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ぐーや

>> No.13215772

Cute NEET, dude!

>> No.13215772,1 [INTERNAL] 

can this be the new neet thread

>> No.13215772,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,1
lets have a vote i vote yes

>> No.13215772,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,2
I vote no

>> No.13215772,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,2
No

>> No.13215772,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,2
No

>> No.13215772,6 [INTERNAL] 

Maybe

>> No.13215772,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,6
pick one side your fucking manbaby


and i vote yes because that pic is easy to find

>> No.13215772,8 [INTERNAL] 

thats it afer the tally it looks like htis is the neet rhread

>> No.13215772,9 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO3__pEWW-I

>> No.13215772,10 [INTERNAL] 

you lazy

dont stop counting after the first vote

>> No.13215772,11 [INTERNAL] 

anyone have a question

>> No.13215772,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,11
im bored what should i do

>> No.13215772,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,12
streaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

>> No.13215772,14 [INTERNAL] 

if i streamed h1z1 would anyone watch

>> No.13215772,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,14
yeah but only if you play anime music

>> No.13215772,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,15
how could i communicate with anyone

>> No.13215772,17 [INTERNAL] 

Ambronite was created by five Finnish men to supply all the nutrients necessary without the time and effort that usually goes into preparing food and is promoted as the world's first organic drinkable meal.

>> No.13215772,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,17
what does it taste like

>> No.13216625

>>13215766
Post the teruyo one.

>> No.13216678

>>13215766
that's pretty NEET!

>> No.13216691

>>13215772
>>13216678

heh, NEET.

hehehe.

>> No.13216691,1 [INTERNAL] 

who

>> No.13216691,2 [INTERNAL] 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.13216691,3 [INTERNAL] 

im boreed

>> No.13216691,4 [INTERNAL] 

me too

>> No.13216691,5 [INTERNAL] 

hi

>> No.13216691,6 [INTERNAL] 

hi

>> No.13216691,7 [INTERNAL] 

how are you

>> No.13216691,8 [INTERNAL] 

not to good

>> No.13216691,9 [INTERNAL] 

why

>> No.13216691,10 [INTERNAL] 

good morning

>> No.13216691,11 [INTERNAL] 

well everythings a mess

>> No.13216691,12 [INTERNAL] 

wanna talk

>> No.13216691,13 [INTERNAL] 

i dont know where to start

>> No.13216691,14 [INTERNAL] 

Today I think I will come home and have a nice warm bath

>> No.13216691,15 [INTERNAL] 

SUKI YO ANATA GA KOROSHITAI HODO

>> No.13216691,16 [INTERNAL] 

i hope youll be okay

>> No.13216691,17 [INTERNAL] 

thank you

>> No.13216691,18 [INTERNAL] 

huh this is kind of weird but its almost like your my virtual girlfriend providing me moral support from afar

>> No.13216691,19 [INTERNAL] 

i love you

>> No.13216691,20 [INTERNAL] 

please

>> No.13216691,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,18
It's thick, creamy, and salty with hints of copper and musk.

>> No.13216691,22 [INTERNAL] 

im sorry but im not a girl

>> No.13216691,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>13215772,17
literally a soylent ripoff using "organic" ingredients because "balanced three meals" mystic normnorms didn't like how soylent was made despite having the same nutritional profile known to current science

it's more expensive and expires faster as a consequence

>> No.13216691,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,10
Morning! I'm going to have bacon and eggs!

>> No.13216691,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,23
Nothing wrong with 3 meals. You eat when you get up so you have energy, then you eat when you are on lunch break to refuel yourself and then you come home and nice supper

>> No.13216691,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,25
the problem is when turbonorms force their three meal a day propaganda with specific allowable foods for each meal because "balanced"

they will hate a liquid diet precisely for the fact that they and other norms don't do it and they think "natural" means "healthy" while simultaneously eating plenty of unnatural food anyway which is okay because of their "balance"

the worst of the norms seem to think every food has a glycemic index and you will die if you don't "refuel" because energy disappears in precisely the time the modern world first has their three meals

>> No.13216691,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,26
I feel like garbage if I don't eat and the moments during after a meal are the happiest moments of my day, so in a sense it is like fuel

>> No.13216691,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,27
Fuck off fatbro

>> No.13216691,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,26
I agree dude.

I just hate those normals and their diets filled with evil grains which by the way are only pushed as healthy because of a secret conspiracy by the USDA to turn us all into lizardmen, when combined with fluoridation. Why can't they become enlightened and know true nutrition like you?

>> No.13216691,30 [INTERNAL] 

i eat until im full once per day

>> No.13216691,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,30
and also after i eat like that i literally feel sluggish and tired for like 3 hours

there is nothing quite like eating yourself into a nap though one of the few times i can easily fall asleep is right after ive eaten

>> No.13216691,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,28
warosu is a fat-accepting community I thought

>> No.13216691,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,31
Stop eating shit and try spreading it out, dummy

>> No.13216691,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,32
neets arent supposed to be fat

>> No.13216691,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,32
no

>> No.13216691,36 [INTERNAL] 

soy is for queers and fags man it has nothing to do with 3 meals.

>> No.13216691,37 [INTERNAL] 

LET ME DIE PLEASE

>> No.13216691,38 [INTERNAL] 

do not pick on the fatNEETs

>> No.13216691,39 [INTERNAL] 

im sorry i just dont like fat people

>> No.13216691,40 [INTERNAL] 

*farts*

>> No.13216691,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,40
ugh fat people are disgusting

>> No.13216691,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,41
everyone farts bro

>> No.13216691,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,42
so?
fat people are still disgusting.

>> No.13216691,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,41
*farts on your face*

>> No.13216691,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,44
*farts on your mouth*

>> No.13216691,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,45
*inhales deeply*

>> No.13216691,47 [INTERNAL] 

How have you been Daniel?

>> No.13216691,48 [INTERNAL] 

Stop posting you fucking scat fanatics.

>> No.13216691,49 [INTERNAL] 

im gonna condition myself to be a gay sissy boy

>> No.13216691,50 [INTERNAL] 

What fetishes do the wbros have?
Outside of ironic homo shit

>> No.13216691,51 [INTERNAL] 

i cant masturbate to anything but gay sissy boys

>> No.13216691,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,50
>ironic

heh

>> No.13216691,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,50

There's nothing gay about a night out with the boys my friend.

>> No.13216691,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,50
braids the longer and bigger the better

>> No.13216691,55 [INTERNAL] 

I have a 6.5 inch dick just measured it today

>> No.13216691,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,55
7.5 here

>> No.13216691,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,55
My morning wood is as long as my vita I don't know how long that is though

>> No.13216691,58 [INTERNAL] 

any 4 inchers in the house tonight

>> No.13216691,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,58
oof.....

>> No.13216691,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,50
Twin braids.
Large insertion.
Anal, rimming, and sniffing.
Navels.
Small breasts.
Consensual deep-throat.
Loli, if that counts.

That's about it, really.

>> No.13216691,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,60
Retard

>> No.13216691,62 [INTERNAL] 

jacking off right now

>> No.13216691,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,61
Fagtard.

>> No.13216691,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,63
Dumb stupid bitch

>> No.13216691,65 [INTERNAL] 

Drop dead

>> No.13216691,66 [INTERNAL] 

cummed

>> No.13216691,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,64
Dumb stupid catamite

>> No.13216691,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,67
I ain't got no motherfucking friends
That's why I fucked your bitch
You fat motherfucker (Take Money)
West Side
Bad Boy Killers (Take Money)
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to (Take Money)
(ha ha, that's alright)

>> No.13216691,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,62
jacking off to this post right now

>> No.13216691,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,69
Post your 4 incher

>> No.13216691,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,70
its almost 5

>> No.13216691,72 [INTERNAL] 

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

How do they measure agony?

>> No.13216691,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,72
Overdosing has such low lethality

That was my preferred method

>> No.13216691,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,72
how does it take that long to die from a shotgun to the head

>> No.13216691,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,73
>overdosing
What are you a woman?
Do it right or don't do it at all

Overdosing is just a cry for attention

>> No.13216691,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,75
It is doing it right though it says it should kill me

>> No.13216691,77 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,73
They don't specify the drug, though. I'm guessing some are more lethal than others.

>> No.13216691,78 [INTERNAL] 

http://8ch.net/player.php?v=https://media.8ch.net/jp/src/1427118618848.webm&t=gg.webm&loop=1

>> No.13216691,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,78
Why didn't he just move?

>> No.13216691,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,78
agony

>> No.13216691,81 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.random.org/lists/

1. Paste this list into the list randomizer
2. Post results
3. Die

Shotgun to head
Cyanide
Gunshot of head
Shotgun to chest
Explosives
Hit by train
Jump from height
Gunshot of chest
Hanging
Auto crash
Household toxins
Set fire to self
Structure fire
Carbon Monoxide
Hit by truck/auto
Electrocution
Gunshot of abdomen
Drowning ocean/lake
Stab of chest
Cut throat
Overdose illegal drugs
Plastic bag over head
Drowning bathtub
Drowning swimming pool
Stab of abdomen
Overdose prescription drugs
Overdose non-prescription drugs
Cut wrists/arms/legs

>> No.13216691,82 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,81
>1.Set fire to self
fuggg

>> No.13216691,83 [INTERNAL] 

#1 on the list is how you die

I got hanging

>> No.13216691,84 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,81

Stab of chest
Overdose non-prescription drugs
Set fire to self
Shotgun to chest
Jump from height
Hit by truck/auto
Explosives
Hanging
Cyanide
Shotgun to head
Carbon Monoxide
Gunshot of abdomen
Drowning ocean/lake
Plastic bag over head
Hit by train
Electrocution
Stab of abdomen
Gunshot of chest
Cut wrists/arms/legs
Drowning swimming pool
Overdose prescription drugs
Gunshot of head
Structure fire
Drowning bathtub
Auto crash
Overdose illegal drugs
Cut throat
Household toxins

>> No.13216691,85 [INTERNAL] 


So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

>> No.13216691,86 [INTERNAL] 

should i buy a new 3ds xl

>> No.13216691,87 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,86
Shiiiiiieeeeet

>> No.13216691,88 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/TQ7snef.jpg

what do you call the ridged part on the can on the left? why are there different ones?

>> No.13216691,89 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,88
chamfer

>> No.13216691,90 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQjpTbHR0A

Did anyone else watch this show?

>> No.13216691,91 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,90
was that fucking slater from saved by the bell at the end?

>> No.13216691,92 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,90
I did. I had a lot of books from it too.

>> No.13216691,93 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,88
The rigged one helps preserve the flavor. Look it up.

>> No.13216691,94 [INTERNAL] 

You can be whatever you want to be

>> No.13216691,95 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,91
No it was Howie Mandel? He also did the voice for Bobby and his dad?

http://i.imgur.com/3pf8X3N.jpg

>> No.13216691,96 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,93
How do I look something like that up?

>> No.13216691,97 [INTERNAL] 

I have spent hundreds of dollars applying to colleges every year but all I get is the waitlist every single time.
now I have to get a job I don't even know how to get a job

>> No.13216691,98 [INTERNAL] 

how can i get a lgf

>> No.13216691,99 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,95
Why do people do their sunglasses like that?
Stupidest looking shit ever fuck you Elliot

>> No.13216691,100 [INTERNAL] 

Not even a distant land we're stuck on a whole different planet

>> No.13216691,101 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,97
>I have spent hundreds of dollars applying to colleges

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why didn't you apply to community college

>> No.13216691,102 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,96
I made that up

>> No.13216691,103 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,101
I gave up on community colleges two years ago I can't stand writing papers it is mindnumbing makes my braain hurt more than physical labor.
I am just trying to get certified in some IT field and get out after a year or so.

>> No.13216691,104 [INTERNAL] 

feeol when too stupid to even get GED

>> No.13216691,105 [INTERNAL] 

I tried to take online classes but talking to other students on the message board thing was a requirement so I dropped out

>> No.13216691,106 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,104
Hardly matters. Only shit like government/city jobs actually check for that. Everyone else will just assume you have one if you're over 18.

>> No.13216691,107 [INTERNAL] 

http://8ch.net/hebe/res/21608.html#35060

ayy lmao

>> No.13216691,108 [INTERNAL] 

Are programming bootcamps worth it?

>> No.13216691,109 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,108
Nothing is worth it in the end it doesn't even matter

>> No.13216691,110 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,109
word

>> No.13216691,111 [INTERNAL] 

Nevermind just read what the bootcamp description it is LITERALLY 7 days a week with 2 hours of break per day lmao nice try.
How the hell do they expect me to keep up with my anime and shitposting

>> No.13216691,112 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,111
hrhrhrhrhr literaly 7 days a whrhrhrhrh fuck ime int he as hrhrhrhrhhrhr

>> No.13216691,113 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,109
>>13216691,110
well except for anime

>> No.13216691,114 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,113
BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE BATTLEDIFLED

>> No.13216691,115 [INTERNAL] 

Seriously how the fuck could humans have been capable of inventing something as perfect as anime

>> No.13216691,116 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,111
What the fuck that's practically prison?

>> No.13216691,117 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,115
ASDFAWEF

>> No.13216691,118 [INTERNAL] 

They probably get to watch anime in prison at least though

>> No.13216691,119 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,114
>>13216691,117
fuck off normalcool

>> No.13216691,120 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,114
angry joe said that game was shit

>> No.13216691,121 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,119
hardline?

>> No.13216691,122 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,120
HARDLINE HARDLINE BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE

>> No.13216691,123 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,120
ain't that the guy who gave skyrim and shit wars 2 both a 10/10 perfect rating?

>> No.13216691,124 [INTERNAL] 

redpill me on anime

>> No.13216691,125 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,124
its really good and the only thing that makes life worht living

>> No.13216691,126 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,124
the jews and chinsk need to die

>> No.13216691,127 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,97
feelio when aspie and nobody will give me a job
feelio when forced to live on welfare and autism bux for the rest of my life

why was i even borned

>> No.13216691,128 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,127
U lucky fucker....



PS LOL THERES SOME DUDE IN MY CAPTCHA IN FRONT OF THE ADDRESS LOOOOOOOOOOL IT IS SOME BLACK MAN GETTING HIS MAIL

>> No.13216691,129 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,128
know feel

>> No.13216691,130 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,126
leave chinks out of this

>> No.13216691,131 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,130
subhuman

>> No.13216691,132 [INTERNAL] 

how to get a full time job with nothing but a ghigh school diploma? I tried searching for jobs in my area online but got nothing and I don't even have a drivers license

>> No.13216691,133 [INTERNAL] 

agony

>> No.13216691,134 [INTERNAL] 

WHY CANT I FUCKING JUST DIE ALREADY GOD DMFUCKIGN DAMNI T FUCK MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE GOD FUCKIGN DAMN IT PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.13216691,135 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,127
I've gotten jobs by faking normality afterwards I revert to my true form and become known as the sperg and everyone thinks I'm weird until I eventually get fired for some bullshit

>> No.13216691,136 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,135
how do you got a job

>> No.13216691,137 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,135
Like a beautiful phoenix, once again reborn into NEEThood.

>> No.13216691,138 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,134
agony

>> No.13216691,139 [INTERNAL] 

bloodborne

>> No.13216691,140 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,135
do you watch anime at work

>> No.13216691,141 [INTERNAL] 

I literally don't get it.
Is it acceptable to walk into a store and ask for a job? Do I give the store a call and ask for one?
COCK

>> No.13216691,142 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,132
Give the owner a firm handshake, look him in the eye and say....just kidding you're screwed for life.

>> No.13216691,143 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,136
I spam applications for a months until I get a call back
Then I take a bunch of medicine and focus my mind "be the normie be the normie" and then I go in there and pretend that I'm a super happy guy with lots of friends and gfs and what not.

>>13216691,140
No but I browsed a lot of imageboards and the w

>> No.13216691,144 [INTERNAL] 

bloodborne bloodborne

>> No.13216691,145 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,143
How do I do an application?

>> No.13216691,146 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,144
Wanna play

>> No.13216691,147 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,145
Find a template for the job you want to apply for, say customer service for example.

Then find a list of keywords for customer service and fill your resume up with lots of keywords from that list.

Always put 2 years experience. And for previous employer try to find one that went out of business. Your excuse for leaving said company should be "it was laid back, I wanted to challenge myself...". For references just use your family even if they say not to (because nobody will ever find out).

If you get the interview make sure you:
1. Plan the interview date at least 3 days ahead to prep yourself.
2. Research the company; go to their website and read up on their "team philosophy" etc.
3. Research top interview questions asked and rehearse your answers
4. Make sure you know where the facility is and arrive early and on time
5. wear your lucky Milky Holmes T-Shirt

>> No.13216691,148 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,147
You need to use lots of keywords or else your resume will be dropped in the swarm of other resumes. You know, they use software to pick out the ones that kiss ass to HR.

>> No.13216691,149 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,147
How do I apply for an interview in the first place? That is the part I am confused about.
Also I don't think I can lie like that I am a good honest man

>> No.13216691,150 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,149
>how do I apply for an interview in the first place?
You drop your resume on sites like:
http://www.indeed.com
https://www.craigslist.org/about/sites
Then hopefully wait for a phone call which will be their hiring department asking if you are available for the interview.

>> No.13216691,151 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,149
>Also I don't think I can lie like that I am a good honest man

Haven't you heard of the phrase "fake it till you make it?" Sometimes you just got to lie until you get what you want.

>> No.13216691,152 [INTERNAL] 

just let it end

>> No.13216691,153 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,127
Why are you unhappy? Getting welfare is way better than having a job. I wish I could get autismbux too.

>> No.13216691,154 [INTERNAL] 

What is this garbage
>http://a.pomf.se/sxfvyf.JPG
So this is basically asking that I lie? What am I supposed to say if I literally never worked in my life?
Just let me wash your dishes already please god

>> No.13216691,155 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,153
I'd rather die than accept handouts.

>> No.13216691,156 [INTERNAL] 

why dont you just become an entrepreneur

>> No.13216691,157 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,154
What? Your resume should be a PDF that you drop in and the thingy will fill out 80% of the form for you.

>> No.13216691,158 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,155
Then die, I'll keep living from handouts while shitposting on /jp/.

>> No.13216691,159 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,156
You need money to be an entrepreneur.

>> No.13216691,160 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,159
no

>> No.13216691,161 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,160
How are you gonna set up a business without money?

>> No.13216691,162 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,160
yes

>> No.13216691,163 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,161
>>13216691,162
wrong..

>> No.13216691,164 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,157
This was from Indeed.com I clicked on the edit resume button since I do not have one

>> No.13216691,165 [INTERNAL] 

I worked cleaning toilets and it wasn't that bad I was the only one in the facility since I worked from around 11 to 4. It was kind of therapeutic in a way since I had an entire building all to myself.

>> No.13216691,166 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,164

Okay you should make your own, it will save you time.

>> No.13216691,167 [INTERNAL] 

Gross poor people are posting on the same forum as me....

>> No.13216691,168 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,167
fuck

>> No.13216691,169 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,167
*shits on your $5000 carpet*

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.13216691,170 [INTERNAL] 

And honestly you will get faster response from cragslist than indeed. You have warosu tabbed 24/7 keep the job listing tabbed 24/7 so when a new posting comes up you'll be the first to submit.

>> No.13216691,171 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,170
There was a lot more jobs in my town in indeed than craigslist when I checked, and I'm not qualified for any of the craigslist ones.

The only one on indeed is a job as a dishwasher that is 30+ days old but maybe I can get that one.
What special skills can I put on a resume that will make me a good dish washer?

>> No.13216691,172 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,171
Communication
Detail oriented

Those are the only two i got

>> No.13216691,173 [INTERNAL] 

Just join the army

>> No.13216691,174 [INTERNAL] 

I still have a recommendation letter from my shop teacher in high school but I never used it yet

>> No.13216691,175 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,171
uhhh everyone here is capable of getting a shitty entry level telecommute, sales, customer rep job

you can type fast I'm sure you'll just need to speak

Dishwashing is a slaves job. You'll be the guy in the back not only washing dishes but doing jobs the cashiers don't want to do while they get to go out in the back and smoke with their buddies. Used and abused.

>> No.13216691,176 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,175
all for $8 an hour

>> No.13216691,177 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,173
I am all skin and bones dude I can't even lift a gun let alone want to be drafted into some war in the middle east.
just let. it. end.

>> No.13216691,178 [INTERNAL] 

nothing i eat tastes good anymore

>> No.13216691,179 [INTERNAL] 

You should look into getting a job as a pizza delivery guy. It's pretty laid back, you get tips, and if your working for a good place you'll also get a normal salary as well, and lolis love pizza guys.

>> No.13216691,180 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,179
you have to have a car and pay for your own gas....

>> No.13216691,181 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,173
I would join the military if some wbros came along we would all enlist at once and get into crazy antics it would be like a movie.

>> No.13216691,182 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,180
Some companies literally pay your gas for you. It all depends on who you work for. It can range from full salary plus tips and gas money down to lower salary and no gas money.

Usually delivery areas for chains are really small (the nearest Pizza Hut's range is like 3 miles) so you don't use that much gas.

>> No.13216691,183 [INTERNAL] 

Uh why did I just get an evasion ban that hasn't happened since 2014

>> No.13216691,184 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,153
Because I don't have a choice, dude. I never had a choice. It never mattered how smart, self-aware, or well-behaved I was. That fucking label ensured that I'd be ostracised for life, that nobody would want to hire me regardless of how good my grades were or how hard I can work, that I'd never have a chance to be anything but a worthless leech. I don't even care about not having any friends or being a virgin, I just hate that all the hard work I put into school and college has resulted in absolutely fucking nothing. No matter what I did, no matter what I do now, nothing would fucking change and it's all because of something that I can't even see or feel.

>> No.13216691,185 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,183
once a ban evader always a ban evader if youve evaded one ban in your posting history on 4chan theyll use that to ban you whenever

>> No.13216691,186 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,185
They expire after a month now

>> No.13216691,187 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,186
thats only so they dont eventually ban all ips from 4chan

its still held against you

>> No.13216691,188 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,181
pedophiles aren't allowed to be in the military sorry

>> No.13216691,189 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,179
When I delivered pizza there was a 13 or 14 year old girl at the street corner who yelled for me to stop near her but I kept on riding...

>> No.13216691,190 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,189
Sick freak

>> No.13216691,191 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,190
She had a proper fit teen body

>> No.13216691,192 [INTERNAL] 

The excitement of a preteen loli girl opening the door to get the pizza from you and accepting her tip is literally the best feeling in the sekai.

>> No.13216691,193 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,186
And then they ban you for evasion again. Or for spamming/flooding since that seems to be the hip new ban reason with the janiteam.

>> No.13216691,194 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,184
Dude you are living the life, who cares if some normie wage slave hates you? So long as you have food and a roof you don't need anything else.

>> No.13216691,195 [INTERNAL] 

agony

>> No.13216691,196 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,194
He's just trying to brag and it's pissing me off

>> No.13216691,197 [INTERNAL] 

Bloodborne only has 10 melee weapons. You start with 6 of them. It also reuses a boss, there's only 7 bosses in total.

>> No.13216691,198 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,197
what do you expect of a meme game

>> No.13216691,199 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,197
What's wrong with that as long as the weapons are unique?

>> No.13216691,200 [INTERNAL] 

There was this disuging big worm on my wall ewwwww

>> No.13216691,201 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,200
I thought you said bug woman for a second there heh

>> No.13216691,202 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,198
Hows it a meme game

>> No.13216691,203 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,201
monster general poster...

>> No.13216691,204 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,202
can you explain why people viral it with that meme music video if it isn't a meme

>> No.13216691,205 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,204
What are you even talking about

>> No.13216691,206 [INTERNAL] 

I wish "..." posters would kill themselves.

>> No.13216691,207 [INTERNAL] 

Who would hack into a dead girl's account?

>> No.13216691,208 [INTERNAL] 

You see a lot of weird stuff delivering pizza and pretty much wherever you go, you're treated really nice.

>> No.13216691,209 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,206
...

>> No.13216691,210 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,207
Dickspammer

>> No.13216691,211 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,208
I can't drive

>> No.13216691,212 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,197
who the fuck bought a ps4?

i cant name a single game beside bloodborne and only because demon's souls

>> No.13216691,213 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,208
must be becasue youre the pzizaboy huh?

do you enjoy getting those juicy tips? you little slut

>> No.13216691,214 [INTERNAL] 

murder all pedophiles

>> No.13216691,215 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,212
these things take awhile the Japs will be pumping out JRPGs on it in a year or two

>> No.13216691,216 [INTERNAL] 

also one time i was driving home from a party with my boy ramirez, we left cuz it was dead anyway when i was driving to another party i saw this skinny pizz delevider dude on the floor, so i stopped my f150 and me and my bro picked him up off the ground and moved the bike to a safe place, he skidded over sand and fell over, he was okay but the pizza man, the fool tried to put it back together and with teary eyes asked us really serious if we would eat it, i look at my bro eyes and feeling empathy for the kid i saw "sure bro" annd gave him a beer.

of course i would have never eaten that crap but soometimes you gotta stand up for ur friends man.

>> No.13216691,217 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,212
I bought a Wii U.

>> No.13216691,218 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,217
how are you goign to play bloodbornes

>> No.13216691,219 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,216
also kid drank the beer so the guy probably got fired after this


what a fool

>> No.13216691,220 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,216
How is ramirez

>> No.13216691,221 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,220
im no longer friends with him, i had a fight with him like one year ago and havent talkedto him since them, i've seen him riding some delive bike but im not sure what kind of job he got and i dont care.

>> No.13216691,222 [INTERNAL] 

I bought a PS4 for CoD and Battlefield.

>> No.13216691,223 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,222
what about bloodborne

>> No.13216691,224 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,222
just watch anime instead

>> No.13216691,225 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,221
you should make up with ramirez you were lucky to have a friend like him

>> No.13216691,226 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,218
I'll probably get a ps4 when it has a reasonably priced bundle and something like Bloodborne is around $20.

>> No.13216691,227 [INTERNAL] 

I wish I could just disappear right now

>> No.13216691,228 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,225
nah, fuck him. most of the time it was just me doing all the talking and shit, driving around and all that man. I only was friends with him cuz he would get me a crap ton of weed for free.

>> No.13216691,229 [INTERNAL] 

yeah but bloodbroen

>> No.13216691,230 [INTERNAL] 

whom

>> No.13216691,231 [INTERNAL] 

blooodooborernbornrn

>> No.13216691,232 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,228
you could call him rammyrez

>> No.13216691,233 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,232
also, im 100% sure he had a mancrush on me judging by how he would smile at me.

>> No.13216691,234 [INTERNAL] 

How beautiful it would be to simply not wake up

>> No.13216691,235 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,234
feel when

>> No.13216691,236 [INTERNAL] 

tototori

>> No.13216691,237 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,236
Totori.

>> No.13216691,238 [INTERNAL] 

why are teenagers so fucking obsessed with sarcasm? which movie made it cool and funny to be sarcastic

>> No.13216691,239 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,237
haha totori is happy now

>> No.13216691,240 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,239
she will be happy as long as she gets a daily dicking

>> No.13216691,241 [INTERNAL] 

totori wears cute diapers

>> No.13216691,242 [INTERNAL] 

wshat the fuck dude
fuckign freak

>> No.13216691,243 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,242
i know why are they staying that about tototri

>> No.13216691,244 [INTERNAL] 

I pulled the "my mom is dead you f*cking *sshole" joke on WoW like 5 years ago and I got sent a dozen private messages trying to comfort me

>> No.13216691,245 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,244
trevors mom is dead

>> No.13216691,246 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,245
that's really sad I love my mom

>> No.13216691,247 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,246
my little pony...

>> No.13216691,248 [INTERNAL] 

if you delivered pizza you could fuck girls who look like totori

>> No.13216691,249 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,248
totori doesnt like things like stop

>> No.13216691,250 [INTERNAL] 

i love tototri an dshe tototri loves me

>> No.13216691,251 [INTERNAL] 

I don't deserve such a shitty life I never did anything wrong

>> No.13216691,252 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,251
tototir told me to tell ypou to cheer up

>> No.13216691,253 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,226
You'd really be missing out by then. Online interactions are really fun during the first few months of these kinds of games. Some of the most fun, I've ever had was on the first month of the Dark Souls release. Real shame that BloodBorne was exclusive to the next gen.

>> No.13216691,254 [INTERNAL] 

God just shut up about your totori meme.

>> No.13216691,255 [INTERNAL] 

i want to play bloodborne with tototri pilow at my side

>> No.13216691,256 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,255
You can't even make a post without stuffing at least two memes in there.

>> No.13216691,257 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,253
Yeah it's better before everyone starts using the recommended builds and items

>> No.13216691,258 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,257
ya i dont like playing games to late cause nthen enveryone is realy good and im not and i die

>> No.13216691,259 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,256
i wonder who this could be

>> No.13216691,260 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,257
>>13216691,253

Also by then you would probably already be spoiled about the game. FROM games are only fun when you go into them blind

>> No.13216691,261 [INTERNAL] 

i want to buy a ps4 or a wi u

>> No.13216691,262 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,261
pii u you stink

>> No.13216691,263 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,262
oh fgu

>> No.13216691,264 [INTERNAL] 

who else squats on their chair here and looks down on their monitor from above while typing since it make syou feel important

>> No.13216691,265 [INTERNAL] 

me and totori are going to sleep i think its been a long 5 hours of bawake and i want o rest and i already took my pills

>> No.13216691,266 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,264
Perching like that as if you're a bird is because of our shared ancestry with them. It's science.

>> No.13216691,267 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,265
See you tomorrow.

Pathetic fucking memeist.

>> No.13216691,268 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,261
just get both

>> No.13216691,269 [INTERNAL] 

My cat won't leave and I want to jerk it

>> No.13216691,270 [INTERNAL] 

My aunt won't leave and I want to rape her daughter.

>> No.13216691,271 [INTERNAL] 

ihad to post from bed butbi love totori

>> No.13216691,272 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,270
God yous ick fuck can't you one day without harming her psyche

>> No.13216691,273 [INTERNAL] 

*drives up on motorcycle*
Where all da white cousins at?

>> No.13216691,274 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,273
god i fucking hate niggers

>> No.13216691,275 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,274
I guess not here.

*loads piss bottles back on bike and rides away*

>> No.13216691,276 [INTERNAL] 

LMAO /gamergate/ board just got hacked. Where's saten? Is he dead? I want to hear his response.

>> No.13216691,277 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,276
Nobody used /gamergate/ to begin with bro.

It's all about the gg generals on /v/.

>> No.13216691,278 [INTERNAL] 

Can't believe I just talked about my dream starting an MC club to my college friends
acquaintances, and they told they're up for it.

Guess you're not my bestfriends anymore, W.

*turns around then weeps*

>> No.13216691,279 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,278
whats mc bro? motorcycle?

>> No.13216691,280 [INTERNAL] 

*MC club

yeah you happy now?

>> No.13216691,281 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,278
"If I call them acquaintances rather than friends nobody will call me out on being a normie"

-Normalshit Betanorms

>> No.13216691,282 [INTERNAL] 

PLease forgive

Even if I turned out like this I will be forever a NEET @ heart

>> No.13216691,283 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,282
Kill yourself

>> No.13216691,284 [INTERNAL] 

feel when literally don't have friends and don't understand the concept of "le hang out"

>> No.13216691,285 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,283
I love you too

>> No.13216691,286 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.thekitchensafe.com/
I'm going to buy one so my life can change

>> No.13216691,287 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,284
It's when normies get together to talk shit about other normies and then later they go to see the other normies and talk shit about the first guys

>> No.13216691,288 [INTERNAL] 

To be honest though at least I'm completely transparent with you guys unlike some people here; literally Normies in NEET clothing. I'm the other way around

>> No.13216691,289 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,288
Nah you're a full blown normalord
You aren't special because you're a child predator there's a ton of normies out there doing it and it was always the cool thing to do in the past

>> No.13216691,290 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,288
I'm completely transparent but people just pass my life experiences off as memes

>> No.13216691,291 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,290
le meme man

>> No.13216691,292 [INTERNAL] 

kill all fucking normals

>> No.13216691,293 [INTERNAL] 

from what i recall about hanging out it's really boring and i'm sure thats why there are always drugs involved as norms get older

>> No.13216691,294 [INTERNAL] 

How the fuck did people even survive before the advent of the internet? Before the television? Did they just not know any better? What did abnormals even do to pass the time in those days

>> No.13216691,295 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,294
>Did they just not know any better?
yes

you only feel like you need it now because you know of it

>> No.13216691,296 [INTERNAL] 

feel when used to sperg out with my soft toys before I had a computer or gameboy and me pa wouldn't let me watch the simpsons since it was too adult

>> No.13216691,297 [INTERNAL] 

Imagine Life Without Anime

>> No.13216691,298 [INTERNAL] 

chink boys

>> No.13216691,299 [INTERNAL] 

feel when chink girl only likes chink boys

>> No.13216691,300 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,298
whats up

>> No.13216691,301 [INTERNAL] 

big blacks cock filling up my tiny tight white boypussy

>> No.13216691,302 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,301
stop being gross&gay?

>> No.13216691,303 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,299
chink girls love bbc

>> No.13216691,304 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,303
FUCK.

kill all chinks

>> No.13216691,305 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,297
Anime sucks

>> No.13216691,306 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/dTqnpaD.jpg

>/jp/

>> No.13216691,307 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,305
fuck off norm

>> No.13216691,308 [INTERNAL] 

http://gfycat.com/EverlastingAccurateAlligatorsnappingturtle

it would be cool to be this guy i could act autstic but everyone would laugh and think it were funny and i could be cool and nobody would know who i really am

>> No.13216691,309 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flPKprlu7ik

heres a longer video
he seems really talented

>> No.13216691,310 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,308
>>13216691,309
dang its really funny

>> No.13216691,311 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,310
wouldnt it be cool to be that guy inside

>> No.13216691,312 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,311
don't act like you know me

>> No.13216691,313 [INTERNAL] 

If I wore a costume lolis would love me.

>> No.13216691,314 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,313
Lolis love me

>> No.13216691,315 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,163
how

>> No.13216691,316 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,304
why

>> No.13216691,317 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,294
probably a lot more than the abnormals now do

>> No.13216691,318 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,307
I'm not a norm

>> No.13216691,319 [INTERNAL] 

do i seem like a child groomer someone on that other archive said it

>> No.13216691,320 [INTERNAL] 

because im not and that hurt my feelings

>> No.13216691,321 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,318
You are though

>> No.13223134

いいさ いいさ

>> No.13223134,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,321
I'm not

>> No.13223134,2 [INTERNAL] 

hi

>> No.13223134,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223134,1
That's weird since you are?

>> No.13223134,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223134,3
I'm not

>> No.13223134,5 [INTERNAL] 

Nothing worse than a case of normdenial

>> No.13223164

>>13223134
眠い 眠い 眠い

>> No.13223164,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,306
dumbass kid

>> No.13223164,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223134,5
I am not a norm

>> No.13223164,3 [INTERNAL] 

Okay so, I'm looking at the New 3DS, but on the US website I can only find the New 3DS XL. Was the regular New 3DS released in the US? I love the entire button on the smaller, regular New 3DS are colored, as opposed to the New 3DS XL's buttons only having coloring on the letter itself.

>> No.13223164,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,3
http://www.frys.com/product/8368337

>> No.13223164,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,3
god damnit turns out that north america only got the xl version motherfucker am i going to have to seriously import this

>> No.13223164,6 [INTERNAL] 

everywhere i go
bkub chen's sloppy smelly pussy is there
why
why
i don't want to see this

>> No.13223164,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,6
agony

>> No.13223164,8 [INTERNAL] 

feel when all of my "wbros" are at school/work right now

>> No.13223164,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,8
i'm too autistic to work

>> No.13223164,10 [INTERNAL] 

*farts*

>> No.13223164,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,10
sigh

>> No.13223164,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,8
uh im going to sleep right now its 6:30am

maybe i can get some ice cream or a smoothie tomorrow

>> No.13223164,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,12
stfu

>> No.13223164,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,8
not me im truneet

>> No.13223164,15 [INTERNAL] 

Let's do the rollcall

>> No.13223164,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,15
don't tell me what to do

>> No.13223164,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,16
i love you

>> No.13223164,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,17
doushio...

>> No.13223164,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,15
>>13223164,16
>>13223164,17
>>13223164,18
get a room fags

>> No.13223164,20 [INTERNAL] 

things i hate: peach flavoured milk, umineko, coffee
things i love: gay slaying, type moon, tea

>> No.13223164,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223164,20
things i love: you, >>13223164,19 , >>13223164,16
things i hate: gays

>> No.13223164,22 [INTERNAL] 

I'm feeling edgy today, dang

>> No.13223696
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13223696

Why doesn't she just get a job?

>> No.13223696,1 [INTERNAL] 

Somebody give me a fucking job already.

>> No.13223696,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,1
I have a job for you

*whips out dick*

>> No.13223696,3 [INTERNAL] 

why am i so FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT

>> No.13223696,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,3
feel

>> No.13223696,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,3
same

>> No.13223696,6 [INTERNAL] 

Surely the domain will be renewed any second now...

>> No.13223696,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,6
what?


im boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>> No.13223696,8 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you will never be an adult

>> No.13223696,9 [INTERNAL] 

why not

>> No.13223696,10 [INTERNAL] 

because you're literally emotionally and socially a 13 year old

>> No.13223696,11 [INTERNAL] 

I'm forever 17~

>> No.13223696,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwK_WOXjfc0

>> No.13223696,13 [INTERNAL] 

did the spring anime season start yet im tired of waiting?

>> No.13223696,14 [INTERNAL] 

It seems the hippest thing as of today is to not link replies hmm

>> No.13223696,15 [INTERNAL] 

where is the moneyYyYyYyyy poster? did he actually get rich and left us?

>> No.13223696,16 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok

>> No.13223696,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,13
Who still watches anime?

>> No.13223696,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,17
norm...

>> No.13223696,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,17
I do.

>> No.13223696,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,17
I'm watching Cardcaptor Sakura RIGHT NOW.

>> No.13223696,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,20
I meat newly airing.

>> No.13223696,22 [INTERNAL] 

give me one reason to keep living

>> No.13223696,23 [INTERNAL] 

hey guys can someone mirror this for me?
http://uploading.com/files/1bd952b5/The_Faction_War_v3.7_Patch1.rar/

I'm stuck with static IP and I've reached the download limit.

*onegai*

>> No.13223696,24 [INTERNAL] 

anime sucks

>> No.13223696,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,23
virus

>> No.13223696,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,25
no virus man
http://www.gsc-game.com/index.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_page=1&thm_id=23060&sec_id=21

>> No.13223696,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,24
you are gay we get it

>> No.13223696,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,27
anime is gay

>> No.13223696,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,28
you watch gay porn anime we get it

>> No.13223696,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,29
I don't watch any anime.

>> No.13223696,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,30
You don't watch any anime unless it has gay undertones we get it.

>> No.13223696,32 [INTERNAL] 

I'm gay

>> No.13223696,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,31
Stop it, homo.

>> No.13223696,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,33
You don't watch any gay anime unless you have a homo friend to watch anime with we get it

>> No.13223696,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,34
I'll kick your ass, queer!

>> No.13223696,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,35
Sorry I don't do that homo shit.

>> No.13223696,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,15
I'm still here.

>> No.13223696,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,23
help please

>> No.13223696,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,38
wheres my motivation

>> No.13223696,40 [INTERNAL] 

I've gone so long without human affection I would probably consider cuddling with a gay guy if he wasn't ugly

No gay stuff though

>> No.13223696,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,40
hug ur mom

>> No.13223696,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Oe1DN5VDA

>> No.13223696,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,41
She's no longer here
I didn't like hugging her anyway she was really thin and I didn't like touching her because she was a slut

>> No.13223696,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,37
updates?

>> No.13223696,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,40
*hugs you*

>> No.13224720

Stop haunting this thread you fucking pieces of shit.
If you want to talk so much just talk about it on this site instead of afterlife.

>> No.13224761

>>13223696

You die if you work, sperglord.

>> No.13224720,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224720
he thinks the jan will let people NEET it up on the jay
what a fucking tool

>> No.13224765

Is this the blog thread?

>> No.13224765,1 [INTERNAL] 

*warosu howl of thread haunting*

>> No.13224765,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224720

>> No.13224765,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,44
Business has been slow. If I make anything worth sharing I'll post about it.

In the meantime I'm looking for more ideas to sell and just job searching. By the way if anyone has old books laying around try selling it to amazon. The most I've made is $120 off old books.

>> No.13224765,4 [INTERNAL] 

Are you getting money for your NEETing?

If not, why the hell not.

>> No.13224765,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224765,3
I mean ~$170ish http://a.pomf.se/cnpfhc.jpg

>> No.13224765,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224765,5
theres no way somebody paid 130 dollars for an introduction to microsoft office book

>> No.13224765,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224765,4
Me? I wish I was.

>> No.13224933

>>13224765
Depends.
Can ghosts blog?

>> No.13224944

>>13224765

This is the NEET thread, doofus.

>> No.13224954

What does it feel like to be a normalfag

I know a lot of weeb types pass as normies they have sex and do stuff with friends and attend college.

>> No.13224961

>>13224954
It feels really good. I'm in a brilliant mood most of the time.

>> No.13224969

>>13224954
It's all the same shit: everyone secretly hates their lives, themselves and everything around them. Why do you think norms always go through midlife crises?

>> No.13224979

>>13224969
It's not all the same. You seem like you're afraid to live a little.

>> No.13225019

>>13224961
So it's just distracting yourself with the normie lifestyle so you don't feel bad.

>> No.13225070

>>13225019
It genuinely feels good to do normal things.

>> No.13225079

Okay, how would a NEET become a normal person? Go to college and make friends? Get a job and hang out with people from work?

I don't know.

>> No.13225084

>>13225079

You have to become good looking, fuccboi.

>> No.13225101

>>13225079
What do you mean by NEET?

>> No.13225107

>>13225101
Got no jobs or friends man

>> No.13225161

>>13225107
NEET just means unemployed. If you're a shut-in then all you need to do is go outside and allow yourself form relationships with other people.

>> No.13225161,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13223696,23
onegai...

>> No.13225199
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dude these threads are like my f*ckin favorite threads yea

>> No.13225203

>>13225161
Yeah man it's so easy. Just be yourself.

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>>13225203
That sounds like a fucking awful idea holy shit

>> No.13225216

>>13225079
It won't happen
Normies are born, not made
I've had jobs and I've tried attending college. I even did the weight lifting thing for a while and I'm still just as bad if not worse socially than I was at square one.

Normals can sense when something is 'off' with someone. It's probably an evolutionary thing developed from thousands of years of pack animal mentality. No matter what you do you will never assimilate, the best you can ever hope for is chatting with weirdos on the internet that live hundreds of miles away.

>>13225084
Most normies are average to ugly, this isn't true at all.
No amount of "just goin outside" will make you a normal person. And the only reason normalfags are able to work shitty jobs without blowing their brains out when they get home is because they have work friends to talk to.

>> No.13225221

>>13225216
It's more than likely you who are pushing others away. It's visible in your outlook right now.

>> No.13225223

>>13225199

Whoa, dude.

You sound, like, far out, freakin' HIGH!

>> No.13225223,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13224720
i wonder if this is someone from archive.moe mad about ghost posts

>> No.13225266
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>>13225223
you got it man

>> No.13225266,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is the guy who published his own ebook here? Did you make money out of it?

>> No.13225270

>>13225266
Is that you american from pepsiman?

>> No.13225271

>>13225266
Yo, pass me some of that gnarly shieeeeet, dude.

I want to go far out surfin' those freakin' waves too.

>> No.13225271,1 [INTERNAL] 

i cant keep up with all these posts

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>>13225270
who

>>13225271
here

>> No.13225296,1 [INTERNAL] 

did the tulpa guy ever write his book or was he bluffing

>> No.13225307

>>13225221
Don't give me that crap
This outlook was developed from years of observation and trial/error. This isn't my first rodeo, bub.
Not about to take shit from a 19 year old normling.

>> No.13225322

>>13225307
Most bad habits are formed over time.

>> No.13225322,1 [INTERNAL] 

moooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.13225327

>>13225266
What drugs do you do?

>> No.13225343
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I'm high on life.

>> No.13225349

>>13225343
>tumblr_
You mean you're high on dick, right?

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>>13225343
>tumblr
more like high on dicks faggot

>> No.13225380
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>>13225349
>>13225356
This, right here, is why you don't get along with others.

>> No.13225386
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>>13225380
at least I don't snort cock lmao

>> No.13225401
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>>13225386
You're miserable for no reason.

>> No.13225415
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>>13225401
You're gay for no reason.

>> No.13225416
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>>13225380
who needs to get along with others when you have drugs and the internet

Are hippy hipster faggots just normies that do too many drugs?

>> No.13225421
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>>13225415
I'm gay?

>> No.13225431
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>>13225421
Extremely.

>> No.13225436

>>13225421
uh, yeah dude.

>> No.13225436,1 [INTERNAL] 

drug otaku hijack

>> No.13225445
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>>13225431
Oh well.

>> No.13225459

>>13225416
Pretty much. In fact, these days, practically every normie has tried at least one illegal drug either in high-school or in college.

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>>13225327
a whole bunch of them.

>> No.13225480

>>13223696
Because she's lazy and gluttonous.

>> No.13225497
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>>13224761
How is that a problem for her? Kaguya wouldn't die even if you killed her.

>> No.13225511

>>13225497
That's the secret to her immortality, dude. The only reason she doesn't die is because she doesn't work.

>> No.13225520
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>>13225511
Whoa. That's deep.

>> No.13225520,1 [INTERNAL] 

why did they stop banning us are they asking for it are we gonna give it to em is it time to rise up and take back what is ours?????

>> No.13225540

>>13225296

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13225542

>>13225497
I still don't get why people like that artist, those faces are horrible

>> No.13225545

>>13225542

ayy....

>> No.13225551

>>13225542
He makes Kaguya really sexy like that.

>> No.13225557
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>>13225540
yea dude
http://puu DOT sh/gOh8B/ee8d4f8c62.gif

>> No.13225560

>>13225551

ayy...

>> No.13225564
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>>13225542
Well, his Kaguya is deliberately creepy as fuck. Except when he avoids that and the contrast gets creepy.

>> No.13225569
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>>13225560
>>13225545
Kaguya butt.

>> No.13225580
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13225580

Im runnin out of food and the bennies dont come till the end of the month. Im done for lads go on without me!

>> No.13225590

>>13225564
I actually like his creepy as fuck kaguya

It's fearousing.

>> No.13225592

>>13225580
You take dis?

>> No.13225596
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>>13225590
This is your bag, then?

>> No.13225601

>>13225580

Dude, hold out for another week.

Eat bread, rationalize.

>> No.13225605

>>13225569

Why is it wet down there?

>> No.13225620

>>13225596
Fuck yes. The glares, the hateful expressions, fucking perfect.

>> No.13225625
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>>13225620
It has it's charms, though cute works too.

>> No.13225626

>>13225605
Swamp butt

>> No.13225630

Yo, where's the porn, guise?

>> No.13225636

>>13225630
Blue board.

>> No.13225637

>>13225630
http://a.pomf.se/dcjjuz.jpg

Right here, bro.

>> No.13225641

>>13225637

Whoa...

High five, broseph!

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>>13225637
nice dude.

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>>13225641
Yeah!

>> No.13225654
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1710131923283132444968707982869194971001031091291301331391671761881901921932032082192262302362392622632802912933013023103133193203263293313383563623653673683763793833863913923974044094404464644694784874904965365565635655666086176226236326356376386446496536556566656716736806836947007097167367397487617637847907938028068188208338368478608638748818888999019049079109129139219239319329379409469649709739899981000

>> No.13225682

Who is the king of NEETs?

>> No.13225686

>>13225682
me

>> No.13225694

>>13225682
Kaguya's butt

>> No.13225700

>>13225686

I've been a NEET for over 11 years, kiddo.

You bow the fuck down to me.

>> No.13225711

>>13225700
Is it boring?

>> No.13225712

>>13225700
teach us your ways

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>>13225711
Not really, I've accomplished a lot during those 11 years.

But most importantly, I learned how to occupy myself with things that interest me to the point of not even thinking or needing a girlfriend, friends, or even family.
Plus, these days I have more stuff to do than I do free time during each day, since I also like to sleep a lot. Sometimes I wish I could just make time stop in order to do all the pointless things that I love doing.

>>13225712
What's there to teach?

You're either truNEET or you're always going to be nothing more than a poser, kid.
Now take this lesson and learn it.

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>>13225737
But NEET sensei, how do you deal with the overwhelming sense of futility of it all.

>> No.13225763

>>13225737

you have the right attitude.

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>>13225761
>everything is futile
plz do not be like normies

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>>13225769
what in the f*ckn shit is this spiritual hipster bullshit

>> No.13225790

>>13225737
How do you sustain yourself?

>> No.13225801

>>13225781
>calling stuff you don't like hipster
/v/ plz go away, being a monk is the apex of NEETdom, being truly alone while being unnaffected, indulging in the bliss of it, being silent for days at a time, avoiding eating, enjoying your time without normie-related stress and the shackling responsibilities that kill you, etc.

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>>13225761

Look, dude.

Every day I wake up feeling like I want to die and that I wasted my life away and that my money is running out and that I probably won't last another year and that I might just end myself when all is said and done.

But then I think,

Is there really any point? Fuck it, dude. Just go on the Internet and fill your head with pointless shit that you love doing.
By an hour or so you've forgotten all about that other crap and you find yourself blissfully funposting in the jay while looking at some naked FREAKIN' HOT anime girls.
Then you find more shit to do, shit that you fucking love doing, shit that you can't even see yourself working and being a part of society if these depraved you from your time to enjoy it.

Work fucking kills people, dude. It turns them into motherfuckin drones. You work to pay your shitty life and you have a shitty life because you slave away at work every fuckin day of the week.

If I were to die next year, I'd say fuck it, I'd better much die doing what I love doing, even if what I love doing isn't considered productive to the rest of the world.
I say fuck the world, dude. I would die and I would be happy with the thought of just seeing my mother again if such a thing as a afterlife or heaven or hell or whatever you want to call it exists.

Just take it easy, one day at a time and check your fucking priorities, dude.

Get your fucking priorities right.

That's the bottom key here. You're either truNEET or you're nothing more than a fuccboi.

>> No.13225809

>>13225790
My mother died in a car accident 16 years ago.

I got a lot of mula from that. Placed it on the bank over the years and made a living off of it.

It's comin' to a fuckin end though.

>> No.13225833

>>13225809
What a wonderful way of honoring your dead mother's memory.

>> No.13225839

>>13225833
Nothing much I could do about it, dude.

She was my world. When she died, everything fell apart.

>> No.13225849

>>13225809
How much do you have left? You should have put it in some index fund.

>> No.13225855

>>13225839
What about your dad? Or extended family?

>> No.13225861

>>13225806
>You're either truNEET or you're nothing more than a fuccboi.

What do you think of people working on the things that keep you occupied though.
fuccbois working to make content

>> No.13225870

>>13225849
I have about 8k left.

>>13225855
My father never cared for me, dude. He lives more than 340km from me, married some rich hipster bimbo that bought him a fucking sailboat and basically lives for his fucking sailboat.

I lived with my grandmother for many years, but as of the last 6 I've been on my own because she contracted Alzheimer and just went from bad to worst.

>> No.13225886

>>13225861
They are a necessity.

But whatever other people have set as their goals in mind doesn't really interest me.

Sure, it's possible that they really enjoy doing what they do.
Fuck, maybe I'd enjoy it as well. If things had been different then perhaps I would be working on something I'd really love to be working on and wouldn't really care about the current pointless things that I love doing. But things didn't went that way. I went the truNEET way, that is what a truNEET is all about.

I don't diss the fuccbois though. Yo, to each it's own, dude.

>> No.13225901

>>13225806
that seems really boring and you'll never have kids

>> No.13225914

>>13225886
I agree with everything you said, it is sort of an appropriate post for me to be considering at this time.
I hope everything works out for you.

>> No.13225917

>>13225901
It's only boring if you don't have your priorities straight, kiddo.
I fuckin told you, get your priorities right.

Also, who the fuck would have a kid in this world today?
Having a kid is literally throwing your fucking life away.
Even if you're rollin in the mula, you'd be better off travelling the freakin' world fuckin' bitches in Singapore than to be stuck at one stupid place having to care for a stupid baby night and day that one day will just spit on your fucking face when you're old.

>> No.13225936

>>13225914
Thanks a lot, dude.

Hey, if there is a Anime afterworld, Gensokyo or whatever shit you wanna call it, look me up in a couple of years. Look me up, I'll buy you a Sapporo or a Asahi (this shit's really good) and tell you some of the really cool shit I've done over the years.

Have a good one, man.

>> No.13225936,1 [INTERNAL] 

OH GOD im having an autism spasm

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>>13225806
Interesting post. It's basically summed up in one image.

>> No.13225975,1 [INTERNAL] 

this si a pretty shitty blog thread

>> No.13225975,2 [INTERNAL] 

if i streamed h1z1 would anyone watch

>> No.13225988

>>13225975

Spot on, broseidon.

>> No.13225988,1 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK

>> No.13226017

did you guys every seen that aquateen with meetwad is a spy and is all burn lol lmoaf

>> No.13226020

>>13224979
>>13224969
Midlife crises occur because people don't live their lives, they just get by and eventually it hits them they're living their life in such a limited way.

>> No.13226021

>>13225917
If you had so many interesting things to do then you wouldn't spend so much time preaching on imageboards.

>> No.13226021,1 [INTERNAL] 

holy fuck

>> No.13226021,2 [INTERNAL] 

unleash the neets

>> No.13226047

>>13226021
Funposting on the jay is one of the really interesting and pointless things I love doing, dude.

What now?

>> No.13226049

>>13225070
But it doesn't "genuinely" feel good to do NEET things?

Who determine that "genuine"?

>> No.13226058

>>13226047
It's less interesting while more pointless.

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>>13226058

Whatever rocks your boat, dude.

Here, have a cute Moon Princess pic.

>> No.13226074,1 [INTERNAL] 

does anyone ever get that thing where they ejaculate and then have an orgasm like 3 seconds later i was just jerking off and it happened am i turning gay

>> No.13226092

>>13226074
Is she is the moon princess then who is the queen?

>> No.13226100

>>13226092

Reisen.

>> No.13226108

>>13226100
Very cool.

>> No.13226108,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226074,1
you were always a faggot

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>>13226108
I know, right.

>> No.13226132

>>13226118
I would vote for Reisen!

>> No.13226158

>>13226132
This guy has his priorities straight.

>> No.13226158,1 [INTERNAL] 

anyone playing battlefiel hardline

>> No.13226158,2 [INTERNAL] 

uh bloodborne is really hard and scaring me

>> No.13226158,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226158,2
i want to blplay it

>> No.13226246

>>13226158
With Reisen as the commander, the moon army would be space Rhodesia, except they never lose!

>> No.13226248

>>13226100
Rabbits can't be royalty, STUPID.

>> No.13226269

>>13226248
Reisen kills royalty!!!

>> No.13226272

>>13226248
How so?

>> No.13226290

>>13226269
>>13226272
But Kaguya is royalty and immortal, so how can you kill what can not die?

>> No.13226302

>>13226290
Reisen's eyes will make Kaguya stuck in eternal illusion and become vegetable.

Then Kaguya will become the great dish to feed all humans and youkai!

>> No.13226305

>>13226302
Reisen is going in Kaguya's tummy!

>> No.13226311

>>13226305
More like Reisen will slice open Kaguya's tummy and eat her fat NEET guts.

Then Reisen will become immortal, the strongest!!!

>> No.13226313

>>13226302
Priorities, kid.

You change the focus of Kaguya's priorirites to games and shit and she won't even care if you take over the Eientei.

In a way, she killed the royalty concept.

>> No.13226324

>>13226313
Why do that when Kaguya can become unlimited resource to feed the Lunar army?

The great never-ending source of NEET meat!!

>> No.13226326

>>13226311
Fried rabbit in Kaguya's tummy!

>> No.13226331

>>13226324
You shouldn't eat a NEET, dude.

>> No.13226331,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why are these freaks shitting up our blog thread?

>> No.13226340

>>13225654
I think you mistyped your tox id.

>> No.13226342

>>13226331
That's all they are good for!

We feed them now we eat them!

>> No.13226342,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226331,1
困ったわね...

>> No.13226358

>>13225737
>Sometimes I wish I could just make time stop in order to do all the pointless things that I love doing.
Take naps to gain hours. At best you take six 20 minute naps and gain 22 hour days.

>> No.13226360

If Kaguya is immortal does she gain weight? How does her metabolism work with an immortal body?

>> No.13226365

>>13226360
Gained weight in Inaba.

>> No.13226370

>>13226358
Does this shit really work?

I sleep like 12-13 hours every day and still wake up really sleepy.

>> No.13226373

If you cut kaguya up into pieces and eat her, are the pieces still alive.

>> No.13226374

>>13226370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep

Maybe you need melatonin, dude. Sleeping too long makes you wake up sleepy, too.

>> No.13226387

>>13226374
I won't chance it, dude.

Besides, I really like sleeping.

In my sleep I can dream of possible alternate realities and actually be what I wanted to be.

>> No.13226387,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226158,3
I lost all my bloodsouls help

>> No.13226387,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226387,1
i want ot play it so bad

>> No.13226387,3 [INTERNAL] 

haha my cats broght in a bunch of fishies

>> No.13226387,4 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/h0cw29L.png

worst behavior

>> No.13226387,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226387,3
from where?

>> No.13226409

Please do not eat the NEET

>> No.13226411

>>13226387
That makes napping even more important. Shortening sleep increases rem startup and duration, and you only dream during rem.

>> No.13226416

>>13226409
I'd let you eat me, dude.

>> No.13226427

how much melanintins does it takes to get stoned

>> No.13226431
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13226431

dude who are these nerds shitting up our blog thread?

>>13226427
you just get sleep

>> No.13226435

>>13226416
But you'd make me fat!

>> No.13226441

>>13226435
I only weigh like 55kg.

>> No.13226444

>>13226427
umm in dizzy not asleepb are you adr eamn? haa

>> No.13226446

>>13226444
Yes anon. It's all a dream. All of it.

>> No.13226452

>>13226444
>>13226446
juste let it end

>> No.13226458

>>13226452
It'll all be over soon.

>> No.13226463

>>13226441
121 lbs in Imperial. How tall are you?

>> No.13226463,1 [INTERNAL] 

152 replies 32 retards

>> No.13226463,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226463,1
i posted in it

>> No.13226473

After writing in this thread, for some reason I'm feeling really horny, /jp/.
Can someone post some cute femdom 2hu images?

>>13226463
1m73cm

>> No.13226463,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226463,2
case in point

>> No.13226473,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226463,3
your retarded

>> No.13226473,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226463,1
hey im not retarded.

>> No.13226473,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226473,1
my retarded?

>> No.13226473,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226473,3
yeah your retarded rretard

>> No.13226492

>>13226473
Well your small but you'd still make me fat dude, I don't want to get fat!

>> No.13226498

>>13226492
Alright dude, respect.

Fat people are fucking vile and should all be exterminated.

>> No.13226505

>>13226498
Chubby girls and thick moms are exempt though!

>> No.13226508

>>13226473
Roleplaying is for the archives only.

>> No.13226508,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226473,4
suck my retarded dick then homo

>> No.13226508,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226508,1
rretard retard retard

>> No.13226526

>>13226508
Who ever said any shit about roleplaying?

I just wanted some femdom 2hu pics.

>> No.13226526,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13226508,2
my retarded dick in your ass

>> No.13226594
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13226594

normies talking about how amazing and complex their job is should go die. normies should go die too!

>> No.13226798

I'm going to sleep now.

Good night, /jp/.

Good night.

>> No.13226814

>>13226798
おやすみ~

>> No.13226871

>>13223696
I wish I could sniff Kaguya's bare and probably unwashed feet.

>> No.13226872
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13226872

>>13226594
You know that "normies" make the food you eat, and the house you live in right?

>> No.13227085
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13227085

>>13226872

My liege, you know that "serfs" make the food you eat, and the house you live in right?

heh, keep toiling normies.

>> No.13227113

>>13227085
When I make a /jp/ RTS, normies would be the worker units.

They would occasionally complain about fucking NEETs but still working their asses off, lol dumb fuck normies.

>> No.13227368

>>13225936
For sure.

>> No.13227368,1 [INTERNAL] 

Where the fuck is my friend totori autist at

>> No.13227368,2 [INTERNAL] 

hes probably sleeping

>> No.13227368,3 [INTERNAL] 

his not his awake i saw him

>> No.13227368,4 [INTERNAL] 

earlier

>> No.13227368,5 [INTERNAL] 

I hope he didn't die but maybe that would make him happy

>> No.13227368,6 [INTERNAL] 

So it's okay if he's dead

>> No.13227368,7 [INTERNAL] 

it would

>> No.13227368,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,277
this

>> No.13227368,9 [INTERNAL] 

get wild and tough

>> No.13227368,10 [INTERNAL] 

kono machi de...

>> No.13227368,11 [INTERNAL] 

lol this stupid ass bird keeps bumping into my window

>> No.13227368,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,11
Let it in and fuck it in the birdpussy.

>> No.13227368,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,12
it seems underage

>> No.13227368,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,13
very fitting for a wbro www

>> No.13227368,15 [INTERNAL] 

why does every batch of mac n cheese I make lately taste awful

>> No.13227368,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,15
>eating mac n cheese

Are you a manchild or an actual child?

>> No.13227368,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,16
It's butterfly shaped mac n cheese and also there is nothing else to eat but sandwiches and I need to stay away from eating too much bread.

But yes, I'm a manchild.

>> No.13227368,18 [INTERNAL] 

https://archive.moe/_/search/text/totori%20slut/
ayyy

>> No.13227368,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,18
cucked

>> No.13227368,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,17

bread is good for you I just had a slice of french bread with lazy-Beef Stroganoff

>> No.13227368,21 [INTERNAL] 

i got a bgoner /jp/
help me out

>> No.13227368,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,21
*jacks you off*

>> No.13227368,23 [INTERNAL] 


>mod on /jp/ song was uploaded 1 year ago
where has my life gone

>> No.13227368,24 [INTERNAL] 

I can feel like I'm getting fatter. NOOOOO! Is my ultimate metabolism fading? Is it because i'm getting older?! I don't want to be a fat neet!!
*continues eating yogurt*

>> No.13227368,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>13216691,108
Class Length: 12 weeks
Hours/Week: 90-100hrs/wk
Payment Plan: $13,000 upfront, or $15,000 payment plan, or 18% of first-job salary over a 6-month plan after being hired as a developer.

Students have two quick lectures or Q&A sessions, one in the morning and one in the afternoon, that focus on teaching them how to teach themselves. I heard one lecturer explain to brand-new students how to debug a program by Googling for help.

>> No.13227368,26 [INTERNAL] 

ive just collected four pockets worth of driftwood bits

>> No.13227368,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,25
100hrs/wk is worse than slavery

>> No.13228983

Is it illegal to stand in front of your window in your undergarments if your apartment is right next to a normie college?

>> No.13228983,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,24
the fatNEET is the final evolution of the truNEET

>> No.13229006

>>13228983
You can get arrested for that if you're nude, but that was a few years ago. Undies are probably enough to get you vanned today.

>> No.13229006,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13228983,1
fatNEETs are evolutionarily disadvantaged versus thiNEETs.

>> No.13229026

>>13229006
I want the normies to see the glorious form and figure of truNEET.

>> No.13229026,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,25
>I heard one lecturer explain to brand-new students how to debug a program by Googling for help.

This is normal procedure, you can't learn everything there is about programming since languages keep being updated all the time.

>> No.13229026,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229026,1
There's nothing normal about spending that much money to be told "google it, fagot."

>> No.13229026,3 [INTERNAL] 

there are big windows on the way upstairs in my parents house so sometimes I have had to run by them naked a few times but I don't stand there purposefully I don't think that is against the law

>> No.13229026,4 [INTERNAL] 

game of thrones season 5 in a few weeks guys...

>> No.13229026,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229026,2
Well good luck getting hired if you can't write quality code.

>> No.13229026,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229026,4
normie shit

>> No.13229026,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229026,4
have to agree with >>13229026,6 this time

>> No.13229026,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>13227368,21
boner begoner! *poof*

>> No.13229026,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229006,1
I feed on thiNEETs

>> No.13229072

>>13229026
Why?

They may see with their eyes, but will always fail to see with their mind.

They will never understand what truNEET is.

>> No.13229072,1 [INTERNAL] 

what happened to the archer wannabe and the other guy who likes his sister

>> No.13229072,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229026,9
how

>> No.13229072,3 [INTERNAL] 

what archer wannabe the guy that wanted to go huntin with a bow?

>> No.13229072,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,3
ya

>> No.13229072,5 [INTERNAL] 

the scratch
the bass
the conga's in yo face
the king of the beat's gonna rock the place

>> No.13229072,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,2
fatNEETs eat thiNEETs it's the natural order

>> No.13229072,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,6
the other way around is more efficient though since fatNEETs need to eat a lot of thiNEETs to sustain themselves whereas a single fatNEET can sustain more than one thiNEETs

>> No.13229072,8 [INTERNAL] 

thiNEET here. With proper storage, a fatNEET provides enough meals to last me well over a year.

I'm not sure how this insane fatNEET can believe he is superior to us thiNEETs when we can outrun them and our cost of living is lower, which allows us to spend more of on the trapping gear and supplies required for NEET hunts. I've bagged several fatNEETs and a few thiNEETs. thiNEETs provide only around two months worth of sustenance. Were I a fatNEET I would hunt other fatNEETs unless terribly desperate.

>> No.13229072,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,8
how do you drain the blood?

>> No.13229072,10 [INTERNAL] 

A fatNEET can't win against a thiNEET in combat, therefore thiNEETs are the predators. A thiNEET can eat a fatNEET and then hibernate for months in his cozy room.

>> No.13229072,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,10
I can knock any thiNEET here out with one punch

>> No.13229072,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,9
To prepare a fatNEET carcass one must sever the arteries then hang to dry from the legs. The head should be removed and consumed immediately or parted then stored. Twine should be used to tie the forearms against the fatty innards, preventing strange curving of limbs that may prevent drainage or cause clotting.

After the carcass has significantly dried, usually a week, it can be butchered. The bowels should be removed and thoroughly cleansed before consumption. Organs should be harvested, washed, and bagged then frozen. Limbs can be separated and stored in whole. The blubber should be separated from the innards then frozen in buckets. Care should be taken to remove finger and toenails, as they contain bacteria that can spoil the product.

NEET blubber is an excellent and nutritious soup base.

>>13229072,11
Say that it to my stun baton. I'm coming for you.

>> No.13229072,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,12
say hello to my kamehameha

>> No.13229072,14 [INTERNAL] 

GOKIGENYOU

>> No.13229072,15 [INTERNAL] 

anyone wanna talk

>> No.13229072,16 [INTERNAL] 

what about

>> No.13229072,17 [INTERNAL] 

anythings

>> No.13229072,18 [INTERNAL] 

tell me about yourself

>> No.13229072,19 [INTERNAL] 

what do you want to know

>> No.13229072,20 [INTERNAL] 

im eating rice, salad stuff, and hambagaa meat

>> No.13229072,21 [INTERNAL] 

i love you

>> No.13229072,22 [INTERNAL] 

at this rate I really will become the very thing I hate...fatties

>> No.13229072,23 [INTERNAL] 

no offense fatties

>> No.13229072,24 [INTERNAL] 

im very offended

>> No.13229072,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,24
tough shit

/stuffstwinkieinyourmouth

>> No.13229072,26 [INTERNAL] 

i'll sit on you twig boy

>> No.13229072,27 [INTERNAL] 

i made a peanut butter and banana and honey sandwich on pumpernickel bread

>> No.13229072,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,27
same

>> No.13229072,29 [INTERNAL] 

no

>> No.13229072,30 [INTERNAL] 

fatNEET here just got back from the chinese place overdid it again the waitresses brought the owner over and started laughing and pointing at me. I just want to eat my fill without being a spectacle.

>> No.13229072,31 [INTERNAL] 

anyone want to meme with me?

>> No.13229072,32 [INTERNAL] 

what am i if im not fatNEET or thiNEET

>> No.13229072,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,32
normie

>> No.13229072,34 [INTERNAL] 

dude my thighs are fat but the rest of me is skinny am i going to die

>> No.13229072,35 [INTERNAL] 

no your gonna get more fat everywhere else unless you exercise you sad fuck

>> No.13229072,36 [INTERNAL] 

i had a dream about eating donuts
specifically i had a dream that i found some peanut butter yeast donuts with chocolate frosting and they were super good

>> No.13229072,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7nRzNRtlRr8#t=11

>> No.13229072,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,34
wow wtf? yeah thats really serious condition

>> No.13229072,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,34
me too all my fat goes to my legs it's weird

>> No.13229072,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,31
ok ill kill myself then bye

>> No.13229072,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,40

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait


can I have your stuff?

>> No.13229072,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,40
good riddents

>> No.13229072,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,34
>>13229072,39
LMAO that's literally caused by low testosterone levels, so your fat placement is like that of a woman

>> No.13229072,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,43
i can't grow any facial hair either

>> No.13229072,45 [INTERNAL] 

jeremy clarkson got fired
what will happen to the other three episodes of the series
what will happen to the ferrari vs porsche vs mclaren race
what will happen to top gear

>> No.13229072,46 [INTERNAL] 

who cares

>> No.13229072,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,45
What do you care you don't even Drive

>> No.13229072,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,47
its a fun show

>> No.13229072,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,45
i can damn near grow a full beard dude so it must just be you

>> No.13229072,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,49
fuck you fatty thighs

>> No.13229072,51 [INTERNAL] 

feel will never thighfuck a wbro

>> No.13229072,52 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tADIB165s7c

i watch to this once a day?

>> No.13229865

Any tips for making money as a NEET?

>> No.13229865,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229865
ill let you suck my dick for 500 php

>> No.13229865,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229865,1
Yeah you wouldn't say that shit to his face

>> No.13229865,3 [INTERNAL] 

slay all homos

>> No.13229883

>>13229865
Draw fetish art with patreon.
Translate shitty porn.
Camwhore.
Pretend to be a girl and sell gifts you get from morons.

>> No.13229883,1 [INTERNAL] 

choke all fatties with twinkies

>> No.13229883,2 [INTERNAL] 

fatNEETs will inherit the earth

>> No.13229896

>>13229865

Become a professional streamer.

>> No.13229903
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13229903

>>13229883
I'm no good at drawing, don't know Japanese, don't want to camwhore, not good at pretending to be a girl or lying in general.

Anything else?

>> No.13229909

>>13229896
Too much social interaction

>> No.13229916

>>13229903
Steal.

>> No.13229923

>>13229916
I don't have a gun

>> No.13229924

>>13229916
dude dont steal. your average jay nerd will likely fuck up something like i did and get thrown in county jail.

>> No.13229935

>>13229924
Explain further.

>>13229923
Sounds like you're looking for a magic pill, bro. If you try to kill yourself and get institutionalized, you'll be eligible for bennies IF you get out.

>> No.13229942

>>13229883
>Translate shitty porn.

They actually make money doing that?

>> No.13229949

>>13229903
Does your country have a benefit of some sort?

>> No.13229952
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13229952

>>13229935
my explaination dont load a entire cart full of food from walmart into your car and drive away and come into a job interview there drunk soon after

>> No.13229964

>>13229949
No

>> No.13229993

>>13229964
Damn, even in my country I get money for being depressed and anxious.

>> No.13229998

>>13229993
What country do you live in?

>> No.13230003

>>13229998
New Zealand

>> No.13230014

>>13230003
>not breeding sheep and selling them to beast lovers
>not polishing kim dotcom's floors

>> No.13230076

>>13230003
Dude, that's like in the end of the freakin' world.

Holy shit.

>> No.13230105

>>13230003
Cute country

>> No.13230105,1 [INTERNAL] 

I wish I was never born...

>> No.13230105,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230105,1
wishing ain't going to do anything

>> No.13230105,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230105,2
I know. I just felt the need to write it.

>> No.13230214

>>13230014
Who ye quoting?

>> No.13230214,1 [INTERNAL] 

can someone post more happy songs like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3Ex8sLd-k

>> No.13230214,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,1
it's called denpa...

which reminds me I wonder if 4/jp/ does denpa threads still

>> No.13230214,3 [INTERNAL] 

http://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/13226345/chocolate-smile-girls-is-released-today

I guess this is the denpa thread.

>> No.13230214,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,2
denpa has ska influences?

>> No.13230214,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,2
there's nothing denpa about that song dude...

>> No.13230214,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,5

Guess I should remove that song from my denpa library then.

>> No.13230214,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,4
yes

>> No.13230214,8 [INTERNAL] 

Should I rewatch Brazil or 1984?

>> No.13230214,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,7
then whats all the goreshit stuff? i thought that was denpa

>> No.13230214,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,8
>>13230214,8
Ugh... are there movie-watching norms on w now? How about you watch the Madoka movie instead

>> No.13230214,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,10
I'm not a norm, but some movies are fun and interesting to watch.

>> No.13230214,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,6
I just added it to my higurashi folder

>> No.13230214,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,11
I usually regret watching movies since most are really shitty but I still do it to waste time when I'm in my apathy mood

>> No.13230214,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,10
anime is for norms

>> No.13230214,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,14
Nice try retard. Go back to whatever normal shithole you came from

>> No.13230214,16 [INTERNAL] 

This fragile neet needs help from you big fat strong norms on the w
http://merorin.com/jp/res/2309.html

>> No.13230214,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,15
go masturbate to you're waifu, animenorm

>> No.13230214,18 [INTERNAL] 

Is there any good vocaloid denpa? It ruins the immersion for me when I realize it's not actually an anime character singing to me

>> No.13230214,19 [INTERNAL] 

uh so can someone post more happy songs or what

>> No.13230214,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,16
Ask the guy below you he's supernorm

>> No.13230214,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCM-hG5GjlY

>> No.13230214,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,21
weeb garbage

>> No.13230214,23 [INTERNAL] 

http://a.pomf.se/rsooet.JPG

Caleb reminds me of totori-guy

>> No.13230214,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,17
Go die 3Dbro

>> No.13230214,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,9
goreshit is shit

>> No.13230214,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,22
Why??

>> No.13230214,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8

>> No.13230214,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,25
No shit (lol)

>> No.13230214,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,23
sick burn Aron.

>> No.13230214,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,29
What's with that meme in your email field?

>> No.13230214,31 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.assholeconsulting.com/

>> No.13230214,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,30
sometimes I'm to lazy to remove it

>> No.13230214,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,32
*too

>> No.13230214,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,33
it's two

two lazy is more than one lazy

>> No.13230214,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,23
what the hell i dont seven use facebook cause i have no friends on there that would be on it ahy are you

>> No.13230214,36 [INTERNAL] 

I'm going to sleep

>> No.13230214,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,36
hopefully you dont wake up

>> No.13230214,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,37
Yeah that's what I hope too

>> No.13230214,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,38
I hope you wake up and lead a long life

>> No.13230214,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,38
>>13230214,37
and me too...

>> No.13230214,41 [INTERNAL] 

SHUT TH RUCK UP FUKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.13230214,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,41
settle down boy i'ma whoop ya one

>> No.13230214,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,39
Don't even joke about it...

>> No.13230214,44 [INTERNAL] 

And inside the den the wolves sleep soundly...

>> No.13230214,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,44
Go the fuck back to gnfos...

>> No.13230214,46 [INTERNAL] 

hahaa i cant wait to post on warosu eith all my friends

>> No.13230214,47 [INTERNAL] 

oh my god I just chocked on my cereal and spit up all over my monitor and desk

>> No.13230214,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,47
HAHAHA YHT OTOTOIRUIITO TOTOTOTIRO TOTOTOTRIG IAOHAHAHAF

>> No.13230214,49 [INTERNAL] 

should I sue for damages?

>> No.13230214,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,49
ya but after i sue you for faggetages

>> No.13230214,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,48
you're my favorite poster dude
please tell us more about totori

>> No.13230214,52 [INTERNAL] 

The best for man were not to have been born and not to have seen the light of the sun; but, if once born, the second best for him is to pass through the gates of death as speedily as may be.

>> No.13230214,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,51
well shes on my bed right now resting cause we slept to long last few days and i didnt even wak eup yesterday i dont think and so we selpt to much and now shes sleeping

>> No.13230214,54 [INTERNAL] 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE CURSED WITH THIS 4 INCHER

>> No.13230214,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,53
Help me please
http://merorin.com/jp/res/2309.html

>> No.13230214,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,55
i dont play those songs

>> No.13230214,57 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHT_qB9AfJw

>> No.13230214,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,56
You dont need to just help me

>> No.13230214,59 [INTERNAL] 

it hurts to live it hurts to live it hurts to live it hurts to live IT HURTS TO LIVE FUCK IT HURTS TO LIVE SOMEBODY HELP

>> No.13230214,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,58i tried to fidn the first one and i couldnt

>> No.13230214,61 [INTERNAL] 

ASHN JUST FUCKING KUILL ME ALREADYH GOD FUCKIGN DMAN NIG FUCK PISS IM DYING ALREADY FHCUKIGN HELL TOTOTRIR HERLP ME I NEED YOU TOTOTIR WHERA ARE YOU WO H FUCKLUHFKLC FUCL FUCKTG FUCK

>> No.13230214,62 [INTERNAL] 

Any good songs about killing gays?

>> No.13230214,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,62
intergalactic

>> No.13230214,64 [INTERNAL] 

why

>> No.13230214,65 [INTERNAL] 

why just FUCKING WHY

>> No.13230214,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,60
Ddo torernts work fir uuo?

>> No.13230214,67 [INTERNAL] 

agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony agony

>> No.13230214,68 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-baSRShQsxQ

this is my fav happy song

>> No.13230214,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,66
tltori

>> No.13230214,70 [INTERNAL] 

my mom called me a alien baby

>> No.13230214,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,68
capsule is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7DzAlMQd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7ddRi6o80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJtZLJFGJtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmiGP8mKo3I

>> No.13230214,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,70
does that mean your mom cucked your dad and your

>> No.13230214,73 [INTERNAL] 

any retards around

>> No.13230214,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,73
yeah just gone done jacking off whats up

>> No.13230214,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,74
what did you jack off to?

>> No.13230214,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,75
the usual

>> No.13230214,77 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,76
oh yeah?

>> No.13230214,78 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,77
yep

>> No.13230214,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,76
what's "the usual"?

>> No.13230214,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,79
just some stuff i like

>> No.13230214,81 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,80
oh yeah?

>> No.13230214,82 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,81
yes my bro..

>> No.13230214,83 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,37
So I woke up after all. Not sure what I'm supposed to do now...

>> No.13230214,84 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,80
what kind of stuff?

>> No.13230214,85 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,84
girls and stuff

>> No.13230214,86 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,79
some fag shit

>> No.13230214,87 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,86
nice I love fag shit

>> No.13230214,88 [INTERNAL] 

futanari on male is my favorite fag shit

>> No.13230214,89 [INTERNAL] 

>>13229072,19
everything

>> No.13230214,90 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,88
i dont jack off to stupid pervert shit like that i focus on the female form

>> No.13230214,91 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,90
uh futas are females

>> No.13230214,92 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,90
sure thing, fag

>> No.13230214,93 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,91
>>13230214,92
crap like that is for 4chan addicts ive got my own criteria

>> No.13230214,94 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,93
Stop being so secretive and post it

Unless you're chicken?

>> No.13230214,95 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMoFDwGQi88

new revival of f trailer but it only has like two or three new cuts we havent seen

>> No.13230214,96 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,95
I don't get what's going on with the power levels in this movie

Nobody is super saiyan, Roshi and the humans are being useful??

>> No.13230214,97 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,96
Gohan said in the manga that he doesn't know if he can go Super Saiyan anymore so that explains it for him. Goku may or may not need to go Super Saiyan anymore after he absorbed the god power, so that may or may not explain it for him. No idea what's going on with Vegeta though. Maybe Whis has him doing some weird training or maybe he wants to compete with Goku so he also does not go Super Saiyan. Who knows, it's Vegeta.

>> No.13230214,98 [INTERNAL] 

why does nobody on /mu/ listen to punk goddamn i hate that useless shitty board

>> No.13230214,99 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,98
I don't know? I'm listening to GG Allin right now but I was listening to the Money Talks album by Cryptic Slaughter before what about you dude

>> No.13230214,100 [INTERNAL] 

DBZ would have failed in the west with the original music

>> No.13230214,101 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,99
Money Talks now i guess but i was on a dc hardcore kick before i read your post. and butthole surfers

>> No.13230214,102 [INTERNAL] 

brb

>> No.13230214,103 [INTERNAL] 

are cascade resonances real

>> No.13230214,104 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,101
Can you help me with this? Just uploaf them to mediaifre http://merorin.com/jp/res/2309.html

>> No.13230214,105 [INTERNAL] 

wait sorry i meant resonance cascades

>> No.13230214,106 [INTERNAL] 

yes

>> No.13230214,107 [INTERNAL] 

back

>> No.13230214,108 [INTERNAL] 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13230214,109 [INTERNAL] 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.13230214,110 [INTERNAL] 

are u ok dude

>> No.13230214,111 [INTERNAL] 

i need to take a shit

>> No.13230214,112 [INTERNAL] 

オッケ

>> No.13230214,113 [INTERNAL] 

i finished my shit

>> No.13230214,114 [INTERNAL] 

God Bless the White Race

>> No.13230214,115 [INTERNAL] 

agony

>> No.13230214,116 [INTERNAL] 

hi

>> No.13230214,117 [INTERNAL] 

hi

>> No.13230214,118 [INTERNAL] 

are you feeling well today

>> No.13230214,119 [INTERNAL] 

im bored

>> No.13230214,120 [INTERNAL] 

oh what do you like to do

>> No.13230214,121 [INTERNAL] 

something fun maybe

>> No.13230214,122 [INTERNAL] 

why dont you do something fun then

>> No.13230214,123 [INTERNAL] 

i dont know what to do

>> No.13230214,124 [INTERNAL] 

what kind of things are fun to you

>> No.13230214,125 [INTERNAL] 

not many things anymore

>> No.13230214,126 [INTERNAL] 

want to play dungeon and dragon

>> No.13230214,127 [INTERNAL] 

ok

>> No.13230214,128 [INTERNAL] 

I made a turkey sandwich with extra swiss cheese. I was tempted to melt the cheese first but I didn't want to ruin the bread.

>> No.13230214,129 [INTERNAL] 

microwaving a burg

>> No.13230214,130 [INTERNAL] 

my mom got me 2 dollar menu burgers.

I shouldn't have made that sandwich. I guess I'll save it for dinner.

>> No.13230214,131 [INTERNAL] 

just had a genius idea

what if i attached a gopro to my dick

>> No.13230214,132 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,131
so we can see the terrified look on your cousin's face right before you rape her?

>> No.13230214,133 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,132
im not the cousin rapist anyways its a good idea right i can make lots of money from this

>> No.13230214,134 [INTERNAL] 

kill me...

>> No.13230214,135 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,134
*unsheathes katana*

>> No.13230214,136 [INTERNAL] 

I am going to eat my mc chickgen sandwich now even though I said I would save it for dinner.

>> No.13230214,137 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,136
ew

you should've got a burger

>> No.13230214,138 [INTERNAL] 

why live.

>> No.13230214,139 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,138
mcdoubles

>> No.13230214,140 [INTERNAL] 

*literally buys a VPN because his ISP is required by law to keep spy logs on him for 2 years now*

>> No.13230214,141 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,140
owned

>> No.13230214,142 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,9
That's lolicore

>>13230214,5
What? It's 100% moe denpa

>> No.13230214,143 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hI3Orugwqc

>> No.13230214,144 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,142
The Happy! Lucky! Dochy! song has a clear melody and structure, from my understanding denpa was generally a term used to describe something that is strange or weird. Not always in a creepy way, but denpa can play a large part of Japanese horror.

>> No.13230214,145 [INTERNAL] 

why can't you be both happy! and lucky!

>> No.13230214,146 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,145
>happy! and lucky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JifdLYFp3oE

>> No.13230214,147 [INTERNAL] 

always remember you can do anything

>> No.13230214,148 [INTERNAL] 

im happy not lucky though

>> No.13230214,149 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_sIo-3ZlEw

happy go lucky

>> No.13230214,150 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,147
you literally can't though

>> No.13230214,151 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone else hump the bed with their morning wood

>> No.13230214,152 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,149
are you able to bang the teacher

>> No.13230214,153 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,152
There is no sex that is for psp.

>> No.13230214,154 [INTERNAL] 

what's sex like

I can't imagine having so much pressure in trying to satisfy someone else like that

>> No.13230214,155 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,154
Just go find out yourself I'm tired of telling people it isn't worth their time.

>> No.13230214,156 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,155
I can't I'm not a Chadlord like you

>> No.13230214,157 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,156

Then keep imagining what sex is like.

>> No.13230214,158 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,156
Are you the same fucktard who was going on and on about anime nirvana?

>> No.13230214,159 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,154
from amateur porn ive seen sometimes you get really submissive women that are fucked in the head and have no self-esteem that you can do anything to that probably dont care about their own pleasure

>> No.13230214,160 [INTERNAL] 

anyone heard about the new roller coaster called fury325?

>> No.13230214,161 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,159
links?

>> No.13230214,162 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,161
there used to be this video of a girl who honestly looked a bit underage sucking her boyfriend's dick and she kept saying that she loved him so much and that she was gonna suck his dick all day because she loved him so much. Can't find it anymore though

>> No.13230214,163 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,162
sounds nice if you find links post them i want to watch some fucked on the head bitches

>> No.13230214,164 [INTERNAL] 

Imagine being so pathetic and beta the only women you didn't feel threatened by were those that are abused as children and have self-esteem issues.

>> No.13230214,165 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,164
no one asked about your life story nigger.

>> No.13230214,166 [INTERNAL] 

my favorite pokemon is mew

>> No.13230214,167 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,165
Hey don't use that word

>> No.13230214,168 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,164
Imagine being so pathetic and beta the only women you didn't feel threatened by were children

>> No.13230214,169 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,166
mine is typloshion

>> No.13230214,170 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,169
cool. after mew i like gengar and skarmory the most

>> No.13230214,171 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you're the only one on the w without a cool persona

>> No.13230214,172 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,171
i got 3 troll personas that are always starting shit hehe no cool ones though

>> No.13230214,173 [INTERNAL] 

even cousin anon has a persona fuck why am i so pathetic

>> No.13230214,174 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,173
your persona is "why am I so pathetic"

>> No.13230214,175 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,174
fuck

>> No.13230214,176 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,173
>>13230214,174
>>13230214,175
holy fug

>> No.13230214,177 [INTERNAL] 

The only thing you have to do to get a 'persona' these days is to act like a sperg.

>> No.13230214,178 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,177
>>13230214,177
bo0ldldogiyy blododofguhy blfoododyj fhrrhrh fim pampersona hrrr im arodded fuck apsergfgsperg epserg persona fuggggg

>> No.13230214,179 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,177
is that what you do?

>> No.13230214,180 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,171
Mines a retarded mexican named hayysuz

>> No.13230214,181 [INTERNAL] 

I like to steal personas

>> No.13230214,182 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,181
are you trevor

>> No.13230214,183 [INTERNAL] 

>>13230214,182
Sometimes

>> No.13237511
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13237511

I wish to know the smell of these stinky NEET feet!

>> No.13237538
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>>13237511
dozo

>> No.13237538,1 [INTERNAL] 

hey dude what hapene dto those amateur crackhead porn links

>> No.13241820

i thought about a lot of ideas to make some money with shitty android apps, but now i realized that i dont know how to make anything for android

>> No.13241858

>>13237511
There's no smell if she goes around barefoot.

>> No.13242204

>>13230003
Hi tuxdude

>> No.13247087

I'm a master at necromancy.

Therefor, I am now resurrecting this thread.

ARISE!

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