/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13298548

Not so Drama-free other Collections:

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress:
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, Butthead. I'm totally gonna score with a monster girl, uh-huh, huh.

>>13298548
>Beat me to it
Dammit. Anubis OP will have to wait for another day...
Oh well, Liches are great, good job OP.

First for Frogs.

>>13298548
Well, you didn't fuck it up.

Good show.

>>13298558
Not like it matters if he gets the title or not.
Seriously.

benis in bagina :DDD

>>13298563
Maybe not, but I'd rather have too much effort than none at all.

>>13298566
Monster girl threads in a nutshell.

Quickly! Your Lich Waifu is severely tired, because it's hard to read when she's awake and asleep, and you couldn't tell her to go to bed, so now she's mixing potions! What happens and how do you react?

Hard mode : It doesn't end in explosions
C҉̕҉̹̺̺̮̤͔̼͓̲͡ͅt͏̵̸̡̮͔̤̯̩͖͔̹̮͓͔̘͎̩̺̲͍ͅh̶͕̥͇̬̰̣̹̠̳̖̣͖̪ù̸̞̮̜̟̦̻̩̥̜͎̱̪͉̗̪̭̺̣͘̕ͅl̵̷̠͇̻̞̜͔̺̤̩͇̭̦̳̪͜h͙̻̘̜̻̟̥̘̟̦͙̣̰̳̙̀̀u͏̴̧͙̗̟̗̱̤͎̀ ̴̨̢̦̙͇͚̜̗̘̯̗̝͍̱͎͝ͅf̲̣͓̱͔͙̼͚̻̩̀͘͢͞h̸̲̮̯̮̪͉̲͎̲̹͍̣̬̥̲̫̣͍̼͝ṱ̳̗̘͍̀͘͜͜͡à̸̺̬͓̫̞̺͕̫͟g͟҉̶̮͔̟̤͓͍͎̦̯͕̬͔͖͢n̷̢͚͙̖̪̟̺̖̱̩͕̟̫̰̦̜̤̗̺͎ ͘͡͏̘̩͖̯̟̳̬͔͓͡:͍̩̭̗̟̫͈͎͝ ̢̙̼̯̖͇̜̥͉͡ͅI͏̷̵̧̘̻̜̯̩̞̬͜t̵̢͠͏̞̳̠̬̥̦ ̵̨̬̜̫̘̪̠̜̼̱̙̱ͅd̡̨͔̩̞̠̺͓̱͎̲͍̘̻̯̜͈̖̀̕ͅo̵̮̹̗̬͖͙̯̗̭̯͚͍̣̘͍̠͉̙̳͜ę͘҉̢̭̪͚͓ş̺̖̩̫̟̣̱̪̥̠̫̠̬͖̺͜ṋ̢̛͇̖̫͚̖̟͇̗͈̕'̸͏̹̻̪̘̝̹ț̵̨̱̖̬͕͓̪̥̟̪̞̣̩͓̺̻͜ ̛͏̧͕̬̦͓̦͈͓͞ȩ̶̛̟͉̠͔̥̳̖̩͇̗̝͕͜ņ̖̥̼͔̖̳́d̨̡̻̱̤̱̰̱̙̦̳͔̜͇̥͖̤͉̼͎͟͝͠ ̨̩̪̤̗̫̩̀̀͞͞ì̠̮̩͙̥͙̖͇̩͕̲̯̱̦͜n̷̦̝̗͉̭̮̺̖̯̥̳̥͢ ̴̢̨̹͙̼̠̘̬̝͚̭͎s̛̜̝̳̞̺̪͞e҉͝҉̢͈̯̠̟̗̖ͅͅx̨̧̼̟͇͉̬̙̰̗̺͍̦̜̲͓͝

>>13298528

Do you have a spell book on you? If so, I suggest getting the "Inner Child" spell from it. It's pretty useful in the starting areas, especially after the 9/11 update back in 2001, good old days we had back when they nerfed the Ushi-Onis, shit became actually playable...

But anyway, you can use the book and learn the spell in the Falling Sun temple. It's to the North of the starting town. Once you reach lvl. 5, you can upgrade it into the "Give War A Chance" spell, which pretty much guarantees your farming until you reach lvl 15, it grants you magic shields that explode when touched by enemies. It's pretty good against large groups of enemies, so go batshit insane with it.

The last upgrade for this spell tree is the best, it's called "FUCKING INVINCIBLE". Few people know how overpowered this shit is, so get it as soon as possible before the devs "fix" it. The spell's function is... pretty self explanatory, really.

Good luck, mate. See you in the Zipangu Area.

Mice are olev.

>>13298576
Nyanon pls leave right now because trolls and shitheads are awake

>Starting with a Lich, and not fucking it up
Oh yes, this is nice.

>>13298576
Sup Nyanon

>>13298576

Sure, until you realize you have to lock up your own cheese supply. She won't stop stealing any that I have left out. And I'm a man who loves his cheese.

Here's my thesis: anything I don't like is trolling and bait.

>>13298585
Just completed the Caraveener's challenge quest, about it.
How're the kids?

>>13298589
Well, let me present my rebuttal:
You're a faggot.

>"My potions are too strong for you traveller~"

>lich encounter will never be finished

Redhead monsters?

>>13298590
Still don't exist yet, as always.

>>13298566
And mouth, pussy, hands, feet, neck, between the breasts, behind the back of the knee, between the thighs, and between the buttcheeks, and that's just for starters.

http://pastebin.com/9RHVBr7N

>>13298591
I disagree.

Time for a peer review.

>>13298601
Yes.

Would Monstergirls, specifically your waifu, like the country/state/city you live in??

>>13298589
I am Dr. Fuckyourshityouautist, and I confirm this is fact.

>>13298597
Goblin merchant I am going into battle! I need your strongest potions!

>>13298601
Yes.

>>13298607
Indeed, we should also make sure to use a representable sample size.

>>1329861
Oh definitely.

>>13298610
>??

Fucking hell I need to sleep.

>>13298610
She'd have to, unless she can afford living somewhere else.

>>13298605
You forgot inside the ear.

>>13298582
>leave right now because trolls and shitheads are awake
I'm tired of this meme.

>>13298614
Red is best

>>13298572
Silly Anon, the dead need no rest. Another of the perks of having a lich waifu.

>>13298625
But not on that monster.

She's a shit.

White is also a good colour

>>13298623
>You forgot inside the ear.
Shut up Bob.

>>13298634
This is the cutest looking western? nose I've seen yet. Also

>Lich smiling

This made my day.

>>13298635
>Succubus a shit
Are you trying to start another argument?

>>13298643
Soul sucking ones are shit though.

>>13298552
Please. Bevis couldn't score if he stripped naked and ran around during the full moon.
Aaaand now that image is burned into my mind. Fuck.

Well, here's that Kikimora thing from last thread some of you wanted. First time I pastebin anything.

http://pastebin.com/Sif3NKqZ

>>13298643
>argument
Don't worry, there's nothing to argue, he's right.

>>13298625
Unless it's attached to a souls sucking murder machine.

Enter the Dragon?

>>13298639
Try again.

>>13298634
Do undead monster girls smell? Can their lungs absord oxygen, letting them produce adenosine triphosphate, which in turn would let them contract their muscles?

>>13298647
*Beavis
Fuck, I'm dropping the ball all over the place today.

>>13298643
>>13298649
That was fast.

>>13298650
That's not a polite way to refer to Finnish elves!

>>13298605
I cannot believe I forgot the ass.

>>13298647
Just think about that new show Beaver and Butthead. It's about a beaver girl and a goat girl in their quest to get laid.

>>13298648
>tfw your screenshots have the same name as the pastebin story

>>13298634
But that means I never get to sleep with my waifu.

>>13298647
>>13298655
God damn it, I wish I had drawing skills now.

>>13298653
Does she come in a free DLC or do I have to pay for it?

>>13298659
>Forgetting buttfun

Wow man.

>>13298662
Post it too.

>>13298663
Well, she could always pretend, you know?

>>13298572
How about I throw in some options for people to muck about with?
http://www.random.org
Roll 1-100.
1-20: Your waifu's appearance is altered, coming to reflect an age equal to the number you rolled.
21-40: Your waifu transforms into a random MG http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The transformation lasts for the number of months equal to the number you rolled.
41-60: Your waifu becomes exceedingly horny, to the point of chaining you down, performing some of her most horrendous, lewd experiments upon you. What she does (First at least) will depend upon the 2nd digit you rolled.
0-2, she'll drain potion after aphrodisiac potion down your throat with little care to the blending of effects.
3-5, she'll summon that number of undead thralls to tease and gangbang your body with her
6-8, she'll increase your penis size by that much
9, she'll do all of the above, in rapid succession, and leave you blue balled throughout the entire thing.
61-80: Your waifu falls into a deep, deep slumber lasting this number, in an amount based on the 2nd digit.
1-3 = Years
4-6 = Months
7-9 = Weeks
0 = Days
81-99: Your waifu will be divided into 4 different clones of herself. Use the above posted link to roll 4 MGs. Each clone has a personality based on the MGs you roll. You may re-roll a number of times equal to the 2nd digit of your number roll.
100! Your waifu genderswaps into a feminine-looking boy. Roll again. 1-50, "She" will forcefully fuck you, both giving and taking anal, while you remain a guy. 51-100, "She'll" turn you into a girl, and fuck all your holes. The transformation lasts 100 Days.

>>13298650
Not all Succubi are soul sucking monsters.
Even if Shiki's is.

>>13298623
>She'd have to, unless she can afford living somewhere else.
Well, no. She wouldn't have to. I sure as hell don't like this upstate NY, but I live here because my family needs me around.

>>13298663
I would like to imagine she would lay there with me, pretending to sleep, and then watch me after I drift off.

>>13298658
I was referring to the Succushit, not the big breasted Finn in my post.

>>13298671
I guess I could stitch them together, but why bother when he put up a proper thing.

>>13298634
>Somebody else posting fanart I got
A nice feeling.

Great censor-work anon.

>>13298642
>?
Yes, Norasuko is a Western artist.

>>13298634
A shame about that nose.

>>13298673
You fucked up the link: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13298677
But the description could apply to either. Does that mean Red hair is only okay when not attached to succubi or rape elves?

>>13298672
>>13298675

I dunno man, I sleep like a dead man already. Even though she'd thoroughly enjoy being in my arms for like, 12 hours at a time, I can't ask her to waste her day like that. It's a different story if I shoo her off and wake up cuddling her again.

>>13298673
>roll 14
Well, I guess it could have gone much worse. At least she is still a Lich.

>>13298668
I'm just coming down.

>>13298686
I am ashamed. Funny thing is, it did occur to me, "Isn't it .com?" as I was writing, but I neglected to check.

I apologize, and thank you for posting the correct link anon.

>>13298690
>I can't ask her to waste her day like that
It's not like her time is worth anything when she's an undead, huh?

>>13298688
Rape Elves are fine, soul consuming monstrosities are not.

>>13298688
Red hair is fine even on Succubi and elves.
It's fine even if it's pinkish.

>>13298556
I want dat frog butt.

>>13298674
That's why you hire a shota to fuck her first, if he dies, she's no good.

>>13298548
Always be sure to feed your daughteru
Make her grow big and strong and cute.

>>13298673
>69
>9
9 Weeks? Spend that time on 4chan.

>>13298606
>kit's back from the dead
Dear diary today was a good day

Thread recap should be coming either late tonight or early tomorrow morning, depending on insomnia

Name one Monstergirl in MGC that can husbando a rad slick parkour loving motherfucker who's listening to some hype as fuck music?

Protip: You can't.

>>13298673
>1 year old hellhound
Adorable but it will be a long 15 years.
Wonder how the Daughteru reacts

>>13298673
>31
>Hellhound waifu
>Rolled Hellhound.
Well that was a big waste of time.

>>13298701
You think shotas are easy to come by? All those Weresheep in their ice cream trucks just pick them up off the streets.

>>13298707
GO TO BED YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE

>>13298606
Fucking finally.

I want to take a Sea bishops silly hat!

>>13298662
You capped it?

>>13298708
An Alp, it's what that faggot deserves after all.

>>13298713
Sorry I came down with a severe case of everythingiwritesoundsshittytome syndrome

>>13298705
No anon. Second digit determines division, whole number is the actual amount of time.

So 69 Weeks, or about a year and four months.

>>13298654
It's Necromancy, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>13298663
Just because you don't need friends to live doesn't mean you can't have them.
A lich can probably sleep and have dreams, even if she doesn't need it for her body to function, and even if she can't she can probably develop a spell that can help her simulate it.

>>13298711
Please, there are countless waifs just desperate enough to do anything for a chocolate bar. Thank 3DPD.

>>13298707
Hopefully never.

>>13298714
Do NOT bully them just 'cause most of them are nice. What if the sea bishop you decided to annoy was a tough motherfucker?

>>13298709
>>13298710
You guys to recall it was for a Lich Waifu messing around with potions in the first place, right?

Well, at least the second of you gets his preferred Waifu? Albeit one who acts like a Lich.

>>13298726
Then i will take her tablet too and call her a dork!

Whats your waifu's favorite type of food?

Mexican/Chinese Master Race

>>13298673
82
>(Scylla)Clingy bold hinezumi
>Siren
Don't like singing, reroll
>Ushi
Reroll
>(Ignis) Fiery hinezumi that likes rough sex
>(Apophis) Sadistic, yanlite hinezumi
>(Mothman) Simple, gentle hinezumi
I'm fine with this lineup.

>>13298720
I see now. As a sufferingfag i like it.

>Furthermore, they have gentle hearts and a love of people, so they save from drowning those who fall into the ocean whenever they can. If they were too late and a man was about to die from drowning, they would likely try to quickly perform the ritual and remake the man’s body in order to save him. Of course sexual intercourse between a man and monster is necessary for it, but in this case, they won't hesitate to use their own body. They go as far as offering up their body in their attempts to save a man.

Huh, what if a sea bishop rescues a man who's on the verge on death and who is already married to another woman?

>>13298648
Thanks. I was waiting for that.

>>13298731
yakisoba a shit, mexica a diarrhea

>>13298736
Well, you could always molest her slumbering body, using her like your own personal sex doll and onahole, while she's out of it?

>Lich Waifu awakes at last
>Finds her belly swollen and pregnant

>>13298741
Either nothing happens or bigamy happens.

>>13298731
I fucking hate anything even remotely spicy, and I'm from South America.

>>13298726
>Implying Sea Bishops aren't bully bait.

Look at her with her 'thou shalt not refuse the fishmaid' commandments. How can you not bully her?

>>13298757
Don't bully the Sea Bishop, you fagget.

>>13298741
The sea bishop tell him it was all for the purpose of saving his life so that he can go back to his wife.
And he brings her with him.

>>13298671
>>13298715
Ok, missed one post post, but I fixed it.

Still, be sure to check out >>13298648

>>13298759
You can't stop me.

And afterwards I'm going to bully the chubby P'Orc girl by spanking her belly and calling it the 'bacon tax'.

Then I'm going to read the Crow Tengu's fan fiction out to the class! Then get slightly embarrassed when it's about me sweeping her off her feet.

>>13298750
I hope she wouldn't let a man die simply because he's already engaged. It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???

KC's setting sucks.

>>13298760
If all parties agree then shit, happy end.

>>13298757
A girl from high school I was friends with was so incredibly fucking nice with people I felt it was my obligation to "bully" her before someone else decided to take advantage of her niceness.

Anyway, listen to >>13298759.

>>13298714
Eh, I'd rather have a Merrow's hat

>>13298757
She's one of those cases where the Monstergirl is too cute to be bullied.

>>13298694
Every moment of my waifu's undeath is a priceless moment.

>>13298768
Then don't feel like you're wasting her time by spending time together. You're a couple after all, silly.

>>13298763
>It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???
What's the alternative?
Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
Him returning to his wife, saying that he slept with another woman, and it wasn't rape because the alternative was death?

>>13298576
Mice are tiniest waifus, only second to fairies.

>>13298773
>Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
If she has to have sex to save lives, I'm sure her reputation would be the opposite of that.

>Him returning to his wife, saying that he slept with another woman, and it wasn't rape because the alternative was death?
Why wouldn't her wife be glad he didn't die, though?

>>13298763
>I hope she wouldn't let a man die simply because he's already engaged. It's not like they HAVE to be together after mere intercourse, right???
Nah, KC's girls can fuck guys and don't fall in love with them immediately. I just said two options because there's always the possibility. Sea Bishops are so vanilla that they probably wouldn't want to be with a guy who is already married anyway.

Uh oh! You're riding in a plane above the Bermuda Triangle when you find out your pilot was a Baneposter, and intends to crash this plane with no survivors.

Fortunately, you didn't die so good, and are now floating in the middle of the open ocean, with nothing but water all around, and darkness below you.

What Aquatic Waifu comes to your rescue, or just kidnaps you?

>>13298774
I've been on /a/ and /jp/ and /d/ too long. I wonder what spaghetti tentacle rape would be like? Pretty tasty I bet.

>>13298774
I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a devilbug? Could she still shrink while she's on your dick?

>>13298782
>Aquatic Waifu
I'd rather drown.

>>13298773
>Her spending the rest of her days with a reputation as used goods?
Please, if we go with MGE's setting monstergirls value human lives over anything. She would be praised if anything.

>>13298782
A CIAslime?

>>13298778
I was just kidding anyway anon. Although...

>>13298779
What if the Sea Bishop herself was already married?

>>13298782
Rusalka I'm not much of an ocen guy, and she's literally the only aquatic I'd a.

>>13298761
Well thank you.

>>13298606
>be feeling shitty
>see this
>feel better
You have my thanks, Kit.

>>13298782
Merrow.
The 2nd gentlest of all the Aquatic girls.

>>13298782
I like Nereids.

>>13298788
You too huh?

>>13298782
The best one.

>>13298796
Glad that you liked it.

>>13298788
Oh, don't be so grumpy! That Ara Ara Kraken who just snatched you doesn't want to see a cute boy pout!

>>13298782
Seabishop pls. I can handle a little bit of preaching/converting/whatever. A Scylla that respects my wishes would also be pretty cash.

>>13298793
I prefer textfiles, but then again I count every byte...

>>13298774
How does one deal with a Mouse Girl infestation in your apartment?

Getting tired of opening the pantry to find Mouse Girls helping themselves to my cheese and crackers.

>>13298782
Merrow, or Sea Bishop.

>>13298782
Honestly? A sea bishop. Considering they're so gentle and never horny, I wouldn't fear for my safety.

>>13298791
Then give that man a medal for marrying her knowing she'd eventually have to use her own body to save others' lives.

>>13298790
Holy SHIT.

>>13298782
seaslime. the poor thing gets so little love i just want to give her a hug and tell her how sexy i find see-through girls to be.

>>13298802
Screw you, I'm gonna hang out with my buddy Davy Jones.

>>13298653
yes please.

>>13298782
>implying I didn't bail out ahead of time and leave Juan to see to the wreckage in my place

>>13298782
I wouldn't mind a Selkie or Sahuagin, but those probably aren't available out there in the middle of the ocean.

>>13298812
>implying Davy Jones isn't another older, possibly even more powerful Kraken

>>13298817
with a name like that she'd also probably have to be a tomboy

>>13298817
Yes, that is exactly what I'm implying.

>>13298818
Well she does have a Locker.

>>13298806
Drunk Bait.

>>13298810
>Then give that man a medal for marrying her knowing she'd eventually have to use her own body to save others' lives.
I was actually thinking more about whether she'd be willing to use her body, which she'd have dedicated to her husband, to save other men, than whether or not he'd be able to live with it.

>>13298806
Invite some were-cats over, show them the pantry, and then get out of the way. This may make your apartment a bit messy though.
You could always resort to an 'eating out' strategy and keep no food in your house. That may make them beg and bargain with you though.
Or just accept it and invite them out of the pantry to watch some television, play some games, have some dinner. Mouse girl dinners are like big family reunions each night, it's very exciting.

>>13298782
> You're riding in a plane above the Bermuda Triangle
>What Aquatic Waifu comes to your rescue, or just kidnaps you?
There's only one option.
The Unpronounceable one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

>>13298673
>52
You better believe I want this.

Slowly starting to think about it more and more.
Picturing possible scenes longer and longer.
It's getting closer to me actually wanting to go back.
Would you all want to come back with me? To simpler times?
What would you say if I said
'Let's Go Back to Sorn. Maybell is waiting'

>>13298833
...is anybody else very confused, or am I just too newfag?

Have a thing from /tg/

>>13298782
I'm gonna have to go with a Nereid. They seem like nice ladies.

>>13298838
>Gazer in a Keyhole Sweater
Much approval.

Bless dem /tg/ drawfags.

>>13298838
That's a neat chalk drawing
>>13298837
Nah, I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about either..

>>13298673
Waifu splits into 4 monsters

>Khepri
>Kakuen
>Golem
>Large mouse
Not bad, could have been worse.

>>13298838
Looks horrible.

>>13298837
>>13298844
Confirmed Newfags.

>>13298838
What's the deal with those overly long sleeves? It's like she WANTS to be bullied.

>>13298838
>tfw we get more art from /tg/ than from native drawfags

Do you think there's any hope we'll get an image of Kakuen dressed as Space Pirate Ryoko?

>>13298828
Is it time for the monster girl from the deepest oceans and the weirdest of planes to rise again?

>>13298833
I'd make a joke about this being long 'aweighted', but I don't think anyone waited for it.

>>13298806
https://youtu.be/dN27VwNJJb0?t=2m20s

>>13298855
Hopefully not.

>>13298851
>Petite insecure Gazer thrashing her arms around
>"A-Anon, staaawp! I-It's not funny! Th-This was the smallest Keyhole sweater I could find!"
>"I-I just wanted you to notice me..."

Good fucking job, asshole. She's sobbing now.

>>13298861
Okay, what do you want to see?
Because I'm out of suggestions.

>>13298854
It's really all you can expect when all our draw fags do is draw their own Donut Steele characters.

Hell, the only person I've seen drop any real content is that Zombie Neko guy, and that's fucking rare as it is, plus it always has his Donut Steele in it also.
Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen anything from that other new drawfag, though he did say he almost exclusively drew monsterboys or some shit.

>>13298862
I make it up with headpats and irrumation

If you could, for a day or more, be with a prehistoric version of your favorite monstergirl? That is, if there are prehistoric ones available, such as saber-tooth Jinkos, megaladon girls, and so on.

>>13298782
Bring on the Kraken, if I have to get pegged repeatedly then so be it.

>>13298837
>>13298844
https://archive.moe/a/thread/101475824/#101479355
https://archive.moe/a/thread/101489148/#101490500
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103005475/#103006763
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103356997/#103357271
https://archive.moe/a/thread/103751757/#103752379
https://archive.moe/a/thread/104410698/#104411317

>>13298855
I want a short looping animation of a kakuen dancing with Johnny Bravo.

>>13298862
Shit, gotta gently explain she isn't really my type.

>>13298864
I want to see this thread burn to the ground and never rebuilt.

>>13298870
>Megalodon girl
Jesus, why.

>>13298854
>tfw drawfags from /tg/ draw more of my favorite monstergirl than native drawfags

FTFY

>>13298806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEK-R9LxCDc
Not exactly exact, but...

>>13298872
>February 2014
Yup, I am too newfag. I didn't start coming to these threads till March 2014.

Thanks for digging these up to show us newfags, anon.

>>13298870
Joke's on you, mai waifu's species hasn't been subject to substantial evolutionary drift for 3.5 billion years

>>13298876
Because THROUGH THE OCEAN FLOOR is why.

>>13298873
I want to see your mouth on my cock. This is not a place for dreams to come true.

>>13298871
GAAAAAAAY!

>How dare the Drawfags who happen to glance at this thread not draw my every desire!
>How dare they draw things that they like to draw, that aren't things I like!
>They suck and should go away!

No, really, where the fuck do these anons get their sense of entitlement from? It's pathetic.

>>13298871
Oh my fucking GOD, MAN.

>>13298878
>my favorite monstergirl
Not even close.

>>13298870
What's the oldest known genus related to Jackals?

>>13298870
I still waiting for my raptor girl.

>>13298888
Now THAT is a strawman if I ever saw one.

>>13298887
>>13298889
Literally NO REGRETS as long as its my waifu

>>13298888
Man, who caaaares?

>>13298888
No-one's saying we're ENTITLED to art, anon.
It's just annoying that other people who ALSO aren't entitled to art are the ones that actually get art.

>>13298872
>Actually looking up my story in Archive
I have a pastebin you know? People remember this right?

>>13298870
What do prehistoric crows even look like?

>>13298882
That's why I said "if".

>>13298870
But she isn't that different than the oldest known mouse species.

>>13298904
Archeopteryx?

Drawfag drama again?

>>13298896
So you think you're being strawmanned? Please refer to the definition on the left and decide if that's true.

>>13298897
She won't be your waifu for long.

>>13298899
What makes them less entitled to it than you?
Why is it such a big deal?
What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?

>>13298914
F O R E V E R

>>13298888
It's funny how your post is already starting a shitstorm.

>>13298909
Works for me.

>>13298914
A) Pegging alone will not make you Alp
B) Even if it, in combination with other variables did make that anon Alp, Yuri-Route is perfectly viable.

>>13298912
>Not going by the /pol/ definition
Oh please.

>>13298912
Different fag here.
I don't think you read the definition you just posted nor have the capacity to understand his ironic tone.

Get back to middle school, kid.

>>13298910
I wonder why the first 500-700 of about 70% of the threads are shit?

>>13298916
Man, we love Loen. Even if he never shows up again he will be regarded as a hero for all that he's done. I hope he comes back though. He was my favorite artist.

>>13298921
Fuck off.

>>13298925
Because we're still on the first few pages so native /jp/ browsers come in and try to fuck with us.

>>13298916
>What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?
I was in that thread and I don't remember anything like that. I was the first or the second person to respond him, though.

>>13298921
>Defending pegging AND yuri
Oh boy.

>>13298857
I guess you're right.

>>13298921
>spoiler

Maybe in your headcanon.

>>13298918
Is not as long as it used to be.

>>13298921
>>13298927
>>13298929
Not him, but I'd gladly go Alp if it meant Yuri with my waifu. That shit would be hot as fuck.

>>13298923
Lurk more, newfag.

Ignore posts you don't like. Ignore any insults directed at you.

For your health.

https://youtu.be/3UyIUcF57js?t=14s

>>13298934
>not him

Sure you aren't, now why don't you fuck off to /u/ and stay there?

>>13298916
>What makes them less entitled to it than you?
I didn't say less.
It's equally zero.
>Why is it such a big deal?
BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE INTERNET EVERYTHING IS A BIG DEAL
>What justifies that when Loen apparently posted some EMG art in the /a/ thread, people here started screaming "Traitor!"?
The same thing that justifies you getting pissed off at your girlfriend when she starts fucking the guy next door

>pegging
>yuri
Burn it, burn it all.

Guys, don't bite the bait.

>>13298934
Fuck off.

>>13298941
You know he isn't gonna leave just because you told him so, so why not simply ignore his post?

>>13298944
Too late.

>>13298941
He's not me. Face it, there are more than 1 Yurifags here. I'm sure there's at least 4.

>>13298943
Yes. YES. YES!

>>13298944
Too late.

>>13298942
>Comparing Drawfags to Cheating Sluts
Well that just says it all, doesn't it?

Man, the last 200 posts from the previous thread were so chill. We all were joking around with each other, making fun of everything and stuff.

What the hell happened

I like how middle-of-the-night /mgt/ can discuss issues that would normally cause a shitstorm with no problem, while this time-period-/mgt/ gets hissy fits over everything.

Why just early morning we had a nice civil discussion on collars, and no autists went "HURR DURR BAIT FUCK OFF I DON'T LIKE IT"

>>13298948
Because permissiveness would give the impression he and his ilk are welcome to camp here. They need to be told to fuck off at least 5 times.

>>13298954
Seems the negativity of that one ex-Mantisfag really affected the thread.

>>13298956
I'm saddened that I always seem to be asleep for both the best, and worst times in this thread.

Though I suppose it's better than always being awake for just the worst?

>>13298956
Remember when we were discussing real life biology and evolutionary process while talking about monster girls existing? There were a few posts mentioning monster boys, even, and no one was sperging. No one.

>>13298962
>ex-Mantisfag
Never before have I seen someone as triggered as that guy.

>>13298953
>Face it, there are more than 1 Yurifags here
I don't give a fuck. You want to talk about yuri? Go to talk about it somewhere else.

>>13298956
>early morning

For you.

>>13298967
Honest question: Why? If it's Monster Girl Yuri, it fits the thread theme. It's not like Monster Boys, which are the exact opposite.

>>13298964
Well I guess it's time to bring in the monster boys then.

Why not some NTR too? Can't be discriminatory against those people too.

>>13298953
>I'm sure there's at least 4.

>4 out well over 100
Sounds like you're still an extreme minority there, pal.

Always assume the other poster is joking. Don't think they're a "troll", because that means they are somehow after you, and even if they were, why would you be responding in first place?

Reminder to take it easy and have a fun time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

>>13298974
>it fits the thread theme
U wot

>>13298982
The theme is Monster Girls. Monster Girl Yuri is Monster Girl related material.

Reminder to put your benis in your waifu bagina :DDDDD

>>13298974
You have an entire board for your shit. Go there.

>>13298978

Poe's law is exactly why these threads are shit though.

>>13298988
>>13298974
While I agree with you, I must point out, the reason that people hate on it so readily and with such rampant rage, is because the actual Thread Theme is >>13298989

>>13298954
Welcome to /mgt/.

>>13298975
Slippy slippery sloppy slope.

I don't really care, man, like, at all. I mentioned that time because nobody was making a mountain out of a molehill, unlike you.

>>13298974
>cum hungry babes who love men
>LET'S MAKE THEM LESBIANS!

Really?

>inb4 not every setting is MGE

No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters, not have them lez out. If you want to be ignored by 100% of girls then go outside.

>>13298974
Because sometimes it's good to play nice and put a cap on discussing things in certain places to avoid pissing people off for whatever reason rather than stirring shit up. I do it too on the same topic so I understand. You could actually try making an MG yuri thread on /u/ and see what happens though. Worst case it goes the way of the monster boy thread and gets ignored, right?

>>13299003
My problem with /u/ is the same as my problem with /d/.

Nothing ever really gets discussed there. Just image dumps and occasionally talking about why nobody ever talks about things.

>>13298997
Not so much rampant rage as you guys know it doesnt belong here and keep trying to push it. Its annoying m80

>>13298782
Sea Bishop is the only answer I deem acceptable.

>>13298974
Oh please, don't act like a retard who doesn't know that in these threads all the monstergirls are straight

>>13298999
>let's let anybody post anything they want!

What you think you're doing.

What you're actually doing.

Check the pecs. Hoo, hah, hah.

>Meanwhile in /hbg/, a Monster Girl discusses her desire to turn into a Human Boy and have Yaoi with another Human Boy

>>13299008
That's not our problem.

>>13298965
He's super newfag, so I'm not that surprised.

>>13299017
Shrapnel!

I'm amazed we're allowed to exist with a mere 0.78% OC rate. Even /ksg/ is higher than that.

>>13299017
Is it wrong that I want to fawn over strong monstergirls and make them feel pretty?

>>13299013
>All the Monstergirls are straight
And yet even MGE has plenty of canon yuri, relating to occurrences in nature and monsterization. But I've argued that logically before. It's much more entertaining to just shitpost.

>>13299009
>It's annoying m80
Alright fine then.
The topic is now Manticore Pirates.
Somebody post the picture and let's get this show on the road.

>>13299001
>No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters
Really? With all the waifufags. "cuddlesluts", and "don't dick the daughteru" lecturers, one could be forgiven for thinking that we're here for heartwarming rather than dickwarming.

>>13299026
Containment thread retard.

>>13299030
Already talked to death.

Sometimes I understand why that guy hates you all.

>>13298965
What did he get triggered by? That shit with man eaters?

>>13299008
Well there's practically no art to dump, so at least that option is out. And if that doesn't work and you really want to discuss MG yuri that bad you can try somewhere else. Kind of unfortunate, but there is actually some logic to the no yuri thing even if reactions are overblown.

It's greentexting and meme spamming time!

>>13299014
Did you have an aneurysm while making that post?

>>13298774
I hope she took a shower before messing with my food.

>>13299031
Why not both heartwarmimg and dickwarming? They're hardly mutually exclusive.

>>13299022
Do i need to apply the same logic to my disgust to yaoi to hate yuri too? Because i find yuri hot

>>13299034
You sound like a Grumpy Alp who needs to be cuddled and loved!

>>13299022
>Then they both Alp and the discussion dies because Yuri almost never gets discussed in the thread
Does that mean the solution to YuriFags in this thread is to somehow manipulate it into them both becoming Yaoi-Humanboys?

>>13299013
Well, it okay to give her MG girfirend a little kiss and suck, as long as she's sucking herself or being plowed at the time. Let's get that straight. Pure yuri is verboten, MFF is okay. Right?

>>13299034
In fairness that guy hates us mostly because we speak English, not because we're retarded.

How easy is it to bully alps?

>>13299035
Seemed like it.

>>13299044
>not because we're retarded
ha ha

>>13299046
What part of "no monsterboys" did you not hear?

>>13299030
You mean the MGE yuri that only happens in very especific situations?

>>13299026
Don't expect more OC though, that would be "entitlement"...for some reason.

>>13299017

Please, just lock my head in between those thighs and don't let me out!

How many pieces of fried tofu would I need to give a kitsune-girl if I wanted to cuddle her fluffy tails for a few hours?

>>13299043
I've seen opinions on MFF flip-flop too.

I've seen some fags argue that if the MGs show affection to each other, it's verboten. They must both ignore each other and focus totally on the guy for it to be allowed.

God we need a new word to describe this thread, Autistic doesn't go far enough.

>>13299046
Very easy! It's really fun to take something they've been working hard at, and tempt them to ruin it by their own hand!

For example, I have a Dire Alp who has been trying to get /fit/, but I keep baking her desserts and feeding her fattening foods and milk, giving her a full figure as opposed to a fit one!

>>13299054
What are you talking about nigga

Man, I'm pretty.

>>13299040
This meme is pretty lame.

>>13299030
Ah yes, forced topics. They always work, right?

>>13299028
What the fuck, no. Not at all.

>>13299055
Call it as specific as you want, the point is it happens and there's no denying it.

>>13299046
Extremely.
Keep calling her cute and complimenting her body and personality, but ignore her romantically entirely.
>>13299065
He's trying to start shit, ignore him.

>>13299060
That depends. Are you looking for an one-night-cuddle? Or marriage?

>>13299057
Wanting more OC isn't entitlement per-se.

What displays a misbegotten sense of entitlement, is DEMANDING OC based around our topic, and then complaining out the ass whenever those capable of making said OC do something else instead, as if they are somehow obligated to make shit for us and us alone.

boo

>>13299030
For the last fucking time, there is no yuri in MGE in the way you claim. Honeybees and grizzlies assault alraunes for their honey, to eat, or to feed their husbands. Liliraune , like 99.9% of all monsters, do whatever they do to attract a man. Any sex that occurs between monsters and women is for the sake of monsterization, and then they fuck off. I don't know if you're fujoshit kun 2.o, a retard, or a troll, but the time has come to stop. Yuri is not welcome here, behave or get out.

>>>/u/

And in case anyone was wondering, I said 99.9 because of the fire rat.

>>13299079
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13299069
Oh sure, so since you're using MGE to defend your opinion, will you only post about situations like a girl being transformed by a monstergirl, with no love involved, and such things?

Of course not.

>>13299079
Jesus fuck, you made me spill my drink you asshat.

>>13299063
>Tall, bearmode alp with ass and titties for days that begs to be bullied
I'm not sure if I like this, but I can't seem to get the thought out of my head.

>>13299031
One of these things is not like the other!

>>13299079
Spoiler that shit, I didn't come here to spooked.

>>13299070
What happens if after a lot of teasing i tell her i want a regular human girl instead?

>>13299079
She's creepy and she's kooky, mysterious and spooky.

IF I BULLY AN ALP WILL SHE CRY?

>>13299072
A one-night cuddle. I'm not ready to settle down just yet.

>>13299079

Oh, hi there.

I'd rather talk with the triggered Mantisfag than you people.

Shit I'd rather chat with Snoop Anon.

I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.

>>13299075
Well, I don't disagree with that.
Hope you're not disappointed.

>>13299001
>entire post
especially
>we're here to fuck monsters, not have them lez out. If you want to be ignored by 100% of girls then go outside.
really hit the nail on the head.

>>13299099
It would be extremely funny.

>>13299103
Trolls have to ruin everything is why.

>>13299099
It would be extremely hurtful.

>>13299100
Take her to a buffet.

>>13299095
Ask if you still want to be friends and try not to cry.
Then cry a lot.

>>13299102
Well, since you're still here, I'll just go ahead and assume we're good enough for now.

Would Monstergirls be sensible enough to leave a man who's just lost a loved one alone?

>>13299103
>I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.
Every ANY community is terrible, anon.
Human beings on the Internet are incapable of long-term cordial co-existence.

>>13299061
Well, I was talking strictly sex. Platonic affection is okay in my book, romantic though? Nah.

>>13299103
Because the target audience is lonely weebs with strong delusions and morally ambiguous views?

>>13299119
They would think that the best way to help him out is to sex him up so he forgets his troubles.
So no, I don't think so.

>>13299119
Yeah, they would. They'd wait for you to simmer down a bit. Then comes the comforting and healing.
Healing a best.

>>13299080
While I'll agree with the part about Honey Bees and Alraune, Liliraune are explicitly characterized as viewing their female halfs as "Other Halves" in the romantic sense. They are as in love with each other as they are any guy who may wander into their midst. It's also pointed out that monsterization tends to leave strong feelings of affection from the monsterized party for the one who changed them. Of course most would simply take this as a parental sort of affection, but one could take it further if one wanted to.

>Yuri is not welcome here, behave or get out
Yessir Mr. Backseat Mod, sir.

>I said 99.9 because of the fire rat
What do you even mean by that?

>>13299108
Well, at least anons admit it is just insecurity.

>>13299119
These questions are pointless once you realize monster girls aren't a single entity/hivemind.

>>13299103

> Here
It's 4chan what the fuck did you expect

> MGE Wiki
RPfags somehow better than AuroraChan

> MGR
Dead as shit thanks to their fear of speaking out and getting the banhammer

> TMM
Literally what?

> Reddit
10 day old reposts and spammed .Less art. And it's run by a literal Alp.

> Bob's new shithole
It's fucking Bob.

>>13299119
Maybe. Some would think that it's better to leave you alone; some would think that the best thing for that is not leaving you alone, if you know what I mean.

>>13299119
Aside from the healingfags, I think yes.

>>13299120
>Truth.jpg

>>13299103
And yet, this is the best one somehow...maybe due to the transient yet focused nature of the threads, so both the good and the bad ebb and flow like the tide...

>>13299103
>I don't understand why every MG community is so terrible.
How are the other ones terrible?
All I know is that MGR's a spooky ghost town

>>13299119
You know the best way to get over someone?

It's to get under someone.

>>13298673
>95
Clones with the personalities of:
-Lizardman
-Dhampir
-Holstaur
-Bicorn

Honorable Warrior harem approved.

>>13299138
See >>13299131

>>13299130
I want to give this honeybee some pollen. I bet she'd buzz when I'm shooting it into her womb while she ahegaos.

>>13299130
>MGE-RPG without a Luka-esque bitchboy MC when?

>>13299129
Blah blah blah fuck off yurifag.

>>13299129
>insecurity
try to disguise the hook, please.

>>13299120
This is a rather cynical point of view.

There's plenty of good communities. The problem is that the bigger they are, the greater the chances of everything burning down are.

>>13299131
>AuroraChan
who?

>>13299129
>It's also pointed out that monsterization tends to leave strong feelings of affection from the monsterized party for the one who changed them
Come on. I mean, come on.

>>13299148
If you think it's bait, why are you even replying?

I don't get it.

>>13299131
>> MGR
>Dead as shit thanks to their fear of speaking out and getting the banhammer
See, I disagree with this. The only warned posts or banned ones I've seen on MGR, were those deliberately making inflammatory and insulting posts, and other shit along the same lines. Actual pleasant discussion never gets such treatment.

Though there are a few mods who operate on a hair trigger, I think the bigger issue is the few steadfast members on the site with their autistic, awful RP, scaring off anyone who might actually be interested in real discussion.

>>Bob's new shithole
>It's fucking Bob
Also disagree with this. Say what you will about Bob, but in the end...that site isn't even for discussion. It's an artwork and story archive, and that's it. The only form of user-communication I know of is one ded-ass shoutbox.

>>13299139
> aww, look, he's sad 'cos his momma died
> don't you worry, cutie, we'll be your mommas now
> time to get ready for bed, baby~

Jesus Christ, that would not be the right thing to do to a person.
But they'd do it. You know they would.
Let's not forget that they are all basically just rapists

You guys realize the yuri pushing faggot is laughing at you right? We know is not well received here. If some starts with the shit, we warn them, if they keep up, we report them. That's literally all you have to do.

>>13299159
I'd beat them up so hard I'd leave them half-dead.

There's nothing more stupid than fucking with someone who's on the verge of exploding.

>>13299159
Good to know they have already been defeated by that one anon.

>>13299158
>deliberately making inflammatory and insulting posts
Inflammatory and insulting for you
See >>13298978

>>13299165
>Panda
Yes.
>Blazeblue
No.

>>13299161
This is not the first time I read him. I think this one is retard enough to be serious about it.

>>13299165
>Pole dancing Panda
Would tip/10

>>13299159
Crying sex is my fetish. The guy just holding on the MG and bawling his heat out sounds hot. And funny.

>>13299109
>>13299111
SHES A BIG GIRL

>>13299148
Eh, there'll always be a few Patricks who don't even give a shit if there's bait or not.

>>13299151
Hey, I did admit in that case it really would be more like just affection for a parent, and anything more would lean more to the side of just headcanon.

>>13299161
I am not laughing. I am however, grinning like these two >>13299159

>>13299165
>Ren Xiongmao Litchi
WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
It's so obvious, that I'm surprised he did a Valkyrie Tsubaki, Catgirl Noel, and both Jinko and Hellhound versions of Bullet, before doing this.

>>13299165
>>13299173
Pandas are some of the most pathetic creatures in existence. Mate once a year, and even then they need human help. Just go extinct already.

>>13299166
Not what I meant. Like, the only posts I've seen deleted or warned, were ones that were deliberate, personal attacks against KC, or the site's staff.

Frankly, my biggest regret...is that most of these were deleted before I got to see and laugh at how analpained they were.

>>13299187
>Just go extinct already
They won't, not with me on the team.

>>13299080
>Any sex that occurs between monsters and women is for the sake of monsterization
Nope, that's bullshit. Monsters are pleasure-addicted hedonists, they aren't going to methodogically monsterize women to further their agendas. Monsterization happens because they also want other women to experience the same pleasures they do. Saying that monsters aren't interested is women in general is also bullshit, they're fine with anything as long as it feels good. Francesca regularly fucks her entire castle and she sure doesn't do it for the demonic energy.

So yeah, monsters are pretty interested in other women, they're just too keen on dicks to be lesbians.

I still don't like Liliraune, though, because it's really half-assed. If we have a goddamn furry pandering monster, yuri should be thrown a bone too.

>>13299192
This picture is one of my biggest achievements.

>>13299165

>Pole breaks and she falls on her butt
>Starts rubbing her butt in pain
>"Ow ow ow ow ow..."

How would you remedy this situation? Man Mode: Nothing sexual

>>13299158
>I think the bigger issue is the few steadfast members on the site with their autistic, awful RP, scaring off anyone who might actually be interested in real discussion.
All MGR has to do is move that chatroom away from the front page.
It's like they want to die off.

>>13299200
please tell me that's fake

please

>>13299207
Are you the guy in the pic?

>>13299200
You fixed the filename, well done.

>>13299203
>Nothing sexual
See >>13299001
> No one cares, we're here to fuck monsters

>>13299211
What?

>>13299031
>implying roneryfags and moralfags matter
>implying the autists who follow the "waifu code" and don't even fap to them matter

>>13299061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
You should see when they start behaving like this.

>>13299207
It is fake. Just google the picture.

>>13299159
>A 3 year old Anon is found in a crashed vehicle
>He's bloody and crying, the woman driving, presumably his mother, is dead
>The Manticore who found him is unsure of what to do and attempts to calm him while emergency services arrive
>The woman seemed to have no family on record, no one to take care of the young Anon
>Her motherly instincts get the better of her and the Manticore petitions for custody of the child
>Her husband had died 2 years previously and she felt that they could be a great support for each other
>She raises him the best she can, considering he's a human and most of her life lessons don't fit too well
>As he grew up, she'd thought about fucking him several times, but every time the thought entered her head it was quickly followed by thoughts of her late husband and memories of the crash she found the boy at
>He graduated high school still single, as everyone knew his circumstances and assumed the Manticore was waiting for him to "ripen"
>She sent him off to college that fall, tears in her eyes
>It was out of state, no one knew him or his circumstances, a strong boy like him would surely find a wife in no time
>She gave him a big hug, a kiss on the cheek and told him "You make your mother proud, you hear me?"
>The boy didn't realize that the Manticore wasn't talking about herself when she said that

Would anybody like a hug?

>>13299215

>We're here to fuck monsters and absolutely nothing else because all Monstergirls are porn material and can't be absolutely nothing else

Not this shit again.

>>13299165
>.Less be doing things
I was beginning to wonder/worry about what happened to the bastard. It's been quiet
Good to see he's alive

>>13299219
I can hear his heavy breathing through his mic, holy shit.

>>13299225
Sure, sounds good.

>>13299225
I would.

>>13299165
It's ok. You still a faggot though.

>>13299223
>Manticore not being shit for once
I'm not sure what to do.

>>13299223
>>The boy didn't realize that the Manticore wasn't talking about herself when she said that
This is tugging at my heart strings.

More, please.

>>13299225
So long as you don't mind me getting a boner.

>>13299228
He took a break for like, a week. Said he was burnt out.

Glad to see he's back to it.

>>13299236
>Implying they can't be like that
He's a little kid, and she's a monster girl, after all.

>>13299223
Fucking thank you for the great short story.

>>13299212
Thank you, too.

>>13299192
Well since MGU got canned for pointing out too many grimderp plotholes, I assumed MGR was just learning from past mistakes and banned anyone from opining that maybe the paladins have a point sometimes.

>>13299219
>that lisp

You know that faggot is some overweight fuck with cheeto fingers and massive headgear. Or the kind that have braces and spit everywhere when they talk.

>>13299242
Poor kid. He's got to learn to take breaks. Get a breather here and there
'least he's ok. Good to see he's back at it too

>>13299223
I would've been mad if this was yet another story that ended in sex.

>>13299225
Not from your ugly ass.

>>13299245
C-can I still smite her, just a little?

>>13299248
>Tells him to keep it to the RP Section
>Makes no such similar comment to the person he was responding to in the first place
My oh my...

>>13299248
MGEW did the same thing. All the grimdark / anti-monster guys got quarantined into their own little play pen away from the rest of everything else.

>>13299001
I like you

>>13299223
Do they fuck when he comes back home for Christmas Break?

>>13299252
Don't worry for him. Once Cu Sith comes out he'll be able to have some fun and cheer up.

>>13299225
Disgusting.

>>13299248
>grimderp plotholes

KC made holes for people to fill. Sadly, a lot of western fans filled it in with grimdark. The prevailing theme is 'love conquers all', but there's no shortage of autists who ignore that.