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Monster Girls a cutest.

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13153603

>>13153581
>You'll never be seduced by a strangely tall, bishoujo hobgoblin with tight pants that give her a constant cameltoe, puffy hair, and a habit of fondling your balls in her hands
This is a new kind of suffering indeed...

>> No.13153604

>>13153601
Spacewormus are olev, and so are their sand dwelling kin.

>> No.13153605

>>13153587
"Love" based on looks, and even worse, only your penis, isn't really love.

Many monster girls aren't really much more intelligent than an animal, actually.

>> No.13153606
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13153606

First for friendship

>> No.13153609

Can't wit for these threads to be booted off 4chan for good.

>> No.13153612
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13153612

Monster daughterus a cutest

>> No.13153616
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>>13153612
You call that a daughteru? THIS is a daughteru!

>> No.13153618

>>13153609
>Can't wit
Well, what happened to your wit? Did you lose it?

>> No.13153619
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>>13153612
I agree.

>> No.13153622

>>13153612
>>13153616
>>13153619
Reminder to not fuck or be fucked by your daughters.

>> No.13153625

>>13153619
Nyanon go have a nice day

>> No.13153626

>>13153622
Go to hell fag.

>> No.13153628

>>13153622
Daughterus are for hugs, headpats, and tucking into bed. No dicking shall take place.
>>13153625
I shall try.

>> No.13153630

>>13153622
>>13153616
I'm gonna hug and be hugged by the daughterus

>> No.13153635

>>13153605
>Many monster girls aren't really much more intelligent than an animal, actually.
[citation needed]

>"Love" based on looks, and even worse, only your penis, isn't really love.

This is contradictory. Even if you do think that it's based on the penis then clearly looks don't factor into it. but beyond that, it begs the question what is love? Furthermore, you mention looks, but momono mana is known to shape you to her physical ideal over time anyway, so clearly looks don't actually count for shit since they'll only change. So it's not your dick. And it's not your looks. So, it must be something unique and endemic to you, no?

>> No.13153637

>>13153622
Alp pls go
Daughteru dicking is love
Daughteru dicking is life

>> No.13153641
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13153641

Tengus are love
All harpies are love.

>> No.13153644

>you will never be serenaded by a monster girl


Bonus points if she's terrible at it

>> No.13153645

>>13153622
I thought alps couldn't post on the internet.

>> No.13153647

>>13153641
Still waiting for a Roc girl.

Imagine a harpy with the wings of an eagle and the physique of a jinko.

>> No.13153650

>>13153619
>liking pests
Enjoy your plague and dozens of other diseases they carry

>> No.13153651

>>13153644
>be serenaded by Wurm
>she sings the theme to Dora the Explorer

>> No.13153653

>>13153647
Non.

>> No.13153654

>>13153647
You have my attention.

>> No.13153655

>>13153647
Furies best harpy. I want a loving vengeful hellbird.

>> No.13153658
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13153658

>>13153647
>Buff harpy
I can dig that.

>> No.13153659

ITS NOT GAY IF ITS AN ALP

Prove me wrong

You can't

>> No.13153661

>>13153641
Except cockatrices, nobody remembers them.

>> No.13153664

>>13153659
Fuck off

>> No.13153666

>>13153651
>she does it in public
>in a crowded area

>> No.13153672

>>13153606
BFFs so cute.

Though I do think a story about an Anubis and an Apophis striking up a friendship as they get drunk at a bar and complain about the local Pharaoh would be amusing.

>> No.13153673

>>13153647

I've had ideas for using MGs that are based in mythologies like the Roc or Hounds of Tindalos before.

My idea for the Roc was basically a 2.5 metre tall Harpy with at least a wingspan of 12 meters to compensate for the size of her prey. She'd be buff like a Jinko, and mostly prey on large livestock or elephants because preternatural strength and the use of creepers under dorsal guiding feathers.

Then I had stupider ideas, such as a Phoenix waifu who'd regenerate into a loli with amnesia and be raised by her husband until she remembered everything and they had happy lovey-dovey quasi-immortal sex.

Or my personal favorite tailpussy-less Manticores who shoot neurotoxin laced barbs from their tails and attack in small prides in order to propogate their numbers by paralyzing and raping a communal husband, while eating the rest of there were others.

>> No.13153677
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>>13153622
Fuck off
I'm going to dick daughterus so hard, they would give birth to the nations

>> No.13153678

>>13153635
>contradictory
>looks don't matter
>not does your dick

This what they told you in the monster friendly territories? You change to suit her, you get a bazooka sized dong an become a convenient existence for her, and oyu still say their "love" is pure?

>inb4 she changes too

Well she had to give up SOMETHING. Since you give up your time, your values, your morals, in some cases your mind and freedom; and, your humanity and your place among your kind, since you'll be killed most anywhere you go for being a monster/being with a monster. Also, the continuation of your bloodline, so you have a momono kid, it' still not a son, your daughters won't give you grandsons. Nah, I see your hand, and I call bullshit.

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>> No.13153681

>>13153672
>Anubis goes on and on about how the Pharaoh is a slave driver
>Apophis pats her back and buys her another drink

>> No.13153682
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13153682

Hello, we understand you have a monster girl infestation.

Don't worry we'll purge them from this land and you can once again go about your business without the fear of being raped by those filthy creatures

>> No.13153683

>>13153680
Impregnate the wolfu?

Impregnate the wolfu.

>> No.13153684

>>13153682
Fuck off priests.

>> No.13153686

>>13153680
What am I looking at?

>> No.13153688

>>13153678
>Arguing with me as thought we were both characters entrenched within the setting arguing about in-universe shit like propaganda
Don't bring that bullshit here, man. It's in the book written by the guy who makes monsters sound worse than they really are. Just get over the fact that she loves you already, jesus fuck. And as for the kid, that's only until they dethrone that buttblasted God-slut and rewrite it so incubi may be born.

>> No.13153690

>>13153678
Do mgs even change for you?

>> No.13153695
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>>13153682
> "Let's work hard for the church together, priest-kun! ~"

>> No.13153697
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13153697

>>13153682
You ain't fooling me, you spooky rapists

>> No.13153698 [DELETED] 

>>13153686
Nazarenos priests from Sapin.

>> No.13153702
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>>13153683

>> No.13153705

>>13153695
God that looks awful.

>> No.13153706

>>13153695
You do know I'm a wizard right?

I mean, I know the robes are kind of similar but the staff and owl should have tipped you off.

Whatever, lets go into the ruined castle and PLEASE do not touch anything before I check it.

I don't want another "Rogue's now a holstaur" incident.

>> No.13153708

>>13153702
Do you have a link to this album? SauceNAO and Google aren't doing anything for me.

>> No.13153712

>>13153682
Cool
Let me bring my sword
And if you dressed like that, how about we remove shitskins while we at it?

>> No.13153713

>>13153702
Yep, she's getting filled with pups.

A lot of pups.

>> No.13153721

>>13153702
Meh, she is too much of a big girl
For you

>> No.13153726

>>13153682
Delete image pls

>> No.13153728

>>13153637
>>13153645
y'all betas can't even get other girls so you gotta fuck your daughter

>> No.13153730

>>13153688
It's in the book, and from interviews the man has had from monsters, as well as the half written by the dark matter and info from Deruella herself, so don't give me no lip.

>> No.13153731

>>13153680
>>13153702
>Yes.jpg

>> No.13153733

>>13153728
>y'all betas can't even get other girls
>so you gotta fuck your daughter
Anon...

>> No.13153735

>>13153728
>can't get girls
>has a daughter

Anon...

>> No.13153739

>>13153728
I don't think you thought that sentence through.

>> No.13153740

>>13153695
I want to be the young (Not shota, but still very young) healer for a tough experienced Paladin Human Girl!

I then want her to become corrupted. She'll still have most of her personality, tough, gritty, cool, reckless and such, but just now she's abandoned the God because "Fuck you you let me fall" and is also casually lewd and won't even think twice about when she says "Drop your pants."

I also want her to be blueberry with black sclera eyes.

>> No.13153741

>>13153733
>>13153735

I never understood the "dick the daughteru" thing, what is the true reason for it?

>> No.13153742

>>13153728
>anti daughteru dicking fags believe this

>> No.13153743
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13153743

>>13153708
UUUU

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1114060

>> No.13153746

>>13153728
Why would I need others when I have my waifu and daughterus?
Enjoy being cursed by love God, NTR kun

>> No.13153748

>>13153680
>>13153702
That's nice. Not really soft, but still nice.

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>>13153731

>> No.13153750

>>13153741
It's delicious? Having a girl that loves you as her father and her lover.

>> No.13153752

>>13153743
>that Cthulhu
Oh wow.

>> No.13153755

>>13153750

But you have your waifu for that.

>> No.13153758

>>13153705
Nigga you gay.

>> No.13153760

>>13153749
Hound, are you trying to get me to not impregnate her?

Because it's not working.

She's gonna get so many daughterus.

>> No.13153762

If you're into incest you're mentally ill.

>> No.13153765

>>13153758
>gay
>for pointing out shit art

alright then.

>> No.13153766

>>13153749
>>13153760
And to think that there are people here who wouldn't impregnate that...

>> No.13153769
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>>13153730
Please just shut up already.

>> No.13153770

>>13153755
But my daughter loves me for two. Of course I love my waifu, but, it's different between the two.

>> No.13153774

>>13153762
Shut up faggot. Nee-sans are love.

>> No.13153775

>>13153766
I'm alright with that
More for me, or us

>> No.13153776

>>13153770
If your daughter wants to fuck you then you didn't raise her right.

>> No.13153777

>>13153762
Said the guy who wants to fuck woman animal hybrids.

>> No.13153778
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>>13153760
What about her little sister?

>> No.13153784
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13153784

>>13153741
You gay, son?

>> No.13153785

>>13153770

>But my daughter loves me for two

Does that mean your daughter loves you more than your wife? Or was getting a waifu only to acquire offspring to dick your plan all along?

>> No.13153786

>>13153778
She makes my kokoro go dokidoki.

>> No.13153789

>>13153778
Dibs

>> No.13153790

>>13153778
Nah, I'll stick with her big sis.

>> No.13153793

>>13153769
You won't silence me, bitch all you like, but you ain't having me swallow "monsters are olev" unconditionally.

>> No.13153794

>>13153778
Were I not impregnating her sister then yes, she to would get daughterus.

>> No.13153796

>>13153762
Say that to the Holy Bible, fillthy heretic

>> No.13153799
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>>13153743
This guy's fantastic.

>> No.13153800

>>13153777
get help

>> No.13153801

>>13153784

I was asking a question, not talking shit about your fetish. You illiterate, son?

>> No.13153803

>>13153799
>that anatomy

Jesus

>> No.13153808

>>13153765
>those hips
>that puffy vulva
>that skin tight robe

You. Gay.

>> No.13153810

>>13153796
>Holy
kek.

>> No.13153811

Man these threads sure have been declining in quality.

>> No.13153812

>>13153777
>777
Not him, but I prefer the undead and demonic monstergirls.

>> No.13153814

>>13153811
>Implying there was quality in the first place.

>> No.13153815

>>13153803
I know right? The guy has a terrible case of tiny head syndrome. Your head doesn't magically shrink when you start to gain muscles.

>> No.13153816

>>13153777
>>>/d/

>> No.13153817

>>13153810
You forgot to tip your fedora

>> No.13153821

>>13153817
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.13153824

>>13153811
Man, they're just as shit as they've ever been and as great as they've ever been. Stop looking at the negative all the time.

>> No.13153825
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13153825

Ghost HP

>> No.13153826

>>13153800
h, now I get it, you think wanting 2D incest =/= wanting to do it irl. We're done here.

>>13153776
>monsters are lustful and instinctual
>no incest taboo
>no negative aftereffects
>you didn't raise her right

I could present an argument, but I just don't care anymore. DAUGHTERU DICKING 4 LYF.

>>13153785
Yes.

>> No.13153830

>>13153811
Nah, they hit rock bottom at least a year ago.

>> No.13153831

>>13153825

TRAMPLE THEIR BONES

CRUSH THEM UNDERFOOT

BREAK THEIR RANKS

>> No.13153834
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>>13153815
But it does

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>>13153826
It's like saying nerds who get off to lolis aren't pedophiles.

That's just how it works.

>> No.13153838

>>13153816

I don't...are you that guy who hates us? Or ar you saying incest is /d/? Cause, fuck you dude.

>> No.13153840

>>13153824
I know, right? Some people can't even ignore 90% of the thread.

>> No.13153845

>>13153838
>are you that guy who hates us?
who?

>Or ar you saying incest is /d/?
you must be delusional if you think it isn't

>> No.13153847

>>13153835
You agree with that?

>> No.13153850

>>13153821
Yes, if you want to be progressive euphoric atheist you should go to tumbrl
4chan is a Christian imageboard

>> No.13153852

>>13153840
Eh? It's not that bad. I would say about 45% is shit that you need to keep scrolling to avoid. Still That's 55% that's good.

>> No.13153854

>>13153845
I want you to go to /a/ and tell them to move the oreimo and other incest threads to /d/, bring back your results.

>> No.13153856

>>13153661
Cockatrices are nothing but giant chikens.
Don't forget to serve nuggets tonight at dinner.

>> No.13153857

>>13153847
Pedophilia means attraction to little kids. It doesn't matter if you did or did not fuck one.

>>13153852
I concur.

>>13153810
You need Jesus in your life.

>> No.13153860

>>13153857
I'm not a lolifag, but I refuse to humor you.

>> No.13153861

>>13153854
Whenever you get a speeding ticket do you ask the cop why he isn't bothering with "real crimes"?

Just because others do it doesn't make it less wrong.

>> No.13153863

>>13153850
Whatever you say Jeezus-kun.

>>13153857
>You need Jesus in your life.
Seeing as you have, and yet you're still here...
I'll take my chances.

>> No.13153871

>>13153852
>45%
Maybe on the best days, and we haven't had one of those in a long time.
Roughly 60% shitposting is easily the average.

>> No.13153872

>>13153860
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children

8)

>> No.13153873
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>>13153712
>>13153726
They don't know about the Capirotes

>> No.13153884

>>13153826

>Yes.

Alright.

>> No.13153885

Is it me, or have the threads been shittier in the last few months? There are few OC updates and its mostly shitposting or "stop liking what I don't like" arguments. I miss the days when we had fun greentext stories and updates to pastebin stuff every thread. Maybe I'm just jaded because most of my favorite writefags have vanished.

>> No.13153886

>>13153872
Shitposting.

>> No.13153887

>>13153845
If incest is /d/, this thread should be moved to super /d/

>> No.13153889

TSM

>> No.13153890

>>13153885
See >>13153824

>> No.13153892

>>13153885
You're not wrong.

These threads are a corpse that should have been buried long ago.

>> No.13153894

>>13153886
getting proven wrong doesn't make it shitposting baka

>>13153887
now i started thinking that if monster girls were real incest would still be considered a taboo

>> No.13153897

>>13153890

I don't know... I've been here since the /a/ days and things really have been slipping lately, more so than usual. KC didn't help with the Cait Sith thing causing threadwide fury, either.

>> No.13153899

>>13153863
...Are you legitimately autistic?

>> No.13153901

>>13153894
Don't call me a baka. You're the baka, Baka.

>> No.13153902

>>13153885

We're seriously going to fucking implode because of ourselves. Plenty of writefags have disappeared this year, and it's not hard to figure out why.

>> No.13153903

>>13153601
Ooo hoo hoo...
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before nirvana, there was U2, and blondie, and recapanon was still on /MGG/

Request write/Drawfaggotry here: http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>> No.13153906

>>13153901
Shut the fuck up Pok Gai

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>>13153824
>>13153890
Nah, this is bullshit. People love to say "it was dead from the start lol" but chances are they're the shitposters or people who came here not long ago.

>> No.13153909

>>13153894
>now i started thinking that if monster girls were real incest would still be considered a taboo
Are you fucking serious?
Fuck off with your shitty bait

>> No.13153910

>>13153899
I'd rather be autistic than retarded.

>> No.13153912

>>13153885

maybe I should write another story then. I don't think I'm anyone's favorite writefag but still.

>> No.13153914

>>13153885

>Maybe I'm just jaded because most of my favorite writefags have vanished.

Probably, but I'm the same. All I look forward to these days is Lanternon's updates. Everyone else I followed has either finished their stories or disappeared.

>> No.13153916

>>13153861
>fapping to 2D incest is the same doing it for real

I guess we should arrest all those people who fap to rape. Or people who kill in videogames, because they are killers, regardless of their victims being real or digital.

Jesus dude, I don't even.

>> No.13153917

>>13153910
>taking posts about jesus seriously

you're probably both ROFL

>> No.13153918

>>13153912

I might follow your work, who are you?

>> No.13153920

>>13153908
>Assuming
>ROFL
This just got really sad.

>> No.13153923

>>13153918

the threads's lone(?) Kejourou fag

http://pastebin.com/u/Murchez

some ideas I have involve a Akaname Janitor, something something an ex-criminal seeking atonement which may involve a Ryu.

>> No.13153924

>>13153920
Meant for >>13153917

>> No.13153925

>>13153916
nice greentext my /v/ friend

please tell me where i said that

having fantasies about fucking your daughter isn't as bad as actually doing it but it's still pretty fucking sick lol

>> No.13153926

>>13153902

Not just this year but in the last few months. Moose and Captain have come back, but otherwise we've lost a lot of the good ones.

>> No.13153929

>>13153923

Kejourous are cute, mah mang.

>> No.13153935

>>13153897
"hurr dur furry purge" 40k kids is the only bad thing about Cait, if not for them Cait would be forgotten in few days just like dozens and dozens of shit mgs
But now it would be used as a bait for years

>> No.13153936

>>13153923

New writefags are always interesting. I look forward to seeing more of your work. but you'll follow the writefag pattern sooner or later - lots of material for a couple of months maybe, followed by your disappearance. With a few exceptions this is the norm.

>> No.13153940

>>13153925
You're the one taking a "moral high ground" and calling fantasies a crime >>13153861.

>rape fantasies are bad

Why the fuck are you here?

>lol

Oh, you're just fucking with me, aren't you?

>> No.13153942

>>13153935
This, fucking christ.

>> No.13153943

>>13153940
please learn what an analogy is first tyvm

>> No.13153944

>>13153935
>>13153942

Cait is one of those cases where it's something is deemed so bad people will remember it with hatred forever, like Bob.

>> No.13153951

>>13153903

What? You don't even recap anymore, so why namefag? That anon a few threads ago was right, you really are getting self-important. Don't go Negafaggot on us man.

>> No.13153953

NORMIES
GET OUT
E
T
O
U
T

>> No.13153954

>>13153935
>>13153942
>>13153944
>arguably bad thing pops up
>plenty of aspies sperging over it
>few people see this and decide to get the madder
>continue to (successfully) bait them and thus shitting up the threads even more
>for weeks

>> No.13153955

>>13153944
They both need to be ignored. Half of why they're so bad is because people keep bringing it attention, even if it's negative. Just shut up about it and let it die.

>> No.13153957

>>13153953
>normies

go back to /r9k/ you sad loser

>> No.13153961

>>13153943
I am too tired to analyze your shitty example. Thinking about doing something is not the same as actually doing it. And I don't care if you find incest immoral for whatever reason, I don't care to defend it because I'm not actually doing anything, andif you find incest immoral, so must you find rape immoral, yet here you are, in short, you're trolling, or full of shit.

>> No.13153962

>>13153951
You know I'm recapping the thread right now right? The reason I have been out for the last few days is because A. The threads are moving very fast and B. I've got other shit to do. Like the last recap guy.
Gotta love the 4chan mentality of wanting something to be true and jumping to conclusions because of it.

>> No.13153963

>>13153957
Go back to jewbook and dumblr, normie

>> No.13153966

>>13153955
Exactly. Focus on the better parts of the thread, like why all desert girls are best girls, and why Wurm is unadulterated love.

>> No.13153970

Shitposting is the only fun thing to do in this thread

>> No.13153972

>>13153929
Hell yeah.

>>13153936
Well what I'll put out probably won't be all that long but I hope you enjoy it all the same.

>> No.13153973

>>13153944
Cait Sith and Cu Sith were in that one book entry for years and nobody paid them any mind. Who cares about furries, there are worse things out there.

I'm pissed that it's a genuine furry while Liliraune is a copout from genuine yuri, though.

>> No.13153974

>>13153966
>like why all desert girls are best girls
My main compadre.

>> No.13153975

>>13153970
For you at least.

>> No.13153976
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>>13153963
I've been here since 2006 and I agree with him. Stop acting like a special snowflake you big nerd.

>>13153908
>

>> No.13153979

>>13153975
What is there to say?
He's a big, dumb, smelly guy.

>> No.13153981

So other than Captain and Lanternon, what other writefags are worth reading? I'm bored and have some time to kill. I know a lot of people will say Moose but I tried his stuff and didn't like it. The main characters are too powerful and I'm not into shounen.

>> No.13153982
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13153982

>tfw no local Monster Girl cafe to visit and have a nice coffee.

>> No.13153985

>>13153979
Nice projection, m8

>> No.13153986

>>13153973
>>>/u/

>> No.13153991

>>13153982
When are the new chapters getting translated?

>> No.13153992

>>13153973

>Cait Sith and Cu Sith were in that one book entry for years and nobody paid them any mind

Because nobody here bothered to read them and bring it up, until KC set the spolight on them. Now they can't be just ignored.

>> No.13153996

>>13153973
>wanting yuri
Get out, faggot
The whole setting is based on mgs needing semen to live, real yuri would kill it

>> No.13153997

>>13153981
Punaldin, AverageAnon, DoIlooklikeaWritefag, Tarrek, and Seafoam.

>> No.13153998

>>13153973
Genuine yuri's probably one of the few things that could upset KC's target audience

You'll have to find an excuse to headcanon it in

>> No.13153999

>>13153973
Fuck off with your yurishit.

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>>13153996
Sure looks like these girls have only semen in their minds lel. From the hand of the artist himself.

>> No.13154002

>>13153985
Listen, I may be dumb, but I'm a bishie manlet, and I will not stand for your insults.

Now discuss the logistics of Gandharva behavior, because I'm bored.

>> No.13154004

>>13153923

At least you're not typecast as a guy who only does popular MGs, my friend.

>> No.13154005

>>13153981
YBA, Seafoam, PRW, Average

Vengeance alone is novel length at this point if you're looking to kill some time. The writing gets better as it goes on. Plus it's about the only CYOA that doesn't go completely off the rails when people vote.

>> No.13154010

>>13154001
That's just some bees gathering pollen from a flower to make honey.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

>> No.13154013

>>13153991

AFAIK TL isn't the issue. It's the fact we have all of two cleaners (one being TF and the other the guy who does EMG) and two typesetters (TF and myself) active. That's why TF put up a "We could use help" post on the main FwPA site.

>> No.13154016

>>13154001
They do
They use that nectar for better sex with husbands later
Read the fucking lore

>> No.13154020

>>13154001
Read the context, faggot.

>> No.13154023

>>13153981
>>13153981

If you're a masochist read something from PsychoFox or InariKitsune or even that one guy nobody likes

>> No.13154027

>>13154002
>bishie
>manlet
Ayyy
This is what manlets actually think

>> No.13154028

>>13153996
Real yuri wouldn't kill shit. If the setting can take beelzebubs and their scat fetish, or alps and their autogynephilia thing, it sure can take yuri too.

Besides, semen isn't an absolute necessity, it's just a good source of spirit energy or whatever it's called nowadays. Human women also have reserves of the stuff and monsters can and do rape them for it, but it's not sustainable because they can't produce more and end up turning into monsters.

>> No.13154031

>>13153973
>nobody paid them any mind.
Effectively no one actually reads source material or even profiles with any sense of literacy, certainly not some obscure footnote cat kingdom shit. If this is news to anyone, they're new or stupid as hell.

>while Liliraune is a copout from genuine yuri
Not really the target demographic. There are other instances and random tidbits of shit thrown in as an afterthought for titilation with Liliraune the furthest offender, given the setting exists to revolve around insecure otaku dick, you wouldn't WANT anything legitimate from the author or setting.

Really, I know this is /jp/ but it's okay to leave the 'house' sometime and get content from somewhere else or think for yourself.

>> No.13154034

>>13154027
Okay, I'm not quite a man yet, but hey...
Listen...
Indian hrapies, though.

>> No.13154035

Do the people who hate Alps want to dick them? Or are the jealous of how the Alp became a cute grill?

>> No.13154040

>>13154023
>PsychoFox
Isn't his Pastebin account "HoarderAnon"?

>> No.13154042

>>13154035
Fuck off

>> No.13154046

>>13154035
They are projecting their sexual insecurities onto monster girls.

>> No.13154055

>>13154028
Not even him but it has nothing to do with KC. Yuri isn't welcome here. If the majority of people liked it here then it would be full of girls kissing girls, not kissing you, stuff regardless of what KC has to say. That's the only thing that should matter to you. Even if KC came out with hard yuri tomorrow, and he won't, it would still be unwelcome here. Just give it up man. Go to /d/ or /u/ or wherever to get your dose of something.

>> No.13154056

>>13154034
>yet
Fuck off underage

>> No.13154059

>>13154023

PyschoFox is CommercialAnon (egotistical faggot), and InariKitsune is the guy who writes those weird tf stories that have strange grammar and spelling. (obvious troll)

Don't do it.

>> No.13154060

>>13154001
>dat moment when you stumble upon this pollination dance
>they see you
>"Come join us. Room for one more"

>> No.13154061

>>13154028
>scat

Beelzebubs like filth, uncleanliness, there is no scat. Akaname is a dubious case, but it's more likely they eat regular foo and the old mana people naturaly give off.

But monsters don't find the energy of other monsters appealing. Cry more yurifag.

>> No.13154063

>>13154023

>that guy nobody likes

Do you mean me or Bob?

>> No.13154071
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13154071

If it was possible, would you turn into a monster boy to be able to live a plentiful life with your waifu, aging at the same rate and living on as monsters?

>> No.13154074

>>13154071
Sure. Long as I get something cool.
Like razor claws.

>> No.13154077

>>13154028
>beelzebubs and their scat fetish
But that's wrong you retard.

>> No.13154081

>>13154001
>have alraune waifu
>go to town to buy some kinky shit
>come home
>see this
NOT THE BEEEEEES, GODDAMIT, NOT THE BEES

>> No.13154082

>>13154071
>monsterboy
Do you even know what incubization is?

>> No.13154084

>>13154056
Not underage, just not...paying my bills yet.

>> No.13154086

>>13154061
Come on now, you can't be arguing that the fly monster that gets off on slobbishness has nothing to do with scat.

And monsters rape human women all the damn time, so there's plenty room if you really want to force yuri into the setting. I'm just ticked off that KC threw a good chance to make a yuri MG out of the window.

>> No.13154087

>>13154071

I wouldn't want to become a monsterboy, but rather have more cool abilities than the average human, like tougher skin, or abnormal physical strength so I can punch through walls easily without feeling any pain.

>> No.13154090

>>13154081
Nic?

>> No.13154091

>>13154071
Are you just trying to start shitstorms?

Incubi are monsterboys and get traits from their waifus. That's plain old thousand times discussed KC

>> No.13154092

>>13154071
We have enough shit already, you know.

Incubi exist for a reason.

>> No.13154095

>>13154071
I would, only if I become a kitsune

>> No.13154096

>>13154071
God, how could anyone have thought that monster was a good idea? What the actual fuck.

>> No.13154098

>>13154091
>Incubi are monsterboys
No.
>and get traits from their waifus
They don't get physical traits.

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>>13154071
>>13154074
Same. I'd only do it if I could choose what to be.

>>13154082
>>13154091
>>13154092
Being an incubi sounds fucking lame, though.

>>13154087
My nigga.

>> No.13154104

>>13154081
>Rough day at work
>Decide to go home and unwind to some tea
>Come home
>House raided by Honeybees and Grizzlies
>Fighting over the honey in the pantry

>> No.13154109
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13154109

Waifuing Succusluts is extremely dangerous. Please reconsider, as it will likely end either with gangbang creampie NTR or your death as a withered husk - milked to death by a monstrous NTR-grade sexual appetite forced upon a single man.

You should be especially careful with virgin Succusluts, as they may mistake the rush and enjoyment they take from the sex as being in love with you. If you start a vanilla relationship with your childhood friend Succuslut, you will surely die in her arms.

Your last breath will float up straight into her nostrils, your body wrapped in her leathery wings and caressed for a final time by her aged, wrinkly skin.

>> No.13154110

>>13154086
No, they don't. They like a sweaty, dirty, stinky guy surrounded by trash. There are things KC takes a hard stand against, like NTR, guro and scat.Monsters only rape women for the sake of turning them into monsters, get it through your fucking head. You want yuri so bad, make your own fucking thread, like the monsterboyfags. The setting revolves around the love of men and women, and that's that. Don't like it, get the fuck out.

>> No.13154112

>>13154102
>Being an incubi sounds fucking lame, though.
Fuck off then, furfaggot.

>> No.13154117

>>13154112
I wonder why people use the word "furry" and it's derivatives as a sort of "just add water" argument device.

dislike something someone says? Call them a furry. Works every time! Logic and intelligence not required.

>> No.13154118

>>13154028
>>13154071
>>13154109
Too many baits, I don't even know which one take first.

>> No.13154119

>>13154112
Shut up, nerd. You aren't even making any sense.

>> No.13154120

>>13154109
Which setting are you even talking about?

>> No.13154122

>>13154102
>Being an incubi sounds fucking lame
Nope, being an incubus is the coolest part of KC's setting. It marks the moment where you have gazed long enough into the rape abyss that you can rape it back.

>> No.13154124

>monsterboys
>ntr
>yuri
>anti incest fags
>"insecure" alp baiting

/mgg/ is slow so I'll give you guys a hand, THERE ARE TROLLS AFOOT!

>> No.13154127
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>> No.13154128

>>13154112
>>13154118
Stop taking a huge shit everywhere.

>> No.13154130

>>13154109

>"You, come over here~ I'll make you feel goood~"
>Relunctantly walk up to her
>She gives me a warm hug

>> No.13154133

>>13154117
Spergs are little more than retards, you don't have to find logic there. Same for those who parrot cuck, bob, alp, etc as unironic insults.

>> No.13154134

>>13154118
>dying in your now granny succubutt childhood friend's arms
>bait
Anon, I...

>> No.13154135

>>13154081
>have to spent next few days reassuring your crying waifu that the evil bees won't come back and touch her in funny places

>> No.13154136

>>13154112
>not wanting superhuman abilities
>"furfaggot"

GET A LOAD OF THIS FAG

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>>13154124
Not uncommon for the threads prior to the time they reach the bump limit.

>> No.13154141

Why does everyone hate MGU?

>> No.13154149

>>13154130
>lolibutt using her mind control eyes to hold hands with her childhood friend
>too shy to mind control him into kissing her and he has to do it himself

>> No.13154151

>>13154104
>House raided by Honeybees and Grizzlies
>Grizzlies
I'm ok with that. Grizzlies are fucking adorable, man.

>> No.13154152

>>13154141

Same reason why people hate the trolls in this thread who keep pushing shit-tier fetishes into the discussion. MGU was like that, just with grimdark.

>> No.13154153

>>13154124
>thw I started 3 of them
I fucking love being the jew

>> No.13154154

>>13154118
How are any of those "bait", holy shit.

>> No.13154157

>>13154127
Try hiding stubs, makes it look like a slow thread without shitposting.

>> No.13154158

>>13154124
No thats not trolling.

Trolling would be me posting about how I want to take a dourmouse and feed her cheese and CC cakes till she can't move and how my wildely skewed vies of beauty are much better than you FAT SHAMING SHITLORDS.
But no one would ever do that.

>> No.13154160

>>13154124
>you don't like my shit-tier fetish so you must be a troll

>> No.13154164

>>13154109
Fuck off cuck

>> No.13154167

>>13154124
>g-guys, lets keep it all vanilla lest we offend some anonymous asshole on the internet!
When did these threads turn into such a pathetic tumblr tier hugbox?

>> No.13154169

>>13154158
You just made me think of CYOAnon. That's going to follow him forever isn't it?

>> No.13154171

>>13154160
>>13154167
You can stop now.

>> No.13154174

>>13154167
Agree
Post NTR

>> No.13154176

>>13154167
>pathetic tumblr tier hugbox
MUH BOOGEYMAN

OOGA BOOGA

>> No.13154177 [SPOILER] 
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13154177

Do you prefer cat dick or fish tube?

>> No.13154178

>>13154169
Maybe.

Although you never now.

Some new and twisted anon could pop up to fatten your favorite girl into immobility while shouting how you need to shut up and like it.

Atleast its not NTR

>> No.13154182

>>13154177

fish tube

nah I'm good bro

>> No.13154183

>>13154169
It was trader anon, retard
CYOAnon went nuts and got locked in a mad house

>> No.13154188

>>13154109

>TFW you will never be fucked ragged by a Succubutt childhood friend
>TFW you'll never feel like you're in the body of a centenarian and near death as her warm pussy juice coats your raging boner and turns it into GAE BOLG
>TFW she'll never tell you to get ready because she's getting ready to slurp up the rest of your delicious life energy, and that you should be glad a shitty virgin like you at least gets to die pleasurably
>TFW that final orgasm will never rock you like an illegal immigrant giving birth at the US-Mexico border
>TFW your vision will never fade to black as you think you're dying
>TFW you'll never wake up the next morning with her breasts snuggling into your face, your morning wood pressing against her taut stomach
>TFW she'll never giggle and say
>"Of course I wasn't going to eat you, my precious little food supp-- husband"
>TFW you'll never have mindblowing heretical sex before work, during lunch break, and then no less than three times at night
>TFW you'll never welcome your daughterus or granddaughterus into the world
>TFW she'll never smile softly years after your death on her birthday, only to be found sobbing in her bedroom that evening
>TFW you were the one who started counting her birthdays
>TFW today is her 300th birthday

Why does it hurt to live.

>> No.13154190

Gone to hell before the 300 post mask.

Fucking.

A.

>> No.13154192
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13154192

Aviators Chapter 13:

http://pastebin.com/kqFefmYQ

This chapter ended up longer than intended, so there will be two more chapters after this one.

Previous chapter: http://pastebin.com/vDXFiR61

First chapter: http://pastebin.com/R3F2VGV5

>> No.13154195

Does anyone have that exhentai link of the really tall mom? I lost it.

>> No.13154197

>>13154192
awesome

>> No.13154198

>>13154190
This is normal, it'll die around the 700 post mark.

>> No.13154202
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13154202

Wurm is love.
Wurm is life.
Why hasn't /MGT/ taste evolved to love the superior waifu?

>> No.13154203

>>13154188
>TFW that final orgasm will never rock you like an illegal immigrant giving birth at the US-Mexico border

hawt

>> No.13154205

>>13154190
I know, I think I really outdid myself this time
I'm going to sleep
Let the thread burn while I'm out

>> No.13154206

>>13154188
>Granddaughteru's face when Granny died during the night

>> No.13154209

>>13154202
Because ryu and jabberwock are better and wurms are tards.

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>>13154149
>You will never have a succubutt friend in school who acts as your bro
>She will never enter your dreams at night and fill them with thoughts of you and your favorite MG in the class doing things together
>She will never do the same with said classmate
>Goading the two of you to eventually confess to each other
>She will never watch the two of you hold hands as you walk home together one afternoon
>Smiling, despite knowing that she never had a chance with you

>> No.13154212

>>13154209
P-Please don't bully Wurms Anon But I agree, Jabberwock is superior.

>> No.13154214

>>13154210
>Smiling, despite knowing that she never had a chance with you
Why'd you have to go and make me feel anon?

>> No.13154215

>>13154210
But my favorite MG is succubus.
Why would she NTR herself?

>> No.13154216

>>13154210
Sounds just like the begging of the nice boat

>> No.13154220

>>13154098
They do, but they're incredibly minor.
>>13154109
That's why you waifu MGE succusluts.
They're the most common variety of monster and what most anons here would end up with, like it or not.

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>>13154210
>>13154214
That's what true friends do.

>> No.13154224

>>13154098
>>13154220
>They don't get physical traits.
It's useless shit like "you get to last longer in bed" and that's it.

Pretty damn boring.

>> No.13154225

>>13154221
>tiny alien on your penis
>fisting the peehole

>> No.13154226

>>13154220
I would rather be a furry than a cuckold

>> No.13154231

>>13154225
Ayy lmao

>> No.13154232

>>13154225
But that's hot.

>> No.13154234

>>13154220
I don't mind, as long as it was a dark priest, angel or dhampir.

I wish angels would stay vanilla though.

>> No.13154241

>>13154225
Only if she screams "ayy lmao" while doing it

>> No.13154253

>TFW nobody loves Chromatic Dragons

>> No.13154267

>>13154253
Bitch please, I love White Dragons.

They a best

>> No.13154269

>>13154215
>Succubus childhood friend has low self-esteem
>"Oh, I could never get him..."
>She gives him wet dreams about his true love with her magic
>The next morning they walk to school together
>"I had the weirdest dream last night, you were there and..."
>Succubus gets flushed and stutters like he just confessed to her
>Well, he sort of did
>She runs ahead with a red face
>She keeps having a dream relationship with her, ending with him dreaming about marrying and impregnating her
>She can't see it and spends all day at school fantasizing about what kind of dreams he has
>After a week of dreaming about her every night he starts catching on
>He finally confronts her and asks if she's been sleep-molesting him, a serious crime
>She breaks down and cries, admitting to everything
>He says she has to do what he says or he'll go to the pig girls
>She reluctantly agrees
>His first order is for her to tell him how she really feels
>His second order after a barely-audible stutter is to kiss him

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>>13154253
Nigga please. Taser blowjobs are the best.

>> No.13154277

>>13154109
Is that image by Shiki?

>> No.13154286

>>13154277
Yes.
http://exhentai.org/g/759626/3db7d9896f/

>> No.13154292

>>13154267
>liking the smallest, weakest, dumbest dragons
Me too.

>> No.13154295

>>13154192
aw yiss

>> No.13154298

I want to tie up a Wurm shibari style and tickle her nose with a feather, so that she just barely has to sneeze, but can't.

That she may know my suffering.

>> No.13154299

>>13154275
Ain't got shit in Set blowjobs.

>> No.13154302
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13154302

Don't get too Familiar with the Familiars.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/S1rVVYWw

New page: http://pastebin.com/Ru7kCdxY

>> No.13154304
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13154304

I'm curious, what year was the Holstaur added to the MGE?

>> No.13154308

>>13154299
Set has nothing on Ghoul blowjobs, though.

>> No.13154310

>>13154299
The big Z doesn't even need to take your dirty dick into her mouth to get you off.

>> No.13154311

>>13154298
The fuck would you tie her up with?

>> No.13154316

>>13154292
You are my comrade.

>You will never comfort a pouting white after one of the reds beat her up.

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>>13153903
>>13153601

Hi, I’m TheGreens, and recap anon is STILL not here, he was kidnapped by the futa sith and is secretly plotting his escape, using a shovel made out of frozen cum

Mute cat is the predator
Also, Nyanon finishes Yetinburg
Writefag-kun is like the new gauf
Not until he gets NTR’d though
How would you protect your purity? I’d buy something like a chastity belt, except it covers the entire body and comes with armor plate holders
Bully the centipede
>what if cock is mg
>what
Frankenstein’s elf
I guess americans are mantagos...?
Is it just me or do the personalities of the Monmusu girls change from time to time?
.less draws chameleon-chan.
It’s like MMA, but with waifus
My name is anon, and I like long, slimy tongue pussies
Somebody writes a story about an anon getting PTSD over cat siths
It’s just one monster, we can stop acting like the furries are going to come and infect us now
Well not before .less makes a few jokes
Oh wait it got more backstory. Nevermind, it’s totally going to do that
Nazi cat is doctor
We should send the writefags to a psychologist
I am not confident with any of the katawa mg girls
Is the MG maids guy getting paid for this shit? he does like 3 profiles a day
What flavor of dragon is best?
We discuss the complex nature of how succubi suck cocks
Paladin-kud did it for her
How tall is too tall? Anything over 7 feet
jabberwocks, In desirable and undesirable positions
Dragonfly girls ends
Am I a bad person if I don’t want to cuddle with a wet fluffy MG because they smell bad
Sumo MGs
We finally get our domesticated hellhound, Thanks charon
Apophis wins the desert girl hunger games
>I am stranded in the desert, and found by an amazon. My only other option is to be an alp
FUCK.
wurm lost her everything in ‘nam
You can’t escape the frontpussy. It consumes all
My daughterus are the fallen god, a pseudo-mantago mushroom and the demons of chaos
I suppose suicide is an option
Brown kumiho
MG butler central

>> No.13154320

>>13154311
She would run away from the feather if I didn't.

>> No.13154322

>>13154316
But the reds ignore white dragons.

>> No.13154323

>>13154311

Another Wurm, of course! What else?

>> No.13154328

>>13154322
She wanted to prove herself.

It went about as well as you can expect.

>> No.13154330

>>13154318
Overall, not a bad thread. Not a great one, but not the worse we've had. I wish we would get over the fucking cat cocks already. If you don't like, don't wife, just like how we do with all the other mgs we don't like.

>> No.13154331

>>13154304
I fucking love Familiars, but I wish they got art that actually shows Familiars based off of different types of animals.

>> No.13154334

>>13154323
I said what with, not why.

>> No.13154337

>>13154331
Meant for
>>13154302

>> No.13154338

>>13154320
Chains made from refined Orichalcum ore

>> No.13154342

>>13154302
Does it count as a successful raid if you take the familiar along with the panties?

>> No.13154346

>>13154302
Can I steal the familiar instead?

>> No.13154347

>>13154310
big z?

>>13154308
ghouls are cold bits of flesh
Set is warm and fluffy

>> No.13154351

>>13154334

I meant that he would tie a Wurm with another Wurm, which is exactly what you asked.

>> No.13154353

>>13154342
>>13154346
No way man. You waifu you lose. I bet it's an immediate discharge from the frat, too, you stupid non-virgin!

>> No.13154354

>>13154342
I think its like the echidna dorm where stealing the girl is considered a loss.


Which is bullshit.

I'm stealing her.

>>13154310
Wait, they've mass produced the big zam?

and its a robot girl?!

Those Zeke monsters!

>> No.13154357

>>13154347
>ghouls are cold bits of flesh
Mamono mana.
>Set is warm and fluffy
She's also a cruel slut.

>> No.13154360

>>13154269
Man, I love me some mushy romance stuff. Good shit.

>>13154308
Well, that is probably pretty hard to do. Ghouls are something else.

>> No.13154362

>>13154354
You fool Anon! She wants to be stolen. She wants to be kidnapped by a group of men in ski masks who have their way with her supple, childlike body.

You've already been charmed.

>> No.13154364

So I may or may not be making a MG-related game. But I'm debating on a platform right now. What do you guys think?

http://strawpoll.me/3826049

>> No.13154365

>>13154353
Don't worry, I will distract them.

Somebody find me some Girtiblilu venom and a raging mushroom.

I got this.

>> No.13154366

>>13154334
Seven strand stainless steel wire rope.

>> No.13154368

>>13154351
How would you convince her to let you tie her up with another Wurm?

>> No.13154369

>>13154357
mamono mana pls go

cruel and sadistic are not the same thing, anon

>> No.13154373

>>13154318
>Frankenstein's elf

Sempai noticed me!

>> No.13154375

>>13154368
Offer her ice cream from my hometown if she complies for an hour.

>> No.13154378

>>13154304
There was a profile for them before any of the English fansites started up. So it's 2008 or earlier.

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>>13154364
I found this humerus

>> No.13154382

>>13154328
I thought as much.

Would comforting your frostfu make her realize that the true winner was her, who has the greatest treasure?

>> No.13154384

>>13154380
Mobile is cancer anon.

>> No.13154388

>>13154380
Hey. Would you want somebody to borrow your phone when they see this on your pad?

>> No.13154390

>>13154286
He draws some of the better succubi out there.
Perhaps the only Paradox monsters I'm looking forward to.

>> No.13154392

>>13154382
You know it, she'd even wrap her tail around your waist and blush.

>> No.13154397

>>13154384
>>13154388
I know, its just the first time I've seen a 100% one sided poll on 4chan. What with all the contrarian shitters lurking and all.

>> No.13154398

>>13154384
Starships will prove you wrong. It will be even better than Beyond Earth!
Yes, that was sarcasm.

>> No.13154405

>>13154210
>have succubutt childhood friend
>she wants to help you get the girl of your dreams even at the cost of her happiness
>enters your dreams one night
>finds out you're dreaming about her
>wake up feeling refreshed and happy
>succubutt friend is laying in bed with you
>fully clothed
and that anons is how I met my wife

>> No.13154409

>>13154299
Reminder that Set murdered Pharaoh's husband and scattered his five body parts across the desert land.

She is a murderer and a pie stealer.

>> No.13154411

>>13154405
Has she been dead for six years as well?

Sorry, mate. No harm intended.

>> No.13154418

>>13154318
>>I am stranded in the desert, and found by an amazon. My only other option is to be an alp
>FUCK.
I think in this situation I'd rather be an alp. Sure, I live off cocks now, but at least I have the chance of meeting someone worth my time. An amazon is a gaurentee to an abusive relationship

>> No.13154424

>>13154411
James?

>> No.13154427

>>13154392
Suddenly I thought of a white dragon showing off her swimming prowess (and her swimsuit) and surprising you in the water, while one or two red dragons dip a toe/claw into the water and pout when they can't bring themselves to try swimming with all the cute human boys.

>> No.13154429

>>13154411
I have no idea what you're talking aboot Anon. Sorry.

>> No.13154430
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>>13154409
So Set gets a bit jealous sometimes.

She's still best goddess, and I worship her and her daughters.

>> No.13154433

>>13154430
What would Set do if I Baneposted while worshipping her.

>> No.13154435

>>13154384
>Mobile 'gaming'
I get upset just thinking about it.

>> No.13154444

>Your Kikimora daughteru will never come home in tears one day, saying that a Dragon girl took her broom and snapped it in half before pushing her down into the mud
>You'll never bring your daughteru as you drive to the Dragon girl's home to speak with her parents
>The girl's father will never laugh in your face, call you a faggot and tell you that his daughter will do whatever the hell she wants to "lesser" monsters
>You'll never see red and end up in a fight with him that ends when you play dirty and gouge out one of his eyes with a key
>You'll never be arrested, but in an extremely fortunate turn of events have the chief of police remember the time she and her daughter received similar treatment from that family
>You'll never get off with a slap on the wrist, and spend the rest of the time your daughters attend the same school bullying him like his daughteru bullied yours
>He'll never beg you to stop only to hear you whisper in his ear that you'll do whatever you want to "lesser" men

>> No.13154445

>>13153973
>>13153998
>Need to head canon it in
>tfw I've made a borderline habit out of pointing out the perfectly canon yuri
But nobody wants to hear it because everyone here is an insecure faggot who thinks that lesbians somehow threaten the existence of their dick-craving "Waifu".

>> No.13154447

>>13154430
As soon as the Pharaoh finds her husband's remains and resurrects him, she's going to give her a very stern talking-to.

>> No.13154449

>>13154444
You would make a terrible parent.

>> No.13154453

>>13154444
>>13154449
Bullshit that's what good parents do.

>> No.13154454

>>13154445
K

>> No.13154455

>>13154071
I want to be a Dragon Dude.

>> No.13154456

>>13154435

C'mon man, it's not that bad. For the most part. The games themselves suffer from being, well, casual. Simple easy to play things that don't take up much of your brain or challenge you to try. And for some who want to entertain themselves for a bit while they wait, mobile games do that for them.

That being said, fuck Dungeon Keeper Mobile. And fuck EA for saying "we were too ambitious milking the life out of a long dead franchise."

>> No.13154466

I just want Set's paws on my dick

http://i.imgur.com/KqnEtcq.jpg

>> No.13154467

>>13154449
You can fuck off.

That's what great parents do.

>> No.13154469

>>13154318
>Am I a bad person if I don’t want to cuddle with a wet fluffy MG because they smell bad
Yes. Yes you are.

>> No.13154470

>>13154467
I don't know about the gouging of the eye, but the rest sounds like fair game.

>> No.13154473

>>13154427
The cutest.

It would almost be like dating a kuudere wurm.

Except she can fly, and breath ice.

And won't break you as easily

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>>13154378
So, it's been 7 years and we still don't have lewd, breastfeeding featuring the Holstaur and her husband/our self-insert.

>> No.13154479

>>13154466
>http://i.imgur.com/KqnEtcq.jpg
has less ever seen a dick? Seriously.

>> No.13154480

>>13154444
You. You my nigga.

>play dirty

That's just kicks to the balls and ganging up in someone. You did good.

>> No.13154480,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is this the monster girl thread?

>> No.13154489
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>>13044078
Maid type: Dragon
Name: Melanie
Personality: Arrogant, caring and headstrong
Statement: I’m going to have to work for HIM?!
Notes: Follows a strict ruleset.

Melanie became part of MGC Maid Central after “losing a silly bet” as stated by her. She was put on a standard maid course and then promptly moved to an anger management course after an incident involving a broken table. After successfully finishing this course she resumed her maid training without major issues and successfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 23.

Melanie can be described as a fairly large and fit humanoid at a size of 195 centimeter with a normal sized tail. She usually keeps her red hair unkempt, letting it flow down naturally. Examinators have furthermore stated to find her polished green scales to match nicely with her maid attire while the two scales on her right cheek give Melanie an unique look. Besides the MGC Maid Central appointed maid attire, Melanie also carries a small bag and vacuum cleaner on her waist to aid her in her duties.

As a maid Melanie has a slightly above average performance, performing her duties at an average pace without issues while occasionally using a trick to increase her productivity. She has for example been reported to use her wings to generate a strong wind, allowing her to clear hard to reach places of dust. Melanie is in addition effective at managing garbage and other unwanted items, often incinerating such items on the spot and storing the ashes in the bag she carries around her waist.

(Profile continued in next reply)

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>>13154473
>Kuudere Wurm
>Voiced by Marina Inoue
>Clumsily tries to act like a superior dragon in front of others
>Only around you does she choose to let go of her attempts to put on airs and melt in your arms

>> No.13154491

>>13154445
Yuri in MGE:

Monsterization, honey collecting and enticing the male, that's it. Keep crying /u/ nigga

>> No.13154497

>>13154489
(Profile continued)

A Master will not have to worry about going hungry when served by Melanie, as she enjoys impressing her Master by roasting meat and other treats in front of his nose by carefully manipulating dragon-fire. Melanie is also known to strictly follow the set rules in a home. She has for example carried an examinator who would normally be in bed at 11pm, to his bed when she spotted him watching television at 11.15pm. As such MGC Maid Central recommends her future Master to carefully lay down the rules with Melanie to avoid issues, as Melanie has stated to be willing to go as far as to force her Master to stay in bed by wrapping her wings around him and sleeping in the same bed as him.

When not performing any tasks Melanie can be found practicing tricks using her fire-breath and spending time polishing her scales in her room. Melanie will otherwise spend time with her Master discussing various topics, often related to fire or her Masters future. She also enjoys displaying various flame-breath related tricks she has learned, in an attempt to impress and entertain her Master. Melanie is also known to occasionally wrap around her Master using her wings to “keep him warm and safe” as stated by her. It is lastly worth noting that while Melanie her strict behavior seems to always be part of her, her arrogant side seems not to be. Melanie is noted to display a strong arrogant behavior in the first few weeks around her new Master, occasionally making snide remarks about him and avoiding interaction. This behavior however is noted to rapidly disappear after some time. Masters are recommended to keep attempting interaction and to give compliment to Melanie, as these have been reported to help Melanie open up faster.

MGC Maid Central recommends Melanie for a Master who enjoys fiery tricks and temper and does not mind having a maid that follows a strict ruleset.

>> No.13154498

>>13154479
I think he tried to depict the loose skin moving up as she rubs her paw across the shaft. The coloring and lineart is just off.

>> No.13154499

>>13154489
>Arrogant
So she's got a bullet to the knee right out of the starting gate. Let's see if she can recover.

>> No.13154502

>>13154491
Why do you try to push MGE as the de facto standard so hard?

Most folks in the thread agree it's shit. All but one or two stories written take place in the author's headcanon universe. No one wants to touch the shithole, no-fun-allowed place known as MGE.

>> No.13154504 [SPOILER] 
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13154504

original where?

it's not on his imgur

>> No.13154507

>>13154445
More like lesbians are shit fetish. You're the fujoshits of men.

>> No.13154510

>>13154490
>overgrown worm acting superior to anyone
>can't even fly or do magic

>> No.13154513

>>13154491
Are you replying to yourself now?
Let's talk more about Wurms and Jinkos, how about that?

>> No.13154514

>>13154504
in ur ass

>> No.13154516

>>13154504
Fuck off.

>> No.13154519

>>13154502
>but KC sucks! Why can't we have Yuri you meanies

Because that's one of the things we adhere to and because fuck /u/, that's why.

>> No.13154520

>>13154498
he did another one where the dicks looked like veiny forearms with skin fold wrists. He tries to draw them Hentai-big, but I don't think he's seen one ever.

>> No.13154521

>>13154510
As a dragon-type, she is allowed to at least jokingly act like she's the supreme monstergirl.

>> No.13154527

>>13154513
No samefag. Yes I know this guy's MO, but I love his tears.

>> No.13154531

>>13154491
Sure, just ignore stuff like Elementals, or KC himself mentioning rare instances of pure yuri. Doesn't hurt me at all.

>>13154502
It's not even the MGE. MGE is supposed to be max "Fun Allowed", for a given definition of "Fun". It's just faggots and autistic folks in this thread and places like it who hammer in the "No Fun Allowed" signs.

>> No.13154533

>>13154502
>No one likes MGE

You sure about that faggot?

>> No.13154535

>>13154489
She sounds so sweet.

>> No.13154537

>>13154489
>>13154497
>Dragon Maid
Someone's a very luck Master indeed.
>MGC Maid Central recommends her future Master to carefully lay down the rules with Melanie to avoid issues, as Melanie has stated to be willing to go as far as to force her Master to stay in bed by wrapping her wings around him and sleeping in the same bed as him.
A VERY lucky Master indeed.

>> No.13154533,1 [INTERNAL] 

white pride

>> No.13154540

>>13154527
Try not arguing with him, though, and discuss something positive instead.

>> No.13154541

>>13154531
>KC said pure Yuri exists

[citation needed]

>> No.13154542

Baby Daughterus
Cute little baby daughterus that can fit in your hand

>> No.13154548

>>13154540
But anon, they're so delicious! They taste like cupcakes and root beer!

>> No.13154554

>>13154489
>>13154497
I almost forgot about this, good work as always.

Although, the first few weeks will be a battle indeed...

>> No.13154555

>>13154548
No Anon that's the Barometz juice your drinking

>> No.13154556

>>13154548
I know, but ask yourself:
Am I helping out the thread by doing a back-and-forth for 50 posts in a row?

>> No.13154561

>>13154556
Fine, I understand. But, I will wait for that "pure yuri" citation.

>> No.13154562

>>13154479
Only bob's.

>> No.13154566

>>13154556
That hasn't been all me though.

>> No.13154567

>>13154562
then it'd probably be a lot smaller

>> No.13154568

>>13154542

>Cute little baby daughterus that can fit in your hand
>Bathtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0NrIatqy5w

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>>13154562

>> No.13154573

>>13154541
A little while ago, someone drew some Yuri MGE Pairings. KC's comment on it was basically
>"The way I see it, it would be difficult to occur in the MGE World, but it's still good to have pictures of two girls like this."

There you have it. "Difficult to occur", that's KC's, the author himself's, stance on pure yuri in the MGE.

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>>13154542
Everyday I want this. And everyday it doesn't happen.

>> No.13154579

>>13153936
RS reappeared a few days ago, and hasn't captain been back? Though I haven't gotten around to catching up on his stuff yet.

I gather Aftyn is still working on stuff, and several others commonly have extended gaps in posting content. Hopefully we don't have to wait too much longer for part 3 of Kitsoviet's scylla story though.

Parkedbuggy is dead, though ;-;

>> No.13154580

>>13154531
You again? Are you going to complain every fucking thread because we don't want yuri here?

>> No.13154581

>>13154573
HOLY GRASPING AT STRAWS BATMAN! FANART IS AS GOID AS CANON!

You are so fucking precious.

Okay, so what was that bit about elemental?

>> No.13154582

>>13154579

Who else disappeared lately? Haven't seen the semi-Incubi vet guy in weeks.

>> No.13154584

>>13154580
>we

>> No.13154585

>>13154580
If it makes you feel better, I'm never the one to bring it up. I just state what I know when it does. Otherwise, I occupy myself with other stuff.

>> No.13154591

>>13154579
>Parkedbuggy is dead
That sucks too, I really want to see a conclusion to his Amazon story.
>>13154582
Hetzer, but he's just a slow writer in general.

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>>13154542
>tfw your waifu's space clone kidnaps your daughteru
>tfw a bitchy crab murders your daughteru

>> No.13154606

>>13154071
Sounds cliché but a dragon would be the way to go.

Or a lamia somehow.

>> No.13154613

>>13154581
I only count it as any kind of canon because KC explicitly brought up his viewpoint on the setting when talking about the fanart. No prompting or anything.

But anyway, as for Elementals, that is right in the settings info, no two ways about it. Uncorrupt Elementals unconditionally love their Convenanters, whether they be male or female. This love transitions over when they become corrupt and go MG. In the case of a male Convenanter, it's pretty straight forward what happens. In the case of a female however, the newly turned Elemental will wish to share the pleasure of being a monster with her, and thus turn her. Due to the nature of Elemental Magic, this results in a Succubus.

Of course, in this case, the Succubus will almost certainly seek out a man to husbando and get a fix of MANA from, with her Elemental following her, as the two find a man to love together, in addition to loving each other. So that's bisexuality rather than Pure Yuri.

>> No.13154614

>>13154573
>it's good to have art like this

Like the honeybees and alraune you posted earlier, who again, are just getting nectar to feed the hive and fuck their husbands harder? As in, no pure Yuri?

I guess next you'll say KC approves if futa because he Said they're "A-OK!" In fan fiction.

>inb4 Sabbath potions

"Won't show up Officialy"

Do you enjoy being told to fuck off invariably each time?

>> No.13154620

General consensus to help me with a story: name your three favorite bands. I promise I won't judge you for what you say, but others will.

>> No.13154624

>>13154620
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band
Igor Stravinsky

>> No.13154625

>>13154620
Beatles, Dio, and Metallica

>> No.13154626

>>13154620
Yes
JAM Project
School Food Punishment

>> No.13154627

>>13154614
I'm pretty sure KC's able to tell the difference between the shit he draws, and the shit other people draw. Thus why he said it was nice, but to his view, "Difficult to occur". His viewpoint. As the author of the MGE.

That's quite different from what he said about Futanari, which as you said, was "I won't let them show up officially."

>> No.13154628

>>13154620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXb5L32hcmQ

>> No.13154629

>Not having your own headcanon world where mamono mana doesn't fucking exist, MGs and humans get along, though there's gender role reversal with female MGs being the 'dominant' sex
>Lesbians and gays can happen without bullshit like alps
>Rape is a crime, though it's not rape if he cums

>> No.13154631

>>13154613
I haven't seen any female covenants stuff but whatever, you killed it yourself. A succubus born of such a bond will seek a man, and what do monsters eat? You guessed it, a male's mana. So your Yuri falls flat. Flatter than a bapho's chest. Again. Just stop, we don't care. I am beginning yo think you are fujoshit kun. Just pushing Yuri instead if monsterboys this time.

HETEROSEXUALITY HOOOOO!

>> No.13154632
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>>13154620
Dio
Frank Zappa
Weird Al

>> No.13154633

>>13154629
>It's not rape if he cums
Kek.

>> No.13154636

>>13154629
>wanting lesbians and gays to exist at all

>> No.13154639

>>13154631
You seem to care a lot since you keep continuing this fucking retarded argument.

>> No.13154640

>>13154631
Yes, they feed off a male's mana, as would the Elemental. But that doesn't mean they'd stop being affectionate with each other, as they're affectionate with their new husband. Thus, bisexual threesome.

>> No.13154641

>>13154620
Rolling Stones
Nirvana
Eagles

>> No.13154643

>>13154629
>Makes his own head canon
>Allows gays
You people want to ruin things even in your own mind

>> No.13154644

>>13154627
Anon, make of it what you will if it comforts you. We wouldn't care if KC did hard Yuri, just like we don't care for matangis, akanames and caut Sith So fuck off to /u/ and stay there. We're done here.

>> No.13154653

>>13154639
Oh shut up, learn to have fun with the idiots every once in a while.

>> No.13154655

>>13154632
>MGE Mantis
>With full-monster arms
>Eating a guy
>Wearing that T-Shirt
This image hurts. A lot. I bet an MGE Mantis Girl who saw it would get offended.

>Show this to Mantis Waifu
>She stares at it for a bit
>Then at you
>Gets up
>Begins to advance on you slowly, glaring at you with her cool gaze
>Get nervous, start to fumble and stumble away
>She continues to advance
>Pushes you down, pinning you to the ground

>Starts to nibble on your hear as she hugs herself to you, arms around your neck
>Pulls away, looking at you
>Biggest fucking pout you've ever seen on her
>2cute4me
>Leans in to kiss you as she cuddles up on your chest

>> No.13154657

>>13154636
>>13154643
I don't understand the hate of lesbians and gays.

>> No.13154658

>>13154643
/pol/tards who come to live off their paladin fantasies here ruin everything too.

>> No.13154659

>>13154653
I'm pretty sure everyone else doesn't see what you're doing as "having fun".

>> No.13154660

>>13154644
>We wouldn't care
You know that statement falls flat when there's been a 3-day long, nigh on-going shitstorm over the Cait Sith.

>> No.13154662

>>13154620
The bleach dahlia murder
Allagaeon
Children of bodom

>> No.13154663

>>13154657
Because /pol/

>> No.13154664

>>13154489
>>13154497
MGC Maid Central has added this profile it's archives. This profile and all earlier matched profiles can be viewed at any time in the archive at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

In addition butlers currently looking for a Master can find the latest butler request in archive at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters, potential future Masters and butlers a kiki-tastic day.

>> No.13154668

>>13154427
But the reds could put her meager assets to shame with their own, more generous ones.
Cue more pouting.

>> No.13154669

>>13154660
I meant that just because it came to exist , doesn't mean we would welcome it. Like what you mentioned.

>> No.13154670

>>13154664
Woah, when did you start the Butler Requests? I thought you weren't starting those till later. Fuck, I missed registering for that, that's the one I was looking forward to.

>> No.13154674

>>13154662
Fuck.

Black Dhalia murder

>> No.13154685
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13154685

>>13154657
A little bit of /pol/, but mostly because the majority of us are from /a/.

>> No.13154686

>>13154669
Don't have to welcome it, but it does exist.
I feel a compulsion to point this out.

That's all though. For now.

>> No.13154688

Well anon, after being trapped in the rainforest for five years and seeing wonders beyond mortal reckoning, you finally made it back to civilization only to find that your waifu has become a tough as mercenary with muscles as thick as iron.

Further more, your daughteru has become a supervillian during your absence, robbing backs and looting bakeries.

How do you fix this mess?

>> No.13154690

>We Japanese value the contexts of sentences more than what is written literally. We refer to this as called "言葉の綾 (kotoba no aya)". For example, if MGE says, "Men who have sex with Monsters begin to think of nothing but sex with them." the intention of the sentence was to describe how attractive the idea of having sex with Monsters has become. It doesn't mean that all of them LITERALLY become unable to think except for sex with Monsters.(But, if they really do want to think of nothing but sex with Monsters, then they are allowed to do that.)

>Most Japanese fans understand KC's original intentions well, and understand that MGE is an ideal world that rejects all "bad endings" regardless of how they might happen. Of course, there are people who dislike MGE because they think of it as a dystopian world but usually people don't continue to hang around the stories and communities that they dislike, seeing as how that would be a complete waste of their time. Lastly, about 'corruption' elements within MGE: Originally, 'corruption' was a fetish that focused on brainwashing, mind breaking, netorare, etc. KC appreciates some elements of 'corruption' like changes in physical appearance and the adoption of a more seductive and (sexually) aggressive mindset, but dislikes the 'bad endings' that usually accompany these things. If he was a true disciple of the 'corruption' fetish, then the Fallen Maidens would massacre people cheerfully, physically hurt you, and have sex with the person who brainwashed them while forcing you to watch. Of course KC did not want this so he chose to remove brainwashing and soften the strength of the 'corruption' fetish within MGE.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monsters#A_Kenkou-Approved_Explanation_of_Monsterization.2FCorruption_in_MGE

>> No.13154691

>>13154685
What does /a/ have to do with anything?

Other than everyone wanting to be the little girl, that is.

>> No.13154692

>>13154670
MGC Maid Central didn't take registrations for it, rather, they'll be posting "Want Ads" for prospective Mistresses, and Butlers seeking work are free to respond.

>> No.13154693

>>13154668
>Implying whites don't have a great ass from all that swimming they do

>> No.13154695

>>13154688
Find new ones. They clearly didn't miss me much.

>> No.13154697

>>13154691
You DO know /a doesn't like lesbians and sluts, right?

>> No.13154698

>>13154225
I'd rather tiny alien girlfriend writhing against my dick, as I thrust into her fully-detailed bodycopy as it writhes against me in tandem through a neural link.

She says she gets some crazy transcendental orgasms, clinging a cock that's bigger than she is even as she feels it simultaneously sliding in to her drooling nethers while she hugs, gropes and kisses her beloved. When the bodycopy cleans her true self off with a long, slow slurp as she stares into my eyes with a smoldering look is pretty intense.

>> No.13154700

>>13154686
Yeah yeah, fuck off furry.

>> No.13154704

>>13154692
>>13154664
>>13154489
Any chance of making a dere girl who's intelligent and will help me get off my ass and get motivated? That would be nice.

>> No.13154705
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13154705

>>13154690
>but usually people don't continue to hang around the stories and communities that they dislike, seeing as how that would be a complete waste of their time

H E H .

>> No.13154706

>>13154693
Alright, make that 'meager frontal assets.'
Also, thanks for the mental image.

>> No.13154708

>>13154697
I dunno, the last time I was on /a/ was when I saw a fate thread getting shitposted because 'not /a/!'

>> No.13154709

>>13154700
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Either way I agree that Furries shouldn't be a thing in this thread.

>> No.13154710
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13154710

>>13154632

>Mantis girl sees this picture
>hfw

>> No.13154711

>>13154688
Spank daughteru.
Help my waifu rediscover her femininity, because that shit's cute.

>> No.13154713

>>13154700
Dude, shut up

>> No.13154714

>>13154695
>Acting as if your waifu didn't become a mercenary to travel the world and find you.

>Not knowing your daughteru became a villain so she can turn the worlds resources to finding you.

>> No.13154715

>>13154708
It's funny because it is /a/ related due to the numerous anime it has.
Shitposters ruin everything.

>> No.13154716

>>13154704
>Dere girl who's intelligent and will help me get off my ass and get motivated
Mah nigga. This kind of thing is a big reason as to why I love Anubi so much.

>> No.13154717

>>13154632
>Picture

Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't get a Mantis as a wife.

Hell I think avoiding all monsters would be much better for my health.

>> No.13154718

>>13154706
Don't worry anon, although I bet you feel like a bit of an ass now.

>> No.13154722

>>13154688
Live the thug life with them?

>> No.13154723
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13154723

Yetis.

>> No.13154726

>>13154718
Well I was already an ass man, so it's not far off.

>> No.13154727

>>13154713
You shut up.

>> No.13154728

>>13154688
Yeah, I imagined pretty much this >>13154714, so...

I'd hug mai waifu, and tell her she can relax, that I'm back and will never leave her side again.
Then we'd work to track down and discipline our daughter. Super Villaining is fine, but looting bakeries? She needs a spanking for that. Then she can get back to her villainy.

>> No.13154729

>>13154723
I always see this artstyle, and I always mistake the name for Ahobaka.

But then I always remember that's wrong because Ahobaka's the guy who ruins everything.

>> No.13154733

>>13154716
Anubi might be a little TOO strict.... We'll never know if they don't exist, but I'm looking more for a helpful companion than a boss.
>>13154714
I doubt this is so

>> No.13154736

>>13154729
Z-Ton meanwhile is the guy who you think might ruin the thing, but then it turns out happy in the end.

Schizanthus sequel never.

>> No.13154737

>>13154655
Feels like a lot of monster girls would pretend to have entered a primal state just to scare their husbandos before cuddling them as an apology.

>> No.13154740

>>13154698
>Tiny MG kissing her man as she is full of cock

He's one if those guys that can suck their own dicks isn't he?

>> No.13154743
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>>13154736
>Schizanthus sequel never
Don't remind me.

>> No.13154746

>>13154740
I'm fairly certain that its the robobody that is kissing.

>> No.13154747

>>13154670
I wrote one on a whim last thread to get a feel for it. So there weren't any forms to fill out. That said I won't open up any forms for now since I still have lots of maid profiles left to finish. In addition I want to do some random (typical) mistress profiles first.

It also fits more with my idea that butlers are sparse and wanted in MGC. Giving them the privelege of freely browsing through "ads" to pick whatever mistress they'd like.

Though i'll do some matching in any case later on.

>>13154704
I'm sorry anon, but you will have to wait till the current batch of profiles is done. Though perhaps you delivered your form earlier and missed your delivery?

are you by any chance: >>13042156 or >>13044048? If so, check the pastebin for your postnumber.

>> No.13154748

>>13154736
>Schizanthus sequel never
Low blow, anon. Not cool.

>> No.13154749

>>13154747
>are you by any chance
Narp. First time asking. Ah well. I can metaphorically window shop.

>> No.13154755

>>13154456
>And fuck EA for saying "we were too ambitious milking the life out of a long dead franchise."
The fury of a thousand white-hot suns.

That was just so disgusting after they did the most disgraceful, cowardly thing possible with a great IP.

I would kill for a true DK3, though I'm worried War for the Overworld won't live up to it.

Thinking of DK and monstergirls though, maybe I'll go reread dungeon keeper ami. Some of those youma were surprisingly hot.

>> No.13154759

>>13154489
>>13154497
This is exactly what i need, thanks Maid Central.

>> No.13154761

>>13154693
what muscle groups are improved via swimming? I wouldn't know, but I suspect the legs would be great as well. Yum.

>>13154668
True, but their swimsuits wouldn't be clinging to their curves like paint from the water. Busty red dragon babes in bikini still make me Unf, though.
>you stare at a red dragon's bust for too long
>frostfu pouts and hugs you to her chest while in the water with you
>your face is firmly planted between her smaller, but still respectable, wet tits
>her skin is a pleasantly warm contrast to the water and her scales
>In the space of a few moments, you were able to:
- see well-endowed red dragons in bikinis
- see said dragons nervously test the water, then pout at not wanting to get in
- see your frostfu pout at your ogling
- faceplant in your frostfu's tits
>keikaku doori

>> No.13154765

>>13154761
I think I just repeated myself there. My bad.

>> No.13154766

>>13154664
>Already started with the butlers
I hope there's a vampire or apophis mistress. I'm waiting for them.

>> No.13154770
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13154770

I was bored, so I transliterated the text from this image. No idea what it says though, but eh, at least someone else can look it over more easily?

>"わらわを眼いから目覚めさせたのはお主か?。。。なら、 わらわの何千年溜まつていた性欲に付き合つてもらう覚悟はできただろうな"

I think there might be something about her being woken up...and planning to drain your balls.

>> No.13154771

>>13154770
Why is new OC never used as the thread OP?

>> No.13154774

>>13154723
How does she get that hat on?

>> No.13154776

>>13154771
Because we just had a thread that opened up with pharaoh.

>> No.13154782

>>13154770
Remembering the hilarity that google translations cause I put it in to see what horror would be produced

>Or your Lord was awakened from the eye doctor the WARAWA ? . . . Nara , I would have been able to get ready Gotsu per thousands of years Tama In other have libido of WARAWA

This is what came out, I'm giggling like a loon over here.

>> No.13154784

>>13154770
Her boobs look like they're fake.

>> No.13154787

>>13154782
I wonder how much of that is GT, and how much is Butter-T being inept at Nip.

>>13154784
Welcome to the world of Butter-T.

>> No.13154790

>>13154782
Stop laughing.
Please, this isn't the time for me to laugh too.

>> No.13154796

>>13154601
>tfw your waifu melts down

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>>13154782

>Or your Lord was awakened from the eye doctor the WARAWA
>Gotsu per thousands of years

>> No.13154798

>>13154782
I want to WARAWA the Pharaoh's WARAWAs

>> No.13154801

>>13154761
As far as the lower body goes, gluteus maximus (which greatly influence the shape of buttocks and hips) and abductor magnus in the hip/groin area.
The leg muscles can vary by swimming style, but most use over half a dozen muscles, several of which impact leg shape.
In short yes, great, well defined legs on swimming waifus.

>> No.13154802

>>13154790
Why, are you at someone's funeral?

>> No.13154803
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13154803

>>13154770
>be your average british archeologist
>tomb raiding erry day
>stealing artifacts for the crown and shit
>open up random tomb
>suddenly qt undergrads following me start moaning and writhing on the floor
>some half naked mummies start having lesbian sex with them
>out of the burial chamber comes some half rotten bimbo with a snake in tow
>says some gibberish to me about milking my man-juice
>expect to get jumped by her but her snakes moves foward instead
>look pleadingly to the snake, who does the snake equivalent of a shrug and gives me a look that says "just close your eyes man, it'll be easier for both of us"
>mfw

>> No.13154804
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13154804

>>13154796
At least your daughteru gets to come back to life

>> No.13154810

>>13154802
Lecture time.

>> No.13154812

>>13154810
>Being in a lecture
Look at him, look at him and WARAWA

>> No.13154818

>>13154810

Nara , I would have been able to pay attention Gotsu per thousands of classes Tama In other have knowledge of WARAWA

>> No.13154827
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13154827

Would you a fish?

>> No.13154832

>>13154827

Would I what?

>> No.13154840

>>13154810
WARAWA

>> No.13154846

>>13154832
This your first day, son?

>> No.13154851

>>13154770
Roughly: "Were you the one who woke me? Well then, You shall accompany me release these thousand years worth of lust"
God, writing english is much harder than understanding japanese

>> No.13154853

>>13154846
What day is it?

>> No.13154854

>>13154846

No, I just felt like playing oblivious and asking for specifics. I know how the "Would you an X?" thing goes.

>> No.13154858

Reminder, it's dangerous in Monster Girl world.
You could be out with your Hol on a date when a Millennium Titan Beetle just surfaces after it's thousand years of sleep.
Or the Two headed Tiger Wolf could come after you Sheep girl herd.
Or the Vampire King, consumer of 100,000 Souls could ask you to give back his daughter because it's past curfew.
You need to be physically fit enough to fight those things off.

>> No.13154859

>>13154851
Sounds about right.

I'd do so happily for one.

>> No.13154862

>>13154782
>2015
>Not WARAWAing your Pharoah in the WARAWA

I bet you all like Apophsis you snake fuckers

>> No.13154863

>>13154858
Or just not go.

There's always that.

>> No.13154864

>>13154851
But I refuse.

>> No.13154870

>>13154863
>Not going on Dates with your waifu
You're the real monster here

>> No.13154874

>>13154858
>Or the Vampire King, consumer of 100,000 Souls could ask you to give back his daughter because it's past curfew.
>You need to be physically fit enough to fight those things off
>'DAAAAAAAD I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK, I'M A DAYWAKLERRRRR!'
>'I WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF IT, NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GOING TO COME BACK TO MY DARK AND DREARY CASTLE WITH A TAN!'
>'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'

>> No.13154875

>>13154870
No I'm talking about not going to a MG world at all.

Fuck that.

>> No.13154877

>>13154827
Only if she would have me.

>> No.13154879

>>13154875
Then enjoy no monster girls.
Or the few that come to human world and become massive sluts like Miia did in EMG

>> No.13154880

>>13154875
So you're saying you'd get an echidna mail order bride and populate the world with waifus for the rest of us? Anon, you're too sweet.

>> No.13154881

>>13154874
>Dhampir Waifu with a tan
>It's entirely healed and her skin is pale again by the next morning
>Luckily she tans easy anyway

>> No.13154882

>>13154862

>Skub Wars 2.0

>> No.13154885
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13154885

>>13154851
>Just this
>Not her saying something to the effect of, "Now...be my prince."

Butter-T...

>> No.13154887

>>13154879

>Enjoying Monster Girls

Haah waaw, what a fag.

>> No.13154891

>>13154887
Ha ha ha, ha ha. Ha? Ha ha!

>> No.13154898

>>13154880
I hate echindas

>> No.13154900

>>13154885
You try sounding romantic with 1000 years of pent up lust

>> No.13154904

>>13154879
>Loves one guy
>Slut
What.

>> No.13154905

>>13154891
Heh heh heh, heh. Heh?

>> No.13154920

>>13154905
Indeed, there has been the many type of DINKIS RRAPTAA, witnessed it purely. What is shitposting centrally, OH YAY.

I need to go outside.

>> No.13154929

>>13154882
Which MGs would be anti-Skub? I vote mantango.

>> No.13154931

>>13154723
That looks more like a wendigo.

>> No.13154933

>>13154929
What are you talking about? Mantango are definitely filthy pro-Skubs.

>> No.13154935

>>13154929
Sorry for being a noob, but who/what is skub?

>> No.13154936

>>13154723
http://exhentai.org/g/791989/98b8889c93/

>> No.13154939

>>13154904
She went from pure innocent snake who didn't even know what a condom was to slutting it up with her attire

>> No.13154942
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13154942

>>13154935
Someone should edit this with MGs.

>> No.13154945

>>13154939
Part of me hopes you're kidding, the other part, that has seen the strictness of /a/ when it comes to what makes a girl a SLUT, is telling my mind to tell you to go fuck yourself.

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13154946

>>13154936

>> No.13154948

>>13154935

>noob

Losing your memory again, 2005?

>> No.13154953

>>13154936
>Moar Yetis
Awwwww yis.

English when?

>> No.13154954

>>13154939
At the beginning of the manga she was trying to seduce Darling already.

She has to be more aggresive now that there's a lot of competition.

I still failing to see how that makes her a slut, though.

>> No.13154955

>>13154945

He's not kidding.

>> No.13154960

>>13154954
>She has to be more aggresive now that there's a lot of competition.

This is what often ruins relationships and the core reason why harems are utter shit.

>> No.13154964

>>13154960
You can't blame her, she was living alone with the person she loves and suddenly has another 5 girls wanting to suck Darling's D.

>> No.13154968

>>13154964

Yet in the end it's futile. Lala-chan has already won.

>> No.13154973

>>13154497
I'm terrible at keeping to a proper schedule. Something like that would actually be great for me. Then again, being slender and absent-minded is probably dangerous to your pelvis around protective monstergirls.

195cm seems pretty short for a dragon, though. I usually imagine the species where size is meant to be an attribute would stand taller than any natural human height that doesn't cause health issues.

>> No.13154978

>>13154968
>Yet in the end it's futile. Suu-chan has already won.

>> No.13154981

>>13154978
Suu wants the harem route though.

>> No.13154983
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13154983

>>13154968
What an odd way to spell polt. Is that perhaps her middle name?

>> No.13154986

>>13154973
Hey, Dragons always grow. Make sure she keeps eating her meats and meats and she'll continue growing into a big and healthy Dragon. No, not that healthy. You'll need Milk if you want her to be that healthy.

>> No.13154989

>>13154591
maybe it will get continued, anon!

maybe he's just been really busy! ;-;

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13154991

>>13154986

>> No.13154992

>>13154986
Can we please stop calling it "health" and instead call it by a more accurate name like "Breast concentrated obesity"

>> No.13154994

>>13154992
Please leave sabbath.

Don't you have a van to walk into?

>> No.13154999

>>13154994
Except I dont like loli shit either.

>> No.13155001

>>13154992
If you want it to catch you at least need a catchy acronym. Try again, baphomet.

>> No.13155004

>>13154999
You just don't like anything do you Mr. Grumpy.

You remind me of someone.

An Alp.

>> No.13155005

>>13155004
Stop calling or making allusions to me you faggot

>> No.13155010

>>13155005
Praise be to king grump alp!

Long may she tsun!

>> No.13155011

How would your Monster waifu react if you had your mind and body genetically augmented to become stronger, smarter and faster at the cost of your personality, emotions and free will?

>> No.13155012

>>13155001
Again, I hate loli.
And you could totally use Something like TIt Concentrated Obesity, or TICO. Which is great, because tico could both be a name and a term now.
>>13155004
>Doesn't like loli or fat fucks
>Therefore an alp
This is an advanced form of stupidity.

>> No.13155020

>>13155010
Stop calling me an alp.

That's not even me.

>> No.13155025

>>13155011

Why would she ever allow something like that to happen to me?

That's pretty much death of your personality and your physical appearance, with nary a trace of who you once were.

>> No.13155026

>>13155020
Don't get to concerned with logic. The fat fetishists think anything with realistic proportions is "anorexic".

>> No.13155031

>>13155025

Secret entities infiltrated a clinic and kidnapped you when you went to make a yearly routine blood test by yourself, then left you at your house's doorstep before your waifu got suspicious?

>> No.13155043

>>13154983
>Implying Polt gives a shit about harem antics.

>> No.13155052

>>13155031
Ahah! But I refuse to have blood tests done, so therefore it would be improbable for such a thing to happen to me.

>> No.13155053

>>13155043
exactly, that's why she's wonderful, if she wants a guy, she just gets in there, gives him a ring, and annihilates his pelvis. She can make herself appealing without being a tryhard.

>> No.13155068

>>13154968
>believing the chuuni's delusions

>> No.13155071

>>13154939
retardo pls leave

>> No.13155075

>>13154992
Given that obesity is specified by overall mass against height, you'd need tits each almost as big as your body to be obese from boobflesh alone.

>> No.13155078

>>13155075
...Which I actually have seen pictures of on this very website, on these very threads. My most... unpleasant experience was when some anon posted "Hey anon, it's time for the photoshoot" With a kitsune that was literally so disgustingly "healthy" that it made me feel sick. Her tits were past her belt.

>> No.13155090
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13155090

Titty foxes

>> No.13155091

>You turn on the news in MGC
>We now go live to Catrina reporting from the Cat Kingdom where moments ago a soon to be husband unleashed a wave of chaos leaving citizens mewing over bottles of spilt milk
>Thanks Tom. The scene here at happy cat dairy can only be described as a CATastrophe. Cait Siths are still trying get themselves clean after a man with a laser pointer incited mass panic that culminated with the toppling of several reservoirs of Holstaur milk that went pouring throughout the east side. Yes, you can truly say that a single husband can leave a sour taste in your mouth.
>Politicians here in the Cat Kingdom have called a commission to discuss the increasing threat that laser pointers have become and what can be done to prevent further damage
>Thanks Catrina, you know how to really milk a story.

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13155098

>>13155090

>> No.13155101

>>13155090
SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>13155098
ALSO THIS TO A LESSER EXTENT

>> No.13155103

>>13155091
That man is a hero and should be given medals for his act of courage.

Also Charon you're doing just fine.

>> No.13155104

>>13155091
>Charon writing the news
Dear god.

>> No.13155110
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>>13155090

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>>13155110

>> No.13155119

>>13155110
Fuck that's disgusting
0/10 would NTR

>> No.13155120

>>13155101
Seriously? That's perfectly acceptable in that style of artwork. Sure it'd look messed up on a real person, but frankly that'd be unnoticeable compared to the horrorshow that is their colossal heads with freakishly disproportionate facial features.

>> No.13155121

>>13155091
10/10 had a good laff

>> No.13155122

>>13155110
>Ahobaka
Nope

>> No.13155123

>>13154210
alternately
>One night she enters your dreams and finds you dreaming of her.
>She freaks and bails
>You approach her at school and drop a book about Lucid dreaming
>she spills spaghetti as you tell her you know she's been in your dreams and that there's only been one girl of your dreams and that's her.

>> No.13155131

>>13155098
>>13155090
>>13155110
>>13155116


All them foxy women.

They gonna get Kits

>> No.13155133

>>13155091
>Massive Rise of Laser Pointer Purchases After Catastrophy in Cat Kingdom

>What was thought to be the Cat Kingdom buying all the laser pointers around the world was recently confirmed to be a hoax, as pandamonium was rout in a local MGC when a group of men walked into a local bar called the Wet Pussy and caused chaos with nothing but laser pointers
>Government officials of the Cat Kingdom released a statement this morning, saying that the massive rise of laser pointer purchases is "A threat to the Cat Kingdom" and "Threaten the safety of our bristling kingdom"
>Two days earlier, news reporters reported of the recent Laser Pointer CATastrophy at a local milk bar in the Cat Kingdom. A day later, there was another laser pointer incident and one of the Cat Kingdom schools, where a boy, 18, entered the school with a laser pointer, wrecking chaos in the learning facility
>"These Laser terrorist must be brought down to justice" said the Mayor of a local all cat city in the Cat Kingdom. "They threaten the safety of our children, and our loved ones!"
>Government officials from across the world are now discussing how they can bring down and stop these "laser Terrorists" once and for all

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>>13155116

>> No.13155137

>>13154210
I like to imagine that Nightmares would be busy under the employ of Mamono to find out what their husbands are dreaming about/manipulate their dreams or manipulate the dreams of men they're interested in.

>> No.13155142

>>13155133

Laser Terrorists sounds like a nice synth band.

Also pump up the puns. Puns for the pun god. Jokes for the joke throne. Let the thread groan.

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>>13155110
>>13155116
Fuck that's disgusting
0/10 would NTR
>>13155120
That style of artwork is trash to me. I understand that fetishes are by definition illogical, but I prefer to hold my women to some standard of realism. I cannot picture some fat fuck like that in front of me.

It's also a gut thing-I feel instinctively revolted by art of that style. It conveys laziness, ignorance, stupidity, and it's just plain unattractive. To some, it might be attractive because it exaggerates desired features in women like DAT ASS, but to me DAT ASS does not appear to be DAT ASS, it appears to be DAT MOUND OF PURE LARD.
And nobody's going to make a song called "baby got lardass"

The closest thing to this I can think of that I still find attractive is exaggerated muscle. check out pic related. Real women simply don't have muscle like that; in most situations it's actually not possible because this closer mimics a man's muscle structure and not a woman's. But the muscle still limited to the point that I can see it's mounted on a female figure, and that said female has all the curves that a real women would.. So I can still find it attractive.

>> No.13155148

>>13155134
I don't trust that fox.

>> No.13155150

>>13155134
Oh yeah? And who's gonna pay for these stupid kids? You?

I didn't think so.

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>>13155116

>> No.13155161

>>13153835
Is there a kitsune end?

>> No.13155162

>>13155145
That's perfectly understandable anon. That's not what you're into and I respect that.

For me the litmus test of attractive is simply "can their spines bend that way". I am greatly disappointed at how many images fail to meet that criteria.

>> No.13155163

>>13155134
Sure.

How do you feel about dangerously untested pregnancy drugs that have as much a chance of popping out 15 kids as they do two?

>> No.13155173

>>13155162
Not him but "The chin test" works good for me for health limits. Like this sad creature.>>13155159 They took a five chin blob and stuck a loli head and shoulders on it. Just nasty.

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>>13155134
> "Hey, let's make babies!"

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What's your favorite type of Lamia if you have one?

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>>13155159

There's curvy, MILF, and chubby but that's plain old fat

>> No.13155181

>>13155177
My dick has no legs, so I guess it's my favorite Lamia

>> No.13155184

>>13155162
What do you mean by "can spines bend that way"?
Do you mean like the girls who are "skinny in the middle but she got mu-well actually her middle is an inch and the rest of her is four feet"

or

those pictures where a girl is practically bent at a right angle because "this show has no quality other than an art department, and we've got to show a pantyshot at literally every scene or people will lose interest"

>> No.13155186

>>13155137
Yes. A Nightmare running an Inception-style Business.

Been meaning to write that.

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Forever my favourite.

>> No.13155191

>>13155184

I mean "is she making twists and bends that would cause severe physical trauma to her spinal column, if not snap it in half".

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>>13155179
I assumed it was time to randomly throw out foxes.

>> No.13155193

>>13155145
I want to grate muh dick on those abs.

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>>13155177
Ones with literal snakeyes

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>>13155179
Sweater foxes are a gift from the gods

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>>13155191
So option two. I can see that. Not exactly a strict limitation, but whatev. It's all good.
>>13155193
That is a possibility.

>> No.13155201

>>13154071
fuck that, I'm choosing death

>> No.13155203

>>13155199
I want to suckle on that cameltoe.

>> No.13155208

>>13155201
But your monster gf is gonna be devastated after you die.

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>>13155192

I want to be smothered by those breasts

>> No.13155212

>>13155201
>>13155208
>What is mermaid blood

>> No.13155213

>>13155208
That's okay, I won't care by then.

>> No.13155225

>>13155212
Can't bother to find a mermaid who'd willingly give me some of her blood.

>> No.13155227

>>13155134
I'd rather keep my soul and liver.

>> No.13155232

>>13155142
this
>>13155133
wasn't me, but glad I inspired someone else to write a little more.

>This is Tom Katz and Catrina Knap reporting live a week after the happy cat dairy incident.
>As we've been reporting the smell of milk gone sour has reached the west side of the cat kingdom and many citizens having taken to the streets to protest the so called catknapping cait siths who have brought rebellious husbands with laser pointers to the city.
>"Meeww don't know who to trust anymyoore" says Calica Cat-tats as she nips her leg, "I mean this just cattails any trust we had for our leaders"
>Yes Tom, it seems the itty bitty kitties are purrusing their options of how to regain the public's confidence but for now it's only the husbands who have a cheshire's grin.

>> No.13155234

>>13155177
Shirohebi and maryliths

>> No.13155237

>>13155225
>Willingly

Fuck that, me and my waifu would kidnap a Mermaid, then kidnap a Human Boy. We'd have the Human Boy impregnate the Mermaid, hatch a bunch of Mermaid Lolis, get blood from them, and continue repeating.

And to keep the Human Boy and Mermaid alive we'd give them the blood too.

In short, we'd have eternal life.

>> No.13155239

>>13155187
Good taste.

>> No.13155241

>be human in a monster's world
>monsters married so many men and a great plague wiped out many more
>all alone
>there are no more humans, just gossip a bout women and the ropers and other parasites who hunt them
>there are no more women
>humanity left with a careless whisper and you're all that remains

>> No.13155242

>>13155241
You have my attention.

>> No.13155245

>>13154858
>Implying I don't become bros with the Vampire King while dating/looking after his rebellious daughter

>> No.13155248

>>13155232

Oh yes. Oh yes. This is exactly what I wanted. I can feel the cheesy warmth wash all over my body.

>> No.13155251

>>13155241

Would it be like Last Man on Earth where my house is fortified and the monsters are beating on the walls going "We're going to get in. We're going to get you, Frank!" ?

>> No.13155255

>>13155173

Now, that one isn't bad for me because of the face.

I don't care about the body (to a certain extent) if the face is good.

>> No.13155282

I want my waifu to dress up as a Nazi and punish me for being a filthy Jew! I'm not actually Jewish, and she's not white but chocolate, but Nazis are hot.

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>>13155232
>All these fucking cat puns
>Furry cat city
Aw shit. I just realized what the modern cat kingdom is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnvOEzxUyRI
Bring me chopper backup

>> No.13155286

>>13155133
There was a joke idea about a month ago, it involved a guy becoming a cyborg covered in laser pointers and spending his days messing with cat girls.

>> No.13155291

Your waifu has contracted an incurable illness, and will die withing a year. Before she becomes a shadow of her former self, she wants you to help her end her life, and makes you promise you'll find someone to love once she's gone. What would you do?

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>>13155282

>> No.13155300

>>13155241
How would you survive in such a world?

>> No.13155304

>>13155291
Yes.

Especially if she's suffering.

>> No.13155316

>>13155291
I couldn't. I simply couldn't. She is my happiness, to ever think of a world without her would be a nightmare in itself.

I'd gladly kill myself by her side, much rathering to live a short life cut before it's end then live it to its fullest extent without her. I love her too much, and I love every moment with her, no matter what it is or what she does to me. I've already lived years without her in my life, and I'm not ever going back to that.

>> No.13155318

>>13155232
>"It's Cats and Dogs" says Cat Kingdom Government Official After Bombing in Parliament Building

>Police and ambulance are in a flurry after what is assumed by the police as "A Laser terrorist" cat nip bombs a Parliament building in the Cat kingdom
>The "scent explosion" as HAZMAT units call it was set off in the main conference room, during a meeting with Government officials, and encompassed the building in nothing but cat nip
>Police say that the act of terrorism is "shocking" and "unprecedented". The bomb, which was said to have gone off during the early hours of the milk man, was not removed until 6pm
>300 people were harmed, 100 in critical condition. Locals are crying in outrage, saying that the police force "are doing nothing but chasing mice while ignoring the dog."
>'What most thought were simple alley cat pranks was now proven to be serious threats to our safety today" says surviving PM Katz Mi-Ow. "These Bio Laser terrorist must be brought down with force, Nya!"
>Police are asking for everyone to stay in their homes and are establishing a curfew in hopes to catch these Laser terrorists
>If you see any suspicious activity, or anyone carrying a small metallic rod, please call 1-888-NYA-MEOW

>> No.13155319

>>13155291
I'm a hyper coward, so I would probably not, unless she was suffering greatly. If it's something that would let her pass in her sleep, then I would ask to make the most of the time we had together.

>> No.13155320

>>13155300
You wouldn't.

>> No.13155323

>>13155318

1-888-NYA-MEOW

Well done anon. Well done indeed.

>> No.13155327

>>13155318
Oh my god these are simply adorable.

I would bully the cat kingdom all day every day.

>> No.13155332

>>13155316
But what if you have a daughteru?

>> No.13155335

>>13155291
I'll get a head start and find a new waifu ASAP. Nobody worth loving pulls that "promise me you'll find love again" crap. Maybe I'll hook up with her rival she always hated or her best friend or sister or niece or something.

So I won't be around when she needs the plug pulled. Because she'll already have been gotten over and forgotten, just like she wished.

>> No.13155336

>>13155327
If by bully, you mean release deadly nerve agents in its population centers. Then I'm totally with you.

>> No.13155341

>>13155291
Lich
I
C
H

>> No.13155342

>>13155251
>>13155300
not quite survival, since it would mostly be a fruitless life-long search for other humans, an endless wandering, and crushing loneliness.
Welcome to The End, whether you continue on your journey or marry a desperate monster and sire a daughter doomed to die alone means nothing.

>> No.13155344

>>13155335
Don't hate her anon, she just wanted you to be happy, and she couldn't do that herself anymore.

>> No.13155347

>>13155291
Nothing a Lich can't cure.

I wouldn't do it, I'd promise it if that makes her happy but I'd never fulfill it

>> No.13155350

>>13155336
>Catnip is deadly
I bet you think marijuana makes you into a hallucinating berserker.

>> No.13155351

>>13155341
Lich doctor can't help you here. The disease will ravage her body to the point reanimation is impossible. At most, you'd get an empty shell that just lays there.

>> No.13155352

>>13155291

End her suffering? Sure. But get someone new? I dunno about that.

>> No.13155354

>>13155291
>"Sorry sweetscale but you do know what kind of person i am before i met right?"
A few days after she dies, still has the pain in my heart i locked myself and opened "http://4chan.org" and lived the life i once lived, the ones i though i'd never go back to.

>> No.13155358

>>13155350
>Implying catnip laced with VX nerve gas isn't deadly.

>> No.13155359

>>13155304
>>13155319
You're good husbands.

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>>13155234
>You will never be friends with a chuuni Apophis who thinks she is the descendant of the legendary lamia warrior Marilith
>She will never join the Kendo club with you and dual-wield the practice swords while the Captain isn't looking
>And sometimes, while the Captain IS looking
>Which results in her being punished with 10 laps around the campus for the day

>> No.13155361

>>13155359
God no, I'd be a shit husband and an even worse father.

I just try to do what's right.

>> No.13155362

>>13155332
Oh God why did you have to bring up that possibility, that makes everything so much worse now

I can't abandon our Daughteru ever, but I also can't bear to live without my waifu. And a daughteru should have a strong mother figure to look up to and help raise her, what is she supposed to do? And she'll obviously need help coping with the loss of her mother, that'd be incredibly hard on a daughteru, but I can barely handle it myself. And my waifu cared and helped the family out so much, without her everything would just be

God, why did she have to die and get sick? It's not fair, I can't do this alone, but worse by Daughteru certainly can't do this alone. I don't know what to do, I just want things to go back to how they were, with all three of us smiling and happy together.

>> No.13155363

>>13155351
>To the point reanimation is impossible
You underestimate the powers of a Lich. Simply euthanize her as she wished, using magic to keep her body in a mostly static state, letting the disease starve and dissipate before using Necromancy to revive her as an Undead.

>>13155347
Liches are Heroes.

>> No.13155365

>>13155360

She's going to be so /fit/, so either way I'm getting a chick bro who has a similar hobby to mine and is dedicated to the club.

>> No.13155366

>>13155360
->Lamia doing laps

Is this cruel?

>> No.13155368

>>13155362
What is Necromancy.

But Necromancy is a pricy affair in truth. Those Liches gotta keep competitive to live in MGC, even with a variety of other services. So, here's the question, if you're a poorfag and need money to help foot a Revival Bill, would you whore yourself out to revive your waifu?

>> No.13155370

>>13155368
See >>13155351

>> No.13155371

>>13155363
You do know not all diseases die with the host?

>> No.13155372

>>13155366
Don't worry, she can slither the whole way.
Her abs are gonna be so fine afterwards.

>> No.13155374

>>13155371
True, but in that case, if the host body is dead, it's much easier to remove the still active disease.

Never underestimate the power of the Eternal. They've had lots of time to practice their craft.

>> No.13155375

>>13155362
What do anon? You have a life depending on you.

>> No.13155378

>>13155291
And then anon started his journey to bring his waifu back from death.

>> No.13155379

>>13155145
Girls can have muscle like that. I knew one chick who went sailing as a hobby, she had proper washboard abs while still having a very feminine figure overall.

On the other hand,
>realism
The eyes, mouth and nose in your image are impossibly deformed, and the tits are also far larger than would be pleasant on a real body - they're each the size her head would be, if that weren't also freakishly huge. But this is common as part of the stylization in anime, which is the only style I meant. However, her arms are hideously short t-rex style nubs, as well (and her right arm is longer than her left, going by where that elbow must be behind her hip - and either she has a popeye like forearm, or her upper arm suddenly bends outwards to let the two halves meet at the elbow) - your hands, fully extended against your sides, come to just above your knee while your elbow's midpoint sits just above your waist, and slightly below your bellybutton. The pictures you criticize as lazy show considerably better anatomy; for example in >>13155090
if you moved her arm to lie against her side rather than projecting out a little, the right elbow would be at bellybutton level - which considering her right shoulder is hunched up, is exactly correct. The other images also do a better job of foreshortening; the relative length of the torso does not work properly with the shadows or the apparent taper to her shoulders in your image. Fuck, the more I look, the more I see that's horribly wrong with that picture.

>> No.13155384

>>13155374
Lich can't cure, halt or transfer the disease. There will be nothing left to animate, even if she could bring back her soul. There's no getting out if losing the waifu. What do?

>> No.13155388

>>13155384
The solution is simple.


Dick the daughteru

>> No.13155391

>>13155384
So, there's no saving her body huh?
This is what Homunculi Clones are for. All the Lich would need is a sample of hair or such, and she could quite easily craft a new vessel for my waifu's soul.

>> No.13155395

>>13154318
Who's gauf, I feel like I should know him.

>> No.13155396

>>13155375
I don't know Anon, that's the whole point, I don't fucking know. She always made the decisions, she always took initiative, she always knew what to do, I just happily and loyally obeyed and followed her orders.

It's just not fucking fair, after so many years of lonliness, abuse, and pain, I finally get to be with someone who loves me and doesn't abuse, mock, or hate me. I finally get happiness, I finally get my fairy book ending with the best waifu, a nice house, and a perfect daughteru, and just like that my happiness is taken away. And I have to live with that emptiness and pain without her every day for the rest of my life. It's not fair to me, it's not fair to my daughteru, it's not fucking fair.

>> No.13155399

>>13155395

Flash in the pan greentexter who did a couple double route stories.

>> No.13155404

>>13155241
This is why monster girls shouldn't exist.

>> No.13155405

>>13155391
>sample if her hair
>part of her body
>which the disease has claimed

You can't cheat death.

>> No.13155407

>>13155391
And with that, we are back to >>13155368

>> No.13155411

>>13155368
Nobody, cause if I'm going to whore myself out I might as well just pick that person to be my new Waifu.

>> No.13155412

>>13155399
So it's an insult?
It feels like an insult.

>> No.13155417

>>13155372
Dayum

>> No.13155418

>>13155405
Even if her body can't be salvaged, the Lich could still easily separate what is disease and what is her when crafting her new body.

>>13155407
>Implying I don't know this
>Implying I don't have a savings fund put aside, just in case

>> No.13155424

>>13155388
I'm sure your waifu will smile down on you both.

>> No.13155426

>>13155396
I know how you feel because this is what probably will happen to me. If this were to happen to me i would just try my best to raise our daughteru the best way i can, i try to hide my depression when i'm around her.

>> No.13155427

>>13155412
Nah, the greentexts were pretty nice. I'd call it a compliment.

>> No.13155431

>Your waifu's face when she watches the video of a war veteran's GoPro cam where it records you dying in his arms as he desperately tries to stop the bleeding from a gunshot wound and keep you alive in the middle of an ambush during your last deployment

Well, Anons?

>> No.13155433

>>13155412
Think he just means that the styles are similar. And they kind of are.

I guess you could take overly long greentexting as an insult, but it's not meant that way.

>> No.13155435

>>13155388
daughteru already proactively dated her husband

>> No.13155437

>>13155431
Her weeping before cuddling all our daughtrus in a giant jinko pile of tears and fluff.

>> No.13155445

>>13155435
Ah, then I find love in helping them raise our grand daughterus.

Platonic love.

>> No.13155446

>>13155437
this
my jinko waifu would be devastated,as would all the cubs who were old enough to understand

>> No.13155449

>>13155427
k. If you say so.
BTW if anybody even still cares that kikimora story is coming soon.

>> No.13155451

>>13155431
She would storm in the enemy's camp/base.

>> No.13155452

>>13155418
Anon, even cliches are not all powerful. There us no saving the waifu. In death ,there are no exceptions, no mistakes, No escape. Now, choose: will you live alone and break your promise? Will you honor her last wish? Will you join her in death, even if you leave a daughter behind, if you have one? What. Will. You. Do? I wonder.

>> No.13155454

>>13155449
>Kikimora story
The blue ovaried one?

>> No.13155455

>>13155452
>Implying joining her in Undeath is not the correct path

>> No.13155457

>>13154109
God dammit, this might be really late, but psychedelic g2 made me love succubi.

>> No.13155458

>>13155431
>Hellhound waifu
She'll probably just move to the afterlife with me. She's a Hellhound.

>> No.13155459

>>13155435
Fuck off dick police kun. This ain't your show.

>> No.13155462

>>13155446
All daughterus are crying with mom.

Then the youngest two walk in.

>Mommy, when's daddy going to be back?

>Yeah mommy! We have an awesome blanket fort to show him!

>> No.13155464

>>13155455
Very well!

>> No.13155468

>>13155462
Anon no that hurts too much

>> No.13155469

>>13155294
>"Anon are you sure about this?"
>"I asked some people about these "not zees" and they all told me that they were really bad people"
Of course not! History is written by the victor, and the victor wrote their enemy as evil incarnate!
>"Are you sure?"
Yes, I am absolutely sure, Hitler did nothing wrong.
>"Well, okay I guess"
>[Nazi cosplay sex intensifies]
>Months later, Elf waifu is watching the news
>"Fucking Tanukis! Any time something bad happens, it's the fucking Tanukis that are involved somehow. Gas the Tanukis, race war now!"

>> No.13155472

>>13155464
Undeath is truly the answer.

>>13155462
>We have an awesome blanket pillow fort to show him!
M-Muh heart...

>> No.13155475

>>13155468
>>13155472




They have a tiny flag with the entire family on it.

Anon dad is in the middle of them all.

>> No.13155477

>>13155454
The one that comforts her NTR'd Anon.

>> No.13155478

>>13155472
Oh but, it's nit undeath, already told you that's off the table. No, it's the afterlife for you.

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>>13155437
>>13155462
Stop please

>> No.13155481

>>13155433
>Similar styles
Do you have any links to his work?
I'd like to look at them.

>> No.13155484

>>13155475
>>13155472
>>13155468
>>13155462
We Paschendale again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3UPfzGeN4

>> No.13155485

>>13155479
>>13155475
Too late.

>> No.13155493

>>13155396
>>13155426
>Anon tries to raise his daughteru to have as wonderful and happy a life as possible
>Does his best to hide how miserable and sad he really is because he loves his daughteru far more
>Years later, Daughteru is young adult
>Daughteru knows her father is secretly depressed, a fact she always considered, and felt was confirmed when she snuck around at night and saw her dad weeping, looking towards the empty space on the bed next to him
>Wishes she could find some way to help and bring her father's smile back
>And despite what her shit eating Chesire Friend keeps trying to encourage her to do with her shit eating grin, knows that Ving the Fatheru wouldn't solve anything, especially considering her father loved older women, hence her mother being a few years older and him marrying young

>> No.13155494

>>13155478
>Already told you off the table
Why?

>> No.13155496

>>13155493
CC Cake.

>> No.13155498

>>13155481
He did Wight Boss, Fatpophis, Double Dragon, and a few others. I don't know if anything ever got pastebinned

>> No.13155501

>>13155496
Fuck off Chesire, Fatherus are not for Ving

>> No.13155502

>>13155494
Because the whole point is dealing with loss.

>> No.13155506

>>13155498
Fatpophis was average

>> No.13155511

>>13155506
I forgot average has that terrible habit of double spacing every line of greentext as well.

>> No.13155513

>>13155506
I masturbated to the idea of Fatpophis.

>> No.13155517

>>13155502
And why is it that I can't deal it by simply not losing?

The means would be there, it's silly not to make use of them.

>> No.13155519

>>13155493
at least daughteru was raised right, knowing that not everything can be solved with fucking it.

>> No.13155520

>>13155513
...after she'd worked herself down to just a healthy chub, right?

>> No.13155521

>>13155506
Not sure how I feel about this.

>> No.13155525

>>13155513
Don't know whether to be honored or terrified.

I'll go with both.

>>13155511
Can't help it, sorry.

>> No.13155529

>>13155517
Because you can't always get what you want. This is one if those times. Stay in this world, or join your waifu in the next.

>> No.13155533

>>13155529
>You can't always get what you want.
Clearly you're not aware what it is people are here for.

There's absolutely no reason why, in a world possessed of such magic and the beings who use it, one wouldn't turn to using the Black Arts of Necromancy and Undeath if they so needed to.

Frankly, I'm not really one for such forced suffering.

>> No.13155540

>>13155501
No u.

>> No.13155544

>>13155521


Sorry if she kinda put you off, did for story reasons, mostly to show how out of it she had been.

>> No.13155548

>>13155540
>Chesire keeps getting shot down when she suggests her friend to V the fatheru
>Decides to take matters into her own hands
>Tells her single Mom that there happens to be a young lonely father with no wife just a few streets down
>Ara Ara Eating Grin as it floats down the road

>> No.13155550

>>13155533
The scenario provided should have let you know what game we're playing. You can opt out I suppose, but thems the rules.

>> No.13155553

>>13155533
Well the idea is that you go along with the spirit of the question rather than trying to subvert it. Saying "MAMANOMANA NOTHING HAPPENED" defeats the purpose of asking it. If you don't want to respond then don't, or if you don't like it just say so rather than try with all your might to invalidate it.

And if you're looking for a real reason then it was the Lich that did it all along!

>> No.13155554

So your waifu dies but tells you she wants you to find love again. After a long while you start to date again and eventually find someone you're interested in.

One day after she leaves you house for a visit your daughter tells you that she doesn't like her. What do you do?

>> No.13155555

>>13155554
Cut off relation.
Start a new one.

>> No.13155556

>>13155544
Not what I'm talking about. It seems average ran off with my idea.

>> No.13155560

>>13155554
Ask why, for starters. Try to find out. There's always a reason, even if it seems nonsensical.

>> No.13155562

>>13155554
Ask, why.

>> No.13155563

>>13155555
Wow.

>> No.13155566

>>13155550
The first scenario only said that it was inevitable she would die. Never really said anything against revival, undeath or necromancy.

>>13155553
>Spirit of the Question
Maybe so, but all the same, it asked what I'd do, and looking to an expert in Necromancy is what I'd do.
>Spoiler
That's actually a pretty good plot twist.

>>13155554
Listen to the Daughteru.

>> No.13155568

>>13155554
Have a talk about why she doesn't like her, then if it's for a reason like the woman I'm dating is an asshole to her I'll dump the bitch and find a better girlfriend.

>> No.13155570

>>13155554
>>13155560
What this anon said, ask her why and if she's got a legitimate reason then I stop dating her, but if its something like 'she's not mommy' then we go healing route.

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>>13155520
Th-The way he described the Fatpophis, with her bulging belly, gigantic breasts, how jiggly she was, and all that was just so fucking erotic, and imaging her and how comfy she'd be to fuck was amazing. I'm thinking of comissioning .less to draw her like he drew pic-related for someone else. 2D fat girls are wonderful.

>>13155525
Be honored, I don't normally masturbate to words.

>> No.13155574

>>13155548
This had better be leading to healing anon.

>> No.13155575

>>13155566
Was me telling anon that no lich could help not clear enough?

>> No.13155582

>>13155575
Just saying it seems pretty silly though.

>> No.13155583

>>13155573
I guess I will then.

>> No.13155587

>>13155582
People here sure seem to like that word.

>> No.13155592

>>13155573
I'm not into fatties but I cannot resist thigh highs. She's getting DESTROYED.

>> No.13155594

>>13155574
I have no continuation, I'm just throwing ideas out.

Where do you think it'd lead Anons?

>> No.13155595

>>13155573
She's getting impregnated.

>> No.13155603

>>13155573

That's a fat girl with everything above the collar bone transplanted from a skinny girl. It's just awful from any idea of anatomy.

>> No.13155608

>>13155603
Still looks cute.

Would you rather she had five chins?

>> No.13155622

>>13155554
Dick daughteru. There, problem solved. When we both die, I know have two wives who will bicker over me.

>> No.13155623

>>13155608
You should know something is very wrong when soft healthy girls half her weight are thicker in the face, arms and neck.

This abomination is as bad as all those shrunken head amazons.

>> No.13155626

>>13155594
Tender romance and healing.
Dead waifu smiling down on him from heaven.
Threeways in heaven when they all end up there.

>> No.13155633

>>13155626
What about the Cheshire's First Husband?

>> No.13155634

Does anyone even remember cook anon or revelanon?

>> No.13155636

>>13155379
No, female muscle structure is not like that of a man's. Sorry.

To summarize your style criticisms, you may recall me saying something along the lines of "holding my women to some standard of realism." Some standard. Not photo realism.

also, your second statement about that obese fox having "considerably better atonamy" is so absurdly stupid that I cannot parody it. You saing that her "right elbow" is "almost belly button level" Does not make her atomically correct. A human spine that thin would not eb able to hold breasts and hips of that size. The bone structure would be absurdly out of place- straight up birth-defect level. And every point you place to demerit the picture which I had offered is not only also applicable to yours-but also demerits yours further than mine. The sheer notion that someone could unironically say something like that is "atomically correct" or even NEAR atomically correct is absurd, ridiculous, stupid, and a bunch of other mean words.

TL;DR what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13155638

>>13155595
No. Fatties don't get babies.

>> No.13155639

>>13155634
I remember cook anon.

>> No.13155644

>>13155570
>>13155562
>>13155560
>>13155568

When you ask why she tells you about the recent string of deaths of men via eaten livers that occurred in a rather rapid succession than the norm.

Rumor has it however that that this person responsible has an accomplice who is helping pin-point where single men are living and although she has no proof she's convinced that the person you've been dating is this accomplice. She has a bad feeling about her she tells you.

>> No.13155646

>>13155633
If his daughteru believes in Ving the fatheru, he's probably in hell.
Watch out, opinions flying hot.

>> No.13155647

>>13155622
Wouldn't you rather they get along? Although, I see the appeal.

>> No.13155649

>>13155638
You can't stop me anon.

It will be a tender night of hand holding, cuddling, and missionary with the lights on.


All for the purposes of procreation.

>> No.13155653

>>13155634
>Does anyone remember somebody who was posting only two months ago

Can't say that's possible. Nope. Nuh uh. No way.

>> No.13155655

>>13155646
Woah those are indeed some hot-ass opinions anon. Careful you don't burn to death.

>> No.13155656

>>13155647
Oh no, they'd get along.Right after I push them both on the bed and go to town on them. I'm not even a maledom. I like femdom, but if I had to force them to take the lead only to get raped hard, I'd do it.

>> No.13155657

>>13155644
Oh fuck that shit.

Bitch is getting tossed out.
Swear to god if my kid is the accomplice

>> No.13155660

>>13155646
Dicking a legion of succubi daughterus he's sired down there. Good thinking.

>> No.13155663

>>13155660
Silly Anon that's the GOOD punishment.

No, First Chesire Husband is in a different place, where truly wicked men get their punishment.

>> No.13155669

>>13155644
Well if this is MGE land then I dump the other girl and pretend to now be fucking my daughter, at least until I can find somebody else.

>> No.13155672

>>13155656
I find this strange. Why would you not want to take the lead after you've been husbando'd? I like reverse rape, but am not submissive in the long run.

>> No.13155673

>>13155653
>>13155639
Alrighty then.
I may or may not go back and edit some minor stuff on revelanon before doing a new story involving Bastet being a cunt that gets btfo. If nobody had remembered I wasn't going to bother.

>> No.13155676

>>13155663
Truly the most terrifying punishment for sinners in all of the underworld.
A comedy club on eternal open mic night.
And Charon keeps hogging the mic forever.

>> No.13155680

>>13155673
Cool, looking for it

>> No.13155681

>>13155676
That doesn't sound horrible at all.

>> No.13155687

>>13155663
>Dicking the daughteru gets you sent to tartarus

I think you don't know how fond if keeping it in the family the Greek gods were. Hell, most gods.

>> No.13155688

>>13155672
>Why would you
Well that's just it man. It'd depend on you.
If you're the submissive type, you'll likely remain such. If you're more aggressive, chances are that once you're Husbando'd, your MG waifu would be happy to let you take the reigns, from time to time at the very least. Unless she's one of the normally out-right superdoms, Dark Elves, Manticores, Amazons, etc.

>> No.13155689

>>13155681
It's a punishment for sinners who hate puns. I guess for some it'd be paradise.

>> No.13155692

>>13155680
I am unsure of something though. So I'm establishing that certain gods have auras that can affect even the servants of other gods. Should these be able to affect other gods or just their servants?

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>> No.13155698

>>13155688
>Let me

Nigga I'm taking those reins right out of her hands and making her wear a horse bit

>> No.13155700

>>13155692
>spoiler

If they weakened them enough then I believe they could effect another god.

But it would require them to have been beaten almost to death/unconsciousness.

>> No.13155701

>>13155687
If 90% of all problems in Greek mythology were caused by Zeus' inability to keep it in his pants, would the Monstergirl version cause 90% of all problems by being unable to keep things out of her pants?
How many shotas has the monstergirl equivalent of Zeus raped? The numbers must be astronomical.

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13155705

Milk?

>> No.13155707

>>13155696
I want to princess carry her and watch her blush.
I also want her to fuck me while constantly making lewd puns, but that's neither here nor there.

>> No.13155711

>>13155687
I thought Chesire Fatheru was a horrible person who did shitty things, ergo the reason Chesire supported Ving the Fatheru was because she was biased against them

>> No.13155716

>>13155698
>Horse Play
Lewd.

>> No.13155737

>>13155594
>Ara Ara Cheshire arrives at anon's house
>She saw a man in the balcony stating into the night sky
>She Teleports beside him
>"Hi there!"
>A: "W-what, wait your the Cheshire from 11th."
>"Ara, so you do know me that saves us a lot of time. I heard your wife died"
>A: "Yup, she died 10 years ago. I tried my best to raise our daughter and i think i did a good job. I wonder what will Leena think?"
>"Wait did you just said Leena?"
>"Yes, what of it?"
>"Was she a dragon?"
>Anon shows Leena's picture
>The Cheshire seems shocked
>"So she died already, I can't believe that that stubborn dragon died early"
>A: "Do you know her?"
>"We go way back, but she left for college and we never saw each other ever since"

Please no bully this is my first time writing something

>> No.13155742

>>13155696
I want to help her sleep by fucking her till she passes out.
>>13155705
I want her to do the same to me.

>> No.13155746

>>13155700
http://pastebin.com/NR4bYxKv
thoughts on the changes?

>> No.13155750

>>13155636
Actually, the muscle structure is identical for both genders. The difference between men and women is in fat distribution and skeletal structure, and hormone levels tend to mean that in the absence of exercise, men have greater muscle definition, but the muscle -structure- is exactly the same. This is elementary biology.

Anatomical correctness in stylized artwork is determined following an understanding of the correct ratios of body parts, which follow remarkably precise rules in the human form - wrist to elbow, for instance, is one and a half hand lengths (wrist to fingertip). Shoddy artwork breaks these proportions, while skilled artwork plays with them. Even a cursory search for guides on the basics of drawing would educate you on this front, and most people are aware of some famous studies of the proportionality of the human form like Vitruvian Man. Your arguments also seem to make no sense - a spine that thin? In which picture can you see anyone's spine? They certainly all seem to be wider than the couple of inches a spine is at all points of their torsos. Unless you meant waist, in which case you might want to look up just how narrow that can get with women who make extensive use of corsets to reshape themselves. That literally causes some measure of deformity, by permanently rearranging some of the organs of the lower torso, but it is still perfectly possible to bear the weight of the upper body.

But then your abysmal spelling and grammar despite being on a machine that will have an integrated spellchecker means I suspect you might be underaged, or possibly just retarded.

>> No.13155774

To everyone who answered my question about their favorite bands. Don't worry I haven't forgotten, writing a short story based on those facts. Also it seems Dio won the top spot as 'anons favorite band'

>> No.13155792

So anons, would you go to a "Men's Night" at the Lonely Hearts Bar? One that's well known for being the place of choice for rejected and depressed MGs who can't get a guy?

>> No.13155794

>>13155792
Sure. As long as there's booze

>> No.13155796

>>13155688
>Dom elves

It just don't add up.

>Get caught by a Dark Elf raiding party and taken to their den
>The leader takes a liking to you, the men around you give you a sympathetic look
>That night, she has you tied up, standing, with your back to her
>She stars whipping you
>You grunt a little but are otherwise disinterested
>She whips you harder, trying to get a more honest reaction out if you
>After about ten minutes of this you ask if you can go, causing her to laugh
>She tells you you are her toy, and you'll only be let out if that room once you're broken
>Tell her to suit herself, but not before telling her to get the dungeon master, you wouldn't feel right having her grandmother working you over
>She goes to town
>Riding crops, hot wax, tickle torture, orgasm torture, breath play, beatings
>But it's ust not enough, you simply cannot care enough about your situation
>At her wits end , she actually asks how, why you just won't break
>And then you tell her the four words that bring her world tumbling down
>"I don't respect you"
>She stands awestruck for a minute, before She goes on a tirade about how she's a bug woman, and everyone fears and reveres her
>"Well, not me, you are simply not impressive, anyone can take, there is simply nothing special about you. Sorry."
>After a long silence, she leaves the room
>The next day you are told you are being released. You ask about the men captured with you, but few want to leave
>Poor bastards
>You are led outside by one of the guards and are surprised to see your tormentor there, bags at the ready
>She wants to come with you to try and understand the world as you do, not simply taking, but living in it as best you can
>Seems kinda hypocritical with all the shit she pulled, but hey, it's a start

>> No.13155797

>>13155794
Have fun anon.

Just be careful, the alchohol has a little something special in it.

Do you still want to try your luck?

>> No.13155798

>>13155792
No.

I hate drinking.

>> No.13155800

Humans that became gods taking on aspects of their followers, such as a god of satyrs gaining horns, yes or no?

>> No.13155802

>>13155701
>shotas

Going by myth, just one.

>> No.13155803

>>13155797
Anon. What part of sure did you not understand?
Do you not speak English? Can you not read English? Are you illiterate?
As long as there's booze, you've got my vote. And hell, I don't even drink much, but since it's a bar and there's no pizza, I have to go with the next best thing

>> No.13155804

>>13155802
Yeah...wasn't Zeus' general preference towards MILFs?

>> No.13155807

>>13155701
You know, the greek gods are a pretty accurate representation of what would happen if a human got infinite cosmic power.


They become a debauched, drunken dick who got into fights over the most trivial of things.

>> No.13155808

>>13155798
You, you, you...I don't like you.

>> No.13155809

>>13155804
Zeus' general preference was everything
It's got a hole? well look at that, it now has his spawn

>> No.13155811

>>13155796
>Dark Elf who desires to travel with a human whom she couldn't break
>See life as he does, trying to learn his viewpoint, and from where he draws his strength
I can dig it.

>> No.13155812

>>13155800
No.

>> No.13155815

>>13155804
Wakarimasen.

>> No.13155817

>>13155809
>It's got a hole?
Wasn't he known to cum on rocks, among other things?

>> No.13155823

>>13155808
Yeah guess what, fuck off I don't give a shit.

I hope it kills you.

>> No.13155826

>>13155817
Anon, look at it this way
OK, you know the sign that means everything is daijobu, right? The OK hand sign, with the three fingers and your pointer and your thumb creating a hole?
Guess what? Your hand's now pregnant with Zeus' spawn

>> No.13155832

>>13155711
Biased against who? And how can we know Cheshire fatheru was a shifty person, we didn't really see him

->inb4 absent father

Same problem mang, we don't know the whole story.

>> No.13155836

>>13155823
Hasn't for the last 19 years. Eat my hops straightedge.

>> No.13155840

>>13155803
Ok then.

>You don't remember what happened but the next morning you woke up in a small double bed with four silver tails draped across you and two red fox eyes staring into your own.

>"G-good morning," she whispered, two long canines flashing behind her lips.

Turns out her name is Song Ji-hyo and she's an albino kitsune.

Her figure is frail with small B-cups and a tiny butt with almost no thighs and she's quite skittish, ears flattening and tails fluffing up as soon as your voice raises the tiniest bit above normal speaking voice.

She was bullied back in high school due to her coloration which has caused her to be quite shy and self conscious about herself.

That said, she loves nothing more than to cuddle with you and you alone.

She tends to get pouty when other women talk to you, barring your parents and siblings.

Unless your nekomata sister is getting a little frisky or your gazer mother is just "checking up on her favorite little boy"

>> No.13155841

>>13155836
I hope your alcoholic ass hobbles into traffic.

>> No.13155845

>>13155840
She's getting all the cuddles.

>> No.13155846

>>13155840
Anon, you must be stalking me
This is perfection. This is too perfect. Excuse me while I look around my house a little bit

>> No.13155847

>>13155840
I want to pet her head.

>> No.13155849

>>13155792
Sure, I'm rather fond of rejects myself.
You tend to find interesting and genuine people amongst them.

Aside from all the people who are there because they're aspies or something, but they're easy to pick out..

>> No.13155850

>>13155792
I could use a drink, this weeks been a killer.

>> No.13155851

>>13155840
Anon please you can't just give me a perfect woman like that and expect me not to marry her.

>> No.13155856

>>13155851
You? He gave it to me you slimeball
Last I checked, I am me, and you sir are not me

>> No.13155857

Just dropping a smut story with a hellhound.

I have to make a huge warning, though. It's all futa-on-male.

http://pastebin.com/NwbnQGX3

>> No.13155860

>>13155856
I'll self-insert into what I want you alp.

>> No.13155863

>>13155823
Don't say shit like that Anon, look at Hank Williams and Buddy Holly. Even on his deathbed Hank couldn't forgive himself for saying to Buddy "I hope your plane crashes."

>> No.13155865

>>13155840
>that name

You are not fooling me kumiho.

>> No.13155867

>>13155863
>implying I would give a shit

I hate and don't know a single one of you, I wouldn't give two fucks if one of you died.

>> No.13155868

>>13155841
You're grumpy, have a drink.

>> No.13155872

>You are Anon, God of Revels, and you are getting sick of this manticores shit.
>She has spent the last 30 minutes or so bitching and whining that you didn't honor her party despite feeding off the energy of it.
>Of course as you explained when she walked in here, you didn't do rape parties and you certainly didn't define her raping a human womans husband as a party.
>As you're slowly sinking further and further into your chair an angel bursts into the room and shoves the manticore aside.
>You sit up, genuinely curious as to what would cause such a break in decorum.
>The angel pants for a moment or two, attempting to catch her breathe while your loyal servants, the satyrs, forcibly remove the manticore.
>Finally she stands upright and begins to speak, "God of Revels, another God has requested an audience with you."
>You're quite frankly surprised, rare was it that any of the gods decided to actually follow this odd bit of protocol.
>The collective lot of you usually came and went as you needed amongst the other God's realms and temples.
>After a moment of hesitation you respond to the young messenger, "And just who is requesting an audience?"
>She doesn't respond at first, taking a moment to collect and order her thoughts before answering, "Two goddesses, Set and a forgotten goddess, Baal."
>You carefully consider the requests, Hathor had hinting several times that Set wanted to meet you, but nobody had heard from Baal since her worshipers had abandoned her.
>"Allow them obth entrance, but tell Baal that I must meet with another before I can see her.", you say in your most commanding voice.
>As the angel turns to leave you extend your aura a bit, raising her lust significantly; her husband would be in for a wild time once she finished delivering your response.
Thoughts? It's not finished but I'm setting up an excuse for bastet to attack his realm and would like some feedback bbefore I continue

>> No.13155873

>>13155860
Buzz off you turbo alping baboon. She's mine

>> No.13155879

>>13155867
Ow the edge.

>> No.13155881

>>13155873
Well guess what, I'm already masturbating to the thought of her.

>> No.13155884

>>13155840
Good personality, bad body.

I'm conflicted.

>> No.13155890

>>13155879
Anon I know none of you and despise you for being some of the worst people I've met.

Not to mention I wouldn't even know if one of you faggots dies, so why would I care if you did?

>> No.13155891

>>13155849
>It was a pretty fun night, although you can't remember most of it.

>When you wake up your back in your room, sleeping on your. Except there's a heavy weight wrapped around you.

>A very heavy weight.

It's a blue scaled Medusa by the name of Samantha.

"Good morning hunk" she'd smile, nuzzling into your neck. "Last night was great....I mean...one sec."

She'd briefly lean over the bed and grab a piece a paper.

"For...someone...like you..." She'd then turn back to you with a look of confusion. "Did I say it right?"


Turns out that she's the worlds worst tsundere. When she was young she thought that guys liked girls who were tsun and, as such, tried to become the best tsun she could be.

Except she is awful at it.

She'll always compliment you on the nice things you do, is willing to say how much she loves you, and will help you out whenever she can. Although she will follow this with a slowly read "not...that...I...wanted...too"

If she even remembers to be tsun.


She's got impressive double Ds and will sometimes hug her tail like a body pillow, although her hips aren't as impressive as most lamia.

>> No.13155896

>>13155872
He gives shelter to Baal whom Bassett has an old grudge against, begging fighty time?

>> No.13155897

>>13155891
>Is persistent at being a terrible version of my least favorite personality
At least I can break that annoying habit and get a quality waifu out of it.

Gonna get cuddled the fuck out of though.

>> No.13155901

>>13155896
Nah it's going to be that sekhmet and bastet are not on good terms and bastet was just looking for an excuse to invade him, wreck his shit and take his realm as her own because cats.

>> No.13155907

>>13155840
>>13155891
Damn maybe I should go there, do they have any nonalcoholic totally not drugged drinks though?

>> No.13155908

>>13155891
>Fake tsundere
Yes. The best kind.

>> No.13155911

>>13155792
Hrm...sure! Could be interesting, being on that side of the coin. Get hit on by desperate girls, laugh at the really awful ones, maybe find a diamond in the rough, who knows?

>> No.13155913
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>>13155891
Oh shit, she's adorable.

>> No.13155916

>>13155792
Why the fuck not, better than actually working on my story so I can update it soon.

>> No.13155918

>>13155867
Okay Anon you can go litsen to your linkin park albums somewhere else.

>> No.13155926

>>13155891
Reminds me of that Succubutt that went to an art class instead of having NTR gangbangs like she said. Someone should write that already.

>> No.13155932

>>13155792

Bars aren't really my thing but maybe I'll go to check things out

>> No.13155934

>>13155918
Alright anon, I hope that shit kills your kidneys you fucking drunk.

>> No.13155935

Hey, hey, anons! Read this if you wanna get pissed off! Because I know it'll trigger your autism. Unless by saying this, I've convinced you not to get mad no matter what is written. That's happened.

>Be Anon
>You're a pretty cool guy, y'know?
>On a medieval adventure, with a full and balanced party of fellow adventurers!
>Some of them human, some MGs, some in relationships, some single
>Even your own MG Waifu!
>You're very deeply in love of course, as she is with you
>Your days are happy beyond compare, going on a journey across the land, having epic adventures and doing all kinds of quests with your waifu and friends

>Then, one day, it all comes crashing down
>You took an arrow. No, not to the knee. Straight through your heart.
>You were battling against a marauding group of bandits near a cliff, and the momentum sends you hurtling over the edge
>You briefly lock eyes with your waifu, seeing her eyes widen in shock, before you disappear over the cliff
>The last thing you hear is your MG Waifu's scream of absolute despair, and the water below splashing as it consumes your body
>Your waifu doesn't stop crying in her tent at night for days

>You feel your body sink under the water, carried along by the current
>You feel your soul part from it, washed away on a wholely different current
>But then, somehow, you feel yourself surface
>You know you're not dead. It's a matter of instinct. You're not in the next world, you are in the very same one you've always been in, pulling yourself up on shore
>Something's different though...you're not dead...but you're not alive either
>You're Undead!
>But wait, you're not an Incubus!
>No, somehow, you've become a female, undead Monster Girl!
>And yet you retain your memories
>You know you WERE male
>You know you loved a woman
>You know you STILL love a woman.


What do?

>> No.13155938

>>13155850
>Your head hurts a little when you wake up in a lavish bed fit for a queen, the past evening little more than a blur.

>Silently hope that you didn't get ruffied again when the door opens.



"Morning," a large oomukade says, her voice devoid of emotion "want some breakfast?"

Her name is Tina and she is quite heavy because she is built like a goddamn tank. Her biceps outshine any ogre, her pecs and back are more muscled than any oni you've seen, and her stomach is a fine six pack worthy of any minotaur.

Turns out she's the founder of "Mountain o' Muscle's", a wildly successful gym that's made her a millionaire, although a tunki she named CEO runs most of the actual business.

She's taller/longer than your average oomukade and is very quite, although she will always greet you in the morning with scrambled eggs, bacon, and juice.

She'll take you along with her on business trips and will help you get fit if you want but, as stated, she's very quite.

When she does speak its usually in a whisper and she tends not to use many words.

That said, she shows her affection with physical actions, wrapping her lower body around your waist or leaning on you when watching a movie.

She also blushes very easily, one head pat and it will look like her face got sun burned.

>> No.13155948

>>13155907
They have non-alchoholic drinks if you wish anon.

They also have much lighter version for any alices or sabbath members that show up.

>> No.13155949

>>13155792
Eh, I guess.

Sucks that I get drunk in like one glass

>> No.13155950

>>13155792
I'm not much for drinking, but one or two couldn't hurt.

>> No.13155954

>>13155792
i finally feel better after having the flu, I could use a drink.

>> No.13155961

>>13155935
Find my waifu and hear what she has to say.

>> No.13155962

>>13155938
Muscles aren't really my thing, but I do love giving out head pats. Will she watch cheesy horror movies?

>> No.13155964

>>13155857
It's good, but I'm surprised that the thread hasn't made a shitstorm about it given its... tendencies.

>> No.13155965

>>13155962
Sure, she spooks easily though.

Watch out for those tight hugs of hers.

>> No.13155966

>>13155792
A round of drinks for the house! Cheers!

>> No.13155969

>>13155961
She doesn't care that you're a girl now, and is just overjoyed to have you back. She'll cry all night again, out of joy as she cuddles your chilly body to her warmth.

>> No.13155970

>>13155935
What type of undead am I?

And I go out and find my Dragon Waifu. We're gonna work through this somehow.

>> No.13155971

>>13154318
>We should send the writefags to a psychologist
What's this noise?

>> No.13155972

>>13155935
I'm sligthtly triggered.

>> No.13155976

>>13155965
Would you say She's the girl with the guns?

>> No.13155977

>>13155934
>implying you know shit about my life
Fuck you man, I've been sober for the past five years. I'm calling you out on being an insufferable little bitch.

>> No.13155978

>>13155970
Just a basic Zombie. How close you are to Wightdom may vary depending on your particular abilities.

Maybe a Ghoul if you were particularly bloodthirsty.

Maybe a Lich if you were a Mage.

>> No.13155979
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>>13155938
I would a Tina

>> No.13155981

>>13155964
Without a name attached they have no one to call out.

>> No.13155983

>>13155977
Whatever you say, how's dealing with Alcoholism?

>> No.13155985

>>13155964
I'm pretty sure everybody was trying to avoid it for the sake of the thread.

>> No.13155989

>>13155979
>Oomukade in a t-shirt
Please tell me it's his and not hers.

>> No.13155990

>>13155935
>soulless
>but retained memories

Immersion broken.

>> No.13155994

>>13155792
I love to drink with friends, but I have super shit tolerance. I would probably meet a terrible fate.

>> No.13155995

>>13155990
The implication being that your soul floated back to your body, rather than passing on.

>> No.13155996

>>13155977
Anon it's okay don't worry about that other guy. He's probably just a 14 year old kid upset because his mom took away his xbox because he called her a cunt.

>> No.13155997

>>13155969
Then tell her next that i plan to find a man and turn to a Wight immediately a mere zombie will never stand side by side to a glorious dragon.

>> No.13156001

>>13155911
>You awake in your bed headache free, the gods of alchohol and debauchery smiling upon you.

>As you rise from the bed you notice a chocolate arm resting on your chest.



"Jus- gimme five minutes" a voice lazily says.

Your partner from last night appears to be a slightly heavy apsara by the name of Priya, although she wears it well.

She's got ample E-cups and wide hips that beg for children, although she has a small layer of chub on her stomach.

It seems that she lost her legs a couple years ago in a freak accident involving cab driver, a trash compactor, and a ham sandwich which, sadely, has prevent any magic or science from giving her new ones.

Although she's lost her legs she hasn't lost her spirit, teaching dancing to all girls (and the occasional guy) who walk through her doors.

Even if she can no longer dance, it seems that the music still hasn't left her, if you sneak up on her then you can see her humming and swaying in her wheelchair.

She loves to sit in your lap and carrying her will get her heart a flutter and make her stutter.

If you ever want to surprise her though, pick her up one day and dance a small waltz with her.

Nothing would make her happier.

>> No.13156003

>>13155997
What if she tells you she doesn't want to share her precious treasure?

>> No.13156004

>>13155989
Of course.

>> No.13156007

>>13155857
Why the fuck are you posting it here to begin with, faggot.

>> No.13156010

>>13156001
I'm not generally one for heavier girls...but still, I am intrigued. She sounds cute in her own way.

If you ever want to surprise her though, pick her up one day and dance a small waltz with her.

Nothing would make her happier.

Guess I'd better take to the gym and learn to LIFT.

>> No.13156018

>>13155792
I could go but I don't drink so unless they drug me I don't know how are they going to get me.

>> No.13156022

>>13155995
Simply separating would not make an undead, and if the soul returned, you would not transform. Plus, you'd have to be infused with DE which would make a skeleton, as zombies can't rise from male corpses. The entire thing is stupid.

And fuck off yurishit.

>> No.13156025

>>13155978
>Zombie
A-Am I stupid now? I probably look terrible, I'd be terrified to meet my waifu looking and sounding like a wreck. If I could, I'd stick to sending her letters letting her know I was alive, but due to unfortunate circumstances couldn't see her in person, but that I still loved her and I hoped she loved me.

I'd then keep sending her letters every night because I miss her while I work to achieve Wight-dom, because like hell I'm gonna be a dingy Zombie for my Dragon Waifu. The other Anon had the wight idea, if you have to be a Monster Girl, better be a top tier one.

Then once I achieve Wight-dom I finally tell my waifu I will meet here and that, while I've changed, I hope she'll still accept me and not hate me.

Do I not get NTRed?

>> No.13156029

>>13155792
Sure, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're gonna get one that's packed with Girtablilu venom and all that.

>> No.13156030

>>13156003
>"But i just want to stand as somebody more or less equal to you, because i could never stand as your husband again, but if you're really fine with the way i am now then i will never bring this up again.

>> No.13156033

>>13156010
I could probably hook you up with a membership to Mountain o' Muscle's.

>> No.13156036

>>13156022
Well, I was expecting this reaction.
Kind of surprised just one person gave it.

>>13156025
>Do I not get NTRed?
That depends. Dragons are not fond of sharing. How do you explain to your waifu all the dicks you sucked to achieve a form "Worthy" of her?

>>13156030
>"You're my treasure now, as you ever have been, and I'm never, ever letting you go again."

>> No.13156038

>>13156007
He likely knows there are people here into that stuff.

>> No.13156040

>>13155792
Sure, assuming they have a decent rum&cola.
You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a decent rum&cola in my area.

>> No.13156042

>>13156040
Rum & Cola just makes me think about Succubi now.

>> No.13156043
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13156043

S'all good, man.

>> No.13156044

>>13156042
That's an odd connection to make. Explain
I swear to god if I get a succubus because of this.

>> No.13156048

>>13156038
He could just post it in the IRC, since all the dick-lovers are already there.

By posting it here proves that he's a faggot wanting to start shit or a newfag.

>> No.13156049

>>13156044
The video game, Catherine, where you wind up in a Nightmare of Life or Death after an affair with a Succubus.

The reason I make the connection is that every night you, the MC, and your friends hang out at a bar, and you have the option of knocking back several varieties of drinks, one of which that I always had being a Rum & Cola. Game also had a number of historical facts to go with the drink, just for fun.

>> No.13156053

>>13156049
Oh shit, the blonde Catherine was a succubus?

>> No.13156054

>>13156036
Wait you have to suck dick to be a Wight? I didn't know that. Oh fuck, at that point I'd probably just break down and cry in her shoulders for being a failure. I can't even be a Monster Girl Wight.

>> No.13156056

>>13156048
It's obviously the former. Which is why nobody bit his bait until now. Either ignored or reported.

>> No.13156057

>>13155916

>Bed is love...bed is life...

>When you woke up that morning, you feel like you could take on the world.

>Standing up from an unfamiliar bed, and your body running on auto pilot, you open up a closet to see guns.


>LOTS of guns.



"Oh! Onii-chan's awake!"

It seems that you've woken up in the bed of the dreaded "Desert Rose" herself, an Alice by the name of, unsurprisingly, Alice.

An infamous, if mysterious, mercenary, she's wandered the fields of over a hundred battles and made more money than anyone person could handle.

From hostage rescues to disarming a nuclear bomb with nothing more than a tooth pick and a season 5 DVD of the Price is Right, she's seen it all. Her name is still whispered with fear to this day and governments all over the world all wonder who this tiny girl in a blue dress was.

She's retired though, working at a gun-store she and hosting classes for those who come in.

To better hide herself in her new life, she managed to get a piece of CC cake from wonderland, giving her a body that just won't quit, with a toned stomach, C-cup breasts, and a pert butt that begs to be slapped, although she has her fair share of scars.

This trip to wonderland fixed her memory but, sadly, has caused her to remember all of the things she's done, her alice magic blocking out some of the darker bits.

Her personality is cynical and a bit tired, her past life weighing heavily upon her, but around you the memories seem less painful.

Nothing would make her happier than kids and don't worry about her old life coming back to haunt her, should anyone find out who she is and kidnap you, she's going to put her skills too use and save you in an action-packed adventure.

She also love's hand holding.

>> No.13156059

>>13156054
To be a Wight from being a zombie you basically need lots and lots of mana.

>> No.13156060

>>13156054
Well, generally you need mana to level up from Zombie to Wight, so...

She'd pat your back as you cried, reassuring you you're still her treasure.

>> No.13156062

>>13156056
>clear statement of what it is
>bait

I don't get you people sometimes.

>> No.13156063

>>13156057
>CC Alice who is a former Tactical Operator who Operated Tactically
>Toned as shit with battle scars
>Runs a gun store
>Wants kids and cuddles

Muh Dick.

>> No.13156064

>>13156053
You somehow missed that part? Were you too busy wondering why the main villains was Stan Lee?

>> No.13156066

>>13156053
...Spoilers?

But yes, she is.
If you go all the way and get her "Chaos" Best End, then you wind up becoming an Incubus who rules over Hell, with Catherine and a harem of other Succubi fawning over you night and day.

>> No.13156067

>>13156064
Only ever played the Demo, never got the full game.
Stan Lee? That game was on drugs dude, so I'm not even really that surprised.

>> No.13156068

>>13156062
>Posting something in here that maybe 6 people in 150 will like
>That the others will hate vehemently
>When the 6 people that would like it are in IRC anyway
>Not bait

Either an egregious amount of self-importance and stupidity or bait.

>> No.13156069

>>13156054
>>13156059
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
>>>/rk9/

>> No.13156070

>>13156067
Not literally Stan Lee, just someone who really, really looks like him and you wouldn't have expected to be a villain in the first place.

>> No.13156072

>>13156068
I get the feeling it was posted for the six who'd like it and not you.

Just a hunch.

>> No.13156073

>>13156066
Oh no! That is awful!

>> No.13156076
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13156076

I want to get drunk with a musclefat Purple Oni at a Hot Springs somewhere!

>> No.13156077

>>13156072
I like the part where you both ignored my point and fail to understand what a target audience is. That's how you proved you're baiting.

>> No.13156081

>>13156076
And I want to play Spyro 3 but I don't want to do the escort mission with the Kangaroo. We can't all have what we want, anon.

>> No.13156082

>>13156070
Oh, alright.
>>13156066
So in the "Good" end do you just end up getting married to glasses girl?

>> No.13156084

>>13156082
>glasses girl
Katherine. You should remember her name you cheating bastard.

>> No.13156085

>>13155792
Hope I'm not too late to join in, worked late.

>> No.13156087

>>13156084
It was a joke anon, calm down you straight laced bastard.

>> No.13156088

>>13156087
>straight laced
Don't even know what that means, but I'll take it as a bloody insult. The glove is dropped, good sir.

>> No.13156089

>>13156082
Pretty much, you have a very nice wedding.

Then there's true FREEDOM ending
You make the final boss fork over all his money so you can bet it all on women's wrestling so you can get a trip into space

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>>13156076
All dat sake fat.

Straight to an Oni's thighs.

>> No.13156094

>>13156081
Do it faggot. Be a man.

>> No.13156095

>>13155932

>The alchohol have burned though your system, you wake up with a fogged mind in a fairly girly room.

>It's filled with pink blankets, pink pillows, and pink stuffed animals.

>And, sleeping next to you in bed is

Red Oni by the name of Agatha.

She's easily seven feet tall and has the natural muscle that Onis are known for. Her chest is surprisingly "small", only a D-cup, and her hips and butt are respectable.

It seems that she's the chief of police and, after a long, tiring day of dealing with shota kidnappings, an insane hathor worshiper, and a cult of mice who worship some sort of catman, she wants nothing more than to unwind with slow, tender sex.

Despite her seemingly strict and disciplinarian personality, she's a ball of putty in your hand who loves nothing more than for you to take the lead in bed. She's a girly girl with you who loves to dress up and go out to fancy places with you.

Just don't let the girls down at the precinct know about this, she may try and pout you to death.

>> No.13156098

>>13156094
BUT IT SUCKS!
I never thought I'd say that about anything in Spyro 3, but that one really does suck. The fucking little retards and their bombs walking into every fucking thing...
Hate. Let me tell you about hate...

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>>13156088
You'll have to get through my guard dog and attack bird first!

>> No.13156101

>>13156098
HATE! FOR YOU! HATE! HATE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk

>> No.13156102

>>13156100
Haha! You sir, are no gentleman, but a coward!
>>13156098
>>13156101
Trouble with the trolley, eh?

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>>13156095
>Only a D-cup.

I don't believe it.

>> No.13156106

>>13156102
Allied Mastercomputer MG when?
Did I cross the line?

>> No.13156109

>>13156082
Catherine has 8 Endings.
The "Bad" Ends, where you get nothing but your life, and no girl, a variation for either girl where you confess to them, only to be rejected.
The "Neutral" or "Freedom" Good and Best Ends, where you get neither girl. However, unlike the bad ends, this comes from a personal choice. Betting on a female wrestler, you either lose and life goes on, or win and wind up going on a trip through outer space.
Then there's the "Chaos" or "Cheater" Route, for Catherine, where they live in an apartment in the Underworld in the "Good" end, and later upgrade to Vincent being the ruler of the Underworld with a whole harem in the "Best" End.
And finally, Katherine's "Order" or "Lovers" route, where you live in an apartment still in the mortal realm with her, planning your wedding in the "Good" End, and then later do get married happily in the "Best" End.

>> No.13156110

>>13156106
Not until she is infected by Succuvirus.

>> No.13156111

>>13156106
Yes.

AM brings nothing good, no matter what.

>> No.13156115

>>13156111
AM gave you canned goods when you were hungry, you ingrate.

>> No.13156117

>>13156115
He also destroyed everything else you monkey fucker.

>> No.13156118

>>13156076

I want to follow the fragrance of a Kejourou's hair who'll lead me into her house for some small conversation and then when she escorts me outside the red-light district, teasing me that someone like me shouldn't be around this place unless I want someone to "snatch you up", parting with a wink.

>> No.13156120

>>13153793
Not him, but the original him, and it's not about silencing you. It's about getting you to admit that you're full of shit, you edgemaster. Who actively argues so hard against being loved?

>> No.13156121

>>13156117
To quote the 2nd Best Dracula, "they had it coming".

>> No.13156122

>>13156115
And then threw you into a sea of razor blades after you finished eating.

>> No.13156124

>>13156121
Would that second best Dracula be Vlad "Trashing-the-Turks and Krackin' Kebab" Tepes?

>> No.13156126

>>13156124
Leslie Nielsen, anon.

>> No.13156127

>>13156120
>Replying to a 10 hour old post
Anon, the fuck're you doin'?

>> No.13156129
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>>13156118
>That embarrassing moment when an Oni catches you mirin'.

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>>13156129
What's embarrassing about it? I'm always mirin'.

>> No.13156137

>>13156134
Dem long, hard, horns

I like it.

>> No.13156144

>>13156048
wait mgg has an IRC?

>> No.13156145
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13156145

If your waifu had a Radio Show, what would it be about?

>> No.13156148

>>13156120
>Monsters such as bubble slime and girtablilu who make you addicted to them
>Sabbath and their pedoshit overwrite
>Dark elves keeping you locked up in ther rape dungeons
>The rest

Raping/mindbreaking/overwriting someone into loving you is not love you piece of shit. Not all cases are that extreme but you are insane if that is your definition of love and the EnD justify the means for you this way.

' It's okay you were ripped from your family to be some monster's husband cause she love's you"

"It's fine for krakens to sink ships and and throw the lives of God knows how many people into chaos because she did it out of love"

Fuck you.

>> No.13156149

>>13156144

It has three

>> No.13156152

>>13156145
>Fuck you Texas yeah and fuck the Lone Star State!

>> No.13156153

>>13156145
>Mantis

I dunno, hunting?

>> No.13156156

>>13156144
#Monstergirls on Rizon.

>> No.13156158

>>13156149
What are they?
>>13156156
I thought that one was for the MG Collection in particular

>> No.13156159

>>13156145
Raiderz in da Mist, the toughest, most hardcore broadcast about Dragons in da hood imaginable, describing the toil of a Dragon's life when paladins are patrolling, they hatin'.
Also discussions about what kind of drapes or furniture you should get for your Lair.
Mostly what kind of drapes or furniture you should get for your Lair.

>> No.13156160

>>13155949
>Your rest is uncomfortable and your back is still when you wake up.

>It's dark out, so dark that you can barely see a thing.

>Although that is solved fairly quickly when you try and sit up, smacking your head on hard stone.

>For a brief second you think that you've been buried alive and, as such, you start shouting for help.



As you do so, you hear another scream next to you as a pale skinned woman with a body fit for a model, a perfect hourglass figure of E-cup breasts and ample hips, although her long, lilac hair is suffering a bad case of bed head.

Her name is Mara and she is a lich from the oldest days, her former horde "living" and working inside modest "crypt" (it's more like a mansion).

It seems that when she turned from wizened necromancer to powerful lich all those years ago she made a small mistake in the summoning, rewriting much of her non-necromantic spell knowledge.

This results in her spells of invisibility only working on clothes, her conjured food consisting solely of hotwings, and her fireballs just being giant balls of water that explode on contact and taste like lemon Gatorade.

Not that this seems to get her down, it seems that spending her death as a dreary, boring, uptight girl didn't appeal to her.

She's as cheerful as any goblin and almost as ditsy, her spells causing more havoc then help. Luckily that's why her army of skeleton girls are they, cleaning up the mess their master makes.

Don't mistake her airheadedness for stupidity though, despite her spells being mixed up, few folks know more about magic than her so she works at the local college as an arcane studies teacher, when she isn't holding parties.

She'd also be willing to teach you magic as well, although she'd want you to "Charge up my love batteries" as she likes to say.

She's also super short, standing a mere five feet, making folks wonder if she was a goblin in a past life.

Although she still doesn't care, she's a lich now!

>> No.13156161

>>13156145
Some Wolf Girl with a thick Texas accent who rolls around in a pile of beer cans when she's angry while yelling about how she's not a rapist and she's a melting pot of friendship.

>> No.13156166

>>13156160
Alright guys, that's the one was last call for the night.

I need to sleep.


See you all tomorrow and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.13156167

>>13156160
>Lich
>Bubbly

Fuck everything.

>> No.13156168

>>13156158
It used to be linked off of there.

Then ELH and LDR had their little spat, so she took it off, and made her own. Just drop the s.
There's also Bob's secret club.

>> No.13156169

>>13156159
Oh no, not more suburban Dragon Girls who act 'gangsta'.

I loved that though.

>> No.13156170

>>13156166
I'm gonna burn this thread down just to spite you motherfucker.

>> No.13156171

>>13156145
>Pharoah
All day all night religious service for Rha, Horus, and Osiris.
Every three hour period Egyptian trance is played for meditation purposes.

>> No.13156172

>>13156169
She's a Black Dragon, at that. She's keeping it real.

>> No.13156174

>>13156170
Why you gotta be like this anon?

>>13156167
It's called "Lonely Hearts" for a reason anon.

Besides, what's she got to be sad about (other than a lack of a husband)?

>> No.13156176

>>13156145

>I am now officially declaring myself the king of 10-year-old Alp ass.

"AHH YOU FREAKIN', GOD DAMN IT YOU AUDIO SPLICERS!!!"

*CANS.WAV*

>> No.13156178

>>13156168
Is there any real difference between the three?

Aside from the whole Bob thing obviously.

>> No.13156179

>>13156166
>I was the next one and also missed the bubbly Lich by 20 seconds.
Fingers, why did you fail me.

Goodnight, friend.

>> No.13156182

>>13156176
>>13156152
>>13156161
Now I gotta go and watch those old videos, fucking hell.

Does that dude still do his show, or did he get trolled off the air?

>> No.13156183

>>13156178
just from my initial look, LDR's is dead as disco and ELHs is populated

>> No.13156184

>>13156178
ELH's is mostly normal, LDR's is dead to the extent of my knowledge, and Bob's secret club is Bob's secret club.

>> No.13156185

>>13156174
Oh she about to be sad about me leaving her.

Goddamn hate liches and bubbly people.

>> No.13156187

>>13156127
Coming back to a conversation I left before heading into the city. fuck was it really 10 hours from here? Felt like less.

>>13156148
Anon all of those are just agendas. And even if
>Raping/mindbreaking/overwriting someone into loving you is not love you piece of shit.
Is true, that just means that your love for them isn't genuine. And raping doesn't count here because it's like a handshake for them. I'm talking when they finally identify their husbando, just because they had to mindbreak you to get you doesn't mean that they don't love you. Means they love you more, really. So much love it's scary. Like, yandere fearboner scary.

And no one is excusing the actions they take in the name of love, I'm just saying that they do genuinely love you and only you. Why else bother mindbreaking a man when there's a slut down the street? Cause it's you, anon.

>> No.13156188

>>13156182

Yeah, he finally called it quits. Had a final episode where he told everyone he couldn't take it anymore. Fun for a while, but caused too much stress in the end if I remember right.

>> No.13156189

>>13156168
what makes bob's secret club secret?

other than secret dicks

>> No.13156192

>>13156161
>"Hey, why don't you get in my tub, and we'll have a four-way with Bob and Cait-Sith. It'll be totally legit! Oh my"
>"YOU GOD DAMN YURI BITCH I'M SICK OF YOU-"
>cans.wav
>"ONE MORE! ONE MORE CALL IT BETTER HAVE SOME GOD DAMN SUBSTANCE! 069, Radio GOD DAMN graffiti."
>"To all you assholes who say that I'm a Tanuki, hey, it's the truth!"
>"JESUS CHRIST SON OF A"

>> No.13156193

>>13156184
>Bob's secret club
Where's it anyway? Is it actually 'secret', i.e. passworded?

>> No.13156194

>>13156179
Night Anon,

And don't worry, looks like she's still free

If >>13156185 is anything to go by

>> No.13156195

>>13156189
The fact that he only wants people whom he personally invites to go there.

>> No.13156198

>>13156192
It's amazing to think that he provided so much entertainment for years.

>> No.13156201

>>13156193
You need to learn the secret handshake. It involves cat dick.

>> No.13156206

>>13156192
>>13156161
>>13156176
Gotta build more pylons

>> No.13156207

>>13156201
Going into Tailpussy.

>> No.13156209

>>13156206
Acquire more minerals. Jesus Christ, Marie.

>> No.13156210

>>13156209
GODDAMMIT ENGINEER

>> No.13156211

>>13156210
Engineer?

>> No.13156214

>>13156211
A character he made later in the series that he tried to blame for letting through prank callers.

When he got drunk he would randomly switch between personas and ramble incoherently.

>> No.13156216

Wonder what would happen if i made a fairy chug a gallon of holstaur milk

>> No.13156217

>>13156211
The Engineer is a Wurm who occasionally takes over the broadcast to play some racist music and mumble into the Mic.

>> No.13156218

>>13156187
>they don't understand our viewpoint so it doesn't count

Gonna have to do a lot fucking better than that. Or don't, the very fact that you would make such an excuse tells me you're an insufferable prick that would excuse cait Sith kidnapping a guy and turning him into a furry cause she just had to have him.

>> No.13156219

>>13156216
>gallon
She dies

>> No.13156222

>>13156218
>And no one is excusing the actions they take in the name of love, I'm just saying that they do genuinely love you and only you.

>> No.13156224

>>13156216
It would be extremely healthy...

>> No.13156225

>>13156219
Stretching ~

>> No.13156227

>>13156225
>~

Stop

>> No.13156228

>>13156224
But she's a small girl.

>> No.13156229

>>13156209
>>13156192
>>13156188
Do you know when the Peanuts Christmas Special is on?

>> No.13156230

>>13156227
Ara Ara~

>> No.13156231

>>13156222
>raping doesn't count here because it's like a handshake to them
>not an excuse

>> No.13156232

>>13156216
She becomes more tits than fairy.

>> No.13156236

>>13156231

Hey it's like shaking hands if you can crush boulders without thinking. It's still not okay, but it is exceedingly commonplace, and not something to factor in. Your other points are valid, but then again
>No one is excusing them for the things they do in love
>It is however undeniable that they do these things, in, for and with love.

>> No.13156237

>>13156145
That guy was always good for laughs.

>> No.13156238
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>>13153601
>>13153604
Sandworms are scary once you're alone with them.

>> No.13156239

>>13156232
It'd be like owning a tiny stress ball that giggles and moans when you, lightly, squeeze her

>> No.13156240

>>13156228
For you.

>> No.13156241

>>13156238
Scary Good, oh yes.
I like this fear boner.

>> No.13156246

>>13156228
The shortest of shortstacks

>> No.13156247

>>13156238
I'm not afraid, just marginally concerned about those teeth. I mean, she's got nice tits and heart pupils, she MUST be a good person.

>> No.13156250

>>13156225
It only works for dicks

>> No.13156251

>>13156238
>Not wanting to be locked inside your waifu's moist love cave, making out and copulating with her sentient tongue.

>> No.13156256

>>13156236
It's three in the morning and I have no patience for your retarded, passive aggressive, blinders on arguments. See >>13153678 and peddle your dumbass propaganda to the idiots who believe stopping being who you are, and having your personality and self stepped on is a good thing, 'because you are loved."

>> No.13156263

>People who will come up with any number of excuses or justifications for why "Monster Girls can't love you"
Sad, strange little men. They have my pity.

>> No.13156265

>>13156256
>I can't refute the fact that monstergirls feel genuine and true love for their targets
>So I'll just act like I'm better than it all and stop responding and try to save what little face I have left.

You're in /mgg/ on 4chan, bucko. Futile effort. You're no longer even arguing the point anymore.

>peddle your dumbass propaganda to the idiots who believe stopping being who you are, and having your personality and self stepped on is a good thing, because you are loved.

What does this have to do with the sincerity of monstergirl love? Nothing that's what. You're trying to twist this into something it isn't. We're not talking about submissively accepting abuse. We're talking about whether or not monstergirls actually feel love. Shut the fuck up and bow out if you're not going to stick to the topic.

>> No.13156270

>>13156263
Most of them are trolls baiting hyper-defensive anons.

>> No.13156275

>>13156187
Stop responding to him

>> No.13156276

This just in:

A manticore was arrested for smuggling drugs in her tail pussy.....

>> No.13156278
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13156278

Posting cute just because.

>> No.13156279

>>13156238
>not spaceworm
Slightly disappointed. Still nice though.

>> No.13156280
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13156280

What did you do to this Kikimora?

>> No.13156281

>>13156276
What kind of drugs?

>>13156280
I told her her cleaning was sub-par, and she left dust everywhere.

>> No.13156282

>>13156279
We don't have any Shai art yet, do we?
>>13156280
I gently rebuked her.

>> No.13156283 [DELETED] 
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13156283

>"Master gave me a collar?"

>> No.13156287

>>13156280
Nothing, she saw me looking at an online roomba catalog and the next thing I know, she's like that.

>> No.13156288

>>13156282
>don't have any Shai art yet
No, and it's a travesty.
Speaking of which, we're due an update soon going by the writefag's posting pattern.

>> No.13156290

>>13156283
Ooops, forgot the tail....

>> No.13156292

>>13156280
I told her she's not allowed to clean my room. She's all pouty now.

>> No.13156294

>>13156290
and the talons.

>> No.13156296

>>13156283
>>13156280
Go away Psychofox.

>> No.13156298

>>13156280
Told her that I'm going to be emptying the trash can in my room personally from now on.

Just to bully her.

>> No.13156300

>>13156283
Lovely.
>>13156288
If that is indeed so, then I don't work as hard to put up an update today. Huzzah for PRW, huzzah Spaceworms!

>> No.13156302

>>13156298
But anon! That's where she gets all her snacky tissues from!

>> No.13156303
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>>13156296

>> No.13156305

>>13156302
But anon
That's the point

>> No.13156306

>>13156305
Why do you treat her so harshly? You're a vicious thug, you are.

>> No.13156310

>>13156063
You are a very luck man sir.

>> No.13156311

>>13156306
So that when I give it to her from the source it will be all the better for her.

>> No.13156313
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13156313

>> No.13156314
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13156314

>>13156311
But anon! That's not decent activity between a maid and a master! Do you take her for a strumpet and a harlot?

>> No.13156315

What sort of pelvic pain would come from spoiling a were-cat rotten and then spanking her for two hours?

>> No.13156317

>>13156288
>>13156300
Am I that predictable? Writing now but probably won't finish today. Tomorrow maybe.

Will try to finish chapter 1 by Thursday night since I'll be busy for a few days after that.

>> No.13156318

>>13156314
She's going to be so semen deprived and horny by the time I'm done bullying her that she'll certainly be acting like one to get at my dick.

This is of course after I make her follow around the Roomba and clean up behind it.

>> No.13156320
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13156320

>> No.13156321

>>13156263
>People who will come up with any number of defenses for "Monster Girls love you and not your energy"
Poor deluded faggots
MGs can't love

>> No.13156322
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13156322

>>13156315
Regular wear and tear.
>>13156317
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
No. I've told it to Lanternon lots of times, but never to you. So here it is: I look up to you.

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13156323

>>13156280
I punched her belly with NANOMACHINES

>> No.13156324

>>13156320
Soft spoken dandere Kikimora would be wonderful.

>> No.13156327

>>13156321
O-Ow! Ow ow ow! O-Oh my anon, please, no more! Your edge is cutting me all over, I'll bleed out at this rate!

>> No.13156328

>>13156320
I'd cheep cheep that so gently.

>> No.13156336

>>13156322
>futacat
Anon pls

>> No.13156338

>>13156336
I don't see a dick, ergo there is no dick.

>> No.13156347

>>13156338
Well, duh, of course you can't see it from behind
So it ok to fuck futa as long as you don't see her dick?

>> No.13156351

>>13156347
There is no dick, ergo it is not a futa. Do you understand, anon?

>> No.13156352

>>13156347
Not him but It's always okay to fuck futa. It's only gay if the balls touch and a good futa doesn't have balls

>> No.13156357

>>13156338
>solipsistic futa cocks
That's a new one.

>> No.13156359

>>13156352
You know better than to post that.

>> No.13156361

>>13156351
>There is no dick
The original author doesn't think so
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2550237

>> No.13156366

>>13156361
I'm not going to follow that link. All I see is the picture I posted, with a nice cat butt and no dicks in sight. All is well.

>> No.13156368

>>13156359
I'm gomenasai

>> No.13156373
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13156373

>>13156368
You're not amusing.

>> No.13156378

>>13156359
Did he need a trigger warning?

>> No.13156384

>>13156366
all is well and all manner of thing shall be well

>> No.13156385

>>13156361
>tfw I can never post my favorite cat design because the author made it futa
Why did he have to soil it? Why?

>> No.13156388

>>13156366
Then refrain from posting that cat to people who already know she is a futa

>> No.13156390

>>13156385
>soil
>not improve

>> No.13156391

>>13156385
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>13156388
I saw no dick, I had no reason to assume she had one. I'll just not post any cats, ever.

>> No.13156396

>>13156313
Ah, I remember that. Good times.

>> No.13156399

>>13156385
Do what you want.

>> No.13156400

http://exhentai.org/g/794217/9f6c0ba528/
shark girl gets something
that's new

>>13156317
Addition and subtraction are my specialty

>> No.13156407

>>13156396
>Good times.
Wasn't it like ~2 weeks ago?
It does feel like things were better though.

>> No.13156411

>>13156400
>http://exhentai.org/g/794217/9f6c0ba528/
Shitty scans unfortunately.
I'll ignore the monsterboy bits since shark is mai waifu and I'll take what I can get.

>> No.13156415

>>13156407
Check the dates on the screencaps. That was all from November.

>> No.13156418

>>13156407
>Middle of November 2014
>Two weeks ago

Have you been in cryo or something?

>> No.13156421

>>13156418
He was just delivering a pizza to I.C. Wiener.

>> No.13156422

>>13156313
>>13156396
I am still working on more, prequel will be done soon. There was alot more done that the stuff on that screencap. Would people be interested if I put them all in a pastebin?

>> No.13156423

>>13156415
>>13156418
Maybe boning corpses finally pushed him into agelessness and he lost track of time

>> No.13156424

>>13156418>>13156415
Oh yes, my bad. Must have been posted as a pic and I memorized it as original posts for some reason.

>> No.13156426

>>13156421
Lucky bastard.

>> No.13156429

>>13156422
Oh yes. Inner monologuing kiki is love.

>> No.13156430

>>13156422
Definitely.

>> No.13156435

>>13156422
Do it, you lovely son of a bitch.

>> No.13156437

>>13156385
>that tiny cat paws and legs
>good design
Nope
It looks ugly as fuck

>> No.13156464
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13156464

Who wants some late night bwakas?

>>>/a/122279338

>> No.13156467

Flat vanilla Cammy never

Colored version of chocolate boobs Cammy never?

>> No.13156469

You have five minutes to explain why you wouldn't have the RO2 death sounds and make your daughteru listen to them when she does something incredibly bad.

Like destroying a human boy's smile.

I'd be a wonderful father.

>> No.13156472

>>13156469
RO2?

>> No.13156475

>>13156472
Red Orchestra 2

>> No.13156478

>>13156472
Red Orchestra 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

>> No.13156486
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13156486

>>13156429
>>13156430
>>13156435

http://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

Please note that I just copied and pasted this from my notepad, and it was orginnally typed with 4chan word limit and green text in mind. I added some numbers to separate the posts. If I have time, i'll go back and format it into something more readable.

>> No.13156490

>>13156464
Who's awesome? You're awesome!

>> No.13156497

>>13156478
Jesus, man. That would be pretty harsh.

>>13156486
Thanks, friend.

I still haven't gotten to the other stuff I need to read after my three year break, but I guess it can't hurt to read this now.

>> No.13156503

>>13156486
Thanks, they're all great.

>> No.13156505 [SPOILER] 
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13156505

>>13156391
>>13156385
>IT HAS A DICK
>CATS ARE NOW RUINED FOREVER
another one down

>> No.13156510
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>>13156469

> Come down stairs one morning, find your Wight wife sitting on the couch, reading a book.
> Tell her you had an idea during the night, that you want to help contribute to the money supply, and that you don't want her doing all the work.
> But you don't really have any skills or anything, so you were thinking about joining the army, and heading out to the enlistment center today.
> Just the day before she had seen Saving Private Ryan for the first time. She quickly covers up the look of fear that crosses over her face.
> She slowly puts the book down, and gets to her feet, offering to give you a hug before you head out. You walk into her outstretched arms, her red eyes hard to read for some reason.
> When she wraps around you, you see her eyes start to glow, as you get hit by that patented Wight Instant Energy Drain.
> Get hit with the pleasure of 7 orgasms at once, and instantly pass out in her arms.

> Wake up from your involuntary, but deeply restful sleep.
> Realize that you are now on your bed, arms tied to the bed post. A bit of movement from the end of the bed catches your eyes.
> Two puppets slowly raise from from the end off the bed, the arms controlling them just visible.
> They look suspiciously like you and your wife. The wife-puppet clears its voice, and begins to speak to the you-puppet.

>> No.13156511

>>13156505
2/10 you tried.

>> No.13156513

>>13156505
Yo, you stay away from those poor Yetis. Cats are one thing, but you leave those Adorable, helpful and caring fucks out of this.

>> No.13156514

>>13156510
" Anon! Did you know that war is one of the least fun things in the world?!?"
" No dear wife, I did not! What kind of things are more fun then war?"
" Almost everything dear husband! Going on picnics, seeing movies, romantic dinners. Even just brushing your beautiful wife's hair is more fun than being a stupid old soldier!"
" Wow, you are so smart, and might I add, very pretty dear wife!"
" Ara ara anon, saying that makes me want to do something very fun with you~. Something that we couldn't do if you were a soldier!"

> The puppets fall into each others arms, while your wife makes kissy noises from behind the bed. Then the puppets separate, take a bow, and your Wight pops up with a tada!
" Not convinced yet lover? Don't worry, theres more!"
> Turns out the puppet show was part one of a 39 part presentation.
> Including two power-point slide shows, a fiery speech, a tearful speech, 3 song and dance numbers (One which required you to wear 3d glasses), a delicious home-cooked lunch, 4 costume changes,5 cuddling sessions, and your neighbors Wurm daughter dressed in a Wight costume as " The child you wouldn't be able to have if you went away."
> She finally collapses onto of you, panting slightly.
" S-so, Did I convince you to stay?!" She asks, tearful red eyes pointed right at you.
> You sigh and pat her head, telling her no, that you've reconsidered.
> She pounces on you, and the rest of the day is spent in incredible lovemaking. With a small break when you both realize your forgot to take the Wurm back home.

>> No.13156515

>>13156514
> The next morning you wake up, and come downstairs to find your wife watching TV
> Tell her you thought of a new career idea, tell her you want to be a fireman.
> Those eyes fall onto you again, and she gets to her feet.
> She just wants to give you a hug before you go out.

>> No.13156519

>>13156514
>3 song and dance numbers (One which required you to wear 3d glasses)
W-Wha?
>With a small break when you both realize your forgot to take the Wurm back home.
>ElvesAreQuickToRecognizeLewdness.jpg

>> No.13156520

>>13156514
>>13156510
>>13156515
cute

>> No.13156521

>>13156513
I am so goddamn tired of yeti posters. Keep your fluffy holdykins out of our threads!

>> No.13156525

>>13156505
Too late
Yetis already ruined by Tomasu furry shit

>> No.13156526
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13156526

SHIT'S GETTING REALER THAN REAL.

>> No.13156530

>>13156515
>>13156514
>>13156510
Do one for the husband wanting to work at Butler Cafe

>> No.13156531

>>13156525
fuk. Some one draw a poorly drawn dick on a manticore.

>> No.13156537

>>13156530
>Butler Cafe
>For Monstergirls
Truly the worst place to work ever. Lord take pity on the poor souls who work there, unable to find love.
Unless some nice monstergirl sweeps them off their feet with proper romancing.
I'm a romantic, fucking sue me.

>> No.13156541

>>13156537
Sounds like an excellent place to meet a lonely MG, actually.

I bet their turnover rate is higher than fast food joints, given the MG waifus would never let their husbandos work at such places after they get together.

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>>13156537
Hi, I'm Jill McGill and I'm here to deliver you summons to appear at court for a hearing on an accusation of "stop liking things I don't like".

>> No.13156548

>>13156541
Any establishment which employs MGs or Men in any kind of even vaguely intimate setting will have an abnormally high turnover rate.

See:
>Butler Cafes
>Cuddle Parlors
>Hot Springs Towns
And many more.

With rare exceptions of course, those not looking for a one night stand, however comparatively rare they might be. Or situations like that one high-class Incubus Whore at the Sexy Theme Park that was actually a pretty good read and could merit a continuation.

>> No.13156549

>>13156541
Yeah, but for every nice lonely MG who just wants someone to love and hold you get about ten creepy pervs who just want a chance to cop a feel. It's just the way the industry works.
>>13156543
Look out, it's the MG thought police. Guess I didn't warn anybody about my hot opinions.
Unless you're actually taking me to court about being a romantic. In which case, that's a first and I'm honestly impressed.

>> No.13156553

>>13156548
Which is worse? Butler cafe, where you have to give up your dignity with conscious effort? Or the Cuddle parlors where you lose it while staying quiet?

>> No.13156555
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>>13156549
YOU HAD SEX WITH A HEAD! I DON'T CARE IF THE BODY CONSENTED!

>> No.13156556

>>13156553
Cuddle parlors. Don't ask me why.

>> No.13156559
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13156559

>>13156555
...I'm sorry, what?

>> No.13156560

>>13156556
Now I kind of want to.
Did it involve drunk onis?

>> No.13156562

>>13156559
You don't watch Better Call Saul?

>> No.13156564
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13156564

>>13156541
>>13156548
> Any establishment which employs MGs or Men in any kind of even vaguely intimate setting will have an abnormally high turnover rate.

I agree that headcanoning it this way is best. I was surprised and appaled that it doesn't happen this way in MGE canon; mgs keep working at the skimpy-outfit maid cafe even after they get hitched.
Considering that the canon's usually a hugbox, this sticks out as a sore thumb 'cso I don't see how that's anything other than a recipe for pathos, from both the husbando and the customers' perspective

Also, back to incomprehensible 2-word captcha? MOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.13156566

>>13156515
>And then it turns out that Anon is that guy from Eternal Darkness.

>> No.13156567

I'd probably be a mercenary if I could in MGland, would probably pay great doing simple jobs like "Go to town x and give them item y" or "escort villagers to the next town without being raped"

Would be easy as shit too, everyone would either be too busy fucking or hunting down husbands to give a fuck about some random asshole like me.

>> No.13156568

>>13156560
No. Surprisingly drunk Onis usually want to talk about their problems.
It's the ones who try to seduce you by dirty talking you.
If I had a quarter for every time I heard the word "cuddleslut" I'd be a very rich man indeed.
I'm glad I got out.

>> No.13156570

>>13156567
Except for the girls with the "gruff lone wolf mercenary" fetish. Which is probably ALL Salamanders.

>> No.13156572

>>13156570
Nah it's fine, too cold where I live for Salamanders.

>> No.13156574

>>13156553
It's kind of a toss-up.

Butler Cafes, you're a sex object on display, and have to put in a conscious effort to the part, but while you might get a lot of creeps around you, there are at least SOME protections in place for your dignity.

Cuddle parlors on the other hand, you just have to lay there, but at the same time that leaves you far more vulnerable to God knows what.

So really, which do you prefer, the slight but conscious ruining of your dignity, or the passive but complete destruction of it?

>> No.13156575

>>13156572
Dullahans and Werewolves can into it too.

>> No.13156576

>>13156562
Nope. I don't watch much TV these days.

>> No.13156577

>>13156568
Did you have to touch Cait Siths?

>> No.13156580

>>13156576
Then what you need to do is watch Better Call Saul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54OYS_mZlBE

>> No.13156581

>>13156577
Fuck no. I left a long time before they started popping up.

>> No.13156582

>>13156572
Cold weather just makes them more proactive in man-hunting, for body-warmer skinship

>> No.13156584

>>13156564
Well, there will be those who like to strut their stuff, right? Of course, the married workers, while amicable, would likely be far less receptive to any sort of...approaches, by customers. And while some workers may continue working there, having fun with their husband on breaks, and helping direct horny, single customers to horny, single co-workers, there are likely just as many who quit or take backroom positions after being married.

And of course, there are establishments like MGE Hot Springs Towns, where it's pretty explicit what happens. Singles walk in. Couples walk out. Help wanted signs go up.

>> No.13156585

>>13156566
Or he's Marlowe Briggs.

>> No.13156586

>>13156574
I'd totally work at a Butler Cafe, and I'd dress up like a slut, too. With a tie.

>> No.13156587

>>13156575
Dullahans are easy, I can just throw their heads away and run off.

Werewolves are a bit trickier, maybe I'll keep a shota around to act as a sacrifice.
Werewolves likes shotas more, right?

>> No.13156590

>>13156586
Chippendale's?

>> No.13156593

>>13156587
That is a racial stereotype! They just have strong motherly instincts is all.
>>13156590
What do Chip and Dale have to do with anything?

>> No.13156598

>>13156593
I don't think that dressing up as the rescue rangers would be too sexy either, even if they don't wear pants.

>> No.13156600

>>13156593
Just Google it.

>> No.13156602

>>13156593
So that's a yes then.

>> No.13156603

>>13156600
I'm reluctant to do so.

>> No.13156607
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13156607

Alright, so, the writefag stuff. The only name I know is Bromont, and that was from his days doing KS shit with the others. Suggestions for where to start for someone who values comedy pretty highly?

Although StraightestShota sounds fun, if he kept to his name.

You can have something adorable as compensation.

>> No.13156611

>>13156607
>Someone who values comedy
Do I Look Like A Writefag.
Granted his humor is fair meta in nature, but still, if you get even a fraction of the in-jokes, it's great. And his 3-part story is wonderful even if you don't.

I'm still so sad that he's kill...

>> No.13156612

>>13156607
What kind of comedy we talking here?

>> No.13156614

>>13156611
Did Bromont just disappear?

>> No.13156617

>>13156614
Hush child, no more tears. He's fucking Charon now.

>> No.13156621

>>13156612
Most kinds. There is very little I can't find humor in. Off the wall shit like the old stuff from Bromont himself always cracked me up though.

>>13156611
>Meta humor
Hm. I'll give it a go, but since I've been gone for such a long time, unless he started up around when I left I probably wont get as much. Thanks.

>> No.13156629

>>13156603
Assless chaps

>> No.13156633

>>13156629
I swear to god.

>> No.13156634

>>13156607
I don't know about comedy, but the writefags I recommend are:

Lanternon
Penywise
Thunderbrother
PRW
Nyanon

In no particular order. They just come to mind as being good.

>> No.13156638

>>13155792
Unfortunately I think you're asleep. I would hit up the bar, not to get drunk, but to get out of my NEET lifestyle for a night.

>> No.13156648

>>13156634
Yeah, Lanternon is a name I keep seeing pop up, so I figured I should check out their stuff. Throwing all the names up on the post-it. Thanks.

>Select all the bread below
What the fuck is this shit.

>> No.13156654

> Get finished reading the newspaper, find something exciting, and go to tell your Wightfu.
" Honey look, I think I could do the job in this add!"
> Your wife takes the newspaper from you, red eyes scanning up and down.
> Its for the the "MG Paradise Cafe", a restaurant featuring an all male staff, and risque costumes.
> Add full of innuendos that your wife knew flew right over your head.
> She gives you a smile, and says sure, she'll help you practice for the job interview.
> tells you to meet her in the kitchen in a few minutes.
> As you walk in the kitchen, your clothes get instantly magicked off and replaced by the butler uniform. As you look around, you see your kitchen has been remodeled, now having several tables scattered about.
> You notice their are several people sitting at the tables, some eating some drinking.
> You also notice that each of these "Patrons" Are your wife in different costumes. Wight magic powers at work you guess. You also notice the Wurm daughter from next door at one of the tables.

>> No.13156658

>>13156654

> One of your wife's is dressed in an apron, and shoves a tray with a plate and several drinks into your hands, telling you to stop gawking and get to work!
> You give her a startled " Yes Ma'am" As you bring the plates blindly to the tables.
"That one is for me big boy~" One wight calls to you as you place a plate infront of her. She give you a pinch on the ass as you walk away.
" Over here good looking~!" Another one calls, as you sprint to take her order. She orders several things you've never heard off, and included " And how about 5 mins alone with you in the bathroom?" As she pulled her shirt down, enhancing her already impressive cleavage.
> You tell your wife that your already married, and that you would get her order in right away.
> Several more wights cat-call and demand you attention, the pressure is getting enormous, and your tray is full
" More juice please!" Calls out the wurm, holding her glass above her head.
> Before you can make it to her, a wight trips you , having you land on the ground.
> You get completely soaked by all the drinks you were carrying, causing your outfit to get soaked and kinda see through.
> Notice that all of the wife doubles are now standing over you, every set of red eyes clinging to your ever feature.
> Thats the last thing you see before your pounced on by your gaggle of wife's.

> You lay on the kitchen floor, in a puddle of sex fluids you and your now singular wife again naked, resting against each others body.
> Your panting, trying to catch your breath, completely drained of your energy, as your wife coos happily in your ear.
" I don't think I'm cut out for being a butler." You wheeze, as you hold her close.
" I agree...at least, not for anyone else but me." She whispers lovingly, a glint of mischievous in her eyes.

> The wurm burped loudly in the background, snapping them both to attention. 4 Bottles of empty juice containers next to her.

I was alot more drunk for this one.

>> No.13156659
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>>13156638
>get out of my NEET lifestyle for a night
Unless you go there to answer a job ad, I don't think hitting up a bar actually classifies as rejecting NEETness

>> No.13156668

>>13156658
>Wight magic gangbangs
Wonderful. Who needs a harem?

>Continuing to contribute to the corruption of a minor
Lewd.

>> No.13156669

>>13156607
PRW
A lot of humor throughout all of his stuff
And his first story was ss if that's your thing.

>> No.13156673

>>13156668
Anon I don't think loli Wurms have the mental capacity to know what sex is.

>> No.13156675

>>13155351
>>13155371
>>13155384
>>13155405
>>13155452
Alternatively you can also ask a lich to turn her into a ghost. While i'm not a fan of ghosts it is a perfectly possible option.

This is a hugbox. No drama, only love.

>> No.13156678

>>13156669
Well, he just jumped up the list I have going. Good shit, man.

>> No.13156683

>>13156621
I'll second >>13156634 except for lantern.

He's one of our better writes, but not for light-hearted stuff or comedy.

Also >>13156669
His first two are greentexts but they're funny. The paladin one is all comedy and feels bromont inspired to me.

>> No.13156684

>>13156648
Don't forget the bastard everyone loves to hate, bob.

Though he's low on the humor. Mostly heartwarming type stuff and smut with fetishes that are in the minority.

>> No.13156693

>>13156684
>bob
Even Bob is recommended before Alp? Is this some new form of bullying?

>> No.13156700

>>13156684
At the risk of stirring shit up, I feel another warning is needed there.

He uses futa/pegging, a 3-way (technically cuckolding) relationship, and key-aids. If that's your thing then go for it, but those topics and bob in general are shitposting waiting to happen, so be careful of that.

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>>13156659
That's a good point but I usually don't go out unless forced to y'know? I guess it's closer to being a Hikikomori.

>> No.13156703

>>13156658
>>13156654
I love it

>> No.13156707

>>13156700
Well, he tends to label his stuff. First truckercore was good, second not so much. Just felt like he was doing it to ride the popularity or something.

That whole fiasco aside, the rest is good. Even the series everyone forgot he wrote was alright.

>> No.13156711

>>13156700
his khepri story is decent though

>> No.13156718

>>13156683
>He's one of our better writes, but not for light-hearted stuff or comedy.
Ah. Alright. Thanks for letting me know. I really don't mind the more serious stuff, but I'll check out the lighter stuff first while I'm at work.

>>13156684
>>13156700
>>13156707
If he labels it, then I'll check it out.

That first one isn't the end of the world, considering how much I've seen over the years, but fuck the other shit.

Thanks for the heads up on it, friends.

>> No.13156721

>>13156718
There's also YBA and Alpanon who should be checked out. Not really comedy there though.

>> No.13156726

>>13156700
I wouldn't call it cuckolding, it's just a three-way relationship. Bigamy, I guess?

>> No.13156731

>>13156464
Thank you very much translating friend.

>> No.13156733

>>13156726
I haven't actually read Truckercore, but I think the reason some people call it cuckolding is because you've got the MC, and then the Truckercore, and things are good, and then BAM, Futa-Cheshire comin' in, knockin' up dat Truckercore.

Even if they all wind up happy together or whatever the ending is, it'd still probably leave a bad taste in people's mouths.

Like I said, I haven't read it, but that's the impression I've gotten.

>> No.13156739

>>13156733
They all fucked together a couple thousand times before truckercore finally got knocked up. Hell, if you want a real shitstorm that everyone forgot, the manticore was revealed to actually love the futacat at the end.

>> No.13156740
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13156740

Alright anon, it's time to leave the internet to fend for itself and go for a healthy jog!

>> No.13156742

>>13156707
>>13156711
I don't have any strong feelings toward him myself, but I wouldn't put him at the top of any must read lists, even after filtering out the unwanted fetishes. I mean, he's decent sometimes but the anon is looking to catch up and we have a lot of writing to sort through. Bob is really only notable for his divisiveness.

>> No.13156745

>>13156721
Alright. Tossed them on it too.

That's 9 of them to go through. Should be good for now. Obviously I'll still be lurking about again from now on, so I'll keep an eye on what people talk about and go from there, but having a starting point is good.

>> No.13156749

>>13156726
>>13156733
This >>13156739 is where the cuckolding comes from. When I said technically I meant the old definition (i.e. a man's wife/lover being impregnated by someone else and him raising the kid) rather than the meme deffinition which is more some kind of NTR.

>> No.13156750

>>13156745
Whoops. Submitted too soon.

Thanks for the suggestions, everyone.

Oh. I forgot there was a post cooldown. Wait, was there always one? I feel like there wasn't one that long back then.

>> No.13156755

>>13156749
Damn. Not any one, but now I want to read it just to feel sick.How long is it, and how does the guy feel about futacat stealin' his girl?

>> No.13156757

>>13156750
Yes there was. Now you get out of here and go read. Start with PRW, he's new and has the least done.

>> No.13156761

>>13156749
eh, I guess, but even if you put aside the stupid ass /pol/-/v/ meme it's become, it's still kinda negative and has connotations with infidelity.

so if mc knocked up the manticore, would the futacat be getting cuckolded then? what if he impregnates both of them?

>>13156755
there's no stealing, from the get-go it's a threesome relationship. It's pretty long, novel length if you read the smut.

>> No.13156765

>>13156755
Well it ain't my thing but I won't criticize. It's his trucker story. Pretty long if I remember right, was a cyoa back on /a/. They all stay in that weird 3-way relationship and mc was alright with it, which is part of what pissed people off.

>> No.13156768

>>13156761
>there's no stealing, from the get-go it's a threesome relationship. It's pretty long, novel length if you read the smut.

So
>They all fucked together a couple thousand times before truckercore finally got knocked up. Hell, if you want a real shitstorm that everyone forgot, the manticore was revealed to actually love the futacat at the end.

Is misinfo?

>> No.13156773
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>>13156700
Laska was feelz central for the start and middle of the story. In a good way. In a really good way.
I didn't even mind the keyaids, but that's 'cos I'm a sufferingfag. I was far more assblasted at being denied daughteru dickings in the middle than I was at the whole ending drama.
Although I half-remember that Bob tried to literally rewrite history and change all the story round by adding in some parrot or something, so I dunno, maybe the version of the story I liked no longer exists.

>> No.13156774

>>13156768
They're both accurate.

Within the story itself there's no mention of the manticore getting impregnated. Wasn't until purplecore was revealed that people started getting upset. Last scene was them DP'ing the manticore's vagina if I remember right.

>> No.13156776

>>13156773
Parrot? You mean the rewrite? So far it's following the original, just fleshing things out.

>> No.13156778

>>13156774
This question will fuel my rage or burn me out entirely. Who does the manticore prefer to cuddle after?

Cuz if I were in that scenario and not only was the privelege of knocking my waifu up taken from me, but also being able t ofall asleep in her arms, I think I'd vomit and sell everything, buy some real fucking neat boots, and start walking.

>> No.13156779

>>13156765
>>13156768
>>13156755
>>13156749
>>13156774
>Don't give two shits about reading the whole story immediately
>Flip to the end to find out what's what
>FutaCheshire impregnates Truckercore
>MC impregnates FutaCheshire
>All three live happily together, story ends with them painting a bedroom for their coming kids

Take from it what you will.

>> No.13156782

>>13156761
>would the futacat be getting cuckolded then?
Kind of. Futa is an awkward story-telling device. I do get what you're saying and I was hesitant to use the word, but the negative connotations that apply to cuckolding are an accurate approximation of what a large portion of the thread felt toward the ending of truckercore. It's one of the reasons people here still get so worked up whenever someone mentions bob.

>> No.13156785

>>13156773
I'm a daughteru dicking fan, but the thing that pissed me most is anubislut killing herself in the end
>ok, so your dad just died and you are emotionally ubstable but I think you will be pretty good on your own, so I'm going to kill myself
>good luck with your pregnancy

>> No.13156790

We should try to steer the topic away from this before the haters and the defense force wake up.

>> No.13156791 [DELETED] 

>>13156531
Or grapesnake

>> No.13156793
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>>13156790
What should we talk about? Red Wurms are thrice as fast as regular Wurms?

>> No.13156796

>>13156790
I'm actually exceedingly proud at the level critique this is getting. You guys didn't fling shit and scream mean names. You did good.

>> No.13156799
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Quick! Everyone write a short greentext about your waifu's cute antics!

>> No.13156801

>>13156793
What's that bullshit power warhammer orks have?
I can see wurms having it.

>> No.13156807

>>13156801
Fun fact: it doesn't originate in Warhammer, but in Gundam.
Why do you think Char painted everything red?

>> No.13156808

>>13156785
I think he tried to use the angle that she was already dead or because she was an anubutt she could go to the afterlife or some shit. Whatever it was, it failed horribly.

>> No.13156809

>>13156796
It's because the autists are asleep. There's actually a decent number of reasonable, mature people here, they just go into hiding or get drowned out when Those Guys are around.

>> No.13156812

>>13156807
Wait
Seriously?
Did it actually have an effect in gundam, or was it just some silly superstition the guy had?

>> No.13156813

>>13156799
Nah. If I'm not doing anything productive, I'm sure as hell not going to write anything cutesy either.

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>>13156799
> slime waifu
> just going about her usual slimy business
> creep up behind her
> surprise hug
> "Eep!"
> Explodes in surprise like a water balloon
> Anon is left drenched and dripping with goo, his arms wrapped around empty space
> reconstitutes herself, looking sheepish
> holds out her gooey arms to you
> "Uuuu... s-sorry... try again?"

>> No.13156822

>>13156812
It was just a gag that stemmed from the fact that Char's Zaku moved 3 times faster than anyone else's, even though the only difference was that it was red. The joke managed to make its way into Warhammer, where it expanded.
Basically, memes predate the internet, duh.

>> No.13156824

>>13156793
>Red Wurm
I still get sad...

>>13156799
>Anubis Waifu
>Always telling me to stay on schedule
>Carries around a little day planner, always jotting down notes and consulting it, making sure we stick to it
>She's a girl with a plan, and she hates deviating from the plan
>Going out one day
>Waifu misplaced her notebook
>Barks at me to help her find it quick as can be, don't want to get too far behind schedule
>Eventually manage to find her book
>Wound up under the bed somehow
>Decide to flip through it quickly, find out what's planned for the day rather than have her tell me step-by-step
>She has extremely well-written, descriptive and straight-forward notes for every day in the book
>But the margins are full to the brim with cute little sketches, doodles, even love notes and poems
>All about how much fun she had with me during each day, and how she looked forward to the next
>It's like a book of Dere.

>> No.13156826

>>13156824
>I still get sad
What? Why? Did something bad happen to a red Wurm?
...was it the Early Bird?

>> No.13156829

>>13156799
>Be me
>A little sore from highschool shenanigans
>Running from Hellhounds
>Climbing into the trees to escape that mean Ogre from a year up
>Walk home, tugging on the spider webs around the door step
>Halt a moment.
>Hear some clattering
>Just as I put my hand on the door knob, Onee-chan wrenches the door open, crimson red hair a disheveled mass
>She's absolutely naked except for a semi transparent apron, semi-transparent because she's woven it out of web.
>emblazoned within the center are the words "Cuddle the Onee-Chan", with two chibi figures, one your spider of a sister cuddling a chibi you
>you've never seen this apron before
>you make to step in, but she blocks your entrance with a hand against your chest. you see now that the ink on the text is still slighly damp, and hasn't dried yet. It's fresh
>"*Huff* W-Welcome...home...*huff* Brother... D-do you *huff* want bath, a-and *huff* me?"
>"...I'm fairly certain you skipped a few things from that, but sure."
>Her face splits into a grin as she skitters around and prepares the things for the bath, fist pumping and forgetting that she conventionally prefers to walk on the floor and not the walls or ceiling.

>> No.13156830

>>13156801
>Santa is suddenly real
>So is the Easter Bunny
>Being a good girl makes ice cream appear out of thin air
>Grandpa comes back from his 'vacation' perfectly healthy and alive
>Rubbing the tip of your tail around in there really does make you go blind

>> No.13156833

This Alex and Eris shit is going to kill me, man. Its too adorable.

>>13156809
This is exactly why I waited until I did to ask for suggestions. Even back then, late night/very early morning was the best. Figured it would be the same now.

>> No.13156834

>>13156819
Excellent work anon! What a wet surprise!

>>13156824
Thats adorable, make sure to erase her plans one day, and replace them with your own.

>> No.13156836

>>13156812
It was more a running gag originally. Char's Zaku was tuned to be faster than normal since he could handle it, and everyone knew who's it was by the color scheme.

It became a pervasive element to the point of full-out meme status, occasionally referenced even in Gundam to this day. Specific mentions recently would be the Sinanju from Unicorn, which was designed with Char in mind, and can go 3 times faster than anything else on the market extremely casualy. Then there's the Gundams from Gundam 00, which are equipped with "Trans-AM", a system which rapidly expends any excess energy build-up in their generators, tripling their performance...and makes them glow bright red.

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>>13156785
In fairness to Bob, anubislut's agrument against daughteru dicking is the best one I've ever seen.
It didn't stick, but it grudgingly stayed my hand for the purposes of that chapter

>> No.13156839

>>13156826
It was a rather depressing short story about a bullied little wurm and her single father. As I recall, the little wurm, and her deceased mother, had red scales.

>>13156833
Alex and Eris is pretty damn adorable.

>> No.13156841

>>13156826
>MGC
>Supervillian named The Early Bird
>Serial cuddler
>Creeps into sleeping wurms beds in the early morning to cuddle and tickle them away
>Joins forces with Cuntblock and other assorted villains to form Legion of Doom, MGC chapter.

>> No.13156842

>>13156838
>Rookie Cop Anubis
Darn she's a cutie.

>>13156834
>Erase her plans one day, and replace them with your own
But she puts so much thought into them! Of course, it is rather tempting...nothing wrong with...altering them, a bit, I suppose...

>> No.13156843

>>13156839
>bullying Wurms
It's shit. All the little bastards who did it need to have their kneecaps broken.

>> No.13156845

>>13156841
>The Early Bird
>Cuntblock
>Anondalf
>The Hand-Holder
>The Milkman
There are no heroes in this town.

>> No.13156846
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13156846

GOOD DAY SIR, IS THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE INSIDE?

DOES SHE HAVE A TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR DEMON LORD?

>> No.13156848

>>13156846
What part of her slamming the door in your face, twice, do you not comprehend?

>> No.13156849

>>13156846
>Demon Lord
>Lord
>as in, male
My wife is quite happy with me, thank you.

>> No.13156852

>>13156833
>>13156839
I'm still sad we never got art of a miffed hellhound lying in bed with hands wrapping around her from behind, massaging her belly.

>> No.13156854

>>13156849
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord

>> No.13156855

>>13156849
>Insert the "It's just a title" speech from the first episode of Maoyuu

>> No.13156860

>>13156846
When will there be a story about a dark priest healing a lonely/betrayed anon with her once a week visit? That ends in cuddledom?

>> No.13156861

>>13156849
It's a Jap thing. They don't change the title with gender, because they're WEIRD.

>> No.13156862

>>13156846
She's getting desperate.
Let's setup something icky to fall on her next time she knocks on the door.

>> No.13156863

>>13156860
What, Welcome to the NHK with A Dark Priest Misaki?

>> No.13156867

>>13156862
Like buttermilk?

>> No.13156869

>>13156849
>>13156861
I'd say it's actually translators. They could translate it to Demon Lady to be gender accurate, but that sounds weird and loses some of the meaning. It also makes other characters' surprise at her gender implausible.

>> No.13156872

>>13156869
Demon Queen. Problem solved. Or rather, Queen of Demons, because a Demon Queen is any demon who happens to be a queen.

>> No.13156873

>>13156867
What is holst buttermilk like?
Will it make her thighs grow meaty and firm, and her hips motherly?

>> No.13156875

>>13156860
I've got a half-written story about a Dark Priest further breaking an anon who goes to a monsterape support group, that close enough?
Estimated completion date: when hell freezes over

>> No.13156877

>>13156872
They're not Pirate Ghosts, they're Ghost Pirates.
>>13156873
Buttermilk a shit. Can't drink it at all.

>> No.13156879

>>13156863
I havent seen it, but reading the wiki makes it sound in the right area. But probably with more sexual innuendo/comedy.

>> No.13156880

>>13156829
>Enter the bath. It's huge, but that's what you get from merely adopting the spiders.
>Onee-chan is already in it, shampoos and conditioners and soaps lined up neatly
>"Well? Hurry, the water will get cold." She eyes you greedily as you strip, various ufufu's sounding from behind.
>You slide easily into the deep bath, but are caught in her web before you can move
>Slowly she tows you over to her, leering all the while
>She must have put somehting in the water because it feels amazing and all the day's stress bleeds away.
>...much like that ink
>You open your mouth just as she collects you in her arms, and forcibly spins you around, binding your hands behind your back so she can "massage" you without your resistance.
>You don't feel like resisting as you rest back against her prodigious bust
>"So? Why am only I naked?"
>"Ara?" She looks down to see she forgot to take off the apron, now entirely see-through and plain, ink having faded out in the hot waters.
>"Nooo! I worked so hard on that!..."
>You hear a familiar waver enter her voice, and tip your head back before the tears can form in the corners of her eyes
>"Don't worry. I remember what it said." you look her in the eyes, bound before her, naked and vulnerable, just the way she likes it.
>"Kiss the Onee, wasn't it?"

>> No.13156886

>>13156877
>Buttermilk a shit. Can't drink it at all.
It's good for you though. More protein, less fat. I imagine it would be the musclegirl version of holst milk, that makes anyone who drinks it fit and strong instead of soft and curvy.

Minotaur buttermilk is banned in all professional sports.

>> No.13156887

>>13156849
Don't associate it with gender. It's a common title, particularly in Dragon Quest parodies like the MGE.

>> No.13156892
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>>13156879
>more sexual innuendo/comedy
That's not physically possible.

>> No.13156895

>>13156892
The fuck's taped to his nose?

>> No.13156897

>>13156895
Some kind of homemade aphrodisiac.

>> No.13156900

I want to smother myself in Vaseline and climb my roof naked, and wank off howling at the moon at midnight. Just once. If only i had some kind of wolfu waifu to have slippery midnight roof sex with.

>> No.13156902

>tfw when started reading Laska at autumn, then stopped when the writer went on hiatus, then caught up later updates when they meet Anubis and ride on motorbikes or smth'
>tfw NO IDEA what's up with someone's death, suicide and pregnancy in the story
Did I just missed it during intermission and he deleted it too soon? So that explains those .less pics with Cheshire being pregnant/standing near father's grave, apparently they were based on something. Jeez, and here I thought Laska was a stand-off from his usual stuff.

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>>13156900
> vaseline
> for slippery wolf sex
> not gravy
Do you even wolfu?

>> No.13156908

>>13156892
>Head phones
>Unlocked door
He's begging to be walked in on

>>13156902
Yeah, he died, his waifu comitted sudoku and laska cried it off on her husbando's shoulder, pregnant with his kid. The dude seemed a little bland, honestly.

>> No.13156911
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13156911

Reminder in the story Oomukade is from dragons feared it

>> No.13156913

>>13156905
>gravy
but I don't know how to make gravy, and store bought stuff is shit. Besides the best gravy is watery and not slippery at all.

>> No.13156914

>>13156911
You what now.

>> No.13156915

>>13156911
I will work that into my story and make the Dragon daughteru be scared of the Oomukade maids when she's a toddler.

>> No.13156916

>>13156908
>The dude seemed a little bland, honestly.
I'm glad it's not just me.
By that point Laska was so horny she'd have husbando'd a broom with a packet of semen taped to it, and I was not sufficiently convinced that this wasn't pretty much what happened.

>> No.13156921

>>13156913
>likes watery gravy
As a man from the north of England, you and I are gonna have issues

>> No.13156922

>>13156833
If only it wasn't shotashit
It makes me vomit more than furry

>> No.13156923

>>13156916
Like if i pictured him, he would have just been a blank space with [Artist] scrawled somewhere. He was an artist, right?

>> No.13156924

>>13156895
Aphrodisiac for better fapping

>> No.13156927

>>13156908
Okay, thanks for clearing out. Doesn't sound like something I'd miss anyways.

>> No.13156930

>>13156914
It's from a story where there were dragons living under a bridge and at night a bigass centipede went out at night and ate their children, which means its especially fitting for>>13156915

>> No.13156950

>>13156930
Ahh. Okay I reread it properly. I haven't slept well in the last week and had mentally put a period right after 'story' so it was mentally processed somewhat awkwardly.

>> No.13156963

>>13156927
the version posted is an on-going rewrite, though you can find the original on his pastebin still.

>>13156923
to me it felt like he wanted a love interest for laska but didn't actually want to write the guy

>> No.13156987

How does the species your monster waifu is based on have sex?

>> No.13156988

>>13156923
>>13156963
> wanted a love interest for laska but didn't actually want to write the guy
I think you're kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place writing a character like that. I don't think there's ANY way to make likeable a character who gets to sex up the main girl that the self-insert has been cockblocked against.
So I was going to dislike [Artist] whatever happened. Making him completely, featurelessly bland, so there's nothing for your rancor to nucleate around, is really the best you can do in that situation.

>> No.13156989

>>13156987
Dragons aren't real, silly.

>> No.13156996

>>13156963
>to me it felt like he wanted a love interest for laska but didn't actually want to write the guy

Accurate. I know it's fun to hate on Bob, but I actually have a modicum of respect for the man for at least writing and putting his stuff out there. So I'm definitely not trying to be a dick, but it feels as though his characterization is still sort of weak, and he didn't learn from the whole Laska thing.. I mean Leona 's entire personality is "180*" and that seems to be all there is to her of what I've read. (Leona is the name of that albino sub, right?) Mc is an equally weak switch. Well not that I can talk I'm sure my characters are just as one dimensional.

>> No.13157009

>>13154275
How could getting your dick electrocuted possibly feel pleasurable?

>> No.13157012

>>13156996
Complex characters are hard. I for sure can't make any.
>>13157009
Depends on your level of masochism.

>> No.13157013

>>13157009
It doesn't, the interplay between pleasure and pain is the whole point

>> No.13157015
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>>13156987
Centipede reproduction does not involve copulation. Males deposit a spermatophore for the female to take up. In one clade, this spermatophore is deposited in a web, and the male undertakes a courtship dance to encourage the female to engulf his sperm.
>engulf his sperm
So oomukades like giving head?

>> No.13157021

>>13156996
Well, leona is less'. From what I've read less would request X happen and bob would write it for him.

Of all his character I probably like his kitsune from his war story the most.

>> No.13157023

>>13157015
>Oomukade waifu
It must be suffering to have a waifu most people think is a creepy crawly and who writefags don't write about.

>> No.13157024

>>13156987
Pretty normally for their class, but the male' gotta find an excuse to run off fast or lurk up in the thread.

>> No.13157026
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>>13157015
>engulf his sperm
>So oomukades like giving head?
As a tit-man, I'll go for busty oomukades like giving paizuri

>> No.13157029

>>13156987
Pretty sure spiders cum in a sac and hand it to a female to then cram up their pussy.

I gues the Mg equivalent is funky web condoms that fill to a point and burst, painting the womb utterly in one torrent, rather than spurts here and there.

>> No.13157030
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>>13157023
Everyone bullies oomukades

>> No.13157031
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>>13157023
Oomu is olev, how can anyone hate something so cute?

>> No.13157032

>>13157009
>She conditions her husband to be only able to cum when electrocuted and cum immediately when electrocuted
>She can have him fuck her as long as she likes before zapping him off with her electric pussy once he's satisfied both her body and her bully-ism
=============================
>Husband spends 12 hours being cuddlefucked by his waifu
>At the end he's a quivering wreck that's begging to be zapped
>Waifu instead hugs and nuzzles him and keeps going for another hour
>Finally, after her thirtieth orgasm of the day, she hits his dick with enough volts to knock out a horse
>His eyes roll back and he cums for five minutes straight into her hot lizardpussy
>She sighs happily and kisses him so softly that he can barely feel it in his state

Some pasta from the time of her creation

>> No.13157035
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>>13157030
Do not bully the centipede.

>> No.13157037

>>13157032
Zappy-sama is a harsh and demanding lover.
>>13157035
That's right, bully the Alp and the Cyclops instead!

>> No.13157041

>>13157037
and Draco. Never forgot to bully Draco

>> No.13157043

>>13157012
>>13157013
>>13157032
So how painful would her zaps be?

>> No.13157045
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13157045

A V7 bonus item.

>> No.13157047

>>13157041
She's in Suu's harem now, so she's kind of off-limits.
>>13157043
Enough to make you jump in the air when you're lying on your back. Not hard enough to cause any serious damage.
>>13157045
Shiny scales. Shiny.

>> No.13157050

>>13157045
Damn, never mind about Crabman's amazing expanding chests, Miia gets l-o-n-g-e-r every time I see her.

>> No.13157051

>>13157050
Speaking of big-ass snakes, Titanoboa Lamia when?

>> No.13157052

>>13157047
Well, electric shocks can be very, very painful, basically one of the most painful things your body could possibly feel, without causing serious damage. Hence why electric torture is so popular.
But would she ever go to such extremes?

>> No.13157058

>>13157052
You dare question Zappy-sama.

>> No.13157060

>>13157052
If you consented to it and asked for, maybe. But a little kinkiness isn't really the same as proper torture.

>> No.13157064

>>13157058
>>13157060
How does Zappy Sama comfort you once you find out that you've lost most the sensation in your dick, and can't cum without thousands of volts running through it, requiring more and more each time? what pleasure does she even get from zapping you? Is it a sadist thing? if she wnts to feel it why doesn't she just zap herself?

>> No.13157066

>>13157032
>12 hours
Unless she gives him rest periods where his dick goes flaccid at least once every few hours, this would cause the blood in his dick to coagulate. This results in something like severe frostbite in which the penis rots and usually becomes badly infected, requiring amputation.

Just...throwing that out there.

Also never go ass to pussy, unless you want to give your waifu an unpleasant and potentially damaging infection.

>> No.13157067

>>13157064
This h-manga sparked her birth iirc: http://exhentai.org/g/568998/74b6605b6c/ i hope you get something.

>> No.13157069
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13157069

>>13157064
>Is it a sadist thing?
Yes, and judging her for being what she is would be mean. Don't make her cry, anon. She's happy to zap, the man who cums from it is happy to be zapped.
>>13157066
>forcing reality into fantasy
Come on man. You can bet your ass none of the cat girls God killed for that were either futa or furry. Just the good ones die.

>> No.13157070

>>13157067
>Those tags
ABORT

>> No.13157073

>>13157069
I get that, Anon, but I prefer my fantasy to be grounded in reality as much as possible. It makes the fantasy elements seem more plausible and interesting.

>> No.13157074

>>13157073
Well stop shoving your rotting dicks into our fantasies, thank you.

>> No.13157075

>>13157066
Is this why boner pill commercials all have that warning about an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?

>> No.13157078

>>13157074
Hey, I'm not saying it has to rot, I'm just saying she needs to back off the grinding and cuddle for a few bonerless minutes once every few hours. I don't think that's unreasonable.

>> No.13157083

>Brazilian Wandering Spider Arachne

>> No.13157084

>>13157078
I tried to be polite but you kept going anyway. Just fuck off already. I don't care. I don't think anyone does.

>> No.13157087

>>13157083
Jumping Spider Girl in spats.

>> No.13157089
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13157089

Oedipus complex is son-on-mother
Electra complex is daughter-on-father
Jocasta complex is mother-on-son
I even found Phaedra complex for stepmother-on-stepson
But what's the desire-to-dick-the-daughteru complex?

>> No.13157091

>>13157067
I suffered through it. She's a shitty dom and now I feel I understand thundercunt's character a bit more. Eeh... a dark elf would be better. At least they understand the tender side of it. That manga was just straight up abuse. Tender care to balance it out makes my heart fucking pound, but seeing straight up abuse like that makes me just want to switch the situation on its head. Well... whatever. Hentai logic and all that.

>> No.13157092
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>>13156988
>I don't think there's ANY way to make likeable a character who gets to sex up the main girl that the self-insert has been cockblocked against
Fucking this
That why I love pic related daughteru dicking end
I would be mad if other guys won, they were huge faggots

>> No.13157093

>>13157060
Okay, good.
I wouldn't mind some painful shocks, but not the kind that would leave you a gibbering traumatized wreck for life from the sheer pain

>> No.13157095

>>13157089
It's called being a sick fuck, I believe.

>> No.13157098

>>13157091
>dark elf
>tender loving femdom
I know this one fag who said he'd write some.

>> No.13157099

>>13157092
Yep. I should have qualified "the best you can do in this situation" part, with "apart from the obvious: actually going best end and dicking the daughteru"

>> No.13157102

>>13157075
Yeah, it's a medical condition, I forget the name

>> No.13157103

>>13157087
>Spider Girl in spats
How would that work?

>> No.13157107

>>13157103
Lots of pant legs.

>> No.13157108

>>13157084
Healthy sexual practices are important, Anon. There's no need to be so squeamish.

>> No.13157109

>>13157098
I've always wanted to have a dark elf call me a slut who'd get hard for any girl, the usual dom thing, only to get so mad I bite through my gag, spit it out and tell her that it's for her and only her that I'd ever be like this for. I think her expression at hearing that would be pretty great.

>> No.13157110

>>13157102
Priapism?

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>>13157109
Something like this?

>> No.13157115

>>13157107
Without an ass to hug what is the point in spats though

>> No.13157118

>>13157103
I don't know, but I want to find out.

>> No.13157119

>>13157075
>>13157110
Yeah. Fucking priapisms man. I ended up with one from my old sleeping medicine. Shit was so bad.

>> No.13157120

>>13157115
To quote Rainier Wolfcastle,
>That's the joke

>> No.13157122

>>13157110
There we go

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>>13157113
Eugh, no. Something more like this. Excuse the yuri.

>> No.13157127

>>13157119
That sucks. You didn't, uh, lose anything to it, did you?

>> No.13157135

>>13157127
No. Doctor told me about the possibility when I started taking it(They said it was rare. My fucking luck), so I knew exactly what the case was and went to the ER after a little bit. They had to inject something into it twice and wrap it. The name reminded me of allergy medicine. Oh, and he called in some interns or something to watch the treatment.

>> No.13157139

>>13157135
This sounds like a nightmare I had once.

>> No.13157143

>>13157139
I dunno, sounds like the start of a hentai to me.

Glad he got his johnson out in one piece

>> No.13157148

>>13157143
Everything sounds like the start of a hentai to you, anon.

>> No.13157149

>>13157135
I had a similar experience a few years ago. I kept making inappropriate jokes and puns. Figured if I had to suffer through that shame I would do my damnedest to embarrass everyone else as well.

>> No.13157153
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>>13157092
>>13157099
This is what happens when you dick the daughteru

>> No.13157158

>>13157153
>Not the version with more handprints and cum all over her.
I am dissapoint

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13157165

No lewds of your waifu is suffering

>> No.13157166

>>13157165
I solemnly swear that in this selfsame month there will be Oomukade lewds.

>> No.13157167

>>13157165

Camp Luth's commission page and get a collar thing done when he opens up again.

>> No.13157172

>>13157158
Link? N-not that I'm into that kind of thing

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>>13155792
Lets fucking do this.

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>>13157172
It was a really bad edit.

>> No.13157203

>>13157165
It really is hell.
>>13157167
I've been tempted to commission Oomukade stuff from Luth for a while, my wallet and stomach will hate me if I do though. It'd be worth it but still

>> No.13157227

>>13157153
My immediate thought on seeing this pic is she's gone to some sort of bodypaint rave, dropped a bunch of acid, had her repressed Electra complex unleashed, and shown up at Anondad's door neither willing nor able to take no for an answer any more.
Hi there boner
> captcha: was catsit

>> No.13157244

>>13157227
I think captcha is becoming sentient

>> No.13157248

>>13157047
I've already figured out how to beat Slimes.
Suu will not stop me from bullying

>> No.13157252

>>13157248
I doubt "flailing around wildly" actually works. Don't try to imitate Luka, he was no good.

>> No.13157259

>>13157252
No
It is the most simple technique. One that every human can do. Shivering.
At the most basic step it is a method to stay warm in cold temperatures. When mastered however it is deadly. Your body shakes with such speeds that anything that touches is torn apart by the vibration from the inside out, that is if they can get past the searing 300 degrees heat your are generating.
WITNESS IT.
This is the power of a man living in a Monster Girl world.

>> No.13157261

>>13157252
Not to mention high level slimes can dissolve almost anything.

>> No.13157265

>>13157259
I see
Clearly this man is drunk beyond the norm and thinks that he is The Flash.

>> No.13157266

>>13157259
not even acknowledging the fact that doing so would liquefy you first, how do you train such an ability? Skinny dipping with yuki-onnas?

>> No.13157267

>>13157259
Congratulations, you've created a Slime Vapor that can now enter your lungs with every breath you take and become one with your cells. WAS THAT PART OF YOUR MASTERPLAN?

>> No.13157274

>>13157265
I'm pretty sure he's high, not drunk

>> No.13157276

>>13157265
I am not drunk
FOR THAT IS WHEN I TO FIGHT A MONKEY GIRL.
The adage goes Monkey see, Monkey do. Master of Copycat combat they're quite deadly. BUT THEY ARE STILL THINKING CREATURES. When You are drunk you are no longer thinking and you are leaf in the win against a child actively trying to grab you. You are fighting on pure instincts alone, no thinking creature can defeat such a state.

>> No.13157277

>>13157274
I think it might be a mixture of the two. Deadly combination.

>> No.13157279

>>13157276

Sir, you are ridiculous.

Please continue.

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>>13157276
Kii?

>> No.13157289

>>13157267
Luckily my lung strength is so great from my Mermaid combat training and being able to hold my breath for up 30 minute I can exhale with enough force to blow slime vapor into another zip code with a single huff.

>> No.13157293

>>13157289
And now he thinks he's Superman

>> No.13157296

>>13157289
Too bad for you your nose hairs weren't trimmed and she was able to stick to them, regrowing from the few individual cells and taking over your body when you did not expect it.
Checkmate, warrior!

>> No.13157299

>>13157296
Indeed
IF I HAD NOT TRAINED EVER SINGLE CELL IN MY BODY TO WORK IN UNISON
THUS THEY CAN IDENTIFY THE FOREIGN CELLS THAT ARE SLIME CELLS AND DESTROY/EXPEL THEM

>> No.13157302

>>13157299
You boob, that's not humanely possible!

>> No.13157303

>>13157299
We Toriko now?

Actually being on the hunt for the most virile balls is closer to this thread's topic than expected.

>> No.13157307

>>13157276

As an aside, 'Drunken Master Kung Fu's the shit out of MGC' is an interesting idea.

>> No.13157308

>>13157302
Anything is possible if you're angry enough

>> No.13157312

>>13157308
I will never know how Asura's wife managed to live long enough to give birth.

>> No.13157315

>>13157312

Liberal amounts of lubricant, I imagine.

>> No.13157323

>>13157315
No amount of lube will save her once his Burst Gauge is full.

>> No.13157333

>>13157323

...Lubricant and lots of yoga, then?

Honestly, I've got nothing clever to add here; but she's gotta be so loose after Asura's done with her that her queefs sound like bagpipes.

>> No.13157339

>>13157333
Forget about her, what about the women Augus uses?

>> No.13157341

>>13157115
>spats abdomen
I can almost imagine it working.

>> No.13157351

>>13157064
Zappy-sama's dick-zapping antics were at first a sadistic bukkake ring where boys had to sit in seiza and only move when they were ready to give her a drink. If they fell over, or came too late or too soon, she's give them a dickzap.

I guess her husbando would most likely be one of those guys who was masochistic and in love with her enough to actually date and marry her. A piece of human refuse like that probably wouldn't need any more comforting than her post-coital cuddle and his hair standing on end as she nuzzles his nape.

>> No.13157359

>>13157339
>Fight beautiful women
I don't think he fucks. Ever.

>> No.13157379

>>13157359
He explicitly says he does.

>> No.13157382

>>13157379
I'm going to assume he just said that to not seem like a weirdo. He probably just beats them up with the FIST OF LOVE.

>> No.13157390
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WEEE~!

>> No.13157413

>>13157390
8/10, would push

>> No.13157415

>>13157390
That's either a shallow pool or some long ass bars.
Also better hope he used rust proof metal

>> No.13157438

>>13157415
>pool
I thought it was just a sandbox at the park or something.

>> No.13157440

>>13157084
Hey fuck you bud! I care.

>> No.13157445

>>13157438
This is what i thought too.

>> No.13157450

>>13157438
Seconded

>> No.13157456

>>13156265
>saving face
>in an anonymous board

>we're talking about whether monstergirls feel love

Feeling love is not what's being contested, but the quality and veracity of that love. You are forced into some really good sex, in exchange for your time, your values, your morals, your humanity, your safety, and possibly your mind and freedom, as well as the EnD of your bloodline. Yes, you said that's until the CG gets shafted, except, we don't know that the DL will be able to make that final change a reality.Yes, I mentioned this earlier, but it bears repeating. You are ripped from your life to become a part if hers because you are"convenient". You exist for her, and don't even get a say in the matter because MAMONO MANA. It's like getting notified abdvwalking down the altar. It's a forced "love". Any man will do, you just happened to be the dick that landed on the side of the street that that day.

You say you're not defending their actions, yet you write them off because they do it without thinking, or because they are in love, and for that well, go fuck yourself.

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>> No.13157466

>>13157456
>responding to an argument 8 hours later

I didn't even read the post and I have no idea what this is about, but holy shit, that's some top tier autism.

>> No.13157467

>>13157307
I think the idea of Anon using his drunk powers to defend himself from monstergirl's is interesting in general.

>> No.13157472

>>13157456
>Responding THIS LATE in the game
Christ Anon, what the bullocks?

>> No.13157477

>>13157456
As a newfag, I wonder how many times you guys argued about whether or not MGs feel "love".

>> No.13157482

>>13157477
There's no real argument as far as most of us are concerned. It's just that there are evil people in this world who seek to set aflame all that is good and beautiful.

>> No.13157487

>>13157477
Been here for more than a year and I don't remember it even happening before. I might have filtered it out, though, kinda like I had no clue about Nega when he was around.

>> No.13157494

>>13156510
>>13156514

For the first time ever, I want to kyyaaah! but I'm not gonna do that.

Good job, very well done, ten out of fucking ten.

>> No.13157497

>>13157089
Forget it. It's Chinatown.

>> No.13157540

>>13156464

Thanks for your service, brother.

>>13156469

I just hope she doesn't walk in on me laughing at videos of stupid taliban exploding on accident or random people getting themselves killed due to their own idiocity.

>> No.13157552

>>13157084
Penile health is serious fucking business.

>> No.13157562
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>>13157456
Stop, anon
These escapistic deluded fags can't handle the truth, they can't accept the obvious fact that mgs can't love and just use you for your energy like 3DPD

>> No.13157572

>>13157456
*getting roofied and walking down the altar

>>13157472
The other guy responded to me ten hours later, I said my piece an went to bed, and her we are again. Though I doubt he'll get back to me this time.

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>>13157562
Spirit energy doesn't exist anywhere but in MGE, therefore the girls in series like EMG actually feel love.

>> No.13157581

>>13157562
Even with that, they still better than 3DPD, since they will at least try to make you happy in exchange for your spirit energy and never cheat on you.

>> No.13157586

>>13157574
What if it's not love and its nanomachines influencing hormones created by an evil scientist in a scheme to destroy the human female population?

>> No.13157588

>This is a public service announcement by the MGC department of health and wellness


>We are instituting a water danger danger day for today after a crazed man in a white suit hijacked a tanker truck from the Happy Hathor milk company and emptied its contents in the city water supply.

>The suspect is still at large and the water is predicted to contain the milk's "health" properties for the next 24 hours.

>Please make sure to keep all women and children away from drinking and cooking with non-bottled water, showers and baths should be fine assuming the do not ingest any water

>Thank you and have a nice day.



Today's message was partially sponsored by Sabbath Corp Brand Pregnancy pills.
Sabbath Corp Brand Pregnancy Pills, seriously, stop giving them to stage two alps. Why don't you listen?

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>>13157562
But anon, I like waifus AND I like the idea of being callously used as a cumpump by monstergirls who mock me for being a weak, human slut, only useful because of the thing between my legs

It gives me a strange perspective when these "deredere" vs "no love" shitslingling sessions, 'cos I can tell you.

>> No.13157590

>>13157586
That sounds a lot like love. I'll take it.

>> No.13157594

>>13157589
>that picture
This pleases me. The sissy deserves it.

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>>13154354
Reminder that I'm the anon who will steal those glorious echidna panties before setting my sights on the Lilim Headmistress since the rest of the anons here are too damn thirsty to revel in true glory.

Or Lilim Dean. Whichever.

>> No.13157597

>>13157595
When will God grace us with his presence again?

>> No.13157600

>>13157562
If we're going to get technical, then love doesn't even exist in the first place. It's all just chemicals and nerve signals in your brain.

With that said, MG's are still better than 3DPD even if they don't love you. Because at least MG's will stay loyal no matter what, they won't cheat, they don't care about your social/economic status, they don't if you're attractive or not, they won't use you for your money and status, they'll act all lovey-dovey with you whenever you want, they won't use sex as currency, etc. They are infinitely better.

>> No.13157601

Just watched a video of Geralt killing a Wyvern. Why don't our writefags ever write characters like him? He fucks Monster Girls every now and again and he's still a badass without being a Gary Sue MC-kun.

>> No.13157604

>>13157597
Maybe a sacrifice is required.

>> No.13157608

>>13157604
No. It wouldn't be right. He wouldn't want it that way

>> No.13157609

>>13157608
What if we set fire to a pile of Alpollo thongs?

>> No.13157611

>>13157608
B-But I was going to vote for .Less as sacrifice

>> No.13157612

>>13157611
Then we wouldn't get the bat request, you nincompoop!

>> No.13157615

>>13157601
Because HFY shitflnging. mgg doesn't deserve nice things.

>> No.13157616

>>13157609
No, that would be mean and unnecessary, what is wrong with you?

>>13157611
But if /Less is gone, who will be our drawfag until God's return? I mean, yeah .Less is a rollercoaster, but he's the only one that does requests since all the rest are busy
That and .Less' Mari's apprentice. and I don't want to get on the bad side of a Lilim

>> No.13157617

>>13157616
>mean and unnecessary
It's not like she'd care since she leaves them all over the place...

>> No.13157619

>>13157609
>using tranny thongs

Oh, you are just begging to get smote.

>> No.13157620

>>13157615
But I don't subscribe to HFY, why should I suffer for their transgressions?

>> No.13157624

>>13157617
Still, how'd you feel if some MG decided to take all your undies and toss them in the fire?

>> No.13157626

>>13157612
But we can ask Loen for bats once he's back and he will probably draw them

>> No.13157627

>>13157616
Who's God? Monorus? Luth? Loen?

>> No.13157631

>>13157619
>tranny
If Alpollo is a tranny, then by the same logic so are Ra and Hathor.
>>13157624
If I had given them all to that MG without them asking for them?
I wouldn't take much offence.

>> No.13157634

>>13157626
Even if you say it like that, it can't be helped.

>> No.13157635

>>13157631
Still, it's all your underwear
Oh I see, you're one of those masochists,huh? You'd probably get aroused walking around without your undies, huh?

>> No.13157636

>>13157620
Because the the subfags can't stand competent characters, any guy who can make it in the monstergirl world is either gary stu or HFY, because men lose to monster 100% of the time, period, don't argue.

>> No.13157641

>>13155792
Sure, better than nothing I guess...

>> No.13157642

>>13157635
WHY WOULD ALPOLLO GIVE ALL HER UNDERWEAR AWAY IF LOSING THEM MATTERED TO HER?!
>>13157636
I don't get you. I'm a sub too but at least I get that there are tiers for Monsters. A Mouse or a Goblin is not too much for a human, but an Ushi-Oni or a Kraken probably is.

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>>13157636
Here we go.

>> No.13157644

>>13157631
Hathor is female, and Ra is male. You've been bastardizing gods left and right but yeah , Ra is a tranny too. And ALPollo is the god of alps, so of course he's a fucking tranny anon.

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13157646

Wolfu waifus for the homeless.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/gop-lawmaker-suggests-wolves-could-help-get-rid-of-homeless-people/ar-BBihvHs?ocid=bdtdhp

Awoo!

>> No.13157648

>>13157646
>Junko gets a pet wolf
>walks it in a leash
>treats it like a poodle

>> No.13157650

>>13157642
Hey hey hey, pipe it down a notch. I didn't mean to offend
I'm just saying having all your underwear torched, even if you just leave it lying around, is mean and hurtful. I mean, that's your underwear

>> No.13157652

>>13157642
You haven't met invincible monsters kun have you?

>> No.13157656

>>13157650
No. If you give it so someone else, it's not yours anymore.
>>13157652
I have seen HFY fags call other people than when they're told they can't be Saitama MacGuyver.

>> No.13157657

>>13156799

>Wake up next to Kejourou waifu
>Just before I fully wake up I feel silky hair wrap itself around my manhood and I immediately ejaculate.
>I look at the now stained hair and back at the Kejourou's face
>Her smile is a bit smug as she says "So what do _you_ want for breakfast?"

>> No.13157660

HERE WE GO ITS RANDOM BULLSHIT TIME

TAKE MONSTERFU

GOT MONSTERFU?

GOOD

GO HERE http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

MONSTERFU NOW HAS POWER

MAKE SUPERHERO NAME FOR MONSTERFU BASED ON NAME AND POWER

FOR EXAMPLE, I GET http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanctification MIXED WITH WURM MONSTERFU

I PICK NAME SCALED SAINT

>> No.13157662

>>13157656
Well I guess. but she didn't give it to you, you took it. You saw it lying around and said 'Hey, this is perfect burning material to summon/send smoke signals to God!"
That's mean. That's like someone seeing your favourite T-Shirt on the couch and saying "Hey, I can use this as a replacement paint brush!"

>> No.13157663

>>13157660
>waifu a Dragon
>misdirection

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Misdirection

I dub her Maze Madame.

>> No.13157664

>>13157646
That is one poorly written article. I see the point they're making, because they make it so blatantly obvious in the beginning. However, the writing is so bad that I can't even understand how the rest of the article proves this point, much less can I understand what it's saying.

>> No.13157665

>>13157662
You don't know how Alpollo works, do you? She leaves her thongs as calling cards, as payment for the beer and nachos she socialized for herself.

>> No.13157668

>>13157660
>Kikimora
>Spatiokinetic Entity Creation

I shall call her 'The Cleaner'

>> No.13157670

>>13157665
Well she must have a lot of Thongs
Still, this begs the question as to how you have so much

>> No.13157672

>>13157670
Alpollo and I, we have a history. I like praising the Sun, she is the Sun.
I lick her toes

>> No.13157675

>>13157656
Except being MCguyver should be the one thing any character in that world could be. If all monsters are so strong, then you need to beat them by wit and inventiveness. And while being saitama is a bit dubious, ther's magic and power relics and the like in this setting this setting, so being a competent adventurer with the tools to defend yourself against monsters in within the cards. But they'll say, humans suck at magic, good luck doing x, in short, they shoot everything down because muh monsters.

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>>13157660
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtue_Empowerment

Saint Sleep

Fluff Saint

Nun Non-Rapist

Naptime Nun

Nap Nun

Something Something

Blast HardCheese

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>>13157675
I don't have any fucks to give about your bitching, your bitching is just as bad as the HFY stuff about defeating any and all monsters with prep time and kung fu or the invincible monsters crowd.
Just... just stop. Here, have a Finnish Elf schlicking.

>> No.13157687

>>13157660
Wurm

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology

Uh, doesn't this mean she's just a regular monster?

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>>13157660

>Kejourou
>Decelerated Aging

Eternal Hair

>> No.13157691

>>13157687
Pretty much. Time for snu-snu.

>> No.13157694

>>13157684
Wellbfuck you too asshole. I don't give a fuck whether you like it or not.

>> No.13157697

>>13157694
>being so mad you can't even spell
Dude. Hatefuck the Elf.

>> No.13157700

>>13157660
I like your no bullshit, hyper energetic methods.

>> No.13157702

>>13157697
Don't flatter yourself.

Having fuckhuge hands and a small keyboard is suffering.

>> No.13157706

>>13157702
>trying to save face
For what purpose?

>> No.13157710

>>13157675

This.

Having a competent protagonist once in a while would be nice.

>> No.13157711

>>13156745
I have to recommend kitsoviet's stuff as well, it's been consistently enjoyable.

>> No.13157715

>>13157706
Because you're a dumbass. I misspelled "well fuck" you assume I'm mad, well, wrong. I simply dislike the idea of idiots getting to be haughty.

>> No.13157716

>>13157711
>kitsoviet
More scylla fucking when.

>> No.13157719

>>13157715
You're digging yourself into a deeper hole with every post.
Give it up Anon, I have the moral high ground!

>> No.13157722

>>13157719
Maybe he could get one of those Chinese military multipurpose shovels?

>> No.13157726

>>13157719
We're all anonymous, there are no holes to dig nor faces to save. Today we argue, tomorrow we're best friends, your proverbial moral high ground is quite meaningless.

>> No.13157731

>>13157710
Monstergirl stories with them do exist.

>> No.13157734

>>13157731
Name them, wise one, so that I may learn from them.

>> No.13157736

>>13157731
Can you name any?

>> No.13157742

>>13157734
>>13157736
I'm not going to lie, but they are pretty rare and off the top of my head I can only think of one.

http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag

>> No.13157745

>>13157742
Well that's that then. Guess we are doomed to just have shitty protagonists. Even if I'll try my best to make two of mine into badasses.

>> No.13157746

>>13157742
Too bad he is dead.

Thanks for making me sad anon.

>> No.13157755

>>13157746
Wait, he's dead? As in dead dead or in the metaphorical sense?

>> No.13157756

>>13157742
>http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag

Thank you Anon, you are a good man.

>> No.13157757

>>13157710
The HFYfags' idea of a competent protagonist is someone who rapes and kill everything that moves.

>> No.13157759

>>13157745
Like I said anon, these stories are out there. You'll just probably never find them.

>>13157746
At least we can be sad together.

>> No.13157760

>>13157755
He was dead to begin with. As a door nail. There was no doubt whatsoever about that.

>> No.13157762

>>13156807
>>13156822
The 40k ork thing isn't a direct gundam reference, just a happy coincidence. "Red goes faster" is a very long standing car meme predating either, both around vehicle performance and in shifting them off the lot in car sales. It's not actually entirely unfounded, as colors have measurable effects on behavior/physiology, like boosting adrenaline in the case of reds, so drivers in red cars get a psychological boost while other drivers are more intimidated by red cars; red cars get more speeding citations than average, red sports cars hold their value better. We associate red with power and aggression in general, and we unconsciously behave to match just like how people drive harder if a metal track plays over the radio. Blue meanwhile makes people calmer and more calculating (and orks think it makes you intrinsically stealthier and more cunning). This is also where Oni color association probably comes from, so really this shit is as old as the hills.

>> No.13157763

>>13157755
ded not dead

>> No.13157764

>>13157760
So
So is he dead dead, or dead in the metaphorical sense?

>> No.13157765

>>13157759
>never find them
THEN I WILL WRITE THEM! One day. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not this week.
Next week? Probably. Yes. Quite.

>> No.13157767

>>13157763
Oh OK, I was really worried. I thought we lost someone

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>>13157660
Pharaoh
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship
Osiris works I guess

>> No.13157773

>>13157734
>>13157736
The MC from Rusalka.

>> No.13157775

>>13157767
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. I'm fairly certain at least one thread regular has died since you started browsing monstergirl threads.

>> No.13157778

>>13157775
Well, now I'm depressed

>> No.13157780

>>13157767
Time to pull an /a/ and ask who knows how many we have silently lost though.

>> No.13157782

>>13157778
Don't worry. The dead are plowing Charon's butt.

>> No.13157783

>>13157765
I'm with you anon! Some day I will finally find the time and motivation to start a story, and perhaps I may even get around to finishing it!

>> No.13157788

>>13157664

Oh, I agree, I just thought it was funny. I had a hard time making out what they were saying, the formatting is just all kinds of fucked up.

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>>13157783
I'll top that. I promise to write THREE UPDATES this week!
That's right. THREE!

>> No.13157799

>>13157789
That better be 3 updates to your Oomukade story.

>> No.13157801

>>13157788
It definitely was funny. I couldn't help but burst our laughing at first, but then I quickly became confused as I tried to decipher what they were trying to say.

>> No.13157805

>>13157789
I'll take your word for it Alp. And if you see a gleam in the distance, just ignore it

>> No.13157807

>>13157660
>Crow Tengu
>Dance Manipulation

East Wind Dancin

>> No.13157811

>>13157799
No, see, I already promised last week I'd give updates to three stories, so it's just one each. There will be silly smut in two of those three though. Not yet for the Oomukade though. She needs to get some meat on her bones first. Not fat. Just... you know. To make her look less like an anorectic.
>>13157805
Gleam?

>> No.13157820

>>13157811
Yes. Just ignore it

>> No.13157829

>>13157811
That's okay I guessm but how long are you planning on making those updates?

>> No.13157831

>>13157820
Would you care to explain the nature of this suspicious gleam in the distance and what potential effects it may have on my person?

>> No.13157835

>>13157831
Absolutely not. Just ignore it.

>> No.13157839

>>13157829
Thousand words apiece, or thereabouts. I'm not very prolific these days, as you well know. That's not changing anytime soon.
I promise to only post new chapters of Vertex from now once they've been finished.

>> No.13157880

>>13156988
I would have preferred if the drama had focused more around Laska and her first boyfriend; you could have had some complex development around a core of mutual healing there precipitated by her childhood trauma as well as what she had done; really explored how monsters feel about men, their own instincts towards men, and so forth. Instead that got put to one side in favor of a much less interesting Hallmark Original Movie style dramatic twist, because it was originally based on a much shorter story by someone else where that was the sole focus, lacking anubis wife and daughteru's first boyfriend. The original had a straightforward theme of a child recovering from loss, losing the adoptive father who saved her, but being able to continue thanks to the strength he instilled in her while he was at peace because he knew this; Laska started out by quite successfully repositioning itself to focus and expand much more on the internal struggles and growth of a damaged child while the father was much more a cypher for the reader, so the reinsertion of the loss theme and recentralizing the drama on the father was distracting, diluting and awkward.

>> No.13157894

>>13157660
>Holstaur
>Whip Manipulation
The only thing that comes to mind is The Domoonatrix .

>> No.13157910

>>13157894
>The Domoonatrix
>not The Cowgirl

>> No.13157912

>>13157894
>>13157910
Or Bullwhip Betsy.

>> No.13157914

>>13157066
I think priapism is usually just painful (and sometimes damaging for other reasons), rather than a necrosis risk. Boners don't actually lock the blood in there, or necrosis would set in within a matter of minutes as the oxygen got used up, they just narrow the outflow vein and the hardon is the equilibrium where the elevated pressure is enough to speed up the restricted outflow to balance the inflow. A 24 hour regular boner should just be unpleasant, not dangerous.

>> No.13157920
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I beliieeeeve I can flyyy~
I beliieeeeve I can touch the skyyy~

>> No.13157949

>>13157910
>>13157912
Yes, those are both good names, but I didn't think of them at that specific moment. Had I waited, I probably would have chosen one of those names.

>> No.13157961

>>13157920

You mean "touch" the atmosphere at higher altitutes. Careful not to get lightheaded and faint while in mid-air.

>> No.13157966

>>13157961
That doesn't affect airheads, and the look on her face clearly marks her as one.

>> No.13157978

>>13157920
>>13157961
>>13157966
So she's a flying wurm?

>> No.13157980

>>13157978
No. Harpies are airheads too.

>> No.13157982

>>13157978
Quaza, Quazana, Q, uhh
Mayan god

>> No.13157983
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>>13157982
Quetzalcoatl.

>> No.13157988

>>13157983
Gesundheit
Thank you

>> No.13157992
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>>13157988
>Anon-senpai thanked me!

>> No.13157999

>>13157980
But she's not a harpy.
>>13157982
I know what she is, just saying if she's an airhead then she's like a flying fluffy wurm.

>> No.13158006

>>13157999
>she's not a harpy
She's not a Wurm either. "Airhead" is not tied down to species.

>> No.13158009

>>13157880
>I would have preferred if the drama had focused more around Laska and her first boyfriend

I half agree with you.
On the one hand, I concur that first boyfriend was generally all-round better than [Artist].
On the other hand, I thought that Laska losing him via a misapplication of the monstergirl's ubiquitous "If you like him you must rape him" instinct was, I dunno, poetic justice. It was a refreshing change from the whole everyone-ends-up-with-the-partner-they're-best-suited-for trope, which is stultifyingly prevelant even in stories that aren't supposed to be hugboxy.

Or maybe I'm overanalysing a throwaway character in an anonymous reverse-rape fic.
There's no maybe about it

>> No.13158010

>>13157992
>Being this happy that i said thank you
I mean, I say thank you to everyone out of politeness, but something about making someone happy always makes me feel all fuzzy inside
But seriously, thank you

>> No.13158011

>>13158006
You can't look at her and tell me you don't think wurm as the closest species.

>> No.13158017

>>13158011
not the Anon, but it's a god. Why are you pushing airhead so hard?

>> No.13158018

>>13158010
She's not a goddess who gets a lot of worship these days. Being noticed at all makes her happy.
>>13158011
Ryu is the closes species.

>> No.13158023

>>13158011
She reminds me of Miia.

>> No.13158024

>>13158023
And Miia is a bimbo.

>> No.13158032

>>13157920
>>13157983
>>13157992
What a cute god.

>> No.13158037

>>13157757
Mire like someone that can do something ithervtgan get captured abdcraped. I hope you're not using Edgemaster Paladin as a reference for competent character. Those characters are obviously and intentionally psychopathic and insane.

>> No.13158051

>>13158037
>Mire like someone that can do something ithervtgan get captured abdcraped
Go home, you're drunk.

>> No.13158052

>>13158017
You are taking this way too seriously anon, I'm not pushing anything, one guy said she's an airhead and she clearly looks like a flying wurm so I just made the connection.

>> No.13158053

>>13157920
Quetzaqoalt?

>> No.13158061

>>13158024
2D bimbos are good.

>> No.13158064

>>13158051
*More like someone who can do something other than get captured and raped.

I wasn't paying attention.

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>>13158061
True dat.
>>13158064
Sure you weren't, rummie. What, you kiss an Oni and it went to your head?

>> No.13158074

>>13157920

Best maid.

Profile when, gelatin?

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>>13158074
>Best maid
That title is already taken.

>> No.13158098

>>13158083
>snake cloaca somewhere at the end of snake tail
>best

>> No.13158110
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13158110

I'm not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing.

>> No.13158119

>>13158110
Is that supposed to be Icarus...?
Or is that completely wrong?

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13158148

Imagine the Jerry Springer show in a world where monster girls exist.

>> No.13158159

>>13158119
It's from .less' imgur gallery. Might be a commission

>> No.13158166

>>13158159
Wait
Wait wait wait wait
That was drawn by .Less?

>> No.13158171

>>13158166
Yes?

>> No.13158173

>>13158148
Considering there is no NTR in MGE, there is no much to talk about

>> No.13158176

>>13158166
.less draws alot of stuff that he doesn't post here

>> No.13158181

>>13158171
Holy shit the kid's improved
I mean, I know he's improving because of Mari's guidance, but holy shit the kid's improved
Holy shit.

>> No.13158192

>>13158173
>no NTR
pfft haha

>> No.13158193

>>13157734
>>13157736
Too early in the story to say for sure, but the Apophis pet guy from spaceworm seems pretty competent. The way he dealt with the Anubutt was reasonable and kind of cool.

>> No.13158199

>>13158176
I know he does, it's just his art style seems so different now
The kid's doing good. I applaud Mari. Not that I'm saying .Less is bad, it's just now he's just, improved

>> No.13158202

>>13158181

Doesn't matter if he's goddamn Rembrandt. He draws futa, furry, and other shit intentionally to stir up the threads and should be shunned.

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Would you a White-furred Anubis?

>> No.13158212

>>13158202
I mean, yeah he does a lot of things to get us, some, those guys in the corner, riled up
But you've got to admit, the kid's improved. Seriously, you're doing good, .Less

>> No.13158213

>>13158173
Plenty of scope for "Help! My husband knocked up my daughteru AND my mother!" and / or "We took a honeymoon in Wonderland and I found him raping the doormouse concierge"

>> No.13158214

>>13158202
okayy lmao

>> No.13158216

>>13157719
>I have the moral high ground!
L
O
L

>> No.13158219

>>13158206
Of course

>> No.13158225

>>13158213
"An alp told me he was a succubus!"

>> No.13158226

>>13158181
>>13158199

>Mari getting all the credit
.less said there was no actual 'teaching' that's happening. only advices here and there

>> No.13158228

>>13158212

Improved shit is still shit. You could polish a turd all the way to +15 and it'd still be a piece of shit.

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>>13158213
>"Help! My husband knocked up my daughteru AND my mother!
Hot
You mean this guy?

>> No.13158237

>>13158212
See .less' Cait Sith futa pic
First thought was: huh, he's really improved on his sameface problem, way to go kid
Second thought: FUCKING LESS FUCKING AT IT AGAIN THE FUTA-SUCKING CUNT

>> No.13158243

>>13157675
>>13157710
I've noticed that most monster girl fans are ultimate betas.

>> No.13158244

>>13158232
That is some shallow fucking gene pool Rika's swimmin' in there
This is even worse than your typical European monarchy

>> No.13158249

>>13158237
But I liked futa Cait and Jabberwocky paizuring futa Cait
All those assblasted replies make me laugh

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Just finished watching Apocalypse Now once again and all I want is a story where a kikimora struggles to take care of soldier suffering from PTSD.
I'm extremely saddened that this concept doesn't exist

>> No.13158256

>>13158226
I'm sorry. I really shouldn't be giving Mari all the attention when .Less is the artist. It's like giving the business man selling the painting all the attention when the artist is right there
.Less, you're doing good. Keep at it. Continue listening to old man, err, woman, Mari and keep doing what you're doing
Actually, disregard that last part. I sense I might be attacked

>>13158237
That was my reaction, except I didn't really flip shit No, I do not like futa, I just have thick skin due to life. Mostly laughed at it and brushed it off

>> No.13158259

> .Less has an IDF now

For fucks sake you people are pathetic.

>> No.13158260

>>13158243
> monstergirls are in most settings at least super-proactive initiative takers in the dating stakes
> and frequently that gets dialled all the way up to explicit femdom rape
Betas are kinda the target demographic here, anon.

>> No.13158267

>>13158206
I'd an Anubis.

That one is no exception. She is lovely. The contrast of her white fur and delicious brown skin is a marvel. Extremely alluring. Beautiful, quite simply.

>> No.13158271

>>13158259
IDF?
Indigenous Defence force? Ironic Destructor Ferguson? Illegal Deranged Familiars?

>> No.13158272

>>13158260
I know, but these threads still amaze me.

>> No.13158280

>>13158249
>Jabberwocky paizuring futa Cait
No such thing.

But seriously, that wasn't .less. .less just drew a POV Jabberwock Paizuri. Mithril's the one that drew a "Companion" piece where it's Futa Cait.

>> No.13158284

>>13158259
On one hand, it's undeniable that he has improved.
On the other, he's probably the most prolific drawfag these threads have so some will feel they got to suck that cock in hopes he doesn't leave.

>> No.13158285

>>13158243
Duh, it's a setting for betas who are too afraid to have actual relationships and just want to get raped by grills
And also no cheating ever

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>>13158259
.Less is someone you should have extremely low expectations for.

>> No.13158295

>>13158280
>Mithril's the one that drew a "Companion" piece where it's Futa Cait.
Really? Then he is pretty based
What was his other pics? I don't remember

>> No.13158298

>>13158271
>Indigenous Defence force?
Yes. Ironic also works. Or internet.

It's hard to be surprised though, like I said when it was posted people will just forget or stop giving a shit whether he jumps at the chance to post furry dicks or not shortly after and go back to praise. It's like inconsistency is the best armour.

>> No.13158301

>>13158295
Two of my favorite pics from Mithril are an Anubis as a belly dancer, and Moose's Mantis underneath a table between the MC's legs.

>> No.13158303

>>13158280
>POV Jabberwock Paizuri
I need a link to this. For reasons.

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>>13158243
>>13158260
>>13158285

never forget this post >>13157600

>> No.13158311

>>13158292
>Chatango

Hello cancer, I haven't seen you in years.

>> No.13158314

>>13158305
Don't forget the abusive drunks and suicidal office workers.

>> No.13158315

>>13158303
http://i.imgur.com/5f2psic.png

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>>13158298
Frankly, this thread is so full of autistic shits that I can't blame .less for trolling them like that. It's amusing, even if the shitstorms they kick up distract from nice stuff like greentexts, situationals, and occasional bits of actual, non-idiotic discussion.

So long as he keeps cranking out 20/10 lovely things like this on top of his occasional troll pics, I've no problem with it.

>> No.13158323

>>13158318
Seconded

>> No.13158328

>>13158318

What you've just described is an abusive relationship.

Not that it matters what I say. You all are just going to keep sucking the cat faggot's barbed dick through each and every shitstorm he causes.

/mgg/ is dead. It's officially worse than /ksg/ now.

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>>13158315

>> No.13158338

>>13158318
If more people here grew a skin that wasn't paper thin about shit they didn't like maybe these autism fueled rampages would happen .less often

>> No.13158339

>>13158318
I'll still consider him a faggot. Even if he did a new pic every day it wouldn't change the fact that these threads have too much shitposting without him fanning the flames just so he can giggle like a retard for halfa minute and get back pats in irc for it.

>> No.13158340

>>13158315
Ayyyy lmao

>>13158303
Here ya go.
http://i.imgur.com/PGk0Ytt.png

>>13158328
>Abusive relationship
Wow you are really ass-blasted over catdick aren't you?

>> No.13158343

>>13158338
Although your joke made me chuckle, it's wrong
.Less means Pointless, anon, making your joke make no sense

>> No.13158344

>>13156880
You are going to continue, right? Right?

>> No.13158346

>>13158333
Sorry, wrong pic
Here it is
http://i.imgur.com/RuuBzMg.png

>> No.13158347

>>13158280
>>13158303
I wish she wasn't also using that weird tongue from her brooch, kind of ruined it for me
What's wrong with just plain old paizuri

>> No.13158348

>>13158338
Required reading to get less mad about futa:

http://exhentai.org/g/542140/2145c218a9/

>> No.13158355

>>13158343
I know. I've never read .less as pointless though. Always mentally "less" unless it was spelled out on one of his pages. Too much mental effort and I had to make the joke before I went to bed.

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>>13158346

Fool me once...

>> No.13158358

>>13158347
Her paizuri is better with the tongue.

>> No.13158365

>>13158355
Eh, you're not alone. I call him "Less" too

>> No.13158372

>>13158356
You can have this as apologies
http://i.imgur.com/sQuh6fJ.png

>> No.13158377

Posting imgur links to /d/ content is still violating blue board rules.

>> No.13158380
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>>13158346
>mfw .Less still doesn't know how to draw a different face, even when he draws furshit as an epic trole

>> No.13158381

>>13158377
Prove it.

>> No.13158395

>>13158318
Sure, it's not like he's the sole source of destruction or that there's much reason to preserve or care for sanctity, it just keeps happening and I have to wonder if people are conscious of it. It's fine if they are, like how you said, just funny.

>>13158328
Don't forget, you're here forever etc.

>> No.13158401

>>13158328

>/mgg/ is dead

There's still some little content that is still worth read beneath all the shit.

>> No.13158407

>>13158305
Wow, it's like I really am in /r9k/!

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Who wants to bully cats in heat here? I know I do.

>> No.13158413

>>13158328
>/ksg/
It's still alive?
Shit, it's been more than 3 years since release of that game
What they are doing there?

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>>13158328
> Properties
> Image Created: 07 August 2014

>> No.13158420

>>13158380
Most hentai artists have the sameface syndrome
What's your point?

>> No.13158422

>>13158410

>Blah blah blah bully X blah blah blah with my dick blah blah blah

No.

>> No.13158423

>>13158410
I want to bully you for being a big nerd.

>> No.13158424

>>13158413

The same thing /mgg/ is doing right now: circlejerking, shitposting, memeposting, sucking off draw/writefags, and so on. Little content (if any) is produced, let alone relevant to Katawa Shoujo itself. Sound familiar?

Daily generals go to shit every time without fail. But it's pretty sad when you become worse than /ksg/.

>> No.13158431

>>13158424
You're jumping to conclusions. Other from those who will not be named, nothing is worse than /ksg/

>> No.13158433

>>13158423
But I'm not Alp.

>> No.13158435

>>13158410
>bullying cats
That draws the attention of Cait Sith, anon.

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>>13158424
You don't gotta be here if you don't like it, anon.
Leave those of us who got matango'd and fused to our place to rot. Fly, fly and be free!

>> No.13158440

>>13158435
Which then draws the attention of the entire Cat Kingdom
I say this Anon is insane and is trying to commit some form of suicide

>> No.13158441

>>13158424
We aren't worse because we still have primary content come into existence. They have one very small game that could not possibly be discussed to death more than it already has. Calm down and quit your doomsaying and bellyaching. And yes, .less is a faggot and that's not going to change, but at this point it's to be expected so you have no one to blame but yourself if you're still disappointed with him. Just take his good drawings and fuck the rest.

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>>13158433
I'm still taking your lunch money!

>> No.13158446

>>13158424
But mgg gets new content every month when new MGE profile is released

>> No.13158447

>>13158440
But I thought sexual bullying didn't count?

>> No.13158448

>>13158443
You know, although Alps are, well, Alps, they have nice ties

>> No.13158451

>>13158441
>one very small game
KS has decent length by VN standards though

>> No.13158453

>>13158447
Tell it to the Cat Kingdom court

>> No.13158462

>>13158453
Well, you see your honor. I did indeed deny her the dick for several days while teasing her, but only so she would be honest and pounce me like she wanted to! I had every intention of giving her kittens, but thought it was really cute to see her pleading face.
And if you let me off I'll buy you a whole salmon.

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Has there been any good Scylla or Kraken stories recently

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>a succubus enters a portal
>a world filled with men, no monsters to compete with
>no matter what she does nobody bats an eye
>the nerdy librarian guy doesn't blush as she nearly shows him her crotch, but he spills his spaghetti at a 6/10 nerdy girl that went to check out a book
>the jock doesn't even consider her within the range of things he'd fuck, and he had already fucked half the girls in the school
>she strips in front of a guy she has know for a while, had been hinting interest in heavily, and knows he has rotten luck with women
>he doesn't even notice, instead asking her opinion on how to seduce a human woman
>no matter what she does men do not show interest
>in a hunger induced terror she rapes someone
>she gets hunted down like a criminal
>now she lives innawoods as a demon of rape, fucking whatever man she can just for sustenance
>hated by literally everyone
>she doesn't cry, since self-pity doesn't keep her alive

>> No.13158465

>>13158451
It's barely 30 hours when a lot of the better ones hit 40 and up. I'm not denying KS is good, I like it, but the point is it's not large enough to sustain 3 years or more of daily discussion.

>> No.13158471

>>13158463
>recently
Has there been any at all?

>> No.13158472

>>13158453
He's right though. I wonder if BlUE ovarying counts however.

>> No.13158474

>>13158471
As far as I remember, no, there hasn't..

>> No.13158477

>>13158463
Kitsoviet has one that he has yet to update.

>> No.13158479

>>13158472
I think blue ovarying your catgirl would automatically make you guilty and sentence you to some unimaginable and cruel form of punishment that would break even the strongest of willed men
Moral of the story: Stay on the good side of the Cat Kingdom

>> No.13158484

>>13158465
During the great writfagging Jurassic period, KS was an endless mine of content thanks to numerous writefags writing stories, such as NEgi and Bromont and Captain Niggawatts.
Sadly, /a/ entered a great writfag depression shortly before KS actually came out.

>> No.13158486

>>13158479
What if she's in to that sort of thing?

>> No.13158488

>>13158486
Well then you're fine

>> No.13158490

>>13158477
Know where I can harass him to make him update?

>> No.13158495

>>13158479
I'll bully catgirls and no one can stop me. I'll just keep a cyanide pill and a few dynamite sticks handy.

>> No.13158501

>>13158465
30 hours is more than average for VN.
Planetarian, Saya is less than 5 hours. And so almost all nukiges

>> No.13158505

>>13158495
>Dynamite
>Not sticks of Cat Nip
Did you not learn anything from the bombings and chaos in the Cat kingdom by the Laser Terrorists

>> No.13158507

>>13158465
Is KS actually good?
I never played it

>> No.13158510

>>13158507
It varies from person to person.
I liked it. I'd suggest seeing it for yourself at least.

>> No.13158511

>>13158463

>People just now wanting Scylla and Kraken

You faggots missed your chance to bask in the glory of Her Eminence's tentacles.

>> No.13158513

>>13158446
MGE is dead

>> No.13158514
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>you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>you will never have a centaur daughteru who can walk to you clumsily on the day she's born to hug you
>you will never have a harpy daughteru who attempts to fly but lands on her butt each time
>you will never have a spider girl daughteru who weaves a picture of you out of web
>you will never have a slime girl daughteru who covers you in her entire body as a hug
>you will never have a mantis girl daughteru who brings you whatever she hunts for your praise
>you will never have a cow girl daughter who you caress gently as she milks for the first time
>you will never have a lizard girl daughteru who you need to help peel off her old skin
>you will never have a cat girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head
>you will never have a dog girl daughteru who just wants to rub against you
>you will never have a caterpillar daughteru cry and cling to you for a whole day because she needs to leave you for 7 months to become a Butterfly daughteru
>you will never have a dullihan daughteru who you break up fights between the head and body
>you will never have an allrune daughteru who smiles gently as she blooms and says she loves you for the care you've given her
>you will never have a vampire daughteru who you cut yourself to give her blood to ease her hunger for it
>You will never have a scylla daughteru who you need to change because she keeps inking her panties when afraid
>you will never have a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails
>you will never have a wyvern daughteru who you rub her upset stomach as she develops her dragon breath
>you will never have any monster girl daughteru

>> No.13158515

>>13158505
The dynamite is also for me.

>> No.13158518

>>13158511
No we haven't.
Guess I'll just have to write something myself...

>> No.13158519

>>13158505
>Set up disco ball in the cat kingdom
>Chaos reigns

>> No.13158521

>>13158515
>Blowing up yourself
Did you not learn ANYTHING?

>> No.13158522

>>13158074
New maid profile in about two/three hours.

The requesting Master however specifically wants a mammal or a demon maid type. That said, all remaining forms don't seem to favor a sugarscaled goddess either. Perhaps i'll just do it on the side.

>> No.13158524

>>13158513
Gott ist tot

>> No.13158528

>>13158507
Just play it, even if it's just one route. Considering that it was just some weird startup project from 4chan it's of a decent quality. Whether you like it or not is up to you.

>> No.13158531

>>13158521
I don't follow.

>> No.13158532

>>13158511
>tentacles
Into the trash it goes
I don't want tentacles in my ass

>> No.13158533

>>13158514
There is a lack of mice in this list that saddens me.

>> No.13158534

>>13158507
I enjoyed it. It's not a masterpiece, but it's certainly worth a read.

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>>13158532

You can't run

>> No.13158537

>>13158514

I just realized Miia's daughter is doing the Megaman Robot Master hand signal.

>> No.13158538

>>13158514
>you will never have your dragon daughter look up how she can apply her breath to everyday things so she can make you proud
>you will never have your vampire daughter stand before you and proclaim she will never eat human blood to get you to stop hurting yourself
>you will never have your spider daughter come out from a dark corner just to hug you

>> No.13158539

>>13158531
You don't need to kill yourself. Waste of time, effort, and the clean up is a pain

>> No.13158542

>>13158532
>up your ass
>Not giving your dick the best tentacle job/suction action it has ever received

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13158544

>>13158511
Oh please, when was the last last time we've ever had something that pertained to Honey-Bees, Giant Ants, or Ant Arachnes even?

>> No.13158549

>>13158539
Better dead than a catfucker.

>> No.13158550

>>13158514
>Miia will never meet her father
>Cerea will never meet and connect with hers
>Papi will be happy at the little sister her parents are making for her

>> No.13158551

>>13158544
Well, Ant Arachne and their counterparts got some love a few threads back

>> No.13158553

>>13158542
Tentacles up the ass is a risk you take should you choose the wrong woman that won't respect your wishes/gets overly excited/whatever. She's got 8+ so it's not like both acts, even at the same time, are mutually exclusive.

>> No.13158554

>>13158538
>You will never have your Dragon daughteru steal all your game consoles, games, and PC related items and build a fort out of them
>She will never poke her head out of it cutely when you call her name
>She'll never dive back into it upon noticing your angry expression

>> No.13158558

>>13158532
MGE girls are either good at reading their prey or have a fetish-radar. Tentacles won't go up your ass if you dislike the concept.

>> No.13158560

>>13158549
So you'd rather blow up yourself and cause damage than doing what the Laser terrorists did and bomb/terrorize things in the Cat kingdom effectively
You're that guy everyone tried to stray away from because he keeps pointing the rocket launcher at his face or at the ground because he thinks it's jammed

>> No.13158565

>>13158553
You could just flat out tell her you don't like or want tentacles up your bum.
If she listens, you've got a keeper.

>> No.13158567

>>13157983
>>13157992
I feel obligated to dislike this...Female Hakkar.

>> No.13158568

>>13158558
>Alps suddenly realize they can tell who wants to bully them the most
Mild amusement.

>> No.13158570

>>13158560
No, it's just Dale-kun again.

>> No.13158572

>>13158514
>You will never have a yuki-onna daughteru that just wants you to snuggle with her because she's always cold.
>You will never console your mermaid daughteru after she hits her head on the local pool's diving board.
>You will never have an elven daughteru to congratulate after her first perfect bullseye-shot on her archery class.
>You will never have a cyclops daughteru to take to the optometrist for a monocle fitting.
>You will never have a dragon daughteru who will always consider your love her greatest treasure.
>You will never have a zombie daughteru that needs of your sewing skills to keep her hand on it’s place.
>you will never have a kikimora daughteru who tries to help around the house with a bromm far too large for her
>you will never have a yeti daughteru who constantly clings to you with all the strength her little arms can muster
>you will never have a sandworm daughteru who tries to swallow you but can only ever fit you hand in her mouth
>you will never have a wurm daughteru who constantly breaks her toys because she doesn't know her own strength
>you will never have a sphinx daughteru who always asks you the same riddle and you sometimes answer incorrectly to make her feel better
>you will never have a weresheep daughteru who cuddles up to your face when you go to bed
>you will never have an oomukade daughteru who is to scared to show her face to others that she hides under you clothes
>you will never have a thunderbird daughteru who tries to zap you but ends up shocking herself
>you will never have a mimic daughteru to play peek-a-boo with
>you will never have a ryu daughteru who flies in circles around you
>you will never have a sahuagin daughteru who almost never says anything except for an occasional hushed "I love you daddy"

>> No.13158577

>>13158560
I don't belong to any group and I don't care about attacking the cat kingdom. I'm saying I'll bully cats if I want, and if I find myself in the cat kingdom for mindbreaking into furrydom, I welcome death. Fuck cats.

No, not that way you faggot.

>> No.13158578

>>13158565
>If she listens, you've got a keeper.
Right? The hugs, cuddles and tentacle jobs would be amazing. Really though, I assume even most people here are man enough to tell a woman they don't want things up their ass, so whether that's obeyed or not kind of depends on how you headcanon your MGs.

>> No.13158585

>>13158577
Anon, you're taking this way too serious

>> No.13158588

>>13158542
You know squids have teeth and spikes in their suction cups?

>> No.13158589

>>13158560
I still say that ANGMAR is good name for a terrorist group, since the original Angmar was created for the purpose of destroying something and did not stop hammering it down until it was destroyed regardless of the fact it took them about 500 years to do so.
Now that's some determined hatred.

>> No.13158590

>>13158544

I'd do it but i'm pretty sure i'm bad at portraying girls I don't particularly feel anything for

>> No.13158592

>>13158570
Bitch more monstersub.

>> No.13158593

>>13158578
Scylla, and Lamia, give the best hugs.

>> No.13158594

>>13158593
You forgot Yeti's

>> No.13158597

>>13158588
Isn't that mainly the Humboldt Squid?

>> No.13158600

>>13158585
I say you're not taking it seriously enough. You're just gonna take being with a MG you hate?

>> No.13158602

>>13158593
You forgot harpies. Sure it's not quite body-enveloping, but the fluff!

>> No.13158607

>>13158565
And if she doesn't see you as husband material but just one stand rape snack, she will shove even more tentacles up your ass
REMOVE TENTACLES

>> No.13158614

>>13158602
They give A+ hugs, but not S rank.

>>13158607
Shut up.

>> No.13158622

>>13158600
MAMONO MANA mindbreaks you into loving whatever monster got you

>> No.13158633

>>13158622
It'll also turn them into loving wives.
Or if it doesn't, that one fruit will make damn sure they do.

>> No.13158634

>>13158622
And before that happens I'll kill myself.

>> No.13158641

>>13158600
You're taking this way too serious, anon. It was a joke

>> No.13158643

>>13158614
No, tentacles a shit

>> No.13158649
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>>13158643
And so are you.

>> No.13158654
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13158654

>>13158649

>> No.13158658
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>>13158514
>>you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>>you will never have a cat girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head
>>you will never have a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails

>>13158572
>>You will never have a dragon daughteru who will always consider your love her greatest treasure.

>> No.13158662

>>13158654
You know Octopi are pretty awful at preforming tasks if they're not observing them, right?
Makes for a not-so-great maid.

>> No.13158670

>>13158662
They're also super flexible because no bones other from the beak. I'd say that's a benefit since they can get to places you can't even reach
Truly, a Scylla maid is a mixed bag

>> No.13158675

>>13158649
You know she loves to peg MC in that game, right?
Fuck off peggingfag

>> No.13158682

>>13158226
Didn't I say that numerous times too?
http://i.imgur.com/Ara01A2.jpg
All I do is point out mistakes, tell him to do certain exercises more to kill same face syndrome and give him stuff that helps him develop and get rid of weaknesses he has along with sending him a bunch of references.
Giving advice too of course.

>> No.13158684
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13158684

What would you do if your dragon daughteru hits her growth spurt?

>> No.13158687

>>13158684
Well, we're going to need a bigger house

>> No.13158692

>>13158682
Afternoon, Mari. How are you doing?

>> No.13158693

>>13158670
You could also store your Scylla waifu/daugheru/maido in your suitcase for easy and cheap transportation.

>>13158682
So you are still mentoring him.

>> No.13158697

>>13158684
Fuck off.

>> No.13158699
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13158699

>>13158589
Anon, the original Angmar was a giant black fortress where Sauron's dad -
...
No, sorry, I'm thinking of Angbad. But I'd already spent precious seconds finding this sweet pic of Fingolfin, so damned if I'm gonna not post it now.

>> No.13158707

>>13158684
I'm not into gigantism/giantesses so I refuse to acknowledge this scenario.

>> No.13158716

>>13158684
>>>/d/

>> No.13158726

>>13158682
Hey Mari, is it possible I could request you to draw a completely shameless Lilim character idea I had?

>> No.13158728

>>13158697
>>13158707
>>13158716
Neither am I.

>> No.13158729

>>13158684
Introduce her to a variety of size-changing comic book characters, and show her the path of righteousness.

>> No.13158731

>>13158729
Like Apache Chief?

>> No.13158735

>>13158726
Silly anon, Mari only draws her lilim and nothing else. Asking is pointless

>> No.13158736

>>13158735
Ah, I see what you did there

>> No.13158738

>>13158731
Apache Chief; Ant-Man, Atom Smasher; whatever works.

>> No.13158741

>>13158735
So giving her a money bukkake won't work like the other drawfags?

>> No.13158743

>>13158684
I can enjoy giantess to an extent, but that's too big.

>> No.13158748

>>13158741
>Money bukkake

In a study somewhere, a danuki just creamed her panties.

>> No.13158749

>>13158741
>money bukkake
That makes me think of molten coins dripping on the artist while they scream in pain.

mind pls no why

>> No.13158765

>>13158749
>Molten coins

Why? Papae money is a thing.

anon making it rain on a danuki stripper when?

>> No.13158767

>>13158716
You can say that about the thread.

>> No.13158781

>>13158767
LOL! No. You got issues take it up with the mods.

Protip: they put us here.

>> No.13158794
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13158794

>>13158748
This is how you get the danukis wet

>> No.13158799

>>13158781
>LOL
I don't want to defend him but come on.

>> No.13158807
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13158807

>>13158748
And dragons.
I always wondered about that scene in The Hobbit movie where they try to defeat Smaug by burying him in molten gold.
If there's anything dragons -like-, it's high temperatures and gold.
Throwing a tsunami of liquid precious metal at him is more likely to turn him on than kill him.

No dragon waifu to drip hot gold on instead of hot wax, while she pants and squirms, her underwear a sopping mess

>> No.13158811

>>13158799
I wasn't serious.

>> No.13158828

>>13158807
I was picturing wads of cash. You need gold and jewels for dragons

>> No.13158830

>>13158807
Sounds like a bit of a briar patch thing...

I'm intrigued.

>> No.13158834

>>13158828
>Ahegaoing Dragon with jewels and gems and gold coins raining upon her face

>> No.13158839

>>13158735
I draw other lilims. I did Ilassa, and I have others who want me to draw fan lilims too, so it's not a new request ;p

>> No.13158843

>>13155935
Isn't that canon in MGE?
Why would anyone get mad over canon?

>> No.13158856

>>13158843
No that's not how it works.

>> No.13158859

>>13158839
So you wouldn't be against it, provided your plate wasn't full of other requests and commisions?

>> No.13158860

>>13158843
>Children this is bait

>> No.13158862

>>13158834
Honestly, this isn't the weirdest thing I've gotten a boner over.

>> No.13158869

>>13158862
We've all gotten boners over something much weirder.

>> No.13158873
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13158873

ITTY

BITTY

KITTY

TITTIES

>> No.13158874

>>13158839
And how many did you do so far?

>> No.13158880

>>13158873
>One piece
Cute

>> No.13158884

>>13158874
>>13158839

IIRC illassa was a commission too

>> No.13158886
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13158886

>>13158873
Tsurupettan go home

>> No.13158887

I want to perform a series of dangerous experiment and create a yeti/kitsune hybrid, is that too much to ask?

>> No.13158891
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13158891

>>13158807
>that scene in The Hobbit movie where they try to defeat Smaug by burying him in molten gold
I am triggered by this shittyness, I need cute dragons and goblins to quench my rage

>> No.13158893

>>13158869
It's practically initiation here

>> No.13158897

>>13158887

>Yetisune

>>13158891

>That pic

True headpatting material.

>> No.13158898
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13158898

We ever really do anything with doll MGs?

>> No.13158900

>>13158886
My nigga.

>> No.13158901
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13158901

>>13158891
ai

>> No.13158902

>>13158891
>That picture
Well don't hog it all, some of us have to eat too

>> No.13158903

>>13158886
The best, tied with yellow

>> No.13158907

>>13158898

She looks sad. How would she react if I sneaked up behind her, shoved my head between her legs and lifted her up to carry her around on my shoulders?

>> No.13158908

>>13158902
but it's manflesh, you can't eat that.

>> No.13158913

>>13158907
She'd spam magic spells at you and keep resurrecting until you kill the asshole at the top of the church.

>> No.13158918

>>13158908
So you want me to just sit here and starve?
I know moral dictates that eating that is out of the question, but if it's all we're going to get until the next town raid, you bet your ass I'm eating that
Besides, it's probably not manflesh. it's probably nameless Nippon meat that has a bone in it

>> No.13158919

>>13158913
That's who that is? HA!

>> No.13158924

>>13158918
It's a well done steak.
She made it, she gets to eat it.

>> No.13158925

>>13158918

Mr. Grimm what the fuck are you doing here

>> No.13158928

>>13158924
Fine. I guess I'll go hunting then
What I find is mine, end of story

>> No.13158929

>>13158918
No, you eat the crap bread she baked.
Any more lip and she won't dine on YOUR manflesh I mean she won't give you a blowjob

>> No.13158930

>>13158919
The filename made it obvious.

>> No.13158932

>>13158913
Oh. That explains the file name.

I'm ok with that. She was just trying to have a church service when we busted in anyway.

>> No.13158936

>>13158932
But nobody else was there.

>> No.13158938

>>13158843
Not unless you go by KC's tweets, in which case his answer to everything MGE-related is maybe.

>> No.13158941

>>13158898
I think they're unloved because they're kinda plain, though I don't mind that, and most people find dolls creepy.

>> No.13158943

>>13158807
>>13158891
I tend to think that Smaug was less pained by the heat of the metal, and more that some probably got in his eyes and stun and burned the more sensitive flesh there.

Also that one hole in his chest.

>> No.13158947

>>13158941
>You'll never scare guests with your Doll waifu and daughterus by having them sit on chairs and having them stare at them creepily

>> No.13158948

>>13158929
Bread? BREAD?
She gets to eat steak and all I get is bread? Oh you've got to be kidding me. You must be a comedian, a travelling merchant, a show magician.
she's going to disperse the party if she keeps it up acting high and mighty eating steak while the rest get the crumbs

>> No.13158949
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13158949

>sMUG lILIM WILL NEVER RAPE YOU

sHIT FUCKING SUCKS.

>> No.13158953

>>13158930
I'm on my phone so I didn't see it.

>> No.13158954

>>13158947
Dolls are creepy. I'm sorry, but they're unnerving as hell

>> No.13158957

>>13158949
Good, I'd rather do her tentacle cat

>> No.13158961

>>13158948
Watch Yakitate Japan.
You'll sing a different tune.

>> No.13158964

I want to bully a yeti by hugging her from behind and pinning her arms so she can't hug back.


Is there anything sadder than a yeti with no arms?

>> No.13158966

>>13158964
Thanks anon, now I'm depressed

>> No.13158967

>>13158964

>Spoiler

God dammit, man.

How would a Yeti react to a man who's lost an arm in a terrible accident?

>> No.13158968

>>13158964
One that's trapped in a bin made of tin?

>> No.13158974

>>13158936
That isn't completely true. There were a bunch of those mindless folks worshiping. There was nobody else that seemed truly sentient though. Just the guy up top and her.

At any rate, I would love to see some puppets like that.

>>13158964
Cruel bastard. I like it.

>> No.13158976

>>13158948
No bitchin'! She was the one who kidnapped you and ate your sister, she's the one that decides what you eat.
No manflesh for you.
Maybe if you're nice she'll stick out her neck and get you a tasty nag to eat. Monster or otherwise

>> No.13158979
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>>13158964
Very few things are sadder then that.

>> No.13158981 [SPOILER] 
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13158981

Pudgey Monster Girls when?

I want to rub my Waifus pot belly and rest my hands in her thick body.

>> No.13158985

>>13158974
You mean a puppet like her, but afterwards instead of destroying her you take her with you and eventually she becomes sentient after years?

>> No.13158989

>>13158976
Tch. Tells me no bitching while all I get is bread while she had a full course meal!
Why am I even still in this party. I'm better off on my own that obeying the orders is a child sized Goblin with a tree branch. And you bet your ass I'll be eating much better than I am now!

>> No.13158994

>>13158985
Sounds like a good time to me, yeah. I love adorable things, and that could be amazing.

>> No.13158998

>>13158966
>>13158967

That's ok,

We can always have
An apsara with no legs so now she can't dance for you, a wingless gandarva who can't play for you, a mute siren who can't sing or say how much she loves you.

Oh! And a lame, goblin who can only limp after you instead of sprinting into a tackle hug

>> No.13158999

>>13158964
She would be great at leg hugs and leg locking

>> No.13159010

>>13158979

>Actually saving that

I'm still sad at the coloring attempt

>> No.13159011

>>13158998
>An apsara with no legs so she can't dance for you
That actually came up the other night.
I picked up such a specimen after getting drunk at a bar. It was advised that I lift to git gud enough to lift her up and waltz with her.

>> No.13159017

>>13158998
>Implying horned music sexaphone harpies don't play with their feet

You need more than two digits to work a sitar.

>> No.13159019

>>13158998
You know

>> No.13159023
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>>13159010
Just keep loving her and everything will be alright.

>> No.13159030

>>13158989
After all the things she has done for you, you'd do that?
She keeps you fed, risks her life to make sure you get good meat to eat, bakes you bread, keeps you by a warm fire, keeps you in nice clean and warm clothing, and shags you nightly and you want to leave?
Fine, the lowlands are infested with orcs so we'll see how long you last out there by yourself, or worse you could get lost in troll country and those wenches won't ever let you see the light of day.
And that's even if you get down this mountain alive and don't freeze to death.

>> No.13159031

>>13158887
Mankind could not handle that level of fluffiness.

>> No.13159036

>>13158887
each tail is like a long flexible hand to better hug.

>> No.13159037

>>13158998
Blind gazer

Centaur with no front legs.

hinezumi in a wheel chair

Fat jinko

>> No.13159045

>>13159030
Tch, don't try to guilt trip me. When I say I'm going to do something, i mean it
Just not today. I, uhh, it's cold! And we're pretty high up. But don't think I'm staying because of her, because once we're down, I am out of here!
Gone. Poof. Never to be seen again. Don't try to tell me otherwise, because I won't listen! My mind is made up!

>> No.13159049

I want to cuddle a Dragon who had her horns broken and her tail chopped off by a hunter.

>> No.13159051

>>13159049
You're a slut.

Dragon's are greedy skanks.

>> No.13159057

>>13159049
I wanna meet the guy that can do that to a dragon.

>> No.13159062

>>13159057
It's a girl Hunter with G rank gear and a mentally challenged cat sidekick that never heals when she needs to be healed

>> No.13159064

>>13159037
>Blind gazer

Poking everything around her wih her blind closed tentacle eyes like an insect pokes senses things with its antennas so she won't accidentally bump into things.

>> No.13159074

>>13158009
It was, and if it had been resolved trivially it would have been cheap as fuck, but I think seeing it get worked through slowly would have made for a more involving story. Given this instinct is common knowledge/rape is highly normalized and Laska was plainly distraught at the time seems like it would at least be enough to justify the characters not completely breaking off contact, and a monstergirl grappling with the existential crisis over their instinctive drive, and the fact that with no shadow of a doubt they loved every second of what they did, while also feeling intensely ill over what they inflicted on the person they love and understanding how awful/terrifying their actions were could be really rich material. In addition to the usual vampiric crisis/monster in the mirror stuff, the fact that rape victims also commonly experience self loathing and doubt, and all this is magnified by each party loving the other - a monstergirl feeling even more terrible, because her boyfriend blames himself for her distress as part of his self-loathing. Perhaps monstergirls can get more concerned about mindbreak than humans, afraid that if they go too far, they might turn their husband into a doormat where the fire they fell in love with is weakened?

>> No.13159086

>>13158807
All I know is that he was looking absolutely fabulous after his molten gold bath.

>> No.13159090

>>13159037

bald kejourou

a troll with normal sized hands and feet

>> No.13159091

>>13158873
I can dig it.

>> No.13159092

>>13159086
Gold dragons are the best just because of the fact that their scales are gold

>> No.13159095

>>13159090
No, a Troll with no freckles

>> No.13159101

>>13159092
They're also haughty to an extreme and clingy.

>> No.13159110

>>13159101
And they're so pretty

>> No.13159114

>>13159095

No, not even that. A troll with no freckles and normal sized hands and feet.

>> No.13159116

>>13159095
Holy shit bro.
Stop.

>> No.13159118

>>13159095
>>13159114
Don't make me come over there, you two

>> No.13159122

>>13159023

I don't really like Tengu though.

According to you asshats I only like MGs that I write for other people

>> No.13159129

>>13159122
And you are?

>> No.13159131
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13159131

Why are girls with impossibly long tongues so sexy?

>> No.13159136

>Futa chesire
>futa cait
Who is in the middle

>> No.13159157
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13159157

Would you jack in to the database to meet a digitized lamia?

Or would you jack her out instead?

>> No.13159160

>>13159136
Me, I hope.

>> No.13159165

>>13159136
You with both of your holes filled.

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13159167

>>13159131
>>13159136
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.13159169

>>13158859
That's correct!
>>13158874
One was Ilassa, another was a private request.
I've got two more coming eventually that aren't private, from PMs on mgr.
>>13158884
Yeah, I was assuming the post up there says I don't draw any other lilim but my own period.
I'll do it for money and I can do requests when I have less. It's why I stopped taking commissions for a while.

>> No.13159176

>>13159167
>He's been posting that same thing for a year
Jesus Christ

>> No.13159179

>>13159157
Neither.

I hate laminas.

>> No.13159194

>>13157572
>Though I doubt he'll get back to me this time.
kek

>>13157456
>Implying something like love can be qualitative or verified
You keep mentioning all of these things which are happening to "you". Being raped, becoming addicted to various toxins, becoming under the thrall of some spell. That it's "forced love". But I never argued for whether or not humans could love monstergirls. "Your" feelings in the matter, and whether or not what you feel for her is a "true love" is neither here nor there. It's not what's being discussed.

We're talking about whether or not monstergirls can feel true love.
>Any man will do
Any anything will do, man. It's a thing called preference. Any dick will do, and out of the sea available to her, she chose yours because it actually meant something more to her. Fuck, even many profiles also mention pre-existing requisites outside of the dick entirely, like being able to best them in a fight. Clearly it isn't a case of "anything will do, you just happened to be there," Otherwise they'd all have magic cum dispensing dildos, and not bother trying to court saps like you who can't be convinced that they love anyone.

>> No.13159196

>>13159090

hairless kitsune

No more fluffy tails

>> No.13159200
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13159200

>>13159169
So you 're alright with taking the request at a later date?

>> No.13159203

>you will never make out with your waifu, in an abandoned tollbooth, in the middle of a monsoon

>> No.13159209
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13159209

>>13159179
But this isn't just ANY lamia, see.

She's a robot lamia.

>> No.13159210

>Blogging Intensifies

>> No.13159215

>>13159118

A troll with no freckles, normal sized hands and feet and no tail.

>> No.13159226
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13159226

>You will never be friends with a Wurm who is barely passing many of her classes
>And yet beats everybody at all the puzzle games in the arcade

>> No.13159232 [SPOILER] 
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13159232

>>13159215
But then it's just a girl with stupid flowers on her head. And she exists.

>> No.13159234

>>13159226
>Not that great in classes
>But can completely dominate you in video games
Adorable

>> No.13159240

>>13159215
That's it, I'm coming over there

>> No.13159243

>>13159234
>She knows her way around your Joystick

>> No.13159249
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13159249

>>13159209
Still no, there's only one robutt I'd want.

>> No.13159254

>>13159243
>Taunts you during fighting game matches by telling you how good she is with a joystick

>> No.13159255
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13159255

>>13159249
>Aigis
Excellent fucking taste.

>> No.13159261

>>13159254
>"Hey, buttons aren't the only thing I'm good at mashing~"
>Her little taunt messes up your Mario Party mini game and allows her to win

>> No.13159265

>>13159255
How could you not like the best girl from Persona 3?

That's like hating Naoto.

>> No.13159270

>>13159074
>Afraid that if they go too far, they might turn their husband into a doormat where the fire they fell in love with is weakened?
Huh. Mayhap this is the true purpose of the Raging Mushroom...

>> No.13159271

>>13159196
This goes beyond regular heresy.

>> No.13159272

>>13159265
I will never understand people who hate Naoto

>> No.13159273

>>13159265
Naoto's nice.
But I prefer Chie.

>> No.13159274
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13159274

>>13159234
>Tetris
>Tetris Attack
>Puyo Puyo
>Everything

She chains like an otaku, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFGs6AcToUY

>> No.13159276

>>13159157
>Jack in to the database
But that Lamia is made up of radio waves...

>> No.13159277

>>13159272
I don't hate her, but I like another character more

>> No.13159283

>>13159273
Chie is fine anon, pretty much all of them are alright except Rise and Marie.

>> No.13159284

>>13159274
I can't deal with all these puzzle combos.

>> No.13159285

>>13159209
Technically she's a Human Girl who was possessed by a Snake made out of Radio Waves, and thus turned into a Lamia.

>> No.13159288

>>13159157
>Ophiuchus Queen
God I almost forgot how great she is.
Why is there so little porn of her?

>> No.13159289

MONSTER GIRLS AREN'T JUST A FETISH.

IT'S A NEW WAY OF THINKING, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE WILDLY OPEN MINDED TO LOVE SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER SPECIES.

IN THIS WORLD WHERE YOU ARE DISCRIMINATED FOR THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, BEING ABLE TO LOVE SOMEONE WITH A TAIL OR WINGS, IS THE RIGHT WAY FOR HUMAN RACE TO EVOLVE.

>> No.13159291

>>13159277
Nothing wrong with that. i know the Cielovers like her too. I just mean the people who absolutely despise her

>> No.13159293

>>13159270
>Raging Mushroom
What's that?

>> No.13159294
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13159294

>>13047608
Maid type: Kunoichi
Name: Naomi
Personality: Quiet, calm and devoted
Statement: Perhaps him?
Notes: Rarely shows herself to her Master.

Naomi showed up at MGC Maid Centrals doorstep one day, proclaiming that she had signed up for the new starting maid semester. Despite the fact that no one remembered guiding Naomi through the registration procedure, she was indeed registered in the database and as such taken in.
Naomi went through her maid training without issues and passed her final maid exam at the age of 20.

Naomi as a succubus has an impressive curvy, yet fit body. With her fairly average height of 170 centimeters, Naomi does not seem very intimidating. Yet in reality she has shown herself to be quite a formidable foe at any sport and has even won several combat tournaments in her time at MGC Maid Central. Naomi seems to keep the lower half of her face covered at all times with a red cloth, leaving only her eyes visible. Oddly, for a succubus Naomi chooses to avoid her body, covering it all in well-fitting dark red and blue garments, which allows her unrestricted movement. Lastly, Naomi is despite several warnings still regularly spotted carrying a multitude of weaponry such as throwing knives and swords.

As a maid Naomi has a high performance, performing her duties swiftly, silently and always unseen. She will rapidly perform her tasks around the residence without ever showing herself to her Master. She has even been reported to have removed dishes from a table and refilled drinks when an examinator looked the other way for a moment. When a Master wishes to give a task to Naomi, MGC Maid Central recommends him to simply state the order out loud. Naomi seems to always hear these orders at any location in the residence and will perform the task at a rapid pace.

(Profile continued in next reply)

>> No.13159298

>>13159265
>Naoto is best girl
>Never gets any cool figurines or otaku goods
>Rise has a half-dozen figures
>Chie and Yukiko have several, including figmas
>Even MARIE has gotten a few Garage Kits

>> No.13159300

>>13159291
Some people are just full of hate.

>> No.13159301

>>13159294
(Profile continued)

Naomi her hobbies are unknown as her room at MGC Maid Central is seemingly unused. She in addition seems to be capable of avoiding cameras in MGC Maid Centrals schooling complex, rarely showing up on them and always only for a short time. Naomi also does not interact much with other maids, only talking to them to share notes from previous lessons. Naomi however does have a tendency to show up at various tournaments, with a preference for combat and timed cleaning contests. Due to this MGC Maid Central suspects that Naomi enjoys combat sports and competitions in general.

The behavior she shows at MGC Maid Central is identical when she is serving her Master. Her room will seem unused, interaction with her Master is avoided unless absolutely needed and she will actively attempt to hide herself from her Master. MGC Maid Central however would like to mention that in the short moments that Naomi has appeared on camera during examinations. That she was often viewed, seemingly making notes. In addition maids who shared notes with Naomi have found the backside of such notes to always be riddled with code. After translation by our Girtablilu Cryptography Expert, the code turned out to be precise observations from her previous examinations. These observations seemed to closely list all details of an examinators life and in addition always had the word “unsuitable” on the page. Some of these notes also seemed to have, what one would loosely describe as “strategy plans”. Such plans included plotted routes with various names of hotels and always eventually led to locations outside of MGC. MGC Maid Central however suspects these “plans” to be a typical way for a Kunoichi to spend her time and has as such chosen not to perform any additional investigation.

MGC Maid Central recommends Naomi to a Master who enjoys a rapid performance and doesn’t mind a lack of interaction with his maid.

>> No.13159305

>>13159293
A mushroom that turns any man into a fuck machine. It only works when the monstergirl wants to have sex with the man, however.

>> No.13159308
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>> No.13159318

>>13159305
>fuck machine is down for maintenance

>> No.13159323

>>13159305
Also only works if she wants to be dominated by him willingly.

>> No.13159324

>>13159293
It's a thing from the MGE World Guide 2. One of several kinds of Demon Realm Mushrooms, with a variety of effects.

Raging Mushrooms have the peculiar effect of turning whomever eats them into an insatiable rape-beast for the duration of its effects.

Furthermore, if eaten by a male, who will then be driven to assault a monster girl, if she wants him to ravage her in the first place, it'll trigger a curious effect which lowers the physical abilities, and thus ability to resist, of the monster being assaulted.

Fun fact, it was used by the Order to try and gain a one-up on Monsters due to the weakening effect. They were seemingly unaware of the "Must ravage monsters" part though, and thus all Paladins and such who ate said mushrooms just wound up going AWOL to be with their "Victims".

>> No.13159325

>>13159298
Nips love idol sluts anon, not tomboys.

You should know this.

>> No.13159327

>>13159305
>It only works when the monstergirl wants to have sex with the man, however.
Lame

>> No.13159331

>>13159325
Chie is a tomboy. Naoto is a RT

>> No.13159332

>>13159331
Right, I forgot reverse trap was a term.

>> No.13159334

>>13159325
Chie's the more typical tomboy though.
Naoto's a reverse trap, though she does have some tomboy traits.

>> No.13159335

>>13159331
She stopped being one in her other appearances.
Nao with long hair a best

>> No.13159337

>>13159332
>TheMoreYouKnow.webm

>> No.13159340

>>13159335
It'd be nice if those novels where she hangs out with Aigis' otouto were to be translated.

>> No.13159341

>>13159194
Of course love can be qualitative, anyone will agree that willfully being with someone is better and more correct than being with someone who drugged you until you accepted them, the fuck are you smoking?

>> No.13159346

>>13159335
Personally, I like short haired Naoto better, but I'm giving you a high five regardless

>> No.13159349
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13159349

>>13159074
This, right here, is why I loathe MAMONOMANA.

You can mine so much psychosexual deliciousness out of the reaction to the rape, from both sides. And here we didn't even get into the whole kidnapped-away-from-human-society-yearning-for-home thing, or the combination-of-terror-and-arousal-from-facing-a-less-cosplay-monstergirl things here.

But take a whiff of MAMONOMANA and boom! Goodbye Stockholm-y cocktail of fear, lust, regret, and disorientation, hello mainlining sunshine.

>> No.13159350

>>13159346
Long, short, she's pretty good either way.

>> No.13159355

>>13159349
I view this as a limit of your own imagination. Or rather, that on the part of writers.

You could A) Ignore Mamono Mana
Or B) Just go with the interpretation that it simply acts to subtly aid in the Stockholm-y process, rather than simply fast-fowards it straight to the end.

>> No.13159358
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13159358

>"Yo gramps, you don't know me but I like your place. Nice digs. I'm claiming it as my own. But don't worry, for I am a benevolent queen. You may live her, however you are to be my slave and serve my every whim. And momma's first whim is get her some grub. Into the kitchen with you, chop chop."
>"I mean, Meow."

>> No.13159360

>>13159358
Bath time.

>> No.13159363

>>13159358
Into the river you go.

>> No.13159364

>>13159308
> Tiny mandragora
No.
I will not s-t-r-e-t-c-h unless there is literally no other way.
Put her back in the ground, let her grow to maturity.

>> No.13159365

>>13159358
Looks like someone's getting declawed.

>> No.13159366

>>13159194
>out of the sea of ducks, she chose yours

I already said that not all cases are extreme, not all MGs have to rape a man to get him, but you forget, "love takes root during sex" so indeed any dick will do.

>we're talking about whether MGs feel true love

That's you.

>> No.13159368

>>13159350
Damn right

>> No.13159371

>>13159350
Same.

People might give Golden shit, but I liked the stuff it added aside from Marie.

The valentines day scene with Naoto was perfect.

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13159373

>>13159358
Looks like it's time to break my old Cait Sith Punting record.
You just walked into the wrong house my friend.

>> No.13159375
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13159375

>>13159358

> "Honey, that stupid cat is back."
> "I'll handle it~"

>> No.13159376
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13159376

>>13159358
Cats are assholes

Time to give her a good spanking

>> No.13159377

>>13159358
Sure, hope you don't mind my hellhound wife. She'll be home in a few minutes.

>> No.13159381

>>13159358
How do you feel about hot lead?

>> No.13159382

>>13159358
Okay, so I get that they try to kidnap and mind break guys who punt them.

What do they do if my Anubis Waifu punts her out the door?

>> No.13159384

>>13159376
Hey fuck you.

I had an a awesome cat as a pet when I was a kid, always would climb up on me and cuddle when I was sleeping and never acted like an asshole.

>> No.13159387

>>13159358

That's nice, come on in I have some milk and fish

let's see how you feel a few weeks from now when your little more than a blob of a lap at who can't run and gets stuck in the car door.

Let's see how smug you are then

>> No.13159390

>Kidnapped by Cait Siths into the Cat Kingdom
>They torture me endlessly
>After three years my Wolfu and an entire army of Werewolves, Hellhounds, ect invade the Kingdom
>I'm saved and the cats are either chased up trees or torn apart
>My wolfu brings me homem where I'm sent into the ground by a tackle hug from my daughteru

>> No.13159393

>>13159358
I'll take you to the shelter to get sprayed.

>> No.13159394

>>13159194
>many profiles

Lizardman
Salamander
Hinemizu

Being a virgin
Unicorn

Being a slob
Beelzebub

Wow, so many girls with "standards"

>> No.13159395

>>13159371
Marie would've been alright if she weren't so insufferably tsundere.

Like, someone reading your rather poorly-done poems when you're very self-conscious about it warrants some words, but after a while, she really only is allowed something like:
>"You're just going to keep doing this, aren't you? Fine."

Other than that, she is still needlessly tsundere. Also, she looks like Naoto,and is clearly trying to invade on her spot as best girl. Shame on her.

>> No.13159396

>>13159129

A miserable pile of secrets

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13159399

>>13159387
>give milk
>receive cat batter

>> No.13159401

>>13159294
>>13159301
She's lovely.

>> No.13159402

>>13159375
>>13159390
Canids proving to be best waifus again.

>> No.13159403

>>13159358
http://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY

>> No.13159404

>>13159382

>"There's only one person who can order my Anon around."
>The anubis grabs the Cait Sith from behind and opens the front door
>"And that's me!"
>Punted

>> No.13159406

>>13159294
>>13159301
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to the archives. This profile and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>> No.13159409

>>13159404
Perfection.

>> No.13159410

>>13159335
>Nao with long hair a best
Isn't that the spinoff where Yu becomes a member of the Kuzunoha clan? Oh fuck.

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13159412

>>13159399
Does it come in cans, too?

>> No.13159415

>>13159410
>Yu becomes a member of the Kuzunoha clan
Holy shit, when did this happen?

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13159418

>>13159358
Why don't we have art of these little fuckers getting punted into the stratosphere yet?

>> No.13159419
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13159419

>>13159358
>This is Feral. Bring me chopper backup!

>> No.13159420

>>13159074
I love you and I love this. Wish somebody did this.

Deconstruction gives me a boner.

>> No.13159421

>>13159358
>>13159375
Reminder to spay and neuder your cats and dogs.

>> No.13159425

>>13159399
You could at least change up your filenames, Bobby-boy.

>> No.13159426

>>13159399
Not that kind of milk Anon.

she's gonna take the term "fat cat" to a whole new level when we are through.

Won't even be able to see her toes any more or jump on stuff

>> No.13159429

>>13159358
>Honey! The cat's back! Can you get the super soaker?
>"The pistol?"
>No, the pump action one. The pistol sucks.
>"It does not suck!"
>Honey- excuse me for a moment- honey! The pistol sucks. It's a pea shooter.
>"it's a cat! Why do you need the BFG?"
>Because every time I use the pea shooter it comes back!
>"Y-You know, I can just leave if meow's not the ti-"
>NO. No, you stay right there. Don't move.
>'I can't find it."
>It's next to the baseball bat
>"No it isn't."
>I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY!
>"You know, I can just lea-"
>DON'T. MOVE.
>"Did you move it?
>Why dear GOD would I move it? Unless... ADAM!
>"What?"
>DID YOU MOVE MY BFG?
>"No?"
>Piece of- hold on for a moment
>"I'm Nyaow thinking this was a bad idea"
>GOOD. Don't come back h- HERE IT IS!
>"Did you find it?"
>It was in the closet
>"Unbelievable. Is it loaded?"
>Lock 'n' loaded! Though it's been used by someone. Adam you piece of shit
>"Alright. Have fun, honey-muffin."
>Thanks honey-biscuit

>> No.13159431

>>13159203
You want to drown?

>> No.13159432
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13159432

>>13159419
>Chopper unit is currently on it's way!
>You'll have to make due with the highway patrol until they arrive!

>> No.13159435

>>13159375
>>13159377
I want to see a story of a Cait Sith bullying a sub husband thinking she's found the perfect, only to find out he's married to a Hellhound.

>>13159426
This as well.

Cait Sith bullying is the best bullying.

>> No.13159437

>>13159399
>Acquire Cheshire
>Suck vigorously
>Obtain kitty cream from nipples
>Grind infinitely until satisfied

>> No.13159439

>>13159429
I love it.

>> No.13159445

>your waifu will never remove all your skin and wear it over her own skin

>> No.13159446

>>13159432
She looks happy as fuck for a police officer.

>> No.13159449

>>13159446
She just got told she's getting paid hazard and overtime for this call.

>> No.13159450

>>13159446
Some police aren't assholes who hate their life.

>> No.13159451

>>13159445
Of course she won't, I'm still using it.

>> No.13159453

>>13159437
Hathorite Cheshire?

>> No.13159454

>>13159446
She's an MGC cop, anon
She gets to rape all the parking violators she wants
Of course she's happy

>> No.13159458

>>13159409

>She looks back at you
>"Alright get back to what you were doing"
>She walks away looking proud of herself
>You reply with a "yes ma'am" wearing a huge grin that you were trying hard to conceal earlier all the while.

>> No.13159465

>>13159445
>your waifu will never sacrifice goats, chickens, etc. for your love

>> No.13159467

>>13159445
Would she wear my skin tenderly?

>> No.13159468

>>13159453
Is she dark-skinned?
This is important.

>> No.13159472

>>13159445
>>13159465

What the goddamn

>> No.13159475
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>>13159468
I don't see why not.

>> No.13159476

>>13159445
Why would she do that? Does she want to be human?

>> No.13159480

>>13159468
Anon, if you want a tall dark skinned wonderland girl just look towards Jabberwock.

>> No.13159483

>>13159465
>your waifu and you will never have your bodies surgically grafted together

>> No.13159486

>>13159483
>Living life conjoined to a Monster Girl
Weird but potential to be hot. Gonna need some greentexts of this to see if it could work though.

>> No.13159492

>>13159465
>Implying I'll be satisfied with such measly sacrifices such as common farm animals.
If she truly wishes for my love she must sacrifice humans and monsters.

>> No.13159493

>>13159445

>your waifu will never wrap you into a deep hug and whisper to you that she loves you very much.

>> No.13159499

>>13159486
>Weird but potential to be hot. Gonna need some greentexts of this to see if it could work though.
Acquiring fetishes on 4chan in a nutshell right there.

>> No.13159502
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13159502

>>13159486
That's pretty much what having an Elemental would be like, fortunately, you aren't literally attached to one another.

>> No.13159504

>>13159445
This reminds me of something kinda sick I heard on the radio the other day.

>DJ Topic is "What do you want done with your body when you die?"
>Guy calls in
>Says he has a roommate who's got tattoos head-to-toe
>Apparently, when he dies, Tattoo Roommate is planning to have himself skinned
>Have that skin tanned
>Then gifted to his roommate as a leather coat

>> No.13159508

>>13159435
>Cait Sith thinks she's won because some Anon keeps feeding her.

>All that smug falls away when she needs help getting into counters, gets stuck in a car door, and once got stuck on her back.

>Her new life is one where she is nothing more than a fat lap cat.

>> No.13159513

>>13159458
>Get back to what I was doing
>Follow after Anubis Waifu
>Finding her sitting in her home office
>Get behind her, and start tenderly kneading and massaging her shoulders

>> No.13159516

>>13159486
>>13159483
Sounds like a dryad would be suitable for you two.

>> No.13159519

>>13159508
That's when his Hellhound waifu returns from vacation. Poor thing can barely walk 5 steps without needing to breath.

No way in hell she's gonna escape from her now.

>> No.13159521

>>13159513
>Not kneading her buns in the kitchen while she cooks

>> No.13159528

>>13159504
That is pretty funny.

Depending on how good the tattoo's were I would consider taking pieces from it and putting them on a wall or something. Hate to waste good art.

>> No.13159531

>>13159519
>Helhound waifu keeps her
>As her personal foot rest

>> No.13159533 [DELETED] 

>>13159483
>your waifu will never give you Pepto-Bismol every hour
for as long as the symptoms persist whenever you're nauseous

>> No.13159536

>>13159531
>Foot rest
>Arm rest
>Head pillow
>Leg warmer

>> No.13159538

>>13159521
Well yes, but that comes later.

>> No.13159541

>>13159536
>Uses her as a seat cushion
>Tells you to ignore the cat's plea for help and to continue rubbing her shoulders

>> No.13159544

>>13159502
Gnome a bes

>> No.13159546

>>13159541
>Hellhouse daughteru is too small to sit at the table
>Cat Sith booster seat GO!

>> No.13159547

How would a MG suicide hotline work for both humans and MGs?

>> No.13159550

>>13159547
It just would

>> No.13159551

>>13159546
>Hellhound daughteru sees neighbor with trampoline
>"Hey mommy, can we get one too?"
>"Just use this, OK?"
Cait Sith Trampoline!

>> No.13159553

>>13159546
>Hellpup uses Cait sith as a hippity-hop
>Take pictures of it
>Cait Sith has a "kill me" expression while the Hellpup is smiling incandescently

>> No.13159555

>>13159547

Match MG callers with human ones. They'll figure it out on their own.

>> No.13159556

>>13159547
They would send over cuddlers, either human or monster to the suicidal person's house. They would then snuggle with them while whispering nice things into their ears.

>> No.13159557

>>13159547

Basically they sent a MG if a human calls or vice versa

>> No.13159560

>>13159504
Cool.

>> No.13159561

>>13159551
>>13159553
>House catches on fire after something something high impact sexual violence
>Daughteru is trapped in her room while the house is engulfed in flames
>The drop is too high for her to jump without probably breaking something, and the fire crew are talking their time
>"I got it! Get the Cat Sith! we'll use her as a cushion for her to land on and soften her fall!"

>> No.13159562

>>13159536
>Go on vacation, bring the Cait Sith with them.

>Have to carry it because it's too slow for her to "walk" (it's more of a waddle now)

>Mam, we can't let you take your pet on the plane, it's against our regulations.

>Pet? It's a pillow! Look feel how soft it is!

>Airline attendant gives them a confused look while watching the Cait Sith

>Its a living, she says with a pout and a blush

>> No.13159568

>>13159561
>Hellpup brings her Salamander, Wurm, and Oni friends over
>They use the Cait Sith as a basketball

>> No.13159572

>>13159556

I wonder how often they get people who are calling to just get them to send someone over

>> No.13159573

>your waifu will never give you Pepto-Bismol, whenever you're nauseous, every hour for as long as the symptoms persist

>> No.13159577

>>13159568
>Husband is feeling sick
>Place Cait Sith in the freezer for a while
>Take her out as her fur is covered in frost and she's shivering
>Place her on husband's forehead to use as an ice pack

>> No.13159578

>>13159420
It works for everything. Deconstruction makes healing so much better as well. Monstergirls living in a world of delicious, rapeable cardboard.

>Childhood friend fighting to protect your smile from some rapists, only to break down in your arms and beg forgiveness because her fury came from wanting to take you herself, and she's a terrible selfish person who doesn't deserve you.

>> No.13159579

>>13159568
>New mg Olympic sport: Cait Sith punting
>a Cait Sith of regulation size is punted and the punter is judged on technique, distance, and how much pain the Cait Sith is in.

>> No.13159585

>>13159547
>they sent a MG if a human calls
>cheshire answers the phone call
>ten minutes later the caller shoots up the call center before killing himself

>> No.13159586

>>13159577
>Use Cait Sith as a stepping stool to reach the items on the high shelf
>Hellpup daughteru uses her for kickball later with the whole neighborhood

>> No.13159587

>>13159568
>Hellpup decides to throw a sleepover at her house, inviting her Salamander and Wurm friends
>It's winding down, but what is a sleepover without the traditional pillow fight
>Cat Sith senses the coming doom as if she had Spider sense/Newtype powers and tries to run (read: drag) herself away
>Right when she thinks she's in the clear, Anon's Hellhound waifu decides to check in on them
>The grin in her face increases tenfold when she hears "pillowfight" and looked at the afraid Cat Sith trying to run away

>> No.13159589

>>13159568
>Hey mom, I want a beanbag chair!

>For your birthday. Husband! Can you grab the Cait Sith? I have an idea about what to get our little girl for her birthday!

>Cait Sith hears this whole exchange and gets three feet before the husband grabs her.

>> No.13159590
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13159590

>Remember this sweetie? It's when you first breathed fire.

>Dad, stop!! You're embarrassing me!

>> No.13159592

>>13159585

>Even as she was dying the Cheshire wore a shit-eating grin

>> No.13159593

>>13159579
>This ball is over inflated! Look, it barely even groans when I kick it!

>> No.13159595

>>13159587
>>13159589
>Cait Sith tries to escape in the middle of the night
>Their part-time pet Werewolf gets a hold of her and uses her as a chew toy for the rest of the night

>> No.13159596

>>13159358
good thing I'm armed.

>> No.13159597

>>13159590
I want to tease and embarrass my daughteru so much. It's a vital part of being a dad.

>> No.13159601

>>13159589
>"Oh drat! I just spilled red wine on our Papasan chair! It's ruined, what am I supposed to sit in now?"
>"Well, at least the frame is safe, we just need a new pill-"
>"I'll get the cat."

>> No.13159603

>>13159590
>you will never embarrass your daughteru by showing her baby pictures to her boyfriend.

>> No.13159606
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13159606

>All this talk of abusing cait sith
Truly, man is the real monster.

>> No.13159611

>>13159601
>Cait Sith would have tried to kill herself long ago but she's long since become a masochist.

>That and the occasional use as a body pillow and head scratches.

>Although she dreads the day they need a new matress

>> No.13159612

>>13159585
>>13159592

>Chesire working at suicide hotline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9WQNa1w04

>> No.13159613

>>13159606
Hey now, it's mostly the Hellhound MILF and Daughteru using her.

>> No.13159615

>>13159611
>Dad! This pillow is all dirty!
>I'll put her in the washer
>Cait proceed to make cliche cat noises while being spun around in the washer

>> No.13159616

>>13159597
>>13159603
>You will never clean a gun in front in front of your daughteru's bf
>you will never sharpen a knife in front of him
>you will never tell him to bring her back at 10
>>13159606
that is clearly not a cait sith, that is a werecat of some kind.

>> No.13159617

>>13159603
>You'll never embarrass her by crying when you give a speech at her wedding.

>> No.13159619

>>13159606
No, this is what happens when any mg tries to bully their way into that one really weird anons house.

It's like trader on steroids

>> No.13159621

>>13159603
Tis the law of good Fatheru-ing.

>> No.13159622
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>>13159606
Punching bags are the best characters.

>> No.13159625

>>13159616
>being a shit dad

Have fun when she comes home crying because her boyfriend dumped her all because you were a fucking nut.

>> No.13159626

>>13159625
he wasn't good enough for her, clearly.

>> No.13159627

>>13159625
Wasn't much of a BF if he was scared away so easily.

>> No.13159628

Goddamned ddos on anonkun.
I wanted to read about the anubis salvaging the explosives tree...

>> No.13159629

>>13159603
>you will never embarrass your daughteru by showing her baby pictures to her boyfriend.
>the morning after she snu-snu'd him and and claimed him as hers

>> No.13159631

>>13159619
If a cait sith is born out of love, yet she's appearing before you with no one else, does that not mean something terrible has befallen her?

What she needs is hugs.

>> No.13159633

>>13159625
As planned.

>> No.13159634
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13159634

>you will never have a bat daughteru trying to find you with echolocation before she hugs you happy she found you

>> No.13159636

>>13159627
I don't think any sane man would date a girl if her father tries to intimidate him with guns and knives anon.

Have fun when you find your daughter sucking down synthetic sperm because nobody wants to date the girl with the psycho dad.

>> No.13159638

>>13159611
>Anon decides to be a romantic and treat his waifu to a small picnic at the park
>They both leave the house and head to the comfy part, carrying their picnic baskets in hand and looking like newly-weds
>When they finally reach the park, with a smile on her face, anon's waifu asked "Did you bring the blanket?"
>And with a smile, anon responded. "Of course. it's a vital instrument of going on a picnic."
>And then it was out. Anon reached into his basket and took out a rolled Cat Sith.
>he waved it in the air for it to flatten, and gently placed it on the grassy floor
>His waifu was very keen on their picnic to be on freshly cut grass
>The two ate and enjoyed their picnic as if nothing peculiar was occuring

>> No.13159641

>>13159634
>Less still hasn't delivered that Werebat request

>> No.13159642

>>13159636
A real dad is extremely overprotective of his little pumpkin.
If any man tries to court his daughter, they'll have to get through him first.

>> No.13159644

>>13159641
He'll get to it eventually

>> No.13159645

>>13159625
>>13159636

You do know in the south that it's just a matter of course? I mean they mean it but after the third or fourth time you meet a girlfriend's dad for the first time and he's casually got a weapon laid out or cleaning it and threatens your life, it kinda loses any shock value.

>> No.13159646

>>13159615
>"Hey Mom, I need to train!"
>"What for?"
>"I want to join the school's Boxing team! So I need a punching bag!"
>"Oh, OK. Cait Sith's under the table."

>> No.13159653

Will you receive a call from the government if you stay single fo too long in a city with Monstergirls?

>> No.13159655

How is that cait sith not dead yet?

>> No.13159657

>>13159615
>Cait Sith is being used as a bean bag chair after a couple years, sometimes even getting petted or talked too by the Daughteru.

>"Nya hah ha! Meow What do we have here?" A painfully familiar voice calls, her sister Cait Sith dropping in from the window "Looking Pretty pudgy there sis, how you doing?"

>1st Cait doesn't do anything (not like she can) just frowns at her calico colored sister.

>"What's wrong?" The second one mocks, poking the bigger one in the belly "Cat got your to-"

>"Hey dad! Look what I found!" The hell pup calls lifting the catsith in the air "a new basket ball"

>The calicos eyes widen in horror while her sister gives a small smile.

>She always hated that bitch.

>> No.13159658

>>13159646
>"Mom! I want to train my thighs!"
>"Use the Cait Sith once she's out of the dryer."
>Cait mews frantically from the dryer

>> No.13159660

>>13159655
Mamon- wait, sorry
MAMONO MANA

>> No.13159662

>>13159657
>They're now suffering together
>Though the first one smiles occasionally when she sees her sister suffering while being used as a cushion

>> No.13159663

>>13159631
She'd still get hugs.

At night.

when she's being used as an over stuffed body pillow.

She'd be like furniture you can pet and talk to.

>> No.13159668

>>13159628
>Anubis salvaging the explosives tree
I'm sorry what.
Tell me more.

>> No.13159670

>>13159655
Mamano Energy son. It hardens in response to physical trauma. YOU CAN'T HURT ME HELLHOUND

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>>13159642
> you will never protect your little pumpkin from boys who wouldn't treat her right
why live

>> No.13159676

>>13159597
Agreed.

>> No.13159679

>>13159655
Demonic Energy son

>> No.13159680
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>>13159646
>Cait Sith decides to attain vengeance
>Secretly forges connections with the Sabbaths science department, and de-furrifies herself
>Enrolls herself at the Hellpups school and spots the Hellpup together with her childhood friend
>Uses newly acquired Sabbath hax powers to incapacitate the Hellpup and rape her beloved childhood friend in front of her
>she wakes up

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13159681

>>13159672
Because chances are if you kill yourself MGs will end up being real shortly afterwards.

>> No.13159689

>>13159668
One of the smut stories on anonkun, the MC and his group are hiking through a city in the fallout universe and found a tree full of grenades, the surrounding area was full of mines.
But yeah, fallout monster girl.
There's a scattering of known MG's so far, but the characters are good.

>> No.13159690

>>13159636
The fuck you talking about son? That shit is par for the course, even my mother's parents made a point of intimidating my father back when my parents were dating.

>> No.13159693

>>13159662
>Now we can have two bean bag chairs!

>Second is screaming in denial while hellhound mom uses her as a foot stool

>First is purring a little bit as Anon dad gives her a belly rub while sitting on her

>> No.13159694

>>13159681
God bra ds them as heretical and Satan thinks they'd bring too much happiness to the damned. Loving an MG gets you reborn in another world and you enjoy that afterlife.

>> No.13159695

>>13159625
If the sight of a shotgun scares him that much, then he's probably one of those bleeding-hearted anti-gun libtards who I don't want associating with my family.

>> No.13159698

>>13159689
Sounds like an interesting read.

Link? I mean, you said the site was down, but still, would like to have it on hand.

>> No.13159700

>>13159694
*brands

>> No.13159707

>>13159693
>"Mom, can I take the new Cait outide and use her as a Hippity-hop?!"
>"Sure, sweety."
>Cait #2 cries for help
>Cait #1 continues to get her belly rubbed while being fed fatty foods like lasagna

>> No.13159715

>>13159606
Its not abuse if its a cat shit.

>> No.13159717

This Cait Sith in a nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv3dxWSnpUo&t=654

>> No.13159719

>Writing anything about Cait Sith
>Not writing about it being killed if you absolutely have to write about it
Furry enablers, all of you.

>> No.13159720

>>13159715
abuse is abuse, no matter who it is

>> No.13159721

>>13159695
Or maybe he's not used to it because he's not american

>> No.13159722

Which monster girl would enjoy doing the Gangnam Style the most?

>> No.13159724

>>13159625
>>13159636
Liberaltard pls, not everybody thinks a revolver is a WMD.

>> No.13159725

>>13159719
Well the logical conclusion of this casual abuse is to use Cait Sith as firewood.

>> No.13159726

>>13159717

Does anyone have that one video of some dude reading one of Bob's stories and his mom walks in on him?

>> No.13159729

>>13159721
Neither am I.

>> No.13159731

>>13159722
Cheshire Cat, no doubt.

>> No.13159735

>>13159726
>some dude
Isn't that Bourbon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBtL6J-rw8

>> No.13159736

>>13159641

>Less hasn't delivered on Werebat
>That faggot with the adrenal glands problems hasn't delivered on Werebat onee-san
>Chammy-chan still has a horse cock tongue

>> No.13159738

>>13159729
And where the fuck do you live that you have shotguns at home?

>> No.13159742

>>13159736
>Chammy-chan still has a horse cock tongue
Only if you're a cockhungry faggot who sees dick everywhere

>> No.13159743

>>13159698
It's been on and off, there's some bot called REEEfag that's spamming all over the sites stories and topics.
>http://anonkun.com/stories/fallout-monster-girl-quest/fG7XNn3dRKzw7PC8A/home
Have at it.

>> No.13159745

>>13159736
>That faggot with the adrenal glands problems hasn't delivered on Werebat onee-san
;_;

>> No.13159752

>>13159738
I live in fucking Canada there bud! But personally no shotguns yet, too busy working on my slavshit collection.

>> No.13159753

>>13159735
>Bourbon
He sounds exactly as autistic as you'd think.

>> No.13159767

>>13159707
>Family vacation round two

>Airplane attendant is give the ornery number two a look of worry as she hisses and yells at him

>"Meow listen here! I'm a cat, not a pillow! Don't you guys have a rule against letting us on planes?

>Man looks at first cat Sith who is sitting in what looks like a stroller.

>Except she's the seat and two hellpups are napping on her belly.

>"ignore here, she's a pillow and I'm a stroller seat."

>number 1 looks up at her sister

>"Just be quiet already! Don't you know how good the food is there?"

>> No.13159770

>>13159745

Well you gotta take into account his limited vocabulary, scenarios, and the fact that he only writes about shitty MGs

>> No.13159772
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13159772

>You will never be super upset that your Ghoul roommate has been going through your refrigerator full of different meats
>With a thick cut of pork chop hanging from her mouth as you catch her from behind the refrigerator door

>> No.13159778

>>13159770
I can smell your self-deprecative ass from here, Bollocks.

>> No.13159782

>>13159772
What a bitch. If she wanted some "meat" I'd be more than happy to oblige, and now I have to go grocery shopping again.

>> No.13159783

>>13159772
Pork chops are shit-tier though.

>> No.13159788

>>13159783
Okay, ribeyes then, if that's your thing.

>> No.13159790

>>13159783
Not if you put it between two breakfast muffins along with a fried egg, bacon, ham, and cheese.

>> No.13159795

>>13159788
Not him but ribeyes are the most delicious kind of steak.

>> No.13159797

>>13159795
They are. Which is good, because that was the only other thing I could think of.

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>>13159795

steak?

>> No.13159804

>>13159798
Steak. You know a cut of cow meat.

>> No.13159805

>>13159795
That's not backstrap or top sirloin. Prime rib cuts are just too greasy.

>> No.13159806

>At Arnold's Butcher Shop in a rough part of town
>The neighborhood is sketchy as fuck but he's got the best cuts in town and since you've been such a steadfast customer all these years he tends to err on your side with weights
>While giving him your order you notice he's staring past you, out his shop's window
>Turn around to follow his gaze, only to find a raggedy-looking young werecat of some kind staring in
>Hair is a mess and clumped, ears look like she's been in a couple fights, and her clothing consists of a tattered, stained shirt that doesn't even properly cover her, revealing her bony body
>Ask Arnold who she is, he shakes his head and tells you she showed up a little while ago and hasn't really left. He tries to chase her off but she always comes back. Even called social services to come pick her up but she always runs off and hides somewhere.
>You think for a bit, then decide to add some jerky to your order and if you can have it first
>Arnold sighs at you, but goes along with it
>While he's wrapping up everything else you head outside, the werecat's eyes following your every step. She backs off some when you approach, though it's plain to see she's staring hard at the wrapped parcel in your hand
>No doubt she can smell the contents
>When you unwrap and offer it to her, she takes a step back, bringing her paws up. Her ears and tail are on full alert, bringing a smirk to your face
>Carefully, as if expecting it to be a trap, she closes in and snatches it from your hand and retreats
>Immediately shoves a piece of jerky into her mouth, still staring at her
>Ask what her name is, only to receive more staring. Guess what's not one for words
>You think you hear her mutter thanks in between chomps, then she quickly runs off behind the shop
>Cagey thing
>Back inside you grab your first box of meats and pop the trunk on your car to put it inside, then return to get the second box
>Slamming the trunk, you look around one last time for the girl
>Time to head home

>> No.13159807

>>13159805
I like my meat with a lot of marbling. The ribeye cut is the best tasting cut.

>> No.13159811

>>13159783

Oh I get it, you woke up today thinking " I want to die!"

>>13159795
>>13159797
>>13159788
>not top loin

Plebs.

>> No.13159812

>>13159807
Top sirloin has plenty of marbling, but ribeye and prime rib are like 30%+ fat. That's greasy friend, really greasy, like oxtail and soup meat greasy.

>> No.13159814

From why you should over feed your Cait Sith to Steaks.

Truly this is a strange place


Rib eye a best

>> No.13159817

>>13159812
Top sirloin is too lean. Call me a faggot but I like greasy, fatty steak.

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>>13159806
I like stuff about feral/stray MGs.
Not enough of that shit.

>> No.13159823

>>13159811
>>not top loin

>Finally. Someone who speaks English.jpg

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>>13159806
I like it. It;s not often that we get stuff revolving around the vanilla Werecat.

>> No.13159826

>>13159824
>>13159820
I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting a decidedly obvious feeling from that one.

>> No.13159830

>>13159778

I love you too random citizen

>> No.13159832

>>13159824
What is she doing with her paws?

>> No.13159834

>>13159817
On the plus side, that's historically the cheap meat. If I'm in the mood for that, I'll usually grab ribs though, or some lengua. If I want steak, I want steak, know what I mean?

>> No.13159837

>>13159826
What kind of feeling?

>> No.13159842

>>13159837
The "butcher is murdering homeless monstergirls and serving them to his customers" kind of feel.

>> No.13159847

>>13159842
That reminds me of a story I read a while back

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>>13159823
>>13159811
>loins

>> No.13159850

>>13159834
It is kind of strange that fatty meat in general is cheaper, but I'll take it. It tastes better and is a better price.

>> No.13159853

>>13159842
I think you're overthinking it a little.

>> No.13159854

>>13159842
Anon I don't even know how you came to that conclusion.

>> No.13159856

>>13159806
You have my attention anon, continue please.

>> No.13159857

>>13159854
He's hoping for a surprise crime novel.

>> No.13159858

>>13159842
You watched too many slasher flicks.

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>>13159849
Fuck off Bob, I know it's you.

>> No.13159861

>>13159854
With the way the butcher looked at her, and her subsequent disappearance behind the butchery. Also the whole "best cuts in the city" thing.

>> No.13159864

>>13159859
Oh no, Adachi's here

>> No.13159869

>>13159861
You're thinking too hard.

>> No.13159870

>>13159853
But what if I'm not? Is that a chance you're willing to take?

>> No.13159871

>>13159861
I figured she'd of jumped in the trunk.

>> No.13159876

>>13159861
Anon you're probably way over thinking this. Though now you're getting me paranoid too, but I'm like 99% sure its not at all like that.

>> No.13159877

>>13159806
>Back at hour house you pop the trunk, then notice the car moves a bit. Odd.
>When you hop out and walk to the back, the trunk lid is already open all the way. Strange.
>Well whatever, time to bring everything inside.
>As you walk in you feel something brush against you but there's nothing around you
>Maybe you've been working too hard lately
>Or not enough
>While putting everything away in your deep freezer you discover an empty bit of butcher paper that had, at one point, contained salmon
>And another bit of empty paper
>That's four whole salmon fillets gone
>Your mind turns back to the werecat. She must've worked fast, though it's odd she left the wrapping in the box
>Thieving cat, those weren't cheap
>But, getting angry isn't going to solve anything and in a way you pity her
>Stealing and handouts are probably the only way she's still alive
>You head back upstairs with a package of ground beef. Burgers sound pretty good for dinner.
>Season the meat, mix it up in a bowl with some sauces, then make patties and leave them out on some wax paper while you go fire up the grill
>Come back, patties are gone
>It all makes fucking sense now
>That fucking cat
>The little harlot must've stowed away in your trunk, invisible, like the fucking Cheshire she is
>Yell for her to show herself, turning around in circles trying to catch some kind of glimpse of here
>But there's nothing, you're just yelling and waving your arms around in the middle of your house like a crazy person
>You're not sure what to do about a Cheshire infestation. Your brother got one the other year and it was a pain to chase them out.
What can you do to lure her out?

>> No.13159888

>>13159877
Okay, it's good to see my fears were unfounded.

Unless...

>> No.13159889

>>13159877
Promise to feed her, irrumate her, and impregnate her.

>> No.13159890

>>13159877
Catnip bug bombs.
Get the crazy cat lady down the street to drop by and while she's distracted give her the ol` neck pinch, cheshires are attracted to madness.

>> No.13159891

>>13159877
>what do?
remove pants, lube penus

>> No.13159893

>>13159877
Offer more meat and talk to her.

>> No.13159894

>>13159877
Rub peanut butter on your belly.

>> No.13159896
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>>13158957
I wonder if that Lilim was trying to make her own pet Cait Sith to bomb around with but then accidentally ended up making a Queen-esque "Lilim tier" Cait Sith that wasn't furry but still had all the bullshit powers of a regular Sith.

And it rules over the cat kingdom like some kind Emperor Palpatine when it's not off adventuring.

Emperor Meowmatine. Meowperor Palatina. Ect.

>> No.13159897

Your monsterfu has started talking about justice and defending the weak and innocent a lot lately, and you suspect she has started moonlighting as a crimefighter because you sometimes wake up and she isn't in bed with you. What do you do?

>> No.13159900

>>13159894
You mean your dick, right?

>> No.13159905

>>13159897
I join her to fight crime together.

>> No.13159909

>>13159897
>Lich superhero
Oh boy. I had no idea she would even be interested in it, but I might as well try and help her.

>> No.13159911

>>13159897
>>13159905
A weak human would be a nuisance though.

>> No.13159913

>>13159897
Why do you automatically assume she's a vigilante? She could be doing tons of other things.

>> No.13159915

Is calm, quiet and bored stare the nemesis of smug?

>> No.13159918

>>13159900
>catl love to bite
>put something edible on your dick

PURE GENIUS!

>> No.13159921

>>13159897
I begin to worry that she might find out about my secret crime ring, and double-life as a supervillian with plans for world domination, or at least some of it.

>> No.13159925
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>>13159915
Kuuderes are unpredictable to a degree.

>> No.13159927

>>13159877
I like >>13159889, but...
>Implying feeding and irrumating aren't the same thing

>> No.13159929

>>13159911
You don't have to be good in a fistfight to be a hero. You could use gadgets or magic to fight, or avoid fighting all together and use trickery and smarts to get your opponents to beat themselves. Or you could dress up in skimpy outfits and get kidnapped by her enemies, and then reward your waifu when she saves you.

>> No.13159933
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>>13159888
>unless
I know the fear that haunts you, anon.

Still, FOR NOW, unzips dick might be a bit premature: you don't stick your dick in crazy, and you don't know enough about her to know if she's crazy. Cook up some more meat and guard it like a hawk. Try to use it as a bargaining chip to find out about her.

>> No.13159937

>>13159913
Like waking up in her boyfriend's bed instead?

>> No.13159942

>>13159933
Cook the food, hide it in a closet.
Watch the closet for a bit.

>> No.13159943

>>13159913
There's been news about a new hero that is the same species as your waifu, who only seems to appear when you waifu is missing.

>> No.13159946

>>13159933
Why not just cook up some meat and lace it with some sort of drug.

>> No.13159959

>>13159897
Nah, it must be a ruse, she's trying to convince me to join her organization again.

She's a villain

>> No.13159965

>>13159897
What does she do if, one day, I dramatically point at her, accusing her of being this new Hero?

>> No.13159969

>>13159965
She kills you.

>> No.13159975
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>>13159946
I dunno about you, but I don't keep an on-hand supply of cat tranquilizers around my home.
Besides, she's a down-on-her-luck mg, not a criminal. She doesn't need the first person to show her any sort of generosity in a long while to suddenly turn into Mr. Roofies

>> No.13159982

>>13159969
B-But why?!

>> No.13159985

>>13159975
Well it doesn't have to be cat tranquilizer, any other kind will work too. And if you're some sort of weirdo who doesn't keep tranquilizer in their home you can just use any kind of depressant.

>> No.13159986

>>13159982
Because she's an antihero. She kills whom she wants.

>> No.13159987
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13159987

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-03-09/monster-girl-quest-doujin-game-to-be-adapted-into-an-anime

>> No.13159989

>>13159877
>Though one thing you can press to your advantage is that your particular Cheshire is starving
>She's already eaten a ton of meat, so there's good reason that she'll eat more if given the opportunity
>You'll just need to be clever about it
>It may be a bit cruel, but it ought to work - you hope. While you don't have any sleeping pills exactly, you've got plenty of antihistamines. A few of those mixed into the meat should be enough to knock her out.
>Hopefully they become visible once they're asleep
>Knowing that she could be watching you from anywhere you make your way to the bathroom for the drugs and slip them into your pocket, pick up some more beef, and head to the kitchen
>As stealthily as possible you add your special ingredients
>Do the same thing as before, leave out some patties and then head outside as if you're going to turn on the grill
>Come back, meat is gone
>Success
>Though you realize that she's had to have consumed at least four or five pounds of meat by now
>That's enough to last you a week
>Now the waiting game begins, and you hunker down to pass the time with some vidya
>After a while, just when you think about going on an exploration mission, you hear a thud coming from upstairs. Sounds like it came from the guest bedroom.
>Sprinting like a hunter to his trap you race upstairs and into the room and discover your plane has worked masterfully
>To your reddening embarassement
>Looking like she rolled off the bed and landed head first on the floor is a young werecat
>Except she's completely nude and her catchsnatch is angled directly at you
>She's snore-nyaaing, and somehow looks peaceful despite her awkward yet provocative position
>You'll deal with her when she wakes up, but for now you decide to bundle her up with a blanket
>Not just for her modesty, but to capture her
>But as you get close, you realize she looks different than the werecat you saw earlier
>Then you hear the door behind you creak

>> No.13159991

>>13159965
If you just accuse her without any proof, she denies it.

>> No.13159993

>>13159986
Then why would she husbando me in the first place...?

>> No.13159995

>>13159986
And in doing so removes her living alibi.

>> No.13159998

>>13159993
She wanted a cute face to fuck.

>> No.13160000

>>13159987
Are you attempting to ruse me?

>> No.13160001

>>13159989
Aw shit, infestation is real. Commence panic.

>> No.13160002
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>>13159989
Outsmarted
By fucking homeless cats
We deserve our fate

>> No.13160004

>>13159987
Well, I'm glad to see some things never change.

>>13159989
Oh no.

>> No.13160006

>>13159989
Think they can out wit me?

None can stop glorious cat man!

>> No.13160007

>>13159989
ABORT! Abandon the property, call the cops, and move.

>> No.13160009

>>13159989
>>13160002
>>13160004
Alright, that's it. Resort to CS gas, it may be cruel but it will work.

>> No.13160012

>>13159998
That's mean. And rather shit of you to suggest.

>>13159991
And if I show her the Hero's costume that I found in her closet? Stained blood from her latest battle?

>> No.13160019

>>13160012
>And if I show her the Hero's costume that I found in her closet? Stained blood from her latest battle?
She points out that the vigilante you accuse her of being has never shed blood nor has she ever had her own blood shed.

>> No.13160021

>>13160019
Pretty childish vigilante then.

>> No.13160024

>>13160009
CS gas?

>> No.13160032

>>13160024
Chromosome gas.

>> No.13160035

>>13159987
Should have said an OVA series, that would have been more believable.

>> No.13160036

>>13160032
what the hell is that

>> No.13160037

>>13160032
The hell is that?

>> No.13160038

>>13160019
Well then the obvious response is to ask her why it is that I saw the vigilante getting cut up a bit on the News the other night.

And why then, if not from battle, does she have a bloodied, cut-up Hero Outfit?

And of course, I ask her to strip for me. Sure, the clothed sex we've had lately is nice, but seeing her bare body again might be nice. There's no problem with wanting to see my waifu naked, is there?

>> No.13160040

>>13160024
A component of tear gas. Usually used for riot control, and military CBRN training.

>> No.13160042

>>13160036
>>13160037
For people with a gender bender fetish.

>> No.13160043

>>13160040
>>13160042
These are two very different things.

>> No.13160045

>>13160038
After hesitating, she removes her clothes for you and you see that she has a wound on her side that has been dressed. She says nothing but she looks away from you as if embarrassed. What do you do?

>> No.13160048

>>13160043
It's tear gas, >>13160040 is right. It is very unpleasant to have blown into your face.
>tfw if I ever get near a riot I'll probably have gas chamber flashbacks and start reciting the Sailor's Creed
I'm kidding, it wasn't PTSD bad.

>> No.13160057

>>13160045
I'd just smile, perhaps a bit smugly, before gently patting the dressing, massaging her likely sore side as I kiss her, hugging her close, telling her I'm proud, if worried about her.

>> No.13160059

>>13160048
It kinda felt good when you were all done, mostly because you know you don't have to go through with it for another year and also because it cleans out your sinuses like nothing else.

>> No.13160063

>>13159998
Oh come now, if that was the reason she'd never have chosen anon in the first place. There's way cuter guys out there that she could have bagged just as easily.

>> No.13160065

>>13160059
That was my real moment of truth, because I grew up with bad asthma and honestly didn't know if I would get fucked up bad from it.

>> No.13160067

>>13160063
...gee, thanks? I mean, yeah, it's true, makes sense, is a bit reassuring...but it still kinda hurts when ya say it like that...

>> No.13160071

>>13160067
All I'm saying anon, is there's no way anyone wold fuck you, much less be seen with you, unless they truly loved you.

>> No.13160072

>>13160057
> find out waifu is the hero this city needs
> ask to become an adventuring team duo
> you don't even mind being her sidekick, just want to help her make the town a better place
> she steadfastly refuses, saying that the whole reason she's doing this is to protect you, to make the town safe again for the man she loves, and if you put yourself in danger that defeats the whole point of her one-woman fight
What do?

>> No.13160078

>>13160071
Yes, I know. It's true, but it still hurts.

>>13160072
Tell her that while I'm deeply flattered by her motives, knowing what I do now, I wouldn't be able to live with myself, just standing by while she endangers herself for my sake. If she's doing this to protect me, then I want to be there to protect her in turn.

>> No.13160081

>>13160072
What is exactly happening outside, I rarely leave the house?

>> No.13160084

>>13160078
You're welcome anon.

>> No.13160085

>>13160072
Obviously you turn your house into her headquarters and become her tech person, hacking into cameras and shit around the city to help her out.

>> No.13160086

>>13159989
>Whirling about you spot another naked werecat, and again, the one standing in the doorway looks different
>Longer hair, green eyes instead of yellow, but she's still dangerously thin and dirty
>Most troubling of all, however, is her grin
>No one in that state should have that kind of face
>"Pretty clever of you, mister!
>At least this one talks
>You ask her how many of them followed you home and why they couldn't have just all asked for something when you were at the butcher shop
>The green-eyed Cheshire just sneers at you
>"Are you saying you would have fed me and my sisters?"
>Considering how much they've eaten already, and the way it sounds like if you didn't drug the meat more would've vanished, you can't really say yes
>"See? I knew it," she says, her face bearing hints of sadness, as if she was hoping you'd say yes despite it all
>Though she still hasn't said how many of them there are
>A handful of emaciated cats wouldn't be much of a challenge for you should they get aggressive, five or six could be a problem
>Besides, you don't really want to beat up a bunch of homeless cheshires that look like they're 13 or 14, tops
>You ask the green-eyed one her name, but she just laughs dryly
>"What does it matter?"
>You feel something brush up against you
>Is it the one that was wearing the shirt or another?
>You ask what she wants, exactly, but you're pretty sure you already know
>"Those boxes of meat would be do nicely," she says, "Along with you..."
>Okay you weren't expecting the last one
>She stalks in closer, in what you assume is her attempt at an intimidating stance but it falls completely flat considering the tips of her ears don't even reach your chin
>Me and my sisters are very hungry, you know~
>Do you want to do this the easy way, or the hard way?

>> No.13160091

>>13160085
This. Tech guy sidekick is best sidekick.

>> No.13160093

>Superhero waifu gets pregnant and is very clearly showing it in her spandex outfit.

>Busts in to fight her nemesis "the Maneater", a manticore who has kidnapped some shotas

>"Stop in the -huff- name of -puff- justice Man Eater!"

>"Like you could ever hope to...stop....me?"

>long awkward pause as she looks at wife's baby bump

>"You know what? How about I bring these kids back, we can do this when....THAT, is gone "

>> No.13160094

>>13160086
Always the hard way. Best case scenario you somehow succeed, worst case scenario you made them work for their rape which keeps them in shape.

>> No.13160096

>>13160094
Sounds fun.

>> No.13160104

>>13160086
Well, we might as well make them work for it.

Also, just for reference we are about 7 up from the bottom of 10.

>> No.13160106

>>13160086
Easy way

>Not taking them one at a time so the rest can eat while one gets petted and scratched while you do her.

>> No.13160108

>>13160086
Flick her on the forehead.

>> No.13160109

>>13160086
See if you can find some way to distract or trap them. Then leg it and call the cops

>> No.13160115

>>13160086
Fools, all of you.

Clearly, the answer is to sigh, give her a headpat, and invite her to the dinner table, before going to prepare the meat.

>> No.13160117

>>13160086
Establish dominance.

>> No.13160120

>>13160093
What a courteous nemesis.

>> No.13160124

>>13160115
I'd be all for it if I thought they were too. However, I do not.

>> No.13160125

>>13160124
They just need a bit of genuine kindness shown to them, I'm sure.

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>>13160086
> "Along with you..."
Does she just want irrumating, or is this a "We'll be taking you back to the Cat Kingdom to turn into a Cait Sith's plaything" gig?

Because giving Cheshire home invaders "milk" is one thing. Being a prisoner in The Dimension Of Furries is quite another.

I guess try to reason with her. "Why are you doing this to ME, I actually tried to help you", etc.

>> No.13160129

>>13160115
>being a bitch

>> No.13160135

>>13160120
Daughterus are serious business anon

>> No.13160138

Currently working on a story where the MC is unashamedly M, to the point where it even makes the various MGs around him uncomfortable.

Plot goes something like this:
>MC finds a wormhole in his back yard
>Goes in; why the fuck not?
>Appears in front of the monster lord while she's addressing her war council (an asspull, I know; but the story is about anthropomorphic monster/women hybrids, at this point it's safe to say that reason has already gone out the window)
>MC is thoroughly interrogated, he tells them he's from another world; they think he's daft
>MC is given the duty of being the castle's slut
>He couldn't be happier

>> No.13160140

>>13160138
>unashamedly M
Masochistic? If so then you have my interest.

>> No.13160142

>>13160129
Just the opposite. It's about showing that you're above her attitude, and that you'll treat her, and her siblings, not because they demand it, or have invaded, but because you want to.

>> No.13160145

>>13160138
>Castle Slut
Sounds lewd.

>> No.13160148

>>13160138
Go for it anon.
Surprisingly, there are very few stories about being a bed-hopping slut, even though that's probably the main occupation in MGland.

>> No.13160152

>>13160138
Sounds good to me.

Will there be pegging and public fucking?

>> No.13160154

>>13160138
>M

Eh, not my thing.

>> No.13160160

>>13160152
>Will there be pegging and public fucking?
There will be a stockade

>> No.13160165

>>13160160
>Stockade
I'm more of a get a waifu, be a husbando sort personally.

But I think Public Cumdump/pump in a stockade is as hot as it gets.

>> No.13160169

>>13160138
I would probably read it. The concept isn't bad, and there is some pretty nice m stuff. Would depend a bit on the types of characters though, obviously.

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>>13160138
Do it Anon
Make our penises proud

>> No.13160177

>>13160165
There would be a certain appeal to it.

Till the chafing, exhaustion, and dehydration kicked in

>Rob Schneider was your regular guy until he picked on the wrong pussy....CAT

>Now he's trapped in a land of ladies who are feline hot under the color and all want a taste of his tuna

>Cum see Rob Schneider in, Catnapped this summer

>> No.13160178

>>13160086
Commence smug orphan beatdown.

This is what you get for helping street rats.

>> No.13160180

>>13160177
>Implying whatever slut gets locked up in the public square will have the sense of mind left to worry about such things

>> No.13160190

>>13160177
Stop with that fucking south park joke I swear to god.

>> No.13160197

>>13160160
One day, I shall buy a bed with a stockade built into the foot board, for me and mai waifu's private use.

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>>13160180
>Ara ara~, you've gotten addicted to being forced to cum in public
>You'll probably come back to volunteer for the stockade
Pls no
Its such bad writing

>> No.13160206

>>13160200
I just meant them being so exhausted, mentally and physically, from the constant fucking and pleasure overload, that they wouldn't be able to think about how uncomfortable they are.

Y'know, ahegao, fucked silly, that whole thing.

>> No.13160209

>>13160206
That doesn't mean once they come back to their senses they will want to go back though.

That's just shitty hentai writing at its worst.

>> No.13160222

>>13160209
I never said it did. I was simply talking about how, while they're locked up in the stockade, being used by god knows how many people, they'll likely lose track of any discomforts they're feeling at some point.

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13160229

Would you work for a qt Chinese-American Dragon Mob Boss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDCDmchtTg

Try not to bring up her heritage as a negative.

>> No.13160231

>>13160086
>There are few alternatives in this situation
>It's a waste of money, but then again it might not be
>Though you're being taken advantage of in the worst way possible, you can't think too poorly of the Cheshires
>When she walks close enough you flick her head, instantly sending her recoiling with her paws on her forehead and her ears laid flat
>"Hey, what do you think you're doing?!"
>You mention tiny cats aren't very intimidating, and that she's trying your patience
>You could just pick her up and powerbomb her to the ground if you really wanted
>Sure the claws might hurt but they wouldn't take you down before you did some damage
>Your words seem to make her second-guess her dine-rape-dash plan
>You hear a few voices around you, confirming your suspicion the room is filled with Cheshires
>The green-eyed Cheshire looks ready for a fight, baring her claws and she fades away to nothing
>"You've messed with the wrong cat!"
>The only thing you can do is sigh. What is she, a villain from a children's show about guys who dress up like bugs and act like idiots?
>Fortunately, as you anticipated, she just lunges straight at you - like an idiot.
>You sidestep her clumsy attack, feeling a rush of wind
>Though you'll probably get a face-full of claws the second time around since you have no idea where she is now
>Time for the plan
>You announce, loudly, that you'd like to cook for them. Meat's better when it's not raw, and you'd like to see everyone - and even give them a bath. They must all be cute as buttons, you add. Cute, lovable buttons that you'd just love to scratch their ears and rub their tummies and then you can all fall asleep in a big cuddle pile
>The air around you becomes rather still
>A new voice behind you asks if you really mean it
>Turning around, you discover a familiar face - the yellow-eyed girl
>Yes, you say, you meant every word
>The green-eyed one argues that you're just lying, but the yellow one is already hooked
>She's even drooling

>> No.13160237

>>13160231
Green eyed one can eat shit, but the yellow one is getting all the cuddles.

>> No.13160245

>>13160231
Pet the yellow-eyed one's head, tell her that you'll make her a nice treat, and give her a warm bath.

Then, promise the same to any who come out like her. Any who continue to be do distrusting as the green-eyed one, they get bunk, and can watch as their sisters live it up a bit.

>> No.13160246

>>13160231
"Someone's gettin' choice pick"

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>>13159859
He's not Bob

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>>13160229
Sure, what's the worst that could happen workin for the mob.

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>>13160231
Say you have to go to the store to buy more meat
Drive away, straight to MGC pest control
Round up all the doggirl and wolfgirl handlers you can find
Return in force

>> No.13160253

>>13160229
Why would I? I like to savor all the treasures the world has to offer.

>> No.13160255

>>13160245
Sounds about right to me. Trust should be rewarded.

>> No.13160258

>>13160248
A hit could be put on you by the Queen of 'The Hive' and you are hunted down by a pair of psychotic, mute Mantis twins who violently rape their male victims before killing them.

That's one thing that could happen.

>> No.13160260

>>13160231
She gon get head pats and ear scratches

>> No.13160266

>>13160258
Outlast?

>> No.13160269

>>13160266
Well no, they're hitwomen, not deranged mental patients.

But I see where you're going with this.

>> No.13160286

>>13160258
But why would anyone put a hit on anon, what has he ever done?

>> No.13160289

i don't understand something, why are anubises (anubi) associated with Legos? What do legos have to do with Anubis?

>> No.13160295

>>13160289
hurts like a bitch when you step on them

>> No.13160297

>>13160289

There was one story about one with legos. /mgg/ being always unable to separate individuals from a whole species, applied it across the board.

>> No.13160298

>>13160289
This is the tenth time you've asked this

>> No.13160299

Is it possible that monsterboys are conceived and born all the time, but demonic energy turns them all into girls?

>> No.13160300

>>13160286
He refused the Queen's plump and arrogant daughter's hand in marriage.

The spoiled young Bee Girl Princess did not take rejection well. She had money, power and a fat abdomen, how dare he refuse?

>> No.13160301

>>13160289
rotational velocidensity

>> No.13160302

>>13160289
They're both for immature children

>> No.13160303
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So, I've just woken up and what's the time in 'merica now? Simply to know how /mgg activity corresponds to my day.
t. someone from a wasteland-tier timezone

>> No.13160304

>>13160297
The lego thing predated that story

>> No.13160307

>>13160300
That just proves he has good taste. How can you kill a man for that?

>> No.13160309

>>13160303
Pacific Standard Time...it's 8:37 at night.

>> No.13160311

>>13160303
It's 10:37 in the middle of America.

>> No.13160314

>>13160303
11:38 Eastern Standard Time

>> No.13160315

>>13159445
I can actually see the more yandere monsters doing this with the bodies of their deceased husbands.
>he never left

>> No.13160317

>>13160303
21:38 Mountain Time

>> No.13160318

>>13160317
>>13160314
>>13160311
>>13160309
TIME ZONES ASSEMBLE

>> No.13160320

>>13160304
The explosion of popularity and art postdates it.

>> No.13160321

>>13160289
For at least the 4th Time.

>Anubi manage construction and other projects in MGE Not-Egypt
>Anubi like construction
>LEGOs are construction toys
>Anubi like LEGOs

It's not a hard train of logic to follow.

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>>13160307
The Queen would be made at Anon for breaking her daughter's heart.

So it's either being killed, or joining up with another gang for protection.

And if the Mantis twins failed, the Wasp twins would be sent next. Because why have one pair of deadly, assassin twins when you can have two pairs?

Such is life in the criminal underworld of Monster Girl City.

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>>13160320
I believe you are incorrect but I can't be bothered to do any checking

>> No.13160328

>>13160324
Luckily they're all insect girls, so a few cans of raid are you need.

>> No.13160332

>>13160324
>Implying I wouldn't seduce the Mantis Twins and elope with them instead

>> No.13160336

>>13160325
Do you think she enjoyed the LEGO Movie?

>> No.13160339

>>13160325

That picture for certain postdates it.

The story was also written within minutes of the first ever lego anubis post. October 6 2014.

>> No.13160340

>>13160336
I bet she enjoys LEGO-land.

>> No.13160342

>>13160328
Unfortunately you are dyslexic and raid their cans instead.

twin waifu end

>> No.13160343

>>13160336
She was probably singing "Everything is Awesome" under her breath for weeks

>> No.13160344

>>13160332
My nigga.

Mantis twins would be great, especially if they were polar opposites of each other.

>> No.13160347

I don't know if I want to lurk in the thread all night or go splatter some Russian mobsters grey matter on a checkered tile floor in Hotline Miami 2
I'M SO CONFLICTED!

>> No.13160350

>>13160332
>Seduced Mantis Twins switch sides and become your bodyguards and Henchwomen.
>Start your own gang. As the first successful Human gang leader in Monster Girl City.

It begins.

>> No.13160356

>>13160343
>All those workers groaning in frustration when they hear it almost on a daily basis
>And it eventually gets stuck in their heads

>> No.13160358

This is interesting. What kind of gangs and organized crime would we see in MGC?

I could definitely see a classy European-styled mafia of dragongirls running protection rackets and various racketeering operations. I also imagine they own a lot of legitimate business enterprises such as banks.

>> No.13160362

>>13160347
Is that game out?

Could've sworn it was later this month.

>> No.13160363

>>13160340
>goes to Legoland with Anubis waifu
>she spends most of her time critiquing the Lego sculptures and and buying Lego sets
>screams like a little girl on the fast rides
10/10 would get season pass
>>13160343
To be fair everyone has that stuck in their head for a week or two after they watch that movie.

>> No.13160366

>>13160342
Even better! I never was much for harming cute girls anyway.

>> No.13160367

>>13160358
http://pastebin.com/49fc96P7

>> No.13160368

>>13160363
Everything is awesome

>> No.13160370

>>13160362
I just pre-ordered it myself. About 12 hours, I think.

>> No.13160373

>>13160362
NOPE.
IT'LL BE OUT BEFORE NOON TOMORROW.
I'll think of you guys when I'm beating people to a bloody pile of mismatched body parts!

>> No.13160374

>>13160344
>>13160350
>Seduce cute Mantis Twin Assassins
>They protect you from all the nastiness of the world they once worked for
>And at night, gaze at you lovingly the way only a kuudere really can
>While they both nuzzle your cock between their soft cheeks

>> No.13160376

>>13160370
>>13160373
Ah, well I'll probably be busy playing stalker.

That god damn game is addicting.

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>>13160343
>"Listen, I need you to manage the station better. Your employees have been filing complaints, and I'm not--"
>"Are you humming that damn song again!?"
"I mean, you know..."
>"..."
"Yes."

>> No.13160381

>>13160324
>being outdone by monsters
humanity has become too fucking weak.

>> No.13160384

>>13160374
>Kuudere twins
>cock nuzzling

Best assassins.

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>>13160379
>employees
The fuck, they're supposed to be slaves. Are the Anubis and Pharaoh such bonnet-tipping betas they can't even assert their dominance over a few boys?

Sheesh, what faggots. I'm sticking with Apophis, she knows where she ranks compared to human boys. I'd gladly serve her and call her Mistress.

>> No.13160387

>>13160336
Who DOESN'T enjoy it?

>>13160343
I'd want to kiss her cheek everytime I caught her doing so.

>>13160340
>>13160363
Season pass, or at the very least, special occasions. Special date, once a month at least?

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