/jp/ - Otaku Culture

2 new threads, but I'm going to try and make this one live because you actually know how to OP.

First for sea bishops with cute hats

first for shitteposters

>>13241458
I like the picture.

Rest of the thread is shit populated by autists and retards, but I really like the OP. Didn't that guy made a confession serie too?

>>13241428
Anon please, she's a big girl, she knows what she enjoys.

Besides, you've never seen what else she can do, when she cosplays she goes harder than mother fucking Donkey Kong Country.

Imagine having a ground harpy waifu who can literally make your brown girl fantasies come to pass through sheer willpower and costuming expertise.

She even learned how to play an instrument specifically to trick people into thinking she was a Gandharva and it worked wonders.

It's like being married to a doppelganger, she can be whatever she wants to be.

"S-so Anon, are though man enough to till this soil?"

>>13241494

"thou" damn it I fucked it up.

>>13241494
Has anyone ever noticed that Troll is literally the "roundest" character KC has drawn?

Like legitimately round from an art point.

>>13241458
>Old hell hound
>Ara ara, haven't chased a soul like you in ages, also did remember hurting this much afterwards either.
>Oh? Another round?
I don't see why not

unf unf

Thread-ly reminder Cait Sith is not for sitting, but for breeding.

>>13241508

>Older Honey Badger waifu

"Wanna try something kinky? What if I were gentile?"

I want to pearl necklace her so bad...

>>13241464
I have one of those in stock actually.

>>13241508
Translations never.

>>13241513

Oh god damn it I just made her not a Jew. you may have different feelings about that[/spoiler[

I want this ghost bunny girl translated....

Since this is the new thread, I'll use this one

I want to cuddle a Strongfat Dragon!

>>13241526
Why doesn't she have a bra or even pasties underneath her shirt in all this new stuff.

>>13241531
Soft enough to cuddle
Hard enough to break her rivals
Sounds good

>>13241525
>>13241508

Heres whats under the jacket, and a special promo card.

>>13241538
>Honey badger naked apron
Why did the scanlation group drop this again? It was just the right balance of cute monster girls and edge.

>>13241543
We already have a Honey Badget girl though Anon :^)

>>13241458
this fuckin manga man

>>13241553
He is my favorite artist

So, how big of a girl is your waifu? Both in height and healthiness?

>>13241576
She's about 6'6", and a brick shithouse of muscle.

>>13241579

I'll take red please.

>>13241576
As big as I want her to be thanks to succubutt magic.

She probably gets the joke though and could be sick of the baneposting.

Reminder if you marry a Bee girl, be ready to watch her gain weight like no one's business and become a constant stream of Bee Larvae daughterus

>>13241576
She's fairly long, her human part isn't exactly "healthy" though.

>>13241576
I have no preference for 90% of MGs but if Iwas going for a tall one she'd stand probably 7' and be full on strong fat.
I could do chub or muscle in quite a few different measures.
As long as she loves to cuddle of course.

>>13241583
Is that the same trio from the image with the smug Oni on the throne? Would let her step on me.

>>13241584
>could be sick of the baneposting.
I think the solution here would be to Banepost more

>>13241597
>yfw your waifu has had it with this baneposting shit
>she breaks the bat and crashes your plane with no survivors
>...if you know what I mean

>>13241526
I am forever disgusted by what they did to Centorea along with the other girls, but Centorea especially.

Even if they get a decent voice actor for her she completely lost her entire regal air.

Jesus christ Moe is fucking garbage.

>You will never be the son of an Echidna
>You will never have a Troll, Holstaur, and Echidna as your older sisters
>You will never have a Weresheep, Hobgoblin, and doormouse as your younger sisters

Crow Love
I should probably spend some money to get some commission and art for her.

The older the better

>>13241576
That guy is my Hero
I don't remember last time I had so much fun

>>13241639
Especially since you post the same image every thread. I personally don't have a problem with it since its a nice one and its all you've got but you really should use some of those neet dollars to get some more.

>>13241640
>wanting to creampie a post-menopausal granny fox all night without any fear of pregnancy
Exquisite taste.

>>13241646
I'm actually truly sorry anon, there's absolutely nothing for her outside of that, a gif and two amputee ones and I really don't wanna just go and post Aya.

I guess there's this one but she's more of a Sparrow than a Crow.

>It was a busy day in monster girl city, the sun was shining, the sirens were singing, and an orgy had broken out in midtown.
>Not that you cared, even on a Saturday it was busy for members of the Mage Guild's enchanting division.
>After an incident of "rampant wizardry" involving the head judge of MGC, you'd been forced to perform community service as an enchanter for the Guild until you "learned to control yourself."
>Which is crap because you were in full control the whole time.
>If the anubis didn't want to get turned into a shortstack then she shouldn't have double dipped in your salsa.
>No one double dips in your salsa and gets away with it.
>Regardless, you were stuck with providing MGC's numerous Dating Dungeons, a specialized dating service/LARP session where patrons get to pretend to be an adventuring party in a dungeon, with all their enchanted goods.
>You'd made +2 Battle axes, Rings of invisibility, and more to help-fulfill the various orders from the dungeons.
>You'd also been forced to make more "Rod's of Ceaseless Vibrations" than you could ever have though possible.
>Apparently the "Witch's Lair", a Sabbath Based dungeon, didn't keep many adventurers after a run through.
>Today, though, they were being extra kind to you, letting you out of the smoky enchanter's room run a delivery towards the city's undead quarter and the ominously named "Bone Crypt"
>You'd run through there in days past with a few of your friends, bashing skeletons and pushing over zombies, although you'd never gotten past the Wight Knight by the name of Sella.
>A wight who was currently giving you a cool stare as her undead underlings clumsily unloaded the boxes from the Magic U-haul.
>The magic being that it somehow still worked despite being forty years old
>"I don't zee why ve vould 'ave to pay for Zis," she said in an outrageous accent that waxed from french to german "Ve did not order it zo ve should not 'ave to pay for zis."

>>13241661
>Short-stack Anubis
I'm sorry I stopped listening at that part and just sort of...drifted off into my own little world.

http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>House Visit

It's non-lewd.

>>13241543

Galactica simply didn't care about it anymore. The TL didn't want to work on it and cleans/redraws were taking months at a time because they could never keep anyone consistent.

>>13241654
Always take care of your monster waifu, no matter what happens.

>>13241639
Agreed. There's about 5 pieces of art for her. It's more then some other girls get, but it would be nice to see more art of my waifu.

>>13241679
Is this Loen's work?

When did he do this?

>>13241679
Dass amazingly cute.

>>13241681
A few weeks ago. I never got the chance to post it, sorry.

>>13241665
>Reconnecting with Childhood Friend Anubis
>Going Ghost Hunting with her
Oh yes. This is marvelous.
Definitely can't wait to read more of this!

>>13241664
Wonderful thought isn't it?
>>13241669
Well shit, hope Kirei Cake or someone pick it up eventually. Kirei do Arachnid by the same author so my hopes are on them.

>>13241511

>Willfully breeding a Cait Sith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzCU29y2-U

>>13241640
>>13241650

>TFW no Aunty/BBA level Kitsune to make embarassed when she feels her body feeling more youthful as you fuck her
>TFW she'll never turn her face away from you as her womanhood slickens to the stimulation
>TFW she'll never complain your youthful vigor is going to break her hips as you shoot your load into her from beneath
>TFW the older the Kitsune, the better

>>13241695
Why are babaas so cute?

>>13241695
>older woman saying what a beast her younger partner is
God dammit this gets me hard.

>>13241526
I like puffy nipples so I don't mind.

>>13241587
>all bees are queens

>>13240127
I like it so far. The setting's pretty fresh, it's nice to have a story not within an MGC occasionally.

What I'd wish to see this story is to be more... extended I think. In a sense of having more of secondary aspects of storytelling, such as surroundings description, MC's reflections and thoughts, maybe some brief flashbacks etc. That's what seemed to lack to me. So far it looks like the plot is in some kind of a hurry, hopping from one thing to another a bit too fast. These things might help it unwind more gradually.

Oh yeah, and the dog answering with a "whoof!" to every owner's remark was a bit unnatural to me. I might simply not have seen enough of them though.

>>13241695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS473EWbaiw
death to cait sith

>>13241640
Jodio chupaviejas.

>>13241661
>The "Zis" in question was a box of cursed +1 Vampiric Daggers, something that WAS on the the order sheet, no matter how much she denied it.
>"Look lady, I don't know what to tell you." You said, pointing at the box in question "It's on the order sheet and its been made, you have it and you need to pay for it."
>"Zis is prepostorous," She shouted, a little Transylvania slipping in. Ve do not vant zem zo ve shouldn't 'ave to pay for zem! Take zem back you silly boy!"
>You felt a brow twitch in irritation and the urge to cast silence on her rise. Both as a form of vengeance and a way to just stop her from talking in that obviously, fake accent.
>"Look, I've been ordered to make these things and deliver them," you responded tersely, gently pulling your arm free from an overly friendly zombie "they've been made and they've been delivered. You're job is to pay us."
>"Zis is ludicris," the wight complained, her elegant features coloring in anger "Zis is outragous, zis is....zis is...THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
>Her fake accent had finally fallen away but it was too late, you already had a head ache going.
>"Look," you sighed, your face falling into your palm in exasperation "Is there a manager I can talk too?"
>"I am the man-, I mean, I am ze manager," Sella said, her red eyes narrowing "Now, if you vill, please leave and take you box of "
>"Sella," a bored sounding voice called, it's speaker stepping into the parking lot "What is taking so long? We have our first group of adventurers in two hours."
>The newcomer was as, most assuredly, as dead as her employees, her skin gray and long, ivory hair bound back in braid that fell to her rear. She wore a midnight black suit and matching pair of dress pants, both of which hid a figure ripe with curves. What was most caught your attention though was her face, a picture of matured beauty from which two purple, emotionless eyes stood.
>"Zis boy iz trying to zell us-"

>"Yo grandpa, you know the drill. Your place is mine, and I'd like you to make like a leaf and get in the kitchen and open up a can of tuna. I'll start claiming the couch. Hey, it's pretty comfy, where do you shop for furniture? It'll be lovely to scratch this up..."

>>13241722
>hating on the fluffiest MG

>>13241695
Would an Auntie Yuuna suffice?

>>13241773
I'm twenty three and I dare you.
You scratch it, you replace it.

>>13241773
>get out the water bottle

>>13241773
Huh? Yeah, get comfy. Make yourself at home
Let me just go get something from the back real quick and I'll give you the tour

>>13241773
Someone's gonna get spayed at this rate.

>>13241773
>Click. Boom.

>>13241775
>tolerating furshit

>>13241718
>Not Marrying the Princess.
Do you even look to the stars?

>>13241802
Big balls make for big falls.

It's going to be summer soon, what kind of swimsuit does your waifu wear?

Mice are olev.

>>13241825
A tiny, thin bikini.

Oni are show offs.

>>13241825
I don't think a Mantis could wear a swimsuit.

>>13241825
Cait Sith doesn't really like water

>>13241835
All the better reason to make her swim.

>>13241830
Why not?

>>13241757
>"Without the accent please." the pale lich interrupted. "It give's me a headache."
>"Fiiiine," the armored wight sighed, pouting slightly, "He's trying to sell us a box of crap we didn't order."
>"Is this true?" the pale woman responded, giving you a look which, you presume, would have been cross if she showed any emotion.
>You let out another sigh of exasperation, a wandering zombie giving you a clumsy pat on the shoulder as she walked past.
>You're a wizard dammit! Not a sales man.
>"It's on the sheet." you replied through gritted teeth, handing her the clip board "Right here miss...."
>"Mortara," she answered simply, pale, lilac eyes scanning the sheet "yours?"
>"Anon," you said, dearly wishing you were back in the lab making that Cursed Breastplate of the Headless Champion
>"Ah, a common name," The undead mistress replied, still scanning the sheet while her second in command gave you a cross look "I should have guessed."
>It's surprising how much you get that, you've never met anyone else with that name but everyone always seems to know another anon. It's quite mind boggling honestly.
>"He's right," Mortara said, her words disrupting your thoughts."It's on the sheet but I don't remember placing an order an order for them. If you could follow me to my office Anon, we can get check the records and give you your payment."
>She didn't bother to wait for a reply, spinning on her heel and walking towards the door.
>"Finally someone who can read." you replied, giving the angry looking wight the biggest, most satisfied smirk you could manage.
>The angry huff she gave you made the trip almost worth it.
>Almost.
>"Stay close anon," Mortana "called", her voice rising only a tiny bit in volume, "We don't want a young caster like you getting snatched by a ghoul do we?"
>And stay close you did, staying a few steps behind the smartly dressed undead and giving her pant straining, bubble butt a few appraising glances as you walked.
Anyone reading?

So is paradox essentially /mg/s dream of going on an adventure with a party of mg's realized in vidya form?

>>13241825
Dark one-pieces are the best. The way they reflect when wet, giving modest curves glimmering, perfect highlights, the way they simultaneously cling to the skin and leave ridges as they fold, the smooth, slick surface to glide your hands all over to molest small breasts...

>>13241841
Those scythes man, they'd cut them right up.

Maybe I could make a deal with a Arachne, but other than that I don't know.

>>13241825
Doublemaus when?

>>13241825
A white, one-piece swimsuit.

>>13241843
I'm reading. Her name changed though. Is it Mortara or Mortana?

>>13241843
No.

>>13241867
Mortana, I screwed up.

>>13241843
Yes. I am.

>>13241854
I dunno anon, I rather like how a white one piece can stand out against a dark skinned girl's body, especially when wet...

>>13241857
They wouldn't have a problem putting on a two piece swimsuit though. Though, you could always take her to a nude beach.

>>13241843
I am now that a Lich showed up.

any good porn of androids?

>>13241854
I think you're not giving other kinds of swimsuit a fair go, anon.

Imagine them bouncing and straining, waiting to be freed by your hand...

>>13241825
Mine likes to wear revealing outfits, (she is the one on the right) Usually Bikinis and other types.

She seems to enjoy the attention and the fact only I get to take her home for sex.

>>13241884
Hahaha, I wish. You're especially fucked if you want dolljoints or visible robot parts.

Also
http://exhentai.org/g/750678/0ac7024fdd/

>>13241879
This is correct, but you may notice my waifu is white.

>>13241888
One-pieces are the best with titty monsters as well as flatties.

>>13241892
I just noticed the one on the left has striped ears. What IS she?

>>13241892
Oh, I remember this .
Its from when they tried to set up anubis fucker with this Anubis who was so damn shy.

I hear she freezes her nips off now in MGC Alberta.

>>13241892
>only I get to take her home for sex

Whatever you want to say anon.

>>13241892
>naked apron swimsuit
LEWD and arousing.

>>13241893
thanks for the link. life is hard for robot lovers...

>>13241825
A large bikini that's still too small.

>>13241896
In a one piece they can't bounce freely and accidentally come unleashed, though. They aren't as good for the tittymonsters.

>>13241903
My wife picked it out for her. she was so damn embarrassed wearing it so this made her get her to wear it .

>>13241583
Red is nice but blue is just... unf.

>>13241898
Apparently a Jackal Girl.

>>13241900
I always make sure to cuddle her to keep the cold at bay. Also sweaters. Lots of (Vert-Ribbed) sweaters.

>>13241893
Damn, this is pretty go-
>Castration and testicle crushing
And there goes my erection.

>>13241918
Mah nigga

Blastoise > Charizard

>>13241921
space jin is an acquired taste

>>13241921
>femdom
I don't know what you expected.

>>13241901
Ahh the smell of jealousy in the morning...smells like ......victory!

>>13241913
They totally can bounce freely, and the impossibility of a wardrobe malfunction lets busty good girls play freely.

>>13241932
I expected femdom, not extreme physical abuse.

As I said, I was enjoying it up until the point where it went into masochist territory.

>>13241933
>jealously

Say whatever you want, you're still a cuck and your waifu is still a whore.

>>13241884
Yes
If you don't mind a lot of feels

>>13241900
Wasn't that the time Nyanon 'accidentally' buried his Mouse GF in the sand so that only her head was sticking out?

>>13241939
>wanting another mans used goods
What are you, a beta faggot?

>>13241943
God that one is great.

>>13241939
But his wife just teased people on the beach with sexy clothing before cucking THEM by sleeping with her husband at home. I don't follow the logic.

>>13241926
>You'll never get lost in the mountains, only to seek refuge in a warm cave, just to find that it is infact inhabited and classy as fuck.
>You'll never stumble across a big, soft blue figure wreathed in smoke.
>She'll never stand up to greet this intruder, her mega loose robes slipping down one shoulder, allowing a cute puffy sapphire nipple to poke out, a pipe in one hand
>You'll never drink with her into the night. And enjoy some blueberry snu snu

>>13241944
Yeah and then Haohi tripped over her and ended up having a wardrobe malfunction. That was funny as hell!

>>13241943
>That doujin
Fucking fantastic, worth the read even with the feels.

>>13241776

Don't know or care what Auntie Yuuna is

Probably made by one of the IRC faggots

>>13241957
http://pastebin.com/ehCgbFyh

Good reading.

Butthurt that you are not welcome in the IRC ?

>>13241957
She was an older kumiho a writefag wrote about in an incest greentext. People still bring her up from time to time due to how intolerably lewd she was written.
But I guess you're TECHNICALLY correct.

>>13241946
>Making assumptions that aren't true.

>>13241948
If you believe that, you need to get your head checked.

Women are cheating whores anon, why you'd believe that they're loyal I will never know.

>>13241967
Aren't most of the writefags in the IRC channel anyway?

>>13241943
Feels are gay
And you should feel gay

>>13241964
>Implying anyone gives a fuck about the IRC

>>13241967
I don't think Gauf ever used the IRC. If I recall he hated them.

>>13241964

More like it's because everything they touch withers and dies, and they are a blight upon the land.

>>13241969
>why you'd believe that they're loyal I will never know.
That bro doesn't know about hypergamy.

>>13241972
I've never seen Alp there, but he might use a different name.
Actually, I think anyone that is productive isn't in there. Odd.

>>13241975

INTERNET

LOL INTERNET

IRC AND ICQ

>>13241975
They have to pretend to be relevant somehow, even if they get jeered every time they post.

>>13241981
>Wanting a Gold Digging Whore

>>13241921
I just masturbated, thanks for killing MY buzz.

>>13241987
>Wanting
Dude, I need my sides.

>>13241982
I think the most active writer there is Bollocks.

What does that tell you?
Actually ThunderBrother's probably more productive.

>>13241982
>alp
>productive

>>13241972
Not anyone who gets anything done. It's a place for busted and burned up writefags to pretend to still be writing.

>>13241994
More productive than me.

>>13241991
He's certainly the most active faggot.

>>13241994
He posts an update at least once a week to at least one of his stories.

That's pretty damn productive in my books.

>>13241964
Man that was good.
Shame it was from her perspective though.
any more?

>>13241991

I didn't realize posting a new story to get ripped apart by you buzzards once every blue moon was considered active.

>>13241972

#Monstergirls? There are at least 7+ in there. Not like anyone says much these days except to call Inari a massive faggot.

#Tailpussy? Who knows. But they are generally the ones circlejerking IRC and stuff in the threads.

>>13242015
>Succubus.

That's not even remotely funny.

>>13242015

>Maiden In Black
>Anything but pure

>>13242015
Have you considered not being a faggot?

>>13242004
He's often times updating several times a week. I like Alp. He's a good egg.

>>13242015
>filename

I knew you were a faggot.

>>13242015
Maiden in Black has been dethroned by Bloodborne's dollfu

>>13242015
Souls girls best waifus.

>>13242015
Disregard barely inhuman demons.
Acquire qt3.14 Living Dolls.

>>13241936
>I expected femdom, not extreme physical abuse.
You didn't expect Femdom from Femdom?

>>13242032
How?

>>13242016
TP is the troll channel , they try to come up with new ways to annoy the thread using manticores and are way to obsessed with tail pussy

>>13242038
Doll is a cockhungry slut who says she loves humans and wonders if they could love her back.

>>13242036
Not him, but femdom can be done without causing bodily harm. Heck, check out cuddledom which is an underused and arousing concept.

>>13242041
Who would have thought a channel started by Bob about Bob would be a bunch of faggots?

>>13242016
He is a faggot .

>>13242036
That's extreme femdom, which is apparently your normal femdom.

>>13242034

Imagine MiB nervously trying to maintain her neutral expression, blushing slightly as you pat her head.

>>13242022
>>13242023

Maiden in Black is the most licentious demon to ever exist. She drains your Soul Level through coitus and then begs you even more to touch the demon inside of her.

I want to slip a wedding band on her

>>13242025
>>13242028

Depends on what you define as a faggot, I could very well do a short of a Gnoll and Claire going at it like some kind of filthy Ouroboros of dick.

But I don't because that's not my fetish.

>>13242032
>>13242034
>>13242035

You three are filthy heretics.

>>13242045
Got any examples of that?

>>13242043
>cockhungry slut
>beating a pure waifu
/a/ pls.

>>13242056
Satsuki Itsuka springs to mind.

>>13242059
Are you lost?

>>13241843
>It was a fine behind, large enough to grope but tight enough to show that it wasn't purely fat.
>You were so distracted by it that you almost ran into the ivory haired lich when she stopped by her office door located deep within the tomb, skeletons and zombies giving you a few curious looks, along with a few gropes.
>"It seems that men's tastes do not change with the centuries," Mortana replied, one white eyebrow arched in, what you thought was, amusement. "Follow me inside and I can double check our documentation."
>You felt the warm heat of an embarrassed blush tint your cheeks, following the lich into her office.
>It was a small room with surprisingly fewer books than you anticipated, their numbers only filling four bookshelves instead of the ten you anticipated. These book-laden shelves were accompanied by a few file cabinates while a massive, mahogany desk sat in the center of the room, a computer straight from the 90s and an ancient looking vase the only two things atop of it.
>"Take a seat in front of the desk young man," the undead spell caster said, hips swaying as she wandered towards the old iron file cabinates "I should have the record soon enough."
>And with that she was off, flipping through folders and files as she dug through the cabinet drawers without a word.
>The silence soon grew uncomfortable, the room quiet except for your own breathing and the rasping of paper.
>"Soooooo, how's everthing going?" you said, doing anything to break the quiet as the pale undead shuffled through the papers
>"Fine," the lich said in a emotionless voice, looking at a paper briefly before setting it back in its folder "although none of the adventurers have made it all the way through the dungeon in a while."
>A tiny flicker of fatigue staining her voice, although her expression remained unchanged.
>"It's left me a little...tense," the purple eyed undead murmured "I haven't been able to fight a group of you young adventures in a good, long while."

>>13242059
>not wanting to fuck a gothic doll's cum-slick porcelain onahole
She's literally made for sloppy seconds.

>>13242054

>drains your Soul Level through coitus and then begs you even more to touch the demon inside of her.

Doesn't she like, save your ass from vanishing into nothingness in the game all the time?

How many people in this thread are retarded or underage? I reckon 9/10.

>>13242069
I may be retarded but I'm 31. I'm well legal.

>>13242069
Another case of "Not me though".

Next.

>>13242067

Yes and she also gave me the most heinous kind of fetish.

Washing a maiden's bare feet

>>13242069
Let me guess, you're in the other 1/10.

>>13242071
>>13242074
Stop engaging faggots. Report and ignore, just like the IRC crew.

>>13242064
>Lich with a delicious bubble butt
Oh yes, this is good. Very good indeed.

>>13242054
Anon all she does is touch your back and give you soul levels.

Then she sits outside the portal you entered waiting for you to return.

That doesn't mean she's a succubus.

>>13242078
>Stop engaging faggots
That's gonna be difficult to do, considering where we are.

>>13242064
>Pent up Lich
>Needs to "Blow off a little steam"
I'm liking where this is going, oh yes.

>>13242083
>touch your back
I want a nice reacharound from MiB as her lewd bust presses onto my back.

>>13241825
Anything other than a Sling Bikini is heresy.

>>13242083
>>13242083

Except she gives you the Soulsucker spell, and is for the most part human in appearance while being the oh-so lewd and covering herself in black wrappings.

>>13242083
She's still a demon though.
And a cute, ultra powerful one at that

this is dog

>>13242102
Wait, that character is a dog, not a cat?

>>13242076
>that FAT FUCK's laugh

>>13242102
She looks so sleepy. I want to pet her.

>>13242102
Don't you lie to me.

>>13242096
Yes but most demons probably have that spell, remember the False King fight? If anything it might have been the only thing the Maiden had aside from making humans more powerful.

You're just crazy, she's not a Succubus.

She's the cutest demon.

>>13242103
you never knew it was a dog girl?

>>13242108

I have too many of these.

>>13242102
No this is Patric.

>>13242102
I want to put her on the couch and let her nap beside me. 10/10 daughteru potential.

>>13242113
Well, we've been calling Lana "Zombie Neko" this whole time...

>>13242076
>currently playing dark souls for first time
>just got killed for xth time by giant ornstein
>see this
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

How many encyclopedia MG's have actual human butts?

>>13242114

>>13242120
I remember it took me a solid month to beat them on NG+.

I stopped trying for a week straight and then picked it up randomly again one day.
Beat them on the first try.

I was too relieved to be mad.

>>13242119
she's a cat, maybe

>>13242121
>not liking monster butt

>>13242121
Good number.

>>13242121
Pretty sure all of them.

Lamia it might just be shapely hips.

>>13242102
Intradasting...

>Someone requested this on /a/ last night

Very intradasting.

>>13242120
Yeah, the first time I faced him down was like the first time facing Duriel.


Not quite as annoying, though.

>>13242076
>>13242100

>Devs add a new "sit" emote to the game, for the sake of immersion
>You can sit down and have anywhere and rest, as if at a Bonfire
>Sit down on the Nexus stairs to meditate for a while
>A few minutes later, MiB walks up to you and sits down on your lap nonchalantly
>Starts cutely kicking her feet like she always does
>"May I meditate along with thee for a moment, hero?"

I'd have 3 heart attacks at once.

>>13242138
>sits down on your lap nonchalantly
SLUUUUT

>>13242137
>Duriel
In D2? You have trouble with him?

>>13242145

Even if she never did it to anyone else?

>>13242129
Hey, i cant help being an ass man

>>13242137

>TFW no Duriel-tan short of her going "LOOKING FOR BAAAL?"
>FROST NOVA

>>13241665
Lovely, thanks anon!

>>13242137
>>13242126

No matter how annoying it is, I will prevail.

That or my keyboard will break first. Yes, keyboard

So i know image limit can kinda become a problem in threads this long, how do i delete and image and not the whole post?

What part of an Alp should be the biggest? Thighs? Hips? Ass? Breasts? Other?

If you had a magic rod that could manipulate a single aspect of an Alp to bully, what would you do?

>>13242153
Wasn't it a frozen aura that slowed you down like hell?
God, imagine MGs with that Paladin skill.

>>13242135
What?

>>13242157
>spoiler
Use a controller you fucking pleb, it makes it infinitely easier.

>>13242159
There's a [File Only] tick left of the delete button.

>>13242162
I'd keep her flat while making her thighs and but a little bigger and bigger.
Then she'll be made fun of by people and be called "chun-li".

>>13241825
hi nyanon

>>13242162
Make that ass be fine.

>>13242172
Hi anon, how're the kids?

So tell me faggots.

Why do you want Diablo-tan?

>>13242178
Flashlight vagina.

>>13242178
Because she's love.

>>13242178
I'm so glad you weren't talking to me. I don't have an answer for your question and that would leave me slightly anxious.

>>13242178
I love Satan.

>>13242175
pretty good, stopping by before I go back for my next shift

>>13242064
>"Your the boss?" you responded, leaning back in your chair as she pulled a paper from the sea of white "That...actually makes a lot of sense. Personally, I've never gotten past your wight."
>"She's not that difficult." Mortana replied, setting a paper on the desk "Just make fun of her accent, she hates it."
>"I'll keep that in mind," you responded, mentally filing that away "although I don't plan on going near her for a while."
>Something odd flashed through the smartly dressed undead's eyes for a brief moment, her mature features tensing slightly.
>"A shame," Mortana said, one, perfectly manicured nail pointing at the paper while her other hand fiddled with something at her neck "I'd certainly like to face you...alone..."
>Her hand fell away and her suit unbuttoned slightly, revealing a generous canyon of pale flesh.
>"I'm sure that'd be nice mam," you said in your most diplomatic tone, mentally planing your escape route "but I'm afraid that the Guild has strict rules about employee/customer relations."
>She frowned ever so slightly at your words, fingers drumming on the paper.
>"They still have that "Spell per bedding" rule going on don't they?" Mortana replied, leaning forward to better display her bountiful mountains. "I'm sure I have a trick or two that I could teach them....or you."
>While this lines would normally have been sensual, the fact that her voice was still monotone made it feel more like she was randomly pausing.
>"Or perhaps you find me too old," she murmured, playing with her shirt slightly as her frown intensified "I know my physical form isn't the freshest body out of the crypt."
>"It's not that," you hastily interjected, one hand moving towards hers "your not old just...ripe?"
>Her hand was strangely warm to the touch, not cold and clammy like you expected.
>"Your just saying that," the pale undead replied, her frown slowly turning into a smile "I know my body is probably well past its prime."

>>13242162
Hips for days.

>>13242162
Ass, needs to be the biggest as to compensate for cliff chest and for better bullying

>>13242186
someone called?

>>13242148
What, you didn't have problems with Duriel in your first shot against him?

>>13242178
I don't.

>>13242178
She's got the right combination of terrifying and sexy that I find appealing.

>>13242219
Nope.
I raped him as a Barb, Werewolf Druid, Paladin, and Javazon.
Did Ok as a Sorc.

>>13242221

What an asshole, Ms. Happy just wanted to show him a selfie.

>>13242212
>Mature Lich acting mature
Hrm, I'm not one for mature women normally, but...damn, Liches be great.

>>13242163
It was Holy Frost, so it couldn't be reduced by Frost Resistance either.


>>13242226
I mean your VERY FIRST time facing him. He's easier to beat once you understand what you have to do, but his combination of freezing aura and 40+ damage hit on the first time through is very difficult.

>>13242165
New Art Guy (NAG) has almost exclusively made Cat Girl and Dog Grill look depressed / sleep deprived like zombies.

>>13242221
I grinned for a moment when I really shouldn't have.

>>13242228
>Ms. Happy
Back to #tailpussy with you.

i want an alp to bully ME.

>>13242212
>calling an undead girl ripe

Why don't you ask about her weight next?

>>13242236

The fuck you talking about.

>>13242231
My first time was with a Barb.
He tanked that shit and slammed Concentration into Duriel like a train until he died. Did use a good number of pots though.

>>13242240
>playing the easymode class
That explains a lot.

>>13242212
>Older Lich being self-conscious of her body
Too fucking good.

>>13242238
Ripe is tasty. You only eat fruit when they're ripe.

>>13242244
Easymode is Paladin, actually thanks to Blessed Hammers.

>>13242244
>Not playing easymode your first time through a game
It's like you don't want to ensure you have fun the first time through.

>>13242237
Are you that muscled guy who wants to be bullied by a fujo cyclops?

>>13242212
>hot lich coming on to you
>break out the HR speech
fucking hell anon, just give her the D

>>13242228
fuck off bob

>>13242248
Corpses are ripe, when they're good and rotten, MGE's undead may not rot, but the implication is there, I'd doubt they'd appreciate it.

>>13242103
>>13242110
w-wan

>>13242181

>She's love

Top kek

Does this thread prefer Chocolate, or Vanilla? Blueberry and Grape are also fine.

>>13242248
And ripe is "mature, full grown, ready to eat", not "tasty".

>>13242259
We find out what she is by pulling the tail
Tenderly
right at the base

>>13242258
But her ass is like a couple of ripe grapefruits in a bag. You just want to palm them. I think you're taking this too offensively.

>>13242265
Chocolate dragon a best.

>>13242265
Depends on the monster.
Blueberry Succupie is best, while Chocowocks are best.

>>13242265
That moment when you can't pick one flavor, and want to try them all.

That said, though, this is the best looking pic I've seen of the March Hare in a long time.

>>13242267
Whoa man. I wasn't defining Ripe. I was giving my opinion on what ripe is.

>>13242259

Hey Zombie, think you could draw a sleepy Hellhound?

>>13242265
Chocolate > Blueberry = Grape > Vanilla

>>13242259
You cheeky little shit.

Lets see what you are after we do what >>13242270 said

>>13242265
Grape slime is best slime.

>>13242267
That is an EXCELLENT way to look at it.

And a wonderful way to describe a sexy Lich business woman.

>>13242265
Tasty tasty dormouse.

>>13242257
i'm not bob you goddamn autist.

Have you faggots ruined another thread inside joke by linking it to bob? holy shit fuck off

>>13242212
>Your

>>13242265
I think the Cheshire looks the nicest of all these grills, actually.
And this is after being bombarded with a year of futa disinfo,

>>13242282
Get the fuck out of here with your furshit game.

>>13242292
>Implying that joke wasn't shit on its own

>>13242282
Alright, now you can just fuck off.

>>13242296

I always thought Chesires' asses looked itty bitty tiny.

>>13242282
Citizen, this is /jp/, you need to use appropriate imagery based on their culture to invoke any form of fear.

>>13242292
>I don't know bob's brand of assholery

>>13242297
>>13242301
>People getting this mad over fanart of a video game

Wow, I knew it was easy for people here to be triggered but holy shit.

>>13242259
alone in the world with a little catdog

>>13242292
>implying ms. happy wasn't forced as fuck
fuck off notbob

>>13242309
Mrs. Butts is fine though right?

>>13242302
We going to have a problem?

>>13242304
It was the only one I had saved that could fit, but it seems like it got enough attention anyways so it doesn't really mater.

>>13242304
But Yuuka just wants to be inside with you because she loves you!

>>13242313

Yep. Still looks small and insufficient.

>>13242307
Fuck off you furry.

>>13242310
... it's still pretty stupid, but she can stay.

>>13242307
I'm currently experiencing an episode of PTSD because of your clever little comment. Please stop triggering me.

>>13242304
Ahh. I want make the ultimate sacrifice for Yuuka.

>>13242318
>Furry
>That animatronic monstrosity
Anon, did the mascots at Chuck E Cheese scare you as a child?
>>13242321
I would stop but nobody in this thread has checked their CIS privilege yet, so no.

>>13242317
I will shove a mushroom bitch up your ass and light it on fire.

>>13242321
Fuck off shitlord, people being triggered is my trigger.

>>13242316
Thatsnothowitworks

>>13242319
You just like the thought of having a floating cat-bum pressed up to your face, don't you?

And yet you're not okay with a tail-pussy rubbing against your cheek? Even with the barbs retracted? That's discrimination!

>>13242326
>>>/vg/

Your home is there, now fuck off.

>>13242304
>>13242329
Right, what's she from again?

I'm having a massive brain fart right now.

>>13242329
Aww she got the mosquito off him

>>13242327

Sorry, no troll-tier badonk, no deal.

Your smug ain't worth shit without backup.

>>13242334
The levels of assmad I'm detecting from your posts is amazing anon, you could replace an entire nuclear power plant with your rage alone!

>>13242336
.... Touhou Project?
>>13242329
Man, how did fanon Yuuka get so different from canon Yuuka?

>>13242336
She's a 2hu, Anon. I know the lack of silly hat is confusing, but come on.

>>13242343
>>13242346
It's been a long as time since I've played a Touhou game, but I agree it's a little embarrassing.

>>13242343
Different how?

Did they make her into some moeblob bullshit?

>>13242331
>like the idea of a cat-butt
You're goddamn right I am. The idea of those barbed onaholes anywhere near me makes my stomach sour.

>>13242350
They made her into a violent, aggressive sadist that loves nothing more than to kill instead of the silly plant-joke making prankster in PoFV.

>>13242253
No, i just like alps.
I want an alp to pin me against the wall with her butt and rub it on me

>Playing MGQP
>Dragon Pup is basically the best character once you get her
Now if only I knew why she's named Papi

>>13242212
>"It's fine," you quickly responded, grabbing her hand "I meant what I said."
>And it was true, she had a body that had aged like wine, before her death at least.
>Her hips were wide and her backside grand with breasts that could easily fill your hands. All stuck into a perfectly pressed and cleaned suit.
>"Thank you Anon," she smiled, small laugh slipping from her, "it makes me feel good to hear that."
>In a flash she grabbed a pen from a skull shaped holder and scratched her signature on the paper I had given her.
>"In return I'll sign this for you," she said, setting the pen back down and sliding the paper to me "I believe that's all you needed was it not?"
>It may have been when you first walked it but, as of now, you needed something else.
>"It was," you replied, sliding the paper to the side before drawing in close. "but I think you need something as well."
>And with that last, cheesy line, you planted your lips on hers and locked her in a deep kiss.
>Your tongue waltzed with hers as the two of you kissed, her mouth strangely warm, most likely from whatever magic animated her.
>You were the one who had to break it first, the need for oxygen pulling the two of you apart and leaving you, and only you, gasping.
>"I hope you don't plan on just leaving it there young man." Mortana cooed in a sensual tone, a smile on her gray lips. "I'd be awfully disappointed if you did."
>Suffice to say, you did not disappoint, nearly ripping those masterly woven dress pants off the lich and pulling down her black, lacey panties.
>Her womanhood was soaked, leaking honey onto the floor as it begged for you to put it in as her ample hips and rear swayed enticingly.
>"Well anon?" she said again, voice collected despite the fact that she was almost grinding upon you and your erect shaft. "Are you going to keep me waiting?"
>"Just admiring the view," you replied, one hand stroking the silken skin of her buttocks, "a body like this needs to be savored."

>>13242357
So they made her shit.

>>13242353
The vaginas are ribbed for your pleasure. Th dick is barbed for tearing shit up. You're queasy about the wrong thing.

>>13242357
Yet she had zero qualms with genocide in 5.

>>13242138

And then she tells you that She is here for thee and thee only.

A better question is if any of you know what >>13242329 actually references.

>>13242372
And yet the PC-98 timeline is no longer relevant, since Alice, Reimu, and Marisa are notably different people. But Yuuka still has a no longer relevant timeline applied to her. Curious.


>>13242368
Yep.

>>13241773
I pat her on the head, anything for my little cat princess.

>>13242380
That's when you begin Weight Gaining her right?

>>13242371
... the fuck you talking about? I'm okay with cheshires, it's manticores and their spiny fleshlights of a tail that can fuck right off.

>>13242379
Are they really different? They still act roughly the same.

>>13242375

I noticed the fleshpound first. Don't even know who the 2hu is.

>>13242358
Faggot.

>>13242366
Well that escalated quickly. Not that I'm not enjoying it or anything.

>>13242386
Alice is very, very different from her PC-98 version, as is Yuuka.

>>13242366
Hot. Damn.

I tell you what I'd want to savor. Her soaking, leaking, undead honey.

>>13242388
>doesn't know which 2hu that is
>on /jp/

>>13242364
Explain yourself, anon.
I got her but she didn't seem very useful.
Although even if she was useful I'd probably not know how to assess it due to fucking runes

>>13242384
What? No, inflation is gross.

>>13242391
Well there was likely a somewhat large time gap between 5 and 7, meaning Alice had a lot of time to change.

>>13242394

Gradius > Touhou

>>13242396

The fuck

>>13242399
That includes species, place of residence, and parentage.

>>13242394
This thread is made of people from all across 4chan, not from just /jp/.

Hell, I'm mainly from /tg/ and /x/ myself, although I've been mainly sticking around this thread recently.

>>13242396
The hell is wrong with her neck and abdomen?

>>13242396
>Didn't seem useful
Her breath attacks and attack/defense are very good.

>>13242375
I just saw the axe and fucking finally recognized his arm.

Don't fleshpounds have redder skin though?

I would a Fleshpound girl

>>13242402
What?

>>13242396
>That pencil neck
>That stone block abdomen

All I can think of is this when I look at that.

>>13242411
She's no longer a demon from another dimension, now she's a former human living in the forest. PC-98 Alice is very, very different from Windows Alice.

>>13242394
Not him but I'm mainly from /m/ and the only way I would have even know 2hu was a thing was from the porn.

>>13242366
>>13242392

Back in my day going down on a lich meant you'd be licking bones! And some partially rotten cartilage, if you were lucky. The only fluid you'd get in your mouth would be your own gastric juices once the putrid smell of decay filled your nostrils.

Times have changed...

>>13241583
Good, then I'll have white all to myself

>>13242414
Was she ever listed as a demon to begin with? I certainly don't remember that. And it's not like she was forever bound within Makai and couldn't leave and squat in a cabin in the woods.

>>13242415
But boy howdy is the porn good.

>>13242427
She was a native resident of Makai, which is notably not humans.

The PC-98 timeline is separate from the Windows timeline, and would require a lot of cutting, ignoring, and smashing things together to try and conjoin them.

>>13242429
Fuck yeah it is.

>>13242434
I wouldn't call it a separate timeline really.
Numerous themes and such from then still occur with very little contradictions.

>>13242447
>not a separate timeline
>two characters acting vastly different from their prior incarnations, changing powers, species
>previous events never referenced by anyone except as a 'look what we did here?' joke

>>13242366
>It was with deliberate slowness that you unzipped yourself, hardened member finally freed while the lich squirmed before you.
>"My, aren't you a cruel one?" she seducitvly responded, still laying forward on her desk "Just what are they teaching you all?"
>"How to do things right," you said, causing her to shiver with pleasure as you trailed one hand along her needy lower lips "aren't you going to put your soul in your phylactery?"
>"N-no," she stammered, biting her lip a little "I don't want to study this, I want to experience it."
>That was all the go ahead you needed, slowly sliding your rod into her inch by inch.
>It was a slow, deliberate process that let you savory her silken insides as they gripped at you, trying to milk you as your member drover ever forward into her.
>She moaned as you advanced, an honest sound of pleasure that echoed into your very core.
>As soon as you reached your apex, you withdrew it as slowly as you drove forward with it, her insides just as fine going out as it was going in.
>"M-more," she moaned as you advanced again, a little faster than the first "m-more!"
>And more you gave, steadily increasing your speed as you went, the slowly, sensual pace increasing until you were hammering into her deepest parts, piercing her with pleasure.
>The slickened sounds of your juices increased from quiet slurps to a chorus of squelching pleasure, all while your hands teased and groped her plump rump, your fingers sinking into the malleable flesh.
>"Harder!" she nearly screamed, her bountiful bosom freed from the confines of its shirt and spilling onto the smooth surface of the desk "Faster! Slam into me like a beast in heat!"
>You listened to her instructions without question, crashing into her so hard that the desk moved under your thrusts and her nipples rubbed against the smoothed wood, all while she cried and screamed in ecstasy.

>>13242451
Can you actually show me evidence of the things you've said? I'm very jaded with threadcanon bullshit that goes on here you see.

Would your waifu like the same pizza you do?

Hawaiianfags need not apply, no sane person likes that garbage

>>13242460
>having shit taste
Despicable.

>>13242460
>Pepperoni
Yes
>Stuffed crust
Yes
>Extra sauce and cheese
Yes

>>13242456
I can just imagine what the zombies and ghouls outside are thinking.

>>13242456
Hot fuck this is good shit.

You're gonna pastebin it, right?

>>13242460
She's a Holstaur and I love meat lovers. So probably not.
>>13242464
>putting fruit on a pizza
You have shit taste.

>>13242460
I don't really like plain cheese pizza, but stuffed crust on top of meat overload pleases us both I'd think.

>>13242457
Straight off the wiki: "During the PC-98 canon, she lived in Makai calling herself "The Magician of Makai" and had a black book that's called the "Grimoire of Alice". Makai was created by Shinki, along with its residents. She was also a magician that can control dolls. She also created her own "Wonderland" in Makai."

Windows: "She is a pure all-purpose-type magician youkai who lives in a western-style house in the Forest of Magic without strengths and weaknesses in attributes, but she fundamentally fights in style of manipulating her self-made dolls."

However: Zun put this out there for you: "However, according to ZUN, although the Alice of PC-98 and the present Alice are the same character for once, he also said that the PC-98 canon has been swept clean and that there is absolutely no connection in terms of story, thus leaving it unclear as to exactly how her canon would reflects this. Although it is unclear, this is all ZUN has said. "

>>13242464
>Hawaiianfag telling others about shit taste

My sides, I bet you waifu'd a Kitsune too.

>>13242470
I second this.

>>13242477
Do foxes taste like pineapple?

>>13242473
>>13242477
Git gud faggots.

>>13242476
Nowhere does it say she was a demon or that she wasn't a human while in Makai.
Sounds like Zun just wanted to sweep the past under the rug in all honesty. At least he doesn't respond with "Maybe" and "I don't know" like KC

>>13242487
>During the PC-98 canon, she lived in Makai calling herself "The Magician of Makai"
>Makai was created by Shinki, along with its residents

PC-98 isn't canon. Straight from the mouth of god.

Also: "In Mystic Square, Alice appears as a Makai resident and refers to Reimu as "human", implying that she may not be one in PC-98 canon. "

I want 2hufags to leave to the hundreds of other threads they have.

>>13242484
No, but they're both shit.

Oh dear, it seems a bored Lilim has thrown you into a room and locked it behind you. In front of you are 3 doors, each one will lead to a different fate.


1. After entering the first door you find yourself stranded on an island mostly covered by a dense forest inhabited monsters, most of which haven't seen a man in years or even their entire life. Jinkos, Alraune, Elves, Bears, you name it and anything you associate with forests is probably in there. The mountainous area in the centre is home to all sorts of harpies and even the odd Barometz, the shore is hardly safe either as various sea monsters can be found on the water's edge. If you can survive for 3 months without being raped or collapsing from starvation the Lilim will grant any single wish within her power.

2. Opening the second door leads to an empty throne room, within seconds you will be raped by a horde of Khepri and eventually become an Incubus. It turns out the palace is in the middle of a monster town that has seen better days, with the help of your loyal Khepri, an Anubis advisor, pet Sphinx and a limited workforce, it's your job to turn the town's fortunes around. If you succeed you will be worshipped as a living god, however you have to compete with the neighbouring town's Pharaoh for resources. If you fail and the town falls into ruin then the citizens might revolt and toss you into the Sandworm pit.


3. The third door leads to the quickest yet most dangerous challenge, upon arriving you will have to run a gauntlet of the Lilim's latest experiments. Ushi-Oni injected with powerful aphrodisiacs, hybrid monster girls and Manticores trained in the art of witchcraft are the least of your worries as every corner has a new threat waiting for you. It's not only monsters, your tormentor has also laid out several traps designed to trip you up. If you make it to the end without your will being broken (or your pelvis) then the Lilim may just consider you to be a suitable partner.

>>13242490
Or she just bumbled in there after it was created and decided to reside there while researching or looking for items.

>>13242495
>Not liking foxes and pineapple
Only a jewnuki could be this vile.

>>13241893
I like this guys boobhus.

>>13242496
I'll take the door that leads me to a nice Mantis waifu

>>13242470
I third this.

>>13242501
>liking a shit waifu and shit pizza toppings

Only a faggot could have this shit taste.

>>13242496
door number one, I'll probably lose anyways but it might as well be a good place.

>>13242496
>Not telling the lilim to fuck off and leave
beta-kun pls.

>>13242496
I'll take the forest. Find a nice jinko and make a nice place to stay with her.

>>13242511
Who the FUCK uses pineapple for a pizza topping

>>13242496
>Anubis Advisor
All I needed to hear. Sign me up.

>>13242496
I take door number one. I fancy myself a woodsman. If I meet a slime in the woods though I don't think I'd need my wish.

>>13242519
I do, what are you gonna do about it?

>>13242496
I doubt I'm equal to any of the challenges, so I'd probably just pick door number one and try to make a nice life in the forest, maybe find myself a nice mantis or lamia or something.

>>13242524
Judge you and your waifu for having a husband with shit taste like yours.