/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What happened to 1 Yukkuri Place?

>>12999662
Works on my machine.

Marisa is a thieving shitter.

I can't take it easy anymore!

>>12999662
It got demolished to make way for an overpass.

>>12999944
I can't take it easy until Janny starts letting us post abyuse again.

>>12999651
god damn I love seeing those shitheads get abyused to hell and back and soaked in fucking orange juice to repeat it all over again

A psychologist is going to have a field day on this shit in 50 years from now

>>12999651
I want to bully easy Yukkuri!

>>13000586
Post links to it on Imgur! Then Mr. Janny won't see it and we can all take it eajy! /jp/ is everyone's happy place!

>>13003776
I only want to bully them, because it makes them cuter.

>>13014219
I want to put my dick in their mouths.

>>13011550
Janny doesn't know the rules and deletes links to ontopic nsfw images now.
You don't get banned for it anymore anyway, only your image gets deleted, so you might as well post it.

>>13014980
I want to make them go, "Yunyaaaa!"

>>13015091
But if Mr. Janny does that, than how can we take it easy? Maybe if we puff puff he'll let us post the images!

>>13015091
>You don't get banned for it anymore anyway
Testing then.

How do you guys feel about posting OC abuse/bullying? Is there a place that would host that?

>>13016851
Deverentart

>>13016599
You're not banned and your image is still there!

We can finally take it easy!

>>13016851
One Yukkuri Place, please make lots of OC so we can all take it easy

>>13016851
One yukkuri place, and /easy/ on racetrack chan

>>13018472

Wow. I really enjoyed this comic. It's also surprisingly realistic, because we humans essentially do the same thing for our pets; we farm animals and plants to extract nutrients from them in horrific and barbaric ways, and then package them in happy brightly-coloured boxes and advertise them in positive ways to keep our minds away from the depressing methods used to make them

Gonna post this here as the other thread died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMri-IjL6IM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1m8cP4rf8

What are your thoughts on the new voices?

>>13019148

Old ones were better. I will keep the non updated version on another device so I can still use them.

>>13019148
Its a pain in the ass to understand them without tone or meter.

>>13019148

The ow ow ow of a yukkuri in pain was one of the best things. Bad update.

>>13023803
Yukkuraaaaaay

I don't want to stomp the shit out of these two for some reason.

>>13029206
Am I a bad person if i want to?

>>13020168
>>13020168
No need, 1.5.4 will have an option for either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TrFgId20M

He's also adding this cute water shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7rEPKxtUio

This thread's too gruesome for me.

>>13030884
I like how on Violence mode the non Marisa Yukkuri can't use their accessory to swim.

>>13030884
>no ULTRA VIOLENCE option
Gay
>no pithole filled with wriggle yukkuris that will devour yukkuris alive

man FUCK Marisa

>>13018564
But OYP is filled with autists that lose their shit as soon as you suggest anything different.

>>13031445
There's almost always abuse on the front page of OYP and the nip artists that interact the most with the western userbase both draw abuse almost exclusively

maybe you should stop posting masturbatory abuse fantasies in non abuse pics

>>13031459
Oh hi zidana.
Still a major bitch, I see.

>>13031462
The only autist I see here is you

your immediate response to my post was to try to start epic internet drama

might I suggest to you
>>>/cgl/
instead of jay pee

>>13031510
>"NO U "
What an epic repartee! Clearly I'm outmatched by a nazi whore!

>>13031459
>>13031462
>>13031510
>>13031519
You nerds need to tone down your autism.

>>13031532
Projecting again? How embarassing.

Guys please take it easy.

Well if the mods have stopped banning people for posting content that is both on topic and far less nsfw than half the stuff on jp...

I never got round to posting a couple of things on OYP and since no-one checks /easy/

captcha: ubuse

>>13019148
Where do I find this game?

Fin

>>13030884

Oh cool!

>>13031815
The latest version is in the Android Store called Yukkuri Breeding.
There is also a browser version but it doesn't get updated as often.
http://cooljampan.web.fc2.com/details1007.html

>>13018459
>centrifugal force

>>13029206
For some reason, I only feel the need to abuse reimu, marisa, alice, patchi..

the later touhous that re considered "rare" yukkuris like Shiki or Okuu, I would never want to see abused. When I do see them being abused, I feel bad and cry a bit.

>>13031816
I enjoy almost all sick shit on the internet that there is

but a child having to decide between getting his mom or dad killed is something that really hurts me. I don't know what's wrong with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7rEPKxtUio

Anyone else get the feeling that Yukkuri are the Furbies of Gensokyo?

So the new setup. Downstairs house: about 18 S and A Frans and Remis. Love them. My favorite is when they turn around and do stretch stretch and say thank you after I feed them.

Back room/ Yukkurium. This is the stress release room. Mostly B and C common types. I take the accessories off of some As and let the beatdowns commence. Lots of kicking and throwing. As soon as one of them dies the Cs rape something and a shithead ko is born. The sound and sight of 4 or 5 Yukkuri jumping the uneasy one is hilarious.

Upstairs. All S Remius and Marichas when they get too big I take them down and my Frans and Remis get a S for dinner. I try to leave the accessories on because the Frans will rub rub instead of eating it.


Nobody outside right now. They have all been sent to the backroom. The "wait for a yukkuri to start giving birth and throw it in the air so it pops out the ko midair" trick works better now.

Also for fun I threw a small bushy reimu in the toilet and then threw the soccer ball on top of it. It covers the bottom of the toilet and they freak out trying to push it off of themselves.


Another fun thing is to take an accessory away from a little one and throw it in the small tub and let a S rank cry and freak out trying to comfort it but it can't get at it.

You can also do this by getting little ones stuck on the big bed upstairs.

Who hurt you, /jp/?

>>13031327
>>13030884
>non marisa yukkuri
>using their accessory to swim
>ever
The dumbest shit, even the fucking alice and reimu were doing it..

>>13035587
Who ye quoting?

>>13033008
Well, the rare ones aren't often shown to be shitheads and given how stupid and good-natured Okuu is normally...
One can only wonder how Yukkuri Utsuho survives a single day. At least she's got bodied Orin there to help her off to PENIS LAND.

>>13034600
OYP did.

>>13035587
Yeah, that's pretty retarded.
Wonder what happens if you remove the ribbon/hat before throwing it in water.

>>13035697
Okuus are supposed to explode when killed.

>>13034600
?

Looks like a new small update?

>>13035807
>okuus explode when killed
Combined with nuclear waste innards and their idiocy -- well, it's good that they're rare.

>>13035939
1.5.3j adds the new kitchen, water yukkuri effects, new voices, combines the forest and snow areas, and some other shit.

Word of caution to any one who uses the center tank in the yukkurarium room, I lost a numbner of S ranks to the little pool in there. RIP.

>>13034600
I was bullied all throughout primary school ;_;

now I need to bully helpless things

>>13036726

Well I guess I didn't think that through. I took home a Cirno that I accidentally kicked out in the woods so I could clean it up and feed it. The steam coming out of the tub should have been a sign that Cirno wasn't going to have a fun time in the tub.

I took her right out though and put her outside and fed her.

So I just spent ten minutes climbing a giant mountain, promptly fell off the side of it and now I am in space apparently and the screen is freaking out.

First pannel: Three Heads Tall
Second pannel: Two Heads Tall
Third pannel: One Head Tall
Last pannel: Two Heads Tall

Fairies easy friends, help taking it easy!

I was wandering through the forest and came across a pond, upon which a Marisa sailing on her hat. Pretty fucking cute.

I hope the big guy does more stories with this fran and reimu. Best team evar.

>>13039491
Is that Ribbon from Kirby?

What an easy going Yukkuri, hanging out with an easy going series!

So this seems like the best place to post this. I guess I'm what would be considered a cross boarder. Admitted ly I only come to this board for the yukkuri threads, it's nice to know that even though I only found this board last year and yukkuris do seem to be on their way out I am not alone in my enjoyment. Being a cross boarder I am at a loss when it come to what is considered appropriate. I wrote a story (abuse) that I thought some anons would like and would love to have feedback on. The thing is I wrote it in greentext. I would be happy to rewrite it in a normal format. I saw in another thread that green text does not sit well with some people, but I'm not sure if the people of this board and more specifically those that frequent these threads have a significant overlap.
Tl;dr Is ok to post greentext abuse here?

>>13042205
no, please post the full story on yufanfics (a discussion group, google it)

greentext is only for short stuff, and you'll reach the character limit pretty fast

>>13042205
You should try to draw a short comic with your story, if it's good.

>>13042205
The whole point of greentext stories were to get the story told as quickly on possible because of the extremely fast post rate on /b/, where they originated. There's no reason to greenstory on a slow board unless you're really good at using the format.

>>13042355
The joy that flan has in crushing it's relations is adorable.

>>13042205
I'm curious now, please do share!

>>13042205
post in yufanfics, it gets me mad that the elevens get like 20 new stories a month while we get 1 per year

>>13044233
>20
You don't know about the ss uploaders, do you?

>>13044224

I want to do that in real life.

>>13044251

Yes. Yukkuri would boost the global economy.

>>13044224
>>13044251
God, I need more Yukkuri suffering. I don't know why I love this shit since I'm submissive as fuck, but these shitheads are the exception.

>>13049918
It's perfectly normal.

>>13049918
Most submissive people are the way they are because they think they're weak.
You want to bully the yukkuri because they're obviously weaker than you.

>>13049962
Or because they're massive shitheads.

>>13049972
The combination of weakness and shit head behaviour is perfect bullying material

>>12999651
This is Mister's easy place but you can take it easy here too if you like, Mawisha.

>>13016851
Just post it here.

What's the worst that could happen.

>>13052350
it could get bumped off the board and lost forever in the sands of time

>>13054901
I like this.

The perspective is such that you can see how giant the humans are in comparison to the yus.

>>13055281
Well, it's not mutually exclusive. I'd just like to see a little more OC in these threads, you know?

>>13056012
Agreed, some OC would me nice.
If someone post a good story, I'll draw a comic of it later if you want.

>>13056069
Well, I've been toying around with the idea of a pet Patchy-Cirno pair that have wacky adventures.

Frankly, I'm not a superb writefag though.

>>13056593
Not a problem, it doesn't need to be great, just enjoyable.

Abyuse is okay too.

Easy~

>>13056663
Wait a minute.

Why the fuck do you need protection to fuck something that's a different species?

>>13058124
>what is aids
Full retarded

>>13058508
Nigger, it doesn't even operate on DNA/RNA based biology.

It has a brain, muscle mass, immune system, digestive system, and fat reserves that are all the same organ.

>>13056678
I want to raise a Patche type.

>>13058559
Patchies are the only ones smart enough to not call you a shithead

>>13058559
Who even makes books that small?

>>13060665
I don't think little Patche realizes that it's just a fake book made only to make herself feel easy. When she is big enough to flip the pages she'll realize that they were all fakes.

>>13060780
Can patche even read?
I was under the impression that they were only marginally smarter than their frankly stupid kin.

>>13061115
Depends on the headcanon and the Patchy in question.

>>13061143

Yeah they range from rocket surgeon to just smart enough to get in serious trouble.

>>13061160
Just like humans, if you think about it.

>>13061213

Which filling would you like to eat the most?

>>13061260
Well, Chen would probably taste pretty good.

Utsuho would be the worst, though.

>>13061260
Depends what I want to eat.

I think commercially farmed Chens could probably deal with of a lot of the slave labor and shit surrounding the chocolate industry. If they paid those guys minimum wage, chocolate bars would be like 20 bucks apiece.

>>13061260
Patchouli
It's a shame, since I actually like Patchies

>>13062579
If you were eating a really sweet cream filling, it would actually taste of the knowledge that something fairly intelligent suffered for you to have that food.

>>13062786
>knowledge
nice one

>>13067752
What the hell? They have arms now?

>>13067853
It'sh Maritya's eajy mish bwaid, je! You schtupid? Wanna die?

>>13067853

Speaking of which..the new mini bodied yukkuri are mortifying.

>>13067858
I'm no yukkuri expert, but I've never seen them with this thing before.

>>13067933
Link?

>>13067940

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/62244/bodied_yukkuri-danger-death-marisa-parody-reimu-to

>>13067950
Cute.
I hope it gets a tag of its own so I can separate those from the usual bodied yukkuri. I can't fap to that.

>>13067940
Pretty sure that's just a motion line so you know she's flipping her hat.

>>13058124
Yumans are abominations. Human-yu love is verboten.

Gudbaiyo, /jp/! Can't take it easy anymore. I fucked everything up. Kanpai~

>>13076058
Don't go!

The fuck is going on anymore?

do people actually masturbate to yukkuris?
that's the feeling i get from these threads

>>13077154

Never have. Yukkuri are for cute or killing or light bullying.

>>13076058
I wish you luck on your journey, friend.

Wherever you may be - we will be with you there.

Yes, even in the void.

>>13077154
>he doesn't know sanaeaki

>>13077154
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41834897
I did get a boner from this once, but I didn't masturbate to it.

>>13077154
No, watching yukkuri torture porn is enough of an ecstasy in and of itself.

>>13077207
He's not going to a void though
He's just going to gensokyo

>>13077154
I did once but felt bad afterwards.

>>13078062
get pregnant, easy!

>>13077154
Once or twice

>>13077154
Once i did but I never did it again

>>13077154
I don't, but the bullying does give me a boner

>>13077154
I did once to that one story of the girl who gets off to mutilating her Yukkurri.

I'd love for more Yukkurri Abuse Fapping Material.

>>13081562

The qt pantyhose femanon?

>>13081648
Yes, she was someone I'd love to take it easy with!

>>13081670

She is one of the best femanons. I would like to see her team up with the yukkuri abuse counselor chick.

>>13081914
Kiriraitaa doesn't seem to in the business any more.

One of these days I'm going to have to head over to Japan with a briefcase full of money and get him to start yukkurimation in earnest.

>>13081929

Yeah RIP kiri.

Pic not related.

>>13081952
Fuck it, at least some artists are updating.

That's more than I expected, going into the future.

>>13077154
>not stroking your penipeni

>>13084520
I prefer it when scum yukkuri are forced to suck on my penipeni to receive their cum sweet sweets

>>13084594
I want several scum yukkuris to suck on my penipeni

The browser version is now on 1.5.3.L

Does anyone know what they say when you snatch a yukkuri away from its parent? something -chan? They call back and forth and cry until you give it back (or kill it)

>>13092482
What are you looking at?

>>13095228

>>13095195
It sounds like Oh Chibi-chan is something.

>>13095195
O-chibi chan (little ones), it is what the yukkuri parents call their koyukkuri.

Always amusing when I snatch the koyukkuris from the parents and smash them right in front of their face. Their despair scream while surrounding the remains of their children satisfies me.

>>13095785
I once snapped up a koyukkuri and microwaved it until it was blackened and on the edge of death and then threw it on the ground right in front of its parents.

>>13096006
>you will never torture sentient food products

Incidentally, I've been meaning to create a genre of "carrot abuse" and force it on /s4s/.

I think the inspiration was veggie tales.

>>13101088
im scared

>>13101088
>tfw no doc oc x nitori crossover art

>>13104583
Who are you quoting?

>>13095785

Yukkuris: A Gateway to Sociopathy

>>13095785

In the yukkurarium backroom wait until a few little ones are born and then take their accessories and throw them in the little glass jars. The parents will cry and moan trying to get to them and will eventually pass out and die crying. Also, remember to kick the little ones in the jar from time to time as they will stop crying and cheer up while eating the grass in there.

Also the little ones don't seem to drown in the little pool of water in the tank any more.

Another fun thing to do is snatch a little one out of the cardboard box in the woods when the family are all sleeping together at night. Let a nearby Fran/Remi take a bite out of it and its screaming will wake up its parents who will also start crying and screaming.

>>13105848
Nice. Gonna try that next.

>>13105815
>implying sociopathy is an acquired disorder

>>13105815
>implying enjoying yukkuri torture made me appreciate gore
Nope. Even now, three years later, I still puke and am horrified by Hostel. Even if it's just a movie.

>>13105815
Jokes on you, for me sociopathy was the gateway to yukkuri.

>>13105815
Ain't it beautiful?

>>13096014
I would read that if you do go through with it.

>>13108478
If only I could draw.

No idea.

>>13108483
When has that stopped anyone?

>>13109153
Literally millions of times. Most people refuse to draw, or learn to draw, because they don't think they're skilled enough. Very few "bad" artists actually go through with it and post their art online.

>>13109158
It's yukkuris and carrots. You can't be bad at drawing circles and triangles.

>>13109196
They aren't circles, they're spheres. Spheres with hair and hats on top of that. If you want to make a very flat and primitive looking drawing that's one thing, but if you actually try to convey depth it's a bit harder than you'd think.

>>13109242
A circle with a light part and a dark part.
A circle is still a circle. You making things harder for yourself is what's stopping you.

>>13109252
You're really oversimplifying things.

When I first glanced at this I thought she was sticking her tongue out at them.

>>13109258
qed

Holy shit! Sakuya is in the next uodate!

>>13109519

Oh wow. I wonder if they eat her when the predator option is switched on?

That couch also looks new

>>13095785
do they only say this on new voices mode? This sounds great but the new voices suck ass.

>>13109519
>not chen
>not ran
into the trash

>>13111691

No it does it in old as well. Also if you flick them and then hold them underwater in the forest they die with a horrified look on their face and their eyes frozen open instead of the peaceful sleeping death face.

>>13111796

Also you have to take the accessory off to do this. It is even better when the parents are in the water. They will paddle in place and stare up at the sky screaming o-chibi chan while the dead horrified looking yukkuri floats up.

This is a good time to kick them.

>>13111796
man, these new voices sound like a vocaloid. Hopefully he can work out how to use one, since it would allow hom to put more voice tracks into the game with less difficulty, I think.

You have no right to torture a living thing.

Fuck you retards, i hope you all get banned

>>13112954
I respect your opinion.

>>13112954
If you don't like the thread, hide it, but stop being a moralfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIBADhL3KqQ
Youmu has been added

>>13112954
Lmao this guy

>>13112954
they're not living things

>>13112954
>Yukkuri
>Living thing

Kek. Unless you can tell which one is real or not, kill yourself.

>>13113086
not according to the Play Store it ain't

Wriggle attack!

holy shit
what the fuck

ん

>>13113086
Genuinely cute voice for once.

>>13113086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ARDYODwzA

Update has been released on google play
sayuka a cute

>>13116913

So it looks like Remi won't try to eat Sayuka. However I did hold pick one up and hold it inside a c Remi's cage in the petstore and it raped it until it gave birth to a hatless micro remi (which I picked up and they wanted 20000 points to buy it.). I put Sayuka back in her cage and both remi and Sayuka started with the o-chibichan crying and yelling.

How do you look around inside the nest holes?

>>13118396
You could use the camera, or just bait them out with a greeting/food!

I'm loving the new stylized forest look. If only the draw distance was a bit better. Is there any word on that 2D yukkuri platformer the author was also working on?

>>13118418

I lit one on fire and chucked it in there. I know there were more yukkuri in there I could fucking hear them but I only herd one pop. Also you can't stomp the box houses anymore?

I didn't even know the dev was doing a platformer. Last 2d I played was that fucking nerve racking factory one where you have to smash yukkuri on the conveyor belt after reimu pops them out.

>>13118436
I didn't even realize you could stomp on the boxes before, would they react to it?
Also this is the other game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2nSfmZGVbo

Lately I've been in the mood for a good fangame to play.

>>13118451

Oh yeah. If they were sleeping and you started stomping the box they would wake up screaming. Each time you stomped it a piece of it would fall off. It would collapse and the little ones would get stuck under the cardboard and cry.

Also now it looks like there is fruit for them to eat in the forest?

>>13118451

Holy fuck. The ko riding on Reimu. Adorable.

Which boards on futaba does fresh yukkuri content come from?

Mishter pasta

Wait..the last 2d wasn't factory it was that browser Marisa platformer where she can kill Alices with a twig.

>>13118543
>mfw this is actually one of the most horrifying yukkuri stories of all time

Not actually my face, I just never get to use this image.

>>13118543

This motherfucker was just so wrong.

>>13118549
Wasn't that "Marisa want's to be the Dosu", or something like that? I'm pretty sure it wasn't made to be frustrating.

>>13118561

Yeah I think that was the name. I don't know if I saved the link. I played it from a link here and it was aggravating.

>>13118579
http://yukkuri-futaba.sakura.ne.jp/game/mwbtd/
Seeing as it's based on I Wanna Be The Guy, that's fitting.

>>13118543
>>13118551
>>13118552
One of the few times i felt bad for a yukkuri, she was too nicehead for that bullshit.

>>13118543
I can't seem to find this one. tuskete /jp/ kudasai

>>13118993
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/112

>>13119014
Thanks, Mishter.

>>13039491

That Yukkuri found her happy place. Hopefully we shall all find such a place one day.

Would you?

Yukkuri breed will work on an android emulator, right?

>>13120302

Yes. may be some issues with it though.

>>13120131

Naughty.

>>13120131

Is a quarter-yukkuri Tewi closer to a human or an Inbaba, genetically?

>>13120131
M-Maybe...

I'd give her the peni-peni

Best bodied.

Is there a way to control the camera? When I use it it just goes to random yukkuri on the map. Is there a way to focus it or make it look in the nest holes?

>>13120330
It seems to work on Bluestacks, despite it being a really clunky application, which partially installs to C:, and has a tray load with windows regardless of what you put in the installation.

I found a Marisa!

>>13120746

If she gets too cold warm her up by the fireplace!

>>13120770
A croissant and some conveyance consisting of a board with wheels will warm her.

>>13120814

Suii it easy!

>>13120846
Marisa was taking it too easy.

Also, all three Youmuyoumus claim this akachan is theirs. Without resorting to threatening to cut it into thirds, how can I determine which is the true parent?

>>13120897

Boot them all in the head or throw them at the wall and whichever one crawls back to it first is the winner.

Almost all Yukkuri content is abuse.
I just want one to cuddle.

>>13120991
Patche types are my favorite.

>>13120903
That doesn't seem very just.

Won't the Yukkuris rebel against me if I do that?

>>13121461

They will all cry and scream for a while.

Regular beatings can improve their rank.

>>13120991

Dreamland is more hospitable to Yukkuri then Gensokyo, it seems.

>>13121703
Really?

I did for about five minutes, switching between calming them down, and kicking my overpopulation of Alices and Marisas, but I didn't seem to notice any changes, apart from a lot of points being racked up. Maybe I wasn't kicking them hard enough.

I locked them a Patchouli and Marisa a in the tank in on the first floor, threw lots of food in as encouragement, and produced a Patchy with Marisa's hat. Excellent.

>>13121703
Really?

I did for about five minutes, switching between calming them down, and kicking my overpopulation of Alices and Marisas, but I didn't seem to notice any changes, apart from a lot of points being racked up. Maybe I wasn't kicking them hard enough.

I locked a Patchouli and Marisa in the tank in on the first floor, threw lots of food in as encouragement, and produced a Patchy with Marisa's hat. I'm not sure how to trigger their natural instincts, though. Food and waiting doesn't seem to always work.

>>13122546

Letting other yukkuris beat the hell out of them or flicking them used to do it. Not sure if the update changed it.

The seven properties of life:
1. Order
2. Evolutionary Adaptation
3. Response to Enviornment
4. Regulation
5. Energy Processing
6. Growth and Development
7. Reproduction

Yukkuris obviously exhibit 1 and 3-7, and very possibly 2 as well, so why aren't they alive exactly? People say it's because they are made of beanpaste and other edibles, but we can eat animals just fine, yukkuris can see, move, eat, feel (on a lower level), and can even talk to humans to some degree, I think they are alive and I think there should be Yukkuri Abuse laws in place protecting them from abusers.

>>13123145
Well, they function on magic instead of recognizable metabolic and cognitive processes.

Also "we're living things too" is something that they tend to say while you're about to torture them or kill them or whatever. It's like one of their set phrases.

In the yukkuri universe, life is somewhat cheapened by the fact that they have fecundity on par with Tribbles, and function more like bacteria than mammalian life. There's simply too many of them for human rights to be practiced.

Also, they're really annoying.

>>13123145
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL THEM ALL!

Or let yukkuri kill yukkuri, who gives a shit.

another update.

>>13123145
>1. Order
Possibly, but highly dysfunctional in their natural habitat

>2. Evolutionary Adaptation
Only in some stories, I don't see yukkuris getting any bigger than house-yus, basketball-sized yukkuris just wouldn't exist if it was truly evolution

>3. Response to Enviornment
response to abuse, you mean

>4. Regulation
don't seem to have ears, nose, feet nor hands, yet are magically capable of hearing, scent, walking and manipulation of objects

>5. Energy Processing
differs between stories.. from being able to metabolize pure garbage into bean-paste, to only being able to consume sweet things. what about protein? what the fuck is the orange juice healing effect about?

>6. Growth and Development
There's not a single organism on earth that can grow its children from external stems and be both male and female at the same time. big differences between stories

>7. Reproduction
yeah whatever, DNA also "reproduces", doesn't mean DNA per se is life.

I don't see any reason to categorize yukkuris into any of the domains of life. If anything, I'd categorize them as plants and not as animals; certainly not as chordates. And as far as law goes, you're allowed to abuse the living shit out of anything that isn't a chordate

>>13123165
Fuck off mestizo.

>>13126981
What'd you say about me, you little bug?

>>13126980
Well, yukkuri clearly have cognition, metabolism, and reproduction.

It's just that they're annoying, and deserve to be tortured to death. Like Danish people.

>>13123145

One must remember Gensokyo is a pre-modern society in which it is considered acceptable to eat outsiders. If humanity doesn't even get full rights, what makes you think the pastries will?

It is adorable how S ranks greet other yukkuris now by saying their name. PATCHHHYYYY.

>>13127097
Don't bully danish people sweden.

I just killed an S rank ko youmu accidently by dropping it in the bath because it was dirty.

I guess their flimsy ribbon doesn't make much of a boat, I feel bad.

;__;

>>13130282
Disable evil mode, and they'll all bob in the water.

>>13130282

You can clean them by petting them now. Although if they are too shit smeared/beat up they need a bath/lake. I killed a baby Marisa by accident by holding her underwater in the fish tank when she didn't have her hat on.

Does the football achieve anything besides getting them to bump it around?

>>13126980
You've never taken a biology class before have you?

>>13130581

If you throw a little one in the toilet and then manage to throw it in there without bouncing out they will be stuck in the bottom of the toilet crying and screaming as it blocks them and they get stuck in the little drain.

>>13130622
That doesn't sound like a Catholic thing to do.

Also, Alice can rape in the shop. Not even being behind bars can stop the Alice. She got bitten by Flan after the fourth time, but she kept going.

>>13130670

Yeah having a Fran eat all the other Yukkuri in the shop is a great way to fuck Reimu over.

>>13130679
She and the Remilia types don't seem to want to eat Sakuya.

Am I right in thinking they won't eat Patchouli either?

>>13130688

They eat patchy. None of mine or any I encountered would eat Sakuya even when very hungry. Cs would rape her though.

Also I am not sure what triggers random..ochibichan scream fests. My Frans and Remis start doing it for seemingly no reason (no abuse etc). Maybe it is when the little ones wander too far away?

>>13130610
tell me where I was wrong

Saikyou! Saikyou!

Marisa~!

>>13130670
God, I want to kick that Alice so bad.

If only there's more torture option, like cutting their peni-peni, eyes gouging, tongue cutting, burning their feet, etc.

Next Update :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SELpRPHckCg

Shadow rendering and more realistic yukkuri forest.

>>13131579
Fuck this is gonna lag so much

>>13131579

KICK THEM.

>>13131668
soon anon. soon...

Well that is new. A little one was just playing with a giant poo poo.

>>13131579
Nighttime got a whole lot spookier.

>>13131579
Instead of grafics, I'd rather he focused on interactivity and yukkuri personality.
Right now they are just balls that yell out canned lines and animations given certain stimuli.

>>13133337
>Instead of grafics, I'd rather he focused on interactivity and yukkuri personality

I'd rather he focussed on inventing more ways to abuse and love your yukkuri

I messed around some more with the rapist Alice in the shop.

It seems Remilia types can be immobilised by rape (that is to say, they can't bite while being raped, they can still move and cry, and so forth). Rape is a tried and tested way of defeating vampires.

However, when Alice falls asleep, she can be bitten by any Remi (even much smaller ones) freely, without waking. A sleeping rapist is a vulnerable rapist.

都会都会

>>13130766
Gladly.
>>13126980
>Possibly, but highly dysfunctional in their natural habitat
Not sure what you mean by "Possibly" they exhibit obvious order in their structure. Jesus Christ they have eyes, can see, can speak, can move, they're not just some random agglutination of molecules. Also, being dysfunctional in an environment has nothing to do with order either so I have no idea why you mentioned that.

>Only in some stories, I don't see yukkuris getting any bigger than house-yus, basketball-sized yukkuris just wouldn't exist if it was truly evolution
You usually don't see evolution in the period of one generation, but you can see certain yukkuris with strange traits such as a blue ribboned reimu, or you notice some sort of combination of two yukkuris occasionally when they mate. You can't witness people evolving before you, but you can see how people can change ever so slightly through generation. The slight differences we see in Yukkuris could probably illustrate at least possible evolution. Even bacteria which reproduced asexually evolves due to mutations. If mutations cause certain special yukkuri like blue ribboned reimus then we can see the steps of evolution.

>response to abuse, you mean
Which is an example of response to enviorment. They can feel hungry, they can feel hurt, they eat, sleep, shit, see, talk (in basic forms), ect. They obviously respond to environment.

>don't seem to have ears, nose, feet nor hands, yet are magically capable of hearing, scent, walking and manipulation of objects
This doesn't even make sense. Not all animals have ears, nose, feet and hands.

>>13130766
>>13135390
Here's some more.
>>13126980
>differs between stories.. from being able to metabolize pure garbage into bean-paste, to only being able to consume sweet things. what about protein? what the fuck is the orange juice healing effect about?
Some bacteria subsist off of Hydrothermal vents. In just about all stories the yukkuris seem to eat things, process the energy, and use the energy to stay alive. I don't know what the orange juice healing is about, but hey what is stapling wounds shut about?

>There's not a single organism on earth that can grow its children from external stems and be both male and female at the same time. big differences between stories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budding

>yeah whatever, DNA also "reproduces", doesn't mean DNA per se is life.
DNA doesn't reproduce, DNA is replicated with the assistance of many proteins and other parts of the cell. If you left a strand of DNA alone by itself, it would never replicate. But say, if you stuck that DNA inside of a membrane with some proteins and whatnot which would replicate the DNA, it is alive. Now you have a simple cell.

>I don't see any reason to categorize yukkuris into any of the domains of life. If anything, I'd categorize them as plants and not as animals; certainly not as chordates.
This is where I really started to think you had no idea what you were talking about. I have no idea why you'd classify Yukkuris as plants given as they don't undergo photosynthesis but more specifically because they obviously do not have plant cells due to their large ability to move. inb4 venus fly traps, yeah no, no plant with their plant cell walls could bounce around like a yukkuri.
>And as far as law goes, you're allowed to abuse the living shit out of anything that isn't a chordate
>It's ok to torture lobsters but not Lancelets

>>13133337
Isn't that what we all are?

>>13135443
I like to think I have more witty lines than a Yukkuri for any given situation.

>>13135390
>>13135407
I really want to reply to you, but I feel that it makes no sense.

Yukkuri have a skin made of flour dough, their inside are made from a type of (bean) paste, they manipulate objects with their hair, they speak without vocal cords and without having lungs, they pee without having a bladder, they poo without having a colon, they think without a brain, they're born with a hat on their hat. An illusive organ called a "paste core" seems to maintain their life

Although most things you say are correct, I can pretty much nullify your entire argument by reminding you we're talking about a talking pastry and not an animal made of folded protein. You really are a fucking retard.

>>13135529
>Although most things you say are correct, I can pretty much nullify your entire argument by reminding you we're talking about a talking pastry and not an animal made of folded protein. You really are a fucking retard.
The original debate was whether these things were alive or not. If they fit all the categories for classification of life then they are alive, even if their structure is different than most animals. Also, rude.

>>13135538
you can clearly see that your scheme of life's properties has failed when digital entities can be categorized as life.

let me guess, you think viruses are not life, right?

>Watching my s-rank kos play in their aquarium
>11 of them, 8 of they are asleep
>Bored, want to wake them up so they do rub-rub
>Kick them
>6/20

>>13135529
Not him, but you're talking about something that doesn't exist in the first place. How they achieve the qualities of life is completely immaterial. Whether you agree with it or not, it's how they work. If you disagree with it, by all means produce some abhorrent doujinshi wherein they've been altered to please you.

You're moving the goalposts an awful lot, not addressing what he wrote, and choosing to ignore his post in favour of writing things like
>I can pretty much nullify your entire argument by reminding you we're talking about a talking pastry and not an animal made of folded protein.
>You really are a fucking retard.
That's both ad hominem and moving the goalposts in their purest forms.

>>13135597
Again not him, but you're getting pretty desperate. What he wrote out for you was the scientifically accepted criteria for life. You can't turn around, start grasping and "your scheme of life's properties has failed, digital entities can be categorized as life". Digital entities are classified as artificial life.

Viruses can't evolve. They have no energy. They have no metabolism. They can't replicate. It's only inside cells that they can reproduce, which they do so mechanically, because of relatively simple chemical reactions. All cellular life has a single lineage, whereas viruses are polyphyletic. They have no common ancestor. Genetic information in viruses originate from cells.

Take it eajy.

>>13135601
You could have picked one up, and thrown it amongst them.

The kick does a lot of damage. I can't be bothered to parse exactly how much it takes to kill anything, but I daren't go over two kicks before feeding donuts and petting to restore health after I accidentally killed a Reimu.

>>13135671
>Viruses can't evolve
Niggawut.

>>13135505

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

>>13135706
Don't be so picky. They're wholly dependent on cells for their "evolution".

Yukkuri abuse would definitely be illegal in most if not all of the US. The first news report of "TONIGHT WE INVESTIGATE THE DARK UNDERWORLD OF YUKKURI ABUSERS, WARNING WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WATCH MAY DISTURB YOU"
and there would be bawwww,,,outrage, emails, sjws and legislation.


There are many excellent ankos that deal with PETA type groups and hypothetical yukkuri abuse laws.

>>13135597
>you can clearly see that your scheme of life's properties has failed when digital entities can be categorized as life.
It's not my scheme, it's the largely accepted scheme of contemporary science. Digital entities can't really evolve in the truest sense. They can change based on certain instructions the programmer told them to change by, but we don't have a genuine rouge computer virus which randomly modifies itself on its own and through the course of natural selection via anti-virus software changes over time to become better and better at infecting computers. Computer programs are much too simple. Nor can they really do most of the things listed in the original post, if you say they can you're honestly stretching the interpretations.

Also, viruses are not life, they cannot reproduce on their own, they do not have the machinery to do so. Calling viruses life is like calling a blueprint a construction company.

Yukkuris are alive, this is something you must come to terms with. Maybe this is a justification you've been using to make it seem ok to torture things which have a cognitive level at least advanced enough to communicate with humans, but I wouldn't worry about it. In the end, they aren't actually real.

Jackpot. Found a box at night with a pitiful single mother Reimu and six various kos that was right on top of a hill overlooking a lake. Picked up the kos one by one and took off their accessories and chucked them in the water (except for a kotasu that I let keep it). The mother would race down the hill to try to save them but each time I picked up another one she would try to run back as they started crying for her. She would then turn around and run after it after I chucked it in the lake. Finally they all drowned except for the kotasu who is crying and trying to rub rub/push its dead submerged mother back to life.

When they die and there is another one around screaming you can throw the dead one straight up in the air. It will go into angel/dead music mode. The ko/other yukkuri will lean over so it can stare up at it in the sky and cry..scream..whatever. Anyway when they are leaning back like that you can kick them and bounce them in the air with repeated kicks like a hacky sack until they burst.

>>13135725
It would be impossible to prohibit.

You can feed yukkuri their own shit and they'll survive. It's just an incredibly easy crime to get away with.

>>13136537

Oh sure it would be difficult to enforce. But there would be laws and if someone stomped on gutter trash in front of a cop he would be cuffed and stuffed. That and the US would spend billions on research into their magical properties in the hopes that orange juice would one day be a cure for everything.

>>13136685
I prefer to have yukkuri stories emphasize yukkuri for this exact reason.

It gets silly fast when you apply real world norms to it.

Of course, I'd spend all of my time picking up getting trash and putting them in homemade soundproof oubliettes to die.

>>13136537
>incredibly easy crime
You did that on purpose!

>>13039723
DELETE THIS

>>13138421
Mr. Abuse can take it very easy indeed.

Also, it's hard not to make that pun. Honest to god.

The Unity game could really use a pin option like Simyukkuri has.

>>13139629
This makes me uneasy.

>>13139845

MISTER PIN IS VERY BUGGY.

THIS THREAD WAS A LIVING THING TO!

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13140296
You're going to make that anon who seemed adamant Yukkuri weren't living things angry.

We must counterattack.

おめでとう！