Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:54:35 No.13217966 [Reply] [Original]

Making a new thread at the request of the old one.

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:57:12 No.13217969 >>13217966 fucking finally

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:57:52 No.13217970 File: 197 KB, 1824x749, What a strawman is.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for strawman containment. If you feel like someone is strawmanning you refer to this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:58:07 No.13217973 File: 857 KB, 899x1000, 1363486889.jassbefrold_cocfinal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13217966 Third for things that could have and should have been better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:59:09 No.13217975 >Other thread is still up Mods pls delete duplicate thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 01:59:19 No.13217975,1 die faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:00:30 No.13217979 File: 220 KB, 800x1200, two filthy monoeyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fifth for bullying monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:00:36 No.13217980 >>13217975 We'll be using this one in a minute. Chill your roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:00:38 No.13217981 >>13217973 Delicious brown cowgirl was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:02:09 No.13217986 >Had new OP ready to go with OC >Some faggot posts a Tanuki OP while the old thread is still up Meh, fuck it. Thread can live without new shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:02:13 No.13217987 File: 67 KB, 1254x922, Piestrong and Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to support Piestrong and Dragon's pizzerias. Don't go to those shithole pizza joints like Manticore or Matango's.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:03:09 No.13217990 >>13217987 It's a funny feeling whenever someone else posts one of my screencaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:03:14 No.13217991 >>13217986 You did take a grand while. Can you at least imgur it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:04:09 No.13217992 >>13217991 Why the fuck would I do that? It's not like there's an image restriction now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:04:15 No.13217993 >>13217990 We all feel that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:04:51 No.13217994 >>13217973 >monsterboys >furry

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:05:19 No.13217995 >>13217986 >>13217992 Oh get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:05:23 No.13217996 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, Love can keep us together~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13217992 Then can you please post it? Please?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:06:50 No.13217999 >>13217996 Hellhound-sama is sure to win the talent show!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:07:02 No.13218000 >>13217994 Hence lamenting over what could have been and a lesson to why we must remain vigilant, abrasive and insular.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:07:11 No.13218001 >>13217996 Fine, I will. When the old thread actually dies. Waited this long already for that reason, so I'll continue to do so even if it's not the OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:07:45 No.13218003 >>13217999 Only because she is seducing the judges behind the scenes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:08:18 No.13218006 >>13218001 Then I'll wait for it eagerly. >>13217999 But she's not at any talent show, and the winner for that was a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:09:20 No.13218009 >>13217999 Too bad that one human boy keeps heckling her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:09:26 No.13218010 >>13218000 You can report the faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:09:55 No.13218012 >>13218009 He just wants to be raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:12:10 No.13218016 >>13218012 That's sexist anon, not every human boy wants to be raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:13:02 No.13218017 >>13218016 But then how are we supposed to level up?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:13:43 No.13218018 >>13217966 Do you think Mamizou can fly with her tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:14:04 No.13218019 >>13218017 Smite the evil, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:15:38 No.13218020 >>13218017 Schlick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:16:06 No.13218023 >>13218018 She's magic. Of course she can.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:16:14 No.13218024
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Medusa seems a little neglected, aren't they like one of the first MGs out there

what do you think of them,

I mean if they are not all about turning people into stone because fucking magic bs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:16:42 No.13218025 >>13217986 What else would you expect from a Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:18:20 No.13218028 >>13218024 One could argue the first monstergirl was Tiamat in the Babylonian creation myth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:18:43 No.13218029 File: 1.36 MB, 2000x2500, 1418064204557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218024 Pat the Pythons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:19:04 No.13218032 >>13218024 Gorgons are among the first monster girls in history. They will always have a place in my heart/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:20:07 No.13218035 >>13218024 Man, actual snakes creep me the fuck out. I just couldn't deal with Medusa. >>13218028 >Tiamat No please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:21:34 No.13218036 >>13218024 that one is cute cant say the same for the torpedo tits however

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:21:50 No.13218037 >>13218035 >no please Why not? She gave birth to numerous monsters like Echidna in Greek/Roman Mythos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:22:27 No.13218038 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oomukade are for cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:23:37 No.13218040 File: 523 KB, 884x1000, 258_lavagolem_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Molten love is underrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:24:13 No.13218041 >>13218038 I want to cuddle her with as many legs on my body as will fit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:28:44 No.13218047 >>13218040 Would study her geology.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:31:24 No.13218051 File: 58 KB, 343x338, Sexing the waifu slightly more clean version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow love is best love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:33:48 No.13218054 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1700, 49388305_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? She'll huff and puff and blow you down~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:35:29 No.13218056 >>13218051 I want to make her happy for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:36:00 No.13218059 >>13218054 >not awoo~ Awoo~

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:36:36 No.13218061
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Spaceworms!

http://pastebin.com/9Hk3ypjQ

Update starts at 577. This brings us to the end of chapter 1. I meant to get this out Wednesday but it ended up taking longer than expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:39:20 No.13218064 >>13218051 >tfw no nerdy crow tengu in your class to bully. >you'll never make fun of her weird hat and call her a bookworm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:41:41 No.13218072 File: 65 KB, 360x450, urca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218064 >ever wanting to bully pure love I hope eros curses you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:44:29 No.13218075 >>13218072 Oh, guess I'll just bully the short, chubby P'Orc then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:44:56 No.13218076 File: 120 KB, 610x800, 1424625288984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you bullied any Elves lately?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:47:22 No.13218078 >>13218076 I want to make sure she dies alone and unloved

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:47:28 No.13218079 >>13218076 I would very much like to.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:48:30 No.13218081 >>13218076 Yeah, for being called 'Knife Ears' their ears aren't very good at cutting bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:48:56 No.13218083 >>13218061 Cool update overall, can't wait to read on further. I wish there was an Anubis who liked staring at my butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:49:15 No.13218084 File: 396 KB, 998x1370, Aegis, Reset, and Breeding Swine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218078 >Reset >Alone an unloved Impossible. Her mother on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:50:37 No.13218086 >>13218078 That's just plain mean, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:51:12 No.13218087 >>13218076 I gently turned down her confession and told her she was a good friend but my heart was elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:51:59 No.13218088 >>13218061 I fucking knew it >knowledge of Egyptian mythology useful for the first time ever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:52:18 No.13218089 >>13218086 Elves don't deserve to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:52:28 No.13218090 >>13218087 >friendzoning Jesus Christ, you're an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:54:54 No.13218094 >>13218061 Wonderful twist at the end there, really leaves me excited for the next installment.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:55:06 No.13218095

>>13218076
Yes. I have stolen my Elf classmate's swimwear and ejaculated into the crotch during lunch break. Now she has to take swim class with my slimy jizz soaking into her tiny vulva. Maybe I'll cum into her lunch tomorrow. Sometimes I even take the chance to grope her in crowds. Once I followed her into the subway and touched her butt and hips during the trip.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:56:03 No.13218096 >>13218095 It's all fun and games until she walks up to you with a pregnancy test like in AA2.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:57:12 No.13218097 >>13218096 But she doesn't know it's me. ...Does she? Can Elves smell whose cum it is?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:58:22 No.13218101 >>13218097 They just know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 02:58:48 No.13218102 >>13218097 No. Their ears act like spirit energy radar and can discern between individuals.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:04:15 No.13218109 >>13218102 Then, that time she had a fever and I jacked off into her ear in the infirmary...?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:07:05 No.13218113 >>13218109 Expect the royal court to escort you to your new abode soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:09:30 No.13218119 >>13217973 Harpy and her daughterus are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:10:33 No.13218121 Night all, don't burn down the thread. New story is 100% edited and will be uploaded/posted tomorrow. I don't have high hopes for this one, something feels wrong with it but I can't figure out what it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:11:01 No.13218123 File: 717 KB, 980x1411, 1425618653865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218054 Wolf a shit Enjoy getting rekt by humans

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:12:11 No.13218124 >>13218121 But the phoenixes are molting! It burns like hellfire all around me but they look so ADORABLE in their colorful new feathers!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:12:29 No.13218126 >>13218054 remember to spay your wolves before they hit puberty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:13:42 No.13218131 >>13218113 Elves are truly horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:16:19 No.13218137 >>13218126 I want to take in a spayed Werewolf and try to heal her shattered mind with my love, even if she can't ever give me puppies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:17:04 No.13218142 WOOP-WOOP! THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:17:20 No.13218143 >>13218137 Mamano Mana

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:19:32 No.13218147 File: 30 KB, 369x427, 1393017070206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218142 187 on an undercover cop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:21:05 No.13218151 >>13218147 I want to fuck Muromi's slutty cloaca with all my dolphin buddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:22:27 No.13218154 >>13218061 Wait Hold the fucking phone Did that Holst just slip in a puddle of asspussy juice?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:22:58 No.13218156 >>13218151 The best you could do is fertilize her eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:24:14 No.13218159 File: 42 KB, 450x400, f821188058ba3ea4c704ca7cf3686090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:26:28 No.13218162 >>13218061 Thanks for the update. I thought it might be more contrived than it was. So are they really just shipping them off to another galaxy? Seems like a primitive way of space travel for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:32:28 No.13218173 >>13218154 >Reread that part >Reread end of previous update kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:34:04 No.13218177 File: 713 KB, 2835x1300, 1400302517094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218121 I hope you like your threads extra crispy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:34:50 No.13218179 >>13218124 Give them head pats and cuddles, they need them Itll be up at noon EST, I will let all of you judge it then

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:39:17 No.13218193 >>13218177 >Literal cosplaying

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:42:35 No.13218203

>>13218075
> Not wanting to befriend the lonely P'orc, acting comfortable around her so as to foster a friendship
> not wanting to make yourself her sole confidant and amigo
> not wanting to discuss other girls and ask for 'tips' on how to approach them just to see her cringe and her heart break a little more.
> not wanting to understand that she's trying to make a move on you, but ignore and deny it anyway, just to see her squirm
physical bullying < psychological bullying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:44:01 No.13218210 >>13218177 >ara ara milf smoking and blowing smoke in my face

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:44:43 No.13218211 File: 233 KB, 742x1077, 1360991519235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218193 I just wanted to post an image, pls no bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:45:27 No.13218212 File: 220 KB, 403x331, Gigai anal ramifications.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218211 I'll bully you as much as I please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:46:40 No.13218217 >>13218203 It's even better if you get drunk one night and fuck her on the rebound like an onahole and tell her you regret it and you'd prefer not to hurt your friendship in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:48:08 No.13218220 >>13218217 > giving her what she wants for one night This is successful bullying how?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:48:52 No.13218222 >>13218189 >http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB Is Philosowurm gonna get Hatefugged in her flashback, and her storytelling turn lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:49:09 No.13218224 Reposting: new Philosowurm at line 287. http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:49:51 No.13218225 >>13218220 She'll get her hopes up and be devastated when she won't be getting it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:50:00 No.13218226 >>13218001 So where's that OC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:50:18 No.13218227 >>13218222 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:50:19 No.13218228 >>13218224 My thoughts. >>13218222 Also wow big scary conqueror can TALK.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:50:44 No.13218229

>>13218217
Don't fuck her.
Have game night or whatever you do to pander to her interests, and 'accidentally' leave a catalog of panties from various girls (labled with large letters, because her eyes aren't great) in the top drawer of your dresser. If she ruffles through your stuff, she'll find it. If not, nothing lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:51:18 No.13218230 >>13218228 >implying that ever happened and she isn't making it all up to make a point It's like you don't even know what a clever girl she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:51:19 No.13218231 >>13218227 How lewd? She gonna make her current guests uncomfortable with her lewdness, or horny?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:52:14 No.13218234 >>13218217 How about you make her think she took advantage of you and refuse to forgive her, no matter how much she cries.Then you duck her best friend and let her find out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:52:20 No.13218235 File: 181 KB, 818x1157, dragon collar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Previous thread is Dead Fucking. Finally. Shall we move on to discussing Dragon Mistresses?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:52:42 No.13218238 >>13218231 They've both been to orgies anon, they're not going to get uncomfortable. Also, there's Satyr girls and a GILF Kikimora there to deal with their horniness. Can you see where this is going yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:11 No.13218240 File: 326 KB, 1000x800, 44222488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:24 No.13218242 >>13218235 I'd rather discuss Dragon childhood friends and the fact you can't deflower them since a cloaca doesn't have a hymen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:36 No.13218243 >>13218238 ...to...an...or...ange farm? >>13218230 But anon, why would she lie? That's silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:36 No.13218244 File: 237 KB, 1900x2676, Dragon Butler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218235 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:41 No.13218245 >>13218235 Eh, I'm good. Now if it were a mouse with a collar.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:43 No.13218246 >>13218235 Oh I've been waiting for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:53:46 No.13218247 >>13218235 Finally, the day has come...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:54:32 No.13218251 >>13218234 >you make her think she took advantage of you and refuse to forgive her >You raped me! How could you do something like that to your best friend?! Excellent. Even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:54:34 No.13218252 File: 1.37 MB, 1254x1414, 43987154_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:54:45 No.13218253 >>13218243 No more questions, I've got to get going now. I might actually finish the story later today. Might. Maybe. Or I'll update something else. >>13218245 Nyanon please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:55:21 No.13218255 >>13218252 dat belly

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:55:32 No.13218256 >>13218245 Nyanon write Doublemaus already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:55:53 No.13218257 >>13218223 (You) → Nice Epic I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:55:54 No.13218258 File: 249 KB, 500x706, 49419964_p8_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy time?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:56:00 No.13218259

>>13218242
>Dragon Childhood Friends
Yes.
>Spoiler
What I find funny is even in Harblabor's story with that element, it still made a couple reference to her having multiple holes.

>>13218244
>More posting of my screencaps
Oh I feel all warm and fuzzy.

>>13218246
>>13218247
I know, right? Been anxiously awaiting this for like, a month or more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:57:01 No.13218261 >>13218240 >>13218252 >>13218258 Spammer-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:57:14 No.13218263 File: 62 KB, 1913x635, Anything for Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218259 You're the Dragonslut/Anubisfucker, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:57:58 No.13218265 File: 131 KB, 750x519, 1427097478716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218256 I'm doing it right now, I just don't know if I'll get what I wanted done tonight so I'm not posting it yet. Satiate yourself with mausbutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:58:17 No.13218266 >>13218235 Eh, I could do without the collar, but I'm not gonna say no to more Dragon art.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:58:50 No.13218267 File: 252 KB, 500x706, 49419964_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woo, new thread, finally also My new wife pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:58:58 No.13218268 >>13218265 >I'm doing it right now YES YES YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:58:59 No.13218269 >>13218263 That'd be me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 03:59:27 No.13218271 >>13218265 Nyanon how's your attempts at "that"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:00:28 No.13218276 >>13218269 Write that fucking Dragoon story already while I'm on break from work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:01:40 No.13218279 File: 324 KB, 800x800, fish cloaca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218259 But Anubisfucker, cloacas DO have multiple holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:02:29 No.13218281 >>13218279 A compelling point.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:02:31 No.13218282

>>13218268
I just hope you aren't expecting a big story, it was intended as a one shot so I'll just be posting little fun stories with the pair.

>>13218271
Figured the program out but trying to figure out how to plan it out. If what I assume you are talking about is 'that'.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:03:17 No.13218285 >>13218279 would that mean that when you're putting your dick inside a cloaca, it's like fucking THREE holes in one?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:04:26 No.13218289 >>13218282 >Program That wasn't what I was talking about but know I'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:04:49 No.13218292 >>13218285 It's fucking one hole and doing intercrural with zero to two holes at the same time. I think this means her cunny will be stimulated during anal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:05:31 No.13218294 >>13218289 I was thinking about that thing I was doing with Twinery for the non-live CYOA. What were you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:05:39 No.13218295 >>13218292 awww yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:06:10 No.13218297 >>13218294 The comedy attempt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:07:29 No.13218305 >>13218297 Ah, that. It's the same thing though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:08:45 No.13218308 File: 239 KB, 424x600, Super cheesy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218305 Oho, it is is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:11:55 No.13218316 >>13218308 That's a cute little moleman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:12:13 No.13218317 >>13218308 Yep. I want a pocketmaus now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:12:32 No.13218319 >>13218316 >moleman She's not blind or a mole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:13:32 No.13218322 >>13218317 Pocket mouse pussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:14:07 No.13218324 File: 188 KB, 707x1000, 4708ac4b19352d1b3d983e1998195a4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218317 Is it anything like a tiny songbird?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:14:54 No.13218328

>>13218295
Those holes look like they're quite a way inside the common hole, so if you did long, slow thrusts it would tease her urethra and then her pussy before finally entering her anus with your ridge barely inside her ring. Sounds like an amazing onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:15:28 No.13218330 >>13218223 Nice Epic I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:15:29 No.13218331 >>13218322 Maybe. If fairy-grade stretching applies. >>13218324 Can't fly, but it cleans crumbs and sorts pocket change.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:16:49 No.13218335 File: 169 KB, 746x1074, loli krampus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder to not bully the loli Krampus. She does not like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:17:06 No.13218337 >>13218061 >freckle-worm in a oversized navy coat >shai sandwich drawfags plz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:17:11 No.13218338 >>13218331 It does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:18:03 No.13218341 >>13218335 I want to cum all over her cute, pouty face as she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:18:14 No.13218342 >>13218331 >sorts pocket change d'awww

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:18:40 No.13218344 File: 415 KB, 1244x1802, 1414419877776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218211 I want to hug Dragon princess

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:18:47 No.13218345 File: 108 KB, 485x500, loli krampus2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218341 I said no bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:20:23 No.13218353 >>13218345 Would she feel better if I put it in her butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:21:25 No.13218355 >>13218353 What about if I jacked off into a medical syringe and artificially inseminated her as she slleps?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:21:49 No.13218356 >>13218345 I want to smear my dick against her pillow after a few hours of jerking it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:22:02 No.13218358 http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W >Fucking with a Krampus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:22:34 No.13218360 >>13218355 >no insertion why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:24:01 No.13218364 >>13218356 >sneaking into your childhood friend's room in the night to fap five times to her sleeping face Perfect. >>13218360 A. Less chance of her waking up. B. It's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:25:33 No.13218372 >>13218364 >B. It's my fetish. I do not understand your fetish, Anon, but I wish you well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:30:23 No.13218388 Guys guys guys made you look lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:34:46 No.13218406 File: 538 KB, 895x843, 1401727298905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218388 I don't like being mad a fool of, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:35:51 No.13218412 >>13218406 But you WAREWA WAREWA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:37:54 No.13218421 >>13218406 And I'd like it if the camera panned right a bit, to the lovely Anubis I know is standing beside the throne.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:47:51 No.13218459 You walk in and catch your slightly chubby monster daughteru looking up food porn What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:50:07 No.13218467 >>13218459 Food porn as in pictures of food or naked fat people eating food?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:50:28 No.13218469 File: 1.99 MB, 500x362, henshin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They count if they're from space, right? Not enough alien girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:50:49 No.13218472 >>13218467 The former.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 04:54:37 No.13218478 >>13218459 Tell her we're gonna get her in shape, because a little pudge is fine on a girl her age, but she won't want a belly apron when she grows up. Plus, exercise makes food taste even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:07:00 No.13218512 File: 84 KB, 195x230, Top Tier Tanuki.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218018 So magical she can sit on air and flap her tail playfully at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:10:27 No.13218517 >>13218512 And yet she doesn't have breasts or jiggle physics like Byakuren

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:11:35 No.13218519 File: 82 KB, 200x207, Jiggle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218517 At the cost of spamming out two gifs in a row, I refute this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:12:47 No.13218523 >>13218519 She's using that Tanuki magic bullshit, so it doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:13:24 No.13218527 >>13218519 I want to paizuri those bit fat jew titties and cum all over her neck and collarbones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:19:06 No.13218535 >>13218335 She's so damn adorable, I might just bully her to see what happens to me after she grows up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:20:07 No.13218540 >>13218469 Aisha is always welcome.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:20:46 No.13218542

>>13218523
Tanuki magic bullshit is one of the reasons to love tanuki.
They're not just mercantile Jew girls, they have built-in cosmetics and can pass as human if they need to.
Are you saying you WOULDN'T want a waifu who could give herself larger breasts? Or turn into a loli? Or change hairstyle at will? Or temporarily turn into that girl down the street she saw you looking sidelong at? only to punish you when you get abnormally aroused

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:21:37 No.13218543 >>13218542 I prefer Kitsune illusions over Tanuki Jew-jitsu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:23:13 No.13218547 >>13218542 I just want to cum into a Tanuki's nose. Is that really too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:23:21 No.13218548 >>13218061 Oh, neato.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:26:28 No.13218555 >>13218547 Just go to a party run by company high rollers, they love snorting the white stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:29:47 No.13218562 >>13218061 >What if they pick on me?" >"Why would they do that?" >"Because I blew up their stuff, and I'm weird and squishy." Why. Why do you make me fall in love with her every goddamn time?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:31:12 No.13218563 File: 95 KB, 344x520, Charybdis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What less popular girls do you like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:32:38 No.13218567 >>13218563 Girtablilu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:33:06 No.13218568 >>13218563 Dunno if any. I love Abominations, but it seems they're actually super popular. I also enjoy Dullahans and Automata Girls, who we don't talk about but aren't hated either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:37:33 No.13218580 >>13218555 Would they do lines of it or use your dick like a nasal spray dispenser

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:37:51 No.13218581 File: 50 KB, 500x667, 1401740794264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this semi-old picture lying around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:38:28 No.13218586 >>13218581 Well isn't that nasty. Go send it to KC again or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:40:39 No.13218596 >>13218562 Imagine her doing that line while gesturing with hands that are hidden in too-long sleeves. My heart

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:40:46 No.13218597 >>13218580 I bet they'd take it straight into the nose on command. You'd have to keep yourself on the edge until one of them feels like snorting it and shoot it out as she snorts it straight out of your peehole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:42:21 No.13218602 >>13218597 If a newbie chickened out, they'd do the lines off wherever it landed though. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:42:43 No.13218605 >>13218596 I am. We need art of her already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:43:58 No.13218609 >>13218602 Maybe if it landed on her face or clothes. Not if someone prematurely ejaculated onto the floor while still in line.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:44:34 No.13218612 >>13218602 That would be showing their weakness in front of other executives. If they failed at all, they'd just blame you and make you do it again immediately.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:45:02 No.13218616 >>13218602 >group of ara ara Tanuki business women scrambling to do lines of semen off theirs desks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:45:26 No.13218617 >>13218543 Seriously? Because I always preferred Pon over Kon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:45:43 No.13218620 remember, onee-san will always love you http://pastebin.com/uYhQXF1c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:48:17 No.13218627 >>13218617 Yeah seriously. Got a problem with that? Do we have to get our daughterus to fight it out in some little play pen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:49:00 No.13218628 >>13218620 This needs a sequel says I.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:49:16 No.13218629

>>13218609
>>13218616
>stunningly beautiful, soft ara ara businesslady beckons anon to give her a line
>he cums immediately onto the floor in excitement
>she looks at him like dogshit and calls for a cool guy
>werewolf bodyguards kick anon in the nads and toss him out the back door while the other guy gets to cum in her nose
>while anon is still reeling from the kick, a cockroach girl assaults him in the alleyway
What an end to a promising opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:49:47 No.13218632 >>13218627 >No! Stop hugging her! Fight her! >That's it, eat her ear! >I think she's nibbling on it Harold >Shut up you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:51:26 No.13218637 >>13218629 >a cockroach girl Why only one? Let there be a swarm.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:53:38 No.13218645

>>13218637
They say that cockroaches are attracted to the smell of crushed roaches? Maybe roach girls are attracted to roach girl pussy juices. The first rape is one on one, but when she's satisfied and he's been held in place long enough, he gets swarmed by a dozen dirty lolis that take him to their house.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:54:44 No.13218649 >>13218645 Oh yes. Truly this is the fate he deserves.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:56:54 No.13218659

>>13218649
In one evening he's gone from being a high-class Tanuki aunty's boytoy into a cumpump for dirty, smelly, brown Cockroach lolis who live in an abandoned building. Those dirty things cling to him even when they're not raping him, and he has to sleep under a stinky pile of little brown girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 05:58:14 No.13218665 >>13218659 Yes. YES! Let the misery and squalor overwhelm him! Let's see him pull himself up by his bootstraps now!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:00:34 No.13218671 >>13218581 >familiar But it's new Try to find the witch one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:01:08 No.13218673 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218659 This is sounding really familiar, do you think Khepri guy and cockroach guy are friends?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:01:40 No.13218674 >>13218673 They're just unlucky sobs in different cultures.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:03:08 No.13218677 >>13218674 >Unlucky >Being in the Khepri cuddle pile is unlucky Are you daft?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:04:27 No.13218681 >>13218677 I don't want multiple girls. I'll stick to making my waifu's hoard shiny.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:04:38 No.13218682

>>13218665
He won't. He'll slowly get used to being the husband of the 13 loli sisters. He will get used to the smell and even become aroused by it. Eventually the sisters will start getting pregnant by him and his brood of daughterus eventually grows to over a hundred. He will live his life in poverty before dying at 50 of easily treatable pneumonia on a dirty bed in his dirty house surrounded by his dirty loved ones. His waifus never remarry, preferring to tend to their granddaughterus and teaching them how to find a good husband like he was.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:06:34 No.13218684 >>13218681 Nothing wrong with a Khepri cuddle pile so long as you're willing to take responsibility for all of them. >hoard Dragon waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:07:18 No.13218688 >>13218684 >Dragon waifu Yes, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:07:28 No.13218689 >>13218586 calm down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:09:12 No.13218693 >>13218688 I hear there's a new scale buffer out on the shopping channel that'll make your waifu sing with joy, shine her scales, and put her in the mood all at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:09:55 No.13218696 >>13218693 Scale buffer? Tell me more, Mr. Mays!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:11:59 No.13218699 >>13218696 With it's cutting edge techonology, it'll buffer her scales and ensure your happy ending for the low low price of $29.99! Call now, and we'll throw in a free tub of Anubis Butter to enhance anal play with your wife or mistress!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:13:27 No.13218701 >>13218699 Shut up, go back to the afterlife to sell Charon anti-rape devices and take my $29.99 with you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:15:34 No.13218710 >>13218701 Billy Mays and Robin Williams spit roasting Charon when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:15:44 No.13218711 File: 1.49 MB, 1024x918, snake tits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snake tits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:16:20 No.13218712 >>13218711 Forget the tits, it's dem hips with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:18:08 No.13218716 >>13218711 >lick pelvic bones

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:18:19 No.13218718 File: 427 KB, 1036x2288, 1425524467462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218712 Hips?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:19:04 No.13218720 >>13218718 How much do you hump that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:19:08 No.13218721 >>13218711 Would have anal sex with and rub my shaft all over her urethra and vagina along the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:22:39 No.13218731 File: 1.64 MB, 1551x524, stuffed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218720 Well last night i got really drunk and cried into it for a bit if that counts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:24:27 No.13218736 File: 1.65 MB, 233x512, index.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they get sexually attracted to things that aren't real

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:25:25 No.13218739 >>13218731 Kind of. >>13218736 >he doesn't have a man's unlimited sex drive and the will to fuck everything, real or not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:25:55 No.13218742 File: 193 KB, 480x270, two best girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218736 >he gets sexually attracted to 3D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:27:02 No.13218743 File: 50 KB, 960x540, 10404472_10152518693851553_5244912717062610753_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218739 >implying i don't save my semen for real women >>13218742 >not being sexually attracted to this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:27:14 No.13218744 File: 75 KB, 794x682, c81cedc27e08222a23fa372a3d654bc6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218742 >He's not sexually attracted to 2D, 3D, 4D, and 2.5D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:28:38 No.13218750 >>13218743 >being sexually attracted to either of those ugly shits Get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:28:46 No.13218752 >>13218744 4D girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:29:30 No.13218755 >>13218752 >Not 5D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:29:51 No.13218756 File: 36 KB, 480x640, 10151288_10152147323291553_5130538680766500943_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218750 watch what you say about my girlfriend fuckhead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:30:26 No.13218757 >>13218756 Ugly shit is what I said. Now get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:31:38 No.13218760 >>13218757 Just report him already

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:32:22 No.13218762 [DELETED]

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>>13218757
I've been on /jp/ a lot longer than you asswipe. Why don't you go get laid like i do? I take her to red robins and then we go home and i fuck her brains out stay mad bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:32:26 No.13218763 >>13218743 >>13218756 >there are people out there that are actually attracted to this thanks for the laugh anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:33:26 No.13218768 >all these stupid pieces of shit not reporting and ignoring

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:34:04 No.13218770 >>13218762 >>13218756 >>13218743 Well this is a thread for monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:34:19 No.13218771 File: 2.90 MB, 1075x600, Bait.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218768 They can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:34:52 No.13218773 >>13218762 Does she have downs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:36:05 No.13218776 File: 259 KB, 1079x1079, 10620184_10152609886716553_937902558698908918_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stay mad /jp/ i'm gonna marry her and have a great life while you jack it to shark anime girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:43:17 No.13218788 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, Black mage pophis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Report and ignore. Report and ignore. Let's talk about dressing up your monster daughterus on Halloween, shall we?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:44:42 No.13218792 >>13218788 >Daughterus lets not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:45:27 No.13218794 File: 878 KB, 1000x1360, oomukade9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218788 >oomukade daughteru covering her legs and pretending to be a lamia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:45:36 No.13218796 >>13218788 Halloween? But anon, it's Easter soon. How about an egg hunt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:45:48 No.13218797 >>13218788 >Tengu daughteru not sure what she'd go as exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:46:03 No.13218798 >>13218792 You got a problem with daughterus? You some fag who likes dressing up his waifu on Halloween and engaging in kinky cosplay like the Flash fucking She-Hulk?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:46:45 No.13218800 >>13218797 A tenga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:47:24 No.13218803 >>13218798 imaginary children discussion is probably the most cringe worthy thing to come out of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:47:38 No.13218804 File: 114 KB, 245x505, GreatOni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wrestling superstar Oni daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:47:45 No.13218805 >>13218796 >Take Wurm daughteru Easter Egg hunting >She somehow manages to find chocolate eggs >REAL chocolate eggs, with marshmallow, peanut butter, and caramel fillings >Ryu girl cries because she also wants chocolate eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:47:46 No.13218806 >>13218788 >Wurm wrapping herself in painted cardboard and pretending to be a tube of toothpaste

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:48:12 No.13218808 >>13218797 A bird. >CAW CAW CAW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:48:39 No.13218811 >>13218804 Meant for >>13218788

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 06:49:38 No.13218817 >>13218811 >Oni daughter >Wrestling outfit I want to buy you a beer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:22:31 No.13218885 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can troll save the thread?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:24:41 No.13218887

Your monster girl daughteru comes home with a finger painting of you, her mother, herself and the house you two live in
Complete with any claw marks her claws she may or may not have made.
She even made a rainbow and a smiley sun
What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:25:03 No.13218888 >>13218736 >>13218742 >>13218743 >>13218750 >>13218763 >>13218768 Who are you all quoting???

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:25:10 No.13218890 File: 399 KB, 1000x1000, oh noes!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218803 Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:26:04 No.13218891 >>13218890 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:27:57 No.13218894 File: 386 KB, 1000x1500, 1409492394538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218885 Probably not. But here's more Philosowurm, starting at line 335, to conclude her story. The story she's telling, I mean, not the whole story.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:28:58 No.13218896 >>13218894 Goddamit. http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:29:57 No.13218899 >>13218885 Troll is the hero this thread deserves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:32:11 No.13218904 >>13218899 Troll has a big butt and I cannot lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:32:24 No.13218905 If lamias were real we'd enter into a global food crisis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:33:19 No.13218910 >>13218905 Not if we cut down on the number of human fatties.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:33:56 No.13218912 >>13218910 Soylent green is fatties.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:34:16 No.13218914 >>13218904 Would she get mad if you yanked on the tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:34:22 No.13218915 >>13218905 how

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:34:50 No.13218917 >>13218912 How is it? It varies from person to person

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:35:28 No.13218921 >>13218914 She'd punish me with a rough manhandjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:37:24 No.13218927 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, Troll anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218914 Its called a booty handle anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:38:07 No.13218930 File: 51 KB, 898x676, 1472020_10152180955094453_728395480_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218921 >Manhands I'm just kidding. I love everything about Troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:38:09 No.13218932 >>13218915 Lamias are fucking huge so they'd need large quantities of food.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:38:49 No.13218934 >>13218927 >Freckles ward off potential predators I have no idea why, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:39:24 No.13218938 >>13218921 Is it a punishment because she makes you dick feel really small with her huge hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:39:50 No.13218941 >>13218894 >>13218896 Don't be afraid to call it shit guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:42:07 No.13218948 Basket full of puppy daughterus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:46:06 No.13218957 >>13218948 Puppy full of basket daughterus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:46:34 No.13218958 >>13218957 >Vorefag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:48:32 No.13218964 Which monster girls have the most chances of being able to exist? Ignoring magic and genetical engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:49:14 No.13218965 >>13218958 Save that for the daughteru full of puppy baskets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:49:22 No.13218966 >>13218964 Elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:50:03 No.13218968 >>13218966 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:50:51 No.13218970 >>13218968 What? Their ears could easily develop through evolutionary means, so no need for magic or genetic engineering.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:52:00 No.13218972

>>13218964
>No magical force hiding them or creating them, no genetic science fabricating them.
nnnooone?
You're asking if maybe there are beastgirls living in our midst that are wearing hats and long skirts all the time to hide their nature?
Or some sort of undead caused by a virus or parasite a la Resident Evil?
Or...just a creature we've never seen?
...I'll go with yetis on the basis of people seeing Bigfoot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:53:32 No.13218973 >>13218972 >people seeing Bigfoot The people who've "seen Bigfoot" also say that deer carcasses on the roadside are actually dead Sasquatches.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:56:27 No.13218978 >>13218972 Ok, ignore the science part. I was mostly trying to start a discussion on how monster girls would work with real life biology.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:57:13 No.13218980 >>13218978 Protip: they wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:57:46 No.13218982 >>13218964 Elves, Vampires (as a semi-human species that needs blood injections, that concept was scientifically presented pretty good in The Empire of Fear). Amazonesses are practically humans. Dwarves = roughly pygmys.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 07:58:50 No.13218983
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>>13218927
>>13218885
>Trolls are originally from Scandinavian folklore
>its supposedly cold as shit and ice over there
>earth-plant-flower whatever elementals and all that

oh well, I dont know about Norwegian legends and folklore anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:00:32 No.13218986 >>13218983 >cold as shit and ice There's snow and ice during winter in a lot of places. Nordic summers are warm because of the Golf-stream.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:01:04 No.13218989 >>13218983 It's not frozen all the time. At that latitude you have really sunny summers with long days.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:05:45 No.13219003 >>13218986 >>13218989 I didnt know about nordic summers huh, i guess i only knowledge of Scandinavia is that they are all into Black metal and all that oh well specifically Norway, anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:08:03 No.13219015 >>13219003 Anon, forget Scandinavia, here in Finland I've been sunbathing topless for the past two weeks and there's still snow in the shade. That's how warm the Sun is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:08:35 No.13219018 >>13219003 They're all drunk and eat rotten fish.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:10:19 No.13219025
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Vampires have a bad rep nowadays and they are overused in fiction, less than zombies though

its like all of them are into some kinky stuff though

you can say that its in their blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:10:57 No.13219029 >>13219025 In their victim's blood, more like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:12:03 No.13219034 >>13219025 She can have my blood if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:13:00 No.13219035 >>13218964 I'd say Elves. Or if you like to believe the multiverse theory, an infinite amount of all races exist. Now we only have to learn how to make portals to different dimensions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:13:33 No.13219037 >>13219015 Why do finns seem so eager to mention their origin on every chance over the Internet? It's been giving me an impression that you're the size of Brazil as a nation for how vocal you are online, and not just 5 million.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:14:44 No.13219040 >>13219025 I always wondered if female vampires prefer people with sweet tooth because of all of that sugar in their blood

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:14:53 No.13219041
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>>13219035
2017 anon. We don't need to do squat.
>>13219037
We were talking about the weather in the Nordic regions anon. Excuse me. Now let's talk about how the melting of the polar ice cap's affects Selkies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:16:13 No.13219044 >>13219040 Hey A Sadist Vampire Dentist who loves to feed her husband candy It's a win win for her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:16:23 No.13219045 >>13219025 >Shitty Silver Hair Vampire

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:16:57 No.13219046 >>13219035 No, you fool! That's when it all comes through. The space empires, the self-replicating devices, the doom viruses, the giant insects. The other versions of you who realized their power grows as each multiverse instance is killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:17:25 No.13219047 >>13219046 Jet Li, where are you now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:17:51 No.13219048 File: 322 KB, 722x1024, 1426387908135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219041 It makes their underboob sweaty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:18:26 No.13219049 >>13219048 Oh no, that's terrible! Whatever shall we do!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:19:13 No.13219050 >>13219015 I hope you're using sunscreen, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:19:25 No.13219051 >>13219049 wh-whipe it off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:19:42 No.13219053 >>13219050 No...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:20:08 No.13219055 >>13219051 >not lick it off

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:20:28 No.13219056

>>13219046
This is why we must act first. Yes there is an infinite amount of multiverses, but that does not mean that we cannot be one of the bigger fish.

Expand, adapt, grow and become stronger. We shall strive to be the biggest fish, united together with our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:20:43 No.13219057 >>13219051 With our hands or our... >>13219055 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:21:25 No.13219060 >>13219055 I want to lick my sweaty waifu clean!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:21:27 No.13219062 >>13219055 >licking sweaty, salty underboobs How depraved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:22:04 No.13219064 >>13219056 >we create a unified humanity, and an expansionist empire >use the first wormhole possible to enter and alternate earth in the early stone-age and take it over easily for resources >rinse and repeat as possible

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:22:29 No.13219066 >>13219048 >>13219041 Literally just a cosplayer in a fur suit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:23:05 No.13219070 >>13219066 Go away, bully.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:23:52 No.13219073
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>>13219048
I wondered, shouldnt mermaids have the biggest tits in MGE world

I mean sea animal biology body fat and all that

just a thought, just a thought

and wouldn't they smell like a fish market?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:23:52 No.13219074 >>13219066 she's magic though, so if a some witch or an elf can be a monstergirl than she can too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:24:17 No.13219075 File: 209 KB, 1020x1140, 1388983976316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13218036 It's the angle / artist shenanigans. She's actually really stacked in the CG. Don't care if 6 hours late, my GF MG deserves some defense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:25:56 No.13219080 >>13219064 >until we get lazered and then gased by alternate humanity that is in 2350 A.D. And have already got their hands on monster waifus dimension I'm a bit of a pessimist, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:25:57 No.13219081 >>13219073 Is gill intercourse possible? Just a thought...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:26:00 No.13219082 >>13219073 By that same logic Harpies should have huge pecs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:27:09 No.13219091 >>13219080 >implying we wouldn't be enslaved to be used as breeding materials and colonists on planets in the process of terraforming Come on, do you even pragmatism?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:27:23 No.13219095 >>13219074 >witch or an elf They are not Fluffy tails/cats are borderline cosplay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:27:59 No.13219098 What would cuddling your sweaty waifu be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:28:18 No.13219100 >>13219073 I would think a whale girl would be more likely to have them >blue whale girl >blue skin >big as giant but also has whale bottom as mermaid >giant giant tits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:28:23 No.13219101 >>13219073 Why would they even need boobs? Fish are not mammals

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:29:22 No.13219106 >>13219095 Oh, if we agree that a witch or an elf aren't monstergirls than i can drop selkies

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:29:57 No.13219108
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>>13219064
>We have like digital technology, destructive weaponry, guns and tanks
>These worlds have medieval tech but magic and all that shit

huh

i wonder what happens

wait, I think thats pretty much a setting of Zero no Tsukaima.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:29:58 No.13219109 >>13219098 >Kitsune Very hot and sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:30:02 No.13219111 File: 968 KB, 900x843, 1406793539490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219100 Shirahoshi may not be a whale mermaid, but she's plenty big enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:30:41 No.13219112 >>13219098 Considering Trolls' body odor is supposed to cause instant erections, it would lead to cuddlesex everytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:31:01 No.13219113 >>13219098 I've got no way of confirming but i think i have a smell fetish. >>13219108 Read Gate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:31:06 No.13219114 >>13219073 >and wouldn't they smell like a fish market? only if they have been eating fish dead fish smell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:31:17 No.13219115 File: 2.06 MB, 1200x1600, 1402241669513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219111 giant sacks of useless fat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:31:57 No.13219116 File: 151 KB, 700x872, oomukade4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219098 Bliss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:32:21 No.13219117 >>13219113 oh right forgot about that one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:34:23 No.13219121 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, 1427114063260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219098 b-but she doesn't sweat like that...

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:34:25 No.13219122

>>13219091
Well yes, I exaggerated a bit on that. You version is much more appealing, too, I can already see the scenario of the remaining of us slowly growing stronger at given planets, then striking at the moment of Earth's hardship and knocking the bastards down into medieval age. Reclaiming our waifus too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:34:58 No.13219123 >>13219108 >Zero no Tsukaima >I really want to live >I will finish it, I swear ;_; Everytime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:35:14 No.13219124 >>13219113 >smell fetish Muh nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:35:30 No.13219125 >>13219122 I'm somewhat tempted to get into writing something like that, but it's way, way too ambitious for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:36:07 No.13219126 >>13219121 >"The truth is that cats do sweat. They sweat through their paws. A frightened cat may even leave a trail of wet footprints on the ground."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:37:19 No.13219130 >>13219126 Sweaty... paws? Better than expected...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:37:59 No.13219133 >>13219124 Too bad i will never smell my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:38:47 No.13219137 >>13219126 >you will never get sweaty pawjob from your Cait Sith waifu on a hot summer day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:42:00 No.13219141 File: 53 KB, 289x450, 1427082742282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's pretty cosplay tier but I figure it might interest a few people here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1c7JQ08lI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:42:15 No.13219142 >>13219130 Google dorito feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:42:52 No.13219143 >>13219108 >>13219113 >We go in guns blazing, free monster girls from oppressive some-kind-of-Illas-worshipping-thing-religon-stuff and claim our waifus Yes I like this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:43:15 No.13219145 >>13219142 I meant frito feet whups

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:45:30 No.13219148 >>13219141 wait need info here, whats with the CG parts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:47:37 No.13219150 >>13219115 I'd find a use for them. >>13219121 Adorable, would give belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:49:10 No.13219153 >>13219141 Is this going to be stupid fun like Muromi or is it going to try and be serious?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:49:34 No.13219155 >>13219082 Those pecs would help their breasts seem bigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:50:09 No.13219157 >>13219145 >Cait Sith sits on your crotch rubbing her sweaty paws on your face to tease you >Now you're hard and hungry Could live with that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:51:13 No.13219158 >>13219148 http://myanimelist.net/anime/28221/Etotama Seems like the slice of life/comedy will be 2d with the action being CG. >>13219153 Doesn't seem like it'll take itself seriously thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 08:53:27 No.13219162 >>13219141 Four ears? Fffffffuck no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:08:44 No.13219180 File: 141 KB, 600x480, hitomimi headband.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219162 Could be a catgirl cosplaying as a human.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:13:08 No.13219187 File: 184 KB, 900x582, 2013-10-16-The-Ear-And-Meow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219180 Every goddamn time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:14:33 No.13219189 >>13218224 >"BECAUSE YOU KEEP ASKING IT OVER AND OVER AS IF I HAD ANOTHER ANSWER TO GIVE! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!" Trolled softly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:17:08 No.13219196 File: 216 KB, 575x491, 1415122780166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219189 Yes, Trolls are soft, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:20:02 No.13219202 >>13219196 I want to deflower a troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:21:20 No.13219203 >>13219202 It would be extremely adorable...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:21:31 No.13219204 >>13219196 That they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:21:46 No.13219205 >>13219196 >Zero fan art for troll. Can't tell if it's a blessing or a curse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:21:58 No.13219206 >>13219202 What if her hymen is too strong to be pierced by your dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:22:21 No.13219207 >>13219205 A curse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:22:46 No.13219208 >>13219202 Why would you want to pick flowers off of a Troll? They need those for decoration and to help hide their hands and feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:24:16 No.13219211 >>13219205 Definitely a curse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:24:45 No.13219212 >>13219208 I want her to grow fruit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:30:29 No.13219218 HURRY! YOUR WAIFU IS DROWNING! IF SHE'S AN AQUATIC TYPE SHE'S UN-DROWNING! WHAT DO YOU DOOO?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:30:59 No.13219220 >>13219211 >>13219207 Hey, there is at least one, that chibi version with weird proportions made by a pixiv artist. I'm not sure you guys would like it (or count as fan art for that matter).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:31:04 No.13219221 >>13219205 Hey now it's not zero exactly If you include that guy with awful art on pixiv that loves monster girls, his heart's in the right place at least I don't think any of our drawfags like her though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:31:30 No.13219222 >>13219205 Her only special traits are huge hands, feet. And that's looks ugly, so no one bothers to draw something

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:34:14 No.13219228 >>13219220 >>13219221 The Hive Queen is pleased. >we even both started it with 'hey'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:35:02 No.13219229 >>13219222 She has her huge ears and her tail too. I wonder how a troll would react to having their tail randomly grabbed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:35:11 No.13219230 >>13219222 >only special traits are huge hands, feet >what are great tracks of land/phat ass

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:36:52 No.13219234 >>13219205 Eh, I think like 30% of all MGs don't have decent fanart. 40% only have one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:36:56 No.13219237 >>13219228 That's kind of spooky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:37:23 No.13219239 >>13219218 I would throw her a straw and watch her cast Subtle Casting followed by Water Breathing. Lich girl best girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:37:51 No.13219240 >>13219237 Spookyjob, woo-woo!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:38:25 No.13219242 Story is in the pipe, will drop link at 10:40am. Editing may be a bit worse than usual due to back to back migraines

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:38:52 No.13219243 >>13219234 We should stare at draw/writefags until they agree on doing an under appreciated monster girl month. If we stare hard enough it'll happen right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:43:41 No.13219253 >>13219243 >.less draws all of them with a huge futa dick FUND IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:44:12 No.13219254 >>13219243 I just want some decent lewd of all the monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:45:47 No.13219256 >>13219242 Who are you again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:46:48 No.13219257 >>13219243 So which girls would fall under this category?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:46:49 No.13219258 >>13219253 At least we could crop it above the dick and have half a decent picture. I'd take a bust shot of some of the less talked about girls over nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:47:19 No.13219259 >>13219256 Average

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:47:58 No.13219261 >>13219259 Ah. Carry on then. And don't get a hole drilled into your skull, that doesn't cure migraines, it's just kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:48:04 No.13219262 >>13219258 >cropping the best part Are you a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:48:36 No.13219263 >>13219259 Learn to write paragraphs, faggot, ODfag did it in a couple of days.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:49:00 No.13219264 >>13219261 it's just gonna kill you*

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:50:21 No.13219267 >>13219261 But it will stop your migraine and any other disease. It's a pretty solid solution for any health problem

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:52:56 No.13219268 >>13219261 Will do >>13219263 Im trying to stop double spacing when I post. It's a tough habit to break although I managed it yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:53:26 No.13219269 >>13219257 From the top of my head: Nereis, Living Doll, Arch Imp, Nureonago, Khepri, Ants, Skeleton and maybe Devil Bug/Beelzebub but those two are disliked for a reason at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:54:53 No.13219271 >>13219269 I've got some Khepri coming up in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:58:51 No.13219277 File: 42 KB, 256x256, Pretty pretty bird coming to a game store near you soon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 09:59:38 No.13219279 >>13219277 Just hanging, out watching old Star Trek on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:00:44 No.13219281 >>13219277 Marathoning movies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:00:52 No.13219282 File: 1022 KB, 500x1500, gazer9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddlefuck a gazer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:01:04 No.13219283 File: 537 KB, 1035x700, 2f657faa3b949aae23158b3e3361f699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219277 Overdosing on cheap shitty coffee to maintain my daily quota of caffeine addiction, it's fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:01:24 No.13219284 >>13219277 Trying to built up the will to lift, not feeling so hot. >>13219282 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:03:47 No.13219288 >>13219282 I want to bury my face into that crotch and stay there until I black out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:06:02 No.13219291 >>13219282 Are there any writefag stories with Gazer? Except greentexts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:06:17 No.13219292 >>13219271 Oh yes. >>13219282 Get in line.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:07:15 No.13219294 >>13219292 >Oh yes It won't be just Khepri though. It'll be Khepri and Girtablilu and Salamanders and even frigging Pot Devil.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:10:09 No.13219296 >>13219294 Even better, all of them rarely get material. Well Salamanders do but they're always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:11:06 No.13219300 >>13219296 Well then, look forward to it in the distant future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:11:35 No.13219302 >>13219288 Which MG is the most musky girl? I really want to just bury my face in their crotch and get intoxicated with their smell and ask her to never ever take a shower.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:12:25 No.13219305 >>13219277 I'm watching Stargate Atlantis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:12:34 No.13219306 >>13219302 Trolls have a naturally boner inducing odor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:12:37 No.13219307 >>13219302 Oni or Mino

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:12:41 No.13219308 >>13219302 Beezlebub. Enjoy your filthy bug.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:33:20 No.13219324 File: 383 KB, 800x800, cute ant3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop dying thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:34:29 No.13219328 >>13219324 No, i'm going to go to sleep now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:36:02 No.13219331 File: 1.32 MB, 1200x1444, 1412526648402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219324 Shall we dance?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:36:09 No.13219332 >>13219324 Watching gundam, can't talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:37:03 No.13219336 >>13219332 Which one?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:41:02 No.13219339

>>13219336
Unicorn ep 7.

Anyways, here's the new stories anons. It is of dubious quality and editing, and took me far too long to write. It's got baphomets and a reason to never make a baphomet mad.

Be sure to let me know what you think.

Marida is best puru.....And it just happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:42:40 No.13219342 >>13219339 I see no links you damn otaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:43:21 No.13219343 >>13219339 >>13219342 Crap, thought I forgot something. http://pastebin.com/hJbEa8XF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:47:57 No.13219346 >>13219339 The only good part of Unicorn 7 is the ZZ grunt fights. >Dat Ga-zowmn, Dat Zssa, Dat Gallus. Dat Zaku III, Dat Feddified Doben Wolf, Dat Hama Hama Frankenfied Zulu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:50:56 No.13219348 >>13219343 Line 98 >and three ruined carpets had, had swiftly put an end to that practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:52:50 No.13219350 >>13219346 Yep, it's pretty although all the grunt fights have been great so far. Torrington base is still my favorite by far. >>13219348 Fixing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:52:53 No.13219351 >>13219343 Line 124 >He is height was average

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:55:57 No.13219354 >>13219351 Fixed, thank you and sorry for missing these.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 10:57:26 No.13219356 >>13219196 >>13218927 >>13218885 >They're eating him >And then they're going to eat me >OOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:00:01 No.13219357 >>13219356 I can't tell if he's frightened or excited

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:01:15 No.13219363 >>13219354 Line 183 >but I am certainly am

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:01:22 No.13219364 >>13219356 But that's goblins, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:01:30 No.13219365 >>13219356 NILBOG! IT'S SPELLS GOBLIN BACKWARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:03:06 No.13219367 >>13219363 Gracias, found and fixed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:05:37 No.13219370 >>13219367 Line 273 >if he failed to tell her he’d learned about the familiar’s fight I'm assuming there's a "how" missing from there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:06:35 No.13219372 >>13219367 >6. letting slip a risqué joke or tow >18. It also probably didn’t help that her much of her time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:08:31 No.13219376 >>13219367 Line 560 >Mother of Demon’s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:08:37 No.13219377 >>13219370 >>13219372 Thank you both. This is why I shouldn't do things while having a migraine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:09:40 No.13219379 >>13219377 Apart from a few misspellings, it's fine, just fine. Just fine. Fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:10:36 No.13219383 >>13219379 Thank you, I wasn't sure how good it would be when I wrote it. Something felt off to me, other than the spelling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:11:27 No.13219386 >>13219383 Off how? Sure it's just not the fact that your head hurts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:12:23 No.13219389 >>13219386 Maybe, all I know is that when I posted it I felt like it wasn't going to be as good as my past stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:13:51 No.13219392 >>13219389 Don't be an Alp about it man, I don't see nothing wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:15:17 No.13219398 >>13219392 Will do, thanks for the help with editing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:15:47 No.13219400 >>13218406 What are you gonna do? WARAWA me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:17:58 No.13219407 >>13219398 You're very welcome. We'll get to read more about this funky family I take it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:19:54 No.13219408 >>13219041 >MGE game comes out in 2017 >HBE game comes out in the Monstergirl universe at the same time Would you be a worthy NPC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:20:08 No.13219409 >>13219407 Maybe. I don't have any current plans for them but if folks wants something further on down the line then I may write something. Next piece is looking like Tanuki's and IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:21:22 No.13219411 >>13219408 Yes, I'd do my best as Rape Victim #411

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:21:41 No.13219413 Ewwwww Gaaaay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:22:23 No.13219415 >>13219413 What's gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:22:40 No.13219417 >>13219205 >Zero fan art for Troll Thanks, now I'm imagining a blonde Troll girl in red armor fighting Sigma with her Z-Saber alongside robutt Megagirl X.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:23:22 No.13219419 >>13219408 I'd be shit-tier for all of them except for the ones that are willing to invade my house/get me out of it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:23:42 No.13219420 >>13219408 Fuck no I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:24:00 No.13219421 >>13219417 Summon: The artists!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:24:45 No.13219426 >>13219421 You do not know this spell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:25:30 No.13219429 >>13219426 Shut up, I'll learn it eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:25:40 No.13219431 >>13219421 Sorry, I rolled writefag. I don't have that spell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:26:15 No.13219432 >>13219429 Not if you don't buy the DLC you won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:26:22 No.13219433 >>13219283 I want to have sex with this picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:27:02 No.13219434 >>13219432 DLC ads in my RPGs? What has the world come to? How much is this blasted DLC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:27:38 No.13219438 >>13219408 Naw, I'd force them through a hard and complicated storyline where they would have to restore my confidence and masculinity without sexing me so I don't just go Full Alp right away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:27:39 No.13219439 >>13219434 About tree fiddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:27:41 No.13219440 >>13219433 Wouldn't you rather have sex with the girl in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:29:09 No.13219445 >>13219439 Loch Ness Monster, please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:29:25 No.13219446 >>13219434 $4.99 Rapellars

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:30:30 No.13219451 >>13219446 I only have sexbucks, what does that convert to?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:31:19 No.13219454 >>13219451 The ratio is 3:50

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:35:33 No.13219460 >>13219454 What a gyp, darn tanukis and their racoon gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:36:50 No.13219463 File: 517 KB, 640x800, 2f657faa3b949aae23158b3e3361f698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219433 Kinda of a bold proclamation there anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:37:14 No.13219465 >>13219460 I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:38:19 No.13219468 >>13219463 Fortune favors the bold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:38:25 No.13219470 >>13219460 >Not having a Tanuki waifu >Not offhandedly remarking that a new RPG looks good >Not waking up the next day to find that she's bought the majority share of the company's stock for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:39:22 No.13219474 >>13219465 The tanuki's are artificially boosting the rapedollar's value versus that of the sexbuck using the gold they've acquired over the centuries

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:39:53 No.13219475 >>13219470 >implying schlobs like us wouldn't be married to ambulance chaser Tanukis >Need a new pelvis? Call Eris!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:41:17 No.13219477 >>13219474 Anon you shouldn't say those things about Tanuki's

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:42:16 No.13219480 >>13219477 I'm not afraid of them! What are the going to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:44:25 No.13219485 >>13219480 JESUS CHRIST MAN DOWN THE SCORPION WOMEN ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:44:41 No.13219486 >>13219480 Well there's the rape squads, then the Mushroom bombings. Then she'll buy out your family and take you as a slave if everything else didn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:44:52 No.13219488 >>13219470 I honestly don't know if I could handle her spending her money on me like that. It would feel too weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:45:05 No.13219489 >>13219485 Hey, at least you didn't get kidnapped into a rape dungeon by Candlejane for saying her na

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:46:06 No.13219490 >>13219488 You deserve it, honey. No one can brush her tail like you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:46:23 No.13219493 >>13219488 If you feel like she's spending too much on you, give her a baby as repayment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:48:01 No.13219496 >>13219493 Honestly if I had a Tanuki wife I would keep working so she could have my whole paycheck as repayment for being so nice. It wouldn't be a whole lot to her, but it would be something at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:48:06 No.13219497 >>13219493 >>13219490 I'd go with the baby option, I honestly couldn't handle someone dropping that much money on me. I'd feel happy that she likes me that much but she could spend it on so many better things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:48:38 No.13219499 >>13219400 >>13218412 What is a Warewa?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:49:10 No.13219501 >>13219497 I'd be fine with it, but I'm a Dragonslut and used to bling and luxury.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:50:41 No.13219507

>>13219343
>381. His words were was both
>391. One paralyzed he could bind her until she cooled down, maybe by giving her a back rub while he waited.
>425. I was only the tattered remains of his discipline

Poor Cassie has it hard, who would have thought being arch imouto was this stressful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:50:58 No.13219509 >>13219501 All she would need to do is love me and let me brush her tail. In addition to hugs and giving her kids of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:54:16 No.13219513 >>13219507 Edits made, and yes. It's hard being the arch imouto. Well, one who doesn't let her underlings run wild.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:57:50 No.13219518 >>13219499 You should ask the Eye Doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:57:51 No.13219519 >>13219513 Girl must have nerves of stainless steel not to slip back into her city leveling former self. Thanks for the story, nice to finally see some Baphomet stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:59:39 No.13219521 >>13219519 No problem. Glad you liked it and thank you for the editing help.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 11:59:43 No.13219522 >>13219518 Who is the eye Doctor?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:03:13 No.13219526 >>13219519 >Your Baphomet waifu will never tear a path of destruction through the jungles vietnam to save you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:04:57 No.13219532 >>13219522 The one your Lord was awakened from, who else?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:05:56 No.13219534 >>13219532 I'm not christian, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:07:02 No.13219536 >>13219532 >>13219518 Also, I can see that you're having fun with me here, but I really fuckin' wanna know what this warewa bullshit is that pops up every mention of pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:08:57 No.13219538 File: 1.84 MB, 1653x2338, 1393183628787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219536 Warewarewa disapprove of such boorish requests. Cast him to the Khepri pits!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:10:16 No.13219545 >>13218755 >>13218752 >>13218744 super plebs all of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:11:18 No.13219546 >>13219526 >Baphomet with a Sabbath badge and "born to rape" scrawled on her helmet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:11:40 No.13219548 >>13219538 I want to bend that Girtablilu back over her scorpion half and fuck her raw whilst licking dat stinger. Also, fuck you, just tell me already. Please?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:12:10 No.13219549 >>13219548 Your Google Fu is weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:12:25 No.13219551 >>13219538 Can I keep then after my time is up?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:13:11 No.13219555 >>13219551 No, they're public servants doing their job, stop harassing them you creep.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:13:37 No.13219557

>>13219548
Some anon put those lines Pharaoh was saying on latest Buttet-T art through machine translation. This is what he got:
>Or your Lord was awakened from the eye doctor the WARAWA ? . . . Nara , I would have been able to get ready Gotsu per thousands of years Tama In other have libido of WARAWA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:13:40 No.13219558 >>13219549 It is. I googled ware wa and eye doctor and got something megaman related. Which made sense in a way, since it was a quote from some dude saying that he was the messiah, and I can see pharaoh saying that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:15:44 No.13219566 >>13219557 Wait, really? I thought it was because Pharaoh would be reallly old-timey and stuck up and would refer to herself as warawa wa in Japanese like Hancock in One Piece.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:16:13 No.13219570 [SPOILER]

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Well its that time of year again anons, Spring. The Grizzlies are waking up, the Alraunes are blooming, and the Holstaurs are grazing new fields.
But this is also the time when another group wakes up, when they wake up. When they begin to scout places to build their new homes. When they start to gather material to build these new homes just out of sight but not out of earshot. When you can hear them coming, and know that when you see one there are many more lying in wait.
So beware anons, this is their time as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:16:51 No.13219573 >>13219555 But they are so cute. Is a man not entitled to his tanned, gold plated lovebug waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:17:25 No.13219574 >>13219570 I wish it was Winter again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:17:35 No.13219575 >>13219573 No says the dog-woman in Luxor, they belong to the Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:18:11 No.13219576 >>13219557 WARAWA is probably Ware Wa then. Did you guys just grab onto it bcause it sounded funny?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:19:37 No.13219581 >>13219574 So do I. Now I have no excuse to drink hot cocoa everyday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:19:45 No.13219583 >>13219576 Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:27:42 No.13219607 >>13219581 It's delicious, all the excuse you need

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:27:47 No.13219608 >>13219463 >>13219283 Google gives me nothing. Is this Hisahiko?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:30:25 No.13219616 >>13219608 Yes.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:33:53 No.13219624

>>13219570
>Horents build a hive right outside anon's house
>As he steps out, all of the workers start to catcall him
>"Hey babe,where you going?
>"I'd like to start a hive with him"
>"Come on, give us a reward for working our asses off, at least show us some skin"
>This happens everyday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:38:13 No.13219631 File: 28 KB, 1280x720, Properuseofwaspspray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219624

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:39:28 No.13219632 File: 552 KB, 800x575, 1427128768694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should a writefag do something special for their first anniversary as a writefag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:39:46 No.13219633 >>13219624 It's a good thing I don't like the outdoors I'm extremely afraid of bees/wasps/hornets/whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:40:23 No.13219634 >>13219632 If you want I guess. I sure didn't

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:40:35 No.13219636 >>13219633 Even bumblebees? They're fluffy and friendly and not very likely to sting you unless you step on them or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:40:46 No.13219637 >>13219632 If you want

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:40:57 No.13219639 >>13219624 Ah, that's alright. They can say whatever they want. Hornets wouldn't want to fuck with a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:41:36 No.13219640 >>13219634 >>13219637 This of course leads to the natural follow up question on what that something should be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:42:30 No.13219642 >>13219636 Trauma from childhood made me associate small flying yellow and black whatever as a being of mass destruction and chaos I have nothing against BB's, they're fluffy and cute. But their cousins ruin their rep

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:43:23 No.13219645 >>13219624 Childhood trauma leads to lifelong grudges. >>13219631 Is the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:43:32 No.13219646 >>13219640 Whatever you want it to be

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:43:39 No.13219647 >>13219640 A sequel to your first story springs to mind, if it's not somehow still ongoing. I could see myself having fun writing a sequel to Crow Tengu Nurses, but the current audience seems a lot angrier about sounding.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:45:56 No.13219648 >>13219647 >if it's not somehow still ongoing >mfw my first story is still ongoing Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:45:59 No.13219649 >>13219631 >>13219633 Don't be like that,can't some girls have fun by sexually harassing that boy who always walks by them?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:47:18 No.13219651 >>13219640 Submissive hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:47:29 No.13219652 >>13219647 Well that's a tad complicated, but I'll just go with "it's ongoing". I'll figure something out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:48:00 No.13219654 >>13219649 Of course. There's nothing wrong with that But if it's bees/wasps/hornets/whatever then it's a problem Seriously, I'm scared to death of those things

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:49:23 No.13219656 >>13219654 >Walk home one day, forgeting that a haive of hornets moved into the park you like to walkthrough >Sprint home as a cloud of hornets chase you, throwing aprodesiac laced spears at you such is life in MGC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:50:11 No.13219659 >>13219651 >GuaranteedReplies.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:51:18 No.13219662 >>13219654 >I'm scared to death of those things For good reason. Have you seen HORNETS!.jpg?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 12:52:09 No.13219664

>>13219645
This is true, when I was a kid we had a kick ass playground in our backyard, like the kind you'd see at a school or something. Some asshole nigger cunt bitch wasps built a nest underneath a part of it and when I went under there they stung the fuck out of me. Now I burn and smash any wasp I see, bees are fucking cool though I'm actually about to get a hive of them.
>>13219649
Not if they're asshole cunt nigger bitch wasps.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:02:00 No.13219680

>Trio of tomboy Hornet sisters
>They set their eyes on Anon
>They proactively date him
>They realize he doesn't like their boastful, tough personas
>They endeavor to be more feminine while still retaining their tomboy nature
>They squabble over who will get to be the queen
>Anon solves the problem by getting all three of them pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:05:00 No.13219688 >>13219680 >Anon thought this was a good idea at the time >Until he remembered how much children one queen can churn out >ONE queen

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:05:27 No.13219691

>>13219664
Somewhat similar situation to mine. Just running around in rural Mississippi during a family gathering and some asshole yellow jackets built a stealth nest obviously intended to trap children in their circus of pain.

Any plans such as making mead with the hive?

Would bee girls sell aphrodisiac infused mead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:11:00 No.13219705 >>13219691 >Any plans such as making mead with the hive? Of course. >Would bee girls sell aphrodisiac infused mead? Also of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:13:22 No.13219709 >>13219691 Yeah, they would invite boys for for some drinks,and act surprised when they start to get frisky. Or they would just sell it to girls whose husbands have gone cold pin them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:15:31 No.13219713 >>13219688 >Anon thought it was a good idea >Anon realized it was a great idea >Anon has 50 daughterus and makes sure he can always tell them apart and remember their names

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:27:35 No.13219746

>>13219709
>Have oni girlfriend
>Go to a different bar every night for a while to see which one is the best
>Tonight is one run by a Honey Bee hive
>Their special is mead of course
>Oni girlfriend drinks like a gallon of the stuff quickly like usual
>Turns out it was their aphrodisiac infused mead
You can probably guess the rest, his pelvis never recovered.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:40:39 No.13219791 >>13219746 >They make plans to go to the same bar again. Drunken. Snu-Snu is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:42:09 No.13219797 >>13219640 Something involving a Lava Golem. Or whatever you want it to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:43:28 No.13219801 >>13219791 The best. >No tipsy Jinko GF to meet you in bed after a late night shift. This pain makes me strong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:43:30 No.13219802 LDR or ELH, if you are here, are you aware that Google is going to start removing adult content from blogger? The Monster Girl Collection site might get taken down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:44:54 No.13219805 >>13219802 Fuck everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:46:21 No.13219809 >>13219802 Save us, Succuvirus. And does the Collection actually have adult content? It's just a bunch of imgr and pastebin links, isn't it?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:47:24 No.13219811

>>13219802
How behind are you, they backed out of doing that a few weeks back. If they removed all adult content there'd be no one left on blogger anymore. They scaled it back to just removing "commercial" adult content like those assholes uploading porn videos hidden behind linkbux and adfly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:49:55 No.13219819 >>13219713 >Anon is such a good father he can tell each of his 50 daughters apart just from the texture of the insides of their spermatheca

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:50:23 No.13219820 >>13218894 >>13218896 Eh. I wouldn't say it was shit but...meh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:51:53 No.13219822 File: 101 KB, 395x600, Sea_Slime_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219820 I'm sorry. Here's more meh shit, starting at line 77. Don't expect much more this week. http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:53:08 No.13219823 >>13219819 >Dicking the daughteru >good father

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:55:14 No.13219826 >>13219823 >not dicking the daughteru I want you filthy homosexuals to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:56:34 No.13219831 >>13219826 >NTRing your waifu I wish we had a containment board for you faggots. Not even /lgbt/ deserves you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:59:08 No.13219835 >>13219831 >implying you have to have a wife to have a daughteru >implying you can't love them both Low T, leave and don't comeback.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:59:45 No.13219837 File: 99 KB, 363x660, 49366147_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Taking your wife to a high society event.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 13:59:57 No.13219839 >>13219826 But Anon! If they stay they become bulliable alps!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:00:20 No.13219842 >>13219339 >All Purus must die It saddens me every time...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:01:08 No.13219844 >>13219839 Even alps aren't as bad as daughteru fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:01:11 No.13219845 >>13219839 >wanting alps You can fuck off too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:01:31 No.13219847 File: 216 KB, 500x706, 49366147_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219837 >Its being run by a Ryuu...Everyone is wet .....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:01:50 No.13219848 >>13219842 Man, Puru's death in ZZ hit me hard She was like a daughter to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:01:55 No.13219849 >>13219842 One, I think 10, actually does live. Which is said because they are great girls. Would daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:02:45 No.13219854 >>13219811 Sorry, I just read about it once and thought it worth mentioning. Thanks for the update though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:02:53 No.13219855 >>13219844 >this is what faggots believe

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:02:53 No.13219856

>>13219835
>Taking things out of context
Sasuga faggots. The guy has three wives.
>Implying you can evenly devote yourself to both at the same time
Every second your cock is inside your daughter, it isn't inside your wife. But keep listening to your dick, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:03:07 No.13219857 >>13219848 >Anon was like a husband to me! >Dear....you do know I'm still alive right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:03:09 No.13219858 >>13219837 >>13219847 Oh, it's you again. Putting some text next to your spamming won't fool anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:04:09 No.13219860 >>13219857 Man, now I'm tempted to marathon Zeta,ZZ, and CCA

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:04:26 No.13219861

>>13219847
We are not going back to one of her events again.
She grabs some guy who kissed her reverse scale and it rained for hours.
The food was totally ruined and all the guests were soaked.
However the Mermaid had a blast, that is til she realized this isn't how the party was supposed to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:04:38 No.13219862 >>13219855 >Top tier comeback

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:05:17 No.13219866 >>13219847 >futa >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:05:45 No.13219867 >>13219866 Anon, that's her leg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:05:46 No.13219868 >>13219860 No original? But how will you ever learn if they find salt or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:05:56 No.13219870 Stop with the /v/speak.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:06:33 No.13219873 >>13219867 Sure it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:06:46 No.13219875 >>13219866 That's her knee you Gouf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:06:50 No.13219877 >>13219845 >not wanting to find out your best friend became an alp for you >not wanting to hear her beg for your cock >not wanting to ravage the virginal pussy of your new cock slave You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:06:54 No.13219878 >>13219868 True. How could I forget the original Keep forgetting to re-download thatt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:06:55 No.13219879 >>13219868 Or how much of a dick Amuro could be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:07:05 No.13219881 >>13219870 >Being this much of a baby Get motivated faggot.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:07:06 No.13219882

>>13219856
We're talking about daughteru dicking in itself not that guy in particular.

>Every second your cock is inside your daughter, it isn't inside your wife.

You have a tongue and hands don't you? You can handle more than one woman at once can't you? Oh my god, are you a poorfag who can't afford doppelganger potions?

>But keep listening to your dick, anon.

I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:07:26 No.13219884 >>13219866 Anon, I am pretty sure that is a leg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:07:32 No.13219885 >>13219881 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:08:07 No.13219887 >>13219885 Epic maymay brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:08:09 No.13219888 >>13219879 Hey, at least he wasn't Kamile Fucking Fa. Can't even say Kamile without hearing her god damn voice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:08:14 No.13219889 >>13219879 To be fair, he had a shit tier father.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:04 No.13219893 >>13219862 Why should I put in any effort to something that is clearly horseshit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:13 No.13219894 >>13219888 Kamillu!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:15 No.13219895 >>13219888 But Kamille is a girls name

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:19 No.13219896 File: 1.01 MB, 1222x1000, 48904229_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the dragonslut.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:37 No.13219897

>>13219882
No we're talking about that guy in particular. If you're going to change the topic to a broader topic, make it clear, you mongol.

>He's going to live a slave to potions
>What is loyalty
Just pick a waifu and love her you wishy-washy faggot. You probably think open relationships are okay, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:09:46 No.13219898 >>13219894 GOD DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:10:15 No.13219900 >>13219877 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:10:27 No.13219901 >>13219896 How nice. >>13219898 Kamillu! Nag! Nag-naggety-nag-nag-nag!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:10:46 No.13219903 >>13219895 Jerid please. Go mourn your multiple obliterated waifu's

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:10:51 No.13219905 >>13219887 >Epic maymay brah. this thread sure has gone down the shitter

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:11:39 No.13219907 >>13219893 No suprise, coming from the daughteru fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:11:57 No.13219910 >>13219905 I for one, thought you meme'd quite well, good sir. It's fine to see one such as your self upholding the virtue of posting standards Tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:13:21 No.13219915 >>13219905 I'm sorry, but what else am I supposed to do with garbage like >>13219885 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:13:43 No.13219917 >>13219901 I mean, Jesus Christ. there's acting like your their mother, and then there's Fa Kamile should've engaged in sweet Recocoa loving when he had the chance Like how Judau should've did Chara, I mean HOLY SHIT JUDAU, SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:15:03 No.13219920 File: 3.57 MB, 1160x3672, Nothing to add.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219917 >Chara

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:15:57 No.13219922 >>13219920 >No one questioned how and why she's her rank

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:16:32 No.13219923 >>13219897 I think that if I'm going to get kidnapped, mindraped, and incubized, I'm going to enjoy what I can, and that includes making my daughteru's womb swell up like a balloon with my seed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:17:12 No.13219924 >>13219915 you're just proving their point

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:17:18 No.13219926 File: 1.04 MB, 1280x1024, We need a manly man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219922 >implying she didn't fuck her way through the ranks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:17:32 No.13219927 >>13219907 That doesn't even make sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:17:43 No.13219928 >>13219903 Don't forget Karikorn, his only male friend. Adventures of Jerid and his ghost harem when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:18:58 No.13219932 >>13219926 I swear to god I saw her jerk off the handle in one of those suits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:19:05 No.13219934 >>13219926 >No arguments were heard from anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:19:14 No.13219935 >>13219917 Don't forget Haman, she was looking for a rebound after Char

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:19:40 No.13219938 >>13219802 Why did this get deleted?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:20:29 No.13219941 >>13219935 My god, who can forget Haman god damn Karn? I mean, come on, Judau. COME ON. I know you love your sister and you're doing a terrible job at hiding those incest vibes, but COME ON

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:20:50 No.13219942 >>13219938 He probs deleted it himself when it got pointed out it's not an issue.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:20:57 No.13219943

>>13219923
> kidnapped, mindraped, and incubized,
Why are these things that are happening now? You're just making shit up at this point to justify your position. Not that I don't agree with you. If they treat you like a communal cumpump, they're no daughters of mine and I'll fuck what I want.

But then the order of priority has changed. They are sluts before daughters, and it matters left. But if you're in a loving relationship with your waifu, and your daughter is just sexually interested in dicks in general and you take that chance to poach her from her future husbando, or God forbid you stole an onee-chan from an otouto you're just a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:21:00 No.13219944 >>13219938 Probably because he was wrong and didn't want to spread misinformation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:23:04 No.13219948 >>13219339 >>13219343 >Baphomet Going Demon-Mode This...is pretty damn nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:24:08 No.13219954 >>13219924 >Sense >What you just said

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:25:33 No.13219959 >>13219941 Seriously, I think the only rival for him on the woman charts is Usso. >One Year War with MGs >Operation British is a Dark Matter >The Nightmare of Solomon is...well...you know. >The Red Comet is a wurm >The Crimson lightning is a lamia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:25:54 No.13219960 >>13219538 I wanna brush that Anubis' tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:25:58 No.13219962 >>13219943 >implying I need to justify shit >implying what I fuck isn't mine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:26:48 No.13219964 So what's the current shitstorm about, I stopped paying attention when the daughtru dickingfags and anti-daughtru dickingfags started going at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:27:28 No.13219968 >>13219822 >she simply paddled her feet and went to and fro, enjoying the sights beneath the crystal clear water That' a particularly cute mental image.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:27:52 No.13219970 >>13219964 Pay attention you lazy fuck, we're not here to spoonfeed you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:27:54 No.13219971 >>13219959 >Bananabear is a Grizzly

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:28:07 No.13219972 >>13219954 ok dude >>13219964 i don't even know anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:28:27 No.13219974 >>13219948 Glad you liked it, wanted to make them frightening when angered without going the usual "super strength loli" route

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:28:48 No.13219977 >>13219968 And the only redeeming quality?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:31:21 No.13219985 >>13219971 >Not a unicorn piloting the unicorn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:32:28 No.13219986 >>13219985 >Unicorn piloting a Unicorn >Ghost piloting a Banshee Wait, shit, I just made myself sad now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:32:52 No.13219988 >>13219962 >I'm just a giant cock typing on the internet Yeah whatever man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:34:28 No.13219990 >>13219959 >Dozella Zabi the Ogre >Shina Matsunaga the Arctic Werewolf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:35:37 No.13219994 >>13219974 I'd say you succeeded. Fear Boner to the max, good job. Was worth the wait. Though there are a lot of spelling errors, so yeah, might want to proof-read a bit more closely in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:37:20 No.13219998 >>13219988 >G-g-guys! Monstergirls totally work the same way human women do! You should be a perfect gentleman and cuddle ad shower them with affection, instead of giving them the D I hope you get NTRed for real you beta.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:39:13 No.13220003 >>13219986 Marida Cruze....Standing Down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:39:23 No.13220004 >>13219822 >The Sea Slime had breached his safe place. After the previous talk about kraken violation, this sounds dangerously euphemistic. I still like it, Alp. Forward!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:40:10 No.13220009 >>13220003 It was a sad day indeed when i watched that episode

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:42:16 No.13220016 >>13219974 Man, an angry Baphomet would be pretty scary. One of the most powerful magic users. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:42:58 No.13220017 >>13219998 >I fuck my daughters, look how alpha I am you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:43:48 No.13220018 >>13219974 And the ending was absolutely adorable too, so props for that as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:44:46 No.13220019 >>13220004 Well that's nice of you. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:44:49 No.13220021 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, Lava can blush if it's a Golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu properly communicate when she wants a kiss?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:48:29 No.13220027 File: 272 KB, 550x696, 1393693856150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220021 If by "properly communicate", you mean splash into me like a wave and start glooping all over my face, then yes.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:49:05 No.13220029

>>13220017
Not being a bitch is what makes one an alpha, so not listening to your winging about "muh good father, muh no dicking the daughteru" is what makes me one. It's porn, so why you're applying human standards to the relationship is beyond me. Go ahead, try to convince m next with the genetic/psychological "consequences" that come from dicking the daughteru. Oh wait, there aren't any, cry more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:49:24 No.13220034 >>13220021 She is pretty used to just taking what she wants without needing to. I guess being alive for such a long time and being able to raise the dead kinda makes the small things like asking seem less important.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:49:57 No.13220038 >>13219998 >RRargh >My dick goes into everything >Look at how great and alpha i am >R-right internet? You'll believe me, R-right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:52:36 No.13220041 >>13220021 She'd probably just take it without asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:52:53 No.13220042 File: 18 KB, 315x274, 1393085276889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219998 >>13220017 >>13220029 >this shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:52:54 No.13220043 >>13220029 >"Not being a bitch is what makes one an alpha" >Something a real alpha wouldn't say No by all means, do go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:53:49 No.13220044 File: 1.08 MB, 1240x1754, Hellhound_cloth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220021 If tackling me to the floor counts then sure

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:54:44 No.13220046 >>13220021 Do you considering pressing her breasts up against me and looking into my eyes with heart pupils properly communicating?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:56:11 No.13220050 >>13220046 I should think so. What else would you do in that situation if not kiss her? And then promptly pin her to the floor and ravage her like a good husbando.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:56:14 No.13220051

>>13220038
See, it's you and >>13220017
that have gone with the whole "alpha" tirade. I like dicking the daughteru, you don't. I don't mind, but you come off as really insecure when dicking what is meant to be dicked makes you go into an autismal fit. Are you that inadequate, that you have to make excuses for not dicking monstergirls? Which aren't even real?

tl;dr I'm dicking the daughteru and you can choke on your opinions, it won't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:56:55 No.13220053 >>13220042 >hiding does nothing Do I really have to get 4chanX to hide the whole shitposting chain?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:57:46 No.13220056 >>13220050 Other than exactly what you said, saying I love you while impregnating her with yet another child.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:59:15 No.13220060 >>13220043 I'm not the one alping all over the place about being loyal to waifus, who aren't real, "k-k-keep your dicks in your pants you guys!" "Your waifu will be sad if you dick your daughteru." Start taking your pills again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 14:59:26 No.13220062 >>13219998 >Hurr put your dick in everything like a goddamn fucking animal that can't make use of its own sapience to achieve anything more in life >Hurr sex comes first You don't think much, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:00:32 No.13220064 File: 337 KB, 765x765, 1425703845100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everybody be nice to each other this instant! Let's just get along and wait for Nyanon to finish Doublemaus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:00:39 No.13220065 >>13220051 >Being that full of yourself No wonder you want to nail your daughterus, they're just enough of you to be appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:00:39 No.13220066 >>13219998 >>13220051 >Cherry-picking from your own posts >Daughters >Meant to be dicked But that's bait, you autismal cock.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:01:15 No.13220068

>>13220051
>you come off as really insecure when dicking what is meant to be dicked makes you go into an autismal fit
See, it's that attitude that makes them go so crazy at you. Viewing daughterus as things "which are meant to be dicked", which they do not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:01:17 No.13220069 >>13219994 Thanks Had a migraine during my editing runs. I plan on going back in the future for more edits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:02:12 No.13220071 >>13220065 AHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:02:20 No.13220072 >>13220016 >>13220018 Thanks, glad you liked it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:02:22 No.13220073 File: 154 KB, 500x650, 1393529749600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220069 How do I do like you do Average?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:03:59 No.13220079 >>13220060 >Implying I'm the same guy >Being that defensive of daughteru dicking You're an interesting specimen, I'll give you that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:04:00 No.13220080 File: 41 KB, 404x600, 14595948458354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey where you goin' handsome? You gonna give us a peak or what?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:04:41 No.13220082 >>13220080 A peak? Why whatever do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:05:05 No.13220086 >>13220080 >Peak Isn't that euphemism usually used for boobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:05:10 No.13220088 >>13220080 >peak

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:05:30 No.13220091 >>13220053 I have no clue but I would recommend 4chanx anyway because it makes browsing 4chan that much more pleasant, you'll see what I mean after you've used it for a month https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x You'll need Greasemonkey btw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:06:02 No.13220094 >>13220080 >Peak I don't understand. I think that helmet isn't working right, lady

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:06:17 No.13220095 >>13220086 maybe an erection?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:11:14 No.13220101
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>>13220021
>"Anon, I require you to lay your lips onto mine. It's for a new spell I'm researching."
>"Now mmff push your tongue inside. Yesh like that... Sho thish ish it... Musht analyze the fluid exchange..."
>She proceeds to place a hand on your crotch and the other on hers
>"Meashruing arousal...."
>She breaks the kiss, a thin string of saliva still connecting your lips to hers
>"Very good. Now I need you to repeat it... on my nether lips."

Nnnnnnngh why is Lich so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:12:23 No.13220104 File: 152 KB, 600x800, B2z7e1kCAAAKnOM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These hips are a crime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:13:41 No.13220107 >>13219339 >>13219343 Average, I never knew you were into Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:14:13 No.13220110 >>13220101 How would a Monstergirl, specifically a Lich, react to a permanently cold, serious and calculating scientist who cares only about his work and absolutely nothing and no one else?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:14:23 No.13220111 >>13220107 But anon, everybody loves Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:15:34 No.13220113 >>13220111 I've never watched Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:16:13 No.13220115 >>13220113 You're a nobody. Now go watch Gundam you boor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:16:23 No.13220116 >>13220021 Did you commission this, or was it drawn by someone on their own accord?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:16:27 No.13220117 >>13220111 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:16:43 No.13220118 >>13220073 Writingwise? Read a lot and GM for folks. When people ask why your bad guy is trying to take over the world you need a better answer tha "because"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:17:06 No.13220119 >>13220113 The only Gundam I've ever seen was G, and that was on tv. I'm just not a mecha fan.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:18:05 No.13220121

>>13220062
>>13220065
>>13220065
>6-1 All for the sake of sex
>Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.

>Basically, monsters that don't have a human man will think firstly about attacking and obtaining a man.
>Monsters tend to use whatever means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man. Of course they'll assault and forcibly rape, but they may also use whatever means available such as seduction, spells, and potions to make a man their prisoner and claim him. Even if a man despises monsters, they'll rape and pleasure him again and again until the hatred directed at them changes into endless lust.

>Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age.

>They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.
>Most of them grow up dreaming of sweetly obscene days spent having sex with a man just like their mother; they anticipate tasting it in the future, and the act of receiving pleasure and spirit energy is engraved in their instinct as a wonderful thing. For that reason, even monsters with the age and appearance of human children under 10 years old will thoughtlessly assault and ravish men with bodies way larger than their own in monstrous fashion once their desire for human men awakens if their tiny, young womb that's already ready to receive a man throbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:19:00 No.13220124 >>13220118 >Read a lot Always. Every single time I ask people say this. Dammit, it's not possible! >GM for folks Oh. Well, that's that then.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:19:20 No.13220125
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>>13220110
She would make it her business to teach him that scientific inspiration comes from emotional investment in his work and emotional indickment in his collaborators

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:20:10 No.13220128

>>13220121
>Also, monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may rarely end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get spirit energy. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food, but in such circumstances they generally acquire a taste for their own father's spirit energy and then end up recognizing him as their “husband”. Furthermore, races such as “slime” that can have sex with a man right after being born have dirty thoughts and a mind to seek spirit energy and pleasure from the beginning. They will have sex right on the spot with the human man in front of them who is their own father and obtain spirit energy. Other than that, there are also races that live in groups for whom it's normal to milk spirit energy from their father together with their mother, and become pregnant with their father's children such as large mouse and “devil bug (encyclopedia I – p. 138) “, etc.
their arousal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:21:18 No.13220131 >>13220121 >>13220128 >Behold, the true power of autism!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:21:22 No.13220132 >>13220107 yep, I love me some gundam. Who doesn't?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:21:47 No.13220133

>>13220128
>According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl. It's normal for such a man to be faced with fierce criticism. But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild. Also, the organization “sabbath” that recommends sex with very young monsters is considered as something that makes their daughters grow to be more lascivious monsters while they're still very young and cute, so it has an extremely good reputation among mothers.
Also, according to human common sense, it is taboo for parents and children to have sex and commit incest, but naturally, monsters have no such taboo. I previously mentioned that there are rarely monsters who end up recognizing their own father as their “husband”, but in that case, there are two possibilities. On the one hand, the mother can pleasure her husband together with her daughter, and she can teach her beloved daughter the goodness of her beloved husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:22:38 No.13220136 >>13220101 >Yesh like that... Sho thish ish it... Bane?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:23:24 No.13220137

>>13220133
>The whole family can become one, and experience bliss while having threesomes, or, on the other hand, the mother can treat even her own daughter as a rival and struggle over her husband in the same way as struggling with another monster over a man, vying for the husband by having sex. Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, etc. , it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”
>Many monster children brought up in locations near humans have knowledge of the human moral view that “parent-child sex is taboo”, but even so, that doesn't change their values. On the contrary, that knowledge gives them a feeling of depravity, and then children will only end up enjoying sex with their father even more, and mothers will only end up enjoying family threesomes even more.
>Additionally, the birth of a monster of a “sudden mutational race” is a very joyous thing for mothers. Generally monsters of sudden mutational races have a peculiar nature, and possess high abilities, so they are also welcomed by all monsters. Harboring a new devilish nature and eventually using her new body and abilities during sex, the daughter will be able to produce a new pleasure. Monster mothers who want their own daughters to be more lascivious are overjoyed at the prospects of their daughter's future just as if it were their own, and it makes their hearts dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:24:56 No.13220141 File: 1.09 MB, 1452x1599, Everyone point your fingers and laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220132 Apparently this guy>>13220117 Let's all point our fingers at him and laugh!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:25:12 No.13220143 >>13220125 Dat ass tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:25:14 No.13220144 >>13220021 >Lave Golem art Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:25:25 No.13220146 >>13220136 >Implying it'sh not lich Connery

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:25:51 No.13220147 >>13220121 >>13220128 >>13220133 >>13220137 Other anon here, you forgot one important thing; Nothing bad ever happens, because hugbox. If anon doesn't want to do x, he doesn't have to do it. Your argument is invalid

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:26:30 No.13220149 >>13220141 Not him but my first Gundam was Wing. It kind of spoiled the franchise for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:26:47 No.13220152 >>13220131 >I can't refute the facts so I'll parrot autism! Cry. More.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:28:03 No.13220154 >>13220152 >Implying I'm not laughing God, I hope you're here all week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:28:36 No.13220156 File: 575 KB, 512x384, 1396055352215.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder to put up a mosquito net around your bed to keep Pixies and Fairies out so they don't rape you in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:30:23 No.13220167 File: 479 KB, 700x800, 1415052411966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All this MGE forcing >Again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:30:48 No.13220169 >>13220149 Understandable. I like Gundam as much as he next guy, but even i know it's not for everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:30:55 No.13220170 >>13220154 Sure you are faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:31:29 No.13220172 >>13220147 God bless KC's teletubby world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:32:44 No.13220177 >>13220170 Don't be mad anon, you've brought a smile to my face, that counts for something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:33:33 No.13220178 >>13220149 For me it went Wing > G > Origional > Zeta > 0083> 08th MS Team> CCA > 00 >Ramba Ral as an older kitsune

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:33:44 No.13220180 >>13220156 Mm Hmm!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:36:18 No.13220186
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Line 50
http://pastebin.com/sjF1VaQk
>First Date

During which someone almost gets exsanguinated again. Tomorrow some more Komodo-oneechan, and yesterday's Tsundragon update came out just as the late-thread shitposting started, if you missed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:37:44 No.13220194 >>13220177 Sure, okay..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:37:51 No.13220196 >>13220178 >Never saw War in the Pocket in the glorious old days Shame on you sir. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn7KgXhwwI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:38:45 No.13220203 >>13220186 You're getting awfully prolific. I'm kinda jelly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:39:48 No.13220207 >>13220147 The point is he's full of shit.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:41:03 No.13220210

>>13220080
>Walking home with waifu when construction worker orcs start to harass you.
>"Hey babe, you hungry? Then ditch that appetizer and eat at the buffet!" one of them shouts as she grabs her crotch
>"Whip it out boy, show us what makes her scream!"
>Before you can react your waifu grabs you and kisses you deeply, her free hand flipping them off
>"He's mine"
>The orcs boo as she drags you home
>As soon as you get she leads you to the bed and makes you remember why you married her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:43:00 No.13220213 >>13220186 That Vampires physical description is arousing.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:44:23 No.13220215

>>13220203
I've churned out a short a day on several occasions when I've had more free time and then quiet down completely then work picks up again. I think I didn't do anything for a month before this latest rush and I was out for 3 or 4 last summer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:45:16 No.13220217 To the guy who made the maid profiles, requester of the last profile (Grace) here. I wasn't around for a while and just got back home today. The profile is great! Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:45:44 No.13220219 >>13220215 Well you're doing more than me, and I'm jelly. More importantly you're doing better than me, and I'm even more jelly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:46:50 No.13220221 >>13220101 Because undead are love. They are all so good. Obviously the Lich is the best, but even the worst undead is still better than a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:51:43 No.13220229 >>13220147 >nothing bad ever happens in MGE >Mamono Mana Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:52:04 No.13220231 >>13220121 >They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure Well, this whole thing just got alot shittier.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:52:20 No.13220232 >>13219977 Just take the compliment ya damn Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:53:34 No.13220234 >>13220232 But it totally is, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:54:07 No.13220235 >>13220231 Take the bits you like and throw out the rest. KC has said the in-universe author isn't reliable, if you want to go that route.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:56:08 No.13220239

>>13220231
This is what's fun about it, though.
Dare you face what a world of total amoral hedonism would actually look like, one the first orgy was over?
As a sufferingfag, the implications of people falling down the black hole of debauchery thrill me with a special kind of schadenfreude

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:56:43 No.13220243 >>13220231 Do you people really not read the guide because of "hurr, shitty worldbuilding, fuck KC" You should at least know what you're ignoring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:58:08 No.13220251 >>13220235 >KC has said the in-universe author isn't reliable Quite an original criticism shield.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 15:59:40 No.13220257
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>>13220243
It's pornography, anon.
We are not subject to the usual demands of intellectual integrity or textual fidelity, because the correct interpretation is always the one that gives you the spiciest boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:02:02 No.13220269 >>13220257 But why would I eat an Alice?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:02:13 No.13220271 >>13220257 >It's pornography, anon. not a good reason for people not to ask for quality

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:04:10 No.13220282

>>13220251
Not that original. It's the same as authors going meta and having characters pointing out flaws within the story as if that makes people go
>yeah it sucks, but look, character A pointed it out, so it's okay, it must be planned
or some other such bulllshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:04:43 No.13220284 >Your wurm daughter will never want to be a ballerina when she grows up Would you encourage her to find a way or tell her the cold hard facts, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:07:00 No.13220289 >>13220284 Let her try it for herself. And surprise me. >Your dormouse daughter will never want to be a rugby player when she grows up That I might have to step in for.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:07:19 No.13220290

I wonder what would happen if a bicorn's husband turned into an alp. Would they just become eternal pole sisters trying to build the biggest male harem ever, would they find another guy and build a monster harem around him, or would they build the harem around both sides and just make the worlds largest orgy?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:08:07 No.13220294

>>13220234
I'm going to track you down and slap you.

No, if you want to know I liked how the monsters weren't innocent, sighing maidens. I liked the Kraken both when she disarmed Slack with pragmatism and her building a home from the sunken ship.
Also, Pomus a cute. Some what pitiable, but cute, like how she can find joy simply from being able to explore the island instead of being swept around by ocean currents.

And that's as much as I'm willing to shine your Alp horn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:09:12 No.13220296 >>13220257 Not what I mean. If people would just read the guide we'd avoid SO MANY arguments.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:10:39 No.13220300 >>13220294 It's just pretty much the only other thing I've really been told today has been "it's not shit, just meh", so I needed that. Thanks. I'll just go watch Gundam now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:12:34 No.13220302 >>13220300 Remember to watch it in order! Well, if you're watching something from the UC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:13:16 No.13220303 >>13220302 Anon, please. I got the guide from /m/ ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:14:28 No.13220304 >>13220290 >Spend weeks building your husband a harem >He ends up Alping >All your hard work was wasted >Try not to cry >Cry a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:14:49 No.13220305 >>13220303 Just making sure. Don't want you going from one to the next and then becoming confused Have fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:15:38 No.13220309 >>13220282 Ah, reminds me of people thinking satire is an excuse for a shitty work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:15:44 No.13220310 File: 292 KB, 800x660, 4124c5df392556e6e66a0549932517ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Darkstalker?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:16:10 No.13220312 >>13220305 Oh I'm having fun alright. More than I ever thought I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:16:55 No.13220313 >>13220304 Depression turns to rage and she forces the alp to sleep with all the monsters. The entire hear her yelling "Eat the pussy you cuntboy faggot!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:17:10 No.13220314 >>13220310 Doesn't fucking her mean you have to live on inside her as a soul in constant sexual bliss? Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:17:56 No.13220316 >>13220313 *the entire town fuck I can't English

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:18:10 No.13220317 >>13220312 You're making me want to marathon the UC trilogy now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:19:35 No.13220320 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1023, Da Alp life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220317 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:20:18 No.13220323 >>13220320 But I'd have to DL 91 and Victory Fine. Shouldn't take long

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:20:22 No.13220325 >>13220317 /mgt/ Gundam and Monater Girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:22:53 No.13220330 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220325 IT'S A WURMDAM!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:23:36 No.13220333 File: 567 KB, 533x838, 705eb1c7abff8bfd5f76adfe6a0b72be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220310 Felicia is the only acceptable answer.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:26:42 No.13220336
File: 719 KB, 943x1200, 49399705_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You wake up one morning only to discover your bed has been replaced by a bundle of very excitable fluffy tails that are trying to strip your clothing off of you.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:27:15 No.13220338 >>13220336 I sleep naked, there's nothing to strip.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:27:42 No.13220340

>>13220330
>Wurm chasing after an Anon for almost a week
>Even though she's practically plowing through everyone and everything, Anon is just goo fast and too agile that he keeps evading her
>But the Wurm never gives up, and hatches an idea after getting sidetracked for a day of watching nothing but Gundam
>She constructs Char's helmet out of cardboard
>She buys all the red pain you can get at the hardware store
>And she paints herself red
>"Now I'll go 3x as fast!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:27:52 No.13220342 >>13220336 DOUBLE LARIAT EVERYTHING AND BAIL THE FUCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:27:57 No.13220343 >>13220336 I try to find the hole(s).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:28:41 No.13220345 File: 2 KB, 120x120, 1427142521922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you slaughter the Russian Mob in MGC at the behest of strange messages on your answering machine?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:28:52 No.13220346 >>13220333 You seem to have misspelled "Hsien-Ko."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:29:03 No.13220348 >>13220340 Wurm Wrangler 0069 is going to have a Wurm who paints herself red for this very reason.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:29:44 No.13220349

>>13220333
Reminder:

>Despite what the OVA, Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and some artwork and merchandise might have people believe, Felicia has the largest breasts of the Darkstalker females, beating even SNK's Mai Shiranui, and is the only one with jiggle physics applied.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:31:10 No.13220354 >>13220346 >Hsien-Ko Not the anon, but as much as I like Felicia you get a high five

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:31:25 No.13220356 >>13220345 Will there be a twist at the end that I might not like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:31:37 No.13220357 >>13220338 Yeah, I'm not sure why they would go through the trouble of dressing me while I was asleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:32:12 No.13220359 >>13220348 >she actually becomes 3x faster Or was it 5? I think it was five

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:32:59 No.13220360 >>13220356 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:33:44 No.13220364 >>13220345 >Crazy guy with mental issues who crushes people's heads with blunt weapons while wearing masks >yfw Jacket becomes Gasmask in HM3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:33:47 No.13220365 >>13220359 It was 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:34:27 No.13220366 >>13220365 Knew it. 5 just rolls off the tongue better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:36:11 No.13220371 File: 238 KB, 700x757, 1341682185147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate horsepussy but love lionpussy. Anyone else have these kinds of conflicting feelings?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:37:18 No.13220374 >>13220371 Fuck off Bob, I know it's you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:38:32 No.13220380 >>13220342 How would you double lariat fluffy tails?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:47:22 No.13220393 >>13220380 Spinning fists are a direct counter to fluffy, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:50:09 No.13220400 >>13220393 Won't it just wrap you up quicker

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 16:58:56 No.13220419

Due to a bullshit reason, a monster from Monster Hunter has become a monstergirl, and she immediately claims you as her husband. The monster in question is your choice, so keep that in mind. Anyway, how well does it turn out?
Note: Yes, size changes can be made if they were originally too big/small for your preference.
Note 2: I would have included the random option, but the after-effects would probably have been convoluted.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:02:12 No.13220437 File: 239 KB, 800x800, 1426886258074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220419 Oh shit, and just to think I have recent/semi-recent Monster Hunter monstergirl stuff from the /v/ draw threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:03:23 No.13220443 File: 171 KB, 900x1151, queropeco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220419 >but the after-effects would probably have been convoluted. explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:04:30 No.13220446 >got a character I don't like, hastily wrote in because i liked the gimmick, tend to forget about completely >Can't reasonably kill it off. Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:05:29 No.13220450 >>13220446 Tell me about the character, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:06:06 No.13220452 >>13220446 Active hidden skill: Key aids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:07:13 No.13220454 >>13218568 >Abominations are super popular Literally only two writefaggots have done anything with them, and the only one that gets attention is the one with the weird jaws.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:07:30 No.13220457 >>13220349 >Bigger tits than Mai Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:08:43 No.13220462 >>13220450 A kind of golem which doesn't need constant energy to stay material. Bonded to the MC after jewing him into a contract. Kinda good battle stats >>13220452 How do I key aid a non-organic character.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:09:59 No.13220467 >>13220446 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:11:39 No.13220472 >>13220462 >Wanting to kill off a golem The fuck, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:11:47 No.13220473 File: 1.71 MB, 2000x1500, slavemarket.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTS

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:12:07 No.13220475

>>13220462
How about this: the Golem is undone by a one-off Lilim villain who does it to show off her UNLIMITED POWER.
The Lilim wants to troll the MC because reasons, and then leaves when she realizes she'd mistaken the MC for someone completely different.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:12:38 No.13220477 >>13220462 Make up some imaginary metal/substance that destroys/degrades/eats it like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ilxsu-JlY Name it Keyadium.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:13:08 No.13220480 >>13220473 I'll have one of those zombie neko cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:14:23 No.13220485 >>13220473 >Those eyes You should draw a mojyo monster girl. Preferably a lamia. Or Kunoichi. Or Troll.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:15:27 No.13220492

>>13220443
1) I probably would have botched address for the random page
2) The random page would have been more likely to fall upon weapons and armors, which would have probably brought only Paladins, and this thread was only going so well.
Perhaps convoluted was not the precise word I was looking for, but it was the first one that came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:16:09 No.13220496 >>13220472 It's got no relevance, and just tags along because of some bullshit contract I wrote up to shoot myself in the foot later. >>13220475 That would work if the tone of the story were less serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:16:59 No.13220498 >>13220492 Good point, have you perhaps thought about wheeldecide or something to stuff full of monsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:17:30 No.13220499 >>13220496 Come on man, even Lord of the Rings had TWO CHAPTERS OF TOM BOMBADIL.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:18:12 No.13220505 >>13220186 Looking good anon, this is making me want to try my hand at some actual prose now instead of just greentext stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:18:19 No.13220506 >>13220473 I'll take the one on the left.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:18:48 No.13220508 >>13220336 Just tails? Creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:19:12 No.13220512 >>13220345 Do you like Hurting people?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:19:21 No.13220513

>>13220499
Tom Bombadil was amazing though. This bitch isn't. Did he even do anything big? Wasn't he like a god or something?

I think I'll just bullshit explanation my way out of the contrct and have her fuck off. this is why planning before you write is so important.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:19:54 No.13220515 >>13220400 Not if I deal AoE damage on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:20:01 No.13220516 >>13220336 Ask my wife what is the meaning of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:20:04 No.13220517 I've been told that this is a good place to ask about the specifics of how centaur girls and spider girls have sex. Any tips/pointers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:20:27 No.13220518 >>13220513 >amazing though HE WAS THE WORST SHIT EVER! EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE HOBBIT MOVIES WAS PREFERABLE TO HIM! Hate. Let me tell you about HATE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:20:51 No.13220521 File: 376 KB, 869x1273, I should be working on other things.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220336 Wonder how I got such a shit tier waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:21:28 No.13220524 >>13220517 A Centaur takes it like a mare. A spider girl has a vagina where the normal spider would have a mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:21:36 No.13220526 >>13220473 Oi m8. You're a pretty good drawfag, y'know that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:22:31 No.13220531 >>13220517 Penis in vagina

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:22:40 No.13220532 >>13220473 Not gonna lie, I'm impressed with how competent of an artist you are turning out to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:22:58 No.13220535 >>13220517 Read Arachne smut, like that thing Kitsoviet wrote around a year back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:23:03 No.13220536 >>13218094 >>13218083 >>13218562 Glad you liked it. >>13218154 Yes. She's soaked in it now. >>13218162 >I thought it might be more contrived than it was Good, I was intentionally avoiding that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:23:08 No.13220537 >>13220518 >Not wanting to detract form the main story with random mazes >Not wanting some kind of singing fat fairy to tae you back to hi place and feed you I dunno man. Actually I forget, fuck it was a long while since I lest read those books.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:23:48 No.13220540 >>13220517 Stick a dick in her spinneret

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:24:08 No.13220544 >>13220473 You should draw a crazy, sad, yandere Wisp you got the eyes for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:24:48 No.13220550 >>13220485 >>13220544 This. Do a Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:24:51 No.13220551 >>13220473 How much for pinky?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:26:18 No.13220556 File: 199 KB, 832x1200, 1426812602165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220544 What this nigga said.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:26:50 No.13220560 >>13220473 I'll take the one on the right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:28:19 No.13220565 >>13220498 I haven't even heard of wheeldecide, but I might give it a shot later.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:28:53 No.13220567 >>13220540 That would be like trying to dick her tear ducts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:29:08 No.13220570 >>13220462 Does it have a creator or something? You could have them get the Golem because they need her for some offscreen task.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:30:46 No.13220579 >>13220462 Are you YBA or someone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:30:48 No.13220580 >>13220567 Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:31:37 No.13220582 File: 133 KB, 800x600, 1413314182369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which MG has the best butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:32:03 No.13220584 >TFW every time I think of Death-chan I can only see Malthael now >TFW she'll never tell you that you cannot stop Death >TFW you'll never fill her dark soul WITH LIGHT

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:32:23 No.13220586

>>13220289
>No harpy that wants to be a weightlifter
>No dragon that wants to be a kindergarten teacher
>No lamia that wants to do ballet
>No centaur that wants to be a race car driver
>No dormouse that wants to do rugby
>No mermaid that wants to be a pilot
What are some other jobs or hobbies that are unsuitable for certain monster girls? Also, how would you handle a wife/daughteru that wants to do something they are unsuitable or unable to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:34:00 No.13220589 >>13220584 >TFW she'll never tell you that you cannot stop Death >Transfer memories and personality into a completely cybernetic body

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:34:38 No.13220592 >>13220584 I'd get crazy with her if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:34:40 No.13220593 >>13220473 Since less loves dickgirls so much, you ought to draw a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:34:42 No.13220594 >>13220582 Scylla

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:36:27 No.13220601 File: 936 KB, 8500x2200, 1410013127296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220582 The Cheshire in the middle

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:37:50 No.13220606 >>13220593 >>13220601 I want #tailpussy to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:38:09 No.13220607 >>13220582 Anubis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:38:20 No.13220609 >>13220582 Trolls Wights Scylla Anubutts Slimes/Lava Golems that prioritize having the world's best ass Buttslut Liches One of those

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:40:40 No.13220619 >>13220609 >Buttslut Lich I'm curious about that thought

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:41:56 No.13220623

>>13220419
Finally got the wheeldecide up, if anybody wants to actually bother with this.
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Gore%2FShagaru+Magala&c2=Dalamadur&c3=Zinogre&c4=Brachydios&c5=Tigrex&c6=Rajang&c7=Najarala&c8=Deviljho&c9=Nerscylla&c10=Zamtrios&c11=Seltas+Queen&c12=Chameleos&c13=Diablos+%28can+be+black+if+one+desires%29&c14=Lagombi&c15=Nargacuga&c16=Dah%27ren%2FJhen+Mohran+%28choose+one%29&c17=Lagiacrus&c18=Ceadeus&c19=Barroth&c20=Qurupeco&c21=Duramboros&c22=Barioth&c23=Arzuros&c24=Your+choice&c25=&t=MH+to+MG%2C+what%27s+your+fate%3F&col=&time=5&width=&cols=&tcol=&x=173&y=19
Note: I am 90% sure that I think I screwed up the address and gave more info than needed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:42:32 No.13220626 >>13220619 As am I. I'm not a huge fan of anal, but that sounds pretty cool.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:42:54 No.13220627

>>13220513
You could also just cheat and redo the character. Have something dramatic happen that causes her to be less boring. Getting rid of a boring character only makes them more boring and pointless. I'm sure you can find something to do with her. You've been doing a good job with all of your other characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:44:37 No.13220634 >>13220601 Some day a writefag will do a character or suggestion of mine...someday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:45:03 No.13220635 File: 474 KB, 900x1200, Deviljho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220623 >>13220419 >Deviljho Time to show off my cooking skills.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:45:38 No.13220638 >>13220582 Depends on the girls build >Zankuro Familiar

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:46:04 No.13220642 >>13220634 What kind of character suggestion?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:46:28 No.13220644
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>>13220619
Is a buttslut lich a general-purpose slutty lich who prefers anal, or is she a lich who's generally a prude but will sleep with anyone who whispers sweet promises to bash her backdoor in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:46:35 No.13220645 >>13220473 I'll take the zombie neko, thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:47:05 No.13220647 >>13220638 >Zankuro Anubisfucker, everyone knows Jun is better for petite girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:51:57 No.13220663 >>13220642 Did a hobgoblin arm wrestling an Oni with Loen I thinlove. I was so happy. Then he left to fight hobos

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:52:58 No.13220668 >>13220473 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:53:20 No.13220669 File: 203 KB, 1000x1438, Kamilla line.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220663 I made a suggestion for a loli Kamilla. I know how it feels for him to run off to fight hobos and getting shanked by the hobo king

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 17:54:49 No.13220674 File: 101 KB, 800x800, 1384674988441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13219025 Vampires are love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:01:19 No.13220700 File: 239 KB, 403x880, cyclopsg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I hate it here >My feet hurt >I wish I was at home working on my Kaiji fanfiction

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:03:19 No.13220710 >>13220700 Kaiji is moe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:04:26 No.13220715 >>13220700 >that gap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:05:20 No.13220717 >>13220710 Kaiju are also moe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:05:57 No.13220723 File: 104 KB, 560x800, i fucking hate this bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220700

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:05:59 No.13220724
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>>13220623
Not to be rude, but there was quite a few missing, also that url is atrociously long

goo , gl/l1EfpQ

I added a few more, along with some from frontier, not all though but a much bigger chunk.

Sorry if it's rude-ish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:08:12 No.13220729 Which MG is best for denying you orgasm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:08:37 No.13220730 >>13220623 >get lagombi >don't know shit about MH >Google it Do not want

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:09:38 No.13220734 File: 683 KB, 800x1121, Lago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220724 Chameleos is love. >>13220730 What's not to want?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:10:07 No.13220739 >>13220623 >Lagi Fuck my everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:10:32 No.13220742 File: 537 KB, 934x629, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220729 >Wraps you up >Immobilizes you >Keeps on edge for days at a time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:12:09 No.13220747 You wouldn't buy a slave monster girl off the market and guilt her into marrying you because she's no longer a slave would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:12:31 No.13220749 >>13220473 Haohi a cutie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:13:28 No.13220752 >>13220747 With my current amount of money? Fuck that.] Every monster on earth can fuck off until I get an income that I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:13:34 No.13220753 >>13220749 ZombieNeko a cuter

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:14:12 No.13220754 >>13220724 >Agnaktor >Look it up Oh boy. I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not, but the image I found is pretty cool, for the MG version.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:15:07 No.13220757 >>13220747 Of course not. I would buy her then seduce her into raping me by walking around partially clothed and letting my guard down all the time. Then I'll use the rape to guilt her into marrying me to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:15:33 No.13220759 >>13220729 >>13220742 Your taste a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:15:44 No.13220760 >>13220754 She's pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:16:07 No.13220762 >>13220734 Well, alright. That's better than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:16:26 No.13220765 >>13220753 Haohi is pretty cute too

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:16:41 No.13220766

>>13220729
>>13220729

Any of the Lamia family, Kraken, Manticore. Or my personal favorite.

Gazer manipulating and stroking your cock with those dainty, ichor covered feet of hers, expertly manipulating the skin on your member, jeering you on with taunts of you wanting to cum to a one-eyed girl like her. Telling you that if you can't last for another ten minutes you have no chance of having sex with the petite MG. Her eye tentacles just watching you from all angles, using a variety of magic spells to increase or decrease sensation

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:16:48 No.13220767

>>13220747

>guilt her into marrying you because she's no longer a slave

I don't think living her whole life as a slave is part of her plan. No, I wouldn't force her to marry me either, just freeing her is enough, because being a slave must suck dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:17:08 No.13220768 >>13220729 Oomukade Because she could never get a man off with that disgusting body.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:17:18 No.13220769 >>13220765 Yes yes, but I'd say ZN is cuter You know, how about a compromise. They're both cute. Savvy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:17:38 No.13220770 File: 1.46 MB, 1080x1920, 49296927_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey kid, wanna see a neat trick?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:18:31 No.13220771 >>13220762 Ass slut plz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:19:21 No.13220774 >>13220770 Not unless it involves making my penis disappear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:19:51 No.13220776 >>13220770 If it involves removing your head, yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:20:07 No.13220779 >>13220774 >She cuts your dick off with her claws

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:20:34 No.13220781 >>13220747 Nah, convince her into helping me start a slave rebellion, then start a harem with all the monsters we rescue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:21:27 No.13220787 >>13220768 I will fite u m8

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:23:25 No.13220796 >>13220781 Freeing the slaves only to enslave them to your dick, eh? You evil bastard. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:23:25 No.13220797 >>13220770 "Yeah, can you disappear and bring the nurse?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:23:30 No.13220798 File: 280 KB, 800x1100, polite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about it, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:24:55 No.13220804 >>13220769 You got a point. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:25:39 No.13220807 File: 315 KB, 1180x984, Bio-san is kaiju moe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220717 Some of them are at least

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:25:43 No.13220808 >>13220798 Sure. I'd a fit, brown oni

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:26:22 No.13220811 >>13220798 this is the mg thread not a shitskin thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:26:23 No.13220812 >>13220798 Only if I can touch that horn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:26:47 No.13220814 >>13220798 My religion says it's not allow before marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:05 No.13220816 >>13220804 Glad we've come to an agreement Compromise

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:31 No.13220818 >>13220808 >Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:32 No.13220819 File: 45 KB, 500x708, 1402082711412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220747 > buy sex slave > have sex with sex slave That's all there is to it, you don't marry her. What have you been smoking

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:45 No.13220823 >>13220811 >Not liking 2D brown Get a load of this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:54 No.13220824 >>13220814 And that's when she gets on her knees and pulls out the ring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:27:55 No.13220825 >>13220811 >Calling out girls for being "shitskins" >In a thread full of people who blabber about "muh delicious brown"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:28:39 No.13220828 >>13220812 >>13220808 I never even noticed that was an oni, I just assumed it was an Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:28:45 No.13220830 >>13220811 Fuck off /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:29:16 No.13220831 >>13220828 It's an Amazoni.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:30:04 No.13220832 >>13220831 Onizon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:30:31 No.13220836 >>13220798 Is there any reason not to? But yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:30:32 No.13220837 >>13220819 Took long enough for someone to get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:31:48 No.13220839 >>13220798 >Literal spear chucker Drive off in my car after telling her to join the modern world. And take a shower, jesus christ she stinks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:32:32 No.13220844 >>13220819 >>13220837 Except you didn't get it. He said slave, not sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:34:03 No.13220851 >>13220818 She has a horn

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:35:17 No.13220856

>>13220724
I know there was a few missing, I didn't bother to put all of them, especially since some of them were subspecies.
As for the url, I didn't know how to shorten it since it was my first time putting a url.
And don't worry, it's not rude. Rude would be like criticizing the question from the start without rhyme nor reason. In fact, I'm glad it was build upon rather than ignored by most people.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:35:35 No.13220857
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>>13220844
> slave monstergirl
> not automatically a sex slave
I GUESS you could make her do backbreaking labour in dem cotton fields, but it seems kind of a waste to squander her special skills

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:36:11 No.13220861 >You will never help your sheep girl have clean, fluffy, white as snow wool for cuddling with

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:40:24 No.13220870

>>13220819
No, this is how you do it
>buy sex slave
>tell her you mean no harm and treat her kindly
>pamper her and slowly win her heart
>marry her
>give her children
>live a nice life with you family for a few years
>on your anniversary you give her a small box and she opens it with a great amount of excitement.
>It's a slave collar
>while she's confused strap it to her and drag her out the front door where her daughters are waiting in collars of their own
>sell off the daughters one by one at the slave market and make sure the mother watches as each of them are dragged away
>sell off the mother as "used goods"
>buy fresh sex slave to start the cycle again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:41:17 No.13220872 >>13220861 >Try to painstakingly clean your weresheep waifu's wool >The effects of it keep making you sleepy >She keeps you awake with a bleat every so often

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:42:40 No.13220877 Considering how Monstergirls work, isn't it more likely for the human to be the sex slave? They'd have a shota market and a bara market. Most patrons would be the hateful 'Humans only exist to serve us' types.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:42:55 No.13220878 >>13220870 > selling your own daughters into sex-slavery Abdullah plz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:43:07 No.13220879 >>13220870 >Betrayal Oh, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:43:14 No.13220881 >>13220861 >You'll never watch your Weresheep daughteru run around with a cute sweater on

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:43:42 No.13220884 >>13220870 So true evil does exists...

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:43:50 No.13220885

>>13220861
>You will never shave her every spring and watch as she squirms due to her over-sensitive skin being exposed.
>She will never be awkward as fuck until her wool grows back.
>You will never dick her constantly and be amazed at how easily she orgasms like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:44:22 No.13220886 >>13220881 >'It's not a sweater daddy, it's my wool!'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:44:46 No.13220887 >>13220870 Now this is edge posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:45:20 No.13220889 >>13220877 That'll surely get us more paladins. Which is a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:45:25 No.13220890 >>13220886 It's a sweater made from her own wool. You're also wearing a matching one made from the same wool

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:46:37 No.13220894 >>13220870 Edgy

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:47:12 No.13220895

>>13220877
> Considering how Monstergirls work, isn't it more likely for the human to be the sex slave?
I certainly hope so, that is my fetish
There's stuff in MGE that goes on about there being a monster slave trade, but all the monsters involved secretly being complicit in it because they just consider it an easy path to get given a home and plentiful vitamin D.
It's one of the stupidest bits of hugboxing in the whole hugbox for its blanket insistence that no monster is ever slave-traded without her consent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:47:41 No.13220897 >>13220877 Shhh anon, you will taunt the "alpha" guys with your post

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:49:19 No.13220904 >>13220877 I would think so as well. I'd like to imagine some of the more loving types outside protesting the treatment. Pretty amusing thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:50:06 No.13220909 >>13220747 >needing to guilt her >not just fucking her rotten

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:50:12 No.13220911 >>13220101 Undead are Love. Lich is Best Love. It's only natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:51:45 No.13220917 >>13220877 inb4 Freedom-kun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:51:51 No.13220918 >>13220877 >Shota market Filled to the brim with Fujo Cyclopes and Gazers Who would frequent the Bara market, Oni and other big races I presume?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:52:33 No.13220920 >>13220918 >Fujo Cyclopes and Gazers And that one hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:52:34 No.13220921 File: 594 KB, 1012x1126, Dat's Wight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220911 >Lich is best I demand you have an undead orgy to really find out the answer to who is best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:53:11 No.13220922 >>13220921 >Dat's Wight Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:53:59 No.13220925 >>13220857 >Buy a slave monster girl at market >Go to dick her expecting her to be pissed >Her eyes light up >"Really? My previous master was an old man who couldn't get it up and used me for manual labour, I'm so happy"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:54:22 No.13220926 >>13220911 They are nice. Shame they can't be soft

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:55:17 No.13220929 >>13220918 >Who would frequent the Bara market, Oni and other big races I presume? Baphomets that want a strong Onii-chan too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:56:32 No.13220935 >>13220921 Undead are smelly and gross. Living girls are much better.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:56:37 No.13220936
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>>13220918

Loli-type monstergirls would like the bara market a lot.

If they're the type with a big brother or father complex then they'd be fond of big, muscular men. They'd want to make the man into their ideal brother/father figure.

If they're just the mischievious femdom type they're likely to be fond of teasing and dominating a guy much larger than them, calling him pathetic for having such big muscles but still being helpless to go against her.

Imps, Baphomets, Witches, Living Dolls, Loli Succubi; they'd all go for the bara market, probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:57:07 No.13220939 >>13220186 This is twisted. Twisted, dark, enticing, and by god the fear boner is strong. Can't wait for more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:57:48 No.13220944 File: 459 KB, 520x485, Metroid behind Lich Samus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220935 >Smelly and gross And you're not?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:58:42 No.13220950 >>13220921 I'm unable to decide between Wight and Will-o-Wisp. Lich will forever be the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:58:48 No.13220951 >>13220897 >>13220917 What would you guys do without your boogeymen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:58:54 No.13220952 >>13220257 >the correct interpretation is always the one that gives you the spiciest boner. This is truth. Shame that many people say that their boner is the true boner, or that other people's boners suck, etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:58:54 No.13220953 >>13220944 At least I don't smell like a dead person, nor am I rotting.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 18:59:59 No.13220957

>>13220911
Agreed.

>>13220921
No need. All undead are high tier, so it isn't much of a competition. Also, Lich is the best in my opinion, but them god damn Ghoul blowjobs, man.

>>13220926
Excuse me? They are sorceress type MGs. I don't think keeping themselves soft is an issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:00:31 No.13220962 File: 544 KB, 888x1024, Ghosts and Ghouls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220953 MGE Undead don't smell like dead people or rotting flesh and guts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:00:32 No.13220963 >>13220857 http://imgur.com/JruYXdV

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:00:54 No.13220965 >>13220870 So edgy I cut my dick.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:01:38 No.13220968

>>13220310
>Reminder that DMC4SE has little new content
>Just 1 new mode, and 3 new characters to go through all the old content with
I'mma still get it, but fuck Capcom.
Also I'd rather Lilith.

>>13220314
I know that's how it is in the comic. Wish I could find a copy of volume 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:02:07 No.13220970 >>13220962 I'll believe you when a horde of nice smelling MGE Undead come knocking at my door.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:02:46 No.13220976 >>13220870 Damn.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:02:53 No.13220977

So Anons, if Monstergirls were real, would there be any occurrence where their "Interrupt whatever you're doing in order to have sex with/rape you" behaviour actually ruined your mood and made you real angry?

Mine would be when I'm listening to calm music. I'd be really fucking anticlimatic and irritating in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:03:32 No.13220983 >>13220473 Can I just say that the way the hair is drawn here is astoundingly fantastic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:03:57 No.13220987 >>13220870 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:04:08 No.13220989 >>13220926 They have surpassed the limitations of mortality and mastered the lore of the arcane, becoming soft would be trivially simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:04:12 No.13220990 File: 174 KB, 750x500, Face sitting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220970 Then whatever, enjoy not enjoying undead. >>13220977 I'm sure some would do that, while others would wait until you're in the mood yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:04:23 No.13220992 >>13220953 >nor am I rotting Your cells rot away and die everyday, being replaced by new ones all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:04:45 No.13220997 >>13220582 Anubutts best Butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:06:04 No.13220998 >>13220647 He's not me, I'm me. And I agree with you, Jun is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:06:19 No.13220999 >>13220977 Only if I had the flu or something and wanted to sleep the day away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:08:07 No.13221004 >>13220936 >Be maximum bara >Just want a nice, soft ara ara monster It's a bad feel

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:08:17 No.13221005

>>13220747
>Guilt her into marrying you
Fuck no. I'd free her of course, but what she does after that is entirely up to her. If she agreed to a date though, that might be nice...

Reminder that in MGE for one example, MGs manipulate slave markets to get "Sold" to guys they like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:08:39 No.13221007 >>13220998 I bet you just want to cuddle with a Jun style petite Anubis and have her bark into your ear to start that fucking Dragoon story

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:10:14 No.13221012 >>13221007 Mind giving us a sample of this Jun?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:10:34 No.13221017 >>13220870 This...is true Evil...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:11:24 No.13221020 File: 571 KB, 820x1000, aralamia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221004 It takes all kinds. There's always the old-fashioned ara-ara Monstergirl who just wants a big, hunky dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:11:48 No.13221022 File: 130 KB, 708x392, saywhatbitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220977 "DAMN BITCH GET OFFA ME" >oh he mad as hell >ain't gettin any from him tonight >damn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:12:22 No.13221024 >>13220990 Is...Is that snake facesitting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:12:25 No.13221025 >>13221012 http://exhentai.org/g/471542/a513c2ab5e/ Be warned, there's some Haram stuff in there. Like childhood friends and health

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:12:31 No.13221027 >>13220895 It's the Tanukis man, they manipulate shit from behind the scenes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:12:53 No.13221029 Think of your favorite monster girl Got it? Good look up baby animal videos of that animal and post your reaction here

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:14:02 No.13221034

>>13220926
>They are nice. Shame they can't be soft
What? Nigga, that's ridiculous. All Girls, even the undead, are soft by default. Softness is the very nature of femininity.

What a Lich, or any undead, can't be, is warm. And that's what fires and electric blankets are for. Magic Blankets if non-contemporary setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:14:05 No.13221036 >>13221029 Nah.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:14:21 No.13221039
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>>13220977
I have difficulty thinking of any situation where I wouldn't rather be having mind-blowing sex with an 11/10 beauty who has hips that don't quit, can magic my refactory period away, and who thinks my semen tastes like morphine.
So no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:15:26 No.13221041 >>13221029 > slime isn't a real animal nocute4me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:15:31 No.13221042 >>13220953 They don't smell or rot because of MAMONO MANA. Especially not high-tier like Liches or Wights, who could easily Magic themselves into a stasis state regardless. And of course, rotting has never been part of the nature of Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:16:28 No.13221048 >>13220977 Pretty much at all times. I don't think I'd be a good husband for monster girls at all, well at least NTRfags would get to practice their fetishes with my help. Not like I was gonna do anything with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:16:31 No.13221049 >>13220977 Maybe if I were in the middle of a raid?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:17:41 No.13221055 >>13221007 >I bet you just want to cuddle with a Jun style petite Anubis Hell ye- >Spoiler Yessir... >>13221025 God that H-Manga is hot. I actually bought myself a copy. Petite Girl and BDSM Exhibitionism Girl were my favorite chapters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:18:57 No.13221061 >>13221055 Freckles and alcohol delivery girl at the end were my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:24:08 No.13221084 File: 3.76 MB, 403x306, That kook.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221025 >Using Haram

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:25:25 No.13221091 >>13221084 >Not using the new hip lingo Get with the times Daddy-O. I'll go kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:33:00 No.13221124 >>13221025 why are you warning people about harem's? seriously who the fuck actually cares so much about that they need a trigger warning.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:33:19 No.13221125

>>13221004
I'm completely unimpressive in any way.
Have enought muscle look fit but actually putting more on is difficult. Eyes are crap and I'm not particularly smart, although in not dumb. I'm not tall enough for the shorties or small enough for the ara ara girls.

I'd probably be tossed in the discount bin and picked up by a capital T thick tanuki who is looking for a slave but doesn't want to spend that much

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:33:34 No.13221126 >>13221029 >Lich I have to look up dead babies?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:34:21 No.13221131 >>13221061 >Freckles >That chapter Can we get art of a Troll with braids? Ever? Please?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:34:56 No.13221135 >>13221124 Monogamy faggots triggered by their experiences on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:35:23 No.13221138 >>13221131 You could always beg the drawfags. I sure as hell want to see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:36:35 No.13221144 Tsukumogami in a modern setting would be horrible. Think of all the iphone girls that would be running around after getting thrown away because the next version came out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:36:49 No.13221145 >>13221124 >harem >haram > harem =/= haram

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:39:26 No.13221155

>>13221135

It's not about monogamy/polygamy. I personally think harems are annoying because they often never have conclusive endings. Either no single girl wins or the MC is a geniune dense dicksucker.

I don't care how many girls are after one guy, but shit gets irritating when none of them do anything other than bicker among themselves over who gets to touch the MC (who often has the decision-making skill and competence of a fucking brick) all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:39:44 No.13221156 >>13221144 It's an item that has to be used for a hundred years. Mostly it would be stuff like guns and swords and hand tools and ships a few cars today. Stuff that gets thrown away after a few years doesn't animate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:40:18 No.13221157 >>13221124 He said haram, not harem

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:40:48 No.13221159 >>13221156 >100 years 1911-tan is so nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:40:56 No.13221161 File: 34 KB, 236x254, 1427151569023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://puu dot sh/gMVsU/404acb9ca8.png >>13221131 >>13221138 Give me a ref and I'll see what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:42:04 No.13221164 >>13221156 That's how it's born in a positive way. It gets born in the negative way by being treated carelessly and thrown away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:43:02 No.13221167 >>13221161 Can you draw a Troll with freckles and braids like this? http://exhentai.org/s/1a179900b5/471542-125

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:43:16 No.13221168 >>13221161 >Bravery default You glorious bastard. >ref Like a reference to the Troll or the Hmanga done by Jun with the freckles girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:44:02 No.13221171 >>13221025 >That gyaru I'm not typically into gyarus but she's a virgin, you say!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:44:59 No.13221173 >>13221171 She's not even much of a gyaru. She does become a nympho upon becoming normal skinned again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:45:09 No.13221174 File: 358 KB, 446x601, Kraken_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221161 Kraken Sushi Chef?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:45:59 No.13221178 >>13221164 Still has to survive a hundred years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:48:50 No.13221184 File: 29 KB, 560x368, 1427154530229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a skeleton girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:49:07 No.13221186 >>13221167 >>13221168 Alright. >>13221174 alright

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:49:46 No.13221188 >>13221178 I don't see that on either Karakasa-Obake's or Chochin-Obake's pages, but whatever I'm not going to start a fight over this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:50:23 No.13221190 >>13221184 That's some straight /jp/ material.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:50:54 No.13221191 File: 409 KB, 1067x720, 1411392769688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221186 >Alright You're already becoming based.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:51:00 No.13221193 Huh. I think earlier KC was tweeting about his plans for the MGE. He mentions MGE-2 and the game at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:51:55 No.13221194 >>13221184 Never, skeleton's are horrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y1Xk85Uhbk

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:52:46 No.13221197 >>13221193 >MGE-2 What's that supposed to be? Electric Boogaloo mode?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:52:56 No.13221199 >>13221193 >MGE-2 How would that even work? And he's been working on that game for like 4 years now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:53:30 No.13221202 File: 287 KB, 1000x1000, 1427154050082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:53:58 No.13221205 >>13221197 >>13221199 MGE-1 was the book release for profiles 1-100. MGE-2 will presumably be profiles 101-200. And he hasn't even started on the game. He plans to begin on it after he releases MGE-2. Last I heard anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:54:09 No.13221206 >>13221202 That's fucking adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:54:25 No.13221209 >>13221193 >and the game We'll all be dead and resurrected as skeletons or husbands for undead girls before it's finished at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:54:41 No.13221210 >>13221202 Is this new? I-Is Loen alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:54:42 No.13221211 >>13221202 >Loen's back YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:54:58 No.13221213 >>13221202 2cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:55:03 No.13221214 File: 55 KB, 335x430, 1397828000790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221202 YOU!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:55:19 No.13221216 >>13221209 And even then, It probably won't be good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:55:44 No.13221218 >>13221202 Wait Wait a minute WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS NEW! WAIT A MINUTE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:56:13 No.13221220 >>13221202 >filename where did you get this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:56:21 No.13221221 >>13221202 Are the squatters finally dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:56:30 No.13221223 >>13221210 He NTRd us with the /a/ threads. He's gone from here for good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:56:42 No.13221224 >>13221202 >Arachne Barista Wait...is this...new?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:57:07 No.13221226 >>13221218 >>13221214 >>13221211 >>13221210 >>13221202 >>13221220 >>13221221 >>13221224 Ladies and Gentlemen our brother seems to have returned once more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:57:07 No.13221227 >>13221220 EMG thread on /a/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:58:16 No.13221229 >>13221227 >>13221223 >He's forsaken us >>13221226 It would seem he's not actually here after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:59:05 No.13221234 >>13221223 >>13221227 Well, looks like I was right all along. Told you faggots he hated the lot of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:59:34 No.13221236 >>13221229 >>13221227 >>13221223 Well fuck, looks like he has abandoned us. Wonder if he would say why if someone asked him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:59:54 No.13221237 >>13221226 >>13221227 >He's back >But he's not back I feel both happiness and despair

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 19:59:55 No.13221238 >>13221234 I can't blame him for that, I just hope he still does those 5 requests from before he left us.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:00:09 No.13221239 >>13221229 >>13221234 It's amazing how high my emotions can become, and how hard they can fall shortly afterwards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:00:39 No.13221241 >>13221205 That's if the plans for two or three more World Guides don't get in the way of his game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:01:04 No.13221242 >>13221238 How about going to the /a/ threads and asking him? >>13221239 I know, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:01:20 No.13221243 >>13221236 >>13221234 >>13221229 >posting one quick doodle in another thread means he abandoned us He's always liked drawing Miia and Rach, why wouldn't he post them there when EMG triggers some of you

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:02:07 No.13221245

>>13221227
>>13221223
>>13221236

He just showed up 40 minutes ago and posted one thing and ran off. He never said anything about never coming here again.

And before that, Loen had been absent from those threads for just as long as here.

You bunch of Chicken Little bums

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:02:24 No.13221247 >>13221243 If he's posting a doodle why isn't he doing the requests he took like a month ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:02:30 No.13221248 >>13221216 KC should've made more art for MGQ instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:02:56 No.13221250 >>13221242 seems like he is gone already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:03:12 No.13221253 >>13221243 >>13221245 It's actually kind of funny watching people freak out over probably nothing. Granted they do that daily regardless.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:03:42 No.13221255 >>13221241 Well, he has said he's got at least a third World Guide, focused on the Sabbath and Magic in general, for after MGE-2. Whether he'll focus on it then the game, or both at the same time, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:09 No.13221257 >>13221216 The art will be better than MGQP, that's for sure. Oh, and no vore

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:18 No.13221258

>>13221245
>>13221243
Call it paranoia and an opinion rooted deep in mistrust of others, but why didn't he post it here when he knew we have been waiting eagerly for his return for months?

I can only think that he posted it and ran because he wanted to stay in the shadows and keep people from knowing he was back, which he failed at.

Call me a paranoid faggot if you want, but that's the first scenario that jumps to mind after seeing this stuff.

>>	RS Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:20 No.13221259 File: 171 KB, 850x1200, 1427046391160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's been a little while since I posted the last chapter of It's Not the Fall that Kills You, but I'm getting right back into it. Enjoy. http://pastebin.com/bHCjLfAW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:20 No.13221260 >>13221250 He comes and goes like the wind. Wish he actually said something about how long it took for him to come back...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:23 No.13221261 >>13221247 Maybe he's not done yet, had a minute to do some doodle for a a EMG thread and then had to leave again He is gone for a reason, he's been busy with shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:04:33 No.13221262 >>13221243 >EMG not welcome here That's completely untrue. We can talk about everything from EMG to MGQ to MGE. MGE just usually gets the most discussion because it's the one most of our OC is based on.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:05:18 No.13221264

>>13221243
>>13221245
>>13221247
Alright, everyone. Calm down
This is all just a misunderstanding. He probably has stuff to do Read: Being chased by poacher/ghosties/whatever and did some quick doodles to give us a confirmation that he's still in the land of the living and not on Charon's wild right
Everybody calm down. Deep breaths. Have some hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:05:26 No.13221265 >>13221262 We can even discuss things outside of that so long as it's monstergirl related.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:05:27 No.13221266 >>13221262 It's true that anything can be talked about, but EMG seems to get the most people to shit their pants at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:05:45 No.13221268 >Drawfag everybody likes is still active, but not here >probably because he hates these threads >This might mean that /jp/'s MG threads are way more toxic than /a/'s That's harsh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:05:53 No.13221269 >>13221262 Most of the time EMG stuff gets posted it gets shit of for being haremshit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:06:09 No.13221271 >Caring this much about someone who just drew some fanart of harem shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:06:46 No.13221272 >>13221264 Most of us don't need to be calmed down so much as cheered up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:06:47 No.13221273 >>13220798 Why not. Though i'm not too jumpy about living in a tribe. But i'm sure we can find a compromise. A modern house with lots of trips out or something. or some modern dwelling in the wildernis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:06:53 No.13221274 >>13221260 >Anons playing in the park >Drawing in the dirt with sticks >see pic >"LOEN'S BACK!" >He's not back >Go back to playing alone in the park >Drawing in the dirt with sticks It's funny yet sad at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:07:04 No.13221275 >>13221271 Nice bait, mind if I take a nibble?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:07:31 No.13221276 >>13221257 yeah but what about the gameplay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:07:39 No.13221277 >>13221269 nice you beat >>13221271 by 20 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:07:56 No.13221278 >>13221272 Then cheer up. At least he's alive, right? I mean, he's been gone for quite some time. 'Least he's still in the land of the living

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:08:21 No.13221279 >>13221257 yeah but what about the GAME FEEL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:08:23 No.13221280 >>13221274 >playing alone in the park Why you gotta remind my childhood anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:09:24 No.13221282 >>13221278 What if he doesn't care for us anymore and decided to throw out the requests he took? Course he could just still be busy shooing away squatters and had a small window of free time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:09:50 No.13221283 >>13221173 Would you an Apophis gyaru? I would.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:09:51 No.13221284

>>13221266
Bullshit. Violated Hero games and such get more flack and for good reason. There's a couple guys that call it harem shit, but most of us still follow it. Why do you think we get the links here?

And it gets discussion when we get a new chapter. It's just not 24/7 Rach a best and Polt is mai waifu stuff like there. Thank god.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:09:54 No.13221285

>>13221262
>the one most of our OC is based on.
More because it has the pretty pictures to catch short attention spans and is idiot-proof defense against anything bad being said or done. It's also "a world", so gets used as the assumed fallback for setting and power levels or whatever when talking shit.

Also "nuh-uh, KC said!" is a great defense when he's never going to be here to speak up for validity beyond awkward Q&A sessions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:10:05 No.13221287 >>13221280 Being alone > Playing with other kids

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:12 No.13221288 >>13221271 >>13221275 >>13221277 >>Caring this much about someone who just drew some fanart I agree with this part though. >>13221285 Also this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:28 No.13221290 >>13221285 >Implying it's not because it has the biggest variety with quality pictures, is laid out like an rpg splatbook, and because it's not literal Nega-tier fanfiction

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:32 No.13221291 >>13221287 You tell that to six year old me. He didn't like not having friends one bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:33 No.13221292 >>13221283 >Apophis gyaru How would that even work? Chocolate skin? Blueberry skin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:39 No.13221293 >>13220819 >>13220857 I'm too goodhearted, so it would be unlikely for me to mistreat or own slaves. If i did buy one I'd probably free/marry her fast or atleast treat her like family.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:11:56 No.13221295

>>13221284
>Violated Hero
While I agree that they are more hated than EMG, the original point was that of the things that are regularly posted, EMG is one of the most complained about.

This is of course without going into the bait topics, like Futa, NTR, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:12:17 No.13221296 >>13221282 He's probably busy. Probably doing exactly that But as long as I know he's alive, I'm pretty daijobu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:13:01 No.13221298 >>13221292 I...I dunno... Skin tanned in the sun... But her purple skin gets tanned to be red. I don't fuckin'...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:13:46 No.13221300 >>13221295 EMG has been discussed to death so it gets civil discussion when there's new material. Otherwise it degrades into what the /a/ threads have become.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:14:08 No.13221301 >>13221298 >Red Apophis Maybe 2P-anon can try his hand at this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:15:16 No.13221303 File: 177 KB, 1000x1000, Loen art - Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221298 We could just go for Chocopophis like that one recolor. >>13221296 I can only hope he delivers on those requests and becomes a based god again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:15:34 No.13221305 >>13221301 Summon: 2P ano- Is that what we're calling him?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:16:03 No.13221309 File: 1.63 MB, 1080x1920, 49055545_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Werecats versus Werewolves. Which do you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:16:04 No.13221308 File: 77 KB, 600x450, 134267324432342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, go on the 'Tunnel of Love' with me, or I'll kick your ass."

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:16:19 No.13221311
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>>13221290
>it has the biggest variety with quality pictures
True.

>is laid out like an rpg splatbook
They're supposed to make sense.

>it's not literal Nega-tier fanfiction
It's some shitty teletubby land full of holes that encourages character self-inserts where you're perfect and all that bullshit. Like something out of deviantart, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:16:32 No.13221313 >>13221303 Yeah, we could do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:16:35 No.13221314 >>13221303 Good things come to those who wait, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:17:20 No.13221316 >>13221308 k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:17:43 No.13221317 >>13221305 Not a fan of the name, but go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:17:52 No.13221318 >>13221308 Fuck off, I'm busy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:18:24 No.13221319 >>13221308 >"Why me?"

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:18:33 No.13221320
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>>13221290
>the biggest variety with quality pictures
"it has the pretty pictures to catch short attention spans"
>is laid out like an rpg splatbook
"It's also "a world""
>not literal Nega-tier fanfiction
That's not saying much but it's not like anyone actually reads any content beyond profiles. That said, the universe revolving entirely around your dick is hardly a higher plane of inspiration either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:18:40 No.13221321 >>13221291 I wish I could hug little anon and tell him everything was going to be okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:18:50 No.13221323 >>13221308 Go pick on a Shota.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:19:30 No.13221325 >>13221317 Eh, I'm not really a fan of it either. doesn't roll off the tongue I need a name here. The summon won't work otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:19:38 No.13221326 >>13221317 Well, what would you prefer? I've seen 2P-Anon used a lot, but there's also Recolor Anon, or Alt.Color. Open to suggestions I'm sure the thread is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:19:39 No.13221327 >>13221318 >"Huh?! You looking for a beating, pipsqueak?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:19:49 No.13221329 File: 1.53 MB, 1412x2136, tio secrets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Best girl >Not the one and only cutie patootie with the ten-ton booty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:20:28 No.13221333 >>13221321 No you don't. This is bullshit, I didn't even get a monster friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:20:46 No.13221335 >>13221308 But you can only go in there if you're in love. >>13221321 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:20:49 No.13221336 >>13221325 >>13221326 >name Eh, who cares. So, what can I do for you?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:20:54 No.13221338

>>13221311
It's literally a sexified monster manual. You really saying that's worse than people writing self-insert rachnee bondage fanfiction or the circlejerk on /a/ that's worse just by the sheer fact that they have a tiny smidgeon of content that they've long since run into the ground yet pretend this is a worse cesspit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:20:54 No.13221339 >>13221314 We've already been waiting. A chef goes out of business when he takes a month to make a pizza while his neighbor makes it in 20 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:21:39 No.13221342 >>13221268 The /jp/ threads are definitely more toxic but they also have more content and more freedom in discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:21:43 No.13221343 >>13221338 Both are equally bad disregarding source content.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:21:52 No.13221344 >>13221333 Escape into your fantasies, little anon. They are your only friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:22:23 No.13221346 >>13221336 An Apophis that's red instead of purple.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:22:29 No.13221347 >>13221336 Why did we summon you again? Oh, right! Brownify a Apophis! Or something

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:23:19 No.13221349 >>13221347 He's already done that, I think. Someone did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:23:25 No.13221352 >>13221336 Matango that's deep purple and neon green.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:23:57 No.13221355 >>13221344 Hey man that's not funny. The truth is never funny, I wanted a Mantis friend not some daydream bullshit about having friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:24:07 No.13221356 >>13221346 >>13221347 Red n' brown, gotcha >>13221352 Anon, you're already a demon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:24:21 No.13221357 >>13221339 Patience, anon. You need patience Do not let your emotions drive you. That will lead you down a dark path There is no emotion, there is peace

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:24:30 No.13221358 >>13221352 A Mad Hatter?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:25:10 No.13221362 File: 131 KB, 339x600, 1435987345895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221336 This Anubis, but with white hair/fur.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:26:42 No.13221365 >>13221309 Werewolves. I'm normally more of a cat person, but wolfus look more fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:26:46 No.13221366 >>13221362 How about with red hair and freckles?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:27:05 No.13221368 >>13221338 >yet pretend this is a worse cesspit? anon...I.....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:27:45 No.13221372 >>13221366 No thanks.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:27:57 No.13221375

>>13221343
Except one is a manga and one is patterned on a basic DM source guide that's meant to be used that way.

Not that there's not a lot of similarities.
>I wanna fuck an arachne. She'd cure my arachnophobia
>vs. word for word in /a/ except replace with Rachnee or swap any other species and character name

You know something else sad? There's people in /a/ who don't even realize the original proto EMG comics were based on KC profiles

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:28:16 No.13221377 >>13221362 Actually, I've tired that once, didn't work out so well...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:28:27 No.13221378 >>13221366 I agree that Anubis should become a delicious ginger girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:28:41 No.13221379 >>13221372 Got a problem with red hair? If you're Anubisfucker I'll clock your shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:28:52 No.13221382 >>13221309 Fat cat tats in spats

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:29:13 No.13221383 >>13221382 Yes YES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:30:56 No.13221391 >>13221379 Well red hair maybe, but freckles no.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:31:19 No.13221393

>>13221368
I'd rather put up with shitstorms, which their's mirror closely, hell they're having a furry/not furry one in their current thread than literally 10% of posts being Rachnee waifufagging every single thread every day eternally. And that's just one girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:32:19 No.13221403 >>13221391 How about we compromise with just red hair then? After white hair

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:32:53 No.13221406 >>13221379 I don't think that matches anubis I'd rather a ginger troll

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:33:03 No.13221407 >>13221382 The Cats in Spats, by Dr. Seuss?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:33:50 No.13221410 Tall werewolf with red hair and fur, freckles, and striking green eyes. A little bit of chub, but just enough to give someone something to grab onto during sex. Wears glasses and prefers staying in to going outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:34:03 No.13221411 >>13221406 >Red hair and dark skin not going together Are you serious? And Trolls are already ginger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:35:01 No.13221413 >>13221407 Sounds fun and something not out of place in MGC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:35:53 No.13221415 >>13221411 They have freckles but not red hair, so they're only halfway to ginger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:36:14 No.13221416 File: 191 KB, 900x600, SucksWorseThanIRemembered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221362 I tried silver once >Filename

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:36:30 No.13221418 Where did all these freckle lovers come from? Did spaceworm trigger this nonsense? If so she needs a good bullying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:36:36 No.13221419 >>13221413 I guess three lewd Cat Girls in red and white striped spats breaking into your home on a rainy day wouldn't be unheard of in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:36:53 No.13221420 File: 234 KB, 554x452, Red PUFF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221415 >halfway So they're daywalkers like redheads?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:37:31 No.13221423 >>13221411 Personally I find that combo unappealing >>13221415 Daywalkers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:37:54 No.13221424 >>13221418 They were around before Spaceworm. I remember one popping up when I did my first story, going on about ginger wolfu and spanking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:38:20 No.13221426 >>13221418 Freckles have always been a 2nd tier fetish of mine. It's hard to start a conversation about freckles with out just blurting out: so which of you bitches loves dem some freckles?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:38:38 No.13221428 File: 613 KB, 702x500, 1404574797857.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221259 RS is back >>13221202 Loen is back Either I've died and gone to heaven, or I'm dreaming. Either way I'm elated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:38:42 No.13221430 MGE is supposed to be a bunch of pretty pics because the setting is mediocre at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:39:03 No.13221431 >>13221426 Love freckles

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:39:35 No.13221432 >>13221416 Yeah, that has been my experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:39:57 No.13221436 >>13221423 >I find that combo unappealing You are not my nigga but you still have the right to enjoy what you like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:40:12 No.13221438 File: 351 KB, 628x773, 1397148492015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221416 Surely it can't look that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:41:29 No.13221442 >>13221438 I like the tiny bit of pink aerola you can see there. That aside, her robes leave her tits and pussy completely exposed. I don't understand the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:42:42 No.13221447 >>13221419 No, mostly because everything would try to break into your house on a rainy day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:47:03 No.13221460 File: 190 KB, 685x1100, 17001545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221309 Is there any significant difference?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:47:27 No.13221461 >>13221442 > what is monstergirl priesthood

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:47:41 No.13221462

>>13221438
Obviously not, white hair and dark skin is olev, as is that lovely specimen there.

It's just difficult to photoshop it in, especially from a darker color like the MGE Anubis'.

>>13221442
I never even noticed that before. She's clearly seducing you. I for one, would respond very positively, and help to cover her body. With my own.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:49:18 No.13221470 File: 1.38 MB, 1533x1600, 43828123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221460 One is built upon the felidae family, the other canidae. There are significant differences, such as loyalty and purring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:50:06 No.13221476 File: 28 KB, 430x645, Hibachi_saidaioujou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221336 Hornet with Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu's Zatsuza flaming red/orange coloring. Honey bee with Dodonpachi Saidaioujou's Hibachi white/bluish teal coloring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:50:28 No.13221479 >>13221470 Oh my god kill it!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:51:06 No.13221483 >>13221470 That's a dangerous looking fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:52:04 No.13221488 >>13221470 Are those augmentations or simple gloves? >There are significant differences, such as loyalty and purring. Legitimately a difficult choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:54:07 No.13221494 File: 582 KB, 950x1200, 49429708_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221483 That's no fox

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:55:15 No.13221500 File: 315 KB, 685x971, 47350934_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221470 I want to embarrass her by calling her cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:55:31 No.13221502 >>13221356 >already a demon How so?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:56:35 No.13221507 >>13221356 And then anon was a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:57:14 No.13221511 >>13221494 If I didn't see tits I would say this was a guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:57:28 No.13221512 >>13221494 >>13221470 >Those pink eyes >Those abs >That embarrassed look >That everything H-Hold the line

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:57:32 No.13221515 >>13221476 oh and also make the zatsuza hornet's spear bright purple like the danmaku because that'd be funny

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:57:56 No.13221518 >>13221494 Manface ruins it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:58:44 No.13221522 >>13221511 The wide hips don't give it away as well? >>13221518 >Everything has to be moe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:59:05 No.13221523 >>13221494 She's gonna get head pats and tail brushes. No amount of shattered bones would stop me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:59:12 No.13221524 >>13221470 >>13221494 >>13221500 She looks fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:59:32 No.13221526 >>13221352 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 20:59:41 No.13221527 >>13221522 >>Everything has to be moe H*ck no, moe is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:00:08 No.13221528 >>13221522 >Moe Not that guy, but her entire body makes her look like a special forces soldier that's going through her post op.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:00:13 No.13221529 >>13221522 >you're gay for not wanting to fuck a guy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:00:19 No.13221530 >>13221259 Is the tanuki the BBEG? Because I want someone to kill her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:01:05 No.13221537 >>13221522 >tumblr's ideal woman You like dudes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:03:50 No.13221548 >>13221470 >>13221494 >This particular species of MG not only feeds off men's spirit energy, but also their testosterone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:04:05 No.13221550 File: 576 KB, 900x1200, 40502831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221529 >Tits >Hips >Female skeletal structure Totally a guy. You guys are silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:04:25 No.13221551 >>13221418 I've always loved freckles but we should bully space worm anyways. She's asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:04:49 No.13221554 >>13221548 I'm laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:05:07 No.13221556 >>13221537 Her face does look feminine enough, to be honest. If the lines of her nose were less visible, she'd be the perfect grumpy /fit/ MG. Besides >Muscly girl with cutey doll-like moe face

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:05:27 No.13221557 >>13221550 He's that autustic kid who thinks rule 63 characters are still men, and that Alps haves stages and that a stage 1 Alp is still a guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:05:33 No.13221558 >>13221550 Totally. If anyone should be bitching about anything, it should be for the stupid tiny head syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:05:39 No.13221559 >>13221494 >This woman is going to be your sergeant if you join the Space Marine Core in some futuristic Monster Girl setting, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:05:51 No.13221561 >>13221550 >>13221556 it's ok to be gay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:06:29 No.13221565 >>13221550 >Manface, No if or buts about it >Buff as fuck, buffer than a fucking oni Your taste is shit. >>>/fit/ is that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:07:25 No.13221568 >>13221550 She's still scary. Cute looking, but no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:07:47 No.13221571 >>13221565 >Thinking this >>13221550 is anywhere near as bad as >>13221494 Get better taste

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:07:48 No.13221572 >>13221556 You jest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:07:53 No.13221573 >>13221561 >I have no argument to support my claim >I don't know how not to ignore things I don't like so I have to start a shitstorm over it >Oh, I know! I'll call them gay! That'll show 'em! Not the least bit impressed. 1/10

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:07:53 No.13221574 >>13221550 This is more my speed >"Can I pet her? Does she bite?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:08:15 No.13221576 >>13221550 that jaw holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:09:02 No.13221578 >>13221557 Stage 1alp is a guy dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:09:15 No.13221579 >>13221573 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0 You're the one overreacting.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:09:59 No.13221584
File: 96 KB, 800x900, 1483426743243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA

She drinks a whiskey drink.
She drinks a vodka drink.
She drinks a lager drink.
She drinks a cider drink.
She sings the songs that remind her of the good times.
She sings the songs that remind her of the best times.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:10:00 No.13221585 >>13221557 Isn't a Stage 1 still a guy though?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:10:21 No.13221590 >>13221578 Alps don't even have stages. Read the Work Guide, and you'll see it not mentioned anywhere that there are stages, and the closest thing to one is the Incubus buffer zone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:10:30 No.13221591 >>13221584 Now THAT is a musclegirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:10:41 No.13221592 >>13221550 >Man with tits.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:11:03 No.13221595 >>13221584 Are her tits fused to her shoulder?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:11:42 No.13221599 >>13221585 No. The threads threadcanon that Alps have stages, even though it contradicts the actual canon severely.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:11:46 No.13221600 >>13221571 I'm not the one posting tumblr mc Manface faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:11:57 No.13221601 >>13221584 That song gets so fucking repetitive. >Picture Don't really want to fug her, but I would if she let me ride around in her cleavage for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:12:02 No.13221603 File: 2.55 MB, 1333x1430, 34941801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her character has gone through a lot of changes. She's pretty neat, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:12:24 No.13221604 >>13221600 Anon your mad is showing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:02 No.13221611 >>13221603 That's a fucking man. Not even trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:23 No.13221612 >>13221579 Sure I am. Keep telling yourself that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:25 No.13221614 >>13221603 I'd do her if not for the cybernetic limbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:28 No.13221615 >>13221590 Stage is incubus going through the change, realizing their feelings. Stage two is the stock image in the profile, and stage 3 is full blown succubus looking alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:44 No.13221617 >>13221603 Wow that face doesn't look so good. I want to insult a MG by telling her I'd only fuck her with a bag on her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:13:48 No.13221618 >>13221599 >Being this retarded It's based on the old World Guide picture. >Incubus >New Alp >Bombshell Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:14:47 No.13221622 >>13221603 Get the fuck out of here. You're dumping, and on top of that, it's ugly as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:15:05 No.13221624 >>13221612 You realize you're talking to more than one person, right? Take it easy~ >>13221584 Looking for the source I found this: http://woot.iiichan.net/index.php?image=396

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:15:18 No.13221626 >>13221618 Those are not stages. It goes human male, who turns into and incubus, who then branches off from there into two different types of Alp depending on circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:15:47 No.13221630 >>13221604 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:16:06 No.13221634 >>13221624 >Spoiler I MAD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:16:14 No.13221635 >>13221551 mouthwash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:16:19 No.13221637 >>13221615 Those aren't stages. The world guide doesn't not say there are ANY stages, period. You are clearly misreading it, you illiterate fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:16:55 No.13221639 >>13221630 Anon, anon, anon, when will you learn that just because people have different opinions they aren't trolling? It's getting pathetic at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:16:58 No.13221640 >>13221626 All Alps start at Stage 2. They don't get the rocking tits until later IF they accept their lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:17:10 No.13221642 >>13221584 I'd make a Daughteru with her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:17:55 No.13221646 >>13221637 >>13221626 >>13221618 >>13221615 >>13221640 Why are people arguing over faggots getting transformed again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:18:05 No.13221647 >>13221614 What's wrong with cybernetic limbs? I mean sure they're not fluffy or soft, but they're that much better at holding you close! >>13221617 I dunno, I think the 'sinister' face suits the character.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:18:24 No.13221648 >>13221624 Is "take it easy~" the new steel chair effect?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:18:34 No.13221650 >>13221637 Oh shut the fuck up, you're just trying to start a shitstorm so you can talk about alps, fujoshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:18:42 No.13221651 >>13221640 There's no stage 2, nor a or 3. There's merely just "Alp". Though there are varying degrees of Alps, like Tomboys or bombshells or a little of both.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:19:29 No.13221655 File: 198 KB, 689x1000, ChiliSnake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221346 >>13221347 Here ya go, hope I didn't fuck up somewhere. There's already a brown version by someone else, so no need for me to make another one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:19:39 No.13221656 >>13221648 i know this place shouldn't even be on /jp/ but this is too much

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:19:42 No.13221657 >>13221650 And you're strawmanning. Alps are thread related anyway, so one wouldn't even need a shitstorm to talk about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:20:00 No.13221658 >>13221651 >Confusing the stages of alpification with the actual monster alp Goddammit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:20:15 No.13221660 >>13221655 Wow, that's Very hellish. Horrifyingly so

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:20:35 No.13221662 >>13221647 They're cold, uncomfortable, and don't give any real sensation to the owner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:20:41 No.13221663 >>13221646 It was inevitable, tumblr was chumming the waters with man Fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:20:57 No.13221664 >>13221647 >Take off Robo limbs and hide them >tease her for the whole day while she can't grab/catch you

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:21:15 No.13221668

>>13221599
So I finally went and looked at the entry for that image. It's interesting and yes, completely different from how threadcanon alps work. Still, considering how long we had that image with no translation it's not hard to understand how things ended up that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:21:27 No.13221670 >>13221624 If I posted that version, people in this thread would throw a tantrum. I'd love me a grape flavored Oni though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:21:35 No.13221672 >>13221658 >Alpification >Confusing it with the actual monster Alp How about we go over the world guide again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:21:41 No.13221674 >>13221657 Fuck off alpo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:21:44 No.13221675 >>13221648 No, it means one should stop taking everything so seriously and relax.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:22:39 No.13221681 >>13221655 Nice.Would marry and feed pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:22:46 No.13221682 >>13221670 Well, I don't like fatties or muscleguts, so, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:22:56 No.13221683 >>13221675 But anon it doesn't the opposite. Being angry is not relaxing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:22:58 No.13221684 >>13221657 >thread related Like akaname and cait Sith? Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:23:07 No.13221685 >>13221668 Also read the world guide, and you'll notice that a lot of things are severely off with how everyone interprets them. It's like they've never even read it, or greatly misinterpreted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:24:08 No.13221692 >>13221684 Still strawmanning. Akaname still count, Caits don't because they're furry and not an MG despite being in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:24:12 No.13221694 >>13221685 It's like you think that people actually follow that giant pile of crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:25:38 No.13221702 >>13221694 You follow them enough to talk about them constantly, and misinterpret them enough to try and enforce Alps having stages and that a stage 1 Alp is still a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:26:00 No.13221706 >>13221692 Okay scatfag whatever you say, and cait sith is part of the MGE so you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:26:06 No.13221708 >>13221692 That's not a strawman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:26:57 No.13221710 >>13221708 No, that is LITERALLY strawmanning. See >>13217970

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:27:03 No.13221711 File: 50 KB, 171x163, 1388740799735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221692 >Caits don't because they're furry and not an MG despite being in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:27:12 No.13221712 File: 345 KB, 640x480, 0942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221683 That's why you gotta adopt "take it easy" as your life motto. Your mood will be greatly improved once you totally relax and only post to have a good time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:27:20 No.13221713 >/mgg/ falls to alp bait yet again

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:27:44 No.13221718

>>13221685
I'm really not interested in sitting down and reading the whole thing. I have hit many of the more important bits and, as you've seen, will look something up when it catches my interest, but by and large since I'm not following the MGE as a bible I'd rather be reading something else instead.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:28:27 No.13221721

>>13221702
>Implying I'm the guy you're talking to
Also, you are horribly wrong, most people only follow the world guide loosely, mainly because KC's writing is so fucking shitty.

I'm not going to get into this with you, but just know that you are among a miniscule minority if you follow the MGE to the letter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:28:33 No.13221723 >>13221712 No. I like being angry all the time, that way people leave you alone. Feels great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:28:45 No.13221725 >>13221713 >alps and cait siths Where's the Alf, drawfags? We could use the shortstack cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:28:57 No.13221726 >>13221718 I don't follow it as some holy book either, but when they go on about Alps and act like threadcanon is actual canon? That just gives me a fucking ulcer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:28:57 No.13221727 >>13221723 autismkun pls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:30:25 No.13221733 >>13221727 No. Being angry is a part of life, helps me feel alive. You should try it, feels refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:30:38 No.13221736 >>13221725 We're stuck with his cameo in that catgirl doujin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:30:52 No.13221738 >>13221721 Nobody follows it to the letter, but they do try and not fuck up information about a monster from that setting.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:31:10 No.13221741

Who wants some new MGE Translation Details? No one? Well too bad.

>Hobgoblin
>Extra fluff about how juicy, soft, squishy and sensitive their tits are
>They love having them groped, and will get all pouty when a guy stops
>Even tearing up to get him to keep squeezing

>Kappa
>They like to play Sumo Wrestling
>Even prepubescent Kappa will subconsciously like pushing down the boys they hang out with in such games
>Fuckin' love Cucumbers
>And yes, they love them for THAT kind of reason.

>Jinn of the Jar
>The pot she wears in the art isn't the pot she hides in
>It's her clothes
>You can break the pot she hides in though to get her out, go all Link on the bitch
>It'll cause the pot she wears to shatter too, since they're linked
>But it's kind of a waste of a pot, right?
>Also it'll make her cry. You wouldn't want to make a little Jinn cry, right?

>Red Slime
>Due to being more mentally developed than normal slimes, they are actively aware of the concept of having a "Daughter"
>However, much like normal slimes, they see no reason their daughters shouldn't be properly "Fed"
>So Father-Mother-Daughter threesomes are the norm

>Lamia
>Fluff about how sexy and magical their voices are
>Fluff about coiling
>Lots of coiling
>Especially if you try and cheat on her.
>They'll fuck you till you can't even think about anything but being in her coils.
>Post-shedding, her entire body becomes like an erogenous zone

>Leanan Sidhe
>They like to do artwork themselves, and will actively help artists they're attracted to, not just magically boost their skills
>The more corrupt they are, the more sensual their taste in art. Kinda common sense really.
>They still feed off of art, but after finding an artist lover, sex with him is considered "Sweet" by them, and even gives them a sort of "Sense" for his work
>All Leanan Sidhes have a preference for different kinds of "Art"
>Profile image likes Paintings
>Bonus art likes literature
>Music lovers are also mentioned

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:31:48 No.13221745 >>13221733 I only get angry at people close to me, as anyone else is simply not worth the time nor ulcers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:33:05 No.13221752 >>13221646 It's Inari. He likes to bitch about how, because the three obvious stages aren't explicitly called stages, they aren't actually a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:33:38 No.13221756 >>13221733 You don't need anger to feel alive when you've got cocaine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:34:06 No.13221759 >>13221741 Where do these new one come from and where are they posted?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:34:08 No.13221760 >>13221752 It's not Inari. He quietly watches the threads and bitches when people blame him even when he doesn't even post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:34:14 No.13221761 >>13221655 Was hoping you might try and make the whole tail red. But this is pretty tasty all the same.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:34:21 No.13221763

>>13221726
Yeah, well, you're gonna have to learn to live with it. As you've clearly seen we've got a (read: several) threadcanon running parallel to the MGE canon. There's no way you're getting everyone to hop on the MGE bandwagon entirely, so the most you can do is post a relevant section, point out that threadcanon is deviating and politely refrain from argument so you don't look like a sperglord. No point in popping blood vessels over this, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:34:42 No.13221764 >>13221756 >being a degenerate. Anger or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:35:42 No.13221767 >>13221764 Using anger as fuel is only acceptable if you're a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:35:53 No.13221768 >>13221759 MGR.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:36:13 No.13221769 >>13221756 >Cocaine >Not using morphine and shaking hands with Jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:36:25 No.13221772 >>13221759 The info themselves comes from the MGE-1 Book, which contains altered and updated profiles. The translations, as they come, are posted on MGR.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:36:48 No.13221773 File: 124 KB, 1000x1000, 1427161008792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221763 I guess I will. I need a fucking drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:36:54 No.13221774 >>13221741 >Lots of coiling Aw yeah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:37:22 No.13221777 >>13221767 Only by using anger have I made it to adulthood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:38:00 No.13221782 >>13221773 ...y'know, it only just now occurs to me. How the fuck would a diaper even work on a Wurm? Or Ryu? Or any snake-tail type?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:38:26 No.13221783 >>13221741 There's only one way I'd want a Kappa near me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:38:37 No.13221786 >>13221782 It just does

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:38:54 No.13221787 >>13221782 STOP THINKING.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:39:12 No.13221792 >>13221782 Let's not ponder that thought. It just works, alright?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:40:34 No.13221797 >>13221782 Special diapers that are used similarly to bag belts, I guess? >>13221786 >>13221787 >>13221792 It's helpful if one day monster girls exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:41:31 No.13221801 >>13221655 >Red skin >Hair dyed brown Gyaru Get?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:41:52 No.13221804 >>13221797 Shhhh Shhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:42:21 No.13221806 >>13221792 >>13221787 >>13221787 >>13221786 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csnvxWkr--g

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:42:23 No.13221808 File: 2.00 MB, 1240x1753, mofumofu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you guys done being angry over nothing, yet? I want to make a big, strong, war-weary werewolf smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:42:45 No.13221811 >>13221797 But they won't, so shut the fuck up about it. >>13221808 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:43:04 No.13221812 >>13221741 >Lamias >They'll fuck you 'til you love 'em Would you a lamia who took up boxing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:43:36 No.13221815 >>13221804 Get out you anti-intellectualist. >>13221811 Calm down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:44:43 No.13221819 >>13221815 >anti-intellectualist That implies the things said in these threads are intelligent though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:44:57 No.13221821 >>13221808 Maybe if you bothered to read the thread instead of posting a pic not related to your post at all. >>13221811 Wooooooooow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:45:32 No.13221824 >>13221815 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:45:40 No.13221825 >>13221782 Same way a colostomy bag works. You don't even need to invent anything new.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:45:48 No.13221826

>>13221782
It's need a bottom stretchy band covered in whatever crap Frog Tape has on it that expands when it comes into contact with fluids. Maybe a color changing strip to indicate that it needs to be changed right away. Past that, assuming the bits are all up top around the hips everything else would be like a normal diaper. If, however, we're talking SNAKE CLOACA there would be lots and lots of duct tape involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:46:27 No.13221828 >>13221819 It's a joke because people don't want that guy to think. >>13221825 That sounds fucking uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:46:46 No.13221829 >>13221826 See >>13221825 No need to reinvent the wheel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:47:00 No.13221831 >>13221804 How is reincarnation a thing when you have monsters that can keep souls from moving on? And you have will-o-wisps waiting to snatch any soul that was a lonelyfag in life? Is heaven mostly empty? What is he;; like in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:47:34 No.13221832 File: 196 KB, 689x1000, EvenRedder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221761 Red enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:47:50 No.13221833 File: 169 KB, 910x1200, PUDI_PUDI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that the recolor anon made this and regrets it to this day. I'll never let you live it down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:47:58 No.13221834 >>13221831 Do NOT shake the hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:48:31 No.13221839 >>13221831 Hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:48:56 No.13221840 File: 762 KB, 599x888, MADNESS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221833 He regrets a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:49:00 No.13221841 >>13221828 >That sounds fucking uncomfortable. No more than modern disposable diapers. Like you'd be using cloth ones anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:49:12 No.13221842 >>13221831 >What is he;; like in MGE? MGC.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:49:34 No.13221846 >>13221833 You'll never prove that I did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:50:03 No.13221847 >>13221832 On a scale of Yes-Yes. Dear Fucking Christ YES.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:50:20 No.13221848 >>13221846 But I can anon Because I'm the one who requested it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:51:11 No.13221853 >>13221831 Well honestly with the sheer density of population, even with as much shit that goes down like that, more than a few are bound to slip through the cracks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:51:30 No.13221854 >>13221831 Some days I'm incredibly glad I'm a scumbag.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:51:42 No.13221855

>>13221829
Wait, if I'm looking at this right that requires a surgical incision and you'd need to keep it sanitary. Definitely not a thing you'd want on an infant long-term. There's still be the urine issue to deal with as well, and that was most of what I was considering.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:52:26 No.13221858 >>13221853 What if hell is so empty the few people there are chilling and having a fun time in eternity?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:52:35 No.13221859 >>13221848 Remember, at the end of the road, only one of us will remain...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:53:10 No.13221862 >>13221831 You need to remember that humans still outnumber monsters like 10:1 when MGE takes place. It's just that everyone but the heroes gets steamrolled.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:53:31 No.13221864 >>13221859 But anon I was there when that anon made the request. You'll never live it down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:53:56 No.13221866 >>13221831 Shhhhh Shhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:54:17 No.13221868 >tfw a puny human

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:54:43 No.13221873 >>13221864 No I can do it, I only have to believe in the me that believes in the...me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:55:07 No.13221874 Story about an apathetic anon reacting apathetically to his whole town getting raped into husbandry by a superior monster wife when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:55:17 No.13221877 >>13221866 Shhhhh ut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:56:46 No.13221882 >>13221874 Plot twist: he had been castrated.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:56:57 No.13221883

>>13221855
No dummy. You don't perform a colostomy on the kid. A colostomy bag just performs the exact function you'd need to hook up to a cloaca. Vertical mounted waste disposal. You dispose of the bags like you would diapers.

There's only one opening on a lamia. And a cloaca means all the waste comes through the same pipe. There's no separate urine or anything like that. It's like a bird or any reptile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:57:25 No.13221886 File: 246 KB, 700x1100, 1422722293850 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What's that boy? I couldn't hear you from down there. It almost sounded like you wanted me to teach you magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:58:36 No.13221891 >>13221883 >only one opening on a lamia That's still being debated in numerous settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:59:20 No.13221895 >>13221891 >Seriously defending lamiass Don't even begin to start that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 21:59:40 No.13221897 >>13221882 Oh jesus monsters would probably have a fit at those international castration day posts you see floating around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:00:25 No.13221899 >>13221886 Yes ma'am, very much so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:00:26 No.13221900 File: 208 KB, 797x571, 765f90f236aebcad7d0b945274dc16ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221895 Too bad, asses are fucking great.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:00:55 No.13221902

>>13221834
Are will-o-wisps the evolved form of ghosts?

How long will a man live fused to a dryad, unable to do nothing but be raped?

Do akanames actually eat shit?

Has a unicorn ever used God's loophole?

Could a shirohebi's own flame b used against her?

How would a hinezumi react to being raped? No combat involved?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:00:55 No.13221903 >>13221886 Teach me the way of magic, oh humble and wise mistress. I beg of thee

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:00:58 No.13221904 >>13221895 Because the thread is populated by autists who don't like the idea of thinking about new ideas and concepts? I'll shut up, since we're apparently the Catholic Church and I don't want to be Galileoed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:01:56 No.13221907 >>13221842 Surely the gods are more merciful than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:02:08 No.13221909 >>13221904 >since we're apparently the Catholic Church and I don't want to be Galileoed Perfect analogy.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:03:12 No.13221913

>>13221904
Also they get upset if you want to talk about anything that has ever in the past caused a shitstorm, because they're scared of another shitstorm being caused, while also not realizing that by getting upset about it they are creating another shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:03:25 No.13221914 >>13221902 Aren't will-o-wisps just the souls of lonely women pumped full of DE? Whatever, they're still shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:03:35 No.13221915 >>13221904 No, because the bone structure is impossible and that's clear to anyone with even a middle school education in biology. Unfortunately, most people in here sit at about a fourth grade level.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:03:57 No.13221916 File: 472 KB, 943x1200, 49399705_p8_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take it easy and touch fluffy tail

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:04:00 No.13221918 >>13221866 See >>13221902

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:04:11 No.13221919 File: 19 KB, 180x197, 56806287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221886

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:04:30 No.13221920 >>13221915 It's impossible to have an ass, but not impossible for one to have a vagina with a cloaca of sorts around the end of the tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:13 No.13221924 >>13221915 >Unfortunately, most people in here sit at about a fourth grade level. At least they are willing to discuss instead of throwing a childish tantrum.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:14 No.13221925

>>13221902
Only if lonely.

Forever and ever. Most buildings have some form of wood in their construction, he could likely interact with the world at large through the magical wood network.

If their husbando is into it.

Wut wut in the butt?

I don't see how. Can't think of a reason why not either though.

Probably consider it a disgrace, and make it her mission to beat the shit out of her rapist. And then husbando him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:20 No.13221927 This is the reason why everyone hates you people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:44 No.13221931 >>13221832 Needs more red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:46 No.13221932 What do you guys think about the concept of an anon being adopted as an infant by a Vampire who lovingly raises him as her son. Also Vampire and Dhampir older sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:51 No.13221934 >>13221886 I told you to get out of the fucking way, I'm trying to take a picture of the landscape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:05:51 No.13221935 >>13221897 HOLY SHIT now that I would pay to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:06:03 No.13221938 >>13221920 Cloaca is cloaca wherever it's located. >That one retard that used to argue cloaca was a name based on location and not the fact it was one hole

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:07:27 No.13221944 >>13221915 The vast majority of monstergirls are biologically impossible, so even attempting any discussion on biology is pointless.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:07:32 No.13221945 >>13221938 I was thinking they've have both a vagina AND a cloaca. It's not impossible, and makes more sense than other shit that happens in nature like the platypus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:08:13 No.13221948 >>13221944 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:08:29 No.13221950 >>13221944 No reason to make efforts to bring them to reality as closely as possible. Weregirls could be reality with genetic modification.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:08:34 No.13221952 >>13221899 >>13221903 >Very well, fight to the death for my amus- I mean to determine which of you is stronger. >>13221919 >Mute are we? >>13221934 >Oh, I think I'm far better material than some silly old rocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:09:10 No.13221955 >>13221944 >Muh black and white Don't you have to shout MAMANO MANA somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:09:13 No.13221956 >>13221948 Exactly. Which is why I say there's no point arguing monstergirl biology.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:09:34 No.13221958 >>13221931 No anon, you're being way too crazy over there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:02 No.13221961 >>13221956 A shitty excuse to make everything work with majycks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:19 No.13221963 >>13221886 But I'm already being taught that by my Lich waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:29 No.13221964 >>13221958 Needs. More. Red.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:36 No.13221965 >>13221945 Anon... There's already a vagina or a dick if male inside the cloaca. The cloaca is just the exit. What you are suggesting are... two vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:37 No.13221966 >>13221961 >Literally the entire point of KC's shitty hugbox

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:10:45 No.13221967 >>13221961 That's not what he said at all, strawman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:11:45 No.13221973 >>13221965 How about a hole for reproduction where the vagina is on a woman, with a hole for waste disposal around the end of their tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:11:46 No.13221974 >>13221927 >implying this doesn't happen in other threads >implying anyone cares if other people hate us

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:12:02 No.13221975 >>13221945 The platypus also just has a cloaca. If anything, you could just treat a lamia like glass lizard more than a true snake and have the tail be all tail with no organs. Cloaca and vagina in one spot in the normal postion. Call it a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:13:01 No.13221981 >>13221964 B-but why?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:13:01 No.13221982

>>13221967
Ugh, you're making me respond.

That's not even a strawman (this thread's word of the week), I'm saying magic is the most overused plot device to not even bother trying to explain something.

>>13221966
My major gripe with his setting, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:13:05 No.13221984 >>13221952 Am I allowed to use a weapon? Cause I already stabbed the other anon in the stomach with a spear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:07 No.13221987 File: 3 KB, 493x402, 75160838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221952 >nods

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:11 No.13221988 >>13221981 More, that's more than enough of a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:17 No.13221989 >>13221886 Yeah, well... I'm gonna go make my own magic, with blackjack and hookers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:19 No.13221990 >>13221967 monster girl biology is always "explained" with magic though, you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:22 No.13221991 >>13221982 Yet what you said wasn't what he was trying to get across, and would easily allow you to attack him from there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:24 No.13221992 >>13221973 I can only imagine you arguing this hard if dicking a cloaca somehow squicks you out but you love lamias. One hole for everything is the simplest and most logical. You could argue placement, but that bit by itself is the most reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:31 No.13221994 >>13221973 >Tail tip anus I've seen that done. >Grab Lamia Waifu's Tail >Press dick into tiny tail-tip anus >Use Lamia Waifu's tail as an onahole Granted it was a Medusa in the example I saw, but you get the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:43 No.13221995 For fucks sake people, it's the right at the top of the thread, how did you miss it? >>13217970

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:14:52 No.13221996 >>13221981 Why do we exist? Will time ever end? We don't know why, just that there must be more red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:15:11 No.13221998 >>13221987 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:15:43 No.13221999 >>13221988 >>13221996 Do we keep fighting to find that answer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:15:46 No.13222000 >>13221991 >Yet what you said wasn't what he was trying to get across What I said is what I was trying to get across. Again, not a strawman. >and would easily allow you to attack him from there Did I do that? No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:15:51 No.13222001 >>13221992 I'm not even disgusted by it, I'm just contemplating variations. >>13221994 A least someone does. What was that sample?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:17:23 No.13222006 File: 8 KB, 429x410, 89543857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221998

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:17:56 No.13222010 >>13222000 >not a strawman >there's no point arguing monstergirl biology >A shitty excuse to make everything work with majycks. Wear some glasses, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:18:14 No.13222011 >>13222001 An RP I was in years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:18:57 No.13222013 >>13222011 >RP Nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:19:59 No.13222017 >>13222010 Holy shit why do I have to explain this. It was a simple remark, not putting words in his mouth. God.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:20:32 No.13222019 >>13222017 Sure didn't sound or look like that.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:20:40 No.13222020

>>13221990
>>13221982
Because monstergirl biology can't be explained otherwise.

How else do you explain something like a Dullahan, or a Slime, or a Dark Matter, or a Wight, or a Salamander, or a Lava Golem, or a Dragon/Harpy being capable of flight?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:20:56 No.13222022
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>>13221741
>After becoming monsters, to them, obscenity, having sex with men influenced by obscenity, and the stuff that's poured inside them when they do so, are all unbearably sweet. This is even more true if their lover is a producer of erotic art, and they themselves will be enthralled by their lover's work. Sex with their lover will be so sweet and happy, that it will fill their head with their lover and his work.

KC really wants this waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:21:02 No.13222024 >>13221987 >>13222006 Stop wasting images.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:21:57 No.13222027 >>13222022 but his waifu is baphomet, remember? Claiming it was best pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:22:10 No.13222028 >>13221999 The answer is more red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:22:43 No.13222030 >>13222022 That'd be why he wrote his Author Avatar with one... >>13222027 Nah. Leanan Sidhe is his waifu. Baphomet is his mascot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:22:45 No.13222031 >>13222020 And we're back to point one: >>13221948 Some people want to at least TRY to explain something, instead of lazily resorting to a "just because" literary device. >>13222019 It's my word against yours, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:23:45 No.13222034 >>13222031 Try being more clear next time and avoid misspelling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:24:03 No.13222035 File: 10 KB, 1842x1308, More red.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222028 I've got you covered.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:24:16 No.13222037

>>13222010
>It needs magic to be created so it makes no sense to argue how it works

That right there is the shitty assertion. Just because something was made by magic doesn't mean it can't function without it. That's the fallacy. Some things need it like the undead. Some things don't. You only use magic as an explanation if it's absolutely 100% needed.

Half a foot of missing spine and nothing but flesh jelly in the back expected to hold up a hundred pounds of monster torso is retarded no matter how you make something. And there's zero reason for it to be that way.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:24:46 No.13222038

>>13220877

>Be big bara male sold into the slave market
>Stew away in your cell for several weeks, luckily fed a pretty hefty high-protein diet to keep you large. That seems to be your only appeal.
>Eventually approached by a pair of Vampires. They're heavily cloaked and both have parasols to protect them from the sun's light.
>They have a list. They require exactly eight shotas, one very feminine adult man, two baras, and an assortment of others
>You are swiftly purchased without much explanation.
>Blindfolded and restrained as you are transported to your new 'home'.
>First thing you're forced to do is get geared up in a set of full armor. You've no idea why.
>A piece of cloth with the letter 'B' is placed over your chest.
>You're corralled through dark corridors with all of the other men purchased. The shotas are dressed in peasant clothes. You see another man in armor and two men in what look like priest's garb. One man is in Kingly attire with another in a rather luxurious gown, forced to crossdress.
>You're finally pushed into the arena. It's an enormous area divided into 64 squares.
>It's a chess board. You're a Knight. One of the two White Knights, to be exact.
>On the opposite side of the board are your enemies. The Black Team. Their Pawns are all low-level Slimes. Their Knights are Lizardgirls. Their Bishops are Dark Priests. Their Rooks are Centaurs. The King and Queen are two very confident-looking Succubi.
>The two Vampire slave-masters are at large balconies at either side of the board, each eager to give orders.

What is the best possible outcome?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:25:15 No.13222041 >>13222034 Comes with not being a native English speaker.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:25:16 No.13222042
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>>13222020
>How else do you explain something like a Dullahan, or a Slime
You rationalise it to the extent you want to, anon.
Normal people just fap and walk away satisfied, while autistic spergs like me come up with hand-wavey pseudobiologies about semipermeable membranes and headless-chicken-esque temporary control by the spinal nerve stem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:26:04 No.13222045 >>13222035 More

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:26:21 No.13222048 >>13222035 Thanks back-up anon, you've come through for me once again.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:26:52 No.13222050

>>13222031
I don't think you understand my point at all. Getting upset about the fact that Lamia ass isn't "biologically possible" or some bullshit, but then turning around and saying that it's perfectly fine that we can have girls running around with severed heads that are still somehow controlled by/connected to their bodies is fine, that's just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:26:55 No.13222052 >>13222034 "Majycks" is a common intentional misspelling used to mock the idea of magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:26:58 No.13222053 >>13222038 I'm not sure, but I think that the last Chess Piece standing would get into a threesome with the "Players".

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:28:05 No.13222057 >>13222050 There's your problem, you're assuming you've been discussing with the same guy all this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:28:33 No.13222059 >>13222037 Don't jump into arguments and act like that's what I was complaining about. >>13222041 You're not that spanish guy, are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:28:34 No.13222060 >>13222052 >The Book of Weaboo Fytan Majik Right in the nostalgia.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:28:47 No.13222062 >>13221952 A fight to the death. If that is what mistress desires

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:29:01 No.13222063 >>13222045 No. >>13222048 Any time, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:29:38 No.13222066 >>13221741 I knew there was a reason I loved Hobs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:29:55 No.13222068 >>13222052 That doesn't make him look genuinely displeased and more like he was trying to start something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:29:57 No.13222070 >>13222059 ...No? I've been coming regularly to /jp/'s monster girl threads for less than a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:31:27 No.13222072 >>13222059 >>Don't jump into arguments and act like that's what I was complaining about. >Thinking you were talking with one guy this whole time Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:31:54 No.13222074 >>13222038 Throws the pawns to the other team and work with the other "pieces" and break out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:31:56 No.13222075 >>13222068 Hard to tell from a single plain text sentence, and he already explained what he was trying to say, so I don't see what we're even talking about anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:32:45 No.13222076 >>13222072 Do you even know what the fuck I was even complaining about? Do you even know which guy I am?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:34:00 No.13222082 >>13222076 Do you even know which anon I am?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:34:34 No.13222083 >>13222076 Oh wait. YOU'RE the guy that jumped in someone else's argument and called his response a strawman. Now that's funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:35:15 No.13222086 File: 38 KB, 300x427, 4bbfd86dee981_153112b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222076 >>13222082

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:35:16 No.13222087
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>>13222066
Eh... the new profile seems to make out that the "fucking the whole goblin warband" is now mandatory, which is not to my tastes. I want to save all my seed for creampieing her tits, not fucking her annoying, boyish, flat friends on the side

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:35:59 No.13222089 >>13222082 At this point does it even matter since it's an anonymous image board? >>13222083 I was actually in the argument even earlier than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:37:14 No.13222095 >>13222089 It doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:38:05 No.13222098 >>13221741 >Sumo Kappa Well, didn't see that coming

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:38:40 No.13222099 >>13222095 >carl brutananadilewski.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:38:45 No.13222100 >>13221919 >>13221987 >>13222006 Is this the kind of thing we should report?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:39:57 No.13222104 >>13222100 Yes. Tail end of the thread sucks without images and that guy is gobbling them up like a hungry hungry hippo girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:40:21 No.13222105 >>13222095 Yeah, in the end it doesn't really matter. Wanna just talk about monster booty or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:41:06 No.13222107 >>13222105 >Wanna just talk about monster booty or something? Always. But does anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:41:33 No.13222108 >>13222089 >>13222095 >>13222099 >>13222105 We're all gonna die one day anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:43:32 No.13222112 File: 190 KB, 750x750, 1411390059841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222107 There's always people who want to talk about booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:43:33 No.13222113 >>13222087 Well, it says that the rest of the Goblins get so horny they can't resist. The solution is obvious. Just travel in a group large enough that the rest of the Goblins have their pick, while you wind up buried under the Hobby's tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:43:59 No.13222114 >>13222108 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5TlXOkpHI >with a knife

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:44:07 No.13222115 Pregnant Cheshire Triplets with triplets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:44:36 No.13222117 >>13221874 I'd like to read something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:45:10 No.13222118 I'm legitimately proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:47:28 No.13222124 >>13222118 Thanks, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:47:36 No.13222126 >>13221874 But what Monster would take interest in such an apathetic subject? A Lich, perhaps?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:48:23 No.13222128
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>>13222113
> Have to become Traitor-Kun and lead the goblin warband to success kidnapping other males, just to reduce the unsustainable rape-burden on your own pelvis
The road to heresy always seems reasonable at the time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:48:44 No.13222129 >>13222115 Oh my god. They're multiplying!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:50:03 No.13222131 >>13222126 >Got raped by a Minotaur today on my way to the store. >Had to shop while sticky, bread was on sale though so it evened out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:50:09 No.13222132 >>13222128 Look at that picture though, what man wouldn't be happy having such a cutie clinging to him so? You're doing them a favor, never think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:51:15 No.13222134 >>13222129 All those identical kittens sleeping in you and your wives laps, each one purring

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:52:11 No.13222138 >>13222128 >>13222132 Traitors pls.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:53:26 No.13222146

>>13222087
>not wanting to fuck a hob-goblin while resting on a 'bed' made of goblins who are kissing, licking and petting you all over
>not challenging yourself to see how many of them you can make cum in the shortest amount of time and try to break your record every orgy session
>not just saving your first, biggest and best load for the hob-goblin while the others compete with one another to be the next

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:53:53 No.13222148 >>13222128 Man I'd be fucking pissed if they tried to kidnap me. I may be sub as fuck but like hell I'm gonna be dommed by some loli or shortstack shit. You must be this tall to dom this dragon slut.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:54:52 No.13222150
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>You will never cook up an assortment of meats for your Ghoul waifu, from broiled ribeyes to marinated pork cutlets to fish both grilled and fried
>She will never slurp every bite down eagerly, making moans of arousal all the while

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:54:53 No.13222151 >>13222132 >>13222128 Deader. Than. Dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:55:59 No.13222156 >>13222148 >Implying subs have a say in when they're being sub Enjoy your new goblin waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:57:00 No.13222160 >>13222128 Gonna need a whole lot of Manticore's venom for this one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:57:18 No.13222161 >>13222150 >wasting food on the undead >wasting STEAK on the undead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:57:26 No.13222162 Finally got around to reading http://pastebin.com/nTt9UXUU Fuck that was amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:57:48 No.13222163 >>13222156 I'm a Sub, not a Beta. That Goblin can get the fuck out of my sight, I've already got a washboard.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:57:56 No.13222164

>>13222138
I don't know anon. I'd kinda like to get tricked by traitor-kun and have all my newly met good buddies get captured, raped and married by a group of monstergirls, all for the personal gain and pleasure of traitor-kun. Meanwhile I would barely escape and be left bitter, cynical, and paranoid for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:58:42 No.13222169 >>13222163 >I'm a Sub, not a Beta. That's the way ya do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:58:55 No.13222171 >>13222164 >Not taking revenge on the traitor Ok then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:59:17 No.13222172 >>13222161 Listen, Ghouls enjoy meat more than any living man can.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 22:59:55 No.13222174 >>13222163 Godspeed sub-kun, I don't like them lolis either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:00:22 No.13222176 File: 147 KB, 850x965, 1420618116969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222150 Well duh, the only thing I cook halfway decent is cheesy hashbrowns. I'm not sure if monsters enjoy hashbrowns as much as I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:00:25 No.13222177 >>13222163 >sub >not beta Laughing MGE girls.jpg Laughing Maidens.png Laughing Paladins.avi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:00:38 No.13222178 >>13222162 I fucking love it when monster girls are written as actual people and not sexbots.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:00:46 No.13222180

>>13222148
Personally, I am fine with a wide variety of girls, and prefer petites in general. Granted, it's because of the fact I like the thought of being able to cuddle them in my lap.

But I'm like you, and Dragon's are the exception. I'd rather a Dragon big enough to cuddle me in HER lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:00:47 No.13222181 >>13222171 Well obviously. I would spend the rest of my pitiful life devoted to that single purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:01:01 No.13222182 >>13222174 >Crying Baphomet She just wants an oniichan Anon, won't you help her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:01:45 No.13222183 >>13222172 >WASTING. FOOD. ON. THE. DEAD Nigga you don't know how hard I'd smack you if I could.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:01:51 No.13222184 >>13222162 An amazing punch right to the gut. But then, it's good to have something like that every so often.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:01:53 No.13222185 >>13222181 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:02:14 No.13222186 >>13222178 Whenever are they not? Pretty sure sex is part of their nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:02:43 No.13222188 >>13222131 I wished you'd mentioned a sale on eggs instead so I could make an Aldnoah joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:02:53 No.13222189 >>13222182 She should git gud and HEALTHY, then I might give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:03:50 No.13222192 >>13222184 Which is why utopias can never exist. You need sadness to know happiness.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:03:50 No.13222193

>>13222181
>Implying his Hobgoblin Waifu wouldn't bash you over the head the moment you tried
>You wake up with a goblin hugging your chest, your friends all around you seated at a fire, chatting pleasantly
>They tell you how they missed you, asking what you've been up to and such
>New Goblin waifu cuddling you the whole while, saying she likes how you smell and so on
>And everything was alright there after
>Everything's going to be daijoubu~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:04:17 No.13222194 >>13222176 Just make it with love and she will like it. I mean semen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:05:07 No.13222195 >>13222193 >This is what traitors believe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:05:14 No.13222196 >>13222189 >Baphomet eats a CC cake and drinks some holst milk >Looks like a bomb shell but is depressed because you just like her body and not her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:05:18 No.13222197 >>13222192 Sad but true. Seeing those without makes you appreciate what you have all the more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:05:44 No.13222199 >>13222186 They're always treated as pretty much animals that can do nothing but undyingly love you, making them bland as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:06:29 No.13222200 >>13222183 >On the UNdead Also, it's not a waste if you're eating it with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:07:07 No.13222202 >>13222196 Her body is part of her. Live in the present, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:07:23 No.13222203 >>13222193 Anon you don't understand. Me escaping and being left bitter is a requirement in this scenario. If this requirement isn't met, then the scenario doesn't even happen in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:07:47 No.13222204 >>13222196 >you just like her body and not her >implying I'd take a shitty Baphomet even if I did like her body

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:07:55 No.13222205 >>13222193 >they have their nightly orgy >you yourself are raped >wake up in the middle of the day >all of them are exhausted and out cold >kill them all in their sleep Fuck you.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:09:23 No.13222208
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>>13222164
>>13222193
Traitor-kun selling his own race to the monstergirl slave-markets?
> What you lookin' at, boy? Acting like you ain't never seen a human slaver before?
> Now, I know what y'all thinkin' about human slavers. You think a human slaver's lower than a goddam house-human, and that's pretty goddam low.
> You gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these monstergirls here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!
> Now get your ass movin'! Mistress Candy wants to inspect the new... merchandise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:09:26 No.13222209 >>13222178 There's quite a few of those stories around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:09:32 No.13222210 >>13222205 Edgy McMasterson, pls.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:09:42 No.13222211

>>13222199
They're certainly not ALWAYS treated that way. I guess what proportion of story characters you see as people-like and which one are animal-like is in the eye of the beholder though. I guess I could see an argument that most characters are mere sex plot devices, but even then considering how simple so many stories are that seems reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:10:28 No.13222214 >>13222193 >Hobgoblin bashes him over the head the moment he tries to escape >Cracks his skull open and kills him Even more likely scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:10:28 No.13222215 >>13222205 The hero we need.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:10:32 No.13222216

>>13222195
>>13222203
>Implying I wasn't just saying it for the sake of teasing you
But still, the prospect of revenge seems unlikely. Leaving you to simply stew in your hatred.

>>13222205
Owwie, anon, your edge, it's too much! What're you going to do about all the papercuts you're giving people?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:10:54 No.13222217

>>13222020
>How else do you explain something like a Dullahan
Their body and head have adapted to be able to function much more independently from each other. The spinal cord has developed the ability to receive and store basic algorithmic functions from the brain that it then constantly relays to the body even if the head is later separated from it. Most of it focuses on controlling fundamental activities such as respiration, basic movement and mating. The head in particular has also adapted to be able to survive while disconnected from the body. For that, it is able to enter a "hibernation-esque" state that requires far less energy at the cost of shutting down most of its higher order cognitive functions. As a result, when the head is separated from the body, both the Dullahan's body and head seem to enter a more primal, lustful state where intelligence is forgone to give place to a strong desire to mate (the most basic animal instinct).

>or a Slime
Very similar to our well known siphonophores: marine animals that look like a single being but are actually a colony of several specialized individuals that together are capable of achieving the complexity of a whole organism. Slimes likely evolved in the oceans and eventually adapted to an amphibious environment. Their bodies are actually composed of millions or billions of functionally distinct animals that operate in outstanding harmony to give life to the colony as a whole organism.

>or a Dark Matter
Parasitic lifeform that mainly targets human females. Capable of changing the behavior of their host through the production of chemicals very similarly to how some of our parasitic wasps can force spiders to spin cocoons and toxoplasma gondii can make rats get horny when they smell cat piss. In Dark Matter's case, the host is flooded with chemicals that increase sexual arousal and desire. Their metabolism requires further research, but they likely derive their energy from the host, as most parasites.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:11:52 No.13222219 >>13222214 This is true. Mamono Mana all you fuckin' want, giant-ass club to the head and a rapid fall to the ground thereafter ain't so easily dissipated. And I doubt a buncha Goblins would have Healing Magic of much potency on-hand either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:11:52 No.13222220 >>13222210 >>13222216 Tickle my balls, throat my cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:12:47 No.13222224 >>13222216 >the prospect of revenge seems unlikely. Pretty sure the pallys take everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:12:52 No.13222225 >>13222220 Is this the new suck my dick, choke on it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:13:05 No.13222226 File: 926 KB, 1198x1860, 1416006216164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where does all the blood go?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:13:20 No.13222228 >>13222208 >Django with MGs God damn it, this just reminds me of our severe lack of western style stories. What do we have anyway? Just that thunderbird story right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:13:46 No.13222229 >>13222226 Her tits obviously, those things ain't natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:13:46 No.13222230 >>13222226 Down her throat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:14:53 No.13222231 >>13222226 hopefully to her butt for once

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:15:18 No.13222232 >>13222226 Into her cold black heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:15:36 No.13222234 >>13222216 >But still, the prospect of revenge seems unlikely. Leaving you to simply stew in your hatred. That's the best part yet! Chances are the one goal I have completely dedicated my life to will never be accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:17:17 No.13222239 >>13222226 Into her own blood stream. It's one of the only ways she can feel warmth for a while. You know the other. Also if you embarrass your vampire waifu she can only blush after she has eaten.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:18:42 No.13222243 >>13222226 To her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:19:35 No.13222245 >>13222226 >/ss/ with a vampire this better be part of a set

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:20:32 No.13222247 >>13222245 Not quite, but I'm pretty sure the artist has at least done a few similar images.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:22:54 No.13222251 >>13222226 To her figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:22:57 No.13222252 >>13222243 >>13222231 >>13222226 >>13222229 >>13222232 Why not all of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:23:25 No.13222254 >>13222217 I like that that's kinda how Suu works in EMG.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:23:48 No.13222256 >>13222252 This anon knows

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:23:48 No.13222257 >>13222252 Because go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:23:54 No.13222258 File: 311 KB, 1188x1272, 1fooWII.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222226 I want to be that shota

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:28:12 No.13222263 >>13222245 I saved the image last time I was in this thread, January or something. I do hope there's more though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:28:44 No.13222264 >tfw no Mantis to scare as you accidentally cut your arm on her scythe. >tfw no Mantis It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:29:03 No.13222266 >>13222252 >>13222252 >Vampire drinks too much blood for a couple weeks. >Bras don't fit, panties barely cover her rear and dig into her hips

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:31:58 No.13222272 >>13222266 >>13222258 >>13222252 All of this makes me want that anon who was writing that one dhampir story to post another fucking update.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:35:56 No.13222278 >>13222272 The one where they got snowed in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:37:49 No.13222279 >>13222278 Fuck yes, that was amazing. Can't wait for more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:38:11 No.13222281 >>13222278 Yeah, that's the one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:38:30 No.13222282 >>13222162 Why did I read that just before going to sleep. I wish she'd just been a sexbot ;__;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:39:54 No.13222285 >>13222264 Now I'm imagining one of those hidden camera TV shows with monster girls as the victims.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:41:27 No.13222287 >>13222229 Too obvious, ten points from Hufflepuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:42:09 No.13222291 >>13222287 U w0t?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:46:03 No.13222299 >>13222279 >>13222281 Yeah, man. That was some good shit. The last bit I saw was him leaving us on a slight cliffhanger, too. Damn shame.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:46:43 No.13222300

>>13222282
Well too bad.

Now she's just a plain bot. Unthinking. Unfeeling. A shell who simply exists to carry out an un-life. Broken by her own mistakes, and those unable to forgive them, whether it be one last time or not.

Good fuck can someone please write some fucking healing?! Doesn't have to be a Mantis, but just SOMETHING to help mitigate this despair. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:49:02 No.13222307 >>13222300 She reaped what she sowed. At least Sheryl is in a much safer environment now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:50:50 No.13222309 >>13222307 Yep, it was sad, but its ultimately for the best. Those that can't control themselves shouldn't be around the little ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:57:59 No.13222321 File: 745 KB, 1500x1500, 3Y1xQ82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Manticores so adorable?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:59:32 No.13222327 >>13222321 Not as cute as a Mantis or Kunoichi though. I think I'm turning into a Kuudere slut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 23, 2015 23:59:32 No.13222328 >>13222321 Well, typically they are hard Tsun's and sadistic. But that just makes me want to break one all the more, turning her into a meek girl who loves to cuddle and is nice and soft.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:00:47 No.13222333 >>13222327 >Anon always, ALWAYS brings up Mantis and Kunoichi in the same breath Anon, you've been that way for a while. Longer than I've been called Dragonslut publicly I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:01:29 No.13222334 >>13222328 How does one break a manticore?That failure of an example aside.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:01:32 No.13222335 >>13222333 But anon I just can't resist!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:02:11 No.13222340 >>13222300 i can write something about a lizardgirl that i've had buzzing around in my head, if people aren't sick of them yet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:03:50 No.13222343 >>13222328 They're not tsun at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:04:21 No.13222345 >>13222328 That moment when they drop the hard tsun act because they're that worried about you.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:06:10 No.13222349

>>13222334
Bind her and feed her but never let her get the D. Remove her spines when they appear using tongs, do lewd things in front of her but never grand her release.
Then, one day, you drug her food with girtiblilu venom and, while she's paralysed, strap a ton of egg vibrators to her and put a horse cock sized dildo in all three of her holes before turning them to max.
Then you give her the D when she finally begs you for it but ONLY that time, and when you do, you use her pussy, not her tail. Marking her as yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:08:25 No.13222352 >>13222349 >>13222334 Or you could tell them puns all day for years.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:08:49 No.13222355 >>13222352 Who says you can't do both?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:09:12 No.13222356 >>13222352 Charon go back to your Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:09:46 No.13222358 >>13222352 What do you call a cyclops who's blind in one eye? Disabled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:11:28 No.13222361 >>13222356 Hellen as the Joker when? why so srs anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:12:29 No.13222363 >>13222358 Blind

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:14:39 No.13222365 >>13222340 >Lizardgirl You go right ahead and do that anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:16:07 No.13222367 >>13222361 Only if we get a whight as one of the Ghuls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:23:50 No.13222379 >>13222321 Adorable would be kinda insulting to a fearsome rapemonster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:24:35 No.13222381 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x1224, 1422317670963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222321 Because they're dangerous Sexual Apex Predators and Human men are their natural prey? At least we're higher on the sexual food chain that Cyclops'.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:27:13 No.13222386 >>13222321 Watching you manticore daughteru raping her first shota must be adorable indeed.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:29:05 No.13222391
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>>13222379
Not really, especially since she's adorable.

They're not all terrible rape machines. I mean, with those tails and ability to hear your heartbeat through walls and across the room they can tell when you're scared. That might trigger their feeding instinct and they might lunge after you and milk you dry in the middle of a crowded room, but they're still cute.

At least you can depend on them to be honest with their feelings.

>>13222386
>Implying her mother doesn't use you as a training dummy when teaching her daughter to hunt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:35:14 No.13222404 >>13222391 >Implying her mother doesn't use you as a training dummy when teaching her daughter to hunt Eh, she can see her mother "hunt" me for theorical lessons but I prefer not to dick the daughteru's tail.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:37:05 No.13222412

>>13222391
>That might trigger their feeding instinct and they might lunge after you and milk you dry in the middle of a crowded room

Man, that would really suck. Getting pinned against the wall by your shoulders, having your dick forcefully pulled out & jammed into the warm, fleshy insides of her tail, and hearing her tease you about cumming in public.
She'd have you collapsed and exhausted, thanking you for the meal before the lights fade out.
Then you wake up in some sort of dark, dank rape-cavern.
Never party with 'cores.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:39:48 No.13222420

>>13222404
Well, yeah.

Like you get home from shopping and the house is strangely quiet. You walk around trying to figure out where everyone went, only to have your daughteru explode from behind the potted plants and grab onto your leg, growling as fiercely as a five year old manticore can.

>>13222412
>dark, dank rape-cavern.

Her mother's basement?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:41:14 No.13222425 File: 140 KB, 680x960, 1400374108148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222412 Dank!?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:47:00 No.13222432 >>13222420 Yes, she's a NEET yandere who will chain you to the wall, and have her mother cook meals for the two of you.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:51:34 No.13222441

>>13220570
Don't think I ever stated if they had a creator still living. It's an idea though but what about that contract? Creator's will overrides it? I feel like that's cheap on the tier of "I have to go now. My planet needs me."

>>13220579
Nah, some one else.

>>13220627
I-I guess... but it's not like she has a purpose, and even if she did have some big goal for her to achieve, the story is pretty MC centric. And he doesn't really care much for her. I guess I could develop their relationship until he's compelled to help her in her goal. But again, I just don't see a reason for them to get closer. MC is the kind of person to do shit which needs to be done, and spend the rest of the time cuddling women. And he already has his cuddlepie, and only two arms. I don't think the golem really registers for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 00:54:13 No.13222444 >>13222176 Make some hot poutine and use hashbrowns

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:01:33 No.13222456

>>13222391
>>13222412
Holy shit this must be terrifying.

>Introvert guy goes to a bar for the first time to try and be social for a change
>Nervous as fuck, completely lacks experience in this kind of situation
>Manticore smells his fear from the moment he steps in
>She enters hunting mode
>Guy shyly walking towards the counter when suddenly the Manticore pounces on him and pins him to the wall
>Before he even realizes what's going on, her tail is already hungrily sucking his cock
>Everyone in the room turns to watch the scene, some laughing, others whispering, wolf whistling
>Manticore proceeds to verbally humiliate him in front of the crowd while forcing him to ejaculate multiple times and feed her as if he was nothing more than a dairy animal, before finally passing out

This guy is gonna have some serious post traumatic disorder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:06:43 No.13222462 >>13222456 this is how serial killers are made

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:06:55 No.13222464 >>13222456 >Introvert >Going to a bar for socialization Immersion broken.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:08:18 No.13222468 >>13222464 Peer pressure.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:11:14 No.13222477
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>>13222456
Well at least he's not a virgin anymore.

He'll also probably get hooked on tailpussy. He'll never be able to stop thinking about those big, throbbing, fat tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:11:48 No.13222478 >>13222456 Even if she explains that she was trying to protect him from a Matango outbreak going around?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:12:44 No.13222482 >>13222477 >He'll also probably get hooked on tailpussy. He'll never be able to stop thinking about those big, throbbing, fat tails. Ah yes, mindbreaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:15:25 No.13222488 >>13222456 >>Everyone in the room turns to watch the scene, some laughing, others whispering, wolf whistling Yes. This is the good stuff. What use is being a slut if there's no audience?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:16:24 No.13222489 >>13222456 >not keeping a shotgun in case of rape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:18:23 No.13222491 File: 38 KB, 550x366, rape-axe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222489 Just use one of these but for men.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:19:18 No.13222493 >>13222489 Don't escalate the situation. We don't want monster girls with guns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:19:33 No.13222494 >>13222462 And tailpussy sluts.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:19:38 No.13222495
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>>13222482
>>13222488
Nothing cures social anxiety faster than tailpussy.

In no time at all you'll be begging for her to drain your balls in every public space possible!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:20:33 No.13222497 >>13222462 This is how paladins are made.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:21:33 No.13222499 >>13222477 >>13222495 >>13222497 Manticores give me a reason to join the Order.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:21:49 No.13222500 >>13222477 fuck off bob

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:23:06 No.13222502 >>13222497 >>13222499 What's wrong with monsters treating sluts like sluts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:23:46 No.13222504 >>13222499 Most monsters give me quite the reason to join the Order. >>13222502 Fuck you and fuck your whore of a mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:24:13 No.13222505 >>13222502 Fuck off with your mindbreak bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:24:59 No.13222506 >>13222502 Noting. If they didn't want to get rapes they shouldn't have been so deliciously rapeable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:25:05 No.13222507 File: 183 KB, 717x856, manticore_fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222495 nothing cures tailpussy like a machete

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:25:20 No.13222508 File: 699 KB, 2217x2078, 1390453339292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222502 >You'll never be a slut for tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:26:22 No.13222511 >>13222507 Did Ms. Happy stay at home today?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:26:38 No.13222513 >>13222502 >>13222508 stop replying to yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:28:00 No.13222515 >>13222511 Snip snip. No more Ms. Happy, it's for the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:28:12 No.13222517 >>13222511 No, she stayed in a woodchipper.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:28:15 No.13222518 >>13222504 Think about all those poor monstergirls that just want a humanboy to fuck. Why do they deserve to die?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:28:50 No.13222520 >>13222508 >>13222511 >one minute difference stop spamming

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:29:58 No.13222522 File: 584 KB, 2000x5800, 7beWFjk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222515 >>13222517 You guys are silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:31:01 No.13222525 Christmas Cake Whalegirl when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:31:17 No.13222527 >>13222508 That's the one. That's the face that keeps me from 100% hating manticores...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:33:07 No.13222530 >>13222525 Only if she has the voice of an opera singer.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:33:51 No.13222533

Oh boy!

Your daughteru has just entered the edgy phase of her teens, and as her father it is your responsibility to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI at all times along with singing the lyrics whenever she even hits at being edgy, yes that also means blasting it in the car when picking her up at school every day.

Are you a good enough father to get your kid out of her edge phase?

I'd be a horrible father

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:33:56 No.13222534 >>13222530 I'd make her sing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:36:10 No.13222539 >>13222522 I'm not going to write out mutilating a tailpussy again, so I'll just call your tastes a yours and call it a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:37:54 No.13222543 >>13222539 ...Fizz?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:38:10 No.13222544

>>13222527
Manticores are just a little aggressive is showing love.

They tailpussy everyone because it's what they think everyone wants, and they don't know how else to get over their initial hesitation. To them, it's the equivalent of buying a drink for someone at the bar as an ice-breaker.

When you finally get to know the adorable little sex kitten underneath her fierce, fluffy exterior you'll be overwhelmed by how big their hearts are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:39:45 No.13222548 >>13222543 No. http://pastebin.com/pfqiAx2F I'm still here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:41:10 No.13222551 >>13222544 I want a chubby manticore daughteru who never knew her mother because she's a rape baby and her mother left her with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:42:53 No.13222552 >>13222548 >No. I should have known from your grasp of English.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:43:53 No.13222554 >>13222551 So... did the mother impregnate you, or just casually gave birth a few minutes after rape and handed the baby to you?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:44:08 No.13222556

>>13222441
>>13222441
I did not necessarily mean to take it deeper, only that she provides a decent bit of latitude in your story. She's practically the only thing MC's not jumping fences to give the dick. It provides a decent opportunity to develop the MC as a character. You can do a lot with the struggle between them about her role as a tool or identity as a person. It also opens up the possibility for throwing a yandere into the mix, if you so choose to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:45:00 No.13222559 >>13222554 >did the mother impregnate you, Reread what you just typed, dyslexicus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:47:19 No.13222563 File: 185 KB, 410x376, yetigirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which MGs are the comfiest to cuddle with other than the obvious one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:47:36 No.13222566 >>13222556 He's not jumpin to dick the valkyrie or horsepussy either, but I get what you're saying. I don't think I'd go yandere with her but I could definately explore a sort of dichotomy between her role as a thing and an actual companion.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:48:04 No.13222567

>>13222533
>You remembered your daughteru left the car this morning after you told her to be nicer to the Pharaoh girl in her class
>She said something along the lines of,
>"Please, I'm an Apophis. It's in my blood. Even still, in a world like this one, sometimes kindness is weakness."
>That was when you got an idea, fueled by your own memories of your own bismuth-inducing years of wanton angst
>That afternoon, you drove up to her campus, blasting the worst song you know she had in her library, but wouldn't be caught dead being seen listening to it
>As you roll up to where she is, you roll down the window, with your sunglasses on and the volume cranked up so everyone could see what a totally cool father she had
"Hop in, baby-girl," you say in a cool voice. "You and me, we're going to the 13."
>She tries to get in the car as fast as she can without being seen by her friends
>Or her enemies
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
I mean it, I shiggy, so hard!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:48:11 No.13222568 >>13222563 All of them, but the cuddliest would be your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:48:49 No.13222570 >>13222563 The one you love the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:49:10 No.13222571 File: 390 KB, 816x1200, 47427988_p6_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222563 The one capable of picking you up with her tail

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:50:06 No.13222573 >>13222571 But that's not a girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:50:26 No.13222575 >>13222554 Anon...you know how pregnancy works right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:50:32 No.13222576 >>13222567 Oh I would totally do this. Little shit isn't being edgy on my watch!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:52:06 No.13222579 >>13222567 >It's in my blood Oh girlie, I'll show you what's in your fucking blood. God, now I'm remembering what a edgy little faggot I was during middle school

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:52:18 No.13222580 >>13222563 Yeti. Holstaur. Weresheep.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:53:26 No.13222583
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>You will never be classmates with a lamia who claims herself to be the last descendant of the ancient swordmaster Marilith
>She will never join the Kendo club in an attempt to "hone her purebred warrior senses and skill"
>She will never one day ask you hesitantly to join the club with her some few months later, claiming she needs "a worthy rival to train and engage in glorious battle with."

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:53:39 No.13222585

>>13222551
Manticores don't rape people with their vag, they use tail pussy. You aren't good enough for their vag, and they will tell you so while milking you.

>>13222559
>>13222575
pretty sure he was making a joke because it's hard to end up with a rape baby for anybody other than the one giving birth to it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:54:29 No.13222586 >>13222583 Good. snakes a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:54:34 No.13222587 >>13222583 What a fat lamia

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:54:45 No.13222588 >>13222585 Maybe she tracked him down and said "She's YOUR problem now, sucker!".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:55:10 No.13222589 >>13222563 Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:55:10 No.13222590 >>13222583 Holy shit what an obese fucking snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:55:17 No.13222593 >>13222585 >You aren't good enough for their vag Until a few months later when they have a rare moment of dere and cuddlefuck you senseless while using their vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:55:52 No.13222594 >>13222575 >>13222559 But how else could she rape-and-leave anon with a child if she needed months to bear inside of her in case it was traditional?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:57:56 No.13222597

>>13222588
Someone so heartless would likely kick the kid to an orphanage. Unless it's some sort of weird cultural thing. I could see certain MG species who are rapists and have zero maternal instinct thinking that the proper thing to do is track the guy down again and leave him with the kid. Or maybe the rape comes with a kidnapping and once she gives birth then abandons both of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:58:52 No.13222601 File: 1.79 MB, 850x1403, sample_c0e8328c0c37797a27a04e2eb8d9550a7313d9e7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222586 >>13222590 Then how about this lamia? Bonus points for expressing her YAMATO DAMASHII, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 01:59:06 No.13222602 >>13222597 Fuck that shit. I'd throw the fucking baby to the wolves, not the good ones either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:00:13 No.13222604 >>13222601 Too many swords. 0/10.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:00:21 No.13222605 >>13222601 >YAMATO DAMASHII madotsuki.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:00:36 No.13222606 >>13222601 >Three swords >Not even a single one seems short enough for sudoku This is not Nippon banzai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:01:36 No.13222608 >>13222602 You shouldn't treat your baby like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:02:30 No.13222609 >>13222533 Whatever happened to Crawling in my Skin? Too played out? I still think it's more appropriate for mockery.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:02:34 No.13222610

>>13222602
I dunno, man.

Tiny manticore in your arms, obviously distraught because her mother won't show her any affection. You're her last hope in the world. You could be her salvation.

Her eyes lock with yours, and for the moment, she stops crying. Then she reaches out to you with her tiny little paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:02:39 No.13222611 >>13222604 Like I said, Marilith etc. >>13222605 She tries a little harder everyday.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:02:46 No.13222613 >>13222566 I think it's your best course of action. To be honest, I thought it was where you were going with the character in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:03:11 No.13222614 >>13222608 You say that like throwing a manticore cub off of a cliff isn't the traditional way to test its strength and weed out the weak ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:03:30 No.13222615 >>13222552 Pretty sure Fizz does speak English natively. He's just drunk. Like, all the time. Always.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:03:31 No.13222616 >>13222594 Takes him, locks him in her basement for a while. Uses her vag after getting wasted one night and dumps the baby on him nine months later

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:03:43 No.13222617 File: 225 KB, 500x706, 49366147_p5_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Bedtime Anon."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:04:20 No.13222619 >>13222617 I'm just about to go to work though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:04:27 No.13222620 >>13222617 You don't expect me to sleep next to you while you're fully clothed do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:04:54 No.13222623 >>13222617 I'm sorry, who are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:05:26 No.13222624 >>13222608 I don't gi- >>13222610 Hm, I guess I'd test the waters for a few years. I wouldn't want her to end up like I did.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:06:54 No.13222625 >>13222617 Yes, we do need a bed for this.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:07:08 No.13222627

>>13222593
That is for normal well adjusted manticores, or ones that have fallen in love. The kind that would rape strangers would likely only use tail pussy I think. I suppose eventually she might develop feelings for one of her victims and want cuddle sex. Maybe eventually. You would have to be coworkers or class mates or something. And she rapes you with her tail pussy every day. All while belittling you for being a loser who isn't good enough for her pussy pussy. You are nothing but a meal to her. She only picks on you more than your other classmates because she hates you. Not because you taste the best or anything.

You wouldn't want to go through something awful like that, would you?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:07:36 No.13222628

>>13222610
>Her eyes lock with yours, and for the moment, she stops crying. Then she reaches out to you with her tiny little paws.
Muh goddamn heart.
I'm hugging her. Giving her all the goddamn hugs.
And I'll raise her up to be a good girl, who is loved and knows how to love.

And someday she'll bring home a decent boy whom she asked out normally, if perhaps shyly due to the dichotomy of nature vs. nurture. And I will make it very clear to him that if he dares not keep up my good work of keeping her life full of happiness and love, I will flip a coin to decide whether he gets the business end of a cliff or a shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:08:17 No.13222630 File: 326 KB, 500x706, 49419964_p9_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:09:48 No.13222634 >>13222601 >YAMATO DAMASHII But she's not going on about how english can go fuck itself and that Japan is superior.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:10:52 No.13222638 >>13222634 True.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:11:41 No.13222641 Good night everyone, don't burn down the thread!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:12:35 No.13222642 >>13222641 STOP MAKING ME DO THESE THINGS AVERAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:14:12 No.13222644 >>13222642 Nyet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:14:57 No.13222647 >>13222628 See, that's just it. Children shouldn't suffer for the sins of their parents. In healing and raising another, teaching them the joys of life, we ourselves are often mended.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:17:02 No.13222654 >>13222647 Or you can dump the fucking little shit in a shitty orphanage and never worry about the cunt again! It's better that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:17:16 No.13222655 >>13222610 I'd raise her to be a kind, caring girl. Even if she reminded me of her mother. She'd get all the head pats, belly rubs, upsies, and ear scritches she could want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:20:03 No.13222660 >>13218088 >replying to an hours long post Anyway, What was your hunch? I don't see what was off with the mythology here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:21:47 No.13222662 File: 74 KB, 600x849, JARAXXUS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You face Jaraxxus, Succubus lord of the Burning Harem! How will you defeat her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:22:08 No.13222663 >>13222630 Your god's not here girl. There's only me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:22:55 No.13222664 >>13222662 I ask her nicely to stop whatever evil is is doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:24:34 No.13222669 >>13222662 Mario Cart 64. Rainbow Road. 3 Laps. 150cc. Winner takes all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:25:09 No.13222670 >>13222662 I turn on the AC, and watch as her harem gets more flaccid than if they'd stared at a locker room full of old people. For added insult, I actually stream that last thing to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:25:55 No.13222671 >>13222662 I give her a spanking. God Hand style.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:26:11 No.13222672 >>13222662 Ignoring the fuck out of her. Even if she rapes me, she won't get the satisfaction when I'm staring at a TV with a blank face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:27:01 No.13222677 >>13222672 >implying you can do that Anon, please. We all know you'd be calling her mommy withing minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:28:06 No.13222678 File: 298 KB, 600x861, Troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:28:37 No.13222680 >>13222678 Did she get a tittie-twister or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:29:25 No.13222681 >>13222680 Somebody bullied her a little too hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:29:29 No.13222682 >>13222677 You'll be surprised at how much I hate Succubi. I don't even think one could give me an erection. A Mantis or Kunoichi though, that's a whole different story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:31:16 No.13222685 >>13222681 Should I kiss the boo-boos? I think I'm gonna kiss the boo-boos. >>13222682 Your hate will only make your dick harder as your heart rate increases. Slam her down with your anger and ravage her, and your corruption will be complete!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:32:33 No.13222688 >>13222678 Yes, this is most pleasing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:33:06 No.13222690 >>13222685 The only way my dick would willingly go within one mile of a Succubus is if she was wearing a bag over her head and doesn't talk at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:33:10 No.13222691 >>13222678 >All these freckles >Dat Blush >Soft gaze and the hint of a smirk >Band-aid'd nipples That is a whole lot of YES right there, yessir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:33:36 No.13222692 >>13222669 >tfw you beat her at one of the few things she cannot best you in >She admits defeat and by doing so, says that you can punish her however you like >While making a lewd pose as she says it Yes. She is indeed gonna be one of THOSE bosses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:34:04 No.13222695 File: 232 KB, 1556x1470, Nargacuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220419 There's only one correct fucking answer. ...Well I mean there's a decent amount of correct answers but there's only one best answer!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:34:28 No.13222696 >>13222690 You talk big, but that's all you've got.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:34:40 No.13222697 File: 275 KB, 540x348, pages and pages of shit like this on tumblr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cold hard reminder that you aren't the only ones to like monster girls https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mayakern/monster-pop-volume-one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:35:23 No.13222698 >>13222678 You're a keeper. Can you maybe do a Catgirl trapped in a box?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:35:55 No.13222700 >>13222678 >"H-hey, I-I did that thing you said you liked..." >"I know you might not like my hands or feet, b-but you like breasts, right? Mom said that boys like breasts a lot." >"D-Don't just stare at them! I-I did this just for you! P-please..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:36:01 No.13222701 >>13222697 Those people also like breathing, not gonna make me hold my breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:37:04 No.13222705 >>13222696 Whatever you say anon. You can still fuck off if you think I'd even entertain the thought of fucking a Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:38:08 No.13222707 >>13222697 It'll take a lot more than tumblr nose and bright pastel colors to turn me off, try harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:38:49 No.13222709 >>13222678 Not bad. If you ever plan on doing more requests let us know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:39:08 No.13222711 >>13222705 Isn't Kunoichi a subtype of succubus?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:39:39 No.13222712 >>13222678 wouldbully/10

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:40:03 No.13222713 >>13222711 Yeah except not completely shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:40:07 No.13222714 >>13222678 Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:41:16 No.13222717 >>13222713 >I would never fuck a Succubus. >Okay well, only the ninja ones... >But other than that, I would never fuck a Succubus I mean, true, Kunoichis are great, but...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:41:20 No.13222718 >>13222713 What's stopping a succubus from tricking you into thinking it's a Kunoichi?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:43:42 No.13222720 >>13222717 >>13222718 Don't worry anons, I have a sick strategy just in case of this happening. Never going for it in the first place.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:45:19 No.13222721

>>13222662
>How will you defeat her?
Over Chess by the fireplace in her lounge, like every other Tuesday, how else? The Lady and I have made it our weekly ritual, and with her kiki maid Julia mixing drinks for us (she makes an excellent Tom Collins), I would be quite upset to miss it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:48:19 No.13222725 >>13222718 I make all my prospective girlfriends run through a grueling obstacle course. This might backfire when an Oni breezes through with brute force, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:49:02 No.13222726 >>13222695 Good choice anon. Can I get her to wear matching armor? That mesh, unf. >>13222707 How about Monster Boys and Transexuals?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:49:53 No.13222728 >>13222662 >Jaraxxus Oh please, I've killed that bitch so many times she'll probably go into ptsd-induced shock as soon as she sees the front of my shield.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:51:10 No.13222730 >>13222728 Your arrogance will be your undoing!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:54:19 No.13222735 >>13222726 >How about Monster Boys and Transexuals? Yawn. If everyone always thought the same, there would never be any new ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:54:45 No.13222736 >>13222730 Keep talking, skank. I'm about to spellsteal your ass and fry you with your own buff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 02:58:55 No.13222739 >>13222735 >An anon in /mgt/ is keeping a cool head about something >Not over reacting, even for the sake of a joke or peer pressure I need a shower. I can't process this information.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:07:17 No.13222747 >>13222739 Watch out for the slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:09:05 No.13222749 File: 1.02 MB, 1500x2000, kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kraken request, too tired to finish, continue tomorrow i guess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:10:36 No.13222752 >>13222678 Yes. This is everything I desire and more You're a keeper. The both of you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:11:42 No.13222756 >>13222749 Yay!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:13:10 No.13222761 >>13222749 >.Less delivers >One of the new artists delivers >All these deliveries What kind of black magic is going on here? Not that I'm complaining. Keep it up kiddo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:13:21 No.13222762 >>13222749 >"Ufufu~...Just stay put, anon." >"Tonight...I'm gonna make...you...dinner~<3."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:14:26 No.13222764 >>13222762 Will she get mad if I ask for the fish to be cooked?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:14:32 No.13222765 >>13221234 >Told you faggots he hated the lot of us. How? Every time he post OC he gets showered with praise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:14:41 No.13222766 >>13222749 Being a thigh man, I strongly approve of this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:14:48 No.13222767 >>13222749 does anyone else really want some calamari right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:17:44 No.13222772 >>13222764 There is such a thing is cooked sushi, so I'm sure she wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:19:15 No.13222777 >>13222749 Why is she pointing such dangerous things at me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:19:49 No.13222778 >>13222772 Drats, my plan has failed.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:22:09 No.13222784

>You will never be an assistant to a pettenko vampire and her sister
>The older sibling will never try and act domineering even though you can get her flustered with but a word
>The younger one will never ask to hang out with you, playing games, eating movies, or just napping
>The two of them will never call you to their room to help them sleep by acting as a body pillow for them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:22:22 No.13222786 >>13222765 Our posting standards simply aren't as high as those of the thread on /a/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:23:43 No.13222790 >>13222784 What's a "pettenko"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:26:06 No.13222794 >>13222790 Something you bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:26:28 No.13222795 >>13222790 Typo'd "Pettanko"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:26:36 No.13222796 >>13222794 I see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:34:04 No.13222812 >>13222749 Hot damn .less. Dat's some tasty calamari.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:36:07 No.13222816 File: 1.44 MB, 2480x3508, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Kunoichi who was a mojyo by day, and a protector of the innocent by night?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:37:18 No.13222819 File: 83 KB, 680x675, Rattlesnake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222816 What's a "mojyo"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:38:18 No.13222821 >>13222819 This is good. I need more cute daughterus to get me in the right mood for writing what I'm writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:39:09 No.13222822 >>13222819 To give you an idea, Tomoko is a mojyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:39:28 No.13222824 >>13222819 I looked it up, and apparently it's an unpopular girl like Tomoko. >>13222816 I might if she looked like Tomoko.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:39:56 No.13222827 >>13222819 Imagine a fujo but without the yaoi obsession. I think most people ignore the yaoi angle and just call them fujos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:40:12 No.13222829 >>13222816 >Kunoichi Stopped reading there. Of couse I would.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:40:32 No.13222830
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>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

Well this little mini-arc is over, or getting there at the least. 32k words isn't too bad, I don't think. Teresa Claims the head, Theinn faints, and Mary frees the masses. Now I just have to figure out some kind of speech that'll convince some butthurt human survivors to live with their once predators. Comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Preemptive apology for any misspellings or grammatical errors. Again, I find myself writing whilst dead tired.

Update from line 2949 I think?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:40:35 No.13222831 >>13222822 >>13222824 I know what it means the first scene in Watamote is Tomoko googling it. I was just putting words in the mouth of a rattlesnake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:41:35 No.13222837 >>13222830 >not even knowing what line your update starts from Boo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:44:14 No.13222842 >>13222837 I forgot to check before I added the next bit. I'm like 75% sure It was the place though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:44:26 No.13222843 >>13222830 Well first on line 2963 >Definitely stronger, than ever before. The comma doesn't work there, I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:48:59 No.13222851 >>13222830 Line 3037 >and she basically just burned the formulas into my mind. I basically just had to press a magic button when the times were right. Might want to reconsider using "basically" twice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:51:14 No.13222855 >>13222830 Line 3085 >Anything outside of what we can do, isn’t for us to stress over. Another comma that shouldn't really be there. I think?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:54:08 No.13222863 >>13222855 >Another comma that shouldn't really be there Ah well I'm not really sure about that one. I used it there to kinda signify a broken, halting sentence. Am I using it wrong?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:56:10 No.13222868

>>13222863
I totally get what you were going for, but a comma just grinds my gears. I'd have gone with
>Anything outside of what we can do... isn't for us to stress over
But I'm not a native so I have no idea how English actually works, but that comma just irks me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 03:59:42 No.13222874 >>13222868 An ellipsis seems just too much though. I don't like overusing them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:01:23 No.13222878 >>13222874 But it just doesn't FEEL right! Well, anyway, it's still good, and I've got to go back to writing about a cute Dragon daughteru now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:04:10 No.13222882 >>13222878 Eh. I guess if I'm not overusing one, I'm overusing the other. I'll just make it a normal sentence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:04:52 No.13222884 >>13222882 Don't compromise on your artistic vision man.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:07:58 No.13222888

>>13222784
>"Oi, lackey, I want to play a game."
>She picks up a logitech controller.
>Queue internal screaming
>"You remember thith, don't you? You uthed to play with thith all the time."
>She hands you a selection of three games, none of which you recognize. You pick one to get on with it.
>She turns on the console and inserts the disc, you start up the game, seated comfortably on the couch.
>The game is alright, not too interesting, but not bad by any means.
>She seems perfectly content with watching you play.
>Thirty minutes pass, the game doesn't get any more challenging. Soon enough, you've mastered the game, and are doing the same thing over and over again ad nauseum.
>"You're looking a little sleepy. Do you want to stop?"
>You nod, yawning.
>"That's too bad. I want to see the ending. Keep playing."
>You continue, the game only becomes more and more mind-numbingly easy. You drift into a sort of zen-like state of boredom.
>Suddenly, something is tugging on your tuchis.
>"Hey, you aren't allowed to fall asleep."
>She's dangerously close to your ear, whispering in a sweet, high-pitched hum. Your heartbeat skyrockets, and you feel the tingling of drowsy arousal surging through your body.
>"Keep going."
>You continue on, mindlessly pressing buttons.
>She gently strokes you, the soft skin of her palms moist with precum.
>Eventually the game becomes second-nature to you, inputs bound to muscle memory. Playing becomes so mindless that you end up focusing more on the handjob than the actual game.
>When you finally feel climax welling up within the shaft of your cock, she stops.
>"Oh dear! You died."
>You shoot her a look of anguish, and she smiles impishly.
>"Get your head in the game, lackey."
>Frustrated, you look back at the screen, and try to keep your focus on the game.
>Within seconds, you fall back into the mindless trance. Seizing this opportunity, she begins to stroke you again.
>Not only that, but she won't stop teasing you.
1/2

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:09:53 No.13222892

>>13222888
>"You want to cum. don't you?"
>"All you can think about is cumming, right?"
>"Go ahead, cum. It's been a while since my last meal. I'll even let you watch me eat it, as a reward."
>"Or, would you rather put it to better use?"
>"Think about it. All you have to do is nod, and I'll let you fill my pussy with your filthy servant cum."
>"As long as you don't finish the game, we'll never stop."
>You want to finish the game, but your competitive side wants to show her who's boss.
>Finally, you reach the last encounter. You're trembling in pleasure, and she giggles at your misery. Your vision is slowly dyed red from denial.
>"It would be a shame to lose here, wouldn't it? Keep going."
>What normally would be a breeze is a slow, agonizing duel to the death. You are unable to think straight, and you can't quite get the rhythm.
>Somehow, you strike him down.
>Almost out of reflex, you push her down.
>"Oh my~! You only had to nod, you know~"
>She still has that shit-eating grin on her face.
>Instead of stripping her down, you get sweet, sweet revenge through her one weakness.
>"You were pretty good, your hands felt amazing."
>"D-did they?!"
>She turns into a cherry-red mess.
>"Yeah, I almost lost it there. I almost regret not letting you win."
>"W-well..."
>"Yes, your highness?"
>"I-If you still want to.."
>"I don't know what you're trying to say."
>"D-damn it!"
>She throws a mini-fit, and covers her face with her hands.
>"P-please, m-make me feel good."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:10:44 No.13222894 >>13222884 Nothin' wrong with a small compromise, man. My artistic vision is only as good as I'm able to focus it. Doesn't count for much if I'm losing flow and coherency.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:12:23 No.13222896
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>You will never become the latest sexual victim of a Monster Girl 'Cougar'.
>A more mature Monster Girl who hunts after young, pure men. Getting them drunk and fucking them senseless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:12:27 No.13222897 >>13222894 But you didn't lose coherency, it's just that a comma in that sentence doesn't, you know, do the same thing as an ellipsis. I'll stop bothering you now. Need to write an update today and there's only 14 hours left today!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:13:30 No.13222899 >>13222897 Good luck, dude. I look forward to reading it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:13:41 No.13222902 >>13222896 How would I be a victim if I wanted it to happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:13:57 No.13222903 File: 467 KB, 1200x800, 1393531190647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222888 >>13222892 Why you gotta bully the domme? >>13222896 Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:15:28 No.13222906 >>13222899 Not sure if acknowledgement of identity, or just a compliment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:15:58 No.13222908 >>13222903 It was part of the fantasy I replied to, I think. Unless I totally misread it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:16:54 No.13222909 >>13222906 I just assumed you're Alp. I'll feel stupid and bad if you're not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:17:27 No.13222911 >>13222908 I was also questioning the fantasy. >>13222909 Don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:19:03 No.13222915 >>13222911 Does that mean I was right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:19:15 No.13222916 >>13222911 It probably has something to do with power fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:19:37 No.13222917 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 1378192236878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222903 >>13222896 >"Ara Ara? Just turned 18 have you?.. I've got a birthday present for you~ but I left it at my place..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:20:24 No.13222920 >>13222915 Yes. >>13222916 But the whole "turning femdom into maledom halfway through" has ruined so much porn for me...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:21:42 No.13222921 >>13222920 >"turning femdom into maledom halfway through" has ruined so much porn Agreed. Pick a colour and stick with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:22:50 No.13222925 >>13222920 W-well, gimme something to work with! I wanna see if I can write something that isn't memetext.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:24:03 No.13222928 >>13222925 Something to work with? Okay. How about a tribe of Amazons throwing a missionary into a volcano where he's saved and raped by a Lava Golem?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:26:10 No.13222930 >>13222928 >Lava Golem Yes. We need more of her.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:40:03 No.13222945

>>13222896
>>13222917
>"Is this seat taken?"
>"No? Oh my, I thought a nice young man like you would have a girl, but I guess there's a few innocent young lambs like yourself left unclaimed"
>"Oh don't get upset, it was just a joke. Here, let me buy you a drink to make up for it"
That's when you wake up sore in her bed as she cooks breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:43:05 No.13222949 >>13222945 Yes. This is the best. >Breakfast is bacon, eggs, toast and kisses!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:45:17 No.13222950 >>13222949 >She cuts the toast into heart shapes and gives the sunny-side-up egg a face using bacon. I want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 04:46:15 No.13222952 >>13222950 I swear in the name of Alpollo that I will write this one day. Too bad it'll be a phase 2 doing it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:03:35 No.13222980 >>13222945 >>13222949 >>13222950 >Predator on the streets >Monster in the sheets >Motherly on the morn Yes. This. Someone. Please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:06:18 No.13222989 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 1398636980174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222980 There are no heroes left in /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:10:38 No.13222998 >>13222989 What about crap, I can't think of anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:12:06 No.13223001 File: 147 KB, 2148x2000, 1412248490211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222998 See, we've got nothing. The age of heroes is long past. Now there's just the myths from ages past. And this drawing of an Apophis kissing her man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:12:30 No.13223003 File: 1.01 MB, 400x225, Tom cruise.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222713

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:16:53 No.13223013 >>13222980 Did you read >>13220186? That had a morning after breakfast scene, even if it wasn't very motherly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:17:13 No.13223014 Give m a good name for a Lich who lives in a tower built into the side of a mountain where a Dragon's lair is located.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:18:33 No.13223019 >>13223014 >Lich Liz. By the man who gave you Cammy and Zappy-sama.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:18:42 No.13223020 >>13222896 Acceptable if it's a Wight, Gnome, Kraken, or a Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:19:06 No.13223021 >>13223014 Betty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:19:30 No.13223023 >>13223019 I liked both, let's go with that then. >>13223021 That's a Holstaurus name, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:20:35 No.13223029 >>13223014 I would have suggested Alexandra. Also, Lich? Tower built into the side of a Dragon's Mountain? That sounds like Paradise. Like, that's the sort of place I'd immediately seek out if I got dropped in a fantasy world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:21:01 No.13223032 >>13222925 Go with something like >>13222930 >>13222930 Definitely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:21:36 No.13223034 >>13223023 fair call

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:22:37 No.13223038 File: 387 KB, 802x786, 131ec48af953204b4c835fb5d5311413941a5673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222682 >You'll be surprised at how much I hate Succubi. You're not that guy who wants to douse their pretty faces with acid, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:22:45 No.13223039 >>13223029 It is a paradise, I assure you. A perfect place to raise a little Black Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:24:09 No.13223047 >>13223039 Ah, so that's what this is about. Well, alright then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:24:41 No.13223048 >>13223038 I want to douse a Succubutt's pretty face with semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:26:17 No.13223053 >>13223047 I'm not sure I'm getting what you're getting at. Is that disappointment in your tone?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:30:48 No.13223070
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>>13223014
Grzzixash Twice-Damned, Butcher of Istvanhold
Liches live for so long that they get RPG villain names from the local peasants
She's called the Butcher of Istvanhold 'cos she worked briefly as a butcher's apprentice when she was human.
Her friends call her Xashy.
Not that she has many friends, 'cos she's a kuudere lich. The ara~ara~ dragon on the mountain teases her with it, and her occasional crow tengu study-buddy picked it up too.
Sorry, I seem to be trying to write this myself all of a sudden.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:31:50 No.13223073 >>13223070 And I bet you'd do a better job than I could.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:33:14 No.13223077 >>13223070 >She's called the Butcher of Istvanhold 'cos she worked briefly as a butcher's apprentice when she was human. Dass cute mang.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:33:49 No.13223080 File: 319 KB, 842x1000, 1404438976882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223048 This is the correct way of dealing with succubuts

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:34:09 No.13223081

>>13223053
A little bit. Not out of the "Reveal" that it was you, Alp, talking about it though.

No, rather my disappointment is based on a number of factors cobbled together by the statement of aforementioned "Paradise". Inability to go to such paradise, first of all. My laziness that I do not write my own version of such a paradise. My laziness at not writing any of my other dozen-ish ideas and fantasies. Also that while cute daughteru antics are a marvelous thing that more of is always welcome, I'm still eager to see the tale of her parents continued. These and other factors are the source of my disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:36:00 No.13223087 >>13223081 The story will be continued, don't worry about it. I was just antsy to get to writing more about the whole set up they have going on in the "present", because that's what I was originally supposed to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:37:23 No.13223091 >>13223087 Right-o. Like I said, daughteru stuff is always wonderful. Just have me rather intrigued, invested, interested, in her parent's story. Thus the eagerness to get back to it, see where and how it goes along and such.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:37:33 No.13223093 >>13223081 If that is you, Alp, don't write Dragon Tower lich, write more sexual predator Sea Slime. I NEED IT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:40:57 No.13223101 >>13223080 What if you tell a succubus that you dont want used goods?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:41:35 No.13223102 >>13223091 >intrigues, invested, interested This is good. This is nice. It makes me feel like I wasn't a good for nothing. >>13223093 But anon, I've already got 790 words of Dragon daughteru written!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:44:28 No.13223109 >>13223101 I want to see a Succuslut get turned down by her first real love because of her sordid sexual history filled with gangbangs and bukkake rings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:46:42 No.13223111 >>13223014 This >>13223019

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:47:02 No.13223113
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>>13223101
I guess she, like me, would react something along the lines of
> "not wanting a girl with literally centuries of experience in the fine art of making you cum buckets"
And then she'd just rape you into seeing the error of your ways. Because succubut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:49:47 No.13223119 >>13223101 Tearful yandere haterape occurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:50:21 No.13223121 Which do you prefer, an ordinary top-tier monster girl (based on your preferences, or based on power ratings if you prefer,) or an extraordinary mid-tier monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:51:07 No.13223125 >>13223093 First, you quoted me, in a post where I even reference that I'm quoting Alp. Second, he wrote an update to his Sea Slime story just earlier today, did he not?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:51:32 No.13223127 >>13223121 Extraordinary. >>13223125 If you can call that an update.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:52:09 No.13223130 >>13223102 >Dragon daughteru Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:52:45 No.13223132 >>13223119 Is there no escape? >>13223113 If shes got centuries of experience she can easily go find someone else

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:54:05 No.13223137 >>13223130 On Word. I'll put it up in a while.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:55:29 No.13223143
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>>13223132
>Is there no escape?
She might die inside eventually if you keep disliking her. Then you can escape while she sits in the corner with empty eyes, crying silently.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:55:45 No.13223145
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>>13223121
In what context? As a waifu, or as a fic character?

'Cos I prefer low-tier, unexceptional ones as waifus, for a comfy everyday life giving her the D as opposed to having to fend off challengers for her horde or her heart all the time.

In general I think that monstergirls are powerful and unusual enough already, you don't need to make them extra-special snowflakes within their species ON TOP of that. It just smacks of Original Charactur Donut Steel.

...so I guess of the options you gave me, I prefer a regular top-tier one.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:58:17 No.13223159
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>>13223132
>If shes got centuries of experience she can easily go find someone else
My point is more "Why would you turn down the ride of a lifetime", not "But she'll feel bad if you reject her and won't find anyone else".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 05:59:26 No.13223166 >>13223125 >Second, he wrote an update to his Sea Slime story just earlier today, did he not? This served not to satiate me, but rather to make me hunger for more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:00:29 No.13223171 >>13223143 Sounds like a good plan to me, how far do i need to escape though? Diferent city or state, maybe even diferent country?>>13223159 Im a sappy romatic type of guy, not really looking for a one off with a turboslut

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:01:32 No.13223172
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>>13223166
Fine, I'll just stop the one I'm working on here for today. Don't know if I'll be able to write any Sea Slime since I can't force the mood, but... yeah.

http://pastebin.com/cbn8f2x4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:02:37 No.13223174 >>13223171 >how far do i need to escape She'd just sit there crying until she died of dehydration. Also you're a bad person.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:06:12 No.13223185
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>>13223172
I don't know whether to be pleased that you're doing what I asked or ashamed that I have derailed your writing flow with my unreasonable demands.
So I'm just going to stop talking now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:06:15 No.13223186 >>13223174 damn it now i feel bad, cant i just tell her stuff like theres other fish in the sea or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:07:32 No.13223191 >>13223185 Oh don't stop, you're like half my fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:09:46 No.13223196 >>13223172 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:10:11 No.13223197 >>13223196 Yeah, the picture is really, really cute.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:13:03 No.13223203
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>>13223171
>Im a sappy romatic type of guy, not really looking for a one off with a turboslut
Turbosluts need love too, anon.
The way I see it, a succubus HAS to turboslut or she starves to death. She knows sex, but may be a blushing virgin in the field of romance. Maybe if you treat her romantically, rather than as a greedy sperm-sucking inconvenience, you might sate the hunger in her heart, not just the hunger in her belly. And she might find that, from now on, she only wants to be your turboslut.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:20:10 No.13223215

>>13223197
Well, I did mean the update. Bits of it anyway.

The start with the daughteru teasing and lampshading her dad being a bitch, him tickling her, and teasing her for being scared of the maids. That all was cute.

Kind of got lost with some of the setting detailing. And the bottomless bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:21:46 No.13223219 >>13223203 To a Succubus sucking a million dicks is considered romance

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:22:08 No.13223220 >>13223203 But i dont want a turbo slut nigga, and i dont so much want to harshly reject her as much as just say no thank you, maybe we can be friends instead or something

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:23:15 No.13223221 >>13223215 >bottomless bitch Topless bitch. He's wearing a skirt you know. >kind of got lost with some of the setting detailing Is there something I can do about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:26:16 No.13223226 >>13223219 I would accept getting my dick sucked a million times by an expert fellatrix as a substitute for a regular romance. Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:28:28 No.13223230 >>13223226 Slut. I bet you would leave her for a better dick sucker.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:28:29 No.13223231
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>>13223220
> Friendzoning an mg
And I bet you'd talk to her about your feelings, and how the girls you DO date aren't right for you, wouldn't you?
Humans are the real monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:30:45 No.13223237 >>13223231 If i avoid her im a monster, if i say no im a monster, if i just want to be friends im a monster, what am i suposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:31:16 No.13223240 >>13223231 I would friendzone a succubus just to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:31:29 No.13223241 >>13223230 You don't suck dick with your lips, you suck dick with your heart. And if the ghoul next door puts more heart into it, then the ghoul obviously loves me more, right? Why wouldn't you follow love, anon?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:32:48 No.13223246

>>13223221
>Skirt
Ah, misread that as Shirt, I suppose.

>Something I can do about that?
Not that I can particularly think of. I'll admit to being rather detail-oriented like that myself. Though maybe you could have trimmed it down by saving the comparisons. Described only how it is in the present, and then described how it was in the past when the other story reaches that point, and left readers to connect the dots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:33:53 No.13223250 >>13223241 But anon, a Ghoul uses her mouth like a Succubus uses her cunt!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:35:34 No.13223254 File: 90 KB, 640x783, Portret_van_René_Descartes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223237 >If i avoid her im a monster, if i say no im a monster, if i just want to be friends im a monster, what am i suposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:36:07 No.13223258 >>13223246 >saving the comparisons I don't know about that, it just came with the flow, and I don't want to go against the flow. That's bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:38:01 No.13223264 >>13223231 She should of just raped him. She deserved to be friend-zoned.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:39:38 No.13223267 >>13223258 Well, I guess everyone's different. If that's what you felt was natural to write, then that's fine. Was just a suggestion that came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:41:41 No.13223276 >>13223267 It's not like I went into real details or anything, so it'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:42:31 No.13223278 >>13223254 no thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:43:45 No.13223282 >>13223203 >wanting a slut who sucked million dicks Cuckold-kun pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:45:49 No.13223288 >>13223231 Being nice to people isn't a ticket for free sex.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:46:25 No.13223289
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>>13223264
> monstergirl tries to treat humans respectfully
> all that happens is that she gets cuntblocked at every turn
> meanwhile the crude grab-ass onis who think of men as sex objects get all the action and dere-dere from /hbg/

I can smell the salt and bonnets from here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:50:20 No.13223299 >>13223185 Here's another tease for you, as payback for bothering me. Starting at line 97. I need to be running off now. http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:51:40 No.13223301

>>13223289
>Monster Girls on /hbg/ go on about wanting nice guy childhood friends
>Guys in /mgt/ go on about wanting nice, caring childhood friends
>Such pairings meet for real
>Become friends
>Neither realize the other is attracted to them
>Both are so used to the mentality that the other is "Too good for them", that they can't break out of it
>Both think that the other is just being a "Good Friend"
>Both wind up being raped and/or ravaged by Red Oni/Amazon/Alpha Chad/Edgy Rapist/Whatever

This is actually what would happen, isn't it?
>

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:56:08 No.13223315 File: 36 KB, 554x439, 1274765216325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223301 No, because MGs are not real

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:57:10 No.13223319 File: 240 KB, 554x439, 1420197745918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223315

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:59:06 No.13223326

>>13223299
> saltwater --> freshwater hydration changes her mood and body shape

This is the one thing I can't get enough of in mg stories: imaginative use of animal biology. Especially if it promotes sexy situations. Delicious.

Actually there's two things I can't get enough of in mg stories. Imaginative use of animal biology. And paizuri

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 06:59:41 No.13223327 File: 470 KB, 969x1400, 020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223301 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:01:25 No.13223332 >>13223326 >I need to be running off now He's gone Jim. You'll never get your paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:02:31 No.13223335 >>13223327 I bet this slut would be a wurm in MG world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:03:26 No.13223337 >>13223326 It's just ripping off Suu anyway.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:08:49 No.13223346
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>>13223335
Kappas and Yuki-Onnas are the designated childhood friends of the monstergirl world, supposedly.

Wurms are too straightforward and retard-moe to go through the whole torturous mental process of >>13223301. They'd just rape the one they like.
Also wurms are too dumb to know the word "Hymen". She'd just say "We did the no-pants dance. It hurt when Mr. Happy went in, uguuu~"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:10:25 No.13223351 >>13223327 >Look this up >This bitch >This fucking bitch. >>13223335 >>13223346 On the contrary, I don't think Wurms would be this goddamn stupid. They're simplistic. They know what they want, like one of you more-or-less said.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:10:31 No.13223352 >>13223337 Well, I haven't read EMG since Ch5, so the gimmick still new and clever to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:12:16 No.13223355 >>13223352 Toxic Suu and Genius Suu are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:13:49 No.13223359 File: 80 KB, 734x518, 1425481423546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223351 Tell me they get together in the end and she makes up for all the blueballing with incredible dere-dere sex, anon. 'Cos if they don't...

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:18:13 No.13223365

>>13223359
What, the H-Manga there?

Yeah, it does.
Only after her sheer stupidity led to her being gangbanged by like, a dozen fuckin' guys. And her raping the MC's best friend, who also has feelings for her.
Luckily said best friend isn't a complacent faggot like the MC, and managed to there-after talk him into admitting his feelings for the girl and beating the shit out of the gangbangers, thus breaking the cycle of stupidity, and leading to the dere-dere end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:19:29 No.13223368 >>13223365 A true friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:23:24 No.13223371 >>13223368 Yeah, dude was bro to the max.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:23:37 No.13223373
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>>13223359
They do and it's the most rage inducing NTR I have ever read
I would be less angry with her dying from STD and MC killing himself. At least they both would get what they deserve
This fucking betamax MC, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:27:02 No.13223380 >>13223373 Eh, I think they both learned their lesson by the end...well, the MC did anyway. Always correct her stupidity, always. Not sure she gained enough good sense to be able to amend her stupidity in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:27:35 No.13223382 >>13223373 The turboslutting, I can forgive But turboslutting WHILE she has feelings for the MC? This I cannot abide.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:32:43 No.13223391

>>13223382
Well, she didn't even realize she did until his Bro talked some since into him and they busted in on the gangbangers, and he confessed to her.

She's just that dumb. Literally cannot properly process ANYTHING without his help, apparently.

Kind of a miracle she's even in high school.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:33:47 No.13223392

>>13223373
I don't even get why the MC would even want that whore to himself after all that. I mean, she's obviously not at all like the image he fell in love with. I once had a crush on a cute girl but immediately dropped it when it turned out she was a ho.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:35:50 No.13223394 >>13223391 So basically a wurm?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:38:23 No.13223397

>>13223392
>I once had a crush on a cute girl but immediately dropped it when it turned out she was a ho
It sometimes doesn't help when it's ravu-davu. The feelings can be so crazy and strong you literally go full denial, just disregard everything or rationalize it into 'she/he just got under bad influence/needs my help/etc'.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:38:43 No.13223399

>>13223392
Eh, I chalk it up to him having a life-long connection with her, to the point of her having an almost parasitic dependance upon him. She only went turboslut in the first place because he didn't realize he had the ability to stop it. He does now, so it's not like she'll do it again. She did tackle the leader of the gangbangers once she realized it wasn't what she wanted, so MC could get a good punch in.

>>13223394
I repeat. I don't think even Threadcanon Wurms would be this level of stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:38:49 No.13223400 >>13223394 Wurms aren't retards though, that's just thread canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:39:36 No.13223407 >>13223400 Threadcanon a lot of people don't even like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:41:49 No.13223416 >>13223400 >However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males. >intelligence is extremely low They are retards both in MGE and thread cannon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:42:56 No.13223418 >>13223416 My headcanon>threadcanon>KC's real canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:44:47 No.13223423 File: 1.16 MB, 900x972, 3Yf7haP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223418 Head cannon a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:45:32 No.13223425 >>13223418 >Bob's headcanon>>>>>My headcanon>Your headcanon>threadcanon>KC's real canon. That's more like it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:45:44 No.13223427 >>13223416 >basically all they think about is mating with human males What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:46:05 No.13223428 >>13223423 >that image again Wow, epic. >>13223425 So what does Bob think about Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:47:00 No.13223432 File: 197 KB, 307x465, 1427197620327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13222662 had to do it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:50:26 No.13223439 >>13223428 Bob did wurms?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 07:56:26 No.13223449 >>13223439 The other guy mentioned Bob's headcanon so I just wanted to know if it had any relevance.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 08:28:32 No.13223503 >>13220816 >>13220804 >>13220769 >>13220473 zombie neko a cutest would buy her chocolate and give her headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 08:37:34 No.13223518 >>13223416 Low intelligence doesn't mean complete retard that doesn't know what the sun is how how to take a shit on her own. It just means they run off primal instincts more than human common sense.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 08:43:40 No.13223527

>>13223503
I agree. I also like how she seems semi-phlegmatic to the whole situation.
Haohi's expression kinda makes it feel like she'll try to be as much of pain in master's ass as she could. Neko in her meekness though just begs to be spoiled with pampering.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:07:08 No.13223564 >>13223527 Please don't break the cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:16:26 No.13223572 >>13223564 A-alright I guess, whatever that means.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:24:40 No.13223580 >>13223518 And thread canon confuses that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:25:20 No.13223584 >>13223014 Alice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:28:42 No.13223594 >>13223518 I don't remember wurms who can't take a shit on their own or something like that

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:36:19 No.13223612 >>13223527 what the fuck is a hoahi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:42:01 No.13223627 >>13223612 the steel donut of .less

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:49:11 No.13223639 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like calamari, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:51:03 No.13223642 >>13223639 I had a mother with fish allergies growing up, so I've never eaten fish. Can't say.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:54:08 No.13223646 File: 380 KB, 600x600, 1293614422145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223642 And you never went to a restaurant in... your entire life?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:55:53 No.13223649 >>13223646 Not by myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 09:57:54 No.13223654 >>13222749 Can't wait to see the next time you make us all angry again, because it will happen as always.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:01:24 No.13223664

>>13222749
While this man >>13223654 is right that, like a dog that can't stop licking itself, you will inevitably do something awful that cancels out the good of titty kraken chef, it remains indisputable that that is a nice titty kraken chef.
I would order the Chef's Special without hesitation

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:06:30 No.13223679 >>13223639 Rapey and Lovey Christmas Crakens are love. I want to be with one!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:47:57 No.13223736 ded thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:52:19 No.13223751 File: 507 KB, 832x1200, Will O Wisp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223736 Did someone say dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:52:23 No.13223752 File: 338 KB, 500x786, 1316680421531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223736 Being ded is no excuse not to be sexy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:53:53 No.13223758 >>13223752 I want to cum on her spine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:59:46 No.13223769 File: 109 KB, 451x908, 1392904793355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223679 They're still single and that age for a reason, anon. They're just plain unlovable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 10:59:59 No.13223770 >>13222617 Then why are you still in your clothes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:01:38 No.13223776 >>13223769 >They're just plain unlovable. Is that a challenge Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:02:37 No.13223782 >>13223776 Yes. Look at the disgusting snake-haired bitch. Eww. Not even an Echnida mother could love that.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:05:10 No.13223789
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>>13223769
Pshaw! They're just a little too shy and reserved to go out on the club-n-rape circuit, and maybe their mothers didn't teach them how to snag a man very well.
Christmas Cake's combination of low self-esteem, proto-milfy bodies, bottled-up sexual frustration, and romantic naivete make them the olev-est of monsters.
I will not hear a bad word said about them. Not one!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:06:22 No.13223793 >>13223789 Unwanted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:06:35 No.13223794 >>13223282 That's not even close to what cuckolding is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:13:10 No.13223806 File: 962 KB, 3508x2480, 1407012422890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223789 I like when all that pent up sexual frustration causes them to want to feel up younger men

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:14:34 No.13223810 >>13223794 Correct. Still, "sucked a million dicks" is a bad precedent, I'd advice against investing in that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:16:55 No.13223812 >>13223810 A million is a little much. But depending on the context used goods can be olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:17:35 No.13223814 File: 127 KB, 1052x1091, 1412190110062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223806 >Hey, wanna learn how Elves make babies? >I need an adult? >I am an adult

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:19:24 No.13223820 >>13223794 >replying to 5 hour old inflammable post You just want to start a shitstorm, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:19:41 No.13223822 >>13223814 Is she Finnish? The only elves I'll accept are Finnish rape elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:20:19 No.13223824 File: 303 KB, 750x900, 1395244747300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223810 My attention remains focused on the fact that all that practice means she's really, really, REALLY going to know what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:21:23 No.13223826 >>13223820 In his defense, I'm still here. Also, we are otherwise fairly ded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:21:34 No.13223828 >>13223769 >They're just plain unlovable Christmas Cakes are love and life you fool

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:21:59 No.13223830 >>13223820 >Implying anyone is even awake Also these threads have a big issue with using words wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:22:17 No.13223832 >>13223828 Then why are they alone and miserable?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:23:17 No.13223834 >>13223822 Bitch, you couldn't handle a Finnish rape Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:23:45 No.13223836 >>13223812 >Context Well, anything that would suggest poor impulse control is a definitive no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:24:14 No.13223839 >>13223826 Why do you mean by "I'm still here"? >>13223282 This post was made by me, you filthy imposter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:24:23 No.13223840 >>13223832 They're just unlucky, they need a young cute human boy to make theirs, that'll help them out.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:25:48 No.13223843
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>>13223832
Because humanboys are flighty, capricious creatures who don't appreciate a kind monstergirl's earnest feelings.
Most of them wouldn't know olev if it landed square in their crotch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:26:30 No.13223844 >>13223840 Sure, unlucky. Excuses, excuses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:27:17 No.13223846 >>13223839 I'm >>13223203. Apparently there is no escape for any of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:28:02 No.13223850 >>13223832 Because most people have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:29:00 No.13223852 >>13223850 True, just look at all the faggots who like /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:31:24 No.13223856 >>13223852 Anyway... We can all agree that Christmas Cakes are best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:32:01 No.13223858 >>13223856 They're pretty good, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:33:11 No.13223861 >>13223856 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:38:12 No.13223869 >>13223856 No, they are shit Maybe only if it's mother-daughteru dicking it can be fun

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:39:19 No.13223873 >>13223869 >CC >Mother Are you thinking of MILFs? Or is the daughter the CC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:40:21 No.13223876 >>13223856 I love socially awkward girls. Any virgin CC would have to be really awkward not to get taken by some cool guy, like this aunty. http://exhentai.org/g/542951/ba0b9f1905/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:41:26 No.13223879 >>13223869 >No, they are shit Fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:41:56 No.13223881 >>13223856 I can agree that cc/ara ara/milf/mature healthy older women in general are fucking great and will always have a place in my heart.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:45:26 No.13223886
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>>13223869
The scenario of meeting an mg, dicking her, and then dicking her daughter makes me feel like a cheating scumbag.
But the scenario of meeting an mg, marrying her, producing a daughteru, and then dicking HER, is quite OK.
It's like some sort of crazy inverted incest prohibition.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:46:22 No.13223888 >>13223327 Man, even after all this time, this shit still makes me mad. Fucking idiots. The lot of em. Except that one guy. >>13223856 They are pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:51:57 No.13223897 >>13223886 I want to give a succubutt headpats. Why are they always so domineering and not patable?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:52:24 No.13223899 >>13223876 God I love that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:53:47 No.13223902 File: 137 KB, 850x705, 1400561703180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this CC talk >"So you're telling to try a dating site?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:54:48 No.13223904 >>13223902 Can I date you instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:55:19 No.13223908 >>13223902 Is that an expensive Oni prostitute?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:55:31 No.13223910 >>13223902 "No I'm telling you to lay down and let me make love to you."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:56:05 No.13223912 >>13223834 Fuck you bud, you never know until you try.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:57:17 No.13223915 >>13223908 Oh heaven's no, she's just a mass-consumer of human boy prostitutes. Being a lonely CC and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:58:29 No.13223917 >>13223915 Why is she dressed like an expensive prostitute, then? I bet she'd have sex with me if I paid her an awful lot of money.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:58:55 No.13223920 >>13223876 That was pretty good. Looking at the rest of his translated stuff, seems like he puts out some good shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:59:50 No.13223928 >>13223917 She's dressed like that to seduce delivery boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:59:54 No.13223929 >>13223917 Well, that's true of all human women and a requirement a lot higher than many MG. She's not that bad, and at least she doesn't look like a crack whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:02:11 No.13223936 >>13223886 That's cuz you're a faggot. It's scummy to dick any daughter whilst you have a doting CC MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:03:09 No.13223937 >>13223936 How do you have a daughter and a CC at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:04:13 No.13223941 >>13223937 Aunt and niece? Extra points for slutty gyaru niece trying to teach her frumpy fujo aunt to score some dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:04:22 No.13223942 >>13223936 But Anon, a doting MG requires daughter dickings. She is, after all, someone's daughter herself.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:06:20 No.13223947
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>>13223897
I want to be given headpats by a succubus for working very hard to beat my personal best in ejaculation volume, while I bristle at the indignity of being treated like nothing more than a stud.
> "Good boy, gooood boy!~ Didn't you put out a lot!"
> *pat* *pat*
> "Keep this up and that nice centaur across the street will want to play with you too~"

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:07:24 No.13223950

>>13223942
Dick every one else's daughter, just don't dink your own. and don't dick any one elses whilst you're already dicking some one else's. Cakes are insatiable, anon. Any moment you spend in another woman is a moment you're not in her. And then she's justified in NTRing your dumb ass. Love the waifu, live for the waifu, devote your self to the waifu. Own the waifu, and be owned by the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:07:44 No.13223952 >>13223917 I thought Onis dress like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:08:25 No.13223954 >>13223947 I want a Succuslut to NTR me away from my childhood friend by pretending to teach me how to fuck so I can please her in bed. http://exhentai.org/s/9f810e0e23/784757-20

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:08:48 No.13223955 >>13223902 I want to rest my head in her lap and have her stroke my hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:08:56 No.13223956 >>13223950 What about your uncle's daughter? Or your dad's daughter?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:09:57 No.13223958 >>13223955 That's very naughty of you. She'll have to give you a wet willie for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:10:36 No.13223961 File: 299 KB, 1200x1701, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223886 >not dicking someone's else daughteru and wife Are you a faggot?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:11:22 No.13223964

>>13223956
Dicking your dad's daughter is best incest. Onee-chans are even better than cakes. Cousins come slightly under onee-chans. Just don't dick your own daughter. They are for loving, and cuddling and embarrassing in front of her boyfriend, and fighting off assholes who don't deserve her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:12:15 No.13223966 >>13223961 I wish the husband shoots you in the head

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:13:43 No.13223969 >>13223961 Whats the story behind this? It looks like the noble skinhead here is saving an innocent girl from a raging betamax, and nobly rescuing her daughter from him aswell. Is that what happens?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:14:27 No.13223972 >>13221476 >SDO Oh man, nice shit there Seriously I suck dicks but I enjoy playing it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:14:36 No.13223973 >>13223964 >No lazy oneesan wants to cuddle you after getting back, slightly drunk, from a party

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:15:28 No.13223975 >>13223964 >Onee-chans are even better than cakes >He doesn't know about cake nee-sans

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:16:21 No.13223978 >>13223975 >virgin cake nee-san who used to be like a mother to you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:16:51 No.13223980 >>13223978 >used to be What happened anon?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:16:54 No.13223981

>>13223973
>You'll never fall asleep in her arms with the utmost certainty that she cut through swathes of drunk assholes just to come home and fall asleep in your arms instead of crashing at some guys place and being molested in her sleep.

>>13223975
I thought you opened my eyes for a moment there, but then I realized that's redundant. The best oneechans have that Cake age-gap anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:17:06 No.13223983 File: 455 KB, 1200x1701, 80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223969 Yes He also makes them both pregnant in a process He is truly a hero

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:17:43 No.13223985 >>13223980 You dicked her, and now she's like a loving wife to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:18:11 No.13223986 >Love Christmas cakes >Love older women >Already 27 myself Give me a 40 year old cougar and I'll die a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:18:41 No.13223987 >>13223981 >>Implying she doesn't sleep rape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:18:43 No.13223989 >>13223961 >>13223983 Don't waste images in your shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:19:25 No.13223992 File: 585 KB, 1200x1717, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223964 >not dicking your daughteru >dicking disgusting old hags instead Faggot-kun pls go Daughteru dicking is love Daughteru dicking is life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:19:40 No.13223993 File: 477 KB, 1003x1417, Still the best.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223769 >Not SnakeBlowjob.png One job anon. ONE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:19:45 No.13223994 >>13223986 I wish you good fortune, Cougar Hunter-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:19:57 No.13223995 >>13223983 This is the kind of shit that makes me think having a serious relationship isn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:20:00 No.13223996 File: 1.27 MB, 449x208, Draw it in and deal with it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223989 >/vg/ >wasting images

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:20:04 No.13223997 >>13223980 You grew up and started taking distance from her. That's why she started sneaking into your room when you're at school to sniff your cumrags and masturbate wildly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:21:19 No.13223999 >>13223996 >/vg/ Anon, do you know where you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:21:28 No.13224001 >>13223993 >SnakeBlowjob.png I don't think I know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:23:11 No.13224003 >>13223992 >Calling your waifu an old hag You don't deserve the air you waste

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:23:51 No.13224005 File: 472 KB, 1200x1718, img_191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223989 Cry some more, faggot Though you can have this cute daughteru She is also getting gangbanged hard in next panel

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:25:47 No.13224011 >>13224005 >That image God dammit, this is gonna end in sex, won't it? Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:26:04 No.13224012 >>13224005 >daughteru fucking >daughteru gangbang Begone, vile fiend.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:26:11 No.13224013 File: 2.55 MB, 1354x2000, SNAKE BLOWJOB 2.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224001 I'm not in the mood to teach you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:26:28 No.13224015 >>13224005 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:28:13 No.13224018 File: 541 KB, 1105x1600, totally not otomedori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13223995 Nah, it's totally worth it Don't you want to have a happy cuddly family like this guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:29:04 No.13224023 >>13224013 Nice lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:29:58 No.13224026 >>13223961 >>13223983 >>13223992 >>13224005 >>13224018 Delete your shit faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:32:06 No.13224032 >>13223961 Any man who touches my daughteru and wife will receive a complementary delivering of 7.62x39 directly to their rib cage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:33:23 No.13224035 >>13224032 >Not being mad at the waifu/daughteru for having no self control

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:33:27 No.13224036 >>13224032 >wanting your daughteru to become a nun You suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:34:39 No.13224040 >>13224032 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:35:25 No.13224041 >>13224032 I'm not one for violence, but I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:35:46 No.13224043 >>13224032 Too bad it's them who want to get fucked silly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:36:15 No.13224044 >>13224035 The phrasing of anon's statement implies that someone else is fucking them, not that they are fucking other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:37:05 No.13224049 >>13224043 Go away NTRfag

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:37:22 No.13224051 >>13224044 Unless it's rape, it takes two to dance.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:37:27 No.13224052 >>13224043 See >>13224044

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:39:23 No.13224056 File: 51 KB, 719x720, 1418172337108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Viking monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:40:35 No.13224060 File: 1.26 MB, 862x1200, 1407826476493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224056 Hejssan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:40:53 No.13224061 >>13224056 Those are a thing already, they're called Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:41:39 No.13224066 >>13224061 What's the connection there?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:43:17 No.13224070

>>13224032
>Daughteru dickers
Your wife wouldn't have NTR'd you if not for you neglecting her and dicking your daughter. Your daughter wouldn't have gone and found a real man if you hadn't shown her that you are little more than a beast who can only think with their cock, nothing more than a living, rutting dildo.

It's your own fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:43:32 No.13224071 >>13224066 They're warriors that plunder and rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:44:00 No.13224073 >>13224066 Amazonesses are rapist warriors who love to raid. The only thing that makes them NOT Vikings is that they don't all name their kids Freja or Mjolnir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:44:22 No.13224074 >>13224071 That doesn't make them vikings. Most warriors plunder and rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:44:42 No.13224075 >>13224070 See, you're assuming I ever dicked or have intentions of dicking my own daughteru. That is not the case.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:45:24 No.13224077 >>13224073 >Mjölnir Du utomlandiska jävel!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:45:36 No.13224078 >>13224061 Do amazonesses navigate the sea to raid towns? I can see them as some type of amazoness with their own traditions and such

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:45:44 No.13224079 >>13224070 >your daughteru and wife wouldn't NTR you if you weren't an alp who can't even fuck them right FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:46:37 No.13224083 >>13224073 >The only thing that makes them NOT Vikings is that they don't all name their kids Freja or Mjolnir. Confirmed for amerifag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:48:15 No.13224085 >>13224083 Sorry, we don't learn about irrelevant countries.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:48:24 No.13224086

>>13224073
No one name their kid Mjolnir. And the vikings weren't as 2D as rape and plunder. They were better traders, and sailed much of the known world.

>>13224075
So you'll still shoot any one who touched your daughteru? You either intend to dick her, which makes you shit, or you intend to rob her of her future husbando. which makes you shit.

>>13224079
>Thinking you can satisfy not one but two monstergirls
Any moment you aren't in them is a moment they aren't satisfied. But whatever, Mr. Alpha Thundercock. Enjoy your women seeking solace in real men. You're about as valuable to them as a dildo. but hey. You're giving another daughteru for the rest of the world to fuck, so you can't be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:49:05 No.13224088 File: 413 KB, 371x651, FREEDOM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224085 Oh fuck you.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:49:06 No.13224089
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>>13224073
>The only thing that makes them NOT Vikings is that they don't all name their kids Freja or Mjolnir.
Also the whole being brown deal.
Honestly, I'd love to get abducted by a cute blonde Amazon with braids. I'd manage to fight her just long enough for her to want to punish me long and hard after we got home.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:51:02 No.13224093
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>>13224074
Ditto the fact that they are fictional Japanese cartoons instead of bearded 10th-Century Danes.
"Amazonesses and Vikings share enough common attributes in the current context that it is intelligible to speak of them in analogy to each other", then?

>>13224083
Britfag, actually.
Vikings probably raped all my great-great-great-great-great^20-grandmothers, which makes me an authority on this subject.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:51:29 No.13224095 >>13224085 >irrelevant Now you're just being rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:52:35 No.13224097 >>13224093 >Vikings probably raped all my great-great-great-great-great^20-grandmothers, which makes me an authority on this subject. That's also the reason I'm an expert on mongolians.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:52:47 No.13224098 >>13224086 I could also shoot you for being a fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:53:35 No.13224101 >>13224077 Back in the cuckshed with you, Sweden, you know Jamal needs the bandwidth so he can upload those livestreams of him railing your wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:54:55 No.13224104 >>13224101 Anon, just because I know Swedish doesn't mean I'm a swede.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:54:57 No.13224105 >>13224101 Low blow man, it's not his fault his country got hijacked by feminists.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:55:15 No.13224107 >>13224098 >Muh guns Fucking Americans. I'm sure one day one of you chucklefucks will be born with gun for a dick, so that when you think with your dick and you think with your gun, you've optimized it to be the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:56:10 No.13224110 Fluffy Harpy Daughterus who can't fly yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:56:21 No.13224111 >>13224107 >Not liking guns I want liberal betas to leave >Your waifu will never take you to the shooting range to have a friendly target practice together

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:56:41 No.13224112 >>13224107 Not even 'murican you cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:56:49 No.13224113 >>13224107 To be fair, guns are pretty sick. They also help the environment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:57:15 No.13224114 >>13224110 Fluffy Harpy Daughterus enjoying being thrown in the air and caught until one day they fly off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:57:20 No.13224115 File: 239 KB, 900x900, 1419741292328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/pol/ taking over the threads again Whatever happened to this land being peaceful; its inhabitants kind?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:57:27 No.13224116 >>13224110 Giving them piggyback rides and making airplanes noises while running around the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:58:35 No.13224119 >>13224115 Because if it wasn't /pol/ it'd be >Tumblr >Bob >Furry >/u/ And so on. Just close your eyes, it'll be over soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:58:46 No.13224120 >>13224107 Stay mad eurocuck Enjoy watching your family getting raped by a bunch of sandniggers because you can't even defend yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:59:23 No.13224121 >>13224097 > That's also the reason I'm an expert on mongolians. This scarcely enables me to narrow down your heritage, for the great Mongol rape train had nary a single brake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:59:39 No.13224122 >>13224115 >implying this isn't "hollowed out general"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 12:59:57 No.13224123 >>13224114 >>13224116 That's adorable, would she try to carry you when she can fly? Or is that something only mom is allowed to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:00:19 No.13224124 >>13224097 >That's also the reason I'm an expert on mongolians So you're a black norwegian then, I take it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:00:39 No.13224125 >>13224121 Yeah, we're all experts here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:00:51 No.13224126 >>13224115 You know, I'm glad I only ever had to kill her once. Felt real bad, man. >>13224110 >>13224114 >>13224116 So adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:01:40 No.13224127 >>13224124 No, what gave you that idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:02:15 No.13224129 >>13224126 >only ever had to kill her once Was tearing off her fluffy tail worth it anon? WAS IT WORTH IT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:04:25 No.13224131 >>13224129 Not by a long shot. The weapons, anyway. Which is why I prostrated myself before her every time after. God bless the bottomless box glitch.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:04:30 No.13224132

>>13224127
The mongol comment, honestly. Mongolians ended up reaching Norway under one of the Khans, not sure if it was Ghengis or his kid, and once all the pillaging was done some stuck around and raised the kids they spawned with the locals. Those descendents are called black norwegians to this day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:05:30 No.13224133 >>13224129 She was a fucking bitch >muh peaceful land >full of spiky spooky skeletons wheels and plague zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:05:58 No.13224137 >>13224132 Well, these fuckers went pretty much everywhere. Godda admire that work ethic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:05:59 No.13224138 >>13224133 No anon. You are the zombie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:06:59 No.13224140 >>13224137 They knew what was best in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:08:43 No.13224145 >>13224138 She had one job: Taking my zombie dick. But no, put more assholes in my path woman, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:08:44 No.13224146 >>13224123 She would try her hardest to get god at flying so she could carry her dad around just like mom. She needs practice for when she gets a husband.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:08:51 No.13224147
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>>13224110
Heavily pregnant harpy waifus who have become too heavy to fly.
So you have to dote on them, bringing them meals, stroking their bellies, and helping them with wing exercises.

Milky, breastfeeding, post-natal harpies who remain too top-heavy to fly.
Eager to get back in the air, she demands you suckle too to help her tits go down.
Doesn't realise this only makes them produce more as supply rises to meet demand

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:10:10 No.13224149 >>13224147 Harpies lay eggs though...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:10:54 No.13224152 >>13224145 You're a murderer now Alex, you're a murderer.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:10:59 No.13224153

>>13224111
>>13224113
>>13224120
>spends all day with inches of hard steel down their throat
>Too busy fellating their guns to take care of their waifus
>Wonders why she leaves for a better man
Gunfags, everyone. They're rather shoot their problems than work on themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:11:37 No.13224155 So NTR is allowed in these threads right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:12:12 No.13224158 File: 109 KB, 500x515, red3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224149 I presume they would go through a period of being gravid with egg. Also all monstergirls breastfeed and no amount of logic or reason will convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:12:24 No.13224159 >>13224153 Hating guns is like hating cars or hammers or forks or something. They're just tools. Quit being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:12:53 No.13224161 >>13224159 But cars unlike guns don't kill people

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:13:25 No.13224162 >>13224158 Nigga, even mammals that lay eggs breastfeed. Nothing that has tits doesn't breastfeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:13:45 No.13224164 >>13224152 One more notch on my sword, I'll live.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:14:11 No.13224165 >>13224161 Except for all the people who die in traffic accidents. >>13224164 >being a villain

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:14:16 No.13224166 >>13224161 >Cars don't kill people I know you're not being serious, but you could at least try to be less obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:14:26 No.13224167 >>13224161 >Implying auto accidents aren't the main cause of non-illness-related death in the civilized world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:14:29 No.13224168 >>13224159 I don't hate them. I don't even really hate, I just don't like the people that love guns. Here, let me flip that on you. >Loving guns is like loving cars or hammers or forks or something. They're just tools. Quit being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:14:48 No.13224171 >>13224153 >My assumptions train never stops

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:15:05 No.13224172 >>13224161 >But cars unlike guns don't kill people But they do. They kill lots of people every year.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:15:41 No.13224173 >>13224168 But Anon, people love cars too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:15:49 No.13224175 >>13224165 >being a villain Every story needs one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:16:54 No.13224177 >>13224171 You know I'm right. Does it irritate you? What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Pfft. Gunfags. >>13224173 Equally as dumb, but at least hte people who love cars don't think with their cars, and try and solve every problem with their cars.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:17:13 No.13224179 File: 667 KB, 858x1201, 1397116225753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224175 Won't you please think of the children?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:17:29 No.13224180 >>13224168 Except it's natural for people to grow attached to things they use. My toolbox of my grandfather's old tools has gotten me out of so many jams, I would be heartbroken if those things disappeared. They can't be replaced.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:19:20 No.13224183 >>13224162 Platypus girl when?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:20:30 No.13224185

>>13224180
It's still stupid. They are just tools. Replace them with other tools of the same quality and they fulfill the same purpose. But all this bullshit aside, that got me thinking.

Which is your favorite and what would she be like, turned into a Tsukumogami?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:21:17 No.13224188 >>13224179 No, also fuck spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:21:40 No.13224189 >>13224179 No please. I can't take this. I killed her during that one playthrough too. I'm so sorry, fair lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:22:18 No.13224191 >>13224177 >You know I'm right. All I know is that you're flailing like a monkey on steroids. But do go on, it's not like you'll make yourself look stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:23:14 No.13224193 >>13224189 It's all your fault Walker

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:23:23 No.13224194

>>13224185
>The same quality

They don't make bullhead moly steel vicegrips anymore. Or parallel pliers with included wirecutters. Or half a dozen other things. Hell, most of the companies that made that sort of stuff shut down when the rust belt crashed.

Try finding a tool that got a special patent filed for it in 1895 in good shape. It takes a long fucking ass time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:26:21 No.13224199 File: 800 KB, 1280x673, 1409774086663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will there be waifus in Bloodborne? Will these threads become dead again like when DS2 came out?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:27:12 No.13224200

>>13224191
>But do go on
Go on with what? You've ceased giving any rational or coherent argument. There's nothing more to say.

>>13224194
>They don't make bullhead moly steel vicegrips anymore. Or parallel pliers with included wirecutters. Or half a dozen other things.

Then they aren't of the same quality, are they? Then that's not what you replace them with. You replace a bullhead moly steel vicegrip with a bullhead moly steel vicegrip. The fact that they aren't made anymore doesn't change the fact that of the same quality, you could easily swap one with the other and it will serve the same purpose, just as well. Getting attached to just a tool is stupid, and treating a tool as anything more than a tool is infantile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:27:26 No.13224203 >>13224199 Shhhhhhhh anon! You might wake up that one autist that posts Gazers!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:27:53 No.13224204 >>13223986 >Love Christmas cakes >Love older women >Still 18 Feels good, but still you deserve one first, I've still got several years.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:28:41 No.13224205 >>13224203 Wasn't it a Lich who played DS?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:30:00 No.13224209 >>13224199 Man, I wish I could play Bloodbourne. I haven't followed shit about it, but I doubt it wont be worth playing. >>13224203 >>13224205 Either of those could be cool. Especially the Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:30:14 No.13224210 >>13224205 No I'm talking about the guy that posts Gazers and has a fit if you talk about games or platforms he doesn't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:30:23 No.13224212 >>13224205 Yeah, that was Commercial-anon's bastardization of the Gamer Gazer greentexts that Trader-anon was running at the time

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:31:32 No.13224216 >>13224200 >There's nothing more to say. That we can agree on. Now go sperg somewhere else.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:32:17 No.13224218

>>13224200
>No sense of history
>There's no purpose in any attachment to anything physical

Yeah sure. That's why cars and planes and weapons and the articles of clothing worn by various people aren't enshrined in museums all over the worl...oh wait.

Words of someone with no culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:32:49 No.13224219 >>13224162 I don't breastfeed. N-not like I tried it before or anything...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:32:59 No.13224221 >>13224209 >I wish I could play Bloodbourne Just get out there and kill a few beasts.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:34:50 No.13224222

>>13224199
Bloodborne looks like a treasuretrove of gothic and undead waifus

>>13224216
>Telling me to leave
>>>/k/
Go take your bullshit there, and stop disturbing the monstergirl thread. And if there were nothing left to say why'd you say shit, man?

>>13224218
>Getting attached to an historical icon =/= loving a tool
>There's no purpose in any attachment to a tool
FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:34:59 No.13224223 >>13224219 Knigga, you have teats, not tits. Tits are boobs. It's old tudor-era English slang from when they compared the size of breasts to various birds. At least nobody calls them duckies anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:37:16 No.13224227 >>13224223 >Tit and boob are both birds I always wondered if that was just a coincidence or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:37:35 No.13224228 >>13224222 >Getting this mad >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:38:16 No.13224229 >>13224199 Didn't it come out today? So hype, gonna go pick up my copy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:38:50 No.13224230 >>13224229 Damn kids these days, having the money to buy a PS4...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:39:56 No.13224231 >>13224230 I still don't even see the point in buying one. Maybe in another year or so but really what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:39:59 No.13224232 >>13224230 Stop being a NEET grandpa. That and learn how to save your money better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:40:06 No.13224234 >>13224228 >Shit I got nothing else to say >B-Better just call him mad! Whatever, dude. You're only making yourself look stupid, it's not like I give a fuck either way. We're all anonymous in an Otaku board. Don't forget yourself, now.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:40:26 No.13224236

>>13224230
Actually I got mine as a birthday gift.

If you think that's unfair, I have a friend who thought he was getting a deal on one, plus several games, for like, $100. Turns out to have been a scam for some shit. He refuses to talk about it, seeming quite bitter over everything. Then finally his mother bought him one out of pity over the whole ordeal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:41:33 No.13224238 >>13224230 For me it's more like I cannot justify buying one for the sake of one game.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:41:35 No.13224239 >>13224227 >Breasts >Birds have breasts >Let's call breasts names after birds Makes sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:41:35 No.13224240 >>13224228 The best part is, he's totally against the old idea of a lucky hat or a favorite pair of boots, because apparently attachment to physical things is childish when he's the one throwing an infantile tantrum.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:42:34 No.13224243

>>13224236
I got my PS1 for my birthday, and that's the only thing I was ever handed in the world of gaming. The rest I had to obtain through hard work and sacrifice, by being sharper than the sharpies and tougher than the toughies, and I did it all fair and square!

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:42:40 No.13224244

>>13224223
>It's old tudor-era English slang from when they compared the size of breasts to various birds.
"Shall I compare the to a summer's tit
Thou art more lovely and more healthy stacked:
Rough winds do shake your darling baps of play,
And summer's neckline hath all too short a date"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:43:35 No.13224246 >>13224244 I read that in Picard's voice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:43:57 No.13224248 >>13224222 >gothic and undead waifus The best kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:44:26 No.13224249 >>13224234 Protip: No one cares about your sperging about guns/other stupid shit. And yes, you're clearly mad, why else devote so much time to this nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:44:35 No.13224250 >>13224248 >they make those blood-curdling screams when they come

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:45:26 No.13224252 >>13224243 I'm just the opposite. Every game console I've had in my life was given to me as a gift. And I have like, all of them. The exceptions being my Gamecube, Wii U, all DS', PSP and PSV. Those I bought on my own.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:46:06 No.13224253 >>13224244 >Those creepy poems Henry the VIII used to make about his third wife's duckies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:46:26 No.13224255 >>13224248 Mah nigga. >>13224250 I shouldn't have this fear boner, but I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:46:27 No.13224256 >>13224252 Gummibears are not split evenly in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:46:46 No.13224257 >>13224252 I wanted to call you a console scrub, but then I remembered that this isn't /v/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:47:24 No.13224259 >>13224238 Pretty much this. I can't think of a single other thing I would want to play that is only PS4 so far. Maybe if P5 was going to be exclusive, but its not. >>13224248 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:47:39 No.13224260 >>13224255 Embrace the fear boner, for it is the hardest boner there is.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:47:40 No.13224261

>>13224249
Not every one is autistic like you and gets emotionally invested into bickering online, so don't go projecting that shit onto me.

>Devoting time
This isn't devoting time, and you're under the assumption that my time is valuable. I spent the vast majority of it in this thread and other tabs, so I have plenty of time to respond to your bullshit, and tell you to fuck back off to /k/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:48:41 No.13224263 >>13224250 >they make those blood-curdling screams when they come Those delicious, blood curdling, cum boiling screams.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:49:50 No.13224265 >>13224263 It's like a brown note, only for cum. A white note?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:50:09 No.13224266 >>13224261 Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:50:26 No.13224268 >>13224261 >40% of this thread is American >25% of it is Texan >sperging about guns like anyone is on your side Come on now. Take a deep breath and step back a moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:50:48 No.13224270 >>13224263 Put your headphones on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bsegacfptc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:51:55 No.13224273 >>13224244 When monster girls become real, this will be the first thing I say to a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:52:28 No.13224275 >>13224273 >When Fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:53:06 No.13224277 File: 264 KB, 999x1260, 1411905705284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224273 >"Tell me more!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:53:53 No.13224280 >>13224275 No. Also why? >>13224277 The rest I have to say with my penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:54:15 No.13224281 >>13224270 The shivers run all the way down your back and straight into your dick. Abominable waifus are the best in every way.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:54:17 No.13224282

>>13224266
I'd bite my thumb at thee, but there's a computer screen in the way.

>>13224268
I never assumed any one was with me. doesn't mean I don't think you're all fuckin' retards for falling in love with tools, and letting them decide things for you.

>>13224270
Hnng. Kind of reminds me of that static screen from slender. Imagine your undead waifu coming home after a stressful day at work and instead of
>I'm home!
or
>Tadaima

She gives you this cum-boiling scream from the gates of Hel itself, that lets you know you're in for a long night of rapin' stress relief.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:56:45 No.13224287

>>13224270
Yes. YES. That, right there.
>>13224250
>>13224263
Monstergirl O-cries are something I think about more than decent people should.
I like to think that when you make an angel-girl orgasm she cries like a heavenly choir with a note so beautiful it makes grown men fall to their knees and weep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:57:09 No.13224288 >>13224265 >White note Seems like something a siren or those guitar-using titty harpies would use.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:58:12 No.13224291 >>13224287 >angel reaches climax >starts singing the chorus to One Winged Angel

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:58:32 No.13224292 >>13224288 >You will never rock so hard your entire audience cums in their pants Damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:58:57 No.13224293 >>13224287 I wonder if there's like a DE assisted "clear note" or something which just makes every monster girl in the vicinity juice themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 13:59:02 No.13224294 File: 538 KB, 688x875, 49399705_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you made sure to play with your werewolfu today? She'll get bored and lonely if you don't!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:00:13 No.13224299 >>13224294 Don't remind me, I need to look after my sister's dog this week and mine doesn't get along with her at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:00:14 No.13224300 >>13224294 I don't have one, nor would I ever have one. I'd be too busy chasing devil bugs away and being lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:01:18 No.13224302 >>13224300 You know both of those problems could be solved with one, simple solution. Stop chasing them away, and voila, you're not lonely anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:02:21 No.13224304 >>13224294 Trying to find time amidst a heavy work load. And the fluffy tail isn't making it any easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:03:36 No.13224309 >>13224302 I don't want a shitty bug waifu. Mantis is the only bug I'd want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:06:58 No.13224315 File: 255 KB, 501x708, 49366147_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:07:46 No.13224319 >>13224315 Not now spam-kun, we're almost at the limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:12:05 No.13224333 >>13224309 I like Mantis and Oomukade personally. I'm also not adverse to Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:13:01 No.13224336 >>13224333 Speaking of Oomukade, did Alp cancel Night Terrors or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:14:08 No.13224338 >>13224336 Wouldn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:14:46 No.13224340 >>13224336 He's a faggot, what do you expect? God I hate him and his stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:15:02 No.13224342 >>13224336 Pretty sure he didn't. Just with the way he's "Rotating" through his stories, he hasn't come around to updating it for a while now. I'm sure he'll get back around to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:15:04 No.13224343 >>13224115 How do you feel about mudslime girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:15:19 No.13224345 >>13224338 >>13224340 Are you hoping he's going to read those and actually do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:16:33 No.13224348 >>13224340 No anon, you are the faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:16:33 No.13224349 File: 2.11 MB, 830x1200, Dark Gnome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224343 I want to take a mud bath between her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:17:31 No.13224354 >>13224343 They're icky and yicky, and yet feel so good. >>13224348 AIDF please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:18:40 No.13224356 Do any of you anons have a problem with figuring out what your favorite species are? Like, I can't come up with a 'top 3,' let alone one specific species I like the most. There's just too much to love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:20:02 No.13224359 >>13224356 So you're a slut, nothing wrong with that. Come 2017 that will be a valuable trait. Besides, there's no reason to narrow yourself down to a top three anyway; it's a completely arbitrary number.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:20:08 No.13224360 >>13224356 You are not alone anon. I like 99% of MGs and tend to roll whenever the "your favorite MG" choices pop up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:20:23 No.13224362 >>13224349 >"Inside me" Doujins ruined these two words for all of eternity for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:20:49 No.13224363 >>13224356 I have an overall narrowed Top 12 List, which is subdivided into different sorts of "Favorites". Like my favorite design, favorite "Waifus", favorite MGs I'd want to be, and just general favorites.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:21:07 No.13224364

>>13224345
No, just saying he has a habit of not finishing things.
>>13224356
I've known my favorite spices since I first read their profile, I still love like 90% of monster girls and its even hard for me to chose a top 5 or 10 but I will always know who my favorite is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:21:49 No.13224365 >>13224364 Who is your favorite then anon? And is she your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:21:58 No.13224366 >>13224359 What's with 2017 btw? Next forthcoming Armageddon date?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:22:47 No.13224369 >>13224366 Oh no anon. It is not the end. It is the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:23:03 No.13224370 >>13224366 >Armageddon date More like cumageddon. Hell if I know though; it's when the MG have been prophecied to become real and that's good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:23:27 No.13224371 >>13224356 I got a top three. Mantis, Kunoichi, and maybe a deredere Werewolf pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:25:03 No.13224374 >>13224356 Same. I can give you a top 10 at most, but it would be hard for me to choose a top 5.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:25:59 No.13224376 >>13224365 Holstaurs, of course they/she are. >>13224366 Some christian group is saying that's gonna be the date of the rapture, internet has ran with it and its now a running joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:28:10 No.13224381 >>13224371 I'm the second mantisfag then, although my other two would be a lizardwoman and a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:29:13 No.13224385 I want to hug a hell hound and never let go. >Hey, I can't go to work if you keep hugging me you know? Especially not after last time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:30:39 No.13224389 I want to hug a hell hound and never let go. >Hey, I can't go to work if you keep hugging me you know? Come on! Quit it! >"Hello Cera, hows that report com-....who is this?" >"Sorry boss, he won't let go."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:30:54 No.13224390 >>13224356 I'm pretty solid on having a Crow Tengu as my waifu, but my other favorites are a bit harder to pin down. I like plenty of monstergirls.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:32:08 No.13224392
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I had an MG dream last night:

>playing a videogame in my bedroom
>a succubus walks in and gets on the bed, says she wants us to hang out
>uh, ok then.
>try and put a movie on for her
>"nah, actually I'm not feeling that well. Maybe if I had something to eat..."
>she wraps the bed covers around herself and giggles
>so I go downstairs and boil her some peas for some reason
>succubus comes down to investigate, sees m boiling peas and is understandably mad
>she storms out

So I think in density my subconscious rivals that of the densest harem MCs. Also, succubi don't like peas, and it might actually be their weakness. Just throwing it out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:33:20 No.13224394 >>13224385 >>13224389 Ok man we get it, I worry for your pelvis if you continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:33:24 No.13224395 >>13224366 Just like 2000, 2012, etc etc You gotta have one at least once a decade. Crap, there were some in the 80's and 90's too but I can't remember the exact dates.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:34:58 No.13224397 More art from Zombie Neko (NSFW). http://imgur.com/DaLXdpx

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:34:59 No.13224398 >>13224392 >Comes into your house uninvited >Is too good for your food What a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:35:26 No.13224399 >>13224392 Gentlemen this could be it. This anon could have visions of how we can beat the monster girls, like in that one Tom Cruise movie based on that one manga.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:35:34 No.13224402 >>13224397 Does he have an imgur album or pixiv or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:36:03 No.13224403 >>13224392 >not a single MG dream, ever The pain is real.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:36:17 No.13224405 >>13224397 >Manticore Neko pls, why no Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:36:38 No.13224406 >>13224402 Pretty sure they have a >tubmlr, same with the other new artist. Neither of them use imgur I know that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:36:50 No.13224408 File: 562 KB, 1248x3360, DensePaladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224392 Reminder that Druella will never get laid. It's why she has so many pleasure runes - so she can masturbate and pretend it's someone else touching her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:37:45 No.13224411 >>13224212 >Commercialanon/Psychofox was behind Lich Gamer It all makes sense. The lack of originality, the hostile attitude towards criticism and the pointless dragging out of it all.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:38:06 No.13224412

>>13224394
Sorry about that first one, glitched up when I tried to post it.

>"Come on anon, I have to use the restroom. You remember what happened last time right?"
>"Good boy, I'll hug you when I get back out."
>Hell hound leaves the restroom to see the wurm from accounting wrapped around anon.
>"Cera! You gotta try this guy! His hugs are the best!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:38:12 No.13224413 >>13224397 >Manticore femdom Has he been hanging out with .less?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:38:19 No.13224414

I want to be the advisor and secret consort of a regal and powerful Vampire.

>Only male living in the palace
>One other human advisor, a woman, seems to only be there so both the human and monster governments can study monsterization in a controlled environment
>Official title is "Advisor to the Living"
>Supposed to advise the Vampire and her undead court as to the culture, mannerisms and way of life of the living so as to better integrate monsters and humans
>Spend most days having hot, passionate sex with the Vampire in private, and put on a mask of professionalism in public functions
>Never actually sleep in my assigned room, spend every night cuddling with the Vampire
>Have to leave it looking lived in thanks to surprise inspections by the human government to ensure I'm actually carrying out my duties

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:38:33 No.13224415 >>13224397 yissssssssssssssssssss

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:39:21 No.13224418 >>13224392 Succubi can visit dreams, so either anon had a lucky escape or he's ruined cross dimensional first contact.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:39:29 No.13224419 >>13224397 Lotta milking going on in the pic. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:41:41 No.13224424 >>13224413 They noted a few times they're friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:42:43 No.13224427 >>13224424 This does not bode well...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:43:28 No.13224428 >>13224413 Yes. All the new guys have. But hey, unlike .less he hasn't drawn a million manticores, so why shouldn't he enjoy getting a couple out of his system?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:44:25 No.13224429 >>13224428 Fair point I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:45:45 No.13224431 >>13224399 So Edge of Tomorrow was really based on AYNIK, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:46:21 No.13224433 >>13224395 I thought there was meant to be a nuclear war in 1991? In the end, no matter how it all happens I'd like to think that leaving this world is not as scary as it seems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:46:50 No.13224434 >>13224428 I guess it's a rite of passage for drawfags to do a manticore, or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:47:28 No.13224435 >1258 posts to sift through Oh fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:47:30 No.13224436 >>13224433 Do you like hurting other people?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:47:48 No.13224437 You will never date a hobgoblin who tries way too hard to act like an ara ara monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:48:03 No.13224438 >>13224431 I never actually read it myself but my best friend did and he said its too similar to not be. I saw the movie and I feel like they said it was based off it in the credits but I'm not 100%. Still I'm mostly sure it was.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:48:48 No.13224439 >>13224435 Read all of them loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:49:04 No.13224440 >>13224437 S-shut up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:49:15 No.13224441 >>13224437 >mispronounces it as awa~ awa~ >bumps into something because she walks around with her eyes closed when she does it

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:52:54 No.13224447

>You'll never be a househusband to a strong, successful werewolf
>You'll never keep your daughterus from getting into trouble when it's not a school day by playing with them and indulging in whatever hobbies they have with them
>You'll never prepare meals, and most important, a nice dinner when your werewolf waifu comes home
>She'll never try to take you right there on the kitchen floor, only stopping when she catches notice of your daughterus watching with a little too much fascination
>Her corked up lust will never explode that night, ensuring that you're left a wet mess and she'll only be getting a few hours of sleep before work
>This will never be a daily occurrence

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:53:37 No.13224449 File: 25 KB, 140x220, Actor_Ayxect.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224408 >Beat the demon lord by out-fucking her I found our savior, gentlemen

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:53:47 No.13224451 >>13221259 I look forward to seeing more the not-German Wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:54:22 No.13224455 >>13224447 >househusband Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:56:13 No.13224460 >>13224449 Who is this alp?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 14:57:55 No.13224472 >>13224397 Jesus, that tail is as thick as the guy's thigh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:02:04 No.13224485 >>13224472 They've always been thick 'round here. Just how we like em! Once you get yourself a hit of that Grade-A tail, you won't want nothin' else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:05:40 No.13224493 File: 267 KB, 1000x1364, 1420399014808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 172 http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ >Komodo-oneechan's Day Trip Tomorrow it's time for Ushi-Onis and childhood promises.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:08:40 No.13224500 >>13224438 It was based on the light novel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:10:55 No.13224506 >>13224294 My werewolfu is gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:11:02 No.13224508 >>13224356 Mice, Cats, Foxes. Guess who.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:11:04 No.13224509 >>13224493 Who's awesome? You're awesome! Art of Komodo-oneechan when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:12:04 No.13224512 >>13224506 Chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:13:40 No.13224519 >>13224508 I can't remember what you're suppose to be writing right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:13:54 No.13224520 Is it wrong to want to marry an alp?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:14:12 No.13224522 >>13224512 Old age, heart problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:15:07 No.13224527 >>13224520 Stage 3 alp? Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:15:08 No.13224528 >>13224520 No, but I had a question involving Alps. How do you bully that which can fly?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:15:16 No.13224529 >>13224520 Depends on which autist you ask.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:15:41 No.13224530 >>13224493 Uncensored image where? please

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:15:53 No.13224531 >>13224520 Only if it's wrong for me to make her X using Y whole rubbing her Z

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:16:17 No.13224534 >>13224528 Rope, buildings with low ceilings, psychological techniques

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:16:46 No.13224537 >>13224519 Doing a bit of doublemaus until my days off, then I'll start on the larger project when I'm not tired from physical labor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:17:56 No.13224540 >>13224520 >Is it wrong to want to marry a tranny? This fucking guy...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:18:05 No.13224542 File: 390 KB, 750x1058, 1419846403383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224537 Cheesenugget, Doublemaus is highly desired around here and it would be in your best interests to prioritize it.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:18:14 No.13224543

>>13224418
That, or she just doesn't care for peas and will visit another time. Succubi are just odd creatures. I had a dream with or was visited by a blueberry one a while back. We ate a pizzeria and talked about what we liked and hated about advertising. It was pretty pleasant, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:19:36 No.13224547 >>13224543 *ate at a Clearly I needed more coffee this morning

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:19:42 No.13224548 >>13224543 Dreaming of Monster Girls would be so rad. Last dream I had I went to a gas station and bought a pair scissors and a dishrag. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:20:05 No.13224554 >>13224520 That's a question you should ask yourself, not us. Love who you love. It won't be real if you only 'love' someone because another person said it was okay to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:20:13 No.13224555 >>13224540 >fully functional female >tranny Not this faggot again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:21:40 No.13224560 >>13224493 >Komodo-oneechan's Considering Komodo-oneechan's exhibitionist tendencies I expected something riskier once they goth there, but some messy irrumation is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:22:44 No.13224566 >>13224555 >used to be one gender >is now another >not a tranny >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:22:52 No.13224567 >>13224528 Depends on how weird you want to get and whether you know Magic or not >>13224534 is good for the mundane options

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:23:40 No.13224571

>>13222264
>tfw no Mantis to scare as you accidentally cut your arm on her scythe
Oh, that reminded me of this story I ripped off from MGU sometime ago. There's a sorta similar scene in it.
Thought I'd load on it pastebin as well, someone might like and we don't have many with Mantis girls anyway.
http://pastebin.com/keMKwRQD

Credit goes to whoever made this.
Yup, responding to an old post. 'Cos I didn't see it before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:23:47 No.13224572 >>13224566 Why are you shitposting? What does it give you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:23:47 No.13224573 >>13224566 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:23:55 No.13224574 >>13224548 It means you need to find yourself a nightmare/succubus so you can have dreams that don't suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:23:55 No.13224575 >>13224548 Scissors mean your focus is being divided into too many directions, and a rag means you are cleaning up old problems and issues. I actually looked it up on a website, don't believe in that dream meaning shlock.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:24:27 No.13224578 >>13224530 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47418429

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:24:47 No.13224581 >>13224575 Holy fuck, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:26:39 No.13224587

>>13224509
I've actually thought about drawing Mucha-esque bookmarks for some of the main characters, but I'm a bit concerned about possibly getting identified if I can't keep the style different enough from my socially acceptable illustrations.

>>13224560
They were going to go to the beach, but got bogged down along the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:28:25 No.13224595 >>13224542 I'm nervous people are thinking I'm making a big greentext story when I'm just going to be doing occasional silly shorts with it.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:29:06 No.13224598

>>13224548
Dreams are nice, I still hold the dream I had going to a flooded amusement park with a motherly Merrow close to my heart. I think I went dense MC or just didn't want to be around with someone that clingy and accidently flooded the park even more in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:29:19 No.13224601 >>13224595 Oh? Well then. You better cheese it

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:29:44 No.13224604

>>13224573
>>13224572

transsexual
noun

1. a person who permanently acts the part of and completely identifies with the opposite sex

2. a person who has undergone medical and surgical procedures to alter external sexual characteristics to those of the opposite sex

Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:30:59 No.13224609 >>13224604 Nice pile of shit you've got there. Are you going to rub it all over yourself while masturbating, or do you need me to acknowledge it first?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:31:30 No.13224612 >>13224604 >medical and surgical procedures >medical Not the smartest tool in the shed, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:32:06 No.13224616 >>13224595 One of those silly shorts better be the drunken bar molestation scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:32:24 No.13224617 >>13224604 >alter external sexual characteristics >external >alps become fertile females which implies internal sexual characteristics as well with the power of magic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:36:48 No.13224629 >>13224612 >>13224609 >>13224617 >muh magic! Males that become females=transsexual. Alps become female yet still identify as males, they count as transsexuals either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:37:02 No.13224631 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49454934

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:38:01 No.13224635
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Since you're all talking about Alps... pick one.

1. Oomukade
2. Slime and Undine in the Desert
3. Sea Slime
4. Dragon daughteru
5. Philosowurm
6. Wurms in space
7. Junko encouraging underage drinking

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:38:50 No.13224637 >>13224629 I don't give two shits what they think they are. If you have a functional womb, you're a girl. Also: >identify as males, they count as transsexuals I think it's you who should fuck off to tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:01 No.13224639 >>13224629 Can you stop already? We don't share your scat-fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:19 No.13224641 >>13224578 Kinda off-topic but That guy sure progressed a lot. Here's his art just 1.5 years before that lizard. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=34705367

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:22 No.13224642 >>13224414 I like. Write it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:26 No.13224643 >>13224631 Unf, would ask ffor paizuri. >>13224635 Daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:48 No.13224644 >>13224635 In order of want 4>7=5>2>rest

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:39:50 No.13224645 >>13224637 >>13224639 Whatever trannyfag. Samefag harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:40:02 No.13224647 >>13224631 Lava Golem and Hellhound within 2 days of each other, based pixiv artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:40:25 No.13224649 >>13224587 You also illustrate stuff? That's neat. Assuming you're Harblador, and not an existing drawfag.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:40:44 No.13224651

>>13224581
Read Carl Yung, and ask yourself what scissors and rags signify to you. It's pictorial information from your subconscious.

I wish I had Mg dreams. The last one I had was about a shirohebi that clung to my arm during some lecture at some university I've never seen before. We ate lunch she made me after that and I think she turned into a human girl. worst nightmare ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:41:19 No.13224654 >>13224635 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:41:45 No.13224655 >>13224654 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:41:50 No.13224656 File: 15 KB, 357x148, Yeah Ill Delete It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224645 >Samefag Sure thing mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:41:50 No.13224657 >>13224635 Daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:41:54 No.13224660 >>13224651 >Turned into a human girl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:42:26 No.13224661 >>13224641 monster girls are always on topic anon. He sure has improved though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:43:43 No.13224663 >>13224578 I can't view it but thanks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:43:56 No.13224664 >>13224656 >those can't be edited >every reply is one minute apart Keep on samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:44:44 No.13224666 >>13224664 How can one person be so full of shit? It must be a week's worth!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:44:48 No.13224667 >>13224664 I must be really good/fast at editing then Cry harder though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:44:51 No.13224668 >>13224661 >Talking about Monstergirls toplel faget

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:45:03 No.13224669 >>13224635 Oomukade!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:45:49 No.13224672 >>13224663 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:45:51 No.13224673 >>13224668 >Talking about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread >Not just offtopic shitposting That fag must be new here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:45:58 No.13224674 >>13224663 Here ya go. http://imgur.com/1kvETT4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:46:53 No.13224676 >>13224649 I sometimes have to do some technical illustration for work and I occasionally also draw as a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:47:08 No.13224680 >>13224663 >Not having an account on pixiv

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:47:09 No.13224681 >>13224672 I have no account and I don't wanna log in with facebook for obvious reasons. >>13224674 Thanks dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:47:14 No.13224682 >>13224666 >>13224667 >caring what satan thinks >Can't post from a computer and a phone or something else It's gotten sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:47:48 No.13224684 >>13224674 You beat me to it. >>13224681 You should get one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:48:33 No.13224687 >>13224681 You don't have a fake Facebook for things like this? That's like the only reason to have one if you're not a normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:48:49 No.13224688 >>13224682 >It's gotten sad. It really has, when crying samefag is the only respone you have left.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:49:27 No.13224691 >>13224688 Let's just drop this, like how he's been dropping smelly bombs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:49:53 No.13224692 >>13224635 One.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:50:13 No.13224695 >>13224691 Good idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:52:58 No.13224702 >>13224687 I needed a facebook account for uni cause the profs used it to send us shit, otherwise I rarely use it. >>13224684 This was ~3rd time I had to use pixiv for an image.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:53:33 No.13224705 >>13224635 Junko encouraging underage drinking! With candy liqueur!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:54:22 No.13224707 >>13224705 I was planning on it being salmiac vodka.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:54:45 No.13224709 >>13224702 >This was ~3rd time I had to use pixiv for an image. Eh I dunno, there's some hidden gold there that never gets posted here, might be worth it.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:55:17 No.13224712

>>13224702
It's not just Pixiv. A Facbook not connected to any of your real world friends (yeah, yeah, implying, etc.) is good for any site you don't care much about security for that lets you log in with Facebook. It's pretty convenient, but enough shilling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:55:53 No.13224717 >>13224397 We need more milk machines. Also ZN needs to draw an Anubis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:55:58 No.13224718 >>13224709 I understand, I just get my fill of MGs from the thread alone, so I don't search anywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:56:10 No.13224719 >>13224651 What does it mean when you have dreams about the future that come true? Like every single detail is the exact same.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:57:11 No.13224722 >>13224719 It means you're the Kwisatz Haderach and you should go fuck a wurm immediatly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:57:37 No.13224726 >>13224719 It means you're stuck in a time-loop but aren't fully aware of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:57:37 No.13224727 >>13224647 It's a shame Lava Golem is unpopular.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:57:50 No.13224729 >>13224631 >http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49454934 I already love this artist. I hope he draws a few undeads. Lich needs more awesome art, and Ghoul needs SOMETHING.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:58:37 No.13224734 >>13224722 But shouldn't he fuck a Sandworm then?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 15:59:12 No.13224736 >>13224397 I'm surprised he didn't make her brown.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:00:44 No.13224741 >>13224707 Well whatever. Just figured the Dark Elf might enjoy a candy liqueur. Looking forward to more regardless though b

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:00:54 No.13224743 >>13224722 I'm not sure what that is, even after reading a bit of a Wikipedia and wiki page on it. >>13224726 Fuck you man I don't need to freak myself out over something that isn't true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:00:57 No.13224744 >>13224718 I suppose, I am a bit of a hoarder... Hence the Dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:00:59 No.13224745 >>13224631 Am I the only one that thinks her hands.paws look disproportionately tiny compared to everything else?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:01:13 No.13224747

>>13224727
Well that's because if you want slimy, you go get a slime, and if you want rocky, you go get a gnome, and if you're a male zombie and you want waaaaaaaaaarrrmmm, you go get a dragon.
Lava golem is a compromise no-one wants.

>>13224734
>But shouldn't he fuck a Sandworm then?
That's what I meant. Long day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:01:18 No.13224748 File: 235 KB, 850x1064, 1424516368540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13224635 We have a winner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:02:19 No.13224757 >>13224741 Salmiac is a candy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:02:33 No.13224759 >>13224745 hands/paws*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:02:38 No.13224760 >>13224397 I wonder who inspired this one. I like it though. >>13224406 Have either of them ever posted their tumblr? Reverse image searching the zombie neko stuff always gets 0 results.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:04:08 No.13224767 >>13224729 >Lich and Ghoul Yes. I'm now having a random fantasy about a Lich and Vampire (or Wight if you prefer) sandwiching your cock between their pussies. Maybe while a Ghoul suckles on your balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:04:10 No.13224768 >>13224760 Yeah I'm pretty sure they have. I could probably find them in the mess that is my bookmarks folder but they might be on the blog.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:05:00 No.13224772 >>13224748 But muh creepy-crawly...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:05:15 No.13224774 >>13224745 Maybe she just has baby hands/paws, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:05:21 No.13224776 >>13224757 Well. That's great then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:06:54 No.13224784 >>13224772 It's not like I'm cancelling any of them or anything. There's Oomukade in that story too, so it should bide you over the tough times.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:07:29 No.13224786

http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb

>You sniff, and wince in a familiar pain as your brain processes the steel cotton clogging your brain full of fuck. A symptom of oversleep
>You try to sit up, before registering the not unpleasant weight of the girl still lying on your chest.
>Bemusedly, you watch as trails of drool fall from her open mouth, roll off her cheek squished up against your chest, and evaporate before it touches you, flames whicking away at the drool, like a person would sleepily wipe their mouth
>It seems at some point as you slept, her metal wires spread out from her, curling under the lounge and above the both of you, turning into not sexy underwear, or the brazier you first saw her in, but a giant, foreboding looking cage, with brilliant blue flames arcing from one bar to the other, and flicking inward. They dance and play up and down your naked body like feelers, burning cool-ly.
>You recall, a long time ago, some one telling you of lore about the wisp
>That their flames burn with the brilliant blue of jealousy
>This, soothing, reassuring coolness brings a smile to your lips
>Elusive emotions begin to pull themselves into place and start to set the foundations
>You think you're beginning to like this once-stalker
>Lifting a hand, you poke her squishy, puffy cheeks with your finger.
>Her face scrunches up, and she whines, shifting slightly before flopping back down, squishing her soft cheek up against you again
>Grinning, you put both hands on either side of her head, and pull her face towards you
>Your lips part hers, and you kiss her deeply, slipping your tongue in, and coaxing hers out to play
>Her eyes flash open wide and her body tenses as she's jolted to awareness, but her mind catches up with her, and she relaxes on your chest, sinking into the kiss, faintly-blue shadowed eyes lower sultrily, lidded in pleasure, a lavender blush spreading across her light blue flesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:07:35 No.13224788 >>13222533 > I Am...All of Me Old and busted edgy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHHj9qFhz4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:09:30 No.13224798 >>13224571 Thanks for posting this. Mantises are olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:09:42 No.13224800 >>13224786 >More Will-o-the-Wisp writefagging Magnificent.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:10:47 No.13224802 >>13224786 >Penywise Oh boy. >greentext I'm not gonna look free entertainment in the mouth, but you write perfectly good prose and when some of the lines stretch this long, that might be the better format.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:13:06 No.13224810 >>13224784 >It's not like I'm cancelling any of them You'd better not!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:13:51 No.13224811 >>13224810 Except for the P'Orc stuff, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:13:57 No.13224813 File: 561 KB, 1200x1200, 48670316_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are boob windows still popular?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:14:54 No.13224818 >>13224813 She didn't ask for this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:16:07 No.13224822 >>13224813 They aren't all the rage anymore. They don't go well with manfaces either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:16:51 No.13224824 >>13224813 That tail is fluffy with a capital F

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:17:54 No.13224826 >>13224813 Oh goodie, more buff fox mc manface

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:21:05 No.13224839 >>13224811 Am I gonna have to slap a bitch-Alp?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:21:39 No.13224844 >>13224839 Not like any of that was going anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:21:53 No.13224845 >>13224813 Would makes babies with/10.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:23:41 No.13224854

Shit, just as I start writing this demo starts on his bloodborne stream. The updates will be far inbetween, folks

>>13224802
B-but muh greenwords

>>13224786
>After a while you break the kiss, and her flames wrap around you as if to lament your leaving
>You smile up at her, "Good morning."
>She leans down, and places a good morning peck on your closed lips. "Good morning, love."
>You grin, "Ooh, love is it?"
>She smirks down at you, "Love it is. You don't spend a few hundred years as a spirit of envy, and not know these things."
>"Oh? It's got nothing to do with the stalking?"
>"T-that too... I guess."
>You chuckle, and stretch, groaning. You tap a bar, idly
>"So how about letting me out of here?"
>She sits up, still straddling you, Slowly she starts to grind her hips in small circles, "Now why would I want to do that?"
>You flash her a dry look, "Fire doesn't water good, and I want a shower."
>She positively leers at you, and leans down, her flames beginning to grow hot, She licks your ear, nibbles the lobe, and licks down the line of your jaw before looking at you with her ancient, needs, possessive eyes
>"But dear you aren't nearly messy enough."
>"And what." You grab her face again, kiss it, and slide your hands down her cool flesh, "Can we do." before settling on her hips "To fix that?"
>Flames fondle and caress your scrotum, and coils up your shaft, sending strange, jealous feelings through your cock and into your mind.
>There is a world of men out there fucking their waifus.
>It's your job to fuck yours better.
>The flames lift your dick, and angle it into her greedy cunt, where she takes you to the hilt in one, slick, wet, ready and waiting motion.
>"You know exactly what we can do to fix that."
>A smile splits your face. "I guess I do."
>You lift her by the hips, and she braces herself with her hands upon your chest
>She's not so big as she was last night, what with the cage taking much of her form, but she is still curvy, if barely nubile

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:28:22 No.13224870 >>13224824 There's plenty more posted in this thread. That tail is indeed Fluffy. >>13224845 How would raising little wolf daughterus be if they were your height or taller when they're ten years old?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:31:39 No.13224882 >>13224870 >How would raising little wolf daughterus be if they were your height or taller when they're ten years old? What do you mean? Their hight has no bearing on the fact that I bring home the bacon, so I make the rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:33:02 No.13224887 >>13224882 Anon, that's not what parenting is about. I also was referring more to the day-to-day activities and difficulties in having such large, strong girls that can easily pick you up when they play with daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:33:24 No.13224890 >>13224854 This is coming along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:34:38 No.13224895 >>13224854 > induces enviousness in the guys she fucks too SPOOKY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:35:06 No.13224898 >>13224887 Lifting + magic, I guess. Magic solves everything, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:36:56 No.13224902 Hey guys, there's another red moon on the 4th. Does anyone have stories planned?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:37:58 No.13224907 >>13224898 >Magic solves everything, after all. This sounds like a situation for squatz and oatz to me; save the magic for when you need to hunt down any boys with the balls to court your daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:39:52 No.13224913 >>13224887 Easy. Bad girls don't get hugs and cuddles nor do they get tail brushes they also get spanked

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:40:21 No.13224916 >>13224907 >boys with the balls to court your daughters ...Motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:42:01 No.13224926 >>13224907 >implying parents aren't overly protective of sons in a MG world You'd have to tell your daughterus not to break some young boy's heart and treat them well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:42:30 No.13224929 >>13224913 >Bad girls don't get hugs and cuddles >yfw your rebellious daughteru hugrapes you

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:44:54 No.13224939

>>13224926
Okay, fine.

Save the magic for when you need to hunt any boys with the legs to run from your daughters.
"Now you're going to go back in that alley and you're going to wait. WHEN my daughter finds you there will be tears and begging for mercy. Are we clear, son? Yeah, just like that, only over there. Go."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:45:32 No.13224941 >>13224929 She can try but never shall I reciprocate. She is being punished and shall recieve none of these things until she learns to behave

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:47:08 No.13224948 >>13224941 >Daughter hug rapes you >Passively resist >The raping slowly settles while you give her your best Ghandi stare >Daughteru's ears droop and she trudges off back to her room under your stern but not angry glare

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:48:07 No.13224953 >>13224939 And then anon dad was kicked in the balls and unceremoniously stepped over before being left alone in some alley.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:49:21 No.13224958

>>13224870

>10yr wolf daughterus who are as tall as you swarm your person as soon as you get home, jumping on you as soon as you open the door
>Have to carry them all on your back, shoulders and arms like you're some kind of workhorse because they want "upsies"
>Rinse and repeat until you're the /fit/test fatheru in the whole neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:56:54 No.13224991 >>13224948 Yes, that is how you do it. Nothing hits kids worse than a disappointed parent

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 16:59:00 No.13225000

>>13224991
>Daughteru starts suffering from hug withdrawl
>Starts cleaning up the house, helping you in any way possible
>Just to get a hug
>One hug
>Something
>She needs the hug, anon
>Give her the hug
>SHE NEEDS HER FIX
>Everythingwentaccordingtoplan.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:00:10 No.13225005

>>13224854
>Palm-able breasts wobble before your eyes, as you begin to pull her down onto your cock, and thrust up into her womb, cock head kissing her cervix, as it flexes and twitches, begging to take you in
>Her hands go from your chest to beyond your shoulders white, long,wispy hair billows about the two of you, as it catches on the updraught of her fires, and her face contorts in blissful pleasure.
>Well... She wanted to be messy
>Grinning sadistically, you can only thank that it's been a long time for her
>She's mindshatteringly sensitive, and her eyes are squeezed tight
>You grope her round, plump butt, and slip a finger into her tight pucker at the same time as you bite down on her nipple, and thrust up hard, piercing her womb with your shaft
>Her back arches as her twat looses a heady flow of girlcum against your thighs, and she SCREAMS
>The mournful wails of damned souls, and the hedonistic cries of fallen angels intertwine with the cadence of her orgasm, and the unearthly screech rattles the windows, sending cracks lancing through the nearest.
>Her flames roar and you find yourself in a blistering furnace
>Your head pounds with it
>Your heart freezes in a fist of ice
>Electricity courses through your mind, and the latches on a pandora's box worth of sensations burns through your soul
>Your cock bursts thick ropes of hot white cum deep into her womb, as if on command
>You catch your breath for a moment as she sits atop you, quivering and shuddering
>"W-what... was that?"
>"A-aha... what was what, dear?"
>"Don't give me that. What are you a Banshee?"
>She pouts, "That's not nice, I just... get a little... it's been a while."
>"Do you do that every time you cum? You didn't last night."
>"You didn't... touch me there last night."
>"Is that your..." Your lips twist sadistically before you even finish, "weak spot?"
>"N-no. It feels weird and gross, and I don't like it at a-Aahn~"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:02:36 No.13225016 >>13224902 That soon? Shit. I have something the works but I didn't expect the third blood moon to be that early

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:04:31 No.13225027 >>13225016 The one after this is 28 Sep, if this is too soon you can plan for that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:06:02 No.13225034 >>13225000 Exactly, after that she will get her hug fix

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:11:16 No.13225058
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>>13225005
>You grope her round, plump butt, and slip a finger into her tight pucker at the same time as you bite down on her nipple, and thrust up hard, piercing her womb with your shaft

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:13:28 No.13225067 File: 362 KB, 800x1000, 1423793883930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:16:04 No.13225075 >>13225067 Oh no, you posted that it's-totally-not-a-futa-guise! Gnoll again. My typing style totally doesn't convey sarcasm at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:21:35 No.13225096 >>13225075 Indeed, I am sure nothing will come from posting such an innocuous picture

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:22:23 No.13225100 >>13225075 Butch bitch doesn't even look good so it's a double waste of space.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:23:07 No.13225103 >>13225096 Yes. nothing bad will happen at all. It will be all smiles Of course, this is because this land is peaceful, and its inhabitants kind

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:27:30 No.13225120 >>13225067 >>13225075 >>13225096 >>13225100 >>13225103 Rectified? http://i.imgur.com/SUXFJ39.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:27:50 No.13225122

>>13225103
True, we totally will not argue about this for a while before shifting to Alp arguments, then to Cait Siths which will then fork into those who use them as furniture and those who beat them before some other wack job comes in and talks about how wants to stuff an Anubis/Dragon/Nightmare until they can be used as furniture as well which will kick off a fetish argument.
None of that will happen

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:28:39 No.13225124 >>13225120 Still a shitty character, but better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:29:18 No.13225126 >>13225120 >http://i.imgur.com/SUXFJ39.jpg I'm not saying your effort isn't appreciated by some, other people will like it, I just personally don't like this one at all, she looks flat out terrible to me. Good job though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:29:22 No.13225127 >>13225120 The effort is appreciated, but no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:30:19 No.13225131 >Not wanting to stuff her onahole http://i.imgur.com/W3rZU3c.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:31:37 No.13225138 File: 1.16 MB, 625x626, 1425580223593.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225131

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:32:55 No.13225143 >>13225126 It's the stupid dyke hair

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:33:26 No.13225146 >>13225120 She still looks like a dyke, although that's more in tune with Bobs preferences like the pseudopenis was.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:34:22 No.13225152 File: 608 KB, 800x600, i8JG76BJiMBrV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225131

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:34:30 No.13225153 >>13225146 He should just admit he's gay and get it over with.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:35:17 No.13225155

>>13225122
Fun story that won't reinforce why it's stupid shitposting bait or anything at all: http://www.itv.com/news/2014-10-03/zoo-realises-it-has-been-trying-to-mate-two-male-hyenas-for-four-years/

>Four years
>Japan in charge of breeding anything
Still.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:36:01 No.13225157 >>13225155 >nips >breeding

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:36:55 No.13225160 >>13225153 He's the kind of faggot that prefers animal dicks over tentacle cuddles. Or he just doesn't like tentacle cuddles at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:38:06 No.13225163 File: 206 KB, 723x1000, 2PKraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225160 >doesn't like tentacle cuddles at all. Absolutely haram.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:38:19 No.13225164 File: 182 KB, 800x1100, Minotaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225143 yeah it pretty much is the bulldyke hair. I don't mind strong lookin monster girls but if they don't have cute/good hair then it's straight into the trash.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:38:30 No.13225165

It's the bulldyke hair, man. I mean maybe some one likes penisclits, maybe it's their thing, but bulldyke hair is the worst in every incarnation.

>>13225005
>You slip a second finger in, and her cunt contracts around you like a velvet vice.
>"Ooh, I'll have to play with this later."
>Her eyes bulge, and her tongue rolls out, and she clutches at you with a back as stiff as a cat with its tail stepped upon
>And then she goes completely limp, and just falls into you
>She remains just as wordless as her breaths come fast and ragged
>With her supporting arms now limp, it's on you to pull her on and off your dick, admiring the way her soft flesh rolls and surges with the motion, the skin on skin contact making the two of you well and truly messy as mixed bubbles of cum and girl-juices slide between your flesh, making the two of you slick and sticky
>She's smiling dopily to herself now, as you alternate the rhythm as you finger her ass, and pound her puffy muff, changint it up between thrusting both at the same time, and a sawing motion as you push one in after the other
>Her head finds its way into the crook of your neck, and you feel the cool wetness of her tongue as the licks and kisses you, almost absent mindedly
>The fucking slows down to a gentle, sloppy cuddle fuck, as you mix juices and swap spit. A telltale contraction heralds her orgasm, and it's in perfect time for the clenching in your gut as your prostate churns with lust
>Her flames lick your face as her arms wrap about you
>You in turn hold her tightly to you, and ride out the shared waves of bliss.
>"We... we messy yet?"
>"..."
>She doesn't respond, and when you crane your neck to look her in the face, you see her still recovering.
>Sighing, you pick her up in your arms, and the bars of the cage receeds, re-coiling around her in a metal frame, the fire disappearing with it. It doesn't turn into anything significant, just coils around her body as a mess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:39:49 No.13225170 >>13225163 I wonder if she lactates ink.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:40:07 No.13225171 >>13225163 >Pink Kraken She reminds me of Kirby and Patrick!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:41:20 No.13225174 >>13225163 >Slimy, cold tentacles >Feeling anything but terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:41:26 No.13225175 >>13225170 >lactates ink. Why anon, why? >>13225171 Hold on a minute there Spongebob, I see what's going on...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:42:39 No.13225180 File: 411 KB, 635x903, KrakenDoujinFront.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225170 She lactates commercially useful ink that adventurers use in magic lamps. Seriously. well OK it doesn't say she lactates it, but her ink is magic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:42:51 No.13225181 >>13225155 >South Korea still so assmad at Japan that they trick them into trying to get 2 hyenas to have gay sex 10/10, fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:43:47 No.13225184 >>13225171 >Put a phone in her hand >"No, this is Patricia." Oh no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:45:35 No.13225188 >>13225184 MY NAME IS NOT RICIAAAA!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:47:27 No.13225193 >>13225163 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:47:47 No.13225196 >>13225180 She's going to need someone to massage her all day so she emits more of it, anon. Will you take the job?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:49:01 No.13225202 >>13225196 Or we could drug her, stick a bunch of vibrators in her and wait a day. That's the quickest and easiest way

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:50:44 No.13225204 File: 128 KB, 881x906, KrakenVPaladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13225196 A human massaging a kraken, not the other way round? How whimsically absurd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:52:22 No.13225211 >>13225202 Eh, no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 17:56:35 No.13225224 >>13225196 > professional breast-masseuse Well, you gotta learn a useful skill in MGC, and this one's highly transferrable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:03:10 No.13225240 >>13225224 >MGC Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:05:02 No.13225246 >>13225240 How about five times?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:06:52 No.13225255 >>13225246 Two and a quarter?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:07:16 No.13225257 >>13225246 How about never?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:10:25 No.13225269 >>13225257 Think about all the monstergirls that don't get the dick because you're selfish. Is that what you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:12:32 No.13225272 >>13225165 >>13225005 >>13224854 >>13224786 >More wisp Yes. Very, very good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:12:41 No.13225274 >>13225269 Well, fuck 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:13:31 No.13225277 >>13225274 Yes. Fuck them. Isn't that what men are supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:14:06 No.13225279 >>13225274 well yeah that's what you should be doing but here you are saying you won't take a trip to MGC

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:14:31 No.13225282 >>13225277 No as in disregard them. No dickings for them, bunch of jerks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:15:02 No.13225286 >>13225277 >>13225279 Guys guys, I don't give a fuck, MGC is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:20:18 No.13225301 Did anyone cap the Dadnon embarrassing his daughter in front of her rapegang and Mailman's van assault stories from last thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:22:02 No.13225308 >>13225286 >I don't give a fuck Well no of course not, the monster girls take it themselves. That's how MGC works.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:24:07 No.13225313

>The governor comes to take a tour of the special administration zone known as Monster Girl City
>He sees happy families, white picket fences and strong communities
>His guides are a pair of Anubis' and a human man
>Near the end of the tour, a man runs out into the street and jumps on the hood of the car
>"HELP! HELP! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN YOU HAVE TO HELP US! THEY'VE GOT GUARDS MAKING SURE WE DON'T LEAVE! EVERY NIGHT THEY HUNT US FOR SPORT AND RAPE US UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP! PLEASE, GOD, HELP!"
>The Anubis' quickly jump out of the car and restrain the man, the man driving the car continues on, taking the governor back to city hall while explaining that that man is a well known individual who isn't quite right and has ridiculous delusions about monster girls being rape hungry predators
>The driver also explains that the city has tried to give the man help, but he refuses to accept it, and that he also refuses to leave the city
>Eventually the city decided that while he was strange and not quite right upstairs, he was harmless, and he was left alone
>The man driving hopes the governor doesn't notice his sweating

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:24:55 No.13225315 >>13225308 Are you a harem MC by any chance?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:25:02 No.13225317
File: 2.81 MB, 1600x957, 1426793246347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Well, well, well... If it isn't our 'Spark Plug', girls~"
>"Hope you enjoyed your summer vacation Spark Plug, you must have missed our little love shocks~"
>"There's no need to be like that, this is going to be fun and long year of high school..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:26:38 No.13225325 >>13225317 Well, time to leave this school.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:27:08 No.13225328 >>13225315 Possibly. I'm not opposed to the idea, though I wont be a beta dense jap one, and I'll only take on four girls at most.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:27:09 No.13225329 >>13225317 But I'm no longer in high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:27:24 No.13225330 >>13225301 I have a copy of the dad posts, but not the van ones. Sorry about that. http://pastebin.com/PxvfrH5H

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:28:22 No.13225336 >>13225317 Man, look at all this free exp, just floating around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:28:31 No.13225337 >>13225317 Easy, just master Royal Guard and cheese them through frame fuckery.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:29:22 No.13225341 >>13225328 >I wont be a beta dense jap one If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:29:32 No.13225342 >>13225317 You do realize the repeated shocks you gave me has damaged my heart and thrown off its rhythm? I have a pace maker now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:29:38 No.13225344 >>13225313 Man MGC is such a fucking shithole. Makes me like human girls more by the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:30:42 No.13225350 >>13225165 Penywise, you a great. Now we just need some drawfaggotry to match this lovely greentext attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:31:33 No.13225352 >>13225344 Weirdo. What kind of man wouldn't want to slut it up in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:32:23 No.13225358 >>13225352 I don't. I don't want anything to do with MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:32:35 No.13225359 >>13225313 >Pair of Anubis' This is all it takes to convince me everything is absolutely and completely alright. I'd like to tour the city with a pair of Anubis', mhmm, yessir. And cuddle with them back at my apartment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:32:44 No.13225362 >>13225342 They're birds. They're stupid and cruel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:33:05 No.13225364 >>13225358 Exactly. You weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:33:10 No.13225365 >>13225352 Non betas I would assume.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:33:47 No.13225371 >>13225317 > high school I'm 28. And not American. How did I get here? I would still a delinquent thunderbird fivesome

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:33:59 No.13225372 >>13225317 Please be gentle?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:34:21 No.13225375 >>13225067 Fuck off. >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:35:04 No.13225382 >>13225362 If I give them rice will they blow up?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:35:58 No.13225385 >>13225375 >Responding to old bait Are you that hungry?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:36:18 No.13225389 >>13225364 Honestly MGs are starting to lose their charm to me, all I see now is a dead end filled with rape If I get "married" to one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:36:42 No.13225391 >>13225375 It's not /d/ material though you uneducated charlatan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:38:00 No.13225397 File: 466 KB, 800x640, adabc877d13cc76d1828386abc108ff9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a good way to spend a day with your favorite MG?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:38:35 No.13225400 >>13225329 >>13225371 Well then you're Mr. Nonymous, the new teacher. If you're the new chemistry teacher you can start a sideline of cooking girtiblilbblulblu venom with a delinquent ex-student into the cool new drug everyone's doing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:38:49 No.13225403 >>13225375 Now you're just trying to stir the pot again faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:39:36 No.13225406 >>13225397 Go off to collect and investigate spooky stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:39:50 No.13225407 >>13225389 >all I see now is a dead end filled with rape If I get "married" to one. Huh. I saw that from the start, and it's why I'm still here, 'cos I love it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:40:04 No.13225409 >>13225397 Killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:40:11 No.13225410 >>13225397 We go watch a game of Rapeball.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:40:17 No.13225412 >>13225336 >>13225337 Heh.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:41:35 No.13225417

>>13225407
That's because you see something "good" out of it.

I see a dead end where I have to give up my friends, family, hobbies and just about everything else to please some bitch who couldn't care less about me on a personal level.

That's not what I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:41:56 No.13225422 >>13225400 >Teacher getting bullied by students Well, time to break out old fashioned discipline. Maybe I can get the S&M obsessed succubus nurse to help me out with correcting their behavior.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:41:58 No.13225423

>>13225181
Watching Japs and Koreans go at it always brings a smile to my face for some reason. I think it's the same reason some people bait the maledom vs femdom debates here: It's fun to watch two groups rage at each other autistically when you aren't involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:42:09 No.13225424 >>13225407 >Other people aren't like? Keanureeves.woah

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:42:10 No.13225425 >>13225397 We go play a game of rapeball

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:42:20 No.13225426 >>13225397 cuddle reading. I wonder if harpies are good at fighting games.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:42:50 No.13225428 >>13225417 talking to traitors/bitchboys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:42:56 No.13225430 >>13225417 But anon... Why the fuck don't you have a better headcanon you fucking nigger.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:43:06 No.13225433

>>13225400
>Come up with a new recipe for a drug called Freeze
>A girtie venom based drug that produces a stiff body, erect penis and sense of euphoria in males and a vice-like cunt grip and unbearable lust in women
>Use the money to pay for your KeyAIDS treatment initially, end up with a brothel of Frozen males and a national drug empire
>All while having monthly dinners with a ranking Monster Enforcement Agency agent
Living the dream?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:43:09 No.13225434 >>13225424 >*me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:43:57 No.13225437 >>13225417 That's why you don't try and get a shitty MG what does that. I'm pretty sure there are a bunch that wouldn't mind you having a life. Granted, in a lot of settings you wouldn't have much of a choice, so I get where you're coming from.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:44:12 No.13225438 >>13225430 Because I always look at everything in the worst way possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:44:16 No.13225439 >>13225417 Betas will be betas, don't waste your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:44:42 No.13225444 >>13225433 Up until your family abandons you and your former best friend kills himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:44:57 No.13225446 >>13224719 I used to believe in those. Then I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. It's just your mind playing tricks on you. Pay it no mind. Sorry about the late reply. I'm catching up right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:46:59 No.13225457 >>13225444 I'm sure the succubus from that nondescript fried chicken joint can help you get over those things juuuuuust fine. You know, if you can see it in you to trust little old her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:48:14 No.13225462 >>13225457 You mean Harpy Fried Chicken?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:51:44 No.13225481 >>13225438 This is the sort of person KC goes out of his way to explain everything is wonderful and perfect and exactly what you want to. People that can't form any positive thoughts on their own accord without being prompted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:52:49 No.13225488 >>13225462 Las Harpies Hermanas, Anon. I imagine they're still penis lickin' good though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:53:22 No.13225490 >>13225481 Well that IS what KC was before he wrote MGE. And still is honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:54:09 No.13225495 >>13225481 Well then I guess it's my fault MGE is some hugbox thing. Sorry about that, I'll just stop talking.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:56:06 No.13225510

>>13225344
>Man MGC is such a fucking shithole.

>everyone is so happy to be there they don't ever move out
>because you're not allowed to leave
>sex offenders virtually non-existant in crime statistics
>because there are no rules
>homicide rate is at record low
>because MGs are too tough or regenerative to get killed and MGs don't kill people
>mental illnesses don't happen
>because kooky MGs are thought to be just a bit eccentric that's all, and humans either get "fixed" or go so crazy they dissappear and become urban legends

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:57:39 No.13225519 >>13225510 Sounds wonderful. ...captcha is "faild"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:58:33 No.13225522 >>13225397 Building Lego Kits, Custom Creations, Model Kits, and Dioramas.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:59:04 No.13225524

>>13225510
> humans either get "fixed" or go so crazy they dissappear and become urban legends
>"Hey, did you hear about that guy that doesn't like tailpussy?"
>"The one that lives in the sewers? C'mon, you can't actually believe that."
>You nod and slowly lower the manhole cover you'd been using to hide
>This is better. Better that they don't believe
>Something taps your heel
>You look down the ladder
>There's an akaname
>She smiles
>Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 18:59:34 No.13225528 >>13225400 >Breaking Bad with MGs Not the worst idea.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:00:30 No.13225531

MGC is a city like any other, small, medium, or large, depending on your preference.

Men, women, monstergirls: They all go about their lives. Just, MGs are a big of aggressive. If a man walks by a construction site, the MGs there will no doubt whistle at him. It's common for any man to have various MGs try to buy him a drink (or perhaps act more forward) should he go out to a bar.

Sometimes they'll cop a feel, or let their eyes linger too long.

Not to say they're all bad, some will act nicely - though whether they're doing it just to get in his pants is a mystery.

Oh, and better like being proactively dated if you're not already attached. And even then, they'll still try to get you. Hope you always go somewhere with your waifu so she can fend them off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:01:13 No.13225534 >>13225531 >Traitor-kun ends his turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:01:36 No.13225537 >>13225531 I just want to go and meet a nice Anubis at an Engineering School, is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:02:45 No.13225543 >>13225531 >Human laws > MGC laws Get on our level, mamono shits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:04:07 No.13225548 File: 32 KB, 291x413, 1411265209585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, your dinner's getting cold."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:04:40 No.13225553 >>13225531 I honestly don't think I could handle monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:05:49 No.13225559 >>13225531 I don't know why people hate MGC. It sounds like great place.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:06:00 No.13225565

>>13225534
>Implying traitors aren't the majority of this thread
If I found a guy in MGC that was afraid of being raped and looking for a way to escape, I'd knock him out and bring him to my Manticore sister-in-law's place and we'd tie him to the bed and wish them both a good time as my waifu and I leave.
Their mother is an Echidna. Manticore's name is Mandy. She's a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:06:23 No.13225567 >>13225548 My dinner is already cold, honey! Because tonight I'm eating YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:07:44 No.13225571 >>13225565 And you wonder why no one likes you traitors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:08:35 No.13225574 >>13225571 If a man won't give out his dick, he has no use as a man, simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:08:44 No.13225576 >>13225559 Enjoy being a second class citizen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:09:16 No.13225578 >>13225565 >implying they are

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:10:32 No.13225585 >>13225565 Classic Traitor-kun. Keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:11:08 No.13225587 >>13225574 >implying that's your call to make

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:12:35 No.13225595 >>13225565 It's not treachery, it's just preemptively joining the winning team. And then helping others join that team. If anything you're a positive enabler.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:12:54 No.13225598 >>13225574 You are the reason why men would rather kill themselves instead of getting a monster wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:13:30 No.13225599 >>13225576 So? I could just "persuade" monsters to to help me out. It would be easy for a man in MGC to get out of parking tickets, or to get a raise as log as he puts his skills to use.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:14:00 No.13225603 >>13225548 >tfw no fat-tailed Lamia housewife to live with in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:15:09 No.13225608 >>13225598 >Kill self to avoid becoming fuck toy for some shitty MG >Will-O-Wisp stops your soul from leaving

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:15:36 No.13225610 >>13225599 That's right slaveboy, run to your mistress, like the dog you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:17:18 No.13225619 >>13225608 See? They won't even let you die. Don't believe their lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 24, 2015 19:17:28 No.13225621 >>13225587 The reason men exist is because they have dicks. If they won't use it, they they'll have to be taught to do so. >>13225598 Oh no, truly having a monstergirl wife is the most awful of fates I'd rather die then fuck a lamia!

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