/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for jinko

>Guy has an autism fit over an alp in the OP
>Makes the next thread early and uses an alp

>>13320163
Teasing about her big fat cow tats

>Alp two times in a row

OP we need variety.

>>13320161
Really faggot?
>>13320174
I guess that's alright.

>>13320161
>Alp OP
>incoming hour of butthurt
Keep it up OP. You're weeding out all the pathetic boypussy haters.

>>13320186
Alps are the hero these threads deserve. But not the one it needs right now. So we'll bully her. Because she can take it.

>>13320161
I just cant like women with short hair

Its just not my cup of tea I guess

Something on Fallen Brides from Kenkou's twitter:
>Question What is the strength of the picture book world of the characters (demon daughter) will come occasionally, but quite difficult!
>Specific examples of somehow, Will Marina impression that has been done easily in Deruera (when human) is also strong in about washable a bullet in the wind pressure when wield the sword. The fantasy thing the world. And mobs Human mobs there are HP and defensive force to the extent that not die even if Buttobasa to the wind pressure in demon daughter! The fantasy thing the world.

>>13320161
How would you bully an alp?

>>13320200
So something about wind and a bullet? What?

>>13320201

trick it into a closet, basement or on the roof of some building. Lock the door.

Forget about it.

bonus points if it was possible to do it "accidentally" without direct interaction - ignoring is best bullying.

>>13320161
Yaaaaay, another Alp thread.
>"He keeps kickin' me in the dick. Why?! Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?!"
Naw j/k it's gonna be all foxes, creepy crawlies, and dragons with a nice healthy short stack of tanuki like always.

>>13320201
make her watch while I fuck my waifu. Then the waifu gets cummed on and she gets to watch me push cum into a chuffing jinko's mouth with my dick.

>>13320201
I wouldn't. I don't really have an interest in bullying.

>>13320200
This is some top level Engrish.

What is an alp?

Inb4 "the OP pic is"

>>13320219
It's what the picture in the OP is.

>>13320219
In the MGE it's an Incubus that turned into a girl because he wanted the D.

>>13320214
>creepy crawlies
Don't mind if I do
Threadly dose

>>13320219
If you're truly uninitiated and not trolling, it's the gender-transformation monstergirl.
There are no homos in Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Guys who wanted the D magically turn into reverse traps.

>>13320219
Lurk more newfag

>>13320201
Help her to reach stage 3

>>13320225
Actually no they do not. They need to be an Incubus first or transform into one.

>>13320227

Yeah naw.

>>13320225
>>13320221


OIC thank you.

>>13320230
I wasn't going to bore him with a metaphysical treatise on subconsciously-primed demonic energy smothering the spirit energy font in a proto-alp's quasi-incubised soul.
But yes.

>>13320201
>Force her to wear extremely frilly clothes
>Put vibrators in both her holes
>Take her to hang out with people she knew back before she alped.
>Constantly molest her when people aren't looking.
>Taunt her by whispering in her ear "Calm down, you wouldn't want your friends to see how much of a cock starved cum slut you've become do you? Or maybe you do. You want them to see you twitch and writhe as every one of you tight holes is violated. You want them to glare at you in disgust as they watch you lay violated lying in a puddle of cum."

>>13320235
Were you looking at a thesaurus the entire time you typed that?

>>13320243
Not even that guy, but noooo?
Those are all fairly common words.

>Alp OP yet again.
Why?

has anyone found any automatic translation tools to help with untranslated moon eroges/games? Or even a way to actually select the text inside the game to copy into google translate?

>>13320250
Go out into town and ask random people over when is the last time they used/heard quasi, treatise, or metaphysical.

>>13320243
I'm Britfag, m80.
We learn the Queen's proper like, or we get transported to Australia on a prison ship.

>>13320252
Yes. Google "ChiiTrans".

>>13320255
They'll still send you there for shits and giggles, mate.
The crown has no respect for those who work to put the food on their table.

>>13320256

thank you

>>13320252
You're looking for a machine translator. A lot of options but they're all garbage. Don't expect any kind of accuracy.

>>13320224
You.. I like you..

>>13320229
What if I want her to have small breast?

>>13320255
Join us, the kangaroo girls are great

I want to hug a monster girl! Dubs decide what I hug, trips decide what I get hugged by. All hugs are tender and loving, quads and I get raped.rk

>>13320268
Matango

>>13320268
Oomukade!!

>>13320268
Sure why not. I chose Grizzly.

>>13320268
Cheshire.

>>13320268
>>13320272
Dammit! Alp!!

>Alp OP again

If he does it one more time next thread, he's onto something. We need variety. Also, Alps an unattractive shit.

>>13320277
>Alp
It has to be this way.

>>13320267
I'd rather the vessel get shipwrecked en route and I get picked up by a lewd, long-suffering sea slime.
Pomus never ;__;

>>13320277

>>13320277
>>13320282
He got off easy. My next one was Ushi-Oni.

>>13320277
Is it Cuntboy Appreciation Day because there is a strange amount of alp love going on today.

>>13320289
I was going to suggest a Pufferfish mermaid with inflating breasts.

>>13320201
Never give her love.
Direct all love onto other, cuter monstergirls.

>>13320266
Use condoms?

>>13320266
>What if I want her to have small breast?
They could do that, depending on their partners preferences and whether they "awaken to the joys of being a woman."

>>13320288

Why not love slimes? They can take the shape of any monstergirl you want, and you can fuck any part of their body.

>>13320296
I've been thinking.
In a monstergirl filled world, wouldn't condoms become niche fetish stuff? Cum denial and all that, you know?

>>13320290
They're trying to get Alp to write

>>13320301
Good try, slimeball.
Every "shape" is just a puddle of goo.
Jello fetish is good.

>>13320305
I just like Alps, but also, yes.

>>13320301
Doppelganger lol

>>13320292
That sounds absolutely adorable.
>Flat chested mermaid has a crush on local fisherman.
>He prefers bigger breasts, so he never really paid attention to her.
>She sees him gawking at some other mermaid and gets jealous.
>Calls out to him and he turns to loo at her.
>She breathes in as deep as she can and puffs out her chest.
>Went from flat to instant EE breasts
>They got married a week later.

>>13320290
I like small breast.

>>13320292
Way better

>>13320297
Onwards to stage 3!

>>13320305
Well, since someone asked about it last thread and I didn't respond in time:
Mrs Stripes is not a Cheshire. I repeat. Not a Cheshire. She just likes to wear a purple tracksuit because she's athletic and stuff.

>>13320292
>tits grow when frightened
Sounds familiar

>>13320224
Daily reminder that you're fetishizing a venomous arthropod that's basically just a more repulsive snake.
And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.
>captcha "gnarc"

>>13320318
Still good. Hell, finally a cat girl... woman... GMILF that's not a Cheshire.

>>13320321
My thoughts exactly when I came up with her. She's also a DEMANDING lover, with all the demanding powers of a cat.

>>13320318
>The greatest trick the cheshire pulled was convincing the world she wasn't a cheshire

>>13320240
>TFW this is all my fetish
I want to do this hard to an Alp

>>13320319
Haughty, pale flat form never.
Such a shame.

>>13320320
>venomous arthropod that's basically an awesome many legged snake
>And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.
I know, right? There awesome.

http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

Here's another 3,000 words or so of Mimiru's story translated. Sorry for the irregular update schedule, but I am currently in Seminar Paper Hell.

This part completes all the buildup and ends with the baphomet making her entrance, so the next update will feature a wizard fight and then the start of the transformation scene.

>>13320320
Daily reminder I don't care, I want to be wrapped in her coiled body and stroked by her many leg

>>13320327
I was looking forward to more of this. Thanks.

>>13320320
Can someone please make a MG version of this Please!

>>13320320
Never underestimate the power of fetishes

>>13320327

doing god's work. not christian god or any like it... but definitely some god's.

Dragons?

>alp
Can't we just not reply, and make a real thread?

>>13320330
With stroking back her hair and antennae and kissing the nape of her neck.

>>13320343
Not this shit again

>"Happy birthday to me....."
>Your tears were dripping into the cake. You were 25. Fucking 25 and you were alone. On the fucking full moon. You had even left the fucking door open.
>"It's like I have a fucking curse or something..."
>You walked over to the fridge. Leftovers from that local Korean restaurant. Again. For the 8th time this month. You opened up the laptop. At least you had internet. you began to change your clothes into a more skimpier version of 'casual wear.'
>You began to position your camera. You logged onto to rape.tv. It was your night time job. You were ashamed to do it, but you had to make ends meet somehow.
>You began to prepare himself. You were a whore after all, and nobody wants a moody whore.

>"Hey guys! How are you all doing? I love every one of you, and today is indie friday!"
>You cringed at yourself for saying that. You wanted to puke. Would that create views?
>"Today were going to play Raper 3! I saw it requested by alot of you girls, so umm... let's play!"
>Oh right, you had to giggle now. Works everytime. Views are up to 400 and you already got $30. Anonsgreatestfan huh? She has been giving you a lot of donations lately. Eh, a bit creepy but money was never a bad thing.
>"Thank you anonsgreatestfan for donating $30 dollars!"
>What a bunch of faggots. Hell, you don't even like playing videogames. You position yourself 'accidentally' on camera to show the accentuated 'curves' in your pants. This raised views to at least a 1000+

>>13320343
I think you're overreacting, Alps aren't that bad. Theyre cute and fun to bully! Dire Alps are especially cute to cuddle and love!

>>13320341
Dragons.
>>13320343
This is a real thread. You got a problem?

>>13320343
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this thread.

>>13320343
Nothing wrong with this thread, OP is just a faggot. As usual. Need a new monstergirl next thread though.

>>13320351
I want a Dragon girl to cuddle me using her arms, wings, and tail.

>>13320301
But anon, I do love slimes.

>>13320349
>Dire Alps are especially cute to cuddle and love!
Seems like a waste not to throw in some rape. Which may or may not simply be hip rattling vigorous sex with her on top after which she's all distressed that she raped the guy.

>>13320322
What story is this and can I have a link to it?

>>13320363
Go and write some new story already faget.

>>13320373
In the OP

>>13320373
http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

It's not about the cat though, and she's only a side character at the moment.

>>13320363
Part with Alice in it > Dragonslut party > Lamiaslut party > Slimeslut party

Alright alp lovers it's time for Dante Must Die Mode:

>Her computer contains gigabytes upon gigabytes of doujins by Ruuen Rouga, DATE, Maruneko, Yajiro Masaru, at least two x-change games, the list on. The point is, she can tell you *exactly* why she became an Alp, and she's probably the world record holder for "Fastest transition from Stage 2 to 3"
>Absolutely shameless. Leaves the shower door unlocked, joins you in masturbating, uses egg vibrators constantly, etc
>Although there isn't a single trace of the stuttering spaghetti-dropping mess you'd expect her to be, her tastes, cooking preferences, and the timing in which she brings new shit home for the both of you leads you to believe she can read your mind

How would you go about bullying this monster? Is she going to be bullying you instead?

>>13320376
Fair enough, thanks.

>>13320374
No.
New chapter of old one today, though. Promise.

>>13320384
>Is she going to be bullying you instead?
Probably this. But what would Bully Alps be like?

>>13320386
I assure, the cat will feature in it prominently in the future. The grim darkness of the future, shrouded in mystery.

Fucking elves. Seriously.

Just look at those lewd bodies and those fat titties. They would fit better with the cows grazing outside than inside with the real people, claiming to be members of a supposedly 'superior' race.

And just look at those handlebar ears ready to be grabbed by an orc, human or beastman and used as leverage for thrusting into those jiggly asses and depositing their seed inside or spanking them until their ass-cheeks turn completely red.

Fucking shits claim to be better simply because they can surf down staircases and can't be poisoned, but that just means they can't enjoy getting happily drunk like the rest of the sentient races. Alcohol is not for animals anyway.
Besides, they might not be able to get drunk, shoot your semen right in their face and you will see how fucking high the little addicts get from it. Bet you could just leave a bowl filled with semen right in the middle of their queen's throne room and every elf in that room would start rubbing it against themselves, like cats and catnip.

Whatever happened to Succuvirus? Can we talk about that?

>You will never aid Succuvirus in making a robot she can control like it's her real body

>>13320393

>>13320346
He should just go outside on a full moon. Gauranteed succes*.

*Might or might not result in an Ushi-Oni husband.

>>13320397
>>13320393
Time to format the hard drive.

>>13320384
She and I are gonna have so much fun.

>>13320387
Thought it was someone else.

>>13320384
To me the whole point of bullying alps is to get them to break down and go into stage 3. She's already there, so what's the point.

What's the worst Christmas gift you can give to your waifu and daughteru? \

>>13320397
Bitch better be anonymously wiring money into my account if she wants me to be able to afford shit for her.

>>13320384
Damn, this is like the shameless dragonsluts from the last thread. She can't be bullied. She doesn't need to be bullied, she needs to be bent over the nearest applicable surface and be bred.

>>13320384
Neglect is the easiest method of bullying

>>13320397
I want to bully a Succuvirus by strapping magnets to my rigid cock and slapping her right in the computer screen, smearing my ionized juices all over her face.

>>13320414
That's exactly what she wants.

>>13320416
This.

>>13320397
She better not slow me down when I'm playing MOBA games

>>13320418
All that will do is ruin your monitor.

>>13320412
Socks.

>>13320384
>Cool confident sporty Alp
>Wimpy stuttering subby Human Boy
I want to see this happen and see how it'd turn out

>>13320391
There is no error in this post

>>13320384
Continue to treat the alp like the man she used to be.
Call them by their old name, call them dude and bro, high five them, point out other women to them constantly and most importantly, if they ever show interest in you, respond with "Hey man, you some kind of fag or something?"

>>13320412
A chastity belt.

>>13320423
That'll teach her.

>>13320424
I don't think there is any monster unable to use socks outside of ghosts and Will o' Wisps.

>>13320413
I wouldn't worry about that. You'll have more important things to worry about when you get infected by a succuvirus.

>>13320429
Are you a harem MC by chance?

>>13320430
Socks are still the worst gift you can give anyone for Christmas.

>>13320430
> not expecting them to be used as cumsocks to jerk you off if they can't find your onahole

>>13320433
As someone who's experienced being homeless and going through Christmas with no presents for years, I've learned that socks are better than people think.

>>13320384
>Is she going to be bullying you instead?
An Alp bully. Fascinating concept.

>>13320389
>But what would Bully Alps be like?

I imagine she's read all of your doujins and watched your pornos, and teases you by acting out the personalities of the girls in them, but never quite getting to the sexy parts on her own, as if she's daring you to make the next move.

>You try to turn a corner
>You bump into the Alp
>Toast flies out of her mouth, she clutches her forehead, and you think you can see crocodile tears coming out of her eyes
>Her soaked panties are on display, as well as the pink cord that's snaked into them
>"Kyaaa! Don't look!"
>Wat do

>>13320435
>Masturbating using a regular sock
Ouch.

>>13320346
>You began to prepare himself. You were a whore after all, and nobody wants a moody whore
I doubt most monstergirls care about that

>>13320442
Meanwhile, inna deep woods...

>>13320390
Alp did make promises to that extent, but
>Alp promises

>>13320446
In fact they may write it off as him being Tsundere, and get even more exited.

>>13320442
I did something with multiple Alraunes once.
Nobody noticed because something more interesting was going on.

>>13320410
How do you even do that? Know who anonymous posters are?
I thought it was all bullshitting, but then someone did it to me accurately once and now I live in awe and fear of the mighty power of all the wizards in the thread

>>13320450
Stop questioning you little bitch!

>>13320432
>Are you a harem MC?
No?

>You'll have more important things to worry about
Yeah. Like where else can I slap her with my magnet dick? The hard drive?

>"A-Anon, no! You'll fuck your computer up!"
>"Your filthy mouth says that, but your smoking body is more honest. Look at how electricity you are. Are you sure this fire doesn't mean you're enjoying it? Don't worry. I'm a kind lover. I'll make uTorrent."

>>13320439
I look away, apologize profusely, and try to help her up, and offer to pic her up some breakfast, or maybe perhaps coffee later, as long as she stops being so confoundedly lewd.

>>13320442
I can't tell whether these are fairies, elves, or alraunes

>>13320436
I've not been homeless but people constantly shit on getting new clothes for Christmas when in reality, a new pair of socks or pajamas or something of the like can be really nice.

>>13320452
They seem like alraunes, but I think they're just dark elves.

>>13320455
> spoiler
Well played

>>13320451
>Male tsundere
Yes.

>>13320454
Don't make me bully you.

>>13320460
Believe me, a warm meal, socks, and/or new cloths is MUCH nicer than people think. Of course we're not kids anymore so we don't have toys on the mind when thinking of that day.

>>13320465
>so we don't have toys on the mind when thinking of that day
Yeah, we don't, haha

>>13320464
That's not how things work in this thread. I said there would be a cat, and a cat there will be. In the very next update she'll show up to bake some buns unexpectedly.

>>13320439
I don1t have any doujins like that. Though that would be preferable to the alternatives from the ones I do have.

>>13320467
It's expected now, way to ruin the surprise.

>>13320467
>>13320471
God, you're such a fucking loser Alp.

>>13320467
I wanted some buns in her oven, but that'll suffice for now.

>>13320471
Not much of a surprise when this is the first sentence in the update:
>To my surprise, my neighbour showed up today.

>>13320478
>some buns in her oven
Don't get ahead of yourself. First she comes over. There's some awkward introducing. Then there's baking. Then there's eating. Then a little cooking. Then some more eating. Then there's molting.

>>13320466
>Christmas as a kid
>Expect toys
>Get clothing
>Get pissed

>Christmas as an adult
>Expect something
>Get clothing
>Either get mildly upset or actually like them
Do you think monsters are the same way? Would a Wurm get pouty if you didn't get her that DoombaX5 toy she wanted?

>>13320322
>She's also a DEMANDING lover

Now add creepy crawly venom to that. Oh my, how titillating.

>>13320485
See, this guy gets it.

>>13320391
BIG
FAT
BOUNCY
TATS

>>13320462
>"Maybe I should patch you to get a tail and ears, you naughty little Firefox."
>"No! Your shit is literally catching on fire! Listen to me you dense motherfucker!"
>"Uhn, How do you like my modem log pumping in and out of your Open Office? I-I think I'm gonna Quicktime all over your Dropbox!"
>"Oh god, quick Google, call the fire station!"

>>13320488
Unf!
>>13320493
Double unf!

Kraken's shy cuttlefish imouto when?

>>13320453
Noticed a few traits in the thread I believed were connected to that writefag in one way or another, so I thought t'was him. I seem to be into gathering stuff on people maniac-style and tossing it to them on every chance I have. Eh, works almost never and failed now.
>someone did it to me accurately once
>Alp
Really dude? You're easily traced after an hour of being here.

>>13320224
Thanks Doc

>>13320493
If only Horitomo didn't draw such atrocious vaginas.

>>13320501
That's not me though.

>>13320501
B-but I'm not Alp.
Your powers are weak, old man

>>13320391
>orc
>beastman
I thought they were purged. Don't give me reasons to join the paladins.

>>13320320
>And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.

TOUCH
FUZZY
GET
D
I
Z
Z
Y

>>13320433
A man can't have enough socks. I'll gladly take a new pair of socks.

>>13320480
Sounds delightful, I have high expectations for the next update.

>>13320522
No, please don't. I'm not even writing it now, just watching Victory Gundam.

>>13320384
Well, MGs change their bodies to match their lovers preferences to a certain extent and I like Chubby and muscle
So she be Strongfat, giving me two vectors of attack. I can poke fun about how she's not longer a curvy woman fit for a catwalk.
I could grab a handful of her chub and make fun of how she must have been hitting the hathor a bit more.
I could also stroke the rock hard muscle below her chub, how she no longer looks feminine at all and must be to solid to cuddle.

>>13320504
>>13320506
Just proves how bad I am at it. Still, I will never refuse to believe it was Nieb earlier in the thread.

>>13320518

+

>>13320441

>finally gets what Dumbledore was talking about

>>13320526
It's cool, Alp. You do your thing and when the time comes I'll do mine and rip into you for all the faults and missed opportunities in the update. With a constructive purpose, of course.

I want an Alp to flick me in the nose and call me her Bitchboy! I want her to make me massage and lick her feet! I want her to laugh at me!

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. I had nothing to do with the making of this one, I apologize for any shitstorms that may be caused by Alps being used in multiple OPs in a row, and I'm a huge faggot that sucks dicks every day. Thank you.

>>13320545
Now I feel bad... Just a couple more episodes first though.

>>13320526
Aren't the old men just the best in Victory? They're so genre savvy.

>A boy?
>Good with machines?
>Falling into a Gundam like fate?
>JACKPOT!
>You're our new ace pilot!

>B-but I'm the trained pilot.

>Shut up bitch. I was a boy in early UC and god just handed us the war.
>OYW
>Gryps
>NZW
>Char's Rebellion
>The box and the end of the Republic of Zeon
>You don't know shit about boys and Gundams
>Just try to stay out of his way.

>>13320530

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. I really fucking love Cait Sith. Bob and I love to start shit in these threads as we collude and plan how to kill these threads in our #tailpussy club. Assimilate or die. Manticores are love, Manticores are life.

>>13320554
Also dat Marbet.

>>13320161

> Deliberately uses Alp again
> Uses the term "Daddy-o," known bait
> Puts the Blog and Wordpress in the OP

So I see the closet /lgbt/ fags and/or fujoshit-fag are pushing their agenda again and trying to get these threads banned.

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. A Dragon is fine but Anubis is even better. I don't know which is superior, but regardless I'd want them to put a collar around me and make me theirs!

>>13320327
Doing gods work.
This one is much better written than Willimaria's.
Hell, Elt even seems to have a personality this time and has regularly interacted with the heroine.

>>13320559
Wait, since when has "Daddy-O" been bait? I started using it to be cheesy and campy way back when.

>>13320555
So did I got it or fucked up? Don't be gentle, I'm well past having any self-esteem left after this and just enjoy the shame ride.

>>13320559

I think its generally getting back at the guy who made another thread because he hated having an alp as the OP last time. Alps are shit, but making a new thread to spite the other is autismal as fuck and will get the threads banned if we aren't careful.

>>13320301
Slimes and Lava Golems may not be as perfect as some of the undead, but they are still love.

>>13320442
>tfw can't go innawoods without getting pestered by these damn plant kids

>>13320563
> Hell, Elt even seems to have a personality this time and has regularly interacted with the heroine.
I don't like it.
How am I supposed to self-insert if the guy isn't a blank slate?
There's a time and a place for a developed male MC, and this is not it.

But I still love you Sky, hope grad school is treatin' you right. My workload was vastly reduced, not increased, at postgrad level, so you must have joined Training From Hell College or something.

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. Really, I'm just a huge slut for undead girls, and would gladly a ghoul, wight, lich and zombie, all at the same time if I have to. That includes cannibalistic water spirits of vengeance

>You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her all day

>>13320594
Penywise goddammit.

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. There is nothing wrong with letting a nice Fox girl have your liver. Really. I mean, does anyone even use their liver? When was the last time you used yours? Why can't you just be a nice guy and let her have that liver then?

>>13320594
Poundfoolish plz

>>13320547
Me too.

WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW
SHE CAN MAKE YOU GO WOW

>>13320597

what kind of experiments?

because almost everyone has one or two they want performed on them by a pretty girl. But the thing about experiments is that once there is a large enough result set, researchers tend to move on to other experiments... or other test subjects

>>13320575
A queen slime would be nice, ever since they redid the profile you can have a harem and still be loyal to one girl.

>>13320592
Eh, Elt seems pretty laid back and his little exchange with Mimiru is something I'd probably have.
I honestly don't know if I'd be able to get over the fact that she's a little girl.
There would be teasing.
So much teasing.

>>13320594
>I'm just a huge slut for undead girls
Never should have guessed.

>ghoul, wight, lich and zombie, all at the same time
Alright, now this I really wouldn't have guessed.

>>13320604
My brother. Being bullied by an Alp is the best! It's the final frontier of being bullied by Monster Girls!

>>13320615
You're all nuts.

Alpanon - Vertex is first story with a dark-elf that actually made me curious about dark-elves. And right now with the way you left it, it's just one giant tease.

>>13320588

>Hey anon unplug your nose and have some of my nectar!

>>13320622
I'm sorry. It's just that people aren't interested in it so I've been working on other stuff.

>This entire thread minus OtherSideOfSky

>>>/lgbt/

>>13320623

AHNUCHEEKIBREEKI

IV DAMKI

Huh, didn't know Kakuen got translated.

>>13320628
Who are you quoting?

>>13320442
I really want to like Alraunes and plantgirls in general, but the fact that they can't move don't make them very appealing.

>>13320633
For those yet to see it...

>>13320599
>>13320603
They all funpost down here, georgie

>>13320613
I don't get it

>>13320619
Don't call them nuts Anon, bullying them just encourages. Hell, maybe these guys are so bullied that it no longer affects them, and they have to resort to wanting to be bullied by the lowest of the low just to feel pathetic enough to satisfy their sick lust.

God have mercy on those who dare attempt to comprehend their twisted warped tastes. And the poor Alps they harass into bullying them.

>>13320636
I imagine that even mobile monstergirls would keep me chained up in the rape cave or, at best, tied to the bed; I ain't gonna be going anywhere.
So immobile mgs that also aren't going anywhere don't faze me in the slightest.

>>13320638
They are OK but I don't particularly like the hedonism aspect.
I just want to engage in kung fu shenaniganry with my monkey waifu.

>>13320638
They are pretty bland.
>They are very agile and literally can't stop having sex.
>That's about it.

>>13320615
I'm not averse to the idea, but only if it's done by an Alp like in >>13320384

>>13320638
>doesn't rape
>masturbates thinking about the human she likes
>evidence of actual love for being the species the closest to humans
>the moment they have sex they become drooling mindless puppets

KAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13320645
>I don't get it
It was obvious that you like undead, but the depths of your undead sluttery were unexpected.

>>13320653

>"OH MY GOD KC, A BAD ENDING!"
>"A BAD ENDING?!"

>>13320650
>>13320653

In the older profiles there wasn't a length requirement. Now there is for the English TL version for whatever stupid reason. Hence why you get 3 paragraphs of useful info then 5-6 of "lol, sex." Thanks MGR/Brolen.

>>13320651
They also have fat arses

>>13320648
Well, if there's internet is not that bad.

>>13320663
I'll give them that.

>>13320651
Agreed.
And I'm not an ass man either.
Gets filed under "I'm sure I'd get Stockholm Syndrome'd into a drooling primate-slut if she caught me, but I ain't gonna go looking for monkeybutts"

>>13320622
>>13320625
And just so we're clear on this, I'll get back to it. STAY TUNED!

>>13320661
Awesome,
because that isn't going leave out important info or fall into a pattern of "They are good at this and SEEEEEEEX!"
I continue to wish that this was in a languge that wasn't moon rune.

>>13320663
The best kind.

>>13320655
They are just so great. And the best thing about undead girls is all girls is undead girls. You a dragon slut? Enjoy your dracolich. Spiderlover? A spiderwight might. Fish? Her sisters will eat you. Is your waifu a wolfu? Ghoulwoulfu.

>>13320672

It kind of already is stuck in that pattern. They're even going back and pushing "fixed" versions of the old profiles so that they become even more watered down.

>>13320677
I know and I honestly don't know why, its one thing to go back and clean up some edits, lord knows what may/may not be right with the older ones, but limiting size arbitrarily like that is only going to reduce their quality because you have to cut out content.
My guess is they are cutting back the size purely for aesthetic value.

>>13320612
My giantess fetish wants a slime that cannot divide at all so she just gets bigger and bigger
>No slime waifu that you can swim in

>>13320683

No you misunderstand. They are ADDING needless paragraphs.

With the Monkey, for example, you only need paragraphs 1, 2, 3, and 7

>>13320691
They are adding them?
Ok, that causes another issue of flooding profiles with extra crap

>>13320691
Wait what? Explain how, and explain how adding bullshit that wasn't in the original is a translation?

>>13320674
>Ghoulwoulfu.
My God, it's glorious.

>>13320661
> In the older profiles there wasn't a length requirement. Now there is for the English TL version for whatever stupid reason

I don't understand. Are you saying the MGR translations just make stuff up to fill space?
I Wouldn't put it past them, but it seems particularly stupid

>>13320496
Wouldn't cuttlefish be less shy? I mean, she's got so much more backbone.

Bobanon here. I've decided to make a new CYOA for you guys, just choose a couple of monster girls you'd like for our MC to meet and let's go! I've also got a few really kinky ideas about this, not revealing anything now but expect some fresh shifts from normal smut...
Also, guess what guys! I've made it to Amazon.com, stuff is both paperback and hardcover, and they already sold over a thousand copies! Just wanted to tell you this won't be ever possible without thread's support and fair advice.

>>13320708
[Anon Intensifies]

>>13320697
>>13320698
>>13320701
>>13320701

Any semi-competent translator would look at the lines about sex and reduce them down to a single paragraph (if that) while still maintaining the original intent. But not Brolen. He literally translates everything in the most dry and verbose manner possible. He claims this is to be complete and to satisfy the terms of his paid contract.

It's like watch some cooking show on TV and the Host explains how to move the pot from the sink to the stovetop every 5 minutes. You can see them doing it and there is no purpose besides filling dead air.

>>13320708
This sounds like a post designed to be as triggering as possible.
But I'll give you a chance 'cos I'm a forgiving soul. Ghoul.

>>13320708
Lets try a Kraken girl, they're underloved.

>>13320708

> Amazon.com

I fucking wish. Then we could report him and any future things me makes as Advertising spam just like LDR.

>>13320717
You know KC makes books, can we report these threads?

>>13320699
>She'll never sit in your lap and watch tv with you, as you hug her, tail wagging slightly
>She'll never lightly, absentmindedly gnaw on your arm just because its there, seeing as how she's slumped into the hug, and your arms have risen up to cross over her mouth and shoulders, like a scarf made of husband.

>>13320723
WRITE IT! SOMEONE!

>>13320725

There's no one left to write it. RS' Khornate Ushi killed everyone.

>>13320708
Go fuck yourself. I know this is what you want to hear.

>>13320728
Phooey.

>>13320645

>>13320711
I'd be mad, but I've been putting up with this crap for 2 years now. It's just a grim feeling of "they're at it again"

>>13320706
Charon pls

>>13320739

Exactly. The Per/Brolen cabal has been running the MGE show for a long time. Not even a scandal like harassing KC/Exet was enough to remove them. Hope you enjoy their version of MGE though, because that's all you're going to get!

>>13320725
I would but I'm writing other things right now. Like the wightharem from a thread or two ago. Don't expect it any time soon because I still have Ghoul to finish, but I've got the characters for the harem down and that's a start. Big, soft ara titwight, small tomboyish buttwight and a tall, lithe legwight. Should be fun.

>>13320734
>"Come on bucko..."
>She cups her breasts
>"Don't you want a baloon?"

>>13320750
>wightharem
The one about the cuddling and the pretending to be feral?
UNF!

>>13320756
That's the one. Haven't done a harem before so it'll be good experience making that group dynamic feel natural and not awkward. Any one have any tips?

>>13320711
Can't say anything on Brolen's TL quality or whatever, but they don't seem to 'add' anything to old profiles. As much as I'm concerned, they just check and/or expand the info using book profiles. Plus some of the older ones actually need re-check since they were TL'd eons ago and by God knows who, and remembering that part in Lizard's old profile stating 'If the dude loses, his life is in danger' that guy didn't appear to be very good.

Lich/Ghoul (whichever fits better) and Lamia please

>>13320762
Well the most important thing about the group's dynamics is that every character is unique and has a different relationship with every other character.
It's not like I've ever written a harem before either.

>>13320768
Yeah I'll have to be careful to keep in mind that they are characters beyond just being this guy's wife.

random.org

Roll 1-10

You are locked in an old english castle for one night. Four predatory Monster Girls are lurking, each Christmas Cake status. Each not having cuddled in years. Each hungry for a husband. If you can survive the night virgin, you may receive 1 Million dollars, and if you wish can ask a lady of your choice out to dinner with you and enjoy an equal relationship, if you want. You can choose not to engage any of them, or try a femdom/maledom one if it suits you. Get caught and raped by one, and enjoy being hers for all eternity in an eternal femdom relationship with her. Collars included

Roll and your number determines the outcome:

1 - Get raped by a Kraken
2 - Get raped by a Ushi-Oni
3 - Get raped by an Apophis
4 - Get raped by a Jabberwock
5 - Get raped by a Minotaur
6 - Get raped by a Will-O-Wisp
7 - Get raped by a Manticore
8 - Get raped by a Chesire Cat
9 - Congratulations, you survived the Night and win!
10 - Get raped by a Dire Alp

Will you be a millionaire or get raped trying?

>>13320784
>2
Oh well.

>>13320784
>6
Eh. Could be worse.

>>13320784
1. Could be worse.

>>13320784
5.
>Could have been worse.

>>13320784
>10
But Anon, it's not me getting raped if I'm enjoying and giving it to her

>>13320762
I find harems a lot easier to digest if it's a group of already-friendly girls that specifically go out looking for a shared husbando.

MC MagicCock turning a succession of girls into his pleasure-drunk cum-sows has its place in a quick fap-doujin, but is not well suited to a prose story.

>>13320784
>1
Perfect

>>13320784
>8

I am the greatest! I bet it's like one million Zimbabwe dollars though. Pic-related.

>>13320811
But 8 means you got raped.

>>13320811
Anon, really...

>>13320784
>Jabberwock

As long as she doesn't shout "Oh Bill", I think I can endure.

>>13320711
The fuck are you saying
Are you seriously whining about getting full legit translation instead of edited version with most text cut out?
The whole point of MGE is sex and editing it out sounds retarded as fuck
Would you also like doujins with all non h pages translated and maybe one sex page somewhere in the middle?
By your logic "competent" translation of tlor would be "there was a hobbit named frodo. One day he found cursed ring of evil villain so he went on epic quest and destroyed it. The end"

>>13320805
That's funny because I find the real world harem building of politics, pecking order and grudging acceptance between women that might build to friendship and sisterhood later much more realistic.

But then he's already picked out the cheap variety route method of appearance so meh.

>today was the day
>the day you'd finally confess to that cute boy who you've been watching all this time
>he's so shy and nervous
>but most importantly, single
>and terrified of spiders
>this actually is a problem because you're an arachne
>but there's nothing to worry about, because the power of love will allow you to conquer his fear and make him yours
>you stare at him all day with hearts in your eyes, longing for him to accept your love and hold you in a tight embrace
>you check your reflection a nearby window. On second thoughts those heart contacts look tacky, best remove them.
>ah, its finally time.
>he's about to pass by on the way home from school, you'd better make a good entrance to make your confession as memorable as possible
>you climb that tree he always passes and wait patiently for the moment you've been waiting for all day
>your heart is racing and your mouth is dry. What if he refuses? What if that ELF BITCH got to him first?
>no! He will accept you! Anything is possible if you believe!
>except for the new Star Wars movie not sucking.
>come on now, we all know its gonna blow
>fucking George Lucas
>shit, you lost your train of thought
>oh yeah, here he comes!
>you take a deep breath and rapidly descend into his path
>you dangle before him with your legs splayed out wide
>partially to prevent him walking around you
>but mostly to show just how much of you there is to love
>"I love you! Please give me the honour of becoming your devoted wife, my life is meaningless without you!"
>is what you wanted to say
>but you were nervous
>so it came out as "BLERGARRRRHHHRGH!"
>for some strange reason your arachnophobic love interest doesn't take well to a giant spider falling on his head and sounding like it was demanding blood
>he screams, terrified of you, and sprints back the way he came.
>you can feel your own heart breaking harder with every rapid footstep that carries him further from you

>>13320820
It's not nice to strawman, anon.

Take it easy~

>>13320805
The premise I've worked out so far is necromancer-kun plans world domination, and he's a bit of a womanizer, so naturally as he breaks into the morgue his first three minions are the three most beautiful women he could find. From there he'd had pawns that would let his zombies into the refuge shelters and further infect the populace, winning the world over in a zombie apocalypse. However his world domination coincides with the demon lord's ascent, and just as he casts his spell to raise his first minions in an overly chuuni manner, this massive influx of magic corrupts the spell, and adds its own clauses. Instead of vicious rabid corpses, he simultaneously gains three zombie waifus who all recognize him as husband and follow him like lost puppies. This is told in flashback, and cuts to them already being wights and hijinx, cause I'm a lay shit. spoilered for spoilers.

So yeah, it's not like they're already-friendly, but rather, born from the same litter. Sisters in death? That kind of thing. they gain their minds at roughly the same time and all view eachother as family.

>>13320829
Realistic, yes.
Comfy, sexy reading, no.
Not for me anyway, but you're entitled to your fetishes anon

>>13320834
>I can't say anything so I will say muh strawman
I don't know what the fuck you are thinking but I don't want porn translation with all porn killed

>>13320831
>why?
>you only wanted to tie him to a wall somewhere and make him your adoring personal little manslut
>was he gay or something?
>if he was, all the more reason to cure him
>its not bigoted, the demon lord herself said it was ok
>it doesn't matter if she was drunk at the time, she's the boss of all monsters, whatever she says goes
>anyway, you needed a new plan to make your beloved want you
>so fuck it, you're breaking into his house tonight and raping the shit out of him
>exposure therapy, the cure all to everything!
>later that night you storm into his house
>puny human locks can't seperate you from each other!
>you watch from the darkness as he begins to panic. He knows something is in the house with him
>you scuttle around the walls and ceiling. Walking on the walls and ceiling make you feel like a fucking superhero and shit
>you can't help yourself, and giggle as he gasps in fright when he catches a slight glimpse of you
>fuck, scared humans are adorable
>you just want to hold them tight and RAPE AND RAPE AND RAPE AND-
>uh, cuddle. Yeah, cuddle the fear away
>anyway, time to get a husband!
>you drop down in front of him with a huge smile on your face
>he might not die of fear if you look friendly enough
>too bad you're baring your fangs by doing this, and they're dripping with venom right now
>you can't help salivating, he's right there and ready for the taking
>and venom is such a negative word for it
>its actually a mixture of aphrodisiacs and relaxants, designed to make your prey horny and comfortable with being jumped by a giant arachnid.
>generally you'd think using it was for casuals, but this guy is a special case and it seems you'll need all the help you can get

>>13320836
I find unlikely things happening to realistic people believable. I can't suspend my disbelief when someone fundamentally alters how a sapient thinking brain works with all the "love each other equally" hippie orgy nonsense.

>>13320784
HOLY SHIT
>Actually got 9

I know exactly what I'm gonna do with all this dosh.
>Get settled for life investing in the creation of warehouses.
>Get even more dosh from the monthly revenue.
>Buy the fucking castle and tell all those sexy, desperate Christmas Cakes and more they can stay and live with me.
>Form a beautiful family with all of those monster girls and have alot of daughterus with them.

>>13320708
Anon, pls. You ought to know Bob never reveals himself by name.

>>13320850
>Implying a million bucks is even enough for one new warehouse in a good area.

>>13320831
>>13320846
I want this to have a happy end, Archanaphobes and Arachne dating are my heart fetish

>>13320846
>He begins to practically convulse in terror
>or its some kind of human mating dance. Shit, you really should have read up on this beforehand
>just in case he is actually still scared, you slowly creep towards him, licking your lips and uncontrollably giggling due to his cuteness
>he grabs a nearby lamp and begins swinging it around as a makeshit weapon
>ah, so it was terror
>see, you already know him so well, you'll make a great couple
>ah, it'll hurt if he hits you with the lamp. Best to swipe that out of his hands and pin him to the wall
>there, now he can't hurt himself by struggling
>the begins to scream like his life depended on it as you pedipalps hold him in place
>"Shh... it's ok. I'm not gonna hurt you"
>you run a chitanous hand across his cheek, wiping the tears away, before sinking your fangs into his neck
>you smile as his body goes limp, a dopey smile spreads on his face and a huge bulge grows in his pants
>finally, you have an adorable husband to call your own!
>you slip down to his jeans and rip them off in a lust fuelled excitement
>and prepare to - wait, WHAT THE FUCK?
>you glare up at your now enthralled prey, disgusted
>"to think I had feelings for you!" you hiss, your voice filling with a venom to surpass even your fangs
>feeling nothing but revulsion, you toss him aside and stomp out of the house
>your former love interest is left in an intoxicated haze, sitting confused and looking down at the offending article
>a bright red pair of underpants with a single word in yellow printed on the front
>"BAZINGA"
>you storm back to your house, disgusted that you could have had a husbando with such SHIT TASTE
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>you're gonna be so lonely again
>but at least you have fucking standards

>>13320784
>get caught
>instantly lose
Just fuck right off, even Clocktower gives you more chances than that.

>>13320859
What are you, a Casual? Can't do a perfect run? Get fucked scrub

>>13320853
C'mon.
>>13320556
>>13320561
>>13320594
>>13320601

>>13320854
Depends where you build it Anon.
it's all about wise investments.

I want a snake to wrap me up in a full body hug and never let me go

>>13320860
I shouldn't dignify this with an answer, but here you go anyway.

>>13320847
I'll keep this in consideration, but it is a silly little thing. I'll use jealously sparsely as a spice, and whilst there will be a hierarchy, there just won't be any backstabbing or politicking. This story isn't the time for complex interactions. That comes in greyguard, assuming I'm smart enough to write it. I'll always feel bad that my characters are cursed by my own hard-cap on intelligence.

>>13320858
>Bazinga underwear prevents you fro gting raped.
It would be useful, but at what cost?

>>13320803
>W-well, time for you to c-cum down to my cuddle dungeon....(did I say it right?)
>I'll t-tie you up and give you this nice engagement collar I-I've been holding on to-eep!
>My my, you certainly are a-aaaanh-ggresive to go after my bre---
>AH! not there! I-I'm not ready ye-NOT THE TAIL!
>S-stop! I-I'm suppo-ooooo-sed to be on top!

and that's how I met your mother.

>>13320835
So you're telling me that MC MagicWand waves his staff at some random chicks and they become his mindless zombie sex slave harem.

...You write what you want, but I'm gonna give it a pass.

>>13320867
Sure is, and warehouses are not one of them. But then so is most real estate bubble stuff. It only works on a larger scale where you have tens or hundreds of millions to play with so you can tank the losses and maximize the wins. You might as well be banking on currency exchange or stocks if you're going to be that frivolous with one million.

Smart thing to do would be to play with a small portion and park the rest of it until these stupid low interest rates finally sprout back up and get much better guaranteed returns on fixed investments.

Who is the fluffiest of them all?

>>13320784
>Christmas Cake Will-o-Wisp
She's getting tenderly loved.

>>13320876
Pretty much man. It's a happy accident sort of premise. Silly and stupid. I don't intend for it to be the sort of story which takes itself seriously,I mean, sure it's not every one's thing but whatever. Just out of curiosity, how would you go about it?

>>13320881
Kitsune's for number
Tanuki for size.

>>13320750
>wightharem from a thread or two ago
You are too based. I thought that idea would simply fade from memory.

>>13320493
Another Horitomo's scylla and isn't Shioran.
Sauce please.

>>13320568
>spite

Don't know if I'd call it spite, pulling tis shit again, this faggot is really asking for it.

>will get the threads banned if we aren't careful.

I swear if the OP of the next thread is a fucking alp I'm making three threads. Fuck everything.

>>13320888
No way could that be forgotten. If he'd forgotten, I'd have done it.

>>13320784
>9
Dosh and a CC Manticore it is.

>>13320873
It's not even that. It's more that most harem writers are too gutless to even designate a guy's favorite, his Grand Wife. There doesn't need to be jealousy or hate, but perfect equality is ridiculous. And there's even the small things like "Nothing can ruin a friendship quicker than living together." You don't see one being lazy and messy and not pulling her weight or not doing the dishes on her turn. Just normal roommate stuff that happens even between best friends. Show that four people living together is a lot more complicated than two.

>>13320835
Perfectly fine for the tone and type of story you're going for.

>>13320711

Translators should translate everything.

I am capable of the feat of pre-skimming and than SKIPPING the information/text which I don't find interesting.

Translators that take it upon themselves to "condense" are not translating they are summarizing - and it is always in doubt as to which detail they considered not worthy of mentioning, but which was important to others.

>>13320885
I wouldn't try to write haram at all, that's what I'd do.

I guess my main hang-up is that, from what little you told me, there doesn't seem to be any compelling reason for them to want to go harem beyond "It's magic I don't gotta explain shit".

Monstergirls are voracious little minxes and I don't see them choosing to share a guy they just met, with 2 girls they just met, when they could shuffle off in their own directions and get a whole husbando each.

It's just my personal anti-harem-fag psychosis talking, anon, don't worry about it, I'm obviously not your target audience.

>>13320881
Cait Sith.

>>13320904

There is, however, a difference between:

> Today I went to the store to grab a few things. It was sunny out. And then it rained when I got home. The End.

And...

> Today I went to the store. The store where I get things. Things are good. I like things. The sun was out. But then it wasn't. Because clouds. Stupid clouds. The end.

Which sounds more natural to you?

>>13320911
He's talking about BEFORE you make them into beanbag chairs.

>>13320899

>harem where the women are tiered from "most liked" to "lease liked"

They are not gutless anon. Even people as bad at relationships as most harem writers, are smart enough to avoid the most obvious rookie mistake any guy can make when trying to get along with more than one girl.

>>13320909
pale as fuck zombie
>white background

For what purpose?

>>13320914
Cait Sith then.

>>13320918
>Implying people don't have natural favorites in every walk of life no matter what they say
>Implying even children don't pick up on it when they have siblings

There's what people say and then there's the truth.

>>13320911
Just because she's covered in fur doesn't make her fluffy. Short-hairs like her aren't really possessed of the 'fluff.'

>>13320895
You should still do it, because I'll write the first thousand or so words for the foundation so I don't forget where I was originally going with it, and set it aside and finish some other things. Who knows how long it could take. And we always need more undead stories.

>>13320899
I think a lot of that will come naturally by virtue of the personalities I've given them. Serious Longlegs is the motherly one, who engages the most with undead high society. ara ara bigtits follows along but cares less, and the tomboy opted to pretend to be a zombie and stay home watching zombie movied dressed in oversized hoodies until she was found out. The order sort of naturally falls into Mother>Big sister>Little sister, with the husband floating between the three of them, complementing what each three needs at times. Relaxing the serious one, getting the tomboy to actually do things, and being cuddledomed by the docile tittymonster.

Beyond that I don't think I'll be planning things like X happens, garnering favor for Y and allowing her to supersede Z in the pecking order. That said, I'd be very interested in reading about an actual, realistic harem, and how that would pan out.

>>13320909
Well he rose them to be his obedient minions and do his bidding. Queen succuslut twists the nature of the spell, so I think it's easy for the minion clause to turn into wife, and they are brainless zombies for the first few years, controlled by only instinct and the now-twisted stipulations of the spell which resurrected them. At the time of wightdom they would have been together for all their unliving memory. I mean, if this doesn't make sense or doesn't click, please tell me why and how, I want at least a modicum of believeability in the scenario

>>13320912

not sure what you mean by natural. But the second one is superior - the fragmented "thoughts" and 2 added "reaction thoughts" give insight into character. It could either denote state of character's mindset today - or his normal state. Shows me some of his personality.

The first one is a bland description.

I am rewatching all -gatari series right now. First one I watched was by a duo that translated exactly what was there.

Second one is "optimizing" - second one's version is shit because after their optimizing all characters in the show are exactly the same and dry as fuck. Humour and personality were optimized right the fuck out.

So those kind of translations are a sore point - they deprive people of appreciating core material. Anyone who does that, is better off not translating at all.

>>13320847
A psichology/sociology report is not what most want when looking for a light hearted, amusing short to read.

>>13320929
>You should still do it
Fiiine. But how do I make it stand apart from yours?

>>13320930
Which subs do you use?

>>13320925

>there is the truth
>there is being a dick about the truth
>implying that because kids "pick up on it", its better off to ever tell a kid "we like you sister better then you anon. It's the truth"
>implying any girl ever wants to settle for a guy who loves some other girl in a way she will never be loved.
>implying any person ever wants to be earmarked as the shit-tier wife/husband
>implying anyone wants to read about the abuse harems where girls deal with not being loved by the guy, but stick around anyway to watch him love another, while merely "liking" her

>>13320932
I don't even care. I'm just tired of "What if they're happy hippie bisexual sex drones?" as an answer every time harem issues are brought up.

>>13320944
>happy hippie bisexual sex drones
I'd be content living like that.

>>13320935
That shouldn't be hard man, I'm pretty mediocre compared to some of the guys I read here. Shoot for a different dynamic? Different setting? Hell, if you want to straight up take the reins, I don't mind. Not like I don't have enough to focus on as is, I just get distracted by cute and silly tangents really easy. Not like it was my idea to begin with.

>>13320941

animespirit.ru - watch dubs only.

Russian dub scene is amazing for both men and women collaborating on multi-voice dubs.

>>13320946
Hey, I've got more than too much to work on. Don't pour this on me.

>>13320942
When you're narrative is from inside the guy's head, you have to show the favoritism. You can hide in speech but you can't hide it in thought. Nobody said he can't love them all just like good parents love all their children very much and more than anyone else, just that there's no perfect equality. And that the author should not pretend there is.

>>13320929
>And we always need more undead stories.
Yes. Yes we do. And while Wights aren't my favorite, I'm glad to see you actually did decide to take it up.

>>13320784
>4
Well, it's better than some of the other choices. Most of them, actually, and that's from someone who doesn't really care for dragons.

>>13320944
And I'm tired of tirades like yours, every time someones harem neurosis is triggered.

>>13320949
Is there no one who will stand up and try to write?

>>13320847

but without the "love each other equally" non-sense harems don't work. Or are you selectively tolerating the fundamental aspect of sapient beings who want to be loved, where the less-favoured women in the harem are basically NTRed but stick around anyway?

>>13320959
Hey, I wrote TWO paragraphs today!

>>13320960
And now you know why harems are shit.

>>13320957
What's your favorite anon?

>>13320962
They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a writefag. They just want a story, a lewds to fap to.

>>13320960
>What is settling?
Second place with the guy you love and who loves you back, just not as much as someone else, can sometimes be preferable to nobody at all. In real life there's mitigating factors such as status, cultural expectations and other things.

>>13320966
>lewds to fap to
Count me out of this madness.

>>13320947
>stream
>rudub
Pls no
Этот же шутка? Один хрен все русабы перевод анлейта, при переводе перевода теряется почти весь смысл

>>13320970
We've written everything we can. There are no writefags left in man.

>>13320959
Now you finally get it. There are not writefags. /mgt/ is doomed.

>>13320963

still a fan - and my appreciation of them depends on my belief that it's possible to appreciate two or more different people for different qualities without comparing them.

At multiple points in my life, especially during school years I have had friends - as in more than one. The thought to rate them by 1st, 2nd,3rd... place, never occurred to me, and the one time we had a discussion about concept of "best friend" all agreed that it was stupid.

I have also liked more than one girl at a time - if they liked me back, don't see any issues with me loving both, even though there were completely different in looks and personality.

>>13320944
This is a problem?

>>13320975
>>13320976
Goddamit, I'm writing an update, I'M WRITING AN UPDATE!

>>13320929
>Well he rose them to be his obedient minions and do his bidding.

I'm not saying that "This is implausible within the context of an MGE-style world". It totally is plausible.

But a magical harem whose members are necromatically compelled to be the MC's cocksleeves and united only by the target of their compulsion... is just not my fetish.

Do it to one girl it's fine. Make a harem out of it, I get butthurt. I don't pretend it's rational, that's just how it is.

>>13320958
As opposed to the Cuckercore solution? No thanks. Harems are fine. Trying to make the girls as sexually as attracted to each other as the guy is retarded.

>>13320960
>>13320963

It's love. We don't got to explain shit.

>>13320965
Lich, followed closely by Yetis. I say followed closely, but it is still a pretty clear victory for the Lich since I would forsake all the cuddles, hugs and love the poor Yeti could offer for a chance with a Lich.

>>13320977
>The thought to rate them by 1st, 2nd,3rd... place, never occurred to me
Now this I can understand.

>I have also liked more than one girl at a time
But you've lost me here.

>>13320984
>Make a harem out of it, I get butthurt. I don't pretend it's rational, that's just how it is.

I value your honesty about your opinions.

>>13320989
I like when the flaws with that method were brought up with third wheel anon in DoubleMaus.

>>13320990
>It's love
>We don't got to explain shit.
Not that you could anyway.

>>13320960
Are you implying that women are more than the property of their husband or father, if they aren't the same?
Because that's absolutely haram.

>>13320981
God speed, Joe

>>13320992
Nice taste.

>>13320984
This is fair enough. I mean it's a little more than mere necromantic compulsion. As their "father", the mage who brought them back to life, it's also on him to supply their spiritual energy, so there's practical reasons for staying with their creator, but all in all I get your point. It's a shame. I try to write to make as many dudes happy as possible, but I also know that there are a few who just don't like it.

Like if there were a guy who hated undead. He's be fucked and there's nothing I can or will do about that. It's a shame, but it is what it is, I suppose.

>>13320998
>implying I can't

You love someone so much that even if they're with someone else you don't mind being second or third choice. Being with that person is enough.

It's like you've never had girls fight for you god damn.

Also, nice job, made me explain.

>>13321010
Joe?

>>13321012
>You love someone so much that even if they're with someone else
>being a cuck

>>13321012
>It's like you've never had girls fight for you god damn.

Where do you think you are?

>>13321016
What if your waifu loves you, and you love her, but only another man could satisfy her sexually. Does it really matter? Also >Cuck Nice meme.

>>13320973
Никак нет. Я не в курсе с чего они переводят, так как во внутренности этой сцены не копался... и сам не зная японского, понятия не имею носколько оригинал лучше.

Но если бы эти люди не переводили, то нефига бы вобще не смог посмотреть - и вполне видно когда люди стараються передать детали/изьяны оригинала, или когда они просто скрипт решили почитать.

И как то не сильно вериться что всё с англиского перевода берут - так как на русских сайтах я переводы и с сабами и дабами регулярно вижу раньше чем на англиских. Вобще англиские уже 2 года не посещал, так как русские в этих вопросах делают и быстрее и гораздо лучше, и в отлчии от тех что на англиском находил, работают коммандами так что женские голоса озвучиваются девушками - при чём с попытками характер передать.

Tl,DR - rudub is amazing, contrary to popular belief.

>>13321015
Joe was a writefag. Perhaps, the last writefag. A writefag /mgt/ lost.

Don't you guys ever get tired of having the same arguments over and over?

>>13321020
Cuck.

>>13321020
>Does it really matter?
Are you fucking serious?

>Cuck Nice meme.
After what you just said, you can't play the meme card.

>>13321026
>Don't you guys ever get tired of having the same arguments over and over?
You realise we're on 4chan right? That is why we exist. To argue endlessly and accomplish nothing.

>>13321024
That's sad. But he couldn't have been the last. I'm here, aren't I? For half an hour more, at least.
>>13321026
This is the umpteenth time we've done it, and we've become exceedingly good at it.

>>13321020
Come on anon, you can only throw just a hook out so much.

>>13321021
>>13320973
Commies, please. This is an American image-board, not somewhere you can suck your precious Lenin's cock.

>>13321030>>13321029
>vat ist bait

>>13321020
The funny thing is you just exactly described a cuck.

Whereas being in a harem is more like she's greedy and wants lots of boys including you to satisfy her sexually. But don't be sad, you'll have lots of money and status and get to do all sorts of fun things and pursue your own hobbies when you're not in the devil's triangle. And some of the other dudes might even be bros!

Being a necromancer in MGE would be so much fun.

>Spend years hunting down tomb to ancient barbarian warlord, feared for his savagery and skill at arms. His axes had claimed many a warrior until he was slain through a combination of poison, thirteen arrows, and a fruit cart.
>Break open burial tomb and traverse the dusty corridors until you reach his final resting place, his body mummified and buried with all his wealth.
>It is time, invoke the darkest magics possible to return the warrior to life, twin orbs of blue fire burning within the skull's eye sockets as a false soul is placed within his empty shell of a corpse, his very memories ripped from the bones and copied over.
>As the spell finishes in a burst of inky black shadow you see your minion for the first time, boney limbs slowly grabbing its weapons as it rises, twin orbs of bale fire burning from a beautiful face, her great, heaving bosom bare to the world.
>This...is your champion?
>....this isn't like your ancient tomes of darkness at all!

>>13321033
>That's sad. But he couldn't have been the last. I'm here, aren't I? For half an hour more, at least.
Man you should go listen to the albums by The Protomen. Good stuff, cool stuff.

>>13321039
Sure, but you know how it is.
If you go "This is bait" too soon, you'll get "Hurr everything you don't like is bait" in return.

Godda play it smart.

>>13321015

>7 Peso Sanchez
>Affronted Alfredo
>Agitated Alonso
>Anally Annihilated Armano
>Annoyed Alberto
>Antonio 'Quatro Horas' Rodriquez
>Assblasted Alejandro
>Bitter Benito
>Buttblasted Benicio
>Buttflustered Bobo
>Buttmad Burrito
>Conniption Carlos
>Displeased Diego
>Enojado Esteban
>Enraged Eduardo
>Fanny Flustered Felipe
>Francisco Furioso
>Frustrated Frijole
>Furious Fernando
>Grouchy Gustavo
>Hateful Hernandez
>Herniated Humberto
>Irate Iñigo
>Irritated Ignacio
>Jalapeno Joe
>Jittery José
>Mad Miguel
>Miffed Martinez
>Offended Orlando
>Outraged Ortega
>Peeved Pedro
>Perturbed Paco
>Pestered Pablo
>Pissed Patricio
>Pricky Papi
>Raging Renaldo
>Raunchy Roberto
>Regurgitating Rodrigo
>Resentful Raul
>Riled Romero
>Rustled Ramon
>Salty Samuel
>Salty Sanchez
>Sassy Spic
>Sellout Saul
>Shitposting Sergio
>Tantrum Tony
>Ticked-off Taco
>Upset Umberto

Angry Joe