/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13168234
Way to fuck up the OP. First for snakes.

>>13168234
OP you are shit at making threads, please never do it again and leave it to people who actually can

>>13168234

God damn you suck at this.

Reminder that the release date for the first part of MGQ Paradox is March 14th.

First image being who wants to join the Cult of Purple?

The best Monster Girls are Purple. And purple is the color of royalty. Why deal with peasants when you can be at the feet of Queens?

>>13168234
I'd recommend making a proper thread next time.

Which Dragon is best Dragon? Red? Blue? gold? White? Incandescent?

>>13168244
Really?
Or are you fucking with me? Because I don't like to be fucked with.

>>13168239
>>13168241
>>13168243
Fuck off.

There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.

>>13168234
Don't listen to these meanies.

>>13168252
That doesn't change the fact OP is shit at making an OP. You don't eat shit because "Well there wasn't a burger for over 5 minutes." OP is a faggot and you're a faggot enabler.

>>13168251
https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/mgq-paradox-release-date-314/

>>13168244
>first part
>part
>PART
The ride begins.

>>13168252
>There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.
And he should have either waited for someone who knew how to make one, or you know, just fucking copied the previous one if he didn't know how. It's a special level of stupid to fuck up that badly, or a troll. But seriously, let's talk about snakes. And their tongues slyly encircling your ears.

>>13168249
Dark Slime Queen when

>Your infant daughteru is performing Olympic Gold level gymnastics to get out of taking a bath, ending with her hiding on you back inside your shirt.
How is the status of your heart

>>13168282
Like fine china after a Holst handled it.

>>13168250
White all the way.

Best breath, best ass

so would it be ok if i just deleted this thread?

>>13168289
Yes.
Then we can talk about lamias there.

>>13168289
Delete your life.

>>13168289
Do it i dareyou. A good op is integral to a structured thread

>>13168282
Destroyed, now a I need to tickle her while she hides

>>13168289
Don't bother. Just learn from your mistake and go on with your monster girl discussion.

>>13168289
fuck no

that'd make things even worse

>>13168288
Throw in some hips and I'm sold.

>>13168299
I think Apophis girls are great becuase they're the blue succubi to other lamian girls' human equivalent.

>>13168297
>>13168293
>>13168292
>Error: You cannot delete this post.

gr8

>>13168286
That was an awkward wedding reception.

>>13168249
Bro, do you even blue?

Spaceworm version for >>13165826, in case he missed it.
http://i.imgur.com/V9FQrIv.jpg

>>13168288
My nigga.

>>13168309
Well fuck it then. It's not like people won't be able to find it.

>>13168308
I prefer Echidnas.
Apophis is great too though.

>>13168274
>>13168263

What exactly did he do wrong? The pastebin and title are right there anyway.

>this thread
Y'all my niggas.

>>13168312
>"We're landin' on the moon, we carry a harpoon..."

I like that coloration. Very nice.

>>13168320
The thread subject should read "Monster Girl Thread," not "A thread about monster girls."

It's less of a fuck-up then some are making it out to be, but it's such an easy thing to do right.

>>13168324
I would give my body and my soul to the snake church.

>>13168320
People here are autistic about their OPs. Because going to the catalog and ctrlf+monstergirl is hard to do. Don't question it.

>>13168312
I wonder is her saliva tastes like blueberry.

>>13168324
So what would happen if I went to Snake Church?

>>13168334
You just made this way better.

>>13168335
Big Boss would wed you to the snake most fitting for you.

>>13168329
>>13168331
a u t i s m

>>13168320
You always keep the title of repeating threads exactly the same. It makes it way easier to find because you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.

Changing the thread title is both annoying to users AND requires slightly more effort than copypasting the usual one.

>>13168331
Problem is people dumb enough not to preserve the OP might be dumb enough to call it "monster girl", in which case that won't find it. Someone might think they can just call it "mgg" or "mg thread", which happened occasionally on /a/. Meanwhile, monster crops up in other thread OPs all the time.

>>13168330
I'd give my dick.

>>13168335
You shall be annointed in the Holy Snake Oil.
You shall be reborn in spirit and follow Quetzalcoatl as your sovereign lord.
And above all, you shall crave them scaly mamas.

>>13168329
>>13168346

>you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.

The word's "Monster" and "Girl" are still right there, you can either Cntrl+F them or search the catalog and it will come up. What's the problem?

>>13168329
>Fucked up the title
>Boring and bland opening pic
>No theme

Also, now that the shitstorm has passed, shouldn't we include the blogspot again. It's the closest thing we have to a news feed.

>>13168312
>>13168249
My waifu is Purple AND Blue.

Life is good.

>>13168353
>Chocolate
>Blueberry
>Purple
Who's the fucker who made this idea? I want to buy him a beer

>>13168352
You can find it via the drama-free list, if you go to LDR's and ELH's pastebins for their respective blogs.

Oh boy, off to a great start.

What would your waifus think if they knew how mean you are to other people? Life's too short to spend it like that.

>>13168361
I only need her, why does it matter how I treat other people? If she wanted me to, I'd stop interacting with everybody else entirely.

I only need to treat her kindly, and adore her. Nobody else matters in life.

>>13168250
Protective, Chuuni Red Dragon.

>>13168353
Well, Dragon waifus are super good, regardless of colour.

>>13168361
>implying I'm mean to people
I'm the first one to say "no fighting" around here.
If anything, my waifu would dress me up as a frail butler and rape me 3 square times a day.

>>13168360
And how is that going to help new people? Regulars already have whatever they care about bookmarked anyway. The drama is done. There should be one of them up there. I don't even care which.

>>13168370
Your waifu must be proud of you.

>>13168359
No beer necessary friend, I do only what I must.

>>13168361
I wouldn't have a waifu you fucktard waste of space.

>>13168361
I try to be nice to people, but if she catches me being a jerk, she would most likely give me a kick to the shins

>>13168374
You're doing god's work, mate.

>>13168368
>chuuni

It's shit.

>>13168375
With that attitude, no wonder.

Harpy Love is good love but Tengu love is even lovelier!

>>13168395
I hate to be that guy but tengus are harpies.

>>13168395
Why is Crow Tengu the best harpy?

>>13168312
>Shai version
9/10, would watch netflix with
She probably stole somebody else's account, fuckin' space pirate

Quick! I want you to name Monster Girls you know people have as waifus!

And tell me anything notable about the Anons!

>>13168249
>being at anyone's feet

Fucking serfs.

>>13168250
Ruby Dragons are pretty.
As are Metallic Blue.

>You will never be captured by a gang of Monster Girls made up of Dark Elves with whips, Towering muscle-bound Onis and more.
>You will never be chased down by a pair of Dragon Sister martial artists trying to rescue you.
>You will never have a threesome with them after being rescued.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQUYUesBHOI

>>13168400
But anon
I already know that
Harpy love is great but Tengu love is even greater
To me at least
perhaps others love gandharva love more so I can't judge.

>>13168402
Cute frail harpy looks while not being birdbrained.
I just want to cuddle one while reading books with her.

How would you help a Wurm who had a stutter and was bullied by her peers and that one Dragon girl enough to the point where she fell into mutism and stopped talking entirely?

>>13168411
But I'm not fucking Serfs, I'm fucking Royalty.

That's the whole point Anon.

>>13168410
All excluding Cait and Matango.

>>13168410
Why?

>>13168418
I'm a proponent of Thunderbird love personally.

>>13168422
>This Healing potential
Yes. A thousand times yes.

>>13168422
You had me at "wurm".

>>13168382
>Using the old, faulty version.
I probably forgot to post the better version, here ya go:
http://i.imgur.com/6iuiAn8.jpg

>>13168409
I wasn't sure if I got it right, but if people like it, it's fine I guess.

>>13168350
Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a row. And if the title is now mutable, there are other possibilities to test (mg thread, mgg, MG general, etc. have all been used before, sometimes with spaces around mgg or with it set into slashes like /mgg/). Then refresh the board to retest all of them in case one was made in the relatively long period of time between you refreshing and finishing testing all the permutations. Drawing out the checks for existing threads increases the probability of multiple threads being made, which is a problem worse than just the annoyance of having to make multiple checks. This was all something that routinely happened on /a/.

Yes, being pedantic about the exact title is slightly autistic, but making something easy to find and safeguarding against fuckups is an exercise in vaguely autistic pedantry to exclude edge cases and improve efficiency. It's why working on a spreadsheet by a normal person can be a pain because it's little more than a badly labelled scratchpad with some basic sums in it, but the one by the sperglord has complex formulae built into it that will do all the dataprocessing and color code the output for you.

>>13168422
I'd be her friend and buy her pizza and ice cream.

>>13168422
Tell her she's pretty when she's quiet.

>>13168428
Story writing and I need a compilation of Girls, but I want to know specifically the ones that have audience and the type of people that like them.

Please give answers!

>>13168433
>slightly autistic
Your post is so far the most autistic one I've seen in a day.

>>13168433
>Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a row

I always just type in "Monster" and the threads always show up as long as they have it on the title or description. Hell, I find them literally by typing in "Mons".

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard. Theinn finishes the duel, stalks a man, Kara snaps his neck, they find zombie girl and a threesome is in the way. Because reasons, and plot! Comments and Criticisms are welcome.

>update at line 2298

>>13168425
>Cait
Reminder that the Catfuck Commonwealth is a police state.

>>13168447
That was fast.

>>13168411
>Not worshipping your goddesses
It's like you don't want to devote yourself to a higher purpose.

>>13168442
Then Ryu.

>>13168442
>Writing for an audience

I dunno about that mang.

>>13168445
>a day

hot damn, that mean's we're getting better

>>13168451
Would have been faster if I didn't spend like an hour fapping and then three more shitposting at the end of the last thread.

>>13168453
>Worshipping anyone in the first place.
Pleb.

>>13168410
Let's see...there are several with Anubis waifus, several with Dragon Waifus, at least one of whom is a very slutty guy who wants to wear a naked apron for his Mistress, a few with Apophis waifus, at least one guy with a Pharaoh waifu, a couple manticores, couple cheshires, a few arachne waifus, at least two thunderbirds, and three tengus, probably more than a couple scyllas...

>>13168463
>shitposting
Peny pls.

>>13168448
Their citizens also make nice, if noisy, furniture

Personally I am going to the Scaled Stratocracy

>>13168467

>>13168433
Basically what >>13168446 said.

>>13168418
Still waiting on Card Quest 2

>>13168414
But what colors are they?

>>13168475
Strawman pls.

>>13168470
>Peny ty.
FTFY

Well back to writing. Maybe I can smack out another 2.5k before I crash. That would be cool. Listening to The Protomen helps. Fuck this shit is epic. Makes me want to rewatch Deathstar Requiem. Which would be procrastinating and not writing.

Mistress name: Taya
Mistress type: Apophis
Suspected Personality: Lustful, mischievous and caring
Butler Title: Darling
Contract length: 6 months, permanent contract will be discussed afterwards.
Notes: Butler will be requested to perform unusual, not always “moral” tasks.

Miss Taya has approached MGC Maid Central with the wish to hire a butler. As per rule an interview was conducted and processed into this profile with additional information.

Miss Taya lives at the edge of MGC in the western suburban sector. This area is well known for being inhabited by those with a very high income. One will see many small gated communities and large family mansions when walking through the pristine streets of this area in MGC. Police can be seen actively patrolling around, in addition to the heavily armed private security companies that guard the many communities and mansions in this area. Miss Taya herself lives in a large mansion and is part of a small gated community consisting of her and two other members named Miss Amélie and Pharaoh Eirene.

Miss Taya is described by our Kikimora interviewer as an older, but fine and healthy looking lady. During the interview Miss Taya wore a blue dress and was noted to wear a simple crown-like head ornament that had a small single red gem encrusted in it.

The butler’s duties at the mansion will be solely focused on directly serving Miss Taya as the mansion is mostly cleaned and maintained by magic. The sole exception being the master bedroom, which Miss Taya expects her butler to clean and tidy on a regular basis. Directly serving Miss Taya involves preparing meals at set times of the day and snacks on request. The butler is furthermore expected to be with Miss Taya at all times, carrying objects for her, giving advice, helping Miss Taya get dressed and other such tasks. Miss Taya in addition enjoys massages and expects her butler to give her a daily body massage or when requested.

(Profile continued in next reply)

>>13168463
So penywise is an identified faggot now.
Disappointing.

>>13168453
>worshipping
>not being worshipped
>worshipping or being worshipped, PERIOD

You have the dick...
You have the power...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6PrZEoC-Pw

>>13168422
Does this really happen?

>>13168490
(Profile continued)

MGC Maid Central would also like to mention that while the butler will be provided with a room of his own, Miss Taya is likely to request her butler to sleep coiled up with Miss Taya in her bed. The reasoning for this being Miss Taya’s nature of being coldblooded and her preference for “natural” heaters.
It is further worth noting that Miss Taya believes that it is important to give rewards to her butler in return for his service. A butler can expect to receive massages, headpats, hugs and such on a regular basis from Miss Taya.

Miss Taya has also stated that she will expect her butler to aid her in performing various “friendly pranks” on her neighbor Pharaoh Samira. As such Miss Taya would highly prefer a fit butler, capable of moving silently and staying hidden. In addition knowledge and skill with lock picking, electronics and chemistry would be highly appreciated. Miss Taya however has stressed that while appreciated such skills are not needed, willingness to learn and train being considered enough. Miss Taya also stressed the fact that these “pranks” will never have the intention of putting Pharaoh Samira in harm’s way and the fact to never mention these pranks when she, Miss Sally and Pharaoh are together.

Those interested in this contract can visit their local matching department to schedule a meeting with Miss Taya and receive further information.

>>13168490
Ooh. Me! Me!
Hire me, please!

>>13168493
>Disappointing.
Well hey man, it sucks that you feel that way, but I haven't changed. So if you liked my writing, nothing about it is going to change so you're still gonna like it. If not, I hope some of my shorter shit will some day get you onto my longer shit.

>>13168497
I only remember an elderly kitsune on these sort of profiles, is there a list so far?

>>13168495
It happened to James Earl Jones.

>>13168487
Are you me? You can't be me. I haven't posted an update today.

>>13168234
Fucking daylight saving time, god damnit
want something done? Need something to do? check here! http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>13168490
>>13168497
>grapeslut
There is not enough money in the known universe to pay me to be her/a butler.

Still, keep up the good work.

>>13168490
Signing up right now for the job.

>>13168507
I dunno. Either you have god-tier taste in music and procrastination. Or you're a lying little doppelganger.

>>13168500
I'm not worried about your writing.
I'm worried about your rampant active shitposting.

>>13168490
>>13168497
>Apophis
>Likes massages and cuddles
>Likes to play friendly pranks on a Pharaoh
My but this is tempting.

>>13168530
Your butt?

>>13168519
>rampant
Eeeh. I really don't funpost that often, but lets not revisit the end of the last thread. What worries you about it?

>>13168537
Were you that one otherkin fuck?

>>13168538
No I posted that on all levels except physical thing. And various FTFY's

>>13168494
I just want to lead a cult and serve the demon lord to give waifus and happiness to all. Is that so much to ask?

>>13168543
Weren't shitposting very much then.

>>13168504
I didn't know that. That's kinda sad, he seems like a cool guy.

>>13168548
Get bend, Traitor-kun.

>>13168548
Will you marry an Echidna?

>>13168552
He is. Thank god he got over it after a few years, or we would not know the glory of his marvelous voice.

>>13168543
Oh.
So you were the one who made me spit out my drink.
You're less of a faggot than I thought.
Still a faggot for making me spit my drink everywhere, but my point stands.

>>13168538

DOHOHO...is this your new epic meme?

>>13168548
Fuck you traitor kun. I'll burn my village to cinders myself before giving in to you. God I hate you.

>>13168549
Nah man. I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit. At least, I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit very often. The alp topic is old and boring, so it helps that is wasn't a particularly stimulating storm. Funny as fuck though considering my sleep deprived state.

>>13168561
rip in pieces, drink. How's your key board and what drink was it?

>>13168518
Been listening to both acts again since I got a better sound setup and just upgraded my my old mp3's to FLAC's. And Doomstar is just great.

>>13168553
>>13168565
You guys are mean. I just want you to be happy with your monster wife.

>>13168559
I'd rather marry my waifu and lead the cult with her. But Echidnas are nice.

>>13168569
You one comment was funny, but the storm itself wasn't.

>>13168574
I'll marry if and when I'm ready! Not when you, or some monsterslut decides my life is gonna end.

>>13168574
Right, happy in our little camps...Excuse me, "farms".

>>13168570
So much time has passed, since Ranuinne was taken. They left no trace of her, of this I'm not mistaken. This woman, her abductor, with the crimson hair. A freakish deadly demon; a bitch and a disgrace.

>>13168575
You don't think so? I guess I'm just in that mindset where I find stupid shit funny. Cause it got real stupid near the end.

>>13168586
Otherkin-kun was rather amusing.

>>13168574
I want to be happy with an angel, not some crazy demon

Dog daughterus.
Best Daughters?
>Loyal
>Loving
>Adorable in both a cute and stupid way
>Fluffy
>Playful
>cutest noises

>>13168586
With the one guy trying to turn back everything said at him towards everyone and kept saying the same exact stuff over and over again?

>>13168590
You looking to start another fight? Cause I can oblige you.

>>13168600
>>13168590
>>13168586
Let's not resurrect that shameful display, okay? Please let it lie and speak of it no more.

>>13168595

You say it as if no other daughteru is like that, which is false. All daughterus are best daughterus.

>>13168595
Something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KEIlyJNzk

>>13168469
Is that it? Huh, less Anons here than I thought.

>>13168600
Really, so early I the thread?

>>13168600
There were lotsa funny dudes arguing but really, lets not do it again.

>>13168606
This.

Let sleeping dragons die.

>You will never meet an athletic kuudere Jinko by the name of Alexis, who is of Russian noble descent

>>13168618
Let's let it die down, even if the asshole is still in the thread.

>>13168616
More like most don't have waifus.

>>13168605
Bring it then.

>>13168595
The most cherishable. I'd hug her, give her headpats, blow raspberries on her tummy, tickle her, brush her hair and tail, and tell her she's the most precious thing in the world to me.

I'd also scare her with a sudden burst of the vacuum cleaner as prank revenge.

>>13168628
No way.

>>13168629
Focus on the tiger instead. It'll be great.

>>13168619
Tovarisch pls.

>>13168590
The faces you mother made as I railed her ass were pretty amusing.

>>13168628
That's so sad.

>>13168619
>Tsarist Jinko
I want this but why didn't she die in the glorious ocktober revolution?

Your vampire waifu runs up to you and grabs your hands telling you that she has the best plan in which you'll no longer have to live in an isolated mansion with your hundreds of undead maids, but in a slightly less impressive mansion in some rural town. All it will take is a hostile takeover in which they convert the entire town and block off the exits.

How hard do you pat her head and tell her it's a silly, bad idea?

>>13168638
Otherkin-kun you're not making yourself look any better. Take your tumblr views and fuck off.

>>13168639
It's our way of coping with the fact that our waifus wouldn't be real. Please, leave us be.

St George here reminding you to slay dragons where ever you find them.

Dragons are the worst

>>13168638
Well, enjoy the itching you'll never be rid of.

>>13168641
Pretty hard. You have to let them escape, silly. Caged animals are dangerous animals.

>>13168646
What about dragon girls???

>>13168645
Don't lump me in with you faggots.

Not everyone who doesn't have a waifu is some emo tortured soul horseshit.

>>13168646
>Insulting Dragon waifus
This will not go unanswered

>>13168644
You fuck off alp pusher.

>>13168651
>Even dealing with the peasants
Anon, please.

>>13168646
Alright, Georgie. I'll do my best to lay dragons where ever I find them.

>>13168657
Caged. Animals. Probably with lots of stake wood lying around, too.

>>13168653
Easy, I was joking.

>>13168646
>2014
>Locals find a Nile Crocodile in Italy
>Scientific curiosity

>280
>Roman soldier finds one in Libya
>Gets named a dragon slayer

>>13168652
One of the few saving graces of the shitshow that is MGQ.

>>13168663
Komrad Ragebeard would be a badass paladin.

>>13168490
>>13168497
MGC Maid Central has added this Misstress profile to it's archives. This and all earlier made requests can always be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

In addition all previously matched maid profiles can always be viewed in the archive found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>>13168509
Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.

>>13168502
So far only this one and the elderly kitsune.

>>13168652
The only good Dragon or Dragon girl is a dead one

>>13168655
>Alp pusher
Only one pushing is you. How about you grow up and deal with others liking what you don't like? We'll always be here, so either leave or shut the fuck up.

>>13168619
Would she be the type to look down on me as a peasant?

Or the kind to not know a lot of the intricacies of commoner's activities?

>>13168669
>Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.

No, I called about my maid, and your receptionist put me on hold for like 30 minutes.

So I'm a little sore.

>>13168667
Who else did you like?

>>13168671
You need to tone it down, too.
Don't start agin, please.

>>13168671
You called me out, deal with the consequences genderbent fag.

>we'll always be here

So will I.

>>13168678
Tamamo was ok as well. Can't really think of anyone else right now.

>>13168682
Very well. I'll tone it done since you asked me to.

>>13168670
You WILL be silenced...right after my waifu finishes making dinner, doing the dishes and washing my clothes.

...So you'll have plenty of time I guess.

>>13168689
> swordwoman spidergirl
Neat

>>13168595
>Anubis Daughterus building elaborate LEGO creations
>Bringing them to daddy and mommy for approval
>Tails wagging as they photograph their best pieces, and hang them on the fridge

>>13168699
>Not encasing them in glass
Get on my dad-level.

>All this dragon bullying

Please do not bully! Dragon Girls should be the only one bullying! Tell me your favorite Dragon Species/Color/Whatever, and how you'd want her to bully you!

I want my Jabberwock to hold my 3DS high above my head so that even if I jump I can't reach it, and the only way she'll give it back is if I Sit on her lap and pet her secondary mouths as I play on it.

How do you want to be bullied?

>>13168699
>Open photo album
>Find pic of you and your daughter getting her first lego set together
>sigh as you remember when she was your cute little pumpkin all those years ago as she trots through the house complaining about wanting to go to the mall with her BF

>>13168699
What about mommy complimenting her but making tender suggestions for subtle improvements until pupil surpasses master?
What about the tears of joy that would bring to you and your waifu?
What about your daughter reacting to the headpats, warm smiles and utter approval?

>>13168689
Good girl.

>>13168702
>Implying I don't bully her

You'd think all lamias would be fit with all the wriggling around they gotta do.

>>13168707
Oh fuck off already you cock smoking piece of tumblr otherkin shit.

>>13168711
>Artwork from the guy who likes pullying out organs.

>>13168616
There's way more people with waifus than that guy mentioned.

>>13168717
Like who Anon?

>>13168646
>Slaying a magnificent beast with a voice that sounds like Connery

Yeah, no...

>>13168711
They wouldn't get chiseled like that without low body fat too. It seems most draw them with amazing midriffs anyway, so by and large they are.

>>13168707
I would bone all of them so hard. Especially the little fox feeling all insecure next to the busty beauties.

>>13168714
Anon, what did I say?

>>13168711
Perseus here

Lamias a shit

>>13168717
This. I for one enjoy spiders. And wights. and spiderwights. And most things which are dead and also spiders, really.

>>13168722
Different guy.

>>13168677
MGC Maid Central would like to apologize for our receptionists behavior. She is a tentacle type maid in training who was asked to watch over the phone for a while. Unfortunately she panicked when she heard a male voice and locked herself up in an office for hours.

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>>13168714
No. You shut up, I shut up, but I'm going nowhere. You and yours only made yourselves known after alps became popular, I've always been here.

>following an alp's orders

>>13168616
Oh no, there're plenty more. Those're just what popped into my head when I gave it a moment's thought.

>>13168724
That's just a list of favorite types of monsters, not a waifu.

>>13168729
You should listen all the same.
Focus on the good parts of the thread. Not...him.

>>13168719
Obviously I don't know how many or what everybody's waifu is but I know for a fact my waifu is a Holstaur and I'm like 90% sure there are others with Holstaur waifus. I'm also pretty sure there are multiple other species with anons who love them. There's somewhere around 75 anons in these threads and about 165-170 total monster species so I'm sure there's more.

>>13168738
Oh.

>>13168730
Eh, it's fine I guess.

At least she wasn't rude.

>>13168740
And let him do as he pleases like he owns the place?

>>13168721
>little fox feeling all insecure
I think Hips McFuckme in the middle actually looks the most uncomfortable.

>>13168723
Percy Jackson, please go.
Shirohebis are cute.

>>13168750
bitch i do own the place

>>13168750
Dude, he's otherkin scum, who cares what he says? Just ignore him.

>>13168750
Not any one, but any power in these threads is but an illusion. Just chill and drop it. We aren't even 300 posts in yet.

>>13168700
But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely new. Especially when you're a kid.

>>13168705
>Grin a bit
>Ask teen daughteru if she wants to go and get a LEGO kit
>Who knows, maybe even her BF would like to build something with her

>>13168706
Ah, mah heart...

>>13168751
Only because she knows how hard she's getting railed. It's a natural reaction, really.

>>13168743

There's about 150 anons per thread and about 250 total that drop in from time to time.

>>13168740
Anon, don't make me the bad guy. I don't even know how that stuff last thread started, I just got caught up. I'm willing to stand down for the sake of the thread, I don't start shitstorms for giggles, but I don't take shit from no alp.

>>13168750
I'm sure he's not going to say shit unless you irk him. He's like that superboss that everybody hates.
It won't bug you if you don't bug it first.

>>13168759
>But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely new

I suppose. I don't really remember much from my childhood, but I did enjoy LEGO.

>>13168756
I can try, but I don't know if I can succeed in doing so.

>>13168772
As long as you try, I won't ask for more.

>>13168743
I recall, many moons ago, a thread where all the holstbros were waxing lyrical and discovering with some confusion that they were all Texans.

Slime waifu over here, I guess

>>13168768
>You didn't have all your legos in a giant tub where you could dig for parts to build whatever you wanted.

It was especially necessary in the old days because you couldn't go order some specific piece for a buck online like you can now. Those three orange transparent chainsaws were the only ones you were ever going to have

>>13168761
Well she doesn't need to worry. I'll be gentle.
No I won't.

>>13168762
You've got to count all the people that have changing ips and people who post from different places. Probably around 75-100 posters with another 40-50 lurkers.
>>13168777
Yeah that was pretty fun. Good to know at least some of my fellow Texans have fantastic taste. What can I say, we like our cowgirls down here.

>>13168782
I did have them in a huge box all piled up.

That's probably the reason I never got anything done.

>>13168777
It was doubly funny because that was still only like 1/4 of the Texans in here. More Texans in here than any other group.

Lava Golem and Karakasa-obake are underrated girls.

>>13168782
I would dump the tub out on the floor in the middle of my room and clear a little space for myself in the middle of the pile before going to work.

I've still got that tub, my niece plays with them when my brother comes over.

Thread is lacking in tailpussy

>>13168791
Best state produces people with the best taste.

>>13168784
Remember, the ideal pattern is gentle, rough, gentle, then some tender after care. Don't forget the head pats and playful butt squeezes.

>>13168777
>All
California says hi. If I promise not to try and take away your freedoms can I play too?

>>13168801
Are we really doing this right now?

>>13168805
This doujin was fucking hysterical.

>>13168788
I'm counting from both the post counter at the bottom and the number of people who read a story update that are not bots. It's at least two hundred. Poll participation usually hovers around 70-135 though.

>>13168808
Its a joke anon.

>>13168800
I just realized why her body shape looks so familiar.

This is a waxed cait sith doing manticore cosplay.

>>13168808
Wanking to our countries? Seems so.

>>13168815
>jokes
That would imply that fun is allowed here.

>>13168805
>>13168811
Dammit I don't want to be that guy but google and iqdb aren't giving me anything so can I get a name?

>>13168823
>Texas
>Country
Are they the ones that told you that? It's not true.

>labeled a criminal by those who fear your power
>wanted by those that would see you in chains
>the police call you a myth
>the common folk whisper your name in fear
>the Felidae call you a monster
>a monster for what?
>practicing an ancient art, that they cannot even begin to comprehend?
>you would see it is a gift
>a gift that you would use to make the world a better place
>for both human and monster girl kind
>who are you, to govern the fates and wills of those you have power over?
>the one that a certain breed of monster girl fears above all others?
>Its quite simple
>You are...
> The Nekomancer>

>>13168798
They are. Karakasa has a supple body.

And Lava Golem needs art of her in a hula skirt.

>>13168837
Countries/states. Just a small oversight on my part.

>>13168817
No
Nononono

>>13168837
Even most Texans tell the separatists to go fuck themselves.

>>13168840
Speaking of supple bodies, has anyone done troll anything yet? You'd think we'd be all over something with tits and ass that don't quit, even if it does have man hands.

>>13168840
Wouldn't it burn?

>>13168839
>That fucking pun
You will never play Crypt of the Necrodancer with your Apsara girlfriend
Using dance pads

>>13168839
Charon plz go

>>13168804
>California
Go back to your San Fransisco hellhole.

Van Helsing kills your waifu what do?

>>13168846
I would assume it wouldn't if she didn't want it to, but what the fuck do I know?

>Head ache
>Writing my shitty smut
>Blood goes from brain to boner
>Head ache gets worse
Fuck. Any one know how to deal with these things?

>>13168844
You're wrong

>>13168848
No, I want Charon to stay.

>>13168852
Become a vampire hunter-hunter.

>>13168849
>Fransisco
>sisco(n)
Is that a subtle way of telling me to dick the sisteru? We don't do that here, sir.

>>13168856
Take ibuprofen or something.

>>13168856
You need to drink Canada Dry made from Mandragora's foot

>>13168856
Fap.

>>13168798
Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me. Of all the monsters, she's the only one that elicits legitimate, visceral, boner-killing horror.

Lava golem is just sort of... eh. It's hard to convince my base desires that you could -survive- dicking her, let alone enjoy it. I know MAMONOMANA and everything, but she just... doesn't look comfy.

So I file them both under "getting the exact amount of attention they deserve" column

>>13168867
>Not dicking the Onee-san
I knew the Bay Area was shit, but God damn. /pol/ was right yet again.

>>13168863
>reading space worm
>"I know you're shy"
She got PRW. Motherfucker.

>>13168863
She's gonna get raped again if she doesn't control the puns.

>>13168878
>Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me
How? It's just a sweet goofy umbrella girl.

>>13168852
Visit a Lich.

Not sure if before or after bloody vengeance.

>>13168862
No I'm not. I think I know the geopolitics of my own state better than you, sensationalist news-kun.

>>13168867
>We don't do that here
That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>13168878
If you're afraid of those yet like things like sushi oni I'm gonna laught at you.

>>13168892
>Expecting a bunch of alps to be ashamed of anything

>>13168867
You're not living your life correctly.

>>13168878
>The only one
>Not Tentacle
Seriously?

>>13168852
Curse him into an alp.

>>13168885
It's that tongue and that eye. I'm struck by the old sandworm fear of "the girl is just bait". I know in my head it's not true, but I can't get my boner to believe it. I feel more at risk of vore from her than I do from the desert behemoths.

>You will never adopt a litter of werewolf daughterus

>No muscled alpha who acts like your superior but easily falls pray to your teasing

>No genki daughteru built like a sprinter, always asking you to play with her

>No thin, quiet daughteru with glasses who never speaks but is always at your side, growling at strange women who get near you

>No chubby runt Daughteru who loves to sit on your lap and nap with you. Her leg kicking in her sleep

>>13168878
I like the Lava Golems bio(?)luminescence along with their clingy nature.

>>13168912
Funny, the eye simply annoys me.

>>13168711
I want to fondle a busty lamia's delicious abs.

>>13168904
>experoencing boner-killing horror over Tentacles
Some people just can't seem to appreciate good hugs.

>>13168798
I prefer the Werebat.

THOU SHALT NOT BULLY A MG

DESPITE HOW SHITTY HER RACE BE

Except matangos, fuck them

Wolfdog Werewolf when?

>>13168916
How does the runt of the litter get chubby?

>>13168912
Look at the eye. Stop every thing and just look at it. That's the eye of an umbrella man. The eye of an umbrella who's seen too much shit and is just tired of this wet bitch under him. Look at how bored he looks as she goes to rub her sopping body upon another anon. He's not even looking dead on. He's looking at the sky. Looking at the birds carried upon the winds of freedom and wishing a gust of it would pick him up and free him of this slimy jap and her formula 1 moans.

Don't bully the umbrella.

Ya'll are some of the most capricious motherfuckers I ever did saw.

Running from this guy to the next, so happy that they're writing the new flavor of the month and praising them saying they're the best thing since sliced bread.

Then just like that, you'll forget about them and move on.

Just remember anons, they were waiting for you and you forgot them.

>>13168928
Fuck you. Bully the monstergirl, lest she become haughty and rapey-er.

>>13168937
No they're not, they don't fucking exist.

Even if, we are all bottom of the barrel choices.

>>13168933
Dogs are weird, dude.
Mine is an Akita/Shepherd mix, and was the biggest one in the litter. He gets the right food, he exercises and we've got an acre for him to run around in. He grew to 18 inches tall, while the other, smaller pups of the litter, including the runt, are massive 180 pound monsters.

>>13168798
She's scary.

>>13168490
I got a dire wolf waifu one time some ages ago.

>>13168943
Speak for yourself depression kun. Not all of us have the self esteem of an ant.

>>13168839

>you remember your powers manifesting themselves at an early age
>a gang of mosnter girls, led by a Jinko had been bullying you at day care, and on one particular incident, had taken away your ball
>they laughed and tormented you
>you just wanted them to leave you alone and give back your ball
>suddenly, you felt a mysterious pressure surrounded you, and much to your surprise, the Jinko leader dropped your ball and simply walked away,in a trance
>your powers would not manifest themselves again until your later days in schooling, when you were grouped with a Cheshire that constantly harassed you sexually, but never did anything with you, just constantly teasing you
>while sitting in math class, you wished that she would just shut up and blow you for once
>you felt that same pressure again, and the Cheshire sitting in front of you suddenly stood up and walked over to you, pulling down your pants to begin suck you off
>needless to say, the two of your were reprimanded
>you remember sitting in the principal's office while she phoned your parents
>The furry cat ears of the black haired cat monster girl principal drew you in
>thats when you realized, you had a power
>to test it, you willed to know what color the principal's underwear was
>"I'm not wearing any." she immediately replied to you
>the principal shook her head, as if someone had just blown into her ear, while her cheeks turned red, confused at what made her say such a thing as carried on with her phone call
>you needed to learn more of this power

>>13168890
You don't speak for everyone to claim to speak for others is arrogant and ignorant
your circle of friends my say one thing but go anywhere outside the cities and many of the rural folk(not all) agree with separation from America and going their own way

I know a lot of Texans that like to entertain the idea

Just like I know Scots, Bavarians, Catalons and Quebecois do the same for their respective regions

>>13168939
You should only bully with love.

>>13168928
Given the size and position of her eye, that nose is just for show.

>>13168715
>Artist likes pulling out organs
With abs like that, I can tell. Or maybe I'm becoming more inclined towards slight pudge.

>>13168949
>MGs
>reprimanded for sexing in class

What?

>>13168946
I want to see her her in power armor or something.

>>13168946
Scary sexy?

Steamy slime sex, woo woo!

>>13168946
>You will never be asked to dance with a Lava Golem while you're at a luau party
>She will never have hips that would make Pele look like a bitch
>And use them to grind on you later

>>13168959
Not every place is MGC.

Whats your fav MG doujin?

>>13168970
It's weird anon. It's weird.

>>13168976
Whatever, school's for learning, not teenage sexual bullshit.

I heard some of you anons liked short hair, is that true~?

>>13168984
No, long all the way.

>>13168972
That one

>>13168982
>School's for learning
College, maybe. Certainly not highschool.

>>13168984
> humangirl
Why do you darken our doorway with this

>>13168936

>>13168984
Kiiiiii~YUTE!
When're you gonna draw Pharaohs or Kunoichis?

>>13168984
I prefer long, but short hair can be nice if done right.

>>13168984
Mmmmmmmmmm. Yes.

>>13168993
She's only pretending so the rape later is a surprise.

>>13168991
>>13168972
Or this one

>>13168982
>not teenage sexual bullshit

What the fuck is this slut saying?

>>13168992
What is the purpose of it then?

>>13168984
Some girls look better with short hair. Pic related definitely does. She look sexy with that lock of hair in her mouth.

>>13168933
Gets spoiled by the others obviously

>>13169000
You talking to me?

Fite me irl m8.

>>13168994
I am glad you showed me this. I'm not imagining every familiar asides from THE familiar utterly untainted by Demonic energy and bored shitless at their master's lewd antics.

>>13169000
Are you saying you did teenage sexual bullshit in highschool?


are you some fucking normalfag

>>13168998
Haha....

>>13168984
I like both

>>13168999
What's going on? Is a gay tentacle monster attacking him?

>>13169007
I'm now imagining*

>>13169001
Learning how to socialize is the big one.

There's a variety of smaller things that, unless I really elaborated on them, would just sound like edgy teenager bullshit. As an example is that throughout school, and high school especially, you should know that you'll be judged and graded on everything you do.

>>13169010
Run and don't look back

>>13169010
>succuslut
Can't you make her eyes normal and make her an elf? Please?

>>13169008
Yeah, the fuck you gonna do about it? Post an annoying youtube video?

>>13169006
POCKET SAND!

>>13168972
Way too many, but if I had to pick only five:

http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/
http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/
http://exhentai.org/g/520239/fd96af7f44/
http://exhentai.org/g/474179/6f4530055c/
http://exhentai.org/g/247303/1c5cad0a7d/

>>13168950
I am from the rural folk you moron. But anyone that has a clue about the amount of money that Texas makes with the largest army base in the country, the largest aircraft and dod contractors in the country, the fucking place where all america builds and retools their atomic arsenal, the computer contractors, and every other thing deeply and intrinsically set into America would never entertain the thought for a moment. People like being Americans.

What you need to do is just quit listening to idiots. Especially those backwoods East Texas loggerheads that are the only part of the state who are those South Will Rise again morons.

Thinking a majority of Texans want succession is as stupid as thinking the hippies in Austin reflect the total attitude of the state. You know how it's really easy to tell? Because the constitution has a clause for succession that would be enacted if you were right.

There's millions of people in the state. The ones who seriously want that crap are less than a couple percent. Lying thieves like old Governor Perry just liked to play that stuff up to take heat off him from whatever his latest scandal was, from the power plants to cronyism to graft. And the new Governor is no better.

I swear to God, it's like if you went to China and all people did was interview some rice farmers in Yunnan and said that was everyone or even a major portion.

>>13169015
>gay

Why would you think that in a MG thread?

>>13169018
Hm, that actually makes sense.

>>13169010
Better then expected.

>>13168984
Absolutely

>>13168984
It is one reason why Lich is perfection.

>>13169010
Oh you motherf

>>13169021
>spoiler
My only weakness!!

>>13169010
Now we're talking!

>>13168984
Short hair is nice, but I prefer bobcuts and fanned out hair.

>>13169021
>Post an annoying youtube video?

The most annoying thing i could find in short notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KWgP_teoc

>>13169037
>Someone else likes fanned out/flared hair
You and I are brothers now

>>13168984
Short Hair, best hair.

More MGs with short hair, please!

>>13169039
No, I was thinking you would post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA

>>13169010
>>13168984
This pitches the tent

>>13169022
>Sequel Never

>>13169023
>those South Will Rise again morons
America is dead mate, look at the New England and West Coast areas. Liberal shitholes. Compare to the Liberal Shitholes in Europe (I.E: Sweden and Britain) and it's clear that the next places coming up to Death Row are the New England and San Francisco areas.

Texas, and the South as a whole, would be smart in bailing out of America. It's corrupt, diseased, it is not the America that was founded.

The South shall rise again. And I ask my fellow brothers, who is with me? Our South will be a glorious one, where you and your reptilian waifu can live in warm peace, with sweet tea, and be free of degeneracy, trash, hipsters, and snow.

SOUTHERN MONSTER GIRL UPRISING GO

GAS THE YANKEES, REGION WAR NOW

>>13169055
>Leaving America
>Not taking it over

Small minded fools.

>>13168949

>you spent your college years studying your new powers, and learned the history of the Nekomancer
>first perfected in ancient Egypt by humans and used to domesticate the cat monster girl population
>it was further refined by the Greeks and perfected over the centuries
>ancient texts relating to Nekomancers that were just gibberish to historians made perfect sense to you
>you used powerful magical circles and potions laced with Nepeta cataria to further enhance your powers
>soon you could fully control any cat monster girl you set your eyes upon
>you had your fun; making the occasional pretty one flash you or even have your way with them
>at one point you even made a cat choir, much to the annoyance of your neighbors
>but word begin to spread, and the police began to believe more and more in the rumors
>they recruited a special investigator from MGC, specially tasked with bringing you in
>an Angel
>you needed a place to hide; luckily an alley cat told you of an abandoned train station that ran beneath the sewer lines
>you would await your final battle with this angel there

>>13169055
>Dragging us into the Civil War when Indians needed killing instead.
The Buffalo Soldiers did more for Texas than the Confederacy ever did.

>>13169055
>The South doing anything without federal handouts

Texas and Florida might be able to make it on their own, and that's an extremely doubtful 'might,' but only if they don't take the shit states in between them.

Also,
>Warm piece
If you mean scorching hellhole, then yes.

>>13169058
And what of value is left? Immigrants, hipsters, and leftists? Keep that shit.

Better to build your own house than move into a mansion with Lepers.

TOUCH THE COW!
DO IT NOW!

>>13169055
whu.. what..
what the fuck happened why am I on pol

>>13169053
Schizanthus was beautiful, man. I'm mad that story is never going to be continued.

>>13169023
Guess what I'm Texan(Twin Sisters,TX) also I am one of those that agrees with separation hell when I was in Djibouti there were more Texan flags flying than America the local population didn't know we were Americans

You think only your opinion matters? That's a very bigoted thing anon, I'm glad you mentioned Perry if people didn't agree with him they wouldn't have voted for him to dismiss others as "idiots" because you don't like secession is just ignorant.

You may not like it and that's alright but to claim you speak for everyone is down right horseshit

>>13169066
What does that image have to do with anything?

>>13169070
There's something wrong with that cow's skin

>>13169055
Fuck off inbred hick. You can continue living on America's sweaty taint, I'll enjoy the glorious north with my maple slime girls and yuki-onna waifu.

>>13169070
Cows are too boring

>>13169073
>whu...
>what..
>pol
I don't know what happened either but return from wherever the fuck you came from

How do you think monstergirls would adapt to the internet? Would they spend all day creating human boy hentai and posting in /hbg/, or would they go to sites about their interests?

Would you camwhore for flithy NEET monsters so you could get their money?

>>13169081
What a silly thing to get mad about

>>13169063
"It's real in my head"

Anon what color is the sky in your world?

>>13169085
i no rite XDDDDD

omg its so cool tho

>>13169076
Gotta wolfu post.

>>13169084
Heaping misinfo on people who don't like them. All day, every day. MGIDF plz.

>>13169066
Claim Texas and Florida "might" make it

Helps separatist movements in other countries

Made Kosovo "independent" tries to make "Tibet" independent both have little to no resources

>>13169091
Either conserve the images or fuck off, Bobby boy.

>>13169078
Yeah, you're not rubbing it and drawing contented moos from her.

>>13169080
Your face is boring.

>>13169010
wouldstillbang/10

>Confederate Southern Apophis
VS
>Union Northern Pharaoh

Who will you side with? The States with a Snake, or the Federal Government with a Chocolate?

>>13169075
To claim you're part of anything but a small minority that will ever have any power is horseshit. There wasn't even a well publicized succession movement ten years ago.