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13271792 No.13271792 [Reply] [Original]

>rent a private booth at a Japanese internet cafe
>it advertises adult videos inside

Am I supposed to masturbate in here?

>> No.13271803

What the fuck? no, you goddamn degenerate

>> No.13271817

cum all over the keyboard.

>> No.13271819

>>13271803
Why would they be offering pornography?

>> No.13271828

>>13271819
Advertisement means they want you to buy their product.

Who are you quoting, btw?

>> No.13271843

>>13271828
myself

>> No.13271850

>>13271828
You should be asking "Why" is he quoting. It's completely unnecessary.

Also there's already a net cafe thread >>13270498

>> No.13271864

I took a jap girl to a net cafe on a second date to advice me on a good manga to read. She ended up doing a fellatio in that small booth.

>> No.13271874

>>13271850
No, I don't.

It's /jp/'s protected heritage.

>> No.13271883

>>13271874
``Who are you quoting'' is the Dada of /jp/.

>> No.13271907
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13271907

>>13271792
>Am I supposed to masturbate in here?
Well, you ARE on 4chan.

>> No.13271913

*rustling*

>> No.13271930

>>13271864
I suckered ass my boro foro

>> No.13271979 [DELETED] 

>>13271883
LOLL MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13271990 [DELETED] 

>>13271979
Don't you like memes?

>> No.13272148 [DELETED] 

>>13271990
i FUGGEN LOVE MEMES

>> No.13272189 [DELETED] 

>>13272148
I've got one for you then
*whips out cock*

>> No.13272468

>>13271792
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13272625

>>13271864
Wow, that is just like my Chinese porn comics!

>> No.13272639

>>13272189
Bad.
It was dick, not cock.

Do you even?

>> No.13273602

>>13271792
stupid gaijin

>> No.13273629

KILL WHITEY!!

>> No.13273690

>>13271874
It's distressing that people believe this

>> No.13275600

>>13272189
Wow, that is just like my Chinese porn comics!

>> No.13275603

>>13273690
... why. It is the truth. green text was always frowned upon here unless you are quoting.

>> No.13275612

>>13275603
>...
Stop doing that.

>> No.13275896

>>13275612
>what's the problem here?

>> No.13275898 [DELETED] 

>>13275896
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13280328

>>13275603
Yeah man the good old days of 2013

>> No.13280328,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13271850
Actually he should be asking "Whom are you quoting?"

>> No.13280328,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,1
Actually you should be sucking my d*ck.

>> No.13280328,3 [INTERNAL] 

I still want to know the answer to the question.

>> No.13280328,4 [INTERNAL] 

You'd probably be forgiven if you did.

>> No.13280328,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,3
If it's advertising porn and there are tissues in the cubicle, it's understood that you're going to masturbate.

I found this out by chance. I grossly overestimated the amount of time before an event and thought I would kill a few hours in a net cafe: browsing the net. After I paid for the booth, the clerk handed me a condom, a fake vagina, and told me to pick 5 DVDs.

>> No.13280328,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,5
>a fake vagina

Is that sanitary? Is it used?

>> No.13280328,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,6
they gave you a condom for a reason

>> No.13280328,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,7
lol dude you can't get a onahole preggers

>> No.13280328,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,8
u think ur funny lad?

>> No.13280328,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>13280328,9
they don't call me funny fred for nothin' kid

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