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Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
>>13168234Way to fuck up the OP. First for snakes.
>>13168234OP you are shit at making threads, please never do it again and leave it to people who actually can
>>13168234God damn you suck at this.
Reminder that the release date for the first part of MGQ Paradox is March 14th.
First image being who wants to join the Cult of Purple?The best Monster Girls are Purple. And purple is the color of royalty. Why deal with peasants when you can be at the feet of Queens?
>>13168234I'd recommend making a proper thread next time.Which Dragon is best Dragon? Red? Blue? gold? White? Incandescent?
>>13168244Really?Or are you fucking with me? Because I don't like to be fucked with.
>>13168239>>13168241>>13168243Fuck off.There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.>>13168234Don't listen to these meanies.
>>13168252That doesn't change the fact OP is shit at making an OP. You don't eat shit because "Well there wasn't a burger for over 5 minutes." OP is a faggot and you're a faggot enabler.
>>13168251https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/mgq-paradox-release-date-314/
>>13168244>first part>part>PARTThe ride begins.
>>13168252>There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.And he should have either waited for someone who knew how to make one, or you know, just fucking copied the previous one if he didn't know how. It's a special level of stupid to fuck up that badly, or a troll. But seriously, let's talk about snakes. And their tongues slyly encircling your ears.
>>13168249Dark Slime Queen when
>Your infant daughteru is performing Olympic Gold level gymnastics to get out of taking a bath, ending with her hiding on you back inside your shirt.How is the status of your heart
>>13168282Like fine china after a Holst handled it.
>>13168250White all the way.Best breath, best ass
so would it be ok if i just deleted this thread?
>>13168289Yes.Then we can talk about lamias there.
>>13168289Delete your life.
>>13168289Do it i dareyou. A good op is integral to a structured thread
>>13168282Destroyed, now a I need to tickle her while she hides
>>13168289Don't bother. Just learn from your mistake and go on with your monster girl discussion.
>>13168289fuck nothat'd make things even worse
>>13168288Throw in some hips and I'm sold.
>>13168299I think Apophis girls are great becuase they're the blue succubi to other lamian girls' human equivalent.
>>13168297>>13168293>>13168292>Error: You cannot delete this post.gr8
>>13168286That was an awkward wedding reception.
>>13168249Bro, do you even blue?Spaceworm version for >>13165826, in case he missed it.http://i.imgur.com/V9FQrIv.jpg
>>13168288My nigga.
>>13168309Well fuck it then. It's not like people won't be able to find it.
>>13168308I prefer Echidnas.Apophis is great too though.
>>13168274>>13168263What exactly did he do wrong? The pastebin and title are right there anyway.
>this threadY'all my niggas.
>>13168312>"We're landin' on the moon, we carry a harpoon..."I like that coloration. Very nice.
>>13168320The thread subject should read "Monster Girl Thread," not "A thread about monster girls."It's less of a fuck-up then some are making it out to be, but it's such an easy thing to do right.
>>13168324I would give my body and my soul to the snake church.
>>13168320People here are autistic about their OPs. Because going to the catalog and ctrlf+monstergirl is hard to do. Don't question it.
>>13168312I wonder is her saliva tastes like blueberry.
>>13168324So what would happen if I went to Snake Church?
>>13168334You just made this way better.
>>13168335Big Boss would wed you to the snake most fitting for you.
>>13168329>>13168331a u t i s m
>>13168320You always keep the title of repeating threads exactly the same. It makes it way easier to find because you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.Changing the thread title is both annoying to users AND requires slightly more effort than copypasting the usual one.>>13168331Problem is people dumb enough not to preserve the OP might be dumb enough to call it "monster girl", in which case that won't find it. Someone might think they can just call it "mgg" or "mg thread", which happened occasionally on /a/. Meanwhile, monster crops up in other thread OPs all the time.
>>13168330I'd give my dick.>>13168335You shall be annointed in the Holy Snake Oil. You shall be reborn in spirit and follow Quetzalcoatl as your sovereign lord.And above all, you shall crave them scaly mamas.
>>13168329>>13168346>you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.The word's "Monster" and "Girl" are still right there, you can either Cntrl+F them or search the catalog and it will come up. What's the problem?
>>13168329>Fucked up the title>Boring and bland opening pic>No themeAlso, now that the shitstorm has passed, shouldn't we include the blogspot again. It's the closest thing we have to a news feed.
>>13168312>>13168249My waifu is Purple AND Blue.Life is good.
>>13168353>Chocolate>Blueberry>PurpleWho's the fucker who made this idea? I want to buy him a beer
>>13168352You can find it via the drama-free list, if you go to LDR's and ELH's pastebins for their respective blogs.
Oh boy, off to a great start.What would your waifus think if they knew how mean you are to other people? Life's too short to spend it like that.
>>13168361I only need her, why does it matter how I treat other people? If she wanted me to, I'd stop interacting with everybody else entirely.I only need to treat her kindly, and adore her. Nobody else matters in life.
>>13168250Protective, Chuuni Red Dragon.
>>13168353Well, Dragon waifus are super good, regardless of colour.
>>13168361>implying I'm mean to peopleI'm the first one to say "no fighting" around here.If anything, my waifu would dress me up as a frail butler and rape me 3 square times a day.
>>13168360And how is that going to help new people? Regulars already have whatever they care about bookmarked anyway. The drama is done. There should be one of them up there. I don't even care which.
>>13168370Your waifu must be proud of you.
>>13168359No beer necessary friend, I do only what I must.
>>13168361I wouldn't have a waifu you fucktard waste of space.
>>13168361I try to be nice to people, but if she catches me being a jerk, she would most likely give me a kick to the shins
>>13168374You're doing god's work, mate.
>>13168368>chuuniIt's shit.
>>13168375With that attitude, no wonder.
Harpy Love is good love but Tengu love is even lovelier!
>>13168395I hate to be that guy but tengus are harpies.
>>13168395Why is Crow Tengu the best harpy?
>>13168312>Shai version9/10, would watch netflix withShe probably stole somebody else's account, fuckin' space pirate
Quick! I want you to name Monster Girls you know people have as waifus!And tell me anything notable about the Anons!
>>13168249>being at anyone's feetFucking serfs.
>>13168250Ruby Dragons are pretty.As are Metallic Blue.
>You will never be captured by a gang of Monster Girls made up of Dark Elves with whips, Towering muscle-bound Onis and more.>You will never be chased down by a pair of Dragon Sister martial artists trying to rescue you.>You will never have a threesome with them after being rescued.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQUYUesBHOI
>>13168400But anonI already know thatHarpy love is great but Tengu love is even greaterTo me at leastperhaps others love gandharva love more so I can't judge.>>13168402Cute frail harpy looks while not being birdbrained.I just want to cuddle one while reading books with her.
How would you help a Wurm who had a stutter and was bullied by her peers and that one Dragon girl enough to the point where she fell into mutism and stopped talking entirely?
>>13168411But I'm not fucking Serfs, I'm fucking Royalty.That's the whole point Anon.
>>13168410All excluding Cait and Matango.
>>13168410Why?
>>13168418I'm a proponent of Thunderbird love personally.>>13168422>This Healing potentialYes. A thousand times yes.
>>13168422You had me at "wurm".
>>13168382>Using the old, faulty version.I probably forgot to post the better version, here ya go:http://i.imgur.com/6iuiAn8.jpg>>13168409I wasn't sure if I got it right, but if people like it, it's fine I guess.
>>13168350Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a row. And if the title is now mutable, there are other possibilities to test (mg thread, mgg, MG general, etc. have all been used before, sometimes with spaces around mgg or with it set into slashes like /mgg/). Then refresh the board to retest all of them in case one was made in the relatively long period of time between you refreshing and finishing testing all the permutations. Drawing out the checks for existing threads increases the probability of multiple threads being made, which is a problem worse than just the annoyance of having to make multiple checks. This was all something that routinely happened on /a/.Yes, being pedantic about the exact title is slightly autistic, but making something easy to find and safeguarding against fuckups is an exercise in vaguely autistic pedantry to exclude edge cases and improve efficiency. It's why working on a spreadsheet by a normal person can be a pain because it's little more than a badly labelled scratchpad with some basic sums in it, but the one by the sperglord has complex formulae built into it that will do all the dataprocessing and color code the output for you.
>>13168422I'd be her friend and buy her pizza and ice cream.
>>13168422Tell her she's pretty when she's quiet.
>>13168428Story writing and I need a compilation of Girls, but I want to know specifically the ones that have audience and the type of people that like them.Please give answers!
>>13168433>slightly autisticYour post is so far the most autistic one I've seen in a day.
>>13168433>Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a rowI always just type in "Monster" and the threads always show up as long as they have it on the title or description. Hell, I find them literally by typing in "Mons".
>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs'Nother Greyguard. Theinn finishes the duel, stalks a man, Kara snaps his neck, they find zombie girl and a threesome is in the way. Because reasons, and plot! Comments and Criticisms are welcome.>update at line 2298
>>13168425>CaitReminder that the Catfuck Commonwealth is a police state.
>>13168447That was fast.
>>13168411>Not worshipping your goddesses It's like you don't want to devote yourself to a higher purpose.
>>13168442Then Ryu.
>>13168442>Writing for an audienceI dunno about that mang.
>>13168445>a dayhot damn, that mean's we're getting better
>>13168451Would have been faster if I didn't spend like an hour fapping and then three more shitposting at the end of the last thread.
>>13168453>Worshipping anyone in the first place.Pleb.
>>13168410Let's see...there are several with Anubis waifus, several with Dragon Waifus, at least one of whom is a very slutty guy who wants to wear a naked apron for his Mistress, a few with Apophis waifus, at least one guy with a Pharaoh waifu, a couple manticores, couple cheshires, a few arachne waifus, at least two thunderbirds, and three tengus, probably more than a couple scyllas...
>>13168463>shitpostingPeny pls.
>>13168448Their citizens also make nice, if noisy, furniture Personally I am going to the Scaled Stratocracy
>>13168467
>>13168433Basically what >>13168446 said.
>>13168418Still waiting on Card Quest 2
>>13168414But what colors are they?
>>13168475Strawman pls.
>>13168470>Peny ty.FTFYWell back to writing. Maybe I can smack out another 2.5k before I crash. That would be cool. Listening to The Protomen helps. Fuck this shit is epic. Makes me want to rewatch Deathstar Requiem. Which would be procrastinating and not writing.
Mistress name: TayaMistress type: ApophisSuspected Personality: Lustful, mischievous and caringButler Title: DarlingContract length: 6 months, permanent contract will be discussed afterwards.Notes: Butler will be requested to perform unusual, not always “moral” tasks. Miss Taya has approached MGC Maid Central with the wish to hire a butler. As per rule an interview was conducted and processed into this profile with additional information.Miss Taya lives at the edge of MGC in the western suburban sector. This area is well known for being inhabited by those with a very high income. One will see many small gated communities and large family mansions when walking through the pristine streets of this area in MGC. Police can be seen actively patrolling around, in addition to the heavily armed private security companies that guard the many communities and mansions in this area. Miss Taya herself lives in a large mansion and is part of a small gated community consisting of her and two other members named Miss Amélie and Pharaoh Eirene. Miss Taya is described by our Kikimora interviewer as an older, but fine and healthy looking lady. During the interview Miss Taya wore a blue dress and was noted to wear a simple crown-like head ornament that had a small single red gem encrusted in it. The butler’s duties at the mansion will be solely focused on directly serving Miss Taya as the mansion is mostly cleaned and maintained by magic. The sole exception being the master bedroom, which Miss Taya expects her butler to clean and tidy on a regular basis. Directly serving Miss Taya involves preparing meals at set times of the day and snacks on request. The butler is furthermore expected to be with Miss Taya at all times, carrying objects for her, giving advice, helping Miss Taya get dressed and other such tasks. Miss Taya in addition enjoys massages and expects her butler to give her a daily body massage or when requested. (Profile continued in next reply)
>>13168463So penywise is an identified faggot now.Disappointing.
>>13168453>worshipping>not being worshipped>worshipping or being worshipped, PERIODYou have the dick...You have the power...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6PrZEoC-Pw
>>13168422Does this really happen?
>>13168490(Profile continued)MGC Maid Central would also like to mention that while the butler will be provided with a room of his own, Miss Taya is likely to request her butler to sleep coiled up with Miss Taya in her bed. The reasoning for this being Miss Taya’s nature of being coldblooded and her preference for “natural” heaters. It is further worth noting that Miss Taya believes that it is important to give rewards to her butler in return for his service. A butler can expect to receive massages, headpats, hugs and such on a regular basis from Miss Taya. Miss Taya has also stated that she will expect her butler to aid her in performing various “friendly pranks” on her neighbor Pharaoh Samira. As such Miss Taya would highly prefer a fit butler, capable of moving silently and staying hidden. In addition knowledge and skill with lock picking, electronics and chemistry would be highly appreciated. Miss Taya however has stressed that while appreciated such skills are not needed, willingness to learn and train being considered enough. Miss Taya also stressed the fact that these “pranks” will never have the intention of putting Pharaoh Samira in harm’s way and the fact to never mention these pranks when she, Miss Sally and Pharaoh are together.Those interested in this contract can visit their local matching department to schedule a meeting with Miss Taya and receive further information.
>>13168490Ooh. Me! Me!Hire me, please!
>>13168493>Disappointing.Well hey man, it sucks that you feel that way, but I haven't changed. So if you liked my writing, nothing about it is going to change so you're still gonna like it. If not, I hope some of my shorter shit will some day get you onto my longer shit.
>>13168497I only remember an elderly kitsune on these sort of profiles, is there a list so far?
>>13168495It happened to James Earl Jones.
>>13168487Are you me? You can't be me. I haven't posted an update today.
>>13168234Fucking daylight saving time, god damnitwant something done? Need something to do? check here! http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5
>>13168490>>13168497>grapeslutThere is not enough money in the known universe to pay me to be her/a butler.Still, keep up the good work.
>>13168490Signing up right now for the job.
>>13168507I dunno. Either you have god-tier taste in music and procrastination. Or you're a lying little doppelganger.
>>13168500I'm not worried about your writing.I'm worried about your rampant active shitposting.
>>13168490>>13168497>Apophis>Likes massages and cuddles>Likes to play friendly pranks on a PharaohMy but this is tempting.
>>13168530Your butt?
>>13168519>rampantEeeh. I really don't funpost that often, but lets not revisit the end of the last thread. What worries you about it?
>>13168537Were you that one otherkin fuck?
>>13168538No I posted that on all levels except physical thing. And various FTFY's
>>13168494I just want to lead a cult and serve the demon lord to give waifus and happiness to all. Is that so much to ask?
>>13168543Weren't shitposting very much then.
>>13168504I didn't know that. That's kinda sad, he seems like a cool guy.
>>13168548Get bend, Traitor-kun.
>>13168548Will you marry an Echidna?
>>13168552He is. Thank god he got over it after a few years, or we would not know the glory of his marvelous voice.
>>13168543Oh.So you were the one who made me spit out my drink.You're less of a faggot than I thought.Still a faggot for making me spit my drink everywhere, but my point stands.
>>13168538DOHOHO...is this your new epic meme?
>>13168548Fuck you traitor kun. I'll burn my village to cinders myself before giving in to you. God I hate you.
>>13168549Nah man. I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit. At least, I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit very often. The alp topic is old and boring, so it helps that is wasn't a particularly stimulating storm. Funny as fuck though considering my sleep deprived state.>>13168561rip in pieces, drink. How's your key board and what drink was it?
>>13168518Been listening to both acts again since I got a better sound setup and just upgraded my my old mp3's to FLAC's. And Doomstar is just great.
>>13168553>>13168565You guys are mean. I just want you to be happy with your monster wife.>>13168559I'd rather marry my waifu and lead the cult with her. But Echidnas are nice.
>>13168569You one comment was funny, but the storm itself wasn't.
>>13168574I'll marry if and when I'm ready! Not when you, or some monsterslut decides my life is gonna end.
>>13168574Right, happy in our little camps...Excuse me, "farms".
>>13168570So much time has passed, since Ranuinne was taken. They left no trace of her, of this I'm not mistaken. This woman, her abductor, with the crimson hair. A freakish deadly demon; a bitch and a disgrace. >>13168575You don't think so? I guess I'm just in that mindset where I find stupid shit funny. Cause it got real stupid near the end.
>>13168586Otherkin-kun was rather amusing.
>>13168574I want to be happy with an angel, not some crazy demon
Dog daughterus.Best Daughters?>Loyal>Loving>Adorable in both a cute and stupid way>Fluffy>Playful>cutest noises
>>13168586With the one guy trying to turn back everything said at him towards everyone and kept saying the same exact stuff over and over again?
>>13168590You looking to start another fight? Cause I can oblige you.
>>13168600>>13168590>>13168586Let's not resurrect that shameful display, okay? Please let it lie and speak of it no more.
>>13168595You say it as if no other daughteru is like that, which is false. All daughterus are best daughterus.
>>13168595Something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KEIlyJNzk
>>13168469Is that it? Huh, less Anons here than I thought.
>>13168600Really, so early I the thread?
>>13168600There were lotsa funny dudes arguing but really, lets not do it again.>>13168606This.Let sleeping dragons die.
>You will never meet an athletic kuudere Jinko by the name of Alexis, who is of Russian noble descent
>>13168618Let's let it die down, even if the asshole is still in the thread.
>>13168616More like most don't have waifus.
>>13168605Bring it then.
>>13168595The most cherishable. I'd hug her, give her headpats, blow raspberries on her tummy, tickle her, brush her hair and tail, and tell her she's the most precious thing in the world to me.I'd also scare her with a sudden burst of the vacuum cleaner as prank revenge.
>>13168628No way.
>>13168629Focus on the tiger instead. It'll be great.
>>13168619Tovarisch pls.
>>13168590The faces you mother made as I railed her ass were pretty amusing.
>>13168628That's so sad.
>>13168619>Tsarist JinkoI want this but why didn't she die in the glorious ocktober revolution?Your vampire waifu runs up to you and grabs your hands telling you that she has the best plan in which you'll no longer have to live in an isolated mansion with your hundreds of undead maids, but in a slightly less impressive mansion in some rural town. All it will take is a hostile takeover in which they convert the entire town and block off the exits. How hard do you pat her head and tell her it's a silly, bad idea?
>>13168638Otherkin-kun you're not making yourself look any better. Take your tumblr views and fuck off.
>>13168639It's our way of coping with the fact that our waifus wouldn't be real. Please, leave us be.
St George here reminding you to slay dragons where ever you find them. Dragons are the worst
>>13168638Well, enjoy the itching you'll never be rid of.
>>13168641Pretty hard. You have to let them escape, silly. Caged animals are dangerous animals.
>>13168646What about dragon girls???
>>13168645Don't lump me in with you faggots.Not everyone who doesn't have a waifu is some emo tortured soul horseshit.
>>13168646>Insulting Dragon waifusThis will not go unanswered
>>13168644You fuck off alp pusher.
>>13168651>Even dealing with the peasantsAnon, please.
>>13168646Alright, Georgie. I'll do my best to lay dragons where ever I find them.
>>13168657Caged. Animals. Probably with lots of stake wood lying around, too.>>13168653Easy, I was joking.
>>13168646>2014>Locals find a Nile Crocodile in Italy>Scientific curiosity>280>Roman soldier finds one in Libya>Gets named a dragon slayer
>>13168652One of the few saving graces of the shitshow that is MGQ.
>>13168663Komrad Ragebeard would be a badass paladin.
>>13168490>>13168497MGC Maid Central has added this Misstress profile to it's archives. This and all earlier made requests can always be found at the following link:http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUmIn addition all previously matched maid profiles can always be viewed in the archive found at the following link:http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk>>13168509Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.>>13168502So far only this one and the elderly kitsune.
>>13168652The only good Dragon or Dragon girl is a dead one
>>13168655>Alp pusherOnly one pushing is you. How about you grow up and deal with others liking what you don't like? We'll always be here, so either leave or shut the fuck up.
>>13168619Would she be the type to look down on me as a peasant?Or the kind to not know a lot of the intricacies of commoner's activities?
>>13168669>Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.No, I called about my maid, and your receptionist put me on hold for like 30 minutes.So I'm a little sore.
>>13168667Who else did you like?
>>13168671You need to tone it down, too.Don't start agin, please.
>>13168671You called me out, deal with the consequences genderbent fag. >we'll always be hereSo will I.
>>13168678Tamamo was ok as well. Can't really think of anyone else right now.
>>13168682Very well. I'll tone it done since you asked me to.
>>13168670You WILL be silenced...right after my waifu finishes making dinner, doing the dishes and washing my clothes....So you'll have plenty of time I guess.
>>13168689> swordwoman spidergirlNeat
>>13168595>Anubis Daughterus building elaborate LEGO creations>Bringing them to daddy and mommy for approval>Tails wagging as they photograph their best pieces, and hang them on the fridge
>>13168699>Not encasing them in glassGet on my dad-level.
>All this dragon bullyingPlease do not bully! Dragon Girls should be the only one bullying! Tell me your favorite Dragon Species/Color/Whatever, and how you'd want her to bully you!I want my Jabberwock to hold my 3DS high above my head so that even if I jump I can't reach it, and the only way she'll give it back is if I Sit on her lap and pet her secondary mouths as I play on it.How do you want to be bullied?
>>13168699>Open photo album>Find pic of you and your daughter getting her first lego set together>sigh as you remember when she was your cute little pumpkin all those years ago as she trots through the house complaining about wanting to go to the mall with her BF
>>13168699What about mommy complimenting her but making tender suggestions for subtle improvements until pupil surpasses master?What about the tears of joy that would bring to you and your waifu? What about your daughter reacting to the headpats, warm smiles and utter approval?
>>13168689Good girl.
>>13168702>Implying I don't bully her
You'd think all lamias would be fit with all the wriggling around they gotta do.
>>13168707Oh fuck off already you cock smoking piece of tumblr otherkin shit.
>>13168711>Artwork from the guy who likes pullying out organs.
>>13168616There's way more people with waifus than that guy mentioned.
>>13168717Like who Anon?
>>13168646>Slaying a magnificent beast with a voice that sounds like ConneryYeah, no...
>>13168711They wouldn't get chiseled like that without low body fat too. It seems most draw them with amazing midriffs anyway, so by and large they are.>>13168707I would bone all of them so hard. Especially the little fox feeling all insecure next to the busty beauties.
>>13168714Anon, what did I say?
>>13168711Perseus hereLamias a shit
>>13168717This. I for one enjoy spiders. And wights. and spiderwights. And most things which are dead and also spiders, really.
>>13168722Different guy.
>>13168677MGC Maid Central would like to apologize for our receptionists behavior. She is a tentacle type maid in training who was asked to watch over the phone for a while. Unfortunately she panicked when she heard a male voice and locked herself up in an office for hours. Concerning your issues:If you have any problems with your current maid feel free to contact our complaint department and they will help you solve your issues. If your issue concerns a maid yet to be matched with you, please be aware that MGC Maid Central is currently handling a heavy load of requests. Fortunately currently there are only 7 profiles left to be matched. Expect your profile to be delivered within 10 days. MGC Maid Central hopes that this solves your issue and furthermore wishes you a kiki-tastic day.
>>13168714No. You shut up, I shut up, but I'm going nowhere. You and yours only made yourselves known after alps became popular, I've always been here.>following an alp's orders
>>13168616Oh no, there're plenty more. Those're just what popped into my head when I gave it a moment's thought.
>>13168724That's just a list of favorite types of monsters, not a waifu.
>>13168729You should listen all the same.Focus on the good parts of the thread. Not...him.
>>13168719Obviously I don't know how many or what everybody's waifu is but I know for a fact my waifu is a Holstaur and I'm like 90% sure there are others with Holstaur waifus. I'm also pretty sure there are multiple other species with anons who love them. There's somewhere around 75 anons in these threads and about 165-170 total monster species so I'm sure there's more.
>>13168738Oh.
>>13168730Eh, it's fine I guess.At least she wasn't rude.
>>13168740And let him do as he pleases like he owns the place?
>>13168721>little fox feeling all insecureI think Hips McFuckme in the middle actually looks the most uncomfortable.
>>13168723Percy Jackson, please go.Shirohebis are cute.
>>13168750bitch i do own the place
>>13168750Dude, he's otherkin scum, who cares what he says? Just ignore him.
>>13168750Not any one, but any power in these threads is but an illusion. Just chill and drop it. We aren't even 300 posts in yet.
>>13168700But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely new. Especially when you're a kid.>>13168705>Grin a bit>Ask teen daughteru if she wants to go and get a LEGO kit>Who knows, maybe even her BF would like to build something with her>>13168706Ah, mah heart...
>>13168751Only because she knows how hard she's getting railed. It's a natural reaction, really.
>>13168743There's about 150 anons per thread and about 250 total that drop in from time to time.
>>13168740Anon, don't make me the bad guy. I don't even know how that stuff last thread started, I just got caught up. I'm willing to stand down for the sake of the thread, I don't start shitstorms for giggles, but I don't take shit from no alp.
>>13168750I'm sure he's not going to say shit unless you irk him. He's like that superboss that everybody hates.It won't bug you if you don't bug it first.
>>13168759>But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely newI suppose. I don't really remember much from my childhood, but I did enjoy LEGO.
>>13168756I can try, but I don't know if I can succeed in doing so.
>>13168772As long as you try, I won't ask for more.
>>13168743I recall, many moons ago, a thread where all the holstbros were waxing lyrical and discovering with some confusion that they were all Texans.Slime waifu over here, I guess
>>13168768>You didn't have all your legos in a giant tub where you could dig for parts to build whatever you wanted.It was especially necessary in the old days because you couldn't go order some specific piece for a buck online like you can now. Those three orange transparent chainsaws were the only ones you were ever going to have
>>13168761Well she doesn't need to worry. I'll be gentle.No I won't.
>>13168762You've got to count all the people that have changing ips and people who post from different places. Probably around 75-100 posters with another 40-50 lurkers.>>13168777Yeah that was pretty fun. Good to know at least some of my fellow Texans have fantastic taste. What can I say, we like our cowgirls down here.
>>13168782I did have them in a huge box all piled up.That's probably the reason I never got anything done.
>>13168777It was doubly funny because that was still only like 1/4 of the Texans in here. More Texans in here than any other group.
Lava Golem and Karakasa-obake are underrated girls.
>>13168782I would dump the tub out on the floor in the middle of my room and clear a little space for myself in the middle of the pile before going to work.I've still got that tub, my niece plays with them when my brother comes over.
Thread is lacking in tailpussy
>>13168791Best state produces people with the best taste.
>>13168784Remember, the ideal pattern is gentle, rough, gentle, then some tender after care. Don't forget the head pats and playful butt squeezes.>>13168777>AllCalifornia says hi. If I promise not to try and take away your freedoms can I play too?
>>13168801Are we really doing this right now?
>>13168805This doujin was fucking hysterical.
>>13168788I'm counting from both the post counter at the bottom and the number of people who read a story update that are not bots. It's at least two hundred. Poll participation usually hovers around 70-135 though.
>>13168808Its a joke anon.
>>13168800I just realized why her body shape looks so familiar.This is a waxed cait sith doing manticore cosplay.
>>13168808Wanking to our countries? Seems so.
>>13168815>jokesThat would imply that fun is allowed here.
>>13168805>>13168811Dammit I don't want to be that guy but google and iqdb aren't giving me anything so can I get a name?
>>13168823>Texas>CountryAre they the ones that told you that? It's not true.
>labeled a criminal by those who fear your power>wanted by those that would see you in chains >the police call you a myth>the common folk whisper your name in fear>the Felidae call you a monster >a monster for what?>practicing an ancient art, that they cannot even begin to comprehend?>you would see it is a gift>a gift that you would use to make the world a better place >for both human and monster girl kind>who are you, to govern the fates and wills of those you have power over?>the one that a certain breed of monster girl fears above all others?>Its quite simple>You are...> The Nekomancer>
>>13168798They are. Karakasa has a supple body.And Lava Golem needs art of her in a hula skirt.
>>13168837Countries/states. Just a small oversight on my part.
>>13168817NoNononono
>>13168837Even most Texans tell the separatists to go fuck themselves.
>>13168840Speaking of supple bodies, has anyone done troll anything yet? You'd think we'd be all over something with tits and ass that don't quit, even if it does have man hands.
>>13168840Wouldn't it burn?
>>13168839>That fucking punYou will never play Crypt of the Necrodancer with your Apsara girlfriendUsing dance pads
>>13168839Charon plz go
>>13168804>CaliforniaGo back to your San Fransisco hellhole.
Van Helsing kills your waifu what do?
>>13168846I would assume it wouldn't if she didn't want it to, but what the fuck do I know?
>Head ache>Writing my shitty smut>Blood goes from brain to boner>Head ache gets worseFuck. Any one know how to deal with these things?
>>13168844You're wrong
>>13168848No, I want Charon to stay.
>>13168852Become a vampire hunter-hunter.
>>13168849>Fransisco>sisco(n)Is that a subtle way of telling me to dick the sisteru? We don't do that here, sir.
>>13168856Take ibuprofen or something.
>>13168856You need to drink Canada Dry made from Mandragora's foot
>>13168856Fap.
>>13168798Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me. Of all the monsters, she's the only one that elicits legitimate, visceral, boner-killing horror.Lava golem is just sort of... eh. It's hard to convince my base desires that you could -survive- dicking her, let alone enjoy it. I know MAMONOMANA and everything, but she just... doesn't look comfy.So I file them both under "getting the exact amount of attention they deserve" column
>>13168867>Not dicking the Onee-sanI knew the Bay Area was shit, but God damn. /pol/ was right yet again.
>>13168863>reading space worm>"I know you're shy"She got PRW. Motherfucker.
>>13168863She's gonna get raped again if she doesn't control the puns.
>>13168878>Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for meHow? It's just a sweet goofy umbrella girl.
>>13168852Visit a Lich.Not sure if before or after bloody vengeance.
>>13168862No I'm not. I think I know the geopolitics of my own state better than you, sensationalist news-kun.
>>13168867>We don't do that hereThat's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>13168878If you're afraid of those yet like things like sushi oni I'm gonna laught at you.
>>13168892>Expecting a bunch of alps to be ashamed of anything
>>13168867You're not living your life correctly.
>>13168878>The only one>Not TentacleSeriously?
>>13168852Curse him into an alp.
>>13168885It's that tongue and that eye. I'm struck by the old sandworm fear of "the girl is just bait". I know in my head it's not true, but I can't get my boner to believe it. I feel more at risk of vore from her than I do from the desert behemoths.
>You will never adopt a litter of werewolf daughterus>No muscled alpha who acts like your superior but easily falls pray to your teasing>No genki daughteru built like a sprinter, always asking you to play with her >No thin, quiet daughteru with glasses who never speaks but is always at your side, growling at strange women who get near you>No chubby runt Daughteru who loves to sit on your lap and nap with you. Her leg kicking in her sleep
>>13168878I like the Lava Golems bio(?)luminescence along with their clingy nature.
>>13168912Funny, the eye simply annoys me.
>>13168711I want to fondle a busty lamia's delicious abs.
>>13168904>experoencing boner-killing horror over TentaclesSome people just can't seem to appreciate good hugs.
>>13168798I prefer the Werebat.
THOU SHALT NOT BULLY A MGDESPITE HOW SHITTY HER RACE BEExcept matangos, fuck them
Wolfdog Werewolf when?
>>13168916How does the runt of the litter get chubby?
>>13168912Look at the eye. Stop every thing and just look at it. That's the eye of an umbrella man. The eye of an umbrella who's seen too much shit and is just tired of this wet bitch under him. Look at how bored he looks as she goes to rub her sopping body upon another anon. He's not even looking dead on. He's looking at the sky. Looking at the birds carried upon the winds of freedom and wishing a gust of it would pick him up and free him of this slimy jap and her formula 1 moans.Don't bully the umbrella.
Ya'll are some of the most capricious motherfuckers I ever did saw. Running from this guy to the next, so happy that they're writing the new flavor of the month and praising them saying they're the best thing since sliced bread. Then just like that, you'll forget about them and move on. Just remember anons, they were waiting for you and you forgot them.
>>13168928Fuck you. Bully the monstergirl, lest she become haughty and rapey-er.
>>13168937No they're not, they don't fucking exist.Even if, we are all bottom of the barrel choices.
>>13168933Dogs are weird, dude.Mine is an Akita/Shepherd mix, and was the biggest one in the litter. He gets the right food, he exercises and we've got an acre for him to run around in. He grew to 18 inches tall, while the other, smaller pups of the litter, including the runt, are massive 180 pound monsters.
>>13168798She's scary.
>>13168490I got a dire wolf waifu one time some ages ago.
>>13168943Speak for yourself depression kun. Not all of us have the self esteem of an ant.
>>13168839>you remember your powers manifesting themselves at an early age>a gang of mosnter girls, led by a Jinko had been bullying you at day care, and on one particular incident, had taken away your ball>they laughed and tormented you>you just wanted them to leave you alone and give back your ball>suddenly, you felt a mysterious pressure surrounded you, and much to your surprise, the Jinko leader dropped your ball and simply walked away,in a trance>your powers would not manifest themselves again until your later days in schooling, when you were grouped with a Cheshire that constantly harassed you sexually, but never did anything with you, just constantly teasing you>while sitting in math class, you wished that she would just shut up and blow you for once>you felt that same pressure again, and the Cheshire sitting in front of you suddenly stood up and walked over to you, pulling down your pants to begin suck you off>needless to say, the two of your were reprimanded>you remember sitting in the principal's office while she phoned your parents>The furry cat ears of the black haired cat monster girl principal drew you in>thats when you realized, you had a power>to test it, you willed to know what color the principal's underwear was>"I'm not wearing any." she immediately replied to you>the principal shook her head, as if someone had just blown into her ear, while her cheeks turned red, confused at what made her say such a thing as carried on with her phone call>you needed to learn more of this power
>>13168890You don't speak for everyone to claim to speak for others is arrogant and ignorantyour circle of friends my say one thing but go anywhere outside the cities and many of the rural folk(not all) agree with separation from America and going their own wayI know a lot of Texans that like to entertain the ideaJust like I know Scots, Bavarians, Catalons and Quebecois do the same for their respective regions
>>13168939You should only bully with love.
>>13168928Given the size and position of her eye, that nose is just for show.
>>13168715>Artist likes pulling out organsWith abs like that, I can tell. Or maybe I'm becoming more inclined towards slight pudge.
>>13168949>MGs >reprimanded for sexing in classWhat?
>>13168946I want to see her her in power armor or something.
>>13168946Scary sexy?Steamy slime sex, woo woo!
>>13168946>You will never be asked to dance with a Lava Golem while you're at a luau party>She will never have hips that would make Pele look like a bitch>And use them to grind on you later
>>13168959Not every place is MGC.
Whats your fav MG doujin?
>>13168970It's weird anon. It's weird.
>>13168976Whatever, school's for learning, not teenage sexual bullshit.
I heard some of you anons liked short hair, is that true~?
>>13168984No, long all the way.
>>13168972That one
>>13168982>School's for learningCollege, maybe. Certainly not highschool.
>>13168984> humangirlWhy do you darken our doorway with this
>>13168936
>>13168984Kiiiiii~YUTE!When're you gonna draw Pharaohs or Kunoichis?
>>13168984I prefer long, but short hair can be nice if done right.
>>13168984Mmmmmmmmmm. Yes.
>>13168993She's only pretending so the rape later is a surprise.
>>13168991>>13168972Or this one
>>13168982>not teenage sexual bullshitWhat the fuck is this slut saying?
>>13168992What is the purpose of it then?
>>13168984Some girls look better with short hair. Pic related definitely does. She look sexy with that lock of hair in her mouth.
>>13168933Gets spoiled by the others obviously
>>13169000You talking to me?Fite me irl m8.
>>13168994I am glad you showed me this. I'm not imagining every familiar asides from THE familiar utterly untainted by Demonic energy and bored shitless at their master's lewd antics.
>>13169000Are you saying you did teenage sexual bullshit in highschool? are you some fucking normalfag
>>13168998Haha....
>>13168984I like both
>>13168999What's going on? Is a gay tentacle monster attacking him?
>>13169007I'm now imagining*
>>13169001Learning how to socialize is the big one. There's a variety of smaller things that, unless I really elaborated on them, would just sound like edgy teenager bullshit. As an example is that throughout school, and high school especially, you should know that you'll be judged and graded on everything you do.
>>13169010Run and don't look back
>>13169010>succuslutCan't you make her eyes normal and make her an elf? Please?
>>13169008Yeah, the fuck you gonna do about it? Post an annoying youtube video?>>13169006POCKET SAND!
>>13168972Way too many, but if I had to pick only five:http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/http://exhentai.org/g/520239/fd96af7f44/http://exhentai.org/g/474179/6f4530055c/http://exhentai.org/g/247303/1c5cad0a7d/
>>13168950I am from the rural folk you moron. But anyone that has a clue about the amount of money that Texas makes with the largest army base in the country, the largest aircraft and dod contractors in the country, the fucking place where all america builds and retools their atomic arsenal, the computer contractors, and every other thing deeply and intrinsically set into America would never entertain the thought for a moment. People like being Americans.What you need to do is just quit listening to idiots. Especially those backwoods East Texas loggerheads that are the only part of the state who are those South Will Rise again morons.Thinking a majority of Texans want succession is as stupid as thinking the hippies in Austin reflect the total attitude of the state. You know how it's really easy to tell? Because the constitution has a clause for succession that would be enacted if you were right.There's millions of people in the state. The ones who seriously want that crap are less than a couple percent. Lying thieves like old Governor Perry just liked to play that stuff up to take heat off him from whatever his latest scandal was, from the power plants to cronyism to graft. And the new Governor is no better.I swear to God, it's like if you went to China and all people did was interview some rice farmers in Yunnan and said that was everyone or even a major portion.
>>13169015>gayWhy would you think that in a MG thread?
>>13169018Hm, that actually makes sense.
>>13169010Better then expected.
>>13168984Absolutely
>>13168984It is one reason why Lich is perfection.
>>13169010Oh you motherf
>>13169021>spoilerMy only weakness!!
>>13169010Now we're talking!
>>13168984Short hair is nice, but I prefer bobcuts and fanned out hair.
>>13169021>Post an annoying youtube video?The most annoying thing i could find in short notice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KWgP_teoc
>>13169037>Someone else likes fanned out/flared hairYou and I are brothers now
>>13168984Short Hair, best hair.More MGs with short hair, please!
>>13169039No, I was thinking you would post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA
>>13169010>>13168984This pitches the tent
>>13169022>Sequel Never
>>13169023>those South Will Rise again moronsAmerica is dead mate, look at the New England and West Coast areas. Liberal shitholes. Compare to the Liberal Shitholes in Europe (I.E: Sweden and Britain) and it's clear that the next places coming up to Death Row are the New England and San Francisco areas.Texas, and the South as a whole, would be smart in bailing out of America. It's corrupt, diseased, it is not the America that was founded.The South shall rise again. And I ask my fellow brothers, who is with me? Our South will be a glorious one, where you and your reptilian waifu can live in warm peace, with sweet tea, and be free of degeneracy, trash, hipsters, and snow.SOUTHERN MONSTER GIRL UPRISING GOGAS THE YANKEES, REGION WAR NOW
>>13169055>Leaving America>Not taking it overSmall minded fools.
>>13168949>you spent your college years studying your new powers, and learned the history of the Nekomancer >first perfected in ancient Egypt by humans and used to domesticate the cat monster girl population>it was further refined by the Greeks and perfected over the centuries>ancient texts relating to Nekomancers that were just gibberish to historians made perfect sense to you>you used powerful magical circles and potions laced with Nepeta cataria to further enhance your powers >soon you could fully control any cat monster girl you set your eyes upon >you had your fun; making the occasional pretty one flash you or even have your way with them>at one point you even made a cat choir, much to the annoyance of your neighbors >but word begin to spread, and the police began to believe more and more in the rumors>they recruited a special investigator from MGC, specially tasked with bringing you in>an Angel>you needed a place to hide; luckily an alley cat told you of an abandoned train station that ran beneath the sewer lines>you would await your final battle with this angel there
>>13169055>Dragging us into the Civil War when Indians needed killing instead.The Buffalo Soldiers did more for Texas than the Confederacy ever did.
>>13169055>The South doing anything without federal handoutsTexas and Florida might be able to make it on their own, and that's an extremely doubtful 'might,' but only if they don't take the shit states in between them. Also, >Warm pieceIf you mean scorching hellhole, then yes.
>>13169058And what of value is left? Immigrants, hipsters, and leftists? Keep that shit.Better to build your own house than move into a mansion with Lepers.
TOUCH THE COW!DO IT NOW!
>>13169055whu.. what..what the fuck happened why am I on pol
>>13169053Schizanthus was beautiful, man. I'm mad that story is never going to be continued.
>>13169023Guess what I'm Texan(Twin Sisters,TX) also I am one of those that agrees with separation hell when I was in Djibouti there were more Texan flags flying than America the local population didn't know we were AmericansYou think only your opinion matters? That's a very bigoted thing anon, I'm glad you mentioned Perry if people didn't agree with him they wouldn't have voted for him to dismiss others as "idiots" because you don't like secession is just ignorant. You may not like it and that's alright but to claim you speak for everyone is down right horseshit
>>13169066What does that image have to do with anything?
>>13169070There's something wrong with that cow's skin
>>13169055Fuck off inbred hick. You can continue living on America's sweaty taint, I'll enjoy the glorious north with my maple slime girls and yuki-onna waifu.
>>13169070Cows are too boring
>>13169073>whu...>what..>polI don't know what happened either but return from wherever the fuck you came from
How do you think monstergirls would adapt to the internet? Would they spend all day creating human boy hentai and posting in /hbg/, or would they go to sites about their interests? Would you camwhore for flithy NEET monsters so you could get their money?
>>13169081What a silly thing to get mad about
>>13169063"It's real in my head"Anon what color is the sky in your world?
>>13169085i no rite XDDDDDomg its so cool tho
>>13169076Gotta wolfu post.
>>13169084Heaping misinfo on people who don't like them. All day, every day. MGIDF plz.
>>13169066Claim Texas and Florida "might" make itHelps separatist movements in other countries Made Kosovo "independent" tries to make "Tibet" independent both have little to no resources
>>13169091Either conserve the images or fuck off, Bobby boy.
>>13169078Yeah, you're not rubbing it and drawing contented moos from her.>>13169080Your face is boring.
>>13169010wouldstillbang/10
>Confederate Southern ApophisVS>Union Northern PharaohWho will you side with? The States with a Snake, or the Federal Government with a Chocolate?
>>13169075To claim you're part of anything but a small minority that will ever have any power is horseshit. There wasn't even a well publicized succession movement ten years ago.
>>13169104Chocolate nigga.
>>13169047What if an Apophis with short hair over one eye?Sam with short hair.
>>13169104Union all the way, Pharaoh will get my love over some shitty southern swamp snake any day of the week.
>>13169087Blue. Shame it isn't in your fantasy land.
>>13169060>the Angel had blown through your makeshift cat army, although she took care to only knock them out>she had easily defeated your more powerful guards, a towering white jinko and a cheetah monster girl trained in the martial arts >the Angel drew her holy sword and pointed it straight at your heart>"Vile fiend! Your heresy stops here today!">you took a step backwards, tripping on your long black cat eared robes (the traditional nekomancer uniform) and fell upon your back>the Angel drove her knee into your stomach as she looked down upon you>"You are finished, blasphemer!" she yelled triumphantly >not quite yet>you whipped out your secret trump card imported from the mystical eastern lands of Japan>and placed it on her head>the Angel flinched backwards as she raised her hand and touched the object you had just placed on her head>a Cat ears head band>"Hm? What is thi-">she didnt have time to finish her sentence as she was forced to the floor and on her hands and knees, her angelic butt raised into the air and wiggling slightly>"N-No! This is impossible! No one man should....n....ny...nya...nyaaaa~!" she howled as you exerted your control over her >your rose up and rallied your cat monster girl army back underneath your control>you still had much work to do
>>13169104>The Union stills wins in the end
>>13169093Well of course they would, they have to make the humans boys like them after the women start their smear campaign.
>>13169110>>13169117I always knew Yankees had poor tastes.>>13169123Sh-Shut up! One day the South will rise, just like the night will! Grape forever!
>>13169084I would be tragically dragged off by some lamias to form the center of their mating ball, but depending on how kinky they were they might stream it sometimes
>>13169114>All this YES.
>>13169130>tragicallyHow is that a bad thing?
>/pol/ is leaking again...1. Grasp opinion firmly2. Insert opinion deep into anus3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 with any remaining opinions
>>13169104>Not playing both sides>Not putting a bun in both of their ovens>Not using that to force reconciliationYou even get two waifus as a bonus.
>>13169140It's funny that the /pol/ discussion is leagues superior to the usual shitstorms we get about Alps/Cait-Sith/Futa/Bob/Etc
>>13169140Speaking of which, What monster girl is best suited for anal?
>>13169109>You're part of a small minorityhttp://blogs.reuters.com/jamesrgaines/2014/09/19/one-in-four-americans-want-their-state-to-secede-from-the-u-s-but-why/Anon Texas isn't the only state that wants to secede, Vermont also what's to go its on its own same for othersYou getting mad because you're wrong isn't gonna change things
>>13169147Anon, they don't call them Anubutts for nothing.
>>13169147Gnome.She knows all about tilling the night soil
>>13169120Source on buffalo soldiers doing "more" for Texas and not your feelings pls
>>13169025What is this from, anyway?
>>13169147All of them. Except slimes.
>You will never see Mia tenderly loved
>>13169147Bury a bone in her backyard.
>>13169129What would you do if you met a grapesnake who loved you, but every night at the minute of sunset, she had to return to the underworld, where Ra would smite her again and again until morning came?
>>13168972http://exhentai.org/g/607015/fd9a72bacc/http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/http://exhentai.org/g/713147/e25c0f7347/http://exhentai.org/g/780228/32b7d855bc/http://exhentai.org/g/464769/8867e47a64/http://exhentai.org/g/657979/0a08f806b9/http://exhentai.org/g/575364/5a81959bc7/Also pretty much anything by Hroz
>>13169160But i'm tenderly loving her every night anon
>>13169129>Will riseIf they won't rise over current thing going on, they won't rise period.
>>13169163Why would she love me?I don't like snakes. No big meaty paws, no care.
>>13169160Go back to death.
>>13169121this shouldnt be funny. but it is.
>>13169155Compare the unpopular giant waste of resources, not even in battles on home soil, here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_in_the_American_Civil_WarTo actually making North Central and the Panhandle safe once and for all to settle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_War
Hroz is really weird, i don't think his art can be called good, but he manages to do everything else perfectly
>>13169164Hroz's proportions are shit.There!
>>13169147Yes.
>>13168946I just realized that her tongue is made of lava
>>13169179Teddy, you're not making any senseI bearly understand you sometimes
>>13169181>lava tongueyou have to jump from sofa to chair to keep from stepping on it
>>13169163Try to find some way to stop the smiting so we could spend a night together.
>>13169124Imagine a monstergirl talking with a human girl complaining about how nobody can get a boyfriend any more, trying to puzzle out what's causing her problems>Well, how many boys did you hit on last week?>"Only three, but I spent an hour and a half making eyes at that one in the bar before he walked out with some oni!"
>>13169185That's the floor, Anon.
>>13169176"Wikishit were anyone can change info according to their opinion"Wow anon great source the Texas rangers were the ones to pacify the landand they weren't political correct about it.
>>13169055>CSA>slave-owning>founded on treason>not okay>bad guys>USA>slave-owning>founded on treason>okay>good guys
>>13169190Speaking of wikishit anyone can change...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Begins_%28video_game%29
>>13168946>>13169181See how Lava Golem seems like she has regular dark skin in some parts, and she's made of lava in others? She can actually freely change between the two. The firm brown parts are basically just her cooling down parts of her body, and those parts feel pleasantly cool, while the lava parts are obviously really warm and viscous and gooey (but not really in the same way as a slime girl, she's still molten rock). And she can make just about any part of her body become either of those.Cool, huh?
>>13169151>>13169162Mah niggas.>>13169153Good choice regardless anon.
>>13169200I'd say it's pretty hot
>>13169190Don't be dim. Rangers enforced law after the natives got cleared out. The Army was the main force that cleared out the Indians.And feel free to read any source you want on the matter. They back that up.
>>13169178Don't care
>>13169207The main force that cleared out the Indians was disease that resulted in millions of dead and tons of wide open land to settle in unopposed.
>>13169178Yes, which is why we read it to feel warm and fuzzy and laugh at cute monstergirls doing cute rapey things.
>>13169176Your links say nothing about buffalo soldiers but that Texas rangers and Texas militias and posse's killed Indians during the Texas-Indian wars and that mexicans and native americans helped them fight union troopsWay to look at your own sources anon
>>13169196History is written by the victors Anon. If the South won what we'd learn in school would be an accurate telling of the Civil War and why the States wanted to secede.Instead, because the North won, children are taught>"The South wanted to have slaves because they hate blacks, but Abraham Lincoln told them no, and the racist south went to war to enslave all the blacks."Anyone who actually studies history knows that very little of that is true. Lincoln didn't even like Black People.
>>13169215I read doujins to fap, weirdo.
>>13169217>SpoilerThis, Lincoln only freed the slaves to punish the south for not returning to the union, and even then they weren't really free since Lincoln had no real power over the south at the time.
>>13169188>That's your problem, you're way too passive, you're acting too much like a boring human. >Ehhh, no offense. >You gotta get in in there, grope him, and tell him that you're going to fuck him. >All men are sluts, ya know, so they want to be treated like such.
>>13169226>He reads doujins for the plot, and not for the plot
>>13169211>HrozFemdom and /ss/ shit.
I don't know what's worse, /pol/ in the thread or the normal shit.
>>13169234And?
>>13169229>>13169217>It was about state's rights guys, honestYeah, a state's right to own slaves. A big problem American would have run into was no European power being willing to trade with them if they kept slave labor. Hell, if the south had won, they would've had to abolish slavery in about 20 to thirty years anyway or stagnate to death.
CHOOSE YOUR -DOM TYPE
>>13169234I don't see any problems with that
>>13169234But not all of them are /ss/
>>13168993Human girls are a type of Monstergirl, they're monsters on the inside.
>>13169186Keep in mind, she only has to survive it for 1001 nights, for wronging Ra in the past.Still, the only way to keep her from enduring the torture for a night would be to take her place.That or defeat her in battle, but surely...
>>13169207I found Sherman's memoirs Sherman wrote in his memoirs that as soon as the war ended, “My thoughts and feelings at once reverted to the construction of the great Pacific Railway. . . . I put myself in communication with the parties engaged in the work, visiting them in person, and assured them that I would afford them all possible assistance and encouragement” (2005, 775). “We are not going to let a few thieving, ragged Indians check and stop the progress [of the railroads],” Sherman wrote to Ulysses S. Grant in 1867
>>13169233>I read porn for the storylaughing elves.gif>>13169240What normalshit?
>>13169216The Red River Wars were in the 1870's you simpleton. The army columns are listed. All the guys coming out of Ft. Sill, especially the 10th cav were Buffalo soldiers. Where do you think the Feds shipped all those unwanted Union black troops after the war? And Indian attacks were way worse during the civil war because most of the army was off fighting half the country away.And the only time the Rangers are mentioned was a tiny skirmish.You're the one who can't read.
>>13169231I am conflicted by the thought of MGs teaching humangirls their ways.Once they start wearing neko headbands, how's a man supposed to know what he's getting into?
>>13169244FREEDOM!
>>13169149>Call out anon for claiming you're in the minority.>Proceeds to post citation that.....outright states those who support succession are in the minority in every single state....A lot of people still don't want to admit the south (lowercase, fuck them) lost the Civil War, too, but that doesn't mean they'll ever be anything but powerless morons who couldn't get it done then can't get it done now and will never get it done.Jesus Christ you even said "Texas isn't the only state that wants to secede" when the article you posted states that the majority of the population of Texas doesn't want to secede. Shit like this is why you always lose the debate and the war, you don't live in reality.
>>13169259By not being into cosplay tier shit
>>13169234I'm searching for the problem, but it seems my magnifying glass can't magnify it
>>13169259You'll know when you're getting NTR'd by someone with a bigger wallet.
>>13169252Immediately after the war, Dodge proposed enslaving the Plains Indians and forcing them “to do the grading” on the railroad beds, “with the Army furnishing a guard to make the Indians work, and keep them from running away”. Union army veterans were to be the “overseers” of this new class of slaves. Dodge’s proposal was rejected; the U.S. government decided instead to try to kill as many Indians as possible.In his memoirs, Sherman has high praise for Thomas Clark Durant, the vice president of the Union Pacific Railroad, as “a person of ardent nature, of great ability and energy, enthusiastic in his undertaking”. Durant was also the chief instigator of the infamous Credit Mobilier scandal, one of the most shocking examples of political corruption in U.S. history. Sherman himself had invested in railroads before the war, and he was a consummate political insider, along with Durant, Dodge, and his brother, Senator John Sherman.President Grant made his old friend Sherman the army’s commanding general, and another Civil War luminary, General Phillip Sheridan, assumed command on the ground in the West. “Thus the great triumvirate of the Union Civil War effort,” writes Sherman biographer Michael Fellman, “formulated and enacted military Indian policy until reaching, by the 1880s, what Sherman sometimes referred to as ‘the final solution of the Indian problem’”.What Sherman called the “final solution of the Indian problem” involved “killing hostile Indians and segregating their pauperized survivors in remote places.” “These men,” writes Fellman, “applied their shared ruthlessness, born of their Civil War experiences, against a people all three [men] despised. . . . Sherman’s overall policy was never accommodation and compromise, but vigorous war against the Indians,” whom he regarded as “a less-than-human and savage race”What a hero
>>13169266The dude lives withing spitting distance of that creepy nudist colony out by Bee Cave. I find his entire gene pool suspect.
>>13169244CuddleDom please
If we're going to be giving history lessons, can we at least be doing it in the context of explaining to our waifus the horrors and workings of human war?
>>13168469I must be almost the only one that posts vampires and has one as waifu.
>>13169283Or we just tell /pol/ to fuck off.
>>13169274Great, now can you fuck off to /pol/ already?
>>13169244It disappoints me that we have yet to see a bald eagle Harpy with a stars and stripes bikini top, daisy dukes, and a cowboy hat.
>>13169285Are those bones, blades, or crystals around her neck?
>>13169266Getting this madAnon it says 37% agree Texas should secede if it wants toForgetting your roots
>>13169292We're close
>>13169257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpSBsUjY-0
>>13169274Source herehttps://books.google.com/books?id=iXLmCgRcGlMC&pg=PR17&lpg=PR17&dq=shermans+memoirs+final+solution&source=bl&ots=IWUqKCFG77&sig=Pf0FRWk4TXPntoRhjGIjnzAtzds&hl=en&sa=X&ei=9ugAVdCJK4H1oAShiIKwDg&ved=0CBwQ6AEwAA>>13169289"I hate the truth"
>Rejects from europe be sperging again.
>>13169283>You will never be a student of Meilin-Sensei's Chinese history class>She and her two other colleagues will never one day explain that you and three other classes are going outside to review the events of the Three Kingdoms Era>By reenacting it first hand>She will never call you her little Dun Ce, despite you not knowing what it means or entails
>>13169303Just report and ignore them.
>>13169249It's sad that some people genuinely think this way.
>/mgt/ discussing Monster Girls>Endless shitstorms ranging from Alps, Futa, to Collars, constant yelling "I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH">/mgt/ discussing politics>Calm and civil discussion with posts citing facts and reasonable debateDo you think Monster Girls would be like us? Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuck, yet being able to have rational intelligent discussion about the South and the North?
What the fuck are you people doing this time?
>>13169301>putting words in my mouthNice strawman faggot, you have an entire board to bitch about this shit, so fuck off and do it there.
>>13169301>"I hate the truth"Not him but i just don't care.I mean, i like history normally, i usually find this sort of stuff interesting it just doesn't belong in /mgt/
>>13169272When monstergirls start falling over themselves to get a man, traditional gold digging would become almost impossibleThe transitional period would be interesting, where girls realize that if they want a boyfriend they'll have to be direct about it, and playing hard to get will just see the guy snatched away by a girl telling him that it's wrong to try and guilt someone into having more sex, but she thinks he's pretty cute and has a better match libido-wise
>>13169304This sounds potentially lewd.
>>13169310Can't trust anyone, man.
>>13169272Found the beta.
>>13169312>Calm and civilAre high mate?
>>13168234>>13168508Ayyyy I’m losing so much sleep.People wrote..Someone wanted a apophis mistress, and he got itMG poetryA god given buttslutWe summon the nyanonSpacewormsBroken MGs gets a huge update.SO. MANY. MAIDS.bullyingI receive a zombie and a depressed echidnaGo to bar, get werewolfCold nove-well actually it’s marchCharon hosts the newskikimora gonna beat yo ass with her assBarometz wants me to dom her.We fought about..not being /v/spongebobAmerican immigration policies, of all thingssandworms being anglerfishMGQ and robotsLOL BOB HIGHJACKA futa hellhound storyWe talked about..Hotline MG: nobody replied editionhow to survive the futacat apocalypseMG love pillows, our parents must be so proudbullying fat peopleEVERYBODY GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY alsoBUFF THE LMGS ALREADY Which MH girl wud u fug?paladin girls should wear better armorShrek cannonHow MG is to M?Tumor pawsdogs are betterRemoving virginity with russian-mg kebabLike the NSA, but with crazy MGsImp rush!Let’s ghettodad an MGHarpy mating seasonWe’re gonna make robot MGs, just you waitELH cometh!LDR cometh!oh look they get along again. you 2 shud fugpurple.How much we want to be slavestomboy alpPeople drew..Jeesus how many brown mg edits is that guy gonna doMore colorization, done by anon...Is anyone even using the requests pastebin?more color editstk-raid cometh
>>13169310It's sad that there are people in this thread that are still attracted to 3D womenIt's sad that there are 3D women in this thread
>>13169316Are you frustrated? Troubled? "I don't agree with what you said""Strawman" lol
>>13169293They look like blades to me.
>>13169313Some autists are having a slappy-fight over the Civil War and stuff.
>>13169250Since I'm shit at fighting, I volunteer to be beaten up in place of my waifu!
>>13169324>implying you're alphakek.
>>13169331That's really dangerous
>>13169334I'll take that as a yes.
>>13169327>AyyyyFuck off already, especially if you're going to recall inflammatory topics in your recaps.
>>13169318You're right arguing about the past with strangers on the internet on 4chan isn't a good use of timeCentaurs are shit
>>13169327
>>13169338For you.
>>13169344What if we all did a Vocaroo of everyone in the thread doing their best "Awoooo"That'd be fun!
>>13169340No, you can take it as a fuck off.I don't have to take this shit from a mangina white knight
>>13169327>Tomboy alpwut?
>>13169328Do you ever wonder 3D girls don't like you because you're a terrible person?
>>13169348No.
>>13169348That'd be cringe-worthy as fuck.
>>13169312>Do you think Monster Girls would be like us? Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuckWe've been over this before, anon. The answer is yes.
>>13169342Meh. If you don't like what I'm doing, that's fine, but I just hope someone else does.>>13169348That probably won't go well>>13169350We discussed whether or not a tomboy alp or a tsun vampire (or something, I can't remember) would be preferable, and then fought about it.
>>13169340Not everyone can be alpha anon, it's just not in most of our genesand i would rather fully lose myself in escapism than than have my money leached on by someone who's in a position to easily take it and get away with it.Someone who wont even feel guilty about it because that's just how the world works.>>13169352Plenty of 3D women like me anon, I have several female friends, i'm just not interested in dating them
I hope you faggots get hit by a truck.
>>13169349Are you gay?
>>13169352You appear lost newfriend, here are places you can properly discuss 3DPD.>>>/r9k/>>>/soc/
>>13169366Anon don't be a Rudy Rude Rooster
>>13169364>and i would rather fully lose myself in escapismMe too.>than have my money leached on by someoneYou'd have to be a fucking retard for that to happen to you.>because that's just how the world works.And you're better than this because...?
>>13169367Since I'm in a monster girl thread, I obviously must be.Idiot.
>>13169358>There are Monster Girls who wouldn't like otaku boyShit tastes
>>13169321You and your classmates will never be led under the Ryu, Jinko and Phoenix teachers to engage in playwars against the yellow-scarfed students led by Dark Priest-Sensei>Then later banding together to defeat the Orc gym teacher the next week>It's announced that week that one of the teachers will be wearing a red scarf around their arm, and that the class to retrieve it will get a pizza party in their honor that week>The ascot in question is being worn by the Ushi-Oni from Home Ec.
>>13169276>Going to wake you up with a blowjobSource.Please.This looks wonderful.>>13169285Oh? Apparently. Don't see many posts about Vampire Waifus.Fine, fine taste though anon.
>>13169327These recaps used to get a lot more replies-did everyone run away after that one big fight?
>>13169274Delete image
>>13169366I hope i get hit by a truck too, i'm too much of a coward to do it myself
>>13169370Maybe I will once you faggots stop existing.
>>13169369since those boards are full of desperate bitches talking about how mean girls are for not liking them i'm pretty sure you'd fit there more :^)
>>13169384we breathe the same air, anon
>>13169385Feminist pls.>>>/tumblr/
>>13169374Calm down beta bitch.
>>13169333Are you sure?The punishment that awaits you is that which is recounted in the Book of Apophis. And then some.
>>13169384You claim to hate us "faggots" yet, here you are....
>>13169389>Using feminist as an insultYeah OK, go home nerd. >>>/r9k/
>>13169390Whatever you say omega.
>>13169389Just laying down facts here, friend. No need to resort to your boogeyman.
>>13169312>Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuckWhat would the factions be?Girls who want a quiet, shy boy to abduct, romance, or both versus those who want a fiery boy who fights back?And then some who want a human boy to dom them, followed by a pointless shitstorm over whether a human boy could ever dom a monstergirl>"they're so much weaker than us, it just isn't possible">"It's all about mindset! If I had one of those aggressive boys, I'd just be submissive for him!">"Human boys would only be aggressive pushing back against you, so that wouldn't work"Meanwhile, everyone ignores the monstergirls posting that they're sure there are plenty of human boys with all sorts of different personalities to suit any girl's tastes, and that the information from the scrying teams will only describe the general tendencies of boys in each region while glossing over exceptions
>>13169391I've never read that, but surely it can't be too bad, right?I'd be willing to do anything, as long as it let my waifu smile!
>>13169395Defending feminism>>>/out/ land whale neckbeard
>>13169395>Implying it isn't an insult>using "nerd"As I've said: >>>/tumblr/
>>13169396
>>13169395There's a difference between being a person of equality, and a feminist.Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
>>13169342Out of curiosity, would you even care if they were dropped? It's not like 4chan to change it's tune no matter what happens
>>13169395But it is an insult.It's an ideology that mirrors ideologies like Jihad, where everyone has to think how I think or else, because I'm right. It's just that instead of beheading people, feminists try to make people behead themselves by ruining their lives and trying to drive them to suicide.
>>13169373>You'd have to be a fucking retard for that to happen to you.I agree, but i would rather not deal with the whole mess entirely>And you're better than this because...?I don't understand the question, are you saying that i would do the same thing if i was in that position? I don't know, I'd like to think i wouldn't, i've seen what it does to people, to friends and family, even if i got a fat paycheck for it i don't think i could live with myself.
>>13169398>factsWhich you base on nothing, but please, do continue.
Guys pls can we get back on topicmonster girls
>>13169404
go educate yourselves on feminism from actual websites and not places full of retards like tumblr you beta mongoloids
>>13169400This sounds accurate.What fetishes would be hated on?
>>13169402>>13169403>>13169405>>13169407hahahahaha, yeah OKand you wonder why real women want nothing to do with you nerdsask your mother what she thinks of what you think women should be and see if she slaps you
>>13169393I keep coming back because I always hope today's the day you shitheads finally leave for good.I can't wait for that day.
>>13169396>omegaBut that's good anonBetas are the people that go >tfw no gfand whine about being friend zoned and shitOmega is when you've moved past that and don't feel the need for real human interaction anymore
>>13169401>Spitting Upon Apep>Stomping on Apep with the Left Foot>Taking a Lance to Smite Apep>Placing Apep in Chains>Taking a Knife to Smite Apep>Putting Fire Upon ApepAll of these things and more will be brought upon you should you replace her for the night.Are you sure?
>>13169417>>13169420Sorry, but people are sick of your womens advocate nonsense.At least be honest about only caring for your own gender.
>>13169419NTR, Scat, Mindbreak, Guro, yaoi, human women, pussyboys
>>13168490Is it too late to apply for a different mistress?
>>13169420Get a load of this white knight
>>13169417To be honest, most self proclaimed feminists aren't real equalist feminists, even the top ones who control the national dialogue. So why should anyone make the distinction colloquially?
>>13169408Your post makes it sounds like you think you're above the average person.I'm sorry for assuming stuff but you know what I mean.>>13169429>At least be honest about only caring for your own gender.Stop trying to justify your own actions by projecting them onto people you disagree with.
>>13169437>inb4 "B-but thats not real feminism"
>>13169327>Dogs are betterBetter believe it.
>>13169420My mother thinks women today are huge piles of shit who shouldn't have rights because their abuse of those rights has done severe harm to society. :^)
>>13169431>SpoilerI think cuntboys is the official term, but yeah, that sounds accurate. Their version of futa, with the opposite being less hated, if only because no one ever brings it up because of sheer irrelevance. Same could be said of yuri.Other than that, it'd be mostly the same I suppose...what would their version of Frontgina-a-shit be?
>>13169440Who are you quoting?
>>13169437>>13169440ideologies aren't black and whitethere's something called branches, kids
>>13169438>Gets called out>"Nuh uh, you're just projecting"And that's why no one takes you seriously.
>>13169447Shut up dweeb
>>13169419>>13169431Don't forget that one MG that won't stop talking about killing HBs>Wow, look at how soft HBs look, i would totally kill one if i could >thread explodes >Ya, i would probably twist his neck or something, i wouldn't even fuck him first>all of that semen totally wasted
>>13169446Their "No true scotsman" defense>>13169447>kidsWell, aren't you full of yourself?
>>13169444She should look at some of the original suffragettes then. Advocacy groups are always full of extremists nuts even when they're right and doing something good.
>>13169448But that's exactly what projecting is.You're justifying your own cynical views by saying everyone else does the same, which is obviously not true.
>>13169426>Spitting Upon ApepA little rude but OK>Stomping on Apep with the Left FootAgain, more hurtful emotionally than painful, but I'll live>Taking a Lance to Smite ApepWait how did we go from stepping to lances? Jesus, now that'd be painful.>Placing Apep in ChainsOh, now that's a bit kinky, what'll she do to me then?>Taking a Knife to Smite ApepWell that's not kinky at all.>Putting Fire Upon ApepGoodness, that would be painful.Still, it's only during the night right? And only for a few years, that's not too bad. I'd gladly do it for my waifu. Besides, I'm sure after the first few nights you barely notice it anymore.I hope that by doing so I can make my Apophis Waifu smile during the night!
>>13169442My man!
>>13169453>Their "No true scotsman" defenseOk dude.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_movements_and_ideologies>Well, aren't you full of yourself?Good going ignoring an entire post because of that.
>>13169455Well, call me when NOW stops fucking fathers over.Until then, you and your overprivileged sisters can go fuck yourself.
I hope these threads get banned off of this board too.
>>13169442>That gapLord help me
>>13169445Horsefucker pls, frontgina is the savior of the centaur race.
Notto dissu shitto again
I want to take a bunch of girblilu venom and use a fairy as an onahole Immediately afterwards
>>13169431>>13169419>Everyone has to learn to stop replying to the ass posting that doujin where a human girl NTR's the protagonist and steals her boyfriendFollowed by two hundred posts of distraught handwringing and reactionary SHUT THE FUCK UPs in response to>Threadly reminder that proactively dating your human boy would make him a mindbroken shell with nothing left of the qt you fell in love with
These threads are like a rancid mix of /pol/, /r9k/ and /v/.This shit doesn't even feel like /jp/.
>>13169473Doubt it. No where else to go. maybe /d/ but I dunno. We'd have to be a lot more excepting of futa if we went there.
>>13169486Well, everything was sorta fine until /pol/-san and tumblr-kun showed up.
>>13169486That's because right now it isn't I blame this time on cat shit
>>13169488You except futa enoughyou'd have to learn to accept it though
>>13169470If I could do something against that then trust me, I would.
>>13169488The issue with /d/ isn't even the futa or fetishes, its the fact that the thread would be infinity picdumps and nothing else because that's what /d/ is
>>13169497Words are cheap.If there's one thing about people that I've learned it's this:Watch what they do, not what they say.
>>13169488I wish we could go back to /a/ Threads would end faster and mods would actually have to clean shit like this upHell i wish MGs where less popular againthese threads will never be friendly and slow as fuck again
>>13169377>You and your squad composed of you, three guys and four monstergirls has been successful in dispatching several other units like yours in trying to find Ms. Buta>One of your friends even admits getting curious about finding the red scarf>After consulting the other members of your small squad, you decide to find the scarf before anyone else can>Out of anyone else, the eight of you think you're capable of it>Until you see something crashing through the school campus>Knocking boys and girls alike across the battlefield in the distance>It's Ms. Gretchen, the Ushi-Oni>And she's not wearing her limiter seal today>DONOTPURSUE.gif
>>13169481You want manticore barbs, girtablilu venom paralyzes you and makes you more sensitive to pleasure.
>>13169508A holier-than-thou attitude doesn't do anything, either.
>>13169497No you fucking wouldn't you lying cunt.
>>13169492They have a love-hate relationship
>>13169509You can always go to 4+4chan.They're really slow and shitty there.
>>13169522It's fine. At least here it's fast and shitty.
>>13169517Exactly what I expected.Good day to you.
>>13169509>mods on /a/>doing shit>wanting to go back to that hellhole>>13169488>>13169494>futa>vore >monsterboys>unbirthThis kills the thread.
>>13169526What else did you expect? To give you my other cheek?
>>13169524When it comes to shit, I prefer it fast and painless too.
>>13169509>will never be friendly againIt amuses me that even as you say this, the next time I contribute something you may very well be one of the people who tell me to fuck off or change or whatever. Friendliness is relative.
>>13169527Wouldn't kill it anymore than bitching about feminism and 3dpd does.
Changing the subjectWhat Monster Girl do you wish to impregnate and why?
>>13169510>Not just polishing your shota charm and asking her nicely with puppy dog eyes
>>13169522I've been/monster/ is a shithole and cripplecock is running the website to the ground also there /a/ is filled with retards /v/tards, and people who don't understand why shitposting is a bad thing the only thing it had going for it is claude is running it
>>13169535>this is what /d/fags actually believe
>>13169536Ryu because I want to swim with the daughteru at the beacheru
>>13169542There's also /mg/Spoiler:It's not that much better.
>>13169531I have never told anyone to fuck off and i think the only criticism i've ever given was with that one inccubised veteran story where i stayed the MGs where acting a little bit too bitchy
>>13169536All of them, and then I want to skip town and spend the rest of my life staying one step ahead of them, moving from place to place.I am nigger kun.
>>13169480This is nice.Where can I get more of this?
>>13169542They later kicked that board owner out and replaced him when users began to complain about him. Now it's really just slow. Not garbage, but not good either. OK I guess.
Is it wrong I'm getting tired of /v/-tier bullshit and just want you nerds (calling you this affectionately) to stop hating girls for whatever unreasonable reasons you may have? I don't even join these "arguments" but I felt like saying this.I feel like the young kid in a family reunion having to listen to their racist grandpa and their sexist uncle while trying to enjoy dinner.
>>13169536This >>13169552 except with a Hellhound.
>>13169558/monster/? i was just on there a week ago and i saw him with his name and the board owner tag
>>13169378http://g.e-hentai.org/g/645190/f9c5e9b650/
>>13169452>When the others girl reply she says that human men are all no good sluts anyway>Starts ranting about how she would kill them, mindbreak the strong ones before humiliating and killing them.>Anger posts intensify>She pays a drawfag to make a picture of a beaten, naked, and crying human boy getting stabbed >Thread never recovers, is firebombed by the janitor
>>13169559If girls weren't so shit-tier I wouldn't have to despise them so much. The majority of them are simply vapid, uninteresting people.
>>13169559>unreasonable>assumptionsJust stop.
>>13169571what makes you think you're any different
>>13169542>>13169548It's exactly like we've said here numerous times. There's not enough content to support more than one slightly overstuffed thread, let alone a whole board.So the result is just a mostly empty, dead board, with a few various fetish image dumps, and a few slow discussion boards which barely actually talk because they have to stick to a singular "Topic".
>>13169515You are correct sir,That little fairy is gonna be a balloon filled with pearly white when I'm done
>>13169550Well, still someone is doing that. It is funny to think about these things-it's one of the very unique things about these types of website. I can make a name for myself here, metaphorical and literal, and then leave it.And after I do so, people may reminisce or rejoice at the thought that I am gone, saying in years to come, "boy, im glad that faggot left" and then I'm actually right here, talking to you. Just like how we never see inari anymore- but then again maybe you're inari! Maybe I'm inari! WE JUST DON'T KNOW.>>13169559dude this is 4chan. Misogyny and existence are hand in hand.
>>13169559Do you know where you are? Are you the feminism troll? I'm not even one of the 3DPDfags, but, do you know the hell I caught for suggesting to an anon that he get a girlfriend. Thatshit was brutal, just a torrent of aggressiveness and self pity, HOLY SHIT.It needs to be said again. Do you know where you are?
>>13169568Thank you anon!
>>13169536My waifu. I want for the both of us to take fertility drugs before engaging in romantic cuddle sex. Hours later, we would both be exhausted, and she roll on top of me and kiss me, telling me I'll be a great father.It's a nice feeling.
>>13169577What how dare you I'm the most interesting person etc etc. Outside of wanting to fuck them I'd rather not associate with them. They'd just rather not associate with me at all. I can live with it.
>>13169579Are you gonna bounce her on your hand and give her a few gentle squeezes?
>>13169583>Are you the feminism troll?That's the first thing I said I wasn't.>>13169582>>13169583>Do you know where you are?>dude this is 4chan.I want this meme to die.>>13169594Fair enough.
>>13169536>>13169536All of them except A Cait Sith who has a muzzle or fur.All she gets is to become the family medicine ball.Although I may get a few toys for her and leave them on for a day or twoThat should set her straight
>>13169600>I want this meme to die.It's not a meme dickass, it's the truth
>>13169456Fine.You will be taken into the shadow of night and be made to feel indescribable pain.Spears will puncture your organs, knives will rend your flesh, and chains will cut through your skin>Your very body will be purged in hellish fires, only for your flesh to be renewed to be destroyed again in hellish torture beyond the comprehension of even the demons of Hades>And then when morning comes, your beloved will weep with you cradled in her arms, your body exhausted, but renewed>She will kiss you tenderly as she holds your body to hers, and she'll apologize over and over again to you in her soft voice, telling you how she shouldn't have let you take her punishment for her>And yet you will endure>Again and again, for a month, then a year>Then before you know it, her sentence is over>And she will thank you for your selflessness, and ask that in return for your continued good will, that you take her as your wife
>>13169583"Dude just get a girlfriend."That's a really cruel thing to say to someone who is lonely.
>>13169578I actually went there telling them that and explained to them the reasoning behind it.I said that it would probably be better to make a thread on 8/a/ to give it more traffic and because their board was getting like a post per hour I ended up getting banned and the board owner threatened to dox me it think? I don't really know what he was implying there.But i saved most of the thread to post here in case anyone tried advertising
>>13169606It's a meme used to justify a board/thread's faults.Every time someone complains about shit like dumping, spamming or posting /b/-tier crap, they say exactly that, every time.
>>13169597You know it, although I may have to give belly a good rubbing as well.>Fairies, natures stress ball
>>13169488I doubt the threads would last long on /d/.They would finally die, and the anons would be split between IRC, /mgqg/, the MGE wiki and MGR
>>13169536I want want impregnate a Pharaoh while forcing an Apophis to watch
>>13169010Needs more bukake
>>13169600>He thinks it's a memeMy god, I would show you the cap from that thread if I could, I thought I understood the waifu thing until then. Some if these guys fucking mean it.
>>13169612But anyone here can! And I didn't say it like that.
>>13169626>Not having a waifunormie pls.
>>13169629And there you go, completely oblivious and insensitive. Are you still in highschool?
>>13169626Are you saying you don't? Why the fuck are you here?there are plenty of places for normalfags to go why do they always have to invade ours?
>>13169603Even a mantago?
Serious Question: How would your family react to your Monster Waifu? And would you need to move somewhere due to her needs (Reptile, Aquatic, etc.)
>>13169621This made me sad, because all those places suck.
>>13169639>normalfags to go why do they always have to invade oursThis is so fucking pathetic I'm actually laughing.>>13169629Even I think that's cruel.If it was that easy I'm pretty sure he'd already have a girlfriend, you know?
>>13169643Sure, I like mountains.Dude, don't post real monsters here.
>>13169641Even a mushroom
>>13169644Wouldn't happen. /jp/ mod loves monstergirls more than most people in here do.
>>13169639>there are plenty of places for normalfags to go why do they always have to invade ours?You aren't a special snowflake.
>>13168250Kuudere Black Dragon with nictitating membranes
>>13169643In all fairness, if I was presented the opportunity, I would move out of country to get away from my parents. They're bad people, no worse than average, no worse than me, but I need to get away from them. I don't like rich snobby types, but having a rich ass dragon waifu would certainly help things out- she could finance the construction of a house ten bajillion miles from my past. Maybe I could design it. on minecraft.because like hell if I can understand that autocad stuff
>>13169619>Just get finished with fairy waifu after a double dose of manticore venon>Her belly is the size of an orange and her eyes are glazed over from the afterglow.>Set her in her draing bowl and gently rub her belly as she slowly empties, watching
>>13169536My waifu. I want to nuzzle her swollen belly.And if Dragon, ravage her butthole as she lays an egg.
>>13169643My mother is really adamant about having mixed race grandchildren. My sister just had a baby whose father is the child of a Greek immigrant family fucking an Italian immigrant family, so he's basically Arab. Which is you want to be /pol/ is mixed race I guess.She'd love a little Kikimora coming to visit I'd imagine. Especially because she'd get to be lazy and let someone else clean the house.
>>13169630>>13169639I do, but, how do I explain...Does your waifuism rule your life? Do you do the valentine's thing? Do you hold conversations with her?>invadingI wager I've been here longer than you junior.>normie>believing this is an insultOh no! I cam interact with people without repelling them or weirding them out! Women aren't afraid to approach me and mothers aren't afraid to leave their children near me! What a nightmare!>>13169636Self pity kun pls. I'm not gonna coddle you because so many of you hate yourselves. Unless you weigh 500 pounds, have a club foot or are crippled from the neck down, there is no reason you can't get what you want. BUCK THE FUCK UP!
>>13169622>I've called you to my office because I've taken a particular interest in you.>Let's see. "Social Aptitude: Average.">"Athletic Ability: Below Average.">"GPA: 4.02"...I do admire smart boys like you.>So, as a reward for your continued academic efforts, I, as the Student Council President, shall grant you one request of your choosing.>What shall it be?Keep in mind:The Anubis behind her chair is leering intensely at you. Any sexual requests won't fly with this jackal.
>>13169669While I agree with you on some things, I don't think that's the right attitude.You're only making them feel worse, which isn't helping at all.
>>13169669Thank you for demonstrating just how unaware a person can be of others.
>>13169671>EAT THESE EGGS
>>13169671I wanna dick the anubutt.
>>13168250I just want to bully my Dragon waifu until she pouts and smoke comes out her nose, is that so wrong?
>>13169671>Sure, drink any of these drinks. I won't say what's in them.>Pull out a red, blue, and green jar.Red is liquified raging mushroomBlue is the sabbaths new Loli potionGreen is milk. Regular old milk with no additional properties.Other than the giant bee honey
>>13169609It is only natural for a man to endure pain for their waifu.
>>13169674They wouldn't believe me anyway.>>13169675>woe me
>>13169683Only if its wrong me to give Srakka, the red terror and living flame, a big ol plate of Loli cookies
>>13169671>"I'd like a date with the girl glaring at me from behind you, if at all possible."
>>13169692Only if you bully her afterwards.
>>13169669But tough guy-kun, what if I just want to be left alone, seeing as I don't actually like people?
>>13169669>I wager I've been here longer than you junior.>juniorthis alone make that hard to believe and makes you sound like a retard I don't do the valentines thing i think it's stupid, and talking to an inanimate object is retarded.I interact with her through lucid dreams You also don't seem to understand what a normie is.I doesn't matter what you look like or what other people think of you. It's your mindset, Looking at the average or what the average person aspires too just because it's normal and judging your life's success on how well you're achieving that is what makes you a normalfag.I don't care if you're some fucking 7 foot sex god that's buff as fuck, if you can see a person who has different life goals and thinks that's fine, and doesn't shit on them for that, it's fine
>>13169643I have no idea how they'd react at first. I think they'd come to accept her over time though. I think they'd just be happy that I found someone really.I just remembered my mom hates snakes, so that might be a problem
>>13169697>stwap it!! I'm the tewwor that owns da skwies! Not some widdle welp to cawwy under your arm!>Stwap petting me!
>>13169688This insufferable attitude and inability to comprehend even basic psychology makes me think you're straightestshota.
>>13169705>Yes.jpg
>>13169671A ton of money and a kikimora maid. Busty, if you would.
>>13169708Aren't those two requests? Just ask her for a wealthy kiki, who you'd wife later.
>>13169707>Her tiny chest starts rumbling, the draconic equivalent of a pure.>Happy? Why would I be happy? You...Buwwy!
Surely Monstergirls wouldn't take advantage of a tired, out-of-focus dude who hasn't slept in days, right?
>>13168410.less, Apothecary - ApophisBob, Zhana - Anubis (I think?)ELH - CinderDonitor, Ovaries - ManticoreInarikitsune - Alps, is an AlpNyanon - Any form of rodent girl, he's like the goddamned Ron Jeremy of rodentsKitsoviet, CommercialAnon - KitsunesCaptain - Lady Liberty, and his irl wifeLDR - >Is a shePennywise - RusalkaPeterdnzl - Jinko, Slav JinkoNegaWalker - Too irrelevant to care about
>>13169700Then that's your choice, but don't vomit how lonely you are all over the threads then.>>13169701okay?
At first I was angry.Then I was disappointed.Now I feel depressed.I wish all of you could reach happiness and realize anything you might be doing wrong.>>13169700You must like people if you're still here, right?
>>13169713
>>13169706Not him though.What am I not understanding? Enlighten me.
>>13169378>Fine, fine taste though anonLate as fuck but thanks, anon.
Uh Oh! Your Farm daughterus all storm in and ask who you think is the fluffiest among them?How do you respond?
>>13169716>don't vomit how lonely you are all over the threads thenGood thing I'm not then.>>13169717Well, humans are social animals, so I do need to "socialize" in some form or another, even if I couldn't give two shits about people.
>>13169714They would take advantage by cuddling him to sleep. So he would be ready for sex in the morning
>>13169718It would only get better when her sister comes to visit.
>>13169715There are many inaccuracies here
>>13169726All aboard the bully train, the more the merrier.
>>13169715>Zhana>Implying people know or care who that isJust say Anubisfucker, Dragonslut or Anonlich.
>>13169723The fluffiest is clearly my waifu
>>13169715>.less>ApophisI know he's drawn some lovely ones as of late, but I'm still quite certain that .less' waifu is either a Manticore, or an Angel.
>>13169730>tfw you never namefag because of stuff like thisHah, you'll never know that it was me Austin.
>>13169723Tell them that their mother's got them beatBut when they grow up, the'll be as fluffy as her. Hell, you might even surpass her fluff one day!
>>13168410Loen is a snakefag
If your waifus were real they'd be disappointed in you.It's never too late to become a better person.
>>13169715What about that one guy who does those teacher stories?
>>13169739Who?>Here'sYourReply.jpg
>>13169701So when you say normie, you mean average person? Job, wife, kids, friends? People who want/have those things?
>>13169727Well I know I pegged Donitor and Ovaries right because those two faggots circlejerk about tailpussies
>>13169727I guess this just means we need to go over the rururus again.
>>13169750That's because tailpussies and manticores are the best.
>>13169723The fluffiest farm is obviously cotton patch chan.
>>13169748My bad, I thought that reference was widely known.
>>13169749I mean people who value their and everyone else's worth on if they have those things
>>13169746I wouldn't have one anyway.
>>13169760That's your definition though, normie is no catch all.>not at the very least not being a parasiteI guess I am a normalfag then.
>>13169756>Implying moe faggots like Bollocks and Don aren't ruining Manticores when they're literally vicious man-eating whores>Sung about by Daryll Hall and John Oates
>>13169711Anbutt pls, curb your autism.
>>13169769>Getting mad when someone has a different idea of what a girl is than youI'll take my tender femdom, thanks
>>13169728>Knock on the door, a gentle tap that almost blows it off the hinges.>Its her "little" sister Feya, the red dawn and Lady of Ash, standing 8ft tall (an inch shorter then anons wife) with thick, corded muscles, blazing golded eyes and grand G-cups (One size bigger than said wife though her hips and ass are nowhere near as nice)>"Geetingd manling," she says, her voice feral sounding with wisps of smoke trailing from her mouth "Have you seen my elder sister? We were going to plunder th Ga-">Her eyes widen as she see's anons tiny wife held in his arms, a look of pure bliss on her face as he scratches the base of her horns with a free hand.>The laughter was so loud it frightened the neighborhood werewolves
>>13169776More like i'm getting mad because for all the stupid shit the latter idiot spouts, he never follows up with it
>>13169701>achievement is bad>being a respectable person is something to be looked down onCan't see straight.jpg
>>13169777Let's hope he took pictures too.
>>13169784He worded it badly yes, but I think the point was more that being a "Normie" is bad for caring what others think, and doing things to satisfy them, rather than doing things for your own sake.
>>13169787>Tiny red dragon with a dopey grin on her face and her eyes half closed in bliss.There goes my heart
A lavagolem and a yuki-ona singing this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk
>>13169798shall we put it in the requests page?
>>13169795You didn't need it anyway.Get a robot heart instead. It'll also pump the nanomachines.
>>13169806 Well, I did use to play college ball you know.Could have even gone pro
>110 images already>not even 1000 post inWhat the fuck happened?
>>13169828They don't delete their reaction/off-topic pics.
>>13169828People don't delete their shit, that's what happened.
>>13169828I blame the tanukis.Remember Anon, the only good one is a chubby one. It means she can't run away as quickly when thou try to pollute her prestigious lineage with your mongrel seed
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
Armpit fur. Thoughts?
>>13169842Turn off.
>>13169842inta da trash
>>13169842Nope.
>>13169842No I'm good thanks
>>13169791yes, thank you
>>13169842Needs to be trimmed. A well trimmed shrubbery is a good shrubbery.Especially when it's right by the front door
>>13169842No.
>>13169841>>13169160Getting hit by all the classics today
>>13169842No, I also want my landing strip.
>>13169842Nope. The only place I like hair is down there.
>>13169842I prefer my girls to only have hair at the top of their head with yetis being the exception also her tits are too torpedoy
>>13169828Oh god I hope this means the fucking thread dies quicker.
>>13169842Hell no.>>13169862>wanting funky ass hair
>>13169842If she didn't sweat it'd be fine. Unfortunately she does, so that means it's going to be constantly damp and stinky. She'd need to shave it.
>>13169842Short and neat, if at all. A perfect landing strip or feathery frame of fuzz isn't disliked, either.I'm fine with it mostly, just so long as I don't get anything in my mouth.
>>13169870No, we'll just lose the use of images to distract from shitstorms the fast we lose the eyecandy we're fucked
>>13169875>>13169875>so that means it's going to be constantly damp and stinkyas if that's a bad thing
>>13169870It doesn't, it means that we will linger, in an imageless hell, for days, if it keeps up.
Would you a Conservative Christian Succubus?>"Hey Anon! It's Sunday!">"Ready to go to church with me?">"You promised you would, remember?">"Hey anon, you want to stop by the range with me after school?">"You do have a gun, right anon?">"Hey Anon! I'm going down to the polling place so I can vote in the GOP primaries.">"Wanna come with?">"You're a registered Republican, aren't you anon?">"Hey Anon! You've got your drivers license, right?">"You do? Sweet! Me and a few of the girls were going to go bomb the abortion clinic downtown after school.">"Wanna be our getaway driver?"
>>13169880
>>13169884Absolutely disgusting.
Kloah when?
>>13169884No amount of pussy is worth this shit.
>>13169880Gross.
ITS HAPPENINGITS FUCKING HAPPENINGGUESS WHATS HAPPENING
>>13169884>That moment when she finds out I volunteer as a non-partisan pollworker.>>13169894If this is about the EMG anime, I'm way ahead of ya.
>>13169894You're finally coming out of the closet?
>>13169894What's happening?>>13169899WHAT.
>>13169894You've finally grown some pubes?
>>13169899>>13169894>EMG AnimeIt's fucking happening?One Punch Man, Dumpire, and now EMG?
>>13169894Nothing?Sidenote: Why are small girls so great when they're chubby?
>>13169880I guess if that's what you like, but I view pubic hair and most bodily scents as horrifying. Having to shave pubic hair is such a pain, though. Especially ass hairs. tfw knick your asshole with the razorblade
>>13169910>Shaving your ass hairsFor what cause?
>>13169905>>13169908>>13169899There's one article claiming it on some nip siteThe only comments are saying "give a source"
>>13169894>https://forums.hummingbird.me/t/monster-musume-no-iru-nichijou-manga-gets-tv-anime-adaptation/22779Yesits happening
>>13169913When it's nice and smooth it feels good, man.
>>13169880[puking violently]
>>13169894>>13169915Delete your fucking images.
>>13169884>"Hey Anon! It's Sunday!">"Ready to go to church with me?">"You promised you would, remember?"That doesn't sound that bad. Kind of cute, actually. I've never been to church before though.>"Hey anon, you want to stop by the range with me after school?">"You do have a gun, right anon?"Uh, wait a second.>"Hey Anon! I'm going down to the polling place so I can vote in the GOP primaries.">"Wanna come with?">"You're a registered Republican, aren't you anon?"I'm not sure that's->"Hey Anon! You've got your drivers license, right?">"You do? Sweet! Me and a few of the girls were going to go bomb the abortion clinic downtown after school.">"Wanna be our getaway driver?"ABORT. ABORT NOW.
>>13169915My main concern now is the voice actors, this is the first time I've cared about how well they cast their voices.
>>13169915This can't be real.
>>13169884>Southern>Not being an old school Southern Democrat, the last of a dying breed, abandoned by the party decades ago>Not shooting for fun at the farm or hunting instead of some lifeless range>Strait ticket voting>Pro life instead of personal rights>Also, not having her mention Wednesday church when normal people don't mind going on SundayI'm a pretty good guy but I'd eat a big fucking steak in front of her right now even though it's Lent.
>>13169915Ohhh, boy oh BOY!I can't wait to watch this in a dark basement where nobody can find me.
>>13169924>>ABORT. ABORT NOW.TOO LATE, THEY'RE BLOWING UP THE CLINIC THIS AFTERNOON! CONTRACEPT, CONTRACEPT!
>>13169915>July release dateHappy birthday to me.If this is real.
>>13169925I want Marina Inoue to voice Cerea.And Asami Sanada to voice Miia.
>>13169915>>13169929>>13169925>>13169926>>13169935TLfag already said the japanese page cites no actual sources, and there's no other articles anywhere.No new promo images either, just scans of the tank covers.It'd be great if it's real, but I won't hold my breath.
>>13169924>Not wanting to shoot guns>Not wanting to be a get-away driverCASUALS
>>13169915Yay, more harem shit...
>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNsIt's just lewds man. Just a Greyguardy 3k chunk of lewds. Hopefuly the dialog isn't too cringe worthy. If it is I may need to rework it. I'm pretty tired. MC-kun fucks a malnourished necromancer zombie into a wight. Lots of magically assisted cum inflation. Because Wights do that sort of thing. And I dunno. Happenings next, but not now. I need sleep. comments and criticisms are vastly welcome as always.>Update from line 2414
>>13169884>MFW she's ostracized because she's a Succubus>MFW it causes her physical pain to be on sanctified ground>MFW blushing bride Succubutt's face when she's fidgeting and using the spade of her tail to hide her womanhood from you on a rose sprinkled bed for your honeymoon>MFW your sweat cooling in the summer evening as she snuggles up to you, a small spattering of blood on the bedsheets from her hymen being broken, your man-seed dripping out of her>MFW the entire act was in the missionary position, yours eyes locked and your hands held, with the lights off>MFW I have no face
>>13169947You're the man, man.
>>13169937The .tv site was registered by Toho last month. That's a decent indication to me.
>>13169948>succubus>that isn't an alice>hymenScowlng Joker.jpg
>>13168244Main page got updatedhttp://mon110.sakura.ne.jp/mong/top.html
>>13169842I wouldn't mind if she let it grow out every so often, and then she got nice and sweaty, and I'd sniff her potent, hair armpit stench, and rub my dick and soak her armpit fur in cum.I prefer shaven in general though.
>>13169938I'm fine with shooting guns. I mean, I wouldn't go down to a range as a regular social thing, but there's nothing about propelling a mass of metal at over a thousand metres a second that isn't fun to me.>>13169948Sweetheart succubi never fail to be cute. I want to make a blueberry blush by kissing her spadetail.
>>13169957Hey man, I'm glad you think I'm the man. Let me know what you think about the wight's little speech at the end. I hope it wasn't too bad. I'm really fucking dead amd by brain went away and my dick was just making all the decisions there.
>>13169961And the first sex face we see of Luka is him being a squirmy little beta bitch.What else did I fucking expect.
>>13169958See, now that actually sounds a little promising.But an article reusing old images and giving no sources when the official site has no such news isn't something I'm going to believe by itself, so I'll wait before I think about getting hype.
>>13169947>Magically assisted cum inflationYou started this off with brutally ravishing a Lich, and now this?Maybe you should quit with the Epic Novel, and just write Undead Lewds. Cause damn, you're good at it.
>>13169972Him being a beta never bothered me, I'd be scared half to death if an unnaturally powerful monster attacked even if it seemed to want to bang me rather than kill me; what annoyed me was that he was dumb as a rock.Honestly it felt like the main reason Alice was ever tsun to Luka after the initial meetings was because she was about as annoyed by his denseness as I was.
>>13169977>You started this off with brutally ravishing a LichI did? I thought I started this of with being munched on in a cave by a murderfish? Unless you mean the beginning of this second paste which is just the continuation of the first. I thought he was gentle with Ela. Are you sure you have the right story?
>>13169986>Unless you mean the beginning of this second pasteYes, this is what I meant.>SpoilerWell, it's been a while since I read it, but still, I recall it being fairly hardcore. Though maybe it's more we're working off different personal definitions of "Brutal". Probably not the best word anyway.My point is, these undead sex scenes are fantastic.
>>13169995Thanks man. I appreciate it. Undead girls a best. I'm a little concerned the lewd is consuming me though. It just flows so much more easily than when I'm trying to progress the plot. Well hopefull these next few updates will be full of stimulating hacking and slashing and actions and burning swathes of undeads alive.
>>13170000Uh, burning them dead, I mean.
>>13170000>Burning swathes of undeads aliveA) >Hurting the Monster GirlsB) >Burning >Undead >Alive
>>13170007Yeah I should stop posting and sleep like I said I would.
>>13170005>>13170011Well, at least you corrected yourself there.But anyway, night then Peny.
You've just moved to Monster Girl City. Only to find out that your house is actually within the Undead Monster Girl district.Are you brave enough to go say hello to your neighbors? No matter how spooky they might be?Or maybe set up some defenses to keep the Zombie Girls at bay before night falls and they start breaking into your house looking for 'warm'?
>>13170033I plant a minefield in my front yard.
>>13170033>Undead Monster Girl DistrictThey are, by virtue of consistency, my favorite group of MGs.So I do not view this as a problem at all. I'd go out and say hi to all my neighbours!
>>13170033I love spooky, so sign me up. I'll monster mash with all of them.>>13170034That's unnecessarily cruel.
>>13170033I say high. Not that I really mind them.
>>13170033Step one: research spooky thingsStep two: acquire holy silver shotgun shells and firearm to shoot themStep three: acquire a bunch of wards and stuff for my property and self.Step four: pray I never need any of themStep five: greet the neighbors with a bright smileEh, it could work. hell if anyone's getting invited inside ever though.
>>13170033Board up the windows and keep a shotgun handy.
>>131700333spooky5me
>>13170033>Zombie girlsThey want brains, so I should be safe.
>>13170033Eh, it can't be too bad. I'll introduce myself to the neighbors. I can always upgrade my security if things go south.Actually, I might want to do that before the full moon. They'll understand.
>>13170033>talking to your neighboors in the first placeGood one.
>You'll never be abducted and held in a Manticore's 'love dungeon'>She'll never treat you just nice enough to make you angry about your kidnapping, but also think that should could be treating you worse>She'll never ignore you for long stretches of time then come to you when you feel you're about to break and give you her touch and little morsels of kindness>This will never continue until you find yourself loving her and wanting to be with her even when the shackles are removed>She'll never give you daily and nightly milkings, not so tenderly until you can only think of her and her tail;_;
>>13170033I'll befriend the Lich neighbor and see what happens from there.
>>13170033Definitely go say hello to everyone. Undead are pretty great.
>>13170051Fuck off Bob.
>>13170051I'm sure this is bait, but I don't care, it's hot.Stockholm Syndrome is the shit.
>>13170052She'll call you up and offer you payment to take place in "experiments"
>>13170033>Skeleton butler arrives at your door with an invitation.>Ask who sent it.>He points to the gigantic mansion on the hill overlooking the rest of the district.>When you turn to look at it, lightning strikes in the background and bats fill the night sky.>He bows and walks off.Do you accept the invitation?
>>13170048>Not being friendly with at least one neighborReally sick and bedridden? They wonder why they haven't seen Anon in a while and come over to check. They let themselves in with the key you gave them and hey look at that, now you've got someone to get you water so you don't dehydrate, and help you get out of bed and into the bath.Plus if your home gets broken into, neighbors who think you're just that creepy anti-social guy aren't going to give a fuck, but the neighbor you know will call the police.
>>13170066Ask the Skeleton if he owns a Top HatNever accept an invitation from a Skeleton with a Top Hat, otherwise you'll be out for quite a while.
>>13170066What could go wrong?
>>13170066Nobody in their right mind would get involved in this cartoon bullshit.
>>13170052You. You and I think similarly.>>13170060I ask her how much and if she'd be interested in going on a date in lieu of the first payment.
>>13170069>actually trusting other peopleThey're more likely to steal your shit than help you.
>>13170066No question. Yes. Do it.>>13170069I don't know about them helping when sick, but it really is better to know at least ONE person around you. Don't want your corpse stinking things up if you suddenly die and nobody notices for a while.
>>13170069>They let themselves in with the key you gave themI don't remember giving them that.
>>13170066I see if I can find who lives in that house in the neighborhood directory.
>>13170057Why do you think it's bait?I just want to be abducted while I'm walking to the store to buy some groceries and taken back to her love cave. The shackles and chains may hurt a bit, but they're for my own good. She can't have me running away on her!I like to think it's because she's as lonely as I am.
>>13170092If you really aren't baiting, than you have great tastes, and are my nigga. Enjoy your dom lonely Christmas Cake.
>>13170090>"Let's see... Hmm... Yeah, that sounds like a Vampire name."
>>13170081Anon, not every neighborhood is like Detroit.Plus:>Anon catches pneumonia>Vampire across the street that Anon's batsat for a few times is concerned about his disappearance>Comes over, lets herself in with the key>Finds Anon sick as a dog in bed>She draws a bath for him and helps him into it to help him cool down>She washes him>She helps him back to bed and nurses him>A couple days later he's starting to feel better and can actually keep food down>She insists on staying until he's fully recovered, stating with a small blush that it's only because she doesn't feel right leaving a sick person alone and definitely not because she likes taking care of you
>>13169884No atheist to genocide the population and install communism and a state atheist government or kill off royalty and people of the church? Why live?
>>13170079She's willing to go on at least one date, and the payments she'll give you are pretty hefty. Of course, you have to be willing to have very weird and lewd things done to you.
>>13170099Well in that case I almost have to, It's not a good idea to piss of immortal nobility.Besides, she's probably on the neighborhood committee, it would be a good idea to get on her good side.
>You'll never be /fit/ enough to cosplay Jonathan Joestar for your vampire waifu.>The two of you will never embarrass the fuck out of your Dhampir daughteru by acting like Jonathan and genderbent Dio all the time.This is a complicated and hollow feeling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY
>>13170054>being this madfruitlessly furious, facilitating faggots foisting fictional feline phallus for fannyflustered fools
>>13170054Lots of folks like Manticores that aren't bob, you know
>>13170120THAT FUCKING CAIT FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>>13170051 Does someone need the Cait Sith furniture treatment?I could always use a new couch or lazy boy.
>>13170060Fine with that.>>13170111I doubt there's much she would come up with that I wouldn't be willing to try at least once.
>>13170120Normally I'd be mad as fuck, but that was some pretty slick alliteration.
>>13170111Sounds good. Just one date is all I ask. If things go well, maybe we could go on more.If so, I'd be willing to help out with her experiments, no payment required.If not, well, I'd still help with her experiments, just in return for payment rather than as part of an intimate relationship.
>>13170132I'd love to be a Manticore's footstool, or better yet, be allowed to rub her paws while she milks me dry.
>>13170118>She brings a boy home to introduce to the two of you>Can't find either of you, calls out to you>From one side of the house, "DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!">Followed by "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" from the other side of the house>The two of you march into the living room together in full costume>Introduce yourselves in character>Daughter is speechless
>>13170147And you are free to do that. I'd rather use her as a lazy boy and her tail pussy as a cup holder. That's what happens when someone tries to mindbreak me.
>>13170051I just want someone who won't treat me like garbage.
>>13170165What makes you think that's treating you poorly?Maybe she only acts that way because she's lonely and desperate and can't figure out any other way to win someone over.
>>13170113It'll be fine, she'll just invite you in for a glass of fine red wine and she'll give you a brief tour.You'll walk past portraits whose faces will follow you, doors with shut behind you and you'll look into a mirror, see someone standing behind you causing you to turn around only to see that there's no one there.You know, normal mansion stuff.
>>13170171If that is the case then she better figure out something else really quick.
ded thred
>>13170171Not her, per say.Just...lingering trust issues leaving me wary of anyone particularly aggressive.
>>13170204Zombie girls broke into their houses.
>>13170234NO FUCK OFF DONT YOU DARE MAKE THE FUCKING FURRY A MEEM
>>13170215I hate zombies.
>>13170234
>>13170247But anon, it's like a build your own monster girl. Do her enough time and she becomes a wight.
>>13170234 I've always wanted a beanbag chair.
>>13170254Wights are horrible.
>people still think that hating bob isn't genuine
>>13170254Chimera or golem are BYOMG, zombies are more like a chia pet, only you shower them in semen instead of water.
>>13170258Nuh-uh.
>>13170260>Nice memehate you got there, fuck off. Bob has always been a cherished and beloved writefag, hating him was always only a joke people took seriously.
I want my own pair of Mantis twins.
has this already been colored or should I keep going
>>13170159>You'll never see your vampire waifu in DIO cosplay.>You'll never have passionate roleplay sex with her.>You'll never hear her cute trilling WRYYYYYYYYYYYYWhy continue living?
>>13170260>bringing up someone out of nowhere
>>13170268Bob is a great writeFRIEND. Not a fag, he's better than that.
>>13170282Keeping going, yes yes.
>>13170286Fuck off, Bob.
>>13170294If you hate the dude so much why do you keep talking about him
>>13170294Epic meme bro! Upboated!
>>13170299~Tsun~Dere
Bob is one of the greatest writefriends from these threads, this is objective FACT.
>>13170308I fully agree, Bob is pretty swell.
>>13170308>>13170313I really love Bob's stories, though I think his best was the one with the Jinko wife girl! She was cute!
>>13170319Which one?The ex-hooker pairing, or the rape-play lover?
>>13170308>>13170313Bob am the greatest scribblefriend
>>13170319This feels like equal parts troll and truth. And which one, rape-play or two hookers pairing up?
I'M MADMAD ABOUT ELVES
>>13170333I want to stroke those ears while fucking her tenderly.
>>13170333COCKBLOCK THE ELVES ALL OF THEM.
>>13170333I want to trick an elf into drinking a loli potion while telling her its holstaurus milk. After which I would impregnate her and take responsibility.
>>13169276>that balls squeezeFuck, I nearly felt thatThat how you know that author is a girll, no sane man would see something as ball squeezing pleasurable. Unless he is hardcore masochist, of course
>>13170333elves can detect lewdness from over 500 pesos
>>13170355what.
>>13170358They can feel the lewd energy that formed over ninety half-breeds emanating from simple currency! Elf lewdness is amazing!
New Ushi-Oni art, will post the actual pic when RSanon posts the next chapter of It's Not The Fall That Kills You.
>>13170120DAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON
>>13170362Mother fucker.
>>13170362HELLO?! POLICE?! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY KITCHEN!AND IT'S MAKING ME BREAKFAST! SEND HELP!
>>13170362>Enlarge Image>Pixelated>Waited for it to clear up>It's not clearing up>Realize it's just been that badly resizedSon of a bitch.Well, looks good still, for a teaser. Who's the artist?
>>13170362That kitchen is way too small for her.
>>13170034Minefield? Sagara not this shit again.>See your lich neighbor hover towards your door.>The Vampire and Dhampirs from next door threw knives on the field and is using it as stepping stones like that scene from Hellsing>The Wights are using their evil Ara-Ara~ Magic to bypass your traps.
>>13170381>Sagara>ONLY a minefieldOh boy are they in for a surprise.
>>13170381that's when the automated anti-neighbor turrets come online.I'll be a recluse if I want to be god dammit.
>>13170385Of course he wont tell everyone everything.
http://pastebin.com/7H3xn8Kx I made a Anubis shower thing
>>13170386You could just ask them nicely to leave you alone.
>>13168361How does a lamia fuck you in that position? Her hips are outside the coil.
>>13170400>lamia>hipsyou can't have hips if you don't have femurs, anon
>>13170399Not possible. My only option is to either create a small harem of zombies for cuddling or grab a damphir who wants to keep me "Safe"
>>13170234That's a good one
>>13170381>Midnight at your house in the 'Spooky' district.>Trying to get some sleep before your work as a daytime caretaker for a cemetery.>"AWOOOOOOOOOOO">Look outside, there's a pack of Werewolf Girls perched on a wall howling at the moon.>"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">You've had a fucking gutfull of this shit.>Throw a boot which connects perfectly with the face of one of them.>Go back to bed now that the howling has ceased. That'll teach the bitches.>Get a good night's rest, wake up, eat breakfast and open the front door.>On your doorstep is a crude drawing of a man getting violently assaulted and raped by what appear to be Werewolf Girls.>There's a message that reads "3 days to go." with an arrow pointing to a full moon.Such is life.
>>13170403It's a tough choice too, because you could eventually wind up with a couple of wights to sex, or you could keep one Dhampir who turns into the kinkiest and most sexually deviant freak once she gets a taste of your blood.Decisions decisions.
>>13170407>Classy ladies vs Daphmire who wants to mix holstaur milk and some loli cookies for the nightly romp.
>>13170405This is yet another reason why automated gas operated turrets placed in discrete locations around your house is a good thing.Nobody will know who it was, or where it came from, and it's not like they can get you since you never leave your house anyways.
>>13170405FIRST ONE TO AWOO GETS TO STAY ON MY /JP/
>>13170410>Dampir that wants to be an oppai loli for youIf that's not love I don't know what is.
>>13170405>3 days has passed.>They break into my house only to find me sitting on the farthest seat of the table doing my best Hannibal Lecter smile>On the table is a grand feast fit for a king.>It only made them hornierABORT ABORT ABORT
>>13170405I'm getting sick of wolf's shitRemove wolves
>>13170412Shut the fuck up!I'm trying to sleep!
>>13170405>>13170412AWOOOplease mind the image limit.
>>13170415No.
>>13170416HE DIDN'T AWOO SO GOODWHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>>13170412IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING, SHUT UP!
>>13170405>Show drawing to waifu>Three days go by>They break in and come face to face with a grumpy Wight
>>13170403>Grab a dhampir who wants to keep me "Safe"Moar Kate when?
>>13170418YesWolves are annoying
>>13170429>She swats them with a rolled-up newspaper yelling 'BAD DOG!'Crisis averted.
New chapter of 12Beast.
>>13170437But it's mean to hurt others because you don't like them.
>>13170439>Monster Boys
>>13170413Aye, the best. >Hey anon! I found another raging mushroom and CC Cake! Get in the bedroom, NOW!
>>13170439>Not translated
Doubter BTFO
>>13170449Cereas looking pretty lewd there.
>>13170405>Implying this wasn't my plan all along.My pelvis is gonna be decimated, but it'll be worth it.
>>13170449IT'S HAPPENINGIT'S OVERMONSTER GIRL NORMIE INVASION IS NOWRIP IN PEACETHE END TIMES ARE UPON US
>>13170449>Dat Key artI WANT A POSTER OF IT>Cerea's hard nipsLewd. Very lewd.I still want a poster of that key art.
>>13170449>Anime confirmed>Cerea nipples almost immediatelyFuck, I don't care if it's ecchi haremshit, I'mma watch it.Monster Musume, One-Punch man, Shokugeki no Soma, This is the year I start watching more non-Jojo anime again.
>>13170449Well fuck me sideways, it's true.
>>13170449The faces seem offWho's making this?
Where were you when Monster Girls died?
>>13170449I'm waiting for more news.
>>13170449It's not a big deal. Maybe it'll be fun. Just remember we'll get shitposters from /a/ when it airs.
>>13170471Why? They have their own threads.
>>13170471>Implying it'll just be shitposters from /a/We're inviting the entire trashbag here
>>13170471They have their own threads. Why the bullocks would they come here?
>>13170449>That art styleOh boy. I'm gonna enjoy watching this hidden somewhere.
>>13170468When normies and faggots from /a/ start to invade.Is it saying that it'll start airing in August?
>>13170472And some of them will come here to stir shit or just see what we think of it. I've seen it happen in /vg/. It's still not a big deal.>>13170480Trust me, it will just happen. >>13170475It'll still be over with in 12-24 weeks.
>>13170482July.Count your months, ya dangus.
>>13170449Has an animation studio been announced? Who did that key art?God I hope it's Xebec. That softness would be great.
>>13170482July.
>>13170485Nobody knows so far. Some are saying A-1, most are praying for XebecPlace your bets, gentlemen. And ladies
>>13170482>>13170484>During summer>Summer>SUMMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAME OVER
>>13170449>No class tomorrow>Watch P5 trailer, getting hype>Watch Tales of Zestiria trailer, get hype>Watch new Dissidia trailer, get hype>MGQ Paradox comes this weekend>New EMG anime gets confirmedToday's a fucking great day.
>>13170497>Implying an anime announcement is goodIt means we're finished
>>13170498>WeIt won't be bad. Quit over reacting.
>>13170498Are you sure this isn't just another doomsday scare like usual?I mean cait sith sucks, but we were panicking about that not even a week ago, and now look. Nobody cares.Then again, I've been known to relax too much...
>>13170498It means a flood of shitposting temporarily that can be combated by not taking bait and remaining calm. On the flip side, content, and hopefully fun content. You people are the most pessimistic fucks.
>>13170498You obviously weren't there when we were kicked from /a/This is just a new beginning.
>>13170506>Implying based obsolete magnetic tape player mod won't continue being based.
>>13170511You said it.Based mod best mod.
>>13170514You're talking about /jp/'s mod, right?
Night everyone sleep well, sleep easily. And don't burn down the thread. The dormice are coming anons. The dormice are coming.
>>13170500>>13170501>>13170502>>13170506>All these people seriously believing that there is hope for manFace, this is what'll finally push Monster Girls to the mainstream. This is where they fight. This is where we die. These is no redemption, no surviving. Waifus are kill, normalfags will dillute us. Than come the women seeking dick and attention, than the tumblrfags that'll follow and shit up Monster Girls.This is the end game guys. Soon Not-Moot will make a Monster Girl board here with all the new people, and the cancer will be complete. Monster Girls are dead. Nothing left now but to think of all the good old times we used to have, and sing a song together.>"Hello darkness my old friend"
>>13170518Nyanon, what did you do?WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>13170518wait why are they coming.TELL ME.
>>13170519What's killing us is your bad spelling and grammar. Even then, they'd crowd the /a/ threads and not here.
>>13170520>Nyanon, who did you do?ftfyall of them. that's who he did.
>>13170519>tumblrfags that'll follow and shit up Monster Girls.They're already trying to. Don't you remember that one guy's art?
>>13170518Don't worry Nyanon, I have plenty of cheese pizzas and other cheese related products in my house.Your squeaky harem shall soon be mine.
>>13170523I've said too much.I tried to stop them but they were just too cute
>>13170449Is it me or faces look like shit? Horsepussy face especially
>>13170533How many are coming? And why are they coming here?
>>13170536Their faces certainly do look different, and not for the better.
>>13170516Who else would I be referring to? The other mod who got fired?
>>13170536well, all manga has to undergo design changes for animation.
>>13170538I don't know, this is the first I've heard of it.And I'm Nyanon.
>>13170541Just asking since I was confused is all.
>>13170538All of them, it's the great napping convergence.When all the dormice arrive they will....they willZzzzzz
>>13170548Sounds like a good time.
>>13170536>>13170539Seriously? I'm the only one who thinks they look alright?
>>13170542Centorea's face looks entirely different though.
>>13170449Yes for suu doujin.
>>13170553I think so too.I think Papi looks even cuter in that.
>>13170553So far, yes.
>>13170553YesFuck off Bob
>>13170559Wha...I'm not even Bob, man.
>>13170556Papi looks cute, but Centorea completely lost her noble appearance.It's a fucking disgrace, they tried to Moe a noble knight, and honestly I don't see her character working for me anymore if they keep that art style.
>>13170449> Still no credible proof> Still no announcement from Crabman/Official Site/Any studio> "Proof" comes from same site that originally broke the newsI can slap moonrunes on art and call it an anime announcement too. God you people are gullible. Until someone actually important reports this you're all basically parroting.
>>13170565I see your point, and it is a shame. Hopefully the voice actors are able to capture their personalities well.
>>13170568Like I said before, Marina Inoue needs to voice Cerea. If anybody can do it, she can.
>EMG animeNot sure if I even care. Can't we just, like, chill out?
>>13170562Whatever you say Bobby boy
>>13170572No, now get the fuck out of my garden.
>>>/a/122409410Reactions?
>>13170574I think I could probably prove I'm not Bob if you truly needed me too.Though I'd rather not...
>>13170574You made me think of King of the Hill where Bobby was Bob. WHY?
>>13170576To what? That's specula/what we want/hope for
>>13170575You and what broomstick are going to make her?
>>13170583You misspelled boomstick Anon.
>>13170575But like, the whole world is a garden maaaan.
>>13170580How can you prove that on anonymous board, Bob?
>>13170576>>13170569>>13169936>Cerea>Marina InoueFucking. Called it!
>>13170591It's specula, Anon. Not confirmed
>>13170586No I didn't.
>>13170588I mean, I'm on my pad and I got this.Does that mean anything?
>>13170595Anyone could have that image, Gunbobstar.
>>13170588Because I'm Bob!Look, see how much I love smugfox?
>>13170581>Hey dad, catdick>...>That boy ain't right
>>13170595I don't get it, bob
Were-fox!
>>13170600I don't remember Bob stories with foxes, only futacats and manticores
>>13170605Is she the MC of a hack'n'slash action game?
>>13170605I'm pretty sure foxes don't have giant glass talons or feathery ropes of...whatever that is.
>>13170594Oh, trust me, you did.
>>13170605Demon-Fox?
>>13170599>>13170604I truly never would have thought that being accused of being Bob would feel so insulting.
>>13170613No Ash, you don't shoot Monster Girls. That is not S-Mart.
>>13170600No, I'm the real Bob!
>>13170608There's two, actuallyNeither are smug, though maybe Arasune was a little smug. >>13170615I thought we were friends.
>>13170617There can be only one. Let's you and him fight!
>>13170617I'm trying to imagine this like "I'm Spartacus." But my mind refuses to believe as many people would ever stand up for Bob.
Remeber, you will never sit a familiar in you lap, hug her tightly from behind, and rest your chin on the top of her head so she can't look up at you, fidgeting and whining till she can
>>13170618>ArasuneWho? I only remember fox from MGs and war
I'm the real Bob!
You guys do know what EMG getting an anime means right Fat Porn
>>13170627Don't you dare.
>>13170627That only comes up if you look for it, I'm sure.
>>13170624http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/84889069/Fluffy%20Comforts>>13170625I can one-up you there. http://i.imgur.com/qVsTvV8.jpg
>>13170627Got ya covered.
>>13170625
>>13170635>Implying lamias could ever be so fat in their belliesTheir movement requires constant hip and waist movement. There'd never be a thing to worry about when it comes to her weight gain, I'm sure.
>>13170643That's not how fat deposits work.
>>13170646But let me believe that's how it works.
>>13170635
Reminder who the best girl is.
>>13170651What the fuck is that ungodly creature on the bottom left?
>"Are we going to the Lego store and then the game store now?"
>>13170652The one you hold most dear in your heart?
>>13170652Yellow Bunting?
>>13170654The triforce of Social Justice. An indian trans person on tumblr tried to rewrite the MGE to be more SJW friendly. He then found out we were mocking him. Keks ensued.
>>13170654Tumblr Alice. Also that picture feels like a real blast from the past, even though I know it's only been like a year.
>>13170649Please, it's only a matter of time.And then they will find MGE.That proud dragon you love? Little more than a scaled blob.Love your little dormouse? Well now she's a living daiki that ways twice your weight at half the hightDelicious Jinko abs? Buried beneath a layer of pudge and a pot belly.Doom is coming anons, and daaaaaaamn is it thick
>>13170627I'm pretty sure fat porn is not that popular, so chances are slimBut NTR and rape doujins are inevitableCan't wait
>>13170660>>13170661Good fucking lord.
>>13170656Not until you eat your eggs, dear.
>>13170654Oh, were you not around for that?The short of it is that some guy on tumblr thought all the MGE designs were sexist as fuck so he set about redrawing most of them as ugly as they could be. Fortunately he never touched my favorite MGE designs.
Question.Does anybody know what the kanji or kana used to name Dracosa's species in EMG are?
What is SJW again?
>>13170651If take right over the other two and day.Top is just shit, left is an eldritch artistic horror
>>13170669a type of sandwich
>>13170669Social Justice Warrior. If you weren't part of the Patriarchy, you would know this.
>>13170668Dracosa a shit
>>13170669Social Justice Warrior. Also known as total faggots that get offended on behalf of other people.
>>13170667Nor mine. Huzzah!
>>13170669Super Jinko Warriors
>>13170671Is it tasty?
>>13170658Yes.
>>13170679It tastes like immaturity and a refusal to live in reality.
>>13170678Can this be a thing somewhere? Please?
>>13170679It's very controversial.
>>13170673>>13170675Thanks.
MGQ Paradox's DLsite page appears, April release date.MM gets a July anime announcement.How can 2015 get any better?
On the subject of SJWs, you'd let your daughteru become a terrorist who keeps men out of video games right?I would. I'd even buy her and her friends masks they can wear while they rape the male game devs.
>>13170684Nyet. Jinko is not a valid option.Fuck it, this really does need to be a thing.
>>13170688July? what the fuck am I smoking? April release.
Reminder that best girl in EMG is Draco
>>13170688More rance hentai episodes would be a start. And a hentai OVA for MM like Princess Lover got.
>>13170688Did you forget about the Dumpire anime?
>>13170695>>13170688And lest we forget about One Punch Man's anime.
>>13170692Oh fuck, too stoned, original post was correct. Happy about monstergirls.
>>13170696Are you having a giggle on my expense, you scallywag?
>>13170690the only reason why they go so far is because they can't stand the sight of men killing each other in videogames.
>>13170690Remember that one episode of a TV show recently about video game terrorists?
>>13170688Don't forget ULiL is also coming out this year.
>>13170693Draco Centauros?
>"Anon, there is a police woman out front to see you, says she has something for you..."
>>13170707I knew moving into an Elven neighborhood was a bad call.
Don't forget Japan fuck yeah also comes out this year too.. Gate
>>13170690GO HOME GAMER BOY
>>13170707It can't be anything bad, can it? When have the police do anything wrong?
>>13170711DICKS OR GTFO!
>>13170707>this shit if full of heroine, right?>you want to frame me, stupid knife ear bitch?
>>13170699That actually sounds sweet. If that was the case I'd encourage my daughteru to keep on fighting the good fight.I'd wish her many level ups.
>>13170715Don't bully the officer. Her K-9 companion will be all over you.
>>13170699>implying gurofags mgs don't schlick furiously to it
>" Now why would a Police woman do anything BAD to you, we just wants you to be safe and enjoy a friendly environment.Making you feel ay home in MGC is part of our job, and we take it seriously as we do catching criminals and protecting men like you."
>>13170719Is that why the Lizardgirls white knight the human boys and encourage them to play vidya, and demand human boys have equal representation in video games no matter what? Because they want to see Human Boys kill each other virtually to satisfy their fetish?All along, the White Knight girls were the bad girls, and the terrorists were the good girls.
>>13170693Does anybody have her character profile? Raw, please. Not translated. I need it for reasons.>tfw her name is written "Drago" in English>Come across image of her, Polt, Kii and Lilith in boxes with their names on it>Her box definitely says "Dorako"
>>13170723Don't be mean to her.
>>13170723Not in moonrunes. I have it in chinese.
>>13170724Thank you based anon.
>>13170707>>13170721Oh, how both sweet and charming! Those Police Women certainly know how to make a man feel safe and protected!I think I'll bake some cookies for her next time she patrols in my area! What a sweet girl!
Just remember not to bribe your local Kikimora police detective inspector
>>13170729Police Girls are here for you, anon. Day and night.Day... and night.
>>13170729It is all part of the great many things the MGC Central Admin does for its wonderful male population!
>>13170722Damn lizardgirls pretending to fight for men when they masturbate to them getting brutally beaten and raped. This is why no men will go ot with them.
>>13170733>Seras Victoria God tier taste. Someone that bloodthirsty has no right being that adorable.
>>13170694There will be two more episodes of the Rance 01 adaption this year. June and December. Though no monster girls
>>13170733Her husbando is forever a part of her. I wonder if it's like wandering some dark realm or snuggling close to her soul?
>>13170737>"Shame on ye lass, still takin' on such a face when yer eyes look leik Hell i'self!"
>>13170741Pip lives in the walls of the mansion. One of the priests physically bumped into him when leaning on the wall.
Is there just the 3 Kikimora police women images?
>>13170733>>13170735Gosh, how diligent and sweet! I don't know why MGC has such a bad reputation, their police force is so kind, helpful, and attentive!In most Monster Girl places, if I were to bake cookies in a naked apron alone in my house, I'd have to worry about some Ushi-Oni breaking in and raping me on the spot. However, with the MGC Police Force, I feel safe and secure. I can bake as many cookies as I please knowing that a nice Police Woman is just nearby to help me, or sample one of my cookies!So nice!
>>13170742Next episode when?
>>13170747Pretty sure Ultimate's done with.If you mean the Abridged Series, Halloween.
>>13170752I meant the Abridged series, duh. Cat fight coming up.
What leg design better suits a Kikimora A? >>13170732orB? >>13170745I am going to vote A.
Reminder that Rachne is best girl.
>>13170756But anon, that's not Lala
>>13170741Either way, Pip is the luckiest motherfucker in anime. He gets to be with his waifu for-fuckin'-ever because honestly what is there that could kill Seras at the end of Hellsing?
>>13170756Can't wait to hear her voice.
>>13170756>Animated Rachnee soonThis just hit me, and now I'm fuckin' hype.
>>13170760Takana Rie as rachneXebec /JC staff
>>13170757She's good too.>Darling picks Best Girl Rachne>Passes away before her because of all the abuse his body has suffered>Gets picked up by Lala in the afterlife>Rachne eventually follows>Somehow manages to track down Lala and Darling in whatever realm they may be in>She got him in life, no way she's letting him go in death>Lala and Rachne wind up sharing Darling in their own Heaven>Best End.
Hey guys. Small update to Meat and Metal. Working on some Vengeance stuff next. Hopefully I'll have it done by the weekend.New material starts at line 625http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J
>>13170760>>13170761Dem playful femdom scenes.
>>13170746It's a good world we can live in where Human Boys can wear naked aprons with no fear of rape thanks to our police forceMaybe someday they'll be able to swim in tight swim trucks without fear of rape as wellSomeday
>>13170775Yay, you're not dead!>>13170776Dem indeed.
>>13170783>Yay, you're not dead!I'm here all the time, writing little greentexts and things. Pastebin is for the bigger stories mostly.
>>13170792Well I'm not the creepy guy who recognizes people based on their writing style. Sorry.
>>13170446Eh, last few chapters have been uneventful. NTR, Octowitch, new bad guy making his move with a giant mechanical sea dragon.
>>13170795It's nice to be missed really. Thanks.
>>13170796>NTRwhat
>>13170796>uneventful>OctowitchDon't you talk shit about her man.
>>13170800How could you not be missed?
>>13170796You talkin shit about Octowitch hound?I'll fuckin fite you for her honor
>Looking up some of the Homestay Applications that Okayado's retweeting>Some Kira Yamato-looking motherfucker>Wants to host a Living DollI don't know why I find this hilarious.
>>13170803>>13170813I'm just saying, she gets introduced, then not much else. Eita getting all execited when she says she is going to check on what's going on outside thinking it's a crystal ball and it turns out to be a tv.
>>13170825Does she watch lewds on it?
>>13170808It's still flattering to hear it, and I love that piece of art so much.I've been working on restoring some old electronics lately so I've been even slower than usual.
>>13170733The true Dumpire.
>>13170828Well you're a hero man, don't forget about that.>>13170829>"Fraulein, we would have such beautiful children!"
>>13170825>>13170796What about ntr?
>>13170813>>13170803She is a shit
>>13170838I challenge you to fisticuffs. And I know karate, so there!
Last thread someone ripped story from MGUhttp://pastebin.com/VgKhugBGWho is the author or link to it?It's bretty gud
>>13170834Probably the MC thinking again that his brother has already had sex with all the chicks along his journey before he got there.
>>13170838>>13170825Addresses now. I fight on behalf of Tentacle Girl's floppy hat.
>>13170833>tfw thought of wrong Fraulein because I just finished watching all 110 episodes of LoTGHI'm not sorry.
>>13170849Did you believe the Kaiser had it in him to knock a bitch up?
And the sun rises once again over the free world.
>>13170851I wasn't surprised to be honest, though I don't know how you go from self loathing into sexual de-oh I get it now.But yeah, just thought he was a bit too busy to do that. How many people actually thought he was gay? I stopped thinking that pretty quick.
>>13170853But the sun won't rise over Burgerstan for another couple hours, anon.
>>13170857It's almost 5 on their east coast, it should be coming around soon enough.
>>13170853It'd be a lot freeer if the South had succeeded.Always cuddle your Lamia Waifu everytime she remembers the South has yet to rise.
>>13170858Daylight savings is over anon. It's going to to be two or three hours before sunlight.
>>13170856Nevermind that. Have you seen the prequels yet?
>>13170862Nope, daylight savings only gives and takes one hour, and when it ends they set their clocks forward an hour.
>>13170863I watched My Conquest is the sea of Stars before I started the series, haven't watched the other two movies yet. Is the Gaiden series good, or should I leave that be?
>>13170864>If it gets daylight at 7:00+ here in central clapistan, assuming similar time for east coast, it will still be a couple hours.Setting the clock forward also means sunrise later and sunset later friend.
>>13170846Hey, I'm not knocking her, just she hasn't had much page time besides drinking and sleeping in her pot.
>>13170867My Conquest is the Sea of Stars is not a prequel, it's the start of the series. Nevermind the movies, you've already seen what happens in the series.One Hundred Billion Stars, One Hundred Billion Lights and The Spiral Labyrinth are worth the watch.
>>13170868Nope, sunrise happens between 5 and 6, so it should be withing the current frame of time for them.Full daylight isn't until later, yes, but that wasn't what we were discussing.
>>13170869>sleeping in her potPics please.
>>13170845>ThinkingHe totally did. This whole series is about his brother vicariously cockblocking him by making each bitch cum their minds out before they can meet him.
>>13170870Thanks for the heads up. I rather detest anime movies that are just series summaries, even if it's a good series. Just seems lazy.
>>13170875http://i.imgur.com/RuuBzMg.png
>>13170875
>>13169715>Pennywise - RusalkaNot really my waifu per se. I'm more an undead dude. I just liked cannibal fish and wanted to write a short story about a dude who falls for her, gets pushed away and finds her again. >shortIt didn't work. Sort of ran away from me.
>>13170882See? She's lovely. I want to get in there and massage her tentacles.
>>13170883>Sort of ran away from me.Happens to everyone.
>>13169715You forgot:Alpanon - Black Dragon.
>>13170887I know, right?
>>13170883>I'm more an undead dudeAnd as someone else with an appreciation for them, I thank you for all the marvelous lewds.
>>13170891No probs man. Glad some one enjoys it.
>>13170895Don't be an Alp about it.
>>13170887Oh god is this true.
>>13170900What? I AM glad some one enjoys it. I wasn't saying it in a sense of>Oh well at least SOME ONE enjoys it.If that's what you're thinking. Why doesn't 4chan have like brackets or something?
>>13170917Good. I was getting worried, you're a known associate of a known Alp, I was worried his false humility might be rubbing off on you.
>>13170917Forget 4chan. I'd kill for italics in pastebin. Emphasis and internal quotes are so much more of a pain in the ass.
>>13170920>pastebinTell me about it. When I was writing my first story I used italics for that stuff on Word and then when I put it on the bin I realized it had been a wasted effort.
>>13170920>I'd kill for italics in pastebin.Fucking this. Jesus christ, the times I've had to go without emphasis simply because I don't want go ALLCAPS.>>13170918>you're a known associate of a known Alp, I was worried his false humilityNaw man. He's just a dude who likes my stuff and I'm just a dude who likes his. It's not like we're pen pals or anything.>false humilityI don't really think so, but whatever. Opinions and all that.
>>13170923Huh, kind of glad I forgot to italicize something in my last update and resorted to [ ]ing instead.>>13170918Wait, that's false humility?
>>13170920use pbworks or something
>>13170928>Naw manBut you are a known associate. I know you named your paste what he told you to name it.>>13170931>that's false humilityIt's not like he actually thinks he's shit, right?
>>13170936I'm just bad at seeing stuff like that even if it were yelling in my face.
>>13170936>But you are a known associate. I know you named your paste what he told you to name it.>associate You make it sound like a crime dude. I was going to call it something fuckin' dumb like Greyguard: the revengeanceing Just because it was still the same story and I didn't want to call it something worse like Rusalka2. He just gave me a name that straddled realistic and a light hearted pretentiousness. I mean if you wanna insist, go for it. It's not like I don't think he and most of the rest of the writefags are cool dudes. If you're throwing my lot in with theirs, that counts for something.
>>13170936>False Humility>It's not like he actually thinks he's shit, right?I doubt he does, but rather than full-out false humility, the self-depreciation is just his own way of keeping himself from getting a big head, maybe?
>>13170946>You make it sound like a crime dudeOh, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. The fact that you're assuming I do tells something about your guilty conscience though. Is there something you want to get off your chest?>>13170949It's just showmanship, Chuck.
>>13170954Come on, as if "known associate" doesn't have guilty overtones. I hear those words and it just screams legal system. But if my defensiveness is anything, it's more a reaction to this thread's views on alps. It's an easy assumption that the word comes with negative connotations, and I just wanted to wash my hands of the notion that dealing with Alpanon was a bad thing. The dude is cool, if a little shaky at acknowledging his writing's own worth.
>>13170455>>13170482>/a/ >normiesque?btw does this mean we can go back to /a/?
>>13170974No. The EMG manga has threads on /a/ all the time. WE are not welcome there.
>>13170972Not him but I always give Alp credit for pioneering an alp story back when alps were hated in the threads so much. He helped endear them to people, until he went on bizarro videogame tangent anyway.
>>13170974Nah.
>>13170978>when alps were hated in the threads so muchNever struck me as the kind of guy who'd try to go against the thread's consensus.
>>13170974Lets not. /a/ is a silly place.
>>13170977Sad thing is they have so little content. It's all just waifu wars and Rachnee a best over there. But that's not bad. Much better than when it was all mixed in here. And we can still talk about EMG whenever we want.
>>13170984>cue /a/ sings
>>13170983It was his very first story IIRC, back before the first freakout and pastebin deletion
>>13170991All the more reason it doesn't make sense he'd write about something people actively disliked. Unless he was actually more thick-skinned back then.
Does your waifu like snow?Does you daughteru like snow?
>>13170998Everyone likes snow.
>>13170994He was. He didn't get all shaky until people started posting "kill yourself" whenever he asked for advice or made an update. That rattled him.
>>13170998>snow>it means i am the one who has to shovel all that shitwell i dont like it but my daughter might
>>13170998Not really, they'd rather be nice and toasty by the fire under a blanket on a cold winter day.Leaving me to shovel the walk.
>>13170999I've never seen snow.
>>13171002>"kill yourself" whenever he asked for advice or made an updateWhat the hell did he do?
>>13171003Don't be so negative and make a snowman with your daughter.
>>13170999Lizard people don't like snow. We like green growing things and the hot sun.
>>13170986It's what happens when you try to have totally not a general general from a series that actually doesn't have that much content, at least here we fight about soda and shit every so often.Oh wait that might be a bad thing.>>13170987Please no.
>>13170994>>13171002I get the impression that he's rather hard headed when it comes to subject matter. It's his actual writing he's iffy with, but if you're like "[instert main race] Is shit and you're a faggot." He'd just brush it off. But it's when you attack his writing in particular he begins to recoil.
>>13171009But Alice from MGQ loved the snow and she's a snake, right?
>>13170994Well, most people aren't used to having a handful of people actively shit on them for writing something that may not be everyone's cup of tea. I never really got used to it either, but I try. I've learned you just have to ignore all the bad shit and focus on the people who say 'Hey good job,' if they ever post.
>>13171007Combination of writing a story of a man going alp and all the mental anguish involved with that, plus half a dozen side plots that went nowhere, plus him being as insecure as he is now.>Is it good?>Eh it's okay. Focus and tighten it up.>Is it really really okay?>Yes. Just get it on track.>Really really really?>Shut the fuck up and go write!Repeat this about a dozen times and people started getting mean.
>>13171024>plus half a dozen side plots that went nowhereHalf a dozen? Six side plots?
>>13170998I hate it because I was never allowed to play with it much as a kid, and have since come to associate it with soaking, cold socks, and bad traffic conditions.My waifu hates it because she grew up in sweltering heat.I shall see to it our daughteru learns to enjoy and love it though! I shall give that much to her at least.
>>13171025I may be exaggerating a little, but it was at least three or four. Then there was that update that was nothing but a main character monologing about how to play an imaginary video game. It got to the point where after three chapters, people were going "When are you going to get back to Andrea and cut the sideshow shenanigans?"
>>13171025Whatever it was, it caused him to have a freakout eventually, delete all his stuff, and become a pariah.Then he got his groove back, and has rolled it into a more focused story, Vertex.
>>13171030So the side stories never went anywhere because he axed it all before they did? Or what?
>>13171032Even I know he's deleted his shit two or three times, lots of stuff happened between those.
>>13170920>>13170928>go without emphasis simply because I don't want go ALLCAPSI'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a problem with this. I hate using all caps for emphasis.It's probably for the best though. Over-using emphasis gets really annoying for the readers. I'd rather not have any than have to read people using it in every sentence.Of course as a writer it sucks not having it as an option.
>>13171034Pretty much. But it's doubtful they would have led anywhere anyway. It was more like he kept getting ideas for the characters and tried to shoehorn them into his ongoing instead of making other stories or just filing it away for background info later. The whole thing just lacked focus.He's gotten better about that though.
>>13170974The /a/ EMG threads are going to be a worse shitfest than anything we've had to deal with while the anime is airing. Keep clear.
>>13171037Sometimes I still need it enough to use caps but it certainly makes me use it a hell of a lot more sparingly, especially since it almost always implies shouting as well which italics don't.
>>13171042>He's gotten better about that thoughYou mean like how his story about a guy and a Dark Elf and their S&M hi-jinks turned into a story about building Junko a house?
>>13171052You didn't see how cringy that videogame monologue was. It's an improvement.But I think he said before that he never outlines his stories or even roughs them out in his head. So it's no wonder that they have a tendency to wander.
>>13171052To be fair, in that case at least it took just what, two chapters to get into the plot of building Junko's house? And then the subsequent six focused on some character development and actually building it, and now it's done and we're back around to the original focus.And then at some point he's going to reintegrate the original Alp ideas back in there...y'know.Whenever he gets around to writing the next part, with his busy, multi-story schedule.
>>13171061That might be a while, I'm pretty sure he got told to fuck off last thread when all the anti-Alp stuff was happening.
I need some good writefag stuffwhat would you recommend
Some one should adapt the Protoman idea but with paladins and demon overlords. I'd read the fuck out of it.
>>13171072Be more specific.
>>13171072>D SPACEOh my.
>>13171074any MG writefag story that you like
>>13171079Here you go.http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
>>13171081Is he ever going to do that mg pirate thing?
>>13170986YeahHere's it's waifu wars and...wait a minute
>>13171084Probably not. Haven't heard from him for a looooong time.Maybe he's still sore we all fucked the tiger?
>>13171072>>13171079http://pastebin.com/9xY59L9A
>>13171086>Maybe he's still sore we all fucked the tiger?Huh?
>>13171088Back when we were doing those affinity things, a lot of people got 90-100% with the tiger from his story, who happened to be his waifu. He was crestfallen.
>>13171072Depends on what you like to read.
>>13171072http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlKAYFt8DK4>You'll never go to the hot springs with a Jinko
>>13171091Heh, seriously? Poor dude. I actually forgot about that. Spider was still best girl. I still think he should have run with her at the last moment and engaged in HEALING MODE as she matures and realizes just how badly she mistreated him and tries to mend his broken psyche along with his daughter.
>>13171087whats with the big jump in quality over the first few posts of that?
>>13171119I'm pretty sure he picked it up on a whim, so maybe the idea just stuck better the more he wrote about it.
So I'm drinking and I have to stay up another six hours for an auction. I thought I'd do a little mini CYOAStarting plot options are:1. Anon's journey in a snowy world of eternal dark and the monstergirls that live there2. Bounty hunter copper dragon hired to capture a special prize
>>13171134Eternal darkness.
>>13171134Dos.
>>13171134Snow world, yo.
>>13170843Author's a guy called "Newgate".I believe he became kill long ago. Like, he died of scurvy on the SS MGUtanic even before it got hit by an iceberg. That fic is all that survives of him, really.
>>13171153If you say so old timer.
>>13168711
>>13171134>>13171136>>13171139>When Orrin awoke, the first thing he felt was cold. >It was a bitter cold, driven into his bones by the howling wind, the kind that would sow a deep ache into his joints if he didn’t get moving.>The boy experimentally moved his hand inside the protection of his glove and he felt the snow shift under him.>He was facedown in a knee-high drift, and by the feel of his extremities had not been there long.>Lucky for him. Most people who pass out in this kind of weather don’t wake up without some help, if they wake up at all.>But he didn’t pass out here, he had arrived. >It was nothing like he had imagined. The world around him was dark. No light shined from the sky above. >Panic spread through his chest. Had he come so far only to lose his sight? Had the ancient inscrutable door taken his eyes as the price of passage?>He fumbled for the lighter in his right pocket, a cheap Bic that almost every regular smoker has, having long learned how easily a good lighter can so often be lost or left behind.>Still a bit of a sentimentalist, he had gramps zippo in his inner jacket pocket, but that’s not the kind of thing to be fumbling with in the ice and snow.>Guarding himself from the wind and hunkering over in the protection of his divot in the snow, he held the pedal down on the plastic lighter and spun the wheel against the flint. >Sparks! Bright orange and hot.>Orrin had never been so happy to see a lighter fizzle.>More sparks flew and the little flame leapt to life. He let it sputter for a moment before snuffing it out. He strained his eyes, up and down and all around, letting them adjust, looking for any ray of light.>He looked and he looked, but he could not discern even the faintest glow.
>>13171158Inflection doesn't transmit over the Internet, but in my head that sounded like you think I'm a rambling dementia patient who doesn't know what day it is or who is kill. Do you know something I don't?'Cos if he survives somewhere I'll look him up, dude was a good writer
>>13171168Now that is a brawny Lamia.>>13171172No, I was saying you're the old guy who's been around and knows this stuff from people who were around when he was a boy.I also recommend downloading the paste, it'll expire.
>>13171179> it really does feel like a lifetime ago> in reality it was only ~9 months backThe heady pace of the Internet really does fuck with your perception of time.On the other hand, proto-Suu raping proto-Miia seems much less than 5 years ago, but that's when the file says I saved it.Pime taradox
God damn it so many fucking reaction pictures in this thread. Fucking /v/ kiddies.>>13171168>ass>muscles>tits>hipsHoly shit.
>>13171194Ara ara, you 'mirin'?
Centipedes are the most fierce predatory arthropod other than a few shrimp
>>13171194> God damn it so many fucking reaction pictures in this thread. Fucking /v/ kiddies.We got pretty shitposty last night. Actually, we got pretty shitposty the night before, too.I dunno what's up with that lately.
>>13171202Lonely and sexually frustrated Oomukade are ferocious lovers. Be afraid. Be very afraid. But also horny.
>>13171153Welp, that's unfortunateRip Newgate
>>13171205Not afraid, only horny.
>>13171170>It was a land without stars, without a moon, maybe even without a sun. He didn’t know how. >The snowflakes whirling around him were quickly being replaced by freezing rain. Thunder boomed and no lightning flashed to signal it. But the heat had to come from somewhere.>It had to be twenty below down in the snow. The rain must be almost hot coming down from high up in the sky. Who could understand this alien place? He certainly didn’t understand at all.>What he did know was that he couldn't stay in this knee deep powder already turning to slush>Where could he go from here? The sleet and freezing rain were already soaking into his jacket.>He had nothing to guide himself by, his hiking pack and compass and everything that would be useful left at the tight entrance to the old cave that had turned out to be more than a cave.>Orrin couldn’t even see his hand in front of his face. How would he find warmth or shelter?>He had wandered into the wrong shadow of the mountain back home, and now he was almost certain to die in this forsaken wasteland.>As these thoughts crossed his mind, his eyes adjusted enough to discern a very faint glow on the horizon, little more than a will o' the wisp. The harder he focused and waited the more he was sure it wasn't a trick of his mind, trying to fill in a lack of sensory input with imagined light.>While he wondered whether to strike out toward what could just as well be something like the northern lights as a sign of civilization, a tiny green light flashed at the periphery of his vision, bobbing like it was alive and heading his way>It was certainly coming closer>Whatever he decided to do, he had better do it fast1.Attempt to find the tear back home2.Head to the pinprick of green light3.March toward the distant glow
>>13171210But anon, what if she nibbles on your ears when you're helplessly in her coils?
>>13171153he also goes by darknut. is the guy of lakeside liason
>>13171215March towards the distant glow.
>>13171205The problem with them is being attached to a horrible chitinous mass of poison. It would be like rolling around in a tub of heroin needles.
>>13171219Call the doctor about my 4 hour erection.
>>13171226>horrible chitinous mass of poisonI didn't even think of that. Better beat her with a broom until she goes back into the crawlspace then.
>>13171119Format change? Prose is better than greentext in pastebin
>>13171231>>13171226How many times do I need to repeat it? No. Bully.
>>13171215Green light.The glow that's moving is more likely to be attached to something useful than the glow that isn't....I would think, but then again I've never been lost in Darkworld in winter.
>>13171235For every action there is an equal reaction. I was bullied. I therefore must bully.
>>13171235I'm just saving a man from a negative outcome resulting from his own ignorance.Bullying would be calling them glorified vermin, the trash of Zippangu that exist only because there weren't enough bad ends available there.
>>13171203Spring break>picShe looks scared.
>>13171168>>13171195HNNNNNNGH.
>>13171247>cuddling an oomukade>negativeBut they're so cute.
>>131712153.March toward the distant glowThe tear won't be find because mamono mana CYOA logic and a green light coming to you is never a good thing.
>>13171227You're going to be a happy camper anon, I can promise you that. Not next week, but the week after that.>>13171252But anon, what if she's been watching your masturbate through a hole in the wall? What if she sneaks into your room at night and schlicks while looking at your sleeping face?
>>13171255What if the green glow just wants to bring you peace and love? Do you break its legs?
>>13171252Lots of MGs are cute.A significant portion are also fluffy instead of feeling like an especially creepy tube of plastic.You pick an oomukade when you've given up on society and want to roll around in a drug-induced stupor. You pick a tanuki when you want to be the local merchant lord improving the region for the good of all.
>>13171256Get her to join you instead of just watch.
>>13171260>tanukiI know who's behind this!
>>13171260>>13171260>You pick an oomukade when you've given up on society and want to roll around in a drug-induced stupor.
>>13170775>nine foot tall battle CheshiresAlright, that's genuinely terrifying.
>>13171267Oomukade are sorry for being unlovable. But even though they're just disgusting bugs, don't they have a right to live and be happy?
>>13171258Green light is never a good thing, period....Unless it's green chitin of your (future) waifu. And that won't shine from afar in a dark snowy hell.
>>13171271>Heavy MetalI see. I was making a reference to The Simpsons.
>>13171270They aren't disgusting, they're the best.
>>13171277They're horrible and will never, ever be happy. Unless they get lucky and get adopted by some ara ara Nekomata.
>>13171277See that? That's centipede vore. A poor dazed girl is getting eaten by a monster.
>>13171270I want to rebuild the confidence of a bullied oomukade with cuddles and pregnancy, turning her from a depressed wreck to a bright, peppy momma who goes back to being a submissive cumdump in the bedroom, coiling around me 'cos she's scared I'll leave, and tearily thanking me for loving a disgusting bug like her
>>13171277>You will never be part of an ill-fated expedition to a 'Monster Girl Island'>All the people in the expedition will never be dragged off and raped one by one.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpV9V7lup0I would sign up for this.
>>13170877The only used goods is the white harpy.
>>13171281Maybe centipede girls attract their prey by pretending to be a girl being devoured by a giant monster.
>>13171210>OomukadeGross
>>13171266
>>13171286I never understood how an oversized gorilla could be the boss in a land like that.
>>13171288Isn't that Parasite Slime's shtick? Its meat puppet pretends to be a girl struggling against impending tentacle rape, but then once some schmuck rushes in to save her they both pounce on him to feed.Fucking bait n switch, man.
>>13171260I want to pet those raccoons while talking to the Tanuki about her life as a travelling merchant.
>>13171298Suddenly a jackal with aspergers or an abusive cat sounds like the best thing in the world.
>You'll never cuddlefuck a tubby tanuki atop her luxurious bed>you'll never dine on fine foods during your refractory periods>You'll never move to the hot tub to fuck her in there>You'll never live a life of hedonism with your tubby tanuki
>>13171284This guy get's it.
>>13171306I could get behind this. A life of debauchery and sin, yo-ho-ho.
>>13171306I wouldn't mind paying off my debt this way.
>>13171306>all that JIDF posts in a short timeFuck off jew
>>13171306Oh man, that refractory thing reminds me of the best line on the apsara profile."as long as one continues to be joined with them, the penis will never wither"Now imagine the best sexy dances with the two of you twirling around crotch-to-crotch in a feat of endurance exhibitionism. It would be a blast.
>>13171318I'd rather just have Manticore venomBesides, downtime can be a good thing to let you recover.
>>13171260>You pick a tanuki when you want to be the possession local merchant lord ruining countless lives for her own amusement.FTFY
>>13171318>>13171323http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Tell my your dreams, /mgg/. What is it that your hearts desire?
>>13171284This is all I want from Alp's story. Well, this and more Mrs. Stripes.
>>13171329>God of everlasting erectionsMan, the Greeks were fucked up
>>13171306sandpanda please
>>13171333What a coinky-dinky, that's what you're going to get.
>>13171335Out of all the possible things that makes you think they were fucked up?
>>13171332Cold weather. Fuck this spring bullshit
>>13171332IMMORTALITY!Not gonna play around with silly revive wishes.
>>13171341I was out in the backyard with my cats today and yesterday in nothing but shorts and a t.
>>13171340No, just reaffirmed the belief.
>>13171332A dragon onee-chan/mistress. ;_;
>>13171350Satyrs had perpetual erections and a lot of the art depicting them show them using their dicks to carry stuff.
>>13171329>To punish the donkey for spoiling his opportunity, Priapus bludgeoned it to death with his gargantuan phallus. That's fucking brutal
>>13171332A happy and fulfilling life.
>>13171336http://exhentai.org/g/620395/d3d43778d8/
>>13171332End to all shit posting. And matangos if that can be squeezed into a single wish.
>>13171332I want to take the Snake Pit Challenge.
>>13171357>shotashit>furry>futaThe triforce of shit
>>13171329I want to found an order of paladins dedicated to Priapus-sama.
>>13171382As a god, would he still be male or influenced enough by the corruption of the world to be a goddess with a constant ladyboner?
>>13171386>goddess of futakeep that shit away from here
>>13171332A vampire waifu.
>>13171382Is it really paladinry if the entrance criteria is, in the style of >>13171355, to fuck a centaur-girl unconscious with your MAMONOMANA levelled-up dick?Who cares, sign me up
>Pharoah's Word is law>In a literal sense, as in magic forces people to do what she saysHmm...What would happen if Pharoah captured an Apophis and her husband who were trying to overthrow said Pharoah then decided to punish the Apophis in the most heinous way possible.By ordering the Apophis's husband to become an Alp.Would it work? I mean I can't think of anything more devastating to a married MG that doesn't involve straight up murder.
>>13171400>Alp and ApophisWhat a heinous duo of femme fatales! The Pharaoh will never be able to keep a man now.
>>13171355>>13171382>St. Priapus Churchhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_ChurchHoly fuck man. Canadians are deviants.
>>13171386>futa God who makes all girls she blesses futa .less you have work to do
>>13171400That's just beyond the pale of even pharaoh-apophis rivalry, anon.I'd accept Pharaoh using her god-voice to male-NTR Apo's husband, though.And force her to be fluffer
>>13171409>Has a giant cock by which she plows all the HORSEPUSSY out there.>Blesses horsepussy lovers with similar proportionsfund it .less
>>13171400Being straight is a state-based action that would pre-empt it.>Pharaoh attempts to alp anon>"curse of the gay" hits the field targetting anon>anon has a waifu and cannot be gay>curse has no valid target and fizzles
>>13171430>anon has a waifu and cannot be gaySeriously believing in this.
Why are best dumpire girls not even in the running for mc dick? Teacher and angel
>>13171430> fizzlesI know the classical method of stack resolution, but I can't help but feel we need to go lewder, anon.> targets selected on resolution instead of casting> anti-alp field resolves first, making anon untargetable> apo has shroud> pharaoh is only legal target> forces herself to become suggestible to commandsFucking hell, can you imagine what an apophis and her husband would do to a forced-obedience pharaoh? The waters of the Nile would run white for weeks.
>>13171215I had the next post for this just about typed out and my stupid computer automatically restarted because of updates. It's going to take a bit to redo.
>>13171386>>13171389>>13171397No no no, you have it all wrong Anons.The Order of Priapus is a regular old paladin sect. The only difference is the men go into battle naked, armed only with their god's blessing and their massive, permanently erect penises.And of course rather then killing demons outright they fuck them into a quivering mass of defeat.
>>13171473You need to turn that off, anon. It's in setup.
>>13171485The only good paladins
>>13170888I associate Thousandpath more with Black Dragon than the other half of the self depreciation duo.
>>13171487Usually, I don't care. I just tell it to fuck off for four hours and let it restart when I go to sleep. But this time it didn't pop up.
>>1317148510/10, would pay to watch their battles. Are there any female members?
>>13171495O-okay. I'll just... let someone else fuck my waifu.
>>13171501How would that work? Would they assault the incubi instead?
>tfw unknown enough of a writefag that nobody knows your fav monstergirlIt is a good feel, because nobody gives me shit for not finishing what I started
>>13171506
>>13171485But it shit one-use paladins, after the battle all of them will be husbandedFuta God is better
>>13171505They'd fuck the succubuses too
>>13171502Spare a thought for me, anon.> Not Nyanon> Waifu mousegirls> Literally any time waifu gets mentioned, everyone offers her body up to Nyan on a platter as he rubs his hands and unzips his dick> Try not to cry> Cry a lot
>>13171511How? With futa dicks?
>>13171516Well, here's to you, Unknown Writefag.
>>13171506Same boat over here, fellow unsuccessful writefagTell me your waifu anyway, let us appreciate her in obscurity together
>>13171485>The warrior stood, shaft of his weapon in hand.>Behind him the devastated army of his foes lay breathless in the dirt, a thousand pink flowers wilted and leaking the nectar of his triumph>But where in his heart was satisfaction? No matter how many battles were won, his opponents would keep coming and he would stand firm, ready to pummel them back into place>He longed for an equal, one who would allow him to sheathe his mighty instrument and comfort his aching heart
>>13171500On second thought, I'll leave this alone for now. Maybe I'll pick it up later when I'm not tired as sin.The glow is a crystal on the top of the mast of a ski ship undergoing repairs with the crew camped out around it if anyone was wondering. The next choice would be whether to sneak into the camp, announce his presence and hope for aid before frostbite sets in worse, or steal and stash some supplies before making contact with the strangers in the hide tents.
>>13171386Priapus-sama has been and always will be male. He has far too much dick for his powers to be subverted by demonic energy. The ascension of the Succubus Demon Lord and the subsequent overabundance of pussy prompted him to begin a following of like-minded men, dedicated to the concept of Unity through Dick. His blessing gives his men full conscious control over all of their sexual functions, and removes the limitations imposed by biology.>>13171501There are no females among the Order's paladins. The church has several female staff members who act as armorers and logistical support. Most are converts from previously defeated demon armies, but a handful are human.
>>13171533Time to worship Priapus-sama.
>>13171509Priapus-sama's blessing makes the men's penises immune to damage and corruption, along with all other outside influences. As the penis is the point of contact with demon forces, this prevents the men from being incubized or 'marked' by enemy monsters. Some of the men are known to accept defeated monsters as servants or convert squires, if the creature requests it.
What do you mean all my clothes were stolen form the locker room? Just mine?
>>13171556she has a fish stuck in her ear
>>13171467Because Japan, anon. Shit taste is in their blood. It flows in their rivers and grows in their fields.You, on the other hand, have best taste.
>>13171558It's a Babel Fish, haven't you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
>>13171522It's a tie between Jabbberwock and Apophis.
Anya wants to proactively date Captain totally-not Tylor.What happens?
>>13171430>Pharoah commands anon to no longer be marriedEasy.
>>13171576And this is why Pharaoh is worst desert girl
>>13171467>angry old hag>retarded old hagBecause they are shit
Any good P'orc fanart?
>>13171622I don't think we have any, period.
>>13171622None that I know of.
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>>13171671I blame porcs
>>13171675Please no bully.
>>13171400>Alp uses new Monster abilities to surprise Pharaoh and escape with Apophis>Tomboy Succubus and Grape Snake adventures commence
>In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.>You find the fun and *snap*, the job's a game!>And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake.>A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see...
>>13171696Oh, that's just precious.
>>13171696I hate you.
>>13171696Cheeky.
>>13171332This >>13171356 with a waifu that exists.
If getting bbuttfucked turns you into an alp does that mean that half of the planets naval forces would be alps?
>>13171755In the navy~
>>13171755why would receiving anal make you an alp?
>>13171761You can sail the seven seaIn the navyMan-ass as far as you can see
>>13171763This shouldn't even be a question.
https://twitter.com/monmusu_tvNOW you can rejoice, panic and shitpost as if we'll get worse people than the shit we already have. I'll allow it.
>>13171755It doesn't make you into an alp if you didn't cum. So yes, probably about a half.
>>13171772slowpoke.jpg
>>13171772Wow, I can NOT wait for places like Tumblr to pick up on this and run it to the ground like they did with JJBA.
>>13171778These are official statement tweets from 10 minutes ago, not some random faggot blog from the future that can't give any refutable source.
>>13171772It's gonna be garbage.
>>13171772I don't see this working. At all.Also >>13171779.
>>13171782Anon, was this not good enough for you, hours ago?>>13170449
>>13171798Honestly, anyone could've made that with a bit of time and Photoshop.
>>13171798See >>13170567 So no. I wasn't up 8 hours ago anyway and even if that WAS real, which it is and what the fuck is wrong with Cerea's nipples, getting excitable before any official statement is stupid. Especially with the whole "we've seen proof but can't show it" shit, I'll wait the actual official announcement and any information that isn't filtered through some blog.Now http://monmusu.tv/ exists, so now it's not idiot bait.
>>13170656I think that's a fox.
So dead.Maybe it's a good thing.
>>13171858I'm not dead, YOU'RE the one who's ded you unded mother fucker!
>>13171858Hey,Death isn't so bad. Lets talk about the most forgotten undead MG (besides mummy) Dullahan, why are they so great yet so bulliable?
>>13171865I want a gf like Miia.
>>13171858Nightwatch here. Monstergirls still sound asleep, no abnormalities as of yet.
>>13171858We were warned about the dormice.Why didn't we listen?
>>13171867Because you can play keep-away with their head.
>>13171867head piking with your dick and their throat
>>13171896>>13171893>Go on a plane trip with Dullahan waifu. Sit her head in your lap for the ride while the leans on you. >As her head starts dosing you pull a blanket over it. Then you put your dick between the heads slips so she can suck you off during the trip.
>>13170664Those and gangbangs, mindbreak and happy sex
You remember how the story in Shadow of Mordor sucked ass?I decided the P'Orc version would fix that. Here's a quickie. Beware of edge.http://pastebin.com/rWt5Su7J
>>13171961>The caravan was not one slavesI presume this meant to include an "of."
>>13171968Goddamit. Sorry.
>>13170999Fuck you. You ever had snow fall in your eye?
>>13171961Wow that put a bad taste in my mouth.
>>13171981I've been marathoning Vagabond. Blame Inoue, not me.Okay, you can totally blame me. But only until the story moves on from the shitty humans and into the fun of P'Orc society.
>>13171203Sylph as a lamia?
>>13171506>>13171522Another somewhat unsuccessful writefag here.With all the stuff I've written, I don't know if any anons can guess my waifu, but they can probably guess my typeWhile I do wish my works would get mentioned and/or read more often, its nice being obscure, means less chances of general fuck ups
>>13171284You. You my nigga.I rather she remain gloomy, even if she's happy in the inside.
>>13171989>general fuckupsFunny you should mention them right when there's one here.
>>13170877>>13171287You don't have any brothers do you?
>>13171907This. This is the kinda shit I like about the undead. Too good.
>>13171980No, I'm not retarded.
>>13171961>When in Rome, do what the Romans do.Immersion ruined. Downvoted, closed the tab, called the quality control police.
>>13171362not cait sith and bob
>>13171998>You will never ride in first class with your vampire wife's arm wrapped around yours while you daugheru sits in your lap, pouting at her mother
>>13172003Right. I'll just delete it then?
>>13172008Stop being such a fucking wishy washy faggot. Either post it up and deal with it or don't post ever again. This is the SIXTH time Alp.
>>13172013Show me the law that says that I'm not allowed to delete it. You obviously don't like it, so what's the point of keeping it up?
>>13172008>>13172013>Delete the whole thing just because someone didn't (or at least pretended not to) like itSo he actually does this after all huh.
>>13171426>approves of futa if it means he'd get a horse sized dong to fuck horse pussy withOkay, now I know I hate you.>what is incubizationYou piece of shit.
>>13172013>implying he's not saying this just to get attentionWe all know he won't, he just wants a rise and more hits on his storyI can't blame him for the reason, but the means are pretty retarded
>>13172019This is why no one likes you. You're an attention whoring faggot that runs and whines at the first sign of negativity. I hope you get your shit pulled from the listings. Maybe then you'll learn that posting content on 4chan isn't about getting attention.
>>13171779Oh please.Tumblr has no say in the relevance of JoJo.Maybe I'm only saying that because I got introduced to JoJo by hanging out with YOU guys.
>>13172022Now now, don't go making generalizations. The thing about this particular story is that I'm planning on a massive shift in the mood when the MC inevitably dies, with the stuff coming after being more in line with the things we usually read here. This edgy shit isn't something I expected people to be jumping in joy about, but if it REALLY pisses people off, it'd be better to just not have it at all.You know what I'm saying?>>13172026>>13172027OK, I'm outta here.
>>13172027I like to bully him
>>13172007Please no. Not being able to enjoy the greatness of undead love is too much.
>>13172037Alp, as a writefag, you should already know writing about anything is going to piss off at least someone in these threads, that's a guarantee. Why let that random autistic rage determine your agenda?
>>13172001>I'm retard because I can't control wind direction and keep random snowflakes from falling in my eye Fuck you you albino nerd
>>13172008God dammit, Alp. I was only pointing out how that idiom doesn't fit.
>>13172056I never said you were retarded. Why are you calling yourself one?Are you trying to tell us something m8?
>>13172054>>13172057Stop giving him attention. All you are doing is enabling him at this point. Which, as another anon has pointed out, keeps happening. Dude has problems. Doesn't matter if he can write the next bestselling novel if he's more mentally unstable than some horrific child of Bromont and CYOAnon.
>>13172062Well he has started dropping fat alps on us so we are good there.
>>13172059It's implied.
>>13172062>mentally unstableWhat condition are you diagnosing him with, doc?>>13172067Wat
>>13171961>This paste has been removed!Fucking WHY?!
>>13172067>>13172070*Hasn't brain shut down.
So I had the idea of writing out a greentext about a Blue Oni pool-shark and her friends getting in a bar tourney, but I don't know what all to have in it or how it will turn out.Considering the thread is pretty slow, should I live write it and let the story be more fluid, or come up with a better structure and post later?
>>13172077If it's a proper story, work it out before you post.
>>13172073It's a clever ruse to get it more views like>>13172026said.
>>13172077might as well do it here
>>13172077Would pool be incredibly boring to read about?
>>13172092I suppose if you don't know the rules and lingo, and suck at visualizing.
>>13172084Well, all I have figured out so far is her friends and tourney teammates, and a couple opposing teams. Beyond that, I don't have many small things decided on>>13172092Honestly I have no clue, its partially an experiment to see if it is or not. In any case I plan to treat it like a fight scene and describe strategies and other details as rich as possible
>>13172092Not him but you could make it interesting, but the specific descriptions of various shots and tactics would only make sense to those familiar with the game."Shoot your up table shots first." is a life saying for a reason. As is "Behind the 8 ball."Personally, when I see hustlers, I can only imagine it all going wrong like poor young Munson from Kingpin.
>>13172098>>13172100Sounds pretty niche. I would type it up in pastebin and post a link
>>13172062>Bromont>Mentally unstableThat may explain why I haven't seen him around.I don't want him to end up like CYOAnon.
>>13172113What happened to him then? Last I heard he was writing a pirate story.
>>13172115Just sorta vanished, the last I remember.
>>13172116Wouldn't that best for everyone then? No drama, just oblivion.
>>13172115only pirate story i heard bout was that one about a navy sailor geting stalked by pink sails and a manticore captain
>>13172092I think pool is interesting enough to be a focus, but the real reason I like it in literature is because pool is an excellent vehicle for interaction between two characters.
>>13172120All the unwanted idiots, sure.
>>13172025incubization doesn't do thatthe demon lord changed and shrunk down horsepussy until it was the same as humanpussy
>>13172127Right. Like HIM.
>>13172131Oh god, anybody but HIM!
>>13172131Are you well, anon? Do you have brain damage?
>>13172136I'm fine anon.
Well it looks like the artist posted it, ruining my plan. So here she is.
>>13171779Please Tumblr will hate this because of how it sexualizes women but not men.
>>13172141But Darling is a sex object.
>>13172140Aww, she's doing that thing with the burning booze.
>>13172140Who's the artist?
>>13172143Only women can be objectified you misogynist pig.
>>13171526Make contact, then establish dominance
>>13172140>fluffy ears>dem tig ol bittiesI want one now.
>>13172140I don't like Ushi-onis, but this is pretty cute
>>13172130You're right about horse pushy size, but Incubization comes with "genital gargantuism" so I don"t know what the fuck you're on about.
>>13172145Flambé
>>13172140That kitchen is waaaay too tiny.
>>13172160>horse pushyThe way I heard that in my head made this post hilarious.
>>13172162La--vie-en-frere-Jacques to you as well, Frenchie.
>>13170732This raging mushroom here isn´t meant as a bribe. >>13170754A
>>13172165It seems more like she is way too big. Not that I mind in that regard, but arachnid types have pretty big bodies, yeah?Still, cute picture.
>>13172165It's bigger than mine
>>13172165More like she's a big girl.
>>13172177Not for me
>>13172166>>13172160>Horse pushy>You sneak up behind your centaur daughteru as her horse body is lying on the ground resting her legs>Gently push her to her side, making her lose her balance and fall down sideways>Proceed to tickle her tummies while she's defenseless
>>13172178More for me.
>>13172179>Horse legs flail around as she laughs>Hoof clips your face and gives you a black eye>Go to work the next day and tell all the guys you got into a fight with an Oni
>>13172179Seems like an easy way to get kicked.>>13172187Yep.
>>13172179>push you daughteru>she breaks her horsepussy legs>at least you got free glue
>>13172146Magnifire on DA
>>13172201What the actual fuck bro
Look at this choice Harpy Butt that's gonna be all over yer TV.
>>13172216You did push her.
>>13172218So how many episodes would you say we're looking at before filler becomes a thing?
>>13172218So is everybody saying their faces look bad because they think they look too dolled up?Because I'm starting to see what they mean.
>>13172222Uh, _8.
>>13172223I like them.
>>13172222Well assuming the production team isn't Toei or A-1 level retarded with pacing it should be an Episode per chapter.I assume it'll be a 24 cour thing and it'll end when The first trio gets letters from their mothers, that's a safe bet.Then we get a new season a year later
>>13172228I do too, and yet I do see how people can say they look too...you know, Barbie-esque.
>>13172222Filler eps will be about MON and Polt
>>13172220I said gently push her, not shove her.
>>13172227Nah, filler here and there right from episode 1. I figure they'll stretch chapters a bit and we'll get a chapter or two per episode, 12 episodes, with the series ending on a cliffhanger of them finding out their mothers are coming.
>>13172216You did it to herWhy did you think pushing horses is a good idea?
>>13172222I've seen people talking about it just being one, 13 episode season.Industry standard for manga adaptations is 2-3 chapters to one episode generally. As it is now, if they pace it at 2 chapters to an episode, that'll bring them up to the chapter with the Human Girl, with a nice "Season 2 Never" Cliffhanger with the girl's receiving letters from their moms. No filler needed.
>>13172230>24 Episodesthat's pretty optimistic, don't most shows go 12 or 13 episodes a season?
>>13172230>24 epAyyyVery few anime get 24 eps nowadays, I'm pretty sure it would be 12-13
>>13172235Murderer.
>>13172242>>13172244Fairly sure MM is popular enough to get a 24 cour.Besides does anything even happen in Chapter 12 that would be a good lead in to another season?
>>13172218>>13172223The whole physique seems less appealing then crabmans drawings, i mean look at her lackluster ass.I guess they had to make the characters less detailed for an anime adaptation
>>13172231This coming from moefags.
>>13172250A show getting two seasons right off the bat just isn't what's done anymore. Not to mention, MM definitely doesn't have enough content currently to support it.The only studio I can think of that still does 24-episode shows out the gate, is Sunrise.Also, as was already mentioned, unless the chapters are absurdly long, which MMs are not, adaptation from manga to anime generally isn't 1 chapter = 1 episode.It'll be more likely be 2 chapters = 1 episode.
>>13172250>good lead to another seasonIs this your first anime?>anime ends on a cliffhanger>next season never because sales a shit or just because
>>13172218We can assume these are the anime designs, right? Can anybody tell the studio from the style?
>>13172264DEEN
>>13172261>Mondaiji and Hagure Yuusha will never get a second seasonFuck this gay earth.
>>13172261Cliffhangers are THE BESTThey make you want things NOWand your options are either, read the manga or be patient and wait
>>13172264Nope. And I don't think it's been officially stated yet. All I can find reference to is that it's being produced by TOHO. Which doesn't exactly narrow things down.
>>13172140I love it.>I'm totally gonna get me some of that D tonight. Might even be consensual.
I HEARD YOU LIKE USHI ONIS
>>13172271>read the mangaExcept more than half of anime based on LN or VN that will never be translatedOnly 1 in 10 anime get proper next season, others just left hanging forever
>>13172264Looks like Xebec. Just google the studio and the shading, color, lines and the like look pretty similar.
>>13172302Not enough curves
>>13172293You heard right.
>>13172293I do. And my love of them is completely voluntary. Yessir.In an entirely unrelated fact, I live on the ground floor of my apartment complex.
>>13172310AIC is the only other one that seems to fit if it isn't.
>>13172293If they consider flamethrower love then yes I love them.
>>13172140>Ushi naked apronI didn't know I wanted this till now.
>>13172181Was getting stuck in the Kitchen part of her plan?
Ok anons, three MGs of your choice appear on your doorstep one day. Apparently your great great great great grandfather made a deal with their ancestors that you would marry them. List them in whichever order you want but remember that order. Got them? Ok!Number 1 is the fittest of the fit, packing more muscle than an oni and minotaur combined. She also has a more tomboyish attitude than is normal for her species and is willing to teach you how to fight and get in shape, when she's not in the ring herself. Number two is...well...Hefty is putting it lightly, although its mostly focused on her hips, ass, and breasts. She's more dere-dere than her species normally is, fussing over you when your sick, making you home cooked meals, and cuddling you when your tired. Number 3 is...short, nearly two feet shorter than the average hight of her species (one foot if mouse/alice sized, half a foot if fairy/imp sized) and has a bit of a complex about it. She's much shyer than other members of her species and is VERY easy to embarrass or tease, reducing her to a squirming blushing wreck with but a word. Her body is a bit thin though.This also comes a grand inheritance from said ancestor from your family, the letter only stating that "you'll need it." Girls body types are not stuck as they but the time it takes to get one in/out of shape will take a while and the other girls to swap into the shape you are trying to get rid of. (IE getting the hefty one into muscle mountain mode will cause the other two to become hefty because they, irrationally, think that you are spending time with the other one because you like heavy girls.)
>>13172324And holy shit she is packing under that thing. Those tits are about to fall out.
>>13172293Who's that drawfag? It reminds me of Luth but doesn't have his signature.
>>13172319>AICProbably them
>>13172293Fix the hand pattern.>>13172336Neryumo
>>13172329>Fit tomboy crow tenguThis could be great. Kind of weird imagining a buff tomboyish nerd. >Chubby Cyclops Par for the course, but still nice. Cuddling with a sweet cyclops sounds appealing. >Short Lamia.Cute. I'm going to pat her on the head and tease her with love.
>>13172339Divine
>>13172339Wait, did you draw that? Or did you just post an old version of it?
>>13172329>Dragon>Nightmare>AnubisI can work with this. Besides, if the /fit/ Dragon wants to drag me along on some exercise, I'm sure she wouldn't mind having the Nightmare tag along, her metabolism helping lose the weight quick with a bit of nudging. And then the Anubis would come along, to make it a whole group activity! Also.>Shy, petite Anubis with a height complexMUH HEART.I just want to sit her on my lap and cuddle her.
>>13172355Neryumo updated it the second I went to post it here. Sneaky russians be sneaky.
>>13172347>Fit Tengu>Ey! Husband! Got some books on nutrition for ya!
>>13172361>russianDoes he cheeki breeki i v damki?
>>13172339>Ushi-Oni. Commission for ELH and http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/Heh
>>13170449I don't know why, but those designs look rather XEBEC like.
>>13172073It begins. Again.
>All these Ushi-Oni commissionsAlright guys, which one do you and your waifu fall into>Popular Monster Girl that gets art and commissions made all the time>Manticore so .less draws her all the time>Unpopular Monster Girl that has no art>You have to commission any art for your waifu because you're the only one with herWhich one are you? I'm the last.
>>13172456None of the above, I've got >Monster Girl with some art
>>13172456Little bit of column A.Little bit of column D.
>>13172456>>13172459Same here.
>>13172462Anubisfucker?
>>13172456I paid for that one, so what does that tell you?
>>13172456Unpopular.Mantis too good for these threads
Welp, Terry Pratchett just died
>>13172473He was younger than I thought.
>>13172456She doesn't have NO art, but she's not wildly popular, either.
>>13172478>KrakenShe got a fucking doujin, you don't get to complain about amount of art of her.Good tastes though, Kraken is underrated.
>>13170468> Where were you when Monster Girls died?I remember it distinctly. August 2012, the first time saw an anon get flamed for posting SUFFERING.Monstergirls is already dead. The strange, terrible creature that would snatch you in the night and rape you over your screams? Fatally poisoned by waifus and vanillafags. Today we wear bits of its fur as decoration, while fashioning its bones into childs' toys for our "daughterus".Rest. In. Pieces.
>>13172468Yes.
>>13172357>Sit her in your lap and start starting her ears>Tail goes into maximum overwag while she blushes
>>13172481I'm lucky slapstickstrike has such good taste
>>13172482I think the death of such things is actually less because of waifu and vanillafags, and more the fault of the guys who got "WHAT A BITCH! I'D FIGHT! I'D KILL DAT BITCH DEAD DEAD DEAD FOR TRYIN' TO TAKE MUH FREEDOM!" whenever such girls come up nowadays.
>>13172482Thank god.
>>13172488God, I want it so bad! Need arts of a tiny Anubis getting cuddled in her husbando's lap. Badly.
>>13172482>The strange, terrible creatureYou can get that in MGQ
>>13172491But Freedom-kun is your friend. He fights for your right to agree with him.
>>13172500But what of my right to disagree with him?
>>13172482>This wish fulfillment escapism is dead/dying because they didn't welcome my suffering with open arms
>>13172140I never knew they built stoves in the middle of kitchens.
>>13172491That too is our right waifufag.WE FIGHT! and eat delicious food.WE FIGHT! and drink fine wine.WE FIGHT! and sleep with beautiful women.Hell, FIGHT beautiful women.You're small time.
>>13172506That would make you a slave, and that would be sad. Freedom means being free, whether you want to or not. Freedom means being able to choose, but only so long as you make the right choice. Such is nature of freedom. This is what Freedom-kun fights for.
>>13172491I guess the point is not so much that IT'S ALL OGRE as it is that US, right now in this thread, are ourselves the normalfags - the ones who swamped the original "muh demon rapist"fags out of the business, or at least relegated them to a demographic minority.So the inevitable swarm of newfaggotry isn't necessarily a death knell, as we are already living in the aftermath of such an event.And who could object to daughterus anyway.
>>13172517Freedom is overrated.
>>13172456Well, A for my waifu.As for monster girls that I equally like and wish to spread the joys of, C and D.
>>13172517>All this hypocrisyMy sides. Thanks man.>>13172516But why fight when you don't have to?
>>13172516No you don't. All you're doing is sperging on the internet.
>>13172517Stop talking out the ass about me fag. You're free to, but you're a fag.
>>13172261>next season never because sales a shit or just becauseAt least a show like GARO has pachinkobux to thrive off of.
>>13172520Why do kids cry with their fists on their eyes again? I swear I knew it before, but not anymore. Maybe my childhood memories are fading.
>>13172521But anon, that slave-talk, and you're not allowed to think like that, because free men aren't slaves and therefore don't think like that. It is the duty of all free men to free all the slaves, no matter how much they struggle against it. The true nature of freedom is hard to define. To be truly free, just do as Freedom-kun does and don't worry, as long as you agree with him, you're free.
>>13172523Because I want to. Because I'm free to.
>>13172517Funny, I always referred to him as Walhart-kun.
>>13172530Because kids are retards
>>13172527A man chooses. A slave obeys. If I stopped now, I'd be slave. I must follow your example, even if it means going against everything you stand for!
I choose to be a "Slave" in love with the woman keeping him "Captive".
>>13172515They do. They're called islands. Pretty common, especially in newer houses. It's usually just a counter but I've seen em with stoves built in as well.
>>13172544You cannot make this choice, for making this choice means you have the slave mentality, and this means you are not free, and therefore you are not free to choose so. You are allowed to choose not to, however.
>>13172551I don't understand at all, but okay.
>>13172530You mean why is she wiping her tears with the back of her hand?
>>13172555There's nothing to understand, silly. Just do what I tell you to and don't think about it like a proper free man would.You don't want to be a slave who questions the very meaning of freedom, do you?
>>13172357>Dragon wraps tail around you while nightmare presses up against your arm with her massive mammaries while Anubis has a look of bliss on her face
>>13172524Fuck you. I remember the days when we had all out maledom and freedom in these threads. I remember when you could have good end AND bad ends. I remember when the worst fights we had were horse pussy vs snake cloaca, and that was just good fun. Now it's all stop liking what I don't like and bitching.
>>13172561This guy. He'd be so fucking happy.
>>13172538Good man. It will be much honor to cut you down.
>>13172567You can't cut me down, for I fight for freedom, and to fight me is to fight freedom, which is an idea, and idea's are bulletproof, and insofar as they are bulletproof, they may also have nanomachines, son.
>>13172563>I remember when the worst fights we had were horse pussy vs snake cloaca, and that was just good fun.When you put it that way, too much has changed.Maybe it's because we got too many KC entries?
>>13172564Not as happy as the guy who gets Mantis twins.
>>13172573I'm not so sure about that.
>>13172572It's because the sunshinefags got too numerous. We also lost too many people in the move, us the way we ended up here.
>>13172507Well, I'll admit that to an extent I'm guilty-as-charged a bit and confess there's an element of "stop NOT liking what I do like" in there.But once upon a time the only people who liked mgs were ones who fapped to out-and-out reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreak. Whether you think it's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you, but you'd be hard-pressed to simply deny that the character of the fandom has shifted massively since then. Now it's predominantly cuddles, waifus, and daughterus, with a smattering of Jolly Adventure thrown in there too.I just wonder exactly HOW the influx of EMG-TV fans is going to skew the focus this next time, though. If I had to make a wager, it's be that we'll edge out of "cute 'n' heartwarming monogamy" territory and into a more unashamedly sexual "I would fuk all da bitchez and becom da harem king, MUH DICK" territory.Plz no
>>13172581Nah, the edgy guys just killed themselves
>>13172573Ushi Oni twins > Mantis TwinsThankfully there's no such thing as a lilim twinset. R-Right?
>>13172584>"I would fuk all da bitchez and becom da harem king, MUH DICK" territory.Oh jesus no.
>>13172570I am free to fight freedom if I so choose, that is the essence of it.You are mot freedom kun, I am. Hedonism kun gave me that name.
>>13172586Not on purpose. They just cut their dicks while going to the bathroom. It's a bad way to go, but there it is.
>>13172579No shut up it's great.I want it.
>>13172584>But once upon a time the only people who liked mgs were ones who fapped to out-and-out reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreakBullshit. I've liked em from the start and I never liked those things.
>>13172591Lo and behold, for I was Hedonism-kun all along! Now the masks are off! Shall we dance? My Dragon mistress gave me permission.
>>13172586More like KC's clarifications robbed them of their voice, but they linger. Problem is, anything remotely bad gets shouted down as edgy, stifling variety. Not that it stops anyone truly.
>>13172573>Guy puts mantis down twice.>Gets fit twin and chubby twin who try to out do each other for anons affection
>>13172456>Manticore so .less draws her all the timeLess hasn't even drawn manticore in a long while.
>>13172608.less has drawn so much Manticore it could last a person a lifetime. He's drawn at least 3 waifus worth of pictures for Manticore.
>>13172586>you are edgy for trying to defend yourself and not wanting to become mindless cumpumpEverytime
>>13172600I would, but I'm going to play Vidya, maybe later[/spoiler
>>13172596Cool your tits, anon, I'm not trying to disinfo people into sympathy for edgelords, I'm just telling it as I see it.Surely you can agree that once upon a time there was, if not 100% reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreak, then at least "a lot more than we have now"% of that stuff.
>>13172619What are you playing?
>>13172615Nobody's saying you have to become a mindless cumpump. It's that most people you do hear saying "I WILL FIGHT," are probably the same people who would shoot an unarmed somebody immediately after yelling, >"AH! He's attacking! He came at me, you all saw that!"
So, is there any serious storage compilation of all MGE Girl art ever drawn? I remember when I went hunting for all the art of my waifu. It wasn't long thankfully, but I can only imagine for the more popular girls like Anubis how difficult it could be.
>>13172573>>13172607I'm sure you're both aware of this from Muju.
>>13172631Like that guy who took a gun to the movie theater and shot some drunk kid who threw popcorn at him?
>>13172622MK9, warming up for X.
>>13172636Not the ones I'm looking for anon.Kuudere MGE Mantis twins please.
>>13172641Your taste a shit, as expected. Have fun anyway.
>>13172634The best I can suggest is to search the "anubis (monster girl encyclopedia)" tag on gelbooru.The wiki collects a fair amount, but they get vanned if they host the explicit stuff so it's nothing above ecchi.
>>13172641>MK9I'm playing Mamatoto, not that you asked though.
Did everyone forget about her? It's the year of the sheep, shouldn't she be the villain of the year?
>>13172639Exactly like that, yes.
>>13172649I guess I should have said SF, skullgirls or arcana heart? Weeabo pls
>>13172669To be fair, Arcana Heart is much more of a fluid fighting game than Mortal Kombat.
>>13172561>>13172564Yes. Yes I would.
>>13172662>MamatotoIn my language, that means pussy eater.
>>13172669I don't even know what any of those are. Unless SF means Street Fighter, in which case I've seen the movie.I've seen the Mortal Kombat ones too. It's all shit. The games? The games I look down on.
>>13172664Nobody cares about sheeps.
>>13172675What language is that?
>>13172673I wish that happiness comes to you in your dreams.I wish I'd get continuation to that one dream I had where I built a nest for out egg.
>>13172664I wish SuperEgo would continue his Halfway House Story with the /ss/ loving Chupacabra.
>>13172581>>13172586The thread shits on anything not one extreme or another.
>>13172669Aside from those three? Guilty Gear.
>>13172695You just want to Bridget.
>>13172692Which is really sad, considering even the people who like equal relationships and shit can't say so without somebody going,>"No! You're just a stupid fence-sitter, fuck you."
>>13172698The correct answer is Dizzy, actually.
>>13172685>Happiness in my dreamsI wish so too. Unfortunately a disturbing number of my dreams involve me being eaten and dying horribly. I don't get nice dreams often.
>>13172689That's from like, half a year ago?
>>13172669It's fun nyugga. That's all I Care about.
>>13172689Is SuperEgo even around anymore, or do we for real now have an entirely new set of writefags from last year? We truly Gold and Silver saga now?Remember when Negawalker actually used to be good?Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>13172684Spanish. Literal translation wood be pushy suckler but who cares.
>>13172716Yeah, although his most recent story was posted on Jan. 22nd.
>>13172720Oddly enough, the game has one mode where you play a guy who fucks all the girls. It's almost fitting.
>>13170775>the mass graves of a dead civilization called the DragoonOh boy.
>>13172140>fluffy earsSo what happens if I do this?
>>13172738Do I taste... bismuth?
>>13172742Does bismuth even have a taste?
>>13172739You gonna get awoo'd
>>13172621Ok, yes. I only objected to the 100% part.
>>13172748Awoo'd by an Ushi-Oni?
>>13172140I want to hug her.After she's don't cooking of course, I value my life.
>>13172615Its actually>you are edgy for favoring an interpretation of the canon in which you will become a mindless cumpump
>>13172752Yes.
>>13172710Meant for >>13172672
>>13172757Dis gun be good.
>>13170775>dead DragoonsAnd here I thought that idea wouldn't be used too much here...
>>13172681I care about sheeps.
Registration ends soon, don't forget to sign up and practice.>>13172456All I want are little fun drawings, popularity doesn't matter like I want a drawing of this sign, but it'll never happen because cow.
>>13172689I think he ded
>>13172615The setting's closer to a hugbox than your interpretation.
>>13172770>RegistrationWhat registration?
>>13172756I have lost track of who's sarcastically strawmanning who here, but if I might interject: it is a sexual fantasy-land. If you are a peculiar specimen who gets the hots at the prospect of becoming a mindless cumpump, then fair enough.Not my taste, but it'd be sorta pointless to do anything other than interpret things in the way that is sexiest for you, no?
>>13172775Registration for the All County Holstaurus Team Tipping tournament.
>>13172780Tipping Holsts is boring because not only is it a pain to tip them over, but they just bounce right back up.
>>13172780Are we actually supposed to, like, rugby-tackle them, or is it acceptable to just rub their tits until they collapse on the floor themselves and roll over presenting?
>>13172699Equal stuff is all I ever really do in my writing and nobody has complained so far. It's just when somebody starts a dom vs dom debate that the equals get shit on. I think that's mostly because they usually tell both sides they're idiots.
>>13171516Sorry for the late reply, I only just woke up.I didn't realize anyone else liked mice, I'm willing to share though. Even I can't handle this many Skaven.
>>13172779Well, yes. That's the point. If you find it sexy and appealing, it will happen to you for your sexy fantasy. The one guy is an edgy faggot because he imagines such not because he likes it, but because it gives him an excuse to respond violently.
>>13172779Well yeah, I guess, but we weren't talking about that. Were we? What were we talking about?Man shut the fuck up, you're confusing me.
>>13172695I thought so, along with BB.
>>13172779What I meant here >>13172810 is what this guy >>13172806 said. I think.
>>13172742Is that a reference to something from outside these threads?
>>13172805>SkavenKill it with small but vicious dogs.
>>13172806Well fuck you too buddy. I don't want to be mindless and will fight. But fags will say "nuh uh you gon get raped and that's that". Fuck those guys too.
>>13172793Well it isn't against the rules to do the latter, but it isn't encouraged either as it can lead to unexpected results, and possible disqualification
>>13172841Or you could just imagine a nice, non-rapey romance, instead of violently flailing about like the edgy, autistic sperg you are.
>>13172852Fuck you. I'll do whatever I want. Don't like my fantasies? Eat a dick.
Did I ever show the new 12Beast girl?Gilly?
Hypothetical question here. Say by some magic act or accident, one or more of a chimera's personalities disappear. If all personalities are aware of each other, how would they react? What could possibly do such a thing? And how would specific personalities disappearing affect the chimera's behavior?Losing goat would probably make them lose a lot of their magic and wisdom, making them into a prideful brute.Losing lion may make them into a cowardLosing dragon would take away any semblance of pride.Losing snake would make them very vulnerable to tricks and deceit.
>>13172859Keep your fantasies in your own damn head then and quit shitting them out all over everything.
>>13172860I remember her, so probably.
>>13172838>pettanko dog-girlsAnon please, those are adorable.
>>13172860eyes like papi ears like mero
>>13172863I'm strangling a weresheep to death right now, how do you feel?Fucking faggot. "You can only only imagine happy shut cuz I'm the boss of you and the thread". Fuck off.
>>13172871Chest like Draco.
>>13172872>How do I feelI feel sorry for your parents for raising an asshole such as yourself.
>>13172865Never know, with how long it takes between chapters.
>>13172863Same to you sunshinefag.
>>13172860If I tickle those will she die?
>>13172874No bully
>>13172879>if your fantasies aren't like man you don't belong hereOh there's an as whole here all right, and I'm talking to him.
>>13172872Calm down son.
>>13172806>The one guy is an edgy faggot because he imagines such not because he likes it, but because it gives him an excuse to respond violently.I sort of see where you're coming from, but as a man with mild paladinry tendencies myself, to an extent the violence is an integral component of the sexual fetish.Getting raped by a succubus is kinkier, and forbidden-fruit-ier, if you are legitimately, zealously committed to her destruction. Being a man who secretly nurtures a yearning for coexistance is fine for those who like it, but you can't taste the unique physical and emotional train-crash of a classic hatefuck without the... err... hate part.So if he just wants to Hit Tings With Sword, then fine, that's edge. If he needs to be a jaded man of violence so his inevitable debasement under a succubus' pelvis is that much more galling - which is my excuse - then I hope that doesn't count as edge.Plz do not bully the paladin. We're secretly masochistic, so it probably won't have the effect you want anyway
>>13172886It will be extremely painful since she's very sensitive there.
>>13172882I'm not even a sunshinefag, you edgefag. You're so fucking edgy people who aren't even sunshinefags are calling you out. Shouldn't you take a minute to think that over, or are you going o continue being the human equivalent to the Westboro Baptist Church?
>>13172888*mine
>>13172893This guy sounds reasonable.>>13172882This guy does not.
>>13172893You're over thinking it anon. He just wants to kill them.Actually he's just trolling but people bite it all the time so he never stops.
>>13172894She's a big girl.
>>13172906It's because they're two different people. One's trying to enjoy his fantasy, and the other iss just an edgy kid.
>>13172914No, anon. She's not. She has the constitution of Papi without wings, whatever the fuck makes you think she's a big girl?Shut your fucking mouth, or I'll shut it for you.
>>13172895Everything you say loses all meaning once you say edgy. That little barb with the weresheep, hell yeah that was edgy. But if I say I would FIGHT being broken by a sushi oni or manticore, who are sadistic monsters, I'm just defending myself. But no matter the context, I'm edgy. So fuck you, I don't care what you say. You could just not reply to "edgy posts" but you're too much of a sperg to ignore something you don't like.
>>13172914>>13172918I fucking hate you two.
>>13172918Was getting caught in >>13172881 part of her plan?
>>13172906>>13172911See >>13172919
>>13172919>Loses all meaning once you say edgyNo it doesn't, because you're not doing it for defense, you're doing it to be edgy.
>>13172926I'm pretty sure if those wires tighten enough, she'll be turned into sushi, so I don't think so.
>>13172931Says you.
>>13172937There's more people than me telling you that, and only you saying you're not. Just give up, shut up, and stop being a bother to the thread.
>>13172936Well congratulations, she got herself caught! What's the next step of her Master Plan?
>>13172945Getting MC to save her, probably.Him, or the Black Mage Kraken girl.
>>13172893I'm no masichist and just cause I like reverse rape it doesn't mean I want to be a cumpump. I want to be a free man and if so.wine tries to take that I will defend myself, with deadly force if necessary. And since context never matters, call me edgy, it won't stop me.
>>13172949Dale-kun leave.
>>13172949>I don't want to be a cumpumpAnd yet apparently, to you, everything has to be a "Fight or become a cumpump" scenario.It' so easy not to see something that way, and yet you do. How come?
>>13172949>I don't want to be a cumpumpWow, I've never heard every other cumpump say that before. I'm sure you'll have the resolve to not mindbreak just like they did.
>>13172942I don't care if there's a hundred of you. Just like you want to a cumpump, a choose to reject that fate. And I'll do whatever it takes, even if it hurts your fragile sensitivities.>>13172954Make me.
>>13172971Wow, you're edgy, bad at spelling/typing, and a tool.I almost feel pity for you, Dale.
What up guys.I'm backWhat did I miss?
>>13172984Fuck off.
>You and your Vampire wife have a Dhampir daughter>Halloween comes around>You dress up like Jonathan>She dresses up like Dio>You dress your daughter up like Giorno>Your daughter is grumpy because she wanted to go as Jotaro, but you told her that no daughter of yours will dress up like worst JoJo
>>13172958Because there's such a thing as sadistic, rape powerhouse monsters and not every setting is MGE? Because if I want to adventure ten faggot will pipe up saying "lol no, you gon get raped and made into a cumpump/househusband". Well fuck that, I refuse. Look one post below you.>>13172968Say it to my sword bitch.
>>13172987wow rude
>>13172991>Worst JojoThem's fighting words faggot.
>>13172991>Jotaro>WorstThat's not GioGio.
>>13172983>missed one letter>HURR YOU'RE RETARDED!Getting desperate are we?
>>13172995>not every setting is MGEExactly. In EMG, all the girls are more or less docile as fuck.Chill out.
>>13172991Jotaro is far from the worst.
>>13172995Nobody's saying that you strawmanning manchild.All you want to do is murder monsters, not adventure. You're an edgy manchild and the other paladins don't even want to share the same table with you at lunch. THAT'S HOW FUCKING EDGY YOU ARE
>>13172995Just another day in "muh invincible monsters" general.
Hey, you're waifu asked you to take off your pants to she can give her daughteru sex lessons? I mean, would you rather her learn sex from the two of you, or from her Chesire friend who wants her to dick the Fatheru?
>>13173002You missed much more than a letter, numbnuts.Only desperate one is you, by the way.
>>13173006Tell that to the people who flip their shit at someone saying they'd rather fight rather than being a cumpump, or choosing to die because they don't want to be slaves.
>>13173014I don't know, I'll be embarrassed for my daughter to see me naked.
>>13172872>>13172882See, I thought that we were here because of a love for Monster Girls, regardless of what they may or may not do, which caters to more individual taste. The generality is "We like MGs". So why are you here if you hate and want to kill them?>>13172893This angle I get at least.I figure a bit of abstinence, and then some shared rage'shrooms, could be a decent proxy for hatefucking.
>>13173014>Anon sits naked awkwardly with a stiffie, while his daughteru sits in the corner intensely writing notes while your waifu talks>"Now, I charged your Aunt, my younger sister, for these lessons, so make sure you pay close attention, you'll only get one free lesson. Understand?">Your daughteru nods.>"OK honey, now it's all in the technique.">"First go like this">"Spin it around">"STOP">"Double take three times">"One">"Two">"Three">"Then PELVIC THRUST"
>>13173014I'd rather show them a porn site.
>>13172998>>13172999>>13173007Well that's just like, your opinion man.Worst might be a bad term, because I don't dislike any of the JoJos, but Jotaro is definitely my least favorite because he's a bit of an edgy Mary Sue.
>>13173024You keep saying "rather than being a cumpump."And so far, I think you're the only person who's using that phrase, completely unironically.
>>13173026Exactly, we're here to love them, not strangle Weresheep just to be edgy and "hip".
>>13172893I want to sneak raging mushrooms into the female dorms of the paladin training groundsBefore dissapearence into the night.I shall become a magician of justice and dickery, trolling the order wherever I go.
>>13173034But anon, porn is corruptive and an inaccurate display of human intimacy. It'd be far healthier to let her view an actual couple doing the deed.
>>13173029Son of a bitch that was perfect
>>13173035>Edgy mary sueDude, fuck you. He's not only one of the best Jojos, but he is DEFINITELY not an edgy sue.
>>13173035>>13173035Either way, I think we can all agree that Joseph was the best one of them all.
>>13173016Three letter, oh, what a crime. Fuck off grammar autist.>>13173009Excep they do, all the fucking time. And then there's control freaks like you yelling at people in the internet because "he imagined x different than me". Get the fuck out of my face.Need proof? Here >>13172968>inb4 it's just a joke.
>>13173029Damnit anon
>>13173035Nigga GioGio literally gets an everything-proof shield by the end of his story.Fuck Part 5.>>13173047That's not his kid though.
>>13173014This video works better in the case she's a venomous type, and what the boy would do to her if she would have injected some venom into him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK6UaPnRYcc
>>13173048>Using a joke as proof>Calling me a grammar autist>Still saying "they're saying Z even though they're saying B!!!!"Grasping for straws, assmunch?
>>13173014Hands on lesson of course.FIRMLY GRASP IT.
>>13173034>>13173043This. Imagine if your daughteru stumbled upon a handholding sight and thought that relationships between man and monster were equal with handholding, tender love, and nothing lewd.This is why you should teach your children, so they know what filth is.
>>13173061But anon that's fine.
>>13173061>thought that relationships between man and monster were equal with handholding, tender love, and nothing lewd.Your daughteru is now paladin Mike.Is this awesome? Y/Y
>>13173046The dude unlocked new powers and beat DIO through the power of his anger. He literally leveled up by getting mad.>>13173047Joseph,s great, Johnny a best.>>13173056Necessary to beat Diavolo, really, though I'll agree it was a bullshit asspull. Read better translations of part 5 and you'll like it better.
>>13173057Otherwise the next time you go to visit your daughteru's home, the last five search entries on her computer will be something like:>How do you know if your man likes to be dominated?>How do aphrodisiacs work?>Is Apophis venom safe?>PoizinousXXX.com>Local Poison Control centers
>>13173071More of Paladin Mike and his "Exercise" partners when?
>>13173075So what? He's still pretty cool, not Joseph cool, but cool.
>>13173026I don't hate all monstergirls. But say you're out and a weresheep tries to rape you. You could run away, or let her have her fun and be on your way. But something like an ushi oni or dragon is not just going to take no for an answer. So you can submit, or fight. I'd fight in such cases, and if I have to kill to get away I will. But that's edgy, you're a selfish faggot if you won't just submit. Well I don't care what those people think. Just wait, some faggot is gonna come out with "hurr, beating a ushi/dragon HFY pls go" or something along those lines.
>>13173048I don't think you answered >>13173036.pls respond. I'm lonely.
>>13173075>Supporting terrorismJohnny is the true villain, fucker would probably be an elf.
>>13173058Oh, it was bait.
>>13173079A Dragon isn't going to rape you, and even then you damn well don't have the strength to fight her off OR kill her o an Ushi.You clearly don't know anything about the setting and just want to be edgy and "cool".
Would Monstergirls get the message if a guy is too pissed off to have sex and/or be husbando'd?
>>13173079Why not such a situation where you parkour your way out like Jackie Chan and lose her?Or do you like not have that kind of capacity to think?
>>13173079>>13173088Please don't let this thread devolve into shitflinging.
>>13173086It wasn't even bait. It was meant to be a joke, Dale, but your edginess makes you think otherwise.
>>13173079hurr, beating a ushi/dragon HFY pls go.Seriously though, this shit's supposed to be about imagining your ideal, enjoyable situations and fantasies. Deliberately putting yourself into a situation you don't want, just so you have an excuse to kill something, is stupid and yes, edgy.
>>13173090>Human men are highly unreceptive to aphrodisiacs and the female body when angered. Do not try to engage a man in sex when upset>Figure 1: Male human at his bench, lookin' mad as hell
>>13173088Anon, please. Don't you know that he's a total badass? He says so, so it must be true.
>>13173093I'll get the popcorn ready
>>13173100What a helpful post, please continue.
>>13173091Of course he doesn't anon.He just wants to have his Monster Girl murdering guro fetish satisfied, and gets all buttmad when we tell him to get >>>/out/
>>13173100He's such a badass that I'm Alping from his manly aura!
>>131723291. buff Kikimora2. HEALTHY Lilim3. Small ApophisThis is going to be hilarious, ara ara~ and adorable.
>>13173099>"Mm-hmm-hmm~.">"Hello, Anon. I was thinking you should join me for lunch today. I know a wonderful spot where we can...eat out~.""Fuck you, I'm not hungry! Go away!">"I...O-Okay."
>>13173111In this particular case, just looking at her clears up my bad mood straight away.But then, I'm me. You may not be me.
>>13173115You're not wrong though.I'll always accept someone's offer to eat lunch with them.
>>13173115Anubisfucker I don't think you'd be mad if an Anubis spilled her coffee on your crotch.
>>13173111>Too angry eat a girl outDamn, his blood must be boiling.
>>13173109>Small apophisTruly very adorable. What monster isn't better when they're small and-oh god I'm infected by Sabbath.
>>13173117Faggot.Eating by yourself is wonderful.
>>13173124>SYDSuzu.gif
>>13173125It is, except for when it's not.I'm a lonely son of a bitch who likes having people around.
>>13173119This is true. I'd assure her that I was fine, no harm done, no matter how much it might burn.I'd be out-right happy about it if she offered to help me 'clean up'.
>>13173109The strongest meido.>Do you even lift mastah?Don't forget the apophis is now susceptible to bullying now.
>>13173080Look one post above you.Anyway, I am aware of the clarifications that have been made by KC, so becoming a cumpump is less likely, supposedly, seeing the fate of men dragged to the cat kingdom and monsters like oni, girtablily, and hornet. Add to that that not every scenario posted here follows MGE rules and becoming a cum pump becomes a very real possibility. Plus, like I said earlier, not every setting is MGE, imagine falling prey to a monster if VH or MGQ. You gonna call me edgy for not wanting thorn pussy, being vored or ducked to death? I don't get to defend myself even then? Well I think you're insane if that's the case.
>>13173135>She tries to clean it up>Your "Apache Chief" will not rise>Sue coffee standI've been watching Harvey Birdman AAL recently...
>>13173088"No you can't">>13173026What did I say?
>"Oh dear Anon, I appear to have my copy of "Through the Looking Glass" stuck, would you be kind enough to get it out Anon? Careful though, we wouldn't want anything else getting stuck there... Or would we?"
>>13173148>"No you can't"You're damn right when you keep twisting everything to support your edgy world view. Try doing things from the vanilla MGE for once.
>>13173132>>13173125I hate eating in the presence of other people. I just can't stop thinking they're watching me eat my food, which pisses me off to no end. Not to mention that they keep trying to talk to me when I'm trying to focus on enjoying my food.
>>13173136I'm gonna give her upsies and she's going to like it.
>>13173139>Imagine falling prey to a monster in VH or MGQHere's an idea.Just don't imagine that! Crazy, I know.
>>13173139>If it's not KC...>IT MUST BE VIOLATED HERO, HOLY SHIT!See, you keep jumping to the worst possible scenario. Like a soldier who's seen too much war.Try reading EMG. Or watching it, if you plan on waiting til July.All in all, you just really need to chill. Don't direct me towards the dudes who are like, "Nuh-uh get raped," cuz those guys are idiots too. You, specifically you, right now, need to chill.
>>13173109I'm curious what the Nyan order would be
>>13173152That's a small book.
>>13173152Christ alive, lady. Your book's going to be destroyed with all that dampness around it.Why don't I just buy you a new copy. My treat
>>13173152>"Just get it out yourself dumbass"
>>13173162Alternatively, she's a big girl. She is a Dragon after all.
>>13173156>Tiny apophis stuttering a-ara a-ara while you lift her up
>>13173152As long as nothing lewd happens.
>>13173169More like cursing at you in English.Or Egyptian.
>>13173169>>13173175>She doesn't admit it, but she likes it when you lift her up>And give he headpats>And treat her like a kid
>>13173152>that moment when I can grab it without using my hands or mouth.
>>13173172>"Now, would a face like mine ever trick you? Go on Anon, grab the book. Touch the Wocks. Do it now."
>>13173179>Have her sit/wrapped around your shoulders so she can see events when there's a crowd
>>13173183>Touch the WocksShe's 6th grader Jabberwock?
>>13173179>You will never hug her from behind like sohttp://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/1186723>You will never rest your head on top of hers as you snuggle her like a teddy bear for several hours
>>13173091It would depend on the scenario. If we're In mge's medieval setting, the there's magic present, so you can fight. And no I can't parkour. Most modern setting$ don't have magic, or humans can't use it, so you have to resort to firearms and the like. What's more likely, carring a gun or 10 smoke or flashback grenades in order to get away. And just like my earlier prediction came true, so will this one:"Hurr, he thinks he can beat a monster with magic/guns, humans can't do shit ROFL"
>>13173183Well you seem like you're honest. I'll do it. like
>>13173183God damn it anon, stop making me want to kiss a Jabberwock.
>>13173187>Refuses to watch a movie marathon with you unless she gets to sit on your lap>She tells you it's the best seat in the house
>>13173197What's wrong with that?
>>13173200>She's the little spoon in bed>Even though she wants to be the big spoon
>>13173197>Not wanting to Jabber a WockJabberwocks are love Anon, why not give into the temptation and kiss one?
>>13173152>>13173183Damn Jabberwocks and their games. Can't you just rape me like normal?
>>13173193> And no I can't parkour.You mean you, specifically, as your non-self-insert self cannot parkour.But what about your OP MC self who with some normal human feats can, if not outrun an MG, can at least jump over obstacles and hide from one?See your imagination is limited, which may very well explain why you always jump to, "No, I gotta, gotta, gotta shoot her."
>>13173152>"Is she doing what I think she's doing? Is she using her other tong-- She's using her other tongue. God dammit.">"Shut up, Wock. She's trying to seduce Anon.">" 'Oh, Anon~, I got a book stuck between my breasts!'... Seriously? This is too cringey to ignore, man.">"Just shut up. Last time you criticized her for trying to be sexy, we got our mouths taped and our heads tied up together behind her back for a week, and I didn't like that shit one bit. I could feel my IQ dropping by the minute just by being near your aura of stupid.">"... Fine, but she's getting a real scolding later for being so goddamn cheesy... Wait a second, what did you just--">"Shut. Up."
>>13173204>She never complains because if she were the bigger spoon she wouldn't be able to be your teddy bear/pillow to cuddle with
>>13173193You can, but you need the proper magic/skills/weapons to do so.You can't beat a Dragon or Ushi with basic level magic o mediocre skills, and to think you can would make you edgy and one of those kids who makes self insert mary sue characters in their stories.
>>13173159It's the truth. You said not but look>>13173104 >>13173100 and then there's this faggot >>13173154 outright telling me I can't imagine x. You see this shit? Fuck those people.
>>13173202>>13173206I can't get ANOTHER waifu guys.It's ruining my laifu.
>>13173204>Tiny apophis sleeps on anons chest while muscle meido and max soft lilim cuddle him from the sidesHeaven
>>13173212>She actually enjoys your embrace>Nuzzles your chest when you're asleep
>>13173217Why resist your slut instincts? Have a threesome.
>>13173216You're not listening to him.Just drop the fucking subject you god damned edgy mongoloid and take a fucking chill pill.
>>13173216See, I was saying you should chill, and instead you did the one thing I told you not to do.Machillga.
>>13173223>After a while of you two always in each others embrace, she can't fall asleep without her in your embrace>And you can't fall asleep without her as your teddy bear
>>13173098I take the setting as a whole, not small scenarios. Just like you could stumble upon a holstaurus who hurt her hoof and needs help getting somewhere, so could you be swooped down on by a manticore who wants to make you her chew toy and I ain't with that. >inb4 just imagine running into the Holst instead and babies ever after, or leave, and ignore the manticoreThat's limiting, like playing an rpg and leaving out x enemy because they piss you off. I want it all.
>>13173088>A Dragon isn't going to rape youAww.Pretty please?On a mildly less facetious note, I always imagined that even MGE dragons would rape you. They might be haughty, but they are still monstergirls, so they will get giga-horny. Snatching a shepherd once in a while to slake her lusts, and then snorting "I'm finished with you. Get out" while she goes to sleep on her gold-pile is the kind of sex life I imagine them to have before they find their treasure....and maybe they'll rape the paladins who come to slay them, before sending them packing with fire at their backsides. She keeps their enchanted swords and armour to add to the hoard.
>>13173236>One night you roll over onto her>She struggles to get out from under you>She can't escape
>>13173161Buff Dormouse, Healthy Hinezumi, 1 foot tall large mouse.
>>13173241>I want it allSo you want to kill monsters? Get out.
>>13173248Damn she's tiny, hope stretching applies.Do we actually know how tall the mice would be?I figured 3- 3 1/2 feet
>>13173245No, you are not ruining this comfy and happiness
>>13173244No, Dragons weren't completely affected by MAMANO MANA, so they can hold back their instincts until certain conditions are met.
>>13173256It's not ruining it.I'm just trying to make it somewhat cute and funny, damn it. Is that not allowed?
>>13173255Four feet would be tallest, for Hinezumi size. Otherwise yeah, 3-3.5feet. And I hope stretching applies too.
>>13173263Oh. Sorry. Thought you were going to make it sad or somethingCarry on. My apologies.
>>13173255I always imagined Large Mice to be 4 +/- 0.5 feet.
>Daughter watches anon playing MH4U>He mounts a monster and stabs it enough to knock it over>The daughter gets an idea>Some random amount of time later she jumps onto Anons back and starts to kiss his neck>Anon catches on quickly to what she's imitating and tries to get her off to no avail
>>13173269>She tries smacking you awake, but is unable to>She gives up and sighs cutely>The next morning you ask her why she looks so grumpy>She mumbles while eating her lucky charms
>>13173268>Not tiny "large" mouse to ride on your shoulder.So sad Stretching just makes it lewder
>>13173282I can do both, can't I?
>>13173282I just realised somethingIf the mousegirls are all 3-3 1/2ft tall, then their babies would be a foot or belowYou could have toy sized/fairy sized daughteru's. And that's adorable a hell
>>13173208Oh Anon, Jabberwocks aren't like that. They're strong and mighty, and if they wanted to, they could rape you on the spot. But where is the fun in that? It'd be like milking a cow if they were to just rape you on the spot.No, a Jabberwock would tease you. She'd flirt, and she'd put hard work into it. But she wouldn't rape you. Even if you straight up asked her to fuck you already, she wouldn't. Not yet. Like an apple, you wouldn't be ripe.She'd continue to tease you, while she studied you, finding out what makes you tick. What you like and dislike, and how she can exploit that to make her more appealing to you. Love Spongebob? She might invite you to watch the movie with her, and "Accidentally" begin stroking you with her tentacle. Never provide release though, and if she felt you were close to it, she'd pause. And if she was worried you'd try to finish yourself off, she'd bind your hands to the chair.A Jabberwock would want to work to earn her husbando, the game of dating, romance, lust, it's all a game to them. And once you were completely hers, once you desire nothing more than for her to wrap you safely in her claws, once you beg her to make you her's, once she has you wrapped around her claw, and belonging to her in mind, body, and soul. Only then will she indulge you in all the worldly pleasures she can offer.A Jabberwock wouldn't rape you, though not because they can't, or because they aren't into femdom. They're big and powerful enough to easily rape a human, and I'm sure they're into femdom as your typical monster girl would be. No, they wouldn't rape you because it's too easy with little reward. Only when you willingly surrender yourself to her would she rape you.But hey, can't rape the willing can you?
>>13173224>ThreeI'm way farther down the hole than that.Try about 6-8.
>>13172453Alp and his twin have the same bullshit habit of deleting things. Except the latter actually called his an "autumnal fallout"
>>13173297tldrYou're a slut.
>>13173301>His twinAlp has a twin? I want to corrupt it
>>13173210>>13173210>"self inserting" as someone elseIsn't that just role play? Anyway, yeah, I imagine me, with my innate capabilities and perhaps the right tools, no avatar. I see MGE as a very rpg like world, where with training and foreknowledge, which we have, a man can prevail and do as he will. Why self insert as one of the men who believe the order's lies and has zero knowledge about monsters? , THAT is a surefire way to get raped and defeated.And in modern setting$, since magic is rarely present' self inserting as some Ranger tier badass, now that seems Gary stu to me. In such occasions, well yeah, you have to shoot her, depending on the monster. I don't throw ever rule out the window is my point.
>>13173300I will admit, I burst into a fit of laughter at that.
>>13173307Yes, but you'd be her slut.
>>13173297>A Jabberwock would want to work to earn her husbando, the game of dating, romance, lust, it's all a game to them. And once you were completely hers, once you desire nothing more than for her to wrap you safely in her claws, once you beg her to make you her's>make you her'sThat's my favorite thing about proactive dating.
>>13173289Probably
>>13173322I don't want to be a slut, I want to get with a monster on my terms and only when I feel ready.
>>13173300What a filthy fucking slut you are, offering your body up to that many girls. I bet you would enjoy every minute of it, and beg for more.
>>13173323Best Puru
>>13173231I am chill, look one post above you though.
>>13173320>with training and foreknowledge, which we have, a man can prevail and do as he will>some Ranger tier badass, now that seems Gary stu to me.>You have to shoot herIsn't that a bit contradictory?"Yeah, with hard work, you can be who you wanna be.""But learning how to escape successfully is gray stu-tier, so I'm just gonna shoot monstergirls."Okay.
>>13173297>Only when you willingly surrender yourself to her would she rape you.>But hey, can't rape the willing can you?All this and no payoff?
>>13173320>Why self insert as one of the men who believe the order's lies and has zero knowledge about monsters? , THAT is a surefire way to get raped and defeated.Well, speaking from the perspective of my own proclivities, the answer is that That'sThePoint.gif
>>13173329Wrong.Best Puru was Puru One and Two.
>>13173300I love 99% of MGs.I'd happily have a marriage with No more than four, and even then only if they were good friends with each other.The biggest problem would be if two were rivals and were trying to see who could have the most kids and get pregnant first
>MGK>You'll never be friends with 6th grader Jabberwock and Lilim>You'll never grow up together and get into shenanigans>You'll never be sandwiched between Jabber's wocks and Lilim's A cups after they graduate from college>You'll never marry both>You'll never raie a happy family with themYou'll never realize years later Wyvern was best girl all along
>>13173339The correct answer
>>13173249I'm gonna go with "no, fuck you".
>>13173339Does it matter? They're all the same anyways. Fun fact, one Puru is alive besides Marida.
>>13173349Then stop being edgy.
>>13173297What's in the box?
>>13173345They're all horrible anyway.
>>13173349Not him, but answer straight here:Do you, or do you not actually want to murder MGs.
>>13173358>All horribleI'll fight you, mate.
>>13173241There are other ways to defend yourself besides just out-right killing anon.The fact that murder is the first thing you jump to is what makes you an edgefag.
>>13173308Well it's more of a yin-yang thing. One has supposed balls and the other doesn't.But they're both self depreciative as fuck
>>13173365You can fight me, but the truth will always be there.All girls are worst girls.
>>13173329She also had the best Banshee.I liked Norns shield and "mane" though, they'd look good on a cyborg Manticore.
>>13173333Anon' be honest with me, could you outrun a werewolf, or pull some Jackie Chan antics to evade a pack of them? YOU yourself?
>>13173376So, one is Alp, and the other isn'tDon't care,getting some Phazon to start the corruption
>>13173381>Mech shit>>>/m/
>>13173377>Calling Anubis worst girl>Calling Ophy worstTalk about shit taste, son.
>>13173381The Banshee was cool until Butthurt McFlannagan became the pilotBut nothing can surpass based Sinanju
>>13173383As I am now? No.But like you said, with enough training, you can do anything. Right? You did say that, right?
>>13173244The MGE Dragon's profile does actually mention that dragons, for the most part, in fact don't rape. They do hold back their horniness until they find their "Treasure". However, for every Dragon who's kind of slutty, slaking her lusts like many MGs, or the Dragon who finds her treasure and lives a happy, love-love life with him, there's the Dragon who does neither. Warding off, or out-right killing, any invaders to her horde, unable to reconcile her ancient pride, with the more modern lusts. And in the end, they die sad, alone, and unsatisfied...and then wind up being revived as Undead Dragons, who have no prideful reservations holding them back, and a lifetime of pent-up lust to work out on the nearest dick.Would you a newly revived, desperate and horny beyond all reason Undead Dragon?
>>13173381That she did God I want to watch episode 4 again. Dat Torrington base fight and Byarlant Custom I want to pilot a Dom for the Glorious Principality of Fluff
>>13173389They're all fucking awful, every single one of them.
>>13173398Then enjoy your tastes, however queer they may be.
>>13173389>grapesnakes>not universally worst girlsGood one, anon.
>>13173335That's your wish. And I want to fuck monsters too, but not just any monster, and I'm not passive enough to accept anything and everything they might want to do to me.
>>13173297>She'd continue to tease you, while she studied you, finding out what makes you tick. What you like and dislike, and how she can exploit that to make her more appealing to you.That's probably something I'd like to see more of as opposed to simple rape.
>>13173355Probably rape.>>13173405Pharaoh pls go.
>>13173397> Dat Torrington base fight and Byarlant Custom There is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NkBhgJwFCI
>>13173412That thing was such a beast, I love it.Fuck Banana, that dude should've had more screentime.
>>13173354Except everything outside submitting to being raped by a monster you Don't like or wants to do something bad to you us edgy. So again, no, leave me be, because I am going niwhere, and you're not my fucking master.
>>13173395I was raped by a Zombie Dragon in the past.Two of them.One went down, and the other would start eating it out.
>>13173415It was probably the one thing to be extremely and actively afraid of on the battlefield other from the Sinanju. The thing was a monster
>>13173420I can't even understand you. Is English your first language, or are you retarded as well as edgy?
>>13173425>SinanjuFuck yes. I love that thing. My favorite MS probably. I've got the MG, HG, and Robot Damashii of it.
>>13173344My first problem with MG harems is the same "fairness" problem that most anons seem to have - in that it's difficult to really *believe* that a chick could be OK with only having a half-share (or less!) of your heart. If she's someone you love, doesn't she deserve all your affection and attention? Often being surprisingly romantic people for the scum at the bottom of the Internet, usually the answer here seems to be "yes", that it is not a good thing to do to require her to settle for half.Sure, if you have to let one of two lovers go it might be heartbreaking for her in the short term, but in the long term it's better she find someone new, who can give her all his love, like she deserves.My other problem with MG harems is a practical one: that I headcanon MGs to be so horny you're going to be an exhausted, sleep-deprived, perma-ball-aching wreck just keeping up with a single lover. Having two might literally kill you.
>>13173430I'm just waiting/hoping for them to announce a PG Sinanju. Would be my first PG
>>13173415The Byarlant Customs pilot is an ex-titans member just so you know.On a side note, Riddhe pilots a Byarlant Custom Unit 02 in Bande Dessinee.
>>13173428I think he's the spaniard that was stirring shit the other day.
>>13173424How lewd!
>>13173415They actually named that guy in a side story.Dude was an ex-Titan >You Will never fight alongside The Crimson Meteor Jane Ridden, a kitsune ace
>>13173438Must be.
>>13173433What if they love each other as much as they love you? Could it balance out?
>>13173433>implying they care about loveThey want dick first and above all, "love" is just there to make it a more enjoyable experience.MGs are for one night stands and that's about it.
>>13173410Exactly Anon.Take a Ushi Oni for example. Say she kidnaps a man and rapes him, and chains him to the wall. Sure, she "Owns" him, but only physically. Do you think that man enjoys sex with her that much? What if she undid the chains, would the man stay? No, he'd probably run, or try to fight her.A Jabberwock however, wouldn't resort to such extremes. She'd use charm, emotion, lust, and desire to make you hers. She'd make you beg for her to chain you up, and if the chains ever came off, you'd put them back on yourself. Of course, she wouldn't need to chain you up, she'd have you gleefully serving her tea, happily staying stuck to her side, listening intently to every word and order she lets slip from her mouth.Call it Mindbreak, or call it Pure Love, regardless of the terminology a Jabberwock would place you under it, and you'd be completely willing the entire time.
>>13173452And then there's this fag.
>>13173458Wasn't it said recently that Ushi Oni are capable of being genuine lovers until their seals are moved?
>>13173458You're making them out to be more insidious with every post. Where's a damn paladin when you need one?
>>13173465I wasn't saying "All Ushi-Onis rape and kidnap", I just needed an example of a rape-happy Monster Girl species that would likely do that. If you want your housewife ushi-oni that's cool too I guess.>>13173468It's not insidious Anon, it's just love. And Jabberwocks are really good at making men fall deep into it.
>>13172872Damn nigga, you mad.
>>13173450I dunno anon. You fantasize it if you want. I can't get myself to believe it, so I'd always feel like I was short-changing them. It wouldn't be my perfect relationship.>>13173452Well in that case I bring my second objection to the fore, and point out that they're not gonna be happy only getting half the daily fluid ounces of semen they could be getting if one went off to find her own food source.
>>13173478Alright then.What if I want a housewife Ushi and Jabberwock? One to cook for me and one to knit?
>>13173484Fair enough anon.I do agree with you. It's why "Shared Love" route between me and 2 or 3 MGs is only my penultimate fantasy.
>>13173465The seal helps restrain their lust, but KC didn't bother to mention how aggressive they are before and after having it applied.Not that it truly matters. KC believes all of his monsters have the potential to control their lust in order to better pursue love or whatever other goal they have their mind set on, with such cases existing out there in the wild.
>>13173484The way I look at it is that it's a family unit where there's only one romantic interest but love around. Sorta like how in a more pedestrian relationship you would have a partner and children and you wouldn't ask which one you loved more.
>>13173510There's room to see it any way you wish to.
>>13173465Where do the seals come from?
>>13173528The underwear of holy kitsunes.
>>13173528Someone or something makes then, I would guess.Not like they shop for them at Walmart though.
>>13173528I know one guy came up with the idea of them being sold by Shirohebi at local temples, and that a sort of "Coming of Age" thing would be Ushi-Oni fatherus taking their daughterus to get their first seal when they reached "That age".
>>13173428>>13173438Ahem. >Everything outside submitting to being raped by a monster, even if you don't like said monster, or it wants to do something bad to you is edgy. So again, no, leave me be, because I am going nowhere, and you're not my fucking master.
>>13173511>The way I look at it is that it's a family unit where there's only one romantic interest but love around.So... what would that actually look like, in practice then? You have one girl who's the waifu, and the other girl knows it, but... she just rides your dick too some of the time?Does that even count as a harem?Stop taking me into confusing polyamorous territory, anon. My heart and my dick are pulling in opposite directions and I'm scared
>>13173537Yeah yeah, whatever you say edgemaster.
>>13173528clubs.
>>13172218I wasn't expecting much and I'm still left disappointed.
>>13172218It looks like she has kneepads
>>13173539More like they both ride your dick, but they love each other as part of the family on top of loving you making them not receive less love in total.
>>13173539Don't think too hard about it anon.I think he's just saying that in such a unit, everyone knows that they love each other, and simply that. They do not think about it quantitatively, or as though the love is being divided amongst them. They're simply all in love, nothing more, nothing less.
>>13051905Maid type: JinkoName: EdnaPersonality: Calm, outgoing and strong willedStatement: Camping, now.Notes: Maid enforces own schedule, may refuse orders and might clash with those with tight schedules.Edna enrolled at MGC Maid Central after an unsuccessful attempt of getting into professional sports. She encountered some difficulties when it came to following orders and had to re-attempt her final maid exams once. However at the age of 26 she successfully passed her final maid exam. Edna her build can be described as muscled with a seemingly permanent tan. She is furthermore considered to be above average height for her kind, occasionally causing her to bump her head when passing through a door and damaging the door frame. Edna is usually seen wearing maid attire, however it is to be noted that she wears an approved “heavy duty” maid outfit that is suitable for performing exercises in and can endure heavy wear and tear. Edna has several variants of this outfit in her wardrobe, including a street camo and forest camo variant. As a maid Edna has a performance that is slightly below average. Her large paws and frame seem to occasionally get in her way when performing her duties. However due to extensive training she learned to work around these limitations, causing her to perform at an adequate level. Despite a schedule set by her Master, Edna seems to have a tendency to follow her own schedule instead. This results in Edna providing food and planning activities at her set times and occasionally seemingly spontaneous start packing her Masters clothing for a camping and hunting trip. A strong-willed Master would likely be capable of preventing this behavior if he chose to do so. However Edna is not known to give in easily and is a maid of few words. Regardless, any potential Master can expect to be strongly encouraged to accompany Edna on various sport related activities, rapidly improving their bodies to a fit state.(Profile continued in next reply)
>>13173559(Profile continued)However it is worth noting that Edna has her own “downtimes”. She seems to consider some evenings and the entire weekend to be a resting moment and as such will relax and encourage her Master to do the same during these times. She also seems to be more open for conversation during these times and as such MGC Maid Central recommends a Master to use these moments to socialize with Edna and learn more about her. MGC Maid Central believes that this might cause Edna to eventually become more social and open up for her Master.MGC Maid Central recommends Edna for a Master who enjoys, or is willing to enjoy sport related activities and does not mind having his schedule altered to allow such activities.
>>13173368I don't know if you're one of those guys, but you people bring this on yourselves. say I want to hide from a manticore, I could use a glamour spell to hide myself, but then she could smell me, so I need something better, spatial magic would do. But such magic is high tier and this costly, the average guy couldn't hold it more than thirty seconds, a minute at most. Anything more than three and you're gary stu. Say you're fighting a dragon, who we all know are invincible, except, it's their scales that offer them protection, their chest, bellies, legs and neck are exposed, so striking there with a sword would prove effective, doesn't even have to be magic. But no because of the aforementioned point. So there's no choice but to run, but dragons can fly, so how are you to escape?You see my point?
>>13173528The Ushi-Oni was successfully "exterminated" by the local temple.
>>13173572>But then she could smell meMasking one's scent is one of the foremost skills for any tracker, hunter, or survivalist.>inb4 "I meant the scent of MANA!"For which there are surely spells to repress, at no greater cost than a glamour I'd imagine.>Invincible DragonsYes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques, and even so such schools have long since transitioned to taming rather than slaying.>It's their scales that offer them protection>Chest, bellies, legs and neck are exposedYou forget that one of the basic magic skills possessed by Dragons is being able to manipulate how much of their humanoid form is covered in scales. Nevermind that they could just go Full Dragon.>So there's no choice but to run, but dragons can fly, so how are you to escape?You flee where they cannot follow. Densely packed forests, smaller caves, even extreme colds are known to slow some common dragons.>You see my point?That you're completely unimaginative and trying desperately to continue to excuse your edgy, murderous tendencies? Yeah.
>>13173333And no, I said self inserting as some ranger tier badass seems gary stu to me. Fighting a manticore as no more than a human, toe to toe, is unlikely, outrunning one when they can fly, the same. But shooting her, you bet your ass I can do that.>>13173393>noThere you go, like I said earlier, I self insert as myself, as I am, so doing something like fighting an manticore without tools an prevailing is unlikely. If we're in the modern setting, there's no magic for humans to use, so deadly force becomes the only recourse, since people insist that monsters are so strong, using something lie a taser on one would prove ineffective.
>>13173572>>13173559Not that Anon but I'd give her cubs.So many cubs Must find a way to keep White jinko pregnant with a litter at every opportunity
>>13173333And no, I said self inserting as some ranger tier badass seems gary stu to me. Fighting a manticore as no more than a human, toe to toe, is unlikely, outrunning one when they can fly, the same. But shooting her, you bet your ass I can do that.>>13173393>noThere you go, like I said earlier, I self insert as myself, as I am, so doing something like fighting an manticore without tools an prevailing is unlikely. If we're in the modern setting, there's no magic for humans to use, so deadly force becomes the only recourse, since people insist that monsters are so strong, using something like a taser on one would prove ineffective.
>>13173604Hijo. Detente.
>>13173604Just gonna ignore the whole bit where you said, "with enough training, you can do anything," are you?Well, okay, if that's your thing. To contradict yourself so readily.
>>13170775>tropical island continent that scalies avoid>childless curse>mass graves of the dragoonSo this and waterworld DO share the same universe! And the canonical story was successful! I have a large grin right now.Good to have you around, YBA. Thanks for the update.
>>13173594And there you go, if I kill a monster monster because she wanted to break me, I'm edgy. If I am competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu. So nah, fuck you people, I'm going to imagine whatever the fuck I want and you can't do anything about it.>>Invincible DragonsYes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques, and even so such schools have long since transitioned to taming rather than slaying. Nice headcanon.
I want to get a hinezumi pregnant with quintuplets and watch her try to go through her training regime in her ninth month because thinks she "still has it"
>>13173645It not headcanon, it's pretty close to actual canon.And now you're acting like a kid. >"I don't care! I'll still do whatever I want!"
>>13173594>Muh invincible monstersLike clockwork.
>>13173630When I said, with enough training earlier, I was focused on the medieval setting, I even split the paragraph for when I talked about the modern setting. Enough training being weapons and magic, giving you more wiggle room. In a modern setting, even with training, but no magic, prevailing against the stronger monsters seems unlikely. so tell me, in a modern setting, how would you defend against a manticore or dragon? What kind of tools would you use? How would you fight?
>>13173648If she pulls it off, I'd have to call her my Lady Shiva
>>13173645Once again, you're too busy focusing on the negative aspects of this whole argument.
>>13172329Fit lamia.Hefty dragon.Tiny catgirl.
>>13173665Pretty close is not canon, sorry, and remember we're not taking MGE as the absolute anyhow. Something tells me you aren't even part of the original conversation.
>>13173665>"I don't care! I'll still do whatever I want!"As opposed to what?>"I don't care! The canon says you can't best a Monstergirl!"
>>13173677>argumentThis is no argument, this is me saying how I see things and explaining my motivations and getting endlessly called edgy for my trouble.
>>13173559>>13173566MGC Maid Central has added this profile to the archives. This and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive and can be found at the following link:http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk>>13169432No matching for a Mistress has been done so far. The so far listed requests are as such entirely public for all butlers and not meant for a specific butler.
>>13173645You're the only one saying "If I'm competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu".Everyone else is saying that it's conceivable to fend off an MG with the proper training. You're just claiming "Nah, that's a gary stu." to further justify your compulsion to want to kill them, you edgy fuck.
>>13173648And five suckling mice (as well as daddy's busy hands) would keep her top-heavy with milk for quite some time after, wouldn't it?> insists on still sparring with you even though her balance is completely fucked up> Tries to roundhouse kick you, the extra momentum means she's off target every time> "S-shut up! I'll land a hit next time!"> Those bouncing and jiggling mouse titties have gotten you rock hard> "I-I can see you thinking dirty thoughts! Fight me seriously, or you'll get injured, I mean it!"> Lactation soaks the fabric of her boob-window, it's basically a wet T-shirt now> "T-this is your fault! If you didn't grope them all the time they'd have gone back to normal by now! Do you have no honor?"
>>13173671In a modern setting, they'd likely be more acclimated, and thus your desire to just shoot them would, in fact, be out-and-out murder.Have fun being somebody's prison bitch.
>>13173685Well, we're all kind of agreeing on one thing:It seems a slight change in perspective is in order.
>>13173690>Pregnant women>FightingIt's like you want to hurt your babies before they're even born.
>>13173693If by that you mean that he has a point, absolutely.
>>13173692>every city is MGCYeah, no.>>13173689I think you haven't met monsters are invincible kun. >>13173594
>>13173679In pretty much every canon Dragons are usually the end game monsters that are outright impossible to beat for everyone outside of the highest eve wizards and heroes.And because it's only slightly off you're going to disregard it anyway?
>>13173699>I think you haven't met monsters are invincible kun.What's one guy compared to, what, five people saying the exact same thing as >>13173689?
>portal to another world is opened>monster girls turn out to be real>they are set out on killing all people>almost the entirety of humanity is wiped out in less than 2 weekshow would this make you feel
>>13173699Nowhere does he say monsters are invincible. You have no real argument and just keep grasping for straws as well as enjoy being an edgy fuck.
>>13173690Hinezumis are the Suzus of MGE, meant for cuddling and spoonfucking.
>>13173706I'd feel like it's rape time
>>13173706Wondering how they didn't go extinct yet.
>>13173708And getting mad when called a little girl by foreigners?
>>13173715Yes.
>>13173359Outright murder a MG for no reason? No. Kill a friendly MG,even if it's one of the rapier ones, who has no ill will towards me? Neither. But one who wants to rape me and break me, yes I would fight, and kill if necessary.
If I had a MG after me, I'd help her find a better guy.I'd probably act like the stupid asshole I always am and ruin the whole thing, so why not help find someone better?
>>13173706>>13173706>Humans>Easy to wipe outhttp://imgur.com/6kKz6vh,5UMoJtY,pobNtvw#0If our Mother can't do it, what makes you think we'd succumb to MGs? I'm not even doing that as a HFY argument, i'm doing it because Humans as a species are the most violent, persistent motherfuckers to have ever come out of the Earth's womb.
>Cannot join #Monstergirls (You are banned).Is it time to give up?
>>13173706Well, that changes everything.Can we use kinetic bombardment now?
>>13173721Yes.
>>13173721Maybe if you hadn't such a sperg about it you'dve been unbanned by now. I certainly wouldn't after how much you've whined about it.
>>13173721>Going to the irc in the first place
>>13173699>tfw all three of these replies are to meI'm grinning like a maniac, I just want you to know that.
>>13173728I've made two posts about it if we aren't counting responses.Oh well.
>>13173707>Nowhere does he say monsters are invincible>Invincible DragonsYes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques...>>13173704It's at least four guys, read further up the chain next time.
>>13173720>>13173706>He's never read Salvation Wars>Not even YHWH or Satan could imagine the amount of MAXIMUM FUCK dropped onto their laps by a very pissed off Humanity
>>13173706Whatever, I just hope it's painless.
>>13173721Why do you care so much about the IRC?
>>13173718You seem to be trying to be sounding rational, but the fact is that your previous responses all make it seem as though you believe nigh all MGs fall into the lattermost group, and that even if they didn't, you'd downright seek out such women, just so that you could have an excuse to kill them.
>>13173736Not all Monsters are Dragons, anon.Also, fuck, learn how to fucking greentext. Christ.
>>13173736Which means you need to be very strong and know the proper skills to beat one, but it's still possible.Other than that, he only mentioned Dragons and nothing else so you're clearly twisting his words to fit your agenda.
>>13173719I headcanon that demongirls, at least, would be attracted by sin instead of virtue. So acting like an asshole would only make her think> "Hmm, what a delightfully poison-tongued specimen"> "I wonder, could we be obnoxious to people... together?"
>>13173721>Going to he IRC
>>13173746Nice strawman.
>>13173750He outright said dragons are invincible.
>>13173745Because I liked talking to people there, you know? Even ELH.
What day was the release date of mgq paradox announced.
>>13173758Don't you have anywhere else to chat with people?
>>13173757He also said it's still possible to beat them in the same comment.By the way >>13173746 isn't strawmanning, you fucking mongoloid.
>>1317376017th? I think it was the 17th.
>>13173689>You're the only one saying "If I'm competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu".I'm sorry, but that's a blatant lie. You are 100% talking out of your ass there.Every time I've seen this argument come up, the gary stu accusations are thrown around all the time.
>>131737602 days ago.>>13173762I'm a regular on two other IRC channels, but they're different people with different tastes.
>>13173771Maybe so, but today, the only one who's said it is the one trying to defend his right to bear arms and shoot monster girls.
>>13173765>they can completely cover themselves in scalesStands to reason hey are unbeatable in that way, even though nowhere does it say the can, just that MGs can alter they appearance somewhat, and not all of them anyhow.>YOU would deliberately go out of your way to find monsters to kill you edgy fuckYeah, it is a strawman.
>>13173777Read further up the chain, that is all.
>>13173678>D-dragons are supposed to be big!>Tiny werecat that falls asleep in your lap and purrs when you scratch her ears>muscle lamia asking if you was to do some "endurance training" with her
>>13173785>OH NO! I don't like what he's saying! I better call it a strawman!And a Dragon is still beatable when they do that, it just becomes MUCH harder, like you trying to spell properly or not be an edgy kid.
>>13173775Then here's a tip, and this is coming from somebody in "The IRC". Stop being stupid and clogging up the goddamned thread.4Chan is not your shoulder to fucking cry on. You were banned from a virtual chatroom on the Internet, which millions of people use. Grow the fuck up and get on with your life. I'm sure there's other people out there in the world who want to bang ELH's donut steel character.But this thread was not created with the intent of bringing drama from the IRC into it in some kind of pity craving, attention seeking ritual you've been performing since yesterday. It was created to discuss Monster Girls, whether it be Okayado's multiple series, our own writefaggotry, or Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia.So sit down. Shut the fuck up, and stop bringing goddamned trivial internet bullshit into an already caustic as shit thread. You're like a goddamned Matango that won't stay dead after being purged by flame.
>>13173785Not him but that is not a strawman argument. I know /pol/ has made the term meaningless, but he accused you of something he didn't strawman you.
>>13173794>I'm sure there's other people out there in the world who want to bang ELH's donut steel character.What the fuck are you talking about?
>>13173690Totally would impregnate her immediately afterwards.Nope, totally wouldn't shoot for six the next time and keep fondling dem milky titties. I'd be shooting for seven
>>13173794you sound mad
>>13173800ELH's purity sue Lilim, presumably.
>>13173792I'm done suffering your insults. You might want to try some anger management. I'm sure you'll support the point monsters are not in fact invincible, next time fighting one comes up, because you would never say monsters are the opposite to piss someone off, would you? Of course not, you pure soul you.
>>13173811But what does that have to do with anything?
Would monsters take the death of all men equally or would they take a unmarried virgin's death harder?
>>13173815Someone sounds mad.
>>13173794fuck off hound
>>13173820If they didn't know the person or didn't know them too well they would probably take the death of a virgin a bit harder. It's like when someone murders a family. You think of the children first and then the parents. If they did know both it would come down to which one they knew better or were more affectionate with.
>>13173827What makes you think that was Hound?
>>13173816Fuck if I know.
>>13173794>4Chan
>>13173794This post, along with ELH's, tells me you guys must think I'm some other guy who's pissed you off in the past.I sure do love slander.
>>13173820Unmarried virgin = Family man > Unmarried non-virginProbably.
>>13173794if whatever has been posted here is true then you simply banned the faggot and refused to talk to him afterwards about it while making these huge posts calling him an attention whore while this matter could be settled with way more easily
>>13173846B-b-b-but you're the ones w-wanting attention
>>13173794>clogging up the goddamned threadI haven't seen this person posting before here, though. Are you sure you don't have some bias against whoever this is?
>>13172329>Fit, bro dormouse who lifts in her sleep>Tubby Werecat that loves to cuddle>A short, bulliable grizzly. A literal teddy bearI'm ok with these
It took one retard getting banned from the IRC to show how much of a fucking circlejerk this shit thread is.
>>13173824
>>13173861You can leave at any time.
>>13173861>mad.jpg
>>13173867The kid does sound mad from the way he typed his post. Though it may not have been him, since it had proper spelling.
>>13173807>>13173824>>13173867>>13173870I want /v/ to leave.
>>13173878>someone says an edgy kid is mad>must be /v/Don't make assumptions.
This argument is so fucking retarded.
>>13173794>Brings up the world's shittiest lilim out of nowhereHi ELH
the fuck is going on here
>>13173898Shitpostin'. How are you?
>>13173794>>13173841https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13160394/#13164499This delusional paranoid fuck indeed thinks you're someone else.Sorry anon, you're gonna have to move on with your life.
Why are vampires so great?
>>13173905Waiting for it to end and some stories to update I guess.
>>13173914Because biting is kinky
>>13173914They're not, I like more monster in my monstergirl
>>13173916Me, too. I'm reading manga in the meanwhile.
>>13173913https://archive.moe/jp/search/username/ELH/>all those poststhis guy has some major mental issues
>>13173920Like big meaty paws or tracts of land?
>>13173914Goddamn that VN is the hottest thing fucking ever.Does anyone know if there's a translation floating around?
>>13173894I wasn't referring to his Lilim. He also has characters in a fa/tg/uy thread that the person who was banned apparently faps to.>>13173846I'm not ELH.>>13173841>>13173827I'm not Hound either, and i'm annoyed because once again, the IRC is being blamed for shit that only one offending party committed. You knew beforehand that LDR and ELH can be colossal shitbags who do some of the stupidest things on the internet like have a meltdown and deleting the community pastebin, divorcing each other out of nowhere, etc.You all know me, but I don't care to tell you who I am because it's irrelevant. Why? Because we're on an anonymous image board on what used to be one of the biggest image board websites in North America (probably still is). Namefagging only brings grief and stupid bullshit with it.So as in the words of Mike Cosgrove himself.Cut it out.
>>13173925Like snake bits
>>13173920How about Vampires with snu-snu super forms a la Castlevania?
>>13173898Figuring out if stretching applies only to small MGs or if it works on all of them
>>13173930I'm also not into people who dress like sluts
>>13173930Vampires still a shit.Mantis/Kunoichi all the way.
>>13173939Those thigh-highs are pretty dapper though.
>>13173930Make her also evil but dere with her husband and I'm sold.
>>13173914>Classy immortal girl>Neckbiting>Requires your blood to survive>Cuddling in her coffin.They're too good anon, I can't take it.
>>13173913>>13173924>>13173928>that the person who was banned apparently faps to.Oh, I get it. ELH made shit up about me because he's mentally ill and now I'm on the receiving end after doing nothing but being mistaken by some other fuck. I've been for less than a week, for fuck's sake.And yeah, I get how annoying these (few) posts can be but it's damn frustrating that this retard gets to badmouth me with no proof at all and plenty other people believe him for some reason.I just want to talk about monster girls and other silly stuff.
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't like smug foxes
God this faggot, please go home. The IRC is mine, and I will put into a grave as many people who dare defile.People like you. You are the scum beneath my feet.
>>13173950It would help if you told me who you were instead of prancing around it like a little nutter. The only person that i'm aware of that got banned was Scat, and I had nothing against him. But you know how the Fuhrer is.
>>13173961Yes, that's me.
> trying to impersonate a tripfagJesus christ can this guy get any more pathetic?
>>13173960And then there's this faggot.
>>13173960Kek.
>>13173958Depends, is the amount of semen they can hold directly proportional to their smugness?
>No 9 foot tall human body wurm waifu with a bust comparable to Cerea or Asterioend it all now
>>13173960Liquid ELH appears.
Looks like ELH deleted his threat, but I'm sure you all by now see his true colors.Dudes a dick who will ban you from the IRC for no reason, and is disgusting.
>>13173975Yes.
>>13173979That isn't ELH's tripcode though.
>>13173971>no wurm waifu to wrap you up and keep you safe from literally anything
>>13173979Really, faggot?
>>13173984It's pretty obvious they're the same person.>>13173965Nah.
>>13173984He probably forgot his true one man, or used a fake one to make his threatRegardless that was definitely him
>>13173931Mamono Mana, all MGs stretch.http://imgur.com/gEiHOjU,QkaZIY4
>>13173985>"Darling, these same scales that protect me from arrows, cannonballs, and foul critics will protect you from now on. You're happy, yeah?"
>>13173987Would your Lich waifu show emotion for the first time ever if she saw you die in front of her?
>>13173985>No dark-skinned Wurm to swear to protect from bullies>No dark-skinned Wurm to end up protecting me in the endDamn/
ELH stop being an aspie and unban this faggot so everyone else can stop using it as an excuse to shitpost
>>13172140That's fucking adorable.
>>13173995No, she probably wouldn't care.
>>13173993Huh, familiar has art and I have an answer.Now for a practical experiment involving an elf, a dragon, and a harpy along with a raging mushroom and two doses of manticore venom
Anyone have the link to the story where there was a soldier and a centaur and he was pulling a bayonet from her and looting bodies for food and supplies? Was that ever finished?
>>13173995That would be endearing and painfully sad at the same time.
>>13173988>Being this mad/desperate.I think I'm beginning to understand why you got banned.
>>13173995why would that affect someone who knows necromancy?
>>13173997>No wurm waifu you protect emotionally while she protects you physicallyit hurts man
>>13173995>"Minor setback. Henchskeleton #3092 and # 3098 step forward. Take my husband to my study and prepare him for raising." "Guess I used too much venom."
>>13173995It would be slow and agonizing suffering for her, unless she finds a way to resurrect him.
>>13174012>>Being this mad/desperate.>I think I'm beginning to understand why you got banned.What are you talking about
>>13173995>>13174002>>13174009>>13174014>>13174021>>13174024>Be out with Lich Waifu>Some asshole "Heroic" adventurer pops up out of nowhere>Screams about how he'll defeat the evil Lich, and her "Servant">Kills you with a crossbow bolt before you can even finish thinking "What the fuck?">Cross eyes with your waifu as you fall to the ground before your vision fades>No emotion at all>Your last conscious thought is "Did she even care?">Wake up sometime later>Revived by waifu's necromancy>You rise from an operating table with her standing beside you>Blink blearily, the dreariness of sleep fading as you awaken to undeath>Turn to stare at her>Her usual, emotionless gaze stares back at you>Stare at each other for a moment, before you let out a weary sigh>In a flash, your Lich waifu is wrapped around you, hugging you tight with her thin, seemingly frail arms, gripping you with a strength you didn't think possible for her>You hear a single sob escape from her, muffled as she buries her face in your cool chest>"Don't you ever leave me again...not even for a moment...">She almost sounds like she's whimpering>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed you>She also rearranged the scenery in the area at the same time.
>>13174012>be new>get mistaken by some old troll>get banned from irc>writefag starts talking shit about you publiclyI'd be mad if I was him too. Can't feel anything but sympathy for this kid.
>>13174030>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed youDamn.
>>13174031I can kinda sympathize.Being mistaken for Bob wasn't really fun.
>>13174030>Not having the Lich resurrect the adventurers bones as a skeleton to pleasure her husband as some sort of twisted revenge
>>13174030Cute. Undead are love. Undead are unlife.
>>13173914I see that often but never knew the name of the VNanyone?
>>13174030>Some asshole "Heroic" adventurer pops up out of nowhere>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed youDietrich must be screaming so loud in happiness that it passes audible levels.
>>13174052Bishoujo Mangekyou. Reverse image search harder in the future.
>>13174052The name is Bishoujo Mangekyo."Pretty Girl Kaleidoscope".
>>13174045It would be kinda wasted anon, don't they forget their memories when they resurrect?
Where do I stick it in?
>>13174031>>13174044Who put ELH in charge, anyway?There's way more apt people for it, like Hound.
>>13174066in the frontgina
>>13174066Nowhere, you fucking bail.
>>13174071But there are claws there.
>>13174068I agree partially, though I don't know him well enough personally to say truly.Whatever position monorus has, though, he's doing alright.
>>13174066Irrumate.
>>13174066Nowhere, just run.
>>13174045I'd slap her if she did that.
>>13169915>animated poltthe time has come and so have I
>>13174075You wanted monstergirls, didnt you?
>>13174065Nope, they just get tweaked a little, although I imagine a lich could find a way >Adventurer "wakes up" to find they are a skeleton/zombie now.>except they are just a torso and a head now, something for the husband to use while the Lich is busy, a their old memories still intact
>>13174066[x] genuflect
>>13174066Her pussy, obviously.
>>13174045>>13174089Alternatively, if the Lich is more possessive than that, they can do the same thing, turn the asshole into a helpless, skeletal onahole...and then toss it in a bar somewhere with a "Free" sign wrapped around "Her" neck.
>>13174094>Gore Magala monstergirl>Spreads scales that induce a fever in men unless they have sex, whereupon they're turned into an apex fucking machine, and induce rape frenzy in any monstergirls that come into contact with themThe world is not ready.
>>13174102>Virus spreads to the local kindergarten communityGod help those little tykes.
>>13174102>fever in men unless they have sex, whereupon they're turned into an apex fucking machine, and induce rape frenzy in any monstergirls that come into contact with themSounds energy-consuming. I'd rather sleep.
>>13174096>"Cum" back later to see the sniffling skeleton girl with a belly stretched past beyond what should be normally possible>A few enchantments from the Lich making it so the men are always ready for a second round.>All that training and potential and now she's just another toy for some brutes who don't care one bit about her "training"
>>13174109That's the point. You don't stop fucking till you drop.And then Gore Magala takes you away when you're weak.
>>13174113And then cuddle fucks you while she matures to Shagaru Magala, no?
>>13174102Could be worse.She could mature into a Shagaru Magala.
>>13174116Of course!
>>13174116Shagaru Magala would be a rape train with no breaks.
>>13174130at least until a hero with a doppelganger potion clones himself into a group of 4 to fuck her into slumber and keep her from making every monstergirl go into a full moon frenzy.
>Have dragon/ryu/wyvern/wurm/jabberwock waifu>Some asshole knights break into her lair when she is away and kidnaps you>They take you away to set a trap for your waifu>While waiting for her to show up, the ground starts to shake and quake>Your waifu suddenly appears on the scene in her full sized dragon form, tearing through whatever pitiful defenses the knights have, fury in her eyesHow fucked are those guys and how intense is the cuddlesex afterwards?
>>1317414111/10 on both counts.
>>13174111>Skeleton girl, due to crazy mg shenaniganry, gets pregnant, not that the boys in the bar care. She's usually so full they can't even notice.>Gives birth in the dead of night, the Lich arriving to take the new monster back to her keep.>"A fine girl, bear me another thousand and I may set you free," she says, swaddling the newborn while the former adventurer tries to recover.>She gives the Lich a tearful look only to see the undead's eyes harden.>"May"
>>13173790A++++++++++++
>>13174130Nothing compared to a Deviljho though.
>>13174141I though they can't turn back for some time when they do that?
>>13174153Deviljho are dimmer than wurms. Eat eat eat, all they think about.That meaty tail though.
>>13174167All thy have is food on the mind. Still fearsome and beafy as hell though.Alatreon are also fearsome, but for different reasons.>All dem reverse scales
>>13174149The daughter of an undead will be a succubus, right?
>>13174166No?
>>13174173From what I've read it would be the same type so it's a skeleton girl.Don't make a Lich mad, otherwise you just end up an onahole for drunkards while growing her horde
>>13174173It's usually the same kind of undead as the mother if we go by KC. Even in the case of a Lich.
>>13174186Then what's the phylactery? Her mother?
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! SEX WITH MONSTER GIRLS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE!YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A FINE OF $5,000 DOLLARS! PAY UP OR IT'S OFF TO MONSTER JAIL FOR YOU!!!
>>13174191The broken condom that led to her birth
>>13174191Presumably they make one. A Lich can exist without a phylactary they just risk perma death.>Baby Lich's first phylactary is her teddy bear
>>13174199But won't I have sex with monster girls in monster jail?
>>13174205It's so adorable my heart hurts.>>13174199Tell me more about this Monster Jail.
>>13174205>Hugs her teddy bear while keeping her blank face
>>13174030>>Screams about how he'll defeat the evil Lich, and her "Servant"Well, at least he kept his word
>>13174208Who cares, since guard's point is it's>PROHIBITED HERE
>>13174199What about over there? is it fine then officer?
>>13174030>attacking a lich without being actually able to beat herFucking casuals
>>13174191Chances are the parents assign their daughter a phylactery, which she'll change once she gets the necessary experience.
>>13174228Don't worry, that scrub learned her lesson. Only 970 kids to go
What if MGQ had had Rance instead of Luka?
>>13174208...Good point.>Kills you on the spot.
>>13174242>Gets an angel waifu to corrupt and fuck in heaven>Or a devil waifu to pamper me in hell>Or a valkyrie to teach me the joy of endless battle in Valhalla>Or an anubis waifu to guide me to the egyptian afterlife>Or spend a thousand years listening to puns on a boat
>>13174241It would still be shit.
>>13174247I prefer to get a vampire waifu and live forever.
>>13174241MC would have been better, game would have been the same.
>>13174252Shit's still shit anon.
>>13174255MGQ was rather hamfisted and could have been done better, in all honesty.Especially the angels.
>>13174241I think... pretty much nothing would change. MGQ is about Luka sexing 'em anyway, putting Rance in his place changes nothing.Surprisingly, I find myself preferring him being MC over Luka, even as much as it's hard for me to selfinsert into him.
>>13174258You're not supposed to be self inserting into Rance, or even Luka.
>>13174250I'm just saying that killing me wouldn't solve the problem.Vampires are rather nice.
>>13174262Isn't it what people usually do? I mean, the word 'selfinsert' might be unsuitable but we all know Luka's whimpiness and indecisiveness are mainly there to appeal to subs, so people kind of associate with him.In case of Rance I just don't sympathize with his mindset, this should put it right.
>>13174282I find people trying to self insert into characters to be rather stupid, in all honesty.
>>13174258>>13174262>self insert into uber-beta LukaWot?
>>13174290>>13174308I don't know how you can -not- do it, anon.Like, you're playing through MGQ, you lose to some monster, you're fapping away to the rape scene. Are you thinking "Oh boy, this is hot, all those fluffy on muh dick", or are you thinking "Oh boy, this is hot, all those fluffy on Luka's dick?"I don't just fap to the CG, I fap to imagining myself in his place.But maybe that's just me. I think any 3dpd porn that isn't POV is a waste of time, but it keeps getting made, so maybe it IS just me
>>13174308Some people want to be the shota.
>>13174313It is just you.
>>13174314I guess. Not that I understand why anyone would, but oh well.
>>13174314And I will never understand why.I was a kid once, never again.I like older gals but hate /ss/.That and Luka annoyed the crap out of me.Doesn't even man up on his wedding night
>>13174313I played MGQ for the plot.>>13174322>Doesn't even man up on his wedding nightI fucking know, right?
>>13174322His wedding was somewhat shameful.
>>13174322Which wedding?Hint:Its all of them
This chapter is GRRREAT!
>>13173737YHWH?
>>13173927There is no translation, and there probably never will be.;_;
>>13174340God's Hebrew name.
>>13174322For me it's not about being a kid, it's more about wanting to be fully embraced by someone bigger than you that loves you. not big as in hambeastI have the same feeling towards /ss/ that i do for anything that could give me a full body hug.Or anything that would me me feel safe, secure, warm, and loved.
>>13174354>anything that could give me a full body hug.Which is why lamias are top-tier.
>>13174355Yes, lamias are my favorite
>>13174354I understand that feeling, it's why I like the bigger girls like dragons or Jinkos.On the other hand, I would also love to wrap a familiar or hinezumi up in a hug.I just love love.It's my fetish along with a lot of other things
>>13174359>>13174364Why are lamias and dragons GOAT?
>>13174366they are not goats they are reptiles
>>13174364I prefer petite girls personally. I like to do the holding, rather than be held entirely like that.The exception being Dragons. Being embraced by a big, wonderful dragon, and then cocooned in her wings as she snuggles me like her own personal daki. It'd be wonderful.
>>13174364>I just love love.I understand and agree with that, nothing is better than vanilla handholding>>13174366Because dragons have always been cool as shit, it makes sense they would be top tier MGs.And lamias are the perfect cuddle MGs, I like yetis as much as the next guy but they can only squeeze me so hard
>>13174368GOAT means 'greatest of all time'
>>13172860I don't know what she is, but she's perfection.
>>13174375I think he was joking anon
>>13174354>>13174364>>13174372Fuck off, I don't want to feel like shit.
>>13174322for me I like lovey dovey femdomwhich I tend to only find in /ss/
>>13174383Stop living in this reality anon, lose yourself in escapism and feel good again
>>13174385There's some of it other places too, it's just really hard to find
>>13174388See, this is why I'll never be a normal person.
>>13174383>>13174388Fantasy GoodReality Baaaad.
So /mgt/, can one of you explain to me the difference between greentext and prose when writing?Is it formatting, style of writing, or are they entirely different genres?
Is alp friendship fine?
>>13174415Only if you like bullying your friends
>>13174412They aren't really genres. More like styles. Prose tends to need to flow better and be less disjointed than greentext.
>>13174418Do I have to bully alps?Can't I just be friends?
>>13174427Yes you can. Don't listen to bullyfags.
>>13174426Are there any examples of writefagging that you could suggest for contrast?
>>13174427Stage 2s are just sweet little confused girls, they need help not bullying.
>>13174431Man, I'm about to go to bed. You can look at most greentexts and compare them to what's in pastebins.
>>13174431Err... literally anything that's prose.Greentexts start lines with > and use clearly self-contained sentences.
>>13174412This >>13174426. To me, greentexting is about being lazier, utilizing more out of your writing with less effort on it. It lets you slip more on making text coherent. But it's not necessarily inferior if done good, and has it's perks.>>13174431PRW's "Alex and Eris" is an example of greentext and Rusalka (or Moose, or any Lanternon, pretty much everything in Writefag's List) can go for prose.
>>13174364>Wrap up a dormouse in a loving, protective hug from behind>Sit cross legged with her nestled in your lap, clinging to the arms you have drawing her against your chest>Jabberwocky sits down behind you, spreading her legs and using her tentacles to drag you both into her embrace>Those tentacles squeeze the dormouse's tummy slightly, pushing her back against you>The jabberwocky covers your hands with her claws, a double layer of security and warmth over the dormouse's chest>Then, the wonderland dragon's wings expand outwards before folding back over you>Swirling purple and darkness is all you can see as you and the dormouse are enveloped in a cocoon of wings>You feel the dormouse fall asleep within your embrace, murmuring things in her sleep about how big and warm you are>The jabberwocky rests her chin on your head as you nod off, her clawtips gliding over the back of your hands, her slowly heaving breasts pillowing your head on either sideThere. Now you get the best of both worlds.
>>13174457>Swirling purple and darkness is all you can see as you and the dormouse are enveloped in a cocoon of wingsEverything was cozy until my claustrophobia flared up.ABORT
>>13174461>Nice and comfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>13174457This is similar, but different from my favorite kind of cuddle-fantasy.
>>13174457This would be fantastic if not for the fact that I find it impossible to fall sleep when in contact with another person.
What kind of bed-time cuddles does your waifu give?
>>13174478That really sucks. So you're cuddling deficient?
>>13174488No, I love to cuddle, and I'm a rather enjoyable person to latch onto.The issue comes with falling asleep, I just can't get comfortable.Maybe that's just because I haven't done intimate enough cuddling before, who knows.
>>13174461Sorry. As recompense, I will now force you to think about you and your jinko waifu in bed together, cuddling together as best as possible while your slightly tubby daughteru gets comfy between you, purring against her mother's collarbone.>>13174474Different monstergirls? Hang on, let me guess them.One's a dragon.The other's anubis.>>13174478Cover yourself with dormouse molasses. Not only will you definitely fall asleep, but the molasses will become so sticky that physically will not be able to seperate yourself from anyone in contact with you.
>>13174492Years of insomnia has taught you're always able to fall asleep if you're sleep deprived enough or you take enough Benedryl.
>>13174498Do you want a cookie or something?
>>13174492Sounds like me. Except I can't fall asleep around people because I'm a deep sleeperReally deep. I've been assumed dead by my own mother multiple times
>>13174503I already treated myself to one when I wrote that, for I am a shameless and gluttonous individual.
>>13174492Actually, I know what you mean man. Being in full body contact with someone makes me uncomfortably hot when I'm trying to sleep. Plus I always feel the need to turn over two or three times before I fall asleep. And you can't do that when a girl is using you as a pillow.
Do we have a threadcanon for Ra or Baal as far as what MGs they are goes?
Wouldn't Baal be like some Ultra Mega Hellish Succubus?
>>13174517Not sure about Baal, but Ra is pretty much agreed to be as .less has drawn her.
>>13174521We need him to draw Sobec
>>13174517Ra is a big chocolate angel looking thing. Baal would probably be a minotaur or something.
>>13174525>Angel looking thingA bird. It's called a bird
>>13174525Actually no she wouldn't. I didn't ask about Baal without giving it some thought, the Baal most people are familiar with is actually a weather god. I was hoping she had a threadcanon so I wouldn't be forced to make her a thunderbird or a blue dragon.
>>13174527>Human body with backwings and headgear>birdMmmmmm, no
>>13174529Ra is a bird, anon. She's been a bird since the Egyptians first started scribing on walls about godsBird. B I R D
>>13174528Every instance of ball worship I recall was worshipping the symbol of the bull. Don't go off on some tangent just because of weather.
>>13174526Oh shit, is that...Are there KC girls in Monmusu Paradox?Or am I being a dumbass again for thinking this week is getting better and better?
>>13174534What the fuck are you arguing about? I'm telling you how .less drew her and how she is in threadcanon. Isn't that what you asked?
>>13174537Alice is technically a KC girl, which is why she's best.
>>13174535According to wikipedia the one the bible references was a weather god.
>>13174538I'm not arguing, I'm saying that she's a bird, not an angelCalm down, friend
>>13174539Well, of course, but the generic Encyclopedia girls, what's that about?Or is this just another mod story somebody made?
>>13174540>The one the bible references>Not remember the GOLDEN CALF on Mt. Sinai Pretty memorable moment what with angry Moses breaking the original ten commandments in ragemode.
>>13174547>Moses goes and gets precious artifact from the admin, a sticky saying what to and not to do.>Comes back and finds his home thread is full of shitposters and hijackers.>Deletes sticky posts out of rage.
>>13174547>Baal Zebul>Being a golden-garbed HolstaurusI'd be down for it.Certainly better than the other incarnation of Baal that we have now...that being Beelzebub.
>>13174547You wut? The golden calf had NOTHING to do with Baal, the golden calf was something Aaron and moses dumbass sister came up with. Baal was reffered to more as a fishman and didn't show up until later when the Phillistines where a thing. If it weren't for wikipedia we wouldn't be having this conversation I was going to make Baal a Sanguihan(or however you spell it)
>>13174555That's Sahuagin.
Pregnant Jinkos.
>>13174545It's a mod
>>13174573Damn.I knew things were beginning to be too good this week.
>>13174565Look very strange, considering their usual fighter's physique.
>>13174565Saving endangered species, one dicking at a time.
>>13174578>Not wanting your jinko to blush with embarrassment and chuff when you rub her pregnant belly. >>13174580My man
>>13174576It's actually pretty good for a mod though.
As the shit storm in /a/ is happening over EMG. I think that the animeonlyfags that will come here will be filtered in someway.
>>13174592I guess the /a/utists are at it again.
>>13174597What're they talking about?
>>13174592>>13174597>>13174600>Go over to /a/ for the first time in months to check out EMG news>They're blaming us for their problemsWhat? Who even goes to those threads besides Hound?
>>13174592>>13174597>>13174600They call it the KC /a/rmy vs. /jp/tards. They're expecting people from here to raid their threads..as well as dreading the reactions from newcomers and people familiar only with the anime.Honestly, their elitism is really showing this time around.
>>13174592>keep shitting all over /jp/Why are they blaming us?
>>13174602What? Seriously?
>>13174605Considering that they compared /jp/ to bronies, it's safe to assume that they see us as some sort of extreme that they refuse to associate with.That, or they're /a/ssholes.
>>13174602You're joking. I've been in those EMG threads since yesterday when the announcement droppedYou're doomsaying. It's just one guy
>>13174604>They're expecting people from here to raid their threadsThat's actually surprisingly funny, considering we were all worried about the same thing from them.Truly, both sides are worrying too much.
They're also whining about the anime designs.I look at a side-by-side, and they barely look different.
>>13174609What the hell's their problem? We sure as hell aren't as extreme as we were when we were on /a/.
>>13174612They're shitting over papi.
>>13174610I'm not doomsaying anything. I'm just astounded that any of them would think anyone here would ever give a fuck about their threads. We can talk about everything they talk about here and more.>>13174612They've definitely been moeified a bit. But I'm reserving judgement until I see a trailer or something.
>>13174616Yeah well...fuck them.Papi is pure love.She's a Wurm in a harpy's body.
>>13174612We were saying the same thing here. Hell, both parties have been saying they look off since the day it was announcedPersonally, I'm waiting to see what they look like in motion. Then I'll rate
MFW watching the train wreck that will result from this, because both sides are full of "that guy".I don't even care anymore. Burn threads burn
>>13174612Miia looks a little stretched IMO, but honestly I don't see any issues.They can't seem to get past Cerea's nipples, though.
>>13174617>Moeified a bitA very tiny bit. It doesn't even seem like that to me, just seems a bit altered for whatever studio is doing it, based on their style.Their faces are a bit longer. That's literally the only major difference I can see.
>>13174616Ass not fat enough, my only complaint. I like the "Barbie" faces.
>>13174622They kinda do need to...not have Cerea's nipples be so erect.She's a lady. Not some strumpet.
>>13174622Well here's a recent developmentPapi has thumbs
>>13174619Apparently they're shitting over her anime design>>>/a/122449961
>>13174629Took me a bit to catch that one, I'll admit.
/a/ has shit taste, in other news water is wet.
>People getting upset over a shitty haremYou guys, I swear.
>>13174629That's not recent. She's always had them. You can see her using them to play Wii with Suu from forever ago in the manga.
>>13174632>/a/ is full of elitist shits who hate fun.>In other news, it rains in Seattle.
I want to share body heat with a lamia.
>>13174640Even a vanilla lamia?
>>13174640Mm-hmm~.
>>13174643But.. that's a wurm
>>13174635Oh shit, I forgot about that.>>13174640>Lamia CuddlesYou have excellent taste anon.
>>13174629What?
A nerdy Dragon says the only way she'll date you is if you beat Meat Circus in Psychonauts without dying once. Can you do it?
>>13174642Especially a vanilla lamia.
>>13174645Just roll with it, anon.She's going through a very tough time in her life where she's not sure what she is.
Your two daughterus came up to you and asked you which one is better, Keynesian or Classical Economics. What do?
>>13174650Sure, but, is she can't beat MGR on reveangance difficulty with no upgrades I get her hoard.captcha umbasaHoly shit. Is it time?
>>13174628But she never wears a bra.Yes, this is due to none fitting her, but still.
>>13174654I don't know fucking economics, I'm a goddamn landscaper.>>13174656Fuck that! Best girl time!
>>13174654Tell them I don't know, I'm a computer major, not an economist.
>>13174650Apparently I now have a Dragon with good taste in my metaphorical pocket.
>>13174654Tell them I have no idea. I'm a doctor, not an economist
>>13173706The MG you personally waifu comes to murder you
>>13174650Deal. Shit's easy as fuck post-patch.
>>13174669It has to be pre-patch
>>13174654I'm an intergalactic warlord, not an economist!
>>13174654Tell them to go ask their danuki mother, and remind them that if your business sense was actually good they might not have been born.
>>13174654Which is the one which Spice and Wolf was about?Keynesian?Let's go with Keynesian.
>>13174659I haven't played the second DaS. Is the Exhalt a demon like MiB?
>>13174668That'd be so depressing I'd kill myself before she gets the chance.
>>13174670FUCKING IMPOSSIBRUShe's gotta prove to me that SHE can do it before laying that kind of ultimatum on me.I swear to god, if her plan was actually to seduce me with nerdy shit she won't be walking straight for a month.Neither will I, but probably worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA0zwhnW3OMWhat would the undead waifus think?
>>13174668There's no seducing her?
>>13174668I am so fucked.
>>13174654Hand them grandpa's macroeconomic primer for children and let them decide for themselves. Since my dad is an economist.Then we have a long talk about methods to fight inflation and why the Federal Reserve has been fucking savers with a rake for most of the last decade.
>>13174668>Cmere, I'm gonna murdalize yo-zzzzzzzzI don't think I have much to worry about.
>>13174678You wouldn't even have the time if it was a Kunoichi, Girtablilu or Mantis after you.
>>13174679She can do it. She can do it inebriated.If you can't do it she'll force you to eat her out
>>13174677Who? If you're talking about the Emerald Herald then no, she's a bland character that's a shitty attempt at capturing the magic of MiB.
>>13174668I'd probably just lay there, empty eyes and a dull smile as she chokes or cuts me or whatever.
>>13174693That's right. I got confused.
>>13174692So, beat it and she dates you. Lose and you skip to giving her oral...Is there supposed to be a downside here?
>>13174668Well, I guess today bitches die.
>>13174687>While sleep walking she wildly swings a knife around.>This would be adorable if she wasn't trying to kill you.
>>13174698No problem, she's a very forgetful character, fucking have to mash through a wall of text in order to get to level up while MiB did her chant while you did all that shit.
>>13174634Yeah, if you've seen one, you've seen them all.
>>13174692I see no downsides here.If I lose, will she leglock my head until she's satisfied?
>>13174700It only goes as far as oral.With the date there's the possibility to go all the way.You just want to eat her out, or do you want a chance at cuddlefucking and spooning later?
got back from an 11 hour workday and did a bit of basic shading
>>13174634I wish it was only about Miia and the MC having wacky adventures with the rest.Harems are shit, but the comic still manages to be good.
>>13174710It just hit me that we're gonna see animated Suu in this. Holy shit.>Animated Suu>Animated Kii>Animated Tio>Animated Manako>Animated EVERYONEHoly shit, I can't believe I'm so hyped over a guilty pleasure like this.
>>13174710>EMG>Good.My sides.
>>13174716What if Suu is some terribly made 3DCGI?>>13174718pssssh..... kid...............
>>13173042Wizards no sense of right or wrong
Monitoring the /a/ thread. I see lots of trolling about moeblobs making a resurgence. I guess that's the new angle to say the show is shit? Anything they can come up with I guess.
>>13174668She's welcome to try, but she'll have to get past my attack animals first.
>>13174728>Anything they can come up with I guess.All they really have to say that it's harem.
>>13174668I would tell her that i was happy to be killed by her. I hope she sees me with dead eyes
>>13174733Do you think they'd regret it at all anon?
>>13174688What about a lamia or a dragon?I'd just slice my throat or put a bullet in my brain if running away/hiding isn't enough.
>>13174733Don't forget to make some good death sounds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio
>>13174732That's low level though. Do you really think the /a/ troll brigade is really going to be that dumb?
>>13174738Considering their ongoing paranoia over a possible /jp/ raid, I think they could be dumber.
>>13174668Oh thank God, I've never had the courage to bite the bullet myself.God my waifu is so perfect.
>>13174744Is your waifu a dark matter or something?
>>13174748No, why?
I posted >>13173706 because I'm a cynical piece of shit but >>13174668 made me feel terrible.
>>13174755The image just kinda made it seem like it was something of that caliber is all.
Pfft, they're bitching about us.
>>13174763As long as they keep it over there.What specifically?
>talking to friends>post a monster girl story>"monstergirls in real life would be horrifying">"girls in real life would be horrifying"man having friends is so great
>>13174763No it's literally the same two faggots circlejerking there then coming here to repeat the process before going back and looping. No one fucking cares about your forced thread drama.
>>13174768>"monstergirls in real life would be horrifying">"girls in real life would be horrifying"Eh?
>>13174727>Big muscled matriarch with graying hair. >Starts shouting at cadets who "aren't pulling their weight.">One asks why they have to listen to her.>"Because I'm the biggest" she responds, something their young minds easily understand. >Put a little something in her evening water that night. >Wakes up the next morning feeling better than she has in years, only to turn to the mirror and see that she looks like she's ten. >Is retired from active duty and moved to administrative work.
>>13174769Man. Somebody really has it out for monstergirl threads in a bad way.Someone must've had their parents killed by them as a child.
>>13174768I feel like I've heard this argument before.>3D = shit>2D = shit, no different from 3DIt's like everyone suddenly went full Bizarro all of a sudden.
>>13174727
>>13174779Or, you know, it's people looking to get a laugh, not necessarily targeting anything specifically.
>>13174779Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed that Shitposter-kun is seemingly still alive and well?That delusional fuck seriously pisses me off.
>>13174780???
>>13174784I still convinced it's FoolzFaggots
>>13174784He did kind of ruin our fun once before.And who knows, he could be looking to do it again, by the looks of it.So you're not alone in that sentiment, I'm sure.
Night everyone Remember don't burn down the thread, otherwise you'd make the baby wurms sad. You don't want them to be sad do you?
>>13174792Of course I do Average.They're too stupid to remember it anyway.
>>13174785The M.O. of a particular poster who's been targeting waifu and Amagami threads. Insisting that all women, regardless of dimension, are cucks. That having an attraction to the opposite sex in general is asking to be cheated on, then passing his mentality off as 'common logic'
>>13174764Ah you know, how this place is full of autists. How we'll ruin their threads and jacking off to the mod who kicked us here where we belong.
>>13174789Remember the whole "personal army" shit he tried to pull? That was some shit.
>>13174678>>13174684>>13174697>>13174733>Monsters invade earth, and start killing off the population >Army starts to evacuate the area, tell everyone to pack a bag and>As you're finishing up, you hear screams and gunshots outside>They're here.>You panic and try to escape you hear the door break down and a few monstergirl soldiers walk in>One of them of your waifu, the species you always loved, the one you wanted to live a happy life with>Your heart freezes as the soldiers surround you and knock you down>Your waifu looks you over with a cold uncaring look>" You guys had the last ones, he's mine">The others hold you down as your waifu rapes you, snickering at your hurt expression> After a while, she finishes and slides of you with a soft moan>As she picking up her gun she whispers something into your ear>"I think it's a waste to kill a cutie like you, but I have to do this. Thanks or the fun time">She then puts a bullet into your head.I just made myself sad.
>>13174796I don't know what's worse, that harem anime shitposter that likes to target the DxD threads or him.
>>13174793You monster!Don't you see them?It's like you told them Santa isn't real and took their candy
>>13174796Oh, I've seen many claim that somehow 2D girls would never do that, while all 3DPD girls will always cheat on you given the chance.
>>13174801Fuck you I ain't going out like a bitch.
>>13174801While she's raping me I'd swallow that cyanide pill I had hidden under a fake tooth.
>>13174799I stand by my reasoning that /a/ is a silly place.>>13174792Don't worry, the baby hinezumi are sleeping. Wait, where did the baby dragon go?
>>13174811She's eating chocolate coins.
>>13174801Implying I wouldn't have at least one firearms on my person, ready to be used, if not more.That scenario is classic Beta bullshit.
>>13174813But it's not snack time now! Oh, her mother is going to be sore when she picks her up.
>>13174654Which ever one is not the retarded one. I remember one was retarded and the other one wasn't.
>>13174806I've seen many with the 3DPD mentality as well. It's just...a little unsettling seeing someone extend that train of thought to 2D.
I want to spoil by Dragon Daughteru by feeding her lots of Chocolate Coins and other sweets!Dragon Daughterus are just too cute not to spoil!
>>13174817She won't be too sore. She'll just give her daughter a raspberry.
>Date: Efritsday the 19th>Today, Grace came by my house the day I was sick. She was so happy that she barged into the house with her doggy bag of medicine and groceries. I could tell she wanted to have a field day with taking care of me.>I felt like shit, lying in this bed with my nose and throat all stuffed up. But I appreciated her company. She even made stew for me, even sat up and spoonfed me and everything. I told her it was unnecessary at first, but she just wouldn't listen. With that beaming look in her eyes, I suppose it couldn't have been helped. Still, it was delicious. I was actually happy she took the time to make something like it.>Still, I felt guilty that I sneezed while she was so close to me. I tried not to, but when she said, "Say 'Ah,'" I tried to cover myself, but I couldn't do it in time. I'm sure her catching the flu a few days later was no ordinary coincidence. She called me this morning, telling me how she had fallen ill. There's no way I was anything but the first person she called to tell about it.>Still, I'm happy she feels that way. I suppose I'll have to stop by the store on the way. I can't show up to her house empty-handed, I'm sure.You will never have a Wurm read the journal in your room while you're not looking. Again.
>>13173706>>13174668>>13174733>inb4 VanillaWashing>MGs invade>Tentative excitement at first>Usual xenophobes vs. xenophiles stuff>Then the murders begin>Escalating into all-out riots and raids>Lived your whole life isolated from such violence>Sure, it happens, but not to you, right?>Then you hear the news of MG sightings around your area>The bodies begin to pile up>Then it happens, late one night>It starts with a banging on your door near midnight>Oh Fuck Oh Fuck>Try and find a place to hide>Barely make it before you hear the door crack and get smashed in>Hiding in a closet or some shit, hoping that whoever's invaded your home doesn't find you>Hear footsteps wandering around outside, seemingly passing by the closet>You think you hear them leave>You let out a sigh of relief>Then, at all once, an arm smashes through the closet door, grabs you by the collar, and yanks you out>You're roughly thrown to the ground>Look up and behold your assailant>The exact sort of Monster Girl you'd always imagined in your dreams, called "Your Waifu">Glaring down at you with hateful, disgusted eyes, and a twistedly amused sneer>Try and get away, but she's ontop of you in an instant, straddling and pinning you down, her hands, claws, paws, whatever, grasping at your throat>"Did you think I couldn't smell you, cowering in your filthy little hovel? Did you think I'd just leave you alone? That I'd stand to let even one of you miserable, disgusting creatures live another day?">There's a madness in her eyes as as she squeezes tighter around your neck>Choking the life out of you in sputters, eyes tearing up from the pain as you gaze up at her>She's staring down into your eyes as the light fades from them while she squeezes ever tighter>The last conscious thought you have then, gazing up at her>'At least I got to see her...'No idea if I'm anywhere close to the text limit, so I'll just continue in another post.
>>13174821She's gonna get chubby if you do that Anon, who will she terrorize if she's chubby?
>>13174821Spoiling children makes them rotten.My dragon daughter would have to earn them from the Jar of Spoils that I keep on top of the fridge by completing challenges..
>>13174801>"I think it's a waste to kill a cutie like you, but I have to do this. Thanks or the fun time">faintly smile>"It was always my dream to live a happy life with a girl like you. Now that you exist, I wasn't expecting reality to be such a bitch.">she hesitates for a second while holding a gun to your head>fires, killing you instantaneously>she's left with an empty feeling the rest of her existence
>>13174826Ice cream van.
>>13174821Spoiling children makes them rotten.My dragon daughter would have to earn them from the Jar of Spoils that I keep on top of the fridge by completing challenges.
>>13174801>>13174668>>13173706You see this shit? This is why we need paladins. You give up and die, I'm getting me some monster skulls.
>>13174830>Chubby dragon sitting upon a tipped over I cream truck while munching icecreamAdorable but I think that's just going to make things worse
>>13174822Well, okay. But tell me if you see that chimera girl, she used her magic to turn invisible and now I can't find her.
>>13174826She'll be terrorizing my heart, since she'll be my big cute dragon daughteru who, if she's good, will get plenty of kisses and cuddles!>>13174827>>13174831She's too cute and too sweet to be rotten though. If she did act mean though, I'd give her the Milk Chocolate instead of the regular though.
Fuck you, guys. You're getting me all teary-eyed.
>>13174840Faggot.
>>13174840Have a tissue
>>13174833It's not like she'll get into fight with a chubby Jinko kid over the ice cream spoils.>>13174836Just feel around or pick up her teddy bear, she'll come running if you do.
>>13174840Gaylord.
>>13174845>>13174838>Chubby dragon and jinko team up to pillage a candy store>try to sneak in through windows, get stuckI hope you are read to explain to your wife why her daughter is getting so chubby.It's just improper for a dragon to be her size.Why back in her day ------
>>13174852>Waifu used to be as chubby when she was that age>Her parents still show you photos of her while chuckling
>>13174856>"So what motivated her to lose her weight?">"We showed her our Cait Sith and asked if she wanted to have that kind of future. Needless to say she didn't.">Cait Sith Pillow mumbles in the corner>"It's a livin'."
>>13174824>Surprisingly, you wake up with a slight start>Was it all just a dream? No, a nightmare, rather?>The pounding headache, and soreness both on the outside and inside of your throat would seem to indicate that, no, it was not>Hear voices coming from somewhere outside>Get up, and sneak towards the voices>Peek around a corner>Spot the "Waifu" who choked you out, speaking with a couple of other Monsters>Can't quite make out what they're saying, but eventually the others leave>She turns back around and heads back to your home>Dart back to your room before she can spot you>Climb back into bed, cover yourself up, try and look like you hadn't gotten up>Hear her footsteps enter your room, stepping up to your bed>You tense up as you feel her hand touch your face>Slowly relax when she just pets your cheek, nothing more>She leaves again>Later hear banging, like a hammer>Sit up and wait for her to come back>When she does, you're surprised to find her carrying what looks like a bowl of soup>She doesn't seem all that surprised you're awake>She offers you the soup>Just stare at her, eyes as dead as when she was choking you out>She flinches slightly, setting it aside>She pulls up a chair and sits with you, and starts to talk>She explains about her, the other Monsters, what they're doing, and more>They've been taught, trained even, for much of their lives>To hate humans, think nothing of killing them, to take glee in it in fact>And so they were unleashed upon the world to do just that>She recounts a few that she had already slain before coming to you, sparing you the more gruesome details>And then she gets to you. How she'd tried to kill you, something in your dying eyes made her hesitate for the first time>She hesitated, and stopped herself short of doing more than just knocking you out>She isn't even sure why>But for the first time, she feels regret, sadness at her actions>She gets up, reaching towards you
>>13174824>Even as she chokes the life out of you she can't but find it strange how you seem almost satisfied about something...
>>13174861>The young Dragon proceeds to use the Cait as a hippity hop>It mewls in pain with each hop
>>13174866>But for some reason it never loses its blush
Want to know what you call an amputee holstaurus?Ground beef
>>13174863Kinda cliché but still sweet. ;_;
>>13174869>"It's-AH!-a livin'-NGHG!"
>>13174872Fucking BourbonYou're dead remember?
>>13174872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzk7-W2mckI
>>13174872That was dull.
>>13174872That joke was soy unfunny.
>tfw before going to sleep I managed to create shitstorm with a single post without even tryingI feel like my jew powers are rising
>>13174863>You'll never start a revolution to take down the cruel demon lord who teaches monstergirls to hate humans.>You'll never fight alongside your waifu for the future of humans and monsters>You'll never install your waifu as the new demon lord and lead the monstergirls to a new age of peace and love alongside her.Why live?
>>13174883What was the Jabberwock doing when she kept telling jokes long after everyone told her she was unfunny?She was Dragon it on.
>Uh oh, your vampire daughter has been sneaking into your wife's wine supply when the two of you weren't looking!How do you handle the situation anons?And yes, she is underage.
>>13174878How does your mouse girl feel after you give her a bath?Squeaky clean
>>13174891My dick's a better joke than the shit you just posted.
>>13174887What did the group of people tell the Lava Golem when she didn't share her snacks?She was not being very Magmanimous
>>13174840from what?I still remember the thread almost a year ago now when many anons admitted crying.
How did Lala win the harem?She got ahead
>>13174885What's your post?
>>13174890How underage?
>>13174885>And nobody is even cheering up from the Wurm thing.Feels bad.
>>13174872What do you get when you cross an angry weresheep with a moody holstaur?A monstergirl in a baaaaaaad moooood
How did the cat girl win over MC?She was a cheetah
>>13174900She's 14
>>13174856>>13174861>"Stop giving her cookies mom, she's gonna look like kitty if you do that">"Oh hush, a grandma can spoil her grand kids. Besides you were bigger than her any ways">Dragon waifu blushes in embarrassment as she walks into the living room "I was not!">Kate "Kitty" the Cait Sith, who recently reached beanbag chair status, smiles as waifu walks in, Daughteru sitting on her belly and munching a cookie>"Well if it isn't thunder thighs the destroyer! I see you're still raiding the ice cream truck. Tell me, were'd you get those jeans? I need some new pants and you look about my size
>>13174908Oh please, I've started drinking when I was 13.I don't recommend it.
>>13174863Fuck it the all spoiler thing is stupid.>You flinch back as she nears>She hesitates for a moment, but lunges in regardless>This is it.>But she doesn't wrap her hands around your throat>She loops her arms around your neck, just tight enough to pull you in, embracing you>You can hear her let out a couple faint sobs, whispering an apology to you>She pulls away almost as quickly, no sign of any tears in her eyes>She tells you that you should eat the soup she made, before leaving you alone again>You hear the banging of a hammer again, and find that she's been fixing up the doors she broke>Days go by, the monsters leaving your town>You're not sure how many other survivors there are>But she remains with you, rather than moving on with the other raiders>You don't know what excuse she gave>You don't really care>Here you are, trapped in your own home, with a woman who tried to kill you>Not a whole lot to do>You're in no mood for games>All that's on TV are a few straggling newscasts about the ever rising death count>So, not much to do but talk with your "House Guest">She tells you of the world she's from, her education, indoctrination, upbringing, whatever>And her life outside of it>And occasionally, she asks about you as well>She seems to grow increasingly curious about you as you answer her queries>She cooks for you sometimes. Not always, but sometimes>A few times she asks you to cook for her, saying she'd like to try something you made>Just go along with it>Still no light to your eyes>Like a zombie really, just not out-right undead>This woman tried to kill you, after all>Awkward does not begin to describe the feeling that hangs between you, perpetually>The constant, nagging fear that at any moment, she'll grow bored of whatever amusement she's finding in you, and will snap your neck like a twig, finishing what she began>But she never does
>>13174906Where does Mero keep her money?In the river bank
>>13174909>The words get to her and she eats a gallon of ice cream in the bathroom while crying
>>13174908I honestly don't care.
What do you call a lamia without an eye?a lama
>>13174911>Eventually, a day comes when she says she's leaving>Something wells up inside of you>Hope that you'll yet survive? Happiness that she's leaving? Disappointment that she's leaving? You don't know>The feeling doesn't go away when she says that you're coming with her>And so she whisks you away to whatever world her kind came from>Smuggling you, really>There may be others like her, who had a change of heart>But she can't know how many>You don't even know if any other humans beside yourself have survived, whether by luck or a similar strange stroke of mercy>Eventually, you find yourself in whatever home your "Waifu" might have back in her world>She seems nervous, telling you to make yourself at home>In her home now.>She begins to cook for you more often, taking care of you more than before>You hear her apologize to you often>You still have trouble feeling anything towards her but the sensation of her hands around your neck>You don't know if you'll ever forgive her>Ever feel some semblance of trust towards her>But there's something in her eyes as she stares at you sometimes>Something about your would-be murderer as she holds you some nights, petting your head>Something that tells you, maybe this, maybe she, isn't so bad>That maybe, things will be alrightAnd that's all I've got. Don't even know where all that came from. Should try and put this energy towards actually writing something...
>>13174923Charon, dearest. I'm going to punch you in the face until you really do look like this.
>>13174914>"Honey, you need to come out.">"I don't wanna, she's just gonna call me fat again.">"We're at our house, can't reach you h- Baby? What are you doing with those boxes">"Kitty said mommy was gonna need a bigger den because her butt was too big! Imma make our house bigger!">Ice cream intensifies
>>13174926Before going to bed, just wanted to let you know you made me shed a few tears. Thanks for warming my heart, really.
Hey anon, what do you want for your soul?
You and your wife notice that your loving daughter is getting closer to her teen years that she is getting more and more aggressive ,and before long your wife realizes the time has come.You , your loving wife , and your daughter all get dressed up and head to the local shrine where the Kitsune-kami has prepared a special seal for your daughter.The Fox Goddess performs a coming of age ceremony for your ushi-oni daughter.This is the day she stops being your loving little daughter and becomes a young woman.After her ceremony, you all go out to celebrate and everywhere she goes, she shows off her new seal as a symbol of pride.You fell a little sad ..your daughter is growing up now .....
>>13174934Well, thanks for saying that anon. Glad I accomplished something.
>>13174939I want to kiss your tummy.
>>13174934>shedding tearsYou faggot.
>>13174933That poor poor ice cream
>>13174940The thing about Ushi-Oni is that you need to live on the ground floor.>>13174943Okay, but no tongue.
>>13174939Sorry lady, can't sell it.Eat that whole CC cake in the back and we can date but I can't sell my soul
>>13174947I'll only use my tongue
>>13174944>being dead insideYou poor bastard,
>>13174939Yours.
>>13174939Fuck off you blueberry life leech.
>>13174926>ruining good suffering story with this shit And you ask why sunshinefags are hated
>>13174940Did she use her special Kitsune-kami underwear for the seal?
>>13174949But anon, that's...!
>>13174939Eternal Emotional Suffering
>>13174954>Stop liking what I don't like!>Nice Meme>You don't have an argument and are just mad.yadda yadda.
>>13174945You know, that, aside from the massochism, head scratches, and occasional "massage chair" days, is probably all the Cait Sith has to look forward too.
>>13174954Hah. Called it, right in the first post.
>>13174926>Until somehow words gets out that your waifu smuggled a human to their world...
>>13174967Private litter box moments too!
>>13174967What about cat nip breaks and laser pointers?>Dragon daughter gets laser pointer and uses it near tub Cait>It tries to roll over towards it and smack at it
>>13174977I've used laser pointers on cats before, and found that one Turkish Angora attacked the pointer itself rather than chasing the laser. Knocked it out of my hand he did.
>>13174971You and her against the world.As you flee for your lives, roaming from place to place, managing whatever meager existence you can, do you think you'd help? Would you try and live with her, journeying together, growing closer as you fight against the forces that would destroy you? Or would you simply be dead weight, waiting for the day when you're both killed?
>>13174987My cat's smart as hell and knows all about the pointer, my other one actually doesn't care for them.
>While I enjoy this glass of wine I want you to entertain me boy, and it had better be good.What would you do to entertain her anons?
>>13174999My cat's breath smells like cat food.
>>13175005Handstands and cartwheels.
>>13175005Eating her out
>>13175005Knock Knock Jokes!>>13175012 This too I guess.
>>13174934You have got to be kidding.
It is that time again!!!!I have asked many different questions from what MGs are on your top 5 and many moreNow comes:You have someone through luck or skill managed to find toe MG of your desires and have successfully dated for a while and have decided to advance to a more serious relationship.Bringing her home to meet Mom and Dad and the rest of the family (if applicable ) .How would they react?
>>13174977>Daughteru plays with Cait Sith.>Gets out of breath in only five minutes>As she's panting Daughteru asks her a question?>"How did Grammy and Pappy meet you?">Cait Sith gives an embarrassed smile "Well, I tried something stupid to your grandpa back in the day that backfired pretty badly. Figured I could get close to him.">Dragon Daughteru cocks her head to the side "Does that mean you were almost my Grammy?">Cait Sith goes quiet for a bit, a complicated look on her face. "Maybe, who knows. Not like he'd be interested now, not with this " she waves at he face "and this "pats her big Buddha belly.>She lays back and looks at the ceiling "whatever, he still keeps me around and gives a scratch every now and then. Better than nothing.">Daughteru looks at Cait Sith for a second "I think you'd make a great Grammy. You should try again with him!">Cait Sith gives a pained look at those words "Your sweet kid but...I dunno....">she goes quite again before a small look of hope shines on her face "Maybe I should, I do know a girl who could give a shave and good facial, if you know what I mean. Although getting your grandma onboard and losing this belly are another story."
>>13174988I'd do whatever the hell I could! PEACEFUL DAYS DIEDLET'S SURVIVE
>>13174926>changing her mind just because>god knows how many men she murdered herself>smuggling you into a world of killer monsters on the off chance there might be some like herCongratulations, this is the dumbest shit I have read in these threads in a long time, and I was here for the frankestein we made using the EMG girls.
>>13175024>Mom dies from fear because IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON>Dad asks if we do that stuff with the pantyhose and muzzle>big brother tries to pretend he's unfazed>big sister freaks out because she realizes I'm not a little boy anymore, but doesn't care about the Dragon>nephew and niece ask to see her spit acidI guess?
>>13175024>MomDead>DadDead to me>Rest of the FamilyI have a few aunts and uncles, along with cousins, I suppose?Most of my family is pretty chill. We don't really talk about politics or any such that often, but my general impression is that those my age have similar basic beliefs, while the older ones are progressive, with only the sort of slow-minded innocence you expect from older generations holding them back.So, all in all, I don't foresee any big issues or anything...hopefully they'd just be happy I'm happy?
Homeworld is really fun, huh? Would you follow a mysterious beacon to your ancient home world and meet MGs in space along the way?
>>13175029Are we being nice to the bean bag chair?
Oomukade confesses to you, what do?
>>13175024>DadDrunkard wouldn't notice>MomDead>BrothersOne would be jealous because he also likes MGs and the others wouldn't care because liquor
>>13175024inb4>well at least you're not gay
>>13175024>Always new you liked cats son, also knew you were a bit off. They'd probably be happy that I found a girl, rest of the family wouldn't mind either. We're cat people so a Chechire probably would be pretty cool
>>13175090Cook pasta so all she spilled will be less noticeable.
>>13175044>Just becauseEh, I was trying to go with the idea that, whatever emotions you might've had regarding your idealization of her before your encounter somehow got across to her as she looked into the fading light of your eyes, along with your lack of resistance, where-as every previous victim of hers would've just met her with the venom and violent counter-attacks she'd been trained to expect.>On the off chance there might be some like herActually she was smuggling you, rather than just walking through with you, because she didn't know how many were like her. There might be some, sure, but she can't take that chance.The actual purpose of it was that she knew she had to go back, and thought, for whatever reason, that you might be safer with her, hidden away in her home.Just trying to explain my logic for it. Sorry you thought it was dumb anon.>Dumber than EMG FrankensteinOw. That hurts.
>>13175090Tell her to get rid of either the poison or the stingers so I can impregnate her properly then raise the child in a good house-hold with her as my wife.
>>13175024I guess mom would be fine with her, dad might not like it is as much. My younger sister would probably make fun of me behind my back, but my older sister might get along with her,
>>13175081At least give her the make over
>>13175024>HinezumiWell, my mom will have someone shorter than her, that'll make her happy. Eldest bro would be jealous, middle bro would think a kickass fire producing girl would be awesome and try to learn martial arts from her before quitting after a few days when he finds out only I can use fire fist style, and my father is dead to me so whatever.
>>13175104Fine.
>>13175090Tell her to met me behind the gym. so she can watch me fuck my real girlfriend
>>13175118>bullying an OomukadeShe will eat yo babies.
>>13175081Who knows, maybe she gets a happy ending as a tubby werecat after shedding some pounds and undergoing some magical shaving/plastic surgeryMaybe she drops it and finds out that Grammy and Pappy are considering a water bed.I personally don't know, I should have gone to bed an hour ago. I'm going with the former ending.Night all
>>13175090KISSU
>>13175125>WerecatShe'd get belly rubs then for being a superior type of MG.
>>13175123She was born to be bullied, I'm just helping her.
>>13175135No anon. The Cyclops was born to be bullied.
>>13175143You're wrong too!
>>13175090Get my flamethrower ready
>>13175146Fine, then let's bully Alps.>>13175147THE EDGE! THE EDGE OF IT ALL!
>>13175143Both of them are smelly dorks anyway. They don't even deserve the dick, just to be teased and left alone.
>>13175134 She just wanted you Anon.Sure, she went about it all wrong but she stayed and let you do those things to her because it was as close as she could get to you.Well, that and the fact that she couldn't move faster than a slow waddle after a while.shes willing to change those bits you don't like Anon, even if it means she looks like a regular Werecat of
>>13175024I can't imagine it going to badly. Mom would likely say things that would embarrass me or some such.They might raise an eyebrow curiously at her very long hair and if she used her hair to grab something
>>13175090Boost eachother's self-confidence.
>>13175151>you are edgy for not liking hideous bug with countless legs and who also likes to hook her partners on some kind of magical drug poisonOk
>>13175134Well, there's a lot of belly to rub because what you and your waifu did doesn't burn off that easily, if at all.At least MOMANO MANA probably kept her face free so she isn't sporting jowls to rival a bulldog
>>13175165But it's mean to burn people alive.
>>13175172>people
>>13175177Saw it coming.You could at least TRY to be creative.
>>13175177The edge... the edge!
>>13175179It's 4:00 am, just fapped, can't be bothered.
>>13175180Praise me more sempai.
>>13175189So badass, too! Surely this is The One!
>>13175193I think I love you.
>>13174863>It took a few weeks for humanity to get it's shit together, but necessity forced the death of old rivalries and the signing of new treaties.>'The Last Coalition' some call it.>Mass conscription on a global scale is now a thing.>Within a month, the Monster hordes now find themselves up against the coordinated efforts of a united Earth.>Magic, which had been their trump card in the beginning, is countered by technology and mass production.>The one-sided slaughter they'd been enjoying abruptly becomes a stalemate.>A small trickle of fear seeps into their ranks as they slowly come to realize that Humanity won't go down nearly as quietly as they'd assumed. >Over the next ten years, Humanity slowly begins grinding them back as even more monsters flood through the portal to check their advance. >Then one day, it happens.>Their world, you learn, had long had a problem with overpopulation.>A problem the Demon Lord had hoped to correct by conquering Earth and settling her people on it.>Though it wasn't what she had in mind, the meat-grinder that Earth became solved that problem anyway.>She closes the portal.>Left for dead, the battered and bloodied monster army realizes that they're now trapped on this rock with no supplies or reinforcements against an enemy they know for a fact will fight to the death.>Humanity, for it's part, is exhausted. Ten years of uninterrupted global war had left their cities, economy and planet in ruins and an entire generation of men decimated.>For the first time, there's diplomacy. >And then an Armistice.>Now, less than a week afterward, as a veteran Coalition soldier patrolling one of the new refugee camps (or 'Monster Girl Cities', as the troops refferred to them), you can't help but say to yourself...>"Where the hell do we go from here?"
>>13175203You know what to do.
>>13175210How many kids do you want me to put in you?
>>13175205Nice MGC back story.
>>13175217Tongues don't make babies, dumb-dumb!
>>13175210Sit here and wait for my blowjob? Got it.
>>13175226I know, which is I'm using MY DICK. I hope you like anal.
>>13175231It's rude to keep a nice lady waiting.
>>13175240You know what else is rude? Keeping me waiting.
>>13175210I hope you're ready, bitch, I'm gonna gently entwine my fingers with yours while I softly plant kisses along your neck, savouring your warmth and softness and force you to orgasm from my tender, but passionate lovemaking in the missionary position.
>>13175251Don't be selfish anon, just a few minutes of using your tongue and then you'll get your blowjob.
>>13175258Why do the Elves always get the good stuff and the Mice don't?
>>13175259No.We either play by my rules, or we don't play at all.
>>13175271Don't be like that anon, don't you want to make others happy?
>>13175278If by "others" you mean me, then yes.
>>13175281By others I mean that elf lady who agreed to have blow you. It'll be rude if you don't return the favor.
>>13175281Everything is in your mind, nothing is outside it so making others happy is making your mind happy is making you happy. Now get to it.
>>13175290Oh...In that case, the answer is no.
>>13175293Rude.
>>13172329Fit KitsuneHefty RyuShort ManticoreWell this will be interesting...
>>13175264Because Mice have to be properly romanced first.
>>13175297Couldn't you two just... sixty-nine and both be happy with that?
>>1317531369 is shit because both people have to exert effort.Oral is supposed to be relaxing for someone.
>>13175304This guy knows his stuff.
>>13175304>>13175325Complete and Annotated Guide to Maus Courting when?
>>13174030Fuck, man. I just woke up so I'm late, but Lich love too good.And I'm glad the adventurer got what they deserved.
>>13175321I reject your madness.
TREMBLE MORTAL, AND DESPAIR!
>>13175350Not exactly the type to endue trembling
>>13175353DO YOU NOT SEE SHE HAS ENOUGH MAGICAL POWER TO DEFY GRAVITY?
>>13175355But she's a lamp.
>>13175357No bully pls.
>>13175358Someone's getting their fire blown out.
>>13175362>killing the chuuni lampYou're the villain around here, huh?
>>13175365I'm the man who's trying to sleep while some asshole lights up my entire fucking house
>>13175370>trying to sleepYou're on the internet, anon. You're not trying to sleep.
Y'know, I got volume 6 of Monster Musume a couple days ago. Had an omake I couldn't recall reading before.Just a single page. Darling getting pissed off at Lala.
>>13175374And it's hard to fall asleep when shitlords with burning candles wander around inside my house keeping me up.
>>13175377You could just get yourself a Dark Matter.
>>13175379Wouldn't a krakken ink lamp work just as well for chasing away light?
>>13175321This nigger gets it.
>>13175392But 69 is the best, anon,
>>13175350I love lamp!
>>13175396>they orgasm when their their teeth are near your genitals;_;
>>13175205>alien monsters invade earth ruthlessly killing and slaughtering people with joy>after years of genocide humanity strikes back>with the closed portal, remaining monsters got demoralized and would probably kill themselves even without humans>Hey, we don't care you killed half of the humanity and loved every second of it>let's be friends :DThis is fucking stupid and you know it>after years MGs integrate into human society>portal open again>integrated MGs start killing humans like the sleeping agents they are>humans can't stand a chance because they got backstabbed
>>13175406Seeing as how the person I'll be having sex with is a Dhampir, I think it'll just add another level of kink to our sex.
>>13175409Farmer and the viper to the max.
>Monster girls invade, bent on killing us>A Salamander is the one that corners you>You manage to best her in combat, but spare her life>You're beat to shit anyways and you just don't have it in you to take a life>"You're not going to finish it? This could cost you dearly you know.""Hey I won so I get to decide the terms, right?">"I could stab you in the back when you least expect it, you know.""That doesn't sound very honorable.">"I'm going to fuck you until you regret this.""I can live with that."And then Anon fucked off innawoods with his new waifu.
>>13175409Wasn't actually going for 'Hurdurr let's be friends', more; 'You litterally can't win now. We can drag this out for another decade or we can sit the fuck down and talk.'. Soldier guy isn't there to hand out blankets and food, he's enforcing an armistice. And I highly doubt humans would be likely to forget about the Demon Lord and her portal. Mandatory military service, maintaining a massive standing army (of humans) and building up a colossal arsenal 'just in case' is probably the way they'd go.Hugboxes gotta be earned through hard work, trust and effort, not handed out willy-nilly.
My sleep addled mind has me thinking that a vampire and a kumiho might have a classy conversation with each other over different flavors of blood. I should probably get some sleep.Can't sleep, waifu will eat me. Can't sleep, waifu will eat me. Can't sleep, waifu will 'eat' me.
>>13175493I would willingly fall asleep in a vampire's arms as they sucked my blood for their daily meal.
>>13175493>>13175495Vampires are silly creatures.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQVW7ZYfE8
>>13175406You just made me cringe in phantom nad-pain.Congrats, sir.
>>13175507>she orgasms>her mouth opens wide as she lets out one of those hentai orgasm screamsWhy would you think she'd bite?
>>13175501I'd let my vampire wife suck on any wounds I got, you bet your ass.
>>13175517I wish I'd had found the scene with the loud slurping noises.
>>13175517They wouldn't suck on an open wound anon. They'd suck from their own bite-points, but not open wounds.No, open wounds, I think they'd act more like an actual vampire bat. Licking and lapping at it. Tenderly, lovingly, in the case of a vampirefu.Sounds nice to me.
>>13175529>classy Vampire lady>"Licking and lapping at it"Neat.
How do MGs choose husband anyway?
>>13175548Playfulness.
>>13175553MG Xtreme Volley Ball?
>>13175548Personality is a draw, and they have inbuilt radar of varying level that informs them of men's kinks. Stalking for a period of time improves accuracy and removes variables like other nearby men. Once the men have passed that, and are pleasant to the MG's senses (sight, smell, hearing, energy, etc) they will likely begin to court in their respective ways, be it rape or just asking them out on a date.I would think.
>>13175548The same way anyone is attracted to someone and falls in love. Could be she just thinks you're really cute when she's milking your balls dry with her tailpussy. She's never had someone call her tail pretty before, either!Maybe you meet a wolf girl who, contrary to what is expected of her, likes being indoors and doing indoor stuff. She's self-conscious and when someone talks to her and is genuinely non-judgmental and makes her feel safe, she opens up and falls in love. It's possible that just spending time with you at work builds the flames of interest within the Jinko. She pays a little more attention to you and your withdrawn nature kindles an urge to pry you open and see what makes you tick. In doing so some kind of motherly instinct kicks in and she finds herself wanting to help you learn how to express yourself and gain confidence, first by prodding and teasing you so much you can't help but admit you like her. Then she'd gently take the lead and hold you with her big meaty paws as she claims your innocence.
>>13175537>>13175529>scrape>and lick
>Daughteru has stuffed animal that she loves dearly>One day she plays with it too hard and breaks it with her monster strength.>She starts to cry.>You take the animal and sew it back together>You give it back to her freshly stuffed with new cotton, and she squeals with joy and hugs it.What is the status of your heart?
>>13175637Disgruntled. Sewing sucks.
>>13175637We need a picture of Junko cuddling with a Tigger plushie.
>>13175666>Not some shotanon cuddling a giant Tigger plushee that's actually Junko in disguise
>>13175376Scan?
>>13175691>plushee,Holy fuck, I need to go to bed.
>>13175691As you wish.
>>13175483Hugboxes are created through fear of mutual destruction.
Is your daughteru scared of alien abductions?
>>13175706She always say that she will just burn them. Although she could create a fireball
>>13175716They mostly abduct Holsts anyway. And Wurms, so they can probe their butts.
She always say that she will just burn them. Although she could barely create a fireball
>>13175722Wait, is your daughteru some kind of witch?
>>13175666Homeless kid Junko cuddling a plushie.
>>13175732Dragon>>1317573411/10 would raise as my own
>>13175734But she didn't get Tigger until as an adult.>>13175738Then why is she living in a house made of cardboard anon?
>>13175740She insist
>>13175747Why would she insist? If she insisted, she'd still be living under the slide. Obviously she wants better. Like that Wurm who kept her as a villainous cat to pet while making villainous speeches.
>>13175753Well understanding kids is not my best suit, i bring her food two times a day,she seems happy with it so im fine.
Drawfags here! Taking only one request. We will take our time on it tho, might post on the next thread
>>13175826This >>13175734 or >>13175666
>>13175826Oomukade in a wedding dressand no "left at the altar" bullshit
What would a Colour-Out-of-Space Girl look like?
>>13174939KFC and some sweet blue skin pussy from a succubus thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
I want to hire a monster girl maid. Then I want to be as distant as possible to her, slowly opening up. I would become more and more cheerful the longer I am with her. She would begin seducing me and I would begin to have sexual urges. Everytime I have an overflowing amount of lust, I would masturbate. Then I would whip myself with a leather whip for being so sinful.I would know that the maid was secretly watching me masturbate and whipping myself bloody everytime I masturbated. Then I would have a three day long fast, to cleanse the sin I had. She would be distraught and I would pretend that I didn't know that she was watching me. I would do this until she simply cannot see the sight of me whipping myself and starving myself. She would rush into my room when I begin to whip myself and cry and plead for me to stop. She would then hug me. I would finally open up to her fully.
>>13171279Talkin about that.Nothing new about "Night Terrors"?
>>13175826You know we have a request thread right? http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5
>>13175926There was an update last thread.
>>13175914I would then open up fully, regaining confidence and begin to love her. Hopefully she would already love me if not, I would try to get her to love me. I give her the most lavish care and affection in the world, making her feel like the most precious person in the entire world. Then I would just drop her, abandoning everything to live as a monk. Renouncing all earthly pleasures and materialism, I would barely live by and wearing only the most simplest of clothes. Like a monk robe. Hopefully she would be devastated and try to find me. Hopefully she's mad or disappointed that I left her, and she would scold me for worrying her like that. She would nurse me back to full health and care for my frail state. I would then recover and care for her lavishing her with affection and love. Then I would try to hang myself on my birthday with her watching. She would hopefully save me and begin to break down. She would be worried that I would leave her and become more and more frantic. By then, hopefully she would become full yandere. She would begin to forcefully cuddle me to make me stay. She would forcefully rape me in my sleep and she would stalk me constantly. She would become so yandere that she would drug me and move to a warm cabin in the middle of the woods removed from everyone else, lavishing me with love and affection. The end
>>13175666>Junko laying in a cardboard house insulated by newspaper>The only thing that keeps her from crying herself to sleep is her tigger doll from her childhood>She hugs it dearly every night
>>13175956>she hugs it so tight the head falls off
>>13175960>Does her best to sew it back on with shoestring>Manages to pull it off but it looks pretty off>Hugs it again with all her might>The tail falls off
>>13175967>She breaks down and starts crying>Anon passes by seeing a crying Jinko
>>13175975>Anon decides to be nice and takes the tigger doll to a friend of his who knows how to sew things>After a while the doll is as good as new>Junko chuffs loudly while cuddling it with enough force to strangle an elephant
>>13175956God fucking damn it. I want to be a cute little boy and comfort her.>"Nee-San? Are you okay? You look sad and cold."I would then hug her, giving her warmth. I would visit her everyday, talking with her and listening to her stories. Hopefully she is a shotacon and would begin to develop illicit feelings for me. I would continue to play innocent and seduce her at the same time. >"Hey, nee-san let's play at the bridge over there."The bridge would be a dark place, hidden from most people's sight. Rape,jpeg would happen and her raping me senseless. She would then realize what she did wrong and begin to feel guilt. I would avoid her, intensifying the guilt even more. When she tries to approach me, I would cry saying >"Stay away from me! N-Nee-San is scary."She would then be absolutely distraught that the only person who cared about her is now scared of her, actively avoiding her. Hopefully she would fall into a yandere phase and keep all other potential suitors away from me. She would become more and more obsessed, reaching to a point where it is the only motivation for her to live. She would get a job and rise up the social ladder becoming highly successful. She would then kidnap me (still a shota) and force me to marry her and making me live with her in a house well furnished yet removed from others(middle of the woods etc) and ravage me continuously. I would become a loyal househusband to her.The end
>>13175983Junko wouldn't do any of that.
>>13175991It doesn't have to be junko, any attractive and depressed woman would do.
>>13175995Not Junko. She's just a big stuffed tiger when it comes to kids.It's why she doesn't do anything to Jimmy despite sleeping at the foot of his bed like some sort of pet.
>>13175914>>13175954Whatever floats your boat man. I'll just stick to tenderly loving a cute Kikimora or an Elf
I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved.I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. Unconditionally.Is this so hard to ask?
>>13176005This is how yandere's are made.
>>13176005Yes
>>13176007>>13176012Maybe this is why I seek escapism. I understand that love is VERY conditional. It's a pity.
>>13176016>>13176007Don't worry, we all want to feel loved. And the odds that I would be clingy once I finnaly get together with somoene are big, yet there are plenty of others out there that are clingy aswell. Just remember to actually take your chances when you get them.Anyway, let's stick to discussing Monstergirls and not our personal lives. Which raises the question, what species of MG would be the clingiest?
>>13176016At least your escapism is positive. Unlike me who's always imagining ways to shun every girls that that loves me, and ways on how to get a tragic ending. Even though what i really want deep inside is to be loved.
>>13176025Shirohebi would rank pretty high on the clingy scale.
>>13175914>>13175954>>13175983>>13176005>>13176016It's all me
>>13175763Junko is not a kid, anon. She's like in her late twenties.>>13175880GREEN.
Would you smoke a peace pipe with a group of native American/indian Girtablilu?
>>13175956>from her childhoodBut it's not from HER childhood, it was a housewarming gift.
>>13176040I was thinking about a loli junko that time.
>>13176040Mid to late 20s, yes.>>13176045From Alp's story?
>>13176041Yes.>>13176047So she's always been out on the street?
>>13176049>From Alp's storyWell yes. That's where the cardboard house and the Tigger doll are from.
>>13176054I really need to fully read that some time.>>13176052Junko? No, she hasn't.
>>13176056>I really need toBetter do it fast, while it's still there to read.>>13172073
>>13176060I have faith he won't remove it.
>>13176061You're a gambling man?
>>13176063I just have faith in the meek little man.
>>13176064So you're a gambling man. Anyway, why doesn't Junko get a job?
>>13176068It's had for most homeless people to get a job because of their appearance.She does get a job in MGK after a few years though, at the one Dragon Bakery
>>13176074Where was this story?
>>13175826If you haven't picked yet, Shai
>>13176074>their appearanceShe's a tiger lady, she bathes with her tongue no matter where she lives.>Dragon BakeryI'm now imagining her in an apron and with one of those funny hats, baking erotic cakes.
>>13176076It was in the few MGKs set in the future where Jimmy's in highschool, the Anubis is a nerdy girl in the library, and Jabberwock and Lilim are in college and Lilim is still flat.
Apparently the mangaka of Working! also has a yuki-onna girlfriend story. That's kinda neat.http://raw.senmanga.com/Ore-no-Kanojo-ni-Nani-ka-Youkai/
>>13176079I seriously doubt she uses her tongue.>Junko kneads the dough to make some bread>Somehow it turns into a frosty can of beer>The Dragon owner is stumped at this and clutches her head in confusion while Junko downs it
>>13176084>Junko is relegated to making rum cakes
>>13176083>Yuki-OnnaEMG 31 when?
>>13176085>"What? It's liquid bread.">Needless to say, she still did quite well at her new job>She even proved herself useful at disposing the dead bodies of local competitors for the owner
>>13176083I can only find two chapters translated. Fuck everything.
I'm reading some Conan novellas and it occurred to me that most of our writefags are pretty pulpy. So rejoice, for there may be among us the inventor of the next Conan the Barbarian.
>>13176108> it occurred to me that most of our writefags are pretty pulpy...in what sense?I am one, and I don't think my stuff is especially pulpy. Perhaps I'm just in denial.
>>13176119Well it's not like most of us are trying to write literary masterpieces. The whole point of pulp is to entertain. It's not meant as an insult or anything.
>>13176108Examples? I'd like to read some pulp monstergirls.
>>13176108I'm pretty pulpy, or at least I think I am with the whole MGK and Joe shit.
>>13176123Literally every greentext.
>>13176121I didn't think you meant it as an insult, man.I guess I was really just asking what is it about a story that makes it "pulpy".
>>13176136Well like I said, it's meant to entertain, not to rouse up some deep thoughts or explore complex themes or make social commentary. It's usually short and sweet, too.Most of the stuff we get is like that. The writers know their audience and write for it. Who are you again?
>>13176119Pulp is a pretty broad and vague term nowadays. I think the best way to describe it would be short stories that are focused on living a fantasy life. Not swords and magic and shit, but the sort of story that offers the reader the ability to live vicariously through it. All the second-person stuff around here is a shining example pulp fiction.
>>13175880octarine
>>13176141>>13176148Well when you said 'pulpy' in the context of Conan the Barbarian, I was thinking all adventure and shonen antics and stuff.I mean, my stuff is all second-person, but I think someone lays hands on a sword... once, in six fics?And then they just get raped without using it.Niebelfader
What Slimegirls feel like? Slimy? Wet? Cold? Do they have rubbery texture or more skin like?
>>13176158I'm not him, but someone who appreciated your stuff and I want to say you should definitely write more than that. A lot. Not to accuse all of a sudden but seriously, it's just six stories whenever I check and the recent one is half year old, I honestly think you writing level deserves more.
I want to have a succubus as a childhood friend.
>>13176214Thanks anon.I haven't intentionally stopped or anything, it's just that unless I get hit by a bolt of creative lightning, my writing speed is slower than many glaciers.
>>13176211I always imagine they can change temperature and texture at will.They'd sex you up all gloopy and gooey, basically like warm custard.But if they were just hanging out and trying not to annihilate your furniture they can get the texture like a water balloon so they don't go everywhere.
>>13176211Well... I mean, Slime is right in the name, so I would assume at least a bit slimy, but maybe it varies in certain circumstances.Also, we're second from the bottom, just as a heads up.
>>13176232You're welcome. Glad to hear you're still at it, your style has been among my favorites, and then there're quite a few good writers who seem to have left us already.
God damn it my heart.
>>13176259Would you daughteru T-rex-chan?
>>13174824>>13174801>Minding your own business>MGs invades your house out of nowhere one day only to find and kill you for whatever fucking reasonThis is making me uncomfortably angry. Please don't make me become a paladin, guys.
>>13176284If anything, it's propaganda left by the Paladins.
>>13176284Join the Order of Priapus, Anon. Teach those bitches what's what with your dick.
>>13176294>>13176297Now I understand why Gasmask is so pissed off all the time.
I want to move to Canada and make a living extracting syrup from the tits of maple Ents.
>>13176284>Come out Anon, or I'll bust in there and slaughter your family before raising them in my massive undead armies!>No Waifu. You are the Families. >And then they hugged.
Uh oh anon, it seems that you waifu's love of the drink has hit her hard.It seems she developed quite a beer belly and doesn't want to give up the bottle.How do you fix this?
>>13176329Rub her nose in it.
>>13176297>Order of PriapusWhenever somebody mentions this I imagine one of those Jolly Cooperation pictures but with massive, throbbing dongs everywhere.I don't like it.
Uh Oh, it seems your waifu is playing that new MGQ game that just came out.
>>13176341She obviously wants to try role-reversal.I dress her up like and innocent young human and myself as a big scary monster, then rape her.
>>13176341That hell hound needs puppies. Stat.
>Dark Priest breaks into your house bent on killing you>Break out old painless and show her 21st century firepower>Bullet all miss her>Well, that made your sphincter tight>Begin throwing random crap at her>Pull comforter off the bed and block her vision>Trip her and run out of the room>Hide in dark laundry room hoping she'll go away>She doesn't>She's getting closer>Now farther>Hear her blast the wall with a spell>It's now or never>Spring out from under a bunch of clothes and swing at her head with a crowbar>It connects>Fury floods your mind as you bring the crowbar again, and again on her head>When you come to you're mostly embedding bone in stone>You stop>You just want it all to go awayThanks Demon Lord.
>>13176401Wat.
>>13176403Guy's posting edgy stuff to try and start something. Best to ignore him.
>>13176403What?>>13176407I just woke up and saw the "monster invasion genocide" greentexts, I wanted to play too.
MGQ Paradox has already been downloaded over 1800 times.
>>13176427And it's been less than 2 hours.I can't wait to fuck a goddamned watermelon.
>tfw adore the angel design from dumpire>bbut fucking despise the angel kc gave us.God damn worthless lolis.
>>13176427The only question I have is is Luka still a bitch?
>>13176341Her big, meaty paws would have trouble with a keyboard
>>13176445Claw tips and/or special keyboards with big meaty keys. Would probably also see a rapid movement away from QWERTY to better facilitate their meatiness.
>>13176445Couldn't MGs change their hands to be more human sized via MAMONO MANA?
>>13176444Yes.Torotoro even made a blog post assuring people that "all the scenes are woman on top" and "hero will rape never".
Have you guys forgotten about her?
>>13176445And suddenly I'm thinking of a dumb Simpsons gag.>The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palms now...