/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for watching the world fuck.

>>13199903
I like how the power of darkness in touhou is essentially useless.

dont open it

>>13200064
Third for wiping out the mafia

>>13200074
wow even drew the barbs on it

>>13200074

>>13200072
I thought the powers in touhou were so nebulously defined that you could always bullshit some ultimate trump card in for anyone.

>>13200087
usually
but rumia's power of darkness really is just that
the power to make an area the size of a small room dark.

>>13200074

>>13200074
Lovely colorjob.

>>13200100
>>13200086
>>13200084

To be fair, he did say to not open it.

>>13200074
Jesus christ why

>>13200102
thank you i unfortunately consider it one of my betters

>>13200111
>>13200100
>>13200086
You could report it, instead of bitching and wasting images.

So how about those monster girls?

I hope you're prepared for yandere love.

>>13200115
Well...good for you for practicing? Use your building skills on less divisive things in the future?

>>13200122
Impregnated, asleep, and cuddly

>>13200074
What was it?

I want a lamia to hold me close and tell me everything is gonna be ok

>>13200125
Would you consider Will-O-Wisp to be popular, or unpopular?

>>13200120
Yep. Report and ignore. I saw it because my spoiler settings, but it isn't hard to ignore it even then.

>>13200125
You better fucking believe it.

>>13200125
I hate yanderes.

Kuudere or nothing.

>>13200074
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1426727533295.webm

>>13200126
i did it as a favour to a friend

>>13200133
check the archive

>>13200136
My bet is they'll be forgotten fairly quick.

>>13200133
http://imgur.com/FKFP1gX

>>13200138
>I hate yanderes

Into the mantis pit with you! That'll show you.

>>13200122
>You will never comfort your daughteru after she was teased by the other kids. While your waifu puts the fear of god into both them and their parents

>>13200147
>Blueish dick
I'm starting to wonder if any of these drawfags has seen any kind of dicks in their life.

>>13200143
So unpopular, then?
She certainly looks the part.
Would still headpat and reduce to a trembling wreck

>>13200149
Oh no not the Mantis' that's so horrifying!

I would give so much away to be in a pit of cuddlebug kuudere Mantis'

>>13200153
it's a cat penis you dingus

>>13200125
We'll see.

>>13200138
GAYYYYYYYYY!

>>13200125
Apparently these things have a pocket dimension in their flames.

Do you guys think they can house have a comfortable abode in there?

>>13200152
That's an easy way to get shot.

>>13200164
Cat penises are blue?

>>13200177
Not if you shoot them first

>>13200159
Damn right it's horrifying.
Surrounded by completely silent Mantises blankly staring at you, not a single sound or movement beside one occasionally curiously tapping you with an antenna.
They wait patiently until nerve and fatigue overtake you and you pass out and then they pounce. Few men could endure waking up to find every part of them latched onto by a mantis, still staring.

>>13200122
I want to pat her head, rub those paws in my hands, and tell her she's a pretty girl just the way she is.

>>13200159
>They remain expressionless except for a pink blush as they all nuzzle and cuddle against you

My heart

>>13200179
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines

>>13200177
>Not having a waifu that can shrug off pistol and small caliber rifle rounds.

Imagine a litter of puppy or kitten daughterus, all in a basket, all just playing with each other

>>13200184
How horrifyingly adorable

I would just play with their antenna and cuddle the lot of them

>>13200184

>not a single sound or movement beside one occasionally curiously tapping you with an antenna.

This is heartwarming

>Few men could endure waking up to find every part of them latched onto by a mantis, still staring.

This is creepy as fuck.

>>13200191
I'm down, medic!

>>13200191
I want to see them get splashed with rainwater.

>>13200125
>>13200176
>If you have any human girls in your life, she'll "Burn them", which'll turn them into Ignises after she's trapped you in her flame, which is like a pocket dimension inside her

>>13200076
>"Hi, It's 'Pat' from the club, we want you to DJ tonight. You're free to play any kind of music you want, beer is on the house! We're on 212 NE 24th street. Dress to kill! See ya..."

>>13200184
>Not taking the initiative
>Not grabbing the nearest mantis and tongue wrestling with her
>Not cupping her breast and holing her close to you while firmly grabbing her rump
>Not toying with her sex and making her coo and ah
>Not getting her sisters hot and bothered, having them surround you and gently cut your clothes off
>Not having one jerk you off while you attack her sister, and have her guide your stiff member inside her
>Not having those near you caress, grope and lick you while you bust your first load
>Not irrumating the one who facilitated your entry into her companion while the rest hold the first one down and suck out your seed from her cunt
>Not having them whine and moan how each one wants to be next

Do you even sex pit nigga?

>>13200182
That was kind of my point.

>>13200190
>Not using mamono mana ammo

>>13200205
It's a punishment pit, you horny bastard.

>>13200202
That's awesome.

>>13200190
B is for bulletproof!

>>13200203
The amount of backstory that gets revealed in the second game is fucking mindblowing

>>13200202
>Will-o-wisp waifu and Ignis concubines

Yes.

>but anon, she's yandere

My dick doesn't care.

>>13200198

HEY I'M A MEDIC I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT

>>13200209
I'm laughing.

You do realize the guy you sent there likes kuu girls?

Is anyone here old enough to write cheesy, 80's style smut? I'm talking pool boys and pizza guys. With MGs of course.

>>13200220
You don't need to type in all caps every thread.

>>13200215
Begone.

>>13200229
>Did somebody call a plumber?
>Oh yes... my plumbing just won't stop leaking!
>When did this problem start?
>Right after I saw your add in the paper~
>Looks like I'll need another tool belt.

Cue early synth remix.

>>13200202
>Yandere
>Sharing her lover
Wat

>>13200239
That's the stuff!

Dark priest telling head Abbot how naughty she's been and needs to be punished? After telling him her transgressions in lurid detail?

>>13200229
I wouldn't mind seeing monstergirls in attire from the 80's personally.

Or in the style of 80's album covers, so long as they aren't butterfaced looking.

Dragon Girls are cute! CUTE!

>>13200247
Naaah, let's leave the 80's horrible fashion sense there.

>>13200248
Manaketes are the same as dragons?

>>13200248
Dragonlayer, please contain yourself.

>>13200251
But anon, how else will you see a Jinko in those tight, stomach high pants?

Tengu love is still wonderful love!

I still want to see a Thunderbird fussing over her chicks as well.

>>13200248
>She lived so long that she saw countless of friends dying
>Your death will be her breaking point and she will kill herself

>>13200247
>>13200229
Somebody say 80's MGs?

>>13200259
Yoga pants are better. So are hotpants.

>>13200259
You won't because Tiger is not a valid option.

>>13200239
>Mam, does your house always play porn music when you make a lewd remark?

>>13200262
Gross.

>western

>>13200245
Don't forget the ever present super deep-dish pizza with extra sausage to be delivered by a man with a mustache and slight fro.
>>13200267
>Insulting album art
Boo unto you sir! Boo I say!

>>13200262
all the nope

>>13200262
I said 80's style porn, not this ugly ass shit.

>>13200262
Not like that.

>>13200262
eww

>>13200267
>>13200270
Eh, it's alright for what it is, and when it was made. Anime style didn't look all that good back then either.

>>13200240
It's the MGE.

>>13200269
Go to bed dad, no one cares about your Heavy Metal artbooks or whatever the fuck that is.

Hair and Glam Metal SUCK!

>>13200138
>Kuuderes
Mah nigga.

>>13200278
still a load of crap

>>13200205
Anon, stop!
T-This is too much YES for muh dick to take!

>So tell me, what makes you worth hiring on to my crew?

MGQ Paradox 1.02:

https://mega.co.nz/#!LkEynCIS!-6YppBm9h4Ivi_iztK-x2dDA3Hgoxalpa63WwP2fkMM

Translation patch:

https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/mgq-paradox-initial-translation/

>>13200219
This is what I'm picturing.

Do we have a blue-flame ignis yet? If not, 2p Anon should get to work on that.

>>13200295
Abnormal Key Joshi manages it.

>>13200307
None of them like it though, they all hate each other, MC just doesn't give a shit because he's a sociopath

>>13200304
MGQ's elementals are infinitely better than KC's.

>>13200240
this offends me more than the furry thing

>>13200307
Man, I really wish that guy stuck with Hyakko for a bit longer instead. Can't get into that at all.

>>13200302
I have a benis

Muscle or Chub anons, which one do you want on your waifu?

>>13200304
>>13200312
>You will never chi-pa-pa!

>>13200262

Jesus Christ these eyes are goddamn scary holy fuck

>>13200304
Is there genderbending in this game or should I just go fuck off and replay this scenario again?

>>13200324
Toned, like she was in track

>>13200324
Can't I have a level of tone that's appealing to the eye, while also being soft to cuddle?

>>13200312
Sylph is MGQ's only good elemental

>>13200330
You are mah nigga.

>>13200324
I'm fine with both.

>>13200324
I'll take the middle ground, please.

If I have to pick, I guess some muscle, but come on.

>>13200333
But muh mud pussy!

>>13200333
I have to disagree.

>>13200149

What about the Sea slime tank?

>>13200329
theres that BTE comic where luka gets turned into a girl by part 3 dopple and then she fucks girl luka,

>>13200333
I like gnome as well, I don't think salamander or undine got enough screen time

>>13200345
This.
Salamander was a total bro, she just didn't get enough attention because she was the last elemental you encountered.
Besides, you know she's a badass, she trained Granberria

>>13200149
>>13200340
I miss the khepri pit

>>13200351
then back you go fool!
you could have kept your mouth shut but now you must go back!

>>13200340
Speaking of, some writefaggot posted a sea slime story last thread which I meant to come back and read, and now I've lost the reference to it. Help an anon out?

>>13200351
All you have to do is say how shit the Anubis boss's marks look like.

Then your loving kehpri wives will be there for you.

>>13200354
http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

Looks unfinished. Better read what's there before it has an unfortunate... accident.

>>13200333
Sylph is best.

>>13200345
When Gnome finally speaks and tells Luka how much fun she's had through their journey together. ;_;

But can you're MG waifu prevent the Sun from expanding and engulfing the Earth?

>>13200366
my waifu IS the sun

Would you let all four elementals from MGQ stay in your mind like they do with Luka?

>>13200359
>Waifu comes home from work
>Crying and whining a bit, about how some shitty worker insulted her belly marks, so she threw him in the khepri pit
>Spoon her while tickling her belly, complimenting how cute they look while she giggles
Everybody wins.

>>13200366
>Lich
Possibly.

>>13200340
>What about the Sea slime tank?
After several spectacular failures to make it work it has been repurposed for aquatic therapy. Moderate success has been achieved in treating acute cases of beign a bachelor.

>>13200370
Yes, having someone to talk to would be nice
Plus you know, having superpowers and stuff

>>13200324

>>13200362
> long suffering jellyfish
> blonde mermaids
> ara-ara kraken
> everyone unashamedly out for semen 'n' breeding rather than kawaii~desu relationship nonsense
I like this one, Alp, please do not become kill with it
Sea slimes have it bad enough already without getting their first ever fic canned

>>13200299
You know that's the one word you should never say where MGs are involved?

>Not having the mantis with a mouthful of spunk present her hindquarters while separating her lower lips
>Not grabbing her hips and thrusting into her without a care, hilting her each time at an even pace
>Not jumping in surprise as one of her sister lays under her and licks the underside of your shaft, while another sits on her back and has you suckle her breasts
>Not finding your hands wrenched away from the girls hips and engulfed in the hot, sopping insides of two more mantises
>Not having the girl you're fucking buck against you desperately as you're assaulted by the others
>Not having her buck so hard as she cums that you fall on your back, only to find your penis quickly taken in by the girl whose breasts you were working
>Not having your face mounted without a word, just the eyes of the one you're eating out boring into your soul with her need
>Not feeling wet warmth, rubbing against every available part of you
>Not cumming for the second time as your lovers all join in your orgasm and their juices pour so that even Deruella couldn't drink it

And you're not even a quarter done. This Hell, you want?

>>13200368
praise it

>>13200310
But it does happen is my point.

You should get something for your trouble with MGs.

>>13200388
Why does she have the arms of a 10 year old?

>>13200387
I'm not sure this boner will ever go away.

This is just...magnificence.

>>13200393
Why don't you have the arms of a ten year old

>>13200393
say that to her face see what happens

>>13200240
Those former women are her toys just as much as they are your toys now.

>>13200375

>Get dumped into the tank for the therapy
>You look around and find that there are sea slimes in all directions slowly drifting your directions.
>It doesn't matter where you swim to since there's always a sea slime in that direction
>Soon you're grabbed and hugged by sea slimes all over
>They all drift in one direction with you in tow to a place where you can breathe while they keep hugging you.

>>13200396
Because I'm drawn correctly according to my body size
>>13200398
I would, but I already shot her and dispelled the illusion, so not much to talk to now save for an empty room.

What would the Chosen Undead at the end be as an MG? Would she be amongst the most powerful of Wights and Liches from her many many souls or something?

>mfw you'll never comfort the chosen undead in her torment when she remembers all her friends in life gave in to hollowing

>>13200417
But Solaire can be saved.

>>13200376
The superpowers are a nice touch I guess.

>>13200302
I can kill a man at 50 paces, and I'm quick with dagger and sword. I let nothing stop me where there's treasure to be had and I don't have worms, fleas, not scurvy. I'm a very good cook, can navigate by the stars and have more than a sixth grade education.

Now, why should I join your crew?

>>13200417
Chosen would be a guy anon.

Hollowing isn't the normal zombification process, it's more like your soul slowly being drained away unless you gain tons of souls.

Maybe if you fully hollow out you'd turn into a Zombie, but you wouldn't start as one.

>>13200064
why so best? computation impossible

>>13200444
I thought Hollowing was the endless cycle of death->life->death getting to you and making you give up hope, so you just stopped trying and let your Humanity fade. Tenacity.
But yeah, he could range from insane Illias-bound paladin to complete Lich if his Humanity goes wild.

>>13200302
What crew? Who are you? Where am I?

>>13200064
Unbrown the brown girls

>>13200451
Nah, hollowing is what happens when you lose your drive, or your purpose in life.
It's why Solaire can be found insane after he finds his "sun", or why Siegmier goes insane after deciding that the journey was too dangerous for him to continue on.

>>13200451
Nah it's more like losing your will to live, which is why most undead go on big suicidal quests, and it's why most of the characters die/go hollow if you help them.

special little snowflake

HA HA HA FRESH MEAT.

BLOODY CREEPS.

CHIN CHOPPA CHIN CHOPPA

>>13200125
I shall convince her to leave that...thing she's in and cuddle in bed.

>>13200468
No way am I letting any girl touch me if she practically drooling over my "meat"

I ain't taking the risk of getting my flesh ripped out and eaten.

>>13200453
I actually like this version better

>>13200474
Don't worry, Anon. Everything will be daijobu

>>13200449
The hair, the horns, the eyes, the kissable lips, the fluffy

It's everything, Anon

>Be a guy who made a covenant with a Undine
>Absently-minded state that you're thirsty
>The undine moves in front of you and kisses you
>From her you can feel cool water pouring down your throat.

Oh no! Macho Man and the Ultimate Warrior have cornered your favourite monster girl and are gonna split roast her with rotisserie action!

Are you a bad enough dude to save your favourite monster girl from these ultimate maniacs?

>>13200474

Don't worry. All you have to do to avoid her is stand behind a grate.

>>13200481
fluffy is love
fluffy is life

>>13200483
Shoot them. Done.

>>13200483
But anon

What if I am macho man randy savage?

>>13200483
where's my 12ga

>>13200459
Won't your lips get stuck to her if you kiss her and won't you get frost bite from holding hands?

>>13200486

>Stand behind the grate with the butcher right behind you
>Pelt her with arrows from a bow
>"But I was just want to taste husband's meat!"

>>13200479
Everything will not be daijobu, I like not having my organs ripped out of my body and eaten.

>>13200468
What the hell is she from anyways?

>>13200459I want to pour water on a glacies thighs and let it freeze on her until she has thick childbearing hips.

Guy who's been doing those "Pick/Roll 3" girls things for that last few days.

Want me to post tomorrow (Thursday) or maybe Friday?

I don't want to post them too frequently if it starts grating on folks nerves. I want to keep it one a thread.

>>13200496
Go to bed kiddo, you got school in the morning

>>13200125
>Tomoko as a Will-o-wisp

It fits

>>13200474
>>13200494
Don't worry, she's not a rusalka. A rusalka is fine too

>>13200496
I hate the fucking fact you exist.

>>13200503
A rusalka is not fine at fucking all.

>>13200504
>>13200500
Pardon me for never taking the time to play shit video games.
Yes Diablo a shit, cry more.

>>13200483
Little do they know she's learned Mick Foley's mandible claw and the Stone Cold stunner, they don't stand a chance

>>13200512
"Getting this upset"

Come back when you learn to control your emotions

>>13200483
>split roast
It's spit roast. God dammit, Anon.

>>13200512
Casual please leave.

>>>/r/gaming

>>13200517
It's split roast. It's not sexual at all, they're going to tear her in half, then roast and eat her.

>>13200516
>>13200519
Nice memes, got anymore?

>>13200512
>Never played
>A shit
k

>>13200517
What if they are gonna eat her and you just have lewd thoughts?

What do you suppose it tastes like?

I thought I'd actually managed to leave, then you motherfuckers suckered me back in with a picture of a brown Ushi-Oni. Can't you just let me leave this place? What is wrong with you people?

>>13200520
Oh. Well that's totally different than what I was thinking.

>>13200468
Where is her hook for pulling husband next to her?

>>13200521
Still angry are we? Just walk away from the computer Anon just close your eyes

>>13200521
Shit b8/10

Will not feed anymore.

>>13200533
>>13200532

>>13200521

>>13200525
It looks like that's what happened.
I guess I'm a pervert.

>>13200483
>tfw they're both dead

>>13200526

I'm going to go with:
"amazing", like what is on the photo

>>13200538
Anon works fast.

>>13200538
I thought the ultimate warrior was a gay-slamming politician now, when did he die?

>>13200511
It is to me.

>>13200248
Tiki is love.

>>13200453
GODDAMN ALBINOS.

>>13200543
He died last year right after Wrestlemania.

>>13200543
Body slam or choke slamming?

>>13200483
>>13200538
I was pretty sad when I found out Randy Savage had died. ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUxY2Tz6spE

>>13200529
.... oh?

>>13200538
They made it to MGE Anon. You should be happy for them, they are in a better place

>>13200556
He died to protect us from the apocalypse anon, right now he is holding the universe's first inter-dimensional wrestlemania against the four horsemen.
Hulk and Warrior only died so they could join him in holding the end of the world at bay, one spine shattering suplex at a time.

>>13200557
>Filename
That was the only good song on that album.

>>13200566
>Hulk
>died

You made me look you asshole.

>>13200482
>Grab undine
>Grab a space shuttle (rip space shuttles)
>Grab some vegetables, plants and animals and shit
>Go off into space
>Undine provides unlimited water supply
>Solar panels provide electricity
>Electricity + Water = Oxygen
>Land on mars with virtually infinite water, electricity and oxygen
>Breed the plants and animals you brought with you for food
>Create a self sufficient ecosystem
>Mate with undine and colonize the red planet
>Laugh at NASA

>>13200570
Hue

>>13200567
I dunno. I liked 3's & 7's and Battery Acid, but it was a bit of a miss as far as albums go.


I felt it was a fitting filename.

>>13200571
Ok but where's the atmosphere

>>13200571
Hope you like the whole planet seeing your junk.

>>13200516
To be fair there seem to be a lot of people in these threads that can't stop throwing tantrums.

>>13200574
Eh, good point. It's been a while since I listened to it.

>>13200567
>>13200574
I still think Songs for the Deaf was their best.

>>13200571
Not laughing at the mexican aerospace and space administration (MASA)

I'm disappointed in you Anon

>>13200584
>I still think Songs for the Deaf was their best.
I don't think that's even a debate. It's clearly their best work, with the possible exception of Lullabies to Paralyze.

Wait a minute here!

Aren't we getting off topic?

This is a monster girl thread isn't?

>>13200593
You're right, strange man.

>>13200593
You'd still love your childhood friend if she had to use prosthetics, wouldn't you?

>>13200597
AAHHHHHH

Fuck it.


I'm bored. Give me an idea for a story and I'll write it up real quick.

>>13200600
You'll hurt her feelings anon.

>>13200602
artic foxes doing that dive thing into the snow

>>13200602
Young Wurm and Ushi Oni digging to the center of the earth.

>>13200603
Too late already hiding in a monster proof bunker.

>>13200602
Depression anon finds his kesaran waifu and stops being a sad piece of shit.

>>13200602
A sailor that just wants to adventure and roam the seven seas, but keeps getting harassed by lonely monsters.

>>13200602
A dragon girl giving up the world of fighting to stay with her crippled husbando.

>>13200602
A spaceman getting accosted by a wurm due to a letter he let drift out of his spaceship and down to earth

>>13200602
Hotline Miami with monster girls.

>>13200602
Goddess of Love Apophis has to save the Kingdom from the Evil Pharaoh stealing everyone's husbandos.

>>13200605
This is cute. I'll do this real quick and throw it up.

>>13200604
What would they be hunting for? Kitsune/Kumiho probably don't eat mice.

>>13200609
Too close to reality for me. Maybe later.

>>13200610
Sounds funny. I'll do it pretty quick here.

>>13200611
Hm. Maybe, but I'm a bit burnt out on dragons.

>>13200619
Brutal. Which girls?

>>13200602
Hellhound that does science things

>>13200602
>>13200611
What about a dragon girl forgetting humans are fragile and accidentally leaving his husband on a wheelchair forever.

No magic bullshit involved. :^)

>>13200624
husbands anon. husbands
think white tailed kitsune ass up wiggleing in the air
could you resist?

>>13200628
>his husband

>>13200624
>I'll do this
Yes.

>>13200624
Hotline Miami with Cheshire, Oni, Dhampir, and Kunoichi

>>13200624
Russian Grizzly's getting molested by Jacket.

Or you could go full edge with Jacket killing monster girls under orders by paladins.

>>13200624
Cockatrice, Centaur, and a Hellhound (trying to match some of the in-game masks)

So /mgt/, if someone were to try and write a gritty noir type story, what would be a good MG to use alongside the MC?

>>13200628
Harsh.

Is this some thing I've missed recently?

>>13200661
fairy

>>13200661
Probably something cheesy, like a mouse.

>>13200661
Songbird Harpy.

>>13200663
this

>>13200661
>>13200663
How about a Femme fatale fairy onee-san who helps her gritty, bitter detective otouto solve crimes?

>>13200678
>/
yes, most definietly yes

>>13200678
Neat
What the fuck tho

>>13200681
>>13200678
minus the sibling thing

>>13200602
A cowboy that hunts down wanted monster girls for their bountys, girls like Lucy "the salad tosser" Bones and Sarah "deep throat" Katt

>>13200661
A cyclops or a gazer she's a private eye investigator

>>13200687
I see what you did there

>>13200686
Yeah I guess that's a little overdone.
What should their relationship be then though?

>>13200661
Doppelganger
>MC goes on and on describing the dame, includes the phrases "firey red hair" and "legs that just won't quit" for good measure
>These are the lengths she goes to be the ideal noir woman for him

>>13200687
I like this idea a lot.

>>13200661
Werebat or maybe a Vampire.

>>13200690
hmm, The fairy should be the veteran, the dude a noobie

>>13200690
Just a seductive, mature woman who has seen too much

>>13200678
Fairy needs to be happy go lucky to contrast with the grim veteran private eye.

>>13200700
no, i want an out of charatur fairy.

>>13200696
I like the idea of a fairy just whipping out a revolver 3 times as big as she is in a gun fight.

>>13200700
Nah, you gotta make her even darker than him. She just hides it behind her harmless fairy facade.

>>13200705
YES YES YES, this guy gits it

Good cop, bad cop
with a fairy as the bad cop
my sides

>>13200688
A private eye who eyes privates?

>>13200705
And she curses like a sailor

>>13200709
you guys get it know? A fairy like that is gold

>>13200605
It's quick and rough, but here you go: http://pastebin.com/wfhSMptw

>gritty noir type story

End up with dirty harry as a fairy for some reason
Dirty Fairy

>>13200714
That pretty cute.

>>13200719
Chi-pa-pa you son of a bitch

>>13200714
A few errors, but otherwise very nice.
B+

>>13200729
kek

>>13200729
oh god my sides

>>13200745
this needs to happen

>>13200304
>file is corrupted

Worse than swan porn.

>>13200729
>>13200719
>>13200712
>>13200705
>>13200696
>>13200686
>>13200678
>>13200661
>>13200663
All of this needs to happen

>>13200364

I like Gnome because she really, really pisses Black Alice off. She fucking rages about Gnome's abilities when you use her.

>>13200772
Then make it happen.

>>13200778
no, im a shit writer and I'll ruin the entire thing,

http://exhentai.org/g/797084/781b2aaa38/
Silent hill porn

I don't even

>>13200772
>>13200778
>>13200781
I can probably write it after I finish the two greentexts I'm working on.
I might aswell considering I'm the one who suggested the idea in the first place.

>>13200781
I'm a shit writer but people still read my stuff.

>>13200785
i can only write when im sleep deprived >>13200784
pls do

>>13200782
I liked it.

>>13200604
Another quick and rough bit of prose for you, on the beloved arctic kitsune.
http://pastebin.com/14AKhApK

>>13200791
thank you

>>13200610
Like, modern day or Age of Sail?

>>13200640
>>13200646
>>13200648
Do you like raping other people?

>>13200807
Age of Sail, preferably.

>>13200812
Gonna need to be a pretty small boat or he's gonna need to be really good then.

Give me a bit, here.

>>13200811
I just want to go home.

>>13200811
I just want to visit my old army buddy at the convenience store again, maybe meet someone I can spend some time with along the way.

>I did what you asked My Lord, the androgynous filth has been slain.
>Might I request a reward?

>>13200836
"Where the fuck am I?"

>>13200836
Request away?

>>13200840
"Do you not remember My Lord? You brought our forces here to destroy the Elven blight that has plagued these lands for generations!"
>>13200841
"I would request to be moved into your honor guard My Lord, and if at all possible, to... hold hands with you on the march home...

>>13200848
This would probably be the part where I say "You take the throne, I'm out" and go the fuck home.

If I ever wake up to be the leader of an army of demons I will freak right the fuck out.

>>13200848
Well, the first thing seems only an acceptable promotion. The second? That's sick, twisted, perverse...okay.

>>13200836
This thread is as dead as that Elf.

>>13200777
DarkSydeAlice

>>13200812
Here you go. http://pastebin.com/vgw80VMR

It's short and again, rough.


>>13200868
I think I may have accidentally killed a promising thread. My apologies.

>>13200868
Give it time.

>>13200870
Please no.

>>13200868
Its the lesser of the two downtimes right now. It'll pick up for a few hours soon, then die off until late morning US time.

Fluffy Tails

>>13200868

I'm sure the Eurofriends will be on soon.

>>13200893
>Okayado Fox
THE TIME HAS COME.

>>13200893
Oh for fucks sake another one.

>>13200893
Bop the cute fox nose!

Would you a Sandworm?


Well, would you?

>>13200893
yes im all for fluffy but das polt cosplaying

>>13200898
Leave it be, anon. Leave it be.
It looks like it's from 12 beast and nobody cares about that series. ;_;

So who visits anonkun or the musume thread in /a/?

>>13200903
So hard her giant worm body would have an ahegao face

>>13200905
It's really not far off is it.
Still happy for it though.

>>13200903
Never ever.

>>13200898

>>13200908
>musume thread in /a/
Those are as cancerous as we are and have less content. I only go there to look for new chapters.

>>13200913
Brother.


>>13200915
You are entitled to your taste.

Did anything come out of Cammy the Chameleon girl?

>>13200913
I would pay to see that

>>13200923
No, it died like a dozen other fads.

>>13200920
>>13200908
I'm in there right now, it's nice being in a thread that doesn't devolve into never ending shitflinging

Though i expect it to go that way when the anime airs

>>13200923
Only
>Flat Cammy never

>>13200903

Does she let you out of her mouth if you need to use the bathroom? I'm curious also in the case of Alraunes as well.

>>13200923
Nibble red ear tip

>>13200930
They drink/eat your waste. Alraunes especially use it for fertilizer.

>>13200930
I think Alraunes just use it as fertilizer, but I bet that the Sandworm has a way of disposing of it, given their tonnage. She might let you out of her shell, etc. Nothing is made clear.

So, our new Janitor has a strong desire to delete any off-topic posts that mock Jews, but simultaneously keep off-topic posts that defend them.

My question is our we at least still allowed to make Tanuki jokes or are those off-limits as well? I'd hate if our new Janitor was so "No-Fun-Allowed" that we couldn't have those anymore, they're one of the reasons I like Tanukis.

>>13200937
As long as you don't make the jew allegory clear, probably.


Does anyone waifu a Tanuki?

>>13200937
Oy gevalt, it's anudda cuntblocking!

>>13200938
I know at least 1 guy did, he has posted about it before

>>13200940
I would love this picture if it didn't look like she was taking a shit.

Big
Fat
Cat
Tats

>>13200946
The legs are too close, she's piss on her ankles if she was taking a shit.

>>13200942
Well, people waifu Ushi-Oni even so I'm not surprised. The question is if anyone has waifued a Girtabilu or Matango.

>>13200947

>>13200938
If she was fun sure.

>>13200938
I'd waifu one if not for my neck biting fetish.

>>13200927
Yeah that'll explode for sure.
I'm still surprised that mod hasn't started shit again.

>>13200951
I know, but it's stuck in my head. I can't enjoy the health now. Too much scat trauma.

I'm starting to see what people mean with the whole "Tumblr Nose" thing.

>>13200962
Disgusting

>>13200960
He got removed or fired or whatever they do
I think
I heard anyways

>>13200935

I would imagine it'd be in a Alraune's best interest not to say something along the lines of "Ah husband! Your poop will make for some great fertilizer!"

>>13200962
Right? It doesn't look natural, it looks out of place and ugly. It doesn't fit the art style.

>>13200966
I was pretty sure when the initial shit storm over the anime's announcement came up he was making a big deal about parading himself as the person that would keep this community from coming back.

>>13200966
>They say that to this very day, his soul still carries on...
>Shitposting in threads he doesn't like...
>Urameshiyaaaaa

>>13200966
>>13200971
Did you guys read those leaked IRC logs?

>>13200976
Didn't know they existed, what did they say?

>>13200938
Now I want to see a story with the Tanuki as the good girl, trying to save Anon from a life of depravity and sin.

>>13200968
It DOES look natural, that's the problem, because of, as you say, the art style.

The art style is clearly not very natural or realistic, so forcing in a more "Realistic" detail like these noses looks out of place.

It's like that thing where feminists take animated girls who are unnaturally thin, because that's the art style, and photoshop them to have more "Realistic portions".

>>13200977
There are a bunch of them like a fuckload, i'll try and find them all but i remember there where some parts of them talking around the time of the purging that shed a lot of light on the whole thing

>>13200966
I haven't heard anything about him since this thread showed up in /jp/

Posting standards comes up somewhat regularly though.

Figured I do this before hitting in.

Well anons, it was just another Wednesday until until a group of three monstergirls broke into your house and spirited you away.

It seems that these three girls are part of a new super criminal group that plans to take over the city and you are the key....somehow....

Easy Modo: Pick three girls (You can double or triple up if you choose.)

Normal Mode: Roll three and reroll any Parasite Slimes, Ropers, Cait Siths, or Mantanagos

Hard Mode: Above but include all girls.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random



Girl one is a hardened mercenary who, after receiving some cybernetic enhancements, had decided to rage against a world who gave her a life she didn't ask for.

A master of fire arms, martial arts, and melee weapons, she is a one woman army who can, and has, take over a country by herself, although she's not one to rule.

Although she brushes off your compliments (Stating that a woman with as many scars as her couldn't be beautiful) her body is quite nice, her abs displaying a six pack, her butt remaining perky, and her breasts modest.

Although she does come with some scars, and a missing eye, and limbs.

Besides a few subcutaneous enhancements, her arms (and legs if she has them) have been replaced by cybernetic replacements which she, to her embarrassment, needs your help put them on after her normal auto-harness broke.

Although she sees you as weak and is a bid cold, nothing warms her heart like a puppy or kitten. Her cold shell breaking momentarily as she gushes over the cute animal, although she will vehemently deny these outbursts.

Special Slime Notes: Slimes for this have reconstructed cores which are extremely sensitive to touch (even for normal slimes) and comprised of nano machines

MG 2 is a certified genius and the head of her own weapons/technology/Bakery company she built from the ground up.

(other girls in next post.)

>>13200983
Please do find it for me.
I spent an hour looking and found nothing about it.

>>13200982
Yeah, that's what I wanted to say. Didn't word it right.
>>13200983
>>13200984
Eh, we aren't going back there anyways so there's really no need to waste brain cells on it at this point.

>>13200919

I wanna fuck it.

The Tanuki country has gone to war with its neighbors. You're the president of a country allied with Tanukistan, but your country is uninvolved in the conflict.
That is, until one of your ships is attacked by the Tanukis, who intended to sink it and blame their neighbors so as to draw your country into the conflict.
Your Dragon advisor recommends an immediate nuclear response. What do you do?

>>13200986
Cheshire, Apophis, and Ushi-Oni.

This should be interesting.

>>13200986

>Chimaera
>Cyclops
>Dark Valkyrie

This is should be interesting.

>>13200986
>Adam Jensen Kunoichi
>Holst
>Mantis

>>13200993
Probably hear them out first.
If the offer the come up with isn't to my liking...
>Well, okay then
>I key the go ahead

>>13200854
>freak out
>not assume command and lead your armies to victory while getting first pick of all the spoils
You aren't living correctly if you aren't prepared to assume command of a demonic army at a moments notice.

>>13200986
>first girl is and amazonian

Damn spot on so far

>>13200999
I immediately cuddlefuck my advisor.
Then I hard fuck her.
I finish off with anal

>>13200986
Dark valkyrie, Doppelganger, and a werecat.
Sounds good so far just off the first profile.

>>13200999
Nuclear response?

Calm down, girl. Sure, our alliance is fucking broken, but we aren't jumping to nuclear war.

>>13200999
Demand to gangbang the Tanuki president on live broadcast or they get the nukes.

>>13201008
Anon I'm not the leader type.

>>13200986
>Easy Mode
>Inverse Prior Order
>Dragon
>Nightmare
>Anubis

Bring it on.

>>13201011
>Fucking the Dragon Adviser
>She probably dresses in a sexy secretary uniform

Mah nigga.

>>13200999

Go all Ghandi on the Tanukis if you catch my drift.

does this mean we lost Janet? or some mean control freak on /a/?

And why would someone on 4chan ban anti jew stuff? that's just silly

>>13201019
Office Dragon where?

>>13200955
The fattest of tats on the cutest of cats.

>>13201020
So massive nuclear strike?
Best AI bug ever

>>13200986
>Hobgoblin
>Will-o-the-Wisp
>Will-o-the-Wisp
I am terrified and I haven't even seen the other two's personalities.

>>13201025
That's clearly a succubi, but yes, an Office Dragon would be marvelous.

>>13201025
"Girl, them legs give a new meaning to Open Office."

>>13200986
Part 2

Arrogant and "slightly" narcissistic, she will often go on about how great she and her master plan are, displaying the vast arrays of wealth and self built inventions she will use to do so.

She'll ensure that you, her "secret weapon", are kept comfortable in her most lavish room and tended to by her super robot which could "Replace even a Kikimorra"

When she isn't trying to show off for you or running her company, she can be found in her lab, creating new weapons, armor, and robots to help her take over the world.

She may even give you a toy or two should you beg her "highness" to give you one. She may even through in a "small" stipend of One thousand dollars for you to use.

For all the boasting she does, she's actually very lonely and self conscious and does not take failure well, withdrawing to her room to mope and eat ice cream till she's sick when such a thing happens.

Should the unthinkable happen and you are ever hurt, she'll break down in tears and, after making sure you are safe, cuddle you for a whole day before building an army of new robots to help keep you safe.

A life of inventing and, and depression eating, has made her slightly chubby with most of it going to her hips and rear.

With a little work you can make her become more confident in herself, her boasting and arrogance going down to manageable levels in proportion to this, she may even dote on you out of the kindness of her heart.

She's also a bitchin cook, expect some of the best sweets, chili's, and stews on the face of the earth to come from her kitchen when she cooks.

>>13201023
>Janet

Fuck off.

>>13201040
butthurt faggot

>>13200986
Demon army, Mimiru and Scylla

No sir, I don't like it

>>13201025
>tfw Dark Elf Boss.

>>13201045
She gave me a raise

>>13201046
Those are some thin tails.

>>13201046
Wait a minute

THAT POOL

>>13201046
That hole was made for one thing. Dicks.

>That fucking pool again
I wonder if it's open to the public.

>>13201045

>>13201045
The only thing better is a dark elf arachne boss.

>>13201051
>>13201050
That pool?