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>>13348652
Second for impregnating werecats

Good job OP.

God damn it I can't decide on an RPG class.

Hot summer edition.
Take waifus to beach.

she only wanted a hug

>>13348661
Bard.

>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

Man, I tried making a thread with a better girl two minutes before this one, but it didn't seem to go through and this one popped up already. Feels bad.

>>13348661
Here:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FantasyCharacterClasses

Choose wizard if you want to troll everyone. Choose bard if you want to seduce everything.

>>13348661
Wizard. Always Wizard
Is there a problem?
Wizard fixes it, always.

>>13348677
Alright, I'll just come out and say it. What we're all thinking.

Those tits are too big, fat, and ugly.

>>13348672
>First Emrakul
>Now Ulamog

Nothing is sacred

You have finally done it.

You have the monster girl waifu of your dreams and you have a lovely family with her.

There is only one thing left to do.
Embarrass the shit out of your daughter(s) as any true father would do. What would you do that would make her embarrassed based on her race?

Y'all niggas don't deserve shit, but seeing it is what it is, here.

>>13348690
>>13348672

What am I looking at?

>>13348689

Its not the best lich art out there, but there is worse. For example, that western style one that looks like it came straight from tumblr

>>13348692
You know I actually considered using this as OP, oddly enough.

>>13348700
Tg stuff

>>13348652
>White on Brown Edition
A high tier color sheme.

>>13348691
I don't know.

How the fuck would you even raise a sandworm daughteru, let alone embarass one? Mention the stupid things she did to the boy she likes?

>>13348692

As bored as I am with Anubis due to the current saturation by that one (and admirably dedicated) anon, that is a great picture.

>>13348691
Show up to their school dressed as a Jedi.

>>13348686
Wizards are the best.

>>13348691
Talk about her bed wetting stories. Not pee, but when she was first starting to produce milk how one night at three in the morning I had to get a new mattress because the old one was just completely soaked.

>>13348691
Remember fondly all the times she shut her tail in the door by accident and then ruthlessly tease her about how cute her crying face was in front of her friends.

And then bring out the photos and call mom in as we sit and invite friends to come look at how adorable she was.

>>13348691
Show off pictures of dorky chuuni things she did as a little girl when she starts bringing boys home.

>>13348701
I don't want to know.

>>13348677
True sadness.

>>13348723
Every fucking time.

>>13348691

I still think undeads giving birth is too silly, even in the setting so unless we adopt probably nothing.

>>13348669
Manny the Manticore passed out! Haha what a madman, drinking all that beer.

Hang on... When did he have tits? Or that tail?

Would your waifu enjoy anal?

>>13348691
Dhampir daughterus are the best for embarrassing.
>Step 1: Get /fit/
>Step 2: Dio Cosplay
>Step 3: NEVER DROP CHARACTER WHEN HER FRIENDS ARE OVER

>>13348743
How do you call someone Manny the Manticore and not realize he's an actual manticore?

>>13348749
I'm going to say "Probably" if only because it feels like it's too late to go against the meme.

And if I got one girl into anal, chances are I could do it again anyway.

>13348462
OK Anon, we need you to go out to an Order town and chase off a few werewolves who've been getting too close for comfort.
We've pegged their numbers around three to five but expect those numbers to rise during transit.
There is a militia that can back you up but we don't expect them to be too skilled, although there is a pup amongst them, recover it if you can as she can be inducted in the orphan program or relocated.

>>13348691
Make her wear a shirt that says "Slut for abstinence".

>>13348691
Embarrass her in front of her friends by refusing to give her the dick.

>>13348691
Share pictures of her crying, tangled in her own web.

C-cool! Wurm-chan looks cool!

>>13348749

Good luck to her, because I think its gross.

>>13348462
OK Anon, we need you to go out to an Order town and chase off a few werewolves who've been getting too close for comfort.
We've pegged their numbers around three to five but expect those numbers to rise during transit.
There is a militia that can back you up but we don't expect them to be too skilled, although there is a pup amongst them, recover it if you can as she can be inducted in the orphan program or relocated.

>>13348753
>Dhampir friends come over to spend the night
>Reenact our version of this scene in this house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TKnpxeWKlw
>She covers her face and tries to tell her friends to try and ignore us

>>13348743
>>13348756
It's already to late for you.
>>13348764
Best superherp ever.

>>13348766
>he doesn't want to do butt stuff to a girl

You, you...DOUBLE FAGGOT.

>>13348691
Tell her friends embarrassing stores about when she was young. Act sexy n front of her friends and pretend that I'm not doing on purpose

>>13348691
Not finish inside.

>>13348777
Superherp sounds terrible. Is it worse than ebola?

>>13348764
WAS BEING CUTE PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>13348749
Probably. It's not like she usually uses it for anything else, what with being undead.

>>13348707
Huh.. I thought that was .less

>>13348764
S-swear to me, poopy head!

>>13348779

>you don't like fucking things in the ass! That's gay, er, somehow!

Joking aside, it is pretty disgusting. I'd rather not.

>>13348781
>Act sexy n front of her friends and pretend that I'm not doing on purpose
Wife see you and she punishes you for annoying your daughter and friends.

It is worth it

>>13348707
Could you delete that? It's no use to us.

>>13348796
It is .less

>>13348468
Ok, we are planing a raid on Kareetha Black Scale's horde, you are going to be partnering up with >>13348485 >>13348590 and >>13348562
She's been particularly aggressive recently and we've been hired to chase her from the area.
The horde is the reward and you each will receive a generous cut from a successful mission. Do be aware that she's been in contact with a few hobgoblins and an Orc warlord or two so don't be surprised if her cave has company.
A cow cult we've been on good terms with is willing to lend us a priestess on this mission on the terms that we do not kill any of the monsters inside, they are offering free non-lethal enchantments for the mission.

>>13348777
Man, I just fucking love manticores.
I want to tie up a tail-pussy rapist and fill all of her four holes with dick, forever.

>>13348786
*Superhero.
Damn android keyboard and 4chan being slow.
cheshire cat would make perfect joker.

>>13348805
>fucking a GIRL in the ass

Not wanting that makes you a huge homo.

It is pretty damn funny.

>disgusting

Anon, there's no shitdick in glorious 2D land.

>>13348606
Giant Scorpion

>>13348476
10 and very curious.

>>13348792
It weirded me out that the Lich awoke to anal from pooping in that one story posted the other day.

It was still lewd, but what a weird setup.

>>13348831

I wouldn't want to fuck a guy up the ass either, your definition of homosexuality troubles me.

>>13348809
She's in on it. When she drags me away to be "punished" we make sure to be extra loud. That way the friends get curious and spy on us. They'll never let my daughteru forget that.

>>13348838
Wait, are we still joking?

>>13348821
>Raiding a dragons horde with three other guys, and we can't even kill anything
Oh boy. I hope you three are ready for this.

>>13348834
Yeah, I didn't really get it either. Didn't care for it, but it doesn't bother me either. I guess he likes stuff like that. And more Lich stuff is usually good.

>Anon you look pretty down
>You want a hug, or something?

>>13348870

I'd rather not have my spine crushed, please bother someone else.

>>13348870
From you? Yes.

>>13348870
...Do I know you?

>>13348834
>the Lich awoke to anal from pooping in that one story

Is this supposed to sound funny? Because it is.

>>13348770
Time to teach the militia the value of shield/spear walls.

>There is a pup among them

Oh.

>Stand amid the blood and carnage of the fight
>A little girl stares horrified at a large man with an axe who wears a scowl
>The last things she can remember from that time are him saying "Come with me girl."
>Years later a werewolf sets out on a quest for revenge to find the man with the axe

I think I'm ok with this.

>>13348870
"I don't really know, to be honest. I'm not feeling anything right now, but you can hug me if you want."

>>13348870
Who the fuck are you?
I don't hire prostitutes, so no I don't want a "hug".

>>13348918
>man with the axe
>hunter of wolves
"...Beasts all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later..."

>>13348910
Probably to some extent, seeing how the whole ordeal started with her mistaking bowel movements for having parasites, not having pooped in the last millennium or so.

>>13348918
Twist: It was the owner of the orphanage she grew up in, he put all the orphans of monsters he slew there out of guilt and a feeling of responsibility.

He even personally read her some bed time stories when she was younger and couldn't sleep from the nightmares that his actions had caused.

>>13348940

>>13348940
>Man with the axe
>Hunter of wolves
>Dietrich

>>13348870
Is this going to end with babies?

>>13348821
>>13348861

Swordboard guy here.

Just gonna go off on a limb here and say:

a) This is gonna suck.

and

b) Before this is over, I am probably going to want to kill the cow.

>>13348977
Maybe.

>>13348969
He's as bad as a Kumiho, I'm glad I sent him to Iosefka's Clinic.

>>13348910
The overall mood was pretty comedic.

And lewd. Wonderfully lewd.

But yes, the story overall is quite comedic.

>>13348984
Be gentle.

>>13348977
Best end

You come home from a particularly brutal day of studying/work. Hell, it's all you seem to do lately. Your hectic schedule doesn't leave you enough time or energy for a calming fap, needless to say, you're getting pretty pent up.

As you make you way to your room down the hallway, you hear a queer voice coming from your mother's room, you peek in the doorway, and see her, legs spread, violently fingering her frothing pussy, her body glistening with sweat.

Enraptured by the scene, you inch closer, and the door slowly opens with a creak. She notices you and stops, sitting up and looking fixedly at you, her breathing making her ample bosom rise and fall. You ant to do something, but you're fixed in place, torn between reason and the smell of your mother's lust hat presently permeates the room.

She gropes her breast, sucking on her own nipple while she massages her clit, pinching and squeezing until she squirts her femcum like a fountain, some of it hitting your face and lips, all the while, she never breaks eye contact with you. Finally, she slumps back, enjoying the sensations wracking her body. She says nothing, merely closing her eyes and lies there, her breath still husky, her hips squirm form side to side.

How do you proceed?

Yes she's an MG. No this isn't meant to be a CYOS or something, I'm just being lewd.

>>13349019
Wurms are so fucking stupid.

How would they even remember they have a target?

>>13349031
I go and make myself a little brother

>>13349031
I close the door and don't NTR my dad

>>13348707
Thank you.

>>13349031
Leave the house and get a hotel room for the night.

>>13349031
>As you make you way to your room down the hallway, you hear a queer voice coming from your mother's room, you peek in the doorway, and see her, legs spread, violently fingering her frothing pussy, her body glistening with sweat.
At first I thought that said fronting pussy. When did my mom become a centaur?

>>13349031
>dicking the adopted motheru
If she is single, I hurry and find an older dude I wouldn't mind becoming my dad.

Also >>13349044

>>13349031
I close the door, go to my room and gouge my eyes out.

>>13349044
He's not involved. Should have added that.

>>13349031
Wonder how she came back from the dead.

>>13349031
Go spend the night in a hotel like >>13349048 said, masturbate furiously and don't come home for a day or two.
I need some time to think after that.

>>13349031
Lock myself into my room.

>>13349031
I get a new mom.

>>13349040
Don't be mean.

>>13348940
>Father Gascoigne in the world of monstergirls
How fucked are they anons?
And who let him out of Yharnam?

>>13349031
what species is she, this is important

>>13348824
I mean, just look at that smug bitch.

How could you not want to cover that face and heavy bosom in spunk and fill all of those lewd holes with my babies despite her protests, if she has any.

>>13349031
Is she my adopted motheru and is my father in the picture?

Because a MILF of my favorite Monster Girl would be damn hard to ignore, though I'd probably spill more spaghetti and need her to make the first move

>>13349031
Is it sexier to fuck your adoptive mother, or your-mother-in-law?

>>13349078
>implying he ever left Yharnam
On the upside, all the women are now werewolves. Vicar Amelia is also less furry.
On the downside, all the men are incubi.

>>13349093
>Spoiler
She's still a giantess, you would need to stick your whole torso in there for her to feel anything.

>>13349076
No, Wurms are fucking dumb

>>13349082
What gets me the most next to the smug is the single braid.
I don't know why it turns me on, but it does.

>>13349031
I'm just going to assume single, adoptive monster mother here.

In which case, upon seeing this scene...
>She gropes her breast, sucking on her own nipple while she massages her clit, pinching and squeezing until she squirts her femcum like a fountain, some of it hitting your face and lips, all the while, she never breaks eye contact with you. Finally, she slumps back, enjoying the sensations wracking her body. She says nothing, merely closing her eyes and lies there, her breath still husky, her hips squirm form side to side.
I lose all sense of pretense regarding a Mother-Son relationship, and just charge straight in. Starting from the foot of the bed, kissing and licking at her feet, lapping at the hot, lusty sweat coating her legs, drinking deep of the flood lining her inner thighs and crotch. Undressing my lower half as I crawl further up, kissing her belly and breasts, before pressing in to her lips, sliding into her lewd hole with an erection that long since surpassed diamonds.

Goddammit I don't even like older women, MILFs, CCs, any of that stuff. But if you can resist a woman, especially an extremely attractive monster woman, upon seeing a scene like this? I'm sorry, you're gay.
>But my mo-
Gay.
>But da-
Gay.
>But I just-
I don't care, gay.

>>13349082
This Ryuu ia a billion times better, she is not a slut, she not a bitch and she doesn't have 2 pussies like a centaur

>>13349082

I hate manticores. If I ever walked into my bedroom one day and saw one giving me a smug grin, I'd turn around,
open the door
get on the floor
everybodys sick of manticore

>>13349104
Monobraid is teh sex

>>13349031
Do I have a father?
Is she my real mother?

If both answers are "no", fuck her.

>>13349116
I want to sexually hug Charon!

>>13349081
Whatever you want her to be.

>>13349083
See above. No father in the picture.

>>13349090
Yes.

You know how they say Nightmares may get a second vagoo? well, Science saves the day!

>>13349082
>You'll never have a Manticore Girlfriend
>You'll never build up your semen for months and use potions to increase your production further
>You'll never tie her down during the hours leading up to the full moon and start teasing her relentlessly
>You'll never undress when midnight strikes and watch her start struggling to get to you.
>You'll never slowly and intimately start to penetrate her as she moans and whimpers in pleasuer
>You'll never thrust into her virgin pussy, causing her to ahegao immediately.
>She'll never break free of her bonds and leglock you while pulling you close with her arms.
>You'll never feel her thrusting against your thrusts and see her heart pupils as she pants and moans.
>You'll never shove your tongue into her mouth and press your lips against hers
>You'll never violate every part of her body that can be used for pleasure until she's covered in your semen
>You'll never watch her lick as much of it off of her as she can before dragging you into the shower to have shower sex.
>You'll never wake up the next morning cuddled up with your manticore girlfriend, your hand firmly entwined with hers.
>You'll never pop the question when she wakes up
>Your manticore girlfriend will never become your manticore waifu.
Pain and suffering anon. Pain and suffering.

>>13349128
I still say she looks infinitely better like this, and the picture looks more natural.

>>13349128
Well that's weird, and a little spooky.

>>13349124
>>13349127

>>13349133
You will never laugh with Glee as you shoot her in the head with a nugget.

So the anime designs don't look THAT far off, Centorea is pretty much spot on, Papi looks a bit older, and Miia is a bit less "hippy".

Other than that they look pretty good.....though I am saddened by the loss of Miia's hips.

>>13349112
You need to learn to love it.

>>13349093
Dude were you around last thread? The Demon lord would give the fuck up when it comes to converting Yharnam.
One sec, making a cap.

>>13349101
I like poking the mentally retarded with sharp stick as much as the next guy but cmon man.

>>13349141
You forgot the Asuna face and Moe bullshit.

>>13348764
I'd a Wurm who tried to transform into Cutie Honey.
http://imgur.com/oxqC6kG

>>13349139
You will never share a beer with your friends and neighbors as you dump the manticore's body in a ditch.

>>13349146
whats asuna face?

I want to punch an incredibly drukn and violent Red Oni right in the asshole.

>>13349128
Meh, 5/10.

Decent effort, iffy joke. I'd rather cuddle up with my Dreamy Centaur GF as she gives me good dreams after I fuck her right in the Centaur Pussy, the only one she's got, in her backside.

>"First we will drug the Manticore so she can't feel the pain as we chop her body up while she stays alive during the process."

>>13349133
I'd rather be the one being tied down. I prefer my manticores acting more like manticores.

How do you like your semen demons?

Well I'm disappointed. I feel like pervert at a church retreat, which isn't saying that it stops one, but...

>>13349108
This guy knows what's up.

>>13349093
>>13349143
Got it.
>>13349139
>>13349149
/k/ pls go.

>>13349156
A lame attempt to connect the series with SAO so people can hate it.

>>13349164
Non soul eating, sexy as fuck, complete with puffy vulva, so good job.

>maid and heels

Bonus.

>>13349164
I don't like them at all.

>>13349161
I'd be open to the Femdom scenario too.
As long as there's still leg-locking, deep kissing, and hand-holding.

>>13349133
>Taking your Manticore GF's virginity on the Full Moon
>Building up your own semen enough to bukkake her on your own through drugs and abstinence
>Proposing to her after it's all said and done
>Getting to see her with her belly swollen and pregnant on your wedding day
You are a man of exquisite taste.

>>13349164
Loving and lewd.
And preferably blue.

>>13349104
Oh yeah. braids are cute as fuck.

>>13349111
>Implying being a slut and having two pussies is bad.
Being a bitch just make me filling her with my seed even better, specially when she eventually starts loving it and myself.
Her resistance only makes my penis harder.

Besides, ryus don't have fluffy paws, jiggly asses, hyper-sensitive cat ears, cool-ass bat wings and a pair of legs that could pop a man's head like a cherry.

>>13349133
>You will never use her own spines against her, boosting your stamina to be able to last an entire night or pumping her full of her own poison and tease her relentlessly for hours.
Suffering.

>>13349164
Crucified

>>13349127
>anything you want her to be
In that case...
I go in and pump her womb until she feels the semen in her stomach
and make a salamander sister

>>13349156
The fact that in one of the recent promotions for the Anime, the art style made Miia look very similar to Asuna from SAO.

In other words, more moe bullshit.

>>13349159
FRONT PUSSY.

ALL CENTAURS.

SINCE FORMER DEMON LORD DAYS.

ALL

>but muh KC addendum

ALL OF THEM.

Enjoy your headcanon.

>>13349164
>>13349186

>>13349185
At least I do not have to force Ryuus, unlike you always have to spam manticores, lets face it, no one likes them anymore.
Go back to #tailpussy.
I bet you are sitting there thinking you are so funny trying to troll the thread with a MG no ne even likes anymore .
Just stop now.

>>13349172
Ah, yes, I remember that one.

I still think the Demon Lord would be more persistent.

>Blood-Starved Beast morphing into a werewolf with a fuzzy blanket-mane thingy, for maximum softs
>Darkbeast Paarl as at >>13348969
>Vicar Amelia and Cleric Beast as described at >>13349097
>Rom turned into a MILFy arachne

The trouble would be with the ayy lmaos.

>>13349180
Of course there would be. The main difference is that deep kissing will mean raping your throat with her tongue.

>>13349190
>Since former Demon Lord Days
Uh, what?

I don't care what you say about Death of the Author, headcanon, whatever, but even the unamended book profile states they only started developing frontgina after the Succubi took over.

>>13349188
I don't know. She looks an awful more like Miia from the manga than Asuna from SAO.

>No soft and fluffy werecat to cuddle with while watching TV
Screw you too life

>>13349198
>Implying I don't like manticores unironically.
Just because everyone used manticores for their stories until everyone was tired of them doesn't mean they are bad.

>>13349198
>No one likes them anymore
I do. My only complaint would be the oversaturation they suffered recently, but I still like them.
Only, I like lamias more then most other monster girls, so...

>>13349201
>raping your throat with her tongue
Oh my.

>>13349190
>ANYTHING AN AUTHOR WRITES IS SET IN STONE AND CANNOT BE CHANGED

It's confirmed. Baphomets have the best vaginas. Your waifu? Shitty, not-as-good vaginas. Baphomets best waifu.

>>13349211
>Fourze
But this has nothing to do with metallic slime girls from outer space!
Or does it?

>>13349185
>braids are cute as fuck.
>Besides, ryus don't have fluffy paws, jiggly asses, hyper-sensitive cat ears, cool-ass bat wings and a pair of legs that could pop a man's head like a cherry.
Muh nigga

>>13349203
Hop over to the wiki and read the centaur profile, you'll see.

Don't respond to trolls - If some guy posted something really stupid and provocative that made you angry and you want to kill him, don't respond to him. Don't even bother to tell him off while using sage; it's most likely a troll that just wants some replies. In /jp/, troll threads tend to be really easy to spot, so there's really no excuse for this. If too many people get baited, it will end up in a stupid 200 post long drama thread nobody wants to see in the first page.

Trolling is fun, but it's too easy to generate stupid, annoying drama too easily, especially when you overdo it. Try to avoid trolling unless you can make it funny. More importantly, don't keep pressing when everyone is already annoyed of your shit, it's not clever at all. Please know when to stop.

~ THIS WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR A MORE CIVIL THREAD ~

>>13349205
>No lamia to cuddle with in bed
Why live

>>13349218
I think that's more .less' style. He draws all his MGs with hand-like paws... meaning ones that could *realistically* manipulate and use human-style tools), rather than with baseball-sized digits like KC draws them with

>>13349198
I still like manticores. Only the aggressive sadist ones, though.

>>13349228
Humanoid limbs/hands/feet are the best. Anything else is too close to furry shit.

>>13349217
I hope it does.

Best slime.

>>13349226
Hello there worst Yandere, how many children have you time warped today?

>>13349242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-vgGuTD8A

>>13349242
>>13349246
God damn you fucking monster fucking assholes!

Do you fucks know how long it took to get it out of my head the last time?!

>>13349198
What this guy said >>13349231

>>13349254
Well, I was walking down the street just having a think
When a lamia girl gave me an evil wink
She shook me up, she took me by surprise
She had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
She stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

>>13349224
Okay, now I see what the problem is.

>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords.

You're reading it as though there's another comma, like, "All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear, which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords."

However, given that comma is not there in the normal translation, I'm inclined to read it as "All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina"
"Aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords."

Again, amended that it only develops if the couple truly feels they need such a thing in their relationship.

>>13349108
Yep. If she knows, and actively continues with you watching then there is only one choice here.

>>13349233
Keep talk'n shit faggot.

>>13349252
It took me a year to get Hey Ya out of my head. What ya got son?

>>13349270
Literally a furry.

>>13349134
I'd hazard a guess that the centaur thing was an afterthought, since the rest of her lower body looks tacked on unlike the Centaur and Unicorn, both of which preceded the Nightmare.

>>13349275
suit yourself. more for me.

>>13349271
>>13349252
Don't worry, have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbaM-URygs

>>13349285
Furry AND nude? DOUBLE HERESY.

>>13348833
>Giant Scorpion
Guess I'll be using the Giant Arachnid axe then. I hope my Cait Sith axe caddy is strong enough to carry it. It's quite large.

>>13349275
Here is a helpful chart to show you why you are wrong

I like too many species and I think that as long as she's nice I would end being the husbando of the first monstergirl that asked me to be with her

Am I a slut?

>>13349286
I never got that stuck in my head, I honestly on't see how other people do.
>>13349292
Are you stupid or just helping carry the joke too far?
Because you're not helping if you're trying.

>>13349285

>>13349294
We're all sluts.

>>13349286
I hear that on r/a/dio pretty regularly. Never had it stuck in my head, though.

>>13349294
Yes. Here's your membership card and complimentary Matango.

>>13349285
>tfw Hellhound asks you to rate her figure
>You tell her "2/10, you're a very ugly woman."
>Only because she was mean to you in elementary school.

>>13349294
You're literally the opposite of a slut, because you care more about personality than looks.

>>13349128
Didn't some guy edit this a long time ago?

>>13349317
Yeah, and we all decided that this version looked much more natural, and that the horse end was probably more an afterthought than anything.

>>13349308
>>13349297
I find it pretty catchy so I usually end up humming it which then leads to it getting stuck there.
God I love Carnival Phantasm

>>13349291
All Cait Sith companions have undergone rituals and training so they can lift even the heaviest weaponry.

>>13349112
if it helps you anon, I'm sick of Hellhound and Ushioni

>>13349314
For me it probably go
>4/10, not enough meat and muscle
>Go hit a gym

>>13349322
My favorite part is how they made Lancer into a South Park reference.

>>13349314
Don't be Elliot Rodger, anon.
You're hurting the girl's feelings.

>>13349112
I'm sick of Kikis. There, I said it.

>>13349314
>>13349331
No bully!

>>13349338
I know, its wonderful. The race is one of my favorite episodes.

>>13349345
>Best BB girl as one of my new favorite MGs
.less should do more art like this instead of guro and maledom shit

>>13349345
>Changing your pants does not give you either meat or muscle.
>3/10 for not listening to previous advice

>>13349345
A monk from the adventurers guild!

We're saved!

>>13349358
>maledom
Oh yeah, he's KNOWN for that...

>>13349352
>Assassin's Bromance
>With the Temple Gate he's bound to

>>13349358
She is fun, might stop maining tager one day for waifu. Good taste.
>>13349362
Wut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jieIfETxaJk

>>13349352
>Berzercar

>>13349358
I agree. He should also stop doing femdom crap.

>>13349315
>You're literally the opposite of a slut
O-Oh

How do you guys continue with this? I'll be honest, I used to spend so much time on this general/thread, immersing myself in the concept of being a lover to a beautiful monster girl, but after awhile, the illusion faded away, and I lost hope and anything remotely similar would ever happen. And it's a damn shame too, because I would give anything to be a great father, or husband, but all of the women I see just leave me with a sense of distrust/disgust. I want to divulge myself in this again, but it seems so meaningless now. I want to know how you guys manage to continue, so maybe one day I can do the same.

>>13349366
>>13349385
>Unit lion
>A-rank riding

>>13349391
I'm just here to shitpost, post an occasional story, and waste my time until Paradox gets translated/I go back to Uni.
I've never been here for the escapism personally.

>>13349391
I just like the concept of a woman who loves me unconditionally and has a greater sex drive than me.

>>13349391
We never believe it would happen. It's like enjoying a good space story. None of us are going to go suborbital much less deep space before we die. That doesn't mean we can't enjoy a good read of Old Man's War very much.

>>13349391
I'm just here to kill time, maybe write something about MGs, and masturbate.

>>13349391
It's simply too late for me, I devoted my heart to monsters and a world of fantasy, it can't be helped for me but I hardly care, as long as I'm happy that's all that matters right?

If you want to continue, day dream.
Day dream and day dream and day dream
Keep dreaming, day and night, that perfect little fantasy, and never let it go, even in the worst of times, just retreat to your little fantasy.

>>13349391
The Internet, porn and media in general has made me have such high standards I wonder if I'll die alone.

>>13349391
I'm here for the escapism primarily. Real life is shit. Even the Buddha said life is suffering. It's best to escape into your own delusions and fantasies as a respite from that. While the shitstorms maybe jarring the rest of the thread is commiserating with like minded individuals. It's my favorite thread on 4chan.

>>13349391
>but all of the women I see just leave me with a sense of distrust/disgust.
Well, I never much thought of this before, but maybe the fact that all my relationships with women are friendly with plenty of shared interests and hobbies, helps me preserve faith in both 2D and 3D.

So I suppose the simple fact of having a life while still indulging in this crap daily far more than I should keeps me going in some weird way.

>>13349411
Speak for yourself nigga, I ain't stoppin' till I'm in a hole. Either a black pit of gravity, or a dug-out in the ground.

>>13349391
I have too much imagination and I'm devoted to 2D.
You don't have to force yourself, you know.

>>13349425
>tfw my only relationship was a long distance one

At least we broke up on friendly terms...

Dr. Anonymous:

As you are aware, the recent discovery of a parallel world to ours inhabited by other humans and other non-human beings colloquially known by the natives of this world as 'Monster Girls' has shocked the foundations of our world.

While the implications of this discovery are outstanding, the possible benefits that humanity may be able to reap from this new world might be even more so.
As you know, many of your colleagues who have already been debriefed on the situation have been put to work on different projects, including the implementation of our new findings into Earth's defensive and offensive capabilities and the developing of relationships with the distinct civilizations and species of the new world. So will you and your research team.

It is the wish of this Council of nations for you to find medical, commercial, and non-military technological applications to the different flora and fauna of this world, including these so-called 'Monster Girls', as well as anything naturally produced by them, specifically this 'Demonic Energy' this beings seem to have a natural connection with.

Exploration Task-Forces will be in charge of recollecting samples for the R&D teams, and if your research seems to be promising, you will be assigned a live, willing specimen to help further your research.
Until then, you will have to do with what is currently known of the world, it's oddities and specially it's inhabitants and speculate in possible applications for all of them.

Good Luck, Doctor.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13349042
>>13349187

Licking your lip, you tastes your mother's sweet, rich nectar. You slowly walk up to her bedside, and look over her prone form. You're entranced, age has done nothing to mar or diminish her beauty. You lean close, taking in her pheromones, exhaling sharply over her firm belly. She shudders, but otherwise remains silent, eyes closed.

You run a single finger from her belly up to her chest, slowly tracing it over her areola, taking her breasts in both hands shortly after. You vigorously fondle the supple flesh, gripping at each side, bringing her nipples up. You bunch her breasts together, flicking both princes pink buttons with your tongue. You nibble on them softly, yet suckle them strongly, making her whimper. Her legs rub against one another, as if trying to contain the increasing love juice flowing down her thighs. You drum your fingers flat against her breasts while pressing the attack on her hard nipples, forcing her to cum.

Her breathing is ragged, but this dead fish act is not what her earlier performance promised. You get on top of her, making her open her eyes, her rough, hot breath on your face. Her lips start to quiver, and you press your to hers. Their soft moistness makes tingle spread across your face, you moan into her mouth her own slimy tongue pressing back against yours. You sweetly grab the sides of her face and pull her closer to you, kissing her even deeper. You feel her surrender underneath you.

"Good?" you ask in a whisper, she merely nods, a drunk look on her face. Feeling the need of your lower body, you undo your pants and let your erection break free, raging, and demanding to fulfill it's purpose.

You slowly enter her vagina, parting her inner lips half way, before quickly sending the rest in with a thrust. You continue this movement, out slowly, letting the edges of your glans scrape her walls, while thrusting in quickly.

>>13349391

>Read this
>While coincidentally listening to sad music

That was unexpected.

I have long realized that it is all an illusion as well, and I felt nothing, because I knew deep down that it was the truth. The lack of general feeling towards the inexsistence of Monstergirls grew larger, until I stop feeling anything other than boredom and grumpiness. It also killed my MG writing drive.

>all of the women I see just leave me with a sense of distrust

Same here, though it can also be applied to people in general for me.

>>13349262

Fuck your spoiler nigga, maybe I misread the other thing, but all centaurs still have two pussies. Now shut up and fuck the frontpussy you degenerate.

>>13349188
The fuck are you talking about, it looks like Miia.

>>13349445
>Those colors
Wat

>>13349441
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow

I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THIS GIRL'S HAT. ASAP.

WE NEED TO MASS PRODUCE THEM SOMEHOW.

>>13349441
>Undine
Looks like I solved Americas water problems once and for all!
Oh, yeah, Africa can have some too after the important countries get their share.

>>13349445
I thought Papi had light blue hair? Are you doing a nukomasu recolor of her?

So when will we get scans of best girl?

>>13349441
>Hellhound.
SHUT IT DOWN.

>>13349441
>as well as anything naturally produced by them, specifically this 'Demonic Energy' this beings seem to have a natural connection with

MGE monster girls? Uh-oh.

>>13349455
>Faggot that hates centaurs
>Always pushing his 'muh front pussy, KC Q&A is not on the wiki so it doesn't count'

Every time

>>13349456

The fuck is wrong with her torso? Her midriff looks like a goddamn tube.

>>13349441
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prisoner_Fruit
Time to quit this government job and go into F&B and Beauty and Healthcare!

>>13349465
The tomboy, country bumpkin cow or that smug-looking sheep?

>>13349440
So was mine. Boyfriend-Girlfriend anyway. Have a few friends from high school, though I only see them like, once a year.

>>13349465
>The cowgirl will be a "one chapter only" character
Kill me now

>>13349441
>Sphinx
A catlike humanoid, they appear to have an excellent sense of hearing and night vision that outperforms a humans. Furthermore, they seem to have a superior sense of balance using their tail.

They are also highly intelligent, although whether this is due to their allegedly, lengthy lifespans or an innate boost to intelligence. They put this to use by questioning passerbys with riddles, a failure causing her to unleash a magic that upguns the targets libido to uncontrollable levels while a success triggers it on herself.
This magic may be harnessed into some sort of truth serum provided we work out the "success" part.
They are also excellent stress relievers due to their furred tails and catlike actions, making them usable in posttraumatic recovery or anxiety actions where their purring and touch can be put to use.
Provided they do not make any moves on the patient.

>>13349441
>Chimaera
Well, as far as research opportunities go, this is a gold-mine.

Might have to call in a Psychologist specializing in Multiple-Personality Disorder to help though.

>>13349441
>Chimarea
fug

>>13349391
I dunno, to me it always laid more on an abstract, philosophical side rather than being some active, day-to-day urge gnawing for it's inability of being fulfilled.
Try to enjoy simple things and stake your actual hopes on the afterlife.

>>13349442
Yes. We need more of this.

>>13349441
>Ant Arachne
Fuck everything. Not literally, obviously, they don't deserve it.

>>13349442
You have my attention.

>>13349456
>Those greyed out circles
>6
>Darling
>Smith
>Suu
>Mero
>Rachnee
>Lala
Think we'll get that far?

>>13349491
>Kill me now
Not yet

>>13349465
What's with that cow, and why is it giving me a 'You cruisin' for a bruisin' kid?' kind of look?

>>13349391

I come here to hang out, barely post, mostly lurk. This is the only place on 4chan I still visit, the other board I visited was starting to go to shit a year ago and I lost interest so i haven't gone back since. And the other chan is dead half the time. I don't really know where to go to socialize so I come here

>>13349513
Dis gun git lewd, ain't 't?

>>13349441
>Hobgoblin

Huh.

How's this little airhead even going to help me?

>>13349513
I don't get it

>>13349441
>Kitsune-bi
I can fap to this.
>>13349466
getting mai waifu.
FUCK YOU!

>>13349521
She has a more bored look on her face to me.

>>13349529
Those are milkers.

>>13349522
There's always an IRC or something. What you said basically encapsulates the 'general' problem - people tend to treat threads like chatrooms. Often they ignore the rest of the board and just stick to their own threads, building an insular community within the community.

Then again I haven't browsed /a/ in forever since there's obnoxious thread-police shits in every thread.

>>13349441
>Gazer
Study of Mind-Altering and Mind-Controlling powers could be useful in case more Ethereals exist. Request permission for live specimen and as much Anti-Psi gear as possible for experimentation.
Additionally, would it be a bad thing to tell them about the war, and is attempting to augment them with Meld a bad idea?

>>13349521
Because when you routinely expose yourself to people, you create an imposing facade so nobody gives you shit

I'm sure she'd be dere as fuck to someone she loves

>>13349529
Milking devices for pregnant women. Work off of suction and unscrew into the base of a bottle for convenience. Not sure why you'd use them for commercially milking a cowgirl, though

>>13349537
Good, I don't want /jp/ to be EVEN worse.

Who likes sheep?

>>13349547
>Not sure why you'd use them for commercially milking a cowgirl
Her personal comfort? Y'ever think that some kind of mechanical, industrial-grade pump might be degrading to a cow-girl?

And then presumably she's not intimate enough with anyone to be comfortable with hand-milking.
Thus, pregnancy pumps.

>>13349531
She looks like a delinquent to me. If she wasn't chewing on that grass stem like that. It might as well be a cigarette.

>>13349553
>Y'ever think that some kind of mechanical, industrial-grade pump might be degrading to a cow-girl?

>>13349553
Yeah but there's a difference between livestock-grade massive steel pumps and the smaller plastic mechanical pumps they also sell

>>13349537
Well I don't go to /a/ very often these days but they take self moderation to the extreme of "anything I don't like needs to burn". You really can only go to airing anime show threads in order to escape it and even then there's just a chorus of "It's Shit!"

>>13349551
Well it's year of the sheep, so I'm legally obligated to like them. Also to accept any lewd requests they might have.

>>13349566
>legally obligated to like them
>Sheep thinking they're tough

heh

Thanks Loen

>>13349593
But who is she?

>>13349537

>There's always an IRC or something.

I'll look into it, thanks man

>>13349442
Each time you can feel her open more and more, the thirst of her womb growing, your helmet grazing her cervix, her folds massaging your shaft and gripping you tighter to ally any chance of you not cumming inside her, entangling together with your stiff prick, her honey overflowing with each moment of your hips. You cum while hilted in her, your shaft pulsing with each release of thick, syrupy semen, her pussy gripping so hard it almost hurts. But it's not enough, your lust is nowhere near abated.

You embrace her fully, trapping her, and continue to move your hips. She returns the hug, also locking her legs around your hips. She kisses your collarbone, bits your neck, and whispers things no mother should to her son. What this does however, is increase the wrath between your legs, you grip her tighter and your thrusting becomes rougher. You were no longer a pair of paramours, rather, you became beasts, mating over and over in of the flesh. Her womb became so pregnant with semen it overflowed, dripping down her ass and lower back, each trust gurgling out more semen from inside her.

You pull out, after countless orgasms, your mother's folds doing all they could to keep you in, but you wrest yourself away with an audible "pop".

You stand and leave the room, collapsing in your own bed.

>>13349593
Kamilla a best.

>>13349595

It doesn't matter who she is! What matters is her plan!

To make you take her to the ice cream shop.

>>13349564
>they take self moderation to the extreme of "anything I don't like needs to burn".

How are these threads any different?

>>13349590
It's their year Anon, it's how it goes.

Year of the Monkey is next, so be grateful.

>>13349599
>Wake up to find her cuddling you like a daki

But anyway, this was gloriously lewd. Loved it. More.

>>13349609

Fuck that, I ain't got no obligations to serve anyone!

>>13349566
>That artist
Awww yiss

>>13349593
10/10

Would tear her wings off

>>13349597
The IRC's admin is pretty autistic, so careful with what you say there.

>>13349622
Well this is what we get for not taking part in an obscure animal race that took place in Chinese mythology.

New chapter of T-Rex is out. 8 pages so I'd rather not make an entire /a/ thread for it.

>>13349629
What are you, Kayblis?

>>13349604
Huh? And I could swear that sudden urge building up in me had been my own!

>>13349609
>your Kakuen gf will never go super saiyan to protect you from those whores in the massage club

>>13349609
I for one, welcome our huge-assed monkey overlords.

>>13349634

>More Tee-Rekkussu

Cool.

It helps if I actually put in captchas to dump I suppose.

>>13349441
>Dark Valkyrie
not even mad

>>13349593
>>13349601
>>13349629
I've had a hard on for her long ago.
Thanks Castlevania for more fetishes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHqZ2_2nMGw

>>13349607
It depends on what time of day you are talking about. Most afternoons after the kids get out of school to 11 pm EST are filled with trolls and posters that will say fuck off instead of forming an argument or ignoring what they don't like. The big difference is that is maybe ten to twenty people max. It's not the entire board. There is a problem with /a/ and it probably has to do with individual insecurities and merely plain finding shitting up the place to be fun. We get that here too but I wouldn't be surprised if most of them didn't come from /a/ at some point. Whether it was the /jp/ split or the /a/ exodus of last June, it all originates from /a/ elitism.

>>13349644
Every god damn morning, from your the window of your hotel in the mist continent, some Kakuen presses her gigantic, bare ass against the window and moons you when you open the curtains.

When you go to shoo her away she's already gone, the glass is till warm, along with the ass-shaped pattern she made in the windows condensation.

These monkeys are too lewd I tell you.

>>13349593
I want to pat her head and rub her ears while telling her that everything is going to be all right.

>>13349658
Dumpire has a rival, truly.

>>13349659
>Castlevania
But this isn't Camilla, it's Alicesoft's Kamilla.

Who else wants to be a paladin? Fighting for justice and righteousness, smiting the wicked, making the world an ultimately better place for everyone.


Besides, if you're into maledom it gives you an excuse to actually have power over monsters and if you're into femdom it gives you reason to be overpowered by the truly powerful. Pally life is the best.

>>13349654
>>13349658
>>13349667
Cute.

>>13349459
Doctor, until we can provide you with a sample of the specimen's hat you will have to look for other possible implementations from this species' natural abilities.

>>13349462
>>13349506
Doctors, I suggest you put more effort into finding any possible opportunities for research of these species. If you seriously cannot find anything useful from them you will be allowed to choose another entry. Take in mind that your track record will be severely affected if another researched were to come up with a possible application for these species abilities your research team could not find. This Council needs only the best at humanity's disposal.

>>13349468
Is there something we should know, doctor?

>>13349478
This results seem of sufficient value, doctor, although your report was somewhat short. Continue with your next research.

>>13349495
This report seems promising, doctor. You will be assigned a specimen as soon as one is available. You may continue with another research for the moment.

>>13349546
Your report has been deemed acceptable, doctor. You will be assigned a live specimen as soon as one is available, but remember that it may be not only a non-hostile being, but also a willing participant, so your experimentation must be kept non-invasive. Augmenting the subject with meld is out of the question without further knowledge of the possible side-effects or benefits the procedure could have.

>>13349497
>>13349530
>>13349656
Your personal opinion on the subject is of no concern for the Council, doctor. Please provide a proper report on your research.

>>13349528
That is for you to determine, doctor, not us.

>>13349644
How much ass is too much ass anon?

>>13349644
Every god damn morning, from your window of your hotel in the mist continent, some Kakuen presses her gigantic, bare ass against the window and moons you when you open the curtains.

When you go to shoo her away she's already gone, the glass is still warm, along with the ass-shaped pattern she made in the windows condensation.

These monkeys are too lewd I tell you.

>>13349684
I got a Kunoichi out of this. A ninja isn't a Monster Girl, please don't pull pranks.

>>13349682
Darn Tinheads, always running around stabbing monsters to death. Why can't they all go away?

Mkay that's all for now.

Ch 3 whenever.

>>13349700

Thanks ELH. Ya done good.

>>13349694
Perhaps if they stopped being rapacious wicked bandits they wouldn't need to be stabbed.

>>13349682
Sign me in, a particular story updated recently made me believe there might be MGs that look better engulfed in holy (or not) fire.

>>13349659
>>13349659
It's Kamilla from the Rance Series.

She is/was the Dragon Queen (only female dragon) but got turned into a Demon

She's the main villain of Rance VI.

Her desires in life is to live a lazy life with her husbandos

>>13349700
Why is she so cute?
I don't understand.

>>13349700
Thanks for the chapter.

>>13349684
>Doctor, until we can provide you with a sample of the specimen's hat you will have to look for other possible implementations from this species' natural abilities.

How am I supposed to work with these conditions? Might as well go ask Dr. Stevens for his report on the Mermaid he's been given.

I guess I'll begin interrogating her on the method by which her hat was tailored. Just think of the potential for such a thing. Underwater exploration would be so much easier.

If you want a use for the woman herself, I suggest you take her to the local fish market and auction her off to the highest bidder.

-Dr. Disgruntled

>>13349705
Maybe if humans stopped being such cuntteases they wouldn't get raped. But of course you never see Paladins talking about that.

>>13349441
>>13349496
To elaborate, a good route of research may be to study how her brain functions to be able to more fluidly transfer between personalities than most examples in a Human Specimen.

It would also be beneficial to study her body at the same time, as each shift in her personality seems to come with similar changes in physical properties. Both in terms of indications as to "Active" personality, and more importantly, abilities of the whole based upon the active personality.

Due to the unique structure of her psyche, I theorize we may be able to make great leaps not just in the field of study relating to MPD, but the human mind and how greatly it can affect the body as a whole. Indeed this may give more insight into the "Mind over Matter" phenomenon than any prior inquiry in history.

>>13349715
Traitor pls go and stay go.

>>13349700

Thanks for going through the trouble, you guys. That's some top shelf stuff.

>>13349711

For the same reason the dinosaur evolved human characteristics. So they'd get waifu'd, have kids, and their genes passed on

>>13349710
>Husbandos
Skank.

>>13349724
She doesn't have sex with them.

they're all dead now anyway

>>13349722
Clever girls...

>>13349684

Well, I can't determine anything with her swinging her club around my office without paying attention to her surroun-- Hey, HEY! DON'T TOUCH THAT! ...God dammit.

>>13349700
I'm liking this so far, and she is adorable. Glad it has people working on it now.

>>13349679
>>13349710
well that beats a woman who bathes in the blood of you girls and is a vampire.

>You will never have an arranged marriage with a girl of your favorite species
Why live

>>13349710
Despite being the main villain the most dangerous one in a human mage named Annis, who somehow outdamages a doppelganger transformed into a previous Demon King.

>>13349754
>you will never be a young man who has been arranged to be wed to an ara-ara monster on your fifteenth birthday since your birth
>she has watched and ensured you would grow into a fine young man for her to take

It's a hard feel.

>>13349769

>Monstergirls watching you grow

I don't get the appeal of this. Shit's creepy, yo.

>>13349754
Someone did this a long time ago for a young dragon, shame I never saved the cap

>>13349754
>>13349783
There was the Chubby NEET Dragon a couple threads back, I think somebody capped it.

>>13349779
That's the appeal. She's a creepy fuck and there's nothing you can do about it.

same reason people have a yandere fetish.

>>13349769
>Monstergirl raising the husband
Thisismyfetish.jpg

>>13349717
This seems very promising, doctor.
You will be assigned a specimen as soon as one is available to begin your research and find new research paths you may find from the species' unique biology.
Until then you may choose another entry.

>>13349714
Very well. You may ask the specimen to provide you her hat for experimentation, but you must proceed without risking a political incident with her species' government.

>>13349740
If you're not able to produce results your research will be assigned to another researcher, doctor. I suggest you don't lose your chance.

>>13349754
>>13349783
>>13349787
I remember this. Imagine your immortal waifu meeting you when you're nigh a toddler. You think she's just some nice old lady, and wonder why she hands your parents bundles of money and pats your head.

Then when you hit 18 and get shipped off you live with her, you realize why. Head Pats are a nice way to marry though I guess.

>>13349795
I'd be ripping pissed.

No fucking way am I getting married without being consulted or thought about at all.

>>13349800
Welcome to the third world. Enjoy your stay with your creepy older waifu!

>>13349800
Hey, when you were a toddler she asked you if you wanted a Tootsie Pop and you said yes. But she said she'd only give it to you if you did her a favor, which was marry her when you get older. You said yes and she gave you a Tootsie Pop.

If you forgot or didn't fully understand the weight of your decision that you put on candy then that's you problem.

>>13349807
Honestly I'd be more flattered someone went through all the work to have me as a husband. I'd be really flattered and work hard not to disappoint them.

>>13349791
>Until then you may choose another entry
>Pull the lever
>Nightmare
A combined sleep-study, analyzing both her mind and that of a second subject she is using her abilities on seems the best route. Between her and the Chimaera, we may gain unheard of insight into both the conscious and subconscious mind, developing an entirely new understanding of how we process information and stimuli. The applications of such research could prove nigh limitless in the expanding fields of digital-technologies which communicate directly with the mind.

I volunteer myself for the sleep study with the Nightmare.

>>13349795
That sounds more like they sold you for cash rather than an arranged marriage.
They didn't even told you beforehand, much less arranged an actual wedding.

>>13349800
You could just leave and never return. Arranged marriages work because of a sense of duty or one is physically forced to stay with the other.

>>13349791
>Very well. You may ask the specimen to provide you her hat for experimentation, but you must proceed without risking a political incident with her species' government.

They're goddamn fish women, but very well, she won't be harmed. Feel free to declare the species as safe, they're no real threat to humanity.

She's requested a man to keep her company during her time here. If she cooperates I'll give her permission to take any of the male members of my research staff out on a date.

>>13349787
Nah, I was talking waaay back. Like, pre-exodus times. It was pretty cute, she tried to teach you about tea ceremonies.

>>13349814
Yeah, fuck it I'd leave the second I could.

I don't care if I get eaten alive by wild wolves the second I get outside I'm gone.

>>13349814
>That sounds more like they sold you for cash rather than an arranged marriage.
Most arranged marriages typically involve the party that wants to set up the arranged marriage giving/offering something to the other party.

>>13349823
You're not even going to at least give her a chance? She could be a really nice woman.

>>13349829
>She could be a really nice woman.
Yeah, because nice women buy their husbands at birth and force them into a relationship through guilt and a lack of a home to return to.

She can fuck herself, I'm going to be a train hopping hobo for the rest of my life, building an army of vagabonds and ruffians until I can take over the rails.

>>13349829
I don't care if she's as nice as Saint Mother fucking Teresa I am leaving.

>>13349814
>>13349812
>>13349807
>>13349800
I have to say, the sort of arranged marriage where a significantly older party pretty well "Buys" you from your parents, and then you never see or interact with them until they come to collect, is pretty damn creepy, and a whole load of shit. It's like they don't even see you as a person, they have no idea if you're a good partner or not, they just want some young meat to fug.

I much prefer cutesy arranged marriages between two youths, childhood friends with steadily growing feelings, briefly crushed before bolstered anew at the revelation of their arranged marriage optional, but preferred. Disney's Sleeping Beauty type shit.

Alternatively, if you MUST go down the CC route, it'd be nice if she were at least a sort of friendly, aunt-like person in your life, monitoring your growth to ensure that you were someone she'd want to spend the rest of her life with. Best case is if you develop an attraction to her, but know (Mistakenly) that it'll never go anywhere because she's "Just your auntie", until the day comes where she comes to take you to live with her...

>>13349831
Murder-Hobo incarnate.

>>13349831
Maybe she's a dork that can only get a man if she's paying for him. She's just tired of fucking hookers and wants a nice husband.

How do you escape?

>>13349835
I don't mind any of the styles you mentioned, but the last one is definitely the best.

>>13348677
No because I'm too busy hiding from a voracious dragongirl who enjoys hunting chubby shamans because she thinks they threaten her.

>>13349835
Well, now you know what the real world is like, especially in the second and third world. Ten year old girl being married off to a fifty year old man? Pretty common. It's just happening to YOU now.

>>13349441
>Wurm.
They have a naturally sturdy physical structure, and their scales are remarkable resilient. If we could synthesize the scales, I bet they could be a good material for building or specialized equipment.
She's not very bright, but I bet she could help me with dangerous exploration missions.

>>13349845
Scroll of town portal.

>>13349845
I pull out the napalm canister I keep on my person at all times and throw it at her before backing up into my pre-set minefield.

>>13349845
I tell her that I'm sure she's a wonderful lady, and she's better then this. When she realizes that kidnapping and rape is wrong, she lets me go.

>>13349845
By kissing her forehead and crawling underneath her so she can lovingly hug me with her pedipalps while we kiss and snuggle by the campfire.
You were talking about escaping reality, right?

>>13349845
Out the way I came.

>>13349831
>I'm going to be a train hopping hobo for the rest of my life, building an army of vagabonds and ruffians until I can take over the rails.
>It results that all of them were also wouldbehusbands by arranged marriages who escaped their fate.

>>13349849
I know what you guys were comparing it to, and I'm not the original guy who was talking about it in the first place. I was just positing some alternatives that you may like better.

This is supposed to be fantasy, after all.

>>13349857

Ladies and gentlemen, Poe's Law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

>>13349845
Judging from her relaxed position at MY campfire, she was probably waiting for it's owner to return.

Clearly against my better judgement I approached the campfire to inspect the rape machine up-close.

Luckily it appears she's still waking from her slumber. So if I'm quick enough I can make a dash for my sword and shield and fight her, or I can run for the nearest, strong-looking tree, climb up it and stay there until she leaves.

>>13349844
Man, fucking immortal NEETs too lazy to find a Husband so they just decide to buy and raise one from afar

This sounds like something that'd be a common practice in the MGC Immortal Elite District. Find some poor family with a newborn boy, offer to give them stacks of money and pay for a fine education and all that shit, and in exchange she gets to visit and check up on you, and when you turn 18 you move in with her as her husband.

I could see some NEET Monster Girls occasionally visiting the Hospital Birth Wards.

>>13349858
That's a nice idea. Maybe she'll kiss you and hold you more gently while she rapes you.

>>13349835
Well what he said works for a medieval setting. Think of all those rich and lonely undeads.

>>13349866
I thought 'pre-set minefield' was a pretty good indication that I was being sarcastic, but I guess not.
I wonder if that guy realized how much of a joke that argument was from his side?

>>13349700
Thanks for posting the chapter.

>>13349845
Escape from what? There's nothing there but my campfire, my sword and shield and my trusty mount waiting for me.

>>13349856
>>13349862
These are reasonable

>>13349857
You're escaping, not an assassin.

>>13349860
>>13349867
Not impossible, but a touch naive. I hope you're ready for several hours of strenuous physical activity.

>>13349877
Unless we're talking about mount in the sexual way (and we probably are) I'm having a bit of a giggle at how wide your hips would need to be in order to straddle her thorax.