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>>13367467How disturbing.>>13367470>Holst raising WerekittensHow warm and fuzzy.
Second for eating out at IHOFDInternational House of Flying Daggers.
>>13367491Here, a plastic knife.
>>13367477So we're using this thread? The other one was made first.
>>13367500Yeah but this one got a reply first.
>>13367503Here it is then.>>13367481So anyone gonna write about a Holst waiting Werekittens?
No one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because I was your intellectual frigid housekeeper, especially when you'd be going to bed with one chick at night and I wake up in the morning and find another one there, screaming at me.
>>13367477I'm ready to do my part to save the Panda Girls!
>>13367500Maybe people like Pandas more than tongues?
>>13367500Oh how embarrassing. >Error: You cannot delete this postThanks mods!
>>13367503Yeah, I let the people decide. Would have deleted this one if the other got replies first. Normally I'd have deleted it right away, but it was close enough in time to wait and see.
>>133675144chan truly has the greatest software.
>>13367514Ostensibly that was put in place to prevent trolling.
>>13367477Call that a panda?
>>13367507I don't know what you tried to say there, Anon.
>>13367507What?
>>13367531>>13367532She sked me what the fuck that chick was doing in your bed and I'd walk in and you weren't with the same one you were in the night before.Oh, I'll never forget that, as long as I live.
>>13367534You should go to bed dear
>>13367506>writeI'm too busy procrastinating to write anything.
>>13367534Did you accidentally a coca-cola bottle?
Frankenstein's monster girl when?
>>13367550Is that really what you want?
I want to play strip battleship with a Kraken!
>>13367556Maybe one with a working moral compass.
I ain't looking for no headFrom some fucking living dead
>>13367561>tries to help people to the best of her abilityWhat's wrong anon? Do you want people to die?
>>13367568She even admits that she does not care if her actions cause more misery as long as her victims/patients stay alive.
Awooo~
>>13367550>>13367556Graveyard strutter!
>>13367573Which is what she believes to be right. A working moral compass =/= agreeing with you.Though I actually am on your side, I think she's awful. But she's cute. Not as cute as Adorea though.
>>13367491YEEART!
Who is the most bully-able race?
>>13367550Frankenstein monster is pretty much just a zombie type monster that's been stitched together from a bunch of different bodies.Call up a litch, I'm sure she could set you up.
>>13367578>Which is what she believes to be right.She doesn't, she simply does what she was created to do, without regards to morality or consequences.But yes, Adorea is cutest.
>>13367584Lilim
>>13367584Alp, cyclops or gazer
>>13367584Depends, is there an Alp-Cyclops-Cockatrice hybrid yet?
>>13367578I prefer Veronica. Although, yes, she is really cute.
>>13367477Opening the thread on a brighter note!A clarion tone singing with the values of prudence, production, and procreation! Yes, this is the wonderful world brought forth by the efforts of the noble Tanuki. Although elusive and exclusive, if you try your best you may be lucky enough to meet one of these gorgeous ladies. Even if you don't end up with one, they'll be happy to talk about family planning, refinancing, and the many services their connections offer! With the recent acquisition of Rapebook by Screwgle, it's easier than ever to connect with monster girls in your area through one simple, integrated, proprietary application!Also try visiting their many fine stores, such as Mofu Mofu Land, the Fluff Barn, and Zippmart.Elect a Tanuki today to help move legislation that will make Monster Girl City and indeed all realms happier※, healthier*, and more developed*! ※ Based on 2017 statistical analysis of human realm male behavior. Statement not meant to apply in individual circumstances. * For a given value of "healthy" * Refers to implementation of the Sabbath Prohibition ballot
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
>>13367603>Sabbath Prohibition ballotGas the tanukis! Race war now!
>>13367589
>>13367609Why are these posts never deletedMOOOOOOOODS
>>13367477Never Say No to Panda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjDqbgaFnxM
>>13367628Or else?
Anon, how do you feel about titty monsters?
>>13367619I would feel lonely if he left though.
>>13367638I smell vore.
>>13367638Like monsters that a literal pile of tits?Flying breasts with faces?Foxes with chests so large that they can sleep on their fatbags as a bed?Where are we going here?
>>13367638Bad
>>13367638MGQ part 3-tier.
>>13367645Nah, she doesn't vore, just engulfs you in flesh, I guess.
>>13367661>those nipplesI politely decline
>>13367661She looks like she's got warts on her areolae...Like, not just small bumps, actual warts.
>>13367661You need Jesus in your life.
>>13367676We need less Jesus and more Mary Magdalene if you know what I mean.
>>13367661This artist is clearly at a 12 on breast loving, and needs to dial it back to a 7.
>>13367661You ruined Balalaika for me
>>13367684Reminder that Balalaika canonically likes younger men.
>>13367684I would think that if how much of a monster she already is doesn't phase you, something like that wouldn't bother you too much.
>>13367661I prefer it when the breasts maintain their shape.If I wanted a giant blob I'd just go with a slime girl.
>>13367688You calling Balalaika a monster?
>>13367684Nothing can ruin Balalaika, She's that good.
>>13367698I puked a bit.
>>13367698Bacontits best tits.
>>13367693Indeed I am. To be fair though, most, if not all, of the higher tier people in that series are pretty monstrous. I mean, I like her, but come on man.
>>13367698Wow. Looking back, I thought I would have minded if she had terrible burn scars all over her body.And yet here it is. And I don't mind at allHow about that?
>>13367708She tastes like baconCrispy
>>13367705It's just business, anon.
>>13367708She's not really disfigured the way burn victims can be. No flesh permanently melted into a deformed, shrunken mass. No piles of scar tissue.She's like cosplay tier for scars. Just a bunch of discoloration with an otherwise normal physique. Basically bacon tattoos.Now think again if the one side of her face was basically clay over skull and she was missing an eye.
>>13367578Not him, but morals aren't dictated by the individual, anon.
>>13367727>morals aren't dictated by the individualTo an extent they are, but why are you bringing this up?
>>13367727Some 19th-century Germans would like to have a word with you, anon.Some Colorado senators, too.But anyway, MONSTERGIRLS
>>13367735Volcano Goddess, please accept our virgin sacrifice!
>>13367735Kant>NietzscheThere, I said it.
>>13367698I wanna kiss her burnt cheek>>13367729Because the implication was that just because she sees things differently from you doesn't mean her moral compass is broken. I say morals aren't dictated by the individual, therefor her compass would have to subscribe to the morals of her society, her context. I can go out, drug and rape the first cutie I see. I personally am just visiting pleasure on her flesh and getting myself off at the same time. Nonetheless this is still immoral, even if hypothetically I weren't to see it this way. The compass is to point the individual to society's north. No one cares if yours is currently pointing north, they just care that to them, you are walking south.
>>13367735Why is she dripping?
>>13367746Just like to remain a virgin 'till marriage is immoral to MGC. To some anons, I'm calling out the guiltfags here, it is not. However to the sort of society that MGc is, it would be heinous. The actual state of your compass doesn't matter. It's where your compass points compared to the rest. If every one else's is going north, and yours is going south, yours is broken. A poor analogy, surely, as north and south are quantifiable polarities whereas morality is not, but there you go.
>>13367742Not nearly as controversial as you might think.
>>13367746>this is still immoralNot to you it isn't. What's right and what's wrong is completely up to the person thinking about it. Just because a lot of people agree on something, doesn't mean they're objectively right. >north and southUp to definition in this context. But again, why are you trying to argue about this?
>>13367747She's a fucking lava golem.She's basically a solid/slime hybrid.
What does an ~Ara Ara pirate-looking waifu do for you, Anon?
>>13367762She scrubs me deck while I plunder her booty, if you catch me drift, lad. Rated argh.
>>13367757A compass is designed to point you in the right direction. You can swear that you're doing the right thing until you are black and blue in the face and you'll still get hung from the gallows.>What's right and what's wrong is completely up to the person thinking about itNo, its up to every one else who has to put up with you. Are you going to tell me what Hitler did wasn't immoral because he believed in it?Are you to tell me the bombing of Dresden wasn't immoral, because it was thought right at the time?The objective truth of the matter is neither here not there, morality is decided by the masses.>Why are you trying to argueBecause I think I'm right and you're wrong? Because you might convince me otherwise, and thus make me little more informed? Why does any one discus things?
>>13367762They don't, I don't get out of the kraken lair often
>So many Monstergirls have giant hands or claws or fluffy pawsThen how do they play the vidya?
>>13367768>Are you going to tell me what Hitler did wasn't immoral because he believed in it?This is where your problem is. I keep telling you it isn't objectively wrong, and you keep assuming this means I think it's objectively right. NO YOU FUCKING RETARD.>because it was thought right at the time?>morality is decided by the massesYou're not even trying to be consistent. That's it. I'm done. Back to MGs.Summer approaches anons. Do your waifus wear bikinis, one pieces, or do they just sunbathe and swim in then nude?
>>13367771There's only one joystick that monstergirls like to play with, and it's not Nintendo's.
>>13367776AARGH! BEAR!
>>13367771Big controllers made for them.A mouse for a dragon would have to be fucking massive and heavily reinforced.
>>13367774I'm not so sure a Lich would even try going out into the sun like that. A shame, would be interesting to see.>>13367776Delicious Grizzly.
>>13367785>Lich in old-timey grandma swimwear with frills and lace and a bonnet that she doesn't tipYes please.
>>13367477good
>>13367774>One thing was thought right by the masses at the time>time and values change>That same thing is now thought wrong by the masses at the timeI don't see the inconsistency and it supports my theory that the values of the masses dictate the morality of a particular action.
>>13367797I don't see a single part about this post that relates to MGs in swimwear. Stop being such a faggot and start talking about relevant things.
>Be sensitive guy who doesn't think it's right to harass Monstergirls>Bully a Monstergirl out of peer pressure anyway>Turns out she's a hardcore masochist who loves it>I can't stop bullying her or my friends will abandon me>The more I do it the more she clings to me because I'm satisfying her fetishWhat do?
>>13367801Read the reply chain. We're talking about a monstergirl's moral compass. Don't strangle discussion, you dweeb.
>>13367802Enjoy the masochist MG, but also cut ties with the assholes and make actual friends.
>>13367802What type of faggot lets their shitty friends talk them into doing things they don't want to do?Grow a damned spine.
>>13367804No we're not, I said I'm done and I'm the one you were talking to. Now you can keep arguing on your own, but that makes you an asshole talking to himself.
>>13367774Are Aphophis even interested in sunbathing?
>>13367810It's cool of you don't want to engage anymore, but you don't have to be so vitriolic. You're just coming off as a sore looser now. Calm down. Now isn't the time for assrage and shitposting. That comes later
>>13367813They're snakes, they love basking in the sun.
>>13367805They're true friends who care about who and have saved your ass multiple times, they just fucking hate Monstergirls for personal reasons. Let's say a Monstergirl ruined their parents' relationship by stealing his father away.
>>13367818Well, you got a point there,
>>13367817>Sore looser
>>13367817That's not about MGs in swimsuits either you baneposting shitstain.>>13367819>they just fucking hate MonstergirlsYou don't owe them shit, they're obviously villains.
>>13367826Sorry, I thought this was the monstergirl thread, and not the swimsuit thread. Care to point me in the right direction?
>>13367830Why not both, mane?
>>13367801Man, I'd love to see some more Sahuagin content. I realized a couple weeks ago how nice they could be.
>>13367830>monstergirls in swimsuits aren't monstergirls>philosophical wanking about morality isWow, it's like you only come here for the sake of arguing with people. Can you maybe stop? I won't reply to you anymore so you can pretend you won.
>>13367802Stupid question Does raping masochist MG count as rape?
>>13367836Me too. I would actually write about some if I didn't have so much on my plate as it is.
>>13367837You're the cunt trying to send me away for talking about monstergirls. Why do you gotta kill discussion like this?
>>13367802>tfw my bully became my best friend and probably changed my life, making me grow some ballsWe need more friendly bullies>>13367838What do you think?
>>13367836>>13367839What does a Sahaugin do other than hang out in a pond and try to get cuddles from swimmers?
>>13367836>>13367839> only one sahuagin story> it's a short and it ends up with the MC starving to deathShe deserves better, it's true
Normal human hands or big meaty claws/paws?
>>13367850Gimme some pointers and I'll make life harder for myself.>>13367853On what? Depends on that.
>>13367853Big meaty claws
>>13367853Big & meatyTheir inability to open jars or doorhandles without my help is moe
>>13367857I think in a big and meaty world, things would be drastically different.
>>13367842... Yes
Friendly reminder that milk is good for you.
>>13367866Is this the dance of her people?
>>13367871Scholars maintain that it's not the chicken dance, so yes.
>>13367876That does look like a chicken dance to me though
Wurms are cute! Cute!
What'cha doing Knucklehead McSpazatrons?
>>13367881But anon they're predators. Incredibly sexy predators.
>>13367866I never knew she had feather bracelets inside her milk bubble hands areas.Neat!
>>13367884Hnng Because of you I'm gonna play some double dragon neon now that I got my meal cooking
>>13367884>>13367886I could never decide if I like Jinko or Wurm more. Good thing I don't have to make that choice.
>>13367850Yeah, a damn shame. I'm not saying she needs a super long story about her, but she deserves better. That said, I actually like parts of that other Sahuagin story. Could have been real cool.>>13367854>PointersTheir MGE profile shares pretty much all you'd need to know. As long as it didn't end like the other one, you would probably make some people happy.>>13367884Just playing some ARAMs and relaxing on a day off. Heating up last nights dinner for breakfast too.
>>13367866it hurts to live
>>13367893>>13367886>>13367884Crouching Tiger, Hidden Potential?
>>13367894>MGE profileI was hoping to hear what people would like, not what KC said.
>>13367896Wurms have Potential Abilities! They wear flowers in their hair, too, like the best girl did!
>>13367884Admiral duties and fantasizing about lewd monsters.>>13367893I can't decide between my favourites either, suddenly the life of a harem protag doesn't seem so bad.
>>13367853Human Hands.
>>13367584Why, isn't it obvious? The fake dragons!
>>13367906Winged Wailers need to be mounted a lot, huh?
>>13367906>crybaby wyvern recieves a present>its a violin
>>13367898>A qt3.14 Wurm with a yellow primrose in her hair
>>13367918Bully alps all you want, but this right here has to stop.
>>13367919Well the girl I'm talking about had a wreath but that's nice too.
>>13367922Which best girl was it again? I forget.
>>13367924Daiunji Eru. The VN might have not been anything special, but she's still the best.
>>13367920>not tenderly bullying you're wyvern friend>not apoligising and cuddling her when she criesYou're the real monster here.
>>13367920>Bully alps all you wantOh no you don't. Alps need love too!
>>13367918>>13367920I want an Alp onee-san to divert attention away from a crying wyvern, because unlike the wyvern she can take handle being bullied!
>>13367897Well, I suggested it because there hasn't really been much expanding upon them here, and their profile is largely what I would like to see a story about. Kuudere stalking her would-be husband in the water, waiting until she could pounce and shower him in love and affection before reverting back to her normal state.
>>13367930Hey, how about this? A Wyvern is partnered up with a human boy at a young age so they'll imprint on to one another and work better as a Dragoon team. Then the guy Alps, and all their work is nullified. A new guy has to be brought in, and then they both fall for him.
>>13367928You'll never get your Persona if you can't face your true self.>>13367929Should I laugh at you now, or would you prefer later?
>>13367930But Alp onee-san is weird and keeps making these strange faces and drooling while she's bulied.
>>13367934Screw you, Alps deserve tender love, not bullying.
>>13367884Silver Jinkos are love. >tfw Duke Silver Tiger is kill
>>13367937They have failed in their quest to be men.Failure must be punished, always.
>>13367937I don't know whether to call you gay, autistic, or underage.
How many sets of spats does this fox go through in a month?
>>13367939What if you allowed one Alp to take the punishment for all the others, like an Alp-Jesus?What if this one Alp was bullied in the form of scathing literary criticism?>>13367943Don't be silly, she wears the same ones all the time for stronger smells.
>>13367944No, every alp is responsible for their own failure.
>>13367940All of the above. Throw in some more buzzwords and memes for good measure.That'll show him.
>>13367958Buzzword is a buzzword. We must go deeper.
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00032602
>>13367963This is sad and awesome at the same time.
>>13367963Time to be a classy horse fucker.
>>13367963How much money is Z-ton gonna make with these?Answer: Not as much as you'd think, since monster girls aren't popular yet.
Would you make love to your pregnant monster girl waifu?
>>13367938Z-Ton?
>>13367976Cowgirl would be acceptable.
>>13367976Of course, what kind of dumbass question is that?
>>13367976Yea.Doesn't pregnancy induce heightened arousal? I really don't have a choice if that's the case.
>>13367976Does being raped by her mouth to satisfy her preggo-cravings for semen count as "making love"?
>>13367978Ishida Akira, Maoyuu.
>>13367975Answer: Not enough for him to make a sequel to Schizanthus
>>13367958Who are you?
>>13367982>Pregnancy brings on heightened arousalI know it actually is accurate, but isn't it still redundant?Like, increasing the amount of times you're potentially having sex, trying to make a kid, when you're already carrying one anyway?
>>13367990Why you gotta bring that up, jerk?
>>13367985Yes if she leaves you with heartpupils.
>>13367990Must you bring up things like that...?
>>13367993It's a mechanism to keep males around for protection. Human women are hilariously vulnerable in the later stages of pregnancy.
>>13367998Makes sense.
>>13367982A cold breeze is enough to increase arousal on a monstergirl.
>>13367992Spartacus.
>>13368003What if a cold breeze were enough to set off the reverse scale?
>>13367996>males with heart pupilsDisgusting.
>>13368007Ryus would spend their entire lives writhing in orgasmic ecstasy.
>>13367894>That said, I actually like parts of that other Sahuagin story. Could have been real cool.> Could have been> Could haveI tried my best, anon.What would you have liked to see?
>>13368005You misunderstand, I don't blame you though.
Time for your threadly dose.
>>13368015Thanks docukade
>>13367963>some where out there some one commissioned the futa version which comes with a bad dragon horsecock stitched on
>>13368013Not him but A HAPPY ENDING.>>13368015It really stinks in here.
>>13367996Every time.That stupid open-mouth-tongue-out face, too.
>>13368019>Not liking horsecock futaThough I'll admit it's inferior to knots.
>>13368007>>13368011Pussy Rampage.
>>13368013The mc not dying of starvation?
>>13368020Muh sunshine.
>>13368023Whilst I agree, here isn't the place to discuss it.
>>13368028Yes, muh sunshine. Why would I want to read about a guy starving to death? Why would YOU want to read about a guy starving to death?
>>13368013It's fine, don't listen to Mickey and Minnie.
>>13368028muh only sunshine
>>13367850Doesn't the Sahuagin realize that he's starving at some point and bring him a boot? I'm pretty sure it was an open end aswell.
>>13368032Because fuck you that's why.
>>13368037And this is why we can't have nice things.
>>13368020>>13368025>>13368032Can I just point out that he didn't die of starvation? The story ended with his fate undetermined.Maybe he failed to make her understand, and died in that grotto.Maybe he taught her what human needs are, and after a bumpy start they lived a long and happy deredere life.I assumed that everyone would be able to live with ambiguous endings, because they let suffering fetishists and happy fetishists imagine whatever final conclusion they personally prefer.Although I think my assumption may have been misplaced, because... otherwise we wouldn't be having this discussion.I'm sorry my shit storytelling brought us to this horrible place
>>13368014I clearly do. Care to explain?
>>13368043You should be sorry, but I'm done talking about it. Nothing is going to get any better from this, only worse. I don't want to start flinging shit here. And it's not like I know how to end a story properly.
>>13368024Somehow just isn't as frightening as cock rampage.
>>13368041He has the point of fucking you though
>>13368032I actually liked that one. Black humor n' stuff, and it doesn't really condemns the guy to imminent death. Maybe he'd manage to communicate with her in the end. Though I've had the same shiny expectations of Dragon's ending once...
>>13368043Don't worry, it was a good story nonetheless
I just saw japan sexualise tellytubbies.
>>13368041We have nice things, all over the fucking place, and here you are bitching about one not so nice thing, so you my friend, are in fact why we can't have nice things.
>>13368064But you just said we have nice things. Not about Sahuagin though.
>>13368050Real talk, have you had sex?
>>13367654Late to the party but I'd say at most MGQ part 2 tier.This lass here doesn't even begin to comprehend the horrors of part 3.
Is there anything we can talk about without upsetting someone? I hate arguments.
>Doujin Touhou metal is the closest you'll ever come to shredding solos and blastbeats about monstergirls.>>13368079Grow thicker skin
>>13368079>I hate argumentsThis upsets me. Arguments are great and only through discourse can we progress. You're a fag if you think otherwise
>>13368060...And?
>>13368080>Grow thicker skinBut why is shitflinging so important to you? Can't we be nice to each other? It's what Moth-chan would want.
>>13368060I'll take "things said to stupefy" for 200 Alex.
>>13368089Union throguh dic-monstergirls
>>13368079I'm trying to write a scene where some giant ants want to talk without the MC hearing them, so they do it all by pheromone.So I want to know what ants might... do, while they're pheromone-speaking. 'Cos just saying "He sat there in silence while the room got a bit smelly" is kinda lame.Help me with that and I won't reward you with anything except perhaps slightly quicker neglected-mg writefaggotry OC
>>13368105They could exercise in spats and tank tops to sweat more.
>>13368105Just relay their conversation>He sat there in silence while the room got a bit smelly. Something in his more primal mind told him of passing missived, but for all his civilized consciousness, he couldn't make out the language of nature'So, do you think we should rape him now or later''Now''Later' 'Porque no los dos'EYYYY
>>13368015Thanks Doc
>>13368089>Moth-chan will never be a mojyo qt by day, and a masked heroine by night, known as The Monarch
>>13368139Being a superheroine would interfere with her music career.
>>13368043>I assumed that everyone would be able to live with ambiguous endings, because they let suffering fetishists and happy fetishists imagine whatever final conclusion they personally prefer.Oh you.
>>13368142Not if the bad guys conveniently only show up on her off days.
>>13368148Suspicious...
>>13368148So, the bad guys are masochists who want to get beat up by her?
>>13368150Please, you know how these chinese cartoons go.
>>13368079this is not your hugbox or a "safe space" where you're shielded from thougts you don't like.grow some skin, faggot
>>13368043>Using the KC methodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>13368152I like this idea.>>13368155But this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind!
>>13368043I'm the guy you originally asked, and the assumption was fine. It does let people imagine what they want, but I dislike endings that go that way. I'm sure a lot of people enjoy open endings, but I am not one of them. The characters themselves were alright though, so you did well there. And the humor was pretty nice. Dark humor without much actual suffering is always a plus.
>>13368155Now if only people who throw a tantrum when a fetish they don't like is discussed could do the same.
"Before the Gate-event and formation of Monster Girl City in the human world, an average monster-girls chances of finding a human male partner were less than one in a hundred. Remember you as the monster-girls of today have the responsibility to your daughters, to never let such a male-deficit crisis occur again. Inquire at your nearest PRESC booth for information on how to include human women in your marriage and promote peaceful and responsible coexistence for both species."this message brought to you by the Party For Responsible Extra-Species Coexistence.>Lamia wrapped around an ahaego nude human couple with a speech bubble stating "If I can make the effort, so can you."
>>13368155So you're saying shitstorms are a good thing?
>>13368164Too bad everyone who says "grow thicker skin" or "Just ignore" spergs themselves when something they don't like shows up.Hypocrites, every single one of us.
>>13368161>"HAHA! How's this, Monarch? I've taken your favorite pick and turned it into a monster to destroy the town.">"So, Monarch...what do you plan to do about it~?""That's it! I'm going to--">"...""...Why are you biting your lip like that!?"
>>13368172one anon's shitstorm is another anon's discussion and if that's done well, a third anon's fap material
>>13368164You know that's everybody, so saying this is pointless.
>>13368171Normies can have them, can't they?
>>13368182Are there still normies in the magical year of 20XX?
>>13368188Sadly.
>>13368178>"Oh no! I fell over on this seemingly random soft mattress and am completely helpless! If only the heroine defender of justice wouldn't punish me for my crimes!">TZICHING intensiefies>>13368188There will always be normies.
>>13368188Something tells me there'll be only normies at some point.
>>13368157I've never seen the sketch this derives from before, so I thank you for bringing it to my attention.> American historians and documentarians believe that the actual events were far too embarrassing for our fledgling nation to endure. But Abraham Lincoln actually got hammered in the ass so much, that he died of being hammered in the ass. Thank you, goodnight.
>>13368189>>13368190>>13368191B-but that's haram!
>>13368190>TZICHING intensiefiesI forgot about that video. It's so cute.
>>13368182male kids? yes. but monster girls would tend to out-compete human women for most mates. Even discounting them being beautiful and made to cater to many fetishes, just the facts that they don't get sick and are sexually pro-active from early age would leave human women screwed on single men by their 20s. Would be irresponsible for any leadership of MGs to not take into account their tendency to choke out supply of what should be most vital resource for them
>>13368192You're welcome. Check this out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWs2WMClx4
>>13368200>Shaky world building is shakyShocking, nevermind the fact that the "immortal" MGs still reproduce.What a shitshow.
>>13368196sometimes an individual must sacrifice for the sake of the species... and if that means having your MG waifu carefully drain your balls into a 3D human woman's vagina... well that is just the sacrifice your MG has to make.
>>13368200> Even discounting them being beautiful and made to cater to many fetishes, just the facts that they don't get sick and are sexually pro-active from early age would leave human women screwed on single men by their 20s....and the part where they literally kidnap human men to keep in their rape cave as a baby source / food dispenser.Or maybe they're not allowed to do that in MGC, I dunno. They'd still do it anyway
>>13368207I am disgusted, but I also see the wisdom in your words.
>>13368206>>13368206"immortal" as in vs age? Surely would be countered by low birth rate - otherwise 'immortal' species would have just outbred the lesser ones in any setting
>>13368188>>13368189>>13368190>>13368191If there were no normies you faggots couldn't enjoy your cozy NEET life, you're welcome you pieces of shit.
>>13368217That's why I said there will always be normies. Now be a good normie and get back to work so I can mooch off of your tax shekels.
>>13368216Exactly my point. Even if it is slow, it'll still catch up to us eventually.You know, like a granny with a grudge...
>>13368221Only if I get to fuk ur mum.
>>13368217>your cozy NEET life>implyingIf only it were that simple.
>>13368171>get an MG wife and a human wife>it's basically a sweden-yes life for the human girl, her cooking, cleaning up or working for the family and monster girl ooga-booging and getting all the fuck since she's better at it>your sex sessions are exactly like those staged cuckold videos, with human girl just sorta sitting on the sofa nearby while MG straddles you and you make a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for the human wife
>>13368210>You will never have a Succubus friend hook you up with your favorite monstergirl in school>By inducing pleasant dreams for both of you, about the other until the girl falls in love with you
>>13368226>granny with a grudgeWhat's she gonna do? Hit me with her arthritic hands? Swing her crutches at me? Tell e boring stories from 60 years before I was born?
>>13368232Or, they can just pay me money to give them some of my A+ DNA material.Cause I'm not gonna let a human women in my house.
>>13368235Don't underestimate her, she has a lot of time to think about what she'll do to you on the way.
>>13368237>A+Pffft...pppuhiihii...
>>13368217>someone's not a normie>they must be a neetYou can work a 9-5 and not be mind numbingly normal you know, it's not like having a job means you automatically like sports, mainstream tv and obsess over celebrities.
>>13368246Jealousy does not become you, anon.
>>13368232"PRESC cautions everyone to do their best to exactly those scenarios, since such relationships do not last and when enforced, tend to result in high suicide rate of the female, and usually a immense degradation on the the relationship of of the monster-girl male.Most monster-girls are quite willing to go out of their way to make their husband happy. Just go the extra-mile to adjust for a happy life with both husband and sister-wife... at the very least this will remove any guilt your husband may be otherwise feeling over concerns like species extinction.Our research has already shown that most monster-girls tend to experiment with each other as they practice seduction techniques. Human females have been frequently recorded to do as well, especially in conditions of lacking same age males. At least on a basic level we have an instinct to cooperate in a non-competitive environment. Also all monster-girls should remain that a human woman's libido is comparatively low, and frequently impacted by her monthly sexual cycle, life stress and just plain human physiology. To be frank... she will just tire quickly. There is no reason to force your human sister-wife to be unhappy for lack of attention, when her needs can be satisfied so easily,"
>>13368247>not being a normie or a neet>on /jp/
>>13368217>non-normies don't workYeah, say this to my toasted-by-years-of-being-near-magnetic-field ass.
>>13368217I just have different hobbies There's a lot of normies in other boards as well
>>13368250Unless you have a bank account with ten digits I don't give a fuck if you have the genes of Hanma Yujiro.
>>13368256Oh come on, it's a fucking night club half the time, at least in this thread.
>>13368261>I care about money, a lotHuman woman pls.
>>13368247every neet will eventually normalize... whether they do it before becoming homeless and losing access to internet is just details.most normies spends most of their life trying to become a neet that can afford to stay a neet
>>13367935You're going to bully her before she starts bullying you.
Would you a Pygmy version of your Monster Girl species of choice?
>>13368262>like a night clubLoud, dark, cramped and no one understands each other?
>>13368271No.Just fuck dwarfs, you weirdos.
>>13368264>I don't care about moneyHippie pls.
>>13367961>No DormouseIt's as if you want to wake up eventually!
>>13368272Don't forget the loud cheering and music
>>13367871>Is this the dance of her people?Damn it, you reminded me of that loli-Ushi story two days ago where she did the mating dance. PRW, continuation when?
>>13368282No anon, we need more wiggly-wormy!
>>13368277>implyingSeriously though, instead of being bitter, just take me as an example to strive for.
>>13368256A /jp/ regular wouldn't use greentext or the word "normie".Try again.
>>13368286You're hilarious.
>>13368262this makes me want Monstergirl Night Clubs to be a thingI'm sorry this is the only relevant image I haveNo I'm not. I'd roofie the shit out of laska and pound imprints of her ass onto my backseat.
>>13368290Thanks.
>>13368278Their sizes are off, but hey, it's all just a dream.
>>13368288I care about this why? Have I once claimed during this conversation, I'm sure you just joined, that I am a neet?
>>13368293Dear lord
>>13368293>spoilerAs long as you don't call her afterwards, it's all good.
>>13368301Who cares if you're a neetI'm saying you shouldn't talk about what /jp/ is you filthy crossboarder
>>13368271>Would you Suzu the Apophis?Duh, yeah.
>>13368305I wouldn't even tell her my real name.
>>13368265>every neet will eventually normalizeSometimes they kill themselves, too.
>>13368306>suck my dick sideways>you onahole loving wapanese ninny
>>13368312Good man.
Have you been keeping up with your Paladin training?
>>13368306>you filthy crossboarderYou really captured the spirit of nipland there. You do your board proud.
>>13368317I want to rub my dick against those abs while french kissing her.
>>1336829910/10 team would go into a coma and save Madotsuki with
Blah blah something about bullying monoeyes
>>13368336I want to replace her eyedrops with 90% rubbing alcohol
>>13368299Only if I can have one of these Dormice.http://pastebin.com/sLVcWhAs
>>13368340That's brutal.Too brutal.
>>13368317Nope, pretty sure once the gate opens I'm gonna be running from a MG I hate, have a heart attack and drop dead. Oh well., it was a good life.
>>13368345Brutal would be drain cleaner
>>13368340Bullying is not hurting or crippling, damn.
>>13368234>will never have your succubus friend embarrassed almost to a full color change confess to you that the girl you liked is now:>a) half succubus and>b) bi-sexual and>c) currently under the desk giving her oral sex and>d) refuses to leave house without 2 vibrators stuck in her>'S..sorry Anon. Turns out dream magic is a bit more intricate than I thought. Don't worry my sister said she can fix it this weekend... Well.. some of it. But she said she will need you to... " - blushing color change complete " help us out a bit on the energy side"
>>13368346Once the gate opens I'll take a shower, shave a little hair from here and there, put on something that comes off easy and head to that damn gate with flowers and chocolate.
>>13368354Abandon ship and join The Order.
>>13368355>gets husbando'd by a hornet
>>13368355first through the gate... drunk Ogre riding an Ushi-Oni.Flowers is kill. Anon looks worse off... still alive enough to beg someone to finish him off.
>>13368354This is why I don't like succusluts
>>13368366What? A drunk Ogre riding an Ushi-Oni sounds like a heavenly sight.
>>13368355>Not alcohol or dog cookies
>>13368354She has failed me for the last time...
>>13368367hey... she did her best. Anon should have thought better then ask a teenager still in school to mess with his love's brain. A responsible Anon would help fix the problem he started, rather then blame everyone on the friend who was trying to do him a favor.
>>13368354>foursome with succubiMy ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
>>13368345>>13368353I've been cautious of cyclops since the greentext about one blackmailing an anon into posing for pictures. Bullying them lightly is fine if you're gonna wife her, but they'll turn the tables if you don't put them in their place
>>13368377Dirty rebel, please. Stormcloaks were just bandits with uniforms.
>>13368377>implying ancestors would be proud of a traitorSovngarde is closed to you.
>>13368376Can't I just bone the succubus before
>>13368381>>13368384How's it feel to be a bitch to Elves?
>>13368389I dunno, why don't you ask Ulfric?
>>13368391He can't, Ulfric was beheaded by Tullius.
>>13368384Who said I'm a traitor? The succubus is my friend and she, and her sister, and that girl need a helping hand. I'd be some kind of homosexual to say no to that.
If I impregnated an alp, what would come out?
>>13368389>StormCloakAnon friends with succubi>elves now be bitches (not the male ones, those be NTRed to death)
>>13368393Pretty sure it was me, but who cares about petty details?
>>13368398A Succubus.
>>13368398A succubutt, unfortunately
>>13368401I let Tullius kill him because Ulfric specifically asked ME to do it, and I wanted to spite him.
>>13368396>being friends with a succuslut>helping lesbiansYou are in fact a homosexual.
>arguing about stormcloaks vs imperials>when that whole war was orchestrated by the aldmeri dominion to weaken the empire
>>13368408Eh, if you want something done right, do it yourself.Looking at you, "I love triggering traps"-elf archer whos name I forgot
>>13368411You still had to pick a side, and the rebels were on the wrong.>>13368413I sacrificed that asshole to the Daedra.
>>13368402>>13368403B-But Succubutts are cute and very feminine! How can a masculine man and an Alp raise a blue girly one?
>>13368409>implying bisexual = lesbianlater is "shit luck anon". former is "you a harem master, Anon"
>>13368416She has her instincts.
>>13368417>harem Absolutely disgusting.
>>13368416It just doesThe real question is, what if before becoming a alp the subject had a beard, would it fall?
>>13368416Either the Alp takes one for the team and starts acting girly as an example for the succubutt or the succubutt grows up to be a tomboy, I guess
>>13368409>he doesn't want to pound a girl while she's being eaten out>turned down sucubutt sexy timesAnd I'm supposed to be the faggot? Get the fuck out my face you alp.
>>13368415>You still had to pick a sideOr you could not do the quest chain
>>13368089Reminder that you'll never teach your Moth daughteru how to fly.http://i.imgur.com/AX4h1YT.jpg
>>13368427Which would be retarded. Why would I buy a game and then not play it?
>>13368426I don't have to take this from a succuslut's sperm factory.
>>13368432I wasted more time in making the mods work than playing the game
>>13368431So cute.
>>13368434You and me both, brother.
>>13368434Well I did my duty as an Imperial citizen.
>>13368431Are we reposting stuff from the previous thread?http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpgRemember me? Yeah you do
>>13368442NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>13368271You know it
>>13368433No, you'll be taking it from Josh McDonglonger behind the bleachers every Monday and Thursday until he dumps you for that cute Hinemizu cheerleader.
>>13368442Hi there, Anon. How's the family going?
>>13368442Damn you're fat.
>>13368425>Both the alp and the human boy try to act more girly in their lives to be a good influence for their succubus daughter>This only serves to confuse her
>>13368442After watching A Bug's Life, this sounds hilarious.
>>13368451>she grows up to be a Buffbucus to compensate for the Alpmom and the Sissydad>>13368455Heimlich became a beautiful butterfly in the end, right?
>>13368446That was very clever and funny.You may pat yourself on the back as much as you fancy.
>>13368457Yep. Totally beautiful.
>>13368465Do you think if the Butterfly chick and the old Mantis dude fucked?
>>13368457>Buffucus invites her Oni, Ogre and Jinko friends over>Just as her Alpmom and Sissydad come homePanic?
>>13368354And this is why you don't trust succusluts. Abandon both of them.
>In other news, water tests today show trace amounts of Sabbath potion and Hathor milk which can cancel each other out.>The strangest thing is we are reading large levels of mothman particles, thereby increasing the impregnation and litter sizes of drinkers.This has been your MGC water report
>>13368472No. Time to make the parents uncomfortable.>"You mirin' boya?">Alpmom blushes and hides her face
>You'll never share a room with a Jinko with your eyes spinning around trying to not look at her
>>13368474>drinking from the tap in MGCDumb bastards get what they deserve.
>>13368476>Implying her friends wouldn't bully the fuck out of her parents
>>13368483That's exactly what I was implying they'd do though.
>>13368474>Drinking from mthe tap>In MGCFools. The only thing I'd drink from the tap is milk
>>13368484No I mean hard shit, mocking the Alp for not being a real woman, laughing at her lack of gains, calling the father an Alp wanna-be and asking why he isn't with a real woman, that stuff
>>13368494This sounds like the set-up of a gangbang where the Sissydad is milked for all he's worth and the Alpmom's spadetail is used as a dildo.
>>13368500>How I Gangbanged Your Mother
>>13368015I need a bigger dose than this Doc.
The Holstaur goes Moo~The Werecat goes Nyaa~The Werewolf goes [/spoiler]Onii-chan
>>13368526Sabbath Werewolf?
>>13368526And the spoiler goes AWOL.
>>13368522As one of the suppliers I must apologize, but I've been suckered in by Demonbane and can't be bothered with providing more creepy crawlies.
The Holstaur goes Moo~The Werecat goes Nyaa~The Werewolf goes Onii-chan
>>13368522How's this?
>>13368500I'd imagine the Buffcubus would end up fighting her friends off to prevent them from NTRing her mother, and after it's just the three of them her father and mother cuddle her and tell her how they're proud of how big and strong she's grown
>>13368539No, bad!
>>13368540Thanks doc
>>13368526>>13368539Too late, everybody knows about your mistake.
>>13368522>>13368540>Sacrificing quality for size
>>13368541Good End?
>>13368535>>13368539>Implying I was talking about Creepy Crawlies...You're not the Doctor I'm looking for.
>>13368551I'm not the Doctor you're looking for.
>>13368551>>13368554Eye Doctor you're looking for.
>>13368345>This guy wouldn't set his cock on fire and fuck her eye until it pops and melts down her face like tears
Twin Minotaurs pregnant with triplets
>>13368494>mocking the Alp for not being a real woman, laughing at her lack of gains, calling the father an Alp wanna-be and asking why he isn't with a real woman, >Suddenly, Polymorph>Alp triples in size and becomes built like She-Hulk>Oni, Ogre and Jinko try to hide their jelly at a succubus who can just magic herself some gains>Sissydad gets snu-snu'd that night
>>13368284you are both wrong what is needed is more paladin with echidna mom and succubus girlfriend
>You will never set a trap to capture a monster girl, then turn the tables on her while she's caught by raping her
>>13368583>succubus girlfriendWhat? They're just workout buddies.
>>13368590I would doodle on her face and embarrass her.
>>13368590You're not turning squat if you were in control of the situation from the start.
>>13368597What kind of doodles?
>>13368597This so much >>13368602>"I am pure">"Rape is bad!"
>>13368597The one true answer
>>13368592they held hands and played jenga, they are pretty much married now
>>13368616So? I'm sure he held mommy's hand and played jenga with her too.
>>13368583That was actually a really amusing read. Wouldn't mind more of that. Or the Ushi. Or Hellhound. Man, I'm glad that guy recommended PRW to me after I came back.
>>13368632You're welcome.
>>13368583and where could we find something like that?
>>13368630>Playing Jenga with your mom
>You will never come home one day to see a stray, stick thin Cheshire kitten sleeping in your bed. >She will never awake when you come in and hide under the covers, her tail sticking out behind her.
>>13368640http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
>>13368644Considering that's a Cheshire, I'd see that as some sort of trap.And, by trap, I mean ruse. Whose to say she hasn't warped away and left her tail behind.>Is she gone?>All except the tail. *tail vanishes* She's gone.
>>13368644Feed her fish and kick her out.
The thing about Jabberwocks is there aren't many MGs that can cradle you in their wings, half smother you with their breasts, suck you with a mouth tentacle while stimulating your prostate with their tails... while serenely watching the news.
>>13368641Take it up with Mike.
>>13368648Much obliged. im outa here
>>13368654Don't forget they'd also serenade you with poetry they wrote about your beauty while the sun sets
>>13368650>Disappears>Oh well, at least I don't have to deal with that.>Open medicine cabinet to see her disembodied, pouting head there. >She got so frightened that she messed up her teleportation and only materialized her head. >>13368653But then the cat's going to come back the next day.
>>13368662Put fish away from house. Done.
>>13368654I want to reenact the climax of Little Shop of Horrors with a Jabberwock!
>>13368667But then she may get in a fight with the nekomata kitten with the eye patch.
>>13368676Good, she won't break in my house again. Right?
>>13368678>Implying you won't wake up the next morning with Cheshire kitten and Nekomata kitten on your chest both purring in their sleep.
>>13368654>while serenely watching the news.I'd be torn between feeling a bit pouty she's not fully into it and mega aroused thanks to my emotionless sex fetish.
>>13368678>not having an anti-magic field>not having holy charmsIt's like you don't value your privacy.
>>13368661"Honey, you know I always loved Haiku">can now enjoy sensory overload while needing to endure only a few quick poems per day
>>13368685But she is totally into it. Women can multitask!
>>13368683Christ, why
>>13368691They shared the fish and wish to repay you by keeping you warm.
>>13368691Because you're now their onii-chan.
>>13368695Repay me by getting away from my dam house. I'm going to need to bur the blankets too because of fleas
>>13368685>how come can she make me cum so much without even paying attentionShe actually has all her attention on you, picking out the barely visible reflection in the television with her super dragon eyes. Pretends not to, because she long ago guessed your fetish... never told you
>>13368699Don't worry, they'll bring you a new one to replace the old one!It's only slightly used and may or may not have belonged to a Tanuki Mob Boss
>>13368683That's adorable
>>13368706I'm going to call Paladin-sanYou don't want me to call Paladin-san.
>>13368708Paladin-san takes Beelzebub eggs up the ass.
>>13368711Good thing he's just gonna shoo some cats.
>>13368711No, you're thinking of Traitor-kun.
>>13368708Paladin-san is too busy with that program trying to make a useful member of society out of him.
>>13368708Poor anon, you don't even know that paladin-san has been taken down by dirty politics have you?They mayor felt they were digging too deep and sent them off to investigate a parasite slime infestation in the sewers. Besides, can you truly resist the teary look they are giving you?
>>13368714No, Traitor-kun is living it up in the studio they film Manticore porn in.
>>13368718Pretty sure he burned to death inside that orphanage he tried to burn.
>>13368718>Living it up>Implying I'm not the talent scout for those pornos>Implying "talent scout" doesn't mean luring young men with promises of a mixer with docile elves
>>13368722No, that was the Trashcan-Man.
>>13368715Fuck.>>13368716Yes I can and I will, if they want a house they'll have to work and pay to live here
>>13368722Nonsense, Traitor-kun just wants everyone to be happy. He would never try to kill anyone. You're thinking of anti-monster terrorists.
>>13368726What are you talking about? Trashcan-senpai retired years ago.>>13368729No, I am certain it was him.
>>13368728That is great!Nekomata kitten is an excellent cook and Cheshire kitten can clean real good!
>>13368722You are confusing him with someone from the Order.
>>13368730>retiredWe just told you that because you were too young.
>>13368731No touching me. And clean the fucking fleasAnd say sorry to the Tanuki neighbour.
>>13368732Order people don't burn down a human only orphanage.Nice try though, traitor shill.
>>13368737They will Anon!They are good girls!
>>13368730Traitor-kun sides with the monsters because he knows they will bring happiness to humans. Why would he do something like that?
>>13368738>Implying they aren't paranoid enought to think the children are loli monstergirls in disguise
>>13368735At least, that's what they told you...
I want to bring my Alp senpai flowers to thank her for being such a cool senpai, even if she no longer has a dick!
>>13368742HOW DEEP DOES IT GO?
>>13368740Traitor man, it's what they do...
>>13368744Everyone knows what I'd do to alp senpai
>>13368744What kind of flowers?
>>13368745If I knew, I would also "retire".
>>13368744>>13368751What if Alp-senpai Alped for you?>>13368755Ahh, good human, you keep at it!
>>13368739I doubt that. Chesires are pranksters by nature
>>13368741>implying they areIt's not nice to lie on the internet.
>>13368760Everybody knows the Order have fanatics between them.
>>13368758>you keep at it>implying I work for your sideYou don't even know who's working for who.Trust no one.
>>13368741Or doing this as a strategy of it's own scorched land defense style.
>>13368758>What if Alp-senpai Alped for you?But Senpai and Kohai love is lewd! She's older, our love is forbidden!
>>13368767And traitors don't?
>>13368758>4meWell, that would just make me do what I do all that much harder. >>13368759>Not wanting to have a cheerful Cheshire head greet you when you open the medicine cabinet>Not wanting to find your dirty towels swapped out for pink ones. >Not wanting to have to find your shoes only to see that they've been freshly cleaned when you do get them.
>>13368770But you finally got senpai to notice you! Isn't this what you wanted? It's all well and good for you to back down now, but that won't turn her back into a boy!
>>13368774Most traitors are decent folk that genuinely want to help people. Paladins are screaming manbabies.
>>13368774Yes, they have Druella for example.
>>13368767That implies they have anything besides fanatics.
>>13368775By now you should've figured out I'm a bit bitter
>>13368777>>13368779>this is what traitors actually believe
>>13368778Even Hitler thinks Druella is Hitler.
>>13368786It's true. Listen to what the "heros" say compared to what the "traitors" say. You'll notice a big difference.
>>13368780>Not wanting two mg kittens to curl up on your bed next to you each morning to great you with a purr>Not wanting them to greet you when you get back from work with beaming smiles and a home cooked meal
>>13368795Yeah, one of them isn't a traitor to their own kind.
>>13368776She really doesn't want to go down this road Anon.It is a road paved with terror and milk.
>>13368800You'll you'll rather have whiny brats that are willing to torture and kill for selfish reasons rather then men and women who want to lead humanity into a new golden age?
>>13368795I'd work with the worst scum on earth if it meant saving our race.Your pretty words mean nothing.
>>13368796What if they rape me at some point, huh? We both know I don't want that.You are making me soft, anon.
>>13368808>golden agePromised by every tyrant ever.Besides, "brainwashing all the men" is not the way to do it.
>>13368803>milkIt's okay if it's with you.
>>13368776>It's all well and good for you to back down now>Implying there's a choiceKohai is getting the V from Senpai, there's no going back at this point. It's better if he accepts it and tries to get his Alp to act more like a nice Older Sister than a Yandere.
>>13368811They wouldn't Anon, when one of them went into heat the other would lock them in a room, although Nekomata kitten would have a tougher time keeping cheshire kitten there.After all, they wouldn't want to dissapoint Anon onii-chan. Although they may both go into heat and the same time and lock themselves in a room, squirming and whining as they try to keep their promise.
>>13368818It's not brainwashing if they all want it in the first place.
>>13368823Well, I don't want it.Guess you have to remove "All" on all your posters now.
>>13368820She has ignored my warnings but so be it. She's gonna get tender loving, hand-holding, cuddling, and dates. She's also gonna get so much HEALTH that she'll need to get new clothes lest the one's she's wearing tear at an inappropriate time.
>>13368823Even voluntary brainwashing is still brainwashing, dingbat.
>>13368809>I'd work with the worst scum on earth if it meant saving our race.>saving our race.So you mean siding with monsters, then? 'Cos humanity's in some big trouble once the God(s) get bored/angry with their pets and decide to replace them with something else. Sentient technicolored ponies, for example.
>>13368822If I get a girlfriend at some point, wouldn't it be weird bringing her home though? I mean, two cats living in the same house as a man wouldn't be seen as good from anyone.At some point I'll become the crazy old man with a lot of cats in his house too, since those two strays came to my house and I didn't say no properly.
>>13368831Why not? Are you saying you don't want to be with a superior monstergirl?
>>13368834Be gentle, that's all she asks.
>>13368842>superior As opposed to the inferior monstergirls?What are you even saying?
>>13368841They'd cheer you onward with whatever girl you brought home! Go Onii-chan!And don't worry, there aren't many other stray kittens nearby and the girls don't brag. In fact, they probably don't even go to school, instead focusing on keep your place in tiptop shape.
>>13368844I want to cuddle my chubby Alp Senpai!
>>13368853Superior when compared to human women. Only an idiot would pick a human over a monster.
>>13368857Honestly, that's all you ever think about!
>>13368844Romantically? Yes, I'll take it as slowly and gently as she asks. With the dairy? no promises.
>>13368838>admitting that monsters are scumIf they bow to our rules, I'd consider it.
>>13368856... You are going to make me send them to school. Aren't you? Am I being set up?
>>13368860I would pick a 2D human women over a Matango
>>13368864Only if you want to Anon, they see no problem with staying at your place and doing what they can to keep it neat.
>>13368860>thinking with your dickYou traitors are all the same, never looking at the big picture.
>>13368869... We can't have illiterate people in my house, can we? To school they go. And it's not like I want it.
>>13368870The big picture is that 3DPD is forever gone, and there's a loving wife for almost everyone. So yeah, it's a good thing.
>>13368873You could always teach them to read themselves, I imagine that they'd be quite happy for Anon Onii-chan to buy them a couple books and teach them to read. >>13368861Not him but ofcourse I would, she's so soft and cuddly.
>>13368881>she's so soft and cuddlyGeez! Stop saying unnecessary things!
>>13368877>brainwashing is ok, as long as we have waifus>extinction is ok, as long as we have waifus>slavery is ok, as long as we have waifusWell then, I believe I have nothing more to say to you.
Uh oh! Your Monster girl daughteru has caught a rare disease, fatal in one month's time.Your waifu is striken with sorrow and can't leave her baby's side.The only cure is on top of a mountain with City buster tier monsters all over the place.What do you do?
>>13368890...I go there and get it?I don't understand this problem.
>>13368890Hire a burglarobbit.
>>13368884I want to flatter my Alp senpai with nice words while fondling her belly and breasts!
>>13368881They need a job or some carreer to study when I'm gone. I'm not leaving 2 goods for nothing in the street after they annoyed me that badly. >>13368890I ask the buster tier monsters to make way because my daughteru is dying. With a please at the end.
>>13368890Summon the Fellowship
>>13368863>admitting that monsters are scumNot 'scum', but lesser of the evils yes.>I'd consider itEveryone's anticipating your decision in pure awe, oh the mighty... um...
>>13368895Baka! Ecchi! Hentai! Senpai didn't teach you to be like this!
>teacher notices student not paying attention in class>reading from his notebook>sees notebook passed to another male student>student entranced..>notebook confiscated>there is a black/white picture of scantily clad girl with horns on a printout of some website>Satanist pornography uncovered>students sent to principle>teacher meeting called>parents summoned to school>while waiting, pornographic material is examined...>long explicit scenes of hand holding>4 different handholds described over several pages>several hugs described as 'brotherly', 'comforting' and 'platonic'>principle confused. teachers secretly half-ashamed of today's youth, half bewildered>receptionist informs the gathered staff that both sets of parents are waiting
>>13368900Oh? But isn't this what she wants?She isn't resisting too hard and that moan sounded awfully pleased.
>>13368887I already told you that its not brainwashing. Extinction would not be an issue, because monstergirls would be able to birth males at that point, or there would be god human women still alive to birth more humans. Slavery won't be allowed if we teach them to politely ask men out and treat them with respect.
>>13368898>Monstergirl FellowshipWhat species would they be?
>>13368890Get a dog, my grandson, his classmate, my Egyptian friend, and a Frenchman and go on an adventure.
Would MGs take advantage of a blind man? They wouldn't do something that low, right?
>>13368900>S-stop poking there, b-bellies aren't sexy, b-baka.>D-don't stare so much>I-I just haven't been able to exercise as much, okay?>W-what do you mean it's cute... ecchi.
>>13368899>but lesser of the evils yes.A lesser evil is still evil, stupid.>Everyone's anticipating your decisionIf you don't want the answer, don't ask.A simple concept, but it seems to elude you.
>>13368902E-even if you say it like that!
>>13368906Joseph go to bed
>>13368904DwarfMinoElfHumanHobbitStupid tryhard Elves I swear to god Legolas
>>13368906Joseph please don't forget what you learned in your youth.
>>13368896Ok, they may ask you for help with their homework sometimes but they will always let you know when they did well on a test!You'll also need to get them some clothes, they probably don't let the girls in class if they are just wearing your too big shirts like they do at home.
>>13368887What exactly did you think traitor-kun was? Because you listed everything they believe in right there. Well you forgot one of their delusions.>monsters will love traitors and give them their ideal waifus instead of handing them to the Beezlebubs and Matangos since only traitors would love them
I wanna meet a hot succubus and fucking grab her hand and tell her she's a good friend roughly.
>>13368909>>13368912I'm going to fondle my Alp senpai's belly, when right when she's most relaxed and not expecting it, I'll blow into her knife ears, tell her she's the cutest and best senpai in the world, and nibble on her ears, giving her sensory overload!
>>13368903>its not brainwashingIt is, don't lie.>Extinction would not be an issue>monstergirls would be able to birth males at that pointThat's a lot of "would" you're giving me here.>Slavery won't be allowedSure, I bet everyone is gonna love living at the "farm".
>>13368923B-but if you do that, she'll...!
>>13368906Go back to cheating on your wife, you have yet to father the best character.
>>13368923>Not blowing raspberries into her cute bellyBad kouhai
>>13368922Good. That's all they deserve.
>>13368912Well, Ok then. I guess I'll just head home and think about what I've done. I totally won't reward anyone who downs this half gallon of Hathor milk with hand holding, ear nibbling and licking her navel.
>>13368919... I hope they at least pay for a expensive house for me to live when I'm older. Or a residence.
>>13368920Well, maybe if some of them see themselves in the mirror, they'll realize how ugly they've become.Just maybe.
>>13368931I guess it can't be helped when you're like this.
>>13368920The DL's husband is a "traitor". Lots of "traitors" get quality waifus when they switch sides.
>>13368939>only likes you for your spirit energy>"quality"I chuckled.
>>13368932That they will Anon, don't forget to signup for the orphan bonus at MGC City Hall. I hear they are quite generous. >>13368937Implying I didn't spike the Hathor milk with mothman dust and take some mantiore venom before I start stroking her ears and teasing her breasts, maybe even giving her tail a gentle tug and setting her off.
>>13368942Don't be a racist anon. They want love as much as you do.
>>13368944I'm kind of liking this story about bitter Anondad and the kittensI prefer doggies though
>>13368945>"love"Dude stop, I'm gonna die here.
>>13368944>Chubby Pregnant Alp SenpaiWell this can't end well
>>13368954I'd say that's the True End if anything.
>>13368953Then go marry a human you fucking pleb. Leave the monstergirls to people with taste.
>>13368953Of a broken heart?
>>13368954Or it could end amazing.For my Penis
>>13368948>No finding a hellhound pup who is missing half her tail on your doorstep one day. >Not being able to take her in and giving her a bath and some breakfast, all while she's wearing one of your shirts like an over-sized dress.
>>13368965>No full tail....Fuck you I thought I was gonna end my days peacefully fuck you
>>13367558Strip per hit, or Strip per ship sunk?
>>13368954Your right.It'll end BEST>Getting to watch as chubby alp semai has to deal with her growing baby bump and milky breasts as the year progresses. Yep, I enjoy this.
>>13368961>taste>>13368962Don't pretend to be retarded, I might just believe you.
>>13368971Per ship, obviouslyPer hit would be ridiculousShe has ten socks this isn't fair
>>13368970She's very self concious about her stub tail Anon, surely you wouldn't toss her out because of it would you?You will never come home one day to see her with a feather duster tied to it to make up for the missing half.
>>13368980... I'm gonna buy kilograms of ice cream because of that.
>>13368976I'm serious. Either you like monstergirls, or you get out.
>All this gay boy loveYa'll need a good purging in here.
>traitor-kun always portrayed like Wormtail>traitor-kun is actually anti-hero>sick of human kind fucking everything up>human religions a shit, gradually turning into different colored shit>human politics a shit, over years changed into different colored shit>human culture, largely a shit>all because humans as a whole a shit>when a race of beautiful sex-starved women arrives to earth, traitor-kun knows...>humans as a species will somehow manage to fuck up even something like this>traitor-kun contacts monster-girl leadership>traitor-kun so bitter, even MGs are turned off>which is why traitor-kun gets to talk, rather than whimper in ecstasy...>traitor-kun shows them all the shit parts of history>warns them that humans cannot be trusted as whole>asks them to save race from themselves>Monster Lord and daughters are somewhat disgusted>but worried too>decide to give traitor-kun a chance, to prove his usefulness>traitor-kun works hard to deceive many humans into becoming subs for MGs or "equals" (subs whose MGs love enough to not metaphorically emasculate needlessly)>traitor-kun knows to tailor MGs publicity>which issues will trigger splits in human resistance where it is encountered>traitor-kun sees monster girls spread out into the human world>his bitterness gradually disappears as his tireless work bears fruits>MG leadership sees him change from a bitter degenerate, into a driven and passionate individuals>Lilim assigned as traitor-kun handlers gradually understands his drive and desire to help both races>traitor-kun gets a Lilim (the one with black tentacles)>most resistant human-fags gradually repressed into the underhives of human cities>where traitor-kun has long ago sent the Beelzebub colonies
>>13368988Well, I choose to stay. What are you gonna do about it?
>>13368987Can you imagine how happy that would make her?The flames in her eyes flashing in her excitement and her stubby tail wagging, well trying to wag, the feather duster weighting it down so she thumps it against the floor.
>>13368998>traitor wank material
>>13369007MG's truly cater to any fetish
>>13368998You.May you live forever.
>>13368998Finally someone understands.
>>13369014Yeah, even the shit ones, it seems.
>>13368998>Implying this is not the most accurate rendition of Traitor-kun ever
>>13368998>Hurr humans are dumb>only a bunch of cum-guzzling sluts can save usI did laugh, I'll give you that.
>>13369015>>13369015insult noted..but if all the ugly mutants and giantboldfag replaced with hot MGs, that fate doesn't seem nearly as pathetic
>>13369005Well I got myself a roomba, there's nothing more I could ask for.
>>13369024But it's true. They want t remove all the nasty things about humanity and make everyone happy.
>>13368998>Doing all that for a LilimYou poor bastard.
>>13369023>implying it isNo, this is just jacking off.
>>13369035He is literally traitor-kun incarnate
>>13369030Nasty things are the result of choices.So no, taking away "choice" is not gonna make everyone happy, I promise you that.
>>13368998Still not as bad as that edgy as fuck Paladin murder story.
>>13369040I dunno, seems pretty chuuni.
>>13368991/totally gay/ pls
>>13369042Ironically, the paladin story wasn't nearly as self-righteous.
>>13369034Lilims are pretty, and smart, and powerful, and kind! I want to serve a Lilim!
>>13369046Traitor or Benny? Because traitor-kun is plain delusional and Benny isn't chuuni in the least.
>>13369041So? Aren't humans already trying to stop things like murder and slavery? Are you saying they should be allowed to hurt others because of freedums?
>>13369055>traitor-kun is plain delusionalYeah, let's agree on that.
>>13369029She'd probably enjoy it, following the little guy around the house as it cleaned.Why, you'd probably come home one day and see her peeking around a corner at it. Just watch out though, after a long day of you being gone she may request the most dreaded of thingsUpsies.
>>13369057>Are you saying they should be allowed to hurt others because of freedums?That question is so loaded, a human women tried to get it to marry her.
>>13369063...My heart wasn't made for this
>>13369057This feels strawman-like.But I think I need a second opinion on that.
>>13369064>That question is so loaded, a human women tried to get it to marry her.
>>13369066
>>13369074Sad thing is just that I need a big Hellhound now
>>13369066she will never fall asleep in your lap, her belly up and leg twitching as she dreams.The twitching and will never intensify and her tail will never wag as you rub her belly
>>13367943Sex through spats is my fetish. More of it. We need much more with MGs.
>>13369068Seriously, monstergirls just want the same things all humans want. A nice, safe home, peace and quiet, plenty of things to eat and drink, and someone to love them. So why do people not want this?
>>13369057it's not even the big stuff like murder and slaveryremember that "human kind land on a comet OMFG A SHIRT WITH SEXY IMAGES"...or how about those "25 harassment claims from audience of that one girl who said she kind of saw the non-pc side of Gamersgate"shit like that erases hope in humanity more than Boko Haram - it shows that even the non-murderous human societies, still riddled with cancerThis will be the true things about humanity that traitok-kun could show to impress on MGs that despite on individual level humans being largely normal, as a collective they are insane.
>>13369082If you want to spend your life scrubbing around at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs then fins.
>>13369082Because TRUE MEN kill anything they can. Because FREEDOM means not loving anything ever, as love chains your heart.
>>13369082You can ponder that question in the devil bug pit traitor-kun.
>>13369082I don't want to be raped, brainwashed or forced to live in some sort of camp for the sole purpose of breeding.You traitors can go fuck yourself.
>>13369086as if MGs "winning" would result in that
>>13369087Don't misrepresent too hard, it's gonna make you look silly.
>>13369089If you don't want to get raped, then don't be a cold fish and fuck some monstergirls until you find a wife.
>>13369074>That Big of a Frown>Getting UpsiesNope.Only happy smiley babies get upsies
I'm on the"MGs and humans live in an equal society and are both just as free camp"The best camp.
>>13369092Show me even one of your types who has ever loved anyone but themselves.
>>13369093What if I want to be a cold fish?See, you care nothing for "choice".
>>13369094>not turning the frown upside downYou're a clown, Charlie Brown.
>>13369089> I don't want to be raped, brainwashed or forced to live in some sort of camp for the sole purpose of breeding.Whereas I actually do, but even I wouldn't sell the rest of mankind down the river to get there.Even to us mega-subs, traitors are scum.
>>13369089with the first - sometimes we don't get what we wantwith the second - that's up to your willpowerthird scenario is just plain paladin fear mongering
>>13369097What are you even on about?
>>13367963>http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00032602I want it.But at the same time, it's so expensive, and I've already got several pricy things lined up for September...buying this'd double my monetary commitment for that month...
>>13369099Are you saying you don't want to fuck the sexy monstergirls? Why are you even here?
>>13369101That Yuki is gonna get groped and impregnated.
>>13369101You are a good man.
>>13369101I'm glad we can at least agree on that.
>>13369104People who hate Monsters and call people who like them "traitors".
>>13369107Why do you want to force me to?
>>13369112>People who don't want shit Deruella-tier monsters to rule the earth and enslave humanity don't like monstergirlsI'm impressed you don't need one of those grabber things to reach that far.
>>13369107Not him, but he's just bitching for bitching's sake. Best not to reply to him at all if you wanna maintain sanity
>>13369114Not him but WHY are you here if you're not into them?
>>13369114Because I thought all the people there want to fuck monstergirls, and they would given the chance.
>>13369101traitors?Because traitor-kun would interfere with paladins fear-mongering the masses into repressing extra-species who have no interest in doing anything seriously bad - well maybe a bit of rape at most?or because traitor-kun would teach MGs how to most effectively find and "convince" the most humans into peaceful coexistenceTraitor-kun may have it in his name, but it's the paladins who are the true traitors of mankind - they represent all the worst parts of humanity xeno-phobia, fearfulness, aggression, aversion to being raped...traitor-kun a true hero
>>13369120I'm glad you know my intentions better than I do, it really helps out.>>13369122>>13369123I am. What I'm not into is this dystopian traitor garbage where I'm not even given a choice.
OK Anon'sOn threat of alping you've been tasked with impregnating this MG within the year.How goes it? http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>13369124>faggots trying to force traitor-kun as anything but scum>not even remembering where the original name came fromAnd I swear if that's you Average, I'm going to kick you in the nuts.
>>13369130>Kitsune-Bi Ghost babies! Woooooooooo!
>>13369130>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ChimaeraI'm scared of the goat head
>>13369100Not my fault her frown makes me want to drownMaybe she should start by taking off that ugly gown
>>13369130>Sahuagin>After that discussion we had earlierI can't make this shit up. I think it'd be fine. My Lich might not be too happy though.
>>13368271>Pygmy AnubisThis talk was had a few threads ago.The answer was overwhelming yes.
>>13369139>thinking a puppy is at fault for how she's been dressedYou're evil.
>>13369140>that discussion we had earlierDid that discussion end with an answer to what people want from a story about them?
>>13369101>even I wouldn't sell the rest of mankind down the river to get there.whereas I actually would.
>>13369130>LizardmanA true test of endurance, that it is.
>>13369145Puppies are adorable things that have big dumb smiles.She's no pup
>>13369130>ElfWell if all I have to do is hand her the collar to make her put it on herself, I'm sure all I have to do is cum on her and she can get herself pregnant too.
>>13369155You're worse than I thought. No wonder she'll grow up crooked when she wasn't loved by her papa.
>>13369146Generic profile-y stuff was the consensus, I think.
>>13369130>Dark PriestUh... Are Succubi immortal? Would it be difficult to impregnate them in a year? Would I be able to do it if I'm doomed to alping anyways? At best I'm going to succeed and then our daughteru is going to have two dark priest mommies.
>>13369158I'm not that guy, I'm over here
>>13369132Nope.Average is hopefully writing "Me, Myself, and You" and not wasting time on explaining to dense paladins why Traitor-kun is the bro them fags don't deserve, but could be stuck with anyway.Anyway - if you are referring to relatively recent greentext about the Traitor-kun who got humans stuck in a breeding camp, then that wasn't origin by a long shot - traitor-kun has been treachering in many boards for almost as long as boards were a thing.
>>13369130>YetiI have no idea but it will be fun.
>>13369146I shared a pretty basic idea of what I would want to see, but no one else said anything. There seemed to be support for a story about them, but none of us know what to actually do with it.>>13369166You lucky bastard.
I want to be King Nothing!
>>13369169Where's your crown?
>>13369167It'll be a bitch to find her though. I'm not good with outdoor activities and by the time I climb a mountain it'll probably be too late.
>>13369129>What I'm not into is this dystopian traitor garbage where I'm not even given a choice.And yet, you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoy. Ergo, this validates >>13369120
>>13368654Fuck off faggot.
>>13369130>Dark ValkyrieI presume they are one of the long lived / immortal species, so it would be hard to do in a year.Probably would stock up in all the Mothman dust, Doppelganger Potions and Sticky Mushrooms I can just to be sure.
>>13369171A king of nothing doesn't get a crown.
>>13369181What about a crown from Burger King?
>>13369173By that logic, everyone here is here to bitch.You wanna try that again?
>>13369181>And now. The blackest present, for the most brutal of all bass players.>NOOOOTTTTHHHHIIINNNNG
>>13369184No. Crown.
>>13369158>implying I'd want a Hellhound anyway
>>13369165I was referring to the fact that traitor-kun got his nickname on /a/ by stating he would sell out everyone and everything in a second if monstergirls showed up, in fact would go out of his way to do so.He's this >>13369148, often accompanied by nonsense about how terrible humanity is and so on. And even bringing up paladins in the discussion just shows you don't have a clue.
>>13369184If I steal a cait sith's crown, does she become not shit?
>>13368729>>13368718>>13368732>there are traitor apologists in this thread
>>13369173>you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoyI'll remind you of this the next time someone posts futa/monsterboys.
>>13369192She would be extremely grumpy
>Not plunging a dagger into the back of your fellow man, and retrieving the blade as you step atop their corpse to greater heights
>>13369130>HobgoblinBadly. I can't get it up for Oppai Loli.
>>13369196For you
>>13369199Look, either be a traitor, or be edgy.Don't be both, please.
>>13369200>I can't get it up for Oppai Loli.I don't believe anyone can be this much of an actual faggot.
>>13369191well aware. But that original traitor-kun was a 1D shit not-even-a-villain - the kind you might see in old comic books. That traitor-kun really would have probably ended up spawning eggs out the ass in some shit-tier's corner of a sewerSo I evolved traitor-kun to have both ambition and passion. Bitches love passion
>>13369199>Not ramming your knife into your throat when your "wife" tries to claim you and rape you, as you refuse to sleep with a demon and send yourself to the grave, remaining pure for your chief god
>>13369204>powerplays are edgyWhat else am I supposed to do? Ask them nicely to stand down and rebuke them with harsh words when they don't? Ask them nicely to lay down before me so I might stand atop them?
Traitors are the worst kind of people.
>>13369207Another victim here.I'm sorry.
>>13368901Continue.
In the scenario of monster girls showing up, you guys can have them.I'm just going to steal people's stuff as they're getting raped.
>>13369212Ok, but in return, everyone else gets to be edgy too.
>>13369186>By that logic, everyone here is here to bitchIf I was going to make a broad statement like that, I would have done so instead of specifically quoting you. However, it's not exactly wrong, either.>>13369195Why? It's fairly obvious futa and monster boys don't belong in a Monster Girl thread. The same cannot be said of dystopian settings. Try again.
I could give less of a shit about things like traitors.I just want to pick the rout that gives me a quiet life with a loving monster waifu.
>>13369191>>13369193The problem is people think traitor-kun is a joke nowadays like the antithesis of a purging paladin caricature.
I know people hate 40k here but I can't stop seeing both sides as chaos cultists and members of the inquisition
>>13369217>Paladins>Not already edgyOkay, sure. Edge yourselves up.
>>13369209Hey guess what? Traitors will always be worms tossed aside by monsters who value loyalty and love over quislings. Forcing your "He's actually really intelligent and would magically contact their leadership" stuff won't change that.
>>13369225I don't hate it, only the part of the fanbase that can't stop shoving it into everything.
>>13368939NO no no no no no no. The Hero sided with the DL because he believed in her plan to end the cycle of slaughter, not because he was an asshole that that wans to force monstergirls on people, fuck you.
>>13369218>It's fairly obvious futa and monster boys don't belong in a Monster Girl thread>you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoyYou know, this is getting rather sad.
>>13369221>The problem is people think traitor-kun is a jokeUh, how is that a problem? Do you sincerely believe MGs are gonna visit our world and we'll get fucked over by traitor-kuns? If you don't see it as something to joke about or have fun with, and actually take this shit seriously, you might be the one with the problem here
>>13369226>Paladins>Edgyyou have some shit head cannon their son paladins are literally supposed to be the opposite of edgy.
>>13369213This makes me literally angry with rage.
>>13369225Who are the orkz?
>>13369225We don't hate 40k. We hate 40kiddies. Basically this >>13369234
>>13369232No, kunoichi get husbands by turning men into traitors.
>>13369226I can live with that.Of course, that means you can't complain about it anymore.
>>13369232>Monster girls will love guys that want to kill them over guys who want to be with them!Fucking really?
>You will never slaughter the traitor's family, bathing in the blood of him and his monster family, sticking his daughter's head on a pike so all can see that beasts will not be tolerated in your land
>>13369236Why reply to a debate if you're not going to post a rebuttal?
>>13369232seriously i dont understand why traitors think that betraying humanity will somehow get them the perfect waifu of their dreams.
>>13369216Suddenly someone I can relate to.Paladinspergs and traitors' houses first.
>>13369239>Muh heresy>Muh order>Muh man or monster>Muh purgesPaladins are edgy as fuck and you're dluded to think they aren't as bucket on head retarded as the traitors.
>>13369250Is it wrong that I'm getting a boner from this?Probably.
>>13369216Jokes on you, I don't have anything worth stealing.>>13369219Yeah, man. That's all I would want. Live and let live.
>>133689989/10 would serve with.
>>13369237Knigga, traitor-kun was a nickname of a person in these threads that got expanded to a class of people.The way you're trying to use it, it's like writing stories about King Grump Alp, crowned ruler of Monstergirl Canada.
>>13369130>AmazonessRIP in pelvis
>>13368998>underhives>implying we wouldn't burn this planet to cinders if we were that fuckedIt's like you've forgotten that most basic, driving, and destructive of human qualities: SPITE.
>>13369247I never complained about edge tho. That was you dudes who label everything which confronts you as edgy
>>13369256Because I don't need to.You already admitted to doing something you bitched at the other guy for.Now you only need to admit that you're a hypocrite, and we can call it a day.
Well. I did it.Put my name down for the Z-Ton Pillow.
>>13369249>Implying guys won't love them without selling out humanityThis is what traitors can never wrap their heads around.
>>13369274>I never complained about edge thoOh, I know you didn't, I'm just sayin'.
God I hope monster girls never exist.I don't want to have to cut off my cock and balls just so I can be left the fuck alone.
>>13369261I dont think you have a firm grasp on just what "edgy" means anon
>>13369284>>13369250Seems pretty edgy, not complaining, but its still edgy. I personally enjoy a bito f grimderp
>>13369095I'm on the kill traitors camp.
>>13369237This. Wouldn't really side with anyone in this Special Marathon here, but at least traitors get to be ironic with themselves (sometimes), something I swear I'll convert to Islam if I see orderlites/HFYfags ever do.
>>13369283We need a third, not shitty faction.
>You're running. From what you aren't really sure, but you don't want to know.>You can hear it's low grunts as it pursues you, it's claws ripping through the earth.>Your legs are on fire and your heart feels as though it's going to burst.>The beast lashes out at you, catching your thigh and forcing you to the ground.>You are forced onto your back, arms pinned to the ground by the massive claws of the beast.>It's face is a distorted mass of scars and blood matted fur, it's ferocious maw filled with needle like teeth.>You can do nothing as it slowly lowers it's head and wraps it's tentacle like tongue around your neck, strangling you.>It lowers its head positioning it's teeth around your neck.>The breath of the beast reeks of rotten flesh and you can feel your skin scorching from the heat.>It's jaw widens slightly before rapidly closing down upon you.>You open your eyes to be greeted by the ceiling of your bedroom.>"One last try for tonight" You mutter to yourself,closing your eyes.>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>Fuck>Another glorious morning in MGC and as usual you didn't get any sleep last night.>You've been having constant nightmares for years and despite all your attempts they have never gone away.>The dreams never seems to be related other than you die in the vast majority of them and the fact they all leave you miserable and tired.>You start your morning with the usual get dressed, make breakfast, and check the mail.>"Bill, bill, credit card offer, grocery coupons..." You go over your mail as you sip the remainder of your coffee to wash down your burnt toast.>You reach the back of the pile and find a colorful flier with a big cartoony label on the top reading "JOIN THE SABBATH TODAY!">You skim over the flier out of curiosity and began to tear it up when the phrase "Tentacle Potion" came up.>You didn't need to be reminded of that tongue.>You have the paper shredded into fourths before a new phrase catches your interest.
>>13369132Not me Anon, which is nice as I would prefer my nuts intact
I want monstergirls and humans to be equals, but if I have to be forced to choose one side, I prefer to side with the traitors. Knowing how humans are I don't want to see what they would do to enslaved monstergirls.
>>13369280What I was getting that is it's not just the guys who plot intricate betrayals that get called "Traitor-kun".Seems to be that a lot of the time, any guy who just wants to side with MGs, and be with his waifu, gets called "Traitor-kun", even if all he'd do is leave humanity behind to live blissfully with his waifu, and nothing more.
>>13369295>I don't want to see what they would do to enslaved monstergirls.Well, as long as you make sure the reverse doesn't happen...
>>13369293>"Need help sleeping?" it reads.>You nod yes.>"Laying awake all night tossing and turning?">Again, you nod.>"Wanna cuddle with a loli?">Wait, what?>"Try the Sabbath's new Teddy program!">Disappointed you toss the ripped remains of the flier onto the table and head off to work.>Your day was a drab as ever, though work isn't really supposed to be fun, especially paperwork.>You halfheartedly sort through the papers, skimming the pages.>Your can't really wrap your head around the contents due to your sleep deprivation, so you just pretend to be busy and hope you can be more productive tomorrow.>Finally your shift ends and you trudge to your car.>You can't be bothered to cook anything so you pick up something from the nearest burger joint and pick a few random items.>You already feel like shit, so fast food can't really do much to you now.>You make your way inside your house, stumble into your kitchen, and set the bag of greasy food down onto the table.>Burying your face into your palms you let out a frustrated sigh.>You can't keep this shit up much longer, you desperately need sleep.>You bring your gaze up to find colorful paper on the table. It's the filer from this morning.>You pick up the scrap of the torn flier that held information of the Teddy Program.>You find yourself staring at the phrase "Need help sleeping?">Minutes pass as you read the phrase again and again.>"Fuck it">Your desperate, and if this has even a chance of working then then goddammit you're going to try!>You punch in the number and wait.
>>13369240Check yor autism m8.
>>13369302>You are greeted by a high pitched girly voice "Hello this is Sabbath services, how may I help you?">You take a deep breath and exhale before saying "Hi, I'm interested in the Teddy Program, can I get a bit of info on it?">"Certainly Onii-Chan!">Oh no she's talking weeaboo, this is going to be annoying.>"You get to pick a cute little monster, ~like me~, to hug an snuggle all night. And if you're feeling like it maybe more~">"But does it really help you sleep?" you ask, annoyed at the loli's advances.>"Yep! All the Onii-Chans that tried it reported that they were well rested and had dreams filled with cute little girls all night long.">You couldn't care less about dreams involving little girls, but that defiantly sounds better than being ripped apart by an abomination.>"I'd like to try the Teddy Program please">"YAY! What kind of imouto, would you like?">You're can feel your temper rising as the energetic girl continues to shout in her odd language.>"Someone quiet.">"Aw, Onii-Chan only likes shy girls... Oh well, please give me a name and address!">7625 Streetname rd. Monstergirl City, Ilias Continent, and my name is Anon Y. Mous.">You can hear the clicking of the keyboard as she inputs your information.>"Okay your imouto will arrive around 10 p.m., Make sure to leave your doors unlocked. BYE ONII-CHAN!">Your ear is left ringing as she hangs up on you, leaving you wondering why the hell you thought this was a good idea.>Left confused and partially deaf, you finish eating and shower, then you begin to wait for your imou- *ahem* guest to arrive.>A certain amount of time later, it's 10:20 and she hasn't shown up.>Screw it, you should have known that finding a cure for your nightmares would never be this easy.>You make your way to your room and open the door.>There's a lump in your bed. Something is hiding under the covers.>Sneaking to the edge of your bed you grab the covers and quickly throw them off the bed.
>>13369295It would be like how islam treated the dhimmi women and the virgins they stole from europe. Except worse, because there's an ever stronger us and them mentality. I'd sooner burn an orphanage than see lines of monstergirls bent over in stockades lining the streets with day old cum still dripping from their holes, mixing with blood from lashings.
>>13369307>A sharp "EEP" echos through the room and lying on your bed is a small girl covered in fur.>Her fur covers the lower parts of her arms and legs, ending in a set of black claws on each digit.>Her torso looks as if it's covered in a sleeveless fur hoodie with a small fluffy pompom at her curvy rear.>On top of her head is a pair of round ears, her hair and ears are darker than the rest of her fur.>It seems you found your guest, but how did she sneak past you?.>"He-hello, my name is Ch-Charlotte.">Poor thing looks like she's going to cry.>"Hi Charlotte my name is Anon.">You smile in an attempt to calm her down.>You've seen what happens when someone makes a monster cry.>Even with months of surgery they couldn't remove the bicycle.>She weakly smiles back and drags the covers back onto the bed.>"It's time for bed Anon." Charlotte says, not able to look you in the eye.>You're not entirely sure about this but you did sign up for the program, so you slide into the covers and lay on your back.>Charlotte hesitantly scoots over to you, lays her head onto your shoulder and drapes an arm over your chest.>You shut your eyes and try to think happy thoughts as you drift off to sleep.>You're surrounded.>Faceless men gather around you bearing a variety of weapons.>Torches, hatchets, pitchforks, meat hooks, all pointed at you.>They're closing in, their shouts loud and distorted, like speaking underwater.>The only thing that is certain is that their intentions don't mean well for you.>A large man barges through the crowd and grips you by the collar and throws you down onto the ground.>His boot slams down onto your back, and you can feel something sharp press against the back of your skull.>The crowd cheers around you as the sharp object pierces your skin and you whimper in pain.>"It's okay" a muffled voice calls.>What was that?>"Everything's okay, don't worry"
>>13369275How is it hypocritical? If I want veggies at the grocery store, I go to the produce department. I don't expect to see a pack of hotdogs nestled in with the tomatoes. That's clearly a problem.Now if I go and look for tomatoes and see that they have a wide variety of types, I'm not going to bitch about the tomatoes I don't like, I'm going to grab what I like and be done with it.
>>13369130>Honey BeeI'm gonna make a whole new hive
>>13369291Can they have a city built underwater?
>>13369314>>13369293>You will never dream Bloodborne
>>13369314>You close your eyes and focus on the voice.>"I'm here Anon, nothing can hurt you.">How do they know your name?>The voice carries on talking to you and in time the cheers of the faceless men die down.>You open your eyes to find that the men are gone and replacing them is a girl.>You can't see her well, it's like her entire body is covered in a fog, but her voice is clear.>"That's it. It's okay Anon just relax."> Her voice is soothing and in time the scenery shifts to a calm forest.> The woman comes closer and wraps her arms around you, locking you in her warm embrace.>You have no idea who she is, but you feel safe like she would save you from anything that came for you.>You stare into her clouded face trying to make out your savior's features.>The clouds refuse to shift.>You focus harder, desperate to find something.>The clouds thin and fade a bit to show a shining crystal blue eye.>You struggle to make the hole bigger and it slowly obeys widening to find...>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>Ugh, another wonderf- wait... why is everything fuzzy?>You hear a small groan coming from your chest and find a fluffy little girl with messy hair.>You hit the alarm and the little bear looks up into your eyes.>"Good morning Anon, did you sleep well?">Surprisingly the answer is yes.>"Thank you Charlotte." You say as you bring your arms around her.>She yelps in surprise, but quickly returns your hug whispering. "You're welcome.">Having had your first good sleep in years, you make a your first decent breakfast in a while.>Of course you invite Charlotte as well.>It was kinda cute how she smiled when you asked if she wanted honey on her pancake.>Unfortunately you and Charlotte have jobs to do.>As she leaves she turns around, looks you in the eyes and says with a blushing face "If you ever need help sleeping again feel free to ask for me.">You stand there frozen in shock.>You didn't notice before, but Charlotte's eyes are crystal blue.
>>13369320I dunno, underwater cities don't have a great track record.
>>13369215>most awkward meeting of parents and teachers ensues>teachers are embarrassed for calling parents over this>appears they over reacted>nothing is more annoying that suddenly finding oneself framed into stereotype by own actions>parents though...>"WTF... How did we screw up this badly..">"I agreed with wife when we had that talk to ignore his long showers since he hit puberty">"Have been pussyfooting around him for 3 years so as not to 'make him feel self-conscous'>" and now I get this... shit, he even gave this to Daniel's kid">"And they spotted us coming out of church last month - after our first visit in 5 years to drop of some clothing donations">"Now Dan and his wife will think we are that kind of sexually repressed Christians.... FUCK">"This isn't normal is it? Boys 'mature' a bit later... but this? Of course I wanted him to get into university without getting anyone pregnant... but I also wanted grandchildren at some point.">"Oh my god.. he has been eyeing our basement during last cleanup">"I am a failed parent aren't I? Everyone in this room knows my son will be living with me when he is 50..">After most embarrassing meeting in life of everyone involved>"Tonight you are going to buy some proper porn. And then start accidentally leaving it around the house">"Honey, I don't think they even sell those magazines anymore... it's all on the internet now">"well we can't sneak porn onto his computer, it's going to be too obvious">"maybe we should take him to see a therapist?">"and ask what exactly? Teach my 14 year-old about how to properly fantasize? Is that even legal?"
>>13369322>Your day is going great!>You were able to finish all of your backlogged work as well as today's, you feel like you can actually walk instead of stumbling like a zombie (no offence to undead), and you actually had enough energy to make a nutritious dinner.>Everything's coming up Anon!>Despite your cheerful mood though you can't help but think about Charlotte.>Years of nightmares, and all you had to do was cuddle a bear, who knew.>You wonder if you are going to need her services again and catch yourself daydreaming about the little bear.>You immediately force yourself to stop, after all she's just doing her job and it's not right to think that way about a someone that young.>But she works for the Sabbath and isn't that what they want?>Isn't their goal to make men want to take young girls as their wife?>Is that what Charlotte wants?>STOP NOW!>Charlotte is helping you with your nightmares, nothing more so stop daydreaming about her!>It's getting late and you are questioning if you should ask for the Teddy Program's help.>It was effective, but you're scared of these thoughts that fill your mind.>Finally you give into temptation.>"Hello, this is Sabbath services how may I help you?">"Hi, I'm in the Teddy program, could I get a teddy for tonight?">"Of course Mr...Anon! Is there any specific girl you want">You hesitate for a bit before saying "Is Charlotte available?">"Why yes she is. I'll send her your way Onii-Chan~">You can practically feel her smile through the phone.>You mutter a thanks before hanging up, and your thoughts drift towards the loli bear again.>Your thoughts are interrupted as someone knocks on your door.>You open it to find a pouting Charlotte.>"You are supposed to unlock the door Anon, how else am I to mysteriously end up in your bed?">You apologize, but neglect to mention the reason for the locked door was because you let your mind drift off while thinking of her.>"It's okay Anon, now come on it's time for bed."
>>13369297Then you need to get your head checked. You don't get called traitor-kun most of the time unless you're for humanity getting conquered or enslaved. What's stupid is the newfags thinking that traitor means anything but that.
>>13369327>Your sleeping positions are a bit more intimate than last time.>You lay on your side with Charlotte held in a hug, your hands wrapping around her back and going up to cradle her head.>She lays pressed against your chest her head nestled beneath your chin.>She's bright red from blushing and you hold her close so she cannot see you blushing as well.>This may be wrong of you, but your mind is flooded with euphoria by having Charlotte in your grasp like this.>You begin to pet her, which leads to her blush to deepen.>"Goodnight Charlotte" You whisper as you continue to pet her.>"G-good night Anon" She stumbles out.>You could swear she mumbled something afterward, but you don't ask what it was.>You drift off into another peaceful sleep.>You are propped up against a tree in a foggy forest, the trees are lush and the ground is covered in wild flowers.>In the distance you see a figure, clouded by the fog.>It's slowly making it's way towards you and it's appearance becomes clearer as it approaches.>It's Charlotte.>She strolls towards you and sits down into your lap straddling you.>Her flat chest is pressing against you and she's staring straight into your eyes, her crystal blue orbs showing her longing for you.>One of her paws reach towards your crotch and begins to rub your concealed shaft making it stand to attention immediately.>She presses her lips to yours and quickly retreats.>She's turning scarlet as her hand continues to caress your member which is now painfully stiff.>Her free paw reaches for the zipper and>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>MOTHER FUCKER>You slam your hand onto the alarm.>"G-good morning Anon">She isn't clinging to you like she was yesterday morning, and her face is flushed.>"Good morning Charlotte, you wanna stay for breakfast again?">"No thanks, Igottagobye!">She rushes out of your home with inhuman speed.>You wonder what's wrong with her.>You also wonder why your pants are unzipped.
>>13369316Other than "How dare he defend his position", you have no argument, so don't try to mask your lack of points in analogies.
>>13369330I'd say it's not me who needs to get my head-checked, it's the faggots of whatever level of new that call any guy who wants to wind up with an MG "Traitor".
>>13369320>Somebody else remembers Option 3These threads go in circles don't they?
>>13369334>After a brief debate with yourself you've come to the conclusion that Charlotte may have manually caused that dream.>Most men are terrified of monsters assaulting them in their sleep, but you are positively ecstatic.>Well at least part of you is anyway.>You still aren't fond of the age gap, but your soldier has been standing in attention ever since you woke up.>Then again it's not exactly rare to see a loli and her husband in the crowds of Monster Girl City, so you doubt anyone would really be against your relationship.>Wait, what relationship? She groped you, that doesn't mean your married!>Tired of fighting with your own thoughts you head to work and try to free your mind of your discovery.>You failed to hold your thoughts and throughout the whole day your mind keeps drifting towards Charlotte and what happened last night.>Unable to focus on anything else you finally decide that you would end it tonight.>You are going to confront Charlotte.>Immediately after getting home you call the Sabbath>"Hello, Sabbath services how may I help you?">"I'd like to schedule a teddy session with Charlotte.">"Wow, straight to the point. Okay let me look...">After a bit of typing she finally says "Sorry Onii-Chan, looks like Charlotte didn't show up today. You wanna try someone else?">The logical part of your brain tells you that you should accept and got another Teddy to ward of the nightmares, but you know it has to be Charlotte.>In only two nights she's stolen your heart and now your addicted to her.>It finally comes time to sleep and you just can't muster the will to walk to bed, your thoughts still plagued by the absence of Charlotte.>Finally you are able to convince yourself by unlocking the front door.>Just in case she comes.>Laying in your bed wide awake you stare down the clock to watch every minute pass.>You are about to drift off until you bed shakes and something slides under the covers.
>>13369334Well, I'm sad that I have to go for errands now. Hope you'll pastebin this once you're done posting it.
>>13369326Well this got weird.
>>13369339There are two circles. The one that repeats every thread, and the one that repeats every 5-6 threads
>>13369294"Me, Myself and You" next part when?
>>13369341>"H-hey Anon, you left your door unlocked.">You already know exactly who it is and it brings a smile to your face.>"Of course, how else are you going to sneak in?">Charlotte giggles, but quickly stops and her smile is instantly replaced with a look of guilt.>"Anon... I. I have to tell you something.">"Is this about why you were groping me and taking off my pants?" You guess.>Her expression shifts to pure horror and her eyes being to water.>"Please I'm sorry don't hate me! Please!">Your heart aches at the sight of her crying and you embrace her, pulling her lips into yours.>Stunned by your sudden kiss Charlotte freezes in place, then melts into your arms as she begins to understand you actions.>The two of you pull apart and her eyes are shining with hope.>"You aren't mad?">"I kinda liked it actually">With that statement she turns bright red and looks away.>"D-d-do you want... to do more?">She's cowering behind her paws as she says that and you decide to give her a proper answer.>Grabbing her paws you force them apart, relieving her blushing face.>You pin her down onto the bed and kiss her again, this time deeply.>She squirms underneath you, but never protests as your tongue explores her mouth.>She brings about her own and fights against your invading tongue, wrestling for dominance.>It isn't long before she gives up and once again you are in complete control, yet your lungs are beginning to beg for air.>You remove yourself from her mouth and both of you are gasping.>A small string of saliva runs in between your wide open mouths.>You gaze down at Charlotte to find her smiling face.>"Please, more." she begs and you are happy to oblige.>You thrust your tongue back into her mouth and continue your battle for dominance.>Your hands interlock with her paws and she tightly grips your hands as you suck her tongue.>Your dick is pressing against your pants, desperate to be freed and Charlotte takes notice.
>>13369334>MOTHERFUCKERheh
>>13369341>>13369334>>13369327>>13369326>>13369322>>13369314>>13369307>>13369302>>13369293Jesus Christ man. Just use pastebin. Greentexts aren't supposed to go this long unless they're written live.
>>13369130>Cheshire catDEATH OR GLORY MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>13369335>Other than "How dare he defend his position", you have no argumentMy point had nothing to do with him defending his position, it was about him wasting energy on negativity and stringing an anon along without clearly answering the questions he was asked.You can defend your position without being a coy and dodgy asshole, they don't go hand in hand you know.
>>13369352>"Anon...I want you. D-do you want to...">You nod and begin to remove your pants, but begin to wonder why she doesn't do the same.>She acknowledges your questioning stare, but only looks away instead of giving an answer.>Then it hits you, and you smile at your naughty little bear.>Who would of thought someone so shy could walk around with nothing covering her bottom.>You point your now freed erection towards her hairless cunny and press forwards.>DAMN she's tight almost like she's a... is that blood?>Charlotte's face is cringing in pain, but yours is frozen in astonishment.>"You're a virgin?">"I-I'm sorry... I just wanted to find the right person before I tried this. I'm not going to be very good, but I'll try my best!">Overdosing on cuteness you grab hold of her hands again and lock lips with her once more.>Your tongues battle on as the pain fades and she gives you a nod to continue on.>Slowly thrusting into her you clench your jaw at the pleasure of her tight tunnel.>Charlotte is grunting under you, her arousal slowly building.>Your pace begins to quicken and her grunts turn into soft moans.>She removes her hands from yours and brings her arms around your neck, taking you into a tight hug.>"Faster" She moans into your ear.>You oblige and begin to piston rapidly in and out of her.>"Faster!">Again you obey slamming your member into her folds.>"FASTER!">Your hips are now pounding into her small frame, making lewd slaps as your bodies meet.>Charlotte is writhing in pleasure under you, and as you give out one last powerful thrust you feel her walls tighten around you.>She attempts to bring her legs around your hips, but can't completely wrap them around your waist.>The tightening of her tunnel brings you over the edge as well and your pulsing shaft delivers it's seed deep into her womb.>Charlotte pulls your head towards her and brings you into a deep kiss.>Both of you moan into each others mouth as you ride out your orgasms.
>>13369355Agreed. I'm enjoying it, but fuck, this might as well have been written in prose.
>>13369325We can always put it in the sky, then.>>13369339Great big circles. Sometimes not though; we've got a few ideas that pop up all the goddamn time. You can model the threads as a bunch of overlapping circles, really. Sometimes multiple topics are brought up at once and we have gigantic shit storms, sometimes only one topic is being discussed and, if it's the right one, we have fun.
>>13369337We really need to come up with hard definitions of the terms, make an image or a text and just copypaste it everytime this happens.Bitter traitors are mistaken with the monster-friendly, pro-justice paladins with purging idiots, over and over.
>>13369359>The kiss ends and both of you are panting, hearts hammering in your chests.>You take one look at your furry lover your softening member is brought back to full power.>Her eyes are glazed over in lust and are practically begging for more.>You begin to enter her again before she pushes you away.>"No, this time I want to try being on top.">You smile and you lay down and let your erection stand free.>Charlotte crawls onto you and aligns herself to your shaft.>Slowly she sinks down onto your lap, her tight tunnel teasing your cock every agonizing inch along the way before finally bottoming out and her plump little butt touches your lap.>Letting out a held breath she looks into your eyes and holds out her paws.>You bring out your hands and interlock your digits with hers.>Satisfied, Charlotte raises herself off of you until only the tip of your penis is still inside her.>She closes her eyes and drops herself onto your lap taking the entirety of your shaft in one swift motion.>This repeats for several minutes rise and fall, rise and fall and with each successful cycle Charlotte's moans grow loader.>Eventually her motions gain speed and instead of letting herself fall onto you, she begins to bounce on your shaft.>Her body begins to lose strength as the pleasure takes her and her small body lays into yours, your hands still connected and her hips still bouncing.>You can feel her hot breath against your chest as she continues to ride your shaft, her moans are muffled as she nuzzles your chest.>You can feel yourself getting close and Charlotte's high pitched moans signal the same for her.>Her passage clamps down on you and with that you climax, spraying your cum into Charlotte's little womb for the second time tonight.>Charlotte's body goes limp atop you and after a few seconds her breath shallows.>She fell asleep atop you, with your hands and sexes still interlocked.>"Goodnight Charlotte" You whisper before drifting off into sleep yourself.
>>13369356She is going to tease you until the very last second.
>>13369358>wasting energy on negativity and stringing an anon along without clearly answering the questions he was asked.Ok, now you're just straight up lying.We're done here.
Would you accept the oomukade's feelings?
>>13369369I'd seal it with a kiss.
>>13369362>We can always put it in the sky, then.Also not a great precedent here.
>>13369366>You Wake to find yourself in the same position with Charlotte straddling you, hands intertwined, and your manhood still inside her.>Charlotte is awake as well as her hips have begun to slowly work their way up and down on your lap.>You sit up slightly to kiss the top of her messy bedhead.>"Good morning Charlotte">Charlotte answers by speeding up, giving quick kisses to your chest.>It's a good thing you don't have work today, because you doubt that either of are willing to get out of bed anytime soon.[Perspective Change]>It's already 2 p.m. and Charlotte didn't show again today.>Given the business you could imagine why.>It was your idea to start a dating service based on giving out free cuddles.>First week and 9 out of 10 pairings were successful.>Your phone dings and you dig it out of your pocket to read the message.>Make that 10 out of 10, good job Charlotte.>With these numbers they'll have to accept your idea!>You can imagine it now, all kinds of monsters will lolify themselves just to get in on this.>Men throughout the world will be calling trying to get their own Teddy.>And you will be known as the monster responsible for countless of happy couples.>Being a hopeless romantic, that thought brings a deep warmth to your heart.>Despite that you can't help but feel envious of all the happy couples.>If only you could find a husb->You're an idiot! Why not sign yourself up as a Teddy?>The phone begins to ring and you answer it with you're normal greeting.>"Hello this is Sabbath services, how may I help you?">"Hi I'm interested in joining the Teddy Program">"That's great! Can you give me a name and address?">"3743 Thisroad st. Monster Girl City, Ilias Continent. My name is Joe Average.">"Okay sir, leave your door unlocked tonight and your loli will be there around 10 p.m.">You slam the phone down and leave your office.>You're sure they won't mind you leaving early.>After all you have to get ready for tonight.
>>13369369Maybe if she were a Ghoulmukade.
>>13369369With that face? Yes.
>>13369364The old ways werePaladin/InquisitorMonster lover/Traitor
>>13369369>Not a Matango>Not a Roper>Not a Parasite Slime>Not a BeelzebubYeah, why not
>>13369369I'd just be happy that someone had feelings for someone as worthless as me.
Her face when you attempt to explain>Contraception>People who think you should be married before you have sex>The concept of lifelong celibacy>'Gold diggers'
>>13369368I fail to see how I'm lying here, but I'm deeply sorry you don't have the mental capacity to keep up with this debate. Maybe next time, friend
>>13369200Anon kun you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit.
>>13369379Inquisitor...that's fitting, I don't remember it being used much though.
>>13369373>Land? Shitty shitty shit shit>Sea? Shit>Sky? ShitFuck it, we need to go to space. EA hasn't ruined that for us yet, right?
>>13369383>'Gold diggers'I think she'd be more confused than saddened by that one. I mean, the cock is its own reward to a succubus, right?
>>13369388Well...How about pocket dimensions? I think they're still good.
>>13369379>>13369387Orderlites are another one.
>>13369388Space is always the best option. Why live in a place where your soul is weighed down by gravity where you can live in a place which unlocks the fullest of human potential?
>>13369387It was back in the /a/ days when image spaces ran like water.
>>13369355>>13369360Yeah, didn't think I wrote that much until halfway through posting them. Sorry about that.>>13369343http://pastebin.com/29atHM6z
>>13369369Probably. Depends on the Oomukade.
>>13369392>How about pocket dimensions?The lilims themselves have ruined that option.>>13369394Newtype, pls.
>>13369383She probably knows about that shit but doesn't give a fuck. Why would she be saddened by people who don't effect her.
>>13369283You know how some anons here like healing cuddles. Monsters have that, figuratively and literally. Your dick's getting regrown. So do something more productive, like kill traitors.
>>13369402Guess it's true, there are no safe spaces.Fuck it, land it is, at least then we won't have to worry about drowning/falling to our deaths.
>>13369383>Con? Doms?>I don't understand. >Why would you not want to bear his child?>You love him, right?>Marriage? BEFORE sex?>What, do they go months and months of courtship without sex or something? Hahaha!>...They do? Are you serious?>That's so hardcore! Ultimate pleasure through pleasure denial!>Okay, no, I bought the other stuff, but guys who never have sex? That's literally impossible.
>>13369403>Why would she be saddened by people who don't effect her.Empathy. The same reason people are saddened by others starving on other continents or being raped/beaten/tortured in wars thousands of miles away. It's not that difficult to grasp.
>>13369395Now I really don't remember having as many shitstorms of the paladin/monster, didn't we fight more about MGE is allowed/not allowed here and the /a/ shitposters?Anyway in the grand scheme of things we haven't changed...too much I guess
>>13369416>It's not that difficult to grasp.I used to think so too.The I came here...
>>13369391It does make me wonder what a Tanuki thinks about 'gold diggers'
>>13369416She's a succubus they're not super empathic. She probably laughs and calls them stupid.
>>13369421>*then
>>13369418It mostly came about to differentiate between the paladins and the 40kiddies that would start MUH HERESY in threads every once in awhile. Stupid people would try to call them all paladins.
>>13369350Don't know, I'll put it on the list. Didn't know fils wanted more of it
>>13369426Aw. How cute. He thinks he has free will.
>>13369434Misquote?
>>13369424I imagine they'd take a similar stance to dragons: You've gotta have your own gold, and a good man is just part of that. Though tanuki would be more willing to let you help them make gold if you're not worthless.>>13369426Not necessarily; her empathy might just take a different form. A form like, say, raping or converting everyone in the groups mentioned. Including the celibate men. Especially the celibate men.
>>13369374Man, that was really cute. Based on the teddy and bear references, I assume it is a loli Grizzly?
>>13369407Yes please. If there is one thing Traitor-kun lacks it's being seen by his Lilim handler getting actively persecuted by aggressive paladins as he tries to make the world accept her kind.bitches love that (i heard)>>13368998Everything you do... just part of my cunning plan
>>13369442>"I don't agree with these people, better rape them">empathyI knew they couldn't be trusted.
>>13369414What face does she make when she finds out that there are men out there who slip through the grips of reason, and live and die through the cracks, where no one sees them?
>>13369426Succubi have historically been beings of pure emotion, so she'd probably feel empathy more acutely than a human would.The difference lies in how she'd express that empathy, though. Spoiler: Through sex.
>>13369429Probably wannabe /tg/ rejects, they needed a place to meme around.
Yanow what I miss? Prankster paladins. the only good paladin
>>13369448You are correct.
>>13369456I miss dense headed paladin
>>13369451C'mon, that's just the superpower approach to humanitarianism.>>13369456I don't know, I think we get enough pranks pulled with wizards around.
>>13369456They were functionally replaced by wizards in the new edition.>/mgg/: /jp/-revised edition
>>13369430No one did parasite slime at all. And that story seems to be doing in best of ways. So yes please.
>Wha? Excuse me, I'm an adult!>Have you never heard of miniature ponies before?>I'm just as much a woman as any of those thoroughbreds!
>>13369394Char pls, shouldn't you be worrying abou "Muh Lala?"
>>13369458Nice. Good to see them getting some love, especially for a pretty decent idea. Good shit.
>>13369453Yeah but she's crying for them. Which is kind of pathetic.>>133694624.0 is shit I miss 3.6
>>13369374>Lolis trying to take over the world offering free cuddles to take over bad dreamsWhere's the Christmas Cake equivilant? Motherly Monster Girls could do bedtime cuddles 10, no, 20 times better than a loli!
>>13369337Don't even try to play the victim. We're here for monstergirls yes, no one has ever been called a traitor for wanting to live on he farm with a holst, or being a dragon's butler, or brushing fluffy tail or what have you. But then we get you faggots going on about how mankind is wrong and needs MG leaders, how resistance will be crushed, how you're gonna get waifu and that's that. Well fuck you.
>>13369465Poor Shetland centaur.
>>13369321>Waifuborne
>>13369459I also miss the dense buckethead good guy archetype who doesn't hear so good. I remember writing a small greentext about one who was beset by a succubus.>You're wet milady? Heavens, you'll catch a cold. Out of those soggy clothes right this instantAlright, finally this is getting somewhere. You gonna take your big, hard warhammer a-mgmnfmngf>There we are. This blanket will keep you warm until your clothes dry.That sort of thing.>>13369472I want this. I want this a lot.
>>13369472And ten to twenty times heavier too, amirite?And I just made myself sad. I want to cuddle a cake lamia. ;_;
>>13369475>how mankind is wrong and needs MG leadersReally this.I mean, they're barely above animals. And you're telling me they should be calling the shots, being as unorganized as they are?Might as well let children make the laws.
>>13369482Dense paladins are the toughest enemies a monster girl has to fight.>>13369483>And ten to twenty times heavier too,In all the right places.
>>13369465Don't lie to me kid. If you were telling the truth you'd have tits.
>>13369472I got an idea. A Daki program where young men sign up to be used as body pillows by lonely mature monsters.
>>13369482I was thereFun times with shitposter-kun
>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her
Why is she so perfect?
>>13369493Do you really godda post that every thread?
>>13369383>>People who think you should be married before you have sex"but... I thought having sex is how you get married?">'Gold diggers'You mean it worked the other way before?>>The concept of lifelong celibacyToo insane. She still thinks it's some form of punishment
>>13369490I can see the recruiters prowling outside of Cuddleslut Anonymous meetings.
Ok here me out. How do you think a monstergirl would react to a man who was born mentally retarded. Like he doesn't look like he has downs but he straight up has the mindset of a child. I mean I'm sure they'll rape anything with a penis...but would you think they would have some feeling of guilt?
>>13369493But what kind of experiments?
>>13369500>Monster girl>guiltThat'll be the day.
>>13369493True sadness. Again.
>>13369367You act like that's not gonna make me fuck her harder.
>>13369503You think a wurm wouldn't feel guilt if she squeezed a little too hard and cracked a rib?Monsters love men, especially their husbands. They don't want to hurt them.
>>13369509That must be the reason for all this raping/breaking pelvises, "love".Seems legit.
>>13369369Who could say no to that cute face?
>>13369486In other words, put Bush back in office.
>>13369490So it's just an inverse of the Teddy program, instead of young girls being called to and cuddled by lonely older men, it's young boys being called to and cuddled by lonely older women.I love it, sign me up for the Daki program.
>>13369491Yeah, I wish we had the same fun now as we did then. That howmanydickscanweteleportintoagirl was fun, but wizardry doesn't hold a candle to the prankster paladins. Like that one greentext where they got the most sagely of their member to bait out a nightmare, and controll his dreams so that when she tried to sleep rape him he turned around and laughed at her, yelling HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY. And then the got shy and ran away but paladins had already surrounded her as she was dreamdelving and pointed lights on her laughing and shouting HORSEPUSSY HORSEPUSSY.That and those LEWD HERETIC fake ero mags and paladin cosplayers who baited out the sinners.
>>13369493real science is boring as shit.>lewd experimentsFirst imagination is fired up... but then tries to imagine fappable material. There is like 2 fetish experiments that I might like but then what?
>>13369463I'll put it on the list with loli Cheshire
>>13369512If my choices are Hillary, a lilim and him?Yes, absolutely.
>>13369518I guess its like anything else that involves or requires imagination.
>>13369510Well, KC's "rape" isn't rape and broken pelvises are pure threadcanon so depending on your stance, they do love quite strongly.
>>13369531Don't even bother.
>>13369531>KC's "rape" isn't rapeThen you'll be glad to hear that my "purging" isn't really purging...at all.
>>13369520If the choice was between Hillary and a Matango, I'd vote for the Matango.
>>13369542Of course you would, you're a smart voter.
>>13369426That's not even a succubus, she's a dragon.
>>13369494Because she's a goddess.
>>13369520>Not the LilimLilims don't lie, and just want whats best for human boys.Would this face take advantage of you?
>>13369456LEWD HERETIC!Those were good days.
>>13369542What if we made a Hillatango? The fungus eating the brain to nothing would make it inoffensive and placid plus you get the backing of a major party!
>>13369551My mistake.But then she would laugh at the woman not taking the gold using her own strength.
>>13369556lilim pls go and stay go.And let's not even get into the retarded posting chain again.
>>13369556I think that face is already taking advantage of me.
>>13369512>>13369520>2016 Bush somehow re-elected for third time>80% of US army deployed to monster girl world>No contact in 2 weeks>Bush hangs "Mission Accomplished" flag across the portal.>A month later Lilim and Traitor-Kun go through portal at head of delegation. US lost the war>"I thought you were exaggerating Traitor-kun... but they are even worse then you described "
>>13369394Me. Anubis Waifu. Custom built starship. Starting as a clunker, built up, made better over time. Exploring the cosmos with a growing family. This is the dream.
>>13369561>HillatangoNo Satan, let's not.Seriously.
>>13369565Sounds like the next Vietnam.
Can we please not /pol/, guys? That never ends well.
>>13369565>80% of US army>implying they would loseYou have amused me indeed.
>>13369466LALAH WAS LIKE A MOTHER/SISTER/DELICIOUS BROWN GIRLFRIEND TO ME!
>>13369424>Psh, amateurs.
>>13369500No.Maybe dote on him while MAMONO MANA fixes his mind.Unless that's not in the picture. In which case ____________no.
>>13369577This isn't anywhere close to going /pol/.
>>13369581I was really expecting a Jew joke. I'm not sure if you made me proud or let me down at this point.
>>13369588>fixes
>>13369577Okay.Suddenly feeling confident enough to take on a Lizardman in combat.
>"Ar-are you the young human boy the Daki program sent?"
>>13369578I think the army would win too, but if the DEMONIC ENERGY bullshit works on Earth humans then we'd be fucked. Literally.
>>13369578To be fair most would probably defect once they figure out that the enemy is a bunch of scantily dressed women.
>>13369577I can go /mu/ if you want and we both know it's not gonna end well
>>13369509That's not what you asked though. You basically asked, would a MG feel guilty about raping someone. Which makes me make this face, and go "Really?".
>>13369580Char, go see the Sabbath.They will help you>>13369565>Voting Hillary/Bush/Lilim>Not voting milkman
>>13369542BRAIN SPORES FOR EVERYONE.
>>13369601Yes ma'am, I might not be any good since it's my first day but I'll do my best.
>>13369475That one, sure, but I've seen my fellow Dragonsluts and tail brushing enthusiasts called Traitors. Should I just blame such mislabelings on newfags?
>>13369561>Combining the two worst things everGood god, man.
>>13369601"If those lactate the yes.">>13369611Shhh. We don't put up official candidates, but we control several of the public faces.
>>13369602That's what the drones are for.>>13369606Oh ye of little faith.
>>13369600>Suddenly feeling confident enough to take on a Lizardman in combat.GLHF. getting your shit handed to you repeatedly but making a platonic lizardman fembro would still be pretty cool, even if you don't get a scaly waifu out of the deal.
>>13369608Not him, but I'd rather we be more more that than /pol/ any daySo what music does your MG waifu or daughteru enjoy, anon?
>>13369598Yes, fix. Do you think retards are okay on their own power?
>>13369578>Commander... our thousand of young virile men we through into combat action against sex demons appear to have all been ..."ahaegoed" into semi-comas>I don't understand... we have all those carriers, how are they resisting? >"Carriers stuck back in Earth oceans sir... we don't even have satellites here. Just a bunch of horny marines... and the sex demons."
>>13369602That's the conclusion we came to long ago. A war comes down to three things.>Does magic work here?>Can portals be opened anywhere or are they limited in time and place?>Can the game changers like lilims take something hotter than the fusion heart of a star to the face and live to tell about it?Depending on those answers it swings either way.
>>13369618Might've been the inquisitors doing what they do; I wouldn't worry about it. It's amazing how anti-monster some of the people in these threads get.
>>13369618I've been wrongly accused a traitor, too. He's an idiot if he thinks the problem is only about them.
>>13369621Yeah but why not put a face forward? The milkman onto wants to bring love and health to the world.
>>13369631Protip Private: Shoot them. With your gun. So you don't have to get close. You idiot.
>>13369630Well, it's still brainwashing, but if it helps him be less retarded...I am a little conflicted.
>>13369630>"b-but muh freedom of choice..."
>>13369618I imagine it's because of the way you express yourself, how a man must be obey his mistress and all that, makes you sound slaveish.
>>13369609>assuming dat nigga was me
>>13369648No, go ahead, argue against free choice.Go on, I'll wait.
>>13369130>AlpUhhhh. Let me think about this.
>>13369624Reminds me of a greentext from a long time ago where the army go through a portal to find they utterly annihilate the mamono armies due to superior tech.The Paladins actually start to convert to our religions as a result, thinking that our gods are the mightiest of all for such magic to be possible. Meanwhile, the higher ups get nervous because they fear morale will go down when word goes out about the "enemy" being slaughtered by drones are actually sexy women.
>>13369626Oh they enjoy chill stuff like Mac Demarco, Sufjan Stevens, Happy Mondays and stuff like that My waifu and I enjoy this album a lot thoughhttp://i.imgur.com/TPUW8LY.jpgSeriously, don't go to /mu/ you listen to a few albums and the board becomes /v/ 2.0
>>13369631>>13369638RAMIREZ!!!
>>13369494Can I get a link for where to read the rest of this?
>>13369624I'm just saying that when the men go over there expecting to fight giant monstrosities, but find a bunch of horny women they may not need a lot of convincing to make love, not war.
>>13369661Never read that one.I can only imagine the butthurt of a few individuals.
>>13369658Guess you got the Anon who can't get up to oppai-loli
>>13369632At the end of the day, Doom tells us that nothing demonic can survive the full power of the shotgun. Paladins using swords have got it all wrong.
>>13369668Well, after the first few rapes, I'll imagine they'll change their minds.
>>13369638Exactly... unless of course it's a slime, which likely sneak across the ground and the first thing you notice about it is your feet being thrown from under you...Or any of those MGs that can teleport/hide well.And assuming MGs with magic have no camouflage abilities - succubi well known in every setting for being best at deceiving senses and illusion magic.Most of all - assuming monster girls are going to rush alert troops with machine guns like dumb animals, despite having access to commanders who have centuries of personal experience
>>13369661>Snackbar paladinsJesus Christ how horrifying.
>>13369637Because, we can better push our agenda by controlling multiple officials from multiple parties. By broadly spreading out influence we can get the masses to more readily accept our beliefs and when we do put a candidate forward, we can pretend like it is because of all the sudden interest in our group. When really, we've been controlling everything from behind the scenes the whole time.
>>13369647He could be normal, a lover of MGs but still normal. That's how I see it anyway.>>13369648Whenever someone says retard I imagine some guy staring off into space going "uhhhh", mumbling every once in a while, you know, conscious, but operating at extremely low capacity. If MM can fix someone like that, why not, they're not going to get better on their own.
>>13369656>argue against free choiceAs if.You go on arguing against curing imbecility because bad monster magic is bad.
>>13369681I would be concerned, were they more organized.
>>13369651It's less "must obey" and more "why would you not want to?"The response to which is seemingly always "muh Freedom" or "muh maledom", neither of which are very compelling. Oh well, to each their own.
>>13369692Well, if you don't wanna make your point, don't come to me with your "muh [insert strawman here]" bullshit.
>>13369677That's really going to depend on where you put them and what comes at them. I mean, you think they're going to turn down a kitsune or a holstaur that wants dick? Unlikely by and large, me thinks. Now, shove them against an ushi and you're likely to see a fight. In the first case there might not be any rape at all.
>>13369661>portals open>monstergirls do a real>America send in drones and nukes every one>Monstergirls perish in an ocean of hellfire before any manage to waifu anyone>Only the insanely adaptive like devilbugs and matango surviveI can see this happening. Fuck humanity. I'd gladly watch humanity burn so that I don't have to watch humanity burn anything else.
>>13369671I would post it, but can't right now for reasons. Thread still young though, maybe later.
>>13369688Have you got any candidates in mind?
>>13369689>He could be normal, a lover of MGs but still normalI suppose, still feels a little distasteful.
>>13369661It was the journal style one called Operation something right? Anybody got a link? I rather like how it portrayed things with the officers agonizing over choices and the threat of the demon lord's crack troops hanging over their heads.Plus the ending where they never face the true demon army but the demon lord sends them a thank you letter for taking enough followers away from the Chief God for her to roll the old bird and declare victory.
>>13369695>"why would you not want to?"how about because I am femdom fag and not a subfag
>>13369703True, but most guys don't fancy being raped, especially not on the job.I would hope so at least.
>>13369710For our party or from other parties to control?
>>13369688Thats pretty sneaky Anon.Too sneaky.....you wouldn't be a tanuki would you?
Oh boy, another "HFY" vs. "INVINCIBLE MONSTARS" shitstorm.have fun guys, I'll be reading manga for a few hours until it becomes the night thread.
>>13369708Yeah, I totally get it, don't worry about it.
>>13369728>I'll be reading manga for a few hours until it becomes the night thread.See you then anon.
>>13369728It is already night
>>13369723Both.
>>13369704I'm not so sure. The moment the public find out that these creatures are attractive women the war will go to shit. That said, when they find out that violent rape is how they find mates I'm sure humanity will revert back to KILL IT mode.
>>13369718...y'wanna run that by me one more time?
I want to dick Kakuen Broly
>>13369721>most guys don't fancy being rapedRight, but like I said, there wouldn't necessarily BE any. You'd need a shit ton of really good propaganda to stop your men from boning certain MG willingly. Especially the grunts during occupation.
>>13369718Not him and WHAT?
>>13369739>violent rapeway to generalize
>>13369743>Especially the grunts during occupationWell, I don't think anyone would mind that, so long as they do their job.And who knows, we might get a few new allies(waifus) on our side.
>>13369704And that's why America is in dire need of a few Tsar Bombas landing on it. Prejudice and self-righteousness so large they make ISIS look like a nunnery.
>>13369725I actually considered putting 'do you even jew?' at the end. There are healthy tanukis too though, they can help us.>>13369737We'd need to chose somebody popular, somebody in the public eye who appeals to as many people as possible, and who is likely to win their race.
>>13369757How would you even control such a person?
>>13369742I don't think that'd work out for you, she'd scream out another man's name during sex.
>>13369757Tubby Tanukis are nice, just be careful Anon otherwise those who use others we be used themselves
>>13369756Enjoy your visit form the NSA.
>>13369756Whilst I agree in general, america has nothing on the ancient ignorance and venomous hate of Islam.
>>13369740femdom without being sub - Turns on include: not being in control, getting overpowered physically or through trickery by a female, or even better - multiple femalesTurn offs: willingly submitting to anyone, humiliation/pain.Basically when there is still a good and solid "illusion" of the rape
>>13369769I see.So like the "stereotypical" rape fetish?
>>13369397>>13369293I like your stuff. A lot. Keep it up.
>>13369769Ah, so you're into Reverse Rape Play. Fair enough.
>>13369761To get that far in politics you have to sell your soul, you have to work for the big companies or the interest groups other wise every bad thing you have ever done will get brought up by the other side while they make their own candidate look like a saint. Its easy to control politicians, you just need a lot of money.>>13369763I'm reminded of that picture somebody posted yesterday with the American controlled by the jew, controlled by the Illuminati, controlled by the aliens, controlled by the jews.
>>13369769>LazySub.jpg
>>13369601"Daki program? No, I'm just the mailma--"
>>13369783Huh, I just thought you'd make her drink some special milk and control her that way.
>>13369777yes. or put another way taking all the sadomasochism out of femdom."She may milking me dry, but she can't take the skies from me"
>>13369769Great taste, my African American comrade.
>>13369790And he was never heard from again.
>>13369794W-well we could do that too, or get her hooked on Holstaur/Hathor milk, and a husband who loves her that way, with us as the only supplier.
>>13369803African American? (wrong guess btw)
>>13369802I suppose that makes sense.
>>13369807Yeah that plan seems more fun.
>>13369808He was using a fancy version of muh nigga.
>>13369808It's a meme, anon."My african american comrade" is shor-... err, long for "muh nigga"GOOD TASTE, SIR, AND I SHARE IT
>>13369808How new?
>"Yoyo daddy-o! So you're the Daki I order, aren't ya?">"What? Well, no I'm not really a Christmas Cake, but I'm lonely, isn't that close enough?">"What do you mean it's not? Come on, be a bro and cuddle me, just for tonight!">"W-Wait! If you cuddle me, I'll hook you up with my Kraken neighbor, she's definitely a Christmas Cake, and she was thinking about signing up for the program too!">"Just please cuddle me tonight, you don't even have to hold my had or anything!">"Please I need to be loved."
>>13369750Ushi OniAs much as we've moefied them, Oomukade.BeelzebubsMinotaurusDark Elves maybeGirtabliluHornetsOgresParasite slimes are specially horrifyingWerebatsAny sufficiently frustrated monster really. Maybe.
>>13369769>through trickeryExplain further.
>>13368648Just shouting out I love PRW's stuff.
>>13369826I'm gonna cuddle her so hard, she'll be a stage 3 CC by next morning.
>>13369826>she will never be lovedLaughing Echidna.gifNo, not that one.
>>13369827A handful out of over a hundred.
>>13369840Problem is, many of those come in swarms, so when you see a fuckhuge cloud of rape flies, your response is gonna be GET TO THE FLAMMENWERFER and to hell with anything that has horns, meaty claws and/or a tail.
>>13369831eg.Girl asks you for an escort home through the part late evening.Monster girl jumps/slithers out.Hero Anon faces off monster girl.Tazer to the ass.Can still fight... but muscles all twitchy.Defiant anon gets raped by tricky MG/Girl pair.
>>13369826>Talking like a guyUgh.
>>13369601W-What if I say yes?
>>13369852Thought it'd be something like drugs or blackmail, but whatever.
>>13369861You'll be in between her breasts for the better part of a week.
>>13369896I'm ok with this.I am very Ok with this
>>13369896>Stuck between massive, squishy Succu-titties for a week as she 'cuddles' youThere's not one part of that situation I wouldn't be happy with.
>>13369601RELEASE ME AND I WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES!
>>13369903>>13369910Of course then the people from the agency come to pry you apart and move you onto the next woman.
>>13369929Then I'd better get to convincing her to sign up for our Lifetime Ownership program.
>>13369929Sorry, this is my life now.Some other young bloke will take my place
>>13369929Why
>>13369938She'd sign up as soon as agency people come.You'd still even be between her breasts.>>13369957There are a lot more lonely christmas cake monster girls out there anon.
>"Hey kid, what are you waiting for? Go buy me some cotton candy or I'll give you a wedgie."
>>13369950And thus Anon spent years upon years in the embrace of a Succubus as her Daki, hardly doing anything else.
chapter 13 of Re: Monster just got typesetted over at /a/ btw.
>>13369968You're probably younger than me young lady.
>>13369968Someone your age shouldn't be smoking
>>13369968Joke's on you bitch I'm going commando!
>>13369981I am ok with this
>>13369968So, we're going on a date? Sounds great, where are we going next? Oh, how about going to a movie so I can put you on my lap! You're just so cute!Am I successfully embarrassing her?
>>13369968I hope that's one of those Popeye cigarettes and not an actual one, kid
>>13369968I ain't a gopher kid, and I certainly don't owe anything to a total stranger.And where the hell are your parents?
>>13369966I don't want to leave this one but I don't want other christmas cakes to be alone. Despair.
>>13370001Eh, there are a lot of other boys at the agency.
>>13369826I'd cuddle an alp senseless.
>>13370001Go door to door smothered in her breasts and spread the word of how glorious it is to become a CC's daki. Convert more men to your cause and bring living dakis to all the lonely CCs.
>>13369835I don't like all of his stuff, but Mikes bumbling adventures are one of my favorite greentexts.
>>13369601Cakes are love. Cakes are life.
>>13369968These Foxes sure are a demanding lot.I wish they'd all just go back to Zipangu.
>>13370024I'd be her daki.
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>13370032>you will never breastfeed a Holstaurus
>>13370018I would gladly support this.
>>13369494Sauce?
>>13370054I would gladly support a CC succubus' tits too.
>>13369835He's ok, the guy does cuteness really well but that's about it. I heard a lot of praise for spaceworm but it never did anything for me.
Here! Take this!It's a Titty Fox! It can sniff out tofu no matter where it's hidden!
>>13370089But I don't eat tofu and there's no tofu for milesTaking it anyhow
I wish there was an organization that promoted the beauty and grace of adult, and older women. That story with the loli cuddler got me thinking about this, I'm not anti loli, but I'd rather cuddle someone I can embrace fully.
>>13370089Disgusting, she shouldn't be able to stand and I hate Tofu.
>>13370018>smothered by breastsIs there any better way to die? I remember reading that some guy in texas died from that when his girlfriend got into a fight with him a few years ago. She somehow pinned him to the floor and shoved her tits over his face.
>>13370089>Tits comprising over 50% of her bodyGross
>>13370111>Pinned by a womanYou think this is a good way to die, but the only realistic way this could have gone down is that she was a giant hamplanet that he literally could not lift off him.
>>13370107>>13370118Do not bully the titty fox! You'll make it cry, then you will find no tofu!
>>13370125Good. I hate tofu.
>>13370089Got the full picture?
>>13370124True, there were never any pictures of her. She probably was a complete landwhale to pull it off.
>>13370089Adorable, will keep and find clothes
>>13370125Tofu is shit, and she deserves to cry for being so malformed.
>>13370107>>13370118Gay.>inb4 muh proportionsGAY!!!
>>13370151>muh proportionsYou're damn right my proportions.That thing is disgusting, it shouldn't even be able to stand up, and it's going to have so many back problems it may as well be bedridden for it's entire life.Massive tits are shit, they cause more problems than they're worth.
>>13370147I'll take her if you don't want her.Poor little thing is getting all the tofu she can eat
>>13370059http://exhentai.org/g/701540/b71dab4f68
>>13370101You can make such an orgainisation exist anon. With the power of imaaaaagination.
>>13370158>>13370158>muh realismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUZDQCwKGQ
>>13369465I want to lick her chest.
>>13370151>>13370181>People are gay if they don't like my fetish!Yeah, as intelligent as I would expect from this community.
>>13370186I know you're a fag but what am I?
>>13369995One day you wake up in the middle of the night. You hear her gentle breathing tickling your ear. She has her arms, legs and even her tail wrapped around you. Looking over you can see that she has a content smile.And that's what you can do for lonely CCs! Sign up to become a Daki today!
>>13369982Awesome.I really should read the LN...
>>13370195Sign me up.
>>13370195Sign me up too
>>13370195I'm all for it, where do I sign?This reminds me, what happened to that guy that was doing mistress applications?He said he had a lot more in plan, but never came back, and that was a month or so ago now.
>>13369968>>13370026They sure are portrayed as more uppityit's as if someone was spreading some sort of propaganda
>>13370195This seems like one of the best jobs ever.
>>13370214Well at least we got a certain genki out of him before he died.Moth-chan would be another one I'd love to see as a "Mistress"
Reminder that /tg/ is literally a colony of Elves.
>>13370191A sad NEET sitting in front of a PC in a world where MGs don't exist?
>>13370271Elves are nice, if a bit on the skinny side. They need some health.
>>13370229Yeah that's what you'd do most of the time is just be hugged for hours on end for days and days. Of course you'd be fed and all that too so no worries.
>>13370276They exist in your heart.
>>13370294>Of course you'd be fed and all that too so no worries.I hope I get a Holstarus.
>>13370295Faggot.
>>13369968What do I look like, an alp?
>>13370276Wrong on all counts except the final one, try harder, F-A-G-G-O-T.
>>13370294What of they try to do lewd things? Am I just their for cuddles, or am I supposed to allow them to continue?
>>13370311>Those literal cow titsDisgusting.
>>13370319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
I just want monster girls for friendship, I don't think I could bring myself to fuck one.
>>13370311>>13370089Anything in excess, no matter how much you like it, gets worse over time and loses its taste. Giant sacks of skin and fat dangling from a girl's chest down to her hips are not exactly attractive.And I'm a guy who likes big tits.
>>13370311>Wrong on all counts except the final one>the final oneOh, so you're schizophrenic. Nice. How's that working out for you?
But how are human boys recruited for the Daki program? Do they see an ad in the newspaper and, needing the money, offer themselves up to the company to give out to older women, are they tracked down and the weak young ones are kidnapped and kept as slaves to give out to the unknowing CC who pays for company?
>>13370325Why not?
>>13370329It's like idoling, they either send in an application or are scouted,
>>13370328I meant we are in fact living in a world without MGs, fagtard.
>>13370334>Scouted>Just drive around and find the first cute guy you find
>>13370330I'm an extremely unappealing person anon, I just wouldn't want to give a MG the burden of having me as a husband.
>>13370271
>>13370338Pretty much.
>>13370337>fagtardDid your vocabulary of two words run out so soon?
>>13370329What the fuck is this Daki program shit?
>>13370318Cuddles are mandatory, but anything else depends on if you want it or not.
>>13370339Some MGs would see you as a challenge.>>13370346Anons becoming Dakis for lonely CC monster girls.
>>13370346Cute boys get paid to spend time getting cuddled by CC monstergirls. Usually the weird and smelly ones.
>>13370346I guess you aren't following the thread
>>13370346The loli cuddle program story earlier led to a spin-off idea where men offer themselves to be body pillows for lonely CCs.
>>13370344Are you surprised? Daytime /mgt/ posters aren't the brightest bulbs, and this guy is burnt out
>>13370353>Hikki Otaku CC Monster GirlsPlease stop my penis can only get so erect
>>13370356I'm not. I've been getting more and more distant from this place each day.
>>13370344I still have pole smoker, tearoom queen, fudge packer, turd burglar, ass pirate, starfish licker, shillelagh stuffer, no gag reflexor, closet case, family wrecker and many more.Do you really think you are worth my effort?
>>13370329Well, just like prostitution, there's the public program where young men give themselves voluntarily to CC monstergirls.And then there's the shota black market
>>13370362>Do you really think you are worth my effort?>You>Implying there's only one personBut no, please, continue making an ass out of yourself, your stupidity as actually quite entertaining.
>>13370358Aw, this alp is trying to cuddle up to >>13370344 so he has some dick to suck.
>>13370361Same.
>>13370318There's always the chance that your client will try to make you into their husband so that's something to be aware of.
>>13370353That sounds like a dream come true. I'd pay ridiculous amounts to be hugged by a christmas cake oomukade, getting paid for it seems wrong.
>>13370372>>13370361But why would you want to leave when you have such wonderful and intelligent company as >>13370371 and >>13370362?
>>13370375You could volunteer instead and offer cuddles for free.
>>13370362>this whole postMan I haven't seen someone this obviously underage in a while. It's kind of refreshing in a way. Summer is gonna suck
>>13370384The night shift is always there Anon, it's a much nicer place, and I think it's where I'll be spending most of my time posting from now on, even if I lurk in the morning.
>>13370384Summer always suck, you get sticky with sweat and have to take a shower every day plus the hot weather
>>13370375>cuddling a creepy crawly for freeLet's be serious now.
>>13370369>there being more than one person somehow, automatically makes me rightGuess that's why you embraced the love that dare not speak it's name, you see so many people being fags today you thought, "why not me as well?"But no please, continue being getting your Hershey tunnel painted alabaster while talking about how much you hate breasts. All that semen is totally not affecting your brain.
>>13370384>I'm so above everythingPls.
>>13370392>>13370388Hey look, the kiddie is samefagging.
>>13370381Being a cuddleslut for free doesn't sound bad, I wonder if CC monster girls would offer tea and biscuits so they don't feel bad about not paying.>>13370387Creepy crawly? More like cutie crawly. I know, that was bad
>>13370388This is still about breasts? I thought we all moved onto laughing over how childish you are. But the guy has a point, your idiocy is pretty amusing
>>13370359Just think about it anon, She gets tired of masturbating to hentai and sleeping alone, so she calls up the daki service and gets a boy for the night. She'll tidy up her room and change into her least stained shirt to get ready for him. She'll spaghetti all over when he finally arrives and try to ac sexy, just like the monstergirls in her Chinese cartoons before leading him over to the bed. The rest of the night would be spent holding him as close as possible and smelling his neck, hoping he doesn't notice how aroused she is to finally be close to a real human boy.
>>13370387Everyone's got their preferences. If he likes the creepy crawlies, let him have the creepy crawlies. I mean if a yeti or one of the bears wanted me you'd bet your ass I'd do it for free.
So is this kind of union even allowed in the world of monster girls? Because this looks pretty heretical to me.
>>13370402Did somebody say Heresy?
>>13370395Because I have been pretending to be different people, right? You dumbass.>>13370398It always was.
>>13370402>the world of monster girlsMaybe A world. Probably not KC's though, given how often people foam at the mouth over the idea
>>13370399>tfw you get paired with a Lamia>She goes on about how smooth your skin is>Traces her fingers all along your chest, and neck, and shoulders, and cheeks
>>13370402If you mean something like a female dragon, I don't see why not. If you mean yuri, fuck off.
>>13370414So what you're saying is you want yuri stories?
>You'll never offer yourself to handhold monstergirls for a living
>>13370397>More like cutie crawly.Now I'm imagining an Oomukade trying to pass this line off about as smooth as extra coarse sandpaper.
>>13370416>paired with a Wight>She comments about how warm you are and hums happily.
>>13370399Good lord, it's perfect.>>13370414Does anyone take EVERYTHING in KC's world canon?
>>13370402There's plenty of monster girl worlds, people will shitpost with >mge and >yuri but there's plenty of monster girl settings where girls could love girls. Hell there's even that one manga about a human girl at a school for monster girls.Although as much as I do enjoy yuri sometimes, it's best to keep it out of the threads for everyone's sake.
>>13370414I'm sure the idea of a saint boy and a succubus is the least of one's problems in KC's world.Though I stand by my point, this shit is heresy.>>13370419That's not yuri.That's a dude.
>That oni that comes in drunk and just cries>That oomukade that stands outside for three hours trying to work up her courage but just creeps out passerby>That gazer that has more slime than skin>That old tanuki that tries to haggle for the price>Those occasional lizardgirl protestors that scare customers off>That amazon that keeps trying to give you weird hand-made gifts>Those large mice that smell a bit too much of cheese>That arachne that's started stalking youThe cuddle parlor sucks.
>>13370414That's just here though. And who cares what people think here?As for it's actual viability in KC's world, his comment on it was that it'd be "Difficult".Personally, with how is world works, I imagine it'd be something like vegan-living.
>>13370428>EVERYTHINGFuck no, what kind of retard would do that?The entire thing is a cherry picking simulator that allows you to do whatever the fuck you want.
>>13370420Want? Not really, but I don't mind them. I don't see what the big deal would be if there were some available on pastebin. You know, on there instead of pushed to death here
>>13370431you forgot the kitsune whos shedding fur liike mad
>>13370413>It always was.Nah, it looks like it's just you raging about fags and calling people who don't like your shitty fetish gay.
>>13370438Which I find people arguing over something being not "canon" is ridiculous.
>>13370431>The cuddle parlor sucks.Why work at the palor when you can put out an add in the local paper on a cuddle advertising site. Although that's probably a sure way to get yourself tricked, kidnapped and violated by a gang of kitsune.
>>13370452>violated by a gang of kitsune.Does that happen? Because I'd be down with that.
>>13370419Meant to say dragoon.
>>13370421LEWD
>>13370437So since KC said futa is okay in fanfiction, we should have futa stories, that what you're saying? Get the fuck out of here yurifag.
>>13370431I want to walk outside the building while waiting on potential clients and give super deluxe hugs to all the lizardgirls!
>>13370447No, it's about breast haters being fags, but say whatever you want.
>>13370457No it doesn't happen, a gang of kitsune would never gag you with their fluffy tails and throw you into the back of a van. They wouldn't even think of driving you to their safe location where they would take turns to mount you and they certainly wouldn't upload the footage onto humanboytube where other depraved girls would get off on your humiliation.
>>13370457Sadly, that's only 20% of the cases. The rest is a tossup between devil bugs and manticores.
>>13370472>yuri argument breaking out>when yuri wasn't postedI did not start the fire.And yet here it is.
I wish I could murder each and every fucking one of you people.
>>13370477Well, better than kumiho. Right?
>>13370475>it's about breast haters being fagsYeah, you calling people who don't like your shitty fetish gay and raging about fags.God I can't wait for Summer to be over, and this is just the fucking teaser.
>>13370437That's pretty much how I always pictured it. Difficult doesn't mean impossible after all. I just can't understand the amount of vitriol the topic gets here, it's a bit baffling.>>13370472>sliding scale so steep it's practically verticalSee, I don't get this kinda hate. If you're looking at it as all evil, surely yuri is the lesser evil compared to futa and MBs
>>13370491I love you too anon, I love you too.
>>13370491Ditto.
>>13370491I wish I could bearhug you off the ground and tell you how adorable you are when you pout like that!
>>13370472His response and the context he gave to both things are quite different. Regardless though, by the MGE's very nature, both are perfectly viable for fanfiction anyway. But as >>13370429 said, with how badly people react to it, better to keep it away from these autistic threads.>>13370459I'mma write that.Few'll be lesbians married to their dragons, some'll be bisexual who share a guy with their dragon, most will be straight and have a husband while their dragon partner has her own husband.
>>13370500>It's a bit bafflingLots of things in this thread are baffling. Best you can do is go along, and hope that you post on a good day when people don't freak their shit over the smallest things.
>>13370491>tfw just lurking and post ocasionallyRide the storms brother, ride the storms
>>13370493>big tits>shitty fetishAnd you wonder why I call you a fag. Fucking alp.
>>13370402Nigga, don't think I wasn't there for when that picture was delivered.Anyways, the blonde character is the male angel from Disgaea.
>>13370500>surely yuri is the lesser evilAll evil is shit.
Let's just invite the yuri, futa and NTRfags in here.Fuck this place, let it all burn.
>>13370431>That arachne that's started stalking youIs that a problem? Arachne would be perfect yandere stalkers. Hell, they fit the archetype better than Shirohebi.
>>13370528Seriously, why does Yuri get put up there as being as bad as futa and NTR?I really don't understand it. I get it's not welcome here already, I would just like some remote reason to help comprehend why people hold such hatred for it here.
So, question of general curiosity that's a bit tangential to /mgg/, but what sort of 4chan users are you all here?Do you just have the one thread (mgg) set to auto-update, and check back every once in a while while doing other stuff? (watching films, games, on your phone during work/class breaks)Or are you more a 4chan power user that has simultaneous threadwatching on multiple boards or threads? If so, how many threads do you usually rotate in between? And do you do it constantly, or just intermittently like the first example?
>>13370534Just drop this conversation already. Don't fucking start again.
>>13370511>Best you can do is go along, and hope that you post on a good day when people don't freak their shit over the smallest things.Pretty much. Though with how much rage they have, it can't be good for their health, especially blood pressure. But I suppose at that point we just play the waiting game until the inevitable happens.At least til then, nights aren't too bad.
>>13370528People who like yuri and futa have always been here. >>13370534Because it's threatening to them. All girls must absolutely love cock above all else, etc.
>>13370535Simultaneous thread-watching accompanied by auto-updating for each thread.
>>13370532Surely she'd leave you alone if you told her you had Arachnophobia!
>>13370362>Do you really think you are worth my effort?I bet you actually went through the effort of searching all that shit on google. I think I hear you mom calling for you.
>>13370523Apparently it's not stopping people from arguing about yuri anyway...
>>13370535Some threads at the same time with auto-update And lurk another board in the slow hoursChanging topics, what is your opinion on sharks?
>>13370528Honestly I'd rather read futa than watch everyone bitch about futa. They're both cancer but at least one is content.
>>13370535Used to browse through several threads.Now it's pretty much just this thread, constantly, all the time. Maybe some /a/ or /v/ or /m/ on occasion. /a/ for shit to laugh at, /v/ in case there's some game news, and /m/ for talkin' 'bout Gundam.Otherwise, play games while I browse.
>>13370552>>13370475
>>13370534It boils down to at least three possible reasons1. Anon wants to self insert and can't2. Religious beliefs. Weird I know but some people here sure act pretty devout sometimes3. It has it's own board alreadyThere could be more reasons, but that's what comes to mind
>>13370535I usually watch multiple slow threads, right now I'm looking at this thread and the MGQ thread on /vg/.
>>13370475Giant sacks of fat that have more mass than the rest of the girl's body are not breasts, they're an inconvenience.
>>13370557Ambivalent.
>>13370553Well of course not. Yurifags will use any opportunity they have to defend their fetish. Again.
>>13370557One of my favorites.Too bad literally nobody but Faggot's done anything involving one in greentext.
>>13370566>2. Religious beliefs. Weird I know but some people here sure act pretty devout sometimesThey are literally talking about consorting with demons though.
>>13370557The ocean can go fuck itself.
>>13370534Lesbians are fucking boring.There, you happy?
>>13370571By using an image of a boy angel and a girl succubus as a vessel?Sounds logical.
>>13370535I stay in this thread most of the time and I like hitting the update button because I'm too impatient to wait 10 seconds. I also sometimes wander over to other boards like /tg/ and /f/ when I'm in the mood.
>>133705586/10 Nice.
>>13370583It also sounds logical that yuri should go to /u/ but here we are.
>>13370577Hey, I didn't say they were good reasons. I'm just saying there are a few odd anons here who really love their faith and show it in the strangest ways
>>13370577Then again, there are at least two /pol/ name/tripfags that browse MGG (not just speculative: they forgot to turn off their trips when posting in this thread once), so it's not impossible of we have some MUH CHRISTIAN NATION folks in here.
>>13370577Not all of us.>>13370583A boy that looks like a girl.
>>13370599>>13370600I just cannot believe it. How can you be that faithful and go into a thread like...his one?
>>13370600That reminds me of the one time we had that shitposter from /pol/ come in here and derail the thread for a few hours while he ranted about the oppression of the Jews.>>13370604>Looks like a girlSo does Luka, your point?
>>13370604Good point, I suppose.
>>13370604>A boy that looks like a girlBecause some bishounens never look like girls, right?
>>13370606The same way that priests can rape their altar boys and then still hold mass and confessionals without feeling an ounce of guilt.
>>13370606Well, Christianity and Islam are supposedly religions of peace. Practicing what you preach isn't a strong suit for many religious followers.
>>13370606>How can people try to enforce their beliefs on others on the internets?I think you underestimate the tenacity and belligerence of idiots, trolls, and flamers on the internet
>Still no Lanternon updateDammit.
>>13370568>Muh realismYou already did this.
>>13370580Most compelling argument thus far. I don't really see the need to shout down things you don't like. It's like the awful, vitriolic atmosphere of the end days /a/ threads got ingrained in people and they can't let it go.
>>13370607Luka doesn't have hair that long, nor does he wear a dress.
>>13370607That was weird, yes.I forget, was he just kinda rampaging through the boards with his posts? Or did he specifically just come here?
>>13370613>>13370611Point. Still is weird though there's usually some kind of ass backward logic people use in those situations to justify themselves. I just want to know what their excuse is.
>>13370607You can easily tell Luka is a boy.>>13370610The point, friend, the one in that picture totally looks like a girl, add the "forbidden love" in the text, and it's not at all improbable people thought it was yuri, I thought it was.
>>13370622Clearly you underestimate the power of anine & manga wigs. A guy puts on a wig, they suddenly their sex appeal surpasses that of even lingerie models
>>13370535I browse a few other boards. Mostly videogame related stuff but I don't post often.I should really continue writing.
>>13370594>>13370566And this thread isn't really /jp/, yet here we are. We've got plenty of crossboarding interests, so that people try and use it as an excuse in this one case is ridiculous.>>13370580Well, I suppose we simply disagree good sir.>>13370621That atmosphere is just how we are, apparently.
I want to confess to an Alp that it was me who accidentally groped her butt while she was still a dude in the locker room. It was me who left a copy of that DATE doujin on her computer. It was me who wore that latex suit so tight it was like I was wearing nothing at all. It was me who tipped that succubus off about her being easy pickings. It was me who was responsible for every little thing that led to her becoming an Alp. IT WAS ME, ALP!
>>13370535Multiple threads w/ multiple tabs, all on auto-update. I have to multitask due to being busy with RL matters.
>>13369981>hardly doing anything else.Wouldn't I get fat? Or is MAMONO MANA enough to keep me from at least gaining any weight? I mean, we could just go for bike rides together or something, that would be fun and still satisfy her needs, right?
>>13370631Keep telling yourself that to ease the guilt of fucking that trap at that con.
>>13370643According to the world guide book, it shapes you into what she desires. So presumably everyone becomes a chiselled /f/itizen with a large wang, unless your MG has a particular fetish that goes against that.
>>13370637Can you just not continue with this? I don't really want two more hours of "muh yuri" in the thread
>>13370651There probably are a few MG chubby chasers.>>13370653This, and I like yuri. I don't mind if it's not part of this thread.
>>13370643It's not the usual way but it's certainly do-able.
>>13370637>We've got plenty of crossboarding interests, so that people try and use it as an excuse in this one case is ridiculous.Don't care, fuck off to /u/ if you want yuri.
>>13370619First of all, I'm not the guy who said that earlier. Besdes, I never said it had to be realistic proportions, sure boobs are good and swell, when made right, that is.This >>13369601 is a little bit borderline but it's acceptable, it's nice to look at.This >>13370089 is straight up inflationshit. It's uncreative, unnapealing and really not interesting at all if you even think about it. You can't grapple tits that big and enjoy them as much as you'd enjoy >>13369601. You wouldn't be able to grab a handful of them and cup them in your hands and "play" with them if they're fucking gigantic, not to mention the weigh. You're not grabbing boobs, you're just trying to lift a giant bag of rice.
>>13370655No there's not.Fuck off.
>>13370630I probably should have said something on the matter first.But I was so eager to post it and be like,>Hey guys. Let's talk about this totally heretical thing about succubi.I fucked up.
>>13370532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WvnyssuiQ>TFW get woken up by the sound of the grand piano in the parlor playing>It's a large marionette playing Moonlight Sonata>You try to hold your mouth with your hands, thinking it's a haunting>The marionette pauses, looking at you with blank, wooden eyes>You can see the faintest traces of gossamer on its segmented fingers as its playing the piano>Suddenly, the marionette collapses on the ground, splayed onto the wooden floor like a crime scene victim>You hear the attic door slamming shut>You'd never been able to open it before
>>13370651>>13370656Then I guess the next question is if just cuddling is enough to make a man inc out. Kc's succubi are supposed to be pretty powerful, but they're also so damn common I have trouble believing they could pull this off. You know, not that I'm opposed to snuggle fucking or anything.
>>13370651>>13370655>MG with an old man fetishEnjoy looking ninety when you're in fact 22. The assmad could power Valhalla for three cycles, holy shit.
>>13370637>And this thread isn't really /jp/>Monstergirls aren't really /jp/I never got this. If you stop and think about it, MGs actually fit as /jp/ more than /a/ stuff. They do come from nipland most of the time, but they're not 100% mango/animu stuff. They're just there, as content made by nips.
>>13370651You have to consider that MGs have preferences for body/age-groups like we do. For instance, there may be a Wight that's into shotas, Dhampirs into older Joseph Joestar-esque men, and Oni's into bara men.
>>13370662You're saying there isn't at least ONE MG that might actually like having a fat faceless man for a husband?
>>13370651That's like saying every guy wants an impossibly thin woman that still manages an hour-glass figure. There are all types, from girls that'd like chubby guys to thin to built to whatever. Like, an athletic Jinko that just adores short chubby guys.
>>13370662Oh okay I guess there's not because an anon on the internet said it.
>You wake up>Dog Daughteru has slippers ready for you>Take shower, go eat breakfast>Dog Daughteru has Paper ready for you>Go to car to leave for work>Dog Daughteru has gotten the car ready for you>Come home>Dog Daughteru has a pillow for after work crashing ready>About to go to Bed>Dog Daughteru has already stolen mommy's clothes so she has no excuse for fun time with DaddyWhat is the status of your heart?
>>13370664Oooh
>>13370668Technically MGs fall under the purview of /d/.
>>13370672Not a single one.
>>13370679Some touhous are Monstergirls too. What do we do about THAT?
>>13370670>Dhampris into Joseph Joestar-esque men>A Dhampir who rejects her vampire half among her friends>But during bouts of heated, passionate sex, starts saying things like, "Smite me!" and "Go ahead and drive your stake in me!"
>>13370668Eh, fair enough. I even argued the point once as to how it could be considered /jp/. Well, the MGE anyway.Monster Girls in general, well, you hear the argument for /d/ plenty enough.
>>13370666Probably they can. There are a few MGs whose profiles state that they can sort of project demonic energy to tempt men, without even touching them (Alice and Dormice, I think?)>>13370667>>13370670>>13370673That's the logical conclusion, BUT given the super-hugbox nature of the setting, I presume it comes with "only if they don't resist it" clause. Like how you're only supposed to Alp if you secretly desire it.Plus, if an MG loves you, you could probably just ask her not to change you into something you don't like and she'd be okay with that.
>>13370682Well, that kind of alienates, like, 40% of the fanbase.And 40% might be a pretty generous estimate.
>>13370679Technically the porn would, yeah.The concept of monster girls on its own? More /jp/ than /d/
>>13370688More like 60 or 80.
>>13370658>not th eguy from earlierI know, but it's been said, time and time again, and it's not a good point, they're fantasy tits so you can enjoy them as you with, and the ever so popular muh back problems doesn't apply, because, again, not real girls.>unappealing, uncreative, not interestingWell you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.>can't grapple tits that bigSpeak for yourself, and again, fantasy.>I can't list a bag of riceJesus Christ.
>>13370663It happens.
>>13370688Not necessarily, that would be implying your estimate group actually likes being fat and enjoys who they are. Which, if you've been around here enough, isn't really the case
>>13370688Fairly certain more than 60% people have a face.
>>13370688tfw fit
>>13370676Erect.
>>13370651>Werewolf who secretly wants a cute little brother>your incubus form is a shota
>>13370697Actually, studies show that more than 70% of the population wears a mask out in public, and are assumed to not have a face.
>>13370696Good point.Still, >>13370662 sounded needlessly hostile over the prospect.
>>13370683Then it defaults to where they came from, I guess. >>13370689It's not like japan has a monopoly on monstergirls. There's no clean solution, hence why we got shuffled off to /jp/. >>13370682You're silly.
>>13370699Are you fit enough to impress an Oni?
>>13370676I want a puppy!
>>13370664>Morning comes>Ask the realtor if she ever remembers the previous owners of the house>She only mentions an old man who had a sort of soft ear for the classical musics from the era of Chopin, Beethoven, and Mozart>Mention finding the marionette in the parlor>She pauses, telling you it was put into storage in the attic>Tell her you wouldn't know that because the attic's always locked>She fumbles with the keys>There's spider webs everywhere>A dusty trunk is in the corner>Newspaper leaflets of an "Amazing Puppeteer">The marionette is dressed dapperly as the snapshow shows a middle-aged man entrancing the audience with an autonomous puppet>You see a faded picture of a woman smiling, her long hair in braid that reaches down to her shoulders>The webs're starting to creep both you and the realtor out>End up having coffee, passing the time, shoot the shit>She asks you out for dinner in a more casual setting, nothing serious>See her out, smiling and waving to her>You never notice the three pairs of red eyes watching you from the top of the stairs, dainty lips curling into a frown as the attic shuts quietly
>>13370709No, sadly, but that's my waifu and I'm still working on it.Someday she'll appear and appreciate it.
>>13370651She may also change her body type to what you like, right? At least some species.>you have a loli fetish>she has a shota fetish>you two end as shota and loli couple
>>13370718I hope she does anon.
>>13370688>>13370693We're not fat, faceless men. Some of us might be fat, but MM fixes that so we become sexual tyrannosauruses with mega dongs, so clearly, staying as a fat fuck is not part of the plan in MGE.
>>13370694Fine then, I don't give a shit if you like fuckhuge tits, I was just explaining why not everyone likes it like you do. Calling people gay and posting stupid videos about it because they're not into it isn't a viable argument either.>Can't lift a bag of riceI said a GIANT bag of rice, as in a 100kg+ Gunny sack of rice.
>>13370670>and Oni's into bara menI thought they were into bishounens. Well fuck.
>>13370725What if some monstergirls like their men soft?>>13370727Every Oni is different.
>>13370727Not all Oni's man.
>>13370719Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>13370719This sounds nice.
>>13370715Continue.
>>13370703Now put on the red cloak.
>>13370138Not him, but here you go. http://i.imgur.com/2BfA5VX.jpg
>>13370726Neither is bitching at people because they like harems, because apparently /mgg/ is monogamy land, yet it still happens. If you're really upset about people calling you a faggot for x reason, this is not the place for you.
>>13370651>/fit/izens>Not cute feminine BishounensJapanese women dig that shit. I hope you all like being cute weak pretty boys, some of which have anime illness that makes them weak forcing them to be in the care of their waifu. I know I do.
>>13370742Thanks.
>>13370729Soft can't fuck good.
>>13370747>this is not the place for you.Dude, you're bitching at people for not liking something you like. They didn't even get vocal about it until you did. That's even worse.
>>13370749For some reason, a lot of mgg tend to self-insert as shotas, or seem to at any rate. It might have something to do with roughly two thirds being subs rather than doms. But that's just speculation on my part.
Headcannon-chan a best girl.
>>13370752Due to how tired I am, I forgot imgur doesn't preserve file names like 4chins does. So here's the artist as well. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5143532
>>13370684>"Go ahead and drive your stake in me!"This is now a requirement for all Vampire and Dhampir lewds, from this day forth. They must include this line.
I want to physically assault a monster girl with a baseball bat.
>>13370757I'm a femdomfag and shotas are shit. I like males being young adults.
>>13370749If I get to be with an MG call me the Bishiest bishie that ever bishie'd>>13370753What about MAMONO MANA?>>13370757I like it when the girl is bigger than me.
>>13370760Threadcannon-chan is an annoying bitch, Headcannon-chan a best.
>>13370762>Sanctify my womb! Fill me with your light!
>>13370755>you're bitching at people for not liking something you likeAre you new, this is what we do.
>>13370766Oh yeah to add to this I agree with >>13370765
>>13370764By baseball bat, you mean your dick, right?
>>13370764A Will O' Wisp?
>>13370768>Light>Not "Holy Seed"
>>13370757>a lotDo you have a single fact to back that up?
>>13370774>Are you newNo, I'm not. I'm just pointing out how you're not the one who's "right" in this debate.
>>13370776No.
>>13370784Do you mean shoving a baseball bat up her cunt, like in Rape Club?
>>13370764Ness, pls.
>>13370784Well that's just rude. You should be doing nice things to them, not hurting them.
>>13370757>tend to self-insert as shotasI also self-insert as jailbait bishie, since I nearly look the part.>>13370761Thanks again.
>>13370768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HT0fWoWDJgPraise the saints for this erection.
>>13370785No.Bashing her over the head until it cracks open.
>>13370785I'm not that guy but you just made me think of something. Take a fairy with stretching powers, put her over the head of a baseball bat, then smash the baseball bat as hard as you can into a wall.
>>13370789>tfw several people have guessed me to be a lot younger than I amDoes this make me a viable target among lamias?I hope so...
>>13370782There were a few informal polls a few months back. Most of them came in around... I think it was roughly 60% sub, 25% dom, 15% switch/other. Naturally this fluctuated quite a bit depending on the day and time, but that seemed to be the average. It's by no means absolute since any internet poll could theoretically be ballot-stuffed, but based on the general discussion I've witnessed and the tendency for the polls not to deviate too far from that average, I think it's a good ballpark estimate.
>>13370764To 80's style synth, right?
>>13370792>>13370793Wow. You are both awful people.
>>13370797Complete silence.
>>13370794only to imaginary lamias
>>13370768This one should go to dark priests.>>13370766Well you're right about that, but, really, why would you eat millet (fat fuck) when you can have steak (being Greg Mc Twat Splitter).
>>13370799Fuck off, monster girls are shitheads.They completely deserve it.
>>13370799Thanks to 4chan and these threads yeah. I don't even care about the shitstorms any more, just wish they would at least post some good porn during them so I didn't have to scroll past 500 posts of my opinion > your opinion.
>>13370803...So is that still a yes, or...?
>>13370795>pollDiscarded.
>>13370793>>13370792Do you like hurting people?
>>13370715>End up having weird dreams that night>A dimly lit pub with a silver-haired woman serving you drinks>There's the damned marionette again playing the piano, she smiles as you watch it play>Hear clapping coming from balconies above the piano's veranda>All of the audience is marionettes, clapping for a pianist that cannot hear care, only play"It's been quite a while since i've had a visitor. Wouldn't you grant me the pleasure of your time?">The woman is looking at you>Her eyes are a strange scarlet red, no irises>She smiles warmly to you, handing you another cocktail with an evening gloved hand that goes all the way to her elbow>Sip your drink cautiously as you listen to the player begin on Chopin's Raindrops"It's beautiful isn't it?">Nod your head in agreement"I only need to you to do one thing.">Look to her, see her eyes staring at you again, unblinkingly"Wake up".>Wake up with a sheet of sweat covering your entire body. You feel like you're drained dry, your throat absolutely parched.>Come back into your bedroom, having washed your face and slaked your thirst>There's a pajama suit neatly folded at the foot of your bed>On top of them is a piece of card paper with the words "I'm Sorry" immaculately penned onto it>>13370736Pls, Anon.
Why do people hate beelzebub?
>>13370810Yes actually.
>>13370809Well, of course it's a poll. What were you expecting on an anonymous internet board? Registered ballots?
>>13370783>believing for a nanosecond this was about right and wrongSo does this mean you saw this as an argument to be won? I feel bad for you.
>>13370740>Be Little Red Riding Shota>Be married to Big Bad Wolf>Pack delicious pic-a-nic baskets daily>Trot off and get "raped" in the woods, then enjoy a nice post-coital sandwich and snuggle dailyNeat. You'd probably end up pretty scrawny with all that running daily, but do you think that would be a bad thing?
>>13370812Stop posting.
>>13370810No, in fact my job revolves around helping people. Doesn't mean I'm still not fucked in the head, or that I have to like people, especially people who throw shit at each other for 10 hours because somebody said a word they don't like.
>>13370812Keep going, it's decent.
>>13370768I'm the one who is to fill her womb with light
Boy, some people sure are bored and salty tonight. Remember to report and ignore trolls and bait
>>13370815Because they're (with good readon) mentally scarred by the MGQ beelzebub, and sadly that carries over into MGE beelzebub.
>>13370812Wonderfully lewd.
>>13370819Not really, no. You just sounded like you wanted and needed to be the one to have the final word. You should be feeling bad about yourself.
>>13370828Fuck off.
>>13370822People from call support centers are probably the most apathetic individuals I have ever known. Second would be doctors and nurses, but at least they have to fake empathy to avoid getting hit with malpractice/negligence lawsuits.
>>13370806Well, I would say that that wastes image space...But thanks to this new imgur embed feature, it hardly matters anymore.If you want it, here's a big fuckton of it.http://imgur.com/ICFHOSv,3RP4ph0,d0JU3wO,yOGUUQP,ZP5czMi,YGMUxAPFuck, this imgur embed feature is awesome.
>>13370826You might have to fill her up a few times, to make sure you've done your job.
>>13370812You have my attention.
>>13370812Absolutely delightful.
>>13370820So basically a gender-flip of this?
>>13370831Tough shit cause I feel wonderful, but go ahead and have last word, I know you Need it.
>>13370835>doctors and nursesIts funny, the people who save lives give so few shits about people in general. My dad hates people in general and he's been in medicine most of his life.
>>13370828It's just that time of day.Might as well get back to watching Sailor Moon. Watching girls in school uniforms beating up monster girls...Damn...
>>13370836>1st and 4th images are censored>2nd doesn't even have a vaginaFor what purpose?!Belly licking Grapesnake is still great though.
>>13370820I would prefer the Big Bad Wolf to be a Jinko instead.
>>13370808Of course little Tommy, you can have al the imaginary lamias you want>pats head
>>13370815This >>13370829 also because they're filthy, mean, selfish and they take your food. DONT FUCK WITH MY FOOD!!!
>>13370845That doujin was great. I prefer Little Red Riding Lolis raped by Big Bad WereWolves though.Also, Hirame's 7 Sheep Doujin. Especially the brown ones. Wonderful.
>>13370850>For what purposeMostly for the purpose of posting in this thread. Since it's blue board and all.Still, I see your point, I can't explain myself.
>>13370820Lovely.
>>13370836>>13370850>>13370857I really want that first one uncensored.
>>13370829Even in the description the MGE beelzebub is described as a food stealing cunt attracted to filth. People not liking that isn't surprising at all. >>13370851>I would prefer the Big Bad Wolf to be a Jinko instead.>My, what big stripes you have!>all the better to... fuck it, drop your pants already
>>13370847No, it's a very widespread problem in health care. Burnout, I mean. There has been a study or two pegging it as having the single highest burnout rates of any professional field.Between extreme hours, desensitisation of death (doctors are far more unlikely to opt for life-prolonging treatments than the general population in the case of terminal illness), and the emotional futility of it (endless stream of sick, regardless of how fast or slow you work), it's not surprising.
>>13370851Sorry, tigers aren't a valid option.
>>13370864Does she compliment her husband on his big thing after he drops his pants?
>>13370820>>13370861>"Look at that flesh...Pink and plump~">"Helloooo, little boy~...">"So tender and fresh...Not one lump~">"Helloooo, little boy~..."
>>13370868Quoth the Raven Harpy: NeverPoll
>>13370863http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2281321
>>13370872Oh fuck you. Had to watch that for Children's Lit.
>>13370812>The pajamas feel like you're wearing nothing at all, made of some kind of high quality silk>Next morning you decide to be cheeky and leave a piping hot bowl of porridge and an apple under the attic door"Thanks, Miss Poltergeist.">Call Jess, ask her if the previous owner had any known relatives living with him>Nobody, not a soul>You end up asking her if she's doing anything on the weekend like a chummy little buddy>You had a pleasant time at dinner so you figured why not, you can hear Jess laugh at you over the phone"I'm not sure I can date a guy who writes papers for a living and listens to... I guess, 'artsy fartsy' music.">Tell her you're going to make her listen to 'artsy fartsy' music and she's going to like it>Share a laugh together before you're brought back to reality by the sound of the bowl clattering, trying to find its center>It's completely empty for the most part, the apple's missing>Spend the rest of the day working from home>Every once in a while you see something in the corner of your eye before it disappears>The poltergeist only makes noise when you're talking to Jess>Fall asleep, dreaming of the bar again>Ask the young woman how she makes these delightful cocktails>She smiles and pours the alochol into the mixer, pressing it to her lips before capping it"Straight from the tap, just for you handsome">There's a pair of large fangs on the top row of her teeth, a clear fluid jetting out into the mixer before she offers you the cocktail>It tastes even better than before>She smiles, offering you a small kiss before you wake up
>>13370872I actually liked that film.
>>13370876Lovely.
>>13367884Reading up on the battle of Watling street.Roma invicta
>>13370881>>13370884I still want to see a Pharaoh and Wight ripping off their shirts talking about that AGONY.But it will never happen.
>>13370871She'd tell you it's GRRRRRRRREAT! You'd probably want to hit every time, but it's not like your tiny shota hands can do any damage.
>>13370882This is coming along nicely.
>>13370864What I'm surprised is that more people don't like the Beelzebub's fetish for getting you laid by other MGs, ala Bicorn, then sucking and fucking you once you've gotten your flavor a bit "Mixed" by them.
>>13370810>Fuck, this imgur embed feature is awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
>>13368271>pygmy orcthose things don't even reach 5 feet as it is
>>13370903If you want to fuck a ton of girls there are still far better options. Hell, I'd much rather a bicorn over a beelzebub and I'm not even a fan of horsepussy. That and a decent number of people here don't like harems or cheating anyway.
>>13370903I'm sorry to tell you this, anon, but that bit got retconned.
>>13370810http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
>>13370927What? No, that bit WAS the retcon, added in with the book profile.
>>13370882>he put on the pajamasOh son you dun goofed.
>>13370916I'd a Bicorn if they weren't harem building maniacs.
>>13370882>The attic's open in the morning>Nobody inside again, boxes and myriad fric-a-frac everywhere>You find more marionettes like the one from nights ago, all dressed in evening gowns and suits>Just sitting there, no dust covering them as if they'd been moved recently>There's an extraordinarily large spider web nearby, looking more like a hammock than an actual means to catch prey"You... leave. Get out of my room!">A young woman's voice>Turn to face the speaker, something hits you in the eyes, blinding you. End up backpedalling into boxes and even the dummies.>You can hear her gasping at your blind destructive fumblings"You... you're breaking Papa's things! Get out! Get out Get out Get out Get out!">Sharp fingers that feel more like smooth claws than any woman's digits grip you and toss you towards the hatch, you're hanging halfway over the hole>Dust is clogging your lungs, your world is darkness as you try to scratch the strange substance off your eyes>You hear a soft sigh nearby"Here. Stop. Let me get that.">A small ripping sound as a single clawed index finger cuts through the barrier between your eyes and the world>It's the young woman from the bar, staring at you with one... no... three pairs of those red eyes>Her hands are black, chitinous claws>You can't see the rest of her, but your mind is trying to process what you're seeing>A spider>She's a bloody spider>Scramble backwards and fall through the hole, barely avoiding breaking your neck and slamming down onto your shoulder hard>Paramedics arrive later>They say a young woman tipped them off>You stay silent, only nodding to them, in shock from the discovery earlier>A vague shape can be seen in the frosted windows as the ambulance drives you to the nearest clinic
>>13370955Well, that was decent of her? Certainly interesting, with the dreams and all...
>>13368317>Paladinkek
>>13370955The fire rises.
You have ten seconds to explain why you wouldn't bully a depressed monster girl to suicide.
>>13370954So you want a Unicorn?>catpcha: normiHa
>>13370971Because I'm not a monster.
>>13370971Because that's mean.
>>13370971because girls are better when they're warm. Generally.>>13370974>Normies>Wanting horsepussyLet's not go THAT far.
>>13370979Blame the all knowing captcha.
>>13370977>>13370978>>13370979But monster girl would do the same to depressed humans, so why should they get special treatment?
>>13370954I'd a bicorn because they're harem builders.
>>13370971Because smiles are worth protecting.You see this shit? You must protect it at all costs.
>>13370979I'd a Nightmare.
>>13370971Because then the monster will become a ghost and mistake your attentions for love.Because the Krampus is real, motherfucker.Because bullying is for Alps, and it's not so that they kill themselves.Because that would make me the real monster and then other monster girls will avoid me.
>>13370986What? No they wouldn't. Monster Girls would grab a suicidal guy and cuddle him until he knew he was loved and wasn't suicidal any more.Then they'd fuck him and make kids who would further reassure him he was adored.
>>13370986Anon pls. The only ones who'd do that would be ghosts and undead, so you can join them.
>>13370987And what kind of harem would you build with one?
>>13370986>monster girl would do the same to depressed humansExactly. They'd help any man out of depression.
>>13370971But the captcha makes it impossible to post quickly. And I prefer live girls.>>13370986Also stop being dumb.
>>13370986First of all, no they wouldn't. Secondly, even if they did, it wouldn't be okay.
>>13370986>MGs would kill depressed menGrimderp-kun pls.
>>13370990Me too anon. Nightmares a bestest.
>>13370986They wouldn't and you know it.
>>13370986>But monster girl would do the same to depressed humansThey'd "rape" you until you felt better. totally different things.>>13370990Ah, the toppest of the centaurs. A built in one woman harem, amazing sleep and a decent personality to boot. If I had to take something on four legs it'd be a nightmare.
>>13371001>And I prefer live girls.check out this normie
>>13371005>Nightmares a bestest.Maybe in your dreams.
>>13371017>>13371005Best Nightmare, coming through.
>>13370998Well, let's ay it's a new game and it's not my usual five. I'd like a Hinezumi, an Ogre, Familiar, Alice and Giant Slug.
>>13371012>implying that I don't merely view certain live girls as first among equals>implying I wouldn't tap that sweet, sweet wight/vamp/dracolich assyou wound me.
>>13370993>>13370997>>13370999>>13371001>>13371003>>13371004>>13371009Monster girls are horrible, they would totally push a man over the edge.
>>13371026No, human girls would.Which is why they're terrible.
>>13371026You're right, they would push a man over the edge of the khepri pit.
>>13371026Wait, I get it, with "monster" girls you are refering to 3D girls right?
>>13371033That'd be blasphemy, that'd be madness
>>13371040That'd be a dead fucking meme.Stop that.
>>13371037No, I'm talking about Jinko's and Werewolves
>>13371019I remember when I suggested that premise.Feels good.
>>13371026Don't be a bitch about this. There's no reason why a monstergirl would want to drive a man to suicide, outside of edgy writing.
>>13371020>Alice and Giant SlugNot quite common choices. Why the Giant Slug?
>>13371019>>13371049I'm actually the very first post in there, well I made that post. Yet I haven't read any of it, I kind of feel like I should.
>>13371045Well if you're talking about Jinkos, they'd be as docile as house cats unless you try and provoke them.But don't, obviously. They know Kung Fu.
>>13371056I'm talking about all monster girls anon, not just them too.
>>13371056What if they were purposely trained wrong, as a joke?
>>13371054Because sex with Ogre is one of, if not the most intense you can have, and I want to have that kind of sex with the giant slug, so accustomed to slow lovemaking, and make her ahegao and beg for mercy. I want to fuck her shit up, make her cry put like someone who's being murdered, making her tears of pleasure fall like a waterfall and hold her limp, quivering body in my arms.
>>13371057Well, I doubt an Apophis would be inclined to bully anyone into suicide...except maybe Pharaohs, and even that's a long shot. They have to be kept alive to perpetuate the bullying even longer.Any lamia would be more inclined to find, and KEEP, a man all to herself.
>>13371054Not him, but I'm more interested in giant slugs lately after the discussion we had following the Pantyquest entry.Giant slugs detaching from the roof to suddenly encircle you is scarousing.
>>13371061You mean like, a Jinko who only grew up on kung fu movies?
>>13371019That tale was magnificent.
>>13371068Don't underestimate Kung Fu movies, man.
>>13370955>Your shoulder goes a deep violet hue in the bruising>Doctor tells you you're lucky you avoided fracturing it, what with falling out of the attic like that>Jess visits you after you leave, telling you she's just glad that you didn't hurt yourself too badly>Promises to treat you to some coffee later on>End up looking longingly at the attic hatch>The young woman had called the previous owner "Papa">End up sitting under the attic's door"Look, I know you're there. I won't pretend I know how you're feeling, I just want to understand you. To know you. If we're going to be living under this roof together, I think we should at least know each other.">Say your name and sigh, tired and defeated>Fall asleep early that evening>The pain in your shoulder keeps you from reaching too deep of a slumber>You feel a strange weightlessness>There's webbing holding you up like a marionette on its strings, moving along by forces unknown>You're in the bar again, no longer your house>Underneath it, above it? It doesn't matter.>She's there, waiting for you"Welcome. Care to join me for a dance?">End up dancing with her, guided along by the marionettes>It's eerie how her personality seemed to flip>Ask her why she freaked out earlier"Humans fear what they cannot understand. It's no different than when Athena birthed our kind. I just didn't want you to leave me like Papa did.">Tell her he died, not leaving her, she gives a sad smile and continues to slowly twirl and waltz on the veranda>The marionettes are clapping now"Very soon, i'll give you everything. But I need to know if your heart is with me.">The last thing you remember before darkness takes you is a sharp twinge of pain on your neck, her fangs sinking into your tender flesh
>>13369556that lilim a shit, give me Druella.
>>13371087>I need to know if your heart is with me.Time to find her a boyfriend.Is Jess human?
>>13371063Now that's one aspect of Giant Slugs I never thought about.
>>13369915>I wish you'd stay here forever>I wish for several daughters>I wish for mountain dewget to it
>>13371096Sounds like everyone's human here except spidey
>>13371087She seems like a nice spidey.Maybe a slightly unhealthy father complex?
Reminder, telling people to fuck off doesn't make them leave and it doesn't stop discussion of a topic that makes you butthurt
>>13371099Wonder in what other ways you can use MGs against the other. Or together to make sex/boons better. Like sleeping with a weresheep and a dormouse, or mixing holst and aspara milk to create milk that makes your bones like diamonds, and makes MGs super soft and heightens femininity. Things like that.
>>13371122Fuck off.
>>13371122please stay
>>13371122H*ck off.
I want a Bicorn to attain for me a whole harem of Alps, so that I can break them one by one!
>>13371138Fuck off.
>>13371122Fuck you.
>>13371124I feel like girtie and manticore venom wold result in one man bukakkes if the dude was still able to move. Nightmares using dormouse molasses so their victims don't wake and they can tempt them even more in their dreams
>>13371122>>13371138Fuck off.
>>13371143Autism.
>>13371096Jess is human.Spider is not, obviously.
>>13371154>Jess is human.Worst girl confirmed.
>>13371160 is worst human.
>>13371143Harem with a Bicorn in it and yet she'd be the least likely to end up with a bridle.
>>13371148I'd use "Girtie" venom on a dark elf and tickle her with Black Harpie feathers, till she pissed herself because fuck her that's why.
>>13371163You can't just ignore your first wife like that, not when she's the one who put together the damn harem in the first place. It ain't right. Bridles for everyone!
>>13371166I would do this same thing. So that I could further sexually tease her by licking her clean and eating her out.
>>13371166you'd take embarrassing pictures to blackmail her if she ever tried to get even, right?
>>13371163Birdie?
>>13371176Oh you know it. I'd record it too, and have it set up so that if I don't enter a password at a set interval, the video uploads to the web. Don't fuck with patient men.
Where's the guy who posts about BuffcubusI need to know the source of >>13363953 and >>13363957.
>>13371122>I think you shouldn't tell people to fuck off>Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehSee what happens when you think?No one will get this.
>>13371170I'd fuck the frontpussy while the other girls fist the back one.
>>13371202Don't you mean you'd fuck the front pussy so hard she gets pushed back into the wall behind her, on which are mounted a strategically placed buttplug and centaur-sized dragon dildo all while the others fondle every inch of her they can? Imagine what would happen when her hips start to move on their own.
>>13371170That's a lot of riding you have ahead of you there.
>>13371210>horse pussy self moving hipsThank you for that mental image, really, I'm fucking dying over here.
H-hey... I heard you guys liked monster boys... am I right? Heh heh...
Things you could/would say to an MG that would get you thrown in jail if said to 3D.I want to rape your shitter.
>>13371211For a harem of a bunch of curvy perfectly insecure alps and one fairly prime centaur I'd say its worth it.>>13371222Glad to sleigh you.
>>13371229Alejandro, I swear to god if you don't get back in the kitchen I'll fucking murder you.We have customers waiting you fuck!
>>13371229Of course, I love me some monster b- Wait a minute, you're no monster boy! You're a lady!
It's MGC speed dating time! This time with more speed and less dating due to numbers! Here are today's ladies!1. Loli dragon that desires a butler2. Slime in a fish bag3. Hobgoblin that doesn't like wearing clothes around the house4. Were-cat that can't stop purring and smells of catnip4.5. Were-cat's responsible older sister5. Hellhound who wants someone to chase around with permission5. Mantitcore with a liking for holst milk6. Holst with a liking for manticore venom7. Ghost that likes giving blowjobs8. Ghoul with an extra long tongue and a few piercings on it9. Hungry looking kitsune with five tails10. Motherly ryu that wants a husband to dote on11. Shirohebi that copies what her boss does to a fault12. Apophis out to prove her kind isn't all crazy that is wearing a tinfoil hood13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting them14. Wyvern that drops hints that she is an ultrasub and wants to be ridiculed15. Freshly made alp that seems to like youSo, which of these lovely ladies do you ask to spend more time with?
>>13371229MY GOD, THAT'S A FAKE MUSTACHE.
>>13371241Excuse me while I mash button #1.>Loli Dragon that desires a butlerYeah, sign me up.
>>13371241>13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting themShe's wonderful.
>>13371241i am torn between 5 and 9i want the fluff but also the the thrill
>>13371229Pretend to be a boy all you want, but you're no Alp!
>>13371241>6. Holst with a liking for manticore venomSold. Only bothering to read the rest to be polite.>13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting themWell...>15. Freshly made alp that seems to like youTempting, but I'm still going with dat cow.
>>13371241I'll go with 5. I like dragons more but I don't like spoiled little brats.
>>13371229What do the numbers mean?
>>13371258The end of the world? The day actual monster girls enter our realm? My birthday? Nobody knows.
>>13371087>Wake up in a fevered haze, the bite on your neck very real and making your head throb>Stumble downstairs, it smells like something's burning>The silver haired woman is there, no extra body parts that you can see, cooking breakfast>She beams when she see you"Good morning, dear.">Pause for a moment, it all seemed to idyllic"What is this?">Her smile fades gently as she purses her lips"I'm only giving you what you want, female companionship. After all, that woman doesn't know you nearly as well as I do.">Shake your head at her"You don't know me at all.">There's a soft giggle from her as she places a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon onto the counter for you"I know plenty about you. Your scent, your taste. Your... desires. Why do you think you wake up refreshed in the morning, or have the dreams in a bar that wouldn't make sense for this house?">Narrow your eyes at her, holding up your hand with the thumb between middle and index fingers>She flushes"N-no... we haven't gone that far yet. I've only used my mouth for you so far... that other place is... special. You wouldn't understand.">Snigger softly as she goes back to cooking, her adolescence seeming to penetrate through the facade of the femme fatale"Pity too. You seem like the kind of girl who idealizes older men. It's strange that you're coming after a guy who's around your age. Unless I remind you of somebody. Somebody you cared about.">The utensils clatter to the counter top as she turns to face you, a small smile"Perhaps. But you're not ready to see that face from me. You haven't proven your fidelity yet, and even after I gave you that engagement present.">Engagement present?>The pajamas>Oh God, you think>This could go very, very bad
>>133712414. Whether or not she comes as a set with 4.5
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>>13371267>receives pajamas from arachne>immediately talks to human woman about datingTo be fair to him, he didn't know she was an arachne. But goddamn it, waifu that spider already!
>>13371241The Alp, obviously
>>13371241>10. Motherly ryu that wants a husband to dote on>Motherly10 it is.
>>13371267>Daddy IssuesWell yes, it was pretty obvious.Wonder just how deep they run...
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>>1337124110 sounds lovely
>>13371241Tinfoil Apophis trying to disprove misconceptions about her species sounds great, and I don't even LIKE apophisWe can discuss conspiracy theories and innawoods escape plans plans together.
>>133712419. Hungry looking kitsune with five tailsAlthough some of those other options were real tempting.
>>13371267I like this, although now she's stood in the kitchen un-spider-y I don't know what I'm dealing with any more. Seems a little... /x/-yScareboner no
>>1337124110 or 6, 10 or 6.speaking of 6, does she just like applying it to her husband or does she milk it from an unwilling manticore?
Did you have a thing for monster girls since you were a child? If so, do you still like the same species?I always had a thing for catgirls, way before I was 10, even. I think it was mainly because of Felicia from Darkstalkers. (it'd also explain my thing for muscular girls)Nowadays I've started liking dragon girls more and more, surpassing the already deep love I have for fictional female monster felines.
>>13371313>Seems a little... /x/-yArachne types do that sometimes in mythology. KC's jorougumo does it too.
>>133712415.There will be milk...DRANKIts the oy thing I ever knooooooown
>>13371241I'll go with 9.
>tfw still having ideas and fleshing out the storyline of a story>Still can't find the will to sit down to put it all into words
>>13371317Never really thought about it before, but I guess I did thoguh I never really had a set favorite type. I do remember mini me having a crush on Gadget from Rescue Rangers.
>>13371276Yawn.I'd legitimately be surprised if the guy actually went for a human woman at the end of the story.
>>13371317I've always loved monsters and spooky stuff since I was a kid. I remember I had one book on monsters as a kid that had a few mythological monstergirls in it. At least one of them was naked. But most of them were pretty gross and I was real young at the time, so I don't think it effected me much.
>>13371337Just start writing, unstopping the cork is sometimes the best way to get a good flow.
>>13371267>doesn't know you nearly as well as I doDelicious Yan Incoming.
>>13371267>You gulp down your fear, adam's apple bobbing"What do I have to do?">She gives a feral smile"Show me you can love me, all of me.">Her dress lifts up, the spider legs previously hidden unfurling as her abdomen uncurls from the cartoonishly Victorian dress bell bottom"But the question is, little fly. Will you step into my parlour?">Somehow you get the feeling that you don't really have a choice in the matter>Follow her into the attic, the marionettes having moved to face away from the hammock>You can feel her hot breath on your skin as she undresses you, the gooseflesh popping up"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Well, not literally.">She gives your ear a soft nibble as she pushes you onto the web hammock, its soft and yet sticky at the same time>The Arachne undoes the gloves covering her claws and smiles at you, lifting her dress off, allowing her bosom to bounce youthfully>You can see the pink slit of her pussy behind the two hook-like pedipalps"First though, we need to make sure you're ready to go.">Leaning in, she gives your inner thigh a small love bite, sending fire coursing through your body>You can feel your cock rising to attention"Don't worry, you've drank enough of my venom to where it won't kill you, lover boy.">She lowers herself, the soft flesh of her stomach pressing against your now raging hard on>Her lips meet yours, each kiss sending small fireworks off in your head>You can barely hear her call you "Daddy"Next post will be the last, hopefully
Guys, how do I disable the Anubis adviser in 'Pharaoh'?
>>13371337>>13371350> tfw been so much more productive at getting words down than I have been for the last 6 months> but since I never plan anything out they all end up as go-nowhere drabbles that run out of ideas after the first chapter> literally have five separate "Chapter One"s sat on my hard-driveMy experience this past fortnight lends me to suggest a balanced approach between planning and word-splurging
>>13371317I can't quite recall or pinpoint the exact moment I really got into MGs as a whole.But I do know that the first I liked was LadyDevimon as a child. Not really sure if that was a precursor to my greater interest in MGs or not though.
>>13371356>Tiny Anubis freaking out on your desk as you play Age of Empires>"Build more farms! We need more food!"
>>13371355Ugh, predictable. Boring.
>>13371241I can't hit 3 hard enough.
>>13371355>Daddy Issues bubbling to the surface>Next is lastReally? Well, alright...>>13371356Whyever would you want to?
>>13371366>predictableYou were expecting Dio to appear in a greentext smut story perhaps?
>>13371370I don't really like memes.
>>13371337>tfw 4k written of a story but refuse to post it until completed as part of my 'No one-shot posted incomplete' oath.
>>13371355This has gone on long enough that getting called "Daddy" is creepy instead of hot, which doesn't explain my whyboner
>>13371369She berates me when I try to save the game and stop for a break, she's always making me build things and has a fixation on pyramids.
http://pastebin.com/8VryWcURtrying my hand at writing, this is my first story tell give id love feedback on it. I'll probably end up writing it weather you guys like it or not, its just an itch that i have to get off my chest now.
>>13371355That's right, I'm your Daddy.
>>13371373>I don't really like memes>Is in these threadsnigger what are you doing.>>13371374>>13371362>Have a decent idea for a story>Been so fucking tired from school and work that I can't find the brainpower to think beyond normal sentences>So dead that I constantly fuck up when I'm typing a postI want to write, but my body wants to sleep/die.
>>13371374Good man. Your restraint serves us all well.
>>13371355>venomBOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>13371379She only berates you because she wants to spend more time with you.
>>13371365>MG playing AoE2 against human players>she keeps spamming 4 and 22 in chat
>>133713805/10, not enough Jeremiah Johnson references
>>13371374At least you can write. Who are you?
>>13371374I do the same. Same with longer stories. I prefer to post entire one-shots, or self-contained chapters, rather than just short, incremental updates like say, Alp.
>>13371355The cheesy dialogue, daddy issues and, as >>13371387 said, the whole venom deal make this a shitty story.
>>13371390>Meet an Anubis in the game>Spam 29 all the time>Get her ultramad>Win the game>Spam 27>Hear someone furiously break into your house through the front door a few minutes later
>>13371387What's wrong with giving him a little boost?
>>13371394>rather than just short, incremental updatesI feel the need to hit some major plot point or event before I cut off a chapter, and those are sometimes far between. Makes me take ages between releases, but at least when I do put out a chapter they're of a decent length. Makes me worry people will forget me sometimes, but what ya gonna do?
>>13371253I'm not "pretending" to be anything. I'm actually a man!
>>13371317Grew up with the catgirls as well, though I was more of a werewolf kind of person. My late mom introduced me to this one book this one secret agent from WWII who was pretty much James Bond w/ Lycanthropy. That awkward moment when I chose that book for a daily journal project in HS, and i had to report a particularly graphic sex scene Oddly enough, in spite of my fascination with the more feral types out there, I tend to prefer more docile species out there like Holstaur and Kikimora.My growing up was unusual. Raised on Godzilla movies, MST3K, and the works of Bava and Argento.
>>13371406Same here.And as for people forgetting you. Well, they will.But then they'll remember when you finally do post again?
>>13371403>>13371390>Those fucking chat numbersGreat, now I have to go fish out my old manual to see what the fuck those are.
>>13371405I don't like the concept at all but if it had to be included, it'd be far better if she used it after the first climax.
>>13371392The guy that should be finishing his Vengeance and Meat and Metal updates instead of writing new shorts but needs to do an extra long one for the update to get to a vote on the first and needs to watch some martial arts movies to get in the mood for the second.I made completeness my policy on shorts after awhile or else you guys would have like an extra two dozen stories with a few thousand words apiece that I abandoned.>>13371394I do incremental updates of my longer ones, but try to make them make sense scene wise and a minimum of 5k words per update.
>>13371380Seems interesting so far. When will the monsters show up?
>>13371403>All according to keikaku
>>13371422Goddamnit Yanon.
>>13371413>But then they'll remember when you finally do post again?Yeah. I post a brief/joking synopsis if I'm doing an update to a story that isn't ongoing though, so people that weren't even aware of my existence might take an interest too though.
>a bunch of writers came back from Charon's ride>the writer you're following isn't one of them
>>13371430>YanonEh, close enough. Both start with a Y, and he's too dead to complain.
>>13371380There's a few proofreading errors; you put "designation" instead of "destination", "can" instead of "man", and soforth.Other than that, a promising start. You didn't rush madly into anything, basic pacing seems OK, and mgs in frontier-mountain-men setting isn't something I've seen much of before. Would read again / next update.One thing I would say: 27 lines is kinda short for an update, as >>13371394 (and everyone except Alp) will tell you. Give us something a bit more substantial to sink our teeth into next time, even if it means waiting longer before publication.
>>13371443Which one anon?
>>13371397Should've stopped it but you faggots never said to except for once
>>13371363>LadyDevimonExcellent taste
>>13371454Hey, I'm just happy it's story time, fuck those fags.
What would be some good Monster girl fairy tales?>Monster Girl Cinderella>Dragon as Cinderella>Jabberwock and Wurm as evil step-sisters>Ryu is evil stepmother>Deruella as fairy godmother>Prince has to find the owner of the scale that fell off.
>>13371472Have some standards you literal slut.
>>13371454Honestly I think it's all fine, except or the daddy issues and vague yandereness, and only then just because they're poorly explained and not elaborated on at all. Just...there.
>>13371475>Jack and the bean stalk>There are no giants waiting at the top, just one very horny alraune waiting for an exhausted shota to come by>The Boy Who Cried Rape>The werewolf doesn't "eat him," she just takes pictures while the flock does
>>13371475>The Hobbit is now a Shota>Smaug is now a CC Red DragonWhy yes. It does expand.Not a real fairy tale but fuck you
>>13371475Bear with me on this one.The Lonely One.>Tentacled thing surrounded by friends on a remote island.>Cataclysm occurs; population disappears>Thing is all alone.>Soon, playmates arrive by boat with 'alert' on the side>Overjoyed, the thing rushes to greet its new friends.>Friends take bad falls as they run back to the boat.>Thing is penetrated by boat.>Thing is overjoyed; can't wait for more visitors.
So far we've discussed monstergirl waifus, monstergirl daughterus, monstergirl sisters, and monstergirl mothers. But what normal fathers and father figures?What would your father/father figure be like? How would he treat you? What would he teach you? In the context of monstergirls of course. How would he react to monstergirls trying to seduce you? What about when you finally score a waifu?No gay shit.
>>13371495Reminds me of that one Claw monster doujin.Forgot the title if anyone remembers
>>13371475Not reversed enough.>Cinderollo>Fat faceless stepfather and stepbrothers>Wants to go to the tourney>Fairy godmother helps him out, for a sexy price>He fights the dragon princess in the finals to a draw, then leaves during the celebratory feast>Dropping his gauntlet along the wayWait, this is basically Disney's Sword in the stone with genderbent Merlin.
>>13371495Isn't that just Call of Cthulhu from a different perspective?
>>13371500Sometimes I get this idea in my head about a wandering mercenary who takes in an orphaned child to train him in the way of the warrior. So essentially Gambino if Gambino wasn't a total fucking scumbag.
>>13371480Learn to enjoy things you prude.
>>13371475>Sleeping beauty, where a jealous dragon girl kidnaps her rival in love so she has a better chance with the prince.>Hansel and Gretel, were a CC lures unsuspecting shotas into her home with candy.>Goldilocks, where a blonde boy gets raped by three grizzly sisters after trashing their house.
>>13371514You noticed.For some reason I interpreted 'MG fairy tale' as something a monster would tell it's child rather than 'replace characters with MG' kind of thing.
>>13371481I'll try harder next time, Papa
>>13371520>Hansel and Gretel, were a CC lures unsuspecting shotas into her home with candy.Mmm, that could actually be done, swap it out with a regular loli witch and have traces of peter pan and it could be good.
>>13371390>>13371403i dont get it. explanation please
>>13369689I was thinking more of Flowers of Algernon retarded.
>>13371101>Mountain Dew>Not Superior Mellow Yellow
You didn't forget best Sensei did you?
>>13371561I stlil want to lick her abs.
>>13371561She's a shit and everyone else in that garbage show is a shit.
>>13371363silly anon, ladydevimon isn't a girl or a man, it's just a genderless asexual digital monster that exists to kill other equally genderless and asexual digital monsters.
>>13371475>Cinderella>Wurm being one of the evil tepsisters>Not the Dragon girl
>>13371571yeah well I'm going to fap to her and angewomon taking a million digidicks and there is NOTHING you can do about that
>>13371571I still want to put my dick in it.
>>13371561>>13371562My fuckin' brothers.>>13371571That can be changed with a few lines of code.Now finding out what those lines of code are, that's the hard part.
>>13371584>>13371586but it's got no genitalia, you can't be finding data hot like some pervert.just stick to something you can fuck and likely won't kill you, like a succubus.
>>13371563You are not my nigga then.
>>13371571>LADYDevimonI think there's a predisposition towards a gender in her code already.>>13371584>>13371586Good men.
>>13371596anon, it can evolve into piedmon and beelzemon who then evolves into bellestarrmon, it's female appearance is irrelevant.http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1425226
>>13371593>you can't be finding data hot like some pervertBut according to the wiki Angemon can digivolve into AngewomonOf course I'm going to find that data hot like a pervert
>>13371601So basically, you're posting a MG you can't dick. What good are you then?
>>13371605>I like my women to be men firstJust go gay, I swear to God.
>>13371601Who's to say it's merely an appearance? There's no reason to assume that the data comprising that appearance doesn't go deeper than simple first-glance. LadyDevimon's the epitome of sexy to me, everything else is irrelevant.
>>13371620>Not wanting an Alp
Did the necromancer anons ever add their shit to a pastebin? I've been gone for a thread or two so I don't know what I missed in that time.
>>13371605canonically the only human to get the hots for a digimon in any sort was Juri, the other times it wasn't even considered when Nat-chan really wanted Daisuke, or bastemon's crush on Taiki, or or Ranamon's crush on Kiriha.>>13371607don't blame me, blame bamco for making them undickable despite looking like this.
>>13371625I want an alp. Who wouldn't want an alp? A liar, that's who.
>>13371625Because I actually like women.
>>13371630I want a chubby Alp Senpai!
>>13371636But Alps are women.
>>13371630>Who wouldn't want an alp?A straight man.
>>13371637You say that every time!
>>13371647No more than a tranny post-operation.
>>13371647Keep telling yourself that.
>>13371647>>13371652>>13371653Please just fucking stop.
>>13371660For all the hate gays get here there sure are a lot of closet homos, huh.
>>13371650And everytime I mean it! I want to make my senpai proud and notice me!
>>13371660Tell that to the alp shill. He has surpassed dragonslut in obnoxiousness.
I want to cuddle a lamia
>>13371660Were the fuck do you think you are? The ride never ends. When did anons get this whiny?
>>13371593Does she not have tits? Does she not have thighs? Does she not have an ass? Does she not have a mouth?I will not be stopped by such base limitations.Also, couldn't someone add a vagina to her code?>>13371628>Delinquent LilymonOh good lord yes.
>>13371666Personally, I think it'd make more sense to have an Alp kouhai.Senpai position is reserved for Jinkos, Pharaohs, and Wights, etc.
For those who are interested in Evenicle, either to plow some healthy Senran style girls or capture a few monster girls with some rope, the full version was just released today.
>>13371674That's one reason I like it, she's not a Senpai you'd expect to be a Senpai. Also there's something cool about an Alp who's like an Older Sister and tries to guide her little kohai while still trying to cope with her own problems of being an Alp.Also I don't like younger girls. Onee-sans and Senpais are olev.
>>13371673>spoilerdoing that means you're playing god and a hit squad of children and their digimon will be coming shortly by to end your plans through violence.
>>13371687I pull a knight of Cerberus and just fucking shoot them.
>>13371687Not if he uses the power of love and friendship to get it done!
>>13371690Shit. What even happens when friendship comes up against friendship?
>>13371689Silly anon, this is digimon and their feelings alone will make their digimon evolve faster than your bullet can. Or some other bullshit asspull at the last minute.
>>13371697You unload some gats on those fuckers with your friendship
>>13371687>not using the digital world to it's full advantage>not hacking the world and accessing her data string remotely>not spoofing her a vagina and anus and coding her horny>not having deflowered her, several times, by the time those snot nosed kids even HEAR of your planIt's like Ozmindias taught you nothing.
>>13371708I'm going by the logic of the shows and games, last guy that tampered with digimon like that got blown up.
>>13371674I wouldn't mind studying with Anubis-senpai.
>>13371697You play HEY DIGIMON HEY DIGIMON and get the theme advantage!
>>13371698Yeah I don't think so.>Whoever, digivolve to!BANG BANG BANG BANGDone.
>>13371697The stronger friendship wins? Or both sides resolve their differences through friendship and not violence? Who knows? It's never happened before, somehow.Or the more annoying, preachy side wins because bullshit and plot.
>>13371710>You will never be the young kouhai to a Monster Girl Senpai
>>13371709But did he do so in the name of love and peace with Digi(wo)mon?
>>13371715Then the digimon dark evolves by itself.Digimon loves its asspulls.>>13371720No, it was more making them mindless servants.
>>13371687Those little shits should be thanking him for making Mervamon fuckable.
>>13371726the only individuals that would be thankful for allowing digimon and humans to be able to fuck would, ironically, be the digimon themselves given only they care about crossbreeding for some reason.
>>13371687And if my plans are " Form a connection to Earth so both sides can live in harmony?"
>>13371709So don't repeat his mistakes.
>>13371724Well there's the problem. I just want to give Digimon genders so they can reproduce.Honestly, I'm doing them a favor.
>>13371724>Mindless ServantsExactly.Difference of intent goes a long way.
You know, if I woke up tomorrow in MGE land, I be torn, after the initial panic and screaming, between becoming a simple tradesman or trying to become an adventurer. >You will never wander the Mist Continent, taking in exotic sights and watching master martial artists ranging from fiery Hinezumi to nimble Kakuen>You will never delve the deepest dungeons below the earth, stumbling across goblin dens and gazer caves>You will never investigate a mansion on the border of an order town, engaging the Vampire mistress who's been kidnapping men alongside her halfbreed daughter. >You will never battle MG raiders in the deep ocean, leaping onto their ship to battle a scarred Sahuagin captain. >You will never return to the guild hall after a job to the cheers of your compatriots, MG and human alike.
>>13371740>MGEthere's your problem
>>13371740I would just steal everyone's stuff.Fucking Druella probably has some sweet loot.
>>13371740My mission would become to find a region inhabited by a species of monsters I like.
>>13371724Hack the grand code and take direct control if digivolution, no dark digivolve, no samurai action for you. What part of no snot nosed kid is gonna stop me getting my dick wet don't you get?You want me to go further? Make it so the kids can't exist in that world and wipe the digimon's memories of them. He'll, make them completely New digimon while I'm at it.Come at me.
>>13371733And reproduce with humans. You could probably use liberal and SJW logic to swing that as a positive.
>>13371733that only limits their evolution paths and thus hurts them.
>>13371740>MGE landKill yourself.
>>13371744At least you're honest.
>>13371744Man you have a problem.
Your daughteru is accepted into college. Like the hardworking girl you expect her to be, she's been trying to find scholarships and grant money. That way you won't have to pay for her higher education.But she's been struggling to find grants that sre relevant to her, and the ones that she did find never seem to reply to her, what should she do? Her mom is also conflicted whether to help her daughter or allow her to solve this problem on her own, just like she did when she was young.
>>13371744Whatever you do, don't steal her panties.
>>13371757>what should she do?How the fuck am I supposed to know? She isn't real.
>>13371757Simple, milk mommy and daughter and sell their venom.
>>13371754Fuck how much do you think I could sell her dildos and shit? Other monster girls would probably give me a fortune to buy one.>>13371755I don't have a fucking problem, you have a problem for not wanting to raid OP monster girls' homes for stuff.>>13371760Why not? You know how much I could probably sell that for?
>>13371749Making two species be compatible when it comes to mating is a hell of a thing. I'd probably have to edit the Digital World's source code. It'd be worth it though. Hell I could open a permanent portal to Earth so the two worlds could mingle and live together. Digimon childhood friends for EVERYONE.And it was at this point that I realized that my goal was essentially the Demon Lord's if the Demon Lord actually knew what she was fucking doing.
>>13371744Step one: become alp.Step two: steal Druella's husband.
>>13371757As I am a pathetic and lazy asshole, I have not looked into such scholarships at all, and thus have no advice to give.
>>13371744>Be a thief in MGE world>Somehow manage to sneak into Deruella's castle>Expect to find the treasure of the countless countries she's subjugated>After passing the 12th rape dungeon, you find the treasury>You open the door, and it's...>Dildos>Dildos as far as the eye can see>Dildos of every shape and size>Anything that could be melted down was dildofied>Everything else was sold for more dildos>'Like what you see, boy?'>And you were never heard from again
>>13371757Of course we help, that's what parents do.
>>13371751>Not making Digimon capable of Digivolving through love.>Not making it so your Digimon Waifu can evolve to Mega level through your bondWhat a fucking pleb you are.
>>13371765>Why not?Have you not heard about that time she turned a dude into a pair of panties? Please, for the sake of your sanity don't. Go for the bras or something instead.
>>13371764Feels good having a useful waifu.>>13371765But you want to steal everything! You'd even forego going to the monster's world because you want to loot anons' houses. Geez man.
>>13371765Fuck if I know, bud. I'm no dildo salesman. Just don't get caught, alright?
>>13371740If I was in teletubby land I'd do my best to completely remove magic.
>>13371768but then all of the human girls would be stolen by the likes of angemons and leomon's leaving so many womons lonely.on second thought, yes keep going.
>>13371773No fuck you, you're not stealing this from me.>>13371778Fine, I'll just have to find out what she was wearing when she got her husband and steal that.>>13371779This is my fucking dream anon!
>>13371778Wasn't that a bapho? Are you talking about a greentext?
>>13371781Well, what setting would you go to?What rules would you change?
>>13371784Oh, come on. What kind of currency would exist in a land where all anyone wants to do is fuck until they pass out?
>>13371784>dreamIs that you Gasback?
>>13371793Haha, good question, because I don't know.Maybe I should try making up my own world or something.
>>13371795Rape dollars and fuck cents?
>>13371795I'll fucking make one you slut! Either that or I'll come back here and sell that shit to the Government.>>13371798No, just an anon who will steal so much stuff the second he can, even solid gold dildos.
>>13371782Now you see the brilliance of my plan.
>>13371801Maybe saying MGE is a bit too generous. The one of the changes I would make is that, while the MGs are still aggressive, you aren't just going to win one over by going up to her and spontaneously saying "I love you."
>>13371795Semen. Herbs. Men. >>13371788No, I think it was actual MGE material. Somewhere.
>>13371776there's not that many waifu digimon anon.
>>13371795They'd still need to buy fucking accessories.That should keep the economy rolling/
>>13371808I seem to remember the Person to panties thing was a spell or something created by the Sabbath. It's also temporary and for use on their husbands.There was a greentext about a paladin whose comrades lamented him being turned to panties, but it wasn't canon even though so many people thought it was.The Sabbath is still shit though.
>>13371807I'd remove any kind of thought control. That shit just ain't cool.Actually, a mix between MGE and MGQ would be perfect.
>>13371810>Not making more evolutionary lines so there are more digiwaifus for everyoneYou have no drive for greatness.
>>13371814>The Sabbath is still shit though.Universal truth.
>>13371804Oh, I'd love to see that>Come back with all your phallic loot>Going around to various merchants to try and pawn it off & split>Some of the merchants are quite uncomfortable having to... handle the merchandise>You pull out the crown jewel of your haul>A massive dildo made of gold, carved in the shape of a dragon>There are various gemstones embedded in it for texturing>The Tanuki across the table practically cums just from the sight of it
>>13371815>MGQNo. Nope. Fuck you. Forever and ever. No. Go get ass pregnant in Plansect. NO.
>>13371815Which thought control are you taking about specifically? There's a couple different forms of it.
>>13371817I lack Takato's reality bending autism.
>>13371810>Not that many waifu Digimon>Posts a chart with at least 42 possible waifusNigga what?
>>13371815I think I see where you're coming from, but you need to explain it better.>>13371823I think he means "Take the best traits from both and leave the worst traits in the garbage and it'd be a pretty perfect setting"
>>13371823then how about lord of the rings?
>>13371795Who cares? There is some form of currency, and that's good enough, right?
>>13371807BOO! GO HOME GLACIES!
>>13371822I hope a drawfag has the heart to draw an angry looking anon carrying a humongous bag of dildos and women's clothes talking about how he can't wait to sell all of it.
>>13371830there's over 1000 digimon at this point, the 42 are not even a drop in the bucket.
>>13371810What are you talking about? That's plenty!
>>13371833But, how?
>>13371840It's not like those are the only possible waifus though, not to mention how it's not like there's only one of each of them, and how there are numerous other possible variables to consider as well.No less waifuable than any of the stuff in the MGE.
>>13371833Much better, though I for one could do without all the drama and dramatic pauses. And spouting of lineages.
>>13371845The ring is a cock ring. That has to be a thing at least.
>>13371836Well, I imagine you could get a few of them with it, the spontaneity of the act surprising them, but if you wanted a dragon or a lizard man then you better be skilled and up to the task. Or have a silver tongue.
>>13371845you take the monsters, making them more visually appealing, change it so the orcs only find their one shred of happiness with their husbands yet are still hateful and violent enough they eat women and that's pretty much it.
>>13371856>Or have a silver tongue.Wink wink, waggle waggle?
>>13371832Thank you.Some bad things should be left for the sake of yin and yang, etc, just not too terrible stuff. Also, monsters being able to give birth to human males (make this extremely fucking rare). Fuck extinction.>>13371826Fake "love" crap. I want love to be real, developed, harvested, worked on, you know? All the good stuff. Even the bad. The satisfaction of earning yourself a perfect, healthy relationship with your loved one.Hell, any kind of mindbreaking, even. I fucking LOVE free will.
>>13371856I knew it was you.
>>13371840Though suppose this kind anon just overwrote more Digimon to become monstergirl-esque?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE
>>13371871>[x] Punch nose.
>>13371871It's right over there god damn are you blind stop shouting
>>13371871You ARE the cake
>>13371867>turning all of the digimon into waifusI am intrigued
>>13371878WHERE IS THE CAKE ANON
>>13371882FUCK YOU, I'M ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD!
>>13371871Don't make me flip you on your back.
>>13371871>>13371886>>13371887Shut the fuck up, god damn.
>>13371887Well you're well past due.
>>13371883That's... actually kinda cute. Like, maybe not waifu material, but I wouldn't mind cuddling with. Especially if she can just wrap the two of us up in her ears. Though the claws would be a concern.
>>13371889>Shark wife is being unnecessarily aggressive and you have a headache>She always cries when you bop her inna nose, so now you've gotta use your OTHER method to calm her down>She charges and you deftly dodge, then grab an arm and Judo throw her onto her back>It is now nap time
>>13371900>Not pricking your finger and letting her suck on it like a pacifier
>>13371909>sticking your finger in the mouth of a creature with razor sharp teeth, that goes into frenzy at the smell of bloodI bet you deleted system32 at one point of your life. Darwin would have a field day with you.
>>13371887King Grump Alp, please.
>>13371909You're going to prick your finger and insert it into the mouth of a creature that goes into a frenzy when it smells or tastes blood? It's like you're TRYING to get fucked through the ocean floor. You crazy, man.
>>13371924He's not me anon.I'm me.
>>13371865Huh?
>>13371931You misunderstood my joke. Good on you for being more understanding about the Alp part of your name.
>>13371943Shut up.
>>13371883Making beastial Digimon more humanoid would be a good move.
>>13371946I want to cuddle and give King Grump Alp kisses!
>>13371951Please no.
>>13371951This meme sucks.
I want to ___ your waifu's ___!
>"I-I'm going to rape you now! P-P-Prepare yourself!"
>>13371966Are you a meme connoisseur?
>>13371951No one cuddles the King of Monster Canada!
>>13371972You want to support my waifu's president?
>>13371973I'm let her to boost her confidence.
>>13371973come and get it
>>13371972>boop>booplesnoot
>>13371972>"I want to be your waifu's assistant!"No you don't. Really.
>>13371972Why do you want to tickle her tummy?
>>13371973Oh no! I tried to run away and tripped on my shoelaces! Please don't rape me Miss Succubus! And please don't read my mind to figure out what my weak points are!
>>13371994What's your waifu?
>>13372002A bossy Anubis, what else?
>>13371973This is going to take too long, I'm going to throw that Alp tits first onto my bed and then I'll show her how it's done.
>>13372006Oh psht, maybe not your waifu in particular, but I'm sure being an Anubis' assistant can't be that hard.
>>13372015She gonna work you to death.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dpU5suqksY
REMOVE GRAPESNAKEREMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE
>>13372032But I love grapesnakes
>>13372040But they're evil!
>>13372006>>13372015I want to be an Anubis' assistant.And eventually work my way up to husband.Blah blah same old same old.
>>13372032I want to join an Apophis' adventuring party!
>>13372046No they are not, they are big, nice and purple
>>13372026Oh, I'm sure an Anubis can't be that hard. I'd be her assistant kouhai and do my best. I mean, how hard can it be?
>>13371954>>13371966Grumpety-grumpety-groo!
>>13372050What kind of adventures does she go on? What's there to do in the Desert Region?
>>13372051They're evil. They want to destroy the pharaohs, they take advantage of nice human boys, and they are purple.
>>13372056She travels the world! Fighting for truth and justice with a ragtag group of fellow adventurers.
>>13372056>implying we'd be in the Egyptian desert regionWe'd tour the American desert region. Wild ARMS style.
>>13372061>They want to destroy the pharaohsBut that's a good thing. Pharaoh is a vicious tyrant who won't let go of my baubles. LET MY BAUBLES GO!
>>13372061...You're not a Pharaoh, are you?
>>13372061Purple is the best color though.
>>13372077I miss Crayon.
>>13372083We were deemed unworthy.
>>13372083He popped up when Cait Sith was released.
>>13372071>>13372072They just want to run their kingdom without some snake ruining everything. Can't those grape snakes just get a hobby?
>>13372083Some bullied him and broke all his crayons.;_;
>>13372061>They want to destroy PharaohsNot if you wife them first.
>KC talking about Shinrabansho on twitterWonder if this means we'll get more "Lilims"?Probably not.
>>13372083We all do anon. We all do.
>>13372089How long ago was that? It feels like ages.
>>13372092It's hard to get a hobby when you're outlawed at birth by a bitch who thinks she's a living goddess and is jealous she can't wrap around her sex slaves and hold them in a gentle embrace like Grapesnake does to her lover. That's why Pharaoh keeps a snake around, by the way.
>>13372083thems the breaks anon
>>13372061Lies and slander.They merely wish to depose them from the Throne. They may keep their lives, even much of their possessions. Apophis is a kind ruler, and may even grant the former Pharaoh a role in her new regime. Like hell she wants to deal with all this bureaucracy bullshit herself...
>>13372112I want to be an Apophis' concubine when she overthrows the Pharaoh!
>>13372101>This was made almost half a year agoSadness covers me
>>13372112Has anyone ever written a grand-scale story about political scheming where Grapesnake is trying to upset the balance and overthrow the Pharaoh?Because I might need some pointers on that.
It's a long shot to bring it up/ask, but would you want to go on an adventure with a monster girl a la Grandia? And stay with her adventuring for 10 years, having some kids before returning home?
Grizzly constantly talking about how her strength will make you cry when?
What's the best non-standard skin colour and why is it purple?
>>13372108I never realized before but it must have taken him forever to draw by hand all of those A's in the background.
>>13372122It's the B-plot of WORMS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE
>>13372103"Sex slaves" is a harsh term. I mean, they are getting paid a few gold per day, and all they have to do is drop their pants when the Pharaoh or any of her servants tell them to.
>>13372122>There will never be art of Apophis trying to be like Sol Badguy>Or of Pharaoh dressed as Ky Kiske
>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in>Everybody is happy>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else.">"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!">Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside>Pharaoh is crying>Apophis is crying>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy>Nobody is happydont trust grapesnake
>>13372130Well that one I'm up to date with. Anything else?
>>13372128Because it tastes like moscato grapes.
>>13372134Ah, this is old pasta, but it's tasty pasta.
>Be a mortician>Happy as a man around dead people and sad mourners as you can be>At least you're good enough to make the dead look decent>Then the mamano came>All the dead were revived>And you were now the undead equivalent of a plastic surgeon>"I wish to give Anon bigger pecs">"I would like perkier tits">"Could I have purple eyes?">But the worst part>You enjoyed the silence>But now you were plagued with moans of the undead>Boning their spouses in your crypts that echo like a bad dream>Should've listened to mom and been an accountant
>>13372134This pasta's stale.
>>13372133>There'll never be a Hellhound like Johnny>There'll never be a Baphomet like May>There'll never be a Kunoichi like Chipp>There'll never be a Ushi-Oni like Pot
>>13372139Or a landscaper.Then you get to work for a Tanuki with the bushiest tail ever!
>>13372101I realized I'm missing part 2 of these. Help me out?
>>13372143>And then Millia the KejourouWho is exactly the same because Millia already is a Kejourou.
>>13372144>Caring about hte tanuki>Not wanting to work WITH the troll with the most bodacious badonkadonk you've seen in your life
Lick the armpit?
>>13372151I want a Jinko Jam now
>>13372136You should know from these threads that Apophis is almost never played straight. No, they're the misunderstood love snakes who only want to cuddle and momdom.
>>13372158No hypno toad go back to bed
>>13372145
>>13372160It's my fault. I started this trend.I mean, I'm not THAT sorry for it, but there you go.
>>13372158I want dat Kero Kero.
>>13372158Lick all the mucus.>>13372160Then I guess I'm just a special snowflake.>>13372164Wait, this was part 2? Sorry, I meant the one where they're hanging out underwater.
>>13372164Remember when shitposter-kun ended up being a mod? Good times
>>13372164MY POSTING STANDARDS!
>>13372172Call her Tsuyu.
>>13370719That's kind of heart-warming. I don't know why.
>>13372143I'd love to see which one gets to be Faust/Dr. Baldhead.
>>13372169No way you started it. It's an inevitability that all hot monstergirls will be moeified, because we are a shallow people that care more for appearance than anything. See Apophis, Hellhound, Manticore, Dragon, every one of the ancient undead acting like children etc. etc.
>>13372186Cheshire.
>>13372177I thought he was a mod that ended up getting banned because he pulled that shit with other threads as well.
>>13372186Either a Mad Hatter or a Chesire
>>13372175Ah yes, the one with MY POSTING STANDARDS!
>>13372190He did, but it was like three months after he got us exiled here.
>>13372182T-Tsuyuhttp://i.imgur.com/t0inLgk.png
>>13372187What's changed about Dragons?>>13372190I was in an /a/ EMG thread this week. Everybody was talking about the new chapter with the cow and sheep and all of a sudden someone posted something like>Reminder that this thread is for anime and manga onlyAnd then they went on an autistic rant about CYOAs and fanfiction.
>>13372172I want to lick her all over and fuck her on her own LSD
I want to use a Hellpup's nose as a tee for when I play golf!
>>13372190He did , but one day he made a shitstorm by arguing why should that be there and proved he was a mod by deleting some posts
>>13372194Ah, this is the one.>>13372200Best girl right there, and still she'll lose to Gravity's Rainbow.
>>13372208
>>13372208Wow that picture is horrible.Don't tell me one of you faggots made this.
>>13372208I remember how this image got bigger and bigger every time it was posted.
>>13372215You should've seen it evolve. It started of much smaller, and new stuff was added as the situation changed.
>>13372215It was pretty accurate for the final days of /a/
>>13372201It will be a year in a month and a half. We've done what we've always done: keep to ourselves. If they're still ranting in /a/ then they're sperglords.
>>13372208>Everything is cancer>Blame crossboarders>Claim it's all the IRC's fault>Meta discussion>Any OC Character is a self-insert sue or fursona>Futa/NTR/etc>Point out other shitposts>Whine about MGE>Post /jp/, /m/ or other non-MG material>Tell posts you don't like to go to another boardMy god, I didn't realize just how true it was, but that one guy earlier was right. We ARE acting just like the end of the /a/-era, permanently.It's who we are now...
>>13372220That same guy informed me that they "tolerated this shit since 2007".
>>13372217>>13372218The best part is that section of off topic shit derailing the thread is bad.The only time this thread is good is when we're not talking about monster girls.
>>13372220It's been almost a year now? I've been here way too long.
>>13372221And we are stronger for it.
>>13372229It won't be a year until September.
>>13372230Are you retarded?
>>13372229What, you don't like us anymore?
>>13372233What? No, we've been here longer than that.I remember since the first bit of /jp/ was utter shit, so I took a break for a while, and came back sometime in August.
>>13372235I was trying to lighten the mood, no bully please.
>>13372237Who in their right mind would like this place to start?When has this place ever been good?
>>13372242I'm here as often as possible because I like it. If you hate it so much, why would you ever come here?Enough of this! Let's talk about why we still don't have any pirate or wild west stories!
>>13372240It's about mid June from what I remember.
>>13372237It's not that, I'm just surprised that it's been so long. >>13372242It's shit, but it's a comfortable kind of shit. Besides, the other monstergirl sites are dead or filled with roleplayers.
>>13371973Lady, I've had a long day at work and this is the last thing I need right now. Can we do this tomorrow or next week?
>>13372240I remember the jump. I made the first thread here. I was just so done with all the shitposters and backseat mods that I just decided "It's worth a shot just to get away from them".
>>13372246We do but they're complete shit.
>>13372220In that case, the EMG threads are full of them.And they still make those threads on close to a daily basis.
So guys Which 2hu would jojo rape first?
>>13372252And I made the first thread that was made a couple of seconds after another one and pissed people off.
>>13372252Is now the part where we blame you for all our problems?
>>13372256ur mumOh wait, Dio got to her first.
>>13372240I stand corrected. We've been here since August 4th, 2014. It's still awhile for a year yet.https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12325713What everyone is remembering is the death of the /a/ threads which was a fight that lasted almost all summer.
>>13372265Touché
>>13372255>they say generals are bad>but theirs is okay because they say generals are bad in itNice.
>>13372256That's some vintage shitposting right there. Brings back memories.>>13372259Preferably no. For all the problems the /jp/ threads have, it's nothing compared to the /a/ ones. At least here we can actually fucking discuss things without getting spammed to shit.
>>13372270>That's some vintage shitposting right thereI was the one to post it on the dead hours
>>13372252>You're the panic fag we have to thank for our exile>The one who broke the mod stalemate of not knowing what to do with usFuck you. Maybe I wouldn't say it if we still had based Janet but we don't. So fuck you.
>>13372278It was less panic and more defeat. I was tired of not being able to discuss monstergirls without someone just coming in and shitting all over everything.
>the /a/ shitposting days are experiencing a renaissanceOh dear. Pick one to soothe your nerves.1. Dragonette eating strawberries2. Sea Slime getting it right this time3. That thing in the desert nobody remembers anymore4. Bakin' kitty
>>13372255I remember when the /mgg/ were a thing of the weekends and it became more and more frequent during a summer When a thread was made some of us said "Fucking finally" or something along the lines
>>13372290Pregnant Sea Slimes are love.
>>13372290By thing in the desert is it a sandworm?
>>13372290Number three.Either that or the continued adventures of Salamanders.
>>13372290Baking
>>13372290Fuck off.
>>13372286Now we're here with the same problem and four thousand post threads with only three hundred pictures to spare. Not to mention splitting off EMG threads into something even more terrible. Good job.
>>13372299>the continued adventures of SalamandersYou're confusing me with someone else.
>>13372290Kitty?Kitty.
>>13371977He's the King? I didn't vote for him.
>>13372298Not at the moment, no.>>13372303Make me.
>>13372307My bad. Was reminiscing of the days when they were first revealed.
>>13372311Your stories are complete garbage.I hate the fact that you still come here and I wish every day I could drop a bomb or twenty on you.
>>13372310He rules by divine right of course.
>>13372310How do you know he's a king?
>>13372316I'm totally not tsundere for you either, baka!
>>13372319Kill yourself.On stream too.
>>13372320You know what they say, we hurt the ones we love.
>>13372320You have school tomorrow. Time to go to bed.
>>13372143I feel like Minotaur would be better as Pot
>>13372329You're not my mom.
>>13372333You don't know that.
>>133712417, 8 and 13 all sound good to me. Especially 8.
>>13372335I only know one mother, and that person shits out candy to help make friends.
Night all, take it easy and don't burn down the thread. 4.5k words. Why did I decide to have more than four characters?
>>13372343Oh, lookin' forward to whatever this is.
>>13372343Eh?
>>13372343Don't worry, all the hinezumi are in be-wait, where did they go? I hope they don't wake up the baby dragon.
>>13372350You fool! You doomed us all!>>13372347Nani?>>13372346Hope I don't disappoint.
>>13372353Who are you, what are you writing, and why would you tease us like this?
>>13372353Wait, I can still find them! It's not too late!Is that the third floor smoke alarm?
>>13372362Oh no! The third floor is where I stored all the firecrackers!
>>13372356AverageFriend of a Harem MC and how crap goes crazyBecause I have no real good spoiler to do tonight.>>13372362Isn't that where the ignises are?
Is the Barometz anon still around?
>>13372370I see, I see. Well, you keep at it then.
>>13372370>Friend of a Harem MC and how crap goes crazyThis has potential.
>>13372368Yes>>13372370Yep.Wait, why did I put those two on the same floor?That's a big racket up there, isn't it? Oh no, the baby dragon is awake now!
>>13372379Who would design a building like this?Why would we do these things?>>13372377Will do.
>>13372305But we don't have backseat mods anymore anon. I say if this is the price we must pay to never see those "MUH PERSONAL ARMY" fucks again, so be it.
>>13372379Oh god baby dragon's gotten into the nuclear warheads!
>>13372381I don't know anon! I don't know!>>13372383Why are those next to the nursery?! I thought they were in the pantry!
>>13372390>>13372383We....we are really bad at this.
>>13372390We moved them out of the pantry in case the Wurm sleep-wiggled in for some snacks, we're not dumb.Oh wait. Where is that Wurm?
>>13372377Deitrich?
>>13372394Don't worry, I got one of the Hinezumis trapped in my bed.
>>13372395WHERE IS THE WURM?!OH NO, WE WOKE UP THE BABY PHONIXES!!
>>13372395Oh no! Not the cyanide and nitroglycerin!
>>13372400>>13372401WHY? WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?! All of this could have been avoided if we just hadn't given the baby Hinezumi all that coffee!
>>13372390>>13372383Goddammit, I knew shouldn't have just left those lying around like that. At least I remembered to put the Chemical weapons away properly.
>>13372407What's that leaking out of the sprinklers?
>>13372396I was just commenting on how it was a good idea.I'm not Deitrich anon. Sorry.
>>13372290Looks like the winner is number 4. That'll be around Monday then.
>>13372414I was more wondering if Average might actually be...or did the guy who did Dietrich have an actual name he worked under?
>>13372414God thinking about it I really wanted more of that story.Has it been updated at all recently? It's the only MG story I enjoyed
What's more bullayble, a filthy monoeye or a no face?
>>13372455Cyclops, for the simple virtue they can cry.
>>13372455Monoeyes so you can see their pain.
>>13372455One eyes, since you can take them to a 3D movie to bully them.
>About 2400 words into first part of Dragoon StoryWondering if I should post what I've got so far to see what people think, or push on to completion...however much longer that takes.
>>13372469Please no bully like this, post already! Or else you get the Maushelmet!
>>13372469I really should get to writing if you're getting further into your Dragoon story.But there's so many distractions...
>>13372471>MaushelmetI...I don't...well, whatever. If one anon at least wants to, might as well.http://pastebin.com/RXfpDVNSLike I said, only 2400-ish words so far, so only a quarter done at best. Will update it...hopefully soon, with the rest. For now, just want to gauge opinions, see if there's anything particularly concerning people notice.
How would you react if your fox wife informed you that the State Department has just granted her diplomatic immunity status for the fact she is a minor deity?
>>13372482The Maushelmet is a tool of horrifying torture, binding your face firmly to the crotch of a Maus whom you must pleasure at her demand. I invented it yesterday. I'll be reading this thing for now then.
>>13372482>http://pastebin.com/RXfpDVNSWow what garbage.Fucking kill yourself.
>>13372486That's cool....we can still get hot wings right?
>>13372491Dude, it's not Alp so why are you doing this?
>>13372478Hold on a fucking secondThat's Yaegashi art
>>13372498Obviously because he had the time to read it all, thought it was garbage, and that the author should kill himself? I mean, seems pretty cut and dry.
>>13372482On line 9>Deciding the quicker route would be follow"be to follow", right?
>>13372498It's still fucking shit, why shouldn't I voice the truth?
>>13372502No shit, sherlock. Evenicle's art is done by him.Well, not all. The MGs and Alice are still done by Orion.
>>13372482And you're using the word horde instead of hoard. That's silly and wrong.
>>13372505Thanks for pointing that out. Fixed.>>13372513Was I? I know that I used "hoard" towards the end, but it's not surprising to me if I used the wrong one somewhere. Thanks again.
>>13372517Horde is on both line 13 and 15.
>>13372506Feel like pointing out why it's shit? Or are you just IHateEverything-san?
>>13372522Yeah, got 'em.
>>13372482Okay, I read it and now I'm kinda regretting not letting you finish it, that's a cliffhanger I could have done without.Apart from the spelling errors I pointed out, I don't really have any advice to give on it at the moment.
>>13372486More or lesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCZHMhe7Wg
>>13372486"Honey I was only joking about breast worship you can stop lying now."
>>13372495>Anon's wife is considered a deity >Is more worried about being able to eat buffalo wingsYou have the best priorities
>>13372551Did someone say breast worship?
Oh no, now what anon?
>>13372561Hathy cutest deity.
>>13372558But if you eat a buffalo's wings they won't be able to fly.
>>13372561>breast worshipSounds like a recipe for Holst NTR
>>13372551>Breast worshipI'm game. Praise be to Hathor!
>>13372568Eat them all to make her feel better, and then vomit all over the place and die.
>>13372561Put the chocolatein the milk.
>>13372568Now you can stop wasting time & money trying to bake, go buy a sightstone, and get back to bottom lane where you belong.
>>13372568Those cookies are as viable as you in the mid lane.
>>13372581Doesn't she own a bakery?
>>13372486"You're a rat goddess?!"
>>13372581>>13372584No bullyAt least she's better off than her sister.
>>13372587Assuming any of those side stories are still considered canon, she's obviously horrible at it.>We angel bullying now
>>13372533Alright, suppose that's good. Back to chugging along through the meat of it now...
>>13372596>Horrible at itOf course not. She was very successful and popular.The only reason her business suffered was because Noxus is a horrible place, and her bakery was attacked by terrorists.
>>13372607>successful and popularNobody went there for the food, Anon.
>>13372617Well...I can't exactly argue that. Morgana Best League.
>>13372570Son, my love for buffalo wings is second only to my love for my family. I've gotten to the point where I know which restaurants in my city have good wings and crap wings.I've tasted all bdubs sauces and dry runs and planing making a pilgrimage to The Anchor bar where they first came out.I love me some hot wings Anon, and no demon or angel will keep me from them
>>13372617Since when is the 'come fuck me' pose a proper spellcasting position?
>>13372588Oh god, it's the skaven incident all over again
>>13372627Since the quiet of the world when there was less noise and more green.
>>13372628The skaven whatnow in the whonow whennow?
>>13372620>not snake>not dragon>not spider>not proper angelYour taste is _ok.Lux a cuteFiora best ass
>>13372623But think of all those poor flightless buffalo. Back in my day the soared the skies, but now there are only a few buffalo left, and they don't even fly.
>>13372478write a Kamilla story
>>13372607I never understood why they made it so black and white with Noxus and Demacia. Wouldn't you want some balance for good lore?
>>13372620>Morgana Best LeagueMost of them are pretty goodBut Riven a best
>>13372640>SnakeMeh.>DragonShe is adorable. And badass. And has a nice ass.>SpiderHot, but LiteralManeater.jpg>Proper AngelAhahahahahaha...>LuxYandere Brocon. Nah.>Fiora best assIt is pretty spectacular.Ahri also an alright. I'm also rather partial to the Celestial Goddesses. And also Jinx.
>>13372648They're basically the Sith vs Jedi.There are a bunch of neutral or aligned parties that are more ambiguous though.Zuan, shadow isles, Ionia, etc.
>>13372642That is because the winged buffalo suffered the fatal flaw of being delicious and easy to catch.>>13372638Nyan breaks skaven.Warhammer Fantasy, horned rat is their god.Also, Warhammer Fantasy Total War game has been announced
>>13372647Why do that when VI is over 50% translated?You'll get Kamilla then. I need to ask Loen if he's up to doing Hornet or loli monster Nagi next time he comes around.
>>13372638Nyanon got abducted by several skaven.neither have been seen since .
>>13372648They actually did make it a bit grey. While on the surface it's portrayed pretty Black and White, digging a bit deeper, not all Noxians are portrayed as entirely evil per-se, while plenty of Demacians are rather screwed up too.Also Bloodlust Romeo and Juliet best pairing.
What monster girl would you go balls deep into, pushing her lower body up and nailing her into a mating press until your seed finds itself straight into her womb through sheer gravity?P.S. Not a succubus
>>13372640>That spoilerThat's a damn lie, and you know it
>>13372650Annie gonna have a broken back with all that weight.
>>13372656>>13372658This doesn't sound good. He could take over the world with that many mice.
>>13372650Your taste is alright.Also, forgot about Nami and Syndra, who're both pretty cute.Also bloody hell, is Diana really that short?
>>13372663See>>13372647
>>13372663Well, I fapped earlier to doing that to a were-cat while she begged me to put kittens in her so snow leopard.
>>13372650League of WaifuI just realized they have a ton of our most popular monster girls.
>>13372670We know.Two anons got sacrificed to ogres but we don't know if we should sacrifice A writefag or two try and cancel out the skaven>>13372675
>>13372663Succubus
>>13372663Shouldn't the correct answer be "Mai waifu"?
>>13372663Crow Tengu.
>>13372650>Dat Cassio>Dat Shyvana>Dat ZyraMy heart
>>13372655>>13372661Got it. I didn't play it too long but digged into the setting and it gave me the impression Noxus was some terrible shithole with all the worst and lowest things, and not just Darwin's Law heaven. Like, the only way they even survived was because Demacia didn't want wasting people on a war or was just oh-so-noble not to destroy them or something. I might have got it wrong though.
>>13372663Hinezumi, petite girls are made for that.
I can't believe you guys forgot about Ahri and Sona.
>>13372663>"W-we stay like this until your egg ovulates!"Actual saying from somewhere. I think it was that hentai with valkyriar banged by demons.
>>13372683Let's see...we've got...>Loads of witches>Several Goddesses>Angel>Fallen Angel>Golem>Dragon>Kumiho>Whatever the hell Evelyn is>Mermaid>Arachne>Star Goat>Dwarves>Alraune>LamiaDoes Nidalee count as anything?
>>13372663Hathor
>>13372699
>>13372663Dragon.The thought of one trying to maintain its haughty attitude as she slowly gives in to her lewder instincts makes me hard as diamonds.
>>13372707>girl on girl
>>13372705were-cat
>>13372650I just want to sayIt's hilarious Janna lost like 3 cup sizes in her splash art update.>"Janna is pretty op with some of the recent changes, should we do something about that?">"Yeah, we need to nerf her somehow.">"Where though?">"...Her chest?">"Brilliant."
>>13372714Oh, and give her that man face.
>>13372710You are mah nigga.Bathing with Dragons a great.
>>13372699>SonaTitty monsters aren't real monster girls
>>13372705I would a Soraka.Want to bet she is a back door girl too?
>>13372705Evelynn is more or less a vampire, & Irelia's technically a Lich
>>13372721Titty monsters aren't real monster girlsWhat are Holsts for 500? monstergirl sona
>>13372720But what if they think you're dirty and start scrubbing you ferociously?
>>13372727Well, those claws of hers wouldn't be too safe for intense scrubbing, so I guess she'd have no choice but to use those nice, soft breasts of hers to do the washing...And well, if she thinks I'm dirty, best to let her clean me.
>>13372726Damn it. yeah that is Sona.
>>13372486Immediate begin planning ways to abuse it, and let her in on this fact.
>>13372730What if she holds you up close, takes a deep whiff of you and says you smell like bitches and whores? What if she's a Black Dragon and starts drooling her acid on you to get that disgusting reek off of you?
>>13372722Raka is pure, Anon. If you want a freak you need to go for Eve, Ahri, Miss Fortune, Zyra...wow, league has a lot of sluts.
>>13372735Goddammit Alp just get back to writing if you want to get to such a point.
>>13372744I'm pretty sure that's happened already.
>>13372741>EveLikes lewd dancing.>AhriConfirmed slut, though trying to break out of it. May now be a lesbian.>Miss FortuneProbably a slut.>ZyraNo clue. Seems more like she might be a maneater like Elise...
>>13372730>'You're so filthy. I can't allow someone so dirty to accompany eon of my stature.'>'I suppose it is my duty to keep you presentable.'>'Hmm? I suppose my claws would be a problem... But who said I'd use them?'>'You should feel honored. There are men who would kill for a chance to feel these breasts.'>'My, my. Apparently you're VERY honored.'>'Such reverence should be rewarded, no?'
>>13372745Not really. To a lesser extent, perhaps.
>>13372753No I'm pretty sure it has happened already, like every day, too.
>>13372663
>>13372758I recall reading about such a thing, in a business-like manner, happening once, and then having it glossed over a second time, with no real mentions of it happening any more frequently than that.
>>13372761And I'm convinced that the Dragon washed the bitch every time it was her turn to have him.
>>13372761Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
>>13372767A fair enough assumption, but my point remains, there wasn't that much detail put into it.>>13372768I...what?Can you like, try that again, in English?
>>13372772>wasn't that much detail put into itBut it still happened.
>>13372776Vaguely.
>>13372777Dude. It happened. Get over it. Not my problem it didn't have enough dirty details for you.
>>13372751What would happen if the guy didn't react at all and stayed soft while a dragon was doing this? I am not such a man, but this hypothetical question must be asked.
Best Kumiho.
>>13372783She would cry like a Wyvern.
>>13372784Who the fuck does she even have to compete with?
>>13372780Well just saying, when you put lewd in random posts like >>13372735 instead of the actual story, it's pretty "Meh".But then, when it's your job to clean up your captives like that, I suppose it's better to leave things like that out.
>>13372783He's probably halfway to becoming an Alp.
>>13372788>when you put lewd in random posts like >>13372735 (You) instead of the actual storyBut the actual story isn't my responsibility you dumb-dumb.
>>13372789That or he's a lolicon.
>>13372793Sometimes it's hard to tell when Alp stops responding and someone else does instead.When "He" puts it in random posts instead of the actual story then.Whatever.
>>13372796>when Alp stops respondingBut you weren't talking to Alp at any point.
>>13372801Oh. Well honestly I only knew of two guys who like talking about Black Dragons, and thus I naturally default to it being the guy actually writing about one when such gets brought up.Also you never denied it prior to right now.
>>13372805Well I was making a reference to the story Alp wrote, but that doesn't make me him.
>>13372813People tend not to make references to Alp's stuff all that often.They usually do it more to bully him.
>>13372819Well excuuuuuse me, princess.
>>13372825I bet you think you're real funny.
>>13372830Fine, let's go back to those Black Dragons and their neat-freak natures that put Kikimoras to shame.
>>13372841Eh, I like Blue Dragons better.
>>13372848But if you're bathing with a Blue Dragon and she starts scrubbing you and breathing zaps on you, will she herself be effected?
>>13372856A dragon being vulnerable to her own element is just silly.
>>13372841>>13372848You are both mistaken.Red Dragons are the best.
>>13372841>>13372848>>13372864No, no, Gold Dragons are the best in a variety of ways.
>>13372864>can only breath fireHehehe, lame-o.
>>13372830It's almost charming, how much Cia wants the barely legal D from Link.
Anons, please. All Dragons are olev. Except for one type, and you all know what it is.
>>13372880What about zombie dragons?
>>13372875>Not liking vanilla dragonI dont have colored version
>>13372886I want to fuck a zombie dragon through the cheek.
Snu-snu?
>>13372856She will be affected when I cum into the water and it floats over to her and clings to her skin.
>>13372891Jus' wanna facefuck that Abomination Dragon like there's no tomorrow
>>13372891What is the effect of that blue thing? Or is she bleeding from her mouth?Or even worse. Is that ice cream?
I'm putting vibrators on her antennae and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>13372897It's just her mouthpussy getting wet at the thought of a cute human boy kissing her.
White Dragons!
>>13372900Why would anyone want to stop you?
>>13372900>taping a dozen rotors to an Oomukade's antennae and cuntteasing her by jacking off into a condom while she watches in pseudo-sexual agonyExcellent taste.
>>13372903Those tits are gross.
>>13372903Dass a Brown Dragon, man!
I want to handhold with a succubus so hard and do nothing else.
>>13372891>Otachi GirlI want to fuck a pregnant Dragon alright, mhmm, yes I do.>>13372897It's Acid.
>>13372887M-Miss Dragon? Can I... Can I have my ice cream back?..
>>13372923What yours is hers, and what's hers is hers. Guess what else is hers? You.
>>13372925O-Oh...
>>13372930That's right, hand over that sandwich, son.
>>13372930It's fine anon. Plenty of ice cream in the cooler. You can have some after you've given a good footrub.
>>13372937I'd oil her scales with my cum, if you know what I mean.
>>13372944I...I agree with you, I'm just not sure where there's an innuendo in that. It's a pretty straight-forward statement.
>>13372937Damn, bromont's good at coloring.Fucker needs to learn shading, though.
>>13372937MGs in Sundresses.I repeat. We need MORE MGs in sundresses.Having ice cream dripping onto their chests too, but first things first.
>>13372950I mean that I would literally knead my cum into her scales like moisturizer for hours on end, jizzing up a new batch every time one was absorbed into her hard keratin.
>>13372959Yes, I know. It's quite obvious from what you said. Thus the "If you know what I mean" is pretty pointless.But regardless of that, I agree with you. Really, any MG. Lewdly massaging them using your own cum in place of oil or lotion...definitely a fun time to be had.
>>13372959I This thread is getting out of hand
>>13372964>Lewdly massaging them using your own cum in place of oil or lotionJust don't do it to Living Dolls, you know!
>>13372974MASTAH
>>13372977>yfw your yandere Shinki crawls into the trash to untie your filled condoms and absorb all the cum through osmosis
>>13372486>"Tch...">That being the first thing you heard walking in the door after school, you knew something was up.>Taking off your shoes, you head into the living room to see what's wrong.>Inside you found your mom, holding a letter in one hand and gulping down a tallcan of beer in the other.>Her eyes raising to meet yours as she places her empty in a box stacked atop a great many more boxes filled with empties and takes out another can which she opens with a deft jab of her wolfish claw, she speaks.>"Kid. Head thing. Now.">"Aren't I getting a little old for that?">"Shaddup.">Dropping the letter, she sweeps her leg onto the couch and gives you 'The Look'. No room for argument.>Sighing in resignation and dropping your bag, you walk over and lay down with her; feet on the arm-rest, your back between her legs and your head resting on her tummy.>Almost immediately her claws, which could easily rip through your skull like a hot knife through butter, began tracing a familiar, soothing pattern across your scalp.>This is how she used to put you to bed when you were young.>It was also her go-to method of stress relief.>And by how she locked her legs over yours, and how she was carresing your scalp, you knew she was pretty pissed.>"So... what's up, Mom?">"Got a letter from the government today, letting me know that I've got diplomatic immunity as a 'Minor Deity'.">"...Seriously?">You probably should've been a bit more surprised at that, but you'd known for a long time now that your mother was a little odd. Even for a monster.>Still, Mum's a Goddess, you didn't think you'd ever get to say that one out loud. >It was kinda neat, actually.>"And this upsets you... why, exactly?">She snorts, gulps down her beer, puts it back in the box and gets a fresh one.>Cracking it open and taking a swig, she answers you.>"I am FAR from 'Minor'."
>>13372992I'm listening
>>13371356I find this pretty cute. I love Anubutts and Pharaoh. I'd really like to see another city sim in the same vein as Pharaoh and Caesar.
What about a Clippy monster girl?
>>13372887>>13372937Shit. This reminds me I took a go at this months ago but was working with a smaller set of lines (fucking 755x1057 bullshit) which look jagged and resizing the color layers causes shit to bleed together. Still no clue how it took me so long to notice the problem. https://i.imgur.com/4QVNgCb.pngOh well I'm sure one day I'll go in and redo it properly. Probably Not, It was never even finished in the first place.
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>>13372992Ya gonna continue this?
You wouldn't tease your Orc girl that her recently gained chub is turning her into a P'OrcWould you?
>>13373130I'm more into chubby foxes than greenskins.
>>13373130>You wouldn't tease your Orc girl>your Orc girlDepends on the ork. Greenskin or pinky?and I'm sick of these stupid scenarios. Be more inventive. >oohhhnoooo you're waifu is on fire. You wouldn't put her out,>Would you?The answer is yes, fuck.
>>13373143>Oh no~, your fluffy waifu was in a teleporter accident with a Lava Golem! She's now boiling hot! You wouldn't make her lie on her back in a shallow pool and engage in simultaneous venus flufftrap and hot springs cuddles with her,>WOULD YOU?
Would Cait Siths make cuddly lapcats?>>13373151Pls post full image of that smugfox blocking the fire fox' vag.
>>13373151The answer is still yes, fuck. Be more conflicting.>Oh no~, your fluffy waifu had a dream of the future and saw the women who would mindbreak and NTR you away from her, twenty years in the future. Do you stop her from trying to burn down the orphanage they're currently living in?
>>13370214>>13370232I'm not dead, but i'm rather busy with other things. I'll see if I can do a mistress profile this weekend, but don't get your hopes up too high.
>>13373171>Not her trying to kill you and then herself or some spooky shit
>>13373171>Do you stop her from trying to burn down the orphanage they're currently living in?If that would actually stop them, and not be what causes them to try and go after me to begin with.
> Oh hey let's go to be-> KC starts being Chuuni againGod damn it. Make your bets now.
>>13373192It better have pink in it.
>>13373177>some spooky shit>She performs a forbidden blood ritual that rips both of your souls out of your bodies and turns you into ghosts>Now the corporeal whores can't vag you>Too bad there's a LOT of dead hotties and she can't let you leave the house anymore>Your house becomes that spooky ghost house at the end of the road that rings with ghastly moans every night
>>13373192Is his sword hand itching?
>>13373171"Uh oh, your daughteru brought her new boyfriend home. He seems like a nice boy, but your daughteru confides that his ultimate fantasy is a mother/daughter threesome with your waifu. You daughteru doesn't have a problem with it. Nobody has said a word to your waifu yet.Do you kill him with your bare hands or a sharp rock? Hardmode: How do you get away with the crime?
>>13373216>How do you get away with the crime?My waifu eats the body, of course.
>>13373216Why would you kill him? I'd say that's a pretty common fantasy. Do you not trust your waifu enough?
>>13373216Bury him 6 feet under a cat, go home dick the daughteru and call it a day.
>>13372992>"Err... come again?">You give your mom your own version of 'The Look', letting her know that she just might be a little drunk.>She stares right back at you, something you'd never seen before flashing behind her eyes before she looks up at the ceiling, lost in a memory.>The claw on your head opens and you feel the soft pad of her paw carressing you instead. >"'Minor'... was I so irrelevent when I pulled the fated twins out of the river?">You want to give her another of your trademarked quips, but stop when you feel something warm and... wrong... growing in your skull. >"...When I united the tribes and broke the men of the South?">It's spreading. First to your chest, then your arms and your legs. You can't move.>Hell, you can hardly breathe.>"When I burned the city of Traders to the ground and scorched the very Earth?">You... you can see it.>All of it.>"When I sundered the cowards on Olympus, when I bent the lands of Ptolemy to my will, when I led my sons into the heart of Iberia, Gaul and Britannia... WAS I NOT RELEVENT?" >It burns.>Rage your mortal being was never meant to comprehend courses through you as you see and feel history play out before you.>Your very blood is on fire.>It burns.>It BURNS.>"...When my sons replaced me with a man they nailed to a cross..." >And then... nothing.>Emptyness. Loneliness. Uncertainty.>Heartbreak.>Your livingroom melts back into view, and you find yourself face-to-face with the unrelenting, unstoppable warmachine whose past you'd just lived. Trembling, stinking of alcohol and with tears streaming down her face.>"W... Was I not relevent...?">Instinctively your arms wrap aound her as she finally breaks down and sobs, even if your brain was still trying to equate the woman who raised you with everything you now knew.>Not that it mattered; Nightmare of the Ancient Mediterranean, or your gruff but cuddly mother.>You were a son of Mars.>And your mom would always be relevent to you.
>>13373216... I make that faggot a alp
>>13373224Maybe because the scenario obviously indicates the daughter wants to help him fulfill that fantasy. Otherwise she wouldn't have said she was okay with the threesome.
>>13373235And then have a mother-daughter-alp.father foursome with him, with your waifu and dauhgteru using strapons to triple penetrate him with you?
>>13373239Yes, the daughter is fine with it, but the waifu has not given her voice on the matter. Don't be so defensive. Either you trust your waifu enough that she'll decline, or you're in a relationship where sharing is caring.
Been a grand while since I did this, but I'm bored and don't feel like writing anything.You're Jimmy, a kid in kindergarten. It's Saturday, you've got a pocket full of gummyworms, and your Alp sister reeks of beer.Do you play House with Pharaoh and Anubis?Do you dig a hole to China with Wurm, Sandworm , and Ushi Oni?Do you enjoy some hot cocoa with Yuki and Yeti?Do you teach Mantis to be normal and rip off that damned scarf?Do you visit Ophy, who's sick, and cheer her up?Do you play adult video games with Mino and Dullahan at their house?Do you, Werewolf, and Kitsune sit on a porch and eat some snacks?Do you convince Khepri to leave her sleeping bag for a day using those gummy worms?Do you watch some Shark Week shows with Ryu?Do you eat cake at Wyvern's?Do you help out Dragon and her Mother at the Bakery, despite being like 6?Do you help Jimmy and teach him to stop being such a bully magnet?Do you say hello to your Echidna teacher at the local market?Do you ask Junko why she's trying to make another swing with such a lifeless look in her eyes?Do you ask 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound to teach you how to fire a pellet gun?Do you let 6th Grader Jabberwock and Lilim babysit you for two days while your parents are away?Do you ask Girtablilu if she wants to watch The Mask at your house?Or do you just eat gummyworms in the park and then ask a Weresheep to drive you home in her rusty van?
>>13373216Bare hands, and get the wifu to resurrect him. After I find out just why my daughter was so ready to NTR her own father from his wife, the guy's fate depends. If she has an acceptable reason, she gets her brainless cumpump back. If not, he walks into an open furnace and sits down patiently. Or yeah, alp him with magic incubus powers before grounding my daughter and kicking the fucker out of my house to crave some one else's cock.>>13373224This is NTR logic man. What if he poisons her or does some other hentai rape thing? And he has the backing of my own daughter to help him.
>>13373231Romulus, get off 4chan and evict the Moors from your territorial waters.
>>13373248>Thinking it's about that and not the fact that the guy dating your little girl unabashedly wants to fuck your wife and would if given the chanceI don't think any sane person would want a guy like that for a son in law.
>>13373263He's a cuck, just leave him be.
>>13373263If you've got an attractive waifu, people are going to want to fuck her. Besides, are you really telling me you wouldn't want a pervert for a son-in-law? All guys are perverts. There's nothing wrong with being one.Really though, it's a simple matter of trust. Hell, if you react that negatively over someone saying he wants to bone the waifu, chances are you'd be clingy and possessive as fuck.
>>13373251Why not visit albino Lamia in hospital with a fruit basket and a get well card? We can bring along CC Echidna too and get ice cream to cheer them both up!
>>13373251>Do you dig a hole to China with Wurm, Sandworm , and Ushi Oni?>Do you enjoy some hot cocoa with Yuki and Yeti?>Do you play adult video games with Mino and Dullahan at their house?Choices, choices. Probably Mino and Dullahan.
>>13373277Albino Lamia is in a coma.
>>13373274There's a difference between>Man your wife is hotand>I am your son in law and your daughter will help me fuck your wife.You're either stupid or baiting, and if you are baiting, you should know better than that. This is the night thread. Go try that shit in a few hours in the morning.
>>13373285Will she get better? ;_;A-at least we can offer the poor family our support?
>>13373274>hurr insecurityYes, I'm shocked you would use this argument.Shocked I say!
>>13373274>Wanting your daughter to be with a man who wants to fuck other womenshit father/10
>>13373251Dragon.The answer is always Dragon.