Monster Girl Thread-Crouching Tiger Edition

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Monster Girl Thread-Crouching Tiger Edition Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:29:49 No.13241448 [Reply] [Original]

in which we discuss the superiority of big, muscled cats

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:30:41 No.13241450 >>13241448 You fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:32:05 No.13241454 >>13241448 Bearmode Jinko a best Strong enough to break other girls over her knee Soft enough to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:39:36 No.13241469 You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:41:41 No.13241476 File: 29 KB, 644x644, 1409347796839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13241450 >>13241469 Sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:48:16 No.13241476,1 lol holy sh-t

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 13:52:12 No.13241503 >>13241454 I want to cuddle a fatstrong Dragon Girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 14:00:29 No.13241503,1 I dont get it what went wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 18:15:46 No.13241503,2 >>13241503,1 FORGET TO 'X', WE ALWAYS 'X' XDXDXD

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 18:38:23 No.13242630 Monster girl fandom should kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 18:50:36 No.13242689 >>13242630 They should return to being god fearing christians this is pure satanism.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 19:50:13 No.13242959 Genuinely surprised these threads haven't died out by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 21:22:29 No.13243373 I want to have sex with a succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 28, 2015 23:39:59 No.13243866 >>13243373 I want a Lilim to gently dom me along with a Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 29, 2015 00:33:51 No.13244043 >>13242959 It's a bit too much fun on my part when you can bullshit like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 29, 2015 01:00:34 No.13244106 >>13242959 It's an /a/ containment thread. /jp/ is full of retarded containment threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 29, 2015 04:42:32 No.13244749 File: 117 KB, 640x416, 1427618552637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13241476 No you're not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 29, 2015 05:17:08 No.13244811 File: 65 KB, 360x528, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 29, 2015 05:44:43 No.13244882 you can go ahead and delete this janitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:39:16 No.13249149 File: 155 KB, 850x955, 1410197438133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we're camping here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:40:45 No.13249157 File: 143 KB, 858x1599, oomukade5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249109 I'm proud of her, she deserves more headpats pls drawfags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1-96PtgLk

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:41:33 No.13249159 >Some asshole makes a shitpost thread 2 days ago >Still not deleted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:43:23 No.13249164 >>13249159 Well who cares at this point? Other than you. Just got to find someone to post links and we're set.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:44:10 No.13249168 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:44:34 No.13249171 So is this being repurposed as the new thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:45:38 No.13249175 File: 298 KB, 600x861, 1427624859255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that these are the only kind welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:45:48 No.13249176 >>13249171 Might as well be. It'd be very distasteful to make another thread when one already technically exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:47:23 No.13249180 >Thread talks about dragon sluts all the time I wanna be a slut to a group of wurms!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:48:03 No.13249182 >>13249171 No one seems to be attempting a proper one, and at some point I guess you have to just say, "Fuck it."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:49:31 No.13249191 >>13249175 Those freckles make her tits look like hamburger buns

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:49:37 No.13249192 >>13241448 >>13249164 http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot dot com https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress dot com Pick your poison

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:49:41 No.13249193 >>13249180 >Rips of clothing and presents yourself to a group of Wurms >You expect them to rape you like the slut you are >One of them puts a blanket on you >"You must be cold with no clothing on!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:50:40 No.13249197 >>13249191 >Can I get a shake with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:50:47 No.13249198 >>13249191 Makes you want to stick your meat in there, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:52:27 No.13249207 >>13249193 You know, I'd be okay with that >Try to get raped by a group of wurms >They are too dense to rape you and just coddle you because they think you are too dumb to keep your clothes on

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:55:55 No.13249219

>>13249207
Hey, Wurms can be rapists too. One might mistake your resistance for a fun game, like cops and robbers.

>Please no, I'm saving myself for marriage!
>"Oh ho? Well this big, mean Oni doesn't care! Prepare to get raped like the slut you are!"
>Wait, what?
followed by confusing sex

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:58:14 No.13249228 >>13249219 >Wurms can be rapists too >Oni So she has a paper towel tube taped to her forehead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 08:59:08 No.13249231 >>13249219 Shota losing his virginity to a monmusu loli during a particularly realistic game of house when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:01:42 No.13249238 >>13249219 How sad would a Wurm be in this situation? >Has crush on Anon >Tries to sex him >Mistakes his resistance for roleplay >She gets locked in Wurm-prison and he hates her now >Tries not to cry >Cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:03:39 No.13249245 >>13249238 I 'm sure Wurms wouldn't go to prison for a misunderstanding. They may still be punished though.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:05:03 No.13249250
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>>13249219
> thinking it's just a game, she rapes you like the heroine does every week on her favourite show, "Dragon (s)Layers"
> gets knocked up
> "B-but I can't get pregnant, we were playing pretend!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:05:13 No.13249252 >>13249245 >"BAD! BAD! NO!" smack on nose with rolled up newspaper

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:06:04 No.13249258 >>13249238 > hating a wurm for trying to proactively date you Is your whole body made of stone, or just your heart?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:08:55 No.13249264 >>13249245 >They may still be punished though. Rolled up newspaper swat to the forehead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:09:22 No.13249266 File: 257 KB, 1742x872, Unrelated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds redux.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:09:56 No.13249268 >>13249264 Or banned from ice cream trucks and candy stores for a year.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:13:29 No.13249283
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>>13249266
Accepting that this is probably the real thread for the next two days, reading a document, and headed off to sleep.
I'll try to get some writing done for greentexts or something soon.
In the meantime I leave you with a choice Mamizou image copied from Danbooru and a plea to stay well.
Good luck, don't die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:16:50 No.13249291 >>13249266 I wonder how magic girl anime would work in MG... Magic boys? That get proactively dated by that CC milf witch on the moon.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:21:39 No.13249303

>>13249245
Don't worry, Anon. Wurm-prison isn't that bad. It's kind of like summer camp. She goes to a compound in the woods for a few weeks and does fun activities with other wurms, like singing and making crafts, all while learning valuable lessons about consent and property damage.

The girls that behave get to play with the dire hellpup guards.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:21:43 No.13249304 >>13249291 Manly sailor magic man! Wears a highly sexualized banana hammock but is otherwise basically just Sailor Moon with a beard. Every little monstergirl has a figure of him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:22:41 No.13249305 >>13249266 What monster would MG deadpool be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:23:24 No.13249306 >>13249291 They fight against a CC rapist who tries to NTR innocent human boys away from their childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:24:24 No.13249307 >>13249304 >Wears a highly sexualized banana hammock but is otherwise basically just Sailor Moon with a beard. Tom of Finland please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:25:09 No.13249308 >>13249303 >dire I personally don't like the whole "dire" thing that's been going on for a bit. Hellpups a cute anyway though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:25:18 No.13249309 >>13249305 Ghoul or lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:28:40 No.13249316 >>13249308 But if they aren't dire how will they survive being wurm-wrapped?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:32:27 No.13249324

>>13249316
It's just that the original template was for giant versions of non-magical animals.
Using it as a catch-all for tough versions of monstergirls is sort of a violation against giant magical species, isn't it?
At what point is a dire cat a tiger?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:32:45 No.13249326 >>13249266 Waiting for DOA5 torrents and KF2 early access

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:35:48 No.13249331 >>13249326 >KF2 early access When? How?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:44:38 No.13249355 >>13249331 Everyone is saying that it's going to be this week. That said, would you make lodesa emone with your waifu?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:46:03 No.13249362
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>fuck up making thread
>people tell me I fucked up
>forget about it and move on to proper thread
>thread archives
>people are back to the fucked up thread
alright then, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:49:14 No.13249369 >>13249316 >wurm-wrapped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:51:57 No.13249376 File: 178 KB, 500x500, 1404609742273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249362 Waste not want not, fuck up anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:53:24 No.13249379 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1409021169506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249376 I just figured it would have been deleted long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:55:34 No.13249386 >>13249379 Yeah. You would have thought this would have been deleted over the past two days and yet here we are. Just try harder next time you make a thread,

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:56:47 No.13249388
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>>13249362

OP of the thread before this here. It was the first successful thread I made and was confirmed by other Anons.

Get the subject line in there. Post a relevant picture. Make a relevant comment. And post the link for all the stuff that's been made in the past.

That's all that's needed. Have more Mamizou.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:57:10 No.13249389 [DELETED]

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>>13249355
>€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€
OI YOU! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME YOUR WAD!
>¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
This is a journey into mana... loads of mana.
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:58:12 No.13249393 >>13249389 I want to get a Tanuki passed-out drunk and jizz into her wallet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:59:15 No.13249396 >>13249388 >>13249389 I do love me some Mamizou. She's just so round. Her tail I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 09:59:16 No.13249397 >>13249388 >>13249389 I see the TIDF is here. >You will never gas Tanukis with your waifu Nazi Uniforms are hot and I'd want my waifu to dress up in one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:01:49 No.13249401 File: 443 KB, 1000x1300, 32221719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249397 I'm conflicted. On the one hand I like tanukis. On the other I like uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:02:10 No.13249402 File: 566 KB, 781x1100, ALL THIS SHITPOSTING IS MAKIN' ME RICH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249355 >¥€$ OI YOU! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME YOUR WAD! >This is a journey into mana...loads of mana.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:21:05 No.13249440 File: 240 KB, 700x933, 1408621247944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here there be Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:27:42 No.13249450 File: 79 KB, 592x800, 1397894701561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So Anons, should Lamias have butts or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:28:27 No.13249455 >>13249450 No. Snake cloacae!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:29:37 No.13249461 >>13249450 Lamias should have cloacas and not anuses. How the hell do you nourish that long of a tail otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:32:55 No.13249469 >>13249450 Cheeks but not anuses

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:36:25 No.13249478 so, is lanternon dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:37:18 No.13249480 >>13249450 The top of the snake bits should be shaped like the top of a butt but fade into the snake bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:37:21 No.13249481 >>13249478 Surely not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:38:03 No.13249484 File: 8 KB, 261x216, f57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249469 An interesting proposition.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:45:41 No.13249492 >>13249481 then everything is fine!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:47:17 No.13249495 >>13249492 Or is it? Dun-dun-duuun!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:48:36 No.13249498 >>13249495 it was until you raised the question, i hate you now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:49:05 No.13249500 You know what we need? Therapy wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:51:27 No.13249503 >>13249498 But come on, think about it. When was his last update? BECOME UNCERTAIN AND INSECURE WITH ME! >>13249500 How would that work?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:56:24 No.13249513 >>13249266 playing eo4 postgame >no MG dungeon crawlers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:56:34 No.13249514 >>13249484 Placates the cloacafags AND you get the glorious mounds, its a win-win

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:57:40 No.13249516 >>13249503 no! walk the path of fear of a writefag leaving a potential good story unfinished alone! you wont take me you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 10:59:37 No.13249519 File: 432 KB, 634x548, 1392155311759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249516 HE'S GONE AND WE'LL NEVER GET TO READ THE REST OF IT! AAAHHH!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:15:47 No.13249539 >>13249513 Hypothetical question, but if someone where to commission for Monster Girls drawn in Etrian Odyssey Class attires, what would you class would you want your waifu to be? I'd have the Jabberwock be the Delicious Brown Arbalist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:20:52 No.13249549 >>13249503 People who are depressed or have other problems get matched with wurms who spend time with them and maybe do things with them, like arts and crafts or singing songs or such

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:21:39 No.13249550 >>13249549 And that makes everything okay forever?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:22:19 No.13249553 >>13249549 That sounds horrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:23:50 No.13249555 >>13249539 A Princess Wurm would be nice >Wurm dressed in fancy attire who tries to boss everyone around >Doesn't actually have any authority but no one has the heart to break her illusion so they just play along.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:25:05 No.13249558 >>13249555 >"I want to be princess carried!" I'd use a forklift.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:29:11 No.13249561 File: 267 KB, 807x953, EO2FemGunnerTea2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249539 What Monster Girl would be the Gunner and get the Jack Frost pin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:30:44 No.13249562 >>13249555 Not only don't they have the heart, they're probably terrified of earthquakes if she throws a tantrum.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:34:40 No.13249568

>>13249539
Crow Tengu Zodiac or Princess.
any monster can be improved by drawing them as Princess.

>>13249561
Strikes me as someone in the uncaring/expressionless category so probably cyclopes or a dullahan that doesn't want frontline infantry role.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:39:50 No.13249574 >>13249539 kitsune would work as arcanist or runemaster lich for hexer, runemaster or arcanist i get bored enough on buses to try to think up an eo-style game with MGs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:53:12 No.13249590 File: 678 KB, 1118x1600, Alraune Cunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249574 But anon there's already monster girls in 1 and 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:55:50 No.13249591 http://strawpoll.me/3998553

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:57:16 No.13249593 >>13249591 >no "I pet her with muh dick" option SHIT POLL Fuck off bob

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:57:45 No.13249594 >>13249309 >>13249305 Chimera.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:57:59 No.13249595 >>13249590 NOT ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 11:58:05 No.13249596 >>13249591 >No "When she's a good girl and when she is truly sorry for doing something bad" option

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:00:19 No.13249603 >>13249596 Wouldn't you categorize that as deserving in your opinion?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:00:47 No.13249604 >>13249603 Alright, this may work for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:03:11 No.13249609 >>13249591 >all this conditional love You shouldn't use your affection as a prize, anons. Always pat your daughterus and reward them with something else when they're good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:05:51 No.13249614 >>13249609 This, the only time she doesn't deserve headpats is when she's been a bad girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:06:29 No.13249615 >>13249614 Then that's option two.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:07:24 No.13249617 >>13249609 Maybe you have a point. I just won't forgive myself if she becomes spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:08:54 No.13249620 >>13249609 >Patting your daughteru's head when she does bad things It's like you want her to be a villain and have no friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:09:39 No.13249621 >>13249590 Damn, that was brutal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:11:15 No.13249623 File: 2.05 MB, 1024x1283, 1422520918302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249620 >villain >no friends But villains have friends, anon.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:13:17 No.13249627

>>13249617
>>13249620
She won't become spoiled or evil from hugs. You should hug her when even she's been bad to show you love her unconditionally. Otherwise she'll think withholding affection as punishment is a normal thing. Just punish her some other way for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:13:25 No.13249628 >>13249623 >Sona is friends with Ahri She was lucky enough to find friendly mute girl, that's all. Mordekaiser doesnt. :_:

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:13:26 No.13249629 >>13249623 >Holstaur villain with the power of friendship Unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:14:40 No.13249634 >>13249627 >hugging when bad >not corporal punishment

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:14:54 No.13249635 >>13249627 >Otherwise she'll think withholding affection as punishment is a normal thing I'll withhold my affection until she apologizes and feels bad for what she's done. Then she gets the headpats.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:21:10 No.13249645

>>13249620
So she'll grow up to be just like her Mother? I'm so proud of her then! I'd love to cook the family dinner while my daughteru eagerly talks to me and her mother about all the evil stuff she did at school! And then when she gets old enough, me and her mother will give her the "talk" about what she should do when she meets a Human Boy she likes: Kidnap him, lock him in a basement, and tell him that he now belongs completely and utterly to her and will remain locked in her home forever, never to see the outside world again, and the sooner he develops Stockholm Syndrome the better. Then begins the rape-until-acceptance stage. Just like how me and her mother met.

You know what they say Anon, a family that oppresses together stays together!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:22:24 No.13249648 >>13249591 >no option reward with the dick

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:22:48 No.13249649 [SPOILER]

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>>13249595
But Scylla
And the Deep Ones.
And Robots that just want to keep everyone safe by killing them so they don't find out about the deep ones.
and the robots that overheat you keep as party members
and the princess who sold her soul to the deep ones, became one all to see her brother

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:23:37 No.13249652 >>13249648 *to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:24:42 No.13249654 >>13249629 What's stronger, Holstaur villain with the power of friendship, or her husband who's power of bonds is fueled by her love and bonds with others?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:25:35 No.13249656 >>13249654 The Holst, she can activate Stampede Modo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:25:35 No.13249657 >>13249634 >hitting your daughteru with anything else than your dick Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:26:07 No.13249658 How would /hbg/ react if I posted that I am a chuffslut?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:26:53 No.13249660 >>13249658 The wonderful thing about Jinkos is that Jinkos are wonderful things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:28:10 No.13249662 >>13249658 >Jinkos begin bragging about how they have human boy sluts for them >Dragon Girls begin going how they have Dragon Sluts >Engage long winded debate between the two rival species

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:29:34 No.13249665 >>13249657 >Positive reinforcement of bad behavior >Thinking unconditional love means unconditional spoiling Even more disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:30:30 No.13249667 File: 128 KB, 469x500, fingerlickinggood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249266 Eating (out) chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:33:24 No.13249671 >>13249609 >being a shitty parent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:37:16 No.13249678 >>13249654 Both of them are beyond measure. Their children do not occupy the same dimension as us.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:37:16 No.13249679

>>13249634
Beating your daughteru won't teach her anything else than to hide her misdeeds. Corporal punishment is both wrong and demonstrably doesn't even work.

>>13249665
Affection isn't a commodity, anon. It's not spoiling or reinforcement of any kind to hug your daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:37:47 No.13249680 Anons I'm back for some reason I'm popular with girls now...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:38:43 No.13249681 >>13249680 Are they Monstrous?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:38:57 No.13249682 >>13249680 You sure you're in the right place?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:39:53 No.13249687 >>13249649 I have no idea what you're rambling on about but that girl looks slimy and meaty and colorful and I want her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:40:05 No.13249688 >>13249680 You got a girlfriend didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:40:12 No.13249689 >>13249682 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:41:03 No.13249691 >>13249689 This isn't your blog or anything. Go talk about the bitches who can't resist your swagger elsewhere, okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:42:38 No.13249695 >>13249688 Ehm... More like a got some sluts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:43:15 No.13249696 >>13249658 What if I left my phone number in that post?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:44:03 No.13249699 >>13249696 Unlimited Sext Works.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:45:11 No.13249702 >>13249681 They are monsters indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:46:13 No.13249705 >>13249702 If human girls are monsters on the inside, does that make them Monstergirls too?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:46:35 No.13249708 >>13249696 Multimedia messages with ASMR-style chuffing tapes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:47:00 No.13249710 >>13249705 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:47:03 No.13249711 >>13249705 No, that would imply they're top waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:47:36 No.13249713 >>13249705 Monster girls are monsters on the outside and good on the inside, while human girls are good on the outside and monsters on the inside. They're literally the opposite of monster girls.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:47:36 No.13249714

>>13249679
>Corporal punishment is both wrong and demonstrably doesn't even work.

Worked just fine for thousands of years and still works just fine. The threat of force is actually more effective than force itself. Most good kids only get spanked a handful of times in their lives, but they fear it if they mess up.

Also
>Hugging your daughter and patting her head after she's been bad, not stupid kid mistake but legit bad
>Not reinforcing bad behavior
>Not turning her into a spoiled brat
What is tough love, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:48:58 No.13249719 >>13249695 Well, that's fine too. Guess you're having a jedi mojo period. Get out of here and enjoy it while it lasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:49:20 No.13249721 >>13249713 Aren't we all nonsters inside?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:50:58 No.13249724 >>13249708 >ASMR-style chuffing tapes My weak point has been attacked for massive damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:51:09 No.13249725 >>13249679 >beating you kids doesn't work AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:52:37 No.13249728 >>13249714 >they fear it You WANT your children to be AFRAID of you? Wow. You're a dick. I hope you get testicular cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:53:59 No.13249731 >>13249714 >>13249725 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12081081 First thing that comes up with pubmed corpotal punishment. No study ever has supported the idea that beating your kids would make them good, in fact it does the exact opposite.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:54:14 No.13249732 >>13249728 >Being afraid of consequences is the same as being afraid of a person Try to twist those words some more, hippie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:56:48 No.13249738 >>13249732 Oh sure, your kids will LOVE you, it's just the things you do to them that they're scared of. They'll totally differentiate between those. Oh, and I hope the cancer you get is inoperable, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:57:45 No.13249742 >>13249721 Humans are a sexyfied version of monkey monsters, the only specimen that also made it with a monsterboys' half.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:58:57 No.13249746

>>13249478
>>13249503
>>13249519
So I stated that my next chapter would be done around the Wednesday before last, which proves beyond all doubt that I am a liar par excellence. What I'll say now is that I got a boatload of work shoveled onto my plate which has only recently been cleared up, and that my laptop is once again producing the litany of typing sounds that it usually does. I'll also say that I've been thinking over my long-term story way more than it probably needs, but there are a couple spots in it that are making me uncertain and uncomfortable, which is slowing down damn near everything else I'm doing.

TL;DR: I'm alive, but slower than molasses in January, and I'm sorry.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 12:59:58 No.13249750

>>13249731
Nigger take your studies elsewhere. It's not about making anyone good or bad, it's about showing them action have consequences, not always pleasant. You think a kid who gets the daylights beaten out if him, in good time, is gonna repeat the bad behavior? Nah, I've seen it, it works, hell, I'm proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:00:27 No.13249751 >>13249746 Return to your grave, spirit! The Rack of Hathor compels you! The Rack of Hathor compels you! Update when?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:00:44 No.13249753

>>13249731
>The abstract literally says it was a study of how corporal punishment affected a few types of behavior in children
>Doesn't condemn it
>Goes on to say over half of the behaviors analyzed need further research to make any relevant correlation

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:01:57 No.13249755 >>13249750 >I'm proof Of what? That getting beaten as a child results in you ending up as sexual deviant on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:02:23 No.13249757 >>13249738 >Thinking kids are this stupid >That they can't reason by the time they're a toddler They're smarter than you give them credit for.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:03:05 No.13249764 >>13249757 Whatever helps you sleep at night, sicko.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:05:51 No.13249766 >>13249755 That a good ass whipping saves trouble later. Me being a "sexual deviant" is not my parent's fault. That's on someone else. Hehehe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:07:43 No.13249769 >>13249766 And if you hadn't received a good ass whipping, you might as well be the CEO of a major company with a healthy sex drive, a wife and kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:08:37 No.13249771 >>13249764 >Not being able to read by two >Not being able to multiply and divide by five Just because you grew up retarded and slow doesn't mean that most of the kids in the world aren't capable of it.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:08:44 No.13249772

>>13249753
>11 effects studied
>7 major remaining issues for future research.
>not even 7 of the 11 effects
>Parental corporal punishment was associated with all child constructs, including higher levels of immediate compliance and aggression and lower levels of moral internalization and mental health.
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
Do you speak English? Are you deliberately misunderstanding?

>>13249750
>You think a kid who gets the daylights beaten out if him, in good time, is gonna repeat the bad behavior?
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
>lower levels of moral internalization
Yep. Getting beaten doesn't teach kids that what they did was wrong, it teaches them not to get caught.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:10:42 No.13249777

>>13249731
This generation didn't beat their kids, and now look at all the millennial in college. Pussywhiped SJWs who think the world revolves around them and get triggered if anything offends them in the slightest. Also

>Daylights beaten out of them
>Implying spanking is the same as abuse
I've been both spanked with the belt and abused as a child, and I can assure you they are two entirely different things, and only retards who've never experienced either think they're the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:12:47 No.13249780 >>13249777 Anon, I think you're confused. The bit about getting the daylights beaten out of you was from a guy on your side.>>13249750

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:13:06 No.13249782

>>13249772
They're making an assertion
>Associated

And without seeing their r-squared values (which can be as low as .42 in sociological material, or only correct 42% of the time) then there's nothing backing it up from what's presented. I write geologic abstracts for journals and meetings all the time and that one stinks of inconclusive. They'd push harder if they were more solid. The extra issues for research is especially apologetic because you usually save that for the conclusions and never include it in the abstract at all.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:13:27 No.13249783

>>13249769
I own my own home and support myself. I am free to live as I please and indulge in my hobbies and appetites. I have some good friends and when I want something, food, drink, sex, fun, I go get it. Basically, I'm living the dream, so I don't know what the hell you're on about.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:14:02 No.13249784 >>13249783 Wait, is that Freedom-kun?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:16:52 No.13249793 So, BBfags, have you found the Ring of Betrothal, married the dolfu and "bear a special child" yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:17:35 No.13249798 >>13249784 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:18:40 No.13249801 >>13249793 Wait, for real?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:20:00 No.13249804

>>13249780
>Implying that makes the comparison OK
Corporal punishment builds character and morals and, during the young stage of development when moral reasoning is basic, helps establish the idea of consequences from your actions. Once a kid turns older it's no longer needed as their moral reasoning should have grown from beyond "If I do this I get bad result".

Point is that spanking is needed otherwise you'll end up with a spoiled screeching beast for a daughteru who dyes her hair impossible colors and has a tumblr. And that is the worst possible thing that could happen to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:20:03 No.13249805 File: 1.06 MB, 2091x1994, 1406742659504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249798 Who I am is of no concern. What matters is that you are a villain, and therefore I must defeat you, as an ally of justice!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:22:03 No.13249807

>>13249782
>r-squared values (which can be as low as .42 in sociological material, or only correct 42% of the time)
That's not what it means, anon. It's pretty shocking that a supposed geologist would get that wrong. 0.42 would mean that it explains 42% of the observed effect. Did they really teach you it's a direct match for being correct at a real university?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:23:08 No.13249810 >>13249805 >you are a villain, and therefore I must defeat you, as an ally of justice Fuck off you dumbass chuuni.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:23:17 No.13249811

>>13249804
Anon, I was never abused by my parents and I turned out just fine. I was never even given any detention at school. Ever. Why did I behave myself if I was never under any threat of violence? Or any other kind of threat for that matter, the concept of getting grounded was always completely foreign to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:24:17 No.13249813 >>13249810 A chuuni is preferable to a piece of shit like you. Just accept that you're evil and take your punishment so you can learn to be better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:25:31 No.13249818 >>13249804 >a spoiled, screeching beast of a daughter who dyes her hair impossible colors and has a tumblr KEK. No you're right, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:28:35 No.13249823 File: 339 KB, 777x577, 1414423158027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this shit about child abuse Okay, so... can you guys stop?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:31:29 No.13249828 File: 151 KB, 667x945, Die violently and screaming in agony please.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249813

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:32:57 No.13249830 >>13249828 What? So you can beat kids when they do stuff you don't like, but when someone beats you it's not okay anymore? Typical of a villain like you, Freedom-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:33:09 No.13249832 >>13249823 Why? Does it trigger you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:33:53 No.13249834 Surely Monstergirls wouldn't pounce a apathetic guy who doesn't make a big deal out of things like sex but still is a good guy who agrees on helping other people get shit done if asked without bothering to ask for anything in return, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:34:00 No.13249835 >>13249823 I want to be gang mofued by a bunch of faceless ara ara Kitsunes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:34:11 No.13249836 >>13249832 More like it's meaningless shitposting that's not even about Monster Girls. You know?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:34:20 No.13249837 >>13249823 Thumbnail makes her look like she's farting for some reason. That said, getting rid of those knots must be a nightmare.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:34:47 No.13249839
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>>13249811
>I was never abused
Nice SJW tactic there. I didn't say parents should abuse their children, I said that spanking should be more common practice. Don't try to twist my words faggot.

>Why did I behave myself if I was never under any threat of violence?
Honest opinion? You were a beta pussy as a child who was either a complete shut-in and never stepped out of line or did much, or autistic. You were in a minority who had socially awkward quirks which kept you from doing things most kids would do, like throwing rocks or other stupid kid shit.

Also side note, I'd want to be spanked by a Kraken, that'd be kinky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:34:49 No.13249840 >>13249830 >RP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:35:38 No.13249842 >>13249840 >says the guy who thinks he's John Galt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:35:49 No.13249844 >>13249836 Except we're talking about disciplining monster daughterus you mong.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:36:30 No.13249848

>>13249807
When you get it from something like a welsh's-t to compare 2 variables, it means that your predictive formula was only correct 42% of the time.

Say you're doing stable isotopic analysis of C13 isotopes in relation to climate analysis with a Dunbar conversion compared to air samples from ice core standards.

It has nothing to do with percentage of effect. It has to do with how well the calculated curves match the measured curves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:36:40 No.13249851 >>13249832 >Does it trigger you? >>>tumblr

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:37:16 No.13249852 >>13249837 Can't unsee.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:38:04 No.13249854 >>13249731 There is literally nothing wrong with beating your child If my parents had balls and actually beat me good, maybe I wouldn't be a lazy piece of shit who can't even focus on important things or finish the work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:38:15 No.13249855 >>13249839 Now now anon, there's a difference between an adult Kraken spanking a consenting adult human boy, and an adult beating his helpless children. >in a minority You know anon, where I live beating your children is illegal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:38:15 No.13249856 >Does it trigger you? >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:38:17 No.13249857 >>13249851 I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:39:03 No.13249858 >>13249839 Aww shit nigga, we got a badass over here, in the thread where people masturbate to imaginary women!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:40:06 No.13249860 >>13249834 Periods and commas, USE THEM.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:40:57 No.13249863 File: 991 KB, 1860x1315, 1408407670850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still shitposting C-come on guys. It can't be that much fun. Let's go back to the happy zone, okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:45:52 No.13249871 File: 236 KB, 940x1044, 4aaf151ec6bd4b5ca06971f96fda5e6b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249848 Reminds me of this. It's even funnier because it's true.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:46:03 No.13249873

>>13249855
>Still on the "Spanking is beating your child and abuse! Why can't every country be as progressive as mine, I wish I was in Sweden :c"
Well this is obviously going nowhere. When your daughteru yells at you to check your privilege as she sells your shit to buy Tranny-Tyrone a new car, I hope you take it with pride.

>>13249858
I wasn't saying that to sound tough though, I honestly believed that. Those are the kind of kids that would fit what the poster described as his behavior.

Honestly though, I'm sure at least 80% of this thread, including myself, has some serious psychological problems that lead them to all the weird shit this thread can be into, like stockholm syndrome, femdom, girls with weird features, and all the other shit.

The remaining 20% that are mentally sound are those anons that have the Holstarus waifus and are from Texas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:49:40 No.13249884 >>13249873 >le ebin sweden maymay I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:50:32 No.13249887 >>13249884 SWEDEN YES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:51:05 No.13249888 >>13249873 >psychological problems that lead them to [liking] girls with weird features I wonder what psychological problem leads us to like Abominations. I'm bipolar, but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:51:43 No.13249889 >>13249855 Yeah , one is for fun, the other to prevent further fuck ups. Your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:52:25 No.13249891 >>13249884 >Defending Sweden Sweden is a real world MGC without the cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:53:05 No.13249894 >>13249873 >psychological problems that lead them to all the weird shit this thread can be into I think you mean 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:54:05 No.13249897 >>13249891 Instead you get mulslims.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:54:08 No.13249898

>>13249889
>further fuck ups
But child abuse is worse than whatever it is you're trying to keep them from doing.
>>13249891
Now I don't particularly like Sweden but I'm not going to pretend some Muslim slums represent the entire country. They've got like racist farmers to keep the spirit of old Sweden alive and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:55:40 No.13249904 File: 62 KB, 529x779, 1401112101458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >STILL shitposting about this >only with more /pol/ Guys, guys. What would it take to get you to stop? Do you want maybe some smut to fap to?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:58:29 No.13249911 File: 782 KB, 1000x1414, 1401662247392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249904 Shut up, dad, I'm fighting the Culture War on the internet!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:58:32 No.13249912 >>13249904 Only if it involves child beating

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 13:58:50 No.13249913 >>13249898 If they deserve the ass whooping it's not child abuse. And I don't know about the other guy, but no one is saying string them up in a board and beat them till they're black and blue. A good conk on the head is enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:00:28 No.13249918 >>13249904 >What would it take to get you to stop? Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:00:30 No.13249919 >>13249911 You do that dear, but keep in mind that if you turn into a landwhale, no man will ever love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:01:06 No.13249920 >>13249904 No one is forcing you to participate, you could start your own topic, geez.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:01:31 No.13249922 >>13249918 What a coinky-dinky that is, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:02:06 No.13249925 >>13249918 Beating alps senseless? I could get behind that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:02:50 No.13249926 >>13249925 Okay that's it, I'm done. You people are just plain evil. Write your own damn smut.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:03:57 No.13249927 >>13249925 Yeah lets beat up alps! They aren't even real Mgs anyway, they are just homosexuals that became women.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:03:57 No.13249928
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>You will never be spanked by a healthy lewd Succubus

>>13249898
>But child abuse is worse than whatever it is you're trying to keep them from doing.
Once when I was a kid I played in a road. I was yelled at and spanked for that. I learned not to play in the road. If I hadn't been spanked I'd probably be dead. How is playing in the road better than spanking?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:04:09 No.13249929 >>13249911 >Telling parent to shut up That's it young lady I'm taking the computer away and we are going to go out and do boring family stuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:05:02 No.13249933 >>13249929 Dont forget to take her phone too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:05:28 No.13249934 >>13249927 PUNCH ALPS! KICK THEM WHILE THEY'RE DOWN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:06:19 No.13249936 File: 185 KB, 744x780, ss+(2015-03-31+at+01.45.56).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Less >Doing cute stuff Does not compute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:06:35 No.13249937 >>13249926 No one asked you for any.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:07:10 No.13249939 >>13249937 Yes they did. Yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:07:28 No.13249941 >>13249928 >You will never be spanked by a healthy lewd Succubus Good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:07:59 No.13249943 File: 165 KB, 285x296, 1405717517193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wurms are good! Wurms are great! Wurms are what we appreciate!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:09:41 No.13249946 Do we have any art of Easter Bunny girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:09:54 No.13249947 >>13249939 Good for you, do you want a cookie?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:10:07 No.13249948 >>13249943 I CALL BULLSHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:10:58 No.13249953 >>13249943 Wurms are lewd! Wurms think about sex every seven seconds! One, two, three, four, five, six, SEX! >>13249947 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:10:59 No.13249954 File: 63 KB, 389x600, Alp_Lilim_Sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249925 >>13249927 >>13249934 You guys are going to lose your waifus and get deported from MGE-land when the Alp Lilim finds out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:11:37 No.13249955 >>13249946 No but you could paint a wererabbit's tits to look like easter eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:11:44 No.13249956 File: 93 KB, 620x877, wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249943 Wurms are smarter than what you make them out to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:12:55 No.13249962 >>13249955 B-but how will we ever have an Easter-egg hunt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:13:19 No.13249963 File: 485 KB, 1920x2400, 1410579517777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249933 But daaad, how am I supposed to send uninvited sexts to all the human boys over rapechat without my phone?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:13:48 No.13249964 >>13249904 I just realized that lamia is simulating leglocking with her tail. SHE'S LEGLOCKING WITH HER GODDAMN TAIL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:14:03 No.13249965 >>13249963 Use the postal service

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:14:46 No.13249968 >>13249963 Well you should've thought of that before you became a participant in culture wars. Now be glad we don't live in barbarian land where I would kick your teeth in for not calling me sir at the start and end of every sentence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:15:47 No.13249970 >>13249964 Is there a problem? She obviously knows what guys like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:16:11 No.13249972 >>13249965 >Spats-clad puffy vulva postcards Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:16:13 No.13249973 File: 133 KB, 689x1020, UuuF9DE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13243866

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:16:40 No.13249974 File: 362 KB, 900x800, 1414000490929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:17:00 No.13249975 >>13249973 Here it comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:17:53 No.13249976 File: 609 KB, 728x1034, He touched the cow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249974 Let me step it up a notch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:17:59 No.13249977 >>13249973 I want to tell a Lilim that I'm a Smugslut!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:19:04 No.13249980 >>13249977 That will make her even more smug! Was this your plan all along?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:19:28 No.13249982 File: 187 KB, 800x800, everytime you post that.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249973

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:19:38 No.13249983 >>13249976 So this is how you touch the cow, huh. I'd rather breathe, no deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:19:41 No.13249984 >>13249962 >>13249974 That's how.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:20:11 No.13249986 >>13249983 But he does breath in the last panel on that page, what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:20:33 No.13249987 File: 183 KB, 800x602, Ill post this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249982

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:20:40 No.13249988 >>13249980 My guess is that he's trying to make her so smug that she collapses upon herself like a smug star.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:20:47 No.13249989 >>13249982 >>13249973 >>13249987 You're doing it again. For fuck's sake YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:21:22 No.13249992 >>13249984 So she ate all the eggs, and now it's all in the fat of her tits?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:22:02 No.13249995 >>13249980 Of coursh!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:22:25 No.13249997 >>13249992 Gotta make her sweat if you want her to burn that fat off, which I don't see why you would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:22:38 No.13249999 >>13249986 Looks like she's merely teasing him in that image, and he ended up gasping for oxygen. I don't wanna know how long cows hold you in when they mean business.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:22:54 No.13250000 >>13249988 >My guess is that he's trying to make her so smug that he spontaneously ejaculates at the sight of her face Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:22:54 No.13250001 >>13249936 dat's cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:24:04 No.13250003 >>13249999 Not very, they're docile creatures who desire verbal praise during sexy times to make sure they're not doing it wrong. They're kinda like Alps in that regard. Only they're good for something.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:25:47 No.13250011

>>13249973
>>13249982
>>13249987
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again attach your little Mari Table Flip images up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "smug" Mari Lilim, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Lilimfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "EVERYTIME YOU POST THAT I'LL POST THIS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:26:04 No.13250012 >>13250003 I don't trust them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:26:08 No.13250013 >>13249976 I'm reading this right now. The hero got injected with a venom that killed his sex drive and he started to behave with the density of a Shirou. >If you dress like that, you're going to catch a cold!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:26:13 No.13250014 Which monster makes the best gyaru?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:27:08 No.13250016 >>13250012 >doesn't trust cows Anon, they're like, the least deceitful creatures in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:27:31 No.13250018 File: 325 KB, 819x1024, 1413368075080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:28:10 No.13250020 File: 200 KB, 798x601, XlIwwKh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13249987

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:28:26 No.13250021 >>13250018 I have always, and will always, love this picture. Someone should write about it.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:28:45 No.13250024

>>13249999
>>13250003
>>13250012
They are proud of their tits so of course they want to show them off to you by pressing them up against you and putting parts of your body between them. They just want you to rub them and make them feel as good as they make you feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:29:18 No.13250025 File: 231 KB, 800x602, kRQyIfJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250020

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:29:28 No.13250026 >>13250020 Comrade stop that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:31:10 No.13250028 >>13250025 The more you post this the more people will get tired out it and it will be manticores all over again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:31:55 No.13250032 >>13250026 They have to dump it every single thread. >>13250028 I doubt they care, wouldn't be surprised if its somebody from #tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:31:57 No.13250033 File: 461 KB, 226x281, Dragon_Half_Mink.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pappara funifuni pappara hoehoe pappara funifuni tamago~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:32:39 No.13250040 >>13250033 I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:33:14 No.13250042 File: 127 KB, 500x500, Deactivate trapcard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250025

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:34:00 No.13250046 >>13250042 It never ends, does it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:34:14 No.13250047 >>13250033 No, you can't spit fire in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:34:30 No.13250050 >>13250033 What is this language you are speaking half naked dragon? Mink a great

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:35:00 No.13250051 >>13250047 There's lots here that should be burned though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:35:23 No.13250052 >>13250021 >"Never fear Ma'am, for I shall slay the evil puppet attacking the end of your tail! "

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:36:17 No.13250057 >>13250052 >"Good sir, you cannot! The puppet is one with my flesh! To rend it would be to rend me!" >"But you can grow it back, can't you?" >"Oh the horror, the horror!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:36:21 No.13250058 >>13250021 Is it confirmed to be based on any setting or simply random monster girls and a guy? I just feel a bit uneasy with the whole sportive air the image gives off thinking the artist might headcanon it switching to guro in next 2 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:37:34 No.13250064 >>13250058 I don't know and I don't care. It's a nice image, and as a random internet person it is my right to do with it what I please. As it is yours. I'm not writing it. Are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:37:49 No.13250067 >>13250057 Shakespearean greentexts when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:38:52 No.13250070 >>13250067 We need Kapitan trying to woo Anya like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VAelC_QsI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:38:53 No.13250071 >>13250067 We already had that 'shall I compare thee to a summer's tit' a few threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:39:59 No.13250075 >>13250071 Oh, right. Forgot about already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:40:52 No.13250076 File: 2.08 MB, 2560x1440, 1412627719289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:43:15 No.13250080 File: 267 KB, 960x744, Stopit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250011

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:43:39 No.13250082 >>13250033 well that's going to be stuck in my head for like a week, thanks fuckface

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:44:41 No.13250083

>>13250021

I'm not good enough to be a writefag, but whenever I see that picture I always imagine him being scared, trying to defend himself, but gets wrapped up obviously, and then he begs for mercy and pleads as he realizes he can't defend himself. They jokingly question him what makes him think they'd kill him in the first place, and he can only realize he's blindly believed everything he's been told about monstergirls. They then promptly make love to him.

That's my simpleton interpretation of that picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:45:08 No.13250086 >>13250082 Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:45:11 No.13250087 >>13250076 So fluffy.. I want to rub myself all over her legs.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:46:44 No.13250088

For some reason you find yourself homeless in monster girl city and short on money, lucky for you a totally not shady goblin landlord has a few places open but the catch is they all come with a room mate.

1. Goth Leanan Sidhe. There's no sign of the bright colourful clothes you'd usually see her kind wear, she prefers black dresses, dark lipstick and tons of eye shadow. Her paintings are far from normal too, her forte is a mix of grotesque and abstract art which she paints while blasting metal which puts most people off. Behind all the darkness and gloom she's a sweet girl who would be happy to cook for a potential room mate and would love to share her movie collection with someone, most of which are horror movies where the amazoness dies first.

2. Zombie Weresheep. She accidentally walked out in front of a Wurm marathon but her Lich friend resurrected her. She has a broken horn, blue skin and a scar from where her arm was sewn back on but otherwise she looks like a normal Weresheep. She has the heating on 24/7 for most of the year but apart from that she's just your usual laid back sheep and needs to visit her friend for a check up once a month. Just be careful if she decides to use you as a daki since she's still not used to her newfound zombie strength.

3. Trainee idol Minotaurus. Despite having muscles suited for body building and feet unfit for dancing her lifelong dream has been to become the first idol of her kind, even if her personality would make die hard idol otaku run in fear. As you'd expect from a Minotarus she's pushy and selfish, she expects potential room mates to help with her training by watching her practice and giving advice. The problem is she's as shy as a doppelganger when wearing cute clothes and blushes extremely easily, if she sees you as helpful you can probably expect a private performance or two as thanks.

If none of them are to your liking the landlord has one last place you could stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:47:13 No.13250089 >>13250083 you could also throw in that the mom is husbando hunting for her daughter after the sex all three of them enjoy apple pie with the guy being in disbelief of being so kindly treated by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:47:59 No.13250091 >>13250088 I pick two.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:48:16 No.13250092 >>13250086 enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAdr94fzNPA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:48:25 No.13250093 >>13250088 I'll take the mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:49:23 No.13250096 >>13250092 I LOVE IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:50:40 No.13250101 >>13250088 I take 3. And make sure to leave a cute sundress on her door one day as thanks for being my room mate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:50:56 No.13250105 >>13250088 #1 is basically my dream waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:51:08 No.13250106 >>13250013 Keep reading. It gets better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:51:15 No.13250108 >>13250088 I really think I would get along with the Lenan Sidhe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:51:33 No.13250109 >>13250088 I want to live with the goblin landlord

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:51:47 No.13250110 >>13250106 >gets better I wasn't implying there was anything wrong. The damn genie is having a bad time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:55:08 No.13250120 >>13250083 >beg for mercy DISGUSTING.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:56:14 No.13250125 >>13250089 That sounds completely lovely. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:57:19 No.13250131 >>13250088 1 sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:57:20 No.13250132 >>13250092 The fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 14:59:59 No.13250138 >>13250110 Ah one of the good demons.She's only there once so you can forget about her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:00:06 No.13250140 >>13250132 Priscilla in a happier world?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:01:07 No.13250143 >>13250138 Stop telling me how to enjoy the damn manga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:02:01 No.13250147 Would you betray all of humanity and send them into a life of slavery to get to live the dream life with your waifu? I would, fuck you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:02:07 No.13250148 >>13250143 It's for your own good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:02:51 No.13250149 >>13250147 Me too. If that guy from Avatar can betray humanity for some booty, why can't I? >>13250148 SILENCE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:03:32 No.13250152 >>13250132 >not knowing Dragon Half Mink is the best retro monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:03:51 No.13250155 >>13250147 Yes, only I would try to make them a little happy before they get sent to the whorehouses

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:07:39 No.13250168 File: 183 KB, 661x936, 1427742459990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250088 Idol Mino Idol Mino Idol Mino That sounds cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:08:01 No.13250170 >>13250088 Number 1 seems to be the most appealing, though the last place has me curious...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:08:15 No.13250171 >>13250168 Here's a cow I've never seen before.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:10:09 No.13250179 >>13250168 Something looks off here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:10:29 No.13250181 >>13250179 Puffy vulva. Puffy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:12:04 No.13250189 >>13250147 >Clearly an evil act >Waifu only likes heros and good guys Conflicting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:13:24 No.13250193 >>13250189 But you are a hero, for you unified all of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:14:33 No.13250196 >>13250193 >>13250147 >Fuck your entire race over in order to be with your waifu >She ends up not liking you and tells you to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:15:06 No.13250198 >>13250132 The golden age of anime.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:16:08 No.13250201

>>13250189
A hero is in the eye of the beholder. For example, the general public thinks Hitler was a villain, but we all know he was a Hero.

Think, you'd be like Batman. The world thinks your a villain, but your acts are truly heroic. Remember one of the great Star Wars lines:

>"From my point of view, the jedi are evil!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:16:16 No.13250204 >>13250149 But he wasn't betraying all of humanity. He was trying to save an indigenous people from humans who just wanted the planet for resources.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:17:51 No.13250212 >>13250193 >>13250201 Well when you put it like that, I'm just another crusader for unified love and peace so it evens out.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:17:59 No.13250213

>>13250204
He fucked over humanity's chances for obtaining the resources required for expanding into space. He also caused countless people doing their jobs to die. He was a traitor piece of shit and even though I would give myself over to the first Dragoness who told me to grovel before her I still despised that guy and everything the movie stood for.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:18:03 No.13250215 >>13250201 >the general public thinks Hitler was a villain, but we all know he was an Hero. FTFY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:18:19 No.13250216 >>13250201 Betraying the human race means I have the high ground

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:18:50 No.13250219 File: 553 KB, 753x1000, 49533753_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:19:44 No.13250223 >>13249936 Nice, we could always do with more cute stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:20:05 No.13250224 >>13250215 pls do not bully the Hitler!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:20:31 No.13250228

>>13250213
>fucked over humanity's chances for obtaining the resources required for expanding into space
I'll admit its been a long time since I've seen the movie but I don't remember that at all. The way I remember it, it was pretty much like what happened with the Americas, we didn't need any of that shit but we wanted it so we fucked over an entire indigenous people for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:20:56 No.13250229 >>13250219 Seems he's getting into animation. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49549288 lewds when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:21:05 No.13250230 >>13250215 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:21:19 No.13250232 >>13250219 "What big teeth you've got, kid!"

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:22:23 No.13250234
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>>13250219
That girl just doesn't like the dentist.
>>13250228
>we didn't need any of that shit
That "shit" was the one thing that made travelling to that damn planet worth it. It was a rare element that solved all energy problems. Reminder: the stuff had a value of 20 million dollars a kilo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:22:58 No.13250238 File: 289 KB, 1000x848, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buffcows, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:23:24 No.13250240 >>13250088 Going number 3 on this one

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:23:28 No.13250241

>>13250201
>>13250212
So what if I betrayed humanity to Monsters then betrayed monsters about the betrayal and then went right back to monsters after another betrayal. I know two wrongs dont make a right, but I have three wrongs. That's equal to one right with a remainder of one wrong. That should reverse everything. I'd be in the clear afterwards with a perpetually confused Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:23:43 No.13250245 >>13250238 Kinda getting cheesy there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:24:24 No.13250247 >>13250216 You underestimate humanity's power

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:24:43 No.13250249 >>13250241 Ocelot go home, you're drunk.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:25:09 No.13250252

>>13250125
>After the sex the both of us laid on the bed, tired.
>How bizarre, was the only thing I could think right now.
>When I was caught I was certain that they would carefully and slowly kill me while slowly ripping away at my flesh.
>At yet the pair of Lamia seemed confused and worried when I told them what I assumed my fate to be.
>As I mull this contradiction over a heavenly scent of apples fills the air.
>"Ah! Looks like Mom's done with the pie! Her apple pies are the best!" The younger lamia exclaimed, her fatigue now gone.
>"Who wants pie...?" The mother lamia appeared with a freshly baked pie in tow.
>She set it down on a nearby table and started cutting.
>I felt out of place. But the pair of Lamia seemed happy to share this moment with someone who was prepared to fight to the death against them not too long ago
>"Don't worry there's no poison in it" The mother laughed and winked at me. Even though she had perfect reason to assume that I would be paranoid I was actually at ease.
>They both look at my face as I bite into, awaiting my reaction.
>"It's really good!" She really got it right.
>They both cheered happily at my response.
>I was expecting to be crushed to death, eaten alive, and so on but this struck as so..
>..normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:25:24 No.13250254 >>13250249 >"You're drunk" >Not "You're pretty drunk"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:25:41 No.13250256 File: 44 KB, 339x480, 1420736547364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy Chubby Huskygirls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:25:43 No.13250257 >>13250247 Don't do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:26:10 No.13250258 >>13250238 Too cheesey.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:26:47 No.13250261 >>13250247 Humanity is full of smelly dumb dumbs. Monstergirls are prettier and stronger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:27:26 No.13250265 >>13250261 I smell a Wurm. A Wurm who didn't take her bath. Again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:27:33 No.13250266 >>13250256 >Chubby Where?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:28:53 No.13250269 >>13250257 >Paladin leaps to attack the Incubus >Incubus uses Waifu's Mamono Magic to fire tentacles at the Paladin >Paladin ends up Alping >Palalp is now barely crawling on the ground as tentacles cover her >"I HATE YOU"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:29:06 No.13250270 >>13250247 Humanity sux 1/10 would betray

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:29:54 No.13250273 >>13250269 >"I loved you Andrew, I mean Annie!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:33:35 No.13250290 >>13250256 That's just a Senran.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:33:51 No.13250292 >>13250256 >Chubby >Abdomen flatter than a plank

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:34:13 No.13250295 >>13250270 You wouldn't betray the faction with the biological, chemical, nuclear and radiological weaponry whose absolute nature is violence and war, would you? Of course you wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:34:57 No.13250299 >>13250295 I would because they'd begin thinking with their dicks. Humanity is the easiest to conquer why do you think we're so good at it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:36:00 No.13250301 >>13250295 That's exactly why I would betray them. Humans are jerks and monstergirls will help them not be jerks and be happy for once.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:36:15 No.13250302

>>13250093
>>13250170
You end up living with the Goblin landlord. In truth she's living off money sent to her by her Hobgoblin mother who runs an national crime syndicate and the apartment renting deal is just to avoid suspicion. She avoids getting her hands dirty in the whole crime thing and spends her time at the local arcade with other Goblins and will drag you along if she thinks you have free time. Really she's just a fun loving girl with a questionable source of income. You can also expect semi-frequent visits from her mother who will shower you with hugs and lewd innuendos while asking questions about your living arrangements, much to her daughter's embarrassment.
>>13250109
Mind reader, I did make it pretty obvious though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:36:39 No.13250303 >>13250219 I wish she was my little sister.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:36:45 No.13250305

>>13250273
>Later Old Chief Paladin recovers the Alped Paladin, who has glazed over eyes and is foaming at the mouth from all the pleasure of the tentacles, now forming as some weird kinky underwear
>Has some other Paladins carry her out to the medic room, where they place her in enchanted armor suit that counteracts the tentacle panties/bra
>"Lord Vadalp, can you hear me?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:36:54 No.13250306 >>13250302 Score.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:37:22 No.13250307 >>13250303 Dickings involved? I hope not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:38:31 No.13250311 >>13250305 >"Where's Paulie? Where's my heterosexual lifepartner?"

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:38:38 No.13250312

>>13250307
Never dick family. I just wanna sit her in my lap while we watch a movie together then tell her she needs to get her homework done before tomorrow, and also to stop destroying buildings in a rampage when she doesn't get her favorite dessert at lunch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:40:35 No.13250316 >>13250295 Magic. Turn bombs into confetti, bullets into butterflies. >"Make love, not war!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:40:50 No.13250317 >>13250295 I would if the other side had the absolute power of MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:41:00 No.13250318 >>13250312 >Never dick family. My fucking brother-in-arms. Couldn't agree more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:41:38 No.13250321 >>13250311 >"It seems, in your anger, you were NTRed by Paulie."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:42:12 No.13250323 >>13250321 >"Do not want!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:42:26 No.13250325 >>13250316 Is love as warm as thermate burning at 4000+ ºC through living tissue?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:42:51 No.13250327 >>13250316 Now I'm just imagining a magic using wurm on the battlefield innocently turning land mines into Potpourris.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:43:38 No.13250329 >>13250325 Lava Golem is going to say "yes". >>13250327 >"You're a dumb-dumb! And you're a dumb-dumb! Don't you all know that even hardhats don't protect you from bullets?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:43:49 No.13250330 >>13250327 >She steps on a landmine that she forget to turn Wurm go Boom boom!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:44:52 No.13250333 >>13250330 >she gets thrown up in the air and she giggles all the while, falling on several other mines, setting them off and repeating the process until the field is cleared

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:44:55 No.13250334 File: 648 KB, 1036x637, 26247247828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250088 >Idol minos

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:46:17 No.13250337 >>13250334 I wanna fuck that rabbit. >>13250330 >implying it's not an aura. >spending time with her troll friend, flowers now grow where she slithers and everything is rendered safe and cheerful

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:46:19 No.13250338 >>13250334 >Dog girl with no Polt nose And yet now every one has Polt nose going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:46:44 No.13250339 >>13250334 I forgot about that mouse girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:48:23 No.13250345 >>13250334 Will Kimihito somehow end up getting involved with this group at some point?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:48:34 No.13250346 >>13250334 >Nekomata wearing cat paw gloves Fucking what

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:49:08 No.13250347 File: 239 KB, 424x600, Super cheesy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250339 How does it feel that there will be no Mause in EMG, Nyanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:49:23 No.13250348 >>13250346 She's probably called Mittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:49:42 No.13250350 >>13250212 >love >selling humanity into slavery >love Traitors say the craziest things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:50:04 No.13250352 >>13250347 I don't read it anymore, so I don't really mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:50:19 No.13250354 File: 28 KB, 320x200, 1427745019520.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250333 wurms

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:50:43 No.13250355 >>13250352 Why not? Are you too cool for it now that you're a bigshot writefag with Doublemaus in the works?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:52:07 No.13250358 >>13250352 I still do, hoping for some Scylla booty. Other than that it dropped the ball long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:53:05 No.13250365 >>13250261 >>13250270 Traitors should be made to live in the artic wastes of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:53:31 No.13250366 >>13250355 Nah, I'm just a picky person and it got boring for me. I'm working on something other than Doublemaus though. I mean, I'll do a bit every now and then but it's not my main focus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:55:15 No.13250374 >>13250269 More like he shrugs of the tentacles and runs the incubus though before decapitating him, because ALPING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:55:43 No.13250378 >>13250354 Someone fund it.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:55:47 No.13250379
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>>13250354
We had this talk a while back, didn't we? Wurms throwing Weresheep at each other?
>>13250358
But anon, the tentacle lady is in 12beast.
>>13250366
Sure. Just like how I'm supposed to be writing this and I'm actually writing that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:56:35 No.13250381 >>13250301 Enjoy being atomic dust. >>13250327 >wurms >using magic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:56:57 No.13250382 >>13250374 But that's now what happened in the movie, anon. Are you perhaps buttpained? >>13250381 >Dragons >not naturally powerful magic users

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:57:18 No.13250385 File: 172 KB, 800x600, And this is the tantacle I used to fuck your mother.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250379 But 12best isn't being translated, is it?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:57:21 No.13250387

>>13250354
>>13250378
>>13250379

>Wurms game
>Wurms vs. Humans
>Humans have all the sick weaponry we've ever invented to erradicate anything that breathes
>Wurms don't have any weapons, but they can "launch" themselves really high and far
>Game starts, Humans' turn
>One of them calls in direct artillery fire on one of the Wurms
>She covers her head and shrinks
>Shit goes boom, dust settles
>She's still in the same spot, covering her head, giant craters on the ground all around her
>He missed
>Wurms' turn, one of them launches herself in the air, going all "weeee~!"
>Lands staight on a human man
>His health is instantly depleted, and they're both out of the game, as she keeps cuddling him until the end of the match

That sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:58:15 No.13250391 >>13250387 Yes. Yes it does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:58:38 No.13250392 >>13250385 It got licensed by Seven Seas, so maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:58:49 No.13250393 >>13250374 Yeah, you actually have to be an Incubus first before Alping. A gay human cannot Alp without turning into one. But thread/heacanon can deviate, so long as they know what's actually canon in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 15:58:49 No.13250394 >>13250382 Magic requires a certain aptitude and level of intelligence, wurms are pure bruisers. I'm not even talking threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:00:19 No.13250402 >>13250393 We have zero need to know what the canon is. The canon is dumb! >>13250394 Wurm sorceress savant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:00:45 No.13250404 >>13250392 >7seas So puns?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:02:19 No.13250408 >>13250402 >dumb But it's still the regular MGE canon and all that jazz.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:02:39 No.13250409 >>13250402 You need to at least know the canon, even if you don't use it, because then you're just spreading misinformation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:03:40 No.13250413 >>13250409 It's not spreading misinformation if I don't claim I'm following the canon. What is your sick obsession with the canon? I don't care about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:06:04 No.13250419 >>13250402 That wouldn't be a wurm anymore, more like a subspecies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:06:19 No.13250420 >>13250413 Because it's common knowledge to know the canon of a race and the series its from, so you're not doing stupid shit like men Alping from someone touching their butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:06:30 No.13250422 >>13250374 >>13250393 let's just assume that those tentacles were laced with enough MAMONO MANA to corrupt the paladin into an incubus and subsequently alp upon touch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:07:20 No.13250426 >>13250413 >paladin gets hits with tentacles >he immediately alps You're spreading misinformation

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:07:28 No.13250429 >>13250419 I can't hear that word without thinking about monster hunter. Your waifu gets a sub-species, what is it like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:07:47 No.13250431 >>13250422 So the waifu was a Lilim/Demon Lord? Now this just feels like a handwave. What's next, Werewolfcubus raised by Alma Elma?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:08:50 No.13250437 File: 92 KB, 479x650, Shiny Ryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250429 Pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:10:43 No.13250442 >>13250350 But the Demon Lord is love. She just wants to see grumpy bears like you smile for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:10:59 No.13250444 >>13250431 then just say that he covered the tentacles with that potion causing insta-incubisation because prep-time or some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:12:16 No.13250451 File: 411 KB, 953x700, Thegoodlife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250429 >Your waifu gets a sub-species, what is it like? >sub-species of a sub-species I'm not sure. Oh shit I'm getting the picture of numbers captchas again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:12:20 No.13250452 >>13250442 Jump off a bridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:12:21 No.13250453 >>13250442 Depending on the setting. In some she could be actually on the side of good with the CG on the side of evil, while in others it could be ultra traditional paladin fun time. >>13250444 If you're going to handwave might as well go all out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:13:32 No.13250457 Chose one: >Cuddling your waifu while she's dressed in a Nazi Officer Uniform >Being spanked and dommed by your waifu while she's dressed up like a Librarian Or... You can choose the Secret Box.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:14:16 No.13250459 >>13250457 >Cuddling your waifu while she's dressed in a Nazi Officer Uniform But we do that everyday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:14:30 No.13250461 >>13250452 Is it so hard to not be a meanie? What's wrong with monstergirls that just want to make humanity happy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:14:53 No.13250462 >>13250422 Except the change still has the psychological factor to it, if he's in the middle of battle he's not thinking about dudes, and the change is gradual and self initiated, he wouldn't just alp, even if he went instant incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:15:01 No.13250463 File: 782 KB, 636x900, 49362186_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you put your pedipalp in her chest cavity?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:15:53 No.13250468 >>13250442 I'll smile once you're ashes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:16:08 No.13250471 >>13250457 >Cuddling your waifu while she's dressed in a Nazi Officer Uniform Oomukade in a Nazi uniform? Can't say I've ever thought of it till now but it has a strange appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:16:53 No.13250473 >>13250463 Wait, what?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:17:07 No.13250475
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>>13250453
>she could be actually on the side of good with the CG on the side of evil
I've always seen it as a situation similar to the Law and Chaos factions from the SMT games. Considering the CGs desire to maintain the status quo after all.
I want my neutral faction dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:17:38 No.13250478 >>13250468 Well I'll smile once you have your waifu and are living a happy life with her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:18:01 No.13250481 >>13250463 Is that a spider? What the fuck is going on with her chest?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:18:50 No.13250483 >>13250461 Everything. Now, jump off the bridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:19:10 No.13250484 File: 1007 KB, 920x1323, 54cd4d61541c516526f189c93e2be9ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When is your waifu at her most beautiful? Pre-coitus? During coitus? Post-coitus? Spooning? Well?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:19:42 No.13250486 >>13250484 She always is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:19:52 No.13250487 >>13250484 She's not fucking real you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:20:48 No.13250489 >>13250483 Where's this hostility coming from? Do you want to be miserable?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:09 No.13250491 >>13250487 I had fun once. It was awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:12 No.13250492 >>13250484 Always.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:21 No.13250495 Who wears the pants in your relationship? You or your waifu? inb4 equal

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:25 No.13250496 >>13250473 >>13250481 Chest pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:30 No.13250497 >>13250489 Yes, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:39 No.13250498 >>13250457 >Nazi uniform Well they are pretty snappy looking, just tweak it to show monster superiority.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:21:50 No.13250500 >>13250487 She's real in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:22:25 No.13250503 >>13249539 I'd say Lich as a Hexer, but that'd barely be any different.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:23:05 No.13250506 >>13250495 If you or your waifu are wearing pants while alone together at home you're doing something wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:23:18 No.13250507 File: 175 KB, 800x600, Sonia P&D Thumbs Up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250500 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:23:57 No.13250511 >>13250500 No she's not. I don't even have one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:24:13 No.13250512 >>13250457 Cuddle the waifu in a Nazi uniform easily. Nazi had shit ideology but goddamn did they ever have a great fashion sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:24:33 No.13250515 >>13250506 But clothing is hotter than naked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:24:43 No.13250518 >>13250511 Then why even answer the question. Are you trying to be edgy and cool?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:25:30 No.13250520 >>13250442 >According to the Demon Lord and her followers No one claims to be the bad guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:26:34 No.13250525 >>13250457 Option 1, all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:26:50 No.13250526 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1404069181518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250495 That's the most insensitive comment I've seen all week, some monster girls can't wear pants. Check your pants privilege shitlord.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:27:06 No.13250528 >>13250520 Only a legit evil person will tell you that what they do is evil, like Kotomine the jogger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:27:27 No.13250530 File: 122 KB, 666x556, 1425767057127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250475

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:28:14 No.13250532 >>13250530 You that one fag who hates all r63?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:28:40 No.13250537 >>13250495 Me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:28:48 No.13250538 File: 117 KB, 689x938, Belial-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:29:03 No.13250540 >>13250530 >he doesn't want to beat up bad girls/guys with other monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:29:12 No.13250542 >>13250512 >Nazi had shit ideology Good goy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:29:15 No.13250543 >>13250526 Your waifu a shit. Mantis better insect waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:29:53 No.13250544 >>13250532 Who knows. Bitch kun is legion after all.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:30:16 No.13250545

>>13250462
ehh, the cause for alping can be solely subconscious, so that shouldn't be a problem
that said, lots of guys must've probably been right in the middle of having sex with whatever monstergirl that captured them when they alped
But I don't really see why we should continue this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:30:36 No.13250548 >>13250544 They work in shifts to ensure no fun 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:30:42 No.13250549 >>13250543 Mantis a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:31:25 No.13250554 File: 2.25 MB, 720x480, cleansing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not fall for monster girl propaganda.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:31:27 No.13250555
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>>13250511

>yfw your waifu can exist in a different dimension
>But she only comes into existence if you imagine her as a living being, being born, growing up, and eventually becoming your waifu
>yfw you're "you" because an MG imagined you as your husbando in another dimension

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:31:28 No.13250556 >>13250548 Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:32:18 No.13250559 >>13250543 I'd say Mantis a shit but I like most insect girls. Mantis a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:32:25 No.13250560 >>13250462 Actually the world guide has mentioned that some Incubi have turned into Alps at disturbing speeds. Though he still has to desire the D, whether he knows it himself or not.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:32:58 No.13250561

>>13250555
>>But she only comes into existence if you imagine her as a living being, being born, growing up, and eventually becoming your waifu
See, the flaw here is that that "you" would also be part of a different dimension that existed after you imagined it, so your waifu would be with "you" but not with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:33:01 No.13250562 >>13250549 Creepy crawly a shit. At least my waifu has legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:33:06 No.13250563 >>13250526 I want to lick an oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:33:13 No.13250564 >>13250520 Who doesn't want to live a happy live with a monstergirl wife? Nobody.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:33:26 No.13250567 >>13250545 >alping in the middle of sex That has to be bullshit. MM would fix you, I only see lone incubi, that is, the ones who go changed due to ambient DE exposure, alping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:34:00 No.13250569 >>13250554 THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH TRAITORS.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:34:18 No.13250570 >>13250562 She's still shit. She's such a shit bug, you'd think she's a scarab.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:34:18 No.13250571 >>13250564 Actually I would beg to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:34:55 No.13250572 >>13250561 >yfw we exist in multiple dimensions, not only on this one >yfw we're living happy lives with our waifus in one of them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:35:35 No.13250574 >>13250564 But not at the cost of my humanity and betraying my friends, colleagues, family, country, and entire species.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:00 No.13250577 We need more pregnant monster girls Especially ones with motherly glows

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:00 No.13250578 >>13250543 >Mantis Enjoy your sociopath who will eat your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:05 No.13250579 >>13250540 >he doesn't want to beat up russians while wearing animal masks with other monstergirls who are also wearing animal masks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:22 No.13250581 >>13250563 I wonder how they'd react to being licked then playing the denial game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:23 No.13250582 >TFW one of the worse writefaggots on here pulled an Alp >That wasn't actually AlpAnon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:30 No.13250583 >>13250046 It's something Mari and .less did for fun. And of course autists here will be autists. They should just stop posting their shit here, and just share it with people who won't throw a shitstorm every single time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:44 No.13250586 >>13250571 Why not? >>13250574 You're betraying them for their own good. It's so they can be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:50 No.13250587 >>13250574 Why not just donate sperm to keep mankind alive? Not like sperm addicted Succubi will break into sperm clinics and dope themselves on all of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:36:52 No.13250588 >>13250578 This doesn't actually happen in nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:37:14 No.13250590 >>13250579 I never got into Hotline Miami, so maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:37:55 No.13250592 >>13250588 Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:37:56 No.13250594 File: 63 KB, 351x462, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250542

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:38:09 No.13250595 >>13250147 Yes. Yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:38:19 No.13250598 >>13250578 >making up shit about a monstergirl you don't like

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:38:36 No.13250600 >>13250457 Obligitory Secret Box >inb4 alped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:38:40 No.13250601 >Monster waifu asks you to switch roles for a day to see how it is like >Dominant MG waifu acts submissive and vice versa, and so do you How do you fare as a couple?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:39:12 No.13250602 >>13250213 >and even though I would give myself over to the first Dragoness who told me to grovel before her I still despised that guy and everything the movie stood for. You and me, with think alike.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:39:30 No.13250603 >>13250601 Like every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:39:46 No.13250604 >>13250601 Divorce.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:40:13 No.13250607 >>13250538 ...the Tsun only makes me want to bully her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:40:17 No.13250608 >>13250601 >>13250601 I tell her to stop reading cosmo and let me play my damn videogames

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:40:49 No.13250611 File: 145 KB, 616x543, 1425860913991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250204 >>13250213 If only the real hero of the movie had a bigger lung capacity after getting shot in the chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:41:20 No.13250613 >>13250607 >her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:41:37 No.13250614 >>13250601 She's a switch depending on the situation so nothing really changes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:42:50 No.13250616 File: 645 KB, 1200x1000, 1344912437927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250578 >>13250588 >>13250592 >>13250598 Open your eyes, you sheeps.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:43:38 No.13250619 >>13250613 Yep. r63 guy is here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:43:51 No.13250621 >>13250613 Shush you, that prime evil is begging to be impregnated. besides, it's just another bully vector

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:43:56 No.13250622 >>13250457 >Being spanked and dommed by your waifu while she's dressed up like a Librarian This sounds quite lovely. Need for an Anubis dressed like a sexy-ass Librarian, increasing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:44:23 No.13250624 >>13250564 Of course anyone would be happy after being mindbroken, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:45:50 No.13250629 File: 144 KB, 319x300, 1426106780677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250616 Oh no, a piece drawn by BB totally invalidates us.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:45:52 No.13250630 >>13250567 that's not really how it works, also I translated some of KC's Q&A regarding alps some time ago that had alping after a monstergirl attack

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:46:05 No.13250631

>>13250586
>For their own good.
I beg to differ. Who am I to determine what is for "their own good?" Who am I to tell someone else how to live their life? Common sense tells us that individuals are different, and one type of lifestyle may make one one individual happy but may not work for other individuals. Taking this into account, who knows any given individual best? Themselves, naturally, because in most cases no one else knows/understands you better than yourself. Therefore, the one person who is best qualified to determine how an individual should live their life in the way that makes them happiest is themselves.

There are exceptions to this, and there are times when individuals are engaged in harmful/self-destructive behaviour and need to be corrected "for their own good." But, one individual cannot condemn a group of others to one lifestyle against their will and claim it's "for their own good" and assume it will make that group happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:46:12 No.13250633 >>13250616 Well, that's the last monster girl I liked out the window. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:47:05 No.13250635 >>13250592 >>13250616 Nice try Jewnuki.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:47:10 No.13250636 >>13250629 Stop being so defensive. And delete your shitty reaction face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:47:26 No.13250638 >>13250630 For the last fucking time, if you're gonna go "KC said" back it up with the citation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:47:29 No.13250640 >>13250616 Sheeps isn't a word.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:47:37 No.13250642 File: 776 KB, 900x878, Mikhail Kalashnikov.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250619 Time for no fun again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:48:59 No.13250644 >>13250629 >taking it seriously come on...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:49:14 No.13250645 >>13250642 >Filename I still don't get it. I see neither an old russian man nor an assault rifle.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:49:28 No.13250647 File: 606 KB, 707x1000, 90c745f79c336bef530f3b758f4378bd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250642 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:50:00 No.13250651 >>13250644 Too late >>13250633

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:50:09 No.13250653 >>13250645 Who knows? 'Her' name is Mikhail, and the guy tacked on a "Last Name" like that for the sake of a pun?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:50:38 No.13250655 >>13250590 >Never got into Hotline Miami Did you at least get to experience the soundtracks? They were like, 50-60% of the whole experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:50:44 No.13250657 I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than watch my waifu going out with other men.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:51:23 No.13250659 >>13250642 >>13250647 I don't we need another slappyfight that involves image dumping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:51:59 No.13250660 >>13250657 Too bad, that's what happens when you date a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:05 No.13250661 >>13250645 The Dragon's name is Mikhail. >>13250653 basically summed it up for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:28 No.13250663 >>13250657 Your waifu is you're waifu, why would you ever think that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:35 No.13250664 >>13250660 b-but kc said

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:37 No.13250665 >>13250660 Maybe if you're a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:38 No.13250666 >>13250657 >rip out my intestines with a fork That's 6.9m of pain and suffering and bleeding and screaming and vomiting from the horrible stench of bacteria coming from your insides right there. You sure about this, mate?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:52:45 No.13250667 >>13250657 Okay...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:53:06 No.13250669 >>13250659 I'm not in the mood to post pics and argue with an autistic wall either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:53:06 No.13250670 >>13250630 I know what you're referring to, but you're going to have to post a source for the rest of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:53:15 No.13250671 >>13250657 At least we know you're not bob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:53:49 No.13250672 >>13250669 Say I was curious about your view?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:54:16 No.13250675 >>13250638 >>13250670 I had my name (swiss Momo) on when I posted the translations here, so you can easily check the archive. Or you give me a moment to dig trough his ask.fm again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:54:48 No.13250676 >>13250657 >Ripping out your intestines >Not going and kicking their shit in to secure your waifu >Imagining YOUR waifu with other men in the first place Get out of here you shitty-ass cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:55:47 No.13250682 >>13250675 I think we know more about Alps than we need to, Momo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:56:03 No.13250683 >>13250657 I'd rather go Alp than watch my waifu going out with other men.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:56:29 No.13250687 >>13250676 >being an alpha in a manticore-loving community kek

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:57:18 No.13250689

>>13250675
Nah, I know who you are, but I don't remember the "men alping after a MG attack". Which is hella dumb except in an attack by an extremely powerful succubus, dark matter, or lilim, who are the only ones that can insta change a man into an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:57:38 No.13250691 >>13249746 Good to see you're still with us. I was getting worried that you joined the list of casualties.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:57:52 No.13250692

>>13250672
No.
That one faggot will keep dumping pics and spewing the same old "They're still men lol despite being 100% women now" responses while believing he wins each argument because everyone got tired of talking to him.
We're not discussing it, end of discussion. All right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 16:58:19 No.13250693 >>13250687 >telling lies on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:01:40 No.13250700 >>13250689 By mana alone.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:02:51 No.13250702

>>13250687

Last time I checked you flaming faggots declared anybody who didn't hate Manticores at this point in time as a member of the #tailpussy IRC channel.

Because heaven forbid people like different MGs than Holstaurs, Ushi-Onis, Apophis, Ryu, or whatever flavor of the month waifu you people cling to like Linus' security blanket.

At least Nyanon has the stones to admit he'll only ever get mouse pootang.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:04:16 No.13250704 >>13250682 Never enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:04:22 No.13250705 >>13250702 Anon, you know he's lying right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:05:22 No.13250707 >>13250704 You ruined succubi faggot.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:05:34 No.13250708

>>13250689
found it, I think I didn't TL this specific one since another question covered the same topic:

http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/114560337749
>Will a guy that has the groundings of an alp turn into a dark priest after getting attacked by one?
>Yes, he'll turn into a dark priest (alp). Alps are fundamentally succubi in the first place, they only get called so for convenience

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:06:50 No.13250713 >>13250657 >my intestines >not his intestines And this comes from a femdomfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:07:59 No.13250718 >>13250708 No you did not. I hope whoever asked this question gets cancer. I really do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:09:39 No.13250723 >>13250713 They are masochists at heart. But this really speaks volumes about how they handle problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:09:39 No.13250724 >>13250708 >Alps turning into various Succubi This caused some problems a while ago due to misunderstandings and extreme homophobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:09:49 No.13250725 >>13250708 This only happens if the guy's subconsciously a faggot though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:10:59 No.13250731 >>13250724 More like it caused problems because alpfaggots were saying alps could become anything, fujoshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:11:14 No.13250732 >>13250725 And an incubus or turned into one while fucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:11:30 No.13250734 >>13250526 Creepy-crawlies are love. We need more creepy-crawlies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:12:08 No.13250740 >>13250702 Why do people on the threads like Nyanon so much? He's an average writefag: not terrible but not amazing either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:12:37 No.13250743 >>13250724 this seriously, the transphobia here is disgusting. Who cares what your waifu was? If you're attracted to her initially and you think it's OK to break up with her just because she's an Alp is really disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:13:23 No.13250747 >>13250731 >fujoshit >buzzwords-kun is up Yeah, that small numbers of idiots doesn't represent everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:13:51 No.13250750 >>13250743 >transphobia Go back to tumblr

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:14:42 No.13250752 >>13250743 >Transphobia Time to go back to your LGBTBBQ club.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:14:50 No.13250754 I want a petite Chechire

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:15:20 No.13250758 >>13250168 >that tiny condom feels good to not have a small weiner

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:15:36 No.13250761 >>13250752 >not LGBTLMNOP c'mon

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:15:41 No.13250762

>>13250743
Good number of Elves also used to be male as with most of the monsters.
So it shows they really are homophobic if they feel uncomfortable about the idea of that instead of thinking "Who fucking cares? They're real women now, with functioning reproductive organs and real titties to boot!"

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:15:41 No.13250763

>>13250743

I know you're baiting but the idea of your best friend turning into a sexy demongirl and lusting after your cock is a little too weird.

Going around their house to watch a movie together would suddenly get really awkward when s/he starts draping her/himself all over you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:16:01 No.13250765 >>13250750 >>13250754 Niggas, anyone can tell that was bait from a mile away. >>13250754 I want to see a pygmy Werebat, but we all can't get what we desire, can we.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:16:06 No.13250766 >>13250754 >petite Your taste is true, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:16:11 No.13250767 >>13250731 I recall KC mentioning men alping into parasite slimes, liliraune and dark matters on his ask.fm Momo would be able to find out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:17:06 No.13250771 >>13250754 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:17:07 No.13250772 >>13250765 Misquoted one of those, oh well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:17:38 No.13250775 >>13250761 Not as funny in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:17:52 No.13250778 >>13250765 >No small werebat to hook onto your shirt and ride on your back

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:18:05 No.13250780 >>13250758 >Not breaking it over your dick >Not punishing her for misjudging your size with rough fucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:18:40 No.13250781 >>13250740 He makes cute girls and if his handling with the CYOA fiasco was any indication, he's a genuinely nice dude who just wants to write about monstergirls. And personally I just want to see how many ways he can think of molesting mice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:18:45 No.13250784 >>13250778 >Not working at daycare >With a young Werebat doing just that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:19:12 No.13250790 >>13250767 Not men, alps, and we know already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:19:44 No.13250795 >>13250754 I want two petite Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:20:40 No.13250798 >>13250780 seriously, have you tried to put on a rubber that's too small? shit hurts, man. I understand the rubber stretches and all, but the ring at the base can cut off circulation bad. learned that the hard way

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:21:42 No.13250802 >>13250723 I was saying that I'm a femdomfag and I'd rather rip out his intestines than mine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:21:59 No.13250804 >>13250795 >"Geez Timmy, how come your mom let's you have two petite Cheshires?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:22:17 No.13250807 >>13250743 >>13250762 If my wife turned out to a an alp I would kill it on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:22:29 No.13250809 >>13250795 Double the trouble, double the teasing, double the purring

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:22:44 No.13250811 >>13250554 seriously what is this clip from

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:23:34 No.13250814 >>13250807 >it Her. And that's just proving the point through baiting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:23:35 No.13250815 >>13250802 Yeah well your buddy would rather fuck himself up, so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:24:12 No.13250818 >>13250811 The Big Guy Named Lebowski For You

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:24:55 No.13250825 >>13250811 The Big Lebowski. Its from a dream sequence

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:25:10 No.13250827 >>13250814 It, and the post I responded to was bait, what you replied to is just the truth of the matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:25:31 No.13250830 >>13250811 Boku no Bowling

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:26:55 No.13250839 >>13250811 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bykaeV4o

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:27:01 No.13250841 >>13250811 How I Met Your Mother: Carpet Edition

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:28:22 No.13250847 >>13250818 >>13250825 >>13250839 Thanks anons

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:28:30 No.13250848 >>13250827 No, your post was clearly bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:29:38 No.13250852 >>13250848 This entire conversation is idiotic bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:30:58 No.13250859 >>13250825 THEY CAME ON MY RUG, MAN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:32:10 No.13250862 >>13250830 Ok, that one got me

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:33:38 No.13250869

>>13250848
No friend, that everything you've said in the last five post. I'd go so far as saying >>13250743 >>13250762 are both you "Who cares about gender?" That's pure fujoshit kun. But if you're honestly defending trannies well, go fuck yourself, we're done either way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:33:58 No.13250871 File: 908 KB, 1470x2100, 1415614601403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:35:12 No.13250872 >>13250869 >trannies Good to know you're still here, shitting up the threads with your shit views and baiting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:35:21 No.13250874 >>13250871 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:35:42 No.13250876 >>13250871 Yeah anon, we've seen this image multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:36:21 No.13250878 >>13250872 >if I call it bait long enough maybe he'll go away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:36:51 No.13250882 File: 475 KB, 720x825, b1193ce7cc48801b8817a04a038de68c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250876 How about this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:37:52 No.13250885 >>13250878 I'm 98% sure there's at least a handful of people who will agree with me in that the shit you spew is bait, and everyone involved in this argument is retarded including you and me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:37:54 No.13250886 >>13250882 I've seen it before, but it's rarely ever posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:38:31 No.13250888 >>13250885 And?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:39:12 No.13250889 File: 223 KB, 850x1189, MG5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250886 How about sea snake?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:40:13 No.13250890 >>13250888 >And? Even your response shows you're doing this to get reactions out of people. Enjoy being a piece of shit who views Alps and such as trannies, even though you're the only person who does so. Good day.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:41:48 No.13250895

So your MG waifu is visiting with your parents and that seems to be going alright.

Eventually you notice her thumbing through your old photo album of when you were a kid. Your parents also mention all those old videos they took of you when you were a kid which makes her interested. How do you feel about all this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:42:56 No.13250899 >>13250895 I hope she doesn't find the old Halloween photoes or the ones from highschool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:44:05 No.13250901 >>13250890 >only person Afraid not, and what my response should tell you is that no matter how many mental loops you go through, at the end of the day your opinions mean nothing. But keep calling it bait, it don't hurt me none.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:44:48 No.13250904 >>13250895 Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:45:28 No.13250906 >>13250895 Embarrased as fuck. Compared to how I look now, child-me was quite ugly.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:45:55 No.13250907

>>13250901
>no matter how many mental loops you go through, at the end of the day your opinions mean nothing
That applies to you too. Alps being trannies is merely your opinion, Bait-kun, and you keep spewing it to rile people up.
And you have ZERO proof that anyone agrees with you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:47:14 No.13250909 >>13250895 >Videos My family were behind the times, we never had a video camera so I'm safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 30, 2015 17:47:53 No.13250914 >>13250895 I've only got about 2 pictures of when I were a kid. Wouldn't feel embarassed about them, though.

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