/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13243741
I want to eat my friend out but I don't know how to ask her for it considering we're both virgins.

>>13243741
Tongues are icky no matter who uses them. What would you do, tell jokes?

>>13243741
Careful anon. With an amazing body like hers you may end up with a sprained tongue. If so, you'd need to stop because of the pain and then she'd have to write you a prescription for it. The mood would then be gone and everything would be fucked over.

delicious christmas cake

I want a hairjob from Eirin.

Come closer.

Eirin is so beautiful.

>>13244124

>>13243741
fuck you nigger

Eirin looks so strong!!!

who would win a battle of the sciences
Ran or Eirin?

>>13245018
Eirin beats Yukari who beats Ran.

>>13245021
i don't think so, Eirin is more of a quacksalver who puts things together and tests them on bunnies
Yukari is a real scientist who has enough smarts to understand and establish the mathematical model behind the science, so you can prove a hypothesis without actually observing them in nature, which is important for the most interesting processes

>>13245037
Look in Cage in Lunatic Runagate on how Eirin tricked Yukari's first moon landing.

>>13245041
Eirin is a genius!

Would Eirin make a good wife to an Earthling?

>>13248304
It would be like marrying a blue whale - a creature so alien and so much more powerful than you, with a mind you can only hope to comprehend. Plus, you can never really hope to satisfy her in a sexual way.

>>13248355
Props to marrying a blue whale. Must've done something right.

>>13243741
Back off asshole
she's mine!

I really want to go down to the beach now...

How does a hag have such an amazing body?

>>13248442
They breed 'em good on the moon.

>>13248442
She makes her own suppliments.

>>13248452
>>13248442
Eirin came from the Earth to the Moon with Lord Tsuk. also it's heavily said by ZUN that Eirin is a high-ranking Lunarian god.

Gotta be smart enough to keep up with her, or be extremely stupid that it amuses her to be with Eirin.

>>13248460
Isn't Eirin immune to drugs, though?

>>13248474
How exactly the Hourai Elixir works is up for debate.

I really don't like Eirin. Like, not even a little. She's unique like that.

>>13248474
No.

You inject poison in her, the poison will kill her.
She will revive with the poison no longer in her system good as new.

You shoot her with a .50 calibur bullet, big skull through the head. Eirin dies.
Hours later it heals, and Eirin doesn't have a mark.

This is how the Hourai Elixir works. You blow her a part leaving nothing, but small particles the particles reform to make her body.

>>13248497
Immortal and not invincible eh?

>>13248497
>>13248481
No, no, I don't mean poison, I mean regular drugs. Medicine and stuff. Wasn't talking about Hourais either, just Eirin.

>>13248507
Without the drug, Eirin is just an incredibly old lunarian, while strong, is not immortal, just that she lives forever if she isn't killed by any means.

>>13248507
How exactly Eirin works is up for debate.

>>13248522
Arrgh, I meant besides the elixer. Nothing else works on her.
Maybe I thought wrong, don't remember where I heard it anyway.

Eirin really over thought the man moon mission by NASA, and showed extreme racism.

>>13248528
I do not see these two getting along.

>>13248551
I see Eirin fucking with Keine a little and Keine being too much of a straight lace to punch back. However I'd suspect the pair would ally over the Mokou/Kaguya rivalry and attempt to subvert it and stop the endless fighting.

>>13248563
>I see Eirin fucking with Keine a little and Keine being too much of a straight lace to punch back.
This, definitely.

>However I'd suspect the pair would ally over the Mokou/Kaguya rivalry and attempt to subvert it and stop the endless fighting.
This, definitely not. If Kaguya at all cares about keeping the rivalry going, then Eirin isn't raising a finger to end it.

>>13248551
That pic looks like Eirin and Keine are both sleeping w/ the same guy, and both are trying to hold back from killing each other over it.

Eirin:Prude
Keine:I'm going to ignore her.

>>13248548
It's an invasion by illegal alien, of course it's worth some thoughts but she didn't pay attention afterwards cuz Earth never made any formal moon base.

>>13248578
I can't see Eirin really caring about some guy.

>>13248576
>If Kaguya at all cares about keeping the rivalry going, then Eirin isn't raising a finger to end it.

Eirin serves the will of her mistress, ofcourse, but I think she's capable of seeing the big picture. If she cares about the wellbeing of Kaguya then she would help Kiene end the madness. It comes down to what kind of servent you think Eirin is, blindly loyal, loyal because of circumstance and is happy unless something interferes with her science, or loyal, wanting what's best for her mistress. I really doubt she's blindly loyal, so it really comes down to whether she's the 2 dimensional bitch she's made out to be and only focused on her research, or if there's a little more to her motivations.

>>13248599
I don't think we can really understand Eirin's mind, but I still don't think she'd want to end the rivalry. Why would she? What harm does it do?

>>13248615
I want to be Eirin servant.

>>13248617
She's already got Reisen. What can you do that she can't?

>>13248622
Everything Reisen can't or won't.

>>13248632
That's not much. Very little, in fact.

...I have almost no pictures of Eirin and Reisen interacting that don't involve Reisen getting abused or teased or whatever. This is a problem.

>>13248615
If she is science, then the conflict would be increadibly distracting. We might not be able to know her mind, but it's safe to say that everytime the conflict spills over into her lab it would be very annoying.

>>13248638
From a scientific perspective, Eirin really needs a better sample size before she releases new medication.

>>13248646
Well for that you need test subjects, not servants.

>>13248653
That wasn't the right picture at all.

>>13248658
It's all good.

>>13248661
I knew someone would say that.

I always wanted to say: the color scheme of her dress is really silly, and her hat doesn't really fit her. If I were ZUN I'd go for hair bands and ribbons instead.

>>13248678
If I was ZUN I'd give her long twin tails

>>13248683
What are you, some kind of copyright infringement fetishist?

Yanmarson pls

>>13248497
>You shoot her with a .50 calibur bullet, big skull through the head. Eirin dies.
>Hours later it heals, and Eirin doesn't have a mark.
She'd probably "respawn" immediately, really.

>>13248522
Well, Eirin is implicitly Omoikane, so she would be a god and likely immortal anyways.

>>13248534
If you're talking about Eirin saying she's immune to her own medicine due to years of testing or whatever, that was again just an allusion to her having taken the Elixir.

Eirin vs. Akagi, Japanese mahjong

Tasukete Eirin

えーりん！えーりん！

>>13250007
Eirin doing some nightcrawling how cool.

>>13248880
>If you're talking about Eirin saying she's immune to her own medicine due to years of testing or whatever, that was again just an allusion to her having taken the Elixir.
That's it! All right.
So...she's immune to her own drugs, but not others?

>>13248551
I always thought these two would be great friends if not for their best friends fighting. I imagine them having a master pupil relationship. Keine's an educator and Eirin is the smartest person on the planet. They would probably chat for hours about history and such, and Keine would try to soak up all of their conversation like a sponge. Eirin would also come in every so often to act as the school nurse and give check ups to the students.
But as soon as Kaguya and Mokou go back fighting, Eirin would drop all contact without a moments notice, and Keine would likely try to salvage the friendship, but ultimately end up heart broken.

>>13251475
Please don't break Keine's heart, Eirin.

>>13250326
No no, it's that she keeps the fact that she drank the Elixir secret, so when when she subject of her being immune to drugs came up, she instead said she's immune because of all the experimentation she's done, as a cover up.

>>13255133
p much + mokou/mimster

nice hat, Eirin

Eirin needs a volunteer to test a new medicine.

>>13263276

IS THAT A BOTTLE OF OKUU BLOOD?