/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13241448
You fucked up.

>>13241448
Bearmode Jinko a best
Strong enough to break other girls over her knee
Soft enough to cuddle.

You had one job.

>>13241450
>>13241469
Sorry

>>13241454
I want to cuddle a fatstrong Dragon Girl!

Monster girl fandom should kill themselves

>>13242630
They should return to being god fearing christians this is pure satanism.

Genuinely surprised these threads haven't died out by now.

I want to have sex with a succubus

>>13243373
I want a Lilim to gently dom me along with a Pharaoh.

>>13242959
It's a bit too much fun on my part when you can bullshit like this.

>>13242959
It's an /a/ containment thread. /jp/ is full of retarded containment threads.

>>13241476
No you're not.

you can go ahead and delete this janitor.

So we're camping here?

>>13249109
I'm proud of her, she deserves more headpats pls drawfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1-96PtgLk

>Some asshole makes a shitpost thread 2 days ago
>Still not deleted

>>13249159
Well who cares at this point? Other than you.
Just got to find someone to post links and we're set.

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

So is this being repurposed as the new thread?

Reminder that these are the only kind welcome here.

>>13249171
Might as well be.
It'd be very distasteful to make another thread when one already technically exists.

>Thread talks about dragon sluts all the time
I wanna be a slut to a group of wurms!

>>13249171

No one seems to be attempting a proper one, and at some point I guess you have to just say, "Fuck it."

>>13249175
Those freckles make her tits look like hamburger buns

>>13241448
>>13249164
http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot dot com
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress dot com

Pick your poison

>>13249180
>Rips of clothing and presents yourself to a group of Wurms
>You expect them to rape you like the slut you are
>One of them puts a blanket on you
>"You must be cold with no clothing on!"

>>13249191
>Can I get a shake with that?

>>13249191

Makes you want to stick your meat in there, doesn't it?

>>13249193
You know, I'd be okay with that
>Try to get raped by a group of wurms
>They are too dense to rape you and just coddle you because they think you are too dumb to keep your clothes on

>>13249207
Hey, Wurms can be rapists too. One might mistake your resistance for a fun game, like cops and robbers.

>Please no, I'm saving myself for marriage!
>"Oh ho? Well this big, mean Oni doesn't care! Prepare to get raped like the slut you are!"
>Wait, what?
followed by confusing sex

>>13249219
>Wurms can be rapists too
>Oni
So she has a paper towel tube taped to her forehead?

>>13249219
Shota losing his virginity to a monmusu loli during a particularly realistic game of house when?

>>13249219
How sad would a Wurm be in this situation?

>Has crush on Anon
>Tries to sex him
>Mistakes his resistance for roleplay
>She gets locked in Wurm-prison and he hates her now
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

>>13249238
I 'm sure Wurms wouldn't go to prison for a misunderstanding.
They may still be punished though.

>>13249219
> thinking it's just a game, she rapes you like the heroine does every week on her favourite show, "Dragon (s)Layers"
> gets knocked up
> "B-but I can't get pregnant, we were playing pretend!"

>>13249245
>"BAD! BAD! NO!"
*smack on nose with rolled up newspaper*

>>13249238
> hating a wurm for trying to proactively date you
Is your whole body made of stone, or just your heart?

>>13249245
>They may still be punished though.

Rolled up newspaper swat to the forehead?

What'cha doing nerds redux.

>>13249264
Or banned from ice cream trucks and candy stores for a year.

>>13249266
Accepting that this is probably the real thread for the next two days, reading a document, and headed off to sleep.
I'll try to get some writing done for greentexts or something soon.
In the meantime I leave you with a choice Mamizou image copied from Danbooru and a plea to stay well.
Good luck, don't die.

>>13249266
I wonder how magic girl anime would work in MG... Magic boys? That get proactively dated by that CC milf witch on the moon.

>>13249245
Don't worry, Anon. Wurm-prison isn't that bad. It's kind of like summer camp. She goes to a compound in the woods for a few weeks and does fun activities with other wurms, like singing and making crafts, all while learning valuable lessons about consent and property damage.

The girls that behave get to play with the dire hellpup guards.

>>13249291
Manly sailor magic man! Wears a highly sexualized banana hammock but is otherwise basically just Sailor Moon with a beard.
Every little monstergirl has a figure of him.

>>13249266
What monster would MG deadpool be?

>>13249291
They fight against a CC rapist who tries to NTR innocent human boys away from their childhood friends.

>>13249304
>Wears a highly sexualized banana hammock but is otherwise basically just Sailor Moon with a beard.
Tom of Finland please go.

>>13249303
>dire
I personally don't like the whole "dire" thing that's been going on for a bit. Hellpups a cute anyway though

>>13249305
Ghoul or lich.

>>13249308
But if they aren't dire how will they survive being wurm-wrapped?

>>13249316
It's just that the original template was for giant versions of non-magical animals.
Using it as a catch-all for tough versions of monstergirls is sort of a violation against giant magical species, isn't it?
At what point is a dire cat a tiger?

>>13249266
Waiting for DOA5 torrents and KF2 early access

>>13249326
>KF2 early access

When? How?

>>13249331
Everyone is saying that it's going to be this week.

That said, would you make lodesa emone with your waifu?

>fuck up making thread
>people tell me I fucked up
>forget about it and move on to proper thread
>thread archives
>people are back to the fucked up thread
alright then, I guess.

>>13249316
>wurm-wrapped

>>13249362
Waste not want not, fuck up anon.

>>13249376
I just figured it would have been deleted long ago.

>>13249379
Yeah. You would have thought this would have been deleted over the past two days and yet here we are. Just try harder next time you make a thread,

>>13249362

OP of the thread before this here. It was the first successful thread I made and was confirmed by other Anons.

Get the subject line in there. Post a relevant picture. Make a relevant comment. And post the link for all the stuff that's been made in the past.

That's all that's needed. Have more Mamizou.

>>13249355
>€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€
OI YOU! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME YOUR WAD!
>¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
This is a journey into mana... loads of mana.
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>13249389
I want to get a Tanuki passed-out drunk and jizz into her wallet.

>>13249388
>>13249389
I do love me some Mamizou. She's just so round. Her tail I mean.

>>13249388
>>13249389
I see the TIDF is here.

>You will never gas Tanukis with your waifu
Nazi Uniforms are hot and I'd want my waifu to dress up in one.

>>13249397
I'm conflicted. On the one hand I like tanukis. On the other I like uniforms.

>>13249355
>¥€$
OI YOU! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME YOUR WAD!
>This is a journey into mana...loads of mana.

Here there be Dragons.

So Anons, should Lamias have butts or not?

>>13249450
No. Snake cloacae!

>>13249450
Lamias should have cloacas and not anuses. How the hell do you nourish that long of a tail otherwise?

>>13249450
Cheeks but not anuses

so, is lanternon dead?

>>13249450
The top of the snake bits should be shaped like the top of a butt but fade into the snake bit.

>>13249478
Surely not.

>>13249469

An interesting proposition.

>>13249481
then everything is fine!

>>13249492
Or is it? Dun-dun-duuun!

>>13249495
it was until you raised the question, i hate you now

You know what we need? Therapy wurms.

>>13249498
But come on, think about it. When was his last update? BECOME UNCERTAIN AND INSECURE WITH ME!
>>13249500
How would that work?

>>13249266
playing eo4 postgame
>no MG dungeon crawlers

>>13249484
Placates the cloacafags AND you get the glorious mounds, its a win-win

>>13249503
no! walk the path of fear of a writefag leaving a potential good story unfinished alone! you wont take me you!

>>13249516
HE'S GONE AND WE'LL NEVER GET TO READ THE REST OF IT! AAAHHH!

>>13249513
Hypothetical question, but if someone where to commission for Monster Girls drawn in Etrian Odyssey Class attires, what would you class would you want your waifu to be?

I'd have the Jabberwock be the Delicious Brown Arbalist.

>>13249503
People who are depressed or have other problems get matched with wurms who spend time with them and maybe do things with them, like arts and crafts or singing songs or such

>>13249549
And that makes everything okay forever?

>>13249549
That sounds horrible.

>>13249539
A Princess Wurm would be nice

>Wurm dressed in fancy attire who tries to boss everyone around
>Doesn't actually have any authority but no one has the heart to break her illusion so they just play along.

>>13249555
>"I want to be princess carried!"
I'd use a forklift.

>>13249539
What Monster Girl would be the Gunner and get the Jack Frost pin?

>>13249555
Not only don't they have the heart, they're probably terrified of earthquakes if she throws a tantrum.

>>13249539
Crow Tengu Zodiac or Princess.
any monster can be improved by drawing them as Princess.

>>13249561
Strikes me as someone in the uncaring/expressionless category so probably cyclopes or a dullahan that doesn't want frontline infantry role.

>>13249539
kitsune would work as arcanist or runemaster
lich for hexer, runemaster or arcanist
i get bored enough on buses to try to think up an eo-style game with MGs

>>13249574
But anon there's already monster girls in 1 and 3.

http://strawpoll.me/3998553

>>13249591
>no "I pet her with muh dick" option
SHIT POLL
Fuck off bob

>>13249309
>>13249305
Chimera.

>>13249590
NOT ENOUGH

>>13249591

>No "When she's a good girl and when she is truly sorry for doing something bad" option

>>13249596
Wouldn't you categorize that as deserving in your opinion?

>>13249603

Alright, this may work for now.

>>13249591
>all this conditional love
You shouldn't use your affection as a prize, anons. Always pat your daughterus and reward them with something else when they're good.

>>13249609
This, the only time she doesn't deserve headpats is when she's been a bad girl.

>>13249614
Then that's option two.

>>13249609
Maybe you have a point. I just won't forgive myself if she becomes spoiled.

>>13249609

>Patting your daughteru's head when she does bad things

It's like you want her to be a villain and have no friends.

>>13249590
Damn, that was brutal.

>>13249620
>villain
>no friends
But villains have friends, anon.

>>13249617
>>13249620
She won't become spoiled or evil from hugs. You should hug her when even she's been bad to show you love her unconditionally. Otherwise she'll think withholding affection as punishment is a normal thing. Just punish her some other way for it.

>>13249623
>Sona is friends with Ahri

She was lucky enough to find friendly mute girl, that's all.

Mordekaiser doesnt. :_:

>>13249623
>Holstaur villain with the power of friendship
Unstoppable.

>>13249627
>hugging when bad
>not corporal punishment

>>13249627
>Otherwise she'll think withholding affection as punishment is a normal thing

I'll withhold my affection until she apologizes and feels bad for what she's done. Then she gets the headpats.

>>13249620
So she'll grow up to be just like her Mother? I'm so proud of her then! I'd love to cook the family dinner while my daughteru eagerly talks to me and her mother about all the evil stuff she did at school! And then when she gets old enough, me and her mother will give her the "talk" about what she should do when she meets a Human Boy she likes: Kidnap him, lock him in a basement, and tell him that he now belongs completely and utterly to her and will remain locked in her home forever, never to see the outside world again, and the sooner he develops Stockholm Syndrome the better. Then begins the rape-until-acceptance stage. Just like how me and her mother met.

You know what they say Anon, a family that oppresses together stays together!

>>13249591
>no option reward with the dick

>>13249595
But Scylla
And the Deep Ones.
And Robots that just want to keep everyone safe by killing them so they don't find out about the deep ones.
and the robots that overheat you keep as party members
and the princess who sold her soul to the deep ones, became one all to see her brother

>>13249648
*to

>>13249629
What's stronger, Holstaur villain with the power of friendship, or her husband who's power of bonds is fueled by her love and bonds with others?

>>13249654
The Holst, she can activate Stampede Modo.

>>13249634
>hitting your daughteru with anything else than your dick
Disgusting.

How would /hbg/ react if I posted that I am a chuffslut?

>>13249658
The wonderful thing about Jinkos is that Jinkos are wonderful things.

>>13249658
>Jinkos begin bragging about how they have human boy sluts for them
>Dragon Girls begin going how they have Dragon Sluts
>Engage long winded debate between the two rival species

>>13249657
>Positive reinforcement of bad behavior
>Thinking unconditional love means unconditional spoiling
Even more disgusting

>>13249266
Eating (out) chicken.

>>13249609
>being a shitty parent

>>13249654
Both of them are beyond measure. Their children do not occupy the same dimension as us.

>>13249634
Beating your daughteru won't teach her anything else than to hide her misdeeds. Corporal punishment is both wrong and demonstrably doesn't even work.

>>13249665
Affection isn't a commodity, anon. It's not spoiling or reinforcement of any kind to hug your daughteru.

Anons I'm back for some reason I'm popular with girls now...

>>13249680

Are they Monstrous?

>>13249680
You sure you're in the right place?

>>13249649

I have no idea what you're rambling on about but that girl looks slimy and meaty and colorful and I want her.

>>13249680
You got a girlfriend didn't you?

>>13249682
What do you mean?

>>13249689
This isn't your blog or anything. Go talk about the bitches who can't resist your swagger elsewhere, okay?

>>13249688
Ehm... More like a got some sluts

>>13249658
What if I left my phone number in that post?

>>13249696
Unlimited Sext Works.

>>13249681
They are monsters indeed

>>13249702

If human girls are monsters on the inside, does that make them Monstergirls too?

>>13249696
Multimedia messages with ASMR-style chuffing tapes.

>>13249705
Yes

>>13249705
No, that would imply they're top waifu material.

>>13249705
Monster girls are monsters on the outside and good on the inside, while human girls are good on the outside and monsters on the inside. They're literally the opposite of monster girls.

>>13249679
>Corporal punishment is both wrong and demonstrably doesn't even work.

Worked just fine for thousands of years and still works just fine. The threat of force is actually more effective than force itself. Most good kids only get spanked a handful of times in their lives, but they fear it if they mess up.

Also
>Hugging your daughter and patting her head after she's been bad, not stupid kid mistake but legit bad
>Not reinforcing bad behavior
>Not turning her into a spoiled brat
What is tough love, anon.

>>13249695
Well, that's fine too. Guess you're having a jedi mojo period. Get out of here and enjoy it while it lasts.

>>13249713
Aren't we all nonsters inside?

>>13249708
>ASMR-style chuffing tapes
My weak point has been attacked for massive damage.

>>13249679
>beating you kids doesn't work

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>13249714
>they fear it
You WANT your children to be AFRAID of you? Wow. You're a dick. I hope you get testicular cancer.

>>13249714
>>13249725
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12081081
First thing that comes up with pubmed corpotal punishment. No study ever has supported the idea that beating your kids would make them good, in fact it does the exact opposite.

>>13249728
>Being afraid of consequences is the same as being afraid of a person
Try to twist those words some more, hippie.

>>13249732
Oh sure, your kids will LOVE you, it's just the things you do to them that they're scared of. They'll totally differentiate between those.
Oh, and I hope the cancer you get is inoperable, too.

>>13249721
Humans are a sexyfied version of monkey monsters, the only specimen that also made it with a monsterboys' half.

>>13249478
>>13249503
>>13249519
So I stated that my next chapter would be done around the Wednesday before last, which proves beyond all doubt that I am a liar par excellence. What I'll say now is that I got a boatload of work shoveled onto my plate which has only recently been cleared up, and that my laptop is once again producing the litany of typing sounds that it usually does. I'll also say that I've been thinking over my long-term story way more than it probably needs, but there are a couple spots in it that are making me uncertain and uncomfortable, which is slowing down damn near everything else I'm doing.

TL;DR: I'm alive, but slower than molasses in January, and I'm sorry.

>>13249731
Nigger take your studies elsewhere. It's not about making anyone good or bad, it's about showing them action have consequences, not always pleasant. You think a kid who gets the daylights beaten out if him, in good time, is gonna repeat the bad behavior? Nah, I've seen it, it works, hell, I'm proof.

>>13249746
Return to your grave, spirit! The Rack of Hathor compels you! The Rack of Hathor compels you!
Update when?

>>13249731
>The abstract literally says it was a study of how corporal punishment affected a few types of behavior in children
>Doesn't condemn it
>Goes on to say over half of the behaviors analyzed need further research to make any relevant correlation

>>13249750
>I'm proof
Of what? That getting beaten as a child results in you ending up as sexual deviant on the internet?

>>13249738
>Thinking kids are this stupid
>That they can't reason by the time they're a toddler
They're smarter than you give them credit for.

>>13249757
Whatever helps you sleep at night, sicko.

>>13249755
That a good ass whipping saves trouble later.

Me being a "sexual deviant" is not my parent's fault. That's on someone else. Hehehe.

>>13249766
And if you hadn't received a good ass whipping, you might as well be the CEO of a major company with a healthy sex drive, a wife and kids.

>>13249764
>Not being able to read by two
>Not being able to multiply and divide by five
Just because you grew up retarded and slow doesn't mean that most of the kids in the world aren't capable of it.

>>13249753
>11 effects studied
>7 major remaining issues for future research.
>not even 7 of the 11 effects
>Parental corporal punishment was associated with all child constructs, including higher levels of immediate compliance and aggression and lower levels of moral internalization and mental health.
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
Do you speak English? Are you deliberately misunderstanding?

>>13249750
>You think a kid who gets the daylights beaten out if him, in good time, is gonna repeat the bad behavior?
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
Yep. Getting beaten doesn't teach kids that what they did was wrong, it teaches them not to get caught.

>>13249731
This generation didn't beat their kids, and now look at all the millennial in college. Pussywhiped SJWs who think the world revolves around them and get triggered if anything offends them in the slightest. Also

>Daylights beaten out of them
>Implying spanking is the same as abuse
I've been both spanked with the belt and abused as a child, and I can assure you they are two entirely different things, and only retards who've never experienced either think they're the same thing.

>>13249777
Anon, I think you're confused. The bit about getting the daylights beaten out of you was from a guy on your side.>>13249750

>>13249772
They're making an assertion
>Associated

And without seeing their r-squared values (which can be as low as .42 in sociological material, or only correct 42% of the time) then there's nothing backing it up from what's presented. I write geologic abstracts for journals and meetings all the time and that one stinks of inconclusive. They'd push harder if they were more solid. The extra issues for research is especially apologetic because you usually save that for the conclusions and never include it in the abstract at all.

>>13249769
I own my own home and support myself. I am free to live as I please and indulge in my hobbies and appetites. I have some good friends and when I want something, food, drink, sex, fun, I go get it. Basically, I'm living the dream, so I don't know what the hell you're on about.

>>13249783
Wait, is that Freedom-kun?

So, BBfags, have you found the Ring of Betrothal, married the dolfu and "bear a special child" yet?

>>13249784
Who are you?

>>13249793
Wait, for real?

>>13249780
>Implying that makes the comparison OK
Corporal punishment builds character and morals and, during the young stage of development when moral reasoning is basic, helps establish the idea of consequences from your actions. Once a kid turns older it's no longer needed as their moral reasoning should have grown from beyond "If I do this I get bad result".

Point is that spanking is needed otherwise you'll end up with a spoiled screeching beast for a daughteru who dyes her hair impossible colors and has a tumblr. And that is the worst possible thing that could happen to you.

>>13249798
Who I am is of no concern. What matters is that you are a villain, and therefore I must defeat you, as an ally of justice!

>>13249782
>r-squared values (which can be as low as .42 in sociological material, or only correct 42% of the time)
That's not what it means, anon. It's pretty shocking that a supposed geologist would get that wrong. 0.42 would mean that it explains 42% of the observed effect. Did they really teach you it's a direct match for being correct at a real university?

>>13249805
>you are a villain, and therefore I must defeat you, as an ally of justice

Fuck off you dumbass chuuni.

>>13249804
Anon, I was never abused by my parents and I turned out just fine. I was never even given any detention at school. Ever. Why did I behave myself if I was never under any threat of violence? Or any other kind of threat for that matter, the concept of getting grounded was always completely foreign to me.

>>13249810
A chuuni is preferable to a piece of shit like you. Just accept that you're evil and take your punishment so you can learn to be better.

>>13249804
>a spoiled, screeching beast of a daughter who dyes her hair impossible colors and has a tumblr

KEK.

No you're right, but still.

>all this shit about child abuse
Okay, so... can you guys stop?

>>13249813

>>13249828
What? So you can beat kids when they do stuff you don't like, but when someone beats you it's not okay anymore?
Typical of a villain like you, Freedom-kun.

>>13249823
Why? Does it trigger you?

Surely Monstergirls wouldn't pounce a apathetic guy who doesn't make a big deal out of things like sex but still is a good guy who agrees on helping other people get shit done if asked without bothering to ask for anything in return, right?

>>13249823

I want to be gang mofued by a bunch of faceless ara ara Kitsunes

>>13249832
More like it's meaningless shitposting that's not even about Monster Girls. You know?

>>13249823
Thumbnail makes her look like she's farting for some reason.

That said, getting rid of those knots must be a nightmare.

>>13249811
>I was never abused
Nice SJW tactic there. I didn't say parents should abuse their children, I said that spanking should be more common practice. Don't try to twist my words faggot.

>Why did I behave myself if I was never under any threat of violence?
Honest opinion? You were a beta pussy as a child who was either a complete shut-in and never stepped out of line or did much, or autistic. You were in a minority who had socially awkward quirks which kept you from doing things most kids would do, like throwing rocks or other stupid kid shit.

Also side note, I'd want to be spanked by a Kraken, that'd be kinky.

>>13249830
>RP

>>13249840
>says the guy who thinks he's John Galt

>>13249836
Except we're talking about disciplining monster daughterus you mong.

>>13249807
When you get it from something like a welsh's-t to compare 2 variables, it means that your predictive formula was only correct 42% of the time.

Say you're doing stable isotopic analysis of C13 isotopes in relation to climate analysis with a Dunbar conversion compared to air samples from ice core standards.

It has nothing to do with percentage of effect. It has to do with how well the calculated curves match the measured curves.

>>13249832

>Does it trigger you?

>>>tumblr

>>13249837
Can't unsee.

>>13249731
There is literally nothing wrong with beating your child
If my parents had balls and actually beat me good, maybe I wouldn't be a lazy piece of shit who can't even focus on important things or finish the work

>>13249839
Now now anon, there's a difference between an adult Kraken spanking a consenting adult human boy, and an adult beating his helpless children.
>in a minority
You know anon, where I live beating your children is illegal.

>Does it trigger you?

>>>/tumblr/

>>13249851
I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>13249839
Aww shit nigga, we got a badass over here, in the thread where people masturbate to imaginary women!

>>13249834
Periods and commas, USE THEM.

>still shitposting
C-come on guys. It can't be that much fun. Let's go back to the happy zone, okay?

>>13249848
Reminds me of this. It's even funnier because it's true.

>>13249855
>Still on the "Spanking is beating your child and abuse! Why can't every country be as progressive as mine, I wish I was in Sweden :c"
Well this is obviously going nowhere. When your daughteru yells at you to check your privilege as she sells your shit to buy Tranny-Tyrone a new car, I hope you take it with pride.

>>13249858
I wasn't saying that to sound tough though, I honestly believed that. Those are the kind of kids that would fit what the poster described as his behavior.

Honestly though, I'm sure at least 80% of this thread, including myself, has some serious psychological problems that lead them to all the weird shit this thread can be into, like stockholm syndrome, femdom, girls with weird features, and all the other shit.

The remaining 20% that are mentally sound are those anons that have the Holstarus waifus and are from Texas.

>>13249873
>le ebin sweden maymay
I see.

>>13249884

SWEDEN

YES

>>13249873
>psychological problems that lead them to [liking] girls with weird features
I wonder what psychological problem leads us to like Abominations. I'm bipolar, but that's about it.

>>13249855
Yeah , one is for fun, the other to prevent further fuck ups. Your point?

>>13249884
>Defending Sweden
Sweden is a real world MGC without the cute girls.

>>13249873
>psychological problems that lead them to all the weird shit this thread can be into

I think you mean 4chan.

>>13249891
Instead you get mulslims.

>>13249889
>further fuck ups
But child abuse is worse than whatever it is you're trying to keep them from doing.
>>13249891
Now I don't particularly like Sweden but I'm not going to pretend some Muslim slums represent the entire country. They've got like racist farmers to keep the spirit of old Sweden alive and stuff.

>STILL shitposting about this
>only with more /pol/
Guys, guys. What would it take to get you to stop? Do you want maybe some smut to fap to?

>>13249904
Shut up, dad, I'm fighting the Culture War on the internet!

>>13249904
Only if it involves child beating

>>13249898
If they deserve the ass whooping it's not child abuse. And I don't know about the other guy, but no one is saying string them up in a board and beat them till they're black and blue. A good conk on the head is enough.

>>13249904
>What would it take to get you to stop?

Alps.

>>13249911
You do that dear, but keep in mind that if you turn into a landwhale, no man will ever love you.

>>13249904
No one is forcing you to participate, you could start your own topic, geez.

>>13249918
What a coinky-dinky that is, eh?

>>13249918
Beating alps senseless? I could get behind that.

>>13249925
Okay that's it, I'm done. You people are just plain evil. Write your own damn smut.

>>13249925
Yeah lets beat up alps!
They aren't even real Mgs anyway, they are just homosexuals that became women.

>You will never be spanked by a healthy lewd Succubus

>>13249898
>But child abuse is worse than whatever it is you're trying to keep them from doing.
Once when I was a kid I played in a road. I was yelled at and spanked for that. I learned not to play in the road. If I hadn't been spanked I'd probably be dead. How is playing in the road better than spanking?

>>13249911
>Telling parent to shut up
That's it young lady I'm taking the computer away and we are going to go out and do boring family stuff!

>>13249929
Dont forget to take her phone too.

>>13249927
PUNCH ALPS! KICK THEM WHILE THEY'RE DOWN!

>Less
>Doing cute stuff

Does not compute

>>13249926
No one asked you for any.

>>13249937
Yes they did. Yesterday.

>>13249928
>You will never be spanked by a healthy lewd Succubus

Good

Wurms are good! Wurms are great! Wurms are what we appreciate!

Do we have any art of Easter Bunny girls?

>>13249939
Good for you, do you want a cookie?

>>13249943
I CALL BULLSHIT!

>>13249943
Wurms are lewd! Wurms think about sex every seven seconds!
One, two, three, four, five, six, SEX!
>>13249947
Yes.

>>13249925
>>13249927
>>13249934
You guys are going to lose your waifus and get deported from MGE-land when the Alp Lilim finds out

>>13249946
No but you could paint a wererabbit's tits to look like easter eggs.

>>13249943
Wurms are smarter than what you make them out to be.

>>13249955
B-but how will we ever have an Easter-egg hunt?

>>13249933
But daaad, how am I supposed to send uninvited sexts to all the human boys over rapechat without my phone?!

>>13249904

I just realized that lamia is simulating leglocking with her tail.

SHE'S LEGLOCKING WITH HER GODDAMN TAIL

>>13249963
Use the postal service

>>13249963
Well you should've thought of that before you became a participant in culture wars. Now be glad we don't live in barbarian land where I would kick your teeth in for not calling me sir at the start and end of every sentence.

>>13249964
Is there a problem? She obviously knows what guys like.

>>13249965
>Spats-clad puffy vulva postcards
Excellent.

>>13243866

>>13249973
Here it comes.

>>13249974
Let me step it up a notch.

>>13249973
I want to tell a Lilim that I'm a Smugslut!

>>13249977
That will make her even more smug! Was this your plan all along?

>>13249973

>>13249976

So this is how you touch the cow, huh.

I'd rather breathe, no deal.

>>13249962
>>13249974
That's how.

>>13249983
But he does breath in the last panel on that page, what's the problem?

>>13249982

>>13249980
My guess is that he's trying to make her so smug that she collapses upon herself like a smug star.

>>13249982
>>13249973
>>13249987

You're doing it again.

For fuck's sake YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN

>>13249984
So she ate all the eggs, and now it's all in the fat of her tits?

>>13249980
Of coursh!

>>13249992
Gotta make her sweat if you want her to burn that fat off, which I don't see why you would.

>>13249986

Looks like she's merely teasing him in that image, and he ended up gasping for oxygen.

I don't wanna know how long cows hold you in when they mean business.

>>13249988
>My guess is that he's trying to make her so smug that he spontaneously ejaculates at the sight of her face
Fixed.

>>13249936
dat's cute

>>13249999
Not very, they're docile creatures who desire verbal praise during sexy times to make sure they're not doing it wrong.
They're kinda like Alps in that regard. Only they're good for something.

>>13249973
>>13249982
>>13249987
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again attach your little Mari Table Flip images up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "smug" Mari Lilim, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Lilimfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "EVERYTIME YOU POST THAT I'LL POST THIS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>13250003

I don't trust them.

>>13249976
I'm reading this right now. The hero got injected with a venom that killed his sex drive and he started to behave with the density of a Shirou.
>If you dress like that, you're going to catch a cold!

Which monster makes the best gyaru?

>>13250012
>doesn't trust cows
Anon, they're like, the least deceitful creatures in the world.

>>13249987

>>13250018
I have always, and will always, love this picture. Someone should write about it.

>>13249999
>>13250003
>>13250012
They are proud of their tits so of course they want to show them off to you by pressing them up against you and putting parts of your body between them. They just want you to rub them and make them feel as good as they make you feel.

>>13250020

>>13250020

Comrade stop that shit

>>13250025

The more you post this the more people will get tired out it and it will be manticores all over again

>>13250026
They have to dump it every single thread.
>>13250028
I doubt they care, wouldn't be surprised if its somebody from #tailpussy.

Pappara funifuni pappara hoehoe pappara funifuni tamago~

>>13250033
I see.

>>13250025

>>13250042
It never ends, does it?

>>13250033

No, you can't spit fire in this thread.

>>13250033
What is this language you are speaking half naked dragon?
Mink a great

>>13250047
There's lots here that should be burned though.

>>13250021
>"Never fear Ma'am, for I shall slay the evil puppet attacking the end of your tail! "

>>13250052
>"Good sir, you cannot! The puppet is one with my flesh! To rend it would be to rend me!"
>"But you can grow it back, can't you?"
>"Oh the horror, the horror!"

>>13250021
Is it confirmed to be based on any setting or simply random monster girls and a guy?
I just feel a bit uneasy with the whole sportive air the image gives off thinking the artist might headcanon it switching to guro in next 2 seconds.

>>13250058
I don't know and I don't care. It's a nice image, and as a random internet person it is my right to do with it what I please. As it is yours. I'm not writing it. Are you?

>>13250057
Shakespearean greentexts when?

>>13250067
We need Kapitan trying to woo Anya like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VAelC_QsI

>>13250067
We already had that 'shall I compare thee to a summer's tit' a few threads ago.

>>13250071
Oh, right. Forgot about already.

>>13250011

>>13250033
well that's going to be stuck in my head for like a week, thanks fuckface

>>13250021

I'm not good enough to be a writefag, but whenever I see that picture I always imagine him being scared, trying to defend himself, but gets wrapped up obviously, and then he begs for mercy and pleads as he realizes he can't defend himself. They jokingly question him what makes him think they'd kill him in the first place, and he can only realize he's blindly believed everything he's been told about monstergirls. They then promptly make love to him.

That's my simpleton interpretation of that picture.

>>13250082
Care to share?

>>13250076
So fluffy.. I want to rub myself all over her legs.

For some reason you find yourself homeless in monster girl city and short on money, lucky for you a totally not shady goblin landlord has a few places open but the catch is they all come with a room mate.

1. Goth Leanan Sidhe. There's no sign of the bright colourful clothes you'd usually see her kind wear, she prefers black dresses, dark lipstick and tons of eye shadow. Her paintings are far from normal too, her forte is a mix of grotesque and abstract art which she paints while blasting metal which puts most people off. Behind all the darkness and gloom she's a sweet girl who would be happy to cook for a potential room mate and would love to share her movie collection with someone, most of which are horror movies where the amazoness dies first.


2. Zombie Weresheep. She accidentally walked out in front of a Wurm marathon but her Lich friend resurrected her. She has a broken horn, blue skin and a scar from where her arm was sewn back on but otherwise she looks like a normal Weresheep. She has the heating on 24/7 for most of the year but apart from that she's just your usual laid back sheep and needs to visit her friend for a check up once a month. Just be careful if she decides to use you as a daki since she's still not used to her newfound zombie strength.


3. Trainee idol Minotaurus. Despite having muscles suited for body building and feet unfit for dancing her lifelong dream has been to become the first idol of her kind, even if her personality would make die hard idol otaku run in fear. As you'd expect from a Minotarus she's pushy and selfish, she expects potential room mates to help with her training by watching her practice and giving advice. The problem is she's as shy as a doppelganger when wearing cute clothes and blushes extremely easily, if she sees you as helpful you can probably expect a private performance or two as thanks.


If none of them are to your liking the landlord has one last place you could stay.

>>13250083

you could also throw in that the mom is husbando hunting for her daughter

after the sex all three of them enjoy apple pie with the guy being in disbelief of being so kindly treated by monster girls.

>>13250088
I pick two.

>>13250086
enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAdr94fzNPA

>>13250088
I'll take the mystery box.

>>13250092
I LOVE IT!

>>13250088
I take 3. And make sure to leave a cute sundress on her door one day as thanks for being my room mate

>>13250088
#1 is basically my dream waifu

>>13250013
Keep reading. It gets better.

>>13250088
I really think I would get along with the Lenan Sidhe

>>13250088
I want to live with the goblin landlord

>>13250106
>gets better
I wasn't implying there was anything wrong. The damn genie is having a bad time.

>>13250083
>beg for mercy

DISGUSTING.

>>13250089

That sounds completely lovely. I like it.

>>13250088
1 sounds great.

>>13250092

The fuck is this

>>13250110
Ah one of the good demons.She's only there once so you can forget about her.

>>13250132
Priscilla in a happier world?

>>13250138
Stop telling me how to enjoy the damn manga.

Would you betray all of humanity and send them into a life of slavery to get to live the dream life with your waifu?

I would, fuck you guys.

>>13250143
It's for your own good.

>>13250147
Me too. If that guy from Avatar can betray humanity for some booty, why can't I?
>>13250148
SILENCE!

>>13250132
>not knowing Dragon Half
Mink is the best retro monster waifu.

>>13250147
Yes, only I would try to make them a little happy before they get sent to the whorehouses

>>13250088
Idol Mino
Idol Mino
Idol Mino
That sounds cute as fuck.

>>13250088
Number 1 seems to be the most appealing, though the last place has me curious...

>>13250168
Here's a cow I've never seen before.

>>13250168

Something looks off here.

>>13250179
Puffy vulva. Puffy.

>>13250147
>Clearly an evil act
>Waifu only likes heros and good guys
Conflicting.

>>13250189
But you are a hero, for you unified all of humanity.

>>13250193
>>13250147

>Fuck your entire race over in order to be with your waifu
>She ends up not liking you and tells you to fuck off

>>13250132
The golden age of anime.

>>13250189
A hero is in the eye of the beholder. For example, the general public thinks Hitler was a villain, but we all know he was a Hero.

Think, you'd be like Batman. The world thinks your a villain, but your acts are truly heroic. Remember one of the great Star Wars lines:

>"From my point of view, the jedi are evil!"

>>13250149
But he wasn't betraying all of humanity. He was trying to save an indigenous people from humans who just wanted the planet for resources.

>>13250193
>>13250201
Well when you put it like that, I'm just another crusader for unified love and peace so it evens out.

>>13250204
He fucked over humanity's chances for obtaining the resources required for expanding into space. He also caused countless people doing their jobs to die. He was a traitor piece of shit and even though I would give myself over to the first Dragoness who told me to grovel before her I still despised that guy and everything the movie stood for.

>>13250201
>the general public thinks Hitler was a villain, but we all know he was an Hero.

FTFY

>>13250201
Betraying the human race means I have the high ground

>>13249936
Nice, we could always do with more cute stuff.

>>13250215
pls do not bully the Hitler!

>>13250213
>fucked over humanity's chances for obtaining the resources required for expanding into space
I'll admit its been a long time since I've seen the movie but I don't remember that at all. The way I remember it, it was pretty much like what happened with the Americas, we didn't need any of that shit but we wanted it so we fucked over an entire indigenous people for it.

>>13250219
Seems he's getting into animation.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49549288

lewds when?

>>13250215
I chuckled.

>>13250219

"What big teeth you've got, kid!"

>>13250219
That girl just doesn't like the dentist.
>>13250228
>we didn't need any of that shit
That "shit" was the one thing that made travelling to that damn planet worth it. It was a rare element that solved all energy problems. Reminder: the stuff had a value of 20 million dollars a kilo.

Buffcows, anyone?

>>13250088
Going number 3 on this one

>>13250201
>>13250212
So what if I betrayed humanity to Monsters then betrayed monsters about the betrayal and then went right back to monsters after another betrayal. I know two wrongs dont make a right, but I have three wrongs. That's equal to one right with a remainder of one wrong. That should reverse everything. I'd be in the clear afterwards with a perpetually confused Tengu.

>>13250238
Kinda getting cheesy there.

>>13250216
You underestimate humanity's power

>>13250241
Ocelot go home, you're drunk.

>>13250125
>After the sex the both of us laid on the bed, tired.
>How bizarre, was the only thing I could think right now.
>When I was caught I was certain that they would carefully and slowly kill me while slowly ripping away at my flesh.
>At yet the pair of Lamia seemed confused and worried when I told them what I assumed my fate to be.
>As I mull this contradiction over a heavenly scent of apples fills the air.
>"Ah! Looks like Mom's done with the pie! Her apple pies are the best!" The younger lamia exclaimed, her fatigue now gone.
>"Who wants pie...?" The mother lamia appeared with a freshly baked pie in tow.
>She set it down on a nearby table and started cutting.
>I felt out of place. But the pair of Lamia seemed happy to share this moment with someone who was prepared to fight to the death against them not too long ago
>"Don't worry there's no poison in it" The mother laughed and winked at me. Even though she had perfect reason to assume that I would be paranoid I was actually at ease.
>They both look at my face as I bite into, awaiting my reaction.
>"It's really good!" She really got it right.
>They both cheered happily at my response.
>I was expecting to be crushed to death, eaten alive, and so on but this struck as so..
>..normal.

>>13250249

>"You're drunk"
>Not "You're pretty drunk"

Fluffy
Chubby
Huskygirls

>>13250247
Don't do it!

>>13250238
Too cheesey.

>>13250247
Humanity is full of smelly dumb dumbs. Monstergirls are prettier and stronger.

>>13250261
I smell a Wurm. A Wurm who didn't take her bath. Again.

>>13250256
>Chubby
Where?

>>13250257
>Paladin leaps to attack the Incubus
>Incubus uses Waifu's Mamono Magic to fire tentacles at the Paladin
>Paladin ends up Alping
>Palalp is now barely crawling on the ground as tentacles cover her
>"I HATE YOU"

>>13250247
Humanity sux
1/10 would betray

>>13250269
>"I loved you Andrew, I mean Annie!"

>>13250256
That's just a Senran.

>>13250256
>Chubby
>Abdomen flatter than a plank

>>13250270

You wouldn't betray the faction with the biological, chemical, nuclear and radiological weaponry whose absolute nature is violence and war, would you?

Of course you wouldn't.

>>13250295
I would because they'd begin thinking with their dicks.
Humanity is the easiest to conquer why do you think we're so good at it?

>>13250295
That's exactly why I would betray them. Humans are jerks and monstergirls will help them not be jerks and be happy for once.

>>13250093
>>13250170
You end up living with the Goblin landlord. In truth she's living off money sent to her by her Hobgoblin mother who runs an national crime syndicate and the apartment renting deal is just to avoid suspicion. She avoids getting her hands dirty in the whole crime thing and spends her time at the local arcade with other Goblins and will drag you along if she thinks you have free time. Really she's just a fun loving girl with a questionable source of income. You can also expect semi-frequent visits from her mother who will shower you with hugs and lewd innuendos while asking questions about your living arrangements, much to her daughter's embarrassment.
>>13250109
Mind reader, I did make it pretty obvious though

>>13250219
I wish she was my little sister.

>>13250273
>Later Old Chief Paladin recovers the Alped Paladin, who has glazed over eyes and is foaming at the mouth from all the pleasure of the tentacles, now forming as some weird kinky underwear
>Has some other Paladins carry her out to the medic room, where they place her in enchanted armor suit that counteracts the tentacle panties/bra
>"Lord Vadalp, can you hear me?"

>>13250302
Score.

>>13250303

Dickings involved? I hope not.

>>13250305
>"Where's Paulie? Where's my heterosexual lifepartner?"

>>13250307
Never dick family. I just wanna sit her in my lap while we watch a movie together then tell her she needs to get her homework done before tomorrow, and also to stop destroying buildings in a rampage when she doesn't get her favorite dessert at lunch.

>>13250295
Magic. Turn bombs into confetti, bullets into butterflies.
>"Make love, not war!"

>>13250295
I would if the other side had the absolute power of MAMONO MANA

>>13250312

>Never dick family.

My fucking brother-in-arms. Couldn't agree more.

>>13250311
>"It seems, in your anger, you were NTRed by Paulie."

>>13250321
>"Do not want!"

>>13250316

Is love as warm as thermate burning at 4000+ ºC through living tissue?

>>13250316
Now I'm just imagining a magic using wurm on the battlefield innocently turning land mines into Potpourris.

>>13250325
Lava Golem is going to say "yes".
>>13250327
>"You're a dumb-dumb! And you're a dumb-dumb! Don't you all know that even hardhats don't protect you from bullets?"

>>13250327
>She steps on a landmine that she forget to turn

Wurm go Boom boom!

>>13250330
>she gets thrown up in the air and she giggles all the while, falling on several other mines, setting them off and repeating the process until the field is cleared

>>13250088
>Idol minos

>>13250334
I wanna fuck that rabbit.

>>13250330
>implying it's not an aura.
>spending time with her troll friend, flowers now grow where she slithers and everything is rendered safe and cheerful

>>13250334
>Dog girl with no Polt nose
And yet now every one has Polt nose going on.

>>13250334
I forgot about that mouse girl.

>>13250334
Will Kimihito somehow end up getting involved with this group at some point?