/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13183340
This, I want to see someone go fucking insane over hearing this.
I want to hear about the people who did that to his lover disappearing over the course of weeks, with their bodies being found at a later date.
I want the man to kidnap his wife, locking her away and making her his again through hot, endless dicking.
I want him to make her unable to live without him, and then for him to make her earn it all back from scratch.

First for shitposting

Always favor cuddling instead of sex when being with your waifu.

Lamias and Dragons are the best monstergirls

>>13183366
also this

>>13183354
Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard since "The Knight of /a/".

Man, for as much as we mock other Monster Girl communities, at least they talk about Monster Girls and don't have shit storms every 5 seconds.

Let's turn over a new leaf, shall we?

I want everyone before they post to give this big troll a nice compliment about something they like about her. Ready?

Crow Tengu Love is really good love!

>>13183369
Thus why Wurms are best girls.

>>13183360
>>13183373
If you really want people to stop doing it, you should stop acknowledging it when the thread has already been archived and we're on a new one.

>>13183373
You have a rockin ass that's begging to be spanked.
That's a nice thing to say, right?

>>13183373
I like her delicious brown skin.

>>13183366
GAYYYYYYYYYY!

You're lucky MGE has anti ntr measures because I swear to god I would ntr your waifu from you for being such a low t faggot.

>>13183373
I like the cross stitching on her dress, and her flowers, and how kind her face looks, and her breasts

Lǎoshǔ shì ài

>>13183362
>I want the man to kidnap his wife, locking her away and making her his again through hot, endless dicking.
http://exhentai.org/g/493620/6cac34829f/
Here you go
It even features "AWWOOOOOO"

>>13183373
Those gigantic hands and feet of yours would be great for giving handjobs.

>>13183373
I love her feet. They're cute.

Kitsune are love

>>13183369
I have a hard time deciding whether dragons or lamias are the best.

>>13183374
I want to kiss a Crow Tengu and fall asleep with her wings covering me.

>>13183395
See >>13183375

>>13183385
If you tried to do that I'd personally kill you, and my waifu too if you succeeded in taking her away from me.

>>13183395
I like Lamias the most for the full body hugs, but having a dragon treat me like her treasure would be nice too

>>13183373
Your titties are very slappable.
>Your ass makes me want to become Takemikazuchi.
I want to run my dick all over the soles of your feet and irrumate you till your eyes go out of focus.

>>13183394
Would get into an arranged marriage with the white haired one as a child and grow up together until we are wed on her eighteenth birthday.

>>13183399
But wurms don't have the best thing about a dragon (wings so big they could easily envelop you while cuddling).

>>13183410
THIS

>>13183412
No, but they have something that most dragons don't: a heart of pure gold.

>>13183412
But they are big and indestructible

>>13183403
That art style seems very familiar to me, what's that from?

>>13183387
nyanon qǐng

>>13183402
>would rather cuddle than fuck

You're killing no one.

I mean it too. I have slept with only 2 women who have had boyfriends/husband, but I didn't know/they didn't tell me and I always make it a point to never go after someone who is involved with someone else, but you motherfucker? I'd ntr you for the pleasure of it.

>>13183417
mamonomusume to no seikatsu

>>13183402
>my waifu too if you succeeded in taking her away from me.
Why would she do that? If he succeeded in it, she is his waifu, so if anything she will kill you for being an unsatisfying alp

>>13183388
A nice short read.
Wish it was longer with more in-depth revenge, but this will work.

>>13183403
You know this game has vore, NTR and "being thrown into a cell and forgotten" bad ends? All is done by that lamia

>Decided to make the crazy nastyass honey badger into a custom MG.

>In this pic, she steals any man of her desire, even if said man is already partnered with another. In this case, the Weresheep from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

>>13183424
>Look this up
>Translations never
God fucking damnmit.

>>13183362
I have read one NTR Story that seemed typical, but had an interesting end.

>Culture with sex slavery
>Guy gets GF
>Makes her into his own private, secret sex slave
>Asshole gets wind of it
>Rigs the system so she gets made into a public slave
>Mind breaks her with his ALPHA DICK
>Meanwhile BF is getting broken into a sex slave for the girls
>When both of their "Trainings" are complete, they bring them together for a last "Goodbye"
>"Alpha" Douche starts ranting to the BF that he's "No longer needed" etc. etc.
>BF just punches him right in the jaw
>Sends him flying across the room

By god it was marvelous.

>>13183416
So are dragons.

>>13183433
>filename
You just can't do that too me anon.

>>13183431
I just like the art anon, i couldn't give a shit what the game actually has.

Just like Miia is my favorite lamia even though I'm not that big on EMG

>>13183433
M8, this is terrible.
Really, just terrible. I wouldn't put this on my fridge if you were my 6 year old nephew.

>>13183433
>this fucker's art
Oy vey.

>>13183431
Shit, it does?! And here I thought Vanadis games were vanilla...y'know, emotionally speaking.

>>13183431
It does? Good thing I only made it to the first sex scene and dropped. Still, the art is good indeed.

>Fanart of Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia

>I would imagine Lilim trolling the Chief God with a face like that.

>>13183433
>>13183451
I'm cracking up.

>>13183418
Google translate has failed me. Hi anon, how're the kids?

>>13183451
>http://temjin01.deviantart.com/
Jesus christ how did you find this shithole?

>>13183451
>>13183433
Mother of god who the hell makes these things?

>>13183433
Why is she crying blood exactly?

>Fanart of Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia as well as Hasbro's Monopoly Man.

>Capitalism... such a powerful economical tool.

>Edit: I see that Kenkou Cross has featured this image on PIXIV. Looks like I no longer have to worry about certain "peeps" telling me to proportion anymore. From now on I'll continue to draw the way I always have. :P

>>13183454
still trying to make them with the dragonfu, got back from trip and punched in to the threads.

>>13183458
>Looks like I no longer have to worry about certain "peeps" telling me to proportion anymore. From now on I'll continue to draw the way I always have. :P
Do you think he enjoys being a faggot or something?

>>13183366
>not cuddling her while having sex
Its like you don't even love her

>>13183458
...oh goddammit.

I know KC loves all fanart, and can't help but feature even the shittiest pieces he comes across, and that it really is this faggots own fault to use it to justify his laziness and refusal to improve even remotely, but still...god fucking dammit I wish we didn't have to suffer its existence...

>>13183388
Wish it were longer and went as deep into the psychological aspect as NTR does. This was more just petplay. Still ,a nice reaction to NTR.

>>13183435
The best ending to NTR I've ever read and willingly fapped to was set in like feudal japan or something. His cunt of a wife slept around with this bandit who disguised himself as a girl and raped bitches whilst their men weren't looking. The guy found out, Fucked his wife, and made her boyfriend his bitch. The boy became addicted to his cock, and even though his wife continued to lust for his big dick, her love went back to the man who broke in her boytoy. Still, If that were me I'd find a new woman to genuinely love. hopefully one who was into keeping living sextoys as pets

>>13183373
Her ears are cute.

>>13183458
Come on now, KC is a swell guy once you get past the crippling oversensitivity thing.

Doesn't prevent the dude who drew that from being a moron, though.

>>13183467
The right size for nibbling on while whispering nice things into them.

>>13183466
This will never not be one of the most fantastic things ever.
>Her face when her husband announces he's going to break the guy she's been sleeping around with

>>13183458
>calls reviewers "peeps"
>mocking emoticon
I can tell you that guy is never going to get good.

>>13183472
This is how the fucking greeks did it man. I actually found out through that whole Priapus thing last thread. Followers of the relgion would put up like "Beware the dog" signs, but instead it was "beware the cock".

>>>Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:

>>>I warn you, boy, you will be screwed; girl, you will be fucked;

a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,

let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,

but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.

>>13183471
>You will never whisper how much you love your Troll girlfriend's hands and feet while playing with her ears
>her face when you tell her you think they're cute

>You will never go to a cross burning with your Lamia Waifu
why live?

>>13183455
>Because he's more than curious...

>>13183478
Wonder how long it would take IRL for a kid to tresspass just to see if the guy really does it.
And how long it takes for the police to arrest you on forged charge.

>>13183492
>inquisitor
>just ripped a picture and pasted some shitty doodle
How loose are dA's standard?

>>13183493
They wouldn't have back then. It would have been what the little shit deserved.

>>13183369

The best monster girl is the one you love the most

>>13183497
it isn't even a doodle; just another ripped picture
also
>implying they have standards

>>13183503
No standards? So it's like your waifu then huh?

>>13183503
I mean the legal stuff.

>>13183498
I'm sure the kids in my neighbourhood would be less obnoxious if they got raped in the butt each time they do something stupid.
Breaking glasses, stealing stuff left in the car while I'm moving the groceries...

>>13183506
#nerd_down

>>13183472
It's the only NTR story which has a man's wife stolen by another man and still ends happily.

>>13183506
That's a crappy insult.

>>13183511
Depends for who. The poor faggot will keep on sucking dicks for the rest of his life.

>>13183514
That was the only thing temjin01 could come up with. Forgive him, he's 10.

>>13183509
>I'm sure the kids in my neighbourhood would be less obnoxious if they got raped in the butt each time they do something stupid.
Is this you?

>>13183516
He loves it though, and he gets to pound that dude's wife.

>>13183517
I like that man.
Link?

>>13183517
I'm going to be disappointed if that doesn't countain spanking and anal.

>>13183523
http://www.doujin-moe.us/r5p3a2r4-1

>>13183509
So you are not only a faggot but also pedophile?
Cool

>>13183517
>>13183523
>>13183524
>>>/y/
>>>/d/

>>13183530
Try harder.

>>13183524
>anal.
Duh, he is a guy so anal is the only thing he can do
Or you mean urethral insertion?

>>13183527
Guy works quick, I like that.

>>13183532
>I wish kids in my neighborhood got raped
>but I'm totally not a pedophile
Sure, anon, sure

>>13183538
Not that guy but really? I hate to use the same argument but its true, you're not even trying.

>>13183543
Don't talk to it. You'll only encourage it. A walmart bait like that doesn't deserve anything.

>Dryadsday the 15th

>I went over to Grace's home like she had asked me to. You should have seen her. She was sick as a dog. Apparently Dragon girls aren't as resilient in their immune systems as their bodies are. I didn't let her out of bed for anything, despite how much she tried to tell me she could get things herself. Her coughing certainly concerned me.

>But, after some time, I could tell she was getting increasingly bored lying in her bed. So instead, I gathered up the sheets and comforters she had around the house and set up a blanket fort, starting from over her bed. I tried to encompass as much of the room in it as I could, and I'd feel confident in saying that I succeeded. At least then, she'd be able to get out of bed without me worrying so much.

>We played and talked all day in that fort, on her huge-as-hell Caesar-size bed. She even asked me to cuddle with her for a time while we lay inside. I was hesitant to answer at first, considering. I wasn't sure whether or not I'd end up getting sick again, but Grace wrapped tail around me anyway and tried to pull me close. So we stayed like that, for a good hour or two, no less.

>She fell asleep pretty quickly during that hour. But as she slept, I noticed she had a small frown on her face. At one point, she said something like, "No. I AM a dragon. Really." I couldn't help but wonder what she dreamt of.

>At some point, I had to wake her up and tell her. I had to leave. Even though she was somewhat sad to have me leave, she told me she'd be healthy enough to go to school tomorrow, and asked whether or not I'd be there tomorrow too. She was happy to hear a yes from me, and even said that school wasn't as fun without me with her. As flattering as it sounded I wondered if she meant that as much asI had thought she did.

>Hopefully Grace does get better again by tomorrow. I think I might meet her here and walk with her to school too, just to be sure. I'm sure she'd like that too.

>>13183556
>Dryadsday
They go by the Mana Calander from Seiken Denstsu?

>>13183531
>alps are okay
>this is not
They look more feminine than alps
And also elves

>>13183556
>More diary entries of Wurm Friend
Well this is unexpected, but very welcome.

Is somebody pastebinning these?

>>13183564
Now you're just trying to start a shitstorm.

>>13183564
Not him but I knew the second someone posted Yuunagi, it would lead into monsterboys. Kill yourself.

>>13183564
Lolo a best.
Lulu 2Lewd4Anyone

>>13183564
Imma need a link for that too.

Okay, who let Fujoshit-kun back in?

Witch cup would you drink from?

People in these threads get too hung up on things like genitals. If its cute and feminine, fuck it. It's that simple.

>>13183581
Damn, I love the idea of operating with that Jinko, but my love of spidergirls just can't be contained.

>>13183571
>monsterboys
Say that to alps

>>13183581
Spider all day every day.

>>13183583
Dude seriously, I agree with you but you need to stop pushing this. This is the complete opposite place for that.

>>13183581
.Less draw this? It doesn't look like his art exactly...

>>13183590
It's the first time I personally have mentioned it. maybe you're confusing me for someone else.

>>13183581
I would drink from the spider's "cup"

>>13183590
>This is the complete opposite place for that.

Ditto. Yuunagi, Cannabis and co. are fine, but not here.

>>13183587
Alps are females, monster boys are males.
This is a thread about monster GIRLS.

>>13183578
Just search for yuunagi engl
http://exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/
He has separate stories with every one of them

>>13183403

She might treat you like treasure but she might have secret stashes when shes away from home.

>>13183581
What happens if I drink from both?

>>13183604
Might make one of them mad.......

>>13183581
Drink from spider's cup sitting on the Jinko's lap.

>>13183601
But that pic isn't from one of his stories...

>>13183595
We had problems with a rather annoying anon back in the end days of the /a/ thread and the early days of the threads here on /jp/. We called him Fujoshit-kun and he constantly tried to push monsterboys and said anyone who wasn't a homo was in the "vocal minority", something he constantly tried to prove with super rigged polls.
We hated him, and he hated us and wanted to ruin the threads for everyone.
If you aren't him, just don't bring up Monsterboys or homosexuality you'll be fine here.

v

>>13183595
This is me, and just to clarify I agree with

>>13183590
>>13183599
>>13183600
>>13183611


None of this gayshit belongs here. I just wish you dudes weren't so uptight about it. I wish every mention weren't met with a tempest of torrid anal pain.

Just go, "Yeah, that's cute, but it doesn't really belong here. Take it to a related board." Why do you guys make such a big deal over things which you don't like?

>>13183594
Probably because of how much he's been practicing and improving lately.

What would you do if you woke up tied to a chair ny a smug, sadistic Onahole Fairy intent on fisting your urethra?

>>13183604
Then they'll make you prove who you like more.

>>13183613
You obviously haven't been on /mgt/ long. We get whipped up into a shitstorm over things we don't like.
Just ask that one writefag who must never be named.
Even namedropping him causes a shitstorm.

>>13183613
>Why do you guys make such a big deal over things which you don't like?
Do you really even need to ask that? Also if you're admiting it doesn't belong here, why are you posting it?

>>13183565
Here all the ones so far, I think:
http://pastebin.com/Rnynjwxc

>>13183616
>Fairy
>fisting your urethra
Oh man, I've been on these threads long enough to remember that can of worms.
That shit was hilarious. That poor anon who rolled it though.

>>13183616
Let her get it in there, and then drown her in a massive tidal wave of pent up urine..

>>13183613
>Take it to a related board

Except that's exactly what I did, and I hate alps too.

>>13183616
Kick her.

>>13183625
>That preface
Adorable.

>>13183600
They look more like alps stage 1-2 than boys

>>13183621
No I've been here long, and I know exactly what to expect. I know that it has to be this way I just wish that it didn't. Yeah yeah hopeful thinking and all that.

>>13183624
I didn't post it, stop confusing me with the other guy.

>>13183630
>and I hate alps too.
Buy it must suck to be you, what with this thread being the related place to post Alps.

>>13183610
I know, but it is also hot as fuck

>>13183626
Oh wow, are you talking about the RAMPAGE?

>>13183631
>There are people on this thread new enough to have not lived through the fairy-fisting-pocolypse of 2014
You are so lucky.

>>13183637
Yeah, that shit was nuts.
I'm tempted to make a birthday game for the dead hours of the thread. Just for shits.
We've got a whole lot of new monsters after all.

>>13183637
>>13183638
God I feel like I remember this but only really vaguely. What all happened, I likely was there but am way too tired to remember.

>>13183640
Sure. Why the fuck not.

>>13183638
I've been here for about a year, when was this?

>>13183638
Ok, now you made me interested.

>>13183616
I don't own chairs which I can't willfully break, so i use her like an onahole. She can do whatever the fuck she wants when she's waddling around like a cumstuffed baloon.

I wanna watch a fairy sleep on my dick and use it like a bodypillow.

>>13183630
>Except that's exactly what I did, and I hate alps too.
This
Trap and transgender is the same shit and should move to lgbt board

>>13183646
>I wanna watch a fairy sleep on my dick and use it like a bodypillow.
Yes/Yes.

>>13183643
It was sometime last year. Someone made some rolling game and some poor shmuck rolled something to do with fairies and sounding. It turned into the Fairy Fisting Rampage, or something. I don't remember the exact name.

>>13183633
Looks don't matter because even a stage 1 Alp is still female, while those traps are still male.

>>13183651
I could'a sworn it was in 2013, must have been really early in the year if it was last year.

>>13183653
Stage 1 is a an incubus pre alping, or even just a dude.

>>13183653
Actually, Stage 1 Alps are still male.

Stage 1 is a boy who may or may not be aware of his desire to be a girl and take the D.

Stage 2 is a tomboyish girl who has these desires at the forefront, even if she did not previously.

Stage 3 is Mega-Succubus.

How do we feel about thugdere beetle girls?

Also has anyone else checked out this guy's other art? It is pretty good.

>>13183653
>1 Alp is still female
But this is wrong, retard
Stage 1 alp has dick

>>13183658
This. People confuse the monster Alp with the process of Alpification

Stage 1 of Alpification: Incubutt who wants the D or to be the little girl. Very short lived stage.
Stage 2 of Alpification: Newly turned Alp
Stage 3 of Alpification: Voluptuous mega whore Alp

>>13183661
>>13183665
The actual stage 1 is when he turns into a girl. Nowhere in the profile does it say stage 1 is a dude, or even mention any stages actually.

Why the fuck haven't we blacklisted alps yet? All they do is bring out the gayfags, the tumblrfags, the trannyfags, the trapfags, and cause shitstorms.

>>13183661
>>13183668
So can stage 3 Alps still be bros, or is that wiped out when they turn stage 3?

>>13183671
You're right, the profile doesn't.

The section in the MGEWG1, however, does.
Monsterization Case File: CASE 10: Sex Change.

It quite neatly describes the transformation into an Alp in the 3 stages described.

>>13183674
>In this way, we've broadly divided them into two types, but they don't necessarily cleanly split into one of these two types, and there are alps that vary greatly due to individual differences. Among them are also those who retain androgynous looks, while their heart alone has grown feminine, and those who have a full womanly figure while retaining a male heart. Furthermore, since an alp's body has completely become that of a woman, it's also possible for them to produce children with a man's semen.

>>13183679
Mind linking so I can see for myself?

>>13183673
They were blacklisted long ago, then brought off the blacklist. And it was okay for a long while. It's only recently that we've had faggots try to use them to lever in other shit. Or sperg about trannies and gender in the mind nonsense.

>>13183671
>A BOY having a fun conversation with his best friend. At this point, HE's probably not even aware of the love for his friend hidden within his heart.

>>13183671
Can you like, stop being dumb?

>>13183663
Marrythenimpregnate/10

>>13183681
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_.28p92.29

>>13183663
Would she show off to impress the boys with how strong she is?

>>13183684
>Boy
Doesn't say Alp.

>>13183697
It's hard to think that you're not pretending to be retarded.

>>13183697
Oh, I see, you can't.

>Monsterization Case File: CASE 06: Undead
>“Uh... ah ah... I'm so cold... big brother...
>Hey... Fill my empty insides with it...♥ Fill my insides full of your white stuff...♥“
>Former human, younger sister who died during her first year as a soldier of the order
>Zombie Imouto is MGE Canon
Son of a...

>>13183699
You should know how this thread can be.

>>13183684
>I'll suit your tastes even more closely
>I'll become a much much naughtier girl
>"B-But I like my pure waifus"
>...
>Oh.

>>13183673
Fucking this
Just reply to every post mentioning alps with "fuck off" and half of shitstorms would end
Alps do nothing but attracts faggots and transgenders

>>13183706
>From then on she would only have sex in the missionary position
>With hand holding and eye locking
>Under the covers
>With the lights off

>>13183695
According to what's there, a stage 1 Alp is actually an Incubus, meaning an Alp is basically a branching point of incubization should certain things occur. The transformation can also happen very quickly, but nowhere does it say an Alp is "stage 1", since it still refers to it as an "Inubus" until it becomes an "Alp".

>>13183713
Every time you use this meme, your penis gets shorter.

>>13183705
I know, but still, holy shit.
It reminds me of the people who like futa insisting that a psuedo-penis isn't futa.

>>13183673
The thread would find a new target, anon. There's no escape so long as the MGE remains as popular as it is.

>>13183709
Don't forget about so funneh xD posts like
>I'm going to make you my alp!11
>oh noes, you are so cool I'm turning into alp etc

>>13183704
>She feels empty inside.
Aww... this one gets an extra warm cuddle.

>>13183713
T-t-t-tooo l-l-lewd 4 m-m-me

>>13183714
Yes, and?
A Stage 1 Alp, while still an Incubus, is inevitably an Alp all the same.

Call it whatever you want, but the point remains that Stage 1 is the beginning of the transformation for Alps.

>>13183714
EVERYBODY fucking knows this. You are either new or are pretending to be retarded to incite alp talk. Lurk more or fuck off, depending on what your problem is.

>>13183720
But nowhere does it mention a stage one bit.
It's either "Incubus" or "Alp", no stages in between.

>>13183717
Rather we go back to bullying Cyclops so we don't have to deal with all this /lgbt/ and tumblr crap.

>>13183642
It's done.
I got a Dojikko Jinko, what did you guys get?

>>13183730
>Chunni Werewolf.

It's alright.

>>13183726
I don't mind that at all
Cyclops and elves bullying is much better than dealing with /lgbt/ shit

>>13183730
>kuu red oni

I can dig this.

>>13183730
>Himedere Alraune
Pretty neat.

>>13183730
>Ara Ara Dark Priest

...meh.

>>13183730
>Spooky Red Oni
I don't know how she would pull it off, but I'm interested nonetheless.

>>13183730
Spooky oni.

It's scary how much she can drink, I guess.

>>13183730
>kuudere kikimora
Yes

>>13183737
>>13183739

Well this is a twilight zone moment.

>>13183730
>Himedere Aspara
Eh... Eh.

>>13183736
Trade you my kuudere red oni.

>>13183730
>Chuuni werewolf
Decent.
>>13183731
Hey, it's my not-a-clone again.

>>13183745
I am okay with this.

>>13183733
Wait, so I also get a chuuni shirohebi? Neat, I guess.

If she is like Rika, I'm breaking her

>>13183731
>>13183748

>>13183737
>>13183739


>Accessing a thread in parallel dimensions

>>13183745
>trading waifus
Absolutely disgusting
I hope it won't bother you when your waifu will trade you for other guy

>>13183760
HAHA! You're a funny dude anon.

>>13183704
>>Former human, younger sister who died during her first year as a soldier of the order
Zombie imouto Paladin, how incredible. In before paladin fetish guy

>>13183730
You forgot September doofus

>>13183772
>Implying only one guy has a paladin fetish.

> Hey, I heard you needed a healer for your adventuring party.
> Is the spot still open?

>>13183740
Happy almost birthday, Anon.

>>13183730
Dojikko Jinko
An onee-chan type then, I'll take her.

>>13183774
FUCK.

>>13183779
>Depends, are you a white mage? We need fairly constant healing. As an Analmancer, how deep is your cumpool?

>>13183730
>Genius hobgoblin

Wut?

>>13183787

I know you're not supposed to fuck WITH the white mage, but does that rule cover actually fucking the white mage?

>>13183774
Fixed it.
I'm so sorry.

>>13183779
>"Fuck you I'm the Healer Slut of this party, you can be the White Mage."

>>13183791
You made a typo on some of the girls. You seem to have put Arachne on the 12th day, and put instead some kind of throwaway aspara on the 17th.

>>13183789
She seems like a ditz but is currently solving the molecular puzzle of the perfect sundae.

>>13183794
The dates they correspond with were decided by hitting the "Random" button on the wiki.
I'll fix the Apsara typo later.

>>13183730
>Ara Ara Alraune
Not my favorite or anywhere near the top but it's not too bad.

>>13183373
>Face freckles

Yes

yes this pleases me

>>13183373
I like their acting skills.

>>13183813
You tend to need to do it when your name is attached to each any every post you make. We have FREEDOM here, lets not forget that. Whether it's good or bad for us is debatable.

>>13183791
>Himedere Chochin-obake

uh

hmm

are they even royalty type monsters?

>>13183820
Just think of the grandest paper lantern ever. Like something made as the centerpiece of a palace festival, with an ornate design and large size.

>>13183818
Huh?

>>13183824
You were referring to other MG communities being more civil than we are, and not the acting skills of Trolls in particular, right? I may need some sleep.

>>13183730

Dojikko Arachne... I am happy with this.

>>13183818
Anon, you should reread your posts to make sure that they make sense before you press submit.

>>13183827
No I was talking about trolls in particular. I like their acting skills.

>>13183730
>Thugdere Barometz.

Help.

>>13183837
These are getting better and better can you make a monster energy drink one,, because, she's a monster girl, get it?

>>13183837
>Thugdere Barometz

>Not calling it Brawndo
She's got what you crave, anon

>>13183730
>Spooky Chimaera

Not sure how to feel about this.

>>13183843
>>13183848
My body is not ready, like it literally cannot take the amount of caffeine, taurine and guarana a Thugdere Barometz would force on me.

The alternative is a protein shake Barometz.

>>13183837
>Hey kid, Wanna bounce?
>Don't you fucking look away from me. I'll roll you, kid.
>Yes that's it. No need to be so jumpy, kid. We're lovers aren't we? C-couples stare into eachothers eyes right?
>I-Intimidating? N-Not my fault you're such a jelly-legged wimp.
>No wonder all the girls pick on you. I-Illprotectyou
>What? N-No, I said any one who fucks with my man gets rolled, ya' hear?

>>13183849
The word is scaroused anon.

>>13183730
>Himedere Barometz
Himedere is perfect, but Barometz is eh. I don't care for below-average height, and flat chests, and plants.

>>13183854
Dude, she's a Coca-Cola Barometz.

She's rich as fuck.

>Barometz.
I'd rather just have a threesome with a weresheep and a slime.

>>13183856
Well Anon, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dating a Monster Girl just because she threw money at me and flaunted her wealth. I mean, I'd feel like a paid slut.

>>13183730
>Spooky Yeti
Well, I do love cuddles.

>>13183730
>kuudere Jinko

But think of all the coke you could drink of her body

think of all the diabetes and cavities you could have

>>13183791
My waifu isn't there I'm not even gonna bother

>>13183875
B-But I hate carbonated drinks Anon!

>>13183884
If trips can I have her?

>>13183730
Genius Hellhound eh?
Not sure what that'd be like.

>>13183887
What do you think sweating a carbonated drink feels like?

>>13183875
>diabetes and cavities
Not everyone has shitty tooth-care habits anon.

>>13183730
Ara Ara Arachne
Glad I actually sort of like spiders.
I imagine a soft-spoken, large chested weaver with extremely frilly clothing in suitable coloration.
Even after getting husbandoed I'd still pretend to struggle and resist the pleasure just to rile up her instincts.
>"You'll never break me, vermin!"
and then in a soft whisper at my ear
>"Ara....ara... we'll have to see about that..."
7/10 at least I'm into bondage

http://pastebin.com/98DqVbj6
A story about warmth.
Double yandere story preview
Criticism welcome

>>13183926
>spoiler
Oh boy. What could possibly go wrong.

>>13183931
made you look and I'm not made you look again

>>13183926
Spelling correction.
Choking is how it's spelled. Chocking is tossing a block of wood behind a car's tires so it doesn't roll.

>>13183971
Shit, sorry about that. Anything else?

>>13183730
>Shy Wyern
Yes. I wonder if she is even shyer than me.

>>13183975
Not that I saw.

>>13183996
She'll certainly be more of a crybaby than you

>>13183898
My fellow 12-12 nigger

Anyone wanna give this a try?

http://monster-girls.125mb.com/

>>13184007
I don't get what I'm supposed to do, just keep pressing the encounter button?
>Girtablilu and Echidna find me

>>13183791
Oneesama Hobgoblin.

So Oppai loli but with an air of maturity despite her being a total ditz.

>>13184007
A Anubis and Jinko find me

Not looking good

>>13183791
>>13183730

>Thugdere doppelganger
>Thugdere

Fucking hell, I don't wanna deal with this bullshit.

>>13184007
>guardian angel and cat slave
Nice.

>>13184007
>Apophis
>Pharaoh
Not looking good.

>Morning
>Drinking coffee
>Hear noises
>Go outside
>Wurm daughter and her Ushi Oni friend are digging up the yard
>I ask her what she'd doing
>"I'm digging for Girtablila eggs!"
>.......
>I drink my coffee and walk back inside
>I am really not in the mood to correct her

>>13184007
>arch imp
Could be worse
>oomukade
Could not be better

>>13184039
You really ought to tell her that scorpions give birth to live young'uns, otherwise she might dig too greedily and too deep.

>>13184007
What's wrong with Arachne's weight being 1183 kilos? Sure her abdomen's big, but not that big. She'll pierce into the ground and stuck with her spider leg tips at that point.

>>13184043
I don't know, she didn't take the talk about Santa and the Easter Bunny too well.

>>13184049
You already have a Wurm and an Ushi-Oni in your background. Do you really need a Balrog?

>>13184045
Horse pussy weights 1060 kg
Probably a typo or something

>>13184052
Can't be much worse than the lava lake the wife dug up last month.

>>13184007
>Minotaur barbarian and lamia apprentice as random partners
>first six random encounters are harpies
>seventh is cat slave

Well then. I suppose I woke up on a mountain side in the path of a pair of young would-be adventurers on the way to get something from harpies.
The cat is getting added to my party.

>>13184007
>Get found by fairy tricksters and ghoul cannibal
>Randomly encounter imp tormentors

Fuck you dude

>>13184054
>MOM! Let's play the floor is made of lava!
>Sure thing honey!
Olev.

Whats your opinion on vampires

>>13184063
Pissed off the Vampire neighbor something fierce for burning down her garden AND her house.

>>13184065
They suck.

>>13184065
I like how they SCRAPE. AND LICK.

>>13184007
>found by Succubus Temptress and Werebat Seeker
>random encounter is a Holstaurus Farmer
Today is a good day impregnate a Batty while a Succubutt molests a cow.

>>13184065
A miserable pile of blood and black magic.

>>13184068
>Denise! You're a menace!

>>13184057
They wanted scramble eggs.

>>13184074
>Wurm daughter makes an underground fort with her friends
>In the Vampires front yard
A large pile of dirt prevents her from getting out through her door to shout at them

>>13184035
Cue sitcom.

>>13184079
What would it be called?

>>13184007
>Devil Liege and Baphomet Corruptor

Time to put on my collar and bitchboy face.

>You will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>13184007
This thing needs a lot of work

>>13184082
What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong!

>>13184080
Something something Desert Hate Orgy

>>13184089
Nah. It'd be called Queens, with the two of them sharing a typical sitcom apartment in Queens.

How would your waifu react if you turned into a zombie? No, an ACTUAL zombie. John Romero style.

>>13184093
I bet they'd be styled after King of Queens.

>>13184094
She'd put me in the Lair's freezer to wait until Doctor Lich showed up.

>>13184094
...Cry a little, kill me, and have a Wight or Lich bring me back as an undead Incubus.

I don't think it would dawn on her that simply capturing me then having someone help would work.

>>13184007
>vampire and wight
ultimate ara

>>13184097
By the looks of it, It'll be called Slave of Queens.

>>13184109
A Pair of Queens.

>>13184111
Scratch that: Two Queens and a Joker.

>>13184078
>Wurm daughteru is adopted
>Anon is still single
>After getting the kids out of that hole, Anon goes to apologize and offer to pay for the damages, but the Vampire shrugs and says that kids will be kids, and that she'll call it square if you just fill in the hole and sprinkle some grass seeds
>It turns out to be a bit more work than Anon thought
>Spends the whole day under the hot sun, has to take his shirt off around noon, and feels like someone is watching him the whole time but he can never see anyone
>Finally finished, he knocks on the Vampire's door to let her know he's done
>It turns out the Vampire is - was - single as well
>Anon returns home the next morning to find his daughteru sitting in front of the tv
>He asks her "Sweetie, did you... plan this?"
>With an innocent smile she replies "Plan what, daddy?"
>Anon realized Wurms can be much more cunning than they appear

>>13184113
Wurm wanted a mommy?

How old does your daughteru have to be before you let her play Doom 3?

>>13184113
>She heard the Vampire owned the Ice Cream Parlor in town and wanted you and her to get together so that she can get free ice cream

>>13184120
Xanawurm is clever.

>>13184119
Old enough to know how to play a video game.

>>13184126
So, what? Five?

>>13184119
>Doom 3

Why would I let her play that crap.

>>13183581

Is that an NSV Light Machine Gun with a muzzle compensator?

Delicious 12.7×108mm.

>>13183360
I want to Hug Cerea and give our daughteru head pats

>>13183581
Is this from The Spider and the Fly?

>>13184128
>crap
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!

>>13184119
>letting your daughter play bad games

>>13184128
>>13184142
>>13184143
Can we not start an argument over this?

>letting your children play video games at all
>not letting your children read so they can finish Schopenhauer by 17 and be much more intellectually fulfilled
>tfw when you will never have an academic waifu and live cozy lives writing thesis's and reading with your kids in a quiet house.

>>13184147
>wanting your daughteru to become a friendless, stuck-up bitch
No way in Hell would I ever do that.

>>13184154
>Stuck-up
No. Friendless? No.
I guess I lived like this and I had alot of friends. Was I a fluke?

>>13184157
You're on the internet, telling everyone how you finished Schopenhauer by 17. You're a stuck-up fuck. Shut up.

>>13184157
Yes.
Either that or your 'friends' are stuck up too.
Tell them about this though and watch them all ditch you

>>13184158
It's not even that hard to read. My niece can read on that level and she's 7.

>>13184158
No. I didn't. I just wished I could if I had children. I'll shut he fuck up now.

>>13184162
I don't even know what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's very impressive and that you have a huge cock. Now go away please.

>>13184164
I'm not that guy though. I'm just saying he's bragging about something not even worth bragging about.

>>13184127
Yup. Gonna be funny if she gets traumatize.

The shitstorm was rising. Meanwhile, in da woods...

>>13184158
I said that I wanted my imaginary children to live that life. I will be quiet now.

>>13184174
>I guess I lived like this

>>13184178
SWEATERPUPPIES!

>>13184178
I read alot of shitty genre fiction. What I meant was that I read alot of books. I didn't mean I was reading Schopenhauer. Sorry for fucking up my post. I was just in an autistic rage that you said that raising a person like >>13184147
would make someone a friendless stuck up bitch. I am sorry for fucking up my post.

>>13184193
>not allowed to play vidya
>has to read philosophy books during puberty
That's horrible.

What's cuter than Egg born daughterus shyly hiding away inside their egg shells after hatching?

>>13184207
Same said daughteru cutely rolling around in the egg while giggling.

>>13183730

>Himedere Yeti

hmm.

>>13184207
Maybe only your waifu suddenly following their example and them shyly hiding from you in/behind the shells alltogether.

>You will never see Miia tenderly loved

>>13184207
>>13184212

Your toddler daughteru who barely knows how to talk yet shoving her face into your shoulder while hugging you tighter, refusing to let go of you as a relative or a friend of yours asks you to take her from your arms and carry her around a bit.

>>13184007

>Inari
and a Sahaugin

>First Random encounter is a Sea Bishop
>Second one is a Succubus
>third is Cochin-obake

ded

>>13184094
Well, she is a Lich, so I don't see it being that much of an issue. If anyone could do something about it, she could.

I'm curious, can family heirlooms like swords, armor, and other forms of weaponry get affected by demonic energy?

>>13184220
IMPOSTOR!

>>13184221
Or a daughteru who barely knows how to hug shoving her paws into your face

>>13184277
>You'll never have an onee-san suit of armor who has been there for as long as you can remember
>She'll never steadfastly protect you from everything and everythig.
>You'll never get hot and heavy with her one night, strip her armour down despite her protests and find out that it was an elf the entire time
>She'll never look at you like you're a fuckin retard for thinking she was an actual suit of armor

Yeah iduno where I was going with this

>>13184277
The Chochin-obake's profile shows that tsukumogami are a thing in MGE, so most likely yes.

>>13184304
Maybe DEMONIC ENERGY allows a body to form inside of the armor?

>>13184277

>Be a Paladin
>One attack into the demon realm goes awry and my precious sword that has been handed down for years upons was lost and worse; I was forced to retreat without being able to look for it
>Some time paces and a fellow Paladin successfully find the sword and returns it to me
>It looks normal but somethings off
>Suddenly it turns into a woman!
>"Master~!"
>I have to vanquish the MG standing before me but my favorite weapon to do that with is now a MG!
>Suddenly it runs up to me and hugs me
>"Master..I detect that you have 5 percent battery life left in your wii remote. You should replace the batteries soon"
>WHY

>>13184304
>>She'll never steadfastly protect you from everything and everythig.
>everything and everythig.

I should sleep.

>>13184308
Sassy Hyrule Warriors Fi is mai waifu.

>>13184317
What if Zelda was a monstergirl?

>>13184324
There's also a picture that shows her as a Lamia.

>>13184329
Did they fuck yet?

>>13184332
No clue, probably.

>>13184341
>dumping
More Zelda please.

I need stories!
Stories about Hellhounds!

>>13184352
Sorry man, a majority of the other Zelda pictures I have show cutesy lovey-dovey shit between her and Link, with very few lewds interspersed among them.

>>13184359
I don't need lewds, lovey-dovey is fine. Mighty fine.

>>13184352
>>>/v/

>>13184357
The skin on her lower left leg bothers me a little.
>>13184363
You're better of searching through the boorus, Pixiv, and the /v/ archives. I don't want to derail the thread with some unnecessary Zelda image dump.

>>13184357
Once Upon a time there was a Hellhound that was mean to everyone
She died alone because of it
The End

>>13184357
There's a Hellhound on my trail~

>>13184371
I wonder if monstergirls are more averse to dying alone than humans are.

>update MGE gallery with Cait Sith
>gallery's rating instantly drops
*sigh*
I know guys, I know...

>>13184371
I'd let her bully me.
And bully my dick with her paws.

>>13184293

I'm so glad I did that request.

>>13183730

>Yandere Elf

How about NO.

>>13184393
But those are the best kind, anon...

>>13184381
Almost certainly. The E ones at least are driven largely by sexual urges and love, which probably means most would do pretty much anything to avoid dying alone.

>>13184007
>Jurogumo and Oomukade

That's a lot of legs there.

>>13184396
The only good Elf is the one that dies alone and unloved.

http://pastebin.com/u/Hetzer
>Hetzer has no public pastes
What the fuck happened?

>>13184396

You don't seem to understand, Anon. My loathe for the Elves and their ken is legendary. I'd sooner become the very definition of Edgy McEdgen'slaughter than let one of those dagger eared harlots anywhere near my genitalia. They could conquer the world in 2017, and the last thing i'd do, bathed in the blood of hundreds of pointy eared whores so as to look as if I just stepped out of an abattoir is rush into battle like a crazy teenager listening to Linkin Park and high on Khornate Clamato Juice yelling

FIRST AGE WERE THE ONLY ELVES THAT MATTERED. EVERYTHING ELSE IS A SHIT

>>13184308
Fine, you got me, you little shit.

>>13184401
>not wanting an elf to step on you

>>13184007
>Fairy Trickster and Giant Laborer Vs Dragon Paladin

I'm going to get kidnapped, aren't I?

>>13184402
Oh crap. Something I fear the most is this, someone deleting their (potentially) good stories before I can enjoy them.
Now I gotta make myself mass-save all those pastebins before others are gone.

>>13184411
Perv.

>>13184411
I'd rather force an elf to watch me and my waifu make love while she cries that nobody will love her.

>>13184402
He pulled an Alp

I don't know. What did he write again?

>>13184415
Someone other than Alp is doing this? He's a bad influence.

>>13184393
You'd prefer a yandere Manticore?

>>13184420
Mr. Fix-it, and Beyond the Cage.

>>13184398
>E ones

Did you mean elementals?

>>13184422

What can I say? I prefer Manticores, yes. Even so much that she makes me huff Manticore mane and markes me as her mate by imprinting her scent all over me like a filthy man-whore.

>>13184426
Encyclopedia ones I presume.

>>13184411
>being submissive to an elf

That's not how it works you little shit.

>>13184416
I actually prefer normal elves
dark elves are good too

>>13184427
The only story I remember that involved a yandere Manticore was GWS', Leona doesn't count for obvious reasons.
>>13184433
Hold on now, Elves generally don't fall under any dom type, as their personalities vary quite a lot.

>>13184445

Bollocks or whatever the fuck his name is did a greentext with that exact scenario.

>>13184445
I realize /mgg/ can make anyone twitchy and hardheaded, but was just kidding.

Now if you had said Cyclops, then I was gonna have to hit you.

>>13184433
Submitting to a weak girl is much more fun. It's like that guy who wants to be bullied by a fujo cyclops, but not as extreme.

>>13184445
Too buff. No like. Elves should be lithe and flexible.

>>13184402
>>13184415
>>13184421
>>13184420

The stories are still accessible through direct links, I didn't delete them. I just kept them unpublished for a while because of bots. Seeing the view counter change everyday makes me think I'm taking way too long to write stuff and consequently making someone impatient. It feels a bit worrying, since I'm barely managing to find spare time to elaborate a coherent storyline and continue writing.

Sorry about that, I'll put them up again.