/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for wolfus.

>>13208623
More KC? Outside of MGE?
I like it.

Give your waifu a hug and tell her you love her

>>13208634
At least 24 times a day everyday.

>>13208630
Indeed, KC draws the best cats.

>>13208639
no shitstorm today champ

>>13208639
Cheshire IS a qt, I must agree.

>>13208635
I hope she slaps you.

I like to imagine that all Cheshire Cats are just massive voyeurs/exhibitionists and go invisible just to watch all the other monsters with their husbands while masturbating 3 feet away from them.

Mice are for cuddling.

>>13208640
What about MBs?

>>13208648
every monster is for cuddling

except tomasu ones

>>13208647
I like this thought. I like it a lot.

>>13208648
And impregnating with all the daughterus.

>>13208644
Love you too anon.

>>13208647
That's a nice idea. Hell, I would allow them to watch.

>>13208647
>One couple is already being voyeured by a Kunoichi, who tells her to leave because two girls schlicking to them is weird
>They proceed to argue about who needs to leave or who can stay
>While sounds of moaning are still coming from the window

>>13208659
Are you drunk or dying? Cause I don't know you, so you can't be in trouble with me.

>>13208654
>Not cuddling Tomasu girls
The fuck's wrong with you?

MGQ Paradox v1.2:
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Translation patch:
https://mega.co.nz/#!fdwUzZLC!jH0l4uU5UnGuAHjZRlt_BYVTR1CR03PXD5X4i8G-028

>>13208657
You. I like you.

>>13208665
they're gross

>>13208474
Fine! You don't like orgies! Think of it as sexy group cuddlepile with fondling going on, maybe a handjob or two while breastfeeding! Does that make you feel better?!

Previous thread called that a moo-moo. Not sure if that's correct.

>>13208485
>>13208496

Don't worry gentlemen the kid wants it and he's going to find a way to get it.

>Ask his aunt if he can fuck her while he's milking her.
>She's enthusiastic about it
>Plays the motherly Holts role perfectly
>Role play with each other a bit more
>The aunt being his "Mom's" sister of course.
>He wants to get back at her for cockblocking him the previous day.
>He does it bright and early before anyone else is up, so they aren't interrupted.
>Later that day the aunt gossips with the other Holsts
>They want to fuck him as well
>During the course of the day they all sleep with him at one point or another
>Out in the fields
>The barn
>Weresheep pen, who enjoy the show
>Down by the river after skinny dipping
>Every farm scenario you can think of her does it
>"Mom" hears about this all later and panics
>Horrified and thinks her son got traumatized after being gangraped by the herd
>Rushes to his room comfort him and tell him everything's alright
>Gets into bed with him and cuddles him close, much to his chagrin
>He's squirming and grunting
>She pulls him closer and kisses him
>She notices movement under the sheets
>Pulls back covers
>Her sister was hiding in the bed blowing him and is licking cum off her face
>Kid confesses that his Mom's breast pressing against his back, her soft hands grabbing him, and breath on the back of his neck pushed him over
>Aunt jokes about offering Mom some, sisters have to share afterall
>Mom hesitantly takes her up on her offer
>Incestual threesome ensures

Unfortunately I don't think I could write the sex scenes well or at all. It would be stilted and awkward.

Now foreplay, heavy petting, jokes, cuddling, and set up I could do! Sex, not so much.

>>13208654
They're okay, although the harpy is a bit cheesy for me, and the yeti is just plain ugly. I would kill to erase it's horrible visage from the planet.

>>13208671
From the other thread that just closed before I could post this

Like a bag of sand.

>>13208668
Your shit taste practically radiates.

>>13208639
That's not a manticore.

>>13208671
Quite honestly, I don't like this situation at all.

But more power to anyone who does.

>>13208679

>EMG next gen interactive anime
>Grope fake boob to play video

>>13208679
Fucking japs man.
>>13208671
Man you gotta keep going with this, pastebin it too or something.

>>13208679
>Dude touching Miia's boob so desperately
That's just pathetic and I would never do that.
Nope. I would never, ever touch lamia boobs so brutishly if given the chance.

>>13208685
You ever been kicked at the speed of light?

Speed is weight.

>>13208688
Jealous?

>>13208689
I'm with you, just keep pretending with those body pillows sewn together

>>13208688
If I did start writing a full story for the pastebin it won't be greentext. It's tempting to do. If I ever do write it I'll post a link in here.

>>13208581
Ah. My apologies, friend. I didn't realize you were of the upper tier of the lovers. People speak halfheartedly so often. Carry on then.

How do you like your monstergirl?

Thank you Janitor.

>you will never rub an oomukade's antennae

>>13208712
Of legal age.

>>13208712
>love this picture
>her being lv one pisses me off

>>13208712
Hinezumi sized.

>>13208718
They're lolis anyway so...

>>13208714
>She will never squirm in embarrassment and restrained happiness while you do

>>13208712
I'd gank and corpse camp her.

>>13208639
They are adorable but not for dicking, would always cuddle and pet

even if I adopted her from a shelter where her previous master gave her the beanbag chair treatment

>>13208720
So 4 feet tall?

>>13208714
>you'll never lick an Oomukade's venom glands

>>13208730
And with fine hips.

>>13208718
Don't be such an Alp.

>>13208736
Nyanon pls

>>13208738
Just call him a faggot, FAGGOT.

>>13208739
Alright, I'll shut up now.

>Lich waifu cosplaying as Yotsugi
>"Yeaaah, peace peace"

>>13208712
If we're talking about the body, Kunoichi tier.

>>13208744
So a human woman with pointy ears?

>>13208751
That's called an Elf anon.

>>13208712
I wish Tera wasn't so dead

Slutstanic > Elin

>>13208648
hi nyanon

>>13208741
Don't. Instead tell us of any post Yetinburg plans.

>>13208754
I hook you right in the gabber m8 swear on me fucking mum.

>>13208754
>Slutstanic over anything
Anon, please.

>>13208627

>>13208753
>implying elves can be considered human
kek

>>13208757
Hi anon, how're the kids.

>>13208758
Step 1: Finish LoTGH prequel episodes
Step 2: Read some better writefag's stuff to improve my own
Step 3: Try not to go mad figuring out how to work twinery so I can write a non-live cyoa for people to play.
Step 4: Assuming step 3 goes well, write about chuuni antics
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Profit

>>13208751
I'm talking about the body type.

>>13208679
>No Cerea tits

Oh come on Japan, you fucking serious?

>>13208765
I love this character- but this gif is autism

>>13208772
Human aren't as fun to bully.

>>13208765
That's, kinda lewd.

>>13208694
...alright? But what does that have to do with anything?

>>13208774
Still trying to make them with the waifu

>>13208794
You were being a faggot and anon was correcting you.

>>13208712
Exactly like that. Petite, flat, and with killer hips, ass and thighs.

>>13208798
Really? So I'm a faggot for thinking it'd be better to just go straight for the "Mom", rather than manipulating her by fucking everything else in sight?

>>13208799
My brother from another mother.

>>13208805
I don't know bitch.

Not even the dead are safe.

>>13208799
Why do you hate boobs? Boobs are there from the time you're born, feeding you, nurturing you, giving you what you need to survive, and this is how you repay them? You disgust me.

>>13208825
She'd look great with shorter hair.

Then again, that is a picture that presents what a single Wisp looks like.

>>13208805
What if he later has a heartwarming one on one with her? Where they both openly share their feelings for each other?

Also it's not so much as manipulating, as he just wants to fuck monster girls and he thinks she won't like that. She did stop him from reveling the red shirt earlier, so he thinks that she against it. When she's actually just worried for his safety.

>>13208826
You don't have to hate something simply because it's not your preferred choice.

>>13208805
No, you're a faggot cause you'd turn down a ten to one orgy or however many Holsts there are in a herd.

>manipulating

Pfft, she turned him down, in a way, and he got it from somewhere else. The rest was consequence. Life lesson nigga.

>>13208826
Not him, but I just like birthing hips and a plump ass on smaller girls, their tits would get bigger when they're pregnant anyways

>>13208826
I don't hate boobs. Though those ones are a tad too big for my liking.

I just prefer smaller ones.

>>13208826
awoobs are olev

>>13208841
This

DD is the largest I'm willing to accept for breast size, anything above that is more than a handful.

>>13208833
>>13208836
I don't really care about whatever logic or justifications you use, it's just not my thing, simple as that.

>>13208849
Okay and I can respect that.

>>13208844
You don't have to spam the same picture over and over again, Bob.

You're like Psychofox with a grasp over english for fucks sake.

>>13208679

Now that I think of it, was the video released? Wasn't there suppose to be a teaser?

>>13208849
Gay

So /mgt/, too much monster, or still good?

>>13208883
Too hairy. Butterface. Blue board.

>>13208883
That bitch look like a raging guido wolfman who suffered the titty side of steroids.

>>13208848
I can enjoy cowtits or small ones, whats more important is the girl who has them

>>13208772

>>13208910
Go to bed /tg/

>>13208712
I want to tickle an Elin

>>13208905
You are right of course, but if we're simply talking about body-preferences alone...

>>13208919
Goddamn those thighs are thick.

>>13208919
Gonna rail it.

>>13208925
If it's one thing about the Elin, it's that their thighs/hips/everything below the waists are criminal
I mean, god damn

>>13208919
There is a point where those thighs should stop and we've clearly passed it.

>>13208930
>>13208929
>>13208925

There where these thigh expanders you could get through a Christmas even in the game making them even bigger, they where great, that's all i basically got from that even to resell later

Stone Cold Rapists.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/rghJfrrs

New page: http://pastebin.com/s5LG1gw4

>>13208938

Pass.

>>13208825
is there an equivalent to r9k in japan?

>>13208919
I want to fuck an Elin's thick thighs.
I also want to impregnate her and start a loving family with several Elin daughterus.

>>13208938
I'll just go for another round in the Familiar dorm.

>>13208945
I've passed nearly every single one.

But I will never pass a Mantis.

Never.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRs7rejU7Q

would you

I mean how much 'Monster' part of a monster girl is acceptable?

>>13208958
Not my thing.

>>13208666
>file is corrupted

That's too monster

A proper non horrifying monster girl should at least maintain something strongly resembling a human face and torso, there are exceptions yes, but generally the best ones keep those things

>>13208825
I wonder if a Will-o-the-wisp's ghost husband would be capable of leaving the love cage or if they're stuck in it because they don't have a physical body anymore

>>13208970
Except I downloaded it yesterday and it worked.

The problem is on your end.

>>13208980
I don't think you get it Anon.

>>13208988
Lovely

So is the only way to live alone and unraped in MGC coating yourself in holy water?

>>13208988
Nope. Run nigga.

>>13209007
Or just be really good at escaping and evasion.

>>13209007
I'm sure some angels would find it very alluring.

>>13208988
I was operating on the assumption that "for eternity" was hyperbole like it usually is in the profiles

>>13209007
Be a paladin.
Be strong.
Etch your bones with wards.
Be a wizard.
Carry a Rambo kit of MG repelling tools at all times.
Be an incubus.
Don't live there.

>>13208988
Nothing is impossible for a bard with maxed bluff, anon.

>>13208988
>>13208825
If this girl isn't an incentive to never fucking die, I don't know what is.

>>13209007
Live in a cabin deep in the forest next to MGC.

The only thing you'll need to worry about is hungry Bear Girls breaking into your home for food and sex. And that can be rare.

>>13209007
YOu just have to reach 30 and you're golden

>>13209007
Drink the holy water, your mere presence will burn MGs.

>>13209020
and gasmask but he will leave you alone as long as you stay off his turf

>>13208980
You know how KC's world works by now

>>13209032
Who?

>>13209007
Holy water is best for when you need to cut through the MGC Cemetery. If only to repel the gangs of delinquent Ghoul Girls who hang out there.

>>13209020
Bear Girls are underrated.

>>13209043
Are we in the same thread? Ghouls are among the least of your worries.

>>13208825
>Extremely jealous to the point they try to one up it.
> Go to gym with Wife o' wisp, She gets extremely fit.
Think of the possibilities man.

>>13209048
Oh yeah, and for avoiding Tomoko Wisps.

That's pretty important.

>>13209007
Be "Scum beyond any hope of redemption". Word of god says they're exempt from monstergirl pussy, rape or otherwise.

>>13209049
How does a ghost made of fire get fit?

>>13209049
Oh boy. She can go from Chandelier to a solid medicine ball.

>>13209049
You say that but what happen's if she see you watching a chubby girl and her boyfriend?

>>13209045
Man, all three of the bear types are real fucking good. Well, I guess one of them isn't technically a bear, but she looks similar enough.

>>13208825

>Death
>Ever being capable of saving anything

>>13209007
Angels and Valkyries.

>>13209019
Time to marry or befriend at least one mermaid.

>>13209064
>You will never tell a Bear Girl she's being 'overbearing' and watch her flip.

>>13209070
Or don't hang out in places where the undead frequent. You wouldn't think that would be hard.

>>13209064
Personally, I like the idea of the ensuing shenanigans that come from treating bear girls like actual bears.

>>13209057
The only way I see this happening is if you're cursed by Eros. They already take killers, rapists, pedophiles, slavers, microdicks, the infertile, the old, the sick, the weak.

Who the fuck classifies as scum? We should ask KC. Or one of you moon abled bastards should go to the nip site and fish out this particular question.

>>13209074
>Making a Bear Girl angry

I've heard of masochism but this is ridiculous

>>13209007
Maybe the monstergirls will leave you alone if you become an Alp

>>13209077
Apparently the 'pretending to be dead' rule for bears doesn't actually work well.

http://bittelmethis.com/bear-myths-playing-dead/

http://pastebin.com/mhKXZUC5

Just how tsun is too tsun?

>>13209045
>>13209045
I want a story about Drill Sarge Anon who builds a log cabin for a quiet life, He then finds out he has a Widowed Bear Girl and her Cubs as neighbors.
Bear Cubs in Pantry Ensues.

>>13209080
Where's it say they'd take a killer or rapist?

Sure, like, a Paladin who did so in the name of his duty, but I doubt they'd take an unrepentant serial killer or somethin'.
And rapists...well, they take guys who direct their lust towards them, so I guess...?

With all those things, either with their devoted love or MAMONO MANA, they rehabilitate them. "Scum beyond redemption" would obviously mean those who can't be redeemed.

>>13209088
When you start to feel insulted and want to punch her in the face.

>>13209081
I get what you're saying, but I think the most you would have to usually worry about is slightly rougher cuddles. As long as no honey was involved for the grizzlies.

>>13209007
Be a slut or get a waifu

>>13209088
It depends on how it is presented. With what Tsundere is today, any is too much.

>>13209088
Belial Tan is shit at Tsun-speare.
Hot though.

>>13209088
Modern day 'tsun' is horrible bitch cunt that needs to get slapped in the face and forced to watch as the guy she 'loves' fucks another better woman. Old school tsun is the real tsundere that is actually good. Like the Medusa threadcannon.

>>13209092
>killers
Like you said, the order, mercenaries.
>Rapists
Uh, nigga, hinemizu, kikimora, alice, dormouse, more. Plus the section in the world guide that speaks of men going after young monsters, with th emonster's approval. Hellhound also helps cement this.

>Scum beyond redemption" would obviously mean those who can't be redeemed.

Gee, thanks for answering that question. Not.

>>13209117
*the mother's approval

>>13209117
It's more young monsters not being discouraged from sexual activity. Or any activity really.

And then there's the Sabbath's entire shtick.
And as for others you listed, all those girls, by some means or another, lure a man into raping them. It's not like they were some criminal rapist before hand.

>>13209110

Still the best.

>>13209117
even then who actually falls under that?
even if you have a serial killer that gets off to mutilating people, you just give him a harem of zombie girls and he's set.

>>13209127
Okay I can get the fuck behind that.

>>13208825
She looks straight out of Vanillaware

>>13209127
No thanks.

Cannibals aren't my thing.

>>13209045
As a Canadian, a bear girl would be swell

>>13209075
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE.

>>13209139
>as a canadian
>no 'eh' after saying swell

I bet you're a native ya damn hatchet-tosser

>>13209139
Canadian Monster Girls are moe.

>>13209126
Not talking about Sabbath, more the culture, like you sort of mentioned. Monsters rape out right, not all of them sure, but coercive sex is something they all practice in one way or another. So, it would be hypocritical as fuck for a monster to turn down a rapist, even if she caught him in the act. If it was with a human woman, they'd probably join in, whether to monsterize the woman and rape the guy back, helping to rape, or raping him so she can get away. But I imagine only if he's hurting her, sex is sex to monsters, even if it's rape.

And like I said earlier, say a guy finds a li holst and decides to break him off a piece and the mother caught him, the mother would encourage him, going by the guide.

>>13209139
>>13209146
fucken quebecers the lot of ya

>>13209152
I'm a fucking kilt crusader ya mimsy

>>13209152
I've met Quebecers, some are okay
But fuck them as a whole, I don't care if poutine came from there

>>13209086
That pastebin is fucking hilarious! That fucking beargirl!

>>13209148
I don't know which one I want out of all of them.

They're all so great looking.

>>13209156
The bear.

Every time.

Dragon girls are love.

http://pastebin.com/LZVRPysX

I'm just going to plug this in here one last time because it was near the end of the dead thread last night.

Griffon girl being lewd.

After this is cat girl ntr for those that remember or still care.

>>13209166
yay ntr cat

kumiho when

>>13209127
>Still the best

Now I want Solomon and Red monstergirls

>>13209165
I seriously don't how how I'm fucking this up.

Can you run by how you got this piece of shit to work?

>>13209150
True. But still, the point is that in those cases, MGs would try and "Fix" the guy, so that he didn't just keep going around harming random women, but would settle in and shift to loving sex with her. Or in the case of an MG stumbling upon a human woman being raped, her and the newly turned MG. Or maybe just the newly turned MG. I suppose it'd vary.

But then for those they couldn't, they'd just knock him the fuck out, he'd be a pariah amongst MGs. I wonder how that'd work anyway? The way I remember reading it, it seemed like MGs would just "Know".
Fuck it, I'mma just chalk it up to MAMONO MANA. Easier than wracking my brain about it pointlessly.

>>13209166
>cat ntr next

ABOUT TIME.

>>13209166
Lewd and cute Griffon is lewd and cute.

>More Neighbour Cat
Hooray.

>>13209086
Smartass bear girl. Oh god. So good.

>>13209166
>cat girl ntr
I'm good. Thanks for the griffon girl though.

>>13209166
>ntr

>>>/out/

>>13209179
>>13209180
Actually go read it.

>>13209173
Go to control panel > clock, language, and region > change date, time, or number formats > administrative > language for non-unicode programs

I'm guessing your program says it's corrupted because the moonspeak is fucking it up.

>>13209165
Tell me...
Are there any good lamias I can recruit?
Because I love some lamias.

>>13209184
Not either of them but ntr is shit 100% of the time. I actually did read the first chapter or two and I don't see it becoming the slightly acceptable fake ntr.

>>13209196
sounds biased to me

So anybody feel like expanding on that Monster Girl University idea?
Animal House style Monster Girl "Sorority"?

>>13209165
Wow the game's out and translated already? Where did you get it?

>>13209203
Here >>13208666.

Sadly it's only been translated partially. Dargoth is working on it, by the way. He's the man.

http://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/

>>13209196
>NTR is shit 100% of the time
Exactly. Not going to even bother with it.

>>13209166
>ntr
Nope go fuck yourself.

>>13209205
I want a Succubus cheerleader.

>>13209196
>>13209206
But it's not even NTR.

>>13209205
I just realized it now...
Dargoth is to Rogue as Luka is to Heinrich

Rogue el exterminador de runas de la luna

>>13209200
Yes, I am biased against a shit fetish.
>>13209217
From what I read it is. Unless they broke up or the guy just stopped fucking caring about her for some reason then it is.

>>13209205
>"Luka! Luka! He's our man! If we can't do him no one can!"

>>13209226
They wind up having a fight over something yet to be revealed, and she moves in with the MC. A significant period of time then passes with her and her "Boyfriend" not talking at all before anything really happens with her and the MC.
Of course, for all I know, Aftyn COULD have them make-up, and then have it move into actual NTR...
But I'm hoping not.

>>13209200
I would rather give Beanbag Cait Sith the D than read NTR

>>13209217
I figured based on the general reaction to the comment about it so far, and how they usually react to actual NTR, but I assume there is a reason it was referred to as such, and I have legit never enjoyed a single thing from that staple, so I'm still not too sure.

>>13209232
Hm. I guess I'll bookmark his bin and read it at the end if it turns out fine, otherwise fuck that shit.

>>13209214
There's also an idol.

>>13209239
>Wait and see before reading
Eh, a legitimate tactic.

>>13209166
I've been waiting for this.

>>13209244
Its what I do with everything. I don't like wasting my time with things that will cause negativity, and spoilers don't bother me in the least so it works out great. The last time I didn't was with Nozoki Ana on /a/, and I think a lot of us remember the shitstorm that came about from reading that ongoing.

>>13209205
Thanks for the link!

>>13209049
Use that trait carefully
It can easily backfire if she stumbles across certain monsters

>>13209252
Nozoki Ana...is that the one who wrote an entire H-Manga of incredibly bland, stereotypical NTR, interlaced with a single chapter of vanilla incest, which then received several spin-off chapters that made it into shit NTR like the rest of the book?

>>13209262
>Comes across a domcore and her cum-pump
Oh god the horror.

>>13209262
>>13209266
Just watch a whole bunch of anime/hentai with [Insert your favorite character type and all your fetishes here].

>>13209265
It was an ongoing actual series a while back. It did end up having some NTR in it, which I don't think anyone on /a/ at the time knew to expect because people flipped their shit. I straight up dropped it(One of the only times I've ever dropped something) around 60 something, I think, because I knew it was never going to get back to anything interesting. I feel for the people who stuck it out.

>>13209266
She'll probably just prove that she can drain your balls better then some stupid manticore. you'll be exhausted for days, but you'll be fine.

>>13209266
>come across a girl and her dom

>"call be a bitch and spit on my face! Fuck however you like me and make me stay outside in the rain! Toss out the food I lovingly made for you and binge of junk food instead!"

OH MY.

>>13209280
You could just tell her that's not something you'd like if you're not into it.

Simple as that.

>>13209282
What part of my post made you think I wouldn't be into it?

>>13209284
The "oh my." part sounded more afraid than anything to me.

But if that's something you want then by all means.

>>13209266
>See's a chubby holst and her boyfriend.
Hope you like chub and tits.

>>13209282
>tell her you're into reverse netorare
>she breaks

>>13209274
Ah. Yeah, not what I was thinking about then.

>>13209286
Your knowledge of memes is a bit weak I see.

>>13209286
George Takei

>>13209296
>>13209298
Son of a fucking bitch I forgot that asshole existed.

>>13209304
I laughed but I'm also disappointed.

Mari is officially a Reaction Meme.
>>>/a/122815636

>>13209288
More like you'd get a harem.

>out and about with Will-o waifu
>see an incubus with his bicorn bride and 5 extra girls
>give the slightests of "damns"
>it does not go unnoticed by her
>"Is that what you'd like? To drip your see into as many girls as that man? To have a wife that can get ay woman for you!? IS THAT IT!?
>shitting yourself, give her the faintest "no" you can muster
>"I knew it"
>she flies off
>you don't see her for two months
>thinking you're free f this bipolar hell, you prepare to leave your home, for a better place, as far away from he as possible
>the second you open the door, she's there, accompanied by 10 other girls
>"it took some doing, but I did it, these are your new cum dumps"
>she turns to the girls
>"but I'm number one, never forget that bitches"
>turns back to you
>well, hubby, aren't I the best? don't I, and them, deserve a reward?"

And then anon was never seen again. Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut and your eyes on the road?

>>13209313
>now

Holy shit they're everywhere.

>>13209313
>meme
Get out

>>13209252
I did the same thing with Good End or whatever it was and will do the same with that author's other work which is being translated now. So glad I did. Will probably never read either

>>13209313
I've seen art made here posted on other boards as well. you guys need to hide your power level.

>>13209313
Reaction images are currency on an image board, big deal.

>>13209326
There's some faggot that goes on /v/ all the time and makes MG threads.

>>13209326
I have too. I've only ever posted like one picture outside, since its one of my favorites, but I've seen several more.

>>13209326

>you guys need to hide your power level.
>that one time where there was an mg thread on /k/

>>13209330
I've seen those.

They always devolve into Furry Image Dump Threads.

>>13209333
When they're not about THAT.

>>13209332
How did that go over?

>>13209338

shitposting galore

>>13209314
> Other Will-o-Waifus sees you and your Harem have a grand time.
> World War Wisp I Begins.
> Anon what have you done.

>>13209344
Ooooooh crap.

You now have to explain to your Holst waifu about WW1 and 2.

How do you get it across?

>>13209352
With puppets and musical numbers.

>>13209352
Aryan wolf girls tried removing tanuki

>>13209352
The jews once again causing problems. By this point in history I've already explained it to her.

>>13209355
>>13209357
>>13209358
Would you explain how boys as young as 15 joined too?

Or would you spare her the torment?

>>13209352
War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. Lines were drawn in the sand, no one backed down, millions of men died, miles away from home. It was so we could have a better world, but it doesn't change the fact, that many lost everything for the freedom we enjoy today. So while war is not to be admired, don't make light of it.

>>13209352
I show her few history books on the topic. Then later we can spend a few hours watching documentaries on the couch together. Not exactly romantic but I treat her like an intelligent and with respect.

>>13209361
>Grampa anon telling his grandchildren about the Kitsune rape marches with the thousand yard stare

>>13209352
Discovery motherfucking channel. Then war museum tours.

>>13209352
Monstergirls must already be aware of humanity's shitty nature. It'd explain why they have no qualms taking away our free will and sometimes even our identities and ability to think.

>>13209366
*Intelligent adult

>>13209361
Again by now I've already explained countless other horrors of humanity to her, including some of the possible horrors such as us wiping out entire species that are now considered myths, so she's desensatised by now.

>>13209327
Not on /jp/ (and it's a good thing).

>>13209370
Yeah those evil monstergirls, giving us sexy and loving wives to make us better people, how dare they!?

>>13209367
Are the kitsune fighting and they're numb, or are they raping men amidst the carnage, and that's wearing on them? I'm having trouble understanding your post.

>>13209375
Oh shut up.

Night everyone,

Don't burn down the thread.

New story is written, just need to go through twice to edit.

>>13209370
Humans are so evil and monster girls are so great, am I right?

>>13209375
When everyone gets "sexy and loving wives" like candies out of a dispenser I doubt most of them actually feel love.

>>13209370
Yeah, because them killing, eating and enslaving humanity into hard labor servitude is so much better. Fuck off.

>>13209370
Is that really such a bad thing?

Then again, this kind of thing is hard to discuss without sounding either /pol/ish or like some sort of sjw.

>>13209392
I want to hit you.

>>13209375
>>13209392
so instead of working toward a better future it's better to completely rewire everyone's brains

you guys would make great supervillains

>>13209352
>Sitting in front of Holst daughteru pack
>The youngest one is sitting on my lap
>"And that's the story of how your great grandpa killed numerous German solders with his trench gun."

>>13209392
It's the kind of thing that creates nothing but shitstorms whenever it's discussed. None of the people involved happen to read the material they argue about, nor do they have any interest in listening to each other.

Don't contribute to it.

>>13209392
That's just because of how the thread and the western audience sees KC's work. The setting is literally made so you pick you waifu, you imagine a story for you and your waifu and then you make fan art of these stories. It doesn't go much farther than that. We like to complicate things with world lore and wars of extermination and religion and politics and giving a grimdark tone to tons of shit that KC has only skimmed in counted MG profiles in a light hearted way IE: the cat kingdom.

>>13209409
>None of the people involved happen to read the material they argue about, nor do they have any interest in listening to each other.
fuck off mr. "i'm better than you"

>>13209397
But monstergirls want a world free of hate, discrimination and pointless violence. They want a world in which anybody can find love and live the life they want. I have no idea why people hate this.

>>13209415
ok dude

>>13209414
Cry more.

>>13209415
>live the life they want

As long as it's MG approved. .

>>13209420
Take it easy~

>>13209413
>ie: The Cat Kingdom
To which we then crafted the idea of Laser Pointer Terrorism.

>>13209413
It says in plain English, spirited away, no rights, made into property, for every MG in the kingdom to use. KC can go fuck himself saying that', among other things, is not fucked up.

>>13209413
>That's just because of how the thread and the western audience sees KC's work.
You mean people want a work of quality, that isn't dull and lacking in substance? Shocker.

>>13209415
See >>13209413

>>13209422
So? The monstergirl life is the best way of life.

>>13209427
I don't want to be punished with the paw-weakness curse just because my arm gets tired and cramped from petting so many cat-girl. Or do I? Not cait sith though.

>>13209431
See >>13209380

>>13209427
Isn't that only if you're an ass to cats?
Just give them a quick, meaningless headpat when you pass one on the street, and keep on your way.

>>13209433
>I have no ambitions of my own nor the desire to direct my own life

Okay. But it's not for me.

g-guys stop shaking my hugbox ;_;

i want mge to remain shallow so it suits my insecurities ;_;

>>13209414
You know that "fuck off" means "I lose the argument but I don't want to talk about it" right?

>Monster Girls A Shit time has begun
Oh goodie, this is always the best part of the thread...

>>13209446
See >>13209438

>>13209445
See >>13209380

>>13209440
a guy should be made into a semen faucet because he stepped on a cat's tail or something? Or refused to have sex with a cat MG? Man...

>>13209447
>>KC's Setting A Shit time has begun

>>13209452
See >>13209423

>>13209447
You act like /MGT/ isn't a fucking carousel of shitposting. Every day the same fucking adventure.

>>13209447
I fucking love it.

>>13209457
I know. It's a roller coaster. Carousel. Whatever. It has its ups and downs.

>>13209447
>>13209457
>>13209462
People are only discussing how KC's setting is actually a dystopia in disguise because his worldbuilding skills suck. The shitposting started when you decided to be babies about it.

>>13209428
No, I mean that people add more to the already existing stuff to create deeper and more meaningful stuff than just "pick a waifu" scenarios. I'm not saying its bad at all, I'm just saying that what we are doing is going farther than what KC intended with his original setting.

>>13209314
Shit-tier harem fantasy

I just want to be raped by a monster girl. Is that so much to ask?

>>13209352
Some strange magic has turned everyone waives into Holsts.

No one is complaining?

>>13209462
No, it's a carousel. There are no ups and downs, only shit. The shit just changes occasionally so we can look at new shit.

>>13209468
Uuga-buuga, Elf want snusnu!

>>13209462
The coasters are more exciting. All those ups, downs and thrills. With the carousel, you just go around.
>>13209352
Normally. She's not a Wurm; she can understand better than you realize.

>>13209466
>what KC intended with his original setting
mge is such a boring mess that the only actual settings are the monster girls' designs

like being provided a lego bucket with some booklet filled with nonsense

>>13209445
Go away MGU. KC's hugbox is Las Vegas to your Atlantic City.

>>13209467
>your opinion.jpg

>>13209477

Well the actual MGs themselves are the heart of the setting, so that's not really a big loss.

>>13209427
> Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
> He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself,
> His descriptions are basicaly generalization, and it is not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater.
> Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical.
> And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.

Also, all of the profiles are based on interviews with monsters the author of the MGE encounters on his journey. There is little that stops them from exaggerating or lying about their traits.

>>13209477
And Legos are the best, because you can do whatever the fuck you want with them. Or you used to be able to, I think nowadays every piece only connects in a certain way and you can only build one thing because kids these days.

>>13209465
>Because his worldbuilding skills suck
No, it's a dystopia because that's what you make it out to be. And then you complain about it.

>>13209472
>>13209476
Eh, fair enough. Still though, roller coasters are loops too. Ride the same one over and over again, and you'll get bored and nauseated.

>>13209480
It's all Branson, Missouri to me...

>>13209485
>Expecting westerners to be able to understand how to interpret things in any way other than literally

Hehe, that's a good one.

The Goddess Eros just kicked down your door and asks why the FUCK aren't you outside so you can meet your future wife. She punts you so hard that you fly off.
Where do you land?
2-10: Rich and Posh District
11-20: Business District
21-30: Your Mom's House
31-40: Slums
41-50: MGC Penitentiary
51-60: MGC Police Headquarters
61-70: Undead District
71-80: District (6)9
81-90: Black Location(SUPER SEKRET ALPHABET AGENCY HIDEOUT)
90-99: Sabbath MGC Headquarters
100: What the fuck is that a fucking Tarrasque
00: Entrance to the Underworld
01: The Bully Girl's House

Who Do you meet?
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13209486
Nah, you can still build whatever you want with most pieces.

Though since there are lots of theme sets nowadays, you'll get parts that can't be used for much more than the thing they're intended to mimic, unless you get really creative. Either makes it more frustrating, or more fun, depending on your point of view.

>>13209494
Quit trying to diffuse the shitstorm

>>13209481
>implying it's just my opinion
>taking a harrowing, doom-oriented character and trivializing them
>acts like a simpering bitch to a waifu that basically went from badass to taking a shit-tier typical animu gril role
>hurh durh shes so scary.png
>Oh look a gaggle of cocksleeves with nothing interesting about them

But what do I know, you seem to know what an interesting fantasy is.

>>13209487
>And then you complain about it.
We talk about it and you whine that we're "ruining" your shitty fantasies kek

>>13209465
>worldbuilding skills suck
More like a lack of your reading comprehension and imagination.

>>13209485
Dude, no one cares, some people are gonna see light, or dark, in places. That happens to be a dark spot to me, like being unable to live away from a bubble slime because she roofied you and you are literally addicted to her.

>>13209494
>Salamander
Could be nice

>>13209494
>Grizzly

I'm sailing clean out of the book.

>>13209494
>Succubus
FUCK

>>13209501
>Being a KC shill

>>13209485
his setting may be shit but at least kc did it in such a way you can use this bullshit as a shield for critiques

>>13209497
More frustrating. Couple Christmases back I had to build some kind castle for my niece and nephew - because you know, BUILDING things isn't the fun part of Legos - and there were so many pieces that were really molded to only fit in one place. It was awful.

>>13209499
This made me remember when dragon girls would eventually turn into regular lizard girls because their pride would be stained by submitting to a man or some shit.

>>13209499
Can I subscribe to your blog? I want to know how wrong I'm imagining things so I can avoid it in the future.

>>13209494

Beelzebub

>>13209494
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mantis
this could get interesting

>>13209500
More like you try and act as though it's the "Canon" version, when it's not. If you just bothered to clarify that it's your headcanon, and quit trying to push it on people who do just want their "Shitty Fantasies", there wouldn't be as much of a problem.

>>13209488
People in Missouri do not go to Branson FYI!

>>13209494
>Harpy

>>13209494
>Alraune
Okay then.

>>13209513
That does sound pretty bad.

Guess every kit can't be a winner.

>>13209494
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pharaoh

Desert Queen is olev.

>>13209485

this is like deviantart kids saying "it's my style so shut up".

>>13209520
>More like you try and act as though it's the "Canon" version
it's a simple discussion you sensitive bitch

>>13209501
good1

>>13209494
>Jinko

Fuck everything.

>>13209514
Not literally, but yeah.

>>13209500
A million times this.

>>13209494
Shirohebi

>>13209531
No, fuck Jinko. Also, why are we talking like this?

>>13209535
>fuck Jinko
I agree, tigers suck and anyone who says they like them is secretly in a conspiracy.

>>13209531
well at least you got junko

>>13209517
Sure, it's located at www.thinkoutsideofwhat'swrittenforyouyainsufferablelazyshit.yourimagineationisshit.gov

>>13209494
>Dark Angel
ok

>>13209537
A total conspiracy to get the CYOA to marry one!

>>13209514
That sounds pitiful- I've never seen it though

>>13209546
Yeah, and that's horrible, because nobody wanted that! The conspiracy hacked into people's computers and stopped them from voting against it! This is what people who like Tigers are like!

>>13209548
Of course not, dragons aren't real.

>>13209542
Watch your blood pressure. Don't read this. You sure? Okay. I'm going to imagine whatever the fuck I want and there's fuck all you can do about it. Cry more.

>>13209550
>Not blaming toxoplasma gondii

>>13209530
>It's simple discussion
Y'know what, I'm sorry.

I'm so used to this sort of shit happening because, as I said, people pushing their Grim Dark, Dystopian MGE Headcanon as Canon. But in this case, I trail it back, and see that here it's more someone going "Out right mind control by MGs would suck", and then some people going "It'd be for the best" and then it just spirals down from there. I don't think it really had anything to do with the MGE in the first place...man, we really do need to quit bringing it up all the fucking time.

Whatever, I'm out.

>>13209552
your post is so passive-aggressive i actually laughed irl

>>13209514
They don't literally become lizardgirls, just that they lose their pride and stop being high handed and haughty.

>>13209554
The thing about cat pee smelling good?

>>13209552
That's fine, as long as you know you're not imagining anything and just borrow descriptions to the letter, pleb.

>>13209514
Some autist sent KC a death threat over that.

>>13209560
It's not passive aggressive at all, I told you what's what. Don't give a shit if you don't like the way I do things.

>>13209494
>67
Going undead, lets see what we get
>Familiar
An undead familiar. So, a micro-wight? Sounds like fun!

>>13209565
What if KC has a MGE that doesn't fucking suck hidden in his computer but kept it to himself to cater to his fans

It's a fucking conspiracy.

>>13209514
>implying corrupting an elegant Dragon into a worthless fujo isn't the best thing ever

>>13209563
There's an insane conspiracy that it makes people like cats. The cat urine thing is even more hearsay. I've had cats for twenty-four years and can assure you that cat pee smells terrible.

>>13209565
Yeah. The same dude who got drunk off of "a fermented apple," got irrumated and buttfucked, and then said his only complaint was not being able to remember it.

I'm sorry. I just love recounting that story every time.

>>13209568
whatever you say bud

i'm not that guy btw

>>13209564
>MOM! Anon won't use his imagination the way I use mine! MAKE HIM SSTHAAAAP!

Now I laughed.

>>13209570
Jet fuel can't melt hugboxes, anon.

How about we go back to talking about monster girls?

>>13209569
>Tiny Familiar/Wight half your size, ara-araing constantly
>Still dresses elegantly

>>13209422
>>13209433
>>13209443
Don't you worry,
You'll be told exactly what to do.....

The fires of lust will consume the weak!
So we'll make freedom obsolete!
Making whole the fabric of society!
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

>>13209575
you're 200% mad top lel

>>13209571
I guess so?
>>13209572
Oh, I know. Back before we neutered him, one of my cats peed on me when I was asleep because he wanted to show his dominance.

>>13209578
B-but they'll steal my freedoms!

>>13209573
Holy shit! The same guy? HA!

>>13209352
We've discussed this before

>>13209468
I want to be consensually and lovely dominated by a monster girl. Is that too much to ask?

It's not rape if I willing consent.

>>13209575
A-are you okay?

>>13209573
I want to cuddle a Cheshire and bop her on the head when she tries to interrupt it with her psychological talk.

>>13209572
Supposedly it's some sort of parasite that changes the chemical reactions in your brain to fool yourself into thinking you're fond of the smell.

Same goes for rats and animals- and it leads them to the scent and cats kill em etc.

Sounds pretty tinfoil hat to me- but it would explain crazy cat ladies. As apposed to having cats for 24 years- try maybe twenty four cats instead- who knows?

>>13209580
Where the fuck where you last thread?

>>13209581
k

>>13209583
Wow, your cat's an asshole. Mind tend to be more endearingly retarded.

>>13209593
rofl nice

>>13209595
He improved a lot after becoming a eunuch. Now he's a sweetheart.

>>13209573
It'll never get old.

>>13209583
Holy shit those hips. Just imagine them glistening with old sweat, bunched up in a ratty office chair, her posture crooked as she hunches closer to the tiny monitor to shitpost in the darkness.

>>13209587
>something I wrote got capped
It's an odd feel

>>13209592
It's definitely a real thing, but I find the idea that it can it can affect humans dubious at best. It does make for an amusing conspiracy theory, though.

>>13209590
I am dude. Just peachy, stuff like this makes me laugh.

If you know you are being trolled and play along, are you really being trolled?

>>13209604
I still want to know their reaction to hearing about Stalingrad.

>>13209603
Joke's on you, she's kissed someone and you haven't!

What we are witnessing is the Bright Hammer Paradox. Anyone who at least lurked /tg/ during its golden years will understand me right now. For everyone else, it's the tendency of anons to take what is grim dark and make fun of it as though everything was happy and silly. However, the reverse is also true. When you get something that is noble bright, happy and a bit silly, the anons will try to drag it through the mud and make it as gritty as possible.

Hence all the people who hate MGE. They are contrarian by nature. Don't hate them for it. Just ignore them. Trigger them by posting happy MGE related stuff if you must, but don't take them seriously.

>>13209601
>He improved a lot after becoming a eunuch
That usually does the trick

>>13209575
I think you need to just chill with your CoD tier ragetype friend

>>13209607
No, you're just being part of the problem.

>>13209613
>Trigger them by posting happy MGE related stuff if you must, but don't take them seriously.
Are you 12?

>>13209602
allright i cant not save this

>>13209578
I agree.
I don't even know what these guys are complaining about anymore.

>You will never fall in love with a beautiful Kejourou with whom you eventually date and have passionate love making with
>You will never be engaged to and later marry this woman, carrying her over the altar with her ebony locks flowing in the summer air
>You will never have a son and daughter, spending the rest of your days watching them grow
>You will never eventually fall into a slump with your beloved wife and, unfortunately, decide that both of you feel suffocated by this marriage
>You will never decide to get divorced together
>Only to end up still living together
>Still taking care of your children together
>Still apparently having crazed, hair-covered sex on occasion
>Still loving each other dearly
>...Just now, the both of you are single
>And free
>Together
This is stupid...but...

>>13209593
Trying to catch up with conversation and then I couldn't respond.
>>13209585
*Collective Consciousness Intensifying*