/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13237883
Cum on the places where there are such depictions, then put something heavy on them so the pages will stuck together. If they are determined enough to somehow split the pages apart you were fucked from the start.

>>13237883
Pack it together with normal magazines, and say that since it is your mess that you should keep your room clean.

Standing by this, you should keep your room impeccable, so spotless that your mother thinks she needs not worry about you and go rummage among your stuff. Get a security box where you can comfortable store it away.

Get a job and move out.

>>13237913
What he said, but instead of ejaculating onto the pages, shoot your load into your parents' faces in order to establish yourself at the top of the hierarchy pyramid.

>>13237883
Just buy a lockbox or small safe.

Maintain INFOSEC.(lie)

There, now you have no issues.

You don't have any privacy? Just keep them in a closed card box, mane.

When I was still living with my parents, I didn't gave a fuck and my doujinshi were just stored with other comics.

>>13237929
>Just buy a lockbox or small safe.
Mostly this. I know that parents can be a pain when it comes to privacy, so sometimes you just have to force your way out, buy or have something like that and state that it's your stuff and you don't want them to mess with it.

Your parents actually rummage through your stuff?

I mean, if my parents did happen upon something like that they would dismiss it as "just porn" and wouldn't give it a second thought.

>>13237931
Why is it that Star Sexual is always the lolidom fairy?

>>13237946
Most mothers are aware that their sons like women. Finding a playboy mag was ok with my mother, but when she heard on the news that lolicon existed, she was quite disgusted.

ei: Porn is okay, so long as it is not something that could land you on jail.

>>13237954
Just look at her. It cannot be helped.

>>13237962
Since when could drawings land you in jail? Don't tell me you're a britbong, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13237971
Actually, lolicon can and will land you in jail in US, Canada, Australia, Germany and recently Spain.

You should know better than that, anon-kun.

>>13237977
France too.

>>13237883
get a rental locker at a storage place?

buy a lockable box?

>>13237977
actual pizza is legal in germany though...

>>13237977
Is this a recent development? I've always seen americans flaunt their "freedoms" regarding that on this site.

>>13237991
Really?

>>13237962
The OP said that he bought it legally in his country, though.

I know that you can buy stuff like Haganai in chain stores in my home country (Canada), and it has borderline loli at times.

>>13238001
Pretty damn sure that we had a couple of people getting detained in some states. Naked kids may be legal if they are drawings and done in the name of science and art, but if it involves oppai loli Moeko-chan getting buggered by a dozen of middle aged men in the street? Nope.

>>13237971
I'm British, and I'm not in gaol.

I'm joking, just in case G4S is listening.

>>13237883
I thought this thread was going to be about doujinshi where lolis are protected.

>>13238035
I'd read that.

>>13238023
How the fuck do authorities determine the age of a fucking drawing? What is this shit, I thought at least freedomlands wasn't a nanny state.

Also, I found this

http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/is-lolicon-illegal-in-california--1709408.html

What now?

>>13237977
Really? I've heard of people getting busted for having real pedo stuff while also having some cartoon lolicon, but never for just the latter.

>>13238048
>http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/is-lolicon-illegal-in-california--1709408.html
I would not be so sure. If anything, the american legal system is regulated by feelings and opinions (and bribes), not facts.

If the public needs a scapegoat, you will be the scapegoat. Paranoia is a healthy state of mind.

>>13238059
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/09/09/60-days-in-jail-for-watching-animated-child-porn
>will be a registered as a sex offender for 10 years.

>>13238048

Odd, I knew England has a problem with it, but I didn't think the US had that problem in some areas. To be fair, I do not have anything that is too far loli, some questionable highschool age, but no children.

My Mum already knows about my collection, its little more then a joke that if I went to the UK I would have to wipe my comp first.

>>13238070
So stupid. Anything in the USA?

Posession is legal where I live but that doesn't really matter, my mom became really upset when she found some risky pictures on a external I had lying around and screamed until she started crying. I think she was heartbroken. Don't do this to your parents.

>>13238093
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors

>>13237977
>Recently Spain.
Well fuck me, since when? I was going to import some other batch soon.

Which countries actively monitor the comings and goings of loli on your internet line?
Is it even possible in terms of man hours required, or do they just have blacklisted websites?

>>13237883
>>13237963
>>13237931
Man, I wanna FUCK a fairy...*

*Offer not valid in any jurisdiction where the government punishes people for masturbating to cartoons.

How does that work exactly?

- If you're fapping to a 2D character then you're branded as a loser while people pesters you that she's a -cartoon-, not real and cannot love you back.
- if you're fapping to a 2D loli then she magically gets human rights and you become a threat to real little girls?

I don't get it.

>>13238111
Some guy in Valencia last year. But he also did kiddie porn. You might want to watch yourself, gallego.

>>13238154
>did

What exactly are we talking about here, anon?

What if I like little girls but don't want to fuck them?

>>13238148
They don't gain human rights, you lose your own because normalfags are highly hypocritical.
>you're branded as a loser while people pesters you that she's a -cartoon-, not real and cannot love you back.
Because they think being attracted to cartoons is unacceptable and you should only be attracted to real people. Therefore, if you fap to loli they believe that since you should only be attracted to real people you actually are, hence they believe you're going to be lusting after their kids and brand you a criminal.

>>13238156
CHildren getting fucked by adults kind of pornography. He was getting some goods from overseas, but got found out. On further investigation they went through his computer and found actual child porn.

>>13238174
Your wording implied that he was the one that "did" it. As in, starring as the main male role.

I tried to be funny, sorry.

>>13237977
>Germany
i never heard of anyone getting arrested for loli. any proof? from what i heard customs are not trouble even if they check it. but no idea my eromanga packages haven't gotten checked so far. still i kinda want to import 夏色蜜汗 ～えっちな少女としたたる匂い～ and i'm now worried that i won't get my lolinukige through customs.

>>13238174
I wonder what the law on a video of 2 kids would be. I imagine ifs similar, if not harsher.

>>13238169
Then you're a faggot

>>13238169
anon stop lying to yourself. it feels much better if you stop that and accept that you're a lolicon.

>>13238190
>>13238200
No, really. I know I'll sound like a tumblr user for this, but I'm asexual.

>>13238097
What the hell was your mother doing going through your external?

>>13238209
You're missing out, fapping can be the highling of any day.

>>13238148
its law, there is no logic

because by the same rules, drawing murders or mohammed would also be illegal

>>13238148
Like >>13238171 said it's not the drawing that suddenly gets seen as real, but it's the meaning behind it, in the first one you're just fapping to girls so there's nothing wrong with that, even if it's "pathetic" to fap to 2D girls. In the other case you're not only being "pathetic" but also fapping to a concept that resembles kids.

It's like a person loving paintings and a person loving only gorey/fucked up paintings, it's easy to jump at conclusions.

I don't get aroused by cartoon kids, but if I like the fetish she's involved in I'll jerk off to it. Some well drawn, well done doujin of little Remi being lewd? Nothing. Some well drawn, well done doujin of little Remi getting tied up and/or raped? Sweet.
Legality aside, am I a lolicon?

>>13237883
Hide them inside your computer case.

I'm sure there is plenty of space there.

Security Box.

>>13238111
I heard you guys are going to get a new penal code that sanctions piracy with jail and criminalizes "simulated child porn".

>>13238211
She needed to move some big files from one PC to another and asked if she could use it. I didn't remember what was on it so I said yeah I don't mind. She took it to the other room. 5 minutes later I heard her screaming in horror and i realized what was going on

>>13238232
How does it feel knowing that your mother will see you as trash for the rest of her life?

>>13238189
Unquestionably harsher, and you'll be lucky to come out of prison alive if they put you in with the general population.

3D - not even once. Why suffer for something that's pig disgusting anyway? Actual children are fucking gross.

>>13238232
What exactly was it? I can't seriously wrap my head around people reacting like that.

>>13238004
Nein.

>>13238228
>I heard you guys are going to get a new penal code that sanctions piracy with jail and criminalizes "simulated child porn".
This is really just part of a trend by governments to bring "law and order" to the internet. In twenty years we'll have our identities tied to our IP addresses and the only places to take it easy will be Paraguay or the Congo.

>>13238242
Not him but this scenario scares the shit out of me.

>>13238232
post the pics

My mother always teases me about liking 'little girl anime' such as Cinderella Girls. She jokingly calls my figures 'creepy dolls'. She refers to any anime related clothing I have as 'filthy weaboo clothes'. She jokingly made fun of me when I was playing TERA and I showed her my character. Pretty cool overall.

>>13238262
The only good side of living in a shitty third world country is it'll take a couple extra years before I'm thrown into jail for looking at drawings.

>>13238264
This.

>>13238268
This, I could probably get away with actual rape in my bleak slavic sinkhole.

>>13238267

Your lie was going well until the point where you said your mom calls you a weeb.

>>13238267
You've posted this before.

>>13238242
I dont feel bad since I'm not entirely responsible. I think it goes 50/50. People with normal childhoods dont end up consuming fetish porn. I hope she realizes this.

>>13238274
Yeah, sorry. I won't do it again.

>>13238273
I used it on teamspeak one day and she was wondering what it meant.

>>13238267
Isn't this that game that gets away with showing actual little girl assholes? As in, not the actual ass, but the darker skin around it?

>>13238267
well at least she thinks the stuff is for little girls instead of stuff for people that like little girls.

You need to grow the fuck up and stop fapping to black and white comics

>>13238070
Shit, I live in Cuckbec.

>>13238512
I fap to color comics as well.

>>13238527
Gatineau?

If yes are you a cute trap/girl?

>>13238532
No, Laval.

>>13238529
Same shit.
Get some taste, play eroge.

>>13238534
>Laval
You have my unironic sympathies.

>>13238262
>caring about ANYONE who disapproves of ANYTHING you do, EVEN if they're your relatives
You deserve everything.

>>13238546
At least I don't live Montréal, or even worse, Toronto.

>>13238558
The NDG is pretty nice though.

>>13238540
>spending 30 hours to get to the goods
>that you still have no control over
Do you even vr? You need to work on your bait, 後輩。

>>13238540
>Get some taste, play eroge.

Thanks I needed a laugh

>>13238574
>>13238583
Plebs gonna pleb I guess.

>>13238574
>spending 30 hours to get to the goods
Do you even nukige son.
>that you still have no control over
You obviously dont. There is plenty of highly interactive ones.

>>13238583
Coming from someone that beats it to the crap pile that are eromanga now that is a laugh

>>13238741
>changing eroge to nukige
Do you even pedal forwards, son?
>There is plenty of highly interactive eroge
Name literally one. Remember we're talking about sex here.

>>13238764
Nukige is a subset of eroge
And oniontail stuff for starters, not gonna spoonfed you anymore, find your own fap material.

pedo freak

>>13238800
rude

>>13238770
Nukige is a vn subset, specifically those which focus on rapid sex scenes and generally have a barebones, straightforward and simple plot.
You did manage to save your ass with necocoya's stuff, since they're basically newgrounds / 萌へ萌へ王国 porn flashes with some story thrown between.

>>13238814
Point is that porn games are the best for fap material by far, the rest is pleb shit.

>>13238838
What if you're a cuck and want to watch your girl get railed? No one's sad enough to make a fap simulator.

>>13238845
I shall make that the goal of my life then
To make the ultimate cuck sim

>>13238845
I think there was one made by ELF already.

>>13238854
Press X to whimper.

>Laval
Such shithole.

>>13239010
i want to put it in

>>13238218
No, but youve got some pretty fucked up fetishes.

>>13239186
I do?