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Why would I use the occasion of the blood moon to show appreciation to an innocent girl? Something's not adding up here...

I want to see it but I don't want to stay up late.

Too bad it's cloudy and snowing. I won't be able to see it.

Rumia may appear?

>>13271035
If you believe and think hard enough, you can use the power of the blood moon to breach the Great Hakurei Barrier and reach Rumia with your spirit. Hurry to bed, there's not much time left. Remember to pledge all your faith to little Rumia should you meet her.

>>13271062
I will go soak in the darkness and listen for little Rumia.

What about Remilia? Can I get both?

>>13270902
>flan crossdressing

So, who here was able to commune with Rumia through their dreams? Did the two of you hunt and slaughter humans together? Or did you just chat? Please let me know what experiences you had.

>>13271167
that's called "cosplaying", not "crossdressing", you idiot

Now, you may be asking "anon, I didn't get to commune with a delicious magical loli at all! Has Rumia rejected me? I might as well kill myself!"

Don't worry, there's no need to kill yourself. You still have one more chance to breach the Hakurei barrier! The blood moon will reappear this September. More importantly, this upcoming lunar eclipse will be more visible and powerful for those in Canada and the United States!

>>13271953
I dreamed about some bullshit as usual. Rumia doesn't want me.

>>13272036
Remember to meditate on Rumia's beautiful image before bed, preferably for an hour or more. Even with the power of the blood moon, the Hakurei Barrier is still strong and requires some effort to breach.

>>13272050
Is meditating on her little body off limits?

Little Rumia is for hugging, not fugging!

>>13273117
Nobody in this thread said otherwise!

Rumia, flan and pc 98 alice are the same being

Uh oh! Little Rumia is hungry and your homeless cages are all empty!

>>13274050
I'm sure Yukari will find a suitable NEET with plenty of meat on him, I'm nothing but bones!

>>13274050

Homeless? Little Rumia deserves better than that! She should feast on the flesh of nobles!

I want rumia to eat one of my limbs and then force me to consume her excrement after she finishes digesting my flesh. This process will continue in similar fashion until I am inevitably deprived of a vital organ or contract sepsis.

I want nothing more from this existence than to partially constitute Rumia's adorable little asshole.

>>13274516
Sounds fucking hot dude.

>>13274516
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>13274472
>nobles
Man.. I want to dress Rumia up and sneak her into high society parties. Who would suspect such a precious little girl of causing the bloody scene they'll find in the bathroom?

>>13274950
Nothing would make me more proud of my daughter than to see her remind a room full of highborn banker tycoons that they are still sentient bags of meat in spite of all their riches.

Although sadly attacking the rich would present many more problems than attacking the homeless. Law enforcement would never leave us alone after the first attack. We would have to flee immediately to Gensokyo, or at least to some third world country.

>>13275880
Yeah, even in the best case where there are no witnesses or evidence brought back, they'd surely check everyone out until they got to the mysterious little blond girl who wasn't with anyone, and track her back to living with an unemployed man in a tiny apartment near the park, and there would be a lot of difficult questions to answer.

>>13276557
Hey, how did you know that I'm an unemployed man living in a simple apartment next to a public park...

>>13276557

Detectives would give little Rumia a head pat and then be on their way.

>>13277501
Thank god my daughter is so charming.

>>13279473
Woah dude, she's MY daughter.

Happy Rumia day, /jp/.

Please show your love and appreciation for this precious little girl.

>>13285557
I love little Rumia
And all of you as well!