/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for my waifu.

>>13302698
yuka looks so nice with that hairstyle

>cdjapan was sold out of the LE for relax/pmu
>order from yesasia, it's slightly more expensive and looks like it won't have the coaster
>cdjapan is back in stock
>can't cancel the yesasia order without jumping through hoops
fuck it
lesson learned, don't order from yesasia and don't procrastinate

I don't understand footfags.

>>13302763
yeah I think I've said it before in here but never order from YesAsia. I've gotten cracked cases from them before, torn posters and all sorts of crap.

>>13302777
pleb detected, Kashi has great feet and the best toe game of the three.

>>13302861
>Kashi has great feet and the best toe game of the three.

I never said anything about her feet being bad. I just don't understand getting aroused by feet.

>>13302777
feet are gross and the people that like them are retards. i hope you inderstand now.

>>13302877
>didnt like feet until I got into perfume
>didnt like armpits until I got into perfume
lack of regular fan service will drive any man to insanity.

>>13302899
I'm into tummies, so I'm clearly not here to get off..

>>13302927
Yeah I'm into bellies too so I understand your pain.

>>13302861
yukas toe game is the best but depending on what you want from feet any girl can be considered best.

I love A~chans small stubby feet they are cute as fuck

Nocchi has the best sole game going by far which makes her whole foot really shapely but her toes are pretty quirky. I would probably say I like hers most.

its hard to really say what their feet are like for sure because pictures are few and far between and you need quite a few to determine really.

>>13302879
>feet are gross
I have never understood faggots like you

>>13302777
honestly I can't remember when it started but I know I wasn't like this from birth, all I know is that feet are worse than tits for me, I can't not look at them sexually if it tried, even with tits I can look at it in a arty way. I find the whole leg arousing as fuck tbh and I like every individual part equally but I have to say nothing pisses me off more than socks, tights and stockings.

leg game
yuka>A~chan>nocchi who is stupid enough to really enjoy nocchi's shapeless legs over A~chans? they give her the shorts for a reason, because she has no ass and mediocre legs well mediocre by contrast I will admit

>>13302944
What a tease. So close to showing her bellybutton..

>>13303069
What's hot about feet then? Is it just the look of them, or the thought of doing things to them?

You're right about Yuka's legs, though.

>>13303069
>its hard to really say what their feet are like for sure because pictures are few and far between and you need quite a few to determine really.
At least we got plenty of nice heel pics.
>yuka>A~chan>nocchi
I agree. A-Chan's calves used to be so nice and thick.

>>13303069

all we get are glimpses of their feet. I wish there was a high res pic of them showing off their wrinkled soles. I guess that's too much to ask out of life.

>>13303119
>>13303069
I've got a few good shots

(Kashi, if you cant tell because she has the longest toes)

>>13303090

the feeling you get from looking at a pair of tits, is very similar to the feeling I get when I see girls bare feet.

I've been a footfag since puberty at least. even as a child I remember getting strange feels about it.

>>13303143
I don't think I'll ever get it, but I respect it. And I'm happy for people who have figured out what they like.

This talk about fetishes almost made me post a 'tribute' pic. Wrong color board.

>>13303090
well each individual part really

here is a diagram, its cluttered as fuck because it really is all of it that factors in, I put a star next to the parts that are most impotent to me but really it varies from foot fag to foot fag. the curvier each individual part is the better the foot looks in general.

smell fags exist but honestly I find that shit extremely cringe worthy. the shit I would want to do with it is press it against my face or watch them lick it, a lot of people would want to do that themselves but it never really turned me on and when I tried it didn't do anything for me.

in porn footjobs used to be 10/10 for me but now they do nothing, I mostly just need feet in the shot or for the girl to like rub a guys nipples with them or put it near his face.

honestly the REASON is different for different people, for me its just the look of a foot and I heard someone say that some people are born with a brain defect where a part of their brain is wired wrong and it just makes the foot erotic to them, I believe this a lot as I feel this is the case for me but foot fetishism can come to people without this (if this is even the truth at all)

for some people its a bdsm thing and for others its just the whole its new and I haven't tried it so its hot.

honestly a problem I had with my ex is trying to look her in the eyes while we had sex because I would always get the urge to stare at her feet, she never said shit about it but I knew shit upset her.

Tl;DL: see diagram, I wish I wasn't like this but I am so may as well indulge.

being a footfag isn't even all that's wrong with me, now I have pits thanks to pit-sama and I always want to cum on a woman face or in their mouth yes and on their feet, that shits the best but only on their soles

>>13303209
>now I have pits thanks to pit-sama
I have taught you well

>>13303209
Ha, wow. Didn't expect an essay. Thanks for the detailed explanation.

Yuka does have nice pits though, but it just looks.. idk, feminine. But not hot in any way.

> I always want to cum on a woman face or in their mouth

Yes. Face even more so than mouth. I guess that's why I like tributes (but only if they're on closeup pics)

>>13302719
very nice

>>13302777
because you're a casual faggot

relax in the city sounds great, I think its better than kasuka no kaori.

but pick me up really is one of the biggest steaming piles. compared to their respective genres pick me up is the worst of its kind.

light track, slow natural voice
relax in the city> kasuka no kaori > hold your hand

are we American yet
laser meme > spending all my time > pick me up

the music video had great points, mostly nocchi's feet but also the multiple upskirts were great, also the blue eyes was a turn on, yuka looked like a total all out semen demon and A~chan looked white.

I hope relax in the city also has fan service.

I'm telling you guys all this fan service is calculated, its not by chance. lets count recent things.
>yuka is wearing pants instead of shorts making upskirts sexier
>yuka's stomach
>nocchi's feet
>abandoning the "natural" look by giving them contacts.
>advertising beer

they are going for the mature appeal for sure. I expect more feet and stomach in future.

I hope

non of it will help, they are still going to fail in the west because m-muh live singing, if perfume are smart they will prerecord every song they are performing in America and lip sync to that instead of just playing the studio version but they won't

>>13303522

pick me up isn't bad. the problem is that the chorus is weak when it should be the catchiest part.

>>13303606
I like the instrumental believe it or not, I look forward to it, and I understand why people enjoy the "singing their heart out" verses but I found the soft begining to be the best part of the song.

ironically the cold emotionless 1mm has 10x more character and (while it may seem like a contradictory statement) emotion.

and yes the chorus is terrible.

>>13303606
>>13303522
I thought the chorus was the catchiest part, but also the weakest

The first verse is great. Really enjoy the guitars, and of course Nocchi's vocals

MV was good.

Not too bad

said it last thread but I have 4 jpop suki invites ready to give away, first come first serve. as babymetal fans have been quiet I don't mind too much the idea of one of them taking one of them.

as usual just post your email address and I will send an invite.

New single is shit and confirms that their next album is going to be garbage like Level3, the only question now is will it be worse or equal to that shitfest

>>13303736
Equal.

There's no recovery from the post-JPN fest.

>>13303736
what do you think of monogatari?
it was drawn out but I'm hoping that's just for sxsw.
the vocals were game tier so I'm looking forward to the album version. the album can still be saved. sweet refrain won't be in it as koi wa zeikei shizei was supposed to be in level3 so it makes the single level3 era.

display can be saved by an album mix quite easily making it great, and who knows about the original songs, I personally think its also going to suck but thats only because of their recent west pandering, they will eather go full pander mode and it will be a pile of shit or they will mix pandering with staying true to their original fan base in which case it will be clunky and shit but the album originals will be good

has anyone uploaded a copy of PTA Volume 7? PTA members got it within the last week

>>13303736
I still understand the hate for LEVEL3. I think it's great.

>>13303885
I mean't I don't understand the hate.

>>13303885
It's easily better than JPN. The only good original track on there was My Color. Zero effort.

why do I bother to talk with these retards.
I try to reason with them but normal fags can't into logical thinking.

last time I talk to these retards, I seriously hope bad things on them.

>>13303932
btw its not satire. also some of these idiots actually believe it.

Nakata was illuminati all along. We're fucking doomed.

>>13303932
Lol illuminati shit got played out years ago but seriously, why do so many artists do that exact motion?

Anyway, people should be happy if they believe in the Illuminati. They'll definitely make it in the west now.

anyone who believes the illuminati controls the world is an uneducated retard.

>>13303957
this

>>13303950
>post yfw perfume are seen drinking champagne and partying with Yeezy and Hov

>>13303950
fool the real secret is

perfume IS the head of the Illuminati a cult devoted to protecting a secret. A~chan, nocchi and mikikofound out young and amuse latter nakata still doesn't know yuka-chan is a semen demon. this is need to know basis don't tell anyone perfume is just an excuse to get yuka's image out there ready for tribute, fight the Illuminati, don't be a yuka fag

>>13303988
>Kashi is a semen demon
It's just smoke and mirrors to hide Nocchi's power.

>>13303988
eh. I'd be happy to go to hell for my semen queen

>>13303960
I don't believe in the Illuminati but I wouldn't be surprised if the most powerful people in the world have secret meetings and shit. Doesn't even have to be evil, just a group of elites who discuss who knows what. Secret societies have been a real thing historically. And I am happy that Perfume has now joined their ranks

>>13304035

that's completely reasonable. I'm sure there's stuff that happens behind the scenes. I'm only referring to the popular idea that there is some sort of rich cabal that controls politics/economics, mind controls people through entertainment, and represents satan or lizard aliens. that is idiocy spouted by people who don't want to go to the effort of reading and understanding the world. it's no better than protocols of zion.

>>13303960
The illuminati are a fantasy for the people who would rather believe that the world is run by a bunch of conspirators, even malicious ones, than face the truth that nobody has any idea what they're doing.

>>13304076

it does seem to fill a psychological need. I attributed it to laziness and paranoia, but you may be right.

>>13304103
It's suitable for both; probably why it's so widespread.

>>13304103
>>13304076
I agree with you both, Illuminati is litrually just satan 2.0.

people need 1 thing to blame everything bad in the world on, it would fuck their brain up too much to think that the world is just shitty and they have the power to make it better but are just too much of a lazy piece of shit to try. they would rather think its out of their hands.

at least with religious people they try to fight their demons, with these jizz stains "the illuminati is real" is always followed with "but their is nothing you can do so you may as well just buy their things"

just a reminder that /jp/ is the last place for true perfume fans to go in the west, as we are not good enough to read moon runes on 2ch.

do not accept normal faggots here
do not link your normal fag friends here
every time conversations lead back to music make sure to finish it with yuka pits or depression detective work to scare off the normal fags.

we probably look like franku-kun to the normal fags

>>13304171
Pretty sure all the normies who get attracted to this site are over a /b/ anon

I have been watching koi wa zeikei shisei pretty often these days, there is something about this song that calms me the fuck down and gets me to focus and watching the dance only amplifies its effects.

I can't hate hakata and mikiko when they give me masterpieces like that.

>>13299547
No anon. Don't mind the piece of shit who replied to you.
Please continue ripping Perfume Videos that are not that easily accessible for plebs like me.
Thank you anon.

thread still needs more toes
perfume still needs to show us more

thread still needs more toes
perfume still needs to show us more

>>13304833
>thread still needs more toes
I got you covered

>>13304854
god fucking damn, A~chans calves in this picture. why did he have to lose the weight? I forgot how great this picture was.

I guess I will post the all time favorate.

>>13304833
This. Nocchi we know you're lurking. Toes pls

>>13304899
yea its a damn shame what happened to her. Her calves used to be so thick.

>>13304914
>>13304899
It's probably because A-Chan isn't my waifu but I think she looks good with a little fat on her and i just want to feed her donuts and make her nice and chubby and cuddly

One of the feels that hit me

>>13304956
I think chubbychan was the cutest. The skeleton look just doesn't suit her like it does for the other two members.

L to R
Kashi, Achan & Nocchi
(from WT3 mc talks)

>>13305192
>ERSA PREASE DONT SHUT DOOR
>PREASE DONT SHUT ME OUT!
>I'M OLAF (carrot)
that shit had me laughing so hard when they did it.

>>13304854
Covered, you say?

>>13303960
It's the Jews you have to worry about.

>>13305578
oh no, i feel like i'm back in kpop general

>>13304171
what the fuck does that have to do with perfume

>>13305578
From BUKKAKE auto effect site ?

>>13305578
>>13306089
he got it from an xhamster link I posted last thread, no idea if it's legit or not.

>>13305578
I'm a huge footfag - in terms of both feel and smell - and even I'm not fucking open enough to see what it is you guys find arousing in this cum tribute shit.

Also /r/ing pic of disgusted Yuka if it exists, pouty will have to do for now

>>13306194
I guess this could work.

what have YOU done for your waifu today?

>>13306140
Looks real enough.

>>13306194
It's cum on a pretty face. Pretty straightforward.

>>13306341
thats like little kid enlarging boobs in pics and getting off to it
ew

>>13306355
I don't really see how that's the same, but k. I don't judge what gets people off. Everyone has their thing. Just be comfortable with what you like.

>>13304854
i really like feet but i don't really see the appeal in JUST toes, they kinda just look stubby and silly poking out in shoes like the ones Nocchi are wearing there. but maybe i'm just not enough of a footfag

http://imgur.com/9TkBJcQ?hc_location=ufi

>>13306827
http://imgur.com/miffDK5

>>13306827
>>13306832
acquire better memes.

>>13306850
>"acquire better memes"
>did not post a meme in his reply

wtf

>>13306865
the perfume reaction faces I make will one day become memes.

mfw someone posts one I made

I actually really, really like Pick Me Up and think it's their best single since Magic of Love. Do I lack taste?

>>13306911
yes

>>13306827
cute idols being bad at sports is my fucking fetish

>>13306911
kill urself

>>13306363
>both involve image editing
>don't really see how that's the same

>>13307013
>image editing

...what. You know the 'addition' to the pic in tributes isn't computer generated, right? Well, I guess the shitty ones are. But the point of it is that it's real. Or it doesn't count.

been a while since someone made one of these
nocchi has changed since the last one.

>>13307185
>yfw nocchi IS pepe

>>13307185
>you'll never get to shitpost with Nocchi ;_;

also another anon mentioned before something about how he'd like Nocchi to get a twitter post-Perfume where she just tweets bad jokes no one gets and incoherent nonsense. i would very much like that also. i would learn Japanese just to understand. please, Nocchi.

>>13307236
>nocchi posts joke
>"lol just messed up on stage, time to kill myself", "I don't want to dance today but if I don't I will be kicked out of japan", "I have real bad skin problems. I look so ugly, I should get some advice from yuka"
>retards start replying with concern and start sending her letters in the mail
>she doesn't bother explaining
>her face when causing other people stress.

>>13306911
Here's an objective ranking, you can decide for yourself: Hold Your Hand > Ijiwaru > Relax > Pick Me Up > DISPLAY > Sweet Refrain > Cling Cling > 恋は前傾姿勢

Uknown: STORY

>>13307553
>koi wa zeikei shisei last
>litrually anything on this list in front of it

kill urself muh man

STORY is going to be a god-tier album opener

>tfw no heavily autistic nocchi gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMXnhDlNnUY&feature=youtu.be

>>13306827
>pigtails
my dick

I wish Nakata was still making songs like Secret Secret
Why must the world be so cruel??

>>13308423
>you will never pull her pigtails

>>13306827
>>13306832
very cute

>>13308454
He is. He's been pumping out loads of 8/10 songs for years now.

>>13308926
forgot pic

is it just me or is this site ridiculously slow?
http://www.perf.uu.dnsdojo.net/perfldr/g/upload.php?page=all&gal=1&mode=list&sword=&andor=

>>13309367
that peek of black..

>>13303742
I don't think you know what recovery means.

>>13304462
i never said anything about not ripping
just saying noone cares about the pastebin

>>13308933
Not for Perfume he hasn't, not one song since JPN has even come close to being as good as Secret Secret

>>13309507
Safety shorts. You'll never ever get an upskirt.

CLING CLING cover by Goose House.

https://youtu.be/yVGC5KMKgqw

>>13310646
Not bad. Average song though so little could really be done. Liked the guitar though

I love perfume. They just need to make moar musics.

>>13309741
I would say he's made many better songs than Secret Secret since JPN.

>>13310702
they already have more great songs than nearly every other artist on earth bruv
let them rest

>>13310721
I know but I can't listen to the same thing forever.
In my opinion, Perfume > most other fucks

>>13310729
Sure you can. Become one of the autists that has 30,000 Perfume scrobbles on last.fm and never look back

Pick Me Up doesn't really sound like it fits Perfume. It sounds like someone with a more melodious voice should sing it

nocchi is cute as fuck, she is really making this years P.T.A worth it, but I only have last year to contrast with.

move over yuka, nocchi is the new blog queen.

>>13311277
See?
Isn't this enough evidence that she's happy now?
Wonder if she has a boyfriend?
tfw you're not the reason why nocchi's happy

>>13310717
and that's because you have shit taste, anon

>>13311367
tfw i am the reason..

>>13311277
Lyon ruined Kashi as the blog queen. I unsubbed after last year because she went like 5 months without posting a selfie then it was a picture of her faggot cat.

>>13303885
Same here, I loved it.

>>13311277
Don't upload photos from P.T.A. as paid blog.

>>13313335
go fuck yourself, cuntface

>>13313335
where do you think you are?

>>13313507
Where are we

>>13313335
lol every time.

>Smoking weed.
>Played Macaroni Nocchi version.
>Being deeply moved suddenly.
>tfw no Nocchi gf
>My friend said "she will never be your wife"
>I cried

This is not ok

>>13313696
I warned you nigger, I told y'all to stay away from the single girl versions of macaroni, even the girl you consider worst will give you crushing feels.

>>13313481
>>13313507
>>13313650
lol A-chanzilla is always saying.
"Please don't upload PTA photos"

so everyone in this thread has joined jpopsuki now?

no one left to invite?

four invites sitting here, triggering my autism daily, I got to get rid of them and no friends to give them to.

>>13313774
holy shit, that does look like a-chan
my fucking sides

>>13313795
j34.root@gmail.com if you're itching to get rid of one.

>>13313795
I would gladly take one Anon!
LaserMeme@gmail.com

thank you anon! [Spoiler]tamihudson82@yahoo.com[/spoiler]

>>13313767
.... Holy shit
Y-you were right Anon.
Why did I have to look it up?
Can I go back? I can't handle the feels, Anon.
Pls help

>>13313795
I will if there is one left, thank you.

bmwkun1991@gmail.com

>>13313852
>>13313863
>>13313935
>>13314105

sent ;)

I seriously hope I didn't send 4 invites to one guy trying to waste invites again If I have, seriously nigger. have a heart.

>>13314135
Thank you based Anon!

>>13314135
Thank you!

>>13314135
pro-tip: u did
:^D

>>13314487
I knew this would happen and just didn't care, they are giving me 2 a month minimum and extra if my invites do well.

the second I saw pic related I couldn't even laugh or be mad, the execution was lame and tasteless enough to both neutralize any hint of humor and simultaneously notify me that someone was such a fat pathetic NEET that they needed to try and hurt someone else just so they could laugh for a second to distract them of their eternal pain.

A complete stab in the dark but where there is smoke there is fire.

>>13314565
>mfw I'm LaserMeme
>mfw I'm legit, power outage, can't start torrenting right away, will download them discographies tomorrow

>mfw it's my actual email address too

Y-you too Anon-kun

>>13314565
I already have an account, but I feel for you anon ;_;

>>13314565
Doesn't matter. They don't REALLY give a shit if your invite tree isn't perfect. I've invited probably 20-30 people over 4 years with 10 or so being duds/having negative ratio and I've never even gotten a warning or had my invites restricted.

>>13314565
j32 here
Got the invite, signed up, no confirmation email. Gonna check in IRC tomorrow. Might have made a typo in the email form.

>>13314565
nothing wrong with the top 4 groups bruv

>>13311277
>>13313335
>>13313481
>>13313507
>>13313547
>>13313650
>>13313774
>>13313797
OK Go ! lol

Probably a stupid question but I've already downloaded the jps 5gb version of Gurun Gurun and I'm just wondering how much better is the quality of the ts version in the pastebin?

Even though I already downloaded it I decided to save it for my birthday and I want the best quality.

Thanks

>>13315534
Don't have the 5GB one but the ts is 13.7GB and it looks flawless to me. Probably the best quality Perfume video in existence.

Or maybe it's all placebo, I dunno

>>13315652
i usually fall for placebos so it should work. Another stupid question though, I try to download it and get

>Your available browser storage for MEGA cannot handle this download size, please free up some disk space.
I don't have a mega acc, what do?

>>13315689
install the mega plugin

>>13315689
the 13.7 file is not the best looking one, that is DVD quality, ISO files are just huge.
the 5 gb file is blueray, there is another blueray file that is 24gbs but I havn't seen it and an iso file that is 60gb but I havn't seen that either.

>>13315718
>24GB
>60GB
muh dick
should've placed trigger warnings there m9

she drinks it like milk people, how ever much you are offering its probably not enough we need to double the effort.

"honey water".
yeah right yuka.

please explain

>toes edition
this still hasn't been posted
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h8le2_bonus-disc-04-i-still-love-u-the-spoilers-version

>>13316430
>her neck
ew

>>13315906
>>13315913
She cant keep getting away with this

>>13309507
>black panties
confirm for not pure and true semen demon

>Kasuka na Kaori ver.2 confirmed.

>>13317669
looks like an alien there even more than kashi does.

I would give semen offerings to Kashiyuka's demon altar. but could I keep up with her demand?

>>13317684
its all in practice, its like working out. it gets easier but don't become complacent. the second it becomes easy to give her 3 offerings a day, you need to up it to 4 and so on.

soon you will be sending her 200ml of semen a day, its a shame she needs to drink 2-3 liters to keep her skin clear.

trust me I know, I'm a lawyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlXtfum8KeY

>>13318359
this single is gonna be worse than Sweet Refrain

>>13318387
well we already know you have shit taste so we can safely disregard you.

>>13318387
>Cling Cling is worst single
>Pick me up is worst single
>Relax in the city is worst single

I fucking love Relax in the city.

>>13318432
>shit taste
>defending relax in the shitty
sounds about right

>>13318387
eh. It's comfy as fuck.

Anyway not meaning to sound like that prick who has nothing to contribute to the perfume community and always takes, but:

P.T.A subs when?

>>13318761
>Perfume community
>subs
ha. ha. ha.

I think it's because of how evil Tokuma was for years and taking down any kind of fan upload on youtube but compared to like kpop groups/fandoms the Perfume fans are either really secretive or nonexistent when it comes to subs/translations. It's been getting better over the past 2 years but I still want No Chandeleir House to be subbed.

>>13302698
perfume songbook anyone ? does anyone have it ?

>>13319052
Is posting thisallowed?
http://www.mediafire.com/download/zybbgmtdmyd/Perfume+Guitar+Songbook.zip

>>13317669
Thumbnail looking like kiko mizuhara

RITC is good. I like it.
Too bad they released the short ver just like Display

>>13319738
the full song has been available for ages

>>13319993
I mean the MV

>>13319224
thanks :))) :)))

>>13318387
Nothing can be worse than Sweet Refrain. Even Mirai no Museum wasn't as bad.

>>13320360
Relax in the Shitty and the other a-sid are absolutely worse than Sweet Refrain, they just sound like lazy ass cookie cutter westernized jpop

>>13320670
then let's just hope invisible man becomes the next ijiwaru

>>13320778
https://mega.co.nz/#!YpRhUbYA!efp4aaVMtHRSb4ANsW8LHfIMSpX2X8BrOP9cXxQyfAk

full relax in the city video.

Its comfy

>>13321390
its not comfy is shit plz leave redditman

>>13321478
Rude.

Sweet Refrain is far worse than Relax in the City.

>least amount of vocals on Relax in the City/Pick me Up
>least amount of screentime on both MVs
are they trying to kick her out?

>>13321714
Let's hope so. JAV when?

>>13321746
would she make enough to feed Lyon?

>>13321746
lets weigh the facts

>yuka gains power and youth from semen offerings
>the people who are fapped to the most are pornstars.

>JAV is not a possibility, its a inevitability

maybe perfume is just a reason to get her famous enough to support her future JAV career

>>13321750
She'd make more from JAV than from being in Perfume, just from the people in this thread.

>>13321771
are you implying we shouldn't buy 10 copies?

>>13321771
That's true, I'd buy all her stuff.

>>13321795
It would be the first time paying for porn, but I'd buy everything.

>>13321789
Of what? Perfume cds or her JAV dvds?

>>13321810
JAV

I would have copies that I cum on, and copies I hang on my wall.

>>13321814
I see you thought this through already. Or you read my mind.

I'm way too turned on by all this..

>>13318655
It's essential comfy-core

>>13320670
>westernized
my favorite meme :)

>>13321883
I agree that pick me up is westernized but I have no Idea what he is talking about with relax in the city.

I can't think of a song from the west that has that kind of sound.

I hope my short story reveals the nature of yuka-chan.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09i24rcVTG3

can anyone think of anything funnier?

>>13321965
all 3 of them did gravure so this is inaccurate.

>>13321888
the only "western thing" is just some lyrics that were in Italian, Relax in the City is freaking great

>>13322284
Nakata is an Italaboo.

So how do we protect her smile?

>>13321965
your sex life

why is she so perfect?

>>13321965
Where is this

>>13323505
music japan

可愛いね

>>13323623
はい、そうです.

>>13321965
So who deflowered Loliyuka?

>>13323758
Probably some pedophile CEO

like you wouldnt

>>13324728
It's a crime she doesn't show that perfect bellybutton anymore. Goddamn.

>>13323758
probably some poor innocent man with no intention to sleep with underage girls.

>>13323758
no-one

she didn't lose her virginity after 16 because she's still a virgin

>>13324881
Seriously though, what are the chances our girls are still virgins that makes them slightly more relatable

>>13324968
Nocchi: 100%
A-chan: 5%
Yuka: 0%

>>13325075
10 guys

>>13325075
>100%
The reason she's depressed is becayse the guy who took it broke her heart. She's smiling again though

Does anyone have any invitation for JPopsuki that can give it to me? If you have one please send it to me :)
kawa-_-yuka@hotmail.com

>>13325832
Sent you one. Now be a good boy and keep your ratio up so we don't all get banned~

>>13325877
OMG THANKS!!!! YES I WILL KEEP MY RATIO UP!!

>>13325893
Ha, no prob.

I want to make A~chan chubby again and lay in bed hugging her while she talks about her busy day

I want to hug in silence watching J dramas with nocchi and make her bento boxes with nocchi onigiri

I want bone yuka

when will the lewd thoughts stop?
when will the feels stop?
will there ever be a day where I don't think of cuming on yuka?

>>13326018
>Tfw no qt Perfume gf

W-we can still hope Anon. Right?

this is honestly one of perfumes best performances, not effects wise but just their dancing and how great they look.

usually someone is always slow or doing it without effort but in this they add the full snap to everything and it looks great. not to mention the outfits look great and everyone is looking strangely perfect 110%, yuka's skin clear, make up done perfectly, A~chan looking amazing nocchi always looks her best

I understand with 2 hour concerts they can't put as much effort in as it would exhaust them so these music festivals really are great for dances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqwVnur_UE&spfreload=10

this is honestly one of perfumes best performances, not effects wise but just their dancing and how great they look.

usually someone is always slow or doing it without effort but in this they add the full snap to everything and it looks great. not to mention the outfits look great and everyone is looking strangely perfect 110%, yuka's skin clear, make up done perfectly, A~chan looking amazing nocchi always looks her best

I understand with 2 hour concerts they can't put as much effort in as it would exhaust them so these music festivals really are great for dances.

>>13327623
moar tits plox

>>13327725

>>13327623
Hey you posted my favorite performance to fap to!

tfw comfy late night binge-watching episodes of chandelier house

>>13327809
>you will never sniff the hair that got between her sweaty armpits

>>13304911
Got some nocchi

all hell brekin lose in facebook fanclub my face be all like

>>13328432
>average perfume fan

>>13328453
>PLEASE DONT POST FANCLUB CONTENT
I paid for PTA for 3 years and I'm glad I quit. There's not enough content worth the membership fee.

Bump.

>>13329083
newfag please leave
newfag please leave
leave please newfag

>>13329560
Bump. (Better?)

>>13329617
fuck off Richard you pathetic outcast

https://mega.co.nz/#!V9oghCSL!UFjrnA_QlnRg7zTH58VU2SiPN6MFRd1k9ihiCDFKnV0

take this and fuck off.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/gay/

>>13329645
>>13329560
i thought he was being ironic. I grinned

>>13328719
more pics of lyon please

>>13330096
mfw when nocchi is making this year great. also so far they are uploading videos pretty regular.

Is Nakata the greatest electronic music producer ever?

WHO

WHO

ACTS

CUTEST?

>>13330283
A-chan because sperglord

>>13327623
Watching this really makes me realize how much the album mixes suck. Nakata what were you thinking.

why did bags suddenly, out of nowhere, appear in their hands at the end?

>>13332290
because the music video was one big clothes advert and at the end they get the clothes they were wearing in the display.

>>13330195
Bruh, he's the greatest music producer ever.

>>13330815
Nothing wrong with SOL album mix, but yes, MOL's is garbage.

>>13332290

>>13332290
The garbage members of OKGo were killed by an unknown power and their clothes were gifted to Perfume inside of bags because WHACKY JAPAN!

>>13330195
probably still be one of my favorites, but that's based on his earlier work

>>13332313
What bugs me is why? Why the fuck would hakata think it'd be a good idea to add that gay as fuck synth at the start, or that piano section at the end. Does he really hate us that much?

I also liked the album mix of SOL and even to some extent, Glitter but there's no excuse for some of the god awful album versions.

And don't even get me started on SAMT

I'm getting that feel again, time to watch perfume quest.

because that wont tip me over the edge

>>13332587
I skip over all the album mixes on Level3. I just go listen to the single versions when I want to hear them.

The only good album mix Nakata ever did was on Triangle for Edge/Negai.

>>13332771
what about my color?

>>13332835
LTW-Compilation I don't really count.

I guess the Chocolate Disco/My Color mix are okay but I dont like My Color either way.

>>13332587
I prefer MOL album mix. I can't hear the song any other way than the album that I listened to the first time I heard the song.

do you ever find yourself just randomly falling in love with a song you ignored/didn't really care for for a long time? just happened to me with Foundation, never really paid attention to it then all of a sudden tonight, i find myself listening to it like 20 times in a row.

>>13333067
Happens to me on Perfume song all the time. Some melody of a song randomly come up in my mind then it stuckin my head for days, and I will have to listen to the whole song.

>>13333067
>>13333534
Me, too. Strangely enough, it has happened with Handy Man a lot

>>13333067
Ceramic Girl

>>13333534
>>13333067
>>13333688
>>13333925
try elevator. I swear i used to listen to it like 14 times a day and I don't even know why. I even ended up bobbing my head from side to side like they do in the MV

>>13333925
Point

I miss chubby a~chan.

The only reason I dislike this single because of how few lines she has in it.

>>13336107
as they try to go for more natural sounding voices, they have not choice but to try and phase her out. the whole next album she will practically be a back up singer, they may as well call the album "fuck you yuka".

maybe this is what will make her quit and do JAV please

>>13336278
>muh natural sounding voices
aka the biggest cancer killing Perfume and fans eat it up. Perfume got famous from songs like Polyrhythm, GAME and Love the World not Toki no Hari.

I want electropop not generic sounding jpop.

>>13336294
This.
Without heavy vocoder Pefume would be generic Jpop.
I trust Hackata, he knows what he's doing. Right?

>>13336345
>I trust Hackata, he knows what he's doing. Right?
I trust him to shit out more generic songs that could be interchangable with Kyary.

Everything after like Spring of Life or Spending all my Time sounds like it could've been a Kyary song.

>For last 2 or 3 years, the three of us have been thinking what to do in this anniversary year and finally we can realize it. Plus, we're getting old, so we gotta hurry.
>We've been in this business ever since we were 10-year-old, you know? So, we wanna go all out while we can still shine.

http://www.perfume-city.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3537&sid=4b291788bccaa61011b5158dac63007f&start=560#p320426

>mfw this will definitely be the last Perfume album

Some people like apples, some people like oranges.

>>13336619
and some members like bananas

>>13336637
lol'd so hard

>>13336664
please leave, you stick out like a sore thumb, we all know you are new

>>13336695
Make me

>>13336603
as long as they don't don't disappear I will be fine with that. nakata has lost all talent and probably couldn't make a new masterpiece if he tried.

Mikiko is getting pretty lazy too.

I really hope they keep doing music japan, and post more often on PTA maybe even get social media accounts. A~chan will probably will take a year break as she is famous enough to do that without become irreverent ,then go solo.

I just worry I won't see nocchi and yuka again.
as it has been said before nocchi would make a great twitter user. she could be the new shoko.

>>13336723
lol.co
I have to give you credit, that made me laugh
at how much of a fag you are acquire better memes

>>13336723
get the fuck out of here

>>13336637
kek

>>13336603
I'm okay with that. I actually like the first verse in Pick Me Up with the guitars, and Relax in the City is pretty comfy. Not really a fan of any of the other singles so far but I think this album won't be too awful. It'll be around LEVEL3's level of quality which i know isn't the best, but it's listenable at least

>>13336107
another thing that annoyed me.

STOP NEGLECTING MY WAIFU.

I BET NOCCHI TOLD NAKATA TO GIVE HER KASHI'S LINES. BITCH.

>>13337256
>Not blaming A~Chan

>>13336381
Woah dude, you need to shut the fuck up. Nakata songs for Kyary and Perfume are not interchangeable, Kyary's stuff is too cutesy for that. I do agree that his latest stuff for both has been utter shit though. I hope he commits sewercide.

>>13337319
It's easy to blame everything on A-Chan.

too comfy

>>13341634
300 comfy posts soon.

>>13336603
>yfw Nocchi's recent happiness is due to knowing that Perfume's finally coming to an end and she can live the cozy NEET life she always wanted

>>13336637

my ratio for the starter pack is now 31. if you guys make a new one, make sure it includes the best thing PV.

>>13345333
ITT: we list washed up, talentless hacks.
I'll start
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n78u2_relax-in-the-city_music

>>13346547
>recycled dance moves
>everybody's outfit but Kashiyuka has a hole to show off the armpit
I mean I like the song but this is just bad.

>>13346547
this single is such shit i want to cry
this album is gong to be their last and it will be worse than level3 god dammit
fuck being a fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUr1TjZ1RhA

why is yuka so mean

>>13346903
because nobody likes nocchi

>>13346903
w' we're actually pretty close now

>>13336738
>new shoko
I-I-I don't think I could live on knowing such a brilliant thing could occur

Relax in the City choreo is zzzzz. Pick Me Up's didn't look all that interesting either from the PV.

Must be a temporary slip, since Hold Your Hand and Ijiwaru had great choreo. Cling Cling's was also pretty decent.

>>13348537
the acneyuka just gets stronger as time goes on.

>>13348537
no doubt kashi eats healthy and has the best skin products money can buy. yet her skin still looks awful.

acne is cruel

>>13348537
I thought semen was good for your skin

>>13348597
It is, but Yuka doesn't apply it to her skin she drinks it.

>>13348558
>EATS HEALTH
>EATS HEALTH
>EATS HEALTH

do your research, he hates vegetables and broccoli. peas, beans and spinach are some of the most impotent foods for detoxing your body and helping clear skin, there is a reason A~chan never gets a single spot

>>13349027
>there is a reason A~chan never gets a single spot
Cuz she gets the most nut on her face.

Kashiyuka is secretly the most pure, the semen demon is an act to cover up the infidelities of the other two members.

It all adds up.

>>13349038
leave detective work to nocchi fags. purity fags can go to hell

Nocchi: stays a day indoors, only goes out to satisfy herself sexually, just pulls guy into a toilet and never sees them again, doesn't care if they know who she is

A~chan: innocent but not pure, A~chan perfumes to sleep with the same person a few times and even sometimes date them though being smart she can keep it hidden, because of this she has sex least often

Yuka:gives no fucks, she is out for dick all days of the week, she sits in a bar and the first guy brave enough to approach her gets milked, only the charismatic ones get to penetrate her but as it is only the their semen she is after the sex doesn't tend to last long, occasionally she will drag someone back to her lair and lock them up for up to a week, milking them everytime she gets home, yuka is caught with guys so often that gossip mags won't pay a penny for picture evidence. a romantic at heart yuka-chan doesn't drain too much of her pray's life force, which explains why she ages, she enjoys locking her fans up more.

>>13349038
leave detective work to nocchi fags. purity fags can go to hell

Nocchi: stays a day indoors, only goes out to satisfy herself sexually, just pulls guy into a toilet and never sees them again, doesn't care if they know who she is

A~chan: innocent but not pure, A~chan perfumes to sleep with the same person a few times and even sometimes date them though being smart she can keep it hidden, because of this she has sex least often

Yuka:gives no fucks, she is out for dick all days of the week, she sits in a bar and the first guy brave enough to approach her gets milked, only the charismatic ones get to penetrate her but as it is only the their semen she is after the sex doesn't tend to last long, occasionally she will drag someone back to her lair and lock them up for up to a week, milking them everytime she gets home, yuka is caught with guys so often that gossip mags won't pay a penny for picture evidence. a romantic at heart yuka-chan doesn't drain too much of her pray's life force, which explains why she ages, she enjoys locking her fans up more.

>>13349027
please cite scientific evidence that links diet to acne because you can't

>>13349359
look I have seen your comment 1000 times and I ignore it every, I merely commented this time to correct the "she eats healthy".

I have bad acne too but the cause isn't unknown, diet does effect your skin, its retarded to say otherwise.

I admit I didn't read all of this, mostly just skimmed the end which is usually the conclusion.
http://www.hawaii.edu/hivandaids/Diet%20and%20Acne%20Revisited.pdf

other things that could cause the acne is lack of sleep, which she has said many times that she sleeps few hours and lack of vitamin D, maybe she doesn't see much sun, must be hard going outside in the day when you are one of the most famous people in japan. it is also common for girls to avoid it for pale skin in japan.

saying that it is completly out of your hands to stop acne is as bad as being a fat person blaming their weight on genetics.

the reason I'm still a spotty fuck is because I don't change my pillow case like ever and I sleep on my stomach

>>13349535
>the reason I'm still a spotty fuck is because I don't change my pillow case like ever and I sleep on my stomach
Dude change your pillowcase every 2 days. I sleep on my stomach and drool heavily but I make sure to change my cases and I get very little acne nowadays.

>>13349535
you're a retard, acne has never been scientifically linked to diet. keep believing bullshit because it makes you feel comfortable.

>>13349535
>the cause isn't unknown
Okay then what is the cause? Have fun scrambling for that.

Correlation does not equal causation friend and youte probably just some stupid asian that believes in shit like karma. Enjoyee your acne.

>>13351948
>have fun scrambling for that.
>implying

things that cause acne.

>hormones
>stress
>becoming too dehydrated causing dry skin to clog pores
>never mosterising causing dry skin to clog pores
>too much oil clogging pores
>scrubbing your face too much
>Zinc deficiency
>bacteria
>sleep deprivation

how many of those boxes do you tick?
now if acne is an issue you want to solve how about you do the leg work yourself and try and refute it, if you can't then the only question is "If its such an issue for you, why are you not taking measures to stop it?"

something tells me you would rather have the excuse not to try than the solution, and I don't blame you for not trying, as I said I know whats causing it and I'm too lazy to fix it, but lying to yourself or purposely staying ignorant is where I draw the line keep the spots, drop the bull, like yuka we love you no matter your skin condition.

funny how in time for a live her skin is always clear, its almost as if she knows how to prevent it but is just lazy

>>13352009
those are possible contributions to the formation of acne but again we do not know why it develops you can keep spouting possible contributors but you continue to skirt around the fact that we do not actually know what causes it. you're just being a fool in your lack of understanding behind the science.

>>13352009
those are possible contributiors to the formation of acne but again we do not know why it develops. you can keep spouting possible contributors but you continue to skirt around the fact that we do not actually know what causes it. you're just being a fool in your lack of understanding behind the science.

again, go find a study that conclusively states the cause of acne. you are not going to be able to find one BECAUSE WE STILL DONT KNOW

Bump.

>Sweet Refrain
>Cling Cling
>Pick Me Up/Relax in the City
Is this really what they want the send off to their careers being?

I may hate Level3's album mixes but Spring of Life/Spending all my Time/Magic of Love/Mirai no Museum were much better than this era's A-Sides.

It just seems like they're going out with a whimper and not with a bang

>>13353663
Blame Nakata's dumb lazy ass. He's been churning but absolute shit out during this past year.
I hope someone goes to his next DJ gig and throws a sticky drink in his face.

>>13353663

am I insane for thinking sweet refrain isn't bad at all? the dubstep influence was tacky imo, but other than that its fine.

cling cling - well, it's not terrible, but it sounds like some sort of chinatown anthem.

pick me up - pretty good except for the weak repetitive chorus, which should've been the strongest part

relax in the city - goes down smooth.

hopefully Perfume will pull it together and their final album will be game/triangle tier. then release a giant best of compilation and bow out gracefully. that's what I'm hoping for.

>>13354518
>am I insane for thinking sweet refrain isn't bad at all?
Yes. Take your medicine. The entire thing is tacky outside of the b-side. They basically pulled it off of Level3 at the last moment so they could do a tiein for a drama.

>hopefully Perfume will pull it together and their final album will be game/triangle tier.
GAME had Fan Service Sweet, Polyrhythm and Baby Cruising Love as its backing singles. Triangle had Love the World, Dream Fighter and One Room Disco.

I don't see how they're gonna make anything close to that out of this era of singles.

>>13354518
I thought Sweet Refrain was a decent song, and I liked how they used the dubstep bass during the bridge instead of a drop or during the chorus. That, and its not over the top distorted/wobble.

I don't know what to think of the new singles TBH. I thought Pick Me Up was alright, but the synths are too trancy for my tastes, and Relax in the City has a decent groove and feel, but I thought the chorus was uninspiring and the song ultimately went nowhere.

>>13354586

using it during the bridge was better than any alternatives. but I guess I can't vibe with dubstep.

>>13354539
that's what a retarded fan sounds like
let me lie to myself and pretend that what is going to obviously be their worst album will be as good as their best
okay faggot
you've heard the main tracks already and they are shit

>>13354627

I don't think they could do it with these singles, but if they go another year and step it way up, it's possible. but I'll admit, things don't seem to be going in that direction.

>>13353663
>Mirai no Museum were much better than this era's A-Sides.
LOL

Please title next thread Cynical Bastards Edition but really though, just let it die here

>>13354942
The western fanbase is just incredibly whiny. Very different from the 2ch threads.

>>13354898
goes to show how crappy the latest a-sides have been

>>13354898
>Sweet Refrain is better than Mirai no Museum
don't fool yourself.

>>13355200
Museum of the Future is not only a better song but it has a better PV and outfits

>>13355286
>outfits
LOL

The Sweet Refrain outfits are super sexy.
>powder white skin
>black hair
>elegant dresses
>red lipstick
>red heels
my fucking dick

>>13355725

>>13355725
MNM outfits are hotter.
>holes in the sleeves for their armpits
>long heels
>short skirts
>detectives
>dressing up like that for a kid's movie/song which makes it hotter