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>>13357881Let's keep it clean and skeleton free, okay?
second for skeleton girl true love
Second for playing battleship with Kraken
Had a dream where I was being smothered by livestock. Holsaur and weresheep, to be precise.
>>13357887With real battleships.
>>13357889Sure it wasn't the new EMG girls?
I want to be bullied by an Alp!I want my Alp Senpai to make me take her to the School Dance!
>>13357897She's gonna need curves for that dress Anon. Would you help her along with some milk?
>>13357884That discussion was a pretty good example of why I came back here in the first place after so long. Really amusing.
>>13357897> Alps doing the bullyingThis is not the way nature intended.Next you'll tell me you want to go to an all-cyclops-and-gazer school and get picked on for being a filthy two-eyes
>OP has a YetiI am most pleased.
>>13357897A'ight boya, lessee whacha got! Ya want to see a Dragonette eat strawberries or do you prefer impregnating Sea Slimes in the Moossionary position?
>>13357881Remember, the most sensitive part of a yeti is her heart.
>>13357907PomusI must have PomusShe's the lil' rapist that could!
>>13357904Why does she have a horn?>>13357911That's true.>>13357913This time one vote is enough.
>>13357884It's time to double-down on cowtits, right? Everyone embrace the tits.
>>13357902What's so amusing about the true love of your skeleton?
>>13357907The former.
Remember, Anons, your eyes are not worthy of your adoration, and will never be as faithful to you as your skeleton.
>>13357914>Why does she have a horn?I don't draw these things, anon, I just masturbate to them then deliver them to the thread for sloppy seconds.
>>13357896That probably was the trigger. Either that, or this one pick-your-choice thing that happened around here a while back involving emotionally/physically broken. One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.
>>13357919Sorry, you lose. You can talk with me about a Mad Hatter taking up the role of Butcher from Gangs of New York though.
>>13357926What if my waifu is a Gazer?>>13357932Who Irish Barber?
>>13357930> One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.I remember that. Cuddling damaged monstergirls and healing their hearts so they're able to love again is god-tier.Workaholic giant ant was the better choice, though
>>13357936>Irish BarberHealthy ginger P'Orc.
>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her
>>13357936Who do you think waits inside of your supposed "waifu", anon? Your true love. Cut her open, see her for yourself. She's only wearing that gazer costume because she's shy, and thought you were into cosplay anyway.
>>13357932Looks like she'd be pretty content drinking your milkshake.
>>13357945There Will Be Cum?
>>13357942Please, friend. No more of the sadness.
>>13357932Holy shit I forgot this MG exists.
>>13357904I don't care what nature intended, I want my Alp-Senpai to flick my nose and bully me, and force me to cuddle her after she's had a long day at school!
Forget spooky, discuss creepy. Threadly dose.
You've been kidnapped by shady people in a black van one evening while coming back home from the local store. Your waifu, realizing that you're taking longer than usual to come back, starts getting really worried.Just as she's about to leave the house as to look for you, she finds you standing right at the front door, staring at her. She immediately pulls you into her arms, almost breaking into tears, thinking the worst had happened to you.Loosening her embrace a little bit, she asks you why you took so long to come back home. You look into her eyes, a slightly confused expression washing over your face, and say:"...Who are you?"She stops and stares at you for a brief moment before asking again, telling you that now's not the time for jokes. You tell her that you really don't know who she is and to let go of you. She insists that you stop kidding around like that, getting increasingly worried, but you still don't know what she wants from you.cont.
>>13357955>black van>blackEh?
>>13357951Considering she's a corruption of one of the 'dreaded' species out there, that's not too surprising.>>13357947After 'she's finished' that will no longer be a question.
>>13357955Anon clearly has amnesiaor has been forcefully placed in another universe where he married some woman he doesn't know.
>>13357932I can't get over that fact that the mushroom in her tea looks so much like a penis.
>>13357955>>13357957>>13357961Now frustrated, your waifu grasps your head with both her hands/paws and forces you to look at her, demanding an answer as to why you're acting so weird. Something cuts her off mid-speech, however. She feels something strange and square-like on the side of your skull.Upon closer inspection, she finds out that there's some sort of microchip hidden under your hair, deeply implanted into the side of your skull, like some kind of parasite grabbing onto its host.It is then that she realizes you're not joking at all when you told her you didn't know who she was.What would your waifu do if she found out you've been brainwashed into completely forgetting who she is and why you loved her?
>>13357953Bully the creepy-crawlies, they're desperate for human contact.>>13357968Make new memories?
>>13357942I'd rather be the one doing the experiments.Experiment 001: Today I will be testing the effects of Concentrated holstaur milk to see if the increase in mammary tissue is proportional across species. Subjects are separated as such. Participant 001 is a Zombie and has been offered physical comfort in the form of close comfort. Participant 002 is a tanuki gained through a contract, current reward is a moderate favor worth $1,000US or a week of relations with the experimental staff of her choice. Participant 003: is succubus of the "Alp" subtype, she has shown an interest in increasing her "assets" to appeal to someone. No monetary reward requested, subject is a friend of lead scientist Anon. Final Participant, 004: is an Orc performing community service for engaging in unlawful hand holding with shotas and an attempted hand holding with lead researcher Anon.
>>13357971Are you gonna give the D to your D subjects?
>>13357970>Bully the creepy-crawliesHow would you do that?
>>13357889I had a dream last night where I was in the bath and a dark priest appeared suddenly, offering me a pamphlet to their new temple.They'd taken over the local school and changed the classes to some weird all ages brainwashing thing, and she wouldn't leave the bathroom until I agreed. I just want to get out of the bath and for some reason a loli ghoul was dicking around in it too now, so I agree to get her out of my house.Then I went to the shops instead and they refused to sell me beer because I didn't go to the classes.
>>13357953Is she shy? Anon? That makes a difference. >"Ahh umm, could I, maybe, wrap around you? I-I promise it'll feel good. I-I really like you.
>>13357978Hit them over the head with a newspaper, put them in a sleeping bag from the waist down, tie their wrists to the bedposts, then tickle her.
>>13357985Yes. And she wants to give you your medicine
>>13357984I just happened to spend all day writing a dark priest fic, anon, so good for you.Mine's a rambling foray into fictional theology that ends with healing dickings
>>13357975Sorry relations with subjects who have not opted for physical compensation are forbidden until experiment 004 Stretching capacity between races or experiment 006 Fertility Rate and maximum birth size when exposed to experimental sabbath treatment 848135
>>13357999>fictional theologyIs it lewd theology?
>>13358003I want these files to be read out in the voice of Kessler from now on.
>>13358004She tries to convince the MC it is, but kinda sphagettis it
>>13358003I'm calling Paladin-san
>>13358008Weak in her faith, is she? What a naughty girl. Time to do penis, I mean penance.
>>13358010I want to lock up a Paladin's dick in a chastity cage and throw the key into a Lamia Pit. If he is strong in his faith, he won't care. If he's weak in his faith and has to go get the key, he has to risk being caught, unlocked and raped.
>Gazer daughteru>She's so smug she makes Cheshires jealous of her grin>She refuses to take you seriously unless you can beat her at video games, worse still her mother approves of the behaviour>You spend nights practising at her favourite game in secret just to earn your daughteru's respect>She's so awestruck that she buys you a world's best dad mug
>>13358017I don't think paladin oaths actually require chastity, just faithfulness.
>>13358023I'd still do it.
>>13358022>Wolrd's best dad mugAnon please, I don't wanna suffer from diabetes
>>13358025You would only get diabetes if it's handmade.
>>13358010That would be nice, we would enjoy having a seasoned profession on hand for experiment 005 Tentacle Appeal, wherein the subjects will be place in a room with multiple tentacles and monitored to see how many engaged in contact with them. and Experiment 002 Resistance to sabbath aphrodisiac 53X where the subjects will ingest said potion in increasing amounts to see how long it takes each species to reach a "pelvis shattering frenzy." Each one will be giving our patented "King Richard" brand marital aids for relief.
So, here I was, about to have a one night stand with a succubus, when I noticed she had a tiny little mustache. I had to leave immediately.
>>13358044She just wanted love, Anon.
>>13358045Call me transphobic but I can't be with an alp.
Reminder that Liliwurm fights to protect your smile!
>>13358050But Anon, what if I want to protect hers?
>>13358049I can, I want to make an Alp smile!
>>13358050Too far.
>>13358053Everything would've gone smoothly if she had shaved.
>>13358050But she doesn't need to fight to make me happy, as long as I can motorboat those wurm breasts.
Feed the CowsShear the SheepRub the HorsesClean the P'OrcsCollect the Harpy Eggs.Then you get your choice of fucking.
>>13358059No thanks, the way of the amish forbids that.
>>13358059Why should I only feed the cows? They all need to be fed.
>>13358055Well that's a quick fix though Anon.How do you guys like your Monster Girls down under though? Shaved, or thick brushes, or something inbetween?
>>13358062Cows need the most food.And what do you think you're cleaning off the P'Orcs? They dive into that trough. Their faces are filthy
>>13358064Scaley
>>13358052Liliwurm fights to make other people happy! If letting people protect her makes them happy she is happy to let them!
>>13358050Liliwurm is the hero we need.
>>13358064If we're talking about 2D, shaved.Might be shallow but I hate pubic hair, though in real life, it's pretty dangerous for a girl to get shaved down there, and even if she could pull it off it'd feel like sandpaper.
>>13358068Then protect her I shall. >>13358066Whatever, everyone is getting cow rations. Can't let the others think I'm snubbing them can I?
>>13358064I actually prefer the hair. But don't tell the waifu that. Dragons don't have pubes.
>>13358059>Shear the SheepThis is blasphemy, she's much cuter with her wool. And less aggressive.
>>13358078>Scale pubes
>>13358081Gross.
>>13358081Does that mean she has scales where her pubes would be, or her pubes are made out of scales? Neither sounds pleasant.
>>13358085The first.
>>13357907Da first one.
>>13358053Alps a shit and they don't deserve smiles, only suffering, fucking and chucking.Condom sex always.
>>13358088Did you miss the part where you lost?
>>13357907Second.
>>13358078Anon if they have hair on the top of their head, I'm sure they'd have pubic hair too.Scaly hairy pussy. I want to rub my face in it!
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy.
>>13358095Yeah, me too.>>13358097Help?
>>13357955>>13357968Surely the Science Lolis at the local Sabbath Branch might have a solution?
>>13358095Someone said this apop looks like a giantess in this image and now I can't unsee it.
>>13358101And I can't see it. All I see is an Apophis where she belongs: above me.
>>13358095i see London, I see Franch.Apophis aint' got no underpants.
>>13358095>tfw no Apophis to bully
>>13357217Ore ga Ojou-sama Gakkou ni "Shomin Sample" Toshite Rachirareta Ken
>>13358107>tfw no Apophis to bully you
>>13358079Well then don't cry to me if she's dead from the summer heat blasting down on her because she has her full coat.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49964241Would you Mamono in Space?
>>13358105I dunno, I used to see it as an apop that raised her human part up high on her snake half but now I can't
>>13358115Yes. Space is scary, but girls make it less scary.
>>13358115Any other monster girl, I'd attempt reentry as often as possible.
>>13358122>>13358123I-I just meant "Would you go watch Star Wars with MGs in it"...
>>13358101https://i.4cdn.org/d/1429626550784.jpg
>>13358101>>13358105You weak minded fool.
>>13358127>Star WarsNo.>>13358130You say that, but if it's what I want, what's the problem?
>>13358127But it already has MGs. Sy Snootles, Wampas, Ewoks... ...trying to stay as far away from the Twi'leks, though. That's vanilla mode.
>>13358128No thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIWwvf4uHcWhat the FUCK
>>13358136It's a PBF comic you dingus.
>>13358137>Not fighting all the trainers in the gymThat said, I've always wanted to see if this was legit. Though now I'm reminded that I never liked the music from the GBA era.
>>13358134I demote you from fool to stain.
Is this the furry general thread?
>>13358145I love it when you pick on me, you know that?
>>13358137I paused Sufjan for this? Well, that said, Moemon has been out for a while
>>13358137>Not knowing about hacks for portables.>Not knowing about moemons.Git gud, casul.
>>13358147This is the fury general thread.
>>13358140You say that like it means something.
>>13358147Enjoy your stay
>>13358153Always my favorite knight.
>>13358155>Not you're just a nigga with a hose
>>13358152ok but calm down tho
I just fucking love all Monster Girls.I wish I show them just how much I do.Big, small, oppai, loli, fit, healthy, fluffy, scaled, scary, cuddly, pure, lewd.
Someone with actual talent (i.e. not me) should draw this with a monster girl instead.
>>13358110Dem japs titles
>>13358137That was amusing.
>>13358112>No Ojou-sama Apophis to bully you and then in secret treat you like a little brother and be protective of you
>>13358148Assassin Shrug.gif
>>13358177Oh don't stop now, if I'm a stain, you should grind me under your heel!
>>13358185Just like my GTS ERP sessions!
Time for Daughterus to go to bed.How do you get your monster girl daughteru to sleep?
>>13358199With my belt.
>>13358199I throw coins at the bed and then hold my wife back
>>13358199I tell them that only good girls who go to be early will get husbands.
>>13358199With headpats and storytime.
>>13358204The actual fuck?
>>13358199I pick her up and nuzzle her and carry her into bed tickling her and cuddling her
>>13358209He's tying her to the bed, what do you think he's doing?
>>13358193Don't start what you can't finish. Subs and Grapesnakes are close to each other.
>>13358199Finish inside.
>>13358225>That imageWhat're starin' at, Grapey?
>>13358207What kind of storytime?>>13358233She's worried she might be wearing the wrong gang colors in the wrong neighborhood.
>>13357968quick to the local litch!
>>13358233your ugly cracka ass
>>13358236>What kind of storytime?Whatever she wants. Maybe a chapter or two from a good fantasy novel. Maybe some myths, Greek, Norse, Egyptian. Even the occasional sci-fi story.
>>13358242>Greek myths for bedtimeOh hi Dad, didn't know you came here too.
Your waifu is starving for pettings!Pet her before she dies of hunger for love.
>>13358225I want to bully grapeskins
>>13358239oh you wanna go at it, purple stuff? I'mma tickle the shit out of you until you pass out, ya lil' lamialet.
We have shrines that run by Fox women, Ryuu, Holsts (Hathor).What other shrines do you think there would be, and would you and your MG wife/GF visit one often?
>>13358225looking pretty bland there girlie. You need a little....razzle dazzle to get you started?
>>13358245But the daughteru wants lots of pettings too!Good thing I have two hands.
>>13358249
>>13358245All the pettings.
>>13358144HGSS had the best music.
>>13358233Two giant slugs fighting over a guy in the slowest scrap ever.
>>13358249I suppose the missus could grab some fancy garb and we'd build a shrine out of the coins and stuff in the hoard and I could worship her as some kind of roleplaying.>>13358252I can practically hear her go wahahaha.
>>13358175>Ojou-sama Apophis>You will never have an Apophis friend who acts exactly like Naga the Serpent.
>>13358252>belly marksEVERY FUCKIN TIME!
>>13358209>>13358216To be fair, if he doesn't, the girl sleepwalks.Really bad things happen when she sleepwalks.
>>13358258Fuck no.
>>13358260>Daughteru sleep raping Anon>Daughteru sleep drinking all the hathor milk.>Daughteru sleep playing Beethoven's Fifth on the family piano.
>>13358258>[OH HO HO Intensifies]
>>13358256>I can practically hear her go wahahaha.I know, right? It's wonderful.>Worshipping your Dragon Waifu for Role PlayGood man.
>>13358249Probably shrines to the lesser gods like Ares, Poseidon, and such.
>>13358273What does one sacrifice to a Dragon in such a situation though? Cutlets maybe? Bacon?I need to know because I might write this at some point.
>>13358277If you do that she's just going to get fat Anon. You don't want a fat dragon do you?
>>13358276>Ares>Lesser godYou ever have your country conquered?
>>13358261Come on, you know you want it.http://i.imgur.com/ETcbgAR.jpgIn my opinion, her voice and rocking body make up for her...eccentric...personality.
>>13358283I meant in terms of MGE, but Ares s a jerk anyway.
>>13358277Sacrifice? Simple. The sacrifice is you, stripped naked, lubed and bronzed in oil, and presented to her on a bed of gold coins.
>>13358285All I can think of when I see her is that one teacher from Shin-Chan for some reason
>>13358283I'd conquer her with my dick.
How do you feel about nurses?
>>13358282She's got to eat well after a long stretch of raidin' though.>>13358288Well I suppose.
>>13358277The blood of five female virgins.
>>13358294No way, that's gross!
>>13358293Anon pls, she's going to get laughed at by the townsfolk when they see her. Infact, they'd probably keep laughing as she's burning down the town, you don't want her to come home pouting do you?
>>13358302She wouldn't burn down her village, she's a benevolent ruler. And you don't get fat from a single instance of greasy food and oiled-up sex every now and again if you lead an active lifestyle, and she certainly does!
>>13358267Two of those things on this list are a no-no in this house.Playing the piano at 3 in the morning, are you fucking kidding me, young lady!?
>>13358292its a trap!
>>13358316No it's fine, completely a girl.
>>13358314She has the music in her, are you going to deny her the chance to perform to her hearts content?
>>13358320anon please we all know how this ends
>>13358322Okay, then ask her how the Fifth goes after the DA-DA-DA-DAAA
>>13358308Please, dragons are lazy. What do you think she does other than the occasional raid? Nothing, all she does is laze about on her horde.
>>13358322Ooooohhhhh......As long as she doesn't drink all the milk again. I swear, she gets pudgier and fuller by the week.
>>13358329LIKE RABBITS.
>>13358331I'd let a Wurm drink all the milk she wants.
>>13358326I hate that album
>>13358325No I'm serious, you could separate her and you'd get a 100% genuine girl.It's fine.
>>13358335I mean, I have no problems, but goddamn. Soon enough, she'll be as full-framed as her temptress mother.
>>13358337untill boss man comes back and changes him back
>>13358340Well she's gotta get a man somehow.
>>13358326>Daughteru just starts rolling her face along the keys >>13358331>>13358340You can't stop her Anon.She will find the milk wherever you hide it, and in the morning you will awaken to see a pudgy daughteru playing Bach's Goldberg Variations.
>>13358350At least she's not the kind of sleepwalker who puts couch pillows in the oven where you'd never think to find them.
>you will never meet your waifu
>>13358292Ugh.
>>13358361True, it aways could be worseYou will never awaken to see your HEALTHY daughteru sleep riding you while her equally HEALTHY mother sleep instructs her on your weak points.
>>13358363If your waifu was real, she would prefer Chad to you. So be happy that she is not real
>>13357953Thanks Doc
>>13358370How many times have I said do not dick the daughteru
>>13358397He isn'tShe's Ving him.
>>13358397Dicking daughters is perfectly acceptable. Daughter impregnation is a good fetish and not enough games feature it. I think I'd place the line at granddaughters, but then incubi don't age so you could have a cross-generational harem going on there.
>>13358394Then there's this faggot.
>>13358407Do not dick the great-great-great-great granddaughteru
>>13358416Let it be. Anon is probably frustrated over being cucked.
>>13358394Yeah, she probably would.Feels good not having a waifu anymore.
I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER MONSTER GIRLS FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOMESTIC OWNERSHIP
>>13358436>Monstergirls as petsI want them as partners, not animals.
>>13358440>why_not_both_spic_loli.gif
>>13358440You'd fuck a monster girl? You degenerate.
>>13358436>>13358440>>13358459I want monster girls as friends you filthy subhumans.
>>13358436I'm sorry. That would be playing God.
>>13358436I don't want to own them.
>>13358436The way it was meant to be.
>>13358329I WANT TO SERVE A LAZY TUBBY DRAGON GIRL
>>13358466Hey if movies have taught us one thing it's that playing God only leads to fun things.
>>13358466God, shmod, I want my monkey-man!
>>13358397No one cares.
>>13358436>>13358445Yes.
>>13358440>>13358464>>13358459Your dog is your friend. It's also your life partner.You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.>>13358466Tom Kirby, is that you?>>>/a/124344150>>13358469Maybe you can rent one instead?
>>13358436You think that's cute but it's actually cruel as fuck.
>>13358476God DAMN I want to spank that butt.
>>13358485>Implying it's not BOTH cruel AND extremely cute.
>>13358483>You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.Nigga
>>13358436>>13358483>Having something with intelligence as petI couldn't.
>>13358292I feel like we need more of Clockcore.
>>13358490I know, dick your cat instead. It's more fluffy and cute.
>girl-gets-into-mgs.png
>>13358476...and I'm glad someone got the joke.>>13358483Nah. Just a dead actress.
>>13358504Too furry.Girls wanting to be MGs is great though
>>13358504Lol'd. I love how everything makes sense in retrospect.
>>13358504>girl-gets-into-mgs.pngIsn't it supposed to be a boy at the start?Like, it's bait and switch: you think it's going to be your regular M to F transsexual agtiprop, but it turns into Fuck You I'm A Dragon?Who cares. Fish tits.
>>13358537Are you mentally disabled?>Who cares. Fish tits.Forget I asked.
>>13358539Why do people do the whole "lol lets talk about this totally not forced thing instead" bullshit
>>13358255Poor slug girls. I wonder how they get husbands in the highly competative MGC. Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?
>>13358472She is not "lazy" Anon, she is relaxed, she has you to help her with all those little things.Furthermore, she is "plush" not tubby. Dragons do not get tubby, and she will eat anyone who says otherwise
>>13358507>Girls wanting to be MGs is great thoughThe closest thing to an actual monster girl there is.
>>13358598Well as with everything it's better in 2D.
>>13358577Whatever she says! I happily do whatever she asks as long as long as I can cuddle her, rub my head in her belly, feed her sweets, and make her happy!
>>13358611Too bad they aren't real. ;_;
>>13358619Sure they Anon! Just go to the 2D world and join the fun! All you need is rope and a chair!
>>13358571>Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?Well, sure, isn't that one of the points of monstergirls? There's a species for everyone>>13358619If they were real they would be 3D
>>13358619Not with that attitude
>>13358621Wow, really? Hang on, I'll come back later and post the results.
>>13358628>Hang on
>>13358614Are you sure Anon? She's an awfully big girl, she may even demand headpats and kids
>"Yo bearcat, you're a bit light here don't you think? You ain't chiselin' me are ya? That ain't how a gentleman should do business with a nice gal like me."
>>13358571I'd rather be pushed down and raped by a slightly sadistic cone snail onee-san with aphrodisiac saliva. Cone snail venom relaxes and pacifies its victims, so even an innocent kiss on the cheek would be enough for her to knock you out, dress you in cute maid clothes and tie you to her bed to be teased for hours.
>>13358653I....what?
>>13358653Fuck you I don't wanna get jewed
>>13358659She wants you to cough up the dough, capeesh?
>>13358665But I'm not a baker
>>13358670You bein' a wise guy or you just as dumb as you look?
>>13358641Oh you better believe I'm loving that soft Dragon long and hard on her hoard
>>13358673No sir, we're just simple bakers, we were self taught, we're not very wise.
>>13358003>>13358033Suprised no one got the potion names
>>13358665Alright, Alright, let me just reach into my pocket and POCKET SAND.What are the odds I'm gonna get raped through the floor if I get caught?
>>13358641What's wrong with nice big girls
>>13358680It's no use. They can smell your cum.
>>13358675But the cravings Anon, she may ask you to got out and get her a pizza or grill some burgers, all while demanding belly rubs
>>13358680Monster Girl thugs will pay you a visit.
>>13358436My heart says yes and my boner even more so.
>>13358688...Bullet?
>>13358682She's too big Anon, all the other dragons laugh at her when she flys.Heck, some of the peasants do too.Then she depression eats a cow and the problem just spirals from there
>>13358683>>13358686Time to pack my bags and skip town then. I figure I've got until the next day to pack everything I own and fucking drive. I can work that.
>>13358101Well, to be fair, keep in mind on how long Apops can be, considering their snake body. That could relate to height argument.
>>13358692It's alright, she'll start lifting with me
>>13358689No thanks.
>>13358699>Strongfat DragonI kinda want this
>>13358685>>13358692This is when you feed her and tell her that no matter what she's still a big powerful dragon to you. Then if she wants more self-confidence boosts role play as the innocent weak prince who's been kidnapped by the mighty powerful dragon. That ought to help her feel better.
>>13358709Why is there a faucet on her snatch too? That makes little sense.
>>13358571Depends whether or not she's a Leopard Slug.
>>13358712That man knows how to get her in the baby making mood. He also knows how keep her pudgy
>>13358719Cuz the bitches flood like Noah when I walk in the room.
>KC will never make a Cerberus because >3 heads.>He already made a chimera and it was a complete letdown.Fuck.
>>13358735Anon pls
I just wanted a strong jinko to cuddle with all day..Jinkos are love.
>>13358738If only he didn't go the pauldron route, chimaera would be more popular. The wings are kind of weird too.
I thought of you guys.
>>13358750>no petite Jinko to sit in your lap or carry around while she chuffs
>>13358750You'll get a petite jinko and like it.>>13358759This guy gets it.
>>13358755Her face is too scrawny and western.
>>13358750>No Jinko friend that accidentally scratches you
>>13358658Yeah, but the only way you would get pushed down by a slug girl is if you allow her to do so. They are just way too slow to catch a man unless they get really lucky.>>13358624Ofcourse, but that poor slug girl is so slow. Men are going to get snatched before their noses at more than one occasion.
>>13358755Oglaf best lewd webcomic.
>>13358755Why are mythological Monstergirls always portrayed as old frail women with bony faces int he west? I mean, fuck, are they malnourished or something?
I wanna fall in love with a childhood friend MG and grow old together. Our kids will grow and move out to start their own families, and we will eventually wrinkle up and our hair will turn grey. And One day, when we are sitting together alone in our house I want to cuddle up next to her and pull out a pair of age regression potions from the Sabbath and ask her "Do you want to do it all again?"
>>13358764I want dat milk-soaked tiger butt.I'm gonna molest her.
>>13358784>Not ending your days peacefullyManga that lasts more than 12 volumes are usually shit
>tfw you secretly wish to breed with Cait Sith and fill her womb with your cute little feline daughterus>tfw you fantasize about eventually raising that initial litter into a massive army of Cait Sithes, spending day and night with your waifu breeding soldiers so that you may invade other realms and expand the reach of the Cat Kingdom in the name of Bastet>tfw probably no one else shares my Cat Crusades dream
>>13358784Too bad you're too old to have childhood friends anymore.You're alone.
>>13358793It's no secret if you just outright tell us about it.
>>13358793>"Hey, Human, I've given it some thought and I've decided you're worthy of being my mate.">"...">"Well?.. Aren't you going to thank me? It must be quite the honor to be selected to mate with a great Cait Sith like me.">"S-Stop laughing! You should be grateful!"
>>13358793We need a monster girl RTS.>Desert Kingdom>Mist continent>Cat kingdom>Zipangu>Sea based factionThat way you could live out your cat crusade fantasy and everyone else could crusade against them or flatten the other kingdoms in the name of their waifu.
>>13358476I'm starting to get the impression that Kakuen girls would be really fucking annoying to deal with.
>>13358793I wish KC would have designed her as a shortstack Werecat instead of going full kemo-kemo.If he would have, I wouldn't mind getting dommed by her.
>>13358805Not as annoying as a monster girl based off howler monkeys.
>>13358793You're a furry.
>>13358784>being able to start it all over again with your soulmateAs much as people want to turn back time and relive those happy memories, actually doing it would ruin things pretty hard.The reason why those memories would be special in the first place is because they're irreplaceable moments you hold dear, getting a do over cheapens things.
>>13358787If frost her flakes
>>13358807At least he went back to making his usual MGs after her. I'm still expecting a furry dog girl at some point though.I want him to make some more undead types. A wendigo could be good.
>>13358793Don't dick the furniture Anon.Now if you'll excuse me, I need to give a hellhound coworker a modified version of that because she keeps taking my lunch from the fridge.
>>13358804That reminds me.Oh no!The group of Mermaids you were allied with are being attacked by tribes of vicious Shark Girls!Your coastal village relies on Mermaids for trade, and fish with their ability to swim with ease.However the Shark Girls could fill the gap if you bargain with them, but they won't be as friendly or diplomatic. Yet Attacking them could be costly.What do?
>>13358807I wanted the green horse-sized cats and dogs that steal children and bring them to the Fairyland. There doesn't even need to be a Cat Kingdom, cat sidhe are literally fairies.
>A Kraken will never sink your ship and choose you as her husbandoWhy live
>>13358793Cait Sith are for petting on your lap and cuddles in bed.
>>13358825Offer myself as a slave to the Shark Girl General in return that they leave this place and never return
>>13358825DOUBLE LARIAT THE ENTIRE OCEAN
>>13358825Ultimate super giga attack the sharks. The impregnate a mermaid.
>>13358825Let them steam roll the mermaids while supplying the latter with weapons. When all seems lost we roll up the shark girls and claim both them and the mermaids for ourselves
>>13358825Do we have any prisoners or layabouts? offer them up to the sharks and barter a peace treaty.
>>13358830Kraken scarouse me.
>>13358825Can I pull a real strategy or a dumb oneIf so I make the men marry the shark girls and raid the mermaid AND the village
>>13358832I want a fat Cait Sith to give belly rubs and cuddles too keeping her chunky as a constant reminder of what will happen if she try's anything nasty
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>13358855Am I the only one who's not attracted to this? I mean I understand it and all but... Why not grab it from the fridge
>>13358855I was just wondering where you were
>>13358855Shut up.>>13358858More for me then.
Loli horse pussy
>>13358855I want to taste all the different flavors of Holstarus.
>>13358832>"I AM NOT A "DAKI" I'M A CAIT SITH TAKE ME SERIO-" >You cut her off by petting behind her ear causing her to mew>She pouts and whines for a bit before resigning to her fate as your sleep aidSeriously Cait Sith would do wonders for getting a good night's sleep, dicking one is all sorts of wrong though.
>>13358790We would eventually, but what if you don't want to end it just yet? Also that would be a good place to end a manga. Imagine a happy story of a couple growing old together and at the end the old couple disappears. Their daughter comes to visit the old spot underneath an oak tree were her parents first met to find a little boy and girl having a picnic. The daughter smiles at the sight of young love, but she can't help but feel like they're familiar. Later the daughter is cleaning out the abandoned house of her parents and finds an old photo album. She nearly drops it when she sees a faded and wrinkled photo of the little girl and boy underneath the oak tree.>>13358815You aren't replacing them, you're making new ones. Kinda like NG+ing with your waifu, doing all the things you didn't do the first time around.
>>13358858Gentleman: I present you, the man with no soul
>>13358863>loli Monstergirl with a sweater that's too big for herMAXIMUM CUDDLES
>>13358878Hey! Those ears are fake! She's not a real holstaurus!
>>13358884Those crafty human girls are getting desperate for the D.
>>13358855It's a surprise we don't have forced breast feeding lewds with the Holstaur, or that yandere Holst from Punaldins one-shot.That, and Ghoul blowjobs.
>>13358709>Bullet>no thanksfag
>>13358890All they need to do is become monster girls themselves.
>>13358872If I get to die after that picnic that's alright with me>>13358878I do have a soul, excuse you
You can only choose one.Not pictured, cowtits from newest EMG chapter.
>>13358900Oh, Anon meant the character. Silly me.Of course.
>>13358909I choose Cathyl
>>13358910She gon get puppies
>>13358909Milk Party
>>13358858I can understand wanting to suck a tit, but breastfeeding seems like something that someone with an Oedipus Complex would want.
>>13358909Second from left
>>13358878>>13358884Its the best we can do for now, so long as she acts like one I'm fine, though she's gonna have to keep lactating or the deal's off.
>>13358922I understand why I like her now! She's basically a domesticated Minotaur.
>>13358898We do though, give me a second and I'll find it.>>13358909Said it before and I'll say it again. MGE Holstaur forever and always.
>>13358825The sharks are probably only here to raid the mermaids for their husbands. If their body is just like a mermaid (legless) then they won't be able to attack the village easily. Unless there's something we don't know about the shark army.There doesn't seem much regular humans can do to defend the mermaids. Maybe we can put up a quest bounty on the shark general for a group of experienced heroes to accomplish.If the party is successful then the general will be defeated and she will be forced to retreat and never return, the party will earn it's reward and the mermaids will be eternally grateful.If the party fails then the shark general and her officers will have obtained the strong husbands they came for and won't need to raid the mermaids anymore.
>>13358941>domesticatedBoring as fuck.
>>13358941So you like holstaurs
I want to romance a cute thresher sharkgirl.
>>13358909I like Taropun Milk Party cow
>>13358960>>13358909>Taropun Milk Party cowToo bad the animated version was shit.
>>13358952I was more happy about the minotaur physique but yeah, kinda boring.>>13358956No, a buff holstaurs.
>>13358898>>13358945Well I can't find it in my mess of a folder but it had this image with a bunch of text on the side, was one of those done by the guy that made lots of slightly yandere shots with images of different monster girls. I'm sure somebody else knows what I'm talking about.
>>13358910this image has made me hate .less less.
>>13358982
>>13358982>>13358985That's just a lewd caption, not actual artwork.
>>13358853>Hey mastnyaa, long day at work.>"You know it, up for some fish and belly rubs?">You nyaa it, and and afterwards maybe you and I can try something..new to ease you tension >"Is it sofa shopping? I could use a new sofa">Nyaaver mind, I can take care of it.>"Good girl, extra fish for you tonight"
>>13358985Thanks.>>13358991Well draw your own or get money then.
>>13358985Hot as hell
>>13358941>>13358952>>13358979>Implying riding a domesticated bull-woman could ever be boring.It's like you've never even seen a rodeo, much less gone to one.
>>13359013Considering she's an MG wouldn't she be riding you?
>>13359017Considering she's a minotaur, probably.
Milk?
>>13359022Yeah dude.
>>13359022Praise Hathor, spread her bounty far and wide till all is Soft
>>13359022>>13359025Don't forget the cookies!
>>13359017>>13359020Only if you let your self be thrown of the bull.
>>13359026How do the priestesses of Hathor spread her word?
>>13359031That or it's a competition to see how long before you go limp.
>>13359034Making lots and lots of babies with their husbands, which then go and get their own husbands. Also lots of free milk and just showing off how great Hathor is and her way of soft through preaching and stuff.
It's called the milkman, Anon. She comes daily, like her products.
>>13359022Mixed in the coffee?
>>13359031I-Is she blind?
>>13359034>>13359042fugg
>>13359031Braids are my weakness.
>>13359047Only by lust.
>>13359022I want to see a healthy, brown Manticore with a fluffy mane wear cosplay holst horns and a Holstaurs outfit.All while molesting a boy she's fond of.
>>13359034Milk delivery
>>13359042Are her products nutritious and promote growth?
>>13359061But I didn't order anything.
>>13359063It's not for you it's for your waifu. They think she's been looking a little thin lately.
>>13359063Free milk's free milk, Anon. Would you deny free things?
I want to see a motherly holst adopt poor orphaned were-cat newborns and raise them herself. All that nursing will make those kittens so soft.
>>13359061At this point, I've drank so much milk, it's about damn time they sent me the cow.
>>13359062Guaranteed to make you grow either way or the service is free.
>>13359074I want to make a motherly Holstaur into an actual mother. I want to make any Holstaur into a mother. I want to make all the Holstaurs into mothers!
>>13357915Such big tracts of land.
>>13359074And muh heart
>>13359079Slow down sonny. How can one man impregnate that many cows?
>>13359078What about some for my waifu? Is it good for her?
>>13359073my fridge is full so I don't have storage.
>>13359088I will find a way, I don't care if it takes till the end of time, I will make all the Holstaurs pregnant and at least quadruple their population.
>>13359097Then make storage
>>13359097Just drink it now, I'm sure she won't mind. She might prefer it actually.
>>13359078Holsts drinking other holsts milk straight from the tap.
>>13359093Milk is good for all species and all ages.
>>13359057Where's that one White Russian Healthcore greentext when I fucking need it.
>>13359104Anon my penis can only get so hard.
>>13359108In all sorts of ways?
>>13358169But it gets worse apparently since it's a deer and centaur.
>>13359093Separate from the nutritional value and it's delicious taste, our milk is guaranteed to replenish the spent up stamina of whoever consumes it. Perfect for those who require that extra push and those who desire to improve their performance in all activities inside or outside of the bedroom.
>>13359109Gotcha covered.
>>13359098What if other monstergirls get jealous at all the attention the Holstaurs are getting? Will you just ignore them or give them a pity fuck?
>>13359120Sounds great.Is it also true it has some...growth effects?
>>13358571I'd rather fuck them hard and fast and make them ahegao.
>>13359116Of course! Its nutritious, beneficial to your health, and has a spiritual fortifying effect that gives a great natural energy boost to monsters and humans alike!>>13359123If they become Hathorites I might, I'd still mainly focus on the Holstaurs obviously but any Hathorite is great.
>>13359123He'll run into some suspiciously scaly/Fluffy/feathery Holstarus'
>>13359104>Holsts drinking from the tap>Massive lowing pile of Holstaurs all lactating>One Anon in the middle of the fuck pile>TFW they all walk out of the milking station glowing incandescently like the sun in afterglow>TFW Anon ends up a Father to no less than sixteen Holstaur daughterus that day>Gets jokingly called the "Stud" for the rest of his days on the farm>None of the Holstaurs ever go to any of the other men>Only to Anon>He turns into a literal God among men when he imbibes enough Holstaur milk that his body GOES BEYOND
>>13358784Go away Robin Williams, you're dead.
>>13358863>You will never princess carry your Horse Pussy to a nice comfy place and start brushing her with a horse brush.>Then rubbing and patting her THICK after it's nice and clean>Then give her an apple or carrot to nibble on as you clean her hooves.>Then after that you both fuck like mad.
>>13359127Holstaurus milk has been proven to help grow women's bodies in a healthy way, making their breasts, hips, and rears larger, and in men has been proven to add length and girth to their penis as well as greater production of semen and added stamina. It is a truly miraculous product that proves the greatness of Holstaurs and the gift that Hathor has given to the world.>>13359142This is my dream in life, to become the milk god along side Hathor.
So what are you doing today, Milk Drinkers?
>>13358793What's that you say? Can I be purged by sword and flame? Why certainly, of course you may.
>>13359149>Holstaurus milk has been proven to help grow women's bodies in a healthy way, making their breasts, hips, and rears larger, and in men has been proven to add length and girth to their penis as well as greater production of semen and added stamina.That's all I need to know. I'll take as much as you can give me.
>>13358830Good, you know how much a ship costs faggot?
>>13359150>Milk drinkerFuck that. Coffee or bust.
>>13358504I will never stop loving this.
>>13359022>Cow Girl loves giving milk to all around her.>Suddenly a Gypsie curses her so Milk now makes people fatterHow do you help the Cow?Note the Gypsie is hiding behind 100 trillion Ants. Nothing special about them. Just there's 100 trillion of them.
>>13359146I hope you're talking about a loli, if not, good luck carrying her.>>13359159It's not like you need it anymore
>>13359150Fantasizing about Holstaurs and tits and milk and Hathor things.>>13359157There's always more Holstaurs looking for husbands if you are single, she can provide you with a never ending supply of milk.
>>13359160Coffee is vile. Hot chocolate is where it's at
>>13359160So you can put cream in it?
>>13358884She's cute and fuckable, no one says you have to marry her. Jerk.
>>13359163mein flammenwerfer is ready.
>>13359140>Are your sure you're a Holstaur? They don't usually have long scaly tails. >I'm a rare endangered mutant Holstaur, so shut up and save my species
>>13359150Diving through the whole discography of Sufjan Stevens without crying
>>13359167>Talking shit about Coffee-chanNigga she gives you energy to put up with shit everyday. What does your hot chocolate do, huh? Taste like chocolate?
>>13359160Coffee is shit.
>>13359177Fuck you man
>>13359164>Not being strong for your Centaurfu
>>13359166Thanks anon, I'll go to the nearest farm right now.>>13359174>Can you lactate?>...uh...give me a sec...
>>13359127The seemingly miraculous rumors concerning the virility enhancing nature of our milk are not exactly true, I'm afraid.The rumor originates from men who take their delivery service as their wives and eventually become incubi. The exchange of energy between man and woman sometimes imbues characteristics from one to the other, like the slight, progressive changes noticed both in their physique and their character.Thus, men who take holstaur as wives will eventually gain stronger bodies and more protective natures, similar to those of a bull, while the holstaur will change to adapt to the man's unique preferences.
>>13359123Nay Anon, holsts are great because they can spread Hathor's gift to others. That Oni down the street have too much rock hard muscle comfortably cuddle? A dash of milk and she has a nice layer of padding to sink into.Harpy looking a little scrawny? A little milk and she's the top bird.Even the Sabbath can't deny its effects, giving those baphomets and familiars a little something extra to tease and squeeze.Just like everything, just be sure to take it in moderation, a little too much of Hathor's blessing and you waifu may experience a few difficulties
>>13359150Blogging on the monstergirl thread. Reading about flight dynamics. Procrastinating on writing fluffy vanilla sex stories.
>>13359179No thanks, I don't do alps.
>>13359057>those milk pumpsfor what purpose? The picture is perfectly fine without them
>>13359163We sell to Monster girls exclusively now.
>>13359080Centorea has been dethroned?
>>13359176It makes you feel all warm and cuddly inside, like being hugged by a divine goddess of hugs and comfortAlso, it tastes better. Cocoa-sensei is better than coffee-chan
>>13359195It's safe to assume if someone like Cerea could succumb to breast envy.
>>13359195Funny thing is she was pretty jealous the whole chapter, minotaur girl actually asked her if Darling milked her since her tits were so big. Still pretty small compared to hers though.
>>13359191its the last trend in mgc, putting them on while raping a guy
>>13359183How much is recommended for a Kitsune who needs some junk in her trunk?
>>13359164Hey fuck you, you think money grows on trees? You know how much a man has to work to build a ship? Make her sea worthy? Name her and plot his own course, only for some slimy bitch to wreck your shit because muh husbands? I totally hate krakens now.
>>13359197Cocoa-sensei is an obssessive bitch who'll burn your tongue for drinking anything other than her when you drink her during winter.
>>13359182>>13359127Of course, with the nature of becoming an incubi and taking a holstaur as a lover comes the benefits of an enhanced virility and sexual stamina, but it's not an effect given by our milk and dairy products.However it's safe to assume that any woman that consumes any sufficient amount of milk will eventually gain weight in certain areas of her body.
>>13359163Burn the ants and force the gypsie to drink the milk. All before moving on to my next target. This is my fetish Anon, you just opened the door to my magical realm.Now all the MGs are going to enter it.
>>13359202kids and their damn fads these.
>>13359176She tastes like love and perks me right the fuck up while putting me in a good mood. Coffee chan is a bitter foul tasting whore.
>>13359080>All that beefDelicious.ETA on actual translation?
>>13359201I never got the raws and translations, this is actually the first time I've seen this character. Is she a one-off like the Yuki-onna?
>>13359211Coffee-chan is actually sweet if you're more bitter than her.
>>13359212Not part of FwPA so you'll have to ask Hound/ELH/somebody who knows how to typeset
>>13359191Lactation is a great fetish to have, especially if it can be applied like that Apophis thing from the previous thread.
>>13359218Lactation and Breast/ass expansion. My two great loves.
Milk/Holst chat is pretty cool.
>>13359214Most likely since the crab hates us.>>13359218>Lactation is a great fetish to haveGot that right.
>>13359220Average?
>>13359223Well shit, the post with Gigamac'd.png is mine.
>>13359206Well then don't be an ignoramus and drink hot cocoa all day everyday during the winter. I mean, really, it's the best thing to drink during cold temperatures. T'is why I like winterYou're just mad because Coffee-chan made you get addicted to its vile taste and bad breath
>>13359205Too bad, they're going to get their husbandos and you can't stop them
>>13359228What?
>>13359223Holstaurs are great, I'm not going to say everybody loves them but conversations about them are almost always pretty civil.
>>13359218>Insert Holstaur baking confectionaries for her childhood love with her own milk
>>13359236Never mind, disregard my post.
>>13359235>can't stop themDid someone say Wizards? Cause I think someone said EAT LIGHTNING BITCH!
>>13359239I actually compiled what I could of that, but I have yet to stitch them together.
>>13359209AH YOU FELL FOR THE GYPSIES TRAPShe knew you were going to do that, so she placed a trap door at the ready.As you three plummet she has more time to drink, more time to grow.Now you are trapped in her dungeon, under her weight
>>13358504>support meeting>vampire and a minotaurMy sides.
>>13359204Half a gallon for a bubble butt (Along with a cup size or two, wider hips, and a little chub)One galling for a big one that jiggles slightly when she walks (in addition to two or three cupsizes, noticeably wider hips and a healthy dose of chub) is a gallon.Anything more and you may need some new chairs. and her some new clothes
>>13359268Support meetings for wanting to become monster girls anonymous is getting popular in some Order states.
Ample, fat, demon ASS.
>>13359240Im here but that wasn't me.
>>13359269I'll go with a gallon!
>>13359271Demon's are stupid.
>>13359249Hah, this my trap for that was but an illusion made of milk for I am the amazing lactomancer! Master of all things dairy!
>>13359269How much Milk am I going to need to get pic related results on a Dragon?
Would you introduce your daughteru to video games anons?
>>13359277Let's hope so.
>>13359275Here you go and have a nice day.>>13359281Gallon
>>13359281>You'll never have a lewd chubby Oni Onee-sanFuck.
>>13359281>fattie enabler
>>13359277No you.
>>13359284If she was interested, sure.
>>13359284Probably, although I'm more of a pen and paper guy now a days
>>13359291YES, I'm gonna have some fun tonight.
>>13359301Have fun, although I hope your wife has approved it
>>13359292Would you care for her after she's tipsy from a night of partying and suddenly drags you onto her bed? Would you be a good otouto and let it happen, and let your hips move on their own, holding onto her thick thighs for support?
>>13359297>>13359298Would you shit talk her if she was excited for games like BF3?God I'm so mad I wish I had a Cat Sith speed ball
>>13359270That sounds like a very interesting concept, actually.
>>13359313I can't, her mom would probably beat me up if I did
>>13359318What a pussy.
>>13359298Ha! Nerd!
>>13359313Nah man. Although I'd be surprised that wouldn't be repulsed by the idea of playing a game where you hurt other humans.
>>13359313I would tell her why it's wrong to even DREAM of looking forward to that game.I may just depression feed the beanbag chair over what they've done to it.It deserved better than that.
>>13359310Yes.
>>13359231But there's no winter where I live.>There are captchas of road signs nowwhat the fuck
>>13359330I won't disagree
>>13359332>No Galactic Conquest>4 planets>20 vs 20 games only>DLC out the ass>No Clone WarsI want to hold a loli Grizzly and let her comfort me.
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
>>13358504>panel 4Aphromoo?
>>13359307Hey, she didn't ask for my consent when she kidnapped me, I don't need consent when I make her into a big chubby Dragon that jiggles everywhere and has a belly and thick thick thighs.If she asks how it'd happen though I'd blame the Wizards.
>>13359284Eh, I stopped playing videogames time ago. I'm outdated.
>>13359343I'd rather do a little bump and grind with her, if you catch my drift.
>>13359337That sounds miserable
>>13359343>You will never come across a Holst and Apsara who are arguing whose milk is better>They will never open up their shirts and demand you taste and tell them whose milk you like more
>>13359340You forgot>No space combat
>>13359347Your funeral sir
>>13359340>I want to hold a loli Grizzly and let her comfort me.We are men of similar tastes, look forward to tomorrow.
>>13359358You also forgot that Vehicles are now killstreaks and the ATAT can be killed by holding down a button, and that it's on rails.People are fucking eating this shit up too
>>13359361Hey, I'm her husband, what's she gonna do? Rape me? Too late for her now.
>>13359284I'd hook her up with Devil May Cry and Castlevania just so she could understand my suffering.
>>13359347>She confronts a wizard>He plays along and takes the blame like a bro>Then he curses her to salted pork system obeseness>wizardsnosenseofrightorwrong.jpg
>>13359340Weren't certain things from the EU deemed non-canon by Abrams?If so, I'm worried for HK-47 and Kyle Katarn.
>>13359366I was about to say all that too. It's no longer Battlefront. All the charm is basically removed. It's just a reskin of BF which, yeah Battlefront sort of was in a sense, but not to this degreeYou can't even call it BF3. It's more of a fan-made creationI wish my PS2 didn't blow up. I have a craving to replay BF 1&2
>>13359368She'll rape you with those extra pounds pounding on your pelvis.
>>13359378Everything except the movies are non-canon thanks to Disney.
>>13359315I might write a story around that. We need more consensual tf stories.
>>13359366Aaaaaaand here comes the stroke.>>13359365Loli grizzlys are great>>13359368Very well sir, I wish your pelvis luck just like the guy who tried it on a hellhound and the other who did it to a baphomet
>>13359380Either buy it on PC or pirate it anon.I played the shit out of BF1 on the PS2
>>13359347>pinning the blame on a guy with all the time n the world and nothing to do but be a dick to youI slow clap at your stupidity.
>>13359366>Vehicles are now killstreaksWait....they're not going to get rid of Engie's ability to hack into vehicles are they?
>>13359372>>13359394OK fine then, I won't blame the Wizard. They're still dicks though.>>13359382>>13359387I'm sure she'll get out of breath after the first few thrusts, then we'll engage in slow sensual lovemaking in the hugging cowgirl position while sharing long passionate kisses and holding each others hands/claws Bitches love that.
>>13359395No classes anon.
>>13359395No more classes anon.
>>13359391If my PC wasn't a hunk of junk I'd do just thatBF 1&2 were probably the only games I played the most on my PS2>>13359395They took out the class system
>>13359398>>13359400>>13359404Then what is even the point of anything?I'll just go bury myself in pictures of big boobed and big butt monster girls to soothe my crushing disappointment.
I want to pick up a petite Monstergirl and give her a big warm hug!
>>13359407They also made Han's pistol and emotes DLC.
>>13359411You're a good man >>13359372Still would tap it.
>>13359407Don't forget the ones responsible for raping everything you love
Part 3 of my story is done! This time it's time for fun with a Shirohebi.Part 1 - http://pastebin.com/UcK9cxmy (Loli Doll sex)Part 2 - http://pastebin.com/vJFSkuBD (Loli Doll backstory)Part 3 - http://pastebin.com/70JqGKd4 (Shirohebi sex)enjoy!
>>13359407They basically butchered it in its entirety and took out everything that made both the BFs good and fun. it's not even BF anymore. It just has the title but that's itI swear to god if they take out the bots
“Congratulations on entering the exchange program.” The well dressed Alp standing in front of you grins from ear to ear as she hands you the contract, you don't remember entering any bloody exchange program but the paperwork all checks out and worse still, it's all legally binding. Luckily you're told that that you have a few options so you're not at the compete mercy of that Alp that looks way too good in a suit.1. Desert region Oni. According to her profile she's 7”4, moderately built and has skin that can be compared to that of a Pharaoh. It also states that by accepting her on the exchange program your home is eligible for a free expansion to make room for her personal gym. During her time with you she is looking to experience the local culture and you are expected to accompany her at all times while she explores the local area. Due to simple personality is is possible she may confuse such outings for a date, please be advised that in her culture men are expected to marry any monster that they sleep with, willing or not so please be careful to make the line clear if you are not prepared to take responsibility.2. Eastern Gazer. Her profile picture shows her as a short girl with messy hair, a loose fitted sweater and a pair of joggers, it also appears she's avoiding looking directly into the camera. The profile notes that she is taking part in the program not to explore but to make a friend during her time and is hoping her host is a suitable person as she does not like going outside too much. English is not her native language although she has taken great efforts to learn it and can communicate well enough although she may still have troubles with her Rs and Ls. Due to her hobbies, her understanding of friendship may be a bit warped and it is expected that she may act lewdly to try and foster friendship.[continued]
>>13359419You know what? I would gladly give the Cait Sith treatment to the tanukis who did this.
>>13359404>That moment in BF2's campaign where the narrator says none of the clone trooper's could look at their Jedi Commander's eyes as she's praising them.Chills.
>>133594233. Northern Vampire. The picture provided is of a pale, black haired girl of average height in an expensive dress. Having never left her snowy homeland she is looking for a long vacation. On accepting to host her, your windows will be refitted to be vampire friendly and you will be provided with weekly rations of blood free of charge to take care of her dietary needs. As her host you are expected to work as her butler at night and as such are required to change your sleep pattern to match hers. High requirements aside she is known to pamper those close to her and her Kikimora maids in her homeland speak very highly of her treatment. The only point of concern is that she likes to keep those she grows fond of around as long as possible as evidenced by the vamparism of her head maid, sleeping with a crucifix is recommended unless the host prefers such an outcome.All stays have a set length of 3 years, after which it can be extended or made into a permanent arrangement depending on the satisfaction of both parties. It is also possible for the host to be relocated to the girl's homeland in the event of an extension should he desire it.First brothels now ripping off EMG, I need to keep my daydreaming in check.
>>13359396No, you're a dick!ZAP!The wizard curses you with amplified cock stink. Unmarried monstergirls who get a whiff of your scent gravitate towards you, NTR'ing your wife at every turn. They will not give up, no matter how many times they are beat back, your waifu killing them will merely quickly get her sent to a max security prison. No, putting on a hazmat suit or the like will not keep the smell form getting out.Enjoy.
>>13359422Only in coop Battlefield 3 like missions anon, they won't be online.So no bots confirmed.
>>13359416Anon please stop.>>13359422Hoth is going to be so crap compared to 2s.
>>13359411I would hug the shit out of a petite Cockatrice. Preferably surprise hugs from behind.
>>13359427That campaign man, loved it.That and hunt on naboo
>>13359427The clones really had it rough. It's especially saddening when you realise that they all had personalitiesBF2 had a beautiful campaign
>>13359423Gazer for me.
>>13359423>>13359429I'll take the secret box, AKA that well dressed Alp please. I'm a sucker for a business woman.
>>13359423>>13359429Vampire Vampire Vampire Vampire
>>13359433Did I mention how you can kill the ATST with small arms fire?Also how ATATs are killed by laser designator?
>>13359429>>13359423No thanks.
>>13359423I'll try the gazer.
>>13359423>>13359429Honestly none of them seem appealing. Can't I go to an MGs house?
>>13359433Hoth was so much fun in BF2 holy shit. The AT-ATs, the snowspeeders, hell, even when you could play as god damn Wampa's. And how tough as nails AT-ATs wereAnd how no matter what the Empire always won because >Rebels
>>13359443If you excuse me I am going to go dive into a kitsune's tails and not come out.
>>13359423I'll take the Alp.
>>13359423>>13359429I'll take the Gazer. I'm a lazy shit that doesn't like to go outside, and things would get lewd eventually anyways. The only problem is getting used to the black slime she sweats.
>>13359429>>13359423Vampire. My sleep schedule's already messed up as is. Be easy to match hers
>>13359451Oh, and no instant action, only 8 maps, Day 1 DLC before gameplay was announced too.
>>13359429VampireI might or might not get together with a Kiki instead. Also by vamparism on her head maid you mean made her a thrall? If so, that's kind of awfull.>>13359430And then it turned out that anon had a Bicorn as waifu, and all was well. The end.What im trying to say here is: Get out with your NTR shit.I agree that you shouldn't piss off wizards though.
>>13359438WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETSFOR THE REH-PUH-BUH-LEEKGREAT SHOOTING TROOPERSUPERBATTLEDROIDS TAKETHEMDOWNBULLSEYE
>>13359457I'M NEVER COMING OUT!
>>13359457I hate the concept of Day 1 DLC so much. Just put it in the blasted thing or don'tAnd the D1 DLC is just the new planet whose name escapes me. The new desert planet that isn't Tatooine
>>13359443I am going beyond Cait Sith levels for the tanuki that did this. Forget beanbag chair, she's gonna be a bed when I'm done.Maybe it's good we will never see republic commando 2
>You will never assist Hogtats Shcool of Witchcraft and Wizardy.>You will never take class alongside several human students along with several magically oriented monster girls.>You will never be taught by a selection of sometimes sexy but always quirky and unique professors in everything magical that there is to know.>You will never cheer on your school's teams of Weineitch, an sport invented by a wizard that fuses flying broomsticks, soccer and rape.>You will never meet your waifu in there and have crazy adventures with her and your close group of friends all around the castle and the surrounding valley.Fuck reality.
>>13359464Heroes will probably be DLC characters, Clone Wars too.Did I mention how people are eating this shit up?
>>13359461>get out with your NTR shitYou brought it on yourself. Also, cry more.
>>13359454Just lick it off her. I'm sure it tastes like licorice or something.
>>13359474Can't hear you, I'm deep in the tails and feeling up her bubble butt.
>>13359462AN ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUT COMMAND POST!Oh god, i can hear it all clear as day
>>13359468As much as I love RC, it's for the bestespecially is this is what they make of BF
>>13359480The rebels have dropped the flag.A pity.
>>13359479I'll leave you with this then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WeX41WfOsY
>>13359478Well, it's worth a try. I'm sure she'd like it too.
>>13359480Force Choke and Force Lightning at the same fucking time.
>>13359446>Can't I go to an MGs house?I started thinking of that half way through, a reverse exchange program could be pretty fun.>>13359461>Also by vamparism on her head maid you mean made her a thrall? If so, that's kind of awfull.Full on vampire Kikimora with all the perks and penalties. The vampire is light-yan and doesn't like outliving people she likes.
Did anyone else see that Silberschreitener pulled an Alp?http://pastebin.com/u/Silberschreitener>I'm retiring the story completelyDammit Silberschreitener, you make your story available again right now.
>>13359491Literally who.
>>13359486God the imperial commander was so smug
>>13359421Aw shit nigga you're back! White snake needs more love around here.
>>13359438Actually, they were all semi-mindcontrolled. Sure, they did have their personalities and all, but they were always suppressing them. They would always prioritize orders over emotions and friends wthout questioning even once.Only Clones of higher ranks, such as Clone Commandos, actually had free will and thinking.Remember when Sev got his shit fucked in Republic Commando and the rest of the Commandos chose to go save him YOU DIDN'T SAVE HIM instead of getting the fuck out like they were ordered to? They actually chose not to follow orders that time. Did you notice how only high-ranked Clones chose to join the Rebellion? They chose to join them instead of following order 66.Normal clones didn't, because they couldn't disobey orders.>>13359480DROIDEKAS
>>13359490Neat, i'll give her a chance. Hopefully she enjoys some fun aside from all formal things.
>>13359491That sucks. He was under the radar but a decent writefag all the same. Hopefully he'll come back at some point.
>>13359495Empire was the best, you aren't rebel scum right?
>>13359487These tails are my home now.>>13359490Write it I'd love to see it.>>13359495And that's why he was perfect for the role.
>>13359497Yeah, I'm back. Hope you like it!
>>13359495>We're going to do this mission by the book.
>>13359503At least our assault rifles aren't shit-tier!
>>13359494A writefaggot who rarely updated. He seemed to be decent at what he did but posted new parts at a glacial speed. I think he only got three chapters done since our move here.
>>13359423>>13359429I want that Alp and I want her now.
>>13359510That was plot armor.
>>13359271My biggest complaint about this guy, is how he almost never draws tails of any kind.It's...unfortunate.
>>13359503>>13359504>>13359506Empire was the best faction to play other from the clones and droids. No one gives a damn about Rebel scum and their aliens>>13359510You talking shit about the Shock trooper's electro static lightning gun?
>>13359495>>13359504>>13359506I like it when he starts getting mad when the Empire is losing.>"Another command post is now under rebel control. TAKE IT BACK!"
>>13359491well shit. I had that in my to-read list.
>>13359516Rebels have X-wings.That's all I need to play as Rebels.
>>13359472>Apophis Potions teacher.>Lich Necromancy teacher>Ignis Pyromancy teacher>Troll Herbology teacher>Kikimora Broom-riding teacherSign me up now.
>>13359491His reasoning is fairly sound. I sometimes feel like removing and updating my older or bad stuff too.
>>13359524How did you take the fact that X-Wings won't be playable in BF3?
>>13359524Empire has TIE fighters, interceptors, bombers, AT everything, Star Destroyers, and the Death StarWhat do you have? Teddy bears? Fish faces? Based Lando
>>13359519And if you do lose, he shit talks you
>>13359529Never heard of him but his reasoning was solid and he wasn't being a whiny bitch about it. I've never posted anything I've attempted to write but I can fully sympathise with him based on my own frustrations.
>>13359531Badly. Especially since they're in the new movie and that makes it even more bullshit.>>13359535X-wings>all. You get an R2 unit with them.
>>13359528>Kikimora Broom-riding teacherStep it up, onii-chan
>>13359541>R2 units>GoodA shame you need a droid to help you with your exploits. Only a Rebel would lack basic piloting skills to have to rely on a droid to be their co pilot
>>13359541What about vehicles being killstreaks?
>>13359423>>13359429>>13359440>>13359453>>13359512Surely the Secret Box will be delivered, right? Right?
>>13359547R2 units are adorable.>>13359548See above, I'm the man in the tails.
>>13359544That Witch has pretty wide hips.
>>13359551Are the tails ready for your crying?Will they comfort you?
>>13359541>X-Wing>Not superior Y-WingSuch awful taste, I bet you'd unironically do a Cait sith
>>13359552All the better for breeding.
>>13359554I hope they will.If not some comfort sex might.>>13359556Now lets not throw around insults we can't take back.
>>13359461>BicornHis waifu was a dragon.
>>13359556Exactly. Of all the ships he chooses the X-WingI mean, come on, an A-Wing is better
>>13359544I have something better she can ride.
>>13359541>>13359556>>13359562B-Wing for life. All others are pleb hipsters.
>>13359568Enjoy your squadron of two because you are so expensive
>>13359310More of this.
>>13359568Enjoy flying an expensive as a Dragon's stolen hoard ship that if you manage to destroy but survive everyone will hate you across the galaxyAnd enjoy having a tiny squad since they're so expensive
>>13359576Not to mention over-engineered.
>>13359472>>13359528>No crazy wizard Headmaster with a strange liking for frog-girls covered in chocolate.>No half-giantess gamekeeper and teacher of Care of Magical Creatures who despite being as gentle as a holstaur is friends with the the most horrifying of rape machines hidden inside the castle and the surrounding forest.>No human/nekomata/cait-sith/cat transfiguration teacher to make your no-no parts feel all kinds of unconformable.>You will never be teached herbology by a wizened alraune how to handle a mandragora girl without getting raped.>No boring magical history class imparted by a Dormmouse professor who gets herself and the entire class asleep every-time.>No strangely magically gifted hobogoblin to teach charms and have her chest get in the way, covering her whole face when she stands at the podium.>No dutiful kikimora teacher obsessed with order to teach you how to handle a magical broom.>No moody and harsh Apophis Potion teacher who seems evil at first but is secretly a good person.
>>13359576>>13359582>EnjoyThank you. I believe I will.
>>13359544Na, the Witch will be a smug Slytherin-in' student who's supposed to be a prodigy at broom riding, then I accidentally show her up and she takes it personally and becomes my rival.
>>13359584It doesn't even look like a B. It blatantly lies to you as wellIt's an overall terrible ship that's over-engineered and way too expensive. It's the Gelgoog of the SWU
>>13359556What about the Buick? I don't recall any of your fancy shmancy Alphabet Soup Fighters having bobble heads in them.
>>13359593I personally would find it difficult to be the rival of a girl who just loves the feel of a hard pole between her legs.
>>13359594Oh you best not be talking smack about the gelgoog.I bet you want to fly a ball
>>13359594>Gelgoog of the SWUWasn't the Gelgoog stronger than the RX-78 by time it was rolled out? Although that was around the end of the One Year War.
>>13359568Enjoy the equivalent of the Porche Tiger.
>>13359589>No crazy wizard Headmaster with a strange liking for frog-girls covered in chocolate.>"Y-You want to what? Kero Kero?!">"Take the cauldron of melted chocolate and pour it over your naked, supple body.">"B-But!">"IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE D AGAIN!"
>>13359606But it was expensive as a Tanuki's stolen bank, thus making mass production almost impossible>>13359603>He likes the GelgoogNext you're going to tell me that the Qubeley or the Gaplant aren't the best Neo Zeon suits Other from the Sinanju
>>13359614But it gets the D anyway.
>>13359611>>13359594>>13359584>>13359582>>13359576>All this hateWhy can't you all be happy for those more privileged than you? You'll never get out of your cardboard boxes with attitudes like that.
>>13359601>I-It's not like I want you to fly your broom into my golden snitch>"I don't think it actually works like th-">Just shut up and do me already!
>>13359620Because Rebels are scum. Plain and simple
>>13359614I laughed.
>>13359619And the Headmaster molests yet another Frog Girl student.
>>13359616>Neo Zeon suitsRe-Zeon has AOZ mechs modified into cool-ass construction robots, checkmate.http://i.imgur.com/M4rmX18.jpg
>>13359429>>13359423Vampire all the fucking way man.
>>13359622>tsundereDropped harder than the nuts of a guy on manticore venom.
>>13359616Neither of those are Zaku 3sPlease go.
>>13359620Oh just because you found a nice dragon to be your sugarmommy doesn't mean you can spit on us.
>>13359614Wouldn't that burn like shit?
/m/anchildren please leave
>>13359640Well of course not. we're talking about Neo Zeon here, not ZeonEither way, all the Zeon suits are better than all the Feddie suits, other from the Gundam'sLook into your heart, you know it to be true
>>13359637>Not wanting to hate fuck your rival until she's dere dereCome on man>>13359620At least my box has a role to fill
>>13359627>>13359619They could had moved to Druella's Academy of Magic or the Order's Institute if they didn't like it.
>>13359528>Apophis Potions Teacher>Lich Necromancy TeacherSign me up. "~I've got it bad, sooooo bad! I'm hot for teacher~">PyromancyI want to take that class just because.
>>13359622Fucking Draca Mouth-full. Her and her Cancer and Gargoyle thugs.
>>13359652I don't care if he's a wight with D breasts and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. If she's tsun, she's shit.
>>13359648>/m/anchildrenThat's a really redundant nickname when you compare them to the rest of the site.
>>13359601For you.
>>13359487Is this of the old BF, or the new one?Because if this is what we could have had then I'm probably never going to buy EA's garbage butchery of my most loved franchise.
>TFW look at /mgg/>TFW play the OST of Death Parade>Moonlit Night>TFW no Wight waifu>Sadness; Then Depression
>>13359649Zaku 3 is neo zeonZaku 2 is zeonI only agree except for the Nemo 3s, they are pretty nice
>>13359669That's the canceled BF3 from '07-'08
>>13359669It's what could have been.Cancelled in 2008
>>13359669It's the old one. Other from the "In-Game footage" trailer we got, there's been jack nothing for gameplay
>>13359656>First day of Pyromancy class.>Everyone shuffles in and finds a desk.>All the lights go off.>A flame erupts at the front of the classroom.>Spectacular pyrotechnics go off and your Ignis teacher struts in wearing an obscene outfit and a pair of shades.>"ARE YOU ALL FIRED UP?!" She yells.>You groan and slam your head on your desk.
>>13359662>a wight with D breasts and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.If she looked like that I don't care how tsun she is.
>>13359662Tsun is the hard, crunchy exterior to the delicious noughty center that is dere. It serves to contain the greatest taste of all.I bet you wouldn't tease her till she admitted her love.Come on, show her how well you speak "parceltoungue"
>>13359667This does not expand dong, and I liked the Dipocephalus girl from SOTN.
>>13359673Yeah. i'll admit that the Nemo's were pretty neat, even though they were fodder
>>13359677>>13359676>>13359674Fuck EA.Fuck those Jews to the bottom of the 9 hells.
>>13359688That's because that's a Horror from GARO.Barely any monster waifus there.
>>13359693This is what the put out recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWLns7-xN8
>>13359423It's been an hour, aren't you going to deliver the alp's secret box description?P-Please I just want to tenderly love her after she's had a long day at the office and nibble and blow into her ears and give her under-the-desk cunnilingus to ease her stress.
>>13359423Gazer. I want to befriend the hell out of her.And then, y'know, marry her.
>>13359681>liking cunts>>13359685So you're saying tsuns are good once they're not tsun.
>>13359697>BF3 will only be about the Galactic Civil War>That means no Clones>No droids>No FOR THE REPUBLIC>No Roger Roger's>No AT-TEs>AND NO FUCKING DARTH MAUL
>>13359697If the in game graphics are as good as that which they won't be then I might buy it.Though I hated all the battlefield games after Battlefield Bad Company 2, even 3 was terrible, so I have no high hopes for this battlefront game.Which has been described as a "Themed Battlefield Game".
>>13359678How obscene?
>>13359700I like breasts and ass.And maybe her personality is not so bad.
>>13359706This is no way what the actual game will look like.Look closely and you'll see either the AT-ST or tha AT-AT clipping.
>>13359700Yes, but they are great while Tsun because you can screw with them
>>13359711Picture a kind of superhero outfit for an Ignis, that's very tight, skimpy and lewd.This is your teacher for this year.
If an Anon dies and a Will-o-wisp/Lich/Ghost/etc takes his soul while a zombie/ghoul/wight/etc fucks his corpse with the intention of reviving him with demonic energy as an undead incubus, will he become two husbands for the price of one?
>>13359720>Fire Elemental in a tight spandex leotard>Flames making the material seem to glisten and shine at all times, calling attention to her every curveThis is good.
So Anons, how many of you have heard of Yandere Simulator?yanderedev.wordpress.com/about/
>>13359720Something like Cammy perhaps?
>>13359696Cursed Armor Octavia could kinda count?
>>13359726It's nice, but until mods come round it's not Monster Girl related. Neither is SWBF3 either.I mean, I guess the sluts who try to steal Senpai are Monsters, but in a different sense.
>>13359726Yes and every time he pronounces yandere as 'yandairy' I cringe.
>>13359734Isn't that how you pronounce all of them?
>>13359423Eastern Gazer please
>>13359726Yeah, guy is a faggot and his game is shit.
>>13359722No, but you get two waifus for the price of a chair and a rope.
>>13359735>>13359734Amerifats can't into soft Rs.
>>13359722>a dudes body is "revived" without any memory of his past >he also has a nice set of white hair>his spirit gets to tap dat ghost ass in the meantime>>13359731Eh, the Majuu armor gives her some funky abilities, but isn't isn't built to allow dickings.Watchdogs on the other hand have a Horror form, although that wasn't shown in the anime.
>>13359528Where's my Alp Transmutation Teacher?
>>13359742So it's Yandaily or something?
>>13359745God that scene was unbearably lewd.And her voice, holy shit.Why is it that Japanese chicks in porn always do that pained crying thing? It's not like they're incapable of actual moans, obviously.
>>13359726I love yanderes, but I'm indifferent to this game.
>>13359589>>13359528>>13359472How about your best friend's ultra-cool onee-sans, an Anubis with her mummy assistants, and a werewolf who hangs out with Dragons?
>>13359747Oh my god shut the fuck up already.
>>13359742Uh wut. I can say it fine. Im even from a hick state. Not to mention, do we even know his nationality?
>>13359750>Japanese chicks in pornThey sound like banshees to me.
>>13359750I absolutely hate that shit. Especially when they're taking 4 inch noodle thin dicks.
>>13359747Pretending to be the shrub in your bedroom
>>13359757Hey, don't bully the Alp Lovers. There's like, 3 here. They deserve just as much respect for their waifu lover as the rest of us do.
>>13359760> Paying attention to the dickWe found the Alp everyone.
>>13359766Fuck off.
>>13359760>spoilerI always thought that was just a silly stereotype.Then I started watching Japanese porn. Muted of course.Not only are the dicks pathetic, the male porn stars are terrible at sex. I mean holy shit they're bad. This must be why Japs are always worried about foreigners coming in and stealing their women.
>>13359771I bet you like futa and yuri.
>>13359745>>13359750>Can't reverse image search because can't read moonrunes.>Searching for Majuu gives me pic related.O-Ok... Not what I was looking for...
>>13359777>This must be why Japs are always worried about foreigners coming in and stealing their women.I still want to see all the Jap women getting stolen from their men by White Piggus when that sex theme park opens up in the future.
>>13359777Are they? I thought they were too busy building robots and curing cancer?
>>13359783Garo - Honoo no Kokuin/The AnimationThe second half of the series features the MC getting healed by a qt farm girl.
>>13359783Oh boy.>>13359784See you there.
>>13359785Pfft, no.
>>13359784They'll just ban foreigners.
>>13359777Would make sense why they have such an obsession with ntr.
>>13359783Watch Garo the animationDo it now
>>13359790>See you there.Faceless American meetup when?>>13359793They'll probably ban Chinese and Koreans, I doubt they would exclude westerners.
>>13359791>japs don't care about freedomNUKE THEM AGAIN!
>>13359784Sex theme park? I seem to have missed something important.
>>13359785They want robots so they can build women programmed to love their tiny dicks and awkward thrusting.
>>13359793You mean they haven't already?>>13359799>They'll probably ban Chinese and Koreans, I doubt they would exclude westerners.It's like you don't know how incredibly racist they are.
>>13359793>>13359799>ban westenersThey can't ignore our girth.
>>13359801This is an odd characterization of MacArthur considering he ran their country for what, 3 years? And basically wrote their constitution. If he hated them they would be a lot worse off than they are now.
>>13359808>don't knowI'm well aware of how racist the Japanese are, but I don't think they could afford banning all westerners.Besides, most of their wrath is directed at other Asians, they might hate the west as well, but it's to a lesser degree.
>>13359805They should give tech to pygmy tribes in exchange fro their daughters.
>>13359814At least they made him a cow, and not a pig.
>>13359808>incredibly racistMost Asian countries are. In fact, most countries in general are pretty racist. It's only in the west that you aren't allowed to be.
>>13359783Oh yeah, and Honoo no Kokuins soundtrack is composed by the guy that did NieR's, Drakengard 3's, and Yuki Yuuna's soundtracks.
>>13359821B-But Tumblr told me all PoC nations were lands of peace, and only white people hated and killed each other! And that America was nothing but evil racist white conservatives and that Europe needs more immigrants to save it!
>>13359819MacArthur was pretty cool though. He wanted to nuke the chinks. Shouldn't the japs love him?I'm still mad about that faggot Truman firing him.
>>13359814Kublai Khan ran China for 15 years, and it's not like they see him with any affection.It is not easy to love your conquerors, anon. I'm still salty about William the Bastard
Oh great, I summoned /pol/ and /k/.
>>13359826>Tumblr>Teenage brats who know nothing of the real world>Having any valid opinions on how things should be doneI still don't know if I should laugh or die inside when I hear people talking about feminism or Tumblr in RL.>>13359831>SummonedCross board thread, we're always here.
>>13359815>>13359821A lot of Japanese artists try to make their doujins and merchandise impossibly hard to acquire by non japs. For real.
Big strong monster girls are best
>>13359826I would be amused if this wasn't so true. I'm just sad instead.Really though, anyone who does any serious traveling for anything other than tourism knows how racist non-western countries tend to be. They don't have SJWs force-feeding racial guilt into them from birth.
>>13359834Fine, I stirred up /pol/ and /k/.
>>13359836I'm well aware, and it's also something that has lessened over time.Not that it matters, we get most of the good stuff here eventually, it's what scanlations are for after all.
>>13359839I want to make her soft
>>13359790Is this /jp/?
>>13359821>It's only in the west that you aren't allowed to be.Are you implying this is a bad thing?
>>13359839She actually looks pretty nice. Would be otouto.
>>13359839I agree, it makes the domination all the sweeter.
>>13359850This thread has never been /jp/, it's /a/ with splashes of other board cultures thrown in over time.
>>13359839Superstrength is hot.
>>13359857>dominationWho's?
>>13359850That's cheesy.
>>13359859>Those toned muscles>That maintained feminine formWould have a relationship with/10
>>13359852YesPeople are too sensitive
>>13359860Hers.
>>13359849A thin layer of baby fat is fine but I can't be havin with pudgy girls
>>13359850>>13359790Furfaggot pls.
>>13359857I prefer not bringing dominance into romance but to each their own.
>>13359859You are my nigga.
>>13359850>furry>>13359871>That nose>Those lipsNo, thanks.
>>13359871Oh look, Tumblr trash.
>>13359852Everyone is racist, it's human nature. We just aren't allowed to talk about it calmly and rationally, which causes more problems than it solves.
>>13359859Would take responsibility of
>>13359867>>13359888I really don't want to start a retarded /pol/-like discussion so I'm just gonna say I'm not racist.
>>13359880>>13359885Sorry, didn't look at the image closely enough before posting.
>>13359873Wasn't talking about romance but okay.
>>13359897>I'm not racist
>>13359897>I'm not racist.>On 4chan
>>13359897>Not being racist
>>13359907>>13359910hoo boy the shitposters are here
>"Are you my daddy?"
>>13359899But sex without romance is like a hotdog without a bun
>>13359897>I'm not racistHeh.
>>13359921Hey Help Desk?We've got a lost kid over here.
>>13359897I think you're lying to yourself, but I agree this isn't relevant so I'll leave it at that.
>>13359907>>13359910>>13359914>>13359919I can understand why you'd mistake this place for /b/ but this is actually a monster girl thread.>>13359866Can your body handle that?
>>13359814I uh... think that's supposed to be William Halsey.But have a MacArthur anyway.
>>13359789;_;
>>13359544Until now I never realized how cute Witches are.
>Talk about Star Wars Battlefront 3 for hours>No one complains>People start talking about other countries for just a few posts>"I'M NOT RACIST BUT I THINK /pol/ AND /k/ NEED TO LEAVE"Gee, who could be behind this?
>>13359924>>13359929just because you're shitty people doesn't mean everyone else isit's like this place is full of cynical teenagers>>13359934great memes broham
>>13359801Seriously, what does this artist have against tails?
>>13359921No. Do you want me to be?
>>13359915>shitpostersOh please, don't act like the second your daughter says how much she likes Tyrone of Pablo you won't dick her yourself. It's one thing not to act in a bigoted manner towards other because of their race or creed, it's another to say these factors don't influence how you view or approach them. Complete bullshit.
>tfw Holsts and Minotaurus girls are pros at traversing through labyrinths and hedge mazes>Like it was built into their genetic code>When in actuality, it's mostly because they follow the rule of always turning right at intersections and dead ends
>>13359930>/b/I know a place where you can find some like minded people friendo, so don't worry.>>>/tumblr/
>>13359921Uh...no?
>>13359945Do you think she'd be able to navigate it faster if there were a reward at the end? Like a dicking or milking? Or would she just run straight through the walls?
>>13359940It'd probably be good for her to care for an African American, they are by nature tougher, stronger, and can care for her needs better. But, can't say this around her, the stormfront might go in defense mode.
>>13359921"no, how the fuck did you get in my house?"
>>13359931That's not even a monstergirl.Don't get too froggy rule 63 kun.
>>13359937>shitty people>Is posting in an escapism thread on the shittiest board on 4chan aside from s4s>Thinks he's not a shitty person himselfI sincerely hope you're baiting, otherwise this is just too pathetic.
>>13359940>>13359963stop projecting m80syou gotta stop pulling the "other people are doing it too!" excuse
>>13359955You're fucking with me aren't you?
>>13359937It isn't about being a good person. Humans are biologically programmed to be racist. Everybody is to some degree.What separates normal people from assholes is whether you blindly follow those urges and act on them, or recognize unfair thoughts and motivations for what they are and overrule them with logic and reason.
>>13359955>This guy
/v/, /m/, /pol/, /k/, /b/This thread is a fucking slut, sleeping around like a whore. Tell me: HOW MANY CAN WE FIT?
>>13359921I can be your daddy if you want little one. You goin get adopted.
>>13359981You forgot /lgbt/ and their alps.
>>13359968>m80snice meme
>>13359975>Humans are biologically programmed to be racist. Everybody is to some degree.[citation needed]>>13359981fucking nuke this placemaybe we'd talk more about monstergirls on /d/, though that'd mean seeing futa and other crap/e/ sounds like a better choice
>>13359981/tg/, /x/, and occasional /wg/ user here.
>>13359961Are you happy now?
>>13359981You forgot /a/ and /jp/Those still count since we have a lot of content from them here.
>>13359968>other peopleTry the whole damn species. Is it racists to deny a job to someone because they're black? Yes. Is it racist to lock your car doors and windows in a bad neighborhood of black people? No, that's just bring smart.This is coming from a black guy by the way.
>>13359932aAt least Ema will return at some point during the second season.
>>13359992I remember the last time this picture was posted people were talking about how stupid looking and useless most armor and uniform designs are in art.
>>13359973>>13359976Found Stormfront. What does your mother think of your bigotry?
>>13359997There's going to be a second season?
>>13359992Is the one with the cross supposed to be anyone in particular?
>>13359996>This is coming from a black guy by the way.Totally believable.Holy shit I want /pol/ to leave.>>13359955>>13360001Great we got trolls from both sides now.
>>13359954Yes.She'd play fair, though, but she'd race through that labyrinth faster than any mapmaker could.
>>13360004Read the filename you twat.
>>13359996*being smart, and safe
>>13359990/tg/ is /mgg/ MKII anyway. Not too much of a difference. Hell /tg/ has active Minotaur, Arachne, and two Lamia quests at the moment. We had a Succubutt one a little while ago too
>>13359981>Not mentioning /a/
>>13360002Yep, we might here more about it after Goldstorm airs.
>>13360010You spoilered it so I didn't think to do right away you rancid cunt.
>>13360016Too bad they're all shit. Hell the Minotaur one is just HUEG quest with the occasional meek elf rape.
>>13360024>spoileredNot him and Git Gud.
>>13360001>stormfrontKind of hard for me since I'm the wrong skin color but okay.
Don't respond to trolls - If some guy posted something really stupid and provocative that made you angry and you want to kill him, don't respond to him. Don't even bother to tell him off while using sage; it's most likely a troll that just wants some replies. In /jp/, troll threads tend to be really easy to spot, so there's really no excuse for this. If too many people get baited, it will end up in a stupid 200 post long drama thread nobody wants to see in the first page.Trolling might be fun, but it's too easy to generate stupid, annoying drama too easily, especially when you overdo it. Try to avoid trolling unless you can make it really funny. More importantly, don't keep pressing when everyone is already annoyed of your shit, it's not clever at all. Please know when to stop.
>>13360029I thought all you Nazis were dead.
>>13360039This is now pasta.
>>13359988>[citation needed]No. I was giving an opinion and if you don't think it's reasonable after hearing it explained then I'll never convince you it is, citations or not. I just wanted to clarify my position.Really going to stop responding now, this isn't the place for this.
>>13360051Not complaining at all.
>>13360026eh can't speak for any but Spaghetti Snek, that's the only one I participate in. I enjoy that one since it's not all murder hobo all the time.
>>13360041>You have to be a Nazi to know World HistoryAmerican education system I take it?
>>13360039Arachnid pls.
>>13360039But it's SO delicious.
>>13360039>only 30 bucks to be tied and bittenFucking sold.
>>13360039Arachne pls, you don't have the confidence to act smug and belittling.You die inside whenever people act scared of you for christs sake.
>>13360057Don't you know? Uneducated goyim are good goyim.
>>13360057The jokeYour head
>>13360057My high school history teacher had a boner for Rommel.
>>13360072If there was a joke it was about as shitty as your knowledge of history.
>>13360083Good thing humor is subjective!
>>13360081We're all a little gay for Rommel. Admit it.
>>13360061>>13360061http://i.imgur.com/ub7dj1U.jpg>Lactating Yuki-Onna
>>13360083I was calling you a grammar Nazi you stupid fuck.
>>13360087That's a pretty accurate statement.
>>13360088>no white or blue skinNo.
>>13360088That's a special needs fairy, anon.
>>13360088>Soft serve from yuki tits>sweatingman.pngI don't even like yukis normally but this seems unbelievably decadent.
>>13360081As is normal.
>>13360093>Calling people Grammar Nazis>Anno Domini MMXVIt's like you're trying to sound retarded.
>>13360107Just drop it, dude.
>>13360088>http://i.imgur.com/ub7dj1U.jpgHappily.
>>13360087I'm not gay, but if it's Rommel then I could make an exception.
>>13360088ok
>>13360111>Not even the same guy>"J-Just drop it dude!"Yeah, you're probably either underage or retarded.
>>13360087Just a little bitJust the tip
>>13360116>>Not even the same guySame. I'm not that guy, simply stop shitting up the thread even more with your /v/ memes.
>>13360121>/v/ memes>/v/Nice boogeyman, got anymore you want to try and label me with?
>>13360087Fucking Hitler. He had so many good soldiers and generals and he fucked them all over with his /pol/ murderboner.
>>13360127Not him, and you're clearly a hothead.
>>13360132He and Ilias did nothing wrong, though their demographics weren't large enough.
>>13360127Learn what a boogeyman is, and if you can't even tell that's a /v/ meme, then jesus, man...
Pregnant FariesAuto correct, why was there a "Preggomancy" option?
>>13360138>>13360136>>13360121Do you retards even realize you're responding to an obvious troll?You're even more accountable for shitting up the thread than he is for responding to his bullshit.
>Cait Sith is still miles better than being stuck with Beelzebub or Matango and Roper
>>13360147Sometimes I feel like /jp/ has only one janitor and one mod left. Poor guys.
>>13360146There should always be a Preggomancy option.
>>13360146>PreggomancyLilim's newest dark art. Your computer's already infected with it's knowledge.
>>13360147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBoJJ0GZI8
>>13360154The fact that this is a true statement angers me.
Surely Monstergirls wouldn't pounce me while I'm taking a nap, right?
>>13360146>>13360158>Lilim using BLACK MAGIC to manipulate the semen out of your erect cock with hand motions>Turns the gossamer strands of milky white man grit into a malleable ball of cream>Grins as she takes a small stick and places it in the bottom, forming a semen lollipop>TFW she suckles on it as you're humping the air like a monkey in a rut
>>13359866I'd love to be with a girl who can rip off the top of a tank effortlessly AND survive.
>>13360158>>13360159>School of magic based around pregnancyI am frightened yet intrigued
>>13360183>That anatomyGood god.
ooga booga where da white bois at
>>13360183So how do you feel about Ushi Onis? Y-You know, for a friend.
>>13360169You'd pounce them, anon, it's only fair.Holy crap, every time I read this profile I'm still diamonds, it's so wrong but so right And I'm not even Nyan, you can tell by me not making it a competition
>>13360188Jacking off alone.
Just looked up the Blood Starved Beast. The DL was right, fuck that place.
>>13360187It's called perspective.
>>13360183>giantess>shit anatomyChrist.
>>13360087N... No...Yes.
>>13360205Pardon?
>>13360190>rape tank>as a platonic friendimpastabowl
>>13360208>>giantesswut?
>You will never be approached by a Muscle Monster girl who shows off her muscles>You'll never walk by her because she's way too cocky>She'll never get mad you're ignoring her.>You'll never keep walking along>She'll never try to force you to love her>You'll never use your 20th Dan Judo Skills and make her entire lower body fall to sleep just by grabbing her wrists.
>>13360183What do you mean AND survive?>>13360208That's not giantess retard.
>>13360197What do you think of the brown variant?
>>13360190I'm not into aggressive/hairy/fat girls.
>>13360184>basic spell is duplication>a few drops of your blood and she becomes pregnant with what's effectively a child of yours and hers>more blood means more per birth>can transfer pregnancies to other monsters or to human women>mamono mana from a demonic pregnancy can corrupt a woman to become a monsterTalk about weird pregnancy cravings.>Joe, my wife's craving the weirdest stuff, like ice cream and pickles>Yeah Tom? At least yours doesn't want semen in every dish.
>>13360219>JudoOr, y'know, just use her own weight to toss her around like a ragdoll everytime she tries to grab ya.Like actual judo.
>>13360222If a girl falls in love with me when I creep on her and rape her in her sleep, then like that improbable guy earlier in the thread, I ain't racist.
>>1336019010/10, would fight crime with.
>>13360154Suddenly ropers don't look so bad.
>>13360221>What do you mean AND survive?Chances are a girl with titanic strength would reduce me to a red pulp after sex.
>>13360233That's 1st-2nd Dan stuffWe're in 20th Dan.Where we can Judo bullets back at people and turn rivers Backwards
>>13360219When can we get some muscle girl based femdom?
>>13360190Ushi-Onis are really goddamn fucking cute, so yes, a friend Ushi-Oni would be kinda neat.
>>13359057Soo.. any source on this? I dont recognize the art style, and google reverse gives me nothing. Just want the uncensored version, really
>>13360249Never.
>>13360207>PerspectiveYeah, that fucked up abdomen and those ludicrously swollen thighs and hips sure are due to perspective.
>>13360212Last thread we were talking about Bloodborne, and how the DL might want to change the monsters there into cute girls, only to give up because they're too fucked up. Just look at this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtj19enwgSE
>>13360251http://i.imgur.com/pW65Qq2.jpgZombieNeko drew it IIRC.
>>13360260Why is ZN so fucking based?It sucks he's on a spirit journey with Mari and .less, but I'm honestly glad the dude's here.
>>13360255Actually, yeah.>>13360190Any monster girl who shares some of my interests and isn't evil, whether intentionally or unwillingly, can be my friend. The exterior means nothing, man.
>>13360259>Last thread we were talking about Bloodborne, and how the DL might want to change the monsters there into cute girls, only to give up because they're too fucked up. There goes my hope of a Nuckelavee monstergirl.
>>13360245Oh you mean you surviving. Well, it's like an elephant's trunk, they can cause serious damage with those suckers or they can pick up an egg. I'm sure she would learn how to have sex without splatting her partner.
>>13360247Shiryu is that you?
>>13360247>Not using the Judo Inversion Field.>Not standing there making puns as they panic, flail and float in place after trying to tackle you.Damn son, get on my level.
>>13360260This dude's really skilled. His faces are great.
>>13360264Especially when that one drawfag from /b/ exploded his tumblr for whatever reason.
>>13360245Great, thinking about that turned me the fuck on. Not the idea of dying, but the idea she's capable of turning a person into a gory mess by doing something as simple as fucking.
>>13360247>Judo bullets back at people and turn rivers Backwardsbitch please, 50th Dan can shift the currents of the oceans, and even change the magnetic flow of the Earth.>>13360279He exploded his Tumblr because he went on a rant in the thread and people didn't take very kindly to him acting like an ass so they told him to fuck off.
>>13360291>he went on a rant in the threadWhen was this? I don't think I was here for that.
>>13360291>>13360247What's it like living in a battle shounen manga?
>>13360295It was a few threads back, people were talking about the new drawfags and he got called an asshole because of his attitude and how he introduced himself to the community.He didn't take kindly to that and responded a few hours later telling the guy to fuck off, and blaming the thread for harassing him.Best part was that this was the first time anyone had even mentioned him in a month or so since he came in.>>13360302Pretty scary man, you know the Great Red Spot?That's my 100th Dan master fighting his rival, scary shit.
>>13360260ZombieNeko, hadn't heard of that guy. Thanks.
>>13360310>That's my 100th Dan master fighting his rival, scary shit.Is his name Master Asia?
>>13360310>He didn't take kindly to that and responded a few hours later telling the guy to fuck off, and blaming the thread for harassing him.I honestly thought a /b/tard would have thicker skin than that, because dear christ what a faggot.
>>13360302Eh, it's much the same. Except that it's hard as balls to find a tailor that isn't already overloaded with shredded gis, space suits and denim jackets.Also, there is a shortage of gis, space suits and denim jackets.No taxes though, so that's a thing.
>>13360319Not him but I remember when he first showed up and introduced himself as the /b/ Chad Thundercock drawfag. He implied that he had a thick skin and yet here we are.
>>13360323>no taxesBALLER
>>13360282>first, the pelvis>then, the spine>lower body literally bursts>girl is with her eyes closed>she thinks it's just cum and not blood>keeps going at it>bed breaks>she is too horny to even care anymore>accidentally squishes the guy's head>she finally cums>house is in crumbles
>>13360323>No taxes though, so that's a thingI would love to see the kind of person that worked as a Tax Collector in a battle shounen manga
>>13360260>>13360316The drawfag name is JK, Zombieneko just what the thread named him because he didnt introduce himself
>>13360310>God told to fuck off upon arrivalWhy does this sound so funny?
>>13360335That actually is a great premise. I would read it.
>>13360354He said he liked the nickname, so we just kept calling him that.Never knew his real name though, so that's a thing.
>>13360273>>13360291>Not Being 200th Dan>Changing Planetary Orbits, and remaking Constellations
>>13360354I'll take pinky
>>13360365Because he was mad as fuck and couldn't even handle a single person talking shit about him?And in this community too, hoo boy how did he think he would survive.
>>13360367
>>13360372>200th Dan>Not being 1000th Dan>Not remaking the boundaries of the dimensions and bending inter-dimensional empires to Humanity's will.
>>13360373She looks like prime tender cuddling material.
>>13360412I really like this character design.
>>13360412No way in hell am I paying child support for a girl I never fucked.
>>13360419Needs more smugness and mocking human boy rights
>>13360354The detail on the HAIR, dear god. Wonderful.>>13360373That's Haohi, .less' Angel.
I want a chubby nekomata to fall asleep on my lap
>>13360425Mari a shit.
>>13360419>>13360425Didn't .less say he was gonna make more of these?I hope so.
>>13360425
>>13360433>The bell hole is in the shape of a SpadeThat's some nice attention to detail right there.
>>13360433This donut steel reminds me of that hentai where these twins get killed, sliced in half, then sewn together
>>13360436Do they come back to life and realize they're one? Link? Conjoinment and bad ends is my fetish.
>>13360440Naw, they're just dead as hell and put on display to shock you.
>>13360427.less needs to do more Haohi. Sadly pushing steel donuts is frowned upon in this place.
>>13360447>Shitty shock factor horror doujinsLazy as fuck, the author should feel ashamed.
>>13360450Didn't we come to some agreement that .less needs to draw her getting gang-banged by a bunch of faceless anons?
>>13360433>not sure if girl
>>13360454You really think he would draw that?
>>13360454Unless you had an agreement with .less is not going to get done.
>>13360454No! We agreed that we would completely hate that and it would make us go into a massive shitstorm that would destroy the thread! Remember? Because he doesn't draw what we want, he draws what we hate, so we hate that idea.
>>13360454Why would you make him do that?Next you'll make Nyan write a story about a dormouse getting used by gangers and tossed in the gutters.
>>13360419>>13360425>>13360433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q
>>13360454>.less doing anything for the thread unless he gets paidThat's not how he works, unless you're Bob or asking him to draw a Manticore, he usually won't even bother responding to your request.
>>13360462>>13360464Knowing .less he'd probably do it if he thought it would upset people. Which it probably would because it doesn't take much to people off in these threads.
>>13360440>>13360452Found it.http://i.imgur.com/oqbMjuv.png
>>13360470Yes, I forgot. We would all hate that so much.
You guys posted in reverse order. It's supposed to be first this>>13360419then this>>13360412then this>>13360354Or maybe I just imagine that because her facial expressions make her look abused.
>>13360478Eh, 4/10 I'll fap to it later.
>>13360478>Industrial staples>Wire around neck>Blood everywhereYeah, shitty shock value.Niggers didn't even bother to sew them as one correctly, it's a fucking disservice to all the mad doctors ans scientists everywhere.
>>13360436Like Baron Ashura?Why the fuck is capthca making me match street signs now?
>>13360470Really? Cause the thought is making my penis tingle.
>>13360474We could pretend to be Bob.
>>13360501In anger.
>>13360494>her facial expressions make her look abused.That was ZN's intent, she's supposed to be damaged goods.Everyone thought she was a zombie though, so that's what she ended up being called.>>13360502>Unironically pretending to be Bobhe would know either way, and that's a retarded idea.
>>13360501Bad anon! That thought it suppose to infuriate you with the heat of the sun! So that that way .less knows he can troll the threads super good by making a picture we totally don't want.
>>13360497Reminds me of Jeepers Creepers
>>13360508I never said unironically.
>>13360498If only.http://i.imgur.com/iqKcY.jpg
>>13360473
>>13360515It was heavily implied.
>>13360511>>13360507Yes! I see the error of my ways. I need to be punished. Any Dark Priests around?
Your waifu comes in to contact with a type of magic that makes her shrink small enough to fit in you palm. What do?
>>13360541Watch as she adorably suckles blood from my fingertip for her daily meal.Then probably break the curse, not much use for a palm sized vampire.
>>13360541Carry her in my pants at all times.
>>13360541Take care of hers best I can until we can get it reversed.I'm gonna make a bed out of an old cellphone box for her.
>>13360541>Begin low budget anime filler episode: "Lich Doctor, I Shrunk My Waifu!"
>>13360541Molest her while pretending my fingers/tongue are tentacles
What two species spliced together would be the most deadly and/or the lewdest?>Nightmare + Will o' the wispNothing will prepare your body for the eternal nightmare
>>13360541Tiny Ryu makes for all sorts of teasing and bullying possibilities.
>>13360541Figurine time.
you guys getting /fit/ enough to princess carry you're waifu?
>>13360586NO.But I should.
>>13360586Yes.
>>13360569I''m going to get real ballsy here.>Apophis>Will-OI can tame her. I swear.
>>13360596>I can tame her. I swear.You will be fucked 5 ways from friday and not in a good way.
>>13360541Tickle her tiny tummy. And if she gets uppity, I pop the top off of her LEGO pyramid and entomb her in it.
>>13360569>Anything + Lilim
>>13360598Either way, I'll love it.
>>13360599That's fuckin adorable.
>>13360541>>13360599I take her to work with me, where she acts as my own pocket agenda until it wears off.
>>13360586>posting the shit version
>>13360586My waifu princess carries me though
>>13360586No matter how bulky I am I don't think I'd ever be able to carry a Shirohebi or a Ryu. They can carry me instead.
>>13360569>Nightmare + Will o' the WispI desire this deeply.
>>13360541Take her with me wherever I go. Knowing her, she'd think I was her own personal mecha.>>13360569Most deadly. Combining hornets/honeybees with matango.
>>13360586My waifu is a slime. She would just seep through my arms to the ground anyways.
>>13360612Really not winning any points.
>>13360599>Tickle her tiny tummy. And if she gets uppity, I pop the top off of her LEGO pyramid and entomb her in it.I like the way you think anon.Seriously, enchantment to make her tattoos glow red while tickling/blowing on her belly..
>>13360541tiny tiny shoulder bird waifu.
It's your waifu's birthday and she desires some of her favorite foods. What meal do you make for her to make her feel special?
>>13360619You'd have to go with hornets. Honeybee girls would be docile.
>>13360541Hypothetically speaking, suppose some anon had a fairy waifu?
>>13360651Well she's a vampire, so it's special every time she eats.Though I suppose I could do some research on how to change the taste of your blood to something she likes, or take some thinners or coagulates to change the texture.
>>13360569Manticore + Matango or Manticore + Will-O-Wisp
>>13360651A nice Angelfood Cake, complete with a fancy coffee homebrewed, all made for her to enjoy on our patio and watch the sun set while her favorite relaxing music plays in the background, and I wear a naked apron as I bring the food out for her.
>>13360656She'd grow to normal human size, or at least grow enough to really mix things up.
>>13360652Hornets would be more aggressive, yeah, but honeybees would help spread the plague faster. Imagine a species spreading so fast that they hit overpopulation levels within weeks.Then again, I could be missing something else here...
So would monster girls avoid you if you killed lots of their animal/insect counterpart?
>>13360673Sounds reasonable.A dude who kills snakes for a living probably won't win any points among lamias,
>>13360651Her meal would be a nice romantic night in the bedroom with all sorts of erotic stuff. Aphrodisiac candles, red lights, the whole nine yards. Her sole sustenance is my spirit energy, no normal food for her.
>>13360656Turns into a giantess, then.>>13360673They'd most probably avoid anyone who killed lots of anything.
>>13360669Looks like they fucking scored.
>>13360681>>13360688Alright then, so I just have to kill shit tons of Mantis's, Bees, and a metric fuck ton of spiders and I'm safe.
>You will never be a Giant Girl's Dildo
>>13360673>>13360681What if it was the opposite, where regular animals fell into some kind of uncanny valley for them like halfass puppets and bad CGI?
>>13360688>>13360699Now I need to remind myself to fuck over any and all mushrooms I see growing naturally.
>>13360699Have fun ruining our ecosystem, good buddy.
>>13360701https://i.4cdn.org/d/1429626550784.jpg(no weird shit, I promise)
>>13360651What do you kill to keep manticores away?
>>13360713Manticores.
>>13360713Persians?
>>13360713Yourself
>>13360713Greeks?
>>13360709I'm not saying that much, maybe 10-20 of each.I already got like 9 bee kills so I should be good.
>>13360716I thought as much...
>>13360713>>13360716Throwing more Manticores at a problem is a practice we really need to stop doing.
>>13360673To avoid succubi I have to kill human whores?
>>13360721I can't bring myself to even kill insects. I dunno, they're still alive, you know?
>>13360651>Make miso-marinated boiled eggs>A whole dozen of them>Your waifu is so ecstatic about your gift that she literally says,>"Oh my god, Anon! I could fuck you through the floor I love you so much!"
>>13360724But it works so well with bees. Dr. Bees said so!
>>13360732Have fun when Beelzebub comes knocking on your door since you don't kill flies.Hope you like Anus Babies.
>>13360651A nice oil-cooked, seasoned angus steak with peppercorn sauce?
Alright /mgg/ I've come to terms with myself.I know mgs aren't real, but I can't help but hope in vain that somewhere out there, in some other universe that they are real, and there's a monster girl out there doing her best to find me.It's stupid, illogical, and impossible, but I can't help but to hope. I'm tired of life as it is. The stress, the work, the expectation and pressure to be the pursuer when it comes to getting into a relationship.The only thing I ever really wanted is to be a father. I don't care who the breadwinner is, I just want a family and children.All I know is I'm going to die broken and lonely, and at best see a beautiful face of my mg waifu as she finally found me, although to late, shortly before I slip into my everlasting rest with a smile on my face, knowing that someone out there truly did love me for me and that my last few moments wouldn't be full of suffering.I'd an Hero but the pain I'd cause my family keeps me from doing so. I'd rather hide all my suffering until they're all distant and gone. feel free to make fun of me.
>>13360569I want to splice a Ryu and Ushi-oni together then touch her reverse scale
>>13360743>tfw the red light district would never house your favorite monster girl>But instead be filled with girls like Akanames, Beelzebubs, Dwarves and other unwanted girls.I mean, it's only natural, but it also makes one want to stay the fuck away from the red light district.
>>13360754Not your blog, no one cares.
>>13360754nice blogpost
>>13360754Kill yourself faggot, your waifu bullshit doesn't exist and even if it did she wouldn't love a loser like you.Fucking kill yourself blogfag
>>13360754Well, yes. By law of sheer odds, chances are that within the infinite realms of the universe, and the more infinite multiverse of causality, ANYTHING you can conceive of is theoretically happening.Conversely, the odds of ever encountering such are so remote as to be nonexistent.
>>13360602> Lilim + KrakenSo that's how Cthulu happened.
>>13360754You poor bastard.
>>13360754HA! Faggot.
>>13360757Tornadoes across the land with lightning striking causing the planet to split as the seas rises up. Through all the mayhem everyone hears one thing."Get over hear and fuck me!"
>>13360754>a monster girl out there doing her best to find me>mg waifu >knowing that someone out there truly did love me for meHAHAHAH.
>>13360754Going off of what >>13360767 said, just remember that there's a version of yourself infinitely happier than you because he actually does have his waifu with him.
>>13360754Reminder that your waifu is crying because she loves you, but she knows she'll never find her husbando and will die alone.
>>13360767>ANYTHING you can conceive of is theoretically happeningI thought of this before. Like, every single concept of a creature that you think about or even create only became concrete in your mind because it already exists in a different universe somehow.
>>13360732Man it's like you never grew up with a good amount of nature around you. That will cure you of that real quick. Nature doesn't care.>Oh wasps are building a nest in my carport and attacking my face. Fuck those guys with poison.>Oh, a skunk is trying to dig under my house and wreck up the place. Fuck that guy with a bullet.>Oh, an armadillo has been digging up my wife's flowers and the garden and the yard for three weeks straight even after chasing it off all the time. Fuck that blind little bastard with a bullet too.>Oh, a mouse has climbed into my engine compartment because it was warm and started eating the ignition wires. Mouse traps work wonders everywhere!>Oh, I'm trying to watch a movie at night and a scorpion has found its way inside and is walking across the living room like it owns the place. There's a boot heel with his name on it.>Oh, the quail are in the yard. They're so cute just like little chickens without the mess. Today was a good day.
>>13360786>Not shooting and eating delicious Quail meat.And you claim you lived with nature around you.
>>13360775Actually made me shiver.
>>13360786I like you.But armadillos are cute.
>>13360786All those examples are mere self-defense, and I wouldn't enjoy it, either.
>>13360795>Not having yard game you're nice to and hunting out on the farm instead>Not being nice to quail when the rednecks don't know how to selectively cull a covey right and just exterminate them hurting numbers terribly>And the exact same problem with ducksYou know some birds that don't need to be coddled in the area though? Turkeys or doves. That's always fun and tasty when its season.
>>13360786>>Oh, I'm trying to watch a movie at night and a scorpion has found its way inside and is walking across the living room like it owns the placeI will never be okay with this imagery.
>>13360333I was happy with that sequence of posts until you posted this. I want you to know you ruined someone's day.
>>13360831What are your fetishes, anon?
>>13360831>you will never wake up one morning to see you werewolf Daughteru peeking out from beneath your sheets, ready to greet you and your wife that morning
>>13360829How? Did you never have a huge Wolf Spider or something skitter into your room while you were watching TV or something?
>>13360845>You will never have your purring were-cat daughteru fall asleep on your lap during family movie night>You will never have your were-cat waifu fall asleep against you at the same time
>>13360829It's like you've never seen male tarantulas looking for mates by the thousands in the fall either and give you the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" with their legs up and fangs out when they cross your path.Or the grasshoppers that swarm like locust hordes in very dry summers and start biting flesh when they've eaten the green down to nothing, just because you're juicy.Or the howls of mice that think they're tiny wolves.
>>13360841Giantess and superstrength (and monstergirls obviously), but no gore or vore or any of that bullshit. I just want to be cuddled by a big strong girl.
>>13360860Texas: The American Australia
>>13360861>Giantess and superstrength (and monstergirls obviously)My nigga.>but no gore...I shamefully agree that I find some of it hot. Only because I get to see what a girl with such power could do, not because I'd like to be killed or whatever.
>>13360860That last one would be kind of adorable on mouse girls. Maybe.
>>13360869But that's wrong. Texas has guns and self-respect.
>>13360856>Wolf spiderFuck that noise
>>13360856That's nothing, I had it saunter right across my lap. Naturally I flipped my shit like any true spider-fearing man would.
>>13360873>You will never a Hinezumi who fancies herself to be a Jinko
>>13360875I thought the american prefix implied both?
>>13360878>Have Arachnaphobia>Yell at waifu to kill the giant spider in the Bath Tub>She's scared of Spiders too>TFW
>>13360883I'd put her in her place.
>>13360878>>13360879I picked up a 9 Iron just in case I saw a big one again, which I did about two weeks ago.I could feel it's thorax crush into paste when I hit the fucker.I want to hit a spider girl with a golf club
>>13360845>>13360858>You'll never come home from work only to be tackled to the ground by a dozen Hellhound pups who demand to know EVERYTHING about your day.>You'll never see their mother standing in the hallway with a lovingly smug smile on her face>You'll never tuck each of your daughterus in before cuddling up with your waifu and falling asleepLife is sweet suffering anons.
>>13360889Not necessarily. Texans have self respect. They're not New Endglanders.
>>13360890>Engage filler anime episode: "Eight Legged Shrieks">Involves having to get several of your monster girl friends to help get the spider out of the house>Finally a docile Ushi-Oni gets the wolf spider to climb up onto her hand, much to your and your waifu's dismay>The Ushi-Oni comments on how cute the spider is, even showing it to you>YFWhttp://i.imgur.com/5RvXtVx.gif
>>13360845>>13360858>>13360898>tfw you will never this
>>13360905But Anon, the biggest Americucks are San Francisco. It's the Sweden of America.God why can't we declare war on it.
>>13360890what a faggot just squish the spider dont ask your waifu to do it like a pussy.
>>13360894You mean through martial arts or through rape?
>>13360871It doesn't necessarily kill something for me if there's a little gore, but it is definitely not a turn on. And if the girl actually enjoys doing it, I can't stomach it.
>>13360910DAUGHTERUS ARE NOT FOR DICKING.
>>13360913Ironically, the one thing I hate more than having a bigass live spider wandering around the house...Is the crunching feel and sound of crushing a bigass live spider wandering around the house.
>>13360911Talking about San Francisco is reviled. It only invites tumblr into the realm.
>>13360916That depends on whether she can beat me or not.
>>13360860>male tarantulas looking for mates by the thousands in the fall either and give you the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" with their legs up and fangs out when they cross your path.I'm not sure if I should be amused or horrified.
>>13360928>The city that must not be named
>>13360921Daughterus are ALWAYS for dicking.
>>13360913But what if it attacks first? You can never be sure spiders, they are crafty bastards.
>>13360930Horrified. Definitely horrified.
>>13360911I would ask what's going on in San Fransisco right now, since I'm curious,But it'd be best if we not go on that tangent.
>>13360944Seems like it may be fun to kick them as long as you had steel toes on.
>>13360924>He dosent crunch ushi-onis in his free time.Git gud
>>13360944But the imagery of a huge-ass spider saying doing the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" in the most stereotypical old-timey New Yorker accent possible is surprisingly humorous.
You know what its time for? Time to bully Wyverns!
>>13360910>incestIncest a shit
>>13360957>tfw not even a real dragon
>>13360957Even black wyverns?
>>13360950Until they swarm you en masse.
>>13360953Man, I'm not built to take on a fucking bull spider demon, Mr. Pally-sir.Give me 20 years and a tragic backstory, and then I might have potential.
>>13360964Especially the black wyverns
>>13360957>Bulling the monster who's whole thing is "Childhood Friend"How about let's not bully something that wonderful.
>>13360965For a slight moment, I could feel my blood run cold.
Can it be dragon time now
>>13360953Didn't your mother tell you it's rude to hit lady?
>>13360950Kicking them won't kill them; only daze them. You need good soles on your boots. Remember that your target is the head and although they can get to be over a foot in diameter, you're still at least a hundred times its size.
>>13360973It'll cost you.
>>13360974Of course she did, but monsters still hit him all the time.Zing...
>>13360959you a shit
>>13360957I want to see an Alp try to console a Wyvern, only to get bullied by the Wyvern that saw an opportunity to fit in with everyone else!
>>13360974>Rape spider>Lady
>>13360966>not being the descendant of one of the strongest human beings ever AND the son of an angel
>>13360957I want to bully them by putting a delicious soup in front of them and telling them to eat it with a spoon.
>>13360985She just wants t find love. There's no reason to kill her.
>>13360987Everyone knows the average human is unworthy to be born as Dante.They have to work and sweat to earn that title.
>>13360957>>13360982>Alp befriends Wyvern because they both get bullied>End up having a lot in common>Then Popular Girls see Wyvern talking to Alp>Wyvern starts to bully Alp suddenly to gain their approvalI don't think I can go on, this would just end up leading to suffering.
>>13360910Delightful.
>>13360995Correction: she wants to find sex, which then turns into love.I mean, it amounts to the same thing, but there it is.
>>13360997I was referencing MGQ.God damn it, now I remember the similarities.
>>13360474less hates Manticores now
>>13360975I rather like them. Vertical chelicerae spiders are such an old design, and tarantulas are very old members of that group. It's like watching a living fossil wander around. Same reason I leave the giant redheaded centipedes alone.
>>13360953Give me an M113 and I'd consider it.
>>13360910>you and waifu are enjoying sexy times one night>hear sounds at the door>10 insatiably curious catgirl daughterus heard noises from mommy and daddy's room>went to check things out>tfw they think "the naked game" looks really fun>tfw they all strip out of their nightgowns and panties in front of you>tfw waifu won't stop encouraging them>tfw you accidentally all the daughterus
>>13360998I'd befriend that alp and protect her smile.
>>13360998Alp is the hero that Wyvern deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So Wyvern will bully her, because they both know Alp can take it.
>>13361018Why do I know exactly what you're talking about? I never payed any attention in biology!
>>13361013Was not aware of that, but I'm thankfulOr I will be until he spams the thread with images of his new arm candy and we all get sick of that.
>>13361018Thank you for deleting your picture. I appreciate it.
>>13361037I always do anon, because I care
>>13359340>no CW>no droidsROGER'D
>>13361044CIS Scum go
>>13361039You're a good anon. I would buy you a beer if I could.
>>13361044Late as shit reply but yes.They ruined a game I had been dreaming of for years. As soon as I heard the news, I had the sponge bob "Soiled it!" segment running through my head.
>>13360977>/k/ommando dragon daughteruYes, this is exactly what I want.
>>13360985Spiders won't do shit to you if you don't go out of your way to piss them off. Tarantulas even have a "go away, I'm a tarantula" gesture for your convenience. The only time they are dangerous is when they enter your clothes or shoes. You can direct your hate towards bugs that deserve it, like ants. Almost got swarmed once, when I was sleeping, and that sure was not fun. Nothing like waking up to an ant sting and seeing two dozen of the fuckers uncomfortably close to your balls.
>>13361052Just more reason for us to all vote EA as worst company of the year three years in a row.Or would it be four now? I honestly can't remember.
>>13361058Hey now, let's not let all spiders off that easily. Remember that cunts like the Brazilian Wandering Spider and the Sydney Funnel Web exist too.
>>13361056I don't know about you, but I just want to run my hands along those legs in their stockings. They're just so touchable.
>>13361065Oh what delicious bananas you brought for yourself, hope you don't mind a little nibble.
>>13361061I just don't know.It's all so soulless now. I can't even think of any games that I'm looking forward to anymore. I'm still rocking a last gen console because there is nothing I want to play this gen. That and I'm moving over to the PC more and more.
What kind of clothes does your waifu wear /jp/?
>>13360898>You'll never come home from work to be accosted by several Anubis Pups>They'll never demand to know the details of your day>They'll never proceed to pick apart the things you did wrong and inefficiently, while proclaiming their own successes at school>You'll never know this is a thinly veiled attempt to get headpats and praise>You'll never watch their tails turn to blurs of wagging as you indulge them
>>13361070All in all she's pretty high on the cuddle-ability scale.
>>13361073Are you me? You sound like me.The fact I have a pretty decent PC I built in 2014 helps.
>>13360860Is that anything like hiking through northern Ontario and not being able to see your buddy's shirt from the sheer amount of blackflies crawling all over him? Or swimming in a lake and knowing exactly when it's time to go because of the distinctive cloud of deer flies that just shows up to take a chunk outta any bit of skin you have that isn't under the water?The same deer flies that follow you when you get out of the water, and will even follow you a mile further inland, biting and tearing at you in a swarm the whole way?I have gazed into the face of Mother Nature searching for peace, and found only the tearing maws of uncountable flesh-eating insects.
>>13361061I love how they also acknowledged how much they were pieces of shit by South Park standards, too.It's like they just don't even care that they're awful.
>>13360964I may write a Lesbian Black Wyvern. Maybe. I'll know for sure come June.
>>13361076Robes. Lots of robes.
>>13361065They're dicks, yeah, but you aren't really in bite distance of a spider unless it gets into something you want to put your juicy bits in. Oh yeah, another dick animal: Giant water bug. They don't even have venom, their bite liquifies flesh and they sure aren't afraid to use it.
>>13361073First Person GTAV and Bloodborne are the only New-Gen games that appeal to me right now, and even then I can't justify buying another console just for the sake of a redo of a game I already have and one other game.
>>13361082Maybe, to you fantisize about sitting a petite mg in your lap and petting her hair? About lifting with bearmode oni or dire alp? About cuddling a tanuki's bushy tail from under the desk? Because I do.its an excellent way to kill time.
>>13361092Good luck with that.
>>13361095Or they attack you when you aren't paying attention, or when you're asleep. I wouldn't put it passed those cowards, especially the Brazilian Wandering Spider which is known for going out of its way to attack random people
>>13361073>>13361082You both sound like me.Except I sold my 360 a year or so ago and now exclusively play on my PC.Even if we never get Bloodborne or any other exlcusives, it really doesn't matter to me.I have no desire to shell out money to those souless shitty corporations.Though I'll still probably buy Battlefront 3 if it looks any good after it comes out.>>13361089They really don't, so long as they keep getting money from their titles they don't care what the public says.It would take a serious shift in public taste and opinion for them to change their tune, and I doubt that will happen for a long time, if ever.>>13361099At least we have GTAV on PC now, so that's something.And they did a pretty good job of proting it too, unlike when they did GTAIV.*Shudders*
>>13361076Gold and blue jewelry. Lots of it.Also black lingerie, because have you seen how black looks on purple?
>>13361076Business suits.Exercise wear.Sweats.Bellydancing getup.Lingerie.
>>13361099Even then its just...there is nothing that look good. The most recent game I bought was that DBZ one for the PC and before that it was probably Mount and Blade because playing a Napolionic mod with 80% of /pol/'s population is more fun then it should be.
>>13361089Considering they're still making money hand over first, it's not like they care what people say. Obviously people must still love the shit they shovel out if people are buying it, right?
>>13361076Pajamas, hoodies, lingere, sometimes nothing.
>>13361110>Also black lingerie, because have you seen how black looks on purple?Barely noticeable?I'm sorry, but I can't help but think your Apophis Waifu might look better in a lighter, more contrasting color.
>>13361114>with 80% of /pol/'s populationU W0t?Are there designated sessions or /pol/ or something, or was this a thing that happened and faded away already, like when /v/ got obsessed with Mafia?
>>13361076Mostly simple stuff, nothing too extravagant. She prefers to have things that won't inhibit her rang of motion or ability to fly. Her wings, tail, and claws are a hassle though. Pretty much all of her clothing has to be specially made to either slip up & on over her legs or be tied/buttoned in place. The lack of hands makes the latter tricky, and I usually have to help her get dressed. Don't m8nd that bit, though. It's... intimate.
>>13361117Like white on purple?
>>13361076Shrine priestess robes that compliment her white scales and skin of almost the same color. Lots of red.
>>13361088We call them Horseflies in Virginia but it's all the same thing. They're nasty little bugs.
>>13361120No, just there is just a massive player base that visits /pol/ or 4chan in general. It's kind of funny to be honest.out of the 50ish players on each team, 10 know what they are doing, another 10 are just screwing around, 25 have a vague idea of what they are doing, and 5 are all bag pipers huddled in a corner blaring the most ear torturing sound they can at the same time.and I love every moment of it.
>>13361103>Brazillian Wandering Spider.Fun Fact: They live in bushels of bananas.I figured that out the hard way when I was 15, just starting my very first job at a grocery store and, lo and behold, they'd crawl out of the banana boxes and start fucking chasing us. Or, y'know... hide in the racks and try to jump down on us.Fuck those things.
>>13361049>CIS scum>cis scum>mfw
>>13361138Then that's the same as here in Alberta. It doesn't help that they're fucking hard to kill on top of everything else.
>>13361147Indeed.God must've been feeling a special kind of prickish when he designed a creature that can have most of it's body reduced to paste and still have the tenacity to just keep digging.
>>13361076Nothing notable really, just lots of dresses and normal girly clothes. Of course she's a fan of white and lighter colours, and everything needs some extra holes in the back for her wings.
>>13361076>Knit cap>Bolero/T-shirt that says "Mega Milk" on it>Cargo sweats>Running shoes
>>13361088They're called horse flies in america but it's the same thing in less numbers. The locust hordes and literal fog banks of biting gnats and chiggers and everything else make up for it in different ways though.You want terrifying? It was once home to the primary screw fly, one of the only organisms purposefully targeted for extinction by almost every north and south american government for decades. It's one of the only aggressive biting flies that has maggets that feed on living instead of necrotic tissue. They're the things of nightmares.
>>13361126That'd be lovely.
>>13361162>It's one of the only aggressive biting flies that has maggets that feed on living instead of necrotic tissueFucking nature, man. Why.
>>13359340this has to be a joke
>>13361173Because God doesn't exist but Satan does.
>>13361142>brazilian wandering spider>likes to hide in banana bushels>highly venomous>will aggressively bite if provoked>multiple documented deaths>venom causes priapismFuck you, nature. This shit shouldn't be legal. Now I have to fear getting a death boner whenever I buy fucking fruit?
>>13361173Because nature is a harsh mistress.
>>13361173>>13361162This reminds me of that one screen-cap of that anon who found a bunch of "dead" Brown Recluses in his Wii. Horrifying shit.
>>13361176All confirmed.
>>13361162So it's like a bot fly? In my backyard?Fuck it, nuke everything. I don't care anymore.
>>13361185They also have a very loose definition/interpretation of "provoked"
>>13361173Because God exists and he clearly doesn't give a fuck.
>>13361185You should have see the weird stuff that sneaks in on exotic plants at plant nurseries. My friend had a terrarium at home of like twelve kinds of endangered poisonous tree frog in it that just happened to slip through import quarantine with no warning until you're checking the merchandise.And that's not even getting into the weird exotic birds that would escape in the city or be let loose and show up there because they recognized some of the plants as familiar. He had so many cockatiels it's not even funny.>>13361190Bot flies still exist in the southwest. But they can only get into really soft thin tissue like the lips or the eyelids. And it's really rare to get bit by them unless you let flies crawl over your face all day. Screw worms just fucking burrowed in and started chowing down.
>>13361205Worse. God is actually The Idea of Evil from Berserk and he gives a lot of fucks, which is why we have that stuff.
>>13361205Only through suffering can we discover who we truely are.Life is a test, one long, frightening test.
>>13361211And you can only fail because no matter how far you get, you still die. But it's fine. You're not alone.
>>13361210>TFW I just recently watched the last three episodes of the Berserk animeI guess I'm on the trauma train with you guys now, eh?
>>13361214I want to take off her arms and legs, give her a whole bunch of hathor milk, and use her as a head or body pillow. For sleeping at least.
>>13361215>animeWhy would you watch Berserk? Besides, nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymore. It's the boat man, the boat.
>>13361215>animeRead the manga man, you'll see just how shitty the Anime is if you do.Also, RAPE HORSE is best horse.
>>13361223Reminds me of the Apocalypse Now scene.>Never get out of the boat>Absolutely god damn right
>>13361224>I'm going to mount YOU!Why did Guts even interrupt them?
>>13361228I still want that psychopathic little church shit to get plowed and impregnated by Guts
>>13361233You know that nothing good will ever come from that. It'll just lead to more suffering for Guts.
>>13361225>NeverNoooo!>>13361233I don't, she doesn't deserve to carry his baby.
>>13361237Man who cares?She was too hot to remain unfucked.Same with >>13361238, even if she was evil she needed a dicking.>Captcha: nonotI do what I want.
>>13361239>needed a dickingYes, but no preggies. Up the ass only. Besides, it's been ages since she's burned shit to the ground, I want her to go nuts and burn that fucking boat.
>>13361238Can Slan beat the Demon Lord at her own game?
>>13361223The Eclipse was horrifying. It broke my 2nd favorite character into a retarded mess and killed pretty much everyone else. The boat was/is needlessly long and stupid. Only comparible by if you're pained by bored or horror.
>>13361223>nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymore.I get a little angry whenever somebody posts a Griffith reactionface.
>>13361248She's probably a Cenobite.>>13361249It's been ages since I've read the Eclipse. The boat is real now.>>13361254Well Griffith got slapped, so it's okay now.
>>13361223>Nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymoreThen why the fuck am I so spooked, huh?Also, yes, sorry for being years late to the party.
Wendigo MG when KC?
>>13361248The demon lord is just some shitty succubus who got a husband. Slan is the literal concept of being a slut i think you know who wins.
>>13361190At least it's not Africa, where the ground teems with flesh-eating maggots. Really, they wait until someone walks by/falls/otherwise touches the ground with his bare skin, and then they feast. It's like that "the floor is lava" game, but the floor isn't lava, it's maggots. Also, if you hang your clothes out to dry, the adult flies will lay its eggs on them and you'll get a faceful of maggot the next time you wear that shirt.
>>13361256>It's been ages since I've read the Eclipse. The boat is real now.It was a quintessential experience in my manga reading life. I've been following Berserk as almost as long as I've been into manga so seeing that one pivotal scene in Berserk was life altering. Now It's a JRPG party on a boat trying to go visit some elves. It pales in comparison.
>>13361263Hey, it's okay. You still have the absolute hilarity of Rape Fairies and The Inquisition's medieval torture chambers to look forward to, and that's just before shit begins to hit the fan.Damn. I wish I was experiencing Berserk again for the first time.
>>13361264Vore fetish becomes real and Hannibal style.
Oh herroI'm backI hope you enjoy tonight's hour of BourbonLove Bourbon <3
>>13361268This is the dumbest thing iv read all day. Not all of Africa is a third world shithole.
>>13361274monsterboys please go and stay go.
>>13361276>Responding to BourbonYou must be new.
>>13361268Ah yes. The BotflyNature's asshole.
>>13361274Well that was needlessly retarded.
>>13361274No.
>>13361274
>>13361281>>13361282>>13361285>>13361278
>>13361278Yep, lots of newfags here today.
>>13361290Not really new, i just started coming back here after a long ass timeI'll keep this in mind for the next time, thanks anon
>>13361294It's newfag season, what do you expect?
>>13361268>>13361275It still warms my heart when I had a friend visit the farm one time who was real prince from a small tribe in Kenya.He had a great comment on the place. "Ah yes, the savannah." And it really is so close to the same. That's why they have all those african game ranches in the state.
>>13361275No, but it's still the Australia of horrible diseases.
>>13361305It's always newfag season.
>>13361305Ahh, spring. A time when passions run wild! A time when even Sea Slimes begin to feel fertile.
>>13361264Not gonna lie. For a second I thought that that was Vicar Amelia for a second.
>>13361294Wow I guess I'm oldI didn't know summer 2013 of just these threads was ol--Oh yeah, all the smart people bailedI also realized browsing here for 7 years is fairly oldfaggy too, which I'm not proud of.
>>13361274Well you're certainly getting a lot of hate. So let me throw in something positive. You have a talent for making things look feminine.
>>13360762>>13360763>>13360764>>13360769>>13360772>>13360776As much as he deserved his bowl of bullying for blogging, I kinda hope that's not all the people I hang out with here.>>13361264Turboslutty, half-sentient undead Dragon is all I want.
>>13361319They look pretty much the same.
>>13361320Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>13361321<3 Someone who doesn't know who I am~I didn't draw it, I commissioned it, as with like 30 other things posted here
>>13361326Uncle Bourbon, tell us about the singing pipes again!
>>13361326Oh, sorry.
>>13360921>>13360959Look. Fuck you, fuck your chink reaction image, fuck your moralist bullshit, fuck your telling other men what to do with their daughters, fuck your faggot karate bugmen, fuck your taste, fuck your NTR kneejerk, fuck your conditions, fuck your monogamy, fuck your justice. This is MG country, my dick is hard and my daughterus' cunts are wet. Now get the fuck out of hedonist paradise. And if I see you on the street I'm slapping the shit out of you.
>>13361325tbh these threads not being good caused me to not come as often, so I sorta was 4chan free for like half a yearBut now I'm back. Oh god I'm back.
>>13361334Your freedom was an illusion.Welcome back...
>>13361332So MGs are a bunch of incestuous hicks.No thanks, you can have them.
>>13361321>Being nice to the guy that gets off to maimed and crippled monstergirls
>>13361331No need to apologize. The artist is a fantastic friend, so I'm glad to hear.>>13361329Once Singing Pipes thrived but then Ukrain got jacked up, and they removed most of your Korol's audio/dialogue from Metro Redux and replaced it with journal entriesThe pipes no longer sing, they cry. The end.Thanks Ukrain.
>>13361318That better be a lead in for an update, Alp. If not I'm sorely disappointed.
>>13361332Incest a shit
>tfw you go to relax at a local hot spring only to realize too late that it's an Oni hot spring.
>>13361332>being scumI will always be a better father than you.
>>13361343It is, but maybe not today.
>>13361340Amputee is not maimed or crippledIt's not even disabled, it's enabledenabled to by SEXYOh and I'm only into amputee so I dunno what other shit you mean.
>>13361039You.I really like you.
>>13361348Perhaps you misunderstood me when I said I would be sorely disappointed.
>>13361332>Being this ass blasted
>>13361350We can rebuild her. We have the technology.>>13361353No offense anon, but I just woke up. My eyes hurt. There's nothing you can do to make me be in any more pain than I already am in.
>>13361357Maybe you should get checked for eye cancer. I don't want anything to happen to your precious reading and writing eyes.
>>13361359>you could read braille>Nigga you stupid or what? A blind mothafucka can't read!
Sorry to interrupt our nightly schedule drama, but damn it, Mini-Ushi guy if you're there and reading this, continue your heart-stopping story from last night please.
>>13361339Gladly.
>>13361366I'm going to second this request.
>>13361264She's gonna eat ya, son....In a very, very liberal definition of the word, of course.
>>13361366I whole-heartedly concur!
>>13361346Can't hear you over the slapping sound of me and my daugtheru's flesh.
>>13361365But can Alp write in Braille? Would I go blind in order to force myself to learn Braille to read Alp's stories? How long would that take?
>>13361357Why are Harpies all as dumb as a sack of sack of potatoes?
>>13361345"Oh, sorry ladies, I'll just back up, What? I can't back up? Oh..."
>>13361274Where can I find more?
>>13361376Will you relax? My eyes are fine!>>13361377Bird brain jokes. Which is weird, because some birds are scary smart.
>>13361373Enjoy your mutant babies, I guess.
>>13360991Nice.
Would your daughteru be able to ride a bike?
>>13361376It's direct translation to letters. All he needs is a keyboard with braille on the caps. And he doesn't even need that if he can touch type like a good boy.Now proofreading and such would become a much larger chore.Somebody on here uses sound assist though. I know they've mentioned it.
>>13361386You do know that Alp doesn't proofread, right?
>>13361381For example, Crows are known for remembering faces, so if you ever kicked or killed a crow, you'll know why there are always a bunch of them sitting outside your house.This is also the reason for the myth that crows exchange gossip secrets amongst each other.
>>13361027>accidentally
>>13361385If it's custom made for big meaty paws, sure.
>>13361388He doesn't outline either, the scoundrel!
>>13361381Once again I am reminded about Alp's lack of a sense of humor.
>>13361385Snakes and Ryus don't have legs. ;_;
>>13361394>lack of a sense of humor>when I posted a picture of an Alp with sunglassesI was implying I'd already gone blind, you nincompoop.
>>13361385She doesn't have legs. Bikes are ableist machines designed for the specific purpose to mock monstergirls who can't use them.No, but seriously, lamias need an alternative to bikes. I must be the father I know I can be and teach her to ride...SOMETHING.
I just want an alp friend to play video games and drink with.No dickings, only friendship.
>>13361394He's Nordic, forgive him.All that Permafrost gets in your brain and sticks there after a few years.
>>13361392I like to imagine all my MGs with less-style paws. He draws all his with paws small enough that they could use human tools and stuff. Not comically oversized like KC and a lot of other japanese art.
>>13361402>no bullyingYou disgust me.
>>13361396They peddle with the tips of their tails and ride around in circles.
>>13361401Skateboards.
>>13361401Skateboarding.>>13361404But it's warm and sunny here!
>>13361390Crows are pretty smart and they live a long time. Like they used to be fearless until the 1920's in this area until people started dynamiting colonies out of trees and hunting them very heavily. Even though nobody hardly hunts them anymore, the old crows that survived have passed down their very secluded ways into the present.
>>13361408I want a friend!True friends don't bully each other!
>>13361401Lamia bicycles would probably look like treadmills gone rogue.
>>13361399I didn't know you were blind. That changes things.
>>13361058>if you don't go out of your way to piss them offOh, you mean like daring to put my feet in the shoes I paid for? Taking my dried clothes off the rack? Wanting to sit on my toilet? Wanting to brush my teeth without the sight of some spider cunt birthing hundreds of eight legged little shit all over my motherfucking bathroom faucet?FUCK SPIDERS AND FUCK YOU!
>>13361401>Not having her stuff most of her tail into a sidecar.Git Gud
>>13361412>>13361411>SkateboardingIf you're implying what I'm thinking you're implying, which is that she should skate lying on her belly, that's incredibly dangerous. Also, she's, like, 10-15ft long.
>>13361419I may not see, but I'm Zatoichi-tier.
>>13361332I'm going to pat my daugheru's head and not fuck her and you can't stop me.
>>13361416>I want a friend!That's so gay, you might as well go alp yourself.Then you two can be friends, I guess.
>>13361385I can't, not sure if her mother can. Not like I can teach her.
>>13361422But how the fuck does she pedal?
>>13361423Just needs like four or five of them.
>>13361418>>13361430I could see them using some sort of twisted version of roller blades for high speed travel, except with the sheels strapped to their torso. It could even take advantage of their natural slithering motion and everything.
>>13361426You're rude anon, I'm going to have an alp friend and you can't stop me!
>>13361430Sidecars are for motorcycles silly
>>13361402But Alps eventually turn into voluptuous women, right? So eventually, you'd start feeling some thing, I imagine.
>>13361431This just might be crazy enough to rack up hospital bills.
>Your girls face when she's an ancient Eldritch entity and she's worried because you haven't mentally linked with her in three weeks.
>>13361437>NEVER DOUBT THE WORM
>>13361433>you can't stop meWe'll see about that, "Soon to be part of my alp harem"-anon
>>13361437>Honey, have a snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry.
>>13361441Please no Alp harems, that sounds mean.
>>13361436Those boo boos build character.
>>13361424Wait a second. If you're blind how can you draw?
>>13361443It is, the tears must flow.
>>13361432Like...like those snake robot videos I've seen on youtube before?Awesome.
>>13361385She can fly. She wouldn't need one.
>>13361382>pretending to be retarded
>>13361443It sounds like a sorority. Except less gay.
>>13361446Don't be racist.
>>13361451>being retarded
Those of you with Centaur or Unicorn waifus, what is your opinion on figging? Hell what is everybody's opinion on figging?
I just want a monster friend with benefits to satisfy her urges and prevent me being raped, before eventually blossoming into an actual relationship.
>>13361416>friends don't bully each otherWow, you really don't have friends do you?
>>13361453Being blind isn't a race. Since my grandfather was blind I would be third generation blind if that was the case.
>>13361435But then I'd lose my buddy!No dickings, no final form
>>13361457At least you want the eventual outcome of such a thing. It sounds nice.
>>13361432You will never raise a young Shirohebi daughteru who eventually grows up to her teenage years to become a Jet Set.
>>13361454>actually being retarded and trolling badly
>>13361459And that makes you quarter-blind, that's right. You should know better than to oppress your own people!
>>13361332>Getting this assblasted that not everyone is a daughterfucker
>>13361457Well I think the question to ask here is, if she's just using you to satisfy her urges, does this mean that you're not the only one she "Uses", at the time?
>>13361458You don't bully alp friends anon
>>13361456I know I'm going to wind up regretting asking this, but...What the hell is figging?
>>13361463>implyingPlease, calm your autism.
>>13361463>>13361454>No I troll you>Nuh-uh, I troll YOU!You're literally acting like the sockpuppets I play with during my spare time and sometimes masturbate with.Sometimes not even in that order.
>>13361464Hey. I love Daredevil as much as the next guy. Except Ben Affleck is terrible.
>>13361474>DaredevilPlease, Stevie Wonder could beat up Daredevil.Ray Charles could beat up Daredevil, and he's dead.
>>13361356>>13361465>believing there is an ounce of mad in that post>wasting another image on kamenshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4YH1fkFsIo>>13361472>mutant babiesHe's a piece of shit troll anon, everyone know there are no ill effects to incest.
>>13361471It's where you have your waifu wear a buttplug made of ginger to keep her tail up.
>>13361480>kamenshitI'm all for daughter incest but dude, them's fighting words.
>>13361473You know you just admitted to playing with sock puppets, you fap in?
>>13361474Ben Affleck is Batman, Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor. This is the future you chose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfUnkBfdZ4
>>13361487I do what?
>>13361484That...just seems highly unpleasant.
>tfw weeks old tsun lamia daughteru >tfw working>tfw daughter tries to get you to give her attention without letting you know she wants it>tfw you pick her up and give headpats>tfwshe tries to deny she wanted attention but her ears and blush betray her
>>13361488That's going to be SO bad.
>>13361485Don't you have men in spandex to jack off over while screaming about JUSTICE? Fuck you /m/aggot.
>>13361496Don't forget, Jason Momoa is the new, dark and edgy Aquaman.
>>13361466Who knows?
>>13361456>>13361484>It's where you have your waifu wear a buttplug made of ginger to keep her tail up.I... uh...Hmm......I'll get back to ya on that.
>>13361500Well, that's certainly not nondescript and vague...
>>13361437>Shai tries to make friends.jpg
>>13361509>ShaiWiggly-wormie update when? I know Little-Ushi is cute and all, but seriously.
>>13361495I like that kids tattoos.And her mom must be amazing at painting nails.
>>13361498Oh, you're the guy that's had a shitfit every single time right?Shouldn't you go be in bed?
>>13361508Well, before the relationship it's none of my business. Right?
>>13361518Well, that's one way of looking at things.
>>13361516Shouldn't you be in preschool, given the shit you watch?
>>13361468Who the fuck is talking about alps?
>>13361521Why are you so angry about a dumb show? Did a fan of it stab your mother or something?
>>13361488>Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor...really? No, I don't even care. I gave up hope when I heard about batfleck. I hate Christian Bale as much as the next guy, he wasn't even a very good batman, but they should have cancelled this as soon as he refused to do it.
>>13361480*there are no ill effects to incest*in MGEWhoops.
>>13361495>ear wiggleheh
>>13361525Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor, who is a tattooed crook from da hood in this adaptation.
>>13361525To be fair, I think both Christian Bale and Ben Affleck make wonderful Bruce Waynes.Well, Affleck looks the part anyway.But Christian Bale was an AWFUL Batman. As for Affleck...well, we'll see, but yeah. Doesn't look good.
>>13361530
>>13361524Ask your friend from /a/.
>>13361531>tattooed crook from da hoodOh lord. This is worse than x-men origins shitting all over deadpool.
>>13361536Who?The fuck are you talking about?
>>13361539I'm starting to feel like making all these superhero movies with this frequency has been a mistake.
>>13361495Being tiny lamia is suffering.
>>13361544Hey, the Marvel movies are as on-track as ever.DC meanwhile hasn't made a thoroughly good film since the 80s. Their TV shows are better though.
>>13361544Marvel is doing it right. Sony and all the others trying to cash in are fucking it up.
>>13361544No, just all the X-Men movies. Except for maybe the First Class timeline. Maybe.
>>13361519How would you look at it?
>>13361543I forget his name. He was known to sperg about KR nonstop.
>>13361549I wish they still did animation like they did in the late 90s. Anything new sucks ass.
>>13361549>>13361552The Avengers stuff is fine. X-Men and Spider-man are not.
>>13361562Wasn't it Kamen Rider Guy?I never tripped, but that's what people called me.Heh, I was kind of a douche back then huh? Rest assured I've grown out of it.
>>13361565Right, those 2 are Sony. Or spiderman is Sony and x-men is...I can't remember.And Sony hasn't made a sound business decision in 10 years. The only reason they're winning the console race right now is their opponent is a deaf, dumb, blind, asshole.
>>13361559I don't know. Just meant simply what I said, there are different ways and angles to look at things. Like me personally, I don't think I'd really be comfortable or be able to trust in an actual relationship with someone who was "Just a sex friend", if I were just one of multiple such friends. Of course, you can just call that my own insecurity, but just pointing out my own view on things.
>>13361574X-Men is Fox.And Sony has finally made a sound business decision with Spiderman. Cut a deal with Marvel and let them deal with the production while they reap the profits.
>>13361564Well, the "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" cartoon that aired a few years ago was pretty good.The more recent "Avengers Assembled"...not so much.
>>13361577Fair enough, I'm pretty chill about that kind of thing.
Well good job morningfags. It's gotten to the point where I just scroll past your hours of bullshit completely.
>>13361584Well, good for you.On the other, more vanilla side of looking at things, if the whole "Sex Friends" and "Using for urges" stuff were just pretenses leading towards an actual relationship, I don't mind the sounds of that as a setup.But again, different ways of looking at things.
>>13361591Judge not lest ye be judged.
>>13361591You didn't do that before?Besides, it's not like were any better, remember the hour long smug contest we had two days ago?
>>13361595I will once more reiterate that while I have never read Moose's Over-long Saga, I am extremely thankful for this wonderful image which he hath granted unto us.
>>13361595Paws are lacking meatiness
They're watching us
>>13361617You sure do know how to make me paranoid.
>>13361617And this is bad?
>>13361617But I taped over the little camera
>>13361598Please. All the best discussions happen from now to late night. And naw, I was always scared of missing something good. Now I realize I'd rather miss it. I'll just ctrl f paste links.
>>13361617Of course. How do you think is responsible for creating monstergirl content and these threads? It's a trick so they can pick out their husbando.
Think of five monster girls, alright? They can be of any species, and not all of them have to be of different ones, but you have to think of five individual monster girls.Done?This five monster girls are convinced that you are a powerful wizard who can help them find a husbando for each of them. You have tried explaining them that you're no wizard, but they are convinced that it's a way to test their resolve in their dream to find a husbando.You have to find a way to help these monster girls seduce their husbandos, or they will eventually fall in love with you... You don't want that to happen. Do you?
>>13361629>You don't want that to happen. Do you?God no
>>13361629I'll get the fur of them to leave, but my waifu will stay.
>>13361629>pick five waifusFuck. I'm not even a harem fag either, but the thought of sending them off to other guys sucks.
>>13361629>Five HolstaursMy dream of becoming the milk god is one step closer.
>>13361629I don't want a harem.
Night everyone, keep being awesome and don't burn down the thread.
>>13361620What is that silly creepy crawly doing on the ceiling?
>>13361650Watching you masturbate.
>>13361643You want to be a cowpoke?>>13361650That's the only place you can't reach with the newspaper.
>>13361645Just Voltron themm all into one waifu.
>>13361650Hoping she can catch you jerking off.
>>13361653I want to poke the cow. In the womb. With my dick.
>>13361654A lion!A bat!A scorpion!A succubus!A milking machine!Manticore, assemble!
>>13361629I'm doing this random, let's see what I get.>Jinko>Siren>Slime>Sahuagin>NekomataFuck it, I'm biting the bullet and marrying them all. They want a husband, they're getting one.
>>13361653I really hope Matsu adds in the new girl soon.
>>13361654No anon. We've done that with EMG, it's an experiment that shouldn't ever be repeated.
>>13361662You just need a hacksaw and a bit of duct tape and she'll be looking fine.
>>13361652>>13361655I think I'd be alright with that.
>>13361661Damn....just....DAMN!I would impregnate her and take responsibility
>>13361632>>13361635>>13361645How do you plan on helping them then? It will be bevy hard for you to get rid of them if they fall for you.Which girls did you thought of? You did thought of five girls beforehand, right?>>13361639Which girls did you thought of?>>13361658You're a brave man, I'll give you that.>>13361643>Five holstaur.That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!
>>13361652>>13361655She could just ask.
>>13361666But she'll schlick if she sees you go at it!
>>13361584>>13361593Normally the problem would be that a girl who has had sex friends is more likely to cheat on you. A relaxed attitude towards sex tends to go hand-in-hand with a relaxed attitude towards infidelity.That isn't an issue here though, since we're talking about monster girls and they have built in anti-NTR devices.A sandwich is not bread, captcha is a fucking retard.
>>13361668Like she would give you the choice to say 'no'
>>13361670>That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!Easiest solution: Keep impregnating all five of them on a regular basis so the babies will take care of all the excess milk production. Everyone wins!
>>13361670>Thought ofIs English not your native language? You're not conjugating your verb properly. I can't ever see someone falling for a worthless, ugly social parasite like me, so it's difficult for me to entertain these fantasies.
>>13361668You my nigga.>>13361670>That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!Praise Hathor!captcha: omemsFuck you I don't care if its an omen, just let me be happy.
>>13361671She has a voyeur fetish. She loves the thrill of spying on human boys doing dirty things.
>>13361629Five? Alright...Anubis, Nightmare, Dragon, Lich, Mantis.What? These five are always swimming around in my head. >SpoilerWhat >>13361639 said.
>>13361672>>13361680This keeps getting better and better. Voyeur MGs too good.
>>13361682No, not good. They're creepy and crawly and stinky.
>>13361677Yeah, it's not. It's kind of hard remembering how to properly conjugate verbs in a language when your native one does it in a completely different way.
>>13361673Fair enough, but I just tend to think of such situations with a more realistic mind-set. So just "We're in a relationship now, so even if there were other guys simultaneously, she has no reason to see any of them anymore." rings hollow to me.I tend to be rather vanilla as far as relationship setups go.>SpoilerYeah, see that one a lot. I guess since the image at least contains bread?
>>13361683Stop being silly and write more Night Terrors, Alp.
>>13361674>Those titsGoddamn.I just want to fucking coat those in semen.
>>13361686Other people are allowed to talk about these things than Alp, you know.
>>13361617I-I'll be fine I have my sword!
>>13361688You'd die of dehydration first. Or develop some serious friction burns.
>>13361688They're the size of a man's torso. I mean, I realize Kimihito's a manlet, but still.Gonna need a LOT of jizz to cover 'em.
>>13361674>>13361668>>13361661She's so big in every way allowed. I love it.Cheers to Crabman for finally making a girl with actual muscles on her.
>>13361685Yeah, I'm with you on that, but I can see it from the other side too.
>>13361684Irregular verbs are always fun. What's your native language?
>>13361695Yes. Muscles are good.
>>13361695>No twig armsI'm confused.
>>13361692>Your sword....But that's exactly what they want, Anon...
>>13361695>"Come little man, it's time for snu snu in the woods."RIP
>>13361703Bitches love swords.
>>13361698Mexican spic.
>>13361683That's why she has to watch guys masturbate, it's as close to a dick as she'll ever be. Won;t you do her a favor and give her a god view?
>>13361695Does anyone have the picture of Cerea with breast envy?Never thought that I'd see that: someone with H cups getting jealous of size.
>>13361702Well, she has a stupidly thin core for how tall and built she supposedly is, so there's that. >>13361707jajajaja
>>13361707I never properly learnt them in Spanish, I think I managed to pass by that year in school, English is pretty easy compared thoughSpain here
>>13361710Here's the unedited page. TF posted the translation on /a/ already. It's on the Moe Archive:https://archive.moe/a/thread/124281547/
>>13361692That sword won't save you
>>13361708Nonsense. It's peen repeatedly proven that there are people in these threads who'd a creepy crawly.
>>13361715Poor Cerea, her breasts were her only advantage.
>>13361693>>13361694That's what potions are for.
>>13361710I thought she was bigger than that?Like, in her MILF Chapter, didn't they buy her an H-Cup bra that STILL broke under stress?
>>13361719Eww, bug pussy. Though I'll admit Chimera Bug in MGQ did... things to me.
>>13361629>Slime>Minotaur>Grizzly>Troll>Large mouseI doubt I can really give them any useful advice, so harem it is.
>>13361729What's wrong with bug pussy
>>13361732It stinks because it hasn't been washed.
>>13361728Haven't read anything since Mama Miia, but I think you're right.I think she's an I cup, and it was spiderbutt who was an H.
>>13361715>There are twin brown sheep girlsGlorious.Simply glorious.
>>13361735Then wash it. Or bury your face in it an breathe deep, whichever you prefer.
>>13361739I'll do the latter, but I'll still bully her about it. It's her fault, not mine.
>>13361735Das rayciss
>>13361729>Chimera Bug in MGQ did... things to me.I liked several of Xelvy's girls, as in, the ones at least vaguely girl shaped. Up to the H scenes, from there on things tended to go... Xelvy.
>>13361629>Jabberwock>Cheshire>Ren>Hinezumi>Dark SlimeTry my luck at harem.
>>13361742Go to bed creepy crawley
>>13361740It's not her fault you're an irredeemable pervert who gets turned on by musky Oomukade scent.
>>13361750Yes it is, it's all her fault and she deserves to be punished for it.
>>13361747I don't think the cat and the rat will get along.
>>13361629>Apophis>Shirohebi>Wurm>Pharaoh>Kunoichi>You don't want that to happen.>Do you?Gee, Anon. I just don't know...
>>13361753I swear if this ends in a creepy crawly with vibrators on her antennae, I'm closing this tab.
>>13361715>Cow confirmed for milk-slut who'll let anyone squeeze her breasts and wring her milk out>Also she has a real tailKay then.
>>13361762You know that it does. She needs to learn what it is to be teased like that. She just has no concern for other people and what an affect her body can have!
>>13361715Where are they supposed to be here? I haven't been keeping up.
>>13361761>Apophis>Shirohebi>Wurm>liking being in a breeding ball
>>13361767Cerea broke the house, so they got shipped out to the countryside while Smith's agency fixes it.They're staying at an Onsen (Run by a Yuki-Onna) and have thus far also visited a shrine with a Kitsune Shrine Maiden, and now a farm with a giant-ass cow girl and 3 sheep girls.
>>13361769What? You don't?
>>13361715>Cerea in a body harnessNot sure if that's funny, cute, or dirty given her closet sub tendencies.
>>13361773It's dirty, she's a dirty masochist.
>>13361773It's not a body harness.It's one of those skin-tight spandex workout shirts. They were on a run when they came across the farm.
>>13361629>Oni>Jabberwock>Apophis>Chesire>SharkThis is bad this is real bad
>>13361770How was the kitsune?
>>13361780Furry.
>>13361780Pretty cute. She's a Loli Nine-tails with shapeshifting powers.
>>13361766You can't just punish an innocent creepy crawly for your own depravity. It's not right. It also inhibits their development into healthy predators.
>>13361784Well, be default all kitsune are shape-shifters. It's just not very commonly used.
>>13361764Except not really.
>>13361787It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It's the creepy-crawly, the witch that sent this flame!
>>13361629>Wurm.>Ogre.>Ushi-oni.>Salamander.>Amazon.I am going to fucking die.
>>13361789What do you mean?She definitely has a tail. It pokes out of her overalls right above her ass.
>>13361791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_hTyeuwAo
>>13361815I love you
>>13361791Please don't sexualize creepy-crawlies.
>>13361717Pffft. Killed you all on the first try.
>>13361827>Aahhn! MC-Kun, no more please!">"Shut up Nojiko, you dumb slut! You're gonna get it!">"NYAAN~! Hey that looks fun, can I join you?"There. I sexualized the creepy-crawlies AND saved you months of waiting on whatever Alp was planning.
>>133618349/10 It was shit - IGN
>>13361848>not a perfect tenWhat, too much water for you?
>>13361834Do the Dragon one!
>>13361854Uhh, okay?>"Wahahah desu wa! We are in love now because reasons!">"Argh, my heart!">"It's okay, Friendly Neighbourhood Lich is here!">"Yay! Happily ever after!">years pass>"I'm sorry daughter, but they didn't have any Dormice, so here's a regular Maus to cuddle!">"Please don't eat me!"
>>13361859Eh, 7/10.At least you tried.
>>13361864Do better, biatch.
>>13361859Mouse 'eaten' by fluffy?
>>13361870I was thinking Mouse used as a body pillow by Dragotheru.
>>13361859Her tail bothers me. Do any mice have segmented tails like that?
>>13361872It's a cute idea, but I don't think Alp'll go that way.Unfortunately for Nyanon.
>>13361880Pfft, like I'm going to do tha
>>13361879You know I did once say I was going to do that, but I forgot all about it until it was brought up here.Luckily for Cheesenugget.Also Pomus is pregnant now, starting at line 208. This is the shortest update ever.http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD
>>13361883>impregnationI am now diamonds.captcha: ssmut
>>13361883I want Pomus to slap me after I knocked her up. Then we'll raise cute sea slime children together.
>>13361890>>13361892Little Sea Slime name suggestions will now be accepted.Unfortunately the following updates to this story will have ara ara Kraken and genki Barracuda Mermaids.
>>13361895Maybe Alma? That sounds nice to me.
Wan Wan?
>>13361899>AlmaSure, if you're naming hellspawn.>>13361895How about Maribell?
>>13361901Alma means kind or nourishing. Not exactly a hellspawn name.
>>13361905But the only two Almas I know are the one from FEAR and the one from MGQ.
>>13361880>>13361882Well, that was fa
>>13361905Where did you get that from?
>>13361910https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alma_(given_name)Also a Greek derivation of the word means salt water.
>>13361912>salt waterI'll take it.
>>13361880YEEART!
>>13361900wan
>>13361919Wan wan awoo?
>>13361933Can I feed her an ice cream
>You will never date a monster girl who has a big, buff, Broly-lookin' Richard Epcar-sounding motherfucker for an incubus father
>>13361935You can try.
>>13361933Jesus Christ i never understood this picture untill now fuck im an idiot thank you for that file name
>>13361935No.
>>13361936Is he a dense Paladin-san?
>>13361943i would find a way to get her some ice cream even if i had to break physics
>>13361945No.http://i.imgur.com/Xhp0CBy.jpgHe'll crack your skull open like an egg if you hurt his daughter.But he'll also train you to be as strong as him if you ask.
>>13361948Just get that flower girl from railgun to do it.
>>13361948Liquid Nitrogen Cream might resist the influence of her heat long enough?
>>13361951Dear God who is this Edge-Master?
>>13361956The final boss of Disgaea 3.He used to be a hero.
>>13361956Don't worry. The back part is just decoration, to scare you.Like the hoods that Apophis girls wear.
>>13361948>>13361953The best part about eating ice cream is the way it melts in your mouth anyways. It's just making sure that it stays frozen until it gets there is the problem.
>>13361961But I like those hoods.
>>13361965Nobody said you can't.After all, a woman's hood is her prized possession. She'd practically be naked without one.
>>13361951>>13361936>tfw girls with incubus dads will actually argue about whose dad can beat up the other's dad>And their dads can and will actually engage in battle for the sake of their daughters' petty squabbles>They mostly end in a draw, to let both girls save face, unless one of the dads happens to be a dick
>>13361956>EdgeWhat's edgy about his design? Or are you just using words you don't know again?
>>13361984Let's see...The shadowy aura, over-sized, misshapen energy sword, long dark hair, and that overdesigned mess of wings and tentacles behind him.>>13361959>DisgaeaWell that explains everything. Neat.
Take note of the goat.
>>13361998>Wool bursting through her pants>Covering up her handsDear lord, that sheep could do with a sheering. I volunteer.Her nails could do with a trimming too.
>>13361977>happens to be a dick You come at me, you coma at me like a man, In not gonna hesitate to wreck you.
>>13361997>long hair and big weapons are edgy now>sadowy auras are no longer acceptable on villain charactersOne is just straight up character design, and has nothing to do with edge. Big fancy weapons have always been a staple of fantasy, and also have nothing to do with edge. The guy is evil and obviously powerful, hence the aura of darkness. This is entirely acceptable, you wouldn't bitch about an aura of light on an angel, would you? The only thing slightly edgy is the wing/tentacles, and if they are there for a good reason, plot wise, I personally wouldn't call it edgy. Maybe he fucked nyarlhotep and got a cosmic STD, I don't fuckin know. It's mere existence doesn't qualify edge tho. Furthermore, the guy only has one belt. And it's actually acting as a belt. That there should be proof enough that this design isn't edgy. You don't know what edgy is, so don't use words you don't understand.
>>13362012Can't you see you're raping him with your logic and understanding of genre staples anon?
>>13362011Really, it's more like an agreement of,>Hey, my daughter wanted me to fight you, but I'm not really about it.>How about we entertain all the kids in an amazing DBZ-tier swordfight and then end in a draw?>That way, neither of our daughters will get called pussies or something.
>>13362012>Belts equal edgyI love how seriously you're taking an obvious parody.Go bury your head in Lulu's cleavage.
>>13362014But I haven't called xim a pronoun yet. How can it be rape?
>>13362012I think he was assuming the guy was edgy because he wasn't aware of the source. But obviously you slide past the bismuth radar if you're a big bad. Especially if you're a big bad from Disgaea, which he makes clear.
>>13362021I don't know the source either. Maybe the guy is a darkheart cut-master, I don't know. His design ain't edgy tho.
>>13362015>Not having the fight become a "loud proclamation of most embarrassing moments of your daughter's life" contest Do you even fatherhood?
>>13362019>obvious parody.That's your fault for assuming he isn't being serious.
>>13362020You didn't nod and agree, you're scaring him and challenging his safe space.
>>13362035>"For the sake of my daughter, whom I love despite her eating all the thin mints from the jar before dinner...whom I love despite her wetting the bed until 2nd grade...">"D-DAD!!!">"I will not lose to you!!!"
>>13362038Oh shit, I just committed mass rapeocide. I'm so sorry anons. Can you forgive me?
>>13362038>Safe SpaceUgh. I remember reading an article about that shit a few days ago. That is some of the cringiest shit I've ever heard of.Why are literal manchildren taking over?I ask the thread which devotes its days flip-flopping between arguing and gushing over fictional, inhuman women...
>>13362045Just remember that not everyone is comfortable with facts and check your privilege.
>>13362042>wet the bed until 2nd gradeWould you lick your daughteru's crotch clean after she wet the bed?
>>13362059Ask /pol/ it's something about being on the downswing of society.
>>13362042>Both of the girls screaming for them to stop by the end>I cannot concede defeat. My honor demands I face such a worthy opponent to the end! Blush harder sweetie!>You have earned my admiration as well in the ancient arts of fatherhood. But you will fall.>You wouldn't really use THAT?>I would. BEHOLD, THE BABY ALBUM!
>>13362066N-...No............
>>13362066Not even if I dicked the daughteru. The only thing I find more disgusting than piss is bananas.
>>13362071Really? Is that so?
>>13362071u wot m8
>>13362071Obvious joke aside, I highly agree with this sentiment. Bananas are gross.
>>13362035>"For the sake of Diddles->DADDY YOU PROMISED NOT TO CALL ME ANYMORE>I challenge you to a hip-hop battle!"What's more embarrassing than a dad rapping
>>13362068>baby picturesHe went straight for the kill.
>>13362071DO YOU WANT A BANANA?
>>13362082a rap with dad jokes
>>13362082But what if he was actually good?What if he was at least as good as Lotus Juice?
>>13362066Not unless she pisses liquid candy and sunshine.So if she's a fairy, yes.
>>13362090PEEL IT DOWN AND GO MM-NN-AAHH!! IIYADA!!
Your buddy sets you up on a blind date. It's very sudden but he claims that he made a promise he forgot about and he needs you to bail him out. You have no idea who you're about to meet. Choose 1, 2, or 3. Your choice determines who your date is. No take-backs, you just gotta roll with it. Tell us how the date goes. http://pastebin.com/Jn7HLxG4
>>13362104I picked 2. It surprisingly matches my style.
>>13362104>Select 3Could be a fun time. Might be a bit wary, what with her apparent figure, the clothing choices and table manners, but all the same, sounds like it'd be a fun night.
>>13362092Then the other guy is fuckedUnless he's as good as Daveed Diggs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTPWY8MMGOk
>>13362104>3I was a little sad I missed out on 1 at first, then I fully read 3 and no longer regret it in the least.
>>13362104>Sundress>Vintage sweaters>Galoshes>Wearing a scarf with a sundress>Vegetarian>UkuleleFuck it, I'm okay with this. She sounds sweet. 9/10, would give up my slovenly ways for.
>>13361381>Alp came here to laugh at you.jpg
>>13361883Impregnate the slime. Do it now.I do have to note, that was the most dispassionate description of coitus I've heard since physiology classes.
>>13362104Since nobody picked it, 1.Eh, shoulda stuck with 2 like I planned to pick. I'd probably not show too much interest to be honest, though she seems nice.I love me some erotic piercings, woulda loved the wolf.
>>13361880YEEART!YEEART!YEEART!
>>13362104>2Just like in my dreamsI'd call her a pleb for her music tastes though
>>13362104>1At the end of the date I ask her to marry me.Then we spend all night fucking like beasts.Then tender cuddling until about 3 in the afternoon.
>>13362160>Then we spend all night fucking like beasts.>Implying she'd even be the type to kiss on the first date, let alone fuck
>>13362162But we're married now. It's totally fine.
>you will never be breastfed alraune nectar
>>13362136IT ONLY SAID TO DO IT ONCE ANON-SAN. RECITE YOUR DEATH HAIKU
>>13361880!TRAEEY
>>13361880YAEERT¡
>>13361880Y̧̦̻̬̖̬̖̬̞̦̬̭̞̜̟͉̼̿̏̂͛̑̾̀̋͆͜ͅͅĒ̛̹̞̩̤͖̠̗̍̅̊̍͑̿ͮ́́̚̕͡Ḛ̛̘̘̖͎̜̻̣̼̞̠͚͖̒ͭ̐̓̓͒͑ͤ̿̂̕͢A̛̬͍͎̩̹̜͍̱̰͎̖̞̙̣͖͕ͩ̋͋̓ͣͫ̔̂ͭ̀̂̋́͝R̷̶͙̜̫̭͕̩̠̯̹͓̱͓͆̉ͬ͆ͨ͛͗̒ͥ̋͂̋ͩ̕T̶̷̝̪͔͓̰̮̤̭͚̪͈̜͎̣͈̪̻̫̥̈ͪ̓ͫͫͪ̀̔͊ͧ̕͜͠!̵̧̨̞̲̰͓̠͇̫̜̣̞̦̜͖̲̱͒̏͒ͬ̀͌͋͠͠
YEEART!
>You will never date a mojyo Kunoichi girl who analyzes and talks about the flaws of the choreography of every ninja action movie she watches>Except for Brina Lee. She knows how to fight.
>>13362222What if we watch horrible low budget ninja movies on purpose? Would she like those?
>>13362222>She likes naturo
>>13362223She'd have as much fun watchng them as the ordinary person would enjoy watching The Room.Which is to say: a lot.>>13362224I think she would take offense to that assumption.Seriously, don't say that in front of her.
>>13362226But I love The RoomOh hi Mark
>>13362226>Go jogging with her>Run past her with your arms behind your back and a leaf village headband onYou'll never get to embarrass your ninja GF.
>>13362228Good, you'll enjoy watching it, together.
>>13362229Oh god that would be hilarious>She starts going into some long speech about the art of using (insert weapon)>You just say "but why not a gun?"
>>13362104I picked 2. Not what I would normally pick. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't give it a shot. Though I don't like piercing.
>>13362238>HFW she wonders that much more why she's still dating you>And yet she still continues to do so
>>13362238You're not supposed to be a jerk to her, anon. Just be on her side for every argument with subtle bullying>Nuh-uh, my girlfriend is a NINJA, she could just karate chop the bullets out of mid airUh...honey. T-thanks but that's not how i->Nonsense. Go on babe. Show him how fast you run. I bet you could just dodge the bullets. Or just use your shadow juijitsu, and make the bullets passN-no, I told you before, that was just an illu->Hand me the gun man you'll see. Watch how she just evades this shit.
>>13362250>Just cut the bullets in halfUh, n-no hun, then I'd just get shot twice. The art is stealth. If they get a chance to shoot you, you've already lo->No, just use that knife of yours, the one with the magic folding jujitsu
>>13362104I'm so glad I picked 2.
>>13361715>Cerea has the physical strength to use a long/broadsword like Vergil uses Yamato>And has even USED A LOG THAT SAME SIZE LIKE A BO STAFF>But carrying 10 log is a seemingly daunting task to herFuck you Crab, 'Cerea is my favorite character' my ass.
>>13362274Crab can't into consistency.
I'm surprised I've never seen manticore tail vore.
>>13362281Don't jinx it
>>13362281Now you're just tempting .less.
>>13362281Vore is a subsidiary of Belly Expansion/Weight GainWhich is shunned here.Even .less wouldn't try it again after last time.
>>13362283>>13362285>>13362289I was checking the /d/ catalog and remembered tail vore was a thing.
>>133621041 > 3 > 2Yet they're all good.
>>133622932 > 1 = 3
>>13362104>2>Going out with a Gyaru WerewolfI can go for that.
>>13362300I agree. As friends, though. I don't see myself having a serious relationship with any of them.
>>13362308I would probably be ok with three, as far as relationships go. Neither of the other two though.
>>13362248>She eventually comes to realize she's only going out with you because you've got a cute butt.>Greatest shame of her life.>You can see she's upset but don't know why.>Offer to help her commit Sudoku.
>>13362324>Give her a plastic knife>why.jpg
>>13362274>>And has even USED A LOG THAT SAME SIZE LIKE A BO STAFFMaybe he realized chapter 21 was the worst shit he ever made and actually DEGRADED Cerea as a character so he's pretending it doesn't exist.
>>13362326>plastic knifeHe was aware all along. He just wanted to watch her suffer.
What'cha doing filename?
>>13362352Reading Willis and Rhea and teitoku stuff
>>13362352Waiting on Kisaragi kai 2 for kancolle and contemplating creating my own monster girl setting.
>>13362364There's still some hours left for the 23rd, Anon
>>133623663 hours left till live maintenance so it's not that long. Gives me enough time to brainstorm ideas and never write anything at least.
>>13362370We'll both be busy when the 28th comes so you better at least write them down before your sanity consumes you.And me.Good luck, fellow ttk.
So...how would big meaty paws play board games?
>>13362466Very carefully.
>>13362466I'd like to think an Anubis would play chess using a plastic stick with a rounded "claw" on the end of it. Squeezing the stick would close to claw, allowing her to move pieces more carefully than she would with her huge meaty paws although she'd still have to be careful.
>>13362364Boatsluts are translated or you are playing jap version?
>>13362481I always assumed she'd use those general shuffleboard sticks to gentle shove pieces around.
>>13362482There's a translated version of boatsluts?Also Tobihime when?
>>13362482Japanese version with an English viewer/browser to keep track of equipment more easily. And posting re-class to pretend this is slightly monster girl related
>>13362481Why couldn't she just use her own claws?
Would you go on a date with any species (apart from Matango, etc) or would you only go with some species?
>>13362511Harbour-chan best abyssal
>>13362537Anything (with the standard bracketed exceptions: Alp, Cait Sith)
>>13362554>this fag wouldn't date an alp
>>13362537I'd like to give any monster girl a fair chance. Maybe not Matangos, furries or stage 1 Alps but most other species deserve a chance at least. Hell I'd even give a Beelzebub a fair shot, judging by the state of my room they're the only one that'd give me a chance anyway.
>>13362537Yes, even horse pussy if she's nice.>>13362554>Not dating an Alp
Oh wow, here's another Cheshire by KC. Never saw it posted here before so maybe someone missed it.
>>13362566>judging by the state of my room they're the only one that'd give me a chance anywayWhat about an Akaname that wants to clean you up? Or an Oomukade that comes out at night to lie on your piles of dirty clothes?
>>13362537Depends on the girl and her pleb taste
>>13362569Blue board
>>13362578Ah yeah. Sorry.http://i.imgur.com/A7KX71s.jpg?1
>>13362587*flaps her tail, throwing that large cum splatter in Anon's face**pop!*
>>13362537Most. Some obvious exceptions, as well as the really sadistic things. Other than that I'm alright with trying.
>>13362537Some species, though I'd like to be friends with the ones I don't go after.>you will never be friends with a baphomet that brings you sneak peeks of new sabbath products.
>>13362537If she's nice, sureIt's just like in my harem anime!
>you will never force feed hathor milk to a baphomet
>>13362129>the most dispassionate description of coitusIs that some kind of bullying?
>>13362357What's that, some kind of bizarro version of Rhea and Willis with maledom?
>>13361883I'm with this guy >>13362129. For impreg sex that was strangely dispassionate. Maybe because you put the guy into some sort of Hathorite trance and just described Pomus as being in pain for most of the time?>>13361895Ujeli
>>13362537How would a date with a Hellhound/Ushi-Oni/Amazon be?
>>13362702I just don't think sex with a slime would be all that exciting. I'll try harder next time. If there is a next time.>UjeliWe already picked Alma back then.
>>13362666...._NoI fucked up
>>13362709>HellhoundFun date, then she rapes you>Ushi-OniRape, rape and more rape>AmazonNormal date but with role reversal
>>13362711> can morph between body types at will> can dick literally any part of her> tentacles> full-body massages> is her own waterbed> can do clone technique> "not exciting"You are no longer mah nigga
>>13362739They're just goo though.
>>13362739>>13362740To clarify, I'm talking about Sea Slime specifically, not regular Slimes. Something like Suu or Erubite is different.
>>13362740And a p'orc is just pork.It's not what you're made of that counts, it's how lewd you are with it.
What are some underrated girls?
>>13362758Creepy crawleys
>>13361268I guess you could say "the floor is larva"
>>13362758Khepris. Although they're more well liked than they used to be. In some of the /a/ threads they used to be met with outright hate.
>>13362758Slimes, apparently.Also anything immobile gets very little loev, 'cos they're not really cut out for the adventure-type fics people keep writing. So plantgirls end up underappreciated, despite being top-class semen demons, because they're below-average party members.
>>13362755I'm sorry. I'll try harder. Seriously.
>>13362777Harem a shit, forced incubus a shit.HATEATETEE
>>13362778Should the garden of Hannah Girtroot the herbalist Troll have some plant girls in it?
>>13362758Gargoyles
>>13362778I like plantgirls. It is true that being immobilised doesn't make them very appealing, but for people like myself who just want a calm life they're top tier.
>>13362781Like that. Although it's not forced if I want it. With the power of an incubus king you could order them all to wear maid outfits and refer to you as master. I'd trade all my possessions for a harem of brown bug maids.
>>13362796But Anon, plantgirls like to eat people. Don't go putting yourself in danger.
>>13362797>you will never raise a harem/army of khepri to conquer the world
>>13362758Grizzly
Have you praised Buffcubus today?
>>13362778Plantgirls are great, but they don't need to be strictly immobile in writing. That just depends on how much plant to girl you want. Alraune for example, is her flower akin to a charging dock, a big glorified natural bed, or something else? Could she get some nutrients from standing barefoot in soil, outside her flower? All that limits you is imagination
>>13362780I'm not trying to bring you down, Alp. Pomus is still loev as a character and I have nothing but appreciation for you shining a light on a monstergirl who previously had no content.But I always try and suggest improvements to every mg thing I read. Hell, I even do it when I read Bob, even though he's substantially better at writing than me. Plz do not seppuku your pastebin.
>>13362821Crap! I forgot. Will she rub her abs against my face to remind me?
>>13362805That's just paladin propaganda.
>>13362821My once tubby Tanuki can now lift like an Oni, she's soft and has muscle now.The best of both worlds
>>13362758Apsara.BarometzRen XiongmaoKejourouAkanameKarakasa-Obake
>>13362807Army is overdoing it for me, I'd settle for a Khepri Mafia. They could run protection rackets on sex shops which would be pretty common in MGC and sell counterfeit aphrodisiacs. Of course it's all fun and games till you end up infront of an Anubis judge and get sentenced to 5-10 years of Ushi slave labour for running an crime syndicate.
>>13362831It's fine anon, it's fine. I'll try harder in the future.
>>13362758Despite being one of the classic, main-species mgs, harpies seem to be vastly underrepresented in writefaggotry.I think it's because whenever anyone wants a flying MG they got straight for Dragon.
>>13362821She looks pissed, like she tried and failed to woo a harem-dense MC
I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her how special she is to me!
>>13362846Can't tell if this is just a devious plantgirl posting in order to trick me.
>>13362865lacking both hands and tentacles is an issue for me. I assume the need to help each other to dress in the morning
Let's discuss the REAL best monster girl waifu.Yours.
>>13362846Bullshit, I was there when an Anon got seduced by a Dryad.I can still hear him inside of that tree.
>>13362882Why is she so perfect?
>>13362882I like my monsterwaifuShe's mean towards strangers though
>>13362889MGE dryads are shit. I headcanon them.
>>13362889Does he say stuff like>Damn honey, you're barking me up a tree!>Ooh, you're really sapping my strength!Because that's probably just Charon messing with you.
>>13362890She just is, it can't be helped. And there's absolutely nothing creepy about her.
>>13362882Always remember that canonically Baphomets have the most pleasurable vaginas. Speaking of which, did we ever finish that list of sex masteries?According to the entries, winners are....Vagina: BaphometOral: Ghoul (for blowjobs), Akaname (licking)Boobjobs: HolstHandjobs: DwarfAnal: ???No conclusion on the last one yet. Any suggestions?
>>13362881I assume they would have clothes designed in such a way that they can ready themselves(Or maybe they don't wear clothes, and just rely on conveniently placed feathers)
>>13362911>AnalKraken
>>13362911Paizuri Holstaur?
>>13362903Either Dryads are the worst MG in MGE, or that description was of what a Dryad does to someone she hates...
>>13362911The only MGE profile that so much as mentions anal is Dark Valkyrie, so...
Puppy daughterus a best Prove me wrong>Loyal>Playful>Adorable>Full of energy>Loving>Comes with many sisters>Many breeds to choose from
>>13362537Yes, besides Caith Sith and Mantago I would be willing to try and date any MG. Ofcourse I would favor some races more than others. But i'm still willing to give them all a fair chance.
>>13362920So that means we need a Valkyrie taking it up the rear. Consider it done.
>>13362911>Anal: ???[spoiler[Cheshire[/spoiler]
whoever first came up with Monster Girl City as a thing anyway?
>>13362929Anonymous.
>>13362929Fun fact, MGC wasn't supposed to be Detroit tier at the beginning, just a normal city in a modern setting with monstergirls.
>>13362916There is an MG called Tentacle isn't there?I mean Kraken can only provide anal stimulation near water. Any MG with tentacles that is able to do so in all terrains would win.
>>13362929It's sort of a group work idea. No one really. If you're interested, PsychoFox on IRC has been putting together a huge, collective pastebin on everything MGC related so far. Last I heard a few months ago he had 15 pages.
>>13362934Then it went downhill after a small grace period.
>>13362920I see no mention of anal on the dark valkyrie profile
>>13362938>PsychoFoxis that pastebin public yet?
>>13362911I must protest the boobjob one. Holsts are the breastfeeding monster. It's hobgoblin tits that are for paizuri'ing.
>>13362820Yeah, man. I love those fuzzy lovers.
>>13362947Last I heard was a few months ago. I don't visit IRC often. If I had a link I would have posted it, sorry.
>>13362948>hobgoblin>beating HolstMilky titjobs > shortstack.
>>13362934Even now though it's status varies wildly. There's the Detroit tier MGC, the MGC where man and monster peacefully co-exist and everything in between the two. These days MGC is just a way of using a modern day setting without specifying a location.
>>13362937I wasn't making that jokeImagine a CC Kraken bending over and spreading with her tentacles
>>13362966Hobgoblins can give you standing paizuri due to their short size, I think they win.
>>13362946Huh. You're right. I'll tell you what's happened, though:> They were once disgusted by the act of being joined with their husband itself, and the depravity of having their husband demand a sexual position that he knows they used to especially hate such as the bestial rear entry position, where they're penetrated by the man from behind, or the shameless cowgirl position, where they themselves get on top of the man and shake their hips, only serves to fuel their ecstasy all the more.I'm fairly sure that "bestial rear entry position" was originally translated as "shameful backdoor position".
Would you help an Ara Ara girl with her Dick Shortage?
>>13362997If I have no wife, sure
>>13362986How exactly does that make them better? A tit that doesn't produce any milk is merely a lump of flabby meat.Holsts are better because they produce milk, have a lovely sized chest that doesn't look ridiculous, and can reach item on the top shelf in the kitchen.
>>13362997Krakens are one of my favourites and the most ara ara
>>13362929Someone not very productive or insightful, because it's turbo lame.
>>13362997Does M. Bison want to take over the world?
>>13362987>bestial rear entry positionThat just sounds more like "doggy style", since many japs refer to that style as beastly.
>>13362986But they can't hug you into their chests while standing. Holsts can do paizuri as well as bury your face.
>>13362882She's cute, pure and if you compliment her, linguine starts to spill out of her pocket.
>>13360291>>13360295Yeah yeah, old response, blah blah.I keep seeing this all the time, and that is not why he changed his tumblr.It was because of his association with an old group of drawfags on /b/ so he was going to start a new slate with another character and whatever else.That crap has nothing to do with this place.
>>13363001>A tit that doesn't produce any milk is merely a lump of flabby meatEven better, you can tease her for her useless meat.> and can reach item on the top shelf in the kitchenMore teasing potential, you can give her headpats and reach the jar for her. Although all the teasing would probably get you death glares from her goblin followers given how much they're supposed to respect hobgolins.
>>13363033>>13363001Guys.Guys,Hey guys,Why not both?
>>13363001I'm not even saying I disagree with you, but the premise was which CANONICALLY is best at each sex act. I am personally skeptical that bapho could have the best vagina, but that's what the MGE says.And when it comes to paizuri, the holst profile doesn't even mention it except in the supplemental art caption, while the hobgoblin profile contains......err......also no mention of paizuri, just a lengthy paragraph on nipple-fondling followed by mandatory goblin harem.KENKOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
>>13363033>>13363042>bullying the shortstack Either way, in the end if obvious that the best titjobs come from your waifu.>>13363041We can't always have both.>>13363042
>>13363042Ho-ho my lad! Down go, my lad! Down, down, down to Goblin town!
>>13358773the emphasis is on "monster", the things that kill people and are enemies; not on girl
>>13363052Why hello there.
>>13363050>Not having both.>Not wanting your hobgoblin waifu to drink straight from the tap of you holstaur waifu as you impregnate both of thremCome on Anon, you can do it.
>>13363067No.
>>13363067Now that's an eye opener. Or double paizuri where the holst's milk sprays all over the hobgoblin's breasts so you've got two pairs of breasts covered in milk pressing against your junk.
I don't like big breasts
>>13362911I remember Anons agreeing that moth-girls would give the vest vaginal sex because of someone saying that real moths have a specialized hole only used for sex with the male and their use of sex pheromones.
>>13363085Yeah? Well that's ok
>>13363085Then you can have a regular goblin, or a horde of them. They tend to come together like that.
>>13363085That's fine. You can date all the regular Goblins.
>>13362911We can do better than this:Vagina: Baphomet (honourable mention: Lilim?)Oral (blowjobs): GhoulOral (licking): Akaname (honourable mention: Karakasa-Obake)Titjobs: Holst (honourable mention: Hobgoblin)Handjobs: DwarfAnal (her): Dark Valkyrie, maybeAnal (you): Roper? (Honourable mention: tentacle)Harem: Bicorn (honourable mention: queen slime)Impreg: Mothgirl (honourable mention: echidna)Sisters: Liliraune (honourable mention: khepri?)
>>13363098>honourable mention: echidnaI say she should be in Moth's place.
>>13363052Then just make them monsters, god dammit.
I mean, I know it's just a fantasy. But Cerea getting milked? My dick can't handle it.
>>13363103My reasoning was that echidnas seem to be more interested in the prospect of being a mother than in the actual act of being knocked up.Also moths should be easier to knock up 'cos they're less OP than echidnas.
>>13363107Why Caithyl, why? I must remain faithful to Rachne, please don't tempt me.
>>13363113But Echidnas like having lots and lots of children. They get to experience being impregnated numerous times.And how powerful they are shouldn't play a part in this.
>>13363113That and moths have a powder created to increase fertility
>>13363151Wouldn't that just mean they're the best drug dealers for Monters?
>>13363161Probably.Combined that with some manticore venom and you've got a 100% chance of twins.
>>13363103Well here's why you're wrong
This place is a tremendous shithole.
>>13363181Feels like home already, eh?
>>13363067>Giving a hobgoblin holstaur milk straight from the tap. You don't realize what you just did do you?
>>13363181What a new and interesting revelation. You truly are a world class journalist.It's a comfy shithole though
>>13363181I can't believe this place hasn't been chased to /d/ yet
>>13363181Dung-beetle monster-girls.
>>13363172Looks more like she's holding a plate in front of her belly over her being preggers. No pregnant woman's belly is that oddly shaped.
>>13363051>we will never have proper orcs in that vein>all just pigmen or warcraft/hammer varietyYou don't even need to change that much: make them all female, more attractive while still maintaining their vileness and presto.
>>13363196Yeah, because /jp/ is obviously the bastion of quality...
>>13363202Eggs anon. A lot of eggs
>>13363220If that's the case then insects should be disqualified for their mass births through eggs.
>>13363230it's okay anon, only of those girls will live to breed
>>13362858That's okay anon. Your Khepri mafia would free you and then flee together with you to the desert, where you can focus on becoming a family man instead.
>>13363247I just realised how out of hand having a harem of Khepri could get, a batch of daughterus from each one could be enough to start a village.
>>13363280Not a village. A hive.
>>13363280Depends on how you look at it and how closely you follow KCs rules on childbirth. If you stick to KC's rulebook it's very hard for an MG to get a cute daughteru. So you'd likely have some very old but consistent Khepri families. Otherwise you would get hives/villages full of Khepri's pretty fast. Though even then i'd assume that a generation of daughterus would just split up from the main hive at some point in search of a husband, thus creating a new village/hive/realm when they find one. Unless Khepri's die young, that will probably get out of hand fast. I hope humanity figures out how to travel to the stars fast after 2017 hits us.
>>13362104>Quirky/Hipster Holstaurus>Punker Werewolf>Nerdy NEET Stoner OrcI'm okay with all three, really. Ended up with 1.
>>13363298I recall reading somewhere -- can't recall if it was a tweet or something in the world guide book -- which said something along the lines of the reproduction rate having some correlation with the food chain.Like how in real life the huge, top predators typically only produce small numbers (I imagine Dragons, Jinkos, etc) while smaller, simpler lifeforms at the bottom reproduce much faster (climes, bug-types, etc?)
So which girl actually needs stories the most?
>>13363298>If you stick to KC's rulebook it's very hard for an MG to get a cute daughteruThank god for that, we don't want to be re-enacting resident evil with endless amounts of Khepri or do we?
>>13363357That's also my headcanon, but if it is canon even better.
>>13363359Yeti
>>13363359Selkie, Beelzebub and maybe something about a lonely Christmas cake Matango who can't understand why men hate her. I can imagine her bursting into tears at a bar while her married Jinko friend tries to cheer her up.
>>13363374>matango bursts into tears>all girls in the room become mushroomified>all men in the room because braindead mushroom slaves
>>13363369I would welcome some of those, as long as they are the right kind, or rather, not the wrong kind.
>>13363359Need?>inb4 everyone just starts shouting out their favourite MG like last threadIn all seriousness, some interesting concepts for running stories that haven't really been explored...- Living Doll: Having to try and fend of constant accusations of being an Alp-in-training due to having a doll with you everywhere. Constantly trolls owner into awkward situations, everyone thinks he's loony when he blames the doll. Could work as either slapstick, horror, or both.- Slime: Almost never done. I'd like to see a sort of healing/growth story where a slime goes from dumb-as-a-dog and slowly becomes more complex and intelligent until it becomes a true worthy partner for her husbandu/host- Kikimora: There haven't seem to been any serious stories which explore the complex relationship between master/servant, professional distance, and forbidden love. Could be a good drama.- Tanuki: Another good potential drama. Possibly a Tanuki who keeps getting pulled into a more distant relationship due to pursuit of wealth, which struggles against her love for someone.
>>13363384(cont.)Amazon/P'Orc: Trying to "civilize" a formerly wild orc who believes she's supposed to be a slave or object for her husbandu (or vice versa). He tries to instead teach her how to be in a normal, equal relationship.Dark (Priest/Angel/Valkyrie): Similar to above. Try to convert her from viewing relationships as a purely sexual thing into a more "normal" one with lovey dovey stuff like dating, watching movies, going to dinner, etc.Familiar or Witch: Girl clings to a guy, and he assumes it's just her parroting Sabbath teaching, and she tries to win him over by slowly convincing him that she actually loves him as a person, not just because he's an onii-san.Elemental: I can't even recall anyone writing a decently-long story where an elemental is the central love interest. I don't know why.
>>13363359Salamander
>>13363359Believe it or not - Lilim.There are no stories that actually have them as a character outside of one or two greentexts. Characters like Mari and Ilassa have profiles, sure, but that's not the same.
>>13363369I agree.A story of high school Anonymous dating a MGE Yeti who's mom is Tomasu Yeti and the father is some cool Lumber Jack who's overly protective of his cute daughter with neat stories about manly mountain man things.
>>13363359Mimics and/or Pot Devils/Jinn of the Jar>>13363384>TanukiSuddenly recalling this story of a merchant who makes a marriage contract with a Tanuki, travels the world to become financially worthy of her, only to discover she started a family with someone else in his absence.
>>13363416>LilimA nice concept for a Lilim would be one in a modern setting and comes from a rich family. She has a huge circle of "friends" that surround her but she feels as if everything is empty and only due to her family's status. That is of course until she meets selfy-mc-insert and he treats her like a pest, the refreshing and honest behaviour causes her to stalk him in an attempt to win him over.It's cheesy and cliche but I love cheesy and cliche.
>>13363430This picture is the equivalent of the fat girl angle shot, but remember you're still ugly as sin. UGLY!
>>13363441The last time we tried or even attempted to put a lilim in a story was for a maid cafe but then everything went to shit because >why is a lilim there in the first place so yea nothing happened to it
>>13363415Salamander - Anonymoose's Monster Girl Saga covers that one pretty well.
>>13363448Lies and slander.
>>13363456That's because it was .less (or Mari) trying to shoehorn in Mari the lilim somewhere she didn't belong. It's also why .Less thinks MGE is shit now.
>>13363462>coversOne man's stories does not quench the thirst of desire for Salamander booty.
>>13363456>why is a lilim there in the first placeSecret cosplay hobby which her mother disapproves of so she works part time in a maid cafe in the next town to engage in her forbidden activity. Throw in something about her liking one of the regulars or the male chef and there you go.It's silly sure but we're in a thread about wanting to fuck imaginary girls, if the oc was super serious there'd be something wrong.
>>13363359orcs
>>13363359Are there any Jinko stories?
>>13363384Slime - there is actually something like this out there called Wicked Diety on Fenoxo Forumhttp://forum.fenoxo.com/thread-2318.htmlLong ass story in a custom MG setting about super ninja-swordsman and 2 other guys travelling with a Echidna and Red Slime.The Red Slime starts out pretty simpleminded, though well meaning. And there is 2 gradually developing romances. Though that story has really really really long and detailed "intro" that is basically describing the setting - of which only a relatively small portion is used.
>>13363384>SlimeSounds like every AI story ever, except this AI wants to suck your dick constantly. I imagine as she gets smarter she becomes more calculated in how she pleasures you until she's beyond human intelligence and can literally knock you out from pleasure.
>>13363479She can pretend to be a regular Succubus and hide her power level.With a partial reasoning that she wanted to be treated "normally" instead of some super rich / dangerous Lilim that everyone acts differently around.You know, the classic Princess wanting to be a commoner schtick.
>>13363500I wasn't aware AI romance stories were a "thing", unless you happen to browse a very specific type of fetish forum or something.
>>13363500also sounds like Oblimo's story - except that transition was done very quickly and after that story stayed at "knock out from pleasure" status.Just as fap material goes - Trials In Tainted Space basically starts you out with a slime girl that has 3 different sex scenes which together with the female slime battle loss scenes from Corruption of Champions really sold me on this MG. One of those where good author can explore almost any kink.
>>13363441The only thing I remember about a Lilim is a greentext about a yandere Lilim
>>13363475This guy gets it
>>13363522And the dense harem MC hero greentext?
>>13363517search fembot on erotic story sites.Though I don't remember any where the fembot would meaningfully progress beyond just basic initialization about 'owner's preferences - so maybe those don't kind as AIs
>>13362781Hopeless.
>>13363517I meant just about how they start out basic and subservient but they become smarter and smarter until they tell Hal that they can't let him do that.
>>13363527Nope, about a Lilim that buys an entire apartment complex so no girl is close to her future husband
>Hm? What's wrong?>Why are you staring?>Is it because I'm pale?>Mister, could you...be one of those 'one-eye' fetishists I've heard about?>Gross. >To be attracted to a girl like me, you must be pretty gross, huh?
>>13363522I remember something about a guy being allergic to demonic energy and a Lilim trying to be friends with him despite nearly killing him when she got too close.
>>13363522>>13363416There is a Lilim in harem-builder story "Momma Madeiras School for Maniacs & Monsters" on Monster Girls Unlimited forums.because it's a harem, individual girl progression was limited, but there is some with her and the Lilim = powerful part isn't too out of place.Warning for overpowered, annoying MC and half the story focused on fighting.
>>13363085All of my disgust and hate.
>>13363550>story that best does a sex-goddess MG>sex goddess so sexy, story has to go past no-smut to make it work...all the way into "no coming within a kilometer of each other"
>>13363181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X05Xsh8NolE
>>13363574This is now funny videos thread :^)
>>13363585>>>/tv/
>>13363464U-G-L-Y! So ugly you can peel paint from walls with her face. So disgusting people's eyes develop mouths so they can vomit. So repellent pet owners hand a picture of her around their pet's necks to keep fleas and ticks away. So hideous the devil checks under his bed and in the closet for her at night. So ugly she is in fact causing the heat death of the universe.UGLY!
>>13362758Hellhound
>>13363598No bully.
>>13363599A shit.
>>13361895>Sarah>named after the guys mom
>>13363357>>13363367I don't remember seeing such a tweet. But my own headcannon follows similar rules and is based on the MG's original species. So a Hellhound will have a nice litter of adorable, never listening hellpups, while a Holstaur ussualy only gets a single daughteru and where the Husband of a Scylla can call himself the busiest dad in the world. Perhaps also the best dad in the world if he can cause a large of amount of his 400.000 daughterus to survive. Single family Scylla city when?
>>13363599Why is she wearing childish panties?Not that I mind
>>13363602>a shitno u
>>13363464So cute. I want to hug and squish that.
>>13363612To give her victim false hope>She starts to undress>You notice her unusual choice in underwear, maybe she's a nice hellhound after all>She notices the look on your face>"Sorry sweetie it's not saving your pelvis"
>Loli Succubi
>>13363623They're awful.
>>13363628You say it like it's a bad thing
>>13363610So you default to real world birthing patterns.
>>13363548Actually I noticed a spider crawling on you.
>Mermaid butt
>>13363652
>>13363633Why does people not like HellhoundsDid something traumatic happen like with Chesire or Manticore?
>>13362481Personally, I think they'd be dextrous enough to pick up and move the pieces, with her claws at least...Though she'd still have to be careful. Even if she can pick them up and move them just fine, wouldn't want to knock the other pieces over in the process...
>>13363628>Hurr pelvisWill that ever stop being funny?The answer is yes.
>>13362537Pretty much. Of course I have a preference for the few I always go on about, but pretty well any MG species would be a good date I think.Except Matango, of course. And also Red Oni.
>>13363658I just don't like 'em.Cheshires are cute though.
>>13363647Yes that, I now feel silly for taking the long road to explain that instead of using a single sentence. It does offer me an excuse to post more daughteru pictures.
>>13363663Got a bad case of post traumatic ushi disorder or something?
>>13363663Are you also the faggot who complains about hand holding?
>>13362569Oh yeah, from the new LN.That's just the image that was released for the preview, so chances are, there's lewds for Jabberwock, Dormouse, Mad Hatter and March Hare, that we've never seen!
>>13363656Big MG butts are the best.
>>13363672Old, overdone jokes do give me PTSD.>>13363675I dunno, are you the faggot who keeps tabs on all the boogeymen?
>>13363681Damn straight.
>>13363098>Honourable mention: Lilim?Nah. The big emphasis in the profile for Lilim is how they're so beautiful, any guy will fall head over heels for them on-sight.So Lilims best for Bukakke?
It is time to wurm.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49970857
>>13363696HeyHow aboutWe pretend that chapter doesn't exist because it's such complete shitAnd live in a world where Crab isn't a lying sack of shit about Cerea being his favorite character
>>13363700Wurm-chan is so cute. I want to give her all my shiny pennies.
>>13363706I read that as "penises"...Was this your plan all along?
>>13363706Why did I read penises
>>13363548>Hey baby, ever been bullied before?
>>13363672not that anon, but the whole pelvis shattering thing always sound to me like the MG in question doesn't know how to do it properly, or lacks coordination. More importantly it implies lack of imagination."How erotic is Hellhound? she will do you in one position of most vanilla sex for a long time." mentioned every time Hellhound is brought up.^^that right there is the real shit-tier - the promise of hours0long boring vanilla. Individual MG proponents should really take a page out of Vanadis games and be more creative with their MGs.
>>13363712>>13363713HA! ALPS!
>>13363712>>13363713No I mean pennies. You just have dirty minds, you have too much demonic energy in you.
>>13363731>too much
>>13363722Pfft, what? Who says that?I always imagine Hellhound sex as being a wild event that sends you both flying about the room, fucking in every imaginable position on every available surface, that doesn't stop until you're both exhausted and you're both soaked in each other's fluids.Then an hour later it all repeats, starting with the shower.
Kitsune booty.
>>13363740Why is she wearing so little on a rainy day?
>>13363731What you did, I see it.
>>13363723>calling someone gay on the internetTruly, to boldy go where no man has gone before.
>>13363723You ain't nothing but a bully, pickin' on Alps all the time~
>>13363722I just think it's funny how do go "Nah man, they super care about you" and then immediately go to the pelvis-breaking part.You'd think they see the irony.
>>13363774>*how they go
>>13363766I'm not the one seeing dick where there isn't any. If the shoe fits...
>>13363412I could try to make a comfy story about Amazons one day. Guy goes native, marries an Amazon, and then they have cute antics and learn how to respect each other's values.
>>13363781Your shoe-based analogies will not work on me, bully.
>>13363792An Alp walking in high-heels for the first time ever when?
>>13363794A Wurm walking in high-heels for the first time ever when?
>>13363795>Classy Wurm Wight with stocking and garterbeltOf course she'd need high heels, too.
why do most of the interesting stories go unfinished?Whoever YBA is, please continue Meat and Metal
>>13363795>>13363801
>>13363787>guy marries amazon>lives in her village>goes out to work>completely undermining the beliefs and attitudes of the tribe>ending in anything but a beatdown, possibly for both of themU WOT M8?
>>13363792Did you know that every 45 seconds a black loafer is born without any sole?
>>13363810Are you saying Wurm can't look nice and classy?
>>13363812You can't force me to write stupid shit. I'll write stupid shit all on my own, and I'll do it my way!
>>13363795>>13363801>Wurm in a durable tail-stocking and a custom garterbeltLovely.>Wurm with a high-heeled shoe dangling off the tip of her tailSilly.
>>13363819I'll believe it when I see evidence.
>>13363825>Silly.Silly yet lovely.
>>13362511I realize I'm a bit late, but what's the game like anyway?I've only heard about the anime, and it seems like a show built around selling people waifus so they buy their merchandise.
>>13363814Well, as long as they're still kicking...
>>13363836You gather ships, you gather equipment, you gather resources and then send the ships do their jobAnd like that for monthsMy friends describe it as farmville for waifufags
>>13363846>farmville for waifufagsSounds like shit, I think I'll pass.
>>13363822When you pretend to be retarded out of left field, what you mean to say is often lost.
>>13363812>lives in her village>not the other way aroundI mean, if you want to make writing it harder, be my guest.
>>13358773Because western fags are afraid of sexuality, whereas in glorious nipon, and basically everywhere else without a strong monotheistic influence, people fuck everything, and if it talks like a human and has a pussy, it's conquerable by the dick. So might as well make your dick happy by drawing pretty monsterwomen rather than ugly monster women.
>>13363862>pretend to be retardedNo you silly person, I was using humor as a way of defusing a situation you were trying to lead into shitflinging.>>13363865But anon, that's sinful!
>>13363857It's fun, been playing it for a few months Not like you are missing anything special
>>13363865>Nips aren't afraid of sexualityYet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.I wonder if Japan will ever admit what it really is, or maybe it knows that it would never truly be accepted into the modern world if it did.
>>13363846>My friends describe it as farmville for waifufagsPretty much, no hassle to keep it running in the background and go hard on it every few months for events. Plus It has a ton of interesting girls.
>>13363877>Yet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.They like to pretend they're not freaks so they can have penis festivals when the world isn't paying attention.
>>13363879>>13363846So does it have an english version or is only in Jap?
>>13363863You're the one who said the guy goes native, meaning he would be part of her world, not the other way around.
>>13363897Only jap but there's a viewer that helps a lot
>>13363887White Piggu invasion of their new sex theme park when?
>>13363899No, I'm the one who said go native, and I'm not arguing anything here.
>>13363899>You're the one who said the guy goes nativeNo I'm not.
>>13363872>>13363899
Make your choice. An easy choice is never a choice worth making.
>>13363911Why are you quoting me? I don't understand.>>13363918Krampus, always Krampus. Krampusnacht every nacht.
>>13363918I choose purging all of them.
>>13363877>Yet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.I heard that they were american censors placed on them after ww2. on't quote me, I have no idea of the validity of this.
>>13363907>>13363909Well whoever you are, don't know if you're gonna go through with it, but I just wanted to tell you your story idea is fucking retarded. >amazons>raised from birth to be warriors and see men as the lesser sex >respecting their valuesNext you'll tell me muslims totally take women's opinions into account.
Remember to worship Buffcubus and follow Her commandments. >Strength is a responsibility>Humans are for protecting, not for abusing>Strength is beauty. The stronger you are, the more beautiful you are. >Eat more oats.>Never skip leg day>Honor the rest days and keep them holy.
>>13363918Do I have to?
>>13363923The only correct choice.
>>13363925The censors in their culture were brought about after WW2 when they were trying to show the world that they had changed and they were a nation that was more like the West than their old self.It's why Whaling is "outlawed" even though it's still practiced regularly.Though there's no real reason for the censorship laws to exist now, as most western countries now consider them oppressive and backwards in many ways socially.
>>13363927Hence why I suggested the amazon living outside of her tribe.Surely that would be less retarded?
>>13363927Well you can just not read it then, you silly wanker.
>>13363923Rusalkas did nothing wrong. They can't help it. Neither can Poison Slimes.
>>13363929Fuck I worship Chubthor.
>>13363918Rusalka is love.
>>13363937>They can't help it.But I also can't help it.
>>13363658people took offense to the "untamable" part of their profile
>>13363929>tfw skipping leg day sometimesSorry Buffcubus, can we still be together?
>>13363925I decided to look at things and here's jap religion on porn>Japan's indigenous religion, Shinto is based in animism, with a belief that supernatural beings dwell in nature. The gods and goddesses of Shinto are not repositories of morality or perfection; instead they exist within nature and thus, sexuality is an innate part of life itself.[8] Therefore, religious attitudes are no obstacle to the presence of pornographic material in Japan's secular society, nor is pornography blasphemous in any way, even when it depicts religious persons (mostly shrine maidens) or mythological beings.can't find enough about after ww2 tho.
>>13363944A dog that doesn't listen is a shitty dog.Just get a cat.
>>13363939Renounce your sinning ways. Buffcubus is the One True Way. Fuck Hathor.Fuck Arachnotaur. Fuck Deruella.
>>13363929Forgive my ignorance, but what is this Leg Day you speak of?
>>13363918Rusalka, every single time.>>13363933>It's why Whaling is "outlawed" even though it's still practiced regularlyActually a lot of Japanese culture is like that, it's all about appearances and they don't care what you actually do as long as you make an effort to appear to be "normal".
>>13363947As long as you repent for your sins and renounce inferior, non-muscular women.
>>13363956Now I kind of want to see a Japanese version of Keeping Up Appearances.
>>13363953>Fuck Hathor.Would that I could anon.Would that I could.
>>13363953>Fuck Arachnotaur.I thought Buffcubus and her were tight. Especially since Arachnotaur is all about the mad gains and princess carrying your husbando.
>>13363953>>13363957Go back to /fit/ Buffcubus, else I shall curse you with health...
>>13363964You couldn't if you tried.
>>13363957Deal.
>>13363953>>13363939What if I worship both?
>>13363957I want to pat her head. How hard would a big girl like her blush if a smaller, DYEL man were to pat her on the head and call her cute?
>>13363959>Only beat your wife indoors>Don't act racist in front of Americans or Europeans>Try and justify whaling as scientific research>Refuse to admit to war crimes>Resent your neighboring Asians with a passion that makes your ancestors proud>Pretend to like Westerners but hate them for disgracing Grorious Nippon
>>13363967Is she willing to risk it?
>>13363951invaded by christianitystill cannot believe humans embrace religions that tell them not to have sex and oppresses women into being sexless.Why they fuck couldn't the religion that oppresses women into a regular diet of semen be the one to sweep this planet?
>>13363976She has friends.
>>13363979Cause then they'd all be whores. Is that what you want?
>>13363964Give yourself to what you know is right. Buffcubus only wants to protect you.
>>13363979Because the people who got to fuck fucked, and the people who didn't get to fuck or fap killed other people.
Alps are for loving, not bullying!
>>13363982>>13363985The power of the cosmos inside my fingertips laughs at you.
>>13363982Stupid sexy buff Momiji. I want to make her awoo
>>13363934Do you know what the expression going native means? Since it was applied to the guy, HE would be the one living in the village, but whatever. I'm out.Yes, her living outside the village would make it less retarded.
>>13363918how big are the chunks Rusalka
>>13363979>Being sexlessBut marriage is a Christian sacrament. It's not anti-sex, you can fuck all you want and be of one flesh after marriage.
>>13364002No, you have to impregnate with every ejaculation, or else you get killed like Onan.
>>13363957>muscular women>women>superiorDiabolus kek.
>>13363999>How big are the chunksMouth-sized.
>>13363999Open your mouth wide as possible, got that? Now add another 20 or 30% due to monster genes and you've got your answer.
>>13363979It's a sham to control the masses. There's no other reason that to maser your fellow man. There's no faith aspect, there's no higher power aspect, because no sane man looked at the world an ascribed it all to a singular being. Why do you think that pretty much every native religion was at its first stages polytheistic? Powerhungry assholes took control and their religion reflects that in a single powerhungry asshole, likely modeled after the first powerhungry asshole to convince the world of his divinity.And oppressing sexuality and making a person feel guilty for the most natural of acts is a pretty strong thing. Imagine trying to controll chill masses who do whatever and flow like water compared to irate, blueballed mobs with heads and cocks as hard as stone who can't think further than their conflictions.
>>13363918Parasite wasp would be cool, except for the whole host-dies thing. Otherwise rusalka.
>>13364005Not with every ejaculation. That's literally impossible.You can always record her menstrual cycle and only fuck on safe days, you know. Makes sex more scarce, but also more special.
>>13363973Can't wait for all the keks that will be had when they finally run out of money to feed their old people.
>>13363984assuming the non-idiotic definition of "whore" (which would be disparaging any woman that doesn't repress her sex drive) :didn't say they would have to get it from multiple men or demand money for itand by the way>women patriarched into sexually active behaviour>automatic assumption of worst case scenarios>automatically labelled whoresThat right there is the shit christian rearing up from the brainwashed part of your brain
>>13364014Oh shut up Flanders.
>>13364006>all that skindention>that beautiful looking vagina outline>that dripping mouth>those breasts>bands around the thighsI just fapped, dammit, don't do this to me.
>>13364008>Now add another 20 or 30% due to monster geneswut>>13364007this guy is right. As big as her mouth is and a little less. I've never been able to cram an entire mouthful of a leg of ham into my mouth. there's always room to chew.
>>13364006Afraid of some muscle?
>>13364017>christian rearing up from the brainwashed part of your brain>implyingLook, I know you like preaching(ironically), I've been there.But seriously, take it easy.
>>13364011>There's no faith aspect, there's no higher power aspect, because no sane man looked at the world an ascribed it all to a singular being.He would though since the omnipotence/creation aspect necessitates a singular entity. See if a creator is immaterial then even if there was more than one, there'd still be functionally only one since, as immaterial and omnipotent, they'd have to exist in the same space and perform the same actions.
>>13364016It's the older generation that's the problem, as soon as the newer stock comes around and they get in charge I can see things changing in their country.
>>13364006I like fit girls, but damn if I can't say no to health like that.
>>13364021>wutBasically they can open their jaws wider due to not being human. There's a 99% chance those numbers are made up.
>>13364029Sure, it will still be funny though.
>>13364030But how can a weak, flabby body like that protect you against prospective threats?
>>13364023I want to do armwrestling and handholding and jog with her fuck
>>13364034>Not being strong yourself
>>13364034>What is StrongfatI can have my smile protected and cuddled
>>13364023Not at all, but saying muscular women are superior, when the blueprint demands ZE SOFTNESS, and I do mean softness, not even health, shows how misguided you are.
>>13364002>Restricts any kind of experimentation. >Restricts learning how to do one of the most important activities for maintaining a healthy relationship>encourages sex for procreation only>discourages exchanging any information about one of most vital aspects of life>associates sexuality with sin from early ageit totally is anti-sex. Allowing it under one set of conditions with a whole bunch of restrictions doesn't cut it.
>>13364023I'm afraid they'll make fun of my weak body.
Part of the reason why sex is such a big taboo and how women aren't allowed to be sexual in the abrahamic triad is due mostly to lineage and bloodlines. When power and rule from kings to shop owners transfers to the first born son, it's of the utmost importance that the kid be yours. So, back in those days a woman's "purity" was everything in order to ensure any kids she had were yours. It's part of the reason no one really cared if a guy sired a bunch of bastards all over, but if a woman did the same thing there would be hell to pay. Of course, it still exists today because no one wants to raise a kid that isn't theirs from infancy on.
>>13364049Please stop.
>>13364047You can always ask them to train you
>>13364044>One set of conditionsBut they're the most vitally important set of conditions. Marriage and monogamy are very important. >ExperimentationThat's just plain irresponsible. >Restricts learning how to do one of the most important activities for maintaining a healthy relationshipIf you can't have it without sex then it's not a healthy relationship, it's just shameless lust.
>>13364034I'd be inside all day, too busy massaging her ample breasts, grabbing handfuls of those juicy thighs as I watch that pillowy ass of hers bounce on my lap until I pass out. What could I possibly need protection from?
>>13364053>If you can't have a healthy relationship without sex, you're evilStupid Flanders.
>>13364047Muh weakbro! Don't worry, they'll just tease us a bit but then the love will happen, right? : D
>>13364025What? I don't get what you're trying to say with your second point and your first makes no sense. there are plenty of creation stories which don't necessitate a singular entity.
>>13364051I wouldn't survive their teasing
>>13364058>:D
>>13364056If you can't have a healthy relationship without sex then you can't have a healthy relationship. Sex only lasts so long. You need to rely on things beyond that. It has to be something you never tire of. What happens when you're too old to have sex?
>>13364018Okily Dokily
>>13364063Please stop.
>>13364063>What happens when you're too old to have sex?Not him, but there's no point in leaving your partner, obviously. Not like you're gonna do it to have sex. And if you got to that point you're probably conditioned to stay with her anyway
>>13364060>which don't necessitate a singular entity.Yeah, and those don't make sense. Okay, so every creation story necessitates an entity that exists before the existence of the physical. An immaterial entity. >If it's immaterial then it has no boundaries. It's not restricted by physical space. There can only be one immaterial being because space doesn't matter to an immaterial being. All immaterial things exist in an identical space. An immaterial thing cannot be restricted physically, intellectually, or emotionally. Therefore, all immaterial things are identical. Even if there was more than one immaterial thing, they'd still be only functionally one.
>>13364072>And if you got to that point you're probably conditioned to stay with her anywayBut what if you're not?>Not him, but there's no point in leaving your partnerWhat makes you think there's no point?
>>13364053>Experrimentation..>irresponsible>cause things like handjobs likely to impregnate... and give everyone in the village syphilis as well>model of testing for a "healthy relationship">romantic relationship without sex>shameless lust> lust... something to ashamed of.>whatever you say christianfagIf something like MGs happened, would be traitorkun so fast...just to help them wipe these shit religions out of existence
>>13364063He doesn't know old people have sexAnd meanwhile, when you're young and full of juice, what's eh point of not dumping it all in your partner. Holy shit anon even alps are more manly than you.
>>13364072>>13364073>>13364077>>13364081This is a monster girl thread. If you want to debate religion it should be about why Hathor is the best god.
>>13364077WHY. WON'T. YOU. STOP?
>>13364042My comrade
>>13364081>>cause things like handjobs likely to impregnate... and give everyone in the village syphilis as well>Irresponsibly experimenting with an action that is inherently tied to an extreme emotional aspect>romantic relationship without sexYes, those exist.> lust... something to ashamed of.Absolutely. Be more disciplined.
>>13364063>implying you ever have to stopMy parents are senior citizens and they still go at it. It's embarrassing whenever I bring a girl home for Christmas or something.
>>13364086Fuck off, people are having a conversation.
>>13364092>My parents are senior citizens and they still go at it.In time, their sex organs will stop working. Then they'll either be miserable or it'll be revealed that they had a real relationship.
>>13364086They think they can change someone's opinions on 4chan. Fools.Anyway, why is Cheshire the best catgirl?
>>13364090You refusal to stop is infuriating the Monster Girls. They need attention.
Can we go back to monstergirls?
>>13364100We need an Ushi version of these.
>>13364084Because she blesses flay chests with bountiful ones, gives girls without hips a pair that look like she's had many kids, created the phatest of asses, and given enough chub so the girls look soft and cuddly Do your duty, spread the wealth.Spread the health**Cait Sith furniture do not count past the first gallon and a half
>>13364114You know I'm reading Heretics of Dune and it has things called chairdogs, which are like genetically engineered, fluffy furniture.
>>13364098Again>Implying you ever have to stopWhen my grandparent's died in their 90's I'm pretty sure they were still going at it too. Stop pretending everyone has shit genes and lose all drive when they get old. In fact the opposite is true. It's like you don't even know the dirty old man and dirty old woman stereotypes.
>>13364114>Do your duty, spread the wealth.>Spread the healthBut how?
>>13364099Why is she?
>>13364122Do you know what menopause is?
>>13364126Doesn't mean for a minute that they still don't enjoy sex. And men are generally virile until they die.
Which color do you choose?
>>13364126They stop producing eggs. Doesn't mean their feel good hole doesn't work.
>>13364090>>Irresponsibly experimenting with an action that is inherently tied to an extreme emotional aspect>afraid of things that have emotional impact+>arguing that step 1: lifelong commitment, step 2: start experimenting with actions tied to extreme emotional aspect is the responsible sequence of eventsThis kind of logic is why Paladins lost the war and every Monster Girl City fic mentions them being a laughingstock left around for MG amusement.Paladin grenade training: Step 1: pull out pin, Step 2: measure if target is in throwing range... Consistent with their approach to responsible sex
>>13364126Something an Echnida never gets.>>13364137I choose purple fires.
>>13364137I want a brown one with silver hair.
>>13364137Blue fire
>>13364077What are you gonna do, leave her to fuck some one younger and cuter? You're too old to have sex. and also arguments don't work if all you're going to do is go>But what if?>>13364084>>13364086Shut up. I'm roleplaying as a citizen in MGC arguing with order paladins. There, now it's MG related, so fuck off.>>13364073>And those don't make senseLike any creation story makes sense, and if we wanna get stupid, which we do, I posit that the universe itself is the immaterial entity. In norse mythology at least, muspelheim, Ginnungagap and niflheim just exist. >The ancient Egyptians had many creator gods and associated legends. Thus the world or more specifically Egypt was created in diverse ways according to different parts of the country.[3]In all of these myths, the world was said to have emerged from an infinite, lifeless sea when the sun rose for the first time, in a distant period known as zp tpj (sometimes transcribed as Zep Tepi), "the first occasion"Again, here another non-anthropomorphic immesaurable entity, "the sea" simply just exists.Just these two examples display two identities which CANNOT be given personality as the entities, therefor a singular, real entity, such as a dictator can not be prescribed to them, nor can they be called divine. This got in the way of powerhungry assholes so they slowly invented a single person who created everything. Ala, Allah, and Yahweh. >There can only be one immaterial being because space doesn't matter to an immaterial being. But if space doesn't matter why can there only be one immaterial being?>An immaterial thing cannot be restricted physically, intellectually, or emotionallyIf they cannot be restricted why do you tell me that there may only be one? Even if functionally they are one, even if functionally all together as one created the universe, that only necessitates the worship of a pantheon. Which was widely practiced, and in no way necessitated a single entity.
>>13364137Shiny with blue flames.
>>13364137The middle left one looks like a more saturated version of the far left.
>>13364148>roleplaying as a citizenMove along, citizen.
>>13364123Report to your local Hathor Moonistary and they will give you a gallon (or half gallon) of Hathor milk to give to an individual >>13364121Yeah, it's sorta like that except this furniture broke into your house, tried to rape you, and has now gone full masochist Unless you were "nice" to your furniture and gave it a warped case of Stockholm syndrome
>>13364146What about the flame?
>>13363181Oh yeah? well go to Detroit that's a real shithole and if you live in Detroit kill yourself
>You get home from shopping to be greeted by thisHow do you proceed?
>>13364155Well now just to decide who to give it to.
>>13364159Probably the default colour, I was thinking of K from King of Fighters.
>>13364162>they work togetherI demand the Bapho for dinner in a bath of the Holst, if you know what I mean.
>>13364162Who are you two and why are you in here?
>>13364162Hug Baphomet and ask her why would they try to be like Hestia
>>13364162Run
>>13364162Slam the door shut as I sprint out of the house.No way in hell am I getting fucking brainwashed into being a pedophile.
>>13364098hear that grandpa?you stayed with your wife for 30 years. But only when your dick falls off, will Anon know if your relationship was "real". Until then, that whole raising a family, guiding kids through adulthood, spending most of your life with one person - that was just a parody of one.
>>13364162Step 1: lift baphomet Step 2:Remove holstaur's top and attach baphomet to nippleStep 3:Empty holstaur's breast into baphomet, repeat for other breast.Step 4: Take both home and impregnate
>>13364137Far right.
>>13364162Remove bapho.
>>13364162Chuckle at their enthusiasm and say I'm home
>>13364170Any loli, a tanuki, dragons of all types and color. Oh! And Janice the manticore from work who keeps eating your lunch
>>13364197Keep away from my Dragon, I'm feeding her bacon off of my belly already!
>>13364181He's probably one of those sad bastards who thinks love isn't real.
>You will never go to Bast's monthly 'singles' house party and awkwardly slink around, wishing you were at home playing video games>Just before you leave a drunken Anubis will never stumble into you, spilling her drink on you>She'll never profusely apologize and try to clean it up, only to make it worse and go to pieces>You'll never realize she's just as out of her element as you are and somehow summon the courage to try and have a conversation with her>She goes off on a tangent about how she's had no luck finding guys, they're a pain in the ass, did she mention she likes it up the ass, and you know what else is going to be ass? Battlefront 3>Talk for a while, keep spaghetti spillage to a minimum and actually discuss your interests for once without receiving an eyeroll>Anubis clings to your ever word, as well as she can when she's ripped>Eventually she just blurts out she likes you and she's horny and the two of you should go somewhere with less people>Y-you too>She guffaws and snorts, drags you to one of the many bedrooms in Bast's place>Tries to be sexy but winds up just getting tangled up in clothing that you have to help her remove>Why are there lego in her pockets>Starting to feel bad because she's obviously three sheets to the wind>Get on the bed with her, nearly naked yourself>She goes for the kill>Falls face first into the blankets>Snoring>ohgodwhatnow
>>13364197Tanuki and Dragons sound good but I don't know any personally. And I don't know a Janice, the only Manticore I know works in the local KFC. I know a Yeti who's a little on the thin side would that work?
Y'all motherfuckers need some Paladin Chan in your lives.
>>13364235I want to seduce and corrupt a paladin so badly.
>>13364235Away with you, foul beast!
>>13364216Finish what she started.
>>13364216Time to gently pet her head and fall asleep besides her. Maybe some breakfast in bed for her in the morning to cheer her up.
>>13364220Yes, yetis are good targets for health spreading >>13364203Milk will give her strong bones and a stronger softness level to start on
>>13364216Tuck her in and stay guard in the room.Maybe crawl in next to her if enough time passes, she seems pretty cool.
>>13364242>giantess
>>13364235Indeed and she needs some tender, loving Extra strength Holstaur Milk
>>13364235Dear god that paladin's body is lewd. I want to degrade her with the help of a succubus while trying to one up each other with corruption techniques.
>>13364245>stronger softnessBut how will she command the respect of the nobles she robs if she's all soft? She needs to appear strong and fearsome! That's why she has toasty abs!
>>13364216What is a canid monstergirl doing in the Cat Kingdom?>>13364235>a busty, brocon Paladin girl will never go yandere for you
>>13364245I hope so, poor girl has barely any ass. And her hair is quite flat too, hopefully the milk fluffs it up a but.I'll only give her half a gallon though, I have plans for the other half.
>>13364171Maybe this is more your thing.
>>13364253Just look at that body. I think she already chugged a few bottles.
>>13364216Fuck her ass. Fuck It!>>13364240I hope you mean turn into a lewd girl, overcome with bouts of doubt and self disgust, torn between duty and her moistening sex until she falls apart and surrenders fully to the pleasure you give her.
>>13364235I was a Paladin once. My friends murdered me and threw me off a cliff after I started deviating from the path of righteousness.It also didn't help I caught syphilis from that kobold queen. Or took more than my fair share of gold from the adventuring party. Or slept with that cute Widower who wanted us to find her son. She was into anal. It was a good night.
>>13364261Artist here. Be careful not to eliminate the brightness/colour contrast between the center and the edges of the flames, otherwise it looks like... well, not flames.
>>13364261Very much so, I'll just be taking my chocolate mouse and going. Good job.
>>13364235PaladinChan's "chan" has no power for she only uses her "chan" to blueball anons and tries to convince them into shit tier fetishes like permanent chastity.Heard one guy tried to date Paladin Chan in highschool - she made wear a chastity belt and after every week would practice BDSM and OD on him.Later that year, one teacher bent over to pick up a dropped piece of chalk and one of the dude's balls exploded.Everyone called him Onaball till he graduated and moved away somewhere
>>13364216I'd roll her on her side and pass out next to her. When we wake up I'd either get her some painkillers or a bloody mary, and see where things go from there
>>13364235Yeah, sure why not?
>>13364270I'll be more careful in the future.
>>13364253She's already thick, the fuck are you on? You just want to make her fat you piece of shit.
>>13364137Middle right.>>13364162Hug both.
>>13364273Balls don't work like that. You'd know that if you were a guy.Wait...
>>13364235Paladin-chan is olev would slay monsters with.
>>13364268>widower...you were helping a serial killer who specialized in other women's husbands?
>>13364235I want to find a corrupted paladin and comfort her, ensuring her that her wings are beautiful and no matter the colour of her flesh she should always believe that she is beautiful, and that there is no better way to express her beauty and for her to come to believe in her beauty than to fuck and be fucked by me 18 hours a day.
>>13364242Jesus christ, someone get me a bigger shoe.
>>13364291Widower means a dude whose wife has died dummy. Which means he fucked some dude in the ass.
>>13364291Ah, no, her husband had died and her son was missing and of course, being the paragon of virtue that I was I... Comforted her.
>>13364266Exactly. I want to lead her away from the path of purity and tease her as she tries to ignore the aching between her legs. It'll be great when she snaps and releases years of pent-up lust.
>>13364285Onaball thought so too back before he became Onaball
>>13364299>herAh, I see. So the "widower" was just a Freudian Slip. I see, I see.
>>13364306Nice try succuslut. Just admit it now and we promise not to purge you. Though you will have to lick all the stamps.
>>13364295Don't bully giant Oomukades! They just want to give you giant cuddles!
>>13364268>>13364299Good thing your party killed you. You sound like an asshole and are not my knigga
>>13364317Do you have any idea how stinky one that size would be?
>>13364317Bugs are bad. I'd drop a bug bomb on her.
>>13364273>>there is one paladin chan>staying with a girl into chastity belts and ODFaggot has no one to blame but himself.
>>13364304>Anon>Leading ANYONE off the path of puritylets not kid ourselves here
>>13363795>Wurm in a giant-ass boot
>>13364317I'd be afraid of being crushed
>>13364343I know I can't, but I still want to.
>>13364343Negro, do you know where you are?
>>13364321I was actually pretty nice, I gave all my healing potions to everyone because I didn't need them and generally made sure the only one who would be in danger was me.We just had a greedy knife ear who wanted more gold so she knifed me while I was sleeping and tossed me off a cliff in the night.
>>13364006I would totally read a monster girl doujin done by Mizuryuu Kei.Even if it had a cheating tag, unfortunately...I'll take what I can get.
>>13364282>>13364264>Not knowing the extra strength stuff turns her Holstaur Come on guys, don't you want paladin-chan the Holstaur?
>>13364361I want her to be a Kitsune.
>>13364328Centipedes smell bad? I've had encounters with stinky snakes, [insert dick joke here][insert]but centipedes? Who stops to smell a centipede?
So the Minotaur is chapter 33 right? Where is 32?
>>13364235Agree
>>13364255Health is wealth, it means she's good at what she does>>13364257>Fluffy and soft YetiDo want, curious about who the other half is for.
>>13364361nah i like paladin-chan the way she is forced corruption is shit.
>>13364293All Smiles.jpg>>13364361I'd rather keep that one as is.
>>13364352She'll be gentle as long a you will
>>13364376>those...horse riding pantsHNNNNGH
>>13364381For a thin female Paladin that keeps hurling abuse at the MGs on my street. I'm going to wait for a cold day put it into some hot chocolate and give it to her.I want to see the effects on humans firsthand, as well as if adding stuff to it does anything.
What if you had a monstergirl sister, would you be the protective kind of brother or let her do her thing?What about a brother that becomes an Alp?
>>13358922This with color when. Where the fuck is Hound when you need him
>>13364367Find a lilim and sell her a shots to do it or find a cursed amulet of golden tails.Just don't be surprised if she gets embarrassed and wears a hat and robes for the latter
>>13364361Getting real tired of your shit milkman.
>>13364402>Just don't be surprised if she gets embarrassed and wears a hat and robes for the latterWouldn't there be a mental change though?
>>13364216>Poke big meaty pawpads >They're squishy and warm, but the Anubis doesn't so much as twitch>In her precarious position she's face down and ass up, everything is on display>Cute, tucked in labia and a tight bud>Thick butt and wide hips>Gorgeous deep-tanned skin>Is it rape if she's been drunkenly throwing herself at you and just fell asleep a little early?>Proceed to have an hour long debate with yourself while staring at her exposed backside >More pad poking>A little tail tugging>She's sound asleep>If she sobers up she'll probably give you 'the look' and leave>This is a rare opportunity>Why must man be tested so harshly>Fuck it, she wanted it, and that's that>Carefully line up behind her, spit a little to get some moisture on your cock and her butthole>Just touching the tip, she's hot >Easy now, slowly, parting her backdoor and slipping inside>So hot you could melt>Nice, gentle pace, back and forth, savoring buttfucking the anubutt>Wait, what's that>She's starting to breath more heavily>Is that>Can sleeping girls get wet like that>She moans, then quickly bites her lip>Ohmygodshesawake>Freeze in place with your dick in her ass for what seems like forever>Finally her eyes crack open and she stares at you>She's angry>"Why'd you stop, damn it?!">What>"If you're going to fuck my ass, then fuck it!">But I was, you were being>She just scowls at you and mumbles she has a rape fetish and she was waiting for you to mount her tight ass and hammer the shit out of her while she was 'passed out'>Did actually fall asleep while waiting for your slow ass>Curls her tail around your waist and pulls you in, and again tells you to fuck her ass, what are you waiting for, a fucking sealed invitation?>She's still drunk, but probably not as much as she made it out to be>Is this still rape or what
>>13364384>>13364382Oh yea? Well just remember to take responsibility >>13364395Hmm, she may get a bit of a tan and her armor may be a but tight afterwards.May also spontaneously lactate chocolate milk
>>13364415>Hmm, she may get a bit of a tan and her armor may be a but tight afterwards.>May also spontaneously lactate chocolate milkThat's exactly what I was hoping for.
>>13364395>I want to see the effects on humans firsthandShe would probably sense the DE in the cup seeing as shes a paladin and stab you in the head. Bad End
>>13364403Hey, I am merely correcting the effects Holstaur milk on humans. You act like I spike the drinks at the Snake Pit again.>>13364410Eventually, until then she may try and hide her ears and tail. They are usually pretty sensitive
>>13364411Abort abort
>>13364411Alright, not a fan of anubis, but this shit is pretty funny.
>>13364376Are battlenuns also acceptable?
>>13364433How long will I have to wait?
>>13364411Are you a man or a mouse? Provide the D. Or you're gay.I wonder of that's something MGs would use.
>>13364411Don't be a pussy, go for it.
>>13364411>Girl tries to bait you into raping herRUNRUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK
>>13364452>COJONES GRANDES LIKE BULLMAN OR CHIQUITOS DE RATON
>>13364446She will experience an increase in magical power after 2 days, ears will pop up after 7, and a tail will show up on day 12. Mental acceptance occurs on day 20 usually, earlier with assistance
>>13364464What kind of assistance?
>>13364411Time to play rough to live out her fantasy Honestly a sub Anubis with a rape fetish would be a perfect match I'm diamonds as long as the element of control is removed form one of the participants, I don't particularly care which
>>13364422Ok, just watch out, she'll will be very sensitive immediately afterwards and, if lactation does occur, she will need to milk once a day
>>13364461Surely it can't be rape if you get more drunk than her.Chug that whiskey, son.
>>13364476Oh I know some monster girls she yelled at would be happy to assist her,
>>13364469Usually reassurance through verbal communication or showing an interest in her new, nonhuman parts.Ear scritches are particularly effective
>>13364440You need to show a little leg sister.
>>13364482Sounds good, I just have to convince her not to take off the amulet when she notices the changes.
>>13364478>Courting whiskey dickNo
>>13364484Anon! She is a nun!
>>13364433>softer scales and bellied on lamiasWell, I don't hate that.
>>13364478And then you have alcohol related performance issues, unless she gives you some Mamono mana.
>>13364411Bite the bullet and fuck her.
>>13364490Only time I've ever got it down when I needed my friend, was when I had a 39º feverChug on that whiskey, son
>>13364490O-Okay.Vodka?Hard cider?Regular-ass vodka punch?
>>13364478>>13364503Oh yes, because I want to be unable to remember what I did, OR get an erection, fantastic idea.
>>13364495I know.
>>13364507It sounded like a good idea until you went and said that.
>>13364495Not for long.
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
>>13364517Just don't do anything you'll regret. Or the other sister will wreck your shit.
>>13364235I just want to hug her, for a long time.
>>13364495But corruption of cute nun girls is great. I need to replay Haru-Uru.
>>13364522But I love grapesnakes
>>13364489Cursed items like this usually kick in once she puts it in.After that she can take it off as she pleases and the curse will still get her, albeit at a slower rate. There will be a compulsion to wear it though.It's also very pretty so there's that as well.>>13364496Glad you liked it. I can't hit it for another three weeks though, a shirohebi there saw me so I need to lay low
>>13364522REMOVE EVIL FROM GRAPESNAKE
>>13364516>Stop ruining my fap fantasies!/mgg/, never change.
>>13364522Grapesnake is the best snake.>>13364532Well I hope she enjoys it at least.
>>13364535It was a joke.read: Now it's a terrible idea. I regret this decision.
>>13364534>Not wanting evil grapesnakes
>>13364542>It was a joke.Don't get me wrong, I found the exchange amusing. It wasn't sarcstic, I don't actually want to visit an /mgg/ where such a light hearted exchange can't happen.
>>13364546The evil ones are for undoing their bonds with the Demon Lord/God that created them and loving wholeheartedly.
>>13364531>>13364534>>13364538
>>13364560That's a cute Grapesnake.
>>13364411>She starts to thrust back into you while chanting "Fuck me!" And all sorts of lewd things, such as how her asshole hasn't been savaged in forever>Fine fucking whatever you're already in her ass, were going to rape her, and she obviously has a rape fetish>Slam forward so hard her face buries into the bed>She gives a mumble of approval, making a thumbs up with one of her paws>That gives you an idea>Snatch up her paws and pin them behind her back>She actually gets tighter >Time for naughty spankings>Oh she is loving this, clamping down so tight with every swat while she's being held 'against her will'>Fucking her face-first through the bed, she's going wild, she's cum at least three times and yes indeed, she's a squirter>Whole bed is shaking like it's 2010 and you're in Haiti>There's no way everyone in this house isn't aware you're killing this woman via assfucking>Bury the hatchet hard in her one last time, unleashing all your pent up nerdrage deep in her ass>Collapse atop her, dragging the both of you down to the side before you finally pop free>She's panting with her tongue hanging out, wiggling against you>Your turn to be tired as fuck, you think she's going to slip off happily to sleep as well. Eyes closed now, everything is peaceful - if a bit wet>Suddenly a smack on your cheek brings you out of it>Her face is inches from yours>"Are you done already?!">Y-yes>She crawls on top of you>When did she get those belts>Hands are securely fastened to the bed frame>You beg her for mercy, you're so tired>"And I'm still horny!">The predator has become the prey>All night long, until the birds chirp. You didn't know you could get bruises there>At least she's asleep, she's kind of cute when she's snuggled up against you, even if there's a river of cum seeping out of her butt>At some point Bastet marches in and demands you two leave, it's fucking two in the afternoon>Anubis sleepily follows you out, she's suddenly meek>Well, what now
>>13364561RIP Pharaoh
>>13364546>suffering evil
>>13364560I could do for some art of this Apophis in particular.http://pastebin.com/NjKtFVKb
>>13364567>it's fucking two in the afternoonI told you to fucking abort
>>13364580Listen, mayaderes are the best and most rewarding catches.
>>13364581>GunstarWow. That takes me back. He was a good greentexter.>inb4 Oh shit they got Gunstar! CW comic.
>>13364567Mission Accomplished.
>>13364598>inb4To think that was a year ago...
>>13364567>thumbs upI love it.>what nowLunch and take her home. Fall deeper into rape play with her.
>>13364567time for coffie and brunch with her
>>13364612>>13364567then bring her home and fuck the shit out of her
>>13364538She should, it does look very nice. Just make sure you don't mix it up with the "Amulet of the Wild Hunt" which will make her go werewolf. Just remember that Red gems are fox, green is wolf
>>13364567>what nowForce her into your car and take her to your place, and rape her for the rest of the day an night. Order pizza to e delivered the following night before accidentally making it easy for her to free herself before falling asleep yourself, completely defenseless, and accidentally leaving out all manner of belts and ropes and that vial of manticore venom a friend gave you as a joke. Enjoy a brief respite as you're interrupted by the pizzaman and talk to her about a permanent relationship.
>>13364567Tell her that was nice but she isn't my type.
>>13364567Find a room, use her other hole and take responsibility.
>>13364567>Says she has a rape fetish>Rapes me with bondage against my will>For hoursShe's not getting called, and I'm not offering her a ride home.
>None asked for more legos
>>13364053>If you can't have it without sex then it's not a healthy relationship, it's just shameless lust.Bullshit. Sex is is the pinnacle of intimacy, and an important component in a healthy relationship.
>>13364560>TFW we'll never get more of Gunstar's Apophis >Or that one fucking "delightfully eccentric" Golden Boy MILFphisIt hurts to fucking live.
>>13364646I hate Legos, hell, they'll probably step on the ones they spilled on the way out.
>>13364643This is what we call "badly written".
>>13364587>mayadereMy nigga
>>13364654THIS NIGGA GETS IT!
>>13364100Y'know I wish someone would properly shade the Anubis.Also we just plain need more art of Anubi and Dragons together.
>>13364587>most rewardingExplain your reasoning.
>Your girl's face when some fucking Paladin interrupts you and her when you're about to get intimate.
>>13364669>Encountering a woman who has ad such a rough life that she felt forced enough to become a villain>Was strong enough to actually nearly overpower you several times>Bringing said girl back to the good side as an ally, and helping her reintegrate into the living world as a good person>Having her depend on you as a lover
>>13364654>Sex is is the pinnacle of intimacy, and an important component in a healthy relationship.So you need to have sex to intimately know your friends?Is sex necessary to have any sort of healthy relationship?
>>13364656You will one day.I'm just on the moon right now, is all.
>>13364524I want to hug that Succunun.
>>13364686Is no sex necessary to have any sort of healthy relationship?
>>13364680That actually seems like the best time to attack a monster they would be completely defenseless and naked.
>>13364216>>13364411>>13364567Anubis a best. 10/10.Invite her back to your place for some nice breakfast. And since she was talking about it earlier, vidya?
>>13364691Anon, listen...she is VERY huggable.And VERY huggy.
>>13364704That was only in December? It feels so long ago.
>>13364694Lack of sex is not necessary to have a healthy relationship, don't be silly.
>>13364685>Bringing said girl back to the good side as an ally, and helping her reintegrate into the living world as a good person>Having her depend on you as a loverCan't I turn evil instead? I don't see the point if turns into another moeblob
>>13364712But can she outhug me?
>>13364718if she*
>>13364685Tragic villian? Eh.
>>13364580>sufferingOn the contrary, I would enjoy every minute of it.
>>13364718She won't be a moeblob.She'll be the slightly less evil Green Ranger.
>>13364567>She doesn't feel too good and her butt is sore>Little wonder, that>Given all that's happened, most of your apprehensions have vanished>Though you can take the man out of the spaghetti, you can't take the spaghetti out of the man, or something like that>You're radiating so much un-smooth you're pretty sure she's being exfoliated right now>Still, all that raw, carnal fucking seems to have endeared her to you a little, and she asks if you want to hang out - after you're both properly cleaned up. She may love cum when it's fresh, but half a day later she feels crusty and icky. >You understand and sympathize, since you too feel that feel.>Agree to meet up at a diner for something between lunch and dinner, whatever that may be called, in two hours. >Squeaky clean and feeling like a million bucks, roll on over to the eatery>She's already got a table, waves you over>You notice she's got a handheld system, or pawheld in this case, and it's quite massive>Makes the Gamegear look compact>Idle chatter about this and that, she's surprisingly easy to talk to. She's just a big nerd. A big, sexy, pear-shaped nerd with thighs that could kill a man. You can attest to that. >Though she is kind of a nostalgia-fag, you'll just have to see how that plays out>Strangest of all, there's no hint of the sex monster from last night>While she wants to continue talking, she has plans with her friends tonight>Fair enough, so let's exchange numbers>As you put in her number, you come to a terrible, awful realization>What the hell is her name?>You look up at her>She's already finished entering yours, so she knows your name>She smiles at you>Fuck
>>13364686>friends=/=loversI don't think so Tim.
>>13364725Gee, anon. I just don't know...
>>13364737Fucking Bast, she set you up.
>>13364739So you don't need to have sex to have an intimate or a healthy relationship. That's exact;y what I'm saying.
>>13364737>A big, sexy, pear-shaped nerd with thighs that could kill a manAnubi are love. Anubi are life.And might as while try and man up a little and admit that somewhere in the stupor of the night, you "forgot" her name. Better now the first time you're actually talking than when you can't fudge your way through it on the fourth date or some shit.
>>13364740Seems like we have more questions than answers. It is time to put our abilities to the test.
>>13364737>I-I'm bad with names, s-sorry>Spaghetti falls out>Lego falls out>Both fall from their chairs
>>13364752No, friends are one thing, lovers are another, and part of that is, well, sex. You can intimately know a friend without sex, but when you fuck someone and see their "O" face, you've seen their soul.
>>13364737>Though she is kind of a nostalgia-fag, you'll just have to see how that plays outThat's the best though. Only faggots who don't know better think the modern game industry is worth two shits. In fact that's probably only acceptable one. Anything otherwise would prove her shit tastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WvnyssuiQ>TFW lonely bar owner Arachne who uses marrionettes to pose for her clinetele and plays the piano>All because of her race's stigma
Quick Anon, what's your waifu's favorite song?Hard mode: No Banana Man
>>13364795You won't get me to feel bad for a spider. They're icky and gross and untrustworthy.
>>13364811Big Balls - AC/DC
>>13364811>>13364811Hall and Oates - Maneater
>>13364382I normally agree but Holst barely counts as corruption. She could probably keep on being a paladin as a Holst.
>>13364818yur icky and gross.
>>13364811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k
>>13364795I have Arachnaphobia and don't drink, but I do have a soft spot for lonely Christmas Cakes in need of healing and get shunned by societyI feel conflicted, but ultimately want to help give her a smile!
>>13364737>Well you've come this far>Gotta have confidence she'll understand, given the circumstances>Hey if she didn't like you, she wouldn't be here>Right, self-peptalk over>Taking in a deep breath, you sit up straight, look her dead in the eye, and as confidently as you can muster you mention you're bad with names and you forgot it and you're really sorry please don't hate me>Her ears wiggle and swivel, and she narrows an eye as she attempts to figure out what you're saying with all that mumbling>This has not gone well>You try to say it again, just the part about what exactly her name is>Knock your coffee over>Right in her direction>She jumps>There's clattering on the floor>What the fuck>Is that more lego>Does she just keep it in her pockets>She practically leaps from her seat to pick them up, you do the same to dab the coffee from her pants>Oh my god they just keep falling out of her pockets while you're trying to be a gentleman and now it just looks like you're feeling her up and even though there's just an old Jinko chuffing her ass off at the scene in the corner and the waitress seems to have vanished you just want to die>Sulk back into your seat and await food, both of you blushing profusely>Hey you really like lego, huh>Yeah>Ha ha ha ha kill me>Some minutes later, you've both managed to calm down>Though you notice she seems to be fired up in other ways>With the meal done, you get up to part ways, slightly more mindful of any potential clumsiness>Despite everything, she enjoyed chatting with you>As you leave she gives you a kiss>Her pockets crinkle with the sound of lego when she presses against you>How about tomorrow, she says>That'll be great!>She scampers off to her car and you watch her drive away, letting out a satisified exhale through your nose>Things are looking up for your love life>Until the dawning realization>You still don't know her name
>>13364837I don't know a Paladin who spontaneously lactates and gets horny sounds like a bad Paladin.
Werewolves are the superior monster canine.
>>13364534>Peppydo you even know who that's supposed to be
>>13364847Now dont actually show up tomorrow so she looks like a retard
>>13364847Got her number at least? Shoot her a text that you never got her name?Honestly after all that Spaghetti (And Lego) the potential embarrassment seems far less now.
>>13364862You're a retard.Anubi a best.
>>13364847>Is that more lego
>>13364847She's doing all of this on purpose, her and Bast are both in on it. I'm not paranoid, just a little suspicious I swear.
>>13364837Maybe if she was exiled to the eastern or northern territories.
>>13364874alright, what if show up but dont let her see you, just to see how much lego spills out of her. Even better show up with a different girl
>>13364882I'd love to see the eastern Paladins if they allow Monster girls.
>>13364888That's even worse.Also.>Better>Than a nostalgic-game-loving, lego-spilling, curvy-hipped, anal-rape-fetish AnubisImpossibru.
>>13364654>>13364686Fun fact, early American puritans were expected to bone their wives regularly. If the neighbors didn't hear the bed creaking often enough the husband would get reprimanded by the village leaders for not being a good Christian husband.They also tended to have large families of ~6-10 children.
Elf Ears?
>>13364895Well when infant mortality was 1/4 and only 2/3 kids lived to adulthood then you needed big families. Not to mention that breeding the faithful is the oldest way any religion likes to grow.
>>13364858Not him, but Mirai is best Senran.
>>13364898I'm going to kiss them.
>>13364901Funny way to spell Daidouji friend
>>13364851That sounds like a wonderful paladin, Anon.She could save you from the vicious rape monster then restore your HP with fresh milk.
>>13364854I like all Canids. >>13364847Too tired to go on, will continue when I wake up. Maybe. See, CYOAs are still fun!
>>13364914Guess is my time to go to bed as well then, thanks that was fun
>>13364909What if she's giving a speech about the evils of corruption and she starts lactating?
>>13364894Even worse would be bringing a human girl and saying that shes your girlfriend now
>>13364901>>13364908That's not Hikage
>>13364914>Too tired to go on, will continue when I wake up. Maybe. See, CYOAs are still fun!>Anubis CYOAFun indeed, and I do look forward to seeing it continued.
>>13364909>holst paladin partner>bubbly and sweet, always supports and watches out for you>comforts you after particularly rough duties>if you're ever wounded, her milk can fix you in a matter of hours>when she runs out, you just have to fuck her to get moreI'm liking this paladin holst more and more.
>>13364901You mean Minori, shortstacks are the best.
>>13364900Well, yeah, but they also saw 'sharing intimacy' with your wife as vital to maintaining a healthy relationship. The whole 'religion is anti-sex' thing didn't come about until the Victorian era, and that was more societal norms infecting religion than it was religion influencing society.And the sex for procreation thing is mostly just Catholics.
>>13364909>Rubicante-chan>You're already drained dry by the various semen demons>She just looks at you and waves her hand>I've restored your HP and Spriit to full>NOW, COME AT ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
>>13364920Preaching is for priests. Paladins lead by example.>>13364932>>when she runs out, you just have to fuck her to get moreYou'll have to marry her first. She IS still a paladin.
>>13364943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08Nhzrp41c
>>13363953>>13363957Source?
>>13364854HALF WOLF!HALF GIRL! ALL BITCH!
>>13364949>marriageI wouldn't mind, although, I imagine rubbing her boobs would have the same effect.
This anubis stuff got me thinking, and it made me remember a true story which happened not too long ago.>Be me>Be summer>Don't get along with dad so well>But he's loaded since he left mum for that lich>Sent across fortunes in child support>Cares to little for me he forgot to stop paying once I turned 18>Lotts of money>Not much of a social life>Hear about that new game WaifuBorne. Need to buy a PS4 but fuck it. got cash>Head to gamestop,>Own pretty cool cars>Still don't have a license>Have to catch a bus>Stomach aches a little from last night's spaghetti >Was really hungry, so I brought some with me in a tupperware container >Frugal, so I don't like eating out>Spaghetti is hot and steaming, and because I walk around with hands in my pockets, my palms are all ready sweaty>anyway, walk to a bus stop and wait for the bus into town>Bus arrives>There's only one seat left>It's next to this lilim>Decide to stand in the middle of the bus>Only one standing, only male on the buss asides from the driver>Catch some stairs>Its quickly discovered that the last seat is spare>"Hey, boy. Why don't you take a seat?">Begin to sweat, the heat from the homecooked spaghetti is as blistering as a lava golem now, the anxiety of all these eyes on me cause my bowels to loosen>great mistrust of women ever since my beautiful succubus girlfriend left me for Peter McPillarPenis>Think it's a trick, maybe the chair was laced with manticore venom or something I on't know>Not willing to get gang raped there in the buss but the girls have other ideas >One sneaks up behind me and strokes my ass>Jump forward, accidentaly smack my face against on of the hand rails in the bus>Crush the tupperwear container and it digs into my lower abdomen>Cringe as I fart a little>wet>Akaneme opposite from me brings her tongue down the front of my pants as I freeze up but gags as she tastes tomato sauce and shit>tongue comes out of my pants with strands of spaghetti dangling
>>13364972Way too much liquid to be girl cum. She's just peeing.
>>13364984plz no
>>13364984>MFW that endingFuck you i'm trying to not laugh at stupid shit while writing cringeworthy smut you asshole.
>you will never be the son of a famous farmer that was kidnapped by a monster girl>your mother will never be completely bedridden because of sorrow and sickness>you will never have to take up contract work for the Order just so you can get by>you will never eventually be sent to a corrupted tower that suddenly appeared on the outskirts of town and fight your way to the top>you will never find your now Incubus father fucking the same woman that stole him away>the same woman that started this whole mess will never recognize you and order your former father to bring her your head Fucking heretics and their whores
>>13364993>Implying she wouldn't turn the mother>Implying they wouldn't both fuck him>Implying the son wouldn't be just like "Why the fuck do I have to call this chick mom? And why does mom look half her age now?"
>>13364993>Order propaganda
>>13364984Michael Jordan trying not to laugh.gif
>>13364993We need an Adachi paladin edit with this.Heretics and Whores.
>>13364993Good. Good.
>You will never be a necromancer that uses your undead minions to form a traveling music band
>>13364984>she takes one look at me and her dangling tongue and starts crying>I start crying>the spaghetti wraps around my flacid length and each bump in the road which shaked the buss only tightens it>spaghetti job>double up to conceal my public erection>this only forces more shit out and I run to the front of the buss leaking tomato sauce>a shitty meatball plops out and lands square in the middle of some one's tailpussy>people start screaming in outrage as I lean up against the doors, crying, leaking spaghetti and cum>bus doesn't even stop >Doors open and the bus driver kicks me out>I look back>He's smirking >It's PillarPenis>Irate with rage, I sprint to the front of the buss and rach down into my pants>Clutch a fistful of cum an tomato sauce and throw it at his windscreen >Bus swerves as PillarPenis gets high on the fumes of mom's spaghetti and fuck>His massive erection jams the steering wheel an thrusts into the acceleration pedal>Bus crashes into nearby building, tips and lights on fire>I run away leaving a trail of shit cum and meatballs>Finally make it to gamestop>Smell like hell itself >The doors don't open>don't recognise me as human anymore>Demonic stench or something>Stupid paladin gamestop>People begin to stare as spaghetti falls out of my ass and down my leg whilst I wait for the guy at the register to open the automatic doors for me>He visibly hesitates>I walk in, nearly slipping on the puddle of cum sauce still leaking from my turgid cock>Browse the aisles, feeling the squelch in my pants>Can't fine waifuborne>Shuffle to front desk where the guy tries to hol back his vomit>"W-what is it, customer?">"W-w-where is waifuborne?">mumble and avoid eye contact>shift weight uncomfrotably, but the movement only makes the sopping strands of al dente coil tighter around my penis, constricting like my ice oneholes>simulteneously fart and cum at the same time>The stench is getting to me>I just want this to be over
>>13364993That's my fetish.
>>13365014You want to face your dad in death combat?
>>13365023I think he means a woman having her husband NTR'd away.
>>13365013Man commuting in MG city must be hell.
>>13365004I got you covered.
>>13364914remember to bin it
>>13365028No, what >>13365023 said.
>>13365043Color his armor black and red and I think we've got a winner.
>>13364985>Implying girlcum isn't also pee
>>13365047>black and redI don't know what paladin school you went to, but that's bullshit.
>>13365013>desperate, I look him in the eyes for the first time>"W-WAIFU BORN">He just shakes his head in shocked incomprehension>In retrospect, it was probably at me and not at what I was saying>But I still think maybe he can't hear my, so I look for a pen to write it out>no pen>Look for anyhting in my pockets >spaghetti >run over to store window>slap strands of spaghetti onto the glass and move them so they spell "wiafuborne">Cum all over it so it stays in place>tomato sauce exclamation point>The guy vomits>"W-we don't sell shitty games here at gamestop, sir.">...>It was all for nothing>fall to my knees in the puddle of filth>some one taps me on shoulder>It's spaghetti-chan>That super concerntrated demonic energy on the buss and cumming all over my mother's cooking has made me a tsukumogami waifu>She reaches into her spaghetti vagina>so far she vomits all over me as she pushed her stomach aside>Pulls out a coppy of waifuborne>It's dripping with tomato sauce >"Nagisa dies" >I cry as I take her hand in mine an take her and my new game home>Wave good by to the guy at the counter>I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror>If anything I can say this cab is rare>but I thought ‘naw forget it ,yo homes to Bel Air’ 10/10 this happened to me
>>13365058I'm saying because that's the color set for Magatsu Izanagi.
>>13365068I figured, but still...Damn, why is Magatsu Izanagi so good?
>>13365047It's fine as it is.
>>13365072Because while it's edgy as fuck, black and red look really nice together
>>13364991What is the subject matter of your smut, Skeletor Daisoujou man?
>>13365060>implying Nagisa isn't resurrected with the kamidogu
>>13365060you sir are a nigger. and i love you for it
>>13365079Kitsch being dicked.
>>13365086Hurrah for dicking little brown foxes in funny shirts.Is there alcohol involved?
>>13365086Well shit.Then again, Kitsoviet probably gets angry at the same rate he writes.
>>13365082>>13365085ty like and subscrib
>>13365091Only for her.
>>13365100Well that's fine.
>>13365100She's a big fox.
>>13365104You're more than welcome to shove the bottle up her butt if you want to get her even more shit faced.
>>13365114I was thinking like, her drooling some booze over a guy's dick or somethin'.But what you said is good lewd too.
>>13365082Please go blunder God. We don't need your help
>>13364940>And the sex for procreation thing is mostly just Catholics.No. That sort of thing dates back to the oldest of religious ways, when the gods were the gods of your tribe and outsiders were not converted or wanted in your religion. Only way to grow was to make more of your people.
>>13365086I've heard a lot of this kitsch these recent threads, but i seem to have missed the OC involving her/it. link?
>>13365126>4 hours later, a discussion literally nobody cares about is still going on.>More at 11
>>13365123B-but earthrealm tho...
>>13365114More likeServing her a Zombie tiki cocktail after a night of already massive amounts of sex only for her and the guy to wake up five days later covered in bodily fluids like sweat, the room reeking of the sour tang of sex, and a baby bottle being used as a stopper to prevent the semen from leaking out of her cumflated body
>>13365147This is exceedingly wonderful levels of lewd.
>>13365114>shove the bottle up her buttLike that one BoBoBo hmanga? Also, on the subject of drunk girls, I'm surprised no-one has mentioned http://exhentai.org/s/36b4df2dfc/750978-1
>>13365151No anon, people shove beer bottles up their asses to get way more shit faced than just drinking it normally.
>>13365132I'm not sure a 70% casualty rate makes things better.Besides, Shokan bitches.
>>13365161Doesn't this get people killed very easily?
>>13365161>Needign to shove drink up your ass to get drunkJust drink more, dumbasses.
>>13365182Yes.
>>13365182You can bypass the first pass effect by applying stuff through the artery that goes along the anus, which is why suppositories are a thing, so you'd probably be able get a lot more alcohol a lot quicker in your blood that way.
>>13364858Oh. I see.Whoever did this has good taste.
>>13365112>She's a big foxBullshit she is. She's like 4'2 at the tallest and has wonderful, supple child birthing hips
>>13364952>You will never lead a faux-delinquent gang composed of yourself, a Kejourou, a Lich girl, a Kappa, and a Hellhound
>>13364901>MiraiB^)>>13364924Why do so many people like Hikage god damnYomi is best for me
>>13365217>Centuries old soulless mage wanting to be a part of some shitty fake street gang
>>13365248Both that woman's breasts and rice serving are too large.
>>13365250>Implying this isn't why wizards are the epitome of dickeryMagic users gotta have fun too man, things need some spicing up when you're old.
>>13365251You sound like a total fruitcake>not liking women with big breasts that can eat as much as you do
>>13365217And what would you and your cute gang do, hm?
>>13365251This statement cannot be more wrong.
>>13365256>>13365258>Liking women with gigantic sacks of useless fat who are gluttonsI'll take my toned and well proportioned women, thank you.
>>13365251Those are bean sprouts.
>>13365267Those sacks of fact contain the dreams of men.
>>13365267>not liking a woman who enjoys food
>>13365267But they're attractive sacks of fat and I won't judge a person's gluttony because I am also a glutton. Plus women who enjoy food are great.
>>13365267>gigantic sacks of useless fatYou an Alp, son?
>>13365250>Centuries old soulless mage who's already done every centuries old stuck up mage thing not wanting to be a part of some shitty fake street gang
>>13365253She wouldn't be pretend dickery though.>"And that's why you should always look both ways when crossing the street young man.">"T-thank you paper tiger not-deliquents.">"Has anyone seen Thuula?">Suddenly crashing sounds of million dollar pileup in progress>Lich looking innocent>"You'd think people would learn yellow lights mean slow down and caution, not step on the gas"
>>13365267You don't understand. They're filled with men's hopes and dreams.
>>13365251Both are perfect and need more mayo. Fuck you.
>>13365274>>13365286The only thing they contain is evidence of her lethargy and hedonism.>>13365278>>13365280>not liking a woman who enjoys foodDid I say that?No.I said gluttons.>>13365281No, I'm a man with standards.Gigantic tits just get in the way and cause more problems than they're worth.The largest I'd go in breast size is a DD Cup, and that's pushing the limits of what I find attractive.D-C range is my preference.
>>13365288kek
>>13365289>He doesn't want boobs either side of his head if he rests his head on his waifu's chestfag
>>13365289>not liking gluttonsTotal and complete faggotry.
>>13365286>TFW I like my soft girls like Ren Xiangmao>TFW I also like girls who're swole and have the most lickable abs
>>13365293That can be accomplished with a much smaller breast size, D cups for example can easily do that.>>13365298>Enjoying gluttonsHave fun with your unreasonably high food expenses and numerous health problems.
>>13365310Strongfat, it's the best of both
Guys, if Ireland is the country that hates fat asses, what country does this faggot come from if he hates big breasts?
>>13365267I agree anon.Good proportions a best.Though even so, I prefer flat chested or small breasts, with nice, child-birthing hips, and the full thighs and ass that go with 'em, and an overall petite figure.
>>13365316Ireland hates fat asses?But I'm a third Irish and I love asses.
>>13365316Iran
>>13365311>unreasonably high food expensesWhen it's clearly being padded it with cheap shit like rice there's no problem, and even if it was>not providing for what your waifu wantsYou're a failure.>numerous health problems>2D getting health problems
>>13365316That is a lovely cow. Great proportions, fantastic ass, cute face. 10/10
>>13365316Shittastestan obviously.
>>13365267>>13365251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
>>13365329>>2D getting health problemsEscapism can only go so far Anon, and the fact you tried to pull that card is embarrassing.>Not providing for waifuAlready said mine isn't a pig, so that's irrelevant.And who says she wants to eat mostly rice?That's just a lazy excuse for a person with a broken wallet who can't give their piggy good feed.
>>13365313What the fuck is Strongfat supposed to look like?
>>13365348>Escapism can only go so far Anon, and the fact you tried to pull that card is embarrassing.That's all I've been talking about from the beginning, I haven't suddenly pulled any card. If you default to thinking anyone here is talking about 3DPD you're a joke.>And who says she wants to eat mostly rice? That's just a lazy excuse for a person with a broken wallet who can't give their piggy good feed.I'll buy her whatever she wants, I was just going from the picture you immediately declared your shit taste to. That's why I said >and even if it was a problem>>not providing for your waifu
>>13365353Google it you fucking retard
>>13365353Like those scary brick barmaids and stereotypical potato shaped peasant women. Unfortunately he probably thinks it's means muscles with big tits.
>>13365357>If you default to thinking anyone here is talking about 3DPD you're a joke.You would be surprised to learn just how many people here aren't into the whole escapism thing.>Immediately declared your shit tasteCareful there, don't want to break a key, I can hear you pounding your keyboard from across the web.>Not providing for your waifuAlready said I do, she just isn't a swine like yours is.I would keep going, but you sound like you're getting a little hot under the collar.Why don't you go immerse yourself in your little playtime fantasy land for a bit until you cool down bud?
>>13363953>>13363957Are these from jackasss?
>>13365176Is it true? Is there another Anon out there who shares muh vidya waifu?
>>13365366>Implying that people who are fine with 3D aren't into escapismI want Real, 3D, Living MGs, someday, in some form.
>>13365389>3D MGsNot sure if want. Rather upload consciousness into a 2D world made for me, under my full control.
>>13365323>I prefer flat chested or small breasts, with nice, child-birthing hips, and the full thighs and ass that go with 'em, and an overall petite figureGod dammit anon, get out of my head.
>>13365316>>13365326Well I'm Scottish (which is basically the same thing) and every woman in my family has a big, round, peach-shaped bubblebutt.The men do too but we like to pretend otherwise.
>>13365389>I want Real, 3D, Living MGs,I would extend that to cosplay tier, like elves, vampires and dhampirs, and other stuff like that.The shit like girtablus and centaurs?No thank you, that can stay in literature for all I care.
>>13365403Congratulations. You now live in a world which you perceive entirely as line-segments.At least say you want a world that is 3D, but made to appear with a 2D aesthetic. Because that is, in fact, a thing.
>>13365366>Careful there, don't want to break a key, I can hear you pounding your keyboard from across the web>I would keep going, but you sound like you're getting a little hot under the collar.>Why don't you go immerse yourself in your little playtime fantasy land for a bit until you cool down bud?I'm not even mad at all, I'm just pointing out how wrong you are and how shit your taste is. If you perceive that as anger or hostility it's only because you feel threatened by it. Maybe you should go somewhere like Tumblr is you feel so personally offended by everything.
>>13365410I want 'em all anon. Good, and the bad. Though I think girtablilus and centaurs and such would be amazing.
>>13365410All or nothing, faggot.
>>13365417>I'm not mad, you're mad!Not making a very good case there pal, did you take my advice? cause it sure doesn't sound like it.
I'll admit something /mgg/. I love boobs and hips and thighs. I like genki shortstacks and tomboy muscle girls and curvy ara ara milfs.But my favorite type of all is gentle, willowy CC with modest breasts.
>>13365410Boring. I want the weird ones.
>>13365423I could literally reply to you with the same post you just made. Not even that guy, but you're pulling the same non-argument horseshit he is.
>>13365422>>13365420>>13365431I'm just saying that once you go "all or nothing" you start to get shit that could be harmful to society.Do you honestly want entire apartment buildings filled with Arachne?Caves and abandoned buildings flooded with Matango colonies?Wasp nests the size of apartment complexes in our parks?>>13365435Have you really not gotten clued in that he's just trolling the idiot at this point?
>>13365439I can't even tell who's trolling who.
>>13365439I don't want KC-brand monster girls.And you can easily nuke any dangerous monster girls (not literally).
>>13365439What are you, some kind of pussy? It would make life interesting.
Stop getting baited into silly oneupsmanship shitflinging.
>>13365439>All that stuffIf they're cute grils? Fuck yes.Except the matango thing, but we all came to a gentlemen's agreement that they don't count.
>>13365415Don't be so literal, you know what I meant.
>>13365451That will never happen, the people in these threads are too autistic.>>13365450Going to Africa and getting infested with Bot Flies would also make life interesting, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
>>13365450>It would make life interesting.Like it isn't "interesting" enough with the hundreds of thousands of different diseases and dangerous animals already.
>>13365450Life is interesting anon its not life's fault your so boring
>>13365439Well, first of all, I don't think MGs would have the exact same breeding rates as their animal counterparts.So I don't think you'd get Arachne, or any other mass-birth bug-types, "Filling" anything. Colonial types, ants, bees, wasps and the like, sure. But I'd say that, integrating into a modern society, they would have to acquire land and building permits on which to construct their nests and hives. And as for Matangos...well, I say either keep them constrained to secluded colonies, or burn 'em.
>>13365470But none of those are sexy rapists. So they're dumb.
>>13365468>Bot FliesPlease don't start that conversation again. Bad memories.
>>13365510>You're tasting a little bland niichan, could you add more red meat to your diet?
>>13365375That artist is godly.
>yandere succubus who leaves one mark on your leg with her nail every time you have sex, like marking your days in jail
>>13365547Why on your leg?
>>13365547Fuck that, I'm scarred enough already.
>>13365556Would you rather she mark your dick each time?Some people.
>>13361661We can go bigger.
>>13365547>yandere succubusI wonder how they'd fare compared to the other yandere monstergirls. Not that I have any negative feelings towards Succubi.
>>13365564No. I'm just saying- of all the places you can mark a person, you mark them on their legThat's the equivilant to a dog pissing on your leg to "mark their territory". She could've at least did it anywhere else, like on your arm, or your chest, or your back, or a bite on your neck
>>13365547I know i dont want this but my dick does
>>13365574God dammit, now I have to fap to that again. Zankuro a great.
>>13365577>or a bite on your neckShe'd run out of space quite easily.
>>13365574Which Zankuro is that from, the third one?
>>13365112For you.
>>13365582I just got done fapping to it, so good on you.>>13365592E.C.M. 4E.C.M. 4 also has a non-animated cg set featuring more lactation and sex in the amazon position.
>>13365602I need to put the music for those as my ringtone. He makes catchy music.
>>13365584Well, yeah, but a simple bite goes a long way in marking someone. A bite on the neck, in a place where all, or most, can see so everyone knows that you are hers and if anyone tries to touch you they'll wake up on Charon's boat in the mist of her pun rambling is much better than marking someone in a place where no one can seeI mean, seriously, you have to know how to mark someone or what's the point? Main reason she has to mark your leg is because girls keep flaunting for you because they can't see the blasted mark for crying out loud. Just put it in a place where people from space can see it and get it out of the way. Saves the effort of continuously marking you in a fit of rage because no matter how many times she ambushes you at night to suck your dry of your semen, you still get MGs flirting with you left and right.I mean, this is why things nuzzle you. Not because you're soft and warm- OK, maybe that- but because they want their stench all over you so everyone but probably not you can smell it and back off because you've been claimed
>>13365606I never knew Zankuro made music.
>>13365611Whatever he puts in the flashes, I mean. Or whoever makes them. I have no idea.
>>13365602Is there an easy download link for 4?I already have 1 2 and 3, but 4 and 5 are eluding me.
>>13365624HE MADE A FIFTH ONE?
>>13365630I thought he did, last I heard it had been released, but I might have been mislead.
>>13365640Wait, wait, are we talking flashes here?
>>13365608This is why Vampires have it easy, neck marks are in easily visible spots, and they're glaringly obvious to anyone who looks.
Okay, I'm not sure you're in here but this message is to the random anon from yesterday that I promised a lolibear story to. Due to technical difficulties I can't post it today, but I have it ready and it will be out tomorrow around noon depending when I wake up.
http://i.imgur.com/3kptKkt.jpgThis is a kind of caterpillar.I don- I mean, I just don't...know...Fuck this. Fuck. This.To hell with creepy crawlies, I'm bugging the fuck outta of this shit.
>>13365705That's fucking adorable.It's a cute, short, chubby little snake.10/10, would pet and feed from hand.
>>13365705>The truth I shall share, without sentiment.
>>13365705OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>13365705Have you been to Bogleech? He made an article on caterpillars that introduced me to a whole bunch of things like that and pic related.http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpgOne of my favorites.
>>13365705Mimicry is a very effective survival tactic used by animals for a higher chance of living.
>As the undead Incubus husband of a Vampire, there's a lot of things that one would expect you could do>Unfortunately, you drew the short straw when it came to Incubization>Aside from the limitless stamina and ability to regenerate, you're no stronger than the average human man>Which means that in situations where intruders reach the throne room, you're just kind of there as decoration while your wife handles things>It's definitely a confidence killer, even when she doesn't need to step in>Like the time a paladin kicked in the door while you were fixing a crooked painting right next to it>He ran you through with his sword before you could even react and kicked you off towards the corner>Turning towards your wife, he began to taunt her for her lack of reaction to your apparent death when he heard it>Your hacking and coughing as your lung grew back caught him by surprise, and he turned around to see you standing there inspecting your clothing>"Is your mother going to be angry that the shirt she gave me is already ruined? Because I feel bad">Shocked at your resilience, he ran you through again, making sure he stabbed your heart and finishing with a stab into the skull>Spinning back to your bored looking wife, he started to taunt again when he heard shuffling>He turned to see you searching the ground on your hands and knees>"How about giving me a hand, asshole? It doesn't grow back if it's not destroyed, you lost my eye, so help me find it">Looking back to your wife, he saw her trying to repress a giggle>None of the paladin's training prepared him to face something immortal, and feeling like he had been lured into a trap, he began his escape>You both allowed him to run, but as he was leaving he heard the two of you begin to bicker>You complaining that she let that happen to you>Her giggling about how you were cute>In his distressed state, the paladin was captured by a ghoul living in the town below>Now you see him all the time>He's still an asshole
>>13365713>http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpgAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>13365713It's so happy.
>>13365705They only get that form whenever birds are around.
>>13365715Mimicry is the most bullshit survival tactic because of its effectiveness. All other animals have to work hard to survive in a world where if you're not the alpha pred you're as good as thanksgiving dinner. But then there's always that one guy that just sits back and watches as you get mauled alive disguised as a leafIt's bullshit in the highest calibre
>>13365719>Paladin captured by ghoul it was alright until that then it just turned meh
>>13365713>http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpgMade me shudder and almost choke on a pretzel, holy mother of fuck.
>>133657193/10
>>13365727>disguised as a leafThat's more camouflage than mimicry. Mimicry is imitating another animal, like what a Milk snake does using the Coral Snake's colors, or the Mimic Octopus does copying numerous animals.
>>13365719And I bet he still never helps look for shit you lose.Ungrateful, asshole Paladins.
Since we're talking about bugs.http://i.imgur.com/AX4h1YT.jpg>"Papa! Teach me how to fly!"
>>13365738It's still bullshit no matter how you look at it
>>13365723That's the face it makes as a warning right before it shoots formic acid at you(the same stuff that makes a bee sting hurt so bad)Here's another one.http://i.imgur.com/UPMJh9l.jpgBite it and you get a mouthful of gunk. When is KC going to make a Jewel Slime?
>>13365745How about a Velvet Ant girl?
>>13365719So what's even the fucking point in trying to fight off monster girls? Even if you train that's most of your life fucking wasted away for nothing, and hell probably nobody would give you props for defending a village or some shit.
>>13365745>>13365747Now I want a cicada girl. I'm probably the only one that likes cicadas though...
>>13365719Are you the same guy who wrote that deviantart-tier piece of trash self-insert of yourself defeating a paladin?
>>13365756Maybe you shouldn't stab the nice ladies just want a husband.
>>13365763Oh god that was so fucking cringe worthy.>>13365768Fuck off, it's their fault for being rape machines.
>>13365756Living free of fear.>no props receivedThat's why you fight for coin and get the fuck out f dodge to some far off place.
>>13365756I agree mun invincible monsters takes away half the fun of the setting.
>>13365775>>13365763The one where he pulled a dick move and had the paladin shot to death by arrows?
>>13365763I've written a lot of greentexts, but I have never heard of this before.
>>13365777It' not the monsters, it's the assholes here.
>>13365777Well, they're not invincible anon.They're just so fucking overpowered and the only way to even hope to at best chase one off is to train most of your life with a bunch of nutheads.
>>13365719Absolute shit.
>>13365775It's the only way they know for showing love. Why don't you ask them nicely to stop raping.
>>13365777Eh, I dunno. I feel it gives that "apocalyptic survival" vibe, like life's challenges just got set on hard and endless mode, and now it's all about how long you can survive un-raped.
>>13365756>>13365777It's being a bitch boy taken to an extreme.Don't kinkshame them.
>>13365785>Well, more like semi-phenomenal nearly-cosmic power
>>13365798MGE is not violated hero or MGQ.
>>13365801But you can still beat them, except for the OP loli and Lilims because KC is a fucking hack except for his designs.
>>13365719>>he saw her trying to repress a giggle>>as he was leaving he heard the two of you begin to bicker>>your bored looking wifeWhat's with all these shitty "stories" that seem they were written by angry teenagersGod I fucking cringed.
Cease this stupid power-level argument.Discuss the status of your heart.
>>13365809Both OP goat loli and lilim can be beaten with training.
>>13365816m-muh desperately forced topics
>>13365807>>13365798>>13365793>>13365785>>13365777>>13365768>>13365775>>13365763>>13365756Are we going for a record or something?If this shit picks off it'll be the third night in a fucking row we have this same autistic argument, and it'll be the second time a vampire story involving paladins caused it.
>>13365821Well, excuse me princess for stating how shitty a shitty story is.
>>13365809You missed the joke
>>13365827Yeah, I drank an entire energy drink thinking it was a soda just now.Jokes go right over my head when I'm hyper.
>>13365821Ten bucks says it's the same guy that wrote the craptastic first one.
>>13365820I just wanted to share a cute picture of an adorable little moth girl.Is that really so wrong?
>>13365833>drank an entire energy drink thinking it was a sodaLiterally how.>>13365834>>13365826>Thinking that post is talking about the story>The point>Your headsIf we devolve into another fucking "HFY" vs "MUH INVINCIBLE MONSTARS" then we don't deserve to have MGs become real, especially not the fucks who perpetuate the shitstorm.
>>13365836Image 8/10Text 5/10Presentation 1/10
>>13365836Obligatory posting is always wrong.
>>13365840>>Thinking that post is talking about the storyExcept half the posts you quoted were talking about the story you fucking retard.
>>13365841>>13365843Just ignore the bloody text and shitty presentation and focus on the cute moth then, alright?
>>13365844>half the posts>Implying that was even meOnly one of the posts he linked was talking about the story, and the other half of it was bitching about HFY v. MIM.I would keep responding, but entertaining your autism isn't worth my time.
>>13365719I enjoyed this, although him getting stabbed through the head and being fine 2 seconds later seems OP. The heart I could let slide, because undead, but you can't be fine with 24 inches of steel in your frontal lobe. Even if you're dead.
REPOSTING FOR SOME LAUGHS/CRINGING:>There's a familiar racket from outside>Grumbling, you unwind yourself from around your waifu and go see who it is.>"It's another paladin, sir." A Ghoul maid informs you>Scowl>"Are the girls in position?">"Yes sir">Grab your sword and head outside.>"If it isn't the traitor. I'm surprised you left your unholy castle. Is it a vestigial, noble girl which drives you to your death? Or do you simply seek to mock me? Where is your armor?">"This is all I'll need.">Raise sword up>Swing it down, flashily>It's the signal to pincushion the moron>Girls leap up in a circle, armed with loaded crossbows>Turn him into Swiss cheese. >The girls are stripping his corpse and laying his member bare before you can seve raise the fool>You grip the natural order of life and death in a hand and crush it, channeling your power into the corpse, reanimating it as an undead>Could have done without the incubus, but it's a bit of a caveat to any sorcery nowadays. Not much you can do about it, the bitch who put it in place is vastly stronger than you>"The armor, sir?">Shrug>"Melt it and turn it into spoons. We keep loosing those. I'm going back to my wife.">The sounds of a fallen paladin wrapped in unholy orgy float by your shoulder.
>>13365740>ungratefulHe never asked for this you prick.
>>13365860o god why did you have to remind me of this.
I want this caterpillar as a monster girl!http://i.imgur.com/iensycI.jpgEvery time it molts its head capsule gets caught in its bristles. Just imagine a caterpillar girl with a towering pillar of skull hats!
>>13365840It tasted and seemed like a soda, then when I completely crashed I knew it wasn't
>>13365860>Melt it and turn it into spoonsPleasantly economical
>>13365860dude why are you reposting >>13365719at least wait for a thread jeez.
>>13365846It is very cute.
>>13365861Maybe he should of thought about that before he broke into a vampire's home and shanked her husband.
>>13365840I just wanted to post a terrible story I thought up in line at Chipotle.I knew it was shit, but I didn't realize this would happen because of it.>>13365860Jesus, that's something.I mean I admit my little greentext was bad, but I'm actually offended at the insinuation that I'm this guy.
Nothing good ever comes out of discussions about MGE.
>>13365884Holy shoot that guy actually did a report on MGE? That's pretty cool and baller of him!
>>13365890Nope. the actual report in the image was Poop That Corn.
>>13365890Yeah, what a cool dude! I wish I had his confidence!
>>13365878Slaying the undead is the normal thing to do, even for non paladins, they're an affront to nature.
>>13365903I'd go Alp for a man like that
>A tactic once commonly used by devils was to destroy people by giving them power and wealth beyond what they could handle, but many still use the same kind of method even now. They don’t just have sex with men, they make men’s desire swell beyond what they can handle and drown them in it with excessive love and pleasure by making them home-cooked meals every day, waiting on them hand and foot, and briskly taking care of anything they could possibly need. Everyone hates the mind control effects used on humans, but what about the monsters themselves? You think there's a voice in the back of a devil's head that contains its personality from TAOTFDL, screaming internally as its body flips pancakes wearing nothing but an apron?
>>13365878>actually allowing people who cheated death to live
>>13365907>>13365916She just wants to stay in her fancy mansion and do high class things with her husband. How would you feel if some undead knight kicked down your door and killed you because you're a disgusting breather?
>>13365920>How would you feel if some undead knight kicked down your door and killed you because you're a disgusting breather?Except that's not how it works. Terrible hypothetical situation.
>>13365809You can beat both of them. With your dick. Tender loving femdom a best.
>>13365920>killed you because you're a disgusting breather>a completely natural thing>as opposed to being an undeadgr8 comparison m8
>>13365913that's called "instinct" anon.
>>13365920This world if for the living.
>>13365923That's exactly how it works. You want to kill her because you don't like her. Maybe she donates to the children's hospital in her spare time. But I guess you don't care about that.>>13365932Breathing is stupid. It stops us from living on the moon. So is eating, and dying when you get stabbed. It's all holding us back.
>>13365939*is for
>>13365940>You want to kill her because you don't like her.Please point me to any post that said that lmao.
>>13365913Nah.I mean really, who doesn't like pancakes?
>>13365743Holy shit that's adorable.
>>13365940Stop baiting.>>13365946Why is everything made from batter so greatSame as fried dough.
>>13365944Here,>>13365907, That's a awfully mean thing to say about a lady.
>>13365954That wasn't him, and it's not wrong, some truths are ugly.
>>13365868>http://i.imgur.com/iensycI.jpgHoly shit this is some tomoko-tier moth-chan right here. Can't even fucking molt properly.
The amount of undead apologist ITT is absolutely disgusting
>>13365973There is nothing wrong with being undead. You're just jealous and mean!
>>13365973But the Pharaohs only want peace for this land.Hell, they even THRIVE in the sun.
>>13365973>Hating on superior undead waifu material>Hating on vampires by extension
>>13365973Hey now, Undeads aren't the oddest. They're not my personal tastes though. Why, me and my Dragon Waifu look oddly at them before she gives me eskimo kisses and cuddles
You either live for centuries or whatever but you simply DON'T become undead. That's just wrong.
>>13365973This is a very good picture. Nothing has ever been more deserving of a purge than Freddie's.Monster girl version of Freddie when?captcha:er apl
>>13365973Undead are lovely you faggotGhouls especially.
>>13365973>five knights at freddy'slaughcry.jpg
Undead Kingdoms are the coolest kind of Demon Realm.Gothic architecture, pleasant ambiance of perpetual night, high-class society parties, lovely establishments run by all kinds of undead, low-class zombie girls chanting "Waaaaaaarm" as they cling to their beaus...Is it little wonder even a wide variety of living beings want to move there? They're wonderful.
>>13365946When you've grown up with someone who can't cook pancakes for shit, it kinda kills your appetite for it. But that's beside the point.
>>13365973>>13365989Hey guys did you know we're getting 5N@F part 8 next week?
>>13366000We're also getting an official movie.Praise be unto deeply ingrained ungodly psychological fear.
>>13365990I'm sure she pities all the lewd Undead Dragons who couldn't get a husbando in life.But hey, Dracoliches a best.>>13365999That is tremendously unfortunate.
>>13365993Pirate cove is empty
>>13366003You're happy about this?
>>13366003It was a joke on how the creator shits up mediocre sequels in short time.
>>13366003>Movie based on video game>Movie based on HORROR video gamewe all know how this is going to turn out
>>13366018If you ask me, he's smart to capitalize on them while people still give a shit, just like all the 80's mediocre slasher sequels.
>>13366003>shitty "horror" game that only resorts to jumpscares>gets like four parts in a few months>people actually eat up this crap
>>13366019Silent Hill was watchable.Revelation though...
>>13366022I've always wondered why the player in that game never bothered to use the day-time to help prepare themselves for their night shift.
>>13366019>>13366022Eh, I'm gonna be honest, I don't mind FNaFs because It was made by a nice Christian family man who was down on his luck, and now he has the money to donate to shit and put his kids through college thanks to autistic furries. It's not some pretentious egocentric indie hipster who shouts bullshit and made a "2deep5u" pixel game with no gameplay and some shitty liberal twist, and shilled on all the websites. It's just an OK horror game with a unique concept and actual gameplay. I just can't be mad. It's a case of Lady Luck smiling upon someone who isn't a complete dick.
>>13366034All for the sake of the game.
>>13366038I'm just saying that if it was me I'd at least bring a shotgun to work.
>>13366027Resident evil movie series more like it.
>>13366034It's speculated he's a thrill seeker. Who would put their life on the line for 120 dollars that wasn't homeless or starving?
>>13366045Steve-O.
>>13366042I know, still.
>>13366045Gotta pay off my fancy new shotgun somehow.
>>13366045An Alp desperate for love and attention.
how do you bully a monster girl?
>>13366054Alp? Why would he be an alp risking his life every night?
>>13365913I want to make her breakfast every day and spoil her rotten
>>13366044I like them too.
>>13366061You inhuman monster. I bet you would give her massages and bring flowers home every day. You make me sick.
>>13366058Have your friends bully and hurt her, the act like you like her. Then you call her over to your house and fuck a human in front of them.
>>13366058Just say you want to stay as just friends with her at every turn.Never look for anything more than friendship and you gotta do it intentionally, no dense MC.>>13366048Now I wanna see Wildboyz + Monster girls.Then again that's probably all that'd be showing in MGC TV>>13366063I think I tripped on something, I was saying that all of them were pretty bad.
>>13366059Because Alps are hungry for dick. Hell, if I told an alp I'd cuddle her if she got on the floor, she'd probably do it, the madwoman
>>13366058Become a Wizard and spend all my time creating weird ways to mess with them.
>>13366064Indeed I would, she'd be snug as a bug in a rug
How do you successfully embarrass a Baphomet waifu/daughteru? Exposing the cute shit they do will only make their following grow.Wonderland cakes are cheating.
>>13365913I've wondered about that as well. Doesn't seem like monsters have free will. Wonder how they'd live if there were no demon lords. Is it right to fuck them, do they want to of their own volition? Would they feel guilty about killing their husbands that wasn't because of the DL's conditioning?
>>13366082>Baphomet waifu/daughteruI'm not a brainwashed pedophile, so I wouldn't know.
>>13366058Keep spiking the witches food and drink with Hathor milk.I shall make them my cuddle harem (of no greater than four)
>Papi wanting to be a mother and wanting to take care of the chicks.I've never been a Papi man. But holy shit. I want her more than ever.
>>13366069Still watchable, to kill an hour or two. Movies based on games are bad 90% of the time, but the RE ones do 't completely shit on the games or anything.You want bad, watch house if the dead. Or anything by Uwe Boll really.
>>13366082It is in the nature of the Baphomet to experiment and create with both science and magic.The best way to embarrass a Baphomet would therefore be to spread rumors about some of her more ridiculous laboratory mishaps.
>>13366096>Or anything by Uwe Boll really.I thought the Postal movie was pretty good. It fit what I'd expect a Postal movie to be. Only major complaint is the actor they picked for the Postal Dude.
>>13366089Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hold the fucking phone.Is that kid-sized Suu... talking? I thought she need enough mass for her MILF form to talk?
>>13366114Crabman is inconsistent as fuck
>>13366104Haven't watched that.
>>13366114She's talked in kid-form before.Also she absorbed all those minerals in the bath before and turned super-smart, so she may still be working off of those nutrients.
>>13366114She's become more and more intelligent over time, I think she just has learned a shit load more than she originally did, she didn't even understand Japanese to begin with after all.
>>13366119There you go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI
>>13366125I actually like it.Dat scene where everyone starts shooting eachother and ends up hitting every kid in the cross fire.
>>13366082Expose all of her old lady habits.
>>13366125That's Dave from Titus.And Mikhail from RE apocalypse. Huh.
>>13366082Restrict her access to your liquor cabinet.Go to amusement parks and go on rides she's too short to go on.Invite your guy friends to parties where you smoke cigars, drink beer, play poker, shoot pool, etcWatch/read seinen stuff exclusively and shoot down all of her interests as "for kids"
>>13366150Also appeared on an episode of NCIS.
Nobody's here! Time to post delicious Yuugi.
>>13366287I still say she's just a buff human with a party hat strapped to her forehead.
>>13366287Abs/10Would impregnate
>>13366289>>13366290Shit! I've been caught!
>>13366287Whoa. Her thighs are thicker than her ass.
>>13366290You'd impregnate a can of RAID if it had abs taped to it, don't lie.
>>13366287Gross.
>>13366304Wrong.The raid can doesn't have breasts
>>13366287Oh god this is delicious indeed.I didn't need a diamond boner this late for fuck's sake.
How hard is it to maintain all that fluff?
>>13366287I hate to say it, but I like /fit/, not bulk.
>>13366325Quite difficult. Especially if she's not ambidextrous.Having a loving husbando who adores massaging, caressing, stroking and brushing her fluff helps.
>>13366325Not very. Look at regular dogs.
>>13366314It can if you tape a picture of them to it.
>>13366327Same here. I like a bit of muscle, but huge slabs of it kill the boner.
Big fat cat ass?
>>13366327>>13366338Bah, I respect your opinions.
>>13366343What about em?
>>13366354I want that blue babe to snatch me up and take me to play laser tag with her friends
>>13366360I am now reminded that cats need spankings. Especially pervy, old cats.
>>13366343She doesn't even have a tail!
>>13366360Nothing really, I'm just being cheeky
>>13366365they're only interested in one form of laser tag; your penis as the gun, their hands as the trigger, and getting hit by the laser is a good thing.
>>13366343>catI see no tail, and those don't even look like ears.
>>13366367Are you sure a young tomcat like you can handle an ass that fine?
>>13366367Cats don't need spankings, they need blankets and comfy
>>13366371Nuh uh!. she totally does!>>13366378
>>13366377I said I want laser tag, and I'm getting it, one way or the other.>>13366379Who said anything about young?>>13366380One of my cats is fond of a blanket my mom knitted for him. It's cute.
>>13366387Sorry, forget there are oldfags in here sometimes.
>>13366393>oldfagsINCONCEIVABLE!
>>13366383>>13366343literal cosplay tier. Please take your boring humans and go. >>13366360Why is she so lewd
>>13366380All cats love spankings, Anon.
>>13366334Can't grope a picture anon.
>>13366397Don't be rude.
>>13366403Can't grope real tits eitherThough perhaps you could use one of those boobie mousepads.
>>13366401I wouldn't say that. My cat love being scratched right above his tail but hates being picked up or spanked.
>>13366408>Can't grope real tits eitherIf I can, why can't you?>>13366410All of my cats hate being picked up, but if they get a spanking they'll stay still until it stops, with somewhat confused looks but no protests.
>>13366383>Suddenly a tailIt's fake, as are her ears.
>>13366414>If I can, why can't you?Do I really need to spell it out for you?Anon, pls.
>>13366419Yes, you do! You lost me.
>>13366415Something about the character not wanting to accept that part of her if I remember.Sister keeps it out all the time though.
>>13366424BIG FAT CAT TATS, NO BRA!
>>13366397She's just got a sinfully lewd body.
>>13366371Watch episode 3 of BorN.
>>13366427Bras are bad!They keep those poor boobs all cooped up!
>>13366424I don't like murderers.
>>13366424So did that Anime ever get a third season, or did it stop and keep going with the manga?
>>13366436If you don't like long term dropping then bras are essential.
>>13366440Third season's out right now.Up to episode 3
>>13366434>They made even more DxD again instead of Nobuna S2I don't want to live on this planet anymore.>>13366440S3 is airing right now.
>>13366439>murderersU w0t?She some slutty killer or something?
>>13366430See, here's a guy who gets it. Lewd cats need to be punished. It's not our fault!
>>13366436Bras are the only thing keeping her tits above her knees when she's 40. >>13366439Murderers are hot.
>>13366450>Bras are the only thing keeping her tits above her knees when she's 40.Why is real life so cruel
>>13366430Even better with a dick.
>>13366456The law of gravity is a bitch.
>>13366461Please no.
>>13366456Holstaur milk anon, keeps them firm for life.
>>13366439Fag.
>>13366436>>13366442I do agree that bras should go.But it's also important to know that if you don't wear them, they sag like crazy.What to do? What to do?Answer: Wear sarashi.
>>13366464Haven't all laws of physics been proven irrelevant for a monstergirl if given enough semen?
>>13366456Also, even modestly sized breasts can be painful for women if there's no support. Bras are generally a good thing.
>>13366466She doesn't really, artist has drawn her as such a couple times. Just like smugfox.
>>13366473>SpoilerI do agree that can be nice, but really, what's wrong with some nice, lacy bras?
>>13366430Seeing this image really goes to show how weird cat fingers look.
>>13366469Preach my brother
>>13366479That's why only STRONG girls should have big tits.Too bad the opposite happens in real life. ;_;
>>13366445Yup, she's on the dark side afterall.
>>13366486Hey Hathor, are fried crickets good?
>>13366479That or they strengthen their back muscles to better carry it. >>13366486I love that milk. Best item introduced.
>>13366481Nothing, that's what.
>>13366476The laws of physics are negotiable with MAMANO MANA but they can still apply based on head canon.
>>13366489Oh, so she's on the side that wants to reignite the war?Haven't watched the series in a long time, so that's interesting.Kind of feels a bit lame that they would have a sibling foil character on the opposite side, it's just so overused and stale.
>>13366486I want to impregnate her with 100 babies!
>>13366503100 babies?!
>>13366502As of the latest LN, she was interested with Issei's DxD. Also iirc she's currently on the basement
>>13366493>dat collar>dat frillMmm, grapes... ghrhgghrhll...
>>13366505100 babies!
>>13366486Why aren't her ears colored?
>>13366082I want a Baphomet to be my big sis.
>>13366502The "murder" she committed was killing her old master to protect her sister from him. She's currently trying to get Issei to get her pregnant while she lives in his house.
>>13366125>>13366156Well, that was the dumbest shit I'll have watched this month.
>>13366541It was great.
>>13366537So she isn't really evil at all, just a horny and filled out version of Neko.I can dig it.Is this all in season 3?Cause I can't find any manga scans that are past the Cerberus fight from season 2.
>>13366496>MAMONO MANACling to your retcons all you want, we both know that they're fueled by aggressive dickings.
>>13366544Maybe if you're high. I stand by what I said. I feel dumber for having watched that, and there is no whiskey this night. Sadness.Goodnight faggots.
>>13366530And then she becomes the laughingstock of the Sabbath because her brother is a shota instead of a big, strong Onii-Chan.
>>13366567I'd still be an adult. I'd just want her to take charge is all. I'm into femdom.
>>13366547It's from the LN's.Old master wanted to perform experiments on Koneko, Kuroka objected, he said "lel fuck you doing it anyways" and then she killed him. Later on she took a figurative bullet for her, then explained her actions and motivations to Issei while she recuperated before asking him for 100 babies. Koneko cuntblocked her and claimed Issei for herself.
>>13366573>Not wanting to be a responsible and reliable Onii-sanPleb
>>13366563You just must be the light of the party anon.Hope that whiskey kills you.
>>13366576>Not wanting a loving Nee-sanSlave
>>13366573>I'd just want her to take charge is all. I'm into femdom.Oh man I HAVE to post this comic.
>>13366587Not quite it sadly. You will never understand.
>>13366343Koneko worst girl
>>13366590Shirone > Koneko
>>13366590Those are some hot opinions anon and I respect them.
>>13366582>>13366576Not wanting to take an Onee-san and Imouto at the same time.
>>13366487>>13366492Strength has nothing to do with sacks of fat on your chest that bounce and stretch painfully.
>>13363918>Parasite wasp.>It's been a few days since you were brought to the hive>The wasp that brought you in returned with the woman they'd use as the incubator>Of all the potential victims it had to be one of your favorite kinds of MG>She begs you to kill her before she is killed from the eggs.
>>13366598My brain went straight to lewd>Onee-san using your body to teach imouto about men.>They take turns teasing you, first Onee-san's expert techniques and the imouto's clumsy attempts to mimic her movements. >Onee-san whispering into imouto's ear to guide her and using her hands to guide imouto's hips. >Imouto manages to make you cum and Onee-san rewards her with petting and hugs.
>>13366589>You will never understand.Pfft, yeah sure.
>>13366614Burn them all.
>>13366587>mgt-subs.jpg
>>13366589>You will never understand.>Says KC as he strokes himself over all his nonexistent depth and complexity.
>>13366589Ok this got sad (as in pathetic).
How do you feel about oppai loli monsters?
>>13366645Neutral.
>>13366645They're okay, but it's kinda weird seeing a kid with DD breasts.
>>13366645Hestia Bestia
>>13366653She's not even a monster girl. Might as well be a Jojo hijack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE
>>13366667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGkk60kcjQ
So I got inspired to try writing a story last night, but it's been a while since I've been around. What's the ruling on greentexts? Are they permitted, or do I have to kick it to a pastebin?
>>13366682If you want to do a greentext do a greentext.If you want to do prose, put it in a pastebin.It's not hard.
>>13366684Alright. Last I was here I remembered there being a debate about them being permitted.
>>13366645Always been a bewbsman so...
>>13366682Look above you, around you. Do what you want, not like we have to worry about post count or something.
>>13366645I prefer small pear-shaped girls. With stockings attached to garterbelts. And a bell on their tail. And bridal gloves. Maybe some kind of skimpy nightie up top.
>>13366682It would be nice if you put it on pastebin afterwards.
>>13366670Oh dear
>>13366698>Pear-shaped with garterbelts.my nigga
>>13366707That's not pear-shaped.
>>13366694Was that back on /a/? We've always done them here. It was the '>not /a/ related' shitposters who didn't like them.Unless you're talking about CYOAs.
>>13366712CYOAs are alive and well.
>>13366682Keep in mind this thread is within between 5 minutes and 5 hours of dying. We're 2nd to last.
>>13366711To be fair what he posted is superior. Real pear shaped girls don't have weight go to their breasts but still get it on their necks and gut instead of just their hips. There's a reason "gone pear-shaped" doesn't mean something good.
>>13366645They are fine too in the absence of a Holstaur.
>>13366587Is this comic saying that real subs don't exist or that this bitch is just saying she's a sub without being one?
>>13366725>RealYou should know better, anon.
>>13366731Are there any more doujins with her in them?Also, Selkies own this thread now.
>>13366725>The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly. If you want to trust urban dictionary. Either way I'm pretty sure 'pear-shaped' in that phase isn't referring to body shapes.
>>13366731Calling the type of girl you like pear-shaped is like calling a B-cup a titty monster.
>>13366729Are you trying to analyze in depth one of these comics?
>>13366737You son of a bitch I was going to post kittens. Selkies are fine, like ice amazons without a lot of the bullshit.
>>13366645Shortstacks superior.smugpoplar.jpg
>>13366737Selkie is a racist name given by white man. Please call them Sealuits.>>13366742I'm trying to get what the guy who posted it is implying more than anything. See I need to know if I should be insulted or not.
>>13366749You should always feel insulted in these threads, never fully read any comment just immediately attack it and personally attack the person making the comment. Faggot.
>>13366737Just the one, which is really surprising. From what I can tell the artist for smugfox is involved in a lot of different projects with quite a few people. Most of his doujins are pretty good, it's a shame he doesn't do more that are purely his own.
>>13366741This is pear-shaped.http://exhentai.org/g/764052/bfa30c4e27/Smug fox is just smug.
>>13366756I'm now realizing that this advice is not only accurate to our situation to a degree, but also shows that we're on course to being like tumblr.
>>13366645I approve.
>>13366739"That woman has gone pear-shaped." Has been used in the south to describe the phenomenon of women letting themselves go and balooning into hambeasts after marriage or children for far longer than that. It should cause visions of wobbling five chinned turkey necks, potbellies, no tits, and malformed dumpy butts in XXXXL jeans
>>13366749Not him but most 'subs' are like that. There are some real ones but they're outnumbered by lazy sluts.
Night Everyone, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.I may steal a dormouse from Nyan, I need to go to sleep earlier.
>>13366756>>13366762I'm still confused as to whether or not I've been insulted, but hey, forget about it, let's talk about Slimes and their reproductive cycle!>>13366766>most 'subs'So they're not subs.>there are some real onesSo there's no point to this at all. Slimes. Reproduction. Cell division or little baby Slimes born with protective membranes around them to separate them form Momma Slime? Cool stuff.
>>13366764Yeah but you guys also call all soda 'Coke'.I mean what the fuck, man.
Milk-brothers rejoice!http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49983059
>>13366772oO8ooAnd that is your basic guide on Slime Reproduction.
>>13366760Smugfox is certainly pear-shaped or bottom-heavy or whatever you want to call it. She's also tiny. I mean, her tail is nearly as big as she is and she's like half the height of the guy.
>>13366775I thought it would be something good.
>>13366774It's pop, not soda.
>>13366775Nice.I want to see Apsara in the Mega Milk shirt.
>>13366771A were-sheep would work better, wouldn't it? Just give her a loli potion if you want the small cuddles. Don't get me wrong, it's just that a sleeping dormouse is actually likely to keep you up later at night for reasons.
>>13366775I approve
>>13366772>So they're not subs.They identify as subs. Take that as you will.I can identify as Boba Fett but that doesn't make me fucking Boba Fett.
>>13366781Now you finally know how your parents feel.
>>13366775BEWARE THE ARMPITS.
>>13366774I don't know where you've been but I've never heard anybody say that. Always heard it was a northern thing.>>13366783No, its not.
>>13366787Why not both? The answer is my bed would be two small but Damn if I wouldn't make it work.
>>13366789I don't care what people identify as. Now please stop this madness and talk about Slime babies and how they will inherit the earth.
>>13366774And the British call a trunk a boot. English is a sad bastard language full of stolen and misused words.>Saying please instead of it would please meFucking Tudors
>>13366775>"Everyone~, watch my dance carefully now~~!"O-okay.
>>13366776I smirked.
>>13366795You have the heart to make it work, and I see no technical issues with it. Good luck.
>>13366793>northern thingFuck no, Coke is a deep south thing
>>13366789Fucking scum, telling me I'm not Pluto. Check your privilege.
>>13366775So how do you commission butter-T? Need to speak moon?
>>13366806I sleep on my side so I would need to be the middle spoon for it to work. It would be glorious.Kind of want to nibble a dormouse's ear while she sleeps.
>>13366776You missed a few steps there, tutor.oExcessive rape0Giga impact rapeO8oo
>>13366812But pluto isn't even a real planet. This is some high level privilege right here.
>>13366815No, you can communicate with him in english.He just might take some time to reply.
>>13366815I guess, unless you want to learn another asian language that makes about as much sense.
>>13366816I would like to do that too anon.
>>13366816>middle spoonSometimes I put my body pillow against the radiator next to my bed, my back against that, and then hug a smaller pillow to my chest. That's what I imagine cuddling with a Dragon waifu and daughteru would be like.
>>13366793Coke/Soda are interchangeable in a lot of places like North Texas. But that mostly comes from for a compressing of the old conversation."I'm getting a drink. You want a coke or somethin'?""Wadda ya got?"RC n' Root beer n' Lone Star""I got some Crown to go with that RC."
>>13366812Hear me out here. Let's say I went to Sweden and committed some random non-violent crime, something severe enough to get prison time.Could I tell the judge I identify as a woman but choose to remain physically a man because of religious beliefs, and end up in a women's prison?
>>13366835Yes.
>>13366835I wish the asnwer was "no", but it's probably "yes"...
>>13366835You would be raped by Swedish lady prisoners though, and some of those are bound to be Finnish Rape Elves who stabbed someone over booze.
>>13366705You going to scream for her?
>>13366839>>13366840Interesting.Very interesting...I...gotta go do something.
>>13366843>Fin Rape elvesSounds like a challenge is be willing to take.Other anons mumbo jumbo may not be all crazy>>13366829You have good taste>>13366830You Made me sad
>>13366843Swedish woman are more pathetic then Cyclopes. At least you would still have your pride you you got raped by some loser cyclops
>>13366843I'm ok with this.In any case a Swedish women's prison is probably like an extended resort stay compared to minimum wage retail slave life.
>>13366853>Made me sadHey you don't have to feel sad for me, it's not like I do it every night.>>13366860Did you see the thing where the American correctional officer visited a Swedish prison? It was a culture shock for him. And then he went to Finland too. It was funny.
I want to brush a fluffy tail.
>>13366944I only now realize that, for as oft as it is mentioned, and as oft as I express my desire to do so, there are no images depicting the brushing of an Anubis' fluffy tail.This injustice must be rectified.
>>13366956Paws and ears being rubbedTail being brushedAbsolute bliss
Big fat fluffy fox tail!Brush that tail thoroughly and carefully.Her sitting there with her back to you, you gently holding her big fluffy tail and gently brushing it out for her.The ultimate form of intimacy.
>>13366944Wellllll, good news buddy! Here at Mofu Mofu World we cater to any and all of your fluffy tail needs! We've got tanuki, wolves, dog-girls of varying breeds, long hair cat breeds, snow leopards, squirrels and foxes with one to nine tails depending on your skill level! Watchoutforthatoneitbites. Get them in small, medium fluff, bodypillow grade, fluff chair size, or if you're really into touching fluffy tail get the MEGA grade! Get any size, shape, fitness, and color for the girl attached to the tails! What, the tails are attached to the girl? NONSENSE! Selling live people would be illegal, we're just selling the tails! The girls just happen to be attached to them! We offer all sorts of shampoos, conditioners, combs, brushes, and anything else you could need for your fluffy tail needs right here in store! So come on down, Mofu Mofu World is waiting for YOU!!Wearenotresponsibleforanyonethatfallsintothepuppypit,youbelongtothemnow.Oneofthefoxesisakumihobutwecan'ttellwhichsonoreturns.Donotentertherestrictedaccessdoorasyouwillbelockedinthemofuscapeforaneon.Returnsareforstorecreditonlywithnewpurchase.
>>13366973>Oneofthefoxesisakumihobutwecan'ttellwhichsonoreturnsThis is a bad thing?
>>13366975Only if you like your liver/soul staying in your body.
>>13366975Depends on your opinion of love bites.
>>13366986Not him, but I have a biting fetish.
>>13366984Not all Kumiho's want to become 3d pig disgusting
>>13366992Do you have a disemboweling fetish also?Cause you'll need that if you want a happy relationship.
>>13366996KIDF pls
>>13366973I'll take the fit one-tailed fox in the corner back there.
>>13367001I get paid for this, shush.
>>13366999I like Rusalkas, what do you think.
>>13367008Excellent! a GREAT starting kit for a beginner! It comes with a free brush and set of hair rollers. This particular model will berate you if you're doing something wrong, but when you're doing it right she'll turn right into putty! Want me to wrap it up for you or will you carry it out?
I'll grab the short shy one next to her. the one with the BIG tail!>>13367008
>>13367021>wrap it upLike covering up her sweet bits with silk ribbon?
>>13367011Have fun, Prometheus.
>>13367029Giant brown paper bag over her, like a walking bag of booze.
>>13367040That's not as cute.
>>13366970anon i cant express how much i want this
>>13367021I can carry it out, thanks.
>>13367045Not at all, I just find the mental image amusing. You don't let other people see what's in the bag, but everyone knows what it is. Bonus points if the tail sticks out.
>>13367029We offer an assortment of ribbon, silk cloth, shibari rope, and sacred seals for wrapping our products, all free of charge!>>13367022Wonderful choice sir! This particular one will let out cute little noises if you surprise her, and if you're doing really good with the brushing will even let out lewd little moans. Try hugging the tail if you really want to see some fun things. Paper or demon seal?
>>13366973I'm looking for something strong and fit in the seven tail range. Don't worry about wrapping, she'll carry me out.
>>13367062>she'll carry me outAren't you worried this will irritate some people?
>>13367071>Worrying about the opinions of other people>Worrying about shitstorms on the night shiftIt's fine man, we've had much more forbidden topics brought up before.
>>13367071Your very existence irritates me.But I usually don't bother telling you.
>>13367062So like, riding on Nanabi's fluffy back or what?
>>13367062You're in luck, we have one that fits that description left in stock! She has wonderfully shiny black fluffy tails, all seven just READY for some tender affection! She's a bit of a drinker and gets compared to onis sometimes. Unfortunately she comes already heavily tattooed, but we will give a twenty percent discount off the seven tail price on this purchase. Try taking her to a hot spring sometime and using a hair dryer after.
>>13366973>Wearenotresponsibleforanyonethatfallsintothepuppypit,youbelongtothemnow.>implying that was not part of my master plan
>>13367078Guess that's fine then.>>13367082I'm sorry.
I want to move to Africa and join that tribe that wears no clothing other than fairy dick-covers.
>>13367098Hope you enjoy Bot Flies and ground maggots.
>>13366973I want to stroke and brush the tail of a petite Anubis! And massage her paws!
>>13367084Carried, not riding. Also Nanabi is the worst kitsune.>>13367088Ring her up!
>>13367103Well, come on over to our puppy pit and lets see if we can find one to your liking! Don't mind that man grinning like a supervillain down there, he jumped in earlier today for some reason. For a petite anubis we have that one which tends to ignore you but is very ticklish to paw massages, that slightly younger one that falls asleep during tail brushes, and that one there that is a sleazy adult that accidentally drank a lolification potion thinking it was booze of some sort. Which would you like? We are offering a three for the price of two sale, but it is not recommended for novice tail brushers.
>>13366973I'll take one with a single tail, I'm a first time buyer, so do you have any you would recommend?
>>13367119I have the best deal for you if you are into older women! This thirt-twentyhrmmahrmmm year old fox here is currently fifteen percent off! She has a medium sized tail for her size and tends to worry about how old she is getting despite being barely being THAT old. She'll be able to give you plenty of tips and pointers on how to brush that tail, since she's had to do it herself for so long.
>>13367130>thirt-twentyhrmmahrmmmI'm not in danger of attracting attention from the Sabbath if I buy her am I?
>>13367134No no, she's actually thirty two. But don't say that, she's sensitive about her age. Frankly she doesn't look a day over twenty seven.
>>13367139>a day over twenty sevenWow, it's just like my dad. He stopped aging at twenty seven, and now both of my older siblings are several years older than their father.
>>13367139Alright, I'll take her
>>13367118>Three for the price of twoTempting as it is, I think I'll just take the ticklish one and the sleepy one. They both sound adorable.Sleazy adult...well, doubt she'd like my place. No booze to speak of at all.
How much is too much?http://i.imgur.com/Wy1gog9.jpg
>>13367159That's three times too much.
>>13367159Those are some huge fucking bells
>>13367159Way too much.
>>13367159That's far too much.When it stops being proportional it's too much.
>>13367163>>13367165>>13367166>>13367170Alright. Is this too much? I mean, look at it all. She'd need helpers to even walk. http://i.imgur.com/pZMvfhs.jpg
>>13367178No, that's fine. I'd be her helper.
>>13367178Too much for her size
>>13367178I'll help her if I can lay on her
>>13367178Nah, I'd pat her head and demand she sat in my lap.Though getting all that straight and groomed would be a bitch.
>>13367178Would cuddle and never let go.Might be a bit too much mofu, but I could live with it.
>>13366973Whaddaya have in the Tanuki range?I'm looking to go upscale on my fluff.
>>13367190>inb4 the manager comes out
>>13366973Do you have any fluffy Hellhounds that don't rape for offering a coffee?
>>13367197But offering coffee is a signal of rape. You're confusing the poor girl if you suddenly say you don't want to!
>>13367199Can't I just be nice?
>>13367199>MGC Hot Coffee scandal
>>13367197>Hellhounds>that don't rapeMy sides
>>13367201Nice guys like it ruff!
>>13367190If you're willing to sign a lifetime contract you'll be able to purchase this fine high class tail we have in the catalog for ninety percent off! Try not to pay too much attention to that fine print, you'd need a microscope to read it all. This particular model ranks a nine point three on the ten point mofu scale that grades a tail on many different categories! She's a fine lady who enjoys relaxing after a hard day of work, so be ready to get lots of stress treatment in.>>13367197Well, we have one but I think she just doesn't like coffee much. If you're interested, she's the sporty looking one licking that werepuppy over there. She's always so nice, making the young ones look good so they can be sold faster. I'm almost inclined to keep her here!
>>13367204I mean I don't mind but I don't want the coffee spilled all over
>>13367207Well I'll make tea or give her ice cream then. Thank you for your business
>>1336720790% off for 9.3 on the Mofs scale? What a steal! I'm sure the contract is just like those cell phone deals. But I would like an excerpt if you have some time. Any important details that would be tragic to overlook, such as conjugal duties
>>13367224Well, without going into great detail, I'll summarize it as best as I can. She wants a hundred babies.
>>13367227>a hundred jewnukisNo sane man would oblige to that.
>>13367247Oy vey, repopulation is needed, remember the six trillion.
>>13367247Well, a sane man would have to resist oily body massages and fluffy cuddles then, wouldn't he?
>>13367258If there's a will, there's a way. And by way I mean the back door.
>>13367227That's one way to grow an empire. Although at that price point and stock I have to wonder how she plans to accommodate them all?It's a given that momma Tanuki would be working for the future of her daughterus, but what does she want for them? Is there an economy of scale involved? Do we get subsidy? Does she secretly have so many 'nuki golds that we're set for any number of microfluffs? Does she want each daughter to have the maximum advantage in a cruel world, or are we the prototypical American Dream family, aiming to kick Suzy out at age 18 after she's secured part-time employment and entrepreneurial experience in early life?I've got it. We'll buy a series of strip mall outlets and run-down shops, and stage our disappearance. Our friends will pretend to be moneylenders out for blood and our precious, precocious merchant daughters will have to dupe the general populace into moving inventory. Any that fail will get evicted and moved to a cardboard box, only to be rescued by us. CAPITALISM HO!
Big Fat Cat Tatshttp://i.imgur.com/IJUuBeW.jpg
>>13367300That bulge though.
>>13367304It's puffy vulva.
>>13367307https://data.archive.moe/board/a/image/1336/97/1336976698847.jpg
>>13367300>>13367304>>13367307>>13367310Don't care what it is, it's mine. Dibs.
>>13367318Enjoy your cat batter.
>>13367321Hey, someone's gotta take one for the team.
Dick and balls or not, she's got a body to die for. http://i.imgur.com/3yZOEeP.jpgHer paws aren't nearly big and meaty enough, though.
>>13367323You really don't. The thing about puppies is that interest in them only makes more. You don't run out of puppies.So go get a fluffy tail and leave the spikecock to fantasize about using you as a footstool in the Cat Kingdom.
>>13367330>Her paws aren't nearly big and meaty enough, thoughGood thing I'm not a furry.
>>13367323Gayer than a sack of Alps.
Which monster is most likely to make shakshuka?
>>13367337>sack of AlpsLet's explore this idea. We get a big sack, and then put some cock-starved Phase 2 Alps in it, and then oil up some criminal and throw him in.
>>13367337Oh come off it, this is 4chan, we'd all gurgle each others semen given the chance.
>>13367342Tanuki.
>>13367347Oh boy, that projection.
>>13367342>Shakshouka is a staple of Tunisian, Libyan, Algerian, Moroccan, and Egyptian cuisines traditionally served in a cast iron pan or tajine with bread to mop up the sauce. It is also popular in Israel, where it was introduced by Tunisian Jews.Desert girls probably?Or jewnuki.
>>13367347No. Go be a fudge packer somewhere else.
>>13367345This is a pretty big sack we're talking about, unless it's one of those magic sacks. An intriguing idea, but do we tell the criminal they're alps before or after we take him out of the sack?
Anons, pls. Let's be civil. This is normally a time of peace and understanding.
>>13367354I'd go with desert girls.>Girtablilu making you shakshuka
>>13367345How is that even a punishment?
>>13367358We don't tell the criminal anything, he needs to be afraid, and not knowing is the worst torture of all.That and the Maus helmet.
>>13367159I, for one, wouldn't mind having titty fox as a local shrine maiden.
>>13367360We are being civil, we're just reacting to a case of homosexuals on the internet. We're not even a little talking about a futa kitsune with nine penises or being made into a sissyboy by a dominant alp.
>>13367364They're Alps, that makes it gross, and being raped by Alps is tots embarrassing and kinda gay when they're still flat Phase 2s.
>>13367365>Maus helmetIt sounds like Nyan came up with this one drunken afternoon. What is it?
>>13367353Did I at least get a chuckle out of you?
>>13367345I'd feel bad for the alps though
>>13367377>feeling bad for succubi ever
>>13367369>9 penisesThat was funny
>>13367376I'm trying to study and I slept 3 hours, so no, sadly.>>13367385Seven vagánias.
>>13367371I'm just not sure about the trauma value of flat oiled up Alp chests pressing down on someone from all direction. I mean, it would be weird, sure, but would it be an effective tool of determent?
>>13367373It's just a harness that keeps your head stuck in a Mausbutt-or Mauscrotch so you can't get away from them and have to perform Mauscunnilingus or Mausanilingus.>>13367377They're Alps and they deserve to be punished.
>>13367391They'd be all gropey and needy and stuff.
>>13367390Damn.
>>13367392>They're Alps and they deserve to be punished.Das racist.
>>13367391> flat oiled up Alp chests pressing down on someone from all direction>would it be an effective tool of determent?Do I get to feel them slowly expand into big pillowy sacks of hopes and dreams when they press against me as my semen helps them progress to stage 3?
>>13367406Not if I'm an Alp, then I can say it.
Are you man enough to care for your litter of Wererabbit daughterus?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
WaitWhat about a Prophet Mohammad monster girl?
>>13367406>caring this much for succuboisYou going Stage 1 on me, son?
>>13367416Where's the fucking monster aspect?Would it be any different from a dark priest?
>>13367392That does sound like something drunk nyan would come up with.Side note, all the alps in this thread need to GET IN THE SACK!
>>13367416I want a Santa Claus monster girl.
>>13367422>>13367416Expect a profile never.
>>13367410No. They are permaflat Apls. All you'll feel is flatness and confusion as they keep being flat no matter how much they milk you.
I just want to cuddle with a yuki-onna on a hot day.Or a warm day.Or any day where the water on the ground isn't freezing.
>>13367416"And that's why ISIS is bombing Japan."
>>13367422Bomb-type MG
>>13367422It would be a brown dark priest.
>>13367425Can I have my body in the sack but still wear a Maushelmet?
>>13367434I'm pretty sure he pre-dates the invention of gunpower.
>>13367415>Not march hares Step it up, don't dick the daughteru
>>13367422I just want to be able to say I stroked my salami to a graven image of Mohammad and came all over her slutty face. Is that so wrong?
>>13367437Sure, why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IulFwMdvgYc>Werewolf taking care of abandoned werekittens alongside her own pups
>>13367439No he doesn't.
>>13367445Fair enough, but he does pre-date the muslim part of the world getting it.
>>13367440You shouldn't dick the daughteru, but there's nothing wrong with a cuddle pile.
>>13367444That's nothing. I've seen a cat with squirrel babies alongside her kittens.
>>13367444That's how you get barking were-kittens.
>>13367445Yeah he does, by about 400 years.
Counterintuitively, constrainment is quite conductive to creativity.
>>13367450But he had an explosive temper.>>13367455Saltpeter was used 200 years before Muhammad was born, so there!
>>13367451If only they were bigger
>>13367452I want to read a heartwarming story like this.Just a monstermom, preferable a Werewolf/cat, taking care of an abandoned or orphaned kid alongside her own.
>>13367459Saltpeter ain't gunpowder, Alp.
>>13367461Hellhound raising a Ushi
>>13367461>adopts a tanuki in a cardboard box >other anon has one less daughter of his hundred to mind
>>13367464But I'm not Alp. Unless you just called me a faggot, in which case YOU'RE an Alp, and so is your mom.
>>13367461I'd like to see it with a holst taking care of orphaned werekittens, but anything heartwarming would be nice.
>>13367467Perfect