/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13146483
First for Vampire master race.

Dark slimes are the best slimes.

Second for Lets stop talking about Cait Sith

>1500 posts last thread

Guess people were busy during the week

>>13146490
Agreed.

>>13146492
>MFW I see people down south wearing windbreakers and jackets when it's 60

Git Gud, fucking negative temperatures up here every single year.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

>>13146492
I want an Anubis in a fluffy winter jacket, scowling as she has to shovel her walk, cursing and wondering why she moved to a Northern Region.

I want to make her hot cocoa and cuddle her to keep each other warm as we cuddle up under a blanket by the fire.

>>13146498
What the fuck are those things to the sides of her vagoo

>>13146497
Fucking golden ass Snow birds. It would be better if you didn't have summer homes down here driving up the prices of regular residential.

>>13146501
Vagina Dentata

>>13146505
It's not our fault people are too stupid to move away from cold weather if they don't like it.

I for one moved up here for the cold weather, so I'm happy to stay all year long. You can keep your nasty ass humidity and 100 degree temperatures.

>>13146491

No. /jp/ has just been picking up speed lately.

>>13146501
Claspers. I wonder if she has ampullae of lorenzini.

>"Woah, hey guys. Welcome to MGE."

>>13146497

It's okay. We laugh when you guys nearly naked and dying of heat stroke in the summer while we're wearing pants and long sleeves.

>>13146498
I want to be saved by a group of Dolphin girls because some Shark girls are bullying me.

>>13146510
Not saying you're a freak but you're a freak. Old people move down south in droves to escape the cold and drive up prices along with it. I won't even live in Florida which is why I live in Georgia.

>>13146518
And then you get raped instead of bullied.

>>13146486

>Vampire master race

That's cute that you think that.

>>13146518
>implying the Dolphin girls won't just drag you off to their rape cave
>implying Shark girls aren't just misunderstood

>>13146521
You know what always helps prices come down? A really destructive hurricane.

>Friday night, and finally getting off work
>Bitch of a boss tanuki forced you to stay late to make things tidy
>Wouldn't need to clean up the store if it was kept tidy in the first place
>Don't know why her superiors didn't do surprise inspections
>Whatever, doesn't matter now
>Get overtime pay for it
>Have some snacks in tow for the weekend
>Still tired as shit
>You decide to wander around a bit to let your mind unwind
>It's still light out anyways
>Mostly
>Decide to take the long route through the park
>Seems like a good idea at the time
>Is actually quite relaxing
>No noisy kids to affect your headache
>No man-hunting monster girls out prowling yet
>Just a few were-wolves walking their dogs
>Like that isn't an odd sight
>As it starts getting darker you pick up the pace
>Still not worried
Jingle
>What was that?
>You look behind you, and see nothing
>The street lamps turn on and light up the path
>Turn ahead and start walking again
Jingle
>Was that closer?
>Look behind you again
>Still nothing
>Okay, this can't be good
>Pick up the pace some more
Jingle
>Don't bother stopping as you look back to check
>There still isn't anything
>But it's getting closer
Jingle jingle
>Decide this is a good time to start taking up jogging
>You can let the dr.pepper settle overnight
Jingle jingle
>You don't bother looking, the noise can't be more than thirty feet away
>See something written on the back of the entry sign in spray paint
>It smells fresh
"You're going to be late Anon."

>>13146517
We can share the sentiment when you die from hypothermia in the low 40's.

>>13146514

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>13146522
>>13146524
Anons you're being silly, Dolphin girls aren't that bad.

>>13146526
Yay, more Mute Cheshire. Thanks for the cute Nyanon.

How is it that he's still at all surprised or freaked out by his girlfriend's antics?

>>13146525
This is true but I\'d rather not wish that upon them. I'm a nice guy.

>>13146533
Indeed, they're even worse.

>>13146526
Suddenly reminded of that Twilight Zone episode, 'The Jungle'

>>13146528
But anon, we just put more layers on.

>glorious rabbit skin gloves good into sub zero even for southern lizard people

>>13146499
K. But I'm keeping this one short

>>13146538
Stop being a bully!

Dolphin's help people, sharks eat people.

>>13146542
You may know the glory of rabbit skin, but do you know the glory of walking outside ass naked from a sauna, throwing yourself into the snow, and still feeling like a cooked pheasant?

>>13146526
>That your fucking name
>Run past the sign
>Fuck jogging, it's time for running
Jingle jingle
>It's almost right behind you
>You turn down a corner and bolt across a street
>Thankfully it's late and few people are driving in the area
>Unfortunately it's late and nobody is in the area
>Take a sharp turn into an alleyway
Jingle
>algjaslgjglakgn;aglak
>Right in front of you
>Dead stop, look at wall
>Wet spraypaint
>An arrow pointing in the direction of home
>With a message
"Hurry anon!"
>Fucking book it
>Take as winding route as possible
Jingle jingle jingle
>That came from fucking above
>Panic a lot
>More fresh paint on the wall
>Another arrow pointing towards home
"You're going to miss it."
>Miss what?!
>Run even faster
>Nearly home now
>Can see it down the street
>Just about to enter the apartment building
Jingle
>It's not even ten feet away
>Turn and look
>A pair of glowing red eyes in the dark
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>Get inside and run into the elevator
>Safe now
Jingle jingle jingle

>>13146534
He's not a bright bulb. And it's more amusing this way.

>>13146547
Dolphins take them to their rape cave then to drown, sharks bite people but hate the taste and let them go in record numbers.

>>13146547
All lies. Dolphin's drown people and drag them off to their rape cave. Sharks love people, but don't have any arms so they hug with their mouth which doesn't turn out well.

>>13146545
W-Wait, wha?

>>13146547

Dolphins rape people. More people than sharks kill.

And for sharks it more like a war against humanity than actual feeding. A war they are losing.

>>13146551
>Spoiler 1
Okay then.

>Spoiler 2
Fair enough.

Still very cute, if silly. But then that's cute too.

>>13146514
I will never not tell you to fuck off with that.

>>13146555
Would you cuddle and nose rubs your shark girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7s0bBFH8g

>>13146553
>>13146555
But sharks are scary anons, they have all those sharp teeth!

Why would you want to waifu such a scary looking monster?

>>13146564
Because shark teeth are olev.

>>13146551
I-is it gonna be Cait Sith?

>>13146571
It's a Cheshire you dumb.

>>13146551
>It's right behind you
>Cold sweat on your neck
>Turn slow and carefully
>A young looking red and black haired were-cat standing there
>Collar and bell on her neck
>Whiteboard lifted up with one hand
>With one word written on it
"Nya."
>Scream like a little girl
>Finally stop ten seconds later
>Awkward silence
>Realize it's just Mizuki
>Sigh of relief
>She wipes the message and writes a new one
"It's on in five minutes, I didn't want you to miss it."
>Miss what?
>Can't remember
>She pouts
>Wipes and writes
"The two episode finale of A winter in Yetinburg!"
>Remember why you got snacks
>Elevator arrives
>Rush into apartment
>Turn on the television
>Snacks prepared
>And it begins

Yes, I named her. Spoilered pic for my horrible drawing, but I didn't want to commission anyone to draw her.

>>13146550
>Snow
Ah yes, the ancient ones have often spoken of the legendary Suh Know from the backs of their driving homes.

Ice, sleet and hail is about all you see in the deep south even when it gets cold as fuck. Snow doesn't usually stick and you may only see something thicker than an inch once every ten years or so.

Being lizard people, heat doesn't bother us anyhow. We don't need to cool off after getting out of a sauna. Some people will jump into a pool afterward but that's cold.

>>13146562
Yes, and also belly rubs.

>>13146578
>Pools are cold
You don't know about Polar Plunges do you?

Our cold is your heat, we're almost immune to it.

>>13146562
Yes.

>>13146562

So
Fucking
Kawaii

It turns out a Tiger Shark is just a ocean doberman.

>>13146576
It's a pretty cute drawing. Better than anything I could ever do.

>>13146592
Nope Tiger shark will eat anything, other sharks though not so much.

>>13146514
A cat is fine too.

>>13146598
This
Tiger sharks are notorious for attacking anything and everything.

>>13146598
>>13146600
I thought there could be peace
;-;

>>13146592
Tiger sharks are more like ocean garbage compactors. They eat fucking everything and are the majority of shark attacks in the world.

Don't tell me you think that zebra shark in the clip was a tiger?

>>13146576
That's right, the end is nigh! I have finished Yetinburg!
Chapter 12: http://pastebin.com/xHHTxzFW
Epilogue: http://pastebin.com/nkKbEqSi

Appreciate any criticism or final thoughts on it, and I'm very sorry for the wait. I hope these are up to standards. Can't believe it's been four months since I started writing this. In any case, I'd like to know how well I did and if I succeeded in a good healing story, or if it became something else.

As for what's next, I have other stuff lined up and in mind but I'd like to ask for opinions. Going to do something involving chunni antics in a sea-side town and have two of the three characters in mind for it in mind, but can't decide on a third. Feel free to vote on it in strawpoll, though I will say it's not going to be binding.
http://strawpoll.me/3808610

In any case, going to take a small break to watch some anime, play some games, and read other writefag's stuff to try and improve my own writing. Will continue lurking, so I'll see you all around.

And remember, mice are olev.

>>13146606
>majority of shark attacks in the world.
I think you mean Bullsharks

>>13146607
Mice are motherfuckers.

I've smashed so many of the little bastards you don't even know.

>>13146606

Nigga I'm from Australia, I live in Perth.
No, no I didn't. Just one day it would be nice to venture beyond the safety wall without the constant looming threat of being eaten, poisoned or killed by a commuter.

>>13146609
No. Tigers beat them out in overall number and lethality. Great whites have a higher number of recorded lethal attacks though, less attacks total.

>>13146607
FUCK I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT

Critique when I'm conscious again, I guess

>>13146497
Nigga don't generalize. I'm from the deep south and I wear god damn shorts and flip flops in 10 degree weather.

>>13146607
Oh boy

>>13146623
No Bulls still are higher in number of attacks just not fatal ones.

>>13146514
We aren't you adorable.

I want to take you home and Spoil you with treats and Hathor milk until your nothing more than a fat lap cat.

>>13146619

Even in the Gulf of Mexico, you don't go swimming beyond the breakers or go swimming at night. You can see the big tigers and makos and hammerheads cruising up and down the shore from the air in the daytime.

I thought you guys had the nets mostly for the jellies and stuff?

>>13146640

Nah
We made a wall of giant hooks with tempting bait to lure Tigersharks to their death.

>>13146545
As she plunged the shovel into the snow, the shivering Anubis groaned. Elise could not for the life of her figure out why she agreed to move to Canada with her hubby. She refused initially, but then Anon rubbed that special place above the base of her tail and she melted. She felt ashamed of herself, how could she have caved like that? Especially on such an important matter as where they would be establishing their love nest. She tossed another load of snow from the driveway. The cold out here was insufferable, and Harriet was miserable, but she must stay ahead of schedule if she is to finish her chores before Anon gets home from work. She wipes bone-chilling drops of sweat from her forehead. She takes a misstep and slips on some ice.
>"WAAAAAaaaaa!"
She takes a nasty fall and bumps her head. She rubs her head wincing in pain, cursing this absurd cold. She wished she could just go back home to the nice, warm desert. How lovely that would be. She looks around for a second, and then something catches her golden eyes. There were kids rolling... balls of snow? She observed them for a second. They took a medium sized ball and placed it on top of a much larger ball. Then on top of the medium one a much smaller one. Her interest was peaked, the children set about decorating the stack of balls with a top hat, a scarf, twig arms, button eyes, and a rake.
>"You can make statues with snow?" she said in surprise.
Apparently she said it loudly because the children turned to look at her.
>"Uh, yeah!" One of the kids called back.
Elise blushed and went back to shoveling snow. She busied herself with her chores and when she was finished she decided to alter the schedule slightly... Elise hopped onto Anon's computer, she typed into Google:
>"Snow Statues"
As her eyes scanned across the various images, she began to formulate a plan, but she would need help...
1/2

>>13146644

We have those too. We call them oil rigs

>>13146649
Love. Pure love. That is what I feel right now.

Also given Elise is used consistently, is Harriet a typo?

>>13146654
Harriet was the original name but I changed it because I hated it and lost track of the other uses of Harriet.

>>13146659
Ah. Alright. Elise is a pretty name.

>>13146659

Harriet's a name for a Harpy you philistine.

Also I kinda want to NTR this anubutt and take her home to where its warm.

Good story so far though.

>>13146663
>NTR
Your taste is your own.

>>13146665

It's okay when you're the home wrecker anon

>>13146663
>NTRing me
Nigga, I will straight ax murder you.

>>13146498
Why not swim with a slime, for protection. She would probably move pretty fast, and no one likes the taste of slime.

>>13146670

It's already too late
She's addicted to my penis now,
My massive dick has forced her vagaina into the perfect shape for me

So do it pussy, if you think you can. But if you fail I'm coming for that ass too boy.

>>13146663
Do not NTR the anubis

>>13146678
>Implying you could get that far
>Implying she wouldn't shank you first
>Implying I wouldn't finish the job after rushing home after one quick phonecall

But enough talk of this. NTR's just silly in the first place.
Booty Warrior's a cool guy tho. Would help him nap Chris Handsom.

>>13146680
Indeed.

>>13146678
You do realize that that doesn't stop him from axe murdering you, in fact that only gives him more incentive!

So /mgt/, to what extent would you go to protect your booty/virginity during your time in MGH?

>>13146690
>MGH
>Implying I wouldn't be mostly safe from cuddling my childhood friend since kindergarten
>Implying you can keep your virginity through middle school

>>13146690
I would find a nice girlfriend to be disgustingly sweet with. That'll keep me safe!

>>13146690
I would go the fullest possible extent. Unless of course my virginity is threatened by one of my favourite monstergirls, then I'd just give it away to them yo.

>>13146690
Not going for starters.

>>13146690
Join the Order Training Company (OTC) for my school. Get a sweet set of armor and defensive training.

Always wanted a sweet set of armor to put on display in the home I settle into. And I'll still have it even if I fail.

>>13146690
Get a monster girlfriend.

>>13146687
So he comes in swinging like a wild maniac?
Easy counter, he's on the ground with my knee on his throat while annubutt is in the corner jilling her self off at the thought of being fucked by my alpha cock stuffing her cunt with my alabaster man sauce.

>>13146685
All canines and especially bitches respond to powerful alpha projection. To top it off she's already a little miffed that you dragged her away from her warm home to fucking Canada. You dun goofed anon, that ass is already mine.

>>13146712
>Alpha this
>Alpha that
Seriously man, this is silly. Just knock it off, kay?

>>13146712
>Easy counter
Yeah, that's not how it really works. Instead you end up with an axe embedded in your skull because it's actually difficult to dodge swings from an axe-wielding maniac all powered up on rage-adrenaline.

>Doujin about a boy who winds up with a Succubi squatter
>Uses him as her private cum-pump, getting him addicted to her body
>Is pretty cute.
>Has no outward demonic traits or features though
>Pure 100% Semen Demon tho

Verdict? Is it still a Monster Girl if she only acts like one?

>>13146712
>Your isolated space colony will never be rescued by a group of Centaur Intergalactic Peacekeepers called the Space Mares.

It kind of hurts actually.

>>13146720
You exploit the madman's momentum. It's not hard.

>>13146717

It's how pack mentality works, you know, like a jackal pack.

And seriously, the Alpha is what you think is silly, not the Alabaster man sauce?

>>13146690
Loading myself with rape man switches.

>>13146737
>Jackal Pack
See, this is why I wasn't taking you very seriously at all.

There's no such thing. Jackals are one of the more notable examples of life-long monogamous pairing in nature.

>>13146649
Anon entered the warmth of his home with a smile.
>"Elise, I'm home."
He closed the door and set aside his suitcase and peeled off his coat. He looked around, she was nowhere to be seen. He headed upstairs to the bedroom.
>"Elise?"
He searches every inch of the house until he enters the garage, there she is, working on something at her drawing board.
>"Hey, Elise, I'm home."
She turns to him, her face goes from one of serious concentration to a bright smile wider than any he has seen on her face before.
>"Anon, you're home! Good!"
She grabs her blueprints, hops of her stool, and runs over to him. He leans in for a kiss, but she grabs his hand and pulls him behind her.
>"Quickly Anon! There isn't much time, we must remain ahead of schedule!"
They quickly pull on their coats and head into the front yard where Elise has prepared a wheelbarrow, a ladder, and a shovel. Anon takes the wheelbarrow as per Elise's instructions. They set about gathering snow from the nearby yards. Nobody seemed to miss the snow from their driveways, so they continued as she had planned. They brought the loads of snow back to their yard and they set about constructing balls of snow twice the size those children had made. After some effort, they had formed 3 large frozen globes. They rolled the first one into position and lifted the second one into position as a team. Elise grabbed the ladder and put it into position. Anon handed her the third and final ball. It was heavy and hard to lift, but she managed to put it on top. They stepped back to admire their handiwork. It was 2.5 meters tall because it's in Canada. Next, Elise grabbed a trowel and a few other tools from the garage. She scaled the ladder and began carving into the balls of snow. After another hour of work, she had done it. She had constructed her very own, SNOW PHARAOH! It was just like the statues built in the old days back home. It was beautiful. Anon stepped beside his wife and wrapped his arm around her. 2/3

>>13146737

Not him but I thought alabaster was a stupid descriptor. When you say "plaster penis preserves" I can only imagine white dust shooting out

>>13146737
This ain't vidya or a movie son, you don't have the reflexes, strength, or training to exploit any opening in his swings. Even if you did the odds are against you, he's got a range and momentum advantage.

>>13146742
>Snow Pharaoh
>2.5 Meters tall
How passionate! She deserves a fair applause for such a creation. In addition to plenty of hugs of course.

>>13146749
This.

Even a CQC expert will tell you how great an advantage even a table leg will give you over an unarmed opponent.

>>13146741
>>13146745
>>13146749

>/mgg/ thread
>Taking it seriously
>I'm still here, thinking about NTRing anon's waifu

>>13146754
You can try.
You will fail.
Just go be happy with your own waifu.

>>13146754
>Merely pretending to be retarded

>>13146607
What's so olev about mice?

>>13146754

>>13146754
Who are you quoting?

>>13146761
me

>>13146742
Anon leaned in to plant a kiss on her cheek. He took his phone out from his pocket and they took a photo in front of their creation. After some more admiration they went back inside. Elise lit a few logs in the fire place and Anon made hot chocolate in the kitchen. He brought it to the living room and handed a mug to Elise. They wrapped up in a blanket and cuddled together by the fire. For awhile they sat their drinking cocoa and talking.
>"Maybe Canada isn't so bad after all" She thought as she planted a kiss on Anon's cheek.

>>13146758
Everything.

>>13146712
Alpha isn't really a thing with wolf packs, it's usually the parents in charge and everyone else being descended.

>>13146767
I feel warm and cozy on the inside.

Thank you for writing this Writefag-kun.

>>13146769
You're biased.

>>13146774
He's not wrong though. Mouse girls are pretty olev.

>>13146756
>>13146761
>>13146760
`What sort of people live about here?'

`In that direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, `lives the trip fags: and in that direction,' waving the other paw, `lives a anonymous. Visit either you like: they're both retarded.'

`But I don't want to go among retarded people,' Anon remarked.

`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all retarded here. I'm tarded. You're tarded.'

`How do you know I'm retarded?' said Anon.

`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'

>>13146769
10/10, would hug from behind and tease ears while gently fondling.

>>13146607
Wait, what it has to do with mice? I read the first chapters and it was something about Kumiho so I dropped it

>>13146782
Old meme is old, and bad.

>>13146782
>Avatarfagging
Well, you're not wrong.

>>13146782
>backpedaling this hard

>>13146724
I read that. I don't even care if she looks 100% human, that artist is amazing.

>>13146789

I'd prefer to call it a classical meme, and it's point still stands quite tall

>>13146785
Nothing, I just love mice.

Tardigrade and velvet worm monstergirls, anyone?

>>13146795
The artwork was indeed fantastic. As was all the lewd shit the Succubus did. I mean, hot damn.

>>13146799
>Tardigrade
How would that even work?

>velvet worm
Kind of want. Would probably be like that nasty ass centipede girl, but cute and fluffy(ish)

Oh hey, http://monster-girls.125mb.com/ is still alive.

>Kappa and Matango companions.

Fuck.

>>13146483
Did someone say snake church?
Also someone please post yandere shirohebi, I keep forgetting to save her.

>>13146754
my waifu's an evil and savage orc.
not a p'orc either, but a cruel twisted one that barely reaches 5 feet in height and is blacker than Mississippi.

>>13146794
How is it back pedaling when they agree they're retarded?

>>13146806
What?

>>13146807

Your waifu's a slut

>>13146808
Because Jews.

Which is the least obvious elemental weakness for a monster?

>>13146804
>nasty ass centipede girl
you take that back right now

>>13146814
Which monstergirl is most likely to be Jewish?

>>13146813
just the way I like it

>>13146816

Is that a picture for ants?

>>13146817
does that really need to be asked

>>13146810
Probably means the one clawing her own face.

>>13146819
No It's a picture for centipedes

>>13146815
metal and wood because of swords, spears, arrows, and other assorted weaponry

>>13146816
Suck it, bugbites.

>>13146817

Jews are already monsters.

>>13146815
Light? Holy?

>>13146806
I want to become a member of Snake church. Then after Snake Mass with our Snake Priestess preaching her Snake Sermon, we'll go down to The Snake Pit for beers and Sexy Snakes.

>>13146824
>wood

>>13146822
No, I mean what is snake church?

>>13146824
>using the Chinese method

Disdain.

>>13146831
No you fool! The Freud element only makes them stronger!

>>13146826
pls no bully

>>13146837
Oomukade deserve to be bullied more than alps.

>>13146815
weakness to all status ailments because no one really uses those except in an SMT game.

>>13146815
I've heard some monsters are weak to the rape element

>>13146837
I want to use her sensitive antennae as handlebars while I face-fuck her

>>13146842
Don't bully the centipede

>>13146837
To be fair, the only reason I didn't call her a washboard is because at least a washboard doesn't have disgusting little legs poking out of it.

>>13146831
Ah, I get it! He says wood, but what he means is a boner! Get it? Because in the morning you get morning wood?
Huh? Huh? It's funny! Because monstergirls like dicks! Get it? Huh?

>>13146847
>some monsters
elves don't count

>>13146815
Nerve Agents.

>>13146843
>using status effects
>not bulldozing everything

captcha tpure

>>13146852
How dare you
>>13146850
I do too

>>13146854
Anon thanks to you parts of my brain are no longer functioning.

>>13146854
Go home Hades.

>>13146815
Dense.

>>13146859
Just saying it like it is, legjob. You're better than a shroom, at least

>>13146806

Only version I have.

>>13146815

Tungsten

>>13146858
exactly.

>>13146872
Just what I was lookin for, thanks a million

>>13146872
That's purge-tier.

>>13146873
effective against harpy

captcha: eemoo

>>13146859
>love letter
>to a member of a species raised to hate you
Should have been born a fox or a snake lady.

>>13146871
She just wants cuddles, anon

>>13146607
I enjoyed it man. It got a little gritty at the end, not as healing as I would have thought, but it was still good. However I feel you've shifted much of the focus on the nine tails in the latter chapters and now I'm less interested in what becomes of Mc and his family, and more of what becomes of nine tails, and if she can ever leave her monstrous past behind. Good job on the wurm too, She really felt like a force of nature with the way she was just shutting down the kumiho left and right. I think you should write a story from before the change. The near omnipotence you wrote into both that wurm and thunderbird impressed me. And I think they'd be scary as fuck if they weren't so focused on being moe and sucking dick. It's easy to forget the thunderbird for example was once considered a deity.

>>13146847
Rape isn't an element
It's a sport

>>13146877
But we like Harpies anon

How would your favorite character fare in their local MGC?

what the fuck is mgc

>>13146880
And I want a nice car on my driveway, we can't get what we want all the time. I'll make an exception if she can cook breakfast though. I'm still going to be big spoon so i don't have to feel her little legs all over me.

>>13146889

He'd be a little weirded out for a while but he'd get over it.

>And it vibrates

>>13146894
Oh boy, we've got a new one here.

>>13146876
I'd fuck it.

>>13146897
>spooning
she doesn't have an ass, anon

>>13146898
>Just about to say archer
>Someone suggests Archer
Well, you could say that he'd enter the DANGER ZONE

This Oomukade posting makes me want more Night Terrors. Damn it, Alp hurry it up.

>>13146903
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>13146905
>Implying you need an ass to spoon
Don't be racist, Anon

>>13146903
Yes, but you're a slut who'd fuck almost anything.

>>13146902
answer me motherfucker

>>13146908

Just for you buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>>13146911
All im saying is your dick would be against her exoskeleton

>>13146908
We go to his house, bust his door down, and politely ask him to continue

>>13146914
Newfag pls, where are your manners?

>>13146889
Not good knowing his luck.

>>13146909
>>13146909
wonder if mgs have a saying like "Don't let crazy stick its dick in you"

>>13146881
I actually have things planned for the nine-tails, but am not going to be starting on it for a while. Sort of why I focused on her so much. Didn't have anything focusing on the before time in mind, but I might look into it sometime.
I'm glad you liked it! And thanks for the feedback!

>>13146914
Say please, nigger
Monster girl city

>>13146894
Monstergirl city. It's a modern setting in which monsters and humans live, created by the people in this thread. Other then that, nobody can agree on what it is. For some, it is a rape-filled hell, others, it's a tough city in which a man can happiness if he tries. Others still, it's wondrous place, filed with all kinds of rape, monstergirls, qand love.

>>13146905
No, but she has a pathetic chest I can rub under the pretense of making her tits grow while slipping a finger under that talisman on her crotch.

>>13146917
I'm sure it's a comfy exoskeleton

>>13146909
>Not exclusively sticking your dick in crazy
Get on my level

>>13146925
>>13146926
truly appreciated

>>13146919
suck my dick

>>13146912
You got me there.
However, I do have some reservations. I don't like bug MGs and I wouldn't touch a P'orc with a ten foot stick. That also includes goblins, imps, plants, and various others.
I just happen to be a slut for fluffiness and cuddling.

>>13146932
If I suck your dick, will I choke?

>>13146921
I'd say when it comes to crazy, it's pretty equal
Don't stick your dick in crazy
Don't let crazy stick it in you

>>13146921
-_- god dammit, can we just let that die?

>>13146938
It would be extremely suffocating.

>>13146942
>-_-
>>>/out/

>>13146942
>-_-
>Namefagging after story is finished

How about you go die?

>>13146926
A few people did some laughably grimdark tales set there back when the thread came up with it, and some anons latched on to that and pushed it even further, into a parody of grimdark settings in general and a springboard for Dredd posting.

Really though, you can use it however you want. The term is often just used to mean a random city that has a human/monster-girl integrated population.

>>13146942
>-_-

Suicide is your friend.

>>13146922
No problem. It was a good read and I really enjoyed the atmosphere. It really reminded me of the old crime mysteries in which it's a fairly isolated setting, what with the town being locked down under blizzards and the like. Makes me want to write something along those likes, but I don't think I'd be able to pull off that lingering sense of claustrophobia nearly as well.

>>13146942
Let what die?

Butts.

>>13146946
>>13146938
Well, small things are typically labeled as choking hazards.

>>13146956
Knees.

>>13146954
I thought you were referencing something I had said in a previous thread and somehow it had become some kind of meme when I wasn't looking or something. Just forget I was even here.

>>13146957
You gunna take that, Anon?
>>13146956
Whenever I see an image like this I'm overcome by the desire to slip the panties down just low enough for me to stick it in. Then stick it in, leaving them in place to make her squirm around unsteadily.

>>13146962
Tits

>>13146962
You can't compare knees to butts. Butts are better

>>13146956
This thread needs more butt.

>>13146962
>Knees
>Not abs

>>13146969
Fucking Ushi milkwomen, always seducing and fucking lonely husbandos, somebody should deal with them.

>>13146969
I want to take those fragile stickers off

>>13146975
They've been out of check ever since the Milk Men disappeared.

>>13146971
http://imgur.com/PGHRDT5

>>13146975
She's just doin her job though

>>13146978
I want to weld them on and watch her scream in pain.

>>13146969
I didn't order these tits.

>>13146979
They were false prophets.

Men who dispensed dairy to shatter love.

I use it to strengthen love, to spread the word of Hathor herself

>>13146983
>Meme about edges

>>13146983
>I want to weld a sticker onto flesh
Anon, I...
That wouldn't work
Dumbass

>>13146980
>http://imgur.com/PGHRDT5
This is acceptable, thank you anon.

>>13146978
I too want to take them off and stick them on her forehead

>>13146980
Just think of all wives that come home to see the milkwoman draining their husbando. It
breaks their hearts. Which gets the milkwomen off.

>>13146997
Monsters can't NTR Anon.

>>13146999
milkwomen aren't monsters, they're the devil

>>13146999
But husbands can. If they're sluts

>>13146990
>Implying

>>13146999
Not casually, sure.

But if they're borderline-yan and in love with the guy already...

have you ever wondered what would happen if your dick ever became a monster girl?

>>13147012
No.

Why is MGG full of people from /b/ and /v/

>>13147012
What kind of question is that? Are you feeling ok anon?

>>13147012
No

>>13147012
Until I read your post, I didn't.

>>13147015
It's actually more /a/ and /tg/.
>>13147012
No, why, did you tattoo a dragon on your dick?

>>13147012
Go to bed anon.

>>13147012
what the fuck, man

>>13147012
Bro, who's your weed guy?

>>13147012
Stop on whatever your smoking right now/

>>13147012
What the fuck, Anon. Really, what the fuck?

>>13147015
I'm from /tg/

>>13147012
I'm thinking way too hard about this right now.
>Wake up, feel something moving
>In your pants
>Look in said pants, nothing spe-
WHAT
>"Hi anon~"
>Starts acting seductively
>You start to get hard
>By extension, so does she
>Her body becomes stiffer until she can barely move
>Grab sentient monstergirl penis
>Start jerking it
>"Anon~ I'm going to cuBLGHAGH"
>pukes its own energy source all over your lap

I just... what

>>13147020
>>13147030
But /tg/ is cool.

I see way too many reaction pics, memes and greentexting here.

>>13147032
>stop fapping to other girls!

>>13147012
Well, I've officially been here too long.

>>13147015
It's /a/, /b/, /d/, /v/, /vg/, /tg/ and refugees from a MG site.

>>13146980

>>13147039

I'm from /o/

>>13147039
And there's like 2 of us from /co/.

You MG waifu has managed to open a portal through your computer screen. She comes from a dimension where you are a character in a(n) anime/manga/LN/etc and you are her Husbando.

Now that you're united through the black magic of lazy writing what now?

>>13147039
/x/ and /v/ for me.

>>13147039
>>13147048
/tg/, /d/ and /co/ are chill. The others are full of retards.

>>13147054
>>13147048
>>13147045
>>13147039
I'm genuinely surprised how diverse this thread is.

>>13147015
I'm from /a/ /v/ and /vg/

>>13147048
Nah mate, I'm multiboard trash

>>13147056
Ironically all of those are infested with Tumblr-tier bullshit. I'd probably call them the most infected.

Funny you think those are chill, yet everyone else is "Full of retards".

>>13147062
see>>13146782

>>13146856
>Elf girl at school keeps pestering you to be her boyfriend
>Turn her down always, being as dickish as you can
>Why? Why won't you like her?
>One day, she sits in front if you at lunch, needling you about your tastes, and ever so subtly trying to get you to accept her
>In no mood for her, you get up to leave, but she grabs your hand
>She begins to tear up
>"Why won't you give me a chance anon? All I want is to make you happy."
>Very coldly, you tell her she isn't monstrous enough, a human could do better by playing dress up
>Whole room is silent for a moment, but for her weeping
>You leave
>You notice she doesn't come to school the next day
>Or the day after that
>Two weeks go by without you hearing a peep from the elf, you figure she switched schools or something
>Walking home from school you feel something hit your neck, the world goes dark soon after
>When you come to, you're tied to a chair in, honestly, a very nice basement, you surmise. Rug, loaded bookshelves, stereo, tv, even some plants
>Certainly doesn't look like you'll soon be screaming in agony to appease someone's guro fetish
>You hope
>As if to answer your doubts, you hear a door open behind you
>The sound is muffled, but you can hear approaching footsteps
>Terror fills your heart, you can sense whoever took you just standing there
>It feels like hours, but after a while you get the courage to speak, asking who took you and why
>Your answer is a pair of big, meaty claws caressing the sides of you face
>"Do you like them?" you hear a familiar voice say
>Stepping in front of you is the elf, except she's quite...different than you remember
>Dragon claws have replaced her dainty hands and scales adorn her belly
>Droopy, leathery wings cover her face
>A lizard like tail sprouts from her lower back
>Cow horns seems painfully jammed in the top of her head
>You sit, aghast
>"Well anon? Am I monstrous enough for you now? Please say yes, I went through so much trouble."
>You simply stare

>>13147058
Judging by the comments that sometimes pop up, at least a few of us go to /k/ as well.

>>13147062
>Tumblr-tier bullshit
muh boogeyman

at least they don't bring the thread closer to page 10 with greentexts and reaction images

>>13147062
How is /d/ tumblr?

>>13147068
Aaaand I'm not getting any sleep tonight.

>>13147072
>Greentext stories are bad things
It's like you don't want this thread to produce any content at all.

>>13147070

but /k/ is a magical place.

>>13147073
Pretty fucking /d/egenerate if you ask me

>>13147078
i'm talking about the usual idiotic response to any meaningful post, like

>implying
>being this ____
>*intentional misinterpretation of your post*
and many others

>>13147056
>/tg/
>chill
Exactly until you touch on one of their millions of pet peeves. Then it's full sperg mode.
And even before that it's full of 'stop liking what I hate' by default.

>>13147072
Anon it's not a boogeyman. /co/ has a mod that bans people for saying nigger. http://i.imgur.com/6hImnuh.jpg

>>13147073
Remember that one tumblr artist who tried to rewrite the MGE? Guess where he said he went too. Also the TG threads there constantly devolve into gender debates.

>>13147068
>cosplay tier
>monster enough
send me to the dark again

>>13147084
The issue with /tg/ is that they are in stage one of cancer and don't quite realise it yet.

>>13147084
oh just like all the aspies filling TWO THREADS with nothing but tears over cait sith?

>>13147089
>2013
that idiot was kicked off the staff shortly after

>>13147081
/k/ not even once

>>13147100
>oh just like all the aspies filling TWO THREADS with nothing but tears over cait sith?
And that makes that shit on /tg/ better how?

>>13147105
i never said that

pot calling the kettle black and all that shit

Lets change the subject

Why can't we have more Monster Girls in this body type

>>13147101
>>13147081
Reminds me of the time that a guy forced a mis-matched slide onto his friends glock.

>>13147109
Well I hate when either the pot or the kettle flip out like faggots.

>>13147110
epic

>>13147114
me too

>>13147112
I'm not much of a gun nut, but that made me cringe.
Tell me more.

>>13147112

ARHG

That's just as bad as the time someone put a yoshimura slip on exhaust on a Yamaha R6 and didn't recalibrate the ECU.

I'm kind of limited to monstergirls that can ride on the back of motorcycles... which means Arachne and Lamia are out.

>>13147128
>Arachne and Lamia are out
Where there's a will, there is a way.

>>13147068
...how...?

>>13147119
That's essentially all that happened
A /k/ommando found out that his friend had a different model Glock than he did, so he wanted to see if two completely different models from the same family could interchange parts.

In the end he got it on, but never could get it removed, effectively ruining his friends Glock without the help of someone like a gunsmith.

Question!


hi

>>13147130
and where there's a whip there's a will my slugs

>>13147130

Yeah but I've got my priorities
On top of their weight factor and adjustments to my bike would increase it's aerodynamic profile, which I just wouldn't do. My bike is such a pretty princess.

I'm content with my Succubutt waifu anyway

What region would the various monster girls be from?

In a parallel universe that was monster girl America?

Night everyone.

Don't burn down the thread.

My recommended strategy?

Impregnate the fire based ones.

>>13146830
Snake? SNAAAKEE!
>>13146842
Funny that those two are mentioned in the same post.

>>13147145
>succuslut
>wife

Are you a cuck?

>>13147168
Texas is holstaurs. California is alps
and Canada is yetis
sorry dragonslut, no canuck anubutts for you

>>13147173
He might want a MGE Succubutt.

>>13147169
Won't that just increase the fire hazard when they reproduce?
I say impregnate the watery tarts and the ice queens.

>>13147168
Yandere region you say? How dreadful.

>>13146908
What's so special about that anyway?

>>13147176
I'm surprisingly convincing.
If she can't get used to it though, I'd happily move where-ever she liked. I'd like her to try, but in the end her happiness is what matters.

>>13147178
>MGE
how utterly repugnant

>>13147187
>I forgot to uncover the spoiler in the first post
Son of a bitch...

>>13147187
>>13147193
There we go, fixed it.

>>13147173

No, just a man with an incredibly high libido.

Also, specifically a Lilim

>>13147212
That's no lilim, that's a regular succubus that's married to a man that's married to about 11 monsters (including herself).

>>13147068
>"Oh. No doubt you want to know about my new body. The horns were the easiest to get, relatively, it took quite a bit of effort to pull them out. She didn't feel a thing, I made sure of that."
>"Next came the headwings, took the off some BLUE SLUT! who I caught following you, but you don't here to worry about her anymore. I had fun with that one, I confess" she says with a giggle.
>"The tail came easy too. Lizards are too proud of their swords skills. She managed to swat a few of my arrows away. Dodged three or four, but not the ten that followed."
>"The dragon. THE DRAGON. Whew. That was a project. Pretending to like that scalecunt. Bowing to her whims, laughing at her stupid jokes and listening to her drone on about her wealth and the poor. Disgusting. It felt so good to drive in the knife after I drugged her tea, I came a little. Was that naughty of me?"
>She steps closer
>"But now, I need your help. I need YOU. This body needs A LOT if demonic energy for it to take. More than I could produce on my own."
>She kneels in front of you and begins undoing your pants
>It's then that you see just how far she has gone
>The base of her horns is caked with blood. Staples line the sides of her face, holding the wings in place. Sutures go along her wrists
>"Why?" you finally ask
>She looks up at you
>"After you told me what was wrong with me, I set out to fix it. To become your ideal girl."
>She slides your pants and underwear, casually tossing them aside
>"It didn't matter how much it hurt. How much I bled, If I could get you to look at me, I would do anything. So, anon..."
>She mounts you, placing her hands around your neck
>"Give me the last part"
>Your screams are silenced by her love

Be nice to "cosplay girls" faggots.

Sorry for any mistakes. On my phone.

>>13147207
My-my story got screencapped...
I have no words to describe this feeling of happiness.

>>13147221
This is why nobody likes elves.

>>13147219

I know but the Lilim image I wanted to use was already used in the thread.

>>13146523

>>13147221
>literal cosplay
No need to choke me, I was gagging already!

>>13147221
>>13147068
Around elves, watch yourselves.

You know what would be cool? Being an Alp.

>>13147221
A few weeks later the severed body parts stated to rot.

>>13147235
But I like having a penis

>>13147221
>Maximum Yan Elf
>Murdering other MGs to make herself more appealing
>By adapting their body parts
Truly Monstrous. Muh dick.

>>13147235
There's nothing cool about being an Alp. You get bullied all the time, and then when you try to make people like you by providing porn to them they just bully you more.
>>13147238
This too.

>>13147219

It's less of a marriage/harem than it is a dick timeshare.

>>13147236
They won't rot, not with his spirit energy to supply her own mana . That was the point

>>13147244
Is there a different when KC's monsters are involved?

>>13147243
No pain No game, just you wait until i reach stage 3.

>>13147219
>Implying they aren't different people
/mgg/ has trouble with reading comprehension? Say it ain't so.

>>13147243
None of those sound like downsides though. Plus you get tits to play with anytime you want, how cool is that?

>>13147249
>No game
That's not how it goes.
And you'll never reach stage 3, one of the Alp bullying methods is using a condom.

>>13147251
>Koyoi's profile points out man dicking monsters that are the grils from previous profiles
>different people
it's harem shit, you wanna bang one you gotta do 'em all

>>13147235
Fuck off.

>>13147254
>Koyoi's profile points out man
A man, yes. Nowhere does it say he's the guy in the other stories.

Try again.

>>13147254
This is bad? We aren't on /a/ anymore anon. You can like harems now.

>>13147235
Temporarily, maybe.

>>13147248
There can be, in some cases. It varies from Harem to Harem.

Bicorn Harems, for instance, are almost certainly just Dick Timeshares.

As is the harem of [YOU], which is just a bunch of girls who all fell for the same guy inexplicably, while having no prior connections or interest in each others lives.

I wonder if they hang out at all, after getting married to him, when it's not their turn. Or if they just continue to live totally separate lives, totally disinterested in their Pole Sisters.

>>13147264
Ok Anon.

You're now part of a succusluts' harem, enjoy.

>>13147262
We thought they were different men when we were discussing fallen maidens. We were wrong. They're assuming it's the same here, but if you're read all the profiles and what info there is on that setting, it's pretty clear they are after one guy. KC likes him his harem.

>>13147270
I'm not him though. Just saying.

>>13147253
>Alp wants to reach stage 3 so she can bully the guys bullying her
>Guys always use condoms every time
>Guys won't even let her swallow any cum
>Try not to cry
>Cries herself to sleep

I w-want this to h-happen to me

>>13147271
For the Fallen Maidens anyway. Who knows why he went that angle. Maybe to have a coherent "Plot". Maybe he just wanted to write in a Harem. Maybe he thought it was irrelevant. Who knows.

He just sticks with his Art Fairy anyhow.

>>13147277
>>13147253
So if an Alp turns Stage 3 does she instantly turn into someone who wants to bully you, or is that only because literally everyone here torments their Alps and is never nice to them?

>>13147262
>Francisca was friends with Wilmarina and a servant boy
>Wilmarina's darling was a servant boy
>Boy that lost family due to poverty got shipped to the nun's orphanage and met half-elf
>this is the link to Merce, since that young man became her favorite subordinate
>we know it's him because he joined the army with Primera
>the loli witch liked a soldier that actually treated her like a child
At best you can say Merce and the loli witch have different beloveds, but it seems pretty obvious it'd the same guy

Let's play a game
Feel free to ignore if you want

I'll post negative stereotype of some countries and you decided which monster girl best fits that description

First up Americans

Materialism, overconsumption and extreme capitalism

Perhaps the most popular stereotype of Americans is that of economic materialism. They may be seen as caring about nothing but money, judging everything by its economic value, and scorning those of lower socioeconomic status.

tendency of ignorance and gullibility

Americans may be stereotyped as ignorant of all countries and cultures beyond their own. This stereotype shows them as lacking intellectual curiosity, thus making them ignorant of other cultures, places, or anything outside of their own lives or the United States.

Racism and racialism

American people in general may be portrayed as racist or racialist, often discriminating against their minorities. Racism was a significant issue of American history and is still relevant todaybut the extent of discrimination and prejudice among Americans are still controversial. When comparing attitudes and behaviors towards racism, there is a clear discrepancy between what people say, and do.

When dealing with the Native Americans Union general Sherman called the “final solution of the Indian problem” involved “killing hostile Indians and segregating their pauperized survivors in remote places.” Sherman’s overall policy was never accommodation and compromise, but vigorous war against the Indians,” whom he regarded as “a less-than-human and savage race” his veiws were shared with a majority of Americans at the time

1/2

>>13147302
Gun-loving, violent culture
Americans have a long historical fondness for guns and this is often portrayed by American media. The idea of Americans as a gun-loving culture and the controversy that has stirred stems from the Second Amendment stating the "right of the people to keep and bear arms".

Americans are seen as reckless and imprudent
It is sometimes said if you want to get a American to do something make it seem like a challenge or a dare

Arrogance and boastfulness

Many people see Americans as arrogant people.

Americans may be seen by people of other countries as arrogant, egomaniacal, dismissive and even derisive.

Unwarranted military intervention
Another stereotype is that Americans "want to be the world's policemen", believing that the entire world needs their help, even if it means military intervention and civilian casualties.
most consider America to have imperialist like behaviour

Along with many stereotypes, nations view the United States as one of the most powerful nations in the world. However, this view is partnered with the view that the United States is corrupt, arrogant, cold and bloodthirsty.

If America is seen as arrogant, power hungry, intrusive, etc., then it is perceived that most American individuals exhibit this behavior, at least to some degree, and that the nation as a whole involves itself in situations in which it may have no business interfering.

2/2

>>13147302
>>13147304

>Let's play a game
>I'll post negative stereotype of some countries and you decided which monster girl best fits that description

Looks more like you're trying to start shit

>>13147302
>>13147304
I normally don't even mind this shit but holy shit anon. Take it to /pol/

>>13147306
I agree.

He's not wrong though.

>>13147304
>>13147302
Every answer is either Cait Sith or matango. You can stop now.

>>13147306
The map of the eastern Mediterranean behind Stalin bunny is so terrible it makes me shrug in disgust. I mean I get it's a cartoon, but come on. They could have tried at least.

>>13147310
>/pol/
>Talks about how bad racism and guns are
Yeah, because hates racism and guns.

Also, when has America been known for being racist? America is among the least racist countries out there due to how diverse it is.

If you want to know racism, look at Asian Countries, or Africa. Learn world culture Anon.

>>13147311
>He's not wrong though
He's not, but do you see the size of that /pol/? He couldn't even keep it in one post. I don't think he's actually trying to start shit, either, it's too obvious. I think he's actually retarded.

>>13147322
Anon pls words hurt
pls no bully

Embrace the jelly.

>>13147322
The girth of that /pol/ is massive indeed.

I can't ignore it.

/pol/ is anti-American?

>>13147325
The human instinct to bully is a natural and beneficial artifact of evolution. It allows us to exclude individuals carrying unwanted traits from our social groups, thereby slowly culling those traits from our gene pool.

tldr: Bully retards. Always.

>>13147325
Don't be such an alp.

I want to bully an alp into a perfect MILF.

>>13147326
This the new MGQ?

>>13147332
/pol/ is anti-everything, but the reason people are calling that blog /pol/ is because of the subject matter, not the content itself.

>>13147335
What that anon posted was from part 2
She's a vore monster

>>13147339
I suspected that, just wanted to be sure.

>>13147339
That can be guessed from the image and the artist, anon.

Semi-related; I liked the titty-monster imp that un-then-rebirths you in the side stories.

>>13147333
Anon that was a edgy post are you from /pol/ or /b/?

>>13147352
It was actually just my excuse for bullying big-eye, bugbites and knife-ears. Sexually. All night long, at every opportunity.

>>13147345
>spoiler
Is someone here a paladin? I need a purge right fucking now.

>>13147345
>Semi-related; I liked the titty-monster imp that un-then-rebirths you in the side stories.
I-I don't remember that, details?

>>13147226
What did I just tell you?

>>13147364
Get used to it, anon.

>>13147378
I will do no such thing.

Now, let's talk about your relationship with your mother, and how it relates to...that.

>>13147368
It's been a while. All I can remember is it was something like: She vores you into her womb somehow then spends her 'pregnancy' molesting you through succubus sleep magic. While you're in her womb. Then you're born and she /ss/'s you pretty much from infancy. She makes you call her big sis even though she's actually your mom at this point. You grow up and she marries you once you can pump out the goods. It was a really long and detailed sidestory

Spoiled for those with weak stomachs. You've been warned. Though this one really isn't that bad compared to stuff in the actual game.

This thread needs healing!

>>13147391
Loli a shit

>>13147334
B-But anon, that would require impregnating her! You don't mean to do such a thing yourself, do you?