/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13264435
1st for holy shit someone got the OP right.

Mice are olev.

Second for wanting to be the founder and only member of a local Lilim's fan club!

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13264439
No they're not.

Mice are disease filled bastards.

Praise and love the maids!

How will you love your maid today?

>>13264435
I want to bully my maid by Making her drink a gallon of Hathor milk every Wednesday. All at once is the preferred method

>>13264440

You just want to be around for the inevitable swimsuit episode, don't you?

>>13264447
Anally.

>>13264450
He would have been raped long before then, especially if it's Mari's Donut Steele character.

For the Anon who asked in the last thread;

As far as I remember; almost every monster girl is up for recruitment but some cannot right now but might be in future parts (E.g. Harpy Queen). Usually the "bosses" (judging by the music that plays, you know the one from the original game); they require you to do something or they join you straight away.

An example would be the Slug queen. You beat her and if you have a slug girl with 100+ affection; she will join your team but if you don't, you can go back to her whenever with that requirement complete. Same goes for Chrome, you fight her but for her to join; you need to get a specific item from a cave and then she'll join.

>>13264435
You did good OP, you did good.

If you could make your monster waifu real, would you? There would be no others of her kind or even other monster girl types, and the reaction from everyone else would probably be as you imagine. However, she will be exactly as you want her and while she won't just automatically love you, she will find many of your traits attractive.

>>13264462
Of course.

Kloah when?

>>13264462

> Waifu is a lilim or an echidna
> You and youre waifu is heralded for bringing forth an age of Monstergirls

>>13264462
No doubt.

Milk?

>>13264462
Damn straight I would I'd find a way and I'd do anything in my power to help make her happy, and she can do whatever she wants to me. I'll go and find us a nice house far away from everything and it'll just be us two alone together, society be damned. And I'll have all my movies, and games and cards and all so we won't be bored, and I'll do whatever it takes to make her happy!

>>13264467
Fuck it, I'd still do all of them.
That's just the right amount of spooky.

>>13264462
No.

>>13264454
I think that's what he wants. He is her fan, so it would bean honor to get raped by her.

>>13264449
Think of all the money she'll have to waste on new panties and bras. You'll make her poor.

>>13264476
Yes.

>>13264499
Who says I haven't budgeted for this? I'd be a poor master indeed if I did not cover those expenses And give her headpats when she's exceptionally good

I want to lick and slurp at a Giant Ant's sweat and pheromone coated pantaloons until my face reeks of her scent

>13263922
>It's sad too because eventually we'll be drowning in literal shit from shit tier writers like Bob, Bollocks, Inarikitsune, MachineAnon (Fuck you his ego ruins it harder than overcooking some scallops), and NegaWalker.

I fear this too. Its a shame about machineanon, if it wasn't for him getting a raging ego/hating on the other writers and thread in his writing guide he would be pretty good. But then again he made a writing guide after being convinced that he was the second coming of Captain. If you keep linking to your own pastebin you're getting a lot of views, its nothing to get arrogant about.
NegaWalker wasn't too bad, he just needed to stop talking about writing and actually do it. Finishing one of his many, many stories would have helped.
InariKitsune is a faggot and I wish liquid Inari would come back to troll him more
Bob isn't that bad when you ignore his cat dick thing
Bollocks really isn't that bad and I don't understand the hate for him.

>>13264450
>>13264454
>Get to follow Lilim around, while asking for her autograph, taking pictures, that kind of shit
>She decides to go to the beach and wear a Jet Black One-Piece Swimsuit that clings to her curves and looks to be a bit too small for her
>She decides that, to reward her little fan for his loyalty, to give him a footjob on the beach at night
>She spends the night lovingly step on you, her little loyal fanboy

Eternal Bliss.

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

Give your daughteru a hug and tell her she's the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep her down

I fucking love chocolate milk.

>>13264537
I fucking love you.

>>13264537
I pour chocolate milk out into the sink.

>>13264462
Obviously.

And she will help me achieve my dreams, as I her, and perhaps as we achieve our lofty goals together, we shall grant some comfort to others as we lead them into the stars.

>>13264529

You talk like I don't already do those things.

>>13264512
Negawalker was ten times worse than Inari. But he's gone so who cares?
Bob is bad because he does stuff to intentionally troll and then plays the victim. "I-I'm just trying to make more interesting ways of having sex to spice up your vanillafag circlejerk, h-honest.Why d-don't you appreciate my efforts?"

>>13264447
In the bath, amidst some 'spring cleaning'.
>>13264462
No, because of the risk of losing her to someone else.
>>13264529
Feeling strangely sad by this...probably cause I just found a cat fetus in my yard.

>>13264511
You. You know what's what.

>>13264511
Hope you're ready to have your face ridden hard.

>>13264555
>No, if I have to earn my waifu's affections, then I won't.
I can't tell if you're lazy, pessimistic, or both.

>>13264555
>probably cause I just found a cat fetus in my yard.
Do you live at a cat abortion clinic?

>>13264447
By tenderly licking her neck and nibbling on her ears, as I grind against her ass and caress her stomach and thighs, while she tries to clean.

>>13264559
Like half the people here want everything served to them in a silver plate, anyway.

Thanks, KC.

>>13264508
Anon, you know that milk is gonna reach other places if you make her drink that much that often right?
Do you want to explain to the neighbors why your Kikimorra is chubby, has breasts get in the way of her work, and a booty that bumps furniture?
I would

>>13264567
>half the people here want everything served to them in a silver plate

Care to elaborate?

>>13264476
Milk!
>>13264462
Yes.

>>13264558

I'm not going to have my face ridden for shit.

I'm going to not only reek of her pheremones, but i'll be damned if I don't end up sniffing and lapping at the sweet fragrant lotus of her pussy to engorge myself even more on her.

Hell, i'll even lick the underside of her Ant abdomen, taking in the salty tang of her sweat as she moans and fidgets in her sleep. I'd even gently fellate her antennae if that'd make her cum faster and reward me with more of that luxurious honey that tells me she wants to be bred like the infertile little drone she is.

It'd probably drive college anons mad to have their senses smothered in that much special 'fuck me' candy the Giant Ants have coming out of their snatches

>>13264476
No.

Milk sucks.

>>13264462
Yes

>>13264578
A perfect life and a perfect waifu who will instantly love you no matter what, with no effort at all from your part, of course.

>>13264591
You. You mah nigga. You know what's up.

>>13264591
How do you feel about hard working bee girls and their honey-scent snatches?

>>13264447
In every hole.

>>13264591
I never knew I wanted this.

>>13264561
Nope. Just a place with a few strays.
>>13264567
>>13264607
Seems more like a thing in general, beyond the monsters. Always looking for the easy way out while having to do as little as possible.

My fault for letting the pessimism get the better of me again.

>>13264609
Is it motorboating if you do it in her pussy?

Dammit Lanternon, stop posting updates without telling us.

My only criticism is that its too long between chapters.

Anyway, I worry that Victor will go soft on the mamono at some point, considering how he reacted to his first kill and the weird voice he heard after it. Sure, not all of them need killing, but the rapier ones certainly need a reason to think twice about their actions. In any case, I look forward to seeing how he deals with a full moon.

>>13264609

I want to be smothered by a pair of bee girls in their honey covered breasts as they kiss and caress me with their multiple arms. I want to have my ears nibbled as they whisper silly shit like "Let's have you fill our honey pots" and assorted bee puns.

The stings would suck because they're fucking huge. But i'll be goddamned if I don't make sweet cream and honey with them. Sweet and thick, just the way the Queen likes it.

Hi, MGG. I'm still alive, unfortunately

>>13264621
I'd rather take twin Mantis assassins, but whatever goes for you.

>>13264621
And you are?

>>13264621
>>13264629
We all have our preferences.

>"Goth Cheshire Kitten? Oh you mean Alice? Yeah she lives over there. She's a little bit weird though."

>>13264629
>Twin Mantis Assassins
Das some pretty good taste you've got there.
What would you do if they used their scythes to make small cuts on your body, which they would then lap and suckle on?

>>13264447
I'm going to massage her breasts!

>>13264641
My preference would be twin Anubi.

>>13264641
I want to be bullied by smug Cheshire twins.

>>13264646
I'm not a fan of getting cut at all, so I'd without a doubt run the fuck away.

>>13264615
Yeah, I'd love to earn the trust and love of a qt monster girl. It'd feel so damn satisfying. Journey beats the destination, etc.

>My fault for letting the pessimism get the better of me again.
What do you mean by this

>>13264657
You'd need to hide in Monster Girl Mexico under a new alias, working as a dishwasher at a restaurant run by a bossy, foul-mouthed Chupacabra girl.

>>13264657
>Wants to live with assassins
>Would run away if they gave tiny, painless little cuts from which they would lovingly suckle and lick you
Whatever mang.

>>13264653
What if they're twin smug Cheshire older sisters?

>>13264669
This works.

They would molest me when my adoptive Cheshire mother leaves to get groceries.

>>13264668
>painless

Sure.

>>13264653
This is the future you chose.

>>13264676
What? Have you never gotten cut without noticing? They're expert assassins. A tiny little cut for them to lick that you wouldn't even feel, and that would heal within an hour, would be an easy task.

>>13264642
Thank you tiny Jinko, here is a dollar for some ice cream.
>Sit Goth Chechire kitten in your lap and scratch behind her ears
>enjoy her fidgiting as she fights to not purr, missing the fact that her tail is coiling around anons leg

>>13264678
I just noticed, but is that supposed to be an engagement ring hanging from that collar?

I wonder how the guys who throw a fit whenever Collars get brought up would react to this.

>>13264689
Let's test it.

collars

>>13264635

You get one guess

>>13264689
>Never read Vengeance
You uh, should go rectify that.

>>13264689
Probably still throw a fit.

>>13264621
Two Bearmode jinko twins. Best workout buddys, best cuddles, best girls. In my opinion

>>13264685
Would still frighten me anon, it happens with a fear of getting cut.

>>13264673
>Big sis, why does mom take 6 hours to grocery shop?
>No clue little bro. Now shhhh, the little man in the boat isn't going to find himself now, is he? Start lookin'!
>Yes big sist-mmf
>That's m- ahhhhh~ my good little bro

>>13264696
Yes, this is true, but I'd rather not.

I think I'm too Vanilla for it.

>>13264700
Well you could always just politely ask them to refrain from such as it makes you uncomfortable, rather than running away.

>>13264701
This. We need more of this. Lots, lots more of this.

>>13264701
>take 6 hours to grocery shop
Boy that brings back memories.

>>13264701
>little man in the boat
That the clitoris then?

>>13264701
"I don't know if I want to play this game, Onee-san."

>>13264635

I'm the shittiest writefaggot in the world.

I am, the Bollocks

>>13264721

What the fuck

>>13264689
You'll notice that this is vastly different than "hurr durr, this collar is like a wedding ring you guys."

>>13264728
Hurr durr, collars are like a wedding ring you guys.

>>13264739
>Dis is wut betaz tink

>>13264739
Yes, you have indeed triggered me.

Good show mate.

>>13264689
>I wonder how the guys who throw a fit whenever Collars get brought up would react to this.
Not one of them but I think collars are kinda dumb, though much more comfortable than using a ring on your finger, that's for sure.

>>13264728
>>13264739
>>13264740
Heroman was right. Damn, if you had seen the faggotry last night.

>inb4 500 post discussion on how some MGs can't wear rings and som mo' bullshit

You just couldn't leave well enough alone could you?

>>13264744
Um, care to elaborate?

>>13264744
I was there last night, what faggotry are you referring to, the one about pedophilia that went on for a few good hours?

What would you waifu do if she found out you had a obsessive stalker in love with you

>>13264748
Kill her.

>>13264747
>Pedophilia
You mean the idiot trying to start shit by calling loli pedo? Yeah, that went on longer than it should have.

>>13264748
Go into a Bicorn mental state and rape her into a harem member.

>>13264748
What if your waifu found out you were an obsessive stalker in love with her?

Here's a question.

What would you do if your waifu went all Revy on a woman trying to seduce you, threatening to make her into her bitch?
What would you do if your waifu was okay with you "Using" her bitch?

>>13264746
>>13264747
The alp sucking and the crossdressing guy.

>>13264756
Expectate.
Participate.

>>13264758
Oh that...

Yeah, let's never talk about this again.

>>13264748
She's not exactly the scariest looking girl, but she would try to get her to leave me alone or at least call the cops. If the stalker hurt or raped me, she might use her talons to rip her face off.

>>13264758
That wasn't that big of a deal, and it spawned an interesting discussion about American law enforcement.

The Ye Olde Loli=Pedo debate that was going on for a good few hours was worse in my mind

>>13264748
The oomukade would probably kill her, the rest would break her into an onahole cause why not?

>>13264758
I want to wear my waifu's panties.
While she jerks me off with them.

>>13264758
>Someone asked what the most humiliating thing you'd do for your waifu is
>Someone answers
>"wew gay XD"
You faggots will make anything a shitstorm. And that wasn't as bad as that tumblr anon who kept bitching about "pedophiles guiz!"

Can't defend the Alp Sucking though, that's gay. Alps should be the ones sucking

>>13264701
>>13264724
>It's okay, lil bro, you'll have lots of fun, you'll see!
>And if you play good enough, your big sisters will treat you to a nice big sundae, cherry and all!
>Ahh! Oh wooow~ look at how eager little brother is, sis... mmmff~
>You got it ready, sis?
>Okay, look up little brother!
>Let's give a big chesh smile for mum!
-click-
>Good boy~

>>13264772
Unless you're asian that would probably be difficult.

That or your waifu would have to be a big girl.

>>13264777
I just meant her putting them over my dick, not me putting them on over my waist.

>>13264777
For you.

>TFW Waifu is so much bigger than me that she can't wear my clothes but I can wear hers, albeit loosely

>>13264462
My wifu is undeads. I'm still undecided, so can i cherry pick? If I can, I'm getting a vampiric necromancer. Together we shall herald the age of undeath into this world. Dead waifus for all!

>>13264772
That is very less gay than what that guy wanted.

>>13264774
There's a limit to how much of a faggot you can be. THERE ARE LIMITS!!

>>13264752
>Still never got a response more intelligent than "no it isn't"
>Except for that one guy who was talking about the differences between 2d an 3d I had to agree there.

>>13263922
>RIP Seafoam, He's not really dead
SOON.

>>13264791
>Undead Waifus for all
Not my first choice, but bless you all the same sir.

>>13264814
(TM)

>>13264791
I want to live in a house opposite of a sprawling graveyard and watch Zombie Girls as they stumble around doing moe things.

>>13264832
What does a moe zombie do?

>>13264832
>moe

Hey Anon, me and my friends are holding a Smash tournament at our house, you wanna join? They'll be pizza and soda there as well. And there's definitely not a rule in which the loser has to strip, and we definitely did'nt invite you because of that.

>>13264447
I do not have a maid.

>>13264844
>Not flat
>Actually looks like a female this time
Yes please.

>>13264823
Well, it's a theme piece I've already completed, I'm just waiting for an auspicious moment to pull the trigger. Saturday, get hype.

>>13264844
Well that's comforting, because I suck really bad at games like Smash.

So I guess I'll join.

What kind of pizza and what kind of soda? Also how many condoms should I bring?

>>13264857
Dammit meant to quote>>13264844

>>13264621
The only thing to keep in mind is how to act when they both become queen bees.

>>13264607
And? Are you one f those faggots who wants to Dark Sous his waifu? What the fuck for, waifus are meant to make life easier.

>>13264844
I absolutely hate competitive SSB. Seriously either we're playing free for all with items on, or I'll just start stripping and save myself the torture.

>>13264844
I'm really feeling it!

>>13264852
Pic related at all?

>>13264844
>beat cyclops at smash
>bully her for not gitting gud
Perfect

>>13264844
>Strip Smash Bros
Sounds like fun.

>You'll never play Strip Video Games with your waifu and some of her friends

>>13264844
Sounds like fun, count me in. But I'm bringing over my copy of street fighter, for after smash. Loser does whatever the winner asks. Deal?

>>13264726
You still have a pastebin?

>>13264844
I hate soda and I've never played Smash.

So no.

>>13264844
>Smash
I swear to god you fucking Cyclops.

>>13264879

I never deleted it. Everything was on private until .less bullied me hard enough

>>13264853
I promise you'll have fun, and they won't gang up on you and make you lose and make you play naked.

>>13264857
They'll probably just order something when everyone is there. You won't be eating much anyway.

>>13264866

Where's your sense of fun? You might even win.

>>13264844
Only if it's five life stock free for all with items.
Don't worry about what character I usually play, I let the fates decide
Smash where everyone ransoms is best. Let the fates decide!

>>13264876
What do you ask her to do if you win?

>>13264890
I'm gonna eat a lot, they're gonna be getting plenty of energy from another source so I need as much as I can get.

>>13264885
What's wrong with Smash?

>>13264870
Most definitely.

>>13264890
>You won't be eating much anyway.
Aside from carpet?

>>13264907
>Most definitely.
Mantis stuffs eh?
Alright, I am hype.

>>13264887
Link?

You're actually friends with .less?

>>13264918
Do you even IRC?

>>13264906
Too simple.

>>13264844
I'd just clobbah her ass with that there D3.

>>13264857
>Also how many condoms should I bring?
None.

>>13264875

>You will never play Strip Vidya with your Cyclops friend and her gal pals
>You will never be evenly matched for the most part
>They will never come up with the idea that loser does what the winner wants
>You're both in your skivvies
>She loses by a hair, grits her teeth when you tell her to "Sit in Daddy's lap"
>Her butt's soft, and her petite body is easily huggable
>You can feel her getting flustered as your growing erection presses into her from below
>The cat calls intensify as you two play Street Fighter II Championship Edition
>She's starting to beat you since you're paying more attention to how nice she smells and the fact that there's only two very thin layers seperating your cock from her virgin Cyclops fuckhole
>It's a first to five
>Decide to have some fun, to go with the flow
>Grab her petite breasts from behind, tell her they're your new controller
>Play with her nipples and her breasts through her bra
>The cat calls grow louder and more lewd, telling you to just "plug the joystick in"
>She looks at you pleadingly as you grin, hoisting her up easily and removing both your undergarments
>She's soaked, and you're rock hard
>She rocks her hips back and forth, coating you in her juices
>Her Cheshire friend's got her phone out and is recording
>She's irresistibly tight and hot, the walls of her pussy clinging to your cock as you penetrate
>Kiss her, her pussy clenches down HARD
>You dump a huge load into her, and she's flushed but smiling
>Her friends take a sip of their non-alcoholic beers and erupt into laughter
>"Look's like it's a hole in one!"

>>13264921
Fuck no.

What would you do if your waifu was kidnapped by a gang of lesbian rapists who planned to convert her into a dick-hating carpet muncher?

>>13264895
Pose for pictures at a later date of my choosing, and make her think its going to be humilitaing and degrading and all sorts of awful. And then surprise her on the day with an actual tasteful photography session, capturing all facets of her beauty. Then the degrading and humiliating stuff follows, if we have enough time and are in the mood for it

>>13264921
Do you think anyone here would willingly admit to associating with the IRC?

>>13264923
You expect a Monoeye to play complex games? She has a handicap.

>>13264887
.less actually cares?

>>13264926
But I have to bully them.

>>13264928
>Her Cheshire friend's got her phone out and is recording
She damn well better send me a copy of that video.

>>13264926
I like the idea of fucking a MG with a condom. It would make the sex dirty, for her.

>"Sex with diminished pleasure and no chance for procreation? What kind of madman are you? Something is really wrong with you".

>>13264930
Wake up and wonder what the fuck is up with the string of weird dreams I've been having lately.

>>13264928
Rock solid.

>>13264935
Of course he does. Why do you think he constantly begs Aftyn for more Griffon Maid and Neighbour Cat?

>>13264928
>Anon cools down
>Realizes he just fucked her infront of every one there.
>There's no film to delete either, the faggot cat streamed it
>Anon is the new gamerboy slut.

>>13264936
>>13264941
No anons, there's bully and then there's psychological torture.

>>13264930
Laugh as she tears them limb from limb.

>>13264928
>And that's how Mommy and Daddy met, pumpkin, and why we always have friday game nights with your aunties

>>13264933
You'd think she'd pull a Kojiro.

>>13264931
This man knows how to bully.

>>13264890
My sense of fun is intact, I just don't think constant fox vs fox, no items, final destination is fun. I'll still play in the tournament, I just want to have fun while doing so. There is no better way to lose than to use Wario's final smash and his motorcycle. Also I will be eating plenty, just not pizza.

>>13264953
What if Daughteru does the math, and discovers she was conceived at that first time, recorded by Aunt Cheshie?

>>13264948
>psychological torture
They can still swallow as much as I can make, but nothing gets in their pussies.

>>13264930
It's Not Important.

>>13264965
I congratulate her on her math skills and ruffle her hair, what else?

>>13264965
I think her discovery would be more along the lines of that one story where a friend showed his friend a porn vid with his mom in it, only to discover that he was watching the sex that led to his birth.

I can see it now, the Cheshire's daughter would have her over watching porn since they're ronery virgins, only to pull up said vid of her parents fucking.

>>13264930
Paralyse them because feminazis are stupid and can't into magic. Call me up, fuck me so hard in front of them that they all convert, release them into the wild, and accept awards for quelling the feminazi menace.

>>13264966
That's still kinda evil

>>13264941
The only reason an MG would wear a condom, is to make it easier for her to drink your jizz afterwards.

No need to try and fish it out of her pussy, she just pulls the little balloon off your dick, and can easily drink from it was you watch. Of course, at the same time, that deprives her of feeling the joy of her fingers shlicking her cum-soaked pussy, rubbing it into her insides as she gathers some onto her fingers to suckle off.

Pros and cons really. Pros and cons.

>>13264928
>Having sex in front of other people
Hmmmmmm. Yes.

>>13264965
SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK

>>13264971
>I can see it now, the Cheshire's daughter would have her over watching porn since they're ronery virgins, only to pull up said vid of her parents fucking.

>"Hey ya One-Eye perv, check out this vid I snagged from my mom's private collection! I think the chick's even a cyclops like you..."

>>13264976
My pervert.

>>13264844
ONE-EYE
ONE-EYE
ONE-EYE

>>13264918

It's on the wordpress list unless ELH took it down.

>>13264935

Less that he cares and more that he was annoyed that he couldn't read one of the stories because he enjoys the schadenfreude.

Congratulations, you have a chance to marry your perfect waifu! The catch is they're royalty, and the family doesn't want just any dirty old peasant to marry into their money. They give you three options, each one netting you your waifu.

1. Become a servant
By relinquishing your rights to the family and giving up any hope of using their money or influence, they'll tolerate the marriage. You and your waifu will be left alone to enjoy each others company, though other servants will be eager to snitch on you if you slack, whether your waifu wants you to or not. She may even get off on ordering you around.

2. Defeat their champion
The region has an odd gladiatorial combat kick going on among the noble families, so this would be an amusing event for them. You are allowed to use your right of substitution to have a seasoned gladiator to fight for you, but it will be done by random draw and once you use it you can't go back on your choice. If you or your champion wins, you'll be a proper husband that the family may warm up to if you can play the political game well enough. You'll be free to enjoy the easy life with your waifu.
Roll for gladiator you will need to face, again if you use right of substitution (and reroll if you don't get a MG): http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

(1/2)

>>13264972
>evil
Cyclopes get off on it, and I'm sure she has some other bullyable friends that are gonna be there, with me as the only male its my duty to bully them into becoming my harem. Can't give them the cum right away.
>>13264986
The best cyclops.

>>13264989
3. Assassinate the enemy
This is really a suicide mission, as it involves invading the land of a brutal conqueror the family has been fending off and keeping out of your nation for decades. They've become quite a threat recently, and the royals are eager to be rid of the capable ruler so the borders will be secure. You'll be provided with armor, weapons, and blessed with a power from the gods to accomplish the task, but it will not be easy. If you return successful, you'll be a national hero and praised by everybody, even the king and queen. If you fail, you'll get a gravestone carved for you free of charge.
Roll for MG the enemy lord is: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll once for your power, twice for enemy lord's power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13264973
>the only reason a mg would wear a condom
>mg would wear a condom

You uh, have a brain fart there?

>>13265001
I guess.

*MG would want you to wear a condom

Better?

>>13264996
>Mimic with the power of Subatomic Manipulation
>Me with the power of Restoration Embodiment
So she destroys things and I repair them. Seems we've reached a stalemate.

>>13264996
3.
My Power: Tear Apart
Enemy: Life Field Projection
Waifu here I cum

>>13264989
>>13264996
>Mantis Champion
Uh, yeah, no...

>Doppelganger Enemy Lord
Well that doesn't sound so ba-
>With accelerated thought processes
>Can see your every move coming, dodge, plan, and counter it in the same instant
Well fuck, and what do I get to go against her?
>Probability Bolts
Well...that could work. Maybe.

Fuck it, my waifu's an Anubis anyway. I'll become a servant.

>>13264996
>Assassinate
>Grizzly
>Her power is Photokinetic Creature Creation
>My power is National Personification
So this is going to be some MGR tier ridiculous.

>>13264989
>>13264996

Go big or go home, lets go route 3.

>power is Willpower Aura
I can live with being a Green Lantern

>villain is Mad Hatter
>powers are ultimate freeze and transcendent homo superior physiology.

Welp, I did say go big or go home

The spider pussy is well worth it all

>>13265017
MG is Alraune btw, how fitting

>>13265028
>Magical Runes Girl!
>Activate when I'm in danger, raising barriers to keep me safe from harm!
Remeber to reinforce your bones along with your muscles

>>13264989
>Zombie Gladiator Champion
This isn't a trap, right?

>>13265045
She never dies or faints, and incapacitating her by severing her limbs "Doesn't count". She's therefore, undefeatable. So yes, it's a trap.

>>13264996
Assasinate the enemy it is

>Air Empowerment
Not Bad

>Beelzebub lord
HA!
>Snow mimicry

I can literally keep her from flying and just knock her around with windblasts indefinitely. If she become snow I can just blow her around until I throw her outside to melt or something.

>>13265050
Then I'll just call in my Gladiator to fight for me

>Merrow

Damn.

>>13264996
I hate fighting, but let's do it, how bad can it be bring 'em on

>Goblin
>Has he power of enhanced vision
Easy mode, see me rolling down and the-
>Internal Rupturing
Welp.

At lest I'll have the power of...
>Mechanical Morphing
Can't make me bleed if I don't have blood! Idiot!

>>13264989
>>13264996
I'm going big. 3.
>Amazoness with Wish Granting Empowerment and Rubber Shield Construction
>My Power is Mass Reduction
Amazonesses can't grant wishes, so the first power is useless, and Rubber Shield Construction means NOTHING when I just make her so light that I can kick her ass with no effort.
Hellhound Princess here I come.

>>13264989
Sea bishop
>Underworld Lordship
>Metal Dust Manipulation

Me
>Brainwave Manipulation

Well shit, stealth rout it is. Shouldn't be too hard, I can even strengthen my powers to have her most trusted assassinate the bitch for me. And I can use my powers to manipulate any one I want
>What's that? My waifu has to meet with an emissary, on our anniversary?
>Not today she doesn't. Fuck off. ZAP

>>13264989
>Gladiatorial Combat
Enemy= Thunderbird
Ally= Succubus
I don't know how this will go really. Thunderbirds have electricity, but it only pleasures people, and the succubus only really has magic to charm and cause pleasure. Honestly it sounds like it's going to be either an aerial slap fight or a contest to see who will cum first.

>>13264986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8crsKbeaeU

>One-Eye

>>13264996
For glory!
>Gazer
Sounds easy. What's my power?
>Muscle Manipulation
Time for maximum hulk! How can she stand up against th-
>Omniverse manipulation
...
...
...
FUCK

>>13265132
well clearly you just have to have your muscles transcend the universe itself

>>13265053
Hell, I can suck the air right out of her lungs while keeping her pinned down. Or make them , and every artery and organ in her body, burst.

>>13265144
Yes, I must become a muscle wizard. It is the only way.

>>13265132
I'd say that merits a reroll on her power.

>>13265132
>Omniverse manipulation
What, you don't want to swap yourself out with a version of yourself that has a perfect counter power?

It's like you don't even multiverse brah.

>>13265155
I disagree, just cause it seems impossible doesn't mean it is.

Just ORA the shit out of her

>>13264996
>Chimaera
Already, not looking well.
>Mountain Manipulation
>Chronokintetic Constructs

This sucks dicks, I don't think my power's gonna cut it c-
>Bond empowerment

What, terraforming, time manipulating chimera with mass magic backing her up? Cakewalk

>>13264619
A lot of the time I finish a section of story (after admittedly too much time spent dealing with reality and its horrible and unceasing intrusions into my daydreaming time) and find myself uncertain of whether I finished it in the manner that I wanted to. Yes, that part of the story was finished, but I had to ruminate on it a while before settling on it. I had to sell myself on it. So I stealth-posted it because I wasn't certain it truly was finished, but I still wanted to be able to let folks who check my pastebin regularly and want to know what happens next to read it.

The interesting thing about what you're curious about is how monstergirls deal with a paladin wearing an exploding collar on a full moon.

>>13264996
>Rolled Hobgoblin with Sense Inducement and Speed combat
Well that's kinda difficult to hit. Wonder what I get to play with...
>Rolled Almighty Object Creation

Hm... MacGuffin creation is pretty powerful, I guess. I create the object that protects the kingdom forever and ever will never get lost or stolen or perverted for nefarious purposes.*

*Note: Pretty much guaranteed to be lost or stolen by some dickwad down the line

>>13265153
Anything's possible when you're a muscle wizard!
I'm half tempted to link Plague's HUGEquest as an example of what you should do.

>>13265132
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORAORAORA!!
I HAVE MANIPULATED MY MUSCLES TO BE ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF PURE FRIENDSHIP AND GUTS
ORA ORA ORA MY ABS ARE PLOT ARMOUR
ORAORAORA

>>13264996
>Troll
Can I just fuck the troll and start a harem?
>her powers are Energy Transmutation and Climate Manipulation
Not looking good
>Almighty Object
Looking amazingly good

>>13264996
>Orc with Death-Force Manipulation and Radiation Aura
>I have Physical plane Lordship
I'm... not really sure how this will work for me, but...
>The user has authority over a physical realm, allowing them to manipulate every thing that is logical in the real world from atoms to physics
Am I Accelerator?

Cuddly Lovely Healthy Girls

How will you cuddle her? I want to rub a healthy girl's belly!

>>13265191
>HUGEquest
Please don't, I can't watch this again...I just can't.

>>13265234
I want to spoon her from behind while groping her all over and teasing about her love handles.

>>13265234
Overweight girls are shit, they aren't good for anything active.

>>13265243
>doing active things
Next you'll tell me you go outside, and talk to people.

>>13265234
From behind in a spooning position, one hand at her belly and another at her chest

>>13264996
>Kunoichi
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Exoskeleton
Great. I'm fucked here unless I get something goo-
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Robot_Arm
Fuck.

>>13265249
Not everyone here lives off of fluorescent light anon.

>>13265234
Sitting on the couch, with her straddling my legs with her body pressed up against mine and her head on my shoulder. Lots of cuddling and ass squeezing.

>>13265261
Are you talking shit about my house plant alraune?

>>13265261
One of these days, I will end the tyranny of the sun, you'll see.

>>13264664
Just going through a personal rough patch, that's all. It's as you said; the journey is more important.
>>13264748
Stick to me like glue, if only to convey the message: 'Yeah, he's tappin' this and not you.'
>>13264756
Doesn't sound like something she'd do. Then again, it's always the nice ones who have the bigger trigger switches.
>>13264930
Grab a shovel to help her bury the corpses. Maybe a hacksaw too.
>>13264989
#3. Let the enemy lord Chochin-Obake and her Discern Motivation try and stop me and my Temporal Cognition.
>>13265234
I'd start with the inner thighs...

>>13264930
Let the waifu convert them all into succubi so they have no choices but to love the dick or die.

>>13265270
Plants a shit! Seriously though, Plansect village still gives me shivers.
>>13265272
The sun is eternal, Praise It!

>>13265161
She could literally, send you to auniverse made of entirely of dicks, dicks would be the very air you breathe. She could negate your ability to exist in the world and send you to oblivion. She could make you kill yourself at will. And you're just gonna ORA her?

And they called my character gary stu when I wrote a guy beating an oni, with weapons. Geez.

So, uhh... I got some cookies. You wanna buy them? If you buy ten boxes you can pet my tail or whatever. Twenty and you can pet my head and play with my ears. What kinds? Shit, I don't know. Normal kinds.

>>13265283
That sounds fucking hilarious.

>>13265292
>"Bring your mother and buy a lifetime supply."
The Araer the better.

>>13265292
Touching fluffy tail isn't worth listening to this shitty pitch.

>>13265287
>implying I was being serious
>>13265198 got the right idea

Alright, you're a High School kid again, and one of your Upper Classman is your favorite Monster Girl. However, she doesn't really return your affections. However Her single mother does. Would you a MILF of your favorite species? And after high school, would you wed said MILF and become the father of a girl who's older than you?

Would you then give her a little sister?

How would this entire scenario play out for you, with your favorite MG and all?

>>13265300
She mostly does 'awoo awoo's, is that the same?

>>13265313
Like, you don't need to harsh my mellow like that man.

>>13265292
aren't you too old to be selling cookies? A girl like you at your age could sell your tail directly far more profitably. Come inside and we can discuss the details...

>>13265292
How many boxes would I have to buy for your hand in marriage?

>>13265332
>She mostly does 'awoo awoo's, is that the same?
So long as I can plaster the roof of her mouth with peanut butter I'll take it.

>>13265331
Yes to part one, no to part two. I'm not sure how our relationship would go, but I certainly couldn't be a dad to her.

>>13265331
I don't like MILFs so no.

>>13265331
I'm...not really into older women.

>>13265332
The only mellow that I care about starts with marsh.

Now take your shitty mockery of my capitalist society back to your mountain enclave you damn hippy.

>>13265327
Yes.
Yes I would

>>13265333
What are we going to do in your den mister?

>>13265341
Uhhm. Well, I guess fifty so my mom gets off my back I guess. Wait, are you serious?

>>13265350
Alright, I'm gone. Knew this place smelled like tanuki.

>>13265358
>What are we going to do in your den mister?
Fluff=3

But seriously, have you ever considered a career as a totally not yakuza-related model? I'm making you blush? No, but I mean it.

>>13265331
>Crow Tengu MILF
Mmmmm. Tempting. But seriously, her daughter would not like me for banging her mother, so i might hold back on marrying her.

>>13265358
50 boxes is a deal. Let me stop by an ATM and schedule us at Jared's for engagement bands

>>13265331
>blueberry MILFubus
Yes, please and thank you.

I could see it going down like so

>be that kid who works concessions at home games, homecoming this time arohnd
>succubus senpai works for the yearbook club, is there to take pictures
>MILFubus was there to help her out, as well as take in the sights
>make small talk with succubus sentai when they buy drinks
>she's friendly but aloof, wanting to pay and leave
>feel a little down, but you try not to show it
>MILFubus decides to buy some hot snacks on a whim, shoos her daughter off to take more pics
>have pleasant small talk with her, which ends with an invite to her place over the weekend for lunch with her and her daughter
>seemslegit.jpg

>>13265377
>succubus sentai

Anon I don't think a group of Succubi wearing skin tight bodysuits would be kid appropriate.

>>13265377
You have some fine tastes my nigga

I for one wouldn't be able to wait to visit her house

Why are manticores so great?

>>13265382
It could be. It's the methods they'd use to take down monsters that you couldn't show on TV.

>"I need a group of teenagers WITH ATTITUDE"
>Get a bunch of succubi and one slutty incubus
>"AYE AYE AYE"

>>13265392
>The yellow one is an alp

>>13265392
>men
>anything but love interest or rape of the week.

>>13265393
Or maybe a tryhard pink? That could be amusing, maybe with pad jokes or something.

>>13265395
He'd be... what, the black ranger? The one that shows up for those rare (female) villains that can't be taken down using the power of friendship and the V. Or was that white?

>>13265389
fuck off bob

>>13265327
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>encourages the other guy

>>13265409
Sauce?

>>13265404
Watch out anon, you might trigger the newfags that think Bob isn't that bad.

>>13265389
>a Manticore is afraid that their loved-one will leave them
I wonder if sadistic species have that form of paranoia in general.

Hand pussy is best pussy

>>13265417
Well, he did straight up threaten to leave. Backing up a bit unless you have pretty solid reason to suspect he's jokingseems like a normal reaction. Only the rapiest species wouldn't care at all since he couldn't escape anyway.

>>13265401
>Or maybe a tryhard pink? That could be amusing, maybe with pad jokes or something.

The joke was that the yellow Sentai one was a dude and Power Ranger was a chick. Didn't you ever wonder why only the pink one had a skirt?

>>13265416
they're allowed to have their own opinions
I just really dont care for manticores

>>13265419
link?

>>13265425
I honestly don't know. Even if that ever occurred to my young mind I wouldn't remember the though after all this time.

>>13265416
epic memehate

>>13265430
Newfag

>>13265389
>Please do not open the pic I just sent
I'll admit it, I chuckled.

>>13265413
It's a dragon quest doujin with the priestess, don't recall right now.

>>13265448
Close enough thanks.

>>13265292
>>13265333

>Hooh, you think you have what it takes to be part of my crew eh?

>>13265490
No, I don't. I'm not a cold-blooded murderer who is willing to torture people and burn towns for wealth.

>>13265490
Too ugly,

>>13265490
You again? I'm telling you you should let me in because I have a benis

>>13265490
I'm always wiling to explore and try new things, and I'm skilled with using my tongue to get out of trouble.

>>13265490
Is it just me or does she look like Integra from Hellsing?

>>13265490
No, not really, in fact I was looking for the recruiter for the navy. God save the queen and all that.

>>13265512
I thought the same.

>>13265498
>We have uses for men like you, they galley could use you.
>>13265499
>>13265514
>Unless you want to die, then I suggest you get off my ship.
>>13265502
>Good breeders are certainly good cargo, how do you feel about being locked up in stocks and milked for months at a time on our voyages?
>>13265510
>Ah talker eh? Aye, we could use one of you, come and see me in my quarters and we can discuss the terms.

>>13265333
>>13265292

>Anon invites her in
>They both sit at his couch
>He proceeds to give her the long explanation about the value of her fluffy tails and how to make profit off them in the fluffy-tail-touching industry
>Pats her on the back and wishes her good luck when he finishes, before buying a box of cookies and telling her to fuck off out of his house and make some actual money

>>13265490

>[ ] Agree
>[ ] Deny
>[X] Silent bored stare

I want to take in a pet-slut were-cat who will do anything for petting, belly rubs, and scratches behind the ears. Is that weird?

>>13265512
>>13265518
Rip Van Winkle.

>>13265490
I've served under harsher leadership.

>>13265521
The Kuudere Lich, Captain Coldbooty is infinitely cuter, and her ship of cadaverous corsairs are cooler too.

I'll head there, see you on the seas.

>>13265521
Pirates are not the sort I'd want to be around in any fashion.

>>13265521
I'm willing to talk about my terms, as long as you don't sully my purity.

>>13265522
You forgot to have him give her a business card with his phone number on the front and a figure written in on the back.

>>13265534
>Corsairs
>Wanting to be under command of Muslim Turks
Have fun wearing a hijab and being part of a concubine.

>>13265531
I wouldn't be able to control myself, I'd be petting/bellyrubbing/earscratching/chinscratching/baseoftailscratching on sight to the point that she'd have to beat me away with a stick to make me stop and I'd also be saying dumb shit like "YOU'RE A KITTY!" while I do so.

I want to watch bad sci-fi movies with my Wurmfu.

>>13265543
corsair
kɔːˈsɛː,ˈkɔːsɛː/Submit
nounarchaic
noun: corsair; plural noun: corsairs
a pirate.

Origin
mid 16th century: from French corsaire, from medieval Latin cursarius, from cursus ‘a raid, plunder’, special use of Latin cursus ‘course’, from currere ‘to run’.

I don't see islam any where?

>"Anon, wait! You're wounded!"
>"You got it in that silly sword battle you had earlier today, didn't you? Here, let me take a look at it."
>"Stop resisting! Lemme see it!"
>"I'm just gonna lick it to make sure it's clean!"

Where can I find the works of this Lanternon person?

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon says the latest update was two months ago.

>>13265559
muh heart

>>13265549
This reminds me of a short one of our writefags wrote in which a catgirl behaved like an actual cat. It was creepy, but I got a boner anyway and hated myself for it.

>>13265551
Truly Wurms are untainted, pure love.

>>13264996
Enemy: Chief God

My Ability: Magic Breath
Enemies' Ability: Omega Physiology

The RNG hates me today...

>>13265563
Lanternon's ded. He finished his story after it had grown out of what it began as and he wanted to be all serious and edgy and whatnot, then hashed a conclusion together and called it a day.
I think he got a big head and started wanting to do commissioned writefaggotry, though I could be wrong

>>13265572
But people were saying earlier that he had updated, though no one provided any links (and I forgot to ask).

>>13265575
If you read through the last post on that, you'll find that he made a new account to put a new story on, for some dumb reason.
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Nevermind, I'm retarded. There was a link at the end of the last file.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Good evening, you delightful humans!
My name is Elizabeth, and I love every single one of you. All of you are charming, generous, companions, who work hard every second of their day contributing to a healthier, happier world. You are everything good in the world. I earnestly hope you'll find love and happiness in your lives. Thank you for being so supportive and munificent to our kind, even to those who aren't as attractive or powerful as I. You take passion to a whole new level.
Do not be bashful. Feel free to communicate with us. We'll accept you, no matter what. I'm the reigning lord of this land, and future heir to the Throne of Succubi. What titles do you own, other than “Beloved Compatriot of a Wonderful Country”? I am also extremely wealthy, and have a dearly beloved husband (He just proposed to me, I am ecstatic!). You are all splendid friends, and I hope you have a wonderful day. Thank you for listening.
This (colloquially speaking) “Pic” is related to the subject of this message. It is my beloved husband and I.

>>13265572
>commissions
>big head
>yet no one has problems with drawfags taking commissions

>>13265584
6/10.

>>13265584
I burst out laughing at that picture.

>>13265584

Cue the Navy Seal Copypasta, Fred.

>>13265584
>"husband" is a wood cut-out
>her smile looks like it has a tinge of sadness to it

oh god she's just like us

>>13265584
What a nice and trustworthy lady.

>>13265567
Could you link it perchance?

>>13265585
Drawing takes effort, skill and creativity.

There's a far, far, far lower standard for writefagging.

>>13265584
Looks like someone is a fan of Love Lab.

>>13265552
>The Barbary pirates, sometimes called Barbary corsairs or Ottoman corsairs, were pirates and privateers who operated from North Africa, based primarily in the ports of Salé, Algiers, Tunis, and Tripoli.

That's where I got the Muslim from.

Are you cooking properly for your waifu?

>>13265331
Can I instead be the senpai to a gyaru?
That is, a dark skinned girl who DOESN'T have all the gross shit that comes with being a ganguro girl?

Like: http://g.e-hentai.org/s/11d8b333f9/471542-147

Please?

>>13265597
Oh, I get it now.

You're an idiot.

>>13265584
Good show, Anon.

>>13265600

The fuck is this

>>13265559
>Tries not to laugh because she's serious
>Laugh anyway and feel guilty from her hurt expression
>Spend the rest of the day trying to reassure her you appreciate her and are sorry

>>13265595
http://pastebin.com/AXFNjdUx

Took me a second to remember who did that.

>>13265584
So does she shitpost on humanboy general and cry herself to sleep at night like everyone else?

>>13265600
>>13265604
I read an excerpt from that once.

It's literally just "Bake this thing, then cum on it."
No creativity or interesting recipes at all.

>>13265610
Isn't that all you really need to do to make her happy though?

>>13265613
Sure, but you could TRY and be a bit creative.

Cooking is an art form like any other.

>>13265610

>"Bake this thing, then cum on it."

I needed a chuckle.

>>13265613
Semen doesn't taste good at all.

Where's that 'MEMEchan' some people here talk about anyway? I've never been there nor know hot to find it but curious to take a look at their monster threads.

>>13265610
Probably because you'd need a group or some crazy MG fertility drugs to get enough semen in a single day to make anything interesting.

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

>>13265608
Thanks.

>>13265584
>>13265593
I-I'll be her human husbando and her biggest fan!

>>13265624
I can't imagine what would happen to semen if you tried to bake it. The proteins already go to hell in a hurry. Precum might be light enough that you could whip it like egg whites or something, I dunno.

>>13265628
Kill yourself.

>>13265633
>Wanting to be a Lilim's husband and making her happy
>Kill yourself
Now what did I say wrong this time?

>>13265628
Godspeed anon.

>>13265635
Nothing really some people are just an ass.

>>13265635
It's ELH's horrid mary sue lilim that got told was shit by all the 'official' folks tied to MGE.

>>13265625
Wurms are the kind of girls who you'll wake up to see getting in the mood to try the things she saw the MC doing in the most recent movie you took her to see.

Take Kingsman for example.

>>13265635
Fanboys are scum.

>>13265584
I am so glad to have received you warm and heartfelt message, you little sweetheart. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the love academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret hugs on individuals, and I have over 300 confirmed hearts melted. I am trained in baking cakes and full body massages on tired individuals. I’m the top cause of heart pain in the entire academy. You are everything to me, and so much more than just another target. I will sweep you of your feet with precision love the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words, honey. You think you can get away with saying that to me and not get the biggest fluffiest hug of your life? Think again, lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lovebirds across the demon realms and your IP is being traced right now so you don't have to worry about preparing for anything, sweety. I've got the date covered. The date that wipes out the frozen little thing you call your heart. I'll make your heart beautiful and warm, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my weresheep woolen sweater. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the demon realm and I will use it to its full extent to bring the biggest, happiest smile to your face, you little cutie. If only you could have known what love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held spoken sooner. But you didn't, and I promise I'll make it up to you. I will cuddle sweetness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking beautiful, kiddo.

>>13265641
Contrasting Mari, who got a big fancy badge labelled "Numbah 10".

>>13265646
Does it even really matter?

>>13265642
>Wurm Waifu staring resolutely into the mirror
>"Manners. Maketh. Man."

>>13265599
Whilst all muslims are corsairs, not all corsairs are muslim, friendo.

>>13265642
I can't get over the mental image of a Wurm trying to fit into a movie seat and just ends up in the front with you in her lap blocking the view from about 10 people.

>>13265559
>>13265606
Oh god, its too cute.

>>13265644
We're on a thread where all we do is talk about what monster we waifu. We all are pretty much fanboys.

>>13265651
The French are irrelevant, so you're wrong
Buddy

>>13265652
Just sit in the middle aisle instead.
You know, the one the everybody walks in front of to get to their seat...

...After everyone's sat down.

>>13265657
But that's like saying all terrorists are muslim.

>>13265641
Oh, I was just referring to a Lilim in general. They're such beautiful and powerful and cool girls!

>>13265644
You're probably just jealous that you're waifu will never be as cool as a Lilim! And if your waifu is a Lilim, she's not as cool as the Lilim I like!

>>13265644
If you have a waifu you're a fanboy.

>>13265669
Well It's a good thing I lost all interest in having one a few days back then.

>>13265669
Are you implying I have one? Because I don't.

>>13265649
I think it says something when die-hard MGE people tell you your character is too shitty and try-hard for the setting.

>>13265645
somehow, i think /hbg/ would be worse than these threads.

>>13265672
>>13265676
Normies.

>>13265672
>>13265676
>Not having a waifu

Do whatever you want, I just had to say it

>>13265683
>Not liking all the rampant loveposting
What are you, some kind of cutie?

>>13265683
>Lawyers are great human boys! They don't HAVE to be cut-throat money hoarders!

>>13265685
And the buzzword of the day is...

>>13264996
>Dark Valkyrie
>Formlessness with Ice Shield Constructs

>Me
>Magic Books
An epic battle ensures.

>>13265680
Wouldn't t be a good thing if retards from MGU said they didn't like your character?

>>13265641
And who would these "official" folks be?

>>13265692
>lawyers
Talk about shit tier HBs.

>>13265685
Not really. Cry some more.

>>13265696
When you're trying to get your mary sue accepted into MGE like Mari's has been, yeah, it matters.

>>13265699
I bet you like surfer boys.

>>13265685
g-guys why aren't you autistic like me

y-you're all normies...

>>13265702
>not liking surfer boys
Faggot confirmed.

>>13265701
Shouldn't be too hard to KC himself to accept it if you think her out properly.

>>13265702
>Not metal-head boys
Get a load of this girl.

>>13265683
Wurm types in all caps cause she thinks it makes her more noticeable.

Manticore wonders why everyone claims tailpussy is shit.

It would be pretty bad.

>>13265706
>Having a waifu is autistic
>A Monster Girl thread
>Where 90% of it is literally waifu shit

God these threads suck so much dick these days and I don't know where exactly it went wrong

>>13265713
>liking chuuni greasy nerds with long hair
Disgusting.

>>13265641

You're using that word again. Also there has been no official comment on her at all. Try again.

>>13265712
The problem is getting past the language barrier to talk to KC, which is where pleasing the retards on MGR comes in, since they're one of the few places that has the ability to contact the man himself.