/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do you think she likes touhous?

Eating ice cream with the memory twins!

>>13206010
Why did you make this thread? It isn't /jp/ related, is it? Please go back to /v/.

>>13206027
Hey, fuck you!

>>13206027
>/a/ thread is shitty face edits
>/v/ thread is idolshit

>>13206038
And /jp/ is supposed to be shitposting?

>>13206027
Neps are Otaku Culture.

>>13206044

>>13206038
Okay.

>>13206046
You have to admit though, this is a pretty shit thread.

>>13206051
It isn't 2011 anymore. Please go back to your general or board, janny is just gonna delete this thread anyway.

>>13206052
Post more nep then.

If I had a compa, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.

>>13206064
I like Compa, please don't do that, she is pure! =(

>>13206038
Who exactly are you quoting?

Hot lesbian Nepgear x Uni action under spoiler. I'll probably get banned for this, but it's worth it.

>>13206076

>>13206076
[Heavy Breathing]

>>13206076
>>13206078

>>13206044
Nep threads are my own hugbox when I confirm that other people besides me think they are cute and want to fuck them. Daily, multiple times.

>>13206038
yeah and /jp/'s is totally going to be better right you fucking monkey

I love my Uni. Bought her for 55$ off kijiji in 2011. She came with broken plastic at the top where the screws are, so the screen would shut off randomly. I would have to push on the screen for it to turn back on. The buttons were well worn and sometimes the directional pad would get stuck.

The punk kids on the ad said "great condition" the little LIARS they were. I still love her though.

>She's mentally retarded and has the lowest IQ of all neps, despite being the main character.

That is one way of looking at it, but another perspective on what her mental proccess might be that she's intelligent but spends that mental energy intepreting the world and the people around her in a trusting way and trying to empathize with others. Most /jp/ users probably find maintaining a happy and optimistic empathetic perspective when dealing with others, so just imagine the mental processes of maintaining a realistic sense of awareness while also giving everyone the benefit of the doubt and keeping your heart open etc etc.

Like it's draining just to think about, but that's where the magical personal inspiration that makes surmounting of challenges so fun.

>>13206935
How old are you? Does thinking about them sexually make you feel younger or something? Aesthetics and art showing them having their own intimate and even erotic moments is one thing, but thinking of yourself and them is a slippery slope in some ways.

>>13207362
Haha no.

>>13207385
Get out of my /jp/

>>13207362
She just pretends to be a retard, actually.
A pretender can easily snap back into being competent, the same cannot be said for a retard however.

>>13206038
He didn't write that, though.

what is the jay's general concensus of the anime

Also how hard do you think it would be to mindbreak her?

>>13207955
worth every hour and penny

>>13207955
Good thing the best daughteru doesn't show her navel off like those sluts

>>13207955
Why does MAGES. have such a disgusting navel?

>>13207518
Who? Histy?

I want to makeout with Nep's asshole.

>>13207955
Just give us that Nepnep navel yuri doujin, Tsunako.

>>13210187
>Vert

What a waste of art.

>>13207362
> but spends that mental energy intepreting the world and the people around her in a trusting way and trying to empathize with others.


Nah, the va talks like that Radiohead song Packt Like Sardines In A Crushed Tin Box, thats why you think she is gentle when she is actually just overpowering your current emotional status into loving her.

sorry brah, this is how the world works.

>>13206010
Please take literal shit back to /v/ and /vg/, thanks.

>>13207362

All of her mental energy is reserved for her transformation.

>>13210301
Why are swimsuits so awesome?

>>13207518
Try taking it back to /a/ or /v/.

>>13206010
>Neptunia
fuck off eop-scum

>>13210194
Get out

>>13207362
>>13210301
Nope, she's genuinely simple-minded and not too bright. When transformed, she shows she is at least capable of not acting retarded, but she never displays any actual good thinking even in her transformed state, and is in fact prone to making dumb mistakes. The only reason it doesn't stand out too much is because generally the only thing she does after transforming is kick ass using physical strength; she is rarely required to think after transformation. The rare instances she is required to do so, she doesn't show herself as much more capable than normal Neptune.

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Her inability to grasp the nature of territorial conflict (preventing her from rejoining the battle to protect Planeptune, as would be the logical course of action) ended the Console War, after all.

>>13210656

How many NEP's would a NEP NEP A NEP-NEP?

>>13206026
Rom best

>>13206076
I thought Nepgear was supposed to be a fictional 7th gen handheld.

>>13211224
She is.

Hey guise, can you post some sexy Neptunia pics?

I really need them.

Please, it's kind of urgent.

Pls.

>>13211147
Not a clue. But I know I would nep Nep Nep's nep neps with my nep.

>>13211420

Can I NEP your NEP, dude?

>>13207362
I'm going to go with "intelligent but has no common sense", as in that she has a good memory and can tackle abstract problems just fine, but she'll never be able to fix a car or set a computer up without help.

>>13211399
Anon, what are you talking about? There are no "sexy" Neptunia pictures. Nep Nep is a pure girl.

>>13211399
>>>/e/

>>13207362
>>13210656
I find Nep's mental capabilities one of the biggest mysteries of the franchise.

>>13210062
If you clip the camera through her, you can see it. it's pretty splendid.

I want to brutally rape Compa in every single hole she has

del

>>13213773
Anon, stop saying those dirty things to Compa, what would she think of you if she gets here and reads your post?

Try asking her to tenderly hug you instead, she looks pure and innocent enough she won't refuse it

>>13206021
She is a 2hu.

>>13206021
Not sure about Neptune, but CAVE probabily played them on Lunatic(and Extra stages) and 1lc'd them, also getting the highest score

>>13206010
>!wX9GK/IFFY
How convenient of you, thanks. Now please kindly fuck off back to /a/ so that people not filtering the tripfags won't have to bother with another one and /av/ shit in general.

>>13214518
Nepnep is evil

>>13216983
That's alright, I'll cleanse her with my COCK!

>>13206010
How else would Neptunia fans be able to relate to her.

iris ass is nice

https://youtu.be/8pngBp5rO6k

>>13218007
Please don't sexualize Neptune's wife, even if it is her transformed state.

>>13210201
Thanks for trying to fit in. It means a lot to me.

worst alarm clock

>>13218919
good alarm clock

>>13218007
Why is Compa staring Iris' ass?

>>13206010
I'd stil nep her

Why is this thread still up?

>>13218919
The end of this is so creepy, the transition to her idle animation.

>>13220226
because /jp/ loves nep!

>>13220386
Everybody loves Nep. Have a cute picture.

fuck neptune

>>13220590
Gladly.

>>13207955
Reported

>>13220573
Thank you for the cute picture.

>>13220386

My COCK sure loves NEP.

>>13220677

>>13207385
>but thinking of yourself and them is a slippery slope
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Why is that game so shitty? It's bad, it takes as much space as a Total War game, the fights are just about mashing button, the first attack on the first monster you meet causes 250+ damage which is annoying, and the game has many game-breaking bugs.
And don't get me started on the retarded "teehee I have small boobs" jokes. I played that game exactly one hour before leaving after being unable to progress when the enemy's turn arrived and the enemy stood around and did nothing.
I waited for 50 minutes, faggot just waited here.

>>13221078
>the fights are just about mashing button
>I played that game exactly one hour
Hmm

>>13221078
>it takes as much space as a Total War game

Are you implying Total War games are good?

when can i get english version of omega quintet?

>>13221078
>mashing buttons
The tutorial literally explained why you're supposed to use different attack types. And
>as much space as a Total War game.
You say that as if Total War games are abnormally large or something.

>>13221078
Are you absolutely sure it wasn't your turn?

>>13221103
The future

>>13221078
This fucking guy.

Holy shit, just end your kuso life, kuso.

>>13221088
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>>13221322
Shill nepdrone gonna shill

>>13221427

I'll fucking NEP you right in the ass, dude.

NEP you right in the ass.

>>13221440
You sound mad, kid. Wanna talk about your insecurities?

>>13221443
Sure, why not.

I have a really strong Oedipus Complex about my mother who died 16 years ago in a car accident.

I can't really get over this no matter how I try, what do you think?

>>13221466
I'd say you should get a girlfriend. A real one.
Having an Oedipus Complex is not good, and it's even worse when it's focused on a dead person, because your memory will erase any flaws your mother had, thus making her the perfect woman, which will mean nothing but disappointment with other women. Even 2D girls.

>>13221485

Whoa, dude.

That is freakin' spot on!

Are you an Academic?

>>13221496
No, that's basic psychology. Work in a bar for a few years and listen when people are speaking and you'll learn a few tricks.
I still remember that poor sap who was always compared to his dead big brother by his parents. The bro died at 8, something like that. Never became an obnoxious teen piece of shit, so in the parents' mind, he was the perfect son.

The whole thing is pretty sad and I don't feel like telling everything, but just talk to people and you'll learn things. Some are depressing, some are distressing, but they're all interesting.

>>13221563
Naice stuff, dude. Really interesting.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go masturbate to some pictures of my mother and then play some Hyperdimension Neptunia.

>>13221587
Please do, newfriend. But when you'll be back, that thread won't be on /jp/, it'll be on /vg/, because that's where it belong, with the rest of the shitty yet popular games.

>>13221598
Hey, I'm still here, douchelord.

You have have a fine arts major but there's no way I'll let you get away with saying that Neptunia is a shitty game.

NEP NEP is a great game, dude. It's a great game.

>>13221638
If great means "bugged, badly optimized, with a shitty plot, lame gameplay, and boring characters", then yeah, it's great, kid. In the same way that walking in a dog turd is great. Or in the same way that washing your teeth with the brush that was used to clean the bathroom is great. Or in the same way that getting sodomized by a cactuar is great.

>>13221654
Dude, you have like, some serious issues, you know.

>>13221679
Thanks for proving me right, shill.

>>13221695
Dude......

>>13221654
> "bugged, badly optimized, with a shitty plot, lame gameplay, and boring characters"

But it has cute girls, that's all what matter for weeb games to sell these days. Look at senran kagura.

>>13221775
Buran is almost as cute as my favorite Touhous!

>>13221775
The hell is Senran Kagura?
I'm not really into weeb games. Neptunia and Recettear are the only one I have. And while Recettear is kinda fun, playing Neptunia feels like playing a parody of a japanese game, with the "cute" (aka retarded) heroines doing "cute" (aka retarded) stuff while going "teehee I goofed and I have no breast, I am so cute".
I'm not saying I want to play Sherlock Holmes or Light or Wheatley, but when the main character reminds me of the autist kid in kindergarten twenty years ago who pretended she was a witch, there's a problem.

My only regret with recettear is that it's impossible to spend money to acquire influence among the city and create several political/economical crisis to sell even more stuff. What's best than a war to sell all that bunch of shitty old helmets?

>>13221830
Shit, meant to sage that to avoid having twenty drones insulting my superior tastes when I'll wake up tomorrow.

>>13221654
If you are the faggot talking shit about psychology, you must know you have real sexual issues and should seek professional help immediately.

>>13221890
I was under the impression that we revel in our mental illness here on /jp/umblr.

>>13221830

You have some real serious issues, dude.

Reeeeeaaaaaal serious issues.

>>13221830
Everyone enjoys different things anon, and you can't look down at other people for their tastes as long as they don't affect anyone.
Some people like to watch cat videos on their free time, or watching silly videos on facebook and they are still smart and productive.

>>13221775
That has good gameplay though

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>>13221929
Nice samefagging, newfriend.

>>13222054
Cat videos are stupid. Cats are shit.

>>13222804
Well if you feel that way about cats he must be right.

Blanc is so cute. SO CUTE.

>>13222804
>Nice samefagging, newfriend.

That's not me you fucking troglodyte.

>>13223233

This is some super shit taste right here.

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>>13224838

Look Rex, a whinny faggot!

>>13224843
Rude...

>>13224843
Please post Hitora in 2D only here.

>>13224849
>>13224862

...................

MORE BLANC!

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>>13224862

>>13227824
I used to don't like Blanc, then I played RB 1 LV.900 Colosseum bosses...

>>13227824
I used to dislike Blanc and her sisters, then I played RB 1 LV.900 Colosseum boss fights...(The ones you need to obtain Plutia and Peashy final weapons)

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>>13227908
This is pretty kuso.

Next time post her sisters, they are the only redeeming factor on all of Lowee.

>>13229044
I'm sorry but Rom is pure shit, she's like the Ami of Ami & Mami, she's just there to make the other superior sister a twin.

>>13229044
I liked killing them in the ruler ending.

>>13228019
>Western VN

>>13229575
They're better than Blanc at least.

I steal Blanc's hat and cum in it.

>>13228019
did they change the artist again? it's never going to be finished at this rate

>>>/v/288336276

>>13231671
>/v/

Where all the nep nep lewds at.

>>13237378
pixiv, gelbooru, exhentai to name a few places.

>>13231139
I have no idea to be honest, I just check back every few months to see if it's done yet.

>>13229575
Wrong

Rom is the best one in the game

By far.

I can tell Rom and Ram apart from their appearance and voices but I can't tell which is which when someone just writes their name.

>>13238808
Who the fug cares, dude.

Just fug them both, at once.

That's all that matters, yo.

>>13238839
That's not family-friendly.

I want to NEP

Anyone got any good transparent background images of Nepnep, Noire, or Blanc? I want to make it my wall.