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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 12:56:34 No.13176479 [Reply] [Original]

In which somebody wants to "eat out" with you.

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 12:57:23 No.13176483 Now I have to wait forever for the new MGQ to be translated.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 12:59:20 No.13176488 >>13176397 Eris seeing eye pups never >>13176449 Flat version never ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 12:59:54 No.13176490 >>13176451 >Wurm using computer >"Press any key to start" >Where's the Any key?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:01:05 No.13176493 File: 28 KB, 555x564, 1426174648540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:03:25 No.13176496 >>13176483 I was playing the demo and came across a mandragora girl who was protecting a tourist from hostile monsters because he was unconscious from accidentally waking her up. It was pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:05:14 No.13176502 Does anybody remember the Wight story where a man (with a bad accent) is brought back from the dead? I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:06:59 No.13176507 >>13176488 Man covered in hellpups when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:07:13 No.13176508 >>13176496 Could you actually read moon, of if not, what were you using to enable you to divine he meaning of her runes?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:07:35 No.13176510 What's your favorite bit of written smut? Something that either really got your rocks off or you can read several times over and still get turned on from it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:09:21 No.13176515 File: 280 KB, 655x478, 1423794259640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176445 >Bigger hands, bigger keyboards >Big guys need big surfboards

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:12:28 No.13176522 >>13176508 Hah, I wish. I was using Dargoth's translation patch for the demo. >>13176515 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GIRLS WITH BIG HANDS.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:13:45 No.13176524 >>13176522 Clumsy and embarrassing handjobs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:13:58 No.13176525 >>13176522 Damn, that bitch's got some big hands?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:14:10 No.13176526 >>13176510 Story written by some 'Jason' featuring Devil Bugs that I found back in far 2012. Much smut included.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:15:03 No.13176528 >>13176522 That they're overflowing with love for you? No really, someone get a mop. I think I broke my Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:17:15 No.13176536 File: 53 KB, 169x168, 1376843546636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176522 >Nobody will ever get the proper reference in my post Truly a sad day for RP.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:17:40 No.13176537 >>13176490 Then she does a happy dance when she learns all she needs to do is type 'Y' instead of 'YES' >>13176525 Lana?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:18:47 No.13176540 >>13176524 >implying pawjobs aren't the best thing ever

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:20:07 No.13176544 >>13176510 The succubus-nun in CoC Shame I had to wade through a sea of furry and horsecocks to get to it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:20:28 No.13176546 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, b743268bdaaf01efe45738eb1161c90c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:21:32 No.13176550 >>13176544 I don't remember a succubus nun. Unless you're talking about the one with the really big tits?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:22:30 No.13176553 >>13176493 Ready for what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:24:55 No.13176559 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1426267495780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176553 Warm cuddles and hand holding.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:25:33 No.13176561 >>13176544 It's text only so furry was never an issue for me. It's not like it mentions snouts or anything, so I can just imagine them as I want. Way too much cock though. My favorite were the goblins you impregnate.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:26:53 No.13176566

>>13176550
Yeah, her and her ridiculous cum-inflation blowjobs in the inn
That stuff's usually too /d/ for me, but damn if that scene didn't give me crazy boners.

>>13176561
I didn't have an impreg fetish before playing CoC. After playing it: yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:28:06 No.13176567 >>13176561 TiTS added images and dropped a lot of the furry stuff, but kept most of the trappings - IE dicks everywhere. Not that I mind. The shemale Anubis-girl is my favorite. I hope she's given some development and is recruitable soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:30:33 No.13176575 >>13176559 >Warm cuddles and hand holding. Doing that to me would be comparable to pinching the back of a cat's neck. The question is, where did she learn that?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:31:15 No.13176577
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>>13176567
Yeah, I never got into TiTS after my first trial sent me to some forest planet and my character ended up getting mouth-raped by some giant-schlonged bee-man
This is not what I came here to see

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:32:29 No.13176580 >>13176567 Glad I never tried it now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:32:55 No.13176582 >>13176561 >goblins you impregnate. Muh nigga Daughteru dicking impregnation orgy with goblins the best Daughteru dicking harpies is also give me crazy boners >>13176566 What was the name of that nun? She is dick-free?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:33:02 No.13176583 >>13176546 Nah, they suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:36:04 No.13176595 >>13176583 you avin a giggle m8?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:36:26 No.13176598

>>13176567
If your talking about who I think you are she's actually dick free.

And adorable.

Side note: Why are shorter than average MGs so adorable?

>You will never have a shortstack vampire who acts like she's in charge even though you are a good two feet taller than her.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:37:58 No.13176601

>>13176577
It gets worse on that first planet.

At least you can nope.jpg past all the text if you ever lose.

There are a lot of good straight-up female characters. The white-furred Anubis, werecat/anubis halfbreed woman, some cow chicks, etc. Penny if you don't mind the furry, though since she's the author's main insert character most of the time spent in her scenes is when she's got a massive dick she can suck off without having to bend herself over.

>>13176598
I'm talking about Syri. Anno is her sister and is dick-free.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:39:11 No.13176605 >>13176601 Ah, alright. Both those games would be great if they took out half the dicks. Namely, the ones attached to chicks. And defurred half the cast.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:42:10 No.13176609 >>13176582 > What was the name of that nun? She is dick-free? Sasha, or something? She was dick free for all the scenes I played, but I know that doesn't prove anything in CoC

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:43:02 No.13176612

>>13176605
Well, the main author and the couple primary contributors all like futa/shemales, so yeah.

Antplanet was one big nope-fest for me.

>>13176609
Yeah, she's dick free the entire time, though she shares a lot of scenes with other characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:54:29 No.13176639 >CoC Ember was best girl. Shame she didn't get more content and any eggs laid by her didn't hatch

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 13:57:50 No.13176642 >>13176639 I think in the latest update(s) they can hatch? I'm not sure. With all the new/side projects that spring up, I don't think anything fenoxo does will ever be finished.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:02:00 No.13176650 >>13176639 >tsunbitch >best girl Nope. She was surprisingly likable though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:05:32 No.13176655 File: 254 KB, 640x480, Womanlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are petite girls so great? Mice, Dragons, Demons, Lamia, all are just so great when petite.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:07:30 No.13176658 >>13176655 She looks sick, we gotta treat her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:08:01 No.13176659 >>13176655 Because you can bully them. Tenderly ofcourse

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:09:41 No.13176662 >>13176659 I have to question the wisdom of bullying a dragon, even a petite one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:09:45 No.13176663 >>13176658 Depending on which translation you go by she's either on the Devil's equivalent of her period, or ovulating. Regardless of the inconstant translations and such, it still results in her shrinking in size and becoming "sick" in a way.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:11:20 No.13176664 >>13176662 But dragons are supposed to be big, and she's so tiny. She's asking for it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:11:48 No.13176665 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snowflake Hymen

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:13:07 No.13176670 >>13176655 >tfw no 10' tall dragon waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:16:30 No.13176672 File: 576 KB, 972x745, That damn 4U monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176670 10' is a bit much. That would be a big Monster Ho 4U

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:19:06 No.13176677 >>13176665 I'm now remember that guy who got a snowflake in his eye last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:24:05 No.13176690 File: 182 KB, 643x940, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best girl

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:25:04 No.13176693 >>13176567 >Shemale Anubis-girl Lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:25:25 No.13176696 >>13176690 >best Too spooky

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:26:23 No.13176703 File: 1.66 MB, 1995x1145, 1426059844601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I want is this picture to be the cropped version, and for there to be the complete one somewhere out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:26:27 No.13176704 >>13176081 >Nerdy girl in the library Anubis best girl as always.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:27:38 No.13176709 File: 198 KB, 800x1113, 1426271258231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176696 too perfect

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:27:38 No.13176710
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>You enter your room, facing the Wurm sitting by the far wall inside
>She gently strokes the cat plushie sitting in her lap, while she herself lies on top of a pile of plushies that she herself brought from her house
>"Wahahahaha! I'm surprised you made it this far, Anon."
"Cut the shit, Grace. Where did you hide it," you ask, slightly unamused
>"You can have it back...if you can retrieve it from the depths of the fortress of my animal guardians."
>She retreats, her body sinking into the cotton pile
>"Come after me, if you dare, Anon."
>You hesitate for a moment, but thinking that she is only fucking around, you decide to quickly grab your lost item and be on your way.
>Before she grabs your wrist and pulls you into the pile of stuffed animals, wrapping her arms and legs around you.

>You are know in the playful embrace of a Wurm, trapped under a pile of cotton pile of plushies that block the room's source of light, not knowing which way is up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:28:11 No.13176714 >>13176703 >He doesn't know Toppest kekerino

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:28:28 No.13176715 File: 62 KB, 1913x635, Anything for Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176704 She's always the best in your mind regardless of the timeline.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:28:39 No.13176716 >>13176703 But there is. Go to .less's imgur or something, it's there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:29:23 No.13176719 >>13176710 >Wurm >wrapping her arms and legs around you. ...Alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:30:56 No.13176724 >>13176703 >all I want is what's real

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:31:48 No.13176727 >>13176714 >>13176716 >>13176724 Well, I'm a moron. Thanks for reminding me that .less' imgur is a thing

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:32:11 No.13176728

>>13176601
>>13176567
>Several mention of Anubi in TiTS
>lolwut?
>Remember there being Canine-Aliens
>Not sure why anyone would refer to them as "Anubi"
>Read up on them out of curiosity
>Tall, pointy, fluffy wolf-ears
>Come from a desert planet

Son of a bitch I'm now compelled to play this game more...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:32:21 No.13176729 >>13176724 THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:32:54 No.13176731 >>13176719 >>13176710 Is she cosplaying an oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:36:14 No.13176741 >>13176729 There will be blood....shed!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:37:12 No.13176743 >>13176719 >not growing extra pair of legs when it's shit n' giggles time I bet you're a lamo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:38:45 No.13176747 >>13176743 Yes, I am. There's no fun to be had here, you goddamn hippie merrymaker.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:39:52 No.13176748 >>13176703 As I remember there is no naked tits but some guy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:40:12 No.13176749 >>13176719 I...DAMMIT! I'm a sham!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:40:50 No.13176751 >>13176727 oh what the fuck I even had it saved already. and it is glorious I am the wurmbrain, it is me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:42:21 No.13176754 >>13176751 You may now join Loen in the bwaka.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:42:36 No.13176755 >>13176749 >>13176751 Found the wurms

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:43:35 No.13176756 >>13176754 We must send a party to find Loen We'll call it the Fellowship of the, uhh Just the Fellowship

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:43:53 No.13176757 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, Baka Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176754 I wish Loen would come back to us and deliver

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:45:58 No.13176758 >>13176757 I do too anon. I do too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:46:37 No.13176759 >>13176757 We all do, Anon We all do

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:47:21 No.13176761 >>13176756 Will there be orcs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:48:11 No.13176764 >>13176761 We'll be going to Mordor, Mr Anon Of course they'll be orcs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:48:59 No.13176766 >>13176761 >"MANSWINE"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:52:10 No.13176772 >>13176756 >>13176761 >>13176764 Better question. Will there be P'orcs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:53:12 No.13176774 >>13176772 We might bump into a few Are you joining the search party?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 14:58:59 No.13176785 >>13176772 >>13176766 >>13176764 I'm game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:02:51 No.13176798 File: 204 KB, 1000x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176756 I will fight for a worthy cause. I will gladly die for Loen-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:05:01 No.13176803 >>13176774 >>13176785 >>13176798 I'm joining this quest too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:07:53 No.13176807 You have my nugget

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:09:29 No.13176813 File: 832 KB, 1024x576, Enchantress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176756 You have my spear.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:09:50 No.13176815 >>13176803 >>13176798 >>13176774 Ok, who's doing what? I think we need something the old fellowship never had. I call healer.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:10:44 No.13176817 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, Black mage pophis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176815 I call wizard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:11:50 No.13176821 >>13176815 > Wanting to be the White Mage Alp

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:13:21 No.13176826 >>13176821 >Gandalf the Alp It's funny because Gandalf's actor was gay in real life.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:16:28 No.13176831

>>13176798
Every time I see this I think it's the most adorable thing ever.

Then I wonder why a caster type like Apophis is wielding a sword.

Then I notice how young she is, and how the sword is notched, and how she's all puffy with anger, and I think to myself:
>Young mercenary/adventurer is captured by an Apophis in the desert and used as a cumpump
>She gives birth
>He eventually manages to escape with his infant daughter
>Goes into hiding
>Once she's old enough he take her on adventures, teaching her sword skills
>Mompophis tracks them down and drugs daddy
>Daughterupophis sees this unknown snake woman being mean to her helpless father and takes up his sword to defend him
>Insert conflict and suffering followed by resolution and healing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:17:52 No.13176832 >>13176813 cute deerpussy, but I'd still waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:18:59 No.13176836 >>13176815 I'll tank

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:19:01 No.13176837 >>13176821 >Alp >Not rolling human. Please anon, what do you take me for? Bitches love healing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:19:08 No.13176838 >>13176832 >waifuing something with a nose like that

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:19:43 No.13176842
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>see this jinko practicing in the park every day
>she watches you with a blush as you walk by every day
>must be into you
>however...
>if you do accept her feelings, she will force you to join her and wont rest nor ever quit till you have a Bruce Lee body
>because that is her fetish

Yes or no?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:20:32 No.13176847 >>13176838 It looks human to me A little flat I guess... It's not a snout is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:21:21 No.13176848 >>13176842 >That nose

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:22:12 No.13176852 >>13176842 Yes I've always wanted to push past average into fit and she'll give me the motivation I need for it Time to be a badass

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:24:08 No.13176861 >>13176757 That is by far my favorite MG image. So simple, yet so perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:24:52 No.13176864 >>13176861 It works pretty well as a background too

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:26:47 No.13176868 >>13176864 You just made my day. It looks glorious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:29:57 No.13176875 >>13176848 How superficial.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:30:30 No.13176876 >>13176502 I believe you might be referring to Pennywise's "Resurrection". It's less a bad accent and more a dialect difference, but it's the only thing I can think of that is close. I wish he'd do more with it, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:31:19 No.13176880 >>13176848 It's not red, so there's that at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:32:13 No.13176882 >>13176868 Use the new Ushi as your phone background too. It's great.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:32:36 No.13176884 File: 289 KB, 768x776, Untumblr'd Jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176848 >>13176842 >>13176875 >>13176880 Fixed?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:33:35 No.13176886 >>13176884 Much better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:33:37 No.13176887 >>13176884 Yeah, that's better

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:34:27 No.13176891 >>13176884 Lovely

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:35:02 No.13176893 >>13176884 You're the hero we deserve.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:36:43 No.13176896 >>13176884 That's a pretty good edit, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:36:48 No.13176897 >>13176847 It's fine in that image. In-game her nose is already wide at the tip and further widens upwards with no indentation at the bridge. But let that not discourige you from sopping wet doe cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:36:54 No.13176898 >>13176884 I wish to shake your hand

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:37:06 No.13176899 >>13176842 >>13176884 Why would the artist give her a drumstick sized nose in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:38:30 No.13176902 >>13176899 Is this your first exposure to the place which will not be named? Because good. You don't want any further exposure. We still don't have the cure for cancer and there's only so much Tallgeese can do

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:38:30 No.13176903 >>13176899 It's called "realism". Or the tumblr effect/nose

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:38:46 No.13176904 File: 1.04 MB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2015-03-13-14-37-39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176882 It really is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:40:32 No.13176910 >>13176902 Oh no, I'm very familiar with the minority of SJW Tumblr artists. > We still don't have the cure for cancer and there's only so much Tallgeese can do Give it the flugel equipment.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:41:02 No.13176911 >>13176899 >>13176902 >>13176903 >your waifu becomes real >she has a nose like this Would you dump her over something so trivial?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:41:04 No.13176912 >>13176904 You're asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:42:51 No.13176917 >>13176904 >Messaging >People > :)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:43:42 No.13176919 >>13176904 >botnet You can do better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:43:54 No.13176920 >>13176882 >>13176904 Looks good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:44:43 No.13176923 >>13176911 Monster girls are attractive though, so she wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:46:19 No.13176925 File: 37 KB, 400x229, laughing monstergirls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176923

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:48:56 No.13176930 >>13176902 I want a Wurm to pilot the big duck. Only she can handle its abilities

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:49:47 No.13176932

>>13176904

I like to think that, despite usually being rapetrains, proposing to or accepting an Ushi-Oni's feelings before she rapes you through the ground would make her freeze and blush profusely for a few seconds before yanking you into a comfy hug and cheekrubbing you, letting out a happy "Kyaaa~".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:50:37 No.13176936 >>13176884 If only she didn't have those huge, masculine looking paws

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:50:52 No.13176938 >>13176932 > Not her remaining stoic and simply saying, "I know."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:51:52 No.13176940 >>13176936 >being this much of a homo

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:52:29 No.13176944 File: 543 KB, 850x1190, 1338258535376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGQ Paradox (obviously not translated yet): https://mega.co.nz/#!UNYlFbgB!DlGJG59YSw-nEpJFh7Pd5ZHIETXpZeI2i8YS4DFdZAE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:52:52 No.13176945 >>13176938 You will nnever do the same to her when she tells you that she loves you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:53:37 No.13176948 >>13176938 >Ushi Han No, Chewie is the Ushi, Han is a Space Salamander

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:55:24 No.13176954 >>13176944 Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:55:49 No.13176955 >>13176948 And Leia is prince of Alderaan while Luke is a Dhampir from Tatooine

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:55:57 No.13176956 >>13176911 I thought her nose looked kinda cute...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:57:36 No.13176958 File: 210 KB, 1001x588, gay porn with hats on.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176944 Here's a screenshot I just took to prove it's legit. .exe file doesn't ask you for access, etc. It's harmless.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:58:37 No.13176962 >>13176945 Well you're certainly not going to be able to impress her with that stutter. Though she'd probably find it cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:58:43 No.13176963 >>13176956 Me too. In real life maybe it'd look unattractive, but she certainly does not look bad in that drawing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 15:59:01 No.13176966 >>13176958 So, is that an inn?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:00:22 No.13176970 >>13176955 Boba Fett is an anon with a Spaceworm Sarlacc waifu Jabba is a human hambeast

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:01:47 No.13176981 >>13176956 >>13176963 I think the opposite. It's ugly because of the art style, it would look normal if it was real

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:01:49 No.13176982 >>13176944 >Ilias one day disappears without a trace >some time later humans and monsters reach peaceful coexistence BTFO >>13176966 Luka is the owner of that inn in this reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:03:31 No.13176988 >>13176966 I probably wouldn't have noticed that if you didnt point it out. God dammit anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:04:42 No.13176994 >>13176970 I'm still confused about the fate of Fett. They say he came back in the books, which he did, but then with Disney buying off Lucas and retconning a lot of stuff, I don't know if he's alive or not

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:05:13 No.13176997 >>13176970 >Spoiler That's so fitting it's painful

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:06:24 No.13177002 >>13176970 Lando doesn't change Lando doesn't change at all

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:08:22 No.13177009 File: 224 KB, 640x480, 1426277302155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176944 Can't wait to jerk off to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:10:21 No.13177016 >>13177009 I hate spiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:11:25 No.13177018 >>13177002 C-3PO is a fussy cyborg-alp R2-D2 is an android in the form of a shortstack p'orc Ewoks are cait siths and everybody still hates them

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:11:32 No.13177019

>>13176994

>tfw Darth Maul survived being cut in half and thrown into a pit in Episode 1
>He came back as a cyborg arachne
>Then as a normal humanoid cyborg with robotic legs
>Then finally as a tangible hologram
>And he almost killed Obi Wan
>tfw he actually really died somewhere between Episode 2 and 3

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:12:11 No.13177021 >>13177009 No. Just...no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:12:44 No.13177023 >>13177018 Fucking bullshit Endor battle I swear to god You don't just go from everything that was based in ESB and then to Endor

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:12:52 No.13177026 >>13177009 I almost don't want to ask, but is that legit? Not edited or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:13:44 No.13177028 >>13177009 That's not even a spider with a girl hat. That's a head on a spider.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:14:02 No.13177030 >>13177019 It sucks because the last you see him is him getting taken away to god knows where by Palpatine, who said that he "has plans for him" THEN YOU NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:14:14 No.13177031 >>13176842 >>13176884 Time to git gud, and beat the pussy up. Just kidding, I'm never going to win against her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:15:30 No.13177036 >>13177030 Maul was the raddest fucking villain in the entire lore, and he's fucking gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:15:34 No.13177037 What if a clown monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:16:54 No.13177041 >>13177037 please no

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:17:49 No.13177045 >>13177036 I don't know, Grievous was pretty damn based Too bad he was reduced to a coward And if you go into the EU, you open a whole new world of good villains, force or no

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:17:57 No.13177046 File: 195 KB, 800x600, 1374085255145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Iku is my favorite hulkster girl

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:18:22 No.13177047 File: 499 KB, 1088x1182, CarnEvil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177037 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:19:45 No.13177054 >>13177046 Is there an Andre equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:19:50 No.13177055 >>13176831 Anon... Write that shit. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:21:48 No.13177063 >>13177041 >>13177047 HONK HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:22:39 No.13177067 >>13177037 NO PLEASE I BEG YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:24:19 No.13177072 >>13177055 Too busy writing other stuff. I can add it to the list of ideas I might maybe follow through on someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:29:57 No.13177080 >>13176988 He must really want people to know its an inn.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:32:21 No.13177083 https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278060164.png What's the name of this kind of monster? (NSFW)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:33:37 No.13177087 https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278444541.png https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278316653.png MGQ porn scenes are getting more and more surreal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:33:54 No.13177088 >>13177083 Eye don't know. Haven't SEEN one of them before, I can keep my EYE open and take a LOOK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:33:59 No.13177090 >>13177083 I would be laughing too hard to cum Those googly eyes bouncing around

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:34:14 No.13177091 File: 122 KB, 666x556, 1425767057127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176831 >healing It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:34:52 No.13177092 >>13177083 Huh, that's pretty- >>13177087 Never mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:35:24 No.13177094 >>13177087 Nope. No god damn fucking way

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:36:01 No.13177097 >>13177083 >He who fights monsters should be careful that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long enough at dat ass, dat ass will gaze also into you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:36:08 No.13177098 >>13177087 Holy fuck, they managed to make things WORSE than the angels from the first series.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:36:43 No.13177102 >>13177087 ...Well they certainly are nailing the "monster" part I guess.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:37:16 No.13177103

>>13177037
>Honking noise with every thrust
>Dragging random beastmen monster girls into the bedroom and taming them for husband.
>Condom balloon animals
>Keeps pulling off magic tricks like making your and her clothes disappear in public.
>rainbow afro pubic hair
>keeps making lewd jokes like "I want to juggle your balls"
>not stopping until mime gf screams.
>Guy walks down the street and sees a small car pull up beside him. Gang raped by 20 clowns.
>clown wife puts anal beads in, tells you to pull them out. Takes hours to find the end of the beads.
>It's your anniversary, waifu ants to do something special. She takes out the unicycle.

I want this just for the sake of comedy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:37:49 No.13177105 >>13177087 >My brain is full of fuck >>13177083 This isn't bad though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:38:22 No.13177107 >>13177092 >>13177094 >>13177098 >>13177102 Oh yeah, forgot one. https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426277378977.png So fucking abstract.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:39:02 No.13177108 >>13177107 Oh I just threw up a little.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:39:06 No.13177110 >>13177107 She's kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:39:43 No.13177111 >>13177107 This is what happens when you do too many drugs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:40:00 No.13177114 >>13177107 Cosmic pussy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:40:47 No.13177116 >>13177111 Don't blame drugs for the twistedness of some artist. Drugs are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:41:42 No.13177121 >>13177087 >>13177107 Its like if M.C. Escher, Picaso, and Van Gogh gangraped each other until they fused together then threw up on a canvas.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:43:06 No.13177125 >>13177107 >black hole onaholes what.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:43:06 No.13177126 >>13177111 What if insect monster girl that, while fucking, fills you with hallucinogens more potent than any drug man is aware of?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:43:48 No.13177129 >>13177083 dodomeki

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:43:52 No.13177131 >>13177116 "Drugs are good." -Kesaran husband

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:45:44 No.13177137

>>13177129
Thanks, man. I knew they had a name.

Have some more cutscenes:
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279024934.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278997026.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278574281.png (only one made by KC, sadly)
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426277586552.png

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:47:46 No.13177142 >>13177137 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279024934.png NOOOOOOPE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:48:25 No.13177146 >>13177137 What the god damn hell is that second one?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:48:30 No.13177148 >>13177107 She has a pretty nice ass to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:48:35 No.13177149 >>13177137 That last one is the only one I like.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:49:06 No.13177150 >>13177137 That's one cute harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:49:17 No.13177151 >>13177137 That harpy is delightfully fluffy. The slime is cute too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:49:30 No.13177152 >>13177137 Oh god what the fuck?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:50:10 No.13177156 >>13177137 I will say thanks for dumping via links instead of posting. It saves on image count and you can get more images per post. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:50:22 No.13177157 >>13177146 The drugs we were talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:50:45 No.13177158 >>13177137 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278574281.png The MGE and MGQ Slime are pretty much the same design wise, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:51:54 No.13177163 >>13177158 Well there's only so much you can do with a blob of jello.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:52:06 No.13177164 >>13177146 >Say, you know how slugs are technically hermaphrodites but it was never really touched upon in MGQ so far? >Yeah... about that...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:52:21 No.13177165 >>13177158 Same artist slowpoke.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:52:50 No.13177166 >>13177126 >Husband too busy swatting at flying skulls to fuck the girl

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:53:06 No.13177167

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279690307.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279561311.png Cheerleaders!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279526590.png

>>13177146
Slug girl(s?).

>>13177156
It'd be pretty stupid to dump them here (or do any dump at all, really).

>>13177158
Because KC drew them for MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:53:18 No.13177168 >>13177165 Of course I know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:53:41 No.13177172 >>13177146 Those would be slugs. Regular slugs are hermaphroditic and mate by dangling their sex organs and trading semen. So Luka is literally being covered in slug girl dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:54:07 No.13177174 >>13177167 >That fourth one Don't stick your dick in machinery.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:54:15 No.13177176 >>13177167 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png The only thing that I don't hate. Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:54:22 No.13177177 >>13177146 Evangelion 4.0 ending

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:54:37 No.13177178 >>13177167 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png I can't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:55:42 No.13177180 >>13177167 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png She's actually pretty charming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:55:43 No.13177181 >>13177164 >>13177167 >>13177172 Okay, but what's up with Luka's space flower semen dress? >>13177167 That third one is hilarious, but cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:56:11 No.13177182 Fuck yes, my favorite human from MGQ is back as a companion. https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279968600.jpg >>13177174 SAFETY FIRST: DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:57:28 No.13177185 >>13177182 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279968600.jpg I wonder what Tabasco Sauces role will be.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 16:58:20 No.13177187 >>13177182 Fuck yeah, time for adventures

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:05:46 No.13177203 File: 282 KB, 640x480, 1426280746542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As expected, we get to see Luka and Alice's daughter. (Obvious spoiler.)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:06:51 No.13177207 >>13177203 Damn that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:08:02 No.13177215 >>13177203 That looks like some deviant art mary sue donut steel bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:08:07 No.13177216 >>13177203 Eh, she looks okay. I'm not feeling those wings though. Didn't Alice also birth a human kid?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:09:33 No.13177222 >>13177216 Puberty's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:09:35 No.13177223 >>13177203 >Alice's daughter >illustrated by shiki Fuck yeah!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:09:57 No.13177224 >>13177216 >spoiler I'll be very disappointed if he isn't banging his slutty sister

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:10:58 No.13177226 >>13177216 Nero.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:11:43 No.13177228 >>13177203 Oh wow. That looks horrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:11:57 No.13177232 File: 75 KB, 640x480, lazarus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck yeah, Lazarus. >>13177226 Don't read this, it's an actual spoiler.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:12:40 No.13177233 >>13177203 It always bothers me that daughterus always seem to take 90% after the mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:12:44 No.13177234 File: 235 KB, 640x480, 80_nero_st01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177226 >Nero. This faggot? I was hoping he'd look like a Dante clone of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:12:58 No.13177237 >>13176479 You know the moves, it's time to showcase our awful 2009 gen animation. Pastebin requests list:http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:13:07 No.13177239 >>13177203 Wonder if she's as big a bitch as her mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:13:12 No.13177240 >>13177203 >Twin tails God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:14:14 No.13177243 >>13177216 >I'm not feeling those wings though. Remember those wings that Luka got once his half-angel powers awakened? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:14:53 No.13177248 >>13177234 That's genuinely horrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:15:35 No.13177251 >>13177203 Does luka dick the daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:16:49 No.13177256 >>13177251 He probably gets raped by her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:17:15 No.13177257 >>13177251 >>13177256 I was gonna say the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:17:42 No.13177260 >>13177234 Wait, that shit was real? I thought it was some kind of self insert mod bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:17:47 No.13177261 >>13177256 So that's a yes, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:18:38 No.13177262 >>13177260 Afraid so. It's not even his final form

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:18:41 No.13177263 >>13177239 Well she's associated with MGQ. So even if she's not as bad as her mother, she's going to be shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:18:50 No.13177265 >>13177260 I know. I has to be some artist's cringy self-insert.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:20:53 No.13177269 File: 380 KB, 640x480, 1426280346917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177260 >>13177262 >>13177265 Major spoiler and trigger warning for half-monster boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:20:58 No.13177271 File: 144 KB, 319x300, 1426106780677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177232 At least people now know Nero is going to look like a faggot ahead of time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:21:03 No.13177272 >>13177203 >Alice >Slightly more qt >w/Angelic Energy Aura something Seems about right.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:21:52 No.13177276 >>13177269 >that eye Oh great, we're going to Demonbane levels of fuckery here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:22:10 No.13177277 >>13177269 Dropped harder than a shitty baby out of a window.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:22:40 No.13177278 >>13177181 That is the three slug dicks, but I have no idea why it's glowing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:22:53 No.13177280 File: 380 KB, 640x480, 1426281773286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177260 >>13177262 >>13177265 >>13177276 >>13177277 Sorry, forgot to spoiler correctly. Also trigger warning for half-monster boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:22:56 No.13177281 >>13177234 Oh dear lord that's 12 kinds of awful. Really? I mean, fuckin' REALLY? That weapon looks useless, that coat is way too long and torn up, what is up with that scarf/tie, and why the fuck are his pants belted together at the shins?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:22:57 No.13177282 >>13177269 Goddammit, why does Lukas son have to look so fucking awful? I hope Luka kicks the crap out of that little shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:23:40 No.13177283 >>13177234 >Luka's son is a scythe-wielding edgelord. Anyone want to bet he's going through his edgy teenage years?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:23:41 No.13177284 >>13177280 Looks like a self-instert character with traits of Alice and somehow Suika from Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:24:12 No.13177287 >>13177271 At least that Nero's a decent guy when he's not whining about his gf.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:24:19 No.13177288 >>13177280 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:25:14 No.13177289 >>13177280 I would literally take Donte over this faggot. No goddamn way am I playing Paradox.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:25:18 No.13177290 Why are you all so surprised that somebody from one of these games is horribly shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:25:32 No.13177291 >>13177287 They'll hopefully expand upon his background in the Special Edition, especially since Papa Vergil is back somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:26:56 No.13177296 >>13177280 Am I the only one who thinks Nero's fucking hilarious? I'm just imagining him trying his absolute hardest to look like a badass in front of his father. "LOOK AT MY AWESOME SCYTHE AND JACKET! AM I COOL YET DAD? PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:27:38 No.13177299 >>13177291 >Capcom >Putting in any amount of effort >Expanding upon a previous release >Implying they're not just polishing up the graphics and throwing in Vergil as a swap-out for Dante's backtrack half of the game Hah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:27:42 No.13177300 >>13177296 no your not the only one

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:27:46 No.13177301 File: 94 KB, 854x874, SSJ Bankai Vorjin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177290 We're used to multi-horrificed vore monsters, but Neros design is a sight on sore eyes. I reminds me of pic-related to a degree.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:27:47 No.13177302 Have some normal monster girls from the new game to ease your minds. https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281842987.png https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426280722976.png https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281169125.png

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:28:42 No.13177307 File: 517 KB, 855x1100, Nia the Stag Beetle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Stag Beetle?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:29:50 No.13177311 >>13177301 Ugh. I've gotten over Donte, but I'll never stop hating this fuckin' Vergin. Even if it is going to be shit, I'm so glad the real Vergil is making a return in DMC4:SE.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:30:21 No.13177313 >>13177302 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281169125.png I can dig that >>13177307 Probably

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:30:24 No.13177314 >>13177307 Time to wrassle!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:30:44 No.13177316 >>13177296 It does reek of "trying too hard".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:30:47 No.13177318 >>13177280 Dropped

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:30:50 No.13177319 >>13177302 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426280722976.png She's adorable! Definitely would recruit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:31:14 No.13177321 >>13177307 I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:31:21 No.13177322 >>13177302 This fucking game I swear. It's horrible shit makes me hate it, but it's good stuff really makes me want to play it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:33:40 No.13177329 >>13177322 No goddamn way am I playing that garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:34:09 No.13177330 >>13177302 I want the last one in my party, damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:34:19 No.13177331 >>13177322 >MGQ monsters >good The first two probably drain you to death and the other one will slave you out. Plus she looks like she's covered in ticks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:34:53 No.13177333 >>13177302 Why doesn't Paradox have anything between horrifying and cosplay tier?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:35:33 No.13177335
File: 260 KB, 640x480, 1426280969755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

My favorite design so far (attached image instead).

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282144103.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png Onahole girl!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281121889.png

>>13177322
I know how you feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:35:36 No.13177337 >>13177329 Now you're just being a baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:36:11 No.13177342 >>13177333 Like what? Lamias?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:36:16 No.13177343 >>13177307 She's just barely big enough to be my big spoon. Will she perform feats of strength to try to impress me? Will she hammer toss any other girl that tries to win my affections?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:37:00 No.13177348 >>13177337 >baby Oh yeah, excuse me for not wanting to play shitty games.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:37:49 No.13177351 >>13177342 Like most things in the original games not by Setouchi or Delphinus Paradox seems to only have abominations and humans with monster ears and tails

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:38:11 No.13177354 >>13177335 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png Does it have over 20 lbs. of pussy and ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:38:17 No.13177356 >>13177348 You haven't played it. How do you know it's shitty besides preconceived notions?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:38:37 No.13177359 >>13177335 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:39:20 No.13177362 >>13177335 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281121889.png These actually look okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:39:59 No.13177365 >>13177234 Why does this idiot have belt tied around his ankles? This nigga would sooner trip over his feet than fight decently.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:40:04 No.13177366 >>13177359 >Oh yeah. Creepy. I like it

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:40:47 No.13177369

>>13177356
MGQ has three games, all of them are garbage with horrible characters and a fucking cringe worthy story.

In this day and age full of lies and false promises, no way am I playing this shit.

It'll be like forcing myself to like Monster Hunter all over again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:41:06 No.13177372 >>13177365 Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:41:25 No.13177373 >>13177365 Would laugh hysterically if that actually happened in the game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:41:29 No.13177374 >>13177365 needs to contain the edge

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:41:54 No.13177377 >>13177335 Is that last one a motherfucking Ryu?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:42:07 No.13177380 >>13177362 Fingers look like bongs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:42:13 No.13177381 >>13177366 Not creepy at all for me. Just hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:43:06 No.13177383 >>13177365 Because he just really wants to look cool for his dad. If he turns out to be a daddy's boy I'll laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:43:22 No.13177386 >>13177377 She's Alice the 6th

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:44:23 No.13177388 >>13177335 >Crow Tengu Puppet Huh. Wonder how the two Crow Tengu guys feel about that. I'd buy one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:45:12 No.13177391 >>13177386 That makes no sense.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:45:59 No.13177396
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>>13177234
>Overly-torn mage robes
>Black and red color scheme
>Chainz4days
>Stupid-ass lookin scythe
>Popped collar
>That stupid belt

Well, you know...
At least I don't HAVE to play as him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:46:21 No.13177397 >>13177391 that anon speaks the truth

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:47:01 No.13177400 >>13177397 It's true that she's Alice the 6th?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:47:13 No.13177401 >>13177335 >https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png >Tips vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:48:03 No.13177404 File: 460 KB, 640x480, 1426282540892.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tsunderes not enough for you? Have a fucking yandere girl in this game then.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:48:12 No.13177407 >>13177396 Fresh OC pertinent to this carachter courtesy of the /v/ drawthreads is on its way.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:48:30 No.13177409 >>13177322 If MGQ:P put in KC's Apophis, I would play this game solely for the purpose of fighting, getting raped by, and then recruiting her to my team, in that order.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:49:08 No.13177411 >>13177400 yeah i checked somefile after i downloaded it, also the 9th & 11/12th alice are... well i'll just say i dont want

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:49:38 No.13177413 >>13177404 Oh yay. More generic character types!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:49:40 No.13177414 File: 82 KB, 917x900, 1311377503290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177103 Absolutely incredible. On an aside, what would playing SS13 with MGs be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:49:45 No.13177415 >>13177404 She's some kind of Frankenstein's monster or just undead?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:50:08 No.13177417 >>13177411 What do they look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:51:26 No.13177426 File: 371 KB, 640x480, 1426283486478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177417 I warned yall, also Spoiler?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:51:46 No.13177427 File: 158 KB, 640x221, 1426283379873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok, last one I think. Ilias gives you a footjob in the game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:52:08 No.13177428 >>13177407 character*

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:52:28 No.13177429 File: 352 KB, 640x480, 1426283548482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177426 11/12th

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:52:38 No.13177431 >>13177426 Holy hell. Do not want.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:53:05 No.13177432 >>13177429 Well...There's always OUR Alice, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:53:10 No.13177433 >>13177427 >Ilias is one of the better things to look forward to Everything is orge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:54:23 No.13177436 >>13177302 Is it me, or does the first one looks like it's been redrawn into this: >>13177203

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:54:39 No.13177437 File: 34 KB, 298x279, Why tho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177429 >Conjoined clown demon girls I shouldn't have this boner, but here it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:55:09 No.13177439 >>13177436 They're the same character.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:55:43 No.13177442 >>13177436 no, the first one is actually the the daughter, i looked at the files

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:55:48 No.13177443 What if MGQ had been made by KC instead of TT?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:56:43 No.13177447 >>13177443 Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:57:00 No.13177452 >>13177443 Still shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:57:19 No.13177453 >>13177443 The H-scenes wouldn't look like ass then.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:57:21 No.13177454 >>13177443 Art is a thousand times better. No vore/death endings, just you getting husbandoed. Luka has no personality instead of a bitch personality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:57:41 No.13177456 >>13177443 Then that's just MGE, innit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:58:17 No.13177457 >>13177443 He has plans for his own game, which will deviate from MGE canon in some ways. Don't expect to see it for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:58:26 No.13177458 >>13177456 You act like that's a bad thing. Plansect becomes infinitely better because its not goddamn plansect

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 17:59:26 No.13177461 >>13177313 https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426283882718.png

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:00:49 No.13177465 >>13177461 That...really isn't that good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:00:56 No.13177467 >MGQ:P is out >everything leads to it sucking >EMG anime announced >designs look off, seems to be shit no hope

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:01:19 No.13177468 >>13177461 She looks nice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:02:08 No.13177470 >>13177427 God, this "laughing-on-the-back-of-your-hand-OHOHOHO" shit pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:02:56 No.13177474 >>13177467 It's okay anon, there is still Dumpire and OPM anime coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:02:58 No.13177475 >>13177461 Looks like the artist that does Ane Log

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:03:33 No.13177478 https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426283741254.png A vanilla scene in MGQ???????? >>13177470 Shitty cliche fitting for a game about the ultimate beta.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:04:46 No.13177481 >>13177478 That oni is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:05:45 No.13177484 >>13177467 >>>/a/ >>>/v/ >>>/Anywherebuthere/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:08:12 No.13177489 >>13177484 >if you don't like something I like you're not welcome! Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:08:18 No.13177490 At least MGQ has P'orcs now. With heart pupils, no less.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:08:27 No.13177491 We get it. MGQ:P is out. Stop spamming /vg/ images here. If we wanted to see it we'd go to that thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:09:18 No.13177494 http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426284282971.png MGE-MGQ crossover?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:09:32 No.13177496 >>13177491 But anon, it's technically new thread relevant content. Horaffying content, some of it, but new content nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:10:24 No.13177498 >>13177491 It's kind of funny that the /jp/ thread is so shit it's bottom-feeding /vg/ hotlinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:11:10 No.13177501 >>13177494 She was in the first game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:11:44 No.13177503 >>13177501 That's a different crab girl This one looks basically identical to MGE's

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:11:53 No.13177504 >>13177489 Don't be an asshole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAaertdaQk

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:12:05 No.13177506 >>13177491 They're linking shit and aren't using up images. Plus, if you don't want to see them, you don't have to click the links. What possible reason could you have for complaining except to complain?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:13:44 No.13177510 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:18:49 No.13177526 >>13177484 What kind of retarded logic is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:21:58 No.13177538 >>13177526 MGQ IS a game and dumpier is manga. Guy probably prefers MGE stuff. As it should be.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:22:51 No.13177541 >>13177526 Welcome to /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:34:18 No.13177569 >>13176449 I haven't so much forgotten about her as I choose to not acknowledge her existence given who the one "writefaggot" who actually did stuff with her is

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:35:00 No.13177571 >>13177496 This. The other threads are stuck talking about just manga or just games. Here we have the latitude of all monstergirl media.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:35:44 No.13177574
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>>13052947
Maid type: Leanan Sidhe
Name: Rosa
Personality: Energetic and joyful
Statement: Ooh, draw another one without the hat Master!
Notes: Master can expect a sharp increase in his artistic abilities.

Rosa approached MGC Maid Central two years ago with the wish to become a maid, stating that she thought that wearing a maid uniform would be fun. She in addition “helped” designing new variants of maid attire. Namely by altering and replacing uniforms from other maids in training. Several of these designs were deemed suitable and added to the approved uniform list. Rosa received a shortened maid training due to the lack of food MGC Maid Central could provide Rosa.

Rosa as a fairy naturally has a small build without either much fat or muscle and has a human form that is comparable to the size of a small child. She is always seen wearing her red beret alongside her favorite red dress-like maid uniform. Both her dress and beret seem to have various runes drawn on them, their meaning or effect unknown. Rosa her exact age is unknown, but our background department suspects that she can’t be very old after having interviewed her and is currently attempting to find the location where she was either birthed or formed by nature.

As a maid Rosa has an under-average performance, not being capable of performing her tasks as quickly as other maids due to her small size. Rosa will change to her human form to increase her productivity somewhat, however a Master that owns a large residence might notice that Rosa is not capable of handling her duties without help.

(Profile continued in next reply)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:36:23 No.13177579 >>13177571 Finally, someone with some functioning brain cells.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:36:29 No.13177582 >>13177569 She was like flavor of one half a thread anyway. Not worth caring about.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:36:45 No.13177583

>>13177574
(Profile continued)

It is also to be noted that Rosa is easily distracted, often when smelling paint or seeing someone work on some form of art. Being strict will normally cause her to return to her duties, with the exception if it is her Master working on art. In such a case a Master is recommended to either alter his schedule or be prepared to aid Rosa in her duties later. It is worth noting however that productivity and the quality of the produced art is known to skyrocket when the artist is being watched and cheered on by Rosa.

Rosa enjoys being near her Master and as such will spend any time not performing duties together with her Master. Rosa due to her maid type has a natural affinity for all forms of art. She specifically enjoys drawing, painting and watching others work on pieces of art. A Master can expect Rosa to try and encourage him to work and produce various forms of art and seems to enjoy “snacking” on fresh art produced by her Master. Rosa will otherwise enjoy playing various games with her Master, but will sometimes be content with simply relaxing on her Masters shoulder.

MGC Maid Central recommends Rosa for the more artistic Master who enjoys a fairy as maid and does not mind occasionally having to help his maid with her duties.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:46:08 No.13177608 >>13177307 >"Don't worry Anon! I'll protect you from this Girtablilu! YOSH!" >http://i.imgur.com/aKTSIAb.gif >"OSU!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:49:24 No.13177612 >>13177574 >>13177583 >Master can expect a sharp increase in his artistic abilities. Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:49:24 No.13177613 >>13177608 Don't forget about Hornets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbOyBrdp3sU

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:51:06 No.13177618 >>13177608 >Beetle keeps wrestling Girtablilu >Still gets stung to high hell >Gets extremely sick >Dies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:51:28 No.13177620 >>13177613 Holy shit. It did not fuck around.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:52:13 No.13177622 >>13177613 >>13177608 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcteZjj_QA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:52:27 No.13177623 >>13177608 >/fit/ Stag Beetle monstergirl who fucking powerbombs any other monstergirl who tries to seduce you. Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:53:06 No.13177625 >>13177289 >Luka's half-angel >Alice is a monster >Nero is half-angel half-monster Literally Donte.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:53:10 No.13177626 >>13177620 How stronk would a beetle girl be?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:54:50 No.13177629 >>13177618 Girta venom would probably paralyze her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:55:08 No.13177630 >>13177626 Obscenely stronk. She's gotta be strong enough to beat any rivals for your affection in a fight after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:56:32 No.13177633 >>13177625 Wouldn't he actually be 1/4 human, 1/4 angel, 1/2 monster?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:56:51 No.13177636 >>13177629 Unless that Girty had a fat tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:56:53 No.13177637 >>13177626 They can perform suplex's anon. They'd be very stronk.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:57:25 No.13177640 File: 109 KB, 791x720, 1412379986820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a flamboyant, Spanish Toucan harpy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:57:39 No.13177641 >>13177633 That's more accurate. He's the Tiger Woods of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:57:59 No.13177643 >>13177625 Man, fuck Paradox.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:58:53 No.13177646 >>13177626 She's strong enough to beat up all those mean girls that want to hurt you, but gentle enough to hold you tight.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:59:29 No.13177649 >>13177640 If we had visual depictions of them, sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 18:59:38 No.13177650 >>13177640 Si.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:00:33 No.13177654 >>13177625 Luka was more of a Nephilim than Donte and Vorgin ironically.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:01:06 No.13177656

Well anons, today is the day.

Due to a shortage of available husbands, you've been assigned three MG's by the state.

Luckily for you, they've omitted Ropers, Parasite Slime's and Manatago's (To prevent an overload like the great mushroom war of 2003) and they've also omitted Cait Sith's (Mostly due to their husbands habits of making them into furniture.)

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random (Roll for three girls, remember the order you got them in)

MG1 is baby hungry.

Like REALLY baby hungry. She wants youngin's and she is ready to do what it takes to get them. Expensive fertility drugs, manticore venom, you name it, she may try and use it. Luckily she's a wealthy heiress so she can afford all the kids she plans on the two of you having. She's a little Yandere for you and gets a wee bit jealous if you spend time with the other girls. Expect her to have wide hips that just beg for you to impregnate her.

MG2 is tall, very tall. She is at least three feet taller than average for her species, not that she cares. She's a little quiet, often sneaking up on you with nary a sound or cuddling up to you without a word, putting your head in her lap so she can stroke it. She also has a bust that could rival a holst.

MG3 three is perfectly normal...

Yep, she totally isn't a superhero at night who fights for love, justice, and keeping you out of the weekly supervillans grasp. She totally isn't keeping this a secret from you so you don't worry about her/become a target and she DEFINATELY doesn't have an ass that you could bounce quarters off of. Don't expect to be kidnapped every other month.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:01:34 No.13177659 >>13177626 This stronk, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEOmgS-NQ3Q

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:02:38 No.13177661

>>13177626
If her strength scaled at a 1 to 1 weight ratio quite possibly the physically strongest anything.

Something like a dragon would be making a grave mistake for taking one on thinking "just some bug"

This is probably how they get their horns lodged into the ground while everyone sands around taking pictures with their phones.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:03:01 No.13177663 >>13177659 >"I have to be strong for my husband!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:03:22 No.13177665 >>13177656 >Werewolf >Alp >Mantis Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:03:47 No.13177668 >>13177659 >>13177637 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUaLo3RfW3Q We need a Stag Beetle girl Kinniku Bustering a Dragon so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:03:47 No.13177669 >>13177656 >Human >Cheshire >Chimera Oh great.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:04:02 No.13177671 >>13177656 >Ryu >Alp >Elf Well, could do without the alp, but two out of three ain't bad!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:04:18 No.13177672 >>13177656 >Lamia >Apophis >Succubus Well then.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:04:55 No.13177676 >>13177668 A Dragon wouldn't be hurt by it, though she would get pretty mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:05:16 No.13177679 >>13177663 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz8zVQ0XTR8 Beetle girls are great.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:05:26 No.13177680 >>13177656 >Nightmare, Kitsune-bi, Dark Matter

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:05:38 No.13177681 >>13177659 That was boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:06:10 No.13177683 >>13177656 >Sea Bishop >Doppelganger >Barometz >Those Spoilers I have no objections whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:07:02 No.13177686 >>13177656 >Baby Hungry Ryu Yes >Tall Kuudere Mantis Yes! >Superhero Doppelganger YES!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:07:21 No.13177689 >>13177656 >Impregnat the Goblin SCORE! >Huge Alruane Well, I get a very nice house if she can control plants. >Honey bee superhero Oh good, I'm living in the headquarters of the Mighty Bee. Explains where she gets her alruane nectar I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:07:36 No.13177691 >>13177669 You're doing your part to save the human race. Hope you don't have too many daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:08:20 No.13177695 >>13177633 But don't monster genes override human? Would she be 3/4 monster and 1/4 angel?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:08:43 No.13177697 >>13177656 Red Oni Yeti Lamia oh dear

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:10:00 No.13177701 >>13177656 >Hellhound >Manticore >Cheshire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:10:19 No.13177702

>>13177672
>Dandere Apophis
>Who likes to cuddle you from behind without warning
I love it.
What do you think happened to make her so emotionally detached, though?

>>13177686
>Superhero Doppelganger that could literally be anybody in the world
There's truly nothing to worry about on the identity front.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:10:27 No.13177703

>>13177656
>Sea Bishop
Oh yes. I'll make sure that I empty every last drop inside of her.
>Tentacle
I wonder who soft and cuddly her tentacles are? It would be nice to be wrapped up in them
>Mimic
Well that's......odd. Might be a pain in the ass to get kidnapped all the time, but as long as she saves me before anything bad happens, I won't mind it that much.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:11:41 No.13177707 >>13177695 Hold on now, genetics are tricky business, and discussing them when monsters are involved is a bit of a mindfuck.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:12:49 No.13177710
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>>13177701
>Baby Hungry Heiress Hellhound
>Tall, busty cuddledom Manticore
>Superhero Cheshire with a godlike ass
>The Ultimate Smug Trio
I am so fucking jealous of you right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:12:54 No.13177712 >>13177701 That song sucks. Stop linking it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:13:25 No.13177714 >>13177697 You have all the luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:13:47 No.13177715 How does your monster waifu/daughteru(s) react to finding out you've been called for deployment tour?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:13:59 No.13177716 >>13177710 No you really aren't.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:14:59 No.13177720 >>13177712 Stop having shit taste anon. It's bad for you health.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:15:06 No.13177721 >>13177716 Yes, I really am.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:15:07 No.13177723

>>13177676

>TFW be drinking with Stag Beetle waifu
>You notice the cross scar on her cheek
>She's always avoided talking about it, but she has enough alcohol in her system to let loose
>She tells you how she used to be at the top of her game in the world of professional Monster Girl wrestling
>Undefeated, arrogant, and batshit strong
>Even an Ogre had to think twice about fucking with her after their fight
>But then she tells you about her scar
>It was a Jaguar Jinko, one of those Lucha Libre types that like to rely on panache and presentation than anything
>A total Daddy's Girl, to boot, with her mountain of a papa sitting in the background, his face obscured by a Jaguar mask snarling at her
>Before your waifu knew it, she was pinned, the Jinko's skills nearly coming to beat hers
>The little upstart even tried to Mexican Surfboard your waifu
>One quick headbutt solved that problem, the Jinko ready to be served the Stag Buster, her prostate form lying still
>Your waifu blushes, telling you this is the most embarassing part
>As she was about to pop the Jinko's skull like watermelon on her strength, the girl's Papa leaped into the ring and grappled her
>No matter how much strength she tried to muster, he was stronger. It was like an ant fighting an elephant
>He somehow couldn't be beaten, his execution flawless
>The last thing she remembers is being on the receiving end of a Rolling Death Cradle, her face getting cut by his nails at one point
>She blushes harder at you
>"Ever since then, another man has never handled me so exquisitely"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:15:08 No.13177725 >>13177701 >Sound of Silence Don't act like you don't want this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:17:05 No.13177729 >>13177720 You think your pansy ass taste in music is better? It's a mediocre song that came out in the 60's. Two soft voiced gai bois singing about darkness? You're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:17:43 No.13177730 >>13177656 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random >Dark Valkerie I a very happy. >Golem 7 ft tall sub bodyguard, doesn't get any better than this. >Large Mouse Oh crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:17:44 No.13177731 >>13177656 >yandere mantis Do not want. At all. Maybe slightly. >kuudere lich I'm perfectly fine with that. >superhero living doll Just how?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:17:45 No.13177732 >>13177729 I want /mu/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:19:20 No.13177736 >>13177656 >baby hungry Nightmare Horse pussy for days. And nights. >huge Wurm How does she even sneak up on anything? >superhero Dark Matter Eradicating wickedness by Demonic Energy bombing one city block at a time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:19:24 No.13177737 >>13177656 >Zombie >Dark Valkyrie >Black Harpy I don't even know how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:20:22 No.13177740 >>13177731 >How? She removes her right hand from its socket and attaches an arm cannon in its place, becoming the Masked Lolita X.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:21:36 No.13177741 Parasite Slime, Ghost, Wererabbit one of these things is not like the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:21:43 No.13177742 >>13177740 Cobra Doll Girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:21:57 No.13177744 >>13177737 >"Baaaaaaaaaaaaabiessssssssssss"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:22:40 No.13177745 >>13177737 Give them zombies the zombie babies. Help your Black Harpy waifu to fight crime. What's not to love?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:26:37 No.13177756 >>13177656 >Wealthy Apsara with hips for days >Super Sahagin, non-washboard edition >Legendary Hero Mummy with an ass that won't quit I'm having ALL the kids with that Apsara, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:30:23 No.13177760 >>13177756 Anon you put some babies in that Mummy womb right now. Make more heroes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:34:41 No.13177776 >>13177656 >Dark slime >Parasite slime >Hornet Jesus christ. Why. I guess the last one sounds pretty fun though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:35:55 No.13177777 >>13177736 >Baby Hungry Nightmare You have my jealousy sir.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:37:05 No.13177778

>>13177656
>Yandere Baby Hungry Slime
I worry about the yandere part. I mean, I like yanderes, but a yandere Slime sounds scary, and I fear for everyone else
>Shy Tall Busty Hobgoblin
Irony. And adorable
>Superhero Nereid
Her name is Aquawoman and this is not up for debate

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:38:04 No.13177783

>>13177574
>>13177583
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to the archives. This profile and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive, which can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters and potential Masters a kiki-tastic day and welcomes any potential Masters to visit their local maid center for a brew of their choise.

five more maid profiles to go!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:38:57 No.13177788 >>13177777 Ah, a fellow connoisseur of Nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:39:10 No.13177789 >>13177783 I applaud your will to continue, and I wish to buy you a drink when it's all over

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:39:26 No.13177791 >>13177783 Is that including Quetz-chan or no? TBH I think it'd be cute if she was a Mistress who was formerly a maid for MGC

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:39:39 No.13177793 >>13177777 HORSE QUINTS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:40:15 No.13177795 >>13177656 >Chimaera >Kesaran Pasaran >Amazoness Score,

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:44:01 No.13177800 File: 235 KB, 684x510, 1418250912521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177783 >We get to apply for Mistresses soon I can't wait to get my Mistress soon! The Kitsune and Apophis were both God Tier!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:48:52 No.13177810 >>13177656 >MG1 Elf >MG2 Zombie >MG3 Harpy Funny how well it works

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:49:31 No.13177813 File: 2.22 MB, 297x229, 1382837986901.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177656 >Echidna >Anubis >Wyvern Okay, Im not complaining, but this is too much of a coincidence What's going on here?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:52:37 No.13177819 >>13177813 >Baby Crazy Echidna >Tall and Busty Anubis >Heroic Wyvern That is strangely perfect. I'm jealous of the Anubis. Wanna be cuddled by a big girl Anubian.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:53:08 No.13177822 Has panty quest anon posted in a while? Last profile I remember him doing was Familiar.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:53:26 No.13177823
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>>13177237
>>13176479

while (recapanon==kill)
{
cout<<"TheGreensrecap"<<endl;
}

People wrote..
Greygaurd update
MG mai-wait no butlers
The Nekomancer, the hero we want, but not who we need
Apophis getting what was coming to her
going to church with a... succubus
please spay you awoos to keep them from raping the janitor
Well, we didn’t write it but 12beast got updated
Nyanon intensifies
YBA is not kill
Orrin is cold
Priapus, the magical futa god
Removing kebab with edna
Random paladin defeats us
The HB holocaust begins

We fought about..
OP being dumb
tha sarth weel rase ageen! Jess you weight, yank!
something about fedoras
Anon tries to motivate us
Alp. No, not the species
Girls
The IRC and ELH and so on-we’ve done this dance before

We talked about..
White dragons being best, but totally not because of race reasons
Purple still being best
our waifus being disappointed in us
waifus of the writers
mute wurms
fucking traitor kun, man
why dogs make the best daughterus
I guess we get to go back to /a/
Blimey /monster/ is shit
Would your family accept a girl that lives off cum as your wife?
Giving mythical gods of fire and death loli cookies. Someone should do set next
armpit fur
Welcome to the MGC graveyard, please enjoy your stay
Stockholm syndrome
>fruitlessly furious, facilitating faggots foisting fictional feline phallus for fannyflustered fools
I CAME.
How poplar is your waifu?
Bacically anything about a jabberwock
hugs
MG economics

People drew..
A kikimora cooking show
someone drew spidercow
Sentinel colorizes a spider
My umbrella is grumpy
Stuff, but ignored the requests thread
color edits!
that’s totally not a succubus. Totally not

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:55:17 No.13177825 >>13177656 I got Werecat for number 1. The other stuff doesn't even matter, I'm beyond satisfied. A superhero Hobgoblin sounds amusing, though.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:55:45 No.13177826
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>>13177791
She will receive her profile seperate, but I like your idea. I'm not sure how i'll put it to work yet, but i'll think of something.

>>13177789
I truly appreciate your praise, it's incredibly motivating

>>13177800
I'll take a break first though, so no forms to fill out yet.

I will however make serveral more Mistress profiles during that time, Taya's neighbours being two of them. That will also create a nice setting to work with in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:57:10 No.13177831 >>13177826 good job not pissing anybody off yet. I writefag occasionally and haven't managed to do the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:58:04 No.13177836 >>13177823 C++-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:59:05 No.13177837 >>13177823 Priapus is not a futa you retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 19:59:54 No.13177842 >>13177836 did I actually write it correctly? It's been months[/spoiler[ >>13177837 I guess you didn't see the entirety of the text.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:00:58 No.13177846 >>13177842 >[/spoiler[ Wow. I am an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:01:19 No.13177848 >>13177842 >did I actually write it correctly? It'll do. It's not like I'm gonna be anal about it here.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:03:51 No.13177855

>>13177842
>>13177842
Priapus is male and blesses men with dinosaur boners to fuck minsters with, and divine protection, so they don't fall to DE.

Or female, yet does the same, who cares, but he or she s not a futa, stop including trolls in your recaps.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:05:34 No.13177860

>>13177848
ayyy, I don't have Alzheimer's. Wonderful news!
>>13177855
Dude, again, apparently you didn't read the entire story, because a number of people made her out to have a magical horsecock, and specifically used the word "futa" multiple times. Stop being the little boy who cried wolf.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:08:03 No.13177863 >>13177860 Are you stupid enough to take that seriously? Next you'll tell me people love cait sith? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:08:17 No.13177865 >>13177656 Dark angel baby factory >They're sex crazed from the start so not much change Succubus cuddle buddy >Cuddles are nice Sandworm super hero >Dear god the collateral damage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:09:11 No.13177869 >>13177863 >Seriously I don't even know how to respond to this. The whole text was a joke. Are you one of those fellows who screams "bait/furry/troll" at anything you disagree with? You should be the one to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:09:20 No.13177870 File: 277 KB, 1280x960, 1426050134882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which flavor of fox would you most? Classic? Celtic? Aryan? Or Realistic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:10:51 No.13177871 >>13177870 Realistic chocolate all day all night

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:11:02 No.13177872 >>13177870 bottom right.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:11:54 No.13177876 >>13177869 Threadcanon has come from sillier things. That it could be used in the future is not at all unthinkable. And if you approve of futa here, YOU'RE the one who needs to fuck off you third rate knockoff.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:12:49 No.13177882 >>13177870 Celtic. Something about the Irish lass stirs the heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:13:05 No.13177884 >>13177876 I don't know what you've got up your ass but apparently It's enough to have to acting like a child. This isn't worth my time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:13:08 No.13177885 >>13177870 I'm going with Cletic

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:13:33 No.13177889 File: 284 KB, 1000x1000, 1420481075829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177870 I go for a more exotic flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:13:55 No.13177890 >>13177870 I'm gonna go with realistic, dat delicious brown and matching black.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:15:22 No.13177892 >>13177889 The irony of this image never fails to make me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:16:02 No.13177893 >>13177892 whyssat

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:16:06 No.13177894 >>13177884 You're supposed to PRETEND to be retarded, use your judgment next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:20:16 No.13177914 >>13177889 >>13177892 >>13177893 >2010+5 >Being an E FGT FGJ

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:21:33 No.13177918 >>13177914 ...what?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:22:16 No.13177920

>>13177893
>Plains monstergirl/coyote
>Dressed like a plains indian
>Somehow supposed to be from Georgia
>From the most educated tribe historically with the highest proportion of English speakers
>Uses a written language invented by an English Indian to convey not speaking English

Layers upon layers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:23:59 No.13177927 >>13177920 Deeper than a succusluts vag.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:24:06 No.13177929 >>13177894 Dude, stop with the flames >>13177920 I assume you're that same guy who made fun of this image several threads back? I know nothing about native american anything.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:24:25 No.13177930

>>13177889
>You will never live in a fledgling colonial Human settlement next to a tribe of nature-loving Coyote Girls.
>You and other men will never mingle with the strange Coyote woman and father little Coyote daughterus.
>The two groups will never merge overtime and found Coyote City.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:27:01 No.13177939 >>13177930 >>13177920 >>13177889 I wonder what that universes equivalent of skinwalkers would be. And no familiars don't count.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:28:15 No.13177943

>>13177929
>Native American
Still called the Bureau of Indian Affairs bro. I don't think I've ever seen anyone take exception to it except crappy western reservations and self-important 1/8 bloods looking for a cause.

But anyone growing up around old Indian Territory who went to school with people from a bunch of tribes would know some history. Hound is from that area too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:29:07 No.13177947 File: 280 KB, 750x750, 1404712890371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:30:17 No.13177951

>>13177871
>>13177872
>>13177882
>>13177885
>>13177889
>>13177890
3 for realistic, 2 for celtic, 1 for other. Gotta say I was not expecting those results. Personally I like celtic the most but I was not expecting realistic to get as much love as she did.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:30:19 No.13177952 >>13177943 >Hound is from that area too. well here's the thing- my ass ain't. Not is most of the people here. American Indian history for me stopped after the civil war.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:31:39 No.13177956 >>13177951 Top right is pretty good too. It's the art style really- it's so cartoony. I can't judge someone as attractive when they're represented in what is almost Garfield-tier art.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:31:47 No.13177957 >>13177951 >Thinking classic chocolate doesn't win every time Don't know how you made that mistake really.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:34:19 No.13177967 >>13177952 But anon. All the stuff I referenced was between 1750 and 1840

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:34:38 No.13177969 >>13177957 Original is chocolate too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:36:16 No.13177975 >>13177969 No. She's got blue eyes and blonde hair. She's more like some natural ganguro. Black hair always looks better with dark skin anyway imo. I get really tires of the nips always making them white, pink and blonde

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:37:35 No.13177979 >>13177967 Well that's just extra proof for you. I don't know anything at all except maybe 3 great ethnic cleansing examples. Why don't you educate us by creating a few MGs based on various tribes?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:38:33 No.13177981 >>13177975 Brown with white hair has some appeal too, but I agree on those other two colors being terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:38:51 No.13177983 >>13177656 >Werecat >Cheshire >Dark Slime No problems here but, a smugless cheshire is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:40:34 No.13177988 What if MGE in a film noir setting?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:41:12 No.13177991 >>13177983 Dark slime is not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:41:38 No.13177992 >>13176944 im still going to buy it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:42:40 No.13177998 >>13177988 Like a mouse girl in a spinning wheel, it would go nowhere. Like when browsing for things on DA, you would have to prepare for the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:43:46 No.13178001 >>13177988 You'd get the game Narrate from Whose Line. Only there is no camera so when the MGs step away to talk in great detail about how they're going to rape someone he's just right there, listening.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:45:53 No.13178009 >>13177979 Okay. I can do a few >The Chocktaw Gatorgirls >Stocky, strong-featured, and just plain strong! >Successful traders and fisherman, with a huge spread >Home in the giant swamps but can make it anywhere as they're very hardy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:46:27 No.13178015 >>13177979 Is good idea. >>13177967 >>13177943 You should totally Make custom MGs for different tribes. Hell I'd do it if you gave backstory.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:47:01 No.13178020 >>13178009 *Choctaw Can't believe I missed that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:48:10 No.13178026 >>13178020 >>13178009 Mooar backstory. Hell, I'd be willing to write some stuff for you if you'd link me to some informational pages. MGE's girls suck anyway, with their cat dicks and MAMAMONO MANA, let's make our own

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:49:56 No.13178035 >>13178026 >with their cat dicks That was courtesy of Bob and .Less you dillhole. Ot isn't a part of the setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:50:28 No.13178037 >>13178035 It's a joke dude

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:50:31 No.13178038 File: 6 KB, 211x239, glasshim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Thanks to the anime, normies, Tumblr fuckwits, shitposters will swarm all over this like ants I feared this might happen

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:50:52 No.13178039 >>13178026 >with their cat dicks What.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:51:34 No.13178042 >>13178039 It's a joke about the cat sith.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:51:43 No.13178043 I like to think this is a fairly accurate depiction of what would happen if one turned into an Alp. http://exhentai.org/g/795477/49396e10bc/

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:02 No.13178050

>>13178026

The Choctaw were all through the Atchafalaya, but most got shipped up to Oklahoma. What I said about stocky and stuff is true. My buddy Windel-Allan used to say "Let someone with Flintstones genes show you how it's done." Caveman strength. They were also famous for their use of sassafras and introducing it to Europeans.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:05 No.13178051 >>13178038 >implying they will not be too busy shitposting at /a/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:09 No.13178052 >>13178038 If anything, your post makes me believe you're a crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:32 No.13178053 >>13178043 >http://exhentai.org/g/795477/49396e10bc/ Eh, I've seen it before.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:39 No.13178054
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>>13178026
>Let's make our own

You know who you remind me of?

Those nerdlords who made their own on that MGunlimited or whatever KC shutdown.

Things that make you just seize up for a moment when thinking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:53:44 No.13178056 >>13178038 Too late for that.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:57:25 No.13178066

>>13178054
No u lil shit I'm talking along the lines of Valerie, junko or manny, you know, good threadcanon.
>>13178050
They tall? The way you describe them makes me think some sort of amazon warrior, except in the middle of Oklahoma. Is that where they're originally from or is that where they've been forced to live?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 20:59:50 No.13178074 >>13178066 >is that where they're originally from Not that guy but. Nobody is originally from there because the Indians were smart enough not to live in that hellhole.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:00:43 No.13178077 File: 56 KB, 251x251, 1409371156546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178038 Don't worry dude, posting standards are too low for anyone to come here, they'll go to /a/ instead

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:01:28 No.13178082 >>13178074 Oh come on, oaklahoma isn't that bad. I think.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:01:43 No.13178083

>>13178009
>Comanche Hellhounds
>The most numerous, warlike and brutal of the southern plains monstergirls.
>Scalping, raping, husband stealing
>Hated enough that almost all surrounding smaller monstergirl tribes have tacit agreements and coalitions against them
>All lithe and fit
>Love to celebrate and party
>Very quick to adapt to changing situations as well
>When faced with overwhelming force, they'll quickly begin talking about trade and romance

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:02:06 No.13178084 >>13178077 Feel free to stop posting reaction images and samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:02:17 No.13178086 >>13178054 Protip: If you make ANYTHING without any license/permission, wait until you've distributed to tell everybody about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:03:07 No.13178088 >>13178082 You've never been there. My family has lived there and in the states around for at least a few hundred years and I can tell you I'm glad I live in Texas now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:03:14 No.13178090 >>13178038 >>13178077 We don't abide greentexting and reaction faces here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:04:35 No.13178092 >>13178090 You seem to be lost friend. >>>/a/ We got exiled here BECAUSE we greentext and post reaction faces.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:05:25 No.13178096

>>13178074
>This is what everyone reading Cortez's accounts of the Great American Desert really believed

But the biggest numbers of Indians in Oklahoma are the natives. Tons of tribes are from there. They were also the biggest, meanest and hardest to kill. So you dumped off all the rest of the easier to move ones out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:06:01 No.13178099 >>13178092 It's so obvious you're new to /jp/ it hurts. At least don't try to pretend to fit in so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:07:44 No.13178102 >>13178066 They're more like Neanderthals, short and strong as fuck, thus all the caveman jokes. And the Atchefalaya is the giant swamp system that takes up all of South Louisiana. That's where they're from. Also that's why gatorsgirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:07:56 No.13178104 >>13178092 I thought it was because they were assholes who had the mod in their back pockets.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:08:05 No.13178105

>>13178009
So let's start with number one...
So we have a girl, reptilian in nature (why crocodile?)
who is /fit/, somewhat short(?), with tanned skin, lives in communities, preferable on lakes, rivers or other bodies of water, not particularly violent.

>>13178083
comming next

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:09:05 No.13178107 >>13178088 Nah man. The land is great. In fact, the old saying goes "Oklahoma would be the greatest place on earth, if it wasn't for the Oklahomans."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:09:06 No.13178108 >>13178096 I know, but seriously fuck Oklahoma. captcha: wwwwc The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:09:21 No.13178111 >>13178102 >>13178105 Okay okay, that's good. Short, scaled, long tails. How bout marriage or customs? How would a waifu educate her daughteru on how to get a husbando?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:10:04 No.13178114 >>13178092 there's a difference between a greentext story and greentexting reaction pictures and any other sort of junk content is heavily disliked here, too I wish /v/ and /a/ kiddies could behave here

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:10:14 No.13178115 >>13178107 And the weather that tries to kill you in different ways each week.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:10:40 No.13178117 >>13178084 >>13178090 >posting reaction images We've been over this, as long as we delete them who cares >don't greentext A quarter of these threads are but greentext, don't give me that shit, i wasn't even greentexting anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:12:49 No.13178120 File: 291 KB, 1000x1000, cammy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tongue pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:13:14 No.13178121 File: 201 KB, 1920x1200, sanicc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So will MGQ paradox have a plantsect village moment? I mean, that part traumatized me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:14:35 No.13178123 >>13178038 >>13178077 >>13178117 >>13178121 I want /v/ to take their shitty memes and unrelated pictures back.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:15:11 No.13178125 >>13178111 They're very big on trading and marrying into other cultures. That's how you wound up with so many Indian Creole in Louisiana. That's also why the ones in Oklahoma look more like pure Choctaw than the few left in the swamps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:16:44 No.13178129 File: 106 KB, 790x444, vampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13176546 Why are vampires really into some kinky stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:16:56 No.13178130 >>13178009 >>13178105 >>13178125 WE'RE GETTING CLOSER But we still need a better name than just "Chocktaw gatorgirls." If you know any of their language, that would come in handy right about now.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:17:27 No.13178132

>>13178115

Meh, after you live through twenty tornadoes and hailstones the size of baseballs growing up, you just kind of take that as normal. And elsewhere it's hurricanes or earthquakes or volcanoes or something else.

It is funny when you see some Discovery storm chaser show and they make Oklahoma seem like the end of the earth though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:17:33 No.13178134 >>13178120 Would she puff up proportionally to how much she's bullied?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:18:05 No.13178138 >>13178129 Having to get someone to put up or enjoy your blood drinking tends to lead to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:18:11 No.13178139 >>13178120 Horse cock tongue*.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:21:48 No.13178144 >>13178120 I wanna bully her about how she can see 360 degrees around her!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:21:55 No.13178145 >>13178129 Biting a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:24:28 No.13178153 >>13178139 Do not bully the Chameleon Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:25:41 No.13178155 >>13178153 But then how will I get delicious dark, stacked, timid chameleon girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:26:27 No.13178159 >>13178153 But i need to see her sub mode as much as i can.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:28:31 No.13178162 File: 108 KB, 1119x813, 134574357682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178120 >Dating a tongue girl. I want to as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:32:11 No.13178175 >>13178130 Hachunchuba is the anglecized noun for gator. You could shorten it to Hachu or Hachun or Hachuba They also made armor out of gators back when. The name for that is Tilikpi. So that's an option. It also means hairless.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:34:29 No.13178184 File: 110 KB, 1200x1716, frog girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178162 >>13178120 My niggas i wish this guy did more of the frog girl

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:35:35 No.13178189 >>13178175 Hachu is fine. Besides, "Hachu-chan" Sounds cute. Is it pronounced "Ha-chu"?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:35:52 No.13178191 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day at School! Your Monster Girl waifu is a stay at home waifu so that means you need to take your daughteru to you work. How does it go

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:36:41 No.13178192 >>13178191 nigga i'm in college

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:37:15 No.13178195 >>13178189 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:38:14 No.13178199 >>13178189 Gasuntiet

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:39:49 No.13178201 >>13178192 Then why did you even answer?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:40:05 No.13178202 >>13178120 If only another writefaggot would do stuff for her. I got a bad taste in my mouth from that last guy. >TFW no Blueberry Succubutt story of her honeymoon in the dark >For the sake of procreation >In the missionary

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:44:48 No.13178206 >>13178191 Implying I'd take my daughteru among shitty teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:45:48 No.13178207 >>13178201 Because nobody on /jp/ has a job.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:51:04 No.13178218 >>13177656 >Baby Hungry Mantis Okay with with >Busty, Extremely Tall, Kuudere lamia. Just take all of my yes.This is perfect. >Superhero Chimaera No complaints

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:51:25 No.13178220 >>13178184 Frogs are nice http://imgur.com/9PGDghD,w66sNWo

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:51:52 No.13178222 >>13178207 I have a job managing retail inventories for various franchises and even some college bookstores. So I guess I proved you wrong.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:52:17 No.13178224

>>13178195
Great job my nigga. Few things to clarify though

Their habitat (formerly swamps and the bayou, now the plains of oaklahoma)

their diet (they're gatorgirls, so some type of fish-thing?)

and their disposition (they're community based, so I guess social, and maybe friendly)

and a bit more on marriage stuff. Native american traditions of all types differ rather drastically than that of modern murrican stuff, so I want to make sure I get this right

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:52:24 No.13178225 >>13178222 No, you really didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:54:13 No.13178228 >>13178222 >Not being a NEET wow check out this loser guys

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:54:18 No.13178229 >>13178191 She takes a nap while sleepwalking and following me around, and I get complimented on my cute little girl by customers. As long as I keep her in my sight, everything is peachy.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:55:58 No.13178234

>>13178228

Nah man I totally enjoy interacting with ballchinian, curry smelling Indian/Bangladeshi/Pakistani/Whatever the fuck kind of Asia Minor peoples that pocket the northern Virginia wasteland in 7-11s when i'm not doing inventories for University bookstores or something that's more, I dunno, enjoyable.

Like doing an inventory for a PetCo where they legitimately had a rabbit about the size of the one from Caer Banorg.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:57:11 No.13178235 File: 314 KB, 675x1000, 1418547000889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178220 >>13178184 frogs are really nice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 21:59:39 No.13178245 File: 198 KB, 800x600, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178207 I wish I had no job sometimes >>13178191 probably mangled in some machinery, or at least missing some digits because some knob took guarding off the conveyors again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:02:20 No.13178249 File: 36 KB, 409x418, 1423321986856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178235 Tsuyu's design is very appealing, although I have yet to pick up the series she's from.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:02:50 No.13178250 >>13178191 But my waifu and I have the same profession.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:04:05 No.13178253 >>13178191 What if I can't work because my wife won't let me? And because she makes enough money that I don't need to?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:04:17 No.13178255

>>13178224
A lot of the old stuff you hear about the Indian legends and practices around New Orleans and Baton Rouge are old Choctaw stuff. Baton Rouge (red stick) came from that name, and the practice of having a kind of holy stake in the ground that proclaimed the land protected.

But they were actually best known for not having a bunch of super religious stuff and just being peaceful and laid back. Still kind of continues that way really, unless you get someone really riled up.

It's a very live and let live kind of culture. They were mostly just so successful due to being a huge group of agrarians that got along really well and loved to trade. So when somebody tried to start shit with them, they had huge numbers to back them up. They rarely even went to war, and were known to play games with other tribes to settle disputes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:04:18 No.13178256 File: 804 KB, 408x512, 1419086044636.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178235 >>13178249 >TFW frog girl receptive to you shooting your milt all over her roe

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:04:56 No.13178259 File: 293 KB, 700x933, 1418553650827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178249 >>13178256 >you will never wake up and see this

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:05:31 No.13178261 >>13178191 I'd be a telecommuter. But to keep with the mood we get up early and have her get dressed in work-casual attire. She sits next to me and pretends to do work on her laptop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:09:27 No.13178267 english translation for mgqp part 1 when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:09:49 No.13178268 File: 433 KB, 640x480, 1143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel like one of the few who want to play Paradox now. The designs are pretty good, and it's not like I've played these for the porn, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:10:44 No.13178272 >>13178268 >Designs >Good My sides.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:12:18 No.13178275 >>13178268 you're gonna have to wait a long time for those translations to come out >>13178272 crossie leave now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:13:08 No.13178278 >>13178268 ill wait about a year or two for translations

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:13:58 No.13178280 >>13178272 Eh, it's kinda a mix some are good and some are absolute shit. You can't blame him for liking the better ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:14:14 No.13178281 >>13178268 well crap im avoiding the vg thread specifically not be spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:15:14 No.13178284 File: 43 KB, 607x768, 1402180729437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178268 At least the lewd H-scenes look nice, although they come across as clusterfucked surrealist paintings.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:16:01 No.13178286 >>13178284 I liked them because those were... different, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:16:38 No.13178287 >>13178284 My only tidbit of optimism is that the 20 girls that were posted are among some 250 more unknown, hopefully more beautiful-looking ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:18:18 No.13178289 File: 92 KB, 950x640, ILOVEICECREAM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thread needs more crazy ice cream eating

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:22:39 No.13178296 File: 266 KB, 640x480, 0411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monsters are these supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:26:21 No.13178302 >>13178224 Writing it right now. I'll get back to you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:27:33 No.13178304 File: 150 KB, 640x480, 1027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178268 >>13178280 They finally decided to add actual fucking onis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:27:34 No.13178305 >>13178296 The one on the right looks like a Jiang Shi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:29:07 No.13178310 >>13178289 What is this from? Or is it just a standalone image? >>13178296 Maybe the bird girl is a Crow Tengu or a Yatagarasu? It depends on if she has three legs or not. As for the girl with the box, probably some kind of Yokai.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:30:01 No.13178314 >>13178304 Recruited.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:30:18 No.13178315 >>13178304 >Those muscles My fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:30:53 No.13178317 File: 819 KB, 459x825, that is not okay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this is tagged as furry

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:32:06 No.13178318 >>13177656 >baby hungry cheshire FUCK >tall busty dragon This could not have gone better >thunderbird superhero Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:32:56 No.13178320 File: 494 KB, 640x473, Loli May Fly- Repeengeance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178286 >>13178287 I hope pic-related is up to par.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:34:41 No.13178324 File: 886 KB, 2592x1944, MY SIDES HAVE TRANSCENDED THIS MORTAL PLANE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178320 Are those eyes actually on the CG? Because if they are my sides just went orbital. "Wha- What the fuck do I do with this?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:36:44 No.13178328 >>13178304 How tall is she? I want her to be tall enough for me to bury my head in her breasts while grinding my dick on those abs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:37:45 No.13178332 >>13178317 That's really awkwardly drawn.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:38:11 No.13178334 File: 50 KB, 519x389, my thighs and ass cheeks are bigger than my head-cubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178304 I can't wait to make a harem of big girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:39:59 No.13178338 >>13178332 You really think so? Perhaps my crop is robbing the drawing of its quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:41:32 No.13178342 >>13178259 >kerokerokerokerokerokerokerokerokero

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:41:34 No.13178343 File: 442 KB, 640x480, 2770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think people were trying too hard to only focus on the bad parts. God please, make the plot not suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:41:35 No.13178344 >>13178324 Them eyes are real.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:41:57 No.13178348 >>13178334 The way things are developing, MGQ:P is seeming less like an RPG and more like "Monstergirl Harem Simulator 2015".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:42:36 No.13178349 >>13178348 THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:43:42 No.13178351 >>13178343 I think you're the plot at a higher standard than you should.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:44:00 No.13178352 >>13178348 Doesn't help that it feels like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:44:13 No.13178355 >>13178324 Yup those are the real eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:46:38 No.13178361 File: 372 KB, 640x480, 1079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178314 >>13178315 >>13178328 I'm trying to find more pictures of her but I can't find any. ;_; You can recruit a loli oni, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:46:50 No.13178363 >>13178324 They're very charming.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:47:26 No.13178365

>>13177281
Isn't this obvious? He's sealing himself, obviously he's so strong that if he were to go all out he'd just win forever instantly. Isn't his grandmother on his father's side a seraph or some shit?

Jokes aside, how in the hell did we up with a male monster girl? Wasn't it said in a previous game that the offspring of a monster and a human would always be another monstergirl? Elemental four and bandit lolis offspring when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:47:53 No.13178369 >>13178361 I am so going to create an entire Oni family harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:47:58 No.13178370 >>13178351 holding the*

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:48:56 No.13178373 File: 471 KB, 640x480, 1074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178324 >>13178344 >>13178363 She's also recruitable!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:49:28 No.13178377 File: 163 KB, 640x480, 80_neris_st01b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll bet you she gets the wings from Luka.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:51:19 No.13178381 >>13178373 Well her and loli oni are on the team, if this keeps up I'll need several dozen save files just to have them all.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:51:27 No.13178382 [SPOILER]

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>>13177414
>MG invasion game type.
>MGs have to capture most of the crew to win.
>Everyone captured or killed by grey tide.
>Monsters have constructed a weapon to surpass metal gear
>fate of the crew up to a single man
>A man whose sneaking skill is legend.
>The mime

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:51:29 No.13178383 >>13178373 >Magical chalk drawings The adorableness reading just went off the charts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:52:21 No.13178386 >>13178373 So, is she just a ghost?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:52:58 No.13178389 >>13178382 Don't forget the fear that the MGs shall face when they encounter the horror that is The Clown.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:55:53 No.13178398

>>13178365
>Jokes aside, how in the hell did we up with a male monster girl? Wasn't it said in a previous game that the offspring of a monster and a human would always be another monstergirl?

There's a very small chance of a monster girl giving birth to a male, but he'd be like any human boy, with the only difference being having monster blood. Sabasa King has sphinx blood, for example.

And about being able to shift into a monster boy, well... I guess he gets a free pass for being the son of the monster lord?

>>13178386
I think she's a witch succubus (similar to Chrome).

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:57:14 No.13178400 >>13178398 >Chrome Eh, she didn't really do it for me and neither does this girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:59:08 No.13178405 >>13177656 >Living Doll >Scylla >Hobgoblin I would have been perfectly fine my order was first, but no...I just basically have a sex doll.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 22:59:55 No.13178408 I wish they increased the image reply limit to 400.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:01:06 No.13178411 >>13178408 Well, we aren't even close to 100 images, and we're already on page 5. (Do not use this as an excuse to shamelessly post more images, you fools.)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:01:38 No.13178413 >>13178408 As long as people delete their shit/don't spam, that won't be necessary.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:02:00 No.13178415 File: 229 KB, 480x640, DMC2 Dante-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178398 I hoped the Monster Lords son would at least have good fashion sense for fucks sake.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:02:09 No.13178417

Let's say that monstergirls come to out world and you and find your waifu. Things are going pretty well, you and your waifu are getting along great, and even the normies seem to like the monstergirls. But then relationships start to strain. News gets out about monsters raping men, or corrupting women, and anti-monster start to crop up, asking or nothing more then that all monsters leave earth at once. You're one the the couples chosen to help repair relationships between man and monster before war breaks out. How would you and your waifu do it? Would you still do it, knowing that some people would hate you for being a "traitor"?

I would think that me and my waifu would focus on disproving any rumors and lies about monstergirls, and telling people the truth. Sort of like what the people who created Snopes do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:02:27 No.13178418 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread lacks centipede.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:02:52 No.13178420 >>13178415 Right? This overdesign shit really went too far this time.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:03:02 No.13178422
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>>13178398
Since he is a one in a million fluke male who just so happened to be the son of a monsterlord and a nephilim he also gets to inherit both their powers with boosts on top? Because Neris doesn't look that ferocious. If anything she probably inherits mostly holy powers. Look at this shit. Some monster she is with those pure spirits swirling around her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:03:17 No.13178423 >>13178386 I think she's based off the legend of Jack of the Lantern.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:04:14 No.13178425 >>13178415 Are there any pics of an "Aunty Dante"? Dem chaps mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:04:34 No.13178426 >>13178422 Actually, she could easily be the most powerful of all, what with the concept from last game of mixing holy and dark powers? If she trains, she could be the most dangerous creature to ever exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:04:38 No.13178427 >>13178422 Look at it this way, at least she doesn't look like his faglord brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:05:06 No.13178430 >>13178422 Here's hoping she isn't a bitch liker her mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:06:56 No.13178435 File: 903 KB, 804x621, 1410497133039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've yet to see any art from Jingai Modoki posted here. Did he not return for Paradox?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:07:00 No.13178436 >>13178430 She's got Luka as her dad, so I'm sure some of his softie bullshit rubbed off on her.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:07:36 No.13178439

>>13178255
Here's what I've got so far:

Habitat: Prefer to live in aquatic lands such as the Bayou, but now live in more arid, prairie like lands

Disposition: Open, calm, friendly, social

Diet: Aquatic animals like fish or turtles, but also some land animals

Encyclopedia entry:

The Hachu is a weighty, if somewhat short reptilian, egg laying, exothermic monster commonly found in the south eastern parts of the United States, and, after their migration, the Midwestern united states. They are distinguished by their short stature, but carry considerable muscle, which gives them a surprisingly high weight. They are also scaled, have long, extremely muscular tails which are used for swimming, valence and fighting, have the ability to breath underwater, have double-lidded eyes which allow them to see underwater, webbed fingers, and extremely sharp teeth. The average Hachu is almost constantly sporting a dark-reddish tan, which helps with dark green scales to camouflage them while underwater. They are quick underwater and surprisingly nimble even on land, though they are not built for land movement and a human could consistently outrun or outmaneuver a Hachu if there were ever a need to do so- out swimming one is another story.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:08:08 No.13178440 File: 171 KB, 750x1000, aunty dante.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178425 This is all I had on me, although there are likely a lot more images out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:08:26 No.13178443 File: 392 KB, 640x480, 1144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...Is this like a golem made out of equipment you'd find in a cheap motel?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:09:05 No.13178445

>>13178439
(cont)

The Hachu, in their native setting of the Bayou or watered, swampy area, is a very successful trading species. It may seem ironic that such a well muscled, armored, and able species would shy away from combat, but the Hachu are not only hesitant to fight but flat out scorned for fighting unnecessarily- the Hachu are a calm species, happy to talk, study or sleep when not hunting. They build villages on the edge of the waterways that they use to hunt, and build roads to other settlements. However, the Hachu build road is quite rare; they are unnecessary because rivers serve as their roads, and spending time paving over the endless mud and vine would be both unnecessary and wasteful.

The Hachu are more than content to marry within other cultures; there is no specific "Hachu nation" and you will find them wherever there is warmth and water; location, heritage or history is unimportant so long as the man they will marry is just. Because of this loose, open philosophy, Hachu lack specific marriage ceremonies, but they do hold their native Bayou in high esteem; no matter where a Hachu may move too, the Swamplands will always be it's point of comparison- always it's home. Sleep is an important part of Hachu culture- this may seem simple but keep in mind that Hachu spend upwards of 12 hours a day asleep so it becomes important through a literal necessity. With this comes an importance of sleeping with their husband-not only does this provide the philosophical comfort of being with who you love, and the actual, physical comfort of being with a heat source; while Hachu are not truly cold-blooded (they generate a small amount of in-body head and do not hibernate) they nonetheless rely on environmental heat sources and during wintertime add hours to their already extensive rest time- going from dozens of hours to entire days of sleep.

Yes I know this is cheesy but these are MONSTER girls, I've gotta put the monster in there somewhere.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:09:16 No.13178447

>>13178417

Firstly I'd get her into some uniquely human things. Her Libido is abnormally high in comparison to humans, it would be a good idea to suppress this as much as possible, at least in public. We'd dress modestly, and she would act more civil than your average person.

I'd also like to see her get into philosophy or some heavy topic like it, just to make it perfectly clear that she is on par with, if not superior to your average person.

>TFW no Civil Lamia waifu who l reads Stirner and Neitzsche

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:09:29 No.13178449 >>13178436 I can live with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:11:47 No.13178452 >>13178439 >>13178445 They sound like a very comfy race.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:11:56 No.13178453

>>13178439

Two points on this first part. Louisiana is Deep South, not Southeast. And especially the part of Oklahoma they live in, out by Cotton and Jefferson and Tillman, is Southwest. You can drive five minutes and be in Texas almost due North of the Metroplex.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:12:42 No.13178454 >>13178449 SJW NERIS Check your single-species privilege.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:13:12 No.13178455 >>13178443 It looks like they gave her the "generic western bimbo" look. The kind you'd see in those old town motels and the like.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:13:23 No.13178456 >>13178452 If you find swimming and naps to be comfy, then yes. >>13178453 got it. Anything else I should note? Rape my ass with info here, I want it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:13:58 No.13178458 >>13178454 Urge to purge rising.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:17:01 No.13178466 >>13178455 The worst part is that they didn't even do it in a way that looks attractive. I mean seriously, that image is so run into the dirt it's entirely un-sexy.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:18:36 No.13178469

>>13178456

In the second part, they are very fiercely communal people, but it's more like "This is my family." Rather than "This is my nation"

And if you want to talk culture, then the food is always a common thing that will never be given up.

>What did you use to thicken the gumbo husband?
>Uhhh okra?
>THIS WILL NOT STAND. FIND MY JAR OF FILE AT ONCE!
>We're out sweetie scale
>THEN GO GRAB SOME LEAVES AND GRIND SOME MORE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:19:00 No.13178470 File: 229 KB, 700x700, Shes a big girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, would you care to join me for some poetry practice? I really could use a cute boy for some inspiration. Come on Anon, won't you be my muse?"

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:20:05 No.13178472

>>13178469
>>What did you use to thicken the gumbo husband?
>>Uhhh okra?
>>THIS WILL NOT STAND. FIND MY JAR OF FILE AT ONCE!
>>We're out sweetie scale
>>THEN GO GRAB SOME LEAVES AND GRIND SOME MORE
I have no idea what any of this is- but I'll google it.In the meantime, you got any other foodstuffs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:20:06 No.13178473 >>13178470 Poetry has been a dirty word to me ever since I had to analyze it during high level English classes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:20:07 No.13178474 >>13178470 She's gonna get paper cuts on her boobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:20:37 No.13178475 File: 101 KB, 560x420, RJ149669_ana_img_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, at least repuaria 2 won't be an abortion like paradox. If Lilim is anything to go by, that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:22:41 No.13178482 >>13178472 A lot of stuff you think of as cajun that's not a french derivative. Boiled crawfish with corn and potatoes. Gumbo. Softshell soup. All that kind of stuff.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:23:17 No.13178484

>>13178447
>Neitzsche
You'd only made her want to kill herself. You gotta take it easy.

It's like listening to King Crimson when you're just starting to become a boy genius! You could end up being a mad scientist!

>>13178377
>>13178422
She looks like a cutie, just like her mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:23:57 No.13178485 >>13178482 Quoting that directly with no shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:28:24 No.13178493 >>13178470 >Jabberwock seducing boy she likes using poetry OH yes, I would be blushing so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:32:52 No.13178500 >>13178470 Who the fuck puts a book between their tits? Fucking weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:33:57 No.13178505 How would your Monster daughteru react to you popping your bones in front of her?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:34:11 No.13178506

>>13178485

This reminds me >>13178493

The Choctaw used to have a cultural hard on for speeches and storytelling that rivaled the Greeks. If you were a good bard, you were a rockstar. And the politicians were expected to speak as well as modern ones or better.

>You will never watch two little Hachu girls argue whose Dad tells the better bedtime stories

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:34:54 No.13178507 >>13178505 >Popping your bones What?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:35:30 No.13178512 >>13178507 Joint cracking, snapping, friction popping, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:35:38 No.13178513 File: 410 KB, 640x480, 1785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178320 This girl's face is fucking cracking me up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:35:40 No.13178514 >>13178507 Cracking knuckles or whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:36:30 No.13178518 >>13178507 snapping your knuckles, cracking your neck cmon man, people think it's disgusting it's actually good for your joints

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:36:40 No.13178519 >>13178505 My girlfriends have always made concerned faces when I do it until they get used to it. I'd figure someone that grows up with you just considers it normal. She'd probably try to imitate me and sprain something.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:37:50 No.13178522 >>13178507 >he isn't a skelington RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:37:53 No.13178523 >>13178513 I like her.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:39:27 No.13178527

>>13178518
>people think it's disgusting

They shouldn't. Fuck them if they think I'm going to walk around with a kink in my neck all day to spare them half a second of unpleasantness.

But the reaction I've always gotten around strangers who don't need to pop joints back into place is that they think I hurt myself or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:39:35 No.13178529 >>13178519 >girlfriends

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:39:41 No.13178530 File: 2.88 MB, 2823x4000, 1395395309247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178522 >Rattling Intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:42:54 No.13178542 File: 370 KB, 1496x938, 1396108140476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178530 >>13178522 RATTLE

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:43:01 No.13178543

Luka is so much of a beta it manages to piss me off.

Even in cutscenes when he isn't even being raped but tenderly loved he makes these shitty faces.

>>13178518
>it's actually good for your joints
Nah, that's as wrong as thinking it's harmful.

>>13178527
It's as annoying as chewing your food with your mouth open.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:43:02 No.13178545 File: 127 KB, 606x544, 1424535159986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178522 No skeletons here No sir

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:44:36 No.13178553 File: 61 KB, 765x1043, Skeleton Knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178545 >Ossification intensifies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:45:42 No.13178558 >>13178530 >>13178542 >>13178545 >>13178553 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:46:22 No.13178560 >>13178543 >Stop using your own skellington as you please lel

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:46:38 No.13178561 File: 123 KB, 667x755, 1401586030415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178558 Cry more

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:46:42 No.13178562 >>13178506 Hot shit mah nigga. I gotta go to bed, but I'm putting this on my bed and will get back tomorrow. Keep thinking of new info, new races, new lore ext.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:47:10 No.13178563

>>13178543
>It's as annoying as chewing your food with your mouth open.

No. Chewing with your mouth open is disgusting and poor manners.

Having a bad crick is physical pain. Not that smarmy cracking your knuckles before doing something showmanship.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:47:44 No.13178564 >>13178562 >on my bed on my pastebin actually. I'm tired.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:48:43 No.13178568 >>13178564 Go to pastebin, anon. You need to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:48:46 No.13178569 >>13178560 Enjoy being socially unaware. >>13178563 Oh, I was talking about needlessly cracking your knuckles, neck, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:49:08 No.13178570 >>13178568 >>13178564 Update your bed in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:50:37 No.13178576 >>13178569 >socially unaware >For popping a bone Social etiquette is so goddamn fucking gay sometimes. People need to grow some skin and stop being little bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:51:14 No.13178579 >>13178576 But that would require people to have spines and be tolerant.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:52:10 No.13178584 >>13178579 Race war now! Impregnate the tubby tanukis!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:52:22 No.13178586 >>13178576 >>13178579 what a bunch of aspies you sound like a kid who recently got reprimanded by their mom

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:53:16 No.13178589
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>>13178584
>You'll never live a life of comfortable hedonism with a tubby tanuki

Though really, those with wealth didn't get it because they're bums. She'd actually probably be constantly busy and only have like, 30 minutes a day to spend time with you. It'd suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:53:27 No.13178590 Crossboarders leave now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:54:04 No.13178592 >>13178584 Way ahead of you there buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:54:50 No.13178596 File: 123 KB, 470x480, 2277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can finally fulfill my hobo-fucking fantasies!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:54:52 No.13178597 >>13178590 >There's just the two /jp/ natives left You didn't really think this through did you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:55:32 No.13178598 >>13178597 I think that's his plan Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:55:51 No.13178601 >>13178597 behave yourself and take it easy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:55:52 No.13178602 >>13178597 It's the American Mentality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:56:09 No.13178604 >TFW trying to think of a waifu of mine to write about >Everything comes back to Manticore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:56:45 No.13178607 >>13178589 Yeah but those thirty minutes >Tanuki waifu comes home from work, hair discheveled and bags under your eyes. >"Hey honey how was wo-" >On the floor, in the kitchen, in the bedroom. Cuddling afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:57:14 No.13178609 >>13178602 You mean children from other boards coming here acting as they please, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:58:57 No.13178613 >>13178609 I meant exiles and immigrants coming to a place, taking over, and then act as though they own it and always have within a short period of time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:59:34 No.13178614 >>13178613 So you mean the Anglo-Saxon mentality.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2015 23:59:45 No.13178616

>>13176842
Never had the motivation to work out. I look good enough for me and it's not like there's any one else I had to look good for. If there were, I could find the motivation to give a fuck about my body so, yeah. 10/10 would learn how to fight, would learn how to protect, and would brave the wilds with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:00:02 No.13178619 >>13178597 There's a worrying number of normies on /jp/. >>13178607 I'd think she'd be more fatigued than anything and just plop down on the bed face first, leaving a trail of clothing from the entry to the bedroom. Instant snoring.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:00:19 No.13178620 >>13178614 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:01:25 No.13178624 >>13178619 Fuck snoozing tanuki butt?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:01:35 No.13178627 >>13178619 Well, if were going by realism then she'd probably eat a lot of fast food so she could get back to work quicker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:01:56 No.13178628 >>13178619 >There's a worrying number of normies on /jp/. You can be a "normie" and still not act like some /v/ retard. >>13176842 Getting fighting training from a monster girl sounds fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:02:14 No.13178629 >>13178619 There's a worrying number of normies all over 4chan in recent weeks. You should see /pol/, it's flooded with leftist moralfags.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:02:36 No.13178631 >>13178624 My plan exactly >Falls asleep with her but sticking in the air. >Pull down her lacy black panties and fill her up from behind. >She sleeps through it but she's smiling at the end

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:02:37 No.13178632 >>13178624 >>13178627 >>13178619 >Not offering to be a comfy cuddle buddy for your wife after a stressful workday It's like you don't care about her at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:03:53 No.13178638 >>13178631 >>13178632 Why not both?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:06:40 No.13178645

>>13178627
Anon, please. The wealthy don't eat fast food. The maid would prepare all the meals.

>>13178624
That'd be kind of odd. She tells you to use whatever hole you want, she doesn't care. Buttfuck her while she's passed out. I think that'd indirectly make me feel emasculated, but I'd still blow at least three loads a night into her guts.

>>13178632
I still have my own life, but yes, press up next to her and her hands instinctively curl around you and she snuggles in close.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:06:43 No.13178646 >>13178627 >Gets stressed due to work, starts stress eating. >Gets more pork than an orc. >Her face when she splits a dress in front of you. Eh, I'd still cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:08:58 No.13178650 >>13178645 Not at work, she'd need to get lunches from somewhere and get it fast That and sodas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:10:35 No.13178654 >>13178650 At all the companies I worked for, the executives always had catered lunches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:12:01 No.13178657 >>13178654 But that costs money anon. Money she could be spending elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:12:25 No.13178660 File: 344 KB, 640x480, 2615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still can't get over the fact there's an onahole girl in paradox.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:16:34 No.13178675 >>13178660 >Fingerpussy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:17:12 No.13178677 >>13178660 Probably the same reason why there are car key pokemon now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:17:43 No.13178678 >>13178660 At least the art is good.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:01 No.13178681

>>13177656
>Baby crazy Poseidon
Am I in the... DANGER ZONE?

>Tall Ara Ara Olev Dark Vaklyrie who sneak cuddles you
I like this one.

>Civil servant inari with dat ass...
Eh... holy shit man. Way to be bland compared to the other two. Guess I've gotta work on her getting that 9th tail so she can distinguish herself. It could even help that job she won't tell me about that definitely isn't dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:14 No.13178682 >>13178678 Oh yeah, I'm not complaining at all. I find it hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:20 No.13178683 >>13178657 Her husband can make it.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:23 No.13178684

>>13178660
What in the fuck is going on with that thing's anatomy?

>>13178657
She saves money by 'down-sizing' the workforce, forcing more responsibilities onto existing employees while still being draconian about overtime policies.

All while giving no one any raises for years because of 'economic difficulties,' yet her company posts record profits.

When there's any hint of dissent she sends out a 'friendly' newsletter reminding employees how lucky they are to have a job in these difficult times.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:49 No.13178686 >>13178678 Oh I would disagree with you on multiple things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:18:49 No.13178687 >>13178645 >Blow at least three loads a night into her guts >Press up next to her and her hands instinctively curl around you and she snuggles in close Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:19:20 No.13178690 >>13178684 Her fingers are onaholes, so of course her hands would be huge as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:23:53 No.13178708 >>13178202 >If only another writefaggot would do stuff for her. I got a bad taste in my mouth from that last guy. That guy who had her set as the Onee-chan?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:25:00 No.13178714
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>>13178493
>A Jabberwock will never write poetry about how much she adores you, how she thinks your beauty is beyond comprehension, and how you're the greatest treasure in the world
>She will never recite it to you under a starlit night, before she asks you to join her for a walk in the park
>She'll never woo you with more poetry before finally making her move behind a few bushes, with which you happily let her have her way with you
>A lonely oomukade will never watch you in secret and schlick off to the sight of you and the Jabberwock making passionate love

Why live?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:28:37 No.13178728
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>>13178714
>She'll never invite you to her house because you got caught in a thunderstorm without any way to get home.
>She'll never take you up to her room, strip your wet clothes off of you, and have slow, tender, handholding cuddlesex under the covers with you to help bring your body temperature back up.
>She'll never wrap her wings around you and hold you close while whispering her love poetry to you.
Life is pain anon. Life is pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:28:45 No.13178731 >>13178714 >Acting like some loose corseted strumpet from a cheap 3 shilling apothecary novel. This is why you'll never find a real MG.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:29:25 No.13178732 >>13178714 >>13178728 stop posting stupid images and pretending to be different people. thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:30:35 No.13178737 >>13178732 >Muh posting standards!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:30:44 No.13178738 File: 5 KB, 561x102, Untitled13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178732 Shit man, what bug crawled up your ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:32:04 No.13178742 >>13178737 >>13178738 You don't need to save face on an anonymous imageboard, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:33:20 No.13178745 >>13178731 Even the sluttiest of anons deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:34:30 No.13178749 >>13178742 Calm down dude, you don't need to try and start a shit storm you know. Especially over nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:35:16 No.13178754 >>13178714 >>13178728 Thanks for reminding me of "hanging yourself" point in my to-do list.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:35:25 No.13178756 >>13178749 I'm not "trying to start a shitstorm" when I'm being civil about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:35:26 No.13178757 >>13178749 >>13178579

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:35:40 No.13178758 >>13178745 But anon, that's entitlement. Yes, I'm only pretending.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:36:53 No.13178768 >>13178757 dude you're so bad*ss...........

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:38:09 No.13178773

>You and your tubby tanuki waifu both get home after an exhausting day of work
>Fuck it, fast food because neither of you can be bothered to cook
>Clothes everywhere, sitting in your underwear on the couch
>Try to be sexy for each other, fail horribly
>Listlessly go to bed for a long, sensual night of buttfucking her like you did when you first started dating
>Completely fail at strip tease and just wind up tossing the underwear to the floor
>She climbs over the top of you, trying to get you hard
>Falls asleep on top of you
>Think you'll just slip it in while she dozes
>Grab her ass, think she's soft and warm
>You fall asleep
>Wake up the next morning intertwined, both of you thinking the other had their way with you while you slept

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:39:26 No.13178777 Ok anons, We know that everyone has different tastes about MGs and how much is "too much" when it comes to things. So anons. How much is too much for Breasts Ass Hips Muscle Chubby Height (both tall and short) Hair

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:41:38 No.13178786 >>13178777 The answer to all of these is simple: If it's a fetish piece on deviantart, it's too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:41:49 No.13178787 >>13178728 >>13178714 >You'll never have her ride you, tentacle mouthes nuzzling at your neck and hands as she breathlessly describes everything she loves about you in a flowery, poetic language.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:42:33 No.13178790 >>13178708 Yes that one.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:43:32 No.13178793

>>13178777
>Breasts
D is generally my limit

>Ass
I like a nice, peachy curve, nicely toned, and kept in proportion with waist, hips and thighs.

>Muscle
Not really one for muscles, but a nice toned ass, and some nice toned abs, are unmistakeably nice.

>Chub
I tend to prefer tone, but dat chubby tanuki posted earlier? There's no saying no to that.

>Height
I like petite girls, small enough that I can snuggle her in my lap, resting my chin on her head. The exception being with say, a Dragon. In which case, the inverse is fine. Preferable even.

>Hair
Short.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:44:31 No.13178799

>>13178777
> Breasts
Ehh provided they don't look ridiculous on the frame I'm alright with them. I'd say D-cup is probably the top tier for me.

>Asses
Too much of this gets ugly However I'm a lamia guy, so this doesn't really effect me.

>hips
Once again with the proportions, provided they don't look ridiculous, bigger is good.

>muscle
Athletic looks great to me, chiseled does not.

>chubby
Not a fan of period. Though provided its not unheathly looking I've no complaints.

>Height
I like tall women. And I'm a macro-phille so its hard to get too tall

>hair
no real preference.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:44:56 No.13178801

>>13178777
>Breasts
Anything above DD is too much
>Ass
Needs to be fit a toned, a little jiggle is acceptable, but I don't need any flabby succubutts.
>Hips
When they are about shoulder width
>Muscle
As long as they aren't bodybuilder tier it's fine.
>Chubby
Enough to squeeze with a hand, anything more and gym time is needed.
>Height
Tall is around 2-3" taller than me, short is about my chest height, so around 5'7".
>Hair
If I can step on it it's too long.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:46:18 No.13178805

>>13178777

Limits, not preference.

>Breasts
When they reach the belly button
>Ass
When you can no longer see the muscle attachment to the lower back. It's not just orbs, artists
>Hips
When they're wider than the shoulders
>Muscle
When they look like tumors or the anatomy is terrible or there's huge throbbing veins. Also fake tiny head syndrome
>Chubby
The chin rule. And drawing skinny bitch heads to get around that is an automatic disqualification.
>Height
>Tall
No giants. 9ft is pushing it. Also proper anatomy and not tiny head syndrome
>Short
Nothing shorter than my waist. Not into fairies.
>Hair
Depends completely on the girl, but I hate boycuts, undercuts and updos

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:47:30 No.13178806 >>13178773 >Anal after fast food Anon that's how you get shitdick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:47:46 No.13178807 >>13178675 There's probably a lot more onaholes in her body, anon

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:48:01 No.13178809

>>13178777
>Too big that she can't lick the head of my dick when titjobs

>Too big it distorts her form

>More than twice the width of her torso

>Bodybuilder tier, obscures her feminine form

>American tier, obscures her feminine form

>Too tall for me to be able to stand straight and bury my face in her breasts without having to bend down. (This is ideal, really)

>Too short for me to be able to fit inside her. (Assuming size correlates to height here) If my dick is as large as she is, it doesn't matter how stretchy she is, it won't fit without dislocating and demolishing her pelvis.

>Hair
>Too long
>Things which are in existence
Pick two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:48:07 No.13178813 >>13178777 There is no one number for any of those. They all work together, everything works together in proportions and so long as they look good together and fit with the girl's body type then they look good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:48:24 No.13178814 >>13178806 He married a jewnuki, how smart can he possibly be?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:48:48 No.13178817

>>13178728
>>13178787
>You finally fall asleep, held tightly in her claws
>The Jabberwock slowly begins to fall asleep herself
>She then hears a small noise from her closet
>"... You can leave now you know. Shows over."
>Oomukade crawls out of the closet, her hands covered in a liquid
>"S-So uh... When are you guys gonna-"
>"Get your own husband already."
>"O-OK, well uh.. Th-Thanks..."

Do you think a Jabberwock would help Lesser Monster Girls in learning romance and being able to charm potential husbandos?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:49:26 No.13178822 >>13178806 It doesn't blast through you instantly. Besides, it's 2d. No poopdick ever happens.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:49:55 No.13178824
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>>13178777
>Breasts
>Ass
Huge. Firm yet squeezable.

>Hips
Birth-giving with skull-crashing thighs.

>Muscle
Big enough to still retain her femininity. No veins and any other disgusting shit.
Still should be able to bring down walls with no effort, though.

>Chubby
Nah.

>Height (both tall and short)
6'-6'4''.

>Hair
Long and wild.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:51:12 No.13178828 >>13178799 >And I'm a macro-phille so its hard to get too tall Me too but I still wouldn't like a girl taller than me. That's why sizeshifters are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:52:28 No.13178831 >>13178828 >Me too but I still wouldn't like a girl taller than me. Why not? This upsets me more than it should. Probably because the reverse holds true. Women don't want guys shorter than them. ;_______;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:52:48 No.13178832 >>13178777 >Breasts Anything bigger then her head,usually >Ass When it's just flab >Hips Same as above >Muscle When it's fetish Bodybuilder tier >Height Anything above 9 feet or below 4 feet >Hair Shorter hair, usually about shoulder length

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:52:57 No.13178835 >>13178806 >not punching her in the stomach so she clenches and you pull out clean

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:54:21 No.13178839 >>13178831 Hey, I wouldn't like them to be shorter than me either, so some days I can hold her and other days she can hold me.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:55:04 No.13178842

>>13177656
>Baby hungry Mandragora
Maybe not the worst thing to happen, that screaming when it comes around i'll need ear protection though.
>Tall, busty, and cuddly gazer
Holy fuck that sounds nice.
>Tall, busty, and cuddly gazer
That sounds awesome.
>Superhero famil- nah fuck that reroll- aw shit it's dark matter
The hero bit does help but i'd be scared out of my mind when she floats in.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 00:57:27 No.13178851

>>13178835
>Not clenching and squeezing down as tight as she can to stimulate bloodflow and excite her asshole's nerve-endings even more while at the same time making it feel like her guts are trying to wring out every drop of cum when you go balls-deep and hold onto her big, soft tits for dear life as you spurt over and over deep within her
>Not sighing contentedly as you collapse over the top of her, letting your dick stay in her backdoor as she rides out the aftershocks of her massive anal orgasm
>Not groping and squeezing her flesh while teasing her soppy pussy while waiting for your cock to get hard again

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:01:11 No.13178861

>>13178777
>breasts
>ass
Punch you. Punch you in the throat.
They're fine as long as they don't reach stupidly big levels.

>>hips
Nice and wide, with curve.

>muscle
If she looks like He man she is out. Chiseled and toned are fine. Love shred abs, but her breasts must be decent. Big biceps on a girl are also ass.

>chubby
Like chubby Sonico I guess, Pochaco's just fat.

>height
4'0 to 6'6 are as low and high as I'd go.

>hair
Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:03:28 No.13178866 >>13178861 You like Kejourou don't you? You have excellent taste

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:04:08 No.13178867 >>13178861 Well, no underarm hair and below should be trimmed, thin as possible, prefer waxed. No fucking mustaches, EVEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:10:15 No.13178876 >>13178866 I like the idea of holding and kissing her while her hair cascades down my back, wrapped in darkness.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:15:38 No.13178887

>>13178866
>Kejourou
>Can controll her hair and how long it is
>Cute little love heart for pubic hair
>Feels like silk and is softer than the fluffiest fluff
>Kiss and lick its, before trailing down to toy with her clit and spread her soft pink lips with your tongue
>Insert
>Her pubic hair grows out and wraps around your cock in some kind of woven hair condom
>As you thrust into her, her pussy writhes and contracts about your length one way
>Her silky-smooth condom twists stokes and contracts the other way
>Strands of it slip into your urethra, and massage you from the inside
>Cum at the speed of 1000 lightyears

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:16:54 No.13178891 >>13178887 Light-years measure length, not speed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:17:57 No.13178892 >>13178887 >condom You wot? >sounding Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:17:59 No.13178893 >>13178891 That's the joke

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:18:53 No.13178898 >>13178891 >TFW Light Years away from facing Brock

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:18:54 No.13178899 >>13178893 It's a bad joke. But I don't mind.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:21:40 No.13178903

>>13178892
>Stop liking what I like!
This isn't even an inflammatory topic.

>>13178899
I was going to go with "at the speed of a thousand suns" because suns don't really move in relation to their own orbitaries, but then lightyears seemed to fit better. It's not meant to make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:25:26 No.13178912 >>13178903 Neither pegging nor sounding are well looked upon here, so go to /d/ or /vg/ or shut the fuck up about MGQfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:26:13 No.13178915 >>13178912 Shut up, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:26:27 No.13178916 >>13178912 about it*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:27:27 No.13178921 >>13178915 Get. Out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:27:32 No.13178922 >>13178912 I would totally be okay with a lilim shoving the tip of her tail up my ass. Or a pharoah inserting her lithe fingers into me while she titfucks me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:29:48 No.13178930 File: 455 KB, 640x480, 12312312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:29:50 No.13178931 >>13178921 >>13178912 Nice meme friendo, you sound bothered, wanna talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:30:59 No.13178939 >>13178931 >>13178922 >>>/d/ >>>/y/ >>>/vg/ And stay there. Your fucking fetishes don't go everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:32:31 No.13178943 >>13178939 >G-guys staaaahp iiiit!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:33:15 No.13178946 >>13178939 To be fair they can talk about MGQP since this is Monster Girl GENERAL, which is an umbrella topic which covers numerous aspects of monster girls. Though these guys are being rather obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:33:30 No.13178949 >>13178939 His story was so mild I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. It really isn't important. >>13178943 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:34:08 No.13178951 >>13178939 Maybe if you cry harder they'll take pity on you and leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:35:43 No.13178955 >>13178946 MGQ is filled to the brim /d/ tier shit, and fuck these guys because when we got kicked out of /a/ the welcomed us SO WARMLY, so they can fuck off to where they belong.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:36:02 No.13178958

>>13178912
>Neither pegging nor sounding are well looked upon here, so go to /d/ or /vg/ or shut the fuck up about MGQfag

>G-GUYYSS, T-take your monster girl stuff out of the monstergirl threads!

I just discussed interesting and unusual ways for a kejourou to use her hair. Grow the fuck up. It's not like it's become a massive thing spanning many greentexts. If you don't like it just move on. You're the reason it's still talked about. You get that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:37:14 No.13178963 >>13178955 And here he comes, trying to act like the global thread police. It's retards like you that make shitposting happen more frequently, you realize that right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:37:51 No.13178966 >>13178955 >It's totally the fault of people who talked about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread and not whiny bitches like me who complained and shitposted about everything I didn't like!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:38:53 No.13178969 >>13178955 To. Fucking. Bad. It's still thread related, as much as I don't like sounding and such, so you'll have to deal with it unless a mod or janitor says otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:39:28 No.13178971 >>13178958 >>13178966 Your greentexting is as retarded and annoying as that guy, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:39:55 No.13178972 >>13178966 Hi, first day on 4chan? In the thread? Stop trying so hard to fit in and talking about things you know nothing about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:40:30 No.13178975 >>13178971 >Not liking greentext >On 4chan >In the year of our lord 2000 + 15 >>13178972 Ironic.

>>	Jo !!0Qn+5jimFeH Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:42:34 No.13178982 File: 336 KB, 800x686, 1401590448105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] straight up guys, is there anyway to get the vector image from the less daki litterally is there anyway or do hope for nothing

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:43:23 No.13178986

>>13178777
>Breasts
H-cups, I like them big (I do enjoy flat though.)

>Ass
Big ol' bubble butt, good for boning, great for spanking.

>Hips
Shoulder and a half max, great hand holds.

>Muscle
I like them heavily muscled but not that extreme fetish crap.

>Chubby
Body I could handle until she gets a belly apron, anything on the face is just out though.

>Height
Ten feet tall, Three feet small (barring stretching)

>Hair
Hair that reaches her rear is nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:43:31 No.13178988 >>13178971 >>13178949 I was under the impression we abandoned the childish concept of posting standards. It would seem I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:43:37 No.13178989 >>13178969 No. I. Won't. MGQ shit goes in /vg/ and just because they have a fucking game out doesn't mean they get to come here and shit /d/ all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:43:45 No.13178990 File: 303 KB, 640x480, 2686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178975 Ok dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:44:44 No.13178995 Guys, someone post something cute. I just saw something bad and need to get it out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:44:46 No.13178996 >>13178988 This is /jp/. If you weren't new you'd know /b/-tier posting isn't welcomed here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:45:17 No.13179000 >>13178989 One day your tears might effect change, but today is not that day. Having a succubus poke your prostate with her spade tail while she's riding you for maximum milking would be heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:46:02 No.13179002 >>13178989 While they do have their own thread on their own board, they can still come here because it's monster girl related. Not like you can't have 50 Im@s threads in /jp/ because there's one on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:47:05 No.13179004 >>13178958 >grow up >move on >it's totally okay to have vore, unbirth, pegging and all that other shit in the thread because it's in MGQ No. Door's right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:47:23 No.13179005 >>13178996 >New >/b/-tier >This thread is anything like /jp/ You're embarrassing yourself, you should seriously stop now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:47:32 No.13179007 File: 183 KB, 849x893, 1414576284937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178995 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:48:15 No.13179008 >>13179004 You DO know they can still discuss the non gore and unbirthing parts right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:48:15 No.13179009 File: 827 KB, 1600x1136, Kaiju Daughtrus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178995 Is this cute enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:48:55 No.13179010 >>13179000 Please keep trolling, I want you gone. >change You don't belong here, don't pretend that you do, the only reason this has even come up is because of that crap game.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:50:02 No.13179013 >>13179007 >>13179009 Thanks. My heart feels better. Now I just need to forget what I saw.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:50:13 No.13179014

>>13179005
I'm not the one desperately attempting to justify shitposting.

>>13179004
See, this is why greentexting is retarded. It's always some kid trying to twist someone else's words into something that isn't remotely similar to the original comment.

We've all been telling you it's ok to talk about MGQ, not about fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:50:22 No.13179015 File: 113 KB, 268x461, 6b030d81e83667e85996eef71c870405007d2368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178995

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:50:39 No.13179017 >>13179008 That's fine, /d/ shit is not. >implying MGQ is not a clusterfuck of the nastiest shit known to man outside of starless Did you play MGQ past part 1?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:50:45 No.13179018 >>13179010 >Things should happen the way I want Yes, because you speak for all of us. When is spring break over again guys?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:52:00 No.13179023 >>13179014 >Justify shitposting And yet here you are perpetuating the exact thing you are trying to stop by responding to these people.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:52:22 No.13179024

>>13179004
I never mentioned MGQ. I posted a sequence of lines which don't even qualify as a full greentext. And the focus isn't vore, unbirth, or pegging. It's monstergirls. What they do is neither here not there, as having these actions and fetishes fulfilled by monstergirls makes it related to the monstergirl thread, no matter how much you may hate it.

Any way, all that aside, Neither vore, nor unbirthing, not pegging are in any way related to the original post. It's just shit you've brought up. If you hate seeing it here so much, why the fuck did you bring it up?

You want your secret clubhouse where people aren't allowed to post things which trigger you?
>>>/tumblr/
I found some friends and like minded individuals for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:53:23 No.13179030 >>13179023 I'm still not justifying shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:53:23 No.13179031 >>13179017 It seems you haven't if you think that's all there is to the game.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:55:17 No.13179038

>>13179030
The very act of you responding is what enables them to continue, but I suppose if you were able to understand that you wouldn't have even spoken up in the first place.

Either way, enjoy stirring the pot, I'm sure the thread will be a better place if you keep preaching from your soapbox into a crowd of hecklers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:56:06 No.13179043 >>13179038 Sure.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:57:05 No.13179048

>>13179024
It came up because of the fetish YOU brought up.

>>13179018
You make me laugh so much. You make it seem like you're some oppressed victim trying to post peacefully, when we have a laundry list of fetishes that are out, pegging and sounding are among them, and they don't go here anyhow. MGQ is pure /d/, and you have three places to talk about how much you like having things shoved up your ass, so go there, and stay out of here until you know how to behave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:59:17 No.13179053 >>13179048 >It came up because of the fetish YOU brought up. >Blaming me for what you post and are responsible for Child.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:59:24 No.13179054 >>13179048 Until a mod/jan says otherwise they can still stay since they're still thread related by talking about a game with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:59:27 No.13179055 >>13179031 >there's more to a porn game than the porn Forgot all the defeat scenes there are to collect? You kidding me here? You think that paper thin story is the focus of the game?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 01:59:47 No.13179057 File: 404 KB, 1024x768, nameames.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179048 >MGQ is pure /d/ A third of this thread is talk about the latest MGQ and there wasn't any real talk about fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:00:08 No.13179060 >>13179048 If anyone is acting like an oppressed victim right now it's you, you're making more noise than a jew that's demanding reparations from Germany.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:00:25 No.13179063 >>13179055 You're clearly strawmanning now at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:00:28 No.13179064 >>13179053 Who was the one who wrote the kejouro greentext?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:02:13 No.13179072 File: 161 KB, 914x532, 1382308817744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW complaining that people are posting monstergirls

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:02:32 No.13179074

>Be a traveler who journeys to some relatively unknown village in the middle of nowhere.
>The people living there don't make eye-contact with you and there's lots of hushed whispers going around although you do get to stay at an inn.
>You retire for the evening, planing on leaving the following day since the tension is making you uncomfortable.
>But then you are kidnapped, bound and brought to nearby mountain cave
>They call out to someone who is inside that they have brought them a sacrifice
>As you hear footsteps coming closer toward you from the cave the villagers scramble and leave.
>You start to dread and try to escape as it comes closer but then...!
>It's a Dragon mamono
>She looks bored and resigned as she looks at you. And then she sighs.
>She undoes your bindings and tells you to come inside where she'll explain.
>You're no longer scared and now just curious to learn what the hell is going on.
>Once inside she explains that she's lived in this particular cave for years and recently humans have set-up a town nearby, unaware of her presence.
>When they did learn of her they were terrified and sent their own men to her as a sort of sacrifice.
>She never killed them of course; only shooed them away and said to them to simply leave her be.
>But it seems that they interpreted this to mean that their offering wasn't good enough
>Hence you being offered to her
>She's really sorry about getting you mixed up in this
>But then you got a plan...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:02:40 No.13179075 >>13179054 Not if they bring their fetishes with them. Please tell me you want vore and all that other crap in the thread, please be that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:03:12 No.13179078 >>13179072 God I just want to impregnate that cute face and ruin her moist pussy.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:03:19 No.13179079
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You guys have no idea how inessential this argument looks for someone who hasn't been following it.
Can we drop defending our non-existent virtual faces and switch to something else?

Let's better talk about WARAWA.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:03:52 No.13179083 >>13179075 You can quit strawmanning any time now. We could always asks the mods to carpet bomb the thread and take you with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:04:04 No.13179085 >>13179074 >Dragon Lovely. Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:04:20 No.13179087 >>13179074 Cute. Oh wait, is sex coming up?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:04:22 No.13179089 >>13179074 Continue

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:04:37 No.13179090 >>13179079 I'd prefer to talk about Tarawa thank you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:05:03 No.13179093 >>13179063 Don't give me that, you can't deny what I said is true. So there's a story, sex and fetishes are still about 80% of the game. Do not bullshit me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:05:04 No.13179094 >>13179079 Pharaoh is my favorite MG.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:05:47 No.13179097

>>13179064
Hey, sounding, if you can even call slipping a few strands of hair into your dickhole "sounding." It's not "Full urethral slide down your dick and tickle your balls from the inside" or anything. That's on me. Never said it wasn't. This vore, unbirthing and other /d/tier shit? AND the storm that came with it? That's stuff you've tracked in on your own boots, pal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:06:19 No.13179102 >>13179090 YOU CAN'T KILL ME TOJO! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU........just let me reload....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:06:19 No.13179103 >>13179079 I want to be childhood friends with a chubby pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:06:24 No.13179104 >>13179083 I look like I give a shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:08:18 No.13179108 >>13179097 Fine, just please, be more careful in the future. I did get heated, I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:08:26 No.13179109 >>13179093 >>13179104 Yep, still strawmanning and trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:10:26 No.13179114 >>13179097 And you did say "strands of hair slip into your urethra and massage from the inside, so don't give me that crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:10:32 No.13179115 >>13179074 >>But then you got a plan... Step 1. make dragon daughterus That's pretty much it.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:13:00 No.13179122

>>13179108
It's not a problem. Just move on next time. It's not like I was cramming it down your throat going
>THIS IS HOW KEJOUROUS MATE NOW ALWAYS FOREVER
That would deserve your reaction. This didn't. It was just an innocuous greentext.

>>13179114
Poor terminology. Is there even a word for just the tip or opening of the urethra? Cause that's where most the nerves are if I understand my dick anatomy. Not much point to going any deeper.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:14:09 No.13179127 >>13179122 Better to just say 'slit' or something to refer to the entrance, and not the whole length of yer dick.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:15:09 No.13179129

>>13177656
>Baby hungry Chimera
My dick can't handle it
I can't handle it
I can't handle all 4 of them wanting their own children
I'd still go for it
>Tall Mummy
Look at all those exposed areas to be rubbed.
>Alraune
I thought it was funny when I kept hearing static crackling in her flower.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:17:39 No.13179132 File: 188 KB, 644x401, 1423071166905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you eat your waifu?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:18:05 No.13179133

>>13179129
>Hmph, H-hurry up. I want your kids and I want them now

>B-but I want his kids too! Come on anon, don't you want to give me kids?

>Oh ho ho ho! You think YOU deserve to bear his children? Only I am worthy of bearing anons children!

>Ladies, I say we let anon pick...but you do realize that we are the same person right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:19:58 No.13179143 >>13179122 >>13179127 Jesus Christ what school did you go to? It's the external urethral opening and penile urethra. Now can we drop it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:20:04 No.13179144 >>13179132 Alf?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:20:05 No.13179145

>>13178777
>Breasts
Twice the size her head is the absolute limit

>Ass
Not an assman, so as long as it's not that flat im fine.

>Hips
Child bearing hips and thighs to match it.

>Muscle
Being toned is the limit

>Chubby
Just soft.

>Height (both tall and short)
Im just 160cm so anything above 200cm is awkward to me.

>Hair
Long

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:20:42 No.13179146 >>13179132 I want an Alf monstergirl that I can feed old cans and use to solve the Cait Sith problem once and for all. She would be so soft and lovely too. Like a garbage-eating shortstack yeti.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:22:42 No.13179151

>>13179143
I went to an anglican school and I don't actually recall any sex-ed classes. Though I enrolled in the Eighth year, so they might have held them on the seventh. The year before that had too many hot chicks in my class and so I payed less attention to learning about dicks than I did fantasizing about using them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:24:17 No.13179154 >>13179132 I'd eat certain parts of her like a starving man, if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:25:22 No.13179157 >>13179151 You're a Brit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:25:46 No.13179160 >>13179074 Go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:26:05 No.13179163 >>13179157 Ausfag.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:26:07 No.13179164

Night everyone,

Don't burn the thread down, and have a good night.

Are you a bad enough dude to take on the Red Comet? A red scaled wurm who is the fastest pilot in the Principalities army?

Personally?

Maybe, although I'd rather go for the Nightmare of Solomon. She's a nice girl.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:27:43 No.13179170

>>13179074

>Just go with it you tell her
>She listens intently, curious, so you continue
>Appear before the villagers and declare that the offering of this traveler is perfect and that you're now satisfied.
>But also tell them that you plan to leave to terrorize other villages or something.
>While you tell your plan to the villagers you should just lift me by the shirt in one hand.
>I'll look all mopey and beg for mercy to which you should reply "SILENCE PUNY HUMAN" or something.
>Then you leave with me in tow.
>And that's the idea you tell her
>She thinks about it and then laughs; agreeing to go with it.
>Nice. So then you spend the night in the cave. She doesn't really have that much treasure and she's willing to part with it if it means getting away from the villagers and all of your effects are on your person so that works out well
>And then morning came.
>Surprisingly you treated to a breakfast from her before the big event out of small thanks for helping her out.
>Before you both head out she cuts part of your clothes up a bit to make it look more convincing
>So as planned she effortlessly picks you up with one hand by the shirt and flies off to the village
>They point to her as she approaches and lands in the center of town
>"VILLAGERS YOU HAVE DONE WELL. THIS SACRIFICE OF A MEAGER TRAVELER IS EXACTLY WHAT I REQUIRE. BUT NOW I'VE MADE A DECISION TO TRAVEL TO NEW LANDS. REJOICE, FOR YOU'VE FINALLY MADE YOURSELVES USEFUL TO ME."
>God damn that was good. Now for your part you look up at the dragon's face, pleadingly
>"O mighty dragon! Please have mercy on a lowly worm such as I!"
>"SILENCE PUNY HUMAN" she quickly retorts
>The villagers bow to the dragon as she flies off with you in tow
>She lets out laughter, glad it worked. After finding a new dwelling she drops you off to your home town.
>From there you two became fast friends. Some weeks passed but then..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:27:56 No.13179172 >>13179164 >Not waifuing the Blue Giant I don't care if she's taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:28:42 No.13179174 >>13179164 >Gato >As a Nightmare ...I don't even know how to feel about this. >Nightmare >With Nuclear Armaments OR THIS.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:30:20 No.13179178 >>13179170 Fascinating. Fun and cute. Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:31:37 No.13179180 >>13179174 >>13179172 >>13179164 >Not taking Jane Ridden, the crimson lightning. >A red scaled lamia who has to live in Charlotte Aznable's shadow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:34:23 No.13179182 >>13179180 >>13179172 >>13179164 >Not Shina Matsunaga, the White Wolf >A werewolf with snow white fur >Or her blood sister, Dozella Zabi >An ogre who's very popular with her subordinates

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:34:51 No.13179183 >>13179180 >Not taking Jera Mantis and giving her healing after she watched all those boyfriends die and got thrown off a mountain with a broken leg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:36:35 No.13179187 >>13179182 Dozella is married with a little girl you homewrecking monster!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:38:11 No.13179191 >>13179187 I apologize, I simply thought she was worth mentioning. Her daughter is adorable though, isn't she? Still, Shina's a very nice woman herself. Just ignore that awful parody of her who does nothing but get beaten up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:39:00 No.13179193 >>13179172 >Implying she didn't take you, a young pilot who makes an old fox like her feel young again. This is not missionary boy! Not missionary!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:41:21 No.13179200 >>13179193 >You like a woman with experience, don't you anon? >Let me show how the earthnoids make love in the deesart

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:44:06 No.13179203

>>13179200
She's a master of earth phenomena trivia.

>>13179183
>You find her and carry her back into the base as the mobile armor launches, handing her to the medic before getting ready to sortie.

>She doesn't let go, worried about what will happen if she does.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:53:12 No.13179222

>>13179187
>>13179191
Hey, this anon should choose to be the one she marries!

Working hard to get her attention.

She'd probably love a strong guy like him, one who can fight by her side and help raise their girl to be a good one.

Then again, he could also Mass produce the Big Zam.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:55:28 No.13179226

>>13179170

>She invites you over to her place with something she wants to talk to you about.
>Wants you to check her new place out
>Well OK
>So you travel there. It's a bit of a hike but not really too long from where you live
>There's not a door or anything so you simply announce your arrival
>You hear a reply to come in but you can't hear it too well. >She must be pretty deep in the cave you guess.
>So you walk in and note that the cave has been spruced to be more fancy than her old one. But most of these fancy additions seem more recent than some of the other decorations.
>And then you find her sitting on a bed. She smiles warmly when seeing you and offers you a seat next to her. You comply.
>She talks about how she appreciates all you did for her and reminiscences about how it was at the village before you showed up.
>While she talks you feel her tail curl around you slowly.
>After she's done talking you get up and tell her it was no big deal and that you even had fun.
>You say you're going to leave after having a nice chat
>But her, or rather her tail has other plans.
>She uses it to yank you on the bed on your back.
>What is happening.
>She stares into your eyes and smiles and repeats a particular line from when she spoke to the villagers: "This sacrifice of a meager traveler is exactly what I require." But instead of bellowing out; now she's saying with a seductive tone to her voice.
>You panick and try to say something in response but she put puts a single finger to your lips and repeats another line:
>"Silence puny human" with a smile and giggle
>Husbando'd

That's it for this edition of random mg stories I formulated in my head not even hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:57:49 No.13179230 >>13179226 Short, sweet, cute. Thanks for the little bit of greentext anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 02:58:32 No.13179232 >>13179226 I can go to bed in peace. Thanks.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:00:25 No.13179237

MGC Central admin would like to remind all the wonderful males in our city that have wives to remember that it is molting season and they should take some extra time and tend to their wives fur be it tails or other locations .

Proper fur care is essential to most MGs , so do not forget to spend a little extra attention on yer loving MG wife or girlfriend .

Thank you for your time.

Also
Reminder:
It is almost time again to order Amaterasu scout girl cookies, so be sure to watch out for those little ladies and be sure to buy a few boxes to help them .

Have a great spring!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:02:21 No.13179241 >>13179237 Amaterasu scout cookies are pretty mediocre compared to the sabbath scouts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:03:15 No.13179242 >>13179237 >Implying I don't pet, massage, and brush my waifu's tail and paws every day After a day at work, it relaxes both of us. >Amaterasu Scout Girl Cookies Son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:04:03 No.13179243 >>13179241 Those aren't available until Halloween anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:04:27 No.13179245 >>13179232 >>13179230 You're welcome, anons!

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:04:41 No.13179246

>>13179237
>Amaterasu Scouts

Oh god not again.

Those girls and my wife and daughter keep making me buy them for them.

I don't eat them but its almost all my wife and little girl eat.

Do you know how chubby they are getting?

My poor werecat wife can barely fit in her jeans and we needed to get our daughter new clothes cause her belly kept poking through her shirt and shorts.

Please, no more!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:06:37 No.13179249 >>13179246 Every time I buy a few extra boxes their MILFY Moms let me touch their tails!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:08:47 No.13179251 >>13179249 That's nice but I already have a tail to touch. Do you know my wife and daughter are asking me to rub their chubby bellies? I mean, I do, but can't you see whats happening? They don't listen when I tell them to stop!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:09:13 No.13179252 >>13179103 Slightly Chubby Pharaoh in a hula skirt when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:09:20 No.13179253 File: 1.80 MB, 2002x1575, Ammy scouts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can you not buy cookies from these girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:13:26 No.13179261 >>13179253 By not having money?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:13:53 No.13179263 File: 704 KB, 850x792, 1418612466146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179251 >"But its not our fault your family has no self control..We make our cookies to be the best and the tastiest we can."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:15:03 No.13179265 >>13179243 Why halloween? Wait. >Use Sabbath cookies to go trick or treating at any age

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:16:12 No.13179268 >>13179265 It took you how long to figure that out?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:16:29 No.13179269

>>13179263
Fine just please...PLEASE spare my house this year. Some of it's gotten to my wife's breasts and she's stopped wearing bras.

Now, normally I'm not against this type of thing but the shirts are getting pretty "tight" and I don't think she'll be presentable in the public for a bit longer

Maybe I can sneak a few to the bean bag chair, she seems to like them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:17:16 No.13179270 >>13179269 >Not wearing a bra Ew, fat saggy tits...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:17:35 No.13179271 What do the Amaterasu girl scouts do with the money they raise?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:17:53 No.13179272 >>13179265 >"Hey lets go trick or treating the old mg down the road, I got us some sabbath cookies."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:18:36 No.13179274 >>13179270 Mamano mana and the legitimate purpose of Holstaurus milk.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:19:03 No.13179275
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So Anons, I'm the dude who wrote up pic related, would people still be interested in me continuing the series?
I know it's been a while, but I just thought of it recently and wanted to know if there was still interest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:20:37 No.13179276 >>13179271 They go to the Amaterasu scout girl camp organization and fund all the exciting scout girl activities that they do there .

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:21:12 No.13179277 >>13179271 They use it to fund projects to better the community. Housing for the homeless, food for the soup kitchens, and brushes for poor kitsune families that can't afford new ones.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:21:55 No.13179278
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>Been on a diet, it's hell with my sweet tooth
>You assholes start talking about delicious girlscout cookies
>There's a 24 hour store I could go and buy some right now

Why do you guys do this to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:22:46 No.13179280 >>13179269 I am sure Amaterasu cookies are made with Holst milk from the church of Hathor ( they are allied you know, they sell milk to people the day the ammy cookies are delivered )

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:23:02 No.13179281 >>13179275 YES. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:23:56 No.13179282 >>13179278 We feed on your tears. Its either we talk about this or start putting MGs in Gundam again and I don't think there are enough /m/echa friends here to do that for too long.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:24:12 No.13179284 >>13179276 And that this guy said >>13179277

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:24:21 No.13179285 >>13179278 Just put all your money/credit cards in some place where you can't access them for at least a few hours after you make the decision to buy something. See if you still want that chocolate bar after 5 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:25:53 No.13179286 >>13179280 So now it just means my wife and daughteru are gonna straddle the line between HEALTH and portly. Great. If you'll excuse me, I think my wife just split her pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:26:00 No.13179287 >>13179278 Get an Orange or an apple. Cookies are better for you than candy anyway. In moderation of course .

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:26:34 No.13179289 >>13179286 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:28:56 No.13179293 >>13179278 Here, take a look at this, should help you forget http://exhentai.org/g/231262/5f0b955d9e/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:32:50 No.13179298 File: 565 KB, 1280x720, 1425183916673.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else waiting for it? I know there are some Garo fags here. Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:33:26 No.13179299 >>13179275 Sure, but, you ended that one pretty well, maybe make another pairing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:33:30 No.13179300 >>13179282 >There are people who truly don't dig giant robots It's almost incomprehensible, like when you meet a person that doesn't like sweets. They exist but damn if you can can wrap your head around how they came to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:35:11 No.13179304 File: 892 KB, 1337x967, 1426318511448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Kitsune messenger (angel) needs you to remove the seals ..........

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:35:30 No.13179306 >>13179299 I was thinking of doing either that, or covering the night that was mentioned at the end of the first story. I guess it won't really matter which I do since not many people seem interested anymore, but I'll do something with it for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:36:56 No.13179308 >>13179306 More Nightmare is always good, whether the same couple or another. Seeing more of the first would be nice, more variety would be nice too. Whatever you think is best man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:37:08 No.13179309 >>13179304 Is it okay if I use my mouth?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:37:45 No.13179311 >>13179306 >not that many people are interested Dude, you killed. It's just that most people are sleeping now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:39:20 No.13179313 >>13179304 Are those pleasure runes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:40:33 No.13179315 >>13179313 i doubt it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:42:42 No.13179317 >>13179304 I usually trust foxes, so sure. She seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:43:01 No.13179318 File: 859 KB, 1414x2000, 1426184650118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:43:54 No.13179319 >>13179308 >>13179311 Alright then, I'll see what I can write up in the next few days.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:44:08 No.13179320 >>13179317 >Trusting foxes You are a brave man, and shall we rewarded as such. With a loving yan fox waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:45:04 No.13179321 >>13179318 Do you think some Ushi-Onis have the same problem as Ganondorf where some people think they're brown and others think they're green?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:45:28 No.13179322 >>13179320 >yan I ain't even mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:46:23 No.13179324 File: 153 KB, 959x870, 1426181054547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes >>13179321

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:46:40 No.13179325 >>13179319 Bless you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:47:29 No.13179326 File: 517 KB, 900x1200, 35580943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179320 I feel like I'm the type of person that'd develop yandere tendencies if I fell in love anyway, so that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:50:36 No.13179330 File: 693 KB, 723x1023, 1413610939153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 03:58:49 No.13179337 [SPOILER]

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>>13179317
You shouldn't trust foxes man. I had a date with a seemingly nice Korean kitsune last night, I don't remember falling asleep but when I woke up she was gone and I was left with this. Probably nothing but I feel a bit woosey, probably just need sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:01:09 No.13179339 >>13179337 Bitch, you're going to need dialysis for the rest of your life now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:10:45 No.13179349 >>13179339 At least he's alive, she could have killed him and sold the rest of his organs on the black market. Including the brain. Which a mad Lich buys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:20:14 No.13179362 File: 268 KB, 1600x1067, doctor-examines-patient.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me to it straight doc, Will the EMG anime be good?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:22:52 No.13179369 >>13179362 Come back next week, after the first trailer pops up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:23:06 No.13179371 File: 39 KB, 262x200, thisbegood.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178129 >10-15 minutes into that VN >neck biting and actually animated handjob noice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:24:03 No.13179372 >>13179349 Something tells me his name on the jar would come back as Abby something. Abby Normal, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:24:24 No.13179373 >>13179371 >Translation never Do I play simply because it's the hottest thing ever, even if I can't understand a lick of what's going on besides sex? Or I could just learn Nip...

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:24:54 No.13179374

>>13179362
Well sir there appears to be a severe case of Moe, and we'll have to wait until the test results get back to see how that's going to influence our options.

Second there is the issue of voice actors, which haven't been announced yet, but we should be able to get back to you on that within the week.

Lastly, it all really relies on whether you like harems or not, so you're going to have to make that decision.

Take 3 cocaines and call me next week.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:25:13 No.13179375 >>13179362 Nope. It'll just be another pile of haremshit that will attract normalfags here.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:26:01 No.13179377
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GOOD DAY SIR, MY NAME IS PALADIN JOHNSMITH

DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR HOLY GOD AND HOW TO EVADE THE CORRUPTING INFLUENCE AND VILE SEDUCTION OF DEMONS AND THOSE MONSTER WOMEN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I SHOUTING?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:26:02 No.13179378 >>13179373 If I remember correctly, someone who read nip played through it and said it was some dark shit that involved healing and forgiveness, along with hot as fuck sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:27:13 No.13179379 >>13179375 I'm confused, what sort of normalfag watches an anime only airing in japan? From what I recall, most normalfags prefer dubs if they even like anime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:27:28 No.13179381 >>13179377 Don't you have Dark Souls 2 to project your chuuniness upon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:28:41 No.13179383 >>13179379 That's just paranoid doomposting, ignore it, everything will blow over and things will settle down after a month or so.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:32:50 No.13179388

>>13179324
>It's burning
>She's new to this whole civilization thing
>Sees fire as a sign of progress
>Centuries of fire saw man outstrip her by leagues. Soon it came to be that man no longer sought shelter in her caves
>So she chased man
>"U-Uhm... That's a good thing right?"
>A vicious flame licks up and scorches her hand
>She jumps back instinctively, dropping the pan, splashing oil on herself, burning her skin
>She slams her spider half into the cupboards and draws behind her in her retreat.
>Wood splinters as she looses her footing.
>Forming tears herald the shattering of fine china
>She looks at the charred meat in the floor, and instinctively knows its no good
>On the floor and broken she looks up to you, hurt tears in her eyes
>"I-I just wanted to do the same things you do for me! I-It's how you guys show love, now, right?"

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:33:48 No.13179391 >>13179378 Yup, better learn nip.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:35:31 No.13179394 >>13179362 I honestly don't give a shit because I'm gonna watch it anyway. It's just gonna be a guilty pleasure if it's bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:37:40 No.13179398 >>13179377 No thanks, I'm already with the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:40:12 No.13179407 >>13179388 Love her for trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:40:48 No.13179408 >>13179377 For the last time you asshole, if you keep on harassing my wife and daughter and try to spray 'holy oil' to my neighbors, I will call the cops

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:42:26 No.13179413 >>13179388 Help her with her burns, kiss her on the forehead and promise to get her some cooking lessons. Then cook her some waffles, because who the fuck doesn't like waffles?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:43:22 No.13179417 >>13179413 Waffles are just hard pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:47:08 No.13179424 >>13179417 Pancakes are just flabby waffles.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:47:39 No.13179426 >>13179424 So what does that make crepes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 04:48:22 No.13179430 >>13179426 Anorexic pancakes/waffles.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:00:55 No.13179453 >>13179430 What about belgian style waffles?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:01:41 No.13179457 >>13179453 Fat waffles. C'mon anon, this isn't that hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:03:10 No.13179460 >>13179457 So miniature waffles are loli waffles?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:05:44 No.13179466

>>13179460
More like midget waffles if you ask me.
Let's get things back on topic, what do you think your monstergirl waifu's favorite breakfast would be? Mine's a Hellhound so I think she'd like Steak and Eggs. Or Bacon and Eggs if steak isn't available.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:10:40 No.13179471

>>13179466
Definitely a cheese omelet with something added for a bit of flavor. Peppers, bits of ham, whatever would go well with it. Maybe bacon or toast on the side, with some milk to drink. Not holst milk, I don't want a stacked dormouse. Apsara milk would be better. Inb4 I'm called an infidel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:10:41 No.13179472 >>13179466 >Mantis I got no clue, maybe some meat with fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:10:57 No.13179474 File: 38 KB, 453x306, breakfast1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179466 I would cook her a traditional korean breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:11:58 No.13179478 >>13179472 They might like crickets. Just sayin. >>13179474 Sounds hard, but she must be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:13:40 No.13179485 >>13179478 Well, I guess it's time to learn bug cooking. Never gonna eat that shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:17:18 No.13179489 >>13179466 >>13179471 No hashbrowns? How can you start the day without delicious starches?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:20:32 No.13179494

>>13179478
It's quite easy, actually. I would get up at 6 AM, and begin the food. I would get the side dishes from the fridge and cook the stew and eggs for about an hour. I would wake her up and she would complain about how I'm starving her.

I would say nothing and silently eat my plate of fruit. I would whip myself with a leather whip after she left since I failed to properly cook the food. With blood dripping from my back, I would shower with ice cold water. I would erase all drops of blood in the room and work on my thesis.

Naw I'm joking. Waifus dont exist and are for delusional people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:20:44 No.13179495 >>13179489 Forgot about hashbrowns, thanks anon.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:23:17 No.13179500

>>13179466
Probably a salad or something like that. I mean if we go by the belief that Holstaurs are herbivores then it'd be something with plants and stuff. You can probably tell I rarely eat veterinarian stuff so I honestly don't know other than it would be some plants.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:24:45 No.13179501

>>13179466
I'd love to cook my waifu breakfast. Fresh pancakes, sausage and bacon, some patty-style hashbrowns, or maybe crispy potato wedges. Eggs done to her preference, even as a breakfast sandwich if she wants. And some of her favorite juice, freshly squeezed and chilled, of course. And croissants of course! Mini ones, with just the right amount of crisp to 'em.

Shame I'm not a morning person...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:26:59 No.13179504 >>13179466 i never gave it much thought. Maybe oatmeal or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:30:25 No.13179512 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, oomukade8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179466 Not sure.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:30:37 No.13179514
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>"Howdey there Anon! Are you ready for our first date? Ah'm sure you'll love it!"
>"Here, put this on!"
>"Now, ya got the lighter fuel? Good, I'll carry the cross, the Jabberwock and her husband moved just down the road. Me and the girls, and you, are gonna show her just what we think of Chocolate. We'll also show her husband, who ain't chocolate, just why he made a big mistake."
>"Alrighty, ah got mah phone, ya ready Anon? This'll be a really fun date!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:32:53 No.13179518 >>13179514 I'm not sure if this is ethical.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:34:47 No.13179520 >>13179514 Bob stop. You couldn't write a Southern accent if your life depended on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:37:47 No.13179525 >>13179514 Who are you, and how the fuck did you get in my house?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:42:37 No.13179530 >>13179525 She's your girlfriend silly, don't you remember agreeing to go on a date with her? It's a trap. Run.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:49:16 No.13179541 >>13179514 I'm confused. What's happening here? Is burning some one on a crucifix a date now? How are they going to show her husband the mistake he supposedly made? Gang rape? I swear if she so much as touches that man I'm walking.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:57:45 No.13179550 >>13179541 There's nothing more romantic then burning a cross on somebody's lawn and watching a race traitor get gang-raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 05:58:36 No.13179551 >>13179514 >Hey I got an idea, monstergirls that act like 3D! I hope you get married and have a happy, healthy child who grows up to hate you and does everything they can to leech off of you until you die of old age.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:01:29 No.13179555 >>13179514 >KKK Monster Girls No. Bad anon. No.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:06:58 No.13179562

>>13179551
>>13179555

>Getting upset at the subject
>Not the cringeworthy attempt at dialogue
How could anyone take it seriously when it doesn't sound anything like it should? It's just some stilted collage that flows about as well as the penmanship on a ransom note made from magazine clippings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:07:09 No.13179563 >>13179514 Why is her snake half so fat?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:09:31 No.13179565 >>13179563 Anon, you can't just ASK a lamia why her tail is fat. Do you want to get bitten?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:12:10 No.13179567 >>13179565 What if I just power-walk away at a moderate pace?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:17:19 No.13179571 >>13179567 Then she'll futilely try to catch up to you while cursing her fat tail for slowing her down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:19:16 No.13179572 >>13179571 And if I repeat this every day, only to grin widely on the day she's finally slim enough to catch up to me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:20:04 No.13179575 File: 870 KB, 1776x2600, mm22-11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else hoping for animated Tio?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:23:08 No.13179578 >>13179575 I doubt the D arc will be animated, so even if she gets any screen time, it'll be inversely proportional to the size of her huge horn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:24:48 No.13179584 >>13179572 You're still getting bitten in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:27:19 No.13179588 >>13179584 Love bitten?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:28:22 No.13179590 >>13179588 Also, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:32:48 No.13179599 >>13179590 But what if I bullied her because she was a chubby anaconda girl with a fat tail? They don't have venom, right? what good would biting me do? and how can I convince her to put a little bit of muscle on, not just trim down?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:33:02 No.13179600 I just finished watching that new Spongebob Movie Would Dolphin Girls not only be the rapiest of all Monster Girls, but also members of the Illuminati?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:34:16 No.13179603 >>13179600 >I just finished watching that new Spongebob Movie Dude, why? And no, they'd just be rapists and thugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:37:14 No.13179607 >>13179603 It had the original writers, so it wasn't that bad at all. Pretty good and felt Season 1-3ish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:39:18 No.13179612 >>13179607 Fair enough, those are decent reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:46:05 No.13179619 >>13179575 No. I hope it flops so horribly the manga is canceled. I want normies to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:51:26 No.13179631 >>13179619 >Using Normies Unironically >>>/a/ Also pretty sure the only manga to cancel after it's Anime failed was Akame Ga Kill, and that deserved to be canned for somehow being worse dogshit that Love Hina, Hitman Reborn and Twilight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:53:02 No.13179634 >>13179631 Normie pls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:56:31 No.13179639 >>13179631 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 06:57:17 No.13179643 >>13179631 Wait Akame was cancelled?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:03:48 No.13179654
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>"Hey Anon, isn't this house lovely? I'm so glad we were able to move you out of your apartment! Anyways, now I think we need to-"

>"Hey Anon, is it just me or do you smell something burning? It smells like it's coming from outside. Why don't you check it out while I finish unloading these last few boxes."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:04:38 No.13179656 File: 398 KB, 1250x1500, delivery for anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179654

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:05:52 No.13179658 >>13179654 She finally seduced anon out of his cave. She's the hero he needs. Does that box contain poetry?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:13:42 No.13179668 >>13179654 I swear to god if she lit my Zaku II models on fire...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:22:30 No.13179690 >>13179643 Well canned in the way it's most likely ending before the creator wanted. Wish it was canned sooner though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:33:56 No.13179719 >>13179690 best girl won, everyone can go home

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:45:07 No.13179740 >>13179719 >best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:53:13 No.13179749 >>13177656 >Baby crazy Apophis >Tall Sea Slime >FIGHTER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE Succubus Its gonna be rough

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:56:10 No.13179752
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>>13178596
Is this Paradox?

> I can finally fulfill my hobo-fucking fantasies!

Presumably you're being sarcastic, but that's part of the reason I get a strange boner for Chupa-Chan; the idea of taking in a disadvantaged girl who has nowhere else to go and then sexploiting the shit out of her.

Unfortunately Paradox has fucking Pokemon-like menu complexity and I don't know how I'm fucking going to get anywhere in the game playing it in Jap.
Brute force trial-and-error go!

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 07:59:57 No.13179758

>>13179752
>Brute force trial-and-error go!
>My every experience fapping to japanese moon rune games
heh. At least it's made me a more intuitive gamer. Click everything Ignore nothing. "Read" all the text or you'll miss something which lets you move onto the next stage and the next faps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:07:29 No.13179767 File: 17 KB, 257x479, oomukade6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never feel an oomukade's antennae rubbing against your pubes as she deepthroats you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:15:00 No.13179773 >>13179767 Why do I find this so appealing?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:24:43 No.13179785
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>>13179758
Well it was a lot easier in original MGQ, since you're strapped to a railroad as opposed to being presented a whole world map's worth of nonlinear options and "It's Super Effective" attacks.
I'm sure the solutions are all in /mgqg/ somewhere, but to find it I'd have to sift through a million spoilers.

> this game has too much content
> the battles have too many options
> my fingers are worn down to stubs
> I wish I was playing a linear VN

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:28:09 No.13179793 >>13179785 At least I can grind now. Huge improvement.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:28:17 No.13179794 >>13179514 >you will never remove shitskins with your waifu ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 08:38:21 No.13179810 >>13179773 You get to bully her antennae while you bang her, it's a win-win!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:05:52 No.13179867 File: 155 KB, 1200x2400, oomukade5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179773 Because centipedes are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:12:11 No.13179875 File: 1.06 MB, 2000x2500, seth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where have all the good women gone and where are all the goddesses?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:15:47 No.13179879 >>13179875 >can't hear this song without thinking of shrek

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:23:38 No.13179891 File: 149 KB, 640x480, charizard-sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by an Apsara

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:28:54 No.13179904 >>13178930 I hope these things are useful in combat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:30:03 No.13179907 >>13179904 >Not doing a solo run. Git gud.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:34:38 No.13179919 >>13179298 I have the NieR, Drakengard 3, and Yuki Yuna soundtracks to hold me over. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:39:27 No.13179926 Was there supposed to be a still from the anime released with the announcement?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:40:27 No.13179929 >>13179879 I think of Johnny 5.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:41:04 No.13179932 >>13179891 Lactation isn't even her schtick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 09:58:40 No.13179952 >>13179932 >milk elemental >does not lactate what

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 10:01:51 No.13179957 >>13179514 Crosses? Are you stupid. Effigies and rope work much better to send the message.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 10:42:01 No.13180008 >tfw you will never drink Apsara Milk and Holstaur Milk and pick which one taste better

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 10:52:31 No.13180024 File: 343 KB, 1080x1920, 1423863386594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180008 Why not just combine the two? It worked for the Yetitaur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 10:52:40 No.13180025 >>13180008 >Apsara bouncing seductively >Holst staring at you with wide, tear-filled eyes >You like hers more, but drag out the judging and put on an uncertain expression just to bully her >The longer you go the closer she comes to out-right crying

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 10:56:21 No.13180030

>Come home
>Monster girl waifu is nursing daughteru
>Daughteru softly moans when done
>Waifu burps the daughteru and calls her a good girl when she does and gives her kisses before gently rocking her and singing a lullaby
What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:00:30 No.13180039 >>13180030 Confused, because I didn't know I was married.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:05:44 No.13180051 >>13180039 Such is life, in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:06:41 No.13180052 >>13180024 For some reason I head-canon her as swiss

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:07:17 No.13180055 >>13180030 but my waifu would be the one at work while I'm at home

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:12:02 No.13180070 >>13180030 >toddler daughteru IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:13:27 No.13180074 >>13180051 But how is babby formed?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:14:11 No.13180077 >>13180074 Easy You are not the father

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:20:10 No.13180084 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, ZoogzFt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will monstergirls ever be real? Will I ever get to rub big meaty paws?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:21:07 No.13180085 File: 36 KB, 554x439, 1274765216325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180084 No No

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:25:58 No.13180095 >>13180084 Reminder that in some other universe, your waifu is sad because she'll never meet you. Just kidding, she's not real

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:29:46 No.13180105
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>>13180095
Well, if one believes in the multiverse theory than it's reasonable to assume that in one of those there is a planet dominated by a race of humanoids we'd call anubutts.

And it's also reasonable to assume that some of them wish they had a husbando with smooth skin all around to rub their big meaty paws on.

If only I would've been born a hundred years from now when genetic engineering and space travel are things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:31:34 No.13180109 >>13180105 >genetic engineering and space travel Those are things now, just not to the extent needed for waifus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:33:04 No.13180114 >>13180095 Imagine your waifu typing this: >/mgg/ i just want to headpat an otaku type guy, was that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:33:16 No.13180116 >>13180109 Who's that one old ass fat asshole who wants to ban genetic engineering of humanoid monstergirls?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:35:21 No.13180122

>>13180109
Considering no nation on earth really has a space program anymore, I don't really consider us as a space-faring species.

Neither do we have genetic engineering that's capable of doing more than making mice that glow or wheat that's more resistant to disease.

Freeze me, wake me up when girls with big meaty paws and bushy tails exists.

That way I can be rejected by them as well. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:35:47 No.13180123 >>13180114 >otaku type guy Gross

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:37:27 No.13180130 >>13180123 >but they're the ones needed love the most

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:38:21 No.13180133 >>13180130 yuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:39:11 No.13180135 >>13180130 Where is my flamethrower

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:39:35 No.13180136

>>13180114
Otaku types would be bottom of the barrel in /hbg/
Only the inverse of our centipede lovers would like them
Then you've got the inverse health lovers who want bears
Inverse fit girl lovers who want bodybuilders and athletes
Inverse loli lovers who are /ss/
Inverse fluffy anons who...have a thing for beards and body hair? I guess they would merge with the health lust monsters and go after bears
Inverse vanilla type lovers are after normal guys

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:42:17 No.13180142 >>13180116 I don't know, but he sounds Swedish or Canadian

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:44:36 No.13180146 >>13180114 Pfft hahahah. No.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:47:27 No.13180151
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>>13180130
>YFW in return for a partial alping by the robot devil you're granted a few moments of sight into your waifu's world
>It's bizarro /mgg/ with lesbian succubus bullying and cultist posting
>Yfw you see some one describing you as their husbando
>Yfw the first response is their version of paladin posting. Cultist posting
>"0-/10-wopulds cforruipot inmtyop asnm incuybhuys and nevber see agsauin"
>Ywf monstergirls with BIG MEATY PAWS spend their days shitposting about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:49:24 No.13180155 File: 293 KB, 1024x768, zylphee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179752 >>13179785 This is why I can't wait for the translation. The game seems fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 11:51:46 No.13180159 >>13180122 >That way I can be rejected by them as well. ;_; Ahahah Looser

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:06:04 No.13180178

Haven't played much of Paradox but it seems the characters don't take Nero seriously, mostly because whenever he does something significant nobody is there to see it due to time stop shenanigans.

>>13178386
She's a jack-o'-lantern girl who likes to drop snails on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:09:05 No.13180181 >>13180136 I want to invade and kill my MG counterpart in MG Dark Souls. I wonder how much traffic invasions and co-op still get...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:09:06 No.13180182 File: 557 KB, 576x1024, 1426290688190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180178 >the characters don't take Nero seriously I figured that would happen. >time stop shenanigans That little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:11:08 No.13180186 >>13180182 >figured that would happen. I did too, after all the games poked fun at Angel Halo pretty often.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:12:29 No.13180189 >>13180178 >>13180182 >>13180186 maybe it's just me being optimistic but i think everyone was exaggerating and trying to only focus on the bad parts the game might be good

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:14:19 No.13180192 >>13180182 He looks like genderbender chuuni Rika I hope he at least dick his sisteru

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:14:59 No.13180193 File: 34 KB, 600x600, CAC2GRuU8AAKj5T.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Possible teaser next week. For the anime. Not the horse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:15:23 No.13180195 >>13180178 >Not being DIO Good thing I had no expectations.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:16:37 No.13180200 >>13180182 >>13180192 How has no one said Adell from Disgaea 2? He even has a stupidly big tie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:16:44 No.13180201 >>13180189 I'm personally not big on a lot of the art seen so far, but then again I played MGQ to completion and it had plenty of bad art. I'll at the very least play it to catch 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:17:59 No.13180202 >>13180200 >playing weeb grinding games ayyy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:18:40 No.13180203 >>13180192 >I hope he at least dick his sisteru I can't imagine him as the sort that'd take the initiative. >>13180193 I wonder which studio they will get.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:19:01 No.13180206 >>13180202 >playing Good one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:19:16 No.13180207 File: 292 KB, 640x480, 1426296759322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180201 Eh, I even like Xelvy's drawings only because they're so fucking surreal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:20:23 No.13180214 >>13180200 >Adell His design wasn't a total clusterfuck like Neros, so he gets a free pass.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:21:39 No.13180218 >>13180202 I want neo-/v/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:21:59 No.13180219 >>13180214 >clusterfuck Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:23:44 No.13180226 >>13180206 You mean it's one big QTE cutscene like Order?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:27:37 No.13180234 File: 56 KB, 629x367, 1426298127057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180189 At least they added more vanilla stuff this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:29:57 No.13180240 >>13180234 Those arms look really fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:30:10 No.13180243 >>13180234 Is that a p'orc Is that some motherfuckin p'orc pussy? I might have to play now Also >More vanilla Looks like they added more dicks and vore to counter it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:30:14 No.13180244 >>13180234 >P'orc SHIIIIIIIT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:38:14 No.13180255 File: 312 KB, 640x480, 1908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180234 >>13180243 There's also hot loli oni vanilla action.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:39:00 No.13180258 >>13180234 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER ARM JESUS CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:39:52 No.13180259 >>13180255 >Loli I spy with my little eye, chest meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:40:03 No.13180260 >>13180240 >>13180258 you sure it's not the angle? the arm seems fine to me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:41:07 No.13180262 >>13180259 Compared to >>13178304, calling her a loli is fitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:46:37 No.13180267 >>13180260 Look closely at the P'orc's left arm. I'll give you a hint, she's Captain Hook

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:48:30 No.13180269 >>13180267 her left hand is holding her right wrist or perhaps my eyes are just fucked

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:51:07 No.13180272 Someone post the succubus cheerleader they added to this game pls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:51:49 No.13180273 >>13180272 >>>/vg/97101428

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:00:08 No.13180290 >>13180272 You mean this girl? >>>/vg/97100734 In related news, KC's slime girl got some new CG's and it looks pretty nice. >>>/vg/97099084

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:04:30 No.13180294 File: 185 KB, 453x600, Scylla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180290 >>>/vg/97099084 It saddens me that KC doesn't draw butts more often.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:13:58 No.13180308 >>13180290 >>13180294 I wish he had drawn more stuff for the game.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:16:25 No.13180312 >>13180308 >>13180294 Honestly, seeing some of the stuff in paradox reminds me how good he is at drawing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:18:31 No.13180316 File: 208 KB, 797x571, 765f90f236aebcad7d0b945274dc16ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180294 Alice's butt is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:19:09 No.13180318 >>13180308 He didn't get along with the rest of the development team, or so I was told

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:19:46 No.13180319 >>13180316 It is. Too bad its a lamiass

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:20:53 No.13180323 >>13180318 Given his reaction to MGU grimdark I'm not surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:22:00 No.13180326 >>13180318 Wonder if its due to how many Dead/Bad ends they put in. KC doesn't seem like the guy who would be ok with something like plansect

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:22:31 No.13180327 >>13180319 Not him, but I like butts and Lamias, so it's a good trade-off for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:23:32 No.13180329 File: 191 KB, 797x571, 019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180316 Everything about Alice is delicious. Except for her second vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:25:11 No.13180334 >>13180327 I like both as well, but not together.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:26:07 No.13180338 >>13180319 Come on Anon, don't be an ass about it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:27:44 No.13180344 >>13180326 Isn't he the one who did Alice vore bad ends?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:30:08 No.13180349 >>13180344 Maybe, I don't think the art style changed so probably Given his usual sunshine endings I wonder if they forced him to do it cause "plot"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:34:25 No.13180359 >>13180329 >shitty tsun >delicious When will you learn?

>>	sentinel_ Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:35:55 No.13180361 File: 852 KB, 1200x1800, spideyvector.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first-ever colorfag complete

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:36:52 No.13180364 File: 237 KB, 797x571, bad end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180344 >>13180349 It isn't as bad as many other defeat scenes so I guess he just hesitated a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:37:33 No.13180368 >>13180359 I won't say you're wrong, but if there is anybody who deserves a shitty tsundere its Luka, king of pussy-ass bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:37:42 No.13180370 >>13178564 >>13178568 >>13178570 My bed has been updated and I am ready to write again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:40:06 No.13180376 >>13180359 >>13180368 Can you really blame her? I would've treated Luka like shit too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:40:18 No.13180377 >>13180368 No argument here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:41:18 No.13180382 >>13180376 You know nothing about leading men.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:41:29 No.13180383 >>13180361 That looks great for your first attempt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:44:00 No.13180390 Know any artists/authors specializing in girl-to-MG transformation?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:44:36 No.13180392 >you'll never listen to classic heavy metal with your hellhound waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:45:41 No.13180396 >>13180368 I don't think you where any more brave then he is at age 15-16

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:48:20 No.13180405 File: 771 KB, 941x647, Dark Slime T.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180390 Do we even have stories centering around human girl-to-monstergirl transformation?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:50:01 No.13180408 >>13180405 Baphomet Complex is the only one that comes to mind

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:50:07 No.13180409

>I like Aztec mythology. Actually I have the idea of Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca already, though they are not monsters but gods in the original. But their appearance won't be near future, so please be patient.

Can't wait for south american monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:50:48 No.13180411 File: 695 KB, 1024x2756, 3ea575b583ffd189a0a7fc85d4bb04f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180390 I can only think about this guy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:51:13 No.13180412 >>13180396 It isn't an issue of bravery, its an issue of him being unable to enjoy sex unless he is dominated and abused.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:53:00 No.13180415 >>13180392 My hellhound waifu prefers progressive and stoner metal

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:54:35 No.13180422 >>13180412 >says the guy in a thread about MGs raping men

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:55:36 No.13180427 >>13180422 >pretending this thread isn't more than half vanilla

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:56:57 No.13180431 >>13180427 >implying it's not half rape and half suffering drimdarkness

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:58:28 No.13180439 >>13180422 >>13180427 >>13180431 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:58:42 No.13180441 >>13180431 >implying weresheep wool isn't softer than fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 13:59:21 No.13180443 File: 639 KB, 700x912, 1423606373346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180427 I kinda wish we had more non-consensual snu-nu stories with Stockholm Syndrome endings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:00:08 No.13180445 >>13180405 >>13180408 and there's also this one http://pastebin.com/VgKhugBG

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:00:40 No.13180446 >>13180443 I sure as fuck don't

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:00:56 No.13180449 >>13180422 Speak for yourself 分かりませんw

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:01:01 No.13180450 >>13180439 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:02:05 No.13180452 >>13180446 Nobody said you had to like it, but you should stop getting salty every time it's mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:03:48 No.13180458 >>13180452 Look who's talking. I was expressing my opinion in a very non-controversial way.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:04:02 No.13180459

>>13180443
It's rarely done well. The few times I remember anons trying to write it the stories relied on unrealistic character interactions or weak-willed protagonists. That isn't fun or compelling reading.

I remember one of the writefags posting an interesting sound idea for that female Diablo picture that gets posted here once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:04:14 No.13180460 >>13180445 Was this one written by Darknut?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:05:23 No.13180462 File: 75 KB, 1322x559, Diablo-tan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180459 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:06:15 No.13180465 >>13180462 Bingo. I thought I capped it too but I can't find it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:06:19 No.13180466 >>13180422 >>13180427 Having MGs be only bestial women who rape the shit out of you everytime all the tim and absolutely nothing else gets boring and has no depth at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:07:16 No.13180468 >>13180466 It's also shallow as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:08:27 No.13180471 >>13180466 So is the inverse. I think we have a decent balance now since I regularly see posts from every end of the spectrum. Variety is the spice of life, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:09:06 No.13180474 >>13180466 How is it bring when no one has even written about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:10:33 No.13180479 >>13180474 boring*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:11:07 No.13180482 >>13180474 It's been written about, just not recently. Recently the thread has become hugbox/grimdark split with no rape involved.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:11:33 No.13180486

>>13180471

>Variety

Exactly. This is why we're still here.

>>13180474

>How is it bring when no one has even written about it?

I didn't mean they can't be all rapetrains like in the old threads, they can be whatever you want. I'm just saying that keeping them in one spectrum forever and ever eventually burns out, like endlessly chewing on gum that has already lost its flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:12:22 No.13180488 >>13180482 >no rape involved Oh how far we've fallen.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:16:44 No.13180501

Copy/pasting this thing from a week ago:

>I think seeing it get worked through slowly would have made for a more involving story. Given this instinct is common knowledge/rape is highly normalized and Laska was plainly distraught at the time seems like it would at least be enough to justify the characters not completely breaking off contact, and a monstergirl grappling with the existential crisis over their instinctive drive, and the fact that with no shadow of a doubt they loved every second of what they did, while also feeling intensely ill over what they inflicted on the person they love and understanding how awful/terrifying their actions were could be really rich material. In addition to the usual vampiric crisis/monster in the mirror stuff, the fact that rape victims also commonly experience self loathing and doubt, and all this is magnified by each party loving the other - a monstergirl feeling even more terrible, because her boyfriend blames himself for her distress as part of his self-loathing. Perhaps monstergirls can get more concerned about mindbreak than humans, afraid that if they go too far, they might turn their husband into a doormat where the fire they fell in love with is weakened?

>You can mine so much psychosexual deliciousness out of the reaction to the rape, from both sides. And here we didn't even get into the whole kidnapped-away-from-human-society-yearning-for-home thing, or the combination-of-terror-and-arousal-from-facing-a-less-cosplay-monstergirl things here.
>But take a whiff of MAMONOMANA and boom! Goodbye Stockholm-y cocktail of fear, lust, regret, and disorientation, hello mainlining sunshine.

Deconstruction story when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:17:54 No.13180504 >>13180501 >Laska Eh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:18:56 No.13180505 >>13180501 >Laska I stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:19:29 No.13180508 >>13180504 >>13180505 In b4 >memehate

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:19:40 No.13180509 >>13180501 tl;dr

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:20:14 No.13180512 >>13180504 >>13180505 I don't give a shit about it, haven't even read the story. All I'm saying is a deconstruction about the monstergirl universe could be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:21:32 No.13180513 >>13180512 >deconstruction Peters Spider and the Fly shows the dark side of a monster girls overbearing love.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:24:47 No.13180522
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>>13180501
I wrote half of this
For me it's not even deconstruction. I lived in that dark, prehistoric before-time when the only stuff available was the dodgy translations of the early MGE profiles. The dodgy translations where lamias would straight-up murder your ass and none of the later emphasis on waifuism was known.
http://pastebin.com/PiZjmrLD may be to your tastes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:25:01 No.13180524 >>13180155 We're going to be waiting a long time for that translation though.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:25:05 No.13180525

>One day while browsing the internet you somehow manage to find a website.
>It's an encyclopedia but of human men.
>Curiosity overwhelms you and you decide to look up some names.
>Yep your neighbors are here
>Even you're here in this thing.
>What's written about you is...surprisingly accurate for the most part. Though some parts are...exaggerated
>It even has your preferred MG types listed as well more mundane things like your favorite color and small quirks you do.
>You see a little comment section. The comments you recognize are from mostly Mamono that live near you.
>Some of these comments say things like "I want to protect his smile" to more... less savory things
>You almost want to make an account on this website and tell it to them straight how it is since some things here or there are inaccurate.
>Just to see how things would unfold.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:26:51 No.13180528 >>13180524 Considering Dargoth didn't even finish translation of one tiny demo game, I would say it would take like 4-5 years minimum

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:26:56 No.13180529 >>13177656 Late to the party, but whatever: >Baby crazy Hobgoblin I don't mind, shortstacks are love >Tall Alice No, no loli. Not even tall ones >Superhero Alp NO. JUST NO.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:27:01 No.13180531 >>13180525 Make an account and slut it up as much as possible .

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:27:19 No.13180534 >>13180525 Anon is going to end up as a camwhore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:27:52 No.13180536 >>13180524 >>13180528 I bet I could learn basic moonspeak before the translation is done.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:29:03 No.13180541 File: 1.95 MB, 436x365, 1405877087728.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180522 >Niebelfader I thought you were dead, again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:30:12 No.13180544 >>13180084 Maybe. Maybe. If any of us learned VR and/or AR Modelling, and could help model a true Humanoid AI, that'd be a start. >>13180105 Yeah, like in that one game. Can't believe I have a reason to play that shit now...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:33:27 No.13180554 >>13180084 Nah, they'll never be real. Even with genetic engineering it just won't be the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:34:11 No.13180557 >>13180525 This would freak me out so hard. It wouldn't help that most of the girls commenting on me would clearly be the more horrific MGs/ones what I wouldn't want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:34:29 No.13180559 >TFW trying to think of idea shorts >People I talk to keep telling me i'm just repeating scenarios i've said over and over, like a cow chewing cud >Try not to cry >Cry alot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:35:19 No.13180562 >>13179275 Oh god this was so sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:35:25 No.13180563 >>13180525 >Make anon post >"Anon here! Why don't you come over to my place and find out how much of this is true?" >Wait and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:35:55 No.13180568 >>13180557 but what if it was your favorite MG who commented on it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:36:45 No.13180570 >>13180568 looks aren't everything, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:36:52 No.13180572 >>13180554 All you can do is take comfort that your waifu is likely to exist in another universe somewhere, wishing that you were "real" as she goes about her mundane and boring job adventuring and fighting evil like everyone else in her family.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:37:31 No.13180576

>You are Anon, God of Revels, and you are getting sick of this manticores shit.
>She has spent the last 30 minutes or so bitching and whining that you didn't honor her party despite feeding off the energy of it.
>Of course as you explained when she walked in here, you didn't do rape parties and you certainly didn't define her raping a human womans husband as a party.
>As you're slowly sinking further and further into your chair an angel bursts into the room and shoves the manticore aside.
>You sit up, genuinely curious as to what would cause such a break in decorum.
>The angel pants for a moment or two, attempting to catch her breathe while your loyal servants, the satyrs, forcibly remove the manticore.
>Finally she stands upright and begins to speak, "God of Revels, another God has requested an audience with you."
>You're quite frankly surprised, rare was it that any of the gods decided to actually follow this odd bit of protocol.
>The collective lot of you usually came and went as you needed amongst the other God's realms and temples.
>After a moment of hesitation you respond to the young messenger, "And just who is requesting an audience?"
>She doesn't respond at first, taking a moment to collect and order her thoughts before answering, "Two goddesses, Set and a forgotten goddess, Baal."
>You carefully consider the requests, Hathor had hinting several times that Set wanted to meet you, but nobody had heard from Baal since her worshipers had abandoned her.
>"Allow them obth entrance, but tell Baal that I must meet with another before I can see her.", you say in your most commanding voice.
>As the angel turns to leave you extend your aura a bit, raising her lust significantly; her husband would be in for a wild time once she finished delivering your response.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:37:38 No.13180577 >>13180568 Y'know, if one of my favorite kinds of MGs were living by me, I think I'd have asked her out a fair deal before I learned that someone had posted a stalker-y profile of myself online.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:37:53 No.13180579 >>13180568 >Lich posts all the experiments she would do to me Yeah, I'd be happier with that. Still scared about how they got all this info on me, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:39:07 No.13180584 >>13180568 Knowing anon, his favorite would shitpost about him and how disgusting he is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:39:18 No.13180586 >>13180255 Muh dick!

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:41:13 No.13180592

>>13180579

>Now that you think about there have been a lot of harpies flying around lately.
>They just told you that "it's a secret" when you inquired one about what they're doing.
>And you start to wonder about those times when neighbors asked you some seemingly innocent questions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:44:09 No.13180600 >>13180534 >>13180563 >Acting like a whore Good taste

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:45:03 No.13180608 >>13180584 >lol >"can't use magic" what a fag >"spends most of his time on the internet" good, he can stay there. >he looks like a retard

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:45:44 No.13180609 >>13180600 >Like a whore >Implying I wouldn't turn away any MG I wasn't interested in >Post was anonymous after all, and I can just claim I have no idea what they're talking about >They don't care and bust down the door

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:46:01 No.13180610 >>13180584 I would expect nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:46:21 No.13180612 >>13180563 They'd do what everyone else who see that kind of message does: Assume its a bot/ possible virus link and ignore it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:49:36 No.13180623 >>13180612 Meet hot single monster girls in your area!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:50:37 No.13180625 >>13180608 >>13180610 Anon posts a picture of himself along with >dat health Responses: >fuck off to /d/ >That isn't healthy, that's obese >what a hambeast >Disgusting Anon kills himself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:51:00 No.13180627 >>13180525 I'd probably freak out quite a bit and board up my windows then hide in my bed, never leaving for anything but food.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:51:42 No.13180630 >>13180627 >And then Anon heard a knock on the door..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:53:31 No.13180635 >>13180627 They'll think you're a recluse that needs healing that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:53:43 No.13180636 >>13180623 >expect a virus >its actually worse than that it gives your address to every Manticore, Ushi Oni and for some reason Holstaurus in your area. Why Holts too? No idea, its some stupid glitch or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:54:10 No.13180641 >>13180630 Probably just the landowner coming to demand rent.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:55:56 No.13180647

>>13180625
I can imagine all the shitflinging wars they would have

'delicious brown' vs 'shitskin plz go'
health vs fit
femdom vs maledom (just like here)
cuntboys
And the worst /hbg/ shitposting topic of all, cut vs uncut

My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:56:48 No.13180650 >>13180647 >My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:57:35 No.13180651 >>13180647 Don't forget about humangirls, guro, and yaoi

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:57:42 No.13180653 >>13180650 Nah, that would be their version of monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:58:26 No.13180657 >>13180636 >It turns out the Holstaurus in the area is actually so depraved and vicious that even the Ushi runs like fuck when she crashes the little rape party.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:58:47 No.13180659 >>13180650 Nah, that'd be like Alps to them. Furry would probably be...fully monstrous males? Apes maybe? I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:58:49 No.13180660 >>13180651 I imagine those would be verboten in /hbg/ like their counterparts are here. We don't shitfling about that stuff very often

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 14:59:33 No.13180664

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update in which Hell continues to be loose. I'll be playing with some perspective changes soon so that will be fun. Behemoth-Chan knocks politely and Theinn cuts himself on all the edges. Comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

>Update at line 2540

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:00:08 No.13180667 >>13180635 >There are new comments on your profile after awhile which voice concern about you since they haven't seen you in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:01:35 No.13180671 >>13180647 >>13180659 Yeah, furry would be male monsters/monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:01:37 No.13180672 File: 256 KB, 1440x810, 1426273366764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179298 It's out nigga. >>>/m/12262234

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:01:40 No.13180673 >>13180647 >no vaginaboys >no reverse Alp >My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be. Sexy donkey kong

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:03:03 No.13180677 >>13180672 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:03:47 No.13180680 >>13180677 The OST of Garo: Honoo no Kokuin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:04:32 No.13180684 >>13180667 That would probably just make the poor guy freak out more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:04:37 No.13180685 >>13180667 Anon gets a haircut >New art today >Eww, what the fuck >It's ruined >Eh, It's alright, 6/10 >What's wrong with it? >God dammit >Dat character development Anon starts wearing a hat after that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:05:38 No.13180686 >>13180673 >>no vaginaboys Cuntboys is in there

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:07:49 No.13180697 >>13180667 >What a faggot >I hope he is ded >pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:08:51 No.13180702 >>13180659 Their alps would be monster girls that turn into human boys because reasons. Their furry would be monsterboys, like said by >>13180671

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:09:46 No.13180706 >>13180685 >Anon starts wearing a hat >Wow nice fedora fggt >That's not even a fedora you dumbass. >It looks cute on him!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:10:16 No.13180708 >>13180685 >Anon gets a haircut Who cuts their hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:11:55 No.13180714 I dunno what to write about Anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:12:44 No.13180720 >>13180714 Anon full suffering suicide

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:12:50 No.13180721 >>13180714 A humanboy camwhore teasing lonely NEET monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:13:04 No.13180722 Well shit, i've had 50 tabs of past /mgg/ threads and now chrome decided to finally not open them on startup... there goes a lot of things i've missed and was going to spend a day on....

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:13:06 No.13180723

>>13180576
>Bastet smiled as she watched Set meet with her latest hechman.
>She had been watching anon for some time and had come to two conclusions: one, that anon was weak, a major deity in title alone; and two, that adding his realm to her own would be just purrfect.
>Not to mention it had been a long time since she had a fucktoy worth a damn.
>Bastet rose from her throne and began the work of assembling her troops.
>It was time for her to remind the other gods of the superiority of cats.
>Meanwhile a Sahaguin calmly walked into the room, nodding at Set as they passed each other.
>Anon rose up and rushed to greet the goddess.
"Welcome, welcome, what can I do for you my dear?"
>His pleasantness threw her off, she had expected anger at disturbing him, not joy and- her thoughts where interrupted by anon wrapping her in a bearhug.
>"Meep", was the only reply she could come up with.
>He set the diminutive woman down and took a step back.
"So, as I said, what can I do for you?"
>It took her a moment but she finally got her thoughts straight, "Well aside from a few more hugs like that I kinda need a favor."
>He chuckled
"Hugs I can do, favors... well that depends on what you need."
>She took a deep breath and spoke rather curtly, "I was joking about the hugs, well not really but anyway; I need a place to stay and maybe some worship if you can spare it?"
"Of course I can spare a few worshipers and here you can stay with me in my main temple, I just need to finish up with a few more visitors and then we'll get you set up!"
>"O-oh, thank you!"
"Don't mention it, anything for someone with a history like yours."
>As he led her off to the are where she could wait for him Bastet began her assault on the temple, a hoard of cait siths and jinkos followed in her wake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:13:31 No.13180726 >>13180714 get a monster spinner and spin. Or write about a less talked about monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:13:35 No.13180727 >>13180722 Do not submit to the botnet.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:14:07 No.13180730

>>13180702
>Be friends with neighbor
>He's a total bro, and your wives get along too
>One day you hear yelling from next door
>Neighbors wife packs a suitcase into the car and drives off
>You're curious but don't want to pry, so you pretend you didn't see anything
>He shows up at your door that night, drunk off his ass
>Apparently his wife found out he use to be a lizard girl and left him
>"Well that's what you get for lying to her, faggot"

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:16:20 No.13180740

>>13180722
I've got 21 open.
I participated in all of them, I just have them open because...I don't even know.

There are some I kept open because "Hrm, cool stuff in here, might wanna screencap it."

But then I started keeping every thread open, regardless of whether it had cool stuff in it or not, and now it's just a habit. I can't even remember which threads contain cool stuff anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:16:23 No.13180741 >>13180706 >>It looks cute on him! >Shai plz, he looks like a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:17:58 No.13180746 >>13180740 that was my same thing, but i would sometimes come home from an overextended workout and have no time to read thread....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:18:22 No.13180748 >>13180741 >Every anon looks like a faggot to you, though. >because they are, lezzo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:18:45 No.13180749 >>13180706 >Anon shaves >He looks like a faggot! >You're a faggot! >I think he looks adorable!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:20:49 No.13180753 >>13180714 Literally anything in here http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:22:52 No.13180760 >>13180741 >>13180748 >>13180749 >/hbg/ >Shai gets shit on by the other posters for being a hugboxy carebear ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:25:02 No.13180766 >>13180760 she cant help it, she's too olev for her own good

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:25:18 No.13180768 >>13180753 >Futa God with futa paladins >makes all girls futa Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:26:37 No.13180769 >>13180525 >"I want to protect his smile" >Profile picture of me smiling That's innacurate

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:26:39 No.13180770 >>13180768 That's from the last thread, were you there?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:28:25 No.13180775 >>13180760 >fuck off sunshinefag >humans a shit, they can't feel love and only care about your body >they will treat you like a cumdump >remove humans Tfw they are right

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:29:34 No.13180778 >>13180770 No, where did it came from?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:31:22 No.13180783 >>13180753 >>13180768 Can we just start telling Greens to fuck off now? The Priapus stuff was never meant to be futa related, he cherry-picked that shit out to make it as inflammatory as possible

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:31:30 No.13180784 >>13180778 A running gag about a greek god that grants those he touches a massive, and I mean MASSIVE erection. some dude thought it would be funny to make an MG based on him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:32:46 No.13180786 >>13180783 You seem to be the only one who cares. It's a joke, and if it gets you that pissed off you really shouldn't be here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:33:31 No.13180790 Name something more adorable than your toddler monster girl daughteru carrying her infant little sister around the house showing her all the things inside the house

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:34:14 No.13180794 >>13180790 Something real

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:34:23 No.13180796

>>13180723
>Anon returned to find a war going on, or rather a bunch of cats being assholes in the middle of his temple.
>The satyrs where too drunk to defend the temple.
>Now that he saw what was going on he extended his aura to the outer borders of the temple, filling the haughty cats with drunkenness and making his drunk satyrs into powerful hoplites.
>From there it was a very short order to get the drunken shits rounded up and thrown out, leaving only their mistress.
>That cat in particular was currently freaking the fuck out and fighting off his army in the main room.
>Anon stormed into the room, having grabbed his staff on the way, to find Bastet fighting with everything she had.
>It was a losing battle though, the sheer number of satyrs and the fact that anon started flinging fire at her meant she was subdued in short order.
>Anon calmly walked up to the exhausted and bound catgirl with a smug smirk on his face.
"Now what do we have here? A bitch who fancies herself a conqueror?"
>Bastets only response was muffled by her own panties which had been stuffed into her mouth.
"Don't bother trying to speak dear."
>Anon reached up and grabbed her ear, rubbing it between his fingers, causing the catgirl to moan and struggle to get away from his teasing.
>Anon continued this and even began scratching her behind her other ear, getting so into torturing the woman that he failled to notice the arrival of Ra.
>Ra scattered the satyrs with a few beats of her wings and had Anon pinned to the wall before he could react.
>"You had best learn your place, or else being cute wont' stop me from wrecking your shit.", she whispered harshly into his ear before grabbing Bastet and teleporting the both of them back to her realm.
>Anon slowly stood up, leaning against the wall for support as his servants went about repairing the damage done by the invaders.
"Fucking cats."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:34:59 No.13180797 >>13180786 Anon greens is turning into a bigger faggot than nega

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:35:24 No.13180799 >>13180796 And pastebin http://pastebin.com/MhkDGBCn

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:35:47 No.13180802 >>13180794 But Anon, reality is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:36:32 No.13180804 >>13180797 Why? because he can joke about futa? I don't care. Why would it bother me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:37:33 No.13180808 >>13180802 Meh, sometimes. But not allways. Something real is always more valuable than something imagined.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:38:14 No.13180812 >>13180808 Tell that to the fact we live in a SJW controlled world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:39:10 No.13180816 >>13180797 Writing futa on male should have tipped you off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:39:50 No.13180822 >>13180804 You weren't around for his hours long debate with his haters a few threads back, were you? It was almost as bad as ___alp

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:41:42 No.13180826

>>13180822
I was. That wasn't necessary on either parts. He seemed like an idiot at times, but he was no better than those who "criticized" him-really it was just two dudes saying he's butthurt for an hour an a half. The one bright part of the argument was the one anon who actually wrote out his arguments. Good on him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:41:47 No.13180827 >>13180775 Speak for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:41:49 No.13180828 File: 386 KB, 905x1280, 30f34ee0c0c383006c0dd9c34149a789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"What about my seal??...Come here already, I just want a hug.....huff huff..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:42:22 No.13180832 >>13180812 Only amercucks and eurocucks live in that shit >2015 >not fighting for the glory of Islam and death of all sjw related shit Takbir, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:42:42 No.13180836 >>13180822 I don't know. At least Alp does it because he wants to please everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:43:07 No.13180839 >>13180812 what do sjws have to do with anything are you ok anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:43:22 No.13180842 >>13180828 No fug off spidercow. >>13180826 >>13180822 Really, the most you can say is he may be an idiot, but copy-pasting "butthurt" 32 times is not how you win an argument. Again, good on the one anon who used his brain. Round of applause.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:43:43 No.13180848 >>13180832 >islam Another group of people who can choke on their own dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:43:48 No.13180849 >>13180816 God dammit. And to think telling him time and again not to do stupid so he wouldn't ruin the recap custom would make him understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:44:12 No.13180851 >>13180828 >huff huff Does that involve her sizable bosom?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:44:38 No.13180853 >>13180802 Only if you are a tip fedora looser

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:45:57 No.13180860 >>13180848 Absolutely haram

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:46:36 No.13180861 >>13180826 The haters were dumbasses, yeah, but greens took that shit totally seriously and defended himself, with his name on, for hours. That's nega tier, easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:47:36 No.13180865 >>13180828 I wonder how much it would cost to have my pelvis replaced with a titanium one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:48:21 No.13180867 >>13180826 >the one anon who actually wrote out his arguments There was a sane person in that shitfest?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:48:36 No.13180868 >>13180853 Sir, it seems you are confused, tumblr is over there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:48:51 No.13180869 >>13180836 I feel like he does it for the attention too. Either that or he has cripplingly low self-esteem.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:48:57 No.13180870

>>13180861
So we have idiots all around the board. Still, greens seems to have shut up about his name and rants hasn't he? At the very least, that is progress.

Back to the main point, In the way it is written, the futa thing seems to be a joke, and therefore isn't worth getting upset about. If he starts spamming /d/, go nuts, but until then, I can't get mad about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:50:04 No.13180879 >>13180867 Yes. or at least mostly sane. Greens and him exchanged lengthy posts for a little while before the argument died.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:50:53 No.13180883 File: 326 KB, 640x675, 1425096375058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's with some of you dropping buzzwords or mentioning things that have nothing to do with whatever the rest was talking about? It's schizophrenic as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:51:32 No.13180885 >>13180883 Welcome to MGG, we hate everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:51:34 No.13180886 >>13180870 >the futa thing seems to be a joke, Could someone expl

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:51:44 No.13180887 >>13180832 sjw's support Islam you fucking retarded heathen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:51:47 No.13180888 >>13180883 I liked Dexter's Laboratory. That was a good show.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:52:12 No.13180894 >>13180883 We can't all be as sophisticated as you, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:52:21 No.13180895 >>13180867 I couldn't tell you, I didn't bother reading most of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:52:46 No.13180896 >>13180870 >the futa thing seems to be a joke, Could someone explain it tom me? I'm just not seeing the amusing part.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:52:51 No.13180897 >>13180886 Thegreens is our replacement recap guy, as you've no doubt noticed. tl;dr, he mentions fights in his recaps, which is unlike old recapanon, and some don't like that. >>13180895 Which is a good thing, it didn't really get anything done.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:52:58 No.13180898 >>13180886 Anon...? Anon, answer the radio. ANON THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:53:41 No.13180902 >>13180753 Yeah no. I trust TheGreens about as much as I trust Adrenal Glands and InariKitsune for story ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:54:53 No.13180903 >>13180902 You know all of those things are requests made by people on here- you can find them in the threads if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:55:00 No.13180904 >>13180887 Too bad Islam doesn't support sjw and will lynch all of them once they get enough power

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:55:14 No.13180905 >>13180886 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13168234/#13171382

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:55:29 No.13180906 >>13180812 >Controlled Please. They control Youtube and Twitter at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:56:22 No.13180907 >>13180905 >https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13168234/#13171382 Good god man, can we not bring it up again? I don't want to read that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:57:02 No.13180911 >>13180904 >rooting for the sand monkeys I hate sjws just as much as everbody else, but you might wanna choose better allies.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:59:16 No.13180920

>>13180902

If anything I preferred Negawalker to this guy. At least he produced interesting content, even if he was full of himself for it. Greens can't even make his recaps concise like they were supposed to be and mentions all the shitposting too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:59:18 No.13180921 >>13180904 >>13180911 Let them duke it out without letting either get enough power. Erradicate the survivors later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:59:21 No.13180923 WHO CARES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 15:59:57 No.13180925 >All these people implying that Greens wasn't shitposting with his shit recaps from the get-go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:01:14 No.13180928 >>13180923 I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:01:22 No.13180931 >>13180920 >>13180925 Meh. It's just a recap and request thread. Do people really hate having a replacement that much? Two posts a day and some comments don't seem like anything worth noting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:01:42 No.13180932 >>13180921 nothing a few neutron bombs and mines can fix.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:02:34 No.13180936 >>13180906 and video games.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:03:23 No.13180940

>>13180931
They just want to shit all over him. Like with Bob and Inari, they keep pulling shit out of there ass as an excuse to keep insulting them. It's rather pathetic that 3 or 4 people think this is fun enough to keep doing for months on end.
And now someone will reply to this saying something like "fuck you" or "fagot"

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:04:22 No.13180941

>>13180870
>the futa thing seems to be a joke
How? He not only put it in the recap, he put it on his list of stuff for people to draw, and he has written futa on male in the past. Why would you assume it is a joke?

Look through the posts about it. >>13180905

It clearly isn't meant to be futa related. That he would pick out a couple of posts and record it as futa despite the clarifications means he's either a faggot trying to push futa, or a faggot trying to stir shit up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:05:01 No.13180943 >>13180940 Are you actually defending Bob and Inari?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:05:38 No.13180946 >>13180905 Thanks, but I'm still not seeing it. Maybe I have a skewed sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:05:45 No.13180947 >>13180941 >futa on male in the past What? When? I never saw this. Are you talking about the thing in the pastebin? You know he didn't write that, correct?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:06:08 No.13180950 >>13180943 Are you looking for an excuse to cause another shitstorm for retarded reasons?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:06:34 No.13180952 >>13180940 So you're saying Greens is on the same level as Bob and Inari. You're right, I agree entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:06:47 No.13180955 >>13180940 Bob did nuffin wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:07:08 No.13180957 >>13180940 >months I'm pretty sure it's been more than an year since Bob hate started

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:07:14 No.13180958 >>13180952 >strawmanning

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:10:41 No.13180970 >>13180947 >>13180941 Can someone please tell me when this happened? Everything greens has written that I've seen is 100% normal for these threads, and mostly greentexts at that. When did the futa thing happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:10:45 No.13180971 Still waiting for KC to add a clown monster girl.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:12:55 No.13180980

>>13180947
If he didn't write it then he put it in his own pastebin without citing its original source or even putting in a note indicating he isn't the author, which is an entirely different kind of faggoty behavior. In any case, he has futa on male in his pastebin so the point still stands.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:13:39 No.13180982 I want to be cuddled by a pregnant apophis and pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:14:18 No.13180986 >>13180970 http://pastebin.com/MhPBCypR

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:14:51 No.13180988 >>13180982 >Their pregnant bellies get close to each other >The young Apophis and Pharaoh inside begin trying to kick at each other from within

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:15:18 No.13180989

>>13180980
Dude, you know that was originally on an unlisted pastebin? Submitted as a guest? Probably saved it to show to someone or something.

I mean, I guess you could say he was trying to steal it, but who the fuck would steal a poorly written FUTA story? Where's the demand for that?
>>13180986
Again, see above, the original guest-submitted version of that was posted days before greens ever put his mitts on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:15:44 No.13180992 >>13180988 >Apophis >Kick Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:16:16 No.13180994 >>13180992 Tail whip.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:16:59 No.13180998 >>13180994 But that only lowers the Pharaoh's defences

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:17:00 No.13180999 >>13180992 Then she would do the Lamia equivalent of a kick, like some strong tail twitch

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:17:07 No.13181000 >>13180992 This is as bad as the wurm who wraps her arms and legs around you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:17:37 No.13181001 >>13180986 Cripes, what a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:17:40 No.13181003 >>13180992 Her mother quaffed too many potions during pregnancy. They have warning labels for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:18:22 No.13181007 >>13180998 >>13180992 >your not an apophis! your an echidna. Look! This hood comes right off!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:19:14 No.13181009 >>13181007 This kills the snake

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:19:33 No.13181011 >>13181007 >Things which may be removed >Comes right off >Evidence Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:19:37 No.13181012 >>13180920 My only problem with Negawalker was he used annoying ticks when typing and had the ego of a washed up performer like Kanye West

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:21:32 No.13181021 >>13181012 >annoying ticks Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:22:57 No.13181026 >>13181021 >Hi I'm negawalker-poi!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:24:30 No.13181030 >>13181026 >-poi! The fuck does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:24:33 No.13181032 File: 205 KB, 640x480, 80_nero_st03b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tall >handsome >powerful How in the fuck did Luka, the prince of hetare, father Nero?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:25:01 No.13181036 >>13181011 >That's the joke.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:25:07 No.13181038

>>13181012
I actually missed the Negastorm. Last I heard of him was when I was in a thread and he posted his first thing, a wyvern story. I remember everybody sucking his dick over it in the thread so I read it and found it to be pretty average, maybe even substandard.

Then I come back to the threads after a while and I hear all this stuff about his ego and I start wondering if he was samefag praising himself in that first thread he posted in.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:25:41 No.13181040 >>13181032 Maybe there are some alpha genes in that beta faggot? We may never know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:26:07 No.13181042 >>13181032 >tall >handsome >powerful He's none of those.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:26:09 No.13181043 >>13181032 >>tall >>handsome >>powerful 1/3 He's tall

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:26:30 No.13181047 >>13181032 His wife does have a "papers please" vagina and womb

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:26:35 No.13181048 >tfw I started another shitstorm Why it feels so good to be the Jew?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:26:46 No.13181050 >>13181030 It's the newest, funniest may-may

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:27:12 No.13181052 >>13181032 wow is he in 8th grade or something that behind the back scythe hold very definition of chuuni

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:27:13 No.13181053 >>13181032 But nobody takes him seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:27:33 No.13181054 >>13181040 His dad was pretty alpha I think

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:28:35 No.13181058 >>13181052 >>13181053 It'll be funny if he actually ends up being a chuuni

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:29:08 No.13181061 >>13181054 So those faggy genes came from his mom? Fucking angels man...

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:29:32 No.13181062

>check MGQ Paradox files on exhentai
>read comments
>"While there is a lot of content to the game, it is horribly executed compared to the original. No one wants to grind a game where the combat is slow, exp gain is horrible, and if you miss a conversation by accident, you wont even know where to go next..."

I'm triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:29:57 No.13181064 Lazarus did nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:30:14 No.13181066 >>13181058 At least that would add some debt to the character. I really couldn't take another "Badass in kingdom hearts clothes".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:30:25 No.13181067 >>13181043 He's not doing too badly on the looks either and supposedly it's played for giggles that every time he does show off no one is there to see him, or no one gives a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:31:02 No.13181070 File: 274 KB, 640x480, lazp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181064 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:31:11 No.13181071 >>13181062 Kids these days can't handle old style RPGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:31:22 No.13181073 >>13181062 >Not using cheat engine You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:32:43 No.13181079 File: 137 KB, 1280x960, QT3.14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much do you like monster girls? How about this cute one!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:32:46 No.13181080 >>13181067 I think he's ugly as hell in that picture, and not because of the outfit. His face looks ugly to me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:33:55 No.13181085 >>13181079 EVIL. EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:33:59 No.13181086 File: 60 KB, 260x184, 1426281164637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181032 Reminder he's got his pants belted together for some reason. >>13181071 Yeah, what the fuck. He's basically complaining because it's actually a game.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:36:31 No.13181098 >>13181079 NONONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:37:03 No.13181102 >>13181070 >Killing the evil monsters >killing the traitor What a hero.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:37:53 No.13181108 >>13181085 >>13181098 I always see this reaction. What's wrong with her? She looks cute to me.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:38:07 No.13181109

>>13181080
Then you have a weird sense of aesthetics, because that's a standard bishounen. If he's following the trope to a T, then he must be a bookworm prodigy with super high fighting potential, have a love octahedron where he's the only male back at home and two or three slightly homo bros as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:38:10 No.13181110 >>13181086 >Reminder he's got his pants belted together for some reason. Don't you know? More belts equal more power.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:38:42 No.13181112 >>13181086 The game may actually be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:39:05 No.13181113 >>13181021 He uses // for emphasis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:39:39 No.13181115 >>13181108 Well, she doesn't like videos of cats.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:39:46 No.13181117 >>13181109 >weird sense of aesthetics That's possible, I've never felt bishie types were particularly attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:39:55 No.13181120 >>13181086 He's just sealing his power, man. Can't hold back enough when fighting against small fry if his mobility isn't severely impaired as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:40:54 No.13181126 >>13181108 She's a star monster that wants to get knocked up so she can kill and replace the human race

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:41:18 No.13181127 >>13181079 >>13181085 >>13181098 I've been wanting to play this for a while. Might as well do it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:42:13 No.13181130 >>13181126 Oh. That's pretty bad then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:42:28 No.13181131 >>13181127 >nips meet aliens Eh, it's short, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:42:54 No.13181133 >>13181079 Saya is waifu material And she even helps humanity evolve to the next stage 10/10 waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:44:12 No.13181136 >>13181127 Go for it It's helluva fun and Lovecraft-y

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:44:47 No.13181137 File: 159 KB, 960x1068, 35450959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181117 You gay or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:45:05 No.13181139 >>13181108 She is the cutest flesh eating eldritch abomination

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:45:10 No.13181141 File: 547 KB, 1200x1716, Ftaghn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181133 You can never go wrong with Lovecraftian Horrors for MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:46:28 No.13181146 >>13181141 >monstergirlquestpart3.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:47:23 No.13181150 >>13181137 It's probably because I superimpose Japanese facial structure onto them and that makes them look kind of...well, ugly. Less attractive at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:48:35 No.13181155 >>13181146 That girl is actually really nice and tender.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:51:22 No.13181164 >>13181137 I dropped that after the first chapter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:52:22 No.13181167 >>13181164 You're in luck, it's getting an anime.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:55:05 No.13181179
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>you will never be the doctor that has to inform Miia, 6 months after her marriage to Darling, that she is completely infertile, and that human-lamia artificial wombs have yet to produce viable offspring

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:57:36 No.13181185

>>13181179
>You will never tell Centora that she smells like a barn
>You will never tell Papi that she's as much of a strain to take care of as an invalid
>You will never tell Dracosa that she'll never get a good woman
>You will never tell that spider lady that she's a best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 16:59:01 No.13181190 >>13181179 >>13181185 You're both meanies. But no, according to MGQ interspecies offspring is possible. Fuck your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:02:13 No.13181200 >>13181185 >You will never tell Suu that you like her poison personality more

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:03:32 No.13181207 >>13181200 poison suu is best suu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:04:20 No.13181212 >>13181207 Shit with sprinkles on it is still shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:05:21 No.13181216 >>13181212 What does your taste have to do with second best girl, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:06:36 No.13181221 >>13181216 The same could be said for your taste anon. All EMG's a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:07:03 No.13181222 >>13181032 Because the mother of his child is one of the most powerful monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:07:08 No.13181223 File: 728 KB, 866x1200, 1420497813641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:07:48 No.13181224 >>13181221 What does my taste have to do with second best girl? I simply like her, that's all.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:08:28 No.13181227

>>13181190
Yes. Everyone but her can have Darling's kids. Everyone but her can have kids at all.

>you will never watch Miia try not to break down in tears as she stares at your framed photo of you, your monster girl wife, and your hybrid kids while denying the truth
>you will never see monster girls rise beyond being third-class citizens through the years to come, openly having human partners, while Miia gets divorced and left behind, hated by her lamia clan for deceiving them, unwanted and broken
>you will never pass by a dark alley with Miia in a bundle of ragged blankets in winter, feebly holding a sign stating will mate for food, having been ejected from Darling's house for being a depressive layabout
>you will never read the newspaper to read a brief bit about Miia's corpse discovered in a freezer warehouse, the apparent cause being suicide by cold blood

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:09:10 No.13181229 File: 129 KB, 329x489, mm_c31_27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181207 But that's wrong anon

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:10:04 No.13181233
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>>13181222
THE most powerful monster.

Pretty sure it was mentioned that the next monster lord is always stronger than the previous one.

Obviously this means their daughter will be OP as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:10:27 No.13181235 >>13181229 I want to lick her back

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:10:27 No.13181236 Isn't luka supposed to be a shota? Of course luka a shit, he's like 16 at most and is functionally a virgin. (remember that he never actually has sex with every monster he meets, at most a handful of blowjobs)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:12:23 No.13181243 >>13181233 Have you seen her? She's some sonic OC bullshit, of course they're gonna make her OP as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:12:32 No.13181245 >>13181236 Indeed, both Alice and Luka were virgins until they decided to have sex before going to Hellgondo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:13:01 No.13181250 I want to carry a pink familiar who's pregnant with twins and is blushing with embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:15:05 No.13181254 >>13181000 Anon...Come on, don't bring up old mistakes of the past.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:16:58 No.13181259 File: 377 KB, 640x480, 0657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181243 >She's some sonic OC bullshit Honestly what were people expecting when they're the children of the main characters? Besides, she's a qt, unlike his chuuni brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:17:38 No.13181263 >>13181233 nah Alice mom was stronger than Alice And Black Alice holy shit maybe each one gets weaker, but definitely not stronger

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:18:03 No.13181266 >>13181259 If that's cute, I don't know what is. I have no hope for Paradox if the character designs are to speak for anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:19:16 No.13181272 I guess we're not fighting about greens anymore huh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:20:28 No.13181274 >>13181259 Its like the wings and magic orb thingies are shitty deviant art edits.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:20:30 No.13181275 >>13181263 >Alice mom was stronger than Alice Alice is stronger than her, especially now. You can't compare them when she was a child. >And Black Alice holy shit She got stronger during all those hundreds of years she was away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:21:00 No.13181276 >>13181254 I'm sorry, Anon. I said that just for you. I was hoping you were here. BullyingIntensifies.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:21:13 No.13181277 >>13181233 What is the Pharaoh reading that means the grape snake gets head pats

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:21:46 No.13181278 >>13181272 Nope. We ought to move on to greener pastures. Like how Alice would've been better if she were a Dandere with a perverted dom streak.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:22:22 No.13181279 >>13181277 She got accepted into a top college, now she can pursue her dreams of a PhD in Subterfuge and Analytics.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:22:23 No.13181280 >>13181259 I will be very disappointed if she doesn't rape her brother and/or father.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:22:48 No.13181281 File: 108 KB, 640x480, 0798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hnnnnnngh those abs. Why couldn't they add more girls like this one and the oni

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:23:02 No.13181282 >>13181277 She drew a picture of her making a flower crown for her adopted mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:23:58 No.13181285 >>13181250 You have fine taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:23:58 No.13181286 >>13181278 She still would have been shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:24:05 No.13181287 >>13181281 >Those pasties Somehow, monster girls make them look better than anybody really can.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:24:12 No.13181288 File: 899 KB, 2604x2046, spidermom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:24:27 No.13181290 >>13181278 >greener fuck you charon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:25:11 No.13181291 >>13181286 Alright, how do you think they could've made her better? I must know, because lamias must be best girl, always and forever.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:25:13 No.13181292

>TFW try to think of story ideas of my top five MG waifus
>TFW it always leads back to Manticore
>TFW can't escape being typecast as the Manticore writefaggot just like Ben Stiller is typecast as the unfunny washed up actor coasting on his parent's fame
>TFW I am the Manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:26:49 No.13181296 >>13181291 By making sure she didn't exist. MGQ was fucking garbage, the world would've been better if it never existed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:27:23 No.13181297 >>13181292 Get it over with Anon. Once you write about tailpussy you'll no long feel the urge to write about it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:27:36 No.13181298 >>13181296 But anon...muh lamias. Come on, give me something, anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:28:00 No.13181299 File: 319 KB, 640x480, 1108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181296 That's cool and all but check this idol cheerleader.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:28:50 No.13181301 >>13181299 Succubi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:28:58 No.13181303 >>13181299 Idol cheerleaders are SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:29:32 No.13181304 >>13181288 I bet those aren't even her kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:29:37 No.13181305 >>13181288 How the fuck would anyone handle all those daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:29:44 No.13181306 >>13181296 Nice trolling and bait, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:30:40 No.13181307 File: 346 KB, 640x480, 1145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181303 T-then check this zombie girl with a beartrap on her head.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:30:59 No.13181308 >>13181306 I'm not even gonna bite. All you got is a hook there anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:31:04 No.13181309 >>13181303 I agree. >>13181301 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:31:23 No.13181310 >>13181299 What's wrong with her neck/head?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:31:33 No.13181311 >>13181305 By not having a shit tier wife for starters

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:31:40 No.13181312 >>13181297 But I have written about tailpussy Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:31:54 No.13181314 >>13181297 no longer*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:32:27 No.13181316 >>13181308 >calling being called out bait Still baiting, I see.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:32:56 No.13181317 >>13181312 Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:33:03 No.13181318 >>13181312 Link? Assuming you're not Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:33:32 No.13181321 >>13181316 You're not even trying anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:34:16 No.13181324 >>13181304 Spiders actively adopt other peoples kid's, so be warned, when a look out if a spider's about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:35:10 No.13181327 File: 263 KB, 640x480, 1459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:35:17 No.13181328 File: 346 KB, 640x480, ct_nero2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181280 I'll bet you she's a good girl who aspires to be a hero and the one with demon king delusions is Nero.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:37:05 No.13181331 >>13181328 i hope so

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:38:48 No.13181335 >>13181328 This guy needs to be alped. It's the only fate fitting for an edgelord like him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:38:51 No.13181336 >>13181328 Is that a tie on the back of his suit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:38:51 No.13181337 >>13181310 The artist fucked up the layers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:38:58 No.13181338 Paradox is probably gonna be shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:39:12 No.13181339 >>13180255 HNNNNNNNGH If only she packed some more muscle like a proper oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:42:24 No.13181343 >>13181338 We get it you can stop shitposting now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:42:49 No.13181345 >>13181335 >the only fate fitting for an edgelord >edgy guy turns into an Alp >you now have an edgy Alp on your hands I don't see the improvement.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:43:50 No.13181347 >>13180783 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:44:33 No.13181352 >>13181345 At least she can be dicked now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:44:46 No.13181353 >>13181345 It's dramatically increased his weakness to bullying. That's his weakness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:44:58 No.13181355 File: 18 KB, 324x304, 1423330233195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's food for thought, what if you get to the shit out of Nero with King Tabasco Sauce and Lazarus in your party?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:45:37 No.13181357 >>13181345 >>13181352 What the fuck is an alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:46:12 No.13181358 >>13181355 kick the*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:46:47 No.13181359 >>13181357 You could use Google instead of getting people here to bully you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:47:39 No.13181363 >>13181357 Newfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:47:51 No.13181364 >>13181359 I keep getting shit in french. I don't speak snail, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:48:20 No.13181365 >>13181357 Welcome to these threads junior. I hope you're ready for initiation. Unzips Dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:48:28 No.13181366 File: 183 KB, 640x480, 0089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >handjob-girl.png >>13181364 Google "alp monster girl".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:48:36 No.13181368 >>13181364 Go to the encyclopedia you moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:50:19 No.13181373 >>13181363 Give me a break, I haven't been here since the first tsujidou game came out. You faggots turned into /v/ 2.5, I don't follow your silly jargon any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:50:36 No.13181374 File: 136 KB, 1200x552, MGE_Alp_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181357

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:51:45 No.13181381 >>13181368 >>13181374 Well, that explains it. But the name makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:52:42 No.13181387 File: 69 KB, 300x300, 1425497497591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181373

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:53:30 No.13181389 >>13181374 Wait, doesn't one have to be an Incubi first before becoming an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:53:50 No.13181390 >>13181381 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_%28folklore%29

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:54:56 No.13181395 >>13181390 So basically a gay vampire. Sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 17:58:13 No.13181399 >>13180796 This was cool but Baal became Bastet in between posts and it confused me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:01:05 No.13181402 >>13181373 It's only been less than 3 years since it was released, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:01:27 No.13181404 An ALP is a guy who becomes a woman cause he prefers the dick. Its a MG type for homosexuals .

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:02:30 No.13181408 >>13181404 What if you want to be an Alp not because you want dick, but because you just want to be a cute girl with breasts and an ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:03:17 No.13181411 >>13181402 You guys became too spirited and on topic for me. I had to move on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:03:32 No.13181413 >>13181408 Then you're a tranny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:04:01 No.13181415 >>13181408 Nope, requires you to want the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:04:57 No.13181419 There is a certain nameless nerd that always goes on and on about Alps , never shuts up about it. Also has a really annoying TF fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:04:57 No.13181420 >>13181415 Alright well then how do I want the dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:05:21 No.13181423 >>13181415 No, it clearly says in the profile "I want to be a woman". One can sill want to be a woman without wanting dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:07:01 No.13181426 >>13181420 Watch gay or shemale porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:08:53 No.13181430 >>13181426 But that sounds gay though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:08:58 No.13181431 >>13181423 Well, if that's what you want then go for it. Just don't be surprised when being a Succubi type and a monster girl make you want the dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:09:22 No.13181432 >>13181430 Not if you say no homo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:10:32 No.13181434 >>13181432 If I say "No Homo" will I still Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:10:34 No.13181435 >>13181431 Nothing's stopping you from going after other girls you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:11:48 No.13181438 File: 349 KB, 1280x1592, lewd lich-cs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181419 Yep, just let it blow over until he stops.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:12:10 No.13181439 >>13181434 No, it's how /fit/ stay male and aren't just a bunch of muscled Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:12:11 No.13181440 I figure all the alp hate stems from the fact that nobody here has confidence in their gender. There's no other reason why people would freak out so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:12:32 No.13181441 >>13181435 >Yuri It's what I'd do, but let's not trigger the autists right now, mmmmkay?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:13:12 No.13181442 >>13181438 Would be better with a deadpan face and heartpupils.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:14:02 No.13181445 >>13181438 That drool ruins the image every time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:14:02 No.13181446 >>13181318 Gonna take a rain check on that. >>13181317 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:14:23 No.13181447 >>13181439 They're big Alps...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:14:27 No.13181449 >>13181441 Alright

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:14:39 No.13181450 File: 1001 KB, 955x957, Lpx2x1F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181440

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:15:32 No.13181452 >>13181450 You didn't have to respond.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:16:45 No.13181454 >>13181442 >>13181445 It's an accurate depiction of what happens when a Lich's phylactery gets destroyed. >>13181446 RSanon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:16:46 No.13181455 >>13181446 Dammit Bollocks, go and write some more. Even if it's tailpussy, especially if it's tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:17:46 No.13181458 >>13181447 4 u

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:18:05 No.13181459

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother greyguard update. We vampire now. We vampire and meltin' furry brains. Comments and criticisms are vastly welcome.

>update from 2633

Some time I need to rewrite some of this crap. some of the dialog is so cringey and fedorable. Particularly his introduction to Teresa holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:18:08 No.13181460 >>13181447 4u

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:19:34 No.13181462 >>13181458 >You will never bully Alps that are nearly twice your size and could easily crash your plane with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:19:36 No.13181463 >>13181423 You would be fairly fucked if that was the case. Becoming an alp doesn't make you a girl, it makes you a monster girl. And MG's crave the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:21:54 No.13181466 >>13181463 Yeah no. We are not having this argument again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:23:52 No.13181468 File: 654 KB, 1280x1592, Mouth Wiped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181445 >>13181438 That droll bugs me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:24:24 No.13181470 >>13181462 >If I pulled you tail would you die?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:25:09 No.13181473 >>13181438 >>13181468 >Lich >Heart pupils It's like people don't know what emotionless means.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:26:00 No.13181475 >>13181468 You messed up her lip where you "Wiped" the drool off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:26:15 No.13181477 >>13181466 Not him but what argument? He posted a fact about MGE monster girls so what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:26:32 No.13181478 >>13181468 Could you do the same with the uncensored version? >>13181473 Broken phylactery, read her profile you rube.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:27:11 No.13181481

>>13181459
How the hell do you write this fast? I barely get around to reading your shit, only to find that you have somehow updated again. Seriously though, keep up the good work. The only thing I can say is that I wish that you watched your spelling a bit better. It's a little distracting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:27:28 No.13181483 File: 268 KB, 1200x939, 1419651873219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what old playtime equipment would you waifu like the most?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:28:19 No.13181485 >>13181478 If her phylactery is broken then why is she on top? There's no way someone who has a Lich wife with a broken phylactery is on the bottom, unless they are Luka tier sub.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:28:36 No.13181486 >>13181483 Swings Master Race Any other choice is gay as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:29:06 No.13181488 >>13181483 I really don't know. What kind of things do cows like to play with, other than getting their heads stuck in places?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:29:38 No.13181489 >>13181485 >on top I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:29:43 No.13181490 >>13181488 >Young Holst getting her head stuck in the jungle gym

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:30:27 No.13181492

>>13181466
>>13181423
You're right, there is no room for argument, it doesn't matter if you want to become an alp for its own sake, you will crave the dick and there's nothing t be done about it.

>once the monster's instinct begins to take root in their heart and body, they'll naturally be drawn to human men. The monster's instinct within them makes a rapid change, becoming bigger. The feeling of dissatisfaction due to not having obtained any spirit energy will become unbearable, and they'll begin to strongly desire a human man. Eventually, they'll surely end up losing to the monster's instinct.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:31:33 No.13181496 >>13181489 You saying your enough of a sub that you wouldn't take charge of satisfying your wife by throwing her down and pounding her vagina until you both pass out from physical exhaustion? Cause if so, that's pretty sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:32:15 No.13181500 >>13181496 Femdom is the best tho

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:32:42 No.13181501 >>13181481 Ah sorry man. I got really fucking lazy and started to type lying down on my bed. That always makes the typos increase by like double.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:32:53 No.13181503 >>13181483 >Imagining a Kejourou using the monkey bars with just her hair 2 cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:32:54 No.13181504 >>13181500 Sub-chan pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:33:08 No.13181505 >>13181496 Does femdom upset you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:33:23 No.13181507 >>13181483 >Your lamia classmate will never hide in a ball pit waiting to snatch you up and pull you in

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:34:12 No.13181508 >>13181505 No, what upsets me is when husbands neglect to properly satisfy their partner when they are obviously in need of hot vigorous dicking. It's just plain selfish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:35:25 No.13181510 >>13181475 http://i.imgur.com/kzCGBEk.jpg Tweaked a bit. Better? >>13181478 Sure. As long as the one I just edited it acceptable, editing the uncensored version should be easier.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:35:41 No.13181511 >>13181500 BOO THIS MAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:35:53 No.13181512 >>13181508 It upsets me when a Wife neglects to satisfy her partner when they are obviously in need of hot vigorous Ving. That's selfish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:35:59 No.13181513 >>13181501 I actually know exactly what you're talking about. I do about half of my writing in bed and it always takes so much more effort to watch for typos.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:36:40 No.13181514 File: 123 KB, 638x670, Dark Elf Lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181508 Do you even know how femdom works? Why are you blowing a gasket over something so trivial?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:36:56 No.13181515 >>13181510 >http://i.imgur.com/kzCGBEk.jpg Better, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:38:15 No.13181517 >>13181508 >Not giving her such great oral foreplay that she jumps her right there and fucks you so hard she exhausts herself right on top of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:39:00 No.13181518 >>13181507 >lamia >not trapdoor arachne

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:40:02 No.13181519 >>13181518 Not him, but I'd prefer the lamia.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:40:16 No.13181520 >>13181513 It fuckin' sucks too because my bed is like one foot from my desk and so much more comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:40:27 No.13181521 >>13181500 >Femdom is the best tho kek.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:41:02 No.13181522

>>13181514
>Blowing a gasket
Either you're trying to start a shitstorm or you don't have any comprehension of what mad actually is.
>>13181512
>>13181517
See what I mean? Look at these lazy fucks, wanting to just lie there and let other people service them, it's disgraceful.
People like them are why the world economy is in the tank.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:41:34 No.13181525 >>13181483 Strangely enough, I recently read a doujin in which MC and his childhood friend recount their childhood memories and play at an old park they used to go to. And then proceed to have sex on any and all of the playground equipment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:41:51 No.13181527 >>13181478 >>13181515 http://i.imgur.com/VhfLwjE.jpg Uncensored version.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:42:17 No.13181528 >>13181525 Link?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:42:50 No.13181531 >>13181522 You're actually getting upset over it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:42:59 No.13181532 Oppai loli familiars

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:43:42 No.13181535 File: 449 KB, 540x720, 1424167782731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:44:22 No.13181537 >>13181531 Not him, and it's obvious you want to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:44:28 No.13181539 >>13181531 Not him. A true man is an empty shell. Is that what you're positing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:44:37 No.13181540 >>13181535 Do you have to repost the same picture each time, Psychofox?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:44:40 No.13181541 >>13181522 It's not lazy if she's the one who wants to fuck you hard that night. Either way she's getting a hard dicking and will be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:45:11 No.13181542 >>13181532 >Oppai loli Meh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:45:23 No.13181544 >>13181532 YES!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:45:28 No.13181545 File: 255 KB, 540x720, 6022727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:45:45 No.13181546 >>13181537 I'm the one getting upset over something stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:45:57 No.13181547 >>13179514 >>13179654 So what happens when Jabberwock sees snaKKKes harassing her husband on the front lawn?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:46:24 No.13181549 >>13181546 You can stop now, it's obvious you're trying to bait another shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:46:40 No.13181551 File: 1017 KB, 1000x1111, I'm a Mage! PEW PEW!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181540 He's not the only one with pics from the same artist.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:46:54 No.13181553 >>13181546 not the*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:47:26 No.13181555 >>13181547 A snake Skin couch, lazy boy, and bean bag chair

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:47:58 No.13181557 >>13181547 She buries their faces into the yard and hugs her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:47:59 No.13181559 >>13181545 Fuck off, you post this every thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:48:08 No.13181561 >>13181545 >>13181551 Do you faggots have to post the same pics every thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:48:30 No.13181563 >>13181528 I don't remember it. I'm so sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:49:02 No.13181564 >>13181561 Bitch, it's been a good while since I last posted tht pic so quit bitching already you fucking twat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:49:11 No.13181565 >>13181549 Whatever you say, but don't get fannyflustered every time that Lich picture is posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:49:49 No.13181568 >>13181561 He's one person who feels entitled to spam his garbage and overused images in the thread, just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:50:04 No.13181570 Do you need to post the same picture without even saying anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:50:37 No.13181572 >>13181564 >it's been a good while My sides.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:50:49 No.13181573 >>13181564 Yeah anon, March 6th to March 14th is clearly a super large time gap.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:51:30 No.13181575 >>13181532 Are they oppai loli Familiars with Zankuro-tier physique, though?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:52:23 No.13181579 >>13181573 >>13181572 Last time it was posted was Feb 10, according to the archives.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:52:29 No.13181581 >>13181575 Yus And they want to have kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:53:30 No.13181584 >>13181579 who cares it's a pic you posted just because that didn't add anything to the thread that's enough of a reason to think you should stop

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:53:43 No.13181585 >>13181454 Since when the fuck am I RSAnon. He actually has decent storytelling abilities.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:54:14 No.13181586 >>13181584 >Get real proof >Who cares Nice shitposting mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:55:48 No.13181590 File: 197 KB, 500x801, 1426008227393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181585 Bollocks pls write Werebat onee-san sleep rape, pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:55:54 No.13181591 >>13181586 i just joined the conversation you sad fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:56:18 No.13181592 >>13181586 >People complaining about shitposting is shitposting When is spring break over?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:58:19 No.13181594 File: 297 KB, 540x720, Konshin Holst.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181591 Now you've resorted to namecalling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:58:20 No.13181595 >>13181579 It's not about the picture. It's about these two or more assclowns spamming their stupid shit every thread.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:59:21 No.13181600

>>13177656
>Baby-hungry Kitsune-bi
>A big clump of the leftover desire of many fox women
>with huge child-bearing spirit hips
I'm okay with this.

>Tall, quiet, cuddly cheshire.
I am intensely okay with this.

>A Dullahan who FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE and has one of the worlds best asses
I am excruciatingly okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:59:30 No.13181601 >>13181595 >spamming Wow, ten or so pictures. At least it's more related to the thread than people complaining about stupid shit constantly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:59:42 No.13181603 >>13181594 Ok "mate".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 18:59:48 No.13181605 >>13181590 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY How about you write it instead of relying on Mister I'm-Living-Ad-Nauseum

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:00:22 No.13181606 Why don't you complain about the asshats that post reaction pics or the same manticore pics?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:01:37 No.13181611 >>13181603 Okay, butthurt-kun >>13181606 Because these guys are inconstant.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:01:52 No.13181612 >>13181606 But everyone calls out /v/ kiddies who spam reaction faces and greentext shitposting, so your point is null.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:02:03 No.13181614 >>13181606 They do, it's just that nobody cares and calls them wannabe admins when people start bitching.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:02:06 No.13181615 >>13181600 >Cheshire gets possessed by the Kitsune-bi one day. >Gratuitous baby making.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:03:10 No.13181620 >>13181611 buzzwords lol

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:04:01 No.13181622 >>13181620 >buzzwords >>>tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:04:17 No.13181623 File: 27 KB, 400x760, 1425584155468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it really so hard to behave yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:04:38 No.13181625 >>13181622 Nice meme firendo, got anymore good ones to share with us?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:05:18 No.13181627 >>13181625 Report and ignore. Report and ignore. Report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:05:19 No.13181628 I hate you people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:06:11 No.13181629 >>13181615 And I wouldn't complain, either. When Dullahan gets home I'd take some of Kitsune-bi's Manticore venom and make sure her "job" doesn't make her feel left out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:06:36 No.13181630 >>13181601 Yes, ten or so...by at least two people, every thread, with little to no text. Seriously, what is the point of these?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:06:55 No.13181632 >>13181628 That just makes me love you more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:08:04 No.13181634 >>13181632 Don't be an alp you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:08:19 No.13181635 >>13181630 Does there have to be a point with everything? A discussion itself can spark from images and there's nothing wrong with small image dumps since they don't violate the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:08:23 No.13181636 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 263_troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trolls are underrated. I want to be cuddled by this big girl and her big hands and feet!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:08:50 No.13181638 >>13181634 I'll stop being a faggot when you give me a hug.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:09:45 No.13181641 >>13181638 I hate hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:09:51 No.13181642 >>13181636 I want a fragrant tit-job from a troll!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:10:01 No.13181643 >>13181636 The ass is fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:10:33 No.13181645 >>13181641 I know you do King Grump Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:10:41 No.13181646 What would Kejourou think of beards?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:11:41 No.13181650 >>13181646 She'd want you to follow proper beard etiquette I imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:12:41 No.13181654 >>13181636 Trolls In Hawaiian hula attire. Those green foliage anklets and wristbands accentuating their hands and feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:13:10 No.13181657 >>13181643 Although keep in mind she's wearing a corset. She has great tits and a great ass, but her proportions are probably a bit different without the corset. She's probably a lot chubbier than she appears. And I'm okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:13:28 No.13181659 >>13181645 Stop calling me a fucking Alp I'm not gay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:13:37 No.13181661 >>13181561 > Bitches about this > Not the ThisIsBaits.png

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:14:18 No.13181663 >>13181636 I'd sow some seeds in all that fertile soil.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:15:24 No.13181667 >>13181650 http://i.imgur.com/DUyBmBU.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:16:13 No.13181670 File: 185 KB, 1000x1000, MGK sandbox2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take home a Hellpup today?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:16:22 No.13181671 File: 660 KB, 703x1200, Wight KC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181657 It's a shame that she has zero lewd art showing off that ass and body. Same goes for the Wight, excluding Monorus' ghostly handjob picture of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:17:03 No.13181675 >>13181670 I just moved into a new place and my roommate has a dog. I'm afraid she and the dog might get in fights and destroy the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:17:04 No.13181676 >>13181670 No. Can't go kidnapping kids, mate. She might be waiting for her mother to come for her or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:17:47 No.13181680 >>13181661 Anonymous isn't one person and we've already complained about that, too. >>13181670 Hell no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:18:20 No.13181681 >>13181670 As long as she's alone and crying in a box off to the side of the road.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:18:20 No.13181682 >>13181671 Hell, I'd be fine with even a daughteru story about a young Troll. Trolls need a lot more love than they're getting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:20:33 No.13181690 >>13181670 I would totally adopt a Hellpup.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:21:56 No.13181696 Question: We all know Hellhounds are Femdom Incarnate. Well what would happen if a submissive as fuck human boy adopted a Hellpup? How would their relationship of father and daughter be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:22:56 No.13181699 >>13181696 Recipe for daughteru dicking.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:23:35 No.13181700 >>13181696 Like a regular one. With the father spoiling his daughteru and doing everything she asked of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:23:51 No.13181702 >>13181696 Probably normal. Bit of healing, maybe teaching the human boy to man up a bit. Until Hellpup hits puberty. Then it's Ving the Fatheru till kingdom come.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:24:34 No.13181707 >>13181696 Either >>13181699 or she'd be spoiled rotten by the age of five. She'd just pressure her new dad into giving her everything she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:24:38 No.13181708 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417483275795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181696 >How would their relationship of father and daughter be like? They'd learn and develop together.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:26:16 No.13181713 >>13181628 That only makes me stronger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:30:34 No.13181725 >>13181696 She will fuck his brains out once she reaches pu berty

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:31:41 No.13181726 Ruining a beautiful father/daughter relationship with sex? Sick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:33:23 No.13181733 >>13181726 Some things are just natural to occur. Submissive bitches and Hellhounds are bound to have sex. It's like watching matching magnets click together.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:34:13 No.13181738 >>13181726 Then there's this faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:37:38 No.13181745 File: 186 KB, 719x1000, b60ce6bb7d260a4d68cd97efb8c17dd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:38:14 No.13181747 "i like incest" - people who don't have siblings

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:39:17 No.13181751 >>13181747 I don't have siblings and I don't like incest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:39:34 No.13181753 >>13181747 You're forgetting aspies who have trouble understanding how human emotions work.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:40:01 No.13181756 >>13181747 ""i like incest" - people who don't have siblings" - people who have shitty/ugly/horrible siblings

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:40:45 No.13181758 >>13181756 it's ok if your daddy abused you when you were younger, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:41:58 No.13181761 File: 114 KB, 373x357, imouto3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181747 2D siblings are totally okay with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:42:58 No.13181768 >>13181745 Does Monster Musume already have a large influx of art on Pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:45:32 No.13181776 >>13181590 >>13181590 >Asking one of the BB4 for anything >Not just writing it yourself and enjoying the fact that you're a fedora level hipster with an MG nobody likes You people

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:45:32 No.13181777 >>13177656 >Ignis >amazon >thunderbird I got some pretty HOT chicks imo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:46:33 No.13181783 >>13181657 I want to cuddle and rest on a Troll's tummy while she blushes and feels self-conscious about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:49:34 No.13181794 >>13181761 >imouto3.png source please?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:49:55 No.13181796 Escapism is bad and I hate myself for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:51:13 No.13181803 >>13181796 Happiness is an illusion anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:51:15 No.13181804 >>13181794 http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/ Good shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:51:38 No.13181805 >>13181796 Just give in, Anon. It's so much better once you've realized that life is shit and fantasy is so much better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:52:53 No.13181811 >>13181490 I'm late but, its how me and the wife meet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:52:57 No.13181812 >>13181804 >http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/ thanks a lot!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:53:08 No.13181813 >>13181803 >>13181805 My psyche is stable enough for me to never completely lose grasp on reality, even if I tried. I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:54:11 No.13181819 >>13181747 2D incest is fine, but 3DPD incest is plain disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:54:41 No.13181822 File: 70 KB, 338x482, Cait Sith ambushes a couple.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > There are people who don't want to be princess carried by their waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:56:25 No.13181827 >>13181822 Nobody has mentioned it in the entire thread, after over 1600 posts. Stop trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:57:08 No.13181828 >>13181813 A stable psyche that keeps you unhappy is a faulty psyche.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:57:25 No.13181831 File: 1.12 MB, 2000x2500, 1421177815240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181822 Shhh, be careful anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:57:57 No.13181832 >Webcomic about an adorable little onryo going to school Maybe this is the cure to my irrational phobia. Exposure therapy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:58:08 No.13181833 >>13181623 I like this.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:58:26 No.13181835

>>13181813

Same here bruh. I both love and hate that quirk. Love because I can always draw a line on how serious I should take something and never get too far down the rabbit hole. Hate because sometimes I just want to lost myself in the delusion, and I can never truly believe in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 19:58:27 No.13181836 >>13181827 He isn't trying to start anything though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:00:10 No.13181840 >>13181836 Sorry for assuming. Similar posts have been made that usually end up being about "those fucking betas and their femdom fantasies".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:00:24 No.13181842 >>13181726 That's an odd way to say improving.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:01:26 No.13181846 >>13181747 I have siblings and like incest, your post is invalid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:02:15 No.13181848 File: 189 KB, 1400x1000, Best Demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the demon. Do it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:02:18 No.13181849 >>13181842 >>13181846 all me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:03:08 No.13181852 >>13181848 But I'm already max level.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:03:24 No.13181853 >>13181822 There are. And at the end of the day, nobody truly minds it, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:03:57 No.13181854 >>13181849 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:04:23 No.13181855 >>13181848 Why won't she stop being so fucking cute goddamn. My headpat & hug reserves would be depleted within the day if I met her.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:05:14 No.13181856

You've done it, you've moved to Monster Girl City. But while you live here, you're going to need a job.

You skim through different job listings through Daily Phoenix. Which sounds best?

1. A Dryad who owns a large flower store needs an able-bodied man to help take care of the Plant Girls who live there, waiting for a husband. Being stuck in a tree makes her job quite hard. You'll be working with a Tsundere Wood Elf Girl who scoffs at your attempts to take care of the busty Alraune, believing that Humans should leave taking care of nature to her kind. Overtime you'll begin to grow on her, metaphorically, and you'll get to know all the different Flower Girls as men come into the store to buy plant waifus.

2. Set Engineering inc. is looking for more office drones to fill empty cubicles. Work will be fairly casual, with many other Human men and women, along with various Monster Girls. Also the Holstaurus in accounting is single and has nice tits. Your boss however is a slavedriver, literally from her previous job, she's a bossy Anubis who doesn't tolerate slackers and keeps everyone on their toes when she enters a room. Despite this she has a secret, kinky side. She's more depraved that you might initially think and is notorious for preying on male interns.

3. Reverse Scale inc. is a rival company to Set Engineering. It has much better pay, but it doesn't have a normal office environment. They only employ male Human men for office drone positions. All high-ranking members are Dragons, who rule the company with an scaled fist. There's also an abnormally large security staff, comprised of Lizard Girls and Salamanders, all heavily armed. Their job is to keep the workers in line and make sure proper respect is shown towards the Dragon CEOS. A lot of men are just putting up with the martial law because of the money, and because they really like Dragons Girls.

cont...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:06:45 No.13181857 File: 106 KB, 1440x900, 1411600751452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181822 >You will never be a dominant Monster Girl's princess

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:06:48 No.13181858 >>13181690 Same, I'd spoiler her. A lot. Maybe too much. Chubby hellhound daughteru can't rape me if she can't fit through the windows.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:07:08 No.13181860

>>13181856
4. The local cemetery, owned by an eccentric Lich, needs a new undertaker. You'll be working a night shift and it'll be your job to make sure the various Monster Girls that call the place home are comfortable. Making sure their soil is soft, polishing their coffins and chasing delinquent Arachnes out of the crypts and mausoleums. They'll all introduce themselves to you after hearing you're the new caretaker. Some of the wealthier residents are allowed to make certain 'requests'. Your Lich boss says you need to do what they say, as the money they have is too good to pass up.

5. Monster Girl Wrestling Federation, MGWF, is always looking for Human male wrestlers to enter the ring. Your first match will be a qualifier, you and 5 other men will be put up against a Professional Monster Girl Wrestler, such as Pelvis-Saw the Red Oni, if you can last 30 minutes in the ring without crying of becoming mindbroken you're in. Spectators will be there to see you lose your matches, but winning them is no problem too, as it will make them want to see you lose and be humiliated even more. Your fast-talking Tanuki manager will set you up with matches against some of the greatest names in Monster Girl Wrestling, so be prepared to be sore the morning after.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:07:10 No.13181861 >>13181856 >Rival Engineering Firms >Run by an Anubis and a Dragon WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:07:22 No.13181862 >>13181623 >there are people who don't want a human son

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:08:52 No.13181864 >>13181861 ehehehehehehee

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:10:02 No.13181867 >>13181856 >>13181860 What if I don't want any of these jobs? >>13181861 Because fuck you, you have to chose. And no you can't climb your way up the corporate ladder and merge the two companies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:10:14 No.13181868 >>13181860 >>13181856 I'll go with the Lich, seems like a relaxing job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:10:44 No.13181869 >>13181857 >slap.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:10:52 No.13181871 >>13181483 >sea bishop on a swing I almost forgot about this, it's so cute. Why is there no coloured version?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:11:31 No.13181874 >>13181867 >What if I don't want any of these jobs? Then you give paw rubs in back alleys like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:11:37 No.13181875 >>13181856 >>13181864 >>13181867 Fine then, I guess I'll go with...Reverse Scale Inc. Would rather meet a nice Anubis closer to my own level to go out with, than be the "Prey" of some slutty supervisor anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:11:59 No.13181876 >>13181871 Because colorfags forgot about it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:12:40 No.13181879 >>13181860 Sign me up with the lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:14:11 No.13181883 >>13181860 Wrasslen. I shall become the shark of the ring.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:14:25 No.13181884 >>13181856 >>13181860 I check the Job Applications in the Mystery Box. pls no Alping

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:15:11 No.13181885 >>13181883 But what do you do when you face the shark girl(s)?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:16:28 No.13181888 >>13181856 A programmer in Reverse Scale inc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:16:28 No.13181889 >>13181885 Wrassle sharks. What do you think I would do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:18:53 No.13181896 >>13181848 You bet I'd touch her demon. Best girl, deserves all the headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:19:31 No.13181899 >>13181856 I choose clitoris inc., even though the gender recruitment preference and the security detail makes them sound like they hire men for bragging right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:21:26 No.13181904 >>13181848 I wonder how she would react to a confession, if she reacted at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:21:35 No.13181905 >>13181699 >>13181700 >>13181702 >>13181707 >>13181708 >>13181725 Why does everyhing have to be Ving the Fatheru with you guys? Can't the Hellhound just be protective of her father or something without wanting his dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:23:04 No.13181908 >>13181905 >can't the perpetually horny monster girl not want the dick? Laughingtailpussies.jpg

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:23:06 No.13181909

>>13181888
>WORKING SLAVE 167. HOW IS YOUR REPORT COMING?
"I-It's done, I'm sending it to you n-now."
>THIS PLEASES ME, YOU WILL FIND AN EXTRA FLAWLESS RUBY IN YOUR WEEKLY PAYMENT.
"T-Thanks..."
>"You will thank your superior properly 167!" The Salamander guard tells you while towering over you.
"Thank you... Queen Emberscale."

Great pay, but god damn.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:25:42 No.13181918

>>13181909
>You get paid in fine gems, jewelery and enchanted treasures
>You don't actually get money

What the fuck am I supposed to do with the solid gold scepter, 20 flawless emeralds the size of eyeballs, and this cursed belt of gender change? I can't pay my bills with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:26:52 No.13181922 >>13181856 Is there another job where I could maybe work as a security guard with a Kunoichi?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:26:57 No.13181923 >>13181918 Exchange them for dosh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:27:12 No.13181924 >>13181918 >Belt of alping Seems like it could be fun to prank your enemies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:27:24 No.13181925 >>13181918 >I can't pay my bills with this shit. Just throw a ruby at the racoon tax lady and see if she doesn't orgasm right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:27:57 No.13181927 >>13181918 Take it to a jeweler? Some professionals will buy that shit, you just need to get the proper contacts. >>13181909 >Praise and Bonuses Yes. This was the proper choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:27:57 No.13181929 >>13181860 Number 4 definitely sounds the best. Undead are love. >>13181852 Man, if you didn't still talk to her after maxing out, I don't know what to tell you.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:28:28 No.13181930

>>13181899
>Clitoris MG
>Shy and reclusive, always wears a hoody and prefers clothing that covers as much skin as possible
>Her body is always wet, likes passive activities such as reading and watching tv/movies
>Loves cuddling with you, prefers to be the one to hold on to you as her body is really sensitive
>Goes limp if you peel back her hoodie, ahegaos with head pats and rubbing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:28:39 No.13181931 >>13181904 Probably something about if you're sure if you want to love a demon like her. Which I would, all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:29:04 No.13181932 >>13181923 I'm sure you could find a Tanuki pawn shop owner to take them off your hands. She'll try to barter with you though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:29:50 No.13181934 >>13181930 Goddammit anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:30:08 No.13181936 >>13181908 >plenty of fish in the sea >still tries to RAPE her dad Literally animals.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:30:37 No.13181938 >>13181924 Only if it didn't make them dick crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:31:28 No.13181941 >>13181931 >if you're sure if you want to love a demon like her. What happens if I say yes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:31:29 No.13181942 We NEED Kenkou Cross for Paradox. This game is sorely in demand for his art.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:31:35 No.13181943 >>13181936 What do you expect from a dog literally used to guard hell?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:31:58 No.13181946 >>13181938 >Not turning your enemy into an Alp via cursed items, dicking them, and then removing said cursed item Bragging rights Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:32:58 No.13181949 >>13181942 Eh, isn't his own game gonna be pretty much the same concept? Just give it a couple years, and play that instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:34:14 No.13181953 >>13181941 You get the most powerful demon as your wife anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:34:23 No.13181954 >>13181949 >a couple years So around the same time that Liru game comes out?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:36:56 No.13181960 >>13181856 Number 1. I'm decent sized and fairly strong, plus I despise working in offices or being a random cog, and I hate physical activity like in 5, and I hate demeaning labor like in 4.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:38:14 No.13181964 >>13181949 >>13181954 Maybe Paradox is gonna be translated by the time KC releases his own game.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:40:09 No.13181967 File: 151 KB, 800x600, 1426380009298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And the secret character is Polt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:40:54 No.13181969 >>13181856 >>13181860 Either 1 or 4. Everyone involved in those two jobs sounds pretty chill.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:41:08 No.13181971 You know who the secret button girl was? IT WAS POLT!

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:41:19 No.13181972
File: 381 KB, 672x1100, 275_cait_sith_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Yo Daddy-o, last house I was hanging out at ended up with the owner Alping and becoming a cumdump, so I ditched that popsicle stand, and I've decided to set up new digs here. I claim this household in the name of the Cat Kingdom. The Catdom, the Caingdom, the... Nah, I can't make a pun out of that. Anyways, be a good human boy and start setting up a litter box and dinner for me. Chop Chop faggot. Meow."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:42:10 No.13181976 >>13181967 I'll take the Manako one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:42:38 No.13181978 >>13181946 This reminds me of something from the back story of Philip José Farmer's "World of Tiers" book series. One character combats another throughout the centuries and upon defeating him, lets him live but eats his testicles.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:42:41 No.13181979 >>13181972 Hey, you ever meet zippocat?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:42:57 No.13181982 >>13181967 Do you know if they'll be going up on amiami hound? or am i gonna have to actually go out of my way to get them

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:44:25 No.13181986 >>13181972 Dinner? Sure, I've got all the dinner you could want. I always wanted a yoga ball.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:44:29 No.13181987 >>13181972 Let me show you to pond.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:45:05 No.13181988 >wake up >monster girls still aren't real

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:45:07 No.13181989 >>13181972 I promptly fall over and start sneezing all over the place and all over her due to my cat allergies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:45:23 No.13181991 File: 34 KB, 604x452, 1425847772005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13177656 >Fallen God >Order >Minotaur >MFW

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:45:27 No.13181992 >>13181972 These little faggots are the reason why I would have a pack of werewolves on speed-dial.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:46:09 No.13181996 >>13181967 >Spoiler There is a god, and he hides in his shell more often than not. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:46:20 No.13181998 >>13181967 Man, I'd love to get one of each for the zombie girl and Lala.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:47:19 No.13182000 >>13181988 Maybe next time buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:47:27 No.13182001 >>13181998 >the zombie girl Come on man, you don't even have to try that hard to figure out any of their names.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:49:56 No.13182007 >>13182001 I know her name, but come on man. Its a shit name. I'd rather call her zombie girl than acknowledge it.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:50:36 No.13182010

>>13181972
Listen here you little shit.

If you think you can just behind your 'cat kingdom' in order to get what you want out of me you can forget it.

You can walk and talk, so you're getting a job. I'm not having some little faggot cat sponge off of me. You're going to pull your weight.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:53:57 No.13182021

>>13181972

Your precious furry kingdom is under constant observation by the world's powers more than terrorists, any fishy business will be met with heavy firepower.

Do us both a favor and spare the effort to throw your ass out of my house before I change my mind and bring Mr. Loud and Mr. Quiet into this issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:55:30 No.13182026 >>13181972 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYCMgkXQtUU

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 20:58:14 No.13182033 >>13181972 Why do you cats keep coming here? Seriously! I have a sofa, four pillows, and a beanbag chair. Whatever, I could always use a new lazyboy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:00:38 No.13182040 >>13182033 >Whatever, I could always use a new lazyboy. You're going to have to sew those caits together if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:00:42 No.13182041 >>13182007 All of their names are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:01:25 No.13182045 So what would regular Monster Girls think of your Cait Sith Furniture?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:01:32 No.13182046

>>13181905
>Out with Hellhound daughteru at the mall after work
>Buying some clothes for your princess
>She's content to go with whatever you get her, showing off for you, beaming
>Finishing quickly, she insists on you touching up your own wardrobe
>May as well
>Go to men's clothing section, daughteru picks some shirts and pants for you
>And shoes, can't skip those
>Has you model for her, she smiles ear to ear
>Wererabbit clerk comes up to you offering help
>She takes out a measuring tape and, well, measures you all over, touching as much as she can
>Just wanting to be thorough, you're sure, she even makes sure to give you her card and ring her up whenever you're near
>Or ever, such a friendly girl
>Daughteru is stone faced, you figure she must be hungry or something
>Finish shopping, take her to the food court
>You ask her if she wants to go anywhere else
>She just mumbles she wants to go home
>Eat in silence, she barely touches her food
>Get home and decide to watch a movie with the daughteru
>Conk out half an hour in
>Wake up, it's already nighttime, and you're alone
>Figure she went to bed and decide to do so yourself
>Go to your room, and find all the clothes you bought strewn on the floor
>And what looks like a card, shredded to hell
>Then, you see her, naked, rubbing your clothes all over herself
>Something tells you to should run, but why would you, this is your daughter
>You draw closer, asking what she's doing
>Her ears perk up, and your answer is her pouncing on you, landing on your back
>She sits on you, staring silently, before gently clasping your arm in her paws, and begins to lick your fingers, then forearm, working her way up to the chest, ripping your shirt with her mouth and flinging it aside
>She takes a big whiff of you, from your stomach all the way to your face, keeping hers inches from your before uttering a single word
>"Mine"
>She pins your arms down and begins licking you all over

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:02:06 No.13182049 >>13182045 Comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:02:10 No.13182050 >>13182040 One for the backrest, one for the foot rest. Just build a frame. No dead caits, all the bullying

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:02:52 No.13182052 >>13182045 All the Alfgirls would love to visit.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:04:06 No.13182053

>>13181860
>Chesire Cat
Even more lewd than the normal version. Wonderful.
>Demon Army
Oh jesus no I don't want thousands of 9 foot tall rape demons stalking me at once, even if they're nice
>Sabbath
So, a demonic magical girl that is secretly a heroic magical girl.

I'm dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:04:54 No.13182055 File: 44 KB, 409x393, snickering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181032 >Luka's son looks like a fucking chuuni who would have known, really

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:06:14 No.13182059 File: 552 KB, 1000x2000, 1421138026843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182046 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:07:00 No.13182060 >>13182046 Cute! More?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:08:22 No.13182063 >>13182046 That's the part where I flick her on her nose and tell her that Daddy does not like young little girls, but prefers girls older and mature-er than him. She is the daughteru and nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:10:11 No.13182067 >>13182046 And that's when her hellhound mother walks in, picks her up, and proceeds to correct her on who is whos.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:18:48 No.13182083 >>13178317 could i get a link for this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:21:06 No.13182093 >>13182067 But Anon, the Hellpup is adopted, there is no Motheru.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:21:10 No.13182094 >>13178317 That's not as bad as Gelbooru labeling Breast Expansion for Weight Gain and don't even get me started on how many Sadpandas mislabel their pregnancy search

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:24:24 No.13182101 >>13182093 Who says I ain't already married? No way in hell can I afford to keep up a kid with only one person providing an income.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:28:10 No.13182111 >>13181991 >>13182055 No one bitches about reaction pics but they bitch about MG pics .

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:33:20 No.13182121 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1423774193295.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:34:12 No.13182123 >>13182111 Maybe because it's not one guy posting several. They are supposed to delete them though, so they are also faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:35:34 No.13182124 File: 67 KB, 1532x387, gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182059 Thready reminder that no matter how bad we get, this is better than the alternatives

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:35:42 No.13182125 >>13182121 How can she even fly with a tail that large?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:36:53 No.13182132 >>13182124 Is that from 16/2chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:37:23 No.13182133 >>13182132 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:38:28 No.13182137 >>13182133 I figured.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:39:32 No.13182139 File: 2.65 MB, 4167x3333, 1404699923806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182125 >>13182125 The same way Captain O'Hoole can manage to make a cabin boy into her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:41:59 No.13182145 >>13182139 My dick is intrigued.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:43:28 No.13182149 File: 1.01 MB, 1024x883, Ureonggaksi_zps7916ddf6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We all agree MGU is the worst of the worst, correct? Did you guys see the MGUites who tried to get Monorus to draw their girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:44:12 No.13182150 remind me, what's the plot of this new MGQ game? is it a retelling in an rpg setting or a continuation of the three previous games?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:44:35 No.13182151 >>13182149 >Did you guys see the MGUites who tried to get Monorus to draw their girls? No, nor do I intend to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:46:43 No.13182152 >>13182150 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:53:24 No.13182154 >>13180986 I can dig this, thanks for sharing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:54:31 No.13182161 >>13181459 YOOOOOOOOO my main man

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:55:00 No.13182163

>>13182046
>She leaves no spot on your torso untouched, stopping only when your body betrays you
>"Oh? Are you excited Daddy? I'm so happy"
>You try to get out form under her, but all that does is help her get your pants off, removing your underwear even quicker
>She giggles at your resistance
>"It's okay, you don't have to feel embarrassed, there are no secrets between us."
>She engulfs your shaft with her mouth, taking it all the way down her throat, and begins moving at a frenzied pace
>Your eyes water, your strength leaves you, you want to stop her but your body is just not cooperating, touching her head just seems to spurn her on, judging by the smile she gives you
>You look away, but she squeezes your thighs, forcing you to look into her eyes
>You feel yourself about to cum, but she grips the base of your member, halting your orgasm
>"You're so hard, but if you're gonna cum, wouldn't you like to do it in a better place?"
She crawls on and not once letting go of 'you', she lines her sopping wet entrance with your cock, hovering for a moment
>"I'm going to give you tons of pleasure. I'll make you feel so good you won't want to escape."
>You feel her hymen tear as she lowers herself, and an insane heat overtakes you
>"Ah, you're inside, and you're throbbing so much, I love it" she says as she bucks her hips
>You hold out, throwing your mind every which way to keep you from feeling this, causing her to stop
>"Daddy?"
>You tell her she needs to stop. NOW.
>"Why!? Do you...hate me?"
>You tell her it's for her own good, that soon she'll have to leave you, make her own way, fall in love, and make her own memories
>"..."
>"Don't I satisfy you, even though I'm doing my best? Doesn't my body make you feel good?"
>You tell her that's not the reason, but she cuts you off
>"Then what is it? I'm happy you know, so happy I could die. I want you to be happy too. I'll d anything for you, I'm going to become your own personal fuck bunny"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:55:32 No.13182165 >>13182121 It still looks bigger each time it's posted. >>13182149 I saw the exchange on his ask. They're hilariously bitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:56:09 No.13182169 >>13182150 Looks like a continuation that involve severely messed up time lines or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:58:57 No.13182174 >>13182163 This got lewd fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:59:20 No.13182176 >>13182165 You mean the? >"I don't care about Praxis and I don't think the girls are cute." Good, they should let that sink in and fester.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 21:59:51 No.13182177 >>13182124 This is why I never plan to explain how I'm waiting for the MonMusu anime. Nobody needs to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:00:24 No.13182179 >>13182163 >Your own personal fuck bunny We coooould reassure her that, given this is likely about that wererabbit, that she's nothing to us, especially compared to the love of our daughter... But hot damn if this isn't fantastically hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:01:21 No.13182182 >>13182176 Link that shit. So I can laugh again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:02:17 No.13182183 >>13182165 I know, right? >"What'd ya mean you don't wanna draw my shitty self-made crap?!" >"You're just some KC obsessed shill!" >"I draw better than you anyway!" They're delusional and bitter and it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:03:06 No.13182186 >>13182176 Mhmm Especially the " So you are biased against another artist's works and are siding with someone else unfairly? " Like they even fucking matter. >>13182182 http://ask.fm/monorus

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:03:09 No.13182187

>>13182145

It was a silly little green text triage a certain faggot did of a Manticore privateer grooming and training a cabin boy to be her husband after failed relationships because sailors just wanna get hitched in a place like Tortuga or other tropical area.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:05:29 No.13182193 File: 251 KB, 1300x1644, Cap'n Onahole.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182187 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:05:34 No.13182194 >>13182186 >Asked for unpopular Monster Girls he likes >Lists Dragons DRAGONS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:05:50 No.13182195 How would Monstergirls, especially Chesires, Manticores and Hellhounds react to a smug human man?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:07:12 No.13182200 >>13182194 I think the question was more interpreted by him as "What're some girls you like, but don't 'love'?" He should draw more Dragons to make it up to them. >>13182195 Giggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:07:47 No.13182201 >>13182195 They would follow the creed of the maledom people in this thread. Fuck the smug out of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:08:48 No.13182204 >>13182201 >>13182200 What if his smug is FUCKING INVINCIBLE?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:09:05 No.13182205 >>13182195 >Chesires, Manticores and Hellhounds Aside from their grins why must these three ge grouped together so often? Wouldn't they work better as mortal enemies?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:09:28 No.13182206 Man, I don't know about you guys, but I am a Smug Slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:09:43 No.13182207 >>13182193 Yep. Just as motherfucking haram as when he wrote it. Fucking Manticore Guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:10:13 No.13182208 >>13182204 Then they would get a Tanuki to drive him into poverty and depression, only to be brought out of it by becoming their personal whore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:11:02 No.13182212 >>13182174 >This got lewd fast. /mgg/ inna nutshell >>13182186 >Replies with a Cheshire grinning My sides are somewhere around Saturn right now

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:11:06 No.13182213 File: 52 KB, 594x293, 1366882192560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182207 Yep, fuck that guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:12:50 No.13182219 >>13182208 >Playing dirty because they can't outsmug a guy Their jealously and frustration is palpable. Smug levels increased.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:13:21 No.13182223 >>13182212 >/mgg/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:14:49 No.13182227 Do you think Karakasa babies are born with Umbrellas? Or are they grown like mushrooms on their head with different patterns?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:15:05 No.13182228 >>13182219 >This is what maledomfags believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:15:17 No.13182229 File: 184 KB, 738x369, rektoning.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:16:15 No.13182230 >>13182208 Kek, jokes on her, he's a honest warmonger, and she has no idea how to work against PMC's. That'll put a red sun over her paradise

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:17:26 No.13182236 File: 62 KB, 500x281, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182229 If Loen is our god, truly monorus is his angel walking among men.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:17:35 No.13182237 >>13182228 Nobody's talking about maledom, or any dom for that matter. Only shit-eating grins.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:17:39 No.13182238 >>13182213 You'd think the guy would learn to not try and market an MG that people in the thread hate because of "over saturation". But guess you can't expect much more from an asshat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:19:55 No.13182242 >>13182213 Masochists I swear to god

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:20:16 No.13182243 >>13182237 Shhh. He's just trying to start a fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:20:32 No.13182245 Imagine: Mermaids in zero gravity!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:22:10 No.13182251 >>13182245 Just as useless as they are normally then?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:22:35 No.13182254 >>13182245 You'd think they'd fair pretty well in zero G I think most aquatic MG's would

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:22:42 No.13182255 >>13182245 But can't they already float? They can practically have Auto-Zero Graviga on all day if they want to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:23:08 No.13182257 >>13182243 Oh. Should I use the taser on him then, Cap'n? >>13182245 >Astromaids swimming through space It's be entertaining to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:23:17 No.13182258 >>13182193 This should be continued.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:23:31 No.13182260 >>13181967 Anyone notice that polt is delicious chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:23:54 No.13182262 >>13182229 They doesn't like hugs though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:24:19 No.13182263 Suddenly thinking of the ending to Moonraker. >I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:24:33 No.13182264 >>13182257 Set phasers to stun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:25:24 No.13182265 >>13182263 Could've sworn I clicked >>13182245

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:26:21 No.13182269 >>13182260 >Delicious brown Polt Just when I thought my dick couldn't get any harder.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:27:25 No.13182273

>>13182163
FUCK!

>This change, now it makes sense
>You tell her that girl meant nothing, that she-
>"DON'T TALK ABOUT HER!!" she screams in a frightening tone, before softening "and, look only at me. Don't fall in love with anyone else"
>She nips your neck, drawing blood
>"because you're mine"
>She resumes moving her hips, wildly now, none of the tenderness from when she began, clinging to you , arms around your neck and legs around your waist, thrashing against you
>You tell her between strangled moans that you'll always love her, but if she were to have a child now, by her own father no less, it would be a disaster.
>She draws even closer, whispering, hissing in your ear
>"I've always done my best to show my love for you, and I noticed, that you looked worried sometimes, when I did, because of the looks people gave you." I know, that no one can know about us. But I'm ready, to always be by your side. So...give it to me, let it out" she says with a whine
>You cum inside her. Undeniably. Overwhelmingly.
>You shake and fall on your back, broken, as she sighs and puts her head against your chest
>"We can't run away, Daddy. So, let's do it for real now, and be together forever."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:30:11 No.13182279 >>13182273 Love the Fatheru. V the Fatheru. >>13181905 That's why.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:30:13 No.13182280

>>13182269
>"MA'AM, IT'S ANON'S DICK."
>"What about it?"
>"IT'S REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS OF HARDNESS, SURPASSING EVEN DIAMONDS AND WURM SCALES."
>Still not hard enough, make him hornier."

And that's how the a mad MG set out to make her future husband's dick harder than anything else in existence so they could have awesome sex

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:32:20 No.13182283 >>13182273 >yandere Hellhound daughteru I hope you pastebin this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:40:14 No.13182298 >>13182283 It's Bob writing it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:40:21 No.13182299 >>13182283 Wut? I've never pastebinned anything I've written, guess I'll cap it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:40:49 No.13182302 >>13182273 This is...it's lovely. I'm normally against Daughteru Dickin', but I couldn't say no to this man. >>13182283 Also this. >>13182299 That works too. More.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:41:44 No.13182306 >>13182298 Even better, I'll save it myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:43:44 No.13182310 >>13181979 >>13181986 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:51:05 No.13182327 I want to see a drawing of a MGE Troll having a look of lust and shock/disbelief on her face as she makes Anon cum from her meaty footjob.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:54:11 No.13182334
File: 249 KB, 736x609, SufferingFish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate Crabman's attention to detail here as we go through to prepare MM31. Mero is glad it's small because she gets off on the fact it'll never be enough to get her off. It's literally next level suffering-fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:54:12 No.13182335 >>13181399 What do you mean? I thought I transitioned from bastet going to war, to baal asking for a home, back to bastet clearly?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:55:57 No.13182340 >>13181636 I want to shine a high powered UV light on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:56:12 No.13182343 File: 639 KB, 1568x1117, Yan hellhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182302 I'm not too happy with this one, think I'll post it next thread, when I'm working on my desktop. It's pretty shitty right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:57:22 No.13182347 >>13182343 Yep, fuck this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:57:26 No.13182348 >>13182343 Dude, the fuck happened? It's all blurry and crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:58:34 No.13182353 >>13182327 You. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 22:59:40 No.13182357 >>13182340 You see stains all over her. Especially her hands. Her mentions of special hand cream make terrifyingly more sense. And she knows you know now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:01:29 No.13182365 >>13182348 I know, it's bit awkward to do on my laptop, but like I said, I'll post it next thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:03:11 No.13182370 >>13182357 ... I was making a reference to the movie troll hunter wherein trolls are weak to light and as such people use said lights to hunt them down and kill them to protect the populace

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:04:28 No.13182372 >>13182046 Grounded for a month, and she should thank me for not making it any longer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:05:53 No.13182376 File: 31 KB, 150x150, harpy_face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182236 >mfw they both follow Less and Mithril

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:06:08 No.13182377 File: 89 KB, 216x250, 1411844498027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a w o o o o

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:06:58 No.13182378 >>13182377 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:07:06 No.13182379 >>13182242 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:07:24 No.13182381 >>13182377 Shut up, it's late.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:08:09 No.13182384 >>13182334 >Flustered Cerea >Panicking Miia >Mero's soul ascending to heaven >Papi's matter of fact "I saw it" My sides didn't have to be this split. I knew Papi was lewder than she was letting on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:08:09 No.13182385 File: 664 KB, 918x1231, 1f58e6f979648d0ec9704f1ed639fdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182377 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:09:25 No.13182393 >>13182334 >Self insert MC >Small

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:09:59 No.13182395 >>13182334 I-it's the cold water, honest!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:11:55 No.13182401 >>13182393 If you have a big dick sometimes you would like to imagine how the other half lives.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:14:23 No.13182411 >>13182401 Or he's just accepting the fact that he's asian.

>>	RS Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:14:31 No.13182412 File: 850 KB, 2000x1397, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/796004/436b44f464/ Beyond the End 8/Monkue Nabe translation finished.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:14:33 No.13182413 >>13182377 Go away, you have your own thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:15:16 No.13182420 >>13182163 I'd feel like a terrible father for raising my daughter so terribly that she ends up wanting to fuck me. That's like, parenting 101.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:16:16 No.13182424 >>13182412 Write more, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:16:20 No.13182425 >>13182412 This will be the first on the list of things for me to read during my next masturbation session

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:18:23 No.13182433 >>13182213 >>13182242 >Masochists >Posting that reaction image It's as if you know who Manticore Guy is or something

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:18:55 No.13182434 File: 37 KB, 325x316, SMALLEST DICKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182401 Asians have the smallest dicks in the entire world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:19:36 No.13182436 >>13182372 "Perfect! A whole month, just you and me. I knew you loved me Daddy. Do you think I'll have your baby soon?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:20:24 No.13182437 >>13182412 >http://exhentai.org/s/5ed3b17c62/796004-32 I really like the blowjob position Alice has Luka in.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:21:27 No.13182444 >>13182433 >It's as if you know who Manticore Guy is or something How else would I know it's him?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:21:32 No.13182445 >>13182401 You're speaking from experience, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:22:09 No.13182449 >>13182436 >...I think your mother would help me make my point clear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:22:44 No.13182451 >>13182437 Seriously, that guy would get dommed by a toddler.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:23:33 No.13182455 >>13182420 >I'd feel like a terrible father for raising my daughter so terribly that she ends up being a dom Fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:24:51 No.13182459 >>13182455 You trying to start shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:25:03 No.13182461 >>13182434 How the fuck is there data for North Korea?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:25:21 No.13182462 >>13182451 Of course he would, he's like 14 years old and brought up to be a goodie two shoes. Try to think of any other person in that kind of situation would be a dominant person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:27:51 No.13182470 >>13182462 I sure as hell wasn't as bad as that at 14. Then again, I've never been much of a goodie two shoes...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:28:07 No.13182472 >>13182420 Eh, think of it this way. You've done such a good job, that she loves you so much, she wants to be your wife and be with you forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:28:19 No.13182474 File: 86 KB, 478x478, ENG_BTE80057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182437 THE ULTIMATE BETA. Also this part cracked me the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:29:19 No.13182475 >>13182461 That is a very good question. I'd assume they'd forge it to make their dicks 10 inches each or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:30:15 No.13182481 >>13182462 He's training to be a fucking adventurer, not some beta healer. You'd think he'd put literally any effort into beefing up and not being the most annoying fucking character ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:30:36 No.13182483 >>13182461 >>13182475 I guess they only measured the people who got out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:30:50 No.13182485 File: 306 KB, 999x1397, ENG_BTE80029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182474 You sure it wasn't this part?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:31:00 No.13182486

>>13182063
>"It's not nice to tell lies Daddy, you always taught me that."
>You insist you like older women, but she's having none of it, she trips you and mounts you, muffling your protests with her love box
>"Just shut your lying mouth and reflect on your lies!" "But, I'll definitely reward this honest part."
>She begins licking your shaft with skill beyond her years and makes you come in no time
>"So hot!" She smears your cum on her face and chest
>You tell her to stop immediately, and she turns to face you
>Why are you being so stubborn? Is my love not enough? Please, speak your true feelings."

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:31:29 No.13182489
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>>13182472
Being a good parent creates a bond that goes beyond wanting sex and all that stuff, it's in our genes (even flowers have this).

For your daughter to want to fuck you either you were a shitty father or she was born with a mental condition.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:32:09 No.13182493 >>13182483 But that would implant a selection bias. The question then becomes, which side is favored? Perhaps the rest of the Norks have dicks so big they can't run.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:33:07 No.13182494 >>13182489 You get outa here with your logic. 'tis a place of foolish dreams here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:33:37 No.13182497 >>13182489 A mental condition like being a nonhuman species designed to mate voraciously with humans and produce fertile offspring? I think we left real-world biology a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:34:17 No.13182498 >>13182489 Please don't bring real life into this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:34:36 No.13182499 >>13182493 I dunno, I don't lose much sleep over asian penises.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:35:03 No.13182500 >>13182489 They are monstergirls your 3D logic doesn't apply here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:36:39 No.13182508 >>13182499 Underestimating the impact of Asian penises on daily life is a classic rookie mistake. I don't want that to happen to you. Not after last time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:36:43 No.13182509 >>13182500 >>13182498 >>13182497 >>13182489 You shook their hugbox anon, watch out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:37:30 No.13182513 >>13182486 >"My true feelings is that is that Loli is shit, Ara Ara for life."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:37:49 No.13182517 >>13182489 Or she picked it up along the way through life despite how she was raised.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:38:08 No.13182518

>>13182449
>"..."
>"I...don't care, I want to be yours."
>She parts her drooling lips
>"In here, whenever I think about Dad, it gets hot, and my body won't calm down, it just won't feel good, unless it's with you."
>She holds on to you, trembling
>"My pussy, is for you alone Daddy"
>Her eyes well up with tears
>"Don't leave me alone. Hold me. Love me. As much as you love Mom."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:38:49 No.13182522 >>13182508 Hey man, that was an accident, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:40:07 No.13182525 >>13182444 Really good educated guess?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:41:27 No.13182530

>>13182485
Oh, of course. I had already read that one before, though.

>>13182497
>produce fertile offspring
Like any other life form.

I don't see how nature's common sense would be any different here, really. Animals avoid this through multiple natural mechanisms and even plants can identify their own pollen to later destroy it.

>>13182517
That doesn't happen, unless by "pick it up" you mean "have a life-scarring incident".

>>13182494
Ok I'll stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:41:33 No.13182532 What's a good name for a delinquent oni?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:42:12 No.13182534 >>13182532 Squidward

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:42:34 No.13182538 >>13182509 b-but my mamono mana

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:42:44 No.13182539 File: 322 KB, 722x1024, 1426387908135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] selkies deserve more love

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:42:59 No.13182540 >>13182522 Accident or not, I'll be damned if I have to cover something like that up again. Everybody gets one, anon. One and only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:43:01 No.13182541 >>13182513 How ara ara we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:44:16 No.13182543 >>13182530 Not everyone's fetishes were caused by traumatic incidents.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:44:37 No.13182547 >>13182532 Maybe Akane? I literally just looked up Japanese girl names and chose the one that meant "Deep Red".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:44:46 No.13182550 >>13182540 That's not what I heard Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:45:10 No.13182551 >>13182541 As Ara as Ara can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:45:39 No.13182553 >>13182550 Dammit, I thought I killed that loose-lipped bastard. Now to find my SCUBA gear...

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:45:43 No.13182554

>>13182481
The adventure takes place over less than a year's time (I dunno exactly how long it was but it was pretty short), during which Alice is being less than constructive towards Luka's confidence. He also spends most of the time plugging his ears and trying to follow the teachings of Illias, which look down on sex. In fact, he only has 1 bout of sex on his adventure, and the amount of times he gets serviced is countable on your fingers, all of which is with domineering females who proceed against his wishes. And AFTER the adventure he's shacking up with Alice who is probably the dom when it comes to sex 99% of the time.

He is infuriatingly beta, but to expect better when literally everything is trying to be dominant over him is kinda delusional. Not to mention the entire reason why he has the background he has is to be the most beta fucker possible. If there was a way to make him more beta while going through the story they probably would have done it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:45:45 No.13182555 >>13182543 there's a difference between having a fetish and wanting to fuck your dad, anon >>13182509 betas getting btfo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:45:51 No.13182556 File: 1.46 MB, 1200x1800, 1394647907021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182551 Maximum Ara

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:46:14 No.13182559 >>13182530 >Animals avoid this Read up on lions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:47:13 No.13182561 >>13182518 Daughteru love is difficult to resist indeed...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:47:51 No.13182562 >>13182518 kek, I don't love your mom though Dumb kid, needs to git gud

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:48:12 No.13182564 >>13182555 >betas getting btfo >betas I see this word tossed around a lot. Do "betas" hurt your feelings just by existing or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:48:52 No.13182566 >>13182539 10/10 I'd take her clubbing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:49:24 No.13182570 >>13182553 Never tell your secrets to Tommy "Talks too much" Johnson. Not sure how he got any work in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:49:28 No.13182572 >>13182559 There's bound to be exceptions, and it's not like it benefits them, either. >>13182562 I'm genuinely laughing out loud at your response.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:49:53 No.13182575 >>13182555 Incest IS a fetish, as is wanting to fuck feet and having sex in an inflatable pool full of whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:50:13 No.13182576 >>13182556 Now that's some Ara I'd gladly show my youth to

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:50:40 No.13182579 >>13182566 [Continued laughter]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:52:38 No.13182586 >>13182575 Wait wanting sex in a pool of whipped cream isn't the normal way to go about things?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:52:47 No.13182588 >>13182518 >>13182562 put on aviator shades use spirit energy to fly while doing a sick nasty jump with your keyboard leave a trail of smoke that spells "you're grounded for two months"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:53:06 No.13182589 >>13182570 When you spend six months in the Amazon, it's nice to have a conversation partner. I probably should have listened to my instincts when I found him hanging by the feet from a juniper, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:53:53 No.13182592 >>13182588 Wait, I meant skateboard FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:54:09 No.13182593 >>13182586 Chocolate sauce is normal, whipped cream is not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:55:46 No.13182601 >>13182592 doing a sick nasty jump with a keyboard is cooler and more impressive

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:55:50 No.13182602 >>13182588 I laughed. But I won't give up on you yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:55:54 No.13182603 >>13182589 Well, now he can share all the penis sizes he wants with the fishes. It's how he would've wanted to go anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2015 23:56:55 No.13182608 Some guy on /vg/ posted who the guy behind >>13178304, >>13178334 and >>13181281 was: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=647475 Kinda disappointed. I'm not into wrestling crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:00:19 No.13182623 File: 569 KB, 1000x873, 12938602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbhNdCSgz34&t=527

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:01:01 No.13182624 >Luka can have CONSENSUAL SEX with almost any member of his party This is unnatural and possibly illegal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:01:50 No.13182628 >>13182623 Yuri spiders a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:01:57 No.13182629 >>13182556 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:02:42 No.13182634 >>13182624 >CONSENSUAL SEX Those sick fucks, why does japan get away with these disgusting sex laws, why hasn't any other country stepped in yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:02:56 No.13182636 File: 129 KB, 482x280, CG04140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182623 Saw that on /haniho/. I hope it will be translated in our life time since Alicesoft games always take years to trnslate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:02:58 No.13182637 >>13182623 SPIDERS BURN THEM

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:04:57 No.13182642 >>13182624 >>13182634 What's next? Kissing?? Hand-holding??? No sex before marriage?????

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:05:38 No.13182645 >>13182629 I donno the artist, got it from here back in the /a/ days

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:07:29 No.13182653 File: 709 KB, 862x1200, 98f64274a22f1ad2912cd5547a3d0aad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182642 This pleases the Chief God

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:08:07 No.13182659 File: 79 KB, 425x595, 1114085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182637

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:08:16 No.13182660 >>13182653 We need more MGs in armour

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:08:48 No.13182663 >>13182642 Long passionate hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:10:48 No.13182675 >>13182663 The best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:11:16 No.13182676 >>13182539 I'm surprised nobody has made a monster hunter joke with them, with how well they fit into the role.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:12:06 No.13182678

>>13182513
>>13182551
>"I understand."
>She leaves the room without saying a word
>She cries herself to sleep
>You take her t school the next day, she won't look a you, and remains silent
>You go to work, thinking the problem will sort itself out, you were quite clear

>After quitting time, you go to pick her up, but she isn't at her usual spot. You drive around, looking for her, when that proves fruitless, you step indie the school and ask around for her
>It seems she never made it to class
>You go home, but the house is empty
>In a panic, you go to the police, but they're no help, too many missing men, who are the priority
>You look everywhere, her friend's houses, boys from class, you scour every back alleys and house of ill repute you can find, but find nothing
>And six months would pass...

>You're drinking, or trying to at some dive, the taste of alcohol has long since stopped taking away the sting of losing your daughteru
>Only Dormouse Molasses give you the comfort of sleep, otherwise, you stay up, hearing her voice, wising she'll walk in the door

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:13:47 No.13182681 File: 2.02 MB, 1920x1080, Pyuuuun tetetetetete den den den.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:15:52 No.13182687 >>13182678 Hank Hill voice That girl ain't right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:17:05 No.13182690 >>13182687 >action

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:17:34 No.13182691 >>13182687 >Action

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:17:58 No.13182695 >>13182687 >Action

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:18:46 No.13182696 >>13182687 >Action

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:18:54 No.13182697 File: 423 KB, 400x300, hankhillthinkshellisfunny.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182690 >>13182691 >>13182695

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:19:45 No.13182700

>>13182678
Eh, she's bound to come back some day. She still doesn't know how to cook breakfast on her own yet.

I'm sure is I leave freshly cooked pancakes on the windowsill every morning she'll eventually smell it and come back. But if she thinks she's getting a dicking she's sorely mistaken. Any lonely hungry MILFs who appear at the Window are more than welcome for a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:22:29 No.13182707 I want to take a job for a dragon who became depressed after the guy she worked so hard to romance turned into an alp, causing her to turn to depression eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:22:51 No.13182709 >>13182690 >>13182691 >>13182695 >>13182696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjLyKqAXkY4

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:22:51 No.13182710 >>13182700 >MILF You'd deny your daughteru for used goods?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:23:38 No.13182712 >>13182707 Fat fetish belongs on >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:24:04 No.13182713 >>13182707 >Dragon cries while eating a tub of ice cream >Cait cushion rolls its way over to her >"Hey Thunder Thighs, you gonna feed me or eat all of my food?" >ice cream intensifies

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:24:43 No.13182716 >>13182709 shit i'm dying

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:25:01 No.13182719 >>13182707 Only the thing she's depression eating is my semen

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:25:37 No.13182723 >>13182712 But anon, it's the perfect opportunity to woo her and get her back in shape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:25:55 No.13182724 >>13182719 Because looking at your dick makes anyone sad?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:26:21 No.13182725 >>13182724 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:28:21 No.13182734 >>13182556 This almost makes me want to see art of a GMILF Shirohebi/Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:31:17 No.13182744 >>13182734 Almost?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:33:57 No.13182750 >>13182744 Okay. I need it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:36:17 No.13182758 >>13182734 Whats the difference between a GMILF apop/hebi versus a normal one?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:38:30 No.13182763 >>13182758 >Small, cute jowls >Slightly longer, blanched hair >Beauty Mark So...yeah?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:38:40 No.13182764

>>13182678
Awful. Simply awful.
>Police prioritizing men who're probably off happy in some rape cave (Mind broken or not), rather than a lost and depressed little girl
Also awful.

>>13182700
>Dicking some shitty ara ara MILF while your daughteru is who knows where
Shit father detected.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:39:30 No.13182767 >>13182687 writing an action can get you banned. You should probably delete your post.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:39:53 No.13182771

>>13182713
>Anon comes home from a joyful (Read: annoying) day at work, with the intent to unwind with his Dragon waifu by conversing about children, if you catch my meaning
>But his bedroom plans were destroyed, when his eyes set upon the sight before him which was taking place on the couch
>It was his waifu and his Cat Sith pillow/foot rest/head rest/etc.
>Conversing
>BONDING
>"What's going on here?"
>"Anon!" His wife seems to be overjoyed. and a little bit larger. "I was just talking to our oven mitts about ice cream. did you know there's more than 100 flavours of ice cream? We need ice cream."
>"Yeah yeah, I knew about that already- are you two bonding?"
>"Well, you could say that." She glances ofer to the Cat Sith, then back to him. "you know, surprisingly, we have a lot in common her and I."
>Anon looked at the cat, who was beginning to show it's sly grin, then back at his wife
>Then to her pudge
>"No. Nope. NOPE. NOPE. you and me," He took his waifu by the hand, causing her to eep, and began to drag her to the door. "You and me. we're going on a jog. You're getting back in shape."
>"But Anoooon!~ I was going to watch Young and the Restless with Kai-"
>"NO. Don't you say that name in this household. We are going for walks, jogs, runs, you name it. No more driving, no more junk food, nothing. This is a healthy home!"
>"But that sounds like a lot of work!"
>"Good! You've been conversing with that cat that you've gone lazy. what would the neighbours think if the once prideful Dragon was now a couch p'tater?"
>"P'tater?"
>"PO TA TOES. No more! You are getting fit. Why, we're going to the gym."
>"But I want ice cream!"
>"NO." And like that, they were out the door
>For a moment, before anon opened the door once more and glared at the slob of a cat, who gave him a smug smile
>"Stay the hell away from my wife."
>"Me? What, do you think I'd mash her, or boil her, or put her in a stew?"
>"Just a warning. And stop watching my movies!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:41:10 No.13182773 >>13182764 >Doesn't want to dick daugteru >Immediately jumping to worst scenario and assuming shit father Not him, but please don't start.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:41:20 No.13182776 >>13182767 it's a joke you sperg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:41:42 No.13182777 >>13182771 >PO TA TOES >Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew. You magnificent son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:42:57 No.13182782 >>13182776 I'm serious; I've been banned for it before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:43:00 No.13182783 >>13182773 Daughteru dicking or not doesn't even matter. I didn't even say anything about it. Just the fact that he'd nonchalantly get his dick wet while his daughteru is missing, makes him a shit father.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:43:57 No.13182786 >>13182783 ... I need to pay more attention. I'll fuck off now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:44:42 No.13182790 >>13182636 >>13182623 >>13182659 So does she just go around and trap students by seducing them, and then killing and eating them to regain her energy? Or is there some form of healing and reformation that happens?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:44:55 No.13182791 >>13182777 Why was Sam the best?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:47:17 No.13182799 >>13182712 I doubt she can eat enough ice cream to become /d/ level fat. She'd get chubby, but it'd take years to get that fat and she'd most likely move on before she turned into those blimps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:48:36 No.13182802 >>13182791 Because besides Gandalf he was the only intelligent one in the entire fellowship.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:48:37 No.13182803 File: 94 KB, 727x1000, 19206869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182790

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:48:40 No.13182804 >>13182710 >>13182764 Like I said, Loli is Shit. You must be this Mature to ride this cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:49:44 No.13182808 >>13182803 I'll take that as healing then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:51:29 No.13182813 >>13182771 You're great, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:52:13 No.13182818 File: 237 KB, 1200x1200, 14845086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182808 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9qGb0-0IQo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:52:33 No.13182819 >>13182808 To an extent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:54:05 No.13182823 File: 179 KB, 800x600, Valk and Geko CG from Galzoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182818 This getting translated along with Galzoo is the greatest thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:54:24 No.13182825 >>13182771 Insidious

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:54:42 No.13182826

>>13182678
>>13182687
>>13182700

"My, don't you look glum" a sultry voice says behind you, but your don't lift your face from your beer
>"This seat taken?"
>You mumble
>She sits besides you and orders some in for herself
>"It's no good to drink alone, people will think you have a problem"
>You simply say you don't care and move to shoot her your most withering glare, and then, you see her
>Long black hair, red silk dress clinging to her curves, a bust that would put a Holst to shame and an as that could
>Hellhound
>Surely, the gods hate you
>"Don't be like that, we all need friends sometimes, and you, darling, need a friend" she says coolly while running her hand down your back, ending on your tight, giving it a soft squeeze
>You are drunk. And lonely. And this bitch is making you quite horny, so you figure what the hell
>You pay for your drinks and follow her out
>That ass could shatter oak
>You drive home, sneaking a few glances at her, you swear you see her smirk
>At your place, you quickly move to the bedroom and sit on your bed
>She takes off her heels, and lets the dress fall to the floor
>She sidles up to you and gently pushes you down, moving your shirt up your arms
>She's taking her sweet time though, so you move to cup her breasts, but find your hands are not responding
>"Are you comfortable?" You look up and find your hands are tied
>"Don't worry, I'll be sure to take care of you"
>You see her slide off her panties, and she begins jerking you off with them
>They feel unbearably soft and silky
>You actually ask her not to go so fast
>Why not? It feels good, doesn't it? Like this."
>She flicks the head of your penis with her tongue, sharply, her tongue is so hot you're afraid she's going to burn you
>She continues, until you come
>You tell her you want her pussy, not her
hands
>"Fufu, you want sex, is that it?"
>She sits on your face
>"Eat"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:54:52 No.13182827 >>13182802 Plus he's the best friend you want

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:55:05 No.13182828 File: 95 KB, 600x614, Atlach_Nacha_by_darkness127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182819 Still a villain but she gets a positive relationship

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:55:49 No.13182831 >>13182826 Pretty obvious that she's the daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:56:12 No.13182832 >>13182828 A villain you can like to an extent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:56:14 No.13182833 >>13182826 Is this like the one time, with the loli neighbour fox who got into the cake?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:56:36 No.13182834 >>13182827 Best guardner.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:56:43 No.13182835 >>13182823 kraken ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:57:17 No.13182839 >Cait Sith breaks into an Anon's home >He shoots it >Police come and take his statement >He is not charged >He lives happily ever after, secure in the knowledge that he's removed furshit from the world

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:57:38 No.13182840 >>13182826 >Pantyjob Why is this not around more. Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:57:43 No.13182841 >>13182833 That's all I could think of the moment he said she disappeared too. >Ka is a wheel

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:57:49 No.13182842 >>13182819 >>13182808 >>13182790 She eats the flesh of male students the academy and rapes female students. So she's pretty much a villain, but I can't find anything on how the story ends, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:58:24 No.13182843 File: 425 KB, 1340x905, best alicesoft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182832 Yep. A likeable villain protagonist with a great theme song. And a lot of art and touhou levels of remixes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:58:54 No.13182844 >>13182835 Kraken's a qt, even if she's far from a MG. Valk and the Cat were best though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:59:07 No.13182845 >>13182840 >Why is this not around more. Goddamn. Because regardless of fantasy, wet fabric chafes, even silk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 00:59:47 No.13182846 >>13182831 Yeah, that was the whole vibe I got from it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:02:07 No.13182851 >>13182831 why can't it be the mother who found her daughter and learned what happened? its not like the guy wouldn't recognize his daughter, only 6 months passed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:02:08 No.13182852 File: 164 KB, 640x480, Atlach_Nacha_0032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182842 Does she look evil to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:02:10 No.13182853 >>13182826 >And an ass that could Could what? An ass that could what? Do she got the booty!? I have to know!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:03:03 No.13182856 >>13182852 absolutelyhorrifyingdemonbeast.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:03:31 No.13182857 >>13182852 Slightly...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:03:53 No.13182859 >>13182851 If you were to look at someone in Elementary or Middle School, and then a few days later, saw them as they would be 20-30+ years later, do you think you'd recognize them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:04:06 No.13182860 >>13182852 Nope, not evil at all. That form is the sexier form, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:04:38 No.13182863 File: 91 KB, 903x1083, 18794899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182856 Alas poor Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:06:23 No.13182869 File: 47 KB, 485x590, 2013-08-09-598624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182860

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:06:24 No.13182870 >>13182826 Now here is where I happily say "Yes Ma'am." Much more appealing than Daughteru Dicking, I can gladly get off to being dommed by a lusty mature beauty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:07:01 No.13182872 >>13182859 why would she look 30 years older though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:07:03 No.13182873 >>13182859 >As they looked 20-20+ years later >>13182678 >6 months would pass Things aren't adding up Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:07:44 No.13182877 >>13182860 >The one with the giant beard is sexier That's the alpest thing I've heard today

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:08:38 No.13182882 >>13182872 >>13182873 You guys weren't around for the Loli Neighbour Fox, were you? Are you at least familiar with Wonderland Cake?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:08:54 No.13182883

>>13182825
>Anon's waifu, the notorious Dragon of the neighbourhood, sat on the couch of her home in a bind
>She was using the pet cat Sith as it's normal arm rest watching her show
>Getting comfortable. Really comfortable. she almost didn't eve want to move.
>"Yesss yesss, you are feeling relaxed."
>Don't talk to me, worm."
>"Worm? Who, me? I am but a lowly Cat Sith, bred by the maste-"
>"Just because I moved here two days ago doesn't me I don't know how you Cat Sith's work." She said, which kneading her elbow into its back
>"He doesn't love you, you know?"
>"What?"
>"You. Haven't you seen it? The way he looks at you. Not with the renounced vigour of it once were when you bet years ago. No. he sees you as nothing more but a roomate now. To pay the bills."
> The Dragonfu shifted in her seat. "Shut up."
>"When was the last time you engaged in the bedroom? Last week? last month? Last year?"
>"I said shut up! I know what you are doing! you're trying to ruin our relationship!"
>"Gooooooood! Embrace your anger! Let it flow within you!"
>Anon's Dragonfu got up in a startle. "I-I'm going to get something to eat!" And then she was gone. Into the kitchen
>It wasn't long before she returned. two scoops of ice cream in a bowl. she flopped onto the couch as aggressively as possible, aiming to hurt the sly cat
>"Yesssss. You eat ice cream not because you are hungry, but because the truth has finally revealed itself before you! He does not love you at all."
>"S-Shut up!" It wasn't long before she began to stuff her face with ice cream.
>"Yes. Yessssss. Eat to your hearts content. Sate your depression with food. With more food! Embrace the truth! Join me, and together we will rule the TV couch! and soon, the home!"
>"S-Shut Uphf"
>It wasn't long until the whole bucket of ice cream was on the coffee table, the occasional groan of brain freeze echoing in the household
>And the sly grin of a Cat
>"Hey, did you know there's more that 100 different flavours of ice cream?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:08:58 No.13182884 >>13182877 Oh god, I didn't notice the beard until you said that.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:09:00 No.13182885
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>>13182863
>>13182869
I suggest not getting your hopes up, since going by Alicesoft game translating speeds this will take 5-9 years, like Rance Quest will take even though it's already at 25~%.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:09:44 No.13182888 >>13182826 >>13182870 What this guy said >>13182783

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:11:26 No.13182893 >>13182882 >My daughter destroys her body, unnaturally aging it forward years. >Expects me to approve of her life choices. Three weeks in your room with no internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:11:28 No.13182895 >>13182885 Rance Quest is a massive game and translation only started last year

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:11:48 No.13182896 >>13182877 That's more like chest hair than a beard. I'm not helping my case, am I? >>13182882 Nope, got a lingk?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:12:32 No.13182898 >>13182872 There are ways for grown women to turn into lolis, so odds are there are way to turn lolis into grown women.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:12:38 No.13182900 >>13182888 >>13182893 I'm so glad there's still responsible parents left in this thread.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:12:49 No.13182901

>>13182888
Anon, what more is there left to do? If you searched for her and tried to find her, and it's been 6 months, what more do you do? Do you just want to stop all your life because your daughteru ran away?

You need to move on some time. Do you stop eatting breakfast because your dog died? Do you stop playing video games because your parents died? Life has to go one Anon. And that Christmas Cake desperately needs some dicking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:12:53 No.13182902 >>13182883 >Not dicking the Dragonfu every day >Letting her reach a point where the machinations of a dumb Furni-cait can get to her at all

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:14:22 No.13182906 File: 71 KB, 553x600, luka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what kind of parents would Luka and Alice be?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:14:42 No.13182908
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>>13182895
Including Magnum expansion it is, though to be fair Maria is proving to be the hero /haniho/ deserves and the hero they need by translating that cursed game.
6 is also coming along, though the translator isn't no Rogue.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:14:54 No.13182909

>>13182893
You're the one who was so desperate for a "MILF"-type. And now, she's just how you wanted! Good going asshole.

>>13182896
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland
>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:15:02 No.13182910 File: 149 KB, 640x480, 1426396502673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182896 >>13182884 it's not a beard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:15:48 No.13182913 >>13182909 I wasn't asking for a MILF type, I just picked up the story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:16:47 No.13182915 >>13182906 Shit parents.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:16:59 No.13182917

>>13182883

Implying I wouldn't bang my dragonfu in ways that would put the Prince of Pleasure to shame.

Implying I wouldn't bench press the Cait Sith like a dirt cheap weight.

Implying I wouldn't sperg with my Dragonfu whenever I can't find the libido.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:17:49 No.13182919 >>13182883 This is how they get their revenge.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:18:45 No.13182923

>>13182906
I would think Alice would teach her daughter how the world works or some shit
and Luka would be the stay at home dad that cleans the kitchen and makes cute little muffins for his wife and daughter
>yfw Luka develops a lisp and becomes more feminine than before

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:19:32 No.13182924

>>13182908

You know at that point if you have to dedicate years of your life with people you may never meet face to face, why not just start a translating company and partner up with the guys who're your translating.

You're already working like a professional, why not get treated and paid like one?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:19:53 No.13182925 >>13182923 Anon, he'd just alp at that point. The universe is already straining as it is to keep him male, something like that would be too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:20:32 No.13182927 >>13182923 He'd be the permissive father.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:20:59 No.13182928
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Uh oh! You just found out that, due to a bizaare twist in your family tree, you now have an Aunt who is a Princess of an Alien Race hellbent on conquering Earth! However, your Aunt seems to respect some potential you offer and asks if you'll join her in dominating the Human Race.

>Become the Evil Alien Princess Christmas Cake's subordinate?
>Yes
>No

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:21:00 No.13182929 >>13182883 >Have you ever wondered why your husband keeps me? >He likes this, he just won't let it out. What would folks think of him? >He says your beautiful but thats just a lie, you could be better.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:21:31 No.13182930
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>>13182924
Maria actually DOES work for a translating company and translates Quest in her free time.
And some people just don't do it for the money or to be treated like a professional.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:22:01 No.13182933 >>13182928 That art is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:22:26 No.13182936 >>13182928 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:22:52 No.13182938 >>13182924 because Alicesoft wont localise games. Rance Quest will only take like three years anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:23:09 No.13182940 >>13182928 Uh, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:24:34 No.13182943 >>13182938 Such a shame too. Orion and his art are top tier, and is capable of making Mono's look like that one MGU-snail girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:26:55 No.13182946 So I saw a pastebin that said you guys wanted thugdere oni? http://pastebin.com/UtuNXP3K

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:27:06 No.13182947 >>13182943 As long as Kamilla gets focus in X I'm happy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:30:44 No.13182957 >>13182946 >Thugdere Oni >Using the name I suggested >It seems like She's using her shakedowns as an excuse to spend time around him. Fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:30:47 No.13182958 >>13181822 >Kejourou >They princess carry you with their hair That sounds pretty nice.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:31:37 No.13182961
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>>13182947
Hopefully she'll get serious and actually fight to her fullest in that game, since she was almost a joke in 6 because she's lazy and still recovering from when Kayblis sperged out and attacked her.
Though she may end up as British 2.0 and stay locked in that room forever, only reappearing in the credits

Can't wait for 6 to be translated so Annis can outdamage a Lilim in english, and 03 to come out because Gele and Satella.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:32:03 No.13182962

>>13182826
>You begin lapping up her pussy
>"Your tongue is trembling. You don't do this often? Don't tell me you're actually a virgin." She says with a laugh
>Slightly peeved, you pa her for her earlier teasing, and lick under and around her clitoris, before gently nibbling on it, her coos and moans making her pussy vibrate
>You're rewarded with her gushing juices, drenching your face and making you drunk on pheromones, on top of booze
>You ask again for her rosebud
>"No" she says playfully. "I'm not done punishing this...inconsiderate dick just yet .
>She expertly uses her feet to stroke your manhood, pinching and rubbing the already sensitive head between her toes, and teasingly prodding your scrotum with her middle finger. Each soft jab sending jolts through your entire body
>She keeps you like this, close to cumming but not quite, you clench your teeth, begging to b free of this hell
>"Too much? Fine, have my pussy." She takes your dick in hand, it feels like heaven. You let yourself feel happy, finally, your flesh will taste hers
>You thought
>Instead, she rub her pussy on your swollen tumescence
>You curse at her, desperate, you can't stand tis much longer
>"You want to cum? Do you? All you have to do is get it in me."
>You twerk and undulate, but it's useless, her rubbing is slow, tortuous, deliberate, each failed attempt makes you harder and hotter, and costs valuable stamina, increasing the pressure on your member
>Finally you scream, delirious, PLEASE LET ME PUT IT IN
>She does, and you cum like a broken faucet inside her, painting her slick walls white with your seed
>You lay there, panting, every nerve and hair of your body standing on end, lightning surges through you
>"Ara ara~ , did my pussy feel that good? I'm glad, but look, you're still hard. Surely hat wasn't enough for you. Want more? I'll do it for you."

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:32:25 No.13182963

>>13182919
>The Cat sith watched as the master and his Dragonfu left the household to engage in excersize
>and smiled
>She rolled herself off of the couch, landing on the floor with a somewhat loud thud
>and sat there for a while, breathing heavily
>That much movement really knocked the wind out of her
>After a minute, she began to move towards the window
>Which after a foot, she paused to breath
>After 30 minutes, she was there, staring face to face with a cat
>A Neko, by the twin tails
>She huffed and puffed, sweat pouring down her face like a mighty river dividing the land
>and after the breather, she spoke
>"The time. Huff. The... the time has come!"
>She swallowed some spit and heaved.
>"Execute: Order Nya Nya...!"
>and like that, the Neko was gone, running down the streets of the small neighbourhood
>Conversing with other cats and Nekomata
>Who relayed the message to all the Cat Siths in the area
>And the town
>And the city
>"Hey foot rest, we're home." Anon said as he came through the door. The two seemed like they were newlyweds, how she was practically clinging to him
>Excersize
>"What are you doing near the window?"
>"I was just... getting some air!"
>"Right." and like that, she was back to her duties as the multipurpose house furniture. and everything moved normally, as if nothing happened
>But little did they know of the plan that was set in motion. The plan in which made the Cat Sith grin like a madman all day
>Too bad it failed, since trying to fatten up the waifu's across the land either led to Anon's sexing them more, or getting them fit a toned, which in turn led to more sex
>But don't tell her that

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:34:30 No.13182967 >>13182853 Shatter oak, it's there, though I realize my mistake, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:34:43 No.13182970 >>13182962 >"Ara ara~" She can do whatever she wants to me now I am her's I'm an Ara Slut

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:34:54 No.13182971 >>13182963 Why thank you kind Cait Sith for curing the town of it's obesity endemic. Your caretakers must be so proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:35:54 No.13182974 >>13182970 Ah, so I'm not alone with having that as one of their weaknesses I have too many weaknesses. I need to barricade myself more

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:36:16 No.13182975 >>13182946 >C’mon, cough it up, runt! You buy lunch every day, so we know you got money on you! God bless I use a card to buy food in uni.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:37:32 No.13182981 >>13182974 I'm an Ara Slut, Smug Slut, Dragon Slut, and Purple Slut. I wouldn't last a day in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:38:26 No.13182988 >>13182981 >Dragonslut You're not Anubisfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:38:56 No.13182991 >>13182981 ...So...what would you do against a Smug, Ara-Ara Lightning Dragon with Purple Scales?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:39:00 No.13182992 >>13182988 I didn't say I was though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:39:39 No.13182996 >>13182963 The dragon should tie it to a pole on her front lawn and spend all day just breathing fire on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:39:42 No.13182998 >>13182991 >Purple scales That would make her a Magic/Arcane dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:39:57 No.13182999 >>13182988 Nope. Dragonslut's become more of a general title now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:40:05 No.13183000 >>13182991 >Lightning Dragon with Purple Scales Why not just a Jabberwock? That's a Purple Dragon, with Chocolate to boot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:40:34 No.13183001 File: 13 KB, 259x194, 1397674305337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13182991 >Lightning Dragon >Purple Scales

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:40:58 No.13183002 >>13182998 I've come to associate Lightning with the color Purple lately. Not that it matters. Magic/Arcane Dragon could still use lightning spells? Either way, point is, purple scales.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:41:02 No.13183003 What's it like being a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:41:36 No.13183004 >>13183003 ask ur mum

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:42:03 No.13183007 >>13183000 Valid point. Smug, Ara-Ara Jabberwock then. >>13182981 What say you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:42:15 No.13183009 >>13183003 Wearing Naked Aprons and being ready to be fucked by your waifu at the drop of a hat.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:42:53 No.13183013

>>13183002
Lightning can be purple, though it can also be blue or yellow.
A magic Dragon would be something you would not want to face since it's packing Archmage-tier spells and comes with a regular Dragon's strength and vitality, making it the ultimate Warmage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:44:36 No.13183016 >>13183009 I don't think naked aprons work the same as they do on a girl Appealing, I mean. It's more appealing on a girl than it is on a guy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:46:20 No.13183019 File: 2.28 MB, 2480x3508, 9b1jCHo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183007 I for one would fucking kill just to be in her presence. That alone would make me the happiest man alive.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:46:36 No.13183020

>>13182971
>Husbandos realize that Cait Sith's can be used as weights.

>Obiesity amongst regular MGs continues to fall while Cait Sith's have theirs skyrocket to new heights.

>The demon lord did not have mercy on the one who was stuck with the ushi family.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:48:39 No.13183024 >>13183020 >They say you can hear its screams from the farthest reaches of the Earth >They say you can hear its screams IN YOUR DREAMS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:49:10 No.13183025 >>13183003 Nice, and very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:51:03 No.13183027 I want cu sith to hurry up and come out so we can move onto the next girl which better be a fucking pheonix. And I swear if it's some kind of furry pony I'm gonna cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:52:40 No.13183032 >>13182906 Obviously shit considering how their son turned out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:53:38 No.13183034 >>13183032 I want the translations to be out so I can find out if their daughter is a shit or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:53:45 No.13183035 >>13183027 I haven't heard of any monsters from Hawaii, but i'm hopeful it happens someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:54:31 No.13183038 >>13183027 I want Phoenix to be be flamboyant colored and sassy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:55:03 No.13183039 >>13183027 Hey, Friendship is Magic, and it is popular in Japan...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:56:21 No.13183043 >>13183039 Please, we don't need any horse fu- >Centaur >Nightmare >Unicorn/Bicorn Nevermind

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:56:50 No.13183045 >>13183043 autism

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:57:02 No.13183048

>>13183038
You just want a peacock harpy. A pheonix should be stoic and silent, watchign the world through morose, somber eyes as she waits for her time to come, just as it had all the other times, expecting her husband to move on just like all the rest.

How does she react when she reaches the age of maturity, regains her past memories and realises that her current husband is actually her past husband also?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:58:13 No.13183049 >>13183043 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:58:46 No.13183050 >>13182967 Goddamn...she DO got the booty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:58:48 No.13183051 >>13183027 I want a clown monster just because all the ridiculous stories and jokes it would cause.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 01:59:55 No.13183054 >>13183048 A Phoenix can be pretty flamboyantly colored and sassy. Though knowing KC she'll have fiery feathers that "revive" any libido and make even men suffering from ED "come back from the dead" in their pants.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:00:46 No.13183056 >>13183034 She most likely is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:03:23 No.13183064 >>13182946 I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:03:39 No.13183067 I want to eat popsicles with a phoenix girl.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:03:48 No.13183069

>Have a gloomy Medusa as a good friend
>You don't really have many long conversations, but the company is nice
>You learned that she has a bit of a complex
>Her friends managed to mindbreak men by the dozens
>Meanwhile she hasn't even got one guy
>So you in your infinite wisdom try to change that
>You plant an idea in her mind that maybe, just maybe she could forcibly make you hers
>She asks you to enter her home
>And gives you a drink
>It's obviously drugged but you decide to indulge her
>When you come to, you hear her muttering her lines for arousing purposes
>You admit her soft, breathy voice is something fierce
>If only she bothered to learn lines from something other than a poorly translated smut book
>You pretend to not here her mumbles as she notices that you are awake
>Like a well paid whore you say your lines 'please, stop' and 'if you don't I'll lose my mind' as examples
>She buys every word
>Even if she is awkward at the whole sex business
>Her natural talent as an MG is nothing to scoff at
>After your little cuddle time with her she always had this air of self confidence
>Even if you know you could break the spell and show her that you are fully capable of seeing the world beyond her
>The thought would be too much to bear
>It's much easier to hug, give full body massages and kiss her hand when she orders you to do so

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:05:42 No.13183073 >>13183069 Wouldn't it be more satisfying for her knowing she didn't need to resort to cheap tricks to captivate you?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:05:57 No.13183074

>>13182962
>You tell her it's impossible, you have to rest
>She takes out a small vial from between her breasts and sips it, kissing you and forcing it down your throat
>A pleasant warmth spreads through your body, settling on your penis
>"See? You're hard now."
>You are. You also just came and are exhausted
>She releases your hands. "Don't you want to touch them?" she says, pushing up her breasts and letting them fall
>You want to. GOD YOU WANT TO. But your arms are well past numbness, they won't move for you.
>"Isn't this what you wanted? We're having sex." Your toes curl, you try to get her to stop, but can't move your body
>She continues to ride you, her juices mixing with yours and overflowing
>The sensations are too much, you wish you could just pass out but whatever she does you with won't let you
>She milks you until dawn, not letting you rest for one second
>Finally, she lest your penis out of her, defeated
>"Well, did you enjoy that, Daddy? Am I good enough for you now?"
>Your throat is too ragged for you to answer
>I hope you'll appreciate me from now ."
>She runs a single claw on your chest, making a shallow cut
>"Once this heals, and you begin to forget about me, I'll come again."

And I'm done with you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:06:46 No.13183079 >>13183069 Did she really have to use force? I mean, it was really unnecessary since you already like her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:07:29 No.13183083 >>13183073 >>13183079 I don't think he's ever had contact with a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:08:00 No.13183084 >>13183074 Well, that's kind of a cliffhanger. I mean really, the reveal is so obvious and predictable, it's what comes after that has the potential to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:09:11 No.13183087 >rape scene >"wow you got a boner, that means you actually enjoy this" >roll my eyes so hard they almost pop out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:09:54 No.13183088 >>13183087 Well what else do you expect her to say? It's an oldie but goodie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:10:52 No.13183093 >>13183074 Predictable twist with a disappointing MC. Decent sex scenes though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:12:30 No.13183097 >>13183088 Not... that? I can't help but apply logic to it. >of course he got a boner if you were touching his fucking dick >god this slut is retarded >oh and you're also mindbreaking him >yeah I'm pretty sure he's enjoying it you dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:12:31 No.13183098 >>13183087 It's not rape if you don't make them feel like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:14:37 No.13183105 >>13183084 >obvious I know. This was just smut, wasn't trying. >what comes after You really want to see this continued? This was just an attempt to bring one more anon to the daughteru dicking side

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:15:17 No.13183107 >>13183105 >This was just an attempt to bring one more anon to the daughteru dicking side Oh so you're another piss wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:17:02 No.13183116 >>13183105 It failed, it went from daughteru dicking to getting mindbroken by a yandere adolescent who transformed her body using drugs. That's alienating anyone who isn't a sub and/or masochist

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:17:17 No.13183118 >>13183098 >You'll never have a monstergirl romance the fuck out of you. >Cheesy poetry optional >You'll never cuddle with her on a cold winter day, or during a thunderstorm. God damn it.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:17:27 No.13183119

>>13183105
>You really want to see this continued?
Not really. What happens after has the potential to be interesting, but really, with how predictable and bland the lead-up was, I don't exactly care.
>>13183093 has it right in that the sex scenes were pretty good though.

>Spoiler
I don't think you'd succeed. At all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:19:09 No.13183123 >>13183118 You will never snuggle up to her in bed reading a book by candlelight because the storm knocked the power out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:21:18 No.13183127 >>13183118 >>13183123 You'll never spend the night hugging each other while hearing the rain pouring outside.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:22:02 No.13183129 >>13183118 >>13183123 >Snuggled up tightly by a Jabberwock's claws as her wings cover you, and she reads to you all the poetry she's written for you throughout the years

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:23:04 No.13183132 >>13183123 >You'll never bundle up in a blanket cocoon with her. >You'll never feel the heave of of chest as she breathes in and out while cuddled up to you. >You'll never wake up to see her smiling face. This is the most profound sadness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:24:09 No.13183134 >>13183132 Fuck offfffffffffffffffffff ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:24:21 No.13183136 >>13183127 >>13183129 >>13183132 >Your yeti waifu will never keep you warm in the dead of winter while you drift off into blissful sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:26:12 No.13183147 >>13183132 I'm attempting to reconcile how a Blanket cocoon would work with a Dragon Wing cocoon...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:26:36 No.13183148 File: 274 KB, 748x1069, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183118 >You will never find and take in a homeless Shirohebi who nearly got frostbite in the cold on a wintery day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:27:23 No.13183149 >>13183147 dragon wing cocoon with blanket lining

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:27:47 No.13183150 >>13183147 >You're wrapped up in Dragon's Claws with her wings cocooning around your >Blanket then is on the outside, cocooning both of you So it's be the blanket outside, then Dragon, then you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:29:14 No.13183152 >>13183150 Three-layered cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:30:11 No.13183153 >>13183150 Making a blanket fort with a Wurm would be the best...even if she didn't have wings to wrap you in afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:31:01 No.13183155 >>13183152 >Wake up to her kissing your forehead and calling you her greatest treasure >>13183153 At least she has strong tough claws to protect and cuddle you with

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:31:42 No.13183156 >>13183153 >You'll never make a pillow fort/blanket tent with a Wurm and cuddle with her inside it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:33:43 No.13183160 >>13183148 >The following day she coils you up in a hug, crying and thanking you, promising to dedicate herself to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:35:06 No.13183162 >>13183148 >homeless Enjoy your AIDS, lice and being stabbed in your sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:35:15 No.13183164 >>13183150 >>13183155 Sounds cozy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:35:32 No.13183165 >>13183160 >"Oh honey, that is so sweet of you." >"But I'm into dominant girls, not submissive ones who want to give themselves to me. Sorry, but we can still be friends!"

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:38:03 No.13183169

>>13183105
>spoiler
There's only one compelling scenario in which daugteru dicking is okay and that's when she's absolutely infatuated with you and there is literally no one else. No other romantic interest, mother is no longer on the scene, or is no longer a viable partner. Any other time deprives her of her own love life, and deprives the other woman you love of your attentions. It's a sad state of half-harem in which a man cannot firmly tell his own daughter "No." and is simply led around by his dick.

An example of such a scenario would be an abusive mother which you finally decide to leave, and your daughteru comes with. It's almost always coupled with a buildup of sexual tension and suffering, and the dicking is nearly never instantaneous. Anon is cowering reliving a nightmare, for example. She comes in to comfort him.

Another could be a deceased mother, and a father trying his best for his daughteru, but feeling a crushing lonelyness none the less.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:39:10 No.13183171 >>13183169 >There's only one compelling scenario in which daughteru dicking is okay That was actually the scenario this whole thing spun out of though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:40:11 No.13183172 >>13183171 Ah. I didn't really read it, just went and threw my own oppinions in like an asshole. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:41:50 No.13183173 Night everyone, don't burn down the thread and remeber. Fit or Fat Tall or Short Flat or busty She is your waifu, cuddle her like no man ever has.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:42:59 No.13183177 >>13183173 Even Chair Sith?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:43:17 No.13183178 >>13183171 Not really. We were talking about grounding our daughterus or calling our waifu to talk to her about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:43:51 No.13183181 >>13183177 >She is your waifu >>13183177 >Chair Sith Anon, what are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:44:25 No.13183182 >>13183177 If she's your waifu then yes. Although this does raise questions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:45:25 No.13183183 File: 208 KB, 923x633, 1426396411226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder that while you can have one Monster Waifu, once you got her you wouldn't make any real Monster Friends Pic Related would apply in this situation

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:45:49 No.13183185 >>13183173 But all these phoenix eggs are about to hatch!

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:47:37 No.13183187

>>13183178
Yeah, about that...the original setup that it all spun out of was a single guy adopting and raising a Hellpup, and most people concluding the inevitable would occur when the Hellpup grew up and developed feelings for her fatheru.

Then some other guys came in and said "I'd just ground her" or "I'd totally have a waifu and she'd set her straight", and things kind of spiraled this way and that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:48:34 No.13183190 >>13183183 Please do not compare 3D to 2D

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:48:57 No.13183191 >>13183183 And this is why Alps are actually great.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:49:28 No.13183193 >>13183177 >Always two there are >A cat >And and an alf

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:49:54 No.13183194 >>13183191 It is true that guys make better girls than girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:50:07 No.13183195 >>13183183 /r9k/ aspies everyone

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:51:09 No.13183198 >>13183191 >>13183194 Come out of the closet already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:51:22 No.13183199 >>13183162 Anon, these are monster girls we're talking about. She doesn't have AIDS. Also, silver-haired girls can't get lice. Also, Shirohebis love their potential husbands too much to stab them in their sleep.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:51:23 No.13183200

>>13183183
>That whole post
That's just...awful. I mean sure, one night stands, but you'd think for a long-term relationship you'd find each other interesting and have things between you.

And as for guys who can't just have female friends...well, they're just insecure and/or faggots.

But anyway, on the flip-side of the coin, aren't there actually a few stories that have platonic friendships with MGs shown, in addition to whatever primary romance? I feel like there are...think there might be...I'm sure there are a few that didn't spiral off into shitty harem routes. Sure of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:52:58 No.13183202 >>13183198 But Tom Cruise is in there, I can't be in the closet.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:53:09 No.13183203

>>13183183
Okay, I really hate that guy's post.
Not because of his horribly sexist behavior, but because he types like a fucking idiot.
>All those grammar errors
>All those typos and misspelled words
>All those fucking exclamation marks
What the fuck is this guy, 12?
Spoilered for autism, ignore me and carry on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:53:10 No.13183204 >>13183183 Please, not every monstergirl is some beta whiteknight lizardgirl or a loser NEET gazer.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:53:41 No.13183206

>>13183195
>>13183200
Yeah, I want you to go and make light conversation with that Lizard Girl at the Grocery Store, and then tell her you're married. See how her tone changes when she realizes your cock is taken.

The other Anons bring up a pretty good point, Alps are your best bet at a Monster Girl friend, at least they'd think you have interesting things to say.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:54:12 No.13183208 >>13183200 >>13183195 I don't know about you guys, but I've never met a girl I could talk to about Boba Fett and the Speed Force for hours on end either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:54:27 No.13183209 >>13183203 I can't though because you're stupid and didn't read that he was drunk while writing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:54:59 No.13183210 >>13183203 >Horribly Sexist Attitude Back to >>>/tumblr/ with you. Also he said he was drunk Anon, read the post.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:55:23 No.13183212 >>13183204 This isn't a term I use lightly, but clearly he's projecting. >>13183206 Why would I tell anyone I'm married out of nowhere >>13183210 Edgy.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:55:42 No.13183215

>>13183200
He's not wrong though. You don't look for female friends at parties, you look for pussy, and invest time in attaining said pussy. It's a lost pursuit once someone already owns said pussy. You don't really find female friends at parties, you find them the way you find the rest of your friends, they just happen to have a vagina. I've never made a friend at a party. Met some dudes sure, but remained in constant contact? Not really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:55:59 No.13183217 >>13183209 What part of "ignore me and carry on" didn't you get? But yeah, whoops I didn't notice the drunk bit. My face is pretty red right now.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:56:20 No.13183218

>>13183206
>>13183208
Maybe it's just me. I mean, I hung out with a whole group of geeky guys and girls in high school. Just sat around all day, shooting the shit, talking about comic books, manga, all kinds of nerd stuff.

Won't argue about Alps though. Bender said it best.
>"I swear, men are so much better at being women!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:57:03 No.13183219 >>13183210 I'm a momma's boy, fuckin' sue me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:57:27 No.13183220 >>13183215 Fair point that, given the context of a "Party".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:57:52 No.13183221 >>13183185 Wrap them in a blanket and take them outside. They will need a lot of space to fly about. >>13183181 >Chair Sith Anon, either you and your waifu are into some kinky stuff or you have a different definition of cuddling then me.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:58:21 No.13183222

>>13183208
I had an ex girlfriend whose favorite superhero was the Flash Wally, especially as Kid Flash. She'd school me about on anything DC. And used to make me marathon the old flash series with her.

And if it wasn't that, it was Robin and Nightwing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:58:27 No.13183223 if i wanted to read about sad sacks of shit who think girls are worse than hitler i'd go to /r9k/ or /soc/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 02:58:32 No.13183224 I don't get the infinite alp hate here. If it's got a pussy then it's a girl no if ands or buts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:00:07 No.13183226 >>13183222 >ex girlfriend Get out of here, you filthy slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:00:31 No.13183227 >>13183224 >no ifs ands or buts >or buts >No butts If you ain't got no booty, take your bitch ass home.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:01:04 No.13183228 >>13183222 I had an ex like this. Though not really an expert on all things DC. Loved Robin though. She was extremely pleased when I introduced her to Young Justice...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:01:52 No.13183230 >>13183226 Succubus, please... Tell us how you found this earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:02:49 No.13183231 >>13183227 >Final stage Alp with grade S booty >Succubus is jealous because hers isn't even a B

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:02:57 No.13183232

>>13183224
I remember this picture showing two (real) people: a busty girl with a dick and a muscular dude with a vagina, asking which one you'd choose.

Thing is, choosing the girl was what any straight person would do, because she still was an attractive woman with a dick on her.

>>13183222
>>13183228
My exgf is into plenty of old video games and JoJo. She's a cool girl.

We broke up on friendly terms, though we've grown pretty distant these months. ;_;

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:05:17 No.13183233
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>Being friends with Human Boys even after you know they're married
How pathetic, this is why Manticores, Onis, and Hellhounds will get all the men and the "Nice Monster Girls" will just be stuck in the corner crying and schlicking to the sound of their "Friends" moans.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:06:51 No.13183235 >>13183232 >exgf >breaking up on friendly terms Cuckold slut, leave this place.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:07:58 No.13183237 >>13183235 calm down aspie

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:08:25 No.13183238

>>13183233
But if they don't make friends with human boys in healthy relationships, they'll never hear the words...

>"Y'know, you're a really nice girl. I've got this friend, I think you might like him. Interested? He could use a great gal like you in his life."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:08:59 No.13183240 >>13183237 He has a point. If you now, or ever, have had a 3dpd girlfriend, you really shouldn't be here. This is a place for lonely NEETs to discuss their waifu fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:09:16 No.13183241 >>13183224 Stop baiting. You tried the same shit earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:09:29 No.13183242 >>13183237 Normie leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:10:17 No.13183243 >>13183235 >>13183240 >>13183242 all me by the way

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:11:09 No.13183244 >>13183242 >>13183240 >>13183235 >This amount of jealousy and aggression. I laugh at all of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:11:10 No.13183245 >>13183243 I don't understand Anon, what are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:12:12 No.13183246 not another "normies" vs "betas" discussion holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:12:39 No.13183247 >>13183244 >Being jealous that I never wasted money on a 3dpd to drain my money, yell at me, and eventually cuckold me for Tyrone while expecting me to pay child support Yeah, real Jealous. Go back to >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:13:19 No.13183249 >>13183224 Really? http://imgur.com/Tdn37wZ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:13:24 No.13183250 >>13183247 Weird, he never said any of that. Did you quote the right person?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:13:47 No.13183251 >>13183247 >Continuous laughter

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:14:08 No.13183255 >>13183249 I-I'm going to vomit...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:14:22 No.13183256 File: 48 KB, 400x559, 139942159981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183244 >jealousy I'm going to go through the effort of posting and deleting a reaction face to fully convey my feelings

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:14:53 No.13183257 >>13183247 Dude take that shit to /r9k/ Lets keep this monstergirl related, okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:15:24 No.13183259 Why are normies with girl friends, families, and shit even here? Why do they need the emotional crutch of Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:15:45 No.13183260 >>13183224 Fuck off with your trannies

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:16:02 No.13183261

>>13183247
look i can do use the epic greentexting meme too

>actually spending money on a girl
>not realizing she's after your wallet the moment you see her
>still being with her after yelling at me
>having children
>having children when your relationship is in shambles

sorry, it's terminal

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:16:13 No.13183262 >>13183257 I know. Honestly. We were all talking about adventuring to find Loen, and then this asshole shows up. The nerve of some people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:17:08 No.13183263 >>13183259 Better question, how did Normies find this small thread hidden in the depths of /jp/? This isn't one of the main boards, like /a/, /b/, or /v/. Where did they come from? Has 4chan really fallen so hard?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:17:28 No.13183264 >>13183259 I've been on 4chan since 2006 and always been into monster girls, and get repeatedly called a "normie". Shit happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:17:32 No.13183265 >>13183256 >>13183259 >>13183247 >>13183240 >>13183242 I was well under the impression that there were sad sacks of wasted air that posted here, but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:17:58 No.13183266 >>13183247 >this entire post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:18:08 No.13183267 >>13183238 >he is a ugly as atomic war hambest autist This is how it usually works with "I have a nice friend for you" Even lizards won't touch that shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:18:30 No.13183268 >>13183265 Can we please not do this shit again tonight? It wasn't fun the last time either

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:19:09 No.13183269 >>13183266 >Linking to Peter Coffin I don't even care if you were doing that ironically Anon get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:19:23 No.13183270 File: 56 KB, 896x504, 0926a052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183247 What's wrong, anon? Don't you want a happy family?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:19:30 No.13183271 File: 212 KB, 900x833, 1392085644466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183263 That's real golden when this thread is the most un-/jp/ thing there is on this board. I've been on /jp/ since before these threads were a thing here.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:19:41 No.13183272

>>13183232
>>13183249
Oi I didn't say anything about liking guy bodies. I'm going to take a quote from the wiki here:
>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men.

Their body changes, they aren't gonna have a beard and adam's apple.

Besides, if I found it ugly, I wouldn't want to screw it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:20:35 No.13183277 >>13183267 I knew someone would say this. I'm just surprised it took this long after I wrote that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:20:58 No.13183278 >>13183266 You are a piece of shit and I want the cost of downloading the data to view your shitty post back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:21:44 No.13183279 >>13183270 >This picture again I'm starting to get curious, can somebody just fucking tell me what this is about? Like I know it's about NTR, but is that guy the one who did the NTRing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:21:54 No.13183280 >the janitor doesn't give enough of a shit anymore to delete all this shitposting Not that I blame him, but it's still sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:22:24 No.13183281 >>13183280 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:22:35 No.13183282 >>13183279 I'm curious too, but I'm pretty sure that she isn't his kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:22:56 No.13183284 >>13183279 The kid isn't his The lady fucks fat old men and that gets videotaped That's pretty much it

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:23:09 No.13183285

>>13183263
>Forgetting that these threads started on /a/
Haha, normie.

But anyway. I adored Monster Girls before I had a girlfriend, while I had one, and after, and will likely hold said feelings for the rest of my life. And I will freely say that meeting a girl who's into MGs and would want to be one herself, if the technology were available, would be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:23:10 No.13183286 File: 294 KB, 750x1061, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183268 Anon, listen... How often do you think Pharaoh uses "wwwww" when she visits JP sites?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:23:11 No.13183287 >>13183272 >if it's got a pussy it's a girl >remembers it's a guy >thinks and behaves like guy Your words, enjoy your abomination faggot. And fuck off with your bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:23:33 No.13183288 >>13183279 No the guy is the NTR-ed. The daugther was not his

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:23:58 No.13183289 >>13183280 We're on page ten at 2 in the morning American time, what would the Janitor care? >>13183282 >>13183284 >>13183288 Oh, ok, I thought it would have been along those lines.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:24:54 No.13183292

>>13183285
>And I will freely say that meeting a girl who's into MGs and would want to be one herself, if the technology were available, would be fantastic.

Shit, my thoughts exactly. I still wouldn't do it because with my luck she'd end up dying or turning into an abomination.

>>13183289
We're also two threads away from getting archived.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:25:02 No.13183293 >>13183285 >Spoiler >implying 3DPD girls like that exist

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:25:29 No.13183295

>>13183284
When I get fat and old I'm moving to japan, raping women, taping it, and blackmailing them. All the blackmail proceeds will go to drugs and aphrodisiacs. I'll remove my face and go from town to town NTRing young schoolgirls from their boyfriends and avoiding the yakuza. Of course I'll have close cut hair and a combover and kilos of dick cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:25:34 No.13183296 >>13183278 >>13183269 This is the part where I say ebin but honestly, you should stop being so tight assed about 4chan culture. This place died in 2009.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:25:37 No.13183297

>>13183233
>Lizardgirl makes friends with a humanboy in her class
>He's still single so she has hope that he can be her boyfriend
>She follows him after school to see if he wants to go to a movie
>He slips into a gym ans she follows
>He's getting gangbanged by the wrestling team
>She can only stand there and cry with her hand in her panties as he's getting pounded into the floor with a face of slutty bliss

This is why you don't make friends with human boys.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:25:39 No.13183298
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Man, you Misogynerds wonder why you'll never get a real woman. When some of you act like this well... I am glad there are a few allies who are willing to stand up against the blatantly sexist attitudes this community and thread festers, so props to you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:26:34 No.13183299 >>13183293 Surely Mari and LDR are ones to be named.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:26:40 No.13183300 >>13183293 My ex would've leaped at the chance to be a fox girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:26:44 No.13183302 Please save us based janet.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:26:48 No.13183303

>>13183285
>Haha, normie.
Look anon, i'm not him, i don't even care about your past whatever
Put please at least learn to use normie correctly and not be retarded
He also said nothing about the threads starting on not /a/
He said just said that they're on /jp/ now, and they have been for what, a year now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:27:10 No.13183305 >>13183296 Nah fuck you Anon, Peter Coffin is garbage. If you seriously unironically enjoy his shit you need to fuck off right now. The Doll is Real

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:27:25 No.13183306 >>13183288 >>13183284 So how does he react? I haven't seen/heard it. I guess from his big pathetic grin, he just cried and fapped as he watched the video and then was too beta to bring it up or do anything about it when she came home?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:27:58 No.13183309 >>13183303 It was iro-Whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm sorry. Anyway, yes, a year. I believe it was sometime in March of 2014 that we moved. Or May. My memory is hazy and both months start with "M".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:28:20 No.13183310 >>13183292 I really don't see how archival has anything to do with it, but either way the Janitor probably isn't even awake at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:28:54 No.13183311 >>13183296 >4chan culture Nigga like I give a fuck about 4chan culture. That passive-agressive beta video was the most beta and pathetic thing I've had the displeasure of half watching and I want my brain cells back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:29:04 No.13183312 >>13183306 http://exhentai.org/s/5787a94f73/494808-199

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:29:32 No.13183313 File: 521 KB, 1240x1754, SaHa_Married_Women_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183247 >not being Tyrone Pleb

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:30:31 No.13183314

>>13183285
Escapism is bad.
Escapism is bad.
Escapism is bad.

That's what I keep telling myself, but I'm still into this unhealthy crap, waiting for something that I know will never happen.

My life is fairly normal except for this one thing, and I hate myself for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:31:33 No.13183317 >>13183233 >Catch her saying all that crap >Punch her square in the face, knocking her to the ground >Put her in a headlock until she passes t >When she comes to, she's full dere >Make her suck your dick and all is well with the world Thanks KC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:31:50 No.13183318 >>13183314 Why do you care

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:32:31 No.13183319 Who wants to bet the /whine9k/ losers here are the same ones who shitpost about "I need to dominate Monster Girls!" "I am an Alpha!" "lol Feminists more like Feminazis!" It would not surprise me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:32:34 No.13183320 >>13183312 >You might want to make your mind up whether you want to apologise or suck cocks Heh. So how does it happen? Drugs? Blackmail? Rape? I don't have the time or heart to sit through 200 pages of NTR bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:33:10 No.13183321 >>13183318 Because I'm fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:33:24 No.13183323 Sometime tomorrow, expect things. Or later today. Probably next thread. Point stands though! Expect. Something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:34:16 No.13183324 >>13183323 are monster girls going to be real?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:34:17 No.13183325 >>13183314 Jesus Christ man. Escapism is about fun and taking your mind off the world for a bit, not believing fantasy is reality. You're never ever going to ride in a spaceship either. Does that mean you shouldn't be able to enjoy scifi?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:34:35 No.13183326 >>13183314 >Hating yourself for your fetishes and interests I wish I had that image of Mari laughing at you saved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:34:54 No.13183327 >>13183305 I don't even know who that guy is, I just saw the stupid song on youtube one day. >>13183311 Calm down son, use your commas..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:34:54 No.13183328 File: 38 KB, 680x436, 2b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183312 "If this is another nightmare, please let me wake up soon... It's just too cruel" Delicious That's why I love NTR For delicious tears and suffering

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:35:31 No.13183330 >>13183325 Escapism makes life seem empty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:35:55 No.13183331 File: 25 KB, 400x401, 14239373242555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13183314 There is always a way out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:36:12 No.13183333 >>13183319 >strawman

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:37:03 No.13183334 >>13183333 that's not what a strawman is, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:37:32 No.13183335 >>13183334 But anon, he has quads, it must be a strawman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:37:40 No.13183336 >>13183333 It's the truth, that poster has a point, it is problmatic how casually sexist these threads are

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:37:43 No.13183337 >>13183319 >loosers >dominating Nope They are the faggots who lose their shit when someone talks about maledom or submissive hellhounds And also the main "hurr durr unbeatable monsters" posters

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:37:53 No.13183338 >>13183325 >You're never ever going to ride in a spaceship either Just watch me faggot! ;_;

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:38:27 No.13183340

>>13183320
Also, I wish people would react a little more realistically in NTR doujins. Or if you're going to be stupid with hentai logic then I want just one where the MC goes all yandere, aborts whatever child is in his wife's gut, chains her up and rapes her for months on end, sells whatever spawn which isn't his into adoption. Makes her so mindbroken she is physically and mentally incapable of feeling pleasure from anything other than his own cock, and then abandons her to the streets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:38:40 No.13183341 >>13183334 I don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:38:52 No.13183342 >>13183336 >sexism is a problem >in the monster girl threads >on /jp/ >on 4chan >on the internet

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:39:16 No.13183343 >>13183330 "Escapism fills an empty life" -Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:39:26 No.13183344 >>13183337 No, it's obviously the "Lol, I'm gonna rape every girl in the world! I am dominant alpha king!" who are doing this shit. It's escapism mixed with inferiority complex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:39:42 No.13183347 >>13183336 Dude, do you know how transparent you are?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:39:51 No.13183348

There's nothing wrong with escapism.
I have things i want to do, and i do them, but when i come home from work i like to be able to lose myself in a fantasy world and drown out the real one.
Everyone on this planet has serious flaws so it's nice to go to a place where they don't

That's why i'm sick of people bringing their real lives into this, i don't care if you have a girlfriend, i don't care if you don't want a girlfriend because you think they're all whores out to get your money,
Those things don't belong here, this is a monstergirl thread, not a blogging about your life thread

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:40:46 No.13183352 >>13183342 Huh, who are you quoting?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2015 03:41:18 No.13183354

>>13183342
No fuck off you sexist scum, there is no excuse nor place for sexism to exist, and that includes these threads. When I saw my friend post a tumblr post on them, I didn't think they could be as sexist as they are, but I was wrong. So I've made it a bit of my personal mission to monitor these threads and promote good ideas like equality, respect, feminism, understanding, and such, while showing these nerds who think it's cool to treat women like objects what losers they are.

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