/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13271832
>"Did you see some one fall just then?"
>"Who cares. C'mere, cutie."
>She is powerful. Her magic enough to level kingdoms.
>So why did she have to shatter one girl's heart?
>Why does she sully her knees in the dirt, and scoop together the pulped flesh of one abandoned girl, with her bare hands?
>This lonely scene is ignored in the happy cloud of lust which filters through the city.
>She tears a nail as she scrabbles in the dirt for some dead grass
>She's bitten, as she takes a chunk of dried deadwood, and disturbs the creatures which lived there.
>Placing the chunk of wood on the ground, she finds a sturdy stick, and with her silky, elegant hands, she tears the skin as she twists it as fast as she can
>Up and down, she runs her hands over the stick, spinning it, burning a groove into the wood.
>Slowly, the dead grass ignites, and a small pillar of smoke rises
>She blows on the flames, using the same lips she once thought could solve anything
>The smoldering bursts into a flame, and she drops the burning kindling atop the pile of flesh
>It's stupid.
>This is the extent of her worth.
>The fire burns out
>The demon feels very weak indeed, having to resort to her godlike power just to clean up one mess.
>A mess that should have never been
>As the princess ignites in an all-engulfing enchanted flame, the demon finds herself cursing this city
>Why was there not a soul that stood for this girl, supposedly beloved by the people
>But beyond that, she curses herself.
>The humans were living their lives wrong weren't they?
>They were better off now that she had done what she did, weren't they?
>They were. The princess herself said it.
>Look at how gladly they stepped around the mess
>So why did she feel so sad?
>Where were these tears she now sheds, as she laughed at the sight of the princess's lifeless eyes as her husband rutted into her again and again, filling her with his seed?
>It was what all human girls desire, they just didn't know it. Right?

Second for the Lilim with a dream.

>you will never be breastfed by Druella

>>13271917
I want to protect that dream.

>>13271934
Is it bad that I want nothing more then to join up with the Demon Lord and help her take off humanity?

>>13271938
>take off
Don't you mean 'get off?'

>>13271942
Take over, but that too.

>>13271882
What did the last line mean?

>>13271944
It means that human girls are silly, and don't know what's good for them.

>>13271944
The Lilim was having her husband rape the princess to corrupt her, and she believed that the princess was happy because deep down all women just want to have men fill them up. Now she is questioning whether that is true or not.

>>13271917

>MFW Druella's hole is mine
>MFW it was made for me

>>13271559
Literally a lilim mixed with a wurm.

>>13271879
Xth for strongfat jinko and dire alp agreeing to both become anon's lifting partners with one handling leg days and the other working chest and back

>>13271961
>power of a Lilim
>modest mental faculties of a Wurm
Oh no.

>>13271971
OH YEAH!

>>13271971
>Lilim-Wurm
Go on....

are these caps a /v/-meme thing?

>>13271879
What a shit image to start a thread.

>>13271879
>that OP

There's a point where we needed to stop and we have CLEARLY passed it.

>>13271996
Nothing to do now but keep going and see what happens.

>>13271971
It shores up all the weaknesses of both races, anon.

People say wurms are dumb, but this one has the intelligence of a lilim.
People say wurms can't use magic, but this one has the magical power of a lilim.
People say lilims are bitches, but this one has all the tender cuddliness of a wurm.
Plus, black sclera are the best.

>>13271954
>"Your hole was made for me".

You sir, may have just invented the most powerful pick up line to use on MGs, ever.

inb4 Ito

>>13272000
Best of both worlds?

>>13272000
Well, as long as it has the nature of the wurm instead of the succuslut I see no problem with this.

>>13271879
>All those hats
What is this? TF2?

>>13271971
>Lilims aggressively try to convert women into monsters
>Wurms mow down everything in their path to get to their prey
>Lilims most of the time choose what the woman converts into
>Wurms aren't that smart so they'll probably just make them into another Lilim-Wurm
>The world is flooded by demi-gods of lust with insane amounts of physical and magical power along with the brain of a horny preschooler.
Dear God what have we done?

>>13272013
>horny preschooler
More like a highschool girl who sits around talking on her phone a lot.

>>13272019
Wurms are silly, not vapid

>>13272009
My liliwurmfu is a hero of justice. Magic is best used to make ice cream and happiness for yourself and others, and defeating evil.

>>13272006

Is it wrong I want to see Druella blush at the idea of being told straight up by a HB that "Your hole was made for me", "It is my hole", "I want to ravish the hole that is mine".

>>13272021
A Wurm can also do puzzle solving and math up to a freshman's level.

>>13272006
This cunt! It was made for me!

>>13272025
They'd headbutt straight into a boulder rather than take a second to go around it. If that is freshman level then I worry for our future.

>>13272024
It'd probably floor her, since everyone is so afraid of her. She'd get in bed, biting her finger in nervousness, her eyes refusing to meet yours. Let you do anything you want you her.

Glorious.

>>13272040
It would be like if someone put big sheets of paper between you and where you wanted to go. It would literally take more time and energy to move around them than to go through them.

>>13272040
It certainly saves time to go through it, though. Why waste time slithering around it when you can smash it to pieces and keep trucking?

>>13272042
>biting her finger in nervousness, her eyes refusing to meet yours
An interesting mental image, but I just can't imagine her not being incredibly lascivious.

>>13272043
>>13272044
I wan't to argue, but the only information we have is "Their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males." which doesn't really say much. Let's just agree to disagree and go on with what we think.

>>13272064
There's numerous ways to interpret their thought capabilities, so let's just drop the subject and love them Wurms.
'Kay?

>>13271879
why did salamander get kicked out of grin squad?

>>13271917
>a few months later, your first sex with her is finally over and you pull out
>"i-i see something!! it's slowly coming this way!!"

>>13272069
Agreed

>>13272079
Meant for >>13271954.

>>13271879
>you will never be hunted and fucked into submission by a grin squad

>>13272081
>I'll never be cuddled by a lovey dovey Wurm
>She'll never warmly smile while nuzzling her face into my shoulder
>She'll never tell me to Hurry and and do MGK as a story already because I've been sitting on that Ophy idea for about a month now

>>13272069
>numerous ways
>they're simple
>think mainly of eating and mating

How is this not a beast?

>If you squint your eyes reeeeeeal hard...

No.

A devil Bug is a Devil Bug and a Wurm is a Wurm.

>>13272096
You're honestly going to go by the entry written by a borderline eunuch who generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them?

>>13272099
You know that's the thread's way of getting out of anything it doesn't lie, discrediting the author because muh bias, muh generalizations. It's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't bullshit.

>>13272099
>generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them
That extends to the thread-goers, sadly enough.

>>13272111
KC has also said to not take everything literally, fill in blanks yourself, and to interpret things your own way. Literally, the main problem is people not getting that.

>>13272117
The main problem is KC can't write shit.

>>13272115
Wait. The fur covering her breasts, it looks like it's just a tuft growing out of the nipple rather than it just covering them up.

>>13272125
>KC can't write shit
No, we can't interpret worth shit. Japs have ZERO issues or problems, unlike us.

>>13272130
Nah, the setting is shit.

>>13272128
It's likely just a piece of her outfit. Demon Realm shops sell that kind of stuff y'know.

>>13272132
>the setting is shit
Your understanding of it is shit, and you probably always imagine worst case scenarios and say that's all that happens.

>point out plot hole
>"b-but it isn't literal"

mge fucking sucks

i'm making fun of kc, by the way. not you guys

>>13272078
Wrong kind of a grin.

>Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
>He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself,
>His descriptions are basicaly generalization, and it is not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater.
>Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical.
>And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.

>About the description of MGE, my intention and the interpretation of Westerners seem to be different much. As always, the descriptions of MGE are hyperbolic, and the reality will be more milder than that. The case of Apopis is not exception.
>And there is the setting that MGE is written by a human scholar in the world, not me. So sometimes the fact that "the increase of the ratio of sex in life was observed by him" can be interpreted "they are doing nothing other than sex", by him, from a human perspective. On the other hand, WG2 was written by an MG, so she write the truth that they communicate with friends or families, and they do the jobs and hobbies. When you read MGE, please consider such context.

I want to bully a sea bishop by making fun of her little hat

>>13272136
Ok dude.

>>13272141
To a Westerner that is crappy writing, you know? Everything has to be literal and upfront.

>>13272141
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, moon rune is unnecessarily complex.
I really wish this was German, Spanish, or French.
If not outright English.

>>13272141
>>13272138

kek

mge is nothing more than wank material, and barely

people get pissed for asking for quality it seems

>>13272153
That's completely true.
A lot of moon is overly complex when it shouldn't be, so translations can be very fudged up depending on who does it.

>>13272143
>Little
It's like some pope hat.

>>13272117
>fill in blanks yourself

Like I said, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me something like a scientist wurm, even not being retards like the thread likes, they're simple creatures, they are what thy are.

>>13272164
See >>13272141

>Oh look, it's another pro/anti skub round.

>>13272154
Have some more.
http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH

>>13272150
The point is that he wanted MGE to be simply a base for badly made fanfiction with self-inserts and all that crap, because it allows for interpretations, etc.

MGE in itself is shit, and I understand why people want a work revolving around monster girls that is actually solid and not made for lonely manchildren, you know? But no, it has to be those silly gaijins who can't understand the complexity of KC's writing, am I right

>>13272130
>Nah man, you just can't interpret it
That's every shitty writers excuse.

>>13272173
Could Skub destroy MGE-land with its polarizing properties?

>>13272177
It's too deep for you, brah..........

>>13272174
muh teletubby land

>>13272179
I can't deal with all the meta commentary on human relations dude.

Is it bad that I like to RIP AND TEAR?

>>13272185
If you RIP AND TEAR someone, it makes them feel sad.

>>13272188
But what if my waifu likes to do it as well?

>>13272176
>Posting Galzoo pic
MGE wasn't really that good, but it wasn't complete shit. It was also meant for japs in the first place, which is why it's written for them in their preferred way of writing and interpretation. Japanese is also complex as fuck, meaning a lot of context is lost in translation.

>>13272138
I want to fuck that ogre.

>>13272141
To me this just makes it sound like the majority of the entries are complete lies and that it is an almost complete waste of time reading them. Like uni oshi are actually the most docile monster in existence, but the author walked in on a couple having sex in his adventures and now he thinks of them as unstoppable rape machines. KC may be doing a good job making it from the perspective of a misinformed human, but in doing so he's making his content worthless.

>>13272176
You can always go to DnD or whatever. Though it also for lonely manchildren
All fantasy settings are for manchildren escapists

>>13272191
>but it wasn't complete shit
Oh, I agree. The pretty pics are the only salvageable thing from MGE.

>>13272191
Fucking this, silly gaijin aren't his target demographic.

>>13272190
You're still not taking the feelings of your victims into account. Do you want to be ripped and teared? Why should they?

>>13272168
I told you, I don't want to hear that crap.

Like totally nothing bad happens, rape is just the way you find out what you didn't know you like. There's no such thing as mindbreak or changing someone's personality, oh wait, Sabbath, bubble slime and ushi oni.

Nereids drowning women, for monsterization, but still. Kraken's sinking ships to get at one man. en who will never see their families again, not knowing whether they're alive or dead.

>but they're getting a new family! Monsters don't NTR anyway, so any man married to a human woman will get carried back to land

I hope you're not this stupid.

The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much. Discrediting the WS is even lazier, since he's the one among the monsters.

For the third time, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me a turd painted gold and tell me it's 800k.

>>13272196
>>13272194

>and that it is an almost complete waste of time reading them

mge should've remained as images only

>>13272200
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much.

THANK YOU

>>13272190
Is your waifu a Rusalka?

>>13272200
Oh wait, you're baiting.

>>13272198
>not remembering the feel of battle
the clashing of bone and sinew

Get this hippie fuck out of my MGE.

>>13272205
Oh look, it's the boy who cried bait.

>>13272205
Are you fucking retarded?

>>13272176
You see, to be truly loyal to the "work revolving around monster girls that is actually solid and not made for lonely manchildren" thing, you'll most certainly have to take the 'girls' out of that, leaving just 'monsters'.
Because, you know, it's basically sexualization of them and turning to fap material from the very start.
...And instead of that it'll probably be easier for you to just switch to Tolkien or something than launch a crusade against monster girl settings.

>>13272207
I don't know, your entire post screamed bait.

>>13272205
>he's shaking muh hugbox!
>BAIT!

"..."

`

>>13272213
You can have a solid work AND still eat a lot of meat!

>>13272198
Hey, Cyberdemons have to eat something ya know?
>>13272206
Thank you, but no need for profanity.

>>13272214
It isn't even my post, but I'll be damned if I let one of you "Hurr durr bait" fuckers get away with your bullshit.

>>13272221
And how is it not bait?

>>13272222
How is it bait? Because you don't like the content?

>>13272222
You should explain why you think it's bait, not the other way around. Burden of proof, etc.

>>13272224
>>13272225
How about you answer my question first without deflecting?

>>13272217
Not him, but It's not a hugbox if nothing and no one agrees with anything, or anyone.

>>13272222
>>13272226
The target audience of MGE everyone.

>>13272202
>mge should've remained as images only
I kinda disagree with that. MGE would be good if KC didn't try to write from the perspective of a character inside the world, or maybe write a monster's description from multiple perspectives so that we could combine the bias info to get a fair evaluation of what a monster is really like.

>>13272229
But how he does it appeals to his main audience: The Japanese.
Seriously, it's how they do their thing.

>>13272226
>deflecting
You know, you've already proven yourself a retard, but I'll play along for now.

It's not "bait" because it's clearly an opinion, with all the reasoning for said opinion. So, unless he crafted his opinion solely for the purpose of pissing you off, it's not bait dumbass.

>>13272229
That could work, too. Keep the spreadsheets completely neutral and only make the stories have a character voice.

>>13272235
Give me some examples because I don't think I've ever seen another Japanese narrative made this way.

>>13272235
>it's how they do their thing
>every japanese argument ever
Getting really tired of hearing that, no offence to you of course.

>Only three visible replies on the screen
Man, all these hidden posts already. People just can't take it easy, huh. Well, I guess it is Saturday afternoon, but still. I guess it's time for more BB.

>>13272237
It did not sound like an opinion when he went
>For the third time, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me a turd painted gold and tell me it's 800k.
>Like totally nothing bad happens, rape is just the way you find out what you didn't know you like. There's no such thing as mindbreak or changing someone's personality, oh wait, Sabbath, bubble slime and ushi oni.
>Nereids drowning women, for monsterization, but still. Kraken's sinking ships to get at one man. en who will never see their families again, not knowing whether they're alive or dead.
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much. Discrediting the WS is even lazier, since he's the one among the monsters.
It looks more like he chose his words to be insulting, notable with his use of retard, instead of stating an opinion.

Is there a big-boobed blonde monstergirl by KC that wears the American flag as a bra yet?

Why not?

>>13272251
Wow, he's explaining his reasoning! What a troll!

>>13272249
This is so similar to deviantart kids crying "it's my style!!!" it hurts.

>>13272251
>chose his words to be insulting
>what is anger/frustration
You know, I really shouldn't have to explain this shit, and yet here I am...

>>13272250
haha nice dude lol

>>13272256
>This is so similar to deviantart kids crying "it's my style!!!" it hurts.

Yeah, that's probably THE reason I couldn't live there. I'd probably go super nuts within a week.

>>13272256
That's not explaining reasoning in the slightest.

>>13272257
I highly doubt he's angry or frustrated.

>>13272253
>the American flag as a bra
Don't make me puke.

>>13272263
Get outta here commie lover.

>>13272261
>I highly doubt he's angry or frustrated.
>"For the third time"
Really? I guess a healthy dose of doubt is always good, but come on now.

>>13272251
When did I use "retard"?

>>13272261
Are you pretending to be dumb? I just...

>>13272271
If he is, not bad, 'cause I believe it.

>>13272262
The dude the pink one is raping resembles a younger, stubble-less Lawrence.

>>13272264
Not sure I understand this patriotism boner you amerifags have either.

>>13272253
Have your Thunderbird drink some milk.

>>13272265
>You're honestly going to go by the entry written by a borderline eunuch who generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them?

>KC has also said to not take everything literally, fill in blanks yourself, and to interpret things your own way.

>>13272141

>for the third time

I said it because you seem to think I'm telling you that you can't have your hugbox. Wrong, I'm saying, don't pass off your hugbox as the truth.

>>13272262
>that guy being carried off in the corner

>"Why did I think going outside was a good idea"
>"I just want to go home and play videogames."

>>13272267
I must apologize, as I typed the wrong word there. I meant to type "stupid" there.

>>13272265
>"For the third time
Repeating that somehow one cannot do headcanon X, even though MGE completely allows it from its own setting rules. And I guess I have to shove a foot in my mouth for now since it seems the daytimers are awake and shitting up the thread.

>>13272283
He looks bored to me.

>>13272200
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much.

Yep.

It also grinds my gears that he says "It's supposed to be a springboard for y'all to use your imagination, make fanfic and make headcanon", but then he goes and does hundred-question-long Q&As in Japanese to lay out long and intricate Word of God judgement for all the minutae anyone can possibly think of, so there's no conceptual wiggle-room LEFT for people to deploy their own interpretations.

I sense a degree of incongruity here.

>>13272288
>Repeating that somehow one cannot do headcanon X

What the fuck did I just say?

See >>13272280

I made a funny picture.

>>13272292
And then people have the gall to go "You just don't get it man".

>>13272280
>the truth
Thank God we have experts such as yourself to to enlighten us.

>>13272280
>>13272294
To a degree it can be truth. There's still wiggle room for things depending on how you view them.
We can do smart Wurms for example.

>>13272292
>but the he does a hundred question long Q&A to lay out word of god

This, in some cases, totally trampling on what he's said before. Consistency, thy name is NOT kc.

>>13272296
>filename
If it was "KC", this would be perfect.

>>13272301
He JUST said people shouldn't go around passing their ideas as truth.

I don't even- Are you being serious?

>>13272289
>"Kyahaha I caught you!"
>"Yeah yeah this is the third time this week can we get this over with? I have an appointment in an hour."

>>13272222
I don't think it's baiting. What bothers me is that they constantly feel obliged to raise pointless, shitstorm-y points some people they target don't even disagree with, just to - what I can't help but see as - boost egos by 'opening eyes', or making someone 'bite the dust' with that messiah attitude.
>there's always the "MGE-lore-is-weak" anon
>there's always the "you-fear-monsterboys-cos-competition" anon
>there's always the "don't-shake-the-hugbox" anon
Once again, half of the MGE audience pretty much knows this all, the other might object somewhat (and be right about it), but NONE of them just give a damn, they're rather enjoy the good parts. But then these people take other's indifference for weakpoints of the setting as some sort of fearful denialism and hurry to persecute it.

>>13272307
Judging by how you're reacting to everything and adding fuel to fires, are YOU being serious?

>>13272305
God damn it, I thought of doing that, but I couldn't find a picture of the real KC anywhere.

>>13272315
Oh well, you get an A for effort.

>>13272315
Do we even know what KC looks like?

>>13272309
The appointment is with her[/spoiler

>>13272304
Like any course of action wouldn't lead to this exact same shit.
>waaaah not enough things are defined, it's too vauge
>waaaah too many things are defined, it's too constrictive

>>13272313
Basically we should just shut up and enjoy things while ignoring people trying to attack things/"open eyes"/ect?

>>13272296
Well, it's an official trollfest then.

>>13272302
We can do smart wurm because we like the idea, just like we could do futa MGs, hey, the man said it's okay in fanfiction! But, it does not change the nature of the subject, wurms are dumb, there' said it, just like devil bugs are live on instinct and are so atavistic they can't even speak. So, saying a wurm is smart, outside of headcanon, is a stretch, when they live as animal, thinking mainly of eating and mating.

And no, I don't like futa. Just trying to get appoint across.

>tfw a writefag you're following is ded

>>13272323
Yeah, man, that's exactly what would happen. Spot on, dude.

>>13272327
stop being such a big fucking baby

oh wait you like mge, my bad

>>13272329
And that writefag would be?

>>13272327
A sign of autism is thinking all jokes are actually trolling attempts.

Crow Tengus are cute!
Crow Tengus are sexy!
Crow Tengus are smart!
Crow Tengus are kind!
I want to make a Crow Tengu my wife!

>>13272328
Well it can be seen as that, or seen as the one Wurm the MGE guy interviewed was a literal idiot while the rest aren't.
Then again, it's still most likely headcanon at that point, but it's known that there are always exceptions to everything.

>>13272334
You can always leave if you hate it so much

>>13272338
Is that by the artist that designed Alma Elma? I've always wondered if she belonged to anything in particular.

>>13272340
lol this isn't mge general

>>13272335
And what's the reasoning behind your derision?

>>13272323
Having something concrete would quell many arguments, and as the man has said, we just ignore what we don't like. Do you believe his, "yes but no, but maybe" way of doing things is good?

>>13272323
You're saying knowing 2+2=4 would cause as many arguments as "2+2 MAY BE 4"?

>>13272323
I'd prefer if almost everything was defined to be fair. At least we could stop some shitstorms.

>>13272324
Pretty much, since these kind of topics only gain on attention.
I also have to contradict myself but it seems to be a trollfest actually. I just can't help it looking at how that 'critic's team' suddenly popped up with its full complement and keeps using le funny pics. Maybe #tailpussy is paying a visit.

>>13272323
>implying a well built setting wouldn't still allow for imagination to do its job

Ok.

the red assed monkey bitch needs a translation immediately

>>13272313
>>13272324
>>13272359
So you'd rather go "la la la I can't hear you" AND still post mentioning boogeymen. Gotcha.

>>13272359
It would make sense since we now have 5 people who agree with eachother in their opinjions while bashing MGE. Though I wouldn't automatically blame #tailpussy like Iran blames Israel for every little thing that goes wrong in the desert.

Now all whiny babies think everything is either "trolling" or "bait".

I fucking hate the future.

>>13272336
The 'joke' that's been posted right in the middle of a shitstorm, with an exact idea one side pushes and an obvious intent to sting another? Ayy.

>>13272365
Nice bait, you troll.

>>13272364
I think your tinfoil hat is just a bit too tight, actually.

>>13272375
>calling me paranoid
>when I'm one of the few people who don't default to blaming #tailpussy over everything

>>13272339
That'd be a laugh.

Still, I don't necessarily disagree with you on this.

Well, this place is shit.

Stop resorting to boogeymen, jeez.

>>13272371
I made it and all I can say is you should take it easy.

>>13272380
ur shit

>>13272371
what is satire
what are jokes
what is humor

>>13272379
It would be rather funny and make a bit of sense. But that's up to personal interpretation for that since it's not clear either way. Want to try and get the thread back on track with some talk about Wights, Liches, or Lamia not liking ice cream

>>13272382
I want to be bullied

>>13272393
>Lamia not liking ice cream
Really? That's as bad as being lactose intolerant.

>>13272394
I only bully the unwilling, unless you got your lunch money with you.

>>13272396
>I only ever brought lunches to school from home

Shit.

>>13272229
Actually this gives me an idea. Start up something similar to the panty raid entries where we redo the monster's descriptions from other perspectives.

Maybe something along the lines of a a paladin who list the monsters method of attacks, what it does to their victim, and how to combat it or escape it. He is blinded by his hate and can't see any monster as anything other than an abomination of nature, those who interact with them are marked as traitors, and the monster's "victims" are to be mercy killed so that their loved ones won't see what they've become.

A lich who studies the other monsters in order to understand how they function and watches couples to get an understanding of their lifestyle. Due to her research she has never had a chance to peruse romance and sees it as nonsense. Acts of love between couples will be viewed as odd behavior and will often lead to her misunderstanding the intentions of her test subjects.

A lilim who wants to eliminate the bias against monster girls by sharing her information of the monsters, and how coexistence will turn the world into a utopia founded on the love between man and monster. Her views will show monsters as peaceful and loving beings, making actions normally viewed as horrifying to the humans in this setting into acts of love and devotion. Raping a man becomes "falling in love at first sight," turning a woman into a monster becomes "showing her the true joys of womanhood," and milking a husband's cum for hours on end becomes "doing whatever you can to make her love happy."

>>13272360
You keep going about this hypothetical "well built setting" that is both incredibly detailed, yet modular enough to allow people to insert their own stuff while still remaining internally consistent.

Do share some examples, I'm honestly curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

http://pastebin.com/mXKzPLj8

Dark Elves are love, Dark Elves are life

>>13272396
>Lamia can't eat ice cream
>Because it's cold
>Sees numerous other MGs eating ice cream and being happy

>>13272365
>I fucking hate the future.
It'll only get worse anon and you know it, time to put a sawed off shotgun in your mouth and shoot it yourself.
Maybe you'll reborn in a nice, utopian world when dreaming about things and utilizing your imagination is forbidden, and you've got a personal horse master sticking it's dick up your ass so it doesn't get too hugboxy for you.

>>13272399
How about the perspective of someone that has experienced the best and worst of both sides of the conflict?

>>13272402
>One copy of Erika Mitchell James' novel "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Woah there, no need to cross over to straight up torture.

>>13272393
Who the crap doesn't like ice cream? Next you'll tell me there's people who don't like pizza.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>13272417
It's more of they can't enjoy it over they don't.
Cause it's cold, and they hate that.

>>13272402
perfetto

>>13272324
I>>13272364
>>13272375
>>13272363
I am reminded of that bury our heads in he sand south park episode.

>>13272407
That would be good for establishing a baseline for the monsters' personalities, but it would be dangerous considering it would be used as the canon for the rest of the articles. If people didn't like what was made to be the "real" monster it'd might cause a shitstorm.

>>13272400
Whore MGs.

>>13272402
The threat of getting CBT'd already present at three stars? I fear what's to come once you get to the difficult ones.

>>13272415
>>13272415

Much less torture material than it is comedy relief to them.

>>13272402
Is that warcraft I smell?

>>13272437
No, it's cinnamon rolls.

>>13271917
>>13272079
Can someone please explain that DRR DRR DRR thing from that weird ass manga? I haven't read it.

>>13272421
Didn't Miia eat shaved ice with darling on their date?

I mean, I see what you're saying, I just think a lamia could enjoy ice ream, but mainly in the summer I guess.

>>13272439
>Trained in the sado-masochistic arts by not only their mothers but the various races of Arachne that populate the world, whom they worship as avatars of their Goddess.

No it definitely smells like warcraft. Or DnD, it's getting hard to tell.

>>13272444
The hole was made for you.

Either that, or it's a representation of the shit the Japanese youth has to go through in order to abide to their countries ideal of success, and how it transforms them on the inside.

>>13272445
It's probably up to how you want to view it. I find them being unable to eat cold things and cuddling you while puffing their cheeks in frustration over it to be cute.

>>13272405
You sound upset.

>>13272447
You're thinking Forgettable Realms; Warcraft elves are nothing like that.

>>13272444
It's a one shot and it's not terribly long, just google it and read it yourself.

Lamia brain freeze.

>>13272453
Like I said, getting hard to tell. Lolth, right, that's who I'm thinking about?

>>13272449
Ha.

Well, good talk. Gonna get me some lunch. May you have a lovely day Anon,

>>13272459
That's right. Or at least was a few revisions and retcons ago. haven't been keeping up myself.

>>13272405
Thou vexed?

What'cha doing people that may or may not be of a nerd nature.

>>13272434

It's based on a five-star system (should've mentioned that earlier). There'll be maybe one more Elf done because then it's just debating semantics.

>>13272437

Try D&D/Forgotten Realms

>>13272447
>>13272453
>>13272459

Harasho, tovarish

>>13272456
Lamia freezing

>>13272460
You sound familiar.

>>13272464
Posting in a DmC thread on vee.

Line 139
http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>Transfer Student

More of a bridging chapter this time.

>>13272396
What if they start out unwilling but then develop a masochistic streak as a result of the bullying?

>>13272448
>>13272455

I just read it. Was I supposed to be scared or disgusted or what?

>>13272464
Why is brown Jinko so good?

>>13272483
Because is good taste, comrade.

>>13272464
Doing nerd things, and you can't stop me

>>13272491
Into the locker you go.

>>13272484
да

>>13272464
Playing through Genius of Sappheiros again and wishing there were more Crocodile girls.

>>13272476
They're gonna do it.

>>13272482
You were supposed to laugh at the idiots going into the holes.

Remina should scare you.

Tomie should piss you off to no conceivable end.

>>13272492
BITCH SLAP!
SLAPPITY SLAP!
JUDO TRIP!
TTTY TWISTER INFERNO!

>>13272464

Nothing that concerns you, dumbslut.

>>13272500
>TTTY TWISTER
>she chuffs
>awkward silence

I love strong girls, god DAMN.

>>13272497
Eventually. Maybe. I hope.

>>13272503

>>13272511
>living doll wants virgins
>ritual to save him from her
They're so gonna do it.

>>13272509

They're the best.

>>13272464

Just got the Little Rocket Man achievement in HL2 episode 2. The only really hard bit was that helicopter chase, I kept having to stop the car, punt the gnome ahead and drive up to it so I could launch it forwards some more. The combine piloting the chopper must have thought I was mental.

Maybe I'll actually write something now.

>>13272476
>leaving your unclaimed boy alone with a sultry, horny rapist
It's like she WANTS suffering.
Loving it anon, thanks!

>>13272503
">W-what was that? What did you just do?"

Would your waifu fall for obvious phishing attempts?

>>13272464
the same thing i do every day
play videogames

>>13272527
>This writefag a shit, implying anyone would want to have a relationship with a clingy girl like a Shirohebi

I think she'd take the bait, hook, line and sinker.

>>13271879
>>13272517
But what is best about strong girls?

>>13272535
B-but I was talking about Internet scams...

>>13272527
She strikes me as the type to spend a lot of time online, she'd know what a scam looks like.

>>13272536

Abfucking.

>>13272536
Where is the Yuugsters neck at?

>>13272469
I do?

>>13272536

Being cuddled tightly by one.

>>13272543
>waifuing a creepy-crawly
Good choice.

>>13272536
They can pick you up and give you a big hug, as well as impress you with how strong they are.

>>13272548
Yeah. You type similarly to someone; a certain slut.

>>13272543
>this will never be colored

sighing Kiki.gpg

>>13272292
That's just so people can get a firmer grip on his "Canon", for those who want to stick to it as closely as possible, like Mari, for example.

It's not stopping anyone from going, "Yeah, well, my head canon is..."

>>13272552
Elaborate.

>>13272556
Like a certain Anubisfucker

>>13272536
Dio Brando school of fitness and posing

>>13272560

Its unlikely to be him, he's not on the IRC.

>>13272560
HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, not him.

>confused for anuslut

I don't know how I should feel about this.

>>13272536
Their muscles and their immense power, but only if those traits are complemented with a cute, loving personality.

>>13272566
>>13272568
Well shit, guess I was wrong.

>>13272545
Under a sea of hair, Anon. Just imagine pressing your head against it. What would it smell like?

You step outside to get your mail one chilly morning, and find a shivering shirohebi unable to move due to lack of body heat outside of your window.
What do you do? You can't just leave her there, she might get sick or worse!

>>13272476
>http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
Short update, but more Anubis is always great. Suspicious doll is suspicious, but I'm just excited to see what this "Ritual" is...

Also.
>All this handholding all over the place
So lewd!

>>13272571
One of those paper model things.

>>13272575
Sweat and gains.

>>13272576
Bring her a blanket, a warm coffee and some money for a taxi.

>>13272560
>>13272568
>People getting confused for me
What a strange feeling this is.

>>13272570
I'd go for that Oni

>>13272576
Invite her in and give her some hot cocoa. Already married so, what's the worst that could happen?

>>13272584
So you were here after all.

>>13272589
Just now, yes.

I screencapped a thing.

SMASH.

>>13272584
I've had it happen before, but they only mentioned liking mice so yknow.

>>13272591
Oh yeah? How has your day been?

>>13271991
>>13271996
O-Ok.

>>13272576
Implying she hasn't been stalking you for months, getting your routines down and letting herself get to the point of freezing so that you would bring her inside.

Monsters and the rubes who fall for their shit.

>>13272593
Oh, goody.

>>13272597
Just got up. Saturday, so I get Subway for lunch on Saturdays.

>>13272603
>Subway
I never really liked that stuff, mang.

>>13272595
Doublemaus when? My dick hungers for drunken yurimice.

>>13272605
Eh, to each their own. I don't mind it, it's a nice treat for when I get up on Saturdays.

>>13272598
>that disgusting tail still in the pic

>>13272609
I find some Carl's or even a simple thing of chicken on a stick to be a nice treat.

>>13272586
Rajyaki is a big cutie.

Do human boys/men have to worry about being molested by MGs on trains?

>>13272638
What are trains?

That feel where you live in some backwater where driving is the only way to commute.

>>13272638

> You remembered to turn off the oven, right?
> I'm sure I did.
> ...
> ...
> Are those sirens?
> It's probably nothing.
> Yep. Nothing.
> ...
> ...
> So what are you watching?
> "How to Train your Lamia 2"
> "Oh. I see."

>>13272643
It's a tin can on rails that travels from bad neighborhood to bad neighborhood. They smell like urine and are full of black people.

>>13272638
I bet an abomination like her could molest a human boy while keeping her hands clearly visible.

>>13272638
Both are thinking "faggot".

>>13272621
That she is, no matter how tall or muscled she gets, I would always give her head pats

>>13272651
>Medusa
>Abomination

>>13272655
I'm talking about the girl on the right, dude.

pass the controller
bro

>>13272650
Don't forget the rats and homeless.

>>13272606
When I'm not busy writing other stuff.

>>13272638
Which MGs do you think would be most likely to molest on trains? Oni? Ogre?

>>13272656
THAT'S a girl??

>>13272667
Tentacle.

>>13272670
You haven't read the manga she's from, have you?

>>13272662
An Anubis would be such a no fun allowed bitch I doubt she'd even know what a video game is.

>>13272670
Reiko is very cute, you nigger.
http://exhentai.org/s/add63b3cc8/418102-31

>>13272593

I told you faggots to stop screencapping my brain farts.

>>13272676
Nigga please, some of us would love to have our mental vomit saved and praised.

>>13272672
Different anon here, I have and that's no girl.

It's a parasytic life form that has diguised itself as a human head and is currently piloting a dead womans body like a meat puppet. Calling it female is like saying iron man becomes genderless once he's in the suit.

>>13272662
I want to play games with an Anubis.
Loser gives the winner a massage. I massage her paws either way.

>>13272681
>a dead womans body
I'm fine with this if she is.

>>13272680

Die.

>>13272672
Parasyte? Not interested.

>>13272681
One can look at it that way, yes. Though it's not very different than a roper or parasite slime.

>You will never bully and offend a group of zombies by watching gory zombie movies while they desperately try to paw the controller away from you.

>>13272681
Fun manga though.

>>13272684
I would reach inside her chest and tickle her ribs before she had the chance to hit me with that beach towel.

>>13272681
But don't the parasites who successfully replace the subject's head assimilate and totally absorb the creature they bond with, replacing them entirely, rather than simply "A head piloting a dead body"?

>>13272688
Ok, that actually sounds pretty amusing. Would be fun to make it up to them after, too.

>>13272667
Lolis, they just use the excuse of the crowd pushing them to shove their face in your crotch. Then they start giving you a blowjob in the middle of the crowd, hidden by your knowing neighbors that tower above her with the sounds of slurping and both of your moans masked by the talking of the oblivious passengers.

>>13271192
>You could've married any girl, but you ended up marrying a NEET
>A big fat NEET Dragon

>>13272703
*unknowing neighbors

But I guess she could have accomplices

>>13272700
But anon, being in a big cuddle pile with a bunch of stupid stinky zombies would be horrible!

Why would you want that?

>>13272705
Wonderful, isn't it?

>>13272705
is there something supposed to be bad about this because I am A-Ok with this.

>>13272709
>Big cuddle pile of zombies
Not the best, but good. Because undead. Besides, wouldn't you want to start trying for a group of Wights? I actually rate Wights lower than Zombies, in terms of undead love, but a lot of people seem to like them, so.

>>13272703
Oh god. Now I'm imagining a group of them going around covering for each other, taking turns finding guys, and nobody would suspect it.

>>13272703
That is intolerably lewd.

And I fucking LOVE it.
Sabbath is Olev

>>13272738
Baphomets a great, especially when someone tries to kidnap you and she goes world ender on their ass.

>>13272713
>>13272718
Do you want to spend the rest of eternity (Because let's face it, if she put so much work and wait into you, she'd probably give you some potion or shit to stop aging and be immortal like her) cuddling a big lazy and chubby Dragon, who looks like a Christmas Cake and watches anime and plays video games from years ago, and can't be bothered to update? Do you really want to make her food while you do nothing but sit on a couch watching VHSes? What kind of life would that be?

>>13272598
I would love to be held down and used by them.

>>13272743
>What kind of life would that be?
A wonderful one.

>>13272703
Please stop! I can only get so erect!

>>13272743
Pretty good one actually.
You aren't dissuading me from anything so far.

>>13272703
Goddammit I got a boner, fuck you anon.

Norse myths when?

>>13272768
Fenrir lewdest wolfu.

>>13272695
I'm pretty sure they coexist with it in a way. They keep the circulatory system running and providing them with all that nice stuff the head used to get, and in exchange they get all that nice stuff they head used to get.

>>13272768
We've actively discussed it a times, but nobody felt like drawing anything. Guess the drawfags care more for their OC than oc.

>>13272768
I want to see Nidhogg and Midgardsormr Dragon Girls.

Do you think Crow Tengus are friends or nannies to werewolves/zipangu equivalent?

>>13272782
>Midgardsormr
But she'd be a Lamia.

>>13272787
Fair enough. I've just been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XIV lately. The expansion coming out this summer, and the last couple updates leading up to it, have focused heavily on the "Dravarian Horde", which is led by the "King of Kings", Midgardsormr, and his first born son, Nidhogg. Haven't seen Nidhogg yet, but in FFXIV, Midgardsormr is a serpentine dragon large enough to strangle a colossal warship.

Granted that's not much compared to his namesake, but still.

>>13272795
In legends it was a snake that could encircle the entire planted, and its venom was strong enough to kill Thor. Depending on legends it also followed Thor around, like the one where Thor goes fishing using cows.

>>13272799
>planted
Planet*.

The future is bleak.

>>13272803
Is that a crossbred Giraffe / Succuslut girl?

>>13272803
>That neck
I recognize this is likely an artistic choice but...wow.

What's the most forgotten monster?

>>13272799
>Thor fishing using cows
This is an incredibly amusing mental image.

>>13272803
Crossboarder-kun why do you remind me of this?

>>13272810
If it gets named, it isn't forgotten.
But probably pot devil.

>>13272803
Is that Granberria and Alma?!

The fuck happened to her neck?!

>>13272811
Thor still died to its venom after smashing its skull in. Course it sort of has traits to a Shirohebi if you twist and stretch the legends a little bit.

>>13272811
>Be living underwater for whatever reason
>Be swimming along one day
>Suddenly, a holstaur, floating in front of you
>She's hung by a hook around her waist, giving her a wedgy as she floats there, wearing a snorkel

>>13272787
>>13272795
>>13272819
Wurms and ryu have snake-like bodies and are still considered dragons.

The main difference between dragons and other reptilian monsters is not their shape, as many dragons around the world come in different shapes and sizes, but their connection with the deities or supernatural entities in charge of the universe.

Dragons tend to be direct spawn from deities or relatively closer to them in their lineage while other monsters are only loosely connected to them or not at all, having being created by other means.

So yeah, Jormungandr is a dragon.

>>13272827
That's because ones is literally a serpentine Dragon, and the other is an oriental Dragon.
>Dragon tend to be spawn of deities
And where did you hear this?

>>13272676
No. We'll save and remember every word you post.

>>13272820
drawfags pls

>>13272676
Nope. Can't stop. Too wonderfully lewd.

Have you been a good boy this year?

>>13272864
So far. There are a lot of mice to molest though.

>>13272816
Who?

>>13272785
>Werewolf leaves her kids over to the tengu's house for a day or so
>As soon as the mom leaves the kids cause trouble, eating all the sweets, running around the house, and get into her porn stash
>The tengu has little experience wit kids, so all she can do is caw and try to herd the kids around
>Cries when the kids call her a dorky hag
>They feel sorry after that, so they be nice until their mom returns.

>>13272864
Who the hell are you?

>>13272864
It's a little early for that, don't you think? Does wanting to be a slut make you a good boy or a bad boy

>>13272598
So this is the group of jocks at MGC High? The popular MGs who bully unpopular MGs and submissive men?

>>13272864
Oni-senpai is the greatest! She's the best on the volleyball team!

I hope she will let me touch her horns some day...

>>13272777
>Artists caring only about themselves and not what the people want
This is surprising how?

Wizards are such fucking dicks, when can we start seeing both Anti-Wizard laws and serious actions taken against them?

>>13272887
Vote for Ms.Ringtail, she will push legislation and law through to limit what wizards can do and hire specialists to take care of troublemakers! A vote for Ms.Ringtail is a vote for a husbando and waifu for everybody!

>>13272892
>Jewnuki trying to win the popular vote
Hah

>>13272804
>>13272806

What do you have against long limbs?

>>13272887
>trying to bully wizards into anti-magic laws
This is the reason we became wizards.
Can't even strut alongside a river without some hellhound calling out and saying magic sucks.

>>13272892
No thanks. I'll be voting for the conservative Paladin party that's trying to outlaw rape.

>>13272905
>Those legs
It's like she WANTS me to split them like toothpicks

>>13272887
Given the nature of infinite magical power, it is probably best to leave CURRENT wizards mostly alone.

However, there IS a simple way to prevent new wizards from rising to power..

>>13272912

>>13272892
This>>13272906

Did you not read what happened to the kitsune that tried to molest an innocent young man?

She was put out of her evil ways by a kindly old wizard, all for the betterment of the community.

>>13272831
>And where did you hear this?
Nowhere, but if you analyze several myths around the world you may see a trend in which monsters are usually divided into two categories:
Those who can be slayed by extraordinary mortals and those who can only be slayed by deities or other supernatural entities.

Dragons might not be the spawn of gods in all cases but they almost always fit into the second category.
Of course there's no definite way to classify fictional beings, since their own depictions tend to change depending on the place and time but we can still find patterns throughout folkloric tales and attempt to classify them.

>>13272915
I honestly have no idea where I should start being confounded by this.

Is it the heads?
The legs?
The arms?
The fact that her breasts are bigger than her head?
Fucking Nips man.

>>13272887
First they come for your magic, then they come for you.

What if a kunoichi taught a different MG to be a ninja?

>>13272881
>So this is the group of jocks at MGC High?
Only the hairy one.

>>13272906
Fuck Wizards, just the other day I was about to be raped by a lewd and powerful Jinko, and guess what happened? She turned into a Loli, a fucking powerless Loli because a Wizard cursed her to turn into one whenever she tries to rape a human boy.

How is a submissive boyslut like myself supposed to get raped by Monster Girls when these menaces are on the loose? I've already had two Monster Girls decide to "ask me on a date and consent" and later turn me down because they thought I might be a wizard or a friend of one. Just the other night at Karaoke Night at the bar when I pretended to be a drunk and easy-to-take advantage of human boy who just got finished singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart." when a Kraken approached me. She was a Christmas Cake, and looked like the kind that would pray on young and easy bait such as myself. And you know what she did?

She was my "Designated Driver" and dropped me off at home, amde sure I made it into the door, and drove off. She didn't even try to cope a feel. I've never felt so taken advantage of in my life and cried for 20 minutes.

Wizardry is a growing epidemic that needs to be stopped.

>>13272925
You mean like a Kakuen? I would a lewd, cocky and dexterous Monkey ninja.

>>13272920
I see. Though apparently Jormung is classified as a Norse Dragon despite being refereed to numerous times as a sea serpent.
It's confusing as hell to look into things when they're inconsistent. Anyway, regardless of whether or not it'll be a Dragon or a Lamia, it'll still be serpentine.

>>13272921
I dunno man why don't you think on it?
I'll delete it in a tick
>>13272906
Not only that, but I learned magic just to meet my potential waifu, taking magic away would just lead to everyone being a short term class like rouge or ranger.

>>13272887
Hey, if you didn't want your waifu to suffer a curse that mad everything taste like ham then she shouldn't have taken the last doughnut from the Wizards Only section of the store.

I want to be a lonely wizard!

>>13272927
This would be the CC Arachne English teacher who molests male students.

You'll never take our magic, traitors.

Hell, I'm teaching a class of young humans right now.

If you take our magic you lose yours too!
Then how will you charm fuck that boy that never notices you?

So some news about what may happen in MGQParadox...