/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for my perfect pure waifu

>yuka will never piss on your face
why live

>>13104002
Woah i was actually going to post "First for best girl" after i made the thread. Good work anon

>>13103905
good work on the nyaa links faggot.

should we add their official social media accounts (youtube/twitters/facebook/vine) to the pastebin

especially the vine, since it's pretty active (compared to everything else)

When will there be a new single?

>>13104034
For the off chance it might actually happen someday, anon.

>>13104528
>mfw remembering that date I had with kashiyuka
>mfw I slowly remember it was a dream

she isn't even my waifu but she is the only one I have dreamt of

>>13104106
Do any of the girls have personal twitters?

>>13104629
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3J12NatBlI

Can we please talk more about how cute Nochilda is?

>>13104824
When I met Nocchi at the M&G I asked her if I could give Nocchilda, the character, a high five because I think she is great. She giggled, put on a straight face and received my high fave. I'll never forget, god bless you, Nocchilda.

>>13104106
Sounds like a good idea. Maybe add perfume city and some of the better fan sites too (though I think they're mostly quite inactive)

>>13104841
I really wanted to go to the meet and greet but it seems that since the time I have spent on these threads has turned me into a sperg.

now the thought of something like this makes me red to the ears. its better if I don't subjugate the girls to my autism

>>13104841
>"She giggled"
>anon made nocchi smile
>be me
>can only watch perfume in a dark lit room
>in front of screen
>tfw you'll never make your waifu smile irl

why live?

>>13104941
*subject

>>13104824
I like how she started out with a strong foreigner's Japanese accent and then kept falling back into proper pronunciation because it's her own language, and then with English she started out pronouncing things really well and then slowly kept stumbling until 'influ...renchiaru...'

>>13105064
She's so cute (;-;)

lewd edition
its been a long time coming

>>13105211
contributin'

Why does Ijiwaru na Harro is better than Cring Cring?

>>13105403
because it's magic and it gives you the feeling of no tsundere gf

did we ever find out which one was a /jp/?

>>13105499
If I have to guess, it's the 2nd from the left anon at the top

>>13105499
I can't imagine how awkward that was. There is nothing worse than trying to communicate with someone with which you don't understand each other's language.

>>13105523
each girl had a translator on hand

>>13105556
Lol still awkward

>>13105568
I wouldn't dismiss the possibility that some of them may be fluent in Japanese. Heck, if I know that I won the lottery to M&G, I will study all nights to prepare for the day.

>>13104824
She is so lively in radio shows, stop saying she is dead inside ( ; _;)

>>13105589
>she is so lively in radio shows

Only because she doesn't have to be herself

>>13105586
Look I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little bit jealous

You want something to talk about? Here.
ITT: We guess what songs Perfume are gonna perform at SXSW.

My three bets:
>Spending all my time
It's their international debut song.
>Party Maker
Because EDM.
>Polyrhythm
I mean, it got them famous in japan, maybe overseas too.

>>13106187
well I was pleasantly surprised when they did GAME at LA so they might do it at SXSW since it's such a great dancing song.

>>13106187
I forgot, also tell the reason why.
>>13106264
Oh, I forgot GAME. That too.

>>13105568
You can keep thinking that, it's okay to downplay something you missed out on.

>>13105523
At one point, A-Chan was explaining her favorite movies to me and why she liked them, the translator was having trouble so A-Chan got a bit flustered, asked for another translator and started acting out a bunch of physical expressions while they pulled over another translator. I bounced back what I could gather from A-Chan's body language (at one point she was acting out Iron Man's hand blasts, it was cool) and tone of voice through the new translator. A-Chan got really excited that I understood her, put on a big smile and then held my hands :3

>>13106187
> Spending All My time
It's a must
> Cling Cling
yeah, it's the newest singl afterall
> Spring of Life (album mix)
well i've only seen WT2

>>13106652
I hate you ;_;

what...

>>13107296
...happened

>>13104930
It really sucks that perfume city is dead, I blame facebook and tumblr, it gives people the daily perfume dose they need without fulfilling the full purpose of perfume city.

there isn't any sense of community anymore, thats why nothing gets subbed.

at least skymods and deane's list are still somewhat "active"

also discovered a youtube account that has every perfume locks (from 2012 onward) and achans radio show (but nippon only)

https://www.youtube.com/user/PoToAoJJr/playlists

>A~chan

>>13107302
Age

>>13107296
>>13107302
she's still a semen demon.

It ain't comfy enough

>>13108346
it isn't anymore - i was enjoying there being no posts for the last two and a half hours

>>13108359
Seriously. Nigga ruined it.

i wonder what the girls are upto nowadays, it's too quiet.
The only thing i know for now is they're hosting music japan on NHK and the upcoming fabulous concert.
anithing else i'm missing?

>>13108414
They're secretly recording a mega album that will be better than GAME, Triangle, and Level 3 combined.

do we have all the pta's upped somewhere? if we don't, i don't mind downloading a couple from jps if someone else wants to download another couple

>>13108429
But level 3 was shit

>>13108459
No.

>>13105499
guessing 2nd from right, back row

he kinda looks like the guy in this blog about WT3

http://sakura-publishing.com/sakurawordpress/?p=534

>>13108686
that's the guy that wrote that piece, but is he anon?

>>13108459
correct

>>13106187
I am hoping they do EDGE, but probably not gonna happen ( ; _;)

Clockwork would be nice, it has a cool dance.

>>13107733
Thanks anon.
Requesting to put this in the OP on the next thread.
Thank you.

Wow.
It's been weeks since the P.T.A. DVD 7 was released, and I still don't see links.
There's no torrent even in jpopsuki.
Is Perfume fanbase seriously kill?

An anon in jpops is selling perfume merch if someone is interested.
If you don't have an account, then wait for him to sell on ebay.

>Is anybody here interested in buying some of my remaining Perfume promo posters? I had a large collection up until recently but most have now been sold to fund other things.
>They are the offical Japanese ones that came with initial releases of their singles in Japan, I think most...if not all, are OOP.
>All Japanese B2 in very good condition (+ 1 x Taiwan promo poster).
>I have Spring of Life B2, Magic of Love B2, Sweet Refrain B2 & Sweet Refrain small promo version (the small version was for the Taiwan release I think and is just a slightly smaller version of the Japanese one).
>I would prefer to sell them all together and I would prefer to post within the UK or most of Europe...though I will consider posting to the US & Canada if postage is covered. I don't post anywhere else.
>I take Paypal Gift.
>I will do all 4 for £55 delivered within Europe but I am open to best offers. UK buyers have the most flexibility on price as that is where I am located so it saves me on postage. US/Canada is open to discussion.
>I have Trianlge (album, both versions) left as well but I am keeping those due to rarity / the fact they are a complete pair.
>I will probably keep this advert up for a week or so and then they are going to ebay.
>Posters will be sent rolled, they have always been stored flat in a special art briefcase.
>If anybody here buys them they can have their choice of a free J-Pop poster included as well, which I will list/arrange via PM.
>Thanks.

>>13109198
Its a shame he is selling them as a set, I would buy the magic of love and spring of life ones but the price being bumped up by the sweet refrain ones put me off as I wouldn't want a poster that makes my waifu look like shit thats why I love the cling cling poster.

its one month of protien or this so I will take a pass.

I can pretend she is beautiful if i only pay attention to the right angles

>>13109520
>taking supplements
like an true faggot

>>13109520
>Perfume x Lifting Master Race

bruh

>>13109577
>muh true natty

>>13109598
Sup normalfag, shouldn't you be on Habbo?

>>13109619
If it helps you sleep at night I am still a virgin with no friends. Can we hang out now?

>>13109619
We don't do this shit here son

>>13109577
I'm cutting and I don't like the idea of eating a ton of tuna a day.

if you don't take supplements your ancestors will be disappointed that you are not taking advantage of the age you live in

>>13109805
Just don't buy into the expensive ass supplements. It's just protein.

what member do you think most girls like?
also what do you think attracts them to different members? seeing as yuka fags like yuka for her body A~chan fags like A~chan for the "muh perfect waifu" and nocchi fags want someone as depressed as them.

I see a ton of chicks as obsessed with the girls as we are, just wondering what it is they like. and rather than asking them directly I thought "wouldn't it be better to do what we always do and make wild assumptions based on small events."

>>13107302
She got better hair and slimmer cheeks but her skin has deteriorated

>>13109888
I like Nocchi because I feel bad for her

I like A because she is the boss and had the talent

I'll get back to you on Yuka. I don't have a strong opinion on her but I like her too.

I don't see any of them in a sexual way and don't even think they are super attractive(although they have their moments) but I think that's because they dress very modestly.

>>13107337
Yeah, I'd like to try my hand at subbing stuff, but my jap is shit, and I don't know to use a sub editor :/

>>13108440
I think they're all in the pastebin. Not sure whether they're at best quality tho
Inb4 >amuse
>quality

>>13109930
>amuse
>quality

>>13109888
Nocchi is the most popular member so probably her. Perfume fanbase is split pretty evenly by the sexes in Japan but idk about the west.

>>13110026
Pretty sure A said the western fans are mostly guys. She said it in that article where people were offended by her comments of gay people.

>>13109914
Go on translate one.
I'll be happy to do the sub editing/timing.

>>13109913
From my observation most girls seems to like Yuka.

>>13106187
>tfw when you plan on going
>tfw when you look up the venue
>tfw when you're going to have to sit through 3 hours of DJs at a gay bar

It'll be worth it though..r-right?

>>13110026
>Perfume fanbase is split pretty evenly by the sexes
I like that about perfume. Shows how far they are from run of the mill idols.

>>13110280
>I like that about perfume. Shows how far they are from run of the mill idols.
>Shows how far they are from run of the mill idols.
>Shows how far they are

Fucking knew it. I'm still not that prepared for their retirement.

Daily reminder that yuka is a lazy bitch.

>>13110707
what is this supposed to imply?

I've asked this every time you've posted it. The dance looks fine to me.

It clearly implies she is a lazy bitch

>>13110707
If anything Nocchi was the weakest and Yuka was the most into it. And I like Nocchi and don't care for Yuka.

Something tells me this has something to do with her unnecessarily crying and apologizing for a supposed sub-par performance and now shitheads are using it against her.

>>13110707

If anyone is interested, Amazon Japan is selling the Perfume JAV.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/switch-language/product/B0093K79A2/ref=dp_change_lang?ie=UTF8&language=en_JP

It's the DVD too, so it can definitely be decrypted. Can't confirm if they ship out of Japan though.

>>13111087
They should be able to send it out but the again, Amazon JP isn't too clear on selling adult products out of Japan.

>>13111087
Now we'll just have to wait for a kind anon to buy and upload it.
I believe in /prfmgen/.

>>13110130
hmm, aite. i'll see what i can do.

>>13111163
Could always just use Tenso.
It's not like it's an onahole or anything.

>>13111465
>>13111087
Damn I want to buy it but the last time I used Tenso it took 3 months to get to my house.

>>13111424
Sweet.
Mail me or pastebin or put it ITT.

perfume PTA stream is up, in glorious and resolution
https://mega.co.nz/#!99JwFKQR!Xu4kieSM4eppAZnvrRmQC78cSXChVAfKLsCuLP4Vb9U

>>13111559
why would they lower the resolution?

>>13111559
holy shit someone actually recorded it
you have no idea how happy i am right now

>>13111559

Thank you

>>13111559
Holy shit.
Thanks anon.

>>13111559
Also, PerfumeCity has a fresh english subbed video by user JzX.

Check it out.

>>13111705
I forgot the title name
>[ENG SUB] Perfume - Space Shower TV VIP (2013.09.29)

>>13111559
Did you upload it anon? Or from another source? Thanks again.

>>13111083
Make a webum of the static camera version so we can make a better judgement.

>>13111716
it was uploaded to wpta site and I just downloaded it and uploaded it to mega.
make sure to put the link in the OP of the next thread.

ITT: we post are deepest darkest secrets

I prefer the clean sound of level 3 to the synthesized sound of Triangle handyman + clockwork > dream fighter + the best thing

also

I want to bone yuka

don't tell anyone about that last one.

>>13112844
>handyman + clockwork > dream fighter + the best thing

>>13112844
> Level3 > Triangle
Seriously?
i want nochi to take me to a park, hold my hand and whisper to me that everything is gonna be okay
also
I like perfume because it was once parodied on gintama

>>13111559
You are doing god's work anon!

>>13112036
Yes!
May you win a girl in your life.
Thank you anon.

>>13112844
I prefer the original/demo version of poririzumu
Especially when the verses came.
And it has less autotune

But I'm pretty confident that it may not bring them the fame they got on the released one.

>>13114302
my exact thoughts anon

>Ijiwaru na Hello = Nasty Hello
>based on how Nocchi translated it in PerfumeLocks

Question:
Isn't it supposed to be Evil Hello?

>>13114847
no warui is evil, ijiwaru is mean

>>13114866
Well that cleared it up.
Thanks anon.

>>13111705
>>13111711
Can someone put this eng subbed video in nyaa or googledrive?
Please, thanks.

>2015 will start out slow but be their best year since 2008, mark my words

look where yuka is pointing

>>13116088
That's got to be one of the shittiest res pics I've ever seen. Good work amuse.

anyone got a timestamp for tsundere Nocchi on the PTA stream?

>>13109888
I'm a female Nocchifag and I feel the opposite about her. I've been taking care of people since I was little, so if I were her waifu then I'd do my best to balance her out with my own personality without being too overbearing. I want to protect her smile by being her housewife and her prince all in one, but I can't promise that I'd be cool enough for her.

As you can probably guess I get romantic feelings for idols a lot, but Perfume seems to be staunchly straight group. It's not like I'll ever have a chance to date any of them anyway, so I try to stay positive. Fantasizing is fine, isn't it? By the way, I'm into older women/christmas cakes so the group only becomes more attractive to me by the day. If I ever heard a Perfume member do an ara-ara routine then it would probably kill me.

Where is the anon with the lewd Nocchi gifs? I didnt save it now I regret it everyday

>>13116980
it's around 00:48-00:49 when Nocchi shows her valentine gift

>>13112844
>handyman + clockwork > dream fighter + the best thing
nah son
handy man and clockwork are fucking great, though

>>13117017
This one?

>>13117337
Yeah man that is it.

Now where is the rest? Pretty please?

>>13117337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgP_Ant6RTo
nocchi is cute.

>>13113819
Gintama? Can you recall which episode or season?

>>13117664
I am not "the anon with the lewd Nocchi gifs" but I will do my best.

>>13119968

>>13119979
>imageboard
>one image at a time

>>13119983

perfume gen needs more memes.

>>13116088

Hey guys, new to 4chan and to this Perfume thread.

Never knew this was more active than Perfume City. I think I found my new home!

>>13120263
fuck off from jp

>>13120763
nocchi fags are still butt blasted that our perfect waifu blew her the fuck out.

>>13120817
how does such a warm girl have such a cold gaze.

Senpai noticed us!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MtGAC3j9KtU&feature=youtu.be

Sorry but the thread was dead as fuck anyway :)

Senpai noticed us!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=kBcqzmHR2uY

Sorry but the thread was dead as fuck anyway :)

>>13122079
thread too slow but no need to resort to that
gonna try and get this back on track with something perfume related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwpZ-zxVoRA

>>13122098
But it is Perfume's show and it is their agency kohais :(

>>13120920
>all that jelly

>>13122098
are you the uploader?
if so can you time stamp that shit so its easier to skip to songs

when will she show us her belly?

>>13123497
when she is no longer in perfume, mark my words she is only going to up the lewdness as time passes.

>>13123532
The day I see her belly is the day I quit fapping to porn

>>13123532
yuka is the first perfume that made me diamonds.

>>13123675
>you will never get to press your face on yukas amazing legs.

If I die without getting to do this, I'll kill myself

>>13112844
Tried to leave perfume, tried unfollowing them because being too attached makes my life a mess.
Only lasted 2 days.

Is there really a way out once you get addicted(including aidoru if some of you have)?

What is the general consensus on Cling Cling? I personally like the song a lot. It starts off with a great intro, slows down a little but by the end of the song it just sounds unstoppable, its amazing. If only Display were a full song this would be my favorite Perfume single, I think.

>>13123825
there's no way out, I mean I went nuts for a month after seeing them live...it can be tough

>>13123836
when it first came out this was my opinion: Cling Cling > Display = Ijiwaru > Hold Your Hand

but now it's more: Ijiwaru > Cling Cling > Display = Hold Your Hand

Ijiwaru is particularly interesting imo because it doesn't really sound like standard perfume while not exactly sounding like kyary either, so hopefully it's like some sort of new 'fun' direction nakata's pursuing

Cling Cling is just pure kyary but less stupid, Display is nakata indulging in repetitive EDM again, Hold Your Hand is a comfy song but not very interesting.

I hope Display gets a good album mix and nakata makes more tracks like Ijiwaru

>>13123854
>but now it's more: Ijiwaru > Cling Cling > Display = Hold Your Hand
>Ijiwaru is particularly interesting imo because it doesn't really sound like standard perfume

Correct. Ijiwaru is pure magic and is one of the best songs Nakata's made in years.

>>13112844
I had a dream I fucked Yuka last night

>>13123825
the only is to apologize for your heresy and keep loving perfume

>>13123825
the only way is to apologize for your heresy and keep loving perfume

>>13123870
tell me more.

>>13123859
Ijiwaru's melody is so addictive, I'd put it in my top 5

>>13124011
I'm going to greentext: excuse the dream blog and the sexual graphic nature pls

Don't say i didn't warn you yukafags

>Be me
>In dream
>Meet this cool as guy
>In real life I have no friends, but in this dream i really get along with this guy
>We're heading to the library laughing just doing stuff people with friends do
>Suddenly this mean guy pushes him over
>Oh no! my new friend!
>meanie chases my new friend all across the library
>I need to help my new bro out
>intercept the guy chasing him with a spear tackle
>everyone in the library cheers for me
>I feel like i belong, I feel like i could be someone
>go to the couch in the library
>start having sex with Yuka Kashino of Perfume fame
>Start by making out, then start rubbing those tits
>eat her asshole out
>she starts doing that thing that pornstars do in JAVs when they rub the crack of their anus against your dick
>Feelsgoodman
>Suddenly step mum and dad appear
>They look at me in shock
> They think i'm having sex with my little brother
>turns out I am
>start to realise it is a dream, tears through my eyes as i keep going at it
>wake up
>no best friend

Felt bad man, but at least my pants were clean

>>13124068
Oh shit, this is nice. I kinda li-
>They think i'm having sex with my little brother
>turns out I am

>>13124068
haven't laughed that hard in ages.

that shit has happened to me before,
>having sex with a woman you have been desiring for ages
the dream is finally here
>girl turns into a dude, your brother or cousin or some shit.

wake up from the pure disgust.

>>13119988
Pretty.

>>13119968
>>13119979
>>13119983
>>13119988
>>13117337

hnnnnnng

Why is Nocchi missing here:

http://bakufu.jp/archives/161082

>>13124068
>>13124077
>>13124082
Who are you quoting? And why are you here when you clearly belong on normie sites?

>>13124228
likely interviewing someone else, he last few episodes have done that

>>13124228
I wonder if A-chan once interviewed Acchan?

>>13117017
>>13117664
>lewd Nocchi gifs
Do you mean the nocchigasm?

>>13117017
>>13117664
"Oh yeah anon, give it to me. Oh yeah don't stop"

>>13124228
kek, the entire first screen is nothing but porn ads

>>13117017
>>13117664
"Oh yeah, I'm coming anon. Look me in the eyes while I come. Oh yeah, oh yeah!"

>>13124232
go away

>>13124232
see
>>13109768

>>13117017
>>13117664
Since this thread is the "lewd edition", these are actually quite appropriate.

>>13124513
I need to get a hobby or something.

>>13124788

>>13124797

do I have to choose just one?

>>13124800
doing gods work with these gifs
any chance of using webm format in future?

>>13124832
only during waifu wars.

we are all at peace now so you have time to choose who's army you enlist into.

Perfume musical peek
2008

GAME
love za warudo
dreamfighter

perfume appearance peek
2010

A~chan at the perfect weight for her structure
nocchi still has fringe for most of the year and has a decent curtain the rest, face has become less round and is less cute and more sexy as a result
yuka's sex appeal fully activates making her 100% lewd no cuteness was lost in the process making 100{% lewd, 100% cute and 200% beautiful. an impossible being

https://vine.co/v/OQPV5iE15Eu

>>13123497
>>13123584
>>13123532
if you search the internet hard enough, you'll find it.

please post perfume wearing glasses. yuka always looks cute in them.

>>13125710
2 qt

>>13125058
fuck webm
and fuck shilling for google

>>13125710

>>13125710

>>13125134
>opinions

>>13123150
not uploader, but timings:
0:00 - 4:16: Electro World
4:18 - 7:43 Laser Beam
7:46 - 12:22 Baby Cruising Love
12:27 - 16:17 Spring of Life

>>13125208
social media strategy may be awful but if they post cool shit like this its ok

>>13125710

>>13126503
ハカ田は可愛いだね
^-^

>>13126518
>no Nagisa Cosmetic

Also Coltemonikha is goat nakata

>>13126528
>like 3-4 good songs
>goat

2hip4me

>>13126518
>he banged them all

I can't live with this.

I got to meet Perfume after winning their M&G lottery, is there any point in joining the WPTA?
By already having won, aren't I pretty much assured of not winning any future M&G lotteries?

>>13126848
>is there any point in joining the WPTA?
Not unless you want pictures of kashiyuka's ugly cat.

>>13126884
which cat are we talking about??

>>13126884
What is her cats name?

>>13126962
>>13127237
Lyon.

Why does Kashiyuka like putting stuff on her head? Waiting for the day she does shoe on head

>www.oricon.co.jp/rank/js/y/2014/p/7/
>tfw #70

>>13125064
I have chosen Nocchi

>>13128258

>>13128258
I'm a yukabro, but great choice anon

>>13128258

>>13128294
Yuka was a close second

>>13128290
>>13128294
>>13128314
Thank you all for the welcome

>more nocchifags
Kashi>Nocchi>Bullygorilladiva-chan

>>13128424
>Bullygorillajellydiva-chan
Fixed that for you anon.

choosing:
>yuka
body-wise
>nocchi
waifu-wise
>a-chan
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>13128290
>tfw you recognise your screenshot by its dimensions

>>13128435
>>13128430
>>13128424

This thread now belongs to the NocchibroxYukapal alliance

>>13128472

Sorry but yucky yuka and no-cheese Gnocchi ain't got shit on Aww~chan

>>13128603
more eww-chan

>>13128642
Literally 2cute. Lovely Awwlmao~chan

>>13128642
i fucking love this woman

>>13128642
There are so many pictures you could have posted with bad angles but then you post her in one of her 10/10 angles to prove your pointwat

so much happy <3 <3

>>13128603
>no-cheese Gnocchi

How is this an insult

>>13128755
Nocchi tried cooking italian dumplings but forgot the cheese = baka nocchi

>>13128653
>>13128705
>>13128711
that was the joke. Kashi is my waifu but there's no excuse for not liking all of the girls.

>>13128755
Hey guys, this nerd likes his gnocchi plain XD

>>13128472
what is this degeneracy I see.

A~chan army is the smallest already we can't deal with fighting an alliance.

this truly is an unsafe place to be an A~chan fag now.

>>13129470
Don't worry, I'm on your side.

what is she..

>>13129628
thinking about?

>>13129628
>>13129631
What game is she gonna play after finishing the boring interview and go home.

>>13129631
>>13129628
what ever amuse made her do to keep the band going.

ahhh....
a thread a week really is comfy.

Perfume JAV?

Like did one of them actually get dicked in front of a camera or is it a parody or what.

>>13130187
parody.

>>13129748
>band
ahahahahaha

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k623rpwmgi2nBw7x4uB?start=2
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k7IyCNqZ8aSEjS7x4c1
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k7DnvPn6ZGkHfn7x4lT

>>13130308
band2
band/Submit
noun
noun: band; plural noun: bands
1.
a group of people who have a common interest or purpose or who share a common feature.

suck a dick pedo

>>13130348
nigga copy and pasted from a website
bahahahaha
didn't even use the musical term
>nigggaaaaaah lmao

>>13130316
First girl
>psychopath eyes
>pretty cute
>looks like nao-chan

second girl
>homely
>too homely
>damn nigger how are you even an idol
>not even a member anymore, I feel sorry for her

third girl
>so much better looking than the other two
>way cuter
>glasses
nothing this unbalanced since vanilla beans

>>13130368
>they don't scream

http://deaneslist.tumblr.com/post/112648027362/perfume-locks-march-2-2015

new locks

>>13129470
as smallest army perhaps its best we fight a gorilla campaign....

>>13131197
if you knew how much insulting my pure waifu hurts me, you wouldn't do it. \

can we at least agree that A~chan is the best. fuck you guys, you all have shit taste

>>13131193
yuka watches shows at 1.5 speed.
Intresting

>>13131193
Nocchi really does believe in this hoccus poccus shit doesn't she?

>>13131237
notice I used 'we', I'm actually A~chan fag as well

racked with guilt and self loathing for bullying purest waifu

will commit sudoku to atone

>>13131335
that gives me an idea.
how about we all kill ourselves and then blame it on nocchi.
nocchi already suicidal kills herself and nocchi fags already depressed and looking for a reason to kill themselves follow her.

A~chan then sings a beautiful song at her funeral with her amazing voice and then crys. all yuka fags will see this and change banner

I have done the math so its has to work, I won't wait I've already got a helium tanks. you guys make sure to follow me.

>>13131367
I'm a Yukapal and this isn't going to work, son.

recent photo of onigiri, without much make up.

>>13131408
Never hold a mic without both hand, giving us strange ideas.

>>13131408
This remind me of the earlier era Noochi

>>13131408
>>13131423
I like her new haircut.

>>13131431
for example

>>13131367
一本！

i was having this conversation with a friend and she loves kpop she told me kpop has many variations like rnb, rap pop saying how it was more versatile and how jpop was kinda one thing. And i told her thats exactly the reason i love Perfume, cause they are so different from most western style music. Actually i wouldn't even classify them as Jpop cause they are much more. How would i say it on my playlist Perfume are right now competing with Black Flag and Motorhead. So i think kpop might be popular cause there are more people that want the popier sounding but different looking kpop.all i say is i have been listening to them since 2010 and its like a drug :) can't stop listening.

>>13131750
>she told me kpop has many variations like rnb, rap pop saying how it was more versatile and how jpop was kinda one thing
if she only classifies jpop=akb then she's wrong.

>>13131750
kpop is more malleable because its based purely on tourism. Kpop is subsidized by the Korean board of tourism. The Hallyu wave was manufactured entirely and it's the reason why Korean pop groups usually go to Japan/attempt to break out internationally once they hit national fame in Korea.

Perfume've got a pretty limited market because they aren't pure memeshit like Kyary or Babymetal and they aren't desperately clawing for westerners like the Korean groups do but I think their management is doing them justice. Limited shows that still sell well > Memeshit.

Do you think the girls are already experiencing that "shit i'm running out of time"?
I mean, they're 26/27 year olds now right?

>>13131933
running out of time for what?
i doubt they are concerned about a career after Perfume.

>>13131933
>>13131942
family ofc.

>>13131750
>it was more versatile
K-rock, does this even exists?

>>13131872
this.

Korean music litrually just sounds like American music and japanese music. they steal a style completely and invent nothing original. people only listen to kpop because it what they are used to but in a different language so they get to feel cultured for listening to it.

every person I have ever seen listen to anything that wasn't English always listened to shit that sounded exactly like our music but you couldn't understand it.

thats why I love perfume too, because hackatas music is original even when he is copying trends he adds a twist to it and makes it not fresh but enjoyable

you will never be a tower records mascot and have nocchis leg around you

>>13131872
>pure memeshit like Babymetal

When will Perfume sing live and stop being stage props for Nakata?

>>13131872
Dude they changed their entire sound to western sounding edm when their Japanese typical idol shit wasn't working and they are one of the few Japanese acts to play in the west. Perfume is probably the most western sounding group in Japan but their videos are just as "memeshit" wtfjapan, let's not kid ourselves.

>>13132331
Go away cuck

>>13132351
>but their videos are just as "memeshit" wtfjapan, let's not kid ourselves.
Lol, you're comparing Perfume to Kyary in terms of memeshit?

>>13132389
Bad wording. They aren't just as bad but they're also guilty of wtfjapan stuff.

>>13132353
Son, we are all cucks in the Perfume general

>>13131750
Lol guys this is a youtube comment

> mememem hoppose

>>13132085
is the same dude from Read my mind?
was the killers associated with tower record?

>>13132496
Yes, Gachapin.

>>13131933
Most likely they'll be active till the 2020 Olympics when they may be asked to perform on opening and closing ceremonies along with other Japanese artists, so I wouldn't be worried just yet

>>13133212
>2020
>They'll be over 30 years old
>I'll be 30 years old exactly
I wonder what sort of feels will I feel on that day

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2in0ru
>yfw TVXQ has probably slept with all 3 of Perfume
First they banged SNSD now them..

>>13125766
impressive. I am not the only one it seems.
Keep it up.

Also: nocchi the cutest

>>13133212
The people of Japan is with us. According to this poll by yahoo.jp Perfume is voted for the most wanted artist to perform at 2020 Olympic.
http://polls.dailynews.yahoo.co.jp/entertainment/10031/result

>>13133562
At least its not pre-2010 TVXQ

>>13133562
a-chan probably did
but never her.
Look at her.
Look at her eyes.

>>13133912
10 guys

>>13131872
>meme shit
you keep saying this but i doubt you even know what it means faggot

>>13134004
ITT:we get proof that baby shitters still check our threads to see if we are talking shit about them.

its the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

do yourself a favor and spare you extra sensitive feelings and leave the thread and don't come back.

HAHAHAHAHA
I didn't know this happened.
http://www.tokyohive.com/article/2015/01/capsule-to-hold-their-first-one-man-tour

>>13134022
Or maybe some people are fans of multiple japanese artists and not just one. The insecurity among some Perfume fans is hilarious. They are idols. They are manufactured. There is no reason to have some smug sense of superiority as if they are some group beyond all the rest in japan when they're guilty of the same shit. Maybe you should leave jp since you think every other artist is shit but perfume because they are supposedly so non-japanese.

>>13134386
>>13134022
>>13134004
Yeeeeeaaaaaaa, whether he's a babyshitter or not or whatever I don't really see how Kyrary and Babymetal are just 'memeshit'. Does 'meme' now mean 'anything I don't like' or something? In what way do either of them have anything to do with repetitive braindead parroting of ideas/jokes/etc?

Ignore all samefags
Ignore all screen cappers (they are samefags that are good with paint)
Ignore all babymetal fans even if they claim to be fans of both (they are lying)
Ignore toshiko posters

next time one of you baby faggots get rectum ravaged because someone doesn't like your meme shit. go complain about it in your own thread.

meme shitters are not welcome here.

>>13134468
Ok. Your /jp/sie super sleuthing (when in doubt, samefurrrg!) aside, I still don't see how Kyrary and 'Babyshit' or whatever I'm supposed to call them to be accepted are just 'memeshit' Is capsule memeshit too?

>>13134468
>tells people to ignore things by not ignoring things

Don't forget this is /jp/. Not everyone here is ONLY a fan of Perfume like you(most aren't). What I find most funny is that you claim they don't try to appeal to westerners but yet they're so non-Japanese. wat?

Go at em cuck, I'll grab the popcorn.

>>13134531
best girl

>>13134442
>>13134499
Babyshills in full force today

Nocchi is cute

Did you guys here they are subbing world tour 2nd. not impressive seeing as they had a translater for most of it but it does show that they will likely be subbing anything else they release in Europe.

get hyped for gurrun gurrun tour subbed,

>>13134212
"CAPSULE and Nakata Yasutaka are scheduled to appear in various events."
Wut? Something seems fishy.

>>13133912
sorry too busy looking at her thigh shadow

>>13135623
and sexy

>>13136681
does she have the biggest bust?

in this general:
>pitfags/yukafags
>nocchifags/depressiondetectives
>afags/gorirafags
>faggots who "hurr durr my group is the best group."

What are you anon?

>>13136862
I was the first pitfag, so, represent.

>>13136737
everyone knows A~chan has the biggest bust. nocchi has the smallest everything. apart from overall frame. that goes to yuka.

yuka really has the most perfect body on the planet.

if you like the whole autistic explanation it goes

A~chan
much wider frame
largest bust
wider hips
pretty small waist for her structure
shortest
god like ankles (if you like that thing)
less shapely legs (due to her being to skinny for her bone structure)

Nocchi
rectangular frame
thin legs (still quite shapely)

Yuka
thinnest waist
amazing curves
best legs extremely shapely
small perfectly shaped hips

in my opinion
body
1#Yuka
2#A~chan
3#Nocchi

face
1#Nocchi
2#Yuka
3#A~chan

personality
1#A~chan
2#Nocchi
3#Yuka

>>13136862
mfw I'm a depression defective and a pitfag but my waifu is A~chan

i'm sorry I just look at things objectively. so I can't kid myself into think another girl is the best.

>>13136928
>personality
>1#A~chan

nigga wut?
she's the first perfume i've heard that bullied her other members, even if she's treating it like a joke or what.
have you even watched nocchi's motivational speech?

>>13137123
where do i watch?

>>13137123
okay m8
lets all write a letter to amuse to request Nocchi or yuka lead the crowd during live performances and lets see how long perfume lasts.

no matter how you feel about what A~chan said to nocchi, everyone I MEAN LITERALLY EVERYONE who has met the girls has said A~chan was the warmest. sure people will say "but nocchi is still my favorite" or something along the lines but they all admit that A~chan was charismatic, kind and welcoming.

you can claim this is all an act all you want but even so it takes a lot of strength maintain that persona for 12 years without letting as much as a frown slip past.

I love nocchi a lot she often wrestles A~chan for my favorite girl spot but it always comes back to A~chan on account that she leads the group, she hypes of the crowd, she carries a smile thought everything she does and then people have the audacity to dislike her as if she isn't 50% of perfume though only if you are excluding nakata and mikiko

call me a sperg but nocchi and yuka look at A~chan as a mother figure and their leader for a reason. its because they know they couldn't do her job.

>>13137146
>@9:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGZAz20Gv0

>>13136928
Bust / hip: Achan
Leg / face: Nocchi
Leg / Pit: Yuka

>>13137162
>you can claim this is all an act all you want but even so it takes a lot of strength maintain that persona for 12 years without letting as much as a frown slip past.

have you seen what happened to a-chan's smile?
try comparing her smile from 08-10 to 13-now.
you'll get my point.

One two three four I declare a waifu war.

Let's not forget yuka apologized through tears for supposedly disapppointing her fans with her Tokyo Dome performance like a cuck.

Kashicucka

>>13137162
>that pic
that's gold

>>13137193
No, she disappointed herself. She's a perfectionist.

Even though Tokyo Dome was beyond perfect she wasn't satisfied with it.

>>13137181
looks pretty intact
lol just kidding shit weak but at least she can still actually smile have you seen nocchi at her worst or yuka now she is look burnt out. I already said in January that this would be the year of nocchi

>>13137203
2015 will be the year Kashi finally takes accutane.

>>13137203
Have you watched the recent stream?
Nocchi had the best smile and laugh at the recent Feb 14 stream.
I think it really IS nocchi's year, she looks so happy.

>>13137203
shit English let me re type
>>13137181
lol just kidding that shit is weak but at least she can still actually smile have you seen nocchi at her worst or yuka now! she is looking burnt out. I already said in January that this would be the year of nocchi

>>13137201
>She's a perfectionist.
>dates ugly guys
i don't get it anon

>>13137218
see >>13137213

>>13137201
No she's a cuck

>>13137213
>I think it really IS nocchi's year, she looks so happy.
Happy it's over soon.
>>13137219
It's not real. la-la-la-la-la I can't hear you.

>>13137221
I agree nocchi during the stream was radiating more then their hometown. its so good to see nocchi happy, Ironically she thinks this is going to be the worst year of her life because of her witch doctor ball shit but I predict that this is the year will be great for her and us. maybe her fear of her bad year is what is making her post so often on wpta. her cute selcas really make my week

>>13137192
Amuse edition!

>>13136944

That jiggle...

Dammit hand stop going into my pants!

>>13137234
>>13137239
you will never have the best sex of your life with yuka and the finish on her fringe then call you the next day crying saying "she could have done better"

if this feel alone doesn't kill me then I will surely commit suicide to rid myself of it.

does anyone have the video of nocchi getting bullied about having no friends? please post link

>>13137263
>finish on her fringe
that's the worst feeling of all.

>tfw i will never finish on her fridge

Why live

>>13137270
mediafire com / download/t6jw9s1eiv7110c/Domoto+Kyodai+%284.20.08%29+-+Perfume.avi

>>13137263
>call you the next day crying saying "she could have done better"

This made me hard.

Imagine hearing yuka's husky crying voice begging you to come over and have morning sex because she wants to make up for the bad performance she did last night.

If that isn't the best feeling in the world, then I don't know what it is.

>>13137287
>nocchi bowing and accepting blindly for the sole purpose of variety
nooo my waifu :(

>>13137287
Put this on the pastebin. It's an important part of Perfume lore.

Perfume is like wine

>>13137327
They get better with surgery?

>>13137363
Leave already cuckshitter

thanks

>>13137284

so I'm not the only one with that fantasy.

>>13137391
>haha hey guys I am one of you now right?!

>>13137414
It's truly the best

>>13137426
Where have I seen this post before? In pretty much every thread. So you are the sole cancer.

>>13137452
I bet he's the gb2/detective anon too :3

>>13137452
>>13137490
samefag

I'm not gonna derail this fine thread. I know you like having the last reply, so you can have it. newfag!

>>13137490
>detective
>>13137497
>samefag

kek, nice work anon

>>13136077
This is gay news. Capsule without Toshiko is just hakata and a CD DJ turntable. What next? Perfume one man tour?

If a~chan is the mother figure of prfm. Then doesn't that make Toshiko the kind old grandma of the hakata clan?

>>13137732
>>13137117

>>13137743
>newfgag in charge of private eye

Glorious Awww~chanlmao

>>13137260
too late...

>>13137743
Perfumes live performances set them apart from Capsule. But without Capsule (Toshiko inc) there would never have been a chocolate disco... GAME. Triangle. Edge...
There would just be 3 women who occasionally talk fondly of there days at beehive.
Nakata letting kyary cover classic Capsule songs and then this one man show shit. Just poor form.
Now don't get me wrong I'm not discrediting the hard work the 3 girls have done in the years since there big break. Or am I trying to say that Toshiko has anything near the stage presence of the girls, I mean for the most part she just jumps around and just looks like she is having a good time.
But she played a role in how things have turned out. As well as sung on a lot of cool tracks. She deserves better than this. Much better. So raise your glasses in honor of our fallen O bāchan. She will be missed (well by me and the guy from the bbm thread that comes here to troll by posting toshiko images).

>>13137888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj8d_21pDtE

>>13137933

>>13137888
other than finding it funny that toshiko fags are btfo I am not suppressed by nakata doing this. I always knew he thought toshiko was replaceable or expendable. I do think that its pretty fucked up though, capsule fans that go to see him (and they will) are really encouraging bad practice.

during capsules shibuya kei period she carried them it was her unique voice that made the songs good, not his basic ass beats.

so when he says "anyone can sing in capsule" he is right for capsule NOW but not capsule then what is what made him famous in first place.

maybe its true that anyone could sing prime time or starry sky but only toshiko could sing guraidaa or retro memory

>>13137888
other than finding it funny that toshiko fags are btfo I am not surprised by nakata doing this. I always knew he thought toshiko was replaceable or expendable. I do think that its pretty fucked up though, capsule fans that go to see him (and they will) are really encouraging bad practice.

during capsules shibuya kei period she carried them it was her unique voice that made the songs good, not his basic ass beats.

so when he says "anyone can sing in capsule" he is right for capsule NOW but not capsule then what is what made him famous in first place.

maybe its true that anyone could sing prime time or starry sky but only toshiko could sing guraidaa or retro memory

Matter of time before Nakata is kill Perfume for new mistress cary pampam ;_;