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Nice title.

>No monster girl thread in the subject line

Fucking kill yourself you faggot.

You fucked up
You have fucked up now

Retard.

>>13288611
OP kill yourself.

God fucking damn it OP. You came so close yet fell so far.

>>13288611

I shouldnt've procrastinated, I wouldnt've fucked this up.

>>13288611
You fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

At least he remembered the links.

Shit.
I was just getting ready to make one.
It was gonna have Beauty Queen Thunderbird and everything.
At least Monster girl is in the description on the catalog.

Somebody make a proper one.

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The thread still comes up if you type in "Monster" in the search bar. I don't know why you people keep complaining about this kind of shit. He made a Monstergirl thread with links, good OP picture and everything and you people are STILL bitching.

Holy fuck shut up and talk about god damn Monstergirls.

You all should kill yourself.

Freaks.

>>13288634
You sure?

>>13288611
>No "Monster Girl Thread" in the subject line
Kill yourself OP

>>13288634
>>13288640
Lets not, even if OP is fucking autistic we're all here.

>>13288638
No, fuck you, do it right or don't do it at all.

Oh god! What's that lurking in the caves?

Ah! It's a Wurm, digging in the dark caverns, looking for dwarves!
How cute!

Reminder that daughterus are for teasing and lovingly embarrassing in front of her friends.

>>13288647

Then fuck off out of here, goddamn perfectionist faggot.

You people decide to shit up your own fucking thread because of a goddamn title. A fucking TITLE of all things, and then you wonder why /mgg/ is nothing but shitposting all the fucking time.

Stop sperging for fuck's sake.

>>13288653
Why is she looking for dwarves? Are they coming back to reclaim their treasure?

>>13288611
Don't worry OP. I've done the same thing before. Give it 50 posts and they'll be posting about their waifus and not telling you to kill yourself like /a/ rejects.

>>13288653
A Wurm would probably be smart enough not to fuck up the thread like OP, just saying.

>>13288663
The dad jokes will never stop, MG daughteru or not

>>13288663
I never forgot.
Mice are olev.
But what friends would she have?

>>13288611
>tfw you think your waifu is cheating on you when you hear the headboards banging against the walls when you come home
>Moaning for a "Mr. Hoover" to give it to her
>tfw you break in, ready to choke a bitch, when you see a video of a zoomed in vacuum cleaner on fullscreen on the computer

>>13288679

I can literally see her stuttering every word out of nervousness in that picture. Lovely.

>>13288666
She's looking for dwarves because she recently saw Snow White.
And thought that if she went mining for jewels too, she might run into one or two.

>>13288679
nyanon for one

>>13288664
No, if you don't like the community then you can leave, either deal with it and shut the fuck up, or get out.

>>13288691
>Nyanon is just friends with hundred of micegirls
>Like how somehow everyone daughteru's are friends with at least one Bapho who their parents swear is the same Bapho
>Nyanon becomes an urban legend/myth

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>>13288680
Time for a divorce.

She can take that vacuum and fuck off.

>>13288693
>tells other people to deal with it
>Can't deal with the way a thread is named.
HAHAHAAHAHAAHA, YEAH. OKAY. GOOD JOB.

>>13288679
You could be her friend.

>>13288693

This is the last time I'll tell you to fuck off. You're not community if you keep spouting idiotic bullshit that can be easily avoided out of stubborness.

Either talk monstergirls or go jump off a plane anus-first onto the Eiffel tower.

>>13288706
Apparently I already am >>13288691
And why wouldn't I be?

>>13288702
Come on, it's no different from any other girl using a dildo with her using the vacuum to get off.
I mean, it's still fucking weird, but come on.

>>13288435
>Early monstergirls
They still are it's just that they don't hurt humans, and they already turned every thing else into a submissive bitch.

>>13288714
>Using the vacuum to get off
This is somehow hard to imagine. I mean, I guess you can use the tubes. Or pull a Tomoko

>>13288714
Nah, divorce time.

I'm getting the best lawyer I can find so I don't have to give the cunt one fucking cent.

>>13288611

Either use the fucking drama free list on its own or don't link anything at all.

>>13288714
Except it is because she's masturbating to something other than you, which is haram in a monster girl world. So I agree with the other guy, she can fuck off.

>>13288725
O-Okay...

>Futakuchi-onna girl
>The front mouth is very dishonest. The rear mouth always tells the truth and announces how she feels.
>Easily won over by delicious food

Here's the dealbreaker though.

Would you kiss the rear mouth? Would you kiss it just as passionately as the front? Would you let it do sexy things?

>>13288722
>you can use the tubes
Exactly
>Or pull a Tomoko
So like...Mojyo Kikimoras?

>>13288730
>Would you kiss the rear mouth?
With lips that big, plump, and juicy?
Absolutely not.

>You'll never go to your adopted daughter's parent teacher conference and see how long you can banepost the teacher before your daughter loses it
>The teacher will never recognize what you're doing and get into it, culminating in the two of you quoting the entire plane scene word for word before she yanks you onto the table and fucks you right there in the classroom while your daughter goes "Oh god dad no not again!"

>>13288730
If it was cute. That thing looks like a puss filled, bee-stung monstrosity.

>>13288663
But that's not dicking!

>>13288730
That whole fucking doujin was weird as hell, it got even worse when the guy pulled down his pants and revealed an elephant cock.

>>13288737

>You'll never go to your adopted daughter's parent teacher conference and see how long you can banepost the teacher before your daughter loses it
>The teacher will never recognize what you're doing and get into it, culminating in the two of you quoting the entire plane scene word for word

Fuck me, now I want that to actually happen.

>before she yanks you onto the table and fucks you right there in the classroom while your daughter goes "Oh god dad no not again!"

Well, not literally.

>>13288731
>Unkempt, asocial Kikimoras who can't talk to boys because they spend all day either cleaning the house or browsing for new body pillows

>>13288589
Didn't he do that Rachnee Starbucks pic recently though?

>>13288746
>Not wanting to fuck a girl's mind

>>13288740

If you truly cared for her then you'd think every part of her was cute.

>>13288757
Yao a shit.

>>13288755
No, I really don't.
>>13288757
Yao is worst Kitsune, and worst sadist in that entire series.

>>13288741
That's right, anon! Daughterus aren't for dicking! Now go forth and dick nbr women of every flavor! And remember, don't dick the daughteru!

>>13288751
>It's lunch, and you're alone in the teacher's office, with just her, ready to continue from where you left off
>She kneels before you, and slides your pants down, not even flinching as your cock bops her in the face, already hardening
>She gasps
>"You're a big guy."
>"For you."

>>13288757
I don't truly care for her though. She's not my waifu.

>>13288757

>[ ] Not pat head
>[X] Pat head

>>13288754
Yeah. But if you discount that since it was posted on /a/, he hasn't been around in eons
But if you do add that, then he hasn't been around in, what, a month and a half. So either way, we have to go to Mordor

>>13288757
Shut up Yao.

>>13288766
>>She kneels before you, and slides your pants down, not even flinching as your cock bops her in the face, already hardening
This right here? This is muh fetish.

>>13288770
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>>13288766
>And remember, don't dick the daughteru!

Daga Kotowaru.

>>13288757
Yao is love!

>>13288751
Nah, that would be pretty great. One of the best ways to tease your daughter is by fucking all the adult figures in her life. From her teachers, to her friend's single mothers, to her prospective boyfriend's single mothers.

>>13288769
>a month and a half
I could swear that was 2 weeks ago. I'm losing it, fuck

>>13288757
>You'll never take Yao's long preserved virginity and see her tongue loll out of her mouth and her eyes start rolling back in pleasure
>She'll never ride you hard and fast while caught up in the pleasure.
God DAMN IT.

>>13288766
>Baneposting during sex.
Yes.

>>13288766

>"If I put this in, would you die?"
>"It would be extremely preasurable."

>>13288784
It ain't all bad. Now you know you can kill

>>13288774
Can you hear those sounds, over your daughteru moaning as you pound her with your dick? Can you hear them? That's the sound of your waifu crying

>>13288793

>preasurable

Just pretend she's japanese and that I didn't do a typo.

>>13288784
Last thing I remember was Holseti/Yetaurus and that was February 13

>>13288757
Yao a shit.
MGQ a shit.

>>13288774
>Using the words of Rohan Kishibe to support the shittiest thing a father can do
You disgust me.

>>13288784
Come on anon you gotta get a grip

>>13288783
>prospective boyfriend's single mothers
That implies women that are potentially human.
Sorry dude, that's too extreme, even for me.

>>13288793
>"If I pull out, will you die?"
>"YES! Don't pull out!"
>[Leg Locking Intensifies]

>>13288805

AAAAARRRRRGGHHH

>>13288807
Maybe adopted?

>>13288797
Monsters are a bunch of sluts, she's probably sleeping behind her husband's back anyway.

>>13288808

>Her coworkers walk in
>"Uh... you don't get to bring friends."

>>13288800
>February 13th
Now I know I'm screwed up, I swore that was in December.

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>>13288805
Guys please. I need an MG to take care of my and my fragile mind apparently.

>>13288797
>implying crying girls aren't a fetish of mine
>implying they aren't tears of joy as the family grows closer

>>13288813
Paladin please.

>>13288808
>[Leg Locking Intensifies]
Jesus!

>>13288807
>That implies women that are potentially human
In your headcanon

>>13288803
Your tears are delicious.

>>13288797
>implying waifu isn't joining in
>implying this wasn't originally my waifu's idea

>>13288813
That's what you get for dicking the daughteru, and not your waifu. On the fripside, it's marginally more acceptable if you dick your daughter when there's no one else and it's just you and her against the world. So once your waifu leaves you for a better man I guess it's okay.

Oh no!

P'Orc hordes are massing to attack your village! They want men for breeding and the food provided by your farms! What do you do?!

>>13288815
Cheshire it is then.

>>13288818
He's an orderfag, not a paladin, paladins protect us from shit monsters and are our friends.

Remember: paladins good, order bad.

>>13288826

>[X] BBRRRRRRRRRRT

>>13288826
I capture and fuck an Elf and breed an army of half-elf warriors that I shall use to conquer the lands.

>>13288826
Let them in with open arms.

>>13288826
We send the most virile single male to the dragons as payment for protection, duh

>>13288826
I mean, we have a bunch of men, but they're all married to monster girls.
And the vast majority of the food we have is pork meat.

>>13288831
But I like snakes. And Dark Priests.

>>13288826
>Go to mountain
>Obtain Dragonwaifu
>Use Dragonwaifu to chase off P'Orcs

Maybe I'll post an actual pic of defences later

>>13288816
>>13288824
Yes. I am implying that. And? Go read the recently translated tentacle forest bit. That demonstrates just how important you are to your waifu. she could be ravaged by an entire tentacle forest and not even come close to cumming, but the minute you so much as touch her, she gushes. And you're taking your dick and putting it in another woman, which isn't her. That's how you make yandere waifus who kill their daughters.

You niggers better sweat doppelganger potions, cause you'll need alot.

>>13288825
>Implying monstergirls leave you
Cuck pls

>>13288843
Fine, you can have a medusa.

>>13288826
Get pissed off at the Elves who just stood and watched on their fancy antlered mount while my village got torn apart
Then talk to some wizard about getting it back

How could you deny the fluff?

>>13288853
It's easy when they're evil maneaters.

>>13288853
I love my kumiho.
Not that one though, she's a shit.

>>13288826
Send the men to the southwest, circle around, and attack from behind as the porks are confused at the lack of dicks in the village.

>>13288847
It's not a hugbox if beautiful girls are stuck with negligent fuckheads, though.

>>13288825
>monsters
>cheating
>implying I care about your daughteru dicking approval conditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=debZmWw2Dmo

>>13288826
HOLY FUCK IT'S ONLY BEEN 14 TURNS!

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT SWORDSMEN YET!

GOD DAMMIT!

>>13288849
Now this I can deal with.

>>13288859
GIT GUD

>>13288826
Seek assistance from the Dragons in the mountains. They've overlooked your peaceful village for centuries. Explain to them that the P'Orcs, with their irresponsible ways, will surely ruin the good farmland and bring poverty and chaos to the Dragon's doorstep. The village will also be too poor to give the Dragon's tribute to be added to their hordes.

>>13288853
Because I read that one short story in the SCP article that convinced me that Kumihos are purge-tier

>>13288834
>orderfag
You meddle with terms m8. Those are what everyone called and will paladins. Or at least make it clear how you define them.

>>13288826
Engage in negotiations for trade routes and marriages with the P'Orc leader. Acquire the right to engage in negotiations by getting a group of fighters together and beating the ass of any P'Orc who tries to stop us from negotiations. In exchange for Food and the ability to woo our men, the P'Orcs will give us protection and the ability to woo their women.
We live near at least one Dragon and are also near elven territory, we need all the protection we can get.

>>13288864
I love how the other three snakes look like excited friends that are freaking out for the Medusa.

If I had a Medusa I would pet the shit out of her hair when it wanted attention.

>>13288868
Which one was that?
Also
>SCP
>Eldritch Horror setting
>Influencing your hugbox fantasy land
Calm down brah.

>>13288859
Told you to settle on spot instead of going for fucking around for three turns, bro.

>>13288841
I volunteer myself. Anything for my people.

>>13288857
Monster cheating isn't cool, but it's okay for you to cheat? If you want your waifu to snap and lock you in a dungeon for all eternity, or volunteer the two of you for a life long trip to pandemonium, you just have to ask.

>>13288872
>Anon shows slightly more affecting to her snakes than the Medusa herself
>She begins to get jealous
>her snakes begin to get pretty smug

>>13288846
AHAHAHAHAHA! You're funny anon.

>read the tentacle forest bit

Already did, maybe you should read the "devilish children" section of the world guide, regarding daughter dicking.

You are so fixated on your waifu, that you are not considering all you're giving up. Love is give and take, and I'm cashing my daughteru dicking check, bother whom it bother.

>>13288859
I hope you've at least got a point in the Honor tree.

>>13288826
Invite the leader and a select few into the village to about merging our villages.

>>13288879
But it takes all the fun out of the rape dungeon if I have to ask for it.

>>13288872
>If I had a Medusa I would pet the shit out of her hair when it wanted attention.
Same. All the while she blushes and looks away. And then you grab her hand.

>>13288872
>Which one was that?
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/953-interview-a

and I'd want to know how eating livers translates into hugbox-land

>>13288884
>Honor

>>13288845
Best plan.

>>13288893
Fetish for biting.

>>13288891

The snakes staring at her like

>"This bitch serious?"
>"You ain't fooling no one, sis."

Speaking of Yao, I've been pondering...

Assuming the hypothetical scenario you're about to be raped by your waifu (it's the first time you met), how would she react if just as she's about to engulf your erect penis with her vagina/tailpussy you were to ask for anal instead?

I just wanna see how much of a slut your waifu is, to be honest.

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>>13288893
>Kumiho nibbles on your sides and your neck as a show of affection

>>13288893
KC is taking on the challenge of turning fucking Wendigo into lovable waifu material.

Shit that looks like this and represents the spiritual and physical corruption that comes with cannibalism.

I'm pretty sure he could make liver eating into something tame for his hugbox land.

>>13288908
About time he did some monsters from Ameriland.

>>13288879
Les see, by fucking a monster, you give up your place with humans, you become something else, your mind gets fucked so that you accept their views, your sense of time changes so that you don't mind spending days ding nothing but fucking, so that you become a convenient existence for her. At any time you could be killed by the order. And you are anal pained about me using some of my benefits? Buddy, take a hike, you're like door to door preachers, annoying and unwanted.

I will never turn away daughteru love.

>>13288891
What if her snakes are incredibly lewd?

>>13288904

>I just wanna see how much of a slut your waifu is, to be honest.

I wonder how /hbg/ would react to this same question about their husbandos.

>>13288903
>bottom left one

I've seen some shit.

>>13288906
This leads to me spasming uncontrollably and going into a laughing fit from being ticklish.

I expect her to pin me down and nibble me more to tease me, and then wrap me in a mofu-ball to cuddle fuck me as an apology.

>>13288917
Since a Medusa's headsnakes tend to represent her true feelings, wouldn't that mean that the Medusa they're attached to is incredibly lewd deep down?
Like, she's having her first time and is trying to be really vanilla for her husbando and one of her snake heads just goes
>"Grab his butt. Do it, do it now, it's RIGHT THERE. You couldn't stop staring at it before so GO FOR IT. GRAB HIS BUTT."
Goddamn my sides wouldn't be able to take it.

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>>13288921

>tfw can't afford to be tickles for fear of crushing people's hands between my arms and stomach/my cranium and shoulders out of reflex

>>13288879
It's not cheating if you're keeping it in the family.

>>13288921
>Cute foxgirl pinning her husbando down and nibbling on him.
>Ticklish nibbles all over the body
>Cuddlefucking
>Fluffy love cave
These are all wonderful things.

What Spongebob Quote would best describe your waifu?

>>13288925
モフモフてしてもいい？

>>13288936
Fuck off.

>>13288936
An Alaskan BULL WURM!

>>13288919
>AROUND SNAKES
>SLAM THE BRAKES

Your Monster-Waifu confessed something that's been troubling you today. 1000 years prior, she committed some of the most profoundly awful crimes that the world has ever known. We're talking mortal sins beyond the scope of human comprehension. In some parts of the world she's still regarded as a Goddess of Cruelty.

But 1000 years is a long, long time. People can become completely different in a matter of only a few years and this is roughly equivalent to 15 or so human lifetimes. She insists that she's a completely changed person.

Are you okay with knowing that your waifu once brought down natural disasters and slaughtered by the millions?

>>13288945

>Bull Wurm
>Minotaur + Wurm hybrid

Jesus.

Which one is the Tyrone of the MG world?

I mean that as ones that go "OOGAH BOOGAH WHERE DA LITTLE MEN AT?" and take what they want and leave nothing?

>>13288936
>"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

>>13288950

Why did she do all that shit to begin with?

>>13288950
My waifu is an Apophis.
I'm pretty sure that if I haven't already accepted in some part of me that she probably fucked up somewhere down the line, I probably wouldn't have liked her as much as I do.

>>13288869
Orderfags follow the chief god's drivel and would send us back to the era of slaughter and rebirth. They'll happily kill a man with a monster waifu or even one who escaped, to keep up the lies they teach.

A paladin will help the good, be they man or monster, and smite any shit monster who wants to husk you and turn you into a cumpump. They'll smite monsters who abuse their husbands and help those that love them and seek to do good. They'll defend monsters that are wrongly persecuted, even to their deaths.

Orderfags are inquisitors, while paladins are proper knights.

>>13288950
Of course I would,

>>13288956
It's complicated.

But let's say overall it was because...

>She had yet to really develop a sense of empathy for mortals
>Her power was so great that it made it easy. Essentially, she did it because she could.

From all the mg OCs this thread has, which one did you guys like the most? What wasn't to your tastes? If there would be a new OC mg who would you guys like? quetzlcoatl, charon, etc.

>>13288950
She doesn't seem like the type to do that. Was she evil for a reason, or did she just get off on the suffering of humanboys?

>>13288953
P'Orcs I guess.

Amazons are more conservatives, believing that men should stay at home, cooking, cleaning and caring for daughterus.

P'Orcs are barbarians unless you can dick them hard enough to make them submissive and domesticated.

>>13288936
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”

>>13288953
Amazon.

>>13288953
Amazons stay with their husbands, so P'Orcs

>>13288964
Hathor. I enjoyed when Hathor was made a thing.

>>13288936
>I've never felt such a strange combination of pity, and indigestion.

>>13288963

Well, if I'm alive, I assume she didn't murder any of my predecessors... I hope. If they were all strangers, then I guess I can forgive her.

Besides, she has the power to commit mass genocide "becauses he can" at will, and it wouldn't be wiseful to make a powerful being upset by saying "no", so it's not like I really have a choice in the matter.

>>13288966
>She doesn't seem like the type to do that.

A lot of change can happen in 1000 years.

>>13288883
>You are so fixated on your waifu, that you are not considering all you're giving up

I would give up and sacrifice everything for my waifu.

Besides
>On the one hand, the mother can pleasure her husband together with her daughter, and she can teach her beloved daughter the goodness of her beloved husband. The whole family can become one, and experience bliss while having threesomes, or, on the other hand, the mother can treat even her own daughter as a rival and struggle over her husband in the same way as struggling with another monster over a man, vying for the husband by having sex.

Is the only section that mentions mothers, and how they would react and I so guess it depends on your waifu. There's also a section which mentions race being a factor, so if you're going in with some mice, expect group orgies, that sort of thing. I mean I personally would think my waifu were a massive slut for thinking its okay to share me, but whatever. Each to their own.

Besides it kind of assumes that the guy is just submissive. IF my daughter starts to get uppity, I'm hog tying her and throwing her into the tentacle forest out back. That'll help cool her down.

>>13288826
>"Oink Oink motherfucker."

>>13288937
In English?

>>13288979
>and it wouldn't be wiseful to make a powerful being upset by saying "no", so it's not like I really have a choice in the matter.

>Implying it wouldn't upset her to know that you're only staying with her out of fear now
>Implying it wouldn't make her incredibly depressed and self-loathing.

>>13288979

>Wiseful

I'm fucking off to bed.

>>13288953
Don't forget about ogres

>>13288987
Do you want to be mofu-mofu'd

>>13288987

A CHING CHONG PING LING

>>13288936
>"You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny"

>>13288950
>Are you okay with knowing that your waifu once brought down natural disasters and slaughtered by the millions?

Not really, but waifus are forever so I have to deal with it. I also have to deal with every vengeful descendant of the humans and every ancient, angry god/demon/spirit/whatever that might still be angry at what she did.

TIME FOR A TRAINING ARC!

>>13288979

What if it turns out that during her tirades she murdered someone who's still considered important.

Like, a national hero and martyr. They got statues of him in the capital. His life story has been made into a movie. You dressed up as him for Halloween. He historically got killed in one of the most brutal ways imaginable for opposing her.

>>13288991
No one forgets Ogres, especially waking up sore the morning after.

>>13289007

Well, what the fuck. What am I supposed to do?

>>13288982
>I would give up and sacrifice everything for my waifu.
>I'm so fucking lonely

Sorry, I'm not desperate.

>Is the only section that mentions mothers,

Wrong.

>Besides it kind of assumes that the guy is just submissive.

That's your take, and you seem to be operating under the assumption you can make her get over you. If she chooses you, better get ready for lifelong shenanigans if you deny her the D.

>>13288936
>" Wait, if that was you on the phone, and you on the bus... Then who was flickering the lights?"

>>13288996
Not by a kumiho, I don't care, I'm not a fluffyfag.

>>13289004
>After some long sealed away sleep, your waifu was awakened
>But so was the "Paladin" who was tasked with slaying her, but eventually fell into darkness due to his obsession with ending her life in a bloody mess
>And [YOU] have to fight him to protect your waifu's smile
>And her life

>>13289019

Well, you can either believe that she's a changed person who has repented or you can view her actions as completely unforgivable no matter how much time passes or how much she seems to change.

Your choice.

>>13289007
I listen to her side of the story and see if I can understand her decision to kill him.
If not?
No big deal, besides it's not like she would kill me, I mean who would provide her with her favorite blood and compliment her choice of style if she did?

>>13288961
Alrighty. Still, my point being that most people drop paladins into HFY/Inquisition legion so you better be prepared to have your statements being misunderstood here.

>>13289033
It'd be worth it.

>>13288980
But still, it would be shocking to find out the love of your life used to kill and rape hundreds. But I would trust her and love her the best I could.

Unless she was lying

>>13289035

Sure, I'll give her a chance. I haven't seen she do anything horrible yet.

I just hope Monstergirls take things like "trust" more seriously than humans do.

>>13288950
Eh, I suppose it's to be expected, she is a Goddess involved with Death, after all...

>>13288826
>>13288845
Okay, it's actually pretty difficult to draft any form of defensive set-up in any form of detail considering I lack a lot of information. No map scale, no estimated distances, no estimated travel time, not enough detail on local features, no idea on the set-up of the village pre-existing defences, no idea on the size enemy forces.

But I tried my best to give you an idea of my plan, even if it is lazily done in MSPaint. Since I couldn't go into much detail, I'll just point out that the Triple Concertina wire is actually two rows of it, and the space in-between is fill with AP-Mines.

>>13289047
>Spoiler
If she was, you'd either know it too late, or you'd proceed to partake in a montage to gear up and fight her before she plans her next scheme to take lives for her own amusement.

Either way, it's 50/50.

>>13288964
I like Charon.

Set is also cool.

>>13289058
>AP Mines
>In a medieval setting
Really anon?
Unless this isn't a medieval setting, in which case I withdraw my complaint.

>>13288950
That only makes me more attracted to her.

>>13288964
>If there were a new OC mg
Yamata-no-Orochi.
Ananta.
Ouroboros.

All the lamia girls.

>>13288950
I become impressed to learn that my Vampire wife was known as a dangerous bloodthirsty killer a thousand years ago.
Then I go back to nibbling her ear and calling her fangs cute because it makes her flustered.

>>13289063
It was never stated what sort of setting we're talking about, so I defaulted to what I know. I would've liked to go into even more detail, but not enough was provided and I hate using Paint.

>>13288964
The description someone made for a Succubus Blackguard. No drawings but the concept itself is pretty neat.

>>13288950
>Being a moralfag
Did she kill me? No? Did she kill my parents or grand parents? No? Why should I care?

>>13289022
>loyalty and devotion means I'm lonely and desperate
Please don't make shit up if you want to be taken seriously. I mean, do you feel better now? Now that you, an anonymous asshole in a sea of anonymous assholes, have insinuated that you're some how better than me, another anonymous asshole in the same sea? Do you feel like a bigger man? Did you need that validation? Cause I'm fine with letting you have it, if it means that much to you/

>Wrong
Point me to another section that mentions mothers and how they react. You don't just get to go "Wrong," and back your bullshit up with nothing at all. Links, you unreasonable nigger. Give them to me.

>That's your take
No, it really comes off that way. Read it. It's all about how the mother would react, or what the daughter wants, no where does it indicate the father has any say over this.
>Better get ready
She's in for a whole lot of dick thirst if she thinks she can get away with being a spoiled cunt to her father of all people. That or she gets a part time job, and buys her own doppelganger potions.

>>13288964
Hathor.

>>13288964
If we're talking OC I want an elder vampire goddess that governs on a council of other undead goddesses to rule over all the undead realms.

>Come home after a long day of work, just want to relax
>Greeted at the door by my vampire wife with a kiss, followed by a grope of my ass when I walk past her
>Decide to just lie down on the couch for a while to unwind
>Wife walks into the kitchen, saying that she'll start making something for us to eat
>Acknowledge her before passing out from exhaustion
>Wake up an unknown amount of time later in my bed
>It's hard to remember that your wife could dead-lift a semi-truck, but the fact that she got you up here reminds you of just how strong she is
>It smells like dinner is done, but it's not worth getting up and going downstairs for
>The wife starts calling me, confirming my suspicion that food was indeed ready
>Tell her I don't feel like it, I'm too damn tired to do anything more than lie here
>She huffs something to herself downstairs and I hear her cleaning up
>I know it's rude, but I really am completely exhausted
>I close my eyes and try to get some sleep
>Later that night something wakes me up
>Call it a primal instinct, but something made me think that I was in danger
>I slowly opened my eyes, and right above me looking right into my very fucking soul were two deep red glowing eyes
>I guess my wife was rather irritated I didn't eat dinner after all
>She presses herself down on top of me and puts her face inches away from mine
>I try and ask her what she's doing, but all she does is put a finger to my lips and shush me
>Then she replaces her finger with her mouth, lightly kissing me and running her tongue over my lips while cupping my face with her hands
>This continues for a few minutes until finally she pulls back after giving me one last kiss before returning to staring at my face
>Suddenly she gets the widest grin I’ve ever seen, completely showing off her fangs
>She runs her tongue across the front of her teeth while staring at me, hungrily

>>13289078
Which was it?

>>13289047

>would be shocking

That's the whole point. So, you're being asked to try and come to grips with two difficult concepts.

1.) Is there such a thing as an action so horrible that it can't be forgiven?
2.) If I can change as a person this much in a few years, how much would I change in 1000?

>>13289081

>Being a moralfag
>Implying forgiving her unconditionally couldn't be considered the most moral action in this situation

Hell, what if she did somehow kill someone you knew back before she learned to empathize with mortals?

>>13289091
God that doujin was shit.

>>13289096

Fuck you, that doujin was awesome.

Even the furry parts.

>>13288964
I want either a clown/jester girl for the comedy stories it would generate, or more wonderland versions of monsters.

>>13289090
>Dark Paladin Succubus - A knightly Succubus and member of a very devout religious order. She's something of a contradictory figure. Her order values discipline, self-control, and autonomy. Thusly, she views rape as immoral and that the ability to resist temptation is admirable. Unlike most Paladins who would attempt to remove temptation from their minds, she embraces it because she sees as actively resisting while being immersed in temptation requires more resolve. So despite being pure in action, she's incredibly corrupt to the point where her own sexual thoughts have taken a huge visible toll on her body. Purple skin, black sclera, long tongue, ink-like blood, etc. Her figure is also curvy to the point of ridiculousness. Her mind is constantly awash in lewd thoughts of having sex with men, she exudes a powerful sexual aura that makes the air hotter, and her primary hobby is reading erotic literature. She makes it her mission to protect the sanctity of men and travels about protecting them against aggressive monsters. Wears heavy armor. Uses many weapons. Knows low-level support magic. Will happily accompany you, but sees you more as someone helpless to protect than a true companion. Her personality is somewhat haughty and proud, but she's still friendly and overall pleasant to be around. Will never rape you, but she hasn't technically taken a vow of celibacy. If you consent to her or try to sexually tempt her, there's no way of knowing for sure if her resolve can entirely hold out. This is not advisable. If she were to go all out and release every single year of sexual repression onto you then absolute mindbreak and sexual dependence is a very real possibility.

>>13289003
Man. There is a lot of good tanuki art, but the mge picture is just MENACING..

>>13289103

Oh. Hey. I wrote that.

I think there was also a conjoined twin Lamia fighter and a Cyclops physician or something.

>>13289091
>implying it's forgiveness if you never cared.

And clarify, please, some one I "Knew", or some one I cared about? Because if it was some one I cared about, I'd be very interested as to how we got together, if I'd already known this info, but if she kept it hidden from me, got to know me that way, I'd still love her I'd feel pretty betrayed, and I'd never forgive her. It would also be a serious blow to my trust in her, and I'd probably become slightly more possessive. Friends are srs bsns

>>13289081
>Please don't make shit up if you want to be taken seriously. I mean, do you feel better now? Now that you, an anonymous asshole in a sea of anonymous assholes, have insinuated that you're some how better than me, another anonymous asshole in the same sea? Do you feel like a bigger man? Did you need that validation? Cause I'm fine with letting you have it, if it means that much to you/

...
I'm not the one typing like a lovesick 15 yro girl who just watched titanic.

>Point me to another section that mentions mothers and how they react

It's not about the husbands dicking the daughter, but men, and how they're re okay with that, even if the daughteru is very young, you must have read it in the section I sent you to. You still want me to point it out?

>No, it really comes off that way.
To YOU,

>It's all about how the mother would react, or what the daughter wants, no where does it indicate the father has any say over this.

That much is true, yet here you are being all badass and claiming "my daughteru ain't getting my dick!" so it feels like you're on two fronts.

>She's in for a whole lot of dick thirst if she thinks she can get away with being a spoiled cunt to her father of all people

What if she asked you nicely?

>That or she gets a part time job, and buys her own doppelganger potions.

So you're okay with an exact replica of you fucking your daughteru, but not you? Seems like pointless hair splitting.

>>13289105
MGEnuki are actually fairly menacing creatures. It's like that for a reason.

>>13289114

Let's say it was your grandfather. You only knew him when you were very young but you still cared a lot about him.

She killed him before she ever met you when he was unlucky enough to be in a city that made her upset. She conjured up a massive sinkhole and he was caught in it. Lived on for a few hours while trapped in rubble and then died.

>>13289105
>>13289118
Sad. I like raccoons and tanukis (I blame super mario three for that), but the reputation they've developed has kinda killed my interest.

>>13289003
You fucker!

>>13289112
Yes. 10/10 group, would go on a D&D adventure with.

Reminder to never take a penny from a tanuki's 'take a penny, leave a penny' tray if you're not going to use it to pay.
It'll be one of her daughters that'll transform back during the night to tie you up and teach you how to be a cut-throat business shark to make you her husband.

>>13289126
You could pull that excuse that the "writer" is biased and head canon them to being nicer, but that is a weak argument.

>>13288936
>want to play
>hardly remember any spongebob quotes

Profound sadness.

>>13289089
Tiredness, gone.
Replaced with muh dick.

>>13289138
I can't think of any that would fit for a dormouse either. I think there are some cheese quotes but I can't recall them.

>>13289138
http://www.spongebobquotes.org

Here. Your memories will come flooding back.

Do not underestimate Spongebob quotes.

>>13289135
>that is a weak argument.
It's actually not. KC set up the scholar and Sluts McBlackmatter to both be unreliable so you CAN easily headcanon out the unpleasant bits. Believe who you want or wiggle your own truth in between.

>>13289133
What if I leave a penny without taking one?

>>13289142

>Dormouse

>"There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

>The shoe is your dick

>>13289133
This is why you always lick one of those pennies, if it moans then its not a real penny.

>>13289154
Thanks anon!

I want to write lewd greentext:

Show me a waifu and her english profile and I'll try to find one I like to write something about.

Extra info is apprecibated.

>Buncha Kakuen started moving in
>Can't find a single goddamn banana in the whole city
>They make noise at all hours of the night
>Can't walk too steps without one of the cheeky lil' fuckers mooning you or just spanking her ass at you mockingly

>>13289003
Man her profile has to be the least sexy. If he hates the jewnuki why feature her?

>>13289116
>More insults
Nice argument. You're really convincing me that you have a good point here.
>...

>Avoiding the topic
>Still no links
Try to keep this relevant. No one said anything about how men feel about dicking the daughteru, this point was in relation to how your waifu would react, besides we all know KC is a pedo, so of course he's going to make sweeping generalizations like
>all men are lolicons and want to fuck their daughters that just don't know it, and will be helpless to resist when faced with delicious child cunt
If you had half a brain you'd see which to take with a grain of salt.

>That much is true
Stop generalizing. No where does it state that as a rule men have no say over this. I just pointed out that the tone of this entry implied the man was submissive, when even in-world, not all men are bitches, and some won't put up with this shit. Has nothing to do with being "badass"

>What if she asked you nicely
I'd refuse her politely, and explain why.

>So you're okay with an exact replica of you fucking your daughteru, but not you?
It's not me, so why do I care. I'd feel bad that she's so satisfied by a cheap imitation, and would hope she grows out of her phase soon, but whatever.

>>13289123
I guess I'd shrug and say "that sucks." I men, fuck, the guy has been dead for years, and it's not like she specifically targeted him out of hatred or anything. And come to think about it, she was less a person back then, and more a force of nature. Say your father died in a tornado. Would you hate your sylph GF?


>>13289166
Do something original, with lots of lore already. Like shadow people.

>>13289174
>Say your father died in a tornado. Would you hate your sylph GF?

Did she conjure up the tornado that killed him for an extremely petty and malicious reason?

>>13289166
Please.

>>13289166
Know who never gets love? Troll. I want to cook with her using home/country grown vegetables.

>>13289166
Anubutts?

I am not RecapAnon, nor am I thegreens, I just happen to be awake and have nothing better to do.

Nyanon updates with another mousey threesome
Anons discuss delicious brown
A yandere mermaid surfaces
/mgt/ provides writefag tips
An onryo gets some lovin'
Anon realizes Ghoul still needs art
Bloodborne and yanderes
Spider and the Fly gets toyed with as a real-world possibility
If you think MGC is corrupt, look at City 69
Harblador updates Lich Gets Pregnant
Anon and waifu become MC and villain of a Disney movie
Immortally teasing the CC dragon daughteru
/mgt/ picks out a holstaur waifu
Anon's waifu eats a lolification cookie, with mixed results
Zipangunese restaurants are serious business
Quicksilver posts "Doll Scene - 1"
Succubus Nuns attempt to provide guidance
/hbg/ shares some HBE profiles with /mgt/
Anon camwhores on twitch for desperate MGs
Jinko waifu and daughteru hunt the neighbors
SuccuNee teaches anon how to swim
Roomba-chan wants to make master happy
Dearest Emily receives news from her husbando, it doesn't look so good
Tanuki haggles for art and sake
PRW shares Shai's short side story
Alp adds Rhea and Willis 2
GATE gets some attention
Shortstack Goddess or Elf butt?
Kraken gets some art
Charon pokes some demonic tail
Dragon-loli demands praise in exchange for an anon. It doesn't work out
Father and Son admire monster titties
MGE gets some new translations
Delinquent Jinko wants you to stop right meow
Mistress Amanda the Quetzalcoatl steps onto the scene
Bonnet-tippers take over and establish MGC Sweden. The resulting riot left no survivors
/mgt/ debates when it is and isn't a good time to help your MG sister
More information about the Tentacle Forest comes to light. Shit's hardcore
Anon has a fairy Waifu, /mgt/ is pleasantly surprised
MGs, in my Mortal Kombat? Why not

And now it's time to get some sleep

>>13289180
No, she just did it because she could. didn't even realize he was there, didn't even care if he was.

>>13288936
Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!

>>13289173

Where's the monkey porn?

I want to get a Living Doll pregnant.

>>13289210
>>>/Bangbros/

>>13289213
I want to say 'wat', but that'd be an interesting scenario.

>>13289213
Living Doll Momdom?

>>13289220
>I want to say 'wat'
I see you're not familiar with the Shinki threads on /a/. Dolls are made for impregnation.

>>13289166

>>13289210

>>13289223
Indeed I am not. And all waifus are made for impregnation. Especially alps.

>>13289089
>She began lightly tracing her fingers along my neck, just barely touching the skin
>It feels like she’s just going in random patterns, but I know her better than that
>She’s telling me she knows where every single vein in my neck is, and she already found the juiciest ones
>She leans down and starts licking my neck, following the same traces and curves of her fingers
>She stops occasionally and starts sucking on my skin, making sure to keep eye contact while doing so
>Finally she stops, pulling off my neck with an audible pop as the seal from her lips is broken
>She leans down to kiss me again, and this time pushes her tongue inside my mouth, running it around and wrestling my tongue
>When she pulls back though, she sinks her fangs into my bottom lip, just lightly enough to go beneath the flesh, and moans as the first taste of my blood touches her lips
>Suddenly she latches her mouth around my lip, pulling my face against hers, sucking with an inhuman desire
>Her burning red eyes go half lidded as she moans in ecstasy, entirely lost in the pleasure of tasting my life blood
>Soon enough though the blood flow stops, the wound having clotted, and my wife lets go of my lip before once again looking at me with those same hungry eyes
>Her eyes slowly drift from my face down to my neck, slowly tracing the same lines make by her fingers and tongue earlier
>She wants more, and she knows where to get it
>She leans down once more, and I can feel her hot breath beating against my skin
>She opens her mouth and poises her fangs above my flesh, waiting for the right moment to strike down and pierce into the rich vein of ruby she so desires
>She bites

>>13289174
>insult
More like an observation
>I'd give up everything for my waifu
Desperate, seeing as se doesn't exist.

>>Avoiding the topic
>Still no links

You fucking faggot, ,I asked you if you wanted me to point out what I was talking about. THAT was an insult. And I even told you I wasn't talking about a passage on how mothers feel about their husbands dicking their daughterus, but how they feel about random guys doing it. The section is called "the proper form of children" by the way.

>all men are lolicons and want to fuck their daughters that just don't know it, and will be helpless to resist when faced with delicious child cunt

Except nowhere does the guide even allude to something like that, hell sabatth has to indoctrinate its members. and sure, men who like monsters with childish forms are mentioned, but again, nowhere is there present a generalization like you posted.


>Stop generalizing. No where does it state that as a rule men have no say over this

Uh, I agreed with you on that, maybe dial back the mad, so you know what the fuck you're supposed to contest.

>>13289189
>Dearest Emily receives news from her husbando, it doesn't look so good
This should be continued, we need more suffering like this.

>>13289189
Nicely done. Good night.

>>13289189
Nice job.

>>13289189
Good summary man

spidercows are olev

can't find this manga of a guy finding this long tongued woman in a hotel bathroom. She had her hair covering one side of her face, and she licks him all over. Later on, she appears in his house and they live together.

She had big breasts maybe.

>>13289222
Isn't momdom when a motherly figure doms you? Your waifu domming you after having a baby is way different.

>>13288964
Set.

>>13289260
I know that. See, if you'd played Bloodborne, and knew the context of that picture, you'd get it.

>>13289256
Those ears beg to be played with. But is it worth it?

>>13289256
THISIS MY FLEMMNWERFER!
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!
WITHOUT ME, IT IS USELESS!
WITHOUT IT, I AM USELESS!

>>13289272
You'd be pretty useless regardless.

>>13289271
>Aural sex with an Ushi
I like your gumption, son.

>>13289256
I want to perform an elaborate mating dance for one.

>>13289275
You mad the only way you can get a man is rape spidercow?

>>13289234
Reminder that Britain, Poland, and America are responsible for WWII.

https://youtu.be/HBLgZAv_Iqo

>>13289278
What would an Ushi-Oni mating dance even look like?

>>13289284
Isn't that like 80% of all monsters anyway?

>>13289276
Fuck off bob.

>>13289256
I want to let her smother my cock with the place her crotch would be as I finger her spinnerets

>>13289286
>What would an Ushi-Oni mating dance even look like?
It looks like this
>unzips dick

>>13289286
No, some scary monsters can actually seduce, unlike you, you ugly sack of crap.

>>13289293
I'm pretty sure an Ushi-Oni could seduce me.

>>13289290
We are of twin souls, you and I. Though reaching back there might be a bit hard.

>>13289297
That's because you're mentally disabled.

>>13289286
>What would an Ushi-Oni mating dance even look like?

>>13288936
>“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”

Would you her fluffy pillows of excitement?

>>13289297
Does she take ballroom dancing lessons in order to woo you?

>>13288936
I can't really decide what to waifu so I'm just going to pick a few quotes and find a monster for them.

>Troll
We better do what (s)he says... (s)he knows how to grow food.

>Weresheep
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”

>Lich
Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles?
Squidward: being dead or anything else

>Akaname
"Soap! Soap! What is soap?

>Stoner Mermaid
Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% Weed

>Charybdis
There once was an ugly barnacle, (s)he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>Yuki-Onna/Glacies
My ice cream! It's alive! AHHHHH!
Alternatively: ”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”

>Slug (or any bottom tier mg really)
“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”

I really want to take a wurm to Goofy Goobers now, and just sing the song and eat ice cream all day.

>>13289303
Now now, it isn't nice to insult people because their tastes are different from yours.

>>13289304
>These are my tits, this is my cunt, now drop your pants, let's have some fun

>>13289306
Of course. She'd even learn the fancy hard steps, though she stumbles over herself because she has so many legs.


>>13289304
That... is a pretty appealing mating dance, actually.

>>13289310
Where do you think you are?

>yfw you're one of the 'boring' HBs in the HBE
I don't WANT to be the were-rabbit of /hbg/

>>13289233
You're starting to sound a little angry here, anon. You're repeating yourself, too.
>Desperate
You already used that one. Try needy, perhaps? Though It would be better if you just stopped entirely. Are all these personal attacks really necessary? Do they prove a point or something?

>And I even told you I wasn't talking about a passage on how mothers feel about their husbands dicking their daughterus, but how they feel about random guys doing it.
And it had nothing to do with what I said. Hence why I asked you to try and keep it relevant.

>Except nowhere does the guide even allude to something like that
>Those who have had sex with them, even just a little, are physically indoctrinated in the "depravity and charm of immature little girls", their bodies and hearts are remade so that they can only lust for immature little girls like them.
From the baphomet entry.

>dial back the mad
no where does it indicate the father has any say over this.
>That much is true, yet here you are being all badass and claiming "my daughteru ain't getting my dick!" so it feels like you're on two fronts.

This made it seem like all men were bitches, and the ability to say "no" made me some kind of "badass". If that's not what you meant by that, my bad, you might want to put a bit more thought in how to put forth your point, an a bit less thought into how to insult me next.

>>13289285
All that really tells me is that Britain and France are to blame for forcing the Treaty of Versailles down Germany's throat after WW1.

But this is getting too /pol/ for me already, let me get back to writing vampire neck biting smut

>>13289317
>Wererabbits
>boring
They look fluffy and fun as fuck
Try Pot Devil or Lesser Succubus if you want boring.

So, I just learned there's a Swedish Village in Japan. An entire village of Japs who try and emulate a traditional Swedish village.

After all the talk of Sweden being utter shit last thread, this thought is kind of horrifying.

>>13288936
>"Let's look at the Embryo."

>"Twins."

>>13289317
>you're probably one of the 'weird' humanboys that appeals to one very specific fetish and that gets nothing but insults from 80% of /hbg/
It's a pretty bad feel.

>>13289321
Holy shit I forgot lesser succubus existed.

>>13289322
It's probably the romanticized sweden with those cute dresses.

>>13289317
It's better than being more despised than Cat Sith

>>13289322
Well you see anon, le ebin Sweden maymays are one thing, while reality is another.

>>13289302
Every time you slide a finger inside her web hole, you can feel it squeeze out webbing that sticks to your fingers. Eventually, all her fur is sticky with her webbing
She starts gyrating it against your cock, pulling out and in slowly as what looks like a stick of cotton candy forms around it
And she took her sweet time to lick it all off, before nuzzling her chest into your face

>>13289319
>>Except nowhere does the guide even allude to something like that
>>Those who have had sex with them, even just a little, are physically indoctrinated in the "depravity and charm of immature little girls", their bodies and hearts are remade so that they can only lust for immature little girls like them.
>From the baphomet entry.

Actually never mind I realized this point is irrelevant. It still requires "indoctrination" Though I swear it used to be worded so much more aggressively.

>>13289173
>You will never have an athletic Kakuen girl as your track club mate
>Or as the tomboyish classmate who sits next to you in class
>Whispering the answer to you for questions asked by the teacher when you're in a bind

>>13289327
>It's probably the romanticized sweden with those cute dresses.
Well, yes, it was. Even a photo of all the village girls lined up in said dresses.

>>13289329
Swede detected.

How does it feel knowing you live in the laughing stock country of the world, filled with "Let's change Bird Names because they're racist!" "Let's make criticizing Immigration illegal!" and the ever-classic "You know the way we Snow Plow is pretty sexist, let's change that!"

>>13289335
As long as it's just Japans romantization of what they think Europe is, everything should be fine. Don't Japs have an illness for when they go to Europe and they find out it's actually shit instead of amazing?

>>13289338
>Don't Japs have an illness for when they go to Europe and they find out it's actually shit instead of amazing?
France in-particular, but yes, it likely applies to other countries.

>>13289338
>Swede detected
But I'm not a Swede. I'd still prefer living in Sweden to living in America though.

>>13289338
That happens?

Weird, when I go see the Salmon run I see tons of Japanese and Chinese tourists there having blast.

Then again, Canada isn't exactly Europe.

>>13288950

>No aged Kitsune waifu who mellowed out as she got older

Ara~ I remember when I would've waged a ten-year-war for something disrespecting me so openly.

Ah, don't worry, dear. I'm just a married old woman now. I'll give hubby an extra lil' pinch tonight and I'll forget all about it.

>>13289319
>You're starting to sound a little angry here
>no u

Please, try harder.

>And it had nothing to do with what I said. Hence why I asked you to try and keep it relevant.

You said there was no other passage about how mothers feel about x, I was proving you wrong.

>From the baphomet entry.

I don't see how this contradicts what I said.

>>13289260
>Your waifu domming you after having a baby is way different.
Babymommadom

>>13289345
Yeah, Japanese people are fuck ecstatic when to they go to Hawaii and other places in the U.S., so it might just be a thing with European countries.

Or it could just be because it's fucking Hawaii, though most people enjoy experiencing the U.S. mainland also.

>>13288950
I mean.
She's a kumiho.

This is kind of expected.

>>13289345
>My whole post

Holy fuck I need sleep.

>>13289352
Mmhmm, dass rite Maury, he da babby daddy!

>>13289345
Canada's great man. As is New Zealand.

Europe, on the other hand, sucks.

>>13289338
>You know the way we Snow Plow is pretty sexist, let's change that!"
What are you talking about?

>>13289345
It's kind of the opposite with canada, most of the time. They either expect america lite or frozen tundra land, and get a mellow country with nice nature in parts of it.

>>13289361
Literally that. They decided that women use light traffic lanes more so they should be plowed first.

>>13289304
MG edit when

>>13289360
Too bad our fucking government is garbage.

Harper should be fucking shot at this point, mother fucker is doing nothing good.

>>13289359
>killer succubus

No thank you.

>>13289361

There was a big uproar in Sweden about 'feminist snow plowing'. Some people thought plowing the main roads first instead of the roads around things like schools was sexist. So they propositioned for the lesser roads to be plowed before the larger ones that always have more traffic.

>>13289360
>Europe sucks
But how? I don't know what it's like outside of Europe so I can't tell.

>>13289365
>>13289369
So trying to do your job well is sexist?

>>13289342
Enjoy living in the Rape capital of the world. Hope you're a Muslim, and male, and don't plan on marrying a woman, or having a daughter, or daring to offend an immigrant, or not checking your privilege.

>>13289361
http://www.citylab.com/commute/2014/01/stockholm-proposal-make-snow-plowing-priorities-better-women/7977/

At this point I honestly would welcome being ruled over by Monster Girls. Because Human Girls sure as hell can't run a country.

Thank God I live in the American south.

>Oni immigrant moonshiners

>>13289366
>ushi-oni dancing for eternity
take responsibility for what you have done to muh dik

>>13289359
"She don't know dat, Mahry, she was sleepin' wit hundreds a other men whiles we was togetha!"
"We're talking about a three month period, she would've had to have a different man every night for that to happ-"
"She was wit at least three every goddamn night!"
[Boo sign lights up, audience hams it up]

>>13289373
What part of "I'm not a Swede" don't you understand?

>>13289367
At least you didn't have Margeret Thatcher as a leader. The same leader who pretty much ignored a pedophile ring and generally fucked over the entire country's people for her upper crust.

The iron bitch deserves to rust and rot

>>13289373
>Enjoy living in the Rape capital of the world.
Wait, they beat out Africa? Like, ALL of it? Hot damn.

>>13288950
If it doesn't eat livers, it can't marry me. I want my foxes to be of the "pond of wine and forest of flesh" type.

Boy, I'm still pissed at how shit Caster was in Fate/Extra. I had hopes, Type-Moon, and you dashed them down to the ground.

>>13289381
Sweden has a massive Somali population, so they essentially are Africa now.

>>13289377
Aren't you mad all these fuckers are ruining your country?

>>13289380
I recall her son getting involved in a coup in Africa too. And screwing it up.
>>13289383
THE MEMES, JACK!

>>13289374

>Onis start learning about American Prohibition and anti-alcohol laws
>Begin viewing Prohibition-era bootleggers and illegal hillbilly moonshiners as romantic heroes
>A new subculture is formed
>24/7 Boot Legger General
>Conventions are hold. Hundreds of Oni cosplay as 1920s gangsters and Appalachian hillbillies
>"Lucky Luciano is so moe."
>"I-I WANNA MARRY POPCORN SUTTON!"

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13289374
South is pretty shit too.

Bits and pieces are alright, but fuck like 90% of it.

>>13289386
But MY country is doing fine, we're racist hicks.
>>13289388
Now that'd be fine, just fine.

>>13289374
Mah nigga, it's nice there's no liberal degeneracy shit down here. And nice hospital atmosphere and sweet tea.

>You will never hang out at the shooting range with a Southern Kraken Christmas Cake, who acts like a Southern Belle but is surprisingly the best shot at the range

Southern Belle Monster Girls need to be more of a thing

>>13289381
I don't believe there are solid rape statistics of any African country, but of the UN, Sweden has the highest Rape statistic by a landslide. Double the second-place, and triple the US's.

>>13289390
If you don't like 'murrica you can git out!

>>13289381
Sweden has the most feminist definition of rape and counts every kind of sexual offence under the same title.

>>13289399
I fucking plan to.

How the fuck could anyone live in a shithole like Texas? Fucking place is so goddamn flat and boring looking.

>>13289382
How much DO you like kumiho?
Because I prefer them to vanilla kitsune, that's for sure.

>>13289405
Because FREEDOM only exists there.

Milk?

>>13289405
>BUT MUH ALAMO
>MUH REPUBLIC
>MUH FREEDOMS

>>13289350
>no u
I can't help it if you preempted me by calling me mad first, now can I? I just called it as I saw it.

>You said there was no other passage about how mothers feel about x, I was proving you wrong
No, not "x". Their husbands fucking their daughters, in particular. It was always specific, and you just threw in some irrelevant random shit.

And the mere fact that it's from the baphomet's entry isn't what invalidated it, the content did.
>Men will awaken to the attraction to the body of a little girl
this is a better example of the generalization on Kc's behalf I meant. It implies that pedophilic tendencies lay sleeping, and men just happen to awake up to it thanks to grorious Sabbat.

The entries are just as valid as the guides if we're talking canon here. But the reply chain has been pretty twisted, so lets take it back.

>>read the tentacle forest bit
>>Already did, maybe you should read the "devilish children" section
That section only states that some mothers are okay with sharing their mate, whilst others are not. Nowhere does it deny how important you are to them, and it's only logical to conclude that any moment in a woman other than your waifu is a wasted moment. They're monogamous by nature, barring perversions like female harems and daughter dicking, and the mere fact that some of them are okay with it doesn't mean that a husband's dick isn't better put to use on his wife, rather than his daughter.

>>13289408
Southern freedom is fucking boring then, I'd rather take northern American freedom and have nice hikes in the hills than live in a shithole like 80-95% of the south.

>>13289392
>But MY country is doing fine, we're racist hicks.
Ausfag?

>>13289166

Reminder that Snakes are better than Dragons

>>13289405

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TEXAS

>>13289417
No. A European country.

>>13289367
Eh, the popularity of the PCs is dropping by the day. He'll be out soon enough...

>>13289414
Wisconsin reporting, be prepared to only have three seasons if you move up here.
Winter, Not Really Winter, and Kind of Summer

>>13289388
>A bunch of onis sitting in the woods reading nudie mags while waiting for their bathtub moonshine to finish.

I kinda like this image.

>>13289421
Eat shit.

Your state is flat and fucking boring horseshit.

>>13289405
Flat is justice you fucking nigger.

>>13289405
You should move to somewhere nice, like southern Oregon

>>13289414

>Hikes in the hills

Try Appalachia. Appalachia is nothing but mountains and hills.

>>13289409
Always.

>>13289422
Norway?

>>13289428
Breasts are full of hopes and dreams. so conversely, a flat chest can only be the spawn of despair and nightmares.

>>13289422
France?
Germany?
>>13289431
>Appalachia
Do you fucking want him to be killed by the mountain folk Anon?
The hillbillies that live out there are fucking insane man.

>>13289405
>talking shit about Texas

You best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!

>>13289433
>Norway
I wish.

I both love and loathe living in California. On one hand I get Silicon Valley, on the other hand valley girls and L.A.

>Imagining your mg's having valley girl accents

>>13289409
Mjölk

>>13289405
>>13289414
>>13289427
>Texas
>One of the best states in America
>Strong growing economy
>Plenty of Muh Freedom
>Loads of rich history and culture
>"Flat and Boring"
You honestly sound like a spoiled liberal arts kid. The fuck do you want a state to do? Build roller-coasters with free admission while giving you a blow job?

Besides, 90% of this thread would probably just stay in their rooms and browse the internet or play vidya if given the chance.

>>13289428
Not when it's concerning the fucking landscape you whore.

>>13289430
I already live in a good place though anon, with the only major bad thing being the housing prices being shit.

It's basically like Seattle, hills and hiking trails everywhere and it only takes about 15 minutes to get to the country.

>>13289434
>The hillbillies that live out there are fucking insane man.

Hey, I'm one of them hillbillies.

...I'm only a little insane. Not murder insane, but insane enough to post here.

>>13289432
Would you like some cookies with that? If you buy ten you get ta pat my head! Twenty and big sis lets you touch her tail.