>> No.13375373 [DELETED] 

>>13375365
>A Hellhound will never put a collar on you and make you Wan and eat her out

>> No.13375377

>>13375373
Anything for roleplay night.

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>>13375367
Wurm daughteru is easy to raise
>Can eat anything
>Can't be injured
>Always happy

>> No.13375382

>>13375368
What kinda company?

>> No.13375391

>>13375311
Because this is our life now. All will be reduced to ash and although our tubby tanuki has made all the sheckles she can, all she will see when she returns will be our empty, jaded eyes and our hearts that no longer feel Anon

>> No.13375396

>>13375379
What about when she grows bigger and doesn't realize her own strength?

You'll come home in your car from work, she'll see you and slither at you at a high speed and overturn the car to get inside and hug you.

>> No.13375398

>>13375396
We'll play red light, green light a lot early on.

>> No.13375402

>>13375382
Construction I guess.

>> No.13375403

>>13375360
>"I can ride by bitch with no handlebars~."
>"No handlebars~."

>> No.13375405

>>13375396
Or when she tries to reach the top shelf to get to the cookie jar and loses her balance. Repairing that kitchen wall won't be cheap.

>> No.13375414

>>13375405
You knew the risks when that adorable bundle of joy came out of that Wurm egg.

>> No.13375415

>>13375064
What's this AI infection thing from? Sounds fuckin awesome

>> No.13375419

>>13375405
>Implying I won't be filthy rich from my wurm waifu picking up all sorts of treasure

>> No.13375425

>>13375064
Install Archangel Anti-virus and she'll take care of her.

>> No.13375426

>>13375402
Well okay. I like Aerospace personally.

>> No.13375427

>>13375391
I still believe tubby Tanuki will save us!

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Ghosts all up in here.

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>>13375415

>> No.13375442

>>13375427
I wish I had your optimism Anon but doing that would make her lose money.
Tubby tanuki has chosen her path, she will now need to walk it with a stiff upper lip as she tries to ignore the ruin she caused

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>>13375438
>You will never move into a decrepit old mansion given to you by a relative you never knew who passed away. Only to be haunted every night by a smug, big-titted loli ghost.

>> No.13375452

>>13375438
Darkrai's not even a ghost type.

>> No.13375457

>>13375452
ShShShShShhhhhhhhh

>> No.13375460

>>13375442
Well at least I can watch her ass sway as she walks away.

>> No.13375472

>>13375450
Feels terrible. At least, if it's haunting in the way her appearance would suggest. I could live without the bad kind.

>> No.13375510

>>13375460
She'll appreciate it Anon because it's the only attention she'll ever get

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>>13375345
>I hate my blonde hair.
Me too. I fucking love long, wild, untamable black hair.

Ironically enough Yuugi gets me harder than most.

>> No.13375538

>>13375523
I would call Yuugi cute to her face without shame or hesitation

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>Your lamia waifu comes to you and tells you she wants to practice her dancing
>When you ask her why she doesn't just go ahead, she tells you that she cannot get into the mood to dance her best unless someone plays the pungi for her
>She hands you one that she keeps in her dresser drawer, asking you to play it for her
What do?

>> No.13375551

>>13375540
Good thing I play the bass-I have absolutely no idea how this works

>> No.13375558

>>13375540

Secretly thank her Apophis onee-san later for giving me a heads up weeks ago and play it like a boss.

>> No.13375562

>>13375365
hellhound a shit.

>> No.13375564 [DELETED] 

>>13375540
God I hate snakes.

>> No.13375567

>>13375562
You a shit

>> No.13375569

>>13375540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TXni555uU

Goddamn, why hasn't a new Starfox come out in forever?

>> No.13375573

>>13375359

Lilims.

Seriously. Why do you think one's a complete brat and another's a Slaanesh-level sex fiend? That's not even mentioning the one obsessed with LARPing or the one that likes pouting in the sandbox.

>> No.13375576

>>13375567
I know I am, and it takes one to know one.

>> No.13375585

>>13375564
Indie pls

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>>13374009
can you do this with a holst

>> No.13375591 [DELETED] 

>>13375585
Fuck off.

>> No.13375602

>>13375569
They're working on one now, are they not?

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>>13375564
Even chocolate ones?

>> No.13375607

>>13375602
I mean, yeah, but...could've been sooner, ya know?

>> No.13375613

>>13375605
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13375619

>>13375591
Chill

>> No.13375625

>>13375605
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13375632

>>13375605
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああ

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>>13375605
STOP

STOP

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>>13375396
>>13375379
>>13375419
Having a Wurm daughteru and waifu has to be a crazy experience. You will earn lots of money from their the stuff they dig up, but spend it just as fast to repair all the damage they cause.

Your mood will likely never falther either with the always happy and extremely straightforward waifu and daughterus. And with their massive strenght and way of thinking you can always expect lots of shenigangs to happen.

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>>13375635
YAMETE KUDASAIII

>> No.13375639

>>13375613
>>13375625
>>13375632
>>13375635

Literal autism what the fuck is wrong with you? its just a picture

>> No.13375647

>>13375637
>Listen to me, Girls, I am your Father
>The Wurm Anime

>> No.13375656

>>13375639
I've actually been laughing the whole time, jeez.

>> No.13375659

>>13375637
I guess I would need to carry her around under my arm, then place her on the ground in front of a door and ring the bell.

>> No.13375711

>>13375586
>Making Holst cry
I mean the appeal is there to hear her whimper with a "muuuuuuuuu~" as she cries.
But still!

>> No.13375720

>>13375586
>Still knawing at this bone
>After over a year
>And two holst tipping pictures already

Jesus Christ man, let it go. You're worse than Alp about this sort of thing.

>> No.13375724 [DELETED] 

>>13375711
I'll make all the cows cry you faggot.

>> No.13375725
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>>13374200

There's like maybe two writefaggots who like Abominations.

One of them is Harblador and the other is a tremendous Alp-level faggot.

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>>13375711
>You will never bully a young Holst girl and take her ice cream.
>Her Minotaur onee-san will never bully you and take your virginity.

>> No.13375730

>>13375725
Bollocks?

>> No.13375736
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>Watching Sailor Moon, THE anime to see monster girls get beat up, it seems
>One episode has a lamia
>She makes REALLY awful noises
>Turns into a human girl when she dies

Still hot, though...

>> No.13375737 [DELETED] 

>>13375728
Well doesn't that just ruin the entire fun with bullying.

>> No.13375739

>>13375728

>Not beating up the minotaur and bullying her too

your small time son

>> No.13375744

>>13375728
If you have a Holst waifu, you can make all the ice cream you want.
Why buy the ice cream when you can marry the cow for free?

>> No.13375746

>>13375736
Beats the killer doll and spider from earlier.

Then there's Cardian Reci... Still gives me the shivers.

>> No.13375750

>>13375737
Not if you're a switch.

>> No.13375755

>>13375739
>Not bullying them both with ice cream

>> No.13375759

>>13375746
>Beats the killer doll and spider from earlier.
This is true.

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>>13375736
>beat up
you mean killed
except for Scar who's daimon egg never breaks.
The youma army is still at large outside of Japan though, and given how quiet they are after the first season either they all died or are living quietly which makes me wonder can they reproduce with humans?

>> No.13375764 [DELETED] 

>>13375750
No, you can be a switch and still like bullying.

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>That enraged spaniard

>> No.13375772

>>13375764
Sure I can, it's the sexual food chain. I bully the weaker Monster Girls and have my way with them, just like the stronger Monster Girls bully and rape me.

>> No.13375773

Fucks sake this happens for having 8 boards opened. Deleting...

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>>13375760
Well, with the lamia gone because she turned into a human girl, it really doesn't matter.
None of this matters.

>> No.13375783

>>13375768
Dam right I'm enraged

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>>13375775
she's more a serpentine mermaid

>> No.13375787

>>13375768
>>13375773
I kind of want to know what thread you were on where discussion of a one-man-army spaniard can be brought up so easily.

>> No.13375796 [DELETED] 

>>13375772
Good thing I don't have to give a shit about your line of thinking.

You believe in your un-fun way of bullying and I'll have mine.

>> No.13375798

>>13375786
Semantics.

>> No.13375820

>>13375746
I still find them very sexually attractive http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1026234#search=murido

>> No.13375834
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Huskygirls.
Vanilla sex.
Fluff.
Fart jokes.
Peanut butter.

http://pastebin.com/FrUr3w4B

This story contains some of these things. Read it at your own peril.
Also, critique the FUCK out of it. I live for that shit.

>> No.13375840

>>13375834
Horo's tail is out of control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk

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>>13375834

Goddamn I love wolf butt.

>> No.13375844 [DELETED] 

>>13375834
>Fart jokes.
Dropped before I even picked it up.

>> No.13375851

>>13375844
You've made a wise decision, my friend, and saved yourself 124 Pastebin lines-worth of your life.

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>>13375647
>Wurm Anime
Fund it.

>>13375659
Can always install a spring under her suit and teach her how to hop around. Just got to be carefull that she doesn't "hop" through a wall.

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>>13375730

Given that he's the only person that's a big enough faggot to parade around as a tsundere Cthulhu, sure why not

>> No.13375867

>>13375834
Just started reading, and my goodness, this is adorable. Absolutely, wonderfully, adorable.

Fine, fine work as usual senpai.

>> No.13375870

>>13375862
Well he did write that story about a guy who was talked into helping summon an eldritch abomination, all while his relationship troubles weigh heavily in the back of his mind, leading up to the abomination brutally murdering his beloved, and taking on her form when finally summoned.

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>tfw you try to summon a demon and all you manage is a bossy Nekobus.
>tfw you have to serve her because of the demonic blood pact you made.

>> No.13375882

>>13375637
>>13375861
So cute.

>> No.13375889 [DELETED] 

>>13375876
If there was ever a time to call in the Order, this would be it.

>> No.13375897

>>13375867
Thanks. I feel like the ending is a bit rushed, but that's maybe only because I didn't spend over two months writing that particular section of the story.
Well, for people who wanted more husky/dog girl stuff, at least there's that. Maybe I'll edit it if I get a bit more criticism.

>> No.13375898 [DELETED] 

>>13375834
Oh wow I wish I could forget this exists.

>> No.13375902 [DELETED] 

>>13375876
Can I at least pet her health and rub her belly?

>> No.13375905

>>13375889
She'll just make you wear a skimpy butler's outfit and make you bring her snacks.You'll also have to cuddle with her when she feels grumpy.

>> No.13375910

>>13375898
The gif, the source of the gif, or the story?

>> No.13375911 [DELETED] 

>>13375905
No thanks.

>> No.13375914 [DELETED] 

>>13375910
All of them.

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>>13375876

Not ara ara~ enough

>> No.13375921 [DELETED] 

>>13375915
Those tits look faker than a professional wrestling match.

>> No.13375922

>>13375914
Okay.
I'll write more sweaty huskygirl sex to remove those things from your memory.

>> No.13375925

>>13375876
She's getting belly rubs, no power on this earth or beyond can stop that.

>> No.13375926

>>13375911
You could ask her nicely to let you go then.

>> No.13375927

>>13375905
Throw in oiled massages and I!m game.

>> No.13375929

>>13375927

>Oil massages

You there, Golden Boy

>> No.13375930 [DELETED] 

>>13375926
Too late, Paladins would have been called already

>> No.13375932 [DELETED] 

>>13375922
Oh wonderful, I just love disgusting garbage.

>> No.13375937

>>13375897
Well, just finished, and I must say, that was wonderful. Cozy to the max. Loved it. The blanket cocoon, lewd, kinda-dirty morning sex, the talk about staying in and cuddling up on the couch. Cozy to the maximum. The food-talk was silly, but fun. I agree it seemed a bit rushed with the last few lines, but only because they were fairly quick in comparison to the more elaborate descriptions of most of the story. In a way, I think it works actually, cause it's almost echoing the sentiments of the characters, having to hurry and force themselves out of bed to continue on to a shower and breakfast.

>>13375922
>More sweaty huskygirl sex
Yes, you should write more of this coziness.

>> No.13375939

>>13375927
I want to give a Dragon or an Anubis a nice, deep-tissue, and very, very thorough oil massage.

>> No.13375944

>>13375082
>tfw she isn't nearly as scary in the anime

>> No.13375946 [DELETED] 

>>13375944
How is a fucking drawing scary?

>> No.13375947
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Prince Anon! Your suitors have arrived!

May I present from left to right:
Dutchess Coldfang, Ice Dragon of the kingdom of the northern mountains.
Princess Sunclaw, Bronze Dragon of the desert kingdom to the far east
Princess Aquazalea, Water Dragon of the southern ocean kingdom.
Grand High Priestess Pureflame of the kingdom of light.
Empress Shadowscale, Black Dragon ruler of the fallen kingdom.
and Princess Emeralda, Green Dragon of the forest kingdom to the west.

>> No.13375951

>>13375947
FUCK YOU DAD I'M GOING TO GO OFF AN AN ADVENTURE AND NEVER SETTLE DOWN!

>> No.13375952

>>13375947
Those are all remarkably silly names.

>> No.13375953 [DELETED] 

>>13375947
>Anons
>anything other than dirt

>> No.13375955

>>13375947
Send them all way. I'm in love with that Crow Scholar from the east.

>> No.13375956 [DELETED] 

>>13375947
Ms. Shadowscale sounds nice and dominant, tell me about her.

>> No.13375957

>>13375947
I will have them all.
Bring them to my chambers. We have much work to do.

>> No.13375959 [DELETED] 

>>13375947
God no, If I wanted a gold digger I'd date a trashy human woman.

>> No.13375961

>>13375637
I would happily live the life of a man with a wurm waifu and daughteru

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>>13375946
Good question. Why do illustrations evoke reactions from people?

Are you challenging me to post a picture that you might think is 'scary'?

>> No.13375963

>>13375957
But you need one bloodline. Do you want your heirs to tear the kingdom apart when you die?

>> No.13375967

>>13375956
Well she rules the kingdoms beneath the earth, after driving out the dwarves she reclines in her underground castle. Resting atop her hoard of dwarven gold.

She has retired from her conquest of the Dark Elves and Dwarves and now seeks a mate of royal blood to bring her offspring.

>> No.13375968 [DELETED] 

>>13375962
That just looks gross and made by some asshat with too much time on his hands.

>> No.13375972 [DELETED] 

>>13375967
A woman in charge and has all her shit organized, and wants to create heirs and a loving family. I'm up for being a househusband to a powerful woman like her, sign me up!

>> No.13375974

>>13375955
A fine choice but I do hope she has similar siblings.

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>>13375968
Okay, here's another one by the same illustrator.

>> No.13375982

>>13375968
>asshat
Nigga, are you shitting on Stephen Gammell?

>> No.13375983

>>13375979
looks very self satisfied

>> No.13375984 [DELETED] 

>>13375979
>.gif

Yeah, fuck off. Jumpscares are the laziest thing in horror.

>> No.13375985

>>13375947
I'm not a prince, and why am I tied to this chair?

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>>13375983
>>13375984
Last one because I don't feel like derailing the thread.

>> No.13375991

>>13375915
>That nail
I'm getting the spray bottle
And by Spray Bottle I mean Hose

>> No.13375992

>>13375947
>green dragon
not weed dragon

>> No.13376028

>>13375876
>not binding her so she serves you

Anon what the fuck? That's how you end up with hellgates opening you fucking mong.

>> No.13376033

>>13375947
Let the waters flow!

>> No.13376062

>>13375932
Awesome. I'll make it extra hot and sweaty, just for you.
>>13375937
Cozy was the tone I was going for. I got the idea for it back in winter, when New York was still apparently drowning in snow. But me being the kind of person who spends months wallowing in mediocrity, it only really made it out now. Better late than never?
Anyway, in all seriousness, I'll see about editing it and tidying it up. Maybe adding a bit more meat to the rear end, in terms of words. Delicious, descriptive meat.
Hell, maybe I'll write something else entirely with the same huskygirl. Maybe have it be all summer-themed, where she's all trim and toned and athletic or something. Maybe I'll dedicate a whole third of the story to licking her abs too, while I'm at it.
Anyway, thanks for the feedback. I never won't appreciate it.

>> No.13376063

>>13375870

That level of contrived bullshit literally made my brain vomit

>> No.13376080

>>13376062
>Delicious, descriptive meat.
Make it husky meat and you've got a deal. Delicious, cuddly husky.

>Something else entirely with the same huskygirl
That'd be nice. Very nice indeed.
>Where she's all trim and toned and athletic...a whole third of the story to licking her abs...
Very, VERY nice...

I should probably try and get back to writing myself now. Posted like, a quarter of my new story last night. Should get to work on finishing it.

>> No.13376084

>>13376063
>made my brain vomit
Is this not the point of eldrich abominations?

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>>13375947

>TFW you're the bastard son, and while your brother's picking out his future Dragon waifu, you're given a sword, some shoddy militia gear and a boot out the door.

>> No.13376096

>>13376095
I'd prefer that. I want to work for my waifu not have her handed to me.

>> No.13376099

>>13376095
yeah i'd wouldn't be mad with that

>> No.13376102

>>13376095
this is why you join the legions, better equipment, better training, the state pays for it, and you get to travel the world and kill people!

>> No.13376105

>>13376095
>Train yourself in the wilds
>Learn ancient arts of combat
>Find a wild dragon's lair
>Do epic battle with her
>In the end, whether at first or biding your time in her cavern, best her
>Assault your brother's kingdom with your dragon waifu
>Easily best those raised in a cushy life
>Become the new King and Queen of Your Kingdom.

>> No.13376109

>>13376095
I'd like that better to be honest

>> No.13376114

>>13376102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

>> No.13376119

>>13376114
now you get it. go traitor and with your knowledge of your homeland grind your brother's kingdom to meal.

>> No.13376122

>>13376084

No you don't get it

Lovecraft shit is about subtlety, not slapping you in the face like that short apparently does

>> No.13376128

>>13375725
is that R63 Zato 1

>> No.13376135

>>13376128
No.

>> No.13376155

Remember to keep your daughterus away from Hathor milk.
That's how they get chubby.
And no one wants a chubby daughteru

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Ded?
I don't get it, this is usually high-volume time.
Don't tell me we're actually infested with normies and they're all are out at their 'clubs' or 'bars' or whatever on Friday night?

Post cats

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>>13376156

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>>13376156

>> No.13376162

>>13376156
Who knows? I'm just watching some videos.

>> No.13376163

>>13376156
>they're all are out at their 'clubs' or 'bars' or whatever on Friday night?
>check my calender
>it really is Friday
>it's supposed to be Thursday
>mfw when I missed my morning math exam
FUCK

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>>13376156
You must wait 3 minutes and 46 seconds before posting a duplicate reply my ass

>> No.13376167

>>13376156
I'll be sure to post when I think of something I want to do with Alps.

>> No.13376169

>>13376163
Math is for losers anyway.

>> No.13376171

>>13376156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz3WIohlTgg

Just enjoy the quiet my friend.

>> No.13376172

>>13376163
good job champ

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>>13376156
I have come to realise that I have far more can't-post-that-on-a-christian-imageboard cats than can-post-that-on-a-christian-imageboard cats.

GOOD.

>> No.13376180

>>13376167
Suicide.

>> No.13376181

>>13376167
Can make them chubby and busty with Hathor milk
Can take them to the gym and get them swole
Can make them CCs with cakes and Lolis with cookies.
Can sneak mothman dust on their food and give them a raging mushroom so you can bully them into taking responsibility

>> No.13376186

>>13376178
You never realise how lewd a folder is until you realise you can't post more than half of it because it's too lewd

>> No.13376188 [DELETED] 

>>13376181
I want to make my Alp senpai chubby and busty!

>> No.13376189

>>13376180
But then we'll both be undead and huddle together for hugs and warm!

>> No.13376191

>>13376156
You think all that protesting would be over with by now...

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>>13376156

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>>13376156
Space cats

>> No.13376211

>You will never plant a sheep girl on her soft rump as you begin to shear her
>You look into her rectangular pupils as she lets a baa out.
>You shear off her belly, feeling her softness as you brush off extra wool
>You lay her down on her stomach and shave her back and some of her hair
>Finally you shave off the arms and legs
>After giving her a good pat down for wool she stares into you with her eyes.
>She baas happily with a smile on her face
What is the status of your heart?

>> No.13376214

>>13376189
You type like a faggot.

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>>13376211
>You look into her rectangular pupils

nope

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>>13376211

>> No.13376230

>>13376219
Have you never seen a goat's pupils son?

>> No.13376232

>>13376219
We have girls with black sclera and yellow eyes, which makes them appear soulless. We such and red eyes. We have cat eyes. Monoeyes. Multi eyes. No eyes, and rectangular pupils freak you out?

>> No.13376233

>>13376211
>>13376225
Would you sell your sheep waifu's wool to random perverts on the internet?

>> No.13376237

You can improve any monster by making them undead.

>> No.13376239

>>13376156
I'm actually going to the bar soon to watch a hockey game. I'll still be lurking on my phone, cause fuck people

If Loen happens to be around and considering sketches, Hellhound wearing only a Wild jersey, please?

>> No.13376245

>>13376237
I concur.

>> No.13376247

>>13376237
>cold tits and pussy

No thanks.

>> No.13376249

>>13376211
I'm in bliss.

>> No.13376250

>>13376237
Undead Matango

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>>13376233
I would make homemade sweaters, mittens, scarves, hats, other winter clothes with it. Some for me, some to sell.

>> No.13376258

>>13376237
>>13376245
Necrophiliacs...

>> No.13376261

>>13376135
lame

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>>13376156
fat cat butt
who's the artist that draws her, i forgot the name

>> No.13376267

>>13376264
nekoarashi

>> No.13376273

>>13374808
Something like pikmin, or some other puzzle collecting game I think.
Though Asura's Rat sounds entertaining.

>> No.13376276

>>13376261
Faggot.

Use proper capitalization and punctuation you piece of shit, this isn't MySpace.

>> No.13376277

>>13374808
A RPG Maker game where you play as an Alp

>> No.13376283

>>13376276
A u t i s m .

>> No.13376285

>>13376276
What are you going to do, Kimmo, ban him?

>> No.13376286

>>13376267
thank you
a lot more futa than i expected though

>> No.13376287

>Be knight
>Go off to fight dragon
>You aren't very skilled but your family expects great things of you so you have to do it
>Get to the dragon's lair
>Dragon sees you, attacks
>You're sent flying with it's first strike
>Oh shit, you're really in over your head
>Look for escape, only way out is blocked by the dragon
>Think you are about to die
>Suddenly the dragon turns into a tall, beautiful woman with dragon features
>Expect her to attack
>Instead she pounces, rips off your helm, and starts kissing and sucking on your mouth like you have the last bit of water in the world in there
>Starts roughly ripping off your armor
>Rapes you
>Claims you as her husband
Th-thanks demon lord.

>> No.13376288

>>13376277
And suck all the adventurer dick?

>> No.13376290 [DELETED] 

>>13376287
Then you die of internal bleeding.

>> No.13376291

>>13376287
>Th-thanks demon lord.
Truly, she is a marvelous and just leader.

Long may she reign.

>> No.13376292

>>13376277
>>13376288
There has gotta be a healer slut simulator out there already, right?

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>>13376283
>>13376285

>> No.13376294

>>13376287
>Implying you would be justly roasted to a crispy golden brown like Sir Eglemore

Dragons want powerful husbands to father powerful children.

>> No.13376296

>>13376294
I thought that was Echidnas.

>> No.13376297

>>13376287
Yes, thank the Demon Lord. It was very nice of her to save you, although indirectly.

>> No.13376298
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>>13376292
Sounds interesting.

>> No.13376301

>>13376294
You caught a lucky break. Having just been turned into a semen sucking cutesy dragon waifu, her need for man juice caused her to claim you straight away.

>> No.13376302 [DELETED] 

>>13376296
That's every monster.

>> No.13376303

>>13376296

And Dragons and Salamanders and Lizardmen and Hinezumis and...

>> No.13376304

>>13376294
Do not underestimate the lust of a dragon girl who hasn't mated in centuries, anon.

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>>13376294
You have to consider that monstergirl have varied tastes like we do.

>> No.13376306

>>13376288
Of course.

And there'll be pregnancy, a corruption meter, clothes tearing, battle rape, game over rape, multiple endings, multiple costumes, and any other things I haven't thought of yet but would definitely want in it.

>> No.13376309 [DELETED] 

>>13376287
No thanks, she can fuck off and get someone else.

>> No.13376311

>>13376309
It's cute that you think you have a choice

>> No.13376312

>>13376305
So she killed all the better knights who failed before him as well as loads of peasants, but Sir Spaghettis the Incompetent gets husbandoed. I don't think so Tim.

>> No.13376314
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13376314

>>13374808
I like porn games WITHOUT actual gameplay, because I'm an autistic faggot and if you give me stats to buff then I will spend all my time agonizing over character builds instead of, y'know, fapping. Pic extremely related.

>>13374832
I've never played Bloodlines, but this description sounds kinda fun. A conversation / mystery / relationship-builder game packed with weapons-grade lewd would be acceptable to me.

Or just a VN. Original MGQ was fine.

>>13374854
>Literally Tobihime
Heard rumblings about this on /v/ recently. What actually is it?

>> No.13376315 [DELETED] 

>>13376311
Fuck off.

>> No.13376317

>>13376315
No.

>> No.13376320

>>13376311
Beta please.

>> No.13376322

>>13376312
The implication of the story is that "Sir Spaghetti" happened to be fighting her when the Dark Lord turned all monsters into monster girls.

>> No.13376326 [DELETED] 

>>13376317
I hope someone breaks into your home and shoots you in the dick.

>> No.13376327

>>13376322
There's no such implication because dragons are one of the only monstergirls that can change back to regular monsters whenever the hell they feel like it.

>> No.13376329

>>13376320
>You aren't very skilled but your family expects great things of you so you have to do it

>Look for escape, only way out is blocked by the dragon

Reading comprehension-kun, please.

>> No.13376331

>>13376327
Indeed, it is an oversight on the author's part. But if not the implication, >>13376301 indicates it is the intent.

>> No.13376333

>>13376314
You really should play Boodlines if you're a fan of good writing and atmosphere in games. You should probably just pirate it, because otherwise you're giving money to Activision

Also there are sexy vampires in it.

>> No.13376337

>>13376326
Not him, and that's a new one, thanks.

>> No.13376340 [DELETED] 

>>13376337
What?

>> No.13376341

>>13376326
It won't happen.

>> No.13376346

>>13376331
There's no way to know if that was the author or not without him saying so. People step in and make up explanations all the time. Hell, we even have people that rewrite the ends of stories because they don't like an author's ending.

>> No.13376349 [DELETED] 

>>13376346
Oh god I remember a few faggots that did that.

>> No.13376350

>>13376340
A new way I've seen hatred expressed.

>> No.13376356

>>13376188
But think of how embarrassed she'd be!
Her shirts stretch out now and she won't have any bras that fit!
You be able to see everything through the fabric and her pooch belly would on display for everyone to see

>> No.13376359

>>13376346
Do you think an incompetent knight is going to be sent to slay a creature that is more interested in sex than anything else?

>> No.13376361 [DELETED] 

Reminder that you can't beat a monster girl and that you might as well just give up the moment you see one.

>> No.13376362

>>13376346
That could be the author for all we know? I dunno, nobody's confirmed or denied it.

>Rewrite the ends of stories
Never done that with things that actually had an ending. I have however, taken ideas that were supposed to be grimdark, and written vanilla with them.

>> No.13376366 [DELETED] 

>>13376362
Go fuck yourself, your types are the worst of the bunch.

>> No.13376369

>>13376361
Pfft, I'm gonna grind these rats for exp and you can''t stop me.

>> No.13376371

>>13376359
Makes more sense than sending him to die.

>> No.13376372

>>13376346
>Hell, we even have people that rewrite the ends of stories because they don't like an author's ending.
And that's wrong because...? This is what you get for working on a setting that promotes this kind of behavior.

>> No.13376373

>>13376359
Maybe that's the point? They know you'd fuck up actually fighting her and are actually sending you in hopes of making you her husband and winning over her favor.

>> No.13376376

>>13376369
>Not grinding them for humanity

>> No.13376379 [DELETED] 

>>13376369
Too bad anon, they'll always be more powerful than you.

>> No.13376383

>Write greentext story
>Cause shitstorm

For anyone that cares, the person who said the Dark Lord changed monsters to girls during the fight was correct.

>> No.13376386

>>13376379
What if I use a hex editor to jack my level up to 999 and give myself like, infinity stat booster items because I'm tired of grinding?

>> No.13376390

>>13376372
>MGE is literally set up as a DnD Monster Manual parody
>And is subsequently built the same for people to use the material as inspiration for their own stories

>Thinking that has anything to do with being so butthurt over someone else's story that you have to go try and change it.
No manners at all.

>> No.13376396 [DELETED] 

>>13376386
You're only going to chase one off at best.

>> No.13376399

>>13376366
Now normally, someone might say something like "Fight me faggot".

Instead I'll ask, "Do you want a hug?"

>> No.13376400

>>13376390
I figured it was closer to dragon quest than DnD

>> No.13376401

>>13376390
MGE's motto is "if it helps you get off then do it".

>> No.13376403

>>13376379
Tell that to the three lilims I I have mounted on my wall.

Lv1 sword, no shield. Git gud scrub.

>> No.13376406

>>13376383
Hey buddy. Your lack of descriptive skills caused this. Git gud before trying again.

>> No.13376411

Did that guy finish the story about the spider with daddy issues, or was that the end.

>> No.13376412 [DELETED] 

>>13376403
Have fun with the Betas always coming around and bitching a storm.

>> No.13376415

>>13376406
If we weren't arguing about that, we'd be arguing about something else. At least this argument actually involved monstergirls.

>> No.13376417

>>13376383
It wouldn't be the first time.

>> No.13376418

>>13376411
What one?

>> No.13376419

>>13376401
And DnD's motto is "Just have fun." That doesn't mean "Be a dick."

>> No.13376424

>>13376412
>valuing the opinions of muh invincible monsterfags

Become proficient and use their tears to level up.

>> No.13376425

>>13376418
The one last thread. The one with the spider how lived in the guy's attic.

>> No.13376426

>>13376411
I think he said he'd post one last bit, then never posted it after people complained about how random the daddy issues and stuff was.

>> No.13376428

>>13376403
>Wanting to kill nice girls
For what reason?

>> No.13376429

>>13376425
Ah, no idea

>>13376424
>You will never have some monster girl NEETs kidnap you from a gaming convention and rape you in their basement.

>> No.13376432

>>13376419
> That doesn't mean "Be a dick."
This guy clearly does not know how to have fun

>> No.13376433

>>13376424

>Needing to lv up

Im gonna do a lv 1 run through the entire MGE

>> No.13376434

>>13376418
Last thread, a greentext I should say, guy inherits, I think, a house, spooky shit happens, thinks it's haunted, turns out it was an arachne living there, daughter of the last owner. More shit happens, I want your dick, she calls him Daddy during.

>> No.13376435

>>13376432
>Being thatguy

>> No.13376440

So, Gandharvas can stop entire battles with their music. Would theier music even be able to reach modern soldiers' ears beneath all the gunshots, explosions, bombing runs and screaming?

>> No.13376442

>>13376411
Are you talking about PRW's Ushi-loli that did the spider mating dance for her neighbour?

>> No.13376443 [DELETED] 

I want to jam my sword into the screaming face of a human boy who's getting sucked off by a succubus, the blood splattering on her face while he dies instantly, and has one final look of happiness on his face as I release him from his life of slavery of lust.

>> No.13376444

>>13376434
Ovaries got one negative comment and imploded in on himself like a neutron star.
TL;DR: no

>> No.13376445

>>13376426
Shame.

>>13376429
No I will not, cause I'll be doing the raping.

>>13376433
You're a braver man than I am.

>> No.13376446 [DELETED] 

>>13376424
Well they're doing something right seeing how every story now are just different flavors of femdom.

You either get light "equal" femdom or near bitchboy levels of femdom.

>> No.13376452

>>13376440
It's magic music. Yes.

>> No.13376453

>>13376443

nobody WANTS to do that you only do it if its necessary.

>> No.13376461

>>13376442
Different story.

>>13376444
What a pussy.

>> No.13376462

>>13376452
It can surpass even .50 BMG barrages? Even BRRRT?

>> No.13376465

>>13376445
>Human Boys
>Raping
HAH! Next you'll tell me they play video games.

>> No.13376466

>>13376446
So write your own shit, it's what I do.

>> No.13376469

>>13376462

>Implying you can stop BRRRRT

they would be mincemeat anyway magic music isent gonna stop shit

>> No.13376473

>>13376465
Don't you know human boys play videogames to curb their rape urges? Doesn't always work though.

>> No.13376476 [DELETED] 

>>13376466
No thanks, I'd rather not be used as a scapegoat by this thread

>> No.13376480

>>13376469
>mincemeat

C'MAAAWN BOY

GO HOME TO MOMMY

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

>> No.13376494

>>13376473
>Don't you know human boys play videogames to curb their rape urges?
Just like monstergirls!

>> No.13376495

>>13376476
I don't see how. Just don't take a name if you're so afraid, write what you like, those who like it, do, those that don't can eat a dick.

>> No.13376500

>>13376494
Now that's horseshit.

>> No.13376501

>>13376446
>every story now are just different flavors of femdom
I don't see it. All we've had lately were boring, overdone inverted personalities.

>> No.13376505

>>13376428
>not killing megacunts who think they can do whatever they want to you

Why ever not?

>> No.13376512 [DELETED] 

>>13376495
No thanks.

>> No.13376514

>>13376505
Have you tried using your words to tell them that you don't like what they're doing? After all, they really do want everyone to be happy.

>> No.13376516

>>13376512
Suit yourself.

>> No.13376519 [DELETED] 

>>13376514
Fuck off, they just want dick.

>> No.13376520 [DELETED] 

I want a bath made out of succuslut blood.

>> No.13376522

>>13376514
Traitor faggot pls.

>> No.13376524

>>13376516
I always put on a suit by myself, because I'm a big boy.

>> No.13376525

>>13376520
After being transformed into a Vampiric Incubus, I want to share a bath with my Vampire Waifu, filled with the blood of human girl paladins foolish enough to attack our castle.

>> No.13376527

>>13376519
So? What's wrong with them getting it? It's not like it'll hurt anyone if they get dicked.

>> No.13376530

>>13376250
Wight Matango

>> No.13376535 [DELETED] 

God I hate you people.

>> No.13376540

>>13376514
They're like those annoying fags that just won't take no for answer or cannot believe you don't like something.

>Look Derulla, choice is an important thing. Who to marry, and when and how many kids to have and how to raise them. I'm just saying I want more from life than just fucking the first monster that crosses my path continually until I die.

>WELL HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T TRY IT FOR A CENTURY OR THREE?

>> No.13376541

>>13376535
But I love you, anon.
Die a lonely death.

>> No.13376542

>>13376535
Why won't you let me love you?

>> No.13376544

>>13376535
Shrug.gif

>> No.13376546

>>13376473
>Don't you know human boys play videogames to curb their rape urges?
>MGC established, nobody has time to play videogames because they have to fuck
>humans notice that for some reason they just start wanting to rape, burn, pillage and retake clay
>the sex just isn't good enough because it's not someone else's peasant women, the city just isn't good enough because it hasn't been razed or firebombed and rebuilt yet, the clay just isn't enough
>don't even know who stole their clay but must have all they clay back
>MUST CHIMP OUT, MUST HAVE CLAY
>the city burns down to the ground after complete anarchy erupts

>> No.13376547
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>>13376535
thats ok i hate me to

>> No.13376549

>>13376520
That sounds like it's going to turn into some sort of Blood Slime and then rape you

>> No.13376551 [DELETED] 

>>13376541
You first faggot.

>> No.13376552

>>13376540
This.

>> No.13376553
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>>13376525
>Not turning them into vampires
You disgust me

>> No.13376554

>>13376535
I want to sweep a grumpy Alp up into a bear hug as she flails about desperately and yells at me to fuck off!

>> No.13376555 [DELETED] 

>>13376549
Good, I can purge something while bathing. Sounds like a good deal to me.

>> No.13376558

>>13376530
You know the worst part of that is that she started as a sexy leggy Wight which got a Matango infection that's eaten away her brain.

>> No.13376563

>>13376558
Matangos can't infect other monstergirls though.

>> No.13376570

>>13376527
Tell that to the villagers who had their homes razed to the ground because some faggot had to take in a monster. Or to the livelyhoods of hundreds of people because the kingdoms they traded with were turned into demon realms and now they just sell sex stuff.

>> No.13376571

>>13376555
Try to do that when she's hugging you tightly

>> No.13376574

>>13376563
If there's a matango variety that can't parasitize anything and one that parasitizes human girls, it's not a stretch to imagine a variety that parasitizes monster girls. The no-parasite one is halfway there already with the way the spores affect the monster brains.

This is why they all need to burn.

>> No.13376575

>>13376558
see >>13376563
It would be a Zombie Matango that leveled up from constant dickings

>> No.13376578

>>13376546
You know what I got from this? That I want to rub my dick on a Kejorou's face.

>> No.13376581 [DELETED] 

>>13376578
Are you retarded or something?

>> No.13376582

>>13376553
I never said we wouldn't.

Just said we'd drain enough blood from them to fill a bath tub.

They'd be so starved afterwards, they'd go on a rampage that would easily destroy all remaining vestiges of their "Humanity".

>> No.13376583

>>13376546
I now have an overwhelming urge to do pottery.

>> No.13376584

>>13376578
I'd go for almost any type of monstergirl.

>> No.13376586

>>13376570
Same thing would of happened with a human army invaded, only more people would be dead. Besides, it's not like they can't adapt and find new things to trade.

>> No.13376588

>>13376239
On the way, more or less I dont like paws, bear with me and my normal hands. Sorry people, only request for today.

>> No.13376591

>>13376583
>Not having the overwhelming urge for gnome clay pussy
>Not claiming her massive tracts of land

>> No.13376594

>>13376581
Are YOU?

>Must have clay

The fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13376599

>>13376583
I have the urge to sneak hathor milk into the fallen god's sacred wine.
but I always have that urge.

>> No.13376600

>>13376584
Even chimera?

>> No.13376601

>>13376588
Not him, but I don't mind.

>> No.13376602

I guess peace will never be an option here.

>> No.13376603 [DELETED] 

>>13376594
I'm not the writer.

I'm just calling you out on being a fucking weirdo.

>> No.13376604

>>13376599
NIGGER I WILL CUT YOU.

>> No.13376605
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>>13376602
nope

>> No.13376608

>>13376600
I'd probably commission the Sabbath for potions that'd make her design less messy.

>> No.13376613

>>13376591
I could mold a gnome vagina with my hands until she is sopping wet and the clay is soft and squishy.

>>13376599
We have to listen to our urges. It's not good bottling them up.

>> No.13376614

>>13376602
Good. A little tension keeps the wits sharp. Strengthens us to become immune to any criticism, no matter how profane.

>> No.13376615

>>13376602
[obligatory bait saying how this wouldn't happen under the demon lord's rule]

>> No.13376617

>>13376604
What?
Your dark priest could use a little extra cushion. Don't you want her to sway her great hips in front of you and wiggle her ass as she asks you for a donation?

>> No.13376618

>>13376603
I'm weird because I want to do sex stuff to a MG? Yep, you're retarded.

>> No.13376622
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>>13376602
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.

>> No.13376623

>>13376615
It's not bait if it's true. I mean really, we'd all be too busy fucking MGs to bitch at each other, right?

>> No.13376628

>>13376613
Last time I did that I emptied three stores of hathor milk, was declared an enemy of the sabbath and ended up with a familiar who downed two gallons of the stuff by herself.
I am legally required to bottle up my urges lest I get put back on the MGC most wanted list again.

>> No.13376629

>>13376623
Nothing is worth our free will.

>> No.13376630

>>13376617
Why do you have to sneak the milk in for that though? You could just ask.

>> No.13376634

>>13376574
How much worse can we make it? Imagine all the demonic energy and spirit energy being passed around by matango infectees giving rise to a new entity that contains the knowledge and sapience of everyone that was last to the matango infection.

A matango lilim.


Too cliche?

>> No.13376635

>>13376617
I like all hat shit, but I doesn't need to be everywhere, you're becoming as bad as Sabbath.

>> No.13376637

>>13376629
>Implying we have that in the first place

>> No.13376639 [DELETED] 

>>13376618
You're weird because you went from a story about razing an city to putting your dick on a monster girls face.

>> No.13376641

>>13376629
Sexy monstergirls are.

>> No.13376642

>>13376623
Anon, even if MGs were real, the general consensus is that we'll still come back here to be angry at everything, MG-related or not.

It's not just a killtime, it's our sworn duty now.

>> No.13376645

>>13376622
WHO THE?
WHY THE?

>> No.13376649

>>13375947
My family hasn't been true royalty in hundreds of years, why is my blood being recognized now?

>> No.13376654 [DELETED] 

Monster girls were a mistake.

>> No.13376658

>>13376623
>Not coming back here to shit talk other people's waifus

>> No.13376661

>>13376637
I'm NOT gonna start a philosophical discussion.

BUT, there is still a certain level of entropy in our lives. I don't want it to be even lower.

>> No.13376663

>>13376629

What is free will? Does free will even exist? Would you be able to tell the difference?

>> No.13376664

>>13376622
I want to touch Priscilla's fluffy tail.

>> No.13376667

>>13376642
Are you kidding me? If monster girls were real I could turn away from this place and only come back to brag about being the Chad Thundercock of monster girls.

>> No.13376669

>>13376654
so was humanity

>> No.13376671

>>13376654
"MGE was a mistake"
- Kenkou Cross, 2015

>> No.13376672

>>13376630
The priestesses and I have differing opinion about how much milk is enough.

>>13376635
Well, if it makes you feel better they only gave me three miles to mess around in and 70% of my work is accepted by my targets (of which 20% is knowing)
In fact, I went to the Rat's Nest and got them nice and healthy for the next week.

>> No.13376673

>>13376639
>he thinks murderboners are solely about murder

Leave the posting to the big boys, if THAT is too weird for you, you don't belong here.

>> No.13376685

>>13376642
I would come back once to brag. That's it.

>> No.13376688

>>13376642
>Get Alped
>Continue to shitpost on /mgt/
>Maybe shitpost a little harder in hopes of being bullied
>Nobody ever notices the difference

>> No.13376689

>>13376641
You're precisely the type of faggot who bitches about 3D but abandons his friends as soon as he gets a girlfriend, you disgust me.

>> No.13376694 [DELETED] 

>>13376642
I'd still be here because no fucking way would I get a MG wife.

Hell I'd probably be the only person on this website.

>> No.13376697

>>13376688
>Claims to be an Alp
>Tits or GTFO!
What do?

>> No.13376702

>>13376689
Joke's on you I have no friends!

>> No.13376704
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>>13376622
>Hey cousin, uhh...
>I got a little excited and broke one of your controllers.
>I'm sorry?

>> No.13376706 [DELETED] 

>>13376689
>Bitches about 3D
>gets a girlfriend
Anon when people say they hate 3dpd, that doesn't mean they still want a girlfriend. It's literally the fucking opposite.

>> No.13376707

>>13376694
No, all the bitter SJW and feminists who have lost to monstergirls would be here to keep you company.

>> No.13376711 [DELETED] 

>>13376707
As I said, I'd be the only person here.

>> No.13376713

>>13376697
>Posts pick
>So flat they call her a boy

>>13376704
Whatever, I have a backup. Just be more careful in the future.

>> No.13376714

>>13376697
Post tits with a timestamp while pouring hathor milk on my chest. Get banned because /jp/ is supposed to be SFW.

>> No.13376718

>>13376697
What tits?

>>13376704
Sell your panties to some perv and pay me back.

>> No.13376727

>>13376711
Well done.

>> No.13376732

>>13376713
>>13376714
>>13376718
Alright then, how about a pic of her spreading her legs and cunt to really prove it?

>> No.13376735

>>13376714
>massive puking cause of disgusting cone tits

>> No.13376742

>>13376732
>"Post op tranny, I've seen my share during my time on 4chan".

Everyone but maybe the /b/tards leave and ask her to shove a live octopus in there.

>> No.13376761

>>13376706
Maybe in some cases, but not all of them.

>> No.13376770

>>13376704
Bend over.

>> No.13376771

>>13376704
I've broken more than my fair share, it's fine.

>> No.13376788

>>13376770
What does that have to do with broken controllers?

>> No.13376789

>>13376761
It's called cognitive dissonance. That's the reason for some really retarded ass shit in the world today.

>> No.13376791 [DELETED] 

>>13376704
You're paying for a new one and you're banned from playing with my stuff for life.

>> No.13376795

>>13376704
Sure, no problem. Not like I play on consoles anymore anyway.

You still owe me a new one, though.

>> No.13376797 [DELETED] 

>>13376795
How's the paid mods thing going on?

>> No.13376799

>>13376704
It's not like I really care.

>> No.13376805 [DELETED] 

>>13376797

Don't let them do this shit. They're trying to literally turn mods into DLC.

>Oh look someone made a community mod that fixes bugs in our game which we should've fixed long ago
>Let's tell him to charge people for it and get 3/4th of the money!

>> No.13376809

>>13376713
>>13376771
>>13376799
>Alright, cool.
>>13376795
>Ok, sure
>>13376718
>Uhh, but I don't wear any?
>>13376770
>Tell me that again and my club goes up your ass.
>>13376791
Wow, harsh, fine whatever.

>> No.13376811 [DELETED] 

>>13376805
They have though.

One of the must needed mods for Skyrim is now hidden behind a paywall.

Ad popups for games are now a thing anon.

>> No.13376812

>>13376809
>I fucked up the last one
God fucking dammit.

>>13376811
This is what third party modding sites are for, like Nexus.

>> No.13376815 [DELETED] 

>>13376812
Like 6000 mods got deleted on that site though.

>> No.13376817

>>13376704
You can pay me with a date.

>> No.13376819

>>13376815
>Like 6000 mods
Yeah, fuck the industry, It's been going downhill for fucking years.

>> No.13376821

>>13376704
What did I say about playing my FromSoft collection? And for playing any of my games above Normal difficulty?

>> No.13376823 [DELETED] 

>>13376821
More like Easy, monster girls are fucking casuals.

>> No.13376828

>>13376809
>Cool
No problem, I'm expecting a few of them to go any day.

>> No.13376858

>>13376823
What if I said I'd marry the first monster girl who beat IWBTG on Impossible difficulty in one life?

>> No.13376867 [DELETED] 

>>13376858
You wouldn't get a monster wife.

>> No.13376870

>>13376858
>IWBTG on Impossible difficulty in one life
I bet there's a fucking Gazer that's beaten Dante Must Die mode.
And with that requirement a Gazer is all you'd get.

>> No.13376871

>>13376858
What is IWBTG?

>> No.13376874

>>13376867
Or he'll get some fat smelly obsessed nerd.

>> No.13376878 [DELETED] 

So people were bitching about the whole Valve making you pay for mods thing, so I thought I would just drop this.

www.change.org/p/valve-remove-the-paid-content-of-the-steam-workshop

>> No.13376880 [DELETED] 

>>13376871
meme game

>> No.13376884

>>13376871

Some sort of bullshit random death game where you have to memorize the level layout exactly through trial and error.

>> No.13376893

>>13376884
So it's nintendo hard. Got cha.

>> No.13376895 [DELETED] 

>>13376878
Why was this post deleted?

>> No.13376898

>>13376895
Off-topic, I guess.

>> No.13376900

>>13376895

Not related to Monstergirls, /v/ spam, take your pick.

>> No.13376904

>>13376870
I'd worship that Gazer though, and eat her out while she tries to 1cc Dodonpachi

>> No.13376906
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Reminder that Schizanthus will not be continued

>> No.13376907

>>13376900
It's strange how the jannies will delete a single post and then ignore threads full of shitposting.
I guess this shows they really don't give a fuck.

>> No.13376916
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>>13376906

>> No.13376917

>>13376907
It's probably automated. It is a link, after all.

>>13376906
It hurts.

>> No.13376918

>>13376906
Fuck.

>> No.13376921

>>13376906
She deserves healing she will never receive.

>> No.13376930

>>13376906
It's okay but blind man and bat skeletor aren't even the best zton doujin. I don't even know where the collective hard on for it comes from except maybe that everyone got denied some hardcore action.

>> No.13376942

>>13376930
It's like JFK.
It wasn't the best, and probably was going to wind up terrible.
But the fact that it was cut off before its time and was good to look at while it was around makes it a great thing that people love.
Myself included.

>> No.13376946

>>13376788
>Give her The Look
>Walk towards her and undo her sash and take of her kimono faster than Raijin
>She gasps and actually covers up asking what you're doing
>Begin to struggle with her, holding her arms and pushing her to the wall
>She looks up at you, then quickly down as she feels your rageboner poking her belly
>She quiets down
>Get on your knees and shove your face in her crotch, taking in her female scent, and nuzzling her pussy
>Pull down her panties with your teeth, and begin jerking off with them
>You guide her legs so she mounts you, and stand, giving her nowhere to run as you eat her out, she stifling her moans
>Keep going until she cums, taking her juices in your welcoming mouth, her orgasm triggering your own, soaking her panties through with your semen
>Walk toward the bed, she holding on to your head, until you dump her there, quite abruptly
>Tell her to get on all four, giving her rump a good hard squeeze and a smack when she does
>Get behind and line your cock with her entrance, you could swear you hear her give the faintest "no"
>Stuff her semen coated panties in her mouth
>Thrust your manhood into her in one go, making her whole body tense up, then go limp, falling under her own weight
>The crimson of her maindenhead oozes down her thighs as you pound away without a care, using her hair as reins to force her into position
>Your thrusting becomes faster and faster, until you release your load inside her
>Panting on top of her, you whisper in her ear, "we're even"

>> No.13376954

>>13376946
>taking her juices in your welcoming mouth
>Drinking urine
Lost my partial right then and there

>> No.13376968

>>13376946
My Boner is Diamonds.

This was great.

>> No.13376971

>>13376946
>reward her with sex for breaking your controller
I'm not following your logic.

>> No.13376972

>>13376946
>A few weeks later, returning home, you find your front door unlocked
>You look around the house, grabbing your trusty bat from a nearby closet, nothing seems missing, no signs of life, but better safe than sorry
>You make your way from room to room, homing into the sound coming from yours
>You kick open the door, and find your oni cousin laying on your bed, facing away from you
>Naked
>She slowly turns over, and with the most innocent voice she can muster she says, "cuz, it happened again"
>She takes out your remaining controller from behind her
>It's broken
>Looking you dead in the face, she gets on her back and opens her legs, parting her lower lips
>"Guess you'll have to punish me again, won't you?"
>You took her black cherry that time

>> No.13376973

>>13376954
inb4
>its not urine, anon

>> No.13376974
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13376974

why can't she hold all these daughterus?

>> No.13376976

>>13376942
Fuck JFK. He gets all the credit for space and civil rights and leaves Nixon and Johnson with nothing but watergate and vietnam.

But you have a good point. It's why I'm glad no nutjob got Obama in his first term. He would have been JFK 2.0.

>> No.13376977

>>13376974
>that smug one on her leg

>> No.13376979

>>13376971
Do you have no concept of give and take? You never lent your vidya to friends, they giving you one of their games as collateral should something undesirable happen?

>> No.13376980 [DELETED] 

>>13376974
Cause I'm about to roast them alive.

>> No.13376981

>>13376704
Cousin? Do I know you?

>> No.13376982

>>13376976
>tfw Johnson was a substantial president
>the only thing people remember is muh veetnom

>> No.13376983

>>13373700
>>13373702
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3C0s3wuN4

>> No.13376992 [DELETED] 

>>13373700
>>13373702
Oh great, more loli shit.

Are you anons ready for more biased bullshit from KC?

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crayon please come back

>> No.13376998 [DELETED] 

>>13376976
>YFW Hillary is JFK 2.0 but with more "Muh strong independent womyn!"

>> No.13377001

>>13376992
>loli
>tits
Lets wait for the translation anon.
>>13376998
I will never let that happen, I'd rather burn this whole country than have that bitch be respected or seen as good in anyway.

>> No.13377003

>>13376992
Can't be as bad as the succubus praise

>> No.13377004

>>13376992
He hadn't done a loli in forever. What are you complaining about?

>> No.13377005

>>13376992
He's a fucking Lolicon, what do you expect.

>> No.13377011

>>13377003
What?

>> No.13377012

>not want to fill little girls with your cock
the fuck is wrong with you people? bunch of faggots

>> No.13377014 [DELETED] 

>>13377005
Unbiased views in a fucking waifu setting?

>> No.13377015

Based on Local fauna, what kind of Monster Girl's would live nearby you.

>> No.13377016

>>13377011
in mge succubi didn' do nuffin and are all good girls the monster lord's husband says it's the fault of humanity and the gods monsters rape and the demon lord needs more men fo' her programs.

>> No.13377017
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What'cha doing peaceful inhabitants of MG general?

>> No.13377018

>>13377015
Holstaurs. Lots and lots and LOTS of holstaurs. P'orcs. Cockatrices. Werecats/dogs.

>> No.13377019

>>13377014
>Talking about the guy who made the brainwashing Loli death machines have the best vaginas in the canon.

>> No.13377020

>>13377015
Magpies, possums, and koalas are like the only thing here

>> No.13377021

>>13377014
It's like you don't even know lilims are KC's favorite monster girls

>> No.13377022

>>13377015
Deers I guess.
I have no idea what the hell lives in Connecticut.

>> No.13377023

>>13377021
>KC's favourite
>not baphomet

>> No.13377024
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Would you love your waifu even if she took her alternate form quite often?

>> No.13377028 [DELETED] 

>>13377015
Deer, Wolf Spider girls, Bear girls, Squirrel girls, and Cougar girls.

>>13377024
Fuck no.

>> No.13377029

>>13377016
Ah.

So succubi are niggers to you?

>> No.13377030

>>13377024
>Alternate form
A vampire bat?
Sure, hell it would be cute as hell to have her hang off of me as I walked around.
Just so long as she was in her human form around the house and whatnot.

>> No.13377031

>>13377015
Werecats and Harpies, and up in Loveland there'd be frog girls.

>> No.13377035

>>13377024
>pic
Jesus.
Not during sex at least? Still, unless she's a dragon, I'd likely ask her to refrain when it's not necessary.

>> No.13377037

>>13377015
Lots of desert brush creatures: Lizard girls, Squirrel girls, Mountain Lion girls, Hawk girls, etc.

>> No.13377038

>>13377015
I'm in a city, so tiny harpies, buggirls, giant mice,squirrelgirls, and doggirls and catgirls.

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>>13377024

I wouldn't an Oni thats for sure.

>> No.13377043

>>13377035
>she can't control her form during orgasm and turns over every time

>> No.13377047

>>13377024
Would it be like the first episode of Kemonozume during sex?

>> No.13377048

>>13377043
No. Bad. Orgasm denial for you.

>> No.13377050

>>13377011
>>13377016
They are canonically 11/10s at everything when your waifu is only 10/10 at a few things unless she's a Baphomet

>> No.13377052

>>13376996
>Nyan, stick figure covered in mouse girls
>Average, a stick figure fucking a nightmare with "Front Pussy" written above it

>> No.13377053

>>13377024
my waifu's a bunch of binary code

>> No.13377055
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13377055

Testing out new setup.

Give me something to practice coloring/recoloring.

>> No.13377057
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>>13377055

>> No.13377058

>>13377001
Too bad, women will vote for her en masse because she's a woman and a democrat.
The worst part is that any opposition to the idea of Hillary winning is met with :Oh so you just hate women?"

Keeping it on topic, if Hillary was a monster girl, which one would she be?
Hard mode, no Matango or Tanuki.

>> No.13377059

>>13377015
>>13377018
This.

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>>13377055

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>>13377055

>> No.13377062

>>13377024
Depends on when and why. That shit ain't flyin' during sex.

>> No.13377064

>>13377024
I guess.

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>>13377055

>> No.13377067

>>13377055
I have nothing for you to color, I can give some criticism though. The highlights in the hair could be a bit smaller and solid.

>> No.13377068

>>13377024
She wouldn't because we couldn't cuddle

>> No.13377069

>>13377060
Oh fuck here comes that bullshit again.

>> No.13377071

>>13377058
Zombie.

>> No.13377072 [DELETED] 

>>13377058
Lilim

>> No.13377075

>>13376992
Not Loli.

Shortstack.
Like Hestia.

>> No.13377076
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>>13377055
Please.

>> No.13377078 [DELETED] 

>>13377058

Akaname, because her mouth is full of shit

>> No.13377079

>>13377058
>no Matango
Devil Bug

>> No.13377080

>>13377072
Lilims are sexy, powerful and kind. It doesn't fit Hilary.

>> No.13377081

>>13377015
Besides the obvious ones (werecats, werewolves)... onis, orcs, holstaurs, harpies, mermaids, elves, amazons, sahuagins, fairies, dryads, etc.

>> No.13377082

>>13377024
>Alp Waifu now sits on my chest when I sleep and wakes me up constantly
>Also she looks like a gremlin

Forget bullying, I'm just going to slap her shit until she stops.

>> No.13377083

>>13377015
I've seen squirrels, rabbits, deer, groundhogs, skunks, woodpeckers, ducks, canadian geese, turkeys, box turtles, cotton mouth snakes, garter snakes, some species of really tiny frog, crawdads, black bears, lizards, and a few species of freshwater fish.

>> No.13377084 [DELETED] 

>>13377080
>sexy
>kind

My sides

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>>13377055

>> No.13377091

>>13377084
Compared to Hilary. At least Lilims want to make others happy.

>> No.13377092

>>13377084
They DO do what they think is ultimately best for people, or at least most fun.

>> No.13377093 [DELETED] 

>>13377084
Fuck you, I want to be a Lilim's fanboy, don't you dare compare the cool and powerful Lilims to that fucking Hillary.

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>>13377024

Of course.

Of course my waifus alternate form is actually a separate entity, but I'd take both of her and cuddle the shit out of her in a two person three way.

>> No.13377095

>>13377084
>lilim
>not sexy
What are you, an alp?

>> No.13377097 [DELETED] 

>>13377092
>ultimately best for people, or at least most fun.

MY SIDES

>> No.13377098

LILIMS. ARE. SHIT.

>> No.13377099
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13377099

>>13376239

>> No.13377102

>>13377098
I agree.

>> No.13377103

>>13377099

Is that a tail or a really fucking big bush?

>> No.13377104

>>13377098
NO U

>> No.13377106

>>13377099
Everybody shut up, Loen is being based again.

>> No.13377108 [DELETED] 

>>13377099
Holy Shit Loen really is back

He's back!

He's back!

Commissions when?

>> No.13377110 [DELETED] 

>>13377099
Oh wow that's bad.

>> No.13377111

>>13377099
>Hockey stick
Is that the Minnesota wild on that jersey?

>> No.13377112

>>13377099
Fuck Minnesota. Love the art, but change the jersey please.
yes I'm still salty from those fuckers knocking out the Avalanche last year

>> No.13377114 [DELETED] 

>>13377111
Yes.

Loen from Minnesota confirmed

>> No.13377115
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>>13377098
Lilims are love! I want a Lilim for president!

>> No.13377116

>>13377099
It looks like her feet are backwards.

>> No.13377119

>>13377114
Red Wings are where it's at.

>> No.13377120

>>13377108
You're a little late, he's been back for a few days.

>> No.13377121

>>13377099
Based Loen being based.

I kind of want to ask for something awesome, like an Anubis dressed like a mechanic, wiping oil from her brow.

>> No.13377123 [DELETED] 

>>13377119
I hate hockey.

>> No.13377124

>>13377099
Pretty mediocre.

>> No.13377125

>>13377111
I have no idea, someone said "Wild jersay" and googled that.

>>13377116
I know, cant make them look any better, but oh well.

>> No.13377126

>>13377099
Just something about them eyes man, they make me want to try and like Hellhounds.
That or I just want to slip underneath her jersey and cuddle with her while we both wear it, that's something I want to do with any MG really.

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>>13377099
Man it must be hard as fuck for MG's with tails to shop.

You'd need some ultra special niche shop for it or just go out regular shopping then come home and chop holes in the back, which might end up looking atrocious for MG's who aren't good at that type of stuff.

>> No.13377131

>>13377111
>>13377112
>>13377114
Did any of you read the post he linked?

>> No.13377132
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>>13377024
>Dragon
>get to fly around on her back and go adventuring
>turns back to humanoid form after a hard days work for cuddling and possibly consensual sex
I would be ok with this

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>>13377060
Just. Stop.

>> No.13377136

>>13377131
Well no,
Technically I'm still right though.

>> No.13377139

>>13377134
>>13377060
Are you seriously going to try and fucking start this again?
Don't waste images on this stupid shit, it wasn't even that funny the first time.

>> No.13377140 [DELETED] 

>>13377134
But smug mari is the perfect shitpost image. Post something normal, like saying human boys belong in the kitchen, include the image, and watch all the white knights and HFY rush to "but muh human ingenuity!"

>> No.13377144 [DELETED] 

>>13377140
I hate that you exist.

Why were you born?

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>>13377144
To test your abilities

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>>13377098
Lilim a cute

>> No.13377161 [DELETED] 

>>13377160
I want a Lilim to put a collar on me and claim me as hers!

>> No.13377162

>>13377144
You're in hell. We're demons meant to torment you. The worst part is that all you have to do to escape this is walk away. But you won't. Because you're a masochist.

>> No.13377164

>>13377098
I want the chubby NEET lilim who thinks true love is dead because she can charm guys without even trying so she spends her days shitposting on the internet and lazing about in sweatpants and a jersey.

>> No.13377165

>>13377140
>making no-fun autists go nuts
You're a not the best person to ever exist. But pretty close.

>> No.13377166

The idea of using fairies as onaholes is fucking hot.

>> No.13377174

>>13377166
What about the idea of using them as condoms?

>> No.13377178

>>13377166
>not using kesaran pasaran

>> No.13377179 [DELETED] 

>>13377165
Both sides are fucking stupid, especially you.

I hate you anon.

>> No.13377181

>>13377140
>watch all the white knights and HFY rush to "but muh human ingenuity!"
>being autistic enough to take any HFY posts seriously

Seriously?

Even then,
>intentionally starting shit

>> No.13377182 [DELETED] 

>>13377179
But that's the beauty anon! Your hate fuels me! You can want me dead, and I can't help but love you for all the laughter you provide, all the twisted joy! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

>> No.13377187 [DELETED] 

>>13377182
If I could I would fucking murder your waifu.

If you don't have one I will make you have one and murder her.

>> No.13377188 [DELETED] 

>>13377182
This is what a Sadistic Alp would be like. Would it be possible to go Alp getting off to making another man miserable and bullying them?

>> No.13377189

>>13377166
>At the end of it she's just a cum filled balloon, moaning in orgasmic pleasure as she tries to keep your seed in.
Would be nice, if a little dirty.

>> No.13377195

>>13377187
Well I wish that you find your waifu and love her so you're not so grumpy.

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>> No.13377197 [DELETED] 

>>13377195
I hope you never have your wishes fulfilled

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>>13377181
>there are absolutely no genuine HFY folks here
Still truth on starting shit part.

>> No.13377200 [DELETED] 

>>13377197
What if you're my wish

>> No.13377203

>>13377197
Meanie!

>> No.13377205 [DELETED] 

>>13377199
>>13377181
>He already forgot fareunwell

>> No.13377206 [DELETED] 

>>13377200
I'll have to kill you.

>> No.13377208

>>13377166
I'd rather have her open her little mouth an d blast her, knocking her on her ass and watch her struggle to get all that cum down.

>> No.13377217

>>13377189
>You will never cum inside a fairy and then quickly use a piece of tape to seal her crotch up and keep all of your seed in
>You will never do this again with a handful of other fairies
>You will never have a collection of fairy sperm berries that you can roll around in your fingers

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>>13377205
I won't let them forget.

>> No.13377229

>>13377224
Good god that guy is a colossal faggot.

>> No.13377232

>>13377229
That he is, friend. That he is.

>> No.13377233 [DELETED] 

>>13377229
Still better than about 40% or so of the posters in this thread.

>> No.13377239

>>13377233
When are you going to say fare unwell?

>> No.13377243

>>13377224
>MGU
Don't remember them being like THAT, though.

>>13377229
>unironic paladin
Welp.

>> No.13377245

>>13377224
Is that heroanon?

>> No.13377250

>>13377245
That's much older.

Ka is a wheel my friend.

>> No.13377254

>>13377245
Heroanon is just that guy with shitty MS Paint graphics.

>> No.13377255

>>13377245
He's just as whiny.

>> No.13377258

>>13377243
>>unironic paladin
Nah, more like unwanted shitposter.
If he was a Paladin he would have tried to call a crusade against these threads with his other Paladin buddies.
That was more like a disgruntled villager shouting at the demon lords castle while waving a pitchfork.

>> No.13377259 [DELETED] 

>>13377254
And they were still right.

He was more like the Quentin of these threads.

>> No.13377261

>>13377024
Of course. That's how we go into combat.

>> No.13377263

>>13377250
Please don't remind me of the Dark Tower series. So much potential dashed at the end.

>> No.13377264

>>13377245
Heroanon's the guy with the cool drawings.

>> No.13377270

>>13377259
>Quentin
>Right

>> No.13377274

>>13377263
>Ever expecting a decent ending from King
>Ever expecting a decent second half of the series after the atrocity that was Wizard and Glass
The Wind Through the Keyhole was good though because it was what he excels at, pieces of a journey.

>> No.13377275 [DELETED] 

>>13377270
How was he wrong? He had well constructed arguments in all his posts, not to mention great tastes in classic literature.

>> No.13377278

>>13377243
Well he isn't exactly the only person who thinks that MGs being uber powered and raping everything isn't right if half these threads are to be believed.
Though I think that most would advocate for an EMG styled coexistence setting rather than a reverse of the current one.

>> No.13377281

>>13377224
I was in that thread. I'm still 70% certain he was just bullshitting for the hell of it. It's kind of funny when you look at it that way.

>> No.13377283

>>13377274
I expected a decent ending on his life's work. He engaged me for six and a half novels and destroyed it all in the end. The Wizard and the Glass was weak but not terrible.

>> No.13377293

>>13377281
I was in that thread too. I didn't believe for a second that guy was real. It's hard enough to swallow the tumblerite "You're not welcoming to everyone equally. Why is everyone so hostile to my unwanted fetishes?" people that pop up.

>> No.13377300

>>13377283
The only thing decent about Wizard and Glass was the present tense scenes of the journey and the final gun battle of the flashback. It was not worth the slog of how thick he made it in the least.

Then not-Samurai 7 was slow as hell. Then Susannah was interesting if weird. Then the last part of the Dark Tower was just one long disappointment starting at the castle of the Crimson King.

>> No.13377309

>>13377293
I dunno man, the preachy self-righteousness they have seems genuine. Or they're just high level trolls.

>> No.13377314

>>13377309
>People being preachy and self-righteous
>On 4chan
>In these threads
Anon, pls.

>> No.13377315

Thread relevant
Wolf-girl /ss/
Don't mind the first page, it's not what it looks
like
http://exhentai.org/g/808278/a76e17e814/

>> No.13377317
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13377317

>>13377055
tohka from date a live as wurm >>13374328
or this

>> No.13377322

>>13377099
>>13375586

>> No.13377323

>>13377300
The only things I found damning were the spoilers here: killing of every major character except Roland, the meeting of the author with the main character just to provide some schizophrenic closure on whether or not the characters he create are real, and the ending. The ending obviously taking the cake.

>> No.13377327

>>13377314
Just scroll to the start of the thread, Anon. Look for the guy trying to discuss open relationships and swinging.
He comes off as preachy and self-righteous to me, especially when people start telling him to fuck off.

Spoilered for I don't want to start this shit up again, just giving an example.

>> No.13377328

>>13377015
Excluding pets, shark girls, mermaids, and perhaps some lamia and crocodile grills.

>> No.13377331

>>13377315
I don't know how I fucked up the spoilers that bad.

>> No.13377337

>>13377217
>They follow you around, their flight unsteady due to their changed center of gravity
>they giggle when you snatch them from the air and roll them in the palm of your hand.
>They squish slightly when you lightly squeeze them

>> No.13377338

>>13377317
Keep in mind when you're asking people to color something to post something with the lines of the drawing finished.

It's important, because when they're coloring a sketch or drawing, they have to be able to distinguish certain parts of the figure where color should be applied properly.

>> No.13377339 [DELETED] 

>Board plane
>You're the only male on it
>The rest of the passengers are Monster Girl lonely older women, onee-sans, and MILFs
>You take a deep breath as you take the back seat and close your eyes, bracing for whats to come
>Cakes on a plane

>> No.13377342

>>13377338
The guy is being a dick because both of those have already been colored anyway.

>> No.13377343 [DELETED] 

>>13377339
Oh fuck off.

>> No.13377345

>>13377343
Not him but I found it kinda clever.

>> No.13377346

>>13377337
Something shouldn't be so disgusting and disturbing and cute all at the same time.

>> No.13377349

>>13377342
I have never seen them, and IIRC the Tohka one has never been finished in the several attempts

>> No.13377353

>>13377315
Japan seems quite taken with these "Save an animal, they'll return as a cute waifu for you" stories, aren't they?

It's a good story.

>> No.13377356

>>13377346
>Replace tape with waterproof version.
>Take bath with little cum balloon fairies floating in the water.
>They are all bobbing and swimming around like they are in an ocean, a few are just simply floating, relaxing in the warm waters.
>Have to fish one out every now and then as the heat gets to her and she falls asleep.
>Eventually go to bed with all of them snoring around you, a few cuddling your fingers as they sleep.
>They all have a dopey smile on their face as they dream of "Refill day", the day you take the tape off and pump them up again.

>> No.13377361

>>13377353
It's one of their historical myths. Kind of like one of Aesop's fables, just not as old.

>> No.13377363

>>13377339
>you'll never feel the comforting embrace of a mature, loving Dragon girl
fuck you kami

>> No.13377365

>>13377361
Yeah, kinda figured. It's a good fable to be sure.

>Rescue a gecko
>Next day, harem of little lizard girls show up at your door

>> No.13377368

>>13377356
Cutelewd. Who knew?

>> No.13377370

Spaghetti Western Cowboy going on cowboy adventures with Native-American Wolfu sidekick?

>> No.13377371

Night everyone,
Stay cool and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.13377375

>>13377371
Pleasant dreams.

>> No.13377376

>>13377370
You mean like a cowboy version of spice and wolf?

>> No.13377378 [DELETED] 

>>13377365
Thank god I'm ugly, don't have to worry about that shit.

>> No.13377380

>>13377356
It worries me that I can read something like this and think 'kind of want'.

This thread is pushing me further into depravity every day.

>> No.13377387

>>13377376
In hindsight, pretty much. I'm a dummy.

>> No.13377388

>>13377368
>>13377380

>Need to hit the gym, your muscles scream for improvement.
>Cum fairies travel with you despite the fact that they don't lift.
>While you are lifting, they spend the whole time cheering you on, acting as a miniature pep squad while you lift.
>One of them even made little pompoms for the occasion.
>For the final set before cardio you do some curls, all the balloon fairies going "oooh" and "aaaah" with each curl.
>For a joke you grab to of them and curl them, letting out over exaggerated grunts while they giggle in your hands.
>End up having to do around three more sets for the rest of them who want a turn.
>Shower time involves them trying to help clean you until two decide to start licking your member, the rest joining in until your erupt, dying them white.
>Shower takes a little longer than normal because of this.

>> No.13377391

>>13377217
>>13377337
>>13377356
How long could she keep the jizz in there without getting some sort of weird infection?
Would she absorb some of it and empty out with time? How would the tape stay in place?
Jizz is a liquid and eventually the tape would lose its effectiveness.
How would she pee?

Come on now anons, think of the science. That being said, I can only get so erect.

>> No.13377392

>>13377380
See anon, everything is ok! Just unlock this chain and let me out now...

>> No.13377393

>>13377388
>miniature pep squad
>one even made pom poms

My heart.

>> No.13377395

>>13377391
Think of the catgirls faggot.

>> No.13377398

>>13377391
Mamano Mana
Absorbtion, Sabbath Brand Lewd tape or Anon eats a bunch of sticky mushrooms so it stays.
As for the final thing, there's a reason why they have refill day.

>> No.13377401

>>13377378
>Implying attractiveness matters
>When they adore and want to repay you for saving their life

>> No.13377403

>>13377391
Yeah, and what happens if they get pregnant? Fairies can make babies with people in the MGE universe right?

>> No.13377405 [DELETED] 

>>13377401
>Thinking attractiveness doesn't matter

>> No.13377415

>>13377403
>watching your little balloon harem dwindle as the fairies become pregnant and are no longer able to be jizz carriers
Not too good of a feel.

>> No.13377429

>>13377415
>No longer swollen with cum
>Now swollen with life
>Not good
Anon I got your test results back. I'm afraid your bad taste is terminal.

>> No.13377431

>>13377429
well RIP me then.

>> No.13377439

>>13373702
Anubshit getting BTFO
Aesthetically the best Middle Eastern monster girl as of today.

>> No.13377440

>>13377393
>>13377391
>Spring is here, that means chores outdoors.
>While you are not terribly enthusiastic about it, the girls love the sun and the singing birds.
>Today you need to mow the lawn and water the plants.
>It's sunny so you won't need to worry it being too cold, all of you wearing shorts and T-shrits, although for the fairies it barely cover's half of the "cum tank" they carry.
>Everyone is on task at first, the girls all singing as they carry little water pails and water the plants.
>Eventually a few get distracted and either chase after butterflies, their center of balance shot from your "gift" to them, and a few other's are napping on little towels, which are really just strips of cloth, as they sun themselves.
>Eventually you need to mow it, taking off your shirt to get some extra vitamin D.
>That get's everyone's attention, all of them smiling and whispering to each other as you get started.
>Start getting a little hot and feeling the heat getting to you.
>Just as it gets a little uncomfortable, a few girls fly up and start waving leaves or pieces of grass to try and give you a cooling breeze.
>It's not much but it helps, tell all of them to prepare for a refill afterwards as a reward.
>They all cheer and fly off, eager to prepare for their happiest event.
>The cheering only intensifies when you come inside to see all of them floating around, their bellies little bumps now despite being "empty."
>Turns out all of them are pregnant, requiring that you head to the doctor to check things out.
>Luckily they have a 10 for 1 fairy rate.
>Pregnancy is fine but you can't fill them up like balloons until birth, causing mixed feelings amongst everyone.
>Doctor tells you that your "treatments" with all of them have given them all twins or triplets, something that will cause their bellies to still get quite large.
>Go to sleep that night with pregnant fairy harem sleeping all around you, rubbing their bellies or cuddling your fingers.

>> No.13377442

>>13377403
It'll jus be another fairy, no reason to panic.

If we're talking a fairy birthing a human, I imagine the baby only grows so much inside the mother, until she gives birth, then magic allows them to expand to normal size.

Picture your mother being the size of your thumb, or at most as big as a Barbie doll. Carrying her around on your shoulder like Jiminy fucking Criket.

>Go on Anon, what are you waiting for, that girl wants you to grab her ass, she's making it easy for you. Don't be a pussy, GIVE ME SOME GRANDCHILDREN!

>> No.13377443

>>13377431
F

>> No.13377450

>>13377442
Or, fuck the hugbox, they grow to normal size inside and your fairy waifu is incapacitated, looking like a cat swallowed a turkey whole, needing your care 24/7. That vagina's gonna get wreckt.

>> No.13377451

>>13377440
Congratulations, your fairy-loon harem just tripled.

Achievement unlocked!

>> No.13377453

>>13377443
well meme'd

>> No.13377454

>>13377440
Anon you are giving me diabetes, and I love it.

>> No.13377456

>>13377450
Well, they are naturally elastic, maybe they'll eventually tighten up again.

>>13377451
All those little daughterus, would be lovely.

>>13377454
Plan on going to bed, spend time writing about cum balloon fairy harem.
I've lost control of my life.png

Thank you, was fun to write.

>> No.13377457

>>13377451
Anon walking around with like thirty fairies around him.

>> No.13377459

>>13377365

>Save a spider
>Later on you find an Arachne who is very insistent on repaying you.

>> No.13377461

>>13377457
That's a LOT of orgasms.

>> No.13377462

>>13377456
Rest well, looking forward to more.

>> No.13377464

>>13377459
>Save a bee
>Later on you hear lots of buzzing outside

>> No.13377468

>>13377461
What do you thing fairy juices taste like, Cherry?

>> No.13377470

>>13377217
>>13377337
>>13377356
>>13377388
>>13377440
Do you think the fairies would be jealous of the ones who got bigger loads? Would they work out some hierarchy or caste system where the one with the biggest belly becomes the 'queen'?

>> No.13377473

>>13377459
You r-really needn't bother. Please.

>> No.13377474

>>13377464

>The bee you saved was solider who went on to tell the queen about how you saved her life.
>The queen made the decision to take you back to the hive.

>> No.13377475

>>13377468
Cherry, strawberry, all the berry flavors really.

Taste the rainbow anon.

>> No.13377477

>>13377464
>Save a mouse
>That night you hear dozens of feet in the walls and rooms of your house.

>> No.13377479

>>13377470
Maybe, it would work like 40k orks. Whomever was the biggest is in charge until the next "refill" day.

>> No.13377483
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>>13377477
How wonderful.

>> No.13377485

>>13377475
Raspberry fairy is a party animal, her hair is pink, dark purple and black.

>> No.13377487

>>13377365
>Save an earthworm
>Wurm shows up at your house
>thinks you saved one of her people
>poor stupid Wurm-chan

>> No.13377489

>>13377477
>Save a moth
>Swarm of Moth Girls thump against your windows at night.

>> No.13377490

>>13377479
>Little tiny bloated fairies fluttering about
>"'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go! WAAAAGH!"

>> No.13377492

>>13377459
>>13377473
>Cooks for you
>Weaves you wondrously comfy clothes and other textiles
>Even starts hiding her spider-body under sheets and behind objects when she realizes how uncomfortable it makes you

>> No.13377495
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13377495

>>13377490
>>13377479

>> No.13377499

>>13377487

>It was actually a Sandworm
>In the middle of your typical day
>A sandworm bursts from the ground and reaches for you shouting "MY SAVIOR!"

>> No.13377501

>Save some fried tofu left over from dinner.
>A group of Kitsune come over to invite you to their shrine for sake.

>> No.13377502

>>13377492
Pretty sure having a spider waifu like this would cure my dislike for spiders really fuckin quick.

>> No.13377504

>>13377492
>Spoiler
Anon pls, all of her gets my love.

>> No.13377505

>>13377489
>Save a baby succuslut
>Her older sister wants to show you how thankful she is
jk cuck'd

>> No.13377510

>>13377495
You think those two clamps can articulate notes or chords on a guitar. Of course they can't. What a dumb picture.

>> No.13377511

>>13377501
>Save a bucket of chicken livers for tomorrow
>You get visited by a kumiho that night

>> No.13377513

>>13377505
Fuck that, just take succu-loli home and waifu her. Onee-sama too when she shows up.

>> No.13377515

>>13377510
>notes or chords
Those are merely formalities for the immense amount of DAKKA that it produces.
Besides, Orkz have that retard magic, remember?

>> No.13377516

>>13377502
>>13377504
Good men, the both of you.

>> No.13377517
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13377517

>>13377510
Have you read anything about 40k Orks? 99% of their equipment shouldn't work, but it does because they think it should. If he thinks he can play with a power klaw, he can play with a power klaw.

>> No.13377519

>>13377510

>Expecting logic from Cockney Green Waaaagtangos

>> No.13377522

>>13377517
And he can shred harder than a Noise Marine while he's at it, or give one a damn good run for his money.

>> No.13377525

>>13377522
Not without fingers, he can't.

>> No.13377526

>>13377525
>>13377517
>>13377515
U don' know nuffin 'bout Orkz, do ya Humie?

>> No.13377527

>>13377495
>wake up one morning
>Fairies are all flitting about above your head
>The boss of them is right in front of your face
>"Oi 'umie, you's 'bout ta get crumped"

>> No.13377531
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13377531

>>13377525
>Not believing in the psychic mushrooms that believe in you

>> No.13377535

>Save a cow
>Trio of Holsts shows up asking you to marry them and make a new herd

>> No.13377537

>>13377531
>MFW there's a spell in Fantasy that makes the literal foot of Gork/Mork stomp on your enemies from the heavens.
Orkz are fucking based man, through and through.

>> No.13377540
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13377540

>be succubus
>no man wants you because they think you'll cuck them
>when in fact it was human women that cucked you back in biblical times (adam, eve, and lilith)

>> No.13377543

>40k
>Kamina and Coop as orks

What the fuck is happening to this thread?

>> No.13377544 [DELETED] 

>>13377540
Fuck off with your RP shit.

>> No.13377547

>>13377462
>Pregnancy with fairies is..interesting, all of them flying around, talking about what they'll name their daughters and wondering about how much they will take after you.
>You have to go out with them one day to buy maternity dresses and baby clothes
>The baby clothes are needed for obvious reasons, you spending half a day in the store as they all show you miniscule clothes you need a magnifying glass to see. You do get quite a few stare's though, your fairy harem getting quite a few glances from other shoppers.
>These stares continue when head to the maternity wear shop, the pregnant girls wearing little dresses and walking on a shoebox as if it was a runway. One even found a sundress and matching hat that she loves.
>Eventually get them all clothes, thanking god that fairy clothing is so cheap.
>The rest of the pregnancy is a relative breeze, the girls cravings consisting of pickles and ice cream, although you have to buy multiple tubs for all their different tastes.
>You also have to deal with the fact that you've had to be extraordinarily gentle with them in bed, no balloons for these girls until the young in's are out, although the baby bumps kinda make up for it.
>Near the end of month nine you are watching TV with the girls, the lot of them scattered all over you lounging about when you feel a wetness on your leg, one of the faeries looking up at you in panic as she says that her water broke
>You tell her not to worry, scooping her up and telling the other girls to get ready when you feel a wet spot on your shoulder, another of the girls going into labor as well
>By the time you get to the hospital all the fairies have gone into labor, the lot of them in a towel and pillow filled shoe box that you carry with a gentleness reserved for new borne kittens
>The fairies are brought to the harem birthing room so you can look over the lot of them at once as they give birth, you between two groups of them as they hold onto your fingers as they give birth

>> No.13377549

>>13377540
Just make her wear a chastity belt.
Who's the cuck now succu-slut?

>> No.13377551

>>13377543
Amazing shit, Anon.

>> No.13377552

>>13377543
The /tg/ beast that slumbers within these threads is awakening.

>> No.13377556

>>13377543
A little 40k can be alright when it's not MUH HERESY. MUH EMPRAH shitposting. No different than when Dark Souls gets brought up and at least more on topic than Metal Gear and DMC memes.

>> No.13377558

>>13377547
I didn't ask for these feels...

>> No.13377559

>>13377505
>Save a copy of Mario Kart 8
>An Alp and a Gazer show up at your door with a console, three controllers, and a pack of cookies and soda

>> No.13377567

>>13377547
I wonder if MG birth is as gross as human birth.

>> No.13377568

>>13377552
The ancient ones rise. They hunger.
Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

>> No.13377570

>>13377544

You sound salty anon thats not even RP calm your autism.

>> No.13377572

>>13377567
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a bitch. Adoption life for me.

>> No.13377573

>>13377568
Ok, the elder succubus is standing in front of you and casts a spell.
Everyone roll for anal circumference.

>> No.13377574

>>13377567
Depends on the MG. Either way, birthing is disgusting no matter what species

>> No.13377576

>>13377570
My autism is inflamed by your lack of punctuation.

>> No.13377579 [DELETED] 

>>13377576
They got a cream for that.

>> No.13377580

>>13377573
>Playing FATAL
>dareyouentermymagicalrealm.jpg

>> No.13377583
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>>13377567
Most reptilian, avian, and insectoid ones would probably lay eggs. Probably less disgusting. Any mammalian one would be just as bad as a human birth, but with more fur & horns. Slimes are birthed by mitosis IIRC, so that might not be too bad.

>> No.13377584

I want to be ravaged by a pack of Ghoul Akaname

>> No.13377585

>>13377579
I don't think they do. It would have to be a bleach cream designed to go directly on my frontal cortex. They would still have to saw my skull off to apply it.

>> No.13377587

>>13377580
>Introduce FATAL in MGs
>It quickly becomes a masterpiece of RPGs, refined and beaten into perfection by millions of MGs modifying and adding to it
>YFW FATAL larping becomes a thing
I don't know whether to be ecstatic or horrified.

>> No.13377588
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13377588

>>13377501
>"Hey handsome, new to the village aren't you? We've come to welcome you over for drinks at our shrine on top of the hill, I'm sure you've noticed it. It's hard to miss."
>"You can't say no to a night with beautiful women and a sake can you?"

>> No.13377589 [DELETED] 

>>13377584
Gross.

>> No.13377590

>>13377583

Mitosis is a cellular process. You mean budding.

>> No.13377592

>>13377583
Then you have elementals which- actually, how the hell is an elemental born? Do they just appear?

>> No.13377593

>>13377583
Slimes is best birth. Merely a complicated mitosis.

>> No.13377594

>>13377559
>Save up money for a new car
>A tanuki shows up at your door to try and get you to invest in MGC ready bondage gear

>> No.13377595

>>13377588
It's two in the morning, what makes you think this is a good time.

>> No.13377596

>>13377588
I can if it's late and I want to sleep

>> No.13377597

>>13377595
It's 8 in the morning, mane.

>> No.13377598

>>13377594
Fuck me, I'm bankrupt. Fuckin coons man.

>> No.13377601

>>13377597
In Africa, not the United States of Importance.

>> No.13377603

>>13377588
I'm atheist so I'll decline.
besides, never trust a demon fox

>> No.13377604

>>13377587
I have sudden images of neckbeards screaming lighting bolt while they throw tennis balls and the monsters ignoring the rules and raping them while the corrupt judges count their shekels.

>> No.13377605

>>13377547
>After ten hours you are surrounded by panting, gasping fairy mothers and a crying group of fifteen babies, each one about the size of a small, unshelled peanut.
>The babies are named and taken away to be monitored and examined while all the mother's are brought to a room to rest, you are sent home for the night, to everyone's dismay, but you elect to just sleep in a chair outside the room.
>The next day your wives and daughters are given the all clear to head home, the doctor's giving you a list of does and do nots.
>One thing, to you and your wives delight is the fact that "intense lovemaking" is back on the table, something you all plan on doing as soon as possible.
>As soon as possible takes another three months as the hectic life of taking care of crying, tiny daughteru's puts you through the ringer.
>Then, one night when they've all been put to bed and are slumbering, the fairy mother's all gather around you with lewd smiles on their face's and a familiar role of tape behind them.
>The balloon harem returns with a vengance as a years worth of pent up frustration is unleashed on them all.
>Once more fall asleep by cooing, moaning, fairy's.
>Life return's to normal, although as the daughterus grow older you have to check your hair to see if they are playing "Climb Mount Daddy" and explain to them why their mommies' belly's look so big
>You just hope you can get them out of the house before the next batch comes, although you don't mind the thirty odd fairies that now sleep on you at night, snuggling against you like a happy, cooing swarm of love.

Ok folks, that's it for the tale of our fantastical fairy harem.
Take it easy and continue not burning down the thread, I need to sleep.

>> No.13377607 [DELETED] 

>>13377598
>implying they'd make you bankrupt
>implying they wouldn't make you rich

>> No.13377608

>>13377597
>Being in the Brit Bong timezone
Get on my sleep deprived level of freedom you fucking pleb.

>> No.13377611

>>13377594
>Rescue kitten
>Wake up with loli-nekomata sleeping on your chest.
She would become the best daughteru ever.

>> No.13377613

>>13377604
>Knights of Badassdom with less death and more rape.

I'd watch it.

>> No.13377614

>>13377607
True.

>> No.13377615

>>13377608
You are dam right I hate this, I'm used to 1h more.
Also I went to bed at 3

>> No.13377617

>>13377592
They poof up in places where their element is abundant, as well as DE, like kitsune bi.

>> No.13377620

>>13377617
They predate DE. That's why they get all corrupted by it eventually.

>> No.13377621

People die, and likely a monster's husband will die before his wife.
What are some funeral rites of some monsters you can think of?
>fairies make a hole and lay the body there, covering their husband in flowers
>lamias eat the corpse so that he'll forever be a part of them
>zombies go husband-hunting with their new skeleton bff
>dragons melt gold and other valuables around the body
>salamanders have a pyre

>> No.13377622

>>13377611
Anon, please. My heart.

>> No.13377623

>>13377605
Nice. Good night.

>> No.13377624

>>13377621
>and likely a monster's husband will die before his wife
mermaid blood
or turning into a monster

>> No.13377625 [DELETED] 

>>13377621
>rituals
>not just throwing his corpse aside and getting a new one.

>> No.13377626

>>13377620
The become corrupted once they get a covenanter and "fall" becoming dark elementals.

>> No.13377629

>>13377621
>Liches just revive him like nothing happened and continue on with the day

>> No.13377630

>>13377622
>>13377623
Night, don't know if this needs to be paste binned or not.
Probably not.

>You will never have fairy daughteru's who scale you and pretend to be climbing Mount Everest.

>> No.13377631

>>13377621
I always assumed having a powerful waifu would drastically increase the husband's lifespan. Also, they make drugs for that.

>> No.13377633

>>13377592
Well, that's how they're normally born. But given how everything in the MGE is impregnateable, chances are it'd be more..."Normal", post-monsterization.

>> No.13377638

>>13377621
>What is Lifespan Sharing
>What is mermaid blood
>What is Undeath

Also.
>lamias eat the corpse
That's just awful man.

>> No.13377639

>>13377624
>>13377631
this is not about avoiding death, it's about what the monster does after the death of her husband by natural causes.

>> No.13377641

>>13377633
That seemed most logical to me too.

>> No.13377642

>>13377629

Lich are rare as fuck you cant just walk around the corner and find one. Plus lich are notorious asshole they arnt gonna waste their time reviving some nobody anon.

>> No.13377645

>>13377642
>Lich are rare as fuck you cant just walk around the corner and find one.
Not sure about this but I think it's canon that monsters aren't THAT abundant in MGE world.

>> No.13377646

>>13377642
>Some nobody
>Her husband
>In which she married
>Nobody
>A being in which she devoted her love into
>Nobody

>> No.13377647

>>13377621
>Funeral rites involve a Sea Bishop and a Lich working in tandem to revive the grieving widow's fallen husband
>It involves the chanting of ancient texts and your waifu having sex with your dead, rigor mortis-ridden corpse, transferring enough MAMONO MANA into your body to resurrect you
>Afterwards, your marriage vows are renewed, and the ongoers cheer
>The reception is always the best part, what with the food, and the not-dead family member
>Though the husband is always absent anyway, because he's banging his wife somewhere

>> No.13377648

>>13377639
>>13377642
>Contact Local Sabbath Branch
>They help you get in touch with a Lich or other practiced Necromancer
>????
>Get back to fucking

>> No.13377649

>>13377621
>dragons melt gold and other valuables around the body
That's actually rather touching considering any other time someone even looks at a Dragon's gold funny ends with a Toasty!

Then you gotta wonder, what do they do then? Do they bury you alone, keep the body somewhere, or is there some kind of mausoleum they have for their past husbands? Is there some kiind of period where they'll abstain from finding a mate? Will they immediately find another? Or would one with such a long life be content to have & lose only one lover?

>> No.13377651

>>13377647
This is precisely my kinda lewd.

>> No.13377652

>>13377647
That sounds like an excellent business model.

>> No.13377653

>>13377631
>Your waifu will never buy a mermaid child on the black market for the sole purpose of supplying you with life extending blood
>She'll never keep her in a giant tank like sharks in a bond villain's hideout
>And get mad when you treat her like a daughteru

>> No.13377654

>>13377642
He meant Liches would just revive their husbands if they were to die

>> No.13377656 [DELETED] 

>>13377649
>Will they immediately find another?

Of course they will, you're a dime a dozen to them

>> No.13377657

>>13377656
Cynic-kun please.

>> No.13377658

>>13377649
Well, if you go by the MGE, you hear plenty about lifespan sharing, or simply reviving them, or joining them in death even.

Alternatively, I could see a Dragon having a mausoleum for her deceased husband. He is her crown treasure, after all.

I know many people dislike the prospect of just being one blib in the long history of a long-lived waifu like that, and wouldn't like the idea of just being part of a collection of ex-Husbandos, thus why they tend to err on the side of MGE's lifespan sharing and undeath and so forth.

>> No.13377659 [DELETED] 

>>13377657
Please what? Please stop telling the truth?

Face it anon, you're extendable.

>> No.13377662

>>13377653
Holy shit I need this. I can just see my Shirohebi waifu doing that so we can be together forever. I bet if I were nice enough to the mermaid she'd get down for some pseudo-vampire play.

>> No.13377664

>>13377659
Joke's on you. I'm actually telescopic!

>> No.13377665 [DELETED] 

>>13377659
>Extendable

Expendable*

>> No.13377667

>>13377659
My dick sure is.

>> No.13377668

>>13377659
You might be, maybe.

>> No.13377669

>>13377659
>extendable
I know that's a typo but still

hee hee

>> No.13377670

>>13377662
Not sure a Shirohebi of all people would need it, given that Lifespan-Sharing is part of their mythology, even outside the MGE...

>> No.13377672 [DELETED] 

>>13377664
>>13377667
>>13377668
>>13377669
Stop!

I'm trying to make you not have fun! Stop having fun!

>> No.13377673

>>13377658
>Lifespan sharing
I didn't even know that was a thing. Hmmmm...

Something to think about if I ever try to write anything.

>> No.13377674

>>13377659
What's it like being unable to to believe even for a second that no-one could ever love you? Must suck hardcore.

>> No.13377677

>>13377670
It's still fun to fantasize though.

>> No.13377678

>>13377653
>Hear your neighbours talking about having a Lazerus Pit of sorts that extends their life in their basement, with creepy spooky fog and ghostly lights which has been down their for centuries
>They boast that they found it after a flook with renovations
>They haggle people into paying to venture into their pit to extend their life
>It's actually just a pool of mermaids
>And the spooky lights are just stage props
>And the fog is just from a mechanical fogger

>> No.13377679

>>13377674

>That projection

holy shit anon

>> No.13377680

>>13377672
Not having fun ended a few glasses of Scotch ago. Happiness, ho!

>> No.13377681

>>13377621
I'm trying to imagine how a Wurm would react
>Husband wake up!
>Husband is not waking up
>dogthrowingwatertofish.gif

>> No.13377682

>>13377672
I'm going to have fun imagining my Hellhound waifu loving me for me and there's abso-fuckin'-lutely nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.13377684

>>13377679
>Projection
>You're "extendable, anon."
Not him, but let's be real here, you did say that first.

>> No.13377685 [DELETED] 

>>13377674
It's alright, got used to it when I was a kid.

Now I just live for the day I can steal anon's stuff.

>> No.13377686
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13377686

>>13377681
Why must you hurt me this way?

>> No.13377688

>>13377681
oh, that's just sad I can already picture her desperation

>> No.13377691

>>13377681
Well there goes my mood

>> No.13377694

>>13377659
>Face it anon, you're extendable.
>you're extendable.
>extendable
H-how did you know?

>> No.13377695

>>13377673
Really? It's one of the basics of the MGE. Husband gains lifespan equal to his monster wife's.

Here's another thing you might not know, the "Merrow" species of mermaid have life-extending blood like any other, but if left to stagnate long enough, their blood instead becomes a potent aphrodisiac.

>> No.13377697

>>13377681
>poor stupid Wurm-chan

>> No.13377698 [DELETED] 

>>13377694
Shut the fuck up goddammit.

Make one fucking mistake and nobody can let it go.

>> No.13377699

>>13377691
>>13377688
>>13377686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HFodb9Ezyw

>> No.13377703

>>13377698
You should accept it with grace your highness. Remember, you represent Monster Canada.

>> No.13377706

>>13377684
>Projection
>extendable
I hope you did that on purpose, Anon. Even better if not, though.

This was a good night. I can't remember the last time something here made me actually laugh irl.

>> No.13377707 [DELETED] 

>>13377703
Out of all the fucking guesses you could have made.

>> No.13377709
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13377709

>>13377657
>>13377659
>>13377668
>>13377674
>>13377679
>>13377684
Take it easy~

>> No.13377713

>>13377695
Yeah, I'm not overly familiar with too much of the background fluff for the MGE stuff. I'm aware it exists, but I really only care about the monsters & bios.

>> No.13377714 [DELETED] 

>>13377709
No thanks, I like living in reality.

>> No.13377716

>>13377709
That's the best motto.

>> No.13377717

>>13377699
now I'm sad

>> No.13377719

>>13377642
MGE is a hugbox, anon. Not even the Liches are safe.

>> No.13377720

>>13377681
Imagine this with Wurm-chan.
https://youtu.be/7VsnLYauIOI?t=48s

>> No.13377721

>>13377713
Fair enough. I know a lot of people get worked up into a tizzy over things in it, but I think there's a lot of fun stuff that can be taken from it.

>> No.13377723

>>13377699
I can't even be sad. It just makes me hungry.

>> No.13377724

>>13377719
which is why nobody uses the mge, just some profiles as bases then make the rest of it up.

>> No.13377725

>>13377717
>When you die wurm-chan curls up next to your headstone and refuses to move.

>> No.13377726

>>13377713
>I'm aware it exists, but I really only care about the monsters & bios
I wish more people were like you.

>> No.13377727 [DELETED] 

>>13377724
But it still manages to end up horrible.

>> No.13377728

>>13377725
>he'll wake up soon, you'll see he's just really tired

>> No.13377730

>>13377691
Go back and read balloon fairies

>> No.13377732

>>13377725
>Implying the daughteru won't be even more heart crushing like Hughes funeral
"Why are they throwing dirt on daddy?"

>> No.13377733

>>13377721
I'm not remotely interested in the setting, personally. I just like the designs.

>> No.13377735 [DELETED] 

>>13377725
Who cares?

Wurms are fucking stupid, they'll forget about it when they go to bed. Then they will just go find a different guy to call husband.

>> No.13377736
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13377736

>>13377725
>>13377728
Fuck, man. That's too heavy.

>> No.13377739

>>13377733
Well, fair enough. To each their own.

>> No.13377740

>>13377735
>wurm wakes up the next day
>"What's this wooden cross doing here?"
>wurm pulls it off the ground and throws it into the trash

>> No.13377743

>>13377739
Because the setting is SHIT. I'm proud of >>13377733.

>> No.13377744

>>13377735
Seriously, why do you gotta be so awful anon?

>> No.13377746

>>13377735
You're really pushing for this, huh?

>> No.13377747

>>13377732
Way to twist the knife you bastard.

>> No.13377750

>accident in the lab
>liche's husband's brain gets destroyed
>she can't bring him back
>after 300 years he's gone
>carves a set of tools from his bones, so she can keep working with him

>>13377740
I giggled

>> No.13377751

>>13377744
>>13377746
First time you guys have met him, eh?

>> No.13377752
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>> No.13377753

>>13377743
>The setting is shit
Y'know what's shit? Calling it shit and insulting people who like it or even just certain parts or features of it.

Is live and let live really so hard, anon?

>> No.13377754

>>13377735
Fuck you, man. There's being simple, and then there's crash-helmet retarded.

>> No.13377756

>>13377753
You're shit.

And gay.

>> No.13377758

>>13377740
>Implying they ever really completely forget

>"Happy birthday husband!"
>It's not my birthday. Oh well, better play along to make her happy.
>It's actually her second husband's birthday

>"I got you some plums. I saw them today and I know how much you like plums!"
>"They're okay I guess."
>It was her fourth husband's favorite food.

>> No.13377759

>>13377753
it is when everyone shoves the mge down other people's throats.

>> No.13377760 [DELETED] 

>>13377744
Because you're deluding yourself into thinking monster girls give a shit about their "husbands"

Human men are just a cumpump that they have to be nice to.

>> No.13377762

>>13377751
Of course not.

Doesn't mean I'm not going to once more broach why he has to be such a ceaseless asshole.

>> No.13377765

>>13377760
Oh, you're the "she doesn't love you!" guy.
I remember those days...

>> No.13377766

>>13377747
>He has to go to work tomorrow! Mommy, what's wrong?


...I'm still mad about Hughes' death.

>> No.13377767
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13377767

>Not being a paladin
It's like you fags don't learn.

>> No.13377769

>>13377743
>SHIT
It's alright for a porn setting. People just forget that's what it is. It's powered by porn logic and is meant for smut, nothing else.

That's why I ignore the details of the setting whenever I write anything that isn't pure smut.

>> No.13377772

>>13377766
>>13377732

Pablo?

>> No.13377773

>>13377767
>being a paladin
>some faggot that does things because the magic lady in the sky and pedophiles in robes tell him to
>not being a hero fueled by love of his home and his kin

>> No.13377774

>>13377759
Well, yes, I agree. But that's other people being shit.

>> No.13377776

>>13377762
You just have to report and ignore, man. His responses are always the same. You aren't going to accomplish anything by engaging with him.

>> No.13377777
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13377777

>>13377772
You're quoting two different people. Anyway, I have no idea who you're talking about.

>>13377773
You clearly don't know what a paladin is, then.

>> No.13377778
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13377778

>>13377766
Though it made Envy's utter thrashing that much more satisfying.

>> No.13377781

>>13377765
You took too long to figure that out, Anon. He's pretty easy to spot.

>> No.13377782
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13377782

>>13377777
>Community Paladin
I love how people have remembered him lately.

>> No.13377785

>>13377776
Why'd you report someone for saying "monster girls can't love"? Holy shit stop abusing the report system you aspie.

>> No.13377788 [DELETED] 

>>13377785
If he wants to report me that's his business.

I don't give a shit.

>> No.13377789

>>13377777
A friend of mine, to this day he gets upset whenever Hughe's death is brought up.

>> No.13377792

>>13377785
He is a well-known and much beloved troll, Anon. He has said himself he only comes here to ruin other people's fun.

>> No.13377795

>>13377777
A paladin in reality was one of the elite warriors of Charlemagne.
In popular culture a paladin is a holy pious warrior fueled by faith that abides to a code of honor to always do things honestly.

>> No.13377796
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13377796

>>13377789
And rightfully so.

>>13377792
You simply have no way of knowing it's the same person. It's an anonymous imageboard, for fuck's sake.

>> No.13377797

>>13377792
Is Uncle Bourbon still dead?
I miss him and everyone laughing at him and his stories about severing limbs

>> No.13377799

>>13377758
STOP THIS

>> No.13377802

>>13377777
>that post number
Community paladin confirmed for righteous hand of God.

>> No.13377803

>>13377797
No, he still comes around to let us know he's alive once in a while.

>> No.13377804
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13377804

Question Time!

I have been working on the MGC guide and found myself wondering what kind of churches you would expect to see in MGC.
So far I have:
1) Hathor (church of the cow)
2) Ammy ( that fox)
3) Baphoments (the lolis)
4) Christians (they are everywhere)
5) das Jews (equal oppuortunity etc etc )
6) Ryuu (water shrine)
7) local fox deities (more Mofu)
8) dark priestess (door to door sex)
9) out of ideas

What do you guys suggest?

>> No.13377805

>>13377797
He posted some monsterboy horse cock a couple threads ago to try and rile things up.

>> No.13377806

>>13377804
Sebek

>> No.13377809

>>13377804
My dick.

>> No.13377810

>>13377804
The Dark Priestesses are from the Church of the Fallen God.

>> No.13377811
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>>13377804
The Cult of Apophis.
Ironically, they still read scriptures from the Book of Apep.

>> No.13377814

>>13377804
>Church of the Lord's Edge
>Underground gathering place for all the monster hating/murdering members of MGC
>Church preaches human superiority Nazi style

>> No.13377817

>>13377806
Crocodile monster girl when?

>> No.13377818 [DELETED] 

>>13377814
Fuck off.

>> No.13377819

>>13377817
>Go to bed with her
>Try to kiss her in the mouth
>She starts spinning
>What the fuck is going on

>> No.13377820

>>13377818
make me

>> No.13377821

>>13377804
Ammy is a wolf you cunt-brained dunderhead! Demon lord Ninetails must be behind this.

>> No.13377822

>>13377819
>roll around cuddling all night
Beautiful

>> No.13377823

>>13377809
temple of the tiny penor?

>>13377806
Someone needs to MG Sebek

>>13377810
Church of the fallen God added

>>13377811
This as a fringe group? or a serious group?

>>13377814
total nutcases?

>> No.13377825

>>13377804
Church of Ares (also doubles as a dojo for fighter-type MGs and human boys trying real hard not to get raped)

Church of Poseidon (makes money by doubling as a water park)

>> No.13377826

>>13377804
I could see some Dragon cults hiding in the mountains. And then there's the people who perform blood rituals for Quetzalcoatl.

>> No.13377830

>>13377821
I also misspelled the loli church too.

>> No.13377831

>>13377823
Not sure about Apophis, but Echidna have a snake cult based around them in MGE canon. Isn't talked about much here.

>> No.13377832 [DELETED] 

>>13377825
>human boys trying real hard not to get raped

Didn't they get the memo? Unless you train most of your life away you'll never have a chance to defend yourself against a monster girl!

>> No.13377833

>>13377823
My dick.

>> No.13377837

>>13377825
Didn't someone make Ryuu waterworld water wonderland amusement park a while back?

>> No.13377838

>>13377823
Mostly a small but well-known cult.

>> No.13377842

>>13377804
Church of Eros (does wedding ceremonies for the more 'vanilla' of MGs, preaches about the virtues of love beyond sex and debauchery)

>> No.13377845

>>13377842

Eros is a subset of the Order religion. That's why she gets a free pass.

>> No.13377848

>>13377837
That sounds amazing.

>> No.13377850

>>13377848
I cant find the greentext I saved of it, it was very well thought out.

>> No.13377855

So far there has been proposed
1) A church of Eros
2) A church of Ares
3) Dragon cults????
4) Snake cultists?

(Anyone else noticed posts disappearing?)

>> No.13377859

>>13377855
Oh crap, I forgot the important one
The Church of Alpollo , or should we just forget about it?
It does have beer and nachos.

>> No.13377860

>>13377855
>(Anyone else noticed posts disappearing?)

I'm going to be real sad if KGA just got banned.

>> No.13377866

>>13377859
>should we just forget about it

Are you nuts? That church sounds amazing

>> No.13377867

>>13377855
The Church of My Dick.

>(Anyone else noticed posts disappearing?)
Apparently that retard's report worked.

>> No.13377868

>>13377860
Poor Pok Gai. He is a never ending entertainment for me.

>> No.13377869

>>13377850
That is indeed a shame.

>> No.13377870

>>13377855
>no Church of the Lord's Edge
we need some extremism to spice things up in mgc

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>>13377870
But make them be right.

>> No.13377873

>>13377860
>KGA just got banned.
I think he did. All of his posts are gone, even the more subtle ones.

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>>13377873
They decided to delete all of the posts under his IP.

What a load of shit.

>> No.13377876

>>13377860
The King is dead! Long live the King!

But who will rule Monster Canada now? Anubisfucker just cuddles his waifu to keep her warm all day.

>> No.13377877

>>13377866
And all the free thongs you can sniff!

>> No.13377879

>>13377876
Surely we have more than 2 Canucks, no?

>> No.13377880

>>13377875
To be fair the Janitor did his job and we should applaud him for that.

>> No.13377882

>>13377876
You should see how perky her nips are from the cold weather.
Sucks for her, the ONLY Anubis in MGC Alberta.

>> No.13377884

>>13377876
Isn't Nyan from there?
He'd just be too busy cuddling his waifu to keep her warm all day.

>> No.13377885

who's KGA?

>> No.13377886

>>13377876
Funny thing, my captcha for that post was Anubs

I must dig deeper.

>> No.13377888

>>13377879
There's Mari.

>> No.13377889

>>13377880
Way worse bullshit never gets deleted, though.

This guy got banned because some sperg just didn't like his posts.

>> No.13377891

>>13377880
This. He was getting really obnoxious.

>> No.13377892

>>13377866
Church of Alpollo
She always has Beer and Nachos, and gives you a special pair of her undies that have writing on them, if you read them and do a certain ritual she will appear (or one of her loyal followers) and totally hang out with you.

>> No.13377893

>>13377885
KGA is King Grump Alp, a name the thread gave an Anon who hated hugs and being touched. He doesn't like monster girls but comes here regularly anyways.

>> No.13377894

>>13377885
King Grump Alp. He's a known figure here. Known for being a Grump as well as being an Alp.

>> No.13377895

>>13377885
King Grump Alp the Banned, Rightful King of Monster Canada

>> No.13377897

>>13377876
>>13377882
Lots of cuddles, cozied up in blankets by the fire. Mhmm, yes indeed.

>>13377879
There's five that I can think of.
Myself, Mari, Nyan, Fizz and Danna.

>> No.13377898

>>13377889
I'm just glad we got some kind of moderation again. It's been lawless here the last few months without a janitor.

>> No.13377899

>>13377897
A canuckstan lilim

Why does this boggle my mind?

>> No.13377904 [DELETED] 

>>13377898
>I'm just glad we got some kind of moderation again.
I'd rather have none instead of this.

All /v/-tier posts never get deleted, but someone didn't like a monster girl? How dare he.

>> No.13377905

>>13377889
You don't get banned just because someone reported you. Half of us would be banned by now if that was the case.

If he got banned it's because he was persistently funposting.

>> No.13377907
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13377907

A new Janitor?

Should it be a Kikimora?

>> No.13377908

>>13377899
Probably because Mari always draws her Lilim in sundresses or less?

It's hard to imagine her in a parka or something.
But she should totally draw that.

>> No.13377911

>>13377904
>didn't like a monster girl?
He doesn't like ANY monster girls.

>> No.13377912

>>13377908
Snowbunny lilim

>> No.13377913

>>13377907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hi2PrOCQ7E

>> No.13377915

>>13377911
Isn't there some retard that only likes Alps, and not MGs, and spams alp shit all the time, or is that KGA?

>> No.13377917

>>13377905
Yep. It's when you really fuck up big or just fuck around consistently and draw attention to yourself that you are at risk of being banned. I found him amusing, but he brought it on himself. And god damn, I just woke up and skimmed over 800 posts. So many deleted ones.

>> No.13377919

>>13377915
You are thinking of Inari something.
He never shuts up about Alps

>> No.13377920

>>13377911
Some people here like only a single monster girl and shitpost about the rest. Your point?

>> No.13377921

>>13377915
KGA hates alps, hugs, and the very idea that monsters can love. He doesn't need your pity or hugs. His hate alone keeps him warm in his arctic fortress.

>> No.13377925

>>13377915
I actually don't have an idea who you're talking about. There's a writefag named Alp. There's at least 1 anon who really likes bullying them, and at least 2 anons who really like bullying the writefag.

KGA doesn't like any monster girls, or...well, anything. He hates alps in particular.
That's why we call him that.

>> No.13377926

Ok, I got the list updated some more for the churches of MGC.
I think I will set this aside for now and see if any more ideas come up over the next few days.

Nope, I can not find the ryuu waterworld amusement park greentext, they had a well thought out indoor year round water park run by a ryuu

>> No.13377927
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13377927

Waving goodbye to an Alp while she yells at you to fuck off and die as the Kikimora police take her away, tears welling up in both of your eyes!

Returning to that street corner, hoping to see that Alp again!

Coming back day after day after day, waiting for the Alp to return!

>> No.13377929

>>13377920
If you like at least 1 of them you have a legitimate reason to be here. If you don't, then you don't.

>> No.13377933

>>13377919
Inari likes alps? I thought he was the forced male transformation guy. Though I guess those are related in a way.

>> No.13377934

>>13377926
What a shame.

Cause MGC should DEFINITELY have a waterpark.

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>>13377927
>"Now now, move along, there is no reason for you to keep coming here anymore, we disposed of the trash."

>> No.13377940

>>13377933

He's basically a very crazy stalker-type person that wants to Alp everyone.

>> No.13377941

>>13377927
KGA really deserves his own waterworld.

>> No.13377942

>>13377934
it has been added as an official requirement of most MGCs now . just like the central admin dating/entertainment center .

>> No.13377944

>>13377940
That's actually kind of disturbing. Hopefully liquid inari will protect us.

>> No.13377945

>>13377933
He doesn't like Mgs at all, he just likes women who identify as men and never shuts up about it, I have no idea why he even comes around.

>> No.13377947

>>13377873
>>13377876
>KGA gets banned
>All of his posts have [Deleted] hanging over it, making it easy to see which ones are his
>Read all the posts
Wow, he really does lead a sad life, doesn't he?

>> No.13377952

>>13377947
Do we call him KGA or Bitch-kun?
or are they 2 different people?

>> No.13377953

>>13377921
>His sustenance his true hatred
So King Grump Alp is...actually Judge Gabranth!?

>> No.13377955

>>13377945
Is this from the IRC? Never see any of it in here I think.

Kind of glad I can't be bothered to use the IRC if that's the case.

>> No.13377960

>>13377952
2 different people.
IIRC bitch-kun isn't an outright shitposter. I might be mistaken.

>> No.13377962

>>13377927
>You will never comfort an Alp who despises having been turned into an Alp
>And hold her tightly to you, despite her trying to break away from you
>You will never she her break down into tears as she stops resisting

>> No.13377965

>>13377947
At least it's pretty obvious now he isn't serious about it.

>> No.13377968
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13377968

Lets all go to the Ryuu Water world Water Wonderland!!!!!

>> No.13377970

>>13377952
Bitch-kun was created by Commercial anon as a blanket label for anyone who didn't like his stuff. Did you think Gamer Lich was terrible? Then you too are a bitch-kun.

>> No.13377971

>>13377962
>stops resisting
This is KGA, Anon. She's going to be cursing and spewing vitriol the whole time, even as you fill her with your seed.

>> No.13377979

>>13377968
Does anyone else think Japanese style eye-patches look fucking ridiculous?

>> No.13377982

>>13377971
In memory of the King, let me say a final Fuck off

>> No.13377986

>>13377970
Gamer Lich sucked.
Is Commercial-anon still around, just not doing commercials anymore

>>13377979
Yes.

>> No.13377989

>>13377968
I wonder if they have a water slide for Apophis or Lamias
>Ball of scales just going down a slide
>Man inside running to the bathroom to puke

>> No.13377992

>>13377979
That's because they're medical eyepatches like the kind you wear in the hospital when your eye is healing after cataract surgery. It's not meant to be worn every day like the normal black ones. Yet they do for some reason. Honestly, I'd have a collection of glass eyes like Charles Dance in the Last Action Hero.

>> No.13377996

>>13377942
Well, MGC Alberta doesn't need one anyway. They can just go to West Ed.

>> No.13377998

this is the longest fucking thread I've seen in my life

>> No.13377999

>>13377979
Pirate patches > *

>> No.13378001

>>13377979
She lost her eye and tail in combat. (she gets them repaired)
The Vixen is trying to help her get back into society and find a nice nerd just like her to date.
Its an interesting story.

>> No.13378003

>>13377998
>1600 posts
We're not even 30% of record length newfag-kun.

>> No.13378006

>>13378003
ok

>> No.13378007

>>13375834
That was pretty cute.

>>13377979
I like them, but I also have a thing for bandages and such, so I can't claim to be unbiased here. Abiru too good.

>> No.13378011

>>13377998
The last one was around 2-3k

>> No.13378012
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>>13377998
I think the record is 3200+ posts

>> No.13378018

>>13377979

They're not Japanese style. I knew a girl in high-school that wore one after someone shot her in the face with a .22.

Then she stopped wearing an eyepatch all together and tried covering her weird asymmetrical fake eye with her hair. I never got that because the eyepatch looked better.

>> No.13378019

>>13378011
It would have been a lot longer if that thread spammer hadn't turned over half the board.

>>13378012
5200+

Hell we had a 4200+ one just last week. We keep a pretty consistent speed. The length of the threads largely depends on how fast the rest of the board is moving.

>> No.13378023

>>13378019
The other day we reached image limit too

>> No.13378029

>>13378023
What is the image limit actually?

>> No.13378030

>>13378019
>5200
no we haven't. We haven't had a 4800 post thread either. the max is around 4100 or 4200.

>> No.13378031

>>13378018
>Not wearing a glass eye with cool stuff on it
I'd have a terminator-style one at least and classics like an 8ball and plain glass.

>> No.13378035

>>13378031
...Are you the Gangs of New York Anon?

>> No.13378037

>>13378029
300 pics.

>> No.13378041

>>13378030
This is consistent from what I have seen. I've never seen a thread broach 5000. 4800 is the max from what I have seen. Threads tend to average 3000 though give or take 500. We are surprisingly on target for picture per thread though tonight. Only down by one at this point.

>> No.13378042

>>13378031

I don't think you understand, it wasn't like a normal eye that was glass. It was weird and asymmetrical. Looked more like she had some sort of nasty birth defect.

>> No.13378048

>>13378041
4000'ish is consistent for most of October through December of last year. I'm having a tough time finding the record in the archive because there's no easy total post count there like here.

4106 was the first thread to bust 4k though. And that record got broken several times later.

>> No.13378056

>>13378048
Update. 4600 was broken by Nov 2, 2014

>> No.13378059

>>13378001
link?

>> No.13378064

>>13378056
I'm pretty sure we topped out at ~4800

>> No.13378067

Can't find anything more than secondary sources listing 4800 after that which seems to have occurred sometime during Christmas Break 2014. So the real max number is probably somewhere between those two.

Nothing higher. But we did hit 4k in one thread in the last month. I remember because it was the first time that had happened since Moot declared /jp/ his favorite board. It's also interesting to note that the early fall threads of 2014 averaged 2200-2700 posts and grew until that announcement which sped up the rest of the board.

>> No.13378076

>>13378067
Another thing to think about is our rate of ending a thread. Even over the past few days we will start and complete a thread within a day to a day and a half. Months prior to Moot leaving we could last three to four days. This would skew the numbers significantly.

>> No.13378095
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13378095

Need more love for big fluffy ears.

>> No.13378099

>>13378076
Exactly. That's what the second half of the post was saying. When /jp/ got faster, it knocked back the numbers a lot. But they've been creeping back up again lately.

>> No.13378122

Anybody else tried Eroico?

Jesus Christ is this game unforgiving.

>> No.13378137

>>13376314
>>Literally Tobihime
>Heard rumblings about this on /v/ recently. What actually is it?
Monster rape Angry Birds. You throw your girls in an arc at enemies and can attack once on the tossing turn, after which they attack on their own until all your girls are tossed or all the enemies are dead.

You get more girls by tossing your human girls without attacking onto horny monsters, which rape them pregnant and take them out of the fight. If a slime rapes a human, she gives birth to a slime girl, eagles make harpies etc. Humans can fuck any monster, but the daughterus only their own type.

The max party size is 6, and daughterus permadie. You can equip them for extra stats and clothed sex.

It's supposed to come out soon, demo version is at 0.993
http://b.dlsite.net/RG13306/

>> No.13378141

>>13377725
>>13377728
>wurm coils around the headstone
>nobody, alive or dead, can compel or force her to move away from it
>she falls asleep around the grave
>night falls
>The wurm won't move.
>days pass
>The wurm still won't move.
>weeks pass
>dead leaves cover the wurm like a blanket, birds settle on her scales to peck at the insects which sometimes crawl over her
>The wurm still won't move.
>months pass
>moss begins to grow on the wurm's stone scales, the flora around the grave growing slowly over her coils
>years pass
>visitors to the cemetary sometimes point out how odd it is to see a hill, or a mound of earth like that, square in the middle of a row of gravestones

>> No.13378151

>>13378141
This made me sad.

>> No.13378154

>>13378141
Don't make me rewatch Hachi, anon.

>> No.13378158

>>13378151
>having feelings

>> No.13378159

>>13378137
>Only MG sex is with normal Monsters
Such a sad shortcoming...
I mean, it's my guilty pleasure fetish, so I don't care much, but still.

>> No.13378160

>>13378141
Together in Death, at least?

>> No.13378162

>>13378158
One thing I able still able to do from time to time is actually feel something. I'm kind of proud of that.

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>>13378160

There's always the afterlife.

That said what happens to angels when they die?

>> No.13378167

>>13378165
>tfw you'll never bully a Valkyrie by sticking all the magnets you find on her

>> No.13378168

>>13378159
I'm just happy someone makes a porn game that's fun to play and can be operated with one hand for once. I also love clothed sex, which is also kinda rare. There's Orcs in the latest preview screen, I hope they'll be able to fuck all the monmusus, too.

>> No.13378178
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13378178

Would you a Monster Widow?

It's not NTR if they're dead.

>> No.13378180

>>13378141
The dose of suffering i needed, Thanks. Also, We'll drop at page 8?

>> No.13378183

>>13378178

I don't know, it would probably be a rather weird situation that I wouldn't like.

>> No.13378188

>>13378165
Reincarnation as a Mortal Being?

Revival in Heaven?

Fuck if I know.

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>>13377750
Thankfully that won't happen. She will just keep her husbands soul in the same phylactery she keeps her own soul in. If something truly goes wrong they will both pass on.

>> No.13378191

>>13378183
Surely you would at least comfort her.

>> No.13378192

>>13378141

I always said that most monsters would die of a broken heart if their love died before them.

I know I'd die of a broken heart if my monster wife died

>> No.13378195

>>13378168
>I also love clothed sex, which is also kinda rare
You and me both anon. We definitely need s'more of it...

>A porn game that's fun to play and can be operated with one hand
Oh-ho, I see what you did there...

>> No.13378197

>>13378165
They don't. They're immortal - the real immortal, not the shitty knockoff immortal that some undead have.
The most you can do is destroy their physical body and force them back to heaven.
Just like killing demons doesn't actually kill them, just sends them back to hell.
To actually get rid of one for good you would need to deity that created them to unmake them.

...in my headcanon.

>> No.13378200

>>13378189
The way this guy does eyes bugs me. Makes the girls look crosseyed. If I were to ever print some off, I'd probably try and flip the light in one eye first, see if it comes out any better...

>> No.13378202

>>13378191

That's just it, I don't want to be in a situation where she's with me and still longing for her dead husband, or even a situation where she starts seeing me as her dead husband.

And if she didn't have any feelings for him anymore I'd question her character. Either way it would put me in a place I don't want to be.

>> No.13378205

>tfw love monster girls but don't like the weird sex in MGQ/VH/Vanadis games
Are there any monster girl games (with actual monster girls, not catgirls and elves) that stick to the usual vanilla stuff when it comes to sex?

>> No.13378207

>>13378202
>or even a situation where she starts seeing me as her dead husband.

This at least sounds good in a yandere kind of way.

>> No.13378208

>>13378202
Bittersweet is Japan's favorite flavor. That's why you see this scenario so often.

>> No.13378210

>>13378205
There's monmosu hunter. That was sort of fun. Average sprite sex tho.

>> No.13378211

>>13378192
>Die of a broken heart
Why do I have this weird sense of deja-vu...

>> No.13378213

>>13378205
>don't like the weird sex in MGQ/VH/Vanadis
I suspect that's pretty common. They always gotta cockblock my impregnation fetish.

>> No.13378214

>>13378202
>>13378207

You know what I would be cool with? If she starts to hate her past husband for leaving her behind and goes yandere levels of protective and makes it so you can't die and can never leave her.

>> No.13378215

>>13378200
Didn't notice till you said something. Thanks.
Can't unsee.

>> No.13378216

>>13378205
I just started playing Eroico. It's a pretty fun little side-scrolling ero-action game.

It's also crushingly difficult. Been trying all night and I haven't even beaten level 1. Thus far seen just cat-girls, slimes, fairies and alraune. Took forever and lowering the difficulty to even make it to the alraune...

>> No.13378217

>>13378213
I'd say it probably applies to 90% of people here.
MGE has less weird shit so it's more popular.

>> No.13378218

>>13378207

I didn't mean literally.

>>13378208

I fucking hate bittersweet.

I like bitter, I like sweet, but don't fucking mix them together. I either want a happy sunshine and butterflies story or a full blown tragedy.

>> No.13378222

>>13378214
That would be even worse for me.

>> No.13378223

>>13378215
Yes. Good. Good! Share in my suffering!

>> No.13378227

>>13378218
>I fucking hate...
Yeah, I'm with you 100%. Nothing can make me drop a series faster.

>> No.13378234

>>13378227

Not much point when it's the bittersweet ending that pisses me off.

I'm not going to drop a series that has 10 minutes left in it.

>> No.13378235

>>13378205
>>13378213
>>13378217
>tfw people just can't appreciate vanilla sex with exotic girls

>> No.13378236

>>13378217

I think you're vastly overestimating that number.

I love weird sex.

>> No.13378239

>>13378234
I usually read the outline of the plot before I start something. I don't read ongoing stuff very often.

>> No.13378241

>>13378236
How weird?

>> No.13378243

>>13378236
I don't mind weird sex, I just want to cum in the pussy.
Is that so wrong?

>> No.13378244

>>13378218
>I like bitter, I like sweet, but don't fucking mix them together. I either want a happy sunshine and butterflies story or a full blown tragedy.
YES, this!
>>13378227
>tfw anons share your pain
Nice to not be quite so alone.

>> No.13378246

>>13378213
Personally, I think MGQ a shit, but I love VH and Vanadis.

>> No.13378247

>>13378243
I want to cum in the weird pussy. Vanilla with abominations is my top fetish.

>> No.13378249

>>13378246
>MGQ a shit, but I love VH
Was it just the art you didn't like?

>> No.13378251

>>13378247
Brother

>> No.13378252

>>13378247
What about monster girls with animal pussies?

>> No.13378254

>>13378252
Not him but top tier. But lets not start that.

>> No.13378256

>>13378246
Vanadis has too much prostate milking/sounding and too much monster parts on your dick for me

>> No.13378257

>>13378249
That's part of it. I mean, there are some artists I liked in it. But what I really disliked about it was that most of the content just comes down to some variation on vore. It's not even that I hate vore in particular, it's just that it was plain monotonous and rather boring.

>> No.13378258

>>13378252
Depends. Snake cloaca is good because she can wrap around me for an ultravanilla hugsex session, quadruped pussy is out because you can't missionary one.

>> No.13378259

>>13378249
Not him, but I wish a Monster Girl game would come out where you aren't playing as a shota for once.

>> No.13378260

>>13378246
>I love VH
reminder
http://i.imgur.com/42Eq3PF.jpg
>>13378257
and most of VH just comes down to extremely generic femdom and hard sadomasochism

>> No.13378262

>>13378257
Yeah, I guess that was a lot less common in VH now that I think about it. I skipped all of the vore myself, except for one or two I found...interesting?

>> No.13378263

>>13378260
>http://i.imgur.com/42Eq3PF.jpg
That is so fucking hot.

>> No.13378264

>>13378260
At least there's variety.
Can't say I got off to thorn pussy though. That's just...no.

>>13378256
Eh, to each their own. I like it. Wish those games were translated...

>> No.13378265

>>13378259
>big tough baraman paladin getting raped by all the girls
It would be funny and I for one could self-insert far better, but I guess the reason for the shotas is that they're sexually unthreatening.

>> No.13378266

>>13378256
I mean, when 80% of scenes are either something really fetishy, or you getting jerked off with something that looks extremely unpleasant, what's even the point?

>> No.13378267

>>13378259
Vanadis, bunnyblack
How old is Luka, again? His appearance varies pretty widely depending on who is drawing him.

>> No.13378268

>>13378264
Honestly MGQ, especially past part 1, has way more variety than most other monster girl games
People tend to kind of overblow the amount of vore in the game
Although I guess the fact that almost every MGQ spinoff or anything produced by the high profile artists that worked on MGQ is nothing but vore doesn't help its reputation

>> No.13378272

>>13378268
The amount of vore, setochian horrors, delphinian hood ornaments and such increased in MGQ in each part.

>> No.13378273

>>13378268

You just have to pick and choose the monster in MGQ.

Why I'm looking forward to the Paradox translation, since picking and choosing monster is exactly what you're doing.

>> No.13378274

>>13378268
I've only even played Part 1, and I can't recall many scenes that didn't involve being at least partially consumed or wrapped up by some part of the mostly-monster girl.

Lamiae get a pass because coiling's great, but otherwise...of course the Loli Bandits were an exception. And they were the best.

>> No.13378275

>>13378268
Part 3 was like 80% hora-fying

>> No.13378277

>>13378275
I don't really remember liking anyone else than the Xelvy girls all that much in part 3.

>> No.13378279

>>13378272
By total number, yes, but not by percentage.
People forget that part 1 was mostly Setouchi and Delphinus. Parts 2 and 3 had a decent balance between more normal and horrifying, imo. Paradox kinda goes to the other extreme, and most girls outside of Tartarus (which are justified to be abominations in the story and are for the most part fairly tragic) are extremely vanilla.

>> No.13378284

>>13378279
The difference being that the Setochi stuff like the Mandragora in Part One was pretty normal and only had a couple different scenes. Even plansect and all that only had a scene or two apiece. Whereas you compare that to Kuuderestein with five appendages and a scene for each and the content slews vastly into the abomination direction.

Not to mention how often you got the old jack in the box "You though this was a hot girl? Surprise! It's Wilford Brimley Thing with the torso of a girl attached to it somewhere that you have to play Where's Waldo to find." That happened so much later. The relative proportion of artists stayed fairly consistent. The amount of content and the abominable nature of the monsters did not.

>> No.13378294

Is it just me or is KCs art-style starting to look a lot like Maybes?

I mean they look pretty soft.

>> No.13378296

>>13378284
>Sit down kiddo, let me tell you why you shouldn't enter that there abomination Pando Dryad
>Years ago back in your grand grandpappys time a foolhardy young man much like yerself wandered in, half-cocked, full cocked.
>That there abomination of a dryad swallowed him hole
>Sucked him right up, she did, and brought him to her very center some believe
>And on a dark and lonely night you can still her his screams of "I found it" echoing throughout the woods.

>> No.13378300

>>13378296
On another note,
>You'll never wander through your private forest with your dryad waifu, who exists within every tree there.
>You'll never join hands and walk with her as long, thin roots join her from tree to tree, Shai style.

>> No.13378310

>>13378294
>I mean they look pretty soft.
I can agree with that, but I'm not seeing the similarity to Maybe.

>> No.13378313

>>13378294
Soft is justice, even if it's ashy softness.

>> No.13378315

>>13378122
Yes.

And yes it is.

>> No.13378319

>>13378284
I wish MGQ's scenes would focus more on the girl parts than the monster ones
Even major characters had nothing but weird shit until late part 2
See Alice (tail pussy, weird tentacle finger handjob, tailjob, vore, titfuck, hairjob+flower-job)
Before the blowjob that redeemed her that's one decent scene out of six, and then they fuck it up again by making her loss scene at the end of part 2 disgusting as hell

>> No.13378325

>>13377804
Arachnotaur

>> No.13378331

>>13378325
Hail be to the bringer of holy chocolate milk and fancy spider mating dances!

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>>13378331
You're not me.

...It's obvious because I list exactly 3 things in order to use , in my Arachnotaur posts.

>> No.13378342

I want a footjob from a spider girl

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>>13378319
This is > opinions, I guess, 'cos my favourite Alice scene was the hairjob+flower-job and I fucking love the weird stuff in general.

>> No.13378344

>>13377804
I would go for an undead cult.

>> No.13378345

>>13378343
>The hairjob
It's the only scene I can't take out of my head, I understand you.

>> No.13378347

>>13378336
I'm obviously not. So?

>> No.13378348

>>13378343
How weird is too weird for you though?

>> No.13378349

>>13377804
Death cult. Also, the Black Sabbath, which is just a bunch of ara ara onee-sans who wanna cuddle their otoutos.

>> No.13378359

>>13378348
My tolerance for weird is... asymmetric. I fapped unironically to MGQ's Drain Plant, but I can't stand anal.
So idk.

>> No.13378361

>>13378349
Led by a Dullahan Werebat?

>> No.13378364

>>13378359
That's weird, dude.

>> No.13378369

>>13378359
I... That's weird, mane.

>> No.13378371
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>>13377804
Set

Really all the Monster Girl Egyptian gods can be counted under a single religion.

>> No.13378374

>>13378371
>paws
no

>> No.13378389

>>13378374
>not liking big meaty paws

>> No.13378394
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13378394

>>13378389
Those paws barely even quality for big and meaty

>> No.13378402

>>13378394
If I rub those will she chuff?

>> No.13378407
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13378407

>>13378394
Man I'm scared of those nails. Or claws.

>> No.13378409

>>13378394
oh god I want her to step on my dick so badly

>> No.13378425
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13378425

>>13378361
Why not a ghost skeleton?

>> No.13378429

>>13378425
Every time I see him I can only remember Mars Attack

>> No.13378433

>>13378425
No, you get out of here Void. Go.

>> No.13378443

>>13378300
>"Why are you leaving? Are you scared of me?"
>The leaves crackle and it's getting harder to breath every minute.
>The forest is vibrating with her soft murmur, a low hum constantly in the background.
>No matter how hard you run, she's always besides you.
>The moonlight shines the path and the humid air sticks to your clothes.
>"Anon! You're so silly! If you want to play a game of cat and mouse, I'll gladly play~"
>You began to run faster, her voice whispering to you constantly.
>Where was she? How was she always besides you?
>"Anon, can't you see? I AM the forest. I am the trees, the grass AND the ground. Please give in. For your sake. You're safe here in my embrace. The outside world is dirty and harsh. I can take care of you here, fulfilling your every need.
>The adrenaline is wearing off, and your limbs are burning.
>Your breath grows ragged and every breath is like breathing lead. Your heart pounds in your head, and you trip on something hard. The ground is coming closer, but you're too tired to care.
>You give up.
>You simply give up.
>You embrace the humid dirt and begin to slip into darkness.
>She emerges from the trees, her warm chest embraces you. She lays your head on her lap, and begins to comb through your hair, feeding you fresh water from a tree. Her voice calms your beating heart. All you feel now is exhaustion. She begins to whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
>"There, there. Nothing to be sacred of. I'll always be here for you Anon. Always."
>The smell of pine the last thing you remember as you drift into the void.

>> No.13378444

>>13378429
>>13378433
NO, YOU HAVE NO CONTROL, NOT EVEN YOUR OWN WILL.

>> No.13378457

>>13378443
Why is he dying? Or is it like, a temporary drift into the Void. Is she THE HAND OF GOD, HOVERING ABOVE?

>> No.13378465

>>13378457
She's a dryad. I guess it's a euphimism for going to sleep. Sorry for the pretentious wording.

>> No.13378478

>>13378465
Naw I just don't equate sleep with void. I equate it with death. My bad.

>> No.13378492

>>13378122
Does it have no checkpoints or something?

>> No.13378517
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13378517

Is it just me, or is this the most impractical footwear known to man?

>> No.13378533
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13378533

>>13378517
Yes
also, Awoo~

>> No.13378534

>>13378517
It's so you can bully her on dates by walking at a quick pace and holding her hand.

>> No.13378551

>>13377099
Guy from >>13376239 here, just woke up and saw the sketch. Thank you Loen!

>> No.13378552
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13378552

>>13378533
>Korbo
>Having breasts that large

>> No.13378565

>>13378551
>Liking the Mild

>> No.13378596
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13378596

Is piyo-tan a monster girl?

>> No.13378620

>>13378596
> filename
I don't like where this is going

>> No.13378626
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13378626

>you will never spend the whole weekend under the doormice pile

>> No.13378627
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13378627

>>13378596
She makes me diamonds either way, she's also a bird brain that forgets everything after 3 steps. Makes her the perfect bullying victim.

>> No.13378628

>>13378620
She's the rooster from the chinese zodiac

>> No.13378632

>>13378627
>bullying her
>instilling feelings of hatred
>not instilling feelings of love

>> No.13378642

>>13378632
But you could force yourself on her and she'd only be left with an intense feeling of hatred, never knowing that she's carrying your daughteru. Snake is better wife material anyway

>> No.13378647
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13378647

Would you rather a woman that had one giant fluffy tail or multiple, less fluffy tails?

>> No.13378650

>>13378642
>not making sure she feels good so she grows to love you

>> No.13378654

>>13378647
What would a tanuki girl's tail feel like on your dick?

>> No.13378656
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13378656

>>13378647
I prefer a tail covered in scales.

>> No.13378657

>>13378178
Would I use my training under Lich to cast Wish twice and burn 10k XP to create her husband a new body and rebind his willing soul to it, just for the sake of watching the tearjerking scene of a long separated couple finally reunited?

Yes.

Would I accept the following threesome offer as a token of gratitude?

Yes.

>> No.13378662

>>13378656
Mi negro.

>> No.13378670
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13378670

>>13378654
Like fluff, warmth, and love.

>> No.13378703

>>13378670
But would you fuck her tail?

>> No.13378716

>>13378703
Yes? That's a silly thing to ask. Who wouldn't want a fluffjob?

>> No.13378752

>Your monster hating parents will never be won over by your daughteru
>A man who spent the better part of 60 years hating monsters with all of his being will never take your 6 year old Anubis daughteru to the movies with a smile on his face
>Your mother will never beg to babysit so she can spend time with her and tell stories about when you were a kid

>> No.13378755

How would your parents react to meeting your waifu?

>> No.13378761

>>13378755
>.... Uh, anon, why is she purple?

>> No.13378762
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13378762

>>13378755

>> No.13378769
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13378769

>>13378752
I'd always imagine that some old, monster-hating ex-Paladin would warm up to their grandaughteru.

>> No.13378785

>>13377725
>>13377728
>>13378141
>Yeti finds mountain climbers sleeping
>Doesn't realize they died from hypothermia
>Lays down and hugs them tight
>"Why aren't they warming up to my hugs?"

>> No.13378793

>>13378785
Ah. I remember someone mentioning that idea around when Will-O-Wisp got released. We ended up giving it a happy ending. The guy seemed pretty mad. Shit was hilarious.

>> No.13378794

>>13378769
>get to see the colored version of the pic
>that retarded rob on lizard
Disappointed.

>> No.13378795

>>13377621
This is why you become an incubus

>> No.13378797

>>13378785
This makes me sad.

>> No.13378836
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13378836

This is a succubus.

>> No.13378839

What sadistic cunt decided that "The floor is spikes, lel kek" was a good idea for level design??

>> No.13378842

>>13378836
Not blue enough.

>> No.13378848

>>13378836

Why are succubi such love?

>> No.13378849

>>13378842
Wouldn't that be a devil?

>> No.13378862

>>13378848
Because it's part of their title. They're love demons.

>> No.13378868

>>13378836
http://sugarscript.itch.io/cute-demon-crashers

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13378871

>>13376233

>You will never snuggle and impregnate the ever living fuck out of z-ton's sheep

>> No.13378878
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13378878

>>13378868
Ah, so it's just a cookie-cutter otome game.

>> No.13378882

>>13378836
>>13378868
> "In our team, we felt there was a need of consent and safe spaces in 18+ VNs for women"

Well, this is... conflicting.
It's like the SJWs found mgs, but LIKED them.
I don't know how to process this.

>> No.13378892

>>13378878
Eh, women gotta jack off too.
>>13378882
Eh, it seems harmless enough.

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>>13378868
>This game is about consent and feeling safe in intimacy, so you can stop the sexytimes at different points, or keep going.
>In our team, we felt there was a need of consent and safe spaces in 18+ VNs for women, and NaNoRenO 2015 was the perfect excuse to make a game to fit those needs!
>Our keywords were: Cute, Silly, Super-Short, Safe and Vanilla.
Holy shit this is hilarious. Are SJWs seriously feel so threatened that they need their porn games to have consent and to be able to "opt out" of the sex scene in a porn game at any time?

I didn't even know you could simultaneously casualize and pussify visuals novels, but SJWs prove me wrong yet again

>> No.13378909
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13378909

>>13378848

They're love because Succubi can literally melt you into butter with just a simple touch or blow of air into your ear.

Yet nobody writes about them, which makes me sad. KC may have the retarded canon that Baphomet is "best at vagina", but a Succubus by definition doesn't even need to use bullshit magic or venom unless she really wants to. Her very nature and preternatural beauty that fits itself to your desires is enough.

>TFW you will never get cornered by a pent up Succubus who gives your groin a simple pat, forcing you to get an erection almost instantaneously
>TFW she'll never show you a special trick of hers where she gives you a handjob like you've never had before
>TFW instead of just straight up orgasming and spewing man-seed all over her face it's a long drawn-out procees, thick ropey strands of the stuff coming out of your cock, stuck to your fingertip
>TFW she'll never grin at you and begin to mold and knead it into the shape of a muddy white ball, telling you that for a cherry boy it's nice and juicy
>TFW she'll never pull a small stick from a portal and stick it into the bottom of the globe of semen and form a cum lollipop
>TFW she'll never become your girlfriend on the promise she'll give you mindblowing orgasms like that every day, and you both end up fucking like monkeys no less than three times a day
>Sometimes she nearly drains you dry, but always has Holstaur milk to pick you back up
>Your Dad's just glad you're not an Alp
>Your Mom keeps asking when you're going to finally give her grandkids
>TFW the Succubus will never tell you begrunddingly that she loves you, even if you're her food source

>> No.13378913

>>13378908
>I didn't even know you could simultaneously casualize and pussify visuals novels, but SJWs prove me wrong yet again

KS already did that.

>> No.13378928

>>13378908
>Holy shit this is hilarious. Are SJWs seriously feel so threatened that they need their porn games to have consent and to be able to "opt out" of the sex scene in a porn game at any time?
Yep, pretty hilarious.

>> No.13378934

>>13378871
Z-ton draws the best shy girls.
Somehow, the way they look reminds me of Olivia from Fire Emblem.

>> No.13378938

>>13378908
>All of that
It feels like they're just trying to be like,
>Okay, guys, let's all learn about safe sex.
>And not as in using condoms. We're talking about something a little more scarier than that, kids
Like, the fuck.

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>>13378928
They wouldn't last 11 minutes in a Monster Girl world

>> No.13378942

>>13378939
I don't think I would either.

>> No.13378946

>>13378939
>tfw SJWs are turned into monsters by lilims etc.
>They start raping men, and they themselves cry while doing so
>They know what their doing goes against everything they (kinda don't) stand for
>But it's too good to stop
I can have a chuckle at that.

>> No.13378949
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13378949

>>13378909
My nigga.

>> No.13378952

>>13378939
>Giant Apop-chan will never smugly look down on you

>> No.13378959

>>13378908
>I-I'm sorry, I-It's not you, it's me, I-it's just this... this porn is moving too fast for me. Can't we just slow down?
And then you ind her in bed with another VN. Bitches and whores, mang

>> No.13378968

>>13378959
>O-Oh Tyrone, Y-your vocabulary is so much bigger than the other VNs.
>Ohyeah, d-don't pause, baby.

>> No.13378970

>>13378909
Baphomets are so mary-sue I just ignore that they even exist.

>> No.13378972

>Wake up, KGA was banned
>All this talk about dead husbands.
>Fairy's acting like orcs and fairy cum balloons that doesn't just go "Fillem up and dump them"
Last night was weird

>> No.13378974 [DELETED] 

>>13378972
>KGA
What

>> No.13378978

>>13378952
>You will never tell her that you still see her underwear
She never learns

>> No.13378980

>>13378946
That'd be hilarious, the worst kind of fate for someone like that. They'd be triggering themselves by being rape machines.

>> No.13378984

>>13378974
King Grump Alp

>> No.13378985

>>13378980
Nah, they'd make up some crap about it not being rape if it's a woman doing it.
There'd be a spike in the alp population though

>> No.13378987 [DELETED] 

>>13378984
She's been banned?

But how can I cuddle her if she's banned?

>> No.13378988

>>13378980
Imagine hamming it up in that situation.
>"N-n-no! Please d-d-d-d-don't r-rape meeeeee!"

>> No.13378990 [DELETED] 

>>13378988
>"Please check your succubus privilege!"

>> No.13378999

>>13378988
>"I-I'm so triggered right now. You're literally raping me. Verbally too. I can't believe how oppressed I am right now."

>> No.13379003 [DELETED] 

>>13377164
>You will never get a chance to meet the town's only Lilim, only for her to end up being a chubby NEET

>> No.13379006

>>13378987
Believe and she will return


>>13378990
>They all think MGs are fighting the patriarchy
>A few change but soon find out MGs all are look for husbands
>Try to argue "Muh Patriarchy", get laughed out or changed
>Some go to the order thinking they can change it and fight an actual patriarchy
>Are either imprisoned and executed for being a bunch of tie dyed fruit cakes or live in poverty and starve because everyone else thinks they are crazy

>> No.13379008

>>13378980
>>13378985
>>13378946
Hate to be the guy, but the way I see it, their reaction to this corruption would be something along the lines of 'what the hell was I thinking? All those years wasting my life when there's so much love I could've been giving'. If anything, they'd find whatever ways possible to get their mates to 'keep them in the kitchen'.

>> No.13379009

>>13378978
Maybe the stupid snake will learn to stop trying to act all high and mighty, even if she is.

>> No.13379011

>>13379003
>Hey, you aren't the Pizza guy..what do you want normie? I have some MMGM to catch up on.
>What is it? Wow I knew you had bad taste but not this bAd a taste

>> No.13379012

>>13378980
How would a scenario like that go down though? I could see a whole sjw assembly getting changed via tampered catering

>> No.13379025

>>13379006
>Some fat legbeards screeching about patriarchy on a college campus
>A group of monster girls comes to taunt them
>"They don't even have husbands! Ahahaha!"
>"I bet they wouldn't even make him dinner if they did though, they probably can't even cook!"

>> No.13379050

>>13378988
>>13378990
>>13378999
>>13379006
>>13379011
>>13379025
Jesus fucking christ guys, could you stop whining about your spooky SJW illuminati and get back on topic?

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>>13379050
Legbeard detected.

>> No.13379055

>>13379051
>legbeard

oh wow

>> No.13379056

>>13379025
>"But Muh rape culture"
>MGs laugh harder
>She doesn't even proactively date! What a loser.
>Protestor starts shouting about a guy taking advantage of a girl, said guy is kissing a Wurm.
>I is for I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!

>> No.13379064

>>13379056
>Protestor starts shouting about a guy taking advantage of a girl, said guy is just chilling with a monstergirl
>Nobody does shit
>protestor is left standing alone, condescending eyes staring at her from afar from all directions

>> No.13379066

>>13379050
>G-guyss s-stop raping me with your opinions
Sorry, I'll go sit in a corner and count my privileges.

>> No.13379067 [DELETED] 

>>13379056
Woah there, please leave Wurms out of this. They're too innocent, they don't deserved to be bullied by tumblr. My heart can't take the idea of some blob screeching to a Wurm about rape culture and patriarchy, and the Wurm just sitting in her chair, confused and wondering where her boyfriend is and when they can watch cartoons and have fun again.

>> No.13379084

>>13378985
If there's one thing that would stop me from alping, it's fear of being associated with them.

Does the Church of the Fallen God have "Pray the Alp away" sessions?

>> No.13379086

>>13379067
Son, the second her boyfriend gets shit talked about the gloves come off. No one say's mean things about her boyfriend, he gives her ice cream and head pats.

>> No.13379094

>>13379067
>Snake creature
>Sitting
>In a chair

>> No.13379096
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13379096

Courtesy of JK.

>> No.13379099

>>13379084

Yes but it's much more literal. They pray to open a portal and then chuck the alp through it.

>> No.13379104

>>13379096

Thanks, JK. This is mind-blowingly good.

>> No.13379107

>>13378939
>implying you would
Pfft hahah

>> No.13379108

>>13379096
>heart pupils
>that drool
I have a short attention span. Can someone explain the Houri's association to modern Jihadists, along with her yandere tendencies?

>> No.13379110
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13379110

>>13379094
Yes

>> No.13379111

>>13378909
>Baphomet is "best at vagina"
Lolipussy is best pussy.

>> No.13379112

>>13379108
See >>13373715

>> No.13379113 [DELETED] 

>>13379107
If you're a guy it's easy to survive in a Monster Girl world. Just spread your legs to the strongest and closest Monster Girl to you, let her rape and marry you, make her happy, and there you go.

>> No.13379118

>>13379112
Ah, thanks.

>> No.13379119

>>13379099
Is the Alp flung into the future where my evil is law?

>> No.13379125

>>13379113
That's gay, dude.

>> No.13379126

>>13379113
Oh boy, don't cause another chimpout.

>> No.13379131

>>13379096
Oh yes. Terrorist jokes aside I really like her design, heart pupils are a gift from god.

>> No.13379132

>>13379119

That feeling when Aku literally uses Aki as a normal form in Bleedman's Excellent Pinoy Adventure comics where it's implied his daughter may or may not be Jack's, since Aku even expresses some sadness at the idea of not being able to battle the SA-MU-RAI anymore.

>> No.13379133

>>13379099
>They thought they could dispose of the Alps, tossing them into the realm of their dark master to be violated by tentacles of pure, demonic energy.
>Something went wrong though, one of them used all her feelings of hate and betrayal to command the darkness, to absorb it until she was a creation of dark fury, her heart hardened by her experiences
>The next time the veil was rended, it was not for something to go in, but for something to come out.
>The church was awash with fluids and orgasmic screams as she had her way with those that had locked her there, her crimson red gaze hateful and her heart unmoved by their pleading.
>Now a quarter of the city is in ruin as the black tentacles and orbs of demonic lust slowly overtake the city, the newly proclaimed "Arch Alp" at their center.
Are you a bad enough dude to fight your way to the center of the darkness, enter the church of the fallen god and pat her head and give her a hug before taking her? Saving the town from her vengeance?

>> No.13379137

>>13379131
Heart pupils, brown skin and delicious softness? 10/10 would suicide bomb some kaffirs to get. Talibans are the OG monmusu fanatics.

>> No.13379138

>>13379084
seeing as how you can alp into dark priests, they'd probably just make you join the church for good

>> No.13379141

>>13379133
>>13379119

>Now the Grump seeks to return to the past...

>> No.13379142

>>13379096
Man, that's pretty good.

>>13379131
Indeed they are, my friend. Indeed they are. Also, I like her too. Her dark skin and great breast size are real nice.

>> No.13379157

>>13379133
>pat her head and give her a hug before taking her
This is what I want to do to all evil overladies.

>> No.13379173

>>13379131
>>13379137

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzCU29y2-U

>Liking any MG with brown skin other than Dark Elfs, the original halal
>Only because the Houri are for Allah's promised martyrs

You all are maximum haram.

>> No.13379175

A mighty Kraken sea witch offers you a deal: She will use her sea witch magic to allow your waifu to join you on land. In exchange, you must impregnate the sea witch and give her a child before she will do her part of the bargain. Do you accept?

In before >The Kraken sea witch is my waifu

>> No.13379179

>>13379175
Is jacking off into a cup an option?

>> No.13379180

>>13379175

I'd rather drive my ship right into her womb

>> No.13379181

>>13379179
If you can figure out how to impregnate a Kraken while underwater with it, sure.

>> No.13379184

>>13379175
Ha! My waifu doesn't live in the sea! She can entrap some other schmuck.

>> No.13379187
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13379187

>>13379173
Elves don't count towards your 4 wife limit. Don't bother Mohammed about this, he's the one who told me.

>> No.13379191 [DELETED] 

>>13379175
What if I want the Kraken Sea Witch though? Christmas Cakes and big floppy hats are my fetishes.

>> No.13379192

>One rainy Friday afternoon, it’s lunch hour
>Waiting on a crowded train while waiting for your stop
>Pressed against a couple of guys in business suits, a kitsune in a business suit, there’s even an ushi-oni in a neatly pressed blazer with a really pretty seal tied like a headband
>Everyone minds their own business, it’s been a pretty smooth ride today
>At the next stop, some young-looking girls with bright hair board wearing loose track jackets with hoods
>One of them enters the train car, wades through the traffic, and finds a space just an inch in front of you
>She comes up to your ribs, but you can clearly see the outline of a nice rack under that jacket
>She’s no older than a teen, she can’t possibly be an adult
>Even if she’s more stacked than an IHOP
>and you swear she’s not even wearing anything under that jacket
>Somewhere between your internal dialogue, you can see her looking up towards you with a cherubic smile across her face
>You swear you saw heart-shaped pupils
(cont)

>> No.13379194

>>13379131
>Terrorist jokes aside I really like her design
Yeah, she's a cute human girl.

>> No.13379197

>>13379192
>She turns around, those stonking tits now pressing into your stomach
>She starts unzipping the jacket, confirming your suspicions
>Until you notice a strap under her boobs
>She starts opening her jacket
>There’s some kind of blocks under her armpits, wired into what looks like a pager
>to the crowd, it looks like she’s flashing you
>this is actually fucking happening
>She hasn’t lost the smile across her face as she’s doing this
>Is this how it really ends?
>She presses her face into your rib, uttering a single phrase before unhooding herself to reveal a halo in what seems to be shaped like a heart
>you see the pager flash as she utters something
“Eros is love.”

(cont)

>> No.13379199

>>13379191
Queue heart pupils, tentacle hugs, and lots and lots of cuddling. Also prepare for rambunctious sea witch Kraken daughterus.

>> No.13379204

>>13379197
>The news reported similar incidents happening across the country, public transit being attacked by what appeared to be teenagers in loose clothing strapped with gas bombs
>Street cameras showed them running away, the scenes erupting into a public orgy before emergency responders arrive
>one incident in particular, one of the suspects was seen leaving with a human male by hand away from a railway stop
>At least until he pulled her into a public bathroom

It was the beginning of a new age in Monstergirl City

>> No.13379208
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>>13379187
>Anubis
>Kiki
>Baphomet
>Fennec Kitsune
>6-8 Brown Elves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOk4LDFSmPc

>> No.13379209

>>13379204
5/10. I was hoping for actual bombs.

>> No.13379218

>>13379204
10/10. Best terrorist.

>> No.13379220

>>13379208
Gods it's such a disgusting language. It sounds like between each syllable, some one strangles their throat closed before releasing shortly.

>> No.13379223

>>13379157
>So...you are the mortal who's been thwarting my plans.
>I have a special fate in mind for you, do you see all these BITCHES and their husbands I'm toying with?
>It will pale in comparison to what I have in store for you.
>Wh...what is this!? Why can't I stop you!?
>Why won't you fall? Why won't you FALL!?
>S-stay back...I SAID STAY BACK DAMMIT!
>I'm not going back there! You can't make me! I'd rather die!
>Come on then...make it quick...
>W-why are you patting my head? Aren't you going to kill me?
>But all the things I did! All those people...I..I'm not crying, your hug just caught me off guard....
>W-well, I guess if it's you I won't mind..You'll be gentle right? I've never had it be gentle before.

>> No.13379225

>>13379192
>>13379197
>>13379204
Lovely. It'll seem that Houri are the closest things MGE has to shortstacks next to Devils and Hobgoblins.

>> No.13379228

>>13379225
Devil isn't even close to a shortstack and hobgoblin is more of an oppai loli.

>> No.13379230

>>13379197
>"Eros is love."
>not "EROS AKBAR."
7/10 still alright.

>> No.13379236

>>13379228
I want to take a devil and pamper her in my house.

>> No.13379237

>>13379187

I'd gladly buy that elf slave and make her my personal shoulder pillow. And by that I mean I'll give her shoulder rides everywhere we go while getting comfy thighs for me to rest my head on in return.

>> No.13379239

>>13379192
>>13379197
>>13379204
I went ahead and tossed this onto my pastebin for posterity. Hope you have a good day, anons.

http://pastebin.com/3fnmfnBW

>>13379230
I actually wrote that down at first, but figured that would have been too obvious.

>> No.13379240

>>13379236
I want to make a mischievous Devil into my personal daki of a cuddleslut.

>> No.13379246

>>13379240
Real question is if she's soft enough.

>> No.13379256

>>13379204

Fucking terrorist. She's probably doing that to cause NTR.

>> No.13379288

>>13379256
She's just doing the work of Eros.
Milkman for Hathor, Houri for Eros. We terrorists now.

>> No.13379292

>>13379256
See, that's something that popped into my head too. I thought more about it and I figured that it would largely end up actual couples going at it, and singles fucking among themselves. Seems pretty probable for a MG setting. I guess NTR is still possible(Like for childhood friends that haven't confessed), but a bit less likely.

>> No.13379295

>>13379256
>New video released by MonSIS
>An Anon in bright orange clothing is seen kneeling on the ground in a desert, his hands cuffed behind his back
>Behind him stands a figure in black clothing and mask, only eyes and hands are visible
>The figure is holding a Raging Mushoom in one hand
>Points it at the camera in a threatening manner and starts talking in a feminine voice
>“For decades, we have endured the continued hostilities of the Order, who oppressed us, our homes and our families. We shall suffer no more. Just as your Paladins continue to strike our people, our cunts will continue to strike the cocks of your people.”
>"Humans, this is your first warning."
>She proceeds to shove the mushroom into the Anon's mouth and make him eat it all
>Anon gets rock hard moments later
>She starts raping the shit out of him on camera
>The Anon is a married man

I hate myself for this.

>> No.13379298

>>13378868
>these people are so sensitive and wishy washy, they can't get through a fucking sex scene because it might turn to "rape" at any second

Stop breathing my air.

>> No.13379302

>>13379239
I hope you write more.

>> No.13379305

>>13378892
>harmless

>> No.13379308

>>13378909

Succubi come across as that girl who will NTR you in a heartbeat. They feed off sex, its not hard to imagine them cheating on you and not really getting the monogamy thing.

>> No.13379312

>>13378985
>spike in the alp population

What? Why?

>> No.13379316

>>13378755

>undead waifu
>christian mother

Not well.

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>>13379308
Are you the same person that spouts "hurr cuck" everytime Succubi are brought up?

>> No.13379324

>>13379305
They're not going to come into this thread and demand we play the damned thing so it's not going to effect us.

>> No.13379325

>>13379308
Yeah, but think about it why would they cheat and destroy your relationship for a one night stand? She'd be throwing away her most reliable source of food for a quick snack.

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>>13379175
>>13379191
>>13379199
>Ara ara, you wouldn't want an old witch like me, would you?
>I'm just kidding there's no turning back now, hope you like Tentacle Hugs husband. And I've got plenty of potions to mix things up in the bedroom, we're going to have bundles of fun together.

>> No.13379335

>>13379133
>spoiler

Sure, it'll make it easier to cut her fool head off.

>> No.13379341

>>13379332
How is that hat supposed to stay in place?

>> No.13379342

>>13379175

No thank you, I'll just find a sea bishop and get that right that lets me live underwater.

>> No.13379347

>>13379332
I want to wear her like a hat. What does the underside of squid even look like?

>> No.13379351 [DELETED] 

>>13379341
Mamono Magic

>> No.13379354

>>13379325
Shapeshifting whenever they're fucking one of the dozens of men they're in a relationship with. AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

>> No.13379360

>>13379312
With all them wishing to be girls quite a few are bound to alp.
Would be quite off putting
Allthough watching one break down mid rant and start sucking a guy's dick would hilarious

>> No.13379361

>>13379295
>give the guy a raging mushroom
>she rapes him

Uuuh...

>> No.13379362

>>13379347
Look for yourself:
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/search?mode=tags&word=%E9%AD%94%E7%89%A9%E5%A8%98%E5%9B%B3%E9%91%91
>>13379351
Ah.

>> No.13379363

>>13379332
What if her hat is actually some kind of sex toy, like Succubus Witch in MGQ

>> No.13379364

>>13379256
I'm basing it on the idea of houris having something like a gaseous form of Gandharva fragrance they "dispense" through the public, which on its own works more like >>13379292 suggests.

The actual entry for Gandharva goes into detail of it working like a aphrodisiac more than anything, but this is all just headcanon I'm working off of.

>>13379302
I'm actually still working on the first chapter of Son of New Jericho
It's a lot more serious than anything I've done; a dystopian monstergirl setting with military drama is something I don't want to mess up on

>> No.13379366

>>13379361
Way to fuck up, >>13379295.

>> No.13379370

>>13379360
Oh you meant the gayfags in the SJW movement. Since you were talking about women, then mentioned alping, I got confused.

>> No.13379371

>>13379364
I wish people hadn't forgotten about Gandharva within a day
She's actually one of my favorites

>> No.13379373

>>13379362
Naw, surely there's a front pussy between her front two tentacle leg things.

>> No.13379374

>>13379321
He's a faggot, but if you think only one guy in these threads hates succubi, lurk the fuck more.

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>>13379256
>not liking based male NTR
Pleb
Niebel's dragon story was amazing

>> No.13379381

Nowhere I go is safe of retards talking non-stop about SJWs.

>> No.13379383

>>13379375
No, that story was dumb for a number of reasons.

>> No.13379387

>>13379324
Not the point, look at how they're slowly getting their mittens in the industry, I don't care if they wan tot have their guurl power games, but why do the gotta fuck with ours? Most recent casualties, Mortal Kombatand DOA.

>> No.13379393

>>13379387
MK seems fine.

>> No.13379394

>>13379387
>but why do the gotta fuck with ours?
Stop being a little bitch.

>> No.13379398

>>13379381
Kill them anon, kill them all.

>> No.13379400

>>13379371
Banjo Bird is pretty good.

>> No.13379406

>>13379373
They do have a front pussy like every other MGE monster girl, I'm fairly sure that hole down there is supposed to be her anus
So if you want a weird hole to fuck that's not in the usual human location, there's your option

>> No.13379408

>>13379383
Just as dumb as the concept of monsters lusting over a dick

>> No.13379415

>>13379387
Do people seriously think "gamer gurls" are killing the industry?

>greenlight
>early access
>microtransactions
>DLC

Though I'm still waiting for the day the media can stop eating up Anita's bullshit.

>> No.13379419

>>13379408
Can't say I agree with that comparison.

>> No.13379422

Is it weird if Kraken's tentacles make my dick rock hard?

>> No.13379428

GET OUT GAMER GAZER.
The end to that was hilarious. I wanna see a human boy who stands up and speaks for male equality raped and broken. I wanna watch paladins try to get him to stand up again, telling him that if he doesn't stand up again, they win, only for him to turn around and go "they already won."

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>>13379387
>mk
>doa
w0t
How the got affected?
MK is still an edgy gore fest
DoA is still bouncing tits simulator with some fighting as a mini-game. And most of girl's costumes are just the barely minimum needed not to be full nude

>> No.13379437

>>13379393
>>13379415

Really? "Let's make Kung Jin gay because muh diversity". Toning down the sexy outfits for the sake of being "more realistic", in a game where people shoot fireballs, fight in lava flows in Hell and punch groins so hard, their heads pop off. It's not just the changes in game, but the changes they want to make in the industry and community that will fuck us over in the end. Look at the soft ban on costumes they implemented on a recent DOA tournament, because, they want to be "taken seriously". Nigga please, you make tit fighting games, and they are successful, those that like it for the tits, and those who play for the game's sake will always exist. And before you tell me to take it easy, that I'm overreacting, what more proof do you need that they want all we enjoy, when tumblr nose and the rewrites that turned the MGE girls into man killers exist? You cannot be this blind.


>>13379394
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.13379438

>>13379422
I want to hook her front two tentacles over my shoulders as I plow into that hole thingy under her, and stare her in the eyes intensely as we kiss.

>> No.13379442

>>13379375
>based male NTR
I have taste for that, too.
Though not with MC ending up practically as terribly as wife, apart from only not being cucked.

>> No.13379446

>>13379408
If you had said human dick, I might have bee with you, but

>creatures of flesh an blood that need to reproduce
>not lusting after dick

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

>> No.13379447

>>13379438
I unironically want a Kraken onee-san to massage my prostate and milk me with her tentacle onahole

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>>13379428
>You will never be an innocent human boy with dreams of being a game dev who goes to your college's video game club only to see it filled with Gazers, Alps, and NEET Lilims who end up raping you for the human boy slut you are
God I want this so bad, reverse gangbangs with these girls.

>>13379434
Not sure what he's talking about with Mortal Kombat because I don't play shit but I know with DoA tournaments were banning certain costumes because they objectified women.

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>>13379437
You're being a sad paranoid fuck.

>> No.13379460

>>13379447
Gaywads please leave the thread.

>> No.13379465

>>13379458
Dog inside house on fire "this is fine".jpg

>> No.13379466

>>13379460
Not him but isn't it too early to being the whole "Sexual acts with a woman is gay" shitstorm?

>> No.13379469 [DELETED] 

>>13379449
>They end up forcing you under the table while they all play on the computers
>They force you to give them under-the-table cunnilingus, and go from one girl to the next
>If you're not fast enough they start kicking you and forcing you to lick and massage their feet as well

>> No.13379471

>>13379437
> rewrites that turned the MGE girls into man killers

My curiosity is piqued, do you have any examples?

>> No.13379472

>>13379466
Sexual acts are not gay
Getting pegged/penetrated is gay

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>>13379471
It's an evil that must not be named.

>> No.13379478

>>13379449
>Well boy? How do you feel about gaming now you slu-
>"Sweetie? Did you grab milk from the store?"
>Daaaaaaad! I told you to knock! I'm putting a gamerguy in his place!
>"That doesn't answer the question honey bear. Also, Hi Sadie and Cathy"
>Hi Mr. Nonymouse

>> No.13379479

>>13379469
>Not disinterested gangbangs as they all ride you, and you play games with them, beating them despite the fact you're on your back and watching the screen upside down

>>13379472
I said it was too early, retard.

>> No.13379481

>>13379466
>it's okay because it's a woman fucking you in the ass

Fuck off.

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>>13379471
I think it was by the same guy who did this wonderful redrawn

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Line 203
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
>Komodo-oneechan's Slutty Cosplay

>> No.13379486

>>13379482
At least spoiler that shit.

>> No.13379487 [DELETED] 

>>13379483
>More Komod-Oneechan
Thank you! I want to lick Komodo Chan's smelly hairy pussy!

>> No.13379489

>>13379481
>I'm going to be a faggot and shitpost anyway
christ

>>13379483
Thanks, man.

>> No.13379496

>>13379437
Wasn't he always gay?

>> No.13379497

>>13379471
You could always go to tumblr and search for monstergirls. I don't remember the guy's name, other than his handle here, and that he is a gay fat fuck sjw.

>> No.13379498

>>13379483
>voyeur
Aww yeah

>> No.13379500

>>13379497
>and that he is a gay fat fuck
I don't think people here have much room to talk.

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>>13379476
>>13379482
Please forget that I said anything

>> No.13379506 [DELETED] 

>>13379500
Who here could possibly be gay? it's a porn thread for hot lusty Monster Girls. It's as ungay as it gets.

>> No.13379507

>>13379506
There could be women here.

>> No.13379509

>>13379506
From what I've seen a lot of people here are bi.

>> No.13379511

>>13378909
Nobody writes about them because they just aren't very special when settings like the MGE are used as a basis.

KC likes to write about them being more attractive, loving, skilled, and powerful than almost every other monster, but they're still just slutty magical girls in a world of far more exotic slutty magical girls.

Go anywhere else and they turn into walking NTR or become soul draining nightmares.

>> No.13379513 [DELETED] 

>>13379507
Anyone who says they're a woman on her is just an Alp, disregard them.

>>13379509
>Bi
Disgusting.

>> No.13379515

>>13379500
>we're all gay fatties

I don't think so Tim, other that the few faggots who want to be the MG, the futafags, and fujoshit kun, we're just fucking fine.

>> No.13379516

>>13379506
>what is alp and alpshit tolerates
SJW is already here
Tranny is a real woman because lol magic
There is nothing wrong with being a faggot etc

>> No.13379523

>>13379509
>a lot

Seriously, curb those assumptions.

>> No.13379525 [DELETED] 

>>13379516
Hey, don't bully Alps and wanting to love Alps by calling them SJWs!

I want to cuddle by chubby Alp senpai and dress her in the lewdest and most objectifying costumes in the world!

>> No.13379526

>>13379515
>>we're all
...Did I ever say that?

>>13379523
A lot =/= most

>> No.13379528

>>13379513
The women here are probably not stupid enough to say they're women

>> No.13379530

>>13379516
>alps
>tolerated

>> No.13379531

>>13379526
>I don't think people here
>people
>all of us here

Yes, you did.

>> No.13379535

>>13379525
Shut up Inari, I am so sick of your shit.

>> No.13379536

>>13379500
But I'm a scrawny, 115 pound fuccboi.

>> No.13379540 [DELETED] 

>>13379535
But I'm not Inari, if I was I'd want to BE the Monster Girl, which I don't.

>> No.13379542

>>13379525
Such a naughty Kohai, didn't you learn anything from her?
You'd probably make her wear a skirt so small that her panties can be seen straining against her bubble butt

>> No.13379553

>>13379483
This isn't going to cross the line into swinging and shit, is it? I mean it makes me sort of sick, but I personally think he should have made her wear the cumstained clothes. Reap what you sow.

>> No.13379562

>>13379540
Shut up still you autistic piece of shit.

>inb4 buzzwords

When we've had two alp thread in a row, and you haven't shut up for one fucking second about alps, alp sempai, chubby alps, and randomly spouting and about alps, yes, I reserve to right to call you an autist.

>> No.13379564

>>13379553
>swinging and shit
No_. Also, >making your sister wear clothes with someone else's cum on them

>> No.13379573 [DELETED] 

>>13379562
Holy shit you really don't like Alps do you

>> No.13379574

>>13379564
Not him, but I'm glad to hear that.. I just started reading this story. Would have been a shame to drop it so soon.

>> No.13379594

>>13379564
Reap what you sow dude. Act like a slut in public, expect to have your shit cummed on. Frankly I'm also a little skeptical the jocks didn't strip her as she fucked her bro, find out that she was indeed the pornstar, and push the dude aside to fuck her instead. I mean I'm immensely glad that that didn't happen, but really the set up was too perfect. The doujins write themselves so to say and for them to just go "naw it aint her" without even stripping her first, (and they would, humiliation is the bread and butter of assholes), it's just a little unbelievable. But good. It's good you didn't do that. Just sayin'. This isn't really critique either, I enjoyed it as a piece, I guess even if the content didn't agree with me. Keep up the good work. I was there when komodo-onee was coined as an idea and I'm happy to see its fruit.

>> No.13379598

>>13379573
Alp is the worst thing that happened to MGE
That shit brought trannies, faggots and other sissies who think they are in a good company here

>> No.13379618

>>13379598
I don't give a shit about anyone being gay but I really hate it when they delude themselves into thinking they aren't.

>> No.13379637

>>13379594
>>13379564
If I may add to this, it might have also been a good lesson for her. Onee-san has no breaks and shit is just accelerating at an exponential rate, and it's only a matter of time until her fetishism gets out of hand, and everything collapses. Though, that too could be fun to read in its own, bittersweet way.

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>>13379598
>Alp is the worst thing that happened to MGE

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>>13379482
I did what I could. Back to the fit oni.

>> No.13379646

>>13379639
So, what exactly did that bring upon the thread besides autismal rage that lasted for a single day?

>> No.13379658

>>13379594
>really the set up was too perfect
You may have noticed by now that I love NTR fakeouts. Spoilers: it's never gonna be actual NTR. Françoise is gonna fuck a ton of dudes, though, but she's a villain so it doesn't count.

>> No.13379660

>>13379643
Her face itself looks nice now, but her chin still reminds me of a Rugrats character.

>> No.13379668

>>13379658
>You may have noticed by now that I love NTR fakeouts
Oh. Naw, I didn't realize that was a thing that you did. Well, yeah that explains the setup. Have you ever done a CYOA?

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>>13379658
>she's a villain
She's also a Living Doll? I wonder how it's be for her if she spent an eternity in solitude, unloved.

Those are fears a Living Doll may have after all.

>> No.13379673

>>13379639
Yes, alps are much worse than that
I haven't seen a single real furry here since she was introduced, only autists doomsdaying

I would take dozen of cait-tier MGs than a single alp

>> No.13379676

>>13379673
>I would take dozen of cait-tier MGs
Get the fuck out.

>> No.13379680

>>13379670
>hes nunchuck now
dante pls

>> No.13379686

>>13379673
Now let's not go that far, they're both shit.

>> No.13379687

>>13379668
>CYOA
Yes.

>> No.13379689

>>13379673
>I would take dozen of cait-tier MGs than a single alp
Silence. You know not what you say, you dumb motherfucker. The reason it hasn't brought them upon us is because there is only one. If there were a dozen more... Well, then you'd have more people to bitch about, I guess, so it wouldn't be too bad for you. That all said, they are both shit, and should be treated as such.

>> No.13379692

>No wurm to lay on top of on a lazy Saturday and read a book

>> No.13379695

>>13379687
Was it that Alabaster Soliloqy one which was back on /a/ a while ago? I remember that having an NTR fakeout, too.

>> No.13379701

>>13379695
>Alabaster Soliloqy
I don't know what that is, so no. It was back when MGG was on /a/, so like a year ago.

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>>13379692
>no small monstergirl/human community to die as a martyr for
>no young monstergirl to develop a fixation in you after your noble sacrifice

>> No.13379707

>>13379321

No, I just don't like succubi. They come across as shitty waifus.

>> No.13379710

>>13378492
It has checkpoints, they're just few and far between.

>> No.13379711 [DELETED] 

>>13379673
>Complains about autist doomsayers
>Talks about how Alps are to spell the doom for us all

>> No.13379712

>>13379704
fixation on*

>> No.13379715

>>13379701
>MGG
Naw, never mind. This was some highschool harem cyoa with some kind of vivian android plot with an asshole MC. It was pretty popular, and then it got shoved off to /tg/ after a decent few weeks run, and I'm pretty sure it just died. I don't know what happened with it.

>> No.13379724

>>13379711
>alps are to spell the doom of us all

When did he say that?

>> No.13379731

>>13379704
I'll be fucking her while you rot in the ground.

>> No.13379737 [DELETED] 

>>13379483
Alright, hold the phone.

From Komodo-oneechan's weekend
>imagining her thick thighs, her huge bust, her flabby tummy...
>I see my cum dribble down from between them and onto her flabby stomach

From the recent update
>Minutes pass as Sis and I kiss, my hands quickly tracing her body back and forth, her meaty thighs, her fat butt, her thin waist, her droopy, massive breasts

I always figured Komodo-Oneechan was a thick girl, big and chubby. Why retcon her to have a thin waist?

>> No.13379739

>>13379731
ayyy lmao :^)

>> No.13379753

>>13379737
>retcon
I forgot. It's not like I check the previous installments for consistency.

>> No.13379771 [DELETED] 
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13379771

>>13379753
Oh. Well please keep her flabby in the future. I know it's autistic to care so much about something in a writefags story, but I like my Komodos to be big girls for me.

>> No.13379774
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13379774

>>13379375
> liked what I did with Dragon
Well, one out of... everyone ain't bad.
Can I cynically leverage your approval into a sauce of that doujin?

>> No.13379783

>>13379771
I changed it to relatively thin. She's supposed to be a bit fatter than Ishimura-ya Patchu, as in her stomach has sort of noticable fat, but much, much less than her tits and ass.

>> No.13379785

>>13379774

>That tiny Gnome

Hug capacitors at maximum.

>> No.13379793

>>13379375
>fufufu...I thought it will come to this
So what if it didn't? I mean I assume the guy is already raped and mindbroken and all, so what if she was ready to be a willing ally? do you just like, awkwardly go, "o-oh...well...h-here you are I guess, you can have him back then. S-sorry we kind of raped him and broke his brain. S-see you tuesday then. N-nice to have you aboard."

>> No.13379794
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13379794

>>13379774
Not him, but I kinda liked it despite the profile inaccuracy. Also:
http://exhentai.org/g/741264/216c08aab2/

>> No.13379796

>>13379774
Sure
http://exhentai.org/g/741264/216c08aab2/

>> No.13379828 [DELETED] 

>>13379794
>>13379796
Oh fuck off, it stopped being funny threads ago

>> No.13379832

>>13379828
Huh?

>> No.13379833
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13379833

How frigid do you like your Yuki-Onnas?

also is this series' manga as bad as the anime?

>> No.13379835

>>13379828
What? Nothing about my post was comedic.

>> No.13379838

>>13379833
>How frigid do you like your Yuki-Onnas?
ICE HYMEN

>> No.13379841

>>13379833
It goes from SoL to Shonen.
I lost interest.

>> No.13379847

>>13379833
No, the anime is fucking terrible. Season 2 especially
Manga is okay

>> No.13379850 [DELETED] 

>>13379832
>>13379835
You know damn well what I'm talking about. "Click this link guys, it tottaly redirects to the porn you want and isn't just an image that wasn't even a funny one!"

>> No.13379857

>>13379832
>>13379835
Dollars to donuts it's the faggot who likes to pretend he doesn't get SadPanda.

>> No.13379861

>>13379850
Are you fucking serious? You still don't know how to bypass the fucking panda?

It shouldn't require mental gymnastics you fuck.

>> No.13379863

>>13379850
Alright, this is a little funnier than if you had just said it outright. Nice job. Still shit though.

>> No.13379868
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13379868

>>13379833
bundled and comfy

>> No.13379880

>>13379850
Replace "ex" in url with "g.e-" for the quick solution for bypassing panda.

>> No.13379884

>>13379850
>being a newfag
The only joke here is you.

>> No.13379886 [DELETED] 

>>13379880
Wait seriously? Holy fuck it really does work, that's insane!

Why don't people just post the link like normal then? Why all that sand panda bullshit?

>> No.13379893

>>13379880
Why are you going along with this idiotic joke?

>> No.13379895

>>13379886
You absolute madman!

>> No.13379898

>>13379886
>Why all that sand panda bullshit?
Cry more.

>> No.13379900

>>13379886
Because ex is the better site, g.e- has a tendency to purge/block shit. It'd be better for your idiotic ass to google how to get around the sad panda so you can access ex instead.

>> No.13379921

>>13379886
Exhentai has a good number of content that got removed on g.e-hentai. That's why it's the quick solution it gets to the link mentioned now, but some stuff will be off limits when you try this trick later on. The permanent solution is more complicated, but in the end you'll get access to all the links posted.

>> No.13379928

>>13377945
>Writes like 5 stories about MG's
>Doesnt like them

Somthing doesnt seem right there bro.

Besides he stated his favorite MG's. Holstaurus, Cheshire and Succubus.

>> No.13379936
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13379936

http://pastebin.com/Y7qbEMnT

Warning: Don't write shit when you're half-shitfaced or it'll come out looking like this drivel.

>> No.13379948

>>13379936
>That pic
Does she have blue ovaries?

>> No.13379953

>>13379948
What do you think?

>> No.13379978

>>13379886
http://pastebin.com/hf7K6vJy

>> No.13379991

>>13379936
>you will never cum raw inside a loli kitsune's cunt only for her to wake up and yell at you for not staying to cuddle before round 3

moar

>> No.13380000
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13380000

>>13379886
>This is you right now

>> No.13380005

>>13380000
>Panda image of mistery
Every time

>> No.13380012

>>13379991
I want to take manticore venom and make her belly swell up with seed.

>> No.13380013

>>13380005
I can just imagine the reaction every time.
>NANI?!

>> No.13380018

>>13379953
Having read that, nope. Fun read though.

>> No.13380020

>>13380012
I wonder if manticore venom and rage mushroom would result in high impact impregnation

>> No.13380031

>>13380020
Probably.
The best kind of impregnation tied with tender loving impregnation

>> No.13380039

>>13380031
I want to mating press a kitloli now

>> No.13380049

>>13380020

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XhjviN1yMA

>Anon eats Raging Mushroom, puts on Tiki mask
>Chases Kitsch around the city in the stark nude with a raging hard on to the jungle drums
>Knocks what're supposed to be rape machine MGs like Wurms, Ushi-Onis aside as if they're nothing
>Can't stop the rape
>High impact Tiki impregnation

>> No.13380050

>>13379483
>"I wonder what this will lead to..."

Well, plenty of others already voiced the obvious of her wanting multiple partners next. Staggered progression and such.

Personally, I'd say it seems as though she's reaching the point where she's not even able to get off without an audience. Assuming she isn't already there of course...

>> No.13380065

>>13380039
>>13380031
>>13380020

You guys are sick for wanting to dick a Kitloli

>> No.13380068

>>13380000
Is this a Nip using a really shitty translator, or is this a conversation on 2chan google translated?

Cause I don't understand anything that's being said.

>> No.13380072

>>13379936
This was fantastic.

>> No.13380075

>>13379936
>Tan Loli Kitsune
>Wake up from drunken sex
>Teases your morning wood
>Has you eat her out while drooling rum down her body
>Pump her full of cum to make her belly swell

This is all simply glorious. We need more good shit like this, yessir.

>> No.13380078

>>13379936
Dear diary,
today Bollocks was a pretty cool guy.

>> No.13380082
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13380082

STRONG INDEPENDENT ONI

DON'T NEED NO MAN

but would still like one though

>> No.13380091
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13380091

>>13380082

>> No.13380097

>>13380075
>>13380078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7liS-WlT6g

>Thinking he's not a dead man

>> No.13380103

>>13380097
Damn, that's cold batman.

>> No.13380111

>>13380075

Don't enable the faggot, please

>> No.13380129

>>13379936
Thanks for the read, Bollocks; I liked it.

>> No.13380142
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13380142

So tell me /mgt/, how much floof is too much floof?

>> No.13380145

>>13380142
That's a lot of mofu.

>> No.13380163

>>13380142
You can never have too much floof.

>> No.13380164
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13380164

>>13380082

STRONG INDEPENDENT CATERPILLAR

DON'T NEED TO METAMORPHOSE FOR YOUR APPROVAL

THE MORAL IMPERATIVE TO TRANSITION INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY IS A FORM OF OPPRESSION! LOVE WHO YOU ARE AND CELEBRATE CATERPILLAR CULTURE!

DON'T NEED NO MAN!

But would still like one.

With pretty eyes. Who's relatively masculine in behavior but still emotionally sensitive. Who doesn't mind massaging my stomach for a few minutes at night. And would like to watch spaghetti westerns with me. And likes to plan out nice meals in which we both cook. And prefers sensual cuddling. And doesn't judge me or wish I wasn't born like my mother does.

>> No.13380173
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13380173

>>13380082
"NEED A MAN" = DEPENDENCY PROBLEMS

"WANT A MAN" = ACTUAL LOVE

>> No.13380177

>>13379928

Do we know of the favorites of other writefaggots?

>> No.13380180
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13380180

>>13380142
Never!

>> No.13380183

>>13380164
...Where do you put it in?

>> No.13380185

>>13380164
>fatty
>with that abdominal definition
Nigga I'd rub my dick all over her tummy.

>> No.13380190

>>13380177
I'd guess the ones they write about the most.

>> No.13380195

>>13380183
Mouth

>> No.13380199

>>13380183
Wait until she turns into a butterfly girl and fuck her non-stop until she lays eggs and dies.

>> No.13380206
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13380206

>>13380173

I don't NEED a man.

But it'd be nice.

Would he appreciate my gains?

Be nice if he rubbed me down on my rest days.

Dumb skinnybitches, they don't even lift.

Dumb fatbitches, enjoy the diabetes.

>> No.13380215

>>13380142
Still not too much. Now I'm thinking about a newfoundland dog-girl. A whole head-and-a-bit taller than me, with paws that could hold a watermelon like a grapefruit, a mane that completely covers her collar, and breasts that could smother a bear.

>> No.13380217

>>13380206
>not hips.
And that image was nearly perfect too. sharkteeth abs a best abs.

>> No.13380218

>>13380215
>with paws that could hold a watermelon like a grapefruit
but then how is she going to hold your dick?

>> No.13380220

>>13379978
>Get the sadpanda plugin/extension/whatever for your browser
PLEBIAN

>> No.13380222

>>13380217
Nips are regrettably bad at drawing or even imagining hips.

>> No.13380223
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13380223

>>13380206
>tfw

Stop reminding me 3D musclegirls are either gross, manfaced or have no tits (or all of the above).

>> No.13380224

>>13380218
With her tongue.

Or, she could wrap a single digit around your shaft, while she presses a pad from her other paw against your head.

>> No.13380225

>>13380206
Man, I love buffcubus
I just wanna do squats with her

>> No.13380228
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13380228

>>13380217

>Insulting Buffcubus

>> No.13380231

>>13380228
Buffcubus is scary!

>> No.13380233

>>13380206
Is buffcubus a diety, or just a succubus that really likes to lift?

>> No.13380234
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13380234

>>13380228
Wait, it's you! I need to find the source of this.

>> No.13380239

>>13380220
pls forgive me sempai

captcha: roducce loesse

>> No.13380245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbd27q4x48

>You'll never have a Wisp Onee-san who fawns over you like this
Suffering. Just suffering.
The more I listen to this the more I fall in love with her voice.

>> No.13380248

>>13380231
How is she scary? She just wants a cute little human boy to hold close and make her feel like she's the greatest in the world.

>> No.13380254

>>13380245
>First five seconds
>Loud obnoxious shouting
>Stomping around my room
>Bothering me while I'm trying to be lazy
This bitch needs to step the fuck off.

>> No.13380256

>>13380248
She could break you in half. That's pretty scary.

>> No.13380258

>>13380225
>you'll never work out with your beefy waifu and rub your sweaty bodies against each other's

>> No.13380260

>>13380228
Jes' wanna put my dick between that Buffcubus' traps and hump like hell

>> No.13380264

>>13380254
Yeah, she chills out like ~3 minutes in. I think the idea is that you're supposed to be awake for something, and she's come to get you up, but can't, so she just hangs out. I dunno. I can't speak moon.

>> No.13380265
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13380265

>>13380233

>Renegade Succubus
>Rejects the Succubi's ideal that Monstergirls should be as lascivious and sexual as possible
>Ideology asserts that Monsters are inherently stronger than humans and so should do their best to become as strong as possible and to protect humans

>Simple 'beauty' is meaningless because the concept changes from person to person. Followers of Buffcubus must cling to aspects of their body that are more quantifiable. You can objectively measure muscle mass and how much you lift, therefore this must be the measure for your beauty. The stronger you are, the more you can protect your loved ones, the more beautiful you are.

Radical rejection of Monstergirl ideology that embodies getting swole and protecting your man.

Fuck Sabbath. Fuck Deruella.

>> No.13380266

>>13380258
>You'll never give your sweaty waifu a tongue bath after her workout

>> No.13380271 [DELETED] 

>>13380245
I'll take any Onee-san who'd love me and protect her little Otouto from the whores, and eventually marry me to keep me safe and more importantly hers.

I just want to be loved, and Onee-sans are love.

>> No.13380272

>>13380256
Her mama taught her the worst thing you could do is make a boy cry. She would never do anything to hurt you. However, she won't be as nice to anyone who tries to hurt you.

>> No.13380275

>>13380223
Eh, but your pic is already gross
I can get desire for fit girls but muscle? Why don't you just come out of closet already?

>> No.13380278

>>13380223
Chicks who do Yoga consistently are pretty hot though.

>> No.13380281

>>13380234
Not him, but it isn't part of any doujin in particular. It's just a standalone picture.

>> No.13380282

>>13380271
Don't worry. I'm sure some crazy Houri will ara ara cake bomb the Sabbath. Onee-chans for everyone.

>> No.13380291
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13380291

>>13380234

Saved 'em from these threads.

>> No.13380294
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13380294

>>13380245
I just want a yandere Wisp Onee-san, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.13380298

>>13380281
>>13380291
rip........

Do you know who the artist is, at least?

>> No.13380301

>>13380282
>ara ara cake bomb the Sabbath
Will join MonISIS for this.

>> No.13380304
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13380304

>>13380291
Remember to tell them that their horns are pretty.

>> No.13380317

>>13380298
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=917424

>> No.13380320

>>13380294
Yeah, I'd like to see a yandere Wisp too. A shame we only have one short story of them so far.

>bspro
Excuse me, Captcha? What are you trying to say?

>> No.13380323

>>13380304
I wish to lick, and then impregnate, those abs.

>> No.13380328
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>>13380317
Run demon girl run!

>> No.13380330

>>13380320
>A shame we only have one short story of them so far.
You mean there's an actual story, or just one of those greentexts?

>> No.13380332

>>13380265

She's the hero we both deserve AND need.

>> No.13380337

>>13380330
Just the greentext that Peny did, as far as I'm aware. I guess I should have used greentext instead of short story.

>> No.13380347
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13380347

>>13380317
Thanks!

>> No.13380352

>>13379793
I'd love a series with villains spilling their spaghetti over their plans going over not expectedly

>> No.13380367 [DELETED] 

>>13380245
Holy fuck deep voices are hot

What Monster Girl makes the best Onee-san, and why?

>> No.13380371

>>13380367
Wights, their bodies are built for sex and their voices call for them.

>> No.13380377

>>13380367
Wights. Neet Liches. Kejourou. Giant fruit-werebats. Dark Valkyries. Kunoichi. Zombies these are the best I think.

>> No.13380379
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13380379

What Monster Girl has the best booty?

>> No.13380383

>>13380379
Mermaid.

>> No.13380384

>>13380379
Wight.

>> No.13380388

>>13380379

That one.

>> No.13380391

>>13380379
I would say the one you posted by I would need to do a thorough investigation first.

>> No.13380399

>>13380379
So are those pasties, or does she just have some really hairy nips?

>> No.13380405

>>13380367
It probably depends on the kind you would want. I can agree with >>13380377 on a few of them though.

>> No.13380407

>>13380391
>Thorough investigation
An investigation into monkey business?

>> No.13380413

>>13380407
Any and all manner of monkey business.

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>>13380367
That one story convinced be that Jabbers are the best. What otouto wouldn't want to wake up and see their big sis greet them like this?

>> No.13380423

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAxoW7ltok

It's that time of the year anons, have you taught your waifu about it yet?

>> No.13380424

>>13380415
I still hate this image because of her weird tongue brooch licking the dick.
That, and her claws are too visible.

>> No.13380425 [DELETED] 

>>13380424
>That, and her claws are too visible.
Nigga you trying to start shit on big meaty claws? I will fight you to defend my waifu's claws.

>> No.13380427
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13380427

>>13380423
This picture will almost always be relevant, and we really need more stuff like this.
The idea was too good to just stop with some greentexts in a single thread or two.

>> No.13380431

>>13380423
>If monstergirls were real, Simpson would have spent that battle fucking his donkey centaur.

>> No.13380436

>>13380425
I'm just saying the image's composition draws your attention away from her breasts too much.

>> No.13380441

>>13380427
>and we really need more stuff like this.
Agreed. More suffering soldiers, when?

>> No.13380459

>>13380423
Screw you man, I can't listen to Sabaton and not write about war, now.

>> No.13380471

>>13380459
You're welcome.

>> No.13380475

>>13380459
They would get so much Valkyrie pussy.
Like holy shit.
Fuck it, I'm gonna go for a run to their shit.

>> No.13380540

>>13380379
All of them.
>>13380424
The tongue is great.

>> No.13380542
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13380542

I want to hug a creepy crawly.

And is it just me or is the thread awfully quiet for this time of day?

>> No.13380547

>>13380542
The same thing happened last night: >>13376156
I didn't know why then, and I don't know why now.

>> No.13380550

>>13380540
The tongue is shit because it barely looks like it's a part of her.
Yes, I know that technically Wonderland monster girls' clothes are a part of their bodies, but it still looks like some weird creature is licking your dick, instead of a beautiful girl.

>> No.13380551

Who else thinks it's hot when a little MG gets off on being used like a living onahole by you? And tells you as such?

>> No.13380552

I want to go an adventure in Zipangu.

>> No.13380553 [DELETED] 

>>13380542
>>13380547
Because they're trying to grab our prize.

They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

>> No.13380556

>>13380553
Wurm-chan will save us!

>> No.13380561

>>13380551
Yep, I find that to be quite arousing. I also find the thought of being a dildo for a giantess to be interesting, so I guess size differences of all sorts are good for me.

>> No.13380577
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13380577

Reminder to tenderly love your maid. Be sure to give her lots of headpats too.

>> No.13380588

>>13380577
I'll bully her.

By cleaning everything in the house and telling her to put her feet up.

>> No.13380589

>>13380551
Dick Sock Puppets.

Thumbs up.jpg

>> No.13380590
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13380590

>>13380577
I'll give her lots of Nothing. I'm too poor for a maid.

>> No.13380592

>>13380590
She doesn't want money, she wants your dick

>> No.13380595

>>13380577
I'll give her headpats alright.
In her mouth.
With my dick.

Remember, maids are your employees. They exist to help you with stress, and maintain a presentable home and person while you search for an appropriate wife.
Do not marry the maid.

>> No.13380597 [DELETED] 

>>13380577
I'll bully her too.

By waiting until she fucks up just the slightest thing, then put her outside on a post with a sign next to her saying "Open for public use." She'll stay out the entire day then I'll bring her in for the night and wait to repeat the process until next morning. No headpats, no tender loving, nothing.

>> No.13380598
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13380598

>>13380588
You monster, now you made the cute Kiki think that you don´t love her.

>>13380590
She doesn´t care. She will show up some day and turn you into a succesfull man anon.

So you can retire early and love the maid all day.

>> No.13380610 [DELETED] 

Suck my fucking clean licking asshole across the fucking entire earth you poo smelling dog

>> No.13380612

>>13380597
And then a kindly paladin rescues her.
>>13380598
I'd probably turn down a Kiki if she came to me.

>> No.13380615

>>13380595
Bitch I will marry all my maids. All fifteen of them.

>> No.13380617 [DELETED] 

>>13380612
What no, that's not how it works, a Paladin can't rescue her.

What's supposed to happen is some kind motherly Monster Girl finds her, frees her, and the Kikimora tells her what a horrible mean master I am, and the motherly Monster Girl decides to kidnap me and force me to be her slave in a femdom relationship to atone for my sins.

The Kikimora is my ticket to femdom, I can't have some Paladin interfere with the plan!

>> No.13380621

>>13380612
>turn down a kiki

What can men do against such reckless faggotry?

>> No.13380625
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>>13380577
What if she's older than me? Then headpats might feel weird.

>> No.13380626

>>13380617
You have been the reason for so many shitstorms, I fucking hate you.

>> No.13380627

>>13380621
There's probably someone out there who needs her more.

>> No.13380628

>>13380625
>filename
>Kiki with a cockney accent

>> No.13380632
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>>13380625
every MG enjoys headpats no matter they're age

>> No.13380634 [DELETED] 

>>13380632
Don't older ones prefer to give headpats out though?

>> No.13380635

>>13380628
I'm not sure about cockney, an elegant singing voice would be nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks4u1NFV4eQ

>> No.13380639

>>13380632
I'd enjoy a MG giving me headpats.

We can take turns giving and receiving.

>> No.13380641

>>13380628
You mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPeuy3qjqk

God no!

>> No.13380645

>>13380635
A Kiki is the one MG I'd trust around children.

>> No.13380647 [DELETED] 

>>13380626
You can't prove anything.

>> No.13380649

>>13380641
>Family Guy
Come on.

>> No.13380650

>>13380645
This is how children are lost.
You trust the maid, the cow and she sheep and then suddenly you're putting flyers on telephone poles.

>> No.13380652

>>13380645
There are a handful I would, but Kiki is definitely at the top.

>> No.13380654

>>13380627
You should stop standing in your own way. She chose YOU, now you gonna be a man, or you gonna bitch out?

>> No.13380656

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50028406

This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.13380657

>>13380647
I know your typing style you little faggot.

>> No.13380659

>>13380645
A magical, British Kikimora would be great with kids.

And even better with you when the kids are in bed, asleep.

>> No.13380660

>>13380650
The Kiki wouldn't kidnap children.
>>13380652
Which other ones would you trust?

>> No.13380663

>>13380649

It's the most horrible cockney accent I've heard, what do you want from me?

>> No.13380664

>>13380654
I'd like to hear her reasons first before deciding.

>> No.13380667 [DELETED] 

>>13380657
Please stop stalking me. That's pretty creepy.

>> No.13380673

>>13378836
That's one happy Succubutt. Almost too happy. What's she so happy about?

>> No.13380676

>>13380667
I love watching you sleep.

>> No.13380679

>>13380577
Too busy with technical work. I'll shower her with love when I get the chance.

Hope she doesn't mind. I'm doing this for her...for our sake.

>> No.13380683

>>13380664
She sees how you cut yourself down and wants to fix that and make you happy.

>> No.13380685
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>>13380650

Kidnapping children automatically puts any monster into purge tier no matter how nice they seem.

>> No.13380687 [DELETED] 
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13380687

Why are you people so fascinated by maids? Is it just the subservient thing?

>> No.13380689

>>13380683
But I am happy right now.

>> No.13380690

>>13380685

>"Guess it's time for Jack to let 'er purge!"

>> No.13380691

>>13380650
>>13380685
This.

>> No.13380692

>>13380687
>Smugfox playing with tentacles
This is lewd. Wonderfully, wonderfully lewd.

>> No.13380693

>>13380656
>Futafuta in title
I didn't even need to see the image to immediately close the tab.

>>13380660
Stuff like Yeti, Holst and Troll. Maybe, and I mean maybe Dhampir.

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>>13380685
You're taking fictional scenarios too seriously.

We really do need a tard wrangler in this bitch.

>> No.13380697

>>13380689
So what's wrong with being as happy as can be?

>> No.13380703

>>13380693
Those sound okay.
>>13380697
Eh I don't know, I mean if I had to be in the Master/Servant dynamic I'd prefer to be the servant.

But if she insists I guess it's okay.

>> No.13380704

>>13380692
She doesn't look that smug here.

>> No.13380707

>>13380693
Speaking of Trolls... since monster girls in MGE can use MAMONO MANA to reshape their bodies to their husband's liking, if they have such a complex about their huge hands and feet... why don't they just MAGIC them away?

>> No.13380710

>>13380704
Kitsune Not So Tough After Being Molested, etc

>> No.13380714

>>13380707
Most MGE monster girls need spirit energy to use that kind of magic, and if she already has a steady supply of spirit energy (read: a husband), she won't need to make that kind of change to begin with.

>> No.13380716

>>13380656
What's appealing about condoms bloated with semen hanging from a dick?

>> No.13380717

>>13380707
Even MAMONOMANA can only go so far, anon.

>> No.13380718

>>13380687
It's a fetish, we don't got to explain shit.

>> No.13380720

>>13380687
A good maid isn't what you would call subservient.

>> No.13380721

>>13380717
If MAMONO MANA can turn regular monsters into monster girls and turn dudes into girls, it can shrink some oversized hands and feet

>> No.13380722

>>13380716
So you can see how much delicious cream she came.

If you don't like futa you're obviously not going to like that.

>> No.13380728

>>13380707
>>13380721
I actually kinda want someone to draw Troll with normal hands/feet, just to see what she'd like

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>>13380710
Every Fox gets what's coming to them at some point.

>> No.13380736

>>13373931
you're sick

>> No.13380738

>>13380722
I've seen that plenty of times on any drawing that has a dick on it, though. It has nothing to do with futa.

>> No.13380741

>>13374009
Mod please delete this garbage

>> No.13380742

>>13380736
>>13380741
Where did this faggot come from?

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>>13380707
>>13380717
Right, like how Sabbath can only make oppai loli holsts.

LONG LIVE BIG TITS! Not medium, not moderate, BIG, STONKING, BEER CAN CRUSHING PILLOW TITS!

Kyon is a faggot.

>> No.13380745

>>13380741
>>13380736

You mad bruh?

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>>13380625
>>13380577
>>13380590

>TFW no story called Suffering Master and Sadistic Maid

>> No.13380748

>>13380745
meme

>> No.13380749

>>13380731
That little fox is pure sex, I swear.

>>13380687
Would you take a Tentacle Potion to turn yourself into a mass of writhing tentacles, molesting your waifu all day long like that, but not penetrating her? Then, when it wears off and you return to normal, beholding your waifu left a sweaty, slime and pussy-juice soaked panting mess on the floor, would you ravage her and pump her full until her belly bulged out?

>> No.13380752

>>13380746
Shame Persephone's ability was so useless.
>>13380748
Cool your tits and clean your diaper, budderino.

>> No.13380754

>>13380752
I'm not the guy you were responding to lmfao.

Acting like a retard to "mock" something you dislike only makes you worse than the people you are trying to mock.

>> No.13380759

>>13380752
>Useless
any gas based move such as the true final boss is rendered moot by your own personal maid.

>> No.13380760

>>13380683
Sounds like she's got a fetish/gap to fill by trying to find and heal a broken man. I don't need a monster to objectify me.

>> No.13380768

>>13380759
I just jobbed him with the Claimh Solais.

>> No.13380771 [DELETED] 

>>13380654
Can I bitch out? I don't want to be a man, I want to be a cute bishie otouto loved by my onee san, not some dominant businessman who plows his meido and leaves imprints of her ass on the wall.

>> No.13380774

>>13380771
The Kiki can be a loving Onee-san who wants to improve your life.

>> No.13380776

>>13380771
Silly anon.

It'd be imprints of her breasts pressed to the wall, because you'll be pounding her roughly from behind.

>> No.13380778

>>13380749
Yes, I would

>> No.13380781

>>13380776
Not if her back is to the wall and he's fucking her face to face or something.

>> No.13380783

How would a robutt feel about a man with a cybernetic implant?

>> No.13380785

>>13380771
>don't want to be a man
>bishie

Get the fuck out my face you fucking faggot.

>> No.13380790

>>13380771
>I want to be a cute bishie otouto loved by my onee san
Mein neger.

>> No.13380792

>>13380771
This is fucking pathetic.

>> No.13380793

What's the thought process of (real) people who wish they'd be a monster girl/boy?

>> No.13380794

>>13380778
Glad someone has some sense regarding properly ravishing the waifu. Good man, anon.

>> No.13380795

>>13380793
Broken.

>> No.13380801

>>13380793
Brain problems.

>> No.13380802

>>13380793
Speaking on my own experience and thoughts...

It's the same as with any fantasy setup. Humans are thought of as a "Default". Boring. In the same way we call Succubi boring. Thus the desire to be something more. Something extraordinary. Something powerful. Magical. All that good shit.

Which of course, is rather silly when you think about it. Humans are remarkable, featuring some of the most complex biology and unique evolutionary features of any species on our planet. It's very likely that to any extraterrestrial alien species, we'd be quite exotic. But you know what they say, live with anything long enough, you get used to it.

>> No.13380804

>>13380794
Seeing girls extremely sexually frustrated then rewarding her for her "efforts" was my biggest fetish.

>> No.13380806

>>13380802
>featuring some of the most complex biology and unique evolutionary features of any species on our planet.

We don't have punches that can be as hot as the surface of the sun.

>> No.13380808

>>13380804
'S a good fetish to have.

>> No.13380809

>>13380806
I know this may seem like a lie, anon, but monster girls aren't real.

>> No.13380810
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13380810

The man known as Kimihito Kurusu will be Snu-Snu'd by the most beautiful women of EMG. Then the large women, then the petite women, and then the large women again!

>> No.13380811

What's with the fags spouting rofl, lmao and lol lately? I thought those were looked down on.
>>13380754

>> No.13380812

>>13380806
That's exactly my point.

We don't focus on what incredible things we CAN do, we focus on what incredible things we can't do.

>> No.13380813

>>13380809
Who said anything about Monster girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8

>> No.13380814

>>13380811
>wahh why do other people not share my mindset

>> No.13380816

>>13380811
People are trying to be unironic.

>> No.13380818

>>13380811
Careful, now you will be called autist or something like that.

>> No.13380819

>>13380810
Slutty cow is slutty.

>> No.13380820

>>13380810
UNF

I want to own a Holst/Mino farm.

>> No.13380822

>>13380785
He's not in your face, manchild.

>> No.13380826

>>13380810
>those man arms/shoulders
who finds this attractive

>> No.13380828

>>13380813
That's nuts.

>>13380811
If you want to be among an aggressive hivemind you can always go to a different board (may I recommend /v/ and /a/?).

>> No.13380832

>>13380814
>I am a cancerous retard please rape my face

>> No.13380835

How does a monster girl cope with being unable to satisfy her husband's fetishes?

>> No.13380837 [DELETED] 

>>13380811
This place (4chan in general) has been swarming with redditors, tumblrites, and normalfags in general. It's been like this for months, especially when moot had his mods crack down and later bail.

Call them out though and you'll get called edgy, elitist, or whatever.

>>13380828
See?

>> No.13380840

>>13380828
There's a whole world of animals not yet made into monster girls. Lyrebird monster girl when?

>> No.13380842

>>13380832
>>13380837
Take it easy~ We don't want stupid drama.

>> No.13380846

>>13380840
Anglerfish Girl who fucks you once, then absorbs you and makes your dick her own, then goes and impregnates another girl.

>> No.13380847

>>13380840
Considering that lyrebirds only mimic sounds they hear frequently, I would imagine that a lyrebird monster girl would be rather unappealing and incredibly NSFW.

>> No.13380848 [DELETED] 

>>13380846
What would being absorbed in an Anglerfish girl be like? If played right it could be my fetish.

>> No.13380849
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13380849

Be tolerant - This is 4chan, it's impossible to post here without being insulted at least once. We don't want this to become a forum, but we don't want this to become /b/ either; just try to be kind the most you can, excessive swearing and "rage" isn't cool.

>> No.13380852

>>13380847
Nah they'd mimic other MGs to lure poor men to their doom.

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>>13380846
>>13380848
> everyone assumes anglerfish would be abyssal vore horrors
> I think they'd be kinda cute

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>>13380820
>>13380819

>> No.13380856

>>13380854
Slutty cow is VERY slutty.

>> No.13380858

>>13380814
>>13380828
See >>13380842 or >>13380832, your choice.
Whatever you do, try to be less defensive.

>> No.13380859

>>13380846
>>13380848
That's too /d/

>> No.13380860

>>13380854
I wish EMG wasn't just LOLTITS all the time.

>> No.13380862

>>13380852
Or they might mimic things that aren't MGs, lulling men into a false sense of security before raping them. On the run from an arachne/hellhound/pack of crazed rapists? Maybe that old man yelling at you to run through the open door is trying to help you. Or maybe he's a lyrebird.

>> No.13380863

>>13380860
I wish EMG wasn't harem shit.

>> No.13380866

>>13380862
That sounds good. Hell she could do both.

>> No.13380867

>>13380856

ELH's version is even better

>> No.13380873

>>13380810

>The term "Pelvisceration" is still being used

I feel kinda proud.

>> No.13380879

>>13380863
Remember how cozy EMG was in the beggining?

>> No.13380885

>>13380879
>>13380863
>hating harems
>disdain_for_plebeians,jpg

>> No.13380888
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>>13380873
The word grapesnake is still being used to this day.

I don't know how to feel.

>> No.13380893

>>13380879
You mean the first two chapters.

>> No.13380897

>>13380849
>swearing
>ever being excessive


>rage not being "cool"
If we cared about being cool we wouldn't be here.

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>>13380888
Lizardgirls are still regarded as bonnet tipping SJWs

I feel like I did them a disservice

>> No.13380901

>>13380898
I started a trend of people calling themselves "Dragonsluts". Not even sure how to feel about that.

You should feel awful though because that is a very big disservice.

>> No.13380904

>>13380885

>Hating harems makes you a pleb

Are you underage or just really lonely?

>> No.13380909

>>13380898

You ruined them.

>> No.13380911

>>13380897
You're silly.

>> No.13380914 [DELETED] 

>>13380898
>TFW you created the Lizard Girl Tipping her Bonnet image
>No regrets

>> No.13380915

>>13380904
A man with superior tastes.

This is anime and manga, if you didn't like harems, you would have moved onto a different form of media by now if you didn't want to be a man of lower tastes who thinks he's so much higher brow by hating on harems.

>> No.13380918

>>13380904
That's what he said, what did you not get, plebeian?

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>>13380901
Rather than just being a pun-spamming boatwoman, Charon faces certain gangrape wherever she goes.

I fucking love it

>> No.13380924

>>13380911
I'm right.

Good day, faggot.

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>>13380898
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't brought up almost every single time a lizard was even so much as mentioned.

>> No.13380931

>>13380924
Take it easy~

>> No.13380932

>>13380898
>>13380919
I hate you both

>> No.13380944

>>13380873

I still see some of the greentexts i've written pop up as ironic jokes. It makes me sad to not be able to drift into the sea of nothingness.

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>>13380932
I am the true monster

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>>13380919
I prefer the cynical, exhausted looking Charon who's heard everyone's death so many times she's bored to death, so she makes puns in light of it their demise. That and coffee is how she gets through her day.

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>>13380947
That shit isn't kosher.

>> No.13380981

>>13380947
>Responsible for SJW Bonnet-tipping Lizards
>And Charon Gangraped by Hobos
Truly, you are the Devil.

>> No.13380983

>>13380947
Fuck.You.

>> No.13381002 [DELETED] 

If you guys think that's bad, I associated futa with the Chesire.

>> No.13381007

>>13381002
Shut up Bob

>> No.13381013

But Cheshire Cat Girls don't have penises.

That would be silly.

>Monstergirl City
>Be Cheshire Cat police officer, with a loving husbando and family.
>Driving over to where there's supposed to be someone tagging a wall with the message "HORSE PUSSY".
>Arrive at the scene and as someone reported, there's some human spray painting a wall.
"Sir, I don't have to tell you that graffiti is a crime."
>He turns around.
>Puts a finger to his lips.
>"Oh no~, looks like you caught me red-handed. Are you going to punish me?~"
"I'm afraid I'm just going to have to take you in, others will take care of the rest."
>"Oh please don't punish me with your long hard cat cock Officer Futacat." he says as he bends over suggestively.
>What.
>"Please don't pound my ass~"
"Sir, I do not have a penis."
>"Oh you don't have to hide it~ It's okay. I like cocks in my ass.~"
>You sigh and start cuffing him.
"I don't have a penis sir, no MG's do. Now please come in quietly."
>"Oh of course, you don't have JUST a penis, you have a big throbbing cat dick that you're going to ram down my throat and fill me with your cum in this alleyway where no one can see us~"
>This fucking human.
>Driving back to the station.
>"Is this where you make me blow you while you drive Officer Futacat?~"
"Shut the fuck up."
>"Oh no, I've made her angry, now Officer Futacat is going to rape my butt~ teehee~"
>Arrive at the station. Shove him to an Oni co-worker.
"He's your problem now"
>Man this job can be weird sometimes.

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>> No.13381017

>>13381013
That guy is going to be an Alp soon.

>> No.13381018

>>13381013
I remember this greentext.

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>>13381002
>>13380947
We are living in a land
Where sex and horror
Are the new gods

>> No.13381024

>>13381013
This brings back memories.
The husbando of that Cheshire Cop will forever be at the mercy of Miss Bones ;_;

>> No.13381032

>>13381017
>>13381013
What a slut.

>> No.13381043

>>13381013
I would tell you to just post a screencap of the original, but I guess that would just be using an image.

>> No.13381048
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A wizard fox has managed to summon you into her world! After much stuttering, foot-gazing, and awkward silence, you deduce that she's proclaimed you to be her husbando and that you're hers now - and she insists you hug her right now because she's your master and you need to obey her and so on.

How do you handle your new role?

>> No.13381055

>>13381048
>and she insists you hug her right now because she's your master and you need to obey her and so on
While I'm ok with it don't expect all the responses to be positive

>> No.13381060

>>13381048
Call her a nerd, run out and get raped by the first monster I see. She's not my mom, she can't tell me what to do.

>> No.13381061

>>13381048
Who the hell summons a husbando? We make a proper familiar pact or she might as well send me back.

>> No.13381064

>>13381048
Calmly explain to her that you can't just demand that someone marry and obey you.
It takes at least a hundred blowjobs to do that.

>> No.13381066

>>13381048
Was I summoned without the use of a binding spell or a circle of protection?
Because if I wasn't then I have no reason to obey her.

>> No.13381068 [DELETED] 

>>13381048
Well she seems mature enough, and I love wizard hats, sounds to me like she could be made into a proud haughty girl with just some love and self-confidence boosts! But regardless, I hug my new master and introduce myself!

>> No.13381070

>>13381048
Steal her personal spellbooks. She has to rememorize her spells all the time so she can't do shit if her main source is gone.

Then run like hell.

>> No.13381074

>>13381048
I humor the girl's fetish and pretend to be her mind-controlled sex slave. I'll do anything she desires and worship her. Brushing her tail and feeding her pieces of fried tofu.

That'll show her.

>> No.13381075

>>13381048
First, I whip it out. Then I thrust it!

>> No.13381083

>>13381075
With great force?

>> No.13381084

>>13381048
I put on my red robes and wizard hat.

>> No.13381088

>>13381083
At every angle.

>> No.13381090

>>13381048
I pretend I'm under her control and on the wedding day I shave her fluffy tail in front of all the guests and run from the altar.

>> No.13381097

>>13381048
Ask what her name is and introduce myself. Then hug her.
Also kiss her forehead and hold her hands.

>> No.13381099

http://pastebin.com/Ay4ub7bR Blood cheese and Thunder

Line 87

Got distracted from writing Ghoul, so I decided to update this instead. Thanks Sabaton. Any way, more ghoul later. Probably. This update in particular is just a bit of trench warfare. I don't know shit about it, so i hope I did it justice.

>> No.13381103

>>13381088
It penetrates!

>> No.13381104

>>13381048
I touch her ears gently, to see if they're real.

Then I treat her like a Fox, an actual fox, talking to her in a condescending tone and patting her.

>> No.13381108

>>13381099
Sabaton is excellent writing music. I tend to listen to Iced Earth or Iron Savior when writing. Metal just works so well.

>> No.13381109

>>13381103
Until...! With great strength!

>> No.13381111

>>13381104
>That video.
Adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w

>> No.13381114

>>13381109
I thrust it in!

>> No.13381120

>>13381048
That's not how it works you little shit.

>> No.13381121

>>13381074
Truly devious. Don't forget to let her 'dom' you as she completely fumbles about and sweats nervously the first time she sees your dick.

>> No.13381123

>>13381090
>That spoiler
Anon no, that's mean.

>> No.13381128

>>13381114
In the end...We are all satisfied..

And you are set free...!

>> No.13381129

>>13381104
>>13381111
>"I-I'm an all powerful wizard! Unhand my ears! Stop rubbing them like tha- AHHNNN!~~"

>> No.13381131

>>13381090
What is way to ensure death?

>> No.13381134

>>13381099
>>13381108
>Sabaton
My brothers!
>>13381129
I would lovingly tease the fuck out of a Kitsune if I could.

>> No.13381144

>>13381108
It's good for setting the desire to write too. I was just sorta fluffing around with this cutesy shit and then the desire to write trenches hit like a blitzkreig. Iced earth is pretty great for writing, yeah. Though I personally can find it distracting some times. I think it's easier to have something less defined playing like obituary or Morbid Angel or something.

>> No.13381149

>>13381129
"But they're SO SOFT! I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!"

>> No.13381150

>>13381099
That was pretty brutal.

>> No.13381151

>>13381144
Both excellent choices. I've taken a recent liking to Seprevation for that very reason. I generally just chill with metal and whiskey. They pair quite nicely with writing smut, which is pretty much all I write, to be honest.

>> No.13381154

>>13381151
Speaking of, Where the Slime Live should be like an anthem or theme song or something.

>>13381150
Like... good brutal or brutal brutal?

>> No.13381159

>>13381154
Brutal brutal.

>> No.13381166

>>13381159
Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?

>> No.13381171

>>13381159
Brutal. Well, back to lazy ghoul writing. Which isn't any kind of brutal.

>> No.13381180

>>13381048
Refuse until she learns to ask politely.

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>>13381048
Sorry I'm only attracted to reptiles, unless you know some transformation magic you're tough out of luck.

>> No.13381186

>>13381048
I calmly explain to her that summoning a human isn't a mere feat and she shouldn't think of me as one of the succusluts she certainly has tried to bind in the past. A human's will is stronger than any extraplanar creature she could have ever heard of, and the strength of a binding spell capable of enslaving us would sooner destroy our body than make us kneel.

Rolling my bluff check here.

As her face dropped in dismay, however, I would remind her that luckily we humans also love bartering, perhaps second only to tanuki. And if there is one thing we value above all else, that would be power. Yes, power! Perhaps she'd be willing to form a pact, yes? I mean, she DID manage to summon a human--of all creatures! Perhaps if she's willing to impart some of her knowledge of the arcane... mmm...

So what do you say, little vixen? Teach me your magicks, and I shall provide you with all the emotional and sexual support you require. I will even allow you to bear my children, if so you wish. Quid pro quo.


Mmm? Is that a yes? Very well. Shall we seal our pact?

And at that point I start to strip down the both of us as the little fox wizard blushes like a blooming rose.


Such is the life of a full charisma sorcerer

>> No.13381187

>>13381048
Ask her to do something lewd first. Prove that she's really a waifu who wants a husbando.

>> No.13381189

>>13381185
You mah nigga.

>> No.13381192

>>13381187
She proceeds to hold your hand while blushing

>> No.13381194

>>13381192
Marry that woman as soon as physically possible.

>> No.13381196

>>13381186
>[Speech 60/100]
>(Failed)
>[Barter 50/100]
>(Failed)
>[Charisma 3]
>(Failed)

>> No.13381198

>>13381192
...well okay. She's won my favor.

>> No.13381208

>>13381194
>>13381198
You're just a bunch of lewd handholdsluts!

>> No.13381214

>>13381208
It's more about the sequencing of it.

>Ask her to do something lewd
>She holds your hand while blushing

I think it's cute. Like a show of desire for genuine affection and companionship.

>> No.13381215

>>13381196
see what happens when you don't choose Skilled as a trait

>> No.13381216

>>13381208
Yes we are. So?

>> No.13381227

>>13381215
I like you.

Fucking Bethesda is gonna ruin FO4 somehow.

>> No.13381228

>>13381192
Hnnnng

>> No.13381229
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in some alternate universe there's a monster girl version of 4chan where they have human boys general
it is terrifying

>> No.13381230

>>13381208
I don't think you understand the situation here boy. She was asked to do something lewd and she chose to hold hands and blush. Depending on how tall she is she may have done that thing where you look up with your eyes but tilt your head down.
That's cute. That's cute as fuck and I want to fuck her.
I'm want to fuck her so passionately and hard that she leaves an imprint of her ass on her bed.

>> No.13381231

>>13381214
Well, being a wizard means she's been alone for at least 30 long years. I imagine if you agreed to cuddle with her for a night she'd start crying.

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>>13381048
Except the twist is, that never happened.

>> No.13381233

>>13380947
>>13381002
Where are those 666 trips when you need them?

>> No.13381235

>>13381229
Nah, It's just a bunch of smelly nerds shitposting about their husbandos. Hardly scary.

>> No.13381236

>>13381229
>Right now they're having this converstation with a human wizard instead

>>13381048
>>13381187
>>13381192

>> No.13381237

>>13381048
Tell her I cannot marry her until we have properly mated back in my world. I'm probably one of the few that would actually prefer to stay here on Earth without there ever being monster girls than leaving.

>> No.13381239

>>13381230
>she may have done that thing where you look up with your eyes but tilt your head down.
I hate that. Dunno why. Just feels so 3DPD.

>> No.13381241

>>13381229
>You'll never shitpost on /hbg/ until the smug squad pays off someone to track your IP for them.
>You'll never be gangbanged by the smug squad when they show up at your house.
>You'll never have your faced shoved into a Cheshire cat's lavender scented pussy
>You'll never be molested by a Manticore's tail while she holds you in a full nelson and whispers lewd encouragement in your ear
>You'll never have a Kakuen ride your dick like a jackhammer while pulling you into a lewd kiss
>You'll never feel a Hellhound's intense body heat as she slowly milks you for all you've got
Despair and a boner visit me this night.

>> No.13381248
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13381248

Do you not love dangerous women covered in scars?

>> No.13381251

>>13381241
I'm glad.

>> No.13381255

>>13381248
I want to lick them.

>> No.13381256

>>13377024
Yes, otherwise I would have no business being her husband.

>> No.13381258

>>13381229
>I want to be dominated by a humanboy and call him master!
>Fucking bitchgirls

>> No.13381261

>>13381251
Eh, more for me.

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>>13381241
Take up arms! Do not let them defeat you!

>> No.13381265

>>13381235
I wanna burrow my face in a gazer's smelly pussy while she shitposts in /hbg/

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>>13381258
There is literally nothing wrong with female dogs.

>> No.13381270

>>13381265
Are you kneeling under her desk with your head between her legs?

>> No.13381271
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https://youtu.be/0jFJQoAb1_Q?t=98

>MFW i've realized that I have an unhealthy fetish of licking, smelling, and tasting every facet of my MG lovers
>To not only know their flesh, but their very essence
>TFW navelingus

>> No.13381272

>>13381229
>I want vaginaboyfags to leave
>I just want a humanboy to buy me a collar.
Atleast the dom/sub shitposting doesn't change.

>> No.13381279

>>13381235
Who would be easier to rape, /mgg/ or /hbg/?

>> No.13381285

>>13381262
>Implying I don't want them to be smug
>Implying I'm not planning to live with the smug, embrace the smug, coexist with the smug.
>Implying that their smug grins wouldn't turn me on just as much as their cute smiles.
That being said, that cap still gives me a boner, so thank you.

>> No.13381289

>>13381262
>defeat
It's a victory for me.

>> No.13381290

>>13381279
/mgg/ if only because we wouldn't resist at all.
But then again, under that logic /hbg/ wouldn't resist either.
Huh.

>> No.13381298

>>13381279
Us
Seeing as how we're literally not as strong as them

>>13381290
if it was actual rape, as in unwilling sex, they would beat us.

But for the whole who is more dom and who is more sub, i imagine it would be pretty mixed bag

>> No.13381301

>>13381241
I just want to be loved

http://a.pomf.se/lwigjb.png

>> No.13381306

>MGFY
>"Muh invincible gunz"
Which race of MG is the most likely to shitpost in /hbg/?

>> No.13381307

>>13381290
But if neither resisted then it wouldn't be rape, would it? The question is harder than what it seems.

>>13381298
Maybe most of /hbg/ isn't as strong or succesful at seduction as monsters of their species are ought to be and are therefore destined to be husbandoless and post in /hbg/ forever.

>> No.13381308

>>13381301
>You'll never date a dominant monstergirl who blushes like a schoolgirl every time you have sex with her.
>You'll never cuddle with her while the two of you bask in the afterglow.
>She'll never pull you close and whisper about how much she loves you into your ear.
>You'll never fall asleep in her embrace
SUFFERING.

>> No.13381313

>>13381307
>Maybe most of /hbg/ isn't as strong or succesful at seduction as monsters of their species are ought to be and are therefore destined to be husbandoless and post in /hbg/ forever.
You are now aware that every /hbg/ poster is a Wisp.

>> No.13381315

>>13381306
Cheshires love to mess with other monstergirls and taunt them about shit.

>> No.13381316

>>13381306
Cheshires.

>> No.13381320

>>13381229
>Yuki-onnas discussing best way to freeze a human boy in and keep him locked up
>Jinkos and Onis bragging about how /fit/ they are and their deadlift/squat numbers
>Tanukis mention something about 6 gorillion and start a shitstorm and 300 post WW2 discussion
>Yetis, Weresheep, and Dormice excited talking about what human boy they're getting on their dakimakuras
>Holstaurus posting ">You will never be tipped over by a human boy" every thread

>> No.13381322

>>13381315
>>13381316
>She teleports between computers
>Can't even use timestamps to find samefags anymore

>> No.13381324

>>13381306
Matangos. They're probably bitter because they know they're so shit-tier that no sane human boy would ever want one of them.
>>13381307
Y'know what? I'd probably just have passionate cuddlesex with a /hbg/ poster. If only for the post-sex cuddles.

>> No.13381326

What is the human or /mgg/ version of a matango

>> No.13381330

>>13381326
me ;_;

>> No.13381331

>>13381326
/pol/
Or those backseat mods we got on /a/.

>> No.13381332

>>13381326

A NEET who's never showered in their life and therefore has fungus growing under thier armpits

>> No.13381335

>>13381332
does he have that rag as well?

>> No.13381336 [DELETED] 

>>13381331
>Hating /pol/ so much it's the matango
Ayy. Maybe the tanukis. Jew please.

>> No.13381337

Do you think /hbg/ would also bully alps?

>> No.13381338

>>13381326
/r9k/
/pol/
/v/
/a/

Pick your poison.

>> No.13381339

>>13381332
Oh god, you just reminded me of an old /tg/ horror story I read.
Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle.
I think you can still find the story on Sup/tg/, that's where I read it.

>> No.13381341

>>13381338
>/a/

>> No.13381344

>>13381338
>/r9k/
no thats the tomokowisp thing

>> No.13381346

>>13381339
It reminded me of this comic about men who create gods, and there's this fungus god from outer space or some shit. There's a blue gay Ganesha too.

>> No.13381350

Reminder if you don't deny the Holocaust happened you're a SJW and a jew and a cuck.

>>13381341
>>13381344
Oh.

/pol/ and/or /v/, then.

>> No.13381352

>>13381338
>>13381331
>>13381330
>>13381350
>All this other boards answers.
No. Who is in this thread's version of a matango?

>>13381332
Sounds like someone a devilbug or a hardcore kikimora could love.

>> No.13381356 [DELETED] 

>>13381350
Take it easy goy

>> No.13381357

>>13381356
goy means someone who isn't jewish

>> No.13381359

>>13381324
Would you a matango who has lost hope?
You're allowed a hazmat suit and an extra thick condom.

>> No.13381361

>>13381352
>Who is in this thread's version of a matango?
this guy
>>13377744

>> No.13381364

>>13381307
>But if neither resisted then it wouldn't be rape, would it?
It just becomes consensual sex at that point.

>> No.13381366 [DELETED] 

>>13381357
So you mean you are Jewish?

>> No.13381368

>>13381352
That one guy who shows up and says that Monstergirls are horrible unfeeling creatures who wouldn't mourn you and only care about your dick.
I call him Cynic-kun.

>> No.13381372

>>13381350
Beats being a nazi. Only thing worse is a nazi in Illinois

I hate Illinois Nazis.

>> No.13381376

>>13381361
I actually like matangos unironically anyway.
They're sleepy and dopey and squishy.
They're like an alraune crossed with a dormouse.
And I like alraunes and dormice, sooo...

>> No.13381377

>>13381337
Alps can't exist in /hbg/ world. There are no human boys. Another disturbing to think about: monster boys. Think about it.

>> No.13381378 [DELETED] 

>>13381372
But Nazis are sexy, I want my waifu to dress up like a Nazi and punish me!

>> No.13381384

>>13381368
theyd at least mourn your dick

>> No.13381386

>>13381372
Reminder if you're not /r9k/-tier pathetic you're a "normie".

>> No.13381387

>>13381372
Jake-kun, please.

>> No.13381396

>>13381377
No, their version of monsterboys are humangirls. And those already exist.

>> No.13381398

>>13381361
I'm a matango for calling KGA awful?

>> No.13381399 [DELETED] 

>>13381386
Reminder that if you believe feminism is important and you think women are objectified you're a "SJW"

>> No.13381400

>>13381377
>Another disturbing to think about: monster boys. Think about it.
Don't think of /hbg/ as a part of a bigger world. It's not meant to be that way.

>> No.13381404

>>13381368
Everyone else calls him King Grump Alp.

>> No.13381408

>>13381350
>>13381372
>>13381386
>>13381399
these words have been used to the point that they dont carry any weight anymore and are simply annoying

shame

>> No.13381409

>>13381386

There are different definitions of being a normalfag anon, the phrase and idea has been around awhile and changes person to person.
Also, /r9k/ is super normalfag

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>No Will-o'-The-Wisp stories ever

>> No.13381413

>>13381409
Both words are dumb but normalfag is still infinitely better than normie.

>> No.13381414

>>13381408
Sad, but true.

Same with 'edgy' IMO.

>> No.13381415

/hbg/'s version of alps are transgender monster girls.

>> No.13381416

>>13381396
>Reminder that human pussy is better then yours, and your husbando will become addicted to it.
>Reminder that your husbando will leave you when you can't pleasure him and go with a human girl instead, who can give him the children you never could.

>> No.13381419 [DELETED] 

>>13381399
this, holy shit I can't believe how some people can be so proud to be against equality here

>> No.13381423

>>13381412
Where's her vagina in that picture? This is disturbing.

>> No.13381427

>>13381419
Don't be that guy.

>>13381412
There was one the day she was revealed.

>>13381414
I'll reserve it for deviantart kids who adore nazis and music like Slipknot.

>> No.13381428

>>13381416
Sad but true, I have to carry on the family tradition and have a son so I can name it after me.

>> No.13381433 [DELETED] 

>>13381427
>Don't be that guy.
*tips fedora*
I too hate women, fuck them and the evil SJWs, amirite

>> No.13381434

>>13381428
You'd NTR your waifu?

>> No.13381435
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>>13381423
Ghosts do not have vaginas. They give blowjobs instead.

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>"Not having a daki of your favorite human boy"
>"Fucking normalfags"

>> No.13381437

>>13381412
http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb

>> No.13381439

>>13381435
This is an acceptable answer.

>> No.13381442

>>13381412
Do we have any ongoing yandere stories at all?

>> No.13381443
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>>13381433
Damn it, dude! Choose a middle ground!

>> No.13381446

>>13381443
>One_hundred_babies.png

>> No.13381450

>>13381434
I wouldn't be able to have a monster waifu.

I'd have to go for a human girl.

>> No.13381452 [DELETED] 

>>13381443
oh fuck off, middle ground is a joke.

it's like those conservatives who cry about how vaccines cause autism, and people with common sense who know they don't and that conservatives are full of shit. middle ground is that vaccines cause some autism, but not all. see how that's stupid?

feminism is literally equality between men and women, if you're against it, or think women being objectified is funny or not serious, then no you are the backwards conservative like in the previous example and need to fuck off

>> No.13381453

>>13377129
Oh wow, i didnt realise it had been so long since I'd visited /m/. I need to see if any of the Pacific Rim Jaegirl comics have been updated.

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>>13381450
It's ok. They need love too.

>> No.13381455

>>13381452
>feminism is literally equality between men and women
but that's wrong
actions speak louder than words

>> No.13381456

>>13381450
What about love? Is having children that important that you would turn down all those nice girls?

>> No.13381458 [DELETED] 

>>13381455
look in a dictionary idiot it is literally the definition of feminism

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>>13381452
>>13381455
>>13381458
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS AGAIN

HELP

>> No.13381460

>>13381452
>feminism is literally equality between men and women
No that's humanism. Or equalitarianism or some bullshit like that, feminism is just the advancement of female rights. Their privelege could surpass our own and it woul stil be feminism.

>> No.13381461

>>13381452
>feminism is literally equality between men and women
You are objectively wrong.

>> No.13381463

>>13381452
>feminism is literally equality between men and women

Then they shouldn't have let the radical woman supremacists in charge.

>> No.13381464

>>13381458
I think what he's saying is that in practice feminism is the domination of women over men.

>> No.13381465

>>13381452
>>13381458

Funny how nobody seems to know that, not even those who claim to support it. It's all just misandry, nowadays, and it's justified in their opinions.

>> No.13381466

>>13381442
I just started writing one today, as a matter of fact.

...which is to say no, there's nothing ongoing to my knowledge. YET.

>> No.13381469

>>13381452
Feminism in general, especially on the internet, has long since lost the meaning of being about "Equality".

If you want to be about equality, wear a white mask and call yourself an Equalist instead. People will take you more seriously.

>> No.13381471 [DELETED] 

>>13381460
>>13381461
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminism

How does it feel being on the wrong side of history?

>>13381463
>>13381464
>>13381469
oh yeah, those evil feminazis are stealing your toys huh? waaa waaa fuck off. you probably got called out on some sexist bullshit and what to cry "but what about muh men!"

>> No.13381472

Hook, line and sinker.

>> No.13381473

>>13381471
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.13381474
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I can't believe I'm doing this...

>>13381460
>>13381461
I really don't want to step in but feminism started as a fight for equal rights because both women and men were oppressed in their own ways (men must always be strong and macho and women must always be weak and submissive).

>>13381469
>People will take you more seriously.
Ehhhhhhh

>> No.13381476

>>13381471
You are either a Troll, or we've actually been invaded by some Anita Scar-whatever loving idiot.

Either way I'm bored of it already. Be more entertaining.

>> No.13381477

>>13381472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqf8bkdwlKo

>> No.13381478

>Off in the woods to get some fresh air
>Suddenly Bear Girl appears
>She's looking quite sour
What do you do?

>> No.13381481

>>13381478
Piss on her

>> No.13381482

>>13381478
Give her your pic-a-nic basket.

>> No.13381484

>>13381478
Pretend to be dead whilist screaming

>> No.13381485

>>13381476
>if you aren't a /v/ kiddie you're sucking on Anita's cunt

Not even him, but come on now.

>> No.13381486

>>13381478
Ask her why she's looking so grumpy. Maybe offer her some snacks I brought along.

>> No.13381487

>>13381474
>feminism started as a fight for equal rights because both women and men were oppressed in their own ways

Key word "started out"

>> No.13381489

>>13381484
>>13381478
http://pastebin.com/mhKXZUC5

>> No.13381490

>>13381481
She drops down to her knees, drinks it down, then starts blowing you like no tomorrow, asking for "Thicker honey". She's kinky like that.

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13381491

Every time.
Every fucking time.

>> No.13381493 [DELETED] 

>>13381473
nice argument

>>13381474
>men oppressed in their own way
men have never been oppressed, that's the entire point behind the patriarchy, it's that it's a system deeply ingrained into our society and government to keep men two steps above women

>>13381476
so anyone who advocates for feminism and equality is evil, just like that evil anita woman who fucked her way into the industry? go cry some more or go back to /r9k/

>> No.13381494

>>13381491
threads almost ded

We can let this die with it

>> No.13381496

>>13381490
I just read it as Bear Grills. I thought that if I didn't piss on her first, she'd piss on me.

>>13381493
You're opressing me right now, motherfucker. Stop raping me with your opinions.

>> No.13381499 [DELETED] 

>>13381496
youre fucking disgusting, your mother probably hates that she brought filth like you into this world

>> No.13381500

Tfw the internet has allowed people to elevate conjecture and hearsay above actual truth.

>>13381487
Ideologies are always branching because people don't think the same (duh). What people hate is radical feminism, but thanks to our current technologies it pretty much became the standard feminism. Thanks a lot, Anita and the others.

>>13381493
Oh, you're just trolling.

>> No.13381501

I'm not even sure where this feminist shit should go. /pol/? /soc/?

>>13381474
Well, to be fair, women have typically been shit on quite a bit more throughout history. Things are certainly getting better, though real progress is being muddled by all the fucking, I don't what to call them, publicity feminists? The dumb shits that just hawk on an easily marketed 'fight?'

While we have celebrities spending millions to try and make 'bossy' a 'sexist' word, women in the middle-east are getting executed for driving cars. Neat.

Well whatever.

I just want to be a good house husband for my werewolfu. Treat her nice and give her a nice welcome when she gets home after a long day at work.

>> No.13381502

>>13381493
I'd give you a taste of my patriarchy if you know what I mean, sugarbuns.

>> No.13381505

>>13381496
>>13381490
>>13381481

Who the fuck let /d/ in here?

>> No.13381506

>>13381485
She's just the most obvious example to give, what with everyone complaining about her all the bloody time.

>> No.13381507

>>13381499
My mother is more proud of me than your mother is of you.

>> No.13381508

>>13381474
>Implying the 60's bra burners gave a shit about anything but casting aside the subservient housewife role
>Implying radicals haven't been at the front of every rights movement because you have to be crazy to dedicate your life to that sort of battle
>Implying even the suffragettes weren't full of a bunch of crazy women who wanted to outlaw booze and smoking and got their wish on the first

Those sort of things have done good in the world, but their leaders are invariably pretty awful. About the only balanced view on feminism you'll find these days are women who work toward it but aren't dumb enough to associate themselves with the nutjobs by proclaiming themselves feminists, and professors who study the movement from a historical perspective.

>> No.13381510

>>13381496
She'll do that after.

>>13381505
>Implying /d/ ever left
>Implying people with more /d/-level tastes don't just bide their time
>Posting about their fetish whenever it gets brought up off-handedly
I'm sure I'm not the only one who does it.

>> No.13381513

>>13381508
>>Implying the 60's bra burners gave a shit about anything but casting aside the subservient housewife role
I don't see how that's bad.

>>Implying radicals haven't been at the front of every rights movement because you have to be crazy to dedicate your life to that sort of battle
Exactly. Radicals (from any movement, really) are always ruining it for everyone else.

>> No.13381514

>>13381499
Maybe you should check your privilege, CISanon. Right now you're threatening me with your vebal, online raping of me, and you're denying my human right to feel safe. You're worse than hitler.

>> No.13381515

>>13381500
>Oh, you're just trolling.
It took you this long to realize that?

>> No.13381516 [DELETED] 

>>13381500
so believing and advocating for feminism is trolling now? fuck off

>>13381501
look I'm going to assume that you're a feminist too and that's fine! but bossy is pretty sexist because it's almost exclusively used towards women, and it's to mock women who take authoritive roles and try to take command, whereas a man in that position would be praised for being in charge. that's why it's sexist, and we should discourage its use. I mean, dont people in this thread want to be commanded by an authoritive woman? it's a win win to ban bossy

>>13381502
fuck you

>>13381507
sure she is, don't lie

>>13381514
fuck off

>> No.13381518

>>13381507
>>13381514
Stop giving him the attention he wants.

>> No.13381519

>>13381513
>I don't see how that's bad.
It's not. But it's dead wrong to say it had anything to do with "Freeing men from oppression too."

>> No.13381520

>>13381518
The bait is delicious though.

>> No.13381521
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>>13381510
Why is /d/ so filled with futa?
I stop by ever once in awhile because there are some things there that i occasionally enjoy, and I'm always amazed by their amount of dick girls.
They have a thread for basically ever variant of them, and the art to back it up

>> No.13381524

>>13381501
You. I like you.

>>13381516
I'mma tease mai waifu by calling her bossy while I tickle and massage her feet for her after she comes home from a hard day at work. What'cha gun' do'bout it?

>> No.13381525

>>13381471
>www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/

>>13381516
>The word bossy is hurtful to women and should be banned.

>> No.13381527

>>13381521
Because /d/ick is the only place it's tolerated.

>> No.13381528

>>13381521
Fuck if I know. I don't go to /d/ since I know that all that's there is futa. Futa here, futa there, futa-futa everywhere.

They should make a separate board, /futa/, and see if it brings back any kind of interesting variety to /d/.

>> No.13381530

>>13381521
It comes and goes.
Some times futa will be literally half the threads, sometimes it'll be just one.
It has on at least some occasions in the past just been the work of one very dedicated futaspammer

>> No.13381532

>>13381518
But this bait is great. It's so delicious and moist.

>>13381516
>fuck off
Excuse me, you fucking oppressor. You do not get to tell me to fuck any thing. This is my body and I will do what I like with it, it's not for you to objectify and sexuality me by "commanding" that I fuck anything, in any direction. You're worse than satan right now.

>> No.13381533

>>13381515
Benefit of the doubt, man. I hate those who immediately call everything "bait" or "trolling".

>>13381521
Futa is among the most common fetishes.

>> No.13381534

>>13381532
>But this bait is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Don't do that.

>> No.13381537

>>13381521
There's a pretty good spread of things in /d/.

Futa and dickgirls are an interesting fetish. It's quite pervasive, yet still manages to inspire such hostile reactions from people who don't like it. I mean hell, within the 'futa' spectrum you have multiple subtypes. With balls, without, big cock, little cock, do they use it on you, or is it just there to give them reacharounds. It's fascinating.

>> No.13381540

>>13381537
>With balls, without, big cock, little cock
You're forgetting cock+cunt at the same time.

>> No.13381542
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Why hasn't this thread perished yet?

>> No.13381543 [DELETED] 

>>13381524
>Update
well you're a fucking douche to the girl you waifued

>>13381525
not sure i get your point

>>13381532
fuck

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>> No.13381544

>>13381540
Well they all have to have a cunt, otherwise it's not futa anymore. Shemale's a different thing, however slightly.

Are we seriously talking about this? Really?

>> No.13381545

>>13381540
That's what futa means, anon - that they have both.

Dickgirls/shemales don't have a pussy.

>> No.13381546

>>13381521
Because /d/ is the Futa containment board, it just so happens to also have other fetishes under its umbrella.

>> No.13381547

>>13381540
>You're forgetting cock+cunt at the same time.
All futas have cocks and vaginas, what are you talking about?
Futa is literally just a shorter version of Futanari, which stands in japan for Hermaphroditism.

>> No.13381549

>>13381543
His point is that you're being a hypocrite, and thus your attempt at trolling is falling apart.

>> No.13381550

>>13381542
We are the never ending thread. Expect us.

>> No.13381551

>>13381545
>>13381547
All these years I've thought futa and dickgirl were the same.

God damn it.

>>13381542
Good. I don't want /jp/ to be a fast board.

>> No.13381552

>>13381537
It's hated because it's forced to be pervasive by its proponents. "You know what would make this better? A dick." And those people vote with their wallets. Probably because a large section of that community shares members with the furry community who are notorious for blowing large sums of cash on their porn.

Just look at CoC.

Personally, I don't mind traps or shemales but two sets of genitals is two primary heads retarded that I can't help but despise.

Regardless, none of the stuff I've mentioned belongs here. That's the nice thing about these threads. Like what you like, but don't bring in unwanted baggage.

>> No.13381553 [DELETED] 

>>13381549
how am I hypocritical? feminism is the definition of equality. bossy is used as a way to attack young women and keep them submissive. how do they relate?

>> No.13381555

>>13381543
>fuck off
look at how unabashedly you're raping and oppressing me and you call yourself a feminist.

>> No.13381556

>>13381537
It's because often times it's forced into areas where it isn't asked for or welcome, it's the main reason /d/ was created as a containment board in the first place.

>> No.13381557
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>>13381553
>bossy is used as a way to attack young women and keep them submissive.

>> No.13381558

>>13381553
Y'know, the problem with your blatant trolling is that I can't tell if you're just continuing to feign ignorance, or are genuinely stupified right now.

But I don't really care so I'm going to make better use of my time.

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>>13381551
>Good. I don't want /jp/ to be a fast board.
In general I agree with you. But we have sinned egregiously against the laws of gods and men in this thread, with feminism and dickgirls and taken bait all over the place and mgs barely to be seen.

Let us wash away this sinful thread and let the survivors build a new one.

>> No.13381562

>>13381551
Something odd i have noticed is that all futas are feminine in appearance. And they have tits. Maybe masculine people with penises, balls and vaginas aren't as attractive...

Then there's cuntboys, which are men with vaginas instead of a dick and balls. The inversion of dickgirls.

>> No.13381563

>>13381346
Supergod? That was alright.

>> No.13381565

>>13381556
>it's the main reason /d/ was created as a containment board in the first place.

/d/ was one of the original boards on 4chan. Please stop throwing around that 'containment' board non-sense.

>> No.13381569 [DELETED] 

>>13381555
fuck off already, seriously

>>13381557
posting an image isn't an argument

>>13381558
so in other words you have no rebuttle but you swear our right and I'm just an evil feminist huh? yeah I expected about as much

>> No.13381572

>>13381552
It gets said a lot, but a big reason that futa's so pervasive might be because of the thought that it adds options to possible sexual interactions. Like how some people dislike yuri because of a perceived lack of available options.

So when you think about it, futa's a creative crutch for people who can't think of better shit for characters to do during sexy-times.

>> No.13381573

>>13381337
Of course.

>I want to watch an alp give in to her instincts and rape a HB!
>I want to coach an Alp on how to capture HBs and get their spirit energy!
>I want to corrupt a new Alp until she's just as depraved as me!

>> No.13381577

>>13381573
That doesn't seem like bullying to me.

>> No.13381578

>>13381563
Yeah that was it. Strange shit.

>>13381572
I think the reason that futa is so pervasive is because it's a base gender. Like male and female. It accepts every fetish because it's fuckin' binary. 0. 1. 2. Complaining about futa being every where is like complaining about any other gender being in your fetish.

>> No.13381579

>>13381561
The discussion about feminism was surprisingly civil, except for That Guy.

>> No.13381582

>>13381573
>I want to turn a Human Boy into an Alp, and then marry her!
>No guy involved!

How does /hbg/ react?

>> No.13381583

>>13381562
Because the majority of guys that like futa/shemales are straight. I can't say with any specific reason why I like it, or speak for others, but I personally have kind of dissociated dicks from the male 'gender.' I look more at the complete picture, I guess.

It's also a bit of a taboo thrill, it's easier to empathize with a futa/shemale getting pleasured because I can relate, and I like buttstuff.

>> No.13381584

>>13381578
There is no 2 in binary.

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