/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if i'll tell mine, i'll be jailed lawl

sugoi sutoori aniki

That's not helping with homework, faggot. That's just giving her the answers. You're a terrible brother.

>I took a look at her unfinished homework, got out a sheet of paper of my own, and wrote down all the answers so she could copy them in the morning.

What are you, an idiot? She won't learn a thing if you do the homework for her. You have to sit down and show her how you got the answers you did if you want her to have a successful accademic carreer.

>>1321449
It was history, brah. It's not like that's going to help at all with a real job.

>>1321438


There is something extrememly creepy about this , you almost ruined loli for me there.

kuuru sutoori aniki

You guys aren't doing it right. She fell asleep before she could finish her homework. If she woke up and had to do the homework she could've been late to school... or she would've just copied the answers from one of her classmates.

My loli niece is the spawn of satan and tries to kill me every time I visit.

Although the adorable way she says "I'm breaking your neck" is enough to make me forgive her.

>>1321454
You're teaching her to become a useless whore who expects everything given to her.

>>1321467
is dat sum irl yandere loli?

When I was in Okinawa as a part of a student exchange program, the night before we left I was bumming around in a young people's motel (Like a Y, I guess) lobby, cruising THE INTERNETS, and holding onto a ridiculously large stuffed animal when I noticed a little girl peering out from behind a clothes rack at me. After about an hour or so, I decided to talk to her. Apparently, though, my broken Japanese COULD NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH. So, after a while of entertaining her and letting her hold onto the doll I won, I went back up to the room to nap, saying goodbye. She saw me to the elevator. One of the teachers was also taking it, and seeming suspicious I guess that a loli was tailing me she spoke to her for a bit before going up with me.

"So," I asked, "What did you guys talk about?"

"Oh," She said, "She has a crush on you."

"Oh, that's co- what."

Cute kid. I have pictures, but not on this computer.

When I got into the elevator, I asked one of the teachers what the girl had said.

>>1321467
>Although the adorable way she says "I'm breaking your neck" is enough to make me forgive her.
She sounds like a perfect waifu to me.

>>1321479
>you're teaching her to be a woman

>>1321509

Bitch, I will eat your heart.

>>1321509
That's cute, I've never had any experiences with children.

What hell is wrong with your sisters ?
All the ones I know, including mine, are fucking spoiled bitches that whine everytime things don't go their way.

I've had a girl cling to my leg because she didn't want me to leave. It was the most adorable moment in my life. I will never reach a moment of meaning something to someone ever again.

>>1321594
Well to be fair, I would probably whine too if I was being raped.

>>1321602
Give up, not even the succubi of hell would have their way with you, they'd rather turn to God.

>>1321610

I work at a library, so I see lolis every day. Few are cute, fewer are asian. Most of the time they just stare at me while I work. In the 3 years I've been there, only 4 or so have asked me for help finding a book. Sage for my shitty story.

>>1321594
Mine used to be like that, at one point we were enemies, and eventually it was like we were strangers living in the same home. It was like this until I made the decision to form a bond with her. One day I invited her to play the vidya with me, I kept that up for a while, started hugging her, tickling her, carrying her around, and now she comes to me to talk; I have her complete trust.

>>1321620
You probably look really mean and angry.

>>1321623
>I have her complete trust

It's time to stab her in the back if you know what I mean.

>>1321625
Well, he's anonymous

>>1321633

Oh boy, I lol'd.

"Working to live" a fallacy, because once you start working, you are already dead.

I'll be dead in a couple months.

>>1321623
that option is long lost for me.

I've disliked my sisters for a long time, and the only time I like them slightly more is when I'm away from them. And I think it's pretty much mutual.

Also; no one comes to talk with me on a daily basis.

But at least I have two people I think of as friends.
Or rather, two people who aren't my cousins - the ones on my fathers side of the family are pretty cool.

>>1321636
I don't think I am. I try smiling at them, but I don't want to come off as creepy if their parents are watching.

>Sister : Brother could you get me a glass of water ?
>Me : Of course.
>Sister : Brother I forgot something in the car, could you go and take it ?
>Me : Of course.
>Sister : My friends are coming home, could you go and buy some pizzas for us too ?
>Me : Of course.

>Me : Sister could you...
>Sister : YOU'RE SO LAZY DO IT YOURSELF/ MY HEAD HURTS SHUT UP

Fucking whore... I pray for the day she'll get married and leave for good.

>>1321598
Uguu~

>>1321666
Keep praying. I really don't think she'll be getting married any time soon.

>>1321666
I have a brother that's lazy as hell and has my sister do EVERYTHING for him, he's too lazy to get off the couch and pick up the phone. He won't even throw away his own trash, the shit piles up at whatever place he screws around at. I've never asked anything of my sister, but I do things for her all the time. I hope the one day I do need her help she doesn't get angry because of the things my brother had asked of her.

>>1321666

Fuck her up the ass. Seriously.

>>1321666
You enable it by bending to her every whim

>>1321677
Actually she's already got a boyfriend and they're talking about living together, also they've already bought a house.
Part of me pities the poor guy since he deserves better, but then... who cares, as long as that banshee goes away I'm good.

>>1321666
She's like that because you let her. She not worried about your feelings because she knows you'll always do things for her even if she's being a bitch to you.

Turn her down once in a while after she turns you down, then she will realize

>>1321666

She's yandere to you

Sister: Can you help me with my homework?
Me: Can't be bothered.
Sister: Please?
Me: No.
Sister: You've changed.
Me: So have you. *grins while looking at her breasts*
Sister: O-onii-chan.. ECCHI!
Me: *shocked*
Sister: S-sorry, I was being harsh.. But never do that again okay?
Me: Okay..

>>1321697

>>1321693
Eh, I can never bring myself to do that.
I remember she used to be lovely and caring, and we would play and laugh together, I still don't get how and when she became like this.

>>1321707

Suck it up then, faggot.

>>1321679
hey, when I lived back with my parents, I'd never pick up the phone because I always knew it wasn't for me.
Ok, maybe once in a hundred calls it would actually be one of my grandparents wishing me a happy birthday on the family phone, because after they've talked to me for a bit they want to talk to my mother or my father about something.

If someone wants to talk to me, they have my mobile phone number.

>>1321707
BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR HER WITHOUT EVEN MENTIONING THAT SHE'S A COMPLETE FUCKING BITCH

I work at a Korean afterschool tutoring business; my job is to be alone with about 12 loli at a time. And I get paid for it.

In b4 "Korean dogs." They're cute as hell.

>>1321724
sounds nice if you get along with children.

I would never be able to have a job like that.

>>1321714
The thing is, when someone calls it is almost ALWAYS for him. He also has her fetch him the phone when he wants to call someone.

>>1321718
Actually out of rage I've slapped her once since she found funny to call me idiot over and over again, screaming because I had forgot to tell her one of her fucking friends had called.
Of course then she went crying to our parents and I ended up being the jerk.

Now that I think about it, it was probably the day I began hating her guts.

>>1321731

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>>1321724
I've always wanted to teach a class of lolis, but I know with my social skills there would be no chance of ever pulling it off, I would make a horrible teacher.

>>1321731
Just fucking ignore her. Stop being a goddamn doormat, you're enabling her and continue to do so.

>>1321666

My sister and I hated each other until she turned 11. Now its great, she does almost anything I tell her to, but sometimes she just comes into my room when I'm on the internets or xbox and just sits on my floor, saying nothing.

Maybe shes lonely. :(

>>1321748

That's fucking adorable.

You should have sex with her.

>>1321748
You should make her less lonely with your penis, that's obviously what she is after.

>>1321738
>>1321726
Y'know, it's funny; I have terrible social skills, but I get along great with students. I have a terrible time giving a presentation in my college classes, but I'm fine teaching younger people. Being in the position of authority of being the teacher takes off the burden of my insecurities, I guess.

>>1321748
She's probably bullied horribly at school and you're the only person she can interact socially with anymore.

>>1321748
I want your sister. ;_;

>>1321748
She's waiting for you to hug her

>>1321731
When I was around 13-15 I also hurt used to hurt my sister. Fights were not uncommon. One time she even stabbed me with a pen in my leg, I bled a lot. As I grew older I realized my mistakes and forgave everything she had done to me. I'm 20 now and we get along just fine.

>>1321765

With your penis

>>1321759
I know what you mean, I am barely able to have a conversation, yet I'm rather good at explaining stuff to groups of people.

pfft, my little sister is just a whore, literally. One moment she'll berate me for being a weeaboo and the next she'll offer to suck my cock for a bootleg YYH boxset or whatever item she wants at the moment.

And no, I figure it's a pretty good idea that I decline such offerings. She sleeps around alot and often has some kind of disease, fungus, or parasite. God, and she's only 15 for fuck's sake. Is the current generation really this vile overall?

>>1321750
MAI WAIFU

>>1321760

lol... now I feel awful about her. If she wasn't asleep I'd go hug her.

>>1321748
watch a movie or play a game with her

I was forced to go to this huge outing with my family this summer, with some hundreds of people in a park having a huge BBQ. I was pretty bored, and my 14 year old step sister was with me. So we're just sitting around on a bench next to the volleyball court. There was a little girl (probably 5-6), and she had a plastic volleyball and was playing around with it. Me and my stepsis decided to play with her. We were kind of teaching her, even though she can barely get the ball over the net. But it was still fun playing around. Anyways, a little later on, she got hit with the ball or something, and she covered her eyes, and looked like she was about to cry. So I kneeled to her and said "Aw, come on, don't cry...Come on, show me a smile."
She then let her hands away from her face, and showed me the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
I proceeded to grab my chest and fall to the ground. (I was just thinking...SO MOE I DIED) This got some laughs from the little girl and my step sister. The rest of the day was okay, but that smile..So innocent, and nice, it's imprinted into my mind.

/jp/, I want a loli imouto. ;_;

>>1321780

ACCEPT THE FELLATIO, FAGGOT

>>1321772
Presentations are rigid and solid while conversations are fluid and unpredictable.

>>1321780
Yes, that's why you have to get them younger. 15 is hardly loli.

>>1321783
Yeah no seriously, next time she does that you better ask her if there's anything wrong.

And if she says yes or gives you a unclear answer, just open your arms and offer her a hug.

She's being trying to get that from you, if you miss it too many times she will give up on you.

>>1321793

yeah, but could it count that her personality hasn't really changed since she was 12 or so?

>>1321787
My stepsister also said I would make a good father that day.

PS: I want to fuck my step sister, she is fucking hot.

>>1321796
maybe she'll get scared if he chooses the direct approach by asking her if there's something wrong

>>1321787
Where were the lolis parents at? Did they know you were with her or what?

>>1321796

I figured she just had nothing better to do since we don't have cable anymore. I'm a horrible brother

>>1321805
>some hundreds of people in a park having a huge BBQ

>>1321783

Go hug her anyways, faggot.

>>1321800
Actually I believe the new generations of lolis are like this because they are following some kind of fucked up ideal spread on TV. HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE, IT'S FUN AND NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.

Also, she probably feels like a grown up woman.

>>1321807
>I'm a horrible brother

That, you are.

>>1321805
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they were able to see their daughter the whole time, since the court was right next to the area everyone was.
I was with my step sister, so I doubt the parents were worried if a guy and girl were playing with their daughter.
If I was alone, it might have been a different story.

>>1321807
no. You're not a horrible brother. I'd say that you're the average brother.

But with her in your room, you actually have the chance of being a good brother.

I'm on the other end of the scale - or maybe I'm just neutral most of the time.

>>1321809
And you don't think the parents were worried that their daughter had just disappeared?

I remembered how bitchy and annoying my little sister was. We fought over the most retarded shit and the last fight we had ended up pretty bad.

A week later, she got hit full force by a car. I didn't even cry for her, I hated her guts that much. I was forced to go the funeral and mask myself as the brother who suffered a tragedy.

>>1321819
GOD DAMN DOUBLE STANDARDS

>>1321811
I think it's worse than that.
It's like the Peter Pan syndrome reversed, they just want to grow up faster and be free, wich for them means reckless.

>>1321828
You were a horrible brother, and that was a terrible waste of a loli.

>>1321828
I remember you.

>>1321811
I wish I knew lolis that thought this way ;_;

>>1321829
You can molest the shit out of children as a girl and barely get a slap on the wrist.

>>1321828

I lol'd. I'm a horrible person.

lol

>>1321831
>they just want to grow up faster and be free

Yeah, that's kind of what I meant with my last sentence. And on TV they see that adults fuck around, so they associate adult with fuck and go right ahead being whores.

>>1321748

Im 19 and a 13 year old is coming round to my flat next week to watch hentai with me.
Honestly the first time we spoke I thought she was 18 ...Kids grow up fast.
Or thats what I tell myself.

>>1321847
>Im 19 and a 13 year old is coming round to my flat next week to watch hentai with me.
wut

>>1321841
It's shit like this that makes me worried when my 11 year old sister goes over to our neighbor's house. The have a son her age.

>>1321836
I remember reading an article on a newspaper, about a female educator who molested most of her class. She was described as a poor lost soul in dire need of help and comprehension. A few months before that the same thing had happened with a male teacher, he was obviously described as a vicious monster.

>>1321847
How the hell did that happen? Also, details. How loli is she?

>>1321847
what's going on here?

time traveling much?

You know, every once in a while I get that news that say that a girl got raped/killed.
Sometimes it's because of ex-boyfriends or some random rapist, but often it's girls that went in a disco/night club, abused drugs or alchool and found themselves in deep shit while looking for fun.
Then you get the family response, crying, saying that their daughet was a good person, blah blah, and I can't help wonder if it's the media's fault or just parents being idiots.

>>1321834
>>1321837
Actually, I never had a sister. I just figured it turn out that way.

Eh? What was that anonymous? You shedding a tear there?

>>1321874
I remember seeing a very similar post in another imouto thread. Also, I remember that person describing it as 'full force' as well.

>>1321874
That's not how you're supposed to do it.

>>1321847

Have fun hanging out with the Penguin of Doom

>>1321880
protip: same person.

>>1321888

OH GOD NO.

>>1321873

It's mediocre or bad parenting plus stupid decisions.

>>1321821

I'll see how things go tomorrow afternoon and decide if I'm going to go with asking if theres anything wrong, or going with the hug then. If any awesome drama unfolds I'll update. Thanks for helping save my imouto anons <3

>>1321888
Penguin of Doom can take a penis.

>>1321899

She is bi. I can deal with that.

>>1321898
best of luck

please don't scare her away
maybe ask her if she wants to talk about something

note; socializing is not a specialty of mine.

So... any Anons out there successfully brought their brother sister relationship to the next level?

>>1321861

Well last week I was heading to the city on a train to a party . drinking cider and pretty drunk at that point. Then this cute girl sits on the train next to me with some guys.. but then she leaves them and sits beside me and starts talking to me. :s
She seems really weird..she started asking me if i liked hentai and I was like "yeh" and basically she ended up with my number. The next day she phones me(and tells me she is 13 0_0) and we talk for hours and she is a total little weeaboo and has probably had sex with more people than me and now this is happening.
living the dream /jp/

>>1321912
You mean neutral instead of fucking hating eachother or ignoring eachother?

>>1321916
Nice smilies, brah.

Also, enjoy your hentai. Alone.

>>1321916

>>1321916
>had sex with more people than me

That, in itself, is not such a feat.

>>1321917
No. That's not at all what I meant.

>>1321922
I can't remember why exactly but I remember I was disappointed with the ending. Because she didn't brutally torture him or something?

>>1321916
sounds like underage whore to me
it's not the same as a cute loli

hell, what do I know about this?
I'm not the one going to jail anyway.

>>1321888

She not be moe loli but she still looks ultra cute!

But wait this is about lolis, 13 is not loli.

>>1321926

I didnt like it because up until the end you dont know whether the man is innocent or not but then at the end it's all like like "HURF DURF YEH HE IS A EVIL PEDO WHO KILLS LIL GIRLS" which ruins it.

>>1321927
yeh..I might call it off.

>>1321944
>13 is not loli.
Get back 2 jail.

>>1321944
I think 13 is loli

but I agree that the borderline is moving - 11 is definitely loli

>>1321916
Careful, bro. It could be a trap. And not the good kind. The kind that entraps and bribes.

>>1321956
I thought that was the good kind.

>>1321951
Anonymous doesn't rape lolis, he would take care of them and only make sweet love.

>>1321960
Get back 2 jail.

>>1321960
Still rape nonetheless, in the eyes of the powers that be.

>>1321956

yeh was she was talking about boyfriending and love and things...I'm thinking if i do this and then dont see her much she will go nuts and tell her parents or something.
Still I feel like things like this dont happen much to the average /jp/ browser and I should be thankful.

>>1321967
Do something legal with her... at least to begin with. Showing porn to minors is illegal... I think. Or is it. I dunno.
Sage for unqualified shitty advice.

>>1321978
It is. Not as illegal as raping her though.

All you pedo faggots make me sick. I'm fine with you fapping to 2d, but this discussion is definately 3d. If you ever left your rooms and actually knew a real 11 year old, you would realize you are fucking disgusting.

in before "moralfag"

>>1321993
Moralfag? I think the word you are looking for is 'newfag'.

Back to /a/ with you.

>>1321993
You don't make any sense.

>>1321993
You think you are a better person than us just because you adhere to some sort of made up morality code? I think you are just an idiot.

/jp/ - just pedos

>>1321993
This post screams normalfag; gb2/b/

>>1321993
reminds copypasta

<3 loli

>>1322018
Not copypasta. Original content, do not steal.

>>1322008
I think I'm better than you because I don't want to have sex with little girls.

>>1322035

It's not that you're better. It's just a matter of tastes.

Diff'rent strokes, diff'rent folks. You know?

>>1322035
>I think I'm better..
You think wrong.

>>1322035
>I think I'm better than you because I don't want to have sex with little girls.

So?

>>1322035 I think I'm better

WELL

I AM BETTER THAN YOUR KIDS!!! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

>>1322045
No, I'm pretty sure I'm better. I stroke it to 2d loli like a good NEET.

Back to /b/ with all your CP nonsense.

>>1322035
I don't want to have sex with little girls. As a matter of fact, I don't want to have sex with anyone just for the sake of having sex.

I just want to have a mutual understanding, something beyond talking, with a person of the opposite sex.
This won't happen with someone I'm not sexually attracted to, of course, and I'm not attracted to little girls.

>>1322057
>Back to /b/ with all your CP nonsense.

I think you are the minority here, maybe /a/ will treat you better. And from what I recall, they don't like moralfags like you, either.

You won't believe what happened to me the other day.

I work as a lifeguard on weekends at the public pool, great excuse to wear sunglasses and watch lolis in swimsuits all day by the way, and a loli nearly drowned. I heard some screaming near the deep end of the pool by the diving board. Apparently someone wasn't swimming back up. I ran as fast as I could, jumped in the freezing cold water and ascended to the depths where I saw a loli struggling to reach the surface.

I grabbed hold of her. I felt her warm body through the cold, wet swimsuit as I carried her above the surface and put her down by the edge of the pool. I laid her body down, she wasn't breathing.

I pushed down on her undeveloped chest and water spouted from her lips. She still hasn't moved. I brought my mouth to her own and blew air into her lungs, while I continued to pump that delicious flat chest of hers. She flailed her arms and took a deep breath. I had saved her.

That's when I stood up, holding her in my arms. The crowd was silent, all eyes were on me. That's when I realized it. I was sporting a boner, my wet swim shorts clung to its every move. I put the loli down, she ran to her mother. I picked up my things; I was not far from my chair. As I walked towards the parking lot I felt the hateful, stabbing, eyes piercing my back.

I'm never going to that pool again.

>>1322081
That's the sort of treatment you deserve for saving someone.

>>1322063
TRUTH.

I find 3D PIG DIGUSTING but this is /jp/edo I don't give a shit if other people do.

>>1322081
Brilliant. Absolutely wonderful.

>>1322063
I'm not sure how pedophilia is /jp/ related, but I'm sure I'll get a response like "Japanese people are pedophiles", but that isn't enough.

Japanese people are xenophobic, so why not have a couple threads about how much we hate niggers and spics?

Japanese people are less likely to have colon cancer, so let's make a thread about colon health. It's /jp/ related!

>>1322081
Truly delicious. Each time I enjoy it just as much as the last.

>>1322093
/jp/ has pedo threads because the people on /jp/ are pedos. Is that really so hard to understand?

>>1322081
10/10 would read again

>>1322093

/jp/ - Japanese Penis

>>1322101
Moralfags are not known for their superior cognitive abilities and skills in logic.

>>1322101
I think you mean the people on /jp/ pretend to be pedos. Just like most of them pretend they want to fuck their sisters.

/jp/ - Just Posers

>>1322120
>pretend

>>1322133

>>1322133
We'd never rape anyone, we would have to get out of our basement, and that's just fucking wrong.

>>1322133
That's an awfully nice picture you googled.

>>1322120
I wouldn't be surprised if some people here on /jp/ would actually want some of this stuff, but what do I care?

I like threads like this even if I dislike my sisters and have no opinion about little kids unless they're screaming and making noise.

The only rape /jp/ would commit is the one of the statutory variety.

>>1322058
You are disgusting.

>>1321801 here
How would I go about having sex with my step sister.
It may not be incest, but it's the next best thing.

I already touched her boobs quite a few times.

>>1322150
Thanks, my google-fu is pretty strong brah.

>>1322168
so?

>>1322175
Did you ask her yet?

This thread makes me remember how I used to hit my sister whenever she was annoying me. She's only 2 years younger than me so it isn't really loli though. Thank god she turned out to be relatively normal. She's in graduate school now studying Latin and Greek. Also, she's married to a good man who is in the same field.

>>1322175

>>1322175

BITCH, I WILL EAT YOUR HEART

>>1322183
/jp/ - Anonymous' blog

>>1322175
Did you say she was 14? Too old for me, I don't know. Lolis call me Fisher Price, because I only play with ages 6-12.

All you guys are faggots with no life.

>>1322093
>Japanese people are xenophobic, so why not have a couple threads about how much we hate niggers and spics?
Ahahaha you really are new here

>>1322208
Master of the obvious.jpg