/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for MORE DRACOLICHES.

Not so Drama-free other Collections:

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress:
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>13308977
Are you fucking kidding me?

Remember to play with the kids.

Trader Anon is dead now. RIP Trader

>>13308987
> OP image
> one might hope that it's representative of the thread and attractive to those who might share our interests
> posts the "It's not futa honest, it's not gay honest" mg

Why don't you just start with fucking Cait Sith next time, get your furry pals in here too.
Jesus Christ I despise you alpfags. You are straight-up cancer.
You don't even like girls, why are you here.

Obligatory repost for all your KC purposes.

>>13308997
Make yours faster next time then.

>>13308997
>implying it's not a girl.
>implying it's futa
It's almost as if you've never read any MGE stuff.

Or you're just stupid.

Well this thread is off to a fantastic start...

How do you prefer your Alps?
Full Man-in-a-Woman's-Body?
Tomboy?
Super-Slut?
They can be any sort of woman anon, how do you like 'em?

>>13308997
>>13309006
Gotta go fast.

>>13308997
Looks like others need to speed up.

>>13308977
I was bored and that white is actually rather jarring.

>>13309014
Tomboy, duh.

>>13309014
I prefer them nonexisting.

>>13309018
>quicktrans.png
>trans

HE HE HE

>>13309014
Full stage 3 MILF pls.

>>13308997
Did you misquote?

>>13309014
I don't, at all.

Please tell me someone will make a new thread and this one will be left to die.

>>13309022
I wish it was intentional now. I was just being lazy with file naming.

>>13309032
You do it if you want to so badly

>>13309032
This is fine, don't be an Alp about it.

>>13309044
I don't know, I think I might.


Nothing about this is fine.

>You kidnap and sell Shotas to monstergirls for profit
Aw

Crow Love

>>13309053
Just don't accidental anal, crows hold grudges.

>>13309051
Probably because I eat too much sushi, but every time I see a squid or octopus I just think "Mmm, tasty."

>>13308995
No one will miss him

Cow Love.

Ah, if only I could be loved by a Wurm on land and a Kraken at sea.

Yep, fuck it I'm making one. What will be will be.

Because one dog ain't enough, and two is too low, it's me, Three Dog!

How are you kids handling Post-Apocalyptia today?

Let's get this out of the way early in the thread so it's easier to reference. Refer if you feel like you're being strawmanned or are accused of being strawmanned.

>>13309072
>wasting your time
The amount of babies in these threads is nothing short of amazing.

Lava love is best love.

>>13309078
It's turning into /a/ all over again.
Though, that's probably the goal for these people.

>>13309076
Stop wasting images in your inane bullshit, thanks.

Does your Dragon waifu own a glorious cave, mansion, regular castle, or something ridiculous like a pocket dimension suite or some floating sky castle?

>>13309061
No, anon, I'll miss him.
I mean, his feeder fetish was disgusting and it was right (necessary!) to call him a faggot because of it, but I appreciated the effort he put in.
Had he learned to reject the evil in his heart, the fruits of his prose could have been many and bountiful.

I use my hair to express myself.

>>13309072
Leanan Sidhe

>>13309085
You'd be surprised how often it gets requested, Negative Nancy.

>>13309072
Akaname.

>>13309087
[x] All of the above

>>13309085
Nah, this is spamming and wasting images.
>>13309090
>>13309081
>>13309073
>>13309064
>>13309053

>>13309087
It's a glorious cave. The entrance anyway.

Near the peak of the mountain, which has been carved through, creating a network of tunnels which have been expertly crafted and refined, transformed into a vast manor inside the mountain.

>>13309072
creepy crawly

>>13309097
>>13309105
Good job defending a screenshot of only text completely unrelated to monster girls.

>>13309111
How ironic.

>>13308995
Wait what? What happened?

>>13309087
You know, Wurms don't really care much for fancy stuff, and neither do I.

>>13309072
>Monster Girl Thread - Being triggered version

>>13309120
I bet they like log cabins. Underground log cabins. With chimneys and a fireplace.

>>13309120
Wurms will put whatever they find while digging in their rooms like hoarders or pack rats.
MY Wurm daughteru has like 7 large piles of gems and a large hunk of god ore she uses as a pillow.

>>13309072
This is a good idea edition the redux V3.0

It is done.

>>13308991
My daughterus haven't stopped hugging me for hours, send help

Here is your daily dose

>>13309135
You have my curiosity. What is done?

>>13309141
Thanks Doc.

>>13309142
People made a new thread because they get triggered by Alps.

>>13309142
The new thread.

>>13309142
Made a second thread. Good idea, right?
Not him, this is sarcasm.

>>13309124
I would imagine a Wurm would be happy with just making a cave in the base of a mountain or cliff, but they'd be really happy if you were to build something a little cozier for them.

>>13309145
It's not even the first time we had an alp as the OP.

Must be a newfag.

>>13309149
It's already getting filled with /jp/ users bitching

>>13309151
>Wurm goes out for the day to hunt, leaving her husbando home alone
>Comes back to find he'd been working on making their cave cozier, bit by bit.

>>13309145
>>13309148
>>13309149
Well, that's a waste.

>>13309161
>only a newfag could dilslike alps

>>13309118
Trader came back, asking if anyone wanted him to write again, even stated he was thinking about the story again.
Que to his only responses being 'who?' and 'no one wants this'
He then said nothing since then, Trader is Dead now.

>>13309162
And who could have seen that coming?

>>13309148
I'm not leaving this thread you stupid faggot

>>13309141
Is there an Imgur or something with these?

>>13309176
Angry much?

>faggot

Heh.

>>13309168
He made a second thread, so of course I'm gonna call him that.

>>13309172
Link?

>>13309148

You stupid fuck. Sure, having more than one thread up is a great idea.

>>13309168
>Only a newfag would throw enough of a fit that they'd make an unneeded thread because of something they disliked in the OP

>>13309179
http://imgur.com/a/tYGiL

>>13309164
>Put a shelf in her/your room
>She comes home
>Sees shelf
>Immediately rampages out of the cave and to the nearest town, going full speed through trees and a mountain while the earth quakes at her passage
>Some time later she rampages back at full speed
>She went to get a picture of you two together framed so she could put it on the shelf

>>13309172
To be fair Trader never finished either of his stories because he was sensitive to people's comments. If he wants to write he'll write but I don't think he wants to write near as much as being recognized for his stories.

>>13309182
From time to time /a/ comes by, notices we still exist and throws a tantrum about it because they know that 4chan's moderation works like tired parents. Who's right and what's fair are less important than stopping the crying and screaming.

>>13309187
>Only a newfag can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>>13309168
>>13309187
Now this is what a strawman is.

No need for an image when you can link them to Wikipedia or your own fucking pastebin, even.

>>13309193
Ain't that the truth.

>>13309193
>From time to time /a/ comes by
It's one faggot, not the entire boar, you paranoid dildo.

>>13309190
See? Wurms are adorable.

>>13309204
He'll probably call you a troll now.

>>13309199
Still not going to delete it. How does that feel?

>>13309208
Uhhh, ok? At least it means one less stupid reaction picture, haha.

>>13309192
Well pretty much everyone dumped on him for his first story. Then the move happened so he made the second story, that went well for the most part then he went on Hiatus.
>>13309183
It was in the last thread, he most just said he wanted to go back to the first story.

>>13309172

See, that makes me more mad than the retard who made the other thread ever could.
>almost all the good old writefags are now forgotten
>except for Moose, but fuck him and his gary stu

>>13309215
>muh invincible monsters
>muh puny humans

>>13309172
Good fucking riddance.

Slug it to ya.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/iEZ2WF7b

New page: http://pastebin.com/BU3MGEpQ

>>13309219

What does that have anything to do with what I said?
Unless you were describing anonymoose's story, because thats dead on.

>>13309223
>Losing another Not Bob Writefag
>Good
Eventually we're going to be left with waiting on Bob's next child death or patricide/matricide or torture porn.

>>13309228
Stop putting words in my mouth, tyvm.

>>13309207
It's kinda weird calling people a troll in /mgt/. She's a pretty decent waifu so it's kind of a compliment.

>>13309224
Getting closer to Holstaur, don't you dare chicken out man or I'll have to cry.

>>13309228

You're probably responding to the same faggot currently trolling us. Weekend threads suck so much.

>>13309229
Stop wanting Writefags who aren't Bob to go away

>>13309224
You're alive!
Would not attempt raid.

>>13309235
>>13309229
Thanks in advance.

>>13309224
The prospect of a loli turbo-slug is profoundly disturbing to me.
Also, how do giant slugs even WEAR panties? They don't have hips, let alone legs.
They couldn't even do Miia triangle, it'll just slime off

>>13309246
Drain plugs?

>>13309224
>aggressive giant slug
I...uh. I think I hear someone calling for me. Gotta pass on this one. Damn.

>>13309246
The idea that slug girls don't wear panties only excites me more.

>>13309246
A side-tie that goes along their lower waist to cover their wet slug pussy?

Apparently some of you retards can't stop bumping the other thread.

Every day we're one step closer of being sent to /d/.

>>13309204
>>13309207
Nah, it's just easier to call people by their board rather than make the distinction. It happens all the time on every board, "/pol/ please go", "Fuck off /k/", etc.

>>13309262
Good, it's where we belong. Then we can post all the porn we want, and stop all this discussion bs that just leads to shitstorms.

>>13309263
Oh, thanks for the civil response.

>>13309192
>I don't think he wants to write near as much as being recognized for his stories.
PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL CONTENT CREATORS

>>13309262
> /d/

Those sick freaks?

>>13309262

Its probably the one or two trolls samefagging. They've tried this bullshit before, and they'll try it again. I miss the old diligent janitor.

>>13309270
All of them?

>>13309271
Ok, first /e/, and if we also fuck up there, /d/.

>>13309270
At least you didn't say producers.

>We're seriously doing our best not to let people do this kind of shit, for real.

Oh god I can't believe this made me sad. It's like I could hear the pain in his voice. Maybe I need to tone it down with the harshness towards non-/jp/ regulars.

>>13309263
I get what you mean, but that only works because it is a few people doing it. Back on /a/ it was just a single "Not anime or manga" retard with a vendetta. And mods.

>>13309275
Look if you don't want to be recognized, you wouldn't be showing it to us to begin with.
You drew something for yourself, you keep it to yourself. You write something for yourself, you keep it to yourself.
If you bring it here, you do so because you want other people's opinions.

>>13309256
> they don't wear panties
> they just keep some in their drawers 'cos they don't want to be left out of the cute Panty Raid boys' itinerary
> Even lovingly slime all over them for authenticity
Those cunning temptresses...

>>13309271
>Those sick freaks?
Fuck you, the /d/ chaps are great and far less autismal than we. /d/ would be great if only it weren't a dead board for faps and the occasional discussion.

I'm mad
I'm mad at Nyanon
His constant posting of qt maus girls has given me an increasing infatuation with them
Fucking dammit nyanon

>>13309301
I'm not sorry.

>>13309301

>being obsessed with a mediocre writefag

I really don't get his popularity at all. Even Alp has more personality than that guy.

>>13309172
Not like people remembered shit about his stories outside of the girls.
He was forgotten even when he was here.
Still a shame to lose another writefag.

>>13309301
>>13309305
I wonder how long it will be before it goes the route of Cheshires, Manticores and Anubi, and people start complaining that there's too much of them?

>>13309284
We're doing everything we can. All the shitstorms that happen here (which are often) are the outcome of us holding down the retards that come here to troll and bait or some other stupid bullshit.

We don't want to either piss off the janitor nor the rest of /jp/, but sadly, not everyone likes to respect others, and the result is pretty much what you saw, with the shitstorms, double threads and all.

>>13309301
I feel you man

>>13309305
Look at this bastard. No remorse. Fiends like him just wanna watch the world cheese.

>>13309317
It won't, It's just a few with the obsession, it's nowhere near Anubis, Manticore and Cheshire tier.

>>13309293
They even go to the trouble of coating them in their own mucus. The fantasy of the raiders pressing their face against them and inhaling until their mind goes blank arouses them.

>>13309313
I don't think that's what he was getting at. Though I see your exact sort of post pop up from time to time, like someone has a grudge.

>>13309317
Only when there's too much OC in the way of art for them. I think Mithril is the only one with mouse OC though.

>>13309321
Stop apologizing, it's making me feel guiltier.

>>13309317

Its likely to happen at some point. The Anubis spamming was essentially one guy, and he didn't discuss them half as much.

Maus Butt Anonymous where you at?

>>13309328

Are you the guy who made the other thread? On the off chance you're being sincere, please don't do that again.

>>13309336
Are those butt freckles?

>>13309313
He's cool and he writes good. Have you read his Yetinburg? It's nice.

>>13309293

>Go on a raid to a slug girl's dorm
>You get to the drawers with no problems
>In fact it went a little too smoothly for your liking
>As you ponder this and look at the slime-drenched panties a voice calls out
>"Surely you'd prefer a better prize?"
>That voice was awfully close...
>You turn toward the voices direction and
>Oh
>They lost contact with the raider after that.

>>13309338
They look like moles to me.

>>13309342
Slug Girls falling on top of you from the ceiling sound like a dangerous hazard.

>>13309337
No, I'm one of the guys who's insulting you most of the time for not acting like you're in /jp/.

>>13309352
Could slug girls really support their own weight on the ceiling? I'm doubtful.

>>13309355
So you're a troll. Gotcha.

>>13309342
> look around, no sign of anyone
> "Don't forget, cutie, slugs are s-t-i-c-k-y..."
> mucus tendril drops from above
> followed by a slug girl who splats you to the floor
> "Hey, girls... I got him..."
> cue ten hours of slugball

>>13309325
>spoiler

it was an honest question, no need to get defensive or paranoid.

>>13309357
MAMONO MAGICal slug mucus.

>>13309365
The vomit only makes them hornier?

>>13309355
Not him, but we're not from /jp/ man. We were on /a/ for years, and our culture developed from there. Some faggot with sand in his cunt uprooted up and sent us here, and since then we've tried to keep to ourselves. Anything outside that is just faggots ruining things for everyone.

>>13309357
What if they found something to hold on to, maybe a sturdy ceiling fan, or something? Or, what if she can collapse her body into a vent?

>>13309363
Guilt disappeared completely.

>>13309376
I know, I've been in these threads for a while already. It's a shame that mod decided to kick you out instead of, you know, doing his job.

>>13309374
I like giant slugs and would appreciate their slow, lazy, sticky loving
Please do not vomit on... well, not best girl, but perfectly-acceptable-girl

>>13309376
I'll agree with this. If you seriously think that /mgt/ is fucking up the board just remember we keep to ourselves. We don't want drama.

>>13309331
>>13309326
I'd apologize for negatively coloring people's opinions, but honestly, if people just want to complain about "Too much OC", then really, they're not worth apologizing to.

>>13309376

The current issue is probably one guy false-flagging. I refuse to believe that anyone would make a new thread just because they hated the original's picture.

>>13309365

>some days later someone else tries to raid the dorm
>He sneaks by some slugs and takes the panties
>On the way back some slime drips from the ceiling where there wasn't before.
>A group of slug girls plop from there and surround the guy wearing a seductive slime as they close in on him

CRAFTY SLUGS. THIS RAID JUST GOT A LOT MORE DANGEROUS.

>>13309391
Believe it motherfucker.

>>13309386
Nah, I doubt people here visit the rest of /jp/ often, if at all. All I'm saying is if you all took a more laid back attitude like most of this board does, there wouldn't be nearly as many shitstorms.

I don't know, dude. I'm sleepy and stuff, you should probably ignore me.

>>13309388

OC is always good, but just look at manticores. Don't you think we have enough of those now? More of those isn't a bad thing, but its certainly over saturated.

>>13309385
I'm just saying, all that slime all over me and in my face wouldn't be nice. Just one slug would be alright.

>>13309383
The thing is, outside of banning spamming fucktards, his job was to leave us alone. It was plenty relevant, and there were far more deserving threads which required mod intervention.

>>13309391
I can believe it. Some people really have a thing against alps.

>>13309336
Towergirls too cheesy for /mgt/

>>13309396
I don't understand this. We keep to ourselves, meaning any shitstorm remains here, leaving you guys' threads untouched. What do you care?

>>13309394

If its true then we have a problem, because that kind of sperging will only gain us negative attention from the mods.

>>13309396
Your opinion is important. Believe me when I say this that I wish we could take it easier but we have dedicated trolls trying to throw the balance out of whack. It's not our fault that we're being attacked regularly.

>>13309398
I guess I can understand that.
But I waifu slimes, so I'd enjoy it.

>>13309406

Well, it's not like it happens often. In the past it happened because some people got too overeager. False flagging a couple of times. This guy just really hates alps, if he's to be believed.

>>13309412
Muh nigga.

>>13309409
>It's not our fault that we're being attacked regularly.
It probably sorta is our fault.
Just not ALL our fault.

>>13309409

The main problem is anyone pointing out said trolls or asking for less shitstorms is labeled as a troll.

Fun fact: This is exactly what happened on /a/ back when.

OOGAH BOOGAH WHERE THE LITTLE MEN AT

>>13309409

>dedicated trolls
I really wish I could understand people who put so much effort into ruining the fun of others. Their lives must suck more than ours.

>>13309419
Through the narrow hole in that fence over there.

>>13309419
Go away fatty, there's no Shota dick here.
>>13309420
It's the same mentality that 5 year olds who scream your mom and spout memes on xbox live, either they aren't being monitored and are free to say whatever they wish, or they weren't brought up properly.

>>13309405
>What do you care?
Because I also spend a lot of time on these monster girl threads, and it'd be pretty neat if everyone could get along here.

>>13309409
>>13309420
Yeah, it's a shame some people have such a caustic personality they take pleasure on pissing on others.

>>13309399
>The thing is, outside of banning spamming fucktards, his job was to leave us alone.
Exactly, but he took the emergency exit and kicked you out. Fucking embarrassing.

>>13309412
I like slimes but I don't want to be anywhere near a slug. Slime have jelly, which can be eaten by their husband and they can control it. Slugs have mucus that just drips everywhere and makes a mess. To me slimes are like a tasty lovable waterbed, but slugs are just piles of snot that can be shrunk down to loli size.

>>13309419
Who would p'orc an Orc?

>>13309430
I want to sproing her tail.

>>13309420
I'm convinced it's just a pair of Aussies stirring up trouble for over a year now at this point.

>>13309425
>Because I also spend a lot of time on these monster girl threads

Why?

If that is true, you know how often people try to start shit , so taking it easy is not in the cards.

>and it'd be pretty neat if everyone could get along here

Not gonna happen. Ever.

>>13309429
Huh, weird. The prospect of mai slime waifu actively encouraging me to take a bite out of her is probably the thing I like least about them, and a slug being slimy while also having something to grab onto (rather than suffer pic related) is a mark in their favour imo.
OPINIONS

>>13309441
Why aussies?

>>13309446
Why does that image look like suffering to me?

>>13309447
It's an old, old meme from 4chan's past that has nothing to do with mgs.
Basically moot hates Australians

>>13309449
Because not being able to roughly fondle her breasts is disappointing to all parties

>>13309450
Weren't Pinoys and Germans banned from the site/certain boards at one point?

>>13309447
Go to /int/ and count all the Australian shitposters.

>>13309450
Oh, yeah, used to see it on /pol/ /v/ and /b/ all the time.

>>13309446
>>13309449
I'm sure there's an argument to be made about a slime being able to make her body turgid (I think that's the word I'm looking for) at any time, and thus make her breasts grope-able. However, I don't think it's a very likely thing to happen, since trapping your hands in her body brings her several steps closer to drawing your essence into her body.
Slimes are cruel mistresses, aren't they?

>>13309459

>turgid
Thats never the word you are looking for.

>>13309450
Spend some time on /pol/, it's not a meme, man. Australians are shitposting given physical form, though it's funny more often than not.

>>13309444
A man can dream.

>>13309447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eBYWg_A1jk

>>13309447
Check /int/. They funpost pretty hard.

In all seriousness it's mostly just a half guess with no real thought behind it looking at the time shit typically starts. Besides blaming an actual country I do stand by the idea that It's the same few people for over a year now. If anything Australia is just an easy target in this case.

>>13309419
>>13309430
After raising chickens and pigs I can say without a doubt, all cockatrices can fuck the hell off while I impregnate all the porcs.

>>13309459
Turgid means swollen and hard, like a nasty bruise. You mean firm or any number of synonyms of congeal or harden

Is there a list of draw/writefags who have died off?

>>13309459
>Slimes are cruel mistresses, aren't they?

Absolutely not, they are made of deliciousness and olev.

Their unusual form presents certain ergonomic problems for your sexy times, but it is a testament to the slime husbando's sincerity and devotion that he overcomes them to make his liquid lover feel as good and as special as can be.

Please fuck the slimes.

>>13309479
It'd be easier to make a list of those that are still alive.

>>13309479
It's easier and shorter to list off who is still alive and then subtract those names from the master list.

>>13309483
>the master list
You mean the one that doesn't even list the CYOA writefags?

>>13309476
>Cockatrices huffing in the corner as their farmer fucks all the p'orcs again.
Think about their feelings.

>>13309490
If it's not pastebinned it's not on the list.

>>13309480
>A Dark Slime will never implant her core in your chest so that your hearts are always together

>>13309464
>Not wanting to pound a slime with your turgid erection.

>>13309490
Or some writefags that do stories but are never added?

>>13309466
>>13309473

>Australians are shitposting given physical form

>>13309503
>>13309490
You know, the masterlist is really unreliable when you think about it
It doesn't even deserve the name

>>13309497
They have no feelings, they only hunger for blood.

>>13309481
>>13309483
Being a surviving write/draw fag is pic-related

>>13309490
Fuck if I know. I've only checked the blogs for information on updates for like the last half a year.

>>13309500
> These creatures have access to a unique form of monsterization called melting, where a captured woman's flesh is dissolved down into a spherical kernel within the dark slime's goo, eventually becoming a new slime core which reproduces the rest of the woman in purple ooze. At this point the captive woman is released as a new dark slime. Dark slimes can also reproduce in the more regular slime family way of semen absorption and fission.

I can actually live without a Dark Slime's affections, if I'm honest.

>>13309480
I just noticed, she is very opaque. Is she made of paint or something.

>>13309509
>>13309490
>>13309503

Here we go, Boogeyman time!

Never mind the fact that it takes all of one email/IRC message to get on said list.

>>13309499
More like 'If ELH didn't like it or if you didn't want to email him so he has your contact information' it's not on the list

>>13309518
>Boogeyman
Do you lack basic reading comprehension?
All they are saying is that the list isn't reliable and should be updated or modified, they aren't claiming it's anyone's fault or that it's a conspiracy.
Well, except for >>13309520 apparently.

>>13309466
Aussie here, and I do enjoy a spot of funposting. Nothing as autismal as new threads though

>>13309517
She's opaque because she just had a big... meal.
Look at her puffy little belly, that proves it.

>>13309509
Doesn't help that it's only run by one guy, instead of being a community effort.
Also doesn't help that said one guy is kind of polarizing in these threads.

>>13309518
>Here we go, Boogeyman time!
>trying to undermine and dance around our point with wordplay
That's not even a boogieman.

>>13309518
I'm getting pretty tired of the boogeyman meme.

>>13309523
How does it feel to live somewhere where walking barely a kilometer out of town can kill you?

>>13309518
What the fuck are you on about?

>>13309531
Why do you think I shitpost? You think I'm actually man enough to go toe to toe with a funnel web? I just it in side and say mean things about it online.

>>13309518
>>13309520
We don't need this so early on, or at all for that matter.

>>13309525
We should probably get/create a small group to manage the ML. Lighten the burden a bit since not everyone's in here 24/7 because timezones and the like

>>13309522

The only people who gain to "funpost" about the list are those who don't like ELH, as shown not 30 seconds after I posted. The list has 99% of writefags on it. Those that aren't are either new, haven't been noticed, or don't want to be on it. To expect ONE person to magically know every delivery in these threads all the time is retarded. There is no grand conspiracy to keep certain people off of it.

>>13309537
Clearly you don't remember the drama that came with just TWO people doing that. Besides the fact that we already have a drama-free list and we need NOTHING more.

>>13309537

This>>13309540

Community shit never works unless it's like a wiki or something. And even that is full of drama.

Would you get a tattoo of your MG waifu?

What about something representing her?

I would get one as long as it was just a something representing her, like the D hair clips somewhere or something

>>13309540
>Besides the fact that we already have a drama-free list and we need NOTHING more
We literally just said it's missing tons of people.

>>13309548
Oh my fucking god that tattoo is cringe worthy.
It looks like he barely even dropped $100 on it, oh god.

>>13309548
I'm too much of a faggot to ever get a tattoo.

>>13309548
No. Don't remind me of that.

I dunno, ELH has always been autistic as fuck over everything, so I understand all these posts shitting on him.

>>13309550

Except you've yet to list WHO.

>>13309548
And this is one of the reasons why I don't get tattoos

>>13309548
No.

>>13309550

Like who?

>>13309556
Considering there's really only one person defending the masterlist I wouldn't be surprised if it's ELH himself yet again.
>inb4 MUH BOOGEYMAN

>>13309565
More like nobody cares. When's the last time anyone but newfags used the list anyway?

>>13309557
>>13309564
Most CYOA Writefags.

Dammit guys, I wanna talk about brushing squirmy were-cat kittens.

>>13309553

Actually, I'd say you would need to be a faggot to want one.

I am not sure what to do about this woman out front of our shrine, suggestions?

>>13309571
No one's stopping you. Is that supposed to be the ice breaker?

>>13309567
The best part is that the list is only needed because people refuse to lurk instead of ask.
I mean the only active writefags can be counted on one or two hands nowadays, and they appear pretty frequently.
Hell, I never even glanced at the masterlist when I first came here and I pretty much know all the active writefags now.

>>13309575
A tattoo like this, maybe.

First for Mofumofu.

>>13309567
>When's the last time anyone but newfags used the list anyway?
>Newfags learn about old content.
>They ask if they will ever get more of old content
>old content creators come back
>they make more monster girl content
It's almost like we want people other than the list creator to see it!

>>13309568

Either list actual names or shut the fuck up.

>>13309568

When was the last time we even had a CYOA?
The last I can remember was Nyanon and he fucked it up so badly they were banned.
I can only name Bromont as not being on the list.

Fluffy is best, forget the rest!

>>13309584
She's going to need to change her public wardrobe if she expects to be in a relationship with me, that shit's shameful and pure man-bait.

>>13309548
I'd never get a tattoo for any fandom, unless it's vague enough to just be written off as a generic one by people who don't know it. Like Jack's 3 link chain on his wrists from bioshock. It's enough to be recognized by the people who play bioshock, but you couldn't tell it's from a game otherwise.

>>13309480
>Please fuck the slimes.
Do Lava Golems count?

>>13309592
>not wanting to show off your beautiful, prefect waifu to the plebs
Faggot detected.

>>13309584
>>13309591
You pull this shit every thread.

>>13309597
I don't see why not.

>>13309591
>>13309584
Is it that time again?
Is Spamming-kun going to try and shit up the thread one more time?

>>13309585
>old content creators come back
>they make more monster girl content
Name one who actually came back and stayed, not just a single short that said they were alive before once again disappearing into the aether.

Like Captain Canukistan

>>13309548
I'll stick to pictures and statues.

>>13309600
>Prefect
No Anon, my wife is not a governmental territory in Japan.

>>13309584
>>13309591
>>13309600
Yup its that time again. Good thing there's stuff on tv and vidya to play.

>>13309588
How about you take ELH's cock out of your mouth?
We're missing a lot of people and you know it.

>You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her all day

>drinking with friends
>no dire alp to play drunk castle crashers with
>I'll never stumble to bed with the dire alp, laughing and joking before drunken snuggling and sexing occure.
>No warm mornings to awaken to, her strongfat form pressed against me as she mumbles lewd things.

I'm with my friends and very happy but it would be a better night to awaken from.

>>13309615
Good, I fucking hated that side of Premstein in MGQ and I hate the idea of becoming a lab rat in general.

>>13309614

But you can't name a single person who isn't on the list. Either mention names or just admit you're trolling.

Did anyone save that under-the desk cunnilingus thing from a while back?

>>13309630
And she doesn't exist ;_;

>>13309630
Looks like she's flipping him off.

Where'd this come from?

>>13309623
Imagine the alternative. You're a normal lab assistant doing normal dull lab work all day while a four hundred year old shut-in yells at you for wasting too much indicator in your titration.

>>13309642
And then I sigh and shake my head because this is too much bullshit for a summer job, even if it is paying for my tuition at MGCU

>>13309630
I'm not a medical expert, but I don't think arms are supposed to bend that way.

>>13309648
She's a snake, she can be flexible.

>>13309627
Fine.
Trader Anon
There. That's one.

>>13309628
What monstergirl did it involve?

How would you react to your Waifu being embarrassed to be in public?

>>13309652
If I recall correctly, it was a lizardgirl.

>>13309655
please don't post monsterboys

>>13309655
That's a monsterboy. Fuck off.

>>13309655
>waifu

>>13309655
>trap
>waifu
kek.

>>13309655
That's a nice trap you have there.

>>13309655
Plenty of headpats then and lots of cuddles later.

>>13309655
Have very public makeouts with her in front of everyone

>>13309651

Cool. Anyone else? After all, MOST CYOA writefags aren't on the list, right?

>>13309658
What?

>>13309668

>>13309659
>>13309662
>>13309663

>>13309655
Delete that.

>>13309600
>Implying the plebs deserve to lay their filthy eyes upon her
Value your waifu more, christ.

>>13309655
Fuck off to /v/.

>>13309666
Satan is a faggot. Who knew.

>Its not NTR if you fuck Lilith

>>13309655
What's truly objectionable about this is that he lets a bunch of random guys fuck him.

Thread plz no be shit anymore

>>13309650
Snakes still have bones you know

>>13309668
I'll explain this with pictures

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1558253?tags=gujira
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1558255?tags=gujira
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1954449?tags=gujira

And this is why they are yelling at you

>>13309686
Like he didn't know.

>>13309681
Well he IS a whore after all.

>>13309677
Lucifer Morningstar is beyond orientation and beyond your judgements, mortal

>>13309581

The only active writefags I know of are Penywise, Lanternon and Alp.

And I'm cool with that because Penywise and Lanternon are especially good, plus Alp has a lot of variety.

>>13309689
Well he deleted his post, so there is the possibility that he really was just an ignorant fuck.

>>13309683
I think it's more of a case of shadows making things looked really messed up. I think she's supposed to be holding her arm out from her side.

>>13309692
I don't care if you're kidding, fuck off with tumblrshit.

>>13309690
Whores get paid. He was just a slutty Incubus who got broken by one fag's cock.

I miss the days when there were lots of writefags posting stories every thread. Why did so many die or go into hibernation at once?

>>13309689
I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt.

>>13309701
Oh, so it was another one of those "MC dick tames another ultra-slut" stories?

>>13309696

It really looks like the guy didn't know that was a trap, and he deleted his post as soon as he got informed of it. If he were ignorant, he would've not done so.

Calm down, man.

>>13309705
Because I'm a lazy shit and haven't touched my main story in two months.

>>13309705
They left or ran out of ideas


I miss having a lot of drawfags

>>13309695
There's PRW, Anxiety_Incarnate, and Kitsoviet as of recent.

>>13309705
Because I'm insecure with my ability to write sex and don't know how I want my short story to end.

>>13309705
Because no one appreciated them, or their content was being deleted.
Hell I still don't know if it's safe to do CYOAs again.

>>13309705

Because of how toxic the threads became. That, real life, and the natural decay rate of such people means you get very little OC as of late. If these threads weren't 24/7 you wouldn't notice it as much.

>>13309715

I haven't heard of the other two, but Kitsoviet is back? Nice.

>>13309717
EMCol is that you?

>>13309705

I'm just a lazy cunt.

>>13309705

>tfw a writer you're following suddenly disappeared

>>13309646
>Look lady, I'm starving. I need to have something besides coffee. I'm not centrifuging another damn thing until I get a hot meal.
>Oh that's right, I forgot. You lab slaves have to eat. There should be some food in the cupboard downstairs.
>Are these god damn K-rations? This shit expired in Korea!
>"Don't be such a baby."
>"Take an internship they said. Get some experience they said. It will look good on your resume they said. You get a hot boss as a bonus, they said.That fish is so cold she's frozen."
>A chill hand gropes his ass. "I am not a cold fish. Now get your needed nutrition and get back to work."

>>13309718
>CYOAs

No thank you.

>>13309715
>>13309695

Plus YBA and Harblador

>>13309722
Nope, honestly I'm fairly new to the scene.
I only have three green texts under my belt, but all of them were fairly well received so I figure I might try my hand at prose after I wrap up my current story.

>>13309720
Why do you hate 24/7 threads?

>>13309726
Rather have that than more of Bob's snuff.

>>13309705
>You and a handful of others cannot fill the void
Well whatever. So long as i have a story left unfinished, even if the world burns around me, I'll still write smut. On dead concrete with the black smudges of my charred fingers if I have to.

>>13309718

I'm glad they were killed off. Threads full of nothing but numbers are worse than trudging through all the arguments, so I'm really grateful to that last CYOA guy for screwing up so badly.

>>13309736
The numbers died off months before the move happened.
Are you retarded?

>>13309734
You don't have to read his shit.

>>13309739

Fine then, posts with nothing but single words are annoying to trudge through. CYOAs are just bad in general, write an actual story or even a greentext.

>>13309742
Yeah but when it's the only writing we're given?

>>13309733

Because they turn every community that does them into nothing but shitstorms. Threads stop being about OC and instead become glorified anonymous chatrooms. Poe's Law starts becoming reality, lowering the level of discourse until you get what we have today.

There is ZERO benefit to a 24/7 thread. If you want that, go to a forum. This is 4chan. If there's something to discuss, it gets discussed. But having a thread up just for the chance that something MIGHT happen isn't how 4chan works.

>>13309734
...He writes snuff?

>>13309708
Basically...

>Incubi breaks into dude's house to rape dude for food
>Winds up getting plowed hard and half-mind broken by the D
>Next day sticks around, determined to prove worth as a rapist, refuses to lose to the guy's D
>Continues to lose to the guy's D
>Guy makes him dress as a girl
>Takes him to school
>Flips his skirt, makes him get him off during class
>Puts him in a bathroom and lets other students have their free fun

>>13309748
>Fine then, posts with nothing but single words are annoying to trudge through
What the fuck are you talking about?
CYOAs used strawpolls once everyone got tired of numbers.
You're literally making up reasons to shit on someone having the GALL to want to involve his audience.

>>13309718

>Content being deleted

Only one writefag I know ever complained about that, and far smuttier works remain on the pastebin. The issue was definitely on his end.

>>13309705
After a bout of inspiration a couple of days ago I decided to try out the writefag game and I'm about 1/4 of the way through the first chapter.

Only thing is it's total hardcore femdom smut

>>13309751
Eh, normally I'd agree with you, but this is the only "general" on /jp/ that is 80% shitstorms.

>>13309759
So keep writing it, there are certainly people here who will like it, and you can just ignore the vanilla lovers who talk shit.
There's an entire group who have been starved for content recently, and your story sound like it would fit that, so keep trudging onward.

>>13309756

Doesn't matter either way. The official moderator position is that CYOAs and Quests belong on /tg/.

>>13309749
You still don't.

>>13309756

Oh please, only a few CYOAs used strawpoll. Besides, even if they came back and strawpoll was used to eliminate the junk responses, the shitstorms they caused were massive.

>>13309759

I don't see the problem with that. Monstergirls have a lot of potential in that area due to their strength, the whole maledom/femdom shitposting is a relatively new thing here.

>>13309768
>the shitstorms they caused were massive.
Might as well Delete these generals then, because everything under the sun causes shitstorms.
First it was Horse Pussy
Then it was Spiders being liars
then it was This
Then it was that
Then it was Cait Sith making people think everything KC done prior to it was now gone
Now we're shitpositing about writers and drawfags being gone when they have people like >>13309766 shitting all over them.

>>13309759
Me gusta.

M O N S T E R G I R L S

>>13309759
>spoiler
No thank you, but keep at it.

>>13309759
Define hardcore.

>>13309759
>it's total hardcore femdom smut
Gross.

Most people here are into that, though, so expect positive responses.

>>13309778
What happens if you polish a unicorns horn?

>>13309775

Why do you want something that adds to the pile of shit back? Not that it matters, the other anon you quoted gave a good official reason not to bring them back.

>CYOAs
Are you guys new to /jp/?

Last time we had people seriously attempt to do that was circa 2008 and it was only YAF.

You were not allowed to actually directly post those in here. It got annoying fast and actually attracted ERPers from other chans, which is why one of the rules stated you couldn't RP.

I'm not surprised to hear you guys got banned for actually posting them anywhere.

>>13309766
Well, the concept of monster girls is pretty /tg/-like, if you ask me.

>>13309759
Go for it.

>>13309783
You get magical unicorn mayonnaise

>>13309766
What if the CYOAs were updated through pastebin and choices were made through strawpolls posted in thread?

>>13309785
They add no more shitposting than the mere mentioning of Bob or .less.

>>13309787

I know, right? The last time someone tried one here it went on for over a month, finally causing a shitstorm so bad the mods stepped in and deleted half the thread. They are nothing but bad news and should stay in /tg/ where they belong.

>>13309794

At that point you might as well just run on Anonkun.

>>13309759
No thanks. I'm just into tender loving femdom.

I expect a shitstorm when you post it.

>>13309794
That's what SuperEgo did with his stuff now that I think about it.

>>13309796
Even if they cured cancer, they're not allowed, so drop it.

>>13309787
>Are you guys new to /jp/?
This is a rhetorical question, right?

>>13309787
You really don't know anything about the community in these threads do you?

>>13309794
Trader anon tried that
He got so few results when compared to when he posted on the board that he went back to that method.
>actually attracted ERPers from other chans
I never once saw someone doing this unironically when CYOAs began.

>>13309794

I honestly think thats a better idea. People who like CYOAs can read them and have their fun and everyone else has one less shitstorm or sea of short responses to wade through.

You guys do realize this is all probably Trader Anon being butthurt he's not relevant anymore? Who else would be THIS upset about not being on a list and not being allowed to run a CYOA here?

>>13309808

Trader Anon, Nyanon or possibly even Bromont being asshurt over it. But I doubt its Bromont because he never comes here anymore anyway.

>>13309794
You mean like how YBA has been running Vengeance since forever?

>>13309814
Bromont's computer is kill, and he's mostly working these days.

>>13309815
>Using Snuff as an example
Really quality stuff there.

The only CYOAs I like are those with multiple already written choices. You know, on a website and stuff.

>>13309821
>Implying anyone has died
Yeah, don't talk like you've read something when you clearly haven't.

>>13309820
He actually still lurks every now and then.
Frankly it's getting out of hand with the finger pointing and false accusations of events that aren't even happening.

How would family reunions go with your waifu?

>>13309837
What kind of place can you rent for a ten thousand strong family reunion?

>>13308977
Disgusting.

>>13309837
I would be forced to deal with a bunch of Vampires and their husbands, so it would be an exposure to all periods in history for thousands of years.
Translation and language barriers would be a bitch though, thankfully English is the most important language in the world and thus most aristocrats would have at least rudimentary knowledge

>>13309831
>Frankly it's getting out of hand with the finger pointing and false accusations of events that aren't even happening.
Welcome to Monster girl general.
Where if it's not .less, it's Bob, if it's not Bob it's someone else.
We need to shitpost about someone

>>13309847
Shut the fuck up you alp

>>13309847
Can't we just focus on the reason why we're all here in the first place?

You know, Wurms?

>>13309844
Take it easy, Daddy-O.

>>13309847
Can we make up someone to shitpost about? Like Eggkun, the guy who wants to eat scrambled harpy eggs that their parents have been sitting on long enough to bond with before sending them pictures?

>>13309793
Please tell me you didn't make any sandwiches with it.

>>13309856
Still less bothersome than NTR or Monster Boys.

This is my first time being a write fag, please don't bully too hard

>Another day in MGC, another day of avoiding being kidnapped or rapped outside of your apartment
>Especially from the nerdy Anubis that lived across the hall
>After your morning routine you step outside of your apartment, trying to get to the stairs before she leaves hers
>You weren't fast enough, you never are
>"Anon! Anon wait for me"
>You hurry down the stairs, pretending not to hear her, you just a normal day for once
>You leave the building and try to open your car, fumbling with your keys as she closes the distance behind you
>Right as you get your key in the lock she pulls you into a hug, burying her face in your back
>You just had to take the office job

Continue?

>>13309837
A bunch of smelly hermits talking about ancient history. It would be pretty neat.

>>13309837
The Order of Set holds a grand mass every Sunday.
Gathering all her Anubian Daughters, it is in effect, a vast family reunion.

Barbeque is provided but everyone is encouraged to bring some hors d'oeuvres.

>>13309861
Sure.
Even though I hate MGC.

>>13309861
>Nerdy Anubis
YES.

>Continue
This just annoys people.

Just get on with it.

>>13309861
>rapped
>by a nerdy anubis
This is like white girls trying to be rappers, huh?
Continue.

>>13309844
You're going to have to bully harder than that.

>>13309863

It's like that fun classics as comics thread going on right now.

>Jason and the Argonauts was the original epic crossover event and roadtrip

>>13309861
Why would you not continue? Are you afraid your greentext might ruin the shitpost storm?

Also, don't joke about getting rapped. It truly is a fate worse than death.

>>13309853
It offends me that you think I'm here for retard lamia "dragons".

>>13309861
It's 9 fucking lines of greentext. If you're going to write something, write something, don't throw out a blurb and ask if people want more like you're scared of them.

>>13309878
Please don't bully.

>>13309861

Fuck yeah I'm fapping so hard my hand is like a blur and is in danger of going back in time, killing hitler and creating a new timeline where stalin took over europe. Its a dark future and its all your fault, faggot.

But really, not bad.

For the Anubis fucker.

>>13309797
I don't read these threads even though I deal with monster girls often. CYOA caught my eye actually.

I haven't gone to /tg/ in forever and last time I went there, after they added roll commands, it was too much faster paced for me keep with.

You all seem just as lost as I am right now, I think you're fine here though.

>>13309803
Nope. It looks chaotic.

You guys sure came all the way from the bottom of the ghetto.

Rate waifu.

>You will never have an obsessive, non yandere monster girl keep you locked in cuddles and kisses as long as she is awake.

>>13309861
>rapped
>you will never be ambushed by an alp with oversized sunglasses and a clock hanging from her neck holding a microphone and trying to start a rap battle with you
>you will never silence her midway through with a nose flick

>>13309879
With how easy it is to cause a shit storm, he probably is scared of us.

>>13309888
>genderbent

Gee thanks.

>>13309888
This is great.

>>13309896
I expected manubis.