/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13160394
First for centipede a best.

>>13160374
Now that is something I'd like to see.

>>13160374
You'd need to watch them though. As you expand and recruit other like-minded men as gang members you'll need to keep the psychotic twins in check. Making sure they're not too rough with the new recruits.

They might get protective of you and see them as outsiders and a threat. The recruits would know that all you'd have to do is snap your fingers and they'd sever one of their limbs.

Still better than being a pack bitch for a Wolf Girl biker gang though.

>>13160374
>>13160350
Someone write about this

>>13160406
>Implying I wouldn't just take them away and live a quite life where they want to live.

No more killing for them, only living a comfy life with cute daughterus.

/mu/tant here, I want to start an emo revival band with an angsty kejourou.
We'll be called Hair Cuts.

>>13160416
You. You mah nigga.

>>13160399
Me too anon. Me too.

>>13160416
Everything you touch turns to waifu

>>13160231
>You make the offer that everyone who wants to be a good Cheshire can come eat the table after they've all had a hot bath and you can probably even find them some clothes to wear so they're not all naked
>Another set of eyes appear, then another
>It's like a rainbow is forming around you - one Cheshire has blue eyes, another violet. Then there's one with reddish-pink eyes. With the one knocked out on the floor that makes six of them.
>The green-eyed Cheshire pleads with them not to listen to you, but they all know what you did for the one back at the butcher shop
>Though she's obviously the ringleader, her sway over them is tenuous at best
>The others start to nyaa and paw at you, asking why you're so nice to them
>No one has ever been that nice to them
>Looking at how raggled and filthy they are, you can believe it
>Makes you wonder how long they've been living on the streets
>Though being surrounded by naked Cheshires that are pawing at you would probably give the wrong impression to anyone who saw you
>Rubs and scritches all around for the assemblage, most of them start to purr happily and nuzzle their face against you
>Well they were easy to win over
>Though the green-eyed one just stands there in the corner, scowling with her arms-crossed
>What happened to her that made her so distrusting and hostile? Perhaps she's got secrets her sisters don't know about or maybe she just reacted differently to something
>You instruct everyone to head to the bathroom and you lead the way with a procession of Cheshires tagging along, though you do have to carry the one you drugged in your arms
>Hopefully she wakes up soon, you wouldn't want her to miss the fun
>While waiting for the tub to fill in the bathroom you head back to check on the leader of the group
>Her back is facing you, but it's unmistakable in the time you've been gone she's started to cry

>>13160394
I would a reverse-trap Pharaoh who took up fencing.

Totally not referencing Utena, just reverse-traps are the best.

>>13160422
Try to pat her head, ask her if she's sure she doesn't want a bath?

>>13160426
You're totally referencing Utena
And you're damn right reverse traps are the best

>>13160436
>You're totally referencing Utena
I mean, I know, but...it wasn't my intention.

>>13160385
>You will never get in a naked apron for your Apophis Mistress after she had a rough day egging Pharaoh's house

Yup, Pharaoh and Anubis pulling that "Muh ploy ees" shit is silly, an Apophis would put you in your place, which is hot and lovely.

>>13160437
No, shush. It was totally your intention
Now accept this high five and move along

>>13160438
Snakes a shit.

I've come here to purge monster girls and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

>>13160442
Indy please
Harrison, be careful

>>13160445
You gon get alped

>>13160422
>Perhaps she's got secrets her sisters don't know about
Hmm.

Should try inviting her once more. Gotta make it clear all that are willing to trust are welcome.

>>13160438
Fun fact actually. Slaves, even Jews, were actually treated quite well in Ancient Egypt. So yes, being treated as "Employees" really isn't so far-fetched.

Not to say having an Apophis grope your ass in a naked apron, smacking the other cheek with her tail as she presses her breasts into your back, whispering lewd nothings into your ear, wouldn't be fantastic.

>>13160438
>Implying an Apophis would be happy knowing you wasted perfect eggs
>Even if you were using them to ruin Pharaoh's house

She'd bite you at least 3 times and then keep you in her coils for a good two hours because you didn't boil those eggs for her instead.

Do Lamias lay eggs?

>>13160461
I'm going to say yes, but let's see what everyone else has to say

snowflake hymen

>>13160468
I think I'll go for her backdoor, then.
Do slushies come out of her rear end?

>>13160472
No, only slush.

>>13160468
>Every Glacies snowflake hymen has a different pattern.

lewd.

What kind of insanity would a Hellhound corrupted by Wonderland bring?

>>13159735
I know it must be a bother to enlighten newfags on everything, but... what am I listening?

>>13160490
The thread's most autistic faggot reading a Bob story aloud.

You begin receiving mysterious phone calls requesting you to do various odd jobs across town ranging from 'disciplining children' to 'fixing power outages' all occurring in the dead of night. Supposed you go on said 'jobs' and you begin blacking out and showing up at your home in the wee hours of the morning with various masks in your car, all of which (yourself included) smell strongly of iron and are caked in little red droplets you can only hope are paint. You begin isolating yourself from your loved ones, be it waifu or daughteru, once you hear about a mysterious masked killer that has been terrorizing the surrounding area as of late murdering his criminal victims in the utmost brutal way possible and you slowly begin to fall into a depressive rut. One night you wake from a blackout sitting on your couch covered in dried 'paint' smelling of iron and clutching both a revolver and a torn rooster mask.
Your loved one(s) descend down the steps and see you sitting there silently.
WHAT DO?
Sorry I'm just really hyped for Hotline Miami 2 and I have to release the hype monster

>>13160488
I'd rather not even imagine something like that.
Even the Queen of Hearts couldn't handle something like that.

>>13160497
>Miia
>With black sclera
Oh yes.

>>13160497
>That lucky as balls anon who got the Loen Miia daki
i want to find this man. I want to find him and take that daki for myself!

>"Yo, what up. You loser human boys like to wear naked aprons right? Go get in one and fetch me some fish with a side of cream, I'm famished. And be quick about it."

>>13160499
You'd be in the wrong for taking it.
Still worth?

>>13160497
>ass2fat.jpeg

>>13160501
Sure, I got cream.

I have a whoooooole lot of cream.

You'd make an excellent pillow.

>>13160505
No such thing

>>13160502
Damn it, the blasted guilt trip. and my nature forbids me to be mean
Blast it, anon. You win this time!

>>13160501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>13160507
More like an excellent rug

>>13160501
>If I refuse I get dragged off to the Cat Kingdom to get raped 24/7
>If I accept I become a slave to a Cait Sith.

There has to be a way out of this.

>>13160509
There is when she could get pulled over for it.
She might wind up being the jailmate of an Apsara and a Troll for a night.

>>13160511
Good nature -1
(but i do get the want part)

>>13160422
>Not pile-driving that feline fucker face first into the ground

>>13160518
There is, we had a good chunk of last thread discussing how to keep them from doing that.

Smug foxes are so great aren't they? I've been thinking of writing a story with one in particular, expect it soon. Though, "Trigger warning", I'm planning on including something this thread might now like.

>>13160501
Species War Now
There is only One Race: The Incubus-Monstergirl One. Embrace their diversity and genocide everything else.

>>13160518
Cat sith is the only acceptable thing to purge

got full paladin

>>13160501
Sure I'll get some fish, but first, are you familiar with NEDM?

>>13160498
They're not actually black

>>13160526
The only person I hate more than you is Inari.

>>13160406
careful, orcs are moving in hard.
they know they're weak and only strike at night and in overwhelming numbers.
Already many monsters have lost their husbandos to them.

>>13160507
>>13160512
>>13160518
>>13160529

>>13160518
Don't show interest, but do not bully it.

>>13160537
I've been hoodwinked.

>>13160518
There is one way...

>>13160547
You could always ask Loen to do a black sclera version
If he ever retunes from his Journey to the West

>>13160422
>You give her a head pat which causes her to jump and she scurries away from you, not letting you see her face
>"Don't touch me!"
>Why, you ask? What's wrong? Sure she was a dick to you but you can forgive her
>"I'm supposed to keep them safe, so they, so they don't have to!"
>Her words are punctuated with hics and sobs, and you have an idea of what she's talking about
>She's obviously been her guardian of sorts and has probably done all sorts of questionable things to scrape together enough food to eat
>And now here you are, sweeping them away from her and she probably thinks you're going to ravage each of them
>At least what's what you can gather, considering she was maybe talking about raping you earlier
>Best not to question her right now
>You reassure that you don't intend to do anything other than what you've said, and everyone has been so sweet
>If she wants a cooked meal she'll need to clean up first, that's the rule
>She can come whenever she feels ready
>With that you head back to the bathroom only to discover the tub filled with Cheshires and some funky looking grey water
>They're filthier than you thought
>This is going to take a while
>The first one is yellow eyes, who's name you discover is Mindy
>You decide to drain the tub and use the handheld attachment first and begin lathering her up
>She sits well in the tub, leaning into your hand as you scrub her and her ears flick under your fingers
>You have some reservations about scrubbing them in certain, particular areas, instead letting her do the work there
>finally she cleans up and now you've got a good look at her striped black and lavender coat; she's actually pretty cute under the grime
>Now for the others
>After much lathering and rinsing and scrubbing and refilling the tub several times over so they can play, you march them to your bedroom for clothes
>Returning for something you forgot, there's green-eyes, looking into the tub pensively

>>13160544
silly anon, you cannot bully the dead.

>>13160547
I wish an Apophis would hoodwink me...

>>13160552
I've already asked him to draw a reverse trap for me. And that is more than I can ask him.

We discussed last night about an Anon who lost his waifu and lived a miserable life, and his daughteru wanting to bring his smile back while also not Ving him.

Did we ever figure out how she'd go about bringing back his smile?

>>13160555
You'll be on a god's shit list, anon. All manner of cat monsters will hunt you down.

>>13160559
Wait, you're the guy who asked for reverse trap Pharaoh, right?
I remember you. Good request

>>13160560
Apparently the fat guy in the pic is getting a personal dance party with around 2,000 girls attending.

That might do it for Anon too.

>>13160566
let them come, they kill faster that way.

>>13160560
She would go on a quest to find the perfect waifu for him

>>13160553
Good shit so far, man.

>>13160560
L I C H
I
C
H

>>13160573
That makes me cringe for the poor guy. He probably knows most of the attention is out of pity and just wants to pretend it never happened, but at this point he's pretty much just forced to go along with it.

>>13160560
Britbongs are the second biggest faggots on earth, second only to Australians.

>>13160501
That little shit busts into MY home, sits in MY chair, and tries to tell ME what to do?
I'm gonna punt her straight into the next block.
Cait Sith Punting is my favorite fucking thing right now.

>>13160570
I try.
Oh my god, do I try.

>>13160591
No, Swedes are the biggest fags in the world. They just recently renamed 10 birds because "The names might be racist". Sweden Yes.

Then is Austrailia. Then is Britbong.

>>13160588
> but at this point he's pretty much just forced to go along with it.

Like that one south park episode

>>13160588
It would have been better if they just got him dance lessons with a professional choreographer so he could bust a move in spite of his bulk.

Some Anons were talking about Hotline Miami 2 earlier, is there a version with the full soundtrack?
The digital deluxe edition has a remix track, but no full soundtrack.

>>13160594
And hopefully, when God returns, your trying will pay off

>>13160607
Nice Monster Girl you have there

Fuck off faggot, this isn't /v/

>>13160607
https://www.gamersedition.com/product/hotline-miami
Closest you're gonna get.

>>13160611
Same could be said to you retard.

Fuck off and sleep with the fishes.

>>13160612
Thanks m8

>>13160621
>Posting off topic shit in a Monster girl thread is completely OK
>Telling people who post off topic shit to fuck off is a big no-no!

It's like you WANT us to be /ksg/

>>13160622
The only other ways you can get a copy of it are the vinyl copy or just pirate it.

Reminder they only bite because they're worried you don't love them.

>>13160623
I'm not even gonna bother with you.

Fuck off.

>>13160629
Guess I need to pump her full of self confidence. So much that she'll nearly burst from it.

So has anyone caught the new Spongebob Movie? I was thinking of checking it out soon, what are your thoughts on it?

>>13160629

Reminder that love without professional goals and trust will leave the pair of you spinning your wheels in poverty and anguish.

>>13160637
I see your off-topic, and leeway it into talking about squirrels instead!

>>13160637
I dunno about you, but I do love me some squids.

Merrows a close second.

>>13160637
How is that related to this thread?

>>13160638
I hate Lilims.

>>13160653
>Summon: Mari!

>>13160647
>>13160623
>>13160652
>>13160649
>>13160611
Would you stop with the autism?

Shit's getting old fast.

>>13160647
Makoto a shit, Bullet a best.

>>13160653

They only want to teach you how to love

>>13160658
Fuck off, I'm not bothering with you tonight.

>>13160658
I think it's kinda charming.

>>13160658
I'm only explaining that I like Krakens, bro.
If that's autism, then joke's on you, I'm not autistic. I like lamias more.

>>13160664
Your stupidity is shitting up the thread worse than anyone asking a simple question.

>>13160663
I don't want to love shit.

Mantis twins are what I want in my life.

>>13160647
Sorry. I've never been the kind to like squirrel girls. The only thing I really enjoy about Makoto is that underboob.

Dizzy was fine, though.

>>13160660
Bullet an alright. Noel best girl.

Once and away in a time long past
on a ship I sailed the ocean vast
for many a year under star and sun
ne'er seeing land 'till the task was done
One night storm had caught us in the open
and the mast in twain was broken
wood split apart in terrible force
of nature to shatter the Mighty Oaken
Foul things rose from under deep
demons thirsting in the waves
taking many below to sleep
and of thinking of their wives
cold now I drift in the dark beneath the water
for a nereid is now my waife
and sullied is my honor

>>13160673
>Not wanting to love the mantis twins
Whats wrong with you, friend?

Just got myself some Apples and Caramel, tastes great guys.

What are you guys eatting right now?

So who all is getting Bloodborne when it comes out?
Personally I might even get a PS4 when it gets released just for that game.

>>13160688
Anon I want to love them.

I was calling Lilims shit.

>>13160692
Corn Dogs brah

>>13160649
>A kraken willl never sink a ship just to get you as husband
Feels bad man.

>>13160693
Dude, same here! Actually, I already bought my PS4. I don't have any games on it right now, I want Bloodborne to be the first game I play on it! Really excite, can't wait for it!

>>13160553
I don't really know what to suggest at this point, its really up to her if she wants to get in or not, though hearing how much fun her sisters had she probably does want to.

>>13160647
>>13160660
Their both inferior to Justice

>>13160702
Looking to be GOTY 2015 from my point of view.

>>13160692
my own skin

I saw some people talking about Gangs in MGC last thread and something lodged itself in my brain.
Apologies in advance if it's shit.
>Gentlemen, I've noticed a disturbing trend in recent days.
>Ever since Monstergirls started showing up in the world crime has changed, and not for the better.
>Kidnapping over Robbery? Illegal semen farms over Meth Labs? These days there don't seem to be any humans living the life of an honest criminal.
>And that's where we come in, that's our big opportunity.
>We're going to MGC, we're going straight into the heart of their foothold on Earth, and we're going to show them just what a good old fashioned HUMAN criminal can do.
>I'm talking Storefront holdups, Bank Robberies, and good old fashioned Heists.
>So, pack your bags boys and girls because we're gonna go get rich.
>It's gonna be OUR Payday soon.

I'm sorry about this, I've just been playing a LOT of Payday 2.

>>13160553
>You tell her to go ahead, and if she wants she can bathe alone
>Kind of snappily she tells you she will
>But then adds, very quietly, she wouldn't mind having someone wash her hair
>Grinning, you help the young Cheshire out, making her just as clean and poofy as her sisters
>She blushes the entire time and fidgets, making attempts at conversation a little tricky
>Though you do learn her name is Ophelia
>Interesting name, and you ask her if she knows where it came from
>She shakes her head, and you tell her it's from an old play, but leave it at that
>Finally you're done with the last Cheshire and herd her into your room, only to discover the others have taken great interest in your bed
>Blankets, sheets, and pillows are everywhere
>The passed out one somehow got laid out spread eagle, again facing you
>Some are pillow fighting, others rolling around
>You clap your hands sharply, startling and gaining their attention
>Can't really be mad at them, but you tell them they need to behave when they're inside
>Sad faces all around
>Sigh
>You pick out some of your larger t-shirts that you don't care about and give them to the clowder of Cheshires
>It's not much but it's certainly better than a pack of naked girls running through your house
>You are a guy, after all
>Some nuzzle the fabric, others look on in amazement
>How long were they out on the streets? They're damn near feral
>Well that's in the past. Instructing the catterwauling mass downstairs you tell them that if they want to eat they'll need to help you prepare it
>Might be a bad idea, but it might also make them feel a little important and helpful
>Ophelia is the last one to leave, still on the bed as you turn your back to her and follow the others out
>She pounces on your back, nearly toppling you over from the surprise
>She rubs her face on you, purring happily
>She certainly had a quick change of heart
>You carry her down, piggyback style

>>13160711
You chewin it off the inside of your mouth, or are you eating scabs you pick off?

>>13160712
Shit, forgot the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CApfL0c8OwM

>>13160717
>>13160712
I approve.

I really need to play PAYDAY 2 more, I have it but don't play it from lack of friends with it.

>>13160716
yes

>>13160709
Yeah, really looking forward to it!

>>13160720
Holy shit, this as well! Payday 2 was my GOTY for 2013, followed by DA:I for 2014, and Bloodborne for 2015!

>Answer a question about an upcoming game
>Thread descends into shit posting

What have I done?

>>13160746
Learned a lesson hopefully.

>>13160714
And that is how anon acquired adorable daughterus.

>>13160746
>>13160755
Whats your problems? I thought we told you to fuck off, we're trying to have a friendly discussion is all.

>>13160746
I suspect it has more to do with
>>13160647
>>13160611
>>13160652
more than you answering a question.

Trolls will try and troll man.

>>13160696
Oh. Good man, then.

>>13160714
That is quite a change of heart.

>>13160746
Its ok, bud. Just deal with it until we can get off page one. Hopefully before I have to go to work at 7.

Guys, does anyone have any good Kiki stories or pastebins?

>>13160693
Will there be Wolfus? I hope there'll be wolfus.

>>13160746
What if next time you talk about monster girls since you know, that's the point of this thread.

>>13160771
http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

Try this one.

>>13160771
or lewds?

>>13160774
>>13160652
>>13160611

>>13160697
reminds me of a funny time actually, when i went to the carnival, i ordered a corn dog fried right? well they were frying other foods too, like oreas and stuff. Well the orea got caught on my hot dog so the guy just gave it to me so i ate an orea and a hot dog at the same time it was pretty cool.

>>13160395
Centipede a creepy crawly who isn't loved even by its own mother.

Big
Meaty
Paws

>>13160785
Stop bullying the centipede.

>>13160793
I want to give my waifu loving paw massages every single day.

>>13160795
Centipedefag pls.

>>13160795
Not bullying, just telling the truth. Centipede had to grow up without a mama or papa in a hole in the ground.

>>13160793
Man, I really love dog girl paws, they look so cushionny and lovely, I just want to rub my face in them! =u=

>>13160775
That was just... sad.

>>13160785
>You will never fall in love with an Oomukade who has trust and self-esteem issues due to her own mother referring to her as just "You," or "Worthless insect" or "Ankle-biter," and thereby treating her as such
>She will never one day try to bite you to inject her venom in you, thinking it's the only way to make you love her
>You will never have developed your friendship enough with her to be willing to kiss her when she tries

>>13160802
>>13160803
I said no bully.

>>13160812
This image gets smaller every time it's posted

>Luring a wild werecat home with food

>>13160812
And I said I didn't bully. Not my fault she was brought into the country illegally for breeding purposes so the black market could have a steady supply of her aphrodisiac venom.
I'm just going to shut up for now.

>>13160820
dude, america is a country founded by immigration, there is no "illegally entering", no one is illegal in america. Please don't ever refer to someone entering America as "illegal", regardless of their motives, OK?

>>13160824
>Urge to /pol/ intensifies

>>13160824
Please tell me you're joking.

>>13160714
Aw yeah, I'm liking this so far, hopefully the other one actually wakes up soon though.

>>13160824

>>13160827
if you mean staying there than good, go back to your containment place

>>13160828
and i hope you're joking, people aren't illegal, and america was founded by immigrants, so to make them illegal is hypocritical.

>>13160827
Too many thread hijackings going on. Will someone please think about the monster girls?

>>13160824
Oh god, guys help, its such delicious bait. Especially after the liberaltard last thread I can't even tell if this is just bait or a fancy meal.

>>13160835
Yeah, you're baiting.

>>13160839
>liberaltard
>>>/pol/

>>13160837
I'm trying, but thinking is hard!

>>13160837
Okay, let's talk about MGs again.

>>13160847
Santa isn't real.

I'm going to update Night Terrors about 8-ish hours from now on, so can you please not destroy the thread while I'm gone?

>>13160824

>>13160855
Too late, threads in shambles.

Well, I'm hitting it for the night guys.

Have a wonderful evening and don't burn down the thread.

Dear diary, today I learned that Cait Sith apparently make really good pillows.

And foot balls.

and couch cushions.

>>13160847
>>13160837
>Wow Anon, I didn't know you were an adventurer too!
>You wanna go on a quest together with me and some of my friends?

Do you say yes and allow her to introduce you to her friends /mgt/?

>>13160851
I want to play tag with Stripes

>>13160851
To race the Narga, or obey the Pink Rathian...that's the question.

>>13160862
Every time I try...

>>13159294
>>13159301
>/fit/
>Quiet
>Calm
>/k/ish
>Ninja
>Sanic speed

Thanks brah, I was waiting for this.

>>13160865
Well, I'm not really a people person

>>13160868
>Not considering Lunastra
I'd say Pink Rathian's a goo bet.

>>13160851
As plain as she looks, I'd have to go with the one with the eyepatch.
>>13160865
I would...even if her friends turn out to be some sort of Suicide Squad-esque team.

>>13160855
Looking forward to it.

>>13160865
>Adventurer
>Wearing that
>Implying she's not a fucking costumed street walker

>>13160855
You better keep your word

>>13160518
Get a Cu-Sith?

>>13160878
You don't know how female adventurers dress up? Chainmail bikini and stuff.

>>13160865
Well... I guess it can't hurt. Right?

>>13160862
Nah, we're fine friend.

>>13160683
I like it

>>13160885
They've got the highest stats too. Truly this Anon is no adventurer, and is a FRAUD

>>13160453
Is this positive reinforcement or punishment? I'm confused.

>>13160881
Or else what?
I will though.

>>13160865
I'd rather adventure with an Apophis.

Journeying across the seven continents to find her other six lamian sisters to take their treasure hoards to add to her own.

Like that one story with the ex boyfriends. Pilgrimage-something, it'll be like that.

>>13160895
Scott Pilgrim vs The World?

>>13160894
Nothing. I just wanted to spook you
You haven't seen a gleam in the corner of your eye outside, have you? Because it's nothing.

>>13160898
I see gleams all the time because when the Sun rises and sets, it hits the glass doors of a balcony and it bothers me for two hours every day. I have to close the curtains because of it.
You mean that gleam?

>>13160896
Yeah, yeah, the Scotch and the pilgrimage thing.
And then the Echidna big sister will be the last one with the biggest hoard of them all.

>>13160905
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. That gleam
Yeah, just ignore it

I'm outta here too. Might be on tomorrow, might not be.
Don't dick your daughterus while I'm away you sick bastards

>>13160910
Don't worry, I won't. I'll dick the cateru instead.

>>13160910
But what if It's a loli dragon who is actually of age but has been keeping it a secret as we journey because her name has become a byword for terror and destruction.

What if she's a figurative daughteru who I've been taking care of because I didn't want to leave her alone in the empty cave I found her in.

What if she's the one who forces herself upon me after I have a moment of stress induced flash backs from when my old company of soldiers was put to the sword? Doing her best to stop my shaking?

>>13160714
>Tsun to dere in an hour minutes deserves a speeding ticket, but it's better than her being so standoffish
>Dinner prep is as big of a mess as you thought it'd be
>So many paws everywhere, all eager to help
>Wind up just making everything so much more difficult
>Pots and dishes everywhere that you don't even need
>Why is the fridge open
>Oh no they found the flour no sweeties we don't need tha- fuuuuuuuuuck
>You're pretty sure there's going to be cat hair in everything
>They even manage to make a mess trying to clean the mess up
>Yet, as much as you really, really hate to admit it you haven't had this much fun preparing a meal in a long time
>Mindy proves to be the most useful overall, though Ophelia manages to keep her sisters from getting too crazy
>They've been so starved for affection that they immediately treat you like you've known them their whole lives and you feel like they're placing all their trust in you, for better or worse
>The one you knocked out manages to wake up; this one has orange eyes. It really is a rainbow. At least it makes them all easy to tell apart at a glance
>Unfortunately the effects linger on her and she winds up being the most chill of the group
>After the three hours it took to make a twenty minute meal, it's dinner time
>Paws off the table
>Don't eat with your hands oh no there's sauce everywhere; violet eyes is going to need another bath
>Did blue eyes eat the napkin
>She did
>They're becoming increasingly chatty, and you learn they were abandoned almost five years ago and have been on their own since then
>Poor things
>You consider calling social services soon as the meal is over, but decide to give them a full day somewhere they feel safe
>Besides, after eating all that all of them except for Ophelia have passed out in the living room in a giant pile
>She helps with the dishes, and you can't help but notice she's constantly touching you with some part of her

>>13160865
I will only accept if they are not as ugly as you are

What Monster Girl would you marathon the Shrek movies with?

>>13160937
Ogre daughteru

>>13160937
Troll or Ogre.

>>13160937
Two movies isn't much of a marathon.

>>13160922
...Someone needs to write this out as a full-length story.

>>13160927
Adopt Daughterus.

Yes.

>>13160943
There's four movies silly, not including TV specials, spin-off movies, and the Puss in Boots TV series.

>>13160927
>you feel like they're placing all their trust in you, for better or worse
Now if that isn't some sort of flag, I don't know what is. I'm still hopeful

Give them love.

>>13160950
There's two Shrek movies, and there's one Puss in Boots movie. This discussion is now ogre.

>>13160927
Step 1. Adopt
2. Teach them what love and kindness is
3. Enroll them in school
4. Raise them to be productive members of society
5. ???
6. granddaughterus

>>13160927
If this doesn't have a happy ending I swear to God

>>13160955
Is there a collection of ogre muscle girls any of you nerds has put together?
i love them, pretty much the only good thing in your crummy borderline furry threads. The things I'd let her do to me...

>>13159341
Got me there, but then that's your own emotions, and just because the stockholm love the captive feels is manufactured, doesn't mean that the love the captor feels is manufactured.

>>13159366
>That's you.
And I'm the one who started this by responding that a monstergirl does indeed feel true love for you.

And I'll begrudgingly accept that any dick may indeed do for a quick fuck, but the love which takes root during sex between a husband and a wife is still real for the monster at least, even if the man doesn't feel that way entirely. The rape between a predator and her prey is different. You wont convince me, nor do you have any evidence to back up the view that monstergirls don't feel love and will hop on any one's cock purely for their demonic energy, and no other reason. I'm fairly certain its even stated that just because she rapes you doesn't mean she's identified you as her husband.

There is an innate, differentiating quality which separates a mate from simple prey, and whilst I guess it could be argued that any dick will do, it's not like "Dick" is the sole parameter in which they conduct their searches for a husband.
>>13159394
Fair enough.

Not only is it late but it's from an old thread too. Heh.

>>13160961
>borderline furry
Nice bait. Here's your reply.

>>13160927
Adopting time.

>>13160961
Normie pls

I want to do something bad to a cait sith

I want possessive MG twins that play with portals in order to hunt me down Hound of Tindalos style or molest me no matter how far away they may be.

>>13160955
Anon, there is

Main Shrek Canon
>Shrek
>Shrek 2
>Shrek the Third
>Shrek Forever After
>Shrek 5 (Coming Soon)

Puss in Boots Prequels
>Puss in Boots
>Puss in Boots 2: Nine Lives & 40 Thieves (Coming Soon)

Short Shrek Films
>Shrek in the wamp Karaoke Dance Party
>Shrek 4-D
>Far Far Away Idol
>Donkey's Caroling Christmas-tacular
>Thriller Night
>The Pig Who Cried Werewolf
>Puss in Boots: The Three Diablos

Television Specials
>Shrek the Halls
>Scared Shrekless

TV Series
>The Adventures of Puss in Boots

Other Canon
>Shrek: The Broadway Musical

You and your waifu will have a lot of Shrek to go through

>>13160970
Do what everyone else has been doing. Make them a pillow
They're fantastic pillows. It'll save you a million on buying new ones

>>13160964
>>13160966
I'm sorry just give me burly onis please orz

>>13160971
And I want to hotdog a cheshire, it doesn't mean it's going to happen.

>>13160976
I want to do something badder than that.

>>13160975
No anon. There's only
Shrek
Shrek 2
Puss in Boots

>>13160979
Pulling their tail?

>>13160977
Everyone stop posting Onis and Ogres until this faggot leaves.

>>13160979
Well, they're also excellent foot rests
And arm rests
And leg warmers
Beanbags
Basketball
Picnic blankets
Head rests
Booster seats
Ice packs

>>13160927
welp, no choice but to euthanize them

>>13160989
Can't I just treat one as a normal cat that can talk?

No dickings, only cuddles and pettings.

>>13160989
Just don't ever use them as a daki.

>>13160992
>Not wanting a fat Cait-Sith to cuddle

>>13160979
Introduce one to a pack of Hellhounds.

>>13160992
Well, I mean, yeah, sure. If you want
But just remember, they're very handing. I mean seriously, they're good pillows
And arms rests
And leg rests
And beanbags
Head rests
Booster seats
Ice packs
Basketballs

They're multi-purpose

>>13160986
>>13160989
>>13160998
I want to fuck them

>>13160991
anon why

>>13160993
Nyet Anon, every now and then you must, if only to give them a small bit of happiness.

Though belly rubs and ear scratches work well to.

>>13160937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oJ9KYkn0ys

>>13161011
Yeah
make them develop a masochistic side so they don't (Rad: stop) complaining about being used as a pillow
Or an arm rest
Or a leg rest
Etc.

>>13160873
Being anti-social doesn't get you pussy and mad loot.
>>13160886
>>13160876
>>13160928
>Great! There are three others, let me introduce you to them!

You are walked to a tavern where she and her traveling companions are staying, and are sat down at a table with three other MGs, who are as follows.

Lily the Cheshire Rogue
Standing at about 5'6", she's on the shorter side, but her natural invisibility has been indispensable in getting them out of trouble time and time again

She has a rather Stoic personality, keeping her cool in the face of danger, and tends to be self-indulgent when she can afford it. However she lacks confidence in her abilities as an adventurer due to her inexperience, and has resistant to new ideas and concepts ever since a new thief tool almost cost her a finger.

>more in next post.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13161019
Would you like to moo-moo or snu-snu?

>>13161025
>That pudge
>that blush
I don't know about our resident Slowbro, but I'll take snu no questions asked

>>13160771
http://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

>>13161026
Moo-moo involves getting breastfed while she gives you a gentle but firm handjob.

>>13160963
>Spoiler
THEN WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING YOU STUPID FAGGOT.

>>13161028
Are you trying to sway me here? Because it's not working

>>13161026
>Slowbro
THATS A SLOWPOKE YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>13160983
I don't even count Puss in Boots personally.

The movie was kind of shit. Very clearly intended just for kids, where-as Shrek proper had appeal for the whole family.

>>13161031
>being this autistic
>even as a joke

>>>/vp/

>>13161016
Mitra the Pixie Tirickster
A rather secretive character, Mitra is very skilled at keeping out of the spotlight and influencing the battlefield from just out of view. Her diminutive stature makes her seem an unlikely threat, which is what allows her to easily exploit any opportunities presented by the negligence of an enemy.

Because of her age, Mitra is rather closed minded, sticking to the ways things were done and viewed in her time above all others.
She also tends to go against her title as trickster, as she has virtually no sense of humor, and there is even a betting pool among the group to see who can make her laugh first.
While she has never been seen laughing, the group has noticed that she seems to take great pleasure in harming her foes, sometimes prolonging their deaths to hear them scream in agony for "just a little longer".
Despite all of this, Mitra is very helpful to have around, volunteering to sew up any tears in equipment, or do what she can to improve camp life whenever they set down for the night.

>>13161031
Oh god forbid I tried to be nice and call him a slowbro which also happens to be the name of its evolved form
Bloody Gazers. Always freaking out about the smallest bloody things

>>13161030
>he doesn't want to moo-moo
I hope you're prepared to take responsibility for filling her up with even more milk.
>>13161032
Puss in Boots was great, because Puss is the best character in the series.

>>13160975
>Main Shrek canon
What the fuck am I reading?

Hello, my name is Sister Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book

>>13161041
Seriously, i know you're trying to sway me by advertising Moo Moo
But I'll take both.

>>13161047
Hello
My name is Sister Grant
It's a book about Zipangu a long long time ago

>>13161047
I'VE GOT MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOTUUUUM~

>>13161047
Yeah, not interested, lady
Have a nice day

>>13161003
Get out furfag.

>>13161042
Some of the stupidest shit on earth.

Even dumber than Drive.

>>13161047
Sorry, I'm already a worshiper of Amaterasu.
Bit of Hathor worship too. It's not heresy because Ammy and Hathor are allies.
Or at least, they were last time I checked.

>>13161029
Because the conversation hadn't yet finished?

>>13161042
The main Shrek films are the main canon, however there is an extended canon that includes the Puss in Boots prequels. However, the extend Puss in Boots universe (TV and shorts) has it's own continuity, and does not hold canon with the main Shrek canon. All the Shrek TV specials and shorts, and youtube clips are in their own canon, with the two exceptions being Far Far Away Idol and Shrek 4D. Shrek 4D is canon with the main Shrek series, as it shows the afterlife of Lord Farquad. Far Far Away Idol is a spin-off canon that takes place after Shrek 2 in a universe where Prince Charming does not immediately run off after the attack, and where Simon Cowell is in Far Far Away. The final canons are the books and video games, which exist entirely in their own canons, or are simply not canon at all, which includes Dreamworks Crossover games. The Shrek Musical is it's own canon entirely.

>>13161039
Severinus the Alp Paladin
Severinus was originally part of a crusade that attempted to reclaim the region in the name of god, but became an Alp once he was exposed to too much Demonic energy.
In spite of this transformation, he has maintained a happy demeanor, considering this to just one of the many trials that God has given him to prove his faith.
Because of his training as a Paladin, Severinus is extremely resilient, despite what his physical appearance may lead one to believe. Because of said appearance, he has gotten into many fights with much larger MGs such as Oni and Minotaurs, beating them into submission with righteous fury after attempts to bully him.
Having grown up with a code of honor, he tends to be very considerate to those around him, with courtesy being his most prevalent habit. Because of this, he has taken up the role of the party face, dealing with most officials, townspeople, and other adventurers the group may come across.
Since he came to this land, Severinus has maintained a sense of wonder and curiosity, badgering his companions about how the land works, what kind of people live in it, and other general questions about their land. Because of this, he has started to keep a journal of his experiences in the land and descriptions of the people he has met in it.

So Anons, do you join them on their journey, or do you make your excuses and leave?

>>13161075
What is- wha- What?

>>13161071
>allies

>>13161075
>SHREK
>CANON
I wasn't confused about the canon was anon, I was confused by the canon's EXISTENCE.

>>13161077
Sure, I've got time to kill. Lets adventure.

>>13161077
I'm not them, but if they don't want her, can I have the Alp Paladin? She seems really cool, and I'd love a kind dominant Alp who'd protect my smile. She can bully me if she wants.

Please?

>>13161047
Sorry, can't worship other gods. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cat to feed.

>Send help! He's planing on making me a living body pillow! I can't even jump on counters any more


You shouldn't be up there any way!

>>13161081
>Implying they aren't allies
Ammy's a lewd girl, after all.

>>13161081
If that's not healthy party building I don't know what is.

>>13161081
Looks like Amaterasu has a bit of a beef with Hathor, amirite?

Buh-huh-huh.

>>13161077
Adventure!

>>13161080
I explained in that post the Shrek Canons and what exists in their respective continuities.

>>13161082
Well Zelda has tons of different timelines, canons, and such. I don't see why it's surprising Shrek does. I know a lot about the Shrek universe, so don't worry, it's truthful. Some has been debated by the community, but overall we have the canon distributed as it should be in their respective canons and continuities.

>>13161090
>"A-Ammy-chan, are you sure this will help us defeat Set?"
>"Do what to who now?"

>>13161053
>>13161054
>>13161059
>>13161071
>>13161089
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe
How much this book can change your life

>>13161095
>I don't see why it's surprising Shrek does
IT'S FUCKING SHREK

>>13161092
>Metroid behind lich Samus.jpg
Your pun was bad and you should feel bad.

>>13161091
Giving your party members a back massage is always a healthy way to promote team bonding.

>>13161061
I just want to fuck a cait sith, they look warm and nice, plus i can wipe my dick on them when i'm done.

>>13161097
Not. Interested.
Have a nice day

>>13160927
>You ignore her clumsy advances, wondering why she's so, well, crazy
>Mixture of natural Cheshire craziness combined with being alone so long, you suppose
>You plop down on the couch with a book in hand, sort of watching the cuddle pile on the floor
>Even without blankets they look plenty warm, no doubt due to all their poofy fur and the way they manage to pack in and drape over each other in that limp way only cats can
>Save for Ophelia who is intent on cuddling up next to you
>Patting her head and rubbing her ears, she drifts off like her sisters, purring softly half-way on your lap
>You feel a little bit like a guardian at the moment, the thought bringing a stupid smile to your face
>As you read, somehow, the cuddle pile slowly advances in your direction as they roll and move about until they're at your feet
>Deep night settles in as you finish your book and you decide to head to bed
>it's a bit of a struggle to get Ophelia off you, but you manage to squirm free from her clutches and leave the Cheshires for the evening
>As you get ready for bed you pause when you think you hear steps, but there's nothing
>Must just be hearing things
>Considering everything that's happened, that's not really surprising
>You turn out the lights and snuggle under your sheets, thoughts turning to the inevitable
>As much fun as you're having, there's no way you can keep them
>Even if you had the time, the costs would bankrupt you instantly
>Still, they are pretty damn cute
>Just as you're about to drift off, something steps on your bed
>Your eyes fly open and you look around in shock
>Through the dark you can make out a rainbow of eyes all peering at you
>And the white of teeth showing through grins
>Those aren't happy smiles
>W-what are you all doing here?
>Their grins spread so far they force their eyes up into shining half-moons as they continue to stare down at you

>>13161097
Hello!
My name is Sister Green
I would like to share with you
This book of the Demon Lord.

>>13161105
Maybe there's some kind of Government Grant or Pension available for adoptions like this? Could he-

>And the white of teeth showing through grins
>Those aren't happy smiles
O-Oh my...

>>13161098
Yes, and? Many long standing works of art gain their respective different canons for when there is a lot of source material. Monster Girl Quest has different canons. Pokemon has different canons. Shin Megami Tensai has different canons. Mario has different canons. Why is Shrek so different it can't be complex with it's story structure?

>>13161098
Also, it's the only good film among Dreamworks's portfolio.

Aside from the one with the dragons, but I get more mileage imagining Wurms going on adventures together.

>>13161105
Oh no.

>>13161107
Sorry, I'm already a stern following of the Boot of Set.

Also, quit coming here. Hasn't my wife slammed the door in the faces of enough Dark Priests?

>>13161105
Oh boy.

The must want to cuddle

>>13161097
Like I said mam. I have a cat to feed

>Please! I haven't seen my feet in a month!

>>13161111
Because it's SHREK
Anyways, let's nip this bud and move on

>>13161112
The Road to El Dorado was fun.

>>13161105
>And the white of teeth showing through grins
>Those aren't happy smiles
>Their grins spread so far they force their eyes up into shining half-moons as they continue to stare down at you
Oh no. I guess we're gonna get cuddled to death.

I knew it.

>>13161118
The Road to El Dorado is the best
Keep forgetting that's a Dreakwork's film

>>13161114
Hello!
My name is Sister Young
Hello!
Did you know that the Demon Lord
Lived here in the Zipangu?

>>13161114
>Boot of Set
You mean you worship her feet like some kind of subby-sub?

>>13161105
What >>13161109 said, I'm sure there's some type of monetary assistance program for someone in his position.
Also, he should invest in cat-nip.

>>13161118
...Okay, the only good 3D film in Dreamworks's portfolio.

>>13161112
>Only good film from Dreamworks
>What is
>The Prince of Egypt
>The Road to El Dorado
>Sinbad

>>13161120
>cuddled to death
To be fair, that's a pretty good way to go.

>>13161126
You wouldn't?

http://i.imgur.com/BCBWaTM.jpg

I want to cum all over those big squishy toes

>>13161118
>That one brown skinned girl
Unf.

>>13161130
>The Prince of Egypt
I remember we watched that in school and I was thinking "wow, this is messed up".

>>13161130
Like I said, >>13161128
I backpedaled. Proceed to exile me to the Khepri pit.

>>13161130
Oh my god, no one talks about Sinbad it's like it doesn't exist
Dreamwork's should do more 2D films

>>13161105
Someone didn't deliver those cuddles they promised.

>>13161133
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE DICK?

>>13161124
No, really, go away.

>>13161126
No. I worship the feet of the Daughter of Set that I married.
Also attend a "Church Meeting" on Sundays.
It's really just like, a big family reunion/dinner at Set's main temple, where as many Anubi and their husbands whom are able gather for a nice little party.

>>13161139
Holy shit!

Other people remember it?

>>13161134
>Imagine Chel as a lamia

I'll tell you one thing: Those hips did not lie.

>>13161112
>He doesn't like Road to El Dorado
>He doesn't like Prince of Egypt
>He doesn't like Antz
>He doesn't like Shrek 2
>He doesn't like Kung Fu Panda
>He doesn't like Kung Fu Panda 2
>He doesn't like How to Train Your Dragon 2
>He doesn't like Penguins of Madagascar

>>13161139
The new Spongebob movie is among the first 2D animation that's made it to theatres in a long time, and it did really good. Hopefully it might motivate other animation studios to attempt 2D again.

>>13161139
Nobody talks about Sinbad because best girl didn't win. Sinbad should've tapped dat goddess.

>>13161148
EXACTLY. It's probably the most obscure DW film since it just dissapeared from existence

>>13161145
Less can't do dicks. He's working on it.

>>13161152
Sinbad should've did a lot of things
Man, now I want to rewatch Sinbad. I barely remember it

>>13161150
Also Madagascar and Flushed Away.

>>13161150
Antz was the goddamn greatest.

>>13161118
>You'll never travel the land, staining it with your buttblasted ness as you chase down those two roguish, dashing cunts which swindled you of your every last coin, one a Devil, the other a Cheshire.

>They'll never lead you in a mini-adventure each day, only to seduce you into their bed and leave you again the next morning with the bill for the night.

>>13161156
Dreamworks did Flushed Away
Huh, thought it was someone else

>>13161156
Flushed Away sounds familiar, what was it about?

>>13161152
Eris made muh dick feel funny.

>>13161154
It looks pretty clear to me that it's just supposed to be the effect of her foot pushing on some of his flesh...that said, it still looks odd, because if so then more flesh should be pooled closer to the tip, so that fairly large stretch of red flesh looks...off.

>>13161147
Hello!
You can
Read all about it now!
In this nifty book, it's free!
No, you don''t have to pay!
Hello!
My name is Sister Smith!
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

>>13161162
Rich rats accidentally flushed down the toilet
Or something. It's not rata, Ratatoi, ratatu, the French rat chef. It's not that

>>13161163
Didn't Eris even tell him she was into him at some point?
I'm pretty sure she did.

>>13161162
Anthropomorphic Rats.

Pet Rat to a Posh British Family winds up flushed down the toilet, and winds up in an Underground Rat Civilization, where he becomes embroiled in a plot by a toad to flood and drown all the rats.

>>13161168
>A kitchen is shut down because it's full of Hinezumi
Bloody racist is what that is.

>>13161168
Ratatouille

While on Pixar, who's best Pixar Girl and why is it Chel

Also what Monster Girl would have God Tier Legs/Hips/Ass combo?

>>13161174
Gesundheit
Thank you

>>13161171
>A kitchen is shut down
Well there's probably a disgusting reason for-
>because it's full of Hinezumi
What, did they assault and/or rape the inspector? It was a chinese food restaurant, what did he even expect to find back there? Dog girls? Those are ingredients!

>>13161175
>Chel
Chel has nothing to do with Pixar tho..

>>13161175
Troll has an amazing ratio, right next to wight.

>>13161175
Best Pixar girl was that Cyclops-Medusa from Monsters, Inc.

>>13161178
The inspector was a were-cat.

>>13161182
God Fucking Dammit, how did I fuck up that badly

WAR RAGES ON IN THE HEAVENS!

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES

>>13161194
Apep no, that's lewd.
Is that Ra she's got pinned there?

>>13161194
I want to cheer Apophis on and console her everytime she fails to keep the sun from rising.

>"You'll get it next time honey. Want to play "Rape the Butler" until then, that'll cheer you up."

>>13161199
Yes. Night has conquered Day.

>>13161199
Yes.

This is the anthropomorphization of The Sun Setting.

>>13161201
>>13161203
Nighttime sucks.

>>13161201
>being an enabling minion
You're a wonderful person.

>>13161203
>You'll never be pinned between Apep and Ra.
>You'll never know the pleasure of being embraced from both sides by the goddesses of Chaos and the Sun.
Does this boner make me a blasphemer?

>>13161206
Are you scared of the things that go bump in the night?
Because you shouldn't be. Nocturnal predators don't bump into things in the dark.

>>13161210
Depends. Who is it poking?

>>13161210
No, it makes you a secular douche who wants religions to be treated equally.

>>13161206
I'm scared of the dark too but please don't tell my Apophis that. I love her more than I'm a weenie.

>>13161209
What can I say, I'm a snakeslut, I'd do anything for my Apophis. She was one of the first monster girls I remember really liking.

>>13161211
You're goddamn right I hate the dark.

>>13161218
But why? There's nothing there. Except for Slender.

>>13161165
>Sister Smith
I KNEW IT!

>>13161223
It's the fear of literally anything hiding in the dark that I hate.

I don't care if there's "nothing there" I hate it.

This thread is boring
Let's start some shitstorm

>>13161230
>This is why we can't have nice things

>>13161230
How about we work on OC instead, like >>13161217

What would a husbando and waifu do if they both loved each other, but something about the waifu scared the husband for some reason, I.E: Husband has aracnaphobia and waifu is Arachne

>>13161230
drinking Apsara milk is heresy and us Hathorites won't stand for it!

>>13161235
Healing. That is the only answer.

>>13161235
They wouldn't be husband and waifu if he still had that kind of phobia for her kind.

They'd have to still be in some kinf of situation where he's forced to come into contact with her one a regular basis for him to open up to her.

>>13161236
>milkshit again
Pls no
Let's shitpost about other things

>>13161243
>hating milk
You're as grumpy as King Grump Alp.

>>13161242
>They wouldn't be husband and waifu if he still had that kind of phobia for her kind.
This
Marrying a spider when you have arachnophobia is retarded as fuck

>>13161245
It's overdone and fucking everyone says it.
"hurr durr hathor milk lol!!1"

>>13161245
>King Grump Alp
I still need to do my story about that guy.

>>13161249
>grumpy grumbling noises
>damnkidsgetoffmylawn
>>13161250
You do that.

>>13161249
>everyone
Nice generalization.
Go back to being the overly vocal minority some other time.

>>13161245
Stop fucking calling me an alp!

>>13161250
Fuck you!

>>13161245
I won't say what kind of milk I like here, for fear that the beefy party van will come to my house.

Still, would a Wurm be bullied by anyone other than purebred Dragons?

>>13161242
>>13161247
But anons, true love During the wedding ceramony the husbando was able to stand up and stare straight at her spider body the entire time and not faint, he got extra pats on the head for being a good brave boy for her

>>13161255
I'll be as overly vocal as I want, damn it.

>>13161257
why is a dragon mad out of bread?

>>13161249
Seconded
I don't mind milk but that milkposting is overused as fuck

Which Mamono would you want to refer to you as "hubby" the most?

>>13161268
You can stop samefagging.

>>13161275
But I want her to call me her treasure or her princess

>>13161275
>"Hubby"
Out of the MGs I'd most want as mai waifu Nightmare, probably. I think it'd be cute.

>>13161264
I don't know, but I bet the reason is flaky. Compliment her, that'll give her a rise. Maybe after that she'll let you butter her buns.

>>13161236
Waiting on the day Gandharva and Apsara receive decent fanart.