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>>13126671
>Tachyon
Well, close enough I suppose. Howdy.

I haven't written anything in a while, so I'm currently pretty shitty. Or more shitty than I usually am. Blame the horrible illness I got in January, and the Monster Hunter fever I got in February.

Ghosts are olev

which girl gives the best hugs?

Can you make a well rounded little league team of daughterus with your Echidna waifu?

>>13126691
>Close enough
Oh, silly me, Trachyon, right?

>>13126706
The best hugs come from the one you love the most.

>>13043477
Maid type: Nekomata
Name: Ilya
Personality: Cheerful, affectionate and intelligent
Statement: -recording is a purring sound-
Notes: Will stay together with her Master in cat-form when he is at work.

Ilya joined MGC Maid Central after finishing highschool and followed a normal maid traject. She successfully completed her final maid exam at the age of 20 without encountering any major issues. She has since then spend two years helping both the Magical Research Department and the Male Psychology Department at MGC Maid Central.

As a maid Ilya has an average performance and as such performs her tasks without issues at a normal pace. It is worth noting however that unlike regular maids Ilya will always accompany her Master to wherever he may go, even if normally impossible. She has shown to accomplish this by attaining her alternate cat-form and through the use of both charm and illusion based magic. Due to this, Masters can expect service both at their own residence and while at work. Ilya furthermore enjoys surprising her Master with various, often fish related treats.

When not performing any tasks, Ilya can often be found snuggling and relaxing with her Master. She has shown to enjoy sleeping and relaxing on her Masters lap in her cat-form. Examinators have stated to find that scratching and petting Ilya during these times to have a strong relaxing effect. It is to be noted that Ilya occasionally “forgets” to attain her cat-form and trying to lie on her Masters lap in her full form. Nevertheless, the relaxing effect from scratching and petting her has been noted to remain.

Ilya does not perform any kind of sports, while enjoying a fish-rich but balanced diet. She in addition enjoys consuming large amounts of Holstaur milk, which has had a notable effect on her skin and build.

MGC Maid Central recommends Ilya to a Master who enjoys service from a maid wherever he might go and does not mind having a maid who enjoys sleeping and relaxing on his lap.

>>13126711
Yes. The "r" makes it sound cool and unique. Like a special snowflake travelling faster than the speed of light.

>>13126699
I was foolish enough to ask this at the end of the last thread, leaving spook-lust unfulfilled: anyone recommend any good ghost-girl writefaggotry?

>>13126709
I already do! My girls hit over .300 and their defense is top tier. Except for Casey, that's because she's a slime, she can't run that fast.

>>13126729
Pls, my Oni daughteru could beat your team by herself.

>>13126681
Imagine:
>Date with. Pharaoh
>She's formal, prim and proper and well-behaved all through the night
>Charming, even. By the time the night is over, you feel like you've made a good impression of yourself for her
>Meanwhile, she's back at her home, beating herself up over everything she didn't do perfectly
>Groaning over minute details you yourself would never have caught
http://i.imgur.com/XJ1Wl.gif

>>13126729
She's a slime though. She can stretch.

>>13126706
Tundere Centaurs

Tell me how much you love you waifu.

>>13126716
>Special Snowflake
After hearing it in such use a couple times, I now just think of a Glacies Hymen when I hear this.

Anyway, sorry to hear that you were sick. Hope you're feeling better. And having fun with Monster Hunter. Still need to play more 3U myself.

>>13126706
Familiars

>>13126737
Remove horse

>>13126745
I want to do all sorts of things to a Crow Tengu. Nice things, Cute things, Lewd things. Family things

>>13126750
3U is like easy mode, while 4U is like hard mode for MH games.
FU is like European Extreme and Frontier is FUCK THIS GOD DAMNED GRINDING HELLHOLE difficulty.

>>13126755
What's wrong with centaurs?

>>13126745

>>13126766
>3U is like easy mode
Wow, maybe I'm not cut out for 4U then...I was just barely able to slay my most recent hunt, a Pink Rathian.

>>13126727

Niebelfader did a Doppleganger a while ago. Not sure if that counts.

>>13126777
I'm going by single play, by the way.

>>13126770
But she exists in my heart and dreams, so she must be real!

>>13126777
3u is a mix of bag of easy mode because on one hand underwater combat is a shit, on the other hand you get flat innate 50 defense that lets you face tank many things.

>>13126766
FU is hard mode but for the wrong reasons.

>>13126745

If only I knew what it means to love.

>>13126768
Horse pussy

>>13126789
It was awful and glorious at the same time.
Those fucking psychic Plesioths, mang.

>>13126797
Gotta give better details than horse pussy. Centaurs are good waifu's

>>13126816
They also make good burgers at Burger King and McDonald's.

>>13126816
frontgina

>>13126816
glue factory

>>13126766
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

>>13126681
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Nobody you stupid cunt, who the fuck would want to live in a pineapple?
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5 requests pastebin here, recap coming.

>>13126714
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archive. This archive can always be viewed at the following link.

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>>13126706
Fluffy ones

in before lamia full body hugs guy

>>13126827

GRIND THE CARTILAGE

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD

>>13126714
Nice work as always sir.

>>13126789
>implying you have a heart
Wait, your waifu is crow tengu?
That's new. Why?

>>13126858
I'm probably a different anon than the one you were talking to.
But if you're asking, I love them because of their frail, gentle, intelligent looks, there's just something so charming about it.
Harpies (Kikimora included) are already love, and I just really want to hug Tengus on a rainy day.

>>13126727
I want a ghost girl to stare at me when I sleep.

>>13126858
I like them because they seem like nice, kind, intelligent girls that want a quiet and studious life with their husbando.

>"Baba upsies! Upsies!"

So what do you asshats consider an "Ara ara" archetype of MGs?

>>13126911
such an ugly image
then again babies in general are fucking ugly

>>13126911
All the upsies in the world

>>13126911
As many upsies as she wants.

Her mother will get none, mainly because she's too old for them.

>>13126770

>>13126927
>not being strong enough to hold up your hellhound waifu during intercourse

>>13126783
Sadly(?), I am him, so I already read that one.
Thanks for remembering it enough to recommend, anyway

>>13126934
I wish Loen got back already.
I bet he got attacked by his dog like that one Rance game translator.

>>13126934

Well at least you're not in the uncanny valley of irrelevance/loathing and being nearly forgotten, friend

>>13126931
It's not about strength anon, she'd be too old for them she would probably find them childish.

Not to mention she's a bitch, the only one I love is my daughteru

>>13126937
The Ghosts and Zombies squatting at his summer home have surely gotten him.

>>13126947
>Not loving your waifu
Ghastly.

>>13126937
>I bet he got attacked by his dog like that one Rance game translator.
Wasn't he going up to his shack in the mountains to fight some squatters, and then no-one's heard from him since?

>>13126950
Regardless, he's surely taking up a lot of time.
Just what family related things are going on for him?

>>13126955
>>13126957
If I recall correctly, his family has a beach house or some fancy shit, and some distant family was discovered to be squatting there, so now he and his close family are embattled in legal bullshit to get them the fuck out.

>>13126955
Maybe he got stabbed, or is going about fixing up the house after shooing them away

>>13126940
Well if I WAS stuck in a half-life limbo maybe I'd get some ghost tang. So, y'know, silver linings.

>>13126960
in my country we just hire thugs to physically throw squatters out.

>>13126952
I hate most if not all Hellhounds, so the only way I'd have a kid with one is if I was raped and forced to stay with her.

That's why I'd take my kid and run away, raising her to be a loving switch.

>>13126911
>Giving Upsies to bitch babies.
Nope
You give Upsies to qt patooty babies with smiles.

>>13126960
Should just shoo them out with violence.

>Spaceworm was updated while I was asleep
Neat. Apophis henchman really likes trolling cute girls, doesn't he?

>>13126950
>>13126952

This reminds me. The one classic unwritten undead waifu. The Ghast.

Aw fuck. I think I just found the leveled-up Ghoul.

>Gains paralytic touch
>Acquires jabberwock-tier aphrodisiac breath
>Immensely more powerful and cunning

>>13126963

Pls, Niebel.

>>13126966
Well we were talking about waifus, and if you hate her so much, obviously she wouldn't be your waifu, now would she?

>>13126971
That Anubis was adorable. I'd love to cuddle up with her after a long day on the construction site. Shame I'm not a worker on that (Unknowingly) cursed temple.

>>13126770
shut up mom I just made myself sad

>>13126985
Wrong guy, Dragonslut.

>>13126991
Indeed so.

Second half of >>13126985 meant for >>13126974

Gimme a MG to use as a bully.

>>13126988
>being sad over the truth

Get used to it faggot, being alone is the best thing in the world.

>>13126995
Mantis.

>>13126995
Vampire.

>>13126995
Minotaur.

>>13126995
Cheshire

>>13126995
Mantis could be neat.

Vampire's too common, as is Cheshire, and Minotaur is just plain stereotypical.

>>13126995
Mana Elemental.

>>13126995
Punk-Kiki that was talked about a couple of threads back

>>13126995
Gothic Kikimora in her rebelious phase.

>>13126995
Bullying fairy.
Everyone underestimates her and then she shoves them into a locker with fairy magick.

>>13126979
Nein

>"Baba! Wuv Baba n Muma!"

>>13126995
A good bully would be an ogre.

>>13126995
Mantis

>>13126995
Spooky ghost bullying

>>13126911
>>13127057
Can you stop that shit? Seriously.

>>13126974
Is that pastebin not on the masterlist?

>>13127065
It's cute. You can shut the fuck up.

>>13127065
don't be such a stick in the mud

>>13127065
Dude, fuck you.
It's cute.

>>13127077
>>13127079
>Cute
No, it's autistic as fuck.

>>13127082
I don't think you know what that word even means.

>>13127089
no one does anon
no one

>>13127089
>>13127090
Basically.

>>13127082
No one is forcing you to stay here

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13127082

As opposed to what? Alp roleplaying? Shitstorms? That fucking annoying "I want X to bully Y" meme?

>>13127089
So you believe >>13126911, and >>13127057 are endearing, quality posts? Then you are indeed autistic.

>>13127093
but they are

>>13127100
Don't bother responding.
The kid won't listen to anything you say and probably call us autistic again.

>>13127101

Says the guy with a cropped porn reaction image trying to stir up shit for nothing.

>>13127101
I do find them endearing and I fail to see your logic at how that's autistic, smug reaction image man.

>>13127062
>She uses her powers to knock things out of your hands, or toss them across the room
>She scares you all the time by appearing out of nowhere
>She makes the air around you cold and
trips you up
>She spies on you undressing
>She gives you all sorts of lewd thoughts while you sleep so she can tease you about it

>>13127101
the text? no.
the images themselves? yes.
All monstergirls want to have babies so they'll be an inevitability.

>>13127116
This is my greatest desire.

>>13127117
Unless you're a backseat mod the quality of posts shouldn't really matter too much.

>>13127067
It isn't, but the story gets updates on the blogs so it's probably an oversight.
http://pastebin.com/u/PRW

>>13127121
What if she were to pull down your pants in front of everyone, would you still want to be bullied by her then?

>>13126940
I dunno anon, being forgotten and irrelevant is kind of comfy right now.

>>13127096
I've missed you anon. It's good to see you're still around.

Free daughterus

>>13127132

You're right above Punaldin. Other anon is blind.

>>13126844
BONER BARRAGE

>>13127138
I see nothing but evil in those eyes

>>13127138
I'll take a Wurm, two Ryus, a side of Kiki, and a large Jabberwock.

>>13127134
I have no shame.

>>13127138
>implying those aren't sabbath members hunting for men.
Daughterus and sonerus a WORST

>>13127138
I will take the box

what monster girl would be best at raising a human buy from infancy to adulthood in the ultimate goal of making him her husbando?

>>13127067
>>13127142

>>13127155
Probably a Vampire, Wight, or Lich.

>>13127155
We need more stories like this

>>13127151
>have monstergirl waifu
>she gives birth to a boy
>a human boy
>he has no cool stuff from his mom
>at most some of her human features get passed down
>he's just a human
>like, holy shit son your momma is a dragon and all you have is her nose

>>13127155
Demons, Undead, Dragons, Kitsune, monstergirls with long lifespans in general.

>>13127155
This>>13127160

The undead have forever.
>And you, Husband 23 shall be even greater than Husband 22
>Or even Husband 7, Lucky
>He used to do this thing with his hips...
>Don't be intimidated. I know you'll be grand. >And we have your whole life to practice

>>13127143

THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE

>>13127147
You would let her do whatever she wanted to you? Even if she forced you to do her homework. Or if she spread rumors about the things you would do for money so she could collect it from you?

>>13127171
>what is Incubization

>>13127166
>Sons

>>13126816
Bicorns and nightmares, maybe. Vanilla centaur? Jerks who can't handle their liquor and will make you "take responsibility" even if you didn't do anything. To hell with centaurs.

Frontgina>horse pussy

>>13127179
>implying that humans/incubi live that long
max right now is about 115. I can't see demon mana bumping that to close to 200.

>>13127186
>>13126816
>>13126797
>>13126768
>>13126755
>>13126737

>>13127187
Do you even know hoe Incubization works? Why must you always assume the worst of something?

>>13126911
Fuck off kid, I don't even like you or your mother.

>>13127179
Irrelevant?

Yeah I know undead incubus as said by KC, but I happen to like mortality. Otherwise you become the laziest fuck imaginable. What was the old Death Gate saying about elves? "They're never in a hurry because they'll almost assuredly have near limitless tomorrows to get to it."

>>13127192
because that makes it more fun

>>13127198
I was going to go with the whole "having to put up with the endless bullshit of the world" as a con for immortality, but that works too

>>13127198
>>13127201
So you'd rather just be Disposable Husband x?

Pathetic.
Especially since many such MGs would have the means to grant you immortality regardless of MGE Shenanigans.

>>13127198
>not wanting limitless retrys
>not having the option to die whenever you wish

>>13127175
Most likely. It's not like it would have been much different from my normal school life.

Reposting for cutest icicle
>get curious about glacies' hymen
>ask friend if you can see hers
>she shyly olbiges
>as she spreads her lips and looks away in embarassment, you see it
>a snowflake-shaped hymen

>>13127209
Just because your waifu gets a new husband every century or three doesn't mean she doesn't love you. Have you even seen Highlander?

Besides, the blind people and the dotheads from Gullivers Travels kind of turned me off the whole thing.

Is Polt the best non harem girl?

>>13127155
Any but matango? And dormouse, for obvious reasons.

>>13126714
Can the MGC MC recommend me a ryu maid? Are there any?
>>13126995
Ryu, I want to see one done.

>>13127220
LICK THE SNOWFLAKE!

>>13127220
>break her hymen
>there's blood
>it's not hers

>>13127222
I've seen Highlander, but even then most of those immortals just wanted to die more and more each time they had to say goodbye to another loved one, they just couldn't.

>>13127171 and the like implies that after you'd die, she'd just shrug and move on to the next one. You're just another number who died and is ultimately irrelevant.

Immortality's the way to go. I for one want to enjoy eternity with mai waifu, whether in this world or another.

>>13127220
How would she feel if I felt the compulsion to kiss her spread lips?
How would she feel if I then said I wanted to break her special snowflake?

>>13127222
What I'm getting from you is:
>"I'm totally okay with being an elephant in the room among my waifus plethora of previous and future husbands"
>"This form of immortality is totally like the other"

>>13127225
All the girls are shit anyway.

>>13127209
somebody's insecure over the loyalty of their immortal waifu.
It's okay anon, when your bones turn to dust and all she has left of you are children and half forgotten memories and she moves on will not diminish the time you spent with her and the love shared.
Also, nothing lasts forever.
Your love lasted a long life rather than crumble under the ceaseless advances of time.

>>13127236
Nope.

>>13127246
>"You either die while she loves you, or live long enough for her to cheat on you."

That's what I'm getting from you. And I'm the insecure one?

>>13127236
I LOVE it

>>13127225
That's not Manako.

>>13127244
>not dicking her so hard you become Husband #1
>not permanently changing the shape of her womb to your dick

>>13127225
Imagine helping her in her daily routine while she's carrying a litter of pup daughterus

which mg is best for helping with fevers

>>13127251
by that point you'd cheat on her too.

>>13127252
I don't.

>>13127246
>nothing lasts forever
Nigga you're retarded, AND insecure.
>>13127258
Again, Incubization.

>>13127260
Glacies
Wight
Undine

>>13127261
Fuck that. If you can't make it work for an eternity, then clearly you had issues from the get-go.

But whatever man, you can be Husband #3082, who might get a tiny little plaque or photo on her wall, that eventually she'll forget to even dust after she finally gets a husbando who wants to stay with her for eternity.

>>13127217
Have a spine anon, don't let her control your life. Either stand up to her or turn her into a nice caring girl.

>>13127266
>incubization
Just having fun.

>>13127273
Eternity is a long time.

>>13127266
but it's true, if we're talking forever then it's a 100% guarantee of it ending.
It's a long time.

>>13127273
It's not the commitment I'm scared of, I just don't want to live forever.

>>13127283
>I just don't want to live forever
I would glady live forever.

>>13127282

This. I wouldn't mind living four or five hundred years if I got youth in the package, but after a thousand I'd start thinking Eternity is a really fucking long time.

>>13127288
Boy...

>>13127267
That's a new meta for cosplay tier.

>>13127283
>I just don't want to live forever
Don't get a waifu with an inhumanly long life-span then, you whiny faggot.

Problem solved.

>>13127296
>implying love is a choice

>>13127299
>No one will love you, choice or otherwise

>>13127292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCB9yE9Hcc

If you guys don't want to live forever just marry a mortal girl.

That also means more immortal girls for people who likes them, like myself.

>>13127299
Ok Romeo, be miserable if you want.

>>13127296
>Thinking living a really long time is the same as forever.
Screw living to the heat death of the universe or into the next one.

>>13127296
>futa

Fuck you.

>all these people spitting in the face of the gift of men
it's more than death, it is freedom from fate to forge our own lives, and freedom from this world entirely.

>>13127282
>>13127283
>Get into a relationship with an Immortal MG
>She has the power to make you immortal
>You agree to love her only as long as your mortal life lasts
>She pouts, but goes along with it. She loves you.
>She brings up the gift of eternity every so often, tempting you with it
>You continue to turn her down, wishing to remain mortal
>Eventually, you are on your deathbed
>Your immortal waifu is by your side, crying, pleading, saying your time together was too fleeting
>She repeats her offer
>Even with death's cold embrace staring you down, you hold fast, and turn her down
>She doesn't care any more
>You're too weak to resist
>She does whatever is inherent to her species, and grants you immortality
>You feel your body rocked by a burning pain like no other, as the magics she passed to you restore you to your prime
>You are furious with her when you're able to actually think again
>She doesn't care, she's just happy that you're still with her, and clings to you, holding you in a tight embrace for days
>Finally, you calm down and accept what she's done to you
>Maybe it won't be so bad?
>Time passes, and though there were ups and downs, the millennia begin to wear on you
>In truth, they wear upon her now too
>But she is happy. Content that you were together for as long as you both could bear it
>And together you shall remain, as through whatever magical means, you both end your static existences in this life
>And perhaps, you'll see what lies beyond it
>Together.
>Always together.

Buncha Plebians up in here...

>>13127241
She would be shocked, but not hate it.
She probably wouldn't say no.

>>13127315
How lovely.

>>13127309
Simmer down shitbird, I never implicated the doujin in my post.

>>13127296
>saying this
>never know which MG will spirit you away

Why so angry?

>>13127314
>immortal
You would go insane after a period of time, you'd forget the past unless your memory/brain capacity is phenomenal.

>Another day of school was ahead of you
>You showered, you brushed your teeth, ate your breakfast and just before leaving
>"Don't forget your lunch."
>You turned around to see your Elf mom holding your quite heavy lunchbag
>"I can't see how you manage to eat all this everyday, dear, but you're a growing boy."
>You thank her before saying you need to hurry to the bus stop and quickly leaving
>Aaron's already outside, waiting for you, though he looks uncomfortable
>"What's wrong, afraid of your Amazon girlfriend already, Aaron?"
>He laughs at the joke before giving a serious look and a nod over his shoulder
>"She's already here."

>>13127322
MAMONOMANA

>>13127322
if you forget the past , then theoretically toy are able to experience new things (from your perspective) infinitely

>>13127312
Motherfucker that better not be Aragorn and what's his face.

>>13126681
>>13126830

Hi I’m TheGreens and recap anon is still not here, he tried purchasing a guard dog and wound up with a hellhound

Glass of moose
Ben Garrison>a significant portion of the world’s population
Remove racoon jew
MGE translations
Pantyquest looses his head
Which mistress will I be sold to?
A box.
All the colors of the dragon
Cuddlecore returns
Anon gets off to the “Thick and healthy” women in walmart
It’s like spy vs spy but with a NEET and a shota, and you replace the guns with rape
I pick dhampir.
Writefag-kun returns
They’re like pet names, but fucking unbearable
I’m afraid I have no reason in being a MG’s lab rat
Introducing the newest transformer product: Polt the subaru outback. Boobs and ADHD: they’re what makes a subaru a subaru
>Not making an adventuring party with 11 yandere lizardgirls what kind of cuck are you
GREYGUARD
Senor Escriton-Maricon delivers unto us a story of obesity, drug use and high school
we fight about tits
alp is love, alp is life
BLAME CANADA
Anon faps to be a lichified Josef Mengele
In MGEland, the only thing you can trust is your gun.
Except winchester-chan, that bitch is crazy
Anon replaces his dick with a dog’s dick
Lanternon’s story is slightly reminiscent of fallout
Alps and futa
Anon couldn’t watch Tamers when his mom was in the room, cos renamon made his dick feel funny
Who gave me these jackboots? They’re fabulous!
Anon’s buttocks do their best krakatoa impression when he hears another anon likes minecraft
bully moar cyclops
Nyanon has lots of cheese
PRW is an alien
ALPanon is homeless
If your mother is in good health, she stands a significant chance of surviving boob cancer. An active lifestyle can do wonders for medical health.
Having friends outside a website full of cucks also does wonders for your medical health

>>13127322

That was what happened in Gulliver's travels to the guys born with a red dot on their bodies. They couldn't die or be killed so they just aged until they went full Alzheimer's ward and begged in the streets.

Are nuns monster girls? A denial of the self is not normal human behavior.

>>13127326
>Amazon girlfriend
I don't like rape and guro stories

>>13127336
Make sure to omit more things in your next recap, it still seems a little cluttered.

>>13127341
Dood this one is relatively short, a third of the thread has been skipped

>>13127339

Human girls are the OG monstergirl.

>>13127330
Yes, that's Boromir and Aragorn.
I can never find anything of the more obscure characters. Where's Forlong, Imrahil, that dude from Morthrond that lost both of his sons to the mumakil, the lord of the green hills, Angbor, and Hurin of Gondor? Not even a Beregond.

>>13127340
Amazons don't roll that way, the MGE kind anyways.

>>13127322
Magical means of processing or storing memories to prevent such issues would be a simple matter for a Lich or some such.

>>13127344
Oh. Fuck you then.

>>13127347
We allready had this fight, and said fight led us to determine that's a load of piss.

>>13127344
>>13127312
I'm reminded of that one little sketch of an MGE-ified "The Hobbit" cast.

Bilbo was the only character still a boy.

>>13127350
It was pretty obvious who they were.

>>13127356
>he still decides to fuck no bitch
can't blame him, that ring is a better waifu despite being pure evil and a ring.

>>13127232
Bad idea
http://i.imgur.com/mUM0lpz.jpg

>>13127336
>Anon’s buttocks do their best krakatoa impression when he hears another anon likes minecraft
Ayyy finally got mentioned in one of these

>>13127354

>said fight led us to determine that's a load of piss.

What's a load of piss?

>>13127354
>We
>us
You don't speak for 51+ plus people.

>>13127365
Im not sure that's what you want to be noticed for bro

>>13127314
No, fuck this, I would only take it if I could die when I tired of existence.

>and then anon proceeds to psychologically torture his waifu as he tries everything in order to doe

>>13127326
>Her, being Lexi, the kikimori who'd been giving you trouble for the past year
>Your heart sank as you saw her staring right at you, eyes piercing you from the confines of her hoodie
>She points and motions for you to come over, to which you obviously comply
>She beat a dragon's ass, of course you would.
>"Eyes down, nerd. Now where's my homework."
>You quickly fetch the report you typed up for her, to her specifications, and hold it out, eyes locked on a small rock
>She snatches it away and you hear her shuffling through the report
>"It passes, now, you know the drill."
>You grab her bag and shoulder it then step exactly two steps to her right and one step back
>You follow her in this manner, just like every other morning, making no sounds while she occasionally looks back at you
>You know not to make eye contact.
>It's but five minutes before you arrive at the bus stop and you see Aaron and Eris watching you

>>13127354
>We

>>13127370
Likewise to you.

>>13127369
That MGE amazons are a bunch of wonderful people.

>>13127374
>If I could die when I tired of existence
Did you not read the end?

>>13127336
>Recalling previous shitsorms in recaps
Are you fucking retarded? That's something RecapAnon would NEVER do.

>>13127375
>Aaron and Eris
might want to try to be a tiny bit more original with your names, anon

>>13127377
Unlike you I never implicated the entirety of the thread, as I don't speak for them.

>>13127390
Well, to be fair, the other guy was named Alex, and an Amazon is very different from a Hellhound?

>>13127314
seeing as how it was for the length of the mortal life and the current one isn't I'd dump her ass and get myself a nice centaur to ride the empty steppes with.
Life may not be over, but love sure is.

>>13127363
>That one with the guy who trained by putting his dick in the snow
>that ending

Not cool

>>13127371
Anon, why would I care what people with shit taste in vidya think about mine? I only come to these threads for Monster Girls, ergo those are the only opinions that seriously matter. Once MGU begins filtering in here and brings their shit taste on Monster Girls I'll bail. Until then I could care less. I don't mind fun shitposting arguments about vidya when the thread is slow and shit.

>>13127395
True enough. Still pretty close though

>>13127386
>Recaping the thread
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RECAP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.... uh....
What in sam hell is the point of a recap if you don't recap events? A sports team does not only recap games that they have won, or points that they themselves have scored
Ignoring arguments would make a recap pointless

>>13127339
Humangirls are the real monsters.

>>13127386

We've told him this before.

He doesn't care. In fact he LOVES the fact he gets to contribute to the recognition of said shitstorms

>>13127398
Or too cool?

>>13127402
You got noticed for the depth of your analpain, not your taste

>>13127402
>Anon, why would I care what people with shit taste in vidya think about mine?
Because getting furious and making a broken, ineffective argument about someone's opinion before even giving the person to write their opinion in full is immature as hell.

>>13127225

>Actually saving one of the Pokemon shitty joke things I did

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>13127383

What do you think they are?

>>13127408
>would make a recap pointless
What's the point in doing recaps if you aren't even going to do them well? You're just a shitty stand-in for someone that actually had a clue how to do them.

>>13127397
>Implying she'd let you go before you forgave her
She's been at this immortal thing longer than you have anon. She didn't give you immortality just to let you go so willy-nilly.

>>13127375
>The bus arrives shortly thereafter and you all get on with everyone sitting down in their usual seats
>Except you, you get to stand in the aisle blocking the open seat next to Lexi
>The bus ride is uneventful, as usual, though you elicit stairs from some of the other monstergirls
>Again, as usual
>After getting off, you take up your usual position and follow Lexi to her first class, calculus
>You follow her in, and set up her desk for calculus
>Pencils in the top right, notebook middle and textbook, yours to be exact, in the top left
>You wait until she shooes you away before slowly backing out of the classroom before booking it
>You make it, barely, into World History before the bell goes off and hurry to your seat, next to Eris

>>13127408

>What in sam hell is the point of a recap if you don't recap events?

Just recap meaningful events. People want to remember good things, not bad things. Shitstorms aren't good things to remember.

>>13127429
"Shitstorms" only start because inflammatory assholes can't keep their autism in check.

>>13127408
Not that guy but I always assumed the point of the recap was to pick out interesting news, writefagging updates, and new bits of threadcanon to call them to the attention of anyone who might have missed them. Off-topic shitstorms don't seem relevant to me.

>>13127413
When all you guys do is shout "You're butthurt", I don't feel butthurt, only a smug reassuring feeling.

>>13127417
>Getting Furious
Projecting

>Broken, Ineffective argument
But no one bothered to counter my argument or present their own, only "You're butthurt." So how was it broken or ineffective?

>about someone's opinion
>Implying this thread doesn't always fight over opinions all the time about everything

>before even giving the person to write their opinion
I'm sorry, I didn't know I highjacked their keyboard and prevented them from ever typing up any replies to me. I'll make sure not to do that in the future.

>is immature as hell.
Yeah, it's almost like we're on 4chan or something.

>>13127267

>Still using that translation
>Dracula never once says that in JP

Really, I figured their Nipspeak would be a higher level.

>>13127433
I don't disagree but how is that related to the post you quoted?

captchal: imnew
fuck you captcha

>>13127423
So the best way to do something right is to do it in an incomplete form?

You know, if you want to try yourself, go right ahead, heavens knows I've got better things to do than spending an hour summarizing a 4chan thread.
>>13127429
>People want to remember good things, not bad things
Just like how you don't remember that one super awkward moment in middle school.
But you do regardless, because it is an important part of who you are.
>>13127434
>new bits of threadcanon to call them to the attention of anyone who might have missed them
See, as I see it, the shitstorms are part of threadcanon. There's no rule saying we're not allowed to post MG NTR in these threads, but if you do you'll be hated. It's not a rule, but it might as well be.

>>13127433
I think you may misconstrue how many of those shitstorms are actually intentional.

>>13127444
>Implying that translation isn't one of the best lines ever
I don't care if it's a Wooleyism, or just plain shit, I think it's a great line.

>>13127453

>>13127412
What's cooler than cool? ICE COLD

Dude's dick froze and snapped off, that's not cool

>>13127446
>the shitstorms are part of threadcanon
Wat.

>>13127442
>Getting Furious
You were mad, were you not?

>So how was it broken or ineffective?
by your logic needing to read the instruction manual means a game is bad.

>I'll make sure not to do that in the future.
you didn't steal their keyboard, but you did jump to the assumption that they thought one thing or another before they had the chance to write.

>Yeah, it's almost like we're on 4chan or something
To me this seems like saying acting like a tool at a sports game is ok because "it's just a game"

>>13127390
I based the names off my friend and his girlfriend's names. Have they been used before?

>>13127427
>She shifts in her seat and whispers, "You don't have to-"
>You cut her off by holding your hand up, as usual and pull out your textbook.
>Class goes by smoothly as does most of the day, you "escorting" Lexi to class and barely making it to yours
>It's no time at all before it's time for lunch and you're already headed to the roof, lunchbag in tow
>You wait barely any time at all before Lexi's walking onto the roof herself
>"Eye's dow- oh seems you've learned. That makes my job easier, now get out my lunch and do your job."
>You set her lunch up and then head back to the rooftop door, to make sure nobody interrupts her by eating with your back to the door
>You eat in silence, staring straight ahead.
>After all, nobody comes up here for lunch with her around.

I just lost where I was going with this. So, what do?

>>13127466
>replying

Good job.

>>13127469
"Alex" and "Eris" are the names of a Hellhound and her Shota from PRW's story.

And as for a direction, how about something to explain why this anon is such a bloody doormat?

>>13127446
>shitstorms are part of threadcanon
What? How?

>>13127466
Stop responding. He outright admitted he's shitposting. Just report and ignore.

>>13127446

>Just like how you don't remember that one super awkward moment in middle school.
>But you do regardless, because it is an important part of who you are.
>the shitstorms are part of threadcanon

Sure I do, but I would certainly like to erase it from my mind if I could, because it's a bad memory.

Mate, look.

Whatever happens directly to you that makes an impression is always hard to forget, be it good or bad, but here, we have a choice.

We can choose not to bring back previous shitstorms that pissed the Janitor off to the point of nuking us numerous times.

We can choose not to remember all the stupid shit that can easily cause a brand new shitfest.

You can choose not to cause said shitfests by not mentioning them in recaps, something almost everyone here likes.

Why? Because they're bad memories, and nobody likes bad memories.

Also, you wouldn't want alot of Anons to start getting mad at you for doing something you can easily avoid, right?

>>13127446
>So the best way to do something right is to do it in an incomplete form?
By your logic, adding shitty and unnecessary ingredients to a good dish will improve its quality and make it taste better?
>See, as I see it, the shitstorms are part of threadcanon.
Nah, you can just fuck off.

>>13127466
>You were mad, were you not?
I mean, not really. Why would I get mad over the internet? You don't really think when people call something shit, they're raging and throwing their keyboard around, do you? No, they just call it shit.

>by your logic needing to read the instruction manual means a game is bad.
You're equating needing an entire wiki to beat the game an "Instruction Manual"? No, an Instruction Manual tells you controls and basic tips to help the player get started, and isn't needed past the first level when the player learns through gameplay. Minecraft's wiki is a Player's Guide, and without it, it would be near impossible for a player to know most of the recipes, let alone make it to the games half-baked ending.

>you didn't steal their keyboard, but you did jump to the assumption that they thought one thing or another before they had the chance to write.
I hardly think making a logical assumption that was hardly a stretch and they could've easily elaborated on and explained if I had assumed wrong is a big deal.

>To me this seems like saying acting like a tool at a sports game is ok because "it's just a game"
That's just the general culture and type of attitude you normally display here. I mean, you wouldn't act the way you do in front of your grandmother on 4chan, and so on. Different social situations and atmospheres call for different etiquette and expectations. If you came on 4chan expecting civilized and PG-rated discussion then do I have some bad news for you.

>>13127444
>complaining about this
>one of the most iconic lines in vydia
>complaining about this 18 years later

>>13127469
>You finish eating and look around the roof
>Fence, fence, fence, skylights for the top floor, more fences and you lock eyes with Lexi
>Oh shit.
>She looks surprised that you are staring directly at her before standing up and walking over
>She towers over you, and yet you still stare right at her and the next thing you know your face is jammed into the wall
>"What did I tell you." A statement, not a question
>You remain quiet as she calmly presses your face slightly harder into the wall
>"You are to serve me. You are to be my slave. You are not on my level. So why did you look me in the eye?"
>You mutter out, "Accident," quickly and she takes some of the pressure off of you
>"I didn't hear you, did you just claim that an act of rebellion was an accident?"
>She's pissed. It's been almost two months since you looked her in the eye. There'd been close calls but not this.
>Your thoughts are cut short but her letting go of your head, only to drive her knee into your ribs
>"Shall I reteach you the ways of obedience, Anon? Do I have to, or can I let you off easy this time?"
>You drop to your knees in front of her and place your forehead on the ground, ribs aching from her blow
>"I won't defy you again, the mistake was mine."
>You hear her make a strange sound, like she's choking but remain still, and she mutters out a quick, "Stay away from me today."
>She grabs her things and leaves the rooftop and you wait several minutes before getting up.
>The warning bell rings and you grab your things and head to class.

>>13127481
Oh. Woops.

>>13127336
>I pick dhampir
The hell is that?

>>13127375
>Kikimora bully

Wut?

>>13127532
very neat bullying

>>13127524
...well, I'm intrigued by this abusive Kiki if nothing else.

>>13127525
might be the thing with the childhood friend being taken away by undead society.

>>13127524
>Dom Kikimora
yeah no fuck off, you subs try to inject your fetish in everything, let us have something for once

>>13127544
Don't sweat it, we have come to a tacit agreement, we get to make hellhound our bitch.

>>13127552
>Hellhound Sub
It says in their encyclopedia though you have to be "Better than a God", you can't sub them, sorry.

>>13127079
Underrated post. Gnome had the most compelling dialogue.

>>13127562
Oh look, another person who thinks MGE is the word of god.

>>13127562
>kikimora beating a dragon
>being a bully

we've gone far past lore at this point, son. No brakes on the sub Hellhound train

>>13127544
>>13127562
Stop this right now you autistic motherfuckers.

>>13127563
How do Mr. Cumberbatch and the Hellhound correspond to one another? Explain it to my plebic sensibilities.

>>13127562
Yeah, if you guys are gonna be making dom kikis, we are gonna have sub hellhounds. Fuck off right off the tip of my dick, alp.

>canon mattering that much in modern settings

>>13127544
>>13127552
>>13127562
No you don't. Not for the xth fucking time you won't.

>>13127567
>>13127574
They won't stop, the anal pain of the dom/sub anons will never be soothed.

>>13127574
Que?

Grapesnakes are infiltrating the thread. Do not trust what they say.

>>13127544
>>13127552
>>13127562
Fuck off. All of you.

>>13127586
The colorfag need to go back and retry the texture of her scales.

>>13127596
Make us.

>>13127596
Heh, typical of subs. No argument, just "Fuck off".

You have 50 dom monster girls, we have 5 at best. No need to take them to, just use a Thunderbird if you want a Harpy Dom so much.

>>13127524
>The rest of the day goes by in a flash and you hurry home afterschool
>You pass the house that had just been purchased at the end of the block and overhear shouting but ignore it
>You walk in the house, throw your bags down and try to rush to your room but you're caught by your mom
>Without skipping a beat, she lifts your shirt and looks at your chest before sighing
>"I told you she'd leave you be if you gave her what she wanted after long enough, dear"
>You respond just like normal with, "I know, mom."
>You stiffen when the door opens and you hear your dad walk in. You try to pull your shirt down in time but he see's what's been done
>"Son, you need to defend yourself or something. You can't let her walk over you like that. She's a kikimora, for frick's sake."
>You open your mouth to respond but he holds up a hand
>"Remember how you used to do judo when you were younger? A new place opened up three blocks away. You're enrolled."
>He hands you a letter with the address of the place and says, "You start tomorrow, now let's eat dinner."
>Dinner's nice, as always, but is interrupted by a knock at the door.
>You go to answer it and are surprised to find an older kikimora standing there and behind her, oh fuck
>It's Lexi, who looks royally pissed off, especially considering you just looked her in the eyes again.
>"Hi, my name's Patty and this is Alexis and we're two of the three newest neighbors that just moved in, we just wanted to introduce ourselves."
>The only thing running through your mind is how the fuck did someone like Lexi get someone nice for a mom.
>"Mother, I didn't want to do this. I'm only here because Dad told me to go with you. It's almost dinnertime, let's go."
>With that, she's gone. Her mom mouths a sorry at you before following her. You're going to die. Holy shit, you're dead.
>You go back to dinner and tell your parents it was someone who got lost.
>Your night is peaceful though you can't help but imagine what Lexi is going to do to you

Would you let your waifu record a sex tape of the both of you? She may or may not show it to her friends.

>>13127599
>>13127604
You're just intentionally trying to stir up shit, aren't you?

>>13127596
How do you know if they leave or not? Everyone's anonymous, telling people to fuck off is the usual knee jerk reaction but it never works

>>13127604
He's telling both sides to fuck off though. You don't know he's a sub.

>>13127599
>>13127604
Samefag harder.

which monster girl do you think is the hardest to make enough food for?

>>13127567
>>13127574
>>13127596
Just report both sides.

>>13127462
>>13127482
Did I not explain that in the very post which you replied to?
>>13127485
I understand the appeal of deleting the shit, but I do see our constant arguments as a very important part of what we are. If a dude came to these threads and talked about how much he loved futa Cheshires, he'd be crucified. Not because they're not MGs, they clearly are, but because past arguments have repeatedly displayed that ANYTHING futa or controversial just isn't welcome here. There is logic behind deleting the bad, but I just feel it pales in comparison the logic of putting it in. It's an opinion thing in a way.
>>13127492
You didn't actually understand what I said. So I'm just gonna move along.

>>13127617
>>13127614
Obviously, so stop responding.

>>13127614
No, yet you're the one telling people to fuck off outright. You're the one with the problem.

A Hellhound cannot be made to be sub.
A Kikimora will not suddenly develop the desire to dom you.

But there may be rare examples of each species who, in the first place, go against the norm. The current greentext is one such example.

Now would you shitstorming faggots shut up and quit yer whining?

>>13127618

>>13127621
Reporting is for rule breaking, not people having different opinions as you that may or may not be controversial.

>>13127627
That's not me, you retard.

>>13127606
Do go on

>>13127618
Afraid not.

>>13127606
You're the faggot who wanted to do a story to trigger people, don't you?

Well, this thread is already off to a shitty start, guess I'll go back to playing vidya for now until later tonight.

>>13127611
No because I wouldn't have a waifu.

>>13127623

>If a dude came to these threads and talked about how much he loved futa Cheshires, he'd be crucified.

But that's what should always happen. They have an entire board to discuss that shit, and we don't need them to spread their fetish here. Besides, they're on 4chan, what the fuck are they expecting?

If he weren't a regular in the threads, he wouldn't even know Recaps exist and therefore wouldn't read through them/check the archive for past shitstorms that his fetish generated.

He's not gonna bother wasting his time with that shit, he's just gonna come here and start posting, to which we'll hatefully reply.

As for the actual regulars here, they don't really want to go through this kind of shit again. New thread should mean fresh start.

>>13127511
This is getting into unrelated stuff so I'll keep it simple.

Minecraft does need a tutorial. There are very complex things going on inside that you wouldn't be able to figure out yourself.

I like mincraft for a lot of reasons:
I like how it's simplicity makes it equally appealing and accessible to children and adults.
I like how it's diversity and atmosphere promote creativity and exploration.
I like how the necessity of looking for materials yourself, as well as the possibility of creepers coming along and ruining it all gives your creations added value and a sense of mortality.
I like how it's simple design is easy to interpret, but also allows people to create complex and beautiful displays.
I like how it's randomly generated nature makes every world new.

yes, I'm done bloging now.

>>13127623

Fuck off.

You've entered the likes of Bob and Negawalker with this little rant of yours

>>13127632
What are you so angry about?

>>13127646
ELVES

>>13127637
>ie
>>13127628
>A Kikimora will not suddenly develop the desire to dom you.
Well, according to the guide they DO "dom" their masters if they find them lazy/unmotivated.

>>13127649
>>13127646
FUCKING ELVES

>>13127651
It's more like manipulating them into a man who wants to, and whom they want to, dom them.

>>13127653
Look at that depraved heathen.

What horrible atrocities do you think she's planning?

>>13127604
>Guy tells both sides to fuck off
>Call him a sub
I mean, if you're going to bait, don't make it so evident

>>13127651
They take care of their business, feeding them nutrition meals and akin care of the small stuff so they can focus on work an become great.

>>13127525
We were given a choice between a down to earth dhampir or a haughty vampire with lods of emone.
>>13127643
>New thread should mean fresh start.
But it's NEVER a fresh start. The same people come to every thread with their same opinions. Did people like anubises last week? Well they sure as shit will this week because the same people are here. I like to use recaps as an introduction of sorts to new people. They come in, they see what happened last time, and using that information they'll be able to predict what's going to happen this time. Perhaps a "MG slang 101" Thread sticky would be better, but until now, it's just what I do.
>>13127645
which is totally worse than your "little rant." Dude I'm just explaining my actions, take it for what you will.

>>13127604
>we have 5 at best
Somebody post the list please.

>>13127653
>>13127649
>>13127646
Can I talk to you guys about my totally original character for D&D 2.5E?
He's a Drow ranger that dual wields swords, is chaotic good, has an animal companion, and fights to prove that not all Drow are evil!

Jesus Christ the shitflinging is so massive it's hilarious.

I should be 300% mad at all this shit but I'm just laughing.

>>13127642
I'm sure you would have one. They'll love you even if you don't love yourself.

>>13127672
welcome to 4chan I guess. I wonder if it would be better or worse if everyone had to use usernames

>>13127667

> Thinks everyone who replies to him is the same person

Congrats NegaWalker. Your arrogance survived the name change.

Now fuck off and stop namefagging in an attempt to become the next ELH/LDR. We don't take kindly to either here.

>>13127649
>>13127653
They ARE haughty, and tsun, which is always shit. ALWAYS!!!

>>13127672
I laugh at them too, makes me feels good

>>13127672
This is the worst start to a thread that I have seen in a while.

>TFW Polt is lewd

>>13127667
Holy shit you're so fucking butthurt right now

>>13127667

>But it's NEVER a fresh start.

Then let's do what we can to make it as close to one as possible.

>I like to use recaps as an introduction of sorts to new people.

We already have the most helpful advice for newcomers: Lurk more.

Let's just use the Recaps to remember the good things, like RecapAnon wanted.

>>13127676
Whatever you say anon.

I'm just here to read some stories and have nice discussions and yet all you guys do is bitch about how people have different tastes than you. Seriously you are acting like a bunch of autistic fourteen year-olds.

>>13127688
>Implying that's not what we are

>>13127691
Touche

>>13127651
>IE

What of it fag.

>>13127688
Look at the clock, anon. It's evening on a weekday. At least half of this shit is intentional. Just report the obvious ones and come back later when they go to bed.

>>13127606
>You wake up the next morning to your dad shaking you.
>"Get ready and head to judo. Dust off the skills you used to have and protect yourself, son."
>He leaves and you pull yourself out of bed and to the bathroom.
>Shower, brush teeth, get dressed, grab a change of clothes and you're on your way to the address
>You make sure to cross the street before heading in the direction, keeping cars in between you and Lexi's house
>As you pass, you hear a man shouting and look at the house and can see someone with a belt swinging at something
>Hopefully, he found out Lexi's a bully and is putting a stop to it. Hopefully.
>You rush to judo and make it in time to start training. You recognize some of the other students from when you were younger.
>You also surprise yourself at what you remember, throwing a blue oni with some difficulty
>The class goes by quickly and you are even having fun relearning what you forgot and discovering what you never forgot
>Then the class is over and you're watching some of the younger students get taught simple ways to defend themselves
>Your stomach gurgles so you leave and head home, looking forward to whatever your mom has cooked up for lunch
>A block away from the judo place, you run into Aaron, carrying his chessboard and pieces towards the library with Eris in tow
>"Heading off to battle, guys?"
>Eris laughs and pats Aaron's head before saying, "Aaron's on his way to win a chess competition at the library!"
>Aaron is pretty good at chess, being in charge of the chess team at school so, "Well, it's obvious you'll win so have fun with it."
>"And don't torment my victims?"
>You laugh and nod at him before heading in the direction of home, thoughts of your mom's dumplings on your mind
>You forget to walk on the opposite side of the street and nearly walk into Patty who's fetching the mail outside her house
>She's sporting a black eye and a slight limp and smiles as you walk up.
>"Hi there, neighbor, how you doing?"

>I am sharing a thread with teenagers

Disgusting.

>>13127693
I want to bully IE-Chan by making out with Firefox in front of her.

>>13127678
I remember writing
>Dude I'm just explaining my actions, take it for what you will.
That applies to whoever you are. Same or different.
>>13127685
>Then let's do what we can to make it as close to one as possible.
Nobody wants to do that. People still want anonymoose to come and write his story, people still want .less to come and draw them pictures, people want more of the same. The very idea of a fresh start is contradictory to the very things we build these threads off of- a set of lore. MGE is the same it's always been

>Let's just use the Recaps to remember the good things, like RecapAnon wanted.
Recap anon barely applies here. It's true that I'm doing this because when he did it I liked it, but he's not my father. I do my things, he does his. He's not going to reward me for being like him. Neither will anyone here who's just another anon. I've been called a Chinese knockoff so many times I've lost count, and the idea of confirming said accusations by trying to be someone I'm not strikes me as silly.

>>13127693
You are breaking stallman-chan's heart is all

>>13127697
My guess isher dad's hitting them, calling it now

>>13127700
She'll cry, anon.

>>13127705
Who?

>>13127701
>Nobody wants to do that. People still want anonymoose to come and write his story, people still want .less to come and draw them pictures, people want more of the same. The very idea of a fresh start is contradictory to the very things we build these threads off of- a set of lore. MGE is the same it's always been

None of them want someone to mention an argument that took 1/5th of the previous thread over somebody's tastes either, though.

Just take a look around you. Just stop and look at this thread for a second right now.

Do you really think it's worth it remembering all this shitflinging? Something that can happen easily, especially in a place like this, everyday? Seriously.

>>13127701
>some namefag thinks he speaks for the entire thread
My sides.

>>13127715
Good. She's ugly and smelly and I hate her!

>>13127700
>she records the whole thing
>makes thousands of websites slamming you, exposing you for the creep you are
>by the time she's done, you'll consider yourself lucky if an akaname will date you

Don't fuck with the internet son.

>>13127697
Well. That got dark. If a bit predictable.

>>13127714
You're a regular Sherlock Holmes, anon.

>>13127693
Eh, no browser is perfect. It's kind of a pick-your-poison. IE is the worst though. Hopefully the new version will fix it.

>>13127717
>Do you really think it's worth it remembering all this shitflinging? Something that can happen easily, especially in a place like this, everyday? Seriously.
Yep. If a person were to go to every recap ever written ever, they would notice that
A. We hate lots of stuff
B. Even if someone likes stuff we like, we'll fight about it
I see how you're saying it's like beating a dead horse- but it's just what we do.
>>13127720
when did I ever say I spoke for the entire thread?

>>13127699
I don't mind. It's cute when they think they know shit.

>>13127729
I've never had problems with it.

>>13127725
I'm sure Firefox will help me dispel those rumors with her own websites and videos.

I want to become the target of a damphir and her younger, vampire, sisters affection, each trying to out do the other for my love

Until they have to rescue me from (anti) Paladinchan who snapped after someone stole her wild berry poptarts.

It ends with a dramatic battle, confessions, and a loving threesome

>>13127611
No.

>>13127730
Your entire statement right there implies that your recaps, or any recaps, are important enough to go back and revisit. Literally nothing about the recaps makes them worth viewing after their initial creation.
To me it sounds like you just want to make a guide for new comers to the thread, which is fucking retarded. When I came to this thread, it took me less than three threads to figure out what topics not to bring up, who was hated, and what to not talk about during what times.
Stop using shit like new people as a scapegoat to just stir the fucking pot.

>>13127697
Girl deserves it , mother dose not

>>13127611
I'm very sel-conscious, so I'd probably have to say no.

>>13127730
>If a person were to go to every recap ever written ever, they would notice that

If a person were to go see RecapAnon's original recaps, they'd see how his optimistic posts devoid of stupid shit brought the threads together, quite literally.

The guy fucking pacified Anons with his work. How, you ask? He left bad memories in the past where they belong.

>Yep.

I really hope you reconsider, because if you decide to keep doing this kind of stuff, then I hope you're ready to deal with a bunch of angry people that liked RecapAnon and get yelled at for corrupting his formula.

>>13127749
But what if she wanted to show it to her friends to prove that you're great in bed?

>>13127747
It's pretty obvious the angle he's going for is that the girl only "Deserves it", because she got it when she didn't deserve it.

Pretty standard bully plot...kinda disappointed to be perfectly honest.

>>13127746
>Stop using shit like new people as a scapegoat to just stir the fucking pot.

He's literally enabling the shitposters at this point and believes he's justified in doing it. Nothing short of mod action is going to stop him. Report and ignore.

>>13127762
>Report and ignore.
You could simply just filter him due to his constant namefaggotry and self-importance.

>>13127757
>Pretty standard bully plot
I'm gonna have to disagree, it's rare to see a bully with actual motives, most bully stories are really just crappy tsunderes.

>>13127755
Well, she better hide the camera pretty fucking well, because if I see it, I'm gonna be like, "Oh, nyooo...I can't do dis, let's stop."

So umm...
Can we talk about Apsaras who use dance in combat?

>>13127769
I meant in common media, not just the stories here.

>>13127736
The differences are minor at this point. I switched to firefox for ad block plus and script stopper.

>>13127779
Milk dancers suck.

>>13127746
>Stop using shit like new people as a scapegoat to just stir the fucking pot.
But I'm not. It's more than just "lelnewfags." For some reason people like to see me or someone else make fun of stuff that happened. That's why I do.
The "lelnewfags" is a side thing, it's there allright but what you seem to have missed is that it took you three threads. I would hope it would only take one with recaps or a 101. Interpret it how you will, it's just how I do.
>>13127751
>his optimistic posts devoid of stupid shit brought the threads together, quite literally.
What you fail to remember is that the line that got us all mad composed of around seven words. Seven words, out of 2000 characters. The rest of the time I mentioned good stuff. I also mentioned other fights but again, It's not a majority of the time.

And people yell at me for copying recapanon, then they yell at me for not copying him. Not a week ago a group of people were telling me to piss off because I was copying him to closely.

People are throwing hissy fits because of what I do. I find it ironic that me not trying to enable shitposters in term enabled a very long shitpost that I unfortunately participated in. If you don't like how I do, that's fine, but this discussion deserves no more of anyone's time.

>>13127780
Oh yeah, pretty common anywhere else but still an improvement over most in here.

>>13127784
For what it's worth, Anything to quit this poop throwing party.

>>13127737
>tries
>she is so buggy she's lucky if she can put up three sites an hour
>IE chan gets her cousin chrome to help her
>everyone knows fox chan is a boyfriend stealing unreliable bitch
>the comments are too much for her
>she hides in her house all day and won't start for you
>when you break in, you find her with a bottle of pills in hand
>she can't get the cap open
>you force her outside, telling her everything will be daijobu
>she wipes away her tears, takes your hand, and lets you lead her outside
>that's when you see the electronic billboards
>and the blimps
>with both your faces flashing on them, along with the words cheater and whore, respectively
>everyone on the street looking at you
>she goes back in and locks you out
>people staring daggers at you wherever you go, especially women
>but who gives a shit about them right?
>but you do, can't help it, it's relentless
>gets to the point where you can only go out safely at night because they are always heckling you
>some have even thrown their drinks at you
>fox chan stops coming to school, turns out she left the country
>everyone in school hates your guts, some snicker, others scoff, asshole jocks take away your books and shove you in the lockers
>their girlfriends write mean things all over your books in lipstick
>you're too much of a pussy to anything about it
>eventually have to be homeschooled until college
>even there, no girl wants anything to do with you
>except beelzebubs
>try not to cry
>cry like the bitch you are

>>13127774
I kind of want a story about a MG waifu talking her husband into doing a sex tape like one of those creepy porn producers or casting couch types.

>>13127787
Fair enough.

Still, you'd hope that if writefags started to branch out from bare-bones anime and smut plots, they'd do better than just taking from a pre-teen afterschool sitcom.

>>13127793
Do it.
I wanna see how funny you can make it.

>>13127793
I'm suddenly recalling that one greentext of a Casting Couch Rape Video, with a Manticore and Cheshire I believe.

>>13127697
>"Are you alright, you look like someone beat you up, Ma'am."
>She laughs and rubs her cheek before saying, "These? No, these are love taps from my husband. Proof that he truly loves me."
>You can't even process what she just said and just nod as she heads back into her house.
>She just said being beaten by her spouse is proof of love. What the fuck.
>"What are you doing outside my house, nerd."
>You freeze at the voice, and slowly turn around, making sure to stare at the ground.
>"Why were you talking to my mom." A statement. Shit.
>You quietly respond, "She greeted me, I -"
>You're cut off by her grabbing your chin and forcing your head upward. You hear her messing with a bag.
>Then you feel cold metal around your neck and hear a click and she lets go of your chin and you reach up to your neck.
>It's a metal collar. A fucking collar with a lock on it. You forget what she's done in the past and look at her, full of anger.
>She just looks calmly at you, "A reminder, if you will. You are beneath me and I do it because it's for your good. Eye's down."
>Then she pulls off her belt, wraps it around her hand and stares into your eyes. "Or do I have to make them go down?"
>You instantly look down but as if to say not fast enough, you feel her fist collide with your stomach and you collapse, gasping for breath.
>"Now, starting Monday, you are to prepare my lunch. Yourself. You are also not to take off the collar. It's my property, as are you. Now go home."
>And you do. Stumbling and catching your breath you hurry home but not before noticing the older kikimora standing behind Lexi
>She looked worried and angry but you don't want to risk anymore pain and just keep trucking until you're home
>Appetite forgotten you walk to your room and collapse onto your bed, holding your stomach and silently crying
>The rest of the day passes before you know and you're at dinner with your parents, silently eating as your dad talks about work
>"And how was judo today?"