/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13328367
What what in the butt

Bunny butt

I don't have anything better to do in my life, so have this butt.

>>13328384
you
in my butt
right now

>>13328406
dude what whats supposed to go in the butt

fuggin awooooo

>>13328404
Touhou butts are a worthy cause.

wew mama lookit them butts

I made this thread once. Got banned for starting a shitstorm.

>>13328473
Patchy not fat enough

>>13328486
I remember the daiper threads. and the fart threads.

>>13328506
It was a boobhu thread.

>>13328513
Anything but the boobhu threads

>>13328486
wouldn't have gotten banned on /e/

Ahh 2hu butts...an astonishing combination which I shall call...2butts

>>13328587
kek

How about butthu?

>>13328482
3DPD get out.

How about some of the less popular butts?

>>13328749
Look at that skinny motherfucking ass.

I wanna impregnate all the same but damn

>>13328825
May be why they're not as popular. Still deserve lots of love, though.

Touhou butts have too much puffiness around vulva

I want a chubby Ran to sit on my lap!

I'm in the 2hu strip club
Cash flies like danmaku
Chen on the pole and I'm next to my waifu

I wonder how cute 2hu butts smell.

>>13329182
Probably like shit if we're being honest here.

>>13329186
Yukari's butt smells like my butt.

>>13329208
You gotta tell me what that smells like, dude.

>>13329186
Surely it doesn't smell only like shit. There has to at least be a hint of her smell on it. Maybe it has a strange allure to it that makes you want to sniff it more. And what about after she took a bath?

>>13329219
Well I use cocoa butter lotion and Yukari would be sweating a lot out of embarrassment from wearing a boy's underwear so probably like that.

>>13329226
That is one FAT ass.

>>13329243
whoa, I use cocoa butter lotion too

>>13329263
Its like the best for dry skin. Leaves your skin soft and smooth but without feeling damp or greasy.

Big 2hu butt
on your face!

>>13328482
Fran Hat, would plug.

Being suffocated by Alice's huge bum!

>>13328367
OK dude!

holy fuck

I want to bury my nose within it.

>>13329186
2hus don't poop!

>>13328482
That's a cute butt

>>13330534
Shit is cute if it's from a girl.

>>13331193
What do you think it smells like?

Sniffing butts with /jp/ !

>>13331206
Probably like shit if we're being honest here.

>>13331434
Marisas butt is clean just so you know.

I prefer breasts to butts.

>>13331486
Some smells might waft out of her poop chute, though.

>>13331501
Pleasant smells only, mind you

Chuu chuu! All aboard the caboose!

http://a.pomf.se/rrmgqa.jpg

The UFO cast has the best butts.

>>13332171
What happened to this artist?

>>13328484

The chang is buttless

Look at that hitbox

>>13332344
I want to separately smell her dress, panties and butt and analyze the resulting butt smell discrepancies.

Youkai mice have nice butts, you know.

>>13332711

>>13332713

>>13332720

>>13332726

>>13332731

>>13332713
Delicious mausbutt

Harsh noise with Nazrin!

Will there ever come a day I don't want to taste a 2hu butt?

>>13333063
Nope!

I would trade the last 10 years of my life for being able to sink my fingers in Milady's petite, tender, pale, vampire loli butt.

>>13333101
But would you even give up your tripcode on 4chan and become an anonymous poster like the rest of us?

>>13333114
You cannot provide what you offer.

No big deal, if its such a nuisance for the new jp I'll drop the trip now.

>>13333152
Remilia and Satori threads won't be as fun if you do that.

>>13332197
Last publication I saw from him was kancolle

>>13333152
Who will respond when gotham turn on the belly signal?

>>13333152
>pissing off everyone who has you filtered

>>13333404
i want more maus butt.

I want to hotdog a fat 2hu butt

I want to rest my face on a plump 2hu butt.

>>13334100
I want to sniff.

>>13334457
But thats a gross 3dpd butt.

>>13334501
It's pretty top tier for a 3D butt, you have to admit. It's fairly squishy and has nice thighs attached to it. I would rather sniff >>13328367 though.

>>13334507
I agree suikas butt is way more sniffable.

>>13334457
>>13334501
>>13334507
A week or two I blogged about my friend wearing spats when she goes cycling. I also said I would love to embed my face in her crotch and ass once she's done one day.

Well, I drunk some vodka and messaged her once I was feeling stupid enough. Through some miracle she actually both replied and said yes. What should I be expecting? She told me to come over tomorrow.

>>13334606
I don't know i've never touched a smelled or touched a girl. Maybe poop and sweat ?

>>13334618
Please excuse me i'm not feeling well since i can't write.

>>13334618
Well that's not really encouraging because I don't like scat.

>>13334618
Unless said person has poor hygiene and the feces is still somewhat fresh, you most likely won't smell it.

source: I've smelled butts before!

>>13334100
I need more like this

>>13334606
My eyes turning green for sure.
Plant a good kiss on each cheek of hers for me.

>>13336171
>>13334457

>>13334606
>>13336176
Ok, well that was interesting for sure. I'm abridging it a bit because I'm tired.
So I showed up at her house a little bit before she said she'd be back. It was a cold day so I was waiting outside for a bit.
Anyway, we went inside after she put her bike away and she blushed a bit and asked if I was ready. She laid down on her bed shirtless with her spats on, I checked if she was ready, then dove straight into her crotch, I pressed my face in fairly hard. She was kind of embarrassed and sort of squeezed her legs together, which pressed against my face. I spent probably a good 10 or 15 minutes absorbing her scent; I'd describe it as a sweet musky smell, I haven't really smelt anything that I could compare it to.

She asked something like "Does this seriously arouse you?" when I stood up - she probably noticed my pants - I sort of nodded my head and she laughed at me, then flipped over and patted her butt. I placed my head there again, and she sort of pushed against me with her legs, pushing me further in. She laughed a little at me while we were doing this. She read some pages of a novel, but got bored of it and put it down. Same scent as her crotch. I finished up and gave one of her cheeks a kiss and she gave me a surprised expression, but then it just melted into a smile. We had some coffee and biscuits then I left a short while after. She said I should come over again next week.

Ok, I need to sleep now. I can give more details in the morning if you want

>>13339297
I wish that happened to me

>>13336171
Auau~
Hai hai

>>13336171

>>13339417
I want a Mexican cutie for myself

>>13339297
how hard did you fap afterwards

>>13339297

Lewd, dude. Sounds like you'll be giving up your chance at wizardhood soon.

>>13339297
Reading this gave me an erection.

>>13339297
>gave one of her cheeks a kiss and she gave me a surprised expression, but then it just melted into a smile
That's more than just a friend, anon. Have fun being a muggle.

>>13339417
>>13339420

Fucking creeps. I don't support this.

>>13340279
Yeah, 3DPD cosplaying is pretty scary and disgusting.
I really hope you guys don't participate in such events and stay at home (/jp/).

>>13340623
I want a cute jaypee to cosplay as a 2hu for me so I can bury my face in his/her butt.

>>13340632
Me too.

>>13340638
I want to sniff and lick a cosplay butt!

>>13339488
Would you believe me if I said I didnt? I'm going to save for the next time I go over there.

>>13339722
>>13340041
Thank you. I'm happy that this happened too.

>>13340019
>>13339326
I'm glad you liked it.

>>13340934
Those weren't statements of praise, you goof. Do you know what happens to unvirgins around here?

/jp/ - Blogshit!

>>13341526
This 'blogshit' is many hundreds of times more interesting than anything you've ever posted here.

>>13342699
That's fascinating, friend! Do you have an rss feed, so that I may subscribe to your opinion soapbox?

>>13339297
>biscuits
I lost my boner instantly when I realized you were britbongs

>>13341175
I suppose. At least I'm not an /a/ crossie.

>>13343047
I'm not British, actually. New Zealand. I'm of nordic descent.

>>13330000
I know that off topic comments shouldn't be done in this manner, but ...
NICE GET, you should be checking those.

>>13339297
I don't know if i should be jealous or happy for you, but good luck anyway for your future butt sniffing adventures my friend.

>>13343647
He can't have adventures at all.

>>13339297
Can you take a pic of her butt and describe her butt's features a bit more for next time?

>>13347548
A photo I don't know about, I'll give it a go though. This thread will probably be dead by the time I get one though.

Butt features? Sure, I guess. Was there anything specific you wanted to know?
What I can tell you off the top of my head was just that it was fairly squishy, not that I know how squishy butts normally are. Her butt is probably a _very_ slightly larger than average size. Again, I don't know how large a normal butt is.
She was a bit hot from cycling, I'm assuming why she was initially a bit embarrassed along with the absurdity of actually just saying "yes" to something like this, but being a colder day it probably worked to keep her cooler than she would have normally been. Her smell was there, but not 'steaming' off her to the point where it's noticeable unless you're 'in there'.

Sorry for the lack of touhou butts, I don't have any saved.

>>13328482
Too bad this whore has a ugly face.

This thread I like.

boy butts smell even better

>>13348702
Well how tall is she, how fit is she, was her butt completely squishy or was there some toned firmness to it since you said she likes to cycle, is it to lose weight or just fun?

Would your friend let you go farther next time?

>>13352968
Ok.
She's about my height, 5'11, but I dont know how tall she is specifically.
She is probably fitter than me, but she definately isn't toned or muscular or anything.
The best comparison I could think of to her butt would be those memory foam pillows. Her butt is squishy and soft, but its not like its a marshmellow or anything. Pressing into it does have resistance. She just cycles for fun, not weight loss or anything like that. Shes quite thin already.

Going further? I don't really know. She used to be very adversed to anything lewd, but has notablly changed her view since then and is more open to the idea, I suppose she was feeling experimental which is why she agreed. I suppose she said to come over next weekend as well which is probably a good sign in that reguard.

>>13353643
Do you prefer her butt being incased in spandex/spats/bike compression shorts or do you want to get to the final level of her onion slice?

>>13358706
I have a spats fetish, so that's sort of my preference. All the same though I wouldn't mind getting further down

>>13339417
That's kinda fucked up man.

Now this is a thread I can get behind.

>>13358984
Are you going to taste her butt next time?

No dead butts. No butts dead no dead butts no. Please. ;_;

Which touhou has the best thighs?

>>13364833
Should I? I want to. How would I ask?

>>13367064
Keep laying it on, Anon. Time is your ally, here, but it can also be your enemy. You need to be persistent and forward about it. Look at what she's already done for you. Think about what you've already done for her. Think further about what YOU can do for HER.

I just wanna HUMP that RUMP

She's got thighs like she captain of a kickball team
Youmu bounces and rips her jeans
She be poppin it slow like she sipped on lean
It's Halloween if you're treatin, you can trick off green
She hit the splits now I'm lookin at Youmu all mean
Cause she thick like promethazine with codeine
I mean, damn, for one cheek you need both hands
Fug a lap dance, I got a stripper pole in my pants

>>13329159
Not your face.

I wanna be shrunk and lie down on a giant touhou butt

>>13372926
Same.

>>13368519
>>13367064
Fucking normie degenerates.

>>13339297

>>13374831
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>13339297
does she wear panties under her spats or not? This is important.

>>13379996
I'm not sure, I didn't ask. I'm not sure if pantylines through spats are even a real thing. I'm going to her house in about 3 hours though so I guess I can find out then.

>>13368519
I really don't understand what you're saying, sorry.

>>13380140
Wow dude, try to sneak in some stealth pics of her butt! And sniff her crack too.

>>13380327
So I showed up again and she was excited to see me. We did a similar thing to last time where she laid down and I pushed my head in. This time, though, she used her hands to push my head into her crotch and held me there. When she let go, I took a couple of seconds to breathe normally and asked her what she was doing; she said something like 'What, do you not think I know what you like?' with a smug smile. Needless to say, I was bright red and just buried my face back in there for a while.

When I stood up to let her get comfortable again and roll over, she pulled down her spats so they sat around her thighs, then presented her butt to me again, no panties >>13379996. I asked if she was sure and she just smiled, so I went in again. Smelled the same, less musky, but addictive. I gave her cheek a little peck and that made her giggle, so I did that every few minutes - she seemed to like it. After that, we did some other things I won't go into, but I can say I still have my MP.

Later, we watched a DVD she had laying around, Le Femme Nikita, played Mario Kart, then went out to dinner. We had burgers at a quietish place, they were quite nice. She said she wants to see me again next week, so I figure I should invite her over.

Describe anus.

>>13383068
Pink starburst shape. Not much more I could say without making stuff up; maybe next time.

>>13328367
I love Suika too.

>>13383042
>>13383334
Dude that's really hot.

>>13383042
thanks for sharing with us anon. Who wudda thought you get to this point anyway?

>>13340632
If you live in Vancouver and buy me the outfit you can

butts on page 9

>>13383042
>we did some other things I won't go into
normie and bad storyteller

>>13388655
I don't live in Vancouver and I have no money!

Hope I'm not late to the party

>>13383042
Does she make any sort of direct reactions or sounds while you're doing your thing with her butt?

>>13398156
That's not a 2hu butt

>>13402925
She giggles sometimes as though Im tickling her, she also sometimes gives a kind of mocking laugh. Apart from that, only really forcibly pushing my head in and holding it there as I mentioned.

>>13398156
Why does her butt have a 6 pack?

>>13406766
look again

need more butts

>>13411282
seymour butts

I need more crotch/butt sniffing stories to fap to. Please deliver.>>13383042
>>13348702
>>13339297

>>13414472
She's coming to my house tomorrow, sorry. I made a cake to share.

>>13417175
>>>/soc/

>>13417175
Nice, please keep us updated you lucky SOB

Who has the biggest ass???
Maybe Yukari? Yuyuko? Letty?

Fat rabbit butts

>>13419902
Letty!

>>13419902
Add Eirin to that list!!

And maybe a NEET butt.

>>13420003
I need that fat NEET butt on my face!

>>13420008
Oh my!

What about a doctor butt?

>>13420013
It's fine too, I guess.

>>13420016
NEETs must be in style then.

Mokotan has the best butt!

>>13420033

>>13420033
Whoops, I was going to say:

Just look at her hips!

>>13420583
>she doesn't know the demand for the ass
sauce?

>>13420604
Unexpectedly Honest Amanojaku Anal

Do you guys consider yourselves butt connoisseurs?

>>13420888
I'd consider myself a sophisticated butt-expert but that doesn't necessarily mean I prefer anal.

>>13420888
It is my life dream to become a Touhou's butt, or else to become a butt that is a Touhou.

I plan on gluing a plastic eyeball on my butt and scaring ZUN with it so that he'll put me in his next game.

>>13420888
I prefer Tush Taster, thank you

>>13420929

I like the way you think.

Waiting warmly.

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS MAKING MY DICK EXPLODE

>>13383042
I need more.

>>13419888
>>13430049
Sorry I'm late, I have to go in 10 minutes so I'll be quick
So on Sunday she came around to my house. I asked her if she wanted anything to eat or drink but she said no and quickly ushered me upstairs, saying she had a surprise for me with a smug grin. She told me that she hadnt showered since Thursday, so for 2 days, which made me pretty red. She just giggled at me, then told me to lay down facing up. She took off her sweater, leaving only her spats on, then jumped up on the bed and lowered her butt onto my face, holding me there for some time. It was a stronger musky smell, and there was oak wood somewhere in there as well. She kept doing this for a while, laughing in a cruel but kind way every so often, before laying down and pulling down her shorts and telling me to 'eat, because youre hungry, right?'.

After she had cooled down, she flipped over and ordered me to 'lick the sweat off her butt and thighs'. I obliged her until she was happy, at which point she gave me permission to 'finish'. Afterwards we both had a shower, then had milk and cake, then she left. She left behind her shorts, saying I 'could use them as a reminder of her scent until next week'.

>>13431458
I envy you so much.
Seriously though, I hope you're gonna get happy with that girl. Keep us updated!

>>13431458
Wow looks like she's slowly getting to enjoy her femdom role. Way to go, anon!

I too wanna lick sweat off a miko's round butt.

And an oni's.

If I lick a fairy's butt, will it freeze and stick to my tongue like ice?

>>13433377
sauna

This thread has made my penis so hard!

>>13433395
Mämmi

>>13440131
Magnificent.

I'm back again today and this thread has gotten my penis even harder this time! I'm going to play with it!

>>13441362
don't break it

>>13440131
What does it smell like?

>>13434711
Vihta.

>>13431458
Careful anon, you may be going into the deep end. Do you want to go further, knowing the consequences?

>>13339297

Which 2hu does she look like?

>>13339420

How cares about that butt. Should have focused on the beautiful uncovered back right next to her.

>>13446811
Masennus.

Fundoshi and 2hu butts go too well together

Any newhu butt

Why are her pants so tight?

>>13446903
Peppu.

VIINA

>>13454718
Krapula

>>13454513
She wants to display the grooves of her asshole.

>>13454750
Perkele.

>>13454777
Saatana.

>>13454777
N-nazrin! I can see your bum!

>>13454814
I want to lick the bum.

>>13454788
Helvetti.

>>13454840
I want to bury my face in it!

>>13454840
Taivas.

>>13454867
Jeesus

>>13454882
Pelastaa.

>>13328367
Looks smelly butts.

>>13454885
Jehovat.

>>13455151
Muslimit.

>>13454513
Comfort.

>>13446872
It's kind of hard to say, actually. Probably a mix of Mystia and Reimu.

>>13446832
Of course.

Why are asses so perfect?

>>13465712
Because the lewdest things come out of them

>>13455235
Lestadialaiset.

>>13420929
>be literally a wizard
feels like being cucked by literally every girl on Earth. the superpowers were a lie.

>>13443097
I didn't break it but I hurt myself pretty bad and it wasn't fun... Now I'm back and with all these new pictures I can't help but want to try again!!

>>13466275
who are you quoting?

>>13329172
>Chen smacking Chen's ass...

Okay i admit i chuckled alittle.

Story time?

>>13468565
I want more story time.

Is this acceptable to tap?

>>13466216
Ateistit

mamizou butt where

>>13469732

>>13468565
Im happy to keep writing up, but I dont want to be shitpost-blogging as I have been if people dont want it, like some others expressed. Is it suitable if I just post whenever someone asks if Im browsing, or something like that?

I like stories.

>>13474135
>>13474291
Me too. Especially when you peck her on the buttocks and she giggles.

>>13474135
then, could you post moar whenever you get a chance
Or get a tumblr to talk about your stories, either way works, since thread may be reaching bump limit

>>13468565
based anon, where are you?

>>13483598
Sorry, I'm here. I guess I'll just post here and in future butt threads. I really hate tumblr in general, so I'd prefer to not use it. I hope a story every 1 or 2 weeks isn't too spammy, I feel as though I'm walking a fine line.

Last weekend didn't involve much butt, I'm sorry to say.

She came over to my house again. It was raining on the weekend, so she didn't have a chance to cycle or anything before, but she wore some spats anyway. I offered her a coffee and she just ignored me, ordering me to "show me your porn". I was kind of surprised, and asked if she was sure, she gave me a kind of smug devilish smile and said yes.

I got my laptop and we sat down on my bed. I was sort of embarrassed when I pulled up the directory, and handed it over to her to look through. The first thing she did after browsing for about half a minute was to mock me and say 'You just fap to anime girls?'. I ventured a nervous yes and she just smiled at me with mocking amusement. She made comments on some of my folders, namely my loli, spats, facesitting and pantyhose ones. She opened up this NSFW picture (http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2396437)) and raised an eyebrow, then turned to me and asked me if she looked like Kogasa. I mumbled something inaudible, then she reached over and grabbed at my crotch, asking if she looked like her now, as she stuck out her tongue. She kept groping me as she cycled through a bunch of the pictures, stopping at this NSFW picture (http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2505020).). She asked if Hatate was being penetrated through her shorts, and I told her yes. Another smug smile, 'Hmm, think about how good that would feel, to do that with me'. She reached into my pants and told me to keep looking at the picture, while she did some lewd ASMR talking. She polished me off, then waved her butt at me and said 'Aww, maybe we can try that next time'.

I went to clean off while she continued browsing through my folders.

>>13484476
What a goddamn keeper. You lucky bastard.

>>13484476
Mmmh looks like she's grown to enjoy toying with you.
I believe you shouldn't let her stomp on you like that. Unless she uses her butt, of course.

>>13329186
Actually probably not with the Youkai anyway, they don't eat much so they would not poo much.

>>13484476
I got a boner from that, thanks

>>13484476
>girl interested in looking through your porn
>she doesn't make you delete it.
yep, good catch.

>>13468595
it'd be offensive to not tap anon.

>>13484476
Please get some kind of blog or something, holy shit.

Ready.

>>13420082
yes pls

>>13484476
What does a butthole taste like?

>>13505705
Eirin's butt?

Thread is so slow :'(

>>13510573
Best BBA booty in Gensokyo

>>13510782
I posted all of my Eirin butts elsewhere.

I think all Touhous need huge, fat, round butts.

>>13510813
I like how you think.

Sumireko butt when?

>>13510832
I want to sniff that smelly sweaty butt !

>>13457463
>>13454882
>>13454840
>>13447494
>>13420082
>>13420003

>>13512486
>tfw she will never ever let you see her bootyful ass

>>13332002
What is up with her head. Has she got a sidetail?

>>13484476
Story time?

A double butt post

I hate it when the artist draws a butt and the thighs don't touch.

>>13328367
agreed

>>13420888
I prefer Butt Brigadier

>>13484476
is there an update to this before thread hits limit

>>13544401
Keep your monster shit in the monster girl threads.

>>13528945

>>13544401
he said he'd post in future butt threads so don't worry

>>13510566
Im not sure I could really say.

>>13531826
Sorry, we didnt see each other this week. I was busy on Sunday and she on Saturday.

>>13544401
See >>13544462

>>13546828
Previous week?

>>13549068
see >>13484476

>>13550091
Refers to 9/10
Latest refers to 23/24
16/17 is unaccounted for.

>>13551900
Oh come on, as much as I love his stories, this is borderline stalking.

I'm back just in time to shoot another load of semen to these amazing pics!

Goodbye butts.