/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make love to her.
Offer her your dick.

Also, more Touhou. Easy Mode with max Players and just get into the feel of it, that's how I say to start.
And don't be afraid of Continues at first.

In seriousness, just take it casual and if she seems to wanna get srs then get srs. Also finish Higurashi.

when 3d whore ruins your life, 2d will be waiting for you.

If this is true (doubtful) she chose a crap picture. Hope you enjoy having a female friend wih poor taste.

I don't think this really happened to you, Anonymous... Enjoy your fantasies.

>>1327012
She looked in your Rika folder and didn't think you were a creepy pedophile?

>>1327027
>Also finish Higurashi.
Do you really want her to hate him?

>>1327012
Sounds like she was really creeped out and is just trying to spare your feelings. Some people will go through a lot just to try and not hurt someone else.

Reported.

Take this shit to /r9k/.

>>1327051
Season 1 only!

>>1327012

I hate you with the unending fire of a thousand suns. The darkness of my jealous heart blots out the light of a thousand stars.

There. Happy now? Now go away and live out the rest of your happy ending, and leave the rest of /jp/ wallowing in our self-loathing.

Lucky shit.

if this is true i h8 u

Great, bring her completely to a weaboo side and you'll be the first KAWAII OTAKU ^_^ relationship.

Seriously, what a fucking joke.

>>1327012

Sounds wonderful, OP. I hope you two develop a meaningful and deep relationship that will last forever and ever!

Tell her Anonymous says hi!

>>1327109
>you two will develop a meaningful and deep relationship that will last 2.3 years.

warm and soft 3d > 2d
DO IT FAGGOT

I once got a female co-worker to try reading tsukihime after learning that she saw the anime version of it (terrible hallucination I know, but I rolled with it anyway). A few days later, she tells me she finished Ciel's route, and then she abruptly quit her job.

Hm.

She's tolerating your creepy shit because she desperately wants a cock, any cock.

This is pathetic, you guys act like having a friend with a vagina is an event to be celebrated like the second coming of Jesus

>>1327141

It's even better than the events in your little fairytale.

>>1327153
I'm an atheist, asshole

>>1327145
This.

Or your money.

Between the obnoxiously lucky women, the 'good end' tales like this and other shit /jp/ has succeeded in making me feel miserable. I don't come here to feel miserably.

Why can't we chat about something more cathartic if we're going to go all OT?

Are you happy?

>>1327141
Having any friend is an event to be celebrated like the second coming of Jesus. We're all so lonely. ;_;

Between the obnoxiously lucky women, the 'good end' tales like this and other shit /jp/ has succeeded in making me feel miserable. I don't come here to feel miserably.

Why can't we chat about something more cathartic if we're going to go all OT?

>>1327157
>atheist
I lol'd

>>1327166
guys keep going, athens is feeling miserable, maybe he'll fucking leave

>>1327161
I've been reading seinen lately, it's making me feel cripplingly depressed. Stories about love, stories about struggling single fathers. I will never accomplish anything in my life.

>>1327171
Fuck you. I can't stand any of you unless you're as miserable as me.

>>1327167
Let me explain my day to you, I got up at 4:00am GMT.

I accidentally click on /r9k/, full of relationship/sex advice.

I go to /a/ but there's some faggot in a partial ronery thread telling people they need to get out more.

I get coffee and breakfast.

I watch some anime and (re)play some Xenogears.

I go on to /jp/ much later (an hour ago) and lots of miserable threads about what it feels like to be in love, some worthless cretin goes on about falling in love 3 times.... Makes me rage so hard to think these fucks exist.

Then I come into this thread, and the OP is all happy and rubbing it in our faces.

OP if you manage to corrupt her into a weeaboo, I'll be very proud of you. Hell, if you eventually make her cosplay as a Touhou and post pics, you'll win a bag of Intrawebs.

Fight on, bro.

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>>1327188
It's your tripcode athens, anon is usually sympathetic to other anon. Here we don't judge you because of who you are, only what you have to say.

But you athens, you could be one of us, but no, you CHOOSE to be an outcast even in this place

Thanks for the shitty thread!

>>1327188
He's already bound for misery, there's no need to get upset or envious at all.

>>1327201
ヽ( >∀<)ﾉ AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA

>>1327201
Yeh but for the most part, if I'm discussing Touhou or VNs I put *off* the tripcode anyway.

>>1327204
Thanks.

>>1327175
We'll never be as miserable as you. You know why?
Because we don't use a tripcode.

>>1327228
No, it's because you're a girl. Women have it too easy, it's unfair. I wish I could be a passive person and still find someone.

>>1327162
Yeah, she was the first non-relative person I talked to in many years. It felt great. I didn't think I'd make any friends any time soon, considering I have such a creepy life style.

>>1327200
She looked through my cosplay pics, and liked some of the costumes. She is also very pretty for a 3D girl and has really long black hair, so I wouldn't mind seeing her cosplaying as someone... like Kaguya...

>>1327247
Passive women are failures too.

>>1327247
>Women have it too easy, it's unfair
Ha, ha. no. As a matter of fact, its equally hard being a man or a woman.

>>1327126

Yeah, getting married usually kills the romance.

>>1327254
LOL! You think? Passivity is expected of women so it's not so bad for a woman to be passive. In fact it's always the most passive of women that tell people like us to 'man up' and be more proactive.

Women *do* have it easier. They have it 100x easier. It makes me burn with rage to see how even ugly girls are snuggling up next to their wonderful other half on the train. How did it ever come to this?

>>1327257
Not really. Maybe by your standards, but they get married, have boyfriends etc.

>>1327247

>>1327271
Don't lie.

>>1327267
But you will never get a girlfriend, so yeah.

>>1327275
I'm not.

>>1327267
>It makes me burn with rage to see how even ugly girls are snuggling up next to their wonderful other half on the train. How did it ever come to this?
because you're too busy raging to stop being fucking pathetic and go get a girl for yourself
you sound JUST LIKE one of those faggots who fails so completely at attracting the opposite sex that they conclude it MUST be the fault of the women, that they are all 'evil bitches' and it certainly can't be that they're a complete fucking failure at life
get over yourself athens. you are a typical internet loser. you are even more of a loser than we are.

athens is a girl IRL, but she doesn't want us to know.
She tries her best, though.

>>1327278
Yeh, that's my point. Well, at least I can take solace in the fact people like you will go from boyfriend to boyfriend trying to find love and end up failing.

>>1327283
I don't say it's womens fault at all. I never said that. I say it's EASIER for women so they should *not* complain.

>>1327297
You're a girl IRL. I bet you think you have the right to complain too.

This thread is awful.

Reported.

>>1327302
You have no proof I'm a girl.

>>1327312
I don't. But you can't take issue with what I say, it's true that women have it pretty easy and no woman can truly be alone ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>/a/14805030
>>>/r9k/1562569

/jp/ is not your blog.

Though I too really like that Rika picture.

>>1327012
What did she think of all your Rika porn?

>>1327328
See, that's why you need to start going out again.

>>1327332
lol
>I went round to this guys house who I work with cause I thought he was kinda cute, and after a bit of talking I found out we had a simialar taste in music. It looked like it was going alright, but then BAM:
Out of nowhere he goes level 20 weeaboo on me, starts showing me all these anime porn games, playing this shooting game with anime characters as the spaceship, some 2D fighting games (one of them was Guilty Gear, so no points lost for that). We watched that Higushi show (the one with the guy who goes mad and kills himself) and then he showed me the folder he had that was full of ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE HIGUSHI SHOW!

>>1327328
NO human being can ever be TRULY alone and keep their sanity.
Hanging out on /jp/ is social interaction. We might have some really ronery people here who really don't have anyone to talk to in real life, but they still post on 4chan.

If you were well and truly isolated from human interaction you WOULD lose your mind.

Ignoring the usual athens shitfest (no offense, athens), OP's post made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside even though I think he's lying. I hope not.

What a way to start the morning.

>>1327342
lol. That's pretty funny.

>>1327348
I meant a girl can get a guy whenever she wants. You know this, I know this. As far as intimacy goes, women are never alone.

>>1327340
I don't want to. Where do I go? I only really go to restaurants and only 3 or so friends are left in London.

from r9k:
>>1562569
I went round to this guys house who I work with cause I thought he was kinda cute, and after a bit of talking I found out we had a simialar taste in music. It looked like it was going alright, but then BAM:
Out of nowhere he goes level 20 weeaboo on me, starts showing me all these anime porn games, playing this shooting game with anime characters as the spaceship, some 2D fighting games (one of them was Guilty Gear, so no points lost for that). We watched that Higushi show (the one with the guy who goes mad and kills himself) and then he showed me the folder he had that was full of ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE HIGUSHI SHOW!

I'm not a bad person so I tried to look as interested as possible, and I've tried to keep things friendly at work still, but seriously HOW MANY WEEABOOS ARE THERE LIKE THIS?? I THOUGHT HE WAS NORMAL!!

Anyone got anything similiar?

ps I bet he posts on /a/ but I ain't going near that board.

>>1327357
Your assertion is ridiculous and you know it. There are ronery girls on 4chan too, you and I both have seen them.

>>1327373
>There are ronery girls on 4chan too, you and I both have seen them

They are not at our level anonymous, they are 'ronery' in the 'just broke up with their boyfriend' way or that kind of stuff.

>>1327387
All this post tells me is that you're too much of a newfag to remember old time ronery threads on /a/

>>1327396
No, I'm not, the girls in those threads were just how I mentioned. Like 'yeh boo hoo im so ronery ;_; - broke up with my boyfriend!' etc...

>>1327396
It's only been a year or so, dude.

athens

your (retarded) argument also has one fatal flaw

if every woman is able to get a man whenever she wants, and no woman is able to stand being without a man for one moment, and women make up about 51% of the population in the united states, shouldn't we all have girls falling all over us all the time?

>>1327366

If you actually thought a girl wrote that, you should go ahead and kill yourself. It's a troll directed at the OP of this thread, for christ sake.

Enough of this. Women are shit.

Thread's over, guys. You killed it.

>>1327405
I think it's kind of cyclical, like, certain men have lots of different women, so some women are alone for a while.

>>1327400
i really really didn't want to pull this (mentioning your gender on 4chan is like wearing a hat that says I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE) but
i'm a girl and i've never been in a relationship. so shut up. your argument is now invalid.

>>1327405
No, because they're vicious amongst their own and go out with guys that do weed believing that they're 'deep'. They try to tear away other people boyfriends at a disgusting rate.

Women are disgusting creatures.

>>1327249
Yeah, and still we won't believe you. Next thing is that she's japanese or something like that.

>>1327055
Someone already did

>>1327413

Then you must be an ugly whore. Or completely social awkward whore. Either way, you're a failure.

>>1327417
Op here, shes Japanese.

>>1327413
Not having a relationship is irrelevant though, that's probably out of choice, you've probably screwed around with guys when you've ever felt the need for intimacy.

>>1327421
Just as much of an ugly, awkward failure as you, Anon. Just as much a failure as you.

>>1327413
Following responses are likely:

1. Ronery anon asking your email
2. You being called an attention whore and told to go back to the kitchen
3. Athens trolling you
4. Pics or it didn't happen
5. All of the above

>>1327413
I bet you're just as vile as any other woman.
Pathetic shit. Kill yourself or go get raped, as you were meant to.

>>1327433
Successful anon is successful

>>1327012
By the way, how big is your Rika folder? (Mine has about 7500 images.)

>>1327312
I CAN SMELL YOUR FILTHINESS THROUGH THE INTERNETZ

>>1327435
Hey no need for that.

I really hate it when they try to act like they have it as bad as us too, but....

>>1327433

Some people are single because they have horrendous personalities... like me.

Which is why don't have any friends, too.

Oh, well...

>>1327433

Oh wow, you must be one of those ronery faggots to defend a female posting here. And the fact that it's probably a he makes you even more of a faggot.

>>1327012

I had a similiar experience in high school. She became my gf for 2 years eventually. And she turned weaboo.

>>1327449
People that constantly call all women whores are just as annoying as people who try to defend anyone that claims to be female.

Anyway, although women have it easier in the teen to 30 range, a lot of them burn themselves up at 30+ and that's when women realise what it truly means to be alone as opposed to 'breakup blues'.

>>1327430
Real OP here. No she isn't.

>>1327440
My Rika folder has 97 images, my "Rika & Satoko" folder has 54 pictures, and my "Rika & Hanyu" folder only has 7 pictures...

>>1327472

Is she pretty, OP?

Can I asked what possesed you to show her Tsukihime?

>>1327469
athens, my friend, I'm begining to understand why m00t bans you on sight.

>>1327472
I had zipped and uploaded my worksafe Rika folder about a year ago. It only has a fraction of what I've accumulated since, but here it is if you're interested:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7GDZ0I7L

>>1327405
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG FILTHY WOMAN. Women are always in search for the best option for them, even when married, the ones with steady income, above average social status and so on, and when they had enough hunting for a while, they will get in ronery modo and suck out some poor nice guy and after that move on searching a nice prey, leaving behind their chaotic works and hu-man wrecks

>>There are ronery girls on 4chan too, you and I both have seen them.

AHAHAHA YEAH SURE

>>1327485

Moot's a gigantic faggot, so that makes your point completely... moot.

Which means you're a faggot.

>>1327472
What did she think of your images of Rika aggressively pursuing Sextoko?

>>1327485
What I said was the truth. I'm just sick of women acting like they can equate their situations with ours. You wait until you hit 30 and you can't 'find a man', then you'll see.

>>1327476
Nagisa? Yes, very pretty, even though I like Kotomi better.

>>1327479
I was explaining what visual novels are... I didn't show her the hentai pics, obviously.

>>1327488
Thank you very much, nipaa.

With japans birth rate declining, I believe they're the first to start realizing that both man and woman are rotten pieces of shit and that they should refrain from reproducing.

>>1327503
Women can have social anxieties that keep them ronery as well.

>>1327504

OP, you dolt. I meant the girl you're talking about.

>>1327509
No they can't, stop trying to cover for them. They know it's easier for them deep down. We all have social anxieties, we're referring to loneliness as in absence of intimacy here.

When did /jp/ turn into /r9k/?

You normalfags are pissing me off.

>>1327526
Let's remedy it then.

>>1327012

I went round to this guys house who I work with cause I thought he was kinda cute, and after a bit of talking I found out we had a simialar taste in music. It looked like it was going alright, but then BAM:
Out of nowhere he goes level 20 weeaboo on me, starts showing me all these anime porn games, playing this shooting game with anime characters as the spaceship, some 2D fighting games (one of them was Guilty Gear, so no points lost for that). We watched that Higushi show (the one with the guy who goes mad and kills himself) and then he showed me the folder he had that was full of ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE HIGUSHI SHOW!

I'm not a bad person so I tried to look as interested as possible, and I've tried to keep things friendly at work still, but seriously HOW MANY WEEABOOS ARE THERE LIKE THIS?? I THOUGHT HE WAS NORMAL!!

Anyone got anything similiar?

ps I bet he posts on /a/ but I ain't going near that board.

Who else thinks athens needs a permaban from all boards?

Take your blog posts elsewhere.

>>1327531

'bout time someone posted this. Under no circumstances would I find it believable, though. Maybe on a different board, but sure as hell not this one.

>>1327512
Yes, she is pretty. And she didn't have any makeup on her face (or at least I didn't see any), so that made her even prettier to me.

>>1327541

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you huge faggot, you're making me wish I liked real women again.

>>1327440
zomg torrent plz.

successful troll was successful.

Thanks for all the Reisen. Post Kaguya too, please.

>>1327669
Nah, I don't have her hijack pic.

>>1327675
Here you go.