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Who is your queen and why does she love you?
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>>13255113You're a moron.>>13255122Thank you.
>>13255113She's a Black Dragon and she loves me because I'm here perfect little snugglebug.
>>13255113Jinko warrior queen who keeps me around because I give the best belly rubs and jinko cubs[/spoiler in the land
>>13255122"Harmony." Right. Kinda hard to do when both of them want to be ridden by the same guy if you know what I mean.
>>13255122Aww, FUCK. I forgot that.
Vampire did nothing wrong keeping her husband locked up in her mansion safe and sound.
>>13255113My queen is my servant. She loves me because I treat her like a queen.
>>13255122There's a wordpress aswell anon, link em both.https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/
>>13255156Kinda redundant since both the wordpress and blogspot are included in the main collection.
>>13255136Stokholmfag pls.
>>13255113>Letting anyone lord over you
>>13255136Don't worry, their damphir daughteru will patch things up
>>13255163Yes they are, but they aren't very obvious in there. And both of those are great ways for new and existing people alike to keep track of whatever is going on. They used to be posted with every OP, and as far as im concerned should still be posted with every OP.
>>13255169>not having anything in life you'd give yourself over toWhat a sad existence you must lead.
>>13255172I feel the new one is kinda redundant. It's copying a lot of stuff anyway so why bother.
>>13255113>DhampirShe doesn't.
>>13255169But Anon their higher over me she is the harder she walls when you Usurp her and turn her into a personal, Dere-Dere breeding sow who just wants to give you daughtersAnd cuddles, all the cuddles
>>13255172Fair enough, it does make them much easier to notice.
>>13255175>not having a fulfilling life so you have to give it to someone else to make something of it/be fulfilledEL OH EL
>>13255184I see you're still at work Elf Master kun.
>>13255201>living for yourself and not for othersIs that a villain I see?
>>13255207You, meet my middle finger.
>>13255176Simply because it's only fair to give both blogs the same treatment. Either link them both or link neither.
>>13255217Ah, and a rude one at that!
>>13255207>>13255217I asked that in the OP with the intention of talking about waifus; not arguing about freedom.
>>13255218Fair? Since when are we fair?
>>13255113My queen is Queen
>>13255225I'd love to talk about my waifu, but after posting her I started to write about another Black Dragon's husbando instead.
>>13255223You justicefag are the mist hypocritical pieces of shot in existence.>If you don't live the way I do, you're a villain! Even if you aren't hurting anyoneWhen you point your finger at someone, three fingers point to you.
>>13255230Sounds interesting. What's it about?
>>13255237Unless you're Donald Trump.
>>13255225Too bad! IT'S ON!
>>13255113Why treat my waifu like royalty when I could treat her like a goddess?or be greedy and treat her like the queen of gods.
>>13255226Right now is a good moment to start don't you think? It will make the Kikimora next door notice you.
>>13255239It's about a Dragon daughteru and her father waiting for momma to come back from a raid and him telling her about how he ended up together with the momma Dragon. Also some other, a little less cutesy things I'm getting more into as things progress.
>>13255244You lost me.
>>13255237Would would anybody want to disobey their monstergirl masters? They just want to make make a better world,
>>13255255All you're doing is making me want to kill monstergirls.
>>13255247>Best Wings>Best Feet>Best Smile>Best Brains>Best Personality >Best Clothing >Best Hat>Best Magic>Best Waifu
>>13255252Sounds lovely. I'll be waiting to read it.
>>13255258For what? Trying to do what's best for you?
>>13255253I seem to remember him having a tendency to point like he's doing a Judo chop. The one image Google shows of him pointing has him doing it the normal way though, so maybe I'm wrong.
>>13255261You already can read the first bits. Start here:http://pastebin.com/79g0r5US
>>13255259Gonna have to disagree with that.
>>13255268Damn it, Alp. I never realize I'm talking to you until you post a story. It's unsettling really.
>>13255282S-sorry. Update within the hour anyway.
>>13255284Fair enough. I'll be eagerly awaiting.
>>13255275and I'm gonna have to disagree with your disagreement. Crow Tengus are simply superior. To me. You have your own waifu.
>>13255275Just look at her. She's perfection.
>You'll never help feed your Oni Sumo her Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Linner, Dinner, and Dessert
>>13255265Ah.
>>13255263That's not for anyone but me to decide.
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>>13255300>perfectionAnon, you're on the path of wrongness, turn back.
>>13255250>You will never flirt with a Kikimora maid, making her blush, and asking why you take interest in a humble maid such as herself.
>>13255340No. She's sweet and beautiful and smart and there's no other real choice for a waifu.
>>13255206Is it bad that I want to do this? Breaking haughty, domineering girls into ones who love to snuggle and have your daughters makes me feel tingly.I'd give them all the love in the world after they fell
>>13255326You don't want to have a lovely monstergirl wife in a world free from strife and war?
>>13255353Tengu a shit.
>>13255333I wonder if the is a Slowest Member position in the raid. A place for guys not able to move quick but have sexual prowess the rest of the raid can't match.
>>13255360No anon.Your waifu a shit.
>>13255360Take that back.
>>13255359Don't you traitors have something else to do besides spreading propaganda? Like licking your mistress' feet?
>>13255305Only if she cuddles me afterwards
>>13255367>>13255370tengu a big nasty smelly shite, seriously who in their right mind would sex a fucking tengu
>>13255367>>13255370People with shitty bird waifus may not expect mercy from me.
>>13255357DEUS VULTKeep doing the good lords work anon, it's what needs to be done.Just don't let Anubis or Dragon slut catch wind, they'll try and kill you first chance they get.
The Lich Doctor continues to doctor Willis in this new, trippy installment of Valley of the Dragonette 2. Please don't judge me too harshly for going new places with it.New from line 155.http://pastebin.com/cbn8f2x4
>>13255363Sounds like a valid strategy.Like the tank for the raiding party. The guy who withstands all the pelvis abuse if it's needed.
>>13255373Don't you have something to do other then being cranky and saying mean things about nice ladies all day?
>>13255357You won't be getting any flak from me.
>>13255385Should the tank be a shota? I mean, that'd be prime bait right there.
>>13255380With kill you mean act proper tsun towards you and then go full deredere?
>>13255386Do something else besides tell smelly traitors how shit they and their masters are? Why would I do that?
>>13255359You paint a pretty picture, but your lies have long since been exposed, you just want humans to be cattle. To hell with your world.
>>13255376>>13255377How does it feel to have horrible taste? There is nothing wrong with crow tengus.
>>13255391Well he needs to be able to survive. A shota is more of bait that should never be bitten, used for some kind of trap.Tank should be some Paladin initiate, sacrificing his pelvis so the others can escape.
>>13255410>How does it feel to have horrible taste?I dunno, you tell me.
>>13255346I wonder what a Kikimora would wear when going out with her Master/date. Would be cute to see some special made maid dress.
>>13255391>Tank>A shota>TankThe reason bad things happen to you is because your party leader is a dumbass.
>>13255416>Not telling her to dress like a housewifeDo you even kiki?
>>13255392No, I mean the anons in the thread who are sluts for haughty domineering women, such as Anubis and Dragon.They gon kill you if they catch wind.
>>13255399No need to be mean. Words can hurt you know.>>13255404It's what men want, anon. Men are natural sluts and want nothing more then to be treated as such.
>>13255416A specially made maid dress for a special maid,s special occasions?
>>13255391>ShotaWhat part of Tank don't you comprehend?
>>13255418>>13255412Maybe the shota could be the scout? Checking out the interior before the raid starts.
>>13255426GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>13255426This bait is getting really old. Might I suggest you get a new one?
>>13255425I want to tease and torment an Anubis until she follows my schedule like a good dog she may even get a litter of pups as a reward
>>13255415You're the one in the wrong here. Crow Tengus are top tier waifus and deserve nothing but love.
>>13255436A Shota would be ill suited for the task, they might be small, but their sheer rape bait nature would alert any MG worth their weight that he was nearby.As usual, adults are the only quality adventurers.
>>13255436Much better idea, give him light armor so he doesn't make too much noise, and teach him obfuscation and speed spells.Shot a scout/assassin, sure.Shot a tank, tldr; ur a faget.
>>13255445I approve of this.
>>13255426>it's what men wantThey indoctrinated you but good huh? Poor bastard.
>>13255448You keep telling yourself that.
>>13255420Afcoarse, but when going out on a special occasion something special must be worn.>>13255428Yes, a special dress for special occasions. One specially tailored for her, without her knowing.And then given to her before you ask her to go out on a date with you.
>>13255418>>13255435>>13255412I-I guess that's why our team Shotank hates us and is constantly bruised and brokenBut hey, at least the Shotank did say he found a way to break into the Hellhound Dorm and steal their panties. He wants us to dress as "Prime Cuts" and slather ourselves in steak sauce. He said if we do this, we'll be completely invisible to the Hellhounds because the Steak Sauce will conceal our scent!It'll be a Smash, and we'll be the first dorm to successfully steal the Hellhound Panties without being raped and married!
>>13255463No really. I don't understand why anyone would hate them. They're a love.
>>13255380Dragonslut reporting, I actually approve of anon's work and share his interests.
>>13255469Has your Shotank come home with fur and/or saliva on strange parts of his body recently?
>>13255477Another Dragonslut reporting, you're a sick man for not loving your waifu for who she is and happily supporting her from the sidelines while saying things to feed her ego
>>13255490>>13255477The civil war has begun.
>>13255462Don't deny your slutty nature, you'll be happier that way.
>>13255490Another Dronslut here, you shut your mouth, >>13255477 has great taste.
>>13255490I really don't care, I'm only in it for Dragoncuddles anyway.
>>13255469>Shotank, in his pelvis cast, supported by crutches watches the raiding party get brutally raped through a window.>"hehehehehehe">"HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
>>13255502>Breaking a Haughty girlJust get a not haughty girl, how would you like if someone tried to change your personality and who you were? Besides, haughty girls are rare to come by and theres 50 hundred not-haughty ones, just use those, don't break the few that are on the market.You're like those bronies that buy rare antique guns then dissemble them and paint them with ponyshit.
>>13255506Is this the return of Shota vs Anon?
>>13255374She has to get the Itis after ONE of those mealsSo expect a cuddle from which no man can escape
>>13255464I just want to have a magical Kikimora who acts like Mary Poppins as a maid to take care of my children.And me at night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI
>>13255503>Turning a venomous, cruel red dragon into a baby happy girl who loves to snuggle you on her treasure pileGood taste
>>13255519Maybe it's a prequel, and after college Shota will move to an Apartment complex, where he'll suddenly start getting orders of rape that aren't his from a Jabberwock
>>13255515Well, stop me if you can.Or are you too busy wearing your apron?
>>13255523I would not even try Anon, I would embrace my fate.
>>13255515>tried to change your personality and who you wereBut plenty of monstergirls already do that.Also Dragons naturally turn dere-dere after years of marriage, there's no harm in speeding up the process. And if you don't want to a dere-dere Dragon then you can just slow it down or stop it.
>>13255506>Wizard Anon from party sees shit is going down>Triggers a backup spell he had planned that swaps him and shotas places
>>13255536Kuudere dragon a best.
>>13255382That bad, huh?
>>13255523Sumo yeti with the itis, a cuddle trap no one can escape
>>13255539>"Huh?!">"Heh, well if it isn't the little pup that I saw sneaking around here earlier..."
>>13255548>They say shotatank didn't walk for a month after that.>They also say wizard Anon replaced the order dorms milk with extra strength holst milk, tricked the amazon dorm into eating Loli cookies, and he once tricked the dark elf math teacher into using an enchanted, everlasting dildo that can't be removed without her finding true love
>>13255548So how many marriages took place that day in the Hellhound Dorm?
>>13255571Wizards are crazy, man. Both worthy of fear and the end goal for every rapist monster.
>>13255571Wizards: no sense of right and wrong.
>>13255571Wizards are the best.Get rekt, mamono shits.
>>13255584>>13255579>>13255591Wizards: Best sense of dickery in the world.
>>13255584Anon, if you had the power of the universe at your finger tips, would you be able to not screw with people?I know I wouldn't >Make holsts lactate strawberry milk for a week>Turn an Oomukade super buff for a month>Shrink an Oni till she's a shortstack I'd either be hatefucked to death or flat out murdered
>>13255595>>13255600Ehehehe...
>>13255603>Thinks no means yes>Specializes in offensive magichehehe
>>13255600>Make holsts lactate strawberry milk for a week>Turn an Oomukade super buff for a monthThey might actually thank you for that, especially the holsts. The oomukade might not like their deal so much after they've taken care of the bullies though.
>>13255600>>13255595>>13255603It really puts into perspective why Lilims are so shitty, we're just seeing them through the same lens a MG would view a wizard.
>>13255611I don't think Lilims are shit, they're my heroes! I want to be a fanboy for one and beg for her autograph and all that fun stuff!
>>13255600>"♪ ♬ Did someone say 'Strawberry Milk'?~ ♩ ♫"
>>13255615I want to be dommed by a Lilim and Pharaoh while praising how awesome they are!
>>13255616That looks like an abomination Promstein would make.
>>13255619Do not bully the cow.
>>13255615> I want to be a fanboy for one and beg for her autograph and all that fun stuff!That honestly sounds kinda cute.
>>13255616She'd look okay without the second pair of cowtits.
>>13255624That's not a cow, it's an abomination that deserves to be purged.wouldnottouch/10
>>13255616You know cows don't have four breasts. They have four nipples on one breast. I wonder how that would change fan art if people realized.
>>13255624But I already touched the cow, what am I supposed to do now?
>>13255628She's just a travelling milk merchant Anon.
>>13255610Some times it's harmless bordom>Curse a dragon so that her breath comes out as soap bubbles>Curse a lilim so that her shirt and pants are always a size too big>Do the reverse on an alp>Curse a hobgoblin with Genious intellect for some Flowers for Algernon shit
>>13255633Lay down and prepare for the feast.
>>13255634If I catch one whiff of either lab coats or seaweed, that bitch is going up in flames like a Christmas tree after new years.
>>13255526This sounds wonderfull. Kikimora's truly are olev.
>>13255632Nipples are individual breasts, even if they're conjoined.
>>13255650You just blew my mind for a second. You're right but fat sacks attached to nipples are genuinely thought of as breasts. So I refer to my previous point with an altered definition of what are breasts.
>>13255639>Curse a dragon so that her breath comes out as soap bubblesThis sounds both adorable and hilarious.
>>13255639>Not just swapping the Lilim and Alps body types, leaving the lilim flat as a board and the alp a bombshell of untold levels
>>13255639>Curse a lilim so that her shirt and pants are always a size too bigI want to comfort a lilim that has been cursed by an evil wizard like this, only to find out that she could remove it immediately. She just wanted to find a good husbando.
>>13255663But alps become way better than lilims at stage 3 anyway, why bother?
>>13255670Better question Anon, are they too big because they grow?Or because her "assets" shrink?Apply the same thing to the alp
I want to smash a chair over a monster bully's head!
>>13255672To see the face on the flat lilim, obviously.If you go by KC canon instead of thread canon that alp may well stay flat for life though, so in that case there is a point.
>>13255626>Tough, Cool, Tall, Beautiful and Dominant Lilim constantly causes mischief by casting magic spells usually at the expense of the Human Boys on campus>Somehow gets her own little Freshman Human Boy fan who eagerly follows her around like a puppy, praising her and talking about how flawless she is, cheering her from the sidelines, and occasionally asking for her autograph>Lilim keeps him around since he always does anything she says without hesitation, and it helps her ego growI like the idea too What would happen if the Campus Wizard saw it and wanted to cause mischief of his own?
>>13255681No, it's her clothes seem to magically change size to being too big. They are still some jubblies under that shirt. Good enough for full coverage paizuri.
>>13255686I want to be in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match with a monster bully.
>>13255699I'd rather just crack her skull open with a chair from behind.
>>13255699>You'll never throw a monstergirl off a ladder and through a table to the roar of the crowd. Goddamnit.
>>13255686I want to seduce a monster bully and make her go to therapy so she can solve her problems and stop hurting others!
Monsters Inc is just Pixar's version of Monster Girl Encyclopedia, right?
>>13255250>You will never force a Kikimora to watch every Adam Sandler movie
>>13255713I want to Hold hands with a former monster bully and watch her blush.
>>13255725I fucking swear to god.
>Mono won't draw more requests
>>13255725That actually looks somewhat imposing.
>>13255739>this won't be finished>with a canopy of trees and patches of sunlight beaming down on her
>>13255645It's been a while since I last saw some Kikimora olev. It takes me back...
>>13255725>>13255740>>13255735This is why you reinforce and deadbolt your doors anons.
>>13255688Easy, every curse throws or arrogant remark she makes turns her a flatter, a little less powerful, and a little shorter until she looks like a weak little Loli lilim>If you wish to act like a spoiled child then you may as well look like one.
>>13255739Isn't his drawing backlog fucking massive though? Commissions are more important if its part of your livlyhood after all
>>13255333>Ghoul raidOh yes. Hoping for the Lich raid soon, trying to sneak up on a group of powerful, perverted, magic using undead Yuki Nagatos would be fun.
>>13255727There's a limit to how much bullying even demons and foul beasts should be subjected to.
>>13255747Oh please, it still surprises me that the Hellhound has yet to receive art of the fearboner instilling variety.
>>13255745I want to wake her up by rubbing her head, and then spread her legs and give her the d. I'm not even a maledom.
>>13255748Is that the part where the human boy fan of hers rolls up his sleeves, tracks down the Wizard, march straight up to the wizard, look him straight in the eye, lays it on the line, and begs him while crying to please reverse the curse because she's his idol and you don't just curse other people's idols to be weak lolis
>>13255747Fuck that, Hellhounds are shit.I'd shoot my cock and balls clean off.
>>13255774He's a sub, he doesn't get to make requests.
>>13255739Still my favorite Holstaur drawing.
>>13255782They are not his requests
>>13255790Don't worry, no charge for them.
>>13255775That seems a bit excessive unless you're into CBT.
>>13255782>Implying being submissive means being a slaveWow, your masculinity is fragile as hell isn't it?
>>13255782Just because he's a sub doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings Anon, or the empathy he feels seeing the girl he once idolized as a mighty and powerful demon turned into a small loli.Can't you have compassion Anon?
>>13255801If it gets them to leave me the fuck alone I don't care, since apparently any other way is laughed at so I guess shooting your cock off is the only way.
>>13255810>>13255802>Compassion for criminals and their lackeys3 weeks in the cubes.
>>13255787Holstaur All-Star
>>13255811Couldn't you cut them off instead of shooting them off? You might need the bullets you would use shooting your balls and cock off.
>>13255811You could try having sex with another monstergirl.
>>13255811Why don't you just waifu another monstergirl?
>>13255774No, it's the part where the lilim joins the Sabbath and turns her husband into a pedophile.
>>13255819I can't go through with cutting myself.Gunshot is quick and it's over before I know it.
>>13255811If you hate Hellhounds so much, why do you always imagine getting forcefully husbando'd by one?
>>13255813I'm sorry, but what was her crime?I see no crime.I've been meaning to ask for a long time, but what the fuck does Dredd have to do with anything anymore? He used to just pop in to write shitty ends to cute stories and better ends to shitty stories. What the fuck is his purpose now?
>>13255830Shitposting
>>13255826It's still the same amount of pain and you might be able to use anesthesia to dull the pain instead of just shooting your junk off.
I went ahead and added a bit to the elf greentext that went up in the last thread. It's a bit of a left turn from my other stuff, so feel free to give your thoughts on it.http://pastebin.com/7qe66dY9And before anyone points it out, kalar might as well be elves.
>>13255837Nah man, can't do it.The only way I'd purposefully hurt or kill myself is with a gun.
>>13255810Sorry Anon, only true love and/or the lilim learning a lesson of great moral importance can break the curse.It's required by MGC Arcane Lawand how the Wizard Jobe got away with cursing the head of Cooncorp to "have a form fitting of her decadence and greed"They say she still weighs more than a particularly chubby ushi to this day
>>13255825Which immediately followed by the curse turning her Oppai Loli so she can't cheat the system
>>13255850Surely an anon's twisted fantasies count as true love!
>>13255847It just seems inefficient. I mean even castrating yourself with a flamethrower would work better because it would cauterize the wounds. But if you're determined to shoot your balls and cock off I'm not one to stop you.
>>13255850>Fanboy then promptly takes the Loli Lilim out for a romantic date in the park under the stars while he has an old CRT TV hooked up playing "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood"Does it work?
>>13255868No one would say no to watching Mr. Roger. No one. This is an earth-mover.
>>13255859Are you saying a man can't be attracted to more than one body type? Because that shit is crazy.
>>13255862>>13255868But does she love him back?It's one thing for him to love her, it's an entirely different thing for it to be mutual
>>13255866>Jellied gasoline on your junk better than bulletsI mean bullets are stupid, a razor sharp knife and they wouldn't feel it until it was over, but spraying fire jelly on a person is beyond pain.
>>13255881It's more of, she can't sway the masses like she used to with her looks, she's also still as weak as a kitten
>>13255866>a flamethrower would work betterWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>13255810>Wizard Anon, getting a bit tired of the Fanboy Anon's crying finally decides to make him a deal>Fanboy Anon stands up and listens intently, eager to do anything to get his old Lilim back>The Wizard Anon then hands the Fanboy a vial filled with a thick purple liquid>The Wizard says that, if the Fanboy drinks the entire contents of the vial, he'll turn his Lilim back to the way she was, and never lay another curse on her again>Fanboy is smart enough to ask what the potion will do him though>The Wizard states that the potion is rigged to completely recreate the effects of Alping and give him the body of one, though his desires would still be for Monster Girls, thus creating an unachievable happy ending for him>This scenario obviously sucks for the Fanboy, so he asks if there's some other option he can take, only for the wizard to instantly say no>Fanboy now has to choose between making the girl he saw as a goddess happy, or having his own chance for happinessWhich will he choose? I'll roll a D20 to decide on either a happy or bad end.
>>13255746Don't worry anon, Kikimora's aren't forgotten. People are just too busy tenderly loving and bullying them. Though i've been missing the adventures of the dense Master and his Kikimora
>>13255901>the guy drinks it>"actually it was just normal purple drank, also I'm not reversing shit lol"WIZARDS
>>13255919He's just asking for the fanboy to snap and start strangling his neckYou can only push a sub so far anon, especially when it concerns matters with their dom
>>13255919This>It doesn't do anything if she doesn't learn a lesson newbie. Now get out of here before I really alp you, I need to plan out how to get back at that Werecat who stole my chips
>>13255924As a major sub, I agree. If my wife wants to dom me hard, that's fine. But if someone messes with her, I will skullfuck a bastard.
Being a sub isn't the same as being a beta all the time, right?
>>13255933>Skull fucking a wizardOk, right, as soon as an orphan can kill a Lilim
>>13255942I'll die before I relent. It's all about the ambush and the set up.
>>13255844That was short, but sweet.On the subject of your stories though, do you intend to continue The Son of New Jericho?
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Werewolf-%28Girls%29I was looking for a doujin and found this.
>>13255945You would have to do better than over 30 years worth of MGs anon, including a number of Lilims.All you can do is hope for the best.
>>13255959I cast fist
>>13255959Never step between a sub and his dom, anon. That's just asking for something bad to happen.
>>13255947I've got a bit of chapter one in my head, but really want to have a full chapter for y'all to read before I put it up here.
>>13255969Splendid.
>>13255966Anon, who do you think invented that spell?He was expecting hat before you even hatched the idea.>>13255968He's had worse, ever had a sex crazed Lilim follow you through seven different proxy dimensions?
>>13255966Anon you know what will happen if you succeed right? He will curse you with all his power.A wizards death curse.The sole word he spoke?>FluffyAnd then Anon was a Cait sith
>>13255975I'll learn to be a wizard after taking several long courses from my Pharaoh waifu. Then he'll see.Yes, I have two waifus.
>>13255977>Be a wizard>WaifuMethinks ye fail to grasp the concept of wizardry.Even if you can learn a few tricks from your waifu, this nigga has the power of the universe at his fingertips, and only ever uses his powers to fuck around.You don't want him to get serious.
>>13255981>only ever uses his powers to fuck aroundHe he he
>>13255901>Just rolled and got the No-Alp happy ending>No idea what the fuck that would be in this scenarioWell fuck
>>13255981He doesn't want to see me serious. I'll put a spell of color spray on his door, then when he opens it, it'll knock his ass on the floor which I cast a spell of carpet of adhesion on.
>>13255955That's some pretty retarded shit. How in the hell did you find that looking for a doujin?
Just for shits and giggles.>It's a friday night, and an important one at that>It's the only time of the month where you and your few friends all have time off, and meet up at the bar>Tonight is different though>The first difference is sitting in your passenger seat>Your Apsara girlfriend was making some final touch-ups to her eyeshadow in the visor's mirror>Not that she needed makeup, her natural beauty was stunning as is, and you told her plenty of times>She just liked having a color palette to mess around with>"So are you sure about this, Andy? I don't mind meeting your friends, but...">Trust me Devika, you tell her>The tension between these two is so thick you could cut ot with a knife and spread it on toast>She simply sighs and puts her eyeshadow back in her purse>"Still... I don't know if having them hook up is the best idea.">You tell her again to be patient, once she meets them she'll understand>"If you say so, honey."
>>13255125>Perfect little snugglebug>Not cuddly little treasure chest
>>13255993I was using Google because I couldn't find a download link anywhere.
>>13255988Is there a happy end where all 3 characters are happy when a Wizard is involved?
>>13256008What doujin were you looking for?
>>13255915You and me both pal.You and me both.
>>13255380I am he. And I say, let the Elf-Breaker do as he likes.To each their own.
>>13255988He goes about the old fashioned way of making the lilim not a dick to everyone
>>13255382Eh, is a bit interesting, what the dude in his head might mean or lead to.
>>13255542You. You mah nigga.
>>13256000Continue.
>>13256006You. You are my nigga.
>>13255830>He used to just pop in to write shitty ends to cute stories and better ends to shitty stories.Last I saw him do so, was Gauf's Pharaoh/Wight Greentext, Yandere Pharaoh route.Dredd blew the Pharaoh out a window, and then pursued her, while the MC hooked up with an Anubis maid on the rebound. Pretty good end imo
>>13256020We are friends now you and I
>>13256006>Not cuddly little treasure chestIf you're her cuddly little treasure chest then what does she stores inside you?
>>13256042The pharaoh end was seriously lacking, it really did need a Dredd reboot.
>>13256042>Yandere Pharaoh routeWasn't she mostly masochistic, along with some obsessive tendencies like the desire to birth MCs children, and repeated thievery of MCs clothing?
>>13256055Love
>>13256055Love.
>>13256055Her heart.
>>13256055Her dick.
>>13256070>>13256063>>13256061>>13256060One of these things are not like the others.
>>13256055Her children.
>>13256076mpreg?
>>13256000>It's not long until the two of you arrive at the bar>The local legion outpost might not have had the widest selection of drinks>The available taps were the most lacking, you thought>But because of your friend's military career, she got free and discounted drinks, and made sure spread the love>After parking, Devika and you head inside, and you make a beeline for your usual booth by the dart board>You see your friend Bryce already there, still wearing his neon construction vest>And already on his fourth Miller of the night, to boot>Once he sees you and Devika, a wide smile appears on his face, and he waves you over>You slide into the booth seat, Devika taking the spot on your right, and you signal the bartender over>Jesus Bryce, you start, bad day at work?>"Nope, work is going fine. Its Natalie again." he says, and sips his beer>Of course its Natalie, you mutter, and glance at Devika>What did she do now?>"Well, you remember I was saving up for that baby-blue Harley Softail, right?" He starts>Of course you do, its his dream bike, and he hasn't shut up about the damn thing since highschool>"Yeah well, that money is gone." Bryce adds, and finishes his beer>What?>"Yeah, and now Nana has herself a nice new Gucci handbag." He continues, and grimaces>"Fucking lazy ass succubus bitch..." he adds with a mutter, as the Kappa bartender shows up at the booth
>>13256055Seven seeds if Spicy Wolf is any kind of indicator.
>>13256074But all of those things are exactly the same.
>>13256085Faggot.
>>13256023>The Lilim realizes that she needs to be more humble and kind, and to not be so haughty>She also learns that she needs to stop using her magic to play mean tricks, or show off>With these realizations, she transforms back to her original self, a tall and lovely demon>The fanboy Anon is first excited to see her back to normal, until she thanks him for her concern>And apologizes for how she acts>And says that she has renounced her proud and cruel ways>And then asks fanboy if he would like her to invite him on a kind lunch where they talk about him and she does other kind, helpful, and humble things as well as her new goal to be a kind traditional housewife who is obedient to her husband >Fanboy anon drowns his tears in Sweet Tea and other non-alcoholic drinks, asking what he did to deserve such a cruel fate
>>13256101He stole a cookie from the wizard years ago, this is long overdue payback
>>13256101Wizard dickery is like onions.
>>13255844Kalar make great breeding stock before ripping out the crystal in their head, which kills them, and using it to forge ultra powerful weapons
>"I hope Anon-kun notices me today~"
So who is Rance, and what does he do, asides from, to my knowledge, abuse women? I mean not that that's a bad thing, it's just that if it's his only thing he's a boring character.
>>13256055Isn't it obvious? You store precious things in a treasure chest.You're her treasure chest, because everything you are is precious to her.
>>13256138AHHHHHHHH
>>13256138>abomination noted. Firing.http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/zs/anh/dsbeam3.jpgcaptcha: ommulae booblies
>>13256113>>13256120Wizards are fucking douchebags
>>13256082>"Another Miller, Bryce?" The kappa asks, and he nods>"Thanks Janine." He mutters again, and the kappa turns towards you and Devika>"Evening, Andy! Having the usual tonight?" She asks, and you shake your head>You're not in the mood for beer tonight, and you tell her you'll take a Jack and Coke, as well as a Water Moccasin>Janine nods, and turns to Devika>"A White Russian for me, darlin'." She says with a smile>The kappa nods again, and runs off, as Bryce sighs>"Man, I really need to lose my chick, in the worst kinda way." He mutters>You know that, you've been telling him for years to break up with Natalie, she has him wrapped around her finger like a bow>Is she still not working?>Bryce shakes his head>"Nope, she still sits on her ass all day spending my money on amazon and gossiping on facebook." He replies with a frown>"I'm not too late for the party, am I?" You hear a familiar female voice say>Bryce immediately slides over in the booth seat, and a blonde, tattooed and battle-scarred Kunoichi dressed in her civvies sits down next to him>You smile as your second friend joins you>Nope, you made it just in time Miyako, we just ordered drinks a minute ago>"Perfect, I need something strong and stiff to waste me tonight. Mark fucked up big time. Maybe his last time... I'm not sure yet." she says, frowning
>>13256055>"W-what is that Human doing with his hand?">"I CAN'T LOOK!"
Would MGC allow a male protagonist that doesn't get raped?
>>13256150But Anon, can't you see how adorable she is?
>>13256168Live in the posh district.The worst you get there is Cat Girl maids that go into heat. Or maybe a snobby Elf neighbor.
>>13256168Depends on how he goes about it, if it's through paranoia and skill than he's just another challenge
>>13256162>Hooking up friends who have shitty partners, with each other>With Monster GirlsEh, sure, why not?
>>13256172>>13256174No I'm talking about a television character.MGC seems to be the kind of city to not allow that stuff.
>>13256171>cleansing abomination. Glory to the Emperor.http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/12/Ku7mUmo.gif
>>13256138>>13256171Male escorts/prostitutes in MGC probably end up with girls like this as clients.I would show her a nice time.
I remember some days ago there were a few posts about muscular lamias.http://40.media.tumblr.com/157056028e2483e5ac949891fa332c53/tumblr_njn096vDzo1s5j216o1_r1_1280.jpg
>>13256179>MGC seems to be the kind of city to not allow that stuff.If by MGC you mean MGG, then yeah.
>>13256185>http://40.media.tumblr>tumblr
>>13256189This post has three layers of shitposting.
>>13256185Yep, that's a tumblr picture alright.
>>13256185Jesus christ, how horrifying.
>>13256185No.
>>13256185I'm indifferent, she has T-Rex arms in comparison to her breasts, and botox queen lips. However, she also has dem hips and dat belly.>>13256189Tumblr has great stuff if you know where to look.
>>13256187Well yeah, but character wise monsters seem to be a bit protective of their husbands, but I doubt they'd be completely fine with letting him get in the line of fire.
Why are female-identified robutts so damn cute?
I need the source on this like a Dark Elf needs cock
>>13256208I shot all of them that I could. Also Amada did literally nothing wrong.
>>13256208>Using all those extra words to describe a gynoid
>>13256162>Oh jeez, you say, what did Mark do now?>At that point Janine shows back up with a tray of drinks, and divies them up>You slide your Jack and Coke over to Miyako, and she doesn't waste a second, chugging the drink in moments>"That fucker hocked one of my purple hearts, and blew it all on internet poker." She spits out, and glances at the Kappa>"Hey J, could ya bring us another round?" She asks, and the kappa nods, running off again>"Of course it had to be one of MY purple hearts, heaven forbid he sells his own, it's 'too precious' to him" she continues, and growls>"Right, a purple heart for a piece of fucking shrapnel in his ass is too precious, but because I've got more than one, I won't mind losing them.">In record time, Janine returns to your booth with another tray of drinks, as Miyako takes one of the Jack and Cokes, and slams it down>"It was just the one I got after that muhjahideen sally stabbed me in the fucking chest. Why would I care about it?" She continues, her rambling gainging more venom with each passing moment>"And to top it off? I smelled another woman in our room just before I got here..." she adds, quieting down, as she stares at the table>"Fucking Mark... I really hate that dick.">You glance at Devika again, and subtly gesture towards the pair of sad sack friends across the table>The Aspara simply sighs and nods, before turning to the kappa bartender>"Hey, for the next round, could you make us some Iron Butterflies?" She asks, and Janine nods>"If you can, Grey Goose or Ketel One, Bailey's, Khaluha, and..." she contines, and leans towarss the kappa>"Slip in some Ganesh Mountain Amrita, for those two." She whispers, nodding towards your friends
>>13256233Try to couch it in sympathetic exposition all you want. Homewrecking and meddling in people's marriages is the lowest thing anyone can do. The MC and his wife are disgusting.
>>13256223Shes a White Space Elf from SO4.
>>13256231>Shot every single robot>Defends AmadaNigger whoseose side are you on?
>>13256208I really liked EVE's personality. Guess I'll always have a thing for powerful yet cute girls.
>>13256233I'd rather go to one of my family reunions then read anymore of this shit.Fucking christ I've never been more bored in my life.
>>13256237Who said either friend we're married? It ain't healthy being in a shit relationship in the first place
>>13256242Too bad all of those except Aigis are alright Aigis a best
>>13256241You can't tell me that you didn't shoot those things, Amada was trying to help humanity, whats a few less service droids gonna do?
>>13256249>Living with someone and totally supporting them when you're not married>Allowing anyone access to shared accounts when not married>Allowing anyone to lay claim to any of your stuff and selling it when you're not married>doesnotcompute.jpgDon't use all the bad marriage bum stereotypes and then pretend they're not married.
>>13256185Anons, I'm conflicted.On the one hand- "Oh God, those lips..." On the other- "Oh God, I wonder what they'd feel like on my dick..."
You know what we need?More Cronenberg level bullshit.
>>13256285You know what we need?Not that.
>>13256267Actually my sister did that with her boyfriend. Granted it was completely fucking stupid and she really ended up paying for it, but it is a thing that happened. Also I don't think she let him sell her purple heart he just sort of did it and that's why she's pissed.>>13256233Just want you to know that I'm loving the story so far.
>>13256285You know, Dark Breed actually made me think of the plot for a monstergirl short.
I had a friend in pretty much that situation with a bunch of even worse bullshit and he wasn't married. The girl had BPD, she was legit crazy, and my friend needed some pretty strong pushing to get out of it.
>>13256301Oh and I should give a shit why exactly?
>>13255850What's an Ushi?
Behold!
>>13256311do people give you weird looks when you show up in real life
>>13256301But what are the odds of having two of them at the same time? And how smart is it to try to solve it by forcing them to get drunk and cheat and fuck each other?
>>13256311Was meant as reply to guy saying the situation was unrealistic unless they were married.>>13256267Why are you so caustic? >>13256243was you too wasn't it?
>>13256291>Not liking Cronenberg levels of body horror
>>13256328Didn't inari write that? He's the TF guy, right?
>>13256326It's not unrealistic. It's just something I've only seen happen in real life in ghettos and trailer parks. And also young dumb rich kids, especially trust fund kids. But that's probably their natural predisposition to be targeted by hippies.
>>13256082Why did you se such a weird, uncommon, stupid name that's mine?I did a double take.
>>13256312Ushi-OniGiant rape spider that probably weighs a crap ton
>>13256331No, that's a very old Bollocks greentext.
>>13256328>gradual transformationReminds me of Birkin from RE2, I love it.>>13256331Inari's a TF/TG autist, so no.
>>13256333I think horrible relationships seem to transcend class divisions, they just happen behind closed doors with nice normal people.
>>13256322Is it really "Cheating" when the other parties are a Compulsive Gambler, and a Gold-Digging Succubus?
>>13256233>You give an exasperated sigh and stare at your friends>Look, how many times have I told you, give them the ultimatum, you say, and turn to Bryce>Just walk in, and say 'If you wanna stay together and live here, Nana, why don't you get a job?'>You then turn to Miyako, and frown>And you, why do you stay with that scumbag? You aren't even engaged anymore, I know that ended when he hocked your ring. And if the asshole is cheating on you? Dump his ass and leave him high and dry>Before you can continue, you feel Devika pull on your shirt>"Hey hun, I'm gonna pick some songs off the jukebox, wanna help?" She asks>Sure, you say, and leave the booth with your girlfriend>Once you're out of earshot from the booth, she opens up>"Sweet Eros above, you were right! This is bad!" She exclaims, stopping at the jukebox>Told you>"No, you don't even see it Andy! I'm a disciple of Eros, I can tell who is meant to be together and who isn't, and those two are meant to be a pair. You all went to school together, right? What the hell happened?" She asks, while picking out songs>You sigh, and say its a long story>But to out it simply, Miyako wanted a military career, and Bryce wanted to be an architect like his dad>Both were too dumb to know they liked each other, and they ended up meeting their shit partners in their fields>Devika frowned, and tapped her foot>"Fate has been awful with them... but, are you sure this is the right way to match them up?" She asks
>>13256347Yes. You don't mess around with someone in any kind of committed relationship until they officially break it off.
>>13256347>Is it really "Cheating" when the other parties are a Compulsive Gambler, and a Gold-Digging Succubus?Don't forget the gambler is probably already cheating>"And to top it off? I smelled another woman in our room just before I got here..."
>>13256348This is like a bootleg Dr. Phil.
>>13256347Yea it's still cheating. The ethical thing to do would be break it off before moving on. Even if it's a drunken phone call saying "we are done, i found somebody else" it's still better than breaking up after the fact.
>>13256348This story is too normalfag relationship for my tastes. Lots of needless bullshit involved for the hell of it, so good job in making it realistic I guess.
>>13256354Well I say that I agree with you.And it's likely what will happen in this story, either immediate before or after...something.
"Dayum girl! You shit wit dat ass?"
>>13256356More like that succubus, Sherry SpringerSHERRY SHERRY SHERRY
>>13256361Guy writing it here, that was actually the plan for them
>>13256368Oh god shut the fuck up now before we make something we regret.
>>13256361Eh, my view is that if one night of an actual nice time with someone is enough to convince you to take that last step, immediately the next day, then that's fine.But like, dragging it out, pretending to stay with one party for who knows how long when you've already moved on? Then that's bullshit.>>13256369Great! Get on with it then.
How do you think transformations work? I like to think that they become their actual monster first before succubus magic kicks in.Like a girl gets bitten by a werewolf, and goes full bestial actual werewolf, and then whatever magic laws the succuslut queen put down flick into affect again, and she loses basically everything except for the cute ears, paws and tail. So it's like two transformations. I dunno, maybe It's a dumb idea
>>13256377>full bestial actual werewolf>maybe it's a dumb ideaYou are correct, anon.
>>13256377It's such a dumb idea I didn't even read your post except for when you called it a stupid idea!Now fuck off.
>>13256371Today on Sherry Springer"My dad alped and wants to fuck me.""Your mother was only my beard, son."SHERRY SHERRY
>>13256386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQI'm begging you, stop.
>>13256371Its too late. Now it joins the shitty threadcanon likes of >russian jinko BUT IN SPESS!>retarded wurm doing the alphabet at everything>bob>NRAC, which was retarded on multiple levels>and more!
>>13256382>>13256383Naw I didn't mean like sexualised furries, i meant like, actually werewolf, underworld Lycan style or something. What they are meant to be. And then succuslut magic kicks in. Or do you think it just kicks in from the get go? I don't fuckin know.
>>13256377If a human girl gets bitten by a werewolf, she will probably not notice she has been turned into one until night or a full moon comes. Then she would transform however the werewolves of the setting looked like. Like in any horror movie.
>>13256394 G is for go screw yourself
>>13256407>>>/out/>>>/irc/>>>/fuckoffalready/
>>13256339Literally who
>>13255881Now you know why Sabbath is so shit.
>>13256407>What they are meant to be.You actually want them to look like that? Come on.
>>13256414A Wurm who uses that language is a Wurm that doesn't get ice cream.
>>13256422>snoutFuck off to /b/ furfaggot.
>>13256393You're right. Trashy conflict shows for monsters would be too terrible to comprehend.Except all those guys cheering when they find out they're not the father would be replaced by guys crying that it's not they're daughteru. And then possibly having the not-daughteru leaving with the man anyway as his lawfully-dicked wife.SHERRY SHERRY SHERRY
>>13256422We don't take kindly to your type round here, faggot.
>>13256425Calm down.
Yo dawg, I herd u lik tenguhttp://bato.to/comic/_/comics/nariyuki-makase-no-tengu-michi-r9477
>you will never be held captive by a lonely lich in her creepy tomb and be forced to participate in all her perverted "experiments">she will never stare at you blankly as you frustratedly try to tell her that liches are meant to study the dark arts>you will never bang your head up against the wall when she tries to pass off S&M as a dark art
>>13256425>>13256428no need to post twice
>>13256422>furrywould you kindly delete that?
>>13256420Just because I prefer my monsters kawaii with a great set of tits doesn't mean that a kraken isn't supposed to be some kina lovecraftian squid. I mean, dragons get to go back. I wonder if other powerful creatures get to go back once in a while. Like an arch Lich returning to like, this skeletal monstrosity of cosmic power or something.
>>13256428Calm down, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.But he is wasting space and being annoying, so your point is still very valid.
>>13256418>he doesn't know who Bollocks isIs this your first thread?
>>13256422Too bad this is the japanese containment board and not the western one.
>>13256426>implyingI would be relived, fucking hate kids.I also would hate to be in a relationship with a monster but that's beside the point.
>>13256431True suffering. How I wish.
>>13256436>Less than a minute>SamepostingNot him, but it's pretty obvious.
So what's up with the dancing captcha robot?lewd art when?
>So your boyfriend doesn't know that you are actually an alp, he thinks your a succubus?>T-that's right Sherry, i'm just so affraid to tell him>Well he's been watching back stage this whole time, so he knows now! Lets bring him out!*cue pissed off boyfriend>You're a fucking dude?!>SHERRY SHERRY SHERRY
>>13256436>Anon can't into basic mathJump off a bridge you mouth breather.
>>13256138>>13256171NOPE. NO FUCKING SHIT DAMMNIT NOPE!
>>13256436>timestampsWhat are you smoking?Share?
>>13256451All this because I said Dr. Phil.I hate you faggots.
>>13256347I agree with >>13256354 that it is cheating and it's sort of a dick thing to do, but I say it's kinda fair for them to do this since the deadbeat and the gambler aren't committed to the relationship; they only seem to be milking their partner for cash. I agree that cheating is a horrible thing to do and is in most cases unforgivable, but I also believe that using people for money is just as bad. They may be cheating and it is wrong, but honestly the succubus and the gambler have already destroyed their relationships.
>>13256348Did no one get the offspring reference?
>>13256425But I think snouts look gross too. I wanted to read it for the healing that happens at the end.>>13256439Fuck I deleted the whole post.
>>13256442Should I?
>>13256466Leave.
>>13256460Honestly, its better than half the stupid shit the threads have made lately.As in its still terrible, but at least its worth a chuckle.
>>13256468Take it easy bro
>>13256412What happens if a Human Boy was bit by an infectuous werewolf? Would every night he turn into a Werewolf Girl?
>>13256318>only now do I realize I was looking the wrong way and she does not in fact have a weird hand for a face
>>13256465TBH, the Sherry Springer conversation that spawned from it is far more interesting than the story at this point.
>>13256474Nothing would happen, Inari.
>>13256474Inari please fuck off.
>>13256465>>13256348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s
>>13256467He's been around for a while now, longer than several of the other writefags. He's also put in the same tier as negaattentionwhore and bob by the threads, but I never got why.
>>13256377>>13256407Yep, that is a fucking dumb idea.
>>13256465>OffspringHoly shit kill yourself.
>>13256483His personality is like Alp's, but with a lot of anger and bitterness added in for flavor.
Anon, do you like girls who take the initiative?
>>13256469Remember when Shirihebi came about from a simple misspelling?I wish I didn't.
>>13256467>avoiding the question.Lurk more newfag.
>>13256340>GradualThat was nothing like the Birkin transformation.
>>13256474I miss liquid Inari.
>>13256476>more interesting than the storyThis, I also wonder why Succubi are always written as 3DPD instead of actual human women.
>>13256491>That level of assertive sex>Them thighsGOT-DAMN!
>>13256491If by initiative you mean "rape", then no.
>>13256348>Its the only time of the month all three of you have off, you remind her>She frowns, and lets out a huff>"Fine. But if it works out, and they end up back at our place? You're cleaning up the aftermath.">Deal>The two of you return to the table, moments before Janine arrives with the special Iron Butterflies>Devika takes the one closest to her, and raises the glass into the air>"Cheers for a good night with friends, everyone!" She exclaims>You all grab the remaining drinks, and clink them together, before downing the strong drink>Devika finishes hers right after you, and lets out an excited eek as one of her songs starts up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDabnbutLU>Your expression turns blank>Really, Devi? You have a bad sense of humor>"No I don't. Now c'mon! Let's dance!" She exclaims, and pulls you back out of the booth>You shrug, and take her hand, the two of you swaying to the music>Its hard not to keep your eyes on Devika, as her body twisted and and glided to the flow of the music>But with the occasional glance, you see that Bryce and Miyako have joined the two of you, dancing together with wide smiles>>13256465I was wondering how long it took before someone noticed. The anniversary of the single was yesterday, its what spurred the idea
>>13256497I loved that faggot, made the real Inari so fucking assmad.
>>13256495not a newfag but okayjust wondering why I should know who the faggot is
>>13256491Her thighs are bigger than Lukas torso.>>13256496I suppose, since it was mostly gunfire over the course of the story that made it progress.
>>13256474Nothing would happen except, knowing KC, he gets a raging boner and ridden by a werewolf
>>13256503They take the rape?
>>13256498NOW THIS IS HEALTH
>>13256507>not a newfagWhatever you say newfag.
>>13256514Stop enforcing circlejerks so hard m8.
>>13256512It's proper health in my eyes.
>>13256491Oh yay, more shit girls for a shit game.Bet she's a vore monster too!
>>13256505>he actually made Inari get a tripIt was hilarious.
>>13256522No I'd say the insane posts on his pastebin were better.
>>13256517Seriously, if you don't know who Bollocks is then your knowledge of writefags is probably limited to nyanon alp and prw
>>13256505Inari went into the thread with the intention to stir shit up too, the fact that the tables turned on him has hysterical.
>>13256523You mean when he got so paranoid that he made pastes telling liquid to fuck off? Yeah, that was pretty funny.
>>13256526I'm not that guy, guy.I agree he should've at least browsed the archives but still, shitting on him for not knowing some other dude is kinda dumb.
>>13256483He was inoffensive and maybe slightly repetitious until he defended bobgnoll fervently. But what was really dumb of him was to dig his heels in about it.That and he used to post "Only write stories for yourself." every single time writers asked for advice. Which is not only unhelpful, it's wrong. Everyone has a target audience. Part of that is semantics. I'm sure nobody would start shit over it if he said, "Write stories that you would like to read even if you weren't the author." or something. Of course he kind of has to hang onto that now since his reputation tanked. He shouldn't have done the deleting thing either. It will just hurt him worse.
>>13256531>You'll never have a doppelganger stalker who insists on being you>She'll never hack into your everything, and make counter posts in YOUR bin when you try and disclaim her
>>13256533He's not your guy, friend.
>>13256474He turns into an incubus whose mana attracts all nearby werewolves>>13256519Try again
>>13256533Not the guy you replied to but Bollocks was just blogging yesterday in here about hiding his stories from Reddit and drinking.
So, writefags, how would your monster waifu react if she found your pastebin stories?
>>13256534Yeah, the deleting thing made him into Alp 2.0 only its made worse because Bollocks is actually decent.
>>13256545Honey, why are there so many spelling errors and why are the Greentexts double spaced?
>>13256545She would know that a good 60% of my stories are about girls of her species.That aside, I dunno how she'd react to that info.
>>13256545Lewdly? It's how monsters react to everything else.Captcha: ualPa
>>13256545Pissed off that I never finished her story, probably. Or just maybe weirded out that someone out there was writing smutty stories about her.
>>13256534>>13256546http://i.imgur.com/B4riDeo.jpgI'm pretty sure these aren't considered deleted.
>>13256451>Kanji walks out walks out and beats the shit out of the alp>Oni security guards try to restrain him>He ducks between them before picking up a chair and swinging at the back of one, sending her head first into a wall>Her horn pierces one of the circuits there and get shocked into unconsciousness>The second one manages to grab him, and gets his thumbs in her eyes for her trouble>Hinemizu from the audience jumps in with a flying kick that gets him to stumble at best>Gets powerbombed with the fury of one thousand niggers>Alp is cowering behind Sherry>"Now hold on now, you have a girl here that loves you, with all her heart, she just wants you to accept her, something that you yourself have wanted for quite some time she tells me, it why she fell in love with you, surely you understand her feelings.".>Everyone in the audience murmurs and nods>Kanji looks at Sherry blankly>"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DON'T. LIKE. DUUUUUUUUDES!!!!!">Cut to commercial>Two days later, after getting sprung from jail, >Kanji is sharing a strawberry parfait with the Hinemizu in a café>The alp cries its he/she eyes out while remaining unloved
>>13256555>http://i.imgur.com/B4riDeo.jpgYeah, set to private, like ELH did with the master list right before the exodus. If people can't get to it though, it's probably going to be referred to as deleted in the same way.Is that my Anya song greetext saved in there?
>>13256561I thought this was more of that shit that was being posted.Then I started smiling.Still don't feel bad for taking Naoto
>>13256498>I also wonder why Succubi are always written as 3DPD instead of actual human women.We seem to forget that human women even exist when we write for whatever reason, so succubi are as close as we get.
>>13256536>have a doppelganger stalker>she's so madly in love with you that she wants to BE you>you go to work only to find yourself at the desk, freaking out because some "imposter" has arrived>you go home to see yourself frantically masturbating in front of the mirror>the doppelganger will never then use your own form to rape you withSometimes its a good feel to never have something.
>>13256561I want to see King Grump Alp on Sherry. The carnage would be glorious.
>>13256545I have three stories on Pastebin right now.Two of which involve my waifu.I hope she'd like the portrayal of her kind.
>>13256574If I had a Doppelganger I'd want it to go down like MGQ's DoppelgangerFuck anything that bad ending was hot as fuck.
>>13256578I hate you.
>>13256574>Doppelgänger rapes you as a rule 63 version of yourselfI'm not quite sure how to feel about this
>>13256574You mean a fem you right?
>>13256584Extremely weirded out
>>13256584It would be horrifying and you know it.
>>13256526>prwI don't think I'm well-known enough for newfags to know me. Am I?>>13256545Extremely pissed that I haven't put her in any of my stories.
>>13256581thats the unofficial dopple
>>13256584>MY OWN CLONE
>>13256584I would be alright with it. FemMe is my type.
>>13256595You're a fairly new writefag, so I'd say so.
>>13256584Can't rape the willing.
>>13256596And miles better too
>>13256595>Extremely pissed that I haven't put her in any of my stories.Who is your waifu then? Can rule out Hellhound, Manticore, Wight, Mantis, Cheshire and all Egyptians at least.
>>13256622Wow that looks leaps and bounds better than the normal Luka.How old is that little shit again?
>>13256451>Kanji walks out and begins beating the shit out of the alp>Oni security guards try to restrain him>He ducks between them before picking up a chair and swinging at the back of one, sending her head first into a wall>Her horn pierces one of the circuits there and she is shocked into unconsciousness>The second one manages to grab him, and gets his thumbs in her eyes for her trouble>Hinemizu from the audience jumps in with a flying kick that gets him to stumble at best>Gets powerbombed with the fury of one thousand niggers>Alp is cowering behind Sherry>"Now hold on now, you have a girl here that loves you, with all her heart, she just wants you to accept her, something that you yourself have wanted for quite some time she tells me, it's why she fell in love with you, surely you understand her feelings.".>Everyone in the audience murmurs and nods>Kanji looks at Sherry blankly>"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DON'T. LIKE. DUUUUUUUUDES!!!!!">Cut to commercial>Two days later, after getting sprung from jail, Kanji is sharing a strawberry parfait with the Hinemizu in a café>The alp cries its he/she eyes out while remaining unlovedThe mistakes were pissing me off.
>>13256627Shota aged.But the Doppelganger is a Sexier older female version of himself. That he become when the Doppel switches bodies and seals him in that one, turning him into a regular girl so she can take his body and do evil things.It's hot.
>>13256567Yes.And they weren't hidden from Reddit. They were put on hidden because I figured that you people have better writefaggots to waste your time on.Clowns are spooky
>>13256632>corrected mistakes>Still misspelled Hinezumi as HinemizuI'm not mad, just disappointed.Still, you're alright.
>>13256451>Alp>DudeI could have sworn we went over the subject of how they're not dude numerous times already.
>>13256632I'd love an Alp.Tenderly too.But if she doesn't stage 3 and go into an Ara Ara Dom after a certain period of time, I'm bailing on her, because I ain't wasting my time on a stuttering washboard.
>>13256643>stage 3There is no stage three, read the world guide.
>>13256642>Thinking rational reasonable people are on Sherry Springer
>>13256640I can live with that one. Sometimes I think I might be slightly dyslexic.
>>13256648Oh, it was a Jerry Springer parody? My apologies.I need my morning coffee.
>>13256642>thinking anyone cares
>>13256643>not wanting a stuttering washboard.
>>13256647Explain the uber succubus then.
>>13256642>glossing over the fact they used to be dudes and behave as suchIf that's your preference that's one thing, but not everyone is that desperate.
>>13256643That sounds nice, just give her the dick and it should speed things along I'd rather the strongfat tomboy version though, teasing her about how cute she is while rubbing her slit through her soaked spats
>>13256662Do I look like a faggot to you?
>>13256665You mean one of the possible branching points they can turn into, like some Eevee?
>>13256668Yes.
>>13256668You don't want me to answer that.
>>13256668Totally.Hell, look at >>13256667
>>13256672>like some Eevee?That's a really good analogy. Thanks, Japan!
>>13256643>spoilerFinally somebody with the same stand as me against alps.
>>13256662Stuttering washboards are the best The look of terror they give you after waking us tied to a chair as you show them your Hathor Milk stockpile is the best
>>13256668of course
>>13256666Weren't you that guy yesterday who kept getting proven wrong numerous times over how Alps are not trannies?
>>13256687Abandoning alps gets you stands? Or you need the stands to abandon the alps? I'm confused.
>>13256687Milkman pls
>>13256691And misquoted. This was meant for >>13256683
>>13256668I'd be lying if I said no.
>>13256676>>13256678>>13256679>>13256688>>13256694Th-Thanks>>13256667A Strongfat Alp is fine too.>>13256683My nigga
>>13256687>Stage two alp>Pumped full of hathor milk but little/no baby batter>Stuttering, self-conscious HEALTHy alp you can force to wear cute clothes that show off her new figureOh. Oh, this is nice.
>>13256690Afraid not. I agree with him though.
>>13256668>actually asking thatAnon all of San Francisco looks towards you as an idol of gayness.
>>13256699>Not>I agree with himThat doesn't make you sound not like him.
>tfw she's watching you cumming.
>>13256693Wanting stage 3 is my stand, everybody here seems to only want stage 2.
>>13256624Vanilla dragon.I know, I'm a boring faggot.
>>13256707You can't prove I'm him, and I can't prove I'm not, so what do we do? We drop it.
>>13256709But there is no stage 3.Eh, who gives a bloody fuck at this point other than me? Headcanon it however, just remember canonicaly there's no stages.
>>13256711Not at all. Vanilla Dragons are great. I love 'em. There's a reason I started the whole "Dragonslut" thing after all.
>>13256709I'm a stage 3 man, but I like to start them off at stage 2 so I can see them grow into my deviant tastes.
>>13256708she's studying me like a pupil
>>13256504>The rest of the time at the bar becomes a blur of lights, drinks, and music>Thankfully Devika stopped drinking after that first Iron Butterfly, and was sober to drive by midnight>It took some convincing, but with your girlfriend's help, you managed to get Bryce and Miyako to tag along back home>After a short and somewhat uneventful ride, you arrive back at your modest house>Nature had apparently called both your friends, as Bryce got out and made a beeline to your backyard>Miyako instead headed for your front door, and stepped inside>Before you could exit the car, Devika grabbed you arm>"Honey, listen. Can you try to convince Bryce to call Nana and break things off? I'm going to try to have Miyako do the same.">Yeah, of course you can>She sighs, and smiles>"Good. I can't do this in good conscience until they both call it off." She adds, and gets out of the car>You follow suit, and glance at the night sky>Stars shine down brightly, with no clouds around>You glance back at your girlfriend, and ask one word>Bonfire?>She grins and nods>"Perfect. Now go have your guy time! I'll see how Miyako feels about everything.Gonna take a brief break here, smut to come soon. Would you guys want to see Devika smut or Miyako smut first?
>>13256714I can, actually.You see, you're not him because you haven't resorted to petty name calling as well as parroting yourself. You also type differently than he does.As for dropping it, how would a milkman react if he dropped a thing of milk around a bunch of Werecats?
>>13256717I hope you step on a rust nail.
>>13256725I'd rather not see any of it to be honest.
>>13256692Nyet,>>13256698 sums up what I'm shooting for.
>>13256716>Eh, who gives a bloody fuck at this point other than me?It's just you. Remember not to throw a shit f- hey, you didn't throw a shit fit. Nice. Anyway, it's at least easy to demarcate the difference between KCanon and threadcanon alps; as soon as stages are brought up you know.
>>13256727Keep walking? Not like he has telekinesis to scoop up the milk.
>>13256732>says no to smutWhy the hell are you here anyway?
>>13256727Which one?NTR one, HEALTH Terrorist one, or a regular one?
>>13256727Door to door workers like that would need Batman levels of preparation, so he'd probably whip out some catnip spray or mace, depending on his mood. That or he'd throw more milk as a distraction.
>>13256727If any milk dropped on his crotch, it would be a catastrophy.
>>13256716It's a totally valid shorthand for a fully developed alp that has accepted her womanly lewdness, the endgame alp.Stage 2's are early alp's still disoriented by their transformation and haven't welcomed being a succubutt into their hearts.Stage 1 just refers to a potential alp. Just add DE.Just because the names aren't used in the world guide doesn't make the terminology not useful.
>>13256746Because why would I want shit smut for a shit story?
>>13256534Bobgnoll only works because it's a spotted hyena base. Other Gnolls wouldn't have certain offensive anatomy.Different strokes and all that.
>>13256755...I spelled catastrophe wrong.
>>13256727He'd be fine. They would be preoccupied with the milk at first, and then too curvy to chase him. It's the special milk, you see.
>>13256741Mhmm.It still bugs me a little, but I'm learning to deal with it.>>13256757Shouldn't stage 1 already be an Alp not a person with the potential to be one since he's still a human?
>>13256757It does, actually; alps don't all necessarily proceed to stage 3 or even stage two as we define them. Those are completely different things.
>>13256759The issue was bob chose it specifically because of that anatomy. Which the spotted hyena isn't even one of the two species in the type genus of hyena. Defending that level of intentional shit stirring is just bad for business.
>>13256758You just sound sour, anon, did you have a bad day? All that negativity isn't good for your health, you know
>>13256725Apsara?We don't have any smut of them, but we have a modest amount of Kunoichi here and there.
A whole team of Dragoon MGs has made this the best thing in a long while.
If an Alp changes to suit your desires, What if you had some fucked up desires? Like, /d/ level shit?You could ascend having bully material, you'd be full-blown bad end depending on how depraved you are.
>>13256767>Shouldn't stage 1 already be an Alp not a person with the potential to be one since he's still a human?What did your face look like when you realized even the straightest, vagina lovingist of men is a stage one alp?
>>13256728But why?
>>13256767The stages refer to the Stages of Alpification, not to alps themselves.>>13256769Nowhere does it say that every gay man becomes an alp or that every alp eventually goes stage three. It's just a shorthand for where they relatively are. Actually, it's pretty close to how you define stages of a disease.
>>13256778>Anon has fetish for 7 ft green skinned immobile girls with 3 sets of breasts and tentacles on their sides that violate themselves>Alp doesn't know this when she gets into a relationship with himI have to admit, this idea could be really fucking hot
>>13256776>High Wind>Lancet>High Jump>All this Final Fantasy bullshitYES. More Dragoon moves!
>>13256769The labeling of "Stages" is valid, but yes, the Thread's definition as it stands is a bit off.Stage 1 is a guy with the potential to be an Alp, whether his desire for Dick and/or to be a Chick is conscious or subconscious.Stage 2 is freshly transformed.And then Stage 3 is them once they've settled into their femininity, whether they've gone Ultra-Slut, remained more masculine, or anywhere in-between.
>>13256770Well i'm far past the point of caring if Bob likes dicks, chocolate or fleshy at this point and i'm sure as all fuck beyond the point of caring what you shitbags hold me to by saying I didn't have a total problem with it after a while.It's like drinking Castor Oil, eventually you'll learn to live with it. Still tastes like shit, though
>>13256786Alpificatication would mean the transition from Incubus to Alp, from there is works like an Eevee as said earlier as there are no stages inbetween.
>>13256776If only KC Wurms were in Paradox.I'd Social Link them so hard Luka'd be waifuing them before Disc 1 even kicked off.
>>13256796And someone with cancer has cancer. That doesn't mean there's not stages to signify their condition.
>>13256770>Spotted hyenas have not-dicks>Bob writes about MG versions with not-dicks>Thread is angry for some reason, as if forced to read his stories
>Tfw you tell Anons that you like centaurs.
>>13256800Of course.However you try and depict the three examples pictures as milestones and stages in their development instead of just a human boy with gay thoughts, one type of Alp, and another type.
>>13256805You must be new here. Anytime Bob does something the threads flip the fuck out. Not saying it isn't justified, just saying
>>13256807Centaurfags get no love.
>>13256786It doesn't say anything everywhere because it's not formally written down. That aside, the notation still only holds for one particular case as generally laid out (dude->bullyable new alp->aralp). Take a look even at >>13256793 where stage two and stage three can be the exact same thing. There's also n guarantee that physical and mental changes match up so you could easily have the body in one stage and the body in another.While I realize it is possible to apply stages to something that occurs as a smooth process, this really isn't one of those situations; at least not with just one set of stages.
>>13256807HORSEFUCKER.
>>13256814Let's be honest, most people here are just jealous of Bob for how popular, iconic, and beloved he is and how he has drawfags drawing a lot of stuff for him for free.
>>13256778Wouldn't be bad end but damn if she wouldn't end up suprisedLet's just say she wouldn't have to worry about being called flat, thin as a rail, and "flat assed" again
>>13256807You have no one to blame but yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
>>13256797I wish they did what Rance Quest did and allowed you to make your own characters to use in battle provided you have a transparent PNG pic for a profile pic.Course custom characters aren't as good as the regular ones.
>>13256826Laying it on pretty thick there Anon. Gotta be subtle. Id quit if I became like Bob, the day my stuff brings more bad than good is the day I stop
>>13256807Try telling them you like sluts.You don't know SHIT about suffering.
>>13256794See this? This right here is why people still give you shit about it. You're digging in. Hell, if it was me, I'd be looking right now at the cost of being obstinate regardless of what I thought. When the subject came up, I'd just not say anything about it, in defense or otherwise. Maybe blow it off as ancient history and focus on writing now. And not calling the whole thread a bunch of shitbags, alienating the few people that still like you.But then I don't make the mistake of tying my opinions to my name either.
Dragons are whores that steal money and hard working men.
>>13256826Well no shit, but its not just that, its a double whammy that includes shit like Futa, the times when he pushes stupid shit like crazy (aural sex for example), keyaids, and so onWhether the guy is popular or not, it doesn't change the fact he has done shit that's pissed off a good portion of the community
>>13256842>Few people that actually like meTry person.
>>13256840Alright...I'll give it a try.Anons...I LIKE SUCCUBI!
>You may laugh now, but one day I will be a beautiful butterfly. >And I will be swole as fuck and I will benchpress your weak ass.
>>13256826We need an edit of the fish laughing while saying "you call this bait?!"
>>13256853I like you. I'm just trying to tell you what you're doing is counter-productive and self-destructive.
>>13256843Jealous much?
>>13256854Cuckold pls.
>>13256838>Rance Quest gives you the ability to have Apophis and Shirohebis as custom character partners>Paradox does not...
>>13256856>Sexually mature grubIt's a trick. Get an axe.
>>13256856She looks like a full grown woman though. Wouldn't it be the children that are the caterpillars and they build a cocoon during puberty?
>>13256871Especially considering the script to do so is super easy...
oink
>>13256880I'm not even upset, I just.........I need a drink.
>>13256864Would rather be universally reviled than actually liked since it's already been made apparent by self action and constant attacks that you all deserve better.
>>13256856A haughty looking caterpillar?Hello new boner.
>>13256881>Nope.jpg
>>13256871Quest was built from the ground up and not using RPGmaker.>Make whole team of Desert MGs in Quest>Watch them preform OKish>Makes it easier on my main team and saves up their attack uses
>>13256874She's a very late bloomer.
>>13256856Yeah yeah, shut up and let me poke your soft parts.
>>13256584Incredibly aroused. Because I know I am. You could also think about it this way, she would literally be perfect for you: shares all your interests, shares most of your skills, super compatible personality, perfect body type for you, understands you better than anyone else, and loves near unconditionally.
>>13256881P'orc are okay, and centaurs are fine too, but this needs to be purged.
>>13256887And who could blame you?
>>13256545Sad that she isn't featured more. Not my fault her kind don't make for good main characters.
>>13256881No.>>13256889Looks despondent to me.
>>13256901And her kind is...?
If any of you faggots play PAD, Hathor is available from the egg machine tomorrow
>>13256838It made no sense but I always add Kamilla
>>13256914Really? I thought it was the new Angels, and Egypt Series 1? And Hathor's Egypt Series 2, so...
>>13256881ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>>13256854That's nice, mang.Is she a slut for you only?
>>13256881H*ck no.
>>13256912Dormouse.
>>13256915>KamillaThere really isn't a proper class for her in the game though.At least the Desert MGs have something to work with, like Ranger for Girtablilu and Mage for Anubis.
>>13256930Hi Nyanon, seen this yet? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49575301
>>13256856>Y-You mean you actually wanted me to bench press you back then?!>Alright... B-But you have to stay completely still or you could get hurt!>A-Ahh ~<3
>>13256933Yep. Would cuddle like a daki and tickle her feet.
>>13256856That's nice. In the meantime i'm going to go hang out with a less bitchy caterpillar
>>13256918Egypt Series 1 is today, so if you want on that you have a couple hours before the day switches over
>>13256941____Gross____
>>13256934So cute, it's a shame that her lifespan is like a year tops
>>13256934I think I would be ok with her bench pressing me.>>13256941Her... not so much.
>>13256931Agreed. She doesn't really fit, she's too strong and it goes against her character and the plot. I also add Io and am going to add more monster girls now. I've been planning to do a new run of Rance Quest anyway
>>13256826That was pretty good, Anon.
>>13256954>IoWho was that again?>New runI shall offer a small prayer for your sanity.
Monster girls are cheating sluts that don't deserve love.Discuss.
>>13256847>Anon missing irony/sarcasm
>>13256963Sorry, but I prefer my bait to be fresh.
>>13256856She's a cute
>>13256963That is a good slogan brother, the order is lucky to have you! PURGE ALL MONSTERS!!
>>13256881Pork chops for dinner
>>13256968She's also a BRICK!-dunnadunnadunnnna- HOUSE!
http://img.dlsite.jp/modpub/images2/work/doujin/RJ153000/RJ152815_img_smp3.jpg>Not making your centaur waifu ahegao
>>13256856Her face made me think she was that stretchy neck youkai from that one manga
>>13256946>>13256948>>13256949>People who don't know about Moth-chan.
>>13256897But what if I hate myself?
>>13256988That's okay, she has enough love for both you.
>>13256988git gud
>>13256982Sorry Anon, I don't read moonrunes. What am I even supposed to be looking at?
>>13256960Io is the Helman mage from Rance IV. Monster Girls will add a refreshing element to the game anyway. Plus I enjoyed Quest
>>13256138I find this thing cute, and I don't understand why. I think it may be its color palette.
>>13257023It's the frilly dress and silly ribbons. ...made of bone plates and meat, from the look of it.
>>13257001Try and see if you can beat some of the harder bosses with only your MGs and without Rance/Rick.Speaking of Rick, doesn't his one signature attack look familiar, at least in the way it's done in 9 that is?
Which MGs would be at most risk for becoming hunters with Ahab levels of obsession?
>>13257041Shirohebi.
>>13257041Lamias.
>>13257041Amazon? Maybe lizardmen/salamanders too.
>>13257041Am I her white whale?Well I'm white but I'm not fat.Kind of want
>>13256881PURGE IT FOR ILLIAS
>>13257023>yfw Anon-kun finally notices you.
>>13257041>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE DICK
>You will never be invited to the mansion of the young duchess of the land, with several friends>You will never have a wonderful time, seeing that the party is a grand feast made of the finest meats and desserts money can buy>You will never realize at sunset that the young duchess and her servants are all succubi, who invited you and several of the men to her home so as to feed off of everyone's sexual energy for the night>http://g.e-hentai.org/s/93a954c676/778675-34>Link related will never happen that night, only for you to wake up the next morning, spent and reeking of fish>You will never awake in the arms of the duchess to find that she has chosen you to be her husband
>>13257041SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
>>13257044>>13257045OMIGOSH! THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!!!Hopefully she's not this level of Ahab.
>>1325706810/10 would take to the bone zone.
>>13257075Good.
>>13257075And I am thankful for that.
>>13257080Anon please you don't bone Tsumugi, you take her on a romantic date and give her a kiss on the cheek at the end.
>>13257070>not your cunt
>>13257075>You will never purge the bitches and burn the mansion to the ground, becoming the hero you were always meant to beLife truly is suffering, I agree.
>>13257068http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/12/Ku7mUmo.gif
>>13257075>Wanting to hook up with a total slut>Wanting to be the "Husband" at the center of her nightly orgy pile>Wanting to be surrounded by more men than womenYeah no.
>>13257080>M-Maybe we could hold hands first?
>>13257075Disgusting.
>>13257096How lewd. Yes.
>>13257075Well, it's not the worst thing that could happen.
>>13257075Told you faggot, you don't know SHIT about suffering.
>>13257096That is adorable.>>13257106It isn't the absolute worst, but it is among it.
>>13257096I have no clue what she is or what her intentions are. That could be her penis seducing him for all I know, but she's giant and cute and I'd at least get to know her.
>tfw you'll never catch a zoonoses from your equine waifu and die
>>13257112Well, I mean considering that I end up married to a wealthy succubus and thus have my get live out the rest of my life in luxury isn't so bad. The fact that I'm now married to succubus and am required to provide her sustenance from now on kinda sucks though. At the very least I would have preferred a monstergirl I like.
>>13257041Lizardgirls.>Grizzled CC lizardgirl walking around with a peg leg>Captain?>The women are restless>Come Starclaw, see this for yourself>I built this map from internet logs dating back to the first neckbeards logged into usenet>This way the otaku go>This way the grognard>The gym bum>Mile by concrete mile>I know their reclusive paths like the scales on my arm>My word!>With this we could all find husbands in record time!>And so you shall Miss Starclaw. So you shall...once we've attended to our bigger business.>Business ma'am?>Him Miss Starclaw, him, the great white knight>If the traffic is favorable, well just be able to make it>I intend to catch him, here, at Dragoncon on Labor Day>Fill up the van>We leave at dawn>ROADTRIP!
>TFW had gotten Monorus to put the SNES game in the daki somehow>TFW still haven't been able to write about a Gazer without making her sound like a maximum chuuni
>>13257070>>13257077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sulY3bixDxI
>>13257139It looks like her ass is in maximum comfy in that butt-plume. I'd be jealous if I could think of how to make it comfy to me.
>>13256963Leave out cheating the next time.
How slutty would you be for your waifu?
Anons, you have friends right? Or at least you did have some friends once? Surely, they gave you some nickname at one point? Even if you never had friends, someone at least gave you a nickname, right? Based on your nickname what sort of monsterwaifu would you have?Way back when I joined the Army and was going through Basic, the Course Warrant nicknamed me Nosferatu, because I was skinny, pale, and looked like a goddamned creepy-ass vampire with a shaved head. Naturally it caught on with all my Section mates and buddies, even at my current unit some of my buds still call me that.As you may guess, judging by this nickname I've got a Vampire waifu.
>>13257142Just go ass to ass with your ankles over hers. Then you can feel up her booty with yours while you're at it.
>>13257115It's just a Probe-form used to interact with people Anon. I assure you it's completely harmless.Trust me.
>>13257131>Lizards hooking up with whiteknightsEerily realistic
>>13257150I'd make her my slut. It'd do the most deviant things to her, like put purity rings on all of her fingers and then hold her hand in a dimly lit room for the sole purpose of courting.
>>13257153>The chiefUhhhhh gimme some help here.
>>13257150>shootHow do you mean? Like, in letting her know you're interested?
>>13257150slutty enough to take a barbed cait sith cock
>>13257157>That tentacle writhing around in his crotchIs this Shai's cousin or something?
>>13257167I'm thinking Amazoness, because of the whole tribal connotation.
>>13257153Friends used to call me Loki, so a Valkyrie.That I will soon corrupt.
>>13257153>Two faceI'm getting a chimera. God damn it I'm getting a chimera. How do I handle a super-strong woman with DID?
>>13257167Native-flavor Amazon
>>13257163Get NTR'd already.
>>13257178>>13257185A shame, amazoness really isn't my thing. Well, maybe if they were short, cute, and bulliable.
>>13257153Sneaky Peteso a Jinko because I love jinkos.
>>13257167Lizard-girl. You're her commander.
>>13257153I always ended up being called Mace, So, maybe a dullahan or something? The other one I ended up with because my mom couldn't shut her mouth would've gotten me a holstaur for sure.
>>13257153My friends call me Lucky, but I've got no clue what waifu that would net me.
>>13257190What the fuck is he riding? did he died?
>>13257167In the Navy, Chiefs have something called the Goat Locker, so you can have a weresheep waifuI know that's a stretch
>>13257197>What the fuck is he riding?It's India Anon. That's obviously an Indian elephant.
>>13257153I have a real common first name so they all called me a shortened version of my last name, except with a "the" in front of it. Sounds like some kind of monster that hides in closets or under the stairs when you hear it.My friends call me by my first name though.Troll maybe. Shortstacked and under bridges.
>>13257153BoilerThunderShadowSatanGuess I'm getting a haremIgnisThunderbirdDevilDon't know what shadow would get me.
>>13257195Kitsune are considered lucky in japan, so you could have one of those.>>13257198I'll take it.
>>13257198>Goat LockerWouldn't that be baphomet? Insert little boy body Navy gay joke here.
>>13257195Just roll one, then. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>13257153Toby, so a random chocolate skinned MG
>>13257184Alternatively, Liliraune. Not sure if I should be with a Chimera or be stuck standing in a wet puddle inside of a flower until I die. Sounds uncomfortable.
>>13257167Amazon. They fit tribal the best.
>>13257153>TarzanSomething found in the jungle... Watch it's that hunter I was asking about earlier.
>>13257195Lilim?
>>13257153Cricket.What happens now?
>>13257153>mfw the only nickname I've ever gotten was off my soccer team>they called me Captain Caveman.I uh... Oni? I guess? >>13257188Your waifu would take one look at my waifu and instinctively know that I can make her feel ways that you could never even dream of. Enjoy losing your waifu to my big fat loyalty and commitment. I'll send you videos of me apologising and saying that I'm already in a relationship, and not interested in sharing myself or my waifu, if you beg and bow low enough
>>13257153>Portmanteau of my name and cephalothoraxProbably a cancer, I guess.
what plot you like to see in a monster girl visual novel? not fantasy hero like MGQ
>>13257215Panther girl? It's that or amazon.
>>13257218I suppose the closest we have is a mantis.
>>13257209>roll>get baphometYes. YES. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>13257153Blade, so probably a lizardman or salamander. Or mantis
>>13257218Mantis style cricket girlHuge ass thighs instead of arm bladesEnjoy
>>13257227Guess you're called lucky for a reason.
>>13257227I see the nickname is well earned.
>>13257227Huh, you really are lucky
>>13257079That just sounds more like she's a fangirl.Which is really not far off.
>So many chuuni nicknamesStuff from grade school doesn't count
>>13257238Exactly.
>>13257219>Captain Caveman>Doesn't have an angel haremI don't believe it.
>>13257209>>13257206>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/KitsuneWhat the actual fuck.
>>13257227>Lucky>BaphometThe irony. You could always give her the ara ara cake I guess.
>>13257157which chapter is this
>>13257224>>13257232Intriguing. This idea is indeed most splendid.>mfw insects actually have muscles
>>13257243Angels are boring though. I want an Oni I can headbut things with.
>>13257153>had a bowl haircut>friends said it made me look like a mushroom>matango/mad hatterfuck you
>>13257243>The fat bald guy from Lilo & Stitch>Mystery Machine ripoffThe fuck
>>13257219What's that? I couldn't hear you over my waifu's pleasured moans and squeals. What honey? Why isn't he fucking his wife into a sopping, sweaty mess? Because he's a faggot dear. He'll soon alp.
>>13257153For extra fun, let's go a bit more specific than just monsterwaifu type.>Nosferatu>Particularly old, powerful, proud, and cruel vampire.>Dates back to the glory days of Rome, and as such still tries to relive them. Still fluent in Latin and has designed/decorated her mansion off a Roman manor.Powerful, haughty Roman vampire.
>>13257234>>13257235>>13257236>>13257245Nah, not lucky. Just a random anon who never had a nickname.
>>13257222Stretching it out a bit, but it could also be a Jinko.
>>13257259You can be Lucky too, anon. I'll share.
>>13257253>Never seen Captain Caveman or any of the other mystery mascot shows like Jabberjaw or Speed BuggyScooby Doo spawned a whole genre that lasted for decades.
>>13257176I don't know Anon but if you're looking for sauce then look up "Knights of Sidonia">>13257246Sorry Anon, don't know.
>>13257239Not my fault. Blame my Course Warrant, or maybe just me for accidentally slouching during drill practice and forever ruining my greyman status.
>>13257253>The fat bald guy from Lilo & StitchI'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed thatI was about to say something but I wasn't sure if it was just me or not
>>13257205kunoichi.
>>13257263>a whole genreThe silly-chase-scene-in-same-general-area-followed-by-sudden-collision-and-a-random-deus-ex-machina genre?
>>13257153>LuckyI guess I get Kitsune or some sort of dog girl.
>>13257256>Actually fucking your waifu>I bet you didn't even wait until marriage Faggot.
>>13257262Neato. But Lucky is a redneck name where I live. I need to earn a name. In glorious battle.
>>13257153Guys back on my hockey team called me K-dubs. No one knows where it came from or what it means because my name starts with a C. Best guess is its because I like bdubs so either a harpy or cockatrice
>>13257205>Don't know what shadow would get me.Bismuth
"FEEL HONORED ANON! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS OUR MATE! YOUR'S SHALL BE THE SEED THAT BIRTHS THE NEW UNIVERSE!"
>>13257277
>>13257268Huh. Yeah.
>>13257258Does she flicker the lights, on and off?
>>13257284Only when she knows it'll fuck with people.
>>13257274Itching for a fight? How about Scrapper?
>>13257273>being one of those autistic faggotsI bet you do the valentine's thing.
>>13257286Nah. Something noble. Considering I'd be with a Baphomet, I'll just take the name Razgriz.
>>13257211Wait I remembered another nickname. I also used to get called peanut when I was little because I looked like charlie brown. So what do I get when I mix Peanut and Toby?
>>13257277Are you a girl? Cause those faces on your chest are looking pretty manly there. If you're some weird hermaphrodite or any part of you is male you can fuck off.
>Fighting Nanabi>Try to get Pope Dredd to heal party>Input Attack instead>He attacks before everyone else>His gun attack barely does 50 damage>Still manages to defeat her thoughWell, thanks I guess man.
>>13257277I'm sickened, but curious.>>13257297Be better if he used his fist.
>>13257288>Implying it's a bad thing to serenade your pure elven waifuI bed you just bend yours over anywhere and take her there and then. Don't you?
>>13257301Either way Pope Dredd is proving his worth as the best healer in any game.
>>13257258Tarzan again...>A hunter from the darkest wild makes you feel just like a child...Bold, strong-willed, relentless. For all the years you thought you knew the land, she knows it that much better. Since you first crossed her path, you have been her mark; one that she continues to pursue in an endless chase. The leaves rustle and crunch behind you; you see nothing, but she sees you. She always sees you. Always watching; Always waiting. Waiting for that moment where you finally drop your paranoid guard so she can finally 'claim' her most treasured prize. You think the jungle is merciless? You will come to realize just how merciful the jungle can be after she's mounted you.
>>13257307>A hunter from the darkest wild makes you feel just like a child...Where's our Van Polt image?
>>13257303>elf >pureAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!>serenading herI really hope you're kidding.>I bet you just bend yours over anywhere and take her there and then. Don't you?You're making me hard. HEY WAIFU...!
>>13257303>Implying your waifu doesn't secretly wants you to bend her over and show her off to everyone in the middle of town.
>>13257153>FriendsFuck you too.Closest I had was that I was called "Buck Tooth Beaver" when I was in 2th grade because I was the first to lose my front teeth.I have no idea what a Beaver girl would be like though.
>>13257322Allow me.
Well anon, its that time again, you've been volunteered for the Monster Girl City Endangered Monster Breeding Program. As such, you've been lined up with three lovely, and rare, ladies who you must impregnate and, should you so choose, marry. If you do marry, the breeding program will cover 90% of the costs of raising each kid until she's 22. If you don't, you get $1,000 cold hard cash per pregnancy and the knowledge that you are leaving a lot of broken hearts behind you. Get your girls and remember the orderEasy Modo: Pick three girls, any order you choose. Normal Modo: Roll three girls, re-roll any Cait-Sith, Parasite Slime, Beelzebub, and Roper ResultsHard Mode: All MGs are on the tableTriple Threat Mode: Pick an MG type, all girls are that type. Trader Modo: Like normal mode except the girls look like they went through a trader CYOA. The only way they can go is up. Why did you choose this? You masochist. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomOk, now that you have your girls. Roll a d4 for four each one. Pair them up with the following results.http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htmResults in next post.
>>13257322Enjoy your Canada, eh?
>>13257277If she is actually female and has a decent personality, I'd go along with it
>>13257317No anon, I think your waifu is just a slut. You going to let other dudes fuck her too, you cuck? Why not? She just wants to show every one how good she feels for her husband.
>>13257322Hard working, irritated by the noise of running water, loves the water and swimming, and GREAT handywoman.
>>13257324Dam she's cute I am so sorry
>>132573261. Dire: In ye olden days, dire monsters were strong, tougher, and bigger than their normal counterparts, on top of being much more aggressive. In modern times, not a lot of that has changed. Dire monster girls still carry more muscle than their normal types, still stand two or three heads taller, have more pronounced monster traits (typically thicker, bushier tails or larger, curving horns) and are still more agressive, grabbing a man who catches their fancy off the street for snu-snu or even taking him into one of MGCs many "privacy" rooms (the only exception being Dire Alps who become slightly less bulliable.)Always rare, the DL's change seems to have made their births even more uncommon, putting many dire species at risk of extinction and forcing quite a few of them to join the breeding program to help keep their species going, along with having a resonable shot of more than one to two daughters in their life. Expect your dire monster girl to be much more aggressive about "quality time" with you, riding you longer and harder than is normal for her species, especially if you are not taking her in as a wife, and frequently trying to be on top. She is also very territorial about you, only trusting your female familiy members and the other two girls of the program to be alone with you in the room. Despite her seemingly rough treatment though, she is very protective of you and whatever young you have with her or the others, she also loves cuddling with her as the big spoon if she can manage it. Next result in next post.
>>13257153In Junior High, I got called "Blueberry" for always wearing the same blue hoodie over my clothes.I fuckin' hated it. No idea what MG would attune to such a name.
>>13257333>irritated by the noise of running water,>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANON, I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT THING YOU DO!>Flushing the toilet or washing my hands?>YES!Better stock up on Purell and buy a porta potty.
>>13257326>>132573362. Pygmy: half the size of their regular species, Pygmy MGs are miniature variations of their regular species. They also tend to be physically weaker than normal species, making "agressive intercorse" incidents involving them very rare. This, combined with the fact that survival was very difficult for them in the old days, has lead to a small population that is looking to be increased.Compared to a regular MG, these girls are going to be quite a bit more timid than their normal species, a history of bullying by others making them very skittish (unless they were something like a dragon or baphomet, in which case they just simply have a complex about their hight.) but all of them will love to stick close and cling to you, frequently trying to ride on your back, in your arms, or on your shoulders if possible. Expect them to be very shy at first, they may think you are just another bully, but they will quickly warm up to you with a little affection. Expect them to follow you as you go about your business, wanting to help you out despite their short stature and lack of strength. And don't worry about the actual breeding portion, it seems that Mamano Mana allows them to "stretch" to mindboggling levels that allow them to take even the largest of male rods without trouble. In fact, they seem to relesh in the sight of it and may even use a little demonic energy to give their partner a "boost" if you will. Result 3 in next post.
>>13257338I hope you like sluts...
>>13257277Fuck that, give me my Excubes so I can beat you up again for more during the next 20 minutes.
>>13257324That's not a tail ,she's just taking a huge dump.
>>13257338Probably a succubus. Maybe a devil or any other blue monster.
>>13257326Triple threat mode: Snow leopard girlsSL1: 4SL2: 1SL3: 4Lets see what I get.
>>132573422 of the ones I rolled were Anubis and Cheshire, both rolling a 2 for them.So basically, I get loli versions of both? I'm getting really turned on.
>>13257342>>13257336>>132573263. Shiny (you pick the color scheme or use 2Panon's if you wish): A catch all term for monster girls with "exotic" color patterns well outside the norm of their species, ranging from simple, albino apophi to dark skinned chechires with green fur. Although not neccessaryily going extinct, as even regular MGs can have these girls, they have always been almost mythically rare. Recent research has found that shiny mothers actually have a much larger (75%) chance of bearing shiny daughters, making them a prime target for increasing the population. In the past these monsters, those that lived atleast, tended to become legends throughout history for their unique color and toughness due to a life of combat from fighting of predetors who found them due to their unique coloring. Do not expect them to be much different than a regular member of their species, they just happen to be a different color is all. 4. Hybrid: Usually caused by a wizard gone rogue, these monster girls are amalgums of two different species of monster girls merged together, creating something completely new. From the Cysune (a cyclopian eyed kitsune) to the heti (a holstauris/yeti mix) these monsters are usually the only member of their species, something that saddens them greatly. Despite their unnatural creation, the MGC breeding program has deemed them fit to continue on as a new species, one in dire need of a population increase. Expect to see a wide variety of unique abilities depending on the mix , also be prepared for them to be clingy, many have come from a life of torment at a madmans hand and will greatly leap at any chance for effection. They also want daughters so they won't be alone, LOTS of daughters. (Roll a new MG following your dificulty rules, add attributes from her with your other roll. Double types simply result in the monster attribuetes being exagerated. IE a holst whose bust could smother people.)
>>13257350>>13257342>>13257336>>13257326Hows it go anons? Keep in mind that the program WILL make use of fertility drugs. Lots of them.
>>13257336>>13257353-Dire Sahuagin-Pigmy Cyclops-Dire LizardmanNot quite sure how to react to this.
>>13257332>not feeling pride in showing off oyur waifuYou're the cuck. You're so afraid of losing her that you keep her locked up and lavish her with romance, ignoring her womanly needs. A woman wants to be loved, desired, seen, and fucked absolutely THROUGH THE FLOOR. I see so much NTR in your future.
>>13257324>>13257327>>13257333>>13257341Well, she's certainly quite. I'm not too big on Canada but I suppose with any arranged marriage you have to make compromises. And her being tough strong and great with tools is also nice, that means she can get a job while I'm the house husband and cook for her and raise the daughterus. Her loving swimming is also great too since it's probably the only activity outside the house and physical I enjoy.But if she thinks I'm never going to have running water to cook, clean dishes, clean myself, clean our daughterus, or clean herself then she is sorely fucking mistaking.
>>13257153>Fat JesusI don't want a shitty Dark Priest.
>>13257338Blueberry Barometz.
>>13257326Hybrid Yuki-Onna/HinezumiShiny Dark ValkyrieShiny Dark AngelLODSA MONEY!
>>13257326>Selkie>3Shiny Selkie? Now I like the sound of that, but I'm not interested in Mermaid-types because of the whole land vs. water bullshit going on. Skip.>Dark Slime>1Dire Dark slime? I don't think I like the sound of that. I'm skipping marriage here.>Dryad>4I rolled a Dryad... So I just now have Dryad-Dryad hybrid. Thanks Obama! Skipping marriage again.I'll take my $3000 and go now.
>>13257360I'll take her you faggot. Is she fat? Cause fuck that shit you keep your fatty if that's the case.
>>13257360Well, better help her work it off then.
>>13257360>>13257369In this case "fat" clearly means "chubby"
>>13257359Don't worry bud, her personality is basically genderbent Red-Green
>>13257326>Easy Mode>Order->Anubis>Nightmare>Dragon>Rolls>2>3>4>Pygmy Anubis>Tiny, timid, clingyMust cuddle and let climb over at all times>Shiny NightmareI don't know what kinda colors that'd be, but sounds cool.>Hybrid DragonWell, I know I picked Easy Mode, but I'll just roll anyway for what the hybrid is...>ArachneWell. This aught to be interesting.Well.
>>13257353>Shiny Parasite SlimeThat girl better be riding a fucking rainbow that gives me happy thoughts when I eat it.>Dire OrcOh my...>Dire AlrauneOh come on, that's just a Devil May Cry/Bayonetta boss.
>>13257368You know selfies can walk on land right?
>>13257356Leaving aside the whole whiteknight goodguy thing, I seriously wouldn't let a bunch of dudes see places that are only for me to see. Just like it would be an insult to my waifu if I just walked around with my cock out, just throwing schlick material to every second girl. Besides I don't really feel compelled to show her off. I've got no one to prove anything to. >A woman wants to be loved, desired, seen, and fucked absolutely THROUGH THE FLOORYeah. By me. A good waifu doesn't care if other man don't see or desire her, just like I don't give a fuck if she goes all yandere on me either. Exhibitionism is a pretty slutty fetish. It's only a step down from public use. I mean if that's your thing, sure, whatever, but it isn't mine. Nor would it be my partners, and if it were she wouldn't be my partner for very long.
I was thinking about our MGC legion of doom.What about a villain version of aquaman?>Max level, perfect stats rolled priest>Covered his body in tattoos of holy scripture>Has blessing skills like nobody has ever seen>Any body of water he enters or liquid he touches becomes holy water>Called the Holy Diver>Has an army of grotesquely pure aquatic monsters as minions>His second in command is a purified sea bishop>He's kind of useless without water though
>>13257347>>13257336>>13257350>Doppelganger Snow leopardSo she can change her body type at will? Sounds good.>Dire Snow leopardMaximum big cat cuddling go.>Ignis Snow leopardThe warmest snow leopard on the planet.If you think I'm not marrying these three you're fucking crazy.
>>13257336>Dire chimera (3)Fug, this is going to be terrible unless I get to choose my MG too.>Pygmy Alraune (4)So a planter plant girl? I can roll with this. I'd probably end up covered in vines though.>Shiny succubus(3)Coooool! Chocolate succubutt is a-OK in my book.>Hybrid dark priest/mimic (4)So a shy girl that still loves to pop out of crap and spread the word of God through sex? Okay, whatever. I like drk priest anyway and this hasn't made her substantially worse.
>>13257383Oh, and I'll marry the Dire Orc, but first I'm putting her in her place using a Raging Mushroom.
>>13257387No, I did not. This changes things slightly, because now I'm conflicted. On one hand I wouldn't mind marrying her, but on the other I realize that she would probably be no different appearance-wise from a regular human girl if she spends a lot of time on land.Ah fuck it, I'll marry the poor lass.
>Hiking>See campfire in the distance>Approach out of curiosity>See this (pretend she hasn't noticed you yet)>Do you:>1) Run>2) Approach>3) Call out to see if in rape mode or calmNo, paladins, you didn't bring your purging implements with you, you're just out on a casual hike.
>>13257326>>13257342>>13257350Too lazy to roll so i pick Easy Modo:>Dragon>3>Cheshire>2>Ren>3So i get a chocoala, chocodragon, and a mini cheshire. I'll make raging mushroom as a staple from now on.
>>13257376>fat nunThis ruins the fetish
>>13257350>>13257336>>13257342>>13257326>Muscle Witch So basically a human woman with muscles and magic. Nah>Dire KikimoraA battle maid sounds kinda nice>Mini ValkyrieA little battle maiden that rides on my shoulder, coaches me on how to become a hero of justice, and when "evil" shows it's face she hides behind me so I can protect her. That sounds absolutely adorable; I'll take her.
>>13257408>implying you need to be a paladin to beat that thingBro, do you even wizard?
>>13257326>Shiny Ren Xiongamao>Hybrid Mantis with Dark Priest>Dire GoblinAlright.
>>13257221Some kind of cultural exchange program where a bunch of MG's come to your school. It's your typical romance with a bunch of pissed of war veterans and religious Fanatics start killing them and turning the story from your basic high school romance bullshit to a very trippy murder mystery thriller where you become the sidekick to a badass detective cyclops with chunibyo that loves to cosplay.
>>13257389What about exhibitionism just for the thrill of being caught and potentially seen, but not actually seen?
>>13257408>Ride at her back>Take me where ever.
>>13257410Chocopanda best panda.
>>13257389PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
>>13257405She wouldn't look any different, but she'd at least be a monster at heart, so there's that. It's not all bad.>>13257393Wait, I fucked that up.>Shiny chimeraThat seems like a pointless distinction for a chimera, but I've got no problems with this so long as her components are agreeable>Alraune/ignis hybridFucking wizards. How does that even work? Would fuck cautiously.>Shiny succubusMy reaction remains.
>>13257408>She can easily outrun you on six legs.>It's always on rape mode.It's being a wizard or getting raped.
>>13257408>No, paladins, you didn't bring your purging implements with you, you're just out on a casual hike.There's one I have with me at all times.4. Purify her with my holy penis
>>13257326>Chochin-Obake + 2>Zombie + 4 (Kitsune-Tsuki)>Crow Tengu + 2The zombie sounds hilarious to me. I'll take it.
>>13257408Take out my knife, put it between my teeth. Skulk away quietly, so quietly.
>>13257425>>Alraune/ignis hybrid>Fucking wizards. How does that even work?SWAMPFIRE
>>13257428I see you have acquired the fabled undead kitsune. Congratulations.
>>13257408>implying I leave my house without my purging equipment, everWho the hell do you think I am?
>>13257326>>13257336>>13257342>>13257350>>13257353>Hybrid Succubus/WyvernSo essentially a fervently loyal dragonic succubus? Not bad.>Shiny DoppelgangerNot bad, not bad at all. >Dire SlimeHow would this work and should I fear for my fluids?
>>13257412>A battle maid sounds kinda niceIf her name isn't Roberta convince her to change it.>>13257408Leatherman comes out, clothing is prepared to be loosened so I look bigger, I sneak away as quietly as possible. I sound like a gorilla trampling things in the forest so I'd be spotted right away. Crap.
>>13257437>should I fear for my fluids?A dire slime could drink bleach and shrug it off. Fear for ALL of the liquids. All of them.
>>13257421>Takes you back to her cave>"What the fuck did you expect?">Commence through the floor
>>13257326Hard mode:1. Pygmy Mantis>The mental image I get from this is absolutely adorable. I approve.2. Shiny Jinko>Pretty okay. I do think shiny is horribly uninteresting modifier and Jinko are nice.3. Shiny (Demon army-reroll->FAQ-rerol-l>Demon Lord-reroll->)Orc>What are the odds of not hitting an actual monster girl in 3 rolls? Chose not to count those because I don't think The Demon Army counts and the Demon lord is an unknown. As for the result... I don't have strong feelings one way or another. Shiny is an uninteresting modifier and orcs are okay, I guess.
>>13257390>Doesn't watch Venture BrothersYou have my pity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QGEmoFhDk
>>13257438>If her name isn't Roberta convince her to change it.No, please. I've had enough Roberta for one lifetime. It felt like it would never end.
>>13257448You wouldn't like Roberta's Cum Trail?
>>13257366>>13257368>>13257381>>13257425>>13257437>tfw there are so many recolours you haven't made yet.
>>13257408>Approach stealthily >Remove sealIt's not rape if I brought it on my self
>>13257408Even if she's not in rape mode, I will be. Ushi have no right to be this pretty.
>>13257390Either a Lich or Succu-virus for Brainiac.
>>13257438You almost sound like you want her to find you, anon. Are you sure you're ready for that?
>>13257420I have no interest in it, and I'd be worried if she did, but I guess I could go out of my way to fulfill that fetish. They desire to be seen or the taboo of being seen by many others is still really sluttish regardless of gender. I mean, people can't help their kinks, so I guess I could play it out for her, but I'd prepare beforehand. >>13257424It's like the only thing I draw the line on. It would take some convincing but she could do literally anything else. 'Cept for straight up sadistic abuse. If not wanting my waifu to act like a slut makes me a prude, then I'm a prude. But really, you're starting to sound like Sweden now>She just wants an open relationship, you prude>She loves you, she just wants to ride other cocksFuck that line of reasoning with a fucking chainsaw, nothing good comes of it, and you'll never convince me that being a slut for other people is a good idea in a committed relationship. And that word committed is pretty key. If we weren't committed, then sure. I'll bend her over just about anywhere. Fuck all her lonely friends. But I'll also get bored and leave really fast, looking for something better.
>>13257408>Implying I go anywhere without my M132https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY
>>13257453>Ushi have no right to be this pretty.I can see it now.>Anon walking inna woods>Comes across ushi at a camp fire>Angrily stomps up, begins unbuckling his pants>Ushi is confused, people normally run when they see her>"What are you doing?" she asks>"YOU'VE GOT NO GODDAMN RIGHT TO BE THAT PRETTY! SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA, YOU CUNT!">Waifuing intensifies>>13257455What? No, I'm just stating facts, though I'd be just as if not noisier on the approach. Maybe she's really distracted and I'd get lucky.
>>13257326>Crow 2>Cancer 1>Wererabbit. 4Ah yes. the rare hawaiian crow tengu.what does this translate to.>Dire CancerGull body god damn scrub downs.Painful sounding.I still have the odd though that all cancers make for good movie actors, no matter what part.>Pygmy Crow TenguAdorableMy heartExactly how small is she though?>Hybrid Wererabbit>Other half is AlrauneSo I guess a chipper rabbit plant with an affinity for sunlight, has necter pussyjuice and that's just in perpetual heat?
>>13257408Action 1: Undo belt.Action 2: Pull out penis.Action 3: Rape.
>>13257451>>13257453The next day, anon arrives in the hospital, suffering numerous broken bones, a bruised pelvis, a extreme exhaustion.As he was admitted, the nurses noted him saying one thing before passing out."Worth it."
>>13257453>>13257464The way it was meant to be.
>>13257456I think of it more like she loves you so much, that she can't wait for a purely private locale to jump you, and maybe even gets off on the fear that someone could stumble onto you, whatever semi-public spot you're doing it at. In actuality though, if someone WERE to come across you, she wouldn't just continue with an audience, she'd be embarrassed and attempt to hide both you and herself.That's how I look at it anyway. One example of such anyhow.
>>13257463I think she'd be about 3 feet tall, as crow tengu don't seem too tall the start with. She'd be light enough to perch on your shoulder, probably.
>>13257475Oh man, imagine the itty witty pygmy crow daughterus hatching
>>13257463>Cancer ActorExplain. Now.
>>13257462This sounds like the kind of fantasies monstergirls would have about human boys. Blunt and straight to business while complimenting her.
>>13257326Triple ThreatDire InariPygmy OrcHybrid Chesire/AnubisThink I'll just marry the orc.
>>13257482Hope you like being the roost for a handful of fluffy little birds. And be ready to catch any that all off.
>>13257464I'm going to burn my action point this round. I'm not going to stare at that perfect fucking face without kissing it.
>>13257474Ehh. Just why though? I'd rather her have the self control to restrain herself. I'd rather subtly tease her and get her all excited so that the instant we cross the threshold she just pounces on me and fucks me through the floor right into the basement. Your scenario isn't too bad, but still it doesn't make me happy. If I find pictures of her naked online, I'm purging humanity. Life is a shounen and my rage will make me strong.I mean, so she acts all embarrassed and cutesy, my response would be "What the fuck did you think would happen?" Best outdoor sex is in an abandoned glade innawoods on a soft spongy healthy grass.
>>13257492>Hybrid Chesire/Anubis>Bossy faggot catdogOh, to hell with this. >>13257494That wasn't my roll, but would take.
>>13257408>Approach out of curiousityHA HA, no.
>>13257153>SkeletorUndead girls are the best
>>13257492>Dire InariThis sounds like a very powerful being that has achieved godhood and would destroy meddling mortals getting in the way of her plans.
>>13257326I don't know why but all the pygmy MGs that have been rolled so far just seem like the best choice to me.
>>13257464>anon and the ushi go the entire time thinking they're the one raping the other
>>13257465>broken bones, a bruised pelvis, a extreme exhaustionAnd an Ushi-Oni swooning about how romantic it was.
>>13257498If naked pictures showed up after someone stumbled across you two, she'd probably cover her perma-red face with her hands Dumpire-style, and refuse to leave her room.>Best outdoor sex is in an abandoned glade innawoods on a soft spongy healthy grassSounds neat.I'd rather a sun-warmed rock set over a crystal-clear natural pool personally. Maybe with a waterfall, maybe not.
>>13257507>And an Ushi-Oni swooning about how romantic it was.>"I may look bad, but you should see the other guy.">Anon jerks his thumb to the window>The nurse slowly turns to see an ushi staring into his hospital room with hearts in her pupils>She's clearly smitten>She's also about fifteen stories up
>>13257510That sounds nice. You know where else would be cool? On a blanket on some rocky crags high in the mountains, overlooking vast stretches of landscape, under a dim, clouded sky. Sounds fuckin' comfy to me.
>>13257516>A man asking to be sexed, and calling her pretty>Willing to get raped, and thanking her for itYou bet your ass she's smitten.
>>13257516>fifteen stories upIf they don't move him down, that hospital's gonna see a hell of a repair bill.
>>13257353-Shiny Chochin-obake-Pygmy Dark Angel-Dire Dark ValkyrieSo I get to wife a shiny lantern, a dark angel (even SHORTER than a loli, she might as well be a fairy), and an amazonian dark valkyrie who'll snu snu me until she's pregnant.
>>13257522Hiking and camping with your monster waifu sure sounds like a fun time.
>>13257528You can make your own dire raiding party!
>>13257525That's what she gets for interrupting my hike. Can't a guy go for a fucking walk anymore without running into female perfection?
>>13257456Uh, I never said anything about letting other people fuck her you paranoid cuck. The joy of exhibitionism come from showing off.
>>13257408>didn't bring your purging implements with you>Being a shitty paladinPlease. That said, she looks nice and from the sword and board in the background I assume she is a fallen paladin herself. I approach and talk to her. Cheer her up a bit. Offer her a chance to rejoin the order as my trusty steed.
>>13257528>Dark Angel FairyDayum that sounds wonderful.
>>13257499>catdogFirst thing I thought.>Bossy faggot catdogI laughed.
>>13257516Under the right circumstances, Ushi-Onis are cute as fucking hell.
>>13257547No reason they couldn't be when they're not being rape machines. I mean, normally that would require like three seals, but still.
>>13257547>Under the right circumstancesYou mean hypothetical ones?
>>13257536To other people. Who gives a fuck? Why does you waifu care so much about showing herself off to other men, anon? Aren't you enough? Why does she want so many other people to see what should be her most intimate places?
So hypothetically if I wanted to say, reel a Mantis in.How would I go about this?
http://i.imgur.com/5WrJWWy.pngAnons how do you feel about being leg-locked?
>>13257326>Dire CharybdisSo a huge barnacle?>Pygmy ScyllaI KNOW, just how much I lucked out>Shiny Ach ImpEh.I'm taking the money and leaving.
>>13257554Make your head look tasty. They like nibbling.
>>13257559The best.
>>13257553I'm the exhibitionist anon.
>>13257559The Greatest.
>>13257559By a non-abomination girl? Best.By that monstrosity? Burn it with fire and kerosene.
>>13257559Frankly if I'm getting proactively dated by a monstergirl and she doesn't leglock me or whatever equivalent she may have, I feel offended by the lack of effort and passion she's displaying.
>>13257554This really is a clusterfuck. We need items an tools to attract the MGs we like.
>>13257559What about Leg-locking hugs?Nuzzling and kisses optional.
>>132575596-legged leg locking.
>>13257581Would there be chuffing or purring?
>>13256545>"A barber? Now there's a career choice I never considered..."
>>13257559Gross.
>>13257568Who do you feel a need to show off to? The only person who's oppinion you should give a fuck about is your waifus, anon. Why do you even want to show off? How does your waifu feel about her most precious person being eyecandy to some other sluts? Why do you care so much about waving your dick in front of other women? Isn't your waifu enough? Isn't it a bit childish to show off in the first place? Do you think that in this setting any one would even care? Every one has their own hole or pole. Any one can fuck a slut anon. You're not really exhibiting anything new or exciting. Face it dude. Exhibitionism is a shit fetish for sluts. that's cool if you're into that of course, but don't go pretending that it's any thing else, and don't go assuming that any one else who doesn't want to sully themselves or have their waifu sullied is worse off for it.
>>13257587If your waifu chuffs or purrs? Yes.
>>13257588SiftingThroughPastebinsIntensifies
>>13257589Mop it up! Now to work on my hunch!
>>13257591Jesus dude, I'm not him but man, just chill, you're taking shit too seriously. Take a breather and stretch a bit
>>13257586I'd be content just wit pedipalp-locking too.
>>13257598Just how did you read that man? I'm drinking coffee and fapped like five minutes ago. Short of being baked I'm as chill as can be. I'm just asking questions dude. Questions. If they offend you, you've got something wrong, man. Also, waifus are serious business, motherfucker.
>>13257586Goddamit not again. Come'ere you fucking beauty.
>>13257603I read it with a bit of a venomous tone, that's the vibe it gives off, man. I'm chill as all hell right now, and honestly I don't care what your stance is on the arguement, more power to you to enjoy what you like. I just fail to see the need for the aggression
>>13257602"HEY YOU! YEAH YOU, WITH THE EYES I COULD STARE INTO FOR HOURS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME PEDIPALP! Awwwww yiss."
Your waifu wakes up from a nightmare and starts crying her heart out. What do you do?
>>13257628Hold her close, stroke her hair, and tell her everything will be okay.
>>13257628Wake up, pull her close, and whisper reassurances into her ear while running my fingers through her hair.
>Wurm daughteru slithers up to me with a "Pet me!" expression on her face>I happily pet her head>She then grins devilishly before grabbing my arm, throwing me over her shoulder, and shouting "Rules of Nature!"
>>13257616Maybe it's the swearing? I'm Australian man, cunt is synonymous with friend over here. Maybe you'd be better off not assuming that people are fuckin' irrationally buttblasted?
>>13257595Here I'll just give you this if you're interested.http://pastebin.com/u/MurchezIt wasn't a very long story (none of mine probably ever will be but eh.)
>>13257591>Who do you feel a need to show off to?No one specifically, it's about the act itself. >The only person who's oppinion you should give a fuck about is your waifus, anon. Why do you even want to show off? It's fun and exciting.>How does your waifu feel about her most precious person being eyecandy to some other sluts?Proud that she's the one that gets to be with me. >Why do you care so much about waving your dick in front of other women?It brings me pleasure. Isn't your waifu enough? Isn't it a bit childish to show off in the first place? She is enough, this isn't about her as a woman, it's about sex, scratching an itch, pure and simple>Do you think that in this setting any one would even care? You're thinking I'm limiting myself to MGE. And even there, yeah, people would most definitely care. The anti monsterfags would freak out. The thought of fighting or running while fucking is appealing. The pro monster fags would enjoy he show, or they might start fucking too, in order to outshine us. Imagine, a contest of naked, glistening flesh, slapping in the moonlight. Who has the best form? The most stamina? Who can make their waifu shriek the highest? Competition gets me hard. And then, befriending the other couples, critiquing and complementing each other's technique.>Every one has their own hole or pole. Any one can fuck a slut anon. You're not really exhibiting anything new or exciting.Nice opinions.
>>13257628Hold her close and give her lots of reassuring headpats.
>>13257628Wake her up, give her a nice comforting hug and ask what's wrong.
>>13257628Ask what it was about and possibly dick her to sleep.
>>13257628>picrelated>cries from a nightmare>What do you do?Wake up from what appears to be my nightmare instead.
>>13257635Aha, I remember now. Thanks.
>>13257644But anon, what if her nightmare was about losing you?
>>13257628Hold her tight, risking an allergic reaction from the dust in her feathers as I do everything in my power to comfort her.
>>13257633>fist fighting with your daughteruALIVE!!!
Is there somewhere i can find all the recolored monster?
>>13257651I do not know.
>>13257628>implying it wouldn't be me having the nightmareThanks Uncle Sam.
>>13257636>It's about the act itself>Its fun and exciting>Proud that she's the one that gets to be with me.>It brings me pleasure.>It's about sex, scratching an itch, pure and simpleYou're like a male succuslut. I mean nothing wrong with that, but it's interesting to see how there are some people here who personify everything these threads hate about succubi. > befriending the other couples, critiquing and complementing each other's technique.Yeah. Succuslut. You're on a real slippery slope to swinging, couple sharing, group sex, NTR and all that other slutty shit. I mean if that's what you want sure. It just disgusts me is all. Is your waifu a bicorn by any chance?
>>13257646>monster girl caring about a dead husband for more than a day or two.My sides.
>>13257646I imagine she'd wake up breathing heavily and in cold sweat, but still crying to be quite too alien for her to suddenly indulge in.
Would you protect their smiles?
>>13257665They're a bunch of manipulative rapist little shits, so no.
>>13257644You don't want to dry a kuudere's (wo)manly tears? What kind of husband are you?
>>13257658It really shouldn't be; plenty of us would personify everything we hate about 3D women too if the tables were turned.
>>13257665Sure. Step one. Buy the tiny sluts some clothing so they don't get colds.
>>13257665But Papi can protect her own smile with her level 10 Dragoon skills.
>>13257665Yes. I want the three of them, as well as Goblin and her heterochromatic cat friend, to take me into their lair and make me cook their food and wash their clothes and catalog their loot and kiss their boo-boos. And once they grow up... it's sexy times all around.
>>13257678>implying it's not sexy time right now
>>13257669I'd still rather not see her cry, than do for sake of hhhhnnng-ing over it.I admit, the idea sure is tempting nevertheless.
>>13257634Meh, its a reasonable thing to assume, but if its just a personal or national habit thing its no sweat off my back
>>13257680No anon. I can't, with a clear conscience, bang the lolis. I'd take all the footjobs the Vampire could throw my way, and lots of kitty of course.
>>13257672I don't like to say "I wouldn't" Because I may very well, were things different, but as I am now I don't particularly like or dislike the idea, I just don't care about it. Maybe if I just wanted to get my dick wet, sure I'd hop on the poon carousel, but at the end of the day, each girl there that I fuck is little more than a slut, and I wouldn't really care about them. And it would bite me in the ass. I'd walk into a cafe with my pure waifu and realise that I'd fucked every girl there atleast twice. They'd all look at me with knowing eyes, and I'd feel horrible for my waifu. What should have been hers was carelessly tossed around the entire town just because I wanted to get my dick wet. Thinking that far ahead, would I really do that? Naw man.
>>13257685That cat is still shit for only sticking it in her ass.
>>13257684>its a reasonable thing to assume,Yeah, I guess you're right there. For these threads at least.
>>13257628I comfort and cuddle her even though she's quite bigger than me, I do my best to cuddle her and tell it'll all be OK, then I try and ask what her nightmare was, because not much typically scares a 7ft dragon
>>13257628>be in bed, when suddenly my dragon waifu wakes up startled and starts to cry>caress her, humming into her chest as she snivels into her human teddy bear"Darling, did you dream about losing your hoard again?">she nods>rub from her shoulders to the base of her wings as she begins to calm down"I'll always be your treasure, and you'll always be mine.">she never let go until the following morning, when I had to call in one of my rape days at the office to console her
>>13257685normalfag pls. >>13257690She has a vaginal scene, too. I'm actually kind of surprised how rare anal is in MGQ. Besides Nekomata and BestGirl, who all has anal scenes?
>>13257695>Best GirlHah, jokes.
>>13257695>normalfagOh please, I just said I want to become their slave forever, isn't that enough?
>>13257628>Waifu wakes up in the middle of the night, crying>Ask what's wrong>She had a nightmare about losing you>You tell her you're not going anywhere>She makes you promise>You do>She clings to you, trembling>You hold her, saying nothing>After a while, she starts stroking you,>You should be used to that by now but given the circumstances you give a small jump>You tell her she doesn't have to>She keeps going until you're hard>She straddles you and takes in your whole member, slowly, inch by inch, eyes close, quietly weeping>"Anon" she says, over an over as she bounces on your shaft, making your crotch and thighs wet with her juices>She looks in your eyes, the tears won't stop>"Anon, stay"You swear you will>The tears flow even more>There's no convincing her>No calming her down>She keeps going till dawn, you don't know what happened after a while>When the morning sun peers through your window, you awake with your waifu on your chest, exhausted, but asleep>You hold her tight, speaking softly, as not to wake her, ho you'll never let her go>The tears begin flowing again>She cranes her neck to look at you>"Anon, you stayed">She smiles, crying, and sinks back into your chest to sleepYES.
>>13257700Naw, you gotta be a pedophile to fit into their super secret edgy 4chins club.
>>13257704>Loli is pedophilliaI think you're looking for weenie hut reddit
>>13257700Alright, so why would you have a guilty conscience when they obviously want you to fuck them?If they were 'normal' kids and there was some serious risk of damage from fucking them before they were ready to explore their sexuality I'd agree. But hey, we're dealing with little MGs here.
Last thread's talk of Hotline Miami in MGC got me thinking and this thing won't leave my head.apologies if it sucks.>You don't know the man. Hell you can hardly hear his sobs for mercy through your helmet as you snuff out his life.>It's harsh. It's brutal. but it was either him, or you. That's the way it works.>It was about two months ago that you got that first mysterious phone call. >You don't remember exactly what it said. Something about pest control over on 4th and Oni.>You told them they had the wrong number and hung up.>The next day, someone firebombed your bike while you were away.>The calls got threatening for a while until you agreed to do what they told you.>And what they told you to do was to kill, and kill a lot.>It was hard initially. You barely survived your first outing>But it got disturbingly easy after a while.>Recently you've started to notice a trend in your targets.>The last street gang you wiped out had strong ties with the monstergirl underworld>Then a group of white collar criminals who helped forge papers for a Tanuki mob boss' underlings>Then a group of Oomukade Poison addicts who sold shotas to monstergirl gangs for their next fix.>And now these men. Seemingly completely normal warehouse workers, not even armed like your previous victims.>Running on a hunch, you check the man's wallet.>Inside, a picture. The man smiling and holding close his wife and daughter.>His monstergirl wife and daughter.>You close the wallet and put it back while you start to connect the puzzle pieces in your head.>You put your cleaver back in it's sheath and make for your bike.>You think it's time to find out just where these calls are coming from.>It doesn't go well.
>>13257704No! I refuse to be part of this madness! Adult bandits best bandits!>>13257709I feel no sexual attraction to children, anon. It's not a matter of feeling bad about it.
>>13257658>still saying that I'll end up being a slutYep paranoid. You walked into a sex setting to behave like a 18 century gentleman, you're the weirdo.>swinging>couple sharingRemember the bit about MG's finding anyone but their husband's mana tasty? Would you make your waifu eat a bar of unsweetened chocolate? Neither would I.>group sexNothing wrong with that, you know, as long as you're just having sex, together, understand?NO, not a bicorn.
>>13257628Hug her close, pet her head, kiss her softly, snuggle her to calm her down.
>>13257708>This is what pedophiles believe.
>>13257708>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger>Lolis are sexualised depictions of prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger>Lolis>Not Paedophilia>Pick oneHurr go home normie, we fuk kiddies here.
>>13257702Then she reveals that she's been sleeping around.Surprise!
>>13257713Doesn't matter if you feel attracted to them or not. Didn't you just agree to become their slave?
>>13257713>Adult Bandits never had any H-scenesBut they were so good as adults!I can hope for adult bandit scenes in Paradox though... Right?
>>13257720Anon pls. Pls.
>>13257717>>13257719Oh, I'm sorry, I was pointing to the website next to that one>>>/superweeniehutreddit/
>>13257723Yes. A slave to girls who can be picked up and moved aside when they're getting in the way of my housekeeping.
>>13257713The adult bandits look like trannies with those big tits and tiny hips. The lolis are much better proportions.
>>13257702>Then she wakes up>And you wake up>She's not there>You're not there>Because neither of you exists to the other
>>13257725>Thinking anything good will come out of ParadoxCome on anon.
>>13257731Anon, do you know what a slave is?
>>13257738A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETSBUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
>>13257738Sure I do. Someone who does what's best for the silly little girls until they grow up, and then gets tenderly raped once they're adults and can appreciate me better.
>>13257736I can hope.
Imagine your favorite monster girl.Got it? Good.You're married to her and have a daughteru with her, caring for her the way you as a wonderful father can. For a good, long while, the two of you live a carefree life, raising a daughteru who will eventually grow up to be a kind, strong, heroic young woman who will proceed to take part in her own adventure to save the world, and weave Tales of legends to come.Until some time later, a terrible fate befalls you and your family...(Roll 1-99 at https://www.random.org/))1-33: The evil military that plagues the nation you and your waifu settled down in came for you in the night, and tried to assassinate you and your family for having crossed them one to many times. Amidst the chaos, you thought your family had died, and escaped to the wintry country of Not-Russia to serve as a military official there, determined to protect the weak, the way you couldn't all those years ago.As you ascend the ranks over several years, you eventually grow into middle-age, and decide to retire, returning home to the country you had abandoned to instruct youth how to become knights at an academy. Three years before your daughteru's journey begins, you become her instructor and most trusted mentor at the academy.At some point, you will join her party of ragtag adventurers midway through her journey, where she will eventually come to realize that you were her long lost father.You even get to become a wizard for your troubles--a wizard who fights with a boomerang sword.(Continued)
>>13257735If you're trying to hurt me you failed.Gave a good idea though.
>>13257489Sorry how late the response is but.I just picture all Cancers as being very good movie stars, like you could put them into any scene or any role and it'd be an improvement.Just picture a story of the littlest cancer patient, now imagine it with a cancer, the scene becomes that much more teary.Or she could star in a detective noire film, black and white, solving a case of mysterious bisectings only to find it was the crab half that was donated to her after a car crashYeah I know that last one doesn't really work but it's a movie is my only excuse and I don't know how to translate it into something lewd with the same twist.
Bahamut soon?Probably not.
>>13257713>Act like tsun little shits all the way until adulthood>The edgy teens pass and they all slowly turn deredere towards you for taking them off the streets and out of a life of banditry.>Gain three waifus who you love like daughtersNow I aint no daughteru dicker, but this scenario is A-OK with me.>>13257714Okay succuslut. Your only a hair breadth from fucking other women because>It's just an itch, an act>It feels good>Its fun and exciting>Doesn't mater, she should be proud Its her I return to when I'm out fucking other women>Nothing wrong with that, you know, as long as you're just having sex, together, understand?Oh, hey, never fuckin' mind, it's not something you even tried to stop. Whatever dude. If other cocks do nothing for her and the cum of other man tastes like shit, do you really think it's fair to her, who can't enjoy being as much of a slut as you?You say I'm paranoid, I say you're just a slut in denial. Again, you're 100% correct. It's a sex setting and if that's how you want to play it, that's cool. To each their own. Just admit you're a slut, there's nothing wrong with it. I mean it's not to my taste, but whatever, it doesn't have to be. And why not a bicorn? She seems perfect for you. What is your waifu, then?
>>13257745>Gave a good idea though.Well, I guess that's something then.
>>13257740I'm afraid that's incorrect. That's more a guardian than anything. A slave would have to obey their every whim. That includes fucking them each in turn, including when the lamia acts sneaky and guides you into the vampire's ass at the last minute. Though tiny vampire wouldn't admit it, she's a massive buttslut and wants to see your seed sloshing in her guts.
>>13257751Just to say anon, I think he meant having sex, in a group, like beside each other, but still restricted to their individual partners, not interacting with each other, except for watching.I agree with your overall point of view, but just thought I'd point that out.
>>13257744>81Dis gun be bad, right?>>13257756Anon. It's my fantasy, and you can't make me change it. Now go be a square somewhere else.
>>13257728You act like you're not the one who should leave. I'd point you in a direction, but we don't have a pedoshit containment board. The closest we get is /mlp/ I think? Yeah, go there.>>>/mlp/
>>13257735I like the idea of lonely monster girls having anons as husbandos.Your waifu exists in some alternate dimension where she has made a husbando for herself (you) that doesn't exist (in that dimension).
>>13257761He can't make you change it but he can correct your vocabulary. What you described just isn't a slave.
>>13257762/b/ is the loli containment board
>>13257766>implying it's supposed to beThey're cute little Monster Girls. Calling me their slave is important for them. Now away with you, go jerk off to your own fantasies.
Did anyone else try dancing like captcha robot?
>>13257759Oh, okay. I misread that then. But my point still stands. He's on his way to being a public use cumpump. No man is a paragon of virtue, and if he is, he isn't in /mgg/ on 4chan. Surrounded by oceans of temptation, he'll fall in. >>13257769They don't allow CP there though.
>Not liking Loli>Not liking Loli for the stupidest of reasons instead of having a proper reason
>>13257774Nobody was talking about cp from the start though. I think.
>>13257773Wurm please go
>>13257764Indeed. It's a haunting thought.
>>13257779I want to see Wurms dancing.
>>13257778I think to 4chan now, and whoever thinks they police this place, they are basically the same thing. And I'm inclined to agree. It's like some one telling you not to touch something, and you put your hand like a centimeter away from it going "but I'm not touching it, but I'm not touching it!" It's still pedophilia even if it isn't actual 3D child porn. Still a sexual attraction to kiddies.
>>1325774434-66: Whilst taking care of your daughteru while she was still an infant, you were the lancer of your own group of brave heroes who fought for the fate of humanity and monster girls alike. Sadly, due to reasons you couldn't disclose to your friends, you betrayed them for the villain, and died atoning for your betrayal. Though your final sacrifice ultimately helped save your friends and allowed them to continue their journey, your name was forever marked in history as the traitor of heroes. Your waifu never told your daughteru of who you were, or what became of you.However, several years later, you are revived by yet anther villain seeking your assistance to claim the world for him/herself. You refuse, and instead wandered the earth, hiding your shame from those who would remember you as a traitor beneath a mask, and through near-happenstance come upon your daughteru who has become a strong, kind fighter with a band of friends at her side. Upon meeting her, you simply introduce yourself as "Nemo" when she asks for your name.You will join your daughteru in her journey to save the world from evil, but she will never know that you are her true father.But you get a sick mask made from a dragon skull for your troubles.(Continued)
>>13257764>Somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse, your waifu exists and you're fictional.>She writes her own private stories about you and her.>She touches herself to the thought of you.>She commissions artists to draw pictures of you, some lewd some cute.>She cries herself to sleep some nights because she knows you'll never exist and you'll never romance her the way you wish you could.God damn it anon, I didn't need to feel before bed.
>>13257785> It's still pedophilia even if it isn't actual 3D child pornNo it isn't.
>>13257751>She should be proud it's her I return to when I'm fucking other womenBut I'm not fucking other women you dumb slut. I fuck HER, in front of other people.And the other anon is right in saying what I meant by group sex.
>>13257781If I held down her hips would she stop dancing?>>13257785You're retarded if you think CP is the same as Loli.I don't even like Loli in the slightest but all this "Loli is pedophillia" shit needs to go and stay go.
>>13257744>99I wonder whats going to happen.
>>13257792>held down her hipsYou and what squad of Baphomets and Onis? Can't stop dem hips when they're doing the ovulation dance.
>>13257777Quads confirm belly beast is indeed cute.
>>13257786Villain's name wouldn't be Gargoyle by any chance, would it?
>>13257792Where did these fags even come from with their hate for loli?Of course now one's going to pull "I've BEEN here lulz" out of there ass.
>>13257798Nope.
>>13257713>Adult bandits best bandits!>even posts DragonPupAllGrownUp.imgmuh nigger
>>13257792>I don't even like Loli in the slightest but all this "Loli is pedophillia" shit needs to go and stay go.Normalfag posting is the hip new shitposting these days.
>>13257786>65>My daughteru will never know who I am and what I did.>I'll never be able to reunite with my waifu>I'll never be able to find my old party and tell them I'm sorry for what I did and that it was all in a misguided attempt to protect them.>I'm likely going to die again after it's all over.>And only then will my daughteru learn who I am, just as I slip out of her life again forever.God damn it anon, I wasn't ready to feel like this.
>>13257802Every time someone calls me that, I'm reminded of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2LJTCBPtg
>>13257805>shitposting It's not even good shitposting either.
>>13257800Different anon. I'll be honest that loli has always made me a bit uncomfortable, mostly due to space issues. I imagine one as the kind who'd be all hugs and cuddles, whereas I'm not used to that kind of thing.That said, though, I won't badmouth it. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
>>13257811There's a big difference between "Loli is shit" and "Loli is pedophillia check your privilege"
>>13257811>space issuesWhat?
>>13257813>Check your privilegeWell have you?I check mine at least twice a day, right before I take my mandatory estrogen pills.
>>13257790>>13257792>>13257805It's an attraction to children, you delusional shits. It's still paedophilia, even if it's just an attraction to the depiction of children. I mean just like this other guy, don't pretend that it's something that it isn't. I don't particularly care. I don't have kids so it's not like I'm offended, nor will I start saying that it doesn't belong here, because lets face it. KC is a majour source of relevance forthese threads, and he is as much a paedophile as the the rest of you guys, and it's not like we have a more appropriate place to tell you to go, as is the case with futafags and /d/. I'm just saying, it's paedophilia. you can whine all you want, just because you don't like something doesn't mean that it isn't true.>>13257791Eh, this is pointless, you'll never admit it, an I don't think you're that loyal. This is getting pretty stupid for a hypothetical situation. But hey. If monstergirls do become real, and you do get to fulfill your slutty fantasies, AND manage to stay faithful? More power to you. I'm not going to turn around and go, "Ooooh noooo. Anon turned out to be decent after all. I've been a fool!"
>>13257827No, it really isn't pedophilia.
>>1325778667-99: You married your waifu while she was a top scientist in her field of study, material replication, and helped nurture a home for the three of you, taking good care of her whenever she was able to come home.Unfortunately, a terrible accident occurred in the labs while you came to visit her one day. This accident left you dead in the rubble,and your waifu, in her attempt to revive you, performed the material replication process on you--something which had never been done before.Though your body was revived, your mind andbody were both left unstable due to the unstable process of human replication. Your senses of right and wrong shot, and your need for flesh to stabilize your otherwise-constantly deteriorating body, your waifu had no choice but to seal you away in the deepest parts of the world for everyone's sake--yours, hers, and the world's.Your waifu, racked with grief as to what she had done to you, joins your daughteru on her quest to right the wrongs and injustices of the three continents as your daughter's mage, while your waifu secretly hopes to see you again, so that she may use her newfound powers to finally put you to rest.Though your waifu will protect your daughteru, and both of them will remember you for the caring father you once were, you will ultimately be forced into battling her as her toughest opponent yet.But hey, for your troubles, you get to be a being that is stronger than her final boss, and give her something she'll desperately want and need.
>>13257815Just a lot of personal shit. Physical stuff like hugs or even a mere handshake has always felt extremely awkward for me. When I think of a loli character, I imagine someone playful and extremely physical. She'd grab your arm and drag you around like her own personal shield; she'd bounce on top of you when you're lying down. Lots of of touching that I've never really gotten all that used to. Combine that with someone who'd be interested in me in that way, and ...I just don't see it working out.
>>13257827I did not know you could fit this much bait in a single post.
You're all silly, arguing again like that! Let's all get together and talk about why Dragoon stories aren't more popular around here! Everybody likes Wyverns, so shouldn't a vanilla romance with their childhood friends be well liked too?
>>13257837Ah, you don't like being touched.I'm sure a young and warm MG can fix that for you with her nice, herculean strength hugs.
>>13257843Dragons are shit, as are all haughty girls.Undead a best.
>>13257827
>>13257844>States problem>Your remedy is an even worse form of this problemYou traitors are autistic, I swear.
>>13257835>86I can't imagine how two dormice might do this, but it'd be fun to see it play out. If only I weren't Ivan Ooze.
>>13257843I would love a story like that.
>>13257744>16Best end, right here.
>>13257837You sound a lot like king grump alp, just without the grumpy.
>>13257835>my Black Dragon waifu and daughteru fighting my Abominable RevenantI... could have written this myself, it seems.
>>13257852>traitorsHey, it's that faggot from MGU!
>>13257843I'd love a dragoon story but that one anon still isn't writing it.
>>13257744>10Not bad. Hope I can make up for lost time with my daughteru.
>>13257843I do like dragoons but I can't really come up with that many interesting scenarios one could write about without just going over the same ground over and over again. How many do we have?
>>13257835>67Shit. Shit shit fucking shit man...
>>13257326Alright, lets see what I get. >Shiny EchidnaHell yes, horde of shiny daughterus here I come. >Jinko/Holst HybridRolled Jinko first so I have a cow pattern jinko with horns and the biggest fattest cat tats of them all. >Shiny Kitsun-BiOk but compared to the rest of the girls it's a tiny bit bland.I am marrying each and everyone of them and drowning the world in my shiny daughterus and Jinkholsts. Good night everyone and don't burn down the thread.
>>13257851I'll be very surprised if this isn't from a furry source.
>>13257840>>13257833>>13257850Just because it's inadvertently inflammatory doesn't always make it bait. I mean, usually you're right, but I'm being entirely serious here. It's like jerking it to drawings of men and going, "No this isn't homosexuality" You guys are so fuckin' delusional it's hilarious. We're all anonymous here, and we're posting in a thread where most if not all taboos have already been thrown out of the window. Just accept it for what it is.
>>13257864I don't think we have any, really.
>>13257861Let's string him up and suspend him over a pack of Dire Mice!
>>13257843Dragoon story never
>>13257868Just cause you see it as pedophilia, it doesn't make it pedophilia.How about breaking your own delusions first?
>"Alright, earthl-...geez, this place is a shithole. ALRIGHT, EARTHLINGS! LISTEN UP! GONNA MAKE THIS QUICK BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN CRAMPED INSIDE THESE TINY PODS FOR, LIKE...A YEAR! Okay, so all semen machines line up on my left. Yes, that means the dudes. All biologically inferior females go on the right. Breeding slaves, and yes that means the dudes again, will receive a quick DNA test to check for desirable traits of offspring. Based on this you will be organized into castes, ranging from the 'You Get To Eat At the Table Caste' all the way down to the 'Be Grateful We Let You Live Caste'. Females with a power level of at least 300? Congrats, you've just been recruited. Females with less than 300? Ya don't have to die, but ya sure as hell can't stay here, so piss off!"
>>13257835>Studying and developing technologies to further society together with Anubis Waifu>She with her material replication technology, my own efforts devoted to space-age transport>After the accident, she has to seal me away in a ship of my own design, freezing me and launching me to drift through space like fucking Kars>Until the day the ship crashes back to the surface, unleashing my twisted self which they must put downIt'd be a hell-a-cool sequence, but goddamn man...
>>13257873>>13257868>>13257833>>13257827>>13257790>>13257792>>13257785>Ya huh>Nuh uh>Ya huh>Nuh uh>Ya huh>Nuh uhCan you idiots stop this?
>>13257860>it's that faggot from MGU!From which legion? Grimdarkshills, paladin roleplayers, wh40k-fags?
>>13257877If I yanked your tail, would you ahegao?
>>13257877Well this doesn't sound very nice.
>>13257843>>13257861>>13257870I'm not sure how that would get me to write any quicker...
>>13257884So we should just shut our mouths and let the SJW stay and keep preaching from his soapbox? We did that with Paladins, and they're still here.
>>13257885WH40K people are from /tg/ though.And they make up a decent portion of this community too.
>>13257867Nope, it's from a VN/something with that purple-haired lamia.
>>13257888Anubis fucker just do a little teaser for them.
>>13257887Don't worry, we got a guy who can handle this. He's as strong as 1-and-a-half Yamchas!
>>13257888If you don't write, we don't let you down. All you'll get is squeaky Dire Mice schlicking while beckoning to you, begging you to join. Maybe going gay with each other if it takes you too long.
>>13257890Look, I'm just saying loli IS pedophilia and it IS kinda problematic. How can you deny this? You are fapping to images of children.
>>13257873>Just cause you see it as pedophilia, it doesn't make it pedophilia.Would you agree that you are gay or at the least bi if you are a man who jerks it to pictures of other men?Would you agree that you are a furfag if you jerk it to pictures of furries?If you answered yes to one or both of these, then why do you think that you are not a pedophile if you jerk it to pictures of children?What kind of mental gymnastics do you even do to come to the conclusion that it isn't pedophilia?
>>13257893Yep, hell I played 40k back in the day. Not that folks would guess, or care, from my writings.I miss my black templar. Black tide was fun back in fifth, not the most effective but dropping down two big blobs of crusaders was a great change of pace.
>>13257900Because Muhammad did it and that makes it okay. Now stop with your silly arguments.
>>13257868>inflammatoryNo, that is precisely what a bait is. Starting shit.
>>13257897That might get Nyan to write faster, but would it work on this guy?
>>13257886If she yanked your dick would you call her 'mommy'?
>>13257864The original Yellow Bird story had dragoons that integrated all the other reptilian tribes in their area and built a technomagic empire dedicated to driving out all non-scaled monsters and acquiring men through conquest. But it seemed like most had abandoned the traditional dragoon system from a shortage of men and their current ruler being a bloodthirsty maniac.
>>13257896What's a Yamcha? It sounds disappointing.
>>13257877Give them the virus goku suffered from during the fight with the androids. Boom.
>>13257900>>13257898What mental gymnastics do you go through to convince yourself it is pedophilia? The vast majority of people who like loli are actually sickened by the idea of actual child porn or sex with real children.
>>13257906Bait is telling the truth about the infestation of sick-in-the-head men in these thread? yeah ok
>>13257904I used to have a buddy who sunk a ton of cash into a bitchin Necron army, it would fucking wreck almost anyone he played against.He ended up quitting the game after the Necrons got nerfed into oblivion, but he still has his army.
>>13257911It's a unit of energy roughly comparable to a Raditz.
>>13257907That's why they're DIRE Mice, they get results.>>13257908Absolutely.
>>13257744>43So what kind of mask are we talking about here, like a Lelouch/Zero mask? A circus Clown mask? A typical anime Phantom mask?
>>13257908Show me your moves.
>>13257900On the matter of pedophilia and loli, pedophilia actually has a biological basis and it can be hereditary, being closer to homosexuality, while loli (as well as drawn characters in general) is closer to a fetish which can be obtained and learned. The difference between drawn 2d character and an actual person is large enough that most people don't associate a loli with an actual child.
>>13257890>comparing paladins to SJW >paladins not being part of the threads since before sjw existedFuck you.
>>13257917More like 0,9 Raditzes.
>>13257916When did he quit? If you wanted to be a dickbag you could make a nasty army out of them now a days.
>>13257893I dunno for this threads, but back on the site they were the bottom of the barrel primarily guilty for the whole drama.
>>13257904It's unfortunate that they shit on Templars last edition. I miss my unspeakable death terminators. Maybe next edition. Maybe.
>>13257900If you jerk off to pictures of anime guys but don't have attraction to actual men? I would argue that you are, in fact, not gay. These are fictional, idealized representations that are in no way comparable to the real thing.
>>13257898There's this small cliff with sharp rocks underneath near my house. I often go jogging there. I like to imagine finding a 12-13 year old girl on the rocks, having fallen from the top. Maybe she'd been playing alone, maybe she was doing some sort of dare? Whatever the reason, she'd be broken but not disfigured by the fall.I'd jog past her in the dusk, barely even realizing she's lying on the rocks. Something would bother me, and I'd stop to check it out on the way back. I'd find her staring at the sky with empty eyes. I'd briefly consider calling for help, but I'd soon realize she was dead. I'd slowly get a boner from her tight panties, visible from under her flipped-up knee-length skirt. I'd put my phone away and slowly start making out with her cold body. Soon my trackpants would have a gigantic boner tent.I'd sweat bullets as I slowly pushed her panties aside as the amber light cast a perfect highlight on her soft hair. I'd push myself into her cold little vagina with one powerful, slow thrust. I'd shudder as my hot cum soon spurted out into her cool body. As I regained my senses I would know my DNA is all over her. So I'd run home, get my gymbag, and come back to get her. I'd carry her home and use her as my half-dozen shots per day onahole in every orifice until she became too rotten to arouse me anymore.
>>13257888We could get an anubis drunk for every week there's no dragoons, and then drop her off in front of a frat house.
>>13257917Radishes? Why are you basing my strength on radishes?Whatever, can I go get lunch? I need some before I go back to training, I have almost perfected a style of fighting passed down for centuries within my family.
>>13257934You know people shit themselves upon death, so fucking a corpse like that would be disgusting and filthy.
>>13257936Why not just get a dancing girl Anubutt?
>>132579273rd edition Necrons maybe? It's been a while since I spoke to him, but I think that's when it was.He said he was still planning on collecting miniatures, but that he wasn't going to play in any tournaments or anything anymore, so I don't know if he has any plans on updating his army to fit modern rules.>>13257928/tg/ is pretty chill, they sperg over a ton of shit related to their games, but otherwise are actually one of the friendliest boards on 4chan.They also occasionally have MG threads, but they are mostly just image dumps and not actual discussion.
Good going faggots, you summoned necro pedo kun.
>>13257930Yea, it did lead to some funny moments like a necron flyer's lightning gun arcing off of one of my neophytes and taking a hullpoint off itself along with another initiate shooting and penning one with a melta gun. I keep track of it but I've largely fallen out of 40k, love the universe, hate what they've done with the game. God help the fantasy players though.
>>13257936That's evil. You're evil.>>13257945Such a lovely visage...
>>13257947He's harmless though.
>>13257945Those fucking stomach markings will never not piss me off.
>>13257946Yeah, 6th an 7th buffed them pretty good
>>13257947Somebody just pasted his old post, dude.
>>13257955Is it evil if she cums?
>>13257955>lovely visageSo will you do it? The Dragoon story?>>13257957>Alert 99.99
>>13257962Of all the asinine things to say...>>13257965Well, yes, I've got it planned out and everything.Yeah, think I'll go take a shower, and really hammer things out tonight. Try and drive myself to get it done this week, like I did with my last story.
>>13257946>/tg/ is pretty chillAs sombody coming from /tg/, I respectfully disagree. It's shitposting general these days and almost every thread devolves into shitflingling and meme spergs, along with somebody complainig how it's not his /tg/ anymore.
The problem with pedophilia is that it's been reskinned into a more culturally acceptable form of pedophilia known as "lolicon".And a lolicon will vehemently insist that he isn't a pedophile because of this. No mater how much logic and rationality you throw at them. There is this iron bound rule they've put in their minds that it is not the same thing. Like this guy >>13257913Now I'll say it again because I KNOW how selective you guys are about what information you take in and spit back out. Whilst I'd like it if we had a more acceptable place to send you to talk about loli monstergirls, we don't. We have no pedophile board, so you can only talk about this type of monstergirl in the monstergirl thread. So I'm not telling you to leave. I think it's a shit fetish, but that is my personal taste, and I'm not telling you not to like what you like, because I don't like it.I'm just saying, accept it for what it is already. And stop lying to yourselves. Pedophilia is not bound to 3D. Pedophilia is nothing more than an adult demonstrating sexual arousal to children. You may say "But she's actually older than 18." Okay. That may be. but you are still a pedophile because she looks like a child. Her form is that of a child and it is that form which you are sexually attracted to. >The vast majority of people who like loli are actually sickened by the idea of actual child porn or sex with real children.Not all fetishes are applicable in reality. Some days I'd like nothing more than to be a slut for a den of doppelgangers. Would I ever actually do this? No. It's the same for any one who ever fapped to a Bad End. You know, unless it's something you'd actually be down for. Just because you wouldn't have sex with a real child doesn't mean that you aren't attracted to the form of a child.Loli is at Best, at the very very best, borderline pedophilia, and at it's normal, fullblown pedophilia. >>13257932You're a rare one. Try that when it's Alp shitposting hour.
>>13257326Easy modo it is>Dire Vampire Hmmmmm. Yes. I imagine her would be even haughtier then regular vampires. Kinda weird that a strong and rich vampire like her is not drowning in boysluts, you would think that she would already have a man to breed with.>Hybrid Cyclops/Amazoness It would be fun to tease er about her new body, and how she should be an alpha and go out raping human men to get pregnant >Dire Crow Tengu Can I marry her? I'm going to give her as many daughters as I can. Unless the other girls get jealous and try to take me away from her
>>13257973Good, good. My fellow Dragonslut is doing good.
>>13257974Ah, well I haven't gone there in a while, been hanging around in these threads mostly, so I don't really know what the situation is there.It's unfortunate if that really is the case though, it used to be a pretty cool place.
>>13257973More like assinine
>>13257975>Still trying to bait everyoneNot going to work. Loli isn't pedo. Deal. With. It.Now I'll just go back to ignoring and reporting now.
>>13257744>28So what you're saying is, I get to go romping around the world as:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5kA0qOwZkI can go for that.
>>13257975>>13257922
>>13257877>Luckily you had a secret weapon called "video games" and they decided to chill out, relatively, and kick it with you instead.
>>13257984>FilenameI wasn't aware Charon was Mexican, I thought she was Greek?
>>13257993>didn't watch the show as a kidYou're barely even human.
>>13257991>Obnoxious muscular monkey roomatesThey are getting fattened up and having those tails sheared off, shit's obscene and I won't stand for it.>>13257995What, that's Carlos right?He's Mexican/something latin american which is what Charon is not.I really don't understand what you saw in my post.
>>13257944Looking through the original thread, Necropedo-kun does know that and intends to give her a shower before doing anal.
>>13257985>Reporting me for calling you out on your delusions>Telling me to deal with it.You don't tell people to deal with lies, anon. That's not how it works. Lies change, you don't have to deal with lies. You tell people to deal with reality. Reality doesn't change. Gravity will always be there. That is something you tell some one to deal with. Lolicon will always be pedophilia. This is something I will tell you to accept and deal with. Do you even know where the term came from? Came from a book dude. A book about a pedophile.>The novel is notable for its controversial subject: the protagonist and unreliable narrator, a 37-to-38-year-old literature professor called Humbert Humbert, is obsessed with the 12-year-old Dolores Haze, with whom he becomes sexually involved after he becomes her stepfather. "Lolita" is his private nickname for Dolores.
>>13257651https://imgur.com/a/tYGiL#0
>>13258004>I really don't understandLong before we created Charon-chan the punny ferrywoman, Carlos was the go-to character for bad puns, you ignoramus.
>>13258008You're grasping for straws.You're not going to win, because you're deluded as hell to think you can compare loli to CP. Now fuck off back to Reddit or Tumblr and frolic with your own kind.
>>13258013What about my post implied I didn't know that?I was making a joke, but it seemed to go over your head, so this entire conversation was pointless.
>>13258010>purple-scaled brown WurmsI LOVE YOU! FULL ALP!
>>13258004>He's got a problem with muscleHahaha, look at this faggot.
>>13258018What fucking joke? I don't see anything even remotely funny in anything you said. The best you can do is say you were just pretending not to know who Carlos is, which isn't funny, it's just pretending to be retarded.Shame on you.
>>13258010I love how many of these became brown in the shinification process.>>13258025Musclebus rape is the strongest.
>>13258026Anon, your getting mad over literally nothing more than your own headcanon about what I said.Stop being autistic and go back to shitposting, the thread is missing its quota already.
>>13258004>Wants chub over buffFreaky alien genotype.
>>13258017>you're deluded as hell to think you can compare loli to CPYeah, CP was a real letdown after years of delicious loli.
>>13257922>[citation needed]And every loli I've ever seen was quite clearly a child. The closest you'd get to having your bullshit verified is oppai lolis. >>13258017Says the guy who's ONLY input has been "No it's not." and you call me deluded. I gave you perfectly good comparasons and asked you whay kind of gymnastics you had to do to convonce yourself that fapping to children doesn't make oyu a pedophile and if you're the same guy, your only response was a more verbose "no u"And you're still telling me to fuck off. Why? I haven't told you to fuck off. Because I tell you you're full of shit? You're that threatened that I might shake up your paradigm that you want me to leave?
>>13258031Next time you try to be funny, don't. You're awful at it.
>>13258033>>13258017Oh, and just to clarify, you sneaky fuck, I only just now realized you tried to twist my argument. I am not comparing lolicon to CP. Both however, are Pedophilic in nature, and if you are aroused by either, you are a pedophile.
>>13258039Anon, eat a snickers, you act retarded when you're hungry.
>>13258032But what if I want both?
>>13258037>good comparisonsYeah no, they're not. Why not go to a place where people will actually believe your bullshit, like Reddit?>>13258041I didn't twist it at all. Loli is not Pedo. You're the type of guy who keeps telling us the sky is green and gets angry when we keep telling you it's not.
>>13258046You get V&
>>13258044Is it really so hard to understand that pretending to be retarded is not funny to anyone?
>>13258050>Pretending to be retardedAgain, you're using your own interpretation as reality, this isn't a hugbox anon, it's real life.
>>13258055>hugboxWhat? Look mate, this right here?>>13257993That's pretending to be retarded. Not funny. Do you hear anyone laughing? No. Because that was stupid. I'm done with your delicious bait now.
>>13253754>She comes back several days later with a plan.>He is happy to see her again and tries to show off his newest model.>She silently tosses him over her shoulder, ignoring his surprised protests. (Renegade)V the fatheru route activated>She starts creeping through the halls with him toward the exit.>"What are you doing!? Put me down!">"Relax. I'm helping you escape.">He sighs. "Honey, I appreciate the thought, but there's no point.">"I can cover my tracks with magic. It's specially made to counter vampires and their servants. She'll never find us.">"That's not what I mean. This place, and Lizzy, are my life. It might not be perfect but it's all I've ever known. I could never survive out there. Being a Lady's lover isn't exactly a marketable skill set.">The dhampir blushes. It actually is a marketable skill set, especially with his looks, but he doesn't need to know that.>"You don't have to worry about that stuff. I'll take care of you.">He responds wryly, "That's sweet, Sugar, but I'm not going to spend the rest of my life leeching off my daughter. I'm not THAT pathetic. Besides," he continues in a more serious tone, "you should be living your own life, not worrying about me.">She nods solemnly. "I thought you might say something like that. Fortunately, I have a backup plan.">She sets him down for a moment and takes out a rope and gag.>He eyes them suspiciously. "Backup plan?">She shoves the gag into his mouth and starts binding him. He tries to stop her but her inhuman strength makes his resistance futile.>"Backup plan. I always have a backup plan." She tosses him back over her shoulder and resumes her escape. "I'm kidnapping you."
>>13258058>BaitAnon I feel sorry for you and your family, you must be a burden on them.
>>13258049What's in the van?Where does it take me?
>>13257894Oh. Pleasantly surprised then. Kind of want.
Yo where can I apply for the Butler position with dem MGs?
Hey guys. I had to crack my knuckles and get down to it, but I managed to churn out the next chapter already.http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/94636406/Chapter%2086As always, thanks for reading.
>>13258048>Fapping to depictions of menGay, unless you're that one guy who thinks otherwise>Fapping to depictions of furriesFurfag. No one had disputed this>Fapping to depictions of childrenAnd yet SOMEHOW this isn't pedophilia? I'm telling you that pedophilia is the colour blue, and that lolicon is the colour blue, and you're getting buttblasted at me, and just repeating over and over again, "No its not." You have either baited me this entire time, or, more likely, you are actually this delusional, and need to seek help. Lying to yourself about your sexual preference isn't okay, anon. I like me some adult onee-chans. You like your child imoutou. There's nothing wrong with that, just accept that it's pedophilic. What are you so afraid of?
>>13258063Inside the van are nice men armed with weapons to protect you from bad people, while they take you to a place where they keep like minded individuals,
>>13258066Please stop being so productive, you're making me feel bad about myself.
>>13258066It's too bad your April Fool's joke is a better ending than you'll ever come up with.
>>13258067Now you're clearly strawmanning, which is showing just how desperate you're getting in trying to win this argument.
Anons, don't feed the trolls.
>>13257934Oh hey, it's necropedo-kun
>>13258067>Gay, unless you're that one guy who thinks otherwiseYou never really gave any argument to him, you know. He's kinda right. >Depictions of furriesThere is literally no such thing as anthropomorphized animals as depicted in furry porn.
>>13258068Oh dear lord not another compound.I don't want to have to burn it down again Anon.Why does no one understand that the two don't need to be separate?I want an Oni that counts bench press me but as a belly to rub.A jinko twice my weight that could break a wall before cuddling up with me to chuff.A wurm who looks like she ate the contents of an ice cream truck and could lift it.Is it so wrong for me to dream these dreams?
>>13258072Where is the strawman? Tell me where it is, pedophile-kun, you're better at seeing things which aren't there than me.Which part of my argument was a strawman?>>13258076Furry porn ranges just as lolicon does. The closest 3D comparison is bestiality. some one post the dangerously cheesy thing, and the furries ranging from 10% to 100%And he's kinda right but he's kinda not right at the same time. Yes it's not a real man, but it's still the depiction of a man. I mean I'm no psychologist and sexuality is a really complex thing, I guess being into anime dudes comes closer to having a thing for the 2D realm? I don't really know, but if you strip back the layers of complexity, it's still the picture of a man which you are fapping to. Which makes it homosexual.
>>13258066>realized it's April's Fool about 10 seconds before your post
>>13258083Now you've resorted to namecalling and acting like you didn't just strawman. You're sounding just like that one fellow from a while ago who kept going on about Alps being Trannies.
Stop replying
>>13258083but I fully understand that sexuality isn't as black and white as that. and at the risk of needlessly repeading myself I'm not saying it's a BAD THING. I'm just saying that they are the same. Methinks you all dotheth protest too much.>>13258088>Still hasn't told me where the supposed strawman isAre you even taking this seriously anymore?
Don't feed the trolls.
>>13258083>but it's still the depiction of a man.But it's a depiction that's so separated from real men in terms of appearance that it renders that correlation completely meaningless. >it's still the picture of a man which you are fapping to. Which makes it homosexual.No, it's an artistic interpretation of something that may be considered a man, but is in fact just a drawing. Go look at a picture of a typical anime protagonist and ask yourself. Do men really look like this? Are their eyes this large? Do their noses look like that? Is that what hair is really like? Do they really have no defects in their skin or no body hair whatsoever? There's absolutely no reason to think that someone attracted to that would necessarily have an attraction to actual living men. This is 2Dsexuality.
>>13258091>>13258094Then report the fucker already.Jesus fucking christ, this troll keeps shitposting and you just sit there and let him do it.
>>13258094This.Only feed the earth trolls. Feed them with homemade cooking to the best of your ability.
>>13258097Report and move on.
>>13258097I have been. Report AND ignore.The 'and' is the important part.
>>13258099Fuck earth trolls, mountain trolls are olev.
>>13258099Id seed her soil
>>13258100>>13258104Alright then.
>>13258099Homemade cooking and love. They deserve it. Dem hands. But yeah, what >>13258100 said.
>>13258099I want to take one outside during the day until she jumps my bones right there in my backyard.
>>13258099I prefer mountain trolls
>>13258099But anon I'm better at making seed that human food.
Should there be a limit on how "cute" you make Granberia look?
>>13258114If she ends up looking like the EMG anime, then it's too cute.
>>13258060Oh my.Is anyone else getting a dancing robot in their captchas or am I fucked in the head?
>>13258116No, I think it's only you. You might want to get your head checked out anon.
>>13258114Not really. Granberry is a cutie, and Sara should use her new Succubus powers to make her her bitch.
>>13258115That's not cute, its just shit.
>>13258119>The point, that is it.
>>13258116ctrl+f captcha robotit's been mentioned a few times
What do Slimes taste like?
Lets just run through a few questionsHow is Lolicon different to pedophilia?Beause it's a drawing?A Drawing of what? What does it look like? What does it remind you of? What did the artist mean for it to look like? What do people generally associate it with?If the answer to either of those is "A child", and I know it is, you delusional pricks, then it's pedophilic. It's not simple, but that element is indeed there, and very very predominant.>>13258096This is why I said you were kind of right and kind of wrong, as that argument works both ways. Does it have a penis? Is it's musculature masculine? Does it act masculine? It is and isn't. But you can't deny that it is a man, and that it is homosexual in nature. Just because you're not attracted to 3d men, doesn't mean you aren't attrected to 2d men, and homosexuality is nothing more than a sexual attraction to the same(homo) sex(sexuality) If we were to classify it, which i don't thin is possible, then I'd argue that there is 2D homosexuality, and 3d homosexuality, which are different things. That does not mean that it isn't homosexuality, just as there is 2D pedophilia which has already been termed lolicon, and 3D pedophilia, which are two different things, but are still forms of pedophilia.
>>13258119And you know what, Anon? You aren't cute either!
Was watching anime when the argument was happening. Sorry. Here's the strawman image. Refer to it when you've either been accused of strawmanning or think someone is strawmanning.
>>13258123Happiness and dreams.
>>13258126>pretends that something false is trueBoy that sure does seem familiar.
>You will never play red light green light with a werebat at night by flipping the lights off and on>You will never get sex whether she wins or loses
>>13258128I was thinking more like Jello and Powerade.
>>13258126And when have I ever set up a "fake" pedophile and argued against him, or used and twisted his views to support my own? I've only every directly attacked your arguments, or in most cases, lackthereof.
>>13258123Dr. Pepper with a lemony after-taste
March 32nd lol, love you googleLoli = sexualization of under aged children.Pedo = fucking under aged childdrenYes, there is a difference, but the fact you get turned on by a child being sexualized is wrong , and it is no difference at this point.You can argue until you are blue in the face, if you like and fap to loli, you are a pedo and its not healthy.
>>13258123Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos.
>>13258133>>13258126Ah, sorry, I didn't mean "you" directly, I worded that poorly.
>>13258133Easy there, Mr. Defensive Pants. I'm not taking part in your stupid shitflinging contest. The issue of a strawman was brought up and it gets thrown around a lot. I keep this image on file to make sure people are using it accurately.
>>13258135>Dr. PepperNic->LemonYuck.>>13258139You're more Haram than the last guy or the pedo-pushing idiot.
>>13258032Surely I can bargain with their general.Maybe we can come to a more peaceful agreement?
>>13258142Yeah, I didn't mean to imply you were on either side. I have a bad habit of using the word you generally.
>>13258148No problem, man.
>>13258060>V the fatheru routeOh my. Paragon route when? Out of curiosity.
>>13258142So how long do you think the mods/jans will take with actually cleaning anything up?
>"Isn't it time for bed ?"
>>13258152It's April 1st so who knows. There's probably a lot to take care of.
>>13258156If it's time for bed then why aren't you naked?
>>13258158Just hope they clean up the idiot's crap so we can go back to discussing normal things again, like Kitsune trapped in boxes.
>>13258156But Onee-san, someone is wrong on the internet.
>>13258145"Ayy gurl, you ever heard of the History Channel?"
>>13258162>Kitsune trapped in boxesCatgirls wedged in tiny spaces when?
>>13258167I have a pic in my folder with that but I don't feel like digging for it.Search for it on Dan/Gelbooru with monster girls and maids.
>>13258162>Kitsune trapped in boxes>Order a kitsune mail order bride>Comes in a giant shipping box>Her own tails are used as padding>This is going to take a while to brush out>Sigh, but with a smile on your face
>>13258124So, I posit that a 2D form of Pedophilia and a 3D form of pedophilia both exist, and whilst different, are both Pedophilic in nature. And that concludes my argument since almost every one has discounted me for bait by now. Which is bullshit, but that's just the way things go.
>>13258145>Interested in historyOh, we could get along well.>>13258165>History ChannelI don't think she's interested in hearing about what they are selling at Pawn Shops anon.
>>13258156It was three hours ago. Beyond Earth's a bitch.
>>13258170>Order mail order bride>Expect a Lich or a sexy Wight>Order gets mixed up with a Wurm>She rips her way through the enormous box and hugs me>There's no returns availableAt least she can make ice cream soup
>you will never be sexually bullied by proud Saiyan warrior women.
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>>13258180Good
>>13258178>at leastYou could tell her you want to play a game where she's a Lich or a Wight. She could be really good at it for all you know.
>>13258172Good point. I was thinking more of WW2 documentaries, but you just reminded me of that state that channel is in.
>>13258189>"Honey, you want me to put on face paint and this purple cloak? Anything for you!">Wurm-Lich roleplaysex ensues
>>13258192>Wurm-Lich tries to keep a perfect pokerface during sex
>>13258194>Ends up giggling and messing up the face every now and then>Still, she did good overall>Next day she comes into the room while holding the cloak in her hand>"You want to try this out again, Darling~?"
>>13258180I want to bully the Saiyan!
>>13258170>Your kitsune bonds very quickly>Loves your scent>A bit too much>Doesn't like tofu>Says it's a stereotype>Likes fried meat though>Especially chicken livers and hearts>She sometimes licks you in bed>Gets embarrassed if you bring it up>Always gets aroused after she's handled raw, bloody meat>Well, she's a bit quirky but at least her ass looks great from all the running she does each morning for cardio
>>13258194Wouldn't be able to resist tickling her
>>13258200Just try not to mind all the neighbor pets that go missing.
>>13258066hahahaha!
>>13258198>>13258194>>13258192Role plays so good she actually gains necromantic powers.
>>13258198Nah, she'd come in character.>Husband. I wish to attempt a repeat of our experiment from yesterday to see if we get the same results. Resistance is futile.
>>13258200>Chicken organsWell, at least she won't eat yours anytime soon.Right?
>>13258210>Summons army of Skeletons in front of you>Makes them play music while comically dancing>>13258211Her doing that with a straight face would be the best.
>>13258200Fried chicken liver is fucking great though.
>>13258212Eat your liver? Preposterous, she wouldn't think of it! I mean, with all the junk food you eat it would taste awful!
>>13258210Do Wurms have the power of imagination?captcha: janytrip janyt
>>13258214>She sends them out, laughing manically >You figure the world is doomed>Hours later, the skeletons come back with cookies and icecream.
>>13258217>YFW she seems strangely insistent on your following her strict meal plan.>For your health she says.
>>13258219Yes they do. They go faster when painted red, and make Wurmholes when burrowing between dimensions.
>>13258219they have ork power.
>>13258215The only thing I know about liver as food is what I learned from Cow and Chicken in middle school. Which is that liver and onions is gross? I don't know why that stuck in my head for so long.
>>13258228You think liver is gross try eating cow tongue, shit's nasty.
>>13258220>Army of Skeletons carrying an ice cream truck>Numerous loli MGs are crowded around it trying to reach it>Wurm-Lich puffs her chest out proudly, as if showing off
>>13258220>tell her you want to try the Wight play next>she tells you to wait while she gets ready>after a while she calls you into her bedroom>she's wearing an elegant dress and has somehow managed to obtain a stocking and garterbelt that fits her>"Ara ara, look what came stumbling in when I'm not dressed properly..."
>>13258221Well, it tastes better than the crap I was eating before so why not?No, I don't want the tea. At least let me keep my occasional dr.pepper.
>>13258231>>she's wearing an elegant dress and has somehow managed to obtain a stocking and garterbelt that fits her>>"Ara ara, look what came stumbling in when I'm not dressed properly..."There is too much yes here for me to even question it.
>>13258229>cow tongueToo many possible Holstaur puns. Too tired to actually write any. Have a picture.
>>13258232>>13258221>>13258217>>13258212>>13258200I want to read a story where a Kumiho genuinely wants to have a loving relationship with her husband, but the husband is smart is is wary as fuck of her.Would make for some entertaining shenanigans.
>>13258228Liver and onions are pretty good too. pork butts and taters
>>13258231Yes.>Somehow managed to find cardboard claw/ghosthands to tape to her arms
>>13258231>>"Ara ara, look what came stumbling in when I'm not dressed properly...">"Dressed properly?">"Ara, if you wanted to play, you only had to say so. You jest, surely, you can see I still haven't dressed my other leg.">"...."
>>13258241>Liver and onionsLiterally eating that now. Never getting sick of it.
>>13258237Best served with a thick, creamy sauce.
>>13258239I want this too.
>>13258244If she hadn't yet succeeded in stealing my heart, this would do the trick.
>>13258228>Never ate liverOn what planet do you hail from?>>13258229>Being this plebLengua is fantastic, especially in a torta or a burrito. Hell it's one of the best parts of the cow.
>>13258259>Eating the shit parts of animalsI bet you like head cheese.
>>13258259>Lengua is fantastic, especially in a torta or a burritoGet back to work Jose.
>>13258264>Not eating everything that tastes good>Not eating cajun hoghead cheeseGo back to the land of skinless chicken breasts and bland steamed vegetables.
More Dragon daughteru, starting at line 225. We're getting closer and closer to actually getting to the valley the story is named after.http://pastebin.com/cbn8f2x4
>>13258264>Not eating the best parts of animals.
Cute spidergirls doing cute things.
>>13258276I bet he doesn't even know that jowl bacon is the best bacon of all.
>>13258269Cute.And why are Cyclopi such lewd sluts?
>>13258289When you bully something long enough, they begin to find pleasure in it. I would know.
>>13258295Shut up slut.
>>13258287I am not opposed to this idea at all.
>>13258295I like cyclopes a lot, but I don't have it in me to be a bully unfortunately.
ehm... alright
>>13258305I almost hope Google Translate never gets any better.
>>13258199>You will never bully the secretly nerdy Saiyan with the fat butt
>>13258060>She smuggles him out of the area and brings him to a nice, quiet place far away.>He gives up resisting pretty quickly.>She does all sorts of stuff with him, all the things she always wanted to do with her parents but never could.>He goes along with everything, even her sillier requests like tucking her in at night.>He seems to be enjoying himself, but she can tell he's depressed too.>Eventually his depression worsens to the point that she is forced to confront him about it.>When she does, he smiles weakly and says, "I miss her.">"Am I not good enough? I thought we were having fun together.">"We are! And of course you're good enough, you're my daughter. I love you. But a daughter and a wife are different.">She had been toying with an idea in the back of her mind ever since she met him.>When she abducted him it went from being an idea to being a plan.>She could never work up the courage to try it, but his words gave her the opening she was looking for.>She pulls him into a passionate kiss and starts unbuttoning his shirt.>He pries his mouth from hers and gasps, "I didn't mean I wanted you to-">She silences him with another kiss. "I know what you meant. I can be everything for you that she was.">She pushes him down on the bed and pulls the rest of his clothes off.>He keeps trying to talk her out of it but his body is reacting.>With one arm hold him down she can't take her own clothes off, so she uses her strength to rip the crotch out of her pants.
>>13258298Yes, yes, good.
>>13258311>>With one arm hold him down she can't take her own clothes off, so she uses her strength to rip the crotch out of her pants.I find myself intrigued and aroused by this concept.
>>13258287For some reason this strikes me as much more perverted than anal
>>13258320Based upon spider biology, I think it might BE anal.It's just that much more perverse cause she's looking at his butt while he's fucking hers.
>>13258323>anal with a shy CC spider who's convinced no human could love her body>slap her fat abdomen silly while reaming her virgin rectrum>finally cum inside it as she ahegao's and begs you to deflower her next
>>13258307suffering.
>>13258334>cyborg spider girlShe totally asked for this.
>>13258344http://exhentai.org/s/7560ed22ae/800849-3I want to fuck her integrated onaholepussy like an onahole and make her feel whole again as I caress both her fleshy and mechanical parts.
>>13258269I would also like to apologize to both of my readers that there won't be any of that Satyr smut coming up any time soon. Not feeling like it at all. I'll try to put up some Sea Slime and/or Creepy-crawly next week.
>>13258361>Creepy-CrawlyYay!
>>13258364>try to>and/orNothing to yay about.
>>13258355This will never happen in your lifetime.
>>13258355Dat Loli Android "Researching" on Page 8 man. That's what I wanna see out of a Lich or somethin'.
>>13258374Nothing monstergirl related will ever happen, buddy.
>>13258374I've heard some optimists speak of the beginning of such industry by the mid-2020s. And given the rate of human progression, it could get to this point startlingly fast.
>>13258377What are the assurance that we will not BTFO ourselves before anything "futuristic" happens?
>>13258311>His dick slips inside her easily - she is embarrassingly wet.>She grinds her hips back and forth and kisses him. She can feel herself building to orgasm already, before they've even really gotten started.>From the throbbing in his dick, she guesses he is close as well.>She hugs herself tightly into his chest and starts pumping up and down.>This brings her to climax almost immediately.>He hasn't come yet but she is too sensitive to continue, so she falls back on the bed and pulls him on top of her.>Her legs interlock behind him to keep him from pulling out.>"Keep going," she whispers breathlessly.>He looks away for a few moments with a troubled expression.>Eventually, reluctantly, he grips her hips and starts to move on his own.>She lies back and closes her eyes, focusing on the sensations.>Soon she is moaning in pleasure.>A quiet 'Daddy' escapes with one of her moans.>"..." His movements stop and she can feel his manhood retreating slightly.>"What happened? What's wrong?" She's certain he hasn't come yet.>"Uh...it was the, uh, Daddy thing." His penis retreats further. He's starting to get soft.>Feeling the mood slip away, Melody decides to try something she was planning to save for when he was more comfortable with this.
>>13258382>Implying it won't continue or perhaps even accelerate if that's the caseDid you ever read Y the Last Man? Actually it kind of makes me want to write similar premise with monstergirls where men are super rare.
>>13258389>>Implying it won't continue or perhaps even accelerate if that's the caseThis depends on how easy in terms of policies it is to nuke a country
>>13258386That is some lewd Daughteru Dickin' (Fatheru Vin'?) right there.
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>>13258407Thanks as always, friend
>>13258407>April FoolsI'mma go to sleep.And I'mma hope that the actual thing will be posted, normally, when I wake up.
>>13258417Just flip it.
>>13258407You used to be cool, man.
>>13258407Joke's on you. I can read backwards, upside down, and in mirror reversed.
>>13258407>>13258419XD, so ebin funnay.
>>13258407Make this your official release and i'll forgive you. Do not release any fixed version
What would you ask her to let you grow on her? Sweet corn? Watermelons? Marijuana? That's some rich soil.
>>13258442Roses, so I could pluck one every time she got pouty and give it to her to appease her.
>>13258386>She flips over and presents her butt to him.>"Spank me.">He stares at her, dumbfounded. "What?">"Your little Melody has been a naughty girl, raping her daddy like that." She takes his hand and pushes it firmly into the soft flesh of her butt. "You need to punish her.">"Th-this is kind of perverted, isn't it?" His little man seems to be waking back up in spite of his words.>"Not at all," she says innocently. She rubs her butt against his crotch, his member grazing across her slit. "You've gotta make sure I learn my lesson.">He sighs and gives her a halfhearted slap.>She purses her lips and gives him a flat stare over her shoulder.>"Alright, alright.">He hits harder this time and she moans erotically.>He keeps spanking her, slowly becoming less hesitant about it.>She arches her back and sways with the blows.>As the pain increases so does the itch in her pussy. She can feel it clenching with every blow.>Soon her ass is glowing red and her cunt is dripping onto the sheets.>Al swallows hard and tries to work some moisture back into his mouth as she rubs her backside against him.>She looks over her shoulder with begging eyes.
>>13258445>giving your waifu thorns
>>13258446>He obliges her, forcing his erection deep into her slit.>He starts ramming himself into her as deep as he can go.>She quickly collapses in another orgasm but he keeps going.>For maybe half an hour he pounds away at her, feeling her pussy convulse around his dick the whole time.>She gasps and cries until she's hoarse.>He eventually reaches orgasm himself and pumps his load deep into her.>By the time he pulls out, she's a listless wreck - curled into the fetal position and covered in her own fluids with his cum seeping out of her vagina.>She reaches down and holds her over-sensitive crotch as the last of her final orgasm recedes, with a low, half-sobbing moan slipping out of her lips.>Al gently lifts her and lays her out on a clean section of the bed, then grabs a nearby handkerchief and starts cleaning her up.>Under his breath he mutters, "You know, you really are a lot like your mother."And that's it. Alternate ending sometime. Maybe tomorrow.
>>13258448Better that than having potheads harassing her.
>>13258450>potheads harassing anything.Weed doesn't make you feel like that, Anon.
>>13258430Did she have to borrow that milk from her better-endowed sister?
>>13258445That sounds really sweet.
>>13258455>marijuana growing off her head>"Hey lady, can I like, have some?"That kind of harassment.>>13258456Don't say mean things about Queen Grump Holst.
>>13258460Ahh, that's what you meant...hmm. I mean, is she cool with sharing what she makes? If she's cool with it, are you cool with it? I imagine you'd both make a lot of friends.
>>13258469But I want to grow the damn roses on her, anon.
Daily reminder to set up a mosquito net around your sleeping bag if your innawoods in the forest near MGC.Or this will happen. Warning, lewd.http://i.imgur.com/gf5E7Q6.gif
>>13258474Whew, I was sure it was gonna be something like a mosquito girl with her proboscis up his peehole.
>>13258442Ivy. She could braid it in with her hair and stuff.Or use it to cover her naughty bits like album art girls do with snakes and their hair and stuff.
Daily reminder to set up a mosquito net around your sleeping bag if your innawoods in the forest near MGC.Or this will happen. Warning, lewd.http://i.imgur.com/gf5E7Q6.gifv
>>13258442I like how that came out, one of the few drawings I actually kept.Anyone have requests I can store away for later? I'm only going to choose one or two.
>>13258478>wild fairy teasing your dick in the night>grab her like an onahole and ram her all the way downSwatting mosquitoes replaced by bursting fairies. A step in the right direction.
>>13258479Junko smoking like a badass while in a cardboard box, with the words "To a good home, please take care of me" written on the box. Tigger plushie optional.
>>13258479A Kitsune tripping over a rock and crying cutely.
>>13258479You could do Shai from spaceworms.Or >>13258477
>>13258479Doublemaus.
>>13258479A pouting chibi Monster Girl like these two. But with the Monster Girl of your choice.If you can't pick one, Hellhound maybe?
>>13258478I'm alright with that happening. Seems fun.
>>13258485>ShaiSpeaking of which, where's muh Spaceworm update?
>>13258479>>13258485second shai
>>13258490If that image had a pouting chibi Nightmare in it, we'd already be reading about Dragoons and Wyverns.
>>13258482But that's what they want, they'll never leave you alone after that. It's best to tease them, but refuse to let them get off so they leave to find some other guy to annoy.
>>13258497Exactly, you'll just attract more of them. Swarms of Fairies all trying to get at your dick.
>>13258497Put chastity belt and throw the key
>>13258497>bursting>that's what they wantGurofairies pls stay away
>>13258473Oh shit, you're that Anon. then yeah, grow the roses. That's cute. Grow some tulips and shit too, if you want. Sorry.
>>13258511>slutty gyaru fairies desperately begging you to rip them upGurofairies please stay here, more like.
>>13258519There aren't enough fairy stories around here.
>>13258483>>13258484I guess I'll put these up on the 'queue' then.
>>13258479You drew that Troll? I love it, thanks for your effort. Ever thought about doing a lustful Kraken playfully coming at you with her tentacles? In any case thanks for what you've done,
>>13258524Neat.So how's that other Kitsune coming along then?
>>13258526Less and I periodically get together and split requests up when we feel like it, he's the one who took the Kraken.>>13258528The merchant?
>>13258529>The merchantYes.
>>13258530She's underway as we speak actually. I keep eight requests 'on tap' at a time when I have no ideas for what I want to draw.
>>13258532Really? hmm.
>>13258529Ahh, interesting. I didn't know. Umm, then...what's not too cliche? A harpy swooping in at you? In any case, thanks for your work.
>>13258537Yup. I just beat bloodborne the other day so I'm back on track with requests
>>13258545>beat bloodborneSo why no Doll?
>>13258545Everyone's playing Bloodborne, while I've barely got into MGQP and back into a writing mood.Oy Vey I feel so slow.
>>13258546Because nobody here appreciates my more guro-ish work. That won't be posted here when I draw it.>>13258543I can't take that right now... but I may know a better artist who might be able to.
>>13258552>guro-ishWhat? Why's it gotta be like that? Why must you be a shit when you can be so much better?
>>13258550The game is good- but it won't appeal to diehard scrub DS2 fans who won't admit the game is good, but a proper mess.
>>13258550>so slowWell I don't even have a PS4 yet, so there!
>>13258554Because it's what I want to draw, what I like to draw, and I'll draw it.Not everything is happiness and sunshine, and the fact it's bloodborne only reinforces the validity of the theme.
>>13258559Well I guess there's no good without evil.
>>13258558Neither do I.Everyone's having fun while Chowder sits in a corner with a killing headache.>>13258555Diehard DS2 fans? Good, but proper mess? Do elaborate.
>>13258559Doll-chan ripped apart and raped by monsters when?
>>13258552My request was just that, of course, I don't expect a guarantee from anyone. But thanks for exploring options, and again, thanks for what you've done. I was in a thread the other day pointing that there was zero fan art of MGE Troll. Seeing yours pop up made my day.
>>13258567I'm an appreciator of vanilla things but I like the darker side of things friend. I rarely draw guro anyway, but with souls material it's a must.>>13258570I'd tell you the exact details if it wasn't for spoilers.>>13258568The world was nowhere as grandiose, the plot and lore were nowhere as good, the world was too washed out for it's own good, mages are easy mode, hit boxes were bugged, all enemies had tracking hits that made the fights look like one was fighting enemies on record players. All enemies were boring humanoid or dog variants, bosses were reskinned and reused, fights were more cheap as opposed to properly group manageable as the whole game's focus is about being hard rather than difficult and fair. All the pivotal fights, multiple enemies, too focused on being multiplayer reliant. Paths were linear as shit and who puts important npcs in mummy exploder rooms?But I won't go further, this isn't /v/. I have a link that sums it up nicely if you want to see it.
>You'll never be lost in the woods>You'll never be stalked by a ghastly creature of the night>You'll never scent blood in the air and turn around, realizing it's the Ghoul, Shia LeSoft
>>13258576The troll is merely a taller version of a hobbit with fatter hands.What's not to like really? It's all quaint and danish.
>>13258580I would like to see it, but I do know that while I like the game it was still a mess.You're still talking about DS2, right?
>>13258585Ds2, yesBloodborne is a tiny bit of a mess but mostly solidalso no magic, fuck mages (mostly)
>>13258580I'm not your friend, buddy.
>>13258492Still thinking over chapter 2, so nothing this week.
Have you read doujin about Charon and her lovely group of hobos?But she is a bat now, for some reason
>>13258586I didn't have much interest in BB until I saw the return of the physics engine from Ds and Ds1And no magic makes it sound interesting, though I liked making paperthing battlemages.
>>13258589>nothing this weekA-April fools? Ehehe, you sure got me man, you got me!
>>13258584>DanishAs in, she's Scandinavian? Or did you mean dainty?In any case, I share your liking of Troll.
>>13258596Magic is actually hidden inside of trinkets now. Reusable>>13258599Mh.. where I come from in Scotland we used Danish as a slang to describe things like fancy gardens, home cooked tarts, quaint little homes etc. I guess tldr just things of proper coziness.
>>13258582And then I get a BJ?
>>13258596Not who you're talking to, but if you want a 10 Vit glass cannon guy, you better brush up on your dodging.
>>13258606But then what do the Scots associate with Scotland?
>>13258609>better brush up on your dodgingAs a MH, DS, DS2, and ect veteran I'd say I'm good if I ever manage to play it.>>13258606Trinkets? I'm not familiar with the terms and "lore" of the game. They magical items of sorts with charges?
>>13258586Bloodborne a shitBeing a medieval knight in heavy armor purging spooky undead shit was half of the fun in DSI don't want to be some hipster in faggy coat
>>13258614Scotland is almost always associated with hard work or toughness- or hot redheads.>>13258615Items that sit where normally you'd use a consumable right? You can reuse it over and over again. No charges, no limits. But none of them are even close to being a danger to worry about spam, it's all rather fair.
>>13258607A soft one. From Legendary superstar, Shia LeSoft. Make her hunt you often enough, and she'll get so fit, you may find out that she was Shia LeBuff, all along.
>>13258606Huh, I didn't know that. The stuff you learn talking to other people. Here's to cozy monstergirls!
>>13258621There some cooldown or cast time?Sounds actually cool, and makes it easier on people who hoard every fucking magic charge like me.
>>13258589Can someone else give us cute Sandworms then? I just today read the part from Children of Dune where Leto turns into something creepy and crawly and I totally need to get that image out of my head.
>>13258632There's one trinket that makes your next dodge roll a ninja teleport dodge that lets you phase through enemies. Takes about .3 seconds to use and can be stacked for the next few dodges you execute. You can still get fucked up while using it, though.I don't have it yet, but it looks fun.
>>13258619Bloodborne isn't Dark Souls. It's just part of the souls self-made genre. Like how Monster Hunter begat Gods Eater and Soul Sacrifice etc etc.They already showed enough footage where you could see it wasn't the medieval era, and Miyazaki already stated it wasn't the same timeline or relative in any way other than the core gameplay. Most of the armor and clothes in all games looked like utter shit anyway so I can't see where you get off thinking there was a defendable range that wasn't just a handful.Your shitty attachment to desired aethetics deprive you from expanding on your gameplay experiences. Onion Knights dude, can't defend it.>>13258625Cheers>>13258632>>13258632There's this item called an Old Hunter's Bone which allows you to activate it for its duration until it runs out, in which your dodges become teleports.When the spell is done you can just use it again, no waiting in between casts.
>>13258638Not him, but That sounds pretty OP for backstabs.
>>13258638>ninja teleportNinjas, real ones, are my favorite class type after Witches so the pleases me.
>>13258642Backstabs are no longer viable, you have to charge a heavy R2 attack to get one now AND press light attack when they initiate the animation to boot.>>13258643Brown puff of smoke and everything
>>13258645Right, I forgot that it was charged. But if you parry, can't the visceral then be a backstab, if you teleport behind them?
>>13258645Neat.>>13258641So are they and really neat weapons? All I saw was cane whipsword and Not-Excalibur, as well as that one scythe.
>>13258648I haven't even played Bloodborne and even I think the trick weapons are cooler than Glacies rappers.
>>13258652If they include something like the bonefist from DS2 and I'll have to sell a kidney and get a copy as well as a PS4.
>>13258648The weapons are plenty neat.>axe/halberd>sword-whip>spear-gun>hammer-sword>greatsword-sword>scythe-sword>stake-stake>handheld flamethrower>shotty>arm-cannon
>>13258656I'll wait for another year or two before buying a PS4. Maybe if I'm lucky, 2017 brings us all waifus and I won't have to...
>>13258648>>13258652You can combo certain trick weapons mid attack and stab some dude, whack them in the face with your mailbox and then combine it into the hammer without breaking your stride, and then whale on them two handed.There's a fucking sick axe but it's a beginner's weapon, and I only hope that there's some way to make weapons viable endgame, because I think it's the coolest fuckin' weapon.
>>13258647You can't roll or dodge through players- and a parry wont count for a backstab because the opportunity is very narrow with the animation they decided on. By the time you get around them they unlock the player.>>13258648Every weapon has a transform mode or a self-enchantment function in the absence of a second form.There's roughly eight or nine melee weapons and just as many guns, which most would complain is a lack of diversity but every weapon counts as two. Plus you can transform mid combo for extra damage.There aren't a shit ton of choices but they're all balanced and viable at this point as opposed to having three tons of decorative junk. Armors are selective and none are clear improvements over the other, as all armors now have a purpose with rounded stats that dont fly out of one anothers' ranges.>>13258656They have two fist-like weapons, one is dual beast claws and the other is a katar-like stake driver that attached to your arm and fist. The charged R2 strike is explosive. It literally explodes.
>>13258661>>axe/halberdThat's called a poleaxe
>>13258666It changes from one to the other. one handed into a telescopic handle for some twohanded action.
>>13258666>>13258667Nope. it goes from an axe to a greataxe, but it was almost close to a halberd. The riflespear was closer to a halberd.
>>13258662I did that with the PS3.>Buy PS3>One week later>"HEY WE'RE DOING PS4 SO THROW YOUR YOUR POS PS3">>13258663>>13258665Now that I think about it, it's like GEB with changeable weapons and clothing/armor being useless outside of looks.
>>13258667>>13258669Oh. That's kinda neat
>>13258666Not when it's a halberd that telescopes into itself to become a one-handed axe. Or a one-handed axe that telescopes outward into a halberd.Poleaxe might be a better word for the two-handed form, though, yeah.
Man I already have my character and build and playthrough set out in my mind, but I'm just a poorfag who doesn't have 500$ to blow on a PS4
>>13258675If you're a dragonslut then I'm sure your mistress wouldn't mind getting "herself" a PS4 because "getting gud" intrigues her. She supposes she can let you play the game she just got for it.
>>13258670>THROW OUT YOUR*Fucking.
>>13258670>One week laterB-b-but! That's awful!>>13258680I'm a total Dragonslut but that doesn't help because DRAGONS DON'T EXIST! MY WAIFU DOESN'T EXIST! NOBODY LOVES ME!
Only stupid nerds play video games.
>>13258683GO HOME GAMER GAZER
>>13258682>That's awfulIt happens, reminds me of that one scene from the Onion movie.
>>13258680Oh, yeah. Why didn't I think of just asking my Wigh waifu in exchange for extra head every night for a month. Oh. Right. She doesn't real ;_;
>>13258683What are you doing on my couch? Is that my SNES you're playing? At least tell me before you fire that thing up, I want in!
>>13258681Every time I read this word singularly, I hear JohnnyUtah's oice in tankmen when they were negotiating with the aussie tank gang."Ay, what's a... 'baird'?!""Ffff-ucking.."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZn9olBiyD0&feature=player_detailpage#t=242
>>13258686I remember when I had access to the option of saying>MOM, BUY ME THAT!And was the first in my entire school to get a PS3. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
>>13258682>>13258687Lots of cynicism tonight. Clearly talking about Bloodborne is the cause.
>>13258693No, Bloodborne is not to blame. No man should ever blame From Software for their own inadequacy.
>>13258685She would be telling you that. After all, you're one of those fake gaming boys, only in on it for the attention you get.
>>13258690I never had fancy shit in school.All I got was a GF who was two years older than me, who everyone thought was 4 years younger than me
I want to rest my chin on a foxgirl's head and have her bop me in the cheeks by perking her ears up.Any of you chaps have one on hand?
>paying game industry tanukis and not waiting 'till it gets on PC and pirating
>>13258711>being this broke tho
Would you live in a city that lived on or in a dire sandworm?
>>13258711>pirating>"Avast there, ye scallywag! Miss Booty, what do we do with landlubbers who fancy themselves pirates when they're but mere thieves?">"What's that Miss Booty? Oh my, that sounds just awful!">"Hmm? You say they deserve it? And that criminals have no right to complain?"
>>13258711>PCOther than graphics and not needing to buy a new console every 2 years it's not much better.
>>13258718Sure. I've grown less and less wary of sandworms over the past couple weeks back.
>>13258718Yes. I would also serve aboard a Shai if I was given the opportunity.
>>13258718Only if one of her daughterus, the love of my life and light of my soul, lived there as well. Sure, it'd be awkward sexing in what is essentially my mother in-law's stomach, but I won't tell if she won't.
>>13258718Okay, first off enough with the "dire" shit it's starting to get old.And second, maybe, provided there's a good supply line coming in.
>>13258715>>13258720Eh, Anon said he couldn't afford it so I proposed.
>>13258720>feeling the breeze in your open tail-holemaximum lewd
>>13258731Maybe he has a shit PC too.>Well then I'll give him plans to make his own PC that doubles as a pizza oven
>>13258731Criminal scum have no excuse. They have violated the law, much in the same manner as they will be violated in Monster Girl prison.>>13258733>salt water sprays in there
>>13258730>starting to get oldIs the situation that... dire?
>>13258711>Implying my ancient toaster I'm kajiggering up through a potato starch acid bath for battery power and a line of cups connected by string for internet connection can run a game like bloodbourne.
>>13258740Haha, you made a funny. Seriously though you're running the idea into the ground, or this is the first one you've done after the last one was done, either way into the ground.
>>13258746>either way into the groundNo course can avoid this? Such dire straits we're in! Maybe we should bring back the milk-talk since you're not bitching about that anymore.
>>13258730Dire is an easy way to say "extra big and strong." Get the sand out of your vagina.
>>13258748I'm not the asshole who hates people having fun, I'm just a little tired of seeing dire being used lately.Maybe use a different word or phrasing to describe ultra large/bigger MGs?>>13258750Maybe in the DnD world.
>>13258683For the love of God, would you just stop talking crap for once and let me suck on your toes?[/spolier]
>>13258758No anon. I will now use Dire even more just to annoy you, personally.
What do you call a spidergirl who sews and colours clothes for her husband?Dye-r Arachne
>>13258761>sucking on sweaty, salty Gamer Gazer toesI'm kinda jelly.
>>13258762So you're going the immature route instead of actually considering what I've said?
>>13258763>cicada noises>>13258766Yes. You could have stopped this by keeping your mouth shut, too. You can DIREct your anger at yourself alone.
>>13258766You're calling him immature when you are throwing a bitchfit over people using words you don't like?
>>13258771Aww, that was good though.
>>13258771I can't force you to stop, I can only hope you lose interest eventually and come up with something else.
>>13258761Just her toes? She has plenty of ichor on her legs and thighs to lick.
>>13258774>bitchfitIt was certainly whiney, but not a bitchfit.And I can't tell him I don't like something and be up front about it instead of telling him to fuck off or go to some other board like the other three assholes?
>>13258782The problem is that you assume that telling people to not do things they want to do will do anything other than start shit.
>>13258777Of course that will happen. It may have happened sooner if you hadn't brought up how much you dislike it though.
Thread listening musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQUoBCxNCo
>>13258779Your mind is in the right place. I was just stating a starting point. No inch would be left unloved.
>>13258782nonononono plz stop. We get a string of back-and-forth complaining every thread. The only "bitchfit" I want to hear about is how a wolf girl's nethers clamp around me.The only immature things should be lolis and shotas.The only whining should be the greentexts of our waifus begging us to not stop.
>>13258785>assumeI wasn't assuming anything, and it was "asking" not "telling".>>13258786Cause apparently asking people to stop or cease activities makes them want to do them more, like those anti-smoking ads.
>>13258787>Dire>Song in no way talks about running from Shia LeBouf>Not really Dire at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCII've heard this before, why do I love it so much right now?
>>13258787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiZJWhZZmU
>>13258798Okay, well you now see what happens when you "ask" people to stop doing things that you don't like, so hopefully you at least learned something from this that isn't a snarky comment on how everyone but you sucks.
>>13258802What is this? It just gives me that weird tingling neck cramp feeling when someone is doing things really close to my head.Isn't this stuff about girls talking in your ears?
>>13258804>so hopefully you at least learned something from this that isn't a snarky comment on how everyone but you sucks.What?And I guess I remembered being an ass gets people to listen to you more than asking them to stop, as proven by the thread's history.
>>13258802No. Please spare me.
>>13257777>"Look, daddy! I'm standing on one paw!"My heart.
>>13258813>"Maybe anon will now praise me and pat my head!"
>>13258698>group of gamer gazers will never kidnap and rape you for being a gamer boy
Eyepatches?
>>13258816Shoulda gone home.
>>13258817Dayum ho, yo tail be bitchin'!
>>13258595Just read it. That post in the comment section sums it pretty well.>Batgirl>"Yay!">Homeless guy orgy.>"Nay..."
>>13258817Eyepatch monster girl when?
>>13258813>Cracking the ground with one pawHow freaking heavy is she?
>>13258816That's what sluts get. He should be happy a bitch like himself is even getting any pussy.
>>13258820>not liking hobosFucking faggot
>>13258828That movie was fun.
>>13258823I hope soon.I like this guy's work
>>13258817Disability moe!
>>13258817I've got what ya need.
>>13258833>You'll never sneak up behind a Cyclops girl and put an eyepatch over her eye>You'll never then tickle her sides endlessly as she desperately tries to decide between removing the eyepatch or resisting your tickle assault, laughing all the while
>>13258835That's the stuff.
>>13258835>"See that snakewoman Didi?">"I'm going to eat her out"
>>13258817On the topic of eyepatches, is Adiane from TTGL a monstergirl? She had a big scorpion tail.
>>13258846She may actually count.
>>13258846Yes.
Can someone toss me a junko ref?
>>13258851There's MGK Junko and Alp's Junko.They're almost 100% the same.Basically a Jinko that's homeless and wears sunglasses; A Madao.
>>13258851According to Alpie, she has heterochromatic eyes. Other than that, your average Jinko, probably dressed in ragged clothes that will keep her warm in the harsh outside.
>>13258854>>13258855I was looking more along the lines of a visual reference since I have to draw that one request?I'm not deep into the community's lorebases, I just draw the ladies.
>>13258856>visual referenceNobody loves her, that's why she lives in a cardboard shack in the woods. Why would we have pictures of her?
>>13258856Like a reference pic to base the drawing off of? She has no art, so that'd be hard.
>>13258846Hmm. What about the 800-pound gorilla of Crow Tengu, the Pure and Honest Shameimaru?Does she count? Would her arms have to become wings for her to count in the MG sense?
>>13258858>>13258859>no artWell fuck where's the link to her profile then? She's just a tiger girl or something right? There's gotta be something close.
>>13258863>her profileAnon, she has no profile, we made her up. A regular Jinko looks like this, but Junko is a homeless variant, an individual. Get it?
>>13258863>profile All I go by is memory, though you could try Alp's stories.Basically she's a Jinko wearing a simple dirty shirt, jacket, dirty jeans, and sunglasses.Bonus points if she's smoking.
>>13258867>you could try Alp's storiesThere's really no descriptions of her in there beyond the heterochromatia, which is completely meaningless if she has shades on.
>>13255333am generally not a fan of the idea of MGs regularly wearing underwear... however for this project it certainly works.all that is left is to write the epic story of the panty raider who actually succeeds in all of these
>>13258872That just means this artist gets to solidify our nebulous run-down jinko!Use your creativity and go at it, man!Bonus points for messy hair.
>>13258872That's a good point.Basically try what I said here >>13258867.She's homeless, wears dirty cloths, smokes, may or may not have tiedback hair and bangs.
>>13258873We need a burglar.
>>13258865>>13258867So simply a feral/vagrant Jinko?Maybe a homeless greaser type? Would hop on the back of motorcycles or be some dirty FOREST HOBO?
>>13258878More like the friendly hobo who sits behind fast food joints, asks for change to get smokes, and gets drunk and passes out in kindergarten sandboxes.
>>13258878She has no motorcycle. She lives in a shack made out of cardboard in a wooded area, built by a guy and his Dark Elf girlfriend. Or that's how it is in Alp's story.
>>13258878Forest hobo, given that she was a feature of the monstergirl kindergarten daily CYOA and just seemed to be hanging around town in relatively desperate circumstances.
>>13258880>>13258881>>13258882I'm a guro grimdark faggot and even I am upset by her circumstances- well I seem to get it now.I'll keep this in mind when I draw her.
>>13258882>CYOAI now realized it was the only CYOA that wasn't shot down immediately.Though yes, she wanders about town. Sometimes she sleeps under the kindergarten slide, other times she camps out behind a Carl's Jr. or a BK. Alp's spin on her is more or less the same.>>13258883Remember the smokes and shades: They're more "her" than she is.
>>13258883>even I am upsetShe has friends looking out for her though.
>>13258889Like Jimmy and Ophy?
>>13258890I meant Craig and Farai, but sure, them too.
>>13258891She has a whole bunch of friends, both in MGK and Alp's story.
>>13258892Everybo-Goddammit moot.It's the fucking office paper clip.Mother fucking whore shit.Anyways, everybody loves the friendly neighborhood hobo.
>>13258897Yeah. Or at least they love her Unlimited Bottle of Salmiac Liquor.
>>13258887>CYOAPeople don't mind being given choices usually, as long as you don't call it a cyoa. Nobody complained about the dhampir thing.
>>13258897I'm not getting the whole captcha deal you're going through.Even Lich and Wyvern, who sit on her like a bench.>>13258898It's Vodka, comrade.
>>13258897I'd love this particular kind of hobo attitudehttps://vine.co/v/OUiUz061ZPq
>>13258900>Dhampire thingWhat was that? I don't think I saw it.
>>>http://pastebin.com/NhY8rWG6 (Shirohebi)So I did a boy meets girl thing. It's short, and it's silly and it's cliche'd and it isn't lewd, but whatever man. I hope you guys enjoy it, comments and criticisms all welcome.
>>13258903...all I got there was a dinosaur puppet doing lines of coke, Anon. Not sure what you're getting at.>>13258905It's in the thread.Ends here, started last thread. >>13258449Guess you missed it since it started back up during the shitposting.
>>13258910Ah.More Hampire is always nice.
>>13258910Drug addled and screaming while remaining friendly despite the alarming nature
>>13258916Junko isn't a junkie, she just lives in a pile of junk.
Would you a brown wolfu's underboob?
>>13258922I would an every underboob.
>>13258921I meant another character entirely- she doesnt fit a junkie profile to begin with
>>13258906>Hot, aren't you?PERVERT DETECTED!
>>13258900There was also that werecat thing a few weeks ago. Didn't pose any actual choices, but he took from what we suggested to do in it. I don't mind that stuff myself.>>13258925This sounds about right. It takes a lot for me not to.
>>13258906Been meaning to say, I like how you title all your stuff. Makes it a lot easier to know what I'm getting into. I'll read it after my match.
>>13258922What's this from?
Wurm content in this thread is dangerously low. Deploying emergency wurm media.
>>13258939Oh, uhh, is there a story about Wurms that hasn't been written yet that should be?
>>13258938Thishttp://bato.to/comic/_/comics/nariyuki-makase-no-tengu-michi-r9477
>>13258939You need not try and get more limelight for Wurms.
>>13258938Boku no Nariyuki something? Something about a tengu. I forget, but it was updated recently so you should be able to find it on your manga site of choice.
>>13258906Why you gotta be productive and shit? I feel bad. That sugary sweet ending did kind of help, but it also makes me feel bad about not having that many happy endings written myself.
>>13258945I find the little x-ray image hilariously adorable.
>>13258944>BatoOther than that it looks interesting, even if the more appealing girl doesn't look like the main one. AGAIN
>>13258935It's not intentional, man I'm just shitty at naming things. Still, Glad to make things easier on you. As a general rule of thumb for me, the content in the story is going to be pretty archetypal to the girl it's about. The only one in my paste, at least where it isn't is the rusalka one. And I mean, gore mermaids are pretty gritty, so the setting reflects that. The rest of my crap is pretty mundane. in terms of gore and shit. Oh. Except Scylla.Good luck with your match, though.
>>13258943Yeah, one about the canon wurm type as shown in that MGE image.
>>13258939ANON PLEASE STOP, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND WE HATE SEEING YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELFPLEASE PUT THE WURM DOWN
>>13258958Well then I'm no help.
>>13258955You're better than me.My titles vaguely refer to content or make some pun or tell you there's a hidden message that nobody has found yet.
>>13258950>Why you gotta be productive and shit?Dunno man. I know I could be much more productive than I currently am. It's not like I have a life to attend to, so my productivity it pretty low I think, given that. And don't feel bad, different people work at different paces it's only natural. And as for happy endings, it's not like they're the only good ending. I myself an quite partial to an ending which leaves behind only a taste of ashes in the reader's mouth. But those don't come around very often.>>13258962That shit is interesting though. Mine make me feel like some kind of minimalistic douchebag. But then maybe I've read too many LN's. Those Names Are Crazy, And My LN Title, Can't Be This Long.
>>13258943Yes. A story about an ancient great wyrm waking up underground after a long slumber to discover she now has tits, and is significantly more intelligent than before.Then she cries because she suddenly feels terrible about all the people she ate once upon a time.Then she realizes she's under ground and lonely so she goes to the surface to try to meet people. She figures she should be able to make friends since she can talk now, and isn't as big as before.Que adventures and her getting sad because people are mean to her because she makes a normal wurm look like a plush toy and everybody is scared shitless and her maybe breaking a few things.Eventually she finds a few good friends and they get her a husband and they all live happily ever after.
>>13258970>interestingI doubt it, I'm sure everyone's thinking "Another shitty title." when they see it.
>>13258970>it's not like they're the only good endingSpoken like a villain! But seriously speaking, there's no way I'm ever leaving one of my stories with a sad tone. I want everything to turn out fine in the end, even if there's bad stuff before it.But I just can't seem to get around to finishing anything...
>>13258906>you'll never cuddle with a sweet Shirohebi to conserve body heat on a train piercing through cold, snowy nothingness ;_;t. regular train passenger
>>13258973I mean a title isn't really that important, they just add to your aesthetic as a writer. It's like your naming sense. Why do you think I neglect to name my characters so often, 'cause I suck at it. It's a good thing to be able to actually think up a name, shitty or otherwise. Well, that's what I think, at least.>>13258974>I just can't seem to get around to finishing anything...I can relate>>13258976>You'll neverThis was actually inspired by a little fantasy I dreamt up waiting for my usual train, so I can relate to that too.
>>13258960This makes me imagine a strung out Anon cornered by a group of people, holding a clueless wurm loli.Wurm lolis are great.
>>13258971Her husband would have to be a big guy
>>13257326Dire NightmareHybrid Werecat Dark SlimeDire Charybdis
>>13258981I suck at names too.I don't even know how I get by
>>13258985For you
>>13258987I know how I do.Baby name websites.
>>13258989I sometimes do that, or pun one up.>Inep the inept Fairy
>>13258971Sounds good. Get to work on it.
>>13258984>Coming this summer... Wurmnapping>the story of a man who kidnaps a napping Wurm
>>13258984Reminds me of the short about a guy using his Wurm daughteru as a weapon.
>>13259001That was nice. Wurms would make great Trick Weapons for BB too.
What's the perfect amount of Healthy?How Healthy would you go?
>>13259003>Wurm club>Wurm glove>Giggles and laughs while dishing out the PAIN
>>13259012>all the Werewolves run away with bumps on their heads
>>13259009That's some nice health
>>13259009What's going on here is just right.>>13259013>Wurm weapon>Wurm themed blunderbuss
>>13259012>PAINWurm BIKINIWurm TOMMY GUNWurm GRENADE
>>13259021You're pretty good.
>>13259021>Cobra unit with MGsGod I want this so bad.
>>13259009I'd go all the way with health.
Wurm Javelin
>>13259024And I want to see a Wurm do the Crash Bandicoot spin and bellyflop.
>>13259020>>Wurm themed blunderbussYou squeeze her tummy and she spits up lava balls.
>>13259032>lavaballsGobstoppers.Everlasting gobstoppers.
>>13259036>she has infinite ammo because she has a headband
>>13259032Is it canon that wurms have a lava based breath attack?
>>13259039>canon
>>13259037We're getting crazy now.
>>13258906Alright, got to read it. Was pretty cute.>>13258955You too, huh. Whenever I try to name characters I go with the most bland shit. Yeah, I haven't started the Rusalka stuff yet, but I like the "mundane" stories you have up. I guess I'm a man of simple tastes.>>13259009Probably that, on both counts.
>>13259042Anon. You must BELIEVE.
>>13259048What's next, fighting a boss while 'SNAKE EATER' plays?
>>13259039It's canon that weaponized Wurm daughteru's do.
>>13259050>"It's bed time honey!">"Nuh-huh!">Wurm hides from Mamma Wurm in the field of flowers
>>13259050I GIVE MY LOVE, NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!
>>13259052>Young Wurm with vanilla icing on her face hiding in a field of flowers while making a V smile
>WUrm ends up accidentally killing her father
>>13259031>Wurm bellyflopping ala Crash on her husband for cuddles
>>13258906Cute. We don't get much writing from the monstergirl's point of view.
>>13259064>Mamma Wurm gives up>Daddy comes in with a Wurm Wrangler Mech>Love Deterrence intensifies
>>13259069So what's all this then?
>>13259069Is that Mari's cat?
>>13259069Is that like...monster hunting .less and mari's cat?It's hard to tell whose tentacles those are.
>>13259069hildes vagina apperently
>>13259076>>13259079Antipaladin Hemomancer vs. Mari's Cat in a tentacle to tentacle struggle- trying to interrupt the 'advent' of her demon realm conversion phase.>>13259081Not .less, and moreso an evil attempt to deter another evil. They both have tenta.
>>13259085Seems like OC vs OC to me.
Pork the Orc!Do it...n...fuck it, just look at this picture!
A paladin hemomancer, huh? The clot thickens. Let's pool our efforts.
>>13259089>skinny orcSOMEONE DO SOMETHING! TRADER, BRING THE GREASIEST FOOD YOU'VE GOT!
>>13259088That's the case, doesn't make what I said incorrect though.>>13259091I too enjoy puns.I find it unlikely there will be bad blood between us.
>>13259096Who's mancer is it anyway?
>>13259098My own. He himself is not a monster boy of any sort- but his clothing is alive and rapey as a amorphous blood familiar.
>>13259069>Monster BoyI'll let my good boy Penn handle this one
>>13259100Who are you?
How the bloody hell do I get rid of this shitty tack fucking thing?
>>13259100Does that make it a MG then? Is he wearing some sort of blood slime?It looks pretty scary.
>>13259104It's the new feature anon. You can't.
>>13259106God why...>>13259105Far from a female or male, it simply eats and acts on the whim of it's bloodletter.It's a living, breathing creature that acts as clothing for camouflage but moreso resembles a flying dripping stingray when it operates independently.>>13259102I could use a whole gallery worth of those for other reasons if you can just dump all of them in an imgur.
>>13259069Actually, now that I think about it he looks a lot like Gort from Darken. That's a pretty good precedent for anti-paladin.
>>13259102>Not liking monster boys
>>13259110Shit you're right. I didn't even intend that.
>>13259112>Monster GIRL threadGo to /d/ please, they won't get mad at you.
>>13259112We're gonna need a Bigger Trashcan.
>>13259112I knew this guy was going to be a huge faggot since day 1.
>>13259112>the one with the wingsfuck it I'd still do it
>>13259112Here we go.
>inb4 pissbaby shitfest
>>13259112Go fuck yourself.
>>13259112>tfw blew through issues 1-26 of Saga in a weekgod damn it I want moreMORE
Not shilling for .less but I'm almost sure he never planned on showing this kind of art here and said so.As much as I'm an autist 90% of time I think it's overreacting. Some faggot(s) keep bringing stuff artists didn't meant for this place and you guys keep falling for it.
This tack thing is driving me up the fucking wall, I tell ya.
>>13259089she reminds me of the heroine from Vitamin Quest
>>13259167Can't you just disable it?
>>13259185I WISH I KNEW HOW DAMNIT
>>13258906190 views in 2 hours? Wow crowdy.
>>13259189Ther's a little checkbox on the speech bubble that, when clicked, disables the tack popup.
>>13259192>150 bots>40 readers in 2 hoursThere.
>>13259196I checked it.It wont go AWAY
>>13259205... Have you tried refreshing the page after clicking the checkbox?
>Have a Wurm waifu.>You wake up and find her in the kitchen.>She's dressed like a Leprechaun.>She sees you and exclaims "April Fools!!!""That's not how this day works.">Your pelvis is suddenly getting pounded.
>>13259153What saga?
>>13259214>"TRICK OR TREAT?" she cries out while grinding>"T-treat?">"You're after me lucky charms!?"
>>13259216It's just called Saga, it's about a girl with wings and a guy with horns fleeing from a war that's happening on both their planetsit's like Star Wars crossed with Romeo and Juliet crossed with "shit perpetually hitting the fan forever"
>>13259214>>13259225Jesus christ I'm laughing more than bonering.
>>13259235Such is life with a Wurmfu.
Pick one. The one with the least votes is axed. Or maybe that's just an April Fool's joke. But will you take that chance?1. Creepy Crawly2. Sea Slime3. Satyr smut4. Junko enabling underage drinking
What'cha doing potential nerds.
>>13259260Making threats.
>>13258228>>13258229>not liking liver and cow tongueDon't care how late I am, you're huge faggots.
>>13259260playing videogames
Final update here before I detail it too lewdly, hope you gents enjoy. I'll get to those requests when I get to them in the line.
>>13259261Why are you threatening people? That's not nice. We should all hold each other in warm embraces.
On a scale of 1 to butthurt how mad would a monster be if her victim fell asleep on her?
>>13259272You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun then you can with just a kind word.
>>13259260brown
>>13257408but I'm not a pally, I'm a shaman so I stone entanglement and get the fuck outa dodge.
>>13259259Sea Slime
>>13257408Approach. She looks lonely.
>>13259284>the other three are tied for last place>they all get axed
>>13257408>implying paladins ever leave their weapons behindno
>>13259274Pretty butthurt.>“You sure about this Higure?” asked the Vampire, “He is just a filthy human after all.” >The Succubus pulled away from the kiss, “you jealous?”>Serene blushed with a furious expression on her face, “don’t talk such rot! Hurry up and get on with it!”>“Oh, you’re going to watch?” giggled the Succubus.>Serene turned completely red, “t-this is punishment for him so I w-will bear witness to it.”>“Suit your self” shrugged Higure as she jumped on the bed and gestured Michael to follow.>Michael’s mind was completely fogged by uncontrollable lust as he climbed in bed with her.>Higure’s tail slithered on the sheets like a snake in anticipation. She threw her arms round Michael’s neck and pulled him closer. Suddenly Michael’s eyes rolled back and he passed out right on top of her.>“W-what?!” exclaimed the Succubus.>“What happened?” quizzed Serene.>“T-the nerve! This bastard just fell asleep on me!”>“Just do him while he sleeps then.”>“It won’t be as fun though” replied Higure in disappointment.>“Fun? I thought you were hungry?”>“Well I am, but…” Higure looked slightly embarrassed.>“Don’t tell me you fell for him!” exclaimed Serene horrified.>“N-no” replied the Succubus meekly and blushed.
>>13258386>not becoming harder that titanium, vibranium, adamantium, adamantine, adamantite, gemsteel, orichalum and katching combined at being called Daddy while balls deep in daughteru pussyThis man is gay.
>>13259296>succubusmeh
>>13258442Cacao. Chocolate everyday nigga.
>>13259259Creepy Crawly
>>13259298That one is pretty okay though.
>>13259299Would you make it kinky by growing it on select spots of her body?
>>13259260Playing Catherine to check Persona 5 engine. Pretty smooth.Fucking puzzles and literal semen demon, bar episodes are comfy as fuck though. Orlando best bro
>>13259316Stan Lee is the villain.
>>13259312You know that dog that looks like a living mop?
>>13259341Yep!
>yfw Crayon Anon is on a /v/ drawthread right now
>>13259356It didn't have to be this way.
>>13259274>My, my! Walking so brazenly into my lair, did you think I wouldn't catch you?>I am an elder dragon from ages past! One who thew gods themselves knelt before!>Now, my prey, perhaps I should have a taste of you as payment.....">I-is he sleeping?>This...TRASH, has the gall to sleep while I'm monologing?!>Why that little welp! I'm one of histories greatest terrors! I'll.....I'll...>When the narcoleptic thief woke up he found the all mighty red dragon sleepily assuring herself that shes still scary while depression eating a gun
>>13259274>My, my! Walking so brazenly into my lair, did you think I wouldn't catch you?>I am an elder dragon from ages past! One who thew gods themselves knelt before!>Now, my prey, perhaps I should have a taste of you as payment.....">I-is he sleeping?>This...TRASH, has the gall to sleep while I'm monologing?!>Why that little welp! I'm one of histories greatest terrors! I'll.....I'll...>When the narcoleptic thief woke up he found the all mighty red dragon weepily assuring herself that shes still scary while depression eating a cow or two
>>13257350>Lamia/Vampire>Dire Sandwrom>Pygmy RyuTough call, Lamia vampire is just too good of deal to pass up though.
>>13259376Pygmy Ryu sounds sounds adorable as all hell, wrapping around your shoulders like a scarf as you carry her, slithering around after you. Heck, she could even be friends with your vampiric lamia. The thought of a dire sandworm frightens me though.
>>13259386>dire sandworm frightens meShai isn't scary, why would she be?
>>13259389>The semen must flow!
>>13259400>"He's giving semen to the dead!"
>>13259406>Tleilaxu GhoulOkay this is getting weird.
>>13259406>Zombie keeps hugging anon while pouting.>"Waaaarm....Tastyyyyy..."
>>13259415>Goddess Empress Letty
>>13259417>Greetings emperess what do you wish us to do this day?>Briiiing...anooooooon.>May we ask why emperess? He is but a lowly commoner. Surely we could find another who>Waaaaarm....beeeeeeest...huuuuugs...And that's how anon became the royal body pillow and cuddle bug.
>>13259446The Goddess Empress is a Sandworm, not an undead.Would make little difference when it comes to anon's fate, of course.
>>13259446would smell terrible though
>>13259446Zombie Queen is a hilarious idea.
>>13259471anam onamomBesides, give here the D enough times and she goes wight
Beat a Baphomet at arm wrestling [x]Headlock a Dragon unconscious [x]Rape a Lilim [x]
>>13259499Be a gary stu [x]
HAHAHAHA
>>13259502>guaranteed replies
>>13259515I bet you unironically liked sao
>>13259517Nobody likes sao.If anyone does, they're wrong.
>>13259499The hero we need.
Where's everybody?
>>13259539Recovering from a coupling with an Ushi.
>>13259515Shouldn't you quote the othe guy too?
>>13259539I'm still here. Sorry, I know this entire thread is just you and me. I just dropped the ball for a moment.
>>13259549I'm afraid you drastically overestimate my interest.
>>13259539Procrastinating on writing a story
Bop the nose , do it now!
>>13259576>snout>fur
>>13259576I know what you're trying to do, fox. It ain't gonna work.
>>13259576Go and stay go.
>>13259576I'd rather massage the ears.
>>13259576Will bopping the nose make her change into her grown-up form? Because that's the better form.
>>13259499>Rape a Lilim [x]I've always liked the idea of raping a raging cockslut by giving it to her as vanilla as you can get. Tie a Succuslut into a bed and have the most prudish, handholding safe sex with plenty of long kisses that you can manage.
>>13259600We are the true monsters, so let's act like it, I agree.
>>13259517Well, I like the concept. For all the "Kirito is a gary sty" that gets thrown around, the only things he pulled in SAO was, pulling pussy without trying and beating t final n=boss when his health reached zero. The rest was pretty justifiable.
>>13259581thats not a snout
>>13259608>conceptThe concept on it's own is ok.The rest is garbage.
>>13259539Doing stuff.
>>13259539Playing bloodborne
>>13259600Beautiful.
>>13259539Watching Shaw Brothers movies when I should be doing work.
>>13259009Good healthhttp://i.imgur.com/1S0UoGO.jpgToo much healthhttp://i.imgur.com/CLYgA7i.jpg
THAT FUCKING STICKY LEERING AT ME IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!
>>13259614Because?
>>13259637>Not pressing f12>not deleting the knotPleb.
>>13259640>not taking the knotPleb.
>>13259671>taking the knotWell, aren't you fancy?
>>13258595>Hobo sloppy secondsOh fuck yes!
>>13259507Whats this and where can I vote for Jabberwock?
You've been courted and bedded by a monster girl, and she's a woman with a fair bit of political and social clout. You're married now.She mentions you should take her last name.Do you roll over and take her name or do you defy her and demand she take yours?Frankly, my last name doesn't really reflect my lineage, it's Irish and there's like one Irishman in my family tree from the 1800's and they just kept having boys, but I still wouldn't be willing to give it up.
>>13259700My last name is my father's who really wasn't around, and it's long weird and everyone mispronounces it.I'd take her last name the moment I could.
>>13259700Depends on the species; there are some that just doesn't mix well with spanish.
>>13259700I don't take her last name and I don't expect her to take mine.
>>13259700I don't really care, also what he said >>13259712
>>13259700I don't really care that much about my last name it's not bad but it wouldn't really matter if I changed it. I guess I would reject her if her last name was bad enough, but the chances of it being that bad are unlikely.
>>13259700My last name comes from a lineage of hereditary alcoholics so it's a 99% chance hers is somewhat more ponderable.>>13259699>Whats thisAn example of a shining take-off I guess.>where can I vote for Jabberwock?#tailpussy: the site.
>>13259700Sure, so long as it's something cool sounding.
>>13259700I don't really care much about my last name anyhow
Do you love you waifu enough to eat out her ass?
>>13259700I'd like to keep my last name, she can have my first name though if she wants it.>>13259742Girls don't poop, so yeah.
>>13259539Making... 'something' for the thread.
>>13259744>Worry.jpg
>>13259742Does this include snake cloaca?
>>13259700I won't take her name but she needn't take mine, is never wish anyone to learn to spell/learn it. My parents did that, my mom has her last name and my dad has his
>>13259700Depends, my name is pretty average but its still my name. I wouldn't mind if we or our kids do the hyphenated thing though
So, I had a dream where I thigh-fucked a shirohebi last night.
>>13259700Sure. I see not reason not too.
>>13259766>thigh fucking>a snake speciesHow?
>>13259769There was just some gap there, I think it's stupid too. Ask my subconscious.
>>13259772Mr Anonymous' subconscious, how in the damn did that happen?
>>13259772Any chance you remember her name at least?
>>13259776Didn't get a name to remember unfortunately.>>13259775Because it's hot.
>>13259779Then before you go to bed again, focus on her, features, personality, and so on; Tell yourself you're going to learn her name next you see her.Another thing to help with that, if you want the dream to be lucid, is to do reality checks all day, glance at the clock, look at the calendar, anything really. If it looks funky at a second glance you may be in a dreamJust don't go too far down the rabbit hole
>>13259789I'm not sure I want to go down the lucid dream route because right after that there was something about a virus that de-aged men into freaky man faced babies soon to die as fetuses. My dreams are weird man.
>>13259730Just tracked it down and represented for my waifu.Side note, where did that website come from and what's its purpose? Don't we already have two Monster Girl Collection blogs?
>>13259795The thing with being lucid is you'll have some modicum of control, so negative elements like that you can just push away, and enjoy a comfy evening with your white snake companion
>>13259827Ah, that's good then. I'll think about it.
>>13259094Please, DFO just came back, I still to Get all the Good shit in G-Rank of MonHun 4, I just got BleedBorn and FF Type Waifu, and I STILL have a huge as fuck Backlog after that.I don't have to time to fatten SHIT
>>13258446>>13258449Yup, that's some lewd-ass Daughteru Dickin'.Looking forward to the Paragon-Route.You gonna pastebin this whole thing when you're done?
>>13258496I won't discount that possibility.
>>13259884But think of that poor P'Orc, there's nothing to spams or fondle on her.Guess we will just have to settle for stuffing an all then.
>>13258559>Not everything is happiness and sunshine, and the fact it's bloodborne only reinforces the validity of the theme.Can never save the Father's daughteru...
>>13259835>Side note, where did that website come from and what's its purpose?Best way to think of it is as a back up if something happens to the others I guess, remember what a pain in the ass it was when the pastebin went under?
>>13258580So where could one find your other stuff posted?>Who puts important npcs in mummy exploder rooms?That was a severe annoyance.
>>13258986>Dire NightmareTell me more.
>>13259135Anon, the one with the wings is a girl. The 4-armed Monster Boy is her husbando.
>>13259932Nightmare the size of a Clydesdale and built like a tank.Can now meet your gaze for five seconds before melting into a stuttering, blushing mess
>>13259259Creepy Crawly you son of a bitch.
>>13259700Sure, I'll take hers.Honestly I might have resisted more in the past, but after becoming increasingly disillusioned with my father, I find myself less and less attached to my name.Also it sounds silly.
>>13259936> 4-armed Monster BoyI believe that's .Less' avatar, which is quite a stretch from how it originally looked.
>>13259948It is. Why has he drawn him increasingly like this?Because it's his OC and he'll do what he wants with him, and contrary to how most feel, he doesn't post him here very often, if at all.
>>13259937Wonderful, simply wonderful.
>>13259950He still a faggot.
>>13259953Still probably weak to handholding as well
>>13259936i guess i should trust my dick more often
>>13259981I want to hold her hand as I take her on a nice dinner date.
I hope y'all like batshttp://exhentai.org/g/801186/0384043997/
>>13260003>Scientists have yet to explain how the pupils of these creatures metamorphose into heart-like shapes when they are arousedI died
>>13260003I thought it would turn out to be hobo rape. Good thing I was wrong.
>>13260001>Hold dire nightmares hand>at first, nothing. Then she starts trembling until it looks like she's suffering a one woman earthquake>Kiss on her lips, she faints and falls on the floor, a dopey grin on her face
>>13260018Nope. Just slutty bats who need to let out all their sluttiness one night a year to propagate their species. Apparently. Hobos are just easy targets, what with being outside and all. Also they seem to have a scent fetish, so...>>13260003>A horny bat-girl with a need for a baby in her belly will never accidentally crash through your window on the night of the full moonHow sad...
>>13260003>http://exhentai.org/s/f0692ad34a/801186-16>That lower right disclaimer
>>13260021>Shrug and climb onto her back after she faints>Cuddle up on her back, leaning against her human back as you drift off for a nap>Hfw she wakes up to find you sleeping on her back?
>>13260031>Sleeping next to a Nightmare>Mindfucked in every possible way
>>13260035>Implying I didn't fall asleep there in hopes of continuing our date in a shared dreamscape.
>>13260031Snu Snu, she's gonna pretend to be a female paladin and grind your dream pelvis to dust for failing you "training"
>>13260035Would having Nightmare as a waifu be like playing Yume Nikki every night?
>>13260042Sounds like a fun dream!
>>13260024>How sad...>wanting a slut who'll only take your seed and leave
>>13260021Fucking adorable
>>13260003>i applaud the man who first had courage to stick his dick in a bat
How much do you fucking love your waifu?
>>13260051Nothing saying that you couldn't convince her to stay with you, anon.
>>13260060There are too many species I like to actually have a proper waifu.Unless Fi counts.
>>13260060Not very much anymore.
>>13260060So much that I spend likely far more money than I should on various artworks of her.>>13260068>SpoilerSure she does. For some strange reason, last night I had a dream with an oddly high number of Fi cosplayers in it.
>>13260060I love too many species to have one but she'd all the kids and cuddles she could ask for
>>13260066>wanting slut to stayAnon...
>>13260003The narrator talking about bats reminds me of Arachnid and how it info dumps cool insect facts every other chapter.
>>13260070How can she be your waifu if you don't love her any more?
>>13260051>Not locking her in your basement and giving her dozens of daughterus >Not making yourself a target on the full moon so the other bats fuck you a well>Not following your family back to their cave so you can fuck them yearround>Not being the father of hundreds of bats.
>>13260060I love her so much, I just want to die.
>>13260080Exactly.What the fuck is this thumbtack bullshit? did this happen while I was sleeping?
>>13260075Well, think about it. They're only sluts because they flock to a large group of men for their first mating.So, if one were to accidentally wind up crashing through your window, and was only ever exposed to you...>>13260086This anon's got the right idea.
>>13260089It's April Fools, anon.So, who WAS your waifu then?
>>13260088Me too.Do you think we'll meet our waifus in the Afterlife?
>>13260091>They're only sluts because they flock to a large group of men for their first mating.Which is eithera: Biologicalb: SocialNot really something I wanna have kids with either way.
>>13260094Mantis/Kunoichi
>>13260060So fucking much.
>>13260086I like the way you think, but hundreds of bats need hundreds of meals...Won't anybody think of the wallets?
>>13260103What? Are you the one anon who always mentions those two in the same breath at every opportunity?Why don't you love them any more?
>>13260097Probably not.
Do you think Mr. Krabs has a Monster Waifu?
>>13260060She's ok, I guessBut if she gives me lip one more time...
>>13260060Enough to sperg out about her on imageboards multiple times.Enough to partake in breathplay on her ears while massaging her from pawtip to shoulders, nuzzling my nose into the crook of her neck and peppering her face with kisses when the opportunity arises. Enough to blow raspberries on her tummy and drive her incontinent with pleasure from a constant assault of navallingus, and enough to carry her up the stairs to bed, for hours-long tender dickings followed by sleep-cuddling so intense you'd need a crowbar to pry us apart.
>>13260102Biological by the seems of it. Still, one could take it as a challenge. Can you satisfy a bat with a genetic disposition towards a large number of mates, if only once a year?>Get Horny Bat Waifu>Learn of their annual mating habit>Lock yourself up alone with her next year>Do you survive?>>13260107Learn to hunt?
>>13260113>A girl will never be this possessive over you
>>13260122>Still, one could take it as a challengeOr I could, you know, not waste my time with that nonsense.
>>13260122>hunt>for hundreds of bats>every dayWell aren't you the optimistic one?
>>13260113I want a sequel where the Horsepussy tries to intrude on the MC and possessive Lamias relationship.
>>13260134I'm sure some of the older ones would help.
>>13260109Yes I am that guy, and I just stopped loving them, hell I've started to hate monster girls in general.
HOW DO I MAKE THE STUPID TACK GO AWAY
>>13260141You're gonna run out of shit to hunt eventually.
>>13260147Get good.
>>13260147See >>13259640 or >>13259671
I can't even see this thumbtack for some reason. What am I missing out on?
>>13259700I keep mine, the fuck is this shit.
>>13259742And another aspect where MGs are superior to women, every hole is lubed and prepped. Then again...
I don't even.
>>13259742I want to taste delicious Anubutt, and lavish her with my tongue.
>>13259742Joke's on you my waifu doesn't even have an ass.
>>13260195Ghost?
>>13259742Fuck no.
>>13259742If by eat you mean pound mercilessly while pulling her hair and making her belly swell with semen, then yes.
>>13260202Rim her, then do that?That's what I'd do.
>>13260197You don't deserve to know.But she doesn't have an ass.
>>13260192Tell me, what does the anubutt feel like? What does the anubutt taste like?I must unearth these anubutt secrets. I must discover what makes the anubutt so compelling.
>>13260210I'd rather play with her ass.>Call the waifu to bed and lay h down with her ass to you>Play cave explore for the next four hours
>>13260217Look at this F A G G O T. I bet she's something stupid, like an abomination or a robutt.
>>13260217My waifu has an ass, but it's purely for spanking purposesI suppose I could lick it to my heart's contend and it'd just taste of Gatorade
>>13260187That's something Bollocks never did yet.
>>13260187>Not wanting to breed with a superior monstergirl raceWhy don't you do your job as a man?
>>13260240Last time I checked nobody wanted it.
>>13260244I wanted it.
>>13260220Like love is the only answer I can give. Like love, compelling me to desire nothing but cuddling and caressing her every day. Making me curse every day that goes by, where 'tis naught but a dream.
>>13260237>not root beer>not cherry soda>not lemon pie
>>13260202How big we talking Anon? Slight bump or swallowed a volleyball?
How would a normally calm monster like a Lich or Mantis react to her husband losing interest in her and wanting a divorce?
>>13260262Fucking him until he loves her again.
>>13260262>husband losing interest in herWhat a faggot.
>>13260262It'd depend on the MG, but probably something involving trying to get his attention back. That's really not a good reason to give though; imagine the kind of shit a lich could do to "catch your interest."
>>132602594-6 month pregnant.
>>13260262Why the fuck would anyone want a divorce?
>>13260262"What do you require ,husband?"
>>13260253That's pretty gay, but I like it.Personally, I would've compared her to a cake, because right now I can't think of anything better than spraying whipped cream on a nude Anubis, then drizzling warm chocolate sauce down from the centerline of her neck to her belly button, then licking it all off before taking a strawberry in my mouth and kissing her while she bites the other half, flooding both our mouths with the sweet taste of chocolate and strawberries.But different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
>>13260252One person totally makes it worth it
>>13260277hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>13260276That's big I'd go bigger. Especially if it was somthing small like a familiar or devil
>>13260283Let me say it again for you. Why the fuck would anyone want to divorce from a monstergirl?
>>13260267You do know "Love" isn't a real thing right? It's just a love, advantages you see in a woman who can possibly birth strong kids along with financial or political advantages right anon?You're not that dumb right anon?
>>13260292Hard Dom who married a guy who hates that.Lord knows I'd do that if the MG was never dere.I'd shoot for daughteru custody
>>13260280>Personally, I would've compared her to a cake, because right now I can't think of anything better than spraying whipped cream on a nude Anubis, then drizzling warm chocolate sauce down from the centerline of her neck to her belly button, then licking it all off before taking a strawberry in my mouth and kissing her while she bites the other half, flooding both our mouths with the sweet taste of chocolate and strawberries.You. You and I are now friends. Because that all sounds absolutely heavenly.
>>13260289Something out of Dark Love, Space Pirate Sara, or semen fountain hentai?
>>13260297That sounds like either A. a situation in which marriage never would've occurred orB. a situation in which divorce wouldn't be allowed
>>13260297Are you saying that hard doms don't have a dere side?
>>13260305Never seen those
>>13260262Hopefully by going yan and offing him>divorcing a lich>divorcing perfection
>>13260292Weird kinks.Total Bitchface.Unpleasant habits e.g. Girtablilu stinging you over and over during sex, or normally, to "show affection"General clusterfuckery e.g. chimeraNot dere enoughViolentEtc.
>>13260313Poorly worded, should have said someone who is in Sadist mode all the time.>>13260312Eh, who knows. It could have been one of those "maybe it'll work with a kid" things that goes terribly wrong.
>>13260305This raises a question, if a madman tied up a manticore, drugged about thirty guys one after the other, and had them go at her tail pussy like it was a glorified glory hole, where would it all go in her?
>>13260147What is this tack thing everyone is talking about?
>>13260336>madmanYou misspelled "Hero".
>>13256545She'd want me to find time to make more. And be mad that I don't act on these cutesy fantasies.
>>13260298I know, right? When it comes to foodplay, can't go wrong with strawberries and whipped cream.Who knows, maybe I'll write something about it later on.Or maybe not. It's been hard getting into my writing groove recently. Still have another Anubis thing to write about, as well. But life (and whining on the monstergirl thread) takes precedence, it seems.It's kind of ironic, I guess, how crappy my time management skills are.
>>13260322>one of those "maybe it'll work with a kid" thingsOh my god. Both parties deserve whatever they get in those situations.
Would stories written from the perspective of the monstergirls instead of the guy be acceptable?
>>13258066Could you add that chapter to the extras? Slowpoke here missed it and now I need to know what could have been.
>>13260312>situation in which marriage would not have occurredWhat is kidnapping and rape.
>>13260352Yeah, it would be a fresh change of pace.
>>13260352I well come this
>>13260340>Why are you doing this you sicko?>Science! I need to know where it goes. You also ate my lunch at work today.
muh teletubby world monster girlsAlso holy shit they brought back Sticky.
>>13260355Situation B, Alex.
>>13260319>purple human magicky girl>perfection
>>13260361>>13260361What are paladins and murder.
>>13260358Now that's a sempai we can all look up to.
>>13260305>Dark Love>Space Pirate SaraTwo of my favorite Hentai VNs of all time.Did you know Sara's actually available in English? I've been considering buying it.
>>13260354It literally is "And they all fucked and lived happily ever after THE END"Nothing important was lost
>>13260358>ate a man's lunchShe deserves much worse. USE HOBOS!
all these posts about divorce make me think y'all don't deserve monster girls existing>caring more about looks>thinking all monster girls of a species act the same>being this shallow
>>13260362Yeah, I don't get these undead lovers either.I mean, it'd be different if it was a dragon Lich...
>>13260364Edgy things irrelevant to the question for three hundred... and today's daily double!
>>13260342>Who knows, maybe I'll write something about it later on.>Still have another Anubis thing to write aboutSounds wonderful.>It's been hard getting into my writing groove recently>But life (and whining on the monstergirl thread) take precedence it seems>It's kind of ironic, I guess, how crappy my time management skills areAre you me? Cause you sound a hell of a lot like me. I know all these feelings far too well.
>>13260373>Having standards/preferences>shallowU wot?
>>13260352Mostly greentexts, but it's been done, I remember Proactive and that minotaur one few days back.
>>13260378Read tge whole post before making a stupid post.
>>13260352I'd like to read more of these.>>13260374Liches are perfection.Dragons are perfection.Drago-Liches are Double Perfection.
>>13260373Don't worry anon, I wouldn't hold my breath on getting a MG wife if they suddenly existed.
>>13260375Then let me be edgy, any bitch that would keep a man against his will shall be put to the sword.Call Deruella I don't give a fuck.
>>13260383And let you be autistic on your own? I don't think so.
>>13260386I'm glad some people here are still sane.
>>13260352Suddenly compelled to do this for the Van Polt thing earlier in the thread.
>>13260373But anon I care more about a particular personality. I find myself obsessing frequently over one species of MG more because I think the way they're described would make it fitting to find one who has the personality and traits I find most appealing.In truth I'd welcome any MG that had these traits.Except Matango, but it seems unlikely that they would.
>>13260373>monstergirls don't care about looks, that's why they 're all about charm magic and fitting their husband's tastes and vice versa>thinking a species doesn't have defining traits, both in appearance and behavior>slinging hot opinios
>>13260352I want to see the perspective of an obsessive stalker so long as it's a MG that hasn't ever been presented as one.
>>13260366>>13260370>I didn't know it was yours!>The bag had my name on it in red ink!>.....I'm dyslexic? Why aren't you doing this to the hellhound up in accounting? She stole your doughnut!>she did what!? When I'm done with you she is TOTALLY going to get it!
>>13260316If you've never see bible black, la blue girl and urotsukidoji...>>13260336I imagine her whole body would swell up, since SE absorbed that way goes everywhere, but especially the uterus. Or maybe she would develop a puzzle pussy.
>>13260414Never seen those. I mostly read.
>>13260413>She stole your doughnut!
They don't call her the Goddess of Death for nothing.
>>13260419I'm going to hit you now.
>>13260362Its more to do with them being extremely powerful sorceresses, and kuudere ones at that. They're almost like Lilim with their magical power, only they aren't the generic succubus type.That said, a Lich is the result of someone actively trying to become one. What power mad mage would just go "yep, I want to live forever in a tomb as a sex crazed deviant."
>>13260425Jokes in you faggot, I casted Simon Belmont as my Smash Ballot. Not some shitty purple anorexic lizard.
>>13260437Silly Anon, they said characters that had a chance. Konami might as well be dead now, no chance of him getting in. :^)
>>13260252Congratulasheilah on being the one faggot in the thread who wants a not-so-subtle Nazi Werewolf who rapes young men because the Führer's Empire needs more MGs.
>>13260436>liches>anywhere close in level of power to lilims, who get strength from every monster , including the liches/tg/ pls.
>>13260440>Konami might as well be dead nowBut Metroid already is. :^)
>>13260376Yes, I am you.We were both cloned from a single person by a secret organisation with the intent of creating the ultimate Anubis lover. This organisation hopes to one day conquer the world and build pyramids on Mars to await the day when their vaunted, fluffy-pawed overlords shall appear before them.Legends speak of these Anubis masters promising such gifts as eternal happiness, well-kept schedules, Zone of the Enders 3, and a comeback for the Papyrus font.
>>13260436>liches>not more generic than succubi
>>13260420>>13260414>Manticore goes to work the next day.>She's puffy and looks like she had a bad allergic reaction, pants threaten to burst at any moment and only a single button is keeping her blouse decent.>"Hey Maggy, you Ok?" A co worker asks, trying not to laugh as she squeezes into her cubicle, bigger breasts blocking her view of the keyboard>She just pouts, not willing to let anyone know Anon punished her.>"Fine, be a spoil sport. I'll need you to fill out a TPS report for Anon. Seems that hellhound a floor up got sick and he's taking care of her.">Manticore visibally winces and makes a mental note to never eat anons lunch
>>13260440She wont be smug when I ice beam fist her
>>13260446A young Herrenvolk gettings by, and becoming mates life with a stylish fascist Werewolf would be baller as fuck.
>>13260457Never touch a mans lunch.
>>13260456Considering succubi are the standard monstergirls in most fantasy settings, I'd say they are the most generic.
>>13260003>It is uncertain whether or not batgirls give birth to Batman, or just more batgirls.kek
>>13260466You and Ovaries are faggots, i'll have you know
>>13260468>Anons happily typing away at his desk>Manticore still looks puffy from the 30-guy test. Currently stuck between figuring out if she should by new clothes or see if it goes away.>Hellhound looks like she swallowed a basketball and groans about how she'll never have another doughnut as long as she lives.>Co-worker-kun never got his TPS reports
>>13260478>give birth to BatmanThey are destined to die.>>13260480I'm flattered.
>>13259228That one arm looks like it has to be coming from a third person.
>>13260453>Zone of the Enders 3, and a comeback for the Papyrus font.>This organisation hopes to one day conquer the world and build pyramids on Mars to await the day when their vaunted, fluffy-pawed overlords shall appear before them.God that all sounds wonderful...
>>13260491We're never getting that game now anon.
>>13260471Maybe in rarity, but they at least have something that lets you know they're monsters.
>>13260495>Kojima's departure from KonamiShiiiiit...Well, at least I can go buy some Anubis models...
>>13260453>>13260491Never ever
>>13260466That's a pretty big dick. Reckon wolfus have a predilection for taking big, thick things, in lieu of the knot they'd otherwise be taking? I wonder how many monstergirls carry on their bestial traits into the bedroom. How do octopuses mate?
>>13260501The male octopus has something called the hectocotlyus that he uses to deposit spermetaphors into the hood of the female.It'd be like taking your semen drenched hand and gently now, sliding it into the hot, moist flesh at the base of your lover's skull. Wait what.
>>13260498Konami's been putting his name back on shit very recently, so either they're back peddling, or Kojima played us like a damn fiddle
>>13260501I mean, a lamia would carry out the mating ball if she could, just the reverse, of like 30 girls on the one dude, fighting over who gets to be impregnated in a contest of seduction. Maybe a spider would "Eat" her mate for nutrients for her young, basically just mooching off him, being lazy, letting him do everything and stealing blowjobs, having him look after her, more than he usually would.>>13260507And now I don't regret my lovecraftian Scylla thing I started.
>>13260486I'm guessing her arms are bending like this. Some of them do get that long.
>>13260507I guess a less horrific interpretation of that would be really sloppy blowjobs, and having your dick already coated in her spit and your cum before you slide it in? I dunno, still kinda gross.
>>13260498>>13260499Anubis' design is definitely god tier, but Jehuty is indisputably pure sex in robot form.ZOE robutt girls when?
>>13256725Devika first would be nice.Good story, by the way!
>>13260516Probably never. You could always ask the /v/ drawthreads, as long as you provide a reference.I also own Riobot Jehuty, it's fucking excellent.
>>13260484I hope you are because he's literally the worst writefaggot to ever spawn from here
>>13260515>>13260515>sloppy blowjobs>not heavenGet this homosexual out of here.
>>13260530The idea just feels too much like insemination and not an act of making love. I dunno. That's what I meant about it being gross. A sloppy blowjob by itself is fine.
>>13259700I think somebody taking their partner's name is important. It's part of the forging of two separate lives into a single new family. Both parties keeping their own last name is worse to me than the man taking the womans name. I would take her name if there was a good reason to do so, like if I were joining her long established family business or in this case her name being politically significant.
>>13260534>feels too much like insemination and not an act of making loveAre you that faggot who was arguing with the exhibitionist?
>>13260535That's generally how it works in Japan.Like a recent example from an anime I watched. The guy in question was the son of a World Class Martial Artist, an extremely prolific detective, and himself had several scientific degrees at a young age. His wife, on the other hand, was the Heiress to a multi-national trading company, with enough pull to be allowed research space on the ISS. Thus, when they married, he took her name.
>>13260538What you mean earlier in this thread? No.
>>13260538shut the fuck up
>>13260543>The guy in question was the son of a World Class Martial Artist, an extremely prolific detective, and himself had several scientific degrees at a young ageAh yes, I love when fictional works pull this bullshit.
I'M GOIN MAD! MAD I TELL YOU! IT'S LIKE HIS EYES ARE BORING INTO MY SOUL!
>>13260528Bollocks is no where near the worst writefag here
>>13260548You want to get glassed you piece of shit?
>>13259700Only if her last name sounds cool with my name.
>>13260556>How do I browser?Getting really sick of you fagotts.
>>13260556What are you doing?
>>13260555They deliberately played up the whole Gary Stu thing to the hilt with this guy, it was hilarious.
>>13260559Not him, but you are starting unnecessary shit by recalling a dead storm. I'd have to agree. Shut the fuck up.
>>13260543The traditional way in America is for the man to never change his name and for the woman to use a hyphenated name if she's important or had research and such previously tied to her maiden name.So Dr. Jane Smith marrying Dr. John Doe would be Dr. Jane Smith-Doe after marriage.
>>13260559Oh we got a tough guy over here.
>>13260566Yes, I know how it works in the West. Personally, I always thought the hyphenation thing was silly.
>>13259700If I'm marrying a monster I won't be having sons anyway, so I take hers.
>>13260556>have to disable 4chan x to see the thumbtackOn one hand, I get to see the April Fools gimmick.On the other hand, 4chan looks goddamn horrifying without that add-on.
>>13260565>>13260567You didn't say please, faggot.
>>13260565It's so hard to do a Mary Sue parody right.I really wanted to read Madoka but by issue 10 she was starting to get on my nerves.
>>13260576Oh no anon, you better stop before you cause an anon to go alp because of how edgy you are!
>>13260577I think you quoted the wrong person anon...But yes. But they pulled it off pretty well with this guy. He was utterly ridiculous, and terribly annoying at first, but the more he was around, the more enjoyable and funny he was. Definitely a success at a parody I'd say.Probably helped that he wasn't the focus of the show, but a supporting character.
>>13260569It's totally necessary if you want to be able to connect the dots in a bibliographic history of research. It's pretty much required for research scientists who marry any time after grad school. Not to say a bunch of self-important bitches and sjw's don't do it to be twats.And that's not even the majority of the west. The iberians all have two last names, one from the father and the mother (her father's name). The wife takes one name from the husband when they marry and then all the children's names mirror hers.
>>13260585>get told to shut up for no clear reason>tell the other guy to go fuck himself>this is edgy
>>13260595>>13260565>Not him, but you are starting unnecessary shit by recalling a dead storm.good going
>>13260595Edgy, much like misogyny, has been overused to the point of meaninglessness.
>>13260598That came after the guy just told me to shut up so your post is invalid. And you call that a shitstorm? That was three guys shooting the shit. Futa cat, cait sith, bobposting, tailpussy, trapcat THOSE were shitstorms
>>13260595>threatening to glass someone over the internet>not edgy>not being a wannabe alpha.
>>13260602The correct term would be "Internet tough guy".Edgy is like some kid wanting to be a serial killer and uploading badly drawn pics of dead cartoon characters to deviantart.
>shitpostingguysguys seriously hey guysmonstergirls eating icecream
>>13260606So normal deviantart then.
>>13260604>promising to glass a rude faggotFTFY
>>13260608My ass could produce better soft serve
>>13260608Thanks to MGQG all I can think of is imp ice cream.
>>13260608>fangWorthless.
>>13260608I want to see good monstergirls beat up bad monstergirls with their human comrades.
>>13260604>not taking crap is edgySweden go and stay go.
>>13260558Prove it you fuck
>>13260614I thought the same.And I'm not even mad.
>>13260622Not even the betas here are Sweden tier beta.
>>13260617You know, that whole series has a lot of potential for pictures and such. So many really good looking demons.
>>13260627I'd say the bitchboys, traitors and mistressfags prove you wrong.
>>13260602Um, misogyny is still a real problem tho
>>13260622This is 4chan, grow a thicker skin or just go back to shitposting in /v/.
>>13260633They're not pretending?
>>13260630Damn straight it does.I'll delete it, but goddammit.
>>13260638Yes, but the word has been worn down to the point of having lost it's actual meaning.
>>13260638No one asked you tumblr.
>>13260638Yes, but this is definitely not the place to talk about it.
>>13260640Eat my ass mom.
>>13260642Don't, fuck this place.
>>13260641HUE.>>13260638HUE HUE.
>>13260648>>13260650Fished the tumblr out! Pls go and stay go.
>>13260657>enabling monsterboy shit
>>13260663Truly ebin.
>>13260608To be honest, i find that to be more sexy than if it were a dick
>>13260667>implying this place isn't already shitJust burn the remains and bury it for good.
>>13260667What if Speed Demon is like Mach Rider, and is a grill?
>>13260663don't shitpost
>>13260672Fuck off.
>>13260668>>13260675You must be lost Anon, tumblr is over there! You'll love fighting the patriarchy and sexism in video games over there!>>13260673>Mach Rider>GirlThat's as silly as believing Giygas is a girl. By which I mean you're completely right.
>>13260688>i'll post shitty monster girl pics so my post seems more relevant:^)
>>13260672Why don't YOU leave if you hate it so much?>>13260673But he's not. And if that were the case I'd tell you to fuck off to /m/.
>>13260688>>13260675thanks in advance
>>13260692Well now I just feel inclined to post more /m/ stuff to piss you off.
>>13260697Please do, this thread has descended to shit thanks to /v/ and tumblr.
>>13260672>>13260688>>13260697This kills the thread.
>>13260697Report and Ignore.>I'm going to post unrelated shit to spite youI thought you had to be 18 to post here.
>>13260697>I just feel inclined to post more /m/ stuff to piss you offYou aren't me. What's going on in this thread anyways?Funny thing is, Speed Demon isn't even /m/.
>>13260703Yeah but I'm thinking of what to post, maybe that one slime girl from Kamen Rider to piss that one autistic guy that has a fit or just big fucking robots to piss everyone off in general.
>>13260707What can you expect from someone watching kid shows?
BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-1zzCJE_8The scenes after winning the last fight made me shed a tear.
>>13260708>You'll never live in a post apocalyptic world where civilization has fallen.>You'll never form contracts with monstergirls in exchange for them helping you fight the more vicious monstergirls who roam the world>You'll never get pinned down and tenderly loved by your battle harem during the full moon.I've only got a passing knowledge of SMT, but I feel this feel.
>>13260737>anything in MGQ>goodAnon you have some shit opinions.
>>13260708See, that is the kind of picture I meant.Would you someone like Scathach or Fortuna? Because I would.>>13260738Fuck, man.
>>13260738>not devouring them and gaining their powers>not becoming a god>not going MGE demon lord route and forming a harem to supply you with endless powerWE are the gods.
>>13260742You have some hot opinions.
>>13260738That's spot-on man.
>>13260750>Chaos Path>Not NeutralI've never played an SMT game, and I still know that Neutral is the good end every time.
>>13260750Real Serph got his shit kicked in by AI Serph and real Heat for that reason.
>>13260753More like Musubi with some lackeys, but yeah, neutral is always best path. YES, EVEN IN SMT4.
>>13260738No thanks, proper SMT with monster girls is not something I want to live through.Now, persona with monster girls is something I absolutely want.
>>13260750>WE are the godsHFY pls go
>>13260756>being a pleb>not killing the meddling kids before you even start this planYou take me for a fool?
Hello.
>>13260764The manifestation of your mind is not for sexual, please do not fuck your persona.Unless you were talking about highschool adventures and forming social links with monstergirls, in which case yeah that would be cool too.
>>13260764I like Purse Owner, but you couldn't be any more of a faggot can you.
>>13260766beta pls.
>>13260769That shit looked nothing like SMT or Waifu Emblem.
>>13260772>Not wanting HFY cancer in the thread means you're a betaOk.
>>13260771But anon I'm not calling the idea shit.I'm just saying it's not something for me, Persona had a more comfy environment at times and that's what I want!
What Monster Girl would make the best Evil Big Titted Ojou-sama Onee-san?Would you dick her?
>>13260781Vampire.And yes.
>>13260766No.
>>13260769>>13260777>Never played SMT1>Not knowing that it all goes tumbling down
Monster Butts y/n
>>13260781>Evil Big Titted Ojou-sama Onee-sanThis is like, all my fetishes at once
>>13260781I don't know, Wight maybe?Yes.
>>13260770>The manifestation of your mind is not for sexual, please do not fuck your persona.Come on, friend. If I can't fuck a manifestation of my own mind, what good does it do to have them?
>>13260779>Sperging when something is not sub for onceGo back to drinking your mistress' piss.
>>13260781Wight
>>13260781>What Monster Girl would make the best Evil Big Titted Ojou-sama Onee-san?Minotaur.>Would you dick her?She'd probably stick my dick inside her.
>>13260770Anon that's too bad, I would plow the shit out of Shadow Naoto.Normal Naoto too, I want shadow monster girls god dammit!
>>13260781Some kinda undead, or a succuslut.Yes
>>13260779>not wanting to live without fear and above the whims of monstergirls>not wanting to live as a man, not a scared meal on legs to be husbanded as they see fitYeah, beta is too high, omega is more fitting.
>>13260795Why are minotaurs the best airheaded onee-sans?
>>13260784It better go tumbling down.
Is beta going to be a new buzzword or something?
>>13260781Dragon, vampire, wight, and Lilim would be my top contender.Too bad I'm too busy bullying the stage 1 genki hobgoblin boss with short hair.
>>13260804No, it's old one.
>>13260804It's shorter for "bitch boy".
>>13260804You mean like everything else in these threads?
>>13260800But HFY is typified with delusion. Resistance would be crushed, you're all just little boys behind computer screens being edgy because your mistress isn't around. You aren't the real man, the real men fight and die for what they believe in, and then the monstergirls come around, all that will be left is edgy little bitchboys. Like you
>>13260804It already is.
>>13260789There might be adverse side effects to literally fucking the avatar of your brain. Now fucking someone else's persona, that's okay. Provided they're okay with it.
>>13260801Their otouto's happiness, safety, and sexual satisfaction is their top priority.
>>13260811If you say it, it must be true..
>>13260797I said YOUR persona anon. Never said anything about anyone else's
>>13260811>Resistance would be crushedtraitor-kun plz
>>13260811>assumptionsSlaveboy pls go.
>>13260638Misogyny might still be a problem, but the fact that a bunch of people try and counter it with rampant misandry has caused it to lose any meaning in most circles of discussion. Especially on 4chan.
>>13260818Anon my shadow wouldn't even get a fucking boss fight.Not to mention ugly as shit.
>>13260790>>13260800>If you don't have HFY mentality you are a subI don't even.
Can you guys cool the fuck down for once? We're discussing evil big tittied Ojou-Sama Onee-sans.
>>13260829>I don't even.You must be getting that a lot during the day.
>>13260811>This is what bitchboys and defeatists believe
>>13260830I don't think I've seen this version of this before
>>13260730BEEEEES.
>>13260830Genki beginner bosses with great asses are best girls
>>13260830Don't forget about the forcing captured enemies to have your kids.New Fire Emblem confirmed Rance for children.
>>13260830>evilNo.>big tittied Yes.>Ojou-SamaNo.>Onee-sansNo.Sorry, not interested.
>>13260835Those wings are really pretty in coloration.
>>13260781>FilenameWhat's ironic is that the game's loli is on the same team as her.I still like the Red-Headed Pegasus Knight on the other side more.
>>13260830She'd make a good evil big tittied Ojou-Sama Onee-san. And no. These threads are water and almost every topic is potassium. >>13260832Is supremacy what you daydream about in your oxygen deprived delusions as your mistress grinds your face?
>>13260837Wait wait wait. You can?So like, I could join the "Evil" guys, with the cool armor, and still capture and marry the Red-Headed Pegasus Knight on the "Good" side?This intrigues me.
>>13260829Who bitched out? Your side. Why? Cause not everyone wants to live under the monster's heels? Well fuck you and your puny human attitude.
I want to see a drawfag turn this thing into a cute girl, complete with MGE-esque Elven ears.
>>13260848>HFY>Not the biggest bitches to curse these threadsYou guys complain about everything though. Go circlejerk over your guns and human supremacy somewhere else, like /tg/ or /k/.
>>13260858Man, fuck you nature.
>>13260831>>13260848>Your sideWhat side?I hope some day you guys understand that not everything is black or white. Until then, continue calling anyone who doesn't agree with you a beta.
>>13260860>Starts shit>"No, it's you guys tho"Masterfully argued.
>>13260845>implying I have a mistress>implying any monstergirl who tries that shit isn't getting dead
>>13260847Yeah anon>>>/v/289154086
>>13260863>Until then, continue calling anyone who doesn't agree with you HFYThis goes both ways.
>>13260868inb4 feminists losing their shit.
I want to impregnate a CC Oneesan Dark Elf over and over
>>13260863See>>13260750>>13260766You don't get to say anything, because this was another case of "stop having fun, monstergirls are for submitting to!" And everyone like that can go fuck themselves.
>>13260838>>big tittied >Yes.>>Onee-sans>No.Your mind is a tangled maze of confusion.
>>13260871>WE are the gods>Not the typical HFY phrase
>>13260877good taste
>>13260874Oh you bet they fucking will.Take it at face value and you can spin it to say the new Fire Emblem will have rape in it.I will buy like seven copies of this game.
>>13260881And?
>>13260865>>not devouring them and gaining their powers>>not becoming a god>>not going MGE demon lord route and forming a harem to supply you with endless power>WE are the gods.>HFY shitposting like this>Not starting shitPick one and only one.
>>13260880>Onee-sans>Not CCMy mind is clear as day.
>>13260858Lonely Camel Spider girl jumping on a Marine for a free, non-authorized piggyback ride in the Middle East when?
>>13260858Well if you look at her head from a certain angle it kinda looks like a vulva.
>>13260835Living in the hive.Being catered to by a harem of bee waifus.Eating that royal jelly and getting big and strong.Fuck yeah.
>>13260868>Trace back to guy who first talked about it>He said romance was separate from the Capture enemies and have kids with them bitAwww, so I can't play on the Evil Side while romancing a captive from the Good Side? Bullshit.
>>13260886>Everything I don't like is shitpostingYou're gonna have to do better than that.
What color goes best with Evil Ojou-sama Big Titted Onee-san and why is it Chocolate?
>>13260877Great taste>So Anon, how many kids do you want?>A-all of them? I'm flattered but usually we can only have one child at a time and even then this would take awhile to actually concieve one, unless you used a fertility drug or two, then I'd probably end up with Octuplets or something.>Does this coffee taste weird to you?
>>13260883I can already taste their salt.
>>13260886>>13260879
>>13260896Says the guy callin' all non HFY fags shitposters because he doesn't like it. If you're going to bait, try not to make your hypocrisy so obvious, anon.
Who cares?
>>13260903>"hurr durr you're baiting"See, it was just stupid before, now it's just sad.
>>13260889These things are not mutually exclusive.In fact they often go together.
>Be isolated hermit-type dude>Start seeing ragged, wild little werewolf girl wandering around property>Decide to feed her spare meat nightly>Eventually welcome her into home>Clean her, feed her, teacher her, raise her like a daughteru>Then she goes into Heat>Have to have "The Talk" with her>And then...demonstration.Oh yes, this is the kind of story I like.
>>13260906>tumblrI expected a dick.
>>13260908Sure, but I just don't fancy girl I have a family-type relationship with.
>>13260897Blue
>>13260906That actually looks decent.
>>13260909>demonstrationHands on?
>>13260914Wait, why wouldn't it?
>>13260918Of course.Very hands on.
>>13260920I'm biased towards horsepussy, although Nightmares are the only Centaur variety I like.
How many of you care for stories that don't really involve romance at all?Like, for example, a pair of roommate MGs doing MG things.
>>13260922Hell Yeah Motherfucker.
>>13260924I do. Not everything has to be romance and smut, after all.
>>13260902>>13260907What, you couldn't just go, "Nah that's not for me, man."?You just had to go full mgu tier edge and talk about devouring shit, and becoming gods, and chuuni demon lords with harems because HFY. It's like if you were going on with your bullshit fantasies and some one came and went, "nuh-uh, you're a bitch, get back to the kitchen where men belong." Both sides shit post. The hfy fags started this one.Why can't you just let a scenario that has nothing to do with you simply pass by? Why do you have to try and cram your insecure cock into everything remotely femdom and insist that we're all beta faggots, like it's the only buzzword you know?
>>13260914He's a good artist.
>>13260924It depends on what things. A SoL type thing would be good as long as it didn't involve sex. If sex ever came into the picture, then romance would as well. For me, anyway.
>>13260924Do they whore around? Cause I like that.
>>13260924I'd read it.
>>13260924I've got one story like that. All I've written of it is a short prologue thus far though.
>>13260924I like that thing with the abusive Mantis.>>13260928Niiice.
>>13260924No romance or non-romantic dickings at all, even as a side plot?Boring. Defeats the purpose of doing a MG story.
>>13260927Anon, even when I agree with you, I think you should stop this discussion for the sake of the thread.
>>13260927>What, you couldn't just go..Sorry, did we trigger you by not using the correct language?>edge And there come the buzzwords>The hfy fags started this oneThat's a lie and you know it.>Why can't you just let a scenario that has nothing to do with you simply pass by?You mean like you people did? Oh wait, you didn't, you sperged immediately.I think we're done here.
>>13260936Defeats the purpose? How so?I mean, yeah I guess, if you're the type that just wants MGs for porn. >>13260931It'd be kind of a SoL that also explores how things are 'different' in MGC.
>>13260936What about a story where the focus is on two MGs just...hanging out, for lack of a better term, and the only sex and romance involved in the story is based around a side-character?
>>13260927Because we were talking about fucking shin megami tensei, and if you know the first thing about it, it's that it's dark as fuck. >Why can't you let a scenario that has nothing to do with you pass by?Except, again, I was calmly talking about SMT with someone, and one of YOU FAGGOTS just had to go "someone is not being submissive! DEPLOY HFY MISSILES!" So you guys started this, and I'm not gonna keep quiet to preserve your subby sensitivities, because MGE isn't all femdom all the fucking time, and humans can be more than cumpumps. Deal with it.
>>13260936Shallow as fuck.Stories not involving romance or sex at all have the same potential as any other.
>>13260947Ah. Then as long as that is all it ever was, I'd definitely read it. Always good to see another take on things and get some SoL.
>>13260940Don't you think that's sad though? These threads shouldn't be so fragile that I can't call a fag out on acting like a fag without it devolving into a shitfest.>>13260944>trigger>Accuses me of buzzwordsBecause wanting to be a demon lord and cannibalizing other people isn't edgy>Oh wait, you didn't, you sperged immediately.No denying that. There is also no denying that you fags sperged first. It's all a sea of ass burgers man, and you chucklefucks took the first bite.I also think we're done here.>>13260950>No that's not how you do it, hurr I wanna cannibalize shit and get stronk and be a demon lord and have a harem because I'm alfa and fuck things>Not being an edgy little HFY shit He was right on calling you out and asking you to go.
>>13260927>You just had to go full mgu tier edge and talk about devouring shit, and becoming gods, and chuuni demon lords with harems So in the end, it all comes down to stop liking what I don't like.>because HFY.More like because some people like power. Because not everyone wants to be submissive or a slave.
>>13260781Oh man I'd definitely all of those traitsI'd all of those traits so fucking hardOr I suppose she'd so fucking hard meI don't care someone is fucking someone
>>13260962>If you aren't a chuuni demon lord with a harem who devours shit because muh power, you're a sub or a slavek
>>13260961You're really committed to your lies, I'll give you that.
>>13260906source?
>>13260962>More like because some people like power. Because not everyone wants to be submissive or a slaveSo if I'm not in one side I have to be in the other extreme? Yeah no.
>>13260972Thanks. Your commitment to your own is nothing to scoff at either, good to see people still stick to their guns, so to speak.
>>13260961I don't give a shit, call me chuuni and whatever else you like, I'm not going anywhere. And maybe you shouldn't post here if you're a sensitive little faggot and can't handle settings with FUCKING DEMONS THAT EAT PEOPLE, genocide, and deicide, among other things.>edgy>ignoring every argumentYou make it so easy.
>>13260974http://okatimati.tumblr.com/post/114034349618
>>13260899>TFW get invited over to your childhood neesan figure's house>She's a Dark Elf, and you've loved her, or so you've thought since puberty>You'd spent plenty of nights fantasizing about her naked body and wanting to fuck her>Fidget with the Dormice Molasses when fixing the tea>She falls asleep quick enough>Your heart's beating like a drum as you fondle her breasts awkwardly in their full plumpness>Groan slightly as you turn her onto her side, goddamn, what a body>Her hips are what your friends call "birthing hips", wide and out of this world>She slickens after a few minutes of tonguing and fingering>Your erection is like a goddamned rail spike, harder than anything you've felt in puberty>Stick it in, splitting her hot and sticky walls>Two pumps and you discharge>You're back up in less than two minutes, vigorously fucking her like your life depended on it>It's okay to cum inside her, your friend said, it's really hard for human boys to get Elves pregnant>Shoot your second load into her from behind>Hopelessly romantic, you decide to finish in missionary, her sleeping face flushed red, her soft moans making your heart race faster>Plunge as far deep as you can go and unload everything into her>Give her ears a playful nibble before re-dressing her>She wakes up with her clothes back to normal, apologizing for falling asleep like that>Reassure her everything is okay>Next time you see her, she has a baby bump, glowing in maternal light>She smiles and leans in close, holding up a leather collar>"Next time you want to breed me, boya. I'll gladly wear this for you.">Go beet red as she gives you a love bite on your ear lobe>Your dad chuckles and your mother just ara aras
>>13260968Bitch harder.>>13260975So what the fuck are you?
>>13260983>All of thisAll I can say is YES.
>>13260984>So what the fuck are you?According to what you're kind is always saying, I'm a beta.
>>13260990So what are you?
>>13260983Yes, very good.
>>13260983>sleeping pills>not aphrodisiacs and fertility drugs
So, which SMTs should I play and in what order?
>>1326098310/10Would help build a new elven kingdom with
>>13260984What, like add an extra letter?>Okthough I don't really think I was bitching that hard. Should I go full ball, and just type in "okay", or don't you feel you're getting enough of a response?>>13260979>You make it so easy.To shit post? Yeah. I know. And if I didn't ignore some of your bullshit, I'd be here all day. I mean it's not my fault you just spew out so much. I can handle the setting just find, I just think it's obnoxious of you to always have to shove your insecure edgy little cock into everything remotely femdom. But I've said that before, and you didn't have a reply then either so i don't know why I bother.
>Come into MG thread>Complain about how much you hate MGs and how humans are so much better and despite being in the MG thread, you supposedly are a greek god
>>13260994yes, you know what I was hinting at.Although >>13260983 is good too
>not wanting to be on equal terms with your monster gfboth sides are gross
>>13261003Yep, that's totally what happened :^)
>>13261003Don't forget that whilst immensely powerful, they're all sluts for your D in particular and you can rule over them because you're a tough alpha male, who don't need no woman, and HFY.
>>13260983>your mother just ara arasI wish my mother fits this archtype, she's more like a classical tsundere, oujo-sama type.
>>13261009The only true answer.>>13261014> she's more like a classical tsunderesorry
>>13260947>How so?I'm here because I like the idea of men in relationships with monster girls, so taking that out of it defeats the purpose for me. Everybody is here for different reasons though so I'm sure some will be interested.>pornI'm indifferent to smut in writefagging. Sometimes it adds to the story, sometimes it detracts, it depends on the writer.>>13260951Link a single good writefag story that doesn't involve sex or romance at all.I'm not saying you're wrong about them having the same potential, but what's the point of doing a story like that about monster girls? They could just as easily be human. The only reason I can think of is to explore a setting. Which is fine if that's your thing, it's just not mine. Not unless I really like the setting.
>>13261013Did someone already posted the strawman pic? Because I think I might need it for this one.
>>13261009>You'll never be in an equal loving relationship with a monstergirl who loves you.>You'll never cuddle with her on the couch while wrapped in blankets and watch shows you both like together.>You'll never get super competitive while playing video games with her.>You'll never play rock-paper-scissors to decide who dominates that night.>You'll never fall asleep in each other's embrace and wake up to her smiling face.God FUCKING DAMN IT. I never asked for these emotions.
>All these people who think HFY means dumbass I'm so awesome fantasy>Not just exploring what might be unique about mankind or at least earth cultures for funI know there's less /tg/ here than there used to be but that's just sad. Not that dumbasses there didn't do that sometimes.
>>13261023I'm sorry.I feel you, man.
>>13260965>People having shitposting wars about "Muh sub" "Muh humanity">All when we could be talking about delicious evil Onee-sanspls guys, can we not take it easy? Come on, tell me what kind of Older Sister Monster Girl you'd want. Go on, let's try to revive this thread.
>>13261020Every strawman has an element of truth to it, otherwise it wouldn't be a strawman, just a pile of straw
>>13261023Fuck, man. Why you gotta do this.
>>13261001>Complains about SMT being too HFYGood on you for not letting your lack of knowledge about SMT stand in the way of you sperging.
>>13261027Incest is disgusting.
>>13261031Fine then, Adopted Older Sister. or you're the adopted one. Whatever.
>>13261027We can't have nice things.
>>13261027Lilim.
>>13261024>All these people who think HFY means dumbass I'm so awesome fantasyExcept that's exactly what these fantasies are.>>13261030I haven't complained about smt a single time, you cockjockey. I reacted to your greentext. I don't know shit about smt which is why i haven't spoken about it. Stop making things up. Is it even MG relevant?
>>13261028Anon, you're not supposed to shit from your mouth, that's what your asshole is for.
>>13261037>Except that's exactly what these fantasies are.Thus why they're not HFY. Try some reading comprehension next time.
>>13261023>>You'll never play rock-paper-scissors to decide who dominates that night.That's silly. You're silly. It should be a true fight for dominance, gaining enjoyment out of writhing and wrestling with each other, until a "Dominant" comes out on top each night.I do agree with the rest of everything you said though. Truly, tis suffering.
>>13261037>Stop making things upBut anon, you've been doing that the entire time.
>>13261039>Not knowing what a strawman actually isI wish I saved that image>>13261040Well what else do you call them?>>13261042Makes two of us I guess.
>>13261032Incest also applies to family bonds between people with different genes.>>13261041>bestial yet playful fights in bedHnnnngh.Extra points if the couple brings the room down with their strength.
>>13261027>tell me what kind of Older Sister Monster Girl you'd wantYou mean Older evil sister monster girl, and I would want a vampire or a Dark Valkyrie
>>13261001>Ladder What?>spew so muchSo you say, but you people can't ever shut up to anything maledom. Guess what, the MGE is not all femdom, no matter how much you claim it is, and again, we were talking about SMT, which is a dark place. Devouring enemies and amassing slaves is quite normal there, and I didn't reply to anything femdom for the sake of putting it down, I just posted what I would do. And don't pretend your side can contain themselves whenever someone is not being submissive. Say someone says they would beat a dragon, your side immediately goes gary stu and HFY. Say the guy beat her through wit. "Hurr, outsmarting a dragon, who are near all knowing." Say he used sleeping powder or something. "Durr, of course you had to cheat to beat her, you're a shit human." Say the guy is empowered by magic. "But humans suck at everything, you would have to be a wizard or practice magic for decades to get to a millionth of the power of a MG." No matter what one does, it's either gary stu/HFY or "delusion" or being edgy and "forcing" maledom, according to you people, because you want everyone to be under the monster's boots all the time. Well fuck that, this is my hugbox too, and you don't have to like my stuff, but I'm not going to censor myself because muh femdom or whatever fucking reason you people come up with. Learn to live with it or fuck off.
>>13261045>Not knowing what a strawman actually isWell, thanks to your numerous demonstrations, I now know.And knowing is half the battle.
>>13260781which fire emblem character is this?
>>132610312D incest a best.
>>13261045>Well what else do you call them?Stupid gary stu power trips.I bet 90% of the people saying HFY never even were in the original threads and just guess at what it means.
>>13261027I think a Yeti would make a good older sister type. Always there for you with cuddles, and very loving.
>>13261052From the new one.
>>13261014Mine's a genki shortstack. Kind of ruins that archetype for me.
>>13261047>Incest also applies to family bonds between people with different genes.Man who the fuck cares? Monster Girls don't make birth defects, and in royalty it was often preferred to marry in the family.And let's be honest, if Monster Girls were real, and you had a Monster Girl sister, it'd be very plausible for your parents to try and hook the two of you together. And if you were a family of high social status, be it royalty or some shit, then they'd push it even harder, or in some cases might even just stick to an arranged marriage.The only reason incest is frowned upon in modern society is because of genetic issues. Since Monster Girls lack that problem, it's not that big of a deal.I for one would gladly accept being stuck in an arranged marriage with my ojou-sama Older Dragon Sister.
Humans are boring and dull. MGs are exciting and exotic.
>>13261041>It should be a true fight for dominance, gaining enjoyment out of writhing and wrestling with each other, until a "Dominant" comes out on top each night.This is fine too.
>>13261052Don't know her name. But she's an Onee-san on the "Evil" side of the new game.In the new FE, your character was born to the "Good Guys", but then raised by the "Bad Guys", so you have to choose a side at some point. Your blood-born family, or the family you've been raised by?Both sides also have an Imouto, but the Good Side seems to lack an Onee-san, having a Tomboy Childhood Friend instead, by the looks of it.
>>13261017Classical tsundere aren't the same as the shitty modern ones. They were actually alright.
>>13261056Naw, I got that, I mean what is the character's na- oh. I just realized being in the new game would make finding her name easier. my bad.
>>13261027The kind that wears sweaters when we're together.
>>13261062I want to nuzzle an Anubis' belly while hugging myself around her hips.
>>13261050I should say "our hugbox" since I'm clearly not alone.
>>13261060Not him but I find human boy sons far more idiotic than the entire argument you two are having over incest.
>>13261052Check out the fire emblem general in /vg/. I believe her name is Camilla. Which MG is the best and most courageous?
>>13261062>Female Humans are boring and dull. >MGs are exciting and exotic.ftfy
>>13261050>So you say, but you people can't ever shut up to anything maledomI'm ignoring the rest of your wall of text because, as I mentioned, this would never end otherwise, but I'll just say this. and I'll say it in all caps. Because you're too fucking stupid to get it otherwise, and you may still fail to get it.I NEVER SAID EITHER SIDE WAS INNOCENT. JUST THAT YOU FAGS INSTIGATED THIS LITTLE SKIRMISH IN A SEA OF HFY AND ANTI HFY SHITPOSTING. WE'RE BOTH GUILTY.>>13261054Fair enough.>>13261065No, I mean, the fact that your mother ever had a tsun phase is bullshit. I feel bad. Shouldn't mothers all be deredere and kuudere at worst? Or yandere?
>>13261062OPINIONS get them while they're hot.
>>13261062>Humans are boring>Posts a human from WakfuIt's a subtle flavor of troll.
>>13261060>Man who the fuck cares?Your fetishes are your own business, I just felt like making a remark.Incest is considered a mental illness because it's not normal for, say, a mother and a son to develop a sexual relationship,. Something clearly went wrong with their brain wiring or some event in their lives, blah blah blah.>>13261062The same reason some people find foreigners more sexy. The unattainable is invariably attractive.
>>13261060Don't bother, some people just don't like incest.And they're wrong.
>>13261074>Implying Human Boy sons aren't all adopted into Monster Families>Implying they don't come from the breeding farms, where the remaining human girls have mentally degraded to mere cattle and are kept from the sight of society and impregnated on a constant basis, and the human girls are kept to be more breeding stock while the human boys are wrapped up in blankets and given to a kind loving monster family who wants to raise a human boyWe've been over this.
>>13261078>YOU FAGS INSTIGATED THIS LITTLE SKIRMISHActually, you started it, but it hardly matters at this point.
>>13261062...is that a wakfu anubis?
>>13261060>And let's be honestAnother way of saying "everyone clearly must think the same as I do but don't want to admit it".
>>13261063Glad you agree.
>>13261077No, humans are boring and dull. Not just women.>>13261080She's neither human nor from Wakfu. The lead artist from Ankama does a lot of independent stuff still.
>>13261085Oh look, it's this again...
>>13261064>Good Side seems to lack an Onee-sanDark side it is then
>>13261078WELL GO FUCK YURSELF FAGGOT, AND IT WAS CLEARLY YOUR SIDE.>>13260738>>13260750>>13260766
>>13261085Or you know, let the guys who want human women have them (there must be some, right?)
I want to scratch a familiar behind the ears as we watch tv.
>>13261092>Caring about Human GirlsWe wouldn't be here if any of us cared about them. If they do not wish to corrupt into Pure Monsters, than they shall be treated as the cattle they are.Besides, it's not like you'd know about it, nor care. Do you cry for the cow you are when you bought that burger from McDonalds? That's all Human Girls would be at this point, cattle. And you'd be that weird hippie environmentalist for giving two shits about it.
>>13261064>Good Side seems to lack an Onee-sanDark side is the only right answer.Is the game standalone?
>>13261078>fact that your mother ever had a tsun phase is bullshitI'm not him. Thought you were confusing the tsunderes. His mom could have been the classical tsundere archetype without ever treating him that way. People usually treat their kids differently than they treat other people, especially moms.
>>13261096>A nice setting with full moon tender loving as man and monster alike fight for survival >NO FUCK THAT I'LL DEVOUR IT AL AND BECOME A GOD AND A DEMON! WITH A HAREM! YEAH!>Not unnecessarily obnoxious powertrip shitposting >Implying telling that cunt to fuck off was either the beginning or wrong.
>>13261099DIO plsOh please, your "human cattle" thing is clearly bait.
>>13261101Can't confirm yet, but I've heard rumors that they're marketing it Pokemon Style, with a different version release for each Route, and then a DLC Third Route, a Collector's Edition coming with all 3.Just what I've heard though, no confirmation.
>>13261096>All this shit got started because I made a short greentext about how I wanted to have a badass Battle Harem of monstergirls to help me survive the post-apocolypseI can only feel disgust right now.
>>13261109>nice settingConformed for not playing SMT.What cunt?
>>13261108Yeah, fair enough.
>>13261099>We wouldn't be here if any of us cared about themSpeak for yourself. I just prefer monsters. Doesn't mean I want the humans to suffer.
>>13261109>"everything I don't like is shitposting.">"ok we did start, but it was totally justified."
>>13261113Isn't that kind of what happens whenever people get greedy and get huge harems though? Let this be a lesson then.
>>13261113That's what happens when you make MGE the "standard".
>>13261119Not gonna survive the post-monsterpocalypse without a bunch of contracted monstergirls to help defend you.
>>13261115>still harping on about smtI literally could not give a single fuck you wanker. >You'll never live in a post apocalyptic world where civilization has fallen.>You'll never form contracts with monstergirls in exchange for them helping you fight the more vicious monstergirls who roam the world>You'll never get pinned down and tenderly loved by your battle harem during the full moon.This is the original greentext. The writer references smt, but the actual greentext does not, and has nothing to do with it. Now tell me what the fuck smt has to do with this scenario, and why your egotist powertrip is called for.
>>13261119Pfft, Harem or death!
>>13261123Original Greentext writer here, I can confirm that other than being superficially inspired by the SMT setting, my greentext had fuck all to do with it.
>>13261121It's what happens when autists get mad that someone is using the non grim dark (real) MGE.
>hating on humans>being a fuckboy>not realizing monster girls simply add more spice to life>some people will still like human girls>this mindset is what causes race wars>this thread is proof both humans and mgs will be doomed once they get in contact with each otherAlso, reminder that monster girls are still half-human.>>13261121I've always thought MGE was shit.Just remove all the text but their names and it'll be 500% better already.
>>13261129The same MGE which allows every gary stu/HFY fantasy you can think of.
>>13261110Humanity itself wouldn't be cattle, just the Human Girls that refused to corrupt into nice Monster Girls. The ones that tried to fight the inevitable. Besides, it keeps the species alive and sustainable. Human Women simply can't compete with Monster Girls, they're lacking in every aspect. Physically? Magically? Intellectually? There's a Monster Girl that outclasses her. If they weren't kept in farms, seperate from the rest of Monster Girl society, there'd be racial tensions as Human Women wouldn't be able to get men, and Monster Girls would see them as competition as well. Corruption may occur as well.The fact of the matter is that, while Human Women wouldn't compete with Monster Girls, that's not the main issue here. Devil Bugs can't really compete either but no one cares if they die out. What the problem here is that Monster Girls only give birth to more Monster Girls, whereas Human Girls can give birth to Human Men. And everyone in this society both needs and wants human men. So, we're at the problem where Human Women are weak and can't survive on their own, yet are needed to keep the population and society itself stable. By keeping them in farms far away from society, with a select group of men constantly impregnating them, it keeps the human population from depleting completely. You may think "But that's such a cruel fate for the human girls" but you have to understand they've lived their entire lives like that. To them that's all there is in life. Sleeping, eating, being fucked, giving birth, etc. They've lived there their entire lives, they don't know nor likely care about anything greater than what they experience on a daily basis. It's like a wild animal kept as a pet it's whole life. If you released it into the wild it wouldn't work nor function, because it's so used to normal life.It may seem like a bad ending to you, but sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures. I'm not baiting, I just like dark shit.
>>13261134That's more on the author of that fantasy instead of the setting.
>>13261123The post he linked to was discussing SMT, and forming contacts is how most people in STM survive, but it's not the only path, In nocturne and Digital Devil Saga, the MCs become demons. The former fights and recruits/enslaves demons to do his will. His friends form pacts with demons and become "gods". The latter survive by eating their enemies. "Rend, laughter, devour your enemies, there is no other way to survive, children of purgatory." If you don't want people to play the edgy part in an edgy setting, maybe don't post that stuff.
>>13261139>while Human Women wouldn't compete with Monster Girlsbecause muh kc teletubby world and mindbreak bullshit though
>>13261139>spoilerYeah, I can tell.I do wanna strangle you though.
>>13261143Read >>13261128Confirmed for not paying attention.
>>13261143blablabla more smt>>13261128you are one dense motherfucker
>>13261142No, you can have anything you want.Says it right here on the "hugbox manual".
>>13261148Well then how do you propose we keep the human race from going extinct and causing the collapse of society as we know it?
>>13261155Yes, because it's the all you can eat buffet's fault if you eat till you're a fatass, right?
>>13261134>The same MGE which allows every gary stu/HFY fantasy you can think of.I've been hearing this alot lately. Since fucking when has MGe been HFY enabling?this is the same setting that will see just about anything raping you at the drop of a hat right?
>>13261156Oh I don't care, I just don't like your solution.
>>13261158Not the best analogy you could've picked.>>13261159I'm sorry, did KC say "You can have anything you want", or did he not?
>>13261152I did, his post was linked to a pic of Raidou being assaulted by a lilim, that's SMT, you know, what he based his greentext off of?>>13261153Bitch more, it makes my pee pee hard.
>>13261156We don't. Human male (incubi) and female monster is the new humanity. Homo Sapiens Sapiens is in the past. Homo Sapiens Daemones is the future!
>>13261158Hey, that Wurm just missunderstood what her dad meant about not being able to see the "Paladin Party V" movie because she wasn't a big girl yet.
>>13261159Because KC said monsters won't rape you if you say "Monster no raping." Like Dora the Paladin.How this works with the the whole demon realm spread and fall of places like Lescatie? It doesn't really. It's like when KC says that all the forced transformations that make monsters a bunch of sexminded rapists are just letting out their true selves and stuff. Or how brainwashing you into loving only loli with the Sabbath is fine because loli really is the best body type. They're just making you understand that.
>>13261020Just got back from eating dinner and then drinking with friends. Here's the post related to strawman arguments. >>13258126
>>13261159>Since fucking when has MGe been HFY enabling?Tgere's a bit about MGE Heroes where it says they can "easily overpower" most monsters, and another bit about heroes that says anyone can become one via training montage.So anons add 2 and 2 together and make 5, as they forget that 170 profiles going on about how humans get deliciously overpowered and raped means that doms aren't really the target demographic.I don't care, 'cos I just headcanon away on my own flight of fancy and accept the right of everyone else to do the same, but... you asked the question
>>13261169>I can confirm that other than being superficially inspired by the SMT setting, my greentext had fuck all to do with it.>other than being superficially inspired by the SMT setting, my greentext had fuck all to do with it.>my greentext had fuck all to do with it.I'm the guy who wrote the original greentext and HOLY FUCK YOU'RE DENSER THAN A HAREM PROTAGONIST. HOW DO YOU FUNCTION?
>>13261179A little late, but thanks anyway.Hope you had a nice meal/evening.
>>13261166I don't know. Did he? I've never seen any evidence of it, why don't you show me some? Meanwhile, he brought the hammer down on the MGU faggots pretty hard, so my answer is no. He's a wishy washy faggot, who likes to pretend that it's a hugbox, but it most definately is not. Gary stu fantasies outside of being an incubus who can fuck any girl without his pelvis shattering do not exist.>>13261169>I'm wrong, so I'll just pretend that I never cared>lolol cri harder, fgtAnd once I throw in your face that once more you started this all with your unrelated, uncalled for edgy bullshit, you have nothing. Until next storm then. Maybe the subfags'll start it. That'll be a change.>>13261177He's a contradictory faggot though. You can't trust him>>13261181Oh. That's where it started? That's fuckin' dumb. But whatever I guess. If training montage makes a god-chosen hero, then so be it.
>>13261172>Different subspeciesI don't think so Tim. Full on different species at least. Homo Monstrum.
>>13261163Well it doesn't matter if a solution is "Liked" or not, what matters is how it is compared to others and if it'll work. And this solution works and there are no other solutions, ergo it's the solution used. Do you think Hitler wanted to kill the Jews? No, but other choice did he have?>>13261172But Anon where will the penises come from? Female Monster can't make baby penises, and they always need more penises.
>>13261181>profiles>what is hyperboleThat being said, you do have a point. That however does not mean that power fantasies are impossible.
>>13261177>What is temptationSo you put a beautiful woman in front of a man and tell him he can go for it, and you think most wont? You go to any woman and tell her she could be free to do as she desires with beauty beyond her reach, and you think they wouldn't want it?You're fucking delusional.
>>13261197>you think most wont? Depending on the context, no, most won't.
I just wanted to cuddle a familiar and hobgoblin, why must we fight anons? Think of the waifus!
>>13261194>Do you think Hitler wanted to kill the Jews? No, but other choice did he have?Ok, now I know you're fucking with me.Good show mate.
>Anons are arguing about their own lack of reading comprehension abilitiesOh goodie, this is always the best...
>tfw when you have a Gazer stalker.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4
>>13261199Not him, but I support his argument. you're fucking delusional.
>>13261197>beauty beyond her reachI like how you're this angry when most of the human female transformations KC shows look like the exact same person with a couple extra parts and total whorebag expressions.
>>13261192>who likes to pretend that it's a hugboxIf he "pretends", then that's his intention.Whether you think gary stu fantasies don't belong in there is completely irrelevant.
>>13261177In other words, hardcore, bold face lying.But hey, if the man says that's what the setting is...>Train in hardcore monster fucking style in a series of montages>Go monster hunting, raping every mamono under the sun>And in the pale moonlight>And the gloom of the undead kingdoms>But not the cat kingdom, fuck that noise>Cut a swath of girl juice and semen across your journey>Finally end up in the Royal Makai Realm, ready to fuck a lilim right in the pussy>Encounter your prey and lead a sexual battle of epic proportions>While her parents watch>With a mighty thrust, flood the lilim's womb with your seedThanks KC.
>>13261210That's not even the guy he responded to.
>>13261209>She watches you from everywhere>From every angle>From a top the fridge>To behind your back>She watches you sleep from the ceiling>Or under your bed>She watched you wake up>Eat breakfast>Hell, she even watches you roam the internet>But at least she doesn't watch you in the showe- JESUS CHRIST
>>13261211>What is the girl from the Prisoner Fruit page>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prisoner_FruitSuck on being wrong, faggot
>>13261216If I linked the other guy it would seem like it was him i was calling delusional
>>13261221This is what you get for giving a casual remark about how her eye stalks look pretty.
>>13261214>But hey, if the man says that's what the setting is...Yeah, that's "canon".Not sure why people are sperging about it, everyone gets what they want.
>>13261196>profiles>what is hyperboleI think it's a little audacious of you to handwave away the... many, many hundreds of instances of monstergirls raping men in the MGE as all being "hyperbole".Next you'll be telling me Fast & Furious isn't about cars; all the cars you see in the films are just "hyperbolic bicycles".
>>13261181>that doms aren't really the target demographic.Can someone post the list?
>>13261222>Can't read "most"The Fallen Brides alone outnumber ones like that. Are you incapable of reading qualifiers? Because you sure bank a lot on absolutes.
>>13261229Do you know what's funny about the list? That was made by subs because doms were bitching about how they didn't have any monster for themselves.
>>13261228I'm not handwaving anything, of course they happen. My point is that the opposite is also possible.>Next you'll be telling me Fast & Furious isn't about cars; all the cars you see in the films are just "hyperbolic bicycles".To be honest, the way they fetishized them...I dunno man.
>>13261182You used stuff from it.>post apocalyptic survival>contractsIf it bothers you so much, I honestly don't fucking care.>>13261192I care about my tastes, I don't care that you disapprove. I came. And keep feigning innocence, you guys started it.
>>13261231That's not how I remember it.Wasn't it because of the whole kiki/hellhound fiasco?
>>13261230I bank on you're absolute stupidity over blatantly misinterpreting the setting and author's intent.
>>13261237Nope, it was made before that. At least the original one.
>>13261240So what I saw was the updated one, gotcha.
>>13261231I made the list, to shut up some faggots about MGE being femdom all the time, which is bullshit. I just don't have it on this computer.
>>13261234>Using similar setting elements means it's totally SMT!>I don't care what the person who wrote it says!HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITHOUT A BRAIN?
>>13261234>>post apocalyptic survivalbecause this can only happen in smt. smt is the only example of this>>contractsdefine contract: enter into a formal and legally binding agreement.again, because smt is the only known incarnation of a contract and nohting else has ever used a contract and there has never been a contract before outside of smt.>I came, started spouting my egotist bullshit>you guys reactedftfy>>>/v/ Go there, faggot.
Well, we are already in shit storm so this won't matter.I want to bind a devil to my couch and force her to drink all the gallons of Hathor milk I have before I spoil her rotten with snacks, headpats, and cuddles
>>13261247You wrote yours, I wrote mine, because of you, is what I meant.
>>13261251>not feeding her ara ara cake toopleb.
>>13261239It's hilarious when retards call other people stupid.>Monsters never do anything you don't want them to>Except entire cities of thousands being converted to monsters>Because everyone without exception truly desires that>It's not forced, even with a zealotous religion ingrained in all the people>Nope>Not one bit>And loli is legit the best bodytype there is, so brainwashing people to only like that is A-okayI'd say nobody can be dumb enough to defend that as anything but contradictory, but here you are.
>>13261250
>>13261237see >>13261244
>>13261187I have had a very nice evening. Currently sipping on a twelve pack of Budweiser and reading the thread. Most likely later be rewatching Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru season one to get ready for the second season.
>>13261255Then I can't sit her on my lap.She needs to be there. besides, whose to say I won't sneak one or three in with her snacks?
>>13261257>calling other people retards>believes head canon is true canonTip top kekGo read the actual world guides, or just forget about KC designs and MGE setting altogether, mate. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>13261257AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This. So much this.
>>13261225>There's always that one Gazer in your class that always acts like she's high and mighty.>She's the smartest of the class, sure. and she's practically the teachers pet>But that doesn't mean you have to flaunt your ego around and walk all over everyone>Though, you'd have no problem being her partner in something. Not because it's an automatic A+>But because you get to see those beautiful looking eye stalks up close>As if Hathor heard your prayers, you ended up being her partner for a science project>Of course, she protested, calling you someone with an inferior mind to comprehend the basic necessities to be her partner in anything. You know typical "I am smarter than you" mentality>And she even tried to limit any interaction with you and the project, even making a deal that she'll do the majority of the work if it means she won't be able to see your face in her proximity, for it "taints the air with your stupidity">You know, an average Monday>But you rejected the offer. Because you actually want to take part. You can't live with the fact of getting a passing grade when you didn't contribute for anything. She actually seemed impressed by your speech and your resolve>But in truth, you just wanted to see those stalks up close and personal>It took a while, but she finally began to catch on when she'd order you like an Anubis to pass her something, just for her hand to grasp at air because you were entranced by her beauty>"Hey, dung beetle. You've been staring at me with those perverted eyes of your for weeks now. Is this your first time you've met someone vastly superior to you in every way up close and personal? Can your brain not comprehend an intellect such as mine, rendering it more useless than it once was?""Huh? No, no. I just... your stalks...">She seemed offended. "What about them?""W-Well I, uhh.. Think that they're pretty.">It was at that moment you discovered that you somehow broke her, for she froze completely>"P-Pretty?"
>>13261271You are so full of shit.
>>13261270>Not wanting to make a big girl blush as she sits in your lap>spoilerYour statement conflicts me. You are a nigger. A good nigger. but I'm unsure if you're my nigger.>>13261271>implying that isn't actual canon
Can't we all just get along?>>13261273Cute.
>>13261268That's one way to spend your evening>Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa MachigatteiruEh I dunno, seems a little too much like that other show with the guy who doesn't have friends.
>>13261281I can go either way Anon, each has their benefits. All that matters is she's happy and soft
>>13261285>but it hardly changes the personality of the target>When a woman transforms into an ushi-oni, the great transformation is not only external, but internal. No matter how docile her former personality was, it will change into an extremely aggressive personality like that of the ushi-oni. The bestial desire to rape men and corrupt them with their own hands boils up. The bestial lust causes her body to begin to hotly seethe as though boiling, and she becomes unable to think about anything but raping men. And then, guided by bestial lust as a new “monstrosity,” she’ll head for a human settlement to get a man. Just an example. KC you dolt.
>Napping in Troll waifu's lap>Her earthy smell is calming>And her smile is so warm and gentle
>>13261301Oh KC, good thing you're not doing anything important, like being a doctor or something like that.
>>13261285No.Because we got people lurking these threads who are so full of hate that they don't even know what love is. Or their view of love is so misguided and narrow that it is quite sad.
>>13261308>"I went to medical school for 8 years, and I say a human can live without lungs, NOW GIVE ME THAT BONE SAW!"
>>13261314>"Did I say humans can't live without lungs? Don't worry, I changed that in my latest publication."
>>13261308>Don't worry, it's not cancerous. >It's a malignant tumor >But you actually want it, you just don't know you dothanks KC
>>13261317Exactly.
>>13261322>>13261320>>13261317>>13261314You got a single citation for that which you can link?
>>13261320Thanks Karack Cobama.
>>13261323Dude, it's on page 1 of "Man's Health 2: Whoops, nevermind all these corpses".
>>13261320>So what stage is it?>Cancer doesn't have stages>It goes great with butter thoughI want off the wild ride.
>>13259700Wouldn't take her last name. Hyphenated, maybe? But only if our last names rhyme. Anony Mous-Cous? Anon Muller-Fuller? Parker-Marker?
>>13261329I mean the blatantly contradicting KC stuff. All I'm seeing right now is a head canon circle jerk.
>>13261273DICK BUTT
>>13261273I want more of this. I want more of haughty girls discovering the boy who makes them go dere.
>>13261333>head canon circle jerkIt's called fun, you should try it.As for the rest, that has been well documented, but here's a taste >>13261301
>>13261333Didn't KC also do something Ushi related involving their seals which lessens their rape instincts greatly? He's flaky as hell.
>>13261338But the question is would she stay Haughty, only get more Dere?
>>13261305Nothing better.I mean, barring her being a lamia, that is, but still.
>>13261345She'd still be a little haughty, but more in a playful teasing kind of way. Like 95% Dere and 5% playful teasing haughty.100% in love.
>>13261346>Troll waifu hugging you close and tenderly>Nuzzling her face into yours>Depending on your tastes she can be tall enough to pick you up and hold you like a rag doll, or petite and wanting you to hold her
>>13261340>It may make women lustful or loyal to their sexual desires>Ushi Oni blood boils and makes them super lustful>an ordinary woman corrupted by this will become very aggressively lustful>hardly changes the personality of the targetStill within the bounds of reason. Personality runs deeper than how lustful they are and everyone is capable of violence at some level.
>>13261287Well this one doesn't have: "Eh? What did you say?" when a girl says she likes him. That fact alone makes it a vast improvement. I will say I'm not a fan of the tsundere type so the two main girls are outright bitches in my mind. This season I would like a deredere third character to come along and supplant them. Make them work for their Hikki. That's probably asking too much and it will be a rehashing of the first season. At this point I wouldn't mind if he got together with Saika and told those two bitches to go to hell even though I'm straight.
>>13261359So wait, does that mean that if a shy girl becomes an Ushi Oni she'll still be shy, just with a fuckton of internal lust? Because if so IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES.
>>13261287>>13261362There's no point in watching nor reading Yahari Ore, best girl won't win.Best girl is sensei>>13261363IMAGINE THE shitstorms
>>13261359Well, depends on how deep you want to go on the personality arguement.And I'm no psychologist, so I don't really feel qualified to do so.
>>13261363Personality is differences in behaviour patterns, cognition and emotion among individuals. How an individual ushi oni would deal with that overwhelming lust and desire to attack would differ from one to the next.
>>13261363Deredere rape train? Yandere rape train?CC rape train?
>>13261362Meh, still too harem for my tastes.
>>13261359>This totally doesn't contradict what KC is saying!>Man said personality doesn't change>Entry directly contradicting thisIf you're just gonna ignore evidence, don't ask for citations. And don't reply to this because you're gonna say something stupid, I KNOW it.
>>13261366No anon, I don't think you get it. Shy Girl + Ushi-Oni = CuteShy Girl + Sexual Frustration = CuteShy Girl + Ushi-Oni + Sexual Frustration = Cute as Hell Ushi-OniCute as Hell Ushi-Oni + Husbando = Released Lust = Tender Loving Pelvic Devastation untold of in the annals of history before this point.Imagine the POTENTIAL anon.
>>13261376You're gonna have to define personality now. >>13261378 >>13261373 Because it seems you're not longer on the same page as others now.
>>13261376KC has said one shouldn't take what's said in the entry literally or completely since of the OC "writer" doing them.
>Anons are still arguing over their lack of reading comprehensionIt never ends...
>>13261380What did I say? What the fuck did I just say???
>>13261384/mgt/... /mgt/ never changes.
>>13261380Well, if it's the nature vs nurture...Your nature is being changed, so wouldn't it stand to reason that your personality would be changed as well?
>>13261366Sensei won't win. She's thirty something and the main character is 16-17. Still she's pretty nice. She's sexy when she smokes a cigarette.>>13261375There's multiple girls but it's not much of a harem. Only a potential harem for people on the outside looking in. Honestly for me Saika is the only one in the running and that would end up in a fujoshi fest.
>>13261384You can read super good, we get it.
>>13261382KC also said there's no such thing as mindbreak in MGE, yet things like Sabbath indoctrination and bubble slime exist. He can eat a dick.
>>13261393>She's thirty something29-30
>>13261393>Only a potential harem for people on the outside looking inI've only watched a bit, so maybe I am a bit hasty.But I still wasn't too impressed with what I saw.
>>13261396Has he actually said that, or are the middlemen translators fucking with us?
>>13261390Your nature would change, definitely. However, her personality would still be mostly the same. It would be how that previous personality adapts to a new normal with all that extra desire. People change with life experiences and you may not recognize them, but they are still the same person. The same person dealing with different stuff.
>>13261397She admitted to being around thirty after punching Hachiman in the torso. She could be 28 and she could be 35.>>13261398I just wouldn't jump the gun and call it haremshit. You can be unimpressed and uninspired though.
>>13261401It's in one of the clarifications he did, it's been posted here 3 or 4 times. Might be in the collections.
>>13261405Yeah I dunno, I work with computers not people, so I know fuck all about that.Feel free to ignore my spitballin'
>>13261412Still, he's been inconsistent with his own world.I don't mind the hugboxness, but inconsistency bites mt dick something fierce.
>>13261401>>13261412I think 90% of the grief in this thread is caused by shit lost in translation. A lot of those old translations came out of MGU years back, and we saw what happened with that place and who populated it...
>>13261411>I just wouldn't jump the gun and call it haremshitWell, maybe I'll give it a go once all seasons are finished.
>>13261422Please do. I will say though that there's a new studio for season two so the character designs look vastly different from the Preview at least.
>>13261419It's hard to know if the translations were proper in the first place.A translator could put whatever he wanted in and nobody would complain if they didn't know any better.
>>13261419I don't see how what you're saying has to with this. The man said, in his clarification, there's no such thing as mindbreak, then what the fuck is Sabbath indoctrination and among other things, impregnation by ropers, dark slime absorbtion, and this>When they find a man, they attack him, and through something similar to sexual intercourse, try to take in his semen, but compared to ordinary slimes they’re not as sticky and move much more slowly, so they’re not very good at holding their prey down, and it tends to escape before long. Because of this, they first perform something like a kiss on their captured prey, and pour some of their own body inside his mouth. The body of the bubble slime has an aphrodisiac effect when consumed, and it is extremely addictive. Due to this, prey that has been swallowing it will likely begin to greatly desire the slime’s body. If only a little is swallowed, the effect will go away after a short time, but if a large amount is imbibed, the prey will become strongly dependent on her body, and the odor will start to become an extremely pleasant scent to him. If this happens, then it’s already too late, and the man will likely no longer be able to live without the bubble slime. He's full of shit.>>13261418I know.
>>13261432Especially after this: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/kc_message.htm>I said interpretation of MGE is entrusted to readers, so if they only enjoy such imagination, it was OK. However, they aggressively insisted to others that such interpretation was "canon", and declare that they should ignore my exploration because of "death of author", or it isnt written in books. I think such act is a distortion of the setting, not "interpretation". >Staffs of MGU might think what they have done was "volunteer" to spread MGE to more audience. But MGE is primarily the "doujin" work for Japanese people. "Doujin" means the small and local work which intended to be produced and consumed inside of the people who understand the context, and it is not business. It is rather annoying to be spread misinterpreted settings and be attacked.>It is rather annoying to be spread misinterpreted settings and be attacked.I can sympathize, and so I get a little agitated when I see people pushing head canon that directly contracts the theme of the whole "doujin circle".
>>13261432To be fair, KC revised a lot of his old more monstery profiles later too. Like Lizardmen not having to be beaten and recently that the queen slime doesn't make harems of men and matangos can walk around and stuff like that.It's all scattered and contradictory depending on how he feels at the time and whether certain bits have been updated to reflect his current views.
>>13261444I know, right? Headcanon's fine as long as you don't enforce it.
>>13261432The problems of having a language written in crazy ass moon runes. Hell, if this was written in German or Spanish then we wouldn't have half the trouble we do.
>>13258269Even I'm having chest pains from Olivia's antics.>"Ahh, so I heard. Will she banish me to a pocket dimension for some tentacles to ravage?"Misha's misadventures spinoff when?
>>13261454His art has changed about as much as the setting has. But I guess people aren't allowed to let their ideas and settings evolve.
>>13261457>yet people bitch when you cite canon See>>13261279
>>13261458Right, I mean, have you seen how many runes they have?Fucking insane.
>>13261458Pretty much. Japanese is pretty hard to understand at times, unlike German or Russian. >>13261454Some of that seems more like updating than revising.
>>13261465They got nothing on china.
>>13261463You can trample over canon whenever you want, but not that canon I personally like, or I'll fucking shank you, nigger.
>>13261468Why asians need thousands of runes to convey the same idea I will never understand.
>>13261469Now you're getting it.
>>13261474Oh, the ironing. Those exact people are the ones who will bitch about contradictions the most.
>>13261473>twenty variations for riceFor what purpose?
>>13261482Because rice is bland as shit. Have to give it artificial flair and pomp.
>>13261462>But I guess people aren't allowed to let their ideas and settings evolve.Claiming it never changed is what gets people's goat IMO. That's the main point of contention. Plus the haphazard way in which things are updated, you have the old clashing with the new which causes no end of trouble with people talking about it.Say you're looking at any other sort of book. You'd have a first edition and a second edition and and so on where people would be able to reference what is and what was clearly so there's no confusion. When you do it piecemeal it's going to be the way it is, contradictory and a source of argument among people.
>>13261482I'm sure someone smarter than me can answer that.As for me, I don't fucking know.
>>13261483Like Chipotle Chile powder and Japanese Mayonaise?
>basically there's many ways to interpret things in the setting >canon is canon but it's flexible >how you view things is not how others will view itNow shut up and let's enjoy things again like Wights in wedding gowns.
>>13261341KC writes and says a lot of things in order to appease a horribly unimaginative fanbase that isn't ever satisfied with the size of the hugbox. Been this way since the Lilim.
>>13261490anon don't make me hungry
>>13261486We could always draft a list of grievances and get it translated in the hopes of putting a lot of old shit flinging to rest. I'd rather those hatches get buried so we can have more fun with new ones.
>>13261494>unimaginativeI don't think that's fair, his setting always had problems.
>>13261494>>13261498It's us who have the problems apparently with the whole "imagination" and "interpretation" aspect of it.
>>13261498Unimaginative I think is the wrong word too.We're dealing with the munchkin kind of mind that will delve deep into a settings and rule book in order to tear it apart so that they might create the most overpowered setting ruining character ever. Just for the challenge. I notice they don't even try with things like Exalted. On account of it being too easy to do so.
If it's not "KC a shit" it's IRC Drama. If it's not IRC drama it's /lgbt/ bullshit. If it's not /lgbt/ bullshit it's some other topic that isn't Monstergirl related. If it's not some other topic that isn't Monstergirl related it's reposts and "Which waifu would you fuck."Rinse, repeat. Even /ksg/ is better.
>>13261504>create the most overpowered setting ruining character ever.I think you'd get less of that if monsters weren't so overpowered to begin with.
>>13261511>God, I hate it hereAnd yet here you are.
>>13261504>exaltedIsn't the whole point of that to be garyest of stu that ever stued?
>>13261512Nah, don't you see? There was already plenty of, "How do we kill the Lilim?" earlier on.
Do elves still count as MG or not?and why are they so lewd
>>13261516He's not wrong though.
>>13261520Well yeah, those exist, for sure.I'm just saying that, if KC cared about making a "hugbox", he should've balanced things better.
>>13261526Not exactly right either.
>>13261523They count if corrupted. Otherwise they're about as monster girl as a nekomata with just ears and tail.
>>13261523>based Grog
>>13261530Point out one thing that he said was wrong. Go on. We'll wait.
>>13261523>and why are they so lewdIn most settings elves are a dwindling race, so I'd imagine they are lewd in order to attract mates to help propagate their species.
>>13261538We have actual discussions, new content, things other than "which MG would you make some fuck with?", and ect.Every general goes through this shit, with a few exceptions due to how slow they are.
>>13261523If she actually wants that handsome Orc's dick, why doesn't she just say so?
What things would you do with/to your waifu in daily life?>Eating your food off of her>Making her walk around the nude in the house, at all times>Or outside, I don't judge>Fucking her while she's trying to do chores>Make her tell you what naughty thought she's had throughout the day and have her act them out, and "punishing" her for them>Hiding a bunch of toys throughout the house and use whatever she finds on herYes.
>>13261517Pretty much. You play as demi-gods and such.Otherwise you have to get creative: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/That_Guy_Destroys_Psionics
>>13261523All monster girls are lewd. All elves are monster girls. Therefore all elves are monster girls.
>>13261550Your wife is a legitimate whore.
>>13261548Elfs are monsters confirmed.
So Hiki monsters. Which would be the cutest?
>>13261529Exet_Mos' statement, roughly relating to this.>Someone wants to conquer mighty MG, and someone does not. But such people deliberately choose the most uncomfortable situation for them and claim the author is responsible for that. Such manners of Westerners are difficult to understand for us.>(Well, this may be the difference of "High- and low-context cultures". We set a high value on unwritten intent of author, and get used to search it through ambiguity. If one can't understand the intent of author, it is considered the lack of ability to read it properly, and is the responsibility of that one reader. On the other hand, Westerners set a high value on what is actually written, and consider that it is because the work is poorly written is why they can't understand the intent of the author. If so, this may be the main reason why what goes without problem in Japan causes this many problems for Westerners.)
>>13261548I don't get this picture. What, will the gods set her tits on fire if she tries to rape them?
>>13261550Your waifu is legitimately lewd. Carry on.
>>13261567elf men are fags what did you expect
>>13261567noshe just wants to be raped by the elves but that is denied
>>13261557Yes, and?
>>13261565That actually makes sense.However, that means the problem is a lot deeper than simple "reading comprehension"...
>>13261573>>13261574
>>13261575Ah I'm just saying.Have fun when it all comes tumbling down.
>>13261578>being scared of elves
>>13261553You mean to say the conclusion is that all elves are lewd. I think all dark elves count as monster girls, but regular elves and dwarves are not, but can be, just like any human woman can become one.
>>13261573I am reminded of Luthandriel.
>>13261578I said it my last DnD campaign, and I'll say it here:We have to deal with the elf menace once and for all...
>>13261583Yes. Of course. That's what I meant.
>>13261580Explain further.
>>13261565So Japs like filling the the blanks?
>>13261596in the blanks I hate when that happens too anon
>>13261597I don't exactly hate it.
>>13261594Would rather not, don't want to send this shit thread into another shitstorm.
>>13261590>still sitting on that d20/D&D setting with conquistadors>early 16th century tech level with alchemy and divine magics only>mystery continent at the center of the world protected by fierce seas that sink any ship>surrounded by archipelago ring populated by humans>explorers break through for the first time in thousands of years to discover ancient human lands with human ruins everywhere>however, populated by magic, beasts of wonder and inhuman races like elves, dwarves and orcs.And then the players do what conquistadors do.
>>13261578>>13261582
>"You can do it Anon."
>>13261603DO IT FAGGOT.
>>13261609he could of raped him alsohumanity, fuck yeah
>>13261610Froggy is best
Who is the best loli and why is it the Familiar?
>>13261608Hey man, if they didn't want me to burn them, they shouldn't have killed my folks.I mean, the gall of these assholes.
>>13261603Anon, this thread is like the great red spot of shit on 4chan's jupiter. The shitstorm is eternal.
>>13261614>FamiliarThat's not Wight.
>>13261613Froggy getting the Deku D when?Probably never, but damn it, a man has to dream!
>>13261611SHE'LL SLEEP BEHIND YOUR BACK PRAISING HER SHITTY GOD!I SAID IT, THERE I FUCKING SAID IT!DARK PRIESTS ARE FUCKING CHEATING WHORES!
>>13261609Y'know, I can't help but think, every time this whole "Yeah, but we've got nukes" thing comes up, that somewhere in all of that ancient, arcane magical knowledge, there should be something strong enough to mitigate a nuclear blast.
>>13261624The problem would be deploying those nukes efficiently.Because straight up Yuri mind controlling the guys at the launch silo.
>>13261622Best girl is never main girl. It's common anime cliche
>>13261578
>>13261627Yeah I know...There's only sadness now.
>>13261621Charon please come back to bed. I don't care if someone's wrong on the internet.
>>13261631Sadness and Frogs.
>>13261627Isn't that more audience interpretation?I always figured that the author TRIES to make the main girl best girl. They just don't succeed very often. The division then occurs when the author either agrees with his audience, that this side character he made is Best Girl, at which point she gets a bigger role and may even "Win", or continues to cling to the false notion that Main Girl is Best Girl, thus she wins because that's what the author wants.
>>13261623Nuh uh anti NRT measures.You focus too much on the negatives, say your wife cheats on you, that's when you sleep with ten times the number of women to the number of men she sleeps with before dumping her ass.Jeez, you... what nationality are you?
>>13261629Why would I need to stay ready?
>>13261624You remember how super duper magic works right?>>13261626>yuri mind controllingQUE?
>>13261635More or less.
So who is playing Bunnyblack?
>>13261636I'm living in the nation of Bitterstan.
>>13260830Why are MGs in street clothes so much better than when they are in the succuslut tier outfits they normally wear?
>>13261642You should move to Enjoyanation. It's much more pleasant there.
>>13261644HA! GAY!
>>13261624Depends on the setting. If magic users are capable of setting off 15 megaton explosions then I'm sure some magical counter is possible. If they can't output that much energy I doubt they could stop it.
>>13261641Was it translated recently translated?
>>13261645No.It's cheaper and I don't have to be hitched down by some slut.It's wonderful.
>>13261651translation patch was just released
>>13261654Then I'm going to be playing it soon.
>>13261641Downloading it right now. Thanks for letting me know, friend.
>>13261624Magic is a product of the living world. By this I mean, a reflection of nature's power, seeing as there is nothing in nature that could stop a nuke, my money 's on the bomb.
>>13261653But the food's better, the healthcare is better, the job market is better, the housing is better, and the women are better. Why would you toil away when you could be enjoying life?
>>13261661My reasons are my own.
>>13261657>>13261651Doesn't that purple haired one have a dick? I feel like it's a very common reaction image.Also a patch on April 1st? Totally legit
>>13261666Fair enough. I hope you realize that you're missing out though.
>>13258269Cute but tragic. His daughter will kill him with moe, won't she?
>>13261667It can happen.And last I checked she's 100% female.
>>13261667If you mean that "I'm aroused but not amused image, it's a shoop.
>>13261667>SpoilerYeah, I'm a little concerned too, but I needed to download it anyway, so it's worth a try.
>>13261679Let's hope more things are completed soon, like Rance 6 and Galzoo.
>>13261660I wonder what would happen if you shot a nuke at the most powerful cyclone recorded. Mother nature can do some scary shit man.
>>13261649Fair enough point.
>>13261667http://exhentai.org/s/4fcaa49328/266861-106Looks fine to me.
>>13261553Did that series ever get updated?I remember she became more and more genuinely in love with him over time, but that last one I saw was where she was stuck in a wall and trying to solicit rape.
>>13261667She's female>>13261679Aroduc often releases game on April Fools.
So, I had a weird, Harry Potter-based thought. Just. bear with me for a moment.So, in that universe, Wizards and Witches each get a wand, right? Given to them based upon a pre-destined "Reaction" upon first exposure to it. Now these wands are all made with a variety of magical components, including many ingredients extracted from magical creatures.So, my thought is this. Say such magical implements were made from ingredients donated by MGs. Would they themselves be attracted to a pre-destined wizard, much the way the wands made from their donations are? If a wand were made from parts given by a number of MGs, would they be okay with sharing the wizard it went to?Scale of 1-10, how stupid is this thought?
>>13261684>Rance VIWould you destroy your waifu's wings and keep her in your dungeon?
>>13261692There was one more update after the one that started with her stuck in the wall, as far as I know.It features her turning out to be a princess and the introduction of her frustrated dark elf aide.http://exhentai.org/g/757255/1ff420bfbd/
>>13261705I would not keep Kamilla locked up as British 2.0, dammit.You the guy who talked about replaying Quest for god knows what reason a while ago? How's that coming along?
>>13261609The text in that picture nearly gave me a brain hemorrhage the grammar was so bad.
>>13261701It's a 5. It's not very stupid nor very bright. Monster girls will be attracted based on specimen not based on type. However a certain type is more likely to enjoy a more specific male. In the end though type 7-10 are going to have unicorn nozzles and demon milking apparatus as their wand type.
>>13261686Either the explosion dissipates the cyclone or you're gonna have a raging whirlwind of fire. Whatever happens, it's gon be fucked.
>>13261708Got some uni assignments due before Easter which has delayed me.
>>13261701Solid 10. Wizards lose their power if they get laid. No way they'd want someone "destined" to depower them. They'd just wind up making stuff from dead monsters if that was the case.
>>13261721>Wizards lose their power if they get laidIn what canon?
>>13261717Ain't that a pain. I'd go through it myself again, but I'm still sore over my data poofing away after investing so much time into it, so I'd wait until it's translated before going through that again.
>>13261725My thoughts exactly.
>>13261721/tg/ plsanon plsinternet meme pls
>>13261725In internet canon. How long have you used the internet?
>>13261725Did you just get the internet?
>>13261725Depends on the setting, that shit is not universal.
>>13261733>>13261734>internet canonYou get out of here with your headcanon nonsense.
>>13261740>Headcanon is badThere's your problem.
>>13261743>lel, internet canon is super legitReally?
>Oh? A human in this forest?>Are you perhaps lost?
>>13261747What part of my comment are you quoting?
>>13261748No ma'am. Are you?
>>13261747Internet canon supersedes headcanon and threadcanon however it does not supersede canon. Find me in a place where the MGE does not find wizards to be virgins above the age of thirty.
>>13261748This is my land so no.
>>13261715Would the nuke even go off? What is you nuked an erupting volcano?
>>13261757>it does not supersede canonYou're an idiot. Anything supersedes anything if it pleases someone better. We're not dogmatic here you you sillybuns.
>>13261757>Internet canon supersedes headcanon and threadcanonNo.
>>13261754>N-No, I am merely on a patrol of my kingdom and thought you might be in need of aid...>>13261761>T-This is Elven land, home of the mighty Elven kingdom!
>>13261768Would you like to come over to my place? It's warmer and cozier than the woods.
>>13261763I was on your side until you called me a silllybuns. Now I throw you to the dogs. Enjoy it Silly willy.
>>13261748>Yes, unfortunately I'm afraid I'm lost. Do you know of a place I can stay tonight? It's almost night and I'd rather not spend another night on the forest floor.
>>13261768Not according to the deed, now I'm willing to have a sit down with your chief or whoever but this land is mine.
So tell me about Nyanon. Why does he wear the mice? Seriously though, I wanna write about a mouse now. Am I infringing on his kingdom?
>>13261775>Why does he wear the mice?He doesn't wear them, they just perpetually cling to him like armor that may or may not be constantly raping him.
>>13261775No. People don't get to claim a Monster for themselves. That's why Alp ripped off Junko and got away with it.
>>13261775A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED WRITEFAG
What are the sickest fetishes you'd consent to if your monstergirl waifu wanted to try them?
>>13261773>There is a hostel for humans that wish to stay in our kingdom, it's where >>13261774 is living now, although he seems to think he has ownership.>>13261771>Hah, silly human, the woods provide all I need.>>13261774>These lands have been inhabited by my people since ancient times! Your human laws have no authority here!>Now prepare the hostel for >>13261773, he wishes to indulge in the generosity of the Elves.
>>13261788I'd drink her pee.
>>13261781>Alp ripped off Junko and got away with it.No, I let him write about Junko. Nyanon quit cheesing through your history lessons.
>>13261775He doesn't actually write about mice that much. He seems ill disposed to write about double maus. He had one mice character in a CYOA and then another semi mice character in another. Regardless there were as many cats as there were mice. In his pastebinned story there were no mice at all. While the man may love mice he does not write about mice if that's what you're supposing.
>>13261788Consensual sex in the missionary position in the dark, hand holding and leg locking for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>13261788Tickling her with her own plucked feathers.
>>13261762I don't know, I'm not a physicist.
>>13261790>hostelMam I don't think you realize where you are, but you probably wouldn't considering it seems you haven't had any interaction with outsiders for quite a while which explains why you still believe you have land.
>>13261795I know you keep saying it's okay, but it still makes Alp a no good, unoriginal stinky-pants. Who is going to release an update today, by the way.
>>13261805Alp are you self deprecating again?
>>13261807It's the early morning and my eyes hurt from reading for two hours straight before going to bed. So it's only natural. Creepy-crawly coming up later.
>>13261809I love me some spaghetti jap.
>>13261807I want to marry an Alp! They'd be the only Monster Girl I'd realistically have a chance with that isn't complete and utter garbage tier.
>>13261809Speaking of updates, I need to get to writing.But Bunnyblack and MGQP......
>>13261811Think of the slimes. No one thinks of the slimes.
>>13261814I've been thinking of two Slimes, actually.>>13261813Yeah, me too. But I've got Gundam to watch. Lots and lots of Gundam.
>>13261794That's my fetish.
>>13261818>Lots and lots of GundamThis is strange. I'm marathoning Gundam series as well
>>13261818>GundamG Gundam? Either way, I need to write about ass kicking and brainstorm about an idea I got recently.
>>13261822Nah, I finished Unicorn yesterday and I'm starting 00 today.
>>13261788I'd crossdress as a princess and pretend to be a girl princess that she has come to defile and make her property, that's when she tears my panties off and rides my rock hard cock long into the nightI swear I'm not gay
>>13261818Which Gundams?
>>13261825Eh, I wouldn't say you're gayBut you're something. I don't know what, but it's something
>>13261788I just want to cut off her head, and take out her heart.
>>13261827I refer you to>>13261824
>>13261828A massive slut?
>>13261641So anybody figure out if the patch is a legit translation yet? Downloading now but figured I might as well ask.Need to be in Japanese locale for this one?
>>13261832Let's go with that
>>13261825You're as gay as J. Edgar Hoover. That shouldn't tell you much.
>>13261832A sissy slut.
>>13261836Sissies like getting pegged thoHe doesn't like getting pegged, does he?
>>13261825I don't believe you for one fucking second.
>>13261824What shows have you watched? I want to test your taste on OP's
>>13261836Definitely a sissy.
>>13261840Wouldn't be surprised, its like half a step away from what he already wants.
>>13261840I don't know but I do. But the waifu prefers to play Prince and Dragoness, which doesn't involve pegging.>>13261844I've seen everything from the Early Universal Century, but that's it. I only started watching this stuff to get ideas for mechs and Wurms fighting and then I ended up loving it.
>>13261788Having other people watch us having sex, wither in person or over the internet.
>>13261748I'm going to hold your hand and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>13261828I'm into role reversal shit, and I'd gladly want to be called a nickname like 'Princess' but as a whole I typically don't like wearing dresses or actually want to be a girl. But honestly aside from finding crossdressing and pretending to be a girl (That'd make me a trap I guess? I've passed as one in real life before), and the usual tender loving femdom, and maybe on occasion roguher femdom, I don't really have much other kinks.>>13261832I'd gladly be a slut for my waifu.>>13261835I don't know who that is>>13261840Ew, fuck no. I don't like ass play of any kind, either giving or receiving. I'd gladly be sexually bullied by her, but not that kind of stuff.
>>13261849Alp, Jesus Christ, man. You just admitted to liking to getting pegged. You know that right?
>>13261854And this is a problem for you because...?
>>13261854This is actually a surprise to you?
>>13261849>I've seen everything from the Early Universal Century, but that's it. I only started watching this stuff to get ideas for mechs and Wurms fighting and then I ended up loving it.So you've seen 0079, 0080, 08th MS, 0083, Zeta, ZZ, CCA, and Unicorn all in the span of like two weeks?+Igloo and the 1st episode of OriginJesus Christ!You should also have watched F91 and Victory before you went off on AU tangents.
>>13261853J. Edgar Hoover. You're not American are you?
>>13260003Is there an e-hentai link to this? >inb4 git gud
>>13261858>in the span of like two weeksWhat? No, it's been several months.
>>13261853>I typically don't like wearing dressesWait a minute...
>>13261860__________No, git gud._________
>>13261853>I don't know who that isPlease tell me you're not American, actually if you're Nordic that would make a lot of sense.
>>13261859Yes.>>13261863W-What's wrong?
>>13261854>alp is a faggotHUGE surprise there.
>>13261869>faggotNotto thisu shitto again.
>>13261868So you're an American and you don't know who J. Edgar Hoover is? Please kill yourself now.
>>13261868Then I leave you with this wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Edgar_Hoover
>>13261870>I lik to take things up the ass but a I'm totally not gay Nope, not doing this again you're a fucking faggot and this is not up for debate.
>>13261862He has a point though. You should've watched F91 and Victory before going to the AUAlp a baka
>>13261853>Wants to dress up and act perfectly like a girl>But totally doesn't want to take anything in the ass and only likes girlsI'd call bullshit if I hadn't seen this before. Its still fucking retarded and makes no sense though.
>>13261849You been 08th MS Team and 0083, yes? I do hope so, as those're both excellent.I'd also highly recommend motherfuckin' G Gundam. Check out SEED if you want, but for the love of God stay away from Destiny. 00 is good, and you mentioned you're starting on that. There's also Turn A, and I rather like Build Fighters. Try is iffy though. And then Reconguista gives me a headache.
>>13261874Nice bait you've got there.>>13261875Does it help that I HAVEN'T watched any of 00 yet, so I can still do it right?>>13261877Yeah, 08th MS Team might be my personal favorite at the moment.
>>13261883>08th MS TeamGood taste man.
>>13261871>>13261873>First director of the FBI>Helped make it into what it is today>Had secret files on presidents>Made FBI to his own personal police forceI'm not the allusion, please spell it out like I'm 5 years old.>>13261876Well I'm not some trannie, I just like pretending to be the cute girl in a sexual situation, and typically like doing feminine things. I don't see what any of that has to do with shoving things up assholes or liking dick.
>>13261874He didn't bait so good.
>>1326188308th MS team is phenomenal. I applaud you with this fine tasteBut yeah, if you haven't begun 00 yet, I suggest going back and burning through F91 and Victory. Can't say you've watched UC without those two
>>13261888But anon, this is going to increase my backlog again! Why do you do this to me?
>>13261886>I just like pretending to be the cute girl in a sexual situation, and typically like doing feminine things>not some trannie>a person who tries to look, dress, and act like a member of the opposite sex; especially : someone who medically changes himself or herself into a member of the opposite sexBruh...
>>13261886>I just like pretending to be the cute girl in a sexual situation, and typically like doing feminine things>I don't see what any of that has to do with shoving things up assholes or liking dick.I'd call you a not smart person, but you also didn't know who J. Edgar Hoover was so you already know you're dumb.
>>13261886Fact: liked to dress up like women. Disputable: Had a gay lover.
>>13261893F91 is just a movie Alp, quick and easy.Victory though...well, have fun.
>>13261898>J. Edgar HooverLiterally who? The name rings a bell, but I'm not an americlap
>>13261896I'm not out telling people to "refer to me by my pronouns thon/thon" or want to chop my dick off. Also I can actually pass as a girl unlike 90% of them. I know I'm a boy.>>13261898Pls no bully>>13261899OK, thank you
>>13261906>have funI can see what's going on here.>>13261907You know, I'm far from an American chap, but you really, really should know.
>>13261911Is he relevant? What has he done? There's a hoover dam isn't there? Is he some kind of architect?
>>13261909You're an alp so saying no bully just makes me bully you harder, though I guess that's your fetish.>>13261907Yeah but 'he' is one that's why I'm calling 'him' stupid.
>>13261916Tell you what, go watch the movie about him. Leonardo DiCaprio plays him. Then you can pretend, at least.
>>13261907The 2nd most important person in American law enforcement history aside from Allan Pinkerton
>>13261893Because bullying is funAnd because F91 and Victory are pretty good. Though Victory is long
>>13261909>thinking tumblr trannie is a catch all
>>13261916Lol, no. He built federal law enforcement in America. He also was a know paranoid tapper and pervert. He was a multi faceted man that was a big part of bureaucratic history in the United States.
>>13261920>go watch the movie about him.I don't like Leo DiCaprio, and I don't know who this guy is nor does he seem that important or relevant, so why should I watch a movie about him?>>13261921Who is Allan Pinkerton?
>>13261916This level of ignorance is cringe worthy dude, just fucking google the guy.
>>13261926>I don't like Leo DiCaprioWha- Bu- WHAT?
>>13261922You do realize that the time I'm going to spend downloading those and then watching them is going to come off of Creepycrawly time? One paragraph is all I've written anon.>>13261926Oh fuck, we took that bait.
>>13261929Isn't he the scientologist actor?
>>13261909>chop my dick offThanks, you just reminded me of something very unpleasant.
>>13261931That's Tom Cruise. Leo is the Inception guy.
>>13261931That's Tom Cruise and that other fag.
>>13261907The first Director of the FBI, and was for most of the 20th century. He did turn the FBI into what it is to day, but he was an asshole. He blackmailed and spied on people he did'nt like by using the FBI's resources. He also might have liked dressing up as a girl.
>>13261926>Who is Allan PinkertonOH LAWD, have you ever played Red Dead Redemption? Those government guys who fuck with you throughout the game are Pinkerton Detectives.In short Allan Pinkerton is responsible for creating the most successful detective organization in American history, said organization serving as the precursor to the FBI, created by Hoover.
>>13261930>Gain knowlege of the UC >But then adorably cute creepy crawly story gets delayedDamn it Alp. Damn you for creating such a predicamentCompromise: do a chap of creepy crawly while they both DL. Then, by time you finishe a chapter, or two depending on your internet, you get to take a break and resume marathnation
>>13261937Fact: He did like to dress up like a girl.
>>13261939Tell you what, here's what I'll do. I'll start downloading them, go to the grocery store, come back, and then I'll write the update, and then I'll get to watching. Everybody wins.
>Just wanted to confess my fetish for being a little girl for my waifu and bullied by her>Sparked a discussion on American Law Enforcement OfficialsS-Sorry guys
>>13261942I thought that was just a rumor.
>>13261947It's educational and isn't a shit storm, and honestly it's probably better than your discussion topic anyways.
>>13261929I dunno. I was forced more or less to sit though his romeo and juliette movie in school for english and I just came to hate him.>>13261927I mean, what's the point in knowing about a guy who I don't care about? This is the first time I've ever seen him spoken about, so it clearly isn't information that crucial to me.>>13261937Oh. Well that's cool to know I guess. Might come up on some kind of trivia thing some time. Maybe>>13261938No man I'm a poorfag. He sounds like a cool dude, though.
>>13261945Perfect. Glad to see we've all come to a peaceful conclusionRemember to eat your veggies, alp.
Geez, I get distracted by Vidya and I miss out on the gundam talk. Just finished War in the Pocket, dat Kampher and Alex. Night everyone, don't burn down the thread. The Nightmare of Solomon is best girl.
>>13261951I'll be back with that update in like, three or four hours.
>>13261953>KampherNever speak of that word again. It was an awful anime.
>tfw your Monster Girl girlfriend embarrasses you on your first date.
>>13261947Better than you talking about how you want to be the little girl.
>>13261775Just got back from work. I lay no claim to all mice, if you want to write about them I shall eagerly await the finished product.>>13261796Doublemaus was meant to be a one shot and I'd rather focus on prose stories. I'd just like to write other stuff for a bit.
>>13261957Whats wrong anon? You don't like "Small Child Ruins Everything" the gundam show? It wasn't the best and certainly isn't a 08th MS team but it was a good way to burn an afternoon.
>>13261953Wife is laying the next clutch, keep those extinguishers handy people.
>>13261962I'm not talking about Gundam here.
>>13261961>I lay no claim to all miceI smell a lie
>>13261953>The Nightmare of Solomon is best girl.Yes.>>13261957>>13261962I think maybe he's referring to the fanservice heavy anime about super-powered girls fighting each other, with one girl having been genderswapped and in the end marries himself after a weird cloning something or other, rather than the sweet-ass piece of mecha sexiness that it was named for.
>>13261961>I lay no claim to all miceBut all mice lay claim to you.
>>13261958>tfw you will never go back in time and make EMG a bunch of short stories about different MG couples instead of the harem clusterfuck it is now
>>13261962>Small Child Ruins EverythingIs this another one of those fucking situations where they decide to make a small child character the mastermind, only to be revealed that the annoying little shit they've been trying to push the entire show is the one trying to fuck them over?Because god damn that shit always leaves a bitter taste in my mouth over how shitty of a twist it is.
>>13261639Not lesbianism, much cooler entirely.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L6jhIpfUuA
>>13261967I lay claim to the mice that want me.>>13261970 is the result though.
>>13261969Yes, that's what I was talking about.
>>13261958>She pulls you closer and glares at all the people staring at you>Huffs about all the people staring at you like you're some kind of freak for dating her
>>13261962God Al was the most annoying piece of garbage I've ever seen. Kiki, Letz, and Katz from MSG can't even reach that level of annoyance
>>13261974>Controls AlcatrazThat's a pretty shitty base choice.
>>13261972But that's what the precursor comic strips were.>>13261973More like small, innocent child gets caught between two people in love, while at the same time learning that they are a military test pilot and an enemy spy, the two utterly unaware of this, right to the day when they enter a battle to the death, while the young boy looks on, helpless and unable to tell them the truth.
>>13261984So it's a story about shitty love between two dense as all fuck characters, taken from the point of view of a beta shota.Yeah, I think I'll leave this one alone.
>>13261984War in the Pocket would've been better if it didn't have Al
>>13261986Other from Alex and the Kampher, WitP is completely skippable and completely forgettable
>>13261986Well, they're far from dense, just good at their jobs.Spy doesn't let people know he's a spy, military test pilot never breaks confidentiality agreements.>>13261989Probably.
>>13261980>KatzI will argue that one, Al actually manages to be useful And is 8 or something. Katz was in his teens and was still a massive moron.It's like he hit his head on a rock or something>>13261973No, Als just a very young kid and behaves as such. Most of his decisions backfire splendedly
>>13261986They're not dense. It's literally a special forces spy and a girl the guy knows is an officer but doesn't know is the test pilot of the thing he's sent to destroy. Al is a legit dumb kid though. But he's portrayed like a real kid which is kind of rare.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn7KgXhwwI
>>13261992>It's like he hit his head on a rock or somethingOh you card
>>13261993>>13261991Still sounds like unnecessary rage inducing drama to me, but at least the show isn't that important to the continuity.
>>13261994One of the best parts of ZetaYazan would be a Salamander. No question about it.
>>13261997No. That's implies people being stupid. Instead it's more like a typical Shakespearean tragedy.
>>13262000Man, even though you were supposed to feel really emotional when Katz does it's really hard to feel any other emotion other from joy and laughter
>>13262000>Not a turtle girlYou know nothing Jon Snow
>>13262002Yeah, unnecessary rage inducing drama.I fucking hate Shakespeare, especially tragedy stories.They're always caused because someone is a fucking idiot, or because someone is too prideful, whichever fatal flaw is the flavor of the week.Shit gets old man.
>>13262005Hey it succeeds in making you feel something.>>13262006Kappa with a turtle tattoo maybe. Still doesn't fit his personality in my oppinion
>>13262009Remember, comedy is just tragedy with a happy ending.
>>13262012>Not ejecting out of her suit tucked in her shell every time>Not living in the sewers in ZZDon't make me reiterate it.She'd be like the anti-Gamera. Yazana is foe to children.
>you will never triumph over a lizardman in battle>you will never have a devoted lizard wife
>>13262031I'd prefer a fiery Salamander over a Lizardman, personally.
>Anon, husbando of a powerful Wight who rules a large swath of territory as her undead kingdom was spotted by scouts of The Order>He appeared despondent and depressed, and he was presumed to be a captive slave>A small recon force was dispatched to attempt a rescue, seeing his proximity to the Wight as a goldmine of intel>The truth of the matter was that when he was spotted, he was just pouting because the Wight had meetings to attend on their anniversary>Stealthily infiltrating her territory, making it to her castle and beginning their search for him, they notice the smell of food cooking>Undead don't eat regular food, do they? Time to investigate>They find a kitchen, with Anon busily preparing food at a stove>Thinking he's been forced to cook for other slaves, they enter the kitchen and call out to him, one member of the group putting his daggers down on the counter>"Hey! Don't put those there! Food goes there, where have those things even been?!">Shocked and confused, the group explains their purpose to Anon and make to escort him out of the castle, but Anon resists and tells them that they're being very rude in trying to kidnap him>Unsure of how to proceed, they decide to play along until they find a good moment to simply snatch him and run>Until the Wight waltzes into the kitchen, that is>They freeze in fear, sure that they'll be killed on the spot>"Oh, friends of yours, sweetie? They'll stay for dinner of course, right? Here, let me help you, we'll need a lot more food to feed our guests!">The group ended up eating and awkward dinner surrounded by various undead, watching the Wight and Anon fawn all over each other the entire time>Still a bit befuddled by the whole thing, the group is sent off after dinner, half the castle waving goodbye to them>They return to the church, which is furious that they've failed in their mission to bring Anon back with them, to give their report>"We uh, have no fucking clue what happened either, sir."
>>13262016>comedy is just tragedy with a happy endingThe title La Divine Comédie suddenly makes sense.
>>13262031And I had though Gundam had conquered the thread. I would still triumph over a lizard wife but I would be merciful and treat her well.
>>13262037Dat tail.
>>13262039>Some curious men in the group wind up wandering back to the Undead Kingdom>Later scouting reports indicate that they've been "Captured" themselves>Actually married some of the single Undead Girls they had dinner with
>>13262041Gundam just pops up time to time.Lotta folks seem to have /tg/ /a/ /m/ backgrounds.Norris Packard is a lizard man.Delicious Gouf Custom, how I love thee
>>13262052So, what? Make Aina a Human Boy, her brother into a half-crazy Wight, and Shiro into a Lizardman too?
>>13262046AUAGHH!!Pervert.
>>13262052You can spout gibberish at me all day. That doesn't make it true.
>>13262046>liking that partHow lewd.
>>13262056Shirohebi stays a boy, Aina's brother stays a boy who Norris serves out of honor rather than love., Aina I don't know what to make.Crazy hair has some bad parental abandonment issues
>>13262077^Shiro, friggen auto correct needs to stop
>>13262077>Shirohebi stays a boyHow about we don't do that lest we start another shitstorm.
>>13262082>Not knowing Shiro AmadaEven I knew what that typo meant anon.
>>13262082Eh, if shiro was made an MG I'd peg him as that. His obsession with Aina was a little weird.
>>13262099Make way for best girl tho.
>>13262104I want her to stay an extremely slutty human girl. And that's why she never gets laid on screen.
>>13262104But thats not Hamon/Puru/Puru 2
>>13262104She looks like she would make a good succubus, especially with that flashy style.Or maybe a Thunderbird, she does look like an 80's rocker after all.
>>13262111She'd be a good cock-starved Holst though.
Dead patient for a dead thread.This picture makes me think of what a husband would do to make his Lich waifu amused during resurrections.
>>13262146>"Hhhrgghh... huuuugs...">"Honey, stop that, it's creepy">"Honey, hugs!">"Please tell me I didn't mess up your brains">"Braiiiins!">"No sex for a week">"I'm okay, I'm okay!"
>>13262052>Norris Packard is a lizard manI feel conflicted.
This thread needs more fluffy!
>>13262163I agree!More kumiho stories when?
>>13262163>BraidDick status: MUH
May I Introduce you to my newest character, the Lady Tsukumi.She will be the focus in chapter 13.
>>13262166>kumihoWhere are the paladins and flamethrowers when you need them?
>>13262155Do not wait for me, Anon. For I have found the place where I am to die.
>>13262172I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'd hit it.
>>13262174Please remember not all Kumiho want to turn into disgusting foul human women.They are all aware now of the curse that befalls them when they do it, so most have given up.
>>13262174Sleeping. Together. The flamethrowers were loved too much and became tsukogami.
>>13262178That's what they want you to think. It makes it easier to prey on young men.
>>13262180Good end.
>>13262180Fuck you.
How do we feel about montergirls and trench warfare?
>>13262186Save it for daytime. And I love traumatizing MGs.
>>13262186One is good, the other is lame. Now go to line 244 and read.http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ
>>13262188Why? Is nighttime a bad time to talk about different things or something? >>13262189Oooh, spaghetti jap.
>>13262172What are you talking about?
>>13262191I doubt most people who'd like to talk about it are up.
>>13262189NO. BAD ALP. I WANT MY BUTTSNAKES. Asides from that, a qt3.14 afraid of the light is pretty moe. Good read, I wish I could do cute as well as you.
>>13262186Remember anon, the price of a mile is 83,000 men! Make sure to tell your waifu what you learned about WW1
>>13262200No bully please.
>>13262189>Adopt the qt3.14 spaghetti creepy-crawly into your household>Find yourself getting faintly aroused by her scent>Meanwhile wonder how the fuck to help her adjust to normal lifeGood. All very, very good. Short, but cute and sweet. Thanks for this pleasant read Alp.
>>13262200You think it's cute now, but what about when she has to be taken to the dentist to get her teeth fixed up?
>>13262206MAMONO MANA
>>13262209Not in these parts dude.
>>13262210>monstergirls with messed up teethNow listen here. Don't you be breaking my immersion.
>>13262205Glad to see something I make matters to people enough for them to comment on it.>>13262212Try and stop me. There's going to be dentistry going on sonny.
>>13262189>There's nothing lewd about this.Yes there is! Turbo lewd creepy-crawly sniffing.The MC is pretty thoughtful. I wonder if he'll try to eventually enlist Sunshine's help to fix Nojiko up.
>>13262217Oh no, I introduced the lonely GMILF only for her to never become relevant.
>>13262219You wouldn't dare.
>>13262221That was sarcasm. She's going to do motherly things eventually. Which is a long time from now.
>>13262215You fiend.
>>13262223Don't you want to hold a creepy-crawly's hand while she gets scary drills in her teeth? Don't you want to be there to comfort her so she doesn't go nuts and try to escape from the bright light shining on her face?It's for her own good anon.
>>13262222Yeah, I realized just after hitting submit. Sorry, caffeine deprivation not doing my brain any favors.
>>13262226...Fiiine.
>>13262227Now that you mention it, I haven't had any today either.>>13262230Don't you go taking that tone man, you haven't earned the right to act all bratty at your age.
>>13262226You're way too good at tugging my heartstrings, Alp.
>>13262235Well that's nice to hear. Wish I was good at making serious stuff. Or smut.
>>13262233You'll never make me! But yeah, get good at smut. Man has two boners, and you can't just stroke the one in the heart.
>>13262238Now how do I get good at smut?
Huh, this is the only place where that annoying 4chan assistant thing doesn't show up. I wish I knew how to turn the damn thing off.
>>13262239Read lots of it, and take pointers, I guess. Helps to have a clear image in your mind and describe every little thing happening, every scent every sound, each tiny movement, in as much dirty detail as you can muster
>>13262245>Read lots of itI do that already! Oh well. It'll come in time and with experience, I guess.
>>13262248I mean asides from that, I dunno man. It would be arrogant of me to assume I write good smut in the first place.
>>13262256Practice makes perfect, right? Or at least less shitty.
>>13262260>Practice makes perfect, right?Exactly.
>>13262269Maybe I'll get up some Satyrs next week. Sadly my plans for doing something special for my first anniversary as a writefag didn't happen.
>>13262189>musky Oomukade scentWhy hello there boner. Didn't expect to see you.
>>13262270No prob. Do something for your fifth. If these threads last that long.
>>13262279Please do not sexualize the scent of sweat and masturbation.>>13262282Okay...
>>13262284Are you telling the that innocent little centipede was furiously shlicking while watching the protagonist?Inconceivable.
>>13262290Healthy adolescent sexdrive.
>>13262284>Scent of sweat and masturbation.>Not sexualOh Alp, you silly.>>13262290>>13262294What a naughty girl. Did she fantasize after holding his hand?
>>13262300>afterI think you're confused. See, it was her nest where the smell was, the place where she lived, with all her rags and clothes she never washed. That nest was all smelly long before the MC moved in to the house. And she's bound to be a stinky creepy crawly when she has no access to anything to wash with.
>>13262304God dammit, Alp. Stop making me look forward to creepy-crawly washing shenanigans.
>>13262304Obviously, of course.I'm just questioning if, after the time she held his hand...y'know, nevermind. No point in explaining this.
>>13262307Why? Is it too gross for you to like?>>13262309The answer is yes.
>>13262311Now here's a more easily understood question.Did she masturbate while holding his hand the first night she slept under his bed?
>>13262311Way too gross. I can't wait to read it so I can complain how gross it was.
>>13262325Yes, she has two hands and spending your life hiding in people's walls teaches you to schlick quietly.
>>13262189Nojiko a cute
>>13262329Nojiko a lewd.
>>13262329Cute seems to be the only thing I can do. Not sure how to feel about it.
>>13262331If you have a quality, be proud of it. Let it define you.
>>13262327Lewd. Wonderfully, wonderfully lewd.>>13262331Cute is good. Embrace the cute.
>>13262332>>13262333Fine. Just you wait until I turn Andrea into the cutest of them all!
>>13262331Be proud of what you can do. Cute is better than you think.
>>13262341But is it enough?
>>13262343It's enough.It'll do, Pig.
>>13262337Wouldn't that require you to actually write more of Vertex? Like, a lot more?
>>13262331You're also pretty good at teasing with lewd stuff. Now you just have to to git gud at delivering it.
You wouldn't give your human son an arranged marriage with monster girl royalty for your own personal gains, would you?
>>13262356Well, yes. But it's not like I wasn't going to do that eventually anyway. I just need to wrap up the smutty parts of Philosowurm and the rest of Sea Slime and then I'll have less stuff to occupy me.>>13262358Teach me sempai?
>>13262364Of course not. I'd do it for his sake.
>>13262364Why would he need to? He already has his loving monster onee-san, and our family is already high ranking. It's better to keep the bloodline pure.
>>13262364Of course not. I'd do it for his gain.
>>>http://pastebin.com/Ay4ub7bR (Blood Cheese and Thunder)So I did a little MG trench warfare thingy. This is just a short test to see how it is, and I think it's pretty fun to write about. I like it. I'l continue this whenever I feel dark and edgy and want to give cute little girls mean nightmares stained in the taste of blood, steel and cheese.I need to stop starting new things before finishing old things.
>>13262364I know she might not get along with his Aunt, but that young Apophis Princess made such an appealing case for herself.
>>13262366I'm no smut connoisseur, the best I can do is going over the last couple of lewd scenes you wrote later and maybe give some advice that may or may not be useful.
>>13262364I'd do it to make him happy. Better he marry some snobby vampire then some ogre or slime or human.
>>13262375>MG trench warfare thingyI'm not even sure I want to read that.
>>13262377>laterWhen is later? I'll be here all day because it's one of those days again.
>>13262379Up to you man. Dooo eeet fggit
>>13262380Probably in another four hours or so.
>>13262384I don't know... war stories tend to be unpleasant.>>13262386I see.
>>13262388I tried to make it as cute as it is messed up, but I mean I guess its not for everyone. Not to worry. I have an essay to procrastinate on, so that means I'll be writing more ghoul.
>>13262392Right then. More Ghoul is good. I'll just... let the trenches stay where they belong. History books.
>>13262395;_; 'K.
>>13262399I just don't like anything the author is willingly describing as "dark and edgy".
>>13262375>sound of burnt flesh, the scent of screamsIs this a typo or are the poor bastards so out of it they're experiencing synesthesia?
>>13262401That was a more tongue in cheek jab at the content matter. I'm only joking man, you don't have to read it, obviously. It's not like I expect this to be massively popular.>>13262403The latter. There are a few times I've mixed up senses to demonstrate how messed up this style of warfare is. It's deliberately contradictory like the line >The roaring silence of grim death
>>13262417>tongue in cheek jabSo is it grimderp or not? I don't want to be an asshole here but I also don't want to be saddened.
>>13262420Just read it. The setup is really grim, but the interaction of the characters is unexpectedly sweet. Or at least as much as it can be with two shell-shocked soldiers.Also, holly deathflags, Batman.
>>13262420It's just war man. It's a couple trying to act normal in a shell crater during a bombardment. It's what most humans do, I imagine. Pretend like nothing out of the norm is happening whilst the screams of hell surround them. Adapting.
>>13262422>>13262423I'll read it, but I'm not going to be happy.>just war manSo the worst thing ever?
>>13262426>So the worst thing ever?Yup
>>13262392>More ghoulYes, yes. Very good.
>>13262375Are you conspiring with Nyanon to make me like mousegirls? Because it's working.
>>13262367>>13262371>>13262378>Doing the 'parent knows what's best for you' shitFuck off, if you EVER say or do this you are a shitty parent, I know from experience
>>13262441Wasn't planning on it, but if that's the outcome i'm glad. i just wanted to write about trenches and a mousegirl was the most juxtaposed and contradictory and yet fitting at the same time I could think of. I mean, mice burrow and live in tunnels much like trenches, and mice have a great ability to adapt much like people do.
>>13262458'cept kids are dumb and don't know what's best for them.They'll adapt.
Oh, hey Grub did something new. http://pastebin.com/uamLAGSy
>>13262459Seems like a good choice all around. Their size also lends itself well to huddling together.
>>13262367>>13262371>>13262376>>13262378I hope you never have kids.
>>13262472And cheese. I really want some fuckin' cheese, but I've got nothing but that shitty plastic shit that comes in a stack of squares. Just thinking about it makes me sad.
>>13262473What guy is going to complain about being married to a princess and getting everything they could ever want for the rest of their lives without having to work for it?
>>13262479It's still their choice. And the princess might be a bitch.
>>13262466Is the story of Quill, the kitsune with the extraordinary anal circumference dead?
>>13262487>the princess might be a bitchYes, and?
>>13261958I still remember all those greentexts about a MG embarrassing her man in public numerous times.
>>13262487>still their choiceNo it isn't, they're not old enough to make decisions yet. And of course she's a bitch, just like he's a stud. Do you know what bitches and studs do?
>>13262479>>13262492kek this reminded me of all those anons saying 3d girls are gold diggers and shit
>>13262473You gotta help your kid make the right choices, or else they end up as strippers in some seedy club.
>>13262498B-but FREEDUMB!
>>13262498>You gotta help your kid make the right choicesYou help them by advising them, not by forcing and projecting your issues on them.
>>13262504>advising themFuck you dad, you don't know what's it like to be me! MY PAIN is unique in the history of mankind!
>>13262504But what is he's dead set on doing something stupid? That's when you need to step in as a parent and stop them from ruining his life. He'll learn to like it anyway.
DICK BUTT
>>13262479>>13262492>>13262496>>13262498>>13262503You guys must love KC's setting.
>>13262518I hate it, actually.
>>13262509Pretty sure everyone has gone through this phase, and if they didn't I'd be worried about them.>>13262512You learn from your mistakes.
>>13262523>everyoneThen worry for me.>You learn from your mistakesBut learning is useless when you ruin the only chance you will ever have.
>>13262523>School of hard knocks bullshitThere's mistakes that you can never come back from. It's a parent's responsibility to know when to step in and prevent that and when to back off and keep from smothering their kids.
>>13262527I'm pretty sure he'll live if he doesn't marry some spoiled brat.
>>13262523Sometimes you can never go back can fix your life after a mistake. I would rather my son live a good life by being a princess's loving husband and giving her strong heirs then him having to star in "independent" films to pay the rent.
>>13262535Nuh-huh, 'cuz then he's not FREE!
>>13262523>You learn from your mistakes.Care to make a point instead of spouting platitudes?Sadly not everyone learns in time or at all and there are mistakes that fuck one bad enough that hindsight won't matter.
i knew you guys were pathetic but holy shit
>>13262512Not him, but I'd watch him fuck up big, laugh in his face, tell him I told him so, and tell him when he comes crawling back, that dinner is on the table, but he has to mow the lawn next Saturday. And maybe next time he'll listen to me. And if there is no next time, I weep for the son I lost. And I'll build another. And I'll know what to do. I'll tell him his brothers story, It'll tell it to him many times before he sleeps, he needs to know that he is not him, this fight isn't his, and this time, he will stay here. He will obey me.And I will keep grieving for the son I sent to death.He is all that I have left.
>>13262539You can leave anytime.But you'll be back.They always come back.Unless you become a writefag and become popular first.
>>13262542but i like monster girls and this is the least terrible place to talk about them
>>13262541Wow, that's messed up. And it didn't have to be this way. You could've stopped this.
>>13262546I am sorry, because I was wrongAnd I'd take away the weight his shoulders had to bear.Because when he fell I was the only one that cared.And he fought bravely, and he died bravelyBut he was forsaken by the ones he wished to save.And when he died he died in vain.
>>13262545Then stay around and wait for the storm to pass. It always does. Drink some tea and listen to some music to sooth your soul.
>>13262550It's all your fault Walker.
>>13262542I became one of those two things sort of and I'm still here. Oh, what I said is completely redundant.Shut up, I'm tired.
>It's April 2nd>The tack is still hereThe fuck is this?
>>13262464At first it's 'they're kids, they're dumb'Then it 'they're teens, they're dumb'then it's 'they're young adults, they're dumb'then it's 'they have different political/social/etc views from me, they're dumb for sure'Parents who think they know what's best are just self centered egotistical cunts
>>13262556>sort ofSo did you or didn't you?
I used to think everyone here didn't deserve monster girls.This is proof you should never have children either.
>>13262556I should get to bed too. I'm thinking about super kung fu hinezumi with striking dragon style.
>>13262563If I could have gotten an arranged marriage with a frigging MG princess, I wouldn't have bitched at my dad for arranging it. I'd be more like>Thanks dad, I love you!
>>13262560I wrote a couple of green texts that were popular (I think) and then dropped off the face of the earth. And an adventurers story too
>>13262568I mean it's not like you can't divorce her and get alimony for life if it doesn't work out.
>>13262570Gauf?
>>13262568This is just like those pathetic parents that failed at something so they project their own wishes on their kids and force them to be good at what they couldn't.
>>13262573So what you're telling me is you'd rather your children be miserable than happy?
>>13262572I'm not in any of the writefag lists anon no.
>>13262576Yes, that's exactly what I said. Wow, you must know how to read minds or something.Context is key, anyway. Princess might be a bitch, my son could already be in love with someone else, etc.
>>13262577>not in any of the writefag listsOi what the fuck, that ain't fair for you mang.
>>13262578Love?! What does love have to do with marriage?
>>13262580I didn't do that much anyways. I got a mention on the blog so that's good enough for me.My pastebin name was Teacher Anon.
>>13262578>could always be in love with someone elseAt the age these things are arranged, no he couldn't. And I see no reason not have my son live with them from the moment they're engaged, so they'd grow on each other while growing up together. I seriously don't see anything wrong with this.
>>13262582I REMEMBER YOU!
>>13262588Awesome, are you the anon that ask for the update to Dietrich?
>>13262582Is that the Teacher Anon with the tsundere dragon bully student, or the Kindergarten teacher anon who has to deal with horny milfy mothers?
>>13262591I'm one such anon.
>>13262592Or another teacher with a milfy kitsune neightbour whos daughter was in his class?
>>13262582>Teacher Anon>Didn't do muchBull fucking shit you didn't. Link your pastebin please.
>>13262592The latter I believe. Dragon Bully was someone else. Interesting read though.
>>13262595http://pastebin.com/u/Teacher-Anon
>>13262599>Dietrich's AdventureI'm still waiting on that one, mate.
>>13262577Neither am I, though I'm fine with that.
>>13262595Was never too fussed with it, it was more important to me that people enjoyed what I wrote rather than trying to be a premier name.
What's going on in this thread?
>>13262603>it was more important to me that people enjoyed what I wrote rather than trying to be a premier name.That's why I write and also why I still read your stuff.
>>13262601Soon, anon. Power outage fucked me over but luckily I keep my notes in my head so I know how it goes down.Next character is going to be a sadistic blue Dragon. was toying with the idea of her kidnapping Dietrich because he intrigued her. It's going to be easier since you guys informed me her lighting is still a breath weapon.
>>13262607Good man anon. It also helps to love the anons and all their strange quirks.
>>13262599Heh. I forgot just how thirsty this kitsune milf was.
>>13262608>sadistic blue DragonWho is totally not Zappy-sama, right? I remember when that idea was given to you, but I'm not sure if I was involved with it or not.
>>13262603It's been a good while since I saw you, man.
>>13261667>>13261651So anyone checked it? Is the translation legit or not?
>>13262620I haven't tried it yet, I've got other things to do right now like writin' and AA2.
>>13262617Yes although I believe at the time someone wanted loli Zappy sama. Not sure how I felt about that so I just went with regular.Wanted to do sadistic black because acid maw a best (in my opinion) but I did sadistic blue to compromise.>>13262618Hello anon, how is your morning?
>>13262623>sadistic black because acid maw a bestI like you even more now. Let's be friends!
>>13262623>MorningI'm actually about to head to bed, but it's still roughly morning, so yeah good morning to you too I guess.
>>13262625We're already friends anon.
>>13262627Oh my.
>>13262627>>13262631Are you two gonna keep Alping it up or praise Black Dragons?
>>13262640There is something both tantalizing and frightening watching a Black Dragon ooze acidic drool as she stares hungrily at your manhood.Think of the fear boner anon.
>>13262648Think of it? Son, I'm the only sonnovagun in these parts who has done more than just that with it.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMN TACK STILL HERE
>>13262653It's a new feature for realsies.
>>13262654Would you like help with trolling?
>>13262653>8 in the morning on the east coast>Expecting the people running this shit now to be out of bed before noon
>>13262657>Not waking up at 5~6 A.M. everyday and going straight to work
>>13262658>Working
>>13262653What tack? I'm missing something?
What'cha doing nerds?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjwhXW7yI4
>>13262685Thinking if I should buy kittylitter today or next week. I'm leaning on today.
>>13262677I think someone mentioned it being like the old office paperclip. I don't see it either, since I use something else.>>13262685Playing through Bunnyblack. I think I fucked things up already though. I'm only level 3 or 4 and a lot of these fights are just fucking my team. Oh well, it is still real fun.
>>13262689>Playing through Bunnyblack.So translation is legit?1 or 2?
>>13262685Getting ready to go buy tea and a honeybun before a 75 mile drive.
>>13262691I don't know if its legit, since I don't have much to base it on, but things sound right to me. A couple hours into the first one.
>>13262694Is it fun, is it hot, is it good?
>>13262696Try it for yourself, friend. I don't know your tastes. I've enjoyed it so far though. Also, you get a scene pretty quickly into the prologue, so you can judge if you find it hot, I guess.
>>13262702>I don't know your tastesBut you know your own... oh well.
>>13262582 I pity Teacher Anon, hope things get better for him.... but what's up with so many MG's having young kids, but not husbands?
>>13262713War is Hell.
>>13262713In a way he's better off than the big guys.
>>13262717>the big guysDo we even have "big guys"? And no baneposting, bad!
>>13262718For you
>>13262718I wasn't baneposting, for fuck's sake.And I was talking about the more popular people who get bitched at and are the ones who have links in the blogs to their page.
>>13262720I wasn't saying you were, I said that preemptively. In case of this>>13262719
>>13262720Calm now anon, now's not the time for anger, that comes later.
>>13262727Oh, you think the darkness is your ally?
>Kraken makes a deal with a sea witch>In exchange for losing her voice, the witch will replace her tentacles with legs so she can live with the human boy on the surfaceIs it time for BODY LANGUAGE?
>>13262728>A Werebat baneposting a guy she's going after>"You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, molded by it, I didn't see the light until I was already a woman and by then it was nothing but BLINDING!">She knocks him over and sits on his face
>>13262787>"Ah, I was wondering which would break first. Your spirit... or your zipper!"
>>13262783Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>13262783>Kraken loses voice>Gets 8 human legs in exchange>Her crush gets scared and runs away from herThe horror.
>>13262798I tailored the story for the image.
>>13262803
>So you're walking through the streets down by the docks.>Not exactly the brightest thing for a kid your age to do, but bad decisions were kinda your thing.>And that wasn't more readily apparent than right now.>"Hey there Cutie, isn't it passed your bedtime?">"Are you lost? Or did you just wanna play with the grown-ups?">Out of the dark corners of an alley, a hovering manticore and the biggest damned oni you'd ever seen come forth.>Shit.>You don't have time for this.>"You're lookin' pretty sharp there, Kiddo." The oni states off-handedly, casually pulling off your hat and inspecting it in feigned interest. "Really like the hat and 'kerchief thing ya got going on there, it's pretty cute...">"Almost like you've been gift-wrapped for us." The manticore adds>...Dammit.>There was a book they gave you for this kinda shit.>Damned if you ever actually read the bloody thing, though.>"Look, ladies, I'd love to... chat... or whatever, but I really don't have time for-">"Then you best start making time, Kiddo." The oni cuts you off, bringing her face within inches of your own with a big, toothy sneer.>"Y'know, for a such a cutie, you're being awful rude..." The airborne manticore chimes in, hovering a little closer with her tail dangling beneath her.>"I can think of a few better ways to use that tongue of yours.">...Well, you're not getting out of this by being diplomatic.>Then again, it didn't exactly work out for your buddy Wheels that time at the Wurm orphanage, either.>Or your other buddy Brix that time at the war cemetary either.>...Or really any time you can think of, for that matter.>Diplomacy's bullshit.>You take a deep, soothing breath in, eyes closing, trying to think of an easy way out of this.>They start giggling as you do so, the oni steps forward.>"That's more like it, Kiddo.">"It'll be a lot easier on you this way, Cutie, trust me.">You exhale. Calmly. Controlledly.>With care, you lower the pair of bags you're carrying.>"Fuck it."
What's that damn manga / doujin that was talked about last thread called?It had some guy with a blessed dick purifying random demon girls by sexing them and a cow girl was there too.
>>13262871
>>13262890Blade play, I'm actually reading it right now.
>>13262871>Or your other buddy Brix that time at the war cemetery either.What happened at the war Cemetery?
>>13262817Thanks Grimsby
>>13262871run away dude. maybe you can reach the water before they catch you... i read somewhere that Oni can't swim
>>13262895We need more guys like this.
>no Spaceworm this week>no update to Lanternon's paladin thingie eitherVILLAINY IS AFOOT!
>>13263012but lanternon did have an update
>>13263029Why was I not informed? I'm off!
>>13263012Girtablilu snipers are targetting our writefags now?
>>13263033>That's a lot of animosityHe's still go it.
>>13263053Just saying I hope Vic-boy gets run over by a car and has to spend the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>>13263012No Laska update eitherHe used to be pretty consistent, I wonder why there's like a month between chapters now?
Why so dead guys?
>>13263091Because I lost control of my life and slept from 4:00am to Noon.
>>13263094How's the pudding?
>>13263099Delicious, the little arachne love it.
>>13263110You have several?
>>13263112Yes, Sabbath fertility pills work very well.Now to hope the wife doesnt sneak them again.
>>13263130Eggsacks hanging on every available surface on the ceiling. Sounds nice.
>>13262871>Morning came, as it's won't to do.>But it wasn't the light of the sun that got Junko out of bed, though it did insist on invading through the cracks in her shanty like some asshole cockroach.>Nor was it the asshole Anubi locked in their daily routine of slamming on the horns of their big-damned SUVs because they had places to be and some Kiki out front had the balls to go the exact goddamned speedlimit with her schoolbus. >No, it was whatever asshole was hammering on the side of her makeshift home to wake her up and damn-near liquifying her moonshine-hungover brain in the process.>Crawling out of the haphazard pile of blankets she called a bed, and uttering every profanity she'd ever known and some she didn't, she staggered up to the long piece of sheet-metal that functioned as her door and, claws and fangs ready to make paste of whoever had woken her up like this, slammed it open.>"WHAT?">Her bloodshot, glazed eyes found... nobody.>Not a damned soul anywhere near her.>Seething, she was just about to head back inside when she noticed the pair of duffel bags at her feet.>Curious, but still kinda pissed, she knelt down and gave them a good rifling through.>In one she found MREs... a lot of goddamn MREs; Easily enough to last her half the year if she was smart about it as well as a voucher that could get her a case of bottled water every week from the store around the corner for about as long.>In the other, a blanket, a pretty fancy one at that- \Weresheep wool on the inside inside and durable, but soft Ushi silk on the outside.>There was also a little white box stuffed into the bag, which she opened, not really paying attention, so occupied by the rest of her newfound loot and her steadily shrinking bloodlust.>"...Oh.">A birthday cake. With green, blue and pink icing clearly made with no small measure of care by someone with terrible handwriting.>"I... oh...">Dumbfounded, she fell onto her ass, just staring at it.>"...I actually forgot."
>>13262364Id be lying if I said I wouldn't be tempted, but in the end, it's his life, so no, it'd be too much of a dick move
>>13263141It's not like he can be legally married without his consent.
>>13263141I'm sure he'll like it. He'll be set for life, have all the money he wants, and all he has to do in return is to look handsome, be by his wife's side, and drop hi pants when she wants him and give her a few heirs as well.
>>13262685Anon is a real estate novelistThat's a cute way of saying he's brokeI'll laugh at his life, while I'm humping his wifeCause his tiny schlong is a jooooookeMy piano it sounds like God's symphonyAnd my microphone smells like the poorThey put bread in my cup, and their lives all suckIfIquitthisgigthey'rloseallinterestinlivingsincelifewouldhavenomeaningandthey'dblowtheirbrainsoutontothefloorLA DA DEE DA DA DA LA DEE DA DEE DADOWN ON YOU KNEES I'M THE PIANO GODPRAY TO THE SONGS I HAVE SUUUNGTELL ME I'M TOO GOO TO WORK HERETHEN PUT MY BALLS RIGHT ON YOUR TONGUE
>>13262364No MC ever started off an erotic and funny adventure toward his own harem while being an average teen by NOT having his parents throw him into weird situations like marriage with MG royalty... so of course I would do it.Key there is to arrange his marriage to at least 2, to start him of in a non-deadend position.
>>13263195A man must take responsibility.
>>13263154>imposing pleb legal boundaries on deals with royalty
>>13263154Where do you think you are?
>>13263203>implying the princess would want to marry someone who doesn't adore herShe will pout until Mama agrees to find her someone who appreciates her!
>>13262364I want to be a commoner put into an arranged marriage with a Cool and quiet MG who rarely says a word to me, using me only to get her daughters.Then, just as she gets pregnant for the first time she starts to act a little warmer towards me. Then I get hit by a car. Queue healing and reconciliation.
>>13263211>implying the MG princess would be some shit-tier who wouldn't a) immediately fall in love with SoldAnon if he tried to weasel out, and (b) wouldn't take it as a personal challenge to win SoldAnon's adoration.
>>13263246>girl trying to win his affectionsSo what's the problem with this scenario again?
>>13263252 no problem and all would be right in the world. So selling SoldAnon for personal gain is the morally correct thing to do.
>>13263258That's what I've been saying. But what if she's a Mob Princess?
>>13263139>Elsewhere, Special Constable Zhang of the MGCPD was having a weird day.>Edwina Steinbrecher and Amelia Endsmile, a pair of small-timers she'd brought in a few times before for things like petty theft, breaking and entering and dealing refined 'Bilu venom were now seated before her. She didn't particularly like either of them (which, all things considered, was not an entirely uncommon sentiment) but that was beside the point.>Because for the first time she'd seen them in... well... ever, they hadn't actually committed a crime.>Some Tengu woke up that morning and nearly had a heartattack at the sight of the pair bound together and dangling from the fire-escape outside her window, held up by rope and what could only be described as a series of 'Aggresively Complicated' knots.>Neither had said a word, least of all to eachother.>Edwina had been obsessively wiping off her horn for the better part of an hour now. Not that Zhang could actually blame for that; if she had a sensitive bundle of nerves attatched to her skull, she probably wouldn't want to spend the night with it rammed up Amelia's tail either.>And Amelia... shit, she -almost- felt sorry for her; sitting there with an ice-pack on each cheek, trying to get the swelling down after spending the night with her head stuck between Edwina's thighs.>...Almost.>Looking up from the two, seated on the sidewalk with blankets over their shoulders to her partner, a Dark Elf who was absolutely gushing to the assembled media about her theory of a serial knot-tyer and how this was all just the beginning of his reign of terror.>Zhang however... well, she had her own theory.>"So then, Ladies." She began, putting a cigarette to her lips and lighting with her finger like only Hinezumi can. "I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but I'd like to hear it from you anyway...">"...You didn't happen to piss off one our local Boy Scouts, did'ja?"
>>13262871>>13263139>>13263271Jesus, I can actually see my writing deteriorate. Time for bed.
>>13263279Nighty-night, remember to keep out the light.Seriously, the Oomukade under your bed is scared of it.
>>13263282Were someone who always loved necromancy as a fantasy trope and always tried to play as a dark wizard in every game, to end up in MG world, it would be safe to try learning magic and necromancy.... right? He wouldn't like... necroalp into one?
>>13263263Then it'll be the same, only the girl will be willing to get her hands dirty to make sure her boy is happy, and that no thug lays a hand on him.
>>13263289Necromancers are a kind of wizard, so no, they wouldn't necroalp. Unless they were gay.
Goddammit you guys, you talk about Passchendaele so much I actually had a dream I was explaining what it was and what went on to some horrified person last night. And some of you wrote about trench warfare last night. Stay out of my dreams faggots.
>>13263301At least you get to dream.
>>13263301You may have left Dubai, but Dubai will never leave you, Walker.
>>13263282>>13263289What the hell do these posts even have to do with one another?>>13263305Joke's on you, I held the line.
>>13261637Kidnapping for hugs
What would a Thunderbird/Kikimora fusion be like?
>>13263318Metalhead Meido.
>>13263318Two words: Static Cling.
>>13263318 Cleans fast as lightning.
>>13263091Because between Bloodborne, my job, and heavy drinking I wonder why I even post in here anymore.>TFW no Elf Bullying Guide similar to Panty Quest
>>13263318A maid that uses her ass as an outlet for the vacuum cleaner.
>>13263334Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
>>13263339>You'll never be a worker at a small mine that relies more manpower than heavy machinery>You'll never contribute to the flow of currency in the nearby village you live in, digging for minerals along with other miners, and making good money off your finds>You'll never her slight rumbling coming from beyond the rocks and dirt as you dig one day, along with muffled calls for help>You'll never go full berzerker mode and start digging faster as to help whoever got themselves in trouble>You'll never eventually hit a soft spot on the earth, revealing a collapsed tunnel>You'll never find a Giant Ant girl lying on the ground trapped beneath all the dirt and rocks that collapsed on her>You'll never carefully, but hastily set her free, as she coughs from all the dust around her as she gets up>She'll never be grateful to you for saving her life after catching her breath>You'll never hear dirt and rock alike crumble around you, as other Giant Ants start popping up from beyond the tunnel's walls, searching for their lost friend>They'll never deem you part of their colony as thanks for saving one of their kind>You'll never befriend the clumsy Ant and her group of friends>Your village will never eventually make a deal with the newly discovered Ant colony where they'll trade minerals they find for things like food and water, establishing a strong bond of trust between species>Their queen will never be pleased with the new agreement, allowing humans to visit the colony and make use of their tunnels as safe passage as they please>Your village will never also accept visits from the Ant girls, who come often, seeking to relax during their breaks or even find themselves a husband>You'll never be followed around by the clumsy Ant you saved everywhere you go, as she insists that she owes her life to you, offering to help you whenever she can, when in reality, she just wants to be your woman
>>13263184>Messing with Piano Man LyricsYou're on thin ice sonny.
>>13263365I feel it.
>>13262583>Arranged Childhood Friend MarriageOh yeah, that's the stuff...
>>13263424It's better than promising to marry the girl and then forgetting about it.
>>13263365>clumsy ant girlI can dig it.
>>13263432Someone should maybe write about her.
>>13263271A while ago I was traveling around the country for work and ended up in this small town that had a tavern, a few stores and a small hotel.So with nothing better to do I went to the tavern and got some food and some beer.oddly enough there was this very sexy attractive MG in the bar who kept smiling at me, so when I finished my food I went on over to talk with her .Needless to say we hit it off very well and she asked if I would come to her place for the night, I of course said yes, she leans into me ear and whispers " first you must get me a gold plated 6 bladed boy scout buck knife, I won't let you in if you do not have one." and gives me directions to her place.So here I am on the way there to her place when I noticed that there is a hardware/general store still open and went in and saw this one guy behind the counter and next to his register were pocket knifes, and sure enough he has a 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knife , so I get one and head over to the woman's place.She asks me when I get there if I got her the knife, which I the hand to her, and she chucks it into this huge chest at the foot of her bed.We had wild hot bestial sex all night. and when morning came she was up cooking breakfast and I got out of bed and noticed the huge chest that she threw the knife in, and took a peek....It was packed with 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knives ...she walked in the room with breakfast on a tray and lay on the bed next to me.Finally I asked about the knives..she smiles and tells me "I love sex alot and now that I am young and sexy I can have any man I want"......"So whats with the 6 bladed gold played boy scout buck knifes" I asked.She replied "someday I am going to get older, my tits will sag, I will get wrinkles, and wont have so many men that want me.."I stared at her not sure what she meant she finished by saying "You have any idea what a boy scout would do for a 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knife?......
>>13263139>the asshole Anubi locked in their daily routine of slamming on the horns of their big-damned SUVs because they had places to beI find this image amusing.
>>13263432CHARON FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Wouuld you do scottish foxes?
>>13263440Don't bee so antsy, or you'll termite this conversation.
>>13263440I'm sorry. I really do like the idea though.
>>13263444How do they differ from Foxes anywhere else?
>>13263444I would do them in the airI would do them before a bearI would do them in a boatI would do them with my goatI would do them in Japanwith Godzilla and RodanI would do scottish foxes everywhere......Even if I get allergies from all that hair.
Well, I'm off to bed. Y'all have a good time.
>>13263339>The drones look up to you>Without even knowing who I amBut that's as the picture implies.
>>13263339I like you, anon.
>>13263484I have trouble determining which is more misogynistic. This, or absolutely anything by Asanagi.Probably Asanagi.
>>13263505>muh muhsojinyDo I even have to say anything?
Uh oh! Congratulations young prince, you've just found out that your mother and father have already signed you up for an arranged marriage the moment you hit Age 16! So which Princess are you wed off to?For Fun: Choose the Waifu you want!For Glory: Roll 1-30.>(1-10) Jabberwock Onee-san PrincessVery obviously inspired by the old writefag story, this Jabberwock has been several years your senior, and nearly 2 feet above you. She's a bit strict, but very loving, and has udderly wockin wocks. Your family has decided to keep the bloodline pure with you marrying your Older Sister with whom you've known for years. Because she's your senior, she'll be the one in charge of the kingdom, a warm swamp-like region, filled with dungeons. It's not a powerhouse, but it's in good relations with neighboring countries and has a surplus of wealth. Your Older Sister handles the royal duties by herself, and proudly as she'll tend to refuse your help unless you really push her. Because of this, you can mostly stick to the "Fun" side of being royalty, and just focus on being a cute king for her.>(11-20) Foreign Ryu PrincessHailing from the East, your family is wedding you off to her as a way to gain political favor in that region of the world. You'll first meet her on your wedding day, and find she's a bit younger than you. Her kingdom is a large series of Islands, all filled with rare minerals ripe for the harvesting. Her Empire has a strong military force, and an iron fist. However, this barely matches her, who's shy, timid, and easily stressed. She wants to do her best and be a great queen, but it's difficult. She typically prefers doing standard housewife things, and some days may dismiss the castle staff so she can behave in such an accord, eagerly trying to please you. While her land typically would dismiss you for being a foreigner, you can convince your waifu to do certain actions, and she'll unquestionably handle them on your behalf.
>>13263509>(21-30) Evil Alp PrincessUh oh, you were kidnapped when you turned 16 as opposed to wedded off, and given to the evil Alp princess, a girl who rules ruthlessly in an underground kingdom filled with rejected Monster Girls. By marrying you, said Alp Princess will finally have a claim to royalty, and can rule without question, and begin her conquest on the surface dwellers. Having gone many years unloved, the corruption has twisted this Alp girl into someone you'd never even recognize as an Alp. Her skin is blueberry, and her breasts, hips, and health could go on for days. She's definitely Ara Ara material. With you by her side, she'll begin her Military conquest to rule the world, which you can take part in, with dispatching Matango troops and Devil Bugs to conquer the Kingdoms as her husband/general. You'll have to work from the ground up, but with this route world-domination is a possibility. Naturally since your Alp Wife is evil, she'll want to rule and have you be her submissive little boy slut husband. However, flicking her nose and saying no should establish with her who's actually in charge. She'll snap into a spaghetti-spilling mess for a while if you even lightly bully her, breaking her haughty-evil conquered act.
>>13263508Yeah yeah, blah blah, misogyny has lost all meaning because tumblr feminists, whatever. Shit like that and everything Asanagi has ever written are pretty damn misogynistic, it's undeniable. Doesn't stop me from fappin' to 'em, I'm just saying, they are.
>>13263508Truly, 4chan has fallen to it's lowest point yet
>>13263511Well, I for one don't really care if they are.Also, good taste.
>>13263444What would a Scottish fox be like? Would she drink like an Oni, swear like a sailor and glass any slut that looks at her man the wrong way?
>>13263511My only complaint about Asanagi's stuff is when the rants get in the way of the porn.
>>13263509>arranged marriage the moment you hit Age 16If my folks think I'd let this happen, they're even dumber than I think they are.
>>13263509>RyuI'm ok with this.
>>13263509>>13263510>22, Ryu princessWoo, got the best one!
>>13263519What if this beautiful girl came up to you, asked you out on a date, you went with her, had a great time, and then later in the evening you learned your parents had arranged for you to be married to her?
>>13263524Wait, no I'm just retarded I got alp
>>13263484 tineye fails me yet again... where is that from?
>>13263525I would tell them to fuck off. Hell, at 16, I went nuts over less.
>>13263444qt scot foxes dancing around swords whenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBSjZMMHSV0
>>13263509As the Prince's father, I've arranged for his marriage to a lovely Apophis Princess from a neighboring Kingdom. There were many suitors vying for his hand, but despite the objections of his aunt, I felt that she made the best case for being genuinely interested in him. She seemed quite enamored and expressed a great desire to spend time with him, and pamper him. I'm sure he'll be quite happy once she's got him in her coils.
>>13263484I THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL!
>>13263511>Caring about soggy knees
>>13263509>17>RyuIt was meant to be. She sounds perfect.
>>13263528Fucking faggot
>>13263509>Jabberwocky IncestDo I get a say in this or anything because I assume the two of us would be annoyed by this point living with one another.
>>13263534>Not enough Irn-Bru to deal with this.
>>13263505What you call misogyny, I call delicious.
>>13263539Like I said, I still fap to it. But as >>13263518 said, it can get...distracting.
>>13263546>I assume the two of us would be annoyed by this point living with one anotherThat makes the wedding night dickings all the better. You get to enjoy a night with that annoying yet frustratingly attractive onee-san you've known all those years.
>>13263547>not drinking Highland single malt whisky
>>13263535But Anon, that Apophis Princess is a Christmas Cake for a reason! If those other suitors think it was smart to stay away from her for so long, why not follow their lead? Plus, look at her lewd curves, her buxom bossum, those are the opposite of rock-hard abs!
>>13263548I'll agree his artwork is at least.
>>13258386>>13258446>>13258449I know this is a day late, but I really hope this gets pastebinned.
>>13263553One's for pleasure, the other to shock your system in the morning.
>>13263509>Ryuu princessLike hell I wouldn't bitch up a storm to start, but I'd probably get used it. Hopefully she has some good retainers around so I don't fuck anything up.
>>13263554Actually she's quite young, only a couple years older than him. A curvacious body, though not quite as you describe.Though one fitting your description did come in shortly before her...I could swear I heard something like, "Auntie what are you doing here" screamed from the chamber where the prospective brides were waiting to make their cases...
>>13263509>For Glory: Roll 1-30>30fuck you random.orghitting open road, life of a vagabond here comes another manslut
>>13263556Morrigan has a really pitiful chest compared to one of Asanagi other drawing.Great Magami draws the best Morrigan.
>>13263568Anon, wait! You can be that one general that's entirely incompetent but she can't get rid of! Think of the lives you could save, and all for the low low cost of fucking a blueberry alp!
>>13263571Y'mean this one?
>>13263578Yep, those melons would make a Holstaur have breast envy.
>>13263562>Anon begins his parents how he doesn't want an arranged marriage>And how he's a "Strong Independent Man who don't need no Woman">His mother tells him to end this Disney Prince Bullshit and that he will be getting married and that's final>The Ryu listens from the other side of the door>Begins to feel like shit thinking he doesn't like her at all>Cries softly to herself until one of her Maidens finds her needing her to put on her wedding dress>She vows from there to dry her tears and prove to you that she's a nice girl and that she isn't someone to hate and that she can make you happy>Constantly has self-doubt years afterwards if you love her or still hate herCongratulations I guess
>>13263568I feel you pain>>13263572Also if I'm fucking an alp them I'd help them just to make everyone else misserable. In a world filled with matango and devil bug waifus, the alp reigns supreme.
>>13263509>6 >Jabberwock Onee-sanSo I guess I'm adopted then?Excellent.
>>13263596I will stop you.
>>13263593Traitor-kun pls, let the boy choose his own future.
>>13263593Congrats indeed. I can be a stubborn bastard, but if she's persistent enough to make me see the light we'd both be happy. And it sounds like she might just have what it takes.>>13263596>You're bitter because everyone else is better>Your wrath spreads to cover the world in a cloud of matango spores that could block out the sun>None can stand before you now, including your new alp "wife", whom you bully nightly in her own rape dungeonGood end, or would you welcome the hero that comes to strike you down?
>>13263618I'd go for the best end with the Alp Waifu>Dick her>Don't dick her subjects>They get jealous>Kick her out of their sekrit klub>Find a nice secluded place and continue dicking the blue Ara Ara AlpIt's not the best living, but it's a living
>>13263625>not deposing the alp and conquering Jabberwock kingdom
>>13263625Bonus points for doing the dicking in front of her subjects. Humiliation play with the Alp and enraging the subjects at the same time.
>>13263625That's a normal end, not a best end. best would be rehabilitating her kingdom and helping it to find a place and maybe even love in the world. How one would accomplish that I don't know, but boy if it wouldn't be a feat.
>>13263572I always thought the devil bug of MGE was cute - so, those at least would be some small consolation if I couldn't run away."it's not cheating a Alp-queen, I am just reinforcing the army. You are the one who decided to make half the backbone of our conquest be immobile mushrooms who I don't think are even sentient. Seriously, I spent half of yesterday trying to get them to at least flap their arms in direction of enemy towns so spores at least start traveling the right way the first half a meter, but I don't think they could understand me even if it wasn't for the double-gas mask. And the devil-bugs can only invade slums. I have to spend a week in Villageburg litering all over the place to even get them to come close - after I was done paying up all the tickets their constable gave me, they actually can afford a militia now.... So you see, i gotta fuck us up thousands of reinforcements if we are to have any chance. "
>>13263510Gimme dat Alp princess.I bet her underground rape dungeon has an air hockey table and a 70 inch plasma screen TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ>TFW you will never be romanced by The Lizardwoman With No Name>She will never tip her hat to you
>>13263667>"Anon, why didn't you just start your invasion in Favellashanty and let THEM breed us a bigger ar-">You flick her nose>She tries not to cry>Cries a lot>And thus the world is safe for another day>Also, you got to fuck a blueberry. That was nice too.
>Lanternon stealthily updating like we wouldn't knowWhy?>>13263070I like Victor, he's just as insane as Val from the looks of things, only he's on the opposite side of the spectrum, I find his attitude of fucking up the trouble making mamono more tolerable than "Eh, she brutally raped a bunch of people but she only wants love."I feel his world kind of needs people like him to weed out the more unpleasant MGs.
>>13263607>>13263618>Defeat the hero and have him mindbroken in the slug pit. >Fuck alp princess in front of citizens to assert dominance. >Only monsters available in kingdom are devil bugs, giant slugs, matango, parasite slimes, cait siths, and alps. >Make all alps into some form of royalty. >Makes men wish they were alps, and helps convince them into turning.>Turn into the tyrannical king of all alps. The era of the Cuntboy has come.
>>13263691We need Tuco Tanuki and Dark Angel Eyes on this, pronto.
>>13263712They'd call you the gaylord. You'd embrace the title before alping them and turning their waifus into matango. Truly devious indeed.
>>13263712I will definitely stop you, even if I have to butcher everyone in your kingdom, from the children to the old. DARK JUSTICE MOTHERFUCKER.
>>13263730>Dark JusticeEasy there edgelord, we can settle this without murder. Plain old Justice will do just fine.
>>13263712Even if we become demons while fighting you, we will not rest until your body lies at our feet.
>>13263738I'll take being an edgelord over a cuntboy lover any day. Your world will burn.
>>13263738>Plain old Justice>not murderWhat is this hippie nonsense?
>>13263738How about dank justice?
>>13263712>Aggroing all the other players in a single moveThis is Civ V all over again...
>>13263738Too bad, I'm coming after you with shovel justiceor alternatively, butt justice
>>13263742Anon, I just said I was against the alp kingdom. I just don't want to sacrifice my Paragon Run.>>13263746Paragon Run.>>13263751See, we could filter weed into their air supply. They are underground. They'll be too high to do anything.>>13263753Shovel Knight, pls.That game is fucking incredible man.
>>13263758>Paragon Run.Scrub pl, Renegade forever.
>>13263712Why don't we just create a demi-plane and put them there? A whole plane of existence dedicated towards the grumpy king of the alps
>>13263739And I won't stop until your begging cait sith misstress to let you cum.>>13263752That's pretty much how I play Civ 5 actually. Sit back until I'm the leading superpower and then just slaughter them all.>>13263759Agreed, being a nice guy means you can't murder someone for their hat.
>there are people here that played lgbt effect
>>13263777>And I won't stop until your begging cait sith misstress to let you cum.I will feed your children to your waifu before feeding them to you.
>>13263781And I'll make sure you are fed all the other breeding slaves potential children when you are licking the soldiers clean.
>>13263778I like space adventures anon. They gave me space adventures.I'm still not over Legion.
>>13263777Beware anon, for the sword sings the sweetest song.
>>13263786His death was fucking bullshit.Wait, almost everything in the game was fucking bullshit, actually.
>>13263712>>13263730>>13263739>>13263752I think we're all forgetting that the real champion of the day would be King Grump AlpHis rage about being an Alp is so great that he could probably be the vanguard for our forces all on his own, and his screams of "faggot" and "I am not an Alp" could be effective morale boosters to our men on the front.
>>13263785You were doomed to failure the second you allied with the cat kingdom.
>>13263795The entire series turned to utter fucking shit after 2.
>>13263793I have a come back about your torture moans being the sweetest song, but can we just stop now. Me describing your sexual torture is getting extremely gay, like 5000 giga-alps.
>>13263798>implying KGA wouldn't jump at the chance to stomp the alp side, finally proving he is in fact not an alp
>>13263799It's not so much an alliance as it is I couldn't stop the cats from sucking up demonic energy like a fluffy sponge.
speaking of space adventures...SUBMIT OR BE MATANGO'D, FOOLISH HUMAN!
>>13263805That's literally what my entire post said though.
[Denouncing intensifies]
>>13263701Probably because people here will get shitty with him if they knew his recent story involved killing the rapey monster girl types.I personally find it refreshing and hope he doesn't have a change of heart later. That mysterious voice he heard in the alley after killing the arachne makes me worried. I bet the elf in the cafe was behind that.
>>13263812[Deepening Concern]As a side note, who wants to trade Holstaur for UraniumThe busty buggers are everywhere and I'm hoping I don't get hit by the "Hathor Cult" event
>>13263810Ah, sorry, my mistake.
>>13263818>killing the rapey monster girl typesGOOD.
>>13263824>wanting to trade nuclear weapon material for some shitty monsterFuck you.
>>13263833>finding out that the monstergirl sympathizer detective was only pretending to be retardedI loved that. Lanternon's last story was good, but implied the monstergirls got away with too much, like when they hounded the main villain's human girlfriend into suicide. It's nice to see an organization in Megalos that bites back.
>>13263836Maybe he's after shitty non-enriched uranium, anon.In which case he can have it. It's the Zippe centrifuges that are the expensive part, not the crap that comes outta the ground.
>>13263836How about Centaur then?I'm totally not planing on building a giant rape golem.Or a dark matter generator.
>>13263849She looks hot, like a real bombshell I hate myself
>>13263852>Horse pussyWhy would you make the deal worse?
>>13263029I want to see how Victor deals with a full moon.If its not a Hotline Miami level of slaughter I'll want to know why.
>>13263339>Imagine the entire contents of the planetary datalinks, the sum total of human knowledge, blasted into the Planetmind's fragile neural network with the full force of every reactor on the planet. That is our last-ditch attempt to win humanity a reprieve from extinction at the hands of an awakening alien goddess.
>>13263885U w0t?
>>13263334Same, mostly. These threads used to be fun, but most of the good writefags have died and the threads themselves are one step away from being nothing but shitposting. I have no idea why I come here anymore.
>>13263885I'm gonna need more Planet Busters for this.
>>13263895Because it's still a better option than most other communities out there.
>>13263899This.
>>13263895For the smidgens of fun when we behave.
>>13263895It's sad too because eventually we'll be drowning in literal shit from shit tier writers like Bob, Bollocks, Inarikitsune, MachineAnon (Fuck you his ego ruins it harder than overcooking some scallops), and NegaWalker.All while the newcomers are complacent like cattle to the "OC" and not regarding it for its quality in any shape or form.RIP Moose, taken by MEMEchanRIP Seafoam, He's not really deadRIP Captain, He's a family man nowRIP LDR, >She grew up, >she filled out
>>13263922>SeafoamHe's among the few writefags that have actually written a Manticore femdom story, and I applaud him for that.On the subject of Manticores, it concerns me that .Less hasn't drawn a Manticore in a while.
>>13263895>but most of the good writefags have diedI hate this imaptient-ass train of thought. We have a large amount of writefags, many that have come back from long hiatuses.I mean god damn, if a writefag or a drawfag doesn't update or say something in what, two days? Y'all start acting like they're deader than robin fucking williams. Have some god damn patience and use your memory or the blog for once. Jesus christ.
>>13263922>Bob might not die in your lifetimeI'm depressed now.
>>13263858Fine, be that way.>Anon has condemned Anon>Mistress Cinderskin of the Draconic Repubic has built the Great Hoard>Suu-Me of the Fluff Empire has discovered Mass Media>Abraham Lincoln has adopted Slavery
>>13263895The porn.>>13263899Also this.
>>13263937Fucking this.
So what game are you guys talking about?
Anons, i bring you a game.Think of a writefag, got him or her?Post and obscure fact from one of their stories and everyone else tries to guess what writefag you're talking about.
>>13263933Bollocks had made mention of some kind of "Oilcore" femdom to donitor, but i'm quite certain that little faggot'll never follow up on it
>>13263954The lamia is still waiting for the magic words
>>13263955Uh-huh, perhaps he needs more motivation.
>>13263942So how long until Ghandi nukes everything?
>>13263969It's literally something don kept asking him for before he pulled an Alp
Ants in your pants.Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/iVNHNPGXNew page: http://pastebin.com/E1Bg1ecb
>>13263922
>>13263992They sound lovely.
>>13263992Cool stuff man, keep it up
>>13263972About as long as it takes for Druella to develop the Black Matter Bomb
>>13263992KC needs to hurry up and make an ant queen, and a bee queen, and HEALTHy bumble bee girls.
>>13263992>Giant Ants are very heavy sleepers, practically passing out from hard work sweaty and snoring.Does it still count if I take panties with the ant girl still in them?
>>13263992Antventure!
>>13263954Slimes make terrible squires, no matter how hard they try Well that's not even obscure, but FICK YOU
>>13263778It's still better than Feminist Age: Inquisition.
>>13264024I guess not, but kidnapping a Giant Ant would carry a steeper penalty if you got caught.You might become the Ant Queen's court jester.
>>13264024That's not panty theft. That's kidnapping.>>13264030Slime Knight? When is that getting an update? I liked that one.
>>13263942>>Mistress Cinderskin of the Draconic Repubic has built the Great Hoard>Cinderskin>Not CinderscaleSo close.
>>13264024Panty raids start to just become waifu raids where a bunch of men sneak into a dorm and take the cutest girl of a species and drag her back to the human dorm to get gang banged.
>>13263955Didn't you know? Bollocks has given up on us entirely, as well as any and all writing, and is gone 5evur.
>>13263951I finally managed to catch the cyber-robo-crab-spider in my Pokeball (that's how it works, right?) after about 4 hours of wandering around the PopeLab.That was the most productive thing I did all day, and I ain't even mad.
>>13264043>Not Princess Sugarscale of the Fairy Dragon kingdom.
>>13264053He's literally in ELH's Hitler Youth chat.
>>13264048I can picture a captured Elf Girl acting all Tsundere and pretending to be disgusted, when in fact being kidnapped and raped by Human men is her secret fetish.
>>13263992>If successful, you'll come away with the Giant Ant's practical, work-weathered underwear, usually stained with sweat and pheromones.Now THOSE are the kinda panties you wanna take away from a raid.
>>13264053Oh please, Bollocks and Alp give up on us 5ever every other week.Don't reward their acting out with attention, that's what those filthy one-ey... I mean writefags want.
>>13264054So do you get new monster allies by beating them in battle, or is there an actual capturing ability you have to use in combat?Fucking hell I don't know if I can wait the year or so it will take for that game to be translated.
>>13264048She wouldn't be a waifu if she got gangbanged though.
>>13256545She shows up in a maid outfit the day after.
>>13264048>waifu>gang banganon...
>>13264071Yeah she is, she's just the public waifu
>>13264076She's that impressed? Who's your waifu?
>>13264080That's called a slut anon.
>>13264080I think I understand what you're talking about. You mean a common whore.
>>13263998i've still yet to seen a pair of writers shittier than alp or ovaries
>>13264043I was originally going to do that but thought I was going to do the Scaled republic. Two scales would have been overkill.>She'Kle of The Tanuki Conglomerate has adopted Mercantilim>The Order has declared war on the demonlord >The City of Mooroco has suffered a Parasite Slime outbreak
>>13264080>Public WaifuThat's not how it works.She'd be just a Cum Dump then.
>>13264088I've not read Ovaries, but I've read and liked Alp's stuff. I'd definitely say he's better than me at least.
>>13264077Never hear of communal wives?
>>13264080The proper term is "Town Bicycle"
>>13264094his shit is literally gag worthy if you read it
>>13264086>>13264087>>13264091>>13264099Yeah, I was just using waifu in a joking way since it's picking their favorite girl from the bunch.
>>13264086>>13264087>>13264091If they all love her, she is a waifu, your argument is invalid.
>>13264090>A P'Orc barbarian encampment has been spotted.Better clear it out before they 'kidnap' your workers.
>>13264103If they all love her, then they'd be her fucking Harem or some shit.That's what we're doin' now? Fuckin' Reverse Harems?
>>13264101Ovaries? What's he written anyhow?
>>13264110You tell me.
>>13264112ovaries is bollocks' true name you tit
>>13264104>The City of Baphomia has received a large shipment of Hathor Milk>The City of Bamophia is in revolt>The city of ... Has produced a mantis spy.>General Beef Hugelarge Has been assassinated, no Assasin was found
>>13264110But she didn't conquer them, they kidnapped and banged her, so she is a communal bride.
>>13264124Oh. Didn't know that. I liked his recent Wine-Soaked Apophis thing.
>>13264110That would sort of defeat the purpose of it being a raid. The goal was to grab a girl, have our fun, then leave her semen soaked unconscious body on the doorstep. None of this harem shit.
>>13264136Yeah, see, that's one thing.>>13264102You see what your choice of words hath wrought upon our stupidity?!
>>13264083I don't really have a specific waifu. but the little profiles I wrote are all about maids, and a few about mistresses.She'd probably consider me to have a maid-fetish and would attempt to pander to it.
>>13264147Ooooh. Alright, cool.I'mma just say thanks again for my absolutely perfect Maid.And also the one Mistress with the Twin Anubi Route.
Is there a story about a monster girl and a human living as a criminal couple?Like Bonnie & Clyde or Jessie & James, but with more rape.
>>13264135you're a faggot for liking him
>>13264155So a lunkhead man and a cunning Tanuki?
>>13264155Yep. Jessie's a Hellhound, James is the same dense idiot, and Meowth is a Cait Sith they punt off screen every 2 minutes.
>>13263509>20Yes! A lovely Ryu. I'll be sure to love her tenderly.
>>13264142I'm sorry I didn't know people could think of gangbang as a romantic word. Nor did I think people would be willing to have eternal sloppy seconds by waifuing a target.
>>13264157You're a faggot for being unable to use punctuation or a shift key.
>>13263954The pictures are still on the computer.
>>13264170why should i use the shift key?
>>13264168They don't, of course. But then people couldn't take it as a joke because "Waifu iz srs bsnis", so since you used that word you've got 3 guys going "That's not how it works", and then 3 guys going along with the joke, and a whole bunch of crossed wires.
>>13264177Because it means you like to suck dicks if you don't.
>>13264183so sorry that i don't share your opinion that he's an okay writer
>>13263809>>13263885My two favorite games. I'm not sure if I would want a mind-tentacle worm though. Though afcoarse there would be no horrifying extreme fear that paralyzes people after which the worms crawl into people their brains and implant their eggs.Instead you would get paralyzed by intense pleasure after which you get tenderly loved and shown true pleasure.
>>13264168>>13264142You should really stop to think about monster morality.If a man kidnaps a woman and keeps het as a sex slave we would find him abhorrent.If a man did the same to a MG, she would happily have his children and rejoice at being loved. She'd happily tell her fiends the story of how anon snuck into her house in the middle of the night, drugged her, raped her, carried her off and fucked her until she was pregnant.
>>13264161That sounds more like a con artist and her bodyguard who go from tow to town tricking people out of their savings, but it could work.>>13264163>Jessie's a Hellhound>Implying Jessie isn't a lamia.Even her hair looks like a snake.>and Meowth is a Cait Sith they punt off screen every 2 minutes.Yes. Perfect.
>>13264068It works on an RNG system. You get Luka to talk to the monster (using his turn) to raise their affection. Now, some things happen when you do this.1. They ask a question and you have to answer with one of multiple responses. Some will take affection away (the completely wrong ones) but answering correctly gives 10 points. 2. They ask for gold. Always do it since it gives a good amount of affection (around 20 to 30).3. They ask for an item for you to give them. Exact same as gold.4. They give you an item / gold. You cap at 100 points so you just keep fighting them and wait to get them to want to join your team. If you really want to play the game with broken English; use something like Chiitrans (there is also a pastebin on /mgqg/ that tells you everything you need to progress in the story / recruit certain characters, like Chrome for example.)
>>13264193>That sounds more like a con artist and her bodyguard who go from tow to town tricking people out of their savings, but it could work.So selling light bulbs to Moth Girls, only for them to burn out after 3 days of use?
>>13264187But how would she feel about a dozen different guys all using her with no care or interest in her other than using her body as a nice, cum-lubed onahole?
>>13264193I will allow Jessie to be an Apophis.
>>13263263>Mob princess mentioned with kitsune postedWell, I'm sure this is a coincidence->>13263271>Cop hinezumi mentionedStop reading my mind, I haven't even started writing it yet.
How about a Wesley girl?http://i.imgur.com/PrAaCSm.jpg>Small and cute>Fluffy hair>Loud and overconfident for her size>Behind it is affectionate and loyal
>>13264204Doesn't matter, had sex. Monsters do love the cock.The situation I've presented has love present, it just involves many people.
>>13264210Good, because that's what she'd be. Arbok and all.
>>13264210Are you implying they could be any other Poke- I mean, monster girl?
>>13264219Though one question - where the fuck does her hair go with the hood and all?
>>13263509>Jabberwock Onee-sanI won.
>>13264212Fluffy genki loli/shortstack? Lovely.There are lot of monstergirls I want to see that haven't been drawn yet, like a Pygmy Werebat or Camel Arachne.
>>13264219>>13264221/vp/ did it already.
>>13264235She looks better with her hair down.James is an alp
>>13264243You take that back you piece of shit. James is slaying that firecrotch nightly and rightly
>>13264233Probably a fluffy shortstack that's all deredere/clingy with her partner but loud and defensive towards strangers.And yes, Pygmy Werebat when?
>>13264154Enjoy your maid anon.Perhaps i'll write a profile this coming weekend. Either a yandere mistress or a mistress profile for Quetzal-chan
>>13264254Never ever.
>>13263899It's sad seeing how fast MG communities go to shit.
>>13264199Honestly sounds better than I expected, cool.Can you recruit anyone you come across including bosses, or is it limited to random enemies?
Uh oh! Deruella has just stolen Donkey Kong's Bannana hoard, and has asked your waifu to be one of the bosses of one of her worlds and try to stop Donkey Kong!Can your waiI'm just kidding your waifu has more sense then to go up against Donkey Kong, how do you tell Deruella no?
>>13264217>>13264204Not just that, she would probably fall in love with one of those men and husbando him. Whetever he likes it or not, hes taking responsibility. Gangbanging a monstergirl? Not even once. Or so says the paladin leaflet, warning of the dangers of monstergirls.
>>13264212>Loud>Overconfident>SmallI could get the same affection, fluff, and loyalty in a much larger and likable package if I got a dog like a Newfoundland.Small dogs a shit, same with cats, Mainecoon best cat breed.
>>13264273I tell Deruella this plan is bananas and we'd have coconuts for brains if we were to try to be a boss. I mean, what can a mouse do against such rampant kong?>>13264278Ragdolls close second.
>>13264270>It's sad seeing how fast MG communities go to shit.Talking of monster girl communities, is MGR dead or something? Went to get some updated profiles and it seems dead.
>>13264285It's always been pretty dead.They still update the translations and everything, but there's barely any discussion, and for the most part it's just role-playing autists circlejerking and scaring most people off with their stupidity.
>>13264284>Ragdolls close second.I'd like to think ragdoll cats would be clingy neets.
>>13264273I laugh, a long, hard laugh that makes her wonder if I've gone mad.Then I tell her to get out of my house.We don't tolerate any monkey business here
>>13264274This isn't a normal situation though, is it?
>>13264289Oh I know they're dead as a community, I meant site not loading dead.
>>13264291Sounds very comfy and pettable.
>>13264289Do they have any writefaggotry?
>>13264295Just ignore those who go after gangbangs and shit, and just find your waifu on your own anon. It's for the best.>>13264296Oh. I dunno, it's loading fine for me.
>>13264273I sit back and wait for the fireworks. I would still wonder how my waifu would work a a boss, but I don;t want her getting hurt.
>>13264285It was never alive.Basically they saw KC ragekill MGU due to people committing thoughtcrime, so they avoid the same fate by having super-fascist moderation.
>>13264291>Clingy NEET Werecat who goes limp in your arms and lap to keep you insideI'm ok with this
>>13264298A bit. One guy posted a story just the other day, about an adoptive werepup daughteru going into heat for the first time. It was an alright read.
>>13264304>Basically they saw KC ragekill MGU due to people committing thoughtcrimeHello there, butthurt former MGU poster.
>>13264296I, also, see "monstergirlsredux.com has expired Webmaster please contact Hostgator dot com"Reqiesce en pasta
>>13264312>>13264296>>13264301Well shit, looks like the site is finally kill.Wonder where we'll get our scans and translations from now?
>Living the good life in Monster Girl suburbia.>The sun is shining.>It's a beautiful Saturday morning.>Just sitting on the porch and watching the mailman fight off a pack of Werewolves.>Oh? Looks like my son has a new friend.>Wait... Oh no, it's that Goth Cheshire Kitten.>I leap out of my chair and run to my son.>The Cheshire Kitten sees me and disappears.>Grab my son by both of his shoulders, he looks pale.>"Son? What did she say?!">"Dad?" He asks. "Why am I trapped in this husk of a body? As the world falls apart before my eyes?">Fall to my knees and scream at the sky.>"CHESSSHHHIIIIREEESSSS!"
>>13264320Seriously, it's working fine for me.But anyway, even if you guys can't access it at the moment, there's still the MGE Wiki. They repost all of the stuff from MGR, albeit with their webpage-versions edited to remove some of MGR's wording choices (ie. using "Mamono" almost everywhere instead of Monster)
>>13264321I would feel like a failure of a parent if I hadn't already made my kids mentally strong if we were living in a place like MGC.
>>13264321>Goth Cheshire KittenThat sounds cute as fuck.I want to see one of these things dressed as a bellhop.
>TFW just got teeth cleaned from Dentist>No waifu to dirty them up with
>>13264330He thought he was safe in the suburbs.He was wrong.
Why do lilims get so little respect? They're beautiful, powerful, and they work hard to make us human boys happy. So why do people say mean things about them?
>>13264321>Goth Cheshire KittenMy son better be prepared to dick the dark out of her, her depressing bullshit ain't gonna fly if he brings her over.God knows I would chase her out of the house with a squirt gun every time she made a comment about "mortal coils" or some other garbage.I fucking hate Goths, they're such whiny bitches.
>>13264330>living in MGCYou done fucked up son.
>>13264342Aaaayyy, dassum nice bait u got deah
>>13264342Hello Traitor-kun, bored as usual I see.
>>13264342Paladin rp fags and le ebin succubus ntr memes.
>>13264344I'd get with her mother, want me some Cheshire Cat MILF.
>>13264342Can I be the fanboy of one and follow her around and be her biggest fan?
>>13264333>pick up goth Chechire kitten and pet her.>watch as she tries to say "Life is pain" without purring
>>13264342Because of annoying faggot fanboys like you, traitor.
Friendly reminder to not bully the loli Krampus. Seriously, she will fuck you up.
>>13264353But what if she's married, and you're married?It's just your kids who're hooking up.>>13264359Yes. YES.
>>13264363Krampus a shit, not even worth the exp.
>>13264365If she's married I'll just bro it up with her husband and help him embarass his angsty Goth daughteru
>>13264359>She visibly squirms as she tries to suppress her purrs>She keeps biting her lip trying not to smile>She almost lets herself nuzzle into your hand before frantically pulling away>After you put her down, she latches onto your leg and won't let go>"Until you teach me your dark sorcery" she says>You now have a Goth Cheshire apprentice who refuses to admit she wants to be cuddled and petted like a princess.
>>13264363>BullyI never understood the deal behind this /a/ meme. It pops up everywhere and it's downright annoying. How did it survive for so long?
>>13264320It's up for a few, just that the servers have been fucked all day.>>13264342Too boring.
>>13264375And there goes my heart
>>13264342Because every official one is shit (See Deruella, Queen of Hearts, etyc.). Lilims are also the direct daughters of the demon lord so that limits their usefulness for stories, and the donut steel club isn't any better.They're basically lesser gods, so that limits them tremendously in what they can be used for.
>>13264377>MemeBullying exists.
>>13264371Good man.
>>13264342Because they're Mary Sue characters with virtually no depth, with as boring of a design as a standard Succubus.
>>13264363>You'll never walk in on Krampus as she goes through a training montage to get strong and beat up the bullies of her childhood.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>13264260We need more genki and loving Quetz-chan in our lives
>>13264358Every Lilim has their own fanclub.
>>13264383>They're basically lesser gods, so that limits them tremendously in what they can be used for.One would think that this would INCREASE the number of uses they could have?
>>13264358I'm sure it'll make her really happy that someone appreciates her hard work.
>>13264384You know what kind of "bullying" I'm talking about.
>>13264377Probably because dummies say bully when they mean tease.