/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13281278
Rude! If you keep that up, I'll clean your LIFE, punk!

>>13281278
Fuck off Sakuya, no one likes you

clean THIS one

>>13281294
But I do

Lemon pledge?

>>13281330
Windex

Sakuya with blue eyes is better than Slutkuya with red eyes

must clean /jp/

must clean

must kill? /jp/?

must kill /jp/

im dirty ;3

>>13281294
That's rude, I like her.

>>13281298
why is it yellow?

>>13281298
STINKY!

For resistant dirt like /jp/ I recommend the tried and tested Zyklon B - 6*10^9 satisfied customers can't be wrong!

>>13282150
LMAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LE EPIN HOLOCAUST JOKE XDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! MUH SIDEZ HAVE BEEN GASSED TO THE MOON!!!!!!

>>13282155
Mediocre doubles.

>>13282150
Did you know they still make Zyklon B right anon?

>>13282175
I know they continued to sell it under a different name and for its intended purpose, but I thought they stopped manufacturing it after some time.

>>13281316
>>13281867
No you dont. Stop lying

>>13281806

>>13282264

Ah nice.

nice

日本語なら何となく話できるだがパーフェクトではない

1年A組 魔法学校

天才・賢い方 ぼしゅうです

現在 の クラス が 14/18

必要ー英語そこそこ詳しい

魔法に興味あるのか？

教えますよ

テストを行う

Q＞最強とは何ですか❓

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epic
一α
i love it

>>13281873
It's mustard gas.

>>13281278
How does she use cleaning spray while time is stopped? Do you think she sprays the air, picks up the fluid with the cloth and then applies it to the window?

>>13282451
What if momentum created during the time stop isn't affected by it?

>>13282484
Why do her knives slow to a stop in her spell cards then?

>>13281278
Oh yes, Sakuya, I'm such a dirty dirty boy come clean me up!!!

Sakuya X Mr. Clean

>>13282451
Time stoppage makes absolutely zero sense physically.

>>13282451
>>13282484
>>13282497
>>13282794
For that matter, how can she move in a timestop? She would have to displace the air molecules, but that would require moving them a nonzero distance in a shorter timespan than any infinitesimal duration: they would have to move at infinite speed.

And how would she see? Photons could only enter her eyes if she moved her eyes into them, so if she wasn't moving forward constantly, she'd be blind.

Timestop works because fucking touhou magic
/topic

>>13282810
If you define a time stop as a lack of entropy, then she would need to somehow exist as a well of entropy in turn to move and cause any reaction. Though even in this time stop, things wouldn't lose momentum, they'd just be frozen with whatever momentum they had at the point.

I don't know what would be a greater power in this case, the ability to temporarily strip entropy from the environment or the ability to direct it.

>>13282857
It's the fun police!

>>13282810
That's why I said it made zero sense. The more you think about it, the more you realize how bullshit it is. Trust me, I fantasized enough about stopping time to fuck my classmates to know that it couldn't possibly happen.

>>13281278
>/jp/ is so dirty, we must clean


DAMMIT BITCH! I jizzed on that glass on purpose! I left my mark and you got rid of it dammit!

>>13281278
Sakuya thread?

>>13289060
this 2hu nigger can't even compute a thread not centered around image dumping. it just doesn't fit into his model of the world. poor guy.

Clean this
*unzips dick*

>>13289111
Yeah he'll never be like us wbros, huh? :)

>>13289241
Get out of here, Bruno.

I want to make Sakuya feel dirty. Very dirty. So dirty when she wakes up the morning after she can't sort out her feelings of how something so weird and groose could feel so good. Even worse is the fact she let him do it to her with the lights on. She'd be at her wit's end and snuggle closer hoping that the man who made her feel that way could somehow ease her conflicted feelings.