/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13357881
Let's keep it clean and skeleton free, okay?

second for skeleton girl true love

Second for playing battleship with Kraken

Had a dream where I was being smothered by livestock. Holsaur and weresheep, to be precise.

>>13357887
With real battleships.

>>13357889
Sure it wasn't the new EMG girls?

I want to be bullied by an Alp!

I want my Alp Senpai to make me take her to the School Dance!

>>13357897
She's gonna need curves for that dress Anon.
Would you help her along with some milk?

>>13357884
That discussion was a pretty good example of why I came back here in the first place after so long. Really amusing.

>>13357897
> Alps doing the bullying
This is not the way nature intended.
Next you'll tell me you want to go to an all-cyclops-and-gazer school and get picked on for being a filthy two-eyes

>OP has a Yeti

I am most pleased.

>>13357897
A'ight boya, lessee whacha got! Ya want to see a Dragonette eat strawberries or do you prefer impregnating Sea Slimes in the Moossionary position?

>>13357881
Remember, the most sensitive part of a yeti is her heart.

>>13357907
Pomus
I must have Pomus
She's the lil' rapist that could!

>>13357904
Why does she have a horn?
>>13357911
That's true.
>>13357913
This time one vote is enough.

>>13357884

It's time to double-down on cowtits, right? Everyone embrace the tits.

>>13357902

What's so amusing about the true love of your skeleton?

>>13357907
The former.

Remember, Anons, your eyes are not worthy of your adoration, and will never be as faithful to you as your skeleton.

>>13357914
>Why does she have a horn?
I don't draw these things, anon, I just masturbate to them then deliver them to the thread for sloppy seconds.

>>13357896
That probably was the trigger. Either that, or this one pick-your-choice thing that happened around here a while back involving emotionally/physically broken. One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.

>>13357919
Sorry, you lose. You can talk with me about a Mad Hatter taking up the role of Butcher from Gangs of New York though.

>>13357926
What if my waifu is a Gazer?
>>13357932
Who Irish Barber?

>>13357930
> One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.

I remember that. Cuddling damaged monstergirls and healing their hearts so they're able to love again is god-tier.
Workaholic giant ant was the better choice, though

>>13357936
>Irish Barber
Healthy ginger P'Orc.

>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>13357936
Who do you think waits inside of your supposed "waifu", anon? Your true love. Cut her open, see her for yourself. She's only wearing that gazer costume because she's shy, and thought you were into cosplay anyway.

>>13357932
Looks like she'd be pretty content drinking your milkshake.

>>13357945
There Will Be Cum?

>>13357942
Please, friend. No more of the sadness.

>>13357932
Holy shit I forgot this MG exists.

>>13357904
I don't care what nature intended, I want my Alp-Senpai to flick my nose and bully me, and force me to cuddle her after she's had a long day at school!

Forget spooky, discuss creepy. Threadly dose.

You've been kidnapped by shady people in a black van one evening while coming back home from the local store. Your waifu, realizing that you're taking longer than usual to come back, starts getting really worried.

Just as she's about to leave the house as to look for you, she finds you standing right at the front door, staring at her. She immediately pulls you into her arms, almost breaking into tears, thinking the worst had happened to you.

Loosening her embrace a little bit, she asks you why you took so long to come back home. You look into her eyes, a slightly confused expression washing over your face, and say:

"...Who are you?"

She stops and stares at you for a brief moment before asking again, telling you that now's not the time for jokes. You tell her that you really don't know who she is and to let go of you. She insists that you stop kidding around like that, getting increasingly worried, but you still don't know what she wants from you.

cont.

>>13357955
>black van
>black
Eh?

>>13357951
Considering she's a corruption of one of the 'dreaded' species out there, that's not too surprising.
>>13357947
After 'she's finished' that will no longer be a question.

>>13357955

Anon clearly has amnesia
or has been forcefully placed in another universe where he married some woman he doesn't know.

>>13357932
I can't get over that fact that the mushroom in her tea looks so much like a penis.

>>13357955
>>13357957
>>13357961

Now frustrated, your waifu grasps your head with both her hands/paws and forces you to look at her, demanding an answer as to why you're acting so weird. Something cuts her off mid-speech, however. She feels something strange and square-like on the side of your skull.

Upon closer inspection, she finds out that there's some sort of microchip hidden under your hair, deeply implanted into the side of your skull, like some kind of parasite grabbing onto its host.

It is then that she realizes you're not joking at all when you told her you didn't know who she was.

What would your waifu do if she found out you've been brainwashed into completely forgetting who she is and why you loved her?

>>13357953
Bully the creepy-crawlies, they're desperate for human contact.
>>13357968
Make new memories?

>>13357942
I'd rather be the one doing the experiments.
Experiment 001: Today I will be testing the effects of Concentrated holstaur milk to see if the increase in mammary tissue is proportional across species.
Subjects are separated as such.
Participant 001 is a Zombie and has been offered physical comfort in the form of close comfort.

Participant 002 is a tanuki gained through a contract, current reward is a moderate favor worth $1,000US or a week of relations with the experimental staff of her choice.

Participant 003: is succubus of the "Alp" subtype, she has shown an interest in increasing her "assets" to appeal to someone. No monetary reward requested, subject is a friend of lead scientist Anon.

Final Participant, 004: is an Orc performing community service for engaging in unlawful hand holding with shotas and an attempted hand holding with lead researcher Anon.

>>13357971
Are you gonna give the D to your D subjects?

>>13357970
>Bully the creepy-crawlies
How would you do that?

>>13357889

I had a dream last night where I was in the bath and a dark priest appeared suddenly, offering me a pamphlet to their new temple.
They'd taken over the local school and changed the classes to some weird all ages brainwashing thing, and she wouldn't leave the bathroom until I agreed. I just want to get out of the bath and for some reason a loli ghoul was dicking around in it too now, so I agree to get her out of my house.
Then I went to the shops instead and they refused to sell me beer because I didn't go to the classes.

>>13357953

Is she shy? Anon? That makes a difference. >"Ahh umm, could I, maybe, wrap around you? I-I promise it'll feel good. I-I really like you.

>>13357978
Hit them over the head with a newspaper, put them in a sleeping bag from the waist down, tie their wrists to the bedposts, then tickle her.

>>13357985
Yes. And she wants to give you your medicine

>>13357984
I just happened to spend all day writing a dark priest fic, anon, so good for you.
Mine's a rambling foray into fictional theology that ends with healing dickings

>>13357975
Sorry relations with subjects who have not opted for physical compensation are forbidden until experiment 004 Stretching capacity between races or experiment 006 Fertility Rate and maximum birth size when exposed to experimental sabbath treatment 848135

>>13357999
>fictional theology
Is it lewd theology?

>>13358003
I want these files to be read out in the voice of Kessler from now on.

>>13358004
She tries to convince the MC it is, but kinda sphagettis it

>>13358003
I'm calling Paladin-san

>>13358008
Weak in her faith, is she? What a naughty girl. Time to do penis, I mean penance.

>>13358010
I want to lock up a Paladin's dick in a chastity cage and throw the key into a Lamia Pit. If he is strong in his faith, he won't care. If he's weak in his faith and has to go get the key, he has to risk being caught, unlocked and raped.

>Gazer daughteru
>She's so smug she makes Cheshires jealous of her grin
>She refuses to take you seriously unless you can beat her at video games, worse still her mother approves of the behaviour
>You spend nights practising at her favourite game in secret just to earn your daughteru's respect
>She's so awestruck that she buys you a world's best dad mug

>>13358017
I don't think paladin oaths actually require chastity, just faithfulness.

>>13358023
I'd still do it.

>>13358022
>Wolrd's best dad mug
Anon please, I don't wanna suffer from diabetes

>>13358025
You would only get diabetes if it's handmade.

>>13358010
That would be nice, we would enjoy having a seasoned profession on hand for experiment 005 Tentacle Appeal, wherein the subjects will be place in a room with multiple tentacles and monitored to see how many engaged in contact with them. and Experiment 002 Resistance to sabbath aphrodisiac 53X where the subjects will ingest said potion in increasing amounts to see how long it takes each species to reach a "pelvis shattering frenzy."
Each one will be giving our patented "King Richard" brand marital aids for relief.

So, here I was, about to have a one night stand with a succubus, when I noticed she had a tiny little mustache. I had to leave immediately.

>>13358044
She just wanted love, Anon.

>>13358045
Call me transphobic but I can't be with an alp.

Reminder that Liliwurm fights to protect your smile!

>>13358050
But Anon, what if I want to protect hers?

>>13358049
I can, I want to make an Alp smile!

>>13358050
Too far.

>>13358053
Everything would've gone smoothly if she had shaved.

>>13358050
But she doesn't need to fight to make me happy, as long as I can motorboat those wurm breasts.

Feed the Cows
Shear the Sheep
Rub the Horses
Clean the P'Orcs
Collect the Harpy Eggs.
Then you get your choice of fucking.

>>13358059
No thanks, the way of the amish forbids that.

>>13358059
Why should I only feed the cows?
They all need to be fed.

>>13358055
Well that's a quick fix though Anon.

How do you guys like your Monster Girls down under though? Shaved, or thick brushes, or something inbetween?

>>13358062
Cows need the most food.
And what do you think you're cleaning off the P'Orcs? They dive into that trough. Their faces are filthy

>>13358064
Scaley

>>13358052
Liliwurm fights to make other people happy! If letting people protect her makes them happy she is happy to let them!

>>13358050
Liliwurm is the hero we need.

>>13358064
If we're talking about 2D, shaved.

Might be shallow but I hate pubic hair, though in real life, it's pretty dangerous for a girl to get shaved down there, and even if she could pull it off it'd feel like sandpaper.

>>13358068
Then protect her I shall.

>>13358066
Whatever, everyone is getting cow rations. Can't let the others think I'm snubbing them can I?

>>13358064
I actually prefer the hair. But don't tell the waifu that. Dragons don't have pubes.

>>13358059
>Shear the Sheep
This is blasphemy, she's much cuter with her wool. And less aggressive.

>>13358078
>Scale pubes

>>13358081
Gross.

>>13358081
Does that mean she has scales where her pubes would be, or her pubes are made out of scales? Neither sounds pleasant.

>>13358085
The first.

>>13357907
Da first one.

>>13358053
Alps a shit and they don't deserve smiles, only suffering, fucking and chucking.

Condom sex always.

>>13358088
Did you miss the part where you lost?

>>13357907
Second.

>>13358078
Anon if they have hair on the top of their head, I'm sure they'd have pubic hair too.

Scaly hairy pussy. I want to rub my face in it!

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy.

>>13358095
Yeah, me too.
>>13358097
Help?

>>13357955
>>13357968
Surely the Science Lolis at the local Sabbath Branch might have a solution?

>>13358095
Someone said this apop looks like a giantess in this image and now I can't unsee it.

>>13358101
And I can't see it. All I see is an Apophis where she belongs: above me.

>>13358095
i see London, I see Franch.
Apophis aint' got no underpants.

>>13358095
>tfw no Apophis to bully

>>13357217
Ore ga Ojou-sama Gakkou ni "Shomin Sample" Toshite Rachirareta Ken

>>13358107
>tfw no Apophis to bully you

>>13358079
Well then don't cry to me if she's dead from the summer heat blasting down on her because she has her full coat.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49964241

Would you Mamono in Space?

>>13358105
I dunno, I used to see it as an apop that raised her human part up high on her snake half but now I can't

>>13358115
Yes. Space is scary, but girls make it less scary.

>>13358115
Any other monster girl, I'd attempt reentry as often as possible.

>>13358122
>>13358123
I-I just meant "Would you go watch Star Wars with MGs in it"...

>>13358101
https://i.4cdn.org/d/1429626550784.jpg

>>13358101
>>13358105

You weak minded fool.

>>13358127
>Star Wars
No.
>>13358130
You say that, but if it's what I want, what's the problem?

>>13358127
But it already has MGs. Sy Snootles, Wampas, Ewoks... ...trying to stay as far away from the Twi'leks, though. That's vanilla mode.

>>13358128
No thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIWwvf4uHc

What the FUCK

>>13358136
It's a PBF comic you dingus.

>>13358137
>Not fighting all the trainers in the gym

That said, I've always wanted to see if this was legit. Though now I'm reminded that I never liked the music from the GBA era.

>>13358134
I demote you from fool to stain.

Is this the furry general thread?

>>13358145
I love it when you pick on me, you know that?

>>13358137
I paused Sufjan for this?
Well, that said, Moemon has been out for a while

>>13358137
>Not knowing about hacks for portables.
>Not knowing about moemons.
Git gud, casul.

>>13358147
This is the fury general thread.

>>13358140
You say that like it means something.

>>13358147
Enjoy your stay

>>13358153
Always my favorite knight.

>>13358155
>Not you're just a nigga with a hose

>>13358152
ok but calm down tho

I just fucking love all Monster Girls.
I wish I show them just how much I do.

Big, small, oppai, loli, fit, healthy, fluffy, scaled, scary, cuddly, pure, lewd.

Someone with actual talent (i.e. not me) should draw this with a monster girl instead.

>>13358110
Dem japs titles

>>13358137
That was amusing.

>>13358112
>No Ojou-sama Apophis to bully you and then in secret treat you like a little brother and be protective of you

>>13358148
Assassin Shrug.gif

>>13358177
Oh don't stop now, if I'm a stain, you should grind me under your heel!

>>13358185
Just like my GTS ERP sessions!

Time for Daughterus to go to bed.
How do you get your monster girl daughteru to sleep?

>>13358199
With my belt.

>>13358199
I throw coins at the bed and then hold my wife back

>>13358199
I tell them that only good girls who go to be early will get husbands.

>>13358199
With headpats and storytime.

>>13358204
The actual fuck?

>>13358199
I pick her up and nuzzle her and carry her into bed tickling her and cuddling her

>>13358209
He's tying her to the bed, what do you think he's doing?

>>13358193
Don't start what you can't finish. Subs and Grapesnakes are close to each other.

>>13358199
Finish inside.

>>13358225

>That image

What're starin' at, Grapey?

>>13358207
What kind of storytime?
>>13358233
She's worried she might be wearing the wrong gang colors in the wrong neighborhood.

>>13357968
quick to the local litch!

>>13358233
your ugly cracka ass

>>13358236
>What kind of storytime?
Whatever she wants. Maybe a chapter or two from a good fantasy novel. Maybe some myths, Greek, Norse, Egyptian. Even the occasional sci-fi story.

>>13358242
>Greek myths for bedtime
Oh hi Dad, didn't know you came here too.

Your waifu is starving for pettings!
Pet her before she dies of hunger for love.

>>13358225
I want to bully grapeskins

>>13358239
oh you wanna go at it, purple stuff? I'mma tickle the shit out of you until you pass out, ya lil' lamialet.

We have shrines that run by Fox women, Ryuu, Holsts (Hathor).

What other shrines do you think there would be, and would you and your MG wife/GF visit one often?

>>13358225
looking pretty bland there girlie.
You need a little....razzle dazzle to get you started?

>>13358245
But the daughteru wants lots of pettings too!

Good thing I have two hands.

>>13358249

>>13358245
All the pettings.

>>13358144
HGSS had the best music.

>>13358233
Two giant slugs fighting over a guy in the slowest scrap ever.

>>13358249
I suppose the missus could grab some fancy garb and we'd build a shrine out of the coins and stuff in the hoard and I could worship her as some kind of roleplaying.
>>13358252
I can practically hear her go wahahaha.

>>13358175
>Ojou-sama Apophis
>You will never have an Apophis friend who acts exactly like Naga the Serpent.

>>13358252
>belly marks

EVERY FUCKIN TIME!

>>13358209
>>13358216
To be fair, if he doesn't, the girl sleepwalks.
Really bad things happen when she sleepwalks.

>>13358258
Fuck no.

>>13358260
>Daughteru sleep raping Anon
>Daughteru sleep drinking all the hathor milk.
>Daughteru sleep playing Beethoven's Fifth on the family piano.

>>13358258
>[OH HO HO Intensifies]

>>13358256
>I can practically hear her go wahahaha.
I know, right? It's wonderful.

>Worshipping your Dragon Waifu for Role Play
Good man.

>>13358249
Probably shrines to the lesser gods like Ares,
Poseidon, and such.

>>13358273
What does one sacrifice to a Dragon in such a situation though? Cutlets maybe? Bacon?
I need to know because I might write this at some point.

>>13358277
If you do that she's just going to get fat Anon. You don't want a fat dragon do you?

>>13358276
>Ares
>Lesser god

You ever have your country conquered?

>>13358261
Come on, you know you want it.
http://i.imgur.com/ETcbgAR.jpg
In my opinion, her voice and rocking body make up for her...eccentric...personality.

>>13358283
I meant in terms of MGE, but Ares s a jerk anyway.

>>13358277
Sacrifice? Simple. The sacrifice is you, stripped naked, lubed and bronzed in oil, and presented to her on a bed of gold coins.

>>13358285
All I can think of when I see her is that one teacher from Shin-Chan for some reason

>>13358283
I'd conquer her with my dick.

How do you feel about nurses?

>>13358282
She's got to eat well after a long stretch of raidin' though.
>>13358288
Well I suppose.

>>13358277
The blood of five female virgins.

>>13358294
No way, that's gross!

>>13358293
Anon pls, she's going to get laughed at by the townsfolk when they see her.
Infact, they'd probably keep laughing as she's burning down the town, you don't want her to come home pouting do you?

>>13358302
She wouldn't burn down her village, she's a benevolent ruler. And you don't get fat from a single instance of greasy food and oiled-up sex every now and again if you lead an active lifestyle, and she certainly does!

>>13358267
Two of those things on this list are a no-no in this house.
Playing the piano at 3 in the morning, are you fucking kidding me, young lady!?

>>13358292
its a trap!

>>13358316
No it's fine, completely a girl.

>>13358314
She has the music in her, are you going to deny her the chance to perform to her hearts content?

>>13358320
anon please we all know how this ends

>>13358322
Okay, then ask her how the Fifth goes after the DA-DA-DA-DAAA

>>13358308
Please, dragons are lazy.
What do you think she does other than the occasional raid?
Nothing, all she does is laze about on her horde.

>>13358322
Ooooohhhhh...
...As long as she doesn't drink all the milk again. I swear, she gets pudgier and fuller by the week.

>>13358329
LIKE RABBITS.

>>13358331
I'd let a Wurm drink all the milk she wants.

>>13358326
I hate that album

>>13358325
No I'm serious, you could separate her and you'd get a 100% genuine girl.

It's fine.

>>13358335
I mean, I have no problems, but goddamn. Soon enough, she'll be as full-framed as her temptress mother.

>>13358337
untill boss man comes back and changes him back

>>13358340
Well she's gotta get a man somehow.

>>13358326
>Daughteru just starts rolling her face along the keys

>>13358331
>>13358340

You can't stop her Anon.
She will find the milk wherever you hide it, and in the morning you will awaken to see a pudgy daughteru playing Bach's Goldberg Variations.

>>13358350
At least she's not the kind of sleepwalker who puts couch pillows in the oven where you'd never think to find them.

>you will never meet your waifu

>>13358292
Ugh.

>>13358361
True, it aways could be worse
You will never awaken to see your HEALTHY daughteru sleep riding you while her equally HEALTHY mother sleep instructs her on your weak points.

>>13358363
If your waifu was real, she would prefer Chad to you. So be happy that she is not real

>>13357953
Thanks Doc

>>13358370
How many times have I said do not dick the daughteru

>>13358397
He isn't
She's Ving him.

>>13358397
Dicking daughters is perfectly acceptable. Daughter impregnation is a good fetish and not enough games feature it.

I think I'd place the line at granddaughters, but then incubi don't age so you could have a cross-generational harem going on there.

>>13358394
Then there's this faggot.

>>13358407
Do not dick the great-great-great-great granddaughteru

>>13358416
Let it be. Anon is probably frustrated over being cucked.

>>13358394
Yeah, she probably would.

Feels good not having a waifu anymore.

I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER MONSTER GIRLS FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOMESTIC OWNERSHIP

>>13358436
>Monstergirls as pets
I want them as partners, not animals.

>>13358440
>why_not_both_spic_loli.gif

>>13358440
You'd fuck a monster girl? You degenerate.

>>13358436
>>13358440
>>13358459
I want monster girls as friends you filthy subhumans.

>>13358436
I'm sorry. That would be playing God.

>>13358436
I don't want to own them.

>>13358436
The way it was meant to be.

>>13358329
I WANT TO SERVE A LAZY TUBBY DRAGON GIRL

>>13358466
Hey if movies have taught us one thing it's that playing God only leads to fun things.

>>13358466
God, shmod, I want my monkey-man!

>>13358397
No one cares.

>>13358436
>>13358445

Yes.

>>13358440
>>13358464
>>13358459
Your dog is your friend. It's also your life partner.
You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.

>>13358466
Tom Kirby, is that you?
>>>/a/124344150

>>13358469
Maybe you can rent one instead?

>>13358436
You think that's cute but it's actually cruel as fuck.

>>13358476
God DAMN I want to spank that butt.

>>13358485
>Implying it's not BOTH cruel AND extremely cute.

>>13358483
>You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.
Nigga

>>13358436
>>13358483
>Having something with intelligence as pet
I couldn't.

>>13358292

I feel like we need more of Clockcore.

>>13358490
I know, dick your cat instead. It's more fluffy and cute.

>girl-gets-into-mgs.png

>>13358476
...and I'm glad someone got the joke.
>>13358483
Nah. Just a dead actress.

>>13358504
Too furry.

Girls wanting to be MGs is great though

>>13358504
Lol'd. I love how everything makes sense in retrospect.

>>13358504
>girl-gets-into-mgs.png
Isn't it supposed to be a boy at the start?
Like, it's bait and switch: you think it's going to be your regular M to F transsexual agtiprop, but it turns into Fuck You I'm A Dragon?

Who cares. Fish tits.

>>13358537
Are you mentally disabled?

>Who cares. Fish tits.
Forget I asked.

>>13358539
Why do people do the whole "lol lets talk about this totally not forced thing instead" bullshit

>>13358255
Poor slug girls. I wonder how they get husbands in the highly competative MGC.

Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?

>>13358472
She is not "lazy" Anon, she is relaxed, she has you to help her with all those little things.
Furthermore, she is "plush" not tubby. Dragons do not get tubby, and she will eat anyone who says otherwise

>>13358507
>Girls wanting to be MGs is great though
The closest thing to an actual monster girl there is.

>>13358598
Well as with everything it's better in 2D.

>>13358577
Whatever she says! I happily do whatever she asks as long as long as I can cuddle her, rub my head in her belly, feed her sweets, and make her happy!

>>13358611
Too bad they aren't real. ;_;

>>13358619
Sure they Anon! Just go to the 2D world and join the fun! All you need is rope and a chair!

>>13358571
>Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?
Well, sure, isn't that one of the points of monstergirls? There's a species for everyone

>>13358619
If they were real they would be 3D

>>13358619
Not with that attitude

>>13358621
Wow, really? Hang on, I'll come back later and post the results.

>>13358628
>Hang on

>>13358614
Are you sure Anon?
She's an awfully big girl, she may even demand headpats and kids

>"Yo bearcat, you're a bit light here don't you think? You ain't chiselin' me are ya? That ain't how a gentleman should do business with a nice gal like me."

>>13358571
I'd rather be pushed down and raped by a slightly sadistic cone snail onee-san with aphrodisiac saliva.

Cone snail venom relaxes and pacifies its victims, so even an innocent kiss on the cheek would be enough for her to knock you out, dress you in cute maid clothes and tie you to her bed to be teased for hours.

>>13358653
I....what?

>>13358653
Fuck you I don't wanna get jewed

>>13358659
She wants you to cough up the dough, capeesh?

>>13358665
But I'm not a baker

>>13358670
You bein' a wise guy or you just as dumb as you look?

>>13358641
Oh you better believe I'm loving that soft Dragon long and hard on her hoard

>>13358673
No sir, we're just simple bakers, we were self taught, we're not very wise.

>>13358003
>>13358033
Suprised no one got the potion names

>>13358665
Alright, Alright, let me just reach into my pocket and POCKET SAND.
What are the odds I'm gonna get raped through the floor if I get caught?

>>13358641
What's wrong with nice big girls

>>13358680
It's no use. They can smell your cum.

>>13358675
But the cravings Anon, she may ask you to got out and get her a pizza or grill some burgers, all while demanding belly rubs

>>13358680
Monster Girl thugs will pay you a visit.

>>13358436
My heart says yes and my boner even more so.

>>13358688
...Bullet?

>>13358682
She's too big Anon, all the other dragons laugh at her when she flys.
Heck, some of the peasants do too.
Then she depression eats a cow and the problem just spirals from there

>>13358683
>>13358686
Time to pack my bags and skip town then. I figure I've got until the next day to pack everything I own and fucking drive. I can work that.

>>13358101
Well, to be fair, keep in mind on how long Apops can be, considering their snake body. That could relate to height argument.

>>13358692
It's alright, she'll start lifting with me

>>13358689
No thanks.

>>13358699
>Strongfat Dragon
I kinda want this

>>13358685
>>13358692
This is when you feed her and tell her that no matter what she's still a big powerful dragon to you. Then if she wants more self-confidence boosts role play as the innocent weak prince who's been kidnapped by the mighty powerful dragon. That ought to help her feel better.

>>13358709
Why is there a faucet on her snatch too? That makes little sense.

>>13358571

Depends whether or not she's a Leopard Slug.

>>13358712
That man knows how to get her in the baby making mood. He also knows how keep her pudgy

>>13358719
Cuz the bitches flood like Noah when I walk in the room.

>KC will never make a Cerberus because >3 heads.
>He already made a chimera and it was a complete letdown.
Fuck.

>>13358735
Anon pls

I just wanted a strong jinko to cuddle with all day..

Jinkos are love.

>>13358738
If only he didn't go the pauldron route, chimaera would be more popular. The wings are kind of weird too.

I thought of you guys.

>>13358750
>no petite Jinko to sit in your lap or carry around while she chuffs

>>13358750
You'll get a petite jinko and like it.

>>13358759
This guy gets it.

>>13358755
Her face is too scrawny and western.

>>13358750
>No Jinko friend that accidentally scratches you

>>13358658
Yeah, but the only way you would get pushed down by a slug girl is if you allow her to do so. They are just way too slow to catch a man unless they get really lucky.

>>13358624
Ofcourse, but that poor slug girl is so slow. Men are going to get snatched before their noses at more than one occasion.

>>13358755
Oglaf best lewd webcomic.

>>13358755
Why are mythological Monstergirls always portrayed as old frail women with bony faces int he west? I mean, fuck, are they malnourished or something?

I wanna fall in love with a childhood friend MG and grow old together. Our kids will grow and move out to start their own families, and we will eventually wrinkle up and our hair will turn grey. And One day, when we are sitting together alone in our house I want to cuddle up next to her and pull out a pair of age regression potions from the Sabbath and ask her "Do you want to do it all again?"

>>13358764
I want dat milk-soaked tiger butt.

I'm gonna molest her.

>>13358784
>Not ending your days peacefully
Manga that lasts more than 12 volumes are usually shit

>tfw you secretly wish to breed with Cait Sith and fill her womb with your cute little feline daughterus
>tfw you fantasize about eventually raising that initial litter into a massive army of Cait Sithes, spending day and night with your waifu breeding soldiers so that you may invade other realms and expand the reach of the Cat Kingdom in the name of Bastet
>tfw probably no one else shares my Cat Crusades dream

>>13358784
Too bad you're too old to have childhood friends anymore.

You're alone.

>>13358793
It's no secret if you just outright tell us about it.

>>13358793
>"Hey, Human, I've given it some thought and I've decided you're worthy of being my mate."
>"..."
>"Well?.. Aren't you going to thank me? It must be quite the honor to be selected to mate with a great Cait Sith like me."
>"S-Stop laughing! You should be grateful!"

>>13358793
We need a monster girl RTS.
>Desert Kingdom
>Mist continent
>Cat kingdom
>Zipangu
>Sea based faction
That way you could live out your cat crusade fantasy and everyone else could crusade against them or flatten the other kingdoms in the name of their waifu.

>>13358476
I'm starting to get the impression that Kakuen girls would be really fucking annoying to deal with.

>>13358793
I wish KC would have designed her as a shortstack Werecat instead of going full kemo-kemo.

If he would have, I wouldn't mind getting dommed by her.

>>13358805
Not as annoying as a monster girl based off howler monkeys.

>>13358793
You're a furry.

>>13358784

>being able to start it all over again with your soulmate

As much as people want to turn back time and relive those happy memories, actually doing it would ruin things pretty hard.
The reason why those memories would be special in the first place is because they're irreplaceable moments you hold dear, getting a do over cheapens things.

>>13358787
If frost her flakes

>>13358807

At least he went back to making his usual MGs after her. I'm still expecting a furry dog girl at some point though.

I want him to make some more undead types. A wendigo could be good.

>>13358793
Don't dick the furniture Anon.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to give a hellhound coworker a modified version of that because she keeps taking my lunch from the fridge.

>>13358804
That reminds me.

Oh no!

The group of Mermaids you were allied with are being attacked by tribes of vicious Shark Girls!

Your coastal village relies on Mermaids for trade, and fish with their ability to swim with ease.

However the Shark Girls could fill the gap if you bargain with them, but they won't be as friendly or diplomatic. Yet Attacking them could be costly.

What do?

>>13358807
I wanted the green horse-sized cats and dogs that steal children and bring them to the Fairyland.

There doesn't even need to be a Cat Kingdom, cat sidhe are literally fairies.

>A Kraken will never sink your ship and choose you as her husbando
Why live

>>13358793
Cait Sith are for petting on your lap and cuddles in bed.

>>13358825
Offer myself as a slave to the Shark Girl General in return that they leave this place and never return

>>13358825
DOUBLE LARIAT THE ENTIRE OCEAN

>>13358825
Ultimate super giga attack the sharks. The impregnate a mermaid.

>>13358825
Let them steam roll the mermaids while supplying the latter with weapons. When all seems lost we roll up the shark girls and claim both them and the mermaids for ourselves

>>13358825
Do we have any prisoners or layabouts? offer them up to the sharks and barter a peace treaty.

>>13358830
Kraken scarouse me.

>>13358825
Can I pull a real strategy or a dumb one
If so I make the men marry the shark girls and raid the mermaid AND the village

>>13358832
I want a fat Cait Sith to give belly rubs and cuddles too keeping her chunky as a constant reminder of what will happen if she try's anything nasty

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13358855
Am I the only one who's not attracted to this? I mean I understand it and all but... Why not grab it from the fridge

>>13358855

I was just wondering where you were

>>13358855
Shut up.
>>13358858
More for me then.

Loli horse pussy

>>13358855
I want to taste all the different flavors of Holstarus.

>>13358832
>"I AM NOT A "DAKI" I'M A CAIT SITH TAKE ME SERIO-"
>You cut her off by petting behind her ear causing her to mew
>She pouts and whines for a bit before resigning to her fate as your sleep aid
Seriously Cait Sith would do wonders for getting a good night's sleep, dicking one is all sorts of wrong though.

>>13358790
We would eventually, but what if you don't want to end it just yet? Also that would be a good place to end a manga. Imagine a happy story of a couple growing old together and at the end the old couple disappears. Their daughter comes to visit the old spot underneath an oak tree were her parents first met to find a little boy and girl having a picnic. The daughter smiles at the sight of young love, but she can't help but feel like they're familiar. Later the daughter is cleaning out the abandoned house of her parents and finds an old photo album. She nearly drops it when she sees a faded and wrinkled photo of the little girl and boy underneath the oak tree.

>>13358815
You aren't replacing them, you're making new ones. Kinda like NG+ing with your waifu, doing all the things you didn't do the first time around.

>>13358858
Gentleman: I present you, the man with no soul

>>13358863
>loli Monstergirl with a sweater that's too big for her

MAXIMUM CUDDLES

>>13358878
Hey! Those ears are fake!
She's not a real holstaurus!

>>13358884
Those crafty human girls are getting desperate for the D.

>>13358855
It's a surprise we don't have forced breast feeding lewds with the Holstaur, or that yandere Holst from Punaldins one-shot.

That, and Ghoul blowjobs.

>>13358709
>Bullet
>no thanks
fag

>>13358890
All they need to do is become monster girls themselves.

>>13358872
If I get to die after that picnic that's alright with me
>>13358878
I do have a soul, excuse you

You can only choose one.
Not pictured, cowtits from newest EMG chapter.

>>13358900
Oh, Anon meant the character. Silly me.
Of course.

>>13358909
I choose Cathyl

>>13358910
She gon get puppies

>>13358909
Milk Party

>>13358858
I can understand wanting to suck a tit, but breastfeeding seems like something that someone with an Oedipus Complex would want.

>>13358909
Second from left

>>13358878
>>13358884
Its the best we can do for now, so long as she acts like one I'm fine, though she's gonna have to keep lactating or the deal's off.

>>13358922
I understand why I like her now! She's basically a domesticated Minotaur.

>>13358898
We do though, give me a second and I'll find it.
>>13358909
Said it before and I'll say it again. MGE Holstaur forever and always.

>>13358825
The sharks are probably only here to raid the mermaids for their husbands. If their body is just like a mermaid (legless) then they won't be able to attack the village easily. Unless there's something we don't know about the shark army.

There doesn't seem much regular humans can do to defend the mermaids. Maybe we can put up a quest bounty on the shark general for a group of experienced heroes to accomplish.

If the party is successful then the general will be defeated and she will be forced to retreat and never return, the party will earn it's reward and the mermaids will be eternally grateful.

If the party fails then the shark general and her officers will have obtained the strong husbands they came for and won't need to raid the mermaids anymore.

>>13358941
>domesticated
Boring as fuck.

>>13358941
So you like holstaurs

I want to romance a cute thresher sharkgirl.

>>13358909
I like Taropun Milk Party cow

>>13358960
>>13358909
>Taropun Milk Party cow
Too bad the animated version was shit.

>>13358952
I was more happy about the minotaur physique but yeah, kinda boring.

>>13358956
No, a buff holstaurs.

>>13358898
>>13358945
Well I can't find it in my mess of a folder but it had this image with a bunch of text on the side, was one of those done by the guy that made lots of slightly yandere shots with images of different monster girls. I'm sure somebody else knows what I'm talking about.

>>13358910
this image has made me hate .less less.

>>13358982

>>13358982
>>13358985
That's just a lewd caption, not actual artwork.

>>13358853
>Hey mastnyaa, long day at work.
>"You know it, up for some fish and belly rubs?"
>You nyaa it, and and afterwards maybe you and I can try something..new to ease you tension
>"Is it sofa shopping? I could use a new sofa"
>Nyaaver mind, I can take care of it.
>"Good girl, extra fish for you tonight"

>>13358985
Thanks.
>>13358991
Well draw your own or get money then.

>>13358985
Hot as hell

>>13358941
>>13358952
>>13358979
>Implying riding a domesticated bull-woman could ever be boring.
It's like you've never even seen a rodeo, much less gone to one.

>>13359013
Considering she's an MG wouldn't she be riding you?

>>13359017
Considering she's a minotaur, probably.

Milk?

>>13359022

Yeah dude.

>>13359022
Praise Hathor, spread her bounty far and wide till all is Soft

>>13359022
>>13359025
Don't forget the cookies!

>>13359017
>>13359020
Only if you let your self be thrown of the bull.

>>13359026
How do the priestesses of Hathor spread her word?

>>13359031
That or it's a competition to see how long before you go limp.

>>13359034
Making lots and lots of babies with their husbands, which then go and get their own husbands. Also lots of free milk and just showing off how great Hathor is and her way of soft through preaching and stuff.

It's called the milkman, Anon. She comes daily, like her products.

>>13359022
Mixed in the coffee?

>>13359031
I-Is she blind?

>>13359034
>>13359042
fugg

>>13359031
Braids are my weakness.

>>13359047
Only by lust.

>>13359022
I want to see a healthy, brown Manticore with a fluffy mane wear cosplay holst horns and a Holstaurs outfit.

All while molesting a boy she's fond of.

>>13359034
Milk delivery

>>13359042
Are her products nutritious and promote growth?

>>13359061

But I didn't order anything.

>>13359063
It's not for you it's for your waifu. They think she's been looking a little thin lately.

>>13359063
Free milk's free milk, Anon. Would you deny free things?

I want to see a motherly holst adopt poor orphaned were-cat newborns and raise them herself. All that nursing will make those kittens so soft.

>>13359061
At this point, I've drank so much milk, it's about damn time they sent me the cow.

>>13359062
Guaranteed to make you grow either way or the service is free.

>>13359074
I want to make a motherly Holstaur into an actual mother. I want to make any Holstaur into a mother. I want to make all the Holstaurs into mothers!

>>13357915

Such big tracts of land.

>>13359074
And muh heart

>>13359079
Slow down sonny. How can one man impregnate that many cows?

>>13359078
What about some for my waifu? Is it good for her?

>>13359073

my fridge is full so I don't have storage.

>>13359088
I will find a way, I don't care if it takes till the end of time, I will make all the Holstaurs pregnant and at least quadruple their population.

>>13359097
Then make storage

>>13359097
Just drink it now, I'm sure she won't mind. She might prefer it actually.

>>13359078
Holsts drinking other holsts milk straight from the tap.

>>13359093
Milk is good for all species and all ages.

>>13359057

Where's that one White Russian Healthcore greentext when I fucking need it.

>>13359104
Anon my penis can only get so hard.

>>13359108
In all sorts of ways?

>>13358169
But it gets worse apparently since it's a deer and centaur.

>>13359093
Separate from the nutritional value and it's delicious taste, our milk is guaranteed to replenish the spent up stamina of whoever consumes it. Perfect for those who require that extra push and those who desire to improve their performance in all activities inside or outside of the bedroom.

>>13359109
Gotcha covered.

>>13359098
What if other monstergirls get jealous at all the attention the Holstaurs are getting? Will you just ignore them or give them a pity fuck?