/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Patche
Nope.

>>13215794
Why does Flan look like she's saying "Go! Go! Go!" like the yanks do at eating contests?

does it have something to do with Patchy's belly

/jp/ I want to impregnate a girl so badly
I just want a family

>>13215810
I want a 2hu daughter.

>>13215827
I just want a daughter to impregnate ;_;

>>13215803
It is actually Flan who is pregnant!

>>13215843
How lewd!

>>13215862
Then I will be the happiest man in Gensokyo!

>>13215843

I decided not to have children. My family was full of tension and anger, and then I noticed that many others were too. Such a family life was in no way attractive. When older, often I saw parents rebuke their children for playing with me, or even in my vicinity, assuming it would bother me — without waiting to see if I objected. Rebuking those children had become an ingrained, automatic habit. To see this made me sad for them, but I knew I would be the same as a parent. I would not be able cope with a frequently crying baby without becoming upset and angry.

Of course, many people tell themselves, "That happens to others, but I am better than they; I will get it right." Obviously, most of them are mistaken. I did not suppose that I would succeed in human relationships where most people fail.

Most fathers in the US have to work very hard to get money for their children. I did not want a life of running on a treadmill, doing whatever people with money would tell me to do.

A large fraction of US fathers eventually get divorced, and subsequently rarely see the children for whom they are spending most of their time scrabbling for money. What a futile life! But even those who are not yet divorced see their children little, since they are so busy at work.

I am convinced I made a wise personal decision in avoiding this. But I was not the only one that benefitted from it. Everyone did. Not having children is an important contribution to humanity. My decision probably reduced the 2050 population by 5 to 10 people.

Overpopulation is a tremendous danger to civilization and the ecosphere. It makes every human-caused ecological problem bigger. Population growth has slowed but not stopped. The human population is expected to grow by 2 or 3 billion by 2050, and it is not clear how to find water and food for all those people. Population growth also increases the difficulty of curbing global heating.

>>13215898
Get this stale copy pasta outta here

>>13215885
source?

I want to impregnate Marisa.

For what? Patchouli being fat?

>>13215885
god i wish i was reisen so i could be raped like this, only to have my newborn daughter born into the same situation and raped in front of me

>>13215885

>>13218223 → → → → → →
Nice
Epic
I like it
kana captcha

Yes by running away.

>>13215885
>>13218135
Reisen a slut

>>13215858
This is the rhythm of the night
The night
Oh yeah

I would take responsibility if it were Reimu.

>>13219012
Only Reimu?
Look at that anti-youkai racist

>>13219012
I would not take responsibility if it was Reimu. I'd love to knock her up and run away. If it was a good girl like Youmu, though...

>>13215810
Step 1 is cutting all 2d out of your life.

Who me *blushes*

>>13219762
you can't knock up boys anon

>>13220852
You can if you try hard enough.

>>13215885
That ruined everything. They could have just written "grandma", like they were supposed to.

>>13220893
Liar.

>>13220981
I'm gonna impregnate that Koishi!

>>13215804
It's a competition to see who's womb can hold the most babies at once in gensokyo, obviously!