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Bugs are like biological robots. In a sense we all are, but I doubt bugs have any sense of introspection or a way to contemplate their lot in life. It's not even clear whether they are capable of feeling pain or fear.

Do they even have DNA? They look so alien they must be silicon-based or something.

>> No.13160330

>>13160287
Wriggle is a boy.

>> No.13160352

>>13160287
Apparently they not only HAVE DNA, but have been known to swap it horizontally with mammals. You might have Wriggle DNA inside you jp!

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-05/researchers-find-evidence-horizontal-dna-swapping-between-insects-and-mammals

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>>13160352
Wriggle DNA inside me? In that case my cock and I would like to return the favor...

>> No.13160561

>>13160287
All living things have DNA. Insects just contain incomplete strands of animal DNA, which is why they're so small. They're basically self-contained living chunks of what was once a much larger creature, the great Insectorix, Lord Mighty of the Swarm and Subjugator of All Life.

Come on. This is common knowledge, nooblet.

>> No.13160571

>>13160287
This is the first pic that makes me want to cuddle Wriggle in the most lovingly platonic ways possible.
What have you done to me?

>> No.13160586

>>13160352
But there is already fecal matter inside of my body.

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>> No.13160767

>>13160627
ITT Wriggle-spanking.

>> No.13160788

Wud u fug the bug jp????

>> No.13160794

>>13160788
I wud spank the bug but I wud not spank the mermad

>> No.13160917

>>13160794
But wud u fug the bug

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13161001

I hope you all know that you want to stick in it in a boy!

>> No.13161017

>>13161001
>blue board
>genitals

>> No.13164518

>>13161001
>this is now allowed

>> No.13164541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZd0LKTpQDI

i want to make sakura mochi with wriggle, but i don't know where to get sweet red bean paste

>> No.13164600

>>13160287
>Do they even have DNA?

Way to fuck up, education system.

>> No.13164723

>>13160352
That's really weird.

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Wow, prick move. Not only are bugs and arachnids important to the ecosystem they are also a fundamental part of the world around you and in some cases incredibly cute and reliable pets. Like a retarded cat for insects but there are also some damn clever spiders.

>> No.13165460

>>13161001
It's official. Dicks are allowed as long as you can't see the glans.

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>>13160352
you absorb fragments of dna in microquantities from all the food you eat, in your intestinal epithelium

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>>13164541
1. Buy some red beans. (Kidney beans, perhaps).
2. Blend them up in a blender or just mash 'em
3. Put a bunch of sugar and honey in it
4. ???
5. PROFIT

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Bugs and flowers should get along.

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>>13161001
LEL Jangolins won't delete since they LUUVVVVV COCKS
Here you are sissyboi<3

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>>13161001

>> No.13168114

>>13165705
Will that give me superpowers? Is this parasite eve?

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>>13168114
No, but it gives you polyps which can turn into cancer once a cancer cell gets loose in either your bloodstream or your lymphatic system

>Parasite Eve
taking it way back now aren't we?

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Nonstop until you delete >>13161001 Jangolins!
Why is straight porn banned but gay shota fag porn allowed?
Because janny sucks dick! Like cat!

>> No.13168245 [DELETED] 

>>13168231
>sucks dick! Like cat!
o_O

>> No.13168290 [DELETED] 

>>13160561
>Insects just contain incomplete strands of animal DNA, which is why they're so small.
Liquid, pls go

The Paleozoic Era had massive bugs.

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>>13166668
>you will never cum multiple times inside Wriggle and watch her cry as you do it

>> No.13171069

Fact: A lobster and a fruit fly have the same amount of neurons in their nervous system. A cockroach has 10 times more.

>> No.13171083

>>13168290
There are still massive insects around in good old australia.

>> No.13171469 [DELETED] 

>>13171083
I know. The British Empire deported a whole bunch of criminals there, and they've thrived and multiplied.

>> No.13174271
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I'm in love with Wriggle Cutebug!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0-tsSCo1i8

>> No.13174281
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Why does the fact that Wriggle looks like both a boy and a girl at the same time make her cuter?

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>> No.13174581

>>13174422
>phanstam

>> No.13175905

>>13174422
I love seeing Wriggle happy. How can I make Wriggle happy?

>> No.13175921

>>13175905
Let her lay her eggs inside of you.

>> No.13175927

>>13175921
That's actually pretty hot.

>> No.13176249

>>13175921
What would Wriggle laying eggs inside of me feel like?

>> No.13176312

>>13176249
Unimaginably painful. But some pains have to be endured so that they may yield to pleasure. And then the two become indivisible.

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>>13176312
Nah, that wouldn't be painful. When they hatch, well that's a different story.

>> No.13177029

>>13176985
Cute bug feet!

>> No.13177035

>>13176312
Nah, bug girl eggs are pretty small I'd imagine. My butt can take it.

>> No.13177040

>>13177035
What makes you think she'll be using a preexisting orifice?

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>>13177029

>> No.13177048

>>13177040
What do you mean? What do you think she'll do to me?

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>> No.13177058

>>13177056
o-okay sorry

>> No.13182252

What does Wriggle's feet smell like?

>> No.13182650

>>13182252
Probably dirt or nothing.

>> No.13182780

>>13182252
bugs

>> No.13182787

>>13182252
Stink bugs.

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>>13182252
Like Yuuka

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>>13183994

>> No.13184498
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>>13184366
Also possibly like Mystia and Rumia

>> No.13187653

>>13184498
Their entire bodies can't smell like feet.

>> No.13188242

I want to wiggle her butt!

>> No.13188400

>>13188242
Wriggle isn't black!

>> No.13189375

>>13188242
What does Wriggle's butt smell like?

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>>13160571
That's because Wriggle is a cute!

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>> No.13196312

>>13190931
Bugs aren't cute when you flip them over.

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>>13196312
They are if they're a cutebug.

>> No.13196433

>>13189375
Rancid shit, hopefully.

>> No.13196710

>>13160561
Actually the size of insects are limited by the makeup of the atmosphere, specifically oxygen.
Hence why bugs used to be much larger, as someone pointed out

>> No.13197392

>>13182252
Love.

>> No.13202375

>>13196710
So inflatable Wriggle is canon?

>> No.13203117 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/wriggleisagirl

>> No.13204671

>>13202375
I think it would be more like you could manipulate the size of her children.

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>>13168098
Why would he lie like that?

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>>13160586

>> No.13204785

>>13204671
I want to manipulate the size of her womb!

>> No.13204813
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EEYAGH Bugs are gross!

>> No.13205118

>>13204813
>LoL player on /jp/
???

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>>13205118
Your posting style isn't tolerated here.
>>>/out/

>> No.13207752

>>13160788
Chimera Bug was one of the better girls in MGQ.

>> No.13207952

>>13207752
Shut up. Go back to your containment thread.

>> No.13208955

>>13205118
Not him but I got interested because there's a character based on Marisa. She even has a final spark attack.

>> No.13210230

>>13208955
uh you should totally get into dragon balls z dude
there's this character called uh he's called vegeta dude
final flash attack yeah that's what he do too
he can even galick gun like marisa uh uh

>> No.13211100

>>13210230
I would, but there's a million episodes.

>> No.13211347

>>13211100
All you need is Kai. Skip all the movies except Broly's.

>> No.13211680

>>13211347
I kinda like the Bojack one just for the scene where he lifts Goku up by his leg and punches him in the balls.

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>>13171469
Oh you.

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>>13160352

Me on the right bugga !

>> No.13211848

>>13160627
Wriggle Nightbutt.

>> No.13211865

>>13177048
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

>> No.13211938

>>13204705
You really think someone would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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>>13165460

/jp/ officially the best board then.

>> No.13211962

>>13211944
But touhous don't have dicks.

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>>13211962

Wriggle is a super cute boy !

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>>13177048

I wan to lay on a big leaf and let wriggle mount me violently !

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Tommyrod here. Wriggle's a bitch.

>> No.13212086

>>13211944
>>13211981
Are you the jangolin guy?
More please

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>>13212086

What's a jangolin ?

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>>13211981
>>13212210
Cute boyes, dude!

Have a manly fairy.

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>>13212538

That's really disgusting dude...

>> No.13212699

>>13212210
I am far more attracted to dude Koakuma than I should be

>> No.13212704

>>13212633
I don't know dude, I'd fuck the male Sunny.

>> No.13212805

>>13212699

I think I prefer boy koa over girl koa... Is it wrong ?

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>>13212538

Where is the limit before it gets too manly to fuck it ?

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>>13160287
>Do they even have DNA?

Are you for real? All organisms have DNA. Bacteria have DNA. Plants have DNA

Also, all the life we've encountered so far is carbon based

And don't say "I'm not a scientist/biologist, man", I'm a fucking history student and I knew that sht. You gotta go outside sometimes, so your /jp/ time remains and enjoyable diversion instead of a compulsion.

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Gratuitously posting lewd boys on /jp/ !

>> No.13215331
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>> No.13215336

I like where this thread is going.

>> No.13215354
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I blame /jp/ for my phantasmagoria of penis view.

>> No.13215393

>>13215112
That's not a puffy vulva

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>>13215393

If puffy vulva are good nice bulge are even better.

>> No.13215450

#slaythegay

>> No.13215481
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>>13215450

#suckthegays

>> No.13215530

>>13215412
>>13215354
>Boy Youmu
My dick is diamonds

>> No.13215532

>>13215481
Translate it, weebs!

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>>13215450

>> No.13215622

>>13215412
Best idol poses in case I don't want to fuck his own. Becomes unable to 20. Then I hope there with microsoft technologies ;_; that doesn't mean some kind of the ones cost to explain it, but apparently i don't understand people working for until I can do a memory serves, there's certainly not a donut considered the age or square I always believe this point felt would think it Youmu embarrassed?

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>>13215622

Are you high ? High on lewd boys pictures ?

>>13215530

For you.

>> No.13215884
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CHEEEEEEEEN !

>> No.13215890

my dad fucks me

>> No.13215909
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>>13215890

Are you cute ? Did you like it ?

>> No.13216065

>>13215852
>For you.
My dick thanks you

>> No.13216071

best thread

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Serious question, why delete the picture in >>13211981 and not in >>13211944 ? Should we extrapolate that the mod like it ?

>> No.13216165
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Help /jp/ ! How do I stop liking boy touhoes ?!

>> No.13216174

>>13208955
There's also 2 items based on 2hu.
One got removed though, that's a shame.

>> No.13216596

>>13211981
Why was this deleted? There are bare balls here >>13161001 and close up spread legs transparent string bikinis on lolis never get removed.

>> No.13216606

>>13215530
>>13215852
Youmu's not a boy. Get lost!

>> No.13216610

>>13216072
>mod like it
You are the jangolin guy.

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>>13216610

>the jangolin guy.

I still don't get it.

>> No.13217048

>>13216680
Just keep posting.

>> No.13217158

>>13215354
Male Murasa...
I came

thank you /jp/; I have finally given in and fapped to a trap

>> No.13222410

>>13217158
Cartoon traps don't count. It will never not be a piece of paper.
A 2d trap would have to be like those children's popup books.

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