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The Thread that rose back from The Dead.

Drama-free MG Collection:
http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13298551
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>>13298548

Not so Drama-free other Collections:

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress:
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.13298552

Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, Butthead. I'm totally gonna score with a monster girl, uh-huh, huh.

>> No.13298554

>>13298548
>Beat me to it
Dammit. Anubis OP will have to wait for another day...
Oh well, Liches are great, good job OP.

>> No.13298556
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First for Frogs.

>> No.13298558

>>13298548
Well, you didn't fuck it up.

Good show.

>> No.13298563

>>13298558
Not like it matters if he gets the title or not.
Seriously.

>> No.13298566 [DELETED] 

benis in bagina :DDD

>> No.13298568

>>13298563
Maybe not, but I'd rather have too much effort than none at all.

>> No.13298569

>>13298566
Monster girl threads in a nutshell.

>> No.13298572

Quickly! Your Lich Waifu is severely tired, because it's hard to read when she's awake and asleep, and you couldn't tell her to go to bed, so now she's mixing potions! What happens and how do you react?

Hard mode : It doesn't end in explosions
C҉̕҉̹̺̺̮̤͔̼͓̲͡ͅt͏̵̸̡̮͔̤̯̩͖͔̹̮͓͔̘͎̩̺̲͍ͅh̶͕̥͇̬̰̣̹̠̳̖̣͖̪ù̸̞̮̜̟̦̻̩̥̜͎̱̪͉̗̪̭̺̣͘̕ͅl̵̷̠͇̻̞̜͔̺̤̩͇̭̦̳̪͜h͙̻̘̜̻̟̥̘̟̦͙̣̰̳̙̀̀u͏̴̧͙̗̟̗̱̤͎̀ ̴̨̢̦̙͇͚̜̗̘̯̗̝͍̱͎͝ͅf̲̣͓̱͔͙̼͚̻̩̀͘͢͞h̸̲̮̯̮̪͉̲͎̲̹͍̣̬̥̲̫̣͍̼͝ṱ̳̗̘͍̀͘͜͜͡à̸̺̬͓̫̞̺͕̫͟g͟҉̶̮͔̟̤͓͍͎̦̯͕̬͔͖͢n̷̢͚͙̖̪̟̺̖̱̩͕̟̫̰̦̜̤̗̺͎ ͘͡͏̘̩͖̯̟̳̬͔͓͡:͍̩̭̗̟̫͈͎͝ ̢̙̼̯̖͇̜̥͉͡ͅI͏̷̵̧̘̻̜̯̩̞̬͜t̵̢͠͏̞̳̠̬̥̦ ̵̨̬̜̫̘̪̠̜̼̱̙̱ͅd̡̨͔̩̞̠̺͓̱͎̲͍̘̻̯̜͈̖̀̕ͅo̵̮̹̗̬͖͙̯̗̭̯͚͍̣̘͍̠͉̙̳͜ę͘҉̢̭̪͚͓ş̺̖̩̫̟̣̱̪̥̠̫̠̬͖̺͜ṋ̢̛͇̖̫͚̖̟͇̗͈̕'̸͏̹̻̪̘̝̹ț̵̨̱̖̬͕͓̪̥̟̪̞̣̩͓̺̻͜ ̛͏̧͕̬̦͓̦͈͓͞ȩ̶̛̟͉̠͔̥̳̖̩͇̗̝͕͜ņ̖̥̼͔̖̳́d̨̡̻̱̤̱̰̱̙̦̳͔̜͇̥͖̤͉̼͎͟͝͠ ̨̩̪̤̗̫̩̀̀͞͞ì̠̮̩͙̥͙̖͇̩͕̲̯̱̦͜n̷̦̝̗͉̭̮̺̖̯̥̳̥͢ ̴̢̨̹͙̼̠̘̬̝͚̭͎s̛̜̝̳̞̺̪͞e҉͝҉̢͈̯̠̟̗̖ͅͅx̨̧̼̟͇͉̬̙̰̗̺͍̦̜̲͓͝

>> No.13298573

>>13298528

Do you have a spell book on you? If so, I suggest getting the "Inner Child" spell from it. It's pretty useful in the starting areas, especially after the 9/11 update back in 2001, good old days we had back when they nerfed the Ushi-Onis, shit became actually playable...

But anyway, you can use the book and learn the spell in the Falling Sun temple. It's to the North of the starting town. Once you reach lvl. 5, you can upgrade it into the "Give War A Chance" spell, which pretty much guarantees your farming until you reach lvl 15, it grants you magic shields that explode when touched by enemies. It's pretty good against large groups of enemies, so go batshit insane with it.

The last upgrade for this spell tree is the best, it's called "FUCKING INVINCIBLE". Few people know how overpowered this shit is, so get it as soon as possible before the devs "fix" it. The spell's function is... pretty self explanatory, really.

Good luck, mate. See you in the Zipangu Area.

>> No.13298576
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Mice are olev.

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>>13298576
Nyanon pls leave right now because trolls and shitheads are awake

>> No.13298584

>Starting with a Lich, and not fucking it up
Oh yes, this is nice.

>> No.13298585

>>13298576
Sup Nyanon

>> No.13298588

>>13298576

Sure, until you realize you have to lock up your own cheese supply. She won't stop stealing any that I have left out. And I'm a man who loves his cheese.

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Here's my thesis: anything I don't like is trolling and bait.

>> No.13298590

>>13298585
Just completed the Caraveener's challenge quest, about it.
How're the kids?

>> No.13298591

>>13298589
Well, let me present my rebuttal:
You're a faggot.

>> No.13298597
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>"My potions are too strong for you traveller~"

>> No.13298599 [DELETED] 
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>lich encounter will never be finished

>> No.13298601
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Redhead monsters?

>> No.13298604

>>13298590
Still don't exist yet, as always.

>> No.13298605

>>13298566
And mouth, pussy, hands, feet, neck, between the breasts, behind the back of the knee, between the thighs, and between the buttcheeks, and that's just for starters.

>> No.13298606
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http://pastebin.com/9RHVBr7N

>> No.13298607

>>13298591
I disagree.

Time for a peer review.

>> No.13298608

>>13298601
Yes.

>> No.13298610

Would Monstergirls, specifically your waifu, like the country/state/city you live in??

>> No.13298611

>>13298589
I am Dr. Fuckyourshityouautist, and I confirm this is fact.

>> No.13298613

>>13298597
Goblin merchant I am going into battle! I need your strongest potions!

>> No.13298614
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>>13298601
Yes.

>> No.13298617

>>13298607
Indeed, we should also make sure to use a representable sample size.

>> No.13298620

>>1329861
Oh definitely.

>> No.13298621

>>13298610
>??

Fucking hell I need to sleep.

>> No.13298623

>>13298610
She'd have to, unless she can afford living somewhere else.

>>13298605
You forgot inside the ear.

>>13298582
>leave right now because trolls and shitheads are awake
I'm tired of this meme.

>> No.13298625
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>>13298614
Red is best

>> No.13298634
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>>13298572
Silly Anon, the dead need no rest. Another of the perks of having a lich waifu.

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>>13298625
But not on that monster.

She's a shit.

White is also a good colour

>> No.13298639

>>13298623
>You forgot inside the ear.
Shut up Bob.

>> No.13298642

>>13298634
This is the cutest looking western? nose I've seen yet. Also

>Lich smiling

This made my day.

>> No.13298643

>>13298635
>Succubus a shit
Are you trying to start another argument?

>> No.13298645

>>13298643
Soul sucking ones are shit though.

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>>13298552
Please. Bevis couldn't score if he stripped naked and ran around during the full moon.
Aaaand now that image is burned into my mind. Fuck.

>> No.13298648

Well, here's that Kikimora thing from last thread some of you wanted. First time I pastebin anything.

http://pastebin.com/Sif3NKqZ

>> No.13298649

>>13298643
>argument
Don't worry, there's nothing to argue, he's right.

>> No.13298650
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>>13298625
Unless it's attached to a souls sucking murder machine.

>> No.13298653
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Enter the Dragon?

>> No.13298654

>>13298639
Try again.

>>13298634
Do undead monster girls smell? Can their lungs absord oxygen, letting them produce adenosine triphosphate, which in turn would let them contract their muscles?

>> No.13298655

>>13298647
*Beavis
Fuck, I'm dropping the ball all over the place today.

>> No.13298657

>>13298643
>>13298649
That was fast.

>> No.13298658

>>13298650
That's not a polite way to refer to Finnish elves!

>> No.13298659

>>13298605
I cannot believe I forgot the ass.

>> No.13298661

>>13298647
Just think about that new show Beaver and Butthead. It's about a beaver girl and a goat girl in their quest to get laid.

>> No.13298662

>>13298648
>tfw your screenshots have the same name as the pastebin story

>> No.13298663

>>13298634
But that means I never get to sleep with my waifu.

>> No.13298666

>>13298647
>>13298655
God damn it, I wish I had drawing skills now.

>>13298653
Does she come in a free DLC or do I have to pay for it?

>> No.13298668

>>13298659
>Forgetting buttfun

Wow man.

>> No.13298671

>>13298662
Post it too.

>> No.13298672

>>13298663
Well, she could always pretend, you know?

>> No.13298673

>>13298572
How about I throw in some options for people to muck about with?
http://www.random.org
Roll 1-100.
1-20: Your waifu's appearance is altered, coming to reflect an age equal to the number you rolled.
21-40: Your waifu transforms into a random MG http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The transformation lasts for the number of months equal to the number you rolled.

41-60: Your waifu becomes exceedingly horny, to the point of chaining you down, performing some of her most horrendous, lewd experiments upon you. What she does (First at least) will depend upon the 2nd digit you rolled.
0-2, she'll drain potion after aphrodisiac potion down your throat with little care to the blending of effects.
3-5, she'll summon that number of undead thralls to tease and gangbang your body with her
6-8, she'll increase your penis size by that much
9, she'll do all of the above, in rapid succession, and leave you blue balled throughout the entire thing.

61-80: Your waifu falls into a deep, deep slumber lasting this number, in an amount based on the 2nd digit.
1-3 = Years
4-6 = Months
7-9 = Weeks
0 = Days

81-99: Your waifu will be divided into 4 different clones of herself. Use the above posted link to roll 4 MGs. Each clone has a personality based on the MGs you roll. You may re-roll a number of times equal to the 2nd digit of your number roll.
100! Your waifu genderswaps into a feminine-looking boy. Roll again. 1-50, "She" will forcefully fuck you, both giving and taking anal, while you remain a guy. 51-100, "She'll" turn you into a girl, and fuck all your holes. The transformation lasts 100 Days.

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>>13298650
Not all Succubi are soul sucking monsters.
Even if Shiki's is.

>> No.13298675

>>13298623
>She'd have to, unless she can afford living somewhere else.
Well, no. She wouldn't have to. I sure as hell don't like this upstate NY, but I live here because my family needs me around.

>>13298663
I would like to imagine she would lay there with me, pretending to sleep, and then watch me after I drift off.

>> No.13298677

>>13298658
I was referring to the Succushit, not the big breasted Finn in my post.

>> No.13298679

>>13298671
I guess I could stitch them together, but why bother when he put up a proper thing.

>> No.13298682

>>13298634
>Somebody else posting fanart I got
A nice feeling.

Great censor-work anon.

>> No.13298684

>>13298642
>?
Yes, Norasuko is a Western artist.

>> No.13298685

>>13298634
A shame about that nose.

>> No.13298686

>>13298673
You fucked up the link: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>> No.13298688

>>13298677
But the description could apply to either. Does that mean Red hair is only okay when not attached to succubi or rape elves?

>> No.13298690

>>13298672
>>13298675

I dunno man, I sleep like a dead man already. Even though she'd thoroughly enjoy being in my arms for like, 12 hours at a time, I can't ask her to waste her day like that. It's a different story if I shoo her off and wake up cuddling her again.

>> No.13298691

>>13298673
>roll 14
Well, I guess it could have gone much worse. At least she is still a Lich.

>> No.13298692

>>13298668
I'm just coming down.

>> No.13298693

>>13298686
I am ashamed. Funny thing is, it did occur to me, "Isn't it .com?" as I was writing, but I neglected to check.

I apologize, and thank you for posting the correct link anon.

>> No.13298694

>>13298690
>I can't ask her to waste her day like that
It's not like her time is worth anything when she's an undead, huh?

>> No.13298695

>>13298688
Rape Elves are fine, soul consuming monstrosities are not.

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>>13298688
Red hair is fine even on Succubi and elves.
It's fine even if it's pinkish.

>> No.13298700

>>13298556
I want dat frog butt.

>> No.13298701

>>13298674
That's why you hire a shota to fuck her first, if he dies, she's no good.

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>>13298548
Always be sure to feed your daughteru
Make her grow big and strong and cute.

>> No.13298705

>>13298673
>69
>9
9 Weeks? Spend that time on 4chan.

>> No.13298706

>>13298606
>kit's back from the dead
Dear diary today was a good day

>> No.13298707

Thread recap should be coming either late tonight or early tomorrow morning, depending on insomnia

>> No.13298708

Name one Monstergirl in MGC that can husbando a rad slick parkour loving motherfucker who's listening to some hype as fuck music?

Protip: You can't.

>> No.13298709

>>13298673
>1 year old hellhound
Adorable but it will be a long 15 years.
Wonder how the Daughteru reacts

>> No.13298710

>>13298673
>31
>Hellhound waifu
>Rolled Hellhound.
Well that was a big waste of time.

>> No.13298711

>>13298701
You think shotas are easy to come by? All those Weresheep in their ice cream trucks just pick them up off the streets.

>> No.13298712

>>13298707
GO TO BED YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE

>> No.13298713

>>13298606
Fucking finally.

>> No.13298714

I want to take a Sea bishops silly hat!

>> No.13298715

>>13298662
You capped it?

>> No.13298716

>>13298708
An Alp, it's what that faggot deserves after all.

>> No.13298717

>>13298713
Sorry I came down with a severe case of everythingiwritesoundsshittytome syndrome

>> No.13298720

>>13298705
No anon. Second digit determines division, whole number is the actual amount of time.

So 69 Weeks, or about a year and four months.

>> No.13298723

>>13298654
It's Necromancy, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>13298663
Just because you don't need friends to live doesn't mean you can't have them.
A lich can probably sleep and have dreams, even if she doesn't need it for her body to function, and even if she can't she can probably develop a spell that can help her simulate it.

>> No.13298724

>>13298711
Please, there are countless waifs just desperate enough to do anything for a chocolate bar. Thank 3DPD.

>> No.13298726

>>13298707
Hopefully never.

>>13298714
Do NOT bully them just 'cause most of them are nice. What if the sea bishop you decided to annoy was a tough motherfucker?

>> No.13298729

>>13298709
>>13298710
You guys to recall it was for a Lich Waifu messing around with potions in the first place, right?

Well, at least the second of you gets his preferred Waifu? Albeit one who acts like a Lich.

>> No.13298730

>>13298726
Then i will take her tablet too and call her a dork!

>> No.13298731

Whats your waifu's favorite type of food?

Mexican/Chinese Master Race

>> No.13298732

>>13298673
82
>(Scylla)Clingy bold hinezumi
>Siren
Don't like singing, reroll
>Ushi
Reroll
>(Ignis) Fiery hinezumi that likes rough sex
>(Apophis) Sadistic, yanlite hinezumi
>(Mothman) Simple, gentle hinezumi
I'm fine with this lineup.

>> No.13298736

>>13298720
I see now. As a sufferingfag i like it.

>> No.13298741

>Furthermore, they have gentle hearts and a love of people, so they save from drowning those who fall into the ocean whenever they can. If they were too late and a man was about to die from drowning, they would likely try to quickly perform the ritual and remake the man’s body in order to save him. Of course sexual intercourse between a man and monster is necessary for it, but in this case, they won't hesitate to use their own body. They go as far as offering up their body in their attempts to save a man.

Huh, what if a sea bishop rescues a man who's on the verge on death and who is already married to another woman?

>> No.13298743

>>13298648
Thanks. I was waiting for that.

>> No.13298745

>>13298731
yakisoba a shit, mexica a diarrhea

>> No.13298747

>>13298736
Well, you could always molest her slumbering body, using her like your own personal sex doll and onahole, while she's out of it?

>Lich Waifu awakes at last
>Finds her belly swollen and pregnant

>> No.13298750

>>13298741
Either nothing happens or bigamy happens.

>> No.13298751

>>13298731
I fucking hate anything even remotely spicy, and I'm from South America.

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>>13298726
>Implying Sea Bishops aren't bully bait.

Look at her with her 'thou shalt not refuse the fishmaid' commandments. How can you not bully her?

>> No.13298759

>>13298757
Don't bully the Sea Bishop, you fagget.

>> No.13298760

>>13298741
The sea bishop tell him it was all for the purpose of saving his life so that he can go back to his wife.
And he brings her with him.

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>>13298671
>>13298715
Ok, missed one post post, but I fixed it.

Still, be sure to check out >>13298648

>> No.13298762

>>13298759
You can't stop me.

And afterwards I'm going to bully the chubby P'Orc girl by spanking her belly and calling it the 'bacon tax'.

Then I'm going to read the Crow Tengu's fan fiction out to the class! Then get slightly embarrassed when it's about me sweeping her off her feet.

>> No.13298763

>>13298750
I hope she wouldn't let a man die simply because he's already engaged. It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???

KC's setting sucks.

>>13298760
If all parties agree then shit, happy end.

>>13298757
A girl from high school I was friends with was so incredibly fucking nice with people I felt it was my obligation to "bully" her before someone else decided to take advantage of her niceness.

Anyway, listen to >>13298759.

>> No.13298764

>>13298714
Eh, I'd rather have a Merrow's hat

>> No.13298766

>>13298757
She's one of those cases where the Monstergirl is too cute to be bullied.

>> No.13298768

>>13298694
Every moment of my waifu's undeath is a priceless moment.

>> No.13298770

>>13298768
Then don't feel like you're wasting her time by spending time together. You're a couple after all, silly.

>> No.13298773

>>13298763
>It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???
What's the alternative?
Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
Him returning to his wife, saying that he slept with another woman, and it wasn't rape because the alternative was death?

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>>13298576
Mice are tiniest waifus, only second to fairies.

>> No.13298778

>>13298773
>Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
If she has to have sex to save lives, I'm sure her reputation would be the opposite of that.

>Him returning to his wife, saying that he slept with another woman, and it wasn't rape because the alternative was death?
Why wouldn't her wife be glad he didn't die, though?

>> No.13298779

>>13298763
>I hope she wouldn't let a man die simply because he's already engaged. It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???
Nah, KC's girls can fuck guys and don't fall in love with them immediately. I just said two options because there's always the possibility. Sea Bishops are so vanilla that they probably wouldn't want to be with a guy who is already married anyway.

>> No.13298782

Uh oh! You're riding in a plane above the Bermuda Triangle when you find out your pilot was a Baneposter, and intends to crash this plane with no survivors.

Fortunately, you didn't die so good, and are now floating in the middle of the open ocean, with nothing but water all around, and darkness below you.

What Aquatic Waifu comes to your rescue, or just kidnaps you?

>> No.13298786

>>13298774
I've been on /a/ and /jp/ and /d/ too long. I wonder what spaghetti tentacle rape would be like? Pretty tasty I bet.

>> No.13298787

>>13298774
I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a devilbug? Could she still shrink while she's on your dick?

>> No.13298788

>>13298782
>Aquatic Waifu
I'd rather drown.

>> No.13298789

>>13298773
>Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
Please, if we go with MGE's setting monstergirls value human lives over anything. She would be praised if anything.

>> No.13298790

>>13298782
A CIAslime?

>> No.13298791

>>13298778
I was just kidding anyway anon. Although...

>>13298779
What if the Sea Bishop herself was already married?

>> No.13298792

>>13298782
Rusalka I'm not much of an ocen guy, and she's literally the only aquatic I'd a.

>> No.13298793

>>13298761
Well thank you.

>> No.13298796

>>13298606
>be feeling shitty
>see this
>feel better
You have my thanks, Kit.

>> No.13298797
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13298797

>>13298782
Merrow.
The 2nd gentlest of all the Aquatic girls.

>> No.13298798

>>13298782
I like Nereids.

>>13298788
You too huh?

>> No.13298800
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13298800

>>13298782
The best one.

>> No.13298801

>>13298796
Glad that you liked it.

>> No.13298802

>>13298788
Oh, don't be so grumpy! That Ara Ara Kraken who just snatched you doesn't want to see a cute boy pout!

>> No.13298803

>>13298782
Seabishop pls. I can handle a little bit of preaching/converting/whatever. A Scylla that respects my wishes would also be pretty cash.

>> No.13298804

>>13298793
I prefer textfiles, but then again I count every byte...

>> No.13298806
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13298806

>>13298774
How does one deal with a Mouse Girl infestation in your apartment?

Getting tired of opening the pantry to find Mouse Girls helping themselves to my cheese and crackers.

>> No.13298808

>>13298782
Merrow, or Sea Bishop.

>> No.13298810

>>13298782
Honestly? A sea bishop. Considering they're so gentle and never horny, I wouldn't fear for my safety.

>>13298791
Then give that man a medal for marrying her knowing she'd eventually have to use her own body to save others' lives.

>>13298790
Holy SHIT.

>> No.13298811

>>13298782
seaslime. the poor thing gets so little love i just want to give her a hug and tell her how sexy i find see-through girls to be.

>> No.13298812

>>13298802
Screw you, I'm gonna hang out with my buddy Davy Jones.

>> No.13298813

>>13298653
yes please.

>> No.13298814

>>13298782
>implying I didn't bail out ahead of time and leave Juan to see to the wreckage in my place

>> No.13298815

>>13298782
I wouldn't mind a Selkie or Sahuagin, but those probably aren't available out there in the middle of the ocean.

>> No.13298817

>>13298812
>implying Davy Jones isn't another older, possibly even more powerful Kraken

>> No.13298818

>>13298817
with a name like that she'd also probably have to be a tomboy

>> No.13298821

>>13298817
Yes, that is exactly what I'm implying.

>> No.13298822

>>13298818
Well she does have a Locker.

>> No.13298823

>>13298806
Drunk Bait.

>> No.13298824

>>13298810
>Then give that man a medal for marrying her knowing she'd eventually have to use her own body to save others' lives.
I was actually thinking more about whether she'd be willing to use her body, which she'd have dedicated to her husband, to save other men, than whether or not he'd be able to live with it.

>> No.13298826

>>13298806
Invite some were-cats over, show them the pantry, and then get out of the way. This may make your apartment a bit messy though.
You could always resort to an 'eating out' strategy and keep no food in your house. That may make them beg and bargain with you though.
Or just accept it and invite them out of the pantry to watch some television, play some games, have some dinner. Mouse girl dinners are like big family reunions each night, it's very exciting.

>> No.13298828
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13298828

>>13298782
> You're riding in a plane above the Bermuda Triangle
>What Aquatic Waifu comes to your rescue, or just kidnaps you?
There's only one option.
The Unpronounceable one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

>> No.13298829

>>13298673
>52
You better believe I want this.

>> No.13298833

Slowly starting to think about it more and more.
Picturing possible scenes longer and longer.
It's getting closer to me actually wanting to go back.
Would you all want to come back with me? To simpler times?
What would you say if I said
'Let's Go Back to Sorn. Maybell is waiting'

>> No.13298837

>>13298833
...is anybody else very confused, or am I just too newfag?

>> No.13298838
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13298838

Have a thing from /tg/

>> No.13298841

>>13298782
I'm gonna have to go with a Nereid. They seem like nice ladies.

>> No.13298843

>>13298838
>Gazer in a Keyhole Sweater
Much approval.

Bless dem /tg/ drawfags.

>> No.13298844

>>13298838
That's a neat chalk drawing
>>13298837
Nah, I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about either..

>> No.13298845

>>13298673
Waifu splits into 4 monsters

>Khepri
>Kakuen
>Golem
>Large mouse
Not bad, could have been worse.

>> No.13298846

>>13298838
Looks horrible.

>> No.13298848

>>13298837
>>13298844
Confirmed Newfags.

>> No.13298851

>>13298838
What's the deal with those overly long sleeves? It's like she WANTS to be bullied.

>> No.13298854

>>13298838
>tfw we get more art from /tg/ than from native drawfags

>> No.13298855
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13298855

Do you think there's any hope we'll get an image of Kakuen dressed as Space Pirate Ryoko?

>> No.13298856
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13298856

>>13298828
Is it time for the monster girl from the deepest oceans and the weirdest of planes to rise again?

>> No.13298857

>>13298833
I'd make a joke about this being long 'aweighted', but I don't think anyone waited for it.

>> No.13298860

>>13298806
https://youtu.be/dN27VwNJJb0?t=2m20s

>> No.13298861

>>13298855
Hopefully not.

>> No.13298862

>>13298851
>Petite insecure Gazer thrashing her arms around
>"A-Anon, staaawp! I-It's not funny! Th-This was the smallest Keyhole sweater I could find!"
>"I-I just wanted you to notice me..."

Good fucking job, asshole. She's sobbing now.

>> No.13298864

>>13298861
Okay, what do you want to see?
Because I'm out of suggestions.

>> No.13298865

>>13298854
It's really all you can expect when all our draw fags do is draw their own Donut Steele characters.

Hell, the only person I've seen drop any real content is that Zombie Neko guy, and that's fucking rare as it is, plus it always has his Donut Steele in it also.
Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen anything from that other new drawfag, though he did say he almost exclusively drew monsterboys or some shit.

>> No.13298869
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13298869

>>13298862
I make it up with headpats and irrumation

>> No.13298870

If you could, for a day or more, be with a prehistoric version of your favorite monstergirl? That is, if there are prehistoric ones available, such as saber-tooth Jinkos, megaladon girls, and so on.

>> No.13298871

>>13298782
Bring on the Kraken, if I have to get pegged repeatedly then so be it.

>> No.13298872

>>13298837
>>13298844
https://archive.moe/a/thread/101475824/#101479355
https://archive.moe/a/thread/101489148/#101490500
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103005475/#103006763
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103356997/#103357271
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103751757/#103752379
https://archive.moe/a/thread/104410698/#104411317

>>13298855
I want a short looping animation of a kakuen dancing with Johnny Bravo.

>>13298862
Shit, gotta gently explain she isn't really my type.

>> No.13298873

>>13298864
I want to see this thread burn to the ground and never rebuilt.

>> No.13298876

>>13298870
>Megalodon girl
Jesus, why.

>> No.13298878

>>13298854
>tfw drawfags from /tg/ draw more of my favorite monstergirl than native drawfags

FTFY

>> No.13298879

>>13298806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEK-R9LxCDc
Not exactly exact, but...

>> No.13298880

>>13298872
>February 2014
Yup, I am too newfag. I didn't start coming to these threads till March 2014.

Thanks for digging these up to show us newfags, anon.

>> No.13298882
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13298882

>>13298870
Joke's on you, mai waifu's species hasn't been subject to substantial evolutionary drift for 3.5 billion years

>> No.13298884

>>13298876
Because THROUGH THE OCEAN FLOOR is why.

>> No.13298885

>>13298873
I want to see your mouth on my cock. This is not a place for dreams to come true.

>> No.13298887

>>13298871
GAAAAAAAY!

>> No.13298888

>How dare the Drawfags who happen to glance at this thread not draw my every desire!
>How dare they draw things that they like to draw, that aren't things I like!
>They suck and should go away!

No, really, where the fuck do these anons get their sense of entitlement from? It's pathetic.

>> No.13298889

>>13298871
Oh my fucking GOD, MAN.

>> No.13298890

>>13298878
>my favorite monstergirl
Not even close.

>> No.13298892

>>13298870
What's the oldest known genus related to Jackals?

>> No.13298895

>>13298870
I still waiting for my raptor girl.

>> No.13298896

>>13298888
Now THAT is a strawman if I ever saw one.

>> No.13298897

>>13298887
>>13298889
Literally NO REGRETS as long as its my waifu

>> No.13298898

>>13298888
Man, who caaaares?

>> No.13298899
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13298899

>>13298888
No-one's saying we're ENTITLED to art, anon.
It's just annoying that other people who ALSO aren't entitled to art are the ones that actually get art.

>> No.13298900

>>13298872
>Actually looking up my story in Archive
I have a pastebin you know? People remember this right?

>> No.13298904

>>13298870
What do prehistoric crows even look like?

>> No.13298905

>>13298882
That's why I said "if".

>> No.13298907

>>13298870
But she isn't that different than the oldest known mouse species.

>> No.13298909

>>13298904
Archeopteryx?

>> No.13298910

Drawfag drama again?

>> No.13298912
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13298912

>>13298896
So you think you're being strawmanned? Please refer to the definition on the left and decide if that's true.

>> No.13298914

>>13298897
She won't be your waifu for long.

>> No.13298916

>>13298899
What makes them less entitled to it than you?
Why is it such a big deal?
What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?

>> No.13298918

>>13298914
F O R E V E R

>> No.13298919

>>13298888
It's funny how your post is already starting a shitstorm.

>> No.13298920

>>13298909
Works for me.

>> No.13298921

>>13298914
A) Pegging alone will not make you Alp
B) Even if it, in combination with other variables did make that anon Alp, Yuri-Route is perfectly viable.

>> No.13298922

>>13298912
>Not going by the /pol/ definition
Oh please.

>> No.13298923

>>13298912
Different fag here.
I don't think you read the definition you just posted nor have the capacity to understand his ironic tone.

Get back to middle school, kid.

>> No.13298925

>>13298910
I wonder why the first 500-700 of about 70% of the threads are shit?

>> No.13298926

>>13298916
Man, we love Loen. Even if he never shows up again he will be regarded as a hero for all that he's done. I hope he comes back though. He was my favorite artist.

>> No.13298927

>>13298921
Fuck off.

>> No.13298928

>>13298925
Because we're still on the first few pages so native /jp/ browsers come in and try to fuck with us.

>> No.13298929

>>13298916
>What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?
I was in that thread and I don't remember anything like that. I was the first or the second person to respond him, though.

>>13298921
>Defending pegging AND yuri
Oh boy.

>> No.13298930

>>13298857
I guess you're right.

>> No.13298933

>>13298921
>spoiler

Maybe in your headcanon.

>>13298918
Is not as long as it used to be.

>> No.13298934

>>13298921
>>13298927
>>13298929
Not him, but I'd gladly go Alp if it meant Yuri with my waifu. That shit would be hot as fuck.

>> No.13298937

>>13298923
Lurk more, newfag.

>> No.13298938

Ignore posts you don't like. Ignore any insults directed at you.

For your health.

https://youtu.be/3UyIUcF57js?t=14s

>> No.13298941

>>13298934
>not him

Sure you aren't, now why don't you fuck off to /u/ and stay there?

>> No.13298942
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13298942

>>13298916
>What makes them less entitled to it than you?
I didn't say less.
It's equally zero.
>Why is it such a big deal?
BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE INTERNET EVERYTHING IS A BIG DEAL
>What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?
The same thing that justifies you getting pissed off at your girlfriend when she starts fucking the guy next door

>> No.13298943

>pegging
>yuri
Burn it, burn it all.

>> No.13298944

Guys, don't bite the bait.

>> No.13298947

>>13298934
Fuck off.

>> No.13298948

>>13298941
You know he isn't gonna leave just because you told him so, so why not simply ignore his post?

>> No.13298951

>>13298944
Too late.

>> No.13298953

>>13298941
He's not me. Face it, there are more than 1 Yurifags here. I'm sure there's at least 4.

>>13298943
Yes. YES. YES!

>>13298944
Too late.

>>13298942
>Comparing Drawfags to Cheating Sluts
Well that just says it all, doesn't it?

>> No.13298954

Man, the last 200 posts from the previous thread were so chill. We all were joking around with each other, making fun of everything and stuff.

What the hell happened

>> No.13298956

I like how middle-of-the-night /mgt/ can discuss issues that would normally cause a shitstorm with no problem, while this time-period-/mgt/ gets hissy fits over everything.

Why just early morning we had a nice civil discussion on collars, and no autists went "HURR DURR BAIT FUCK OFF I DON'T LIKE IT"

>> No.13298959

>>13298948
Because permissiveness would give the impression he and his ilk are welcome to camp here. They need to be told to fuck off at least 5 times.

>> No.13298962

>>13298954
Seems the negativity of that one ex-Mantisfag really affected the thread.

>> No.13298963

>>13298956
I'm saddened that I always seem to be asleep for both the best, and worst times in this thread.

Though I suppose it's better than always being awake for just the worst?

>> No.13298964

>>13298956
Remember when we were discussing real life biology and evolutionary process while talking about monster girls existing? There were a few posts mentioning monster boys, even, and no one was sperging. No one.

>> No.13298965

>>13298962
>ex-Mantisfag
Never before have I seen someone as triggered as that guy.

>> No.13298967

>>13298953
>Face it, there are more than 1 Yurifags here
I don't give a fuck. You want to talk about yuri? Go to talk about it somewhere else.

>> No.13298973

>>13298956
>early morning

For you.

>> No.13298974

>>13298967
Honest question: Why? If it's Monster Girl Yuri, it fits the thread theme. It's not like Monster Boys, which are the exact opposite.

>> No.13298975

>>13298964
Well I guess it's time to bring in the monster boys then.

Why not some NTR too? Can't be discriminatory against those people too.

>> No.13298976

>>13298953
>I'm sure there's at least 4.

>4 out well over 100
Sounds like you're still an extreme minority there, pal.

>> No.13298978

Always assume the other poster is joking. Don't think they're a "troll", because that means they are somehow after you, and even if they were, why would you be responding in first place?

Reminder to take it easy and have a fun time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

>> No.13298982

>>13298974
>it fits the thread theme
U wot

>> No.13298988

>>13298982
The theme is Monster Girls. Monster Girl Yuri is Monster Girl related material.

>> No.13298989 [DELETED] 

Reminder to put your benis in your waifu bagina :DDDDD

>> No.13298995

>>13298974
You have an entire board for your shit. Go there.

>> No.13298996

>>13298978

Poe's law is exactly why these threads are shit though.

>> No.13298997

>>13298988
>>13298974
While I agree with you, I must point out, the reason that people hate on it so readily and with such rampant rage, is because the actual Thread Theme is >>13298989

>> No.13298998

>>13298954
Welcome to /mgt/.

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>>13298975
Slippy slippery sloppy slope.

I don't really care, man, like, at all. I mentioned that time because nobody was making a mountain out of a molehill, unlike you.

>> No.13299001

>>13298974
>cum hungry babes who love men
>LET'S MAKE THEM LESBIANS!

Really?

>inb4 not every setting is MGE

No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters, not have them lez out. If you want to be ignored by 100% of girls then go outside.

>> No.13299003

>>13298974
Because sometimes it's good to play nice and put a cap on discussing things in certain places to avoid pissing people off for whatever reason rather than stirring shit up. I do it too on the same topic so I understand. You could actually try making an MG yuri thread on /u/ and see what happens though. Worst case it goes the way of the monster boy thread and gets ignored, right?

>> No.13299008

>>13299003
My problem with /u/ is the same as my problem with /d/.

Nothing ever really gets discussed there. Just image dumps and occasionally talking about why nobody ever talks about things.

>> No.13299009

>>13298997
Not so much rampant rage as you guys know it doesnt belong here and keep trying to push it. Its annoying m80

>> No.13299011

>>13298782
Sea Bishop is the only answer I deem acceptable.

>> No.13299013

>>13298974
Oh please, don't act like a retard who doesn't know that in these threads all the monstergirls are straight

>> No.13299014

>>13298999
>let's let anybody post anything they want!

What you think you're doing.

What you're actually doing.

>> No.13299017
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13299017

Check the pecs. Hoo, hah, hah.

>> No.13299022

>Meanwhile in /hbg/, a Monster Girl discusses her desire to turn into a Human Boy and have Yaoi with another Human Boy

>> No.13299023

>>13299008
That's not our problem.

>> No.13299024

>>13298965
He's super newfag, so I'm not that surprised.

>> No.13299025

>>13299017
Shrapnel!

>> No.13299026

I'm amazed we're allowed to exist with a mere 0.78% OC rate. Even /ksg/ is higher than that.

>> No.13299028

>>13299017
Is it wrong that I want to fawn over strong monstergirls and make them feel pretty?

>> No.13299030

>>13299013
>All the Monstergirls are straight
And yet even MGE has plenty of canon yuri, relating to occurrences in nature and monsterization. But I've argued that logically before. It's much more entertaining to just shitpost.

>>13299009
>It's annoying m80
Alright fine then.
The topic is now Manticore Pirates.
Somebody post the picture and let's get this show on the road.

>> No.13299031

>>13299001
>No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters
Really? With all the waifufags. "cuddlesluts", and "don't dick the daughteru" lecturers, one could be forgiven for thinking that we're here for heartwarming rather than dickwarming.

>> No.13299033

>>13299026
Containment thread retard.

>>13299030
Already talked to death.

>> No.13299034

Sometimes I understand why that guy hates you all.

>> No.13299035

>>13298965
What did he get triggered by? That shit with man eaters?

>> No.13299036

>>13299008
Well there's practically no art to dump, so at least that option is out. And if that doesn't work and you really want to discuss MG yuri that bad you can try somewhere else. Kind of unfortunate, but there is actually some logic to the no yuri thing even if reactions are overblown.

>> No.13299037

It's greentexting and meme spamming time!

>>13299014
Did you have an aneurysm while making that post?

>>13298774
I hope she took a shower before messing with my food.

>> No.13299038

>>13299031
Why not both heartwarmimg and dickwarming? They're hardly mutually exclusive.

>> No.13299039

>>13299022
Do i need to apply the same logic to my disgust to yaoi to hate yuri too? Because i find yuri hot

>> No.13299040

>>13299034
You sound like a Grumpy Alp who needs to be cuddled and loved!

>> No.13299042

>>13299022
>Then they both Alp and the discussion dies because Yuri almost never gets discussed in the thread
Does that mean the solution to YuriFags in this thread is to somehow manipulate it into them both becoming Yaoi-Humanboys?

>> No.13299043

>>13299013
Well, it okay to give her MG girfirend a little kiss and suck, as long as she's sucking herself or being plowed at the time. Let's get that straight. Pure yuri is verboten, MFF is okay. Right?

>> No.13299044

>>13299034
In fairness that guy hates us mostly because we speak English, not because we're retarded.

>> No.13299046

How easy is it to bully alps?

>> No.13299049

>>13299035
Seemed like it.

>> No.13299052

>>13299044
>not because we're retarded
ha ha

>> No.13299054

>>13299046
What part of "no monsterboys" did you not hear?

>> No.13299055

>>13299030
You mean the MGE yuri that only happens in very especific situations?

>> No.13299057

>>13299026
Don't expect more OC though, that would be "entitlement"...for some reason.

>> No.13299059

>>13299017

Please, just lock my head in between those thighs and don't let me out!

>> No.13299060

How many pieces of fried tofu would I need to give a kitsune-girl if I wanted to cuddle her fluffy tails for a few hours?

>> No.13299061

>>13299043
I've seen opinions on MFF flip-flop too.

I've seen some fags argue that if the MGs show affection to each other, it's verboten. They must both ignore each other and focus totally on the guy for it to be allowed.

God we need a new word to describe this thread, Autistic doesn't go far enough.

>> No.13299063 [DELETED] 

>>13299046
Very easy! It's really fun to take something they've been working hard at, and tempt them to ruin it by their own hand!

For example, I have a Dire Alp who has been trying to get /fit/, but I keep baking her desserts and feeding her fattening foods and milk, giving her a full figure as opposed to a fit one!

>> No.13299065

>>13299054
What are you talking about nigga

>> No.13299068

Man, I'm pretty.

>>13299040
This meme is pretty lame.

>>13299030
Ah yes, forced topics. They always work, right?

>>13299028
What the fuck, no. Not at all.

>> No.13299069

>>13299055
Call it as specific as you want, the point is it happens and there's no denying it.

>> No.13299070

>>13299046
Extremely.
Keep calling her cute and complimenting her body and personality, but ignore her romantically entirely.
>>13299065
He's trying to start shit, ignore him.

>> No.13299072

>>13299060
That depends. Are you looking for an one-night-cuddle? Or marriage?

>> No.13299075

>>13299057
Wanting more OC isn't entitlement per-se.

What displays a misbegotten sense of entitlement, is DEMANDING OC based around our topic, and then complaining out the ass whenever those capable of making said OC do something else instead, as if they are somehow obligated to make shit for us and us alone.

>> No.13299079
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boo

>> No.13299080

>>13299030
For the last fucking time, there is no yuri in MGE in the way you claim. Honeybees and grizzlies assault alraunes for their honey, to eat, or to feed their husbands. Liliraune , like 99.9% of all monsters, do whatever they do to attract a man. Any sex that occurs between monsters and women is for the sake of monsterization, and then they fuck off. I don't know if you're fujoshit kun 2.o, a retard, or a troll, but the time has come to stop. Yuri is not welcome here, behave or get out.

>>>/u/

And in case anyone was wondering, I said 99.9 because of the fire rat.

>> No.13299083

>>13299079
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13299088

>>13299069
Oh sure, so since you're using MGE to defend your opinion, will you only post about situations like a girl being transformed by a monstergirl, with no love involved, and such things?

Of course not.

>> No.13299089

>>13299079
Jesus fuck, you made me spill my drink you asshat.

>> No.13299091

>>13299063
>Tall, bearmode alp with ass and titties for days that begs to be bullied
I'm not sure if I like this, but I can't seem to get the thought out of my head.

>> No.13299092

>>13299031
One of these things is not like the other!

>> No.13299093

>>13299079
Spoiler that shit, I didn't come here to spooked.

>> No.13299095

>>13299070
What happens if after a lot of teasing i tell her i want a regular human girl instead?

>> No.13299098

>>13299079
She's creepy and she's kooky, mysterious and spooky.

>> No.13299099
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IF I BULLY AN ALP WILL SHE CRY?

>> No.13299100

>>13299072
A one-night cuddle. I'm not ready to settle down just yet.

>> No.13299101

>>13299079

Oh, hi there.

>> No.13299102 [DELETED] 

I'd rather talk with the triggered Mantisfag than you people.

Shit I'd rather chat with Snoop Anon.

>> No.13299103

I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.

>> No.13299106

>>13299075
Well, I don't disagree with that.
Hope you're not disappointed.

>> No.13299108

>>13299001
>entire post
especially
>we're here to fuck monsters, not have them lez out. If you want to be ignored by 100% of girls then go outside.
really hit the nail on the head.

>> No.13299109

>>13299099
It would be extremely funny.

>> No.13299110

>>13299103
Trolls have to ruin everything is why.

>> No.13299111

>>13299099
It would be extremely hurtful.

>>13299100
Take her to a buffet.

>> No.13299112

>>13299095
Ask if you still want to be friends and try not to cry.
Then cry a lot.

>> No.13299117

>>13299102
Well, since you're still here, I'll just go ahead and assume we're good enough for now.

>> No.13299119

Would Monstergirls be sensible enough to leave a man who's just lost a loved one alone?

>> No.13299120
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>>13299103
>I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.
Every ANY community is terrible, anon.
Human beings on the Internet are incapable of long-term cordial co-existence.

>> No.13299122

>>13299061
Well, I was talking strictly sex. Platonic affection is okay in my book, romantic though? Nah.

>> No.13299123

>>13299103
Because the target audience is lonely weebs with strong delusions and morally ambiguous views?

>> No.13299126

>>13299119
They would think that the best way to help him out is to sex him up so he forgets his troubles.
So no, I don't think so.

>> No.13299127

>>13299119
Yeah, they would. They'd wait for you to simmer down a bit. Then comes the comforting and healing.
Healing a best.

>> No.13299129

>>13299080
While I'll agree with the part about Honey Bees and Alraune, Liliraune are explicitly characterized as viewing their female halfs as "Other Halves" in the romantic sense. They are as in love with each other as they are any guy who may wander into their midst. It's also pointed out that monsterization tends to leave strong feelings of affection from the monsterized party for the one who changed them. Of course most would simply take this as a parental sort of affection, but one could take it further if one wanted to.

>Yuri is not welcome here, behave or get out
Yessir Mr. Backseat Mod, sir.

>I said 99.9 because of the fire rat
What do you even mean by that?

>>13299108
Well, at least anons admit it is just insecurity.

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>>13299119
These questions are pointless once you realize monster girls aren't a single entity/hivemind.

>> No.13299131

>>13299103

> Here
It's 4chan what the fuck did you expect

> MGE Wiki
RPfags somehow better than AuroraChan

> MGR
Dead as shit thanks to their fear of speaking out and getting the banhammer

> TMM
Literally what?

> Reddit
10 day old reposts and spammed .Less art. And it's run by a literal Alp.

> Bob's new shithole
It's fucking Bob.

>> No.13299132

>>13299119
Maybe. Some would think that it's better to leave you alone; some would think that the best thing for that is not leaving you alone, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13299134

>>13299119
Aside from the healingfags, I think yes.

>> No.13299136

>>13299120
>Truth.jpg

>>13299103
And yet, this is the best one somehow...maybe due to the transient yet focused nature of the threads, so both the good and the bad ebb and flow like the tide...

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>>13299103
>I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.
How are the other ones terrible?
All I know is that MGR's a spooky ghost town

>> No.13299139

>>13299119
You know the best way to get over someone?

It's to get under someone.

>> No.13299140

>>13298673
>95
Clones with the personalities of:
-Lizardman
-Dhampir
-Holstaur
-Bicorn

Honorable Warrior harem approved.

>> No.13299142

>>13299138
See >>13299131

>> No.13299145

>>13299130
I want to give this honeybee some pollen. I bet she'd buzz when I'm shooting it into her womb while she ahegaos.

>> No.13299146

>>13299130
>MGE-RPG without a Luka-esque bitchboy MC when?

>> No.13299147

>>13299129
Blah blah blah fuck off yurifag.

>> No.13299148

>>13299129
>insecurity
try to disguise the hook, please.

>> No.13299149

>>13299120
This is a rather cynical point of view.

There's plenty of good communities. The problem is that the bigger they are, the greater the chances of everything burning down are.

>> No.13299150

>>13299131
>AuroraChan
who?

>> No.13299151

>>13299129
>It's also pointed out that monsterization tends to leave strong feelings of affection from the monsterized party for the one who changed them
Come on. I mean, come on.

>> No.13299156

>>13299148
If you think it's bait, why are you even replying?

I don't get it.

>> No.13299158

>>13299131
>> MGR
>Dead as shit thanks to their fear of speaking out and getting the banhammer
See, I disagree with this. The only warned posts or banned ones I've seen on MGR, were those deliberately making inflammatory and insulting posts, and other shit along the same lines. Actual pleasant discussion never gets such treatment.

Though there are a few mods who operate on a hair trigger, I think the bigger issue is the few steadfast members on the site with their autistic, awful RP, scaring off anyone who might actually be interested in real discussion.

>>Bob's new shithole
>It's fucking Bob
Also disagree with this. Say what you will about Bob, but in the end...that site isn't even for discussion. It's an artwork and story archive, and that's it. The only form of user-communication I know of is one ded-ass shoutbox.

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>>13299139
> aww, look, he's sad 'cos his momma died
> don't you worry, cutie, we'll be your mommas now
> time to get ready for bed, baby~

Jesus Christ, that would not be the right thing to do to a person.
But they'd do it. You know they would.
Let's not forget that they are all basically just rapists

>> No.13299161

You guys realize the yuri pushing faggot is laughing at you right? We know is not well received here. If some starts with the shit, we warn them, if they keep up, we report them. That's literally all you have to do.

>> No.13299162

>>13299159
I'd beat them up so hard I'd leave them half-dead.

There's nothing more stupid than fucking with someone who's on the verge of exploding.

>> No.13299164

>>13299159
Good to know they have already been defeated by that one anon.

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>> No.13299166

>>13299158
>deliberately making inflammatory and insulting posts
Inflammatory and insulting for you
See >>13298978

>> No.13299173

>>13299165
>Panda
Yes.
>Blazeblue
No.

>> No.13299174

>>13299161
This is not the first time I read him. I think this one is retard enough to be serious about it.

>> No.13299176

>>13299165
>Pole dancing Panda
Would tip/10

>> No.13299178

>>13299159
Crying sex is my fetish. The guy just holding on the MG and bawling his heat out sounds hot. And funny.

>> No.13299179

>>13299109
>>13299111
SHES A BIG GIRL

>> No.13299180 [DELETED] 

>>13299148
Eh, there'll always be a few Patricks who don't even give a shit if there's bait or not.

>>13299151
Hey, I did admit in that case it really would be more like just affection for a parent, and anything more would lean more to the side of just headcanon.

>>13299161
I am not laughing. I am however, grinning like these two >>13299159

>> No.13299184

>>13299165
>Ren Xiongmao Litchi
WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
It's so obvious, that I'm surprised he did a Valkyrie Tsubaki, Catgirl Noel, and both Jinko and Hellhound versions of Bullet, before doing this.

>> No.13299187

>>13299165
>>13299173
Pandas are some of the most pathetic creatures in existence. Mate once a year, and even then they need human help. Just go extinct already.

>> No.13299192

>>13299166
Not what I meant. Like, the only posts I've seen deleted or warned, were ones that were deliberate, personal attacks against KC, or the site's staff.

Frankly, my biggest regret...is that most of these were deleted before I got to see and laugh at how analpained they were.

>> No.13299198

>>13299187
>Just go extinct already
They won't, not with me on the team.

>> No.13299199

>>13299080
>Any sex that occurs between monsters and women is for the sake of monsterization
Nope, that's bullshit. Monsters are pleasure-addicted hedonists, they aren't going to methodogically monsterize women to further their agendas. Monsterization happens because they also want other women to experience the same pleasures they do. Saying that monsters aren't interested is women in general is also bullshit, they're fine with anything as long as it feels good. Francesca regularly fucks her entire castle and she sure doesn't do it for the demonic energy.

So yeah, monsters are pretty interested in other women, they're just too keen on dicks to be lesbians.

I still don't like Liliraune, though, because it's really half-assed. If we have a goddamn furry pandering monster, yuri should be thrown a bone too.

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>>13299192
This picture is one of my biggest achievements.

>> No.13299203

>>13299165

>Pole breaks and she falls on her butt
>Starts rubbing her butt in pain
>"Ow ow ow ow ow..."

How would you remedy this situation? Man Mode: Nothing sexual

>> No.13299204

>>13299158
>I think the bigger issue is the few steadfast members on the site with their autistic, awful RP, scaring off anyone who might actually be interested in real discussion.
All MGR has to do is move that chatroom away from the front page.
It's like they want to die off.

>> No.13299207

>>13299200
please tell me that's fake

please

>> No.13299211

>>13299207
Are you the guy in the pic?

>> No.13299212

>>13299200
You fixed the filename, well done.

>> No.13299215

>>13299203
>Nothing sexual
See >>13299001
> No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters

>> No.13299216

>>13299211
What?

>> No.13299218

>>13299031
>implying roneryfags and moralfags matter
>implying the autists who follow the "waifu code" and don't even fap to them matter

>> No.13299219

>>13299061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
You should see when they start behaving like this.

>> No.13299220

>>13299207
It is fake. Just google the picture.

>> No.13299223

>>13299159
>A 3 year old Anon is found in a crashed vehicle
>He's bloody and crying, the woman driving, presumably his mother, is dead
>The Manticore who found him is unsure of what to do and attempts to calm him while emergency services arrive
>The woman seemed to have no family on record, no one to take care of the young Anon
>Her motherly instincts get the better of her and the Manticore petitions for custody of the child
>Her husband had died 2 years previously and she felt that they could be a great support for each other
>She raises him the best she can, considering he's a human and most of her life lessons don't fit too well
>As he grew up, she'd thought about fucking him several times, but every time the thought entered her head it was quickly followed by thoughts of her late husband and memories of the crash she found the boy at
>He graduated high school still single, as everyone knew his circumstances and assumed the Manticore was waiting for him to "ripen"
>She sent him off to college that fall, tears in her eyes
>It was out of state, no one knew him or his circumstances, a strong boy like him would surely find a wife in no time
>She gave him a big hug, a kiss on the cheek and told him "You make your mother proud, you hear me?"
>The boy didn't realize that the Manticore wasn't talking about herself when she said that

>> No.13299225
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Would anybody like a hug?

>> No.13299227

>>13299215

>We're here to fuck monsters and absolutely nothing else because all Monstergirls are porn material and can't be absolutely nothing else

Not this shit again.

>> No.13299228

>>13299165
>.Less be doing things
I was beginning to wonder/worry about what happened to the bastard. It's been quiet
Good to see he's alive

>> No.13299229

>>13299219
I can hear his heavy breathing through his mic, holy shit.

>> No.13299231

>>13299225
Sure, sounds good.

>> No.13299233

>>13299225
I would.

>> No.13299234

>>13299165
It's ok. You still a faggot though.

>> No.13299236

>>13299223
>Manticore not being shit for once
I'm not sure what to do.

>> No.13299237

>>13299223
>>The boy didn't realize that the Manticore wasn't talking about herself when she said that
This is tugging at my heart strings.

More, please.

>> No.13299239

>>13299225
So long as you don't mind me getting a boner.

>> No.13299242

>>13299228
He took a break for like, a week. Said he was burnt out.

Glad to see he's back to it.

>> No.13299245

>>13299236
>Implying they can't be like that
He's a little kid, and she's a monster girl, after all.

>> No.13299247

>>13299223
Fucking thank you for the great short story.

>>13299212
Thank you, too.

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>>13299192
Well since MGU got canned for pointing out too many grimderp plotholes, I assumed MGR was just learning from past mistakes and banned anyone from opining that maybe the paladins have a point sometimes.

>> No.13299250

>>13299219
>that lisp

You know that faggot is some overweight fuck with cheeto fingers and massive headgear. Or the kind that have braces and spit everywhere when they talk.

>> No.13299252

>>13299242
Poor kid. He's got to learn to take breaks. Get a breather here and there
'least he's ok. Good to see he's back at it too

>> No.13299253

>>13299223
I would've been mad if this was yet another story that ended in sex.

>> No.13299254

>>13299225
Not from your ugly ass.

>> No.13299255

>>13299245
C-can I still smite her, just a little?

>> No.13299256

>>13299248
>Tells him to keep it to the RP Section
>Makes no such similar comment to the person he was responding to in the first place
My oh my...

>> No.13299257

>>13299248
MGEW did the same thing. All the grimdark / anti-monster guys got quarantined into their own little play pen away from the rest of everything else.

>> No.13299259

>>13299001
I like you

>> No.13299261

>>13299223
Do they fuck when he comes back home for Christmas Break?

>> No.13299262

>>13299252
Don't worry for him. Once Cu Sith comes out he'll be able to have some fun and cheer up.

>> No.13299263

>>13299225
Disgusting.

>> No.13299266

>>13299248
>grimderp plotholes

KC made holes for people to fill. Sadly, a lot of western fans filled it in with grimdark. The prevailing theme is 'love conquers all', but there's no shortage of autists who ignore that.

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>>13299228
He did some of his genderbent steel donuts just a thread ago

>> No.13299271

>>13299266
>KC made holes for people to fill.
L
O
L

>> No.13299275

>>13299255
Go to smite some matangos or something like that.

>> No.13299279

>>13299271
Go back to your shithole, MGU.

>> No.13299280

>>13299266
>KC made holes for people to fill
>But only fill it with X though, not Y
That guy couldn't make a hugbox to save his life.

>> No.13299282

>>13299271
>LOL
Kill yourself.

>> No.13299283

>>13299262
Eh, you have a point there. But it ain't wrong to worry about him once and a while.

>>13299270
Ah, right right. Completely forgot. My bad
Even though it's a GB of one of his OC's That hip game is off the charts

>> No.13299284

>>13299279
Btw some of them are actually here (in case you weren't serious).

>> No.13299285

>>13299275
Eh good point, no one will miss them.

>> No.13299286

>>13299279
>>13299282
Contain your autism.

>> No.13299290 [DELETED] 

>>13299279
>>13299282
sheesh you guys really do get mad at anything just like they said you guys would XD

>> No.13299291

>>13299280
Welcome to Japanese doujin circles.

>> No.13299294

>>13299266
Oh, of course, all those contradictions and plotholes were made ON PURPOSE. I get it, I get it.

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>>13299266
> Make vague setting for you to use your imagination in
> Except you're not allowed to imagine that
> Or that
> Or that
> Imagine this rainbow-sunshine no-bad-ends thing please
> I don't care if you like dark. You Vill Haff Ze Sunshine!

>> No.13299297

>>13299291
They are an enigma wrapped in a riddle, to be sure.

>> No.13299298

>>13299296
>KC_Responds_To_English_Fans.png
HAHAHAH.

>> No.13299299

>>13299225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk6zBXFgSfo

>> No.13299301

>>13299296
>inb4 "Nah man, you just don't understand, it's how we do things here."

>> No.13299303

>>13299296
He's a Nip, god forbid anyone not fit with his Grorious Nippon concepts.

>> No.13299304

>>13299296
>>13299298
>>13299301
What's the matter, too DEEP for you?

>> No.13299305

>>13299296
Hey, you're allowed to imagine whatever you want.

Just don't go around calling it the absolute version of things, and try and defend it as such when people don't like it.

>> No.13299306

>>13299294
>>13299296
It's like being a guest in someone else's house for dinner and then you spend the evening being a giant faggot by complaining about everything.

>> No.13299307

>>13299306
>spend the evening being a giant faggot by complaining about everything
So... exactly what you've been doing?

>> No.13299308

>>13299304
Yeah, my small gaijin brain cannot comprehend its magnificence.

>> No.13299311

>>13299307
I'm not the one stranding on the table with a lampshade over my head while kicking everyone's plates around claiming that the peas are too hard for my liking.

>> No.13299313

>>13299306
>It's like being a guest in someone else's house for dinner
>You're only allowed to eat things a certain way

>> No.13299314

>>13299311
Oh really? Damn.

>> No.13299315

>In full autism mode now

So, when do we go back to cute waifuisms mode?
I'd like to say an hour.
I'd rather not this be another 5 hour long shitstorm.

>> No.13299316

>>13299305
This. He stated it only started bugging him when the grimderps were warping the impression for the others. Like he was getting people asking if MGs kill humans with their 'spirit energy' drain etc.
That said, what's with that loud support function all of a sudden?

>> No.13299318

>>13299311
>the peas are too hard for my liking
Is this a metaphor for you babies complaining about some other kids making everything darker and edgier?

>> No.13299319

Reminder that KC supports men being slaves to Monster Girls

If you wish to be free, to be a MAN, then you know you do not side with the monster girl virus, but for mankind, for democracy, for individuality, for the right to live your own life!

>> No.13299321

>>13299315
Always that I'm here there's some type of shitstorm happening and when I'm not there are +800 posts with cute things and some discussion. Fucking timezones.

>> No.13299322

>>13299304
Oh yeah man, I just can't grasp the subtleties and metaphors that he has inside it.

>> No.13299325

>>13299316
Anons suck KC's dick when does says something they like, and shit on him when he doesn't.

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>>13299321
>>13299315
It can go on as soon as you learn to ignore the detractors trying to derail the thread. You can pick them out easily, it's those who clearly don't respect the common themes of monster girls.

>> No.13299328

>>13299319
Seeing how fucked up the world was before the current DL, and that I no way do I support the slavery of humans, it's better to side with the monstergirls.

Shit ones are still getting a sword through the chest, lead, and the flammenwerfer.

>> No.13299329

>>13299315
You could report some of this shit since shitposting is against the rules.

>> No.13299330

>>13299326
>those who clearly don't respect the common themes of monster girls.

Go on, this should be entertaining.

>> No.13299331

>>13299150
google is your friend

>> No.13299332

>>13299326
I wanna kiss her deeply, while grinding against her belly. Over the swimsuit.

>> No.13299336 [DELETED] 

>>13299326
Holy shit, it's like I'm surrounded by little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.

Everything is a personal attack! A troll! Bait! Shitposting!

Grow some spine, I for one am just fucking around.

>> No.13299337

>>13299325
KC confirmed for politician.

>> No.13299338

>>13299330
Escapism, waifus and love is the ultimate power in the universe.

That's about it.

>> No.13299339

>>13299329
So is false reporting, so he better be super sure he isn't just butthurt by a dissenting opinion..

>> No.13299340

>>13299338
>love is the ultimate power in the universe
I hate to be that guy, but What is love?

>> No.13299342

>>13299339
>dissenting opinion
This has gone well beyond a dissenting opinion when you notice people doing things out of the norm and posting things actually meant to antagonize others.

>> No.13299344

>>13299340
Please anon, understand understand understand understand understand understand, the meaning of love.

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>>13299304
> when I first started reading MGE profiles I thought "demonic energy" might be allegorical
> it's like the god-botherers giving a spooky name to the gradual softening of the heart towards monsters that comes from actually talking to them
> same way they'd say that bad guys in ye olde times had been "corrupted by Satan"
> read some more
> turns out it really IS exactly what the Church says: eldritch black magic that looks like evil oil and warps the bodies and minds of honest godfearing folk into loving monsters against their will
> WHELP

>> No.13299346

>>13299328
>Shit ones are still getting a sword through the chest, lead, and the flammenwerfer.
It's all or nothing in KC's world.

>> No.13299347

>>13299340
Fuck you, now I have to listen to it.

>> No.13299349

>>13299342
Sure, I'm just sayin'.

>> No.13299351

>>13299346
Eh?

>> No.13299352

>>13299345
Welcome to the world of KC, where you'll like your life no matter what you really want.

>> No.13299354

>>13299344
Well played.

>>13299347
You're welcome.

>> No.13299355

>>13299344
Dang it, Bobby, it's the CONCEPT of love.

>>13299342
>posting things actually meant to antagonize others
You mean something everyone from both "sides" is doing?

>>13299345
Yeah, MGE's setting is pretty shit.

>> No.13299360

>>13299355
>both sides

>> No.13299361

>>13299345
Eh, personally, I think it's a little of both.

>inb4 Headcanon
Whatever man.

>> No.13299363

>>13299360
Nice arrow, but I don't get what you're trying to say.

>> No.13299364
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13299364

>Have to take Sociology Class in college because credits
>It's all liberal bullshit and half the class is tumblr
>Topic today was "Gender Inequality"
>Talked about Sexism in fiction
>Straight up called the Japanese "A society in which fiction is ruled by Patriarchy"
>Cited Anita as a reliable source
Holy shit that was true suffering. When does the Monster Uprising begin? I'll take being a slave to a Monster Girl over this shit any day. I want to be pinned down by an Anubis, I want a Jabberwock to smack her two big tools of the Patriarchy on me. Just anything to end this.

>> No.13299366

>>13299360
>implying

>> No.13299369
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13299369

>>13299352
It's not so much the fact of the super-mind-controlling that rustled me.
It was more that it LOOKED like it was shaping up to be something subtle and metaphorical.
And then... no, it's really thing, an evil black goo.
Look, these sluts roll it into balls for you to eat it and become an ubermensch half-demon harem-king
EAT IT
EEEEAAAAATTTTT IIIIIITTTTTT

>> No.13299371

>>13299364
Haha, yeah dude.

>> No.13299372

>>13299364
>Cited Anita as a reliable source
I sure hope you walked out at that point.

>> No.13299373

>>13299354
Yeah, well fuck you too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>> No.13299374

>>13299364
Reminds me of the one I had to take for credits. Claiming society was a matriarchy till the evil man and his agricultural society made women chattel in order to protect property through succession inheritance.

>A succubus walking into a gender studies study group and mindbreaking and mutating them into more succubi hotties when?

>> No.13299375

>>13299364
Careful anon.

>> No.13299376

>>13299369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

>> No.13299377

>>13299373
Fool, the 90s only make me more powerful.

>> No.13299379

>>13299369
You know what's fucking great about those bugs?
They're based off Dung Beatles.
KC is literally forcing you to eat his shit.
>>13299364
Sounds terrible, good thing for me I took A.P. classes in high school and got some of my optional credits waved.

>> No.13299380
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13299380

Let's get comfy in here Anon's! What's your definition of comfy?

Me? Coming home from a long day's work and resting up against the warm side of my centaur waifu as we watch tv.

>> No.13299381

>>13299374
I'd rather see a succubus male rights activist.

Complete with hipster glasses and a sweater that can barely contain her tits.

>> No.13299384

>>13299377
Only 90s kids will remember this.

>> No.13299389

>>13299380
"Comfy" is such a retarded sounding word.

Anyway, the first thing I do after coming home is sit in front of my computer.

>> No.13299390

>>13299369
>become an ubermensch half demon harm king

Well what the fuck does the other side offer? Serfdom, battle and death. Now I don't mind two of those, but being stuck in such a loop and not even getting the rest of death, since it's a death and rebirth universe, fuck that. Gimme pussy and immortality.

>> No.13299392

>>13299384
In fact, I possess an artifact that contains this magical chant.

>> No.13299393

>>13299369
They were also holy beetles in ancient Egypt.

But I guess your tastes > ancient Egyptian mythology.

>> No.13299394

>>13299364
>>Cited Anita as a reliable source
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

>I want to be pinned down by an Anubis
You and me both anon.

>> No.13299395

>>13299380
Your waifu doesn't exist dork. You're resting against a horse.

>> No.13299397
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13299397

>>13299369
> khepri_clean.png
That actually causes a thought to appear:
Khepris as trainee maids?
They've gotta learn their energy-tidying skills from somewhere.
I would love to see a trio of khepris following their kikimora sempai around, trying to learn the finer points of cleaning so they can impress their future husbando with how good they are

>> No.13299400

>>13299377
Then suck on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WlmutZrl8

>> No.13299403
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13299403

>>13299395
Don't destroy my fragile dreams!

>> No.13299405
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13299405

>>13299380
Snuggled under a blanket.

>> No.13299407

>>13299400
No, what is this ancient magic?

Curse you.

>> No.13299408

>>13299390
>>13299393
I don't think you get that guy.

What he's saying is something like "I wanted monsters to be decent folks and the "demonic energy" thing to be some sort of Order propaganda that isn't really demonic and doesn't really warp your mind. But it is and it does."That's valid criticism, but then DE is so integral to the MGE world that you can't really do without it either.

Also, khepris could be designed to roll up great balls of rapefire just as easily. They don't really have to force you to eat shi... demonic energy.

>> No.13299410

>>13299403
I lost.

>> No.13299411

>>13299407
>>13299400
Foolish mortals, your spells have no effect on an elder wizard such as I!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARLPT5rKjWo

>> No.13299415

>>13299397
In a setting of magic and actual miracles, you'd think the dark energy wouldn't also be quantifiable?

>> No.13299417
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13299417

>>13299381
Does she hang out with the Bonnet-Tippers and try to white knight men in hopes of scoring some penis?

>> No.13299419

Just a few more finishing touches and monster girls will think this blow-up doll is an actual woman! They'll finally leave me alone.

>> No.13299420

>>13299408
Mamono Mana anon. There, doesn't that sound better? It's like lolicon to pedophile.

Sleep anon, sleeeeeeeep. Soon, you won't remember a time when you didn't love monsters.

>> No.13299424

>>13299411
Such primordial magic...

>> No.13299425

>>13299419
Enjoy it when your blow up doll comes to life like a lewd latex Pinocchio.

>> No.13299430

>>13299420
>There, doesn't that sound better?
No. I prefer monster mojo.

Mamono Mash also acceptable.

>> No.13299432

>>13299425
Fuck!

What if I de-manafy it every night? That way evil magic can't start accumulating on it. I'm a genius.

>> No.13299433

>>13299425
Damn, fuck you MAMONO MANA, you've ruined another item of mine.

Now I have to lock it in the basement, with the others...

>> No.13299436

>>13299430
>Mamono Mash
It's a shame we lack a Flesh Golem, else we could hold a musical.

>> No.13299437

Plan B: start crossdressing whenever I leave the house.

Good thing there's only a handful of monsters that "swing that way".

>> No.13299438

>>13299432
>>13299433
>monster girl theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsduHHWaemY

>> No.13299441

>>13299436
Well...
We're basically flesh golems, aren't we?

>> No.13299443

>>13299411
YE ARE THE FOOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEM7L8kU2M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWr7mNuhe-M

>> No.13299446

>>13299408
This man has diagnosed me correctly.
I ain't hatin' on khepris, I'm hatin' on the general MGE mind control, for being literal and blatant instead of subtle and metaphorical.

>>13299415
I just think it's kinda lazy - and, dare I say, unromantic - that humans are MADE to love monsters by getting a facefull of black goo, rather than an actual organic process of building a relationship... with the car-sized spider that ties you up and rapes you every night.

>> No.13299449

>>13299438
Imagine a monster girl chasing the actual Benny Hill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>> No.13299451

>>13299430
Isn't mojo synonym for jizz?

Why couldn't they just name it monster magic? Nips suck at naming things anyhow.

>> No.13299454

>>13299437
>Anon decides to crossdress as he sneaks out of the house
>Ends up bumping into a CC Dragon
>Who, out of all the fetishes in the world, has a fetish for boys who crossdress
>Try to insist your an Elf girl
>Though one tail up your dress quickly deconfirms that for her
>Fuck
>Get abducted by her as she talks about all the things she going to do to her new kidnapped Princess

why boner

>> No.13299456

>>13299437
Can't some of them smell your spirit energy?

>> No.13299457

>>13299432

The sheets on your bed will eventually turn into a Mamono and wrap you in its embrace.

>> No.13299462

>>13299425
You just killed a part of my childhood.

>> No.13299471

>>13299456
What if I jack off every time I leave the house? And then cover myself in girl juices.

>>13299457
Then I try to get a priest and/or paladin to rent half my house.

>> No.13299472

>>13299462
Want me to kill another part?

>> No.13299473

>>13299446
>MADE to

Do you also think love at first sight is just human chemistry and hormones mindbreaking you?

>> No.13299477

>>13299437
...Why don't you just take magic classes?

I mean, they also dress you up, but at least you have something to show for it.

>> No.13299478

>>13298806
Tell them that the Devil Bugs are going to go to war with them for the right to my dick. Also, that they said they stink.

Make some popcorn and get a soda out of the fridge while I watch the fireworks.

>> No.13299479

>>13299437
>crossdress
That's a one way ticket to alpdom.

>> No.13299480

>>13299477
But that wouldn't be funny and unnecessary!

>> No.13299481
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13299481

>>13299457
That's why you need to buy new sheets often.

>> No.13299482

>>13299446
Personally, I go with the interpretation that MAMONO MANA eases the transition, rather than abruptly forcing it.

>> No.13299483

>>13299479
No, it's being a trap!

Do Monster Girls like traps?

>> No.13299484

>>13299480
>magic
>not funny
Clearly, they have much to teach you.

>> No.13299486

>>13299483
Alps might. 90% serious.

>> No.13299487

>>13299454
This is a good boner.
Almost a shame I could never look good in a dress. Almost.

>> No.13299488

>>13299451
Mojo means magic. Also, it is called monster magic, you just have a bunch of alternate ways to call it.

See also: the whole shitstorm about whether Shinyoumaru should be called a dwarf/gnome/inchling/kobito/smallperson/dimensionally challenged individual

>> No.13299490

>>13299438
Nah mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUkrXsabp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZC-EOs_fyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I59bsyobr14

For the last one, change killer to rapist.

>> No.13299493

>>13299481

but then you have to deal with a sad blanket mamono.

she may or may not also go yandere on you.

>> No.13299494

>>13299471
What if you just cuddle with that cyclops next door? She doesn't have the means or the metaphorical balls to rape you and you still get covered in her MAMONO MANA. Monsters will think you're married.

>> No.13299495

>>13299479
It's ok as long as I don't enjoy it.

>>13299481
Holy shit, there's a picture for everything.

>>13299473
Remember Barney's words: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you’ll realize you have nothing in common.

>> No.13299496

>>13299487
>TFW so Bishounen enough I can pass as a girl and pull a dress of perfectly
>Actually pretended to be a girl once to see if I could get free drinks
>I did.

>> No.13299499

>>13299493
You need to change them before they change. You can sell them for a lot at second-hand stores under the 'used by men' section that lonely MGs shop in for things.

>> No.13299500

>>13299364
>surrounded by tumblr IN REAL LIFE
>muh oppressed wimmins
>fiction being ruled by patriarchy
>anita as a source
I'm so sorry.

>> No.13299501

>>13299493
>she may or may not also go yandere on you.
>I WON'T LET ANOTHER WOMAN TOUCH ANON!
>NOT EVEN THOSE SLUTTY FUCKING SHEETS! LEVI-CHAN GO TO HELL!
She'd become your only blanket AND clothing. Oh geeze.

>> No.13299502

>>13299501
Sometimes, you have to burn things instead of washing them.

>> No.13299503
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>>13298806
I tell them they have to earn their keep. Then dress them up as maids while they cook and clean for me!

>> No.13299506

>>13299496
Congratulations anon.

Maybe someday an MG with a vague bisexual leaning and a fetish for "Prince/ss"s, will pick you up.

>> No.13299507

>>13299501
>AND clothing

TOGA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVp2DA6bsGY

>> No.13299508

>>13299502
But then you have a blanket ghost.

>> No.13299510

>>13299499
>'used by men' section
Do schoolboys sell their panties to desperate middle-aged salarymonsters in the MGE world?

It would be pretty damn poetic if KC's "escape-from-dreary-Japanese-life" fantasy world adopted some sort of dreary Japanese life with men in the place of women and monsters in the place of men.

>> No.13299511

>>13299364
This is why the world needs traitors. Stabbing shitty humans in the back for less shitty monstergirls.

>> No.13299512
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13299512

>>13299503
I like how you think anon.

>> No.13299513

>>13299501

>I know you better than anyone else
>I know what you did, especially at night when you thought you were alone.
>You look so cute when you sleep.

>> No.13299517

>>13299508
Well, there are these 4 jackasses who wear weird backpacks...

>> No.13299518

>>13299510
>Do schoolboys sell their panties to desperate middle-aged salarymonsters in the MGE world?
I totally would've done that as soon as I started washing my own laundry. The second the shoe is on the other foot...

>> No.13299519

>>13299510
>Panties
I'm sure MGs would like boxers and briefs just as much.
Cum-stains go for 3x the price.

>> No.13299521

>>13299510
Sometimes a lonely middle aged gazer who has never been loved just wants to wrap a blanket around herself and pretend the smell is her husband.

>> No.13299522

>>13299496
The Viking of Disapproval Looks in Your Direction

>> No.13299523

>>13299508
>Blanket ghost
>Keeps you warm and cold at the same time
It's like one of those weird moments where you feel cold all of a sudden and then warm

>> No.13299525

>>13299501
So we now know why Linus van Pelt never lets go of his blanket.

...Is there Linus x Blanket-chan art out on the internet? There should.

>> No.13299527

>>13299525
If there isn't I'd be very surprised.

>> No.13299528

>>13299525
Please
Please no

>> No.13299529

>>13299510
Don't you mean briefs?

>> No.13299533

>>13299518
>>13299519
Hm, a pack of boxers is rather cheap, so the profit margin is rather...

Actually, nevermind.

>> No.13299534

>>13299529
Maybe for the shotacons. I seem to remember everyone being swapped over to boxers or boxerbriefs by the time middle school started or getting ridiculed for it.

>> No.13299537

>>13299443
PARDON KNAVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxRRBZZj1B8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYY3uq_thpU

>> No.13299538

>All this mouse love.

So would a ratgirl be like, an oni version of a mousegirl?

>> No.13299540
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13299540

>>13299528
Come on now, don't you want to see a Tsugumomo parody with Linus as Kazuya and Blanket-chan as Kiriha?

With all the groping and female-on-male sexual assaults included, of course.

>> No.13299541
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13299541

Who are your five favorite monstergirls?

Have they always been the same ones?

>> No.13299542

>>13299540
No

>> No.13299544

>>13299496
I would call you a slut, but compared to most women whoring your gender for drinks isn't exactly that serious.

>> No.13299545
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13299545

>>13299538
She'd be a hinezumi.

>> No.13299546
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13299546

>>13299119
>I can bring her back, Anon.
>In all likelihood she's going to become a zombie. She'll need you more than ever and for a long time, she isn't going to completely be herself. But she won't be dead.

Would you make a deal with the devil, /mgg/?

>> No.13299549

>>13299506
>Yuri without actually being Yuri
I can accept this

>> No.13299550

>>13299541
Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare, Lich/Mantis and Dark/Angels.

>> No.13299551

>>13299534
>getting ridiculed for your underwear

Whit people I swear.

And just when did other people get the chance to look at your underwear in middle school?

>> No.13299552

>>13299541
Vampire, Dhampir, Wight, Arachne, and Lamia

I've pretty much always liked these five, yeah.

>> No.13299556

>>13299541
Now my favorite is the vanilla dragon, though ryu, wurm and jabberwocky are tied for second place. Mantis used to be a favorite, and I still like them, but I like the dragons' profile more.
This has always been the case for me.

>> No.13299557

>>13299541
Holstaur, Succubus (I headcanon them to not be shit)n dark priest, kiki, dormouse. Vanilla as fuck, but at least stable as I haven't hit more than five monsters I really like yet. Those five will be hard to dethrone for a while at least.

>>13299546
I wouldn't mind a waifu brought back as a zombie so long as MGE evolution rules are involved. The question is, what's her price?

>> No.13299558

>>13299541
Dragon, Cheshire, Anubis, Kikimora, Jabberwock

Still hasn't changed.

>> No.13299562

>>13299551
Not him but middle school gym locker rooms are a horrifying experience.

>> No.13299563

>>13299549
>being a twink enabling faggot

>> No.13299564

>>13299551
not him, but changing for PE.

>> No.13299565

>>13299541
>Crow Tengu
>Oni/ any strong monstergirl
>Lamia
>Lich
>Cyclops/Gazer

I used to like Lich more, but Crow Tengu booted her down.

>> No.13299566

>>13299545
I'd let her use Heat moves on me.

>> No.13299567

>>13299551
Gym, sports teams. Basically the locker rooms. You never had to change in front of others in school?

>> No.13299571

>>13299562
Are you British white or American white?

>> No.13299574

>>13299541
Mice, Cats, Foxes, Dog/wolfs, Lamias.
Mostly stay the same, lesser favorite move around sometimes but top three usually stay the same.

>> No.13299582

We live?

>> No.13299583

We back?

>> No.13299584
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13299584

>>13299541
Without counting my waifu, who is a Vampire, these are my 5 favourites.

The Apophis replaced the Shirohebi, and the Hellhound the Kunoichi. I still like them though, they are in my top 10.

>> No.13299585

>>13299557
>>13299546

Shit, didn't think of a price.

Easy mode: No price, this Succubus is a soldier of love and turning your loved one into a monster girl(and eventually you into an incubus) is furthering the demon lord's agenda all the same to her.
Tearjerker mode: She was too late to make this offer after your loved one's death, and so MGE evolution rules are NOT involved. She's going to be a feral zombie through and through, except for those brief hope spots after taking a large amount of your spirit energy that you can speak to her like she was her old self. She lapses back into "Hugs! Warm!" after an hour or so.
Nightmare mode: She wants you to do some major sabotage to the order and your hometown/city. It will be a task that's impossible for her and almost suicidal for you. Succeed and you'll be responsible for dealing a major blow to humanity, and turning your home into a demon realm. Fail and you'll die. Would you damn the human race to get your love back, Traitor-kun?

>> No.13299586
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13299586

WE BACK BABY

>> No.13299589

>>13299584

>kejourou

my nigga

>> No.13299590
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13299590

The raid starts in 15 mins, you better hurry.

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13299591

>>13299541
My top five in no order are the vanilla Werecats, vanilla Harpies, Werebats, Hellhounds, and Wights.

>> No.13299594

>>13299571
I'm American but what does my race have to do with anything?

>> No.13299595

>>13299585
Nope, not taking anything past easy and I normally play on normal. Fuck all of those other options.

>>13299586
Is that girl anything other than a titmonster? The hat and jacket imply but do not directly state anything.

>> No.13299599

>>13299590

> Implying you can't just show up with your Lilim waifu and win

You damn faggots and your gearscore bullshit.

>> No.13299602

>>13299590
Fuck off, there doesn't need to be an image dump involving stupid shit like that.

>> No.13299610

>>13299567
If I did in elementary, I don't remember. Never in middle or high.

>> No.13299611

>>13299585
I'd damn the human race for a discount at Chipotle, the fuck kind of question is that?

>> No.13299614

>>13299594
Just trying to picture your locker room/gym life.

>> No.13299615

>>13299611
Would you both damn humanity and go on a nearly suicidal mission for one? You're not just endandgering others there, but yourself as well.

>> No.13299617

>>13299590
>wasting images on things you can just type out

>> No.13299618

>>13299541
Lich, Dragon, Anubis, Gnome and Dark Valkyrie

Only Lich and Dragon.

>> No.13299619

>>13299585
Nightmare mode, because I am a flithy traitor.

>> No.13299621
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13299621

>>13299541
Yeti
Yuki-Onna
Glacies
Jinko
Weresheep

always the same

>> No.13299622

>>13299614
Are you trying to imagine what kind of underwear I'd have on my sweet, candy ass?

>> No.13299624
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13299624

What monstergirl would you like to sit on your face? Butts not necessarily need apply.

>> No.13299625

>>13299590
Tank: Wurm
Physical DPS: Hinezumi
Ranged DPS: Kunoichi
Magic DPS: Ignis
Secondary tank: Jinko
Healer: Shirohebi
Crowd control: Wyvern
Extra backup: Baphomet

>> No.13299626

>>13299599
>having a Lilim waifu

>> No.13299630

>>13299611
>Chipotle
Pfff, Wendys is the fast food I'd damn humanity over.

>> No.13299633

>>13299624
Fairy.

>> No.13299634

>>13299611
>Chipotle
Are you a fucking white girl?

>> No.13299635

>>13299590
Main Tank: Dullahan
Physical DPS: Kunoichi
Ranged DPS: Elf
Magic DPS: Baphomet
Secondary Tank: Minotaur
Healer: Sea Bishop
Crowd Control: Succubus
Extra Backup: Alp in a frilly dress at the insistence of all of the above monstergirls

Not using an image for this because fuck you

>> No.13299636

>>13299624
Any really, as long as they don't crush me. My waifu especially.

>> No.13299640
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13299640

>>13299622
*that would make you dread locker rooms so much, I should add.

And to answer your question, hell no.

>> No.13299643

>>13299541
Vanilla dragon. Mantis and the other dragons used to be favorites as well, but now dragon is definitely #1.

>> No.13299645

>>13299624
Fairy, I just want to poke her butt with my nose.

>> No.13299647

>>13299624
Anubutt, duh.

>> No.13299648

>>13299590
Main tank: Wurm
Physical DPS: One of those multi armed Asura girls
Ranged DPS: Elf
Magic DPS: Lich
Secondary Tank: Golem
Healer: Shirohebi
Crowd Control: Wyvern
Extra Backup: Kitsune

>> No.13299649

>>13299624
Jinko waifu
doing ass to grass squats
on my face

>> No.13299656

>>13299626
>having a waifu

>> No.13299657

>>13299656
>Having anything meaningful

>> No.13299661

>>13299657

>Having anything

>> No.13299663

>>13299590
Main Tank: Wurm
Phys. DPS: Mantis
Ranged DPS: Elf
Magic DPS: Himezumi
2nd Tank: Mino
Healer: Merrow
CC: Kraken
Extra Backup: Bapho

>> No.13299664

>>13299657
>Having a pringles

>> No.13299665

>>13299590
Main Tank: Gnome
Physical DPS: Wyvern
Ranged DPS: Thunderbird
Magic DPS: Lich
Secondary Tank: Dragon
Healer: Anubis
Crowd Control: Nightmare
Extra Backup: Baphomet

>> No.13299667

>>13299661
>having

>> No.13299668

>>13299664
>Not having a Snickers
you were so fucking close.

>> No.13299671

>>13299665
>Main Tank: Gnome
You made me think of people slapping her fat ass and tits around.

>> No.13299672

>>13299665
Actually, replace Wyvern with Mantis.

>> No.13299675

>>13299599
Oh come on, you may as well be raiding with a GM.

>> No.13299677

>>13299671
I'd call that a nice thought.

>> No.13299679
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13299679

>>13299624
Polt. A thousand times polt. A papi is fine too

>> No.13299680

>>13299675

Hey I camped for my Time Lost Lilim for 5 weeks straight! Do you know how many times I had to beat off that stupid blue dragon along the way?!

>> No.13299686

>>13299624
Lich, Wight, Will-o-Wisp, Dragon, Jabberwock, Wyvern, Lilim, Pharaoh, Anubis

>> No.13299689

>>13299686
Having a wisp sit on your face sounds hot.

>> No.13299696

>>13299679
This Anon knows what's up

>> No.13299701 [DELETED] 

benis in bagina :DDDD

>> No.13299704
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13299704

>>13299679

>tfm you will never sniff Polt's butt.

>> No.13299706
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13299706

>>13299696
I think brown cow belongs on that list also maybe. Just imagine having that collosal caramel-toned booty forming around your face like a warm, wiggling memory foam mattress

>> No.13299707

>>13299704

>thm, the fuck? meant tfw. Heh, the mistakes you make when you're drunk.

>> No.13299721

>>13299706
>consider the following

>> No.13299723

>>13299686
This is an excellent and agreeable list.

>> No.13299725
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13299725

>>13299706

You couldn't have put it any better, Anon.

>> No.13299729

>>13299704
>wanting to sniff an ass intentionally

Alright then.

>> No.13299730
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13299730

I want to recreate popular kids books but add monstergirls

>stellaluna is about a bat girl raised by harpies
>harpy mom makes her eat food she doesn't like and she can't sleep upside down
>out with her harpy sisters one night she meets her bat mom
>happy reunion
>mom teaches her daughter how to be a bat
>bat is still friends with harpies, and helps them out when it's too dark to see

Just replace the fruit eating pages with some rape and it's perfect

>> No.13299734

>>13299730
>The rats of nimh
I got nothing, but Nyan might like it.

>> No.13299736

>>13299730
>Just replace the fruit eating pages with some rape and it's perfect
I was with you up until that point.
Wouldn't you rather just some cute images of an adorable bat-girl nibbling on fruit? Why's it always gotta be sex...

>> No.13299737

Do you know how your waifu got her scars?

>> No.13299738

>>13299734
>Non-Furry Mrs. Brisby
I'm sure we'd all like us some Mouse MILF.

And some Bishoujo Nimh Rat Girls.

>> No.13299741

>>13299737
Got it the first time we kung fu fought, she hounded me for two years before I finally defeated her for good. She calls it a 'love mark' now.

>> No.13299742

>>13299736
That would be good

or we could have both anon

>> No.13299745

>>13299025
Fuck you, Anon, I almost spit out my coffee.

>> No.13299749

Let's say, on the one in a million chance that a monster girl got pregnant from a one night stand, and then months later, you've been aggressively courted by another monster girl of the same species. You meet her family, and there's her sister, your one night stand, pregnant.
What do you do?
What does the sister do?
What does your new waifu do?

>> No.13299750

>>13299737
Tripped and cut her chest open with a rock.

>> No.13299753

>>13299749
I take responsibility, and marry both of them

>> No.13299754

>>13299750
She got better, right?

>>13299749
Get on an episode of Maury.

>> No.13299755

>>13299736
Because monstergirls you fucking low T. God, I wish KC allowed a little NTR in the setting cause of faggots like you.

>Hey husband, want to fuck?
No, I'd rater just cuddle
>Husband, I'm feeling really naughty, see? I'm wet and ready for you. I want you to go wild on me
Can't we cuddlefuck instead?
>Anon, I need your spirit energy, I need a lot, are you ready?
For a kissing marathon, you bet!

And then anon came home to find his wife having every hole filled by men who actually wanted to fuck. The end.

>> No.13299757

>>13299749
I ditch town.

>> No.13299760

>>13299755
Why do you imagine such horrible scenarios?

>> No.13299762

>>13299757
Nigger.

>> No.13299763

>>13299757
Nigger please.

>> No.13299764
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13299764

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13299770

>>13299749
Guess I have to marry both of them.

>> No.13299772

>>13299764
I wonder if Fat Toni stopped milking rats for those school lunches.

>> No.13299774

>>13299764

STOP REMINDING ME!

>> No.13299775

>>13299755
>Wanting Children's books to remain cute without straight-up sexualization
>"You deserve to be NTR'd!"

You're not a nice person.

>> No.13299776

>>13299755
You're making a total non-issue, an issue.

Nothing is stopping your faggot-ass from bringing up different topics either.

>> No.13299777
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13299777

is you're monster girl an operator?

>> No.13299779

>>13299764
>posting the same picture and the same sentence in multiple thread

K then

>> No.13299781 [DELETED] 
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13299781

Shit we're finally back.

>>13299510
Can't say I enjoyed making this, but I like the end product.

>> No.13299783

>>13299777
>That gun
>Not using the Railgun to take down Geckos
Rachne sucks at MGS4.

>> No.13299784

>>13299775
I cant be a faggot since I actually want to fuck monstergirls, not watch them be moe.

>> No.13299785

>>13299783
>Rachne sucks at MGS4
That's because Miia is the one who plays MGS.

>> No.13299788

>>13299781
But there are ladies on that anon.

Side note, who here likes MGs in bondage?

>> No.13299789

>>13299777
She's a big dork. She would hating going outside to get shot at.

>> No.13299791

>>13299762
>>13299763
I'll be the biggest not nigger ever, If I didn't get married in the first place that means I don't want to get married still.

>> No.13299795 [DELETED] 

>>13299791
A thought occurs.
If MGs were real.
Niggers might fuck them.

>> No.13299796

>>13299788
Present.

>> No.13299797

>>13299624
Slimes
Maybe Lava Golem

>> No.13299798
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13299798

>>13299541
Dragon, MGQ's Sylph, lamia, werecat, oni.

>>13299788
God DAMMMMMNNNN

First I forget to attach the picture, then I upload the wrong picture, and now I deleted the whole post instead of just the image. Fuck.

>>13299510

>> No.13299801

>>13299795
>might

>> No.13299802

>>13299785
I bet Mia doesn't even play it properly.

>> No.13299804

>>13299788
I like light bondage. Handcuffs or ropes are my thing. I'm not into gags or S&M. Blindfolds are also nice.

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13299805

You've all remembered to praise the elephant god, Ganesha recently, right?

>> No.13299806

>>13299798
WHY?

>> No.13299808

>>13299798
Better.
>>13299796
>>13299804
Excellent.

>> No.13299809

>>13299805
Too big. Way too big.

>> No.13299811

>>13299784
I think there's appropriate times for both.

>> No.13299812

>>13299805
I don't know what's muscle and what's fat

>> No.13299814

>>13299788
>Two pictures of MG Waifu in bondage
>They both suck
It's a pain.

>> No.13299815

>>13299784
Meant for >>13299776

>> No.13299816

>>13299795
Anon I have some bad news for you. There are niggers in the thread right now and they want to fuck monster girls.
I would know seeing as I am one

>> No.13299819

>>13299816
Are you going to NTR us white boys?

>> No.13299820

>>13299816
What makes you so sure you're a nigger and not just a black man?

>> No.13299821

>>13299816
Hello there fellow Nig Nog.

>> No.13299824

>>13299816
How horafying.
What's your favorite?

>> No.13299827
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13299827

So I finally got around to picking up BnHA and hot damn, this froggie right here.

>> No.13299828

>>13299820
I thought there was no difference to you?

>> No.13299829

>>13299805
Fucking disgusting.

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>>13299816
>niggers in my 4chan thread

>> No.13299833

>>13299798
Why didn't you put a Gachimuchi on there, you blew it,

>> No.13299834

>>13299736
We're filled with people who think of nothing but sex.

Sorry for your loss.

>> No.13299835

>>13299814
Which one?

>> No.13299836

>>13299827
Tsuyu is best girl, I hate that they're pushing the weightless slut with daddy issues and trying to make her seem like she's not as bad as she is.

>> No.13299838

>>13299827
Did her chest get bigger as time went on?

>> No.13299840

>>13299816

>Calling yourself a nigger for replies.

Come on Anon, I'd be happy if you just said you were black and shared these interests.

>> No.13299841

>>13299828
If you've got a job, an education, and pants that fit you correctly you're a black man. If you're still trying to jump start your rap career so you can get an endorsement deal on your giant sneakers to pay for the massive bill you ran up at KFC, you're a nigger.

Know the difference, it could save your life!

>> No.13299843

>>13299838
It's called puberty anon.
And fanservice.

>> No.13299844
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13299844

>>13299838
Boobs grow when fondled, right?

>> No.13299845

>>13299835
Anubis.

>> No.13299846
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13299846

>>13299827
She's literally perfect

>>13299816
>2015
>being black

why haven't you fixed that yet anon?

>> No.13299848

>>13299541
I can never keep a solid top five, the only one that permanently stays number 1 is Crow Tengu, Even with a top 20, it'd be too fluxuating.

>> No.13299850

>>13299832
>implying bapho wouldn't love to ride on the shoulders of a fuckhuge kuroniisan

>> No.13299851

>>13299824
It's a toss up between Sandworms Liches and Ushi-oni

>> No.13299854

>>13299845
Not the one I'm trying to write bondage smut for then.

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13299855

It's like I really am on /pol/.

>> No.13299857

>>13299855
Hey I remember that dog!

>> No.13299858

>>13299855
>Thinking only /pol/ calls blacks niggers
Are you new or some shit?

>> No.13299861 [DELETED] 

>>13299858
/pol/ is nothing but racism and sexism, so yeah if you are either of those you need to go back to /pol/, and this thread has disturbing amounts of both

>> No.13299862

>>13299798
I bet the monstergirls who used these machines would be bullied for not being able to take used boxers from the boys they like.

>> No.13299863

>>13299855
>gets upset over nigger

It's like i'm really on reddit

>> No.13299865 [DELETED] 

>>13299858
Nice greentext, crossie.

>> No.13299866

>>13299861
>>13299855
Oh, so you're baiting, ok.

>> No.13299867

>>13299862
And those ones are bullied because they don't take nervous full moon worn boxers from their victims.

>> No.13299868

>>13299861
>>>/tumblr/

Think you're lost friendo.

Maybe you'll learn how to bait better

>> No.13299869 [DELETED] 

>>13299866
Ah yes, the "bait" meme. Also, that second post wasn't me.

>> No.13299872
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13299872

Hey! Please stop it with the /pol/ stuff and praise this frog! She seems to like it.

>> No.13299877

>>13299872
She's too short for my taste, hell she's short by Japanese standards.

>> No.13299879
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13299879

Niggers are shit, but Delicious Brown is great.

Do you agree with this statement and why?

>> No.13299880

>>13299865
>I spend all my time on a slow ass board waiting for someone to reply to 2hu and onahole threads
>This makes me superior to others.

>> No.13299882

>>13299879
Same thing, dumbass.

>> No.13299883

>>13299865
>getting analpained over greenwords
Not the guy you replied to, but I'm surprised you haven't had an aneurysm despite being so averse to the 'misuse' of the quote function.

>> No.13299885

>>13299879
I agree, because Niggers are browns with a certain mindset, like rednecks and white trash are to Caucasians.

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>> No.13299889

>>13299879
Sure, provided you mean "nigger" like >>13299841
does. Because some darkies are cool.

>> No.13299890 [SPOILER] 
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13299890

>>13299872
I love frogs

>> No.13299892

>>13299886
This threads so full of newies that they probably don't recognize half of those stories

>> No.13299893

>>13299872
I don't want no spoilers.

>>13299880
Quality post, brah.

>> No.13299898

>>13299892
>you have to pay attention to writefagging to not be new

ok

>> No.13299900
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13299900

Would you like a shake with that?

>> No.13299901
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13299901

>>13299893
>no spoilers
Fiiiine~

>> No.13299903

>>13299900
I never noticed those band-aids until now.

>> No.13299904

>>13299901
>Sensitive to the cold
Shit tier, I swear to god.

>> No.13299905

>>13299886
I like it.

>> No.13299907

>>13299905
Now someone needs to post the other one.

>> No.13299908

>>13299886
I wish Yananon wasn't kill.

>> No.13299909

>>13299901
>>13299904
>Shit tier
>Not even better because it means she'll want to cuddle up with you

>> No.13299910
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13299910

CRAYONFAG COME BACK TO US

>> No.13299911
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13299911

Can we stop hating on black people for god's sake? Where the hell did this start? This is a monstergirl thread! Hate on the monstergirl I post instead! You all hate giant stuff anyway!

>> No.13299912

>>13299909
No, If my GF or wife can't handle going for walks in the winter time up north, then we're done.

Shit's romantic and beautiful and I won't stand for being left out.

>> No.13299913

>>13299912
But she just needs to bundle up. YOU have to bundle up too!

>> No.13299914

>>13299911
Joke's on you, I'm into that.

And it started from some NTR scenario some guy posted.

>> No.13299915 [DELETED] 

>>13299911
You know what I hate more than giant monster girls? Giant niggers

>> No.13299919
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13299919

>>13299908
Have a blast from the past.

>> No.13299920

>>13299913
I typically only wear a hoodie and flannel jeans when it's early or late winter.

The only time I wear anything heavier is when shit gets serious, like 20-30 degrees below 0.

And even then it's usually only a hat and maybe gloves.

>> No.13299921

>>13299877
>Not wanting a fun sized waifu

>> No.13299923

>>13299920
Well aren't you a badass. Guess that means you should go get a Yuki-Onna or a Glacies, so us regular folk who need to wear layers during the colder periods can appreciate the froggie.

>> No.13299924
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13299924

>>13299911
>4chan
>Acting like hating Black People is new
Nigger please. Sorry some guy saying something mean triggered you though. But grow up.

>> No.13299926

>>13299921
If my waifu is fun sized, then much like a fun sized candy bar I will neither be able to enjoy or savor her when it comes down to all the good shit.
Besides, shit's annoying, I have to bend down or lift her up to do anything.
>>13299923
Yuki-Onna is one of my waifu candidates, so yes you're correct.

>> No.13299928

>>13299919
I still remember his yandere Lilim story which involved a Reimufag.

>> No.13299929

>>13299920
Celsius, right?

It's the only acceptable system but still, have to ask.

>> No.13299931

Night everyone, be good and burn it all.

>> No.13299932

>>13299926
>so yes you're correct
Well then go get her tiger! Leave the poor frog alone.
>>13299931
Reverse psychology, eh?

>> No.13299934

>>13299924
Wow, you're such a bad*ss.

>> No.13299937
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13299937

>>13299929
Europoor pls.

Though if you want conversion 20-30 degrees below freezing on farenheit is -28 to -34 degrees celsius.

>> No.13299938
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13299938

>>13299931
I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

>> No.13299939

>>13299931
Well, if you insist. There are a lot of salamanders sparring outside, I'm sure I can work something out.

>> No.13299940

>>13299937
>Europoor pls.
America and britbongs are the only that use all the retarded systems.

>> No.13299942

>>13299932
Yes, this is my new tactic.
Now if you will excuse me, I have a hinezume whose ears need fondling.


>>13299939
>>13299938
Yes, burn it all everyone. Burn it all.

>> No.13299943

>>13299926
Come on man, she's not even that tiny, she's 4'11".
Perfect for princess carries, being the little spoon and sitting on your lap.

>> No.13299944

>>13299929
thats pretty much the same celcius or farenheit, anon

besides 'murica a best

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13299947

>>13299938
Light up the cat.

>> No.13299948
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13299948

>>13299943
I like big girls, so I wouldn't mind having to lift to be able to princess carry my waifu.

>> No.13299949

>>13299944
Moon base 23 is where it's at bro.
Now I want space Glacies comets.

>> No.13299952

>>13299924

>telling me I'm triggered
>telling me I need to grow up

You're telling me I need to accept 4chan as it is.

I've been here a while. At a point you do realize that everyone should just stop being a douche. Hopefully you'll reach that point one day.

>> No.13299954

>>13299952
If you want people who are nice and won't use no-no words just go to reddit.

>> No.13299955

>>13299952
B-but my freedom of speech! You're just a newfag! Stop getting offended!

>> No.13299957
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13299957

So what foods would someone feed to a malnourished Oomukade to get her some meat on her bones and a healthy shine to her hair?

>> No.13299958

No wonder these threads are always so toxic.

>> No.13299960

>>13299957
Crickets and tuna.

>> No.13299962

>>13299958
>implying 4chan isn't an intentional haven of toxicity

i like it

>> No.13299963

>>13299957
Woah now, is that a dire oomukade? No thanks, regular oomukade venom is bad enough.

>> No.13299964

>>13299954
I agree about not getting upset over words, but I do think that people should generally be nice to each other, anon, otherwise nothing gets done

>> No.13299965

>>13299957
Knuckle sandwiches.

>> No.13299966

>>13299947
Dat ass.
It demands to be smacked.

>> No.13299967

>>13299955
>Belittling Freedom of Speech
>Implying being offended means jack shit
I mean, since your post offends me can you please delete it and check your posting privilege? Thanks.

>> No.13299968

>>13299957
Huh. Who'd a thought purple and green look good together. Especially with delicious brown
but anyway, I'd say big breakfasts, big lunches, and big dinners. We're talking waffles and pancakes, whatever the hell people make for lunch, and some lasagna with some mac 'n' cheese

>> No.13299969
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13299969

I want to play with a Nekomata.

>> No.13299970

>>13299957
Barbecue and Flintstones vitamins. That's all one needs in life.

>> No.13299971

>>13299966
Are you sure? She's a big girl.

>> No.13299972

>>13299971
For you.

>> No.13299973

>>13299969
>You will never have a Nekomata pet/waifu/roomate
This world is nothing but despair

>> No.13299974 [DELETED] 

Where's the big NEET titties at

>>13299962
>>13299967
It's like you never grew out of your /b/ phase.

>> No.13299975

>>13299969
I want to be childishly stalked by one.

>> No.13299976
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>>13299948
Shut up I'll delete in a bit.

>> No.13299977

>>13299966
Smacking the ass of a Red Dragon while she's angered is not advisable Anon.

Why not offer to draw her a bath and give her a relaxing massage? Tell her to forget about that smug Blue Dragon.

>> No.13299978

>>13299974
Oh fuck off, no one is going to stop saying Nigger just because you want to make reddit 2.0 here. Go bitch on Tumblr if it bugs you so much.

>> No.13299979

>>13299978
I'm not any of the guys who were complaining. Also, two boogeymen in one post, good job.

>>13299976
Hah, maybe I should delete the original pic instead.

>> No.13299981

>>13299957
Meat and dairy
Thanks Doc

>> No.13299982

>>13299977
Jokes on you, I'm a masochist. I will gladly accept whatever consequences come from smacking her ass. Just once and it'll all be worth it.

>> No.13299983

>>13299977
It would be worth it

>> No.13299984

>>13299979
>Complaining about Boogeymen
>Right after bringing up the /b/ boogeyman
OK

>> No.13299985

>>13299979
If you don't mind.

>> No.13299986

>>13299977
Obviously.

I cannot resist smacking that ass.
I would offer to do all of that stuff to get her to calm down and avoid overt punishment for said smacking of dat ass.

>> No.13299987

>>13299984
Talking about a /b/ phase isn't a boogeyman, though? Stop being so defensive.

>>13299985
Of course not.

>> No.13299988

>you're not super nice and cooperative with everyone here?
>lol /b/ kiddie, maybe one day you'll be as evolved and mature as me

I love you 4chan

>> No.13299989

>>13299988
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>> No.13299990

>>13299783
The tank over her back and the hazard symbol make me think STALKER instead, and it seems more like something Rachnee would play.

>> No.13299991 [DELETED] 

>>13299988
Look, this thread has a serious problem with being rude and obnoxious and other worse things, and using disgusting language. I don't see any problem with setting standards to dictate how people behave in here.

>> No.13299992

Why can't you all just get along? The Oomukade can't shlick to this!

>> No.13299993

>>13299988
wow, I love how the ones who got called out on being edgy are the ones making the most shitposts

please keep shitting up the place, it's not like this isn't a containment thread anyways

>> No.13299994

>>13299991
>>13299993
HAH

>> No.13299996

>>13299992
because getting along is for losers.
Now if you will excuse me, I have a dire alp to tenderly bully.

>> No.13299997

>>13299991
Nope. Take it somewhere else.

>> No.13299999

>>13299992

Does being just sort of indifferent towards everyone count as getting along?

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>>13299991
>I don't see any problem with setting standards to dictate how people behave in here.
Great satire on dweebs who whine whenever yuri, monster boys, NTR or whatever are simply mentioned.

>> No.13300002

>>13299992
Can they shlick better if I say oomukades are kind of cute?
And more fun to lick than Barometz?

>> No.13300003

>>13299999
So long as you subconsciously hold at least a low burning hatred for all of us you're fine.

>> No.13300006

>>13299992
Please, they would be the sufferingfags of the monstergirl world. They would want us to hate each other.

>> No.13300010

this is the 4chan experience i was promised

>> No.13300011

>>13300002
Oh yes. They can shlick to that.
>>13300006
No! I refuse!

>> No.13300012

>>13299991
>posting standards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>> No.13300013

>>13300003

Nope I don't even have that much.

>> No.13300014

>>13299991
>and using disgusting language
Really? Really?
That is quite literally the absolute least of our issues here.

>> No.13300015

>>13299991
Wait, people are taking this post seriously?

Although it still holds a bit of truth.

>> No.13300018

>>13300014
He obviously isn't from here, don't be so surprised.

>> No.13300019

>>13300013
Then I'll have to demand that you GTFO until you're bitter and jaded like the rest of us. THEN you can come back and shitpost.

>> No.13300021 [DELETED] 

Man, this is pretty much like teenagers doing the opposite of what their parents told them.

>son, please stop setting the carpet on fire
>fuck you mom, now i'm gonna do it to spite you, hah!

>> No.13300022

>>13299991
>And using disgusting language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

>> No.13300023

>>13300021
We're sorry our mean words triggered you, maybe you should use Swedish 4chan, you might like that more.

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13300024

>>13299624
>All this people that want girls to sit on their face.
>No mention of a certain monstereveryone used to love.
You forgot about her. Why do you always forget about her?

>> No.13300025 [DELETED] 

>>13300021
>son please don't murder those old people
>fuck you mom, I have freedom of speech! i should be as hateful as possible! death to niggers, /pol/ was right!

>> No.13300026

>>13299991
Did this son of a whoremongering twattle, ass licking little cum sniffer just say we can't swear?

>> No.13300027

>>13300024
Because she would literally break every single bone in my face.

>> No.13300028

>>13300024
Because Hound wants a harem but doesn't want to admit it

>> No.13300029

>>13300024
Because she didn't go to the onsen with everyone.

>> No.13300030

>>13299991
I knew people here were autistic but I'm still amazed everyone is taking this seriously.

>> No.13300031

>>13300026
H*ck no. We won't go.

>> No.13300032

>>13300030
But anon, there's nothing better going on and shitposting is boring, this is the most interesting the thread's been in hours.

>> No.13300033

>>13300024
I'd rather Manako.

>> No.13300034

>/mgg/ getting trolled this hard

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13300035

>>13300024
I thought it was Daniki until I opened it. Gakaka.

>> No.13300038

>>13300010
You're welcome, nigger.

>> No.13300039

>>13300027
She doesn't actually have to sit on us. If she wanted to bend over and let us bury our faces in her ass that would be fine too

>> No.13300040

If your mother's saw the things you guys said on here, how would they react? The Monster Girl you have a crush on, how would she react? Your grandmother?

If any of those would be disgusted, which they probably would, then maybe you should consider controlling your language. And if you go "But muh free speech" then fuck off.

>> No.13300042

>>13300035
>Wanting Dakini to sit on your face
>Not wanting her to explore your mouth with her tongue
>Not wanting her to give you the greatest blowjob this side of MGC
Wait a minute, this is what 69 was for!

>> No.13300043
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13300043

>>13300024
I really like her.

>>13300023
Yeah man, I'm like, totally having a panic attack here.

>>13300034
I've made jokes several times in the past and caused plenty of people to get mad as fuck. It honestly made me sad 'cause I'm here to make people laugh.

>>13300031
Oh shit, someone else is starting to say h*ck.

>> No.13300044

>>13300034
>>13300034
>trolling
>no one is actually mad

Anon...

>> No.13300046

>>13300040
But muh free speech.

>> No.13300047

I want to play video games and drink shitty beer with an alp.

>> No.13300050

>>13300044
>>no one is actually mad
Pfft, yeah right.

>> No.13300051
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13300051

Whenever these shitstorms rear their ugly heads, I try to soothe them like this! Pick one!

1. Junko encouraging underage drinking
2. Sea Slime doing the Hathor position
3. Oomukade food porn, with a cat added
4. How a Dragon's bitchboy TAKES ACTION

>> No.13300052

>>13300040
Anon why are you trying to take the high road when there isn't one?
>>13300047
This sounds nice.

>> No.13300053

>>13300040
You can stop now.

>> No.13300054

>>13300051
3

>> No.13300055

>>13300051
Sea slime. Pomus is best girl.

>> No.13300056

>>13300047
Does it involve her hot dogging you as you play, her bouncing in your lap as she gets into her gain against you?

>> No.13300057

>>13300047
That sounds nice

>> No.13300058

>>13300051
>Sea Slime doing the Hathor position
I have no idea what the Hathor position is or how a slime could do it but I really want to see it now.

>> No.13300059

so many memes, so little time to upvote each one of your posts

>>13300051
444444444

>> No.13300060

>>13300051
>4. How a Dragon's bitchboy TAKES ACTION
Let me guess: He inexplicably becomes an Alpha and doms all the Monster Girls who are stronger than him with "Muh Dick"?

>> No.13300062

>>13300051
more dragon

>> No.13300063

>>13300051
4.

Let's see what you got Alp.

>> No.13300064

>>13300051
4
I'm doing it solely to spite whoever hates when the male takes charge in femdom doujins

>> No.13300065

>>13300060
No, you dumbass.

>> No.13300068

>>13300060
Dude, calm down.

>> No.13300069

>>13300051
2. We need more sea slime.

>> No.13300070

>Get caught by a manticore and milked by her tail
>To your surprise it starts talking.
>"THANK YOU HUMAN, YOUR SEMEN WAS SUFFICIENT."
>The manticore walks away with a spring in her step
>You on the other hand remain there, horrified.

>> No.13300072

>>13300065
>>13300068
Then what does it mean?

>> No.13300073

>>13300060
You sound bitter.

>> No.13300074

>>13300064
I happen to be one of those people and just so you know, he doesn't take charge of anything but himself.

>> No.13300075

>>13300051
3. Not that it matters now

>> No.13300077

>>13300051
2

>> No.13300078

>>13300040
>implying I haven't shown 4chan to my mom
>implying it wouldn't make my waifu wet as fuck
>implying my grandmother could even comprehend the levels of fuckery in this thread

>> No.13300079

>>13300072
He does something that'll make them think he's an Alpha, even though he's the same bitch as he's been up to this point.

That's my guess anyway.
If my, or your, fears prove true, I say bullying must intensify.

>> No.13300080

>>13300072
>tell me the twist of your story
No.

>> No.13300082

>>13300078
Haha

nice.

>> No.13300085

>>13300042
But anon, I want all those things.

>>13300040
>Mother
She's heard worse
>MG
She's be overcome with embarrassment since I post so much about her.
>Grandmother
Confused probably.

>> No.13300086

>>13300047
Would you bet sexual favors?

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>>13300024
>>13300039
>Tio will never unwittingly push you against a wall and crush your face against her ass and the wall, your skull tightly embedded between her jiggly ass-cheeks with an iron grip until you suffocate and pass out in front of everyone.
>She will never continue on her way as if nothing had happened, your skull still stuck on her ass and your feet dragging behind her.

>> No.13300088

>>13300051
To make it a tie, 2.

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>>13300079
It's like you people look down on my abilities or something.

>> No.13300092

>>13300085
So do I, Anon. So so I
I miss Dakini

>> No.13300093

>>13300070
Congratulations, you just made manticores shittier.

>> No.13300094

>>13300051
2

>> No.13300095

>>13300070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

>> No.13300096

>>13300091
It's not so much your abilities, so much as just the overall situation and lead up.

I'd be skeptical of absolutely any creator's ability to presenting a satisfying course of action as things stand in my mind now, not just you.

So, let's see what you've got Alp.

>> No.13300097

>>13300093
>shittier
Seems like an improvement to me.

>> No.13300098

Is there such a thing as a non-shit lilim

>> No.13300099

>>13300096
But at no point have I even considered any of the outcomes you people have suggested.
>let's see what you've got
Actually, Sea Slime is in the lead now, so...

>> No.13300101

>>13300098
Ask the magic conch.

>> No.13300102

>>13300098
If they're made by KC, or any jap in general, no.

>> No.13300103

>>13300093
>get caught by a manticore and milked by her tail
>she immediately leaves
>the next day you feel a chest pain
>pain gets unbearable
>tiny manticore comes out of your torax
>she feeds off your dead body before leaving to find her mother

>> No.13300104

http://a.pomf.se/avhzqi.jpg

Name 4 more.

>> No.13300105

>>13300098
Well there's the Alp Lilim

>> No.13300106

>>13300097
Thou art mad.

>> No.13300107

>>13300099
>But at no point have I even considered any of the outcomes you people have suggested.
Not that it matters. All that matters is what does actually get put on the page. And we'll see whether it's any better or not.

>Actually, Sea Slime is in the lead now, so...
Today, next week, we'll see whenever you get to it.

>> No.13300109

>>13300105
I'm going to dick that lilim tenderly.

>> No.13300111

>>13300098

my waifu

>> No.13300112

>>13300074
Fair enough, I'd read it.

>> No.13300113

>>13300104
>http://a.pomf.se/avhzqi.jpg
Mantis.

>> No.13300114

>>13300102
Implying that ELH's and/or Mari's are better?

>> No.13300115

>>13300103
Strangely, I find this less disturbing than talking tailpussy.

>> No.13300117

>>13300104
Wight
Kunoichi

>> No.13300118

>>13300098
They are nice. I would love to serve under them.

>> No.13300119

>>13300070
>>13300095
I though it was going to detach from the manticore, releasing the psychic control it held over it's host, and start tunneling deep enough until the false-tail parasite could make a cocoon safe from the eyes of men, where it could transform into his true and most deadly form.

>> No.13300120

>>13300051
3 all the way.
We need more cuddly-crawlies.

>> No.13300123

>>13300104
Nightmare.

>> No.13300124

>>13300104
Hinezumi

>> No.13300125

>>13300114
Not liking A doesn't mean you like B.

>ELH
I threw up a bit.

>> No.13300126

>>13300118
Suspicious

>> No.13300127

>>13300118
Until the local Wizard decides to either turn them into Lolis or make them submissive kind housewives

God fuck Wizards, Wizards are the worst

>> No.13300129

>>13300104
Lava Golem
Valkyrie
Hellhound
Will o the Wisp

>> No.13300130

>>13300114
Its shit too, just saying the others are all shit too.

>> No.13300131

>>13300127
Monster pls.

Wizards are the best, I want to learn magic from a Wizard!

>> No.13300134

>>13300104
Sylph, vanilla dragon.

>> No.13300135

>>13300127

Wizards are the hero's we need but their to busy not giving a fuck to actually help anyone.

>> No.13300137

>>13300104
Jabberwock of course

>> No.13300138

>>13300104
Alp

>> No.13300139

>>13300095

>A man living with his Manticore wife for the past few years
>She talks about some errands she needs to run in town
>Her tail pipes up to his surprise
>"OF COURSE I SHALL REQUIRE SOME OF YOUR SEMEN LATER THIS EVENING."
>He's stunned at this and asks her if a Manticore's tail can talk
>She looks at him like he's making a joke and dismisses it
>He's left wondering if he's going insane.

>> No.13300140

>>13300087

I'm definitely okay with this.

>> No.13300141

>>13300131
>>13300135
Fuck that, Wizards are the worst, they make kind rapist Monster Girls afraid to rape human boys because they might be a wizard

>> No.13300143
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Man, why are superstrong girls so hot to me

>> No.13300145

>>13300126
Don't you want to encourage a lilim as she takes over a town and adds it to her territory? You don;t want to be her most trusted underling, the one she confides in when she needs someone to be there for her?

>> No.13300147

>>13300143
You're what they call an "amazon chaser".

>> No.13300148

>>13300141
Traitor-kun stop being so butthurt

>> No.13300151

>>13300141

A Wizard can strike fear into the hearts of monsters without even doing anything. Truly men to aspire too.

>> No.13300152

>>13300051
Well, I'd say it's done. I'll come back with an update to Sea Slime, and then we'll see about that Dragon update next week.

>> No.13300157

>>13300051
>Takes Action

Oh yeah, "rising up" and then being raped back into being a bitchboy like nothing happend will surely be a good update.

Totally not pointless at all.

>> No.13300158

>>13300148
>>13300151
I just want to be raped by a drunken Christmas Cake without having to constantly prove to her I'm not a Wizard and I won't curse her for no reason, is that so wrong?

>> No.13300159

>>13300147
Yeah, but, every time I see someone else who's into musclegirls they want to feel overpowered by them and all that stuff, and I feel weird because I'd fucking hate that.

Am I insane?

>> No.13300161

>>13300145

I would help a Lilim take over and when it's all said and done just leave without saying a word before she notices.

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>>13300143

Because they can cuddle you so damn hard.

>> No.13300163

>>13300159
I guess you just enjoy them for aesthetic reasons. I love them too, and the femdom is kind of optional.

>> No.13300164

>>13300158
Yes.

>> No.13300166
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Soft sensual fluffy women are the best

Fox women lead the list!

>> No.13300167

>>13300158
>I just want to have fun, is that so wrong
Fuck you, no fun allowed here!

>> No.13300168

>>13300166
Remove liver eaters.
Remove soul stealers.

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For the Hound.

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>>13300157
You know, I feel like you have something against me personally when you spout bullshit like that. Do your nipples get hard when you make up something mean about me and then post it? Are you touching yourself right now? I bet you are. Scum.

>> No.13300172

>>13300167
I'm gonna play strip checkers with a lizardgirl and no one can stop me!

>> No.13300173

>>13300145

>Being friend zoned by a monster
>And a fucking lilim of all things

anon I....

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How many of you can say their MG wives can do a sensual dance for you?

>> No.13300176

>>13300170
Not him, but don't you try to bully anyone. Know the pecking order around here Alp.

>> No.13300179

>>13300172
The lizardgirl will when she spills her spaghetti all over the place so ha!
>>13300175
Pretty sure all of us could.

>> No.13300181

>>13300170
You won't change a thing about the formula and we both fucking know it.

You're going to be talking about this "take action" shit like the MC is going to finally show a bit of spine but all it will be is the faggot pathetically stuttering his "demands" out then being raped right back into being a bitch like nothing happened.

I'm calling it now you fucking twat.

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>>13300176
Reading this series has taught me to believe in myself.

>> No.13300183

>>13300173
What's wrong with just having her as my boss? I can marry my waifu instead of the lilim and continue to obey her.

>> No.13300184

>>13300173
It could be worse.

You could be NTR'd by Luka.

>> No.13300186

>>13300182
Stop having delusions of grandeur. You're a fucking Alp, you don't get to have hopes and dreams like the rest of us.

>> No.13300187

>>13300181
You know you're wrong, anon. Why do you insist on fighting me?

>> No.13300188

>>13300184
That didn't happen.

Oh wait holy shit it fucking did.Fuck MGQ what a piece of shit.

>> No.13300190

>>13300186
That's what they said when Midoriya didn't have a quirk, but look how that turned out!
>>13300188
And don't forget, the guy who got NTR'd was turned into a shota by his wife.

>> No.13300192

>>13300188
>>13300184
Reminder that out of all the people Ilias could have chosen to fuck and make herself happy at any time, she chose her own grandson.

God MGQ is almost all shit.

>> No.13300193

>>13300179
>You will never pin a lizardgirl on the ground while she softy says no and her eyes scream YES!

>> No.13300194

>>13300182
>>13300182
Sop spamming the same images every thread.

No one cares about your frog.

You are becoming worse than the Manticore spammers.

>> No.13300195

>>13300193
But that's rape.

>> No.13300196

>>13300192
But incest is hot

Though Onee-san Incest is the best

>> No.13300197

>>13300187
Sure it's not true.

It's going to be like every other story where the guy "fights" back and is promptly raped back into submission while the MG laughs it off.

Nothing will change.

>> No.13300200

>>13300190
>NTR'd and shotafied

Holy shit kill yourself.

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>>13300143
Because they are the most fun to tease since they are not used to being hit on by men, just taking them themselves instead, and they don't know how to act when they are on a disadvantageous position.

>> No.13300203

>>13300195
She wants it, but she doesn't want to say she wants it, and makes you "rape" her Just like monsters do to men

>> No.13300205

>>13300182
>I bet you are like " I am gona post these same frog girl pics over and over so people will like it too"

You are such a fucking idiot and a massive faggot. quit forcing .

>> No.13300206

>>13300201
what does it mean if i want to wreck an entire house with an oni while fucking

>> No.13300207

>>13300195
Can't rape the willing.

>> No.13300211

>>13300203
>spoiler

I don't think so Deruella.

>> No.13300212

>>13300206
It means you should be taking calcium supplements or chugging holstaur milk. Actually, do both.

>> No.13300214

>>13300206
It means you are a retard that can't use capitalization.

>> No.13300220

>>13300196
You. I like you.

>> No.13300222

>>13300206
You have poor decision making skills. Do you know how much it costs to repair a house? Jesus anon, its like you hate money. I'm not even a tanuki and I'm honestly mad at you. No joke.

>> No.13300223

>>13300206
It means you should get a job at a demolition company. You should take your wife to work too.

>> No.13300225

>>13300220
What Monster Girl makes the best Onee-san and why is it Jabberwock? Anubis would be runner up.

>> No.13300228

>>13300211
Please, I'm sure all the anons here would be thrilled to get raped, even if they said they would rather die. All men want it, no matter how much they try to convince you otherwise.

>> No.13300230

>>13300111
gary stu pls go

>> No.13300232

>>13300170
...why do I feel like I recognize that sword?

>> No.13300234

>>13300225
>Not Holstaur
But its Holstaur.

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13300236

Has anyone read this yet?

>> No.13300238

>>13300205
You know this is the first thread I've posted her. I only started reading the damn series yesterday.

>> No.13300240

>>13300225
I prefer the lewd succubus oneesan greentexts, specifically the one about comforting her during a thunderstorm only to be raped as soon as it ends

>> No.13300246

>>13300225
>Anubis
Good taste.
Though in my professional opinion, they'd make a better Senpai than an Onee-san. Know-it-all kouhai also good.

>> No.13300250

>>13300240
Oh that doesn't sound like it would get fucking annoying at all.

God I would probably throttle a MG sister if I grew up with one.

>> No.13300252

>>13300228
I'll take "bullshit traitors say" for 200 Alex.

>>13300232
Drakengard, it's Caim's, The saint of Murder, sword.

>> No.13300256

>>13300236
Yeah
6/10, it's alright. Generic.

>> No.13300257

>>13300236
No, the fuck is it?

>> No.13300258
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NEETs are lovely, would you fuck a NEET version of your waifu? Disheveled, messy, tired, all that fun stuff?

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>>13300223
>You will never bring an entire building down simply by fucking your oni wife, and get paid for doing it.
You can even drink on the job and nobody will say anything.

>> No.13300264

>>13300240
Do you have it? I don't remember this one.

>> No.13300269

>>13300258
I'd fuck an imprint of our bodies into her mattress.

>> No.13300270
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13300270

>>13300258

Yes. That sounds fun.

>> No.13300271
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>>13300258
Yes

the clock is pm

>> No.13300272 [SPOILER] 
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13300272

Well, it is time for my daily (hopefully) new Kitsune pic..

Enjoy.

>> No.13300273

>>13300258
That woman was in desperate need of a hug,

>> No.13300274

>>13300252
>Drakengard, it's Caim's, The saint of Murder, sword.
Ooooh, so then that Dragon is an MG version of his waifu, what's her name...Angelius or somethin'?

>> No.13300277

>>13300272
Its not new at all.

>> No.13300278

>>13300258
She's already a bit of a NEET, and a Hikki, so yes.

>> No.13300279

>>13300214
>being this autistic

Come on.

>> No.13300281

>>13300272
BUZZZZZZ DERRRRRR! New, that is not.

>> No.13300282

>>13300262
Can you stop posting 2hu in the MG thread?

>> No.13300285

>>13300258
>NEET Anubis
I'm fairly certain this has come up before.
Fairly certain the answer was YES UNTO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

>> No.13300290

>>13300223
>>13300262
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

>> No.13300292
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>>13300282
Why? Some apply

>> No.13300294

>>13300274
Angelus.

TFW that faggot would rather fuck a dragon than fuck his sister


TAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.13300296

>>13300292
>Ear cleaning in a mofu bed
Good god yes.

>> No.13300299

>>13300294
>Implying anyone here wouldn't do the same

>> No.13300301
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13300301

>>13300296

>> No.13300303
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13300303

>>13300282
Are you saying 2hu aren't monster girls? Because they are.

>> No.13300304

>>13300294

I dont think he wanted to fuck anything or anyone he was to busy killing everything and everyone.

>> No.13300305

>>13300299
Except Angelus is an actual dragon, she doesn't have a human form, you'd be committing bestiality.

>> No.13300307

>>13300222
I agree, it's an expensive kink, but it'd be worth it. At least once.

>>13300262
My dick exploded.

>> No.13300308

>>13300264
I could have sworn i had it, but somehow i can't find it.

>> No.13300309

>>13300301
Whelp, time to go to bed.

>> No.13300312

>>13300305
I did mean to imply in the even there was a way to give her a humanoid form.

>> No.13300313

>>13300222
>I'm not even a tanuki.
That sounds like something a tanuki would say.

>> No.13300314

>>13300262
>dat little patch of blonde hair in her armpit
diamonds

>> No.13300317

>>13300303
Not him, but almost everything on this board, outside of this thread, is tohou, so, let us have our space.

>> No.13300320

>>13300312
>>>/furaffinity/

>> No.13300321

>>13300317
That sucks because Yuugi is:

1.- Hot.
2.- A monster girl.

>> No.13300332
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13300332

Why do so many Anons find Snake pussy so much more appealing than other types of pussy?

>> No.13300331

>>13300321
>big girl with a horn sticking out of her head

Not much of one, even succubi have more going for them.

>> No.13300336

>>13299165
>tfw she's still chasing after a dude who got turned into a bug-filled slime monster

>> No.13300338
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13300338

>>13300332
because full body hugs

>> No.13300340

>>13300320
Not that kind of humanoid.

Geez, you're just looking for an excuse to be a grouch ain't'cha?

>> No.13300343

>>13300332
You mean cloacas, right?

Human pussy or die.

>> No.13300345

>not even 1000 posts in
>already 120 images posting
>faggots posting pictures with no real discussion, just because

I hate you people so much.

>> No.13300348

Who's Triggered Anon?

Why was he so butthurt?

>> No.13300349

>>13300345
Does somealp need a hug?

>> No.13300350
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13300350

>>13300321
You forgot:

3.- Best Oni.

>> No.13300351

>>13300345
Way worse things happened on this thread.

>> No.13300356

>>13300350
4.- Best Touhou.

>> No.13300358

>>13300356
That's not Patchy though

>> No.13300360

>>13300340
I read "did not mean to imply" so it's my mistake. Sorry.

>> No.13300361

>>13300350
>Cleavage Sake
2nd Best Sake.

>> No.13300366

>>13300358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwlengYr9_c

>> No.13300372
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13300372

The doorbell rings, rousing you from your television induced stupor. That must be the “guest” you “invited” over. You hesitate for a moment before you rise from your chair, wringing your hands. Doubts had been wearing down on you since you picked up the phone an hour ago, but you’ve paid for your time and given them your address. Now’s hardly the time to try to back out. You make your way to the door and ease it open.

“Hey there Mister Smith, I’m here to fix your sink.” Says the azure-skinned succubus on the far side, grinning wryly.

You’re somewhat surprised by the appearance of your partner for the evening. When you’d requested a callgirl part of you had been expecting a great deal of fishnets and ripped micro-shorts and runny mascara and all sorts of other things that would have the neighbor’s tongues wagging. Instead she looks, well, normal. A blouse that manages to cover her whole torso in spite of the concerted effort that her breasts are making to escape, a modest skirt, a bulging day-bag, and a ballcap cut to accommodate the pair of glassy horns protruding from the sides of her head. Really nothing out of the ordinary. The raciest part of her outfit is the strappy high-heels she’s balanced on. If her sky-blue skin and coal-black sclera weren’t broadcasting her demonic heritage to everyone in sight, you wouldn’t have looked at her twice.

<cont>

>> No.13300376

>>13300372
“<Ahem>.” She clears her throat rather pointedly, “I don’t mind you looking Honey, but wouldn’t you rather conduct this conference inside?”

You give a nervous chuckle, embarrassed to be caught zoning out, and step aside to let her in. She struts in with regal confidence while you shut the door behind her, her spade tipped tail dancing idly behind her, keeping her balance and making her sashaying movements effortless in spite of her heels. Her skill at her particular trade quickly becomes evident; she’s already half undressed by the time you’ve turned from the door to face her. Her blouse lies discarded on the carpet, revealing a pair of gravity-defying breasts restrained by a lace-trimmed bra that could pull double duty as dental floss. Now that your gaze is fixed on her, she makes a grand show of sending her skirt down after it, exposing an equally stringy pair of panties that are utterly failing to conceal her plump pussy. You must look dumbstruck, because she grins smugly and strikes an overwhelmingly provocative pose.

“You’ve got me for two hours Honey. How are we going to spend them?”

>What do you ask her to do?

>> No.13300377

>>13300372
>>13300376
Fuck off.

>> No.13300378

>>13300376
Playing drunk, strip Mario Cart

>> No.13300381

>>13300376
Ask "Aren't ya gonna fix the sink?" I mean, isn't that why I called her over? Anyways, it's been really leaky lately, and I suspect there might be a small leak in the pipes, but I'm not sure.

>> No.13300383

>>13300350
m8, I like Yuugi, but you make statements like that and I'ma have to fight you.
There's a reason the Ibuki Gourd was synonymous with spellcasting.
Wis Oni > Str Oni

>> No.13300384

>>13300376
To fix the goddamn sink.

>> No.13300387

>>13300372
>>13300376
>Paying for sex
>Paying for a slut
>Paying for a SuccuSlut
Where do you think you are? Really.

Irrumate. Horns = Handlebars. Cum on her tits after thoroughly gagging her by ravaging her throat.

>> No.13300415

I can't believe I'm actually happy to see a CYOA pop up. Damn this thread sucks around this time of day.

>> No.13300428

>>13300376
Obviously we strip down to our skivvies, lead her into the bathroom, and watch her attempt to fix the sink since it actually did have a leak.

>> No.13300430

-- Dead thread.

5 AM.

Need sleep.

Bye. --

>> No.13300431
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13300431

So how would your Monster Waifu ask you out? She wouldn't spill spaghetti would she?

>> No.13300432

>>13300258
DoraMom was best mom.
She'd be a Wurm if anything.
Also DenpaMom.

>> No.13300439

>>13300431
...please. Please just...delete that. It's painful to read. I-I can't take it...

Also
>MGs asking US out
Hahah, that's a good one.

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>>13300258
So like an "Unpopular" Apophis?
Fuck yeah.

>> No.13300443

>>13300431
Wow, that is Lizardman levels of awkward.
And honestly, I could see myself asking a MG out instead. That's the only way to ensure you get one you want.

>> No.13300445
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13300445

Dragon cuddles are best cuddles.

>> No.13300447

>>13300445
Yes. They're warm and protective.

>> No.13300450

>>13300440
Would you comfort a mojyo apophis when she rants about how she can't find a boy who likes her, despite the Pharaoh girl the next class over getting love letter after love letter when she's not even TRYING TO DRESS LIKE A GIRL!!

>> No.13300464

>>13300450
I'd probably be too shy to confess my affections. I deserve my loneliness.

>> No.13300465
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13300465

Starting at line 175.

http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

>> No.13300472

>>13300450
>Getting outdone by a reverse trap who isn't even trying to draw attention to herself
Truly hers is a sad existence.
Maybe we can share our sad existences together.

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13300476

>>13300258
I don't think this works very well, really.
I mean, I'd still do it. They're adorable on principle.
But either you're a total failure or already retired to be a tanuki NEET.
Or some sort of hyper-connected welfare queen.
They'd look eminently huggable with messy hair.

>> No.13300482

>>13300450
>Comfort
If by comfort you mean "Sneak up on, grope, and teach the meaning of femininity", then yes.

>> No.13300499

>>13300450
>Comfort
You better not fucking pull a Katawa Shojou on me with this comfort bullshit.

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13300501

Someone get her a fucking hamburger, Jesus Christ.

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>>13300476

Screw the haters and the people who are like "LOL Jews!" Thick Tanukis are one of the best things ever!

>> No.13300509

>>13300499
Yeah, fuck that. Wasn't she supposed to be a dyke anyway?

>> No.13300511

>>13300476
What if she's less a NEET, but more of a Hikikomori with a gaming addiction, who manipulates stocks from home to keep lifestyle maintained?

>> No.13300512

>>13300465

You're a machine, alp.

>> No.13300514

>>13300506
lol jews

>> No.13300515

>>13300512
So what you're saying is that I mass produce stuff without any soul or heart?

>> No.13300516

>>13300499
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but trust me...whatever it is, it's not happenin.

>> No.13300522

>>13300506
Somebody please, please shop that goddamn wonky nipple off.

>> No.13300523

>>13300516
You haven't read KS? Go do it.

>> No.13300526

>>13300514

Hah, I get it, you're making a joke. Seriously though, you'd faceplant into that meat, right?

>> No.13300528

Yandere. Paladin. Adventure. She travels with a practitioner and slowly falls for him and keeps having dirty thoughts about him. She suppresses these thoughts but her desires come back stronger everytime. She loses more and more control over herself and slowly begin to push herself onto him. He is kidnapped by a lilim and become mind broken. She being a yandere begins to try finding him.

>> No.13300531

>>13300523
I'm in the middle of it.
I'm on Emi's route.

>> No.13300532

>>13300526
I mean, I suppose I would, thick IS great. But I'd probably prefer another species that's thick. But I guess I wouldn't complain, thick is thick, regardless of if the thick's owner would tear a man's arm off for a penny.

>> No.13300534

>>13300531
I said what, what, in the butt?

>> No.13300535

>>13300376
You fidget a bit under her coy gaze, unsure of yourself. You know exactly what you want to do to her, it's been on your mind for a while, but you’re reluctant to give voice to it. It’s the kind of thing that gets you funny looks when you tell peo-

“There’s no need to be shy. I’m here to make you feel good.” She interjects. Her ever-present smile has shifted from smug and sexy to reassuring. “Tell me what you want.”

Stutteringly, you tell her to get on her knees. She complies immediately, her tail thrashing with excitement. Inferring what you’re after, she leans forward and pulls down your zipper with her teeth. You let her take the initiative, leaning back against the wall as she undresses you without using her hands even once. She sucks in a deep breath through her nose as she finally frees your member, taking a moment to revel in your scent before she looks you in the eye again, drool already pooling at the corner of her mouth.

“May I?”

You nod, trembling with anticipation. She sets about her work with no hesitation, tracing her tongue from your base to your head, over and over again, until you’re rock-hard and beading with anticipation. She plants a single, teasing kiss on your crown as you reach full mast, then settles on her haunches to await your next instruction. She’s just opening her mouth to invite your command when you reach out to grab her by the horns and force your entire engorged length down her throat in a single stroke.

She grunts and struggles at first, choking and gurgling around the sudden intrusion into her throat, but you hold her firmly, any hesitation you had on this matter melting away under the wonderful warmth and tightness of her throat. After a few moments she recovers; her tongue starts to flick along your cum vein with purpose rather than panic and she leans toward you rather than away from you. Her defiant eyes bore into yours as she coos and hums around your cock, daring you to continue.

>> No.13300536

>>13300528
You'd think when anyone goes yandere, whatever deity was protecting them would start pulling out and aborting to go find someone less obsessed

>> No.13300537

>>13300515

Take a compliment already!

>> No.13300541

>>13300537
But a machine is just a soulless husk going through the motions!

>> No.13300544

>>13300535
>Taking a moment to revel in your scent before she looks you in the eye again, drool already pooling at the corner of her mouth.
Oh yes, that's good shit there. Continuing to ravish her throat before shooting hot spunk all over her face and breasts still seems the way to go.

>> No.13300546
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>>13300522

>> No.13300550

>>13300535

Why isn't she fixing my sink?

Fucking succubutts can't do anything right!

>> No.13300552

>>13300546
I do not know who you are, but you're my hero.

>> No.13300556

>>13300532

And you're totally entitled to your opinion of who you like. I'm just glad we share liking certain aspects of monstergirls.

>Having a reasonable conversation with an Anon.

This is what I love about late-night threads.

>> No.13300570

>>13300515

You have about six stories going at once. You are mass producing stuff.

>> No.13300572

>>13300556
What would a Tanuki do if the human boy she had a crush on, but had yet to confess to, was the kind of Human Boy that made Tanuki jokes and constantly does research to find all the Tanuki connections in the media and government?

>"US Senator discusses why we must be more accepting of Alp and Monster Girl Marriage, while fighting Monster Girl rape culture?"
>"And which senator is this?"
>"US Senator Amy Shecklestein."
>"Species: Tanuki."
>"It just keeps happening."

>> No.13300575

>>13300556

Thats because all the kids are asleep now, so its only the people who want to talk about monstergirls left.

>> No.13300583

>>13300570
Yes. Rather than handcrafting one labor of love at a time. I get it. You big bully.
Next update by Monday. Resistance is futile.

>> No.13300588

>>13300572
But did Tanuki create The Matriarchy or do they just propagate it?
Are they trying to keep Honest Folk like hardworking Ogres and Werewolves down?
Are they trying to gather all the money into central banks to support their cronies?

>> No.13300589

>>13300583

I wouldn't have it any other way. Never change.

>> No.13300593

>>13300572
Does she KNOW he's like this? And still has a crush on him?

>> No.13300594

>>13300572

>A Tanuki Senator.

Hmm, would she have her human as a trophy husband?

Would you look pretty in front of the camera to help her image, that she has human boy's interests in mind?

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>You will never date a succubus who makes a living drawing H-manga for single, lonely MGs everywhere
>You will never be her muse, that inspires her to create more H, both raunchy and loving alike

>> No.13300597

>>13300589
Not sure if bully, but let's drop it and praise the Moossionary position!

>> No.13300599

>>13300594
She's use rape as a means to get elected so she could end rape as a business.

>> No.13300603

>>13300595
Would she make me model for her?

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>>13300588
Tanuki is as Tanuki does.

>>13300593
Yes.

>> No.13300605

>>13300594
Hell yeah I would. Trophy husband best husband.
I'd even attend rallies and make PSAs about how the Monstergirl Government was working hard for racial equality and always had HB interests at heart.
Meanwhile I'd snicker along with my waifu as she helped push a new rider into law that would soften punishments on kakuen gang bangers and drain funds from human bachelors.

>> No.13300608

>>13300595
>>13300603
Here's a hint.
Your bedroom has mirrors on every wall and the ceiling.

>> No.13300609

>>13300604
Wait, why is the Reptilian above the Grey in that hierarchy? Is this a ruse of some kind?

>> No.13300613

>>13300609
Greys just want to do experiments and make weird half alien babies. Reptilians are evil.

>> No.13300617

>>13300613
When I was learning about these things, I also learned that there were Black Dwarves in that group. Where do they fit in?

>> No.13300618

>>13300609
Reptilian Shapeshifters would likely have a much higher understanding of dimensional planes as they are able to project their image of choice in the dimension they desire, they're likely gods to us due to our comprehension of them far superior to our own. Grays are a very intelligent race, but we don't know how their understanding of interdimensional workings is, though it's likely far below the reptilians.

Honestly though I'd put the Demiurge above the Reptilian Shapeshifter, and THEN the Tanuki.

>> No.13300623

>>13300617
Never heard of black dwarves. I haven't read up on aliens for years.

>> No.13300625

>>13300597

No bully, and I'd love to do the Moossinary position with you and make SteamyChowder jealous.

>> No.13300626

>>13300623
I learned that the Nephilim created three kinds of "aliens", by mixing human DNA with specific kinds of animals. The Black Dwarves were born from a mixture human and "ape", Reptilians from human and "reptile", and the Grays from human and "insect".

>> No.13300630

>>13300625
Unless you've got tits, I don't think we could do it.

>> No.13300631

>>13300630
Well Alping is a thing, so that can be arranged

>> No.13300637

>>13300608
Oh my, it would be quite flattering to be the model of many H-doujins and know that NEETS are schliking to it.

>> No.13300638
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You know, I've always found pic related to be hot. Girls in pants and something, but only wearing a bra, and being very relaxed and casual. I don't know about anyone else but it's just so confident and hot. If my Monster Waifu did something like this for me I'd be putty in her arms.

What something odd that you find incredibly hot, and would your waifu do it to appease you?

>> No.13300644

>>13300535
Seeing that you haven’t broken any rules yet, you get to work, easing yourself out of her gulping, gasping mouth an inch at a time before thrusting back down to the base. She lies practically limp in your grasp, allowing you to use her as you please, and even going so far as to tilt her head back to allow you better access to her willing throat. Her total lack of resistance drives you wild, and before long you’ve begun treating her as nothing more than a living onahole, pistoning between her lips with reckless abandon. But just as you feel yourself closing in on release, she begins pushing away from you. Worried that you’ve actually hurt her, you release her horns and let her pull off of your turgid prick. The look of utterly deprave arousal in her teared-up eyes quickly puts your worries at ease.

“You can get it deeper if I’m on my back,” she whispers hoarsely, “Let me help you out.”

She rises shakily to her feet and staggers over to the couch, glossy droplets of arousal dripping down her thighs and onto the carpet. Tossing a handful of throw pillows to the ground, she stretches out belly-up across the sofa, her head hanging upside down over on arm. She hooks a finger into a blue cheek tainted with a crimson blush, widening her mouth in a lascivious attempt to convey her eagerness to have you stuff her throat again. You need no further encouragement. Your dick is at her lips in an instant, and an instant later she’s once again moaning whorishly around your intruding length. Already on edge, you ravage her with reckless abandon. She pushes her panties to the side and shoves three fingers into her soaked slit, treating her own sex almost as violently as you’re treating her mouth. Her chest heaves with exertion and her tail curls around her leg. Her heels dig into the sofa cushions as she pushes herself further onto your rod. She may not be able to speak, but her meaning is clear: Cum. Now.

>> No.13300645 [SPOILER] 
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>>13300638
I like the Moossionary position.

>> No.13300646
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>>13300638
The fashion, yes.

The relaxed part...I'll get back to you on that one.

I agree with you that it's very hot though.

>> No.13300647

>>13300638
ASMR anything if that counts.

>> No.13300651

>>13300647
Unf!

>> No.13300661

>>13300645
Try a little hard to censor that, yeah?

>> No.13300662

>>13300644
Down her throat, in her mouth, on her face, on her tits, Succusluts are meant to be blue coated in white.

Good stuff. Good stuff indeed. Shame I need to get some sleep now. Guess I'll read any more that comes from this in the morning.

>> No.13300671

>>13300661
Don't want to offend the Christians with my Hathorite sensibilities. We need that picture with a Holst.

>> No.13300674

>>13300646
>that sword
I wonder if it's just for show, or if she knows how to use it.

>> No.13300676
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>>13300645
>That botched censoring.
>Not even a holstaurus.
Just use Paint.NET's pixelate function.

>> No.13300681

>>13300676
The pixels didn't stop me from getting banned before.

>> No.13300682

>>13300674
I tend to assume the latter.

>> No.13300687

>>13300681
Probably just didn't pixelate enough?

>> No.13300688

>>13300674

Shit, I never even noticed that. I'd like to think it's for show at least.

Anubis certainly has confidence in her ability to order human boys around. Could the sword be for her to defend herself against other monstergirls? Say a rowdy Sandworm, perhaps?

>> No.13300697

>>13300688
>sword
>against Sandworm
We God of War now.

>> No.13300704

>>13300674
She better. I wouldn't respect someone who carries a weapon just for show.

>> No.13300708

>>13300704
>only respects others based on their capacity for violence
Despicable.

>> No.13300713

>>13300697

Alright, I chuckled, thanks.

Is that so bad of an idea though? I just figured Anubis would be a pretty stalwart warrior, and thus could hold her own.

>> No.13300720

>>13300688
>>13300704
Personally, I think she'd know how to use it. In her position, as the administrator and adviser for her nation, it's only proper that she would have martial training, so that she can protect queen, country, and her husbando.

>> No.13300726

>>13300708
When did I say that?
I said that someone who doesn't know how to use a weapon should go around carrying them like they do.

Besides, what's wrong with violence?

>> No.13300727

>>13300708
Nah, based on their capacity to use equipment they're wearing.
You don't carry an unloaded gun around on your hip just because.

>> No.13300729

>>13300713
I think it would be cool, never said it was a bad idea. All a man needs to overcome a Sandworm in Dune are some hooks to pry a scale off.

>> No.13300734

>>13300726
>should
*shouldn't
Carrying weapons simply to show of to and threaten the plebs with it is what I don't respect.

>> No.13300740

>>13300734
>ceremonial sword
>literally made of gold
>"Durr, I dun respect you cuz you can't kill people with it!"
No anon, bad!

>> No.13300746

>>13300740
Why would you even have a sword you can't use?

>> No.13300747

>>13300746
>ceremonial
Do you know what this word means?

>> No.13300752

>>13300746
Badge of office.

>> No.13300755

>>13300746
As he said, for ceremony. Could also be used as a mark of rank or office.

Though again, I err on the side of thinking that she would be competent with a weapon.

>> No.13300767

>>13300644
You can hardly refuse such an invitation, especially giving the clinging tightness of her throat and the merciless lapping of her tongue. You hilt yourself against her greedy lips as the first shot bursts out of you, sending it down her obscenely bulging throat and into her belly. The second coats her tongue and floods her mouth as you withdraw until only your cockhead is left between her lips. You slip the rest of the way out just as she swallows, allowing the rest of your load to rain down over her flushed face and ample bosom, coating her bellflower-colored skin in the silvery proof of your tryst. The taste of your spunk and the addition of her free hand to her masturbation prove to be enough for her to catch up to you, and she thrashes about beneath her alabaster glaze as she gushes her release onto the cushions.

You stumble back into the armchair that lies across from the sofa, utterly spent. She seems to be in much the same state, lying insensate before you for some time before she finally stirs. Unravelling her tail from around her leg, she rises up to a sitting position before running her neatly manicured fingers through the strips of semen coating her bust. She brings them up to her lips, slowly, making sure you can see every move she makes as she sucks them clean and goes back for a second helping.

“Gods it’s -THICK-. Did you save all this up just for me?”

You feel a blush creep across your face and look away, unsure of what to say in response to such a blunt query. The silence doesn’t seem to bother her; she merely glances idly at her watch while continuing gulp down the mess you’ve made of her.

“You’ve got me for another hour Hon. Anything else you’d like to try?”

>How do you spend the rest of your time with her?

>> No.13300771

>>13300727
What if it's ceremonial?

>> No.13300776

>>13300767
Pumping her soaking succucunt and ass full of more thick cum, until you're both lying in bed together a sweaty, sticky, sex-soaked mess seems like a good way to spend an hour.

>> No.13300788

>>13300755
Oh man, now I'm thinking of the OCD/autistic side of Anubi applying to combat.
>The Sword Katas
>Through analysis of thousands of recorded sword fights, the Anubis has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any sword battle is a statistically predictable element.
>The Sword Kata treats the sword as a total weapon. Each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone. Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return attack.
>By the rote mastery of this art your combat efficiency will rise by no less than 120%
>The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Sword Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

>> No.13300800

>>13300788
>Monstergirl equilibrium
>Society where any thoughts not related to rape are suppressed with drugs
what have you done anon?

>> No.13300810
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13300810

You get home from work to find the trees you planted in your front yard littered with teru-teru-bozu figures hanging from the branches.

When you go inside to see your Wurm waifu and daughteru greeting you at the door you question them about it, only to hear them tell you that they put up the figures to ward off the rain for when they go to the waterpark tomorrow.

How do you feel?

>> No.13300812

>>13300800
Adopted a dog girl.

>> No.13300821

>>13300810
>A Ryu wouldn't need little paper dolls to control the weather.

>> No.13300836

>>13300821
>Wurm is upset that she can't get her husband to have sex with her for several hours to build up the energy to ward off adverse weather

>> No.13300853

Experienced solo game developer here who wants to pick up a side project.

Describe your ideal MGE game.

>> No.13300854

>>13300836
>>13300821
When we talk about interspecies families, we all tend to think about PharaohMom and ApoKid...

But what about a RyuMom and her adopted Wurm daughteru?

>> No.13300862

>>13300853
Something like Guardian Heroes.
With Monster Girls.

Come on, Guardian Heroes had good gameplay.

>> No.13300867

>>13300853
MG RPG

>> No.13300875

>>13300853
I normally play 3rd person action, fightan' games, and shooters, but...
For MGs those seem like they'd be too shallow.
I'd want either a VN or an RPG with relationship elements. Think of all the conversations in Waifu Emblem.

>> No.13300877

>>13300867
>>13300875
>RPG
What RPg elements/systems would you like to see in such a game? (Combat, relationships, character progression, etc.)

>> No.13300882

>>13300877
>What RPG elements
Make it like Tales.
Tales had monster girls once.

>> No.13300887

>>13300854
Adopted daughterus make for fun scenarios. I'd like to see more of them.
Like a hellhound who adopted a cheshire, who barks instead of meows.

>> No.13300891

>>13300877
Best combat I've played in a JRPG was Chrono Cross, and for a reason that other people gripe about.
You leveled at the speed of plot. You never got much stronger or weaker than the number of story bosses you downed. It left the game as mostly elemental jan-ken-pon and combinations of favorite characters.
As mentioned, a relationship synergy/conversation system akin to Fire Emblem is very attractive. You'd want to have unique lines for scenes based on who was with you, and random conversations for having a strong relationship with them.

>> No.13300895

>>13300887
A Doppel adopted by a slime

>> No.13300898

>>13300853
Turn based RPG with the gameplay section involving battles on a isometric landscape and the role-playing elements using a visual novel/ generic RPG gameplay model.
Players can recruit a selection of unique characters for their party but also generic troops they can order around during battles, but must also maintain using income won from battles and adventuring.

Basically, a Turn-based Mount&Blade with more role-playing and plot elements, a combat skill tree system as well as the regular party management skills. With Monster Girls.

>> No.13300906

>>13300898
Final fantasy tactics?

>> No.13300912

>>13300906
Yeah I guess.

>> No.13300920
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>>13300887
>Wurm daughteru comes home in tears after being bullied by the purebred dragon girls in school
>She tells her Ryu mother that they said she's a dirty mutt of a dragon who can't even fly, unlike the other noble dragons
>Ryu mother comforts her by telling her that nobility is earned through deed, not through talent
>And that she is a strong, kind girl who strives to help others, and that makes her more of a noble dragon than any of the others
>"You may not be able to fly," she says, "But in exchange, you were blessed with great strength, of body and of heart. And that's why I love you so."

>> No.13300924

>>13300853

What about something like Dragon Force for the Sega Saturn? Where you play the role of a commander who has monstergirl troops who assault each other? You have special abilities that can be used during the fight, and your troops each have their own special abilities depending on their race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7oZevP7k2k

Here's a simple review..

>> No.13300927
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>>13300853
My experience so far with Paradox has actually decreased my enthusiasm for porn games.

My problem being that, once it becomes a legitimate vidya, with strategy and equipment and grinding and such, my brain goes out of time-to-fap mode and ends up in ruthless-tactical-stats-maximization mode.

So I'm actually going to say basic barebones VN, please. Original MGQ got the balance of game to porn right: that is, so little game that it activated my dick instead of my autism.

>> No.13300944
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>>13300767
This is good shit, anon.
Just so you don't get disheartened at your low response rate, having unfortunately chosen to deploy it in the dead hours.

Paizuri the hell outta her big fat whore tats

>> No.13300952

>>13300927
I've not decided how far into porn game territory I want to go. I'm certainly going to make sure the sexual nature of MGE is easily visible but I don't know if I'll push it into outright porn territory.

That's just another element that I'll have to figure out. What do you guys think? From the replies I've gotten so far, they all see much more video game oriented (Rather than porn game oriented).

>> No.13300974

>>13300853
Shadow of mordor but with MGE Orcs

You brand them by cumming inside, and you can tell which are yours because you can see your semen glowing through their stomachs

I don't know how you would get around killing though

>> No.13300978

>>13300952
As anon said, it's really hard to combine the two without detracting from the other.
Either you're in gamer mode or pervert mode.
MGQ did really well for having an essentially on-rails RPG with scripted fights and games like Fairy Fighting give you the option of trying seriously or trying just enough to see the special attack bad ends.
A game with too much emotional connection and gameplay suddenly isn't porn.

>> No.13300993

>>13300952
You visit /agmg/ often? What are you planning to use for the game?

>> No.13301007

>>13300993
> /agmg/
/agdg/. Fuck browsing at 5:30 am

>> No.13301014

>>13300767
You’d better believe there is. You force yourself back to your feet and come to loom over the leering demoness. She lies limp and exposed, the picture of submission, but her tail snakes up your leg and starts teasing at you, bringing you back to readiness. You grab both of her hands and pin them down over her head, trying to assert your control of the situation, but your aggression only seems to encourage her. Her tail tip finds its way to your cumslit and starts tickling mercilessly while the silken length grips and strokes you. She runs her crimson tongue over her dark blue lips, waiting for you to put her in her place. You don’t bother trying to pry her tail away from you, choosing instead to line yourself up with her dripping cunt and thrust yourself into her. She arches her back beneath you, gasping in sudden delight. Her tail follows you in, still coiled around you but now thrusting up into her in a syncopated rhythm, pulling out and tickling at your glans every time you push in and driving back in with a firm squeeze of your shaft every time you pull out. It’s almost more than you can take, but she’s still committed to the idea that you’re running the show

>> No.13301016

>>13300993
>What are you planning to use for the game?
Undecided at the moment. The type of game you guys are interested in will influence that decision.

>> No.13301021
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>>13300952
Well I'm always surprised by how popular the low-smut-content high-adventure-content writefaggotries are here. From my own perspective, I just like monstergirls for the porn; I like prose that's there to add contextual flavour to sex scenes, and I like games that are there to add plot spice to fappin' CGs. But, as mentioned, a lot of anons seem to care more about story and character development than about how vividly the tailpussy peristalsis is described.

I suppose my attitude is that if I want to play a game, I'll boot up my battlestation and pour a couple of hours into Civ V. It's if I wanna fap that I'll open my MGE folder.

>> No.13301027

>>13301014
She has just enough slack left in her tail to put an obsidian loop around your sack in time with her last command. She starts kneading you with martial efficiency, striving to coax another load from you. It works. The ruthless stimulus she’s sending your way is more than enough to bring your still-sensitive cock to orgasm again. She wraps her legs around you as she feels the first spurt, ensuring that not a drop will escape her this time, and plants a gulping kiss on you. Overwhelmed her barbarous efforts to wring you out, you have little choice but to remain buried in her up to the base while she shamelessly probes into your mouth with her greedy tongue. Her tail finally uncoils from you as the last of your pearly surrender flows into her, at last allowing you to pull out and collapse on top of her. She hugs you against her neck, stroking your hair.

“Tomorrow’s Saturday isn’t it?” she asks suddenly.

You answer in the affirmative and feel her smile.

“No work then? No obligations?”

You answer again and feel her smile grow wider.

“How about just one more round then?”

>> No.13301037

>>13301021

Screw it, how many Anons here have tried writefagging a few times but gave it up because you realized you either weren't good enough or you just didn't feel like keeping it up? *hand raised*

>> No.13301042

>>13301021
Oh maaaan...
Dat sweet, sweet peristaltic action as her tail grips your member and starts pumping you.
You know you're doomed, and you're just waiting for her to get bored and hit you with a barb, but in the meanwhile your entire consciousness is concentrated to a few cubic inches of flesh surrounded by one of the most vicious cumpumps in the monsterverse.

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>>13301027
> Her tail finally uncoils from you as the last of your pearly surrender flows into her

Damn it, man, I only just woke up. Now is not the time to make me fap

>> No.13301091

>>13301037
The consensus about my stuff seems to be that I am good enough, but only if I'm writing when I'm inspired.
You try to force writefaggotry out when your muse isn't there, you're gonna have a bad time.
Unfortunately this means there's usually MONTHS between my updates and I keep getting declared legally ded

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>> No.13301109
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>>13301107
It looks like Ilias crossed with a Jabberwock.
I fucking love it

>> No.13301113

>>13301109
I wouldn't say Illias since she looks nothing like her.
She doesn't even look Wockish.

>> No.13301119

>>13301091

I couldn't break myself out of a single gimmick. I did a few greentexts, which some people liked, but eventually it just became annoying, Anons telling me it was too repetitive. So I stopped.

>> No.13301120

>>13301027
You grit your teeth and push yourself up. Exhausted is the only word to describe your current state, but this is hardly an opportunity to waste. You clumsily kiss her, trying to regain your arousal, but it seems futile. Sensing this, she eases you away for a moment.

“Let me help you with that.”

She wriggles out from under you, hooks both arms around your head, and pulls your face down to her heavy breasts. She takes a moment to shimmy back and forth, forcing you to motorboat her, before pushing one of her pert, black nipples into your mouth.

“Drink.” She commands.

Hazily, you start sucking, not really expecting anything to come of it. She’s a succubus after all, not a holstaurus. To your surprise you find something thick and sweet flowing into your mouth. It’s not milk as you’d recognize it, but whatever it is it cuts a burning path down your throat and into your stomach, filling you with an invigorating warmth. The warmth turns into a fire as you continue to drink, and then into a blaze that demands quenching, your manhood springing to life as she pulls you away from her breast.

“Ready?” she asks.

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>>13300646
Please refer to the anatomy chart for information about your Anubis 'Human Resources Manager'.

A selection process will determine if you will be her assistant. Anubis butter and scented oils will be provided

>> No.13301142

>>13301136
Someone may need a broader range of hobbies.

>> No.13301172
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13301172

If you could form a team of any 4 monster girls, which would you choose? And what job classes would they be?

>> No.13301184

>>13301172
Boisterous Red Oni warrior.
Cocky, tiny Mouse Girl thief.
Ara ara Holstaurus Cleric.
Mayadere, 'can we really trust her?' Apophis Warlock

>> No.13301196

>>13301120
You don’t even bother giving her a response, instead you just shove her onto her back and sidle up over her, your newly revived cock flopping down into her cleavage with a meaty thud. She folds her arms across her breasts, forming them around you like a fleshy cocksleeve. You ease back over her belly and then push forward far enough that your beading cockhead pokes up out of her cleavage. She quickly seizes the opportunity to take you into her mouth and give you’re a brief suckle before you pull back. Her hungry mouth is waiting for you, wide open on your next thrust, and every one after that. As you build speed she plants her hands on either side of her azure tits and starts sliding them up and down your shaft in time with your movements. You can see her lips curl into a smile whenever your cock isn’t slamming into them. The sight is enough to start you toward the edge once again. Your ragged breathing gives you away, prompting her to add in some pornographic moaning and slurping and to quicken her pace to breakneck speed. She pushes her tits upward just as your third orgasm of the day rockets out of you, sealing your cock between her tits and ensuring that her cleavage is completely coated with your cum. You rock back and forth in her soft embrace, sending more and more roiling out of you until your spunk shoots out from her cleavage to coat her chin and run down over her slender neck.

>> No.13301197

>>13301172
>Miko Shirohebi White Mage
>Ara-Kashira Apophis Black Mage
>Scared-but-Hardworking Wurm Dragoon
>"Determined to prove herself on the battlefield" Medusa Gladiator

>> No.13301202

>>13301196
She lets you ride out the last of your orgasm and separate from her under your own power before she sits up and starts redressing herself. She doesn’t bother to wipe away the creamy coating you’ve given her; in fact she make a point of showing off the way it stains her blouse as she buttons it back up.

“Not bad for a first timer.” She says, fishing around in one of the pouches of her bag to retrieve a pen and a pad of paper.

“Not bad at all.” She continues, starting to scribble away. “I like your style. You’re…passionate. Rough. My other customers treat me like I’m made of glass.”

She tears the top sheet off the pad and hands it to you. It has a phone number, presumably hers, and a few crudely drawn hearts are printed on it.

“If you’re ever in the mood again, think of me eh?” she says before sashaying to the door and out to the street.

>> No.13301204
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>>13301197
>Miko Shirohebi White Mage
>Ara-Kashira Apophis Black Mage
Sounds like that Lamia mage group story that was never done.

>> No.13301208

>>13301204
How I want to do more...
But them essays...

>> No.13301214

>>13301136
>Can detect a Slave Complaining from miles away
I highly doubt that. I mean, I can talk about wanting to Unionize and demand some better quality services and what not, and I highly doubt she'd be able to hear me, especially if I whispered when she wasn't in sight.

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>>13301208
>Essays
At least you have a legit reason other than laziness or a headcold like me.
I could be doing some MGK but NOPE I HAD TO GET A FUCKING COLD FROM A FUCKING COWORKER.

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>>13301172
Cock Whirlpool Blue Slime
Semen Vacuum Red Slime
Goo Pussy Orange Slime
Wet Paizuri Lime Slime

>> No.13301222

>>13301214
*Kon Kon*

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>>13301202
Damn, anon, this was bonerrific

>> No.13301226

>>13301225
I try.

>> No.13301227
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I want a tanuki to ruin everything I have through her vast connections subjecting me to a hellish life of poverty and homelessness before plucking me off the streets.

>> No.13301229

>>13301227
Why would you want such a thing?

>> No.13301231

>>13301227
That was a lengthy greentext once.
He died

>> No.13301232

>>13301227
Jokes on her, I already lived through that.

If a Tanuki tried that on me, she'd get poor results, as I'm used to such a life. She'd have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all that money.

>> No.13301234

>>13301220
Imagine this with small MGs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r2wpnbWnB4
There's your MGK fix for the day.

>> No.13301235

>>13301232
B-Bromont? Is that you?

>> No.13301237

>>13301235
I'm whoever you think I am, this is an anonymous image board after all, and am I not anonymous?

>> No.13301240

>>13301237
You're Anonymoose?

>> No.13301242

>>13301237
Not really no. I can see you in your little room anon.

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>>13301227
>Excellent news, anon! This service can be provided at a minimum of effort on your part.
>All you have to do is leave your dwelling unlocked and our complimentary gatherer Oni will be by to collect your earthly possessions.
>We also provide extremely high stakes gambling if you're bored of living, all you have to do is show up. Please ignore the lingering sensation of a tongue running up your neck, those are just Will 'o Wisps waiting for less successful competitors.
>As for being picked back up, I'm sure that within 6-8 months we'll encounter you again.
>What happens will be determined at that time.

>> No.13301249

>>13301172
Centaur Knight
Dog girl Monk
Dragon Wizard
Cow Bard
Please be ready for her Single, 'MOOve over MOOnsters'

>> No.13301260

>>13301172
Gap Demon Wizard
Ghost Wizard
Satori Wizard
Vampire Figh...Muscle Wizard

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>>13301229
There's something appealing to it.

>>13301231
I have read that one
I even picked apart how it could never work since during that time frame anyone could just fuck off to the forest/ocean and live there.

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>>13301244
>You will never have a Tanuki girl hesitantly hold up a pair of $20s to you with an agonized expression
>Before struggling to let out the message that she will give you 40 dollars to pat her belly, and go "Pon, Pon!" while doing so
>You'll never see a fox girl and a Shirohebi giggling around the corner, watching the spectacle
>And look back at the Tanuki, whose nervous smile shows a twitch of slight humiliation and embarrassment


>You will never later find out that she asked you only because she lost a bet, and as punishment had to pay a boy in the school to do it
>...But she won't ever admit she liked it.

>> No.13301277

>>13301234
But that's boring and doesn't do anything for me.
I'll just continue watching Malcolm in the Middle until I feel better.

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Your in the club with your waifu when this girl smacks your ass and says this

What happens next? Bear in mind she's 4'11' of pure fur

>> No.13301295

>>13301277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IutBaKY6hoA
Girl's storytelling club led by a Gandharva wanting to keep the tradition alive.
The wurm can never keep the details straight and it's pretty awkward to try to sit on her "knees", but the others encourage her interest regardless.

>> No.13301300

>>13301295
What?

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>>13301292
That cute witch that lives next door better have finished that de-yiffing potion

>> No.13301306

>>13301300
Just throwing that out there as another "imagine cute little MGs doing this"
Surely you've read Joshiraku before.

>> No.13301308

>>13301300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IutBaKY6hoA
Girl's storytelling club led by a Gandharva wanting to keep the tradition alive.
The wurm can never keep the details straight and it's pretty awkward to try to sit on her "knees", but the others encourage her interest regardless.

>> No.13301310

>>13301295
>Shirohebi shows her that she can coil her tail under her instead to get comfortable while delivering the story
>Wurm tries
>Ends up nearly knotting her tail
>It is a learned skill, after all, and she never did coil her tail very much as a child

>> No.13301313

>>13301308
Y'know, for a second I thought this was a glitched double post, but the password is incorrect.
So you're just bein' a smartass with the "What?"

>> No.13301315

>>13301302
Thanks Sabbath!

>> No.13301316

>>13301306
I have not. And I have no trouble imagining cute girls doing cute things, so I don't need examples and ideas.

>> No.13301325

>>13301313
It's not being a smartass, it's very possible Anon couldn't hear the post.

>> No.13301329

>>13301316
Ah, it's just a slice-of-life full of random conversations from the after-hours sessions of a girl's rakugo group.
Plenty of moe and "Ain't it weird?" chatter.
As for not needing examples, why else would you be spending your recovery time reading a dingy corner of a containment board on a Taiwanese caricature site?

Obviously you're here for the cute alps doing cute things.

>> No.13301331

>>13301329
Alps are cute, I'd want to cuddle one!

>> No.13301340
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>>13301329
I spend my recovery time here because I like the dead hour/midnight shift folk and because you're my buddies.
I'm good at coming up with stuff on my own, though I will get a good amount of inspiration every now and then with you guys.

>> No.13301352

>>13301325
My first thought was "Wait, do other people use text-to-speech on these boards?"
and then I realized you meant the youtube link
...my captchas are getting progressively creepier tonight. This one was "endit"

>> No.13301382
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13301382

>Go to check on a headphone thread
>See this in the catalog
I had to share. I found what the fluffy meidos most fear. And this isn't even the one with a G-string

>> No.13301398

Which MG is comfiest?
I want to lay out on top of a Wurm and go to sleep!

>> No.13301406

>>13301382
They're evolving.

>> No.13301407

>>13301398
Most likely a Kitsune or a generic fluffy MG.

>> No.13301408

>>13301398
I want to fatten an Alp and use her tummy as a pillow!

>> No.13301418

>>13301202
Thank you.

>> No.13301421

>>13299541
Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Zombie and Doppelganger.

>>13300258
You bet your ass I would.

>>13301202
That was alright, friend.

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>>13301398
>Which MG is comfiest?
Fuckable.
Waterbed.

>> No.13301429

>>13301425
The Fatpophis can be used like a bed, and she's fuckable!

>> No.13301488

>>13301429
Fatpophis killed the thread, everyone is sleeping on her now

>> No.13301493

>>13301398
>Which MG is comfiest?
Your favorite one

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>>13301398
This snuggle sultan

>> No.13301500
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>>13301398
Yetis if you like soft
Lamias/Wurms if you like to be fullbody hugged


Or this for both

>> No.13301510
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Pirates?

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>>13301510
Yes. Pirates.

>> No.13301534

You're at home and check up on your waifu, who's watching King of the Hill. She says that she "Related to Hank Hill a lot."

How does this make you feel?

>> No.13301539

>>13301534
Happy that she's so interested in propane and propane accessories

>> No.13301544

>>13301534
At least she was relating to Nancy Gribble i guess

>> No.13301547

>>13301534
Tell her that obsessively researching my homeland and its in-jokes is a little creepy.

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>>13301534
>>13301539
My waifu uses propane as mouthwash, of course she related to Hank Hill

>> No.13301557

>>13301534
>King of the Hill
Eh?

>> No.13301564

>>13301557
Underage or Europoor?

>> No.13301566

>>13301564
I'm Europoor, and I know that boy ain't right.
Must be underageb&

>> No.13301567

>>13299976

>My name is Noah Tim Portant. What is important is what I'm going to do
>I just fuckin' love Monstergirls, and the cute Wurms cuddling their husbands
>My whole life is just warm, escapist love, and I always wanted to have a waifu
>This is the time of love, and no Monstergirl is worth hating except for Cait Sith
>And I will pull into a hug as many as I can. It's time for me to love, and it's time for me to care. My Monstergirl crusade begins here
>I also got a haircut

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>>13301302
>Sabbath members
>Doing non villain related things

This sounds like bullshit.

I bet she'd make something to make a Cait Sith even furrier.

Like literally turn her into a cat. That can rape. Oh god...

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>>13301602
I don't trust them either, but to get REMOVE FURRY I'd ride with Satan herself

>> No.13301626

>>13301292
Why does it have hair? It's a cat. Cats don't need hair. Jesus Christ.

It's pretty much the only thing that bothers me. I mean, I've seen cats fuck. Hell, I've had a cat that was the harem master of the entire neighborhood. Cats fucking doesn't really bother me, people fucking cats doesn't really do it either. But putting cats in weird wigs is animal cruelty and I won't stand for that.

It's surprising how furries would be okay if they were less hairy and more... furry.

>> No.13301627

>>13301602
http://exhentai.org/g/579234/5df3e55b55/

>> No.13301628

>Your waifu will never have a nice walk with you heading to your birthday, all dressed up
>She's excited to get to spend a fun day with her husband, even if he didn't dress up for his own birthday
>After all, it's not like he'll need those clothes tonight
>You giggle as you ask her to take it easy, she doesn't need to be so frisky
>Your waifu turns and says she simply can't help it
>Not when she has such a lovely, handsome husband to come home to every night
>Saying so as she nibbles your ear seductively
>You place your hand on hers as you ask her to do her one favor before everything begins
>She hugs you tightly to her chest as she seductively whispers "What?"
>You ask her to forgive herself for that mistake she made the other day, it wasn't her fault, and that you still love her, no matter what
>She's a bit surprised by this, but says yes, as she hugs you tighter, before letting go
>She then says that you'd better hurry if you want to make it to the party, after all that Chesire co-worker of hers is a big eater and might try to sneak a few slices if you don't get there fast enough
>Your daughteru will approach from behind her, seeing her talking and ask what she's up to
>Your waifu replies about how she's just excited to see the turnout for her husbands birthday, the cake they'll enjoy, and the fun they'll have together as one loving family
>Your daughteru looks pitifully as her and asks "Where do you think we are?"

>> No.13301634

>>13301202
P-Pastebin?

>> No.13301637

>>13301292
I have a significant size advantage and mai waifu is highly venomous, wrong move furfag

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>>13299976
>not smiling while you carry your waifu in your arms

>> No.13301647

>>13301628
That's were Lich resurrection comes in handy.
Although he's at rick of resurrecting into a younger form, without his memories of her.

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>>13301618
>some senpai noticed your edit enough to save it

>> No.13301684

>>13301628
>tfw i don't celebrate my birthday

>> No.13301689

>>13301634
http://pastebin.com/57WCJw9T

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13301695

>>13301689
You're a good man.

>> No.13301703

I just wanna mash all my mg waifus up into one super MG waifu.

>> No.13301708

>>13301703
Pretty sure if you put them all in one room and make them all touch a platypus it would fuse them together.

>> No.13301717

>>13301703
I don't know about mashing them up physically or anything, but traits could be cool.

>A Lich that loves cuddles as much as a Yeti, can be as simple minded in wanting something as a Zombie and values oral as much as a Ghoul.
Yes. That sounds amusing.

>> No.13301724

>>13301717
I won't get into what I want because it would be some retarded ass OC bullshit, but all my waifus are top tier in terms of power but I can't settle on just one.

>> No.13301732

>>13301717
>Lich
>Yeti
>Zombie

Tastes of a true Aristocrat, I see.

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>>13301703
With slime waifus, this strange fantasy can be yours
Or just get a Chimera

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What'cha doing filename?

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>>13301749
Just discovered ASMR.
Since people kept raving about it, I'm giving it more chances than it probably deserves to try and find one that doesn't gross me the fuck out.
As yet, no such luck.

>> No.13301759

>>13301749
Building my Zaku II model and listening to music.

>> No.13301764

>>13301757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiZJWhZZmU

>> No.13301765

>>13301757
Nah man. You should just get a good set of headphones and listen to some proper binueral audio. That stuff is fun, like the virtual haircut or the tank battle. If you want relaxing then plain old music and pink noise is better.

>> No.13301769

>>13301749
Trying to git gud with Sheik.

>> No.13301772

>>13301749
Marathoning things. Contemplating if I should go to an unimportant meeting

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>>13301567
Holy shit.

(will delete.)

>> No.13301776

>>13301749
daily orders on PSO2
gotta get that grindan money

>> No.13301778
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13301778

Grab my tail and fuck me like a bitch.

>> No.13301779

>>13301765
Well the last one I listened to was "Nee-san cleans your ears with her tongue", which I probably shouldn't think of as just one step away from a rimjob, but that's where my mind went anyway.

This thing's kinda relaxing, though >>13301764.
I just went to the barber's yesterday, and the large homosexual who cut my hair just talked about Frozen the whole time, which was not a relaxing experience

>> No.13301780

>>13301778
K, Missionary position counts right?

>> No.13301782

>>13301778
No.

>> No.13301784

Hey now, get this:

Manticore Yukkuri

>> No.13301787

>>13301784
>yukkuri anything
Oh hell no.

>> No.13301790

Join the order today Anon.
If you take part in our special program you will receive the finest training we can afford. All it will require is A "slightly" painful surgical procedure to inscribe runes of fortification on your bones, after which we will carve runes of strength into your flesh.
Following an intense compliance program, where you will be bound in chains and read parables from the chief gods holy book, your skin shall be covered in arcane wards. After all this you will become one of our greatest warriors in the fight against the Demon Lord and all her horrible minions.
Join the order now, serve the Chief God today!
All trainees who perish shall have their families given one loaf of bread as recompense

>> No.13301794

>>13301790
I'd rather befriend a dragon and get training from her.

>> No.13301800

>>13301790
Is Mayonnaise a rune?

>> No.13301803

>>13301800
No Patrick

>> No.13301805

>>13301790
The Order is the worse fraction. DL for life.

>> No.13301806

>>13301790
Sign me up. I totally wont defect and go declare war on the ocean and all of it's salty bullshit. Salt water a shit. SHIIIIIIIIT

>> No.13301812

>>13301805
But don't you wish to become a human Juggernaut? Someone who shrugs off magic like water ff a ducks back and wrestles minotaurs?

>>13301806
See? This is a model citizen for our program.

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>>13301790
Order waifus best waifus

>> No.13301820

>>13301749
Drawing

>> No.13301823

>>13301812
I can become stronger by getting magic lessons from a monster. It's a lot better then your training.

>> No.13301825

>>13301813
That they are.
I'm sure she'd love to see you hurled into the breach everyday. Seeing You return covered in gaping wounds as the Rune's of regeneration slowly heal you.
I'm sure it would never break her heart to have her, a hero, watch as you are treated like a disposable weapon

>> No.13301826

>>13301812
Emperor Caligula was a man ahead of his time and the naysayers who said he never even went to war with Poseidon are heretics.

>> No.13301828

>>13301790
The rune stuff is metal as fuck, but just one loaf? Gimme a break...

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>>13301813
They sure are.

>> No.13301831

>>13301828
You're right!
Half a loaf it is!

>> No.13301832

>>13301829
>Wanted to marry a servant
>turned into a succuslut
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>13301790
Will I get a paladin waifu?

>> No.13301835

>>13301831
>implying you're not a traitor in disguise
Come on, even the shittiest branch of the Order makes sure you're at least fed properly.

>> No.13301836

>>13301825
Are you implying that she wouldn't get turned on as I smite the enemies of god left, right and center as I risk it all to defend her and our homeland?
She wouldn't be able to get out of her panties fast enough, anon.

>> No.13301837

>>13301835
But why would they feed you?
You died, this is for you family.

Survivors get our standard trail rations

>> No.13301838

>>13301790
I don't know. the manticore down the street offers two loaves and some anubis butter and all I have to do is play patty cakes with some "Ms. Happy."

>> No.13301839

>>13301838
Son are you an orphan?

>>13301834
>>13301834
Yes, she will be assigned to watch you and ensure compliance.

>> No.13301842

>>13301837
See, why should I sign up for that if I can just become a mercenary, and keep all the spoils, loot and glory?

>> No.13301843

>>13301838
Are you sure she offered you two loaves as opposed to two baps?

>> No.13301844

>>13301839
What would happen if she were to "accidentally" fall and turn into a monster? Can I keep her?

>> No.13301848

>>13301844
Those kinds of thoughts get you reported to the higher ups.

>> No.13301850

>>13301844
> Can I keep her?
At that point it's more that she keeps you, anon.

> My my, little squire
> Do you like the new me?
> Now we never have to be apart again~

>> No.13301852

>>13301844
She would be isolated and taken care of before you are assigned a new handl-waifu
Please do not think about such things, we will send you back for retraining if you do

>>13301842
Because with us you fight the good fight and serve a higher purpose

>> No.13301857

>>13301850
Well shit, I was just thinking of a scenario similar to your.

>> No.13301859

>>13301852
>fight the good fight
And I can't do that on my own?

>serve a higher purpose
That doesn't help my wallet, nor my family.

>> No.13301860

>>13301852
Bossman, Can I refer to my higher ups as "Bossman" ?

>> No.13301862

>>13301857
your post*

>> No.13301864

>>13301860
The appropriate title is "Knight Commander" but we will allow this

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>>13301860
> I walk up to that white devil bossman, I say "Hey bossman! Bossman! Where's my paper, bossman! You gots to pay me in paper!"

>> No.13301870

>>13301860
What happens if they are boss ladies?

>> No.13301871

>>13301805
Both are terrible options, and the Demon Lord is an actual threat unlike the Order.

>> No.13301874

>>13301871
But what about the sexy monstergirls and freedom?

>> No.13301881

>>13301874
The Demon Lord wants to control the minds of monsters and humans alike, that's the opposite of freedom. And you can still get a monster girl without her!

>> No.13301883

>Demon Lord's Army / Hero Unit (Organization / Monster)

> Unit made up of fallen heroes who were charmed by the hands of the monsters that exist in the Demon Lord's army. For some reason, most of the heroes who come to the Demon Lord's castle tend to be accompanied by women. The hero's female partner also becomes a succubus, and serves together with him in the unit. Since they were originally heroes, it is an extremely powerful unit, but it seems the heroes are very busy screwing the so-called heroines, so unless it's a really big deal, this unit probably won't be doing much moving.

I want to join them.

>> No.13301885

>>13301870
Bossladies are scary when mad. Avoid when possible.

>> No.13301891

>>13301850
>Be jaded order "Disposable hero"
>All other's from your graduating class are gone, either taken, executed, or slain.
>New classes are essentially mind-wiped tools who can only destroy.
>Paladinchan has been with you every step of the though, even if her job is to execute you should you show signs of breaking away.
>Eats dinner with you, fights by your side, and tends for you while your wounds are healing.
>Joke how she's almost like your wife one day, causing her to almost choke on her rations as she blushes.
>She warms up to you as days go by, talking more and more with you, although she is still fairly stoic.
>During a losing battle against the Monsters she is told to fall back while you are to hold the line and cover the retreat.
>She only leaves when you tell her it's ok, giving her a little kiss on the forehead before leaping into the fray.
>With nothing to lose, you fight as hard as you can until the war leader herself, an ancient red dragon, finally takes you down.
>Imprisoned because you limited much of your attacks to breaking bones and knocking the enemy unconscious.
>Wonder if its ironic that the food and room in the prison is better than your old quarters.
>Awaken one day to a guard saying your free, your "wife" having come to pick you up.
>Standing there is a smiling paladinchan, transformed into a monster girl because she couldn't leave you behind.
>BABY MAKING ENSUES

>> No.13301899

>>13301891
Wow, I sure do love corruption!

>> No.13301900

>>13301883
>filthy traitor unit

>> No.13301901

>>13301891
Corrupted female paladins are really the best.

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>>13301874

>> No.13301907

>>13301902
B-but KC said everyone ends up enjoying it anyway!

>> No.13301909

>>13301900
There's nothing wrong with changing sides when you realize the other side is the correct one.

>> No.13301910

>>13301883
>>13301900
>Fucking your monster waifu and killing paladins from time to time
Best life ever

>> No.13301915

>>13301899
>>13301901
>Dere-dere monster girl who can still hold her own in a fight and knows what you went through.
Truely they are a best. This is how Hero corruption should work, someone who watches a guy she fought with become more and more broken with each battle while she is held, largely, clear of the dirty fighting until a monster worthy of her attention appears.
I am still fanny flustered about Elt and his harem.

>> No.13301916

>>13301909
>when you realize the other side is the correct one
Yeah, getting your mind wiped is a great way to realize the DL is actually right.

>> No.13301920

>>13301915
I was being sarcastic.

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>>13301910
>killing paladins
No, Anon. A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness. And the you rape them, but only if it's necessary.

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>>13301909
>>13301910

>> No.13301925

>>13301920
Ah, carry on then.

>> No.13301929

>>13301910
I see your best life ever and raise you
> Fucking your monster waifu and double-team monsterizing fempaladins with her, your wife restraining them while you forcibly irrumate them with your corruptive sperm... from time to time

>> No.13301930

>>13301916
It's not mindwiping, it's them realizing how much their previous way of life was hurtful to others.
Then they fuck to make up for it.

>> No.13301932

>>13301920
I wasn't.

>>13301915
>Dere-dere monster girl who can still hold her own in a fight and knows what you went through.
That's the stuff.

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>>13301923
>To force them to acknowledge your greatness
>To force
>force

>> No.13301934

>>13301930
>how much their previous way of life was hurtful to others
...And monsters don't do the same because...?

>> No.13301935

>>13301920
But I love sappy ends like that!
I only love corruption when it just "loosens" them up enough to be honest, not go turbo slut rapist mode.
But you are entitled to your wife no matter what and there are worst tastes than having a Stalwart, loyal paladin waifu.

>> No.13301938

>>13300927
God damn it why couldn't the slime be faceless. I know they're all female but that face is so unremarkable it feels like it could be anything.

>> No.13301940

>>13301933
I knew someone would jump on that, but couldn't be assed to rewrite the quote.

>> No.13301942

>>13301934
Because they help the humans. Rape really isn't that scary, and they only do it because the humans are brainwashed to hate them.

>> No.13301945
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I thought the point was that both the Order and the Demon Lord were equally as shitty.

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>>13301907
Don't worry anon, some humans just need a heavy r- uhh nudge in the right direction.

Sometimes you have to nudge them even if they don't want to but they'll find love soon enough!

You know, like how you have to intervene on someone behalf to help them even if they don't want it.

>> No.13301947

>>13301940
Not only are you a traitor, you're also lazy.

Truly, you are the greatest villain.

>> No.13301953

>>13301945
>Not having a third faction of lovable misfits

>> No.13301954

>>13301942
>this entire post

chandler-bing-laughing.gif

>> No.13301955

>>13301947
I apologize, for nothing.

>> No.13301957

>>13301953
Yes, that's what I was getting at.

Surely there must be a clan of uncorrupted humans and monster girls who realize both sides are incredibly wrong, and will bring nothing but suffering to the world at large.

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>>13301946
>Literally 2 other people used the same imagery in the last posts while I was busy writing and doing other stuff

For fucks sake.

>> No.13301960

>>13301231
And it was awesome.

>> No.13301962

>>13301910
>There's a familiar racket from outside
>Grumbling, you unwind yourself from around your waifu and go see who it is.
>"It's another paladin, sir." A Ghoul maid informs you
>Scowl
>"Are the girls in position?"
>"Yes sir"
>Grab your sword and head outside.
>"If it isn't the traitor. I'm surprised you left your unholy castle. Is it a vestigial, noble girl which drives you to your death? Or do you simply seek to mock me? Where is your armor?"
>"This is all I'll need."
>Raise sword up
>Swing it down, flashily
>It's the signal to pincushion the moron
>Girls leap up in a circle, armed with loaded crossbows
>Turn him into Swiss cheese.
>The girls are stripping his corpse and laying his member bare before you can seve raise the fool
>You grip the natural order of life and death in a hand and crush it, channeling your power into the corpse, reanimating it as an undead
>Could have done without the incubus, but it's a bit of a caveat to any sorcery nowadays. Not much you can do about it, the bitch who put it in place is vastly stronger than you
>"The armor, sir?"
>Shrug
>"Melt it and turn it into spoons. We keep loosing those. I'm going back to my wife."
>The sounds of a fallen paladin wrapped in unholy orgy float by your shoulder.

>> No.13301965

>>13301957
There is, it's superior moonland you whitu piggu

>> No.13301969

>>13301962
Is it a vestigial, noble guilt** which drives you to your death?

>> No.13301972

>>13301957
I mean, should be easy enough to get started.

Just get the not-shit monsters and the freedom humans, done.

>> No.13301973

>>13301962
So dark and edgy, man.

>> No.13301975

>>13301973
How?

>> No.13301976

>>13301292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tIjEDwyi5E

>> No.13301981

>>13301962
>Thinking that the top trained fighters of any nation are this stupid.

>> No.13301985

>>13301975
This is something I'd expect from deviantart.

Shame it doesn't have the main guy *smirk*ing and saying "psh.. nothin personnel...." after killing the paladin.

>> No.13301986

>>13301981
What did you expect from traitor wank material?

>> No.13301987

>>13301534
>>13301534
I tell her she has shit taste.

>> No.13301988

>>13301981
I dunno, I can easily see a paladin doing this. They aren't the brightest, what with living in a tin can.

>>13301985
Ambush = dark and edgy now? Okay man.

>> No.13301989

>>13301987
I didn't know your waifu was into shotas.

>> No.13301990

>>13301642
Thanks. Well done.

>> No.13301994

>>13301988

Something like that works the first time and only the first time. This is donut steel tier, "I'm so bored, another incompetent coming to fight me. I'm so dark and awesome and they're so stupid. Nothing personal kid."

>> No.13301997

>>13301988
I got a better story than yours:

>There's a familiar racket from outside
>Grumbling, you unwind yourself from around your waifu and go see who it is
>"It's another paladin, master." A Ghoul maid informs you
>*scowl*
>"Are the girls in position?"
>"Yes master"
>*grabs sword*
>*heads outside*
>"If it isn't the traitor. I'm surprised you left your unholy castle. Is it a vestigial, noble girl which drives you to your death? Or do you simply seek to mock me? Where is your armor?"
>"This is all I'll need." *smirk*
>*teleports behind paladin*
>"Nothing personal, kid."
>*slits throat so fast that it takes several second for the wound to open*
>"Is that all you got?"
>*corpse falls while I cackle in an evil way*
>"You shouldn't have messed with me, idiot."
>*walks away with hat covering face*
>"Melt his armor and turn it into spoons. Also, keep his head on a spike outside. I'm going back to my harem."

>> No.13302000

>>13301997

Bravo. At least now it's satire.

>> No.13302001

>>13301994
How is the next guy to expect an ambush when the guy ambushed is (un)dead and can't tell him? And wouldn't you get bored with yet another order paladin knocking like unwanted, aggressive Jehovah witnesses? Also, what's awesome about waving a sword and being able to raise corpses?

>>13301997
>No *tips* anything
2/10, not the worst adaption.

>> No.13302004

>>13301997
>not melting the armor down to sporks
*unsheathes katana*

>> No.13302006

>>13302001
I can't tell if you're naive or stupid.

>>13302004
Back the fuck off?!?!?

>> No.13302007

>>13301976
>Kotal Kahn X-Ray
>Not Kenshi's

Guy's fucked in the head, I tell ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcceBKGiYgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvF05KQTAf4

>> No.13302008

>>13301997
>>13302004
You need to stop, this is getting too real.

>> No.13302010

>>13302001
You've forgotten the first rule of Paladins. Lawful good doesn't mean lawful stupid.

>> No.13302014

>>13301703
You didn't learn anything from /a/ did you? You want to commit one more affront unto God?

>> No.13302016

>>13302001
>*yawns*
>*causes an incredible amount of demonic energy to accumulate on the tip of my finger*
>*points finger toward paladin*
>*slashes him into exactly 8000 pieces*
>*he ceases to exist in all dimensions*
>"Heh, didn't stand a chance."

>> No.13302017

>>13302010
But it's such a fun trope. But fine whatever.
>*teleports behind you in holy light*
>*Hand thrusts into chest and pulls out dead heart*
>"Pff. As if a paladin would be so stupid."
>"Just a decoy."
>You fall to the floor as the paladin crushes your heart
>He steps over you and doesn't even look back
>"Now, the wife."

Is that better?

>> No.13302019

>>13301958
I hear that generator firing up.

>> No.13302020

>>13301703
>Jinko and Holst
I'd be ok with this

>> No.13302021

>>13302016
>>13302017

Jesus CHRIST

captcha: feses

>> No.13302022

>>13301962
>Girls leap up in a circle, armed with loaded crossbows
>Turn him into Swiss cheese.
Should have just stopped at this.

>> No.13302023

>traitors unironically making stories where they effortlessly kill paladins while paladins are simply being satirical about it

>> No.13302024

>>13302021
You know, it'd be great if you guys were this triggered over monster being overpowered, but fuck me I guess.

>> No.13302026

>>13302017
>Not your body dissapearence as you stand before him again, unharmed
>"You are trapped in my illusion now paladin, you have been since you set foot here"

>> No.13302029

>>13302024
Because it's all cool if they use their OP to rape and husbando you.
When they use it to ''kill'' you, that's when it becomes bullshit

>> No.13302030

>>13302026
Aizen pls.

>> No.13302034

>>13302029
Right.

That's retarded, but I gotcha.

>> No.13302035

>>13302017
>>13302021

>*Whips his white cape out behind him as he passes*
>*Slides his sword out of its katana with a flourish*
>*Enters room, where the undead seductress tries to tempt him*
>"Yer a cute gal, lass. But a two bit dame like you ain't fir for a holy man like me.*
>*Tips bucket helm as he teleports effortlessly past the woman*
>*Red gash opens across her chest as she falls*

>>13302026
>"You watch the paladin traispe around in his fantasy world you put him in
>*zips sword*
>*sheathes tip*
>"Enjoy your delusion, paladin."

>> No.13302036

>>13302024
Anything being overpowered is inevitably shit.

>*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
>"And now to take out the truest garbage of all....."
>*throws you into the sun*

>> No.13302037

>>13302023
You expected otherwise?

>> No.13302039

>>13302024
You say that like we never have "muh invincible monster" arguments too. Neither side is innocent.

>> No.13302040

>>13301778
Like you had to ask.

>> No.13302042

>>13302019
Oh, did your neighbors lose power?

>> No.13302043

>>13302036
Not the sun! My only weakness!!

>> No.13302045

>>13302036
>What do you smell professor?
>Burning garbage!

>> No.13302046

I think janitor would've nuked us 10 times over per post that contains an *action*.

>> No.13302047

>>13302043
vampire plz stay

>> No.13302053

>>13302046
Nothing wrong with a bit of satire.

>> No.13302056

>>13302046
I doubt anybody would think those posts are serious rather than ironic. It's still a little annoying though.

>> No.13302059

>>13302046
By that logic all other unironically shitty greentext stories should've been deleted by now.

>> No.13302060

>>13302039
Eh, true I guess.

Still feels a little disproportionate.

>> No.13302061

>>13302023
>while paladins are simply being satirical about it
Pretty sure the anon making a satire wasn't being a paladin, just pointing out at first greentext's trying-too-hardness.

That said, paladins seem to be the spergs jumping at everything most of the time from my experience, this case being no exception.

>> No.13302062

>>13302039
All I'm saying is, anon probably doesn't have the necessary components to kill an Ushi-Oni.

He doesn't have a flammenwherfer downstairs, a Tank in his garage, or any kind of 50 caliber weapon with high explosive wammo under his bed.

>> No.13302064

>>13302023
I agree. It's a waste to kill paladins when they can join you.

>> No.13302065

>>13302047
A-as if I'd stay here with you f-faggots...

>> No.13302066

Hey, 4chanX isn't that bad.

>> No.13302067

>>13302061
Who the fuck takes anything paladin-related seriously holy shit

>> No.13302068

>>13302061
>That said, traitors seem to be the spergs jumping at everything most of the time from my experience, this case being no exception.

Kettle pls.

>> No.13302069

>>13302023
>while paladins are simply being satirical about it
Heh

>> No.13302070

>>13301850
>warded and fortified out the ass

Pretty sure he's keeping her.

>> No.13302071

>>13302061
Paladin anons have always been satirical. Except that one guy.

>> No.13302072

>>13302066
It's pretty good for a browser extension.

>> No.13302073

>>13302071
>Except that one guy.
Bozo?

>> No.13302076

>>13302068
Hey, us traitors have always calmly discussed our plans to uplift the human race. You guys are just jerks about it.

>> No.13302077

>>13302067
>>13302068
The traitors and paladins alike are 90% satire. It's only genuine autists who take them seriously.

>> No.13302080

>>13302077
Eh, given the fetishes people here have, I highly doubt there are THAT many non-serious "traitors".

>>13302062
>or any kind of 50 caliber weapon with high explosive wammo under his bed
My nigga.

>> No.13302081

>>13302076
>You guys are just jerks about it
Why don't you go tell the teacher, you baby.

>>13302077
>It's only genuine autists who take them seriously.
That's becoming harder to tell by the day...

>> No.13302082

>>13302067
Shitposting is still shitposting, anon.

>> No.13302083

>>13302077
The original traitor anon was 100% serious. That's why he got his name. He's the one that always waxes on about how humanity is terrible and can't get along and all sorts of other nonsense.

>> No.13302084

>>13302060
Keep in mind your opinion may well be skewed based on your stance and current events. I see both arguments come up so often I don't think it's even worth looking at proportion.

>>13302062
See, that's just it. The problem isn't when monsters are HARD to kill, it's when they CAN'T be killed or they're so hard to kill characters that could take them out are made up with equally bullshit abilities (or bullshit prep, in some cases). You bring their strengths up and people may well start making ushi regenerate so fast your flamethrower just makes them smell funny and even BOOM, HEADHSOTS don't kill them. It doesn't take us long to work to those extremes, and on the other hand self-inserts that can't be allowed to lose get tossed into the mix to counter that and everything just goes straight to hell.

See pretty much every time lilim or the DL are brought up in a combat role, for example.

>> No.13302085

>>13302077
Sometimes I get the feeling it's more like 90% idiots thinking they're in good company.

>> No.13302087

>>13302082
A meme inside a meme. Great post!

>> No.13302088

>>13302083
I'm still not convinced he wasn't bullshitting.

>> No.13302094

>>13301962
Raise sword up
>Swing it down, flashily
>It's the signal to pincushion the moron
>Girls leap up in a circle, armed with loaded crossbows
>Turn him into Swiss cheese.

you...DICK!

>> No.13302099

>>13302085
You're right, we should be yelling at each other while burning down the thread.

>> No.13302100

>>13301989
Implying Dale is not the superior king of the hill.

Except, you know, for being a dumbass cuck.

>> No.13302101

>>13302020
Would she moo or chuff?

>> No.13302104

>>13299957
Thanks Doc.

>> No.13302107

>>13302062
Man, the anti-materiel rifle with explosives rounds is so much fun to use.

>> No.13302111

>>13302100
Actually, I was implying something else entirely, but I'll let you figure that out.

>> No.13302114
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>>13302088
Then you have no sense of history

>> No.13302116

>>13302101
Not him but, chuff while lactating, moo while lifting.

>> No.13302120

The X-Files but with monster girls instead.

>> No.13302127

>>13302007
I actually fucking cringed.

Just how many ways can this team come up to kill people. I read one of their interview they did for OPM, and someone asked if they had reached the limit of what they could to with fatalities. Ed Boon said, "someone would pitch and idea, and start acting it out, and after a while we'd be like, no we can't do that".

These faggots are legit scaring me now.

>> No.13302134

>>13302127

Actually, Kenshi's fatalities are the only real brutal ones I've seen in MKX, and I've seen plenty of the leaked fatalities. The X-RAY moves are way more brutal IMO.

>> No.13302135

>>13302114
I like how we haven't changed one bit.

>> No.13302139

>>13302135
It always brings me comfort whenever someone starts doomsaying.

>> No.13302140

>>13302135
Eh, I'd say we've changed a bit
I mean, "Not /a/ related" has no power here

>> No.13302141

>>13302101
Lewd moans are moos, general happiness is chuffing

>> No.13302144

>>13302140
Right, it's "not mg related" now.

>> No.13302153

>>13302144
Which usually gets swatted away considering you can talk about almost anything here
I mean, seriously. The amount of times we've gone off topic and things stay peaceful is baffling

>> No.13302154
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13302154

>>13302114
>Do we get stands?

Honestly this is something I'd fully expect anon to ask when an Order recruiter shows up.

>> No.13302156

>>13302144
That one is standard though, nothing unique to /mgg/ after the move since we did it before, too.

>> No.13302160
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>> No.13302164
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13302164

>>13302114
>Community Paladin
I've not hear that name in a long time...a long time.

>> No.13302169

>>13302144
Speaking of. /mgg/, what's your favourite thing that's been generated by these threads?

>> No.13302170

>>13302160
Pretty much.

>> No.13302172

>>13302169
my boners

>> No.13302174
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13302174

Question:
Kitsune goddesses, Ryuu Goddesses, and all the others are supposed to be 'good' and opposed to the evil.

How can they even be associated with the dark god?

Would they fight to oppose her and promote human/MG coexistence?

Would the Order work with these goddesses?

Just some fuel for thought, and discussion.

>> No.13302175

>>13302160
I'm glad the last situation hardly ever happens, because RPG settings are the best.

>>13302164
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

>> No.13302176

>>13302169
The majestic Holstayeti of course.

As seen above.

>> No.13302178
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13302178

>>13302169
I have a soft spot for euphoric lizardgirls which is mostly narcissism since it's the one thing I instigated that ever took off

Also Charon

>> No.13302180

>>13302174
I think I recall somewhere that Zipangu is just a place that doesn't really care about what happens, especially since it seems they're more buddy buddy neutral with both parties.

Also it's mostly all of them taking advantage of the fact that now all their monsters look like cute girls that they can opt for peaceful methods, I think I recall something about Poseidon not enjoying the fact she had to cause population wiping tsunamis.

>> No.13302182

>>13302174
They're not. They just do their own thing, like most gods that don't want to be associated with the high ups. Like Zeus. Because nobody wants to be associated with Zeus

>> No.13302183

>>13302169
Moth Chan and wizard dickery, among other things.

>> No.13302184

>>13302169
Lengthy, calm and relaxed discussions

>> No.13302185

>>13302175
>I'm glad the last situation hardly ever happens, because RPG settings are the best.

The only time that point ever gets brought up is when people try to shoehorn in monsterboys really.

>> No.13302188

>>13302169
/hbg/ and other bits of discussion on how monstergirls would fare in modern society.

>> No.13302189

>>13302169
I actually love MGC since I happen to love modern settings as opposed to medieval or futuristic, it also has a nice blend of suffering at times mixed with heartwarming good times or just day to day life shenanigans + magic.

Also kinda branching off from >>13302178
I also enjoyed that three part story with the guy making a dating profile to see all the monster rejects.

>> No.13302190

>>13302174
Because all the dark and evil gods are "good" in KC land. Haven't you read any of the stuff on Dereulla or the Fallen God.

>> No.13302191

>>13302184
Those are the best. They give off such a comfy feeling
Too bad they're as rare as finding a dime in a jar of pennies

>> No.13302194
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13302194

Reminder that inquisitors and hatchetmen are not paladins.

>> No.13302195
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13302195

>>13302169
Smut
Funny stories
The sudden reappearance of a writefag I thought to be kill
Vidya monstergirls
Something I suggest or request gets drawn
The rare, off-topic moments in which a video game/animu I watch/play gets discussed

>> No.13302197

>>13302174
>Kitsune goddesses, Ryuu Goddesses, and all the others are supposed to be 'good' and opposed to the evil.
Are we talking MGE here? They don't have to be strictly aligned with either side, MG just give them new ways to do things. Also, it makes them girls.

>How can they even be associated with the dark god?
It really sounds to me like they just do their own thing under her rules, which for whatever reason they can't disobey.

>Would they fight to oppose her and promote human/MG coexistence?
They do that without opposing her. Just look at the god of war and what he's made combat into. There are many ways to "promote cooexistance," after all.

>Would the Order work with these goddesses?
In some cases, likely. On the surface this would seem to be heresy, yet the order has no problems with certain monsters such as Apsara. It seems they're at least flexible to allow what they must. Again though, this would require the gods to align themselves with the order instead of doing whatever the hell they want.

>> No.13302200

>>13302169
MGC is one of the best thing to come from these threads.
I remember when commercial guy did the central admin thing
Modern setting, multiple locations, shared world, people not fighting over its canon
dark and heartwarming, yes I say MGC

>> No.13302207

>>13302195
I feel a strange urge to have pizza and cookies right now.

>> No.13302208

>>13302200
>MGC is one of the best thing to come from these threads.

I coudn't disagree more, but to each their own.

>> No.13302212

>>13302195
>The rare, off-topic moments in which a video game/animu I watch/play gets discussed
These moments are fun. it's like overhearing a co-worker talking about something you like and ending up getting in a full fledged friendly conversation

>> No.13302213

>>13302175
>I'm glad the last situation hardly ever happens

U WOT?

>> No.13302214

>>13302194
Bro Paladins are the best.
>>13302197
The Order's probably smart enough to make non-agression pacts with Gods that don't directly attack them.

>> No.13302216
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>>13302180
> Also, even though they're monsters and related to the demon lord, they're not attached to the demon lord's army. In Zipangu, the mightiest of monsters form their own particular forces. Although they don't serve the demon lord directly, it is thanks to the demon lord that they've been changed into their present forms, enabling them to live even more closely with humans. Since the monsters of Zipangu are extremely happy about this, none of them have bad opinions of the demon lord.

Although to answer >>13302174, I think a Ryu or Kyubi goddess might help Order people in the short term or something. Like, even if they're paladins on a quest to find the Crystal Magic Jesus Sword to use against Druella, a ryu might still give them the hospitality of her shrine, because being kind to humans and accomodating to guests is more important than squashing a quest which may or may not, some time in the far future, damage someone the ryu is nominally allied to.

>> No.13302218

>>13302207
I believe Dantes desert of choice is the strawberry sundae.

>> No.13302219
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13302219

>>13302194
>>13302214
Fuck yeah.

>> No.13302220

>>13302174
Those are some spectacular breasts.

>> No.13302221

>>13302200
this was meant for
>>13302189

>> No.13302227

>>13302220
Did you not know all kitsune-kami have awesome breasts.

>> No.13302228
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>>13302195
>>13302207

>> No.13302229

>>13302218
You are correct Sir!

>> No.13302231

>>13302214
>The Order's probably smart enough to make non-agression pacts with Gods that don't directly attack them.
Reasonable. While the guys seem to be as effective at removing MG as your average Saturday morning cartoon villain by and large, they don't seem to actually be stupid. That and most of the gods aren't actually into turning humanity into monsters, they just do their thing and that's (sometimes) a side-effect. No need to make more enemies for yourself, after all; if you just remove the DL things might well go back to normal and you're in okay standing with the gods.

>>13302218
>Having desert twice
Absolutely crazy.

>> No.13302232
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>>13302220
Fine taste in fox tats

>> No.13302233
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>>13302218
I feel like heading to a local ice cream place and getting a strawberry shortcake sundae now.

>> No.13302234

>>13302228
Cute as fuck.

>> No.13302235

>Grandpa paladin bouncing his Salamander granddaughter on his knee
>Takes her to his lodge meetings
>They give her a kid sized uniform
>She's a little bit like a mascot now

>> No.13302239
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13302239

The current known 3 goddesses
There also numerous fox, ryuu and other goddess too

>> No.13302240

>>13302227
>>13302232
And it's fucking great. I'd gladly worship some big fat fox tats.
>>13302231
Most if not all the the "Saturday Morning cartoon villain" Paladins probably don't last long.

You have to wonder how and where negotiations would go down though if there was such a danger of corruption,

>> No.13302241

>>13302231
>While the guys seem to be as effective at removing MG as your average Saturday morning cartoon villain by and large, they don't seem to actually be stupid.
I'm still amused that they literally attempted to poison the water supply at one point only to just have every monster get a stomach ache instead of killing them.

>> No.13302243

>>13302239
I don't mind Ammy, but her presence in that picture bothers me to this day.

>> No.13302246

>>13302239
.less:
We need more Ra artwork!

>> No.13302247

>>13302197
>order has no problems with certain monsters such as Apsara
They do, they just don't want to piss Eros off when they have other, more pressing concerns.

>> No.13302248

>>13300853
Persona + Fire Emblem with Monster Girls.

A game where you can actually build your relationships with characters, in this case including plenty of Monster Girls, and then including some CGs for at least the consummation of a filled-out relationship.

I say Persona + Fire Emblem, because I like Fire Emblem's introducing of your children as characters, but I prefer Persona's traditional RPG Combat to Fire Emblem's TBS.

>> No.13302250

Reposting old story:

>Be Senior Paladin for your chapter in Old Monster High
>Almost all human kids start in paladin programs as kids
>Teaches them strong morals and offers children protection from the occasional monster crime especially abductions and kidnapping by those with a taste for shota
>Most drop out around the end of grade school
>Once puberty hits, people naturally start pairing up, and monsters as well
>Grow up in the Order of Francis
>Dad was a Community Paladin
>Mom was Clerical Accountant
>Remember running around with that beautiful steel helmet and lights on when you were a little kid
>Shame they retired that uniform a few years back
>Your old legion of bros and fembros has shrunk down to about five but all your old chapter members from back in the day remain great friends
>Paladin life isn't for everyone after all
>Always busy with outreach and community service
>But more than worth all the smiles you get in return
>Receive a note one day from your bishop
>The time for your graduation mission has come
>They're sending you to help build a school in the wilds of the demon realm
>It should bring formal education out there as well as a shelter for gentle monsters and humans against the occasional feral rampage that still happens
>You can read demon but you can't speak it very well
>The homestay family says they will be able to help you out
>Your father is so proud you made it this far
>He presents you with his old helmet, kept as a memento. Holy power fires up the lights when you put it on.
>You are ready

>> No.13302252

>>13302248
>I prefer Persona's traditional RPG Combat to Fire Emblem's TBS.

Seriously, the battle system in FE is the worst.

>> No.13302253

>>13302250
>Saturday, the church opens the portal to your destination
>You could have taken the communal gate but the traditional doors of holy light are still a great way to pull the community together for some prayer and celebration
>Bag in hand, you arrive in rural Darkbad
>At least that's what you think it translates to
>Your Oni homestay family is waiting
>You notice the tattered colors of the church worn proudly by the fallen paladin husband as he greets you with his huge Red Oni wife and their two children, a rough teenager about your age and a little girl of eight who is the sweetest little angel of a demon you've ever met
>He traded one blessing for another
>He still helps the church and people.
>That's all that matters
>The days slip by.
>Sleep in a curtained off area of the den.
>Wake up early every day to help build and bless everything that needs it. The locals are kind and most men seem to be retirees from the church or men that abandoned their mission.
>Little Oni tags along everywhere you go, adorably asking questions about Monstergirl City that you can barely understand
>Big sis treats you like some kind of zealot
>That's okay. She's just in that know-it-all rebel phase.

>One day, Little Oni gets into your stuff while you're sanctifying the foundation of the sanctuary.
>She runs crying to you with light holy burns on her hand
>Poor thing
>You wrap her up and give her a few of your candied orange peels you brought from home
>She stops crying after a bit and munches happily on a rind.
>Well she is an Oni after all. She's tough.

>Hear a clatter at the far end of the hall
>Teen oni drops the framing lumber she was carrying
>You can't make out the demon words but it doesn't take a genius to tell that anger is "What happened to my sister, you creep?"
>She grabs you by the collar and shakes you like a ragdoll
>You try to calm her down but all you can manage is basically "No violence."
>To which she replies. "Yes violence."

>> No.13302255

>>13302240
Well, there is Inari, the fox god who is widely considered a fox goddess , depending on which shrine you go to.
there are 2 of them you know.

>> No.13302258
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>>13302248
>Persona + Fire Emblem
>Persona
Dohoho

>> No.13302261

>>13302250
>>13302253
Nostalgia'd
This was from /a/, wasn't it?

>> No.13302263

>>13301136
I would, in fact, kill to be an Anubis' assistant.

>> No.13302265

>>13302253
>Little Oni cries not to fight
>Yells a bunch of unintelligible stuff at her sister
>All you can make out is "wrong" and "dummy"
>She pulls her sister to sit down beside you and gives her some candy
>Older Oni munches on it thoughtfully and looks at you untrustingly
>Begins to cough and turn a deeper shade of red when her sister says something you can't make out

>Rest of the summer passes without incident though you have to try hard to decline the attention of all the local girls.
>They say if you can resist temptation in the demon realms, you can make it anywhere.
>That's why it's a graduation mission.
>Finish your mission by the end of the summer
>It's a bit of a plain building but it's a bastion of goodness and kindness, one that will far outlast your own presence here.
>Your elder replacement paladin comes through the gate to relieve you and upgrade you to full Brother status and eligible to enter paladin programs throughout the world
>It still doesn't feel real as you admire your new vestments and your graduation ring.

>The homestay family has grown so close to you these last few months, it's hard to leave
>Little Oni cries until you promise that you'll see her again someday
>Big sis asks to see your helmet once before you leave
>She looks at you and kisses the cool metal before handing it back to you
>Too shy to do the traditional farewell kiss directly.
>"Thanks" she tells you.
>She's a good girl too.


>Start a Holy Justice degree at the local university.
>Still living with your parents to save on expenses
>Informed in your second year that your parents will be hosting an international student for homestay while she goes to university.
>You wait to pick her up at the communal gate in full ceremonial armor. It's the least you can do.
>A demonic red presence steps out of the gate, taller and less lanky than you remember
>It's the elder oni sister.
>Well now you have the chance to make her as welcome as her family made you

>> No.13302269

Is the Abyssal Fleet accepted here?
They are undead.

>> No.13302270

>>13302235
A Salamander would look pretty rad in a modified version of her grandfathers duds.

>> No.13302273

>>13302255
Ah the greatest philosophical question of all. Which big fat fox tats should a man worship?

>> No.13302275

>>13302255
I think he is trying to say that Inari, a japanese god is considered by many to be a female, and is portrayed as either sex depending on the shrine you go to, the main Inari shrine has Her as a motherly woman .

>> No.13302276

>>13302269
No, boatsluts a shit.

>> No.13302278

>>13302261
Yep

>>13302265
>"Good see you" She grabs you in a big hug that picks you up off the ground
>Have to run her luggage through customs and are almost arrested for the various weapons, demon realm food and other contraband she has packed away
>Only able to cover for her with your word and a call to your bishop
>Hours later, finally get home
>Set her up in the guest room
>Father is on late patrol, you're glad he didn't have to come pick you up from the gate station
>You couldn't bear to see him that disappointed
>Days pass
>The oni is a lot wilder than she used to be
>Have to try to study while she screams and drinks and parties every time your parents have to leave for mission work or have late hours
>Have to take her to the hospital one night when she gets into the sacramental wine and poisons herself
>She's just messing around and not taking anything seriously
>Her grades are barely passing
>It's time for you to intervene
>Her parents aren't here, your parents are still dealing with the monthly full moon fallout, there's nobody else to help her
>It's your duty
>You cannot doubt

>You try nicely
>She shuts the door in your face

>You try nicely, with your foot in the doorjamb
>She throws your ass in the hall and shuts the door

>You try nicely with your armor on, some candied orange peels and a bottle of wine
>"How hard is it just to talk for a bit?"

>You talk things out, trying your hardest not to meddle too much
>She really just feels overwhelmed by everything and does crazy stuff to forget for awhile

>Promise to tutor her. It's just core freshman stuff after all
>She agrees only if she doesn't have to drink alone anymore
>Her grades gradually improve and she holds a solid three point after her first semester
>Introduce her to a few decent clubs where she can get some more social interaction and make some friends
>Become true close friends over the years
>Always put anything more out of your mind
>You would have to give up your lifelong dream for that

>> No.13302280

>>13302195
who was kill? what did i miss?

>> No.13302282

>>13302269
I suppose.

Seaport-hime is best Abyssal.

>> No.13302284

>>13302269
The occasional post of T&A will probably be graciously received, but don't expect anyone to want to discuss them beyond "would fug"

>> No.13302286

3 new Pastebin OCs
2 new Drawfag deliveries
1467 posts

That's a 0.34% OC rate now. Why are these threads daily again?

>>13302269

Do they actually come with OC? Because if so please.

>> No.13302288

>>13302280
Kitsoviet I suppose, the again, he's just incredibly slow.

>> No.13302289

>>13302269
No, boat sluts have their own threads

>> No.13302291

>>13301398
Nightmare.

>> No.13302295

>>13302278
>Graduate
>Get your own place and a job with the church
>Still stay in touch and visit your parents and the oni often
>She still has a couple of years left in her agriculture science degree so you have time to hang out
>Begin patrolling the streets
>Get assigned to a rookie beat in a bad part of the MGC
>At least your partner is a cool guy and there's a few pretty ladies downtown that have taken an interest in you

>One day get call that there's an illegal Class IV immigrant that just gated into the desecrated district and is wrecking the place
>First big call you've had to deal with
>Get to the old industrial warehouse district
>Looks like a Grey Wurm with some kind of plant growing out of its head.
>Your partner yells for you to set your blade to "rock burn" and begin laying down the runes for a rift
>He radios back to the station for some extra prayer power
>A gate eats up a lot of holy light
>The cleansing power of the gate should purge whatever is contaminating the Wurm and return her home, wherever that is
>Finish your job and shout to your partner
>The gate opens and begins to draw in the powerful land dragon
>You're so enraptured in the sight, you are too slow to avoid the tail that wraps around your leg and drags you in with it

>You wake up battered and alone in uncharted demon wilds
>No way to muster up enough juice to get home

>> No.13302296
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>>13302291
> horsepussy
> comfy
Mankind developed the saddle for a reason, anon, and that reason is that horses are not comfy.

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>>13301398


<Pic says it all.

I am sure all the kitsunes are just as good

>> No.13302299

>>13301628
I side with this guy.
>>13301647
Could make for some interesting Healing, of a sort?

>> No.13302300

>>13302295
>You wander the countryside for days, praying to run into someone or a town or something
>You've been making due on nothing but river water that you've been carrying in your helmet

>Your faith must stay strong
>You must believe
>You must not doubt
>You always longed to help the needy, to do the things others never dared
>This is the time to step up
>So why are you so scared?
>You chuckle at the little mismatched singsong you started

>On the third day, you notice something following you, hunting you
>Sleepless nights follow in front of your small fire. You can't afford to waste your dwindling power on proper wards.
>Is this the extent of your own faith? Is this all you can muster alone without the support of friends and community?

>Eventually you come upon a small outpost of a town along the river.
>There's crops and a handful of humans along with a great deal of monsters
>It appears to be some kind of commune
>Your demon speech you've practiced with your oni friend helps you communicate but their dialect is strange

>You are able to barter your armor for some supplies to head a larger city
>A paladin can't travel through a demon gate even if these people could muster up the power for it
>You're not happy but you can't just take things from these people
>They are reluctant to let you go, but a small flash of burning light is enough to get the more persistent girls to finally turn away

>The road gradually turns from a rutted dirt path to a stone highway
>Most people leave you alone, though the occasional monster tries to waylay you
>You try to be kind. It must be very lonely for many out here.

>A month later and you still have not reached a major city
>Your ragged clothes wrap around you as you lean against a tree by the wayside
>You're about to drift off when blue and red light strobes across your face
>"Found you."
>Squinting against the light, you see a too familiar old model MGC Community Paladin helmet worn by a tall woman

>> No.13302304

>>13301628
I'm not following.
Is this a reference to something?

>> No.13302309

>>13301757
Those lips were made for passionate, tender kissing.

>> No.13302315

>>13302298
>Ahri
>kitsune

Could you stop being a retard for two seconds?

>> No.13302317
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>>13302304
Yes.
It's an episode of Scrubs where a character hallucinates/PTSDs/insists/convinces himself he's going to a birthday party instead of a funeral.
Not knowing it kinda makes you a newfag, but hey, we all gotta start somewhere

>> No.13302318

>>13301891
>>13301915
This. I like this.

>> No.13302321

>>13302317

> Not knowing /tv/ shit makes you a newfag

Read your own filename.

>> No.13302326

>>13302286
WAY TOO LATE into the ride to complain about OC and the threads being daily. Feel free to jump off, just know that there are nothing but beelzebubs and devil bugs at the bottom of those ravines.

>> No.13302329

Shit I forgot the last part.

>>13302300
>She takes off the helmet and you see red skin and a horn.
>"You should stay of town. Took forever track you down."
>"The lights." You croak in surprise as she hugs you
>"Even I can mission of god, like Dad." She smiles and kisses the dinged and scratched helmet before handing it back to you. "Bring home."
>"I can't do it, not alone." You put it on and hug her back.
>"Believe." She tells you. "I here too."
>She's right. You're a paladin. Believe is what you do.
>Your problem was you lost that certainty along the way.
>You allowed your faith to waver the smallest bit.
>You doubted god's will instead of standing tall.
>You can't help but crack up at a demon needing to remind you of that.

>You prepare to open the gateway
>Light fills your heart and spills upon the ground as she prays next to you
>The portal grinds open in the red demon dirt
>As you begin to step through, her hand slips from yours
>She stands away from the holy passage
>You're heart wavers and the gate begins to close
>"GO, this the price." She screams and pushes you through in the nick of time.

>You're home
>After a tearful reunion with your family, you get the whole story
>The church had been unable to send paladins due to international treaties
>Breaking her visa, the oni went out to look for you on her own with some help from your paladin friends to gate her out of the city
>They're currently facing an inquiry
>By the law she is barred from Monster Girl City
>She will never finish her degree
>You may never see her again
>What should you do?
>You pray. You pray for guidance.
>Where does this fit in the grand plan?
>Where is the justice?
>Your answer finally comes to you
>Your duty is to the laws of god, not to the laws of man
>The only thing your father does when you tell him you're leaving is look you in the eye and tell you "You must do what you know in your heart is right. That is the way of the paladin."

>> No.13302330

>>13302317
I simply don't watch television/series besides cooking shows, so I tend to miss such jokes.

>> No.13302332

>>13302169
I find /hbg/ funny and I like some of the stories written here.

>> No.13302334
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>>13302321
I'm from /pol/, chum, I've been on /tv/ like once in my life.
But whatever, have more fox tats.

>> No.13302335

>>13302286
>Why are these threads daily again?
Because we still produce more OC than the rest of /jp/ combined.

>> No.13302336

>>13302240
>Most if not all the the "Saturday Morning cartoon villain" Paladins probably don't last long.
I was referring to the order as a whole. I mean, they send all their heroes to kill the DL and end up making her army larger, and while you do hear about them wiping out the odd village, that's it. We know they hold some area, but despite their name being dropped on occasion we never hear about them actually DOING anything.

>>13302247
That's not a bad way to interpret it, I suppose this depends on whether the countries in which hurting apsara is forbidden are order territory or not.

>> No.13302339

>>13302315
Fluffyfags are unsalvageably retarded, so that's a no-go.

>> No.13302343

>>13302326
There is literally nothing wrong with beelzebubs.

>> No.13302344

>>13302169
LEGO Anubis.

>> No.13302348

>>13302343
What's even wrong with devilbugs? Incest? Eating all of your food?

>> No.13302350

>>13302348
Yes, yes and being bugs.

>> No.13302353

>>13302348
>Eating all of your food?
You answered your own question

>> No.13302354

>>13302335

That doesn't justify the thousand+ shitposts surrounding them. There is nothing of note being discussed between OC deliveries. Absolutely nothing. Rehashed baits and arguments do not count. Old images reposted again and again do not count.

Face it - /mgg/ is now /b/ 3.0

>> No.13302355

>>13302233
More modern day Anubis.

There's this beauty...that cute Rookie Cop...more is needed.

>> No.13302358

>>13302350
>and being bugs.
You better not be talking shit about mantis. I'll bloody cut ya, mate.

>> No.13302360

>>13302343
>violent
>selfish
>will fuck with a man's food

The first two are bad, but that last one, that's purge tier.

>> No.13302361

>>13302258
Because Persona puts more emphasis on character interactions and relationships, which I think would be the point in an MG-ified version.

I'd be fine if it was as ridiculously ANIME as the actual SMTxFE game though.

>> No.13302363

>>13302329
Was this ever finished? I remember the author said he was gonna continue it and never appeared again.

>> No.13302364

>>13302354
Then be the hero we need and make some OC yourself.

>> No.13302366

>>13302348
I guess their low intelligence and attraction to slovenly living conditions is what turns most people off.
They, like several older entries, could also do with an updated profile picture.

>> No.13302367

>>13302354
>he thinks anything on 4chan has ever been good
pesimistfags plz go

>> No.13302368

>>13302348
They're giant fucking roaches.

>> No.13302370

>>13302343
The MGE beelzebubs are shithot. Best oral fixation outside of a ghoul and get turned on by the smell of NEETness? We'd all end up with 'em, and we'd all love it.

>> No.13302371

>>13302358
I just don't like bugs.

Also, I really only need the first two to make my argument.

>> No.13302374

>>13302354
Door's right there motherfucker.

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>>13302348
>Eating all your food

I know people who'd murder over something like that.

>> No.13302384

>>13302336
Well the Order's probably a big....order. There are probably varying opinions on "what must be done". Hell half of the stories we hear about Paladins being captured are probably the Order reassigning some more zealous elements on a "special mission" to get them out of the way.

>Hey whantever happened to Division 3-C?
>They got "reassigned" to take care of some Apsara. Lets see how long they go on about their "holy crusade against the corrupted nations" and "Overthrowing the King who makes pacts with monsters" after that
>Aren't half of Division 3-C women?
>Trust me Apsara are VERY good at what they do. Best case scenario a few resist and we get some nice hardened soldiers, worst case they're out of our hair.

>> No.13302386

>>13302364

Why would anyone make OC for this place when it'll just get buried in all the shit? Feedback is never given, and when it is it's largely "fuck off and die" or "Here's a Like!" And then you get thrown into the bullshit drama surrounding namefags whether you like it or not.

The only reason these threads are still even a thing is because the few that make OC use them as a vessel to post updates in. If they stopped doing that and just quietly pushed them to imgur/pastebin these threads would die within a week. But they won't ever do that because they're attention whores.

>> No.13302388

>>13302386
Dude
If you don't like it here than why are you still here?

>> No.13302391

>>13302296
Bouncing around on one's back for god knows how long, bow-legged all the while, of course not.

Cuddling up to one, exhausted from a long day, as she fills your mind with sweet dreams? Of course it's comfy.

>> No.13302393

>>13302371
Against devilbugs sure, I'm just saying mantii and sandworms depending on how you headcanon them are alright, is all.

>>13302368
So? The giant fucking dung beetles are pretty top-tier. Being roaches doesn't make them bad, being DISGUSTING roaches makes them bad.

>> No.13302395

>>13302377

She's a big girl really.

That said, she actually looks cute. The "Nervous-because-she-doesn't-know-how-to-be-cute" kind of cute.

>> No.13302396

>>13302388
>If you don't like it here than why are you still here?
They never have an answer for this question.

>> No.13302398

>>13302386
So you're here to bitch, gotcha,

>> No.13302400

>>13302395
And that tail. The perfect pillow
Other from that delicious midriff

>> No.13302403

>>13302393
>Being disgusting roaches makes them bad

That's what I was getting at

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>>13302386
So, complaining = Yay, doing something about it = Nay.

Suit yourself then.

>> No.13302408

>>13302386
>Feedback is never given, and when it is it's largely "fuck off and die" or "Here's a Like!"
There's a lot of that, sure, but it's not like anywhere else is any better.
I always try and leave some constructive feedback on everything I read, personally. Hell, earlier in the thread >>13300853 we contributed to MGE-game-anon's market research in a reasonable manner.

>> No.13302411

>>13302329
>>13302363
Awww, nothing more after this? Shame, that was a good read. A very good read.

>> No.13302417

Well Anon's let's say you mixed your top two favorite MG's, what would you get?

Roll if you're like me and can't make up your mind.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

>Ren Xiongmao and Alraune
>Lazy, healthy plant panda that draws you into her flower for cuddles.

>> No.13302420

>>13302417
>Dragon + Cheshire
This is either a great idea, or a really bad one.

>> No.13302421

>>13302405
Your colorfagging skills are coming along nicely.

>> No.13302422

>>13302417
>Kisune
>Holstaurus

Oh yes....OOOOOOHHH YEEEEESSSSS

>> No.13302425

>>13302421
Unfortunately, I don't have that much time these days.

But you'll get something, I promise.

>> No.13302428

>>13302417
Since i can't decide, let's roll
>Amazoness
>Dark Elf
ABORT. ABORT

>> No.13302431

>>13302417
>Kikimora and holstaur
>Clumsy. big-titty maid ends up breaking stuff and I have to both help clean up her own messes and milk (which might actually get to be a chore on some days).
This actually sounds kind of annoying until you think about the gentle support and mooing not-quite-sure-if-she-should-do-this cuddles. Not bad.

>> No.13302432

>>13302417
>Anubis + Dragon
Well...their natures would probably blend pretty well, so I guess the end result would be a fluffy Dragon with pointy ears, and a compulsion for organizing her horde?

>> No.13302433

>>13302417
>Chimera
>Goblin

>A tribe of unpredictable, powerful monster girls, and they all have DID
>You're the warden of an asylum that contains them all
>It's called Arkham Asylum

>> No.13302435

>>13302417
Crow Tengu and some big girl, maybe an oni? That would be as sweet as hell. Spending the day doing scholarly thing before carrying me to the bedroom.

>> No.13302436

>>13302420
>Teleporting faggot dragon who who always teases you with her grin before warping back with you to her horde.

>>13302422
Kitsune with a massive chest, hoofed feet, and and a sea of golden tails.

>>13302428
>Ultra dom mode initiated.

>> No.13302437

>Be Monstergirl City Community Paladin under the church
>Live in a nice little place old downtown with tall gorgeous, devoted, hardworking and tough human paladin wife.
>She's a MGC native, so she has to be. You've see her go one on one with a drunk Oni who wanted to take you home for the night and win unaugmented.
>Home life is happy, though you've tried for years to have children of your own with no success.
>You have two young adopted daughters
>A rambunctious gatorgirl who thinks she's a dragon that you found abandoned in the park lake as a toddler.
>A scylla that hatched from an egg you found in a dumpster while hunting down some feral large mice monstergirls.
>One day, your wife comes to you with tears in her eyes
>Wonderful news
>She's finally pregnant with your child
>You're so excited to get the tests done for the health of your baby
>It's 100% yours and hers, no corruption.
>More importantly, it's boy.
>You've talked about this many times with your wife.
>You both agree.
>The city is no place to raise a boy.

>It's time to leave the MGC

>> No.13302439

>>13302417
My favorites, huh.
>Lich and Yeti
>Super fluffy, cuddle loving undead sorceress that never wants to leave me, and clings to me with a deadpan face.
Oh god, I'm dying. It's too much.

>> No.13302441

>>13302436
>Kitsune with a massive chest, hoofed feet, and and a sea of golden tails.

That sounds like heaven personified.

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>>13302437
Hold on now, I've already capped this story.

>> No.13302445

>>13302437
I remember this one.

Though I don't remember the sisters being a gator and a scylla...

>> No.13302446

>>13302437
>Settle down in nice human town
>People are tolerant but leery of your monster children
>The religious fanatics have little traction since you are both paladins
>Your beautiful son is born and everything seems to settle down for a couple years
>Until your little sweethearts enter school
>Kids pick up on their parents feelings too well
>The uneasiness of the other people in town is focused in the classroom
>Your little girls are bullied and ostracized
>But you teach them to rein in their monstrous strength and support each other, fighting for them whenever you can
>As your son grows, he gets bullied for having freakish sisters as well.
>He's the only thing that can cause your little girls to fight, and their troubles always come from stepping in to defend him

>By the time they're teenagers, Carrie is a seven foot tall armored reptile and Jennifer could wrestle Cerberus
>When your son's lying date humiliates him at his middle school prom with a bucket of kraken ink and a public shaming, it's the final straw
>They say the girl looked like she was in some kind of shark attack when your daughters were through
>They're expelled and your settlement license is revoked.
>You're lucky they didn't end up in jail
>You had to pull every string you had to bury the rest

>You have only one option left
>Maybe you were a fool to think you could ever escape
>It's time to return to Monstergirl City

>> No.13302447

>>13302439
But is she still waaaaaarm? Undead says she shouldn't, but yeti says yes. Hard.

>> No.13302448

>>13302444
Eh, I'd rather not use images.

>>13302446
>This is the price you have to pay for acceptance for your girls
>Your son is old enough now, and tough enough, he should make it
>You move into a small house in bad part of downtown
>With your severe paycuts from the church as passive-aggressive punishment, it's all you and your wife can afford
>You both work extra shifts to make ends meet, but your girls seems happier and more accepted than they ever have been
>Your son is amazed at his sudden popularity among people, even if most of them have horns and tails. Still he remains soured on most women.
>You warn him again and again of the dangers of the city
>He doesn't take his self-defense instruction from his mother seriously, always expecting his sisters to be there for him
>He stays out later and later
>You work such long hours, you can't guide him the way you used to
>You rely on your girls to pick up the slack
>They're so happy to have their own groups of friends now
>It's inevitable that they can't be there all the time
>One full moon, he's still out after dark
>You wait and you wait but he never comes home
>Your chest screams in agony as you start to panic, your wife trying unsuccessfully to calm you down
>You know what happens to young defenseless men tonight
>None of your kids are answering their phones.

>In the morning, your weary young man finally opens the door
>Carrie follows him inside beaming and holding his hand, daring you to say something
>Jennifer sulks through the door behind, her dog heads downcast in shame
>No
>They didn't
>You put a hard stop to that when they hit puberty years ago
>Your muscular wife swells up with anger beside you, ready to lay into your daughters
>Then your son does something he's never done before
>He picks up the gauntlet in defense of his sisters
>He says this is all his fault
>But he's not sorry, how could he be sorry to be with the women he loves most?
>That boy's going to break a lot of hopeful hearts in his class

>> No.13302449

>>13302428
Ouch. That would be some snu-snu

>> No.13302451

>>13302436
>Teleporting faggot dragon
I'm gonna troll her so hard, she doesn't even know...

>> No.13302453

>>13302446
>>13302448
Dude, this guy just posted the whole thing.
Why repost the whole thing?
>>13302444

>> No.13302455

>>13302377
What's source on this character.
Google and iqdb give me literally nothing and the boorus aren't helping.

>> No.13302460

>>13302453
he already said he doesn't want to waste images

>> No.13302462

>>13302460
Ah, fair enough then.

>> No.13302469

>>13302417
>Sandworm Kraken
I...
I don't...

Help.

>> No.13302471

>>13302469
Why am I having threshermaw flashbacks to ME1?

>> No.13302472

>>13302437
>>13302446
>>13302448
A true classic. Onee-chan setups are always nice.

>> No.13302473

>>13302469
We Kaiju now

>> No.13302477

>>13302473
Can they be kaiju when they're land based? That aside, I wonder how fucked a group would be if they were besieged by giant land AND sea monters?

>> No.13302478

>>13302417
>Rolling
>Lava Golem
>Lilim
I don't know.

>> No.13302480

>>13300877

party based RPG style - Wizardry ganes in terms of interface/mechanics/combat - first person, turn based blob combat.

Reason - none of those chibi models, entire game can be 2d frontal art of characters - every art piece can be sexy, without fap-mood breaking chibis. No need to transition between VN scenes /Normal Game UI - elements of both can be interspeced.

Plot style - harem builder. Think like Pokemon, only you are trying to find/fuck monster girls into joining your harem. (For a central quest, side quests like saving the world would be nice)

Plot twist - you suck at it. Most of the game is femdom where girls rape you and either leave you dry or try to adopt you. Still make it possible to achieve the goal of building a harem - but make that be sort of "insane" difficulty to do on your own prowess, and "hard" difficulty to achieve with help of MGs who join you out of pity/after domming you, to look after you.

Basically - allow femdom fags, maledom fags and equality fags all have their styles.

a) femdom style will "lose" a lot and have to kind be careful of who they lose to. Weaker/easier MGs loss not a game ender as they are more lenient... Trying to start with a scylla/dragon will get you locked in the dungeon with no way to continue. Management of their harem mood relationships mostly via appeasement - can earn passage to gentle-femdom by smart choices/perseverance (basically getting harem to actually like/love you)

c) maledom fags will have to grind up a lot, be strategic and basically use every resource available to win

b) equality fags will be somewhat the middle line - manage harem relationships, train up yourself and weaker MGs to take on stronger MGs.

So the premise allows something for every type of fan of MGs. Those into singular Waifus can focus on combo of (b) and (c) and just not accept more then one into their party, focus on side quests.

>> No.13302491

>>13302480
Not sure I like the focus on harem.
The rest is ok though.

>> No.13302495

>>13302478
>Not wanting a devil winged beauty to rise from the lava pits and wrap around you finally stopping when her breasts rest atop her head as she talks about how she's been waiting a long time for someone like you to come down here.

>> No.13302498
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What's something romantic you can do with your waifu in the rain?

>> No.13302499
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>>13302469
>>Sandworm Kraken

>Her high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
>You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
>In his belly you will find a new definition of pleasure and enjoyment as you are slowly raped over a thousand years.

>> No.13302504

>>13302473
I'd a Kaiju monster girl.

I might need some scuba gear though.

>> No.13302507

>>13302499
>>In his belly you
Her belly, of course.

>> No.13302508

>>13302498
Kiss? Dance? Splash and prance through puddles? Come home, soaked and cold from the rain, immediately stripping out of our wet clothes, getting in a warm shower together?

>> No.13302509

>>13302498
>You'll never have a well-spoken and well-behaved kitsune daughteru who adresses you as "Father"
Strange, it started to rain...

>> No.13302516

>>13302498
Sing

>> No.13302517

>>13302480

continuing - premise can throw in something like Corruption of Champions "corruption" mechanic, were your actions influence MGs attitude toward humans, like tendency to rape on sight vs. socialize respectfully.

Finally as a base, would like game to start by basically ripping of Corruption of Champions/Trials in Tainted Space - so mostly text adventure and text based combat with button.

That way can later transition into adding sexy images to battles/scenes.

Starting that way will basically mean development isn't hung up on having art, only on development of interface,mechanic, and content can mostly start from writers.

I guess what i am saying - rip of Fenoxo, but not have any of that gay/monster boy stuff.

>> No.13302524

>>13302517
>I guess what i am saying - rip of Fenoxo, but not have any of that gay/monster boy stuff.
I hope you also plan to disclude rampant furry and futa faggotry.

>> No.13302527

Harems? Noooooooooo

>> No.13302531

>>13302491

besides harem being a side-fetish of mine, reason I think it's basically a must for any MG game is - there are a lot of MGs and everyone likes their own. So a good game will involve many different MGs - without harem style mechanics, a dev would have to pick one and focus on it.

Which would be automatic fail for 90% of fans, regardless of what is picked.

Harem would allow players to explore more than one MG per play through, customize their own MG experience to their liking.

And those like you can still have your way by simply choosing not to join up with more than one. Or none at all.

>> No.13302532

>>13302524
I'm going to make Cat Saith MC just for you guys.

>> No.13302540

>>13302524

not the guy who was looking for ideas about game, posts were replying to him

and pretty sure >not have any of that gay/monster boy stuff.

where gay covers futa, and monster boy covers the bad kind of furry.

>> No.13302544

>>13302524
I think that was implied.

>>13302531
Oh sure, I don't disagree with that.
As long as the gameplay takes precedence over all the other aspects, I'm super ok with that.

>> No.13302547

>>13302517
>>13302524
>rip of Fenoxo, but not have any of that gay/monster boy stuff.
Just have a checkpoint on the option menu that allows jumping sex scenes with people of the same gender or characteristics that might be too furry for some people.
Otherwise you're gonna have problems with people all around dickwads and arguing over what's too furry or gay and what's not over the line.

>> No.13302550

>>13302544
I think it could be like Persona 4 in that way. The options for a Harem are there, but you don't HAVE to do so if you don't want.

>> No.13302559

>>13302532
Only as long as there is a furniture bad end for her.

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>>13302400
She's a qt

>> No.13302574

>>13302562
Man face.

>> No.13302575

>>13302547
>checkpoint
Check box. I'm retarded today.
Just have some form of system that enables the player the disabling of specific sections of the game they might be uncomfortable with.

>> No.13302578

>>13302550
As a fellow programmer/developer, I sure would like to know in what environment he plans to actualize this little idea.

>> No.13302579

>>13302517
>>13302524
>>13302540
>not have any of that gay/monster boy stuff/futa/furry stuff
This will be entirely up to you guys.

I'm pretty vanilla in my interests but I respect the fact that the world is a very broad and colorful place.

With that in mind, if there's a demand for it, I'll add it in AFTER everything else is done and I'll make it some type of bonus content (In function) so it won't be encountered over the course of normal gameplay. You'll have to go looking for it.

>> No.13302582

would actually prefer player have to pay attention/avoid the MGs they don't like - but that checkbox could work sort of like easy mode.

For sake of immersion, would really hate the Monster Girl game to have anything like monster boys/futa/yaoi - mostly because it would bridge fandoms and these threads already frequently get overwhelmed with shit posting.

Besides, if you include those elements, might as well join Fenoxo's team and contribute to TiTS, why start an alternative doing exact same thing.

Having played CoC and TiTS having to read ahead on wiki so as to avoid anti-fap encounters was kind of anit-fap in itself.

>> No.13302589

>>13302582
that was supposed to link to >>13302575

>> No.13302593

>>13302579
I'd argue that the reason CoC etc is so popular is because of all the heavy fetishism.

>> No.13302595

>>13302532
How about an Alped MC? Just a bad end is fine too.

>> No.13302597

>>13302417
>Unicorn
>Wurm
I've got nothing.

>> No.13302601

>>13302547
Or you could just have a game without faggotry in the first place.

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>>13302574
I prefer it over the standard 'moe' face, honestly. She's still a qt.

>> No.13302604

>>13302603
I agree.
Would tap that every night.

>> No.13302610

>>13302579

if you do decide to make it, I would advise planning from an editor that would somewhat intuitive contributions of art/scene text. Basically have those resources accessible enough that people can contribute easier.

Any ideas on what platform/language you will be using if you do this?

>> No.13302611

>>13302603
It definitely fits the rest of her, but I stand by my opinion that she's kinda manfaced in several images.

>> No.13302615

I don't think I'd want monster girls anymore.

I guess I'd do contract work for the Order if I had to pick though.

>> No.13302619

>>13302597
Pure as snow wurm with a horn who thinks kissing leads to babies.

>> No.13302623

>>13302603

I like my fluffies more feminine

>> No.13302627

>>13302610
>platform/language
This.
I mean, for that sort of thing, RPGMaker-style engines are usually enough.

Unless he wants to go super nuts and use Unreal/Unity/etc.

>> No.13302637

>>13302627
>Unreal
Unreal is shit at character models, look no further than the glassy eyed simians present in DmC.

>> No.13302638

>>13302582
>>13302589
I also prefer players having to manually avoid monsters they don't want to fight or be really careful not to lose to them, but I also don't mind all of that shit in the game.
Its all in the hands of the dev of course, but some people that might be perfectly fine with some of the content might be swayed away just because of a small scene the dev though was perfectly acceptable.

>>13302610
This seems like the most reasonable answer although the hardest to pull off of all.
Creating a game that can accept modules and creating the tools needed so that people inexperienced with heavy coding can create their own scenes, encounters and locations wouldn't be easy at all, but it would allow to satisfy the most people while angering them the least possible. People could upload their own modules of the game to share with other people and avoid the ones they dislike.

>> No.13302642

>>13302603
Disgusting manface.

>I prefer it over the standard 'moe' face
Both are bad.

>> No.13302643

>>13302637
Sure, but as far as tools/support goes, it's better than others.

>> No.13302658

>>13302643

If making an MG game, would be wise to avoid 3D.

MG are fap-centric topic. Making fappable 3D models is really hard - especially non-humanoid ones.

Meanwhile 2D has plenty of artists drawing and some could be convinced to donate art

>> No.13302665

>>13302658
Hence the "super nuts" part.

Although there's nothing stopping you from doing 2D in a 3D environment. That way you won't have to reinvent the wheel for every advanced function you may or may not want to implement.

>> No.13302676

>>13302665
>2D in a 3D environment
Not him, but that's the reason I love the style of Final Fantasy Tactics.

>> No.13302677

>>13302619

>Kiss her
>"You better take responsibility, Anon!"

>> No.13302686

>>13302676
Yeah, I'm more concerned with functionality, if you couldn't tell.

See, I also thought about making a MG game, but I could never do that on my own.

>> No.13302687

>>13302677
Imagine the disappointment of uniwurm once you told her the truth. She'd probably be knitting baby clothes and all that by then.

>> No.13302689

>>13302676
I loved it because I could have a ninja that didn't die in one hit, could throw dictionaries at enemies, and make Dragoons outside of an MMO.

>> No.13302718

>>13302686
>MG game
I had two ideas:
A metroidvania style one with either a Succubus or Dhampire
A metal slug type game where you play a Kikimora whose master was kidnapped and she has to get him back the hard way
Needless to say, both ideas aren't very good.

>> No.13302725

>>13302718
>Needless to say, both ideas aren't very good.
That's the thing about ideas: Everyone has them.
Not once have I worked on a game where the first idea is what came out at the end.

>> No.13302732

>>13302665
(not the programmer who started)
as a programmer who makes office software and never touched gaming, I once tried to start my Rpg maker knockoff in WPF (.Net).

It (WPF) has a built 3D capabilities that allow manipulating 2D images any way one needs for such a game. Got a viewport cobbled together that rapid-switched 5 rows of 3 "enemy" 2D images, floors, ceiling to simulate the battle pose images.

Dumped that pipe project because actual work added pressure and then never got back into it.

Anyway, the idea for making yet another RPG maker, was due to lack of sexy images to use - so my thought process was to make a maker that would allow adding an image resource with a lot of meta information like artist name, website/blog, description, copy of license...

Then in game allow through a combo key, on mouseover bring up the details of that image. So like if player sees a model of MG the like, they could press shift and on mouseover have a dialog open up showing name of artist, link to their blog/site, copy of permission for use of the image or a license under which its used...

Was hoping having that feature would allow me get more artists agreeing to donate fappable art, knowing that players would be able to do the reverse lookup in game and get the artist some publicity/site visits.

feature to consider for the guy thinking about making a game.

>> No.13302736

Are monstergirls destined to lose against cocks?

>> No.13302737

>>13302725
With how stubborn I am chances are they would be exactly the first idea or at least very close to it. But I lacked the drive to actually bother with the ideas as well as the ability to make sprites and artwork.

>> No.13302740

>>13302736
Are humans boys destined to lose against vaginas?

>> No.13302747

>>13302740
Yes

>> No.13302749

>>13302732
>WPF
Don't even get me started. Then again, I once attempted a Pokemon-esque game in Java...

>would allow me get more artists agreeing to donate fappable art, knowing that players would be able to do the reverse lookup in game and get the artist some publicity/site visits.

I suppose that would make the workload a lot easier. Not a bad idea at all.

>>13302737
If you ever get the chance to work in a team, get ready/used to having your ideas scrapped all the time.

>> No.13302750

>>13302747
What about tailpussies?

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>> No.13302755

>>13302749
>team
I actually worked on a team once. They didn't give one shit about my ideas or thoughts, got me to do a lot of the work, and tried to take the credit for it all. I'm glad I said fuck it and left them to collapse.

>> No.13302756

>>13302751
Not really

>> No.13302760

>>13302751
Scissoring.

>> No.13302762

>>13300853
one of those turn-based games with grids like Disgaea or Devil Survivor would be rad
would also be easy to put in lots of MGs

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>>13302736
>>13302740
Neither.

>> No.13302765

>>13302755
I dunno, I take have the same policy for game design I have for code reviews:
Don't get too attached to what you've fabricated.

>> No.13302766

>>13302751
In a threesome with a guy

>> No.13302772

>>13302765
>* I have
Brain, you've failed me for the last time.

>> No.13302773

>>13302751
>>13302764
I hope you two will delete them.

>> No.13302778

>>13302736
>>13302740
It's mutually assured destruction.

The fallout is spooning.

>> No.13302780

>>13302749

>>WPF

In my defense, bulk of the project was going to be the RPG Maker - which was basically an office map. Gameplay itself basically only needed an "engine" that could draw up to 100 2D images within a 3D viewport, and quickly replace/manipulate them.

That viewport feasibility test showed WPF can handle that easily.

I looked at RPG Makers and one thing that seemed like a show stopper - they needed textures of particular sizes.

My pipe-dream depended on donated art - so the test was also about WPFs ability to easily plug any-size image into a set size viewport space and have it look okaish. That worked okay as well.

Anyway, I did name the project Abomination when I started conscious with explanation of "because trying to make a game in WPF"

Anyway for a first foray ever into 3D space, was pleasantly surprised by what WPF allows now

>> No.13302784

>>13302736
Duh.

>> No.13302786

>>13300853
Disgaea or Tactics Ogre with MGE girls thrown in.

>> No.13302788

>>13302765
Yeah sometimes your ideas evolve or you get a completely better one entirely.

>> No.13302791

>>13302751
Fuck off.

>> No.13302798

>>13302780
Don't get me wrong, I always respect someone who attempts the unlikely.

>>13302788
Yeah, it helps to keep a certain distance to your things.

>> No.13302799

>>13302740
Can't lose to what you can't fight.

>> No.13302802

>>13302736
They already do all the time.

>> No.13302804

>>13302751

my temp foray into Pokegirls fiction clued me in.

usual lesbian way only with props/appendages

>> No.13302814

>>13302804
>Pokegirls

You have got to be fucking with me.

>> No.13302817

>>13302736
Maledomfag pls contain yourself.

>> No.13302823

>>13302798
I wouldn't call it distance, but yes.
Still, I sometimes dream about the game that could have been, and a platformer run and gun game with a Kikimora wrecking things with a minigun.

>> No.13302826

>>13302817
Femdomfag go lick between your mistress feet and fuck off.

>> No.13302831

>>13302826
Rude

>> No.13302833

>>13302814

http://www.angelfire.com/mn3/pokegirls/main.html

it's basically MGQ crossed with Pokemon - only i think it predates MGQ.

Setting is dark. Humans have to rape pokegirls into submission, brainwash them to help human population survive. Human women frequently turn into Pokegirls post puberty.

if all the writers weren't so hung up on rewriting the same fucking Naruto plot, would be interesting fandom

>> No.13302834

>>13302823
You could still do it, if only to get it out of your head.

>> No.13302835

>>13302817
>>13302826
Both of you stop before you start another 8 hours shitfest.

>> No.13302842

>>13302833

also, wild pokegirls tend to rape/eat each other to survive, and the "tamers" who failed to defeat them

>> No.13302845

>>13302750
Manticore a ok, but to be honest I think tailpussy is a dumb concept.

>> No.13302846

>>13302833
>MGQ with pokemon
>Naruto fanfiction out the ass

No thanks.

>> No.13302849

>>13302833
>rape into submission

You have my attention.

>> No.13302855

>>13302846
MGPQ is already MGQ crossed with Pokemon already.

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>>13302845
you're a dumb concept

>> No.13302860

>>13302833
Meh

>> No.13302866

>>13302849

the first link is to their origin site. Most activity moved to here AFAIK

http://pokegirls.org/

Their pokedex explains all the "mechanics"

I would recommend to you the good stories to start with, but the fact is I never watched Naruto nor Pokemon and I now fucking hate both of them simply because I tried hard and failed to find a story that wasn't over-influenced by either one or both in that fandom.

>> No.13302868

>>13302845
Yeah they should have kept the scorpion tail like a regular Manticore from myth.

>> No.13302872

>>13302842
Poke Souls.

>> No.13302878

>>13302857
bob pls

>> No.13302880

>>13302845

This. But these days I'm not sure whether I genuinely feel this, or if I just want to spite Less.

>> No.13302884

>>13302845

Alice has a tailpussy. So tailpussies are by definition awesome and wonderful.

And if you have any decency left, you should chew off your fingers for writing that blasphemy

>> No.13302888
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Some people on this thread need 're-education' on Manticores.

>> No.13302889

>>13302880
>.Less
Why him exactly? Shouldn't you spite KC?

>> No.13302890

>>13302866
>>13302866
So it's a CYOA thing? And you have to be familiar with pokemon and naruto to maneuver your way around?

>> No.13302892

>>13302888
And others need purging, it seems.

>> No.13302893

>>13302884
>Alice has a tailpussy. So tailpussies are by definition awesome and wonderful
That is some of the most faulty logic I've seen in the past 12 hours.

>> No.13302895

>>13302889
Everyone wants to spite .Less
It's a perverted fetish to bully a perverted person
Or something like that

>> No.13302897

>>13302845
I'm alright with both manticores and tailpussies

>> No.13302900

>>13302888
All the reeducation I need is how much Hathor milk you can put in a manticore through her mouth and tail pussy.

>> No.13302902

>>13302888
I already like them to an extent. Can I go now?

>> No.13302903

>>13302895
It kind of feels like people are blaming the wrong person all the time. It's like Bob pisses in the drinking water but you blame Alp or Less instead.

>> No.13302904

>>13302884
>citing one of the shittiest, bitchiest tsuns in the history of being a cunt

I came here to laugh at you.

>> No.13302906

>>13302888
I don't really care about them. I just want a Hellhound.

>> No.13302909

>>13302903
Hey hey hey, I was just making a joke. I'm not even the Anon you were talking to
Besides, we should nip this bud before something bad happens

>> No.13302915

>>13302904
>Alice
>Bitchy
>Tsun
>Cunt

>> No.13302916

>>13302890

no, just a board where people post stories in the setting only setting is pokegirls instead of MGE or MGQ.

99.9999% of the stories are either naruto/pokemon crossovers or alternative variants of them.

Also they all center around pokemon style battles, only with pokegirls instead of pokemon.

Basically it's a setting that seems to be build for FAP, but all of whose fans focus on battle descriptions of Pokemon that are shaped liked women and all MCs are super ninjas

>> No.13302918

>>13302903
Bob is a faggot, everyone knows this.

.less is his bitchboy and has fallen into bob's trolling ways, and is the reason those assholes #tailpussy have so much manticoreshit to spam.

Alp is a stuttering, oversensitive attention whore and his little calls for attentions and tendency to delete things when someone says something mean is well past being old.

>> No.13302919
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13302919

> Also, after raping a fairy, Fairy Hug tentacle plants do on occasion open their petals and bloom in full glory while displaying the mucous-covered fairy that had gone limp due to pleasure in what almost appears as a crucifixion. On such occasions, they often encounter human men looking to collect and sell fairy powder. When a fairy whose mind has become obsessed with pleasurable games due to the tentacles' hardcore training notices the human man that has appeared in front of her, she'll spread her legs on her own without even needing to be forced by the tentacles, and invite the man in front of her to use her body.

Damn, that's hot. Just imagine, strolling about in the forest going about your daily business, only to happen across a slime-covered fairy, flushed with arousal, spread wide open in front of you by the still-wiggling tentacles of her captor plant. Lidded eyes fluttering a little as she senses you approach, then languidly opening as you stand in front of her. Her restraining bonds mean she can't beckon you forwards, but she wiggles her hips in desperate invitation, her breathing shallow and ragged from the aphrodisiac mucus. Until the plant caught her, she was just a mischievous fey, more likely to trick a human into wandering an infinite loop in the woods than anything else. But now her body and mind have been thoroughly violated by the tentacles; she knows what she should do, what she NEEDS from a male. She mewls at you desperately, bucking her hips again; the fairy needs you inside her, needs to feel that delicious feeling of being filled up by your manhood, stretching and squeezing around you until the creamy reward bursts out, and makes a proper monster slut out of her. It'll feel so good~

I want to fuck a fairy.

>> No.13302921

>>13302916
Jesus christ how horrible. Average is that you? You're one of those guys who types like this.

>> No.13302924

>>13302892
I sentence you to 100 tailpumps.

>> No.13302925

>>13302916
That sounds dumb, still, curiosity is calling.

>> No.13302926

>>13302924
And who's gonna enforce that? You?

Better bring your army, tough guy.

>> No.13302929

>>13302904

>>nurtured a loser like Luka from wimp-dumb-loser to angel-dumb-loser.
>>known to provide shota losers with sexual attention they don't deserve and never will.
>>has forgot how many different ways to kill a man with sex

That poor monster lord took up a hard burden - any foibles, were they to exist (though obviously they don't) deserve only understanding and forgiveness

>> No.13302932

>>13302918
>still trying to blame an irc channel for the thread being shit

>> No.13302934

>>13302919
I'm not really in to the whole stretching a fairy business but you make this sound damn sexy. If only I could cuddle a fairy without losing her in the bed...

>> No.13302936

>>13302921

nope, just a lurkerfag

>> No.13302937

>>13302919
>I want to fuck a fairy.
Now so do I.

>> No.13302940

>>13302932
Yeah, that's totally what I said.

>> No.13302941

>>13302919
I prefer non-stretchy fairies that have beg you to finger fuck them or helplessly rub against you to get off.
Would give her a thorough bath by hand and tuck into a tiny bed regardless.

>> No.13302942

>>13302932
It's a meme that new blood picked up and thinks is the norm.
>Hurr I was only just kidding
>Twas merely an act

>> No.13302946

>>13302919
>>13302934
Yeah anon, how would you live with yourself if you rolled over and squished your waifu in your sleep?

>> No.13302947

>>13302942

>memehate

Fuck off.

>> No.13302951

>>13302946
Why would you sleep in the same bed with a Fairy
That's completely your fault

>> No.13302952

>>13302946
She's magic, I ain't gonna squish shit

>> No.13302953

>>13302951
but muh cuddles...

>> No.13302957

>>13302942
>trying to convince newfags that bobhate is a meme or unfounded
>calling newfags those that rightly tell you fags to fuck off

#tailpussy pls.

>> No.13302960

>>13302941
fairy fucking finger puppets unf yes.

>> No.13302969

>>13302957
>trying to blame a private channel
boogeyman pls.

>> No.13302970

>>13302957
>#tailpussy
You don't have to use that boogieman with everything you don't like you know?

>> No.13302973

>>13302919
Glad to know I wasn't the only one fascinated by Fairy Huggers and the possibilities they open up. And to think I don1t even care about Fairies normally.

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13302980

>>13302919
delete

>> No.13302987

>>13302904
>>13302915

>> No.13302993

>>13302884
Alice's tailpussy is her vore organ tho

>> No.13302997
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13302997

>>13302993
No, she's got a second mouth down there.

>> No.13302998
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13302998

>>13302993
No that organ's higher up, remember?

>> No.13303010

>>13302888
Tailpussy is love, tailpussy is life!

>> No.13303011

>>13302946
>>13302934
>>13302951
>Fairies are quite resistant to physical damage despite their size and they all have a macrophilia fetish for humans and their massive cocks.
>They don't mind you unwittingly crushing them under your massive body while you sleep or being trapped inside your underwear, held between the fabric and your cock by the crushing pressure, unable and unwilling to move even one inch, only able to give you tiny licks to your shaft that could go almost unperceived by you.

>> No.13303013
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13303013

Ok, it's not great, but it is technically coloured.

>Art by...I don't actually know, I've looked everywhere too.
Yeah, if anyone knows, do tell.

>> No.13303022

>>13303011
Holy shit. That sounds pretty cool.

>> No.13303023

>>13303011
K den, fairy waifu for me. Give pls.

>> No.13303027

>>13303011
>going around all day with a fairy squirming against and teasing your dick
Why hello there, boner.

>> No.13303028

>>13303011
God damn it, I didn't want such a raging boner.

>> No.13303031

>>13303013
>if anyone knows
Mithril, the lower quality version of .Less.

>> No.13303039

>>13303031
I had a feeling that was him, but I didn't see it in his gallery.

Anyway, thanks.

>> No.13303047

>>13302969
>>13302970
>boogeyman
>implying we haven't seen the caps from irc of bob telling .less he wants to do something to piss off the thread as much as possible

>> No.13303051

>>13303011
>tfw you will never fairy jockstrap with your waifu
>tfw you will never wear her around tied up ias your underwear
>tfw under your clothes all day
>tfw she won't stop squirming
>tfw constant boner
>tfw you have to wear a diaper too because she's too wet and you'll look like you peed yourself

>> No.13303053

>>13303047
Which IRC? The public one where anyone can claim to be Bob? Or the private one that none of us have been to?

>> No.13303061

>>13303053

Too bad it's a registered Nick and he's the only one who can use it. Nice try though.

>> No.13303065

>>13303022
>>13303023
>>13303027
>>13303028
Now imagine casually talking to the friends of your fairy waifu or even your fairy daughterus, lying to them about not knowing where your waifu is, while she's secretly going crazy just from the constant musky, sweaty smell of your cock and her ineffective attempts to get off by rubbing against it because she's unable to move any limb while pressed against your enormous cock.

>> No.13303066

>>13303047
You're right, we haven't.

>> No.13303067

>>13303047
To be fair, they probably haven't been doing it much lately. They seem to have been on their better behavior since wrangling in those couple new drawfags. After all, they did tell them that we're the bad guys.

But you know newfags, if they haven't seen something in person in the month or two they've been here then they start all that "I haven't seen it so I don't believe it even though I could take ten minutes and look it up in the archive." nonsense.

>>13303053
>Implying there aren't caps that surface occasionally from the secret club

>> No.13303070

>>13303051
Oh yeah that's pretty ho-
>diaper
Oh, Anon. Come on.

>> No.13303074

>>13303061
So we've crossed that off the list. What about photoshop or the mere fact that the pic was tailored to make it look like he was planning something when he was just joking?

>>13303067
How are we sure it's from the secret club if nobody has been there?

>> No.13303077

>>13303053
>>13303066

Be happy to post the cap later. Unless someone has it on hand.

>trying to avoid guilt this hard, when bob has given us such wonderful hits as futacat catbatter, chesicore, manticore spam, burning countless threads

Is his cock flavored something worthwhile, like blueberry, cause you're sucking on that thing like your life depends on it.

>> No.13303079

>>13303077
>Claiming I suck his dick
>Burning countless threads
Can someone post that strawman pic? I need to look at it for a few minutes.

>> No.13303082
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13303082

Is it that time again already?

This reminded me that Stith would actually be a pretty good base for that kangaroo girl people were talking about a few threads back. Just need to defurryfy her.

>> No.13303083

>>13303077
>>13303067
Again, why are you trying to blame an IRC channel no one has been to?

>> No.13303085

>>13303079
>claiming you don't

I notice you didn't try to refute anything else I said, maybe cause you know it's true?

>> No.13303086

It's funny how people hate bob, but talk more about him than any other write/drawfag.

>> No.13303088

>>13303079
Already posted it earlier in the thread.

>> No.13303093

>>13303083
Because it's a meme.
>memehate
>faggot
>lol fuck off
Those don't make it any less of one.

>> No.13303097

>>13303083
>no one
>forgetting their little invites to the channel

>> No.13303098

>>13303086
Seems to be one guy that just has bob has a nemesis or something.

>> No.13303099

>>13303083
>an IRC channel no one has been to
U wot

>> No.13303103

>>13303093
Is it dank memehate?

>> No.13303105

>>13303011
But I'm the one with the macrophilia fetish.

>> No.13303107

>>13303083
But if nobody has been to it, how do you know it exists?

But seriously, they used to come up with ideas there, run full steam with them, then try to prime the threads with them like aural sex and fat fox and smug fox so they could jump in and act like they were fulfilling a demand in the thread with things they were already doing. It was the worst kind of samefagging self-promotion. I remember the first time they got caught was pringle manticore.

>> No.13303111

>>13303088
Oh you did? Thanks I guess.

>>13303085
>>13303079
>Informal fallacy based on misrepresenting an opponent's position
Based on how I do not stand or associate with anything he said I am quite certain this is a legitimate strawman.

>> No.13303112

>>13303098
>one guy
I really want to know if you're this stupid or just baiting

>> No.13303113

>>13303097
>>13303099
I don't recall seeing any invites in the thread, and attempting to join the channel requires a password. So what's it going to be?

>>13303107
[citation needed]

>> No.13303114

>>13303098
>muh vocal minority
Haven't heard that one in awhile, and it's still just as wrong.

>> No.13303115

>>13303098
There's an old joke on /tg/ that there is only one person who posts and that he's a turbo-neckbeard with multiple personalities who gets off on arguing with himself. I like to think that all of the Bob love/hate is just one guy trapped in inner turmoil, screaming in vain on an anonymous imageboard.

>> No.13303117

>>13303093

Funny how it's only >memehate when it's Bob and his friends. If it's ELH, LDR, Inari, Bollocks, Alp, or anyone else it's just "justified hate." But not Bob. Nope. That's all just memes!

>> No.13303124

>>13303113
Look it up in the archives yourself you lazy bastard. Two easy search words, pringles and manticore.

>> No.13303125

>>13303115
That's actually funny to think about and would be better than what it actually is.

>>13303117
No it's still memehate, though they have a basis for it because they caused actual drama themselves.

>> No.13303126

> new to /mgg/
>no idea who bob is

i love drama, please explain

>> No.13303128

>>13303117
I don't really recall anyone hating LDR.

'memehate' is just brought up because you people absolutely refuse to stop talking about him for whatever reason, despite the fact that he never even bothers with the threads anymore. Hell, he posts tiny updates like once a month nowadays.

>> No.13303129

>>13303126
Lurk more.

>> No.13303130

>>13303124
Was it on /a/ or /jp/? I don't remember it besides the picture.

>> No.13303131

>>13303011
>being trapped inside your underwear, held between the fabric and your cock by the crushing pressure
Why hello there boner, how nice to see you.

>> No.13303132

>>13303105
Unfortunately for you, I don't see KC doing a giantess MG since it's not his fetish.

>> No.13303133

>>13303126

He's a writefag who thought futa Chesires was a good idea.

>> No.13303140

>>13303126
He's a guy. He wrote some stuff. Some people liked it. Some people did not. Things happened. We can't make it past 200 posts without his name coming up. His name ensures that the next 200 posts are about him. There's nothing amusing to see here.

>> No.13303141

>>13303128
They also blame him with the whole futa thing when it was actually the thread itself that went overboard with futa after his story.

>> No.13303144
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>>13298828

Tentacles are love. Tentacles are life.

Through the tentacle and the black ichored, saporously nectared vaginas of the Elder Ones, we may begin our journey on the final vaginal frontier.

>> No.13303145

>>13303113

The only way to get into the channel is to suck off one of the cabal or join their shitty website.

>>13303128

There's been plenty of shit flung at them before for promoting their self-published Amazon shit here and their fans acting like that's make >her the pinnacle of writefags.

>> No.13303147

>>13303126
Writefag who likes fetishes that are disagreeable to some vocal folks in the thread.

That's about it.

>> No.13303149

>>13303126
He's a writefag, but he always loves to start shit. Writing futa, spamming his stupid ideas, being butt-buddies with .less and making him draw stuff that makes people mad.

>> No.13303150

>>13303145
>suck off one of the cabal
So since you seem to know so much and have obvious proof, who all is in the channel?

>> No.13303151

>3819 results for "Bob" in the archives
>On /jp/ alone

Jesus guys.

>> No.13303152

>>13303126
He was a guy that was kind of popular then sideswiped a bunch of fans with his shit fetishes in a story, then when he said "Give me a second chance guys. How about cute daughteru?" and crapped out the ending to that hit them again.

Fool me twice in effect after that. And him continuing to push his terrible fetishes while playing the victim.

Only notable because of a drawfag giving staying power to him.

>> No.13303154

>>13303126
>Implying you're a newfag

>> No.13303156

>>13303126
The only writefag with a fervent defense force/fanclub of any sort.

Said fanclub loved to shitpost with futacat at any opportunity.

>> No.13303157

>>13303147
>So I like this and want to do it in my story-
>NO FUCK YOU
>YOU'RE A SHIT
>FUCK OFF
>HOW DARE YOU WRITE FETISHES YOU LIKE IN YOUR OWN STORY
>YOU'RE BEHIND EVERYTHING LIKE SOME ASSHOLE MASTERMIND OF SHIT
Truly it's hard to not think this has become memehate.

>> No.13303159

>>13303130
/a/

>> No.13303162

>>13303141
>implying it wasn't he who suggested it
>implying the vote to make her futa was not defeated
>implying he didn't do whatever the fuck he wanted
>implying he wasn't told countless times to cut it out after the fact and keep his dick lust to himself

What's it like, living in this fantasy world of yours where you ignore facts to make yourself think you're right?

>> No.13303164

Fuck off #tailpussy. This is the fifth time this week you've played the "I'm new" card.

>> No.13303165

>>13303159
Thanks, man. Digging through the archives right now.

>> No.13303166

>>13303147
>Implying it is any way the minority

Reminder that the original shit surprise in Truckercore only got a 14% positive response.

>> No.13303167

>#Tailpussy boogeyman
>Thread turns into an hour-long shitstorm about Bob
>They don't actually care or come here
>Secret Club is probably laughing at our faggotry, and how obsessed we are with them

I wonder how long it'll take people to realize that obsessing with and blaming Bob's secret club just makes us worse...

>> No.13303169

>>13303164
Nice scapegoat.

>> No.13303176

>>13303151
There are almost 1800 more hits for "Bob" on /jp/ than there are for "John Browning" on /k/. Think about that.

>> No.13303177

>>13303167

Oh don't worry. Next we'll get the ELH boogeyman, followed by why KC is shit! Isn't it great! I love these threads!

>> No.13303178

>>13303162
According to the archives they didn't really flip their shit until after the futa thing, and all the posts have extremely similar patterns and typing styles, so chances are it was like 3 or 6 guys who really didn't like that the story didn't go the way they wanted it to.

>> No.13303179

>>13303126
A guy who people bandwagon hate on because he dared write one story with a futa. I can't stand futa either but as far as writing goes he's better than some writefags anons worship.

>> No.13303182

>>13303177
Don't forget the "LDR is worse than ELH" phase followed by circlejerking over how bad MGU is to make ourselves feel better.

>> No.13303183

>>13303178
>People having the same level of disgust is samefagging

Bullshit

>> No.13303187

>>13303176
IIRC there's someone named 'Bob' that's a popular artist or something for Kancolle, so that's going to inflate hits.

>> No.13303188

>>13303182
>Followed by circlejerking over how bad MGU is to make ourselves feel better.
Can we just skip to that part?
Post one of their Mamonome, maybe that'll help.

>> No.13303190

>>13303183
You have any other mind gymnastics to explain it then?

>> No.13303192

>>13303177
>ELH
>Boogeyman
>implying he didn't legit try to destroy the threads back on /a/, only to be laughed out

>> No.13303193

What happened to talking about cute monster waifus...

>> No.13303194

>>13303151
>every single instance of the word bob is from these threads
>even though as>>13303187 said there's an artist that goes by bob

>> No.13303200

>>13303190
>whenever someone posts futa, it's the same 3 guys who speak out against it

No, fuck this, I'm done.

>> No.13303202

>>13303165
https://archive.moe/a/thread/106430590/#106451090
Does this sound right?

>> No.13303203

>>13303193
Don't you know? Nobody here likes "Monsters" or "Waifus".

What people here really like, is whining about artists who don't draw what we like, and complaining that all bad things that happen is because of one writefag with fetishes that people here disagree with.

>> No.13303204
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13303204

>>13303193
We can try and change the subject back to what the thread is about.

>> No.13303205

>>13303167

Makes me happy you fags don't care about me.

>> No.13303206

>>13303157
It's like that one Filthy Frank video. "Balls In My Face", was it?

>FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF BOB
>I was writing a story one day, and had this sub Manticore ide-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>I was writing an update one day, and I decided to make a fut-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>6:30 A.M., about to wake up and update Big Bad Wolf, I went to /mgg/ to tell my readers abo-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>I'm trying to be a good writer, so I write regularly for the people who lik-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>Trying to improve my writing by redoing Laska and M-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>We need to stop the war in Syria-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>Can I please talk about somethin-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>Without gettin-
>FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BOB
>FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BOB
>...Yo, heyo-
>FUCK OFF BOB

I'm sorry.

>> No.13303207

>>13303193
Namefags. Bob, ELH, Mari, .less, Nega, LDR, The faggots that namefag even when they have no new content to show. Namefags ruin everything everywhere on this site, always have and always will.

>> No.13303208

>>13303179
This is basically my feeling.
And it grinds my gears because with Bob displaced from his prime position by the futacat drama, it means that the writefags most generally given unstinting praise are Moose, YBA, and RS, all of whom write rambling go-nowhere wheel-spinning "epic sagas" that try to substitute quantity for quality and apparently succeed in most people's eyes.
I just want someone else to hate what I hate. But when all the vitriol is focused on Bob, nobody does. It's gaaaay

>> No.13303212

>>13303207
Really?

Then why is the only namefag in this whole thread today Kitsoviet? Under a random, unassociated name even?

>> No.13303213

>>13303190
You're not the special snowflake you think you are. A crowd with similar tastes is going to have similar reactions. And the number of responses is on par with the usual number of votes that was in that CYOA. And all you have to do is look at the readership dropoff he had after that to know it's real. Most of the stuff he gets now is just morbid curiosity.

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13303215

>>13303193
I don't know anon, I've found storms to be comfy at a certain level.

>> No.13303221

>>13303193
It's the end of the week. Thursday night and the following 72 hours after that being the most volatile shitposting power hours we have.

>> No.13303222

>>13303206
Dammit, you're inflating the Bob count. I'm trying to do a study here.

>> No.13303225

>>13303208
Yeah, I can't really take any of that lengthy stuff either.

I like Moose though. Never read his story, but I like some of the fanart it's inspired.

>> No.13303226

>>13303213
>number of responses is on par with the votes
And how do you know that? Are you a mod? Can you look at IPs? You assume it's a crowd of people complaining when most of them stand there like fucking zombies as 3 or 4 retards scream at the top of their lungs?

>> No.13303228

>>13303212
Most "namefags" don't actually namefag. See what happens is anons bring drama from IRC or other sites into these threads to try cause shitposting.

>> No.13303235

>>13303208
>Someone else doesn't like Moose's stuff
Glad to see this occasionally so I don't feel like i'm crazy.

>> No.13303237

>>13303228
>Drama from IRC
There isn't any drama there though outside of ELH or LDR. People with three letter names or initials tend to cause drama, directly or indirectly, if you haven't noticed.

>> No.13303238

>>13303207
Most of the names are just those taken from pastebin accounts.

Hell, 'Bob' used something else when he ran his first little CYOA. Wasn't until he made a pastebin account that he got his now-infamous name.

>> No.13303240

>>13303208
You do know most of YBA's stuff is short little uncredited things in these threads right? Like that Community Paladin greentext somebody posted earlier in the thread was one of his really old ones. And most song parodies are him.

>> No.13303245

>>13303226
>Approximately 40'ish people voted on everything about every time
>Approximately 40ish responses to the update, resoundingly negative

>Muh three guys

Did somebody lobotomize you?

>> No.13303252

>>13303237
Well I use "drama" in the loosest sense. It can also include images that were done as an irc in-joke but some autist or lurker had to bring it into here and trigger people and other things like that.

>> No.13303254

>>13303240
You do know Bob's done a fair number of uncredited little greentexts in this thread that were all quite well received, right?

>> No.13303255

>>13303245
Most of the responses were actually pretty positive, IE 'touch it' while kissing her and stuff.

>> No.13303256

>>13303245
Unless these responses were outside of 4chan then you really have an empty argument on an anonymous image board.

>> No.13303257

thread plz not to be shit anymore

>> No.13303263

So, how 'bout them monster girls, eh? I think they're pretty swell.

>> No.13303265

>>13303240
>>13303254
I image that there are quite a few write fags who do things and then don't claim credit.
You can't expect them to take credit for things that are two posts and discussion can you?

>> No.13303271

>>13303252
Isn't it more thread drama since the thread is overreacting to it and not the IRC?

>> No.13303273

kuso thread

>> No.13303274

>>13303263
You can take your monstergirls and fuck right off. This here thread is for bitching about everything we hate.

>> No.13303277

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

>> No.13303278

>>13303256
>Implying somebody is going to samefag ten times every time for months while a CYOA goes on when they have no idea that there will be anything controversial in it
>Further implying that several people did this

There's possible and probable. And nothing you're saying is probable in the least

>> No.13303281
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>>13303263
I sure do love Wights and Trolls and Liches and Ryu and Wurms and ect

>> No.13303288

>>13303278
That's actually pretty plausible, probable, possible, and outright likely.

>> No.13303289

>>13303281
Dragons and undead are indeed best. Liches are okay, but not my favorite. Wights rock, though.

>> No.13303292

>>13303277
Eat a dick fat boy.

>> No.13303296
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13303296

>>13303289
>Liches aren't your favorite
You are still okay in my opinion, mate.
So how about Medusa?

>> No.13303297
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13303297

>>13303281
Shirohebi master race

>> No.13303298

I hate you all.

>> No.13303300

>>13303292
No. Screw you guys, home.

>> No.13303301
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13303301

>>13303204
Oh yes, it would. It would also be a shame if I had to go and use some really high-level magic on the off chance I got upset that my waifu is hurt.

>> No.13303302
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13303302

>>13303297
>Shirohebi
I prefer something other than White Snake.

>> No.13303303

>>13303281
>Lich and Trolls
Alright, that's a good pair. Good shit, friend. Although, I would still take the former over the latter without a thought.

>> No.13303304

>>13303296

Too many heads to pat for only two hands.

Fuck it, let's do this.

>> No.13303305

>>13303281
Wights and Trolls are sexy, Ryus are nice, and Wurms are cute. But I prefer winged Dragons.

Liches are fantastic.

>> No.13303307

>>13303296
Lamias of all type are pure love. And this guy >>13303297 knows his shit.

>> No.13303312
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13303312

>>13303144
>Anonyth Cthulhu! Let's shugg'hu until my ebumna is nglui ftaghu with your gof'nn~
>Make my 'bthnk into a 'fhalma! Become your gof'nn's gnaiih, Anonyth Cthulhu!

>> No.13303315

>>13303302
I want a pygmy Aphophis, manically trying to takeover the kingdom until she's thwarted by her small size.

>> No.13303316

>>13303302
>>13303297
They say milk helps soothe the sting of spicy things.

>> No.13303317

Apophis > Shirohebi > Vanilla lamia > Medusa

Ryu > Wurm > Vanilla Dragon > Wyvern

>> No.13303318

>>13303301
>High level magic
And what if I told you the thing harming your waifu had an invincibility shield that could only be nullified by others with the exact same shield, two specific swords, or the god who made it and its angel army?

>> No.13303320

>>13303297
I really don't like snakes, but they can be real cute.

>> No.13303321

>>13303316
>Milk
Pathetic milk drinker. Drink some mead and grow some hair like a man.

>> No.13303325

>>13303321
Milk is delicious though.

>> No.13303326

>>13303254

>TFW Bob doesn't claim credit
>But Ovaries shills himself for it

>> No.13303327

>>13303317
>Vanilla Dragon
>second to last
Begone, harbinger of shit taste.

>> No.13303335

>>13303321
Milk grows strong bones, anon.
Mead is alright because it's got honey in it.
I cannot grow chest hair due to a rare case of bishounen syndrome.

>> No.13303338

>>13303297
unf
>shirohebi daughteru hatched a few days ago
>still too small to do much of anything on her own
>you and waifu are too busy with work to stay at home with her
>carry daughteru around with you in a basket
>you gat no work done because you can't stop looking at your little babby cuddled up in her basket
>shes still way too young to talk or communicate much but when you pet her occasionally she'll curl her tail around your fingers
>tfw none of this will happen
my frog is so sad you guys.

>> No.13303339

>>13303315
I want a pygmy Apophis trying to wrap around my leg, hugging herself to me. Maybe burying her face in my crotch as she hugs my thigh.

>>13303317
Apophis > Medusa > Shirohebi > Vanilla

Vanilla > Wyvern > Wurm > Ryu

>> No.13303340

>>13303312
>u wot m8

>> No.13303341

>>13303208
>>13303235
Its good to see I'm not the only one here who thinks Anonymoose isn't any good. I never understood all the praise he gets for writing what amounts to a drawn out chuuni fest. Its a shame because the first volume actually had promise.

>> No.13303343

>>13303144

source please

>> No.13303345

>>13303321
I hope your mead makes you feel better when your pelvis turns to dust. Never forsake calcium. Milk is king. So is milk stout

>> No.13303347
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13303347

>>13303312

>Being hit on in R'lyehian

>> No.13303348

At least Bob isn't Earthscorpion. Replace the fetishes with having an ego bigger than the Earth, a tendency of writing grimderp (He once thought up a setting where superheroes were powered by the tears of little girls.), and looking down on people making mistake of the lore of fucking Exalted.

>> No.13303351

>>13303335
You sad, poor man.
Better marry some Holst/Bear/Werewolf waifu and become a lumberjack to man yourself up a bit.

>> No.13303353

>>13303339
>spoiler
The another girls are going to gossip about this little misunderstanding for a very long time.

>> No.13303354

>>13303207

Nega gets mentioned a lot, even after we drove him out. I'm not saying he didn't deserve it, but the guy has been ded for over six months now. He's no longer a problem for us.

>> No.13303356

>>13303343
Try the urls at the bottom right.

>> No.13303357

>>13303312
An unga bunga to you too young lady.

>> No.13303359
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>>13303288

>> No.13303361

>>13303348
>Earthscorpion
Literally who?

>>13303353
>JustAsPlanned.jpg

>> No.13303362
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13303362

Hate this, hate that, you guys are making me want to jump in a pit of Khepris and never come out. [spoiler[Not that I need much convincing, god they're adorable.[/spoiler]

>> No.13303364

>>13303354
If recent threads have taught me anything, it's that writefags you think are dead and gone may be actually just lurking.
Biding their time in the dark shadows, pending a terrible return.

>> No.13303365

>>13303362
I calls first dibs in the cuddlebug pile.

>> No.13303369

>>13303364
May Hathor have mercy on our souls.

>> No.13303370

>>13303339
>Trying to put on pants
>Pygmy apophis waifu wraps around your leg and pins your pants there
>Head is at crotch level, perfect for giving a blowjob.
>She promptly does this, pulling your hardened member for your underwear and sucking it, her eye's locked on yours while she does.
>Her breath is tickling your stomach as she takes your entire length, her fangs are perfectly fitted on either side of your did, touching it just enough to let you know your there.
>She doesn't even blink when you unload down her throat, watching you as you cum.

Would be nice.

>> No.13303372

>>13303348
>A setting where superheroes were powered by the tears of little girls
What?
Was he trying to copy Meduka Meguka or something?

>> No.13303373

>>13303278

That reminds me. Why do faggots like Bob get shat on for causing shit in a CYOA when faggots like Nyanon get a free pass for causing shit in a CYOA?

>> No.13303375
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13303375

>>13303364

You asshats could never kill me, and even if you did striking me down would cause me to become a faggot that you couldn't possibly imagine

>> No.13303376

>>13303362
I love Khepri's too Anon
Use Ctrl+S next time you want to spoiler something though.

>> No.13303377

>>13303348
I don't know who you're talking about so I'm guessing it isn't relevant to this thread

>> No.13303378

>>13303362
I should watch my spoilers more carefully.
>>13303365
I'm sure there's enough Khepri pits for all 3 anons who like them.

>> No.13303381

>>13303370
Dear god, yes it would.

>> No.13303386

>>13303373
Because the thread hasn't made as big of a deal with him as they did with Bob is why. He's also pretty tolerable and friendly.

>> No.13303387

>>13303298

I missed you. The threads aren't the same without you or "you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus" guy.

I still miss "slut enhanced" mia guy and his opposite, though.

>> No.13303393

>>13303378
>Implying there isn't
Oh there is, and soon there will be more than enough for everyone once we're done.

>> No.13303394

>>13303364
>tfw lurking
>Biding my time for just the right moment
>The moment where I write about more monstergirl misadventures once the semester ends


He hates it.

>> No.13303396
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13303396

>>13303373
>>13303386

It's because the only way to summoned The Horny Rat is to post his favorite kind of girl in a suggestive position/sexually imposing.

>> No.13303401

We need an Uncle Pennybags tanuki. One who's obscenely rich, but is more than willing to spend lavishly on others for no other reason than being a bro.

>> No.13303404

>>13303386

In other words, retarded favoritism. Nyanon is just as much of a faggot as Bob is when you look at their actions.

>> No.13303406

>>13301172
Tomboy Dhampir Fencer
Noble and Aloof Vampire Mage
Experienced and somewhat Bitter Dullahan Knight
Quiet and Protective Kunoichi Kunoichi

>> No.13303408

>>13303396
>Massive mousey breasts straining against the thin strip of cloth
That's nice.
Almost as nice as that fantastic ass.

>> No.13303410

>>13303364

Oh, you have no idea.

See you all soon...

>> No.13303411

>>13303381
>Can wrap around you without weighing you down.
>May ride on your neck and, when your alone, position herself just in front of your mouth, her glistening woman hood on display
>Can wrap around your arm and wrist as you sit on the couch, your hands the perfect length for teasing her.
>Finally, can go about your waist so she can grip you like a belt while she piston's on your manhood.

Pygmy is an underrated template.

>> No.13303412

>>13303387
I'm not that guy, I'm just starting to be like him.

>> No.13303413
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13303413

>>13303375
What are you gonna do, procrastinate us to death?

>> No.13303414
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13303414

>>13303401
>Moneybags
>Not a bear

>> No.13303416

>>13303406
>Tomboy Dhampir Fencer
>Noble and Aloof Vampire Mage
First off, tomboys a best.
Second, do these two bicker?

>> No.13303419
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13303419

>>13303347
>>13303357
>>13303340
>YES! Gnaiih my gof'nn hupadgh uln, Anon!
>Shoot your gof'nn uh'e into my shogg'h n'ghft for syha'h! Nog, nog, nog!
>PHHHHL'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.13303420
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13303420

>>13303396
What, like this?

>> No.13303421

Writefag here having trouble with names. What do? My snakegirl needs a name.

>> No.13303423

>>13303420
Shimapan is best pantsu.

>> No.13303427
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13303427

>>13303406
>Kunoichi who suffers from insomnia
>Uses the time she can't spend sleeping instead to leave camp and complete bounty quests, hunt nocturnal animals for more food for the team, or idly guarding the perimeter, filing the night air with a serenade when everyone is asleep

>> No.13303428

>>13303421
If in doubt go full Charon and think of a bad pun.

>> No.13303430

>>13303411
That is a whole lot of yes. Yes indeed.

>> No.13303435

>>13303396
>you will never hotdog a fat-bottomed Giant Mouse with rockin' tits

>> No.13303436

Reminder: ELH is a cunt.

>> No.13303440

>>13303411
Truly. Would love to read some good stories like that.

>> No.13303441

>>13303430
Don't forget that when they are pregnant that they will still be light enough to carry in your arms.

>> No.13303442

>>13303436
nice bait

>> No.13303443

>>13303421
I generally pick a language that seems appropriate for the character and pick a name with a cheeky meaning. Foreshadowing with names is particularly fun.

>> No.13303447

>>13303386

>tolerable and friendly
You could say the same for Bob if you talked to him. Bob was actually well liked before the futa thing happened, it still doesn't explain how one guy gets crucified for fucking up while another gets loved for it.

>> No.13303451

>>13303419

Anon. Stop.

I didn't want to fap to Cthulhu Mythos today but your lewdspeak in R'ylehian is making that incredibly hard.

>>13303413

>Posting Wheel Skeleton
>When literally everybody who cares or knows who I am suffers extreme PTSD from those anus cleaving assholes
>THE WALKERS AND THE WHEELS
>THE NEED FOR SPEED
>GREETINGS, CHOSEN UNDEAD, I AM WHEELSEEKER FRAMPT

We've gone to MAXIMUM HARAM

>> No.13303454

>>13303427
That ninja girl actually looks pretty cu

>> No.13303457
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13303457

>>13303427
You, you're the one that wrote that Kunoichi Onee-san thing aren't you.
If you aren't gonna continue it, pls pastebin it.

>> No.13303458

>>13303447
Why does the BIDF hate Nyanon so much?

>> No.13303460

>>13303421
Melusine

>> No.13303461

>>13303356
i did, but the first is apparently a busy human being 500+ releases. Second one was apparently similar but now closed.

Finding plenty good stuff at first, but still which of these 500+ is the source of pic - not clear.

>> No.13303463

>>13303457
Riddhe please, you won't get her that way.

>> No.13303466

>>13303177
Those two aren't boogeymen because we don't blame them for the quality of the thread, and ELH is pretty fucking autistic, anyway.

>>13303442
Sure thing, buddy.

>> No.13303467

>>13303458

I hate Bob too, its just Nyanon actually got away with being a faggot. It doesn't feel right.

>> No.13303469

>>13303441
Truly little MGs are the bestest.

>> No.13303474

>>13303447
>it still doesn't explain how one guy gets crucified for fucking up while another gets loved for it
Because he didn't stop with the futashit? Because he uses monsterboys? Because he convinced .less all the time to draw the shit he wanted?

I always wanted him to drop all that shit and come back to the threads, but if he prefers that way he can fuck off for all what I care.

>> No.13303475

>>13303458

>implying both of them aren't shit writefags

>> No.13303476

>>13303457
>Kunoichi Onee-san thing aren't you.
Y'know, off-topic a bit, but I'm really in a mood for onee-sans today. Anybody else? I don't know why really.

Maybe it's the reposted Paladin Family Onee-sans story that got posted earlier today. Maybe it's some stuff I heard on the radio. Who knows. But I'm just in the mood for 'em. Post onee-sans!

>> No.13303477

>>13303467
Then hate on him. Just don't try to convince others to hate on someone you don't like. The "memehate" effect is really non existent. People all hate Bob for their own reasons people also don't hate Nyanon for their own reasons.

>> No.13303480

>>13303457
I was gonna, but then stopped because life.

Also, I didn't know where else to take it.

>> No.13303486

>>13303475
I didn't imply that. The quality of their works are up to you.

>> No.13303487
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13303487

>>13303476

Impregnating. Dark Elf Oneesan. No collar. Final Destination.

>> No.13303488

>>13303477

Whatever you say NIDF.

>> No.13303490 [SPOILER] 
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13303490

>>13303420
What about this?

>> No.13303494

>>13303488
You keep trying to make this a thing. It's not going to become a thing. Stop forcing.

>> No.13303501

>>13303463
Riddhes expressions make for the best macros.
It's even better now that SRWZ4 Tengoku-hen is out.
>>13303476
We don't have art of monstergirl Onee-sans though.
>>13303480
You could always bin what you have completed and come back to it once you have the motivation, I can even link you back to them if you so desire.

>> No.13303507

>>13303474
I'm not sure what you're getting at here. You only wanted him to come back so long as he stopped doing what he wanted, or what?

>> No.13303509

>>13303501
SRWZ3*

>> No.13303510 [DELETED] 

>>13303156

>> No.13303512

>>13303490
Where can I find uncensored?

>> No.13303515

>>13303501
http://pastebin.com/Kz2eFiq7

>> No.13303516

>>13303510
Huh?

>> No.13303520

>>13303512
Internet.

>> No.13303521

>>13303469
Hey Anon,
What if there was a Pygmy echidna who gave birth to Dire daughterus?

>> No.13303523

>>13303510
I think you forgot the rest of your post.

>> No.13303524
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13303524

>>13303419
>Congratulations! It's a shoggoth!

>>13303451
It's even better when you understand R'lyehian, right?
www.yog-sothoth.com/wiki/index.php/R%27lyehian

>> No.13303527

>>13303477

If I'm honest I think both the Bob hate and Nyanon love is just a few people samefagging in both camps. I personally couldn't give a fuck about either of them, but notice their names used a lot in the threads.
Then I read their stuff and find them both to be fairly average, the difference being that Bob has been around longer and has a few questionable fetishes, while Nyanon just seems to be the standard modern writefag who made a couple of failed CYOAs.

I just don't get the fuss about either of them

>> No.13303528

>>13303512
Just to the right of your post number. It looks like a little blue triangle.

>> No.13303529

>>13303521
It would be extremely painful.
For fuck's sake.

>> No.13303531

>>13303512
Do an iqdb search.

>> No.13303532

>>13303474
>Because he didn't stop with the futashit?
Understandable

>Because he uses monsterboys? Because he convinced .less all the time to draw the shit he wanted?
Ok this actually made me laugh. How pathetic are you?

>> No.13303533

>>13303515
Awesome, with that Precure oriented reaction pic from the previous thread, I figured you weren't kill.

>> No.13303534

>>13303487
Somebody, please, if you have it, post a screencap of that one Dark Elf Onee-san impregnation greentext from a few days ago. The one with ravishing her as she was in a drugged-out slumber.

>> No.13303535

>>13303494

You guys made the BIDF a thing. And it doesn't even make sense because everyone including me hates Bob.

>> No.13303537

>>13303527
I don't either. What can you do?

>> No.13303538
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13303538

>>13303534
Yep.

>> No.13303541

>>13303538
Thank you anon. Thank you.

>> No.13303542

>>13303515
Nice. Always good to see some Kunoichi love.

>> No.13303544

>>13303535
You mean my writefag cheering team I'm vice president for made your writefag feel bad about themselves. Get a grip and stop trying to divide and conquer.

>> No.13303551

>>13303490
But I have that uncensored already.

>> No.13303552

>>13303521
All the pygmies.

>Pygmy Anubis who likes to cuddle up in your lap and hug your middle tight
>Pygmy Dragon, Wyvern, Werebat or Vampire creating a wing-cocoon around your head

Just wondering, is there any functional different between "Pygmy" as we're using it, and Loli? Besides the implication of age associated with Loli?

>> No.13303555

>>13303527

This. Even some newfag writers like PRW have more personality in their writing than either of those guys. Even Alp's stuff is a more interesting read. No bully. ok, maybe a little bully

>> No.13303558

>>13303552
>is there any functional different
no

>> No.13303559

>>13303552
Give them hips, thighs, and a butt.

>> No.13303563

>>13303544

I just said I hated Bob too. We're united in our Bob hate but are divided on the Nyanon issue.

>> No.13303568

oh well...
>some ship is about to sink
>every monstergirl nearby who's single gathers in hope of getting a husband
>turns out it's a navy vessel
>half of the sailors alps into nereids upon sinking
>they immediately snatch away the other half of the crew
>'native' monstergirls get nothing
>they try not to cry
>cry a lot
and this is why the sea is salty

>>13303516
>>13303523
accidentally hit enter instead of backspace

>> No.13303572

>>13303362
"I've been fortunately chosen...... I'm so happy...... My King......♥"

>> No.13303573

>>13303558
Alright.

>>13303559
But the best lolis have those anyway.

So, we can all agree that labels aside, small girls, with nice curves, and mature but cute personalities, are a best?

>> No.13303574

>>13303559
So, shortstacks?

>> No.13303575 [SPOILER] 
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>>13303551
Are you trying to sass me? It sounds like you're sassing me.

>> No.13303577

>>13303416
But of course.

>> No.13303580

>>13303552
Loli is a body type.
A pygmy is a member of an ethnic group where all the members of the group are unusually short.

Pygmy Anubis is an ethnic group of Anubis where all their members are short, while most other ethnic groups of Anubis tend to be much larger.

>> No.13303581

>>13303575
Have that one too.
More.

>> No.13303582

>>13303574
Nah, shortstacks are all around balanced. Busty without looking ridiculous, nicely curved...

But also good, yes.

>> No.13303586

>>13303573
Indeed.
http://exhentai.org/s/c272ca3335/471542-109

>> No.13303588

>>13303555

I want to bully both Alp and Ben Stein until they delete all of their pastebin stories.

>> No.13303590

>>13303507
I want him to come back as how he was before all the drama started.

>>13303532
>Ok this actually made me laugh. How pathetic are you?
What? Don't confuse me for someone who is mad at him because .less didn't made my request, but there was a moment when the only thing .less used to draw was manticore, laska, some picture to troll people, laska again, and so on. It was annoying.

>inb4 .less can draw whatever he wants
Yes he can, but my point still stands

>> No.13303594

>>13303573
Damn straight they are.

>> No.13303597

>>13303515
Oh hey it's shit, what do you know.

>> No.13303598

>>13303580
>>13303552
Also, this means that pygmy Anubis can be further divided by ther body types, giving you loli pygmy Anubis, short-stack, bimbos and more.

>> No.13303599

>>13303580
>Loli is a body type.
Precisely my point.

So, given that pygmies are ethnic groups where all members are unusually short, would they count as having "Loli" body-types?

>>13303586
>Jun
You. You are mah nigga.

>> No.13303600

>>13303555
How do I fix this no personality problem?

>> No.13303607

>>13303598
>Pygmy Anubis pile filled with various kinds and flavors

>> No.13303610

>>13303597
>It's shit
I mean listen...
It's me we're talking about. What did you expect?

>> No.13303611

>>13303599
>So, given that pygmies are ethnic groups where all members are unusually short, would they count as having "Loli" body-types?
No, see:
>>13303598

>> No.13303619

>>13303598
>Loli Anubis
>Shortstack Anubis
And thus I shall make it my life's work to seek out a tribe of Pygmy Anubi.

>>13303611
So basically yes, but not all of them, as there would be more variance than JUST loli.
Alright, just clarifying.

>> No.13303621

>>13303610
>http://pastebin.com/Kz2eFiq7
After giving it a second chance I still want you to kill yourself.

>> No.13303623

>>13303581
I got nothin. I have failed you.
More of a small ass folder and too lazy to continue combination, but that doesn't change the fact.

>> No.13303628

>>13303600

You do the opposite of shit tier writers like Bollocks and other people who tend to half-ass it by making characters relatable in some way.

Dan Dreiberg from The Watchmen is an example of this.

>> No.13303629

>>13303621
Not him but why?

>> No.13303633

>>13303600

If you're Alp, stop being so self conscious. You're pretty good. Ocelot hand gesture and all.
If you're Nyanon, try and develop a personality beyond YEAH I FUK MOUSE. I actually agree with the other anon that all the praise probably comes from three people samefagging.
If you're Bob STOP WITH THE FUTA SHIT JESUS FUCK GODDAMN

>> No.13303634

>>13303628
>like Bollocks
I dunno, that MILF Grapesnake was pretty packed with personality.

But then, that's just one example I suppose.

>> No.13303635

>>13303628
>armchair critic

>> No.13303636

>>13303629
Why should I give a reason?

I hate the story, no reason needed.

>> No.13303642

>>13303628
I can see it now. I'll keep that in mind.
>>13303633
Alright, got it.

>> No.13303645

>>13303636
I don't like you. Maybe you should kill yourself.

>> No.13303648

>>13303590
Sorry for calling you pathetic, but it's still silly to complain that he's into monster boys or whatever. I get the futa part because those things were posted all the time for days.

>> No.13303649

>>13303645
You first cocksucker.

>> No.13303651

>>13303649
Ladies first. You should know this by now.

>> No.13303652

>>13303312
>go to the movies with lovecraftian waifu
>she starts getting freaky even before the ads start
>she takes my hand and puts it in her Dhomm-cth
>it's screaming with fluids
>start stroking along it, caressing the Oggghornoakes that grow in its insides
>she starts making small agonies from my touch
>reality distorts as the R'iqurathag pierces existance with my waifu's orgasmic massacre
>a glowing color never before seen in the universe cries from her external stomach as her eyebrow whispers to me the true names of the stars
Couldn't even enjoy the movie, but it was so worth it

>> No.13303655

>>13303651
>>13303649
Would both of you fags stop already?

>> No.13303657

>>13303651
Exactly, which is why I said first.

>> No.13303659

>>13303636
It's the borderline /ss/, isn't it? O-Okay.

The rope is going around my neck.
I'm tying it to the ceiling fan.
I'm stepping off the stool, and--

>> No.13303660

>>13303655
I was having fun.

>> No.13303661

>>13303652
>Go to the movies with lovecraftian waifu
Reminds me of Harblabor's Occult Anubis story, where witnessing SOMETHING behind them in the theater compelled the main characters to make out.

And damn, it was nice.

>> No.13303666

>>13303659
the rope broke cause you're fat

>> No.13303671

>>13303659
Realizing that ceiling fan mounts aren't meant to hold the weight of an adult man?

>> No.13303672

>>13303659
You know you shouldn't let armchair critics force you to write what you don't want to write. If you want to write borderline /ss/, then do it.
Seriously, do you write to fulfill the wants and needs of people who really don't care about your stories or the people who like what you've been writing until know?

>> No.13303676

>>13303659
It breaks under the weight of how much of a faggot you are.

Next time run into high-speed traffic.

>> No.13303679

>>13303672
A writer should write for themselves. Never their audience. Be cordial and respectful of your audience and take criticism with grace, but never bow to their demands.

>> No.13303682

>>13303676
>Next time run into high-speed traffic.
>semi trucks are absorbed into his massive rolls
>he hungers

>> No.13303686

>>13303679

If they write for themselves, why publish their stuff?

>> No.13303690

>>13303679
then why-
>>13303686
dammit, I was about to say that.

>> No.13303691

>>13303686
On the off chance other people like their shit.

It's nice to have effort appreciated, and give them something they enjoy to read.

>> No.13303693

>>13303686
So they don't starve? Because they like telling stories and stories are meant to be heard/read?

>> No.13303695

>>13303686
Shhhh. You cannot reason with the Calf Fries on this point.

>> No.13303698

>>13303679
I think a writer should write for others and themselves, and not allow everyone to walk all over them with their demands.

>> No.13303699

>>13303686
If one single person enjoys a story that I write, then that is more then enough for me even if they never leave any feedback.

>> No.13303700

>>13303686
Because they still wish to share.

You're also making this out to be an exclusive thing. Writing for yourself doesn't mean you never want to publish or show others your thing. It means just that - writing what you want to write.

>> No.13303701

>>13303686
They're desperate for attention.

Ok, not really. It's a bit of >>13303691 and a bit of expecting to get some constructive criticism.

>> No.13303704

>>13303672
I just write what I like.
That is, when I do actually write.

>> No.13303710

>>13303704
Then keep writing. If people like it they like it, and if they don't like it then they don't like it.
It's not why I write, which is to try and appeal to people through comedy, but maybe this will work for you?

>> No.13303717

>>13303635

>Implying i'm wrong

>>13303634

Personality in what way? Wooden 70s pornographic dialog that couldn't even make Gilbert Goddfrey erect?

>> No.13303719

>>13303704
I know that feeling.

>> No.13303721

Would you rather play a Persona game with Monster Girls or a proper SMT game with MGs?

>> No.13303726

>>13303717
>Having such a large ego you think you're right
Shouldn't you be dipping waffles in a trough of syrup while playing as a girl in an online sim world?

>> No.13303728

>>13303721
SMT for quantity of MGs.
Persona for quality of relationships with said MGs.

>> No.13303734

>>13303721
Would depend on the girls in the persona game.

>> No.13303735
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13303735

>>13303721
I on;y have experience with the mainline SMTs, so I'd go with that one.

>> No.13303737

I made a poll thing!
Just to satiate my curiosity.

http://strawpoll.me/4093325

>> No.13303738

>>13303717
Someone get this hothead outta here.

>> No.13303739

>>13303728
>>13303721

I think I'd prefer a relationship-builder type game.
Don't get me wrong, fugging 500 different monstergirls in MGQ is fun and all, but delving a bit deeper into their personalities and idiosyncracies would be nice. It's what I read writefaggotry for

>> No.13303740

>>13303721
Persona, because of the focus on relationships.

I want to MAX my Social Link with Anubis Senpai!

>> No.13303741

>>13303721
SMT

>> No.13303743

>>13303734
Well going off of the girls personality I guess you'd have to compare them to monster girls and see what fits the most.

>> No.13303744

>>13303739
So, Persona then?
Or something more complicated than its 10-Step Process?

>> No.13303749

>>13303735
>Error: you cannot delete posts this often
What the fuck? It's only bern less than 44 minutes since I deleted that other one.

>> No.13303751

>>13303744
I never played Persona and I don't even know what SMT stands for.
I'm from /d/, I haven't played an RPG in like 12 years

>> No.13303769

>>13303751
You disgust me, for several reasons.

>> No.13303774

>>13303726

I'm right because I am he, just as he is me. Unless i'm him.

>> No.13303775

>>13303751
Awful. But I'm a spoonfeeding faggot so...
SMT = Shin Megami Tensei, a long-running Japanese RPG series. Started in a vein similar to Final Fantasy, but is very much its own monster, with a greater focus on player input deciding the route of the story, and recruiting monsters, demons rather, from random encounters to fight for you.
Persona is a spin-off series, with similar mechanics, but a greater focus on building relationships with your party members.

>> No.13303781

>>13303775
>Persona is a spin-off series, with similar mechanics, but a greater focus on building relationships with your party members.
GAAAAAY.

>> No.13303784

>>13303734
>Lovable Naive Wurm as Chariot girl who wants others to take her seriously intellectually
>Shirohebi Priestess who wants to becomestrong enough to stand up for herself and protect those she cares about
>Dhampir Magician best friend who wants to be seen more as a girl by her peers, especially by you
>Apophis Hanged Man who has resigned herself to the gyaru lifestyle, because if the others are going to accuse her of beig a bitch, she might as well be one. Later goes back to her old adorable frumpy nerd look at MAX
>Mojyo Kunoichi Devil who stalks you at night on the day you first encounter her link. May or may not be a character you can only communicate with through phone texting at night until you finally meet her face-to-face at MAX Rank
>Pharaoh-senpai Empress who, despite her very distant nature, cares deeply about the students and the team she leads, but finds it hard to express herself honestly due to her upbringing
>Senior Jinko Strength girl you meet at the Track club. Her older brother is terminally? ill and she wants to become an Olympics-tier track runner to fulfill his dream for him

All the possibilities.

>> No.13303788

>>13303751
Well SMT is Shin Megami Tensei which is mainly just a very popular and very longrunning Nippon RPG. Persona is a spinoff, but it focuses on the relationship aspect more than the combat. Think of it like a VN but with RPG elements and RPG combat situations
Also, welcome, traveller.

>> No.13303794

>>13303781
Wrong.
>Building these relationships gives you tons of bonuses, like:
>Creating even stronger demons early game
>Learning to use team attacks
>Making their own personas evolve into MegaKillerPersonamon
>Getting your teammates to die for you
That last one will happen at Rank 1.

>> No.13303797

>>13303775
Before SMT was Majin Tensei, and before that was Digital Devil Story, which was adapted into an OVA.

>> No.13303798

>>13303784
>>Apophis Hanged Man who has resigned herself to the gyaru lifestyle, because if the others are going to accuse her of beig a bitch, she might as well be one. Later goes back to her old adorable frumpy nerd look at MAX
Yes. YES. YES! Dear God, YES!

>
>Pharaoh-senpai Empress who, despite her very distant nature, cares deeply about the students and the team she leads, but finds it hard to express herself honestly due to her upbringing
I'd probably only do this SL to unlock the Justice Route, her Anubis friend with self-worth issues, since she feels that no one ever appreciates the work that she does.

>> No.13303803

>>13303784
Oh god, yes. The Kunoichi and Dhampir. Too good. Would definitely play through just for those.

>> No.13303808

Compare me to a fruit.

>> No.13303811

>>13303808
You're a durian.

>> No.13303813

>>13303808
People like to stick their thumb in you.

>> No.13303814

>>13303811

You answer correctly

Take this macca and a life stone.

>> No.13303819

>>13303808
Fruit monster girls when?

>> No.13303821
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13303821

>>13303819
When you get with a PUDI PUDI girl.

>> No.13303822

>>13303811
He's a former commando in the French Armed Forces, who used his citizenship from said service to attend culinary school and become a master pastry chef?

>> No.13303824

>>13303819
Maple Dryads with super delicious syrupy love juices when?

>> No.13303827

>>13303822
Nah, he's a spiky fruit with foul smelling flesh that tastes good.

>> No.13303830

>>13303824
Chocolate slimes when?

>> No.13303835

>>13303827
I know what a durian is.

But you apparently have no idea what I was talking about. And that's fine, it's a niche.

>>13303824
I recall the other day we discussed Aloe Alraunes licking and wetting your body with their fluids to give relief from sunburns.

>> No.13303837

>>13303830
Ice Cream Slimes when?
Seriously, I want to have a foursome with a Vanilla Slime, Chocolate Slime, and Orange Sherbert Slime

>> No.13303841

>>13303837
>no mint

>> No.13303842

>>13303717
>Personality in what way? Wooden 70s pornographic dialog that couldn't even make Gilbert Goddfrey erect?
To me she came off as charmingly eccentric.

>> No.13303844

>>13303841
I find mint completely disgusting. I'm not dissing it, I'm not calling your tastes shit for liking it, I just DO NOT LIKE IT.

>> No.13303845

>>13303784
>Alternative Strength path with Kakuen kendo member who is shadowed by and compared to her older sister who also used to be a pro kendo master years ago
I'd go for that instead.
Not that there's anything wrong with tigers.

>> No.13303847

>>13303844
Fair enough.

What more food monster girls would there be? Gingerbread woman?

>> No.13303848

>>13303837
>Orange sherbert slime girl
My brother. She would be getting constant oral attention.

>> No.13303851
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13303851

>>13303821
>PUDI PUDI girl.
is it time for foodstuff girls yet? It's been months.

>> No.13303853

>>13303848
It's so good, and the flavor is enhanced even further by vanilla.

>>13303847
CC Cake Woman?

>> No.13303854

>>13303851
My only thought when I see that picture is how it looks like she's using the spoon as an inserted strapon.

>> No.13303855

>>13303853
>CC Cake Woman?

Christmas Cake? It's perfect!

>> No.13303856

>>13303851
Flanny's adorable.

Unless you're a pancake in which case she's pure evil.

>> No.13303862

>>13303842

Fag

>> No.13303887

>>13303835
I know who you're talking about

>> No.13303895

>>13303784
>>13303845
>MAX Ranking the girl AND girlfriending her enables you to invite her up to the roof on non-Rainy days to [REDACTED]
>This gives you a small, temporary stats bonus the next time you venture the dungeons of the game

>> No.13303902 [SPOILER] 
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13303902

>>13303851
>>13303856
There's something wrong with me if I read the word flan and this was the very first thing that popped in my head isn't there?

>> No.13303907

>>13303902
When I think of Flan I think of Desty Nova.

>> No.13303910

>>13303902
No. That episode always goes through my head when I see flan.
>BUY FLANTASY FLAN
>BUY FLANTASY FLAN
>BUY FLANTASY FLAN
>IT'S DOC GERBIL'S WOOOOOOORLD

>> No.13303912

>>13303910
>>IT'S DOC GERBIL'S WOOOOOOORLD
Yeah that'll be stuck in my head the rest of the night.

>> No.13303917

>>13303575
Can I get a link to that?

>> No.13303918
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13303918

>A fairy will never attempt to seduce you by covering herself in royal honey and having someone deliver her to you as your evening dessert.

>> No.13303921

>>13303902

THE MAN IN GAUZE THE MAN IN GAUZE

KING RAMSEEEEESSSSS WOOOOOAAAHHHHH

>> No.13303922

>>13303912
I'll make it easier on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7mTJg2qmWs

I like to think young monsters love the show.

>> No.13303924

>>13303887
Okay then.

>>13303895
Among other things and locations I should think, if the game went all out with MGs...

>> No.13303925

>>13303918
>royal honey

Is that like Royal Jelly? Wouldn't the MG equivalent of that be dangerous.

>> No.13303928

>>13303917
I'm Lazy. Search yudepii on danbooru.

>> No.13303933

>>13303925
Loli Queen Bees drink it to grow up big and strong before slaughtering their younger sisters to assure they are the only queen

>> No.13303934

>>13303925
I don't think it could be dangerous, but it could be an aphrodisiac if it was specifically made by a Honeybee MG.

>> No.13303936

>>13303922
>I like to think young monsters love the show.
They better, god why were cartoons so much better back then but all suck now?

>> No.13303942

>>13303936
More creativity and they could do adult jokes and themes better.

>> No.13303947

>>13303928
Grazie

>> No.13303955
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13303955

>All this talk of royal honey/jelly
>Ignoring the most radical queen in radical space

>> No.13303972

>>13303955
Dragon Queen is best queen.
Alien Queen sucks.

>> No.13303980

>>13303955
Xeno a shit.

>> No.13303985

>>13303955
No thanks. I like there not being any unnecessary holes in my body.

>> No.13303987

>>13303972
>You will never be breast fed by a Queen Dragon who takes a liking to you

>> No.13303991

>>13303955
Imagine being the patriarch of an alien hive.
>Just as territorial and aggressive as their movie counterparts, thought they don't kill, they just rough intruders up and toss them out
>Most of the time
>Hundreds of girls calling you daddy
>They practice their stalking, hunting and attacking on you all the time, always ending with you being latched onto and hugged relentlessly
>Fiercely competitive with each other over who your favorite is

>> No.13303994

>>13303987
>A Queen Dragon will never treat you as the most valuable asset of her vast kingdom
>She'll never have you protected by her best royal guards who are on par with legendary heroes in terms of skill

>> No.13304007

>>13303991
Well, I guess that doesn't sound SO bad.

>> No.13304038
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13304038

>Apparently all the text in part 1 of MGQ Paradox is like double or triple all 3 chapters of the VN combined
How do you like waiting years for translations?

>> No.13304047
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13304047

>>13304038
It's ok if it means getting a fun, enjoyable game.

>> No.13304049
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13304049

>>13302845
>Dumb Concept

Asking for trouble.

>> No.13304050

>>13303918

Fuck that made me sad thinking of some Cortana shit at the end.

I've always wanted to do that. Look into your eyes and touch you... with a hand that's just the right size.

>> No.13304053

>>13304038
I don't play shit so I could care less.

>> No.13304054

>>13304047
Well if they stop doing updates constantly the translators could get to work properly.
Though it's also much easier to translate than the VN, meaning if Dargoth and the others get on their A game they could possibly get it done in roughly half a year or 3/4 a year for all parts and not just part 1

>> No.13304078

>>13304049
Do you think Yao prefers rimjobs to having her pussy eaten out?

>> No.13304085

>>13304078
Probably.

>> No.13304090

>>13304053
I hate these word crimes.

Like I could care less;
That means you do care
(At least a little)

>> No.13304092

>>13304049
>Both these girls have tailpussies
And both those girls are shit.

Alma would honestly be my fave Holy Knight if she wasn't a literal man eating demon, I mean shit she has a Guro and Vore fetish.

>> No.13304097

>>13304078
>>13304085

"tongue-punch my fartbox"

>> No.13304104

>>13304078
I don't know. I just want to impregnate her through anal doggy style sex.

>> No.13304106

>>13304092
Reminder Granberia is mushy/vanilla as fuck.

>> No.13304107

>>13304090
Nope, I legitimately do not care about Paradox.

>> No.13304116

>>13304107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

>> No.13304119

>>13304107
If you don't care then don't respond to Paradox related things saying "I don't care".

>> No.13304122

>>13304106
I'd any of the other three Holy Knights, except for maybe Erubetie.
Granberia is cool because she's spaghetti as fuck and would be fun to tease, plus she can help me Git Gud.
Tamamo is a Loli, but after she awakens her old body she has sex in that form almost exclusively, plus Mofu.
Erubetie I'm not very fond of because she seems to want to lock me in a rape cave and never let me leave, which doesn't sound like a fun time to me. Although she would make a fantastic waterbed.

>> No.13304124

>>13304116
Why on earth would I listen to this fuckface?

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13304137

>>13304122
>Erubetie
I actually like her.

>> No.13304142

How can you prove somebody wrong in calling you "lewd" when you're basically the Vanilla Lord?

>> No.13304150

>>13304142
Nandatte?

>> No.13304152

>>13304142
You can't.

>> No.13304158

>>13304137
>Wigwams

That's my schtick you son of a bitch.

...That's my schtick you son of a Cu Sith!

>> No.13304165

>>13304158
>Cu Sith, the seat cushion that greats you with a smile.

>> No.13304166

>>13304158
No need to be jealous you alp.

>> No.13304167

>>13304142
What

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13304172

>>13304158
I copied your thing because I liked it. Are you frustrated?

>> No.13304176

>>13304116
That was brilliant. I've always loved Weird Al.

>> No.13304189

>>13298782
Panic and followed quickly by almost drowning. I'm going have to go with Ara-Ara Tier Christmas Cake Kraken.

>> No.13304190

>>13304176
Saw him in concert back in 2009. Was worth every cent.

>> No.13304195

>>13304190
I should probably see him when he comes to town. What's it like going to a live show of his? I hope it's incredibly wacky.

>> No.13304203

>>13298921
Yuri with Waifu?!

Anon I think you are on to something! You mad genius!

>> No.13304205

>>13304195
He was pretty wacky but definitely seemed like a nice guy. Best part is what you hear on the CD's is what you hear on stage. He is a very talented singer and you can hear everyone sing his songs with him.
Very good show.

>> No.13304213

>>13304203
I'd only do Yuri with my waifu if I could actually go back to being a man at some point.

>> No.13304217

>>13304150
>>13304167

Some asshole keeps trying to impugn my character by calling me lewd when i'm very reserved in my fetishes.

Which may or may not include licking wine of an Apophis' navel

>> No.13304218

>>13304213
I don't know, I'd like being a cute girl all the time, as long as I could still have my waifu.

>> No.13304222

>>13304218
Well that's your thing, but I would want my fishing pole and family jewels back after experiencing that.

>> No.13304225

>>13304218
Faggot.

>> No.13304227

>>13304205
Thanks for letting me know. I'll be sure to check him out the next time he's in my city.

>> No.13304236

>>13304227
Do it, I know the one I saw him at (Grand Haven Summer Festival in Michigan) he did a mix of new and old.

>> No.13304239

>>13304236
What songs would Weird Al make if MGs were around?

>> No.13304245

>>13304239
Probably something about Touch Fluffy Tail.

>> No.13304261

>>13304104
What? Fuck her ass so much, and pump her full of so much cum, that it drools out over and into her pussy?

>> No.13304263

>>13304218
Me too anon, me too.

>> No.13304265

>>13304261
Yes.

>> No.13304304

>>13304213

He's a weird thought: If a man becomes an Alp for wanting the D, and then starts liking girls again and becomes a lesbo, does he/she "unAlp" back into being a guy? Does he/she grow a dick without completely switching genders and becomes a hermaphrodite? Do they only change in mind or in body as well?

>> No.13304307

>>13304304
Who knows? It may just depend on if you just want a dick back or if you want to be a real man instead of an it?

>> No.13304312

>>13304304
>and then starts liking girls again and becomes a lesbo
Not possible.

>> No.13304313

>>13304304
If a dude becomes an Alp, their interests are always going to be locked on men.

>> No.13304315

>>13304304
>>13304307
Not possible, always full TF to female with fixation on the cock.
Besides, it's a requirement to be a homosexual to become an Alp.

>> No.13304319

>>13304304
>If a man becomes an Alp for wanting the D, and then starts liking girls again and becomes a lesbo
Despite some of the jokes around here, I'm fairly certain that Alp-dom is not quite so fickle.

>> No.13304320

>>13304315
It's also a requirement to be an incubus as well.
A regular man can't Alp unless he's also an Incubus.

>> No.13304321

>>13304304
Cut it off already.

>> No.13304322

>>13304315
Technically I think it can happen if they are Bi, then it just ends with the alp teaming up with his wife/GF (if he had one) to go double team a guy.

>> No.13304325

>>13304320
You can become an Incubus through enough exposure to Demonic energy, besides like >>13304322 said even if you have a wife you always end up wanting the dick in the end.

>> No.13304328

>>13304319
Hey, anyone who sucks of their bros dick and forgets to say "No Homo" deserves to be an Alp. That's just how these things work. Always remember to say "No Homo" if you don't want to Alp.

I was in the Gym Showers with a friend, and when I asked him to pass the soap, he accidentally dropped it. He wasn't raped or anything, but when he bent down to pick it up he saw my dick and forgot to say "No Homo". I had to spend that night comforting a poor fresh Alp.

>> No.13304330

>>13304322
I can only imagine an alp luring someone in with promises of bullying only for an ushi to appear once she gets them home.

>> No.13304336

>>13304304
All No.

>> No.13304337

>>13304325
Yes, but you still need to be an Incubus to Alp.
Though with a strong enough exposure and other things he could quickly transition from Human to Incubus to Alp,

>> No.13304343

>>13304304
...That's not how sexuality works, man.

>> No.13304345

>>13304337
>Strong enough exposure
That's displayed when a Lilim like Durella just nukes an area with Demonic Energy to turn it into a demon relm.
Men literally instantly Alp out of nowhere, no transition at all because of the insane saturation.

>> No.13304346 [DELETED] 

>>13304330
>stealing a man after another monstergirl's already claimed them

Unless the alp's sharing that's got to violate some monstergirl sis code.

>> No.13304348

>>13304343

But I thought we were on CrazyAsFuckLand a.k.a. Monstergirl General?

>> No.13304351

>>13304348
I think you're looking for /d/

>> No.13304352

>>13304346
It was a trap all along, is what I was getting at.

>> No.13304353

>>13304345
No there's a transition, but it may happen so quickly that it may not even look like one.

>> No.13304354

>>13304346
I think he was saying like...

>Guy was married to an Ushi-Oni
>Alps
>Lures a new guy back to their home
>Guy's expecting a couple of Alps when the one luring him mentions her "Girlfriend"
>Gets blindsided by an Ushi

>> No.13304355

>>13304348
You're obviously mistaken if you think that's where you are.

>> No.13304356

>>13304328
>TFW entire High School Football Team Alped
Damn that tradition to slap your teammate's asses. Damn you.

>> No.13304358

What if demonic energy works like radiation and there are different types of them? Succubi would emit gamma demonic energy or something.

>>13304348
Suspension of disbelief, dude!

>> No.13304362

You think Druella browses /hbg/ and then gets pissed at how many people spell her name wrong? Could I be spelling her name wrong right now?

>> No.13304364

>>13304362
How do you spell Deruella?

>> No.13304365

>>13299411
That fits perfectly.

>> No.13304367

>>13304328
I'm saying if shit liked that happened, you'd Alp whether you said it or not.

I mean shit that gets called "Gay" but really isn't. You're not going to Alp just because you're insecure and think you MIGHT be craving D, and then turn back cause it turns out you actually don't. Alp-Magic just KNOWS.

Conversely, if you are actually craving the D on some level, no amount of "No Homo" is gonna keep you from Alpin'.

>> No.13304369

>>13304358
No it's just one type of energy.

>>13304362
I bet she namefags without contributing anything.

>> No.13304373

>>13304369
And commissions lots of drawings of her husbando with her lilim cash.

>> No.13304375

>>13304367
Anon "No Homo" is a sacred spell crafted from the ancients. It was designed to dispell Alping energies. Every man should know it in case they falter and don't want to Alp.

>> No.13304377

>>13304362
I would assume she shitposts about how many men she's been with when in reality she's a ronery virgin who has never even been touhced by a man, on account of them all running shitless due to her reputation

>> No.13304380

Lots of excuses to validate dick cravings today.

>> No.13304381

>>13304328
Haha, no dude, I'm not gay. I was, like, only pretending. Joke's on you, man!

>>13304369
I was talking about certain monsters emitting more energy than others.

Bah, forget it.

>> No.13304382

>>13304362
>Druella uses the anonymity of the thread to post all her vanilla thoughts

>> No.13304385

>>13304382
>Forgets to take it off when she posts her lewdest desire

>> No.13304386

>>13304382
What Monster Girls by-and-large would be the biggest, most twisted perverts?
Which would be the most vanilla in general?

>> No.13304388

>>13304373
>"Here's my OC character, gals! Tell me what you think of him!"
>"It's shit"
>"I bet he doesn't like tail pussy"
>"Roberta is the cause behind all our problems with her secret club!"
>"Alp stop deleting your things"
>"I can't help it"
>"Remember that one fairy who did art with crayons? I miss her"

>> No.13304390

>>13304381
It would just be intensity over types.

>> No.13304392

>>13304386
Unicorns.

>> No.13304394

>>13304386
>>13304392
Yeah, I heard they're horny all the time.

>> No.13304396

>>13304394
But they've got a stick so far up their ass it comes out the top of their heads.

>> No.13304407

Uh oh! You accidentally hurt yourself doing something your waifu could've done easily! For example, maybe you accidentally burned yourself on the stove when your dragon waifu could've handled it.

How does she chastise you?

>> No.13304411

>>13304407
She goes for a first aid kit to heal me.

>> No.13304412

>>13304388
>Alp
Wouldn't the /hbg/ equivalent of Alp be called a Human Boy or somethin'?

>> No.13304413

>>13304407
I get stuck in a small space my waifu could have crawled through?
Well, I see tickling while I'm vulnerable.

>> No.13304414

>>13304407
>Got slapped while chastising my Vampire wife when my Dhampir one could have easily done it.
She kisses my cheek and tells me not to do stupid things, then goes off to rip the Vampire a new asshole.

>> No.13304416

>>13299541
>Kraken
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Holstaur
>Apophis

The Kraken has always been my favourite, and the Holstaur has always been one of my top five. I love the domination and sadistic aspects of the Hellhound and Manitcore. And finally Grape Snake is like a Lamia, only better!

>> No.13304419

>>13304412
Maybe their version would be called Shotanon?

>> No.13304421

>>13304407
I tried to fight a vampire hunter without being an incubus yet.

Now my vampire waifu thinks the priority is making me an incubus before I get killed.

>> No.13304425

>>13304412
Alp is an actual Alp there instead of a stinky Fin.

>> No.13304426

>>13304407
Getting chewed out for climbing to get something when she could of just flown up to get it?

>> No.13304431

>>13304407
>Lich waifu
>Get a little hurt trying to fight an adventurer that was seeking fame trying to kill her
She would probably make me take more potions than usual to make up for her taking care of my healing. So, I guess it turned out better than expected?

>> No.13304432

>>13304416
Why the Holstaur and not a Minotaur?

>> No.13304434

>>13298959
It still doesn't work, sorry

>> No.13304435

>>13304425
Well, yes, but presumably they'd call her something other than Alp.

>> No.13304445

>>13304434
>Replying this late
Fuck off

>> No.13304450

>>13304412
They'd receive hate on /hbg/ because Alping shrinks their already tiny pool of husbandos

And every now and then there's posts by perverted MGs who describe the methods in which they'd get Alps corrupted into stage 3 sluts even quicker

>> No.13304463

>>13304450
>stage 3
Canonically there's no stages, but you can headcanon that to be if you want.

>> No.13304467

>>13304407
>Alp

"What do I keep telling you about playing Mario Party?!"

>> No.13304468

>>13304445
>Thinking that you can't respond to things in a thread just because by the time you come back it's been hours
Not him, but you fuck off.

>> No.13304472 [DELETED] 

>>13304445
there is nothing you can say or do that will ever make me stop posting

>> No.13304476
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13304476

>I came all the way over here because I heard you were sick, you gonna let me in or not?

>> No.13304477

>>13300158
No Anon. That is right!

>> No.13304478

>>13304407
>Jinko
>Honey, can you let me go?
>Nyet
>Please? I promise I won't do it again.
>Nyet.
>.....Can we at least turn on the TV? I've been staring at the wall for a while.
>Nyet, you will take punishment cuddles and you will learn from them.

>> No.13304483

>>13304476
>Being cared for by a worried mouse
This is nice, I like this. Girls worrying over me gives me a heartboner, is that healthy?

>> No.13304485

>>13304467
>Mario Party
Are your hands bleeding?

>> No.13304486
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13304486

>>13304476
Sure, you can warm your gigantic maus butt by the fire.

>> No.13304490

>>13304472
I fucked ur mom.

>> No.13304493

>>13304468
Not him, but if you see, is a yurifag's reply to a post in the middle of a shitstorm. Do you want another one if they start to reply to each other again?

>> No.13304494

>>13303918

I did not know I wanted this until now.

>> No.13304499

>>13304472
Faggot, don't reply to a conversation from a dead shitstorm.

>> No.13304502

>>13303918
>>13304494
I for one have always known that I would love to have a fairy soaked in some delicious substance. I would stick her right in my mouth.
I'd then proceed to suckle on her, licking her body all over with my strong, hot tongue, drinking down everything covering her, replacing it with my own burning hot, stinking saliva, soaking her in it, as I'd eventually worm it between her legs, pushing it up inside of her tiny, stretchy fairy cunt, preparing her to be stuffed like an onahole once I'm done "Cleaning" her.

>> No.13304504

>>13304493
Okay, that's slightly less reasonable, but personally I couldn't give less of a fuck what you guys squabble about during this time. These threads have successfully been cordoned off in my mind as, the shit time of /mgg/, and undead /mgg/. We gonna be shit for a while, so I don't think jumping on some one for something as banal as lateposting is cool.

>> No.13304506

>>13304499
ok

>> No.13304509

>>13304380
That's why you tell alps to fuck off whenever they show. I warned y'all niggas, but you never listen.

>> No.13304514
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13304514

>>13304407
>waifu treating you like a child

>> No.13304515

>>13304509
Besides rubbing off the F on the F key on your keyboard telling people to fuck off doesn't do anything.

>> No.13304523

>>13304515
You underestimate the power of collective hatred.

>> No.13304524

>>13304514
Well if you have one of those waifus thats lived for thousands of years you probably are a child to her

>> No.13304525

>>13304523
You underestimate the power of Anonymity.

>> No.13304526

>>13304514
I never wished to grow up.

>> No.13304528

>>13304523
>>13304525
It is weaker than you think

>> No.13304529

>>13304523
Oh no I was here for the futa shitstorms. I can tell you exactly how using collective hatred versus blatant trolls goes.

>> No.13304531

>>13304524
>Have a waifu who you know is centuries older than you
>Lived through the reins of several Demon Lords before the Era of the Succubus
>Happily lives with and cuddles you, happier than she's ever been
>One night, during a passionate, intense, dirty fuck-session, she moans and speaks as she rides you
>"Oh...oh yes...yes...ah, who's your daddy?!"
What do?

>> No.13304532

>>13304509
But Anon, the only way you can make them more bulliable is to get them pregnant while they are still stage two (preferable with twins or more.)
Then you get to watch them squirm as they try to come to terms with the fact that they will one day give birth.
The best bit is when they reach the nine month mark and are panicing, tearfully wondering about how good a mother they will be, just in time for you to rub their ears and say that you'll take responsibility.

>> No.13304534

>>13304531
I mean, if she's into that kind of stuff, fine, but couldn't she at least refer to herself as "Momma" or "Mommy"?

>> No.13304535

>>13304532
And that is how anon got his Alpfu to enter Stage 3, accepting her femininity, no longer worrying about "having been a guy".

>> No.13304536

>>13304531
Shred my sides laughing, ruining the mood horribly.

>> No.13304538

>>13304529
>>13304528
>>13304525
Thou Art Wrong.

>> No.13304539

>>13304534
It's an ingrained, vague instinct, anon, slip of the tongue, she couldn't help it.

>> No.13304540

>>13304524
Doesn't mean I'm gonna tolerate shit like that. She can fuck off and find herself a shota if she's gonna act like that.

>> No.13304542

>>13304535
Indeed, it would be the perfect moment.

>> No.13304543

>>13304538
Um. I was >>13304529. I made a pretty neutral statement so tell me how I'm wrong.

>> No.13304547

>>13304531
Act like a full sissy?

>> No.13304553

>>13304540
>Implying she didn't pick you up as a Shota
>Implying you haven't been her cute "Otouto" as long as you've known her
>Implying she obeyed when you adamantly told her you refused to take any potion or spell or some such that would halt your aging
>Even if she was pouting the entire time
>Implying she learned to live with losing her shota, loving you for the man you grew into
>Implying she can't help but slip back into poking fun at the age difference every now and again

>> No.13304554

>>13304539
I-I guess if she'd rather that then OK then, looks like I've gotta prepare for >>13304547

I suppose I'd get used to it for her.

>> No.13304555

>>13304543
There are different kinds of hatred, not just shouting things down.

>> No.13304557

>>13304514
Wouldn't you chastise her if she tried to do something that would hurt her?

>> No.13304559

>>13304555
Are you downplaying futa hatred? It's pretty real.

>> No.13304560

>>13300376
Lose virginity?

>> No.13304563

>>13304526
That's because you need to Git Gud.

>>13304531
Shrivel to the point my penis goes inside me. Leave the country. Change my name. Open a bar and live the Lohas life .

>> No.13304565

>>13300445
Luka has chosen... wisely.

>> No.13304566

>>13304559
It's real there are people who hate it. It's also real that the people who hate it are outnumbered by the people who like it, and both are eclipsed by those who are indifferent.

>> No.13304569

>>13304532
>>13304535
Blatant lies.

>> No.13304572

>>13304566
>>13304559
Can we not right now?

>> No.13304573

>>13304566
>It's also real that the people who hate it are outnumbered by the people who like it
Citation needed there.

>> No.13304575

Your were-kitten daughteru is napping and purring on top of your chest as you lay on the couch but you need to start making dinner. How do you move her without waking her up?

>> No.13304576

>>13304559
No, I plainly said there are different ways to hate things.

>> No.13304577

>>13304559
>>13304566
>>13304573
Stop. STOP.

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13304578

>>13304566
>It's also real that the people who hate it are outnumbered by the people who like it
I see #tailpussy is in full force tonight.

>> No.13304579

I want to tease a valkryie, troll, elf, or alp until they finally snap and take me right then and there.
Even if we are in the open.
ESPECIALLY if we are in the open.

>>13304569
Which part?

>> No.13304582

>>13304553
My nigga.

>> No.13304584

>>13304572
Yeah I'd prefer that so I guess I'll try and stop. Hopefully some idiot won't try and continue it further.

>> No.13304585

>>13304563
Y'know, with the responses I was getting, I was starting to wonder if anybody got the implication I was swinging at, or if they did and were just ignoring it to be cute.

So thanks for giving the kind of answer I expected anon.

>> No.13304587

>>13304575
two hands under her sleeping body, gently lift and set to the side while wiggling your body out from under her.
I have cats, this is something I've had to regularly do.

>> No.13304588

>>13304573
>>13304559
Can you not bite such obvious bait?

>> No.13304589

>>13304575
>you need to start making dinner
No I don't, that's what the ball and chain is for.

>> No.13304591

>>13304575
Don't worry about it, she sleeps like a log and is out for at least 16 hours a day.

>> No.13304592

>>13304579
Mostly stage 3 Alps, which has somehow evolved into thread canon.

>> No.13304593

>>13304476

Well, since you went through the trouble of getting here. I'll lend you my umbrella when you leave later on.

>> No.13304595

>>13304575
>I need to make dinner
>Me
HAH

>> No.13304598

>>13304557
No, I'd ask if she was okay and offer to help, not talk to her like she was a child because she's clearly not.

>> No.13304601

>>13304598
What if she is a child? Come on, her Onii-chan needs to be loving and protecting!

>> No.13304607

>>13304592
Stages of Alpdom are canon, though what the threadcanon is, is a bit different. While there's little difference between the first two stages as they are, and what the threadcanon views them as, Stage 3 is pretty misconceived.

Threadcanon Stage 3 = Busty Super-SuccuSlut
Canon Stage 3 = An Alp who has accepted her femininity
Stages are really more about the mental progression than physical transformation.

>> No.13304610

>>13304598
What if she's a Wurm, a Zombie, or something like that. What if she's a loli.

>> No.13304611

>>13304601
IS she a child? Not a Sabbath member playing the part?

>> No.13304620

>>13304610
Going by threadcanon wurms are nigh indestructible so I doubt I'd need to worry about her and more the damages she has caused doing whatever she did.

>implying I'd date a wurm

Zombies don't feel pain, in most cases, anyhow and can be mended by SE.

Loli does not mean child in this setting.

>> No.13304622

>>13304607
Actually there are no stages canonically.
Nowhere in the world guide or their profiles does it mention stages of any kind. There are however numerous kinds of Alps based on how the accepted their femininity and other factors.

>> No.13304627

>>13304579
Everything.

>> No.13304639

>>13304620
>Loli does not mean child in this setting
Loli doesn't mean child anywhere, because loli body type exists too, but it's pretty obvious that I'm talking about a little monster girl.

>> No.13304640

>>13304622
You always argue this same bullshit.

The guide might not explicitly say the word "Stages", but it pretty clearly describes Alping in a 3-Step Progression.

Stage 1 is the Alp-to-Be, a guy who may or may not be aware of his homosexual or transexual desires.
Stage 2 is an Alp having recently been turned, unused to their new body, hesitant and uncertain about their desires, and still mostly a guy deep down.
Stage 3 is an Alp who has entirely become a woman, and has accepted this.

The guide provides an example of a Stage 3 who has become an incredibly feminine Super-Succubus as one example, but also mentions those who don't change much from Stage 2 to 3, and further describes that while it's loosely divided Alps into these two groups, in truth they can become any sort of woman in between, as you say.

>> No.13304643

>>13304639
Then, unless she does something massively stupid and risky, the course of action is to tend to her boo boo and tell her why she shouldn't do whatever caused her to be hurt in the first place, not chastisement.

>> No.13304649

>>13304640
You are clearly misinterpreting how it is.
Alping is not a three stage progression. It's merely a branching point from the Incubus. If that was the case all human males who are gay are stage 1 Alps, even if they may never become Incubi and alps from there. You go by those three example pics as if they were stage markers when it was never said they were.

>> No.13304657

>>13304649
>all human males who are gay are stage 1 Alps, even if they may never become Incubi and alps from there
Anon gay people don't exist in MGE, and Thank God for that. Alps exist to eliminate the homosexuals.

>> No.13304661

>>13304657
No, to Alp you must turn into an Incubus. Meaning that there are gays because Incubization doesn't automatically happen to every gay person.
Well, at least in actual canon. In headcanon anything goes.

>> No.13304662

>>13304657
>A world without Homosexuals
>KC is more /pol/ then any of us could dream of being
Based

>> No.13304664

>>13304657

>Alps exist to eliminate the homosexuals.

I never thought of it this way but that's absolutely true i guess KC has homophobia

>> No.13304668

>>13304657
Based KC.

>> No.13304671

>>13304662
>>13304664
>>13304668
Well he IS a Nip, homosexuality in Japan is so haram it isn't funny

>> No.13304672

What if Alps didn't exist, and monster girls just had the power to turn gay people straight and did nothing for people with a TG fetish?

>> No.13304673

>>13304664
Hey it's either deal with Alps stuttering and spilling spaghetti or gay pride parades, which do you want?

>> No.13304675

>>13304664
>>13304671
I don't see the problem.

>> No.13304676

>>13304672
It would mean more competition for us, so fuck that.

>> No.13304678

>>13304649
>>13304661
You know, I was going to point out how that's just a simple stop-gap. It just means that a Gay guy, of whatever level of closeted or acceptance, would be transformed when exposed to demonic energy, the same as a woman. The fact that he "Became an Incubi, then Alped" doesn't really stop the flow all that much, nor break the fact it's a fairly obvious 3-step mental progression.

Then I found something even juicier re-reading the article.

>Normally, monsterization only occurs in females. Since monsters are exclusively female beings, males don't change into monsters.
>In the case when a male receives demonic energy in his body, regardless of the race of the owner of the energy and the method of energy infusion, he will only change into an “incubus”.
>But, very rarely, a male who should be an incubus may sometimes change into a female monster.
>The huge exception is the “alp".
>Alps are incubi who strongly desired “to become female” or “to be joined with a male”

Oh dear lord this is too good. Why has this never been realized or talked about before?

>> No.13304679

>>13304672

>had the power to turn gay people straight

I think things have gone to far now

>> No.13304681

>>13304671
To be fair, anything in nipland that isn't nip is haram there.

>> No.13304683

>>13304672
>and monster girls just had the power to turn gay people straight
That actually sounds plausible.

>> No.13304684

>>13304675
That's because there isn't one Anon, I was just pointing out his reasons from a cultural perspective.

>> No.13304686

>>13304672
Improve by 110%.

>> No.13304687

>>13304676
>Competition
>In a world filled with monstergirls

>> No.13304688

>>13304675
This. Hell, most dictators would just remove degeneracy, the fact Alping doesn't even kill them should make them thankful.

>>13304681
As it should be, nationalism and the desire to keep things pure is great. I mean, look at Sweden, it did the exact opposite and... Well look at it.

>> No.13304689

>>13304671
Someone has never heard of Hard Gay.

>> No.13304690

>>13304671
What's really funny is that Pseudo-Lesbianism is accepted and even encouraged in young women, but then they get weirded out by women who don't treat it as just "A phase".

>> No.13304691

>>13304688
>Well look at it.
I prefer not to, it's too sad.

>> No.13304692

>>13304683
They can cure infirmity, being a fat fuck, old age, and whatever impedes a healthy sex life, so I believe it.

>> No.13304694

>>13304672
But that means no more Alps.

>> No.13304695

>>13304689
>hard gay being anything other than a clown

>> No.13304696

>>13304687
>what is insecurity
Why do you think monsterboys are haram?

>> No.13304700

>>13304696
Because Monster Boys are fucking boring and ruin the whole premise of Monster Girl worlds
>Y-You're just insecure!
Fuck off

>> No.13304701

>>13304696
Because nobody here is gay?

>> No.13304703

>>13304695
Still widely accepted as comedy. As long as it's funny it is not haram.

>> No.13304704

>>13304672
>actual corrective rape

Finnish elf licking lips.gif

>> No.13304705

>>13304696
That makes no sense. Unless you want a rare monstergirl as waifu you're not going to have problems to find a girl.

And even if you don't find her, one will probably find you.

>> No.13304706

>>13304678
I've realized that long ago because I actually read the guide.
And to turn into an Incubus you need to be exposed to quite a bit of energy, meaning quick transformations need something like a Lilim nearby or a Darkmatter for it to happen.
I keep saying stages aren't canon, and merely thread/headcanon, but everyone keeps thinking otherwise.

>> No.13304707

>>13304701
Then why is wanting to be a Monster Boy fucking a Monster Girl hated just as much as wanting to fuck a Monster Boy? If not more.

>> No.13304708

>>13304700
>Fuck off
Truly, an outstanding rebuttal.

>> No.13304710

>>13304694
And?

>> No.13304711

>>13304707
Let's not start this now.

>> No.13304712

>>13304696
It'd be another run-of-the-mill TolkienHawk setting

>> No.13304713

>>13304701
We approach the normal levels of 2-5% representation of gay people that is not represented on the internet.

>> No.13304714

>>13304707
Nice try, but I'm not starting this now
4/10, got my attention

>> No.13304715

>>13304707
>>13304707
Yaoishit, muh dick ntr, RP, yaoi yaoi yaoi.

>> No.13304716

>>13304706
I'd like to point out the guide actually states that Human -> Incubi -> Alp is commonly a rapid-fire event that most people don't even notice, as I said.

>> No.13304719

>>13304575
>but you need to start making dinner
1.- I don't cook.
2.- I can't cook.
3.- I don't want to cook.
4.- If she's napping, why do I need to make dinner

>> No.13304720

So is everybody going to just ignore the fact that Non-Alp, Human -> MG Genderswapping is canon?

>> No.13304722

>>13304712
>implying MGE is a better setting
w0t?

>> No.13304724

>>13304720
What?

>> No.13304725

>>13304720
TG is my fetish Citation though? Gotta have proof if you're gonna say so.

>> No.13304727

>>13304705
Some people would like it to be not just one or two occasional gals out there for them, but a horde of chiks, competing to for them.

>> No.13304728

>>13304722
That's not his point you fucking retard.

>> No.13304729

>>13304722
It's much better for escapism and waifuing at the least.

>> No.13304731

>>13304716
>commonly
Better give me a link so I can reread it myself. I could have sworn it wasn't commonly.
Still, Alps don't have stages in canon unless KC flakes once more.

>> No.13304735

>>13304725

In before he posts a poorly translated Q&A as proof

>> No.13304736

>>13304720
What are you even talking about.

>> No.13304738

>>13304728
>calling other people retards on the internet
Isn't it bedtime for you, Billy?

>> No.13304740

Man, people sure do get their panties in a knot whenever monster boys are brought up.

>> No.13304742
File: 1.11 MB, 827x1169, 46604609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13304742

Would you accept a Lava Golem's burning love?

>> No.13304744

>>13304722
It isn't "WAAGH, REK DA HUMIES" 3.14 edition either.

To a degree anyways.

>> No.13304746

>>13304742
I want a set of armor like that.

>> No.13304747

>>13304740
>B-but it's not insecurity though

>> No.13304748

>>13304738
>Getting something wrong and ignoring the fail
Retard

>> No.13304749

>>13304742
Only if I don't get permanently fused to the ground, like with a dryad, fuck that crap.

>> No.13304752

>>13304742

nah

>> No.13304753

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_.28p92.29
>>13304731
>They change from being human males to being incubi, and from being incubi to being monsters, in that sort of order, but since the transformation can occur immediately after becoming an incubus, in most cases it probably looks like those who changed into alps changed directly from human males into alps.

>>13304724
>>13304725
>>13304736
>Normally, monsterization only occurs in females. Since monsters are exclusively female beings, males don't change into monsters.
>In the case when a male receives demonic energy in his body, regardless of the race of the owner of the energy and the method of energy infusion, he will only change into an “incubus”.
>But, very rarely, a male who should be an incubus may sometimes change into a female monster.
>The huge exception is the “alp".
>Alps are incubi who strongly desired “to become female” or “to be joined with a male”

>> No.13304754

>>13304742
I fill her entire cave with green food coloring again if that's what you mean.

>> No.13304755

>>13304720
Is that you, Kenkou-considers-adding-genderswap-suits-turning-people-into-MGs-based-on-his-art-comment-kun?

>> No.13304757

>>13304748
>implying I was even addressing his point
Actually, you're the retard here.

>> No.13304758
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13304758

>>13304742
But I can already have that, along with massive piles of dosh

>> No.13304759

>>13304749
Being fused to the ground with her only happens if that's your thing.

>> No.13304766

>>13304742
I would enjoy bathing in hell with a Lava Golem and a Hellhound.

>>13304758
I'd enjoy bathing with a Dragon more though.

>> No.13304769

>>13304748
>the fail
2008 much?

>> No.13304770

>>13304766
>Implying you'll make it to hell
There is a wisp waiting for you anon.

>> No.13304773

These threads changed from having shitstorms between good things to good things between shitstorms.

This last shistorm is also clearly being provoked. I don't understand why people do this.

>> No.13304774

>>13304753
He's talking about alps, don't try to push the bullshit that alps can be anything. The only monsters men become are skeletons and alps, and an alp may become the other part of a liliraune , or a parasite slime may infest an alp, but that is it.

>> No.13304776

>>13304753

Oh so it's you again. Learn what implied meanings are and report back when you're not thick as shit.

>> No.13304778

>>13304769
Oh man I love fail videos on Youtubez. XD

>> No.13304779

>>13304773
>All these monster girls to fuck, but you gotta fuck wit me instead

>> No.13304781

>>13304773
>Why are Anons easily baited
Because the people here are not that smart.

>> No.13304782

>>13304766
Bathe with all three in the Dragon's lair.

>> No.13304784

>>13304753
>In most cases it looks like
Meaning it looks like they turn into Alps without viably showing them turning into Incubi, in a manner similar to how you can skip cinemas in vidya. And it says CAN, but it doesn't say commonly.
I shall repeat what I said earlier: Alps do not have stages, and the closest thing to that is the transition from human to Incubus to Alp, from there the Alp will merely evolve from various factors and no two Alps will ever be the same.

>> No.13304788

>>13304727
Depending on the headcanon, good luck to those guys to maintain a horde of chicks.

Stop being so fucking pessimistic anon.

>> No.13304790

>>13304759
> Meanwhile, if their hot, melty mouth or vagina take in a man’s penis even once, they stick to it, coil around it, and will not let it go, and then they crawl all over the man’s body with their searing tongue and arms, assiduously covering every single part with heat and pleasure to the point that it could be called relentless. The result is that the heart is melted and a man is made a prisoner. And then once joined with a man’s body, they cool and harden their lava, binding him, so that he has no means of escape whatsoever.

>inb4 don't take things literally

>> No.13304791

>A Kunoichi notices a young man she fancies one afternoon, and decides she'll make him hers that night
>She enters his home stealthily around midnight and finds him on the computer
>Readying herself for a chance to str-
>"I know you're there"
>Stealth goes out the window as the flabbergasted Kunoichi clumsily falls out of the closet she was hiding in
>Before Anon has a chance to shit his pants, she sputters out "H-h-h-how did you know I was there?!"
>"A-are you kidding? Nothing gets by my senses!"
>Anon is bullshitting hard right now, in reality he's just a paranoid /pol/lack who says shit like that all the time just in case the government is listening
>Too bad, he fucked up and made a fucking ninjabus fall head over heels for him
>He hopes he can keep up the bullshit act long enough for it to no longer matter

>> No.13304792

>>13304727
>but a horde of chiks, competing to for them
This is laughably sad.

>> No.13304794

>>13304773
There's not as much good stuff being made, and we have had a fair amount of new people join in the past few months it seems.

Hopefully things get better but I'm not crossing my fingers.

>> No.13304795

>>13304773
I suppose trolling is fun.

>> No.13304799

>>13304791
Angel Densetsu tier shenanigans.

>> No.13304800

>>13304774
>>13304776
>Alps can be anything
He may or may not have said that in a Q&A. I dunno, not going to claim it does.

But that right there? In that article? It pretty explicitly says that Alps are the grand exception to "Men don't become Monsters", but that other cases of genderswapping do occur, if much more rarely. Now, this could just be referring to Skeletons or such, but the fact that there's a dedicated note about Skeletons at the bottom of the article, and the fact the bit I quoted seems to be referring explicitly to cases of MAMONO MANA infusion which SHOULD result in an Incubus, but don't...face it, genderswapping into things that aren't Alps is a thing. A canon thing.

It's rare, but just imagine the horror stories.
>Be Human Boy
>Getting ridden by Monster Waifu
>Let's say she's a Hellhound
>Been going at it for months now, Incubi-dom is bound to be near
>Suddenly, feel it.
>A magical change, washing over
>And then, two Hellhounds are staring at each other, utterly dumbfounded

>> No.13304802

>>13304790
>so that he has no means of escape whatsoever.
Not him, but I thought this was a reference to the part where she rapes him for first time.

>>13304794
>There's not as much good stuff being made
At this point I consider good stuff any discussion that is not a shitstorm or has the potential to be one.

>> No.13304803

>>13304800
>This kills the hugbox

>> No.13304806

>>13304800
He has said that can be different types of Succubi like Dark Priests, but that it as far as I remember.

>> No.13304807

>>13304781

Seriously. They're like lost little retard puppies unable to think for themselves unless it's related to trolling.

>>13304800

You fail to understand and this has been repeated ad naseum. Or you're another baiting retard. Either way, any time someone in Japan says "very rarely" or that there is an "exception" they literally mean that it's impossible. They will never say "that isn't possible" flat out because that's not how their culture works.

>> No.13304808

Wait, you can actually turn into a skeleton? I thought it was a joke, holy shit.

Bravo KC.

>> No.13304811

>>13304808
You die, and then your skeleton turns into a monstergirl. Or something like that, I don't remember.

>> No.13304812

>>13299200
>>13299200
>>13299200
>>13299200

>> No.13304814

>>13304808
There is a skeleton inside you right now anon.

>> No.13304815

>>13304784
>In most cases =/= Commonly
Are you fucking serious?

And again, just re-read the article. You can deny it all you want, but it's pretty clearly portraying Alps as going through a 3-Step Progression.

I will, however, admit that after re-reading it, my corrected definition for a Stage 3 is still incorrect. I put it as "Accepting of femininity", but the article points out that those who go from Stage 2 to 3 without much change maintain a "Male Heart". So I suppose a better way of putting it would be that they've "Accepted that they are an Alp", whatever kind of "Alp" they are.

>> No.13304816

>>13304800
>Make a setting for men to get hot monster babes
>LOL JUST KIDDING, she was a guy at one point, this applies to all the girls

Leave and don't come back Inari.

>>>/d/

>> No.13304818

>>13304811
That's so unbelievably retarded.

>>13304814
Then how comes I can't feel it???

>> No.13304820

>>13304806
> different types of Succubi

Does that mean things like...
>Alp Kunoichi
>Alp Amazons
>Alp Nereids
>Alp Alices
>Alp Vampires

>> No.13304825

>>13304773
Some men just want to watch the world burn

>>13304808
>Human bones reanimated through the infusion of the Demon Lord’s power. They look like a kind of undead, but since their body was made through an infusion of magical energy, and they are very short-lived, they are a kind of golem, made using bone as the material. Or it could be a type of ghost dwelling in the bones. That’s another possible explanation.

>They are an exception, and men’s bones can become monsters too. Even then the body is still female. Thoughts and memories from their lives as men remain, but they mostly become twisted. “When I was alive I was a woman.” “When I was alive, my best friend was my lover.”

>> No.13304826

>>13304807
>Either way, any time someone in Japan says "very rarely" or that there is an "exception" they literally mean that it's impossible. They will never say "that isn't possible" flat out because that's not how their culture works.
While I'm sure I've heard that this is a thing before, I thought KC in particular did it mostly to leave things open for interpretation based on how people want things to go?

Only reason I disagree with you here at all is because there ARE a couple things he has just flat-out said "No" to when asked. That I know of anyway. These being Futanari, and Reverse Corruption.

>> No.13304827

>>13304818
Not him, but my skeleton has titanium rods in its spine.

>> No.13304828

>>13304802
>first rape

Could be, but remember the audience for this thing, men who work 50 and sixty hours a week, some even more. Wouldn't you find the idea of a 24 hour onahole on your dick while you lay there and do nothing? Supporting this, go read the dryad's profile right now.

>> No.13304829

So I either turn into a cumguzzling tranny or a fucking lameass pile of bones?

Why can't I get cool abilities and stuff? Women get all the fun stuff.

>> No.13304831

>>13304820

No. Faggots Alp into Alps. That's about it.

>> No.13304832

>>13304816
The ironic thing is I'm not Inari, but I know that he's one of the people responding.

>> No.13304836

God fucking dammit.

Were you faggots fighting for three whole hours?

>> No.13304837

>>13304829
Incubi are supposed to be hero tier in power, aren't they? And they gain magical use of demonic and spirit energy.

>> No.13304838

>>13304806
>>13304800
If going by Q&As, it's Liliraune, Dark Matter, Parasite Slime, and most Succubi.
If going by the few gaijin that do talk to KC, it's every monster.
If you ask KC over Twitter, it's maybe

>> No.13304839

>>13304825
OH, so I could easily turn into a TRANNY SKELETON. Wonderful, fucking wonderful.

>> No.13304840

>>13304802
>Good Discussion
That comes when most of the American crowd goes to bed in all honesty.
Once you get past midnight or 1 a.m. things get super chill.

>> No.13304841

>>13304820
>Alp Amazons
Maybe? Maybe if the Alp lifted during her time as a dude or some shit.
>Alp Nereids
If she were a frequent swimmer, sure.
>Alp Vampires
Dunno about that one, maybe. If a Vampire bit her?
>Alp Alices
KC pointed out this one explicitly is pretty rare (ie. Next to never)
>Alp Kunoichi
Okay let's face it.
Any fucking MG could be a Kunoichi.
>Kunoichi Wurm

>> No.13304842

>>13304815
I have reread it. It is not portraying any type of stages anywhere whatsoever.
I will admit you're actually a bit right about the "most cases" thing, but I still stand by that canon Alps do not have stages.

>> No.13304843

>>13304826

Go look at how he said no to those thing though. "Extremely Rarely" or "Maybe the Sabbath has something but they won't appear in the books."

And yes, he does leave a LOT open to interpretation. The problem (as is said every time the "KC is shit" argument is brought up) is that Western and Eastern cultures are different. They're all about implied meanings and word play. We're very literal. Couple that with people realize they can bait very easily here by taking things out of context and you get the kind of community you see here in /mgg/ and at MGU. I.e. "OH IT'S KC THAT'S WRONG FOR FORCING ME TO THINK ONE WAY" instead of them realizing it's the other way around.

>> No.13304846

>>13304841
"S is for smoke bomb!"

>> No.13304848

>>13304820
Yep, but remember, it's in "extremely rare cases" which is nip for, never ever faggot.

>> No.13304850

>>13304841
Kunoichi kumiho

>> No.13304852

>>13304846

> "NO! IT'S FOR SCIENCE!"

>> No.13304853

>>13304837
>Incubi are supposed to be hero tier in power, aren't they?
I think it depends on your wife. I don't think a Lilim's husband has the same power than a Zombie's husband

>>13304839
It's not like anybody cares about skeletons anyway


>>13304843
The translation from Japanese to English doesn't help either.

>> No.13304855

>>13304837
It depends on who your waifu is. Don't expect to become significant anytime soon just from fucking a Slime or Goblin

>> No.13304856

>>13304846
I've missed master of disguise wurm.

>> No.13304857

>>13304850
She eats your liver before you even notice your pants are off.
Her Mofu ambushes are the best in the business.

>> No.13304858

> Make vague setting for you to use your imagination in
> Except you're not allowed to imagine that
> Or that
> Or that
> Imagine this rainbow-sunshine no-bad-ends thing please
> I don't care if you like dark. You Vill Haff Ze Sunshine!

>>13304843
But KC is contradicting himself all the fucking time.

>> No.13304859

>>13304846
fuck off

>> No.13304860

>>13304842
Agree to disagree I suppose.

>>13304843
So what you're saying is that everything ever talked, bitched or argued about here is utterly pointless. What a shocking revelation.
I still maintain that the fact it's right in the book counts for something, wishy-washy jap posturing aside. Though >>13304853 is a valid point too. Not like it matters outside this one time. Sure, might be fun to bring up again, but mostly I just care about things for storytelling reasons, and personally I ain't got no ideas for this one way or the other.
No wait, one.

>> No.13304861

>>13304853
>The translation from Japanese to English doesn't help either.

So much fucking this. There is a reason there is so much emphasis in the scanlation scene in getting the correct translation. If you use the wrong word or organize them in a different pattern then the entire meaning can get lost. And given that we only have a single TL (Brolen) doing all the MGE stuff with the only QC being Exet_mos (who has a bare minimum level of English understanding) there's errors and gaps all over the place even now.

>> No.13304862

>>13304859
Careful. You're going to break your f key like that.

>> No.13304864

>>13304858
>Except you're not allowed to imagine that
>Or that
>Or that
Honestly, that's what some people impose on others here as well. Or anywhere.

>> No.13304865

>>13304853
>The translation from Japanese to English doesn't help either
This is basically the problem and why a big number of shitstorms happen.

>> No.13304868

>>13304826
>Reverse Corruption

What does that mean? Does he mean no purification? That's just boring.

>> No.13304869

>>13304829
The answer is simple, don't be a faggot and have your affairs set in order so that you're cremated.

>> No.13304870

>>13304862
I'll pay respects as much as I want.

>> No.13304871

>>13304860
I'm basically trying to say there's no Alp stages in regular canon.
But whatever, I'll give up for now since a moderate discussion has somehow turned into a shitstorm by trolls/baiter/whatever who saw an opening.

>> No.13304873

>>13304864
>>13304858
It really is more our thing than anyone else's.
KC only spoke up when people were complaining to HIM based on other people's interpretations of things.

He doesn't actually give two shits about other people's interpretations in and of themselves.

>> No.13304874

>>13304837
B-but why do girls get to have extra limbs to hug their husbandos with? I'd love to entwine our tails with a cute dragon girl or something.

>>13304861
Kinda wish people like Dargoth could proofread the MGE translations sometime.

>> No.13304876

For the record, I'd both fuck an Alp an be an Alp.

I am the master race of enlightened ones. Perhaps someday you all may see through eyes unclouded, such as I do.

>> No.13304877

>>13304870
You're a worthless whore and I hate you for it.

>> No.13304878

>>13304870
Who died?

>> No.13304880

>>13304878
We all did.
This is hell.

>> No.13304881

It begins.

>> No.13304882

>>13304868
Keep in mind the Demon Lord is meant to be viewed as liberation from everything wrong with modern Japan.

>> No.13304883

>>13304868
Basically.

The guy who manages the translations got whiny about the Apophis' profile, and how it mentions a Pharaoh corrupted by her venom loses all interest in ruling or taking back her kingdom, and just wants to lounge around and fuck hubby.

KC gave his usual, "It's not as bad as you'd think" handwave to appease the guy, but pretty steadfastly refuted the concept of "Curing" a Pharaoh.

>> No.13304884

I would prefer if KC was more concise, even if that means a more constrictive setting.

>> No.13304887

>>13304874
>hug each other with your wings
>entwine your tail with hers
>hold each other's hands

>> No.13304889

>>13304881
Is it time to open the sealed gate of Murgor?

>> No.13304891

>>13304880
But anon I was away for three hours playing Persona 3.

I was having fun, you guys are just faggots.

>> No.13304892

>>13304880
Hell is much more comfy than I imagined.

>> No.13304894

>>13304874
So you want to be a Monster Boy.
And that's fine imo, but you really should know by now not to talk about it here.

>> No.13304896

>>13304874
>B-but why do girls get to have extra limbs to hug their husbandos with? I'd love to entwine our tails with a cute dragon girl or something
Wat

>> No.13304897

>>13304884
>KC ever defining the borders of his hugbox
But then he couldn't be an appeasing faggot who tries to suck off everyone.

>> No.13304898

>>13304894
You make it sound gay as fuck.

>> No.13304900

/y/ pls go and stay go

>> No.13304902

>>13304884
>>13304897
I bet if this were the case, his Japanese Fandom would be the ones bitching instead.

Or maybe in such a world, they'd be as calm and happy as ever, and we'd still be bitching about how it's "Too restrictive".

It's meaningless one way or the other. We can only hope that one day people en masse learn to accept and enjoy things for what they are. But that's never going to happen so we'll just have to live with the frequent "KC a shit" repeated ad-nauseam.

>> No.13304903

>>13304874
Go fuck yourself

>>13304897
The problem is
>Defined setting
>B-But you don't let anything to imagination!
I can already see all the faggots crying because things are not how they want.

>> No.13304905

>>13304903
Take it easy, bro.

>> No.13304907

>>13304902
Or we could all get together and learn moon.

>> No.13304908

>>13304884
Doing anything other than expanding the size of the hugbox upsets his fanbase.

>> No.13304912

I'm glad autism isn't contagious.

>> No.13304915

>>13304912
Are you sure about that?

>> No.13304918

>>13304905
I will take it easy the moment you stop either baiting or being a faggot.

>> No.13304919

I want to marry and fatten an Alp!

>> No.13304920

Has this thread just been one long constant shitstorm that changes topic every now and then?

>> No.13304922

>>13304907
That is only slightly more likely than learning to get along.

>> No.13304924

>>13304912
Never will I be welcomed
Amongst the heartless monsters you surround yourself with
Feeding off the pain and misfortune of others
A maniacal unit of sub-human parasites
Warped into a feeding frenzy with the smell of fresh blood
Open your eyes and see the creatures for what they are
A swirling mess of hatred and envy
Don't be naive enough to think you're unaffected
The conversion has already begun...

>> No.13304925

>>13304912
You're here, aren't you?

>>13304920
This one particular thread? Yes, it happens every now and again. Bad, bad days.

The /mgt/ in general, across all time and treads? More-or-less. I'd say about 80% Shitstorms, 20% OC and genuine, pleasant discussion. I may be being optimistic.

>> No.13304926

>>13304918
Nice use of memes.

>>13304880
That explains it.

>> No.13304928

>>13304920
It ebbs and flows, we have to have a shit thread or two for every five good ones.

>> No.13304929
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13304929

So how about them monster girls?

>> No.13304933

>>13304926
>memes
What? You know, I don't even care anymore.

>> No.13304934

>>13304929
They're dumb and smelly!

>> No.13304935 [DELETED] 

>>13304929
I don't even like Monster Girls, I'm just here to shitpost

>> No.13304937

>>13304933
The bait meme, Jack...

>> No.13304938

>>13304929
What the hell is that thing on the left?

>> No.13304941

>>13304937
Do I have to hunt down: What a meme is and post that every thread too?

>> No.13304942
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>>13304938
It looks like some blog monster.

>> No.13304944

>>13304929
>Aspirin monstergirl
>just being around her is enough to have a numbing narcotic effect
>give her a lick and you go full comfortably numb mode
>perfect for when /mgg/ is being ass

>> No.13304945

>>13304929
I've slowly started to hate MGs more and more because of this thread.

>> No.13304946

>>13304918
>being a faggot for wanting new ways to love your waifu

Nigga

>> No.13304948

>>13304937
>Guy posting he wants to be a monster boy
>In the middle of a shitstorm
>Bait meme

>> No.13304950

>>13304945
Then maybe you'll stop relying on escapism and go make something of yourself.

>> No.13304951

>>13304945
That is the sure sign that you need to git gone from this hellhole anon.

Hate us all you want, we deserve it, but don't take it out on those lovely Monster Girls.

>> No.13304952

>>13304948
Haha, it's funny because it has a meme in it.

>> No.13304955

>>13304945
I just continue hating you all more and more.

It's not their fault.

>> No.13304961
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13304961

My wife ≠ Mai waifu

My wife → You are married to her.
Mai waifu → You will never get married to her.

>> No.13304963

>>13304951
But anon I've started to have fun playing video games I've lost interest and picked up some books I've neglected to read.

I would gladly tell each and ever monster girl to fuck off if it meant finally getting through some of my hobbies.

>> No.13304965

>>13304946
I hope you go Alp.

>> No.13304966

>>13304965
"I am not a Gay" - Hideo Kojima

>> No.13304968

>>13304961
Your waifu likes farts. Mine doesn't

>> No.13304969
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>>13304934
>>13304935
>>13304945
>>13304950
>>13304951
>>13304955
>>13304965
Good, Use your aggressive feelings boy... Let the hate flow through you.

>> No.13304970

I'm just so fucking tired. Every thread the same shit. I just want to talk about monster girls for fucks sake.

>> No.13304975

KGA did nothing wrong.

>> No.13304976

>>13304969
>Aggressive feelings
Might just be me but at least 3 or more of those later posts seemed encouraging or humorous.

>> No.13304977 [SPOILER] 
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Would you drink with her?

>> No.13304979
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>>13304970
What would you dress up your wurm daughteru on Halloween?

>> No.13304980

>>13304963
And you couldn't do that while liking Monster Girls?
Git fucking good.

>> No.13304981

>>13304977
No, I don't like shortstacks.

>> No.13304983

>>13304970
Time for you to take a break. If you're not able to filter out shitstorms from monster girl discussion then you're on the wrong path.

>> No.13304984

>>13304977
I would drink her.

>> No.13304985

>>13304977
I'd glass her in the face if that means anything.

>>13304980
>He thinks MGs would let him have his hobbies

Pfft

>> No.13304987

>>13304984
L-Lewd

>> No.13304988

>>13304977
I would drink from her belly.

>> No.13304990

>>13304979
But my vampire is a waifu. I would dress up my vampire daughteru as Eric Lecarde.

>> No.13304992

>>13304985
>Not wanting to enjoy your hobbies with an MG
You're a sad little man.

>> No.13304993

>>13304987
Don't care. I'll tear down those panties and latch onto her like a leech.

>> No.13304995

>>13304990
What if the Wurm is adopted?
What if your Vampire daughteru wanted to go as Dio?

>> No.13304996

>>13304990
>But my vampire is a waifu
You see how tired I am? Time for me to go to sleep. It's 07:15 am here.

>> No.13304999

>>13304945
Find somewhere else to discuss MGs.

>> No.13305001

>>13304992
>an MG
>an monster girl

Even as a joke it still bothers me.

>> No.13305004

>>13305001
Actually, he is correct. The difference in use between a and an is based on the beginning sound of whatever comes after it. If an acronym of initialism, it is based on the beginning sound of the first pronounced syllable or letter. As such, since the pronunciation of the letter "M" begins with a vowel sound, it is correct to use an.

>> No.13305006

>>13305004
Acronym or initialism. It's late.

>> No.13305008

>>13305004
Hey everyone, look at this nerd!

>> No.13305012

>>13305008
It's not like we had anything better to talk about.

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>>13305008

>> No.13305028
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13305028

>That smug
>That hint of lust
>Those tits about to burst free
There is nothing bad about this picture.

>> No.13305031

WE ARE ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT MONSTERGIRLS.

>> No.13305032

>>13305028
That sword looks pretty bad.

>> No.13305037

>>13305028
I see a human girl.

>> No.13305038

>>13305004
This is text, it is written. People simply read it. I'm convinced most if not everyone here automatically reads "monster girl" when they see "MG", and not "em gee". Their mind implicitly translates it, the association is already imprinted in their brains.

>> No.13305040

>>13305028
Her armor offers zero protection, nor would it make for good Fashion Souls.

>> No.13305041

>>13305028
>eyebrows that go through hair

This bothers me every time it appears. Every. Goddamn. Time. This isn't even an anime with time/budget constraints either so the artist has no excuse

>> No.13305043
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>>13305028
She's hot

>> No.13305045

>>13305028
She has no armour. Yeah she may be the best DPS this side of the universe, but she can't take a single hit
She's as glasscannon-y as they come

>> No.13305046

>>13305038
I read it as em gee. I also say an historian, too.

>> No.13305049

>>13304961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
I know who you're quoting.
Hideki Naganuma is a wise man.

>> No.13305050
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>>13305037
that's a lamia.

>>13305045
Yeah but dat active tho

>> No.13305051

>>13305038
I read MG as "em gee".

>> No.13305054

>>13305051
>>13305046
>>13305038
I three, read it as em gee.

>> No.13305056

>>13305041
You mean eyelashes. And it's because eyes are super important in anime/manga style.

>> No.13305059

>>13305038
Rules are rules, anon. If you do not wish to be corrected, do not correct others. I don't give a damn if everyone writes in jive, but if you correct someone else erroneously, you are asking to be corrected. If you don't know what you are talking about, don't correct other people.

>> No.13305064

>>13305050
Yeah, but she's still a glasscannon
Without a good tank, she can't even handle multiple enemies unless she has OP AOE's. And even then, that's just PVE
PVP, if she's not quick enough or has garbage resistance since she has no armour, she'll be destroyed. And not even the "holy shit that was awesome" destroyed, we're talking the laughing-uncontrollably destroyed

>> No.13305069

>>13305054
Same.

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>>13305028
God, why does Echidna always look so hot?
>>13305050
>>13305064
I think you two are talking about very different games.

>> No.13305074

>>13305071
Blue board, dude. Please delete your file.

>> No.13305075

>>13305071
Anon, this is a Christian image board!

>> No.13305076

>>13305071
We're a blue board
Delete that shit

>> No.13305077

>>13305074
HOW?!?

>> No.13305078

>>13305071
>why does Echidna always look so hot? Because you forgot to spoiler the image before posting it.

>> No.13305079

>>13305077
What, were you born two seconds ago?

>> No.13305082

>>13305079
I've never had to befoer. I didn't even realize that was NSFW.

>> No.13305085

>>13305082
How? How did you not know?

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>>13305077
>HOW?!?

>> No.13305091

>>13305079
He had to have been born at least two minutes and eight seconds before you posted. Unless, of course, he was posting from inside the womb.

>> No.13305093

>>13305077
>>13305082
'which monstergirl' kun, is that you?

>> No.13305094

>>13305082
It has a wide open vagina in the picture. You should really check your shit before posting.

>> No.13305095

>>13305077
>>13305082
nowyoufuckedup.gif

>> No.13305097

>>13305082
>I didn't even realize that was NSFW.

Oh wow.

>> No.13305098

>>13305085
My thumbs are too small. I didnt pay attention.

>> No.13305100

>>13305098

The fuck do your thumbs have to do with anything? You're making less sense by the post, Anon.

Yes, I know you meant thumbnails, I'm just fucking around.

>> No.13305101

>>13305098
How does having small thumbs affect your eyesight, anon?

>> No.13305102

>>13305098
That's not even a plausible excuse
Not even the most gullible of parents- of anything- would believe that

>> No.13305106

>>13305100
You know what they say about people with small thumbs, anon.

>> No.13305108

>>13305082
>>13305098

Your ditzyness is almost adorable.
No alp.

>> No.13305109

>>13305071
In his defence, that's a pretty nice cloaca.

>> No.13305110

>>13305106
That they have small thumbs?

>> No.13305111

>>13305095
>you will never break a MG Lincoln's butt.
>with your dick

>> No.13305112

>>13305101
I just picked an image that I recognized fit. The detail was so vauge I couldn't see anything.

Either way, problem's fixed.

>> No.13305117

>>13305110
No, that they have a hard time seeing nudity in thumbnails. Do you even old wives' tales?

>> No.13305118

>>13305112
When you saved it, you knew, YOU KNEW, it was NSFW. Even if you couldn't tell from the thumbnail, you could've taken some Viagra and expanded the picture

>> No.13305122

>>13305118
I'm an idiot and don't separate out the small amount of nsfw stuff I have. I don't come around often enough to bother, usually.

>> No.13305134

>>13305122
Please stop responding to this faggot. Let him wallow in shame based on his newfaggotry.

>> No.13305138

>>13305134
Nah.

>> No.13305142

>>13305138
It's your choice so do what you want. Just recommending a less bullshit passage for you.

>> No.13305149 [DELETED] 

>>13305134
Yeah, us oldfags don't need to associate with the newfags, right, friend? :^)

>> No.13305156

>>13305134
>Mistake made & corrected
>hurr durr newfag
The logic of autists is astounding sometimes.

>> No.13305163
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Anon! Look what fell into one the traps in my backyard!
What should we do with it?

>> No.13305165

I want to read a series of short stories of an Echidna and her husband trying to raise their various children over the years as is proper for the child's species.
Too bad I don't think I could write it.

>> No.13305167

>>13305149
I don't see the humor in your post. I will say kek just for your efforts.

>>13305156
Anyone screamin "HOW!?" is an obvious newfag despite what he does.

>> No.13305171

>>13305134
Don't question me. I'm an oldfag, I've been going on /b/ for 7 years. You were still in diapers while I was protesting Scientology in my Guy Fawkes mask. Corkscrew, really? Why don't you come say that to my face and see what happens.

>> No.13305172

>>13305163
Wash it, put it in a maid dress and teach it to do domestic chores.

>> No.13305173

>>13305163
Kiss her, rub her ears, and tell her she's pretty.
Whatever happens next happens.

>> No.13305174

>>13305163
Find it's other sock, duh! It's gotta be around here somewhere!

>> No.13305178

>>13305163
Feed it to the cat. Why were you using no kill mousetraps, anyway? You know you don't have the balls to kill them yourself and we can't just release the vermin.

>> No.13305179

>>13305167
Or , you know, hasn't had to actually delete anything before. I know that that's hard to believe for an all-knowing oldfag such as you.

>> No.13305181

>>13305163
Ask her why her eyes are wide open.

>> No.13305183

>>13305174
It's probably crusty by now.

>> No.13305184

>>13305171
I wish I could say it to your face and then stare you down and watch you pussy out like the little bitch you are.

>> No.13305188

>>13305184
You're a big guy.

>> No.13305190

>>13305179
If you haven't had to delete an image over the last 9 months than you are obviously a newfag.

>> No.13305195

>>13305188
Four you.

>> No.13305197

>>13305181
She opened her eyes for you.
Her eyes are open.
She wears no disguise for you
Come into the mousetrap

>> No.13305198

>>13305190
Yeah, I bet he can't even triforce! Lol!

>> No.13305202

>>13305197
I think she may be on LSD or just woke up after having her organs harvested.

>> No.13305203

>>13305198
Where did all this defending of newfaggotry come from? Are we getting raided?

>> No.13305205

>>13305203
I can't tell if you're joking anymore.

>> No.13305210

>>13305205
I can't tell who's more autistic, the people actually arguing or the people perpetuating the argument by pretending to be retarded.

>> No.13305211

>>13305203
/pol/ caused /b/ to spill onto other boards.

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>>13305165
>Living in a massive house with your Echidna waifu
>Trying to cook for five different diets is a nightmare
>Everything has to be fireproofed for your draconic children
>Special seals have to be put into the walls to stop anyone using magic to sneak out
>No lights can be left on at night, otherwise your mothgirl will never sleep
>furniture is always getting destroyed by various canines & felines
>Your oldest one, a rather obstinate succubus, has been acting out lately. A lot. At all hours, Very vocally.
>Mom is torn between wanting to discipline her & wanting her to be a proper succubus
>She usually settles for trying to match her with you.

>> No.13305218

>>13305211
How'd they do that? This is a new development for me.

>> No.13305219

>>13305215
>oldest one
>a succubus
But that's wrong, first born is always another Echidna.

>> No.13305226

>>13305211
Is this about that t-rex guy in that webm?
Because that's not /pol/'s fault, trust me, I'm /pol/.

>> No.13305228

>>13305215
Fuck you for making me want to write an Echidna story on my break.

>> No.13305229

>>13305215
>They told you being a father would be easy
>Well fuck you, Dave. Who'd a thunk I'd fall in love with an Echidna, huh? Who'd a thunk that?
>Oh, but "It's totally fine because Echidna's can't have multiple children!"
>"And even if they do, what are the chances you end up with a lot?"
>"I mean, a Succubus? That's impossible!"
>Fuck you, Dave. Fuck. You.

>> No.13305230

>>13305210
I don't think you know what autistic means.

>>13305203
Who cares

>> No.13305232

>>13305228
Get back to doing papers and homework, you skeeve.

>> No.13305233

Would you cuddle a bee? y/n

>>13305203
We're here to talk about monster girls, not to show our street cred and deluding ourselves to be better than others for having wasted more time on this shitty place.

>> No.13305235

>>13305232
I have a job

>> No.13305236

>>13305233
No. I'm afraid of bees

>> No.13305238

>>13305233
No.

I'm 90% sure I'm allergic .

>> No.13305239

>>13305233
>Would you cuddle a bee
No, but only because of the implied low intelligence and whole "rape hive you can never leave" thing.

>> No.13305240

>>13305233
Cuddle a bee?
http://i.imgur.com/rFDdA.jpg
You mean like that?

>> No.13305241

>>13305233
I'd cuddle the whole damn hive! Healthy Holstaur like Bumble Bee girl who lactates honey when?
>>13305236
>>13305238
>>13305239
None of you are my friends.

>> No.13305242

>>13305235
You have a job but no vacation time. You have breaks instead.

>> No.13305243

Night all, don't burn down the thread.

>> No.13305244

>>13305242
>but no vacation time
I actually have three weeks paid vacation available that I'm saving for either a special occasion or an emergency.

>> No.13305245

>>13305242
Technically you have vacation time if you work by contacts.

It's why I'm studying to be a Landscaper.

>> No.13305246

Hey guys, somethings confusing me. I like Anubises, they're all well and cool, but why do people associate them with Legos? Makes no sense

>> No.13305248

>>13305246
Anubi, Anon
Anubi

>> No.13305249

>>13305246
Notothisshituagain.jpg

>> No.13305250

>>13305246
>being new
I remember those days...

>> No.13305251

>>13305248
Don't answer. He's just going to repeat the question numerous times.
He's trolling, or baiting, whatever the new term for it is these days.

>> No.13305253

>>13305233


I'd cuddle and squeeze the fuck out of a honeybee. I'd rub her abdomen and watch her squirm for hours.

>> No.13305254

>>13305251
I don't understand, it's a legitimate question. They didn't have Legos in the Egypt times.

>> No.13305255

>>13305251
Oh no, I know he's doing whatever

>> No.13305256

>you'll never bee beard with a harem of cute bee girls

>> No.13305257

>>13305246
how can you not know? lurk more.
>>13305251
sorry, I just can't help myself right now.

>> No.13305259

>>13305255
Then why answer him?

>> No.13305262

>>13305257
>Lol newfag lurk moar
Wow, this is sad. Also, asking a question is bait? The fuck is with this thread?

>> No.13305263

>>13305259
Eh, just wanted to correct his pronounciation of the plural word for Anubis. Because some get it wrong
And I'm drunk. Really drunk. One more shot and typing is a no go

>> No.13305266

>>13305256
Mantis Twins or nothing.

Maybe a Bee princess too

>> No.13305268

>>13305254
Actually if you knew about legos you would realize that they are throwbacks to legos type blocks found in ancient Egyptian tomb.

>> No.13305270

>>13305266
>Mantis twins
You, sir, are my nigga

>> No.13305271

>>13305262
Because everything is a personal attack and everyone is trolling, duh.

>> No.13305272

>>13305262
>The fuck is with this thread?
The fags are still awake. It'll calm down in a few hours.

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>>13305263
You sound like a lightweight.

>> No.13305276

>>13305263
Please shoot the next one for me. It would make me eternally grateful.

>> No.13305278

>>13305268
Anubis confirmed for liking Legos BEFORE they were mainstream. And after too, because fun things are fun, but still.

>> No.13305280 [DELETED] 

I installed Dark Souls to check the sunshine Knight but holy shit the PC port is fucking frustrating and annoying. Utter SHIT.

>> No.13305281

>EMG threads getting deleted on /a/ again

>> No.13305282

>>13304049
What could they be arguing about. Is Yao telling Alma to get on her knees? Is Alma telling her to shove it? Would Yao accept her offer?

>> No.13305284 [DELETED] 

>>13305281
So how much monetary compensation do 4chan janitors get again? I mean, it's early morning, to be putting so much effort into removing things he doesn't like, surely he must get paid right?

>> No.13305285

>>13305246
People used to associate anubisfags to the one building the pyramids, Then time goes on and only the building aspect remained thus anubis easily linked to legos. Or so they told before

>> No.13305287

>>13305280
>he doesn't know about dsfix

Get good.

>> No.13305288

>>13305280
I heard it was bad, but is it how the game runs or is it just the keyboard controls

Because games like that are better on a gamepad anyways

>> No.13305289

>>13305281
What for this time? Those are totally /a/ related.

>> No.13305291

>>13305281

> Implying there's anything new that warrants an /a/ thread
> Implying there's anything new that warrants a /jp/ thread

>> No.13305293

>>13304078
>>13304097
Never understood the appeal of rimjobs. You're sticking your tongue in another person's ass or having a tongue stuck up your ass. That just sounds gross and a quick way to kill the mood.

>> No.13305295

>>13305287
Come on, I know Google. And it's still annoying.

>>13305288
>is it how the game runs or is it just the keyboard controls
BOTH, and add mouse problems too.

>> No.13305297

>>13305288
On PC the graphics are horrendous, and the keyboard controls for it and the sequel are unusable, he needs to get dsfix, it fixes most problems.

>> No.13305298

>>13305274
Not a lightweight, just someone that can type good when drunk, but speaking is impossible. Because i start rambling about nonsense like that one time in college where I got drunk and woke up on the other side of my province
Yes, I'm pretty buzzed right now. Not as buzzed as that one time where I broke something but didn't feel it until morning, but getting there

>>13305276
I don't know. I don't want to get too drunk. Just a healthy middle ground

>> No.13305299

>>13305295
>He plays it with the keyboard

Holy shit you fucking faggot it even tells you to use a controller.

>> No.13305301

>>13305295
>>13305280
Just go buy a controller for the console of your choice, they work much better than keyboard and mouse.

>> No.13305303

>>13305281
You saw that too, right?

>> No.13305304

>>13305299
That's not how it should be, though.

Man, am I glad I didn't pay for this shit.

>> No.13305305

>>13305284
It's 11:40pm west coast burgerland


>>13305291
you could say that about almost any threads on /a/ currently though, at least EMG is an ongoing manga, there's people making threads about TTGL still and those don't get deleted

>> No.13305306

>>13305278
>Anubi are LEGO Hipsters
...eh, I still love 'em beyond all reason.

>> No.13305308

>>13305298
I'll drink a beer for you instead.

>> No.13305310

>>13305298
I'm the type who can still type and speak fairly well with a lot of alcohol in my system.
I'll take 5 shots for you.

>> No.13305313

>>13305281
After reading this post I decided to check the archive, and I can't blame them for deleting such a shitty thread. Though I feel the original poster deleted it out of shame.

https://archive.moe/a/thread/123858585/

>> No.13305314

>>13305304
Why not? third person action games with melee combat NEED a controller

>> No.13305315

>>13305304
You should know by now From isn't good with PC at all anon.

>> No.13305316

>>13305284
Makes me wonder. Does anything get pruned here still? I'm not on much during peak hours so I don't see anything then, but I haven't seen a chain of [Deleted] in quite the while.

>> No.13305317

>>13305304
>Not how it should be
It's a PC port you fuck, it's literally made with console controls in mind.
If you even spend a second on any Souls general you would know you need a controller for PC.

>> No.13305319 [DELETED] 

>>13305305
You think we could make a legit complaint about how mods are acting over this? I mean the mods hired onto /a/ and other places weren't exactly the pick of the litter.

>> No.13305320

>>13305313
Oh, can we delete OPs again?

It might be a shit thread but that doesn't make it not /a/

>> No.13305321

>>13304432
It's the gentle and motherly nature. Nothing against the Minotaurs, but Holstaurs comes first.

>> No.13305323

>>13305316
every once in awhile
I saw one the other night

>> No.13305325

>>13305291
You can't just throw a can of bait at a fish. You'll scare it off. You gotta bait softer, friendo. to imply that there isn't something new every thread what with Kc, write or drawfags, is far too heavy handed.

>> No.13305326
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13305326

Cazuclaw girl when?

I'll delete it.

>> No.13305328

>>13305305
Or fucking madonkadonk threads, just tripfags cerclejerking with pictures of madoka

>> No.13305330

>>13305323
The janitor is actually cleaning up? Sure is nice to do so long after a shitstorm happened.

>> No.13305331

>>13305308
Sounds good! Wish I was drinking the beer. Jesus Christ I'm sounding like an alcoholic. Soon I'll be drinking all day everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with some brandy as a midnight snack.
But then I'll piss the bed. and no one wants to sleep in their piss. But if I sleep next to the toilet I can avoid that!

>>13305310
Don't get too drunk. Don't want you destroying your liver because some drunk anon told you to

>> No.13305332

>>13305325
meme

>> No.13305333

>>13305332
Still too obvious

>> No.13305337

>>13305331
My liver has been through far worse. Ever down Everclear? The 90%+ alcohol content stuff? Let me tell you, there's a reason they use the stuff to peal paint off of walls.

>> No.13305338

>>13305325

> Implying it's bait when there's <0.26% OC ITT

>> No.13305339

>>13305326
That looks cool as shit, is that on the nexus?
I'll have to download it

>> No.13305341

>>13305333
joke

>> No.13305342

>>13305339
Yeah it is.

>> No.13305344

>>13305337
Eeeyyy, I have a bottle of that in my liquor cabinet.

>> No.13305346
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13305346

>>13305278
>>13305306
>Anubis has a large room full of expensive LEGO models
>Even came up with a few models herself
>Tries to get you into them
>She can be very demanding, insisting you follow the instructions perfectly until you get better with them
>One day, find an old box under her work bench
>It's full of very rectangular stones
>There's a papyrus scroll with wingdings and images of the stones on them
>She explains it's an old LEGO set
>'It's been a hobby of my family's forever'
>And how long is forever?
>'Hmm... When was Ramses II in power?"

>> No.13305348

>>13305331
Don't get so drunk you piss the bed. You should work on waking up whenever there is trouble like your bladder spilling all over the place. Or getting shot by zombie nazis. Which ever more is relevant.

>> No.13305349

I want to catch some muscled monster girls miring me at the gym.

>> No.13305351

>>13305341
no survivors

>>13305338
Still there. Deserves a thread.

>> No.13305354

>>13305233
>Would you cuddle a bee?

Would there be danmaku involved?

>> No.13305369

>>13305346
I bet Anubi would glue their LEGO sets together with superglue and never touch them afterwards.

>> No.13305370

>>13305326
Nonononononononononononono. Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy.

>> No.13305373

>>13305326
I'm horrified yet intrigued.

>> No.13305377

>>13305370
Why not?

Also, stop being a faggot.

>> No.13305378

>>13305337
That's bad for you, anon. I may be drunk, and drunk I am, but I still am a doctor. My MD is somewhere, I'll look for it in the morning
Point is, don't go punishing your liver like that. let me tell you, transplants are some messy stuff. You ever had to do a kidney transplant. Well, I won't go into detail, mainly because I can't think straight, but it's brutal stuff.

>>13305348
Waking up? You want to know something funny? I'm a dead sleeper. Completely dead when I'm asleep. Combine that with getting TKO'd due to drinking and you could smuggle me to China
Reminds me of when my house caught on fire. One minute you're sleeping in bed, next minute you wake up in your friends parents house with them all looking at you like you were just resurrected by a Lich

>> No.13305380

Anons, imagine this monster girl. A Manatee Girl! She'd be the Holstaur of the sea!

>On the chubby side
>Naturally curvy
>Easy going
>Gentle
>Loves lazing in the shallows
>And playing with people in the lagoon

Thoughts?

>> No.13305381

>>13305346
>Implying she'd have to try and get me into them
>Implying I wouldn't happily build all kinds of things with her
>Implying I wouldn't love every split second spent in her company

>>13305369
Eh, I have a feeling some might to some at least. But in the end, they'd still appreciate the glory of taking them apart, finding new and interesting things to do with them, and more.

And if not, a quick viewing of The LEGO Movie will set everything straight.

>> No.13305386

>>13305369
Nah. Not mess with them? Maybe. Glue them together? No. No empire lasts forever. Each girl takes the set, adds to it, and makes their own LEGO kingdom.

>> No.13305389

>>13305380
I wonder if she'd be a hit with the sea men
Eh? Get it? Get it? Sea men?

>> No.13305392

>>13305373
>look it up on youtube
>it's just a deathclaw reskin

It's shit.

>> No.13305395

>>13305378
Yes you have to be lucky enough for there to be one and take anti rejection meds regardless.
But believe me, my liver is like Robert Downey Jr.'s in terms of resilience and can take severe punishment. Wish I could say the same for my kidneys, who pussy out after one Dr. Pepper.

>> No.13305396

>>13305389
>Hit
A double pun by accident, because seamen hit them with boats!

>> No.13305397

>>13305351

Or we would stop having 24/7 threads and only post when there's OC. Or have them twice a week. Or only on the weekends. Anything to stop whatever the fuck this is. There's yet to be a single good reason for 24/7 other than "WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEAVE."

>> No.13305399

>>13305386
That sounds appropriate.

>> No.13305401

>>13305396
Ha!
Wait, what?

>> No.13305402

>>13305392
>youtube

http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/58606/?

>> No.13305404

>>13305377
The cazador what science gone wrong, this is way past the line.

>> No.13305406

>>13305163
Nyanon, you're terrifying the poor girl. At least give her a cheese ball to calm her down, and she could at least use a t-shirt. How indecent!

>> No.13305408

>>13305380
The manatee is thought to be the origin of mermaid stories so it works.

>> No.13305411

>>13305401
Manatees. They get hit by boats because they move so slowly and look vaguely like logs. Not even kidding, they're like pandas of the sea, though I think they can at least fuck without help.

>> No.13305414 [DELETED] 

>>13305397
Maybe you should take that advice rather than shitting up every thread you don't agree with.

>> No.13305416

>>13305401
Seacows are incredibly stupid and curious, they'll hear a boat engine, wonder what it is, then swim over to the boat, and then get chopped up by the thing

>> No.13305417

>>13305406
She won't be needing t-shirts where she's going.

>> No.13305420

>>13305411
>>13305416
Well that took a sharp turn.

>> No.13305425

>>13305408
>Manatee's are all the rave way back in the earlier times because sailors keep thinking they're mermaids
>Get so much dicking without even having to do any alluring things like the Siren's that they can just sit back and wait for the next sailor to bang their brains out
>But then actual mermaids are discovered
>And sailors realize they've been putting their dicks in the wrong lady
>Mermaids become all the rave
>Manatee's get close to becoming as irrelevant as Sea Slime's
This is the fate of the Manatee

>> No.13305427

>>13305420
>a sharp turn.
Like a propeller blade, amirite?!

Okay, I'm done now. I like healthy mermaid mammal things.

>> No.13305428 [DELETED] 

>>13305397
>Implying it's not a good argument
People write new shit all the time, there's at least an update every thread so if we only post a new thread for each OC, then there would still be a thread permanently up. If you're so rectum-ravaged by the constant threads, their advice is perfectly valid. Get the fuck out. It doesn't bother you to have one threat in your catalog in a constant long, slow circulation, just filter the word "monster".

Honestly, what are you even doing here, participating in something you actively dislike? Fuck off.

>> No.13305429

>>13305420
God damn it Charon

>> No.13305433 [DELETED] 

>>13305428
>>13305414

> Asking if we can stop shitting where we eat is considered to be shitting itself
> The thought of wanting a better community means you MUST be one of those horrible /jp/ natives

It's really like I'm talking to people about GG, religion, or any other polarizing subject.

>> No.13305436

>>13305417
Nyanon, put the mouse down... she's starting to cry.

>> No.13305438

>You will never almost get raped by your least favorite monstergirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rALR-gk1Kx4

>> No.13305439

>>13305433
>shitting where we eat
>Having a thread up is shitting where we eat
>Less threads = better community
Are you that same faggot who I told to bait a little more subtly? I mean, if you are, good job. Ya nearly got me there, still, here's a complimentary "Get fucked." Get fucked.

>> No.13305443

>>13305439
Stop calling everything "bait" you fucking retard.

>> No.13305447

>>13305439
>anything I disagree with is bait.

>> No.13305448

>>13305433
Neither post you linked mentions /jp/ natives. That is a strawman argument. It is a false representation of our arguments. If you're seriously talking about GG then you're on the wrong chan. Religion is always hotly contested. I'm inclined to think you're a troll.

>> No.13305449

>>13305438
replacing a the jelly with a manticore in my head gave me an erection

>> No.13305453

>>13305443
>>13305447

I call it as I see it. The bullshit you spew is neither constructive nor does it serve a purpose other than to piss people off. It is trite, hollow and fucking worthless. Hence bait.

>> No.13305458 [DELETED] 

>>13305453
>source: me

>> No.13305460 [DELETED] 

>>13305453
Your life is fucking worthless.

>> No.13305463

>>13305449
Me too, but Manticores aren't my least favorite, so no surprise there.

>> No.13305464

>>13305449
>Having a Manticore whisper in your ear to "go with the flow" before dragging you into a dank bathroom stall
I'd rather the environment were something more...sterile, but sure, I can go for that.

>> No.13305465 [DELETED] 

>>13305453
I hate the fact that you are alive.

>> No.13305467

>>13305458
You forgot myself, and I but I'll allow it.

>> No.13305468

>>13305463
I just thought manticore because they seemed the most likely to rape like that

>> No.13305469

>>13305453
>>13305467
Shit, I got memed on.

>> No.13305474 [DELETED] 

>>13305465
Maybe you should leave or kill yourself. I don't mind either way.

>> No.13305476 [DELETED] 

>>13305474
>anything I don't like is bait and anyone who says something I don't like should kill themselves.

You first.

>> No.13305477

>>13305458
>Or we would stop having 24/7 threads and only post when there's OC. Or have them twice a week. Or only on the weekends. Anything to stop whatever the fuck this is.
Nigger, do you really think that this is worth anything? This bullshit sequence of letters haphazardly thrown together to form some dumbass oppinion? Please. The guy knew he wasn't contributing anything more than a lazy piece of bait.

>> No.13305478

>>13305453
>>13305467
>>13305474
I like how the troll is accusing everyone else of baiting.

A+, way to fuck with the thread even more.

>> No.13305479

A possible encounter with a Manatee Girl.

>Relaxing in a small lagoon
>Enjoying the natural privacy of the place
>Ignored rumors of dangerous monster girls hiding there
>Eventually fall asleep, like an idiot
>Wake up when something suddenly bangs into you
>Internally panicking! It's a monster or a wild animal!
>Open your eyes and see a woman's face inches away form yours.
>She's completely naked and her lower half reminds you of a mermaid's tail.
>Her arms are wrapped around your neck and breast pressed up against your chest
>She has a big, goofy smile. "Hello!"
>Caught off guard you dumbly respond."Uh.... Hi?"
>"What are you doing here?"
>"Uh.... Relaxing."
>"Neat! Do you want to fuck?"
>"No... No thank you."
>"Awww~ Are you sure? It will be fun~"
>"Yes I'm sure."
>She 's making a pouty face now. "Fine! Do you want to swim with me?"
>"No. I just want to sit here and relax."
>Because apparently you are the most boring motherfucker ever.
>She doesn't let go of you
>You're forced to cuddle with a manatee girl in the warm shallows of this lagoon.

The Holstaur of the sea! She takes no as an answer, but only begrudgingly and she makes sure to press her breast against you as much as possible!

>> No.13305482

>>13305468
The question is, younger Manticore on the prowl for a snack or older Manticore out to prove she still has some rape left in the tank?

>> No.13305485

>>13305468
Especially considering most Manticores fuck with their victims by acting like they're ging to eat you when they're done.
Sometimes even foregoing the wait and love biting in the middle of sex.

>> No.13305487

>>13305476
You misrepresented me in your post. I haven't called anything bait in this thread. However you should still probably kill yourself to statistically up the IQ range in the country you live in.

>> No.13305488

>>13305477
>The guy knew

>source: me

>> No.13305493

>>13305482
Rape Left in the Tank for $500.

>> No.13305494

>>13305482
Younger ones probably wouldn't start with luring tactics, and instead would just grab you and be like,
>"You're coming with me."

>> No.13305495

>>13305482
Normally shy yandere Manticore who's been stalking you since you where nice to her once

j-just go with the flow anon

>> No.13305497

>>13305380
Can I bonk them?

>> No.13305498

>>13305488
I'd be shocked if he actually thought he was saying anything remotely valuable. Shocked and saddened.

>> No.13305505

>>13305498
I'm not trying to defend him, all I'm saying is that the terms "bait" and "troll" are incredibly fucking retarded because there's always a chance the guy is being legit, so instead of wasting your breath spouting memes and buzzwords you could easily ignore him.

>> No.13305506

>>13305346
The scene is of an anubis sitting in a very well decorated throne room, In comes an attractive servant and asks her
" Are the rumors true milady?"

To which the Anubis replies "Yes, they are true"

Her servant then asks "I do not understand why you want to move to Denmark and become their local god..."

The Anubis smiles and pulls out a Lego kit.


She changes the channel.

>> No.13305507

>>13305436
I'm busy writing, that's a different guy.
But yeah, that mouse needs cuddles and a set of pajamas.

>> No.13305508

>>13305505
>Implying anyone in this thread has the mental capacity to understand that concept.

>> No.13305510

>>13305497
No you can't. They're not seal girls.

>> No.13305514

>>13305508
I know some do.

>> No.13305515
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13305515

Succubi come in various shapes and sizes for the discerning men who prefer a variety to choose from.

>> No.13305516

>>13305508
Is it really so hard to report and ignore?

>> No.13305518

>>13305479
>The Holstaur of the sea!
I'm gonna milk one, I don't care how long it takes or how many times I have to impregnate her but I'm gonna do it.

>> No.13305519

>>13305516
Apparently it is for some.

>> No.13305520

>>13305515
Why does the red one have a shackle on her arm?

>> No.13305521

>>13305520
Fashion.

>> No.13305524

>>13305505
The benefit of doubt can only go so far. If I were to start talking about monsterboy maledom, really, what are the odds I'm not just stirring shit? In that case, much like this case, it's perfectly reasonable to call it out on being bait.

>> No.13305526

>>13305515
None of them are very appealing.

>> No.13305527

>>13305515
Do they come in a form that aren't sluts

>> No.13305529 [SPOILER] 
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13305529

I am going to start the bidding at 5k usd.
Ununsed goods.

>> No.13305531

>>13305524
Simply ignoring him is still your best bet.

>it's perfectly reasonable to call it out on being bait.
No, not really. If it IS bait, he won't give a shit and will enjoy the attention, and if it isn't, you're being unnecessarily dum'.

>> No.13305532

>>13305515
The red one up front would be great if her eyes weren't so heretical.

>> No.13305536
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>>13305494
>You'll never be home alone during the full moon.
>You parents will have never left for their secret bunker where they are most likely boning.
>You'll never be chilling in your room when suddenly your door opens and a figure charges through and tackles you to your bed
>You'll never realize you've been pinned to your bed by that one Manticore girl from school who had been shooting looks at you all month.
>You'll never notice she's looking down at you with pure desire in her eyes and by "desire" I mean she's got heart shaped pupils.
>You'll never feel her lay down on top of you and feel the heave of her chest as she locks in eye contact and starts breathing heavily.
>You'll never feel her tie you to the bed before pulling off your pants and pulling your head forward so it's inches from hers.
>She'll never look you dead in the eye and whisper "You're mine" just loud enough for you to hear it.
>She'll never rape you with her tailpussy while whispering lewd things into your ear.
>She'll never mount you and ride you with her actual pussy after a few hours.
>The lewd whispers will never transition into whispers about how much she loves you and how she touched herself while thinking about you every day.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with your arms freed and a rather affectionate Manticore cuddling you beneath the covers.
It's a complicated feeling.

>> No.13305537
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13305537

Would you help a homeless or unfortunate MG?

Even if she was not the species you desire for your wife?

>> No.13305538
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13305538

I want to feed a black harpy meat until she can barely move!

>> No.13305540

>>13305531
This.
The best way to win the game is to not play at all.
Which is why we don't play Sonic '06.

>> No.13305543

>>13305518
A truly noble goal Anon.

>> No.13305544

>>13305515
Blue with drills on left

>> No.13305545

>>13305537
Are you saying that I can only rescue hobo girls I plan to marry?

>> No.13305546

>>13305537
Depends on a lot of factors, anywhere from hell no to probably.

>> No.13305549

>>13305537
I wouldn't help a homeless man, so why should I help a monster girl.

>> No.13305551

>>13305545
If you so much as look at a monster girl you are now married to her. You can't have any interactions with any unless you plan on marrying them.

>> No.13305552

>>13305531
>If it IS bait, he won't give a shit and will enjoy the attention
Though I have to accept this, you're still an idiot, and it's unsettling. Bait is little more than an opinion. Crafted to get attention and garner butthurt, yes but it is still the representation of an opinion none the less, and i would argue a very crucial element to these threads. Now, if you ignore the bait, then other. more legitimate people, see this, and assume that the lack of a violent backlash means such a view is accepted. You get where I'm going with this, right? You're not actually as stupid as you're pretending to be, right?

>> No.13305553

>>13305529

I think its time to purge and im not talking about the elf.

>> No.13305558

>>13305537
What if I turn into an alp and then try to adopt monstergirls?

How many will show their true colors and reveal it was just a ploy to get a husband and they can survive perfectly fine in the wild?

How many are just pretending to be little girls?

>> No.13305564

>>13305558
60-100% depending on location and species.

>> No.13305567

>>13305553
Relax, it's just a fetish of hers.

>> No.13305570

>>13305552
When it's super obvious, you'll know, and so will other people.

>> No.13305574

>>13305552
>you're still an idiot
>You're not actually as stupid as you're pretending to be, right?
You're being even more defensive about this than me, holy shit.

>the lack of a violent backlash means such a view is accepted
Don't try to justify sperg attacks.

...Fuck, why do I even care

Good night everyone.

>> No.13305577

>>13305574
Good night, faggot. Pleasant dreams about you sucking cock.

>> No.13305581
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13305581

>>13305577
I've been looking for this picture for an hour, god damn.

Good night for real now.

>> No.13305586

>>13305581
What makes you think I wasn't joking?

>> No.13305589

>>13305574
>Defending ignoring bait
The picts lit themselves on fire and sprinted at their enemy naked, and you KNOW no one wanted to fuck with them. What if they just ignored roman occupation? Extreme, but a parallel none the less. Only bitches ignore, >>13305570 and it's not the obvious bait you have to look out for.

Well ,whatever. Night, faggot. Sweet dreams.

>> No.13305590

>>13305581
I'm sorry, but the idea that the stupid shit said here is just a joke sounds like complete bullshit.

>> No.13305593

>>13305590
I laugh almost every time I post. If you're not getting it maybe you shouldn't take shit so seriously.

>> No.13305594

>>13305581
This should be a part of Internet 101.

>>13305589
Let's apply real life logic to the Internet, just like politicians trying to ban loli and shit.

>>13305590
It's a good way to take it easy and not be a hothead all the time.

>> No.13305595

>>13305593
>It was just a joke guys
That doesn't make you any less retarded for the crap you spewed.

>>13305594
Sweden took it easy and look what happened to them.

>> No.13305596

>>13305515
And yet I still want the blueberry temptress in the back. Look at her, she knows she doesn't even need to try.

>> No.13305600
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13305600

"Anything can happen in the woods~."
"May I kiss you~<3"
"Right and wrong don't matter in the woods~."
"Only feelings~<3"

>> No.13305603

>>13305595
What retarded crap did I spew? Please tell me.

>> No.13305605

>>13305594
>implying the logic isn't sound
>implying sitting on your hands and watching faggots posting dumb shit with no consequences won't lead other faggots to think that their preferences are accepted here
>implying this doesn't lead to monsterboys futa and everything else we love to hate

Not that this will happen, because thankfully not every one is a passive retard like you.

>> No.13305609

>>13305603
You weren't the guy posting "bait", retarded memes, and other stupid crap?

>> No.13305612

>>13305609
Wasn't me.

>> No.13305614

>>13305515
That teal one in the back is pretty nice.

>> No.13305617

Lamias are the best
If you disagree you are wrong

>> No.13305619

>>13305536
>You'll never wake up the next morning with your arms freed and a rather affectionate Manticore cuddling you beneath the covers.
Heart-Pupils are nice.
This is just fantastic.

>> No.13305622
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13305622

>>13305617
They're lovely.

>> No.13305626

>>13305619
I do like me some heart pupils. More than I like a single fang. Both together are glorious.

>> No.13305627

>>13305617
They are pretty much the go-to monster girl.
The one that is right in the middle of monster and girl.

>> No.13305628

>>13305536
>The lewd whispers will never transition into whispers about how much she loves you and how she touched herself while thinking about you every day.


>you will never be loved

>> No.13305629

>>13305600

"Screw you, plantgirls are high risk, I'm not taking a chance on getting vored."

>> No.13305631

>>13305537
Why the bloody hell can't I find the picture of that adorable little fox girl that I always respond "Taking her home with me" to?

>> No.13305632

>>13305629
You should be more worried about being unbirthed.

>> No.13305633
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>>13305626
The best

>> No.13305634

>>13305536
As a tailpussy slut, this saddens me greatly.

>> No.13305636
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13305636

>>13305627
Plus they give the best hugs

>> No.13305639

>>13305628
>you will never be loved
B-But my parents love me!

>> No.13305640

>>13305633
You make me sad. Of course she has heart pupils and even a canon reason to have heart pupils; however, she has no fang to speak of.

>> No.13305641

>>13305600
This is why you always carry vinegar on you when deepwoodsing. Fire magic is a puss too, Because boiled water kills plants just as well as vinegar does so the two together must be pretty fuckin' brutal

>> No.13305642

What would you do if your Waifu was killed?
What if someone else already killed the one who killed her?
Would you become a protector? Would you honor her memory by protecting all the smiles you could, as you couldn't with her?

>> No.13305644
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13305644

>>13305629
>"Chances can be taken in the woods~."
>"May I touch you~<3"
>"Let your hesitations be hushed~"
>"If you leave my heart would be crushed~<3"

>> No.13305647

I want a Monster Girl who'll care for me and stop all the pain, suffering, and stress, who'll hold me tight and protect me and comfort me. All that fun loving stuff. I'm too weak (Both physically and emotionally) to handle all this, what Monster Girl would be best for me?

>> No.13305649

>>13305536
>>You parents will have never left for their secret bunker where they are most likely boning.
Best parents. What do they even fear, he's claimed and they already fuck, why not send your vulnerable children into the safe place?

>> No.13305653
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13305653

>>13305640
Bats have fangs anon, i'm just trying to keep the dick out of the caps

>> No.13305655

>>13305600
>>13305644
Dubs can't save you from me just walking away.
>>"If you leave my heart would be crushed~<3"
Then make a not shit doujin with one of you in it and maybe I'll reconsider my stance on you.

>> No.13305656

>>13305647
Sounds like you need a slime in your life.

>> No.13305657

Hey, I'm back with more shit and an extremely small update about a veteran that gets tugged along through shit by little girls.. It was late, I couldn't sleep. In any case, I'm trying to get more of this done. Sorry for taking so long. I'll get around to getting rid of all the damn typos and grammar mistakes on the pastebin.

Previous idiocy: http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG

>You find it funny, in a way, that you find yourself on a park bench again.
>Right back where this all started.
>Everyone's noticeably avoiding you, though.
>Not like you aren't used to it from your previous visits.
>It was your park first, everyone else can go fuck themselves.
>Knowing monsters, they probably will. In the park.
>Horny shitheads.
>You look around.
>A couple of monster girls, about highschool-age, look to you and whisper while frowning.
>A parent looks up from talking to her child, makes eye contact with you, then immediately turns around and walks away, picking up her child and holding her close as she does so.
>A crow tengu lands on a tree across from you, caws loudly at you, then flies away.
>Yup, a real welcoming city.
>Fuck everyone in it.
>You look around again, and sigh, impatiently.
>Just gotta' sit here and hope that little cheshire keeps her word.
>Frankly, it was hard enough just going along with this.
>The circumstances of your last meeting was… not really something you're proud of.
>Yeah, you were egged on, Maddy got what was coming to her, but still.
>They're both just little girls. Little monster girls, but still girls.
>That isn't the only reason, though.
>It's like… like coming here is admitting you don't want to be alone anymore.
>However true that is, it's a hard thing to admit. You're supposed to be the big bad scary man.
>The tough guy, the brutal soldier that clawed through hell and came out not caring about anyone.
>Nope, instead you came out of the war a sad and sorry, missing a leg, a woman, and what felt like a part of your soul.

>> No.13305659

>>13305647
Any motherly type will do.

>> No.13305660

>>13305649
But anon, this was the plan all along.
Momma wants her some granddaughterus

>> No.13305662

>>13305657

>"Tommy!"
"Huh?"
>A little cat embraces your good leg.
>"You actually showed up!"
"Y-yeah."
>What are you doing, stuttering like a fucking wimp. Man up.
>Kiki looks up at you happily. Like what happened last time, never did.
"Aren't you... y'know, scared of me?"
>Yup, way to go motherfucker, better call the fucking Glacies, they're missing one cool incubus.
>"Why would I be scared of you?" she asks innocently.
>"Sounds like you're losing your touch, Tommy-boy," comes a voice from behind you.
>With a colorful warp, a little cheshire plops onto your lap.
>"Going all soft for little girls. You know they got a club for that?"
>You stare at her, unamused.
>"'s called the Sabbath."
>You blink.
>She winks at you. "We can go there today, if you'd like."
>You shove her off of you.
"I thought you said you'd behave."
>"I am! I'm never going overboard again, learned my lesson."
>"It doesn't really sound like it," Kiki chimes in.
>The striped cat gives her friend a small, sarcastic frown.
>"Well, doesn't mean I'm not gonna' tease him a bit!"
>Kiki doesn't look too happy.
>"You going to be okay?" she asks you.
>You shrug.
"She's a cheshire, it's in her nature. Not like she can get to me just acting like a pest."
>Kiki looks at you, not completely assured.
"Relax, I'll be fine. We're not going to do anything that'll bring up anything bad."
>"Speaking of, what are we gonna be doing?" Maddy says loudly.
"You mean you didn't plan for that?" you say as you shoot her an annoyed look.
>"You're an old-timer, and you've been here a long time, I figured you'd have something better to do than I could come up with."
>Why are you even surprised?
>Well, think. What is something you can take children to?
>Museum of Natural History? Show 'em dinosaur fossils, and all that other cool shit?
>And happen upon some WWII rifles, or some bows and arrows, and get some flashbacks.
>Alright then, art gallery?

>> No.13305663

>>13305657
>http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG
>Semi-Incubus CONTINUES
Oh dear merciful christ YES.

>> No.13305665

>>13305657
Oh, yay i've been looking forward to this

>> No.13305668

>>13305662

>Right, because kids are just rearing to stare at some splats on a canvas, and telling each other how "abstract" it is.
>Fuck, zoo?
>Eh, it's kinda' expensive. They have a discount for seniors, right?
>"Hey, buddy, you okay? You look like you're off in space here."
>Goddamn it you purple bitch I hope you like staring at animals.
"We're going to the zoo."
>Hopefully this won't drain your wallet.

Sorry that's all I came up with so far.
I'll try to make more soon enough.
For now, though, what do you think of the story so far? Am I doing alright? Is there anything in particular you want to see?
Criticism always welcome.

>> No.13305669

>>13305660
>Wanting manticore daughters
Well, I uh... more power to you?

>> No.13305672
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13305672

Do you guys put your waifu on things?

>> No.13305675

>>13305668
Short, but sweet. Nice to see it continued.

I'd say you're doing as alright as ever, I'm still quite interested in it. Definitely looking forward to more, whenever you're able.

>> No.13305677

>>13305642
Have you played Asura's wrath?
Something like that. Being dead doesn't mean he can escape.

>> No.13305678

>>13305672
You using a classic 4chanX?

>> No.13305681

>>13305672
On...thin-
>Dashboard
Oh.

Well, as I don't feel comfortable hanging...certain pictures, on my walls, as I live with family, currently I constrain myself to just having her picture be my lock screen on my iPod.

Also numerous pictures on a Slideshow for my Desktop. Switches every half-hour.

>> No.13305682

>>13305669
I was saying that anon's mother wanted granddaughters and that's why he got left behind.

>> No.13305685

>>13305678
I have Kakuen on right now.

>> No.13305688

>>13305678
I haven't bothered updating in awhile, or is there some new extension everyone is using

>> No.13305689 [SPOILER] 
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13305689

>>13305672
Yes.

>> No.13305692

>>13305688
I'm using the one newer version made when the new captcha bullshit was implemented. Does yours have a gallery option? I forgot and wanted to see if I could downgrade a bit to the good old version.

>> No.13305697

>>13305689
Why Chile?

>> No.13305699

>>13305672
>Amazon.com: Stargate SG-...
What season are you getting?

>> No.13305701

>>13305642
Wait for this scenario to happen:
>>13299546
>>13299585

>> No.13305706

>>13305692
I'm using 3.20.15, i don't see any gallery option anywhere, and there's no captcha on mine because i bought a pass. it's running out soon too, what is the new captcha like?


>>13305699
I'm not buying any of them, SG-1 and Atlantis are free to stream if you have a prime account

>> No.13305710

>>13305706
Holly hell you're outdated.

>> No.13305716

>>13305710
I just checked

Christ, we're on 10.8 already?
time flies when you spend all day working and talking about monstergirls

>> No.13305719

>>13305697
I hate you through the computer.

>> No.13305723

>>13305668
>Is there anything in particular you want to see?
Veteran melting catmom's icy heart.

>> No.13305724

>>13305716
>>13305710
Christ, there are so many new fucking options, i like the new board bar though

>> No.13305727

>>13305724
The one that disappears now when you're not hovering your mouse over it?

>> No.13305729

>>13305727
That's not happening when i do it, and that's been an option for a long time, i just used to turn that off

>> No.13305734
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>>13305729
How the hell do you turn it on/off?

And what Monster girls do you like?

>> No.13305748

>>13305734
I just updated to the newest version

Go to the little drop down menu next to the setting button
and then go to the header menu
and then uncheck auto hide header

The old way to do it was to click and drag the edge of the bar and pull it up

>> No.13305751

Which elemental do you pick Anon?

>Sylph
>Gnome
>Udine
>Salamander

You can only pick one! So choose wisely!

>> No.13305756

>>13305751
>Salamander
Are you rusing us m8?

I pick Sylph.

>> No.13305760
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>>13305751
Udine if we're going by my favorite element

Gnome if we're talking about my favorite MGQ spirit

>> No.13305765
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13305765

>>13305748
Thank you. It's been bugging the crap out of me.

>>13305751
>Wind provides a lot of versatility on the battlefield
>Earth provides a lot of perks you wouldn't think of at first, like launching a barrage of stone/crystal spears at the enemy
>Water provides control over something that makes up the majority of the earth's surface and human body, which means a lot of potential
>Fire isn't very versatile, but it's fairly powerful. It's also a double whammy with iceregardless
I'd go with Sylph or Undine.

>> No.13305769

>>13305751
Undine

>> No.13305770

>>13305751
Gnome. Pull disposable weapons from the ground, sandstorms, instant sand castles to kick down and fulfill the hungering wrath of your inner 3 year old.
All that fancy shit.

>> No.13305774

>>13305751
Sylph, I guess.

>> No.13305775
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13305775

>>13305765
>It's also a double whammy with ice regardless
Meant for that to be in the Water part, dammit.

>> No.13305776

>>13305751
I reject all of your options and choose my own

>Dark Matter

Are you ready for the sexual nuke?

>> No.13305795

>>13305776
Are you saying you choose the impossible?
That you choose Rapture?

Bioshock Monster Girl crossover perhaps?

>> No.13305813
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13305813

>>13305776
>Choosing Dark element
>Not Wood or Moon
>Not going with all 8 elements from SoM

>> No.13305829

>>13304841
>>13304820
>Alp Kunoichi
>Alp Amazons
Yes. I'd say both will happen if a guy Alps after being brought to a Kunoichi/Amazon village, with the locals then training to the new girl

>Alp Nereids
Yes. Probably happens automatically if one were to Alp out in the sea

>Alp Alices
Yes, but 'hyper rare' Nips use 'rare' and its comparative really inflationary in those TCG Mobage if you ask me

>Alp Vampires
probably no, but Alp Lich is possible

also Alp Dark Priests

>> No.13305838

What's going on in this thread?

>> No.13305842

>>13305838
What do you mean?

>> No.13305847

>>13305829
Dark Priest, like Kunoichi, seems more a matter of vocation.

Lich it'd probably depend on magical power in life, probably before out-right Alping. Vampire would similarly likely require a bite before the gender change.

>> No.13305848

>>13305813
>Wood or Moon
>Ever
Don't get me wrong, they offer good support magic, but I'm all about that attack magic.
If you don't have that, then get out of my face.
I mean, in Secret of Mana 1, Dryad didn't even have ANY magic other than powering the Mana Sword.

>> No.13305850

>Go on Mono's blog
>See post about "DAKI COMMISSIONS OPEN"
>Begin to freak out and grab my wallet
>It's just some other artist he reblogged from
Fucking cock tease, why are all the MG artists not offering commissions right now, when I actually have money?

>> No.13305855

>>13305848
Dryad had reflect and revive in 1. Luna was a beast in 1 as well with those stat and critical boosting magics.
And technically Dryad had attack magic in 1 and I think 2, it just wasn't very good like Salamander or Undine's.
And speaking of the Secret of Mana series; Death Hand Werewolf, Duelist Lizardman, and Master Kunoichi when?

>> No.13305865

>>13305850
>Mono
>Daki Commissions
God knows I'm waiting for that day too anon...

>> No.13305895

Someone give me something nice to think about while I try to get some sleep.

>> No.13305900

>>13305895
Imagine elemental spirits napping on top of you in cute positions.

>> No.13305906

>>13305895
A kitsune and tanuki tit-sammiching your dick in an effort to win favor over the other. The kitsune is waving a fan that burns incense inside the notches and the other is waving cash.

>> No.13305917

>>13305850
Did he do any other dakis except Gazer one?

>> No.13305921

>>13305917
Cheshire.

>> No.13305928

>>13305895
Alps staying true to their roots and snuggling up to you as you sleep

>> No.13305932

>>13305921
FUCK OFF BOB

>> No.13305940

>>13305932
I'm not Bob.
Just stating that's the other one he did.

>> No.13305956

>>13305847
eh, it was 'if you Alp after being attacked by a Dark Priest, you turn into one of them'

>> No.13305966

>>13305850
>tfw i got the only Loen commission

now if only he would come back already so i could pay him and i could stop feeling bad that he gave me the art before we figured out they whole "how to pay him" thing

>> No.13305972

>>13305932
he was talking about this one anon
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2271354
Oh wow, this thunderbird one doesn't look too bad

To bad i'm not into things this lewd being on my bed

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2336952

>> No.13305974
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13305974

>>13305233
I would start a new hive with one.

fertility? MAMAMO MAGIC.

Would you be open to the idea of starting a new new hive/colony with your waifu?

>> No.13305975
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13305975

>>13305966
I wish Loen came back.
He has 5 requests to fulfill.

>> No.13305978

>>13305972
>http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2336952
Shame faustsketcher is so focused on drawing huge dicks and futa, this isn't too bad.

>> No.13305980

>>13305974
>Making a new hive with a worker bee
MAMANO MANA couldn't even fix this idiotic idea. Just grab a young Queen and raise her to be the perfect waifu.

>> No.13305990

>>13305978
>All this tasteful /d/
I've seen this guy around a lot and now I know his name. Thanks.

>> No.13305991
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13305991

>>13305975
He will eventually anon, he seems like he's still making new doodles every now and then

Hopefully the whole dealing with squatters thing is going well

>> No.13305994

>>13305991
Shouldn't it have been dealt with already?

>> No.13306002

>>13305994
I dunno, I don''t know why it lasted longer than a call to the cops
maybe he hurt himself again

maybe he got tired of our shit

>> No.13306003

>>13305980
Fair enough, guess i'll go for a Queen instead.

Life as a lowly worker bee must be suffering.

>> No.13306006

>>13306003
It'll be fun raising her to be your perfect waifu and the perfect ruler for her hive.

>> No.13306009

>>13306003
>Being a worker bee must be suffering
I dunno.
That one in >>13305974 is pretty cute.

>> No.13306022

>>13305928
Alp cuddling under the covers is the best, and I'd love to cuddle an Alp! Fuck, I think these threads have made me unironically like Alps. I don't even like Maledom bullying stuff.

>> No.13306030

>>13305233
Bees are fine, but I'd rather an ant.

>> No.13306033

>>13306022
Cuddling's okay, but wouldn't you rather drink next to a campfire with an Alp and look up at the stars?

>> No.13306040

>>13305668
I think it's great. I'm mostly just happy to see it continued.

>>13305723
I'm kind of half expecting some twist where Maddy's mom gets together with Tom and turns from shitty single mother to a prankster, but loving and caring wife.

I think this story deserves a happy ending in that regard.

>> No.13306044

Anyone got any tips for a hopeful MG writer?

>> No.13306049

>>13306022
nothing wrong with wanting a tomboyish succubro that starts out with a delicious petite body

>> No.13306050

>>13305723
>>13306040
>Shipping our poor war vet with an abusive Cheshire
I... wow. Man is the true monster.

>> No.13306051

>>13306009
Yes, but not being able to get any daughteru's would be horrible. Especially for her since Monstergirls consider getting a daughteru the biggest possible archievement in their lives.

>> No.13306058

>>13306050
Note the "turns to loving and caring" part. Your route would turn the story 100% maximum suffering story and I prefer stories to have suffering followed by lots of healing.

>> No.13306062

>>13306044
Write what you want to write
Make sure you know what you're good at, like drama or smut
Be warned that liking certain subjects may cause a lot of fights and people throwing shit at you

>> No.13306064

>>13306062
Thanks.

>> No.13306070

>>13306064
And just what type of stories are you good at and plan to do?

>> No.13306072

>>13306062
>>13306064
Actually I'm not sure if I'm good at smut or not. Should I play it safe and stick to drama?

>> No.13306073

>>13306072
What kind of drama?

>> No.13306074

>>13306058
I think if she had the capacity, she'd have been loving and caring with her first husband.

>>13306072
Do both. Push your limits and find out where the line lay.

>> No.13306077

>>13306073
Drama about as hard as a marshmallow. It's more light and fluffy romance stuff. I might go dark if the mood strikes me but I'd try not to go grimderp.
>>13306074
I think I'll do that.

>> No.13306078

>>13306077
So no real drama. and just fluffy romance?

>> No.13306082

>>13306078
Basically, shouldn't have called it drama, sorry about that.

>> No.13306083

>>13306077
A stale marshmallow that has been hiding under the couch for five months?

>> No.13306088

>>13306082
What may it involve, monster-wise? Because we could always use some Echidna, Khepri, and Nightmare stories.

>> No.13306092

>>13306088
Holst, Kitsune, maybe some Apophis and Cheshire.

There may or may not be some consensual MG tf stories as well

>> No.13306096

>>13306092
>MG tf
As in girls turning into monsters? Willingly?

>> No.13306098

>>13306096
Yes sir

>> No.13306099

>>13306098
Well alright then.

>> No.13306106

>>13306074
>I think if she had the capacity, she'd have been loving and caring with her first husband.
Everyone makes mistakes. And everyone has the chance to become a better person.

Why do we fall Bruce?

>> No.13306116

>>13306099
Is that accepted here? I'd hate to be the cause of shitsorms.

>> No.13306120

>>13306116
Stories about women turning into monsters has not caused a shitstorm as of yet.

>> No.13306125

>>13306120
Excellent, now to stare at a computer screen and hope something will come to me.

>> No.13306129

>>13306125
Now you know how all the other writefags feel.

>> No.13306131

>>13306125

Maybe you could start off a story about a girl kicked out of her home by her puritan-esque family after having turned into an Ushi-Oni/Apophis/Undead against her own will?

A thought.

>> No.13306133

>>13306131
That is, not writing ABOUT it, but starting from that point is good.

>> No.13306151

>>13306129
when I write it's like I'm streaming inspiration realtime :^)

>> No.13306153

>>13306151
>:^)
Isn't it a little too late to shitpost and "joke" around like a special ed student?

>> No.13306159

>>13306153
Why are you so touchy anon? No one shitposts that seriously whilst posting that face. I thought we knew that?

>> No.13306163

>>13306159
Posting emotes goes against the norm of the threads. It looks like what that one manchild from /vg/ does.

>> No.13306170

>>13306163
Obviously. That's why I used it. So you would know I wasn't being serious, and wouldn't take offense. Obviously that failed though, so good job letting some one on 4chan of all places get to you.

>> No.13306176

>>13306170
>so you wouldn't take offense
>doing something obviously offensive to a lot of 4channers
Dude, that's like saying a racial slur against black folk at the million man march and then saying "It was just a joke guys!"

>> No.13306178

>>13306176
I utterly refuse to believe that any one is seriously offended by it. You aren't a pack of autists, despite the buzzword, you don't actually let an emoticon of all things get to you. Right?

>> No.13306184
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13306184

What'cha doing dorks?

>> No.13306186

>>13306178
A lot of veteran 4channers from before 2010 are extremely aggravated by them.
Also it's better to use plain sarcasm when you're not being serious.

>> No.13306187

>>13306178
I personally don't give a shit when people use emoticons.
Where I live people add emoticons to everything so it's made me kind of numb in that regard.
Also isn't it kind of a standard in 4chan not to use emoticons because usually people use images to communicate such stuff?

>> No.13306191

>>13306186
But sarcasm is fuckin' hard to convey through just text.

>>13306187
Not really applicable here, what with image caps, and I don't like deleting images, so prefer to not post them in the first place.

>> No.13306197

>>13306191
If it's hard then clearly you haven't done it enough times to get it down right.

>> No.13306200

>>13306197
Really?

>> No.13306203

>>13306200
Wording helps a lot.

>> No.13306205

>>13306129
I felt it when I wrote fanfiction
>>13306131
>>13306133
Hmm, I'm not feeling it. Sorry.

>> No.13306208

>>13306203
I was being sarcastic

>> No.13306210

>>13306208
As was I

>> No.13306212

>>13306210
You don't say.

>> No.13306216

>>13306208
>>13306210
>>13306212

Hurh durh

>> No.13306219

>>13306212
Oh yeah totally

>> No.13306220

>>13306219
I had no idea. Honestly.

>> No.13306222

>>13306220
Uh huh, sure

>> No.13306227

>>13306222
Now you're just being sarcastic.

>> No.13306230

>>13306184
Wanting to read that doujin again thanks to you. It was great apart from the trap

>> No.13306233
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13306233

>>13306227
And you so totally weren't?
I'm getting bored of this. Want to talk about fluffy or scaly tail?

>> No.13306235

>>13306233
No, actually, all my spoilers were legitimate. And I want to talk about both, but have been unable to find a fluffy snake in mythology the closest is feathersnake.

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13306242

>>13306235
I'm sure there's one.

>> No.13306243

>>13306242
Haven't found it yet.

>> No.13306244

>>13306243
Well keep looking.

>> No.13306257

>>13306244
How? At the moment I'm just looking through wiki. Googling "Furry snake" is a bad idea and fluffy snake brings nothing,

>> No.13306287

>>13306230

Ehh fuck it. So there was a trap. Not like we haven't been exposed to that before. The best moment was obviously seeing the milf sheep raping the wolfboys. That's some good stuff right there.

>> No.13306326

>>13306235
Wow, why couldn't you desire something easy like multiple heads, fire breathing, horns, or a propensity for biting its own tail?
Just browsing Wikipedia I did find some things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akurra
>has a "beard mane" although this could mean scales
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashe
>"There is a snake here named the long-snake; its hair is like pig bristles. It makes a noise like a nightwatchman banging his rattle."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramidreju
>this is a freaky weasel

>> No.13306343

>>13306326
Further searching for "furred snake" caused me to walk into cringe worthy fiction.
TAKE NOTE OF THIS, WRITEFAGS
>https://books.google.com/books?id=MQgIAQAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false
This was a published book. I'm pretty sure Nyanon drooling on his keyboard after a Dormouse molasses binge can do better.
Please write warmly and without shame.

>> No.13306346

>>13306326
I want some fukkin' fluffy coils, mang. I just want SOME mythological basis so that it's not complete bullshit.

Nice finds though, but I do think a bearded lizard usually reffers to scales, and a half P'Ork and hal lamia asound like shit, and that weasel is just strange.

>> No.13306349

>>13305479
I like it, a lot.

>> No.13306353

>>13306343
Oh god. It's so awkward.

>> No.13306370

>Guy wants fluffy snake
>Tons of replies
>No mention of a luck dragon
Plebeians, the whole lot of you

>> No.13306378

>>13306370
Didn't watch The Neverending Story as a kid, so it wasn't the first thing that came to mind.

>> No.13306379

>>13306370
That isn't a snake. A MG would look like a fluffy dragon. I want a fluffy lamia.

>> No.13306382

>>13306379
It's literally a fluffy Ryu with cute wolf ears instead of antlers

>> No.13306384

>>13306379
Right, and as for what the MG version of a white furred dragon would look like, we have Dark Souls.

>> No.13306388

>>13306370
But anon, that story ended long ago, sebatsian grew up and left us all behind.

>> No.13306398

>>13306379
>Lamia Yeti hybrid
>Yetia

>> No.13306399

>>13306382
Do not know if want

>> No.13306406

>>13306382
The ryu is already based on the Chinese luck dragon though, like that's it's thing. Just because some guy's OC is hairier than most doesn't suddenly give it a basis in mythology. I mean if I was happy to do that, I'd be happy to do this, too >>13306398

I just feel cheap not actually basing it on somehting and instead going "Look at my fluffysteel OC. Isn't she so cool and unique." Atleast this way, you'd be like, "Oh, yeah, I get that It's a little rare, but it's still an actual thing."

>> No.13306408

>>13306406
The Chinese Luck Dragon caused massive floods and other water related things? Cause that's the dragon the Ryu was based off of.

>> No.13306412

>>13306406
Why the hell not? Lavafox was an idea I could get behind. We do mashups all the time.
Just treat it straightforward without emphasizing that it's OC or saying anything about donut steel.

>> No.13306424

>>13306408
I meant physically, just type in chinese dragon and open up the ryu profile, it's pretty clear that that's what KC imagined when he drew it, all oriental dragons are the same. Never ending story dude is just a harier version, and not actually grounded in anything. Just bcause I say my vampire is like, cat tiers of fluffy doesn't mean that vampires are actually fluffy, you know?

>>13306412
How do you explain an origin though? You cant crossbreed monstergirls without futas or magic, not unless sons born carry recessive Mg traits which can exhibit themselves in a daughter. I mean, that's just... shitstorm central. Glad it's this hour.

>> No.13306430

>>13305647
What are you gay?

>> No.13306453

>>13305479
That's pretty adorable.

>> No.13306456

>>13305647
It's like you're predestined to a manticore.

>> No.13306472

I see there was no peace this night.

>> No.13306476

>>13306230
And the furries.

>> No.13306479
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>>13306424
I'm sure you can come up with a non-birth origin.
And unrelated, but goddamn this guy made TWO books. And they sell for twenty bucks on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Destiny-The-Untold-Story-Unfolds/dp/1481730371
I'm pretty sure even our most brain damaged writers can beat this.
Please never think poorly of yourselves.

>> No.13306484

>>13306479
A question of order here, anon. Do they SELL for $20, or do they COST $20? One implies people buy that shit.

>> No.13306486

>>13306484
>About the Author:
>I have been working on my imagination for quite so many years. I am an amazingly detailed mind provocative author of quite brilliant imagination, within millions of ideas that there has been everything inside from the deepest depths of fantasy.
I'm trying to stop laughing, i really am

>> No.13306489

>>13306486
No. You're lying.

>> No.13306494

>>13306424
I wonder if KC will do some super Ryu like Shinryu or Huang Long?

>> No.13306503

>>13306494
Maybe when he starts doing Gods and Deep ones.

>> No.13306514

>>13306489
>>13306486
Why couldn't you have been lying?
>Born and raised in New York
>His english is this bad
I'm literally clapping here.

>> No.13306521

>>13306503
Maybe he'll do Huang Long after the four Chinese directional deity things.

>> No.13306545

>>13306479
Considering there's no reviews at all, I suspect nothing has sold.

Hard to imagine why, I mean look at this introductory sentence:

"As the beautiful chosen Goddess named Yumi is born she gets the Fang Necklace placed around her by her Great Grandfather of whom used to belong to Organization XXI and placed his ring upon this newborn warrior, as she does not know the secret that her Great Grandfather is holding out of her about the truth behind that necklace and the real meaning of it soon by no later than her fifth birthday raised by the deadliest forces of martial arts ever known in what is known as the Forbidden Palace, standing deep in the grounds of Doujiin's Dojo in the furthest east of Ancient Japan she soon becomes uncharted, left stranded alone to get through the test of the impassible judgment tests of darkness."

That sentence could run a fucking marathon.

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>> No.13306560

>>13306552
I'll be honest, it would look better with a shoulder mount Barret instead of one with a tripod.

>> No.13306562

>>13306545
Should have just added a vampire, a werewolf boy and a fetishist millionaire pursuing that foxy girl, make it a trilogy and he would have got millions of bux in no time.

>> No.13306563

>>13306552
Isn't the barrel way too short?

>> No.13306566

>>13306545
>Doujiin's Dojo
Ecchi!

>> No.13306567 [DELETED] 

>>13306545
That really can't beat the actual text.
https://books.google.com/books?id=mWNFviPJ2_IC&pg=PA1&dq=Destiny:+The+Untold+Story+Unfolds&source=gbs_toc_r&cad=3
Just go ahead and read that introduction. Bask in it.
And then tell me for a moment that any of our writers is in the realm of bad fanfiction with a straight face.
Even catdick man.
You can't.

>> No.13306574

>>13306567
>From her birth Yumi is seen by Zymiir who is actually good right now as he gives her his special necklace
Best foreshadowing.

>> No.13306577

>>13306545
An introduction really can't beat the text itself.
https://books.google.com/books?id=mWNFviPJ2_IC&pg=PA1&dq=Destiny:+The+Untold+Story+Unfolds&source=gbs_toc_r&cad=3#v=onepage&q&f=false
Just go ahead and read the opening on the first chapter. Gaze at it, bask in it. Allow your mind to succumb.
And then try to tell me with a straight face that any of our writers is genuinely bad.
Even catdick man.
You can't. Not that we do that, of course. We hate them on basis of content over skill nearly every time.

>> No.13306581

>>13306567
>From her birth Yumi is seen by Zymiir who is actually good right now as he gives her his special necklace that he made for her while her God and Goddess of father and mother stand next to him.

I often remind myself that I'm not good enough to even think about publishing yet, then I see shit like this.

>> No.13306584

>>13306567
>Even catdick man.
YOU WISH motherfucker, Bob's stuff gets sold by thousands and there's nothing you or any little envious worm here can do about it.

>> No.13306588

>>13306584
Hah, does Bob actually sell his shit?

>> No.13306606

>>13306581
I know one thing.
I'm including the Seven Point Fox Touch of Death the next time I write something about kitsune.

>> No.13306615

>>13306588
T'was a joke attempt anon, don't scare me.

>> No.13306618

What would make your waifu cry?

>> No.13306623

>>13306615
Some where out there, there are social justice nerds who would praise bob, and think he were brave for writing what he writes.

>>13306618
Bob

>> No.13306625

>>13306618
Seeing my world, infa 100%.

>> No.13306629

>>13306618
Me getting hit by a truck.

>> No.13306634

>>13306623
surprise box

>> No.13306637

>>13306623
Well he is fighting the privileged majority, and representing genders other than the sterotypical female/male, crushing the gender binary and disturbing the white man's patriarchy and

Oh fuck what if #tailpussy has connections to tumblr. That explains why the one tumblr artist didn't tumblrify the Manticore or Chesire. It all makes sense, /pol/ was right, ELH did nothing wrong

>> No.13306638

>>13306618
Yukari would probably cry from permanent loss of her best friend, her wonderland, the frustration of celestial humans always being better than her, or maybe during a severe bout of melancholy at being forgotten by the modern world.
As for an MG waifu...
1) loss of me, duh
2) grievous failure
3) poverty
4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PTAXUYLbFYk#t=2
At least, I'd assume so with a tanuki. Maybe she'd not really care about money at all as long as we were together. I imagine most MGs would be fine as long as they had a partner.
I'm thinking something like Empire of the Sun refugee camp tanuki getting by on her skills trading and bargaining.
Or a disabled one that depends on her man to make ends meet.

>> No.13306641

>>13306472
It's finally getting chill. Too bad we only have an hour or so.

>> No.13306646

>>13306545
This has to be a troll, r-right?

>> No.13306651

>>13306634
You're that guy who doesn't lie the misuse of spoilers aren't you? Said you didn't like seeing all the black boxes.

>>13306637
I need #tailpussy because my dick has a voice, and it shouldn't be used for the patriarchy.

>> No.13306655

>>13306552
>>13306563
They actually make a version like that. Hellgirl there is pretty short though. Around 5 nothing?

>> No.13306656

>>13306651
>misuse of spoilers
I'm not that autistic.

I don't like the overuse of spoilers, though.

>> No.13306660

>>13306638
>Yukari
My nigga. Best unholy abomination.

>> No.13306665

>>13306623
>Some where out there, there are social justice nerds who would praise bob, and think he were brave for writing what he writes.

I don't really think writing fetishy smut could ever be categorized as 'brave.' Besides, if they wanted to champion someone they could go for Fenoxo and Savin since they write futa/shemales all the time.

>> No.13306669

>>13306665
Don't ever overestimate SJW logic. Right now they are fucking livid over a Bleach advertisement on twitter about emoticons. Not even exaggerating.

>> No.13306670

>>13306665
>>13306637

>> No.13306671

>swjs praising guys who "view women as objects all the time"

N1.

>> No.13306672

>>13306665
They would love Bob for no other reason than that we hate him so much. To those people anything that's hated is an innocent victim bravely standing up to society.

>> No.13306673

>>13306637
>ELH did nothing wrong
HAHAHAHAH

>> No.13306679

Oh boy is it that time again? Good thing I have pizza and coke.

>> No.13306692

>>13306671
>You'll never be a househusband for your object, waiting in a naked apron for when she gets home
>You'll never ask her if she wants dinner or you
>She'll never tackle you right there on the kitchen floor and start stripping her clothing off
>Just as she's about to mount you, she'll never go into a long-winded monologue about objectification while she slams your pelvis into the tile

>> No.13306698
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>>13306618
A lot of things. I can imagine her having a weakness for romance stories and drama though.

>> No.13306701

>>13306692
>>You'll never be a househusband for your object
A dakimakura?

>> No.13306705

Alp, Dire alp or pygmy alp
Which can you bully more?
After that, do do an elf with the same template as that Alp. Who is the ultimate bully target?

>> No.13306715

>>13306705
>pygmy alp
Anything small enough to fit into my boxes is an easy target.

>> No.13306722

>>13306669
>Bleach advertisement
Huh? What Bleach? Like Kubo's Bleach?

>> No.13306723

>>13306705
Don't bully the elf.

>> No.13306724

>>13306722
No, Chlorox

>> No.13306726
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13306726

>>13306618
Finding her Masters home absolutely sparkling clean.

>> No.13306733

>>13306726
>Come home
>Master is cleaning the home
>With a shining new vacuum cleaner
How does she react?

>> No.13306736

>>13306726
>What do you mean you done the vacuuming
>You mean you don't need me any more?
Not realising that her master done it so they could have free time for a romantic dinner that night.

>> No.13306739

>>13306669
What ad would that be?

And the SJWs are always livid over something. They're like an overeager immune system - always ready for a fight, even if there's nothing to fight. So they wind up attacking shit they shouldn't, and wind up giving the internet diabetes.

>> No.13306744

>>13306739
This is the best analogy for SJWs I've heard in a while.

>> No.13306745

>>13306722
http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/09/technology/clorox-emoji-tweet/

>> No.13306751

>>13306745
>All these closet racists reacting like frat boys to the mere mention of gays projecting their racism into an innocuous "where's the bleach?"
kek

>> No.13306754
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>>13306733
Depending on her personality, she will either outright cry and run away, pout or her Master will one day find the vacuum cleaner damaged in an accident.

He might or might not wake up the following day, chained to his bed and being forced to watch a Yanimora slowly destroy the vacuum cleaner in front of him.

>>13306736
You'll spend the evening petting and cuddling her instead, ensuring her that you care for her.

>> No.13306758

>>13306715
>Pygmy alp tells you to stop bullying her (slurring it as BUWWY)
>Pick her up, arms under her armpits, shes so much more lighter than you expected
>Ani-buwwy countermeasures deployed!
>Her eyes get big and water, she starts pouting her her lower lip is trembling.
>It strikes your heart, you know what you must do.
>Give her a noogie while she keeps telling you to stop bullying.

>> No.13306761

>>13306745
>"New emojis are alright but where's the bleach."
>Saying this implies you'd rather the emojis be only white, by adding bleach."
Wha.. but.. how?
The fuck?
How can you even connect these two things?

>> No.13306762

I need games, games with monster girls in them.

>> No.13306767

>>13306745
What the fuck is an emoji?

I also have no idea how anyone could imagine that was racist.

>> No.13306769

>>13306739
>They're like an overeager immune system - always ready for a fight, even if there's nothing to fight. So they wind up attacking shit they shouldn't, and wind up giving the internet diabetes
That is hilariously accurate. It's a shame they don't put the energy towards things that actually matter, instead of imagined slights and things that don't even exist.

>>13306762
I need good games with MGs in them.

>> No.13306770

>>13306761
There's two terms, bleaching and whitewashing, that refer to remakes/adaptations of stuff that originally had non-white people showing white people instead.

>> No.13306777

>>13306767
>emoji
The new retarded way to call emotes. You can thank Apple and their drones for this.

>> No.13306779

>>13306761
I bet some one was making a joke first, and a bunch of sjw's saw it and took it seriously.

>> No.13306780
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13306780

>>13306762
Darkstalkers, Devil May Cry 3 & 4, the 3D (sans LoS) and 2D Castlevanias, and the Shin Megami Tensei series.

>> No.13306786

>>13306770
>remakes/adaptations of stuff that originally had non-white people showing white people instead.
When did this ever happened? I only heard about the opposite, changing Snow White's gnomes into niggers and recoloring one of the characters in Persona 1 into nigger

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>>13306780
>Darkstalkers
Reminder Felicia has bigger tits than all other Capcom AND SNK females.

>>13306786
It happens fairly often, actually.

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>>13306762
Disgaea?

>> No.13306798
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>>13306786
It was pretty common for a long time. Just look up whitewashing.

>>13306769
Games with MGs in them are rare. Good games, rarer still. Even then, most of the 'MG's are limited to kemonomimi.

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>>13306795
I wish we could've learned more about Felicias catgirl race.

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>>13306809
Don't forget about Chamcham.

>> No.13306837

>>13306820
What a lovely pear shape.

>> No.13306849

>>13306795
Capcom, maybe. Shermie from KOF beats her out.

>> No.13306882

>>13306795
Not as often as SJWs make it out to be. It's also hypocritical as fuck when they constantly say shit like "Why can't X be a girl/black/gay/etc." for no reason.

That's why I like Monster Girls, they're not hypocrites. And they have no sinister alterior motives outside of "Rape". And I can live with rape. Everyone can live with rape. We need more of it.

>> No.13306883

>>13305657
>>13305662


>"Tommy!"
"Huh?"
>A little cat embraces your good leg.

Already realized which story it is just by reading these. three lines.

>> No.13306892

>>13306882
What about Tanukis?

>> No.13306895

>>13305672
How do you put pictures in the page's background like that?

>> No.13306899
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13306899

>>>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz

More Ghoul, in which MC feels phantom pains and goes for a jog, and meets a genki Dullahan with an eyepatch and a skin-tight bodysuit, because modern warriors are kinda cool. And no it isn't just a sluttier, tighter Jin'Roh suit. It totally is

>Update from line 560

>> No.13306906

>>13306895
In 4chanx you can add some CSS stuff, including putting an image on the background.

A while back some kind anon provided the short bit of script along with a repository of images to use.

>> No.13306907

>>13306233
That Lizardgirl is all like

>"Behold! I am in possession of a Valentine's gift!"
>"And I have chosen thee to be the honored recipient of such valued prize!"
>"Surely my romantic proposal is far too tempting for thee to refuse!"
>"With this gift, I hereby declare you mine in soul and flesh!"

>> No.13306908

>>13306892
Gas the tanukis

>> No.13306912

>>13306892
They greedily fill a hole in their heart with coin but once they're exposed to the wonderful powers of dick, it's no contest.

If you asked them to choose between glorious husbando and some metal coins, it's husbando 10/10 times. They're still monsters on the inside.

>> No.13306917

>>13306899
>More Ghoul
As always, good shit man. Thanks for keeping on with it.

>> No.13306918

>>13306912
>wonderful powers of dick
shitty doujin artists pls go

>> No.13306921

>>13306908
Impregnate tubby tanuki's and cuddle their bushy tails.
A little love, in both sense of the word, can get them to warm up considerably. I could never handle having a rich MG, I'd feel weird if she ever got me something more than twenty five dollars (excluding us getting dinner or something)

>> No.13306927

>>13306921
Fuck that, I'll gladly hook up with a Sugar Momma and be some arm candy for a girl with a big hoard.

>> No.13306929

>>13306917
No probs, man. It's fun to do something slow and comfy and not death-ridden. Glad you're still enjoying it.

>> No.13306931

>>13306918
>Denying the wonderful powers of dick

>> No.13306934

>>13306927
We already knew you were a slut, Anon. You don't need to prove it.

>> No.13306938

>>13306927
>you will never be a runaway from home who is picked up by some rich monster girl

>> No.13306939

>>13306927
Feel free,
for me I'd probably try to keep working (unless we had a large group of kids, then I'd probably switch to home care to keep them fed/cared for) and try to get her to tone back the spending.
Seriously, if a tanuki showed up one day and told me she'd paid off my home loan then I honestly don't know how I'd react.
I'd be thankful to her but I'd keep telling her she didn't need to do that, its far to much to drop on someone like me.

>> No.13306944

>>13306939
>home loan
I'd be happy with a Tanuki that'd give me the money to let me go to college.

>> No.13306949

>>13306938
>She brings you back to her mansion
>You know how this works
>You reluctantly start stripping
>She grabs your hand
>Gives a gentle shake of her head
>"You don't need to do that. But you do need to eat these eggs."

>> No.13306951

>>13306907
Nice.

I prefer seeing them like this, good old confident fighting women rather than some supposed MG equivalents of fedora tippers that threads make them to be.

>> No.13306957

>>13306944
I'd honestly just be happier if she walked with me down to a subway and bought me a sandwich, even then I'd try to by her one.
I am notorious amongst my friends for not liking to owe or be owed anything. She'd have to justify those gifts to me somehow.

>> No.13306958

>>13306949
>Wealthy Ara Ara monster
>Alone because hardcore spaghetti spiller
Kind of want

>> No.13306959

>>13306899
You're a pretty big assman, aren't ya.

>> No.13306961

>>13306552

>No safety pin visible from the right side
>No tacvest with at least one extra mag visible
>No knife sheath
>No kneepads for protection when kneeling
>Nothing but a social shirt, horrible choice of clothing when going prone
>Scope has no flip-up dust covers
>No picatinny rail systems anywhere to be seen, rifle is less modular
>Not using the bullpup variants M95 or M99, which are effectively lighter and have longer barrels for better muzzle velocity and range

>> No.13306968

>>13306951
Bonnet tippper lizards were never a fun thing to me, in fact, they were one of the first Monstergirls I read about and liked after finding out about MGs.

>> No.13306969

>>13306961
>expecting .Less of all people to be a /k/ aficionado

>> No.13306970

>>13306949
I'd eat all the eggs.

I might think twice if she was an Apophis though.
>>13306958
I really want.

>> No.13306975

>>13306921
Why does everybody think tanuki as shrewd mechants and not blonde drillhair ohohohoho~ rich girls with big tits and more money than common sense or social skills? I mean yeah, they're supposed to be traveling mechants, but I'd have thought at least a couple would have become business tycoons by now.

And they aren't even evil, they're fucking noblesse oblige personified. A tanuki would never fuck over people for fucking's sake if she can fuck over people for the sake of them fucking her.

>> No.13306976

>>13306959
I don't know man. Muh dick decides for me, and he can never make up his mind. I'm more a proportion man?Tits are just fake asses, but who says a fake can't be better than the real thing y'know?

>> No.13306979

>>13306961
shes just supposed to be in a firing range

>> No.13306980

>>13306975
>not blonde drillhair ohohohoho~ rich girls with big tits and more money than common sense or social skills

Because then my dick would go nuclear.

>> No.13306981

>>13306961
Glad to see you're still here, Anon. One of the things I miss most from the /a/ threads is the heavy /k/ traffic we got.

>> No.13306982

>>13306929
>It's fun to do something slow and comfy and not death-ridden
Yeah, those are my favorite kind of stories to read, and the only ones I usually finish. I actually don't read many ongoing stories because of that, but here's hoping.

>>13306958
That sounds pretty cool.

>> No.13306984

>>13306975
Cold, professional businessmen stereotypes.
They have been shown to be good with money and economics so folks generalize them as always being in business mode, always trying to haggle or get the best deal. They focus more on business and less on love (so to speak)
Not that I'd oppose having one.

>> No.13306988

>>13306976
>being a faker
Shirou please. Go drown in your ideals and die.

>> No.13306989

>>13306970
>>13306982
>That sounds pretty cool.

I might do something with this eventually.

>> No.13306992

>>13306979
>Trying to look tacticool in a firing range with a big gun

It's like showing off your gold Deagle Brand Deagle to everyone like a fag, but worse.

The drawing is still good in itself, though.

>>13306981
We do not rest, comrade.

>> No.13306994

>>13306988
>Shirou
Myself, I was thinking more best monogatari.

>> No.13306997

>>13306988
>Not realizing I referencing best boy kaiki
You need more meat.

>> No.13306998

>>13306989
Excellent.

>> No.13307002

>>13306997
>>13306994
Who are these?

>> No.13307005

>>13306975
What this nigga said.

>> No.13307007

>>13307002
>Not knowing best girl kaiki deishu
Go watch some monotagari.

Man, Kaiki would just slay vampire ass all day.

>> No.13307015

>>13306975
Stereotypes, that one greentext and people only reading the first half of the MGE tanuki profile.

>> No.13307017

>>13306992
i just had to draw it after a fellow /k/omrad showed it to me.

>> No.13307021

>>13306944
I'd be happy with a Tanuki that gave me money to eat. I grew up poor as fuck, I'd trade anything away to get out of this life. Anything...

>> No.13307022
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>>13306992
>Deagle Brand Deagle

>> No.13307025
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>>13306968
>they were one of the first Monstergirls I read about and liked after finding out about MGs
Same here. They're super veterans, I even remember their older profile scin being a lot more common back when I getting into this stuff.
They were actually my favorites before the Mantis profile came out and before I read Viridian Ninja. Still in the top 3 list.

>> No.13307028

>>13307021
Well, you could always go full trap and live under someone's bed from /g/.

>> No.13307034

>>13307017
No worries, mate. It's still good.

Check out the Accuracy International AX50, the KSVK 12.7 and the VKS/VSSK Vychlop for more 12.7mm goodness.

>> No.13307035

>>13306968
>>13307025
They were much better when you had to defeat them.

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>>13306899
Ecksellent

>> No.13307040

Someone mentioned a story about an elder dragon being forcefully turned into an MG several threads back. What sort of stuff would people want to see in such a story? I'm thinking about trying my hand at writing it.

>> No.13307044

>>13305644
After being subjected to Violated Hero the only thing that comes to mind when I see thorny vines in Thorn Pussy.

God, somehow that series manages to be even worse than MGQ

>> No.13307052

>>13307044
>Wan Wan~

>> No.13307054

>>13306984
Yeah, but the female equivalent to the cold professional businessman is not some sort of unholy money-seeking hybrid between a Rotschild and a rottweiler, it's the elegant, rich child prodigy who has everything she can ask for but is insecure and secretly wishes for companionship. You wouldn't be left to die out in the cold after she haggles the shirt off your back, you'd be licking her stocking-clad feet as her butler before moving out to the main course of her juicy tits and ass.

You know them Kuonji girls, from Kimiaru? That's how I would imagine tanuki sisters to be.

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>>13307052
I've never read through VN, but I have to ask - does she have a knot?

>> No.13307060

>>13307057

Unfortunately yes, but at least it's all the more reason for you not to play it.

>> No.13307062

>>13306961
Forgive him for is ignorance, he's just a drawfag who's probably barely ever touched a gun.

>> No.13307063

>>13307057
Oh you better believe she's... knotty. She knows the Square knot, the Bow-tie knot, the sailor's knot, the alpine butterfly knot, and the double overhand!

>> No.13307066

>>13307060
>unfortunately yes
I think that may give me the motivation to read through to her scene at least. Nothing more lewd than having that big ball pushed through, tying the two of you together for a good, long while.

>> No.13307074

>>13307057
Yep, and she shoves it straight into your ass first chance she gets.
Every game after the first is fucking horrible, and even then it's pretty bad with just how fucking long it takes to grind your character up to the point you need to be to beat the bosses.
>>13307066
>>>/y/
>>>/d/

>> No.13307076

>>13307063
But does she know the Monkey?

>> No.13307085

http://i.imgur.com/g79kZ0k.jpg

>A writefag will never do a story in the style of Predator: Nemesis
>With a diary being read of the MC

>> No.13307096

>>13307054
>Kimaru
Don't know it but I would not stoop to that level of foot licking. I will gladly ruin myself to beat someone else if they think they can break me that way.
Show me love and I will return it.
Play chicken with me and learn that I don't swerve.

>> No.13307098

>>13307040
I may be mistaken, but I'm afraid you'll get some people triggered with supposed genderbender/alpification thing alone.

That being said, the obvious raisin of such a story would likely be his/her psychological undergoings during and after the event, how she gradually get accustomed to her new identity etc. Maybe discover her new sexual attraction... and that's where we jump into the hate pit again because this all sounds ultra gay and SJ-tier at least the way I say it, but on the other hand making her refuse to subdue to her new urges in the end would be pointless and anti-climatic. So really, it's up to you to make it coherent. I'd personally enjoy to read that though.

>> No.13307105

>>13307074
No need to be so angsty.

Though I do agree VH sometimes goes a little 'too far' with its masochism.

Also, didn't the Sphinx or whatever jam a knot up your asshole as well?

>> No.13307118

>>13307098
>That being said, the obvious raisin of such a story would likely be his/her psychological undergoings during and after the event, how she gradually get accustomed to her new identity etc.
This story - elder dragon getting accustomed to her new body and urges - already exists. It's OK but it's on MGU

>> No.13307119

>>13306899
>sweaty genki Dullahan with an eyepatch going commando in a skin-tight bodysuit
I can't even begin to describe how many of my buttons this pushes. That aside, they seem really laid back in undead land, I'm looking forward to seeing how things are outside of the mansion grounds.

Also, does the guy have Manticore PTSD?

>> No.13307121

>>13306908
Impregnate the tanukis, race mixing now!

>> No.13307128

>>13307121
>Get stuck with dire tanuki
>Twice the muscle
>Twice the business
>Twice the Fluff

>> No.13307140

>>13306849
Damn, you're right. It's still a great achievement to beat even Mai Shiranui in breast size.

>> No.13307148

>>13307118
What's the name? I'm already registered there anyway.
I can even pastebin it later if people want it.

>> No.13307149

>>13306882
>That's why I like Monster Girls, they're not hypocrites. And they have no sinister alterior motives outside of "Rape". And I can live with rape. Everyone can live with rape. We need more of it.

laughing-chandler-from-friends.gif

>> No.13307155

>>13307105
there is nothing angsty about not being homosexual

>> No.13307159

>>13307149
Rape builds strong families Anon, haven't you seen the MGC health commercials?
They usually play after the all natural holst ones but before the Wizard Detective ones.

>> No.13307162

>>13307149
Hey, I'll be the first one to admit that the way I dress, all conservative-like, I'm just begging for Monster Girls to rip my clothing off and take me right there. I'm pretty much asking for it.

>> No.13307165

>>13307105
>Angsty
No, just intolerant of your faggotry.

>> No.13307167

>>13307002
>>13307007
Kaiki is adult 8man in a paranormal setting

>> No.13307171

>>13307159
>Wizard Detective
It's a wizard who goes around committing crimes and then using his powers to perfectly frame people he doesn't like.

>> No.13307174

>>13307167
8man?
My /a/ is weak anon.
If it isn't gundam or old I probably haven't heard of it.

>> No.13307179

>>13307155
>>13307165
Take it easy.

>> No.13307182
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13307182

What sort of fun spring time activities do you think your MG wife would enjoy?

>> No.13307184

>>13307149
I want a sadistic yandere Arachne to give me Stockholm Syndrome in well decorated and finely flourished rape-cave.

>> No.13307188

>>13307171
No he tries to help folks, like finding lost kids, fighting the MG that kidnapped said kid, help solves the occasional murder.
He also gets attacked by a cult of succubi strippers, some werewolves who work for the FBI, has a few fey that want to jump his bones/imprison him, and a couple vampires that what him de-husbandoed.
He's still an ass but all wizards are asses.

>> No.13307190

I would join the Order just to spite faggot traitors.

>> No.13307192

>>13307184
in her*
I hate forgetting words.

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>> No.13307197

>>13307162
>>13307162
>I dress, all conservative-like, I'm just begging for Monster Girls to rip my clothing off and take me right there
You coy slut. I bet you even wear completely plain boxers or briefs instead of a banana hammock or straight up going commando.

>> No.13307198

>>13307190
Start your own clan with your waifu and your friends to fight for coexistence instead.

>> No.13307201

>>13305978
I like all the pics he's done of FFXIV Miqo'te. I'd like if I were able to get him to draw mine sometime...

>> No.13307202

>>13307193
You bastard.

>> No.13307206

>>13307171
Contrary to popular belief, some wizards do posses a sense of right and wrong.

>> No.13307207

>>13307198
I'm not a bitch like Luka.

>> No.13307212

>>13307188
>>13307206
But he's also a hard boiled detective who are notorious for either being suave lady killers or gritty asshats.
I feel like if he was a detective he would be Dredd levels of dick to people he was trying to help.

>> No.13307216

>>13307193
You fucking faggot.

>> No.13307218

>>13307155
>>13307165
Even setting aside the gayness of wanting to be fucked in the ass by a penis, as a man with hemorrhoids I prefer we not discuss it.

>> No.13307219

>>13307182

>"Anon, let's go outside! It's such a beautiful day! How about we go to the--"
"No! You can't make me have fun!"

>>13307193

You goddamn alright guy.

>> No.13307220

>>13307148
Scenes From A World In Motion: Ripened Fruit
It's also on... tumblr

>> No.13307223

>>13307207
>*teleports behind you*
>"psh.. nothin personnel kid..."

>> No.13307225

>>13307207
But what about that hot monster girl pussy

>>13307218
Are you...

...butthurt?

>> No.13307231

>>13307212
>Wizard
>Lady killer
Nah, he'd be lucky to win them over using his charms.
In all likelihood they'd want to hate fuck him into the dirt.
He'd probably have a couple devils and fallen angels after him, not to mention a cutthroat tanuki mob boss, a couple lich's and wights, and maybe an arch angel or two.

A cookie for whomever can name these references.

>> No.13307233

>>13307193
>>13307202
>>13307216
>>13307219
I fail to see any difference, what did he do?

>> No.13307235

>>13307174
Protagonist of a recent series.
Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru

>> No.13307239

>>13307197
Y-Yeah, I mean, look at my collection of striped polo shirts! And khaki pants! And long socks that go beyond my ankles! I'm just a filthy slut with these kinds of clothes! I and other sluts who dress all nice-like in such modest clothing are just begging to be V-ed by the most dominant and powerful Monster Girl!

>> No.13307240

>>13307233

He used the last available image to post a cute Ushi-Oni.

>> No.13307241

>>13307233
He used the last image on a shit monster girl.

>> No.13307248

>>13307240
>>13307241
Oh

Eh

>> No.13307251

>>13307225
>Are you...
Quite literally, yes.

>> No.13307252

>>13307233
He used the last available image to make a contentless post.

>> No.13307253

>>13307233
He stole last image without contributing anything when I was going to take it but with actual text.

>> No.13307257

>>13307252
Shall we force content into his post just to spite him?

>> No.13307263

>>13307193
ALL HAIL ARACHNOTAUR!

Bringer of the Holy Chocolate Milk, pedipalp leg locks, and fancy spider mating dances!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g

>> No.13307264

>>13307257
That sounds lewd somehow.

>> No.13307268

>>13307193
You magnificent bastard.

>> No.13307272

>>13307188
EH, I'd rather follow the adventures of The Anonymous Cock-Block.

>> No.13307276

>>13307193
>>13307257
How does Anon feel about loli Ushi and childhood friend Ushi?

What about 'Beloved(in a completely non-sexual way) Female Blood Relative Who Was Exposed To Ushi Blood And Turned Against Her Will And Is Now Tortured By Her Desire To Rape You' -Ushi?

>> No.13307283

>>13307193
Good one.

>> No.13307289

>>13307276
Both of those are complete shit.

>> No.13307293

>>13307263
This is cuter than it has any right to be.

>>13307276
I'll take #3

>> No.13307294

>>13307276
>>13307289
Gotta agree with that non, Ushis are defiantly low tier in my opinion.

>> No.13307295

>>13307276
>loli Ushi and childhood friend Ushi
fucking incredible

>> No.13307297

>>13307276
Not a huge fan of arachnid types, but those sound pretty cute.

>> No.13307301

>>13307294
How is that relevant to the premise that Anon set up? You clearly don't like the species anyways.

>> No.13307303

>>13307294
>defiantly low tier
Like, you keep trying to make them high tier but they refuse?

>> No.13307305

>>13307276
>loli Ushi
Ugh.

>childhood friend Ushi
Nice.

>Female Blood Relative
>Turned Against Her Will And Is Now Tortured By Her Desire To Rape You
Fuck off.

>> No.13307306

>>13307276
>loli Ushi
As long as she's small enough to be given piggyback rides.

>childhood friend Ushi
Oh yes.

>> No.13307311

>>13307301
He asked how I feel about them, I said I don't like them.
>>13307303
Damn auto correct.

>> No.13307312

>>13307276
I like all three.

>> No.13307313

>>13307276
>Loli
Shit
>Childhood Friend
Best kind of friend
>Forceful TF
Kill yourself.

>> No.13307314

>>13307303
Truly, their modesty is their greatest flaw.

>> No.13307318

>>13306907
>I hereby declare you mine in soul and flesh

That's not how it works you little shit.

>> No.13307320

>>13307306
>As long as she's small enough to be given piggyback rides.
I like to imagine she has a crush on the guy next door but since she's too small to rape him she tries to impress him with her spider mating dance instead.

>> No.13307321

>Your waifu will never be able to outdance an Ushi-Oni

Unless it's an Aspara but that shit isn't fair.

Also you'll never get to read a modern day story about a runt Ushi-Oni styling so hard on the bigger Ushi-Oni's that a human boy picks her over the others.

Even the one with the big fat abdomen.

>> No.13307322

>>13307276
>loli Ushi
I only like it if she's my daughteru

>chilhoold friend
Not bad

>Female human turned into Ushi
Not bad

>> No.13307323

>>13307313

>Forceful TF
>Not the best king of TF for a shitty MG like Ushi Oni

http://i.imgur.com/REw8ogb.jpg

>> No.13307326

>>13307305
>>13307313
Definitely not suspicious.

>> No.13307329

>>13306918
>not knowing women and monster are destined to lose to cock

>> No.13307332

>>13307323
>Implying any Ushi is good
Also, old meme is old.

>> No.13307336

>>13307326
Nice surprise box, my friend!

Also no.

>> No.13307337

>>13307321
I think a purple dragon could out dance all of them.

But that's just me.

>> No.13307341

>>13306618
Me breaking her schedule when she'd actually been planning a romantic surprise.

>> No.13307342

I love purry cuddlecats! I love purry cuddlecats! I'm a slut for purring cat women!

>> No.13307345

What happens if a monster girl is interested in sucking a guy's dick but the guy is only interested in sucking your own dick?

>> No.13307350

>>13307345
>but the guy is only interested in sucking your own dick
?!?!?

>> No.13307352

>>13307321
>Your waifu will never be able to outdance an Ushi-Oni
I'm pretty sure just about any other girl could outdance a giant rape spider with spikes for legs.
>>13307345
I'm not even sure what you just said but fuck off.

>> No.13307353

>>13307332

>Meme

>> No.13307354

>>13307342
Good taste, tiny purring kitties or great fat cat tats are great.

>> No.13307355

>>13307336
Does it bother you?

Two posts with the same content just slightly different wording and format, a little over 1 minute apart, is suspicious. Chance of a coincidence is low.

Ushi a shit anyways tho

>> No.13307357

>>13307345
He alps and they both suck your dick.

>> No.13307361

>>13307353
That story is so commonly posted and joked about it's pretty much a meme at this point, so yes.

>> No.13307362

>>13307342
Even if they have something extra? Like the second tail of a nekomata.

>> No.13307363

>>13306739
Y'know, I was watching this feminist video the other day. As in actual feminism. And this chick raised the very valid point that there ARE things in the world to fight for as far as women's rights. Which SJW tumblr feminists just completely ignore in favor of whatever perceived slight or first world problem they can take advantage of.

>> No.13307369

>>13307345
how can that be real if our dicks aren't real

>> No.13307370

>>13307306
>spider on your back

NO.

>> No.13307371

>>13307355
Because there is no possibility that two people have similar opinions in these threads. Not even that guy but really, you're dumb.

>> No.13307372

>>13307355
Why would I even bother responding twice to a shitty post

Are you the guy who made those shitty ideas in first place

>Does it bother you?
Lol, That's Epic.

>> No.13307373

>>13307363
> no true scotsman

>> No.13307375

>>13307371
>no possibility
>>13307355
>Chance of a coincidence is low.

Your reading comprehension is shit.

>> No.13307376

>>13307373
>the fallacy fallacy

>> No.13307379

>>13307362
Yes.

>> No.13307381

>>13307357
You think? I would assume the monster girl would look for a way to turn the guy not-gay and notice her. Magic, shit I don't know.

>>13307350
>>13307352
>>13307369
It's a theoretical question, girls. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

>> No.13307382

>>13307345
Dude.

>> No.13307383

>>13307361

The real joke is the quality of it.

>> No.13307384

>>13307355
You're going full retard.

>> No.13307385

>>13307381
>Don't get your panties in a bunch.
?!?!?!?!

Your wording was weird.

>> No.13307386

>>13307372
>Are you the guy
>I'm not the samefag, you are!
No.

>Lol, That's Epic.
I guess that's a yes.

>> No.13307388

>>13306961
> Not recognizing an XM109
Come on /k/omerade, set a good example.

>> No.13307391

>>13307025
>before I read Viridian Ninja
Is it really that good?

>> No.13307393

>>13306961

>No tacvest with at least one extra mag visible
>No knife sheath
>No kneepads for protection when kneeling
>Scope has no flip-up dust covers
>No picatinny rail systems anywhere to be seen, rifle is less modular

Needz more railz amirite? You sound like a gear queer

>Nothing but a social shirt, horrible choice of clothing when going prone

Who gives a shit

>Not using the bullpup variants M95 or M99, which are effectively lighter and have longer barrels for better muzzle velocity and range

Why doesn't she just carry an AR or AK instead of carrying a big fat heavy clunky 50 bmg rifle around. I really hope she's not going Strike Witches with that thing and firing it standing up.

Either way she's at the range

>> No.13307394

>>13307363
Every movement is full of zealots and crazies, especially at the top. You remember the original suffragettes? They were fighting a fight that needed fighting but man were a bunch of them total SJW-tier wackos.

Things haven't really changed all that much in the last century except the focus is at home on petty things instead of abroad.

>> No.13307395

>>13307386
Great post, my friend.

>> No.13307396

>>13307357
>>13307381
How is sucking your own dick gay? It's YOUR dick, you're not sucking off some dude in a back alley.

>> No.13307397

>>13307363
There are indeed a great many things worth fighting for - things that actually matter. Unfortunately, these things of import are often difficult battles to overcome.

So, tumblr-tier feminists go after easy, low-hanging fruit they can 'defeat' with a few angry tweets and a quick smear campaign.

>> No.13307400

>>13307391
It's pretty good. Nothing amazing but good for us at least.

Anyways daytime shitfest is starting, see you guys when it's over.

>> No.13307402

>>13307381
You're talking about gay guys in a monster girl thread, and your wording was shit, so of course people are going to tell you to fuck off. The only thing that happens to gay guys in MGE is they alp, there is not magic to turn a guy straight, the monster girl would just find another guy.

>> No.13307405

>>13307393
>>13307388
Why are we responding to a post made hours ago chastising a shitty drawfag?

>> No.13307409

>>13307376
The thing is any tumblr feminist will gladly tell you that theirs is the one true feminism. Hell, most of them will denounce any of the milder ones that don't cry misogyny as MRAs or some shit. Though saying "Feminism means you believe that women shouldn't be inequal, ergo if you don't like feminism, you're sexist!" is fucking retarded. It'd be like if I said "Christianity means you believe people shouldn't murder and be nice, ergo if you're athetist you have no moral code!"

But I suppose this is getting too off topic. But regardless I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles.

>> No.13307411

>>13307396
I'm not gonna pretend like I understood what that first guy was trying to say but what it seems like he was trying to say is that he wants to suck another guys dick, not his own. So yes he is gay, also sucking your own dick is kind of gay you have to admit.

>> No.13307413

>>13307276
The correct answer is Loli Childhood Friend Ushi-Oni. Who at some point, goes through a growth-spurt, and starts treating her beloved childhood friend like a little brother as a way of teasing him, even though all she wants is for him to push back and treat her like the little girl she still is on the inside.

>> No.13307414

>>13307391
'salright.
It's certainly not a waste of your time to read, but it's really more significant for being the first lengthy mantis writefaggotry than for being the best mantis writefaggotry.

>> No.13307415

>>13307413

>Implying Ushi-Oni aren't shit

>> No.13307417

>>13307409
>any tumblr feminist will gladly tell you that theirs is the one true feminism
Except we're talking about the ideals of the original feminist movement.

>I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles
Haha nice, dude.

>> No.13307418

>>13307405
Because the voices compel me to.

>> No.13307424

>>13307411
>sucking your own dick is kinda gay

I see it as masturbation. Yes, I'd laugh and rip on someone I caught doing that but I wouldn't consider him a faggot. Really perverted and maybe a little desperate, but not a faggot. Unless he swallows his own stuff, that's just gross.

>> No.13307425

>>13307391
This >>13307400
And it was 3 years ago, before we had a solid pack of decent writers, so reading a quality story was a breath of fresh air.

>> No.13307427

>>13307409
> I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles

You sad fucking person.

>> No.13307429

>>13306762
Disgaea.

Succubi, /fit/ Nekomata, Kitsune, Alraune, Sea Angels, Androids, Angels, cute cosmic horrors, and Fairies. There's an abundance of generic demons that you can pass off as just about anything.
Mermaids, Harpies, and Lamia exist in other games tied to the series

>> No.13307432

>>13307424
>I see it as masturbation.
But masturbation is gay. A penis is a penis.

>> No.13307437

>>13307409
>But regardless I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles.

You'd shit yourself if you saw a real monster girl.

>> No.13307441

>>13307397
This is true. They're all spoiled brats, or land-whales, who want to feel, or rather, force people, into accepting them because they're too lazy to bother with any kind of actual self-improvement.

>>13307409
Most actual, published, accredited Feminist authors find SJW tumblrites, crying misogyny at every little thing, utterly ridiculous. And then most everyday people who value equality try and distance themselves from the term entirely because of how much they've dragged it through the mud. The comparison to Christianity is quite apt indeed.

>I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3DPD shackles
Amen brother.

>> No.13307443

>>13307409
>regardless I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles
rolling my eyes

>> No.13307444

>>13307437
There might be SOMETHING warm and sticky filling my pants, but it wouldn't be shit

>> No.13307446

>>13307444
At least pissing yourself isn't as bad as crapping yourself.

>> No.13307447

>>13307417
>>13307427
>>13307437
>>13307443
What the fuck, did people here just give up their dreams of Monster Girls? You guys want to settle for some landwhale that will screech privilege while fucking Tyrone? What happened to the dream, the wishes? You guys were the chosen ones, it was said you'd destroy the 3dpd, not join them! You'd bring balance to the waifus, not leave them in darkness.

Seriously though what the fuck.
>rolling my eyes
None of this looks 4chan in the slightest. Did these threads really get filled up with normies? I thought you guys said it was the other chan that was filled with normies liking Monster Girls, not this one.

>> No.13307452

>>13307447
>if you don't believe in some autistic shit like monster girls being real you're a normie

Alright then champ.

>> No.13307455

>>13307447
>Did these threads really get filled up with normies? I thought you guys said it was the other chan that was filled with normies liking Monster Girls, not this one.
Oh it was.
They come here to shitpost every so often though, especially on the weekends.

>> No.13307457

>>13307447
>you don't like A so you must like B

>normies
I love this funny meme.

Epic post, by the way.

>> No.13307460

>>13307409
>I can't wait for the day when Monster Girls liberate us from these 3dpd shackles

U Wot.

>> No.13307462

>>13307447
> spoiler
It's called trolling, anon.
Don't take it seriously, we all yearn for our scaly/fluffy/slimy waifus to save us from this gay earth.

>> No.13307463

>>13307447
There aren't nearly as many escapist faggots as yourself in here.
Also
>Normies
Thanks for making me laugh Anon, that still makes me chuckle.

>> No.13307465

>>13307447
muh special snowflake syndrome
muh secret club

>> No.13307470

>>13307432
I know this joke.

>> No.13307471

>>13307447
I'm just saying that if you end up in the monster girl world you're waifu won't immediately come to you. You're going to have to survive in a harsh world.

>> No.13307473

>>13307447
Normalfaggortry has been a thing here for a long time. That said, you don't quite word it the right way, too.

>> No.13307474

>>13307462
>>13307455
>People don't want what I want
>It must be trolling or shitposting!

>> No.13307475

>>13307462
>It's called trolling, anon.
Here we go again.

>> No.13307476

>>13307463
I can only come to the conclusion that, rather than not being normies, if they are not simply trolling, that they are instead the sort who cry 3DPD seriously, and would only ever want their waifu if they could be turned into 2D themselves.

Which I'd say is even worse escapist faggotry.

>> No.13307479

>>13307455
Yeah, this. Was like this even years and years ago. Shit wont change. Just come back later.

At least we got a story update today, so it wasn't a complete loss.

>> No.13307480

>>13307447
>>13307462
Do you also have "headmates?"

>> No.13307483

>>13307447
I want my monstergirls 2D, not 3D

>> No.13307486

>normies
>said the people who act like /v/ kiddies

Hilarious.

>> No.13307490

>>13307479
Ghouls are nice indeed.

All Undead are.

>> No.13307491

>>13307476
I prefer to keep my fantasies where they belong Anon, I never plan on having any of this become reality.

And even if I did god knows I wouldn't share it with you faggots.

>> No.13307492

>>13307480
God those people are fucking disgusting.

>> No.13307494

>Always thought I was alone in thinking waifufags were cancer
>I'm not
Well thank God, those fucking losers can fuck off. I'm just here for the hot chicks and porn, not the "Abandon those evil women feminazis for muh anime waifu!!! :(( Being normal is bad! 4chan is muh sekret klub!"

Seriously you losers can fuck off.

>> No.13307495

What time is it?

It's schizophrenia time!

>> No.13307498

>>13307471
I like imaging how long I'd last if I was randomly dropped into MGE land.

>zero survival skills
>average level of fitness
>no self defense knowledge
It's never usually more than a few hours, if that.

>> No.13307499

>>13307486
There are stages for that too. You know, 3 of them...

>> No.13307509

>>13307491
>>13307494
So you're saying if by some bloody miracle, it were to happen, and we were to encounter some form of interdimensional or extraterrestrial alien life that could pass for what we qualify as "Monster Girls", you'd want no part of it? Would have no interest, and would just ignore it to stay in your basement jacking off to porn?

>> No.13307510

>>13307494
You can leave if you don't like it.

>> No.13307513

>>13307498
I'd give myself an hour. Maybe a week if there was a town nearby. I'd probably not even see a monster.

>> No.13307517

>>13307498
>basic survival skills
>Very fit
>always been good in a fight, good grasp of anatomy

Feels good not to be total rape bait.

>> No.13307519

>>13307498
>Few survival skills
>Below average level of fitness
>Some self-defense knowledge
I give myself a fortnight, absolute max, being extremely optimistic.

>> No.13307524

>>13307494
>>13307510
>I'm just here for the hot chicks and porn
Good job.

>>13307509
>having such an abysmal reading comprehension
>assuming all that shit because they aren't autistic
It's time for your pills, anon.

>> No.13307528

>>13307400
>Anyways daytime shitfest is starting, see you guys when it's over.
It really is, and god damn it's so abrupt as if someone's pressed a button for it. That's all kinda scary.

>> No.13307529

>>13307509
>thinking they'd be like the ones in MGE

Why would anything nice ever happen?

>> No.13307530

>>13307495
No, really. We just hit image limit and this is pretty much the shitposty-est time for this thread on top of that. If you value your sanity you should engage in another hobby until it's over.

Or just join in with the trolls, up to you.

>> No.13307533

>>13307494
Waifus have always been escapist bullshit, so in a community built around escapism you're bound to run into some of the pathetic bastards who have them.
>>13307510
Hah

>> No.13307536

>>13307509
Dude some of us aren't complete losers and have a girlfriend and family, we don't need to entertain these retarded fantasies.

>>13307510
We just proved you guys are the minority here. If you don't like it, you leave. Go cry "Normies, muh 3dpd, muh women taking away muh toys" elsewhere. Grow up tosser.

>> No.13307537

>>13307530
>g-guys why don't you share my opinion
>you're all t-trolls...

>>13307529
>MGE
>nice

I'd agree if you had said EMG instead.

>> No.13307538

>>13307529
I never said that they would be.

But personally, I for one like to be optimistic about the idea of alien sentients, rather than some paranoid Stephen Hawking type.

>> No.13307545

>>13307498
Well you might end up with a monster that's not your #1, but really, when you're getting proactively dated by a superhumanly attractive go-all-day-and-all-night un-NTR-able nympho who considers giving a blowjob the same as you cooking her romantic gourmet dinner, are you really gonna feel so bad that she's not at the top of your list?

It'd be like complaining that you only won $4 million on the lottery instead of $4.2 million. Even the worst monster is fucking mana from heaven.

I could say this with total certainty until Cait Sith ;__;

>> No.13307551

>>13307545
This is so fucking pathetic. I'd try to find a cute non-psycho dragon girl and date her to see if we are compatible.

Go big or go home.

>> No.13307562

>>13307551
You know who went big too?
Stalin

>> No.13307563

>>13307536
>We just proved you guys are the minority here
Why does this sound like when the futafags are talking.

>> No.13307564

>>13307530
Yep. Just gotta wait until they get bored and take off. Always happens, because if it didn't the threads wouldn't still be around since they don't have the attention span to keep it going. I'm just dicking around with ARAMs and BB grinding, at the moment.

>>13307498
I think it would depend on where I got dropped into, but in most situations I would be shit outa luck and either die or end up matango food. Shit sucks, man. I would still try, obviously, but shit man.

>> No.13307567

>>13307564
>until they get bored and take off
"Remember, you're here forever" applies to everyone.

>>13307562
Well, he certainly did way better than Hitler.

>> No.13307572

>>13307564
>BB Grinding
lolwut?

Unless you mean for Blood Vials and Silver Bullets because damn is it easy to run out of those.

>> No.13307579

>>13307536

I'm confused. Why the fuck are you here again? Please try and be more original than "lulz 2 laff at u fagets"

>> No.13307581

>>13307551
>And date her to see if we are compatible
>Implying you regard for "Compatibility" matters
If she likes you, guess what?

>> No.13307584

>>13307564
>ARAMs
My Melanin-Enhanced Sibling

>> No.13307586

>>13307572
Ah, no. I didn't mean Bloodborne. Haven't actually been able to play through that myself, since I don't have a PS4. I'm running through dungeons in Bunnyblack.

>> No.13307589

>>13307536

The ego just screams Psychofox/CommercialAnon.

>> No.13307592

>>13307586
I'm waiting for PC too. I like the controls better.

>> No.13307594

>>13307551
I don't think dragongirls are as common as catgirls, anon.

>> No.13307596

>>13307498
>join the order
>get fit
>get the know how on how to fight monsters
>run off to find the waifu and fuck off to a monster friendly territory once you do

Simple.

>> No.13307606

>>13307537
MGE itself is not a paradise like some people claim, I agree, but the good monsters far outweigh the bad.

>> No.13307608

>>13307581
Bitch boy please go.

>>13307594
Well, shit.

Good thing I love catgirls too.

>> No.13307610

>>13307586
Oh. Keep hearing about that one.
Any good?

>> No.13307615

>>13307545
>be arachnophobe
>get hisbando by an ushi

NON.

>> No.13307617

>>13307608
I'm just saying man, if a Dragon Girl takes a shine to you, but you want to see other people, do you really think there is anything stopping her from divebombing you and whisking you off to her lair?

>> No.13307620

>>13307610
It's pretty good, my only complaint is that it's another shitty Nip RPG grind fest.

>> No.13307625

>>13307551
>This is so fucking pathetic
Wow anon, relax you manliness. The guy has a point. Almost every monstergirl is a good choice if you are not too picky.

>> No.13307629

>>13307318

It's just a more eloquent way of calling him her boyfriend, man.

>> No.13307634

>>13307610
I like it. I'm about level ~60 and my team is just destroying everything we come against. I haven't gone to the dragon hunting place yet though. Clearing the demon one first. As for the game as a whole, it's decent. They are gonna be working on the next two, as well, so it's good to get started on the first one.

>> No.13307639

>>13307625
Sex isn't everything.

>> No.13307642

>>13307579
Not him but

Greentextxs
Stories
Wizardfaggotry
Crossovers
Reverse rape
Rape
Imagining the use of monster abilities in normal society
Their integration in it
Adventure
And the occasional RULES OF NATURE

Surely you don't think normals can't enjoy these?

>> No.13307643

>>13307639
>MGE
>Sex isn't everything

>> No.13307645

>>13307639
Who said anything about sex.

>> No.13307650

Here, have a game

In an act of teenage rebellion (you're about 17 in this game) you find yourself running away from home in one of the most stereotypical ways possible. You have stowed away in a train car, and you plan to ride the rails to freedom! However; it seems as though you aren't the only passenger of this car, for upon entering you were greeted by three young monsters. The train car is filled with an awkward silence 30 minutes into your ride, and to remedy this you suggest that everyone share their stories to pass the time. After a bit of convincing everyone seems to agree and you begin to learn about your new companions.

Three girls, but each is heading to their own destination. You can choose to follow one of them, or stay on the train (Mystery box).

For you boring shits, pick what you want and apply the descriptions.

For the rest roll 3 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>> No.13307655

>>13307634
What's your team made of man?
Mine is Darx and two Loams up front with an Oni, Empusa, and Ligirl in the middle, backed by an Ambrosia and two Dark Mages.

>> No.13307657

>>13307617
>being level 1

>> No.13307658

>>13307650
>Amazon
>Parasite Slime
>Rules

i know where my dick is headed

>> No.13307660

>>13307650
1. MG #1 is a young and high spirited girl around the age of 14. She must have watched to many old movies, because she's running away from home to join the circus. It's not that bad of an idea though, monster girls have drastically improved the performances of the circuses making them insanely popular, especially in areas with a log MG population. Her species will determine her act, (for example, oni=strongwoman, werecat=contortionist/trapezes artist, witch=magician/pyrotechnics.) and she is suprisingly gifted despite her young age. The problem is most of her ideas for her act require a partner/assistant and the other monsters on the train are dead set on their own destinations. You could volunteer, after all roaming from city to city with a bunch of odd performers does sound exiting. You'd be able to travel to all the big cities and have have crowds marvel at you and your new friends act. Traveling with her may not be so bad actually, she's kinda cute and mother nature is being very generous to the proportions of her developing body.

>> No.13307663

Normies pls go. It's Saturday afternoon, shouldn't you be doing things with loved ones and friends?

>> No.13307667

>>13307615
I am of the opinion that your screams of terror will, in time, change to screams of pleasure.

>> No.13307668

>>13307650
>Elf
>Scylla
>Chimera

I guess I'll take the Chimera for entertainment's sake.

>> No.13307670

>>13307645
>superhumanly attractive go-all-day-and-all-night un-NTR-able nympho who considers giving a blowjob the same as you cooking her romantic gourmet dinner

>> No.13307671

>>13307642
These are the bait that lead them down the rabbit hole. The seed of corruption, the source of the chaos.

>> No.13307672

>>13307660
2. Of the bat you can tell she doesn't like you, or anyone really for that matter. You are close to just tossing her off the train and getting rid of her, that is until you hear her story. Her dad abandoned her and her mom when she was 10 and ran off with a young human girl. Her mom fell into depression and MG #2 was forced to become the responsible one. Mom went back and forth between laying around and moping and taking her rage out on her daughter by yelling at her and saying it was because of her that her father left. For 6 years this went on and she just sat there and let her mother blame her for everything. One day she came home and her mother was on the couch, with a half full bottle of beer on the table and an empty pill bottle on the floor. She just went up to her room, filled her backpack with whatever she though would be useful, and went out the door. Now she's here and she's hoping to start a new life in a better place. As she says that she looks down and you can see a small smile on her face, it's absolutely beautiful. You wonder to yourself could you help give her this new life? Who knows maybe you can see that smile again.

>> No.13307673

>>13307650
>Ren Xiongmao

>Matis

>Dark Slime

Let's see what happens.

>> No.13307676

>>13307663
>Normies
You keep using that word like it does anything but label you as someone worth laughing at.

>> No.13307680

>>13307643
Mybe I'm being a nipicky faggot, but that's monsters, not humans, and we now know that you can lead a relatively normal life as an incubus, so no, sex isn't everything. Outside of pandemonium or dark demon realms.

>> No.13307681

>>13307672
3. She's a shady character with a few scars visible across her body. She looks to be in her early 20's and has a cocky attitude. As it would turn out she grew up in a bad neighborhood and was actually part of the reason it was bad. She never did anything beyond petty theft or roughing up someone who deserved it. She isn't really fond of how her life went, but it's all she really knows, and a girl's gotta eat. She was perfectly fine until she met Marissa. Marissa was pretty nice for a Danuki, she gave #3 a bunch of work and in return got a pretty decent pay. Granted most of this "work" was no legal, but neither was what she was doing before. Months passed by and #3 was pretty happy being part of Marissa's organization, and her life was turning out for the better; of course everything would go to shit afterwards. Marissa called #3 and told her to meet at the main hideout. When #3 got there it was just the two of them. Marissa began talking about how much she appreciates all the work that #3 has done. "In fact" Marissa said "I think you deserve a special reward." Marissa's clothes suddenly drop to the floor, her hands on #3's breasts, and her tongue thrust into #3's mouth. #3 knocked Marissa out and noped the fuck outta there. Afterwards #3 decided that breaking the heart and nose of a semi-powerful crime lord and staying in the same city of said crime lord wasn't a good idea, so she gathered her stuff and hopped on the train. Marissa is unlikely to go after her since she left the city, but she can never go back. #3 isn't really sure of what to do now. Crime is all she knows, but she wants more out of life. She seems like she is in desperate need of guidance, and it makes you wonder if maybe you could show her where to go.

>> No.13307682

>>13307663
>Normies

Christ you people are more annoying than cuckolds.

>> No.13307686

>>13307663
Bait harder.

I bet you are even one of those calling us losers.

>> No.13307689

>>13307676
What label would you prefer, your normalness?

>>13307682
Point still stands. It's nice to have a place where I don't have to listen to others go on about normalfag things.

>> No.13307692

>>13307650
>Nekomata
>March Hare
>Dark Valk
I think I'll take the mystery box.

>>13307655
I think you're the guy I talked about my team to the other day. It's a Wall, Darx, Behemoth frontline, with Rock Hawk, Miss horn(A new addition. She looked cute, so I grabbed her), Fairy mid. Darkman, Oni and Dark Mage backline, with a Loams on reserve. Those loams scenes are cute.

>> No.13307693

>>13307650
The box! THE BOX!

>> No.13307695

>>13307663
They don't have any. They're proto-anons. Those rejected by mainstream society but not accepted or not willing to be accepted by sub-groups.

>> No.13307698

>>13307686
http://i.imgur.com/wQPdCQz.jpg

>> No.13307699

>>13307667
Yeah, that's if she catches me and I'm unarmed or have no cyanide handy.

>> No.13307700

>>13307650
>>13307673
The Box for me

>> No.13307701

>>13307689
>normalfag

So I'm a normalfag if I find the concept of MGs being real fucking autistic?

Alright then.

>> No.13307702

>>13307689
No, please, keep calling me a "Normie", all it does is make me chuckle and remind me that I'm not a sad waste of life.

>> No.13307703

>>13307388

>XM109

They're doing it again? Didn't they learn from the XM-25?

>>13307393

>I don't know how to take a joke

>> No.13307709

>>13307701
How is wanting MGs to be a real thing 'autistic?'

>> No.13307711

>>13307680
> or dark demon realms.
Just Pandemonium.

>> No.13307713

>TFW people tell me to write cute and stupid shit
>TFW can't think of anything

>> No.13307715

They called us fools when we said the normies and tumblrites would attempt to take over these threads.

>> No.13307717

>normie bait
>waifufag bait
>furfag bait
>SJW bait
>bait bait
>harold.jpg

>> No.13307719

>>13307713
Write a story from a Fairy's perspective while she's trying to wake her husband up.

>> No.13307721

>>13307650
>Kitsune-bi
>P'Orc
>Wererabbit
Let's see where this goes

>> No.13307724

>>13307717
We am become Bait, destroyer of threads.

>> No.13307725

>>13307715
That's what happens when new blood comes into the threads and that's why almost everything that goes popular becomes shit.

>> No.13307726

>>13307717
>milk bait
>loli bait
>CC bait
>fat bait
>pregnancy bait
>Harem bait
>Monogamy bait

>> No.13307727

>>13307719
Daily life with Fairy is pretty cute. Until you get into the sex, then things just get weird.

>> No.13307728

>>13307715
To be fair, /jp/ was the last place I'd expect to find normalfags.

>> No.13307730

>>13307728
People have been coming here and trolling the fuck out of the board ever since moot called it his fave board.
Plus there has to be some traffic from /a/, which is filled with "normies".

>> No.13307732

>>13307715
>>13307725
Just wait until the EMG anime airs.
A veritable tsunami of normalfaggotry awaits us, anons.

>> No.13307734

>>13307629

He still has to choose her anon, but yeah, something like that would probably win most people over. I'd rather fight her though.

>> No.13307735

>>13307715
It's trolling, really. Just come hang out in one of the 2hu threads. They're pretty chill.

SDM girls best girls
+Yukari

>> No.13307739

>>13307650
>Living Doll
>Wurm
>Doppelganger

>>13307660
>>13307672
>>13307681
>Circus Performer Living Doll
>Abused and lonely Wurm
>Doppelganger Mook who pissed off a Lesbian Tanuki Crimelord

Well. This is easy for me personally. I go with that Wurm, and I do my damndest to help her build a better, happy life. I hope she'll let me be part of it.

>> No.13307742

>>13307732
I don't think we have anything to worry about there, most people who are new to 4chan will stick around /a/ and make it even shittier.
The only time I see anyone coming here is if they are directed here by the people in the EMG threads, which is something I could see happening.

>> No.13307745

>>13307730
I don't think most of the normalfags here are from /a/, that the thread's old core Probably most of them are from boards like /v/

>>13307732
That's why I've always been saying I don't want an EMG anime. Nobody listened to me though.

>> No.13307746

>>13307732
>>13307735
Wouldn't be the first time I've abandoned these threads forever.

>> No.13307747

>>13307735
>SDM girls best girls
I do agree with this.

>> No.13307754

>>13307732
The /a/ EMG threads will get most of it.

>>13307730
>/a/, which is filled with "normies".
No. They're more vanilla in general, but they definitely aren't any definition of normies.

>> No.13307755

>>13307732
It's not like animefags will stick around for us.

>> No.13307760

>>13307735
I don't these faggots polluting the rest of /jp/.

>> No.13307763

>>13307755
Just wait until the people in the /a/ threads redirect them here

>> No.13307767

>>13307746
>>13307747
I hide in touhou threads whenever we're riding out a shitstorm.

>> No.13307772

>>13307755
You never know. The vast majority of people here now are the vanillafag waifu fetishists who chased out the grimderper rape fetishists, so it's not like a complete demographic replacement is unprecedented here.

>> No.13307781

>>13307763
I don't think that will be as bad as you might expect. Don't forget most of us ended up here in a similar way, i.e. finding the mg thread on /a/ and getting sucked in like it was some evil black-hole of lewd, then getting booted here.

>> No.13307789

It's funny how all you /a/ and /v/ rejects who do nothing but use greentexting and spoilers while throwing shit at each other dare use the term "normie".

>> No.13307790

>>13307781
But they won't be /a/fags like some of us are/used to be, they will be normalfags who will be redirect to the /jp/ thread by the people on /a/

>> No.13307792

>>13307494
>the hot chicks and porn
Is this a joke or what? Why don't you just watch porn, hentai, doujins? It's not like actual porn is posted here, blue porn forbids lewd pics and lewd stories are rare as fuck
MGE mainly exist for escapism, if you are not here for that, you are just wasting your time

>> No.13307797

>>13307735
>SDM girls best girls
Some of them are among my favorites, but as a categorical statement, I disagree.

>> No.13307802

Can't we just all get along?

>> No.13307803

>>13307763
The threads on /a/ weren't all bad, until metaknight and his buddies started fucking with us.

>>13307772
So what kind of replacement we looking at?

>> No.13307804

>>13307732
God. I used to lurk the Shingeki threads until the anime aired. Now I cant stand them anymore without puking.

>> No.13307805

>>13307792
>Lewd stories are rare as fuck
It may just be me but most of the stories I have read recently have been smut or lew in one way or another.

Hell, the only stories I write are smut or some rare suffering.

>>13307802
But that's not part of my headcanon!

>> No.13307808

>>13307792
>lewd stories are rare

YOU FUCKING WOT M8?!

>> No.13307813

>>13307772
>replacement
I maintain that a lot of them were here from the start. I'm one and I was here back when bromont was still active regularly.

I think the increased representation of them in the thread in a result of them becoming more vocal and also a loss of a few vocal grimdark fans.

I think both should be here though, variety etc.

>> No.13307814

>>13307792
>It's not like actual porn is posted here
>and lewd stories are rare as fuck

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.13307816

>>13307802
When you've got people who want to chase out others that wish for their waifu to be real, no, we won't be able to get along.

>> No.13307817

>>13307802
We tried that a long time ago, and some people like you still try. It has never and will never work.

>> No.13307826

>>13307802
Only at certain hours

>> No.13307828

>>13307790
>redirect to the /jp/ thread
I only see them doing that if those guys are asking about stuff outside of EMG.

>> No.13307829

>>13307725
MGQ should have never happened.

>> No.13307835

>>13307792
>lewd stories are rare as fuck

Is this nigga serious?

>> No.13307837

I love monster girls but god damn, I fucking hate whoever sent you retards here.

>> No.13307845

>>13307715
The question then becomes, are we going to allow it?

YOU READY FOR ANOTHER WAR BOYS?!

>> No.13307847

>>13307829
>Monster Girls were a mistake- /mgt/

>> No.13307850

>>13307814
>>13307805
>>13307808
I mean complete stories that worth reading/fapping, not 10 lines updates. They are rare, 1-2~ per day
Besides you can get them at blogspot without browsing thread

>> No.13307852

>>13307837
>I fucking hate whoever sent you retards here
We were sent here by a faggot mod and retards who wanted to burn the threads because their shits weren't allowed. So yes, we hate the same people.

>> No.13307853

>>13307803
>So what kind of replacement we looking at?

My prediction is a bunch of harem-fetishists.

"All EMG girlz wud get mai dik. I wud fug Mia wile motorbot Cera's tits. U don't wanna harem ur gay brah, YOLO"

Burn, burn, let it burn
Burn, burn, let it burn

>> No.13307854

>>13307829
Honestly, I've never been too enamored with MGQ. Mostly because of the varying artists.
There's fear boner and then there's unfuckable horror.
I'm still rustled about the design for the "dragon" girl.

>> No.13307856

>>13307692
>>13307693
>>13307700
>>13307681
MYSTERY BOX

Roll/pick one more monster

The other three have left and you lay down as your train stops for the night. The rough metal floor makes it difficult to fall asleep. As you lay on your back desperate for some shut eye you hear a sound. Is that a violin? You look around the train yard to find the source of the noise. Sitting on top one of the cars is a mature woman with worn and slightly torn clothes. She notices you staring. "Ara~ Ara~ hello little boy, come to my side of the tracks have you?" She smiles down at you eyes sparkling in the moonlight. She slides of the roof and calmly strolls to you. She is slightly taller that you, about half a head higher and despite her and her voice so smooth that it's hypnotizing. "Are you like me little one? A vagabond of the rails?" You slowly nod your head. She smiles sweetly and caresses your face. "Excellent, I've always wanted to be part of a duo." You are able to stutter out that you don't know how to play. "That is fine I can teach you." She hands you the violin, presses herself against you back and beings instructing you. As you being to make a basic tune she beings to softly sing, her wondrous voice filling your ears. As the song finishes she moves her arms away from the violin and wraps them around you. She brings her lush lips close to your ear and whispers sweetly. "You did well little one. In time I'm sure we will make even more wonderful music together."

>> No.13307857

>>13307850
But muh greenwords!

>> No.13307858

>>13307853
...Dude, that's exactly like these threads.

>> No.13307859

>>13307853
We already have those, calling you a faggot because you don't want to have a harem.

>> No.13307860

>>13307790
/a/ was dead to me when they tried to run fate threads out.

I'm not even sure what the fuck happened. Within a very short time span they got incredibly draconian. It's like too many newcomers took the 'rules' too seriously.

>> No.13307864

>>13307854
>I'm still rustled about the design for the "dragon" girl.

You and me both.

>> No.13307865

>>13307854
>There's fear boner and then there's unfuckable horror.
I agree that there's far too much of that in MGQ, but the good shit makes up for the shit shit.
Could've been a lot better, but still worth many a fap.

>> No.13307868

>>13307837
The /a/ mod. We hate him too.

>> No.13307869

>>13307845
There's no point anon, after years of scorched earth warfare there's nothing left worth fighting here for. All drawfags have left us, some have even joined the forces trying to destroy us. Our best one, Loen, is either dead or has forsaken us and I don't blame him. One of the most active writefags left is alp and that should tell you something. These threads aren't worth fighting over any more, it was a good run but I don't see what left we have or even could create. We need to abandon this place, maybe find a new home maybe not, either way these nothing good left here.

>> No.13307870

>>13307856
>Kakuen

Well now that's just fine and dandy.

>> No.13307873

>>13307856
>CC Hobo Kakuen
Huh.

>> No.13307874

>>13307148
Pastebin it for me

>> No.13307876

>>13307845
>ANOTHER WAR
We've been at war since these threads started.

>> No.13307877

>>13307837
>>13307852
>>13307868
Let's not forget both times moot decided to attract the entirety of 4chan toward /jp/.

Fucking faggot.

>> No.13307878

>>13307856
> roper
She's always been low down on my list, but if she uses those tentacles for musical purposes and not anal invasion, I'll give her a try.

>> No.13307880

>>13307856
>Red Oni
Well, that's something I never thought I'd see. Will be interesting, at any rate.

>> No.13307886

>>13307876
To me, this is peacetime.

>> No.13307888

>>13307870
>>13307873
Huh, weird.

>> No.13307890

>>13307869
But this is OUR shithole.

>> No.13307891

It's funny how we're always fighting between us but we always unite to hate someone else when we feel threatened

>> No.13307894

>>13307865
I'll have to take your word on that.
Plansect village is the biggest, and first, example of this.
The "creations" in 3 were another example.
This isn't even counting some of the girls that are simply "take beast of legend, stick girl on it"

>> No.13307895

>>13307858
>>13307859
...true.
But imagine it becoming the majority, as opposed to a noisy minority.
And also they're tube-jockey kiddies who've never read the magna version, insisting that anime EMG is now the default mg setting by virtue of popularity.

>> No.13307896

>>13307891
Which is why monster girls will never be able to defeat humanity.

>> No.13307899

>>13307891
Enemy of my enemy is my friend and all the like

>> No.13307903

>>13307894
Don't forget the Angels in the third part, or any of the final bosses.

>> No.13307904

>>13307891
You just described humanity. There's really nothing unusual or surprising about it.

>> No.13307905

>>13307890
This was our shithole once, and we managed it as well as we could. But our own people turned their backs on us when their shit wasn't allowed and decided they would do whatever it took to completely destroy these threads. I'm not saying this is all their fault, but a good chunk of it is.

>> No.13307906

>>13307857
90% of them a shit
The remaining 10% are written by writefags and also marked by blogspot

>> No.13307907

>>13307903
Cupid was nice.

>> No.13307909

>>13307891
Human nature, anon.
Even in a monstergirl thread, it's human nature.

>> No.13307910

>>13307859
Excuse me, but it's the other way around.

>muh monogamy
>muh not being dedicated to one girl
>muh harems that go nowhere
>muh no character development
>muh unfairness
>muh ntr

No, not everyone has to have a harem, but anti harem fags are cancer.

>> No.13307916

>>13307891
That's very typical human behavior.

>> No.13307920

>>13307907
Cupid and Kalkyrie were alright, but you know what Angels I'm talking about Anon.
Hell, we didn't even get a chance to fug Promstein before she went all mad scientist seaweed on us

>> No.13307922

>>13307306

>You were just a kid when your mom died.
>You were still grieving her loss when your dad got remarried to an echidna.
>You never quite forgave him for that.
>His new wife, the kids she had, and the kids they were making commanded all of his attention.
>Your new 'mom', being a lamia, never quite liked the fact that you had your mother's eyes.
>Feeling unwanted and replaced, you acted out.
>Bad grades, hanging out with a crowd that got you into fights half the time... looking back, you were a bit of a hooligan in your youth.
>You were a teenager when your fifth sister was born.
>That little ushi always looked up to you for some reason; An annoying, uncomfortable and profoundly alien concept in your mind.
>Young and tiny as she was, she'd latch onto you- Spider legs around your torso and arms around your neck like some kind of fuzzy, huggy backpack, and you'd have no choice but to take her everywhere you went.
>Though at first you were deeply, -deeply- annoyed by this kind of interference in your life, you eventually began to pick up other ways to spend your time.
>For starters, you very quickly stopped being such a fucking hooligan when you were constantly carrying around a toddler.
>You also started apprenticing under a dwarven blacksmith, after your sister demanded you take her into the shop to see the 'shiny things' and you had to spend a few weeks working there to pay off the damage she caused.
>Which led to your new boss sending you to her friends, a hinezumi, a ren xiongmao and a jinko to learn kung fu, because smacking metal with a hammer until it started being magic required a bit more discipline than your formerly-hooligan ass had at that point.
>Which led to you taking up hiking, camping and fishing because your new masters some time in the outdoors would help calm your fiery temper (and make your sister really, really happy).
>Which led to you pulling a drowning girl out of a lake.
>Who eventually became your wife.

>> No.13307923

>>13307910
Trying to point fingers and namecalling isn't doing anyone any good.

>> No.13307925

>>13307906
You are either KGA or some bitter faggot and I don't much care for you.

>> No.13307927

>>13307891
That's the main reason humanity has been able to survive for all these hundreds of thousands of years.

>> No.13307928

>>13307903
I haven't, as much as I wish I did.
Granberria should have just been a salamander instead of whatever dragonoid they call her.

>> No.13307930

>>13307922

(Too long, had to put it in two parts.)

>Now, many years later, sitting with your sister at the same old campsite, while your brother-in-law's chopping wood, your wife's making dinner and your son's whipping through the trees like some kind of discount Spider-Man with your neice on his back like a very familar-looking backpack, you can't help but smile.
>"Hey, Sis?"
>"Hm?"
>"...Thanks.

>> No.13307931

>>13307910
>Nuh uh, it's the other guys though
I'm super convinced, no seriously.

>> No.13307933

>>13307923
I'm telling it like it is.

>> No.13307934

>>13307910
Are you forgetting the guy who calls everyone who doesn't want a harem 'low T'?

>> No.13307935

>>13307928
>Granberria should have just been a salamander instead of whatever dragonoid they call her.
WOWOWOW

>> No.13307936

>>13307869
>We need to abandon this place, maybe find a new home maybe not
That's the problem. The anons here don't have an alternative they're comfortable with.

>> No.13307937

>>13307894
Well, it's difficult for ToroToro I guess, because a lot of it is different people, different fetishes.
For example, I thought Assassinroid's hideous-leech-monster-insemination scene was the hottest thing in all Part 3. But I have yet to find anyone else who didn't want to kill it with fire.

So I dunno, maybe someone out there actually liked Plansect. I wouldn't put money on it, but you never know

>> No.13307940

>>13307920
I know. Unfulfilled potential.

>> No.13307942

>>13307931
Here's your reply.

>> No.13307945

>>13307933
So am I.

And I'm telling you you're full of shit.

>> No.13307947

>>13307928
I'm fine with her being the way she is, though it took some getting used to seeing her without the armor.

>> No.13307948

>>13307937
I appreciated Assassinroid's leech scene but I am pissed there wasn't a chance to actually fuck her if you did well enough.
I mean hell, she says she'll let you fuck her if you fought well enough, but then no matter what you always end up with the leech.

>> No.13307951

>>13307940
>>13307920
Hell, we didn't even get a chance to fug Promstein before she went all mad scientist seaweed on us
I have good, Paradox-y news for you fine gentlemen.

>> No.13307952

>>13307936
There is the other place, we wouldn't even have to use any of the shit boards already there, we could make a /mgg/ board. It would probably be a thousand times better than these threads anyway since there could be a thread about every monster girl at once and people would look even more retarded for going out of their way to find other threads just to shitpost in them.

>> No.13307955

>>13307942
>I have no argument

>> No.13307956

>>13307930
Not what I expected, but I like it.

>> No.13307959

>>13307934
I've seen him rip on those that shoot down harems, by which mean shit talking them. And people who don't seem to actually want to fuck monsters, like cuddlefags. But, I don't think he's said harem or bust, you know? Like that has to become the rule. I don't know man.

>> No.13307960

>>13307910
>>muh harems that go nowhere
>>muh no character development
Sorry, but from a story perspective, I've gotta say these are legitimate criticisms.

>> No.13307962

>>13307935
Her personality is fine, it's just that she just looks like a fire breathing lizardman. She needed wings or something, I just didn't enjoy the design.

>>13307947
That's fine, I can see some folks (quite a few) liking it.
It's just a taste v taste thing here.

>> No.13307963

>>13307952
Already been done, anon.
All it did was prove there's not enough content for a whole board.

>> No.13307965

>>13307945
No u.

>> No.13307968

>>13307952
We don't have enough content for a board. We barely have enough for a thread. That would be a disaster.

>> No.13307971

>>13307963
>>13307968
Goddammit I just don't want to lose my home for talking about monster girls, if all the serious people from these threads went over there it might work.

>> No.13307972

>>13307951
I was under the impression that she only ever tested out semen sucking equipment on you, and never actually developed a relationship or anything.
Her entire character is an emotionless ball of logic after all, or is supposed to be anyway.

>> No.13307973

>>13307952
7+1chan did it. It's shit.

>> No.13307975

>>13307922
>>13307930
Oh how grand, the exact same setting to about every other fucking story concerning an Echidna and a human son.

How wonderful.

>> No.13307977

>>13307922
>>13307930
Not the usual route things go, but by God, is this nice. We need more nice, simple life-stories like this. Thanks for the heartwarming stuff anon.

>Young and tiny as she was, she'd latch onto you- Spider legs around your torso and arms around your neck like some kind of fuzzy, huggy backpack, and you'd have no choice but to take her everywhere you went.
And for this top-tier adorable image.

>> No.13307978

>>13307959
He shits on monogamy as hard as harem haters shit on harems. Look through the archive. There's idiots on both sides. Just leave it be. This is like bringing up maledom vs femdom. There's no winners, only losers.

>> No.13307980

>>13307962
>It's just a taste v taste thing here.
Well fuck you being all reasonable and shit.

But yeah, I can see wings helping to drive the whole 'dragon' thing home.

>> No.13307983

>>13307975
The fuck you talkin' about anon? Usually that shit winds up with dicking the sister or some crap. And this one didn't. Instead, she just made his life all-around better, while they just remained friendly siblings. That's different. That's nice.

>> No.13307986

>>13307975
>exact same setting to about every other fucking story concerning an Echidna and a human son.
Could you direct me to one of them? I like Echidnas and I can only think of two other than this one.

>> No.13307987

>>13307952
MGU, MGR, and these threads all show that there's not enough content for that.

>> No.13307988

>>13307960
It contributes to the hate of harems because those are /a/ complaints.

>> No.13307990

>>13307986
I'm sure one of them is on one of the writefags pastebin's.

While you do that I'll look around some of the archives back in /a/

>> No.13307991

>>13307980
Yea, especially since the only "official" dragon girl we get in that game is a girl sitting on top of a dragon's may.

>> No.13307997

>>13307930
>>13307922
I expected Ushi-Oni step sister dicking, I was pleasantly surprised.
Loli Ushi backpack was a nice touch.

>> No.13308000

>>13307990
The only two Echidnas I know of from the writefags are the one in Lantern's story and the one in PRW's story.

>> No.13308002

>>13307997
I expected Ushi-Oni step sister dicking, and I was cruelly cockblocked

>> No.13308003

>>13307991
What about the dragon pup and wyvern?

>> No.13308007

>>13307498
Depends on where you end up. You'd probably fare better if you land in demon lands and get found by an MG. If you end up in regular human lands you are unlikely to ever even see a single MG in your life.

You would either die quickly by the hands of the order/suspicious peasants or you get lucky in some village and manage to convince some farmer to provide you with food in trade for labour.
If you have good survival skills you'll be fine no matter where you are, assuming no order patrol finds you.

Keep in mind that you'll be suspicious as fuck since you don't see the langauge. So anyone is going to be extra distrustfull towards you. So survival for any of us there won't be easy.

>> No.13308008

>>13308002
I'm just inserting an Ushi-Oni cousin dicking ending in my head. Good End.

>> No.13308012

>>13308007
>since you don't know their langauge*

I should get some sleep.

>> No.13308016

>>13308003
Dragon pup is part of the bandits and, therefore, best girl. Especially when she goes teen.
Wyvern I had a nice design but I would have preferred another artist.

>> No.13308017

>>13308007
>>13308012
>since you don't know their langauge*
B-but that's not like muh chinese cartoons where everybody conveniently speaks the same language as me!

>> No.13308032

>>13306349
Thank you Anon! The idea just came to me.

>> No.13308042

>>13307922
>>13307930

Annnnd, into the pastebin it goes.

http://pastebin.com/28xZjsB6

>> No.13308046

>>13307650
Girtablilu circus performer, seems kind of fitting.

An abused Werecat that needs lots of love and healing to help her recover from her abusive mother.

A golem on the run from a crimelord.

I would go with the Werecat. I can provide the love and care she needs and the others seem like they can handle their own just fine.

>> No.13308050

>>13306762
Monster Girl Quest?

>> No.13308051

>>13308046
>An abused Werecat that needs lots of love and healing to help her recover from her abusive mother.
> I would go with the Werecat.

And then anon was keyaids

>> No.13308054

>>13308050
He said monster girls, not monsters with girls as hats at best.

>> No.13308058

>>13306921
>>13306927
A Tanuki Sugar Momma? Anons we are onto something here!

>> No.13308064

>>13308042
>http://pastebin.com/28xZjsB6
Oh, cool.
I was just gonna screencap it, but thanks, that's easier.

>> No.13308069

>>13307730
>>13307728
>>13307715
Keep in mind that this thread is rarely on the frontpage. It's likely a couple of bored or mad anons that are doing the posting (Mantis-anon comes to mind). And everyone else is worked up over it.

>> No.13308070

>>13308054
Oh come on, Setouchi didn't draw everything in MGQ.

>> No.13308077

>>13308069
>Mantis-anon

That pour soul, I don't even think a traitor could help him.

>> No.13308081

>>13308069
It didn't actually last that long. An hour or two.

>> No.13308084

>>13307727
>>13307719

I can't do fairies because it'd have an ending like this

http://i.imgur.com/5CKhHjC.jpg

>> No.13308085

>>13308032
That was really cute, man. Keep up the good work.

>>13308069
>Mantis-anon
Oh man. He was so fucking mad. Was hilarious.

>> No.13308088

>>13308085
>>13308069

Mantis-anon?

>> No.13308098

>>13308085
I'm fairly sure he was merely pretending. Then again, the internet has ruined my ability to distinguish sarcasm form genuine retardation.

>> No.13308099

>>13306984
"Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill."
— CEO Tanuki Morgan, "The Ethics of Greed"

>> No.13308105

>>13305479

>Dewgong girl

I never knew how much I wanted this.

>> No.13308106

>>13308088
Think of the guy that has an irrational hatred for Amazons, but with Mantis' instead.

>> No.13308107

>>13308099
That tanuki probably weights the same as an Oni and lives solely on "escorts"

>> No.13308109

>>13308098
Yeah, that's possible. It really seemed like he had never seen that picture before though. Either way, it was amusing to see. I do hope he wasn't serious. Getting that mad over something here wouldn't be good for his health.

>> No.13308115

>>13308099
Surely "Semen exists to be consumed"?
Zakha-chan, Russian Lich with multicoloured glasses when

>> No.13308120

I have to confess something.

I love monstergirls but my waifu is human

>> No.13308122

>>13308120
Don't worry, anon.
[spoier]MAMONOMANA will fix her[/spoiler]

>> No.13308123

>>13308120
And you're gonna infuse her with the mana of your favorite monster girl to transform her into it right? Right? You aren't some filthy race, uh, continuer? Are you?

>> No.13308125

>>13308120

Yeah well...

My waifu is a Concept, or Eldritch Abomination. Whichever you can define her as.

>> No.13308126

>>13308088
So some anon posted a picture of a mantis who killed her husband and ate his face, while he wore an "I love Monstergirls" T-shirt. He got incredibly worked up over it, and bassicly swore to ruin the fun of everyone in this thread.

It was both funny and sad. Now there will be a lonely Mantis without husband to love her when 2017 happens.

>> No.13308127

>>13308122
use ctrl + s

>> No.13308128

>>13308120
Have her become a succubus and use glamour/polymorph/shape change to hide the demon features.

>> No.13308132

>>13308120
Surprise box.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll be able to be in a relationship and lead a normal life, what with how much I love monster girls and wish they were real.

>> No.13308133

>>13308120
I self-insert with Link in the Zelda series.

>> No.13308135

>>13308120

That's fucking alright, man.

>> No.13308136

>>13308123
Not him but I would be.

>> No.13308137

>>13308126
I'm pretty sure I know the image you're talking about - it's really old. Trying to think of the name of the artist that did it... I know he's gone a ton of shit across 4chan through various drawthreads.

>> No.13308139

>>13308125
Nyaruko? Saya?

>> No.13308142

>>13308126
What always gets me in that image is the shirt.

Not just the mantis, but the implication that ANY MG would utterly slaughter us, as that is the truth of their nature, and us fanboys would be the first to be culled for their amusement and feed.

But I try and fight down such Hawking-esqe pessimistic thoughts.

>> No.13308143

>>13308051
It took me a moment to realize what that refered to.

>> No.13308144

>>13308137
The artist is BB.

>> No.13308147

>>13308105
Yeah, man. Shit seems real nice.

>>13308120
In terms of MGs, I love a Lich beyond a shadow of a doubt, but the character I've loved the longest is a human. Although, if she was a MG she would probably be a Jinko or werecat. Hell, her name starts with Tora.

>> No.13308149

>>13308051
And suddenly you made me realize something about Semi-Incubized Veteran...

>> No.13308154

>>13308144
Yeah, I had the name on the tip of my tongue.

If I remember right, he got chased from /a/ (or maybe it was /v/?) drawthreads by a bunch of overzealous mods that were quick to ban him the instant he posted something slightly 'nsfw.'

>> No.13308155

>>13308126
Fifty bucks he's also KGA.

Or maybe he's the Mantis/Kunoichi anon, haven't heard from him in a while.

>> No.13308157

>>13308139

Tsundere. Loli.

Cthulhu

>> No.13308158

>>13308149
The only character in that story with a shitty parent is that Cheshire with the husband beating mom.

>> No.13308164

>>13308154
BB appeared in the /v/ drawthreads a few weeks back.

>> No.13308166

>>13308158
Precisely.

>> No.13308170

>>13308142
That's not true. They wouldn't kill us like that. They would rape us until they were pregnant, then kill us.

>> No.13308171

>>13308123
Well I can see her as a Dhampir.

>> No.13308172

>>13308158
Technically the anubutt love interest had a shitty father

>> No.13308175

>>13308142
Yes, we must remain wary when 2017 happens. Thankfully my waifu isn't naturally strong or has any natural weapons.

Though a scenario where Monstergirls invade us while hellbent on killing us, would truly be a nightmare. Causalties would be extreme, and anyone near a portal/rift or whatsoever would be doomed. We'd probably still drive the invaders back, but not after severe losses.

>>13308170
If they would follow MGE rules then that could take years uppon years, up to hunderds of years for species like dragons and undead.

>> No.13308180

>>13308142
>ANY MG would utterly slaughter us
Jokes on you, this is my fetish

>> No.13308192

>>13308175
I recall that a while back somebody wrote up a short greentext describing how such an invasion would go, how we'd all be slaughtered, hiding in our homes, desperately praying to be passed over.

Then I tacked on a Vanilla Route for it. Of course, not good enough to bother with screencapping, so it's been lost to the threads.

>> No.13308194

>>13308172
I don't think that's fair, anon. He was a caring single dad who resisted for years as his daughter relentlessly threw herself at him.

When he finally cracked, it was by her own admission like a fairytale for a while until the unglamorous side of dicking the daughteru caught up with them.

I can ascribe no blame to the man. He was placed in an impossible situation and did the best he could.

>> No.13308198

>>13308192
>Then I tacked on a Vanilla Route for it
Go fuck yourself you fucking faggot.

>> No.13308204

>>13305479
>>13308105
>Be on ship, sailing in the open seas away from Tortuga
>Some of the older men are laughing and jeering as they see a school of Mermaids dancing in the waves and molesting each other
>There's that one old grizzled sailor with a pipe in his mouth, his mutton chops flecked with grey hair
>"Come on and sit 'er down 'ere, boy. Ya's got some learnin' to do about them thar... Merfolk."
>"Y'see, the reason they be displayin' themselves like that is because they be fearing we find their natural enemy."
>Quirk your eyebrow and laugh at him, Mermaids having actual enemies? Preposterous
>"Laugh all ye want, boy. But it's true. Look at them thar! They dance and sing and make merry with the men who they want to marry, but like the ebb and flow of the ocean there's always one who'll come out on top!"
>"A Mermaid's prized asset are her *cough* copious islands on her chest, y'see. But there be a type of Merwoman who puts the fear o' the locker in the others' hearts."
>You supress a snigger
>"Now don't be laughing again boyo! It be a very serious matter. Their enemy is... a Dewgong."
>Before you can ask him what a Dewgong is, several other men yell at him to "COME OFF IT YA TOSSER!" and other insults
>"Unlike other Mer, tha Dewgong is th' Holstaur of the Sea."
>"With... LARGE TRACTS O' SEAFLOOR, AND A BELLY Y' COULD CUDDLE ALL DAY!"
>"SHE'D RIGHT SCARE THE PISS OUT O' THOSE TROUTS OUT THERE!"
>No sooner than he begins to rant, you see her
>She looks like a young woman wearing a strange grey Selkie-like seal suit, her hat with its floppy nose
>She's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen
>Dive into the water
>Cuddle the fuck out of her
>A Mermaid slaps you for choosing "Fatty McTatty"
>You can hear the sailor laughing for minutes until the ship passes

http://i.imgur.com/uZJhC9D.jpg

HEALTH

>> No.13308211

>>13308192
>>13308175
Yes I remember that, I forgot what species MG you used, but she eventually took him with her back right?

But yeah, anyone near such a rift/portal in such an invasion would be slaughtered. Though frankly, I don't think people would stay in their homes for long if the news of the invasion and portal locations came to light. So we can assume that the anon in the story must have been right next to one just after a rift opened.

There were a few of those stories actually. I remember one where an anon gets strangled to death by hair, after first being toyed with, another where an anon gets raped and then gets killed.
Let's hope such a thing won't become reality when 2017 hits.

>> No.13308215

>>13308204
I really, really don't like open water, but I might just jump in for a manatee girl if she looked something like that. Amusing situations so far.

>> No.13308216

>>13308204
I love love handles.

>> No.13308218

>>13308204
Letty's got an awfully big hitbox there.
Would 10/10 cuddle and create daughteru's to also cuddle with on a a dewgong girl though. I'd love her so much that she'd have heartpupils.

>> No.13308221

>>13308211
It probably will.

It's why I'm going to smash any monster girl's heads in if I see them just in case.

>> No.13308225

>>13308198
Surprisingly only one person said that at the time.
Granted only two people responded positively or some shit, and most people just ignored it.

>>13308211
I was actually purposefully vague and avoided describing what MG it was. I just described her as "Whatever MG the reader waifus". So from my perspective it was an Anubis.

But yes, ended with her smuggling him back through to her world, where she could keep him safe in the privacy of her own home.

>I remember one where an anon gets strangled to death by hair
Think I remember that one. Was pretty rough.

>> No.13308226

Would it be more accurate to say you bathe WITH your slime waifu, or that you bathe IN your slime waifu?

>> No.13308232

>>13308221
>Monster Girls come through
>They just want to make peace and love with humanity
>Paranoid fucks like anon attack first, ask questions later
>MGs respond in kind for the sake of self-defense
>War were declared.

You dun FUCKED IT UP.

>> No.13308233

>>13308225
>>13308211
Pastebin it anon, don't let it be lost to the void. Feel free to expand on it aswell, it's different than the usual stories that get written.

>> No.13308236

>>13308211
>There were a few of those stories actually. I remember one where an anon gets strangled to death by hair, after first being toyed with, another where an anon gets raped and then gets killed.
Link please

>> No.13308238

>>13308232
Peace and love my dick.

Bitches would just be waiting until we let our guard down.

>> No.13308239

>>13308192
>Then I tacked on a Vanilla Route for it.
I remember that. Good man.

>>13308232
I mean, you're right, but I see where he is coming from. Don't want to see what happened in that alien movie with the people from mars happening.

>> No.13308248

>>13308233
>Pastebin it
That would require finding it.

I mean, I've got like the last dozen or two threads open on my computer still, but I've no idea which thread it was in.

>> No.13308257

>>13308248
Do you remember specific words or phrases you used in it? If so, I suggest you type it into /jp/'s archives.

>> No.13308258

>>13308236
Search the archives anon. I don't have any links.

>>13308248
Using the archives you could search for some keywords in the threads/search function. That would likely allow you to find the posts. If you still have two threads open then you could search those two atleast, that should narrow it down. It can't have been more than 3-4 threads ago.

>> No.13308260

>>13308238
And as soon as we let our guard down, they get our dicks up.
I see no issue.

>> No.13308261

>>13307739
No Wurm deserves to be called trash.
They're too pure for that.

>> No.13308262

>>13308258
>It can't have been more than 3-4 threads ago.
I'm pretty sure it was a lot farther back than that.

>> No.13308263

>>13308260
Have fun getting ripped to shreds and eaten by the girl you "loved" I guess.

>> No.13308266

Why is everyone so cynical about monster girls now?

>> No.13308267

>>13308261
Indeed! Hell, the guy's Random-Description even mentions her having a beautiful smile. Perfect for a wurm.

I would fight tooth and nail so that she could smile every day. I'd protect that smile.

>> No.13308269

>>13308266
It's called being realistic.

>> No.13308271

>>13308266
It's the Revenge of Mantis Anon

>> No.13308272

>>13308266
I dunno, but I still love them.

People seem to want to ascribe some of the most negative emotions and experiences they can to MGs.

I just see them as a portal to a world that defies the current status norm for social expectations. A place where even outliers can be valuable to someone.

>> No.13308274

>>13308266
No clue, but it feels pretty bizarre.

>> No.13308279

>>13308261
No they aren't.. They are conniving vixens, hiding beneath a veneer of simplemindedness. It's wurmwide conspiration!

>> No.13308280

>>13308272
Faggot.

>> No.13308283

>>13308266
It's one guy pushing his doom and gloom scenario.

>> No.13308285

>>13308266
>everyone
One or two guys at most.

>> No.13308287

>>13308271
Are you going to blame everything on him now?

>> No.13308288

>>13308266
Because we're not allowed to even think we might ever be happy.

>> No.13308290

>>13308279
Kind of want

>> No.13308292

>tfw you'll never go on a hiking trip and stumble across a lost shrine, with several lewd Kitsune shrine maidens, some who haven't seen a man in centuries, tending to it.
>You will never relax in the hot springs while the foxes gather around you rubbing your muscles and serving you sake and fried tofu.
>They will never insist on you staying the night, preparing a futon for you to sleep in.
>You will never wake in the middle of the night to find yourself being held down while they tear out your liver and eat it before your eyes.

>> No.13308296

>>13308287
No, I'll still blame Bob for most things. Like global warming.

>> No.13308299

>>13308296
That's not nice.

>> No.13308302

>>13308299
It's not my fault he gave the ozone layer keyaids.

>> No.13308303

>>13308296
The difference is that Bob did cause global warming.

>> No.13308304

>>13308263
If you ripped to shreds and eaten you mean impregnating and raising children, then yeah.

>> No.13308307

>>13308292
hot

>> No.13308310

>>13308267
Wurm Smile Defense Force: Assemble!

>>13308279
I'd be cool with it.

>> No.13308315

>>13308292
And that is why you can't go camping anon! Now go play with your little Arachne sister, she has been asking for you all day long.

>> No.13308316

>muh opinion
>muh bait
>muh samefag

Holy shit.

>> No.13308320

>>13308292

I wonder how gory Monstergirls like Kumihos would react to the crazy-as-fuck-crackhead kind of people who believe if they eat them, they'll "gain their powers", like that black guy from District 9.

>> No.13308321

>>13308279
>tfw the Wurm girl you've been friends with since elementary school has the awareness and personality of Rika of Higurashi
>Forlorn attitude hidden under a facade of optimistic childishness

>> No.13308322

>>13308292
I will shamefully admit that the core of my monster girl fetish is my arousal at the thought of a horrifying monster that would otherwise murder/eat me deciding to V me instead.

>> No.13308328

>>13308292
I warned you about going to Korea. I told you dog!

>> No.13308329

>>13308322
Manticores are probably your thing.
They tell you they're gonna eat you, but viciously rape you instead.

>> No.13308334

>>13308329
I want to cuddle a manticore until she can't stand it anymore. This ancient technique of my familiy which can reduce even the most cold hearted mg to a blubbering mess.

>> No.13308335

>>13308329
They aren't. I like tender loving equality in a relationship.

S-Shut up! I know it doesn't make sense!

>> No.13308337

>>13308296

I blame BEB for everything.

Bob-ELH-Bollocks

>> No.13308339

>portal opens up
>monster girls come and start killing humans
>one night you're on your own
>a pack comes to horrifically rip you to shreds
>suddenly a powerful monster girl obliterates them at the last minute
>she's one of the few non-murderous ones, trying to help humanity as best as they can
>this will never happen to you

>> No.13308342

>>13308337
>Bollocks
Does he actually do anything other than shit-talk himself?

>> No.13308343

>>13308339
>Implying she isn't some Monster Girl white knight, who's saving you so you might reward her with sex.

>> No.13308344

>>13308334
>>13307739
>Cuddle her from behind and tell her:
>"It's not your fault."

>> No.13308349

>>13308344
I punched a person that tried to do that to me.

>> No.13308354

>>13308334
I just want to be viciously raped and mindbroken into a bitchboy by a Manticore, but your way is fine too.

>> No.13308357

>>13308211

>Though a scenario where Monstergirls invade us while hellbent on killing us, would truly be a nightmare. Causalties would be extreme, and anyone near a portal/rift or whatsoever would be doomed. We'd probably still drive the invaders back, but not after severe losses.


Huh. I actually wrote something to that effect during that thread.

http://pastebin.com/n6w8y7Sm

>> No.13308358

>>13308349
Imagine getting punched by a literal monster.

Yeah, doesn't sound too good.

>> No.13308359

>>13308349
Oh...

>> No.13308362

>>13308344
>what are you doing...
>"It's not your fault"
>Quit it...
>"Don't worry, everything's going to be all right."
>S-stop it, w-who gave you the right to hug me...
>"Just let it all out."
>L-let what out? I-I'm not going to c-cry if that's what your hinting at.

>> No.13308363

>>13308339
Yeah, what she'll do instead is rip you limb from limb.

She just wanted the satisfaction for herself.

>> No.13308364

>>13308363
DAMN IT.

>> No.13308366

>>13308354
Do manticore's purr or chuff?
Through the power of my hugs I shall learn

>> No.13308367

>>13308357
Yeah I remember reading that one aswell. Nice little backstory.

>> No.13308368

>>13308354
>You will never have a Monster Girl pimp as your sugar momma.

>> No.13308371

>>13308358
Don't be a bitch, man up and take it.

>> No.13308373

>>13308371
>Man up and take a 20 Gigaton punch from a Wurm
I mean...I'll try my best, but goddamn. Those are some high expectations.

>> No.13308376

>>13308366
They're part Lion so yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEZr6vzhLWQ

>> No.13308379

>>13308337

> Lumping either of those two in with Alp 2.0

That's just insulting.

>>13308342

No.

>> No.13308383

>>13307959
You are correct sir!

>>13307978
Herd you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.

>> No.13308384

>>13308337
This is going in a very bad direction.

>> No.13308385

>>13308342

Constantly shit posts about Bob, tries to pass off ad nauseum greentexts as actual good writing, is basically Alp 2.0, sucks ELH's tallywhacker

>> No.13308387

>>13308292
That's what you get for going to worst Korea.

>> No.13308390

>>13308376
Lions are sort of weird, since they produce sounds similar to both purring and chuffing, though the mechanisms behind them are different.

>> No.13308392

Is there are Tail Pussies Anonymous for men looking to shake their addiction of fat, throbbing tail pussies?

>> No.13308397

>>13308392
If there's an Anonymous Association for Anubifags, then I can only imagine...

>> No.13308405

>>13308392
>"Ey boy, you lookin' to score some Tail Pussy?"
>"I got some, but it won't be cheap."

http://i.imgur.com/EszgIq3.png

>> No.13308412

>>13308392
But why would you want that? Tailpussies are good for you, Anon, and they come with cute Manticores attached to them.

>> No.13308418

>>13307853
I for one welcome my haremfag brethren.

Though I fear the return of obligatory posting and best girl wanking.

>> No.13308431

>>13308385

So yes, he does more than just shit talk himself like a fucking Cyclops

>> No.13308434

>>13308385
Bollocks doesn't shitpost about Bob. Hell, the guy is the one of the few that's kind of defended some of Bob's fetishes.

>> No.13308437

>>13308418
We already post "Rachnee a Best" plenty often as-is.

What's a few Anime-Only fags gonna hurt?

>> No.13308440

I want a chubby, shortstack Manticore that that I can grope everywhere as I pound away at her unmarred holes with my envenomed cock.

>> No.13308441

>>13308434

He was shitposting about Bob for the longest time. In fact, for a while he was the only faggot who cared enough about Bob to constantly bring him up.

>> No.13308444

>>13308434
He pro-bob shitposts, that's the thing.

>> No.13308449

>You will never make your werewolf waifu immortal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxPghqOazw

>> No.13308464

>>13308437
Do you really want all that bullshit back? SLUT enhanced, SLUT diminished, papibutt, polt is/is not furry, snake cloaca vs horse pussy, rachnefags and their upside down books, Rachne smugposting, people hitching that it's not a cute story about a guy and his mania girlfriend anymore, and the rest. And that's the old issues, I've only been to /a/ a few times since we g it kicked out, but people are already complaining about stupid shit, like the "Barbie faces" and whether the anime will reflect the manga, and other stuff. I
All things considered, I'd rather be "the one guy who likes harems" than go back to that.

>> No.13308467

>>13308449

>Immortallity
>Being a good thing
>Ever

>> No.13308479

>>13308464
I've only seen SLUT stuff once lately, Papibutt only seems to come up when we go all MURIKA, Rachnee smugposting is a constant, and Polt is/is not furry and snake cloaca vs horse pussy come up pretty frequently still.

>Whether the anime will reflect the manga
I'm surprised this doesn't come up more to be honest. I mean, for a while we all talked about how far it would adapt, how far it would go, how many chapters would be adapted per episode...but there wasn't really much talk about the prospect of them ignoring the manga's stories entirely, and making original stories for each episode, drawing to some kind of anime-original conclusion at the end of its cour.

>> No.13308482

>>13308444

I didn't realize that not being completely against a spotted hyena gnoll made me a pro-bob shitposter

>> No.13308488

>>13308482
>Futa
GTFO!!!

>> No.13308492

>>13308418
Personally, Harem's shouldn't go above four.
You can take on girl with your mouth, two with your hands, and the final one with your dick.
Even then it feels like you are getting into the timeshare territory.

>> No.13308501

>>13308488

It's not quite futa but okay. You like what you like, I don't care.

>> No.13308504

>>13308482
It's not so much that you have shit taste (though, make no mistake, in this instance you do), it's the incessant repetition of your defense.
You don't hate the thread's chosen boogeyman. Fine, we are well aware of this by now, you don't need to wallow in your pariah status as "principled defender of the indefensible" or whatever you're trying to pull. So if you'd stop cheerleading and go back to writing slippery monstergirls covered in oil, that'd be great.

>> No.13308509

>>13308501
...I don't even know what to say to this.

>> No.13308510

>>13308504

When the flying fuck have I ever written anything covered in oil, you strange strange man

>> No.13308512

>>13308504
>Cheerleading
What?

How do you people even arrive at that kind of conclusion from "I don't hate thing."

>> No.13308529

>>13308512
If you don't hate it, then you obviously love it with all your heart!

>> No.13308530

>>13308479
Do You. Want. All That Crap. HERE. Again?

>> No.13308533

>>13308467
Immorallity is fine aslong as you can pull the plug when you truly get tired of living.
But I otherwise wouldn't mind living a couple of hunderd years to start with.
That is assuming no side-effects such as the human brain not being capable of storing all your memories at that age.

>> No.13308535

>>13308509
Ignore him.

>> No.13308538

>>13308530
I'm saying it never left.

>> No.13308543

>>13308538
But it barely comes up. Hell, we're the only ones talking about it right now,

>> No.13308563

>>13308543

>But it barely comes up.

And for good reason, EMG went to shit long ago

>> No.13308578

>>13308563
Still, discussing EMG and Jitsu wa every now and then to switch gears when talking about KC leads to shitposting, it doesn't sound like a bad idea on occasion.

>> No.13308581

>>13308533
>Immortal Anon and his Dragon waifu like to have fun with people
>When you've been alive for 200 years already, you need to make your own fun
>Their 11th daughter implored them not to embarrass her when the two of you got a call from her school asking you to come in and discuss her behavior problems
>The principal just wanted to complain that your daughter tried to add a boy to her hoard
>It was your waifu's turn to act this time
>The two of you go into the school, and she acts the part of the crusty old Alzheimer's patient
>It always throws people off, especially because she doesn't look a day over 40, and you yourself still look to be in your early 20's at the absolute latest
>Your daughter sits with her head in her hands as you explain that "She has good days and bad days, today is a little bit of a bad day"
>"I'm not having a bad day! I'm having a great day, I saw my sister today, see?!" as she points to your daughter
>"Sweetie that's your daughter, not your sister"
>"Since when do I have a daughter?!"

>> No.13308588

>>13308581
Alzheimer isn't funny at all to me, man.

>> No.13308589

>>13308588
what is?

>> No.13308594

>>13308588
I get that feel, my grandma had it and it crushed my mom. I don't know your circumstances but just stay strong man.

>> No.13308603

>>13308589
I forgot.

>> No.13308608

>>13308603
Forgot what?

>> No.13308609

>>13308594
Holy shit that's terrible.

Actually and thankfully I haven't had any close experiences related to alzheimer. It's just that the thought of a loved one forgetting about you terrifies me.

>> No.13308610

Are homonculi monstergirls?

>> No.13308615

>>13308610
Yes.

>> No.13308619

>>13308615
What about the ones from Fate

>Sella and Leysritt will never be your maids

>> No.13308623

>>13308509

It's basically an organic onahole. Except more dick shaped.

It'd basically a dick but one that gives birth

>> No.13308629

>>13308619
I'd say they count. As does Ilya and her mother.

Also Medusa. Why has no one drawn Medusa as a sexy gorgon?

>> No.13308667

>>13308629
>Having a braid-haired, bookworm Medusa classmate in school
>She hardly opens her eyes because of her condition that petrifies anyone she looks at unwillingly
>She carries several gold needles on her person because of this
>She doesn't have many friends either because of her inability to make eye contact with others without petrifying them
>You will never ask one of the Lich girls in the Chemist's club to make a pair of inhibitor glasses for the girl as a present
>You will never give them to her on Valentine's Day, at the day's end, leaving before she can even see what the gift is

>> No.13308673

>>13308667
>braid-haired

Those poor snakes.

>> No.13308676

>>13308673
...I didn't think about that.
Damn.

>> No.13308679

Elves are slutty creatures.

>> No.13308682

>>13308676
I like to think the snakes could talk. And either egg you on or rib you slightly.
>>13308679
Elves are pure and nice.

>> No.13308693

>>13308679
Lies.

>> No.13308699

>>13308673
>>13308676

>braid-haired medusa

It's just two snakes interlinking like the Medicine symbol.

Is the medusa going to be a doctor when she graduates?

>>13308682
like that jabberwocky's tentacle mouths?

>> No.13308704

>>13308699
Yeah, except they speak in Boston accents for some reason.

>> No.13308713

I want to accidentally stumble upon a wurm in heat while on a hike!

>> No.13308715

>>13298855
Ryoko was genuinely bizarre because she was supposed to be a cat-demon but she acts like a monkey, to the point where other people even start to refer to her as a monkey
Either way she's MY waifu so gerroffoutofit.

>> No.13308716

>>13308704
I was thinking Kansai with the way the Medusa herself looks.
http://i.imgur.com/f7A6wO4.jpg

>> No.13308725

>>13308716
That works too, and that look would really work for a Medusa.

>> No.13308732

>>13308716
>Not posting superior braids
http://i.imgur.com/zNPUCZO.jpg

>> No.13308737

>>13308732
But anon, all braids are superior braids.
Also, she was the only example that came to mind at the moment.

>> No.13308741

>>13308732
What about those braids look superior? They just look like a jacob's ladder of blocks.

>> No.13308750

Side braid > two braids

>> No.13308757

>>13308716
>philia
hngg

>not now penis, i'm busy

>> No.13308791

>>13298855

>TFW Kakuen will never "play" with you

>> No.13308795

>>13298855
I want to beat that ass like a drum.

>> No.13308809

So I'm back from my nap, are we done with daytime shitposting yet?
Is it safe to talk about vampires and undead yet?

>> No.13308811

>>13308809
Yes.

>> No.13308815

>>13308809
>are we done with daytime shitposting yet?
It seems we're done with posting at all, given how dead we are.

>> No.13308816

>>13308809
>Vampires
As far as a "Mistress" archetype goes, I like Dragons more, but Vampires are a runner-up. And then Wights.

>Undead
Liches a best.

>> No.13308817

>>13308809
>are we done with daytime shitposting yet?
The majority of it is over and we're currently switching shifts.

Last night was fucking garbage though, furry and futabait for hours.

>> No.13308820

>>13308809
> Vampires only come out at night because the harsh shitposting rays of daytime threads cause them physical pain
They are more like us than we knew

>> No.13308829

>>13308817
>furry and futabait for hours

What? I don't remember any of this.

>> No.13308830

>>13308816
Vampires are nice because over time as yo work, you steadily improve your relationship with your mistress until that final day where she calls you into her chambers for reasons unknown.
Plus you get a Dhampir daughter if you can put a bun in the oven fast enough, which is a massive plus.
Best candidate for daughter and mother dickings right there, locked away in a mansion surrounded by servants from the local village whose lives are owned by your family, and who all fear you like they fear god itself.

>> No.13308831

Reminder, if your vampire wife drools blood she''s a messy eater and you need to bully her for it.

>> No.13308834

>>13308809
Would you visit a CC Dracolich who lives in the decrepit mansion on the end of the street?

>> No.13308835

>>13308834
>CC Dracolich
Yes yes a million times fucking yes.

>> No.13308838

>>13308835
Probably gives the best candy out for halloween.

>> No.13308839

>>13308834
Sure, I've seen and spoken with her during charity events my wife have taken myself and our daughter to, so I don't see any reason not to be neighborly.

>> No.13308840

>>13308830
I'm not really one for the whole daughteru-dicking thing, but yes, all that does sound pretty nice.

>> No.13308842

Would you a wolf-girl who lives in Saskatchewan?

>> No.13308844

>>13308834
Probably. I'm not a fan of dragons, but it can't hurt to meet her, since she has at least one good part in her.

>> No.13308845

>>13308842
Are there singles wanting to meet you in that area?

>> No.13308846

>>13308830
Meh, I don't like that you only can have dhampires when you're human and vampires when you're an incubus. I prefer to imagine it as something random.

I also don't care about daughteru dicking, but if my daughteru wants me I'm ok with it. As long as she doesn't force my vampire waifu to be a sub.

>> No.13308848

>>13308834
"Hey, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. Didn't think anyone would move into this place?"
>"Is that why you disturb me Human?"
"Well uh, I also baked some cookies, if you wanted some."
>"I haven't had to eat anything in thousands of years."
"Oh..."
>"But the gesture is nice, thank you for the baked goods Human."

Then when you leave she loses all composure and ravenously eats the cookies you made.

>> No.13308850

>>13308842
I refuse to live in any country that lays claim to Quebec.

>> No.13308852

>>13308846
>As long as she doesn't force my vampire waifu to be a sub.
She will anon, it's in her dichotomous nature.
So you and your waifu must dominate her first.

>> No.13308853

>>13308845
Meet cute wolf girls from anonymous proxy!

>> No.13308855

>>13308848
Undead a best. So adorable.

>> No.13308865

>>13308852
Only if she mistreats the husband.

>> No.13308866

>>13308853
http://i.imgur.com/7xAiQdq.jpg

Wolf girls in heat! In your area right now!

Multiple requests for men to take them on walk! Pat their heads! Or be their pack bitch!

>> No.13308867

>>13308834
Yes. Definitely.

>> No.13308868

>>13308852
I really, really want a story where dhampir daughter loses her epic climactic battle against vampire momma, is forcibly inducted into the joy of bloodsucking, and becomes the vampire-incubus couple's devoted daughteru maido.

Magnanimous in victory and pleased by her daughter's adoption of a proper vampiric attitude, she occasionally allows her to play the part of papa's cocksleve once mother has had her fill

>> No.13308869

>>13308865
Fair point.

I just had the moderately amusing thought about a Dhampir who, in a borderline yan-obsession with her father, perceives the slightest things her mother does to her father as "Abuse".

>> No.13308875

>>13308866
Hm, now I want the parked domain girl drawn as a monster girl.

>>13308868
>>13308869
meme

>> No.13308877

>>13308868
>devoted daughteru meido.

>Making the daughteru the maid
Well, I suppose punishment is due...

>Spoiler
Reminds me of the "Paragon End" to that one greentext a bit ago, though in that case it was more like the daughteru came into her taste for blood, hashed things out with mommy, and they came to an "Understanding", which the author said would likely lead to dickings eventually.

>> No.13308884

>>13307036
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>13307119
I was planning on the town keeping their distance, but more because they're a bunch of rich dudes in a mansion, and less because undead monstergirls. I'm really not going too, uh... complex? I guess? Anyway I don't think it's as sever as PTSD, more like drug-related flashbacks. Anyway, glad you're enjoying it.

>> No.13308885

>>13308869
>yan Dhampir daughteru

YES.

>establishes erself as the wife
>vampwife is reduced to mere cockhole
>"Husband can only fuck mother with me watching, I have to "disinfect you", after

>> No.13308887

>>13308868
>daughteru meido
Nah, we have servants for that. I prefer if she just accepts my waifu's position and team up with her to fuck me.

>> No.13308888

>>13308848
"Oh, sorry for bothering you again so soon, you see, I forgot something and.. Oh, did you like those cookies? I'll make some more then!"

>hfw

Keikaku doori.

>> No.13308890

>>13308869
What if the dad is "killed" (which depends entirely on whether he's an Incubus or not) in the midst of the conflict, then is revived into a younger form by the Lich, and gets kidnapped and raised by his daughteru?

>> No.13308891

>>13308888
>>hfw
Huh?

>> No.13308895

>>13308869
I assumed this was the regular way of things for dhampirs.

> "Ara ara, husband dearest, perhaps you'd use those strong hands to give your wife a massage before we retire to the bedroom?"
> "Why, I'd love to, my belove-"
> "STOP, FIEND! Making papa wait on you hand and foot, struggling with hard physical labour! Your cruel matriachal oppression must end, mother!"

I basically think of dhampirs as spoiled teens and the closest thing MGE has to SJWs, constantly whining about how they can't live in such an oppressive controlling environment, while her parents worry about her dressing in strange clothing and pinning incendiary anti-matriachy tracts to the town message board

>> No.13308896

>>13308838
>CC gives out the best candy
Well of course, that's how she lures in the shotas.

>> No.13308904

>>13308885
I meant it more as a comedic thing.
>Sitting down for a nice family meal, whole spread out
>Fatheru reaches across for some pepper
>His hand is lightly smacked away by his Vampire Waifu
>"Don't reach like that dear. Just ask."
>Hands him the pepper as he chuckles out a mumbled "Yes dear."
>Daughteru is glaring at her mother with wide, crazy eyes the entire time
>Parents see what's going on
>Share a look of "Oh not again..."

>>13308890
>Mother tracks them down
>They both smother and pamper the deaged fatheru together.

>> No.13308907

>>13308895
Yes. This is EXACTLY what I was thinking of.

>> No.13308912

>>13308895
Dhampirs have the values closest to humans, they know the difference between a healthy relationship and what you're describing.

>> No.13308914

>>13308895
If my Dhampir daughter ever acted like this she would get the fuck chastised out of her.
Also this >>13308912

>> No.13308916

>>13308895
Dhampirs do seem like they would fit the whole fedora tipping SJW thing better than Lizardmen do.

>> No.13308923

>>13308912
I don't want to alarm you, anon, and I know we don't like to think about it, but SJWs *are* humans

>> No.13308924

>>13308904
Daughteru love is serious business.

>> No.13308927

>>13308916
Lets not go there please.

>> No.13308929

>>13308916
OH NO. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE NOT MAKING A LAUGHINGSTOCK OUT OF DHAMPIRS.

>> No.13308934

>>13308912
It was just meant as a funny, comedic thing. Slap-stick style.

>>13308916
>>13308923
How about we not go there right now...or ever.

>> No.13308935

>>13308916
No, I refuse to participate in any threadcanon that makes any undead bloodsucking beauty into a laughing stock who gets ridiculed.

>> No.13308936

>>13308923
Could have fooled me.

>> No.13308939

War, war never changes.

>> No.13308941

>>13308939
Love, love never changes.

>> No.13308942

>>13308916
Shouldn't that be Hellhounds? They treat men like objects, and well, being from Hell, they would naturally be against any god worship.

>> No.13308947

>>13308939
War has changed. And MGS is over.

>> No.13308950

>>13308888
>Anon keeps making cookies for her, in which she may or may not devour at each opportunity, even though she never admits it
>But how? Was it her hunger? Was it the fact she hasn't eaten such delicious meals in eons?
>Why was it so addicting? Why was she always so eager for his arrival, even though she doesn't show it?
>What kind of black magic is he putting in these blasted cookies?
>Abruptly, she asked him the contents of the cookies, in a morbid curiosity on how they're made to find out if he's poisoning her
>Everything sounds normal. Except for one thing
>He seems to talk about a secret ingredient. One that he seems to guard the secrets of as if he was guarding it with his life
>that must be it! That's the aphrodisiac! The poison! The addictive EVIL!
>But through all her lab checks, there's nothing! No irregulations. No Manticore venom. Or Apophis venom. Or anything
>WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
>She didn't even realise she was yelling at him when she hoisted him up in the air
>But that was irrelevant. Even in his bewilderment/fear and tears, she had to know. She had to know what it is!
>"So what is it, Anon? Some unknown magic? Some untraceable liquid?"
"I-It's l-l-l"
>"Lipozine? Laryngitides? Lasers?"
"I-It's love, OK? It's love! It's my mom's old recipe. she always told me to always put love into your cooking, and it'd taste better."
>What?
>W-What?
>T-That's just. Wha-huh?
>N-No, she wasn't blushing. I-It's just blood being misdirected
>N-No, don't hold your face. S-stop stuttering!
>"L-L-Love?"
>S-Stop stuttering!
"Yeah, it's a bit cliché, but she used to tell me that 'the more love you pour in, the better it tastes'"
"And I thought' I'm going to put all my love in these cookies just for you!' T-This is kind of embarrassing.."
"Uh, Ms Dracolich?"
>"Y-You... L-L-Love me?"
>S-STOP STUTTERING!

>> No.13308951

>>13308947
KOJIMA IS DEAD.

>> No.13308959

>>13308941
Pork, pork never changes.

>> No.13308962

>>13308950
Hnnnnnnnngggggg, yup, there goes my heart...

>> No.13308964

>>13308950
This is lovely, but where do the Dracoliches abilities come into play?

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