/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13140169
Nice slippery slope. The people who like it are, and will remain, the minority. And the "mental gymnastics" are merely the facts as they unobjectively exist without your paranoia tainting them due to your hatred of the subject matter, warranted hatred though it may be.

>"I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I CAN"
>"THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN CATS"

Seaslimes need more love.

Cait Sith is my waifu!

Now that furries are confirm I guess there are legitimate reasons to join the order huh?

>>13140209
Every time.

>>13140209
>Deviantart
Why am I not surprised.

Report and Ignore people.
Report and Ignore.

>>13140202
These guys are pretty damn cool live.

>You there, Servant. Come here right meow.
>Is there a problem? You seem to be smiling too hard.
>Knock it off right meow!
>No, of course I can say meow! I just did!
>I am not your house pet, put me down!
>NO, RIGHT THIS INSTANT, MEOW!
>I DO NOT WANT TUMMY RUBS!

The only reason I hate furries is shit filthy western fans and fanart
Jap furries are okay, I fapped to them few times

>>13140228
Why are people complaining so much about this cat

Shit isn't even sexualized.

>>13140228
Cait Sith goes feet first through a woodchipper, no exceptions.

>>13140231

>isn't even sexualized.

>Naked
>Blushing
>Has goddamn breasts

>>13140228
I think that this MG is the new prime bully target.

They think they are hot shit, but then you just treat them like your pet cat and they can't help but enjoy it.

>>13140239
Also
> is in MGE
You just know the translation's gonna be about them being super-rapists

>>13140228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI

>>13140239
It's a fucking walking cat.

>>13140244

Also loli, which means KC will say they're the super best at something or another since he's such a lolicon.

>>13140239
>Naked
If you think that's naked and arousing you have no business criticizing furries
>Blushing
Like literally every single other MG, even non-sexualized ones like Kikimoras?
>Goddamn breasts
Holy shit, a female cat with breasts, who the fuck saw that coming. You literally can't even see the nipples you sperg.

>>13140228
Do cats actually like being rubbed on tummy? I thought that was just dogs

>>13140246
Thought of this too.

Would you?

I would. I'm a slut for smug grins. A smugslut.

>>13140253
Most cats will turn your hand into shredded meat if you try and touch their stomach or underside.
It's a serious sign of trust and affection if your cat lets you pet their stomach.

>>13140253
They do. A lot.

>>13140259
>Smugslut
Well, that's a new one.

>>13140253

Depends. Some love it, some will bite the shit out of you. And of course there's the ones who love it but who get bored after a bit and decide to grab you with their claws to play.

>>13140246
I just want monster girls to be real so that they would redo super troopers but with an all MG cast RIP Brian O'Hallahan (aka Chief Grady)

>>13140259
>Posting futashit
Get out.

>>13140270
What's futa Anon? It's just a Cait-Sith asking you to enjoy some cat nip. No dicks there.

>>13140259

>>13140263
What would happen if a Human Boy was outted as a SmugSlut in school?

>>13140259
>>13140274
Get out.

>>13140274
Out.

>>13140252

>If you think that's naked and arousing

It's in fucking MGE for fuck's sake. Why the shit else would KC make Cait look humanoid?

>non-sexualized ones like Kikimoras?

They still get the D like all the other MGs, don't forget where you are.

>Holy shit, a female cat with breasts

Holy shit, a fucking cat that has a humanoid anatomy and walks like a person, who the fuck thought that would be furry, right? Right?

Goddamn idiot.

>>13140292
calm down you autist

>>13140286
Smiles anon.
All the smiles.
Except his. His would just be on the inside.

>>13140292
Ok then
But you'd still would do her

>Woman wants to have kids
>Husband insists on a vasectomy
>Wife decides, "Fuck it, you won't give me kids, I get to be a slut."
>Moves out, gets her own little apartment, has a wild sex life all week long
>Still goes back to be her husband's wife on weekends

I...I don't know how to feel about this.

>>13140297

>If it has fur all over it isn't naked!
>I have no arguments so I'll call him autist!

Fine with me, delusioned shit-for-brains. See you around.

>>13140228
well, I'm done with this guy.

>>13140317
i'm not that guy rofl

you're really sad for losing your shit over this

>>13140316
That's not what a slut is, anon.

>>13140292
>All the other MGs
Matango, Parasite Slime, Sea Slime, should I go on?
>Why would KC
Maybe because it was fanservice for the Nip fans, who KC only cares about?
>Humanoid anatomy
Right, because being able to walk on 2 legs automatically makes things like chimps when it comes to being genetically and biologically like humans right?

Go cry in a corner you fucking sperg, you're ruining the effort to move on.

>>13140322
>Spends her week seducing and fucking whoever she feels like
>Men, women, whatever
>Not a slut
Uh...

>>13140228
Don't worry, you'll like it.

Does kitty want some milk?

because I have aaaaaaall the milk you could ever want.

You'll have drink it all though.

Every carton, gallon, and jug

>>13140316
What a cuck.

>>13140327
That's just an unfaithful woman.

Sluts just like to have lots of sex. If they're not tied down they'll have few qualms about sleeping around. Should they be in a relationship they'll do it daily.

I want to bully a Cheshire by acting like her pranks have done severe psychological harm to me. Sitting in a dark room, curled into a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth, screaming and pressing myself into the corner when she comes near while tears stream down my face.
Then she sits on the whoopie cushion I hid, and she sees that faintest trace of a smirk on my face.

I want to accelerate the monsterification of the other MGE girls so they're all furry like the Cait Sith.

>>13140316
Anon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>>13140345
>This kills the Cheshire

>>13140316
I do.
I just imagine Goro is there in the lineup, and he laughs exactly like Kahn from King of the Hill.

>>13140342
Indeed. It just seems so strange to me. Being in love in such a way that you want to remain together, even with such a vast gap between you.

I just can't comprehend it.

>>13140344
>Slut
>Slut is a term applied to an individual who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.
>Promiscuous
>n human sexual behaviour, promiscuity is the practice of having casual sex frequently with different partners or being indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.
So yeah, a slut. Not even necessarily unfaithful. The fact she lives elsewhere through the week, and then returns to her husband for weekends, makes it clear there's an agreement based upon his not wanting kids. As I said before, such a thing...it boggles the mind why they don't just break up entirely.

>>13140352
Indigo was promoting a sale on Feminist Literature over Twitter. I glanced over it. What I posted was a summary of one of the books.

>>13140363
>Feminist Literature
laughing_whores.jpg

>>13140344
>Sluts just like to have lots of sex.
The term you're looking for is nympho.

>>13140363
That's 3DPD sexual fantasy anon, that's why you should stay away from them as far as humanly possible.

Mice are olev.
Don't worry, the new chapter will be soon. It'll be awesome! With zombies! And dragons! Nobody is going to get this south park reference.

>>13140367
Hey, it's not their fault every other book I better than theirs.

It's the patriarchy's

>Gib victim bux now

>>13140352
Okay, a simple 'wrong' would've been just fine.

oh man here come the neckbeards screaming about their feminist boogeyman

>>13140353
I think it'd kill me, really.
After that she'd never believe it was genuine. If she goes to far and breaks you, she'd continue to believe that you're stringing her along again until it's way too late to fix things.

>>13140373
hi nyanon

>>13140377
>feminist boogeyman

Does this mean that, instead of Ken Page, she sounds like Gilbert Gottfried?

>>13140370
I dunno...
http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/the-wild-oats-project/9780385681056-item.html
Sounds like an autobiography...swingers, cuckolds, open relationships...I don't get it. I just don't. And there are people who claim that this is "Healthy", when compared to happy, monogamous relationships? That people in such are just lying to themselves?

Freaks. The lot of them.

>>13139896
I thought most Yetis were Canadian, not Swedish

>>13140390
Its a sad world when waifus are more normal and healthier than real life "relationships".

>>13140392
Nah, Canada only has bigfoot. Yeti don't live on this continent.

>>13140377
Are you serious?

>>13140395
>Making me want to watch Agent Carter again

>>13140383
Hi anon, how're the kids?

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13140398
>Watching Agent Carter

>>13140402
Still working on making them with the dragonfu.

>>13140406
But anon, it was actually good

>>13140408
Good luck on your noble venture!

>>13140408
I wonder if a Dragon would give live birth, or lay eggs?
I wonder if the latter, how many eggs at once might be the average at once?
I wonder how long a Dragon would hold an egg inside her, and how long after laying would it take to hatch?

>>13140409
First couple episodes didn't grip me. But to each their own, I guess
Does it get better, or worse like SHIELD?

>>13140414
It'd depend on headcanon, but I'd say eggs, only one, but she holds it in until it's the size of a football.

How do you guys feel about Shirohebi? They're hardly mentioned anymore.

>>13140418

Starts slow, gets great. But I love period pieces too.
Based Howard and Jarvis. Russian Leviathan and the birth of Hydra.

>>13140414
They better give live birth, since viviparous beings are so inferior.

>>13140425
Too white

>>13140189

>>13140429
Like Argentina?

>>13140425
They were mentioned last thread, and multiple threads before that
What rock in a cave at the bottom of the sea have you been living under?

>>13140429
If by "too white" you mean "not white enough" (needs delicious pale skin) I agree.

>>13140429
You're making me think of Vanilla Ice anon.

>>13140420
>>13140428
See, here's my issue. Both have pros and cons, from a fetishistic standpoint.

On the one hand, live birth, you miss out on the adorable moment when your daughteru cracks out of her eggs, and looks up at you with a little egg-shell hat on.

On the other, with laying eggs, you'll likely miss out on getting to caress your pregnant waifu's belly.

>>13140427
Yeah, I'll say that Jarvis was the best of it. And I did like the period era it took place in
Eh, might marathon it one day to catch up

Lamias or dragons???

>>13140414

Eggs. One per clutch. One simple reason for that. Baby dragons being born the same size as human babies will mean a huge egg, the size of a watermelon. No space for any more inside.

4-5 months to hatch likely.

>>13140442
It's a self contained mini series arc so it's not like the pos that was AoS season 1.

>>13140425
One of my favourites species.

>>13140444
Lamias obviously.

>Wurms are the fastest breeding race of dragons at two children per 50 year period
>winged dragons like wyverns and regular mainland dragons are much harder to breed, with them normally only having one child every two-hundred years
>Wyverns with dragoon partners seem different than wild wyverns since they give birth to more young than normal (up to three instead of the usual one and in a 100 year period).
>Ryu's almost never breed, most of their power used to control the weather and seduce their husbands, but they do birth young when they sense the inevitable decline that'll lead to the death of their husbands

>>13140441
What if the egg stayed inside her most of the pregnancy, and only came out in the last month? MGs can canonically stretch to such degrees, and you get both worlds.

>>13140444
Lamia

>>13140425
Cute I suppose

>>13140444
Why not both?

>>13140373
I got it. Write a poem about mouse-pussy to stall.

>>13140404
Someday

>>13140406
>not watching Agent Tits

>>13140425
Best snake,, would become sexually addicted to.

>>13140451
God AoS started out terribly, holy shit. Couldn't watch past five.
No offence if you love it, and sorry if I do offend.

>>13140459
Snakes a shit.

>>13140447
Sounds good.

>>13140455
>Both Worlds
Sounds doubly good.

>>13140444
Dragons. With tails long enough to wrap around you a bit.

>>13140454
>the inevitable decline that'll lead to the death of their husbands
In your headcanon, maybe.

>>13140444
Lamia for the best cuddles.
Never been too fond of dragons, but still patiently waiting for a phoenix from KC.

>>13140469
everyone dies anon, even if you get resurrected later.

>>13140455
That's not how eggs work. You either form them and lay them or you carry them to term.

>People implying MGs are love
>Before the Demon Lord they were like this

>>13140477
Well you see uhhhh I took physics instead of biology in high school.

>>13140483
This is my fetish.

>>13140463
>Watching Agent Tits for tits
>Not for Jarvis' witty comments

>>13140483
Jesus christ, man.

>>13140483
I prefer orcs, better equipped and ready to carry the will of evil.

>>13140487

>Not watching for Incubus Stark

>>13140483

>>13140477
Fantasy Dragon Eggs tho

Could still be reasoned that by the time they "Form" and are laid entirely, Dragon waifu would develop a fair belly bulge before laying her egg.

>>13140483
>primehealingmaterial.jpg

>>13140497
>Not watching it for the jazz music

>>13140489
>That moment when the bro-Orc of the party changed into a P'Orc when the demon lord took the throne.

It must have been hella awkward,

>>13140483
we were all having a nice time till you showed up Anon

>>13140483
I'm still not sure understand box 6.
Is it her husband leaving her?

>>13140483
Do you have any more of these? Also who's the artist

>>13140444
Wurms.

>>13140509
>orc
>bro
We have different settings in mind you and I

>Anon grows up next to a Mantis, her husband and their daughter
>The daughter takes an obsessive amount of interest in Anon as they grow up
>She's able to stalk him anywhere, he can't escape but he's mostly grown used to it
>He enjoys knowing he's never alone
>She never talks though
>They did get into the same university though, and Anon is looking forward to remaining with the girl who's been a constant presence in his life this whole time
>Last day of school in senior year of high school, however, Anon disappeared
>He was "kidnapped" by Mantismom, with his parents' knowledge, and kept secret a certain stalker
>The entire summer, she drilled Anon in stealth, camouflage and every other technique known to Mantiskind
>He fell asleep after the last day of training and woke up the next morning in his bed, with the Mantis now more vigilant than ever thanks to his sudden disappearance
>First day at college, she's stuck to him like glue
>Time to shine
>He manages to give her the slip, the hunter has now become the hunted
>He spends the whole afternoon tailing her, watching her run in circle in pursuit of him
>When she reaches a secluded spot, he pounces, leaping down and grabbing her as he dives into a roll
>Coming to a stop, he's laying on his back with her on top of him
>"You hunted me?" she asks
>Anon nods his head and smiles, giving a short explanation about where he went over the summer
>The faintest hint of a blush
>The smallest upward curl of her lips
>She rests her head on his chest
>"Husband"

>>13140483
And after the Demon Lord they're like Cait Sith.
Fuckin' Demon Lord, can't do anything right,

>>13140483
Now they're like >>13140228
Not much of an improvement, honestly.
Purge when?

Humans make the best monstergirls.
KC's at his best when he's doing "plain" human girls.

>>13140525
don't bother, the setting is not salvageable at all.
this is just the final nail in the coffin,
Another furry would just be prying the lid open and stabbing the corpse.

>>13140525
I dunno I'd consider the sex Swiss knife that is Alice from mgq one of his best work.

>>13140499

That's how it happens normally. What was retarded was him arbitrarily saying they get fertilized and are held for the majority of the pregnancy instead of the whole thing or laying as soon as fully formed.

>Dragon waifu gets pregnant-looking belly as her egg forms
>The pair of you are so excited to be parents
>Take the best care of it
>Find wife sniffing and crying over it a couple weeks later
>Rotten, she says. It smells rotten
>Turns out to be a dud
>Well, there's always her next egg cycle next year.

>>13140521
Mantis/Kunoichi are love.

Kuudere is the best dere.

>>13140542
>not making her eat the egg while apologizing for being such a worthless wife

>>13140521
Grade A adorable.

>>13140542
That's...saddening, very much so. And unfortunate. Plainly awful.

>>13140549
You, however, are more awful.

>>13140549
Edgy.

>>13140228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xygm4z1ZEx0

What it's like to own a Cait Sith.wmv

>>13140414
In my headcanon, it takes anywhere from a couple weeks to a month for fertilization to happen. You'll know it was successful when the lucky dragoness passes some scale-colored eggs (usually 2-5 a clutch).

From there she'll incubate the clutch with body heat 'round the clock for several months (5-6 after being passed). When the shells begin to stir, their mother's breathing will coax infant wyrmlings from their eggs and fully hatch.

In the case of working moms, or the unfortunate event something happens to the dragon, a male can easily incubate the clutch with a commercial brooding nest, following instructions provided to achieve the same results.

>>13140534
These furries were described in the setting materials years ago, with another furry species mentioned in the same sentence.
So we're probably going to get one and exactly one more, next.

>>13140568
Citation, motherfucker.

>>13140568
It was shit then and it's worse now.
The problems with the setting lie deeper than the furshit, but this is the straw that broke the camel's back

>>13140575
The section on "Beasts" in non-human monsterization in the...World Guide 1, I think it was?

It mentions Cait Sith, and it's canine counterpart Cu Sith.

So chances are, KC might do a little doggy girl too. That's it though.

>>13140559
But anon, that's how it works for egg-laying creatures. They lay their eggs at the right time, and duds happen plenty.

>She's been laying an egg every year since she hit puberty
>Unfertilized and useless
>Finally gets a husband
>First try is a dud

It's sad, but it's just a fact of life. Just think how much they'll treasure the one that makes it.

>Keeping it warm
>Talking to it everyday
>Hearing the little scritch scratch of claws on the inside of the shell as it gets close to hatching

>>13140565
> dragon eggs that don't have to be thrown on a fire to hatch
I like it when mg's do all their associated weird mythological shit.
But cutely.

>>13140583
Please don't abuse greentext.

>Sitting at computer doing work.
>Cait Sith pulls herself onto your desk and walks in front of you and the screen.
>"Meow what are you looking at slave?"
>Try to ignore her and move your head to look past her.
>"Answer me Meow!"
>She bops you on the head with that stupid scepter she carries around.
>Pick her up.
>"W-Wha- Meow! Let me go!"
>Drop her outside your room and shut the door.
>"The rest of the cats shall hear about this!" she yells as you go back to your computer.

>>13140587
You should return to whatever strange planet you hail from.

>>13140583
Well, yes, I know. It's still saddening. But making her eat the dud and calling her an awful wife for a simple fact of nature? That's plainly, simply, and entirely awful.

>>13140585
Make a nest and set it on fire, cozying up with the eggs in the flames?
...I guess Dragon Husbandos would have to invest in a flameproof suit if they want to keep cuddling their waifu while she's tending to their egg[s].

>>13140596
Fuck off lmao.

>>13140519
True, I was running off of DnD where you can have a Nuetral (or sometimes good) Orc ever now and then

>>13140600
>lmao
>posting standards
Here's your reply.

>>13140609
ok dudewwww

>>13140577
I agree.
Frontgina and "no bad ends" were bullshit of the highest order.
Although I'd call Cait Sith less a "straw" breaking the camel's back and more a large triangular weight dropped from a great height that crushes the animal flat.

>>13140585
>>13140599
It's not really open flames that you'd use, bur more a combination of hot coals and dragon bodyheat. The kind of heat that'd feel like hot at first but gradually warm you up instead of burning skin.

>>13140589
I really just want this fucking thing to be a sentient cat.

That's all I want.

>>13140619

It's a loli. Ten bucks says KC says it has the best pussy pussy of all pussycats. That's how he rolls with loli.

>>13140619
That's pretty much all it is.
Like how Sea Slimes are just jellyfish, or how Matangos (horrifying as they are) are just sentient mushrooms.

>>13140619
The perfect familiar/sidekick.

Well not quite as perfect as Sphinx-chan.

>>13140575
>Pages 96-97 Monsterization Case File: Non-Human Monsterization
>5. Beasts
>It is extremely rare for a mere beast to change into a monster. They will never change into monsters just from simply being showered with mamono mana. However, mamono mana reacts to love and lust, and it is extremely easy for it to become fused with those. For that reason, in the case of dogs and cats, etc. that are kept by humans and share a strong bond with their masters, a beast may change into a monster. Those who are called “cait sith” and “cu sith” may have a humanoid appearance, but their forms are entirely covered in fur. Compared to other beastman type monsters, their appearance and biology are closer to that of beasts. From the time when they were merely beasts, they had a love for their master strong enough to change themselves into beasts, and a bestial desire to mate as male and female. They want more than anything to mate with their beloved master and bear his children.

>>13140624
They should really just rename Sea Slimes and Jellyfish. That's what they are.

>>13140624
Matangos are more like a non-setient mushroom that lobotomizes sentient beings.

They're just the fungus and the spores. In fact, isn't there some special item that's just matango fungus that's lost the ability to feed on flesh?

Milk?

>>13140622
I don't care, Cheshire is the only cat that I'd fuck.

I'd probably own the dog version as a pal, but nothing other than that.

>>13140633
Give it to the Cait Sith.

Cats love that shit

>>13140637
They really don't
But Holstaurus milk's good for you, so you bet your ass I'm going to feed it to them anyway

>>13140637
>inb4 that obligatory post about milk being bad for cats against all history
>likely from people giving them too much

I bet that info is from the same school of crazy people that won't give dogs bones or table scraps.

>>13140637
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with giving my Cait Sith fat cat tats.

>>13140640
Too bad milk sucks.

>>13140634
>Cheshire
My nigga.

>>13140633
Always.

They say it's does a body good.

>>13140633
Milk.

Fearboners

http://i.imgur.com/2OWVr7r.jpg

>>13140650
Oh jesus burn all of them with napalm.

>>13140650
Well, I plead guilty for getting a boner

>>13140650
Oh look, it's camera footage from the last Beelzebub dorm panty raid.

>>13140650

Their anatomy makes me angry. The eyes and the exoskeleton over their butt especially.

>>13140644
Just think of it this way.

Give her enough and she can't get on the counters and knock your crap over

>>13140650
Way too evil looking for me. I don't trust them.

>>13140523
Except the Cait Sith are unchanged, they've ALWAYS been cat-people, even in the original myth.

>>13140650
Check out the ass on that whatever insect it is in the center.

>>13140660
I heard about that. Poor Albert. Never stood a chance.

>>13140663
youll get raped anyways

>>13140671
But that would hurt my feelings. Can't they ask nicely?

>>13140669
Everyone involved in that raid disappeared one by one. Even after it was finished. Little fuckers are relentless.

>>13140631
>In fact, isn't there some special item that's just matango fungus that's lost the ability to feed on flesh?
Yup
>They're soft mushrooms that are so sweet that they can cause one's head to feel fuzzy and they have a texture that is springy and chewy. But these mushrooms also induce a potent effect without exception. They have a kind of hypnotic effect. After tasting sweetness that's enough to make one's head feel fuzzy, one's head really will start going fuzzy. The effect is especially potent on monsters. Monsters that eat these will hallucinate as if they were a matango due to the hypnotic effect, and their head will become full of thoughts of their beloved man's mushroom. Naturally, their fuzzy thoughts will turn towards filling their vagina with his penis, and they'll be intent on spending their time joined with their beloved man. Once their vagina is full, they won't even want to think about removing it until the effect wears off. They'll wrap their arms around a man and embrace him, and wrap their legs around his waist to try to fix themselves in place so he can't pull out.

>>13140663
>evil looking
That's the best part, anon.

>>13140678
well, you can tell them about your feelings getting hurt. Maybe you can sneak when they start rolling and laughing

Anyone else excited for MGQ: Paradox?

Would MGs leave you alone if they were told you aren't interest in her?

>>13140697
No.

Anything MGQ related is shit.

>>13140697
Yes.
Yes I am.
What's the status of production? Status of translation? How many new waifus are there?
I haven't been in /mgqg/ for ages to know these things.

>>13140698
Most would think they just aren't seducing you hard enough.

>>13140698
Some would back off if they they realized you did'nt like them, others would just rape you into loving them.

>>13140698
If she's really interested in you no, she won't care about it.

>>13140425
Top tier waifu's.
Shirohebi's are olev.

I'd love to see a new story starring one.

>>13140710
I wanted bandit loli route so hard ;_;

>>13140698
the only way to get an MG to back off is by doing things mister KayCee disproves of and Mars prevents it anyways so she'll rape you into accepting it and loving it anyways,

>>13140710
>>13140734
Bandit Lolis are Best Girls.

>>13140734
I want to see what they turn out like when they are adults.
Because Loli's a shit

>>13140474
Wasn't it a thing that an incubus would live roughly as long as his waifu?

I'm otherwise sure that a Ryu's husband wouldn't have to fear dying anytime soon. Not with mermaid blood and all that stuff.

>>13140698
They won't approach us because we don't have any spirit energy to begin with.
The fact we want them despite being "soulless" would horrify them.

>>13140744
which makes Ryu babies all the more near non-existant,

>>13140710
>What's the status of production?
Should be released around April-May.

>Status of translation?
Slow and steady as always.

https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/01/01/happy-new-year/

>How many new waifus are there?
Pretty much any enemy can be become your companion.

Tiny Lamia can be a companion too, by the way.

>>13140697
I want Granberia as a party member.

>>13140750
Can amira be my companion?

>>13140745
In fairness, MGE monstergirls are super-horny for the ol' in-out physical act of lovin' too, not JUST for the metaphysical nourishment they suck out of you at the end.
But I can't bring myself to care about MGE rules anymore since yesterday

>>13140748
Just like vampires, dragons, etc. The more powerful a species is, less of them are out there.

>>13140512
Yes and it looks like she tries to kill her daughter aswell, but fails doing it. She probably died from some disease/neglect/lack of will to live shortly after.

>>13140751
Me too.

It's a shame you only get 3 active party members.

>>13140750
> when you give presents, their affection will increase!
This seems awfully familiar somehow...

>>13140710
>How many new waifus are there?

>>13140773
Cuddle-love us best love.

>>13140774
I tried PvP in Outside once. I was sent to prison for ten years.

>>13140761
>I can't bring myself to care about MGE rules anymore
I think it might actually be a good thing KC shot himself in the foot, now more people's eyes are open to how terrible MGE is as a setting and will stop heeding it.

>>13140776
but can I go Ningen only?

>>13140483

I fucking hate dragons now.

>>13140774
>No monthly fee
False advertising, dozens of hidden fees out the ass.

>>13140776
Aren't the Werewolves in this game supposed to be very clingy?

>>13140776
> over 500 monsters in total
My body is not ready

>>13140781
The Admins are assholes too, they never listen to player complaints.

Not to mention the garbage RNG starting system, and the massively steep learning curve that essentially requires other players to help you along for the first dozen levels or so.

>>13140790
yeah, but it only uses ingame money.

>>13140782
>now more people's eyes are open to how terrible MGE is as a setting and will stop heeding it.

I'm one of the people that constantly bitch about the over reliance on MGE in these threads and i don't dislike the universe, it's not a bad place. i think some of us hate it because people take it too seriously

>>13140797
I just hate those shrill ethnic faggots complaining that "White male is babby mode!"

Well shoot yourself in the head and reincarnate if the RNG screwed you, it's not like anyone spawn-camps in this game.

>>13140811
>People take it too seriously
And this is why KC just ignores us baka gaijin.

>>13140780
I wholeheartedly agree.

>>13140810
I went and bought a packet of M&Ms the other day with some change I found in my Jerkin of Cold Resistance
Fucking microtransactions, man
Monsterwaifu DLC when

>>13140819
Because people take it too seriously or because some of us think it's taken too seriously?

>>13140825

Because people take certain elements that are retarded seriously

>>13140796
Last one because I feel like I'm spamming.

>>13140833

What if you steamroll everyone and win the game solo with no companions?

>>13140742
You're tastes = shit

>>13140821
>your waifu will never cuddle-rape you in her sleep
It hurts.

>>13140825
I think >>13140829 speaks for itself.

>>13140849
Doesn't hurt me.

Feels great.

>>13140819
So we shouldn't discuss the setting to whatever level we feel like engaging?
How bland.

>>13140833
Well I appreciate this brief preview into what will surely be happy times for my dick in the coming months

Would you a bait girl?

I eagerly await the shitposting once KC adds Cu Sith to the mix.

>>13140871
You have got to be shitting me.

>>13140859
Discussion is fine. But declaring "It's shit" because it disagrees with you, and then continuing to bitch and whine about it is utterly pointless and silly.

>>13140876
It'll be funny at first.

But I'd really rather not another 12 hour shitstorm that still reverberates a full day later.

>>13140879
So yes or no?

>>13140896
No.

Gentlemen.

I wish to discuss with you naked suspenders. www.nekomagic.net/figure_news/201510/large/hobbyjapan_mao08.jpg

>>13140886
It's still not even over, since everyone's still buttmad and complaining about it, because the word ignore is not in the vocab of the average internet user. Seriously, nothing has changed no matter how hard you want to doomsay.

>>13140751
I want Black Alice as a party member.

>>13140871
Maybe

>>13140899
Why not?

>>13140900
You mean overalls? Suspenders are different.

>>13140742
You can find their adult pictures on the wiki.

>>13140900
I want to molest her through her overalls.

>>13140900
>no hotlink

>>13140742

>>13140926
Huh, that's even better actually. Would suck on that tongue.
Captcha: rappe

>>13140742
>Because Loli's a shit
Mein Nigger.

What is the worst thing (Bar NTR) your waifu could do to you? Something where you'd be too angry to be angry, where you'd probably laugh, unable to comprehend how angry you were. Something where all you could do is stare her straight in the eye and say "You have some real nerve to do that."

What would it be? Make sure to think of her species's behaviors and traits, so it's something she realistically would do under certain circumstances.

>>13140964
Not exist.

>>13140964
Declare cuddle-time "Irrelevant".

>>13140964
try to make me accept Cait Sith

>>13140964
Fall asleep with the bathroom door locked when I really need to use the can. All I can think of.

>>13140813
And with the new "Science and Medicine" DLC they made it so that you can be killed before you even spawn in, like what the fuck?

Though getting rid of all those bugs and viruses that were plaguing the servers for years really made the whole experience much more enjoyable.

You have been stuck on a mountain after a failed expedition. Sadly, all of your co-workers have died from a land slide. Now you are alone, venturing through a cave in hopes of shelter. The floor beneath you breaks, causing you to fall and stumble downwards until you reach a pond of water. Quickly getting your head out of the hot water, so as not to suffocate, your gaze meets a dragon girl, sitting at the edge of the pond a few feet away. Her legs spread apart, not caring that she's exposed.

"Oh my~" She says, then smiles.

How do you proceed?

>>13140991
Run.

>>13140316
What are you talking about?

>>13140988
>Implying sharp stick spawnkiller wasn't always in the game

Since version 1.0

>>13140991
Give her a shy hello

>>13140991
"I have dysentery"

>>13140991
>Not posting the actual picture describing this situation
...whatever.

Regardless, my reaction is simply this.
>"...gosh you're pretty."

>>13140425
Can't force popularity. They're alright.

>>13140998
A book.

>>13140991
Groan in my pain from my injuries and see if shits broken


Dragon ladies are nice but I've almost died

Why aren't you at the gate meiling?

Remi will be mad if you aren't there

>>13140991
Ask for food. Then mention that I don't have anything to add to her hoard in return, but offer to be a part of her hoard instead.

>>13140991
Ask her to fly me to the nearest human village asap.

>>13140444
Lamias.

>>13140999
Well yeah, but that usually wrecked your entire game client, forcing you to go and buy a new copy.
The new DLC at least makes it so that after you get fragged in character creation you at least have a chance of coming back, since your DNA pool isn't annihilated most of the time.

>>13140991
Apologize profusely then shield my eyes. Then after I've apologized enough or when she snaps at me to stop, I then state my situation, and say that I'd be willing to do anything for some help. Anything.

Little does she know I'm a dragonslut. Or maybe she'll pick up on that fact quickly, who knows.

>>13140548
That's an odd way to spell yandere.

>>13140075
>Lose control one day
>Rape your waifu
>She's begging and screaming
>Overcome with a soul-wrenching guilt
>It was her fetish all along
>Meditate to master your mind and impulses
>Inexplicably overcome by rage once every now and then
>Master and control it
>Shirohebi never gets her fetish fulfilled
>Learns that extra feisty vanilla a best

What are some other fetishes likely to be incompatible with the husbando?

>>13140698
You'd need to git gud.

>>13141029
that's not how rape works

go outside

>>13140964
Slime in my computer. Unfathomable.

>>13141029
Public humiliation.
>Waifu wants you to humiliate her in a crowded train station
>You don't have the heart to do it
>She's pouting now
>But you can't bring yourself to do it

>>13141012
You're one smooth operator anon.

>>13141020
>Spoiler
They know anon. They can smell it on us. They'd probably tease us at first, leading us along, before taking us into their arms, pleased at such willing companions.

>>13141029
>>13141044
>not raping your waifu

>>13141048
Yeah, cause that's a shit fetish.

>>13140991

JESUS CHRIST I THINK I BROKE MY ARM IN THE FALL

GOD DAMN IT HURTS

>>13140259

>>13141048
If she talked about it with me and said it was her fetish, I'd be all for eating some rage shrooms and rutting her like a wild beast while she feigned ignorance and made muffled screams. Knowing that it isn't real would hopefully be enough to keep me from feeling guilty or stopping.

>>13140991
"Well, didn't expect this."

>>13141044

How does a guy publicly humiliate a girl without looking like a creep, criminal, or asshole?

>>13141069
You really can't, which is why it'd be something the guy doesn't want to do.
Unless they were abusing a P'orc.

>>13141069
You can't

>>13141078
Or a cyclops.
That's just day-to-day stuff.

Would you? Which one?

>>13140784
You know the best part? I bet the dragon comes back, sees his half-breed and fucks the shit out of her too, except now she's sturdy enough to be a constant cumdump with guts that won't explode under the ammount of seed he'll pump into her. Trapped under her own gravid belly, she'll be his cockslave for aslong as she's locked away within his hoard. And then the awkward confusion when Based Demon Lord turns Mr. alpha dragon into a cockcraving slut too, battling with his new femininity and his/her own depression at the strange paternal feelings s/he now feels for his once cumdump which he spent decades raping and abusing.

>>13141092
Well there goes my boner...

>>13141057
>rape a shit
>but reverse rape a ok

I bet girls scammed you out of your lunchables and jello pudding all your life, faggot.

>>13141065
>not taking her by surprise, making sure to wear a condom an can't sample your mana, fucking her rotten and leaving her in an alley somewhere, only for her to come home, jumping her again again and associating you with her "rape" all over again
>not systematically breaking her down by plating the dutiful husband while brutally raping her whenever you can
>not having her break down and tell you she's not pure anymore
>not revealing yourself as her rapist and destroying her cunt right there and there


Amateur.

>>13141090
I'd a Mudkip.

>>13141090
Isn't that just bestiality?

>>13141099
>Implying I like reverse rape
Assuming makes an ass out of you and I anon, rape a shit all around, and your taste a shit.

Question for those of you here with horned waifus. How do you like your waifus horns? What size and shape are they? How do you keep her from poking you with them in bed or during kisses?

>>13141092
Boner Overdrive

>>13141103
Why are you even here? To be the one faggot that doesn't like rape? Or to shit moe over everything?

>>13141111
>How do you keep her from poking you with them in bed or during kisses?
Tennis balls.

>>13141092
That's not healing Anon

>>13141102
Not if they're plants

>>13141099
I just cut myself on your edge.

>>13141092

>Makes his own daughter into a cockslave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1xd0Jmz-o

>>13141079
>>13141078

I suppose some kind of exhibitionism could work. Liberal groping in a way that makes her the focus. "That guy is going to jerk off to this memory for the next week." Kind of thing.

>>13141111
I don't really care, though they help a lot for irrumation.

>>13141122
God everything about this game was shit.

>>13141116
>Only faggots don't like rape
Oh, so you're just one of the people who never got over your middle school edgelord status, ok.

>>13141116
So edgy it cut my dick.

>>13141129

Why?

>>13141119
Hmm. I have no response for this.

>>13141121
Good, I hope you bleed out.

>>13140991

>Look her straight in the eye.
>"Welp, I'm wet, how 'bout you?"

>>13141137
When you're game is just one long QTE I will hate it until time ends.

>>13141122
>you will never be an Asura-tier fatheru

>>13141130
No, fuck you, you can't turn this around on me. This entire setting is built on rape, so you have no agency here. You're like a vegan at a steakhouse. You make no sense.

>>13141133
I hope you'll find a good anon to care for your dumb ass alp self.

>>13141147
Dammit, that wasn't the mug image.

>>13141146

I know QTE's are bad, but I fucking loved the story and Soundtrack, not to mention the characters.

>Asura STILL ISN'T in a MvC game

>>13141150
>Entire setting is built on rape
You really don't know what you're talking about do you?

>>13141122
Yes, and?

>>13141150
No it's not you dweeb, there's plenty of girls that don't rape/don't get raped.

>>13141152
It should have just been a fucking show, not some shit cinematic bullshit.

>>13141150
>This entire setting is built on rape
It is not.

>>13141150
Get some professional help for that insecurity, anon. You sound like a massive pussy.

>>13141154
>even peaceful monsters like holsts have a super powered rape side
>raging mushrooms
>passive monsters like alice and dormouse charm men into raping them
>matango


If this is bait, bravo.

>>13141162

Agreed, it would've been a real fucking good movie/show.

>>13141122
Dragons man. They just take and collect and fuck and keep.

>>13141118
Healing isn't realistic in every scenario, anon. Daughter never forgives the dragon for raping and abandoning her mother to a life of shit, raping and abusing her. Dragon never forgives herself once the reality of what she had once seen as natural becomes apparent to her. Daughter leaves forever, Dragon can't bare to keep her there anymore, drowns in sorrow, no one is happy. Hero comes to slay the dragon expecting a fight. Just sees a defeated woman sitting atop an empty hoard, rusted by her own tears. Daughter wanders for years alone, honing her combat to protect herself from men like her father, carrying and caring for the child he fucked into her before the change, and yet failed to notice the signs of after. Mother dies of old age in the arms of her daughter.

>>13141151
Got ya covered.

>>13141150
>This entire setting is built on rape
L
O
L

>>13141166
Not him, but I still found it really entertaining despite the meh gameplay.
>>13141168
Thanks man.

>>13141173
>>13141154
>>13141158
>>13141163
>>13141164
>As explained before in previous sections, monsters are beings that absolutely need human men both as food and as reproductive partners. Due to the nature of the monsters of the present, they strongly seek human men. As beautiful, lustful predators, if they chance upon a human man, they will most likely assault, and attempt to rape and have sex with him. Though its form has changed, the urge to assault men is a deeply ingrained instinct that is a remnant of the age of the former demon lord. To have sex with human men is one of the most deeply rooted fundamental desires that monsters have. The urge for sex arises from two strong desires, “lust”, the desire to seek pleasure from sex, and “appetite”, the desire to seek sweet spirit energy, so they can never resist it.

Yeah, eat a dick

>inb4 dhampir, unicorn and the othe fucking handful who don't rape

You're still dumb as all hell by contesting rape is king. Mindfucking someone into sex is still rape, idiots. Bu t by all means, push you moe, bashful gentle girls headcanon, not like the profilessupport me or anything.

>inb4 generalizations or some other excuse

>>13141165
I want to give an Alice a raging mushroom

I also want to do a lot of things with Hathor milk but that's a tale for another time

>>13141183
You mad bro?

You seem flustered.

>>13141188
>lolidom

I will never see the appeal of this.

>>13141183
>monsters are beings that absolutely need human men both as food and as reproductive partners.
>As beautiful, lustful predators, if they chance upon a human man, they will most likely assault, and attempt to rape and have sex with him.

I knew it. Monster girls can't feel love.

>>13140633
i thought that canister was a huge cock
what a shame

>>13141183
Grimderp lover pls go

>>13141194
It would be more adorable than anything.

I'd also want give it to a Damphir

>>13141183
>Being this assblasted
It's like you don't have anything better to do but get mad on the internet over imaginary creatures.

>>13141194
I personally think a dom-mouse would be fun every now and then.

>>13141188
I want to feed rage shrooms to a Cyclops before tying her down and teasing her endlessly.

>>13141183
This is the part where I point out KC's several clarifications about how it's pretty well rape in name only, as any guy who chances upon an MG will be pretty damn willing pretty damn fast, and you can't rape the willing.

>>13141194
>loli
I will never see the appeal of this. They're cute i'll give you that, but i'll never see the want to fuck a child

>>13141194
Then you will never know the glory that is Katja.

>>13140205
>YuugireactstoCaitSith.png

>>13141215
You don't see the appeal because you aren't a pedophile anon.

>>13141219
Yeah, who?

>>13141211

>this desperation

>>13141168

>World's Best Dad
>TFW he's not drinking with Guile
>Or Nier
>TFW Family Men will never gather together in glory

It hurts to live.

>>13141221
There is nothing wrong with liking loli's.

>>13141231
>Says the child fucker

>>13141235
Lolicons =/= 3D Pedophile
Get it through your hollow skull, normie.

>>13141231
Yes there is.

CC is love, CC is life.

>>13141245
Why not both?

>>13141231
I want to spoil a devil rotten, giving her food so she's never hungry, playing or reading with her so she's never bored, and generally pampering her so she needn't do a thing till she's utterly dependent upon me

>>13141244
2d naked children = 3d naked children

>>13141244
>Normie
>Loli=/=3D
>People who like 5 year olds actually believe this
I also still can't believe you lot thinking that calling me "normal" makes your scat-tier fetish seem any less worse.

>>13141225
S'not desperation, it's a fact. I mean, me personally? I love the reverse rape angle. But saying that the setting is entirely based around it, or that there's nothing else to enjoy about MGs but that is pretty damn silly.

>>13141225
Ekaterina Kurae.
Google her majesty.

>>13141254
>>13141256
>scat-tier
Since when did people get this salty over loli's?

>>13141252
But anon, that's what she likes to do to you.

What, do you have some role reversal fetish? You're going to confuse the poor girl y'know.

>>13141263
>Salty
I ain't mad about anything, I just want people to understand that if they are attracted to children, that makes them a pedophile, which is as bad or worse than getting off from rubbing shit all over yourself.

>>13141263
Since they figured out it's one of the baits someone will always bite for.

>>13141269
What if I like rubbing shit all over lolis?

>>13141269
There's nothing wrong with just being a pedophile. S'long as you keep it in your damn head.

Second they cross the line, and actually molest a kid? Lynch 'em.

I'm in the process of writing a healing story.

So far I've written several thousand words, and I'll be posting the story a few weeks from now so you won't know when to expect it.

It'll start out innocuously enough, and then several chapters before the ending futa-cocks, pegging, cuckolds, vomit, aliens with human blender attachments, Cleveland steamers, all sorts of depraved shit will go down.

Until then!

>>13141269
So you wish to protect the feeling of those 2D little girls that don't exist? You're adorable.

>>13141280
so blood c but with monstergirls

>>13141266
That's ok Anon, she'll just need to enjoy the fresh home cooking I made for her while I give her a foot massage.

Can't have my little demon becoming hungry and sore can I?

I just hope she has room for dessert and is ready for her favorite movie and some head pats

>>13141280
Post proof faggot.

>>13141280
>Spoiler
I'm okay with all of that except cuckolding.

>>13141280
I can't wait, Bob. Looking forward to it.

>>13141276
I'm intrigued and want to watch, yet also disgusted by your taste.
>>13141277
I agree that as long as you don't make your fantasies into reality, there is nothing wrong.
My issue comes in when people try and deny that Loli is essentially just CP using legal loopholes, like >>13141244.

>>13141283
Not at all, I hate people, especially little kids.
I just despise people who don't accept what they really are.

>Luka encountered much NOPE tier monsters before
>Freaks out and offends this cute medusa girl

I dont get this kid

>>13141277
>>13141283
>being this deluded

lol ok

>>13141280
Are you are doing this because?

>>13141290
There is a line between loli and CP. The line being that, contrary to what some claim, there's no victim in one instance.

>>13141258
>In this way, most of the time when a human man meets a monster, he'll probably end up getting raped and having sex with her. A monster's body isn't just to draw looks from men, it's specialized for pleasuring men. From birth, their instinct endows them with the knowledge of how to please a man, and they have techniques for giving men pleasure. If a man ever has sex with one of them even once, he'll become a prisoner of the exquisite pleasure that a monster's body gives him, and he won't ever be able to forget having sex with that monster until his last breath. And while having sex with a monster again and again, the man will end up wanting to have sex with her even though it was originally forced, and eventually, he'll end up being unable to think of anything else but having sexing with her.

>The monsters' forms range from being not much different from that of a human woman, to a variety of forms that are like a human woman mixed with anomalous parts, such as a woman with wings instead of arms, or a woman's upper body combined with a different lower body, etc. Although they have various forms, as for the part of them that has the form of a woman, it may be a beautiful, full-figured, voluptuous temptress, or it may be an adorably lovely little girl who stimulates a man's protective instinct and desire for dominance whether he likes it or not. Either way, they are all extremely attractive and ideal to men

>Monsters tend to use whatever means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man. Of course they'll assault and forcibly rape, but they may also use whatever means available such as seduction, spells, and potions to make a man their prisoner and claim him. Even if a man despises monsters, they'll rape and pleasure him again and again until the hatred directed at them changes into endless lust.

1/however long you can keep this idiocy up.

>>13141292
I don't like her torpedo tits.

>>13141294
>Are
And*

>>13140259
Fuck no, cats have barbed dicks, I'd prefer not to bleed thanks

>>13141258
> As far as monster women are concerned, women should be aggressive towards men when it comes to romance and sex. If a man won't turn and look at them, then they'll charm him with their body through assault and rape. They try to ignite a man's desire by being bolder and more aggressive when tempting men, and taking action on their own to seize a man's body and heart is the way a devilish woman should be. Although they are few in number, there are also races that are passive in nature who wait for men to assault them, but they spare no effort in making men want to assault them by pouring pheromones and demonic energy into the man, or adjusting their looks and charm to appeal to the man that they're targeting, etc. There are none among monster women that are truly passive towards men.

I am laughing. Laughing all the way to "winning" a stupid internet argument. Holy shit this is dumb. But headcanon idiots must learn. Such is my burden.

Picture me singing that,

>>13141296
Do those methods include nice, lavish dinners at highly rated restaurants? I hope so.

>>13141303
>barbed
maybe they have pearls in their dick instead

>>13141295
Whether there is a victim or not is irrelevant, the fact of the matter is that people are attracted to the body of a child, which is the definition of pedophilia.

>>13141295
Pedophilia means attraction to little kids, so that doesn't really matter much.

>>13141292
>>13141297
Oh god I just noticed.

>>13141280
I'm Ok-
>vomit
>cuckold
Pls no

God you people are insufferable.

Why the fuck haven't you faggots been booted out of here yet?