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Holy shit dem bewbs, I love the Yama!!!

>>13232092

Go to the penalty box and feel shame and wait for the Yama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw

She's only the judge of Gensokyo.

>>13232132
I'm just going to have a silent pray of sorry.

She would understand, being made of SEX.

>>13232089
There's nothing right about implants.

>>13232134

Gensokyo is the only shit that matters anyway. We couldn't handle or deserve the judgement of the Yama.

>>13232154
I believe in the Yama.

And her SEX body!!

>>13232198
The Yama is so sexy, goddamn I need to stop looking at her.

>>13232203
Yes, you do.

>>13232203

You are about to get lectured

>>13232219
"ghfdhh" indeed.

>>13232089
>>13232132
>>13232297
Does she even realize how enticing that pose is? Sometimes I wonder...

>>13232304

It is a good way to get your undivided attention while she is explaining things.

>>13232332
And a good way to induce lust and ensure the subject won't hear a word she's saying.

>>13232343

She gives a pop quiz after the lecture to make sure they were listening while she was adjusting her thigh highs.

>>13232349
And they'll fail it! It's not an effective strategy!
Even if it was, a Yama shouldn't be using sex appeal like that. Eiki wouldn't use it like that. And yet...

>>13232356
Eiki just radiates sex, it's just natural.

>>13232356

She just shows off her body a little bit. It is not like she stops the lecture and touches herself all over and masturbates herself to an intense orgasm and then continues on afterwards when her heavy breathing returns to normal.

I am conflicted about this.

In my opinion, the image of the Yama should be worshiped as a living buddha, but I can't concentrate at being a pure worshiper when the Yama has such a bombastic body like that, but that's not her fault either.

Such a hard case.

>>13232431
Accept her for what she is.

>>13232441
A living buddha with a BOMBASTIC body, got it!!!

>>13232477
bombastic actually means pointless and boring

>>13232540
That's now what it means though, isn't it?

>>13232543
No.

>>13232543
Yes.

Wakey Eiki.

>>13232089
She's just taking care of Gensokyo, she doesn't do the whole earth you fucking secondary.

>>13232690
She looks familiar.

>>13232694

I figured the reference would go right over your head and crash into the moon.

>>13233664
Nice damage control, gaylord.

>>13233677

Yeah.

Naw.

Also, thanks for the bump.

>>13233664
Do not expect these filthy unbelievers to even know what surrounds them.

>>13233684
And you keep trying to control all the damage.
I see you learned from Saijee.

Someone needs to walk up to her mid-lecture, grab her by the shoulders, and yell in her face about how pretty and cute and sexy she is. It's not just people being perverts, she's got a ton of genuine beautify and needs to realize it!

>>13233749
Can't I just walk to her, grab her by the shoulder, and give her a spanking? I think it'll be easier than trying to tell her she's cute.

>>13233728

>>13233770
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>>13233778

>>13233789
I want to lift her by her shoulders, and sit her on my knees while I'm reading her a story.
Until she finally snaps and start yelling that she isn't a child.

>>13233808

>>13233808
That's cute.

>>13233829
Why should I trust a loli with the rest of my afterlife?

>>13233846
She's very, very good at it.

>>13233846

Why the hell not?

>>13233899
Because I have trouble trusting a loli wearing a miniskirt with my fate.

>>13233904
But she's the best person for the job. Don't judge a book by it's cover, even if the cover is an incredibly pretty, cute, and sexy loli.

>>13233913
But I want to torture and have forced sexual intercourse with the cover with a whip and a candle.

>>13233960
That's bad.

>>13233982
Fuck off soul-less ginger.
Nothing will stand before me, and nothing will keep me from pushing Shikieiki down before lifting her skirt, lowering her panties, and dropping hot was on her white, round, small bottom while she's crying and biting the pillow.
This'll be a real waxwork.

>>13233991
Uh-huh.

>>13233991
>dropping hot laundry on her white bottom
Learn a new fetish every day.

>>13234059
I said WAX. From a candle.
.

>>13234067
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/was#Noun_2
Sorry kid. Ya dun goofed. If you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my locker room hazing with Eiki.

Who is the law?

Spanking Eiki with Komachi!

Do not sexualize the law.

>>13234152
I'm not sexualizing her, I'm teaching her what justice is, by spanking the fuck out of her at the slightest mistake, to make her understand that justice is swift, quick, and extremely painful.

>>13234173
Literally nobody understands justice better than a Yama. Your words fall on deaf ears, and this sin is added to your tally at the end of days.

Also you get beaten with the rod of remorse for presuming so much of a Yama.

>>13234000

I'd like to date Judge Dredd!

>>13234309
I never liked the Judge Dredd/Shikieiki association. They don't match at all.

>>13234342
They're both really focused on the LAWWWWWWWW.

If not for the "humans have no right to judge other humans" thing, I think Shiki Eiki would like the Judge.

>>13234353
I don't know. When Dredd finds someone breaking the law, he kills them. When Eiki finds someone sinning, she tries to get them to stop so they don't go to hell. Very different.

>>13234260
Yamas are not perfect. Just check PoFV, despite the fact she shouldn't, she does warn the various touhou she meets that they'll have trouble if they don't change their waty.
Which means it's possible to manipulate and spank her.

>>13234434
>despite the fact she shouldn't
What?

>>13234434

That skirt makes sinners of men.

>>13234447
Can Shikieiki blame me for my lustful desires if she's to blame for these desires appearing to begin with?
I wouldn't want to spank her if she was dressing properly.

>>13234447
Exactly why she needs to realize how good she looks.

A yama tempting mortals with her lewd body is a bad yama that deserves a heavy punishment.

>>13234486
Does it count if she isn't doing it on purpose?

>>13234492
Yes it is. The punishment shall be swift, merciless, and extremely traumatizing.

>>13234495
Merciless and traumatizing yes, but definitely not swift. It takes the lifespan of the universe multiple times over for to atone for grievous sins in hell.

>>13234517
Slow day?

>>13234513
True. It should take centuries, maybe even eons of spanking to reform her.

>>13234517

There is nobody around to life her skirt up to her stomach and rub her thighs while getting lectured.

>>13234519
>>13234651

Oops misfire. I was distracted by those legs.

>>13234651
I thought I was lusting after Nue's ass only, but I just discovered I'm just a ZR guy.

>>13234651

Life..her skirt..nice. LIFT.

Distracted again.

What happens if she tries to lecture the そなのか?

Will they be locked in place, doomed to repeat a cycle of lecturing and そなのかs for eternity?

>>13234770
Eiki will get fed up after 30 minutes and start viciously spanking her.

>>13232540


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bombastic

>>13235935
I love traditional art styles applied to 2hu. Admittedly this is pretty modern but it's still nice.

>>13235959
Urgh, that art, that face. No thanks.

>>13237784
Giving the Eiki a good spanking.

>>13237811

Eiki did nothing wrong.

>>13237816
Being cute is against the law and deserves a harsh punishment applied on the butt with a rice paddle.

>>13237835
>on the butt with a rice paddle.
You're going to severely damage the Eiki's butt and/or the rice paddle.

Neither were made to be used in that way. Especially the paddle. The material and size are inappropriate.

>>13238021
She's a youkai. She can handle a rough beating.

>>13238304
She's.... not a youkai. She's a Yama.

Youkai need to feast on humans. Shiki Eiki is above such vulgarities like that.

>>13239940
Youkais aren't just ferals meat-eaters. It means every monster in the book. Even including the tsukumogamis, who don't need to eat people to git gud.
Therefore, Eiki being tougher than the average little girl, she's not human, and if she's not human, she's youkai. And if she's a youkai, she can take the hits.

>>13240536
Well, it's true.

Youkai is a codeword for anything supernatural, even Sanae is a youkai due to her godly heritage.

But lunarians and Hourai people are considered humans/heroic spirits, at least according to A9.

>>13240536
She's not a youkai. She's a Yama, a divine spirit.


Doesn't mean she can't take the hits, but she's as seperate from youkai as humans are.

>>13240539
Of course, but in Gensokyo Youkai has a bit stricter definition.

>>13240539
>A9
If you're referring to Akyuu, say so, because you have me confused here.

>>13240543
Same. It's like saying "she isn't african, she's a tutsi".

>>13240549
Is a celestial a youkai? Clearly not, because eating their flesh burns them. Shiki eiki is a godlike being, not a youkai, and is markedly different given her place in the hierarchy of heaven and theoretically infinite (rather than extremely long) lifespan.

>>13240549
Shiki Eiki is a god. You know, Enma? Not a Youkai. She governs over hell.

>>13240557
that's wrong actually
Not the being a god part she just decides if you are just enough to make it into paradise


She doesn't actualy govern hell she just decides if you go there

>>13240549
Akyuu is A9...she's the ninth heir.
>>13240546
Nah, dear yama got featured in the youkai book.

>>13240565
She got featured in the youkai book, just like Reimu and Marisa, who are ordinary humans, as well as Tenshi, who is a celestial. In fact, the Yama section SPECIFICALLY states they are not youkai.

>>13240557
Gods are youkai too.

>>13240567
>"she isn't a youkai"
>"okay, she's vulnerable to magical attacks, can fly, and can take a painful spanking like a champ"
>"but she totally isn't a youkai"

>>13240567
nah, the Youkai book and the heroic legends are separated chapters of the Gensokyo chronicles.

And Tenshi was never featured in any encyclopedia book (PMiSS, SoPM) actually, even ZUN talked about it.

>>13240572
Who are you quoting?

>>13240572
Celestial are in PMiSS.

>>13240572
>Gods are youkai too
In Touhou they are specifically not.
It should be noted that it is possible that Shiki Eiki is a human, as a potentially promoted Jizou, but we just can't know.

>>13240582
The fuck is a Jizou? Can I spank it?

>>13240582
Celestials are in the unidentified part of the youkai encyclopedia.

>>13240586
This is "a" Jizou.

>>13240592
Looks like it's on drugs.

>>13240594
Don't bully random jizou, it's always happy and it gives traveler's luck.

>>13240586
A kind of monk/hermit/mystical Shinto wizard

>>13240601
That's the Jizou.

A jizou just means the various statues being modeled after him.

>>13240606
It's mentioned that some Yama are promoted Jizou so presumably theres more than one.

>>13240608
Duh, they are meaning the statue, not the actual monk.

Komachi did this in the fairy manga, exclusively implying that her boss used to be a jizou statue.

>>13240590
Just because Akyuu stuffed them in there doesn't mean they fit. Remember, she thinks lunarians are human and doesn't know what Sakuya is. She's not infallible, and a lot of celestials properties affect youkai but not other celestials.


Additionally, hermits are in that category, and they're just humans.

>>13240590
Aren't, like, random humans from the outside world in that category too? I don't think everything in that category is a youkai. I think Akyuu just didn't know what to do with everything else and just stuffed it in wherever.

>>13240615
Well it's true. Weird.

I think there's some sort of distinction anyway, since in CoLA, Reimu said she deals with youkai, not with ghosts, but in a hurry she says they are all youkai anyhow.

>>13240610
So why is Shiki Eiki female if all Jizou statues are male? I mean, it's not impossible she's one of the few remaining original Yamas, mind.

>>13240620
Jizou statues are stone, they don't have sex.

>>13240621
Doesn't mean they aren't carved to look male.

>>13240625
Yeah, but they are actually sexless (no piipii and all), so they can be whatever they imagine themselves to be when they get promoted.

>>13240619
I think the only way we'd really know is to ask an actual authority on the subject, like Reimu or Eiki, but we can't do that so its all just speculation.

>>13240631
They would have wildly different opinions themselves, or I do imagine.

I mean there's even a distinction between ghost and phantom.

>>13240634
Doesn't Eiki have nearly unlimited knowledge with her magic mirror, though? Its probably a matter of opinion but the youkai line has to be drawn somewhere, so they can be sealed or be burned by celestial flesh. And we know Akyuu can't be trusted to draw it because humans and hermits are in her youkai book.


This is confusing.

>>13240639
Shiki doesn't need to know if they are youkai or not, since all of them are going to hell anyway unless you are Hourai.

>>13240611
Oh boy, here we go with the "I AM TOTALLY RIGHT, FUCK THE TOUHOU BOOKS BECAUSE AKYUU IS UNRELIABLE THEREFORE MY HEADCANON IS RIGHT"

>>13240691
So, humans are youkai now? Is that what you're arguing for?

>>13240693
Nice strawmanning, newfriend.

>>13240691
To be fair, A9 can't be all right, all the times and her books are heavily edited/inspected by Yukari and the Hell & Heaven cycle.

>>13240694
No, seriously. Akyuu has humans included in the unidentified youkai section. Are humans youkai y/n?
IF not, then Akyuu is not entirely reliable and can be wrong about things. She is not writing from an omniscient point of view.


Answer the question. Do you think humans are youkai?

>>13240695
You know, the moment you decide a book isn't canon because of some made-on-the-spot excuse, you may as well ignore all the other works.
If PMiSS isn't canon because Akyuu is unreliable, then CiLR and SSiB aren't reliable either. Same for the Ghost Field Club stories. And in the end, same for everything.

>>13240696
(Nice strawmanning.)^2

>>13240695
He's blatantly trolling, don't bother.

>>13240699
Are humans youkai? Yes or no.


You have to answer the question eventually.

>>13240703
Who died and make you boss?

>>13240699
The games are written from an omniscient point of view, and can thus be relied on. Everything else is in-universe speculation.

>>13240704
You're the one claiming that Akyuu is reliable when she has made a patently false claim and labelled it as fact.

Are humans youkai? Yes or no.

>>13240706
>The games are written from an omniscient point of view
[Citation needed.]

For all you know, the game may be Reimu telling an unseen person how accident happened.

>>13240708
Except that they can be played from different perspectives, and are written directly by ZUN, including the afterword and profiles, who has literal omniscience over the world of Touhou. Try again.

>>13240714
The Akyuu book was written by ZUN, and yet you claim it's not canon.
Why should the game be canon when the book isn't? You can't just pick what you like in the canon and dissmiss what rustles your jimmies because "lol akyuu is unreliable".

>>13240708
Seconded to the citation request. Didn't ZUN say at some point that the games are from the point of view of the protagonist, which for example explains GFW?

>>13240717
First: are humans youkai? Yes or no.

Second: the foreword mentions that all do Akyuus information is given to her via the youkai themselves or via secondhand sources. Since Akyuu is in-universe, ZUN has written her as not being all-knowing, evidenced by her multiple mistakes. Anything written directly by ZUN and not through an in-universe avatar is truth, but an in-universe actor can be wrong (just like Akyuu).

Just because this one book is not 100% accurate does not mean that existence is void of truth. What it means is that Akyuu is not 100% right about her sources, whereas ZUN, as an omniscient actor, is always correct about what he directly states.
Try again.

>>13240718
Profiles and afterwords are written directly by ZUN, as well as the music commentary. I'm not sure how much of the games plot can be taken as truth, but anything referenced in the profiles including certain chunks of story information is true.

>>13240724
You keep picking what you want by claiming that whatever annoys you is not canon because "I said so".
You don't have any argument, you just keep repeating the same "b-b-b-but it's not canon" bullshit.

That's exactly what a secondary would do.

I'm not either of you, but you should all stop being so concerned about canon. You're talking about a series in which the creator has deliberately not expanded on things so that the fans can come up with their own ideas.

>>13240730
Are humans youkai? Yes or no.

Either Akyuu is wrong, or something verifiably untrue is true. Which is it?

>>13240733
I just want to know if he thinks humans are youkai. I'm wondering how long he will dodge around the question.

>>13240734
Can you PROVE that she's wrong?
I'll answer for you : you can't. You're merely assuming that she's wrong because you don't like what she says, and blaming the messenger is simpler than admitting your headcanon is shit.

>>13240737
Are humans youkai? Yes or no.

She says humans from the outside world are youkai. So, are humans youkai?

Answer the question instead of whining and complaining when called out.

>>13240739
>implying you're not the one whining
I don't see you proving that she's wrong. You only pick ZUN's translated words, and interpret them as you want. No proof, no real argument, just fallacies and spam.
Like a secondary.

>>13240742
Are humans youkai? Yes or no.
Either humans are youkai, which is a contradiction, or Akyuu is wrong about humans being youkai.

>>13240742
Who are you quoting, Anon?

>>13240760
That is a lewd MMD.

>>13240765
That's 3D custom girl.
Through it's easy to get confused, there are many faggots ripping 3DCG models and then saying "hey i haz maed this for mmd".

>>13240768
My mistake.

Are there any more?

>>13240770
A few relevant of this thread, yeah. Through they're not really fap fuel.

>>13240775
I wouldn't fap to those, I just enjoy seeing Shiki get a taste of her own medicine.

>>13240779
Oh? Anyway, here's the last one where she get spanked. In the others, she's the one doing the spanking. So I didn't save them.

>>13240785
A shame, her spanking komachi would more fit her natural role. Ah well.


So, Shiki as a loli or with an actual bust?

>>13240785
>being a spankfag
>not knowing the most famous picture ever
Go to http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/276786 you wannabe spankfag.

>>13240788
True, but having a little girl spanking a woman taller than her breaks my suspension of disbelief.
Also, both. Her huge hat makes her look like a young girl anyway.

>>13240791
I think that was animated.

>>13240791
Who are you quoting?

>>13240795
The canon size for Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu is very debatable.

I never get this spanking shit anyway, too tame and not cute, just sort of in the middle.

>>13240818
Explaining a fetish is like trying to explain an atheist why people would believe in god. Someone else probably can, I can't. All I know is that seeing a touhou getting spanked makes my dick happy. I can't explain why, but only spanking. Anything tamer, another more severe kills my boner.

Sorry, mate, I just lack the vocabulary to explain why seeing Shikieiki getting her bare ass slapped makes me happy.

>>13240823
Well, I don't want to understand anyway, just let your dick do the thinking man.

>>13240826
You forgot your fedora.

>>13240831
Wut? Since your brain can't explain your thing, I say let your dick justify it, anon.

No harm by it.

>>13240833
Not the brain. The fact that I have to explain it in a foreign language.

Because you know, there are people out there that aren't speaking English since they're 3.


Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>13240835
Why bother speaking anything but English since 3? If whatever language you spoke was so great, why are you here writing in English and not writing on some board in your own language?

>>13240835
As an ESL, I don't understand your pain, anon.

But spank away!

>>13240845
Because I'm polite enough to not shove my language down everyone's throat.

>>13238021

>>13241805
Shikieiki's tears are sweet.
That way, she knows the pain she'll be sentencing the lost souls to.

>>13232089
For starters, she should get Komachi under control before she sets out to judge the inhabitants of Gensokyo.

>>13243182
They are indeed wonderful things.

The Judge of the Dead asks for money, or she'll send you to hell!

>>13247516
That's not Eiki!

the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son

Don't break my heart
My shaky achy heart

>>13232431
Yamas are unenlightened beings though, so there's no need to worship them as such.

>>13232431
Yama do not deserve worship, for they are also part of Samsara.

>>13248725
God damn it

>>13235059
Pronounced Von Bath Tick, according to the lady doing the voiceover.

>>13240601
A Bodhisattva actually. The one that wants to save all beings from hell realms.

>>13240620
>So why is Shiki Eiki female if all Jizou statues are male?
Because she's not Jizou himself. The piety accumulated by the statue causes the birth of this being, but why should it determine what it looks like? Rebirth makes it so that a human might become an insect (as in there is a transition between 2 completely unrelated forms), so why should the looks of a statue have any bearing on the being it engenders?

>>13232297
>Filename
>45666
>666
Thanks Satan. She's not sending me to hell for lewd thoughts, right ?

>>13240539
>>13240565
>>13240572
Gods are not generally considered youkai in the Touhouverse. Yes, you can argue that youkai are essentially anything supernatural, but that isn't very useful for classification, while there are better definitions that are more frequently adhered to.

Youkai in a more accurate sense are beings sustained by fear in them (usually) and continue to exist by performing their "meaning to exist", which is basically whatever defines the youkai as that youkai. They're characterized by being antagonistic towards humans in some sense. Gods, meanwhile, are sustained by faith and are revered, and humans account for them to perform "miracles". The line can be thin depending on example, and in Touhou the line is intentionally vague, but it all deals with how they're treated by others.

Fairies aren't youkai either in this way, nor are phantoms, hermits, celestials, divine spirits, etc. The Yama are much closer to gods than anything else, especially in regard to how they're treated as Jizou statues and how they were promoted. That being said, it's also often case-by-case for what any particular character would be categorized as, especially in the cases where they "change" to a different existence.

>>13240691
>>13240699
You don't even have to get to this point. Yes, going "hurr Akyuu is unreliable" is fucking stupid, but it doesn't mean the other dudes are wrong, they're just not looking at the right things. Meanwhile, you're arguing that things in the "Youkai Encyclopedia" must be youkai as if this were a prescriptive definition, and were given an obvious example of why that fails. That isn't strawmanning, that's pointing out poor reasoning. Akyuu is only using youkai is a very general sense, since the whole point of the book is to describe non-humans for humans.

>>13232304
>Sometimes I wonder...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS6qTU1pP14

>>13252609
This argument is over and done with, no need to bring it up again.

>describe non-humans for humans
You realize it includes humans from the outside world, right?

>>13254526
>says the argument is over
>rekindles it anyway
Moron.

>>13254529
Hey, just pointing out a fault in reasoning. No need to be rude.

What's the punishment for impregnating the yama?

>>13254646
You'll be forced to marry her.

>>13254682
That's no punishment!

>>13254526
damn dude i even pointed out why that wasn't important
point is that it's information for the villagers about weird scary non-them things

I bet she'll knock teeth with whomever she shares her first kiss with.

>>13254526
>>13256337
I TOLD YOU TO NOT REKINDLE THE ARGUMENT
YOU DUMB FUCK

I hope you're proud.

>>13256834
She seems like the kind of person that takes rejection horribly.

>>13256834
good morning, misses Eiki

>>13258893
IN5ANE DIV1 XXX JUDGEMENT MONTAGE

I have to fuck the judge.

I want to lick her pussy all day long while she sends sinners to HELL.

>>13259708
God, this picture. If only sexy, mature Eiki could co-exist with the usual cute, short Eiki.

>>13259715
I want to lock one of those vibrator/chastity belt things on her and watch her try to do her job with it on.

>>13258840
It's not like she can't take no for an answer, it's just that confessing would probably very difficult for her.

>>13259720
I think Eiki looks the best with long, slender legs.

>>13259745
So does everyone. Thankfully either form can have them legs.

Lewdlaw.

>>13260991
She enjoys her job a bit too much.

>>13262396
No such thing.

>>13260991
The joke's on the Yama, I don't need a tongue to post on 4chan.

>>13265069
White gloves always make someone 2x classier.
Too bad my fashion sense is shit and I always associate them with fedoras.

Sexy jizou

>>13262396
Can't fault someone for enthusiasm.

>>13265670
Youmu is being drawn with white gloves lately. Can't say I'm a fan. At least they're not fingerless gloves.

>>13270591
White gloves don't suit Youmu. She's a gardener and chief and worker; they'll just get dirty.

>>13270605
She's also a bodyguard to a princess.

>>13274100
...wonder what shes thinkin bout in this picture

>>13274441
Sin and punishment.

Does the colour gray exist in the Yama's world?

>>13274463
As in, can she see the color grey? Of course.

>>13274463
Surely the one who passes judgement on the souls of the dead isn't simple-minded enough to see the world in only black and white.

>>13275093
"Things aren't as complicated as they seem." - Shikieiki.

>>13275153
"I enjoy hurting my boss. Does that make me a bad person?" - Komachi.

>>13279490
"You're a loose cannon, Onozuka! You're off the force. Turn in your gun and your badge!"

I'm sorry, it just came to me.

>>13279617
Eiki isn't big and important looking enough to be the chief.

>>13232380
Wait a minute

I think I know why I got an F on all my presentations

>>13232380
She shows off enough for it to be disruptive.

>>13279672
Don't you dare insult the 2hu who can beat the shit out of Yukari, Reimu and Yuyuko combining their powers.

>>13280000
I didn't mean it as an insult. She just doesn't fit that character.

Shiki Yamada is a pretty cool guy.

>>13280076
I want shiki to sit on my face and urinate.

>>13280076
If she were spanked a bit more, she would be an even better person.

>>13280057
She'd fit better as the last uncorrupt judge anyway.

>>13280982
Or as the last uncorrupt cop!

>>13283256

Thick yama and pantyhose.

Temptress.

>>13283370
It's a uniform. It can't be helped.

>>13283412

Dear lawd.

>>13283424
Wipe that grin off your face.

>>13283441

>>13283452
She doesn't like it either.

Why does every 2hu thread inevitably devolve into lewdposting? It's horrible.

A cute.

>>13283495

It is her fault really.

>>13283515
Is not.

>>13283256
>uncorrupt
We'll see about that.

>>13283515
Fuck off. If a thread isn't designed to be lewd by being indicated in the OP (for example >>13283750) then there's no reason it should be flooded with lewd content after ~100 replies. It happened to the Okuu thread, you can see it suddenly devolve into lewdposting. You can even head over to /e/ and make a touhou thread if you really want.

>>13284111
Everyone here is a pervert, and all we talk about is pretty women. It can't be helped.

>>13284111

So I should have made this thread elsewhere is what you are saying?

>>13284132
Eiki would be an awful teacher. Anything less than a perfect score would be an F.

>>13284158

Perfect math.

>>13283605
I wonder if she sometimes hits herself.

>>13280000
You don't have to be stronger than the Yama, you just have to be smarter.

She at least deserves a hug if anything. Not just out of pity, but out of understanding of her existence, that she has done nothing more than be a judge than an individual.

>>13280000
>who can beat the shit out of [...] Reimu
Reimu is as innocent and pure and white as the first snowflakes on the first night of winter.

>>13296319
>Reimu is innocent and pure

>>13300760
She's a bit dimwitted and desperate for money, but she's not a bad person.
The Yama has no influence over good and kind people.

>>13301927
Doesn't she just tell them to do whatever they're already doing better?

>>13301959
Yeah, but it's not like she punishes you. She just tells you what good deed you can do 'right now'. The main defense against her is to be good and just.

>>13291746
Poor Eiki. Why didn't she get a happy ending like Komachi did?

>>13304399
CGRascal?

>>13304875
Yup.

>>13304885
Figured. Can't understand anything the text says. Only thing I understand is that bad things will happen to Eiki's pooper.

I want Eiki to hold me while Masonna plays in the background.

>>13312356
I don't know what you expected, Eiki, putting on such a miniscule bikini.

>>13283617
Thanks for the wallpaper, anon. My computer feels brand new.

>>13312356

What's the deal with this artist and feet? I think he's some kind of pervert.

>>13313724
Please don't bully pervy artist!!!

>>13313724
Feet are the most attractive part of the female body.

>>13240744
Youkai are born from the fears of man.
Youkai when strong leave forms of monsters and take the forms of man.
Man can become Youkai that looks like man.

It obvious man fears themselves more than Youkai, and Youkai are extension of man, and by this logic yes and this isn't contradicting anything since Youkai are man themselves.

>>13314623
Don't give attention to the autist.

>>13313548

Glad you like it.