/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Angel a shit.

>You will never have a Saint Bernard Dog Girl cover you with her giant body and have a big dumb look on her face and you try to escape the health and fluff

>>13233837
Breeding war now!
Impregnate the tanukis!

>>13233842

>Health

This word and the way it's used here is starting to irritate me.

>>13233837
I told you, I'm looking for a job so just leave me alone!

>>13233847
Sounds like someone just doesn't know what's so good about Health!

>Not liking Succubi
>Not liking the ORIGINAL sex demon/monstergirl
>Implying you'd even have a waifu if they didn't allow it
>Implying they couldn't NTR you away from her in an instant by mindbreaking you with the smell of their pussy juices alone

>>13233842
>You will never have a soft Husky girl cuddle the sadness out of you

It hurts every day.

>>13233855
Succubi are a bunch of sluts anon, they don't want a husband, only dick.

Never trust a Succubus, they will just destroy your smile.

>>13233855
Oh, please! My Living Doll waifu's lewd pussy is a literal onahole that's been engineered to give more pleasure than any flesh hole ever can.

>>13233862
>Succubi are a bunch of sluts anon, they don't want a husband, only dick.

>Implying you can resist them anyway
>Implying the rare pure Succubus isn't the world's most precious treasure

>>13233855
But succubi are so... passe. Also, I do not have a NTR fetish.

>>13233855
>>13233866
>Liking succusluts

>>13233866
No thanks, I'd rather not be married to NTR incarnate.

Any monstergirl that is into light S&M?

>>13233874
A roper girl, maybe.

>>13233875
I said S&M, not bondage. I'm not into bondage at all.

Not since I saw that movie where the guy accidentally kill the girl with his super-tight bondage.

>>13233872
>>13233872

>Not liking Succuwaifus

>>13233874

>S&M
>Light

You are doing it wrong.

>>13233878
>Liking NTR on legs

>>13233878
Yes, I have standards.

>>13233873
>>13233883
>All succubi are NTR
I thought we were past this, but okay.

On a different note, who here's excited for animated Papi ass?

>>13233880
No. Tender loving femdom is the best.

>you will never play on a Canadian MG hockey team

>>13233866

>rare pure Succubus

Lovely.

>Instead of raping you on the spot, she tugs on your shirt to get your attention
>Barely manages to gather enough courage to ask you out
>Staring at the ground while blushing profusely, still holding onto your shirt, unsure of what to expect for an answer
>Her tail between her legs, the tip trembling violently

>>13233883
I don't understand this accusation. A succubus feeds on sex, yes. So her strategies are either sleep with a fuckton of people or find on person to feed her constantly. If I'm willing to feed her forever she wouldn't NEED to fuck someone else, I've got all the sex she can handle right here. The only succubi who would sleep around and NTR people are the ones attached to people who aren't willing to put out constantly.

>>13233890
The Anime is Moe trash that turns everything into overly cutesied piles of filth.

Besides, her ass doesn't even look that good in the animated style we've seen so far.

>>13233855
Succubi run into two problems in these threads.
One, anons like >>13233862
Two, they aren't very interesting. Being really good at sex means little in settings based on the likes of the MGE. Few have made the effort to provide succubi with traits needed for them to stand out.

>>13233894
Where MGs are properly dressed.

>>13233844
MONSTER BREEDING IS A CODE WORD FOR ANTI-HUMAN!
When you breed with monster you get monsters, not humans!
REMOVE MONSTERGIRLS

>>13233844
>Jewing the world at an exponential rate
Worse than Hitler.

>>13233898
I can appreciate this kind of succuslut.

It's been awhile, so one last reminder that I finally got the next chapter up.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/94395692/Chapter%2085

Thanks again, mgt.

>>13233917

Truly the caviar of Monstergirls.

>>13233898
A while ago, /tg/ came around with a particularly case of succubus. When the gal was about to seduce a paladin, she rolled a critical failure. In translated into her regretting everything she had done so far 1d4chan has the whole series.

>>13233898
>kiss her on the lips and she turns pure scarlet
>grab her hand in interlocking finger fashion
>pull her back to your house
>fuck her long and gentle for hours
>she's wrapped and locked around you so tight she might almost fuse into you

>>13233923
>Not having the wedding outside
Or
>Not giving her protective charms

Whoever planned this wedding should git gud.

>>13233898
The only good kind of succubutt.

>>13233920
How do you stick with something for so long man? I couldn't do it.

>Monster girl husbandos a guy
>Finds out he's dirt fucking broke, was recently let go from his job and is eating bread sandwiches in his apartment in a low income area
What do?

>>13233929
But then that wouldn't be cute.

>>13233855
My Lich wouldn't take it laying down, and only the highest tier of succubus would be strong enough to fight her If that, considering some sorcerers reach reality warping tier, so no I don't think she could do that.

>>13233901
I remember we had this discussion not long ago. One of the replies mentioned how sex and cum are food to her, nothing more, and in that way she would see no reason to turn down sex with others in the same way that a lot of people don't turn down free food, with it even occasionally being rude to do so. You could ask her not to, I guess, but succusluts think nothing of sex so it might offend her quite a bit. Yeah, you're feeding her plenty, but its never enough for that type. That said, as always you are free to make whatever work in your head, friend.

>>13233898
Pretty cute.

>Not liking a good Succubus

You just need the right kind.

>>13233935
I know, but it really tickles my autism.

>>13233878
>being a cuckold

>>13233934
Depends on the monster, but if this thing is truly a hugbox, they'd try to motivate said husband into getting back out there and trying again. Not so much for the money; just to see their special one at their best.

>>13233898
Alternatively,

>She breaks into your home on the night of a full moon, and in her uncontrolled state rapes you in your room
>You at first are disgusted by her, but it's only hen you notice the blood coming from her as she rides you, and her unusually passionate kissing that you begin to connect the dots
>That morning, she thinks to apologize to you, but you don't accept it from her
>You just continue cuddling with her in bed for a long time, being her big spoon

>>13233934
Depends on what monster they are.
captcha: nfood
Lots of my captchas have been relevant recently.

>>13233934
If she sticks around, you know she's waifu material.

>>13233932
I'm stubborn and I like a challenge.

>>13233954
I wish I had even one of those going for me.

>>13233941
>Loli
>Manipulative and Deceptive
>Tricks you into a marriage
That's not even close to the right kind of succubus.

>>13233926
>1d4chan has the whole series.
Link?

Line 41
http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr
>The Wages of Smug

And here's a surprise sequel to end this bender with.

>>13233842
>You'll never have a yandere wolf try to take out the Saint Bernard girl, but she's too big for the wolf to do anything about

>>13233950
>rapes you in your room
Dropped.

>>13233937
>One of the replies mentioned how sex and cum are food to her
The quickest way to a girl's heart is through her cunt. That's what my japanese doujins tell me. So each man pumping her womb full of his baby batter that isn't you is walking away with a piece of her heart. Fuck that. My waifu is mine and I will watch the world burn just to make sure that all of her is safe with me and me alone.

>>13233966
This is a pleasant surprise, I never thought this would receive a continuation.

Best Succubi comin' through.

>>13233959

But he's the one who summoned her and then impregnated her when she told him not to.

>>13233979
It ain't my fault he's a Beta-Max who doesn't even know how to summon daemons properly, the points still stand.

>>13233971
What can I say, they get especially proactive on moonlit nights.
Or would you rather a rooftop?

>>13233981
>It ain't my fault he's a Beta-Max who doesn't even know how to summon daemons properly, the points still stand.

Right, it's his.

And hey, he got a loli demon housewife out of it anyway.

>>13233839
Faggot.

>>13233898
>implying this is not a ruse
>implying she is not leaking cum from thirty hobos she fucked hour ago

>>13233984
>Not him raping her, since she's such a beta
It's time to git gud son.

>>13233987
That's a downside, as I said in my original post, Loli a shit.

>>13233990
That's why I said "alternatively."

Just because she'd be a virgin probably doesn't mean she'd hold back on a full moon. Right?

>>13233976
I didn't think so either, since the original was 90% bait and switch, but I got into an aunty mood from some CC/MILF posting we had.

>>13233993
>Loli a shit.

You a shit. Loli a great.

>>13233993
>Loli a shit.
You a shit, faggot

>>13234001
>>13234005
Loli and Shota are both pedoshit
>But she's over 900 years old
>But it's still the body of a child
>It's not reality
>Your fantasies are based in reality
etc, etc.

Let's talk about why neck biting and potentially bloodsucking is hot as hell, I for one am attracted to the extreme intimacy of the action.

>>13233966
How did that old faggotcat sustain herself in that house?
>>13233997
Bless you, Harblador.

>>13233996
I dunno, I never really got this whole "full moon" deal.

If I was a Monster girl, I'd probably freak out over this total loss of control, and barricade myself in my room...

It's never to late to declare an undying love for lamias.

>>13234001
>>13234005
Lolis are shit, deal with it.

>>13234009
R.I.P. thread.

I love loli!

>>13234012
>Implying lamias are good

>>13234012
I agree with this sentiment.
Are Wurms allowed here?

>>13234012
There better not be an Apophis there, god knows the last meeting I went to there was a lonely CC one stalking the congregation.

>>13234010
>How did that old faggotcat sustain herself in that house?
Theft and predating on the neighbors' livestock.

>>13234009
Shota a shit, can agree with that
But loli is love
Loli is life

>>13234033
Did she fuck the choir boy?

>>13234032
She's LIKE a lamia so I guess she checks out.

>>13234009
Are you equating /ss/ to pedoshit?

>>13234040
No, she got chased off by the priest when she tried to eat all the free snacks for new converts.

>>13234009
A LOT OF BAIT FOR A HIRED NORMALFAG

>>13234032
>Not liking legs
Why do you hate freedom so much Anon?

>>13234009
I want a voluptuous Vampire to drink me almost dry while we have missionary handholding sex.

>>13234054
You need blood to sex tho.

inb4 MAMONO MANA

>>13234032
Wurms are allowed everywhere, except for that one grumpy alp that compulsively shittalks them.

>>13234032

>Lamias shun her away because she's not a snake
>Dragosn shun her away because she has no wings
>They think they're better than a goddamn indestructible armored serpent

>>13233894
>getting checked into the boards by a damn moose
I don't want to know this pain.

>>13234050
>Freedom
What would you have me do, then?
Fuck Papi ass?

>>13234049
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot his load on a loli belly, when there's no danger of impregnation if he cums inside.

>>13234058
I like to think that Vamps usually wait until the end of sex during climax to feed, mainly because that's when people are the most "Hot Blooded"

heh heh

>>13234062
Jokes on you I know how to make wurms cry. Not so indestructible now.

>>13234062
>They think they're better than a goddamn indestructible armored serpent

I think Wurms are ok, but let's not pretend they're as good as vanilla Dragons.

>>13234001
>>13234005
But Anons, loli IS shit.

Snakes pls go and stay go.

>>13234041
>Infiltration: Success

>>13234009
>Your fantasies are based in reality
But they're not. I don't even like loli and I'm not defending it, but fantasy is not grounded in reality in many cases, especially when it comes to fetish shit. The REASON it's off the wall and fringe stuff is because you can't get away with it or it's disgusting in reality. That's what fantasy is, something outside of reality.

>>13234064
Now you're a true patriot.

>>13234062
>She has to assist a Troll in helping to grow flowers and talk to them as though they were people in order to get something that at least resembles the companionship she craves
Nooo...

>>13234049
Somebody get this hothead outa here.

>>13234066
Charon pls.

>>13234076
But Anon, snakes eat birds.
But then again, birds also eat snakes, so...

>>13233894
That's ok, I'd rather play for the Wings. All them lefties

>>13234082
Hot Vampire on Charon action when?

>>13234085
Never, yuri a shit.

>>13234065
>no danger of impregnation if he cums inside.
The youngest mother is 5 years 7 months, anon

>>13234083
You know what you must do.

Make America great again.

>>13234085
>Drinks so much blood Charon is too lethargic to make puns and talk
>Becomes bearable
This scenatio is twisted enough to make blood run cold

>>13234088
Fuck you, fag. Yuri may not be monstergirl relevant, but it is both love AND life.

>>13234093
Which is more disturbing? The fact that 5-year-olds can give birth, or the fact that somebody knocked up a 5-year-old and now we know what 5-year-olds can give birth?

>>13234095
>Vampire gets a belly full of Charon blood and starts telling horrible puns

>>13234103
She would have been less than five.
Either way I'm sickened

>>13234093
That's some seriously early puberty. I can't imagine how someone younger than nine or ten would even survive it.

>>13234107
That sure would bite, all those puns would drive me batty

There are those who said I couldn't do it, but I did. I finished something.
Starting at line 424, Philosowurm's last update. I kinda rushed it, but it's done now.

http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

>>13234049
Today we all hotheads

>>13234103
>5 years old and already a mother

That's disgusting.

>>13234103
Toddlercons deserve death by the furpit of the Kingdom of barbed kitty cock.

>>13234107
>Charons puns are now transmissible by bodily fluids like some kind of new zombie disease
What the fuck have you done man? Hobos making puns. Hobos making puns everywhere.

>>13234107
>>13234116

Charon probably wouldn't even bat an eye if it happened.

>>13234116
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want punfags and yurifags to go and stay go.

>>13234062
>Dragons of many a race do their "ohohoho" laugh when they see a Wurm passing by
>They start to whisper to one another, sneering and insulting her "simple mind" and "Lack of wings" and "regalness"
>"But you know, I just had a thought."
>"That's new."
>"Shut up, Jackie. But seriously, I just had a thought."
>"Well, dear, don't leave us all in suspense."
>"What if they were as smart as us?"
>"Wurms? As smart as us? And I'm the Demon Lord."
>The collective dragons cackle
>'No but seriously, you guys! I mean, they usually take our insults as a game, what with their childish demeanour. But think about it. What if they were geniuses."
>They all collectively glance over at the young Wurm who was watching a clown make a balloon animal for her
>And watched as she took a lamp post, ripped it straight out of the ground without effort, and bent the entire thing into the shape of some sort of dog
>And gave it to the bashful anon who accompanied her
>She noticed the group looking at them and waved, causing them all to look away in fear
>"G-Genus wurm's, huh. T-That would never be a thing."
>"Y-Yeah. N-Not that I'm saying a being who is n-nigh indestructible with a brain like E-Einstein-"
>"O-Or anyone with a brain"
>"-I-Is scary or anything...."
>They all walked off in fear, shivering as a cool breeze blew past them
>But it wasn't the breeze, but the cold stare of the Wurm watching them depart

>>13234139
They don't tickle your punnybone?

>>13234128
Don't worry, they're contained by Charon-chan's tight snatch that they won't go ten minutes without gangbanging.

>>13234131
>>13234116
You would have to be pretty sharp to beat her in a pun-off once that happened, and quite a bit would be at stake, so you better start coffin up an ante, or you'll be walkin into the sun with empty pockets.

Once again, I beat Moose in anouncing his new chapter.

85 is out!

>>13234103
>disturbing
Tumbrl pls
BABY FUCK IS AWWRIGHT

>>13234145
What gave me away?

>>13234149
haha good me me
i luv mems :^)

>>13234148
>He thinks he beat Moose
i need my Char sunglasses for this one

>>13234150
The fact that you're such a Grump

>>13234149
I'm all for lolis, but toddlercon is different.

>>13234155
Isn't it a bit too early to resort to boogeymen?

Does your waifu still believe in Santa?

If so, how did you manage to pretend to be Santa for so long without her ever finding out?

>>13234147
Don't know, do I have a stake in this fight?

>>13234164
Can I ask Santa for a waifu with better proportioned breasts?

>>13234164
How do people not realize Clark Kent is Superman?

Do you like being taller than your waifu? Or do you like your waifu being taller than you?

>>13234172
I'd prefer her to be taller than me. I'm short enough.

>>13234170

>>12807396

>>13234164
Don't know, especially when I could fondle those pillows>>13234168

>>13234172
Don't care really.

Unless it's some gigantess shit.

I thought this autistic crap belonged on /a/

>>13234170

Request denied. That's a big negative, over.

>>13234171

It's the fucking glasses, man.

>>13234172
I'm alright with either of them. I do like tall girls though. To what extent is not a huge issue, as long as they are taller.

>>13234164
But Santa is a lewd loli slut!

So who's excited?

>>13234182
It's a grand tale, one that can only be told through the Waterworld images we have for that purpose.

>>13234172

I like being taller, but having a MG who's bigger than you who loves to yank you into fullbody hugs is not a bad idea at all.

>>13234182
It was a dark and stormy night, etc.

>>13234189
>>13234192
>replying to a troll

>>13234187
The fuck

>>13234192
>dark and stormy night
>Not a cold and snowy day

You're not my buddy, buddy.

>>13234187
I'm excited!

>>13234187
God, that's terrible.

>>13234198
While you do have a point, he wasn't even making it subtle.

Also, he's not a Troll.

>>13234187
This looks like some deviant art tier shit

>>13234203

This artist must have Down's x 10^10

Who the everliving fuck would think this is good art?

>>13234211
Empowered people who need no man?

>>13234211
I can't even tell if it's a parody at this point. It's like triple tumbler.

>>13234211
It's not about being good. It's about being progressive.

>>13234172
I could go for either, each has benefits

Let's talk about Weresheep and why they're the best child kidnappers

>>13234214
You mean, like, the insurance company or...?
Because this isn't as progressive as one would think.

>>13234223
>Mary found a little lamb
>And she took him home with her, and fucked his brains out.

>>13234211
CHECK UR ART PRIVILEGE

>Fucking five years
Disgusting. They're far too old. http://i.imgur.com/igbPG34.jpg

>>13234238
Privilege checking is my Trigger

>>13234244
Why? Why is this?

>>13234242
Why.

>>13234242
Hahaha great post! Well meme'd my friend!

>>13234244
The horrible thing about triggers...

...is that triggers are horrible things.

>>13234244
Please stop already.

>>13234244
Anons, if there was ever a time for you too burn down the thread, now is the time

>>13234242
Source?

>>13234244
I'm triggered by you being triggered.

Who's the real shitlord now?

>>13234121
Say, wouldn't it be grand to bully Alp instead of talking about tumblr?

>>13234223
They're too docile-looking to be on any officer's to-watch list.

Meanwhile, my waifu gets stopped by every cop in the city.

>>13234263
Hellhound?

>>>13234244
Man, Anubisfucker and that hobit are going to be pissed if an Anubis or Apophis is done.

God damn it. Even if done in irony, why do you people so willingly shit up these threads?

>>13234266
Anubisfucker asked for this

>>13234266
>and that hobit
What?

>>13234266
What about Jaberfaggot?
I'm pretty sure Jabberwocky was already done by that magnificent artist

>>13234271
Why hasn't the artist received a C&D or been stabbed yet?

>>13234164
No because she's not a fucking retard or 5 years old.

>>13234265
Apophis.

>Demon-skinned
>Black-eyed yellow-sclera'd scum
>Foreigner from Egypt
Yeah. They'd stop her, check her for aphrodisiacs and then ask her to "do a little dance for us, sandwoman."

>>13234270
Just report and ignore.

>>13234271
Not as bad as MANubis

>>13234279
And then she'd snakecharm them with her swinging hips?

>>13234279
that's what happens when you let a pharaoh be the head chief, just pure racism.

>>13234271
Change out the nose and lips for something that isn't so fucking awful and it'd be a decent image.

>>13234279
She could use the racial profiling card.
Works all the time with black folk and people from the middle east.

>>13234271
>literal nigger nose
Dass rayciss mang.

>>13234283
They'd laugh at her.
It would be extremely humiliating.
For both of us.

>>13234223
10/10 would let her lock me in her house and watch me in my sleep.

Who the fuck is Vee?

>>13234290
How could anyone laugh at this?

>>13234270
It's a succubus conspiracy. Trying to goad more unsuspecting men into their fold by reminding them of the cesspool that exists among human women.

>>13234292
How about feeding you and bathing you?

>>13234279
>>13234290
Step one: don't have a shit waifu
Step two: invest in a dashboard camera
Step three: don't be an idiot

>>13234289
>Intentionally tries to make MGs ugly
>Does so with Anubis
>Only does this by giving her a big black nose and black lips
Switch to PROGRESSIVE, everyone.

>>13234300
Yep, that and sleep-rape.

>>13234299
They make a compelling argument.
>>13234300
>bathing you
I'm reminded of the Crab from MGQ. Scrubbing that dirty boy clean, no matter how much of a mess he keeps making...

>>13234270

Because #tailpussy's website isn't getting enough hits :^)

Seriously it's that and the fact this is what happens to 24/7 generals. We're no different than /ksg/ if not worse

>>13234303
It was a vacation trip to New York, who knew it would happen?
O-Okay fine, who knew it would happen in the span of only a week?

>>13234274
My waifu has been drawn both sucking off a furry and as a "Tumblr approved" version. I don't know why she's so unlucky and bullied.

Oh well, at least I don't have it as bad as anyone who might like Chesire. She'll forever be associated with futa.

>>13234312
/ksg/ should get all their NEETbucks together and get some new routes into the novel.

>>13234318
Or at least a Shizune route that isn't terrible.

>>13234299
I'm also referring to the rampant pedoshit. Just how does some one's taste get so bad that they prefer the body of a toddler which has no sexual development to a big, tall, curvy and buxom woman. It boggles the mind. Though I do blame KC for encouraging this shit.

>>13234312
No this is the worst it's been an a short while. It's not usually this bad, and I expect it to level out in a few hundred more posts, it's just... fuck. We aren't even 1/12th of the thread in.

>>13234317
>Show Jabberwock waifu these pictures of her online
>She cries
>Tell her her favorite dinner burned in the oven
>She cries harder
>Tell her that her favorite pet didn't run away
>She bawls loudly
>Tell her that her grandma died earlier
>She goes deathly quiet

>>13234162
>Boogeymen
The fuck are you talking about.

>>13234326
>Can't tell if new or stupid

>Not liking Loli

Boy, it sure would be awful if there was some kinda loli demigod who could change all that.

>>13234325
>I also got raped by a Cait Sith, she lives with us now.
>Hey Momma, what's cookin?

>>13234332
Nice meme

>>13234337
C'mon, I wouldn't be raped by a Cait of all things.
They're always either kidnapped and turned into cushions or kidnapped by Chinese people.

>>13234332
He's asking why think he's resorting to boogeymen you autist.

>>13234335
10/10 Would pat on head, give her my jacket so she doesn't catch a cold, and tell her to run along, whilst I make eyes at that delicious cake Wight.

>children
>Thinking that they are sexy
A hundred years too young.

>>13234335
Sorry I actually like women.

>>13234325
>>13234337
pls do not bully the purple Dragon

>>13234341
You get what you pay for.

>>13234346
And I'm saying he'd know if he wasn't so new.

>>13234344
>Chinese people
>Jinko kidnapping a Cait Sith

>>13234337
http://i.imgur.com/kH500Eu.jpg

This doesn't look like rape to me

>>13234335
Adorable, would treat like a daughter starting with those clothes. She needs to show less skin

>>13234351
>And then, as she quietly sobs from all the horrible news I slowly move behind her and give her a soft and tender hug while telling her everything's alright and that I'll buy her ice cream

>>13234354
>New
I've been here for a good while and there are no "Boogeymen" that are related to being called grumpy, the only person who is related to that term is KGA and he's a joke to poke fun at, not someone to be feared.

Calm your autism.

>>13234242
SAUCE
I NEED SAUCE
These eyebrows look familiar

>>13234359
Go ahead, I want her to turn you into a tentacle and toss you in a nest of Dormice, you yellow shit.

>>13234324
>We aren't even 1/12th of the thread in
Exactly, we're still on the first page

So what we're dealing with is a triple whammy of /jp/ natives who hate us stirring shit, bob's #tailpussy crew adding to it, and our thread regular angry anons like King Grump Alp helping to keep the fire burning

Once we hit page three to five things should lessen a bit, but don't hold your breath

I wish to make a tsundere catloli ovulate by ripping her incredibly tight vagina to shreds.

>>13234365
>I KNOW THOSE EYEBROWS
Reminds me of that one Code Geass incident from way back in 07.

>>13234362
Take it easy mate, no need to get mad.

>>13234367

Do we have a list of who actively talks/lurks in #tailpussy? They should be named, shamed, and shunned.

>>13234373
Oh, you were baiting, of course.

>>13234365
It's just a one-off image (I think) by JM of the fox woman from shinrabansho or whatever it's called. She can change her size.

No more talking. Talking is dumb. Let's just love, lots

>>13234324
>spoiler
Ask Anon-lich? Isn't he a self labeled pedo?

>>13234376
If it helps you calm down, sure

>>13234378
Let's.

>>13234379
>Anon-lich
Who?

>>13234357
You're the real Monster here

Reminder that consensual domination is best domination.

>>13234375
If one was to make such a list they'd need to lurk for at least a week or two. Hathor help the poor soul who does

>>13234367
Don't blame /jp/ man. This rarely happens for the start of the threads. They treat us like the autistic shitflinging retards we are and try to leave us alone. And I doubt the bob brigade is already out. I mean, the pedofags have always and will always be here, but rarely are they so vocal about their paedophilia, going to far as to link to pics of babyfucking as a "hurr I troll u, look at muh fetish. Go home normies we fuck kiddies in our sekret klub".

It' jut... why? Was there even a big shitstorm last thread?

>>13234385
Reminder that submissive /fit/ girls are olev.

>>13234378
Do you think mojyo Wurms would be a thing, since there are odds some wouldn't have a lot of positive interaction with other girls of her kind?

>>13234394
Wurms are positive and outgoing! They make friends wherever they go!

>>13234385
It's also the only kind worth mentioning, ever.

>>13234398
Good to know.
They didn't seem like that type.

Ever wonder what the game Worms would be like if it were "Wurms" instead?

>>13234392
normie, pls.

>>13234403
They would be throwing Sheep Girls at each other?

>>13234392
Does the pointless banter about the armed forces of MGC count?

>>13234392
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not blaming /jp/ as a whole here. There's a good portion that doesn't mind us and leaves us be.

That said, there is no denying there's a couple /jp/ regulars who don't care for us here and contribute to the shitposting, but statistically for an imageboard community that's to be expected.

Point is, the first 500 posts are always fraught with shit, in one form or another, but I'd rather deal with this than all the god awful shit we dealt with on /a/

Captcha: Jappo

>>13234410
What did you expect? Either people like dystopia, or they don't.

>>13234409
>Wurm girls throwing Sheep girls
>Sheep girls don't blow up, anyone who she runs into gets pushed away by her as she yells, "Don't look!"
>When Wurms fall into water, they leave because they hate being wet and don't find the activity fun anymore

>>13234121
I'm going to bed soon, does anyone want to say anything about this while I'm here?
>>13234423
More like
>When Wurms fall into water, they get excited about swimming and forget about the war game

>>13234383
Writefag, comissioned a bunch of anubis pics, hangs out in the IRC

>>13234410
You mean the eternal
>B-But muh GUNS
>B-But muh USHI-ONI
debate? Nah. Those are like bashing your face against a wall, surely, but they're pretty thread standard, and the alright kind of shit.


>>13234413
Nigga what are you talking about? /a/ was great. It only went bad when the mods started being cucklefucks and it gave way for people to shitpost about posting chaikas and "Not /a/ related."

Those threads were pretty nice for deadgirls too. I rememberthis one where it was just a bunch of uss spinning idea for this gravekeeper anon who has to deal with ghosts trying to spook him, ghouls coming in and eating his crap, and the Lich he worked for. And zombies all up in his bed group cuddling for his warmth.

>>13234385
Agree.

I want it the other way around, though

>>13234426
It was cute.
That's all I can say about it at this time. No negative comments for you.
Yet.

>>13234441
>Yet
But I won't be around for much longer!

>>13234432
The positives we had on /a/ don't outweigh the negatives, anon. The mod shit we dealt with was by far the worst, but those threads we're a hell of a lot more vitriolic than you remember.

Besides, /jp/ has proven to be better suited for these threads. I'd rather skim through a large thread of 3k+ posts than multiple threads with 600 or less posts

>>13234443
Then come back later tonight, or tomorrow, I dunno.

>>13234448
So be it.
Good night anons, wish me dreams of Dragons or Arachnids.

>>13234443
I'll call you a talentless faggot later, I promise.

Now go to bed.

>>13234444
I agree with this sentiment.
That summer, I was always checking the threads, even on my phone. It wasn't good.
Here, you can take it easy with the rest of the /jp/ goers.

>>13234444
>those threads we're a hell of a lot more vitriolic than you remember
Maybe I'm wearing nostalgia goggles, then.

I agree though, that the larger threads are nicer, even if the shitstorms last longer, but It's also a bit of a double edged sword. Back on /a/ the storms were short by stint of the fact that threads only lasted 300-400 posts. Here we get an /a/ thread's length of bullshit.

What would Monster girls think of novelty sex items/books?
What would their novelty sex items/books be?

>>13234377
>JM
Yeah, I knew these eyebrows looked familiar
JM draws delicious lolis
I didn't find the source though, not on pixiv nor on gelbooru/panda
Oh, well

>>13234457
Vile and lewd like normies think of novelty sex items now.
Purity rings

>>13234459
I didn't like her adult form, she just turned into a shitty blonde twintails tsundre look.

Plus she didn't have any tits either.

>>13234462
All bandits were shit in adult form.
Except goblin

>>13234444
>I'd rather skim through a large thread of 3k+ posts than multiple threads with 600 or less posts
I like this part too.

That said, if there is shit going on that you dislike just come back after a bit and it is usually gone. Like now, the pro-loli and anti-loli self-righteous fucks Who are both in the wrong are occasionally posting, but if you come back later shit will have died down. These threads last long periods of time, and shitposting will always be a part of it.

>>13234469
This
Goblin was fantastic.

>>13234461
>Succubus orders a purity ring
>"It's so forbidden and yet, so...restricting~."
>She wears it everywhere she goes, trying to show off how much of a prude, sexually-repressed girl she is/claims to be

>>13234455
While the shitstorms do last longer here, they don't feel like they have the same intensity as they did on /a/

It also helps that /jp/ has some pretty good janitors, compared to /a/ where we had no support at all

>>13234472
>anti-loli self-righteous fucks
Really?

>>13234477
Our jannet left us. She got tired of our shit. I haven't seen any modding since snoop-anon.

>>13234480
No, he's saying
>Pro-loli self-righteous fucks
>Anti-loli self-righteous fucks

>>13234484
Oh, okay. But I don't think it's so self-righteous to not want that shit here. I don't think even /d/ caters to pedophilia. Don't quote me on that though.

>>13234484
Yeah, this is what I meant. They are fucked.

>normalfags
>anything else but cancer
I bet the anti-loli fags are the same faggots who want yuri, cat dicks and monsterboys.

>>13234496
Please no.
Let's focus more on mojyo musumes, or what have you.

>>13234496
>Still loli shitposting
You're doing it wrong. We just did that. You should start shit about Amazons now.

>>13234483
Well they did run janny applications recently. There may have been some restructuring. However, it did always take a bit of time for the janny to respond, so I wouldn't be too worried. Besides, I haven't seen too much of a dire need for the janny to step in just yet, just average shitposting

Though now that you mention it, it is odd that Snoop-anon/StraightestShota hasn't been around in a while

>>13234500
Maybe they both did epic battle and now they're both banished to another dimension, forced to fight each other for all eternity.
Or some shit.

>>13234500
>they did run janny applications recently
>implying they got applicants, when they have to give their IRL information to 4chan

the status of my heart is currently lacking adorable daughteru scenarios

>>13234459
http://www.geocities.jp/secreder/

>Japanese still using Geocities
>2015

For being known as a 'high-tech' country, they sure are stuck in the 90s when it comes to PCs.

>>13234506
And sign an NDA.

All just to do it for free.

Also obligatory http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

>>13234509
From what I've seen most japanese people are still stuck in the early 2000's when t comes to computer tech.

Or at least it seems that way.

>>13234500
Snoop anon was cool. He was the kind of shitposting I want to see more of, because it forces you to take a step back an stop treating these threads so seriously. He is still in my heart whenever I think about chilling out, smoking wee and drinking beer with metalhead Ghouls.

>>13234508
>Nor having a tea party with your daughteru and her dolls

Bro, do you even parent?

>>13234520
I do respect the speed at which he worked.

>>13234520
>Supporting shitposting of any kind

>>13234525
>Not wanting to enjoy yourself

>>13234509
COMPUTING IN THE 90'S

>Walk in to the private gym in your Wight waifu's mansion.
>[Insert workout music of choice] is blaring, and she's doing stretches in a 90's style leotard with sweatbands on her wrists and ankles.

>>13234366
I....what?
If you turn me into a tentacle would I just rape the dormice?

>>13234527
There was nothing to enjoy with that asshole.

>>13234525
I phrased it ill. SNoopanon didn't shitposst, he was a funposter.

>>13234527
There was only one time I laughed.
I don't know when it was, but there was only one time when I laughed at something of his and didn't think,
>"Wow. When is this guy gonna be banned?"

>>13234533
He was not even a funposter.

>>13233855

>Liking Succubi
>When nobody has ever done anything with them
>OH BUT THEY'RE GOOD AT SEX!
>But so is 100% of the monsters of MGE
>But m-muh original monster girl!
>They're bland as fuck

There's a reason why Succubi and Lilim are the ultimate shit tier MGs. They're even more entry level plebshit than Kitsune.

>>13234533
>Funposter
That's worse.
Remember when /s4s/ ruined a thread so bad we had to evacuate to a new one prematurely? God that was terrible.

>>13234528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E

Thanks for sending me back to 2005.

God, I miss those days.

>>13234528
"Push It To The Limit" is a good one. Something with that 90s style synth solo going on.

Also,
That Wight booty in that tight leotard

>>13234544
Anon pls, we went from that to Lolis already, now were waiting for either Manticores or Amazons.

>>13234528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

>We will never see Polt doing this for a class of beta as fuck guys

>>13234533
My problem was that he ate into the image count. If we had 1000 images per thread I wouldn't care but we routinely run out of images.

>>13234549
2005 was alright.
2004 sucked, though.
Mostly for personal reasons, but nonetheless.

>>13234544
I've written about them.
Just because you don't want to read shit doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>>13234550
Fuck, I just started unconsciously sing "Push It To The Limit" without even noticing for a bit
Blasted 80s-90s and their catchy music. I miss those eras

>>13234509
>5 times more pic than on pixiv
Why? He could just reupload them to pixiv. It's pain in the to search all sites for his art

>>13234520
>Metalhead Ghouls
Excellent taste, my brother of african descent

>>13234544

>They're good at sex

No. More than that. They're the BEST at sex. Even before all other Monsters were turned into sex machines, they were already sex machines. So now they are double sex machines.

You'd be lucky if you didn't lose your mind when one of them touched your thigh.

>>13234555
>beta
What the fuck is with this word lately in these threads?

>>13234558
If he posted imgur links instead of uploading I don't think there would be any problems

Then again, that would detract from his funposting

>>13234563
It is.
From what I can tell JM is very prolific, but it's fucking impossible to find his art. I think he's working on various small-time VNs, but that's about all I can find out.

Ah fuck I'm late.
But there's always time for Crow Love.

>>13234568
Sometimes it's applicable, sometimes it's not.

Don't tell me you're triggered or something.

I WANT MY WAIFU TO READ MEIN KAMPF WITH ME

What book would you read with your waifu?

>>13234560

Unless you're ManyEyedHydra, who's one of the few writers who's maintained the callous aloof nature of a semen slurping slut demon, I really don't care one goddamned iota if you've written about Succubi.

Just like i'm sure people don't care that I write Manticores, but i'll be a goddamned fool if I were to go "Hmm, let's write a Succubutt. Oh wait, that's right, due to thread stigma constraints, I can't have any actual fun and have to dumb the story down via same synonyms and ad hominem because these idiots only read shit for the quick crank, not actual stories."

Like shit, there was a time where I had thought of a Succubi story where she entraps men's souls into a sort of tome or book similar to D'Arby the Gambler's Osiris or Lyssa Drak from the DC Comics universe. But the threads will not allow it, because they're the anti-thesis of fun.

Like Amazons? That's haram.

Like lolis/Devils/Baphomets? That's extraordinarily haram

Liking MANTICORE? DEUS VULT

>>13234566
Not if you believe KC's pedophile ass. Which apparently you do since you're referencing the encyclopedia.

>>13234572
Fucking cryptic stealthy japs hiding my porn over the whole internet

>>13234574
Is there time for P'orc love?

>>13234541
>>13234548

I had fun. I saw it and though "this fucking wanker." and then I kept seeing it and was like "Okay this guy needs to get the fuck /out/"
And then it kept happening and I was like " Okay that it i- wait. Why am I so mad? He's just shopping bling, joints and glasses on pictures." And then I laughed, and watched the rest of the dudes get mad. I appreciated it at the least. I mean, it could have gotten worse, but it was nipped in the bud pretty well, and just broke up the constant seas of shit.

>>13234558
This is why it is still shitposting, and had to be stopped, but still it's not like I didn't appreciate it. Would have gotten old fast though.

>>13234550
>That Wight booty in that tight leotard
>>13234555
UNF.

>Walk in
>She's standing with her legs just past shoulder width apart, bent at the hip and running her hands sensually down her legs, doing her stretches,
>Moving to the other leg, she spots you from between her legs
>Winks and wiggles dat ass at you before continuing her stretches


I miss the days women knew how to tease with their ass, instead of just "twerking" God, if I ever see my daughteru do that she isn't real I'd show baby pictures to all her crushes.

>>13234580
The Phantom Tollbooth.

>>13234586
It didn't break up any shit, all it did was add fuel to the fire.

>>13234574
I was reading up about a number of animal superstitions that I could see working in an interesting manner with MGs.

For example (and why I'm quoting you), if a blind person is kind towards crows and ravens, there is a chance they'll regain their sight.

Another one was if a white weasel crosses your path, it means death or misfortune, but if it runs in front of you down your path, you will be able to defeat all your enemies.

>>13234585
Always.

>>13234587
A perfect story to read to your Cheshire daughteru.

>You will never protect the world of Monstergirls and Men from evil invaders in a Giant Robot.
>You will never protect your waifu in a GIANT ROBOT.
>You will never operate alongside your waifu in GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.
>YOUR ROBOTS WILL NEVER COMBINE TO FORM ONE EVEN BIGGER ROBOT
This is a weird feel.

>>13234581
>letting the thread dictate what you write
How plebian. Just write what you want to write, thread-borne autistic shitfits be damned

>>13234593
That's actually pretty nifty (and random) any other superstitions? Maybe about spiders or fish?

>>13234592
You just took it too seriously, man. It's like if some one started shitposting about femdom amazon futas with cat cocks. It just transcends bait, and any sane man laughs at it.

>>13234582
KC only said that baphomet has the tightest and best feeling pussy, not that they are best at fucking.

>>13234603
Any sane person would report it and move on, not laugh like a manchild.

>>13234585

>P'Orc Love

I remember the dark days before that flaming faggot decided to go off full kilter about his love of P'Orcs.

>>13234601

I don't let you cock nozzles dictate anything. I would only like that once, just GODDAMNED ONCE you autists don't completely disregard something because it has snuff or it doesn't feature your favorite waifu.

>>13234608
>Not wanting people to disregard and insult what they don't like
>On 4chan

>>13234602
>spiders
Apparently if one falls from the ceiling onto your face ypu're supposed to have good luck all day. I could see Arachne and other spider MGs exploiting that.

I didn't see anything on fish, but here's another random one.
If a cat sneezes, its a sign of rain. If a cat sneezes three times, a cold will run through the family

>>13234607
>Being able to laugh makes me a manchild
See? Perfect example of laughable bait. Don't have to take everything so seriously, dudes. Just take it easy.

>>13234583
>How to avoid your porn to be found by others
>Step One: Put everything in moonrunes. Even if they somehow are able to conveniently pass through Rivendell, they'll have to find a translator
>What's that? They found a translator? Move on to step two
>Step Two: Put it all over the internet with cryptic codes and messages which will unlock the seal but will also require the key located in Mt. doom, which will unlock the door which will lead to a gate which you must defeat a Gazer in DDR which will then lead to a immovable rock which will cause you to go to the Dagobah system to learn the way of the force by Master Yoda to lift the rock out of the way
>Which will then lead to a hole in the ground which your flashlight cannot find the floor but you'll jump into anyhow because you're looking for your wife, which will lead you to Charon's wild ride which you must stay on for god knows how long
>Which will then lead you to Rivendell where you will meet an Elf that'll translate the moonrunes for you, making you feel depressed because you wasted eons learning the runes just to find a translator in your trek
>Which will then lead you back to the door with the moonrunes, which you will unlock with your translator
>Which will then, somehow, transport you to Wondeland because you fell into a rabbit hole and now you're stuck there for god knows how long
>Which you will die and head back onto Charon's wild ride. But unbeknownst to them, they are not actually dead but they'll learn that at the end of the ride when they can't move on to the afterlife because they're still alive
>Which will then transport them back to 2005. Or what they think it 2005, but is actually modern day Japan
>And etc and etc.

>>13234608
Porkers is the best restaurant in MGC.

All the meat you can eat with thick P'Orc girls waiting on your order.

>>13234618
But when do I get eaten by a Grue?

>>13234617
>I don't like it so it's bait
You've shown your true colors.

>>13234608
There is no reason NOT to completely disregard shit you don't like, or things that contain it. If a writer puts out some stupid shit, I will disregard every word of it, regardless of how much work went into it. I wont rage, or call them shit because of it, and I'll try reading the other stuff they put out, but if they put out a piece of work that has no appeal, it will be treated as such.

>vilin
Hey, fuck you captcha. I'm not the one trying to push stupid things.

>>13234623
When you think you've reached the end
Which is actually 15%

>>13234608
What >>13234613 eloquently said. People are going to bitch, and bitch often. Hell, these threads thrive off the "stop liking what I don't like" mentality. And you know what? Fuck 'em. Treat it like water off a duck's back and keep writing anyway

>>13234616
Not that guy but are there any for cows? My interest has been peaked.
>>13234622
>Porkers
>Not milkers

>>13234625
Wait you were serious? You actually think that because I was able to laugh at something stupid that makes me a manchild? As opposed to some one who works themselves up into a tizzy and just laps up torrential buttpain? Alright, man. Whatever.

>>13234630
>Milkers
>Not The Snake Pit

>>13234622
I would not be found dead in MGC, no matter how good their pork is.

>>13234632
Yep, you're baiting. When we stop being serious and take it easy when shitposters waltz in they tend to stay.

>>13234634
>The Snake Pit
>Not The Hidden Garden

>>13234622
I want to nibble on her ears while balls deep inside her.

>>13234616
>You'll never have a Genki Arachne childhood friend who drops from the ceiling to give you tackle hugs
>She'll never hide behind things so she can dart out when you pass by and give you quick kisses on your cheek before running away giggling.
>She'll never have feelings for you so strong that she's able to resist her instincts on the full moon so doesn't end up ruining your relationship.
>Until you tell her you love her too, then all that pent up lust and affection is getting unleashed.
This is fucking painful.

>>13234640
>Hidden Garden
>Not Dead Man's Land

>>13234635
It's not like people get raped by Manticores EVERY day. Most of the city is perfectly safe.

That being said, don't go into the alleyway behind Porkers, that's where some Wolf Girl thugs hang out.

>>13234646
>X years of sexual tension between friends being released
I love it every time.

>>13234639
>Implying that taking it easy and ignoring them doesn't invalidate their existence
Whatever dude, call me a man child al you want, it's not like it'll have any effect on me. I'll just keep laughing at all the dumb shit wankers spout. Feel free to get twice as mad on my behalf though.

>>13234648
Call me a weirdo, but I very much dislike being told how to live by a bunch of monster faggots.

At most, I'll come for a visit.

>>13234646
Despair, but also despair

>>13234647
>Dead Man's Land
>Not The Cauldron

>>13234653

Is it still loev if she's an Ushi Oni during a red moon?

>>13234640
Tell me more about The Hidden Garden.

Is MGQ Paradox any good?

>>13234581
>Lolis/baphomets
Nah you can write those, just don't be suprised if a few folks don't like lolis.
Not everyone has the same tastes.

>>13234662
Imagine a Rainforest Cafe type set up, except built to look like a Victorian era estate garden, and Fairies flying around instead of birds.

>>13234664
Eh, I like the fact I can actually level at my own pace.

Aside from that, meh.

>>13234582
WS got that from interviewing Baphomets, their husbands and the Sabbath. It's easily disregarded unless he went and fucked every monster he met.

>>13234660
>The Cauldron
>Not Cap'n Redtail's Fish n' Chips

>>13234660
>The Cauldron
>Not Alley Cats

>>13234673
If there is no pirate speak, I shall be very annoyed.

>>13234661
If he survives maybe.

>>13234664
I hope you're ready for abominations and donut steels.

>>13234630
I'm pulling these from a couple reference books, but so far I've found nothing on cows, sorry.

I did find something on fish for >>13234602
Apparently if you dream of fresh pork and fish it is a sign of impending death

For Tanukis: If your left palm itches, money will come to you. However, scratching the itch breaks the enchantment

For Harpies: If birds weave some of your hair into their nests, you will go crazy

>>13234673
>Cap'n Redtail's Fish n' Chips
>Alley Cats
>Not Heaven's Gate

>>13234668
Like one of those garden cafes where they have butterflies fly around? Only with Fairies instead?

I take it the Fairies are also the waitresses?

>>13234613

Let me rephrase that, then.

I'd rather you faggots didn't throw shitfits because of a fetish you don't like being featured in a story over your favorite fetish that may or may not appeal to the author of the short.

You like Slimes? Good for you.

Hate Gnolls? Understandable, given that the only story involving one is from an author who's name causes flowers to wilt and the shitposters to wake.

But telling people to not write for the thread while being a bunch of autistic, hugbox manchildren who can't handle the idea of a Succubus or any other powerful variety of MG not bowing down and being broken by the power of the D is completely preposterous.