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Have you worshiped your Goddess of Preference today?
First for Pharaoh a best.
>>13191772You forgot the links.
>>13191772>Boy's chestSo close...
>>13191777Big Goddamn whoop.Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
>>13191772first for fluffy
>>13191772Why does no one know how to OP anymore?
>>13191772More like goddess of flatness.
Paladins a shit.
>>13191775Good. Proceed to Phase 2.
>>13191795Still a little salty I see.
>You'll never migrate across the plains>You'll never have your possessions with you as you travel>You'll never have a companion you meet along the waySuch is life.
>>13191797What is phase 2? Is it me finally writing Chapter 2 for that Pharaoh story? What is it?
>>13191795Eat a dick traitor.
>>13191810>>13191798>>13191795How about we fucking not you spergs.
I can't sleep without declaring my love for tengus!She really needs some more art.
Snake Bellies
>>13191812>insultsYou really know how to butter someone up.
>>13191808>Is it me finally writing that Chapter 2?Uh, that too. But don't forget...You must use last image to call Apophis a shit. I have faith in you.
.velo era eciMRip Pantyquest.
>>13191816I want a daki of mai waifu too...
>>13191813She looks better without the pigtails.Then again, I never notice them anyway, so who cares?
>>13191820Are you ever going to write about doublemaus, Nyanon?
>>13191819If I get home tommorow and thread is still up, I'll try my hardest. Grape snake a meh, until she tries to take over my waifu's kindgdom. Then I get angry. Really angry. Really.
'Please remember to order milk from the church of Hathor when you get you Amaterasu scout girl cookies !"
>>13191812Get the stick out of your ass, we're just funning.
>>13191826Milk sucks, and I certainly wouldn't trust cookies made by monsters.
>>13191824Have some ideas for it, but haven't found the time to write it out. Will try harder to make time for it since there is still interest.
So Anons, your daughteru is teething and she's getting a little bitey, what do you do?
>>13191826Only if you charge less than five bucks a box. Or give us more cookies, or at the very least ones that aren't gritty and covered in white stuff.
>>13191833Chew toys and chew bones , what else?
>>13191833Gummy bears and wood.
>>13191833Put my dick in her mouth.
>>13191833Well, it may be too early to have her chewing on nuts like a normal mouse would. Probably cheese snacks.
>>13191831Wonderful!
>>13191833Give her a tiny piece of gum or one of those big plastic ring toys.
>>13191833I would use those little numbing q-tips made for teething.
http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvqHaving returned from the dead, I present the first part of the English translation of Mimiru's chapter of Fallen Brides for anyone who's interested.I plan to resume weekly updates after this.I actually have a draft of this translation mostly finished on paper, but typing it up, double checking, and editing it is proving more time-consuming than I had hoped.
>>13191847HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE!
>>13191833Bite back. Hard. She how she likes it.
>>13191833This can only end badly.
It has been a while since I last did some MGK.You are Jimmy, the kindergartener in a class full of MGs. It's Saturday:Do you play Mario Party over at Pharaoh's with Wurm and Sandworm?Do you ask your parents to go with Anubis to Lego Land?Do you watch "wrestling" movies with Ophy, Werewolf, and Kitsune?Do you trade shiny pokemon with Mino and Dullahan?Do you eat homemade ice cream with Wyvern and Ryu?Do you watch Howl's Moving Castle with Ushi Oni?Do you watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with Mantis?Do you enjoy a sleepover at Lich's home with Lich and her Elf-Wight Oneesan?Do you visit Holst's place and have her older sister spoil you to death?Do you learn how to make things with Dragon at her mother's bakery?Do you help get Yeti's tongue unstuck from Yuki?Do you shoo away the birds tearing apart Girtablilu's cardboard cutout?Do you help Khepri clean her sleepingbag?Do you visit Albino Lamia while she receives Chemo?Do you visit your Echidna teacher's home?Do you visit 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound and have them put fake "cuddlebug" tattoos on your arm?Do you visit 6th grader Lilim, since Jabberwock isn't around due to visiting her gamgam, and ask her why she's on her porch crying with a black eye?Do you cheer Junko on while she partakes in an eating competition?Or do you just listen to your Alp former-brother lay on the couch and drink while gibbering?
>>13191847Good to hear. Looking forward to it.
Thought you could lose me eh anons?Well too bad, I'm on to your tricks!I'll find you, no matter where you are!Good night everyone, don't burn down the thread. >>13191833Why is Remi the most adorable vampire?10/10 would pat on head and serve as a butler.
>>13191847Into the Skyyyyyyyy!
>>13191848Yes. I had meant to start posting this in December, but then I was sick, and then I had classes again and had to catch up on scripts for all the series I help with scanlations for.
>>13191854I'm totally gonna watch movies with that Mantis.Mantis is love.
>>13191854Lego Land?! Awesome! Can I go? Can I?! I wanna go to Lego Land with her so bad!
>>13191854I want to cheer on Junko but Lamia needs some friends. I'll wish Junko good luck before heading out.
>>13191854I visit Albino Lamia first out of good heart, and then go watch some wrestling with those three.It is wrestling, right? Right?
>>13191847Happy to see you.
>>13191820Holy fuck, I want that. I want that so bad I'mma kidnap it.
>>13191847One step closer to Koyoi.
>>13191854>Howl's Moving CastleHOT DOG!>with Ushi OniHolst neesan it is. I hope Khepri can come along.
>>13191888What's wrong with Ushi Oni? She's a sweet girl who like Miyazaki films and other anime like Cowboy Bebop
>>13191854I return to the desert to look for the real Girtablilu, and use two of my three actions points for it.The third I use to take Albino Lamia to meet the Black Dragon with street credibility and recommend they start cooking.
>>13191885>>13191847Has Sasha's story been translated?
>>13191854Ice cream with my two favorite dragons!
>>13191890I now want to see a loli Ushi-Oni dressed up as Mononoke.
>>13191854Play Mario Party with Pharaoh and Wurm.Wurm is too busy having fun with her friends to get mad at the game, and Pharaoh...well, she takes everything to heart anyway. Most nobles do.>tfw the game will most likely end with her declaring how "this isn't over," and how she will declare the winner of Mario Party as her eternal rival
>>13191847Fallen Brides sounds like an NTR story.
>>13191891Alp there are no Black Dragons.
>>13191854Lets go visit hellhound and salamander, they're gonna enjoy bullying you
>>13191890>what's wrong with ushi oniMy taste isn't shit that's what.
>>13191854Watch "wrestling" movies with Ophy.Then curiously explore our bodies together after the other two leave.
>>13191900It ain't me fool! Just sayin' there's gotta be a fancy Dragon with a backwards baseball cap, someone who knows the hood and is keeping it real, dawg!
>>13191854Dragon Bakery for me
>>13191906Why are you the way you are?
>>13191899Some see it that way.
>>13191906This isn't Breaking Bad.You're better of going Baking Bad with Dragon and her mother.
>>13191909I don't understand the question your honor.
>>13191847Good read. Enjoyable as always.I still stick by the note that Elt needs a bit more suffering in his life. He's the generic "Always happy' guy, I want him to be a wreck of a man who keeps up a hollow appearance of happiness for everyone else. Have him lose his squad in a fight or take part in a horrific siege where he see's the worst of humanity. I wanted Willmaria to see Elt instead of going "Oh, he looks nice, maybe I should say hi. Or not, oops missed it and now he looks kinda sad." I want to see "Oh lord, THAT is Elt?" All this followed by healing. Then again it does seem pretty edge-lordy but Elt needs something more than just "parents died, separated from best friend. Maybe Sasha and our Elf will show more of what happened in the orphanage. Good on you though, very nice to read.
>>13191913>This isn't Breaking BadI know, this is Better Call Sally.
>>13191917grimderp pusher pls
>>13191906Will the OWA Lairz ever continue?
>>13191847Glorious, just glorious
>>13191921It was cancelled as racist in Sweden.
>>13191919>SallySo is she a Kitsune who wears a fake Tanuki tail?
>>13191913>"Jimmy~. We have to bake~!"Cute.
>>13191925Her real name is Jill McGill, and yes.>>13191926>"Yeah, pastries BITCH!"
>>13191924Being white is cancelled as racist in Sweden as well.
>>13191928>>13191926Great, now I imagine Jimmy as Jessie.Thanks.
>>13191920And I acknowledge that but he needs something interesting going for him. So far he just seems like some utterly bland character who is just there. I mean, I'm aware that he's a self insert but it still kind of grinds me about how hollow he seems. Maybe they should have split him up and have the girls go for different guys. Then Mirimu could be set up with some rugged soldier who treats her like a little girl even though he's gone to hell and back. Wilmaria could have her childhood reunion. And the rest of them could have a better connection with the person. As it is, it just seems like everyone's story is "he wasn't a dick." Then again, harem.
>>13191892Nope
>>13191932And the Dragon who runs the bakery is Gus?
>>13191933Not all interesting characters are born from tragedy, anon.Still>Haremshit>Good MC character development
>>13191933>Then again, harem.This is really the only response to what you said.
>>13191933>Maybe they should have split him up and have the girls go for different guys.I would have preferred this as well. No reason there couldn't be parallel stories that intertwine in some way.Oh well, I take what I can get,
>>13191937Yes.
>>13191942Then we need Michelle the Troll working at the toll booth.
>>13191933Yup. It's a harem, and that's all you can say for it. I'll say it's better than most personally, because it's all these girls who've been affected by the guy as he followed a fairly legitimate path through life. But at the end of the day, it's still a Harem Story, and there's not much to be expected there.>>13191847As an aside, the fact that [YOU], or Elt, rather, has red hair, immediately conjures to mind the image of Tigre to me...
>>13191937Every time I hear about this bakery I imagine the one from that doujin.You know the one.
>>13191938I know but he just needs something,But you're right, it's a harem so we are SOL on character development
>>13191946The one with Sister Chapter 1, Mother Chapter 2?
>>13191946Pan Pan?
>>13191937>Go to Dragon Bakery.>Order a pie and start eating it there.>Dragon Chef looms over me with a face like pic-related.>She seems eager to hear my opinion of her pie.>It's adequate at best, but she'll know if I'm lying.>But if I tell her it's anything but perfect, she'll set me on fire.>Her gaze pierces me as I eat my pie.>[Pie chewing intensifies]
>>13191778>>13191792>flat>87-57-89Wat?
>>13191937An impatient Wurm in the bakery is the one who is known for dinging the bell.
Caress the tail?
>>13191960>Wurm refuses to talk>refuses to look at the owner>dinging intensifies>>13191963Yes, but I'm not signing anything.
>>13191963No.Not even for a million dollars.
>>13191954>Tell her the truth>Close eyes and flinch away>Wait for fiery end to come>It doesn't>Slowly peek at her>She's pouting, arms crossed, and her eyes looking away, as though contemplating something>Hear her mumbling something, like details she knew she should've paid more attention to>She snaps at you>Demands that you come back the next day to try another pie
>>13191963I think you accidentally put a question mark there.
>>13191963Without fail.
>>13191963No thanks, I'm good.
>>13191963Why is it green? You wash that thing, right?
>>13191963Yes, then her head, her ears, and her breasts
>>13191978Maybe even her hands
>>13191963>jewnukiEwww, no
>>13191981Both of them, while gazing into her eyes.
>>13191981>You will never stumble upon a group of animal deity shrine maidens at a natural hot springs while hiking through the woods.>You will never be seen again, since their existence can't be released to the world.>They use their magic to stop you from leaving. Flirting with you constantly.>You will never spend the rest of your days with a harem of lewd shrine maidens.
>>13191994But do the have internet?
>>13191994Damn that's soft.I'd scratch their itchThe one behind their ears
>>13191996They troll 4chan whenever they aren't fucking you.
>>13191994I recall an H-Manga like this...But they were lolis.And they let the guy go.They stowed away in his trunk.
>>13191999So they don't troll 4chan at all is what you're saying.
>>13191967>refuses to look at the ownerI'd see it as more the deadpan, unamused Zophia stare. I mean, she's dinging because the owner hasn't come to take her order yet.She's been waiting for 30 minutes.She's been dinging the bell for 30 minutes.
>>13192003But she can't look at the owner, because that way she'll get the>"Look at me Helga. Look at me!"
>>13191963>You will never sneak up behind a Tanuki girl and repeatedly pat her on her belly with both hands in rapid succession
TELL ME TO IT STRAIGHT DOCTORWill the EMG anime be shit?
>>13192002I don't see how you could let all that health get away from you.
>>13191997The young fox?The christmas cake fox?Or lecherous Auntie Tanuki?
>>13192009Hopefully the trailer which will hopefully be at that convention later this week, will reveal such to us.
>>13192001http://exhentai.org/g/306991/fa2dfaaaff/
>>13192009Yes and no. It will be shit in the same sense that the manga is, that is, haremshit. But no in the sense that it will have an animated, voice acted Rachne. And Suu.
>>13191951>>13191952Yes. I loved them both. Please don't tell the monsters.
>>13192015Yes? It's not like I'd forgotten it. It's impossible to forget LEE and his adorably soft little girls.But umm...good for posting a source in case anyone gets curious?
>>13192019>Implying all those shota-cum addicted MILFs weren't monsters
>>13192009It won't be shit, Anon, it will be a wonderful guilty pleasure.And if it still doesn't satisfy you, there's always the Prison School anime.
>>13192012One for each fox while nibbling the tanuki's ears
>>13192012Always go for the tanuki, they make the best soft girls.
>>13192009You know the thing I'm actually most concerned with is Darling's design and VA. If they do him well it will be good, but I cannot believe they won't fuck him up.
>>13192024>Prison School animeNow that won't work out.
>>13191946I don't get itYou mean this one?
>>13192031Indeed. I just can't picture that style working well filtered through any animation studio. Nevermind all the censorship that'll be necessary.Especially Andre.
>>13192034Dont post porn on a sfw board. Especially in the biggest normalfag general on the board.
>>13192035At least Jitsu wa can't be fucked up... right?
>>13192034This is a wholesome, Christian image board, anon.
>>13192034No anon, this one. http://exhentai.org/g/640374/96b711eeb0/
>>13192037They could always have JC Staff do it. They can ruin anything.
>>13192043I love that sister's faces.
>>13192037It's half filler. They shoehorn in a serious subplot to be resolved by the last episode of the anime. There, it's ruined.
>>13192045The opening shot of her ass in the sequel is fantastic.
>>13192043>>13192045The squeal with the mom...Should I be worried if I give my dick friction burns and it bleeds all over the place?
>>13192046The worst part is given it's only getting a single cour, and probably won't get more than 1/3rd into the current story, which is nowhere near resolved anyway, I can see this happening...
>>13192051...um, Anon, I need to tell you something.The opening shot in the sequel is of the boy's ass.I hope you didn't fap to it.alpedmanwalking.jpg
>>13192043>shotashitFuck, I thought it would be something fappable
>>13192053>squealFreudian slip
>>13192058Hilarious.
>>13192058Ah, you are correct. Not that I care. Still fapped.The sister's expressions though. Unf.
What human warriors would exist in MGE?And would different warriors be stronger against certain monster girls? Knights, archers, monks, clerics, wizards, samurai and ninjas are a givenbut what about Landsknects (pikemen), Vikings, youxia(Chinese warriors), furusiyya (arabic horsemen)and pirates?
>>13192060It's ok that you don't like ss Anon, but do you need to voice your disapproval every fucking thread? It's getting annoying.
>>13192066You're just an Alp waiting to get a whiff of that sweet, sweet mana.
>>13192067>PiratesWith Poseidon running the seas, the only successful pirates would be those aligned with him, aiding MGs in acquiring husbandos as they plunder ships. Like some fetishized version of Leviathan's Drowned Reavers...>WizardsAre like an open buffet to MGs.
If shotashit-kun and King Grump Alp got in a fight, who would win?
>>13192071Or maybe I can just picture the shota's ass gone Alp.
>>13192076Shotashit-kun, because King Grump Alp would pout adorably and get raped.
>>13192076Kill yourself.
>>13192076King Grump Alp.Her powers of Grump are strong.Shotashit-kun just kind of sits there and groans.
>>13192078No anon. You are the Alp. You're so Alp you should write about Wurms in mechs.>>13192081Your majesty, please.
>>13192076Don't involve me in your fucking bullshit.
>>13192081Morning KGAOh wait, you're Canadian. Evening?
>>13192069>every threadHuh? I don't remember doing that in last few threadsOr you are implying only one person can hate your shit?
>>13192085Nah. I'm trying to write about...other stuff.
>>13192076I'm going with >>13192082I think he would actually fight. Shotashit-kun is the one who just sits there and whines.
>>13192088You have a very identifiable posting style and a repetitive vocabulary
>>13192107Creeper-Kun no Creeping!
>>13192109Wasn't he dubbed Adachi?
Is animated Polt going to cause the destruction of these threads? So much "how furry is she" arguing.
>>13192107>hurr dur no one can hate muh superior fetishI'm not him but fuck off
>>13192107>liking shota shitFaggot
>>13192087Anon he's not me.I'm me.It's technically morning here
>>13192116We've done that to death already. Polt is olev, end of story.
>>13192116>full body hair>snout>paws100% furry
>>13192107I can fap to it, but like everything good, you people don't know when to fucking shit up about it.
>>13192134I'm gonna fuck that cat.
>>13192151>"HEY CAT! GET DOWN FROM THERE SO I CAN FUCK YOU!"
>>13192161Wouldn't you rather this "cat"?
>>13192151>>13192161>Look up at the cat in the tree>See right up her dress>No panties>See her smug-ass smirk as she looks down at you>"Oh? Admiring the pussy...cat?"
Polt is athletic Cait-SithEnroll your catchair in aerobics today
>>13192161God, I would love to see each girl's expression and reactions if someone just said that to them.
>>13192167I don't... what's going on here? Why is everyone wearing "what the fuck" faces?
>>13192171>"When were you under the impression you weren't fucking me?">AizenCat.jpg
>>13192173You don't read the series? Go read the fucking series. You're missing out on the best Monster Girl manga.
>>13192174>"Uh oh..."
>>13192173It's their teacher. She's a desperate Christmas Cake and also an Ex-Violent Gangster.The guy in the glasses is trying not to laugh. The others fear for his life. He fails.All that remains are his cracked glasses.
>>13192175What I've seen here makes me think it's too damn silly for me.It's fucking silly isn't it? Reborn! silly.
>>13192167I would fuck Akari until she couldn't walk, human or not.
>>13192179It's silly, to be sure. But it's the best Monster Girl manga, period.
>>13192177Ah, thank you.
>>13192180I want to take part in a huge creampie-filled gangbang of Akari.
>>13192179>Reborn! sillyLike that, but without any ounce of shonen fuckery, or any even remote fragment of taking itself seriously for even a second.Except with regards to Dumpire Romanticism.
>>13192173She is a mentally unstable violent 50 years oldhag virgin
>>13192168Shoryuken!
>>13192183No, Akari is pure. Multiple men don't defile her, just her husbando.
>>13192187>FistingEw.>>13192188>Implying Akari has or ever will have a husbando>See >>13192184
>>13192188She will never get a husbando on a white horse. She should get bangbanged for a week straight while she's still young enough to be attractive, otherwise she'll end up a spinster granny.
>>13192151>>13192161>Who will be fucking who, I wonder?
>>13192196Post futacat
>>13192196Let me say this to start.I'd fuck the nearest smug Cheshire silly.
>>13192192>>13192194I would marry her.
>>13192201Sure you would pal.
>>13192201But anon, you don't exist.
>>13192201Even after learning of her past?
>>13192181We need monstergirls doing COOL BEAUTY poses
>>13192200You are no Zeronos.
Anyone recommend a good monster girl for my shit taste? I like flat chest/big hipped girls, not lolis tho, average girls. Fur is a plus but not necessary.
>>13192205I want to make her wear the sarashi while I deflower her on our wedding night.
>>13192210Is there a monster that could out-parent Deneb?
>>13192209Didn't we have that monstergirl image last thread doing the yotsuba pose?
>>13192214To qualify as her husband, you must pass the delinquent test.What was your nickname in middle school?
>>13192200They're already silly.
>>13192217They called me "Errand Boy".
>>13192218Even sillier anon.
>>13192217I don't want to say.
>>13192221You win.>>13192224You lose.
>>13192216Was it a Wurm?
>>13192211Anubis is always a best.>>13192215Probably not. Though he's more a Butler really, which is just as good with the right sort. Alfreds and so on.
>>13192222I don't see how that's possible. If anything their extremely lewd ways would leave you panting and gasping, begging for more. I've always thought of Cheshires as being masters of orgasm denial and edging.
>>13192231Clearly you haven't seen what a smugfucker will go through in order to mindbreak a smug MG.
>giving hope to grills who will inevitable loseWhy would author do it? He just wants them to suffer or what? He could show them moving on and hooking up with others, like that glasses looks like a cool guy, but nope. The end will be huge suffering, unless he wants to do some terrible cop-out ending like "everyone get their own Asahi from parallel world" bullisht
>>13192227Sadly no
>>13192229I'd rather eat Denebs crotch candy than trust a monsters possible demonic energy filled food.
>>13192235Smugfucking is a losing proposition. Smug girls just keep on getting smugger the harder you fuck them. You just can't win.
>>13192238The hell is this? Who are these bitches?
>>13192237It's Mikan.Is it really so difficult to believe she'd troll even herself?
>>13192241Just watch me anon, I don't care how long it takes, I will fuck the smug out of a Cheshire.Then a Manticore, then I'll use their help to fuck the smug out of a Hellhound and into me, I'll be the smuggest man in the universe.
>>13192251You sound like a villain of some kind, but I can't say I disapprove.
>>13192247There's Akai - .less' Shonen Monster Boy OC, some new Drawfag's OC, Haohi - .less' Angel Waifu OC, and another new Drawfag's Catgirl OC.
>>13192239I'm not arguing that he wouldn't be better at raising a child up, or caring for them in general. Just saying there's something of a difference between "Caring Butler" and "Parent", however slight.
>>13192249What about AyyLmao grill?
>>13192253>Shonen Monster Boy OCAnd with that, I bid you adieu.
>>13192252Don't worry anon, it's not like I'm taking wives away, I'm only fucking really smug single MGs.
>>13192253It's a zombie catgirl or something? She looks ded
>>13192259No I mean the idea of taking smug from someone and absorbing it sounds like a villainous power-up. And again, I don't disapprove.
>>13192251> I don't care how long it takes, I will fuck the smug out of a Cheshire.You mean you will sexually satisfy her, making her even more smug. You'll never get around to your plan of cheating on her. You'll be her devoted husbando forever and ever, fucking her every night for hours like a smug onahole even when your great-granddaughterus are over for the summer.
Why do people get their autism so ruffled over monsterboys?
>>13192260>>13192253If you went to /b/ you could have known who this catgirl is
>>13192267Because it's a Monster GIRL thread.
>>13192211Honeybees.
>>13192267>>>/d/
>>13192269Same dude who made this stuff
>>13192264It sounds like I'm the hero MGC needs but will never get.>>13192265Mark my words, If I could I would use my bitter german blood to hatefuck the smug out of a Cheshire and become even smugger than she ever was.
>>13192267Because they are insecure faggots who are afraid that mgs will love monsterboys instead of themAnd they are right, actually
>>13192275
>>13192267Basically >>13192278
>>13192278So the solution is just to become a Monster Boy yourself, no?
>>13192267Because the moment they are made to feel welcome, they will turn on their autism and fuck everything up in a monster GIRL thread.So go fuck off.
>>13192276>Be a paladin of Priapus on a holy quest to fuck all the smug out of increasingly smug monsters>Your ultimate goal is to collect the smug lilim, gain control of their dark magic and overthrow the Demon Lord by creating a sinkhole of smug so dense that no fucks can be givenThe Smugularity
>>13192291>Not using the word dragonball in the dragonball reference
>>13192283>muh humanity>muh death of personality and brainwash after transformationAnd to transform you will need mgs, who will be too busy fucking their monsterboysMgs won't even need humans in the first place
>>13192303>What is buying potions from the SabbathGuys here just don't want to have to compete with other guys. Because they know they'd lose, MB or not.
>>13192303And seriously, if people want monster races with men and women, then there's every greyhawk-based RPG setting ever.There's zero reason to include them here too.
>>13192303Therein lies the real problem. >"This kills the fap fantasy"When human men aren't some special exclusive commodity that enjoy relative immunity from hardship then it's just another fantasy world.When you have both genders then they're a race instead of a tribe of walking fetishes.
>>13192307>Wanting to get rid of the main unique quality of MGE>With that shit muh competition excuse
I hate all of you.
>>13192303Worse yet, the boys rape the human women so that we never get human women corrupted and mind broken into loving monster girls.I wont stand for that kind of setting. Anyone advocating for it can kill themselves.
>>13192313But we love you.
>>13192313
>>13192312I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that this thread's reasoning against them are pretty shit. I think it'd be cool to be one. Like, say, what if the only way to become a Monster Boy, was to fuck a Monster Girl? Would they be more accepted then?>Dragons are compatible with EVERYTHINGIt'll never get old, I swear.>>13192315Incubi already do that sometimes.
>>13192318>I'm just saying that this thread's reasoning against them are pretty shitNo It's not. It's a monster 'girl' thread. We do not abide monster 'boys' here.
>>13192307>Because they know they'd loseBasically thisMGE was created as a escapistic fantasy for betas who can't compete even with human Chad Thundercocks, a monster guy Chad Thundercock with x1000 enhanced strength, looks and virality will simple destroy them
>>13192318>Like, say, what if the only way to become a Monster Boy, was to fuck a Monster Girl? Would they be more accepted then?That's called an incubus. And this is a monsterGIRL thread in any case.But obviously extra monstery monsterboys are not included here for a variety of reasons. 1. Generic fantasy fodder found anywhere2. Orc rape what do3. Invites the monster trap people, not gay if it's an elf etc.4. Furry power fantasy peopleAnd the list goes on.
>>13192326>escapistic fantasy for betasAnd all those monster girls you have to fight in order to impress? Stop projecting.
>>13192328>Orc rape>Not elves raping orcbros
>>13192323I just realized how perfectly this line sums up the immaturity of this entire community. Thanks for that.>>13192328>That's called an IncubusPretty much. We pretty much only bear the existence of such via semantics and skirting around things. Rather funny really.>Generic fantasy fodderFair enough.>Orc rape what doPoint them at the elves.>Invites the Monster Trap PeopleI don't really care. As long as they're not as annoying as Bourbon.>Furry Power Fantasy>Implying they're not already bounding around in the background>>13192332>Have to fight in order to impress>"Oh my, your MANA smells just right to me!">"I'mma make you my husbando whether you want me to or not!">"But we both know you totally want me to."
>>13192334Why are you even here? This place is obviously not for you, nor catered to your tastes. Just get the fuck out.
>>13192332Oh wait, I'm sorry, I misunderstood what you meant. Apologies, tired. Let me correct myself.>"Hmph, you think you're good enough for me?">"W-Well, you're...earnest, at least.">"You did put in a decent effort...tell you what, I'll train you. Help you improve.">"W-What?! No, not for me! I'll find my own guy, one actually worth it. But at least I'll help it so the next girl isn't completely disappointed.">"We've been at this for weeks, but you're finally showing some improvement...maybe you'll actually..."I think you see where I'm going with this.
>>13192336>Filename
>>13192336Also>ThingsISayWheneverMonsterGirlHatingPaladinFagsTalk.png
>>13192339Kek, this is actually cannonMGE says even if you can't beat girl you like, she will train you herself
The topic is things you never want to hear your wife say in the bedroom.And start.
>>13192352>Hold on. Let me try something I read in Cosmo.
>>13192352I can't think of anything that doesn't sound like some half-assed NTR Setup BS, or silly misunderstanding or something else idiotic.>>13192353Oh Lord. I've had the occasion to flip through some of those old rags when I had nothing better to do. It...it was awful.
Hey /jpmg/! Your friend /mgqg/ here. We've been having a field day with the release of Paradox. I just wanted to know what were your thoughts on this monster girl, since we seem to be divided on it. I kinda like it.Spoilered for those who havent played Paradox yet.
>noble bright MGE triggers paladins and other mgg hereticsThis is useful knowledge that all thread participants need to remember.
>>13192360>It...it was awful.There's always terrible ideas to be found there.>Does he seem to not be enjoying your halfhearted blowjob?>Mix it up>Bite his balls>Stick a few fingers up his ass>Don't ask beforehand>Be sure to make it a surpriseIt's like some guy purposefully sabotaging all those women out of spite.
>>13192366That isn't a monster girl, that's a 'thing'.
>>13192366Well then.
>>13192366If that's a monster girl, then Imp poop is chocolate ice-cream.
>>13192366It's a bit much to be honest. Too much monster, not enough girl.
>>13192369>Half-hearted blowjobThat can be pretty bad.>Mix it upAlways a good idea.>Bite his ballsWell, a-as long as it's just gentle nibbling...more suckling really for the sack...>Stick a few fingers up his assWell, sure, that can have an effect if the guy's into it an->Don't ask beforehandNigga what.>Be sure to make it a surpriseWords cannot describe the sheer potential for this to backfire in the most horrific ways.
>>13192352>Have you heard about CBT?
>>13192367what the fuck are you even talking about?
>>13192381Yeah, Cosmo suggested it up here >>13192369
>>13192381>Implying I wouldn't play the fuck out of Classic Battletech with my waifu on the bed
>>13192387That's... not the extent you can go with it. Biting is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and with vamps its practically vanilla.
>>13192391Fair enough. At least vamps make it sexy.
>>13192391Dickbiting vampires are the best.
>>13192393How much would getting your dick bitten by a vampire hurt?
>>13192398Getting your neck bitten by one is not supposed to hurt at all, so I guess the same applies to your dick.
>>13192398Well, traditionally vampire bites feel pleasurable rather than painful, so...
>>13192398>Biting into a pressurized meat blood balloonI wouldn't worry about the pain so much as the blood literally spurting all over the place like you nicked an artery. Because you did. That's going to be ugly, real ugly.
>>13192398Depends on whether or not the have the caveat of "Vampire Bites cause overwhelming, intoxicating pleasure". Which I tend to assume they do. Especially if they were already giving you a 10/10 blowjob before sinking their fangs in...As an aside, based Harblador for that vampire story. Lookin' forward to more.
>>13192398If the description of "normal" MGE Vampire bites is anything to go by it'd just make you cum buckets
Vikings raiding monster girl villages rape and pillaging. Leave,come back a few months later the monster girls are waiting for them on shore waving at them with banners covered in hearts and flowers that say "welcome back( pls don't leave)"
>>13192401>blood literally spurting all over the placeBy all over the place you mean her mouth, where it belongs? Besides, she can probably shut it off with magic or something, the same way they keep from killing you from the neck.
>>13192408You don't need magic for the neck. Two holes into a major tube in your neck is not nearly as bad as biting into an artery sitting in sponge muscle that's more highly pressurized in an organ that's more blood by mass than meat. It's a lot easier to staunch something in hard muscle than downstairs.But I was mostly referring to every piece of art that shows bitemarks there with the thing still rock hard and blood leaking slowly like from a flesh wound. Either go one way or the other. Halfassing is just annoying.
>>13192416>Either go one wayI'd love to see something where his blood shot down her throat like a fountain. Maybe she could bite his head and then immediately deepthroat him so it flows right down into her belly as she almost ahegao's from the pleasure.
>>13192352"Notice anything different?"or alternately "My turn..."
>>13192366PLANTSECT VILLAGE ALL OVER AGAINFUCKING WITCH HUNT VILLAGE ALL OVER AGAIN
>>13192418>Maybe she could bite his head and then immediately deepthroat him so it flows right down into her belly as she almost ahegao's from the pleasure.why boner
>>13192418>the guy cums at the same time>torrent of blood and semen shooting down her throatHow would she react?
>>13192428Cum. She would shudder with a powerful orgasm, making her tight throat wrapped around his dick quiver and milk him over the edge again.
>>13192431This is how anon wakes up to an annoyed lich and a crying vampire
>>13192431>quiver>milk him over the edge againI think you're forgetting the massive blood loss anon
>>13192434Man, you can always make more. It's not like she's eating your liver.
>>13192437Dude, what happens when you blow a tire? That just happened to your dick. You're not still going to be hard. All the stuff that made it hard is now in your waifu's tummy.
>>13192433>a crying vampireA cute dumpire tearfully apologizing for killing me sounds ultra moe, but a slightly tsun ara ara vampire barely keeping her worry and fear in check would also be great.
>>13192446>ara ara barely keeping her worry and fear in checkGoodness me, I think I've found my source of fap material for the evening.
>>13192451That's honestly pretty hot
>>13192461how
>>13192467Well I mean that pose in general, and being binded.I could do without the blood and thorns.
>>13192469Ah.I like the thorny vines, but not the thorn pussy
>>13192406thats an idea i want to see expanded
>>13192451oh god muh dick
>>13191847EMG anime, MGQ Paradox, and now Sky is un-kill?! Truly, we live in charmed times.
>>13192451>fuck, this game full of shit. All ends all vore or killing>oh, a cute pirate cat girl! And she is pretty vanilla, that aweso...>shoves tail in your assThat game a shit
>>13192491>anything that's not as vanilla as humanly possible is shitMaybe Nekopara is more along the lines of what you'd enjoy.
>>13192494>not liking Nekoparawow you are just a special kind of gay
>>13192494>NekoparaEh, I didn't like it that muchToo much useless chit-chat and not enough H-scenesI prefer pic related game about petsThough I fucking hate old fugly "loli" end. One of the worst endings in VNs I have ever seenKotarou ending never ;_;
>>13192505Not him, but Nekopara's unrelenting moeblobbery and "Wall of text" to "H-scene" ratio of about a billion to one is quite legitimate to dislike.I mean, I didn't dislike it so much that it stopped me doing the whole thing, but there's better ways to get your catgirl dickings.
What would an MGS style Cyborg tank-spider Ushi-Oni be like?
>>13192523Shy and afraid nobody would want her half-metal-half-spider body.
What's /mgg/'s opinion on NGNL? Aside from containing some monstergirls, it presents a parallel hugbox world to KC's sexathon.Everything is decided by games, and even the ground can't hurt you without your consent outside of games, but you can choose to bet anything up to and including your very existence in reality. All these wagers are enforced by literal word of god that causes them to come true.Former ruling gods have been added to the hierarchy as shadows of themselves and all the terrifying D&D-esque soldier races of the old order have adjusted to a world where you can lose a political dispute in a match of Gal*Gun.It's sort of a "if the demon lord won" with a god of games.
>>13192528I liked the character designs, and that's about it.
>>13192528Never watched it but that sister was hot
>>13192528You made it sound a bit intriguing, I'll try it.
>>13191854>Kiki pictureWhere's the Kikimora option. Guess i'll go watch those wrestling movies with Ophy.
So how would Running of the Minotaurs even become a story? All I've got is a guy in red shorts who thinks the speedboost is worth the risk.
>>13192537Maybe a series of vignettes showing different people being run down and raped?
>>13192545That would mean there would have to be a lot of distinctly different Minotaurs as well as runners. How to make unique Minotaurs who are just there for the snu-snu?
>>13192134
If you had a prudish childhood friend, would you corrupt her?
>>13192553No, I would make her into my pure waifu. Especially if she was a succubutt.
>>13192553>Childhood Friend becomes a monstergirl>reject her>goes full yandere desperado modoAll according to plan.
>>13192553No if she is okay with herself and doesn't suffer from it.By the way, the setting this picture is from doesn't relate to MGE, right?
>>13192558I was implying she'd be a HUMAN.
>>13192560>doesn't relate to MGENot him, but it seems semi-related, as if the human and MGE worlds are connected in some way.
>>13192561Only if I could make her into a pure succubutt, without any sort of personality ruining or nymphomania shenanigans.
>>13192566>rose petalsI don't know who that is, but I kind of want feed her grapes.Captcha: greek
>>13192560It's about a regular MGE succubus that gets unleashed on weaboo earth. And of course the first thing she does is set about monsterizing every girl she can.
>>13192573>regular MGE succubus that gets unleashed on weaboo earthI wonder what'd happen if she stumbles upon some war archive.
>>13192578She doesn't give a shit. She's Deruella-tier with less power. It's not like even the JSDF interferes with her monsterizing half self-insert-kun's family either or glasses whore enslaving almost all the males at the school.
>>13192573Childhood friend girl's the best one of that set.> For a succubus, she is obedient and easy to manipulate. She is extremely dedicated to pleasing the main character, and to that end, she'll do whatever it takes. In order to make him a harem, she's going around turning other girls into succubi.So eager to please that she makes competitors for herself? That's dedication above and beyond, there.
>>13192599Isn't she also masochistic to a degree?
>>13192611Well you'd have to be, to engineer your own NTR-ing, wouldn't you?
>>13192599Self-NTR is the stupidest kind of NTR.
>>13192617She's just a Bicorn without the horsepussy then?
>>13192620So basically a better bicorn.
>>13192625>better bicornThings like Khepri exist.
>>13192618>>13192620In fairness the bicorn-esque "First girl recruits other girls because that's how she rolls" harem is probably my least-disliked kind of harem, because this makes the MC less of a cheat-on-the-waifu asshole.Lookin' at you, Kamidori.
I want to cunttease a cute Fairy by fapping into a condom in front of her until she goes nuts and breaks her hymen and mind on my oversized cock by herself.
>>13192635That's either a really big fairy or a really small condom
What monstergirl is the most physically imposing?
>>13192641Sandworm while diving. Wormsign coming right at you is the scariest shit.
>>13192637>literally needle 0.01 inch dick condomKek
>>13192075I wouldn't say an open buffet, but wizards do carry a big giant "husbando me" sign above their heads. That said, their abilities will prevent any "lesser" species from doing so. So it will end up with some strong MG taking a wizard as a husband.Or a clever KikimoraPirate wise, the question is if Poseidon is powerfull enough to be all-seeing and capable of acting everywhere in the ocean at any given time. If not, then some form of piracy will likely exist. But I would expect "pirates" to mostly be MGs hunting for husbands or MGs hunting actual pirates to get husbands.
>>13192075Poseidon is a chick in the MGE.
>>13192649Anondalf turns Spadetails into bananas. Let's see someone husbando him!
>>13192647Maybe it's for the cotton swab she usually gets fucked with?
>>13191854Junko.
>>13192649>I wouldn't say an open buffet, but wizards do carry a big giant "husbando me" sign above their heads.There's actually nothing in MGE that says wizards the sorcerous kind, not the 30-year-old kind are more appealing to monsters. The impression I got was that wizards don't have any more spirit energy than your regular human. It's just that they've learned how to expel spirit energy from their body in the form of magic missiles, while everyone else only knows the "ejaculation" cantrip.But, whatever, headcanon.
You know, I've been wondering.Both KC's and MGQ's settings are medieval-esque. Did Monstergirls halt the progress of science and technology by preying on hunans all the time? If so, that's kind of upsetting.
>>13192665>Did Monstergirls halt the progress of science and technology by preying on hunans all the time?That was actually the doing of Ilias' followers in MGQ, and The Order in the MGE.
>>13192656> "I'm tired of fishing cotton threads out of my vagina, it's gross. Please use a rubber next time?"
>>13192665It's just standard fare for fantasy to be set in medieval times because Tolkien.
>>13192665It's just because in modern world they would get sniped, ran over by tank or bombed in seconds
>>13192664Could the MGEs equivalent to the wizard shoot lightning from his dick if he so pleased?'
>>13192665No, monstergirls are visibly magical/supernatural creatures, and these are usually set in medieval worlds. As for the origin of this, just a really long tradition I guess.
>>13192673Not the point at all.
>>13192328>That's called an incubusMGE incubi don't have monster traits.
>>13192690>Responding to a post 4 hours later>Implying incubi are not monsterboys>Implying that's not the whole point of the combined race plan
>>13192693The most "monstrous" an Incubus can likely get is something on the level of the Demi-fiend from Nocturne.
>>13192523Like a sultrier Mistral who has multiple leg doodads instead of arms that everyone can fantasize about getting footjobs from instead of handjobs. Also a thicker version of Bladewolf's tail with the same functionality but 2x-3x the power.Named Arachnotaur.
>>13192690>MGE incubi don't have monster traits.Except horsecock.And GLOWING EVIL EYESAnd then they get all the non-physical monster traits. Ability-to-transform-people, elemental resistances, fuck-all-day stamina, and the whole "wherever I go I must also rape" schtick
So what would you do if a clingy MG spirit took over your GF's body?
>>13192703Celebrate?
>>13192702Incubi don't have the rapist instinct that monstergirls do. In the case they did, it'd be for their waifu if she's weird and into that sort of thing.
>>13192703Enjoy a slightly improved sex life.
>>13192700Damn that's a cute ushi. Would consider surrendering to.
>>13192703I can't afford a girlfriend.
>>13192702>Except horsecock.>And GLOWING EVIL EYESI don't remember of read it, is this canon in MGE?
>>13192702>become an incubus with endless stamina and magic cock>go around human villages and NTR all wives and daughterus you see>after sex they transform into succubi and get addicted to your cum because DEMONIC ENERGYNoiceFaceless serial NTR rapist incubus story when?
>>13192707You forget the part of MGE where DE overwhelmed cities make instant wifeless incubi.
>>13192711>horsecockThe size of an Incubus' dick likely depends on his waifus tastes.A Dark Elf would desire something she can belittle after all.>GLOWING EVIL EYESEh, debatable. I'd like to imagine that there are some Incubi that look no different from their human selves.
>>13192714>NTRI know I'm replying to bait, but that's not a thing in the MGE.
>>13192711From the world guide:> The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and spirit released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.As for the freaky eyes, it's buried somewhere in Baphomet Complex that the incubus onii-chan's irises go purple and power-glowy. But fucking a lilim-powered baphomet for 10 days straight probably makes for an overboard-incubus.>>13192707> Incubi don't have the rapist instinct that monstergirls do.Debatable, but fine. I'm more concerned about the perma-horny making you unable to focus on anything else for any appreciable length of time, than about whether the intercourse it compels you to seek is rape or not.
>>13192720It's not a thing only for manxmg relationship, you can get NTR by incubus because human women don't have magical anti-NTR device
>>13192720You can NTR human women away from their human husbands, I think.
>>13192725Baphomet Complex isn't canon.
>>13192693>Responding to a post 4 hours laterNot everyone can be here the whole day, and since you faggots continue being telling lies somebody has to tell you.>>13192702>Except horsecockYou mean a big HUMAN penis>And GLOWING EVIL EYESNot confirmed.>elemental resistances, fuck-all-day staminaWizards and paladins have magical features too, are they also monsterboys?>"wherever I go I must also rape" schtickOnce they get a wife they don't do that anymore, just like monstergirls.
>Waifu finally turns you into an Incubus>Eyes turn red and glowy>She's sad because she preferred your <insert color> eyes>They turn into glowing version of <insert color> eyes soon afterMAMONOFUCKINGMANA
>>13192717>>A Dark Elf would desire something she can belittle after all.>Fujo Dark Elf finally gets a boyfriend>She's so used to the donkey dicks in her yaois that she thinks his normal dick is tiny>Ahaha desu wa~! A tiny little thing like that, I bet I can't even feel it! I bet it won't even break my hymen~!>She rams herself down on him>It hurts>She tries not to cry>She cries a lot>He has to hug her and stroke her hair to calm her down>After she stops crying she tries to dominate him again, still with red, puffed-up eyes and sniffing all the while
>>13192717>I'd like to imagine that there are some Incubi that look no different from their human selves.They do.'The first thing to note is that the appearance of the majority of human men does not change. Because monster girls aren't concerned about the appearance of human men, truly not giving a damn, men never find their facial features changed.'
>>13192733Adorable. Remember: never bully your dommes.
>>13192717>I'd like to imagine that there are some Incubi that look no different from their human selvesThat's how pretty much all look.
>>13192737That's not a domme, that's a brat
>>13192733Mildly amusing. Thanks, anon.
>>13192740See, that's the kind of thing you shouldn't say.
>>13192734>They do.sfx There are, and that's the most of them. This >>13192738
>>13192731>Anon wants long hair>Waifu's hair growth is hastened and stops at a certain lenght>She prefers to keep it short
>>13192744Sorry, but I can't see a Fujo domming at all, even if you did have a baby dick.She would be the cutest brat ever though.>>13192745What's the point of the incubi fantasy then if you don't get freaky bat wings and glowing red eyes? I mean I already have a massive libido, I feel like I'm getting jipped out of this dream.
How do we feel about Dullahans?Normally I don't feel much for them, but I saw this and kind of lost my head.
>>13192749She's going to cry again if you say mean things her, anon, like that she's a bad domme. You wouldn't want that, would you? You should just let her domme you, even if it doesn't hurt or she's kinda making a fool of herself. Then she can videotape herself dominating you and show it to all her fujo friends on Rollr.
>>13192752Best Dullahan reporting in.
>>13192752Dullahans are olev and made for gangbangs.
>>13192714>instead of someone traveling the world to become the strongest martial artist or something, an incubus travels the world to become the strongest rapist
>>13192749>What's the point of the incubi fantasy then if you don't get freaky bat wings and glowing red eyes?This.I want to strike both lust and fear into the peasant girls I rape into monsters
>>13192752They won't get ahead in lifeThey will never be the head of a big company
>>13192753>Then she can videotape herself dominating you and show it to all her fujo friends on Rollr.MMMMMmmm yes. We need more of this sort of stuff.
>>13192754How is the second season?
>>13192760>punsLet's not head in that direction, anon.
>>13192758Make sure you rape the most class prez kind of girls, anon. Those are the best to corrupt.
>>13192765I dunno, I haven't seen any of it.
>>13192753>She's going to cry again.T-that's kinda hot though>Then she can videotape herself dominating you and show it to all her fujo friends.It's okay, I don't mind playing a bit if she want's to show off to her friends. Dark Elves after all need to rape to maintain their status in society.But it would be a sometimes thing, my waifu demands that I be the one who is rape
>>13192734I'll go on and post this piece of guide to settle this.>2. Mental and Physical Changes Caused by Incubization>As for changes caused by incubization, the changes that appear basically make it convenient for the monster that one is coupled with.>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.It then mentions dongle enlargement, higher libido, longer lifespan and the ability to adapt to environment one's monster gal lives in.So no, incubi don't grow horns or change eye color and are pretty much the same in appearance as they were.
>>13192766Don't lose your head now.
>>13192766You're getting a little ahead of yourself don't you think.
>>13192762>>13192772One of these days she's going to forget the webcam on and broadcast herself taking it in the missionary handholding creampie position from her so-called rapeslave. Then all her credibility will be gone in an instant.
>>13192774>>13192777I'mma headbutting both of you knuckleheads.
>>13192778>forgetYou mean I'll turn it back on when she's not looking right?
>>13192785That would be extremely mean. Yes.
>>13192773They don't care, they will continue trying to push their headcanon as canon.I don't know how many times we've had this conversation already.
>>13192778Then I'll give the viewers a show that will make them masturbate for days to the memory. They'll only be able to get off on vanilla porn for the rest of their lives.
>>13192791Elves are purity, so are made for rapingDark elves are dominating, so are made for bullyingThis is the way it needs to be.
>>13192800>you will never feed your elves friends with delicious thick creamy porridge made by you and your orc bros;_;
>>13192800I bet you'd angle the camera just right to let all her furiously schlicking fujo friends see her happy, loving face as you pump your seed straight into her womb, you sicko. You'd even make sure they can see you holding both her hands, wouldn't you?
>>13192800>Elves>Pure
>>13192800Elves are for tender loving or soft maledomDark elves are for femdom
>>13192805Not after you're finished with them.That's the whole point of fucking Elves.
>>13192802>orc brosGet a load of this faggot.
>>13192811Elves were never pure. If you rape them and fill their wombs, that's what they want. If you don't rape them, they'll just rape you instead. Wither way they'll force you to take responsibility and live with them. Kill all knife-ears
>>13192823Someone has issuesRemember, it's demonic energy that makes them sluts in MGE, and in almost everything else that's not an SJW degenerate fest they are pure.
>>13192823Muh nigga
So... uh... how about them Shirohebi huh?
>>13192854Yandere a shit, but she's hot.
Why is the tip of a lamia's tail often portrayed as an erogenous zone?
>>13192857They get a little jealious and then fuck you silly. No harm comes to the object of their jealousy and you get fucked silly.I don't understand where they get the Yandere reputation, there is no murder or stabbing, just sex that probably starts off angry.
>>13192854They are lovely. I'm ambivalent about the jealousy/yandere shtick, but for me they are high tier as far as lamias go.
KC thinks he made Apsara's tits too big.Do you agree?
>>13192871
>>13192875No. He needs to make more fine asses though.
>>13192871Because it's fun to suck and nibble on and lets her feel pleasure when she sticks it in your butt
>>13192854Shirohebi a shitNo one even remembers them
>>13192879Scylla has the finest ass in MGE.Although a big ass looks kind of odd on a girl without legs. (Not saying that I don't love her tentacles)
I can't get any writing done again, what do?
>>13192881I am no one, clearlyWell they're kind of overshadowed by this slut aren't they?
>>13192883Start writing or I'll call you names.
>>13192883Use exit bag
>>13192854Cute I suppose.>>13192873I think the Yan comes from the part where she curses you to feel on fire (not literally) and she is the only source of water.
>>13192886Doesn't help at all.
>>13192854I'm all for dat white cloaca.>>13192871That's where a snake's cloaca is, anon.
>>13192884This is not MGQG, Alice get mentioned very rarely hereThe only lamia this thread talks about is grapesnake
>>13192895Who is the same color as Alice, but not an abusive bitch.
>>13192895I just can't get into the hood. Is it ornamental or is it an actual part of her?
"Cosplay tier" girls > monstrous girls
>>13192902It's a part of them. They're cobras.
>>13192906Abomination girls a best.
>>13192906That's an option you can have anonIt's wrong, but you're alowed to have it
>>13192906But it's the monstrous ones that need love.
>>13192910That's not an abomination, that's just a gossiper.
>>13192899>same colorU wotAlice is light blue, grapesnake is purpleHow it's the same color?
>>13192902>"Hey, the view from down here is nice, I can see your pubes!"I wish we had more pictures of Monster Girls looking down at you.
>>13192913Would you irrumate her chest hole?
>>13192913Remembertoo much love can be a bad thing thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
>>13192906You are on the wrong board, faggotCosplay board is that way >>>/cgl/
>>13192910>>13192913I bet you people are going to enjoy Paradox
>>13192879This. He can draw some fine butts when he bothers to.
>>13192921Close enough.
>>13192913What would a blowjob from her be like?
>>13192924While kissing her deeply.
>>13192931WHAT?
>>13192899>Apophis>not abusiveHave you even read their profile, mate?
>>13192938That'd require some flexibility.
>>13192944>profileI'm sorry anon, but I don't give enough of a fuck about KC's shitty profiles to read them. I go by threadcanon, much better.
>>13192924How would that even work? It's all teeth down there.
>>13192747>Anon gets his hair fetish for a while>Anon gets to feel up her hair during the bi-monthly haircut>Waifu gets to have short hair for a whileEveryone is happy.
>>13192946>taking that headcannon shit seriously
>>13192953>seriouslyNo anon, not seriously. Never seriously. But it's still better than what MGE has. Now kindly delete your reaction image.
>>13192953Is it that time again?
>>13192963I forgot how cute that little ghost spirit was.
>>13192963Could a dullahan shoot a jet of cum into the air like a whale if I came into her jungs?
>>13192970What would happen if you stuck your dick in it?
>>13192974It would be very pleasurable. For her.
>>13192974Ghost blowjob! Woo-woo!
What'cha doing nerds?
>>13191854I visit the lilim, while wearing short gymshorts and a shirt that's too tight for me.
>>13192990Being sluts. See>>13193000
>>13192523I still find myself glancing at this image from time to time. This artist is really good. He managed to make visible lips not look disgusting in 2D.
>>13193003It's not being a slut if I plan to seduce her and then have her add jabberwock to the relationship when she returns.
>>13193029>two girlsYou're a slut alright.
>>13193029You greedy slut.
>>13193029No, that definitely makes you a thirsty slut.
>>13191854I go to the hospital to visit Albino Lamia and Nurse Weresheep post Holstauri ass whooping.
>>13193041>>13193036>>13193031B-bbut I love both of them
>>13193052Yes, you would, wouldn't you? Slutboys love dem pussies.
>>13192931
>>13193052I wouldn't go out with both of them. A cute little slut like you might make them eager and they might accidentally break you. Unless you want that to happen.
>>13193068Of course he wants that to happen. He wants them to pat his head and give him smooches and take a picture where his face is all covered in marks from their lipstick while he makes the peace sign
>>13193083>Waifu ahegao's her husband by covering his face with lipstick kiss marksThanks for reminding me of my long forgotten, very first fetish.
Would a rape whistle in MGC serve to only bring excited MGs to you?A waifu whistle?
>>13193090I've experienced it in days long past, in the hands of my sister's friends.It was good.
>>13193092It will call every Hellhound, Werewolf and other canine in the area.
>>13192043what version of firefox does the exhentai plugin work with?
>>13193099Well, while I know there are some situations where I think that might be preferable, I guess that isn't such a good idea overall.
>>13192043what's the name of the manga? I get a blank page with fire fox and chrome. I have both plugins installed,and i'm logged in.
>>13193093Lucky man.I think I experienced something like it. Back in kindergarten, I met this rather curious girl with a short himecut one day. We talked played together all day long. From then on, she started sitting next to me everyday in class and would kiss me on the cheek whenever other kids approached us, especially when they were other girls. She never even warned me, she just went and did the thing, regardless of what I was doing. It felt weird and different to me, but it wasn't bad in the least.The time eventually came where we were old enough to leave kindergarten, and we went separate ways.
>>13193184>another romance nipped in the budThe world is cruel.
>>13193165>Get in a fight with several human gang members while outnumbered and unarmed>Pull out and blow your handy dandy rape whistle in desperation>A pack of werewolves descends upon the gang while you quietly make your escapeThen just as you think you're safe you get scooped up and carried off by a dire wolf girl
Here you go Anon, as requested.
>>13191854>Do you watch "wrestling" movies with Ophy, Werewolf, and Kitsune?WWE or aniki?>Do you help get Yeti's tongue unstuck from Yuki?Wouldn't it get stuck to a Glacies?
>>13193209I wouldn't mind running into that in a dark alley, tipsy and vulnerable, with pockets full of cash.
>>13193214>CashWhat for? You know what she wants...
>>13193209>filenameNice job.As for the art itself, real good. The only thing I don't like, myself, is the eye color. I'm not the one who requested it though.>connection errorPlease. Not again.
>>13193217And I know what I want.Her in a hotel room, wearing nothing but her hair formed into a thong, that I could then shove bills into as she danced me the dance of her people
>>13192703What girlfriend?
>>13193220>eye colorYeah, but the default seemed boring to me, so wanted to do something.Fair point though.
>>13193209Beautiful.
>>13193224You know, the girl who smiled at you once.
>>13193223I approve of this. Carry on citizen.
>>13191854Lich sleepover. What else?
>>13193209I kinda dislike how her profile is just all about her hair, hair wrapping this, hairjobs that, hair obsessions, hair gifts, hair hair hairWhy can't she just be a mostly normal girl with sexy absurdly long hair?
>>13193239I do like long hair, but she's really pushing it, I'll give you that.I would not say no to that though.
>>13193239That would require KC to have a modicum of subtlety. You ought to know that the monsters he draws and writes are really just excuses to have a certain "theme" or "idea" presented.Like, what the fuck is a hair monster going to do? Dance the Charleston and sing Vaudeville? No, she's going to use her hair on your benis.
>>13192393I hate you.
>>13193247>benis
>>13192451no. no NO. HELL NO! NO! FUCK NO! FUCK!.
>>13193253
>>13193239Because they ARE mostly normal girls with just absurdly long and pleasurable hair. When everything else just comes down to the individual, what else are you going to write about in a profile other than their hair?
>>13193256THORN. PUSSY.
>>13192879>He needs to make more fine asses though.Pictures of wight butt, thighs, lower stomach and other nice parts when?
>>13191854>Do you watch Howl's Moving Castle with Ushi Oni?>Do you enjoy a sleepover at Lich's home with Lich and her Elf-Wight Oneesan?>Do you watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with Mantis?>Do you help get Yeti's tongue unstuck from Yuki?>Do you visit Albino Lamia while she receives Chemo?Oh god. Too many good choices.Help the poor yeti. Why was she even licking Yuki?
>>13193262Never, KC has shit taste.
>>13193209original requester here, thanks dude I like it.
>>13193264>WhyBecause some ice cream was spilled.
>>13193268Glad to be of service.
>>13192553God yes. There are few things more delicious in the world than this.
>>13193239Well, her only gimmick is her long magical hair, nothing unsual besides that
>>13192875> KC thinks he made Apsara's tits too big.She's a MILK ELEMENTAL. I'd expect her to be all lactation, all the time, and put holstaurus to shame with her udders.I don't understand why she isn't, but if you're not going to increase her boob-focus, at least don't decrease it!
>>13193260Who is Spurdo waifu?
>>13193283Finnish rape elf
>>13192711>>13192717>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more.>>13192716>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed. >wifelessIn that case he will instinctively seek out monsters with the same energy that incubized him.And if there's DE overload it stands to reason any nearby woman will monsterize, so...
>>13193293>Yuri rape elftop heh
What MG has the best feet and do best footjobs?
>>13193282>I'd expect her to be all lactation, all the time, and put holstaurus to shame with her udders.This makes me imagine an Apsara and a Holstaur approaching a guy they both like and demanding that he taste their milk.
>>13192875FUCK NO!
>>13192906Why not both?You're not wrong though.
It's St. Patrick's Day, and in an effort to pull you out of your room, your friends decided to drag you to a bar for green beer and irish whiskey. And hey, surprise surprise, you're actually having a good time! You even have three MGs eye-fucking you! Looks like you might get lucky tonight, but with who?Roll three, and reroll if you don't get an MG or you get shit like matango or cait sith http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomGot them? Good, now...MG number 1 is a sweet girl half the time, and a rage machine the other half. Being a Bi-polar MG sucks, and although she tries to cope and improve her problems, she always finds them rearing back, driving away any guys who show the faintest interest. She likes to drink when she feels like shit, and yet after years of drinking she still can't hold her alcohol well. A night with her might start rough and wild, but in the end she just wants someone to hold her and whisper sweet things in her ear.MG number 2 is a shark. Not an actual shark of course, but a bar-games shark! Pool, Darts, Cards, you name it, she can probably beat you at it (but only after she's had a couple drinks). However, she sucks at hustling players out of their money, and would love a partner in crime to help her. A night with her will be spent around the pool table at her home... then on the pool table... then underneath it... then over it... you get the idea.MG number 3 is actually not much of a drinker, opting to step outside and smoke instead. Like you, her friends decided to drag her out of her house for a night on the town, when all she wanted was to smoke a bowl and play some Street Fighter. A night with her will involve smoking and gaming, followed by cuddle-fucking out in her backyard under the stars. Will you be her player 2?You also happen to notice a 4th MG in the corner by herself, eyeing you up something fierce. Quite the mystery girl...
>>13193323>friendsi aint got any of those
>>13193031>>13193036>Not having at least 5
>>13193323>you're actually having a good time!They can't make me have fun!
>>13193326Suspension of disbelief is a nice thing, anon
>>13193009>He managed to make visible lips not look disgusting in 2D.Inoue Makito
>>13193209>those eyesThis tickles the fearboner.Could you make her skin pale? Sadako style?
>>13193323>Dark Slime>Undine >Dark Priest It's either the slime or the priest for me. Eh, I'll just take the box.
>>13193323>ArachnePlease help me.>MerrowOh. This one is pretty amusing.>CharybdisHey, I'm all for this, but... how exactly does it work with her body type? She is fixed to the ocean floor.
>>13193261FLAMMEN. WERFER.
>>13193323What's in the box?
>>13193323>Lamia>Arachne>Jinkohmm
>>13193323>4th girl on St Patrick's DayI think not.Three girls are offered; big girls and small. But you go for a fourth one, and you lose them all.
>>13193282>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
Well anon, it seems that you've been framed for one of MGC's most heinous of crimes, NTR. After a kangaroo court you've been sent to MGC's infamous Alpatraz prison. Filled with vicious (and horny) criminal monster girls, equally cruel (and horny) guards, and a man you swear is Morgan Freeman, you're in for a rough time. Luckily three girls have taken an interest in some of the prison's freshest meat. Easy Mode: Pick 3 GirlsNormal Mode: Roll 3 times and omit Cait Sith, Parasite Slimes, Ropers, and Manatagos. Re-roll if you get one of these girls.Hard Mode: Above but don't omit.http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomReady?Girl one is a criminal mastermind who ran one of MGC's largest criminal empires before arrested for funding shota smuggling. Even behind bar's she's calm, collected, and smug beyond measure, seeing herself as the unofficial queen of the prison. Intelligent and charismatic, she has quite a bit of pull with the average criminal MG in the prison, keeping all but the most aggressive (or stupid) of girls from taking you for a spin. She's a little lacking up top but her thighs and rear are a work of art that deserves to be framed. Although she acts like modern day royalty, she's quite weak to surprise attacks. A spontaneous hug, kiss, or grope will make her squeak in surprise and become putty in your hand. Girl Two is your roommate and was known as the "Back Alley Alchemist", a master crafter for some of the strongest concoctions to hit the streets. From Shota Surprise (an illegal substance that turns grown men into adorable shota's) to Babies Babies Babies (or BBB, a fertility drug where the question isn't "Are you pregnant?" but is more "It's possible to have twenty kids in one go?") She got caught in a sting (Selling "Hathor's Blessing" a potion equivalent of downing three gallon's of the sacred cow's milk.) she's stuck here for life and is looking for a little "relief". More In next Post
>>13193316Oomukade
>>13193339>charybdisThat's a reroll, anon
>>13193350>>13193323Well crap, didn't see that someone just made one. Want me to pocket this one and post it Tomorrow/Thursday?
>>13193323>Bi-polar CheshireThis is surprisingly fitting>Bar-games shark HumanInteresting option.>Anti-social Chief GodAhahaha! This is too perfect.Out of these options I'm going to clearly choose the Chief God as MG #3. This option is just too good to pass up. Though I am interested in mystery option 4.
>>13193316Depends, are we only counting ones with normal human feet? Because those don't do all that much for me.
>>13193323>Bi-polar Sea SlimeKinda makes sense. >Pool Shark KikiAt least she can clean up after we are done. >Gamer KappaI can dig it and her.
>>13193357Nah, I'm down for doing it too.
>>13193323>Bipolar HolstSo a normal Holst?>BarometzI'd pay money to see this.>Dark SlimeHairy, juicy, sticky foursome.
>>13193332Ask, and you shall receive.
>>13193323>bipolar troll>horsepussy shark>420 blazing Karakasa Eh, that probably one of the worst random mgs rolls I ever hadUmbrella, I guess?
>>13193367Ok, will do.
>>13193369I wouldn't mind her crawling outta my telly.
>>13193369>pitch black hair on chalk-white skin>that body>imagining all that soft, gorgeous hair all around me as we make loveI am so fucking hard right now
>>13193323>Bi-polar Merrow >Bar-games shark Succubus>Anti Social Wurm >Mystery Giant AntI'm taking the Succubus
>>13193381>I am so fucking hard right nowI shall consider this my greatest achievement.
>>13193323>Bipolar zombieSo 'normal person' and 'BRAAAAAAAAINS' the other half? That's a step up from a regular zombie.>Shark RoperNo wonder she can't hustle any money when she has that many sleeves. It's never going to work.>Antisocial Stoner Gamer Giant AntWhy hasn't she been excommunicated from her hive? Probably an Ant Arachne in disguise.
>>13193369Not bad, eyes are overtaken by the change, better if it had a black background. Still, saved.Could you make her "scent of cinnamon", "amazon chocolate" or "African queen" delicious brown with green eyes?Afraid I don't have the chart on hand right now, so if you can't that's okay.
>>13193390Chartman is present.
>>13193356Ah. Alright.>IgnisNot bad, I guess. Too bad Charybdis couldn't unstuck from the ground.
>>13193390Emerald Green please.
>>13193239In fact, does anyone even give a shit about her hair?
>>13193394Many thanks.>>13193369Now that I see it, skip African queen.
>>13193401If she used it like Bayonetta...
>>13193239Because it's what she does? You gonna bitch because a succubus likes to fuck hardcore?
>>13193403Meaning? I doubt you mean "to open portals to hell and summon grotesque demons".
>>13193401I care about it.
>>13193408I meant the clothes bit.
>>13193390>>13193399>>13193402>Now that I see it, skip African queen.Too late, this chocolate train can't be stopped:http://i.imgur.com/LUquSNc.jpg
>>13193403Summoning clones of herself or of various MGs she has defeated in order to pleasure you?
>>13192665When asked about this, KC mentioned that in the MGE, the standard tech level is as far along as gunpowder being fairly common, while Monsters have actually developed fairly comprehensive Magitek Innovations. He leaves it to the individual headcanon though, how far they've gone with this.Maybe he'll expand on it in his planned Sabbath Book.
>>13193411Dang, turned out WAY better than I thought it would. IS THERE ANYTHING DELISCIOUS BROWN CANNOT IMPROVE!?
>>13193411Dude yes.Now to continue working on that green-text that I keep putting off
>>13193417That which is already a shade of delicious brown.
>>13193417The answer is no, obviously.>>13193418Yes, now it is my time to procrastinate.
>>13193417Cait Siths
>>13193350Continued She's a quiet girl who's attention is often split between getting some supplies smuggled in and creating some low grade goods for the other girls of the prison and when she does speak it's usually in a whisper.When she's feeling a little randy it's a fifty fifty split between whether she's gonna roofie your food or just ride you hard in the middle of the night. Regardless, she'll cuddle you afterwards and may even hold your hands. Any MG that tries to take you from her though may find a special "surprise" in her food the next day (Which can be anything from a drop of "Sabbath Shots" for a muscled mino to an ultra powerful aphrodisiacSadly she's a thin thing due to a life of focusing more on potions than feeding herself (although a few of her goods can fix that if you wish.)Head pats are her weakness.Girl 3 is one of the guards, a particularly aggressive girl who gets off on "punishing" her prisoners. Heavily muscled, tall (for her species), and with a rack to rival a holstaur (when applicable) she's gonna take your rehabilitation into her own hands. Surprise contraband checks and special inspections are going to happen semi-frequently and will frequently end up with you getting an hour of "punishment" time with her for breaking the rules (both real and imagined). As rough as this is, she may take you into the guard office every now and then for a beer and movie (your choice) or some sports with her. She also will be very protective of you, getting any prisoner who roughs you up a week in "tentacle solitary"After five years of this, your name will be cleared by your tanuki lawyer and MGC will set you free with a written apology, a pat on the head, and the twenty million dollars in reparations. This is on the condition that you take girls one and two with you for "house arrest" with girl three to keep an eye on things. You can get them to become friends with a little work, preventing a bloodbath.
>>13193423I know, right? They're already perfect.
>>13193417Delicious Brown P'Orc when?
>>13193424>>13193350Completed for you all. Sorry if this clogs up the thread, didn't expect another one to pop up today. And no, you can't Alp the guy who looks like Morgan Freeman.
>>13193429Can the guy who looks like Morgan Freeman Alp me?
>people who find monster girls' monster bits intrinsically attractive, rather than liking them because of how they enhance the human portionsThe worst.
>>13193428Delicious brown Krakens when?
>>13193428I'll put it on the doc.
>>13193432This is bait. Here's your reply.
>>13193430 If you want. Although the other girls may not be too happy. Nor the warden who wants to keep him in
>>13193432Might as well throw in such classics as "bob isn't so bad" and "why does no one like futa?" while you're at it.
>>13193435Unf!>>13193436Unf!
>>13192910>>13192913I wanna marry an Abomination!
>>13193432
>>13193419>>13193421BLACKERhttp://imgur.com/8JK5Xe5>>13193423You win this round asshole.
>>13193350>>13193424>Cait SithNOPE.>Merrow againI guess she graduated from being a shark>RyuI'm ok with this. The guards must be pretty strong to keep her on a leash.>SylphWell that's interesting. I guess it could be worse.
>>13192908No it´s not. It is an ornamental piece. If you look at the profile pciture you can see that it´s quite metallic looking, in my eyes unlikely to be an actual part of her.But since it´s never really made clear and (fan)art shows Apohpis both with and without the hood, it could pretty much be either. So whatever your headcannon prefers.
Bob did nothing wrong.
So, I just found this and I think it's absolutely adorable. T-Rex girl is so damn cute Too bad I can't read moon. If anyone knows where I can find a translation, I'd love you forever.http://comic.pixiv.net/works/1224
>>13193443EXTERMINATUS!
>>13193446Damn son, that's hardcore.
>>13193457Anon we know. It's been featured on the Wordpress before and had an Untranslated Story Time on /a/. No one's TL'ing it at the moment.
>>13193417Things like >>13192523 suggest no.
>>13192665The previous Chief God would assign a Demon Lord to destroy civilization whenever humans became too advanced. There's a bunch of technology laying around from then.The MGE takes place during a time where humans and monsters are able to begin leaving traditional medieval fantasy. Gunpowder and steam power are frequently seen, and research into magitek is on-going.
>>13193457Heart attack propability increasing exponentionally. Manga translation required.
>>13193465Mang, I just love it so much. Can't wait for translation.
>>13193350>>13193424>Gazer criminal mastermind with an ass to die forFigures she'd rise to the top. Her kind has an eye for opportunities.>petite Gyoubu Danuki with all the potions and aphrodisiacsAs long as she puts that "Hathor's Blessing" to good use, I'd be her personal daki.>aggressive Manticore guardShe'd probably want frequent cavity searches performed on Ms. Happy.And to top it all off, a hefty sum as reparations after five years.9/10 would get falsely accused again.
>>13193264>Why was she even licking Yuki?She was triple dog dared
>>13193350>>13193424Normal mode>GnomeA gnome mastermind somehow sounds rather unnerving. >HellhoundA quiet Hellhound without the healthy body? I guess i'll help her gain a few pounds. >Dhampir Somehow really fitting for a guard.I'll gladly take them home with me once my name is cleared. Though i'm not too jumpy about the Gnome and their way of bonding. But I assume the Hellhound and Dhampir will prevent that just fine.
>>13193457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMlJvq8oRVA
Any drawfags around?Holstaurus in Tekkaman Blade Armor when?Salamander in Tekkaman Evil armor when?
>>13193350>>13193424>Easy Mode>Anubis>Nightmare>Dragon>Calm, smug Mastermind Anubis>Small breasts, perfect thighs and rear, perfect body-type>Still weak to surprises as is normal>Nightmare Alchemist>Quiet, prone to using her drugs to get what she wants>Likes cuddling>Frail, malnourished body>Muscled, busty Dragon Guard>Fond of "Punishment">Still likes to hang out at times>Protective too>Use 20 mil reparations to get a suitably nice home for the four of us to live in>Act as mediator to help them get along>Help the Dragon keep the other two on the straight>And also help the Nightmare get some meat on her bones>Good-Dreams Cuddle Pile every nightDon't care if easy mode, there is nothing about this situation that I don't love.
>>13193504Forgot link.http://imgur.com/mduJNg3,LJAxPsB
>>13193508hi dragonslut
>>13193514You say that like pointing it out is somehow an achievement.
>>13193513/m/ plz
>>13193515Not to forget that you're Anubisfucker. Dragonsluts are numerous, myself included.I'm calling dibs on Black, by the way.
>>13193515I'm just saying hi, you faggot.
>>13193350Criminal Empire MerrowAlchemist DoppelgangerGuard Minotaur
>>13193323>Type 1 Matango>Type 2 Jurogumo>Type 3 WurmGonna have to go with 2, though 3 is extremely tempting.>>13193350>>13193424>Cyclops Mastermind>Oomukade druggist>Kikimora guardScore.
>>13193508>Dragonslut likes NightmaresThat's something new. Not bad taste.
>>13193526>newNothing new, we've known this for ages.
>>13193519Fair enough?I'm not sure what kind of scales I'd like best. I like to theorize blue, but I've a dragon statue with ruby-red scales that is just gorgeous.>>13193520Hi to you too, faggot.
>>13193519>green dragon best dragon Plus she has the best weed
>>13193527It's news to me.
>>13193209Nemesis?
>>13193533>green dragon best dragon Yes.
>>13193535>"A.N.O.N.S...."
>>13193519Calling dibs on White, preferably with a modest chest and a great ass and hips.Whites are the coolest.
>>13193540Acid blowjobs a shit, ergo Blue Dragon best dragon.
>>13193528White a best.Frosty blow jobs and best ass from swimming
>>13193518Tekkaman is /a/ though, and I don't like those /m/ guys either.
>>13193546>AcidNow I know what you're on.
>>13193547>Frosty blow jobsThat shounds horafying, I hope for your sake she keeps her mouth warm until you're about to cum and only brings you over the edge with a frosty deepthroat stroke.
>>13193350>>13193424>Scylla Mastermind>She's a little lacking up top but her thighs and rear are a work of art that deserves to be framed. Like how would you make that ass even fatter, just thinking about it I.... Oh my...>Red Oni Alchemist>that's scrawny and soft spokenhnnnggg>Aggressive Hornet Guardworst girl if this involves stinger pegging
>>13193547>Best ass from swimmingThis is a very valid point.
>>13193541What.
>>13193555The best,
>>13193546>Acid blowjobs a shitGuess that means you'll hate what I've got planned.
>>13193567Tell me more
>>13193424>>13193350>Hard Mode>Kunoichi Mastermind with great ass and thighs.Hnnng>Black Harpy Potion MakerHNNNNG>Dormouse GuardHNNNNNNNNNG
>>13193561Wrong Nemesis.It's this one. Because the color scheme. He says "S.T.A.R.S." That's the joke.
Gothic lolita Dracolich when?
>>13193567Yes we'll hate it, Alp. Now get back to finishing it so we have something to hate.
>>13193561>From To-Love-RuHow come she's the villain when she's best girl?
>>13193571Shut up, Alp
>>13193568A certain human will be too quick on the draw if you know what I mean, and the lovely ladies he's supposed to be helping relax will be disappointed, so he'll have to go through some training to get used to the strong sensations of sex.Or that's what she says, anyway. Really she just wants to get the pussy juices off of him if they aren't hers.>>13193572Not this week, I said.
>>13193570Tall parasite slime girl hunting anon through the zombie hordes of Tanuki City when?
>>13193575Try again.
>>13193571>Kenkou Cross updates the Dragon entry with the possibility of them becoming zombie dragons>Doesn't provide a new illustration of said zombie dragonwhat a waste
>>13193548>tekkaman is /a/but you're wrong.
>>13193577And what does that have to do with acid?
>>13193574Because evil girls a best.
>>13193587She's a Black Dragon, anon. Her saliva is acidic.
>>13193592Oh.Sounds interesting. Will read.
>>13193577Acid blowjobs when?Rhea loved into a slobbering, ahegaoing mess when?More Rhea being possessive and poorly concealing it when?Impregnation with dragon daughteru when?Chop chop, Alpie!
>>13193594I suppose I should tell you to start from the beginning of the story, but that would be honking my own horn.>>13193595Can't write, procrastinating.
>>13193578>tanuki city>B.O.W. incident happens>tanuki mayor orders the city sealed off>calls in a team of human and monsters specialists to deal with the threat>over the course of a week they sanitize the city>any specimens not destroyed end up in "zoos" and horror themed attractions>survivors rightly think this is bullshitWhat, you thought they'd destroy the city? There's no money in that you no business sense bastard.
>>13193598I will, don't worry. I'm just a huge sucker for monster girl sex involving both pleasure and pain.
>>13193603What a coinky-dinky, I'm also not-very-hard working on a story about S&M with a Dark Elf. Too bad we'll never get there, eh?
>>13193580KC intends for the Zombie Dragon to receive her own profile.I hope we don't have to wait much longer.
>>13193606I much prefer dragons anyway.
>>13193603Do you even know what story he's talking about? The pastebin has no indication on which pastes are part of that story.
>>13193428Here ya go. Boy, I think i need a break now though>Green versionhttp://i.imgur.com/yuT5Hx3.jpg
>>13193585>what is Space Knight TekkamanBut that is neither here nor there, so let's drop it.
>>13193615Oh yes. You did good man. You did good.
>>13193323>>13193335>>13193342>>13193358>>13193384Intrigued by the mystery girl, you leave the group to chit chat with herTurns out that you recognize her, she's that serial killer the news has been reporting on the past week. Before you can run off, she stops you, and tells her side of the story.According to her yarn that sounds all too much like an 80s action flick, she claims she's an agent sent from the future to stop a devastating war between man and monster spurred on by the forces of darkness. Already she's killed what she claims are key commanders and generals on both sides. And, lucky (or unlucky) for you, you are apparently her fated companion in ending the war, spoken of by the gods themselves. The kicker? Even numbered posts means she's telling the truth. Spending the night with her will result in disposing of the bartender's body, followed by an intense night of lovemaking in her hotel room. Hope you like being on the run.
>>13193612...Good point, actually.Eh, I'll find it somehow.
>>131936211. Valley of the Dragonette2. Willis the Peon3. Rhea and WillisThere.
>>13193620>mfw all I can imagine is a kuudere golem going "I like your dick" in the T-1000 voice
>>13193620Goddammit Anon, I'm watching Terminator right now. Stop following me!
>>13193634But the T-1000 talked in a normal voice.
>>13192537Herehttp://pastebin.com/cQQqmrUEPrepare for rough sex.
>>13193634>Golem girl>With Arnod Schwarzenegger's voice...Huh.
>>13193634that's dumb
>Wiki Chromatic Dragons>Green Dragon>They smell like chlorine gasSwim team Green Dragon in a stunning one-piece when?!
>>13193639Oh, it exists already? Nevermind then.
>>13193640>DO IT, DO IT NOW!!
>>13193638>Not remembering the "I like your bike" scene
>>13193646>CUM IN ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
>>13193648>Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
So, is it true that Kenkou revived male dwarves in his setting? Just something I think I read somewhere. Another question: are elf males (and dwarf ones, if they are a thing) similar to human dudes in a sense of being MG's sex targets, producing Tasty Spirit Mana™, able to be incubized etc.?Sorry for bothering, just no idea where to lurk in world guides for this and if it's even there.
>>13193639>implying you'll cum when you have a cracked pelvis>implying you can feel "amazing pleasure" when someone's pounding into you hard enough to put you into a full body castThese stories are dumb
>>13193664m8 orgasm is just a physiological response to sexual stimulation, some pain isn't gonna stop thatyou probably wouldn't even be able to feel it though in that kind of situation
>>13193664MAMONO MANA
>>13193655We all know what you want. Take a few hours out of your day and READ. THE FUCKING. GUIDE.
>>13193664MAMONO MAGIC
>>13193655Male dwarves have always been around but they're on the verge of extinction. They liked how their women suddenly got all hot and slutty but didn't realize until it was too late that they were only having daughters.The wood elves have all sorts of magical barriers up around their villages so they're the last real bastion of male monsters left in MGE land. But even then, they're crumbling slowly.
>>13193664They're stylized fiction, anon. Not really supposed to be faithful to 'real' sex. That's why they're fun to read.
>>13193666>pain wouldn't stop an orgasmLet's see how hard you cum with third degree burns, faggot.Or something as simple as being shot.
>>13193668>wanting to read about KC's shitverse
>>13193620Sounds like a fun kind of girlRolled: Dragon Now if she actually speaks the truth then that would be great. Otherwise I might have an evil homicidal possibly yan dragon as a partner.
>>13193672KC doesn't consider dwarves and elves male monsters but demi-humans.
>>13193675You're looking for second degree burns, third degree ones are the ones that are so extensive that your nerves are just plain gone so they don't actually hurt
>>13193677>hurr guys, guys, pls tell me whats what in MGE>lol, read the guide?, the material relating directly to what's being asked about? That's dumb ROFLKill yourself.
>>13193683>don't actually hurtno anon, they hurt really really bad.
>>13193655>revivedThey were always there. Are you trying to start a shitstorm with "muh monsterboys"?
>>13193350Fuck it, I'll do this one too.>Criminal mastermind Youko>Roommate/Alchemist Dwarf>Prison Guard Eros (Goddess of Love)By the looks of things I've got a pretty good set-up here. Fluffytail criminal mastermind who is weak to hugs and cuddles is olev, Dwarf alchemist seems pretty cool and probably real bro, and the irony of the Goddess of Love serving as a prison guard is just delicious.
>>13193672Thanks.>>13193668S-sorry anon, I swear I will.
>>13193683Try cumming in such a state anyway, homosexual.
>>13193675>Let's see how hard you cum with third degree burns, faggot.I will if I can find an Ignis.
>>13193686Ayyy
>>13193695Blue board, dude.
>>13193695Blue board faggot.
>>13193692No duh. >some faggot asks about elves and dwarves>inevitably becomes about monsterboys vs demi human shitflinging>then the alp posting begins>then "it's not gay if it's an elf" bullshit>or "not wanting a dwarf bro to alp for you">RABLE RABBLE RABBLE!God you people are stupid.
>>13193620GazerNot bad, hope she's telling the truth though.>>13193678Gratz bro you got a truthful time dragon
>>13193697You know it doesn't work that way.
>>13193323>Slyph>Medusa>Kitsune-biMedusa, no question.
>>13193704What did you expect from autist general?
>>13193704B-but I love shitposting
>>13193615Nice
>>13193592How acidic?
>>13193724Lemon.
>>13193715I thought autistic people were supposed to be good at logic because of diminished emotional response, so they would know not to reply to bait posted every five threads....Sorry, I forgot, this is 4chan.
>>13193731Eh, it's a life.
>>13193731Autism isn't really one set of symptoms. Another aspect of it is that people tend to be extremely inflexible in their beliefs and ways of doing things. Probably why 'autism' gets thrown around so much since you can look at someone who refuses to accept another opinion or point of view and say they're autistic.
>>13193731Baiting is funBait-chan is my waifu
>>13193731>I thought autistic people were supposed to be good at logicThey aren't. Autism doesn't make you any smarter or dumber any more than schizophrenia does.
>>13193727Just wondering if it's gonna hurt or not.
>>13193745Your waifu a shit and everybody has used her at one point.
>>13193748No. It might be mildly irritating. The point is that there's a feeling of cleanliness afterwards.
>>13193707I guess you are less lucky anon. Hopefully shes after killing others and not you.
>>13193750No bully pls ;_;
>>13193350>>13193424>AlrauneControlling the crime in the city from her pot? Sounds cool.>SahuaginOf course, nobody would expect a sahuagin to do anything, because everyone forgets they exist. I would be her test subject. >GirtabliluBrutal, but I'll play the part of the innocent man so well that she'll feel sorry for me.
You know what this world needs? More Diablo-tan.
>>13193620>SuccubusPass.
>>13193762My brother
>>13193760>Playing innocent with a sadistic girlTitus laugh.jpg
>>13193770http://i.imgur.com/oC0ElWp.jpgDo it faggot.
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/love-tyrant-r6490/An angel cosplaying as a demon or something is still a monster girl, right?What about a sociopathic immortal yandere?
>>13193773I'll be so nice and gentle that she'll want nothing more then to violate my face until it's sore, before dragging me into an empty cell to "interrogate me" I'll even pretend not to be a slut.
>>13193752Was hoping for slightly painful but outweighed by the pleasant sensations of the blowjob, but that is fine too.And that last line is making me imagine her cleaning Willis by just licking him everywhere.
>>13193785>sociopathic immortal yandereYou've gained my attention.
>>13193752Are her other fluids like that?
>>13192559Sounds sorta like the Strain but with less dumb vampires.
The topic is things you'd die from joy if your wife said in the bedroom.Start.
>>13193790You're imagining correctly.>>13193793Yes.
>>13193801I'm pregnant!
>>13193782The glowing orifices are a nice touch.
>>13193802Oh boy that's great. I would ignore the burning and just dig in.
>>13193762I want to marry Satan.
>>13193782That pussy looks like it'd just roast my dick if I put it in
>>13193801Let's have an orgy with the girls.
>>13193812Or maybe it's just really warm. Don't be a scaredy cat
>>13193790>>13193810Point of order. Acid itches when it contacts skin. What burns is when your skin sloughs off or it hits something exposed like a cut.That itching is your fleshy proteins decomposing btw
>>13193801"I love you" with feeling.Lich's aren't exactly known for their heartfelt statements.
>>13193819>Things said before needing penile surgery
>>13193823So? I would need bandages, and I wouldn't be able to eat solids for days, but it would be so worth it.
>>13193823A bit of itching along with the usual pleasure of sex actually sounds kind of awesome, as long as there's no real damage done.
>>13193801I know it isn't Christmas, but my sister is coming over. We can try that boob sandwich thing you kept talking about when you were drunk.
>>13193812Grow a pair of bollocks and stick it in, faggot. For all you know you'll be assaulted with the pleasures of ten thousand pussies.
>>13193839Well there isn't. Not in my story anyway.
>>13193819Enjoy your no dick and alphood, I guess
>>13193840Good taste.
Paradox translation when
>>13193836It means your dick would be covered in callouses for a while at best, nearly solid scar tissue at moderate, and that your little buddy would look like Darkman at worst. Well, superworst would be it falling off but let's not go there.
>>13193843Well that's great, then.
would you make a deal with the devil to allow the mge world to invade the real world?
>>13193848I miss snoopify anon ;_;
>>13193848Is that Snoop Dog or Snoop Lion?
>>13193860>having imaginary friends
>>13193854"At best" sounds totally worth it to me.The others, not so much.
>>13193866It's called a hypothetical anon.
>>13193823>not wanting to have your dick denatured by her lewd acids
>>13193860Because that always turns out so well. You dumbass.
>>13193860Yes, and then I would join them so they could turn Hell into a demon realm.
>>13193860>Wanting them to invade>Not invading them or at least grabbing a ticket to monster land for yourself and a thousand of your closest most-desperate friendsTraitor-kun plz. If I'm selling my soul, it's not for your slave fantasy.
>>13193861Did he died?
>>13193860No way, he'll fuck it up somehow or it isn't him.
>>13193801I'm pregnant with octuplets>>13193860>the real world3D monstergirls? Nah.
>>13193861Faggot.
>>13193880They would still be 2D. Think Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
>>13193870I've gotten acid burns doing lab work before. I can't fantasize about it being somehow sexy or pleasurable.
>>13193843So just an itchy feeling from her juices, no OH GOD MY DICK IS MELTING?
>>13193801I'm real.
>>13193801You're so good at this, please, I want more.
>>13193878Yes, he died from weed overdose
I want a virgin lilim to rape me and take me as her husband. Tender loving femdom a best.
>>13193889>weed overdoseu w0t m8?Did he inject them into his veins or something?
>>13193812>stick dick in Diablo>finish and pull out>your dick is tannedWell looks like you have to go to the beach then
>>13193889Damn. That must have taken a shitload of weed.
>>13193893This reminds me that I should compile that Stalker Lilim stuff from a while back.
>>13193894He fell into one of the weed vats at his processing facility and drowned.
>>13193900>stalker lilimPlease tell.
>>13193902>Overdose by drowning in liquid weedThe fuck
>>13193904I wish the writefag responsible would have pastebinned it or made it into a story.
>>13193323>amazoness(how fitting)>honey bee>SahuaginDoor number 3 motherfuckers.
>>13193845>>13193854We say that loss of penis leads to alphood, but I think this is wrong. Since the conditions are wanting to be a woman or being with men, losing your dick wouldn't just do that. We're assuming spirit energy comes from the dick, but if you read cautiously, you'll see that the penis is the spot where spirit energy is most abundant, not the source of it. If you lose your penis, you can just MAMONO MANA it back when you find a wife. Just get ready for months of cuddling sessions until it grows back.
>>13193932>Just get ready for months of cuddling sessions until it grows back.Damn, now I imagined a guy regrowing his dick like a sapling, where it starts out long-ish and super thin. He would start out fucking his waifu's hymen, and it hymen would stretch out as his dick grew back.
>>13193932You can't get mamono mana without dicking mgs
>>13193949But that's WRONG, you fucking retard. You can incubize by simply BEING AROUND a MG long enough, with no sex involved. Not to mention all the demon realm items and fruits which are loaded with the stuff.
>>13193959No, enjoy being alp
>>13193949There's always oral.
>>13193963Read the guide you annoying piece of shit.
>>13193946Anon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>13193967Alp pls go
>>13193949All living and/or magical beings radiate their own mana in the MGE. It can corrupt humans on its own.
>>13192451This is my fetish and I need more like this
"It's okay, panty-thief. I won't tell anyone... if you make it worth my while"
>>13193996Just play the game, almost all endings are torture, vore and death
Would a Monstergirl leave you alone if you told her you were having a horrible headache?
>>13193997I would, if you weren't an elf.
>>13194004They would kiss your boo-boo.
>>13194004It's scientifically proven that sex provides at least temporary relief from headaches so no, quite the opposite
>>13193997EwwwAn elf
>>13194004Mamono mana fixes headaches.
>>13194006Guess that means you're getting tattled on. Besides, Elves can be olev too, didn't you ever watch Elven Bride?
>>13194013Headaches kill my libido instantly.
>>13194017She'll have to rape me, I'll make it as unsexy as possible. I want her to feel like the awful person she is.
>>13193973>>13193963>>13193949>“spirit energy” that is contained within the semen, saliva, etc. of human men>Spirit energy is plentiful in human bodily fluids, especially semen. Besides drinking it through their mouth and ingesting it, they most prefer to milk it out using their vagina by having sex with a man. Since spirit energy is mainly taken in through sex in this manner, while “sex” is an act of reproduction for monsters, at the same time it is also “feeding.” Additionally, the taste and smell of spirit energy lingers faintly on a man's body, and is comparatively thicker on the penis. Monsters can enjoy the taste by licking a man's body, or taking it in their mouth or vagina. For monsters, a man's very existence itself is like a sweat treat because he has spirit energy within his body that they can taste and enjoy by licking, sucking, and having sex, resulting in pleasure that soothes their body and heart.MAINLY, not the only way, and monsters pour demonic energy into the man when they absorb his spirit energy. Feel free to fuck off alp pusher.
What is the last movie you saw?Oh really? That's cool, well no matter how bad it was the entire cast is replaced with MGs! How is it? Friday (but with MGs) - a jabberwock dealer and down on her luck Cheshire hang out smoke some weed and try to stay alive in MGC Compton.
>>13194020She's not raping you, you slut. She's telling the teacher you were sneaking around in the girl's locker room.
>>13194018Fapping makes migraines even worse, for that matter. I remember one time I was coping with it until I started fapping and I guess increased my heartbeat or something like that and I was fucking incapacitated.
>>13194024>Hot FuzzI...
>>13194017>Elven BrideWhat's with all the Elven Bride talk on /mgg/?
>>13194024>UnbrokenWell that kinda speaks for itself really>A paladin who is captured along with his fellows>One Dark Elf in particular does her everything she can to break him.
>>13194004Race of my pick would almost certainly do "just this time", but if you're asking if this would generally work on MG's, then probably no, they'd know better about male's sexuality and go all "you rest and I'll just bounce on top/not your head I'm gonna use/it's oral then" etc.
>>13192528its pretty much fa/tg/uy the anime.
Everybody's favorite slut for masochism here.I need ideas to write about
>>13194027Well I'm not here for her fucking panties so she has no reason to get pissy.
>>13193926That was so good.Kind stalkers are pretty high tier. Regular stalkers are pretty good too though.>>13194024>FoxcatcherStill wouldn't want to watch it again.
>>13194024>What We Do in The ShadowsPretty self-explanatory.
>>13194047Dragon mistress trampling her slave's dick with her BIG MEATY CLAWS until he pitifully cums
>>13194024>GodzillaI guess being an attractive woman might have earned Godzilla more screentime
>>13194047Human boy getting forced into making porn for Monstergirl NEETs
>>13194047Masochistic lonely hobgoblin with heavy self loathing because she never had anyone praise her boobs, thus leading her to believe she was worthless?
You finally meet your monster waifu and want to settle down, what would be your ideal place to live with her? An apartment in the city, a quiet countryside home or some shack in the woods?
>>13194047Being used by a strange Dire Wolf and her litter. She's instructing them on proper techniques to capture and subdue a man. Once she's given her practicum, she hits you with manticore barbs and makes sure you can't fight off her daughterus. Used up and thrown away by a pack, left in some field somewhere covered in all their fluids and your own. Maybe she'll be 'nice' and at least cover you in a towel, or maybe she'll mark you and make sure you can't leave so some other young wolf girls can have an easy meal.
>>13193997Where is the rest of my team? Where is my backup? Why haven't I subdued her yet? I'm no amateur panty-raider.Unless she's confronting me elsewhere, in that case it's her word against mine. So i'll just walk away.But not before grabbing her, nibbling on her ears and whispering sweet words in her ears for a moment.Elves are olev.
>>13194068Wherever she would like to live.
>>13194068Spooky manor.
>>13194047Stockholm Syndrome ending with a yandere Jinko/Werebat/Nekomata. Or any other monstergirl that isn't ever shown as yandere.
>>13194004She would make it slow and tender instead, since >>13194013
>>13194004Depends on the species in question.>That moment when your slime waifu insists on cradling your head in her fluids as a makeshift icepack.>>13194024>Darby O'Gill and the Little PeopleAs if that Banshee wasn't scary enough. Now I'll have to cum-hither on her.
>>13194047Going ghost hunting with some friends in an abandoned mansion and getting seduced by a ghost girl that takes you to an undead orgy in the graveyard in the back.
>>13194054This, but instead she teases him with her mouth and breasts. Slowly applying pressure on and off until he can't stand it.
>>13194047Kikimora sabotaging her Masters date.
>>13194098WELL SHE IS MY DEAR, MY DARLING LOVE!
>>13194089>Kesaran Pasaran
>>13194098>Yuki-onna waifu smothering your head between her breasts in place of an ice pack.
>>13194068Anywhere is fine, though I prefer a calm area above a busy one. A proper internet connection to the place is a requirement aswell.
>>13194054The reason she's being particularly rough with him was because she thinks he's unhappy with her and that he wants to be with someone else, and felt horribly jealous and insecure and wanted to both punish him, and show him her affection the only way she really knows how, by dominating the fuck out of himIt would be followed by tears, talks and tender make up sex
>>13194115HER EYES SO SPARKLING, FULL OF FUN.
>>13194054But when I think of that scenario all I can hear in my head is>Hora hora! You can't even last the full five minutes!?>You worthless cockroach! Waste of flesh!>I should have burned you to cinder when I had the chance!>You'll never penetrate my hide with such a weak cock! Go on! Say what's happening!>Say 'Mianth is making this poor excuse for a man cum with her claw!'>Tch. You got my claws dirty, you scum.>Ara? You're crying? Have you really lost the will to fight?>Mfufufu. Now that you've been broken it's time for me to eat you whole.>My mouth? Don't be a fool. I'm not going to put your disgusting flesh between my fangs.>I'm going to eat you with THIS mouth.>Go ahead and squirm, but the result will be the same! You humans are only born to serve as my disposable cocks, ripped from your mother's teat like the object you are!And other tryhard bullshit
>>13194024>interstellar with mgs>mg crying while watching her husbando getting older and witheringNoice
>>13194128>Wanting ugly lizard feet on your dickGross. Only the finest for me: Set's fluffy footpaws.
>>13194118I meant a notable monstergirl that hasn't been written as yandere yet.
>>13194131Drunken wee-people!
>>13194108>kikimora tries to sabotage her masters 'date'>gets to the restaurant and hides in the booth behind her master>looks for his date>kikimoras mother and father walk in and sits with her master>her master asks her parents to marry her >they accept (her dad had to be a few wine bottles in to soften his resolve though)>her master turns around on one knee holding a boxAnd that was how Anon became a family man.
>>13194132Saya is lifeSaya is love
>>13193926>I wish the writefag responsible would have pastebinned it or made it into a story.People actually liked that? I mean that wasn't even something I actively tried to develop, it was just thread relevant at the time.
>>13194140And you, a knowledgeable man?
>>13194132Domination, anon, not just plain abuse.
>>13194150Well keep doing more please.
>>13194155Fuck you Red Dragons are abusive
>>13194155But the other requests are all way better anyway, so do those instead.
>>13194147Saya is a monster.Saya needs to be purged.
>>13194157It'd ded dude. I would have completely forgotten about it had you not inadvertently jogged my memory. Like that one with the homless Alice Oh well, I'll save it and maybe write something propper out of it later, like I did with homeless alice. Feel free to take it over entirely.
>>13194163>Wanting to purge one of Lovecraft's beautiful, yet grotesque childrenYou and I are going to be enemies.
>>13194020That gives me an idea>Anon grows up with his childhood friend, lets just call her dense Ushi-chan>Everything is fine, she's a super sweet girl, but then she hits puberty>Anon knows what's coming, he can feel it a mile away>He doesn't mind since he likes her>He is a little annoyed that she's fighting it so hard, and hasn't picked up on the hints he's been dropping since they were in preschool>He decides to play a little trick on her>When she finally snaps and rapes him he puts on the act of a life time>Shock, confusion, tears, begging, a well-practiced look of betrayal>Afterwards he shifts into the traumatized victim performance, perfected with the help of too many made-for-TV movies>Dense ushi is horrified>It's a lot more effective than Anon thought it would be>He starts to feel bad and decides to drop the act and cheer her up>So now she thinks she mind-broke him and he's gone Stockholm Syndrome>She decides she has to take responsibility for her actions by helping to rehabilitate him>She turns super tender and non-sexual, trying to help him through his 'trauma'>He tries to set her straight but she's harem MC tier dense and just apologizes for mind-breaking him>He tries to fuck some sense into her but she just attributes his actions to her 'abuse' and goes along with it, allowing him to do as he pleases with her body>When that doesn't work he decides to hold out on her until her sexual needs overwhelm her and she rapes him again>Which just starts the whole process all over again>Anon realizes he has to just keep fucking her all the time to keep her needs from piling up again and sending her off into another depression when she inevitably rapes himThat's how Anon ended up with a tender, overprotective ushi wife who thinks she's a husband-abusing rapist.
>>13194154Now go away now Banshee! Yer spooky arse ain't gonna scare m- OH DAMNATION DAT'S A FINE PHANNY.
>>13194143adventures of dense kiki sounds like something I'd like to read
>>13194155See that's the thing, I don't know how into anything other than abusive femdom.I'm the kind of fag who'd have Diablo-tan destroying some poor guy's pelvis before cumswapping with a kiss into Imperius-chan's mouth getting the little angel fanny flustered.That or HAHA FRESH MEAT being dug off to Butcher's rape dungeon/workshop, where he's strung up on a rusted meat hook and chain by a weathered rope and used to feed her via blowjobs and the occasional unhygenic doggy style fuckings where she clenches her pussy so tight he can't even escape
>>13193997Twenty bucks and my phone number.
>>13194190I'd enjoy both of these.As long as Diablo-tan's pussy is also searing hot
Will you take her hand?
>>13194189>propose to dense Kiki>she doesn't understand why you're practicing for when you actually propose
>>13194047Alp facing retribution from pissed off monstergirls by being tied up, blindfolded, gagged, teased, and denied orgasms/spirit energy
>>13194180It's not like Ushi's aren't good housewives anyways.
>>13194190Then get to writing that shit nigga, my dick is ready...Please.
>>13194207No.I'd rather live the life I have right now.
>>13194143Kikimora's are just pure love.
>>13194207>Implying Cirno cares and isn't just in it to set you up for a (most likely fatal) prankGensokyo fairies are dicks
>>13194068Probably the ruins where we met. It would take some getting used to, but logically it is probably better than taking her to the big city or something.>>13194189Yep. I would definitely read that too.>>13194180Hilarious. Poor Ushi. Although I guess when you are harem MC dense you deserve it.
>>13194207Yes, then let her drag me to gensokyo and leave her to find a better 2hu.
>>13194250>being fooled by the dumbest creature in 2huverseShamefur dispray
>EvensWork on story>OddsFap and work on it tonight.
>>13194268rekt
>>13193000>Girl's crying with a black eye because her mother hit her again>Better act like a slut and talk to her in gym shorts>>13192535I knew I forgot one of them.Damn it.
>>13194254Awoo?
>>13194268Get to work and stop procrastinating.
>>13194272Nah, I'll start up after I eat. No biggie. Chapter 2 soon. Just need to read more Hodgson to get the mood right.
>>13194268Use your horniness as energy to write lewd scenarios.
>>13194275Of course, all the best 2hus are animal girls.
>>13194286That's what I'm doing in chapter 4. But I haven't even started 2, and I like setting up a long romance. Just to make it all feel amazing when it finally happens. It's not gonna be for everyone.
>>13194275>>13194288
>>13194273It will lead to cuddling, the shorts and such are just to distract her long enough to go in for the hug
>>13194288hairy is better than momizi
>>13194298Honk
>>13194300Why not just flat out hug her without wearing the shorts?
>>13194311 Because she will push me away and try to pretend to be fine if she sees me, however if she sees me and is surprised...
>>13194317Well, whatever works for you.
>>13194301>having shit taste
>>13193519Alleged Dragonslut here. What is a Dragonslut?
>>13194341A man who loves Dragons to the point of being a slut for them even if he has a waifu that isn't one.
>>13193620>DhampirNow I can only hope I get an odd numbered post.
>>13194331>Dicking the daughteru
>>13194171Continue homeless Alice you bastard. Don't toy with my feelings like this.
>>13194331Tengu a shitThere, I said it
>>13194331I really shouldn't want this. But I totally do. /r/ing shouldn't want.jpg
>>13194365The wolf tengu are. Crow Tengu a best.
>>13194362It was already pretty grimderpy so I was going to have the guy returning every now and then pretending that he got off on the dominance and convenience, but then realising that it was actual genuine emotion he felt for her when he stumbled across another man trying to rape her and knocks the fucker out. then he takes her home and healing happens. but I'l probably never get around to writing it.
Wolves are the best.
>>13194358>Being a faggot
>>13194358>not dicking daughteruAre you an alp or something?
>>13194374Yes.
>>13194372>Healing>Not just taking her home and making her his onaholeYou disappoint me.
>>13194349But what if my waifu is a Dragon? Am I still a Dragonslut?
>>13194358>Denying best love
>>13194389I'm a sucker for healing man, what can I say.
>>13194390Do you wear aprons around the house and nothing else?
>>13194374You don't have to repost the same picture every time Bob, especially the ones .Less drew for you.
>>13194390Do you want nothing more then to worship her? Would you do anything she asked of you? Would you drink her juices like it was the finest wine? Is yes, then you're slut.
>>13194397Nah. I live in Frosty Moe Land so I'd get too cold, also I don't have much time to lounge around at home, and cooking in a naked apron isn't actually a great idea in practice.
>>13194374I need stories!Stories with wolfgirls!
>>13194418There once was a wolf girl, who was so ugly no on loved her. The end.
>>13194396Well, regardless, if you finished it, I'd begrudgingly read the fuck out of it.
>>13194421That didn't help at all.
>>13194413Do you go behind stores and under bridges to let single and unloved Dragons cuddle, hand hold, and kiss you?
>>13194410Yeah... I'm gonna have to answer no. Mostly due to the implications behind the wording.
>>13194424Faggot
>>13194427Come now anon, who do you think I am? Why would you even ask such a question when the answer is so obvious. The answer is yes.
>>13194434The fuck you talking about, you nigger?
>>13194436Then you qualify as a Dragon Slut.
>>13194423Man I'm already writing stuff though.I can't stick to more than one story at a time, I'm too dumb.
>>13194195>>13194231You won't enjoy it because it's me.
>>13194461Nonsense.
>>13194461As long as the story's good, I don't care who writes it. Just write it right.
>>13194024>Mononoke>Still a story about a dude who "cannot stay his blood hand">Only this time with a wolf girl, and several P'OrcsNot too bad.
>>13194443I'm not that guy, but I would do the same, despite loving my Lich. Everyone deserves love, man. Well... almost everyone. Living a life with very little love has taught me to cherish it and spread when possible.
>>13194478You are the fabled Ultra Mega Slut?
>>13194443What can I say? I like Dragongirls, and there's no way I could resist giving some much needed loving to lonely Dragon Christmas cakes.Assuming I'm not already taken. I may be, as you say, a Dragonslut but I'm still a loyal husbando.
>>13194488The original Dragonslut says the same thing, and we keep catching him behind the same store spooning with various Dragons.
>>13194486Probably. I don't give out free sex, but I'll love the fuck out of most things. I guess I should embrace it.
>>13194486No that's me.
>>13194024>John Wick>A Kikimora avenges her dead Hellhound friend by killing most of the Russian mob
>>13194421Thanks Patrick
>>13193394terriblefetishes.gif
>>13194494Hey, fuck you bud! I've got integrity. Well, no I don't actually. But I am loyal and honest if nothing else.So basically if the Mrs. is more than perfectly okay with it, then I'm down for some extra Dragoin-loving off on the side.
>>13194553Meat, huh? I like meat. Tell you what, if you can go buy some I'll make us some nice Prime Rib for dinner. As tender and juicy as you want. And over dinner, we can discuss our lovely future and how I can buy my ticket between them lovely thighs.
>>13194557Slut.
>>13194553>Those earswould nibble
>>13194553That was fast.
>>13194566That's years old.
>All this diablo demons loveI need to confess something.D3 Femsader is my waifuplz no bully
>>13194554Literally niggersWould lynch
>>13194553She's talking about blowjobs right?Right?
>>13194553How did this come about?
>>13194568Ah, never mind.
>>13194553>Ah looking for Baal? >Perhaps you'd want me instead?>COLD FIELD
>>13194576She's talking about throwing you to the ground, forcing your legs open, and gobbling up that succulent sausage between your legs.Followed by slathering your cock in so much saliva and drool that you can't tell if she's really trying to eat you or not. Followed by using her horns for handlebars.Followed by vigorous fucking in the kitchen like wild animals.
>>13193323>Amazon>Blue Oni>ChesireThis shit is actually too fitting for the girls. How about wacky bar stories with the whole gang instead of a pick-n-fuck?>>13193620>ScyllaThe good times at the bar ends when [YOU] get kidnapped and it suddenly becomes kidnapping drama with three Liam Neesons out to save [YOU].
>>13194560Call me what you want, but don't you fucking bring my loyalty to my waifu into this bud.
>>13194554I took a shit that has the color of that elvennigger.
>>13194586Nobody's questioning your loyalty, we're just calling you a slut for still going out and passing out love to lonely MGs even though you have your wife's permission.
>>13193860yeah i would
>>13194587Did you fuck it?
>>13194595It wasnt kawaii enough.
>>13194592>still going out and passing out love to lonely MGsHey, not just any MG! Specifically lonely Dragongirls. And besides, someone has to.
>>13194601>delicious brown>not kawaii enoughYou gay, son? What else do you want?
>>13194583Can we go out for ice cream after?
How about a semi albino anubis, white hair and fur but still has brown skin?
>>13194604>someone has toStart a lonely dragon support group. And a lonely human support group in the next room.Things will sort themselves out from there.
>>13194620Wurmanon plz
>>13193350Hard Mode:1) Dormouse2) RyuGuard: TentacleAggressive Dormouse shouldn't be too hard, I can treat the Ryu with kindness, and the Tentacle is fine as long as those ain't going where they shouldn't. After that, a cozy house, just big enough for us to live in comfortably, with the rest of the money put away to ensure future comfort. And seeing as the Ryu is the strongest and she's fine as long as the reverse scale isn't touched, the Tentacle can keep the Dormouse in check and after awhile evenings just become Tentacle Sex Orgy Hours. Perfect.
>>13194621Spaceworm has one but with gold blonde? instead of white
>>13194621There's a picture of that somewhere. She has golden eyes too.
So guys.Have you got your tickets to see MetalMorphosis LIVE in Monster Girl City?
>>13194621>semi albinoJust give her hair a magical origin.
>>13194623Quick question:Suppose I married the lot of the lonely Dragons instead? Would that still make me a Dragonslut?
>>13194635I never found metal appealing.
>>13194635Stop.
>>13194620>>13194628How would the various monster girl species deal with a handsome young man with the naive and curious personality of a wurm?
>>13194635Why hasn't KC made a Metal Queen slime yetThis shit writes itself
>>13194637Archer Anubis?Would've figured a Kiki
>>13194553BAH! BLOODY CREEPS
>>13194635>no wingsSTILL. MAD.
>>13194649>Anon has sex with a Metal Queen Slime>"Anon gained 30010 experience!">DQ level up jingle
>>13194635I don't go out to concerts.>>13194647>Stop trying to spark discussions and have fun with topics that entail Monstergirls.
>>13194616Im too emotionally inmature and insecure to fuck a shit.
>>13194644Are you male?
>>13194649He doesn't intend to make a Queen Slime for each variant. They do exist, but they're apparently too rare to warrant a profile.We are missing the Metal Slime.
>>13194641The Dragonslutest.
>>13194665Indeed I am.
>>13194667Even if I'm not going out cuddleslutting anymore?
>>13194663RP shit is just autistic.Fuck off to tumblr if you want to do that shit.
>>13194664What a faggotGit gud
>>13194678I didn't see any indication that he's RPing. He didn't use quotes, greentext or anything. He just posted a pic of Mothgirl and asked a question; jokingly, of course.Stop being a fucking sperg.
>>13194676You wouldn't need to. You'd be the live in cuddleslut of a whole clutch of dragons.
>>13194681How about you fuck off instead.
>>13194634This one?Set's daughters are truly the best.
>>13194682Just as planned.
>>13194685Out of arguments aleady? Guess we're done here, then.>>13194687Yeah, that one. She's pretty cute, despite the rather intriguing design of her pants.
>>13194687Now that's one that I wouldn't mind serving. Pretty rare.
>>13194688Clever slut.
>>13194697Better procure her some 'Anubis Butter'.Those fluffy white paws aren't going to massage themselves.
>>13193577>Continuing to "Clean" himDoes she do this with all the "Products" they catch? Is that her job?
>>13194685Listen, just so we're all clear...I bought a ticket, so...
>>13194687>You will never meet an Anubis girl who claims she is a direct descendant of Set>And has difficulty staying the blood of the Hound of Darkness in her veins
>>13194024>Kingsman, with MGs>Classy British Spy Monsters, in high-class suitsI like this.
>>13194687>human sized pawsI'm the only one who finds it's disturbing? Probably uncanny valley or somethingKC's HUGE PAWS look comical and cute, this kinda creepy
>>13194068>Ideal place to liveA nice manor, tucked away in a forest, up against a mountain. The manor is built into the mountain, and reaches into a network of built-up and developed tunnels and chambers built throughout the mountain.
>>13194730Nah I'm with yaBig fluffy paws are love
>>13194699>Spend most of time being clutch's cuddleslut>Receive benefits from combined hoard of all Dragons>Receive protection from multiple Dragon, aint' no one gonna fuck with that>Over time Dragons become more submissive to me>Ultimately leaving me in de facto control of a clutch of Dragons along with their treasure hoard, and social/political connections>Also Dragon cuddles
What does this mean?>>13193323>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HeavenWhat?First I got that.Next I got a Arachne.Then I got ahttp://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Royal_MakaiFollowed by http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/WitchFOllowed byhttp://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Original_Chief_Godandhttp://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Elf
>>13194730They look more like fur covered hands than paws.
>>13194730Have hope.Maybe her footpaws are large and fluffy.
>>13194730I have no problems. Mainly because I see human-sized paws as far more practical than giant fluffy ones.
>>13194734Damn dude, this sounds fucking comfy.
>>13194730I like HUGE MEATY PAWS but those are cute too. Like holding a human hand but soft.
>>13194725So like, she's a chuuni?
>>13194747Some monster girls just wouldn't work without their HUGE PAWS though
>>13194740>Ultimately leaving me in de facto control of a clutch of Dragons along with their treasure hoard, and social/political connectionsDon't get ahead of yourself. In the end you'd still only be a lowly, if treasured cuddleslut.
>>13194755Incredibly so.
>>13194488I've begun a trend of Dragonslut-dom.Dunno how to feel about this.>>13194494Well it's true! If I had an actual waifu, I'd be perfectly loyal to her.>>13194557Or you could just get in a situation where you waifu a Dragon, and whatever other MGs is your preference.And they both cuddle you together.
>>13194725>"The hound hungers darling! Run before I cannot control it!">"That's nice dear, Pizza or tacos?">"....The hound will accept pepperoni pizza"
>>13194621Yes.>>13194687YES.
>>13194761Yeah, I'm not so sure you'd get control of their hoard. If anything you would BE their treasure.>>13194757Yeti paws too good.
>>13194757Does Yeti have the cutest and fluffiest paws in MGE?
>>13194725>Chuuni AnubisAdorable.>>13194749I think so. There's a natural hot spring buried somewhere up in that mountain too, among other amenities.
>>13194780Yes
>>13194780The answer is yes. Yetis are the very epitome of fluff and comfy.
>>13194772>you would BE their treasure.Also acceptable.
>>13194730I like them, yet the feet of the one in the OP bother me.
>you will never get cryptic phone calls telling you to remove the monster menace
>>13194791>>13194792How does Yeti fluff feel on your dick?
>>13194725>Tries to do pic-related while having a monologue about her 'dark past'. (She was actually quite well off, as a high-ranking member of the Egyptian Monster Girl Monarchy.)>Her paw is too large to do it properly. It just covers her face completely and muffles her speech.qt
>>13194805Heaven
>>13194805Soft and warm
>>13194801Do you like hurting other monsters?
>>13194805If that Lilirulu picture is anything to go by, very pleasurable.
>>13194805rugburnhttp://i.imgur.com/HAQRS2U.jpg
>>13194801>"Hi, it's Kate from Miami Loves Dating Service. We have set up a date for you this evening, She'll be waiting for you at South West 53rd place. As usual, make sure you wear something fancy."
>>13194805Fluffy
>>13194818Gotta get a grip.
>>13194818>Hotline Miami with Monstergirls>Chicken mask comes with harpy voices in his head>Often forgets what she's about to tell him/what she just told him>Owl mask with Owl girl voices>Keeps shouting you down for being a bad person>Horse mask with centaur voice>/mgg/ memes
>>13194823Time to go visit those Monster Girl mobsters while wearing a Paladin's great helm I guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zTNr11kk8
>>13193350Mob boss PAWG ScyllaDrug dealer HinezumiCorrupt busty Ignis guardI don't think I've ever been so excited about prison.
Imagine what it would be like, being a top tier in in Monster Girl world.Stronger than an Oni, Faster than a Cheetah Jinko, tougher than a Diamond Golem Girl.Every time you do anything the world watches, either in awe or fear. Entire countries do everything in their power to be on good terms with you. No fear or worry of rape, just absolute bliss
>>13194838Nah man, you'll be wearing a rooster mask because you're a bit of a cock
>>13194850I can dig it, but I'd rather be the secret superboss who walks around, no one knowing who I am. True freedom.
>>13194850I'd probably be a huge asshole.Because every story needs a villain..
>>13194850Damn it feels good to be a gary stu.But on a more serious note, one can certainly train to be so tough. Shit, I'd take a chance at training under a Jinko.
>>13193350>Fat-bottomed, fear-boner inducing Thunderbird mob boss.>Chimera who uses her goat side to make black-market drugs.>Buff Large Mouse Girl who gets off on overpowering men larger than her.1 and 3 are perfect.
>>13194862What antics we talking here?
>>13194869Everything from pulling silly pranks to taking over the world.Remember, being number 1 gets boring really fast without some opposition.
>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs'Nother Greyguard update. Thein kills some zombies and loses it. perspectivechange. Coments and criticismsms are welcome.>update from line 2737
>>13194850Tiberius Motherfucking Chrom.
>>13194850I'd rather be a tormented anti-villain of some sort.
>>13194850and then you get husbando'd and mindbroken into having sex with him 24/7canon end
>>13194873>taking over the world Bah. I'd just skulk around collecting relicks and powers from the age of the former DL, becoming so strong all the gods and DL become gnats, beneath my notice. And collect women, duh.
>>13194850Sounds boring to me. Your mileage might vary.
>>13194884>himWhua?
>>13194897As opposed to being rape fodder?
>>13194891>collect womenTalk about boring.I mean, Imagine the fun you can have when everyone scurries to stop you.
>>13194910>not wanting to be the supercool side character
>>13194908As opposed to something between rape fodder and ultimate gary stu.
>>13194898I'm >implyingbecause you'd have to be a monstergirl to fit that description. Guys exist to be captured, raped, married off and used as cum pumps. That's just the way the world works there.
>>13194915It would be more relaxing, I'll give you that.
>>13194921Oh, hi invincible monsters kun. Suck any dicks lately?
>>13194867>You see that bird in the cell? They call her 'Thunderthighs'.
>dense Kiki is taking a walk with her master>he decides to take her out for a boat ride on the lake>her master makes a comment about how this is 'like a date' for him>"Oh master you will make some lucky woman fall for you if you do this for her!"
>>13194939A man who's not a slut is as useful as a car with square wheels
>>13194921>Guys exist to be captured, raped, married off and used as cum pumpsAnd you wonder why we have paladins.
>>13194942Nicely places fisheye edit.
>>13194950Oni/Amazon pls
>>13194942Am I the only one who thinks Thunderbird looks simply like Etna with a lightning motif?I know I'm not the only one who's okay with that, but nonetheless...
>>13194950Druella pls.
>>13194956You're not. Actually, I wonder what she'd look like with a recolor?
>>13194955I don't know about Oni's, but Amazons would be pretty chivalrous.
>>13194959Summon the Recolour Anon!
>>131949592P edit guy? Are you there?
>>13194961>>13194965Who dares to summon me?
>>13194960>monsters who see men as property, to be dominated and kept small>chilvarousAmazon pls. Pls. Men aren't as dumb as you think.
>>13194970Them.>>13194959>>13194956
>>13194970We humbly request a recolouring of Thunder bird in an etna theme!
>>13194956I see it.>>13194970Thunderbird with Etna Color Scheme pls
>>13194970We wish for a Thunderbird recolor!Maybe with electric blue lipstick as well.
>>13194970I dareI summon thee to use thy magic on the Thunderbird profile picture
>>13194972I'm not roleplaying you autist,
>>13194983>Implying that's any better.
>>13194955>>13194958No really, What use is a man who refuses to fuck monstergirls?
>>13194822I'm not sure why, because I really like them as a whole, but that doesn't look very pleasant to me.>>13194946Oh god. That hurts.
>>13194975>>13194976>>13194977>>13194981Very well. Luckily, I already started that one.
>>13194983>Implying I meant you were>not knowing how monster shilling works
>>13194988To get alped
>>13194988Putting his spiked boot up the ass of monsters who share your attitude.
>>13194988What you were describing is not a man.
>>13194997Fuck off.
>>13194635NahI'm going to a secret show with some dark elf idol. Mori something, I think?
>>13194990Hooray!
>>13194998Honestly, if a man whines when a monster tries to sex him, something is wrong with him.
>>13194942>What's up with those bolts on the front of your shorts?>"What, these? My cooch is sponsored by Gatorade.">...Wait, really?>"Yeah.">...>"...">What flavor?
>>13195020Oh yes, because people should be happy about rape.
How would YOU confess to you MG waifu without sperging spaghetti all over the place?
>>13195021Hopefully orange.
>>13195024I wouldn't mind a good reminder of the good old days of monstergirls.
>>13195024Can't rape sluts.
>>13195020>if you don't want to be given the matango treatment something is wrong with youSeek help.
>>13195029Hopefully she catches me in a silly mood, i can say anything then.
>>13195029>Put weight gain serum in carrot>give carrot to centaur>she worries no one will like her>Tell her I willand don't anyone start the 'YOU'RE FORCING HER INTO IT' shit, how many monster girls use venom, pheromones and giant wooden clubs to force you into relationships?
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDI'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAINRemember plantsect?
>>13195029I would spaghetti. I wouldn't care. Even if I was blushing furiously and stuttering, I would still confess my love. Fortune favors the bold.
>>13195029She is a type that if you want to meet her, you need to go out of your way, so I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need to say much at all for her to get the picture. Just gotta hope she doesn't mistake me for a paladin or adventurer looking for fame. Killing a Lich would get them plenty of it.
>>13195029Hey you.>Yeah?Unzips dick.I want to have fuck you with your legs behind your head and put your footprints on the ceiling.>unzips vaginaRaunchy sex ensues.
>>13195044No because I dropped MGQ before I got to that section.
>>13195029By jamming my face in between her tits and mumbling a confession after several years of sexual tension.
>>13195044I remember everybody talking about it, reinforcing my conviction to never play any of those games.
>>13195038My comrade, although I'd rather do that to a Konouichi
>>13194761As >>13194796 said, I'm okay with that anyway.But just you wait until I impregnate all my dragon waifus, at the very least I'll be able to double my Dragon cuddles! Muhahahaha! And if I impregnate my waifus again and again, I'll be drowning in dragon cuddles! HAHAHAHA!
>>13195029Rape her.
>>13195052The positioning makes me question what race, the phrasing makes me think you're a Arab.
>>13195057>She uses a ninja technique to hide her fat in public>The moment she steps inside the house she exhales and her clothes and tearing
>>13192197You got it!
>'I am beyond fear?', Don't make me laugh, Mortal.>I can smell it coming off of you in waves.>The fear of lonliness, of dying without leaving some way to validate your insignificant existence>You strive to make your mark in history, lest you go forgotten like so many of the arrogant Angels and Men who have tried to end me>Yet the more you've struggled against my children, i've been able to see you for what you really are>You are no Hero, you're just a child playing dress up. Look at you, so weak and feeble before the Mistress of Hades.>Not even my sister, Lilith can stop me. Even she is full of Fear.>Backing away? Oh, that's no good. You may be relying on your base survival instincts to try and shut out the Dark, but you're only fooling yourself.>There is no Light, there is no Dark. There is only a little boy crying for his parents, and a very>Very>Horny demon
>>13195070Y'know, as much as I hate futa, that shit's adorable.If I had someone who was that happy to see me then I would be very grateful.
>>13195029She's a huge nerd so it'll be awkward for the both of us.
>>13195080>>>/lgbt/
>>13195079This is why you embrace and overcome your fear, rather than try and pretend it isn't there.Like Sir Onion here.
>>13195079Oh boy.
>>13195070I thought you guys were supposed to be dedicated to destroying these threads, how come it took you over 15 hours?
>>13195021Go write more spaceworm
>>13195090Wha.. how...Ok, never mind, you're not worth it.
>>13195079I would totally let her violate and torture me until she realized that I wouldn't break. And then she'd love me tender for eternity to try and make up for all the pain.
Gentlemen, we must kill dragonslut anon. His lust for dragon cuddles will lead the world to ruin. Dragons will multiply, stealing the wealth of nations. And I think I don't need to tell you, fights between dragons, at their full power, have the potential to reshape landscapes. Our very existence is threatened by this man. He already has four dragons in his clutch, before it increases, we must end him. We have located the cave he is residing in. Our spies tell us he has each dragon carry different tasks for him, it is when they are out of the cave, that we must move in, and take him out. We have several mages at our service to hide the presence of the group, as well as assassins from various parts of the world. As well as many anti dragon weapons, fashioned form the teeth, and bones of dragon corpses we have managed to acquire. This is a highly dangerous mission, and not all of us may survive, but for the good of our lands, we must. Chief God and Demon Lord be with us.
>>13195065>She uses it to trick Anon when they are together>He thinks it isn't workong and doubles the dosage.I would await the day he walks in on her, him standing there slack jawed while she stoicly tries to not cry in undewear three sizes too small
>>13195070Is it just me or did this gif break in the latest version of firefox?Hmm, this gif isn't working either. http://i.imgur.com/xM1G49g.gif
>>13195061It was a typo.
God bless the Order.
>>13195101That's fucking creepy. Really.
>>13195109Just throw him against Nyans Skaven tide.Solves the both, although we have one guy who keeps posting about familiars who we need to watch out for
>>13195058That crazy. You're crazy. No man should have so much dragon cuddles.
>dense Kiki is working around the house>doesn't see her master rushing in with a new MMO to play>both of them run into each other with her master on top of her>both are staring at each other >dense Kiki tries to get up >her master keeps her pinned to the floor>tells her he loves her, can't stop thinking about her, that she's always in his head>"Oh master! If you say that to your special someone, they will have no choice but to fall for you!">her master just gets up and walks away
How much do you think the folks at #tailpussy fellate each other for their epik troles?
>>13195103Post the cap
>>13195112Or because of the double dosage she's too big to even fit through her door frame
>>13195132Don't have it.
>>13195119More like Order of.......smelly dorks.
>>13195130Probably about the same as ELH tries to shitpost against people he doesn't like due to his endless asspain.
>>13193424>Chimera kingpin>Mimic druglord>Jinko guardI'm pretty happy with this actually
>>13195136Says heretic covered in monster juices.
>>13195132I got your back.
>>13195145*the hereticThe stench made my eyes water and I mistyped.
>>13195148Wonderful
>>13195133 I'd take responsibility for that.Probably tone down the dosage and make her lose weight till she's on the heavy side of chubby.
>>13195145How is that a problem?
>>13195156Shit stinks yo, take a shower
>>13195079That just kind of bums me out, being reminded of my fear of death just kind of shuts me down.So I guess that makes the rape easier for her at least.
>>13195156It is in fact you who stinks. You dumb heretic.
>>13194631>That Awkward moment when the Ryu wants kids and accidentally drugs her and the other two with the baby potion.How do you feel about kids Anon?
>>13195136No Anon, the Order of Priapus!Would a Priapus blessed dick be large enough to crush a cait sith?
>>13195129>this denseSomething tells me that if she touched MANONO MANA, the world would fucking explode
>>13195129Man I love dense Kiki, but what can her master do to win her over?
>>13195167Not a problem as long as we get a babysitter for Fuckfest Friday Night.
>>13195169#tailpussy pls go
>>13195169No but with the use of a hose you could probably fill her with enough spirit energy that she can't do anything more than roll around for a week.This does beg the question of what happens to excess spirit energy of a monster can't burn it all
>>13195161>>13195164There is nothing wrong with showing your devotion to your monstergirl wife by covering each other in your fluids. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>13195065>>13195112Anons, is this your waifu? Tell me if I hit the nail on the head here
>>13195152I'm not really a fan of abuse, I just prefer tender loving femdom, but this is okay too.
>>13195184Absolutely disgusting, take pride in your hygiene man.
>>13195187Can't comment, seen images but not her personality That and I have an impossible standard where more than one chin kills my boner
>>13195192Of course we would shower after that. together
>>13195195>spoilerGlad it's not just me
>>13195206That's fairly normal behavior for a married couple with healthy sex drives, no need to spoiler it.
>>13195156>anon never showers after sex with the waifu>Just puts on his clothes when he needs to get out, still moist>wet, squishy sounds with each step he takes>people cover their noses as he walks by>some even vomit>anon hear someone yell at him form a moving car, to take a fucking bath>he shrugs and walks into the supermarket>the stench is even m ore apparent in the air conditioned building>people run to get away from him but it's futile, the smell wafts everywhere>anon gets his goods, goes to the register>takes out some wet bills>cashier won't take them>anon demands to be talk to the manager>manager has already received countless complaints from workers and clientele about this hippie fuck and has taken steps>shows up, apologizes to anon and asks him to come with him to talk thing out, very respectfully>anon follows him into a back office where twelve beelzebubs are waiting>they carry him off and anon is never seen or heard from again, a deal cemented by a yearly tribute of all the supermarket's trash to the beelzebiAnd before you ask, the grocery store has flamethrowers and anti monster shells turrets mounted everywhere, this does take place in monsterland. So there will be no coming back with a Beelzebub horde to take revenge.
>>13195180Youd probably burn through baby sitters by the truck load.>tfw they have to care for twenty Ryu's, thirteen tentacles, and twenty three large mice
>>13195208A cute face can do wonders Anon, especially when combined with a great personality
>>13195187Secretly a fatty?
>>13195224exactamundo
>>13195219The solution is simple. When they reach 12, hire male babysitters, and slowly have them find husbands.
>dense Kiki is talking a walk with her master>he decides that today will be the day when he gets through to her>they get to an old church near the beachfront >they walk inside to see the pews filled with family and friends>"Oh master! Is this a party?">her master silently leads her to the alter where the priest is waiting >dense Kiki realizes what's happening and what it means between her and her master>faints right there at the alter
>>13195231Disgusting
>>13195116Typo's make Arabs.
>>13195109But Slaying him would only enrage the dragons. And would reveal our Existence to the world, I propose we use Countermeasure D (dragon) against dragonslut. We send in one of our dragon.
>>13195103You're a sick man. Especially for getting off on some half-assed dialogue I wrote. Learn to pick your writers faggot.
>>13195270I did. Stop being self abusive.
>>13195270Shhh, it's okay Bollocks. You can handle praise.
>>13195246That's really cute. I've started to get a thing for kiki's.
>>13195270No. Watcha gonna do about it, nerd?
>>13195270I did pick, and you're one of my favorites.
We bullying writefags now?
>>13194975>>13194976>>13194977>>13194981It's not perfect, but it'll do.I hope
So is a Zashiki Warashi just a Japanese kiki?Would you rape your Zashiki Warashi?http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/choi-hime-r4785
So /mgt/, what's your favorite recent story or piece of writefaggotry that ISN'T from one of the named/well known writefags?
>>13195246>she wakes up later, convinced it's a dream>she sees her master and begins to joke about her dream>she soon realizes that she's at the altar and that it wasn't a dream.>she faints again>repeat until sundown
>>13195293Time to fap.
>>13195291Just the masochistic onesLike always
>>13195293Looks damn good son.
>>13195293Lovely.
>>13195291This isn't really a question directed to writefags themselves, but I've wondered if there are people outside of /mgg/ who come in here just read our writefags stuff.
>>13195296Define well known
>>13195296Diablo-tanThe cap, not the one from this thread
>>13195296Who are the named/well known writefags?
>>13193323>Bipolar Sandworm>Shark Poseidon>Anti-social Youko>>13193620>Kitsune-biI pick the youko.
>>13195293Awesome
>>13195291Bollocks is like the cyclops of writefags. He gets off on the bullying
>>13195306A guy I work with does
>>13195307>>13195311Anoyone whose name could be easily recognised, like Nyanon or Alp
>>13195308I wish to know this cap you speak of
>>13195320>>13195148
>>13195296Recent(?):http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4Not recent:http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5
>>13195282>>13195275>>13195287>>13195289http://i.imgur.com/woZ2aGl.jpgStop it this instant.
>>13195306When I first started uploading to pastebin, I was concerned that the spontaneous 100-or-so views I got out of nowhere right after a new story might be innocent Pastebinners just browsing the "recent uploads" out of curiosity and then getting hit in the face with my hardcore mindbreak slimegirl gangbanging.Luckily(?) I have since learned that it's just bots crawling for credit card information, which some people are apparently stupid enough to put up there.
>>13195322>>13195308>Diablo-tan>The cap, not the one from this thread>not the one from this threador am I confused somewhere in here?
>>13195308That was PRW
>>13195316...why?Is it your fault, anon? Did you corrupt him?
>>13195329I meant the cap, not >>13195079Confusing wording
>>13195326Write more, flex your creative muscles, and stop whining.
If you're scared of the monsters, here's whats you gotta doYou gotta gather all the people in the world with you'Cause if you don't get together and do it...Well, first thing you know I'm gonna burn this world down too.
>>13195328Is there a way to deter bots from accessing your pastes, or are you always going to get inaccurate views?
>>13195328Niebelfader? Is that you?Are yous still working on that Dragon smut?
>>13195336It's not my fault, he already liked cat girls and shit.I just enlightened him.
Now life used to be such a simple joyMy vampire was just a kids toyAnd folks got born, they'd work and marryAnd "monster" was a word in the dictionaryAnd then it happened.
>>13195338But my mind tends to go into depraved levels of HARAM. Like Diablo-tan hoisting Imperius-chan up on one of her arm spikes after a round of grueling snu-snu with her husband, scooping some of his spunk out of her snatch and ever so slowly, suckling on it before giving Imperius a kiss so long and absolutely haram that she goes weak kneed from not only the spunk being transferred into her mouth, but DIablo-tan basically tonguefucking her mouth
>>13195341Post unlisted, but then people can't find your shit without the link and that can be inconvenient.
>>13195349What happened? Did you forget to reply to your previous post?
>>13195337ah, no worries
Yes, it's up to the people'Cause the monsters don't care.You can't fence me in, I'm just like air.I don't give a hoot about any religionsOr who got what into whichever smidgen.
I was worried when we moved here that the locals would see how depraved we are and try to get rid of us, but god damn some of their threads are lewd as fuck.http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1426618041433.jpghttp://i.4cdn.org/jp/1426621088973.jpg
>>13195351Yes, yes.
>>13195351Good, I want that scenario elaborated on in painful detail.
>>13195331Creeper-kun, this is getting a little scary.
>>13195351That's haram indeed. I do not approve it.
>>13195361>dat assI want them to sit on my face and force me to please them.
>>13195361I don't lewd touhou stuff is anything out of the ordinary here.
>>13195368Shhh. Just listen. I'm outside your window.
Now the moral is this, just as plain as dayThat monster girls are here to stay.I'm gonna stick around and that's for true,But, ah, my dearly beloved, are you?So listen folks, here is my thesis:Peace in the world or the world in pieces.
>>13195351We need to go more haram.
>>13195374>>13195361I want to nibble that chubby pussy-mound
>>13195368PRW actually has it on his pastebin, or at least I thought he did.>>13195375I don't think*I hate forgetting words.
>>13195380Diablo-tan taking her Husband to the Hellforge and having a ring made of solid Black Soulstone cast that she uses as an engagement ring, seated at the base of his cock.Giving her full control over his ability to orgasm as she rides him ragged, destroying nearby architecture in the Burning Hells and making Imperius furiously blush from the High Heavens with her moans and screams of rapturous pleasure.
>>13195390Needs to go several layers deeper.
>>13195382It's still there, I just changed it to unlisted. That paste is more my collection of stuff I want to remember than anything I think people will want to read.
>>13195361That's one delicious looking wolf pussy.
>>13195346Yes, and yes.I was nearly done on the new chapter but then Paradox came out. So I may be some time.I just taught an inderdimensional octopus how to use a musket. THIS CANNOT END BADLY
>>13195416I look forward to it man. I like your stuff.
>>13195408Thanks for the clarification.
>>13195404That's about as lewd as I can go before I start to pull a 50 Shades of Grey and start spouting nonsense about BDSM when I already don't know how to write proper femdom or what the fuck the appeal to that lifestyle is.Like, fucking footjobs also confuse me outside of Dark Elves because I want to voraciously nibble and impregnate a Dark Elf no matter the cost
>>13195454I'm sure a Dark Elf would respond also respond well to being told "I love you" multiple times by her "pet".
>>13195460>would respond also respond wellWelp, I had an aneurysm there.
>>13195029By building her a Giant Lego Sculpture with a small Love-Note built in.
>>13195109Is this another Dragonslut?Since like, me personally, I just want to cozy up in a nice mountain cavern.
>>13195473How many of you anubuttfuckers are there?
>>13195478I'd prefer a pharaoh mistress, but I'd take a loving anubis concubine on the side for some divine loving.
>>13195478I'm under the impression that they have a low population, with two Anubis addict writefags as the most notable people among them.
>>13195460Big. Impregnable. Dark Elf oneesans.
>>13195489Dat tiny head syndrome.
>>13195492Fine then. Have the "With Bush" variety.
>>13195489I agree.
>>13195495Noa was best girl
>>13195499Beat me to it.
>>13195495>Pointless leather corset>Horribly fitted jacket>Utterly useless gloves that don't provide full hand coverage>Misshapen breasts>ULTRA EARSI'll pass.
>>13195454I want a muscled, dark elf captain to make me her slave. She'd be the Tsunest of Tsuns with a Dom streak that'd make her comrades cringeUntil a slave revolt successfully happens and she's bound in the chains that held me.Then I'd be the one trying to break her. Some days I'd sprinkle her with aularaune pollen and watch her squirm.Other days I'd giver her holstaur milk or sabbath cookies (or both) and use her body.Some days I use a raging mushroom and all the manticore venom I could find, riding her until she looks like she's pregnant with twins.All while telling her how honest her body is, how wet it gets whenever I appear until the day she snaps and becomes Dere-dere all the time with heart pupils in her eyes
>>13193620>ChimeraThis is definitely the most interesting of the MGs
>>13195497I want to be punished!
>>13192895I think we can learn to just, all of us, get a long
One thing I would like to do with a Mad Hatter is to play riddles and word games with her. I don't know about you guys but having a waifu who would mess around with me with diction on par of classical witers as I try to match her wits sounds like a good time to me.Too bad for me, since the only way to get good at wordplay would be like Terry Pratchett.
>>13195497>That artistSo much delicious brown. And all those asses. Damn, man.
>>13195367Yeah, no. If it's one thing i'm terrible at as a writer and person is staying my way.
>>13195503>ULTRA EARS>those
>>13195513You lost me with the muscled, but everything else here marks you as a man of wealth and taste. Sexy slave revolts are good shit.
>>13195515She doesn't look like the punishing type. She looks like the lazy cuddles and fill with seed type.
>>13195521Still bigger than average.
>>13195528But she's a dark elf. She has to have a dominant streak. I need her to punish me along with my other mistresses. Venus in furs style followed by tender dom.
>>13195269Someone sends their waifu to lure him out and kill him?
>>13195520Damn you and your personality flaws.
>>13195522That's how it starts Anon, just make it better when she can do nothing as her body becomes lewded and lewder with each passing day.Her one trim hips and fit rear swelling with padding till they are soft and spankable cushions wide, brood motherly hips.Her muscled and disappearing beneath a thin layer of fondleable pudge while her peca become heavy, heaving tits that beg to be groped and teased, her face darkening beneath a crimson blush as tiny gasps and moans leak from her lips.All while her thighs move in little circles and her swollen, dripping womanhood begs for me despite her stammering insistence that she's fine
>>13195532>I need her to punish meThat would probably be the slowest, most unenthusiastic femdom ever.
>>13195548I'm okay with slow femdom. Quick paced punishment merely removes the fun of a long denial.
>>13195548>Whips are cracked against your skin, almost gently there's so little spirit behind them"Sigh, why am I even doing this? A pig like you isn't worth my punishment. I'm going to make tea.">She leaves with you still bound and gagged>Shortly you hear the kettle whistling and the sound of the TV in the living room>You're still hard>She completely forgets about you until almost dinner at which point she rides you extra well to make up for itabandonment play is a thing too. That doesn't even sound awful, really.
>>13195562That sounds fucking hilarious.
>>13195562>She just walks in with a drink in hand, staring at you, wondering why you're tied up like that.>She completely forgot you were in her house.
>>13195562>>13195588>...Who are you again?
>>13195562Even being bound and gagged is a bit to extreme. I kinda just like orgasm denial and verbal abuse. And face riding. I'm more on the lighter end of femdom.
>>13195591>...Who are you again?>And why is your cock all drippy? Gross.>She absentmindedly plays with your pre while drinking the rest of her tea>She's not even trying to get you off but it feels good so after a tortuously long handjob you finally blow>She catches your wad in her teacup and drinks that tooSee? Not so bad.>>13195600I'm with you there, but do realize that's a matter of opinion. What's being written here is middling and still doesn't sound awful so long as you aren't stuck in an uncomfortable position.
>>13195606I know, I just can't stand being bound. Unless she forces me down herself. Holding my hands above my head and what not.
>>13195542How is being unable to commit a personality flaw?I hold myself to unusually strong self scrutiny and half the reason why I don't write more is because I let the shitheads who go "ad nauseum" get to me.
>>13195611>How is being unable to commit a personality flaw?Seriously?
I want a musketeer who will teach me how to fight with sword and shot after rescuing me from a brawl in a seedy part of the city.
Since when did the thread die at only 9:30 at night?
>>13195628People lost interest in monster girls anon.
>>13195628The drama scared the sane people away. Now its just you and me.
>>13195636It's a damn shame if that's the case, I was finally getting around to writing more PTSD Nightmare.
>>13195636I've lost interest in monster girl fight but I'm still here. I'll probably be the last one left after all the faggots have gone.
Just wanted to say that going "lol she's an oni so she's muscular BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT PSYCHE" is such bullshit.
>>13195620This is Anon 2-1, solid copy.Dhampir supply drop at your pos.ETA 30 Mikes, out.
>>13195636>Implying
>>13195648>That anatomy.
>>13195655It's official, too.
>>13195655You're talking about the distance between tits and shoulders aren't you?
>>13193424>normal mode>Dhampir>Sea Bishop>AlpI'm not sure I could roll a more unmonstrous group if I tried. And that personality lineup, too...>Smug, haughty Dhampir. A race that exists to degrade and NTR vampires while embracing common human morals.>Corrupting, quiet Sea Bishop. That one goes in line with their normal personalities. Prison mother figure if there ever was one.>Aggressive muscle Alp. My sides.Once I get out of prison I'll remember my days with the buds and keep in contact via the guard while marrying the tanuki after striking up a relationship during trial.
>>13195648Oni have the magic strenth, Ogres have the muscle strength.
>>13195665I'm talking about everything.
>>13195673onis and ogres are pretty much the same
>>13195648>she has two barricade shields that she wields as if they weigh nothing>she dual wields shieldsMah nigga
what's the borderline between nekomimi and mg?or is there none?
>>13195687Some retards like to consider girls who are wearing fake ears and tails as nekomimi, but that's fucking stupid so yeah, they're the same.
>>13195687MAMONOMANA
>>13195687It depends on your taste really.I mean full blown MGE canon says that catgirls have massive cat paws for their hands and feet.Most people won't ever complain if you follow the traditional route for catgirls though, as it's all pretty much the same.
>>13195687Nekomimis are a classification included into monster girls. You're fine to talk about them here.
>>13195687Cat girl there would be categorized as kemonomimi.Having just feline paws for hands and feet would be enough to make her flow blown monster girl.
>>13195687
>>13195687They're mgs, just like elves are.
>>13195687As long as it's not a cat ear hairband she's fine
>>13195707Remember to pledge to Priapus, Anons. The cat can't rape you if your dick has more mass than its body.
>>13195687If elves are monstergirls they are too.
>>13195707I'm sure Lovecraft would get a boner here, but not everyone.A cait sith named 'Nigger Man' who is thugdere.
>>13195709That series would be so much better if the horns were real...
>>13195682not in muh headcannon
>>13195707>is it still bait if it makes up 30% of a thread?
>>13195707>>13195729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>13195712Lets hope they never learn to stretch like fairies.
Friendly reminder that there are still a good few Liches in the MG universe that only a few thousand years ago looked like this.
>>13195616What? I've clearly shown that i'm a whore who cannot write for themselves.
>>13195738bleach is shit
>>13195719I my headcanon Oni are just a boat full of vikings who got lost in the arctic and decided to rape the shit out of japan since they didn't have anything better to do. I mean they've got the horns, they love alcohol, they're way bigger than japs, it's perfect
>>13195739I haven't even been paying to your conversation. I just read that part and needed to point out how dumb it was.It's still a personality flaw, regardless of the person.
>>13195751paying attention*
>>13195729>Posts a picture for ants.
>>13195707Why are you out of the chair?Your not going to become the worlds largest beanbag chair at this rate!Luckily I picked up a couple gallons of extra strength Hathor milk and some CC cakes to speak things along.
>>13195735A picture of a stretchy fairy on your lawn is like a beware of dog sign to keep the cait siths away.
>>13195738As long as it doesn't look like The Horned King.
>>13195749Holy shit, it all makes sense now.And the reason why horned viking helmets are considered historically inaccurate is because all the vikings with the horned helmets were on the lost expedition
>>13195764It all makes perfect sense! It was extraterrestrial beings!
>>13195735But Anon, even they need Spirit energy!Strap them to a chair and use a hose between you and her, then fill her up till the only way she can move is by rolling.
>>13195628>>13195636Its all the constant fighting. Also spring break is over, just sayin.
>>13195735Just what IS wrong with stretching? There's no guro involved and they feel good.
>>13195707I'd like one as a pet/pal.Nothing more than that though.
>>13195786Good. Purge the weak.
>>13195788It makes it seem less like sex and more like masturbating into a bag of infinite holdingFuck the Cosmos!
>>13195788I never said there was anything wrong with stretching, only that a whalecock would no longer be a deterrent if cait sith COULD stretch.I think we only make fun of stretchy fairies because the idea is silly, I've never seen anyone declare it disgusting or the like.
>>13195769AncientAliens.gif
>>13195788Its just dumb and looks bad.
>>13195794Rather than disgusting, it just isn't arousing in any way. For me
>>13195127But who is going to stop me?
>>13195793This is bad?>>13195794MAGICAL, GODLY BLESSED whalecock, anon.>>13195797>opinions fresh out the oven
>>13195293Lovely bird!
>>13195738>you are a demilich>you just came back to your home dimension after thousands of years of traveling the astral plane, the temporal plane, the oblivion plane, the mirror planes, the candy plane, the your mom plane, etc. all in an effort to earn terrifying, god-like levels of knowledge and power>home is nothing like you remember>apparently some succubus took over and now it's a den of debauchery where men and the hellspawn that used to eat them can find true rabu together>wat do
>>13195808>>opinions fresh out the ovenYou aren't wrong but it's a very commonly held opinion.
>>13195822we have a green text for this.It ends with getting dicked by the first adventurer to walk through your door
>>13195822And then you become a cock hungry skankSucks to be you
>>13195822>wat doFind true rabu, I guess. Am I at least cute now that I've wandered into the demon lord's bullshit pit?
>>13195707If these threads were still on /a/, literally no one would tolerate something so perverse and self-indulgent as a beyond-furry cat. I don't know what happened upon transition to /jp/, but it seems like this board's omnipresent autism has leached into the MG populace.
>>13195830Here's a clue. They are accepted as furniture here. What does that tell you?
>>13195836Any acceptance is too much when it comes to furries.
>>13195830Anon, every discussion of them ends with them being fattened into furniture I don't think they are tolerated
>>13195830Tolerate? What do you want us to do, go stand in front of KC's house with torches until he retcons it? We've reduced cait sith to a joke after a few threads of autismal rage, there's really not much else to be done.Besides, maybe we're all just tired of being angry. Are you laughing yet? You should be.
>>13195822>astral plane, the temporal plane, the oblivion plane, the mirror planes, the candy plane, the your mom plane>No CIA plane
>>13195840Or crushed by whaledicks?
>>13195839I just rolled my eyes for the first time in months. You're clearly trying to pick a fight with a bunch of people that don't want a fight.
>>13195844>No snake plane eitherMissed opportunity.
You're in High School again. Your waifu tells you that you have a play coming up for the talent show. It has to be comedic though. What kind of play do you do?
>>13195822Leave. Maybe fashion a body out of who the fuck knows and see what all this rabu thing is about.
>No one will ever tease your mantis waifu about her fat abdomen>You will never assure her that men like fat abdomens>You will never tenderly cuddlefug her from behind, landing several playful swats on her for good measure>>13195870A comedic one.
>You're in High School againI'm sick of shit like this, be an adult goddammit.
>>13195870I don't do a play because I have zero desire to do a public display of my talent in any way shape or form.
>>13195870Tell her she has to co-star with me, since she's my classmate and all.
>>13195870Ask her why she signed me up for that, and cower in fear of having to be in front of a group of people trying to be entertaining. And then she forces me to do it, and cuddles me for days afterwards for being so brave for her. Stupid cuddly hellhound.
>>13195044It's not as bad as people say it is
>>13195870She helps me get 2 boys together and the 4 of us perform The 49 Steps.In it's entirety.
>>13195877But adulthood is ass. You don't have to be a nip to appreciate this.
>>13195877Being an adult is hard. You have to consider many things before you do something.
Christmas Cakes are "Hip" ifyouknowwhatimeanIs your Monster Waifu "Hip"?
>>13195898Yes.
>>13195898I want to physically assault you and the woman who birthed you.
>>13195898I don't imagine her having much meat on her.
>>13195906Sheesh, calm down, someones grumpy today. I guess it's natural Alps would be jealous of girls with baby-birthing hips.
>>13195906But Lilims are your friends! They fight for your freedom!
>>13195898>Harpy with egg bearing hipsI could dig it.
>>13195910I wish I could break your fingers.
>>13195910But if they're jealous all they have to do is drink plenty of milk and cock milk. They're in great positions to have motherly figures.
I want to see a Thunderbird attempt to be motherly to her little chicks.
Chance of a lifetime! Help a loving Apophis overthrow a childish CC pharoah to save the kingdom!All you gotta do is put up with a parrot harpy that has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried that hangs around your apophis waifu as her best friend.
>>13195898Hip, AND hop, in fact.I'm sorry, that was awful.
>>13195870Given my acting abilities, this is the most I could manage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNvqk0DoKU
>>13195923Oh I'm gonna throttle that fucking harpy.
>>13195923Since when did you think I wasn't on Pharaoh's side?
>Now lisshen here ya lil shit, I know tha owner o' this plaesh, an yer gonna give me drinksh if I ashk fer drinksh!
>>13195870Rocky Horror.
>>13195923>"It's time we proceed to Phase 2, Dear Husband.">"Indeed.">"PHASE 2!? YOU MEAN WE'RE GONNA ALP SOMEBODY! UGH, THOSE DISGUSTIN' CREECHAS, LET ME TELL YA!>"YOU KNOW MY COUSIN HAD A MASTER WHO TURNED ALP, THE POOR GAL WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN!
>>13195935But...this is my house.
>>13195930Ironic for me at least because I'm rewatching that series right now.
>>13195935Shouldn't you be buying me the drinks? Who knows what I might do while drunk.
>>13195898That Lilim looks more breedable to me every time I see her.
>>13195934If that's the case,>You're the desert prince,>The Pharaoh is a tricky street rat who's quick with a scimitar
>>13195935B-But I live alone and I don't drink alcohol.
>>13195943Reminder that Season 2 never!
>>13195923>Gilbert GottfriedI guess we're having chicken for dinner.
>>13195935Um, ma'am I am the owner of this establishment.
>>13195913Lilims are shitheads anon.They deserve to be NTR'd at all times.
>>13195950>>13195942>"HAAAAWH? What was that?">"I don't hear you getting my gin!"
>>13195923>>13195941Is the Apophis CC too? If so then yes, gladly. Soft Apophis with wide hips and soft features are supreme.The Harpy sounds like she'd be a cool bro as well.
>>13195913>Stereotypical American lilimNow that's an interesting though.
>>13195946Those tumblr noses. Ugh.
>>13195958They just want a free and lewd world for both monstergirls and humans. They deserve praise and love.
>>13195951Oh. You bastard. Have you read Zai x 10 though? By the same mangaka and is hilarious.
>>13195970Traitor-bitch pls
>>13195962Yes. Also, she's totally Ara-Ara in the sense that she fakes being gentle. Don't make her upset, though.
>>13195962Of course she is! Ready to make an heir to the throne too.JUST MAKE SURE YOU FLICK HER CLIT-O-RUS WHILE YOU FUCK HER!
>>13195943Same here anon. Now I can't help but imagine a monstergirl story written with the same style and mood, because it would be awesome.
>>13195972How am I a traitor?
>>13195969I think they look pretty alright for what they are.
>>13195975It's a brilliant level to match. Even with the surprise twist there is a lot to live up to.
>>13195949>Pharaoh is the true heir to the throne of the kingdom>But was hidden away at birth because someone stole her away at birth, etc.>Has to live in poverty until she meets [YOU] as a princeYup.
>>13195979Given that the story is written from a high school age male perspective; where all girls are portrayed as , unpredictable, crazy, and potentially dangerous is just perfect for including monstergirls.
>>13195772 Catey, also known as footrest, the Cait Sith groaned in the chair, an awkward movement considering the tube going into her throat. She'd made the mistake of letting anon know that, being a monster girl, she needed spirit energy (A tiny lie considering she could, technically, live without it) and she needed him to give her some.And boy was he giving her some. There was an ominous gurgling from the tube before a wave of white crashed into her stomache, stretching the already taught tummy even further. Anon, not wanting to get it on with the cat, had strapped her to a chair and broken out the "Cock Milker 5000", attached it to the two of them, and turned it on, watching his favorite Pharoah, Apophis, and Prince threesome while the machine worked so he could "keep his boner"The tube gurgled again and another wave emptied into her stomach, the vollyball sized orb bloating another inch. "Pweas, stahp!" Catey groaned, the heavy fullness of her cum filled stomach giving her a sense of pain and masochistic pleasure. "Hey, be quiet!" anon snapped, watching as the man on the screen fondled their two girls breasts "You said I need to give you this stuff three times a day, we are getting this month out of the way so I don't need to deal with this all the time." He shuddered again and another tsunami of white shot down the tubes, the manticore venom in his veins reducing his refractory period to almost zero. Catey could only moan again as her belly bloated further, finishing the first "week" of her spirit energy feast. "Three more weeks to go.." anon sighed as he watched the man rail apophis and pharoah, who were kissing each other, "And after that I still need to feed you, you've been looking a little under stuffed." It was going to be a long day.
>>13195970I'm with you brother, don't listen the narrow-minded. We'll betray them, then have them praise us with tears of joy in their eyes.
>>13195923We need more Disney MGs up in here.
>>13195994Don't be mean to Catey
>>13196003Merrow.Starring in The Little Mermaid.Though the actress isn't so "little" when she's a Christmas Cake.
>>13195993As I recall that's exactly how high school girls are like. At least with monster girls I would find them attractive. Still I would idealize monster girls as being higher in the social order of things. They would be like normal high school girls but better. This is just an idealization so I have no idea how I would experience high school again with monster girls. It might be better. It might be worse.
>>13196009They don't have to be CCs.Little Mermaid would obviously still be a young girl. Her mother Queen Trita, and her rival Scylla would be though.Dragon Girl Maleficent is already a thing, thanks Japan.
>>13196004She's just getting what she asked for. Anon's not bullying her, he's giving her what she wanted.
>>13196022>Already a thingLink?
>>13195935Hon I've been tending here for the last few years. I'll let you off this time, but be sure to call a cab to pick you up, I'd hate for a pretty lady like you to get hurt out there.
>>13196022As long as they didn't make said Dragon Girl literally a monster girl version of Angelina Jolie.
>>13196003Will there be oversized keys, and monster girls named Skye involved?
>>13195961Look lady, the only thing I have to drink is milk and you clearly don't need or want that.
>>13196030Thankfully not. What they did was make Judge Frollo a trap.>>13196026Sure.http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2494317
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2423785I've been hanging out with you faggots too much. This almost brought a tear to my eye.
>>13196061bitterpaladinacquiresdragonfu.jpg
Well, G'night everyone.Don't burn down the thread. And thanks to that poster from earlier I now have the image of a cumflated Cait Sith stuck in my head. Something I didn't need to have.
>>13196034Of course she wants and needs to drink your "milk" anon
When will KC make a weed-alraune?>tfw you'll never smoke your wife's leaves
>>13196106Gonna partake of that Mandy-G?
>>13196098The phoenixes are hatching! And burning everything oh god make it stop but they're so CUTE!
>>13196098Average what's your problem with girls that use fire.
>>13196098Fear not, there is only one gross incandescence that I shall allow to exist.
>>13196106I can see it now>A husband who smokes his wife's shed leaves will not only feel the the effects of normal marijuana, but also invokes a deep love and need mate with their wife
>>13196108you know it, holmes.
>>13196109Adorable arson. Now the real question is are they someone's kids or someones wife. >>13196112If they burn down the thread then what would I do? Where would I go?I'd be forced to wander the endless wastes of the internet. Not that I've put anything out recently. I should have something finished soon if work stops being busy and I can focus for more than five seconds.
>>13196118>>13196106Someone make this a thing.
>>13196104That doesn't sound too bad. I want to have drunken snuggle sex with a meaty oni.
>>13196125Weed smokers are fucking degenerates, we don't need druggie Monster Girls. You have your Mushrooms that do cool stuff when eaten, isn't that enough?Seriously, the idea of drug girls is retarded.
>>13196128>degeneratesThe /pol/ is strong in this one...
>fall in love with beautiful hemp girl>smoke her leaves with her and get high>overdose and die>she cries over my body
>>13196133When is using the word degenerate "Lol back 2 /pol/" material?Only edgy 14 year olds think weed is cool. You look like a try hard with your "Legalize it" arm bands and trying to go "Guys shouldn't we have weed girls? We should have weed girls haha 420 blaze it!"
>>13196128>posting quentin unironically>we don't need a drug girl>what are kesaran pasaran and mad hatter>what are aqphrodisiacs, venom, moth dust the restI'm not even against you in opposing drug use, but you are being a total asswad about it.
>>13196139nah
>>13196139>/pol/ intensifies
If you smoke the leaves from another plant, is it NTR?
Maybe once anon, but it's getting more and more accepted by your average person.And once it is, the 420 blaze it faggots will shut up since it's not diff different and cool anymore
>>13196118>Still gives you the munchies>Only instead of a craving for Cheetos you feel a burning need to eat (out) your wife>This in turns means tons of alraune nectar in your mouth>Notweed aphrodisiacs and nectar at the same timeThe cuddle fucks would be dank.
>>13196153>she talks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1hEKqZz-OY
>>13196151>not diff and cool anymoreWas it ever?Reminds me of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhHoJM4UDs0
>>13196158DROPPED HARDER THAN THE BERLIN WALL!
>>13196145Where is Quentin nowdays anyways? Regardless point still stands. KP and MH don't count because they aren't drugs, they're actual monsters with actual basis in lore than just "Lol it's a drug", nor the moth dust and shit. Those are all side parts of an actual Monster. What you guys are saying is you want a Monster Girl based on a drug. You want the drug itself. It'd be like saying you want a Vagina Monster Girl.>>13196146>>13196148*Tips Fedora*>>13196150>>13196153>>13196158See, this is exactly why potheads are cancer. They're no different than Bronies. They have to involve weed in everything, and let everybody know "Heys guys I smoke weed aren't I cool! 420 blaze it!" This is why people think you're tools.
>>13196162>*Tips Fedora*>ActionEpic meme brah.
>>13196162I don't even smoke and one of those was me, I just enjoy making fun of the effects of pot. I do the same to drunks. Calm down, you're making yourself look like a tool now.
>>13196162>Vagina Monster GirlYes. Please.
>>13193848Dargoth made a guest appearance in /MGQG/ or whatever the fuck it's called. According to him, assuming nothing gets better or fucks up spectacularly, it'll probably be a year for full translation. Our only hope is rogue didn't leave, but instead returned to his eternal slumber deep within the earth, gathering energy for his final battle on mount olympus when the world needs him most. Not to bash dargoth or anything.>hopefully pic related is rogue right now
>>13196162There are still all those incenses and fruits monsters use to enhance sex
>>13196165>>13196162 IT IS DONE
>>13196173wouldfrenchkiss/10
>>13196173Best waifu.
>>13196162Looks like someone missed the clitoris MG.
>>13196173Goddamn it Anon
>>13196173I can't believe this shit made me snicker.
>>13196176That was the shy little wet girl that always wore hoodies, right?
>>13196174>going down>on a human girlEnjoy Ebola.
>>13196182Anon, that's a monster girl. Look, you can even see the MAMONO MANA dripping from her mouth.
>>13196181Yep.
>>13196183Are you squinting really hard?
So there's this paste I've been trying to find and can't....has to do with a paladin fighting his way through a gauntlet.... loses to a minotaur[/spolier]....any of you fellows have the link or can direct me in the right way?
>>13196186I was joking, but with a little imagination...
>>13196173It's good to see we haven't changed much despite all of the nonsense lately.
Reminder that you will never cuddle a blue familiar as you drift off to sleep
>>13196198That's alright, I'd prefer a red one anyway.
>Oh my, you wandered into my home uninvited, now what should I do about that I wonder...
>>13196208I've been told that if I cry there will be hugs and no punishment. Is now a good time to start?
>>13196208>implying it's yoursBitch, it's mine now.
>>13196208Dunno. Better question, how does that hat stay on your head?
>>13196213>This kills the Anon>>13196210Only if you join her tea party afterwords.
>>13196208But this is my....are you and the Oni planning something?
>>13196208I was told I could find a nice young woman here. Guess I was wrong.
>>13196162>Where is Quentin nowdays anyways?Quentin is a socialite /v/irgin who did some cringworthy shit, see >>13196128 for one example. He's probably in college right now and strayed away from 4chan, but I don't think many people miss him from /v/.I can almost feel sorry for him though. Apparently, he had no friends and he went to an 80% hispanic highschool. I can somewhat relate since my highschool was full of nonwhite aliens and thus, I always felt alienated.
>>13196208That wing stem. She looks like she's tipping.
>>13196219>This kills the AnonAh right, no fun. I forgot.
>>13196216>>13196223
>>13196208"Would you care for more tea?"
>>13196225>No funWhat, joining her for her tea party and harassing her throughout it wouldn't have been fun?She's been alone for so long that the tough girl face is essentially a facade at this point, and she's so desperate for company she'll put up with quite a bit.
What was that story with the Hellhound and the blind shota again? I actually enjoyed that story but never finished reading it.
>>13196242Eris and Alex.http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
>>13196223M'semen factoryCan you imagine a subset of white-knighting monstergirls who were against rape?
>>13196250All of them would be spineless virgin betas.
>Want to go see a hockey game for your birthday>Tanuki waifu buys your favorite team for you
>>13196250>"M'Lord, Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a male gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm a Lizard Girl. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical monster girl. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen."
>>13196250Monster girls are a lot more attuned to nature than your average fedora tipper! ...they wouldn't do that! Stop your looney attempts at applying human characteristics to animals.
>>13196273>"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some rape-y demon lord's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my chastity."
>>13196268My birthday is in June.I'd rather she just watch me play beer league and go out with me afterwards.Although it would be weird for her to be so much richer than me that she could get anything >"Anon, are you sure you don't want me to buy this rink? It smells like sweat.">"No, it smells like hockey. And don't hire a rape squad if a guys shoots a puck at my crotch. I'm a goalie, it's my job.">"Fine...but I'm getting you new pads, these are getting old.">"No you aren't, they were fine five years ago and they are fine today."Actually, I'd be weirded out if she bought me anything. I've gotten to the point where nonfamily getting me food feels wrong
>>13196273>tfw actually cook for a living>tfw cringed so hard reading this that my face has become stuck this way.
>>13196246Holy fuck that's a long greentext
>>13196290You don't know the original?
>>13196288>"Fine...but I'm getting you new pads, these are getting old."AKA the old "They smell like you, so I must have them" routine.
>>13196297Yet I think I've seen longer. Funny how much momentum you can get behind one of those.
>>13196306You know it>Mfw coming to get my goalie gear and see my tanuki waifu cuddling my jersey and chest pads.Adorable but I need those, I can play without a cup (and have) but I need that.
>>13196297It was updated almost nightly for a while, so yeah, it got pretty long.>>13196306Lewd. I like it.Like the Dragon who insists on sleeping in one of her husbando's shirts, which she's modified for her own use...but that she insists he wear for a night or two after it's been washed.
>>13196313>YFW after she sees you play, the next morning you wake up to her wearing and sniffing your jersey from the night before.>You haven't even had a chance to wash it yet.
>>13196316But Dragons are fucking huge, how would she wear her husbando's shirt if he's only average height of smaller?
>>13196323Adorable 10/10 would cuddle and touch her bushy tail
>>13193323>barometz>living doll>chochin obake Lamp, easily
>>13196328Kinda depends on how gigantic you headcanon your dragons. It might still work as a belly shirt if she manages to work around that whole wing thing.
>>13196328>>13196343Pretty sure it was a button-up, and she had slits put into the back for her wings.
>>13196316No, Anon, we must become lewder.Like a CEO Tanuki who forces you to cum several times onto a towel/handkerchief/some kind of cloth before she leaves on a lengthy business trip. You take care of the kids while she huffs your manhood and fucks herself silly.Then, late at night, right when you're about to drift into a deep, deep slumber, she rings you up so you can hear her scream your name as she climaxes.
>>13196352>Pretty sure it was a button-upNo you're not, no one mentioned anything about a type of shirt. That probably could work though, even more easily with a few snaps thrown in.
>>13196357>So you can hear her screamMore like so she can hear you whisper her name in her ear over and over, mixing it up occasionally with dirty talk and saying you love her.
>>13196357You forgot the golden dildo 3D sculpted from your cock.
>>13196357>Anon sleeping away in his bed after a long day of taking care of his kids>Suddenly hear his phone ring>When he answers it he is greeted by his wife screaming his name>"That's nice honey">Hangs up and goes back to sleep
>>13196357Im tempted to do a CEO tanuki next
>>13196381>>13196357Don't forget the cigarette case of used condoms that she had you fill with her before she left on the trip.
>>13196389Alternatively, vials of semen.
>>13196395Or, better yet, her womb. One shot for everyone you won't be there to deliver during the trip.
>>13196395It tastes better the closer it is to the source.Besides, you also get the sweat and smell if you use the condoms.>>13196397This was also done, but hey, a woman's gotta have a snack.
>>13196368Anon, I was talking about a particular Dragon, not just a general situation.And double-checking...yeah, it was a button-up shirt. Though it actually didn't make any mention of slits in it...guess one could just infer that part. Otherwise it would be pretty difficult to wear.
>>13196357>>13196389>>13196395>>13196397>>13196403Isn't this what the MGE's "Sticky Mushroom" shit was made for?
>>13196343>Dragon Waifu decides she wants to wear her husbando's shirt>Husband begs her to reconsider since he's manlet material and she's nearly 8ft>She disregards and is intent on trying to get into that shirt because she's a god damn dragon and dragons can do anything>As she's trying to get her claw through the arm hole she begins to hear tearing>Shirt is now in tatters, leaving the Dragon Girl topless>Ends up pouting and carrying her husband to bed and curling on top of him like a regular dragon would on their treasure hoard>Husband left to comfort his pouty waifu, saying that it's fine she's a Big Girl>For you
>>13196410This would imply I've read the massive pile of shit that is KC's world.
>>13196411>Pet her head all night long>Tell her you'll go out and buy a nice big shirt tomorrow>And that you'll wear it for a bit so that it's "Yours">And then she can have it after that
>>13196419>She just hugs you tighter and nuzzles against your head>"You better wear it extra long..."
>>13196415Fair enough. I like it though, and find it does have some good stuff on occasion.tl;dr, "Sticky Mushrooms", when consumed, make a guy's semen "Sticky", and causes it to "Keep" better. So, say a guy has to be apart from his waifu for a while. He pops a mushroom, fills her up, and she'll be "Full" for their time apart.
>>13196403Wouldn't drinking it from condoms make it taste latex-y?Right, sheepskin condoms.
>>13196410Yeah, but that's one we tend to forget. The profile says it's only good for a week anyway so it's really not even that great.
>>13196419>Days pass>She is still depressed about not wearing a shirt that you would use every day>One day while talking over the dinner table she seems to brighten up>Smiles a cheshire grin>"Maybe it's not me that needs to be smaller...">ohshit.jpeg>Proceeds to try everything possible including Holstaur Milk, witch potions, oni training camp, and more to make you big
>>13196432I doubt they'd care much.
>>13196436Wasn't it like, 1 Mushroom = 1 week?Just eat enough mushrooms?
>>13196444This ends with anon in the hospital with his balls becoming solid semen
>>13196448>>13196444>From that day forth, every time he came, it was like pushing playdoh through a mold
>>13196444I don't see anything there to imply that aside from the otherwise ridiculously short amount of time military campaigns would have to last otherwise. Not like it matters; there's no reason to start following KC strictly now, just do what you want.
All this talk of semen is making me uncomfortable.
>>13196432>sheepskin condomsThose are called Barometz, anon.
>>13196466Are you wet?
>>13192936It would be extremely painful
So, is Miia supposed to sound like Lum from Urusei Yatsura?Because I'm pretty sure that's the only reference I have to a harem anime girl referring to the MC as darling.
>Shai created an anus for herself just so Morgan could put it in her buttHow is it possible for one girl to have so much good in her? It's not natural.
>>13196473>Post from 16 hours agoNigga you tryin'a set a record or somethin?
>>13196473>implying she doesn't some bit to manipulate the food with inside her horrorifice that she could use to manipulate your dick>>13196481He probs just wants to talk about abominations
>>13196481The fire rises very slowly.
>>13193323They're all shitty people.I'll just hit on that nice human girl.
>>13196474She's from the deep south, bless her heart.
>>13196475Eons of loneliness.It either turns you into a psychotic monster or the worlds biggest cuddlebug.
>>13196488THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN
>>13196494So she's like an anti-Illias?
>>13191854Yeah, yeah response to day old post, I'm working my way through the thread. I visit with Holst and her older sister because I'm boring like that.
>>13196504Does that mean Miia is racist towards Chupacabras?
>>13196538>Not liking illegal immigrants who drink your goats is racismFuck you Anon I happen to like Goats
>>13196543No you don't anon. You don't have a single goat image to post.
The secret to de-smugging a smugfox has been revealed!
>>13196546No ones cares Bob
>>13196546This is the part where I laugh the shittiest of laughs.
>>13196538>Being racist against Puerto RicansWhat?>>13196543>Puerto Ricans not already US citizensSeriously dude
>>13196546Until they go beastmode on you.
I need ideas anons! Ideas for writefagging! Inspire me!
>>13196572Hard to think with such a pictureCan you repeat the question?
>>13196575Boobs, cleavage, boink-boink.
>>13196572Sea Slime's Everyday Life
>>13196508That's one way to look at it I guess.
>>13196572If you force the issue, it'll show in your writing. Relax, let things come naturally, and you'll find something.
>>13196579How does a Sea Slime do?>>13196581I'm just asking for ideas, not saying I have writer's block.
>>13196208>pantyhose>one shoe missing>can see the individual toesSometimes I don't like how easy it is to get me hard.
>>13196584At least you're not Luka.
>>13196583>How does a Sea Slime do?mostly just floating around
>>13196588Gentle breeze!
>>13196590That sounds dull. We'll see what I can make of it.
>>13196583They drift with the ocean currents and hope that some bored sailor will haul them into a net and use them as an onahole before something kills them. They're a pathetic, low class MG that you don't even marry, just living flotsam.
>>13196588True, though its not very hard to not be him.
>>13196572Write me a story about Wonderland
>>13196572Holstaur and Hobgoblin double paizuri.
>>13196599This makes me feel bad for them. Sea Slime it is.>>13196602No.
>>13196572Write about a big strong monster girl getting her head caught in an improbable place and then some unknown anon doing her from behind while she's trapped.Then she frees herself but he's already gone, so she has to go on a quest to find him. All the while, the man in question is the last person she suspects.
>>13196584Imagine how it'd feel to have your stiffie right between her toes, to have the soft, slick texture of stockings rub against your glans as it glides down the shaft.She'd tease you in a gentle, yet passionate voice about how no other woman could satisfy your tastes the way she could.
>>13196606Her optometrist?!
>>13196609I-I just fapped like five minutes ago, don't do this to me anon.
>>13192418Why Anon.... Why would you give me this why boner.
>There will never be a story about Alps written from the perspective of an Anon turning into an AlpI think that'd be hot as fuck. I want to fuck an Alp I come across, bully her so fucking hard in the bedroom, make her Stage 3 overnight, then leave in the morning leaving not a trace, forcing her to track me down. If she wants to revenge bully me, she's gonna have to work for it.
>>13196619Eeh? Fapping again so soon? You're totally hopeless. >>13196630Yes there will, just hold your horses.
>>13196630>Implying this wasn't Alp's first fucking story and why he's called Alp in the first place.
>>13196630>>>/lgbt/
>>13196632When?
>>13196584More like>one toe missing
>>13196638See, this guy knows.>>13196641Within the year.
>>13196630http://pastebin.com/u/EMColcontinuation never
>>13192749>>13192758I'm with you both. I want to flight and get some magic out of being raped!
>>13196632I'm trying not to, I'm trying to cut down on fapping.
>>13196659Do or do not, there is no try.
>>13196659It doesn't really count as fapping if the foot of the woman who loves you most guides you to climax, does it?
>>13196665>>13196666Damn you people. I guess I can try to cut down tomorrow.
>>13196670To be honest, you were asking for it by posting your fetishes on an anonymous imageboard.
>>13196670Just submit. Fapping is good for you.
>>13196674I know.
>>13196606I like this idea. It's lewd.>>13196630I've got an idea for such a story.The guy whom the Alp goes, well, Alp for, dumps her after only a couple nights together, and so she ends up greatly depressed. Much healing.>Implying I'll ever write it
>>13196676I want to ram my mighty pole into the eager pussy of a loli tiger and ravage her silly until I give her cubs.But we all know why that can't happen.
>>13196686Because she's still a cub herself and cannot conceive kids yet?
>>13196689Sure, lets go with that.
>>13196683Yeah, let Alp have the Alps, you write the idea from>>13196606
>>13196683W-Wait, please! I'd like Alp healing!>>13196698But Alp doesn't write Alps anymore.
>>13193323>HolstaurAvoid the colour red while out in public with her>ZombieNo>Poseidon I found a god.... OkayI think I'm going home alone tonight.... That's what my friends are for, serving as distractions. They can have "fun" while I go home early.
>>13196704Then why is Andrea in Vertex?
>>13196704I'm a slow ass-writer. Maybe I'll get to it, maybe I won't.And Alp is still writing an Alp. Said Alp is just a side-character for now though, but apparently he plans to write more directly for her at...some point.
>>13193350>lizardman>dhampir>jinkoVery happy with this one
>>13196686Because your smooth, barbless human dick can't trigger her ovulation?
>>13196717We've been over this, the girth would make up for the lack of barbs.But yeah, lets go with that too.
It is the dead of night on a humid spring day. The dim, orange glow of streetlights illuminates the hazy path down the beaten-down street to your house. You feel the harsh rays of a feral glare beam down your back.No, not again. You think to yourself, picking up the pace. Not like this.A hiss. The loud whisper of a predator closing in. You sprint into the thick fog, praying to whatever god is listening to your pleas for salvation, and screaming for help.In the end, it is useless. You fall on your face, and the hissing, slithering she-beast forcefully rolls you on your back, her hands pressed firmly against your shoulders, her eyes affixed to yours, her grin glowing with malice. An all too familiar situation.Grinding against your crotch with her serpentine body, she hums the words that would seal your fate on this night:"The south will rise again."
>>13193350>>13193424>DhampirThat makes too much sense.>Ren XiongmaoPanda girl has that mystic alchemist stuff going on for her.>KrakenI am one hundred okay with this. Krakens are already great on their own, but a heavily muscled, taller and bigger breast one! I'm dying over here!I think I can live with this. That house better have a pool sized bath and a show with seats in it! Only way we can fit the kraken in there.
Uh oh! A Jabberwock, Kraken, Ushi-Oni, Dark Elf, Moth Girl, and Baphomet are having a nice discussion in a Hot Tub. A prankster spirit decides to grab one of their clothes and stash it in your backpack though!As said girl is about to get out, she finds her clothing missing! And at the same time she sees you pick up your backpack, with her clothing falling out of it.https://www.random.org/Roll 1-6, 1 is Jabberwock, 2 is Kraken, so on and so on with 6 being Baphomet.How fucked are you Anon?
>>13196719>the girth would make up for the lack of barbs>wanting your cute kittyfu to scream and cry in agony every time you put it in herI'll never get you guys, apathetic sex is just so much better.
>>13196734I'm more amazed they found a hot tub big enough for an Ushi and one that didn't cause her to pass out. Spiders don't do heat well.
>>13196734>mothI dunno, how fucked am I?
>>13196734>6Surely such a cute little girl could be placated with some head pats and sincere apologies.
>>13196734>6>Naked Baphomet eying me as a clothes thiefI am okay with this.
>>13196734>MothgirlNot very.
>>13196734>KrakkenPretty fucked I guess. Can't handle all those Aras.>>13196735You bring up a good point, but after a while she'll get used to the size due to stretching and it'll be fun for both of us.
>>13196734>5>MothI've got a few flashlights around, I'll be fine. Thank god I landed the only safe option.
>>13196734>JabberwockI'm getting the wockies, I am.
>>13196734>1Looks like I am going to have my vorpal blade be buried in her snickersnach
>>13196734>3RIP my pelvis
>>13196208Sorry, I was on my way to my kitchen and I got lost.
>>13196745>implying moth is a safe option
>>13196744>after a while she'll get used to the sizeBut until then it's physically and/or psychologically painful for both of you. I'd rather have her get all hot and bothered, feeling my hips striking her buttocks over and over again, my weight on her back, my hot breath in her sensitive ears... I bet she'd ahegao from being so turned on and being fucked like an onahole but yet not being able to get off.
>>13196756Not seeing any problem.
>>13196757A compelling argument. You have changed my mind on the affair, as I desire to see such a tiger begging me to fuck her harder so she might feel some hint of rapture.
Beeg Fox TeeTees
>>13196766Not now Roman.
>>13196763>>I desire to see such a tiger begging me to fuck her harder>Ahn~! A~hn~!>Why are you slowing down...?>D-did you come already?>Please, don't stop! I need more!>P-put it in again...! Darling! I need it!>Give it to me! Harder, darling! Fuck me harder~
>>13196772Nah, the trick is to nibble the nape of her neck. What do you think this fox wants?
>>13196772>"Darling, fuck me more!">"Dammit, woman! You already came 14 times to my 6! Give me a fucking break already! I just want to cuddle and spoon!">"You want to cuddle? What a fag.">"..."
>>13196775Sake? Does she not realize how much less messy a normal bowl is?
>>13196772More effective than manticore spines this is. I think I found a new fetish.
So begins a new short story I'll finish at some point, probably tomorrow: The Sea Slime of the White Lagoon.http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD
>>13196797Alp we were talking about you earlier! Will you continue Alp Adventures anytime soon?
>>13196805>we were talking about you earlierI know, I was here the entire time. And no, because Alp Adventures is not my story.
>>13196808>The entire timeI take it you have no life, like all the other write/drawfags?
>>13196812It's been 2 hours, anon, and I've been in class all this time as well. The wonders of laptops and all that.
>>13196793Would you prefer it if she finally cums after you've fucked her half a dozen times, or if she's still begging for it even after you can't get it up anymore and has to get herself off with her own needle-like claws while desperately running her rasp-like tongue all over your dick, trying to get it up again?
>>13196815>Been in classIt's 5 in the god damn morning, where do you live where you've been in class for 2 hours
>>13196818In Finland it's 11 AM.
>>13196815>classWhat's it like spending hundreds of dollars on books?
>>13196823I haven't bought a single book since high school that had anything to do with my education.
>>13196817The first one, I'm guilty of being one who enjoys others being happy. Disgusting, I know.
>>13196825Must just be America where they extort you to buy their books or else you're fucked.
>>13196828They don't have libraries in America?
>>13196831Some colleges and universities require you to buy specific books with information written in a specific way.
>>13196828Books are the least of the problems with American education. Tuition that's $500+ per credit hour is a much bigger problem.
I need a centipede to cuddle.
>>13196834Meanwhile, my socialist hellhole has free education.>>13196835You can't have any, shoo, shoo!
>>13196834God help you if you want to be a doctor.You'd either need to sell a few organs or whore yourself out if you don't have connections.
>>13196833My university library had dozens of copies of the coursebooks, as well as E-book subscriptions usable from home or uni computer halls by any and all students. Do these scammers change the textbook every year or something?
>>13196836Don't you shoo my waifu away.
>>13196842In most cases yes. Sometimes they have very bogus or even outrageous information in them too.
>>13196842Yes, pretty much. The government doesn't do too much work on getting the general public access to good education so high prices and such are common.
>>13196846You're the one I'm shooing away, I like Oomukade.
>>13196848I've seen some videos on youtube where they complained to the Texas Board of Education about what was in the textbooks. America is a scary place.
>>13196851Don't shoo me away from my waifu.
>>13196855You're just trying to get me to write more Night Terrors, and it ain't happening. Away with you, you scuttle-fetishist!
>>13196850I find it pretty upsetting that baby boomers are the ones complaining about how the newer generations have too many hand-outs and need to work for their educations. Meanwhile, they had educations that could be paid by a part-time job.
>>13196852Doesn't help our government is overrun by greedy and wrinkly ballsacks while a good number of the citizens are idiots who keep voting for the same inexperienced idiot who keeps golfing instead of trying to run the country.But enough of that, since this is getting too /pol/.
>>13196859That was during a time when everything wasn't so overly complicated and when the dollar held more value.
>me writing about a Sea Slime turned into a discussion about American politicsI didn't ask for this.
>>13196862Don't forget real wages were much higher then as well. They also had unions and pensions. And they try to call my generation entitled?I wish there was a disease that only killed people over 60.
>>13196863It was bound to happen sooner or later.How about we talk about cute things?
>>13196864Old people being entitled and out of touch assholes was a well-enough known phenomenon to be a comedy premise in 500 BC.
>>13196858I just wanted to post oomukade.
>>13196867Like who is the best juggler?
>>13196871And I can understand your desire. But it makes me feel bad about not doing my job and writing the only story people consistently like.
>>13196867Is that girl an Oni or something? I bet she could do and no-hands headstand with her mouth on some dude's dick.>>13196871I just don't want to write this bullshit powerpoint presentation.
>>13196864Their unions also weren't full of lazy assholes who expect less work and more pay.Frankly, everything was better then. It's not that they were entitled, it's that the present is shit.
The bed you and your wife love, which is the one you deflowered her on and had your honeymoon in, suddenly turns into a huge cuddleable MG. What happens?
>>13196879Threeways happily ever after.
>>13196877>Oni>Pointy earsJesus christ, Alp.
>>13196876And I'm just sitting here, trying to decide if splitting my focus between an ongoing story and a big project would actually work.
>>13196882That's not me.
>>13196887You sure?He might be your shadow.
>>13196883That depends on how big your ongoing story is.>>13196891I'm sure.
>>13196894I haven't started it yet since I'm sort of sorting out details and such, and figuring out at what point to start it off. And I want to read some good writefags to improve my own writing first. But once it gets started it should be a decent sized thing. Or maybe I should just distract myself with my two greentext series that people like while I do that project so people don't assume I'm dead.
>>13196883>How would it workProtip, it doesn't.
>>13196882Yes, Satan?
>>13196894Still sounds like you.All he needs to do is say he'll get to making Junko's house for about 3 months and he IS you.
>>13196904Those ears are pointy, but not "knife ear" pointy like the little elf/kalar girl's.
>>13196905When have I ever said anything like>I bet she could do and no-hands headstand with her mouth on some dude's dickNever, that's when. And Junko has her house, and a Tigger, so shut up about it.
Ah~ I wanna date, I wanna go on a date with a fox
>>13196909>so shut up about itAre you finally growing thicker skin? Alp, I'm so proud.
>>13196913You can be proud of me after I finish the Sea Slime and Philosowurm stories without deleting anything.
>>13196908She's balancing a huge giant on her head, there's no way she's an elf.
So what's your darkest Monster Girl secret?Mine is I want to come home and find my waifu cheating on me with someone vastly superior in everyway to me, both in muscle, wealth, and size. I then want her to non-chalantly continue while she demands me to masturbate to the scene. I then want the man to continue until he nears climax, remove himself from my waifu, then cum on my face, before both of them leave me, rolled into a ball crying in the corner. I honestly think this scene is hot-as-fuck.Pls no bully, are is your darkest secret monster girl related?
>>13196915I know you won't delete those, Alp. >>13196916She is one, because her balancing it on her head is a joke.
>>13195177At such a point the only solution would be constant tender forceful loving. Might aswell order her to marry you and have children aswell. Perhaps once you both grow old she might realize what is actually going on.
>>13196923>I knowYou know nothing Jon Snow.
>>13196923I prefer loli Onis to loli Elves, though.
>>13196926>A month until Season 5Damn you for reminding me Alp.
>>13196918I prefer lolis to full bodied women in every case.
>>13196918>CuckoldNo, I will bully you. There is genuinely something wrong with you in my mind. I cannot comprehend why you find this appealing. Your mentality is well and truly inconceivable to me. And in the vein of that phrase, I ask that you poison yourself, get hit in the head by a rock, stabbed, and then throw yourself off a cliff to rid the world of your pathetic, twisted existence.
>>13196929>Prefering loli oniEh, both are very nice..
>>13196929Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~!>>13196932What's the big deal? It's not like you don't know what happens.
>>13196940It's the visual pageantry Alp, aka why every mech anime done right surpasses a manga or LN of the same subject matter.
>>13196938What's wrong with cuckolding? It's just another fetish, like Ara Ara, Loli, and shit.
>>13196918You're sick. But I'll play along.I like the idea of MGs being fucked by the feral beasts upon which they're based.
>>13196949It's a fetish that is not welcome here at all.
>>13196918I'm a big strong guys and I want to get bullied and sexually dominated by a plain, flat, gloomy fujo Cyclops, who would force me to lick her off under the table, and serve her winegrapes from my mouth, and serve as her dickthrone as she shitposts on the net. It's not a secret to you guys anymore, though.
>>131969491/10, that's the best I can do
>>13196947But removing characters and replacing them with pointless sex scenes is dumb.
>>13196949>Just another fetish>Comparing deriving sexual pleasure from being emotionally broken and having your partner stolen from you happily, to a preference for body or personality typeI know this is bait but FUCKING REALLY?!
>>13196956>who would force me to lick her off under the tableThat's good shit.This overall concept reminds me of this one doujin I read. Something like, cute girl is dating a big strong martial artist, and she totally expects to get roughly but tenderly loved in bed...and then it turns out his fetish is getting his shit kicked in by a cute little girl like her. And then she winds up getting into it. Something like that.Don't ask me for a source because I have no idea. Tried looking it up a bit ago, couldn't find it after the first time I read it.
>>13196949For being a heavily fetished thread, it's surprising how many people don't understand fetishes and react very violently to fetishes they don't have.
>>13196958If that's what it takes to get a show of that budget with that level of props to stay on the air, then so be it. Nothing is ever perfectly adapted anyway.What I'd be more concerned about is they're going to run out of material to adapt really soon if Martin doesn't get off his ass.
>>13196965For me, it really is just cuckolding. I cannot understand its appeal at all, for the perspective of the cuckold at least.
>>13196959Not cockolding since that's shit, but personally, I would love to be abused and nearly mindbroken by some Succubus, Amazon, Manticore, or some other Monster Girl, then left for dead.I then want a nice dominant-but-motherly Christmas Cake Monster Girl to find me and lock me away in her house for slow and kind healing, with gentle femdom and kindness.I think that'd be nice.
>>13196918Well, other than liking loli and getting disproportionately hardened at the idea of Sabbath launching a terrorist attack on my tanuki waifu's place of work...Magical futa-swap. I was given this fetish almost exclusively from doujins of Ran and Yukari, particularly those of Ikuta Takanon and Yukaran Nosuke. I'm turned on by the idea of prostate stimulation and I enjoy how everything feels better after an orgasm, so it's unbelievably hot to me to think of being down-and-out after my Nth cumshot only to have my waifu say "What? You're done already? That's not fair! It's my turn then." and whip out a potion or spell for temporary meatstick action.
>>13196965>For being a pretty vanilla thread barring that girls are monsters, it's unsurprising that more bizarre and niche fetishes are not acceptedFTFY
>>13196969>HealingSee, that's the difference. You only want to be broken so you can be fixed. The other guy, he just wanted to be broken. I don't get it.Healing's good shit though, nice taste anon.
>>13196967They're going to catch up eventually, and then we'll all be waiting for A Dream of Spring, only for that fat old fucker to kick the bucket.
>>13196968It's a kind of masochism. I like pain and such, such as a wolfgirl violently fucking my ass with a strap-on or some such and then putting me on display as I helplessly ejaculate in front of a pack of wolves. But afterwards she cuddles me in her big soft paws and licks my cheek while telling me how much she loves me. >>13196975Anon, please. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
>>13196980>This is exactly what I'm talking aboutExactly, just how your ilk always try to use monstergirls to construe carte blanche for whatever you want.Go chum somewhere else.
>>13196980She's still cuddling, licking, and cooing soft "I love yous" in your ear after all that though.Not giggling as she hangs off her new, superior boyfriend's arm, leaving you a miserable wreck in the corner. Seriously, where the fuck is any kind of appeal in that?
>>13196985I just told you, it's a kind of masochism. I don't get the appeal either, but I assume it's the same in that how some people don't want to take it up the butt from their waifu. They can't see why it's appealing. Just have to accept you won't understand and move on.>>13196982Anon, please stop the pointless hate. It doesn't help anything.
>>13196996Stop the pointless bringing your unwelcome fetishes here discussion. It doesn't help anything. Don't be so hostile against people who don't share your /d/ inclinations. You've got a whole board for that, who even have a monstergirl thread.
>>13196996>it's a kind of masochism. I don't get the appeal either, but I assume it's the sameYeah, I want the fujo Cyclops to humiliate me by treating me like a worthless dildo, and I assume NTR fags feel something similar. They're just somehow more broken, I guess, to the point that they don't want the girl to love them at all, even as an object.
>>13196996Bob pls, you and your defense force have attempted to get your fetishes accepted for age now. Especially that coexistence shit you were spouting in the /a/ threads.
>be the husband of a rich tanuki CEO>have single kiki maid>one of the kiki's duties when your wife is away is whacking you off with a special tenga and storing the semen in a preserving vial for when your wife gets homeHow sexually frustrated is this kiki?
I want a Jabberwock to suck me off with her mouth tentacles
>>13197040they look really scary
>>13197035Enough to become the husbands mistress.
>>13197005I don't quite get the full NTR people who want to get fully ostracized, but I can take a gander at why people want to watch their beloved have sex with another.Think of it as the logical extension of porn combined with low self esteem. With porn, you want to watch the most desirable woman (for whatever definition of desire you have) in the situation that is most attractive to them. Usually this also means with a second porn actor who is also usually good looking as well, and probably better looking than you. Now for a person with self worth issues who is looking at the situation in this way, they would want to have the most desirable woman with the best partner, in which they see themselves as not worthy enough to step up to the task. So they have a stand-in of sorts, and they get their little real life porn fantasy they can rub off to. Then add a bit of masochism and you have your personal slice of hell.Not my cup of tea in the slightest, I use porn and such to insert myself into the man's shoes, and like hell am I going to imagine just deny myself the caresses of my fantasy lover.
>>13197043Don't say things like that Anon. I for one am glad to see people realizing the full beauty of Jabberwocks.Those mouth tentacles aren't scary, nor would they ever hurt you. They're just extra mouths, for doing extra mouth things. Want to watch a TV show and want something to pet? One of them can lay in your lap like a cat! Want to make out with your waifu while she's hungry? She can make out while her tentacle mouths eat McDonalds, nourishing her. Those tentacle mouths are there to help and love you, and would never hurt you! Though they may bite you if you're into that.
>>13191847Line 66, "me" for "be"Thanks Sky, you are the hero we deserve
>>13197052I just hope they don't actually have minds of their own like they do in threadcanon
>>13197052Jabberwock MGs are olev
>>13197052>McDonalds>nourishingYour taste in waifus seems good by comparison.
>>13197059They can have whatever you want them to have, that's the beauty of headcanons and shit!>>13197061Mah nigga>>13197064It was an example, and>Your taste in waifus seems good by comparison.>by comparisonMy taste in waifus is good regardless and I will fight you on behalf of my waifu's honor
BigMeatyPaws
>>13197080If her paws are bigger than my head, it's too big.The only thing a girl should have that is bigger than my head is her boobs
>>13197089Anon pls contain your shit tasteIt's spilling everywhereB-cups with wide hips and a big, jiggly butt is the best.
So the Queen of Hearts gets her hands on a shitty Matango and makes the dapper as fuck Mad Hatter. Maybe she could make Cait Sith and the other shit tier monsters to see if she could fix them too.
>>13197094Wow, I went full retard with my English there
>>13197093No.BoobsBig soft jiggly boobs filled with milk, hopes, dreams and love. Big H Cup+ breasts that I can sleep on as I mount my monster girl wife
>>13195870A really lewd much ado about nothing. With lots of sex jokes. It devolved into the actors just railing eachother halfway through.
>>13197102>milkUgh. I can appreciate and like big boobs, but the problem is too many artists don't make everything in proportion. One of the word offenders of this is okayado. His balloon-tits-on-a-stick way of drawing is extremely offputting.
>>13197093>B-cups with wide hipsHow can you be so correct?
>>13196918I wanna engage in an orgy with Doppelganger versions of myself with every gender known to man, and a few unknown to even tumblrites. Also this >>13196951. That one is really hot, but it's less something I would engage in and more something I'd rather watch being done.
>>13197106There are worse offenders than Crabman.Balloons on a stick is at least better than bags of sand on a stick.
>>13197094I don't want to know what she can do with the likes of a devil bug.
>>13197116Cuddle Bug.
>>13197112>Implying this doesn't look good in an extremist sort of wayI just wanna cuddle those tits.
>>13197118They'd be insectoid yeti's then?
>>13197122Yes.
>>13197112That's pretty bad. The pelvis/hip anatomy is just all kinds of fucked. You know what? The anatomy in general is extremely fucked.
>>13197094>chimney sweep Lizardman>high as fuck oomukade>P'orc duchess...KC doesn't have a gryphon yet?
>>13197106and if Okaydo made their bodies to coincide with their breasts everyone would call them fat. Even if all he did was add 1-2 inches on their waistline
>>13197126> glugging all that semen went to her belly and her thighs rather than her boobsA metabolic tragedy
>>13197094>Ma'am, come on it's a fucking cat.Is it really such a big deal?>Yes!Fiinne... There. Whatever, not like it really matters anyway.>She waves a lazy hand>The newly born cheshire looks as her beautiful bare skin and weeps tears of joy at her liberation>Ma'am, you didn't fix her, you just turned her into something else!Whatever, It's still a cat. Here kitty.>The queen spreads her legs, and her wet snatch turns into milk. Why? Because insanity, I don't gotta explain shit.>The cat crawls up to her and starts eating her out, rough tongue catching on the queen's clit every now and then, causing the girl to shiver in her throne and gush another torrent of milkNext.
>>13197126Not him, but there are great exceptions I make in the case something has bizarre anatomy.
>>13197131But if we slim her down than plumped her back up maybe she'll go up a size, then wash rinse repeat until she has plump everything
>>13197128>high as fuck oomukadeNow I wanna see this.
>>13197138>Heh, hehehe.... hehehehe... I've got like, so many little feet maaaan~!
>>13197116I think I got one, she could turn it into a snapdragon fly with in the books is an insect that has a body made of plum pudding, wings of holly leaves, and a head that is a raisin burning in brandy. Basically she would fly around Wonderland trying to get men to taste her.
>>13197129It's not even just fat. They're drawn with impossibly thin skeletons and have absolutely no muscle anywhere on their bodies. >>13197131That's the best part. Hips and ass are great.
>>13197138>Giggling, her loose hair flows about her in a sea of tangled mess as she crawls along the ground upside down, moving less like a centipede or even a snake, but more like a worm, underbelly bared, the loosely buttoned up shirt, scrunched up and baring more flesh than is morally sound.>She wiggles under the couch and pops her head up between your legs from under neath the other side of it>Grins and giggles dopily as she crawls and gropws her way up your body and out from under the couch, wrapping coil after coil around you as she gives a full-body hug and falls into a nap.
>>13197138>"Whooo ... are ... you?"
>>13197094Mad Hatter already looks basically human, I wish KC had gone all the way and just made her a normal (insane) girl in mushroom themed clothes, with normal skin instead of sticky, slimy mushroom skin
>>13197153>I AM ANONCULES!
>>13197118>>13197122>>13197125So Mothman?
>>13197148That's fucking adorable.
>>13197146Isn't that the Barometz' schtick?>>13197160I don't how a Cockroach girl could ever turn into a moth girl.
>>13197163You think so, but with her rubbing her cheek against the top of her head, she's actually drooling, cuz, y'know. she's high as fuck.. And it's not all spit.
>>13197155> wanting more cosplay tierWell, >opinions I guess, but imo she's too un-monsterous already.
>>13197172>wanting girls to be fucking disgusting just because of some arbitrary monstrousness "quota">not liking cosplay tier
>>13197177> arbitrary monstrousness "quota"All I know is what my dick tells me, and my dick tells me that Mad Hatter is too cosplay for fearboners or xenophilia to kick in.I know it's heresy, but I actually prefer the regular Matango
>>13197170Crap, your right. Well maybe devil bugs can turn into those butterflies with buttered bread for wings then.
>>13197185All I'm saying is that a girl with mushroom skin would feel fucking disgusting to touch.
>>13197198I don't know about dsgusting, but if I ever felt up a girl with soft mushroomy texture, the urge to bite her would be irresistible.
>>13197198But mushrooms have such a great mouthfeel when you're eating them. That's gotta count for something.
I wanted to make a joke about that daddy-o Cait Sith repeat poster involving my precious Ace Palico named Tamamo collecting them up in his own cat harem.Except I'm too fucking busy for that shit so there yeah go.
Uh oh! Your waifu just won a Mike Tyson's Punch Out Cardboard Cutout promotional display, with a slightly-below life sized Mike Tyson standing! And she loves it! And she insists on having it in your bedroom, facing the bed!How do you respond?
>>13197185I don't think it's wrong. You like Matango, I like Mad Hatters. It's a matter of personal opinion, and other people can't tell you what to love and what to hate.>>13197172With that being said it is my opinion that no mushroom suit Mad Hatter is just wrong. >>13197207Also fuck yeah mushroom master race
Too many shroomsNeeds more fluffy + paws
>>13197207>>13197208Don't eat your waifu.Unless she's a slime.
>>13197215Fuck off Bob, we discuss fluffy shit every fucking thread.
>>13197211I put a paper bag over his face and draw on a goofy smileyface.
>>13197211Beat the Actual Mike Tyson up.If I'm dating a Centaur than I must be either fast enough to outrun her making me Miyata without the glass jawor I'm strong enough to carry her making me Ippo without the glass libido
>I want to be a shota slut that pleases Ara Ara monster girls for free! >I want to sexually tease the maid until she rapes me silly! >I want to be raped by a dragon girl and become her cute househusband! >I want to be raped by a bunch of monstergirls on the train and be raped back at the love hotel. >Then send the video to my cyclops childhood friend and come home a mind broken cum pump and get fucked by the cyclops while she's crying about how her precious Anon is gone! >I want to be raped by a yandere monstergirl, tied up in her basement until I love her! >I want to become a shota slut for an onee San! I realize that cannot be unconditionally loved by anyone so I turn to be a slut for a monstergirl, desperately hoping that someone would love me through sexI spend my nights masturbation to hentai realizing how pathetic my life isI pretend that a waifu is real and not some delusional fantasy for lonely peopleI just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved
>>13197185>>13197198>>13197214Seeing Mantago's just makes me bad for whatever poor soul was forced to become such a low tier MG.
>>13197209>tfw the most experience you have with fantasy settings is the Zelda series
>>13197219But it would be so soft and spongy. The nibbles would turn into wanting more, and then I accidentally bite her boobs too hard.
>>13197224>Thinking he could fight Mike TysonYou'll make it as far as King Hippo>>13197226Man, someones bitter and lonely. I will be a slut for my Dragon Waifu and her cute House Husband and their is nothing you can do about it!
>>13197220Are you trying to imply only one person likes fluffy or something?
>>13197226>I want to be a shota slut that pleases Ara Ara monster girls for free! >I want to be raped by a yandere monstergirl, tied up in her basement until I love her! >I want to become a shota slut for an onee San! You know my dick well.
>>13197226I meant to say that this is what I am. Not others who say these things. Sorry
Need more spiders
>>13197211Tell her that he's only into pigeons
>>13197219> slime waifu> the prospect of eating bits of her fills me with disgust and horror> she'd probably think it means I don't love herSadness covers me like a blanket
>>13197211I use the opportunity to put up my Gensokyo Wrestling Federation posters in our bedroom. I can deal with a black man if she can deal with a Ran.
>>13197226You are well on the way to mindbroken slut or double yandere finish. 'cept not, because MGs aren't real lol
>>13197211Get a life sized posted of Shaq
>>13197211I don't mind. I have my MGS4 poster facing the bed anyway, so I'm always masturbating while Snake watches.
>>13197230Actually, Dragon's Dogma is probably be more or less identical to MGE pre-Monster Girlification.
>>13197244Bubble slimes feed pieces of themselves to their husbands for an aphrodisiac effect, so I don't think it would really hurt any slime.
>>13197254>dem legs and feetNice.
>>13197238My fellow basketball American
>>13197244At least you don't dry her down to the core and put her in a pouch while you travel.
>>13197234Look if I'm dating a Centaur I am among the best physical specimens in the world either baseline or by extension of dating.If a Manlet like Mac can beat them I can too
>>13197260Mein neger. Happy fapping.http://exhentai.org/g/536377/553876b747/http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/http://exhentai.org/g/588113/09b212d57c/
>>13197242Spidergirls are alright.
>>13197263What fiend would do such a thing to a poor slimegirl!?
>>13197271Alpie.
>>13197258What about her feet?
>>13197280They're claws, but still sexy.
>>13197283You say that like dragon girl claws aren't always sexy
>>13197271She looks like she'd be so jiggly, I just want to spend all day slapping her belly and watching her body ripple.
>>13197289Mah nigga
>>13197289But those are exceptionally sexy. I want to kiss them all over like a filthy Dragonslut.>>13197296Okay, now I AM a Dragonslut.
>>13197296Jabberwock > Wyvern > Dragon
>>13197299I think you mixed up wyvern and dragon there, and also left out ryu7/10 got the important 1st spot right
>>13197302>Ryu>Feet
>>13197299>>13197302My fellows of African-American heritage.>>13197305Hey, at least people had Ryu in mind. No one even thought of the poor Wurm.
>>13197305She has hand claws, but yeah he's still wrong because they're comparing feet.
>>13197307>Wurm goes to nail salon>"I want a pedicure!"
>>13197296Why are Jabberwock's so much bigger than the rest?
>>13197258You stay away from my waifu(s).
>>13197315Okay... I'll just go play with this Dragon instead.
>>13197315How are claws attractive? Try having them near upholstery. No footjobs, no massaging her feet.
>>13197296But which would give the best footjobs?
>>13197322I find them to be aesthetically pleasant. Same thing with spiders, which is why I like Rachne so much.
>>13197322How exactly do claws preclude those things?
>>13197266>mfw when I fapped to all of these >mfw when I fapped to all of the english yandere H-content on sad panda >mfw when I read all the englishnon H content too>mfw when translations never
>>13197329Not him, you could certainly massage her feet. But footjobs would suck, like grinding your junk on ray hide.
>>13197329err the footjobs and massaging I meant
>>13197331I wish all the yandere monstergirl stuff wasn't specific to a single hmanga.>tfw no yandere monstergirl onee-san doujin featuring one of KCs girls ;_;
>>13197332Look closely, their soles are soft and presumably quite smooth
>>13197341Don't make me feel anon.>mfw when the only reason I come to these threads is because the high yandere content+ reverse rape monstergirls
>>13197332Scales only go in one direction, so I assume intimate contact is done in that direction, with the grain.
>>13197344>high yandere content+ reverse rape monstergirlsThe writefags that come to mind for that stuff are Yananon, Gauf, and maybe Punaldin, although he only wrote that thing involving the yandere Holstaur.
>big, dry three-toed dragon feetI prefer them to be more human-like.
>>13197351Eeny-meeny-miny-moe, catch Granberry by the toe~
>>13197342>Thinking it shows at that scale>Thinking anything that walks around barefoot all day that big has soft feetStructurally, that's where you want protection too.>>13197346They become pebble scales on the bottom. Thus the comparison to ray skin.
>>13197350I find alot of yandere one shots and greentexts while browsing the threads
>>13196902nyan?
>>13197354Read that as>eeny-meeny-miny-萌え, catch Granberry by the to-ey~
>>13197355it's monster girls m8 they've got magic n shitfact is their bodies are built for maximum pleasure
>>13197358>yandere one shots and greentextsThe guy responsible for that yandere Hellhound daughteru story should have pastebinned it.
>>13197363>they've got magic n shitMaking any conversation fucking boring 101
>>13197363I don't hear you talking about grinding your dick on the sharp horns or their upper scales though. You're just trying to justify your foot fetish. And if you want KC then mamano mana doesn't care if they're feet are cheese graters. It feels good because of magic. There's even swords that make you feel good when you get stabbed with them in KC land.So odds are even there, they're normal rough scaly feet and magic makes you feel good.
>>13197363KC pls go and stay go.
>>13197372Also you can screw magma, bones, ice, poison, and rock without consequences so obviously the Demon Lord did a good job.
>>13197375Oh, and being on fire happens with at least two species and only serves as an indicator of your FIERY BURNING PASSION!
>>13196918Go home to an Angel or Valkyrie and commence long handholding sessions while having sex for the purpose of procreation.In b4 lewd and castigating because of my choices
>>13197355>>13197372What if I'm a masochist and I like the idea of a dragon girl tormenting me with her rough scaly feet?
>>13197403Then you're going to irritate someone's autism.
>>13197384Lewdest of lewd. You could go to prison for that kind of behavior. I bet you even have sex with the lights off, you sick fuck.
>>13197403i've been triggered
>>13197405Well technically you can still see her because of the natural light she emits; why have lights on. Similar shit goes on with the Kraken; except she covers the area in darkness and she is the only thing you can see.
I'm sure back in the day human feet were rough as fuck from being barefoot and shit all the time and the idea of rubbing them on your dick instead using any of the other fun features was blasphemous.Except now we have shoes, moisturizers, socks, ect.Anon can enjoy nice soft dragon girl soles on their feet all he wants.
>>13197424No, this is not allowed, it's verbotten and haram because waa-waa-waa!
>>13197424>shoes, moisturizers, socks, ect.None of which apply to a dragon girl
>>13197428You're absolutely right anon.They can just fly 90% and avoid walking on their feet anyway. Thank you for making me see the error in my logic.
I like to think junkyards in Monster Girl City would double as waifu adoption clinics for tsukumogami. I just like the idea of a bunch of sad women sitting around in scrap piles giving puppy eyes to men passing by in an attempt to get taken home.
>>13196918Basically cockloding, come home one day only to find out that my "waifu" is fucking another guy more superior than me in every way then she tells me "I never considered you my husband" and she will continue to send videos of them. NO HEALING because she will manage to mark me and nobody else will want me thus leaving battered FOREVER
>>13197449>Junko was raised by them because a Tiger is not a valid option, leaving her unloved and unwanted since birth
>>13197433>Implying people who walk around barefoot outside 10% of the time don't have rough feet>Implying you can soften literal bone under dermal scutes1/10
>>13197449Oh man. My waifu would not be amused if we lived by one of those junkyards.
>>13197355Stuff like that is why I just can't enjoy when monster girls try to use their non-human parts for sex.It requires way too many implausible handwavy justifications that in the end all boil down to "it's monster girls I aint gotta explain shit". What's so bad about just plain old sex that you gotta force the weird stuff that would always end in dick mutilation so much?
>>13197211HE IS A BEDROOM DWELLING OTAKU WHO GETS PITTY SEX FROM HIS MONSTER GIRL WAIFUBUT HE'S SAID ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, ITS TIME TO RECLAIM HIS LIFEHE'S BEEN ON A MISSION TO CONDITION HIS BODY FOR THE ULTIMATE FIGHT OF HIS LIFEA card board cutout of Mike Tyson that his girlfirend likes.WILL ANON BE ABLE TO RECLAIM HIS LIFE?WILL HIS TRAINING BE ENOUGH TO DEFEAT A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF MIKE TYSON.WILL HIS WAIFU JUMP IN THE RING AND FUCK ANON'S BRAINS OUT ALL THE WHILE SCREAMING MIKE TYSONS NAME?FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND ON ESPN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPJJwqIIFYI know a bit of Muay Thai, I should be okay
>>13197226Jeezus fucking christare we fucking tang yet or something?Too far anon, too far
>>13197456>a Tiger is not a valid optionIt never stops.
>>13197470>It requires way too many implausible handwavy justificationsYou mean like the anatomy and physiology of anything past elf tier in the first place?Oh well, different levels of suspension of disbelief, I suppose.
>>13197508It's one level of handwave to say "here is an animal that is half bird". It's another to say "these razor sharp teeth in her mouth are the softiest silkiest silky silky silky"Remember the prime rule of fantasy/scifi. Give the SoD bullshit upfront and then make a working world around it.
>>13197518At least even MGE seems to recognize that, with most of the shit that would feel awful on your dick only being used to pin a guy down and restrain him. For the actual sex they only ever use the human features or specialized appendages with wet, soft, fleshy insides (Manticore's tail, Tentacle's tentacles)
>>13197522>Not wanting to stick your dick in an archne's spinneret to hear her scream "B-but that's where silk comes from!"You sick fuck.
>>13197526the spinneret is not an orifice
>>13197531Damn it, some one in this thread knows arachnid physiology.But that aint gonna stop me.
>>13197526but anonspinneret prolapse
>>13197537My boner is the boner that will pierce the heavens
>>13197531Neither is the cleavage, but that doesn't stop anyone
anyone with the link for the story of foie gras?
>>13196734>6It's shit.
>>1319677810/10
>>13197052Those jab and wock greentexts made me think they're actually sapient
>>13196911Me too, especially if she was a shortstack or something. Though, tall foxes are just as good. I like the idea of Ran-sama towering over me. Sadly, tall Ran is a fanon thing.
>>13196918>wanting the guy to cum on your faceJust die.
>>13196956I'm a big strong guy and I want to crash a plane with no survivors
Pretty.
>>13197601Huh?It's new KC?
>>13197601How will the thread ruin it
>>13197605Yup.
>>13197608Cumming in her fire would smell like ass and she looks onahole fairy sized.
>>13197531>Implying MAMONO MANA hasn't re-kajiggered the spinneret of an arachne to have a main orifice-onahole in the center of the individual spinneret with multiple spigots within to form strong ropelike threads in tandem with the outer pores which emit the filaments required for different types of web.>Implying each of the microscopic pores isn't engorged to give the inside of it a pleasant bumpy texture>Implying each spigot doesn't hold a cluster of nerves so potent as to rival the clitorisI'd fuck my Waifu's spinneret all day. She'd spin web as I fuck her, and she'd catch my cum in a balloon, and eat it whole before my very eyes.
>>13197608Too much metal. Too busty/not busty enough. Looks like an ojou...Not me, though. I like the design
>>13196918 I want to humiliate a dragon that bullied me. Imagine the Cait Sith furniture treatment only I end up dicking her after she's broken. She still keeps the weight afterwards though. Dragon bed, dragon beanbag chair, dragon sofa. The whole nine yards. Even better if I'm able to do it to her jerk of a sister when she swings by as well. Then again, I'd do this to a baphomet, jinko, familiar, and even an apophis.
>>13197610>the
>>13197610Unf. She looks crazy. I love that. What is it, A wonderland ghost? I love that gothic design.
>>13197610This is actually pretty nice looking.
>>13197601>>13197610>It's not a furry Cu SithREJOICE, FOR KC HAS HAD MERCY ON OUR MORTAL SOULS
>>13197610Oh thank god it's not more furshit.Now the question is, can she get out of that bowl she's in or do you have to get in there with her to fuck her? Because that'd be like trying to fuck standing up in a hammock.
>>13197617Perfectly accepted way of referring to them.
>>13197617I thought that's what they are called?
>>13196918Several.-Wanting to kiss a cyclops on her eyelid to reassure her that I find her beautiful.-Tempting fate by kissing and caressing the fingers of an arachne-Biggest one would have to be just being comforted from behind by any species kind enough to care if I'm feeling down. Nothing too elaborate; just something kind enough to drop everything and come to my side if she sees that something's wrong.
>>13197621GHOST MAGICshe could probably walk out of it like an alraune though.
>>13197617>Will 'o the wispA fae, ghostly torch-light>A wisp>A torch>Will of the Wispthe Will of the torch, or, Wisp.Not, Will of wisp.
>>13066985Maid Type: Dragon WightName: ValeriePersonality: Calm and professionalStatement: Today I shall prepare for you the finest stew made with local ingredients, and perhaps a little love.Notes: Does not consume regular food, feeds on MGC Maid Central issued SE crystals. Valerie has been with MGC Maid Central for a long time. Her recordings go back to when she was still a living green dragon, which is several hundred years ago. Valerie has worked at nearly every department in MGC Maid Central and has in her time followed many courses and re-done her maid training several times to ensure the validity of her certificate. She has yet to serve a Master, but she has been active under temporary contracts for various mistresses and served at high class events. Valerie has been described as a dragon straight out of a noir movie. She is well known for preferring to wear black and grey suits and can otherwise be found wearing very formal maid attire. She seems to prefer keeping her hair in a bun when wearing either of these clothing styles. Valerie as a Wight is tireless and does not eat normal food; as such she has no need for exercise. She can however partially alter her build using magic and seems to normally prefer a fit looking body with a height average for dragons.While Valerie used to be a green dragon, one will quickly notice that the color of the scales on her claws, feet and body have changed into a light greyish color fitting with her pearl skin-color. These scales seem to have maintained their elegance and beauty over the years. Unfortunately this is not the case for her wings which have worsened over the years, resulting in the loss of the ability to fly for Valerie. Valerie has stated that her current supplement due to being artificial simply does not allow her to maintain her wings while maintaining the rest of her body.(Profile continued in next reply)
>>13197629(Profile continued)As a maid Valerie has a far above average performance, performing her duties at the speed and quality of a veteran Kikimora. Valerie will use all of her abilities at her disposal to perform her duties in the residence, often performing several duties at the same time. It is rare for her to be distracted by anything and as such she will entirely focus on her tasks, often finishing most by early noon. Valerie will in addition ensure that her Master is comfortable at all times and will provide him services when needed. A Master can expect professionally made meals and treats, massages and to be given insightful advice and feedback on his own work. Due to being a Wight, having extensive training and having served under high class Mistresses a Master can expect Valerie to be by his side at all times when not performing any other duties. Even when not given any orders she will simply stand by in the corner of a room. Please be noted that this behavior will persist even at night if a Master goes to sleep. One might want to request her to wait elsewhere or perform other duties during this time. Requesting her to “do something you enjoy” or otherwise giving her time off seems to result in her staring out of a window till given a new order. MGC Maid Central is unsure what Valerie her hobbies are, as her recent records do not mention Valerie doing anything besides performing her duties. Older records however suggest that she might have enjoyed stargazing and flying during the time she was still alive. Such records also suggest Valerie to have had a much warmer and kinder personality during her time alive. A persistent Master might be capable of returning these personality traits to Valerie while slowly causing her to open up in time with proper care and treatment. MGC Maid Central recommends Valerie to a persistent Master who enjoys a maid with a high performance and does not mind having his maid on stand-by unless ordered.
>>13197601Having sex with her must be awkward as hell considering she has an iron cage around her bottom half. She looks like a humanized verion of chandelure from pokemon. On the other hand the I'm liking the white hair and pale blue skin. I want to floating ghost sex with her while she holds me by my waist and i sing I wanna swing from the chandelier
>>13197614>Too much metal. Too busty/not busty enough. Looks like an ojou...These were all my immediate thoughts.I generally have a soft spot for ghostgirls, but she's just not doing anything for me. She'd be fine if she weren't in that fucking brazier, but looking at that art I find myself more worried about getting an ass full of metal spike than aroused at the prospect of ghost blowjob.3/10, at least it's not Cu Sith
>>13197601Aside from not having a pussy, I like her design.
>>13197610Cool, looks nice.Did trigger my DnD reflexes so I started shouting magic missile
>>13197634>>13197635You will probably have to enter the brazier yourself for kinky times with her. I wouldnt be suprised if the brazier is a way to prevent captured men from escaping from her.
>>13197211He actually looks handsome here.Anyway, I fuck her harder because exhibitionism in one of my fetishes.
>>13197645Would you really want Mike Tyson of all people watching you have sex?
>>13197615 Dragon Couch with familiar pillows
>>13197644Actually, she's noted as being very "captivating". She doesn't have those hypnotic crazy-eyes for nothing.
>>13197648Float like a butterfly, sting like a hymen
>>13197601Shiny Chandelure colors when?
>>13197620Or he doesn't give a fuck and the people who worship KC as some God still haven't learned to calm the fuck down.Cait Sith did not erase non furry monster girls. God damn it
>Walking through the city late at night, on your way home from work>You're quite tired, but this actually makes you safer>Usually>In your fatigue, you are unable to keep a proper posture, and tend to lean forwards a little. This accompanied with a sleep-deprived glare makes you quite intimidating, yet not in a cocky way which invites trouble. >The downfall is a lack of attention. Here in the dark night you follow the lights home, walking on muscle memory more than anything else. The heels of your feet throb from having stood up all day.>Slowly, you follow the line of streetlights which bathe your way in light.>You stop looking around, and only look up and down, at your feet and the lights guiding you, respectively.>You stop when the red light tells you to stop >You hurry when the green tells you to hurry>You continue your pace when the constant warm yellow lets you know it's okay to continue>Your mind is almost already lost in dream, and you can't wait to stumble through your front door and fall asleep>Slowly, the idea that something is wrong roots itself in your mind>You stop where you don't have to>You walk right through lights you would have waited at.>Begrudgingly, your conscious mind rouses itself, grumbling all the while>It asserts itself and assesses the situation>You no longer know where you are. The intersections your body is so used to stopping at are now nowhere to be seen.>You look to the light which was supposed to guide you home and see her grinning down at you>She descends from the height of the streetlights and comes face to face with you>She's rather small>"Ara, so you finally noticed." you take a step back but she doesn't follow. "Tsk tsk. Run all you like, it will do you no good. I've been guiding you for a while now. You have no idea where you are. Go. Run. It's a slim chance, but if you find your way out you deserve the freedom. But...">There's a howling in the distance. "You might actually want to stay with me."
>>13197610Noice. No fun for maximum kek faggots today.Her face expression seems to be something new from Kenkou, don't remember him drawing a smile this way.Anyway, now to google what she's based on.
>>13197650Considering what she is, that should go without saying. Kinda like a fire type Yuki-Onna.
>>13197601>>13197610But it's just genderbendered Ice King from AT, not a grill
Soon we can just replace all furniture and appliances with monster girls.>Cait Sith beanbag chair>Will'o the Wisp lights>Yuki-Onna in a cardboard box for a fridge
>>13197648Who watches is not important, it could be her cat for all I care.
>>13197610>>13197601So, this is the kind of thing I fight against in Risk of Rain.
>>13197673But your pelvis will shatter when it comes time to pay the "bill"
>>13197673It begins. >Familiar Pillows>Lamia/Aphophis/Shirohebi/Medusa Couch>Grizzly Lazy Boy
>>13197629>>13197633This profile has been added to the archives. This and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive, which can be found at the following link:http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk
>tfw I'd be too grumpy to even want to interact with MGs if they became real
>>13197681It's wonderful .
>>13197681How long till Mistresses?>>13197682Don't worry, grumpy Alps get to be interacted with instead
I got her filled penis joke goes heremy floor is still dirty as shit so i cropped most of it out, probably gonna vacuum today
>>131976863 more profiles to go. I wanted to do this one yesterday but got distracted. So i'll probably do another one today.
>>13197601>>13197610Grief Seed-chan, please. No suffering allowed.>>13197608It's Sayaka.
>>13197682With how the monsters are you'll most likely be forced to interact with them. Don't like talking to people? That oni girl ill still grab you and drag you into the alway no words needed. Don't leave your house? Slimes will make their way into the water system and visit you in your bathtub.Don't take baths? The akanames will find you and lick you clean,
Have this too I suppose.
>>13197659>You're too tired for this shit>You glare at the girl floating above you in some kind of gothic, spiked black-metal cage>"So?">She smiles, "So, I have a place. Care to join me?">You squint at her suspiciously. Not that you really intended to squint, it's just that it's hard to keep your eyes open any longer. You've wasted precious energy walking somewhere you didn't need to be, and as a result your eyelids have grown almost too heavy to bare >She doesn't seem overly nefarious. A little impish and tricksy, sure, but not sadistic like a manticore, nor is she likely to compensate for shortcomings with addictive venom like an oomukade.>You're lost, you're tired. Fuck it. Might as well.>You say as much>She smiles sweetly at you, and grows in size as the metal ball she rests in shrinks in size and warps in shape>Before long she's as tall as you, and wearing a gothic dress with metal linings. A cool wind blows and yet her dress remains beautifully still, frozen like a photograph.>She extends her hand to you >You look at it a moment. Human enough. Shrugging, you grip her hand, your warm fingers intertwining with her cool digits >Giggling, she leads you away, deeper into the suburbian maze. The architecture grows more gothic the further you walk and you figure she owns a place in or around the undead districts>She's quiet most ofthe way, but eventually she opens her mouth>"Sorry.">You can only manage one word responses at this point.>"For?">"For leading you astray. You always trusted the lights to lead you and I just thought that was very... handsome. I hope I haven't ruined that for you.">...>"S'okay.">It's not like you're working tomorrow>"I've actually been watching you for a while now. Why do you trust the lights so much? Especially when it's so easy to use them to lead you astray?">You shrug, "They don't move." You consider that statement, and send a glower her way, "Usually.">She giggles again, and her long, ghostly white hair bounces
>>13197702Sayaka did nothing wrong
>>13197710You have my attention.
>>13197710>nor is she likely to compensate for shortcomings with addictive venom like an oomukade>implying oomukades have shortcomings
Someone in the previous thread or something discussed you getting hurt and your waifus giving you headpats and staring at you with a mix of fondness, love, and pity.Can I get some greentexts of Monster Girls healing their husbands with plenty of headpats? I need motivation please.
>>13197710>"Sorry, sorry. You'll just have to indulge this little selfishness of mine." She poes out a small blue tongue, "I'll help you out of here once the sun sets tomorrow.">She's clearly unrepentant of leading you astray and it's not like bitching at her about it will get you anywhere, so it's probably just your best bet to satisfy her and have her help you out after wards>Give and take, it's a pretty simple system. Even if what you're taking in return for your giving is the antidote to the poison she herself gave you.>Though, that begs the question, what exactly Did she take from you to feel the need to give the poison in the first place?>"You...">"Hmm?">"You're not stalking me, are you?">She goes through a strange motion. If she had a drink, she'd have certainly spat it out. A faint blue blush comes to her pale skin, a deathly hue upon her porcelain beauty>"N-no! W-what makes you think that?">You recall sleepily ignoring strange lights outside your window on more than one occasion>"You mentioned watching me for a while.">"Mild curiosity, nothing more.">"Does mild curiosity actively lead me astray? Does mild curiosity peep on me through my windows?">"N-no, I mean yes!">She's fidgeting now and her eyes dart from spot to spot awkwardly, determined to not fall upon you, yet failing. So you simply drop the issue, and walk in silence, hand in hand>It's an awkward silence, but you don't really feel it. If she wants to feel awkward that's her own prerogative. You just want to sleep.>It clearly becomes too much for her though, and she speaks again>"Y-you don't find it weird?">You consider he question, and then shrug.>"It's less like I find it weird, or even endearing I just don't really care. Of all my stalkers, you're actually the tamest. I wouldn't have even known you for anything other than a strange light if not for just now.">"So... There are others?">"Not anymore.">"O-oh..."
>MFW no MG to go lifting with, be it familiar, jinko, or oomukade.
>>13197744> Her dress starts dripping red sauceYou're pastebinning this later, right? Make sure to go back and vary some word choices if you do. "Astray" comes up a bunch
>>13191772Oh, I saw the filename and got it. So it's an Anubis from Moose Saga.Did she actually have human-shaped feet or it's just how the artist decided to draw them? Don't remember the story focusing on that detail.
I'm aware I'm taking liberties with a character that may not even exist, so if the translation doesn't fall in line with this, just ignore the shape-shifting dress.>>13197759>"Astray" comes up a bunchAh, I didn't notice. Cheers. It's not a really synonym friendly word, is it?>>13197744>She says nothing more, but her grip on your hand grows tighter, and she walks a little bit closer, eyes now scanning the shadows for potential rivals>"You want to fuck, right?">She balks bit at your bluntness and the blush returns, but she smiles a little uncertainly as she answers "Y-yes...">"Mind if I sleep through it?">"What are you, a Dormouse?" >You grin at that, "Might as well be.">She cuddles into you before stopping before a house, presumably hers. "I'll fix you up a coffee.">You grimace>"Hey now, don't make that face. Sleep is like orgasms. It's better the longer you wait for it.">"If you say so.">She pushes open a metal gate and the hinges screech in protest >The two of you come to a heavy oak door.>Looking it over, you see a lack of almost anything conventional. No knob, no keyhole, no handle. Just a Door, with a small hole in the center>"Ah, A moment.">She gets smaller and smaller, her luminescence intensifying as her dress begins to encompass more and more of her >Towards this spectacle, you can only manage an apathetic lamentation to the shrinking of her breasts, not holstauric in nature, but respectable none the less.>Now a brilliantly shining light, she slips through the hole in the door, and after a moment a re-sized her pushes it open >She looks proud of herself and stands at her threshold with a posed look, expecting something>Well if she wanted it, she should have come when the higher departments of your think tank were open for business>You step through the doorway. "Neat.">She looks a little crestfallen at that, but closes the door behind you none the less and leads you to her lounge room>She waves her hand to the couch
>>13197771Not really, no. You've got awry, afield, adrift, and just plain lost.
>>13197771>Denying a man his sleepI don't like this bitch.And I don't like you, orgasm denial freak nerd.
>>13197784anon laying down the facts
>>13197784She's right though.
Another Moth-girl from Regura http://i.imgur.com/PnTpbpD.jpg
>>13197771>She can change size at willOh yes.
>>13197796> Lunesta is not for everyone.
>>13197769>A special word of thanks for all those various artists whose works make this niche the niche that it is. A particularly special thanks to Kenkou Kurosu whose Monster Girl Encyclopedia forms the backbone of inspiration from which I draw when writing this story. Give his work a look over to set your mental image right for many of the monsters and heroines that appear in this story. Just scale down the size of their hands and feet a bit. Seriously, what is up with that?>Just scale down the size of their hands and feet a bit. Seriously, what is up with that?Basically Anonymoose doesn't like BIG MEATY CLAWS and BIG FLUFFY PAWS
>>131977962spooky4me
>>13197727How do headpats heal someone?
>>13197807But why?It means there's more of them to hold and rub.It's why trolls are so great
>>13197791>Opinions
>>13197807That's fucking disgusting and sickMoose is sickNext time I see him post I will let him know he has shit tastesBig Meaty Paws/Claws are God Tier.
>>13197780Afield doesn't really hold the same connotations as Awry and Astray though. There's less emphasis on being straight up lost.>>13197784>DenialNot really "denial" per se. Extension? Delay? I personally avoid sleeping all together if I'm only able to steal a few hours of it. I'd rather push myself to the brink, do what needs to be done, and find like ten or so hours afterwards to just crash and be dead to the world. >>13197771>"Take a seat. I'll be back with some drinks.">She retreats around a corner, bringing her warm glow with her, leaving you alone on a comfortable couch in a dark, quiet room>Predictably, it doesn't take long for sleep to claim you.>...>The sensation of weight on your hips and the girl's cold hands roaming across your flesh cuts through your sleep and sends a pleasant shiver down your spine as your body reacts to this coolness>It also calls to attention your lack of clothing>Hers too>Before you can speak, she kisses you, and some kind of liquid slides down your throat. Your first thought is spit, but it doesn't really have that texture. Cooler, smoother. Your second thought is some kind of drug. Her tongue wraps around yours and you begin to return her kiss as your body begins to heat up under the effects of some kid of aphrodisiac.>It's not a boiling, angry, hot lust, more a cool sensuality which settles in your mind, sharpening not only your senses but also your awareness>Effortlessly, the drug slices down the heavy drapes of drowsiness which hid you from the light of the waking world>You cough slightly as she breaks the kiss>"What drug was that? If it was some kind of venom, I swear I'm walking.">She grins down at you as her hands play across your chest. "Even if it were it's your own fault for falling asleep. I told you to wait didn't I? It wasn't a drug, just some Essence of Stoic Love. Here's your tea.">She hands you a hot porcelain mug. It smells like a less intense version of what you just took.
>>13197815My nigga
>>13197807Goddammit he's one of those faggots that can't enjoy the monstergirl. Some of those people literally just want a human with a cat ear head band and a high sexdrive.
>>13197830Not that there's anything wrong with those, right? This just isn't the thread for them.
>>13197826Best boat slut right there. As a side note, I want a short stack Jinko/Oni>Small enough to carry, soft enough to cuddle comfortably, strong enough to ride you into the ground.
>>13197830You got a problem with that pawfaggot?
>>13197834Exactly, if they don't like monster girls why the hell are they in a monster girl thread?>>13197837Yes, either chose a different monster girl or get out.
>>13197844Tough shit
>>13197845Then stop complaining when you think the paws are too big.
>>13197815Would you do this with a Troll?http://36.media.tumblr.com/0d293ed42de7bbb0f4447e8a67937e4c/tumblr_n53z3wjtQ81spm57oo1_1280.png
Paradox a shitI'm still waiting for this masterpiece
>>13197811>How do headpats heal someone?Anon are you serious?Receiving headpats and compliments would be bliss.I want you to imagine being cooped up in bed due to injury or some shit, and your waifu giving you head pats with her loving hand, or maybe big meaty claws, or paws, and whispering loving and doting things into your ear.You'd heal in no time.
>>13197856>Receiving headpats and compliments would be blissAlp detected. Initiating bully protocol.
>>13197856I'm suddenly seeing this happen with a species or two that isn't particularly known for being gentle, like an Ushi-Oni or something.
On a side note, I wish Intercrural didn't have such homo undertones, but it's the only word I can think of which describes what she's doing. >>13197825>You take a sip, swirl it around in your mouth and swallow.>You chase it down with a long draught of the cool air swirling about you, spurred on by the open window>The substance mixed with the oxygen beats back the sleep and grumbling, it returns to the seat in the back of your mind. You're awake now, and looking at the girl atop you, you realize that she isn't actually naked. she's still wearing the dress, it's just that the flesh beneath it is entirely bare.>"How is it?">"It's good." you take another sip, and hand it to her, spinning it so the side your lips touched faces her.>She takes a sip, smiling, looking deep into your eyes>"It is good.">You lean back into your seat, feeling the blood within you begin to coarse, your bare flesh twitching, manhood stiffening under her dress>She gives a quiet gasp as your hardness pokes her behind>She wiggles her hips back and around until your shaft slides inbetween her moist, cool lips.>They part around you, and she begins to swivel her shapely hips up and down, teasing and exciting you with her intercrural ministrations. >Your cock grows slick with her juices and your own pre, providing more than enough lubrication for you to spear deep into her womanhood, though for some reason she holds herself back >A thought crosses your mind as she grins up and down your length with her twat and ass>"Before when you got smaller, your dress covered more of you.">She looks down at you in confusion, but refrains from the snide 'Obviously.' she knows there's more to it than a simple observation and urges you to continue with her eyes>"Right, well, the way I see it, it worked the other way too. The more your dress covered you, the smaller you got.">"...Yeah...?">You grin, lust bleeding into the expression.>"So the less your dress covers you... the bigger you get, right?"
>>13197846>Acknowledges the PAWS are too big>Don't mention itWhat is this Nazi Germany?
>>13197866>Intercrural>homo undertonesWhat?>go to wikipedia>heterosexuality has like two or three sentences>homosexuality has like four paragraphs starting in ancient GreeceGoddammit.
>>13197868>when you think the paws are too big>you think>youIt's just you that thinks this, /mgt/ might be the wrong thread for you friend, the leather club is 2 blocks down
>>13197868>Nazi Germany>badI want jews to leave
>>13197815Yeah but if everyone has huge hands then the trolls' aren't special anymore. Shrink the hands to save the trolls!
>>13197876>just youKeep telling yourself that buddy. Last I checked, not all girls even have oversized hands and feet.
>>13197861You don't want to be comforted by your waifu? That seems Alpish to me.>>13197862The big and tough species like Dragons, Ushi-Onis, and such would be the ones best suited for tender loving healing and headpats.
>>13197834>literal cosplay girlAyyyIs this Discipline?
>>13197876And if you're the type who likes the animal parts instead if taking the girl as a whole, or how the animal bits adorn the human parts, you're the one who needs to leave.
>>13197663Ice Dragon Waifu, Ice Queen Waifu, AT Ice Queen Waifu.
>>13197896Potential Ability, same artist. Also has a girl who's basically everything good about Leona without any of the bad.
>>13197854A 3D MGQ copy. I think I'm going to throw up. If they managed to make Alice look like that I wonder what monstrosities will come out of the monsters like the chimera dryad.
>>13197883Fuck off /pol/ and take your Jew memes with you.
>>13197901What was bad about Leona? Never played anything by Sei Shoujo. Leona is a girl with blue hair in Discipline? Futa and scat a shitBTW is it translated?
What of her's do you want to hold and massage/fondle?
>your waifu will never lay a fat, steaming dump on your chest
>>13197914Everything except the hands/feet
>>13197916get out, you deviant
>>13197914Her ears
>>13197916Well now there's no point of living
>>13197907Good goy
>>13197908Leona was the villain in Discipline, the blond girl with drills, not the blue haired heroine. She ruined several lives, but I'm not going to get into details.Discipline is translated, Potential Ability is not.If you want to try something by Sei Shoujo, go with Bible Black. It's way, way tamer than most of his stuff, and while the art is kinda clunky since it's so old, it's pretty good. Has a working story and everything.
>>13197914This >>13197917
>>13197900Better watch out before your dick starts shooting ice cream anon.>Immediate thought of Succubi creating semen flavored ice creamAH IT BURNS!>>13197914Your question is shit.>What wouldn't you want to fondle or massage on a trollThere fixed it.
>>13197914is that a homunculus?
>>13197914Dear god why do you make me choose I WANT IT ALL!
>People not liking BIG MEATY PAWSWhat sort of bizarro MG thread have I entered?Are the normies really becoming this prominent?
>>13197928It's a troll, the lewdest MG.SHe just wants to hold hands
>>13197921Oh fuck off, you and I both know there's nothing wrong with being jewish. /pol/ spreading it's neo nazi propaganda trying to deny the slaughter of 6 million and in turn making them look like bad guys and saying they deserved their slaughter is disgusting. The fact that disgusting nazi cartoonist posts there all the time should speak volumes about it. So no, go back to /pol/, and stay there. We have no need for your bigotry here.
>>13197927>What wouldn't you want to fondle or massage on a trollHands and feet.
>>13197931> Expecting anyone who thinks Moose's stuff is good to have actual tasteYou shouldn't be surprised.
>>13197931>NORMIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o
>>13197601Fuck you, KC!Where is my loyal cute Cu Sith dog?
>>13197937>being emasculated by her large hands and feet
>>13197917>>13197925Well yeah, those are for fondling you.
>>13197942She's the seat cushion next to the Cait Sith one.
So how strong is the average monster girl? Most of them can rape men with ease apparently yet a lot of them don't look that strong. Is it nanomachines at work? Could you beat your waifu at arm wrestling?
>>13197942I wanna be mad, but honestly I'd waifu Isabelle
>>13197944I don't want those disgusting things touching me.
>>13197943>liking man hands
>>13197942>>13197949It still fucking hurts
>>13197948Monster stronk!
>>13197936>jews dindu nuffingGreat b8Are you the same anon who sperged about jews a week ago?>JEWS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM>ALL OTHER NATIONS ARE THE PROBLEM
>>13197876I know right? Why is it even a gay thing? Who would rather jam their dick through the hairy hard muscular thighs of men, rather than the soft and smooth thighs of a woman? >>13197866>She gasps in surprised insight "Oh!">And then she moans in lustful understanding. "Oh... naughty.">Her dress wiggles and writhes about her, the metal reshaping itself.>Fabric retracts back into the metal frame, and her flesh bulges out, thighs growing thicker, hips wider and bust heavier.>The two of you watch in awe as her body changes inversely proportional to the size of the clothes. >She grows in both height, frame and proportions as the wires move about her body.>They slip down her legs and around her hips. They part, and curl tightly around her arms and the remaining wires wrap about her chest>With the frame set over her newly buxom form, the lost fabric shoots out from the frame, filling in the gaps with a dulled black satin-like material>Before long, the materials have formed completely, her body pushing lightly against gloves which reach bicep high, an open bustier which both supports and emphasizes the size of her bust, a pantieless garterbelt, leaving her womanhood revealed and bare for obvious reasons, and a pair of fine thigh high stockings with patterns woven in. They reach all the way down beyond her ankles and wrap around her foot, leaving only the heel and toes bare.>Her stockings leave her thighs pushing against the fabric, almost spilling out >Experimentally, you run a hand down her inner thighs and she moans softly when your fingers play across the fabric>"O-oooh.... this is... a lot more sensitive than I thought it would be...">"Sensitive?" You ask>She nods as she blushes, "This dress, that metal cradle and this underwear are all sort of... part of me. I could feel things through them, but now that it's s-so thin and fine and delicate..."
>>13197948"As well as powering monsters' basic existence in general, demonic energy in surplus strengthens their spells, boosts their physical abilities, ramps up their lusts, and lengthens their lifespans."http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_energyThey get stronger based on the amount of energy they have, and most likely no most monster will kick our ass completely.
>>13197914Everything, even her hands and feet. Especially her hands and feet.
>>13197226>I want to be raped by a dragon girl and become her cute house husband!Yes.>>13197234Mah nigga.
>>13197961B-but muh kungfu and prep time!
>>13197956I don't get itWho is Bill Trinen and why his name is there?
>>13197296Desire for Draconian Footjobs: Increasing Exponentially.
>>13197957I wonder if Aisha's vaginal muscles are also super strong.
>>13197962>Especially her hands and feet.But then you'll embarrass her.
>>13197969Yes. Yes they are. Aisha is also a demanding lover.
>>13197965Doesn't mean you can't manipulate them, though. I doubt any of us here would make great plotters, but I think in theory it's certainly possible.
>>13197968see>>13197332>>13197355
>>13197978MAMONO MANA
What species would your waifu be and what's her favorite album? Anubis and pic-related
>>13197931>Thinking we weren't here all along>Thinking liking MGs means you like everything that comes with them
>>13197936>Muh six gorillionsGit out, kike
>>13197629>>13197633Finally, my turn.Well, thanks for taking the time. Even if I don't like undead types.
>>13197601>Will-o-WispKC HATH ANSWERED MY DESIRES FOR MORE GHOSTS.I didn't know I wanted this, but I LIKE IT.
>>13197979fuck off
>>13197983Black Dragon, Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath.
>>13197961>Being a defeatist bitch
>>13197986That's a shame, why didn't you mention so in your form? Since there were 5 dragons or so in the forms I tried doing a little different thing for each one.I guess Valerie will remain without a Master a little longer.
>>13197961>muh invincible monsters
>>13197983Red oni and Boys Life
>>13197957>>13197969>>13197976Merry Christmas.
>>13198002If I didn't already have a Wyvern, I'd take her in.
>>13197634>Looks like a humanized version of Chandelure from PokemonMy first thought.>>13197655My second thought.
>>13198002Eh, it's fine. Someone is sure to enjoy that one.Guess I'll take my trash out myself for now.
>>13198002Man, I would love an undead dragon.
>>13197995Well it's true, an average monster is stronger than an average human so more often then not the monster will win. It's not impossible but the odds are against us.>>13198003I never said invincible, just that most would probably beat the crap out of us losers who spend all day arguing over imaginary rape monsters.
>>13197959I think the jappos call it sumata, which is 100% hetero, but then has undertones of prostitution.
>>13198007Yep, I posted this a few months back. I never bothered to look where it came from though.
>>13197961and Humans have WillpowerIf a Monster Girl get's stronger through demon energy I just hit harder, hit faster.If they can see through my infinity motion I make an OOOs motionIf their bodies can take blows that can break diamonds I'll use attacks that can break NintendiumIf they go faster than the speed of Light I'll just gain access to the Speed Force.
>>13197971>Troll turning beet red to the tips of her pointed ears, bashfully trying to conceal her hands and feetJust as planned.
>>13198016>most would probably beat the crap out of us losers who spend all day arguing over imaginary rape monsters.If we lived in a "magic world", don't you think a lot of us would be as "nerdy" about magic as we are about this?
>>13198021Bitch, please. If you had that kind of willpower, you wouldn't be here, you'd be out fucking your Monster Girl waifu who came into existence because you willed so.
>>13198016Keep your self depreciation for yourself.
>>13197983Some kinda dead. And Probably Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. Imagine chilling with Moth-chan and listenign to shit like hawkwind though.>>13198017Yeah I knew they had a name for it. But I don't like using jap names. Make me feel weebish.>>13197959>You slide your hands up her hips and caress her bustier, hands fondling and groping the weight of her breasts>"Mmm, that feels good.">Her hands close over your own and she guides you>Guides the palms of your hands to her large breasts, guides your fingers to her nipples>She leans down atop you, and pushes one of her nipples into your mouth, her arms wrapping around behind your head>You nibble at the invader, and slide your now free hand down her body to play along her thigh again>Her hips begin to wiggle again, pumping your shaft against the moist delta.>You flick your tongue against the rosebud of her nibble and shiver as she moans softly into your ear.>So close now, you can hear everything she does. >You hear her breath as it washes into your ear sending phantom sensations down your back>You hear her take a shaky breath as you tug on her nipples and stroke her thighs>You hear the gasps and moans she makes when her clit catches on the length of your shaft>You hear her lips part, and she takes your sensitive ear into her mouth, licking at it, and sucking on it.>She holds you tight as you place both hands on her hips and lift her up>You thrust slightly and flex the muscles in your pelvic floor as you bring her back down and your cock bounces up, nestling into her womanhood in a sort of half-penetration.>Her lips part around the head of your cock, but you don't go all the way in>Holding her up, she begins to swivel her hips in small circles>Her hands ball into fist behind your head as she lies against you and her breaths come short and jerky into your ear>"Now...Fuck me.">She takes control and slams her hips down against yours, taking you to the hilt in one smooth motion
>>13198025Lucid Dreams brah
>>13197655I still have to do a Kraken one before that.Also, I started playing modded skyrim again, so I'm a bit distracted...
>>13197807>Doesn't like BIG MEATY CLAWS and BIG FLUFFY PAWSForgive him his shit taste, cause at least we get some nice-ish art out of it?
>>13198028Those aren't real. If you had the kind of willpower you're bragging about, you'd turn those dreams into REALITY!
>>13197807I asked for the middle ground between the sometimes cartoonishly big meaty claws/paws and human sized hands and feet. Overall I was about 90% satisfied with the picture I got in the OP, so not quite 100%. There was a language barrier to struggle with while discussing things with the artist. I didn't quite get the balanced feet and hands I was looking for, but that's my fault for not being perfectly clear on that.
>>13197931I wish I could find a color version of the fixed image there.I know it exists. But I wonder if KC ever uploaded it anywhere...maybe I should try asking sometime.
>>13198022How would she react if you started suckling on her fingers and toes?
>>13197796>http://i.imgur.com/PnTpbpD.jpg>>13197800>> Lunesta is not for everyone.damn you, i was not expecting to giggle when i came here
>>13198038Hello there, I'm the Anon from >>13197818 I've been in these threads for almost two years and have dabbled with your work throughout.You have shit tastes and I am letting you know that you have shit tastes. Big Meaty Claws and Big Fluffy Paws and olev.
>>13197978>Implying I care
>>13198023Granted few of us may be heros, mages, or some other for of adventurer, but most of us fall into whatever our family was. We'd be farmers, bakers, blacksmiths, etc. I want to believe I'd be an epic hero who can handle a fight, but honestly I'd probably just end up a farmer's kid that has decent muscles from working the field but would lack the proper training to put up a decent fight against a monster. I mean something like an imp would be easy but a Minotaur would wreck my shit.
>>13197961Not everything is black or white. There are monsters weaker than humans like Dormouses, monsters that humans can defeat with some training like Hinezumis and Lizardmans, and monsters that just aren't possible to handle for a human, like Lilims.
>>13198048>actually keeping your promise of telling himAnon-senpai, you're so cool!
>>13198002Undead Dragons are fantastic. Personally I think it's another Home-Run. Not an even remotely bad or undesirable girl in the bunch as far as these maids go.
>>13198052If Monsters were real, I'd be a manwhore.
>>13198053Humans in MGE can also become a lot stronger than our ordinary humans with sufficient training and dedication. Elite human soldiers are miles above 90% of monster girls, canonically.
>>13198053Also Baphomets, fucking overpowered goats.
>>13197914Her ass.
>>13198002I'd take her but I've already got a chubby lamia meido whom I'm been very happy with
>>13198027>New Monster just came out>Already has a fairly long greentext devoted to herWell, she is pretty damn pretty.
>>13198057As long as someone enjoys the maid my form "produced", that's really all that matters.
>>13198061>Elite human soldiers You mean paladins?>>13198066Yes, there are some more that I think humans can't defeat, but I didn't post anyone else because I think it may start another discussion about "muh HFY" and "muh invincible monsters"
>>13198052My point being that in a world with magic, our odds can really only improve from what they are now.
>>13198038While I'm a proponent of BIG FLUFFY PAWS and BIG MEATY CLAWS, I still think the picture looks nice, so thanks for providing it Moose.Anubis a best.
>>13198041Weak, mewling protest while you'd gently suck on a finger or toe, punctuated by giggles and surprised gasps while your tongue traces over the digit chosen as the target of the tender ministrations? Maybe some low content humms and moans if you throw in using your hands to slowly massage upwards the limb in question?I dunno, not good with this imagination thing.
>>13198077Pretty much. Actual heroes of the order are stronger than just about everything short of lilims and the demon lord herself, and usually only fail because of crises of faith or demonic energy corruption.
>>13198038Smaller paws fits better into your story anyway.
>>13198038It's a nice image regardless.
>>13198027>There's a lewd squelch as your spearing cock parts her nethers and pushes out a squirt of her fem-lube. >There's a satisfaction in knowing that you've brought her cunt to such a needy, dripping state.>You moan into her tit, as she clenches you tightly, body welcoming this new invader>You place your hands against her bustier and push her off you, looping up at her through the valley of her cleavage>"I thought taking your time and things being made better the longer you wait for them was your philosophy?">She grins down at you as she begins to move her hips, "I'm not perfect. and I've waited too long for this.">You laugh, "True enough.">She puts her hands on your chest, and gets to pounding in earnest>She lifts her hips up, and slams her twat down on you, her bust swaying with the rolling motion>Your eyes are torn between her face being twisted in her ecstasy at being fucked so full of dick, and her pendulous bust, swaying with the motion.>She takes your hands in hers and guides them to her hips before replacing them on your chest>You take the hint and begin to lift her up, aiding in her ascent into bliss, before dropping her down onto your cock, thick with lust and anticipation>You set into a rhythm of thrusting twice for each of her falls. Her falling weight sinks you deep into the lounge, and you thrust back up into her as you lift her, and pull out just in time for her to impale herself upon your length.>Your carnal mind memorizes the patterns of the motion and you lose yourself in the sea of emotions there for you to chose to focus on>The scent of her hair mixing in with the smell of sex. the sound of your slapping thighs, the creaking lounge and the wet noises of dripping lust as your pre and her girl-juices form an almost-pool on your crotch.>The speed of your thrusts set her tits to more bouncing around rather than full swings. Her head rocks back and forth with the motion and her hair flounces around as you hammer into her
>>13198048That's a shame.>>13198084I'm working on securing more for the other girls. I owe my readers two Susan pictures in total, so I'll get around to that after the others.
>>13198099>More AnubisI am not one of your readers.But all the same I approve.
>>13197883>>13197907>>13197921>>13197936>>13197958>>13197985A-Anyone find it odd that, despite all of these being off topic only certain ones were deleted and other certain ones weren't?Also, what would you bake your waifu to celebrate your anniversary! Or, what would she bake for you? Personally I'd follow the thread classic of "Bake the waifu cookies while in a naked apron" routine.
>>13198052MFW I'm from a warrior bloodline, on two fronts.
>>13198053That's what I was trying to say at least in the other parts of the discussion. most humans would be untrained in combat so they would lose to most monsters. >>13198061also agreed. The only problem is being one of those that actually has the training rather than something like a farmer.
>>13193323>bipolar charybdisNope. >shark ryuYes.>neet merrowYes, but>smokes
>>13198066>>13198077The average person couldn't, but their entry says they look for people stronger than them, so the possibility is there.
>>13198108Maybe he deleted them to avoid getting banned?
>>13198121The last one looks to be two different people. Plus if you scroll up there are plenty more deleted posts. Seems more like Janitor-work than one poster deleting stuff on their own.I think we got a new Janitor who's delete/ban-happy, I'm scared.
>>13197601>>13197610
>>13198108Better, bake her a cake with only an oven mitt on your dick
>>13198132Janitor's can't ban, they can only delete and file ban requestsThat said, I believe they can view IPs, so those deleted posts are probably all from a single anon
>>13198132If it really is a Janitor why is he/she hand picking which post to delete? There all off topic either way
>>13198134More like...
>>13197211Tell her that if she's gonna do that, then I want a promotional display of Miia's actressThat or just get /fit/.
>>13197601>>13197610She's a yandere, by the way
>>13198162Seriously? Don't play with my heart, anon.
>>13198162So what's it say on there?
>>13198146>Deleting shitposts about bad jews>saving shitposts about good jewsMODS = JEWS
>>13198162Fuck no.
>>13198167If you have any human girls in your life, she'll "Burn them", which'll turn them into Ignises after she's trapped you in her flame, which is like a pocket dimension inside her
>>13198150It's the same fucking thing anon.
>>13198181Terrifying. I like it.
>>13198181I have no real complaints.
>>13198162Y'know, I should've seen it sooner. That pointed smile of hers is a bit of a giveaway of something...off.
>>13198108>/pol/shit deleted>JIDF shit not deletedI wonder who's behind this.
>>13198181>after she's trapped you in her flame, which is like a pocket dimension inside herDo you ever get to leave?
>>13198183True, but Tomoko lacks the crazy spiral-eyes, and the default gothic appearance.
>>13197771>>"You want to fuck, right?">>She balks bit at your bluntness and the blush returns, but she smiles a little uncertainly as she answers "Y-yes...">>"Mind if I sleep through it?"I laughed.
>>13198181>Turn them into IgnisesReally? This is interesting...given that Elementals cannot normally be "Created" by Transformation, due to a difference between their magic, and the mana which causes Monsterization.It'd be even more interesting if, like, she "Absorbed" the Igni she created as some kind of familiars...
>>13198181>like a pocket dimension inside herShe's a TARDIS? The only other one with that special bigger-on-the-inside quality is the Sandworm. Monstergirl IKEA must be fun
>>13198203>Monster Girl IKEA>Sandworms are banned>They know they're never going to buy anything, just shape their insides to mimic whatever furniture on display they like
>>13198203Sandworm and Will-o-the-Wisp eating Swedish Meatballs while their hubbies put together furniture when?
>>13197601>>13197610I wonder if they come in different colors and body-types like the Barometz.>>13198162She's perfect.
>>13198220Barometz comes in different body types?
>>13198112>Merrow>SmokesThat makes a lot of sense. I mean, it's not impossible, but really?>>13198203>Monstergirl IKEA must be funImagine how huge those allen wrenches would have to be to accommodate BIG MEATY PAWS.
>>13197601>>13197610She would be perfect if she didn't have that shit under her.
>>13198220
>>13198228>BIG MEATY PAWSOh please, men put those things together, and they do them WITHOUT THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS!
>>13198231Then she'd just be a blue skinned gothic girl.
>>13198236That was quick.
>>13198236Bueno.
>>13198241And?
>>13198239That's nice.
>>13198239>WITHOUT THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS!Eventhisamazonisafraid.gifv That is certainly a braver man than I.
>>13198252...that's how my dad did it.
>>13198236Soul Gem girl is cute.
>>13198236Damn, good job
>>13197601We've moved beyond 'that grin' and smug into lunacy.
>>13198206>Mimics aren't allowed in Ikea AT ALL
>hear something about gentle femdom thread >sounds awesome, I need to check it out>it's basically "a cute female coworker smiled and winked at me today! She totally wants to fuck! wat do?" blogging generalFuck, I didn't have enough vomit bags for that shitWhy it's allowed?
>>13197688She looks gorgeous.
>>13198236Somehow, I like this colour scheme more than the original
>>13198265It is /r9k/
>>13198265Because 3D is PD.
>>13198265Anon by complaining about blogshit you are simultaneously blogshitting
>>13198270It's a pillow, anon.
>>13198265Don't worry, anon. I'll post some tender loving femdom tomorrow.
>>13198236Her name is now Willow
>>13197601>>13197610>Will-o'-the-WispI love it. This one. This one was meant for me.
>>13198236>No pants>No Panties>Just right there out in the openJeeze...
>>13198272The original has a more ghostly look to it, but the shiny one more pleasing to look at.>>13198265Yeah, I checked that out the other day. Seemed pretty dead at the time. A shame.
>>13198273No, it's /d/
>>13198134This is what I like about Will-O.I'd cuddle her and Oomukade all day long, so they feel wanted.
>>13198096>Her orgasm approaches quickly in the telltale heralding of muffled cries, quick and jerky breaths and a clenching of her milking cunt, writhing around you.>As her climax comes, and you're still lost in which sensory stimulation to focus upon, she chooses for you, >Your mind hones in on the softness of her lips as she presses them against you.>The way she desperately seeks out your tongue as she clenches down upon you, and the laziness of the kiss as her mind is overrun by sparks of electric Nirvana>She sighs into your kiss and parts it only reluctantly>"Ahh... that was amazing. It's been soo long since I- Hii~!">You cut her off as you continue your sawing, fucking her innermost depths and she balls her fists as you abuse her oversensitive womanhood>"W-wait, N-not so h-hard, n-not so f-fast." >She tries to push herself away from you, but the arms she braces against your chest buckle, and she falls down atop you, twitching on her over sensitivity as you take her ass in hand and slam it down on you, fucking her hard and raw>"G-give me a moment, I-I can't handle this, I'm still sensitive from cumming! Any more a-and I'll... I'll break!">You grunt in acknowledgement of her words, but continue to pound into her, reveling now in the wet smacks of sex upon sex, chasing your own elusive orgasm>"N-No more. P-Please, I'll go mad!">You shift your positioning in search of a deeper penetration. the head of your cock scrapes against her walls in its search but you're not hitting that place, not yet.>"No...">You slide down your seat and angle Your thrusts further up>"More...">Her eyes roll up and her tongue rolls out across your chest as you finally hit the deepest parts of her, feeling it part slightly about your cock>"Please... more." >You grip her ass and lissome thighs harder as sweat pours off you and you grit your teeth in search of orgasm
>>13198300Oomukade are wanted, there's a lot of people suddenly who wan't them.
>>13198296I thought they were on /r9k/ as well. Guess they moved.
>>13197601>Dat face.You gonna get mindbroken.
>>13194004Probably not, they'd force you to power through it. Now if you told her you had a horrible case of the runs from eating to much Mexican food she might be more understanding. Especially if you spend most of the night glued to the toilet. Not all sickness result in hot nurse taking care of you, most of them end of with you being a disgusting mess.
>>13198309That's her face when you ask her if you can leave.
>>13198303Vanilla mutual relationships are my favorite fetish.
>>13198314Akaname
>>13198320It's followed by laughing which lasts a full minute
>>13197601We meguka now?
>>13198320> "Leave? Haha you're funny."> "You belong to me now."
>>13198320>AskBeta-kun pls.
>>13198309I need lovely smiles.
>>13198325A laugh like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRwa0w2hIs ?
>>13197360Yes, that is me. Don't tell anyone though.
>>13198265Same board with the moderate feminist shit?
>>13198236Kinda reminds me of Mayu for some reason.Also, dumb question, but what's the time limit on deleting pics?
>>13198329Well whether you ask or forcibly try to leave her reaction is the same.
>>13198288Most monster girls wear clothes for easy access but damn she has nothing. Same with the Porcs, its just a belt around their waist, only reason it covers in the picture is because she's bending forward.
>>13198303>Her cunt contracts again, as you rock it through another orgasm, and the milking twists of a snatch begging to be seeded brings your own climax crashing down upon you like a freak wave, taking you out of nowhere>You thrust up>She slams her ass down>And the two of you hold there in the precarious balance, pumping rope after rope of hot cum into her cool, cold womb, once barren, now laden with the stuff of life.>You pack her womb so full, it escapes from her clenching and spasming cervix and leaks down the shaft of your dick>Slowly you settle the two of you back down on the lounge, your dick still twitching even as it lbegins to grow imp within her womb>You breathe a long and deep and satisfied sigh...>She catches her breath in short quiet 'Haah~'s >Drawing small circles upon your chest she giggles to yourself>"Well, that was something alright. Even though I remember begging you to slow down. I thought you said you were tired?">...>Lacking a reply, she looks up her her lover, only to see a blissful expression scrawled across his face>His eyes are closed>He is asleep>She puffs her cheeks out and frowns, "Geez!...">"You could have waited for me...">Lying down across his chest, she chases after him into slumber.So Pastebin? I don't really think it's worth it to be honest.
>>1319834215 minutes.
>>13198350Pastebin. Don't Alp out.
>>13198342<30 minutes
>>13198350Yes pastebin it.
>>13198350giggles to herself**
>>13198347I'd pork one of them till they squeal.Now for the real question, chubby P'Orcs or Muscle P'Orcs?
>>13198351>>13198353Understood.
>>13198350Unless you have literally seconds to live, there is no reason not to. It's not like Pastebin charges you by the word.
>>13198356One of each, with the muscular one in the nude and the chubby one in a tight harness.
>>13198350I'd say it deserves it. It was pretty good.
>>13198356Both at the same time.
>>13198356Both.
>>13198356Chubby-Muscle P'Orcs.And some mud to wrestle them in.
>>13198350I loved it.
>>13198352Not really Alpin' out, I just don't think it's something worth immortalizing through a paste. >>13198354>>13198359>>13198367>>13198376But clearly I'm the only one who thinks so. So here y'are. >>http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb
>>13198366>>13198370>>13198372Why do you all have such Great Taste?
>>13198375>Chubby-Muscle P'Orcs>Bear mode p'orcsWhat about bear mode bears? How erotically horrifying would that be?
>narcoleptic guy is avoided by all monster girls because falling asleep while being raped causes them to feel incredibly self-conscious
>>13198379Ah, whoops. Didn't mean to link it twice.
>>13198350Definitely. Nice story, man. Love sweet stuff.
>>13198236Wonderful
>>13198332I should watch that show again
I need stories! Stories with Hellhounds!There has been something written, right?
>>13198385How do you think he would fare with a doormouse?
>>13198223Likely.
>>13198390Hellhounds are shit anon, Werewolves are tolerable but not that great either.
>>13198391>narcoleptic guy and Dormouse doze the day away>"Mmm, honey, your hips are moving on their own!" mumbles the maus>his hips indeed begin to move on their own
>>13198391Lot's of sleepsex where neither is sure of who is the aggressor.
>>13198350Heartwarming stories fucking rule.
>>13198390Look for this post in the archives, and go on from there since it wasn't pastebinned.
>>13198390There's that great Alex and Eris one.
>>13198400>shota>greatNice joke
>>13198400>greatEh, I would disagree with you on that one anon.
>>13198400LOL
>>13198400The hellhound in that story was ok.I could do with without the /ss/ though.
>>13198406>>13198408>>13198410Wow, and here I thought it was pretty well received. Why didn't you dudes like it? Sure shota isn't for every one, but it was a cute story.
>>13198400I don't know what that is. Have a link?>>13198399That doesn't seem very hellhound-like. I'm thinking more femdom and being overpowered or made to heel to her whim.
>>13198406>>13198408>>13198410Not him, but what is this all of a sudden?
>>13198417>I don't know what that is. Have a link?>I'm thinking more femdom and being overpowered or made to heel to her whim.Never mind, It's not your thing.
>>13198417>I'm thinking more femdom and being overpowered or made to heel to her whimwow never heard that one before!
>>13198309How can she break my mindwhen I've already broken the air flow around her and her connection to mana in the area
>>13198417http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
>>13198400It was good, but I like /ss/ so my opinion is a tad biased in that regard. If you can get past that, its a decent little healing story>>13198416The anti-shota brigade is out, that's why. Dunno why they can't ignore what they don't like, but>its 4chan
>>13195044The horas.... The horas...
>>13198420Well, shit. >>13198423What?
>>13198406>>13198408>>13198410>Everyone suddenly hates cute healing story about blind shotaWhat happened? Or is it just you guys being faggots again?
>>13198426>The anti-shota brigade is out, that's why. Dunno why they can't ignore what they don't like, but>>its 4chanwhat a defensive little bitchoh wait you like shota that's redundant
>>13198429Heart of Darkness/Apocalypse Now would be pretty interesting with MGs
>>13198416>>13198418It wasn't cute at all to me, it was just kind of a bland story that I quickly lost interest in. Not to mention shotas are a major turn off to me.
Watch out, you've shaken their hugbox again.
>>13198429>The horas.... The horas...
>>13198426Any time the story is mentioned, there is always the typical response of "nyeeeeh shotashit".
>>13198434>likes stories with little boys>calls others faggotsWhatever you say guy.
>>13198435>Being this aggressive and assravaged about a fetishYep, the anti-fun brigade is out in full force right now.
>>13198437You have the right to rape me. But you do not have the right to condemn me.
>>13198446I'll get the popcorn
>>13198444>>13198446>assravagedProjecting much?
>>13198440>their hugboxWho's?
>>13198440No one cares about your samefagging #tailpussy
>>13198434>If you don't like shotas you're a faggotNice b8 m8.
>>13198440I'm getting really sick of people and their fragile little safe-space.
>>13198440What
>>13198435Anon, if you've been part of these threads for a while, you should know everything has a defense force. It'd be great if people here would just live and let live, but unfortunately with our location that's pretty much impossible.In any case every point needs a counter point, or a devil's advocate
>>13198452It's more the hating a cute healing story which makes you a faggot, anon.
>make mocking post>instant whiningThis isn't even fun anymore.
>>13198458Since when was shitposting an acceptable form of fun?
>>13198456>>13198456Does the defence force against defence forces have a defence force?
>>13198457There's so many fucking healing stories and story ideas for fucks sake anon, I just got sick of it.I just want a normal fucking story, not this healing or suffering bullshit.
>>13198458Here on /jp/ we take it easy.
>>13198447So what kinda MG tribe would Kurtz end up leading? I cannot see amazons working, for obvious reasons, unless Kurtz was also an MG
>>13198461Guess I can't make fun of anything or I'm a shitposter now.
>>13198309>>13198320>Will o'Wisp catches you and puts you in her flame>She keeps you in it for a couple of days, cuddling with you whenever she feels like it>Being innocent Anon you are, you ask her if you can leave>She stops whatever she's doing, glances at you for a moment, then starts laughing wildly like a madman, giving you the impression that the worst is yet to come>Crestfallen at her reaction, you start to imagine all the horrible things she'll do to you>She'll strip you away of your freedom>Keep you hostage for all eternity>Rape you senseless until your pelvis is space dust>Eventually gets a hold of herself a few seconds later, wipes a tear off her eye and looks at you>Here it comes>"Sure thing, bud. Door's right there.">What>You you just sit there in her flame, staring at her in surprise and extreme confusion>"...What? You wanted to leave, right? Just jump over the cage and you're good. Mind the spikes, though.">You ask her if she's really gonna let you get away like that>"Why, of course! What, do you wanna stay in here forever? This cage's a little bit cramped for two people to live in it, you know.">You tell her that you thought she was going to keep you trapped forever>"Naw, man. Locking people up isn't cool, this mindbreak hardcoredom or whatever isn't my thing. I'm sure you'd want to stretch a bit, yeah? Come on, go." She says, motioning for you to jump out of her fire.>You ask her why she was laughing so freakishly earlier>"Pseudobulbar affect. Real tricky stuff, y'know.">You still can't believe she's letting you off so easily, she must have problems or something>"Well? You wanna stay in here forever? Shoo!">You reluctantly leave her fire, tumbling out of her cage, but not before getting stapped in the asscheek by one of the large spikes that surrounds it>"I told you about the spikes, man!">She waves at you with a smile as you walk away, still a bit shocked at what just happened>"Bye! I'll come back for you later!">...Oh
>>13198462This is way too meta for me.
I just wanted Hellhound stories. ;_;
>>13198466Matango.
>>13198462At this point, probably
>>13198465That's the thing, I've been on /jp/ for years and I think this thread could learn one or two things from this board.
>>13198471Oh so you were doing this on purpose.
>>13198468Nope, unless you're a lvl 1 femdom shota, you're not welcome here.
>>13198464>Normal storyDo we even have any of those? I mean, define normal.
>>13198464Peruse the paste archives? I know there's tons of stories without healing or suffering out there
>>13198471Yeah well I just want Diablo-tan in a naked apron but there's just something grotesquely horrifying about a literal incarnation of pure unadulterated evil shaking her milkshake with a flashlight pussy.
>>13198480>define normalThis please.
>>13198478Not him, but there was a large reaction to Alex and Eris getting mentioned for whatever reason.
>>13198464Define normal
>>13198483She's Terror incarnate, anon. Being scared is only natural.
>>13198472Not violent enough. What about P'orcs? Or if those are overdone thanks a lot SoM, goblins maybe?
>>13198491>thanks a lot SoMI'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
>>13198486Because people have massive hemorrhages whenever people mention shota, but Loli is olev for some fucking reasonHippocracy at its finest, but this is 4chan, so what can you expect.
>>13198483>flashlight pussyPlease anon, it's a fleshlight
>>13198496For a moment's neglect, I feel infinite regret.
>>13198483>I just want Diablo-tan in a naked apronNow I want that too.
>>13198496Writing stuff. Expect a lengthy greentext soonish
>>13198483Her twin tails bounce and whip around as she turns away from you.>B-Baaka! I-It's not like I made this 10th level of Hell j-just for us or anything>D-Don't get the wrong or idea! Having my own plane of existence to share with you and only you sounds stuupid! Why would I want that?>I-I just know how pathetic you are and how quickly you'd get yourself hurt in any of the other loosers.>N-not like I really care if you get hurt>Geez!
>>13198494I for one also don't care for lolis.
>>13198356Chubby are better for bullying
>>13198494I like loli AND /ss/ though, and loli is rarely ever discussed here.
>>13198493Oh hush, Alp.
>>13198496>filenameYou're right, she's infinitely better than Yao.
>>13198494>but Loli is olev for some fucking reasonExcept for the people who flip out over it.
>>13198500>mfw levels came out as loosers.I stared too deep into the tsun to write this. And the tsun refused to stare back, because eye-contact with some one like me would be gross, and I'm an idiot.
>>13198494>Because people have massive hemorrhages whenever people mention shotaI'm not sure about that.Reactions to shota:>"shota a shit">"that story isn't great">"L O L"Reactions to the reactions to shota:>"wow stop being so assravaged">"i can like what i want">"the anti-fun brigade is out in full force right now">"is it just you guys being faggots again?"
>>13198503I also enjoy both, though I believe loli mostly gets discussed when it comes to daughteru dicking.Which isn't my thing, but some people like it, so more power to them I guess
SS can be alright sometimes.
>>13198383Oh lord mah dick.>No bear mode Grizzly and Orc who fight over you before double teaming you
>>13198480The type of story that doesn't fall right under suffering and healing like 85% of the stories that exist today fall under.For example: Man with a fear of dead people has to deal with a bunch of zombies that moved into his town, just some funny antics, no suffering or healing.But whatever, let's just drop it here.
>>13198489While i'll concede to that, the moment that I start hearing Diablo-tan telling Crusader "We're not going to stop until I can feel my name burning on your cock for the coming days" is when I question my life choices and why i'm absolutely haram
>>13198520So you want lighthearted comedy?
>>13198514That's a big cat.
>>13198512Ain't that the truth?
>>131985254U
>>13198512You're kinda missing how fast the shota reaction posts went up, as well as being sequentialUsually that's a sign of being anal-anguished but not always
>>13198505>apology not acceptedComfort me, Bat from Schiznathinus.
>>13198512The reactions are just as bad when people criticize Loli, which results in anguished screams of "Normies" and insistence that people aren't pedophiles for liking the bodies of young children.In any case, both camps are utter shit in my eyes.
>>13198507>Better than YaoMan don't be that way.
>>13198529>You're kinda missing how fast the shota reaction posts went upUh, there were only three adverse reactions to the initial post before the rest started complaining about these.>>13198533Exactly.
>>13198534>that face>those pawsJust no.Yaotist pls leave.
>>13198524Yeah, it's not something we get that often, and quite of bit of the attempts have been poorly done.
>>13198533Agreed, which just brings us back to live and let live, its a waste of energy to get so ticked off over something so insignificant in our lives.
>>13198530>TFW still no Werebat shorts>No Yandere Werebat neesan type who freaks out if you leave the place she'd imprisoned you, locating her husband with echo location>Not just raping him for every minute he was gone
>>13198536>Yaotist please leaveWell now you just summoned them all
>>13198529Anon all I said was that I didn't agree that it was a "great story"
>>13198536
>>13198536>Attacks the face and paws, which are mighty fine>Not her shit characterCome on man.
>>13198438Fucking this
>>13198536>>13198534I think she looks pretty cute, thought her grin could a little less... wide.
>>13198546Then apologies for bundling you in with the pissed off autists.
>>13198536Anon please.I don't make it a habit to insult your waifu...probably.
>>13198548FuckingLeave
So anons, do I go for a walk, or do I stay inside and write?
>>13198530What are you even apologizing for? People brought up the SoM with P'Orcs thing enough in the threads that it's hardly the fault of what you wrote if some consider them overdone. And that's not counting all the porkers stuff and all the other P'Orc discussions that went down.God damn it, just stop procrastinating and go update something you, you double Alp.
>>13198556Go for a walk. Get some air. You'll be able to think better
>>13198556Why not both? Bring a notebook and a pencil with you. A walk could help inspire some new ideas in you, or help woth any blocks you may have
>>13198550Dominant and sadistic personalities are fineThat kind of appearance is not, kitsunes should only have fox ears and tails
>>13198538One story I'm working on is light hearted comedy based around a Pharoh and Apophis. It'll probably suck.
>>13198541
>>13198556Go for a walk. If you don't write either, I don't have to feel bad for not writing.>>13198557Was it not enough to put up one update this day?
>>13198536No.
>>13198530I wish I could punch you through the internet.
>>13198561I couldn't disagree more.
>>13198546I think it's pretty great personally. But I think I see your point. It is just a greentext, after all.
>>13198572I wish I could internet you through the punch.
>>13198572Why? Didn't you like Schizanthinus?
>>13198572Don't hurt the Alp!He bruises easily
>>13198564What's the premise behind it? Are you going the typical route in ancient egypt, or something a bit farther down the timeframe>It'll probably suck.You are always your worst critic. Also, there will always be at least someone who enjoys a piece of work
>>13198575About the personality or the looks?
>>13198572I wish I could pinch your nipples through the internet.
>>13198585Both.She looks fine the way she is, but she's a bitch.
>>13198579No, I just hate Alp.>>13198580I'll bruise him as much as I want.
>>13195827Link?
>>13198594>I just hate AlpAre you the same guy who keeps telling him how you hate his writing for no reason?
>>13198594Alp sure is infamous around here goddamn. He's in every thread.
>>13198583Something like...>Pharaoh wakes in modern day after ages of slumber>Ancient Apophis rival has been awake whole time, so already acclimated >Longs for the days when she hatched schemes and battled Pharaoh>Pharaoh always just saw her as a goofy friend>Hijinks ensue when they meet again
>>13198494>loli is olev Do we read the same thread? >Someone mentions loli>Hurr dur sabbath baphomet fuck off>don't dick Daughteru, faggot etc
>>13198601Probably because Alps in general make people feel strongly.
>>13198593>She looks fine the way she isNo she doesn't.I bet you think Nanabi looks "fine" too.
>>13193350>>13193424>Grizzly>Living Doll>KunoichiI am okay with this
>>13198600Yes
>>13198610>NanabiEither this is bait, or you're joking.Nanabi a shit.
>>13198613What is the cause of this mad crusade?
>>13198599He probably means this one.http://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A
>>13198602That sounds pretty entertaining, you've got me interested. Fish-outta-water comedies are one of my favored sub-genres
>>13198619Because it's fun.
>>13198572I wish monstergirls were real.
>>13198625Villain detected. Where's the Alpie Defense Force?
>>13198601It more that his self deprecation is easy to spot even when he's trying not to reveal himself.
Ya'll need some Yao in your life.
>That one guy who always shows up whining about Kitsunes not strictly adhering to how Tamamo looksWe get it, you like tails and ears, that's fine, that's fantastic.Some of us just prefer to actually have some monster on our monster girls. Both types are fine.
>>13198625Please don't bully the Alp.
>>13198611>Busty, Muscled Konoichi I want this
>>13198632It would be more tactful not to blow his cover.
>>13198634I want to feed Yao some fried tofu and then cuddle her BIG MEATY PAWS.
>>13198643>People on 4chan>TactHue
>>13198643Some things are just hard to hide for some people. How do you think creepy-kun keeps pointing out writefags?
>>13198629There is none, only the Bully Force.>>13198641Always bully, make the Alp delete his work!
>>13198605People react poorly to sabbath because mind control and daughteru dicking because daughteru dicking.Loli mentioned outside of those things rare prompts a negative response. Nobody had a problem with nyan's (I think?) mute cheshire or bob's loli cheshire harem from a few threads back.
Man...I need to hire someone else to save threads, I'm too old for this shit.Or at least hire someone else to post the lewd uncensored stuff so they can take the fall.
>You will never date a Cheshire with the personality of GavinWhy bother with life.
>>13198621Lovely, thanks
>>13198665
>>13198665>top leftbefore picture way better than after picture
>>13198667Gavin?>>13198665You can just use imgur to post lewd.
>>13198670There, now play nice.Or don't. Get oofff me fucking lawn.
>>13198672This.Bar wenches are cute.
>>13198672Leave this place, normie.
>>13198674I'm not rebuilding the old compilation I made back in the day with the newer uncensored ones.Someone else can do it. I need a nap.
http://pastebin.com/5fBVvRtwWell I was going to post the green text here but it turn out to be a bit too long for that so have a pastebin instead.
>>13198650I don't get why sabbath gets so much hateMGE says all mg brainwash their husbands to like their bodyTentacle to like tentacles, spiders to like spiders, slime to like slime etc
>>13198667Jesus christ how horrible.I would love it.
>>13198688You're quite the Kejourou man.
>>13198689Maybe its all the potion stuff? That implies a bit more insidiousness on their part.
Name every single daugheru you have.I don't care if you have 110or even 100 babies.Name every single daughteru you and your waifu have had
>>13198688Thanks for continuing to bring justice to a world sorely lacking in Kejourou stuff.
>>13195608Anon I am in complete agreement with you and want to say that you have excellent taste.
>>13198689Yeah, the "normal" brainwash stuff is also shit, and completely unnecessary I think.
>>13198689That is a very divisive part of the MGE setting. Others may do it too, but it seems to be a bigger part of what the sabbath is at least in thread canon, possibly in MGE canon as well, so they get the most hate for it.
>>13198701Hell yes I am.>>13198712You are welcome!
>>13198708Maybe, but he stuff they make is for spicing up the love life of couples.
>>13198710I don't have any because waifus aren't fucking real you fucking autistic fucktard.
>>13198678>Generic slut better than shy titty-monsterYou're the normie, normie.
>>13198674This dude.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjvMPhNoIh8&t=70s
>>13198688This made me think of something quite very naughty.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ibGU0EnksY
>>13198712>a world sorely lacking in Kejourou stuff.This reminds me, I really need to finish a story of mine that features one
>>13198735Will it have Moulin Rouge related events involved?
>>13198731>e-celebsEnd yourself.
>>13198734Why are 90s to early 2000s kids shows so fucking creepyAnd of such better quality than the current shit
>>13198742I...Kay.
>>13198727Muh niggaHow pathetic a man should be to actually make imaginary waifu and children?
>>13198740It doesn't, unfortunately. Its about concert festival shit
>>13198715With the setting's general tone and hugboxyness I just can't see them as anything but Saturday morning cartoon villains at most.>So, what are we doing to do tonight, Baphomet?>The same thing we do every night, Familiar. Try to turn all the women into lolis.
>>13198752Yeah I mean Gavin a shitRay is way better.But you should still kill yourself.
>>13198758MetalMorphosis concert with a headbanging Kejourou?
>>13198689Sabbath makes it so you only like loli, make drugs that rob you of your mind, not merely alter it, and the are as aggressive in their methods as Deruella.
>>13198727>>13198754
>>13198765That's a given, but Ray's not British.
>>13198731>>13198765But guys, Rooster Theeth is shit.
>>13198768Different kind of concert festival, but I might write them in for shits and giggles. Kejourou headbanging and dancing would be a thing either way, though
>>13198777Anon you a shit, we a shit, everything a shit
>>13198759That's how I see it as well but a lot of people either take the setting way too seriously or interpret it in grimdark ways and that makes the sabbath horrifying to them. Unless they already like loli.
>>13198783If everything is shit, then nothing is.
>>13198783So I'm not wrong, is what you're saying.
>>13198734Damn. I should've references that episode. Oh well.Now I want to see a drawing of a barber kejourou making that faceActually that might be too terrifying to consider.
>>13198771Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>13198768>MetalMorphosis>No one will ever know that the true reason Moth-chan started her band was to get Ishiwatari Daisuke-senpai to notice her one day.
>>13198688Too much focus on hair. Just like the profile.
>>13198797You seem upset.
>>13198797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o
>>13198795I'm saying it doesn't matter and you should just find something to enjoy.
>>13198800>monster themed around long hair>too much focus on the hairYou what?
>>13198770All mgs make you like only themAll poisons and venous are just drugs that turn you in mindless last beast, fuck even milk is also an addictive drug
>>13198808No, I refuse to have fun. You can't make me.
>>13198759The Order are the SMC Villains. So Sabbath would be like...Whacky sexy Q-Section?
>>13198797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>>13198796Just give her spiral eyes and a squiggly smile instead.
>>13198814Anon please, don't be an alp.Get the dildo out of your ass and have some fun.
>>13198792Hi want to make kittens with Beanbag chair Cait Sith*After she takes a few potions to lose the fur and muzzle.
>>13198810Wrong, otherwise, harems wouldn't exist. Girtablilu venom makes your body super sensitive. Manticore makes you cum buckets. Oomukade, no matter what threadcanon says, is not addictive, and merely makes you sensitive, like gitablilu's. Moth dust makes you lose your reason for a bit and makes you horny.The only monsters that makes you like her and only her are shirohebi and bubble slime, and the shorohebi thing is only if you cheat on her.Get gud.
>>13198829I want no part of your subpar fun.
>>13198804Pepe monster girl when?
>>13198798>Moth-Chan will never form music with Daisuke Ishiwatari for the next GG / Blazblue game >EverI don't want to say Moth-chan should kill herself, but...it's not gonna happen.
>>13198838
>>13198837No just shush and have some fun.Don't be such a Negative Nancey anon.
>>13198837Then be a part of someone else's slightly less mediocre fun.
>>13198838Never, do you want the fucking scatfags to come here?
>>13198845How about you git gud first?
>>13198853I am good.Why don't you stop being a no fun alp?
>>13198831Fattening up a nekomata would be less of a hassle.
>>13198860Alps love a good time. That's why they've got Halo. Right in the basement. W-wanna play?
>>13198860>AlpYou keep using that word.
>>13198852What pepe has to do with scat?
>>13198860Lord Grump is out in full force today.Buh-huh-huh.http://i.imgur.com/aDbzqtL.jpg
>>13198865>HaloI would smash so many bottles over their heads.
>>13198875The meme was taken over by those bastards. You can hardly see a pepe image these days, outside of /v/, that doesn't involve shit in some way.
>>13198883>actual violenceDude, bullying is one thing and assault is another.
>>13198883Anon, no. You're supposed to throw sticky grenades at their heads.
>>13198869That's the substitute word for faggot ITT.
>>13198889Alps are scum and the worst kinds of degenerates, they deserve it.
>>13198890>teamkilling alpsThey just want to have fun anon, do you really want to take that away from them?
>>13198897I guess we're both alps then.
>>13198890>Not aiming for the crotch
>>13198906Yes
>>13198864But then she wouldn't develope a massochism streak that would make her let me use her like a chair when she isn't pregnant.Cait Sith aren't bad when you just turn them into tiny, bossy werecats
>>13198907Ha, dream on faggot.
Would you take a bath with spooky ghost?
>>13198920Spooky is love.
>>13198918So you CAN use normal words. I'm impressed.
>>13198913Meanie.
>>13198925You just interacted with the local sovereign citizen. He is excercising his constitutional right to shit on you for liking things that he doesn't like over the internet.
>>13198925Actually, I'm not him and that wasn't meant for you.
>>13198920That's a soft ghost, not a spooky ghost.
>TFW can't write about Butcher, Izual, or Diablo-tan because it'd be literal fanfiction
>>13198943Are you >>13194190?Write about them anyway. Just put it in a pastebin instead of dumping it here.
>>13198943So?
>>13198935That's fair enough I guess.>>13198936Disregard what I said then.
>>13198948>>13198950He probably doesn't want to get the reputation Nega earned
>>13198920inb4 shotashit-kun is still here and this image triggers him
>>13198962That would take a lot of work
>>13198963>Strawman>"Triggers"The only one starting shit here is you.
>>13198920You bet.>>13198942Well, bathing with a spooky ghost like that still might not be so bad. Right?
>>13198967found him
>>13198962That had to do with everything but with what he wrote.
>>13198943I've written SoM stuff, just go wild. No one will care.
>>13198942All ghosts are great, either spooky or soft.
>>13198967>>StrawmanWhat
>>13198966It doesn't take quantity to become blacklisted in the threads>>13198978You sure about that? Cause there was a decent storm when Nega announced he was writing EMG fanfiction
>>13198963>3 posts saying shotashit in span of one minute>n-no it's a samefag>muh shotas Fuck off
>>13198943Anon, please. I need that stuff, just a quick fix. Only this once.
>>13198987Don't bother anon.
>You will never travel the world with an ara ara Dragoon ElfBut I will because the Vesperia patch came out this week.
>>13199003And I forgot my pic, so great.
>>13198987>Stop liking what I don't like!What do you actually like, Anon?
>>13198987>implying only one person dislikes shotaOnly reason some people like it is because they delude themselves a dick that small can satisfy a woman, makes it easy for them to self insert.
>>13198987We've already learned it's the same five assholes who decide to be overly vocal in what they hate, whether it be shotas or ect.
>>13199011Somebody get some burn heal in here.
>>13199011http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_LetourneauWomen can be perverts too, Anon.
>>13198963That's a shota? Looks like a teen to me.
>>13199011>projecting
>>13199011>Implying women can't be shotacons, just like men are lolicons>And vice versaC'mon anon, you're not even trying.
>>13199036Everyone looks like it's a high school story but it's actually middle school. He's 12.
>>13199036He is. That anon is just trying to stir shit up.
I hate you people.I would rather hang out with alps or Manticores if I could.
>>13199045same
>>13199036It's borderline. He's a 1st year highschooler and she died as a senior, so he's about 14-15 while she's 17-18. With their size difference in that image I expected the autists to react to it.
>>13199045Then go.Why stay with people you hate?Also, you made the Wurm cry, saying you hate her.
>>13199045They'll treat you nicely, you slut.
>>13199045word
>>13199044Pretty obvious that he was trying to stir shit up.
>>13199037>denial
>>13199045>>13199047Then leave?
>>13199045I'd hang out with alps.They seem like bros.I also have emiya tier density.
>>13199011I like both, but the I have begun to dislike shota, because of the same thing that always happens with you faggots:>Lonely CC looking for love"With a shota!?>Doting neesan MG takes in a guy"And he's a shota right!?>MG loli getting spirit energy for the first time"With her shota childhood friend!?JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't have to leave your dickprints over fucking everything.
>>13199049I just love tall, older women paired with young men.
>>13199049Nevermind, I rechecked. This anon >>13199043is correct.
>>13199063Careful Anon
>>13199059>being dense towards Alps' advancesThat's how you get yabdere Alps.
>>13199067The 5 loud austists might throw a tantrum?
>>13199069Silly anon, Alps can't be yandere! They're too spineless.
>>13199060Annoys the hell out of me since I like onee-san stuff and having to wade through the mass of shit to find non-shota stuff is a pain in the ass.
>>13199060Yeah, I definitely see what you mean. I mean, Shota and Loli Childhood Friends, that's one thing. That's adorable. Childhood Friends a best. But the others?Nee-san I can get, but really, why can't the otouto ever be a year or two younger? Why's it always gotta be like, half her age?Same with CCs. Always a fraction of their age, rather than just a fraction younger, or even a guy about their same age. So little with stuff like that.
>>13199060Could you point to an example? I don't remember this ever happening. I can only think of 3 things that even had shotas in the last few months
>>13199069>a senior>suffering an alp's advances>not beating the shit out of it >not having your girlfriend beat the shit out of it>not beating the shit out of it together
>>13199060But all of these are reasonable connections, in a way.>CCSo she could be older than you. COULD BE, that is.>NeesanMost people jump to Onee-san when you say that, which kind of implies...>LoliI dunno, in a way, it's less weird if they're both kids.Sorry.
>>13199069I can't help it Anon, besides, like >>13199071 said, they wouldn't do anything
>>13199060And then they cry when you say anything about it.Bunch of faggots.
>>13199070YesI think it's 3, not 5
>>13199075>CCs20's / 30's is the best CC age pair.
>>13199080This being said, I do agree it doesn't all have to be shota.Now, can we discuss other things?Like, who's a shit, and anubisfags, and kinkiness and things?
>>13199086No, it's most likely 5.Always trying to stir the pot and start shit instead of letting people like what they like.
>>13199089This guy gets it.
>>13199075>>13199080>MG loli getting spirit energy for the first time>the guy is the same ageWhat's even the point
>>13199076I don't know dude, there's a lot of shit, check the archive. I quickly forget stuff I ignore.The most recent examples I remember all have to do with kitsune. Whenever some mentions kitsune CC, some faggot pipes up about them taking advantage of a shota.
>>13199098Like I said, it's less weird when they're both kids.
>>13199060I just got here and I must say this man is right.
>>13199092How about all three at once? Anubisfags a shit, and need more kinkiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIkI'm procrastinating and putting off Cait Sith for now.So here's that Harpy that can play a guitar.Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/gLMYLfRcNew page: http://pastebin.com/hxBHmrwP
>>13199101>check the archiveI normally surf it for things, and I can tell you the amount of shota in small compared to everything else.
>>13199094We honestly wouldn't have this problem if we had enforced poster IDs like /b/ has/had
>>13199104They do need to step up the game.It's always a shame when the prude jackal is more kinky then them.
>>13199072>>13199075I share your pain.
>>13199060>>13199103The guys shitposting at every passing mention of shota are no better than the guys trying to force shota into everything.
>>13199111We aren't as bad as /b/ yet, though.
>>13199105>putting off cait sith for nowNot indefinitely?
>>13199094>how can someone dislike idea about little boy being molested>it must be little vocal minority of faggotsEverytimeI don't know what kind of pathetic hyper infantile manchild you must be to self insert into a little boy
>>13199108I'm pretty sure they're lumping stuff like Hroz's works and other MG-on-Shota manga. As far as user created content goes, I don't believe there is that much. Yandere probably has three times as much content
>>13199114But they aren't even trying to force shota into everything.
>>13199115You can fuck off.This thread is without a doubt the worst one on all of 4chan.
>>13199111We had them back on /a/ for like 5 minutes before we got kicked to /jp/. Nobody liked it and they were turned off
>>13199089Yeah, a CC with a guy who's 10 years younger than her, rather than just 10 years old.>>13199098Because Childhood Friends a Best anon. And even if perma-loli, you really think she's going to wait till you've aged to a greatly older appearance than her to start feeding from you? Would be fantastic if she did though.>Grow up with childhood friend>She's a perma-loli MG>Not really into that>Like hanging out with her as you get older though>Well, you look to be getting older, she always looks the same after around 12-ish>Start to not really notice the perma-loli, she's just the friend you've had your whole life>Never really been too up-front or seductive with you either>Until the day she just can't bear it any more, and unleashed all the pent-up lust in her lewd little body upon you
>>13199115And I hope we never get to that point. Doesn't change the fact certain folks might hold their tongue if it's applied
>>13199105What if they start doing covers MONACA's compositions, I don't think I'd last long enough for this raid.
>>13199120>twisting words and strawmanningHow about you stop baiting and shitposting already?
>>13199116I guess I might.Can't think of a way to do them.
>>13199108You're not hearing me, at this point you can't mention CC or neesans without someone trying to make it a shota pairing. It's like anubi and fucking legos, but that's something else.
>>13199125Lurk more.
>>13199125You really haven't seen the darkest corners this site has to offer.
>>13199104>>13199112Anubisfag here, just what ever do you mean?
>>13199120Can you, like, stop making a big deal out of something so miniscule, and enjoy monster girls?
>>13199114I'm not shitposting at shotalovers, but they do push their shit all the time. Might as well be as vocal as them.
>>13199115We're getting there>>13199124There's probably a few anons who do, just like there are a few who shitpost whenever shota is mentioned.I wish we could put them in a cage and let them kill each-other.
>>13199130>anon believes this
>>13199133They're cats. Cat's don't wear underwear. I think it's fine to skip them on that logic alone.
>>13199120Fuck off
>>13199134Who fucking cares? If they make the pairing they make the pairing.Not like it stops your fun when they imagine a shota with a CC, does it?
>>13199131I want to fuck an MG Idol.
>>13199134Anubi and Legos is one thing. Really, everyone likes fuckin' Legos. Anubi just get paired with them due to the whole thought of them managing construction projects, thus it seems a fitting enough hobby, among other things.With CCs ALWAYS being paired with Shotas though, it's like saying that every unmarried woman over 30 suddenly turns into a pedophile or somethin', which is straight-up wrong.
>>13199130They would just use proxies. Our shitposters are easily autistic enough for that.
>>13199132>twistingHow? All shotas here used as fuck targets, I don't remember any non sexualised shotas
>>13199081>Yandere Alp kidnaps Anon after drugging his Root Beer>he wakes up tied to a chair with said alp standing before him, nude.>"All you had to do was notice me anon but all you did was look at those OTHER girls with their big bouncy TITS and curves!">Anon tries to reply but she ignores him by pulling out a bottle of white liquid.>"Well, after I drink this, I'll have more curves and tit meat than any of those WHORES!">She downs the holstaur milk, gasping as it gets to work and goes.....straight to her butt.>"The hell.....Maybe this one will work.">Gives her a pot belly>"Why did it? Whatever, This one will work for sure!">Hips and thighs.>By the time she's done she has An impressive pair of DDs....along with a belly that treads apron territor, an ass that looks like two water melons strapped on her rear, and hips that could get caught in the door.>All while a bored anon wonders if he should tell her that he untied her knot
>>13199142>I'm not shitposting at shotalovers, but they do push their shit all the time.>implying other fetish pushers like yandere or health aren't just as bad>if not worse
>>13199150>Those stupidly oversized titsEw.
>>13199129http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/sensei-lock-on-r14052Best age gap.
>>13199152I don't give two fucks about Legos and I hate how you all bring them up to the conversation everytime I want to talk about Anubis.
>>13199158If you don't want the snake I'll take her off your hands.
>>13199148Yes, it's annoying and limiting but >>13199152said it better than me.
>>13199154Your shit may slide in congress or politics, but it won't work on anyone with more than 60 brain cells.
>>13199155Average that's just kinda weird.
>>13199155>>13199156Wow, what are the fucking odds of that?
>>13199162>alwaysCan he actually provide proof of that?
>>13199105Sounds good.Now I just need to get a song stuck in their head.>Kimi To~
>>13199150I need this in my life.
>>13199155There's no way something terrifying like a yandere Alp keeping a huge horse dildo in her stretched-up pussypussy 24/7 while gaming with her oblivious childhood friend could actually exist, it's just a controller stuck on vibrate!
>>13199129>lewd little body>Loli>lewd>Not just try-hardSuspension of disbelief broken. I want to see her womanly confidence shattered when I fail to get hard at the thought of fucking a child. Hell I'll even pay for her Ara ara Cakes.
>>13199160If you've got a topic you want to talk about regarding Anubis, then go ahead and bring it up anon. Lego is just one cute thing to do with one, and even then, only in a modern setting.
>>13199153The 'stop-liking-what-I-don't-like' fags and the fetish police are way worse than the shitposters. If it weren't for these two groups, this place wouldn't be as easy to bait.
>>13199156I never said they weren't.I find the excess of>"And then she drank milk and got HEALTHY right?!"and the>"She tied you to your bed inside a panic room that can only be unlocked by the two-man-rule and milked you forever and ever right?!"Pretty annoying too.
>>13199165Pretty high I'd say. It's kind of par for the course here
>>13199155Stop double spacing everything already faggot, it's really obnoxious.
>>13199164Alps are for bullying. And spectacular failures>>13199165Pretty good apparently
>>13199180Wow, such excess when it's outnumbered by everything else in the last 40 threads 6 to 1.
>>13199163Show me non sexualised shotas of this thread, smart anon
>>13199152>With CCs ALWAYS being paired with ShotasThey aren't? Hell, the guy that did Alex and Eris has two other stories, both pairing CCs with younger adult men.
>>13199188How about you not avoid the question first?
>>13199167Anon, stop pretending to be retarded. Do you think 100% of us are autistic enough to save what we don't like or something? So we can bitch about it later? You can call bullshit if you like, because I have no caps and I don't save threads, but clearly, the discussion that has been going on for I don't know how long, shows that people are tired of seeing shota always be shoehorned in with CC and neesans.
>>13199182Will try, it's a hard habit to break
>>13199177>Implying she won't MAKE you think she's lewd-as-fuck by the time she's done raping your ass
>>13199180Thank god or whatever we're on the same page here. Makes me wish it all was posted in moderation instead of dumped all at once.>>13199181>>13199186See what I'm saying then?
>>13199156When was the last time yandere was being pushed? So far there was only a minor conversation on it.
>>13199192>5 people complain>people are tired of itWhat kind of retarded logic is that? Shota isn't even shoehorned into everything either.
>>13199189I like Alex and Eris a lot. I like /ss/ in general really. I'm commenting more on the types of people who try and force it into everything. PRW is clearly not such a person.
>>13199194Unless magic, how is a child going to forceherself on me? Also, she's a pretty shit childhood friend if that's how she reacts. 0/10. Fuck loli pedoshit.
>>13199179>The 'stop-liking-what-I-don't-like' fagsThat's who I was talking about.
>>13198990You're only saying that because you want to hear Diablo-tan telling her soon-to-be husband "NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME"
>>13199191What question?
>>13199200Drugs.
>>13199196Where have you been? Yandere gets pushed all the time. The difference is is that no one usually bitches about it and ignores it, even when it gets annoying. Which is probably how a lot of other things here should be treated
>>13199137We're saying you need to get lewder.
>>13199105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gphiFVVtUIGhandarvas pls
>>13199206Confused you for another guy.
>>13199172Aaaand Hello there Boner.
>>13199200She's been with you most of your life anon, holding back her love for you, letting it build until she couldn't stand it any longer. Are you really going to reject who she is after she's endured so long?
>>13199198I can agree with this. The story was good and /ss/ in general is in the top tier of things for me, but regular CC type stories can be good too.
>>13199208> Childhood friend I trust sneaks drugs into my drink, and rapes me when I wake up, presumably tying me downGreat, so she just committed suicide in my eyes. She's just another stranger to me now. Bestplan/10
>>13199102>implying that's even close to wierdClearly, you haven't been on 4chan long enough.
>>13199197I will say it again, for the last time: "when CC and neesas come up, shotas aren't far behind" and it's getting annoying.
>>13199214Harblador actually wrote something like IIRC.
>>13199105THOSE.FUCKING.TEATS.
>>13199210But I hold back my lewdness, both out of a perceived "Respect for the waifu", and the blatant fact that if I went all-out, the thread would be reviled and just wind up shitposting a bunch.Better to just stick to vanilla when talking here.
>>13199222Of course they aren't far behind, since they are paired together often in doujins and such.You need to learn to just shut up and ignore things you don't like instead of complaining about it and annoying everyone.
>>13199220You wake up to her having just pinned you down, pressing her small, naked body to your still-clothed form, grinding against you lightly, as she looks up at you, pleading for you to love her as she's loved you all this time.
>>13199125>We need tripcodes>Don't worry, we're fine.>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUChill.
>>13199200>Fuck loli pedoshit.And shotafaggots say lolis are olev here
>>13199238Eat shit.
>>13199215>>13199236If she is so important to me, why would I put her though the hell of a relationship where I'm not physically attracted to her? I'd reject her for her own good. She deserves to have a lover find her sexy and appealing. I don't.
>>13199224>onahole in vaginaTruly disgusting.
>>13199226So you keep a limiter on at all times?If only we could be so grossly lacivious.
>>13199222Why not put all that energy you're wasting by bitching and make some CC content without shotas?
>>13199242See, you're not chilling.Machillga.
>>13199164 Sorry, thought it would be funny.I thought wrong.
>>13199231I'm the guy who likes both, and I believe you want to keep this going for giggles. Having such a pairing be common in doujins doesn't mean we have to have it be the same way here, and do me a favor and don't get uppity, because shota stuff is recent, you guys aren't longtime part of the thread. If you want to hang around, stop trying to monopolize fetishes, CC and neesans aren't exclusively paired with shotas.
>>13199245Well then she'll just have to work [on you] to convince you. She doesn't want just anyone, she wants you.
>>13199254Very wrong.Go sit in the corner Average and think about what you've done.
calm down people have some anubis
>>13199251I already did, twice last thread, what the fuck have you done lately?
>>13199259If it means that much to her, she'll eat some ara ara cake and grow into a tall busty onee-san. Then I'll be attracted to her.
>>13199264How the fuck did she break into my house and why is she wearing lingerie?
>>13199264Tits too big, 4/10 would not motorboat. Picture related for best size.
>>13199222That's like complaining about all the incest that pops up when you search for loli. I'm not saying it isn't a legitimate complaint, but those things are linked in a lot of peoples minds so there's nothing you can do about it. You just need to learn to deal with it. Bitching whenever shota pops up just shits up the thread.And we do have CC and neesan content that isn't shota.
>>13199258>aren't longtime part of the thread.Actually, they were still around during the beginning when we were still on /a/.Don't pretend to act like you were around then and like you know what it was like.And nobody is monopolizing fetishes, so you can also drop the false accusations.
>>13199231>they are paired together often in doujins and such.If there is wife in a doujin 95% chance she will be raped and NTRed But it doesn't mean all stories featuring wives should be NTR in this thread
>>13199269Nothing ready to post yet, but besides that>still bitchingMake some more content instead, you'll feel better about it instead of getting all worn out over nothing
>>13199264>No fluffy pawsBearable...>No fluffy tailHaram to the max.
>>13199264[] Brush tail[] Rub ears[X] Molest foot paws
>>13199264>no pawsI bet she doesn't even have a tail
>>13199264>no fluffy pawsDoes she at least have a tail and 2 exclamation points on her navel?
>>13199262Will doMaybe I can learn to stop double spacing there
>>13199277>low D's>too bigGAYYYYYYYYY!
>>13199273But she wants you to love her for who and what she is. And she's never going to give up. Because that's how Monsters are.
>>13199282>>13199283>>13199284>>13199285>muh pawsGo hang yourselves
>>13199280>bringing up NTR of all things to make your pointWow, it's like you want this to keep going for hours and hours.
>>13199277>>13199283You are mah niggas.>>13199284Yup. Just ears. It's such a waste of artistic talent.>>13199285Nope and nope.
>>13199277>>13199282>>13199283>>13199284>>13199285i just did the colour im not shure who did the art
>>13199279Sure anon, whatever you say.
>>13199293>Yup. Just ears.Perfect
>>13199278>>13199258
>>13199288B to C is the best.
>>13199296You can drop the attitude you know. I also seriously doubt you've been here for longer than 6 or so years.
>>13199258>you guys aren't longtime part of the threadMotherfucker are you high or something? Bromont was doing /ss/ back when these threads were a fetus. RS's first story is /ss/ too and that started 2 years ago.
>>13199289Then I force feed it to her for her own good. She'll only destroy herself in her obsession for me, and my dick will never be interested in her, leading to her destroying herself in a relationship where she isn't physically and sexually appreciated. Problem solved. She'll get over it. not having tits is shit anyway, delicious cowtits are olev. And I want some one with a bust I can stand up and bury my face into, she she'd have to be taller too. Loli is the exact opposite of what I want. So yeah. Some one is getting a dose of ara ara cake
>>13199302The post you linked to doesn't address anything in mine.
Blind dates in the Little Monstergirl City. Yep or nah?
>>13199316eeeeeh, what could go wrong?
>>13199316only if i can garentee i wont be raped by the end of it
>>13199316Yes.
>>13199316Sure, sounds fun
>>13199316Asking for date rape and lawsuits
>>13199309Not many people know that.Most only have been her for under a year and a half.>>13199316>littleWe talking about lolis or petite girls?
>>13199318Ok Anon you get hooked up with a disgruntled Akaname janitor
>>13199311Y'know, the original point of the initial short greentext was getting over non-attraction by being attracted, not to the loli, but to your friend, but...whatever.
>>13199316Why not?Speed-dating events in MGC would be interesting too
>>13199316Sure thing.
>>13199316With shotas!?
>>13199316Whatever.
>>13199326Well, this is why blind dates can easily be forgotten about. Though I am curious as to whether or not she uses her tongue at her job.>>13199325>We talking...I think he just meant a small community in a larger city...
>>13199325I know, that's why I metioned RS. Even the newfags should know his shit by now.
>>13199316Sounds fun.
>>13199306If you must know, I've been coming to monstergirl threads since the sporadically popped up on /d/ and /a/, all the way back on 2006, before they became regular in 2008 and I've been on 4chan longer.>this is the part where he says he was visiting futaba channel and the 4chan alpha or whatever it was called and personally knows mootWhat. Ever.
>>13199332With Short Stacks?
>>13199332Here's your reply
>>13199325Why not both?>>13199332Of course.
>>13199327That's not how sexual attraction works, anon. You can't rationalize with the dick.>but she's my friend and I love her>It's a child man, I don't give a fuck. Wait, I see tits.
>>13199341Ahh, you are too kind
>>13199314>those things are linked in a lot of peoples minds so there's nothing you can do about it. You just need to learn to deal with it>Having such a pairing be common in doujins doesn't mean we have to have it be the same way here,
>>13199336>small comunnityAh.>>13199339Look, he's trying to act tough after we called him out.
>>13199316Sure.
>>13199316Bring it.
>>13199352Switch the order of those two lines, anon.
>>13199345I guess we're just different people. Oh wait that's obvious.
>>13199354>Look, he's trying to act tough after we called him out.I know, it's cute isn't it?
>>13199354>we called him put>this very fact makes us the righteous winners>acting tough>merely answering accusations is and showing you know your shit is acting toughOkay kid, whatever you say.
>>13199336She's discouraged from using it at her job but since she works at night she tends to do it every now and then. She's had no luck with men hence why she's signed up for speed dating.
>>13199368I like the idea that we're just dissidents of the hivemind.
>>13199372>showing you know your shit>Doesn't know bromontkek
>>13199371Yep.>>13199372You're getting bent out of shape, which shows you haven't been here for that long.All of what you said is also very farfetched.
>>13199379>>13199382>>13199382KNANEE!?Okay kids.
>>13199405>calling us kids>acting like you're still superiorYou're not fooling anyone, man.
>>13199311>Then I force feed it to her for her own good.>fuck her, only my preferences matter, my way or the highway, baby>for her own goodCowtits fags in charge of being obnoxious and delusional.
>>13199409Nice deflection, that will surely help prove your point to everyone!
>>13199414Pedophiles in charge of being condescending and judgemental
>>13199409Daijobu, otouto.
>>13199422It's not even a deflection. I'm not even trying to prove a point, just calling your bullshit out.
>>13199414>>13199424Pedofag here. I'm not the only one who sees the irony here, right? I can't be the only one laughing at this.
>>13199414>only my preferences matterClearly. Because she's demonstrating how much she wants me and my body. she has no qualms.I however, do. Namely, I don't want to fuck a child. If she's that mad over me, then yes it is for her own good that I make her body appealing to me. Because that way I can love her fully and entirely, with my dick in full agreeance. Every one lives happily ever after.
>>13199414As opposed to MGs changing a guy to fit their preferences?
>>13199437Except the part of her that liked being a little girl, and hoped you might love her in spite of her body.
>>13199432Not him, but I never really understood the shitflinging between cowtits and DFC, maybe it's due to the fact that I'm partial to oppai loli and shortstacks..
Guys. What about a yandere cowtits shota alp?Would the thread implode under the weight of all the asspain?.less please don't
>>13199428My mistake, I thought you were >>13199372Clearly I need more caffeine
>>13199452That's fucking pretty good taste
>>13199454It was a mistake, so no biggie.Don't drink too much, though.
>>13199452>oppai loli and shortstacksAbsolutely disgusting
>>13199452Well if that's what you like, then it seems clear you like cowtits. But as long as you don't shitfling DFC, whatever, to each their own.
>>13199427last word
>>13199449>Except the part of her that liked being a little girlCalling bullshit on this, but if she does indeed adamantly want to be a child, then we're simply incompatible. If she's that important to me I'll fucking disappear if I have to just the free her from this obsession with me, because I'm never going to warm up to the idea of fucking a child. Because it's not like I hate it. Love and hate are surprisingly close, and if I hates the idea I'm sure I could also love it. Thing is, it just does nothing for me. Absolutely nothing.
>>13199449There's a difference between love and sexual attraction.
>>13199454Esta bien hijito.
>>13199453I'd rather we get more art of obscure monstergirls than epik troles courtesy of .less.
>>13199452#goodtaste
>>13199465That's a fair response. Sad, but fair
>>13199471Yeah, I regret typing it now. He might actually do it
>>13199464Oke jongen
>>13198838Slenderman monster girl when?
>>13199465She adamantly wants to be with you. She'll give up on her body if that's what you so desperately want, but she'll be disappointed by it, and that part of her will always be saddened by your rejection. She'll push it down, deep, but it'll always be there, marring her happiness with a bittersweet tinge.
>>13199470Sorry, I don't speak gardener
>>13199452You are mein nigga
>>13199463I'm also fond of DFC, so long as the loli in particular has nice thighs, hips, and butt like in: >>13197135, and >>13198503.
>>13199482There already is one.
>>13199484好的男童
>>13199484Is a good little boy
>>13199492>DFC>Nice thighs, hips and buttThis is my favorite body-type in general personally, loli or not.
>>13199498I'm not particular to complete DFC, but smaller chest + nice thighs, hips and butt are indeed great.
>>13199483Sounds like a pretty shitty situation. I don't want to be with some one if it means I have to make them sad to be able to do it.
>>13199506She'll be infinitely sadder not being with you at all.
>>13199011#sick_burn
>>13199483If it was me i would be persistently reject her it will hard for her but i think it will better than living with sour feelings.
Personally, I don't really care about the size of their chest, A rockin' set of hips however, makes me diamonds.
>>13199494Hao DE little boy? I like little boys?
>>13199523And when she turns up in the obituaries a week or so later?
>>13199316Sure, as long as they promise me that there won't be a matango, beelzebub, parasite slime or roper I'm ok with it. I'm fine with almost any species.
>>13199538
Man, who cares?
>>13199540>Walk into a room>Those four species all turn to look at youWhat do?
>>13199538If it was me, i think i can live with it I have somekind of emotional suffering fetish
>>13199540That's ok anon, you'll get a sweet hinezumi who loves frilly dresses, cuddling and is the heavy weight champion in the MGC Sumo league, current title holder of the MGC Queen of the Ring Tourney, and premier member of the Pugilist Society
Personally, I don't really care about the size of their chest. A rockin' set of hips however, makes me diamonds.
Why are lamia so good?
>>13199512So lets say I accept her lolibody and love her how she is. How sad does it make her knowing that I'm constantly at war with my primal urges and slipping finger at a time as I fight to not betray her because my physical and sexual needs are simply not being met? How would she feel knowing I fall deeper into a cycle of self-hatred over the fact that I can't love her fully for how she is, simply because her body means nothing to me?
>>13199548>realize it's the wrong room>go to the correct one>devil bug quintupletsIt keeps happening!
>>13199564Scalies are SHIT but there's something about lamias and dragon girls that makes them the best.
>>13199548Fire. A lot of it.
>>13199564Full body hugs, long forked tongues and cuddling for body heat.Next.
>>13199566>Leave one more time>Enter a room made up of a giant water tank and a ledge>The tank is filled with Sea Slimes
>>13199573>Loli Cheshire walks over in a little bellhop uniform >"Having Trouble finding your room sir?"
>>13199564any mamono that can give a full body hug are pretty awesome in my book.
>>13199565Well, when you put it like that...if after all her attempts and time spent with her, your body just could not adjust and take pleasure in hers, then she would in the end prefer her own slight sadness to your self-loathing and suffering, and take a cake willingly. She'd bear with her small sadness by taking comfort in her removing your own.
>>13199581>>13199573I'm okay with this room acutally, thanks.
>>13199581I reply with "Every journey begins with a first step, trite but true, even here."Then I pat her head.
>>13199598>"Good to hear sir but is the room alright with you?">Chorus of "Yes"s from the tank
>>13199607Alright, that's pretty cute. Poor sea slimes.
>>13199498That's what makes Thunderbirds and Devils so wonderful.
>>13199614Sea slimes are olev.
>>13199600>"But are those steps going forward or backwards? Or maybe to the side? I'd know those girls there would you to step in there.">She's purring a little bit while doing this
>>13199615Mah nigga.>The way the Devil's thong bites into her hipsUNF.
>>13199564Why do certain species of monstergirls look better with elven ears than elves do?
>>13199631Because elves suck.
>>13199631Because elves are only humans with elven ears.
>>13199581>>13199600>>13199620>Loli Cheshire in a bellhop uniformThis shit's cute as fuck.
I recently rewatched the I Am Legend movie, and I got an idea...
>>13199573>>13199581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
>>13199646Making a story about a black dude being pursued by a hundred Ghouls?
>>13199643seconddrawfags please
>>13199646I wanna watch Chappie and I got an idea...
>>13199647If the Concierge is an 'Ara Ara' Lamia with an impressive bust I don't mind.
>>13199640Grapesnakes have no right to be that happy. Or to be happy, period.
>>13199658Pharaoh, please.
>>13199652More like a guy getting real attached to his Wolfu only for her to get infected too by a ghoul dog thing
>>13199646Make a decent story with a shitty, rushed ending?
>>13199614>Decide to go into the tank full of sea slimes>They all smile and slowly drift toward you.>Once they get close enough they hug whatever part of you they can.
>>13199657I want her to go after a nice young man around 19, and smother him with her tits and love
>>13199647Hotel California is about an old mission converted into an inn. It's run by a mysterious wight and staffed by her undead friends and minions. The bellhop is a loli cheshire who waxes philosophical to the guests.
>>13199614>>13199619>>13199665
>>13199664Yeah, the movie's ending was rushed.
>>13199585I'll just have to make her love her now body as much as the old one then.
>>13199545>>13199668fuck off
>>13199673Not them, but calm down.The thread's gonna die soon anyway.
>>13199657>>13199667Many of the 'guests' seem to be permanent residents. Included among them are a number of Latina lamias, particularly rattlesnake types.
>>13199673I was going to delete the pic after some minutes as I always do, but I think won't do it now.
>>13199673>>13199677See? Now look what your fury has wrought, anon.Naught but insolence.
>>13199105Thank you for not being dead.
>>13199677>>13199681Epic for the win.
>>13199675Yeah, last I checked we were 5th from the bottom.>>13199667That sounds like a fun place, but could I check out at any time?
Which monster makes the best maid and isn't a Kiki?
>>13199663>Despair & sufferingYES
>>13199685Your favorite one
>>13199564fairy hugs
>>13199690>Favorite>WurmAnon pls
>>13197610it's a fucking beyblade
>>13199663Wouldn't she just attain brown skin, and gain the ability to giver her husbando fantastic blowjobs?
>>13199684>but could I check out at any time?You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
>>13199685Mantis or Kunoichi maybe.Alternatively >>13199690
>>13199685Anything without fur, otherwise they'd be cleaning up more of their fur shed than dirt
>>13199696Fucking dammit man I didn't need to laugh like a retard today.
>>13199683...I'm just saying.Calm down, we're gonna run out of images before it dies anyway. And we're about to make a new one soon, so just chill.Nothin' ebin about it.
>>13199695They can be good maids too if you give them the chance and you don't think them as retards as the headcanon made them
>>13199696Remove that cross trinket at the bottom, and she may be able pull some cuhrazy Devil May Cry shit just by spinning.
>>13199685DragonFamiliarNureonago if you don't mind slimeElves
>>13199685The one you hired from the maid service.
>>13199690>favorite onePoor nyanon, his maids never clean because they're never awake.
>>13199685I think Golems have potential. Familiars as well.
>>13199685Mai Nightmare Meido a best.
>>13197610I'm not a footfag, but I hope she has feet.
>>13199710I see them as airheaded and clumsy.>"Oh no! I spilled master's SunnyD!">"Oh no! I broke master's favorite plate!">"Oh no! Master is breaking my hymen-wait."
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>>13199703>Mantis/Kunoichi maid>All messes are cleaned by an unseen force>Sometimes your underwear goes missing too
>>13199729That's a lovely design.
>>13199690>KejourouSo greater multi-tasking capabilities thanks to her hair but otherwise a standard maid. With some lewd shenanigans with her master when she's not busy with anything.I'd think I'd like that.
>>13199723I am a footfag and I hope she doesn'tShe better actually be the flame, not just a girl standing in a brazier
>>13199720>horse pussy>best anything
>>13199671Just like how you'd be able to learn to love her old body? Oh wait.Seems like a no win scenario for her.
Based on where you live, what kind of monster girls would you mostly likely encounter on a daily basis?
>>13199729Nice.I'll probably wait for the full translation though.
>>13199739As long as she doesn't get her hair in the food.It'll be a terrible thing for both of us.Mostly her, since I don't find hair as disgusting as most people do.
>>13199741She'd be the best. In his dreams.
>>13199729I'll be honest, only RPGmaker games I like were VH and Tales of the Drunken PaladinThis game at least shows promise
>>13199754Well Done.
>>13199725I chuckled, not bad, Anon.
>>13199747Stray Werecats
>>13199756>Not Master of the wind
>>13199747New York, by Lake Ontario. I have no fucking clue. Large mice and city stuff, I guess. Lake Ontario is not clean enough to support much aquatic life. At least not here in Rochester.
>>13199747Grizzly's, Deer girls, Wolf Spider girls, and probably Cougar Jinkos.
>>13199743Two different things anon. One is sexual attraction and the other is self appreciation. We already established that it's a sad bittersweet relationship. But she at the least isn't physically attracted to her pedo body and only that. Whereas a pedo body is one of the only things which I'm not into. I can't learn to be a pedophile. It just does nothing for me.
>>13199747>Mediterranean coastI don't know. A lot of aquatic girls?
>>13199740What if the flame is present because she stands in the brazier?
>>13199685>Holstaur maid>Actually not too different from a usual maid>But when the master asks for milk she undoes her shirt and puts her breasts on top of a silver platter and presents it to him with a beaming smile.
>>13199762Is it good? Do they have alcoholic beverages as healing potions?
>>13199740>not just a girl standing in a brazierWhy would this be so bad? Too "cosplay tier" for you?
>>13199710If we ignore threadcanon, hey are too brusque to handle being a maid. Too used to simply breaking shit.
>>13199747Tiny harpies, doggirls and catgirls.
>>13199777No, but it has decent writing.And some really shitty mini-games inbetween, so be warned.
>>13199780She's supposed to be a spirit you dum-dum.
>>13199740Fuck that nigga, humanoid ones should always have feet.
>>13199747Harpies, catgirls and mermaids.
>>13197610is that a soul gem from madoka?
>>13199787So? Elementals have feet.
>>13199792Does it say "soul gem from madoka", or does it say "Will 'O the Wisp"?
>>13199787And spirits aren't allowed to have a full humanoid body and look almost entirely human?
>>13199797Gnome doesn't.
>>13199801She has normal human hands and feet, they're just hidden under all the rock and dirt.
>>13199747Barring the usual (harpies, dog and cat girls), I'd probably find Arachne for the most part. If I go out further, I'd find some centaur and several lamia with a thing for maracas. Sucks living in a valley...
>>13199747Cat and dog girls for sure. maybe a few kind of Lamia. I live near a river so possibly some Sahuagin as well whatever other Mamano live in rivers. Oh and Harpies every now and then.
>>13199789Then what about all the ones that have paws, claws or talons instead?
>>13199801Under the rock pile, look at dark gnome. Her legs end at the ankle? You having a giggle?
>>13199766Not saying you should try something obviously impossible for you, but changing her so only one party is miserable in the relationship isn't much of a solution either.I'm not arguing with you, guess having a situation where I can't find a well balanced, good outcome simply rubs me the wrong way.
>>13199814I said humanoid. Girls like Elves, dark matters, orcs, lilims, asparas. This new one has a humanoid shape.
>>13199820>but changing her so only one party is miserable in the relationship isn't much of a solution either.No I totally agree with you. The thing is, not changing her would make me miserable. And instead of me being sad that being together means hurting her, now she is sad that being together means hurting me. My solution is to force her away from me, but then another anon added that that would make her infinitely sad, rather than forcing her to simply move on.
>>13199820>guess having a situation where I can't find a well balanced, good outcome simply rubs me the wrong way.You must hate life.
>>13199804Uh, no she doesn't. At least not hands.
>>13199835Yes she does.
>>13199830Nah. I see enough misery thanks to my profession that I prefer my escapism to have happy ends. But enough blogshit.
>>13199835Dude, her hands are constructs, she's the embodiment of an element, she could make her hands smaller if she wished. And go look at dark gnome faggot.
>>13199843Not enough. What do you do?
>>13199771Anon that's the home to all of the classical monster girls. Minotaur, lamia, harpy, you name it
Maid type: JinkoName: JoyPersonality: Caring, loyal and relaxedStatement: Once I finish these dishes I’m claiming the couch and anything that’s on it~Notes: Lazes around when off-duty.Joy learned about MGC Maid Central when her older sister became part of it and decided to enroll after she finished highschool. Despite her laid back behavior, Joy always showed up for all critical classes and always passed all her tests without issue. She however never bothered with any extra courses and instead spends time relaxing and sporting at MGC Maid Central. She passed her final maid exam recently at the age of 20.Joy, despite being laid back has a training scheme stating to wanting “to avoid turning into a potato sack and to keep my mind healthy”. Due to this reason Joy can be described to have a fit build with an average height for a Jinko. Joy can normally be seen wearing simple t-shirts or sport clothing around MGC maid central, but is known to have no problem wearing standard maid attire when needed. She seems to prefer simple, low maintenance maid attire when possible. Joy furthermore prefers to let her long hair unmanaged when not performing any duties, but will bind it in a ponytail when performing her duties or following her training scheme.As a maid Joy has an average performance and will perform her tasks adequately. Please be noted however that Joy seems to perform only the basic tasks needed in the residence and will leave less-important tasks left and perform those when truly needed. She however will spend more time in return with her Master. (Profile continued in next reply)
>>13199855(Profile continued)Joy considers keeping a healthy body and mind as important and will try to encourage her Master to join her in her training stating that it is “easier for both of us if we work together”. She in addition can be expected to provide healthy snacks for both herself and her Master throughout the day and will provide massages for her Master to help avoid training-related injuries before and after training. When not performing any duties one can usually find Joy lazing somewhere in the house, usually the couch while watching television or taking a nap. She is known to enjoy relaxing together with others, and as such her Master is more than welcome to join her on the couch. MGC Maid Central recommends her Master to rub and scratch Joy at various places such as her abs, as this is known to cause repeated chuffing, followed by nuzzling and hugging. In addition a Master who enjoys headpats or otherwise affection is recommended to lay down with his head near or on Joy. Positive results are always guaranteed. MGC Maid Central recommends Joy for an easy-going Master who appreciates sports and enjoys receiving affection from his Maid, while not minding having to share his couch in the residence.
>>13199835She has normal feet, but not hands, as far as I know.
>>13199855>>13199857MGC Maid Central would like to clarify that this profile was matched with the following post:>>13067353
>>13199843>>13199849I want to know too.
>>13199733>Mantis/Kunoichi maid>/>not &Wasted potential right there.
>>13199855>>13199857>>13199863This profile has been added to the archives. This and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive, which can be found at the following link:http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk (embed)And now quickly off to bed, i'm tired as hell. Two more profiles to go!
>>13199861>posting the chibi versionDumb anon! DUMB!
>>13199855>>13199857Cuddly as fuck.
>>13199871I'd rather not get shit on because "haremshit" anon.But yes I would love a Mantis and Kunoichi maid harem.
>>13199845In fact, she'd look a lot better without the giant rock hands. Why does she even have those?
>>13199807I know this feel. Although the thought of having a copper-headed lamia waifu is strangely appealing to me.
>>13199895the better to hold you with, my dear.
Would you an embodiment of darkness?http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1426581897406.png
>>13199853Well, yes, I guess so.
>>13199895KC is a faggot?
>>13199870>>13199849Hospice nursing.
>>13199903She fucking eats people, so no
>>13199895Because KC is a hack and can't think of ways to make a girl look like an earth elemental without giving her GIANT ROCK HANDSMGQ's Gnome is infinitely better
Pharaoh was here.Grapesnake is a loser.wwwwww
>>13199887>caring about low T harem haters
>>13199908That sounds like a tremendous pain in the ass>>13199903Will she eat me?
>>13199911There's nothing about her design that evokes "earth elemental," though.
>>13199927>earthen looking skin>Gnome-y clothing>eyes that look like gemstones>plays with mud dollsThere's this thing called "subtlety", but I doubt someone who actually likes MGE would know about that
>>13199903Oh my.>>13199910Wut? Isn't she that f\girl from that manga where they're trying to get the MC to join their school club and are chuuni as fuck?
>>13199927Right? I was hoping for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU
>>13199912Warwara or whatever?
>>13191775>>13199912Are you happy to know that your Anubis servant frowns upon your reckless faggotry, dear Queen?
>>13199917>Will she eat me?Of course not. Look at this face.http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1426582690645.pngDoes this look like a bad girl? She's olev>>13199932Don't listen to his lies, Anon. She won't hurt you.
>>13199828Personally, I think that if you at least gave her original body a try for a time, but just couldn't make that change yourself, she'd come around to make her own change willingly to be happy with you. Just that you at least tried her as she normally is would likely make a world of difference. Which has already been discussed.
>>13199943Never trust a loli with fangs.
>>13199940If the Queen wanted to know her dog's opinion she'd tell her what it was.
>>13199943>fangsWAIT A MINUTE...
>>13199951Advice someday I will teach to my children.
>>13199940Anubi are there to ensure Pharaoh doesn't go out-of-control with such things.>>13199952What an awful Queen.
>>13199932She's a 2hu darkness monster that eats people.>>13199943I can do it too faggothttp://i.4cdn.org/jp/1426595877336.jpg
>>13199964All touhous except Reimu, Keine Marisa and Alice are horrible monsters aren't they?
>>13199983Well the one depicted is only terrible because she's entirely ignorant of how things work in the world.She was locked way for pretty much her entire life, so she doesn't have any concept of death or what it means for someone to die.
>>13199964She looks too young to be pregnant.Wait. Did she just eat anon?
>>13199983I can believe that.The only reason they don't eat Reimu and Marisa is because they all respect her.And that's only because she knows how to graze.
>>13199994We tried to warn him
>>13199990You're thinking of the vampire with Christmas light wings.>>13199983>Reimu>Not a horrible monsterAlso Alice may or may not turn lost children into lifeless puppets.