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Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:14:48 2015 No.13143399 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, why haven't you become a Zen monk? Think about it:

- No more parents trying to take over your life
- You don't have to work or go to school
- People think you're awesome if you sit around and do nothing all day
- You don't have to worry about your hair, house, car, or next meals
- Christians avoid you
- Be part of the REAL Japan, not the Americanized theme park that is Modern Japan
- No lewd
- Get help for your anxiety and depression

I have been a Zen monk for a year and can answer any questions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:25:34 2015 No.13143436 You're violating your zen vow of silence

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:27:07 2015 No.13143442 >>13143399 >No lewd You can't fap, have sex (lol), have dirty thoughts, anything remotely lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:42:28 2015 No.13143500 >>13143442 Sounds good. Where do I sign up, OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:46:42 2015 No.13143512 >>13143399 You don't have the right to think about sex, you can't get angry, you can't masturbate, you can't listen to music and you can't eat meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:46:45 2015 No.13143513 >>13143399 >Implying you get to sit around doing nothing all day They make you do chores and shit man.

Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:54:42 2015 No.13143540

>>13143512
What's the point of thinking about sex when it's never going to happen anyway? I'd have been much happier if I never knew there was a world of sexhavers out there. It's better to forget rather than to perpetuate the vain hope that someday, some loli heroine will come and take away all of our troubles and virginities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 08:36:46 2015 No.13143540,1 Imagine how awkward it would be for the rest of the monks if an American from /jp/ suddenly decided to join

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 09:42:04 2015 No.13143877 >>13143399 Because I don't like Buddhism and I'd rather do shinto stuff. And because no lewd sounds too much like the celibacy crap christianity has... and look where that got them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 09:46:23 2015 No.13143888 >>13143877 And where is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 09:53:44 2015 No.13143901 >I have been a Zen monk for a year and can answer any questions. This can't be true. I mean even being on /jp/ must break HELLA vows. That said I'm kind of interested in becoming a monk. If I'm going to be a virgin I might as well do it for piety.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 09:58:03 2015 No.13143915 >>13143888 Child molesting priests.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 10:14:47 2015 No.13143962 >>13143513 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 10:20:29 2015 No.13143982 >>13143962 Op, don't you have eyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 10:23:03 2015 No.13143990 I met a real life Buddhist and his religious practice was basically good luck charms. He would leave offerings at the temple when he wanted ``favor''.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 10:26:15 2015 No.13144005 >>13143990 And buddhist monks or whatever in Tokyo won't leave you alone in parks and want you to buy a fukken bracelet for 2k Yen. Annoying as gets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 11:49:02 2015 No.13144221 >>13143399 I don't want to get raped by bald men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 11:52:31 2015 No.13144234 File: 16 KB, 275x277, 1336901307972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13144221 I guess you happened upon the wrong thread then, little buddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 12:02:02 2015 No.13144260 File: 23 KB, 414x425, 1233255977804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13144221 >I don't want to get raped by bald men. What about shaved men?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 12:19:02 2015 No.13144302 >>13143399 Sorry, but I'm a good, God-fearing /jp/sie

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:27:47 2015 No.13149719 >>13143399 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 13:32:37 2015 No.13153107 >>13143877 can you become a shinto priest or even live in a temple as a foreigner?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 13:39:27 2015 No.13153124 >No lewd fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 17:01:58 2015 No.13153900 >>13153107 Shinto is basically nationalized shamanism. It's not possible for one to convert to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 17:29:49 2015 No.13154007 >>13153900 For the Horde! >>13143399 >Be part of the REAL Japan Yeah, but most Japanese don't even think about their ancient culture anymore. Just like most people the west. >>13143399 >Americanized theme park It's called post-industrialism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 20:13:25 2015 No.13154744 >>13154007 It's called Lotte World

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