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Smelly NEET pussy

>> No.13286157 [DELETED] 

I don't understand how girls are comfortable in that position. I alway wanted to do it myself cause I'm a faggot, but I get up after about 5 minutes because my arms get tired of holding myself up, and I'm not fat btw.

>> No.13286169

I don't understand how girls are comfortable in that position. I always wanted to do it myself cause I'm a faggot, but I get up after about 5 minutes because my arms get tired of holding myself up, and I'm not fat btw.

>> No.13286173

>>13286142
Where?

>> No.13286190
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>>13286173
Between her legs.

>> No.13286211

I want to cuddle Anzu!

>> No.13286224

>>13286190
Yeah, but where is "her"?

>> No.13286246

>>13286169
I used to play gameboy like that. My arms didn't get tired, but after a little while the rug would start digging into my elbows and shit. It sucked.

>> No.13286322

Does Anzu sing her song in this series?

>> No.13286335
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>>13286322
Anzu's song a shit

>> No.13287063

>>13286142
Smelly FAKE NEET pussy.
Anzu is a POSER.

>> No.13287102

>>13286190
I bet she has anal infections.

>> No.13287181

The fact that she poops blows my mind.

>> No.13287224

>>13286142
Worst idol

>> No.13287257

>>13286169

They don't have any other way to lay down facing that way, 'cause of the boobies

>> No.13287271

>>13287257
Anzu is flat.

>> No.13287318

>>13287102
I would lick them

>> No.13287351

>>13287102
I think my ass has infections, it's been stinging since I took my last dump.
I'm a NEET, so you can lick it if you like

>> No.13287364

>>13287351
Probably roids, you need to relax your ass more

>> No.13287367

>>13287364
Would laxatives help? soften it up a bit

>> No.13287380

Why does NEET pussy always have to be smelly?

>> No.13287421

>>13287364
How can you even relax if you lurk /jp/ all day

>> No.13287425

>>13287380
Why is your NEET penis so smelly? Same reason.

>> No.13287430

>>13287380
Poor hygiene.

>> No.13287458

i hear neet trannies keep good care of their privates

>> No.13287467
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>>13287271
Even better for me honestly

>> No.13287473

>>13287458
As a trans NEET, I'm gonna tell you right now. My privates are probably pretty stinky

>> No.13287478

>>13287467
Whoa!

Great pic. dude!

Got any more of that babe?

>> No.13287493

>>13287425

NEET balls are smelly due to the bacteria finding a home in the poorly-circulated area of the crotch, I assume it is the same with pussy.

NEET penis is very cleanly because the NEET's penis is often taken out and masturbated to climax when the NEET is turned on by a seductive picture of a 2hu or AV idol. Female NEETs do not have to retrieve their vagina in the same manner to rub one out over an Aarinfantasy-subbed OVA, so this actually compounds the problem.

>> No.13287518
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the neet private is a mystical creature

>> No.13287524

>>13287493
But after masturbating the precum and leftover cum in the peehole gather in the foreskin and start smelling. Especially since a NEET doesn't bathe everyday so it stays there for a while. Add in the smell of urine and you have a smelly NEET penis!

>> No.13287530

What happened to the other NEET thread?

>> No.13287531

>>13287524
I just wash my dick in the sink with some soapy water when it starts smelling

>> No.13287532

>>13287524
>>13287493
I want to suck the cum and smegma out of neet penis!

>> No.13287533

but what if its like a younger neet and its just dry cum

>> No.13287592

>>13287367
Nah, that would make it worse.

Just proceed to shove something up your ass to loosen the hole.

>> No.13287621

I actually like the smell of my penis. I like sticking my finger in my foreskin and then smelling it. It smells nice.

I wonder if neet girls do that with their pussy too?

>> No.13287631

Is it okay if I want to smell that smelly NEET pussy?

>>13287621
Everyone likes their own brand.

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Hey guise, all this talk is making me hard as HELL.

Check out this new Anime girl. I'm going to have some fun with her in just a few minutes.

>> No.13287634

>>13287592
I read that higher fiber intake would be a good bet.
So beans on toast it is for the next few days

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>>13287632

Whoa...

I'm done.

This was intense.

>> No.13288582

>>13287532
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.13290514

>>13287421
Take it easy!

>> No.13291116

Anzu gives me a boner

>> No.13291254

Anzu takes my boner

>> No.13291276

>>13287367
If you're badly constipated, oral laxatives can just make it worse.

Buy a suppository or enema. You'll be able to shit without having to see blood/Perineal hernia/rectal prolapse and they work in 5-20 minutes instead of over a day.

>> No.13291312

>>13287632
>>13287665
Who the hell is this girl?
She's all over pixiv for whatever reason.

>> No.13292035
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13292035

tfw no stinky butt to sniff

>> No.13292299

>>13286142
Does Anzu like it in the stinky?

>> No.13292881
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>> No.13292946

>>13292035
Now that's going to far. That NEET needs to learn to clean that butt! I'm going to teach her!

>> No.13293088

>>13287493
>Aarinfantasy
They're still alive?
Where's pico 4 damnit

>> No.13293095

>>13292035
> posting poop

>> No.13293498

I wanna go balls deep in that PUSSY.

>> No.13293686

>>13293095
Literal shitposting.

>> No.13293986
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>>13291312
she's my wife.

>> No.13294088

If only I was a NEET with a pussy that was smelly... Oh, how would life then be?

>> No.13296463

I can't get enough of it

>> No.13296513

Is there a point to fantasizing about something that is not achievable?

I want to smell Anzu's pussy, but it will never happen.

Yet every day I fantasize about doing it. I wish I could fall into a deep sleep and smell her pussy in an uninterrupted fantasy.

>> No.13298387

>>13292881
Oh my god

>> No.13298564

>>13293088

>They're still alive?

Yeah, but so is **Ariel Sharon**

Hopefully they will sub Junjou season 3.

>> No.13302210

>>13298564
>Yeah, but so is **Ariel Sharon**

No he isn't.

Does Anzu like it in the stinky?

>> No.13306789

>>13292035
Why was this deleted?

>> No.13306802

>>13306789
communism

>> No.13310114
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>>13292299
>>13302210
Balls deep in the Anzuchang's stinky starfish!

>> No.13310153

>>13310114
I'd force her to take a bath first and then I'd fuck her silly.

>> No.13310296

>>13310153
But that's like eating pancakes without syrup

>> No.13310467

/jp, I want to sarande a NEETs crotch!

>> No.13310613

>>13286142
Don't NEET grills keep it fresh just in case?

>> No.13310620

i want to discuss abstract mathematics with the NEET idol

>> No.13310629
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>>13310620
feel when you will never discuss and learn about multidimensional shapes with anzu

>> No.13310632
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>> No.13311826

>>13287621

I like to cum, rub it into my balls and penis and then rub my balls and penis head all over my possessions and bedroom to mark my territory. My room stinks of cum, everybody knows in charge in my room. Plus it keeps my parents and sister out.

>> No.13311872

>>13310632
Is the anime any good?

>> No.13311903

>>13310620
How often does /jp/ study on his own?

>> No.13311970
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>>13311872

>> No.13312079

>>13311970
So firm!

>> No.13312096

>>13310632
I want to fuck her stupid mouth.

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>>13311872
only ep 9.

>> No.13312214

>>13312096
You can't fuck that mouth all by yourself. You'll need three other assistants.

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>>13286142
Anzuchang proud jp user

>> No.13313574

>>13313566
That image must smell like a hamster cage!

>> No.13313786

>>13311826
Maybe your mom and sister get turned on by the smell.

>> No.13313807

>>13312191
The titty monsters should get their own OVA.

Ideally it would be an SVU style crime drama where Shizuku and Kurumi track down a sexual predator stalking them.

>> No.13313814 [DELETED] 

>>13311970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McRELVKCIs

>> No.13314427
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>>13286142

>> No.13316100

>>13313566
OPEN A WINDOW

>> No.13316731

>>13286142
I want to sniff her cunny!

>> No.13317720

>>13316731
Mmmmmm, cunny

>> No.13317931

Queen of /jp/

>> No.13318089

What does it feel like to have sex with a NEET?

>> No.13318099

>>13318089
I'll show you if you really want to know

>> No.13318102

>>13317720
>>13316731
Please cease.

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>>13318102
I want to sniff

>> No.13320348

>>13318131
Me too.

>> No.13321268

>>13287524
>tfw no foreskin

>> No.13321295
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13321295

Anzu needs a good dicking

>> No.13324289
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>>13286142
What does the room smell like?

>> No.13324297

>>13324289
Rotten fish

>> No.13324321

>>13324289

What yours smells like when you come back after going to the store

>> No.13324893

>>13318131
I want to bury my face on her crotch, lick her pussy and sniff her all day long for all eternity. All this with her bloomers (I don't know the name of that) Now my dick is rock hard

>> No.13324903

>>13324289
Lies

>> No.13325800

>>13324893
But she doesn't wipe

>> No.13325901

>>13316731
>>13317720
The word "cunny" is fucking weird.

But a hot kinda weird.

Something you would never say yourself, but if you were to hear it, fucking diamonds, you know?

Man...

Words.

>> No.13325970

>>13325800
Doesn't that makes it even better?

>> No.13326019

>>13325901
I thought it's a favorite word for pedos

>> No.13326069

>>13326019
Me too, but I've heard girls my age say it and its hot as shit but it makes me feel embarrassed to hear it.

Its a real cringe word, but, like a pathetic weeb girl who whispers "Senpai" in your ear, you can't help but react to it in a favorable way.

But that's just me.

>> No.13326121

>>13325901
The word cunny disgusts me
But that's because I first heard landwhale cosplayers say it and the thought still sticks with me

It's a word I imagine fat, disgusting females using to describe their parts

>> No.13326144

>>13326121
Jesus, that sounds fucking horrible.

I just remember it fondly.

My Ex would call it that when she was feeling hot and bothered, like when she had a little too much to drink.

The memory of her hot breath, carrying the scent of spiced wine, while she whispered that "Her cunny was aching" for me is a really fond one.

God, she was great.

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>>13326121
Gross.

>> No.13326149

>>13326144
>My Ex
Uhh....

>> No.13326159

Cunny posters please leave.
Normies please leave.

>> No.13326180

>>13326159
What's a normie?

>> No.13326183

>>13326149
>>13326159
I get that /jp/ is the NEET board, but do you have to go with the whole "GTFO normies" mentality too?

I like touhou, I'm a NEET. I can be here.

>> No.13326199

>>13326183
Normie meme is cancerous, and I have seen it kill an entire website.

>> No.13326205

>>13326199
What's the website?

>> No.13326208

Its fucking terrible.

Next thing you know, some asshole is gonna start posting frogs and then it'll be /r9k/ all over again.

>> No.13326215

>>13326183
shut the fuck up cunnyboy

>> No.13326225

>>13326215
Don't you mean
>cuckboy
?

>> No.13326236

>>13326215
You shut YOUR mouth.

I was gonna include an insult, but, to be honest, you haven't give me anything to work with and it seems lazy to just use the default "Faggot".

>> No.13326242

>>13326205
wizardchan

Started out as a comfy safe haven, ended in frogs and >get out normie if you even set foot outside to take your garbage out.

>> No.13326248

>>13326225
>Cuckboy
>Cuck
Do you know what that word means, Anon?

Its okay if you don't.

>> No.13326252

>>13326248
A male hen

>> No.13326255

>>13326208
Here's a history lesson newfag shit. /r9k/ was still a relationships and bawwing board at the time /jp/ was innovating normieposting.

>> No.13326259

This whole debate is pointless.
Loli is a lesbian so none of you are gonna get anywhere close to it, anyway.

>> No.13326264

>>13326259
I fuckin HATE this new meme that all girls in all girls shows are yuri

>> No.13326277

>>13326255
Ok.

>> No.13326289

>>13326264
The ">yurishit" retardation has been around for years, it's not new at all dude.

>> No.13326309

>>13326242
I'm so tired of the self-insert sadfrog shit. I'm ready for Facebook to use it more so they won't feel like it's "cool" for them to use here anymore.

>> No.13326319

>>13326309
Is Facebook the radiation we need to kill the cancer?

>> No.13326340

>>13326289
Sometimes I lose track on what year it is.

>> No.13326359

>>13326340
Fuck years, I'm not eve sure what era I'm in.

I can go outside now without getting scalped by Injuns, right?

>> No.13326378

>>13326359
Yep. But watch out for the black ones sent by the dark lord

>> No.13326393

>>13326378
>Dark lord
Fuck.

Is this even Earth any more?

Am I posting on an imageboard in a LOTR-ish universe?

>> No.13326401

>>13326393
I'm not even sure myself, but our president is black as Sauron.

>> No.13326420

>>13326401
Who the fuck elected Sauron as president?!?

What?

Why?

>> No.13327644

>>13310632
>>13311872
>>13311970
>>13312191
What anime is thiss?

>> No.13327659

>>13327644
King of the Hill.

>> No.13327680

>>13327659
Dont be a kunt m8 trying to get my fap on.

>> No.13327691

>>13327680
Okay, sorry, it's Breaking Bad.

>> No.13327954

>>13312191
Does this figure have an anal crevasse I can explore with my tongue?

>> No.13327979

>>13325901

I prefer poosey

like when a fat black bitch says it

>> No.13328006

>>13325901
I was first exposed to its usage here. As a result, I associate it with a nasally, airy, terse nerd voice that is oddly thrilling for me to reproduce mentally.

Do you want to see my boi cunny, anonymous~?

>> No.13329662

are we being raided

>> No.13334289

>>13321295
All jokes aside, she is truly beautiful.

>> No.13334478

What does a smelly NEETs fEET smell like?

>> No.13334498

What would Anzu do if I told her I loved her, /jp/?
I mean genuinely, where she was sad and needed cheering up.

>> No.13335547

>>13334498
>R-really?? Will you play 3ds with me?

>> No.13335557

>>13335547
How the hell are you supposed to get money to buy a 3DS if you're a NEET anyway?

>> No.13335570

>>13334498
What would Anzu do if I told her I wanted to smell her asshole, /jp/?
I mean genuinely, where she was sad and needed cheering up.

>> No.13335611

>>13334478
Sweat

>> No.13335861

>>13335611
Her feet probably don't sweat much since she rarely wears shoes. Making the chang put on shoes is child abuse!

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>> No.13336153

How the hell is she 17 years old

>> No.13336183
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>>13336153
Good genes.

>> No.13336699

>>13336183
I really want to fug the chang so bad, SO BAD

>> No.13336781
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>>13336699
So do I

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